# In the Land of Leadale
Due to a terrible accident, Keina Kagami is forced to live on life support in order to survive.
The only way for her to be free is within the VRMMORPG "Leadale."
One day, her life support stops functioning, and Keina loses her life.
But when she wakes up, she finds herself in the world of Leadale 200 years in the future.
She is now the high elf Cayna, who possesses lost skills and OP statuses and becomes closer to the other inhabitants of this world.
But among those inhabitants happen to be the "children" she made in character creation?!
# Season 1
# E1 - An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVW1JE/an-inn-a-tower-a-bear-and-a-banquet)
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***SIGN*** An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
***SIGN*** An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
**[01:51] Lytt**
Miss! Miss!
**[01:56] Lytt**
Miss, it's already morning.
**[02:06] Cayna**
Huh?
**[02:08] Lytt**
Good morning!
**[02:11] Cayna**
Oh... good morning.
**[02:20] Cayna**
*My body is...*
**[02:22] Cayna**
*moving?!*
**[02:24] Lytt**
Are you all right, miss?
**[02:27] Cayna**
Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
**[02:29] Lytt**
Are you sure?
**[02:30] Cayna**
Yup. Positive.
**[02:32] Cayna**
Here.
**[02:33] Lytt**
I can have it?
**[02:35] Lytt**
Thank you!
**[02:36] Cayna**
You're very welcome.
**[02:39] Lytt**
It's time for breakfast, so hurry down!
**[02:43] Cayna**
Huh? An item box?
**[02:46] Cayna**
Could this mean...
**[02:49] Cayna**
Ow!
**[02:57] Cayna**
This is... the high elf...
**[03:00] Cayna**
It's the avatar I created in Leadale.
**[03:03] Cayna**
Does that mean I'm inside the ga—
**[03:09] Cayna**
Guess you can't fight on an empty stomach.
**[03:18] Marelle**
Come on, now. Have a seat, missy.
**[03:21] Marelle**
Your soup's going to get cold.
**[03:23] Cayna**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[03:27] Lytt**
Here you go, miss.
**[03:30] Cayna**
Thanks.
**[03:35] Cayna**
*It smells so good.*
**[03:37] Cayna**
* I can't remember the last time*
* I actually ate food with my mouth.*
**[03:50] Cayna**
It's so good!
**[03:52] Marelle**
Well, you sure know how to
make someone smile.
**[03:56] Marelle**
What kind of food have you
been eating up until now?
**[03:58] Cayna**
Well...
**[03:59] Cayna**
Pills, liquids, and IV drips... so, yeah.
**[04:05] Marelle**
Huh?
**[04:06] Cayna**
Oh, nothing!
**[04:07] Marelle**
You're wasting half your life
if you're not eating well.
**[04:11] Marelle**
Here!
**[04:12] Marelle**
It's on the house!
Eat as much as you'd like!
**[04:15] Cayna**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[04:19] Cayna**
*I wonder if I can eat all of this.*
**[04:21] Cayna**
*But it looks so good!*
**[04:25] Cayna**
Thank you for the food.
**[04:26] Lytt**
You're very welcome.
**[04:32] Cayna**
*This place seems familiar.*
**[04:35] Cayna**
*Let's see...*
**[04:36] Cayna**
* This is the inn in the village*
* that's on the border*
**[04:38] Cayna**
* of the White Kingdom of Felstes and*
* the Green Kingdom of Gruskeilo, right?*
**[04:43] Cayna**
* Wait, but this village is*
* supposed to be prosperous,*
**[04:47] Cayna**
*since it's along a trading route.*
**[04:49] Cayna**
*And yet...*
**[04:54] Marelle**
Is something the matter?
**[04:55] Cayna**
I remember this place being far
livelier the last time I was here.
**[04:59] Marelle**
Livelier? That'd have to
be about 200 years ago.
**[05:04] Cayna**
Two hundred years?
**[05:05] Marelle**
Things have gone downhill since
**[05:08] Marelle**
the Kingdom of Felskeilo was established.
**[05:10] Cayna**
Felskeilo?
**[05:12] Cayna**
* What's with that name?*
* It sounds like someone merged*
**[05:15] Cayna**
* the White Kingdom and the*
* Green Kingdom together!*
**[05:17] Cayna**
* I'm not inside the Leadale*
* that I actually played in?*
**[05:20] Marelle**
Oh? You don't know about Felskeilo?
**[05:23] Cayna**
N-No... I was away for a while.
**[05:28] Marelle**
Long ago, the seven nations
were constantly fighting,
**[05:32] Marelle**
and everywhere was in shambles.
**[05:34] Marelle**
Then, because the fighting got so bad,
**[05:38] Marelle**
God chose leaders among the people.
**[05:41] Marelle**
Those leaders worked hard to scale the
number of kingdoms down to three,
**[05:44] Marelle**
and that brings us to today.
**[05:47] Cayna**
I had no idea.
**[05:49] Cayna**
* The seven kingdoms were how*
* the world was laid out in Leadale.*
**[05:54] Cayna**
* Am I actually in that world,*
* but 200 years after I played it?*
**[05:59] Marelle**
You really came here that long ago?
**[06:02] Cayna**
Y-Yes... Though it was only once.
**[06:06] Marelle**
I guess elves really do live long lives!
**[06:10] Marelle**
I'm Marelle. This little one is Lytt.
**[06:13] Lytt**
Hi, my name is Lytt.
**[06:15] Cayna**
My name is Cayna.
**[06:17] Cayna**
Oh, um...
**[06:19] Cayna**
I'd like to stay at this inn for a while.
**[06:23] Cayna**
Would this be enough?
**[06:24] Marelle**
Oh, my goodness!
**[06:26] Marelle**
Don't go flaunting all this money like that!
**[06:30] Cayna**
Huh? All this money?
**[06:32] Marelle**
Four coins is enough to
spend ten nights at this inn.
**[06:35] Cayna**
Huh? R-Really?
**[06:38] Cayna**
* I guess the value of money has*
* changed a lot in 200 years.*
**[06:41] Cayna**
W-Well, here you go, then.
**[06:45] Cayna**
I'll be in your care for a while.
**[06:47] Marelle**
Sure thing. Payment received.
**[06:49] Marelle**
Make yourself right at home.
**[06:52] Marelle**
No need to hold back.
**[06:54] Lytt**
Not at all.
**[06:59] ---**
Well, then...
***SIGN*** Cayna
High Elf
Mage
***SIGN*** Skill Master
***SIGN*** Black Kingdom of Lypras
**[07:02] ---**
Name: Cayna. Level 1100.
**[07:05] ---**
Race: high elf.
**[07:06] Cayna**
Title: Skill Master No. 03.
***SIGN*** Cayna
High Elf
Mage
***SIGN*** Skill Master
***SIGN*** Black Kingdom of Lypras
**[07:09] Cayna**
I guess nothing's changed.
**[07:11] Cayna**
And my status... Yeah, I'm strong.
**[07:15] Cayna**
I know I'm talking about myself here,
but I'm way too OP.
**[07:18] Cayna**
As for items...
**[07:21] Cayna**
Oh, right. Kee, are you around?
**[07:24] Kee**
*Yes. I am right here.*
**[07:26] Kee**
*My job is to support you, after all.*
**[07:28] Kee**
* There are two urgent matters*
* that require your attention.*
**[07:31] Cayna**
Urgent?
**[07:32] Kee**
* First, you have been cut off*
* from the hospital's system.*
**[07:36] Kee**
* Second, you've been disconnected*
* from Leadale's master system.*
**[07:41] Cayna**
I've been cut off from the hospital's system?
**[07:44] Cayna**
What happened?
**[07:46] Kee**
* I speculate that a power outage*
* happened after you went to bed.*
**[07:50] Cayna**
A power outage...
**[07:59] Cayna**
And probably due to
that power outage, I'm...
**[08:02] Cayna**
* My mind somehow escaped into the game,*
* but my physical body is...*
**[08:14] Cayna**
Crap...
**[08:20] Cayna**
Wait, it's nighttime?!
**[08:23] Cayna**
There should be other players
besides me on this continent, right?
**[08:27] Cayna**
I wonder how they're all doing.
**[08:29] Cayna**
First, I'll have to find my tower
and gather some information.
**[08:36] Cayna**
I wonder if I can still do it.
**[08:39] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Light.
**[08:41] Cayna**
Level 1: Ready Set.
**[08:49] Cayna**
Lytt? What's the matter?
**[08:52] Lytt**
U-Um... Is that hurting you?
**[08:54] Cayna**
I'm fine. It's just a harmless light.
**[08:57] Cayna**
Is this the first time
you've seen magic, Lytt?
**[09:02] Cayna**
* I guess it might be rare for normal*
* villagers to even see magic.*
**[09:07] Cayna**
I see. You were coming up
here to bring me a light.
**[09:10] Lytt**
No, it's okay. This is much brighter.
**[09:14] Lytt**
You're amazing, miss.
**[09:20] Lytt**
Oh, hey.
**[09:21] Lytt**
It's time for dinner.
**[09:31] Cayna**
Oh... H-Hello.
**[09:39] Marelle**
Sorry it's so noisy in here.
**[09:42] Marelle**
They're all basically harmless,
though, so don't you worry.
**[09:46] Villager A**
Hey, that's mean.
**[09:48] Villager B**
Yeah!
**[09:49] Lottor**
Be careful, missy.
**[09:51] Lottor**
She may not look it, but she
used to be this village's best figh—
**[09:54] Marelle**
Keep your mouth shut.
**[09:55] Luine**
Go on. Eat up while it's still warm.
**[09:58] Cayna**
Oh, sure. Thank you.
**[10:00] Cayna**
Huh?
**[10:01] Luine**
I'm Luine, Marelle's oldest daughter.
**[10:04] Luine**
I come by at night to help out.
**[10:06] Luine**
You're Cayna, right?
**[10:08] Cayna**
Um... yes.
**[10:09] Marelle**
Come on, Luine. The food's getting cold.
**[10:13] Marelle**
If you've got time to chat,
start serving them drinks.
**[10:18] Luine**
Yeah, yeah. Jeez, Mom...
**[10:25] Cayna**
So good.
**[10:31] Luine**
What are you doing in a remote
place like this anyway, Cayna?
**[10:34] Cayna**
Um... well...
**[10:37] Cayna**
I'm looking for something.
**[10:39] Marelle**
Looking for something?
**[10:40] Lytt**
Like what?
**[10:41] Cayna**
My home tower... It's this silver tower.
**[10:48] Marelle**
Y-You're going somewhere that terrifying?
**[10:50] Luine**
D-Don't do it!
**[10:52] Cayna**
H-Huh?
**[10:53] Cayna**
You know about the tower?
**[10:56] Luine**
There's a legend saying the terrifying
Silver Ring Witch lives there!
**[11:03] Lytt**
Are you okay, miss?
**[11:05] Cayna**
I'm fine! I'm perfectly healthy!
No problems at all!
**[11:07] Cayna**
I'll be going to bed now! Goodnight!
**[11:12] Lytt**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[11:16] Cayna**
*It's been 200 years, and yet...*
**[11:20] Cayna**
* My stupid "Silver Ring Witch"*
* nickname is still around!*
**[11:25] Cayna**
*It's so insanely embarrassing.*
**[11:27] Cayna**
* My dark past where I stomped*
* on so many other players...*
**[11:31] Cayna**
Oh, wait.
**[11:32] Cayna**
If my dark past is still around,
that just proves there are other players.
**[11:37] Cayna**
Okay, I'll try getting to the tower tomorrow.
**[11:41] Cayna**
Widdle Cayna is 317 years owd!
**[11:59] Zena**
Shh! What if she wakes up?
**[12:01] Lyle**
S-Sorry.
**[12:03] Zena**
Come on, hurry up.
A traveling elf should be loaded.
**[12:07] Lyle**
Right.
**[12:21] Kee**
* Pervert Blocker: Summoning Magic:*
* Lightning Spirit has been activated.*
**[12:28] Lyle**
Bro, let go of me!
**[12:30] Zena**
Just shut up and run!
**[12:40] Kee**
*Report deemed unnecessary.*
**[12:43] Kee**
*Deleted from log.*
**[12:50] Cayna**
Wow, it's such a nice day!
**[12:54] Cayna**
Eagle Eyes.
**[13:00] Cayna**
There it is!
**[13:05] Marelle**
Are you really going to go so lightly dressed?
**[13:08] Marelle**
You're not thinking of going to the tower
where the Silver Ring Witch is, are you?
**[13:12] Cayna**
Of course not.
**[13:14] Cayna**
I'm just going to search
for some medicinal herbs.
**[13:19] Marelle**
I know you're an elf, but I'm still worried.
**[13:22] Marelle**
There are monsters in that forest, too.
**[13:24] Cayna**
I'm pretty strong, despite
how I look. Have no fear.
**[13:28] Marelle**
You sure?
**[13:30] Marelle**
All right, well... Be careful.
**[13:33] Lytt**
Miss, at least take this with you.
**[13:37] Cayna**
Thank you, Lytt.
**[13:40] Cayna**
I'll try to find a little gift for you,
so look forward to it.
**[13:43] Lytt**
Okay!
**[13:54] Cayna**
Okay, no one's around, so...
**[13:58] Cayna**
Guardian Ring.
**[14:02] Cayna**
Now I should be able to get to my tower base.
**[14:05] Cayna**
One who protects in times of trouble!
**[14:07] Cayna**
I beseech you to rescue this
depraved world from chaos!
**[14:18] Cayna**
* I swear, they went way too*
* overboard on these effects.*
**[14:32] Cayna**
Good grief!
**[14:33] Cayna**
Looks I made it in just fine.
**[14:35] Cayna**
Couldn't they have done something
about the dumb password, though?
**[14:52] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[14:55] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
It's been a while, Master!
**[14:59] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
You left me, the Guardian of the
Silver Tower, alone for 200 years!
**[15:02] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Where the hell have you been?
**[15:07] Cayna**
Did you always speak so rudely?
**[15:11] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Wha?
**[15:12] Cayna**
What, are you a delinquent now?
**[15:15] Cayna**
Has anyone passed the tower's
trials while I've been gone?
**[15:19] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Nope!
**[15:20] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
It's so damn peaceful, I could puke.
**[15:23] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Oh, yeah.
**[15:25] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Skargo came by about 60 years ago.
**[15:29] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
He was trying to get in touch with you.
**[15:32] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
And you had the nerve to ignore
my call then, didn't ya? Huh?!
**[15:37] Cayna**
Well, my hands were kinda full.
**[15:41] Cayna**
*Forget 60 years.*
**[15:43] Cayna**
* I'm not even sure I was in this*
* world for the last 200 years.*
**[15:43] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Hey? Hello? You listening?
**[15:47] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Skargo came by. Didn't you hear me?
**[15:51] Cayna**
I heard you, but who's that?
**[15:55] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Guess you've finally
gone senile, you old hag.
**[15:58] Cayna**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Item Box
***SIGN*** Item Box
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[15:59] Sign**
m 215 122 l 222 152 312 173 306 146
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
***SIGN*** Item Box
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[15:59] Sign**
m 215 122 l 222 152 312 173 306 146
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
**[16:03] Cayna**
Say that again?
**[16:06] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
I was wrong!
**[16:08] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Please forgive me, Master!
**[16:11] Cayna**
Well, whatever.
**[16:12] Cayna**
Anyway, who's Skargo again?
**[16:14] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
He's your son, remember?
**[16:18] Cayna**
What?! My son?!
**[16:20] Cayna**
A son? I couldn't possibly...
**[16:22] Cayna**
Hm? Skargo?
**[16:25] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Yeah, you've lost it.
**[16:25] Cayna**
Skargo... Son...
**[16:27] Cayna**
Oh.
**[16:30] Cayna**
Oh, right! The Foster System!
**[16:33] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
The Foster System? The heck is that?
**[16:36] Cayna**
Oh, um... Simply put...
**[16:39] Cayna**
I could make NPCs by spending
real money in the game.
**[16:44] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Huh?
**[16:45] Cayna**
Talk about a convenient way
to make in-game money.
**[16:49] Cayna**
Anyway, enough about that.
**[16:50] Cayna**
I see. Skargo... My son.
***SIGN*** Skargo
Elf
Priest
***SIGN*** Relationship: Son
Place of Employment: Church
***SIGN*** NPC Compensation Program
**[16:53] Cayna**
Not only do I have a son,
**[16:55] Cayna**
I even created a sister and
a little brother for him.
***SIGN*** NPC Compensation Program
***SIGN*** Place of Employment: Mage Guild
***SIGN*** Kartatz
Dwarf
Craftsman
***SIGN*** Relationship: Son (Adopted)
Place of Employment: Technical Work
***SIGN*** NPC Compensation Program
**[16:57] Cayna**
I wonder how they're all doing.
**[17:00] Cayna**
I never got to date anyone,
so I never got married.
**[17:04] Cayna**
And yet, I have three children,
all over 200 years old.
**[17:08] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Would you stop talking nonsense already?
**[17:28] Cayna**
I guess this part is the same as the game.
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[17:32] Cayna**
Let's see... What should I take with me?
**[17:34] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Say, Master.
**[17:36] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
You didn't just come here
to grab some items, did you?
**[17:39] Cayna**
Actually, yeah. That's the
main reason I'm here.
**[17:41] Cayna**
I'm also looking for some information.
Anything strange happen lately?
**[17:45] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Skargo said something about the seven
kingdoms uniting into three or something.
**[17:51] Cayna**
Yeah, I heard about that.
**[17:53] Cayna**
I wonder what happened to the
other players besides me.
**[17:57] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Hell if I know.
**[17:59] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Half of your crew were humans,
so they're probably six feet under.
**[18:03] Cayna**
Probably, yeah...
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[18:05] Sign**
m 209 72 l 211 93 317 124 313 104
**[18:05] Sign**
m 219 107 l 247 284 451 320 406 161
***SIGN*** Stun Bomb
***SIGN*** Lantern
***SIGN*** Tent
***SIGN*** Magic Rhymestone
***SIGN*** Rock Golem Fragment
***SIGN*** Ball Rat Brush
**[18:05] Cayna**
All right, that should do it.
**[18:08] Cayna**
And...
**[18:09] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Wh-What?
**[18:11] Cayna**
I'll give you some MP.
**[18:18] Cayna**
There we go.
**[18:19] Cayna**
You were running on empty, weren't you?
**[18:21] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Damn right I was.
**[18:23] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
You left me hanging for 200 years!
**[18:26] Cayna**
Right...
**[18:27] Cayna**
Now you'll be able to watch
over this tower for a while again.
**[18:30] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Uh, say, Master...
**[18:33] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
I've got a little request.
**[18:36] Cayna**
What?
**[18:37] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
I guess the other Guardian
Towers stopped functioning.
**[18:42] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
Could you go check on them
if you get a chance?
**[18:44] Cayna**
I guess they've been ignored, too.
**[18:46] Cayna**
All right. I'll go look for them.
**[18:49] Guardian of the Silver Tower**
I'm counting on you, Master.
**[18:55] Cayna**
Well, I guess I'll head back to the village.
**[18:57] Cayna**
Oh, shoot!
**[18:58] Cayna**
I should've left something in the village
so I could set it as my teleport destination.
**[19:02] Cayna**
Damn it... Guess I'll have to run.
**[19:07] Cayna**
Travel Speed Up, Agility Up,
Movement Up... selected.
***SIGN*** • Travel Speed Up
• Movement Up
• Manhunt
**[19:16] Cayna**
Okay.
**[19:26] Cayna**
I can't remember the last time I exercised.
**[19:28] Cayna**
I know I used magic, but running at
full speed is... j-j-just rough.
**[19:37] Kee**
*It came from the road.*
**[19:39] Cayna**
Is someone being attacked?
**[19:46] Cayna**
A horned bear?
**[19:56] Cayna**
You okay?
**[19:58] Lottor**
Y-Yeah...
**[20:00] Lottor**
You're pretty amazing, missy.
**[20:02] Cayna**
Um, yeah... Just because
of my active skills.
**[20:06] Lottor**
Huh?
**[20:06] Cayna**
Er, never mind.
**[20:08] Cayna**
Ten... no, even twenty bears
would be no match for me!
**[20:14] Lottor**
Thanks. I hope I can repay you somehow.
**[20:17] Cayna**
No worries.
**[20:19] Cayna**
It's only natural to help someone
out when they're in trouble.
**[20:22] Lottor**
But, missy...
**[20:24] Cayna**
If you really want to thank me...
**[20:26] Cayna**
My name is Cayna.
**[20:28] Cayna**
I'd appreciate it if you called me
that instead of "missy."
**[20:33] Lottor**
My name's Lottor.
**[20:35] Lottor**
Thanks again, Cayna.
**[20:38] Cayna**
Sure. I'm glad you're okay.
**[20:45] Lytt**
You must be really strong, miss!
**[20:47] Lytt**
A horned bear sure is some gift!
**[20:50] Marelle**
Tell me about it.
**[20:51] Marelle**
You went into the woods
for medicinal herbs
**[20:54] Marelle**
and came back with a whole horned bear.
**[20:56] Marelle**
Talk about a surprise.
**[20:57] Luine**
Well, because of that,
**[20:59] Luine**
we get to partake in the spoils.
**[21:03] Villager A**
Thanks, Cayna!
**[21:05] Villager B**
Thanks!
**[21:07] Lottor**
Here, Cayna.
**[21:09] Cayna**
What's this?
**[21:10] Lottor**
It's wine.
**[21:12] Cayna**
Wow... It smells sweet.
**[21:15] Lottor**
You've never had it before?
**[21:17] Luine**
Even though you've been
alive for over 200 years?
**[21:19] Cayna**
I didn't really have many
opportunities to drink.
**[21:22] Cayna**
* In actuality, I haven't*
* been alive for centuries.*
**[21:25] Cayna**
*And I was confined to a hospital bed, so...*
**[21:27] Marelle**
Well, let's have a toast.
**[21:30] Marelle**
Cayna, you're the star tonight,
so you get to lead us in this toast.
**[21:35] Cayna**
Right...
**[21:39] Cayna**
To new encounters!
**[21:40] All**
To new encounters!
**[21:43] Cayna**
It's so good.
**[21:47] Lytt**
Look at you go, miss.
**[21:51] Cayna**
Huh?
**[21:58] Marelle**
Oh, Cayna...
**[21:59] Marelle**
She may be tough against horned bears,
but she's no match for alcohol.
**[22:03] Lytt**
Goodnight, miss.
**[22:05] Lytt**
Sweet dreams.
# E2 - An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG9X1W/an-injured-man-the-royal-capital-and-a-game-of-tag-with-sons)
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**[00:05] Lytt**
Miss! It's morning!
**[00:14] Lytt**
Miss!
**[00:19] Cayna**
M-My head...
**[00:21] Kee**
*You have a hangover.*
**[00:23] Cayna**
S-So this is what a hangover is like.
**[00:26] Cayna**
*Ow...*
**[00:29] Cayna**
*I'm never drinking alcohol ever again.*
**[00:31] Lytt**
Miss?
**[00:32] Arbiter**
Look at me! Don't close your eyes!
**[00:34] Arbiter**
This is nothing!
***SIGN*** An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
***SIGN*** An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
**[02:11] Arbiter**
Hey! Wake up!
**[02:14] Arbiter**
Kenison! Answer me!
**[02:16] Arbiter**
Kenison! Damn it!
**[02:21] Cayna**
What's wrong?
**[02:22] Marelle**
They're merchants traveling
to the royal capital.
**[02:25] Lottor**
Apparently they were attacked
by ogres in a nearby forest.
**[02:28] Lottor**
I think that one's beyond help.
**[02:31] Cayna**
Search.
***SIGN*** Kenison
**[02:34] Cayna**
*Poison...*
**[02:36] Cayna**
Move, please.
**[02:37] Arbiter**
Wh-What the?
**[02:40] Cayna**
Extra Skill: Load: Double Spell.
**[02:45] Arbiter**
A Double Spell?!
**[03:03] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Pa Nil: Ready Set.
**[03:07] Cayna**
Magic Spell: Dewl Level 9: Ready Set.
**[03:11] Cayna**
Heal!
**[03:32] Elineh**
His wounds... I can't believe it.
**[03:35] Arbiter**
Kenison!
**[03:38] Underlings**
Yes!
**[03:40] Cayna**
Thank goodness.
**[03:42] Cayna**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[03:43] Arbiter**
M-Missy!
**[03:45] Cayna**
Missy?
**[03:46] Arbiter**
Thank you for saving my friend's life.
**[03:49] Underlings**
Thank you so much!
**[03:51] Cayna**
No, no, it's fine! You should get him
into a bed as soon as you can, though.
**[03:55] Arbiter**
Y-Yes, you're right. Boys!
**[03:59] Underlings**
Yes, sir!
**[04:00] Marelle**
You can come to my inn. This way.
**[04:02] Elineh**
I'm in charge of this caravan.
My name is Elineh.
**[04:06] Cayna**
I'm Cayna.
**[04:07] Elineh**
I'd like to thank you for helping us.
**[04:10] Elineh**
Is there anything I can do for you?
**[04:15] Elineh**
Ah, so you've been holed up for 200 years.
**[04:19] Elineh**
And you're looking for someone?
**[04:22] Cayna**
You're pretty familiar with the
royal capital of Felskeilo, right?
**[04:25] Elineh**
Yes. I've been there
countless times on business.
**[04:30] Elineh**
What is this person like?
**[04:31] Cayna**
He's a male elf.
**[04:33] Elineh**
Ah, an elf, eh?
**[04:35] Cayna**
And a priest.
**[04:36] Elineh**
Yes, yes, a pri—
**[04:38] Elineh**
Huh?
**[04:40] Elineh**
An elven priest in the royal capital?
It couldn't be...
**[04:45] Cayna**
His name is Skargo.
**[04:48] Inn Patrons**
What?!
**[04:54] Elineh**
Y-You know Lord Skargo?
**[04:57] Cayna**
Is he that famous?
**[04:59] Elineh**
High Priest Skargo is a wise man who's been
around since the great upheaval 200 years ago.
**[05:05] Elineh**
He has the most influence
after the king and prime minister.
**[05:09] Cayna**
Wow, he became a high priest.
**[05:13] Marelle**
That boy who got hurt is
fine now. He's fast asleep.
**[05:17] Elineh**
I-If you don't mind me asking,
may I ask how you know Lord Skargo?
**[05:24] Cayna**
He's my son.
**[05:25] Elineh and others**
What?!
**[05:28] Marelle**
C-Cayna... Y-You have a child at your age?
**[05:34] Cayna**
Actually, I have two other children, too.
**[05:36] Elineh and others**
Wh-What?!
**[05:39] Cayna**
So it sounds like Skargo is
doing well. That's great.
**[05:44] Cayna**
So, Elineh...
**[05:45] Elineh**
Y-Yes?
**[05:46] Cayna**
Would you let me accompany
you and your caravan?
**[05:49] Elineh**
What? Are you saying you want
to go to the royal capital with us?
**[05:53] Cayna**
Yes. Is that all right?
**[05:56] Elineh**
That's fine with us.
We welcome you with open arms.
**[05:59] Elineh**
But the little missy there
might not feel the same.
**[06:04] Cayna**
Lytt...
**[06:07] Lytt**
You're leaving?
**[06:08] Cayna**
Y-Yes. But I promise I'll
come back to see you again.
**[06:12] Lytt**
Really?
**[06:13] Cayna**
Yes, I promise.
**[06:16] Cayna**
Oh, I know.
***SIGN*** Item Box
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[06:20] Sign**
m 258 246 l 246 209 414 173 429 206
***SIGN*** Star-Shaped Barrette
***SIGN*** m 287 351 l 274 315 477 267 493 301
***SIGN*** High Potion
**[06:20] Sign**
m 264 259 l 273 293 425 258 416 226
***SIGN*** Cloth Boots
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[06:20] Sign**
m 224 157 l 237 193 515 140 503 104
***SIGN*** Phoenix Headband
**[06:21] Sign**
m 244 209 l 415 170 421 181 411 182 410 194 424 205 255 245
***SIGN*** Star-Shaped Barrette
**[06:21] Sign**
m 273 317 l 462 267 468 289 468 303 285 353
***SIGN*** High Potion
**[06:21] Sign**
m 244 207 l 413 171 421 194 399 184 386 181 378 185 380 195 388 206 398 211 253 245
***SIGN*** Star-Shaped Barrette
**[06:21] Sign**
m 271 315 l 429 275 439 283 448 292 443 313 436 313 431 304 420 297 413 295 406 301 407 309 408 318 284 351
***SIGN*** High Potion
**[06:21] Sign**
m 248 208 l 356 186 357 197 361 206 366 213 371 220 254 243
**[06:21] Sign**
m 373 181 l 382 193 393 203 402 210 425 203 414 172
***SIGN*** Star-Shaped Barrette
**[06:21] Sign**
m 263 260 l 384 232 412 259 274 293
***SIGN*** Cloth Boots
**[06:23] Cayna**
In the game—I mean...
**[06:28] Cayna**
This is the first item I ever made.
**[06:30] Cayna**
You can have it.
**[06:32] Cayna**
This seals the deal on our promise.
**[06:33] Lytt**
Our promise...
**[06:36] Cayna**
I'll let you know something
else super amazing, too.
**[06:41] Cayna**
But you can't tell anyone, okay?
**[06:43] Lytt**
O-Okay. I promise I'll keep it a secret.
**[06:48] Cayna**
You know that silver tower
beyond the mountains?
**[06:52] Lytt**
The place where the bad witch lives, right?
**[06:54] Cayna**
Believe it or not... I'm that bad witch.
**[06:58] Lytt**
What?!
**[07:05] Lytt**
But you're not a bad person!
**[07:07] Cayna**
Make sure you keep it a secret, okay?
**[07:10] Cayna**
I'm going to come back every once in a
while to make sure you didn't tell anyone.
**[07:15] Lytt**
Okay! But if you don't come back for a really
long time, I'm going to tell someone.
**[07:23] Cayna**
Then I'd better make sure
I come back to this village.
**[07:34] Arbiter**
Allow me to formally introduce myself.
**[07:36] Arbiter**
I am Arbiter, the leader of
the Flame Spears mercenaries.
**[07:40] Arbiter**
We'll be accompanying
you to the royal capital.
**[07:42] Cayna**
Thanks for letting me come along.
**[07:45] Arbiter**
Hey, Kenison.
**[07:46] Kenison**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[07:48] Kenison**
I heard that you saved me.
You are a lifesaver.
**[07:52] Kenison**
Thank you so much! Lady C-C-C-C-Cayna!
**[07:56] Cayna**
There were definitely too many Cs there.
**[07:59] Cayna**
And you don't need to call me "Lady."
**[08:02] Cayna**
Just call me Cayna.
**[08:05] Kenison**
Then... Then I'll call you Miss Cayna.
**[08:09] Cayna**
Er, you don't really need the "Miss," either.
**[08:13] People**
Be careful.
**[08:14] Lottor**
Come back soon!
**[08:15] Marelle**
Bring your son with you next time!
**[08:17] Cayna**
Thanks for everything!
**[08:19] Lytt**
Miss!
**[08:30] Cayna**
* I wonder what the royal*
* capital of Felskeilo is like.*
**[08:35] Primo**
What the heck does "Primo" mean?
**[08:37] Lonti**
Er, my stomach just growled...
**[08:39] Primo**
What?!
**[08:42] Almana**
* I wonder if they'd think*
* less of me as a blonde.*
**[08:49] Cayna**
Wow...
**[08:53] Cayna**
Wow...
**[08:55] Cayna**
Wow...
**[08:58] Cayna**
My, oh, my...
**[08:59] Cayna**
Oh, my.
**[09:03] Cayna**
I can't believe they built a city here.
**[09:07] Elineh**
Lady Cayna, this is the
royal capital of Felskeilo,
**[09:10] Elineh**
otherwise known as the scenic capital.
**[09:12] Arbiter**
If you ever need anything, come see us.
**[09:16] Arbiter**
You're welcome anytime.
**[09:17] Cayna**
I will.
**[09:22] Cayna**
U-Um...
**[09:24] Cayna**
Elineh recommended this inn to me.
**[09:27] Cat proprietress**
Oh, meow I see. Elineh told you to come, eh?
**[09:31] Cayna**
Are humans not allowed here?
**[09:33] Cat proprietress**
There are a lot of humans who still
don't take mew kindly to our folk.
**[09:39] Cayna**
Don't worry. I'm not actually human, either.
**[09:52] Cayna**
Excuse me.
**[09:54] Cayna**
I heard that Skargo was here.
**[09:57] Sister**
Ah, the high priest. Yes, he is.
**[10:01] Cayna**
Is it possible to see him?
**[10:04] Sister**
I'm afraid if you do not have an
appointment, that is not possible.
**[10:09] Cayna**
Yeah, of course.
**[10:11] Cayna**
And I shouldn't go disrupting
that boy's life, either.
**[10:16] Sister**
That boy?
**[10:17] Cayna**
Well, sorry for the trouble.
**[10:21] Cayna**
I guess I do need an appointment after all.
**[10:24] Cayna**
Oh, well. I guess I'll head to
the Adventurers' Guild first.
**[10:28] Kartatz**
What are you doing?!
**[10:31] Kartatz**
That's not it!
**[10:33] Kartatz**
Do I need to explain
everything more than once?
**[10:38] Kartatz**
Pick up the pace!
**[10:39] Pupils**
R-Right, boss! Sorry!
**[10:42] Kartatz**
For cryin' out loud...
**[10:43] Cayna**
Huh?
**[10:47] Cayna**
Kartatz!
**[10:53] Cayna**
Kar...tatz?
**[10:56] Kartatz**
M-Mum!
**[11:00] Kartatz**
Y-Y-Y-You okay, Mum?!
**[11:02] Kartatz**
Are you not feeling well?
**[11:04] Cayna**
No, I just... wasn't expecting
you to call me that,
**[11:07] Cayna**
or maybe it was even weirder than I imagined.
**[11:10] Cayna**
But it's been a while. How've you been?
**[11:16] Kartatz**
Hey! I'm not a little child anymore!
**[11:20] Kartatz**
Stop patting me on the head!
**[11:23] Cayna**
Well, this is pretty neat. How cute.
**[11:28] Kartatz**
Don't call an old man "cute"! That's creepy!
**[11:36] Kartatz**
What?!
**[11:38] Kartatz**
You left the tower and became an adventurer?!
**[11:41] Cayna**
Yeah. It's pretty rough with so much
being different than 200 years ago.
**[11:46] Kartatz**
Are you going to d-destroy
a country or something?
**[11:51] Cayna**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[11:53] Kartatz**
Don't "what's wrong" me!
**[11:55] Kartatz**
I thought my skull was gonna shatter!
**[11:58] Cayna**
I stopped by the church before coming here,
but the sister wouldn't let me in.
**[12:06] Kartatz**
You went to see Big Bro?
Of course you were turned away.
**[12:10] Cayna**
Yeah. Do you happen to know where Mai-Mai is?
**[12:14] Kartatz**
Sis is the headmaster at the academy there.
**[12:17] Cayna**
Aw, you've all grown up so well.
**[12:21] Cayna**
I see.
**[12:22] Kartatz**
I-I'll go ahead and talk to them for you.
**[12:26] Cayna**
Okay, I'm counting on you.
**[12:31] Kartatz**
What're you fools smirking about?!
**[12:36] Almana**
If you'd like to register for the
Adventurers' Guild, please fill these out.
**[12:40] Cayna**
* I'm in a fantasy world, yet I'm using*
* a pencil rather than a quill pen.*
**[12:46] Cayna**
Here you go.
**[12:47] Almana**
Wow, it's rare to see a high elf around here.
**[12:51] Cayna**
*O-Oh, it's actually a rare race?*
**[12:54] Almana**
I'll get your registration card.
One moment, please.
**[12:58] Cayna**
Thanks!
**[13:01] Cayna**
*"Please capture this monster."*
**[13:04] Cayna**
*Bodyguard, investigate an affair...*
**[13:07] Cayna**
*"I'd like a potion. Reward: two silver coins."*
**[13:11] Cayna**
* I do have a high potion*
* I made a long time ago.*
**[13:14] Cayna**
I wonder if this will work.
**[13:16] Cayna**
Kee, this is pretty old,
but do you think it's still okay?
**[13:19] Kee**
*I believe that it should still be effective.*
**[13:22] Almana**
Cayna!
**[13:23] Cayna**
Oh, coming!
**[13:27] Almana**
Here you go. Your Adventurers'
Guild registration card.
**[13:30] Cayna**
Thanks.
**[13:32] Cayna**
Oh, will this work for this potion request?
**[13:40] Cayna**
*Is that some kind of appraisal skill?*
**[13:44] Almana**
Yes, that takes care of it.
**[13:45] Almana**
But isn't this a rather high-end potion?
**[13:49] Almana**
Are you sure about this?
**[13:50] Cayna**
Yes. I haven't used it in a while, so...
**[13:53] Almana**
I see. In that case,
**[13:55] Almana**
here's your reward of two silvers.
**[13:57] Cayna**
Thank you very much.
**[14:00] Cayna**
I guess this is my first step as an adventurer.
**[14:03] Cayna**
This is just like when I first logged in
to Leadale and stood out on the field.
**[14:09] Agaido**
Missy, you're an adventurer, aren't you?
**[14:12] Cayna**
Uh, yes, I am.
**[14:15] Agaido**
No need to be so guarded.
**[14:18] Agaido**
My name is Agaido.
**[14:20] Agaido**
Come, now. Stop hiding
behind me and introduce yourself.
**[14:24] Lonti**
I-I'm Lonti.
**[14:26] Cayna**
My name is Cayna.
**[14:28] Agaido**
You seem rather skilled.
Mind helping us out for a bit?
**[14:33] Cayna**
Is this an official quest, then?
**[14:35] Agaido**
Yes. We happen to be looking for someone.
**[14:38] Agaido**
Will you help us out?
**[14:40] Cayna**
*W-Was that supposed to be a wink?*
**[14:42] Cayna**
S-Sure, as long as you pay me.
**[14:46] Agaido**
Don't worry. You'll get your
payment if you see this through.
**[14:52] Cayna**
*Yeah, that was supposed to be a wink.*
**[14:54] Cayna**
All right. I accept.
**[14:59] ---**
Grin...
**[15:00] Agaido**
Well, I'll search on my own.
Lonti, you go with Cayna.
**[15:06] Lonti**
M-Me? Go with Miss Cayna?
**[15:08] Agaido**
Well, Cayna doesn't know
who we're looking for.
**[15:12] Agaido**
I'm counting on you.
**[15:16] Agaido**
Bye now.
**[15:17] Cayna**
Lonti... was it?
**[15:21] Cayna**
Do you not like elves?
**[15:23] Lonti**
I-I'm sorry!
**[15:25] Lonti**
It's not that you scare me or anything.
**[15:30] Cayna**
I'm Cayna, a high elf.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[15:34] Lonti**
I'm a first-year adventurer
from the Royal Academy,
**[15:37] Lonti**
and my name is Lonti Arbalest.
**[15:39] Lonti**
I-It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.
**[15:41] Lonti**
Wait, you're a high elf, Miss Cayna?!
**[15:45] Lonti**
What's elf royalty doing here?
**[15:48] Cayna**
Oh, every world has their exceptions.
**[15:51] Cayna**
Anyway, let's go. So what
does this person look like?
**[15:55] Lonti**
O-Oh, sorry!
**[15:57] Lonti**
Um, we're looking for someone
a little younger than me...
**[16:01] Lonti**
With red hair...
**[16:05] Cayna**
I must say, that's rather vague.
**[16:07] Lonti**
H-He's a boy!
**[16:09] Cayna**
Oh?
**[16:12] Lonti**
U-Um, Miss Cayna? Why did we come here?
**[16:16] Cayna**
Hm...
**[16:18] Cayna**
Just because.
**[16:19] Lonti**
Really? That's it?
**[16:21] Crowd**
Hey!
**[16:26] Crowd**
Stop that!
**[16:27] Crowd**
Look out!
**[16:28] Crowd**
Be careful!
**[16:29] Cayna**
A boy with red hair...
**[16:33] Primo**
Don't move. Just stay still...
**[16:39] Crowd**
He's falling!
**[16:40] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Load: Float.
**[16:48] ---**
That's impressive, kid...
**[16:50] Crowd**
Thanks, Missy.
**[16:52] Cayna**
Hey, no problem.
**[16:55] Boy A**
Are you okay?
**[16:57] Primo**
Yeah. That was pretty amazing, la—
**[16:59] Primo**
Lon—
**[17:00] Lonti**
We finally found you, Pri—
**[17:03] Lonti**
I mean... Young Master.
**[17:07] Cayna**
* Young Master? Ah, I see.*
* That's what kind of event this is.*
**[17:12] Cayna**
* I did 4,000 quests, but I never*
* had one like this before.*
**[17:17] Primo**
U-Um, here!
**[17:19] Lonti**
Huh?!
**[17:20] Primo**
See ya!
**[17:21] Lonti**
Hey! Wh-What am I supposed to do with this?
**[17:24] Cayna**
He sure is fast.
**[17:26] Lonti**
Er, Miss Cayna!
**[17:28] Lonti**
Don't just stand there
admiring him! Catch him!
**[17:31] Cayna**
Oh, sure thing.
**[17:32] Cayna**
Active Skill: Leap.
**[17:39] Cayna**
Come back here!
**[17:42] Primo**
Wha—
**[17:42] Cayna**
You're not getting away from me!
**[17:49] Cayna**
Just be a good boy and surrender, Primo.
**[17:52] Primo**
P-Primo?
**[17:54] Primo**
Who the heck're you calling Primo?!
**[17:57] Cayna**
That sounded like what Lonti
was trying to call you.
**[17:59] Friend A**
Over here!
**[18:02] Primo**
You're not getting away with this, Lonti!
**[18:16] Primo**
W-Well? How d'you like them apples?!
**[18:26] Cayna**
Let me catch you already!
**[18:29] Primo**
Wh-What the heck?!
**[18:34] Primo**
Stay away from me! Go away!
**[18:50] Primo**
Damn it...
**[18:52] Agaido**
You're really something. Here's your reward.
**[18:57] Cayna**
You're paying me this much?!
**[18:59] Agaido**
I made a bet with some of those onlookers
who were watching your little race there.
**[19:03] Agaido**
A 50-50 split sounds fair, doesn't it?
**[19:06] Cayna**
Jeez, you can't let your
guard down with this guy.
**[19:10] Primo**
Damn it! Who the heck are you, anyway?
**[19:13] Primo**
Did you do this knowing who I really am?
**[19:17] Cayna**
I can pretty much figure it out,
but "Primo" suits you just fine.
**[19:20] Cayna**
I don't want to get too involved, anyway.
**[19:22] Agaido**
Oh? Then do you know what's
going on with this boy?
**[19:26] Cayna**
Lonti was trying to call him
"Pri—something" earlier.
**[19:32] Cayna**
I bet you ran away because
you got sick of your boring life.
**[19:36] Primo**
Lonti! I'm being called
Primo now because of you!
**[19:42] Lonti**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[19:45] Agaido**
Well, thank you for your hard work.
**[19:51] Primo**
What's the big idea?! Hey!
**[19:53] Lonti**
I'm so sorry about this, Miss Cayna.
Thank you for everything.
**[19:54] Primo**
Put me down! Let go! Stop it!
**[19:58] ---**
Damn it! Put me down! Listen to me!
**[19:59] Cayna**
He's carrying him around so easily.
**[20:05] Cayna**
I'm back... huh?
**[20:07] Cat proprietress**
Welcome back! We were waiting for you!
**[20:12] Cat proprietress**
We heard mew did something
interesting at the river.
**[20:15] Cat proprietress**
Everyone's been purrfectly
anxious to hear all about it!
**[20:18] Cayna**
A-Actually, I promised myself
I'd never drink again.
**[20:22] Cat proprietress**
Meow?
**[20:31] Cayna**
Okay. I'll drink. Let's all drink!
**[20:39] Mai-Mai**
What did you say?!
**[20:41] Mai-Mai**
Why in the world didn't you call me sooner?!
**[20:47] Kartatz**
How could I?
**[20:50] Skargo**
I see.
**[20:52] Skargo**
So Mother Dearest is here in this city.
**[20:54] Skargo**
I must do everything I can
to give her a warm welcome!
**[20:58] Mai-Mai**
Just don't. You know Mother
will get mad at you.
**[21:01] Mai-Mai**
Don't you remember why our
mother got sick of people
**[21:05] Mai-Mai**
and holed herself up in the forest?
**[21:07] Skargo**
Right...
**[21:08] Mai-Mai**
Anyway, Mother is an adventurer now, eh?
**[21:11] Mai-Mai**
Oh, wait.
**[21:13] Mai-Mai**
Then could that potion be...
**[21:15] Kartatz**
Potion?
**[21:17] Mai-Mai**
Our school received a potion that was
made in a way no one uses anymore.
**[21:22] Mai-Mai**
One of my husband's students
couldn't do their assignment,
**[21:25] Mai-Mai**
so they sent a request
to the Adventurers' Guild.
**[21:29] Mai-Mai**
So Mother must be the one who made it.
**[21:32] Skargo**
Indeed. But Mother Dearest should've
let us know that she was here.
**[21:39] Kartatz**
She told me that she wasn't
allowed into your place.
**[21:41] Skargo**
Oho... So not only did someone not
tell me Mother Dearest came to see me,
**[21:45] Skargo**
but they sent her away!
**[21:46] Skargo**
How dare they blaspheme my
beloved Mother Dearest like that?!
**[21:50] Skargo**
They shall pay dearly for—
**[21:53] Mai-Mai**
Oh, stop being so extreme.
**[21:56] Mai-Mai**
You know that our kind mother
would never want that.
**[22:00] Skargo**
True...
**[22:04] Kartatz**
* Is this kingdom going to survive*
* having a high priest like him?*
# E3 - A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ4893/a-daughter-a-colosseum-losing-control-and-an-uppercut)
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**[00:07] Cayna**
Ow...
**[00:08] Kee**
*You have a hangover.*
**[00:10] Cayna**
Yeah, yeah, I know.
**[00:14] Cayna**
Th-This time, I'm really
never going to drink again.
**[00:17] Man's voice**
Hey, it's the girl who
walked across the river.
**[00:20] Woman's voice**
Look, it's the girl who crossed the river.
**[00:24] Child's voice**
It's the lady from the river? Hi, lady!
**[00:30] Elineh**
Well, well, if it isn't the famed Lady Cayna,
who parted the great river.
**[00:34] Cayna**
E-Even you heard about that...
**[00:37] Elineh**
I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
**[00:40] Arbiter**
So, what's the matter?
**[00:41] Arbiter**
If you want to become a mercenary
and join us Flame Spears,
**[00:45] Arbiter**
we'll welcome you with open arms.
**[00:47] Elineh**
Our caravan will be happy
to welcome you in, as well.
**[00:51] Elineh**
Though, I must say...
**[00:52] Arbiter**
That doesn't seem to be the case.
**[00:55] Cayna**
Ah, well... You know of
the Silver Tower, right?
**[01:00] Cayna**
Have you seen towers like
that anywhere before?
**[01:05] Elineh**
Let's see...
**[01:07] Elineh**
I have heard that there's a beautiful
castle in the middle of a lake
**[01:11] Elineh**
in the Kingdom of Helshper up
north that no one can enter.
**[01:14] Cayna**
A kingdom up north...
**[01:16] Cayna**
*I think there was a huge war there before.*
**[01:19] Elineh**
Is the goal of your journey
to find this place?
**[01:23] Cayna**
Well... I don't have much else to do.
**[01:27] Cayna**
If you find anything else out,
please let me know.
**[01:31] Arbiter**
Sure, leave it to us.
**[01:32] Elineh**
But of course.
**[01:34] Almana**
Ah, if it isn't Miss Cayna,
who swallowed up the great river!
**[01:38] Cayna**
Can we just stop with that?
**[01:40] Almana**
You have a summons from the Royal Academy.
**[01:43] Cayna**
A summons?
**[01:45] Cayna**
*I wonder what that's all about. Well, whatever.*
**[01:47] Cayna**
*I might actually be able to see Mai-Mai.*
***SIGN*** A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
***SIGN*** A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
**[03:25] Cayna**
You did mention that you
were a student here, didn't you?
**[03:27] Lonti**
Y-Yes, and I help out the headmaster.
**[03:33] Lonti**
Oh, and thank you for yesterday.
The Knight Corps were quite surprised
**[03:39] Lonti**
because you captured him so quickly.
**[03:41] Cayna**
Primo's such a handful.
**[03:43] Cayna**
Do you just want me to catch him
**[03:45] Cayna**
without permission if I see
him wandering around again?
**[03:47] Lonti**
Please do. And, um...
**[03:51] Lonti**
Wh-What did you do to get a summons?
**[03:54] Cayna**
I'd like to know that myself.
**[03:58] Lonti**
This is the headmaster's office.
**[04:01] Cayna**
*Mai-Mai's just beyond this door.*
**[04:03] Mai-mai**
Come in.
**[04:04] Lonti**
P-Please excuse us.
**[04:09] Cayna**
*So that's...*
**[04:12] Lonti**
H-Headmaster.
**[04:14] Lonti**
I've brought... her?
**[04:17] Mai-mai**
Oh, it's been too long, Mother!
**[04:21] Lonti**
What?!
**[04:23] Cayna**
There, there, Mai-Mai.
**[04:25] Lonti**
What?!
**[04:26] Cayna**
*She's so tall now. Oh, right.*
**[04:32] Mai-mai**
Ow! That hurt, Mother.
**[04:36] Cayna**
You're the headmaster,
remember? What are you doing?
**[04:39] Mai-Mai**
But we haven't seen each other in 200 years.
**[04:43] Cayna**
Lonti, are you okay?
**[04:46] Lonti**
U-U-U-U-Um! You're the headmaster's mother?!
**[04:52] Cayna**
Yes, I am.
**[04:53] Mai-Mai**
Yay, Mother!
**[05:00] Mai-Mai**
Thank you, Miss Arbalest. You may go now.
**[05:03] Lonti**
U-Um, okay. P-Please excuse me.
**[05:15] Cayna**
Say, Mai-Mai.
**[05:16] Mai-mai**
Y-Yes, Mother?
**[05:18] Cayna**
Why did you summon me here?
So you could glomp me?
**[05:23] Mai-Mai**
No. Th-There is something
I need to discuss with you.
**[05:27] Cayna**
I'm not saying you can't
ask to be babied at all,
**[05:30] Cayna**
but you're in a respected
position as headmaster, aren't you?
**[05:35] Mai-Mai**
Yes...
**[05:36] Cayna**
So what did you want to talk about?
**[05:43] Lopus**
Come on, I wasn't expecting a
little missy like her to show up.
**[05:49] Cayna**
Why is it everyone keeps calling
me "missy" wherever I go?
**[05:53] Mai-Mai**
Come on, Lopus. Don't talk to her like that.
**[05:56] Mai-Mai**
She's my mother.
**[05:59] Lopus**
What?
**[06:00] Mai-Mai**
This is the professor of alchemy here
at the Royal Academy, Lopus Harvey.
**[06:05] Mai-Mai**
He's my husband.
**[06:07] Cayna**
Wha?
**[06:08] Lopus**
She's your mother?
**[06:09] Cayna**
Husband?
**[06:10] Mai-Mai**
Oh, no! I finally said it!
I just blurted it out!
**[06:16] Cayna**
I'm sorry. I clearly should've
taken better care of her.
**[06:20] Cayna**
She must be a handful.
**[06:22] Lopus**
Nah. Her airheadedness has actually helped
me out at times, so I can't complain.
**[06:30] Cayna**
You seem like a nice guy.
**[06:31] Cayna**
Please continue to take care of her, Lopus.
**[06:35] Cayna**
My name is Cayna.
**[06:36] Lopus**
Missy... I mean, Lady Cayna, it's a
pleasure to make your acquaintance.
**[06:41] Mai-Mai**
Hey! Why are you passionately
shaking hands without me?!
**[06:48] Mai-Mai**
Why are you staring me down like that?
**[06:54] Lopus**
So this is what we wanted
to talk to you about.
**[06:58] Cayna**
Wait, isn't that my...
**[07:00] Lopus**
I knew it.
**[07:02] Lopus**
I gave my students an assignment to create
a potion, and one of them brought me this.
**[07:06] Cayna**
Ah, so that's what that quest was for.
**[07:09] Lopus**
This is basically an artifact-class potion
that no one knows how to make anymore.
**[07:15] Cayna**
I see. So they're not even
made the same way anymore.
**[07:19] Lopus**
If too many people know about this,
**[07:22] Lopus**
it'll turn our established basics
of preparation on their head.
**[07:25] Lopus**
Please be careful not to
let too many people know.
**[07:27] Cayna**
Sure thing. Got it.
**[07:29] Lopus**
Now then, Lady Cayna,
**[07:31] Lopus**
I have a request for you.
**[07:31] Mai-Mai**
Boo, boo... Boo, boo...
**[07:37] Lopus**
This mage is Lady Cayna.
She's the headmaster's mother.
**[07:41] Students**
What?!
**[07:43] Lopus**
Pipe down!
**[07:47] Lopus**
Lady Cayna is going to demonstrate
how to make a high potion.
**[07:50] Lopus**
Watch carefully.
**[07:52] Students**
Yes, sir!
**[07:54] Cayna**
* Didn't he just say to not*
* let too many people know?*
**[07:58] Lopus**
*That was then. This is now.*
**[08:03] Cayna**
Okay, let's get started.
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[08:09] Cayna**
Okay, so, you take these
ingredients and use this thing,
**[08:12] Cayna**
and go like this and this, and this...
**[08:15] Cayna**
And there you go, a high potion.
**[08:20] Mai-Mai**
Splendid work, Mother!
**[08:22] Cayna**
Okay, well, bye.
**[08:25] Lopus**
I have a question.
**[08:27] Cayna**
And me answering will depend on the question.
**[08:29] Lopus**
Where did the vial come from?
**[08:33] Cayna**
*How the hell would I know?*
**[08:34] Cayna**
*Ask Leadale's admins.*
**[08:37] Mai-Mai**
Mother, are you leaving already?
**[08:40] Cayna**
I'll come by again.
**[08:42] Mai-Mai**
Okay...
**[08:49] Cayna**
"Please take care of a ghost for us.
From colosseum staff. Reward: 8 silvers."
**[08:58] Almana**
Why, yes.
**[09:00] Almana**
There's been some panic because
a ghost has apparently been
**[09:03] Almana**
showing up at the colosseum.
**[09:05] Almana**
Are you sure about this, though?
Many adventurers have failed this quest.
**[09:10] Cayna**
Is ghostbusting that hard?
**[09:12] Almana**
They go in all confident,
proclaiming that ghosts don't exist,
**[09:16] Almana**
then come running back after
seeing that they actually do.
**[09:19] Cayna**
Huh...
**[09:20] Cayna**
*But I mean... ghosts actually don't exist.*
**[09:24] Cayna**
* I wonder what it could be. Maybe it's*
* some undead monster or something.*
**[09:27] Cayna**
*Then it's probably manageable... I think.*
**[09:31] Almana**
What would you like to do, Cayna?
**[09:33] Cayna**
I'll go ahead and take it.
**[09:35] Almana**
Okay, accepted.
**[09:55] Cayna**
Hello?
**[09:57] Mai-Mai**
Yes, I absolutely love my mother!
**[10:03] Skargo**
Mother Dearest! M-Mother Dearest!
**[10:06] Skargo**
Mother Dearest!
**[10:12] Max**
Um, are you really sure about this?
**[10:14] Max**
The other day, we had a group
of five adventurers come by,
**[10:17] Max**
and they immediately ran away.
**[10:20] Cayna**
Well, I'll spend two or three nights
here to find out what's going on.
**[10:24] Max**
Thank you very much.
Please take care of this!
**[10:35] Cayna**
Kee, apparently this colosseum's been here
**[10:37] Cayna**
since before the royal capital of
Felskeilo was even established.
**[10:41] Kee**
*So it's a historical site.*
**[10:43] Cayna**
And no one has any idea who built this thing.
**[10:47] Kee**
* I'm surprised they used such a shady*
* venue for their entertainment.*
**[10:50] Cayna**
Yeah, that alone is giving me the creeps.
**[11:05] Cayna**
Well, I guess I'll get ready, then.
**[11:13] Kee**
*Eternal Flame. A rare weapon.*
**[11:16] Cayna**
Yup. It has a salamander inside.
**[11:20] Cayna**
I'm pretty sure this'll take out
any enemy with one blow.
**[11:23] Cayna**
And...
**[11:24] Cayna**
Summoning Magic: Cerberus!
**[11:34] Cayna**
I'll need you to patrol the area, Cerberwoof.
**[11:40] Cayna**
That should do it. I guess I'll get
something to eat before it gets too dark.
**[11:46] Cayna**
I think it's about ready.
**[11:49] Cayna**
It smells so good!
**[11:51] Primo**
S-Stop that! Let go of me! Hey!
**[11:54] Primo**
Hey, you! What the heck is this thing?
**[11:57] Cayna**
It's a summoning spell.
**[11:59] Cayna**
I used it to summon an
ordinary little cerberus.
**[12:02] Primo**
I've never heard of magic like that.
**[12:05] Cayna**
I guess you don't know much, then.
**[12:09] Cayna**
You can let him go now.
**[12:11] Primo**
Ow! Damn it, that's cold.
**[12:16] Cayna**
Want some?
**[12:17] Primo**
Like I'd ev—
**[12:20] Primo**
...ever say no to that!
**[12:25] Primo**
Hot! Yum. Hot!
**[12:28] Primo**
This is good.
**[12:29] Cayna**
*He's so crude. Is he really royalty?*
**[12:34] Cayna**
So, why'd you follow me all
the way here from the city?
**[12:40] Primo**
I wanted to find out who you really are.
**[12:42] Primo**
You walked on water, caught me easily...
**[12:46] Primo**
Then you said you were the mother of
**[12:47] Primo**
Master Craftsman Kartatz and Headmaster
Mai-Mai of the Royal Academy, too!
**[12:51] Primo**
And you used some weird spell...
B-But most of all...
**[12:55] Primo**
When I saw Lonti earlier,
she said she looked up to you, so...
**[13:02] Cayna**
*Aha, so that's it.*
**[13:06] Primo**
A-Anyway! I'm gonna find
out who you really are!
**[13:10] Cayna**
Honestly, I'm not that interesting.
**[13:16] Cayna**
Want some more?
**[13:17] Primo**
Yes!
**[13:23] Cayna**
Thanks for babysitting the kid, Cerberwoof.
**[13:26] Cayna**
Anything unusual? Guess not.
**[13:31] Cayna**
He looks so comfy.
**[13:35] Cayna**
I was told I could capture
him without permission,
**[13:39] Cayna**
but it's not like I can
leave this place right now.
**[13:42] Cayna**
Actually, I hope no one thinks
that I kidnapped this kid.
**[13:48] Cayna**
But you know...
**[13:49] Cayna**
I looked through every inch of this place,
**[13:52] Cayna**
but couldn't find any sign
of anything hiding anywhere.
**[13:55] Cayna**
I wonder what's going on.
**[14:03] Cayna**
Blanket time.
**[14:15] Cayna**
I think I had another one...
**[14:20] Cayna**
Wow, it really showed up.
**[14:28] Cayna**
If Cerberwoof isn't reacting,
I guess it's not an evil spirit.
**[14:36] Cayna**
The Guardian Ring...
**[14:39] Cayna**
Wait, no way!
**[14:44] Cayna**
This is the place?
**[14:46] Cayna**
Cerberwoof, look after Primo.
**[14:52] Cayna**
One who protects in times of trouble!
**[14:54] Cayna**
I beseech you to rescue this
depraved world from chaos!
**[15:27] Cayna**
I'll give you some MP.
**[15:46] Kyotaro Guardian**
Welcome, honored guest.
**[15:51] Cayna**
*What a chivalrous guardian.*
**[15:54] (Flashback) Guardian**
Guess you've finally
gone senile, you old hag.
**[15:57] Cayna**
* Nothing like the good ol'*
* guardian at my tower.*
**[16:01] Kyotaro Guardian**
This is the Guardian Tower managed by
Skill Master Number Nine, Lord Kyotaro.
**[16:06] Cayna**
Kyotaro? You mean the dragoid?
**[16:10] Kyotaro Guardian**
Yes. May I ask for your name, honored guest?
**[16:14] Cayna**
I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
**[16:17] Cayna**
Your master, Kyotaro... What happened to him?
**[16:20] Kyotaro Guardian**
He is currently not here.
**[16:23] Kyotaro Guardian**
Actually, he will probably
never return to this land.
**[16:26] Cayna**
Huh?
**[16:27] Kyotaro Guardian**
The last time he was here, he said,
**[16:29] Kyotaro Guardian**
"Our dream will be over soon.
Thank you for everything you've done.
**[16:34] Kyotaro Guardian**
It was a lot of fun."
**[16:35] Cayna**
"Our dream will be over soon"?
**[16:37] Kyotaro Guardian**
"It might be a little sad that we only
got twelve Skill Masters in the end,
**[16:43] Kyotaro Guardian**
but we might see each other again
somewhere else," were his final words,
**[16:48] Kyotaro guardian**
and then he left.
**[16:50] Cayna**
Twelve? There should be thirteen
Skill Masters. So why...
**[16:56] Cayna**
*I was gone, so they ended up with twelve.*
**[17:00] Cayna**
* Everyone's dream was over?*
* Meaning Leadale came to an end?*
**[17:05] Cayna**
*Th-This world isn't Leadale in the future.*
**[17:10] Cayna**
* Leadale's online service ended, so this*
* is the future after all the players left.*
**[17:19] Cayna**
Yeah... this isn't good.
**[17:21] Kyotaro Guardian**
It's been 200 years since,
and I had been in sleep mode,
**[17:26] Kyotaro Guardian**
but I did detect a signal from
a Guardian Ring a few days ago,
**[17:32] Kyotaro Guardian**
so I wanted to at least relay this message.
**[17:35] Kyotaro Guardian**
But I was out of MP,
**[17:39] Kyotaro Guardian**
so the best I could do was cause
a commotion by making them
**[17:41] Kyotaro Guardian**
think there was a ghost here.
**[17:47] Kyotaro Guardian**
Lady Cayna,
**[17:48] Kyotaro Guardian**
I officially recognize you
as the master of this tower.
**[17:53] Kyotaro Guardian**
Please take this.
**[17:59] Kyotaro Guardian**
I await your orders, my master.
**[18:06] Cayna**
All right, but I don't really
have any orders to give you.
**[18:10] Cayna**
Just try not to bother anyone if
they use the colosseum up above.
**[18:15] Kyotaro Guardian**
All right, as you wish.
**[18:19] Cayna**
Okay, I'm going to head back up.
I'll stop by again sometime.
**[18:23] Kyotaro Guardian**
Yes, I will be waiting for you.
**[18:31] Primo**
Come on... Get off me, Lonti.
**[18:35] Primo**
You know, you're *really* warm.
**[18:40] Primo**
You're so forward, Lonti.
**[18:46] Primo**
That's cold!
**[18:47] Primo**
Wait, it's morning?
**[18:50] Primo**
Hey, where'd she go?
**[18:52] Knight A**
There he is!
**[18:53] Knight B**
He's safe!
**[18:54] Primo**
Gah! They found me!
**[18:55] Knight C**
What in the world is that beast?!
**[19:11] Cayna**
I feel totally drained.
**[19:14] Cayna**
Even if I revive all the towers,
all the players are gone now, right?
**[19:24] Agaido**
Oh, you haven't heard?
**[19:29] Skargo**
What are you talking about, Sir Agaido?
**[19:31] Agaido**
Well, Lady Cayna...
**[19:33] Skargo**
Mother Dearest?!
**[19:35] Agaido**
She's apparently been holed up in
her room at the inn for two days.
**[19:39] Agaido**
I wonder if she's sic—
**[19:41] Skargo**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
**[19:49] Agaido**
I guess Lord Skargo loves
his mother very much.
**[19:51] Man A**
It's Lord Skargo.
**[19:53] Woman A**
Ah, he's always so lively.
**[19:55] Man B**
Wow, the rain is actually avoiding him.
**[19:58] Skargo**
Mother Dearest!
**[20:03] Cat Proprietress**
She's still not up from her catnap.
**[20:05] Cat proprietress**
I'm getting worried.
**[20:07] Cat Proprietress**
She looked like she was in a hairy situation.
**[20:12] Skargo**
Mother Dearest!
**[20:15] Cat Proprietress**
L-Lord Skargo? And did he say "Mother Dearest"?
**[20:22] Skargo**
Bam!
**[20:29] Skargo**
Oh!
**[20:31] Skargo**
Mother Dearest!
**[20:33] Skargo**
It has been far too long.
**[20:38] Skargo**
Forgive my tardiness,
**[20:39] Skargo**
but I, your eldest son, Skargo,
**[20:45] Skargo**
have come to repay all of your
motherly love and kindness,
**[20:48] Skargo**
as I have heard you are not feeling well.
**[20:51] Skargo**
I am here for you now.
**[20:55] Skargo**
Please, come to my humble abode.
**[20:58] Skargo**
Let us get you proper care for
your exhausted body and soul.
**[21:01] Cayna**
You...
**[21:03] Skargo**
You?
**[21:04] Cayna**
Y-Y-You absolute weirdo!
**[21:16] Skargo**
Boeh!
**[21:26] Cayna**
Isolation Barrier.
**[21:31] Mai-Mai**
Listen here, Brother!
**[21:32] Mai-Mai**
What do you think you're doing,
running through the city?
**[21:35] Mai-Mai**
You're the high priest! Think of your position...
**[21:39] Mai-Mai**
And I was too late.
**[21:41] Mai-Mai**
An Isolation Barrier?! Er, M-Mother?
**[21:46] Mai-Mai**
Oh, honestly...
**[22:01] Mai-Mai**
Mother, I'll stop by again.
# E4 - A Son, a Fight, a Journey, and Bandits
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8K4W4/a-son-a-fight-a-journey-and-bandits)
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**[00:07] Kartatz**
Yeah, I don't think that's happening.
**[00:09] Mai-Mai**
You need to think about
this seriously, Kartatz!
**[00:12] Kartatz**
Well, Mum's using her
Isolation Barrier, right?
**[00:15] Kartatz**
Do you really think you
can break through that?
**[00:20] Mai-Mai**
Mother is a high-class mage who,
during the Seven Nations Era,
**[00:24] Mai-Mai**
was one of the 24 transcendentals,
and was acknowledged as
**[00:29] Mai-Mai**
the Master of the Sacred Ruins
from the Age of the Gods.
**[00:33] Mai-Mai**
There's no way an ordinary mage
like myself would stand a chance.
**[00:38] Kartatz**
If you're calling yourself ordinary,
**[00:41] Kartatz**
does that make the rest of the
humans the lowest rank possible?
**[00:46] Skargo**
Aha! I've got it!
**[00:48] Kartatz**
Big Bro...
**[00:49] Mai-Mai**
Have you thought of a way
to tear down the barrier?
**[00:51] Skargo**
No! I've figured out why Mother Dearest hit me!
**[00:55] Skargo**
I was merely an eyesore to her
because of how deplorable I looked!
**[01:02] Skargo**
That must be it.
**[01:09] Skargo**
I will go see Mother Dearest
again dressed like this.
**[01:13] Skargo**
Ah, yes. That's exactly what it was.
**[01:21] Kartatz**
Oho, would you look at the time?
**[01:24] Kartatz**
I'll catch you later.
**[01:29] Kartatz**
I want to live to see another day, so...
**[01:32] Kartatz**
Oh, well.
**[01:35] Kartatz**
I guess I'll go pay Mum a visit.
**[01:44] Kartatz**
I doubt it'll do any good, though.
**[01:47] Cayna**
Mister, this is great!
**[01:53] Kartatz**
M-Mum?!
**[01:54] Cayna**
Oh? What's the matter, Kartatz?
**[01:57] Cayna**
Want some meat?
**[01:58] Kartatz**
Meat?
**[02:00] Cayna**
Could I get two more, Mister?
**[02:01] Kartatz**
What were we even worried about?
**[02:03] Shopkeep**
You've got it!
***SIGN*** A Son, a Fight, a Journey, and Bandits
***SIGN*** A Son, a Fight, a Journey, and Bandits
**[03:42] Cayna**
It's so good!
**[03:45] Cayna**
Sorry I made you worry.
**[03:48] Kartatz**
Did you ever! You really
holed up in your barrier?
**[03:52] Cayna**
I was feeling shocked about something,
but then I got hungry.
**[03:56] Cayna**
After I ate something yummy,
none of it mattered anymore.
**[04:01] Cayna**
There's no point in being
sad or worrying about it.
**[04:04] Cayna**
Isn't it dumb?
**[04:06] Kartatz**
Tell me about it. Both Big Bro and Sis
looked like the world was about to end.
**[04:12] Kartatz**
Be sure you go and say hi to them later.
**[04:16] Cayna**
Your Big Bro...
**[04:18] Cayna**
So the blonde guy who barged into my room...
**[04:22] Cayna**
really was Skargo.
**[04:24] Kartatz**
That's the norm for him. Keep that in mind.
**[04:29] Cayna**
So that's normal for him, huh?
**[04:32] Cayna**
To think he's able to use the
**[04:35] Cayna**
Special Skill: Roses Scatter
with Beauty so perfectly.
**[04:40] Cayna**
Oh, I know. I'll completely
destroy his current personality,
**[04:44] Cayna**
and then install a decent one.
**[04:47] Kartatz**
Now hang on, Mum!
What the hell are you thinking?!
**[04:50] Kartatz**
Despite how he is, he's done so
much for the sake of this country!
**[04:55] Kartatz**
So despite how he is, at least
acknowledge how much he cares!
**[05:04] Cayna**
Kartatz...
**[05:05] Kartatz**
Y-Yeah?
**[05:06] Cayna**
You're right.
**[05:08] Cayna**
I have no right to judge Skargo
**[05:10] Cayna**
by his looks when I'm the one who
registered him with the Foster System.
**[05:16] Kartatz**
As long as you get it.
**[05:19] Cayna**
I'm sorry.
**[05:21] Kartatz**
A-Again! I'm not some kid!
**[05:24] Kartatz**
Mum, you seem a bit different.
**[05:26] Cayna**
Yeah, I might be. I do have
all of you now, after all.
**[05:32] Kartatz**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[05:35] Cayna**
* Even if all my player friends*
* are gone, I still have a family.*
**[05:40] Cayna**
*That's more than enough right now.*
**[05:44] Cayna**
Yeah... Thanks so much, Kartatz.
**[05:49] Kartatz**
Seriously! I'm not a kid!
**[05:57] Cayna**
What's that noise?
**[05:58] Kartatz**
Ah... I guess Sis and
Big Bro are still fighting.
**[06:02] Cayna**
They're fighting?
Well, I guess siblings do fight.
**[06:08] Kartatz**
Sis and Big Bro put up a barrier in this room
**[06:13] Kartatz**
so they could fight to their heart's content.
**[06:18] Kartatz**
So, how are you going to calm them down?
**[06:20] Cayna**
Probably like this.
**[06:24] Kartatz**
Isn't that...
**[06:28] Mai-Mai**
Why are you always so...
**[06:29] Mai-Mai**
Mai!
**[06:30] Cayna**
Three... two... one...
**[06:31] Skargo**
It's for Mother Dearest's sake!
**[06:37] Cayna**
Looks like that stopped it.
**[06:41] Skargo**
M-Mother Dearest...
**[06:43] Mai-Mai**
Mother.
**[06:44] Cayna**
It looks like I worried you two.
**[06:48] Cayna**
I'm sorry.
**[06:49] Mai-Mai**
Wait! Why are you apologizing to us, Mother?
**[06:52] Skargo**
Yes, Mai-Mai! This is all your fault!
**[06:55] Skargo**
How dare you worry Mother Dearest like this?!
**[07:00] Kartatz**
You might want to be quiet for a bit, Big Bro.
**[07:03] Cayna**
I was caught up in selfish
thoughts, got annoyed,
**[07:09] Cayna**
and ended up being cruel to all of you.
**[07:12] Cayna**
That makes me a failure as a mother.
**[07:15] Cayna**
I'm very sorry.
**[07:22] Skargo**
Mother Dearest, I'm terribly sorry.
**[07:25] Mai-Mai**
I'm sorry, Mother.
**[07:29] Skargo**
I hope we can go back to
how things used to be.
**[07:32] Mai-Mai**
Yes, we all do.
**[07:34] Kartatz**
We only have one Mum, after all.
**[07:37] Cayna**
Yes, of course, you three.
**[07:41] Cayna**
On that note...
**[07:42] Kids**
Yes?
**[07:43] Cayna**
I have something else I'd like to
discuss with Skargo and Mai-Mai.
**[07:50] Kartatz**
Well, I think that's my cue to leave.
**[07:53] Kartatz**
I've got *so* much work to do.
**[07:56] Cayna**
See you later, Kartatz.
**[07:57] Kartatz**
Yup. Bye!
**[08:04] Mai-Mai**
M-M-Mother?
**[08:06] Mai-Mai**
Wh-Wh-What are you...
**[08:08] Skargo**
M-M-Mother Dearest, why are you so a-angry?
**[08:12] Cayna**
No using on magic on each
other every time you fight.
**[08:16] Cayna**
As your mother, I guess I'll have to remind
you of what should be common sense.
**[08:22] Cayna**
Oh, and we should discuss you using
that Special Skill of yours, Skargo.
**[08:30] Mai-Mai**
I'm so sorry, Mother!
**[08:33] Skargo**
Please forgive me, Mother Dearest!
**[08:37] Kartartz**
Serves you both right.
**[08:40] Elineh**
Lady Cayna, would you like to go up north?
**[08:43] Cayna**
You mean to Helshper? Why?
**[08:47] Elineh**
We were hoping you'd be our bodyguard
on our journey to Helshper.
**[08:51] Elineh**
We will pay you for your services, of course.
**[08:54] Cayna**
A bodyguard? Is Helshper that dangerous?
**[08:59] Elineh**
Yes, indeed. It is quite dangerous.
**[09:05] Elineh**
The main road that connects
**[09:07] Elineh**
the royal capital of Felskeilo
and the royal capital of Helshper
**[09:10] Elineh**
with the trading route that
runs west is currently closed.
**[09:15] Elineh**
So this time, we have to take
this route across the river
**[09:19] Elineh**
and head to their royal capital that way.
**[09:21] Cayna**
The roads are closed? Was there a mudslide?
**[09:24] Elineh**
No, it's due to bandits.
**[09:26] Cayna**
Bandits, eh?
**[09:28] Elineh**
There is an old, rundown fort here.
**[09:32] Elineh**
Recently, bandits started
using it as their base,
**[09:34] Elineh**
and they've expanded
their operations from there.
**[09:37] Cayna**
I see.
**[09:39] Elineh**
Is there any way you'd consider?
**[09:41] Cayna**
Well...
**[09:44] Cayna**
* I mean... it's not like I have*
* anything in particular to do.*
**[09:47] Cayna**
* Going on a journey might*
* be a nice change of pace.*
**[09:51] Cayna**
All right. I'll take the job.
**[09:54] Elineh**
Thank you so much!
**[10:00] Mai-Mai**
Mother! Make sure you come back!
**[10:02] Cayna**
Come on! I can't breathe!
**[10:05] Cayna**
I'll come right back after this job is done.
**[10:09] Kartatz**
Big Bro got stuck in an important meeting
and was crying because he couldn't be here.
**[10:15] Cayna**
Well, if Skargo did show up,
it'd be troublesome in its own way.
**[10:19] Cayna**
Maybe it's better that he didn't come.
**[10:21] Kartatz**
I sort of feel like it'd be a waste
of time worrying about you anyway,
**[10:24] Kartatz**
but be careful, Mum.
**[10:25] Cayna**
And make sure you don't get
hurt on the job, Kartatz.
**[10:29] Kartatz**
Got it!
**[10:30] Lonti**
U-Um, Sir Agaido and Pri—er, Primo
also asked that you be careful.
**[10:38] Cayna**
Thanks, Lonti.
**[10:40] Lonti**
O-Of course. Please take care.
**[10:43] Mai-Mai**
Oh, I just remembered. Here, Mother.
**[10:46] Cayna**
For me?
**[10:47] Mai-Mai**
No, actually, I was wondering if you could
deliver this to a person named Caerick
**[10:51] Mai-Mai**
who's at a shop called Sakaiya in Helshper.
**[10:54] Cayna**
Sakaiya?
**[10:56] Cayna**
Sure. You have friends in Helshper?
**[11:04] Elineh**
Lady Cayna!
**[11:06] Arbiter**
We're heading out, missy!
**[11:09] Cayna**
Oh, sure. Okay, I'm gonna go.
**[11:21] Kartatz**
Was that letter for... those guys?
**[11:24] Mai-Mai**
Yes. I'm sure Mother will be quite surprised.
**[11:30] Kartatz**
Surprised? I'm pretty sure she'll faint.
**[11:37] Kartatz**
Dwarf Power Type Mon.
**[11:39] Kartatz**
I love my Mum.
**[11:42] Cayna**
There, there. There, there.
**[11:49] Elineh**
This is the Ejidd River.
**[11:51] Cayna**
Wow, it's kinda majestic.
**[11:54] Cayna**
So... how are we getting across this thing?
**[11:57] Arbiter**
Until about six months ago,
there was a simple bridge made of logs.
**[12:03] Kenison**
But a flood washed it away.
**[12:05] Cayna**
What?
**[12:06] Elineh**
Now, Lady Cayna, as for your services...
**[12:11] Cayna**
Wait...
**[12:13] Arbiter**
We're counting on you.
**[12:14] Cayna**
What?!
**[12:16] Cayna**
You're putting all this on me?
**[12:18] Cayna**
Hmm...
**[12:20] Cayna**
I can't exactly fly with all of you.
**[12:23] Cayna**
Kee, would freezing the river work?
**[12:27] Kee**
* This would stop up the*
* river's flow, like a dam,*
**[12:30] Kee**
* which could actually cause*
* everyone to be washed away.*
**[12:34] Cayna**
Yeah...
**[12:36] Cayna**
In that case...
**[12:40] Cayna**
I guess we could all walk across the water.
**[12:47] Cayna**
There's no reason to be scared.
**[12:49] Cayna**
We won't sink.
**[12:51] Elineh**
That's not exactly reassuring.
**[12:54] Arbiter**
This is rather impressive.
**[12:56] Kenison**
I've heard of this before, but... I can't
believe we're actually walking on water.
**[13:01] Kenison**
Talk about a shock!
**[13:02] Cayna**
Looks like the wagons are doing fine, too.
**[13:08] Kenison**
We made it safely across.
**[13:10] Arbiter**
Come on! Just a little bit more!
You've got this!
**[13:20] Arbiter**
Cut the ropes!
**[13:24] Cayna**
Th-That startled me. What was that?
**[13:28] Arbiter**
Probably a laigayanma larva.
**[13:30] Cayna**
Larva? But that thing
was bigger than a horse!
**[13:33] Cayna**
Yikes!
**[13:36] Arbiter**
Looks like we've lost a horse.
**[13:39] Merc D**
The other horse is pretty spooked, too.
**[13:41] Elineh**
We didn't have any casualties among
our party and our goods are safe,
**[13:45] Elineh**
so things are still acceptable.
**[13:47] Arbiter**
But this isn't good.
**[13:49] Arbiter**
There aren't any villages or cities
around here where we can get a horse.
**[13:53] Elineh**
Indeed.
**[14:02] Cayna**
All right...
**[14:16] Cayna**
There, there, Cerberwoof.
**[14:19] Cayna**
How have you been, Centaur?
**[14:21] Heigl**
It has been far too long, my lady.
**[14:24] Cayna**
Yeah!
**[14:29] Kee**
*They seem frightened.*
**[14:31] Cayna**
Yeah, I can see that. Why, though?
**[14:34] Arbiter**
Wh-What the heck are those things?!
**[14:36] Cayna**
A cerberus and a centaur.
**[14:38] Cayna**
I figured they could pull the wagon.
**[14:40] Arbiter**
No way! They're going to
spook the other horses!
**[14:43] Cayna**
Really? They can't?
**[14:45] Arbiter**
Of course not! Absolutely not!
**[14:47] Heigl**
Then our hands are tied, my lady.
**[14:49] Heigl**
Human folk never did
take kindly to our ilk.
**[14:54] Heigl**
Not to mention...
**[14:55] Cayna**
Yeah?
**[14:57] Heigl**
I do beg your pardon, my lady,
**[14:59] Heigl**
but I'd rather not act as a pack horse.
**[15:03] Cayna**
Oh, okay. Then... hmm...
**[15:20] Cayna**
Well? It's cute enough that no
one will have a problem, right?
**[15:24] Arbiter**
Y-Yeah, maybe if it wasn't so big.
**[15:30] Cayna**
I'm sorry, Li'l P. Would you
mind pulling the wagon?
**[15:36] Cayna**
Thank you!
**[15:40] Elineh**
Th-Then let us continue on our way.
**[15:43] Arbiter**
We'll probably make it to the
Helshper checkpoint by evening.
**[15:46] Arbiter**
We'll camp out there tonight.
**[15:48] Mercs**
Yes, sir!
**[15:50] Arbiter**
All right, let's go!
**[15:54] Arbiter**
Our caravan is turning
stranger by the minute.
**[15:57] Cayna**
Yeah, that's it! You're doing great, Li'l P!
**[16:01] Kenison**
Er... I can't say I've
seen that beast before.
**[16:05] Kenison**
What's it called?
**[16:06] Cayna**
Huh? Oh, it's a baby crimson pig.
**[16:10] Kenison**
Huh?!
**[16:11] Cayna**
I hear they grow to be, like, 25 meters long.
**[16:16] Cayna**
Huh? But look how cute it is.
**[16:20] Cayna**
Isn't that right, Li'l P?
**[16:26] Voice**
*Be careful.*
**[16:28] Voice**
*Malice ahead.*
**[16:33] Kee**
* Please be on your guard.*
* Something is wrong.*
**[16:38] Arbiter**
Halt!
**[16:42] Cayna**
Arbiter!
**[16:44] Arbiter**
You noticed it, too, missy?
**[16:46] Arbiter**
There's definitely something wrong here.
**[16:49] Cayna**
The checkpoint...
**[16:52] Arbiter**
Hey! Show yourself!
**[17:01] Arbiter**
Tch. Bandits.
**[17:05] Cayna**
Arbiter, I'll keep an eye on the back!
**[17:07] Arbiter**
Yeah, I'm counting on you.
**[17:10] Cayna**
Please stay in the wagon, Elineh.
**[17:13] Elineh**
R-Right.
**[17:15] Cayna**
Can I leave the ones hiding
around here to you two?
**[17:20] Heigl**
Leave it to me, my lady. Those scoundrels...
**[17:27] Heigl**
will be no more than rust on my
spear when I'm done with them!
**[17:33] Bandit Boss**
Your journey ends here.
**[17:36] Bandit Boss**
We'll take real good care
of that girl and your goods.
**[17:40] Arbiter**
Don't think it'll be that easy.
**[17:42] Bandit Boss**
What?
**[18:05] Heigl**
Hear my voice far and wide!
Those nearby, come witness!
**[18:10] Heigl**
I am Heigl of the proud
warrior tribe of centaurs!
**[18:16] Arbiter**
Come on... Stop hogging the spotlight.
**[18:19] Bandit Boss**
Wh-What the heck is that thing doing here?
**[18:23] Cayna**
Oh, he actually has a name.
**[18:32] Cayna**
*This isn't a game. This is reality now.*
**[18:39] Arbiter**
So, what are you going to do?
**[18:41] Arbiter**
Looks like your lackeys are all gone.
**[18:44] Bandit boss**
D-Damn it.
**[18:46] Bandit Boss**
But I still have this!
**[18:48] Bandit boss**
Boot Up Fireball!
**[18:58] Arbiter**
What're you aiming at?
**[19:01] Arbiter**
Missy!
**[19:02] Kenison**
Ms. Cayna!
**[19:08] Bandit Boss**
How'd you like that?!
That's what you get for defying me!
**[19:13] Heigl**
Are you a fool? Like that measly little
fireball could do anything to our lady.
**[19:19] Bandit Boss**
Huh?
**[19:27] Cayna**
Come forth, beauty of ice and snow!
**[19:43] Bandit boss**
Wh-Wh-Wha...
**[19:47] Cayna**
If you actually want to hurt me,
**[19:50] Cayna**
you're gonna have to pull off
a spell of at least this size.
**[19:52] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Convert: Liza la Giga!
**[20:00] Bandit Boss**
B-But that's something that gets
hurled at the demon lord in fairy tales!
**[20:10] Heigl**
Splendid work, my lady.
**[20:24] Arbiter**
You're amazing, missy!
**[20:26] Arbiter**
I mean, I knew you were amazing,
**[20:28] Arbiter**
but I can't believe you're
unscathed after taking that attack.
**[20:32] Arbiter**
Wait, what's wrong? Are you actually hurt?
**[20:35] Cayna**
Well... My hair got a little singed.
**[20:39] Arbiter**
Oh, come on! Don't scare me like that.
**[20:42] Arbiter**
I thought you were really hurt.
**[20:45] Arbiter**
All right. First, we gotta
get rid of the dead bodies.
**[20:49] Arbiter**
Then we'll set up camp on the
other side of the checkpoint.
**[20:59] Elineh**
You were a big help, Lady Cayna.
**[21:02] Elineh**
I knew it was a wise decision
to hire you as our bodyguard.
**[21:05] Arbiter**
So some bandits from the west
made their way down here.
**[21:10] Elineh**
It appears so.
**[21:11] Elineh**
To think they had something
like that in their possession...
**[21:14] Elineh**
We mustn't underestimate them.
**[21:19] Cayna**
That thing's disposable, but it can
fire that same attack seven more times.
**[21:24] Cayna**
You could probably sell it for a nice profit.
**[21:27] Elineh**
We couldn't. I'd much rather
just give that thing to Sir Arbiter
**[21:31] Elineh**
than have it fall into the hands
of someone potentially dangerous.
**[21:34] Arbiter**
What? We have to hang on to this thing?
**[21:37] Cayna**
Then how about I make you a brand-new
one that can shoot about thirty shots?
**[21:41] Cayna**
They're super convenient.
**[21:42] Arbiter**
Don't even think about it!
**[21:44] Elineh**
Please don't make anything of the sort!
**[21:46] Cayna**
Huh? R-Really?
**[21:49] Kenison**
Thank goodness Ms. Cayna's on our side.
**[21:53] Arbiter**
*That's* what's giving you peace of mind?
**[21:57] Cayna**
* Unlike the game, when we get*
* hurt, we bleed and suffer...*
**[22:02] Cayna**
*and when we die, we don't come back to life.*
**[22:05] Cayna**
*This is my reality right now.*
# E5 - A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2EKQ7/a-grandson-a-granddaughter-a-great-grandson-and-a-fortress)
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**[00:06] Cayna**
Wow, that's a lovely windmill.
**[00:09] Elineh**
The royal capital of Helshper is
also known as the Windmill City.
**[00:13] Elineh**
That windmill gathers up water
**[00:15] Elineh**
and distributes it all throughout the city.
**[00:18] Cayna**
Wow, they have a waterline.
**[00:20] Cayna**
But that castle...
**[00:24] Cayna**
We've got some East-meets-West
acculturation here, huh?
**[00:26] Cayna**
Exactly what world am I in, and what era?
**[00:30] Elineh**
Acculturation... What a bizarre word.
**[00:34] Cayna**
Er, it's a word you use to express
the mixing of two different cultures...
**[00:39] Cayna**
Or something like that?
**[00:41] Elineh**
Ah. Acculturation, eh?
**[00:45] Elineh**
Indeed, I think that's a perfect word for this.
**[00:48] Cayna**
*Wow, he just went with it.*
**[00:50] Elineh**
Oh, right. I was taking you to Sakaiya.
**[00:54] Elineh**
Right this way.
**[00:58] Elineh**
But to think that you were
acquainted with Sir Caerick.
**[01:04] Cayna**
I'm not, though. I'm just delivering a letter.
**[01:10] Elineh**
Are you familiar with Sakaiya, Lady Cayna?
**[01:12] Cayna**
No, not at all.
**[01:14] Elineh**
I believe you're the first person
I've met who's not familiar with it.
**[01:18] Cayna**
It's that famous?
**[01:21] Elineh**
Famous? It's the biggest
merchant business in the land.
**[01:25] Elineh**
From a single grain of
wheat to magical items...
**[01:27] Elineh**
And even the hiring of
bodyguards and sentries.
**[01:30] Elineh**
Sakaiya is a famous shop
where you can obtain everything
**[01:33] Elineh**
you could possibly need.
**[01:34] Cayna**
*So it's like a general trading company.*
**[01:38] Elineh**
We rely on them quite often for trade.
**[01:42] Cayna**
Oh, I see.
**[01:49] Elineh**
This is Sakaiya.
**[01:51] Cayna**
Well, this is a grand building.
**[01:53] Cayna**
But...
**[01:55] Cayna**
*A roof with kawara tiles...*
**[01:56] Cayna**
* This is the most chaotic East-meets-West*
* acculturation I've ever seen.*
**[01:59] Idzik**
Oh, Sir Elineh.
**[02:02] Idzik**
Welcome.
**[02:04] Elineh**
Good day, Young Master.
It's always a pleasure.
**[02:09] Elineh**
Is the master in?
**[02:11] Elineh**
We have a letter for him from Felskeilo.
**[02:15] Idzik**
A letter?
**[02:17] Idzik**
Would it be all right if I took a look at it?
**[02:19] Elineh**
Of course.
**[02:20] Cayna**
Here you go.
**[02:21] Idzik**
Pardon me.
**[02:28] Idzik**
I-If you'll excuse me for a moment!
***SIGN*** A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
***SIGN*** A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
***SIGN*** Sakai
**[04:13] Caerick**
It's been too long, Sir Elineh.
**[04:16] Elineh**
It's a pleasure to see
you again, Sir Caerick.
**[04:20] Caerick**
I hear you're still the master of
charm and making a fortune.
**[04:24] Elineh**
You're too kind.
**[04:27] Cayna**
Oh, hel...lo?
**[04:31] Elineh**
* Sir Caerick is bowing his head*
* to someone who isn't royalty?!*
**[04:35] Caerick**
It is a pleasure to meet you, Grandmother.
**[04:38] Cayna and Elineh**
Grandmother?!
**[04:40] Caerick**
Yes. I am the son of your daughter, Mai-Mai.
My name is Caerick Sakai.
**[04:46] Cayna**
Mai-Mai's son?
**[04:48] Caerick**
Mother has always told me
many great things about you.
**[04:51] Caerick**
I am truly honored to meet such
a treasured guardian as yourself.
**[05:00] Caerick**
Ah, Grandmother. You must be
exhausted from your long journey.
**[05:04] Caerick**
We will prepare you the most luxurious room,
one no shabby inn could ever hope to match.
**[05:10] Caerick**
Please rest here for now.
***SIGN*** Sakai
**[05:13] Cayna**
Nah... I'm good. Really.
**[05:17] Cayna**
I've just been hit with
a rather shocking truth.
**[05:20] Cayna**
Mai-Mai is going to pay.
**[05:29] Caerick**
G-Grandmother?
**[05:31] Cayna**
Besides, shabby little inns
**[05:34] Cayna**
are wonderful places for
delicious meals and camaraderie,
**[05:38] Cayna**
and I'm rather fond of them.
**[05:40] Cayna**
I feel like I can relax better there
than in some stuffy, luxurious room.
**[05:44] Cayna**
So please, pay no mind.
**[05:47] Caerick**
D-Did I offend you in some way?
**[05:52] Cayna**
Oh, no. Not in the least.
**[05:54] Cayna**
Well, I guess we're done here. Bye now.
**[05:58] Elineh**
L-Lady Cayna! If you'll
excuse me, Sir Caerick.
***SIGN*** Sakai
**[06:02] Elineh**
Please wait, Lady Cayna!
***SIGN*** Sakai
**[06:05] Elineh**
We have returned.
**[06:07] Cayna**
We're back.
**[06:09] Arbiter**
Hey, welcome back, Elineh, missy.
**[06:12] Kenison**
Welcome back!
**[06:16] Arbiter**
They're with Helshper's knights.
**[06:18] Arbiter**
They had a few questions about the bandits
we ran into on the eastern border.
**[06:23] Elineh**
Ah, I see.
**[06:24] Kenison**
We just finished our explanation.
**[06:27] Arbiter**
We're handing over the staff that the
bandits had to them. You don't mind, do you?
**[06:32] Elineh**
Of course. That's perfectly fine.
**[06:34] Arbiter**
In that case...
**[06:35] Arbiter**
We can probably wrap
things up here, can't we?
**[06:38] Caerina**
Yes, thank you.
**[06:40] Caerina**
Could you wait outside for a while?
**[06:42] Knights**
Yes, ma'am!
**[06:51] Cayna**
What?
**[06:52] Caerina**
Allow me to apologize on behalf of
my younger brother for offending you.
**[06:58] Caerina**
I am terribly sorry, Grandmother.
**[07:03] Cayna**
Huh?
**[07:04] Arbiter and Kenison**
"Grandmother"?!
**[07:05] Elineh**
W-Wait, are you...
**[07:08] Caerina**
I am Caerick's older twin
sister, Caerina Sakai.
**[07:13] Cayna**
Oh, I guess you do look like that fool.
**[07:17] Caerina**
If that's how you're referring to him,
he must have offended you greatly.
**[07:23] Elineh**
I'm surprised you already know of
this considering it just happened.
**[07:27] Caerina**
We have the ability to speak to each
other even if we are not face to face.
**[07:33] Cayna**
Must be Special Skill: Telepathy.
**[07:35] Caerina**
You are amazing, Grandmother.
I am very sorry about my brother.
**[07:41] Cayna**
You don't have to keep apologizing.
**[07:44] Cayna**
I was being kind of immature myself.
**[07:47] Caerina**
I am relieved to hear you say that.
Our mother always spoke about you,
**[07:53] Caerina**
so my brother was quite nervous.
**[07:55] Cayna**
She told you about me?
What would she even say?
**[07:58] Caerina**
If anyone ever made you angry,
ever if they were family,
**[08:01] Caerina**
you would tear them limb from limb.
**[08:04] Cayna**
I'd never do that!
**[08:06] Arbiter**
I gotta say, missy, tearing your own
family limb from limb is a bit harsh.
**[08:10] Elineh**
Y-You were that cruel?
**[08:13] Cayna**
I was not!
**[08:15] Cayna**
Are you saying I look like
some heartless serial killer?
**[08:18] Kenison**
Ice flowers...
**[08:21] Kenison**
I-I mean...
**[08:22] Kenison**
The ice sculpture you made outta
that bandit looked amazing... right?
**[08:26] Kenison**
That was a compliment!
**[08:28] Cayna**
That was absolutely not a compliment!
**[08:29] Arbiter**
Er, it really was pretty!
**[08:31] Elineh**
I-It sure was!
**[08:33] Kenison**
It was! It really was!
**[08:35] Cayna**
Why do you all have to react like that?!
**[08:40] Cayna**
You know what this is?
**[08:41] Cayna**
This is where I can get angry, isn't it?
**[08:47] Elineh**
L-Lady Cayna...
**[08:48] Arbiter**
W-Wait! Calm down, missy!
**[08:51] Arbiter**
Just put that gently onto the ground...
**[08:53] Kenison**
Where'd that giant snowball come from?
**[08:56] Cayna**
Enough talk! Fire!
**[09:07] Caerina**
What did I do?
**[09:08] Kenison**
I-It's so pretty...
**[09:17] Mai-Mai**
All I wanted was for my children
to have a touching first encounter
**[09:23] Mai-Mai**
with their grandmother.
**[09:25] Skargo**
So Caerina sent a telepathic message
saying, "Caerick made Grandmother angry.
**[09:31] Skargo**
We almost died. What shall we do?"
**[09:37] Skargo**
I see...
**[09:39] Skargo**
*As much as I'd like to protect them,*
**[09:40] Skargo**
* if I do that, Mother Dearest's*
* rage will be directed toward me.*
**[09:49] Skargo**
That's what you get for trying
to surprise Mother Dearest.
**[09:55] Skargo**
But when Mother Dearest returns,
I'll apologize with you,
**[10:00] Skargo**
so cheer up.
**[10:02] Mai-Mai**
Thank you, Brother.
**[10:04] Skargo**
*She's being meek and honest for once.*
**[10:07] Skargo**
*I guess even Mai-Mai can be cute at times.*
**[10:10] Mai-Mai**
*I guess he can be a little kind at times.*
**[10:17] Caerina**
You put me through hell.
**[10:18] Caerick**
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! I'm so sorr—
**[10:23] Caerina**
You made her lose her marbles.
**[10:24] Caerick**
I've still got my balls, though!
**[10:30] Cayna**
They're all just quests from merchants.
**[10:33] Cayna**
And most of them are quests
to get rid of bandits, huh?
**[10:38] Cayna**
Um, excuse me...
**[10:41] Exis**
What is it, missy?
**[10:43] Exis**
Er, you know, you're awfully
small for an adventurer.
**[10:47] Quolkeh**
Anyone would be from your perspective.
**[10:51] Quolkeh**
I haven't seen you around here before.
Are you a new adventurer?
**[10:55] Cayna**
No, I came from Felskeilo.
**[10:57] Quolkeh**
So what brings you here?
**[11:00] Cayna**
I heard there was a castle in the middle
of a lake. Do you know where that is?
**[11:07] Exis**
You must be talking about
Crescent Moon Castle.
**[11:10] Exis**
It's right here.
**[11:12] Exis**
Right now, it's said to have fallen into
the hands of bandits, so it's off-limits.
**[11:17] Cayna**
Why is it called the Crescent Moon Castle?
**[11:20] Exis**
It's said that on a night with a crescent moon,
the whole place starts sparkling.
**[11:24] Cayna**
Wow!
**[11:25] Exis**
Rumors say it has an ancient treasure room,
**[11:28] Exis**
but according to some old geezers,
it's called the Hall of the Guardian,
**[11:32] Exis**
and is feared by many.
**[11:34] Cayna**
* The Hall of the Guardian?*
* I might have a bingo.*
**[11:37] Cayna**
Thank you very much. You were a great help.
**[11:40] Quolkeh**
Don't worry about it. You can
get this information anywhere.
**[11:46] Cayna**
Uh, can I help you?
**[11:48] Exis**
Er, I was just—
**[11:51] Quolkeh**
Ignore him. He has a terrible
habit of starting at girls.
**[11:58] Cayna**
Oh, I see. Well, if you'll excuse me.
**[12:03] Quolkeh**
She's definitely suspicious.
**[12:05] Exis**
I'm pretty sure I've seen her before.
**[12:09] Quolkeh**
You need to work on your pick-up lines.
Of course she's hot if she's an elf.
**[12:15] Exis**
I'm not hitting on her. I've really
seen her somewhere before.
**[12:18] Quolkeh**
You always try to hit on elves.
**[12:22] Exis**
You're not concealing yourself very well.
**[12:24] Quolkeh**
Oh. Whoopsie!
**[12:27] Quolkeh**
I'm a chick, I'm a chick,
I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
***SIGN*** I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
***SIGN*** I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
**[12:29] Exis**
Where have I seen her before?
**[12:31] Cayna**
What should I do? I'd like some
more concrete information.
**[12:36] Cayna**
All the quests to take care of
the bandits were from merchants,
**[12:40] Cayna**
so maybe Caerick would know more.
**[12:42] Kee**
* Are you sure about this?*
* He was quite terrified.*
**[12:46] Cayna**
Really, I realize I was being immature.
**[12:50] Cayna**
Oh, fine. I guess I'll
try to make up with him.
**[13:01] Cayna**
So... Yeah, I, uh...
**[13:05] Cayna**
I'm sorry.
**[13:06] Caerick**
I'm gonna be torn limb from limb!
**[13:09] Caerick**
Huh?
**[13:10] Cayna**
Torn limb from limb?
I'm assuming Mai-Mai told you that.
**[13:14] Cayna**
It was her, wasn't it?
**[13:15] Caerick**
Y-Yes...
**[13:17] Cayna**
What am I going to do with
that stupid daughter of mine?
**[13:20] Cayna**
Oh, right, Caerick.
**[13:22] Caerick**
Yesh?!
**[13:24] Cayna**
Could you send Mai-Mai a message
for me with your telepathy?
**[13:27] Caerick**
Y-Y-Y-Yes! Wh-What would
you like me to tell her?
**[13:32] Cayna**
"Would you prefer the iron maiden,
guillotine, crucifixion,
**[13:36] Cayna**
being buried or burnt alive,
**[13:38] Cayna**
being ripped apart by bulls, kneeling
on triangles, or the pear of anguish?"
**[13:43] Cayna**
Thanks.
**[13:44] Caerick**
O-Of course. I will send that to her.
**[13:51] Caerick**
I am terribly sorry for my rudeness
when it is my duty as a merchant to
**[13:55] Caerick**
provide the masses with wares, Grandmother.
**[13:59] Cayna**
You don't need to apologize anymore.
**[14:01] Cayna**
You just wanted me to be comfortable,
and I acted immaturely.
**[14:06] Cayna**
By the way...
**[14:07] Caerick**
Yes?
**[14:08] Cayna**
I wanted to ask about the Crescent Moon
Castle that's somewhere around here.
**[14:13] Caerick**
What did you want to know?
**[14:14] Cayna**
I'm pretty sure it's a Guardian Tower.
**[14:17] Caerick**
What?!
**[14:19] Caerick**
But the Guardian Towers are thirteen
bases bestowed to us by the gods!
**[14:25] Caerick**
It's a holy tower that holds treasures
the likes of which we've never seen,
**[14:28] Caerick**
and can only entered by the chosen few!
**[14:30] Cayna**
Yeah, though that's a bit overboard.
**[14:33] Cayna**
I figured I'd wake up the guardian inside
**[14:35] Cayna**
before it's destroyed so
they can up the defense.
**[14:39] Cayna**
I'm thinking about going there tomorrow.
**[14:42] Caerick**
But, Grandmother, bandits
currently rule over that area.
**[14:47] Cayna**
Oh, I'll figure that out.
**[14:49] Caerick**
What?
**[14:50] Cayna**
My goal isn't to defeat a bunch of bandits,
**[14:53] Cayna**
but if they get in my way,
I might have no choice.
**[14:58] Caerick**
Grandmother...
**[15:00] Caerick**
If the bandits were to disappear,
we'd be able to open the trade route again.
**[15:06] Cayna**
But even if I defeat these bandits,
make sure you don't tell anyone.
**[15:11] Caerick**
Why is that?
**[15:13] Cayna**
I don't want any rumors going around saying
that a girl easily defeated the bandits
**[15:18] Cayna**
that the knights were having
so much trouble with.
**[15:21] Cayna**
If that happens, I'm holing up again.
**[15:24] Cayna**
I don't want any attention brought to me.
**[15:28] Caerick**
Grandmother, if I may...
**[15:32] Caerick**
The knights have a fortress
in front of the lake,
**[15:35] Caercik**
and the road to the lake has been blocked.
**[15:38] Cayna**
But it'll still work out, right?
**[15:40] Caerick**
But of course.
**[15:42] Caerick**
My sister left on a mission a few days ago,
**[15:45] Caerick**
and I will ask her to let you through.
**[15:48] Cayna**
What's this? Are you sure Sakaiya can
help out a lowly adventure like myself?
**[15:53] Caerick**
There is absolutely no problem with that.
**[15:55] Caerick**
That adventurer will be carrying
out a very important quest,
**[16:00] Caerick**
by delivering goods to
the knights at the fort.
**[16:04] Cayna**
Oh, Sakaiya, you villain.
**[16:08] Caerick**
Oh, no, no. I'm no match
for you, Grandmother.
**[16:17] Idzik**
* Thank goodness Great-Grandmother*
* didn't rip Father limb from limb.*
**[16:27] Cayna**
Thank you very much.
**[16:29] Kenison**
N-No problem! This is nothing.
**[16:35] Cayna**
So... I'll be gone a couple of days
so that I can deliver some items
**[16:42] Cayna**
to the knights at the fort.
**[16:44] Elineh**
I see. I'm glad to see that you seem to
have worked things out with Sir Caerick.
**[16:52] Cayna**
I've caused you a lot of trouble,
Elineh. I'm so sorry.
**[16:56] Arbiter**
I'm sure you'll be just fine in most incidents,
**[17:00] Arbiter**
but you can never be too careful.
**[17:02] Elineh**
We'll need your help getting back
to Felskeilo, so please be careful.
**[17:09] Cayna**
Right. Thank you both very much.
**[17:20] Cayna**
Stop one sec.
**[17:25] Cayna**
No one's watching. Okay.
**[17:28] Cayna**
Summoning Magic: Veldocancer.
**[17:46] Cayna**
Okay, Veldo. Get us to the knights' fort.
**[18:02] Caerina**
Yes, Grandmother.
**[18:04] Caerina**
I telepathically received Caerick's
message saying you were bringing supplies,
**[18:11] Caerina**
and to let you through to the tower.
**[18:14] Caerina**
But that was this morning!
**[18:17] Caerina**
It takes at least three days
on horseback to get here.
**[18:20] Caerina**
How did you get here so quickly?
**[18:22] Cayna**
Well, I rushed here, assuming you
were waiting for the supplies.
**[18:27] Cayna**
I didn't think I was going to get yelled at.
**[18:29] Caerina**
E-Er, that was not my intention.
I was just curious.
**[18:34] Nanbatz**
Um, do you know this adventurer, Captain?
**[18:39] Caerina**
She is my grandmother.
**[18:41] Caerina**
Treat her like you would anyone else.
**[18:44] Nanbatz**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[18:46] Caerina**
And...
**[18:48] Messenger**
R-Reporting! We are under attack!
**[18:52] Nanbatz**
What?!
**[18:53] Caerina**
By who?
**[18:54] Messenger**
We believe they are rock golems,
and there are nine of them!
**[18:58] Nanbatz**
Nine rock golems?!
**[19:00] Caerina**
Tell everyone to be ready
to intercept their attack.
**[19:03] Messenger**
Yes, ma'am!
**[19:04] Caerina**
Please stay here, Grandmother.
**[19:07] Caerina**
Understood?
**[19:08] Cayna**
Oh, I don't know.
**[19:11] Caerina**
Well, don't blame me if you get hurt.
**[19:13] Caerina**
Let's go.
**[19:14] Nanbatz**
Yes, ma'am!
**[19:18] Kee**
*You're not going to help them?*
**[19:21] Cayna**
I'm not sure.
**[19:23] Cayna**
What should I do, though? I really don't
want to bring attention to myself.
**[19:39] Nanbatz**
Rock golems...
**[19:41] Caerina**
Archers, fire!
**[19:43] Archers**
Yes, ma'am.
**[19:49] Archer**
Damn it! It had no effect!
**[19:52] Caerina**
*I figured that wouldn't work.*
**[19:53] Caerina**
* Without a weapon that actually*
* strikes them, like a hammer or mace,*
**[19:56] Caerina**
*we won't be able to deal enough damage.*
**[19:59] Caerina**
*But...*
**[20:00] Caerina**
* We only have twenty knights here. We stand*
* no chance with our armor and swords.*
**[20:04] Nanbatz**
Captain, let's strike!
**[20:07] Knight A**
Yes! We cannot allow them
to advance any further!
**[20:11] Knight B**
Captain!
**[20:14] Caerina**
* I don't believe we're a match for those*
* rock golems, but we have no time.*
**[20:20] Caerina**
* If they aren't stopped,*
* this fort will be destroyed.*
**[20:23] Caerina**
*And if that happens,*
**[20:24] Caerina**
* no one will be able to protect the royal*
* capital from bandits and monsters.*
**[20:28] Caerina**
*I'll just have to do what I can.*
**[20:32] Caerina**
Let's go. Do not let them
advance any further.
**[20:35] Nanbatz**
Yes, ma'am!
**[20:35] Caerina**
Knights, draw your swords.
**[20:40] Knight**
I will draw my sword for the captain!
**[20:41] Knight**
For Helshper!
**[20:42] Knight**
Hey! That's not fair!
**[20:43] Knight**
Do not let them through!
**[20:44] Knight**
You snooze, you lose!
**[20:46] Knight**
Let us be victorious!
**[20:46] Knight**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[20:52] Nanbatz**
Do not let your guard down.
**[20:55] Caerina**
Charge!
**[21:05] Nanbatz**
It's unharmed?
**[21:18] Knight B**
Get up!
**[21:19] Knight C**
Let's take him back to the fort.
**[21:23] Caerina**
Weapon Skill...
**[21:28] Caerina**
Fire Blade!
**[21:34] Knight C**
Way to go, Captain!
**[21:35] Knight D**
Did you see that, you stupid stone dolls?!
**[21:40] Nanbatz**
Captain!
**[21:41] Caerina**
No, I'm fine. But it's no use.
**[21:45] Knight D**
Wha—
**[21:45] Knight E**
No way!
**[21:47] Caerina**
* If I can't defeat them with this attack...*
* We have no choice but to retreat.*
**[21:55] Cayna**
Not bad. Not bad at all.
**[21:57] Cayna**
Did you learn that on your own?
It's super impressive if you did.
**[22:02] Caerina**
Grandmother...
**[22:07] Cayna**
Leave the rest to me.
# E6 - Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN0V13/rock-golems-a-chief-skeletons-and-fairies)
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**[00:00] Cayna**
Caerina, that was pretty impressive.
**[00:04] Cayna**
But you'll need something like
this to deal with rock golems.
**[00:09] Cayna**
Weapon Skill: Zamzer Blade!
**[00:22] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Zan Ga Boa!
**[00:28] Cayna**
Go!
***SIGN*** Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
***SIGN*** Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
**[02:24] Knight A**
What in the world happened?
**[02:26] Knight B**
Hey, what happened to your injuries?
**[02:29] Cayna**
I went ahead and healed them.
**[02:31] Knight B**
Healed?!
**[02:32] Knight F**
That quickly?!
**[02:34] Caerina**
Grandmother, thank you for
saving my subordinates.
**[02:40] Cayna**
So you wrapped your blade
in a fireball and shot it.
**[02:45] Cayna**
That's a good idea and all,
but your hands are tied in the process,
**[02:49] Cayna**
and you used up too much MP to
do anything else after, right?
**[02:53] Caerina**
I'm ashamed to admit it, but...
**[02:59] Cayna**
The sun's going down.
**[03:01] Cayna**
You guys can collect all
the loot from this battle.
**[03:04] Caerina**
But Grandmother, that's...
**[03:07] Cayna**
Or did you really want to send in a report
**[03:09] Cayna**
saying the squad of knights that was
about to be annihilated was saved
**[03:12] Cayna**
by some little girl?
**[03:14] Caerina**
Wh-What is it you want?
**[03:17] Cayna**
Just like Caerick told you.
**[03:19] Cayna**
All I want is passage through here.
**[03:23] Cayna**
You don't mind, right?
**[03:24] Cayna**
I'll pick up the donkey and
wagon when I come back,
**[03:28] Cayna**
so look after them for me.
**[03:30] Caerina**
All right. Please do as you wish.
**[03:33] Caerina**
But we cannot assist you,
no matter what happens ahead.
**[03:37] Cayna**
Good thing most adventurers know
they're responsible for themselves.
**[03:40] Cayna**
Thanks for your concern.
**[03:42] Cayna**
See ya.
**[03:46] Nanbatz**
Um... Exactly who is your
grandmother, Captain?
**[03:52] Caerina**
Apparently, she's the most
powerful adventurer in the land.
**[03:56] Nanbatz**
Huh?!
**[03:57] Caerina**
There is no need to speak
of what happened here.
**[04:00] Caerina**
There will be trouble if her
existence becomes known.
**[04:04] Caerina**
In a worst case scenario,
we could end up losing Helshper.
**[04:08] Nanbatz**
You must be exaggerating.
**[04:10] Caerina**
Know this.
**[04:11] Caerina**
There are monsters in this world that can
level a whole city with a single spell.
**[04:17] Nanbatz**
Okay...
**[04:20] Caerina**
What is Grandmother planning to do?
**[04:30] Cayna**
Hmm...
**[04:31] Cayna**
Yeah, something's not right with
the level those golems were at.
**[04:35] Cayna**
Kee?
**[04:35] Kee**
*Eight of them were at Level 43,*
**[04:38] Kee**
*and one was at Level 172.*
**[04:41] Cayna**
If someone's able to summon something
at that level with summoning magic,
**[04:45] Cayna**
that must mean there are other
players in this world besides me.
**[04:50] Kee**
* If we're going with the*
* official game settings,*
**[04:52] Kee**
* dwarves, elves, demons, and high elves*
* can all easily live to be 200 years old.*
**[05:00] Cayna**
Meaning there's a decent chance that
the bandits' boss is a seasoned player.
**[05:05] Kee**
* I estimate that their level*
* is probably around 430.*
**[05:09] Cayna**
I see. No wonder they're tough.
**[05:11] Cayna**
It's not just Caerina.
**[05:13] Cayna**
Not even Skargo and the others
would stand a chance against them.
**[05:16] Cayna**
I wonder who they are.
**[05:18] Cayna**
Well, I'm sure I'll run into them soon.
**[05:23] Cayna**
This smells great! Want some, Kee?
**[05:26] Kee**
*Are you seriously asking me that?*
**[05:28] Cayna**
I'm kidding.
**[05:31] Cayna**
Yup. Delicious.
**[05:38] Cayna**
Wow, how pretty.
**[05:41] Cayna**
That must be the Crescent Moon Castle,
**[05:44] Cayna**
and most likely also a Guardian Tower.
**[05:46] Kee**
*Cayna, please look.*
**[05:50] Cayna**
Yup, those are definitely bandits.
**[05:53] Cayna**
Summoning Magic: Brown Dragon!
**[06:06] Cayna**
Sorry, guys, but could you...
**[06:09] Cayna**
show those bandits who's boss?
**[06:17] Cayna**
Looks like they've got that under control.
**[06:20] Cayna**
Now, then...
**[06:24] Luvrogue**
Looks like you took real
good care of my boys.
**[06:27] Cayna**
So you're their boss?
**[06:31] Kee**
*Level 432, just as I estimated.*
***SIGN*** Luvrogue
**[06:35] Cayna**
*Seems so.*
**[06:37] Cayna**
*But all I know is his level. That armor...*
**[06:41] Cayna**
* The Armor of the Supreme King*
* that nullifies magic, eh?*
**[06:45] Luvrogue**
How dare you treat my
subordinates like dirty rags?
**[06:49] Luvrogue**
Have you no heart?
**[06:51] Cayna**
Really? Says the guy who sent a horde
of rock golems after those knights.
**[06:57] Luvrogue**
Yeah? And what's wrong with that?
It's not like I got my hands dirty.
**[07:02] Cayna**
This may be Leadale, but it's not
the Leadale you think it is.
**[07:08] Luvrogue**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[07:10] Luvrogue**
There are no Game Masters around,
so a player killer can do whatever he wants.
**[07:15] Luvrogue**
I get to level up as much
as I want, and it's awesome.
**[07:18] Cayna**
This is reality. This isn't some
world where you can decide
**[07:21] Cayna**
if someone gets to live or die
because of your childish greed.
**[07:24] Luvrogue**
This is just a game. I can defeat whoever
I want and level up as much as I want.
**[07:36] Cayna**
I'm switching on all of my
active skills for battle.
**[07:40] Cayna**
I guess I'll have to show you
just how wrong you are.
**[07:42] Cayna**
This is a real world.
**[07:44] Luvrogue**
Would you knock it off with
that nonsense? This is a game!
**[07:50] Luverogue**
You stand no chance against
a player, you fool.
**[07:55] Cayna**
Right back at you.
**[08:01] Luvrogue**
Impossible! I can't destroy
it with my Wolf Sword?
**[08:06] Cayna**
Too bad for you.
**[08:08] Cayna**
I realize the special effect of that
sword is destroying weapons,
**[08:11] Cayna**
but that doesn't include rare or EX items.
Guess you didn't do your research.
**[08:16] Luvrogue**
Damn it, are you a player, too?!
**[08:18] Cayna**
God, how dense are you?
**[08:20] Cayna**
I've clearly been mentioning
things only players would know.
**[08:23] Cayna**
Are you deaf, too?
**[08:25] Luvrogue**
Tch. Fine, then, how about this?
**[08:28] Cayna**
*Destruction Hurricane, huh?*
**[08:33] Luvrogue**
Weapon Skill: Sword Specialization:
Destruction Hurricane!
**[08:38] Luvrogue**
You think you can take this?
**[08:43] Cayna**
Weapon Skill: Cracking Earth!
**[08:52] Luvrogue**
Wh-Why you... Damn it!
What the hell is with this hole?
**[08:55] Luvrogue**
I've never heard of this dumb skill!
**[09:00] Cayna**
So I guess you're a demon.
**[09:02] Luvrogue**
You were hiding your status!
That's totally unfair, you cheater!
**[09:07] Cayna**
Wow. Are you, like, five?
**[09:10] Cayna**
* Honestly... Seriously, though,*
* I wonder if he's just some kid.*
**[09:15] Cayna**
Of course you can't see the detailed status
of a player more powerful than you.
**[09:20] Cayna**
You don't even know that?
**[09:22] Luvrogue**
What? There's no way a pipsqueak like
you has a higher level than me—
**[09:28] Luvrogue**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:33] Luvrogue**
Heh! My Armor of the Supreme King nullifies
magic! How do you like that, you jerk?
**[09:39] Cayna**
I know, and I know it won't work in the game,
but things are different in the real world.
**[09:46] Cayna**
Grow!
**[09:52] Cayna**
My Golden Hoop Staff.
**[09:54] Cayna**
It weighs 13,500 kin.
**[09:56] Cayna**
Ever heard of it? Of course not.
**[10:00] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Ohta Laga.
**[10:06] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Zan Laga!
**[10:11] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Klin Ging Giga.
**[10:15] Luvrogue**
Wh-Why, you...
**[10:19] Luvrogue**
I'll ki—ow!
**[10:21] Luvrogue**
Hey, that hurt! What's the big idea?
**[10:24] Cayna**
It hurts, doesn't it? Why can't you
understand that that's real pain?
**[10:29] Luvrogue**
W-Well, this is a game, isn't it?
**[10:32] Luvrogue**
You can reset even if you die.
**[10:35] Cayna**
If you die, it's all over.
**[10:36] Cayna**
There are no continues.
There are no extra lives.
**[10:40] Cayna**
No reset button, either.
**[10:42] Cayna**
Too bad.
**[10:44] Luvrogue**
N-No way! S-Spare me!
**[10:46] Luvrogue**
I-I'm still a k-kid!
**[10:50] Cayna**
And?
**[10:52] Cayna**
Retribution. Do you
understand what that means?
**[10:55] Cayna**
You need to take responsibility
for your actions.
**[10:58] Cayna**
Don't you remember just how much
trouble you caused everyone
**[11:03] Cayna**
by being the leader of those bandits?
**[11:08] Luvrogue**
S-Spare me! Spare me, please!
**[11:13] Cayna**
Goodbye.
**[11:17] Cayna**
Kee, why didn't you give a me a heads-up?
**[11:19] Kee**
* Well, it didn't seem like*
* it would do much damage.*
**[11:24] Cayna**
I see.
**[11:32] Cayna**
So they followed me.
**[11:35] Kee**
*I wanted to speak in a more sparkly way.*
**[11:40] Skeleton Guardian**
Love me down to my bones!
**[11:47] Cayna**
Good work. Thanks.
**[11:51] Cayna**
So... Why did you stop me?
**[11:54] Cayna**
I was about to finish him off.
**[11:57] Cayna**
He's the leader of the bandits.
**[11:59] Caerina**
Grandmother,
**[12:01] Caerina**
will you let us take that criminal to
be tried in the courts of Helshper?
**[12:05] Cayna**
Tried? You really think you
can keep him contained?
**[12:10] Cayna**
Caerina, even you don't
stand a chance against him.
**[12:15] Caerina**
That must be true if you say so, Grandmother.
**[12:19] Caerina**
But...
**[12:26] Cayna**
Oh, fine. If you insist.
**[12:34] Cayna**
But I can't just let you take him.
**[12:40] Luvrogue**
Wh-What's going on?
**[12:43] Luvrogue**
S-Status.
**[12:45] Luvrogue**
All of my statuses and levels are down 90%.
**[12:48] Luvrogue**
Wh-What is this? Equipment?
**[12:51] Luvrogue**
The Punishment Collar?!
**[12:53] Luvrogue**
I-If you had this collar,
that means you're...
**[12:58] Luvrogue**
You're a Limit Breaker?!
**[13:01] Cayna**
Maybe you would've been better
off if your life ended here.
**[13:04] Cayna**
I'm glad you can finally comprehend
the difference in our levels.
**[13:08] Caerina**
Grandmother, what is that collar?
**[13:11] Cayna**
Now you should be able
to handle him just fine.
**[13:14] Cayna**
But you'll get blindsided
if you let your guard down.
**[13:18] Cayna**
I think there's only one other person
who can get that collar off of him.
**[13:23] Cayna**
But just know that you'll all probably
be instantly killed if that happens.
**[13:30] Caerina**
Understood.
**[13:31] Cayna**
One more thing.
**[13:32] Cayna**
His abilities are limited to
one-tenth of their capacity,
**[13:37] Cayna**
but I can't see inside his Item Box.
**[13:40] Cayna**
He might have some kind of item
**[13:42] Cayna**
he can use at a lower level that
might have some burst effect.
**[13:45] Cayna**
So I recommend that you make
sure he's completely restrained.
**[13:50] Caerina**
I understand. Thank you
very much, Grandmother.
**[13:57] Cayna**
Was it really a good idea
to hand him over, though?
**[14:01] Cayna**
I guess God only knows.
**[14:04] Cayna**
Now, then...
**[14:10] Cayna**
I knew it. This is a Guardian Tower.
**[14:16] Cayna**
One who protects in times of trouble!
**[14:18] Cayna**
I beseech you to rescue this
depraved world from chaos!
**[14:29] Cayna**
Ow! Hey! Ow!
**[14:35] Cayna**
Ow...
**[14:37] Cayna**
What's the big idea?
**[14:48] Cayna**
Is that it?
**[14:53] Cayna**
I'll give you some of my MP.
**[14:59] Cayna**
Nothing's happening. Maybe it's the throne...
**[15:09] Cayna**
So that's the Guardian.
**[15:11] Cayna**
Considering the way in here,
whoever's in charge is a bit twisted.
**[15:24] Skeleton Guardian**
I'm surprised you came out
here into the boonies.
**[15:28] Skeleton Guardian**
I guess I have no choice but to welcome you.
**[15:31] Skeleton Guardian**
Go ahead. Feel honored.
**[15:34] Cayna**
Hey, now.
**[15:35] Cayna**
I'm the Third Skill Master.
I'm the high elf, Cayna.
**[15:39] Cayna**
Who does this tower belong to?
**[15:41] Skeleton Guardian**
Ah, so you're a comrade of Master's.
Then I guess I don't mind telling you.
**[15:46] Cayna**
Who died and made you the boss?
**[15:49] Skeleton Guardian**
The one in charge of this tower is Master
Opuskettenshultheimer Crosstettbomber.
**[15:55] Skeleton Guardian**
Do you know who that is?
**[15:56] Skeleton Guardian**
Oh?
**[15:57] Cayna**
The House of Murder and Malice, huh?
**[16:02] Cayna**
*If those bandits managed to make it in here,*
**[16:05] Cayna**
* they would've died from all*
* the traps in this place.*
**[16:08] Cayna**
If this is Opus's tower, no wonder it's
all twisted and the Guardian is weird.
**[16:14] Skeleton Guardian**
Who are you calling weird?
**[16:16] Skeleton Guardian**
You'll never find a skeleton
as regal as myself!
**[16:22] Cayna**
It had to be Opus, who's
called Leadale's Kongming.
**[16:28] Cayna**
* A lot happened, but the reason I was able*
* to become this powerful is thanks to him.*
**[16:33] Cayna**
*I see. So he's gone, too.*
**[16:36] Skeleton Guardian**
Honestly. Could you not suddenly get all
doom and gloom in someone else's tower?
**[16:41] Skeleton Guardian**
How unpleasant.
**[16:43] Skeleton Guardian**
Here.
**[16:45] Cayna**
A ring and a book?
**[16:47] Skeleton Guardian**
My master entrusted me with these,
knowing you would arrive here.
**[16:53] Skeleton Guardian**
Go on. Accept these with gratitude.
**[16:55] Cayna**
Th-Thanks.
**[16:59] Cayna**
So that's what's going on?
**[17:07] Skeleton Guardian**
What is the matter?
**[17:08] Cayna**
Uh... I'm not sure how I should say this.
**[17:17] Skeleton Guardian**
What are you just standing there for?
**[17:20] Cayna**
*I'm the only one who can see her?*
**[17:26] Cayna**
*I think I've seen her before.*
**[17:30] Cayna**
Hey, who are you?
**[17:33] Cayna**
*I'm not entirely sure what's going on,*
**[17:34] Cayna**
* but I'm sure there must be some*
* reason Opus is giving me this fairy.*
**[17:41] Skeleton Guardian**
You finally have a decent look on your face.
**[17:45] Skeleton Guardian**
Now, will you stop wandering
around my master's tower
**[17:47] Skeleton Guardian**
with that look of doom and gloom on your face?
**[17:49] Cayna**
Thanks for the message.
I'll be on my way now.
**[17:53] Cayna**
Contact me when you're
about to run out of MP.
**[17:56] Skeleton Guardian**
O-Oh, if you absolutely insist.
**[17:59] Skeleton Guardian**
I guess you are equal to my master,
so I guess I'll just have to rely on you.
**[18:06] Cayna**
*Okay, tsundere.*
**[18:11] Cayna**
Well, I guess I'll head back to town.
**[18:15] Cayna**
My first goal is to be able to communicate
with this little fairy here.
**[18:20] Kee**
*Let's take our time.*
**[18:22] Cayna**
You're right.
**[18:25] Caerick**
Thank you so much for the
other day, Grandmother.
***SIGN*** Sakai
**[18:30] Caerick**
On behalf of my fellow
merchants, I thank you.
**[18:36] Cayna**
No need to thank me.
So, what happened to that demon?
**[18:41] Caerina**
As you suggested, we tied him up completely,
**[18:46] Caerina**
and put him in our most secure dungeon.
**[18:49] Caerina**
He seems to be in a state of shock,
and won't think about escaping any time soon.
**[18:53] Cayna**
Don't let your guard down.
**[18:54] Cayna**
He's a child. Who knows what he'll try to do?
**[18:58] Caerina**
We will be on our guard.
But please, take this.
**[19:03] Caerina**
This is the total of all the rewards
**[19:05] Caerina**
offered for completing the quests to take
down the bandits at the Adventurers' Guild.
**[19:09] Caerick**
Of course, we did not disclose
your name, Grandmother.
**[19:12] Caerick**
Merchants are praising the
unnamed adventurer everywhere.
**[19:17] Cayna**
Isn't this a tad bit much, though?
**[19:20] Caerina**
I would say that is equivalent to all
of the work you did, Grandmother.
**[19:25] Caerina**
The kingdom even wanted to
prepare a formal thanks to you.
**[19:29] Cayna**
What?
**[19:30] Caerina**
But I had them reconsider.
**[19:32] Caerina**
I figured that you wanted
to keep a low profile.
**[19:37] Cayna**
Well, thanks.
**[19:39] Cayna**
I didn't know what I was going to do if I
suddenly got an invitation to the castle.
**[19:44] Caerina**
But I have let your presence be
known to the king, the premier,
**[19:48] Caerina**
and the leaders of the knights.
**[19:50] Caerina**
I told them that you disliked authority and
were involved with the Guardian Towers.
**[19:55] Caerina**
They probably will not bug you unless it's
an emergency. Please just be careful.
**[20:01] Cayna**
Okay, got it.
**[20:03] Cayna**
By the way, the blade of
flames that you used...
**[20:07] Cayna**
Did you come up with that yourself?
**[20:09] Caerina**
I am ashamed to admit it, but yes.
**[20:11] Caerina**
A while back, there was an adventurer
who used a similar technique,
**[20:16] Caerina**
so I came up with that
technique with that in mind.
**[20:18] Caerina**
Of course, the adventurer I took
notes from is far more powerful.
**[20:23] Cayna**
* Huh. That adventurer was*
* probably a player, too.*
**[20:28] Cayna**
I think the technique you
saw was Iyah La Doul.
**[20:32] Cayna**
When they swung their sword down, a number
of crescent-shaped blades flew out, right?
**[20:37] Caerina**
That's exactly right. Since you're aware
of it, you must be able to use it, too.
**[20:43] Cayna**
Well, I mean... I *am* a Skill Master.
**[20:46] Caerina**
Could you pass it down to me?
**[20:48] Cayna**
If you want a Skill Scroll,
you'll need to pass the tower's trials.
**[20:53] Cayna**
I can't just randomly hand them out.
**[20:56] Caerina**
By "tower," do you mean the
Crescent Moon Castle—
**[20:58] Cayna**
Do not set foot in there!
**[21:01] Cayna**
You'd basically be going there to die!
**[21:03] Cayna**
Don't throw your life away like that!
***SIGN*** Sakai
**[21:05] Caerina**
I understand. Then I will never go there.
**[21:08] Caerina**
I will find another tower
and undergo its trials.
**[21:11] Cayna**
Yes, very good.
**[21:12] Caerick**
Grandmother...
**[21:14] Caerick**
I heard that Sir Elineh's
business talks will be over soon.
**[21:18] Caerick**
Will you be heading back to Felskeilo?
**[21:22] Cayna**
Yeah, pretty much.
**[21:23] Caerina**
We will miss you.
**[21:25] Cayna**
Well, if it doesn't involve
authority and you need my help,
**[21:29] Cayna**
just let me know through Mai-Mai.
**[21:32] Caerina**
You mean you'd come all the way
to Helshper from Felskeilo?
**[21:34] Caerick**
It must be a lot of trouble
coming all this way!
**[21:38] Cayna**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[21:40] Cayna**
I registered this location for teleporting,
so I'll be here in an instant next time.
**[21:43] Caerina and Caerick**
T-Teleporting?!
**[21:45] Cayna**
Oh, yeah. There's a surprise
waiting at Felskeilo.
**[21:49] Caerina**
A surprise?
**[21:50] Caerick**
What might that be?
**[21:51] Cayna**
I asked you to send Mai-Mai
a message, didn't I, Caerick?
**[21:55] Cayna**
I can't to see the expression
on Mai-Mai's face. Truly.
# E7 - Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZG128/bear-hunting-a-queen-a-bath-and-monsters)
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**[00:08] Cayna**
Wow.
**[00:10] Cayna**
I didn't know you were here
to repair the bridge, Kartatz.
**[00:14] Cayna**
I just figured I'd have to
carry everyone back over again.
**[00:18] Cayna**
You're a lifesaver.
**[00:19] Cayna**
Thanks!
**[00:21] Kartatz**
I heard that the bandit boss was captured
and things were safe around here again,
**[00:26] Kartatz**
so they hired me to rebuild the bridge.
**[00:29] Kartatz**
Stop patting me on the head! I'm not a kid!
**[00:33] Kartatz**
For crying out loud...
**[00:35] Kartatz**
And to take care of the rest of the bandits,
**[00:38] Kartatz**
the knights from Felskeilo and Helshper
**[00:41] Kartatz**
are joining forces to
create a special task force.
**[00:43] Cayna**
Huh.
**[00:45] Kartatz**
And that bandit boss...
**[00:48] Kartatz**
Did you do the deed?
**[00:49] Cayna**
Huh? Whatever do you mean?
**[00:51] Kartatz**
I know you're the one who defeated him,
so I'm assuming you finished him off.
**[00:56] Cayna**
I didn't want to cause any trouble
with Helshper, so I handed him over.
**[01:01] Kartatz**
I see. I guess I'll ask Sis what
kind of punishment the guy got.
**[01:07] Cayna**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[01:09] Cayna**
Once I get back to Felskeilo,
I need to punish Mai-Mai myself.
**[01:15] Kartatz**
Godspeed, Sis.
**[01:18] Cayna**
But you know...
**[01:19] Cayna**
Caerick and Caerina were both great kids.
**[01:23] Kartartz**
*Now she's doting on her grandkids.*
**[01:26] Kartatz**
*What the heck happened?*
***SIGN*** Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
***SIGN*** Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
**[03:08] Elineh**
Lady Cayna, we were able to safely
return to Felskeilo thanks to you.
**[03:13] Elineh**
Here's the sum we agreed on.
**[03:15] Elineh**
Thank you so much again.
**[03:17] Cayna**
Likewise.
**[03:20] Cayna**
I feel much better now!
**[03:22] Arbiter**
Are you gonna be doing more
adventurer work, missy?
**[03:25] Cayna**
That's my plan.
**[03:27] Arbiter**
I see! Well, if you ever feel like it,
come see the Flame Spears again!
**[03:31] Arbiter**
We'll welcome you with open arms!
**[03:34] Elineh**
We'd have no problem taking you on as our
caravan's exclusive bodyguard, you know.
**[03:38] Elineh**
We would pay you handsomely, of course!
**[03:42] Cayna**
Well, let's remember that for next time.
**[03:44] Cayna**
If you'll excuse me.
**[03:51] Cayna**
Well, then...
**[03:53] Cayna**
I don't have anything planned, so I guess
I'll head over to the Adventurers' Guild.
**[03:57] Cayna**
Let's see if there are
any interesting quests.
**[04:04] Cayna**
As usual, the board's
overflowing with quests.
**[04:07] Cayna**
The world sure is full of trouble.
**[04:13] Cayna**
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
Catch a tiger by the toe.
**[04:18] Cayna**
I... choose... you!
**[04:22] Cayna**
Acquisition of the ingredient
horned bear meat.
**[04:26] Cayna**
The client is The White-Tailed Black Rabbit?
**[04:29] Cayna**
"White-Tailed"? I could swear
I've heard that somewhere before.
**[04:34] Kee**
* It's the high-end restaurant where Skargo,*
* Mai-Mai, and Kartatz eat together.*
**[04:39] Cayna**
Aha!
**[04:41] Cayna**
This one it is!
**[04:43] Cayna**
I'd like to take on this quest.
**[04:47] Almana**
Sure, no problem.
**[04:49] Almana**
The quest is all yours.
**[04:51] Cayna**
Alrighty, I'm gonna go
hunt some horned bears.
**[04:54] ---**
Take care.
**[04:58] Cohral**
Oh, sorry.
**[04:59] Cayna**
Oh, no, I wasn't paying attention myself.
**[05:02] Cohral**
That's the girl who walked across the river.
**[05:05] Cohral**
Could that technique actually be...
Nah, that can't be possible.
**[05:11] Lonti**
Oh, Miss Cayna!
**[05:15] Cayna**
Hey, Lonti! It's been a while!
**[05:17] Lonti**
P-Perfect timing.
**[05:19] Cayna**
It is?
**[05:20] Lonti**
Y-Yes. Well... I wanted to ask
a favor of you, Miss Cayna.
**[05:33] Lonti**
F-First, allow me to do some introductions.
**[05:35] Lonti**
This is a fellow classmate
at the Academy, and my friend.
**[05:40] Lonti**
Um... Th-This is Mye.
**[05:43] Mye**
My name is Mye. It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[05:47] Cayna**
Aw, you're so polite. I'm the high elf, Cayna.
**[05:51] Cayna**
So what's this request?
**[05:53] Lonti**
I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Cayna,
**[05:56] Lonti**
but would you permit us to
accompany you for a while?!
**[06:00] Cayna**
Huh?
**[06:03] Cayna**
Um... Sure, I guess?
**[06:07] Lonti**
Really? Thank you very much!
**[06:10] Lonti**
Isn't that great?
**[06:11] Mye**
Yes.
**[06:12] Cayna**
I don't mind...
**[06:14] Cayna**
But could you tell me what's going on?
**[06:17] Lonti**
Er, yes. You see, um... The thing is...
**[06:21] Mye**
Lonti wanted to find someone reliable
who could be my bodyguard.
**[06:28] Cayna**
Your bodyguard? I still don't really get it.
Is she a runaway or something?
**[06:36] Lonti**
I-I'm sorry.
**[06:38] Mye**
Lonti is just accompanying me.
This was all my idea.
**[06:42] Mye**
So—
**[06:43] Cayna**
Okay, hold your horses.
**[06:45] Cayna**
I'm not sure why you're panicking,
**[06:48] Cayna**
but I'm not going to
report you two to anyone.
**[06:54] Cayna**
* Another runaway, eh?*
* The other day it was a prince.*
**[06:59] Cayna**
*Maybe this one's a princess.*
**[07:02] Cayna**
*Yeah, as if.*
**[07:04] Cayna**
But I'm actually about
to leave town on a quest.
**[07:08] Cayna**
Did you two just want to come along, or...?
**[07:11] Mye**
Huh?
**[07:13] Cayna**
If you're a runaway, it'll be
harder to find you outside of town.
**[07:20] Mye and Lonti**
Of course...
**[07:22] Cayna**
Hey, everyone. Do you
mind letting us through?
**[07:35] Cayna**
Thanks!
**[07:37] Mye**
Impressive.
**[07:38] Lonti**
Yes. Her skills are guaranteed.
**[07:42] Mye**
She is the mother of
High Priest Skargo, after all.
**[07:48] Greenery**
*Hurry up and go through.*
**[07:50] Greenery**
*K-Keeping this position is harsh.*
**[07:53] Greenery**
*I can't bend any further.*
**[08:06] Cayna**
So good!
**[08:08] Cayna**
What's the matter?
**[08:09] Cayna**
Lonti, Mye, you're not going to eat?
**[08:12] Lonti**
A-Aren't you scared, Miss Cayna?
**[08:15] Cayna**
No. The forest is high elf territory.
**[08:19] Cayna**
What should I be afraid of?
**[08:21] Mye**
W-Well, we weren't talking about that.
**[08:23] Lonti**
Yes...
**[08:30] Mye**
I-I've never seen a Cerberus before.
**[08:34] Cayna**
Oh, don't even worry. The beasts and stuff
will stay away with Cerberwoof around.
**[08:40] Mye**
I-I see. Cerberwoof...
**[08:43] Lonti**
I think I'm more scared of
Cerberus than any bea—
**[08:47] Lonti**
Eek! N-No, never mind!
**[08:49] Cayna**
Go on, eat.
**[08:53] Mye and Lonti**
Th-Thank you for the food.
**[08:57] Mye and Lonti**
It's good!
**[08:59] Lonti**
By the way...
**[09:01] Lonti**
What quest are you doing, Miss Cayna?
**[09:04] Cayna**
I'm hunting some horned bears.
**[09:05] Lonti**
Oh, I see.
**[09:07] Lonti**
Wait.
**[09:09] Lonti and Mye**
You're hunting horned bears?!
**[09:11] Cayna**
Apparently a place called Inaba's Rabbit
or something wanted some horned bear meat.
**[09:16] Lonti**
Inaba's Rabbit?
**[09:18] Mye**
I've never heard of it.
**[09:20] Lonti**
Do you mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit?
**[09:23] Mye**
Oh.
**[09:24] Cayna**
Yeah, that's it! It was something like that.
**[09:27] Cayna**
And I'm stuffed!
**[09:30] Cayna**
Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.
**[09:33] Mye and Lonti**
What?
**[09:34] Cayna**
Cerberwoof, make sure you
watch over those two.
**[09:37] Mye**
What is she getting ready for?
**[09:39] Lonti**
I honestly have no idea
what Miss Cayna is thinking.
**[09:47] Mye**
What was that?
**[09:48] Lonti**
I-I'm not sure!
**[09:58] Lonti**
Miss Cayna!
**[09:59] Mye**
Did something happen?
**[10:03] Cayna**
Yup. Just the right temperature.
**[10:08] Cayna**
Hey, ready for bath time?
**[10:10] Mye**
Huh?
**[10:11] Lonti**
B-Bath time?
**[10:12] Cayna**
Come on, it's going to get cold.
**[10:16] Lonti**
B-But...
**[10:19] Lonti**
M-Mye?
**[10:21] Mye**
Let's not waste this opportunity, Lonti.
**[10:24] Lonti**
Huh? What?!
**[10:30] Mye**
I see. So you used explosion magic
to open a hole in the ground,
**[10:35] Mye**
rearranged the stones from the riverbank
into bricks and stacked them together,
**[10:38] Mye**
then drew water from the river
and warmed it with magic.
**[10:44] Cayna**
Pretty much.
**[10:45] Lonti**
Y-You make it sound so easy, but most
people wouldn't be able to do this.
**[10:50] Mye**
It's no surprise that you're
High Priest Skargo's mother.
**[10:55] Cayna**
You know Skargo, Mye?
**[10:57] Mye**
Wh-Why, yes! I see him sometimes when I go
**[11:02] Mye**
visit the church.
**[11:04] Cayna**
Don't tell me Skargo tried to put
his mitts on you when you visited.
**[11:09] Mye**
Wh-What?!
**[11:10] Lonti**
Huh?! Wait, did he, Mye?!
**[11:13] Lonti**
Master Skargo?
**[11:14] Cayna**
I guess I'll need to discipline
him when I get home.
**[11:17] Mye**
Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea!
**[11:19] Mye**
He just gives me advice shometimes!
**[11:28] Cayna**
Oho, Mye... Looks like you've
got the hots for my boy.
**[11:33] Lonti**
Huh?!
**[11:35] Cayna**
Guess I'm right.
**[11:36] Lonti**
Wait, really?!
**[11:38] Cayna**
First, he gives you gentle guidance
after you ask for advice,
**[11:41] Cayna**
then his sweet words hit you right in the
heart as you're entranced by his beauty.
**[11:46] Cayna**
Oh, to be young!
**[11:48] Lonti**
I-I can't believe Mye is reacting like this.
**[11:52] Lonti**
So you must have lied to me when
**[11:54] Lonti**
we were talking about relationships before
and you said there wasn't anyone you liked!
**[11:58] Mye**
Well, how in the world am I even
s-supposed to say something like that?
**[12:03] Lonti**
Then you should've said something to the
queen before any betrothal talks happ—
**[12:09] Mye**
Shh! Shh!
**[12:12] Cayna**
Ah, so you really are a princess.
**[12:15] Mye**
Oh, no! She found out!
**[12:17] Lonti**
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
**[12:21] Cayna**
Falling in love isn't a bad thing.
**[12:24] Cayna**
Actually, it's pretty important.
**[12:27] Mye**
I-Is it? Um, do you have any
objections if we start a courtship?
**[12:32] Lonti**
Courtship?!
**[12:33] Mye**
I mean! I have absolutely no plans
to start one! Not in the least!
**[12:38] Cayna**
I'm definitely not going to get in your way.
**[12:40] Cayna**
Skargo's all grown up.
**[12:43] Mye**
I-I see...
**[12:44] Cayna**
Not to mention, Mai-Mai has two kids in
Helshper and is on husband number two!
**[12:50] Cayna**
My kids are free to do whatever they want.
**[12:54] Cayna**
"If you want my daughter's heart,
then you'll have to defeat me first!"
**[13:00] Cayna**
Man, I wish I could've said that!
**[13:05] Mye and Lonti**
* No one in this world could*
* defeat this mother.*
**[13:11] Mye**
Looks like the "baring our bodies and
souls" mission has been compweted.
**[13:28] Cayna**
Come on, you two.
It's totally safe. Come on over.
**[13:31] Lonti**
S-Safe?
**[13:33] Mye**
W-We won't be eaten?
**[13:36] Cayna**
I'm the one who summoned this white dragon.
It's completely obedient to me.
**[13:44] Cayna**
Paw.
**[13:47] Cayna**
Now the other paw.
**[13:51] Cayna**
Heel.
**[13:56] Cayna**
Watch closely, now.
**[13:58] Cayna**
Now, beg!
**[14:04] Lonti**
Watch...
**[14:05] Mye**
...closely?
**[14:07] Cayna**
See?
**[14:08] Lonti**
Y-Yes...
**[14:09] Mye**
We definitely saw.
**[14:16] Cayna**
See? Isn't he nice and soft?
**[14:19] Mye**
Y-Yes.
**[14:20] Lonti**
Very.
**[14:22] Cayna**
Was this your first time seeing one?
**[14:25] Lonti**
O-Of course it was!
**[14:28] Mye**
Of course! Other than my father's, at least!
**[14:31] Cayna**
Your father?
**[14:33] Mye**
A-And my little brother's...
**[14:36] Cayna**
Well, I mean I guess they are beasts.
**[14:38] Mye and lonti**
B-Bea—?!
**[14:40] Cayna**
Dragons.
**[14:42] Mye and Lonti**
Dragons?
**[14:44] Cayna**
Huh?
**[14:44] Mye**
Y-Y-Y-Yes, of course! Dragons!
I'd only heard tales of them before.
**[14:50] Lonti**
M-Me, too.
**[14:52] Cayna**
Tales?
**[14:53] Mye**
The knight leader told me about them once.
**[14:56] Mye**
He mentioned there was a dragon protecting
some ancient ruins he had visited before.
**[15:02] Lonti**
That's what I heard, too.
**[15:04] Cayna**
Has this knight leader
been around for a while?
**[15:08] Mye**
He only took the position a few years
ago, so I'm not sure of his age,
**[15:14] Mye**
but he's a dragoid.
**[15:16] Cayna**
Huh... Is he strong?
**[15:19] Mye**
He is. He can easily split a stone in two!
**[15:23] Cayna**
Oh?
**[15:25] Cayna**
Do you get to go outside like this
often when you're at the Academy?
**[15:29] Lonti**
Not exactly.
**[15:31] Lonti**
We do collect medicinal herbs and hunt
small critters from time to time,
**[15:36] Lonti**
but we usually return the same day.
**[15:38] Cayna**
Do you get to go, Mye?
**[15:40] Mye**
As long as I have a bodyguard, yes.
**[15:44] Cayna**
I see. That must be rough.
**[15:48] Mye**
I consider myself lucky for even
being able to attend the Academy.
**[15:51] Cayna**
I see.
**[15:54] Cayna**
Oh, yeah.
**[15:55] Cayna**
Lonti, is Primo escaping much lately?
**[15:59] Mye**
Primo?
**[16:01] Lonti**
She means the prince.
**[16:03] Mye**
She does?
**[16:04] Lonti**
On the day that the prince escaped,
**[16:06] Lonti**
we happened to run into
Miss Cayna, and she caught him.
**[16:10] Lonti**
She overheard me almost say
"Prince," and that's how...
**[16:15] Mye**
...she got "Primo"?
**[16:16] Lonti**
Yes.
**[16:19] Cayna**
I can walk on walls and on water.
There's nothing I can't catch!
**[16:24] Mye**
I would've loved to see that.
**[16:26] Mye**
Do you think I can learn to do that?
**[16:29] Cayna**
Well, walking on water is one thing,
**[16:32] Cayna**
but walking on walls is a
personally-crafted spell, so probably not.
**[16:36] Lonti**
Uh, M-Miss Cayna? Please stop
luring Mye down the wrong path!
**[16:41] Cayna**
Wrong path?
**[16:43] Cayna**
I'm not sure if I can teach you.
**[16:46] Cayna**
But if you want to learn,
you'll have to undergo a trial.
**[16:48] Mye and Lonti**
A trial?
**[16:50] Lonti**
You mean like... fight and defeat you?
**[16:55] Cayna**
Yeah, that's never happening.
**[16:57] Mye and Lonti**
Right...
**[17:08] Cayna**
Hup! Hi-yah!
**[17:16] Cayna**
Heh. There I go, kicking something
so insignificant again.
**[17:21] Lonti**
A-Are you all right, Mye? Hang in there!
**[17:25] Mye**
I-It usually takes a handful of knights
**[17:27] Mye**
to even have a chance at
defeating a horned bear.
**[17:31] Mye**
Yet she defeated it so easily!
**[17:33] Lonti**
Well, this is Miss Cayna we're talking about!
**[17:35] Mye**
Right...
**[17:37] Mye**
How does this not shock you, Lonti?
**[17:39] Lonti**
I-I think I just got tired of being surprised.
**[17:42] Mye**
I see what you mean.
***SIGN*** Item Box
***SIGN*** Horned Bear
**[17:47] Cayna**
There we go.
**[17:48] Cayna**
Now if we just deliver this to That Rabbit
Off Yonder, this quest is complete!
**[17:52] Kee**
*You mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit.*
**[17:54] Cayna**
They call it that sometimes, too.
**[17:56] Cayna**
All right. Let's head back to town.
**[18:04] Adventurer A**
Collecting ores and bodyguard duty?
**[18:06] Adventurer B**
The rewards sorta suck.
**[18:09] Adventurer C**
Aren't there more thrilling quests anywhere?
**[18:14] Cohral**
* The young lady who went hunting horned*
* bears should be coming back soon.*
**[18:20] Cohral**
*I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask her.*
**[18:22] Cohral**
* I tried using Search,*
* but I couldn't see her status or level.*
**[18:28] Cohral**
* Even if I'm wrong, she'll just*
* treat me like some weirdo.*
**[18:33] Cohral**
*All right.*
**[18:33] Shining Saber**
Pardon us.
**[18:43] Almana**
Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild, sir.
**[18:46] Almana**
How may I help you today?
**[18:48] Saber**
I'm searching for someone.
**[18:55] Saber**
Do you know anything?
**[18:56] Cohral**
Sh-Shining Saber?
**[18:59] Saber**
What? Indeed, I am Shining Saber.
**[19:03] Cohral**
From the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild!
**[19:06] Saber**
What?! You know of the
Silver Moon Horsemen Guild?
**[19:10] Saber and Cohral**
From the VRMMORPG, *Leadale*!
**[19:23] (Flashback) Saber**
Let's do this, Cohral!
**[19:24] (Flashback) Cohral**
Right behind you, Shining Saber!
**[19:28] Cohral**
Sub-Leader! It's you!
**[19:31] Saber**
Wait, are you Cohral?!
**[19:35] Cohral**
After they shut down *Leadale*...
**[19:40] Cohral**
Before I knew it, I ended up in this world.
**[19:45] Cohral**
*Where am I?*
**[19:47] Cohral**
*Am I inside* Leadale*? Ow!*
**[19:51] Cohral**
*This isn't a dream!*
**[19:57] Cohral**
*Uh, hey. Hello?*
**[19:59] Cohral**
* I don't see the admin, my guild members,*
* or anyone else. What is this?*
**[20:03] Cohral**
*What the hell is going on?*
**[20:08] Cohral**
I survived as an adventurer,
**[20:10] Cohral**
and this is the first time
I've run into someone I know!
**[20:13] Saber**
Ten years... That long?
**[20:16] Saber**
It's only been about three years for me,
**[20:18] Saber**
but this is the first time I've
run into someone I know, too.
**[20:22] Cohral**
Sub-Leader!
**[20:24] Saber**
Cohral!
**[20:28] Saber**
This is great!
**[20:40] Lopus**
Yeah, I definitely made
something else entirely.
**[20:44] Lopus**
I really wanted to recreate
what she made, but...
**[20:47] Lopus**
These should've been the right ingredients, too.
**[21:10] Lopus**
Guess I'll start all over again.
**[21:21] Lopus**
Wh-What the?!
# E8 - A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VGZV/a-battle-a-victory-a-conversation-and-information)
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**[00:09] Mye**
Miss Cayna seems to be having fun.
**[00:11] Lonti**
Indeed.
**[00:16] Cayna**
What's wrong?
**[00:21] Cayna**
Are you saying we should head back right away?
**[00:26] Cayna**
Let's hurry.
**[00:27] Mye**
Huh?
**[00:28] Lonti**
What's wrong, Miss Cayna?
**[00:30] Cayna**
There's a possibility something bad
is going on at the royal capital.
**[00:34] Lonti and Mye**
Huh?
**[00:35] Cayna**
Summoning Magic!
**[00:43] Cayna**
Therwolf!
**[00:49] Cayna**
Get on!
**[01:05] Sailor**
What the heck is that?
***SIGN*** A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
***SIGN*** A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
**[02:56] Townspeople**
Run away!
**[03:00] Shining Saber**
You two go help get the citizens to safety.
**[03:03] Subordinates**
Yes, sir.
**[03:05] Cohral**
What are you gonna do?
**[03:06] Shining Saber**
What else?
**[03:11] Shining Saber**
I'm gonna pulverize it!
**[03:13] Cohral**
But that's an Event Monster!
**[03:15] Shining Saber**
To defeat it, we'd probably need at least
200 players who are at level 300 or above.
**[03:21] Cohral**
Yet you're gonna fight it?
**[03:22] Shining Saber**
I'm the leader of the knights!
**[03:24] Shining Saber**
I take pride in being one of the
knights who protect this kingdom!
**[03:27] Shining Saber**
If I don't fight now, when will I?
**[03:30] Cohral**
You...
**[03:37] Mai-Mai**
Big Brother! Kartatz!
**[03:39] Skargo**
Mai-Mai, Lopus.
**[03:41] Kartatz**
Thank goodness you're safe.
**[03:43] Skargo**
Are the students at the Academy all right?
**[03:44] Mai-Mai**
I've had them all take shelter.
What about the rest of the citizens?
**[03:48] Skargo**
The king and premier dispatched the knights.
They're heading to them right now.
**[03:53] Lopus**
I'm sorry. I had no idea I'd
end up making that thing.
**[03:57] Kartatz**
So that monster's your doing?
**[04:00] Lopus**
It was an accident!
**[04:01] Mai-Mai**
Hold on a sec. You can explain later.
We have to do something about that thing.
**[04:05] Kartatz**
Well, this ain't good. That thing's
definitely way stronger than us.
**[04:09] Mai-Mai**
Stop thinking, start acting.
**[04:11] Mai-Mai**
We're going to at least get that
thing's attention, Kartatz.
**[04:15] Skargo**
Hold on, Little Sister.
**[04:18] Skargo**
If we get that thing's attention,
**[04:20] Skargo**
it's probably going to go after
the thing that's right behind us.
**[04:24] Mai-Mai**
Oh, the castle...
**[04:26] Mai-Mai**
Th-Then what are we supposed to do?
**[04:29] Mai-Mai**
Should we just sit here twiddling our
thumbs as that thing destroys the city?
**[04:41] Shining Saber**
Cohral?
**[04:42] Cohral**
I'll hang with you. I don't
mind stupid suicide attacks.
**[04:46] Shining Saber**
Thanks. I owe you one!
**[04:48] Shining Saber**
I'll buy you a drink once all this is over.
**[04:51] Cohral**
Sounds great. A drink that's not
on my dime tastes way better!
**[04:57] Shining Saber**
Let's go!
**[04:58] Cohral**
Yeah!
**[05:01] Shining Saber**
That thing's giant! Let's knock it
on the head and flip it backwards!
**[05:05] Cohral**
Yeah, I know!
**[05:06] Shining Saber**
Weapon Skill: Double Crush!
**[05:09] Cohral**
Weapon Skill: Pike Ring Attack!
**[05:25] Mai-Mai**
Who was that?
**[05:26] Skargo**
One of them is the leader of the knights.
**[05:28] Skargo**
I don't know who the other one is.
**[05:35] Shining Saber**
Damn it! How the hell are
we supposed to predict that?
**[05:38] Shining Saber**
Hey, Cohral! You alive?
**[05:43] Cohral**
Yeah, I'm alive...
**[05:46] Shining Saber**
Get a hold of yourself.
**[05:48] Cohral**
M-Must be nice being over level 400...
**[05:52] Cohral**
I know I've got less than 20% of my HP left.
**[05:54] Shining Saber**
If you can't deal, then just rest.
I'll take care of things.
**[05:58] Cohral**
You've gotta be kidding me.
**[06:04] Shining Saber**
That thing barely lost
any HP from our attacks.
**[06:10] Cohral**
Even though I basically risked
my life on that attack.
**[06:15] Shining Saber**
Guess we're just gonna
have to charge it again.
**[06:18] Cohral**
Yeah...
**[06:20] Shining Saber**
Even though it may only
end in a draw at best!
**[06:36] Man A**
What the?!
**[06:37] Man B**
What was that?
**[06:39] Mai-Mai**
Thank goodness.
**[06:40] Kartatz**
Hoo boy. Looks like we're saved.
**[06:43] Man C**
What?
**[06:44] Woman A**
Wh-What's going on?
**[06:46] Skargo**
It means that this threat
is no longer a threat.
**[07:12] Shining Saber**
The highest-level lightning and flame magic...
**[07:16] Cohral**
Yeah. Those spells were
definitely cast by a player.
**[07:20] Shining Saber**
By another player?
**[07:22] Cohral**
Yeah.
**[07:29] Cayna**
Man... Who the heck activated
an Event Monster?
**[07:38] Cayna**
I see. So that's what's going on.
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[07:47] Cayna**
To think that an Event Monster
was placed in this riverbank.
**[07:52] Kee**
* The items that activated it*
* are oksorre root, logga eyes,*
**[07:56] Kee**
*and nweve tongue combined into a liquid.*
**[07:59] Cayna**
* So they just got "lucky" when they*
* combined all those rare ingredients.*
**[08:02] Cayna**
* I see. So we're dealing with*
* a bunch of coincidences.*
**[08:07] Cohral**
Looks like the girlie over
there can see it, too.
**[08:10] Shining Saber**
Yeah, the mother of the High
Priest with the mother complex.
**[08:15] Cayna**
Mai-Mai.
**[08:16] Mai-Mai**
Y-Yes! What is it, Mother?
**[08:19] Cayna**
Seal off this area so no
one can set foot in it.
**[08:23] Cayna**
If something like that happens again...
**[08:25] Mai-Mai**
Wh-What are you going to
do if it does happen again?
**[08:29] Cayna**
To ensure that thing doesn't
fall into the wrong hands,
**[08:31] Cayna**
I'm going to blast the whole
riverbank into the river.
**[08:35] Mai-Mai**
Understood! I will set up a barrier,
**[08:38] Mai-Mai**
and anyone who comes near it will
be thrown into a cell immediately.
**[08:45] Shining Saber**
We should probably get going,
Your Highness. Your father is worried.
**[08:49] Mye**
I am very sorry. I was careless.
**[08:52] Lonti**
I-I'm sorry...
**[08:54] Cayna**
The next time you want a bodyguard,
**[08:56] Cayna**
make sure you bring a reward and
go through the Adventurers' Guild.
**[08:59] Mye**
What?! You're going to charge us?
**[09:03] Cayna**
I accepted this time for Lonti's sake,
**[09:05] Cayna**
but I'm not kidnapping a
princess for a second time.
**[09:09] Lonti**
You're rather calculating.
Impressive, Miss Cayna.
**[09:13] Cayna**
I'd prefer to get money from Agaido.
**[09:17] Mye**
Thank you for everything.
**[09:26] Skargo**
Mother Dearest.
**[09:32] Skargo**
Here.
**[09:38] Cayna**
Isn't this...
**[09:39] Cayna**
Orichalcum? Why are you giving it to me?
**[09:42] Skargo**
That monster earlier dropped it.
**[09:45] Skargo**
The two who fought the monster
said they didn't want it,
**[09:50] Skargo**
so it's being offered to you.
**[09:52] Cohral**
We don't have the skills to work with that,
**[09:54] Cohral**
so we figured you could have it,
since you defeated that thing.
**[09:59] Cayna**
Really? Then I'll make you something.
**[10:02] Cohral**
Huh? For me?
**[10:04] Cayna**
I mean, I have plenty of weapons.
**[10:06] Cayna**
You can have it as thanks
for fighting that monster.
**[10:11] Cayna**
You don't seem to have a sword.
Do you want one?
**[10:14] Cohral**
S-Sure. Okay, thanks.
**[10:17] Cohral**
Also, the leader of the knights and
I want to talk to you about something.
**[10:22] Cohral**
Would we be able to meet up tomorrow?
**[10:25] Cayna**
Sure. Then let's meet at the colosseum at noon.
**[10:28] Cohral**
All right.
**[10:29] Cayna**
Okay, I'll be going now.
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[10:32] Sign**
m 182 128 l 243 341 392 296 326 96
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
***SIGN*** Fire Lizard Sword
***SIGN*** High Potion
***SIGN*** Candy
***SIGN*** Lantern
***SIGN*** Fairy King Robe
**[10:34] Cayna**
Hey, Kartatz. Take me to this
Inaba's Black Rabbit place.
**[10:39] Kartatz**
The what?
**[10:40] Lonti**
Miss Cayna, it's The White-Tailed Black Rabbit.
**[10:43] Cayna**
Oh, was it?
**[10:45] Kartatz**
Why do you wanna go there?
**[10:47] Cayna**
I took on a quest to get
some horned bear meat.
**[10:50] Cayna**
I've got the meat, so I wanted
to deliver it to them.
**[10:53] Kartatz**
Also, why was the princess with you?
**[10:57] Cayna**
Um... Just because?
**[10:59] Kartatz**
Really, Mum?
**[11:04] Shining Saber**
Cohral! Hit 'em with all you've got!
**[11:05] Cohral**
All right! I was really lonely!
**[11:15] Shining Saber**
Allow me to properly introduce myself.
**[11:17] Shining Saber**
I am Shining Saber.
**[11:20] Shining Saber**
I'm level 427.
**[11:22] Shining Saber**
I'm currently the leader of
the knights in Felskeilo,
**[11:26] Shining Saber**
but I was originally the sub-leader
of the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild.
**[11:29] Cayna**
Wait, the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild?
**[11:32] Cayna**
You mean Kyotaro's guild?!
**[11:36] Shining Saber**
You knew our guild master?
**[11:39] Cayna**
Yeah, uh, sort of.
**[11:42] Cohral**
I also belonged to the same guild.
**[11:44] Cohral**
I'm Cohral, and I'm level 392.
**[11:47] Cayna**
I'm Cayna. I belong to
the guild Cream Cheese.
**[11:52] Cayna**
* Okay, yeah. They've definitely*
* heard about my guild.*
**[11:56] Cohral**
Isn't Cream Cheese
**[11:58] Cohral**
the guild where all the members are
OP and have Game Master credentials?
**[12:02] Shining Saber**
Wait, wait.
**[12:03] Shining Saber**
You knew our guild master, you're a high elf,
and you belong to Cream Cheese?!
**[12:08] Shining Saber**
Doesn't that mean you're...
the Silver Ring Witch?!
**[12:12] Cayna**
Correct, my good sir.
**[12:14] Sign**
m 204 145 l 206 168 262 166 259 146
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
***SIGN*** Item Box
**[12:15] Sign**
m 201 146 l 260 146 260 151 249 152 249 158 253 167 208 168
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
**[12:16] Sign**
m 204 146 l 246 146 255 167 205 170
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
**[12:16] Sign**
m 203 147 l 260 145 261 150 250 151 248 158 255 163 258 166 207 168
***SIGN*** Arcal Staff
**[12:16] Sign**
m 202 147 l 261 147 263 165 205 168
**[12:18] Cohral**
Wait, an Arcal Staff?
What are you gonna do with that?
**[12:22] Cayna**
I hate that dishonorable
Silver Ring whatever name.
**[12:27] Cayna**
If you call me that again...
**[12:30] Cayna**
I'll crush you without warning.
**[12:33] Cohral**
All right, all right!
Stop looking at us like that!
**[12:37] Cayna**
Well, whatever.
**[12:42] Cayna**
Oh, yeah. Cohral...
**[12:45] Cayna**
The thing I promised you yesterday...
**[12:49] Cayna**
Here you go.
**[12:50] Cohral**
Wow, this is pretty impressive.
Let's see those stats...
**[12:56] Cohral**
What the hell is this?!
**[12:58] Shining Saber**
Ooh, what? What'd you get?
**[13:02] Shining Saber**
Valhalla?! That's, like,
the best sword you can get!
**[13:06] Cayna**
I just happened to have some
diamond and corundum on me,
**[13:08] Cayna**
so I just made the best thing
I could with what I had on hand.
**[13:12] Shining Saber and Cohral**
This goes way beyond
"the best thing you could make"!
**[13:15] Cayna**
Heh.
**[13:16] Shining Saber**
Man, I'm so friggin' jealous!
**[13:19] Shining Saber**
Hey, don't you have another one?
**[13:22] Cayna**
You already have a pretty impressive weapon.
**[13:24] Shining Saber**
This is just issued to the knights!
**[13:26] Cayna**
I'd love to make you something,
but I don't have the materials.
**[13:30] Shining Saber**
F-Fine, I guess I'll give up on that,
**[13:33] Shining Saber**
but we'd like to exchange some information.
**[13:36] Shining Saber**
I've only been in this world
for about three years.
**[13:39] Cohral**
I've been here ten.
**[13:41] Cayna**
I've only been here about two months.
**[13:44] Cayna**
Hey, why did *Leadale* end service?
**[13:47] Shining Saber**
Why?
**[13:49] Cayna**
Well, I ended up dying IRL while playing
the game, so I have no idea what happened.
**[13:54] Cohral**
Huh, I see.
**[13:57] Shining Saber and Cohral**
Wait, you're a ghost?!
**[13:59] Cayna**
Who are you calling a ghost? Rude.
**[14:02] Cohral**
Oh, I get it.
**[14:04] Cohral**
There was a rumor going around that
someone died while playing the game.
**[14:07] Cohral**
That must've been you, huh?
**[14:08] Cayna**
Wait, what? That became a rumor?
**[14:11] Shining Saber**
Yeah. About six months after that rumor
started going around, *Leadale* ended service.
**[14:18] Shining Saber**
I'm not sure if it actually has to do
with the fact that you died, though.
**[14:21] Cayna**
I see. I guess I'll just have
to get more details
**[14:25] Cayna**
when my Li'l Fairy's
able to actually speak.
**[14:28] Shining Saber and Cohral**
Li'l... Fairy?
**[14:33] Shining Saber and Cohral**
The hell is that?!
**[14:36] Cayna**
I guess players can see her.
**[14:40] Shining Saber**
Aw, come on out, Li'l Fairy. Wittle fairy...
**[14:45] Cohral**
You're creepy, dude.
**[14:46] Cayna**
This fairy is something that the player
Opuskettenshultheimer left behind for me.
**[14:55] Cohral**
Opus? Never heard of him.
**[14:58] Cayna**
Otherwise known as *Leadale*'s Kongming.
**[15:01] Cohral**
Ugh, that dude.
**[15:03] Cayna**
You've heard of him?
**[15:05] Cohral**
A whole damn log came rolling down,
and as soon as I dodged that,
**[15:07] Cohral**
one of the ropes dangling
from it snagged my leg,
**[15:09] Cohral**
and I got dragged to the edge of a ravine.
**[15:11] Cohral**
Then he just kicked me into it, and I died.
**[15:20] Cohral**
You, too?!
**[15:22] Shining Saber and Cohral**
We both share the same pain!
**[15:25] Cayna**
What kind of bit is this?
**[15:28] Cayna**
Okay, we done playing games?
**[15:31] Cayna**
Let's hurry up and get these
friend requests over with.
**[15:34] Shining Saber and Cohral**
S-Sure...
***SIGN*** Friend
***SIGN*** Cohral
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Blue Kingdom of Aulzelie
***SIGN*** You've received a friend request from Cohral. Will you accept?
**[15:38] Cayna**
Now we can contact each other wherever we are.
**[15:40] Cayna**
Oh, yeah. If you know anything about the
Guardian Towers, I'd love to hear it.
**[15:45] Cohral**
Well...
**[15:48] Cohral**
I know. Hey, Cayna.
**[15:50] Cohral**
Would you be willing to trade some skills
for info on the Guardian Towers?
**[15:53] Cayna**
Skills? Like what?
**[15:57] Cohral**
Recovery magic.
**[15:59] Cayna and Shining Saber**
You don't have any?
**[16:00] Shining Saber**
I've never seen a player not have that,
considering you get it doing a simple event.
**[16:07] Cohral**
Shut up.
**[16:09] Cayna**
Well, sure. As long as the info is decent.
**[16:13] Cohral**
Hell yeah!
**[16:14] Shining Saber**
What are you, a kid?
**[16:16] Cayna**
I'm guessing you know something.
**[16:21] Cohral**
I heard someone saw a palace in the middle
of the sea right by this fishing village.
**[16:26] Cohral**
That's gotta be some decent info, right?
**[16:29] Cayna**
If it's in the sea, I guess
it might be Liothek's place.
**[16:32] Cohral**
Hey!
**[16:33] Cayna**
Oh, right. I'll give you recovery magic.
**[16:37] Cayna**
Here's Simple Substance Recovery Dewl.
**[16:41] Cohral**
Install!
**[16:44] Cohral**
Doot-do-do! Now I've got
recovery magic! Thanks!
**[16:49] Shining Saber**
You don't seem too happy to hear
it's in the sea. Can you not swim?
**[16:53] Cayna**
Well, actually, yeah.
**[16:56] Cayna**
But I can figure that out
with magic, so that's fine.
**[17:01] Cayna**
But out of the Skill Masters,
**[17:03] Cayna**
Liothek loved to collect creepily cute
and downright grotesque things.
**[17:08] Shining Saber**
Yikes...
**[17:09] Cayna**
I was just imagining what kind of creepy
crawlies I might find and got depressed.
**[17:14] Shining Saber**
Whoops, I gotta get back to the castle.
Cayna, contact me if you need anything.
**[17:21] Cohral**
Same here. Thanks.
**[17:24] Cohral**
See you again at the Guild.
**[17:26] Cayna**
Yeah, see you.
**[17:28] Shining Saber**
Hey, wanna trade me your
Valhalla for my sword?
**[17:31] Cohral**
Like hell I will.
**[17:33] Cayna**
They seem pretty close. I'm jealous.
**[17:39] Cayna**
Aw, are you consoling me? Thanks.
**[17:43] Kee**
*Incoming from behind.*
**[17:49] Cayna**
H-Huh?
**[17:52] Cayna**
Skargo?!
**[17:53] Cayna**
Whoopsie. Y-You okay?
**[17:57] Kee**
*That was a little late.*
**[18:00] Skargo**
Are you safe, Mother Dearest?
**[18:03] Cayna**
Huh?
**[18:04] Skargo**
I heard you were having a rendezvous
with some men, so I, Skargo,
**[18:08] Skargo**
was ready to lay down my life to rescue you!
**[18:11] Cayna**
Uh, Skargo...
**[18:13] Skargo**
What did those men threaten you with?!
**[18:16] Skargo**
Not to mention! Ah! Not to mention!
**[18:19] Skargo**
One of them was the leader of the knights!
**[18:22] Skargo**
I will never let a scoundrel like
that have my mother dearest's hand!
**[18:26] Skargo**
Curse you, Shining Saber!
**[18:29] Skargo**
How dare you ignore all the other ladies
**[18:31] Skargo**
and try to lay your mitts on my mother dearest?!
**[18:34] Skargo**
And you have the nerve to call
yourself a kni— Mother Dearest?
**[18:38] Cayna**
Yes?
**[18:41] Skargo**
Wh-What do you intend to do with
that Arcal Staff you're holding up?
**[18:45] Cayna**
Well, what comes up must come down.
**[18:48] Skargo**
I can't shake the feeling that
I happen to be right below it.
**[18:52] Cayna**
What a coincidence. But I think it'll actually
quiet things down, so it's sorta perfect.
**[18:58] Skargo**
I'm so sorry!
**[19:00] Cayna**
As long as you understand.
**[19:02] Skargo**
Huh? You're not going to hit me?
**[19:04] Skargo**
Has something happened, Mother Dearest?
**[19:07] Cayna**
No, not really.
**[19:11] Cayna**
Well, I'm gonna go now.
Make sure you actually do your job.
**[19:15] Skargo**
O-Of course. Oh, and Mother Dearest...
**[19:19] Skargo**
I just obtained some excellent tea.
Will you join me for some?
**[19:25] Cayna**
Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt.
**[19:34] Cayna**
* It looks like he's absolutely oblivious*
* to how the princess feels about him.*
**[19:39] Cayna**
*Mye's got a long road ahead of her.*
**[19:46] Mai-Mai**
What? You're leaving on another journey?
**[19:49] Cayna**
Yeah. I need to look for the
Palace of the Dragon King.
**[19:52] Cayna**
Did you hear that the knights
of both Felskeilo and Helshper
**[19:54] Cayna**
were going to work together
to take care of the bandits?
**[19:58] Mai-Mai**
Yes.
**[19:59] Cayna**
Apparently, they're leaving in two days,
**[20:02] Cayna**
so I was going to ask if I could
travel with them for part of the way.
**[20:08] Mai-mai**
Say, Mother. Why don't you
settle down somewhere?
**[20:12] Cayna**
Settle down?
**[20:13] Mai-Mai**
You can't keep wandering around forever.
**[20:16] Cayna**
Settle down... Settle down, huh?
That might be a good idea.
**[20:22] Cayna**
* If I'm gonna live somewhere, though,*
* it's gotta be that village.*
**[20:30] Silver Tower Guardian**
Yo, yo, yo. It's been forever.
**[20:35] Silver Tower Guardian**
You really do love to
leave a guardian hanging.
**[20:40] Cayna**
I guess you're telling me
that you don't want any MP.
**[20:44] Silver Tower Guardian**
Of course I do. Man, you're sadistic, Master.
**[20:48] Cayna**
Why do you keep talking like that?
**[20:53] Cayna**
Here, have some MP.
**[20:57] Silver Tower guardian**
Man, I feel alive again. That hit the spot.
**[21:00] Cayna**
Please don't sound like some
old guy relaxing in the bath.
**[21:03] Cayna**
Oh, hey. Do you know what happened
to this world 200 years ago?
**[21:09] Silver Tower Guardian**
I only know what I heard
from the other guardians,
**[21:12] Silver Tower Guardian**
but basically,
**[21:14] Silver Tower Guardian**
all I know is that most of the masters
said goodbye to their guardians.
**[21:18] Cayna**
Hm, well, yeah... There was no helping that.
**[21:24] Silver Tower Guardian**
Hey, Master. Don't leave me hanging again.
**[21:28] Cayna**
Don't worry. I'll keep coming
by every now and then.
**[21:33] Cayna**
Probably.
**[21:34] Silver Tower Guardian**
Huh?
**[21:41] Lytt**
Hup... Hup!
**[21:46] Lytt**
There we go.
**[21:57] Lytt**
Miss!
**[22:05] Cayna**
Have you been well, Lytt?
**[22:08] Lytt**
Yeah!
# E9 - Another Visit, a Mermaid, a Misunderstanding, and Zombies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEPKQ7/another-visit-a-mermaid-a-misunderstanding-and-zombies)
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**[00:00] Cayna**
Have you been well, Lytt?
**[00:02] Lytt**
Yes!
**[00:05] Lytt**
Since you hadn't shown up for so long,
**[00:07] Lytt**
I was about to tell everyone
that you're the bad witch.
**[00:15] Cayna**
I promised I'd come see you, didn't I?
**[00:17] Lytt**
Yeah!
**[00:18] Marelle**
Well, if it isn't Cayna.
**[00:21] Cayna**
Hello, Marelle. It's been a while.
**[00:24] Marelle**
Welcome, welcome.
You're spending the night, aren't you?
**[00:27] Cayna**
That's the plan. Do you have a room available?
**[00:30] Marelle**
But of course!
**[00:31] Marelle**
I guess this means
**[00:32] Marelle**
that tonight, we celebrate our
three-month reunion with Cayna...
**[00:35] Marelle**
with a feast!
**[00:38] Cayna**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Another Visit, a Mermaid, a Misunderstanding, and Zombies
***SIGN*** Another Visit, a Mermaid, a Misunderstanding, and Zombies
**[02:25] Cayna**
I have a headache and heartburn...
**[02:28] Kee**
*Those would be, yet again, hangover symptoms.*
**[02:30] Cayna**
I know, okay?
**[02:32] Cayna**
I keep swearing this to myself,
**[02:34] Cayna**
but I'm really never, ever, ever going
to drink alcohol ever again!
**[02:42] Cayna**
What?!
**[02:43] Lottor**
I swear I heard it!
**[02:46] Lottor**
Last night! I heard it on the way home!
**[02:50] Marelle**
But, Lottor, you were pretty plastered.
**[02:54] Lottor**
That may be true, but my
ears have yet to deceive me!
**[02:59] Lytt**
Oh, miss.
**[03:02] Marelle**
You're finally awake. It's noon already.
**[03:05] Cayna**
My head is pounding.
**[03:08] Luine**
I see you still can't hold your liquor.
**[03:12] Lottor**
Thanks for last night, Cayna! I managed
to get some great booze because of you.
**[03:17] Villager A**
Yeah, thanks!
**[03:18] Villager B**
It was a lot of fun!
**[03:19] Cayna**
That's great and all...
but what are you all doing?
**[03:24] Lottor**
You see, the well...
**[03:25] Cayna**
What about the well?
**[03:26] Lottor**
For a while now, we've been hearing
moaning coming from it at night.
**[03:30] Lottor**
Actually, it might be more like singing.
**[03:33] Cayna**
Singing?
**[03:39] Cayna**
*Singing from the well?*
**[03:41] Cayna**
*Was there ever a quest like that?*
**[03:43] Villager B**
It's really creepy.
**[03:46] Villager A**
We're so scared, we don't know what
we'll do if something's down there.
**[03:51] Cayna**
Then why don't I go down
there and check it out myself?
**[03:55] Lottor**
Would you?
**[03:56] Villager A**
That'd be great!
**[03:57] Marelle**
Are you sure you should be
making promises like that?
**[03:59] Cayna**
Yes. Everyone at this village
has helped me out a lot,
**[04:03] Cayna**
and I'll probably continue to be
in your care, so this is nothing.
**[04:06] Marelle**
Hm?
**[04:07] Cayna**
Er, it's nothing.
**[04:09] Cayna**
We can talk about that another time.
**[04:13] Lytt**
Miss, are you okay?
**[04:15] Cayna**
Yup, totally fine.
**[04:16] Cayna**
If I jump into some cold water,
I'm sure my hangover will go away.
**[04:19] Lytt**
That's not what I meant. I mean,
it seems pretty dangerous.
**[04:24] Cayna**
Don't worry. I'll take a guide with me.
**[04:28] Lytt**
A guide?
**[04:30] Cayna**
Just watch.
**[04:33] Cayna**
Summoning Magic: Load: Aqua Level 2.
**[04:41] Lottor**
You really are something.
**[04:43] Lytt**
Water fishies!
**[04:50] Lottor**
What the heck is that?
**[04:51] Luine**
I've never seen those clothes before.
**[04:53] Cayna**
This makes it easier to
move around in the water.
**[04:56] Cayna**
Okay, off I go.
**[05:09] Cayna**
*It's way colder than I thought it'd be.*
**[05:12] Kee**
* Water temperature is roughly*
* ten degrees Celsius.*
**[05:14] Kee**
*I presume it is newly melted snow.*
**[05:16] Cayna**
* Well, I'm definitely sober now.*
* I need to warm back up.*
**[05:20] Cayna**
*There we go.*
**[05:22] Cayna**
*Well? Do you sense anything?*
**[05:29] Cayna**
*Over there?*
**[05:40] Cayna**
*Kee, how far have we gone?*
**[05:43] Kee**
*Around 100 meters.*
**[05:48] Kee**
*There is a cavern above.*
**[05:50] Cayna**
*Yeah.*
**[06:04] Cayna**
Is someone here?
**[06:08] Cayna**
Summoning Magic: Load: Shye Level 7.
**[06:22] Mimily**
I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
**[06:25] Cayna**
A mermaid?
**[06:26] Mimily**
P-Please don't eat me!
**[06:29] Cayna**
I won't eat you!
**[06:31] Mimily**
Y-You won't?
**[06:33] Cayna**
Do I look like a mermaid
flesh enthusiast to you?
**[06:36] Mimily**
I... can't say that you don't...
**[06:39] Cayna**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[06:40] Mimily**
O-Of course you don't! Not at all!
**[06:42] Cayna**
That's better.
**[06:45] Mimily**
Huh?
**[06:47] Cayna**
Oh, they're just water spirits. Don't worry.
**[06:49] Mimily**
Th-The great guardian deities?!
P-Please excuse my rudeness!
**[06:53] Cayna**
The water spirits are your guardian deities?
**[06:58] Mimily**
In my village, legends said that
they took the shape of a whale.
**[07:02] Mimily**
I had no idea they were actually flying fish!
**[07:06] Cayna**
Okay, okay, I get it. Just calm down.
**[07:10] Mimily**
O-Okay...
**[07:12] Cayna**
I'm Cayna. What's your name?
**[07:14] Mimily**
I'm Mimily.
**[07:16] Cayna**
So what are you doing here, Mimily?
**[07:18] Cayna**
Don't mermaids usually live in the ocean?
**[07:21] Mimily**
Well... About a week ago, when I
was swimming near my village...
**[07:32] Mimily**
Huh?
**[07:45] Mimily**
And when I came to, this is where I was.
**[07:48] Cayna**
What ocean did you live in?
**[07:50] Mimily**
I'm not sure.
**[07:53] Mimily**
I just know that I lived deep in the ocean.
**[07:56] Cayna**
I see. That'll probably make
getting you home pretty difficult.
**[08:05] Mimily**
*There is a song*
**[08:11] Mimily**
*That you can only hear*
**[08:17] Mimily**
*On a night with shooting stars*
**[08:21] Mimily**
*The blue wave guides my fin*
**[08:29] Mimily**
*Back to my mother*
**[08:36] Cayna**
What's that?
**[08:37] Mimily**
The song of my homeland.
**[08:39] Mimily**
I miss it so much.
**[08:42] Mimily**
*Lullaby...*
**[08:45] Cayna**
* This must be the song they*
* were hearing from the well.*
**[08:48] Mimily**
*The gentle ocean embraces me...*
**[08:54] Cayna**
Okay, then let's do this.
**[08:56] Mimily**
Huh?
**[08:57] Cayna**
Are you okay being up on land?
**[08:59] Mimily**
Y-Yes, as long as there's
some water. Why do you ask?
**[09:05] Cayna**
I figured we'd have the village
let you stay there for a while.
**[09:09] Mimily**
Huh?!
**[09:09] Cayna**
Come on, here we go.
**[09:11] Mimily**
What?!
**[09:20] Marelle**
A mermaid?!
**[09:21] Cayna**
So, yeah. She's lost.
**[09:23] Cayna**
Would it be all right if she lived
in this village for a while?
**[09:27] Mimily**
I'm so sorry. I hope you don't mind.
**[09:30] Marelle**
Sure, I don't mind, but...
**[09:32] Luine**
How do mermaids live, anyway?
**[09:35] Lottor**
Will we be able to take care of her?
**[09:37] Cayna**
You don't need to worry so much.
**[09:40] Cayna**
She can eat the same things
everyone else does,
**[09:44] Cayna**
and she can take care of herself
as long as she has water.
**[09:48] Lottor**
Well, in that case...
**[09:51] Villager A**
Yeah, sure. Why not?
**[09:52] Villager B**
Yeah.
**[09:53] Marelle**
All right, Cayna.
**[09:55] Lytt**
It's nice to have you here, Miss Mermaid!
**[09:58] Mimily**
Yes, thank you very much.
**[10:05] Cayna**
I see. The public bath's a great idea.
**[10:10] Cayna**
How's the water?
**[10:11] Mimily**
It feels perfect.
**[10:12] Cayna**
So you're okay with it being warm?
**[10:15] Mimily**
This is perfectly fine.
**[10:17] Mimily**
But... are you sure it's really
okay for me to live here?
**[10:20] Marelle**
Sure. You won't have to worry
about water here, either.
**[10:24] Luine**
You don't need to be so modest.
**[10:25] Mimily**
Th-Thank you so much.
**[10:28] Cayna**
This is great.
**[10:29] Cayna**
Marelle, everyone, please
take good care of Mimily.
**[10:33] Marelle**
Leave it to us.
**[10:35] Village woman A**
We said we'd take care of her,
and we'll keep our word.
**[10:38] Village woman B**
Mimily's part of this village now.
**[10:41] Mimily**
Thank you so much.
From the bottom of my heart.
**[10:45] Cayna**
Well, I'm gonna go for now, but I'll be
back soon to see how things are going.
**[10:49] Mimily**
O-Okay.
**[10:50] Cayna**
I'll look for the mermaid village, too.
**[10:53] Mimily**
Thank you very much.
**[10:56] Lytt**
Come back soon, miss!
**[10:58] Cayna**
You bet I will.
**[11:02] Lytt**
But the royal capital's far away, isn't it?
**[11:05] Lytt**
It must be really hard
going back and forth.
**[11:09] Cayna**
Don't worry.
**[11:10] Cayna**
I told you, I'm a witch.
**[11:12] Cayna**
If I've been there before,
it doesn't matter how far away it is.
**[11:15] Cayna**
I can get there in an instant with magic.
**[11:17] Lytt**
Wow... You're amazing, miss!
**[11:21] Cayna**
I can even fly through the sky!
**[11:23] Lytt**
Wow...
**[11:25] Cayna**
Say, Lytt. Do you want to go flying sometime?
**[11:28] Lytt**
Huh? In the sky?
**[11:30] Cayna**
We can go on a nice day.
**[11:32] Cayna**
I bet you'll be able to see all kinds
of things, and it'll be really pretty.
**[11:37] Lytt**
Oh, but... my mom...
**[11:42] Cayna**
I'll make sure to ask her with you.
Let's go if she says it's okay.
**[11:49] Lytt**
O-Okay! It's a promise!
**[11:51] Cayna**
It sure is.
**[11:57] Mimily**
What even was that black hole?
**[12:10] Child A**
Hey, they're here!
**[12:11] Child B**
Wow!
**[12:19] Man A**
Yeah! It's the knights of Felskeilo!
**[12:21] Woman A**
Take care of those bandits for us!
**[12:24] Child A and B**
You've got this!
**[12:31] Shining Saber**
Have everyone get in the carriages.
We're going to pick up the pace.
**[12:33] Vice Captain**
Yes, sir.
**[12:35] Subordinate A**
Sir, take a look at this.
**[12:37] Shining Saber**
What?
**[12:38] Subordinate B**
Isn't that...
**[12:45] Cayna**
Heya.
**[12:46] Shining Saber**
What are you doing?
**[12:48] Shining Saber**
Were you gonna blast us from behind
if we messed up fighting the bandits?
**[12:54] Cayna**
Why would I have to act like some auditor?
**[12:58] Cayna**
I'm off to look for the
Palace of the Dragon King.
**[13:01] Shining Saber**
Oh, the thing Cohral mentioned.
**[13:03] Cayna**
So I figured I'd tag along
with you to that village.
**[13:07] Cayna**
It gets lonely being on the road all alone.
**[13:09] Shining Saber**
Sure, that's fine.
**[13:12] Shining Saber**
We were just about to pick up the pace.
**[13:15] Cayna**
Really? Well, let's see...
**[13:18] Cayna**
Then maybe I'll summon a therwolf.
**[13:28] Shining Saber**
You're in luck. I'll give you a ride myself.
**[13:30] Shining Saber**
Don't sweat it. This is to thank you
for taking care of that Event Monster.
**[13:35] Shining Saber**
What's the matter?
**[13:38] Shining Saber**
Ah...
**[13:41] Shining Saber**
* C-Crap. I probably could've given*
* her a ride some other way!*
**[13:46] Shining Saber**
*Why did I decide to carry her like a princess?!*
**[13:50] Shining Saber**
Um... Sorry about that.
I didn't think things through.
**[13:54] Cayna**
You were just trying to be nice.
Don't worry, I get it.
**[13:58] Shining Saber**
Well, then... Shall we?
**[14:05] Soldier A**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey, look.
***SIGN*** Is that the captain's girlfriend?
**[14:11] Cayna**
Shining Saber, you dummy!
**[14:14] Shining Saber**
S-Sorry... I didn't mean for this
to happen. I'm sorry regardless.
**[14:22] Vice Captain**
Sir, I had no idea you had a girlfriend.
**[14:24] Cayna**
Girlfriend?!
**[14:25] Shining Saber**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[14:27] Knight A**
Wait, you're dating?
**[14:30] Knight B**
You should've told us!
**[14:32] Shining Saber**
H-Hey...
**[14:33] Cayna**
Uh...
**[14:34] Vice Captain**
I didn't know you were
so lovey-dovey that you'd
**[14:36] Vice Captain**
bring her on an expedition with us.
**[14:38] Shining Saber**
Wait, wait, wait, wait! That's not it!
You've got the wrong idea!
**[14:42] Vice captain**
It's rude to deny your relationship
in front of others!
**[14:46] Vice captain**
Just go ahead and admit it already.
**[14:48] Knight A**
We give you our blessings!
**[14:50] Knight B**
Right, guys?
**[14:52] Knights**
Yeah!
**[14:57] Shining Saber**
What kind of monster grip do you have?!
**[14:59] Cayna**
Don't underestimate a Skill Master!
I even have a skill called Double Pain!
**[15:04] Shining Saber**
Seriously, I'm sorry already!
**[15:06] Knight A**
They're all flirty with each other!
**[15:08] Knight B**
The captain looks so happy.
**[15:11] Vice captain**
Yeah, he does.
**[15:19] Vice captain**
Lady Cayna! This is delicious!
**[15:22] Knight A**
Yes, Lady Cayna. You're the best!
**[15:24] Female Knight A**
You're wonderful, Lady Cayna.
**[15:26] Cayna**
I'm glad you're all happy, but why
do you keep calling me "lady"?
**[15:31] Female Knight B**
This is the first time we've ever eaten
something so delicious on an expedition.
**[15:36] Cayna**
Oh, please. What have you been eating?
**[15:40] Female Knight B**
Only rock-hard bread, jerky, and water.
**[15:43] Cayna**
Oh, I see.
**[15:46] Shining Saber**
So, yeah. She's absolutely
not my girlfriend.
**[15:49] Shining Saber**
I apologize for the confusion.
**[15:51] Knight B**
Lady Cayna, you should come with
us on our expedition the whole way.
**[15:56] Female Knight A**
Yes, please, Lady Cayna!
**[15:59] Shining Saber**
Are you guys even listening?!
**[16:01] Vice Captain**
Yes, yes, of course.
**[16:03] Knight A**
She's not your girlfriend, right?
Sure, Captain.
**[16:08] Female Knight A**
Yes, yes, we got it.
**[16:10] Shining Saber**
Okay, good. You finally got it. Great.
**[16:14] Cayna**
* Yeah, they don't believe*
* Shining Saber at all.*
**[16:18] Vice captain**
Come to think of it, you're High Priest
Skargo's mother, aren't you, Lady Cayna?
**[16:23] Female Knight A**
Meaning...
**[16:25] Female knight A**
That's what you're into, Captain?
**[16:29] Shining Saber**
What do you mean?
**[16:30] Female Knight A**
I didn't know you were into widows.
**[16:32] Female B**
I'm surprised.
**[16:34] Vice captain**
That must mean the High Priest
calls you "Father" sometimes.
**[16:39] Knight A**
Or perhaps Lady Mai Mai
calls you "Father Dearest."
**[16:43] Knight B**
I'd be jealous of that.
**[16:46] Cayna**
*Are these knights really gonna be okay?*
**[16:49] Shining Saber**
My subordinates clearly lack
discipline... I apologize.
**[16:52] Cayna**
But you know... they definitely
seem like your subordinates.
**[16:57] Shining Saber**
I'm not sure if you're complimenting
me or mocking me.
**[17:02] Cayna**
Let's say it's... a compliment?
**[17:04] Shining Saber**
Why was that a question?
**[17:06] Vice Captain**
You look lovely together, Captain.
**[17:08] Knight A and B**
Yep, yep.
**[17:09] Shining Saber**
You idiots!
**[17:12] Cayna**
* I'm not sure if they love the*
* guy or love teasing the guy.*
**[17:15] Cayna**
*Is this kingdom going to survive?*
**[17:42] Shining Saber**
We should make it near the fishing
village by noon tomorrow.
**[17:45] Cayna**
Oh, okay. Thanks.
**[17:47] Knight A**
Aw, so you really aren't
coming with us all the way.
**[17:52] Female Knight B**
That's too bad.
**[17:56] Cayna**
Hey, I can give you some
cooking-related skills,
**[17:59] Cayna**
so at least feed these guys
some decent food. Got it?
**[18:03] Shining**
O-Okay, got it.
**[18:10] Shining Saber**
Install!
**[18:11] Vice Captain**
Huh?
**[18:11] Female Knight A**
What was that?
**[18:13] Shining Saber**
N-Nothing. Don't worry about it.
**[18:17] Cayna**
I just remembered all those mooching players
in *Leadale* and couldn't help but laugh.
**[18:21] Shining Saber**
I thought cooking-related skills were
the most useless in the game,
**[18:27] Shining Saber**
but now I'm pretty grateful for them.
**[18:30] Cayna**
Didn't you know?
**[18:31] Cayna**
If you gave certain characters
their favorite foods and improved
**[18:35] Cayna**
how much they liked you,
certain quests got unlocked.
**[18:37] Shining Saber**
Seriously?
**[18:38] Cayna**
They gave you great vanguard skills!
**[18:42] Shining Saber**
Damn it...
**[18:45] Shining Saber**
If you go down this path,
you should reach the fishing village.
**[18:49] Cayna**
Thanks for letting me come with you this
far. Good luck dealing with the bandits.
**[18:54] Shining Saber**
Yeah, you be careful, too.
**[18:56] Knight A**
Lady Cayna, be careful!
**[18:59] Female Knight B**
Please come by to say hi the
next time you're in Felskeilo!
**[19:03] Vice Captain**
Safe travels!
**[19:05] Shining Saber**
Jeez...
**[19:07] Cayna**
Take care, everyone!
**[19:15] Cayna**
That was pretty fun.
**[19:17] Cayna**
I guess traveling with a big group
of people might not be so bad.
**[19:27] Cayna**
It's too quiet.
**[19:31] Cayna**
I don't even hear any seagulls.
**[19:34] Cayna**
The wind is warm. I've got
a bad feeling about this.
**[19:43] Cayna**
The village is covered in fog?
**[19:47] Cayna**
I'm pretty sure there was a horror
movie like this. What was it called?
**[20:03] Heigl**
My lady! Heigl is here!
**[20:06] Cayna**
Don't go waving your spear
around like that. It's dangerous.
**[20:10] Heigl**
Yes, my lady. I'm terribly sorry.
**[20:12] Heigl**
But where are we? Everything
I feel around here is ominous.
**[20:17] Cayna**
Yes, you're right.
**[20:25] Kee**
*I will strengthen your barrier.*
**[20:28] Cayna**
Hide, Li'l Fairy.
**[20:32] Cayna**
Let's go.
**[20:33] Heigl**
Yes, my lady.
**[20:42] Cayna**
*I can't see anything.*
**[20:51] Cayna**
I can't use my Survey spell.
**[20:53] Kee**
*This fog has a blocking effect.*
**[20:56] Cayna**
Yeah. I'm pretty sure I saw a
similar quest somewhere before.
***SIGN*** Heigl
**[21:08] Cayna**
Heigl's HP...
**[21:10] Cayna**
Does this fog deal damage, too?
**[21:15] Heigl**
My lady!
**[21:18] Cayna**
Heigl!
**[21:22] Cayna**
A zombie?!
**[21:23] Cayna**
I guess zombies do actually reek IRL.
***SIGN*** Heigl
**[21:30] Heigl**
My lady, g-godspeed!
**[21:33] Cayna**
Heigl?!
**[21:37] Cayna**
It defeated Heigl so easily...
This zombie's level must be pretty high.
**[21:42] Kee**
* A high-level zombie like this*
* could only be made by...*
**[21:45] Cayna**
Yeah, I know. It must be another player.
**[21:52] Cayna**
Magic Skill: Dewl!
**[22:01] Cayna**
But they're still no match for me.
**[22:05] Cayna**
Well, now... I wonder what lies ahead.
# E10 - A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ7VGP/a-butler-a-ghost-ship-a-ward-and-the-palace-of-the-dragon-king)
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**[00:16] Cayna**
*There are zombies everywhere.*
**[00:25] Cayna**
I don't see any people in any of the houses.
**[00:28] Cayna**
I wonder if everyone in the fishing
village turned into zombies.
**[00:33] Kee**
*That is highly likely.*
**[00:37] Cayna**
Well... What to do?
**[00:40] Cayna**
I never thought I'd run into zombies while
trying to find the Palace of the Dragon King.
**[00:45] Cayna**
Hm... Should I just burn
down the whole village?
**[00:49] Cayna**
But if there *is* anyone left alive...
**[00:55] Kee**
*Cayna!*
**[00:56] Cayna**
I know.
***SIGN*** A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
***SIGN*** A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
**[02:47] Quolkeh**
Wh-Whoa, hold on a sec!
**[02:50] Quolkeh**
I'm human! Don't attack!
**[02:54] Cayna**
All right.
**[02:56] Cayna**
*Level 430. She's definitely a player.*
***SIGN*** Quolkeh Human
**[03:01] Cayna**
Are you the one who caused the tragedy here?
**[03:03] Quolkeh**
No way! We got trapped in this fog, too,
and we were trying to figure out what to do.
**[03:09] Cayna**
"We"?
**[03:11] Quolkeh**
Yeah, my buddy's nearby.
**[03:13] Quolkeh**
Hey, wait. You're...
**[03:15] Cayna**
*Why do I feel like I've met her before?*
**[03:19] Quolkeh**
We met at the Adventurers' Guild in Helshper.
**[03:25] Cayna**
Oh, that's right. So your buddy's the
dragoid you were with in Helshper?
**[03:31] Quolkeh**
Yeah, him. I'll take you to him.
**[03:34] Cayna**
If you lead me into a trap, I'm going
to blow this whole place apart.
**[03:39] Quolkeh**
What the hell kind of threat is that?!
**[03:41] Quolkeh**
Also, you can't blow this
place up. There's a survivor.
**[03:45] Cayna**
Huh?
**[03:55] Cayna**
A storehouse...
**[03:58] Exis**
Missy?
**[03:59] Quolkeh**
Exis, someone got in here
after all... my dear.
**[04:03] Quolkeh**
Er... It's the adventurer
we ran into in Helshper.
**[04:06] Quolkeh**
She's probably a player. She may even
be stronger than... me, my dear.
**[04:11] Cayna**
You seem to be talking
differently all of a sudden.
**[04:15] Quolkeh**
Sh-Shut up, dear. There's just
a lot... going on right now.
**[04:20] Cayna**
Such as what?
**[04:23] Cayna**
You've got some nerve trying to
attack another species, lizard.
**[04:28] Exis**
Er, I was just trying to confirm something...
**[04:31] Exis**
That sword, your strength...
**[04:34] Exis**
I can't see your level,
so you must be higher than me.
**[04:38] Exis**
Meaning you must be Cayna!
**[04:43] Cayna**
Xxxxxxxxxxx?
***SIGN*** Dragoid
**[04:52] Cayna**
Unfortunately, I don't know anyone
with a name as unique as yours.
**[04:56] Exis**
You probably won't recognize me in
this form, but Exis is my second account.
**[05:01] Exis**
My main one is Tartarus.
**[05:03] Cayna**
Tar...tarus?
**[05:06] Cayna**
Tarta...
**[05:08] Cayna**
Tartar Sauce!
**[05:10] Exis**
Tch. I knew you were going to call me that.
**[05:12] Cayna**
Oh, it's been forever! Tartar Sauce!
**[05:13] Exis**
Yep, you're Cayna, all right.
I'm impressed you're still alive.
**[05:19] Exis**
This is Cayna. She was in the
Cream Cheese guild with me.
**[05:22] Cayna**
When Tartar Sauce was in the guild, he was
a scrawny player who mostly used magic.
**[05:28] Exis**
And that's why I created another character,
a strong dragoid fighter.
**[05:34] Cayna**
Oh, I see.
**[05:36] Quolkeh**
Well, shit... I mean, I'm Quolkeh.
**[05:40] Quolkeh**
If you belonged to Cream Cheese,
are you also one of those OP Skill Masters?
**[05:44] Cayna**
Yup.
**[05:45] Quolkeh**
Man, thank goodness you didn't
kill me earlier... my dear.
**[05:50] Cayna**
Quolkeh, are you actually a guy?
**[05:55] Quolkeh**
W-Well, you know. Stuff happens.
**[05:58] Quolkeh**
So when did you end up in Leadale?
**[06:01] Cayna**
About two months ago.
**[06:03] Exis**
That's pretty recent.
We've been here two years.
**[06:06] Exis**
What brought you to this village?
**[06:08] Cayna**
I'm looking for the Palace
of the Dragon King.
**[06:10] Exis**
The Palace of the Dragon King?
**[06:11] Cayna**
It's a Guardian Tower.
**[06:13] Exis**
And it's here?
**[06:14] Cayna**
Probably. What are you two doing here?
**[06:17] Quolkeh**
We're here on a quest
from Helshper... my dear.
**[06:21] Cayna**
A quest?
**[06:22] Exis**
They said there weren't any fish
coming in to market from the sea,
**[06:24] Exis**
so we checked out a different
fishing village first.
**[06:27] Exis**
But there was no one there.
**[06:31] Quolkeh**
So we kept going south,
and when we got to this village...
**[06:36] Exis**
There was this strange fog
and zombies everywhere.
**[06:40] Exis**
Apparently, if you touch the fog,
you turn into a zombie.
**[06:43] Cayna**
A fog?
**[06:44] Exis**
It might be because we're
players, but we're fine.
**[06:48] Exis**
Then we were attacked by former villagers.
**[06:51] Exis**
We killed many, but they
kept coming, so we came here
**[06:53] Exis**
because we didn't have the
foggiest idea what to do.
**[06:55] Cayna**
I see what you did there.
**[06:56] Exis and Quolkeh**
What?
**[06:57] Cayna**
Nothing. Never mind.
**[07:01] Quolkeh**
We took shelter here and found a
survivor... so, yeah... my dear.
**[07:07] Cayna**
You can probably stop trying
so hard to sound feminine.
**[07:11] Cayna**
You sound way more awkward than you think.
**[07:15] Cayna**
So, where's this survivor?
**[07:18] Exis**
Right over there.
**[07:26] Exis**
Her name is Luka.
**[07:28] Cayna**
Luka...
**[07:31] Exis and Quolkeh**
Wh-What the hell is that?!
**[07:33] Cayna**
It's my Li'l Fairy.
**[07:35] Exis and Quolkeh**
Li'l Fairy?
**[07:37] Cayna**
Opus gave her to me.
**[07:38] Cayna**
Or maybe I should say he left her in my care.
**[07:42] Exis**
Opus?! That stupid asshole's
in this world, too?
**[07:48] Cayna**
I haven't run into him,
so I'm not sure if he is or not.
**[07:54] Quolkeh**
Who's Opus?
**[07:56] Cayna**
An idiot we got stuck with.
**[07:57] Exis**
A stupid asshole who always
got us into trouble.
**[08:00] Quolkeh**
Oh, I see...
**[08:03] Exis**
Well, anyway... Even if we
try to get her out of here,
**[08:08] Exis**
she might turn into a zombie
if she touches the fog.
**[08:11] Cayna**
So the cause of the fog must
be a monster or something.
**[08:17] Cayna**
Getting rid of that will probably
be the quickest solution.
**[08:20] Exis and Quolkeh**
Yeah.
**[08:21] Exis**
Well, we'll just do that.
You keep an eye on her, Cayna.
**[08:25] Cayna**
I'll go, too. You can use
all the help you can get.
**[08:29] Exis**
Yeah, but...
**[08:30] Exis**
We shouldn't leave her all alone, either.
**[08:33] Cayna**
Then let's do this.
**[08:39] Exis**
Why do you have two of those?!
**[08:42] Cayna**
That's just how much I played the game.
**[08:45] Exis**
You damn shut-in.
**[08:47] Cayna**
I'll take that as a compliment, thanks.
**[08:50] Quolkeh**
Sorry, I have no idea what
you two are talking about.
**[08:53] Cayna**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:55] Cayna**
This is something you get after you
play the game for 10,000 hours.
**[08:59] Quolkeh**
T-Ten thousand hours?!
**[09:01] Exis**
And since she's got two of them,
she's played at least 20,000 hours.
**[09:07] Exis**
Shut-in confirmed.
**[09:08] Quolkeh**
Members of Cream Cheese
sure are something else.
**[09:11] Quolkeh**
Your level of shut-in is,
like, on another level.
**[09:14] Cayna**
Now I'll be able to summon
a butler or a maid.
**[09:18] Quolkeh**
And you're going to have them
watch over this little girl.
**[09:21] Cayna**
Correct. But I wonder if
I should summon Cie or Rox.
**[09:27] Exis**
If at all possible, don't summon that maid.
**[09:30] ---**
Huh?
**[09:31] Cayna**
Okay, then.
**[10:02] Roxilius**
It's been too long, Master.
**[10:05] Roxilius**
I have come in response to your summons.
**[10:07] Roxilius**
Your every wish is my command.
**[10:11] Cayna**
Hey, Roxilius. How have you been?
**[10:14] Roxilius**
I'm not entirely sure how
to answer that question.
**[10:20] Cayna**
Where's Roxine? You weren't together?
**[10:24] Roxilius**
I have no idea where that
failure of a cat is.
**[10:28] Cayna**
I see.
**[10:29] Cayna**
This is Roxilius, my wonderful servant.
**[10:33] Roxilius**
I am Roxilius, the werecat butler.
**[10:38] Roxilius**
I have much to work on,
but your wish is my command.
**[10:42] Exis**
R-Right...
**[10:44] Quolkeh**
Nice to meet you.
**[10:45] Cayna**
We're gonna go take care of some monsters.
**[10:48] Cayna**
Could you look after this
little girl named Luka?
**[10:52] Roxilius**
Yes, as you wish.
**[10:54] Roxilius**
I, Roxilius, shall protect Miss Luka.
**[10:58] Exis**
All right, let's go.
**[11:00] Cayna**
Wait. Village, fog, and zombies?
**[11:04] Cayna**
Kee, search for quests
that match those words.
**[11:08] Cayna**
I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.
**[11:11] Kee**
*Understood.*
**[11:16] Kee**
*We have a hit.*
**[11:17] Cayna**
Thanks, Kee!
**[11:19] Cayna**
I figured out what quest this is.
**[11:22] ---**
Huh?
**[11:23] Cayna**
In order to clear this quest,
we need to defeat the boss.
**[11:26] Cayna**
The boss is the Ghost Ship and the
pirate captain named Terror Skeleton.
**[11:35] Cayna**
All right, let's get to cleaning all this up.
**[11:40] Roxilius**
Miss Luka, that's my...
**[11:40] Luka**
Poke, poke. Tail? So fluffy.
**[11:45] Tree Frog**
Now, let's begi—
**[11:54] Quolkeh**
So, what are we supposed to do?
**[11:56] Cayna**
I think we just need to set the Ghost Ship
and the pirate captain on fire.
**[12:00] Exis**
You don't hold back, do you?
**[12:02] Cayna**
Better than letting some other
village fall prey to them.
**[12:06] Exis**
Well, yeah...
**[12:07] Quolkeh**
Look.
**[12:19] Exis**
Well, let's do this thing.
**[12:21] Cayna**
If we don't defeat the pirate captain
at the core of the Ghost Ship first,
**[12:25] Cayna**
he'll continue to use the souls of the
villagers who got turned into zombies
**[12:28] Cayna**
as fuel to infinitely revive.
**[12:30] Cayna**
Meaning it'll be a never-ending battle.
**[12:32] Exis**
Ah, so it's that kind of quest.
**[12:35] Exis**
All right, then.
**[12:36] Exis**
In that case, Cayna and Quolkeh,
take care of all the small fry.
**[12:39] Quolkeh and Cayna**
Got it!
**[12:41] Exis**
I'll take care of the boss!
**[12:56] Exis**
Here we go!
**[13:01] Exis**
I have no idea what you're saying!
**[13:04] Exis**
Take this, Terror Skeleton!
**[13:10] Quolkeh**
He did it.
**[13:40] Exis**
That was fast.
**[13:42] Cayna**
Well, considering the difference
in levels, what did you expect?
**[13:47] Exis**
This is gonna be a pain
to report to the guild.
**[13:50] Quolkeh**
What's gonna happen to the fishing village?
It's just gonna be a ruin now?
**[13:54] Cayna**
Well, no one will want to live in a village
that got wiped out for some reason.
**[14:01] Cayna**
I'm sure the kingdom can take care of that.
**[14:03] Quolkeh**
Yeah.
**[14:06] Cayna**
Heigl, we avenged you.
**[14:11] Exis**
You had a companion?
**[14:14] Cayna**
Not exactly a companion,
but a summoned beast.
**[14:16] Cayna**
We were suddenly attacked in this fog,
and he ended up disappearing.
**[14:20] Exis**
I thought you were talking about a person!
**[14:21] Exis**
Don't make things so confusing!
What got defeated?
**[14:25] Cayna**
A centaur, level 250.
**[14:28] Exis**
I'm pretty sure you'll be able to
summon him again after ten days!
**[14:32] Cayna**
Well, yeah... So anyway,
what should we do about Luka?
**[14:39] Exis**
Well, she might want to stay here.
**[14:42] Quolkeh**
Isn't it dangerous for a kid
to stay here alone... my dear?
**[15:01] Cayna**
Why don't you sit?
**[15:02] Roxilius**
I humbly decline, as I am an on-duty butler.
**[15:05] Roxilius**
Master...
**[15:09] Cayna**
Oh, did I wake you?
**[15:13] Cayna**
Are you okay?
**[15:16] Exis**
You can sleep a little longer if you want.
**[15:20] Roxilius**
Here you are.
**[15:32] Exis**
Cayna's offered to take you in.
What do you wanna do?
**[15:37] Exis**
Do you want to stay in the village
alone or come with us instead?
**[15:47] Exis**
I see.
**[15:49] Cayna**
We can be a family. We don't have to
rush things. We can take our time.
**[16:10] Cayna**
Okay. Sorry, Luka.
**[16:12] Cayna**
I need to take care of something real
quick. Wait here with them, okay?
**[16:17] Luka**
Okay...
**[16:18] Cayna**
Keep an eye on Luka for me.
**[16:21] Roxilius**
Indeed! Even if it costs me my li—
**[16:23] Cayna**
If something did happen to you,
**[16:25] Cayna**
Luka would have to witness
whatever tragedy that is!
**[16:29] Cayna**
Protect Luka, no matter what,
without dying. Okay?
**[16:34] Roxilius**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[16:36] Exis**
She's already doting on the kid.
**[16:39] Exis**
So...
**[16:40] Exis**
Why did you summon a blue dragon?
**[16:43] Cayna**
I can't swim, so I thought
I'd have the dragon take me there.
**[16:47] Exis**
I see.
**[16:48] Cayna**
Okay, I'll be back.
**[17:22] Cayna**
*There's the Palace of the Dragon King.*
**[17:31] Cayna**
Go see if there's a mermaid
village around here somewhere.
**[17:37] Cayna**
*Now, then...*
**[17:56] Cayna**
I wonder if that's this tower's core.
**[18:02] Cayna**
Hup.
**[18:04] Cayna**
I'll share some of my MP with you.
**[18:17] Cayna**
Finally, the third one.
**[18:20] Cayna**
I've still got nine more...
Man, this is gonna take forever.
**[18:24] Tree Frog**
Excuse me, are you a guest?
**[18:27] Cayna**
Oh, are you the Guardian... here?!
**[18:32] Cayna**
* That's not an enemy. That's not*
* an enemy. That's not an enemy.*
**[18:35] Cayna**
* That's not an enemy. That's not*
* an enemy. It's an ally...*
**[18:39] Cayna**
A-Are you the Guardian here?
**[18:42] Tree Frog**
Oh, yes. I'm the Guardian
of Skill Master Number Six.
**[18:48] Cayna**
I-I see. I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
**[18:54] Cayna**
I came here to activate the tower.
**[18:57] Cayna**
I'm sorry I'm not Liothek,
but you'll just have to settle for me.
**[19:01] Tree Frog**
Oh, it's fine. I figured my master
would not return here again.
**[19:11] Tree Frog**
Does this mean you're my master now?
**[19:20] Cayna**
S-Sure, I guess.
**[19:23] Tree Frog**
Okay.
**[19:36] Cayna**
*Thank goodness it's not sticky or slimy.*
**[19:40] Cayna**
Thanks. I'll happily accept.
**[19:43] Cayna**
You can get more details from
Wall Face back at my tower.
**[19:47] Tree Frog**
Okay.
**[19:54] Cayna**
How'd it go?
**[19:58] Cayna**
*I see. I guess we won't find it that easily.*
**[20:20] Cayna**
Okay, friend requests accepted.
***SIGN*** Friends List
***SIGN*** Shining Saber
***SIGN*** Cohral
***SIGN*** Quolkeh
**[20:24] Cayna**
That finally makes four players.
**[20:26] Exis**
I only have you and Quolkeh.
**[20:30] Cayna**
Well, I'm sure you two plan on
wandering around more than me, right?
**[20:35] Cayna**
If you run into anyone, let me know.
**[20:39] Exis**
What are you going to do?
**[20:41] Cayna**
Well, now that I've got a foster family,
**[20:43] Cayna**
I'm gonna take it easy in
the village near my tower.
**[20:46] Exis**
Village?
**[20:47] Cayna**
There's a place that takes good care of me.
**[20:50] Cayna**
If anything happens,
send me a friend message.
**[20:53] Exis**
Okay, got it.
**[20:56] Exis**
Hey.
**[20:58] Exis**
Take care.
**[20:59] Quolkeh**
See you later.
**[21:01] Luka**
O-Okay...
**[21:05] Cayna**
All right, I'll send you back to Helshper.
**[21:08] Cayna**
Exis, Quolkeh, be careful out there.
**[21:11] Exis**
Same to you.
**[21:13] Quolkeh**
See you later, Cayna.
**[21:29] Cayna**
I'm sure those two will be fine, and we'll
probably run into them again sometime.
**[21:34] Luka**
Mm...
**[21:35] Cayna**
Okay, Luka. Let's go.
**[21:37] Cayna**
I'll show you around the royal capital
of Felskeilo and the village, too.
**[21:41] Cayna**
There's a little girl named
Lytt back at the village.
**[21:44] Cayna**
I'm sure you'll be great friends.
# E11 - An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQXGJJ/an-introduction-a-carriage-a-maid-and-moving)
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**[00:01] Cayna**
Yup, that looks great on you.
**[00:08] Roxilius**
You look lovely, Lady Luka.
**[00:11] Luka**
"Lady"? No, I'm not a lady.
**[00:15] Roxilius**
I do beg your pardon.
**[00:17] Roxilius**
But you are my master's daughter.
**[00:20] Roxilius**
Therefore, I shall address you as "Lady."
**[00:26] Cayna**
Alrighty, why don't we go out?
**[00:30] Luka**
Go out?
**[00:32] Luka**
Where are we going?
**[00:33] Cayna**
I'm going to introduce you to
your older brothers and sister.
**[00:39] Cayna**
And I need to go say hi to some people
who helped me out before we move.
**[00:45] Cayna**
Okay?
***SIGN*** An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
***SIGN*** An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
**[02:28] Cayna**
I bet it's surprising to see
this many people, huh?
**[02:32] Cayna**
That's the marketplace. You can find
anything you want to eat there.
**[02:37] Cayna**
That's the Adventurers' Guild.
**[02:40] Cayna**
That's where we adventurers get
a lot of ques—we get a lot of jobs.
**[02:48] Cayna**
That's the castle.
**[02:49] Luka**
A castle... Like where a
king or a princess lives?
**[02:54] Cayna**
Yup, exactly. And...
**[02:57] Cayna**
This is the Ejidd River. We're going
to take a boat and head over there.
**[03:07] Mai-Mai and Lonti**
You adopted her?!
**[03:09] Cayna**
This is Luka, your new little sister.
**[03:15] Mai-Mai**
It's nice to meet you, Luka. I'm Mai-Mai.
**[03:18] Mai-Mai**
You can call me Big Sister Mai-Mai.
**[03:24] Luka**
Big Sister Mai-Mai...
**[03:27] Mai-Mai**
*I love the sound of that!*
**[03:30] Cayna**
And that's...
**[03:32] Roxilius**
I am Roxilius.
**[03:34] Mai-Mai**
I never knew you had a butler, Mother.
**[03:37] Lonti**
H-Here you go, Miss Cayna, Little Miss Luka.
**[03:40] Cayna**
Thanks, Lonti.
**[03:42] Luka**
Thank you...
**[03:44] Lonti**
Um... Would you like some tea, Roxilius?
**[03:48] Roxilius**
I am fine, thank you.
**[03:50] Lonti**
I-I see...
**[03:53] Mai-Mai**
You're always full of surprises, Mother.
**[03:57] Mai-Mai**
You went to look for some Palace of the
Dragon King and came back with a child.
**[04:03] Mai-Mai**
And when you came to the royal capital...
**[04:05] Mai-Mai**
You caught a runaway prince,
**[04:08] Mai-Mai**
sent the High Priest flying into the ceiling,
**[04:10] Mai-Mai**
annihilated the bandits that were giving
the knights trouble all on your own,
**[04:15] Mai-Mai**
and defeated an Event Monster
like it was child's play.
**[04:19] Mai-Mai**
Mother, your life is so eventful.
**[04:23] Cayna**
* I can't help but think I'm some*
* kind of deterrent in this world.*
**[04:29] Cayna**
By the way, Mai-Mai...
**[04:31] Cayna**
Now that I've got a new daughter named Luka,
**[04:34] Cayna**
I'm going to build a house near my tower,
**[04:37] Cayna**
and I'm going to settle down there.
**[04:40] Mai-Mai**
Not in the royal capital?
**[04:41] Cayna**
I want Luka to grow up carefree
and surrounded by nature.
**[04:46] Cayna**
Besides, if I stay here,
**[04:48] Cayna**
I'm afraid Skargo will try
to attack me every day.
**[04:51] Mai-Mai**
True...
**[04:52] Lonti**
True...
**[04:54] Kee**
*True.*
**[04:57] Cayna**
Now, then...
**[04:59] Cayna**
I'm going to go see Skargo and Kartatz.
Could you let them know for me?
**[05:04] Cayna**
Could you also tell Kartatz, "I'm going
to build a house, so I'd love some lumber.
**[05:08] Cayna**
It'd make me so happy to have a lot."
**[05:11] Mai-Mai**
Very well.
**[05:17] Skargo**
Ah, a new little sister!
**[05:19] Skargo**
Welcome to our family!
**[05:32] Cayna**
Skargo...
**[05:35] Skargo**
I'm very sorry, Mother Dearest!
**[05:39] Cayna**
It's okay. He's just a weirdo.
He's not actually scary.
**[05:43] Luka**
He's just a weirdo?
**[05:45] Cayna**
Let's try these introductions again.
**[05:48] Cayna**
This is my son, Skargo.
**[05:51] Luka**
Big Brother Skargo?
**[05:54] Skargo**
Ah, my precious little sister!
**[05:56] Cayna**
Just think of him as your pathetic,
weird older brother, who holds a high rank,
**[06:02] Cayna**
but is only remembered for
producing his own special effects.
**[06:05] Luka**
'Kay.
**[06:06] Skargo**
Mother Dearest, you don't have
to say it like that...
**[06:09] Cayna**
You deserve every word of it.
**[06:10] Skargo**
But, Mother Dearest...
**[06:13] Skargo**
These effects are what make me
who I am. They are my identity!
**[06:18] Cayna**
I'm telling you to get rid of that identity.
**[06:21] Skargo**
But... you're the one who raised
me to be this way, are you not?
**[06:28] Kee**
*He's got a point, Cayna.*
**[06:30] Roxilius**
*So this lad is Master's son.*
**[06:34] Roxilius**
*I see.*
**[06:40] Cayna**
So, yeah. I'm going to be living
in the village near my tower.
**[06:44] Cayna**
If you need anything,
you can contact me there.
**[06:47] Skargo**
Very well. In that case, I think I'll
also move my church over there—
**[06:51] Cayna**
Yeah, don't.
**[06:55] ---**
Mother Dearest...
**[06:57] Cayna**
Okay, I'll be taking all of this.
**[07:04] Kartatz**
That should be plenty.
**[07:06] Cayna**
Yup.
**[07:07] Cayna**
This should be plenty to build
a house or two. Thanks, Kartatz.
**[07:13] Kartatz**
I'm not a kid. Stop patting me on the head.
**[07:21] Kartatz**
You're my little sister, huh?
Pleased to meet ya.
**[07:25] Luka**
It's nice to meet you.
**[07:29] Kartatz**
What a good little lass.
**[07:30] Cayna**
You're such a good boy, Kartatz.
**[07:33] Kartatz**
Damn it, stop patting my head.
**[07:35] Cayna**
You're so personable, unlike Skargo.
**[07:38] Cayna**
I wonder if it's because
you're so old and wise.
**[07:40] Kartatz**
Old and wise? You're way older than I am.
**[07:46] Elineh**
Ah, I see.
**[07:49] Elineh**
So you've adopted a daughter.
**[07:52] Arbiter**
And you're moving to that village?
We sure will miss you.
**[07:56] Cayna**
It's not like we'll never
see each other again.
**[08:00] Elineh**
I was hoping you'd be our
caravan's dedicated bodyguard.
**[08:05] Arbiter**
And we wanted you to join
the Flame Spears, too.
**[08:10] Elineh**
I guess we'll just have to give up.
**[08:13] Arbiter**
Yeah.
**[08:13] Cayna**
You can call me at any time, though
I may not be able to help every time.
**[08:19] Elineh**
Oh, by the way, Cayna...
**[08:22] Elineh**
Moving will be an expensive proposition.
**[08:25] Cayna**
Yes, I'm sure it will.
**[08:27] Elineh**
If you need anything,
**[08:30] Elineh**
please stop by my shop.
I assure you, it's got everything.
**[08:40] Cayna**
Maybe she's tuckered out from
meeting so many new people.
**[08:45] Cayna**
I'll try to get us a ride for our journey.
**[08:47] Cayna**
Could you take Luka back to the inn for me?
**[08:51] Roxilius**
You can count on me.
Where are you headed, Master?
**[08:54] Cayna**
I figured I'd stop by Elineh's
shop since I'm here.
**[09:05] Cayan**
That's, uh...
**[09:06] Kee**
*Elineh has been beautified by 300 percent.*
**[09:14] Luka**
One Cayna... Two Caynas?!
**[09:19] Roxilius**
Meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow, meow...
**[09:22] Roxine**
Are you trying to change your image?
**[09:34] Cayna**
Hello?
**[09:36] Armuna**
Welcome. Is this your first time here?
**[09:39] Cayna**
Oh, yes.
**[09:41] Cayna**
* This employee is another*
* kobold, just like Elineh.*
**[09:45] Cayna**
Um, what kind of shop is this?
**[09:48] Armuna**
We have everything from household items
to swords you can use as an adventurer.
**[09:54] Cayna**
Uh-huh...
**[09:55] Cayna**
* I see. It's probably like Ama•••.*
* I definitely used •••zon a lot.*
**[10:01] Cayna**
* I got my stuff immediately,*
* even at the hospital.*
**[10:04] Armuna**
Miss?
**[10:05] Cayna**
Oh, um... I was looking to buy
a carriage. Do you have one?
**[10:10] Armuna**
We have everything other
than the things we don't have.
**[10:12] Cayna**
Ooh! Way to go, Ama••• Prime!
**[10:15] Armuna**
Right this way, please.
**[10:20] Armuna**
These are our latest models.
**[10:22] Cayna**
Wow, there are a lot to choose from.
**[10:25] Armuna**
This one is an older model,
**[10:27] Armuna**
but its elaborate decorations
make it quite popular.
**[10:30] Cayna**
It's so fancy.
**[10:32] Cayna**
* I mean, pretty much*
* anything will work, but...*
**[10:37] Armuna**
That one is not for sale,
**[10:40] Armuna**
but it's the model our caravan
had been using until recently.
**[10:43] Armuna**
It's old now, so it's slated for disposal.
**[10:46] Cayna**
*So that's the one Elineh was using?*
**[10:50] Cayna**
*Come to think of it, it does look familiar.*
**[10:54] Cayna**
That's the one that was attacked
by the laigayanma larva.
**[10:58] Armuna**
Oh!
**[11:00] Armuna**
Please excuse my rudeness!
**[11:03] Cayna**
Huh?
**[11:05] Armuna**
Would your name happen to be Miss Cayna?
**[11:10] Cayna**
Uh... Yeah, it is.
**[11:13] Armuna**
Very well!
**[11:15] Armuna**
Then you needn't pay for this item.
**[11:18] Armuna**
Please go ahead and take it.
**[11:21] Cayna**
What?!
**[11:22] Armuna**
Miss Cayna,
**[11:24] Armuna**
I'm sure you must be wondering why,
**[11:27] Armuna**
but those are the president's orders.
**[11:29] Cayna**
President... You mean Elineh?
**[11:33] Armuna**
Yes.
**[11:34] Armuna**
He just instructed me
**[11:36] Armuna**
to let you have your first purchase
for free if you stopped by.
**[11:42] Cayna**
I appreciate it, but Elineh
doesn't need to do that for me.
**[11:49] Armuna**
You're just as my husband said you'd be.
**[11:52] Cayna**
Husband?
**[11:53] Armuna**
I should've mentioned this earlier.
**[11:55] Armuna**
My name is Armuna. I am Elineh's wife.
**[11:59] Cayna**
What?!
**[12:01] Cayna**
Oh, hello! It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[12:04] Armuna**
Oh, please! You don't need to bow!
**[12:07] Cayna**
I had no idea Elineh was married.
**[12:11] Armuna**
My husband deeply appreciates
everything you've done for him.
**[12:15] Armuna**
Please consider this a token of our
gratitude and a housewarming gift.
**[12:19] Cayna**
Okay... If you say so.
**[12:22] Armuna**
Yes. What shall we do? Would you
like it delivered to the inn later?
**[12:26] Cayna**
No, I'll just take it with me.
**[12:28] Armuna**
Take it with you?
***SIGN*** Item Box
***SIGN*** Elineh's Carriage
**[12:32] Cayna**
Like this.
**[12:33] Armuna**
Oh, I see.
**[12:36] Armuna**
Please come again.
**[12:38] Cayna**
Sure. Next time, I'll do some real
shopping. Say hi to Elineh for me.
**[12:45] Armuna**
I will. We'll be waiting for your return.
**[12:49] Employees**
We'll be waiting for your return.
**[12:54] Cayna**
Right...
**[12:56] Cayna**
So, yeah.
**[12:58] Cayna**
We're going to be leaving tomorrow.
**[13:00] Cayna**
We'll go to the village,
build a house, and live there.
**[13:04] Luka**
What should I do?
**[13:06] Cayna**
Hmm... I guess you can do some chores
for a while. Like cleaning up and stuff.
**[13:12] Cayna**
I don't actually know what
household chores are like.
**[13:15] Cayna**
I was always at the hospital,
so I wasn't home much.
**[13:20] Cayna**
* I wonder what kinds of*
* household chores are essential.*
**[13:26] Cayna**
*I guess I can ask a professional housekeeper.*
**[13:30] Cayna**
So, Rox...
**[13:32] Roxilius**
Yes, Master?
**[13:34] Cayna**
I don't know what I should
have Luka do at our new home.
**[13:38] Roxilius**
I see... Then why don't I run
everything in your household?
**[13:45] Cayna**
What? But your statute of limitations...
**[13:48] Roxilius**
You're making it sound like
I've committed a crime.
**[13:53] Luka**
Wait, are you going away?
**[13:55] Roxilius**
Well, you see... There is nothing
left in the place where I once was.
**[14:02] Roxilius**
I'm not even sure if I can return there.
**[14:05] Cayna**
Ah, I see.
**[14:07] Cayna**
*Since* Leadale*'s not running anymore,*
**[14:10] Cayna**
* I guess maybe all the systems*
* that were in place are in limbo.*
**[14:15] Cayna**
In that case...
**[14:16] Cayna**
Can I have you look after
Luka at our new home?
**[14:20] Roxilius**
Of course.
**[14:21] Cayna**
Isn't that great? Rox will
teach you all kinds of things.
**[14:25] Luka**
Yeah.
**[14:26] Roxilius**
Also, if I may...
**[14:28] Cayna**
Huh? What did you need?
**[14:31] Roxilius**
I was wondering if you could summon Roxine.
**[14:33] Cayna**
Summon Cie?
**[14:34] Roxilius**
I believe it would be beneficial to
Lady Luka if she had a female attendant.
**[14:39] Roxilius**
Though I would much rather
not ask her for anything.
**[14:43] Cayna**
I guess you two never got along very well.
**[14:47] Roxilius**
If she didn't start these petty squabbles,
I would never retaliate.
**[14:50] Cayna**
I see. I guess we're calling Cie, too.
**[14:53] Cayna**
That actually sounds like
it'll be pretty fun.
**[14:57] Cayna**
Let's not wait.
**[15:20] Roxine**
It has been too long, Lady Cayna.
**[15:23] Roxine**
I, Roxine, am at your service.
**[15:26] Cayna**
It's been a while, Cie.
**[15:28] Roxine**
Seeing that you have summoned me
while this numbskull is already here,
**[15:31] Roxine**
is it safe to assume that this
numbskull acted inappropriately?
**[15:36] Cayna**
Cie, this is Luka, my daughter.
**[15:41] Roxine**
My name is Roxine.
**[15:44] Luka**
I-I'm Luka.
**[15:46] Cayna**
I'd like you to take care
of Luka at our new home.
**[15:51] Roxine**
As you wish.
**[15:52] Roxine**
I, Roxine, I will make sure to
raise Lady Luka into a fine lady
**[15:56] Roxine**
who will never bring you shame,
wherever she may go.
**[16:00] Cayna**
Uh, you don't need to raise her into a lady.
**[16:02] Cayna**
Just raise her normally
so she can be herself.
**[16:06] Roxine**
I see. Very well.
**[16:09] Roxine**
Meaning, you are requesting
the minimal amount of care.
**[16:13] Cayna**
Yeah, just let her be. I don't think she's
used to people pampering her so much.
**[16:20] Luka**
Um... take care of me?
**[16:22] Cayna**
From getting dressed in the morning
to your bath at night,
**[16:24] Cayna**
Roxine will help you with everything.
**[16:27] Luka**
But I don't deserve any of that.
**[16:30] Cayna**
Then let's have them take care of both of us.
**[16:33] Cayna**
Is that better?
**[16:35] Luka**
Okay...
**[16:36] Roxine**
But honestly, if you were going to
bother summoning this numbskull,
**[16:40] Roxine**
you could've summoned me first.
**[16:43] Roxilius**
Who are you calling a numbskull?
Know your place.
**[16:46] Roxilius**
You and I both live to serve our master.
**[16:51] Cayna**
* They really don't get along,*
* even though they're so much alike.*
**[17:00] Cayna**
We're all going to be a family,
so try not to fight so much.
**[17:06] Cayna**
No cutting down trees in
the city, destroying homes,
**[17:09] Cayna**
or throwing people, either!
**[17:11] Cayna**
Make sure you behave yourselves
so you can set an example for Luka.
**[17:16] Cayna**
I owe a lot to the village
we're about to live in.
**[17:21] Cayna**
If you mess with the people or the
common property, I'll get mad.
**[17:25] Roxine**
Very well, Lady Cayna.
**[17:28] Roxilius**
Understood.
**[17:30] Cayna**
Jeez...
**[17:39] Cayna**
All right, let's go!
**[17:41] Luka**
Where's the horse? This carriage
won't move without one.
**[17:44] Cayna**
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head.
**[17:47] Cayna**
Just watch.
**[17:54] Roxine**
Don't be frightened, Lady Luka.
**[17:57] Roxilius**
Yes. It's not as frightening
as Roxine, Lady Luka.
**[18:01] Roxine**
What was that?
**[18:03] Roxilius**
You must be hearing things.
**[18:04] Roxine**
Tch...
**[18:13] Roxilius**
Well done, Master.
**[18:15] Roxine**
Excellent, Lady Cayna.
**[18:17] Cayna**
All right. Hop in.
**[18:21] Cayna**
Let's go!
**[18:30] Cayna**
I'm thinking about moving here
with my daughter and attendants.
**[18:35] Cayna**
I hope you don't mind.
**[18:37] Marelle**
Oh, I see. All right. I'm sure everyone
will be happy you're here, Cayna.
**[18:44] Lytt**
So you're going to stay here forever, Miss?
**[18:47] Marelle**
It's sure gonna get lively.
**[18:51] Lytt**
I'm Lytt. I'm the daughter
of this pub's owner.
**[18:55] Lytt**
It's nice to meet you.
**[18:59] Luka**
I'm Luka. It's nice to meet you.
**[19:02] Lytt**
Yeah! Let's be friends!
**[19:06] Lytt**
Oh, sorry. Did that hurt?
**[19:10] Luka**
No... I'm okay.
**[19:13] Lytt**
Thank goodness!
**[19:16] Marelle**
Luka, was it? I hope she enjoys living here.
**[19:21] Cayna**
Yes.
**[19:21] Marelle**
So... who are these two?
**[19:24] Roxilius**
I apologize for my late introduction.
**[19:26] Roxilius**
I will also be living here along
with Lady Cayna as her attendant.
**[19:30] Roxilius**
My name is Roxilius.
**[19:33] Roxilius**
It is a pleasure to meet you.
**[19:36] Roxine**
Yes, he is nothing but a lowly servant.
Please use him as you will.
**[19:42] Roxine**
Use him like you would a dirty rag,
until there's naught but fur left.
**[19:46] Roxine**
I am also an attendant. My name is Roxine.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[19:51] Marelle**
What a rather mean, er,
unique attendant you've got there.
**[19:55] Cayna**
I'm so sorry.
**[19:56] Cayna**
* Once our house is done, it'll probably*
* be best not to let Roxine out too much.*
**[20:02] Marelle**
So considering you've got
these nice attendants,
**[20:06] Marelle**
you must be from an important family.
**[20:10] Cayna**
It's actually a long story...
More importantly,
**[20:14] Cayna**
how's Mimily doing?
**[20:16] Marelle**
Oh, Mimily is...
**[20:19] Mimily**
*There is a song*
**[20:21] Mimily**
*That you can only hear*
**[20:23] Mimily**
*On a night with shooting stars*
**[20:28] Mimily**
*The blue wave guides my fin*
**[20:28] Luka**
She's doing laundry.
**[20:30] Cayna**
Why is Mimily doing laundry?
**[20:33] Mimily**
Lytt found out that I can control water,
so she suggested I run a laundry business.
**[20:41] Mimily**
Lytt ended up telling everyone in town
before I could give a proper answer,
**[20:46] Mimily**
and then this happened.
**[20:50] Cayna**
I guess I underestimated
how proactive kids are.
**[20:53] Mimily**
Yes, but I'm having fun.
**[20:57] Mimily**
It makes everyone in the village happy,
**[20:59] Mimily**
and I can earn a wage, so it's
killing two birds with one stone.
**[21:03] Marelle**
She always gets everything
so clean. It's a huge help.
**[21:06] Luine**
We don't have to spend time
on laundry, which is great.
**[21:10] Villager woman A**
Yeah.
**[21:12] Villager Woman B**
It's wonderful.
**[21:14] Cayna**
I see.
**[21:15] Cayna**
*She's pretty reliable.*
**[21:17] ---**
*Lullaby...*
**[21:19] Marelle**
Well, I need to start the preparations,
so I'll be heading back now.
**[21:24] Cayna**
Preparations?
**[21:25] Luka**
For what?
**[21:26] Marelle**
What else?
**[21:28] Marelle**
We're throwing a welcome party
to celebrate you two living here.
**[21:33] Luine**
It's going to be huge!
**[21:35] Lytt**
We're having a huge feast tonight!
**[21:37] Luka**
Okay.
**[21:38] Cayna**
N-No, I'm good on parties...
**[21:41] Marelle**
What are you talking about?
**[21:43] Marelle**
You're officially becoming
a member of our village.
**[21:46] Marelle**
A welcome party is a necessary ritual.
**[21:49] Cayna**
Uh, well... Okay, but please go easy on me.
**[21:57] Kee**
* Looks like you're going to get black-out*
* drunk and have a hangover again.*
# E12 - Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EK0D/relocating-building-flying-and-the-earth)
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**[00:00] Skargo**
I hear Mother Dearest is taking up
residence in an outlying village.
**[00:05] Kartatz**
Yeah, so it seems.
**[00:07] Kartatz**
She took a ton of lumber from my workplace.
**[00:10] Skargo**
What?!
**[00:11] Skargo**
It seems we have no choice now.
**[00:13] Mai-Mai**
What's the problem, Big Bro?
**[00:15] Kartatz**
Is something going on?
**[00:16] Skargo**
We three siblings...
**[00:19] Skargo**
must move along with Mother Dearest!
**[00:21] Mai-Mai**
Do you hear yourself?
**[00:23] Mai-Mai**
You're the high priest!
Stop being ridiculous!
**[00:25] Kartatz**
Besides, you know Mum
would pound you for that!
**[00:28] Kartatz**
She just went off on you not long ago!
***SIGN*** Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
***SIGN*** Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
**[02:08] Roxilius**
Are you all right, Master?
**[02:11] Cayna**
I'm... really not.
**[02:15] Cayna**
Ow, my head...
**[02:19] Kee**
* As always, Cayna, you are*
* experiencing hangover symptoms.*
**[02:23] Kee**
*This makes a total of—*
**[02:24] Cayna**
Don't say it.
**[02:26] Cayna**
This time, I absolutely swear
I'll never drink again.
**[02:30] Kee**
*You have also sworn that oath a total of—*
**[02:32] Cayna**
I said don't. Seriously.
**[02:34] Luka**
Water...
**[02:36] Cayna**
Luka...
**[02:37] Cayna**
Thank you so much!
**[02:44] Luka**
Mo—
**[02:46] Cayna**
Huh?
**[02:47] Luka**
Are you okay?
**[02:48] Cayna**
Yeah, I'm fine now.
**[02:51] Cayna**
Thanks to you, Luka.
**[02:53] Luka**
You smell like booze.
**[02:56] Roxine**
You needed to stop her before
she could drink too much!
**[02:57] Cayna**
Luka, there's a very good reason for this!
**[02:59] Roxine**
You useless stray cat!
**[03:00] Kee**
*A reason?*
**[03:01] Roxilius**
Too much? She collapsed after only one drink.
**[03:01] Cayna**
Shut up, Kee.
**[03:03] Cayna**
You see, Luka, grown-ups have to do
this thing we call "socializing."
**[03:05] Roxine**
Then stop her before she can have one drink!
**[03:08] Roxine**
I bet you were just spacing out, weren't you?
**[03:08] Kee**
*Grown-ups?*
**[03:09] Cayna**
You shut up!
**[03:11] Kee**
* Is going along with the*
* crowd what grown-ups do?*
**[03:11] Roxine**
You numbskull!
**[03:13] Roxilius**
I don't need comments like that
from someone who wasn't there.
**[03:16] Roxine**
I was looking after Lady Luka!
**[03:20] Cayna**
Come on, guys, don't fight.
It's making my headache worse.
**[03:26] Roxilius**
I am so sorry.
**[03:26] Roxine**
Please forgive me.
**[03:28] Roxilius**
Now look, Roxine. Our master
scolded us because of you.
**[03:32] Roxine**
It was your fault, numbskull!
**[03:34] Roxilius**
Excuse me?!
**[03:35] Cayna**
Please stop.
**[03:37] Luka**
Don't fight...
**[03:40] Lytt**
Are you okay, miss? Can you move?
**[03:43] Cayna**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[03:45] Lytt**
Mom said to have you come downstairs
'cause she has good news.
**[03:49] Cayna**
Good news?
**[03:55] Cayna**
It's huge!
**[03:56] Lottor**
This is where the home of the person
who founded this village once was...
**[04:00] Lottor**
or at least, that's what the stories say.
**[04:02] Cayna**
What?! And you're giving that to me?
**[04:04] Marelle**
Yep! There's no need to be modest.
**[04:07] Luine**
All the villagers unanimously
agreed to give this land to you.
**[04:12] Lytt**
You don't like it?
**[04:13] Cayna**
No, that's not it at all, Lytt.
**[04:16] Cayna**
I love it!
**[04:18] Lytt**
Oh, good!
**[04:20] Cayna**
But I feel bad accepting it for free.
**[04:22] Luine**
Oh, it's fine.
**[04:24] Luine**
We've got far more land than we need, anyway.
**[04:27] Lottor**
That's right. Besides, if you're here...
**[04:31] Marelle**
We'll have more parties!
**[04:33] Cayna**
C-Come on, you just threw a party
for me last night. I don't need...
**[04:39] Marelle**
What're you talkin' about?
**[04:40] Marelle**
Last night's was a welcome party.
**[04:42] Marelle**
Tonight, we'll have a party to celebrate
that you've decided where to build!
**[04:47] Cayna**
Whoa, hang on, Marelle!
**[04:49] Luine**
In fact, why wait until tonight
when we can start right now?
**[04:53] Lottor**
I agree!
**[04:55] Cayna**
But it's still daytime...
**[04:57] Luine**
Don't worry about that!
**[04:59] Luine**
Get moving while the getting's good, I say!
**[05:00] Cayna**
Good?!
**[05:01] Marelle**
Now that that's settled,
let's start getting ready!
**[05:04] Cayna**
Wha...
**[05:06] Cayna**
Okay, sure! Let's do this!
**[05:08] Lottor**
That's our Cayna!
**[05:09] Roxilius**
Cie...
**[05:10] Marelle**
Well, then, we'd better hustle!
**[05:11] Roxilius**
You can attend to the master today.
**[05:13] Luine**
We need to let everyone
in the village know, too!
**[05:13] Roxilius**
Remember to stop her before
she starts drinking.
**[05:15] Roxine**
Oh, very well. Just leave it all to me.
**[05:20] Cayna**
Ugh...
**[05:21] Kee**
*Same old story, eh?*
**[05:23] Cayna**
Don't say it.
**[05:25] Luka**
Here.
**[05:27] Cayna**
Thank you, Luka.
**[05:29] Luka**
You smell like booze.
**[05:31] Cayna**
Luka, there's this thing called
"grown-up circumstances"...
**[05:31] Roxilius**
Why didn't you stop her?
**[05:33] Roxine**
Shut up!
**[05:34] Roxine**
I can't help it if she drank
before I could stop her!
**[05:35] Kee**
*Now they're circumstances?*
**[05:37] Cayna**
Stay out of this, Kee.
**[05:37] Roxilius**
Hah. All those times you called
*me* a numbskull, and now this?
**[05:39] Kee**
*Your hangovers have now reached a total of—*
**[05:41] Cayna**
Kee! Shut it!
**[05:43] Luka**
You smell like booze.
**[05:44] Roxine**
Excuse me?!
**[05:45] Roxilius**
If that upsets you, just stop
her before she starts drinking.
**[05:45] Cayna**
Seriously, would you guys stop fighting?
**[05:49] Roxine**
I get it, okay?! You worthless cat!
**[05:49] Cayna**
I swear, I'm never drinking again!
**[05:51] Roxilius**
What was that?!
**[05:52] Roxine**
Shut up!
**[05:55] Cayna**
Okay, let's do this!
**[05:58] Luka**
How are we going to build a house?
**[06:01] Luka**
Don't we need a carpenter?
**[06:03] Cayna**
Luka, would you mind staying
with Rox and Cie for me?
**[06:08] Roxine**
Lady Luka, let's watch what
Lady Cayna does from here.
**[06:13] Roxilius**
I'm sure she'll surprise us.
**[06:17] Cayna**
*I'll start by using my Craft Skills...*
**[06:23] Cayna**
*Me and Luka, Rox and Cie...*
**[06:25] Cayna**
* We'll each need our own room,*
* plus a living and dining space.*
**[06:28] Cayna**
*As for storage...*
**[06:30] Cayna**
Kee, display the largest of
the house templates you have.
**[06:35] Kee**
*Understood.*
**[06:39] Cayna**
Looks good.
**[06:40] Cayna**
Okay, I'll use the lumber
I got from Kartatz...
**[06:46] Cayna**
And next, I'll summon an earth spirit.
**[06:54] Cayna**
Turn the foundation into
stone to make it solid.
**[07:00] Roxilius**
That is the house's foundation.
**[07:02] Roxine**
The house will be built on top of that.
**[07:33] Cayna**
And it's done!
**[07:36] Cayna**
Come on over, Luka.
**[07:37] Luka**
Okay.
**[07:40] Cayna**
Let's go inside and check it out.
**[07:42] Luka**
Okay.
**[07:52] Cayna**
Okay, ready? One, two...
**[07:55] Luka**
O-One, two...
**[08:04] Luka**
I'm coming in.
**[08:05] Cayna**
You mean, "I'm home."
**[08:07] Cayna**
This is where you're going to
live from now on, you know.
**[08:11] Luka**
I... I'm home.
**[08:14] Cayna**
Welcome home.
**[08:16] Cayna**
Rox and Cie, could you make
sure the supports are straight,
**[08:20] Cayna**
and check for any cracks in the floor?
**[08:23] Roxilius**
Certainly.
**[08:25] Roxine**
You can count on us.
**[08:26] Roxine**
We will check every last nook and cranny.
**[08:30] Cayna**
Luka, I'll show you around the inside.
**[08:33] Luka**
Okay.
**[08:35] Cayna**
This is Rox's room.
**[08:37] Luka**
Huh?
**[08:37] Cayna**
Wait, no... I meant Cie's room.
**[08:41] Cayna**
This one is Rox's room.
**[08:44] Cayna**
This is the kitchen.
**[08:46] Cayna**
We'll use the cellar for storing food.
**[08:50] Cayna**
And this is the living and dining space.
**[08:54] Cayna**
This is my room. And...
**[08:59] Cayna**
Right next door is... your room, Luka.
**[09:04] Luka**
My room?
**[09:07] Cayna**
Luka, if you get lonely in here by yourself,
**[09:10] Cayna**
don't hesitate to come over to
my room or Cie's room, okay?
**[09:15] Luka**
Okay.
**[09:16] Cayna**
Good.
**[09:17] Roxilius**
Master.
**[09:19] Roxilius**
We've completed our checks.
**[09:20] Roxine**
We found no problems at all.
**[09:23] Roxine**
As always, Lady Cayna, you've done perfect
work. So unlike this numbskull here.
**[09:28] Roxilius**
You didn't need that last part.
**[09:29] Roxine**
Oh, but it's the truth, isn't it?
**[09:33] Cayna**
Listen, Rox, Cie...
**[09:40] Roxilius and Roxine**
Lady Luka?
**[09:42] Cayna**
Luka?
**[09:45] Luka**
Don't fight...
**[09:52] Cayna**
Luka, you're so dependable!
**[09:55] Cayna**
I'm officially naming you
our minister of arbitration!
**[09:58] Luka**
A-Arbitration?
**[10:01] Cayna**
Whenever Rox and Cie start fighting,
it's your job to stop them, okay?
**[10:05] Cayna**
It's the perfect job for you!
**[10:08] Luka**
O-Okay... Mo—
**[10:13] Luka**
I'll do that.
**[10:14] Cayna**
Great!
**[10:16] Lytt**
Miss Cayna! Luka!
**[10:19] Cayna**
Coming!
**[10:21] Cayna**
Let's go, Luka.
**[10:22] Luka**
Okay.
**[10:26] Roxine**
I can't believe Lady Luka
stopped our quarrel.
**[10:31] Roxilius**
I never would've seen that coming.
**[10:33] Roxine**
It's all your fault, Rox!
**[10:35] Roxilius**
You're the one who's always
picking fights with me!
**[10:41] Marelle**
We were going to ask if we
could help with anything...
**[10:44] Luine**
But I guess there was no need.
**[10:46] Cayna**
Sorry! I appreciate you coming over, though.
**[10:50] Lytt**
I can't believe you built a house so quickly!
**[10:53] Lytt**
You're amazing, Miss Cayna!
**[10:55] Luka**
Uh-huh.
**[10:56] Marelle**
Well, if it's already finished,
**[10:58] Marelle**
what you need isn't help... it's flowers!
**[11:03] Cayna**
Flowers?
**[11:03] Luka**
Flowers?
**[11:11] Marelle**
It's our custom in this village.
**[11:13] Marelle**
When a new house is built, this
helps to make it one with the earth.
**[11:18] Cayna**
Wow, you have a custom like that?
**[11:20] Luka**
The flowers are so pretty.
**[11:23] Marelle**
Keep them up until they wilt.
**[11:25] Marelle**
They also carry our wishes for you
to live long and healthy lives here.
**[11:29] Cayna**
Okay, then.
**[11:31] Luine**
So, Cayna...
**[11:33] Cayna**
Yes?
**[11:33] Marelle**
This calls for another party tonight!
**[11:35] Cayna**
Huh?!
**[11:36] Marelle**
To celebrate the completion of Cayna's house!
**[11:39] Cayna**
What?!
**[11:40] Roxine**
Will we be able to stop her from drinking?
**[11:43] Roxilius**
Probably not.
**[11:45] Roxine**
That's the first time
we've agreed on something.
**[11:48] Roxilius**
Although I genuinely hate to admit it...
**[11:50] Silver Tower Guardian**
I'm finally up, eh?
Allow me to introduce myself!
**[11:54] Silver Tower Guardian**
My name is—
**[11:56] Cayna**
The lead will lead the way in the final act!
**[12:00] Cayna**
Pretty good, huh?
**[12:02] Mimily**
So you ended up with yet another hangover?
**[12:05] Cayna**
It's no laughing matter.
**[12:08] Cayna**
This time, I seriously, solemnly swear
**[12:12] Cayna**
that I am never, ever going to
drink again, for all eternity.
**[12:19] Luka**
Um...
**[12:20] Roxine**
There's no need to be shy.
**[12:24] Luka**
I'm not... being shy.
**[12:28] Cayna**
How's the laundry work going, Mimily?
**[12:32] Mimily**
I'm making quite a fortune, thank you.
**[12:39] Mimily**
After all...
**[12:41] Mimily**
You did make a special
laundry room just for me.
**[12:45] Mimily**
I don't quite understand what the thing
you call a "shishi-odoshi" is for...
**[12:51] Mimily**
But I really can't thank you
enough for all you've done.
**[12:55] Cayna**
I'm just glad you like it.
**[12:57] Mimily**
Oh, by the way, Cayna...
**[13:00] Mimily**
You once said you would find
my homeland for me, and I...
**[13:06] Cayna**
Oh... I haven't found it yet. Sorry.
**[13:10] Mimily**
No, it's not that.
**[13:13] Mimily**
I was thinking that I don't need to
find the mermaid village anymore.
**[13:19] Mimily**
Back home, I was just a burden.
**[13:23] Mimily**
My only relative was my older sister,
and I very rarely saw her.
**[13:28] Mimily**
Everyone else just gossiped
about me behind my back.
**[13:33] Mimily**
I wandered off, thinking I might as well
just disappear, and I ended up here.
**[13:39] Mimily**
I was lonely at first,
**[13:43] Mimily**
but this village has so kindly accepted me,
**[13:46] Mimily**
and I have this laundry job
that makes everyone happy.
**[13:50] Mimily**
So I'm very happy now.
**[13:55] Cayna**
I see. Okay, then.
**[13:58] Cayna**
I won't look for the mermaid village anymore.
**[14:01] Cayna**
But if you change your mind,
just let me know.
**[14:05] Mimily**
Okay! If I do, I'll be counting on you!
**[14:10] Cayna**
But, man, this feels amazing.
**[14:11] Mimily**
*There is a song*
**[14:15] Mimily**
*That you can only hear*
**[14:16] Cayna**
I finally sobered up,
and I feel so much better.
**[14:19] Mimily**
*On a night with shooting stars*
**[14:21] Mimily**
*The blue wave guides my fin*
**[14:23] Luka**
Scrub, scrub...
**[14:31] Cayna**
That's it!
**[14:32] Cayna**
Lytt and Luka, you've both gotten much better.
**[14:35] Lytt**
Yes, Miss Cayn—I mean, Teacher Cayna!
**[14:39] Cayna**
You'll start reading more
difficult books soon.
**[14:42] Lytt**
Okay!
**[14:43] Luka**
Okay.
**[14:44] Cayna**
Well, that's enough studying for today.
**[14:47] Lytt**
Yes, ma'am!
**[14:48] Lytt**
Luka, let's go play!
**[14:50] Lytt**
I'll teach you how to make a flower crown.
**[14:54] Luka**
Okay.
**[14:57] Cayna**
I never thought I'd move all the way out
here and end up acting as a teacher.
**[15:03] Roxine**
Since you are educated, Lady Cayna,
**[15:05] Roxine**
extending your hand to lowly commoners
must be the ultimate charity.
**[15:11] Cayna**
Just what kind of personality
did Opus create you with?
**[15:16] Cayna**
Look, there's no "upper and lower" hierarchy
**[15:19] Cayna**
between me and the people of this village.
**[15:23] Cayna**
Don't say things like that
to anyone else, understand?
**[15:26] Roxine**
I do apologize.
**[15:31] Lytt**
That's it. Now twist that
bit of butterbur around.
**[15:35] Luka**
L-Like this?
**[15:36] Lytt**
Yeah! You're doing great!
**[15:42] Roxine**
Here you go, Lady Cayna.
**[15:44] Cayna**
Thanks, Cie.
**[16:04] Cayna**
It's so peaceful.
**[16:06] Roxine**
Lady Cayna...
**[16:08] Roxine**
Might I suggest you relax for a while?
**[16:11] Roxine**
Spending the whole day resting
and not thinking about anything
**[16:15] Roxine**
could be a good change of pace.
**[16:18] Roxine**
If you're worried about
the house and Lady Luka,
**[16:21] Roxine**
you can leave them to me
and... uh... the stray cat.
**[16:25] Cayna**
You two didn't make up?
**[16:28] Roxine**
To expect me and that worthless
cat to get along is just too much.
**[16:33] Roxine**
He and I are mortal enemies.
**[16:36] Cayna**
Mortal enemies? Really?
**[16:39] Cayna**
Well, anyway...
**[16:41] Cayna**
How could I relax any more than this?
**[16:48] Cayna**
Although that might be nice, too.
**[16:52] Cayna**
I was stuck in a hospital
from a very young age,
**[16:56] Cayna**
so the only place where I
could run around and be active
**[17:02] Cayna**
was the VRMMO *Leadale*.
**[17:08] Cayna**
I died while I was playing...
though I didn't realize it.
**[17:12] Lytt**
Miss! It's morning!
**[17:12] Cayna**
The next thing I knew,
I was right there in *Leadale*.
**[17:17] (Flashback) Kartatz**
M-M-M-M-M-M...
**[17:21] (Flashback) Kartatz**
M-Mum?!
**[17:23] Cayna**
You pervert!
**[17:23] Cayna**
I never dated anyone in *Leadale*,
much less married anyone,
**[17:28] Cayna**
but I suddenly had two sons
and a daughter, and...
**[17:30] Mai-Mai**
I was too late.
**[17:32] Cayna**
I even had grandkids and great-grandkids.
**[17:36] Cayna**
Then I met Elineh and Arbiter...
**[17:40] Arbiter**
This would've been so much easier
if the little missy was with us.
**[17:44] Kenison**
You said it.
**[17:47] Elineh**
I wonder if Lady Cayna would be
willing to join our caravan.
**[17:51] Cayna**
Then came Lonti, Mye, Primo, and Agaido...
**[17:52] Mye**
I hope this is all right.
**[17:53] Lonti**
Yeah...
**[17:55] Primo**
I found you, Sis!
**[17:57] Primo**
I bet you're goin' to see
High Priest Skargo again, right?
**[18:00] Primo**
I'm goin' with you!
**[18:02] Mye**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[18:05] Lonti**
Th-Th-Th-Th-That's right!
**[18:06] Lonti**
Why would we ever go to
see High Priest Skargo?
**[18:10] Primo**
I've got proof!
**[18:14] Primo**
Hey! Let go of me!
**[18:17] Agaido**
Only a child would interfere
in someone's romance.
**[18:21] Primo**
Oh, shut up!
**[18:23] Primo**
I was just a little curious
about Lonti—wait, I mean...
**[18:26] Agaido**
You're a little too young to understand
how a maiden's heart works.
**[18:31] Cayna**
Almana, Exis, and Quolkeh...
**[18:32] Almana**
Okay, I'll take care of it.
**[18:34] Exis**
Mine, too, please.
**[18:35] Almana**
Sure! Just leave it to me!
**[18:37] Exis**
That aside, want to get dinner sometime?
**[18:41] Quolkeh**
There's that illness of yours again.
**[18:41] Almana**
I bet you say that to all the girls! There!
**[18:45] Cayna**
Shining Saber and Cohral...
**[18:45] Exis**
Hey! Where do you think
you're putting that stamp?!
**[18:47] Quolkeh**
Your face looks better that way.
**[18:47] Shining Saber**
Sounds pretty noisy in there today.
**[18:49] Cohral**
Yeah, it does. Did some
incredible quest come up?
**[18:54] Cayna**
I've met so many people,
I'm needed by so many people,
**[18:58] Cayna**
I've been all over the place,
I've had adventures...
**[19:01] Silver Tower Guardian**
Yo, yo!
**[19:03] Silver Tower Guardian**
Hey, Master!
**[19:05] Silver Tower Guardian**
You didn't forget about me, did you?
**[19:09] Cayna**
How could I forget someone as unique as you?
**[19:13] Silver Tower Guardian**
Well, I should hope not!
**[19:15] Cayna**
So much has happened in such a short time.
**[19:18] Cayna**
I even got a new daughter.
**[19:21] Cayna**
I guess maybe this is what
they call happiness, huh?
**[19:27] Cayna**
Oh, come to think of it,
I made a promise to Lytt.
**[19:32] Cayna**
Say, Lytt. Do you want to go flying sometime?
**[19:37] Luka**
U-Um...
**[19:40] Luka**
U-Um... Here.
**[19:42] Cayna**
Is that for me?
**[19:46] Luka**
It's for you, Cayna...
**[19:51] Luka**
Mom!
**[20:02] Cayna**
Thank you, Luka.
**[20:10] Cayna**
Well? Does it suit me?
**[20:12] Luka**
Yeah!
**[20:14] Roxine**
It looks lovely on you.
**[20:16] Lytt**
You look so pretty, Miss Cayna!
**[20:22] Cayna**
Thank you, too, Lytt.
**[20:26] Cayna**
Well, ready to go?
**[20:28] Lytt**
Go?
**[20:28] Luka**
Go where?
**[20:34] Cayna**
It was nice of Marelle to
agree to this so easily, huh?
**[20:38] Lytt**
Y-Yeah...
**[20:39] Luka**
I'm scared...
**[20:41] Cayna**
Don't you worry, Luka. Your mom's got you.
**[20:45] Cayna**
Come on, open your eyes.
**[20:47] Luka**
But...
**[20:47] Cayna**
It's all right.
**[20:56] Lytt**
I didn't know the world was so big.
**[21:00] Luka**
This is... the world?
**[21:02] Cayna**
That's right. This is the world you live in.
**[21:06] Cayna**
It goes on forever.
**[21:09] Cayna**
And you two can go anywhere you want.
**[21:13] Lytt**
Anywhere?
**[21:14] Cayna**
Anywhere you want, as far as you want!
**[21:17] Luka**
As far as we want...
**[21:19] Cayna**
There are things in this world
that may make you feel sad or lonely,
**[21:23] Cayna**
but there are even more things
that are fun and happy.
**[21:27] Cayna**
Lots and lots of them!
**[21:29] Lytt**
Lots of...
**[21:31] Luka**
...fun things?
**[21:33] Cayna**
Let's keep looking for them from now on, okay?
**[21:35] Lytt and Luka**
Yeah!
**[21:36] Cayna**
Good answer!
**[21:45] Silver Tower Guardian**
Hey, Master!
**[21:48] Silver Tower Guardian**
Aren't ya gonna give me a ride, too?
**[21:52] Silver Tower Guardian**
I'm so tired of just sitting around here!
**[21:56] Cayna**
*Yes, there's lots and lots of fun to be had*
**[22:01] Cayna**
*here in the land of Leadale!*