In the Land of Leadale

Due to a terrible accident, Keina Kagami is forced to live on life support in order to survive.
The only way for her to be free is within the VRMMORPG "Leadale."
One day, her life support stops functioning, and Keina loses her life.
But when she wakes up, she finds herself in the world of Leadale 200 years in the future.
She is now the high elf Cayna, who possesses lost skills and OP statuses and becomes closer to the other inhabitants of this world.
But among those inhabitants happen to be the "children" she made in character creation?!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet

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SIGN    An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
SIGN    An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
[01:51] Lytt
    Miss! Miss!
[01:56] Lytt
    Miss, it's already morning.
[02:06] Cayna
    Huh?
[02:08] Lytt
    Good morning!
[02:11] Cayna
    Oh... good morning.
[02:20] Cayna
    My body is...
[02:22] Cayna
    moving?!
[02:24] Lytt
    Are you all right, miss?
[02:27] Cayna
    Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
[02:29] Lytt
    Are you sure?
[02:30] Cayna
    Yup. Positive.
[02:32] Cayna
    Here.
[02:33] Lytt
    I can have it?
[02:35] Lytt
    Thank you!
[02:36] Cayna
    You're very welcome.
[02:39] Lytt
    It's time for breakfast, so hurry down!
[02:43] Cayna
    Huh? An item box?
[02:46] Cayna
    Could this mean...
[02:49] Cayna
    Ow!
[02:57] Cayna
    This is... the high elf...
[03:00] Cayna
    It's the avatar I created in Leadale.
[03:03] Cayna
    Does that mean I'm inside the ga—
[03:09] Cayna
    Guess you can't fight on an empty stomach.
[03:18] Marelle
    Come on, now. Have a seat, missy.
[03:21] Marelle
    Your soup's going to get cold.
[03:23] Cayna
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[03:27] Lytt
    Here you go, miss.
[03:30] Cayna
    Thanks.
[03:35] Cayna
    It smells so good.
[03:37] Cayna
    I can't remember the last time
    I actually ate food with my mouth.
[03:50] Cayna
    It's so good!
[03:52] Marelle
    Well, you sure know how to
    make someone smile.
[03:56] Marelle
    What kind of food have you
    been eating up until now?
[03:58] Cayna
    Well...
[03:59] Cayna
    Pills, liquids, and IV drips... so, yeah.
[04:05] Marelle
    Huh?
[04:06] Cayna
    Oh, nothing!
[04:07] Marelle
    You're wasting half your life
    if you're not eating well.
[04:11] Marelle
    Here!
[04:12] Marelle
    It's on the house!
    Eat as much as you'd like!
[04:15] Cayna
    Th-Thank you very much.
[04:19] Cayna
    I wonder if I can eat all of this.
[04:21] Cayna
    But it looks so good!
[04:25] Cayna
    Thank you for the food.
[04:26] Lytt
    You're very welcome.
[04:32] Cayna
    This place seems familiar.
[04:35] Cayna
    Let's see...
[04:36] Cayna
    This is the inn in the village
    that's on the border
[04:38] Cayna
    of the White Kingdom of Felstes and
    the Green Kingdom of Gruskeilo, right?
[04:43] Cayna
    Wait, but this village is
    supposed to be prosperous,
[04:47] Cayna
    since it's along a trading route.
[04:49] Cayna
    And yet...
[04:54] Marelle
    Is something the matter?
[04:55] Cayna
    I remember this place being far
    livelier the last time I was here.
[04:59] Marelle
    Livelier? That'd have to
    be about 200 years ago.
[05:04] Cayna
    Two hundred years?
[05:05] Marelle
    Things have gone downhill since
[05:08] Marelle
    the Kingdom of Felskeilo was established.
[05:10] Cayna
    Felskeilo?
[05:12] Cayna
    What's with that name?
    It sounds like someone merged
[05:15] Cayna
    the White Kingdom and the
    Green Kingdom together!
[05:17] Cayna
    I'm not inside the Leadale
    that I actually played in?
[05:20] Marelle
    Oh? You don't know about Felskeilo?
[05:23] Cayna
    N-No... I was away for a while.
[05:28] Marelle
    Long ago, the seven nations
    were constantly fighting,
[05:32] Marelle
    and everywhere was in shambles.
[05:34] Marelle
    Then, because the fighting got so bad,
[05:38] Marelle
    God chose leaders among the people.
[05:41] Marelle
    Those leaders worked hard to scale the
    number of kingdoms down to three,
[05:44] Marelle
    and that brings us to today.
[05:47] Cayna
    I had no idea.
[05:49] Cayna
    The seven kingdoms were how
    the world was laid out in Leadale.
[05:54] Cayna
    Am I actually in that world,
    but 200 years after I played it?
[05:59] Marelle
    You really came here that long ago?
[06:02] Cayna
    Y-Yes... Though it was only once.
[06:06] Marelle
    I guess elves really do live long lives!
[06:10] Marelle
    I'm Marelle. This little one is Lytt.
[06:13] Lytt
    Hi, my name is Lytt.
[06:15] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[06:17] Cayna
    Oh, um...
[06:19] Cayna
    I'd like to stay at this inn for a while.
[06:23] Cayna
    Would this be enough?
[06:24] Marelle
    Oh, my goodness!
[06:26] Marelle
    Don't go flaunting all this money like that!
[06:30] Cayna
    Huh? All this money?
[06:32] Marelle
    Four coins is enough to
    spend ten nights at this inn.
[06:35] Cayna
    Huh? R-Really?
[06:38] Cayna
    I guess the value of money has
    changed a lot in 200 years.
[06:41] Cayna
    W-Well, here you go, then.
[06:45] Cayna
    I'll be in your care for a while.
[06:47] Marelle
    Sure thing. Payment received.
[06:49] Marelle
    Make yourself right at home.
[06:52] Marelle
    No need to hold back.
[06:54] Lytt
    Not at all.
[06:59] ---
    Well, then...
SIGN    Cayna
     High Elf
     Mage
SIGN    Skill Master
SIGN    Black Kingdom of Lypras
[07:02] ---
    Name: Cayna. Level 1100.
[07:05] ---
    Race: high elf.
[07:06] Cayna
    Title: Skill Master No. 03.
SIGN    Cayna
     High Elf
     Mage
SIGN    Skill Master
SIGN    Black Kingdom of Lypras
[07:09] Cayna
    I guess nothing's changed.
[07:11] Cayna
    And my status... Yeah, I'm strong.
[07:15] Cayna
    I know I'm talking about myself here,
    but I'm way too OP.
[07:18] Cayna
    As for items...
[07:21] Cayna
    Oh, right. Kee, are you around?
[07:24] Kee
    Yes. I am right here.
[07:26] Kee
    My job is to support you, after all.
[07:28] Kee
    There are two urgent matters
    that require your attention.
[07:31] Cayna
    Urgent?
[07:32] Kee
    First, you have been cut off
    from the hospital's system.
[07:36] Kee
    Second, you've been disconnected
    from Leadale's master system.
[07:41] Cayna
    I've been cut off from the hospital's system?
[07:44] Cayna
    What happened?
[07:46] Kee
    I speculate that a power outage
    happened after you went to bed.
[07:50] Cayna
    A power outage...
[07:59] Cayna
    And probably due to
    that power outage, I'm...
[08:02] Cayna
    My mind somehow escaped into the game,
    but my physical body is...
[08:14] Cayna
    Crap...
[08:20] Cayna
    Wait, it's nighttime?!
[08:23] Cayna
    There should be other players
    besides me on this continent, right?
[08:27] Cayna
    I wonder how they're all doing.
[08:29] Cayna
    First, I'll have to find my tower
    and gather some information.
[08:36] Cayna
    I wonder if I can still do it.
[08:39] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Light.
[08:41] Cayna
    Level 1: Ready Set.
[08:49] Cayna
    Lytt? What's the matter?
[08:52] Lytt
    U-Um... Is that hurting you?
[08:54] Cayna
    I'm fine. It's just a harmless light.
[08:57] Cayna
    Is this the first time
    you've seen magic, Lytt?
[09:02] Cayna
    I guess it might be rare for normal
    villagers to even see magic.
[09:07] Cayna
    I see. You were coming up
    here to bring me a light.
[09:10] Lytt
    No, it's okay. This is much brighter.
[09:14] Lytt
    You're amazing, miss.
[09:20] Lytt
    Oh, hey.
[09:21] Lytt
    It's time for dinner.
[09:31] Cayna
    Oh... H-Hello.
[09:39] Marelle
    Sorry it's so noisy in here.
[09:42] Marelle
    They're all basically harmless,
    though, so don't you worry.
[09:46] Villager A
    Hey, that's mean.
[09:48] Villager B
    Yeah!
[09:49] Lottor
    Be careful, missy.
[09:51] Lottor
    She may not look it, but she
    used to be this village's best figh—
[09:54] Marelle
    Keep your mouth shut.
[09:55] Luine
    Go on. Eat up while it's still warm.
[09:58] Cayna
    Oh, sure. Thank you.
[10:00] Cayna
    Huh?
[10:01] Luine
    I'm Luine, Marelle's oldest daughter.
[10:04] Luine
    I come by at night to help out.
[10:06] Luine
    You're Cayna, right?
[10:08] Cayna
    Um... yes.
[10:09] Marelle
    Come on, Luine. The food's getting cold.
[10:13] Marelle
    If you've got time to chat,
    start serving them drinks.
[10:18] Luine
    Yeah, yeah. Jeez, Mom...
[10:25] Cayna
    So good.
[10:31] Luine
    What are you doing in a remote
    place like this anyway, Cayna?
[10:34] Cayna
    Um... well...
[10:37] Cayna
    I'm looking for something.
[10:39] Marelle
    Looking for something?
[10:40] Lytt
    Like what?
[10:41] Cayna
    My home tower... It's this silver tower.
[10:48] Marelle
    Y-You're going somewhere that terrifying?
[10:50] Luine
    D-Don't do it!
[10:52] Cayna
    H-Huh?
[10:53] Cayna
    You know about the tower?
[10:56] Luine
    There's a legend saying the terrifying
     Silver Ring Witch lives there!
[11:03] Lytt
    Are you okay, miss?
[11:05] Cayna
    I'm fine! I'm perfectly healthy!
    No problems at all!
[11:07] Cayna
    I'll be going to bed now! Goodnight!
[11:12] Lytt
    I wonder what's wrong.
[11:16] Cayna
    It's been 200 years, and yet...
[11:20] Cayna
    My stupid "Silver Ring Witch"
    nickname is still around!
[11:25] Cayna
    It's so insanely embarrassing.
[11:27] Cayna
    My dark past where I stomped
    on so many other players...
[11:31] Cayna
    Oh, wait.
[11:32] Cayna
    If my dark past is still around,
    that just proves there are other players.
[11:37] Cayna
    Okay, I'll try getting to the tower tomorrow.
[11:41] Cayna
    Widdle Cayna is 317 years owd!
[11:59] Zena
    Shh! What if she wakes up?
[12:01] Lyle
    S-Sorry.
[12:03] Zena
    Come on, hurry up.
    A traveling elf should be loaded.
[12:07] Lyle
    Right.
[12:21] Kee
    Pervert Blocker: Summoning Magic:
    Lightning Spirit has been activated.
[12:28] Lyle
    Bro, let go of me!
[12:30] Zena
    Just shut up and run!
[12:40] Kee
    Report deemed unnecessary.
[12:43] Kee
    Deleted from log.
[12:50] Cayna
    Wow, it's such a nice day!
[12:54] Cayna
    Eagle Eyes.
[13:00] Cayna
    There it is!
[13:05] Marelle
    Are you really going to go so lightly dressed?
[13:08] Marelle
    You're not thinking of going to the tower
    where the Silver Ring Witch is, are you?
[13:12] Cayna
    Of course not.
[13:14] Cayna
    I'm just going to search
    for some medicinal herbs.
[13:19] Marelle
    I know you're an elf, but I'm still worried.
[13:22] Marelle
    There are monsters in that forest, too.
[13:24] Cayna
    I'm pretty strong, despite
    how I look. Have no fear.
[13:28] Marelle
    You sure?
[13:30] Marelle
    All right, well... Be careful.
[13:33] Lytt
    Miss, at least take this with you.
[13:37] Cayna
    Thank you, Lytt.
[13:40] Cayna
    I'll try to find a little gift for you,
    so look forward to it.
[13:43] Lytt
    Okay!
[13:54] Cayna
    Okay, no one's around, so...
[13:58] Cayna
    Guardian Ring.
[14:02] Cayna
    Now I should be able to get to my tower base.
[14:05] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:07] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[14:18] Cayna
    I swear, they went way too
    overboard on these effects.
[14:32] Cayna
    Good grief!
[14:33] Cayna
    Looks I made it in just fine.
[14:35] Cayna
    Couldn't they have done something
    about the dumb password, though?
[14:52] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Hey, hey, hey!
[14:55] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    It's been a while, Master!
[14:59] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    You left me, the Guardian of the
     Silver Tower, alone for 200 years!
[15:02] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Where the hell have you been?
[15:07] Cayna
    Did you always speak so rudely?
[15:11] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Wha?
[15:12] Cayna
    What, are you a delinquent now?
[15:15] Cayna
    Has anyone passed the tower's
    trials while I've been gone?
[15:19] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Nope!
[15:20] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    It's so damn peaceful, I could puke.
[15:23] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Oh, yeah.
[15:25] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Skargo came by about 60 years ago.
[15:29] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    He was trying to get in touch with you.
[15:32] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    And you had the nerve to ignore
    my call then, didn't ya? Huh?!
[15:37] Cayna
    Well, my hands were kinda full.
[15:41] Cayna
    Forget 60 years.
[15:43] Cayna
    I'm not even sure I was in this
    world for the last 200 years.
[15:43] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Hey? Hello? You listening?
[15:47] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Skargo came by. Didn't you hear me?
[15:51] Cayna
    I heard you, but who's that?
[15:55] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Guess you've finally
    gone senile, you old hag.
[15:58] Cayna
    Oh?
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
[15:59] Sign
    m 215 122 l 222 152 312 173 306 146
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
[15:59] Sign
    m 215 122 l 222 152 312 173 306 146
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[16:03] Cayna
    Say that again?
[16:06] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I was wrong!
[16:08] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Please forgive me, Master!
[16:11] Cayna
    Well, whatever.
[16:12] Cayna
    Anyway, who's Skargo again?
[16:14] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    He's your son, remember?
[16:18] Cayna
    What?! My son?!
[16:20] Cayna
    A son? I couldn't possibly...
[16:22] Cayna
    Hm? Skargo?
[16:25] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Yeah, you've lost it.
[16:25] Cayna
    Skargo... Son...
[16:27] Cayna
    Oh.
[16:30] Cayna
    Oh, right! The Foster System!
[16:33] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    The Foster System? The heck is that?
[16:36] Cayna
    Oh, um... Simply put...
[16:39] Cayna
    I could make NPCs by spending
    real money in the game.
[16:44] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Huh?
[16:45] Cayna
    Talk about a convenient way
    to make in-game money.
[16:49] Cayna
    Anyway, enough about that.
[16:50] Cayna
    I see. Skargo... My son.
SIGN    Skargo
     Elf
     Priest
SIGN    Relationship: Son
     Place of Employment: Church
SIGN    NPC Compensation Program
[16:53] Cayna
    Not only do I have a son,
[16:55] Cayna
    I even created a sister and
    a little brother for him.
SIGN    NPC Compensation Program
SIGN    Place of Employment: Mage Guild
SIGN    Kartatz
    Dwarf
    Craftsman
SIGN    Relationship: Son (Adopted)
    Place of Employment: Technical Work
SIGN    NPC Compensation Program
[16:57] Cayna
    I wonder how they're all doing.
[17:00] Cayna
    I never got to date anyone,
    so I never got married.
[17:04] Cayna
    And yet, I have three children,
    all over 200 years old.
[17:08] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Would you stop talking nonsense already?
[17:28] Cayna
    I guess this part is the same as the game.
SIGN    Item Box
[17:32] Cayna
    Let's see... What should I take with me?
[17:34] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Say, Master.
[17:36] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    You didn't just come here
    to grab some items, did you?
[17:39] Cayna
    Actually, yeah. That's the
     main reason I'm here.
[17:41] Cayna
    I'm also looking for some information.
    Anything strange happen lately?
[17:45] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Skargo said something about the seven
    kingdoms uniting into three or something.
[17:51] Cayna
    Yeah, I heard about that.
[17:53] Cayna
    I wonder what happened to the
    other players besides me.
[17:57] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Hell if I know.
[17:59] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Half of your crew were humans,
    so they're probably six feet under.
[18:03] Cayna
    Probably, yeah...
SIGN    Item Box
[18:05] Sign
    m 209 72 l 211 93 317 124 313 104
[18:05] Sign
    m 219 107 l 247 284 451 320 406 161
SIGN    Stun Bomb
SIGN    Lantern
SIGN    Tent
SIGN    Magic Rhymestone
SIGN    Rock Golem Fragment
SIGN    Ball Rat Brush
[18:05] Cayna
    All right, that should do it.
[18:08] Cayna
    And...
[18:09] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Wh-What?
[18:11] Cayna
    I'll give you some MP.
[18:18] Cayna
    There we go.
[18:19] Cayna
    You were running on empty, weren't you?
[18:21] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Damn right I was.
[18:23] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    You left me hanging for 200 years!
[18:26] Cayna
    Right...
[18:27] Cayna
    Now you'll be able to watch
    over this tower for a while again.
[18:30] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Uh, say, Master...
[18:33] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I've got a little request.
[18:36] Cayna
    What?
[18:37] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I guess the other Guardian
    Towers stopped functioning.
[18:42] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Could you go check on them
    if you get a chance?
[18:44] Cayna
    I guess they've been ignored, too.
[18:46] Cayna
    All right. I'll go look for them.
[18:49] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I'm counting on you, Master.
[18:55] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll head back to the village.
[18:57] Cayna
    Oh, shoot!
[18:58] Cayna
    I should've left something in the village
    so I could set it as my teleport destination.
[19:02] Cayna
    Damn it... Guess I'll have to run.
[19:07] Cayna
    Travel Speed Up, Agility Up,
    Movement Up... selected.
SIGN    • Travel Speed Up
    • Movement Up
    • Manhunt
[19:16] Cayna
    Okay.
[19:26] Cayna
    I can't remember the last time I exercised.
[19:28] Cayna
    I know I used magic, but running at
    full speed is... j-j-just rough.
[19:37] Kee
    It came from the road.
[19:39] Cayna
    Is someone being attacked?
[19:46] Cayna
    A horned bear?
[19:56] Cayna
    You okay?
[19:58] Lottor
    Y-Yeah...
[20:00] Lottor
    You're pretty amazing, missy.
[20:02] Cayna
    Um, yeah... Just because
    of my active skills.
[20:06] Lottor
    Huh?
[20:06] Cayna
    Er, never mind.
[20:08] Cayna
    Ten... no, even twenty bears
    would be no match for me!
[20:14] Lottor
    Thanks. I hope I can repay you somehow.
[20:17] Cayna
    No worries.
[20:19] Cayna
    It's only natural to help someone
    out when they're in trouble.
[20:22] Lottor
    But, missy...
[20:24] Cayna
    If you really want to thank me...
[20:26] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[20:28] Cayna
    I'd appreciate it if you called me
    that instead of "missy."
[20:33] Lottor
    My name's Lottor.
[20:35] Lottor
    Thanks again, Cayna.
[20:38] Cayna
    Sure. I'm glad you're okay.
[20:45] Lytt
    You must be really strong, miss!
[20:47] Lytt
    A horned bear sure is some gift!
[20:50] Marelle
    Tell me about it.
[20:51] Marelle
    You went into the woods
    for medicinal herbs
[20:54] Marelle
    and came back with a whole horned bear.
[20:56] Marelle
    Talk about a surprise.
[20:57] Luine
    Well, because of that,
[20:59] Luine
    we get to partake in the spoils.
[21:03] Villager A
    Thanks, Cayna!
[21:05] Villager B
    Thanks!
[21:07] Lottor
    Here, Cayna.
[21:09] Cayna
    What's this?
[21:10] Lottor
    It's wine.
[21:12] Cayna
    Wow... It smells sweet.
[21:15] Lottor
    You've never had it before?
[21:17] Luine
    Even though you've been
    alive for over 200 years?
[21:19] Cayna
    I didn't really have many
    opportunities to drink.
[21:22] Cayna
    In actuality, I haven't
    been alive for centuries.
[21:25] Cayna
    And I was confined to a hospital bed, so...
[21:27] Marelle
    Well, let's have a toast.
[21:30] Marelle
    Cayna, you're the star tonight,
    so you get to lead us in this toast.
[21:35] Cayna
    Right...
[21:39] Cayna
    To new encounters!
[21:40] All
    To new encounters!
[21:43] Cayna
    It's so good.
[21:47] Lytt
    Look at you go, miss.
[21:51] Cayna
    Huh?
[21:58] Marelle
    Oh, Cayna...
[21:59] Marelle
    She may be tough against horned bears,
    but she's no match for alcohol.
[22:03] Lytt
    Goodnight, miss.
[22:05] Lytt
    Sweet dreams.

Season 1

E2 - An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons

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[00:05] Lytt
    Miss! It's morning!
[00:14] Lytt
    Miss!
[00:19] Cayna
    M-My head...
[00:21] Kee
    You have a hangover.
[00:23] Cayna
    S-So this is what a hangover is like.
[00:26] Cayna
    Ow...
[00:29] Cayna
    I'm never drinking alcohol ever again.
[00:31] Lytt
    Miss?
[00:32] Arbiter
    Look at me! Don't close your eyes!
[00:34] Arbiter
    This is nothing!
SIGN    An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
SIGN    An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
[02:11] Arbiter
    Hey! Wake up!
[02:14] Arbiter
    Kenison! Answer me!
[02:16] Arbiter
    Kenison! Damn it!
[02:21] Cayna
    What's wrong?
[02:22] Marelle
    They're merchants traveling
    to the royal capital.
[02:25] Lottor
    Apparently they were attacked
    by ogres in a nearby forest.
[02:28] Lottor
    I think that one's beyond help.
[02:31] Cayna
    Search.
SIGN    Kenison
[02:34] Cayna
    Poison...
[02:36] Cayna
    Move, please.
[02:37] Arbiter
    Wh-What the?
[02:40] Cayna
    Extra Skill: Load: Double Spell.
[02:45] Arbiter
    A Double Spell?!
[03:03] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Pa Nil: Ready Set.
[03:07] Cayna
    Magic Spell: Dewl Level 9: Ready Set.
[03:11] Cayna
    Heal!
[03:32] Elineh
    His wounds... I can't believe it.
[03:35] Arbiter
    Kenison!
[03:38] Underlings
    Yes!
[03:40] Cayna
    Thank goodness.
[03:42] Cayna
    Well, I'll be going now.
[03:43] Arbiter
    M-Missy!
[03:45] Cayna
    Missy?
[03:46] Arbiter
    Thank you for saving my friend's life.
[03:49] Underlings
    Thank you so much!
[03:51] Cayna
    No, no, it's fine! You should get him
    into a bed as soon as you can, though.
[03:55] Arbiter
    Y-Yes, you're right. Boys!
[03:59] Underlings
    Yes, sir!
[04:00] Marelle
    You can come to my inn. This way.
[04:02] Elineh
    I'm in charge of this caravan.
     My name is Elineh.
[04:06] Cayna
    I'm Cayna.
[04:07] Elineh
    I'd like to thank you for helping us.
[04:10] Elineh
    Is there anything I can do for you?
[04:15] Elineh
    Ah, so you've been holed up for 200 years.
[04:19] Elineh
    And you're looking for someone?
[04:22] Cayna
    You're pretty familiar with the
    royal capital of Felskeilo, right?
[04:25] Elineh
    Yes. I've been there
    countless times on business.
[04:30] Elineh
    What is this person like?
[04:31] Cayna
    He's a male elf.
[04:33] Elineh
    Ah, an elf, eh?
[04:35] Cayna
    And a priest.
[04:36] Elineh
    Yes, yes, a pri—
[04:38] Elineh
    Huh?
[04:40] Elineh
    An elven priest in the royal capital?
    It couldn't be...
[04:45] Cayna
    His name is Skargo.
[04:48] Inn Patrons
    What?!
[04:54] Elineh
    Y-You know Lord Skargo?
[04:57] Cayna
    Is he that famous?
[04:59] Elineh
    High Priest Skargo is a wise man who's been
    around since the great upheaval 200 years ago.
[05:05] Elineh
    He has the most influence
    after the king and prime minister.
[05:09] Cayna
    Wow, he became a high priest.
[05:13] Marelle
    That boy who got hurt is
    fine now. He's fast asleep.
[05:17] Elineh
    I-If you don't mind me asking,
    may I ask how you know Lord Skargo?
[05:24] Cayna
    He's my son.
[05:25] Elineh and others
    What?!
[05:28] Marelle
    C-Cayna... Y-You have a child at your age?
[05:34] Cayna
    Actually, I have two other children, too.
[05:36] Elineh and others
    Wh-What?!
[05:39] Cayna
    So it sounds like Skargo is
    doing well. That's great.
[05:44] Cayna
    So, Elineh...
[05:45] Elineh
    Y-Yes?
[05:46] Cayna
    Would you let me accompany
    you and your caravan?
[05:49] Elineh
    What? Are you saying you want
    to go to the royal capital with us?
[05:53] Cayna
    Yes. Is that all right?
[05:56] Elineh
    That's fine with us.
    We welcome you with open arms.
[05:59] Elineh
    But the little missy there
    might not feel the same.
[06:04] Cayna
    Lytt...
[06:07] Lytt
    You're leaving?
[06:08] Cayna
    Y-Yes. But I promise I'll
    come back to see you again.
[06:12] Lytt
    Really?
[06:13] Cayna
    Yes, I promise.
[06:16] Cayna
    Oh, I know.
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
[06:20] Sign
    m 258 246 l 246 209 414 173 429 206
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
SIGN    m 287 351 l 274 315 477 267 493 301
SIGN    High Potion
[06:20] Sign
    m 264 259 l 273 293 425 258 416 226
SIGN    Cloth Boots
SIGN    Item Box
[06:20] Sign
    m 224 157 l 237 193 515 140 503 104
SIGN    Phoenix Headband
[06:21] Sign
    m 244 209 l 415 170 421 181 411 182 410 194 424 205 255 245
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
[06:21] Sign
    m 273 317 l 462 267 468 289 468 303 285 353
SIGN    High Potion
[06:21] Sign
    m 244 207 l 413 171 421 194 399 184 386 181 378 185 380 195 388 206 398 211 253 245
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
[06:21] Sign
    m 271 315 l 429 275 439 283 448 292 443 313 436 313 431 304 420 297 413 295 406 301 407 309 408 318 284 351
SIGN    High Potion
[06:21] Sign
    m 248 208 l 356 186 357 197 361 206 366 213 371 220 254 243
[06:21] Sign
    m 373 181 l 382 193 393 203 402 210 425 203 414 172
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
[06:21] Sign
    m 263 260 l 384 232 412 259 274 293
SIGN    Cloth Boots
[06:23] Cayna
    In the game—I mean...
[06:28] Cayna
    This is the first item I ever made.
[06:30] Cayna
    You can have it.
[06:32] Cayna
    This seals the deal on our promise.
[06:33] Lytt
    Our promise...
[06:36] Cayna
    I'll let you know something
    else super amazing, too.
[06:41] Cayna
    But you can't tell anyone, okay?
[06:43] Lytt
    O-Okay. I promise I'll keep it a secret.
[06:48] Cayna
    You know that silver tower
    beyond the mountains?
[06:52] Lytt
    The place where the bad witch lives, right?
[06:54] Cayna
    Believe it or not... I'm that bad witch.
[06:58] Lytt
    What?!
[07:05] Lytt
    But you're not a bad person!
[07:07] Cayna
    Make sure you keep it a secret, okay?
[07:10] Cayna
    I'm going to come back every once in a
    while to make sure you didn't tell anyone.
[07:15] Lytt
    Okay! But if you don't come back for a really
    long time, I'm going to tell someone.
[07:23] Cayna
    Then I'd better make sure
    I come back to this village.
[07:34] Arbiter
    Allow me to formally introduce myself.
[07:36] Arbiter
    I am Arbiter, the leader of
    the Flame Spears mercenaries.
[07:40] Arbiter
    We'll be accompanying
    you to the royal capital.
[07:42] Cayna
    Thanks for letting me come along.
[07:45] Arbiter
    Hey, Kenison.
[07:46] Kenison
    Y-Yes, sir!
[07:48] Kenison
    I heard that you saved me.
     You are a lifesaver.
[07:52] Kenison
    Thank you so much! Lady C-C-C-C-Cayna!
[07:56] Cayna
    There were definitely too many Cs there.
[07:59] Cayna
    And you don't need to call me "Lady."
[08:02] Cayna
    Just call me Cayna.
[08:05] Kenison
    Then... Then I'll call you Miss Cayna.
[08:09] Cayna
    Er, you don't really need the "Miss," either.
[08:13] People
    Be careful.
[08:14] Lottor
    Come back soon!
[08:15] Marelle
    Bring your son with you next time!
[08:17] Cayna
    Thanks for everything!
[08:19] Lytt
    Miss!
[08:30] Cayna
    I wonder what the royal
    capital of Felskeilo is like.
[08:35] Primo
    What the heck does "Primo" mean?
[08:37] Lonti
    Er, my stomach just growled...
[08:39] Primo
    What?!
[08:42] Almana
    I wonder if they'd think
    less of me as a blonde.
[08:49] Cayna
    Wow...
[08:53] Cayna
    Wow...
[08:55] Cayna
    Wow...
[08:58] Cayna
    My, oh, my...
[08:59] Cayna
    Oh, my.
[09:03] Cayna
    I can't believe they built a city here.
[09:07] Elineh
    Lady Cayna, this is the
    royal capital of Felskeilo,
[09:10] Elineh
    otherwise known as the scenic capital.
[09:12] Arbiter
    If you ever need anything, come see us.
[09:16] Arbiter
    You're welcome anytime.
[09:17] Cayna
    I will.
[09:22] Cayna
    U-Um...
[09:24] Cayna
    Elineh recommended this inn to me.
[09:27] Cat proprietress
    Oh, meow I see. Elineh told you to come, eh?
[09:31] Cayna
    Are humans not allowed here?
[09:33] Cat proprietress
    There are a lot of humans who still
    don't take mew kindly to our folk.
[09:39] Cayna
    Don't worry. I'm not actually human, either.
[09:52] Cayna
    Excuse me.
[09:54] Cayna
    I heard that Skargo was here.
[09:57] Sister
    Ah, the high priest. Yes, he is.
[10:01] Cayna
    Is it possible to see him?
[10:04] Sister
    I'm afraid if you do not have an
    appointment, that is not possible.
[10:09] Cayna
    Yeah, of course.
[10:11] Cayna
    And I shouldn't go disrupting
    that boy's life, either.
[10:16] Sister
    That boy?
[10:17] Cayna
    Well, sorry for the trouble.
[10:21] Cayna
    I guess I do need an appointment after all.
[10:24] Cayna
    Oh, well. I guess I'll head to
    the Adventurers' Guild first.
[10:28] Kartatz
    What are you doing?!
[10:31] Kartatz
    That's not it!
[10:33] Kartatz
    Do I need to explain
    everything more than once?
[10:38] Kartatz
    Pick up the pace!
[10:39] Pupils
    R-Right, boss! Sorry!
[10:42] Kartatz
    For cryin' out loud...
[10:43] Cayna
    Huh?
[10:47] Cayna
    Kartatz!
[10:53] Cayna
    Kar...tatz?
[10:56] Kartatz
    M-Mum!
[11:00] Kartatz
    Y-Y-Y-You okay, Mum?!
[11:02] Kartatz
    Are you not feeling well?
[11:04] Cayna
    No, I just... wasn't expecting
    you to call me that,
[11:07] Cayna
    or maybe it was even weirder than I imagined.
[11:10] Cayna
    But it's been a while. How've you been?
[11:16] Kartatz
    Hey! I'm not a little child anymore!
[11:20] Kartatz
    Stop patting me on the head!
[11:23] Cayna
    Well, this is pretty neat. How cute.
[11:28] Kartatz
    Don't call an old man "cute"! That's creepy!
[11:36] Kartatz
    What?!
[11:38] Kartatz
    You left the tower and became an adventurer?!
[11:41] Cayna
    Yeah. It's pretty rough with so much
    being different than 200 years ago.
[11:46] Kartatz
    Are you going to d-destroy
    a country or something?
[11:51] Cayna
    Huh? What's wrong?
[11:53] Kartatz
    Don't "what's wrong" me!
[11:55] Kartatz
    I thought my skull was gonna shatter!
[11:58] Cayna
    I stopped by the church before coming here,
    but the sister wouldn't let me in.
[12:06] Kartatz
    You went to see Big Bro?
    Of course you were turned away.
[12:10] Cayna
    Yeah. Do you happen to know where Mai-Mai is?
[12:14] Kartatz
    Sis is the headmaster at the academy there.
[12:17] Cayna
    Aw, you've all grown up so well.
[12:21] Cayna
    I see.
[12:22] Kartatz
    I-I'll go ahead and talk to them for you.
[12:26] Cayna
    Okay, I'm counting on you.
[12:31] Kartatz
    What're you fools smirking about?!
[12:36] Almana
    If you'd like to register for the
    Adventurers' Guild, please fill these out.
[12:40] Cayna
    I'm in a fantasy world, yet I'm using
    a pencil rather than a quill pen.
[12:46] Cayna
    Here you go.
[12:47] Almana
    Wow, it's rare to see a high elf around here.
[12:51] Cayna
    O-Oh, it's actually a rare race?
[12:54] Almana
    I'll get your registration card.
    One moment, please.
[12:58] Cayna
    Thanks!
[13:01] Cayna
    "Please capture this monster."
[13:04] Cayna
    Bodyguard, investigate an affair...
[13:07] Cayna
    "I'd like a potion. Reward: two silver coins."
[13:11] Cayna
    I do have a high potion
    I made a long time ago.
[13:14] Cayna
    I wonder if this will work.
[13:16] Cayna
    Kee, this is pretty old,
    but do you think it's still okay?
[13:19] Kee
    I believe that it should still be effective.
[13:22] Almana
    Cayna!
[13:23] Cayna
    Oh, coming!
[13:27] Almana
    Here you go. Your Adventurers'
    Guild registration card.
[13:30] Cayna
    Thanks.
[13:32] Cayna
    Oh, will this work for this potion request?
[13:40] Cayna
    Is that some kind of appraisal skill?
[13:44] Almana
    Yes, that takes care of it.
[13:45] Almana
    But isn't this a rather high-end potion?
[13:49] Almana
    Are you sure about this?
[13:50] Cayna
    Yes. I haven't used it in a while, so...
[13:53] Almana
    I see. In that case,
[13:55] Almana
    here's your reward of two silvers.
[13:57] Cayna
    Thank you very much.
[14:00] Cayna
    I guess this is my first step as an adventurer.
[14:03] Cayna
    This is just like when I first logged in
    to Leadale and stood out on the field.
[14:09] Agaido
    Missy, you're an adventurer, aren't you?
[14:12] Cayna
    Uh, yes, I am.
[14:15] Agaido
    No need to be so guarded.
[14:18] Agaido
    My name is Agaido.
[14:20] Agaido
    Come, now. Stop hiding
    behind me and introduce yourself.
[14:24] Lonti
    I-I'm Lonti.
[14:26] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[14:28] Agaido
    You seem rather skilled.
    Mind helping us out for a bit?
[14:33] Cayna
    Is this an official quest, then?
[14:35] Agaido
    Yes. We happen to be looking for someone.
[14:38] Agaido
    Will you help us out?
[14:40] Cayna
    W-Was that supposed to be a wink?
[14:42] Cayna
    S-Sure, as long as you pay me.
[14:46] Agaido
    Don't worry. You'll get your
    payment if you see this through.
[14:52] Cayna
    Yeah, that was supposed to be a wink.
[14:54] Cayna
    All right. I accept.
[14:59] ---
    Grin...
[15:00] Agaido
    Well, I'll search on my own.
    Lonti, you go with Cayna.
[15:06] Lonti
    M-Me? Go with Miss Cayna?
[15:08] Agaido
    Well, Cayna doesn't know
    who we're looking for.
[15:12] Agaido
    I'm counting on you.
[15:16] Agaido
    Bye now.
[15:17] Cayna
    Lonti... was it?
[15:21] Cayna
    Do you not like elves?
[15:23] Lonti
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:25] Lonti
    It's not that you scare me or anything.
[15:30] Cayna
    I'm Cayna, a high elf.
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[15:34] Lonti
    I'm a first-year adventurer
    from the Royal Academy,
[15:37] Lonti
    and my name is Lonti Arbalest.
[15:39] Lonti
    I-It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.
[15:41] Lonti
    Wait, you're a high elf, Miss Cayna?!
[15:45] Lonti
    What's elf royalty doing here?
[15:48] Cayna
    Oh, every world has their exceptions.
[15:51] Cayna
    Anyway, let's go. So what
    does this person look like?
[15:55] Lonti
    O-Oh, sorry!
[15:57] Lonti
    Um, we're looking for someone
    a little younger than me...
[16:01] Lonti
    With red hair...
[16:05] Cayna
    I must say, that's rather vague.
[16:07] Lonti
    H-He's a boy!
[16:09] Cayna
    Oh?
[16:12] Lonti
    U-Um, Miss Cayna? Why did we come here?
[16:16] Cayna
    Hm...
[16:18] Cayna
    Just because.
[16:19] Lonti
    Really? That's it?
[16:21] Crowd
    Hey!
[16:26] Crowd
    Stop that!
[16:27] Crowd
    Look out!
[16:28] Crowd
    Be careful!
[16:29] Cayna
    A boy with red hair...
[16:33] Primo
    Don't move. Just stay still...
[16:39] Crowd
    He's falling!
[16:40] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Load: Float.
[16:48] ---
    That's impressive, kid...
[16:50] Crowd
    Thanks, Missy.
[16:52] Cayna
    Hey, no problem.
[16:55] Boy A
    Are you okay?
[16:57] Primo
    Yeah. That was pretty amazing, la—
[16:59] Primo
    Lon—
[17:00] Lonti
    We finally found you, Pri—
[17:03] Lonti
    I mean... Young Master.
[17:07] Cayna
    Young Master? Ah, I see.
    That's what kind of event this is.
[17:12] Cayna
    I did 4,000 quests, but I never
    had one like this before.
[17:17] Primo
    U-Um, here!
[17:19] Lonti
    Huh?!
[17:20] Primo
    See ya!
[17:21] Lonti
    Hey! Wh-What am I supposed to do with this?
[17:24] Cayna
    He sure is fast.
[17:26] Lonti
    Er, Miss Cayna!
[17:28] Lonti
    Don't just stand there
    admiring him! Catch him!
[17:31] Cayna
    Oh, sure thing.
[17:32] Cayna
    Active Skill: Leap.
[17:39] Cayna
    Come back here!
[17:42] Primo
    Wha—
[17:42] Cayna
    You're not getting away from me!
[17:49] Cayna
    Just be a good boy and surrender, Primo.
[17:52] Primo
    P-Primo?
[17:54] Primo
    Who the heck're you calling Primo?!
[17:57] Cayna
    That sounded like what Lonti
    was trying to call you.
[17:59] Friend A
    Over here!
[18:02] Primo
    You're not getting away with this, Lonti!
[18:16] Primo
    W-Well? How d'you like them apples?!
[18:26] Cayna
    Let me catch you already!
[18:29] Primo
    Wh-What the heck?!
[18:34] Primo
    Stay away from me! Go away!
[18:50] Primo
    Damn it...
[18:52] Agaido
    You're really something. Here's your reward.
[18:57] Cayna
    You're paying me this much?!
[18:59] Agaido
    I made a bet with some of those onlookers
    who were watching your little race there.
[19:03] Agaido
    A 50-50 split sounds fair, doesn't it?
[19:06] Cayna
    Jeez, you can't let your
    guard down with this guy.
[19:10] Primo
    Damn it! Who the heck are you, anyway?
[19:13] Primo
    Did you do this knowing who I really am?
[19:17] Cayna
    I can pretty much figure it out,
    but "Primo" suits you just fine.
[19:20] Cayna
    I don't want to get too involved, anyway.
[19:22] Agaido
    Oh? Then do you know what's
    going on with this boy?
[19:26] Cayna
    Lonti was trying to call him
    "Pri—something" earlier.
[19:32] Cayna
    I bet you ran away because
    you got sick of your boring life.
[19:36] Primo
    Lonti! I'm being called
    Primo now because of you!
[19:42] Lonti
    I'm terribly sorry.
[19:45] Agaido
    Well, thank you for your hard work.
[19:51] Primo
    What's the big idea?! Hey!
[19:53] Lonti
    I'm so sorry about this, Miss Cayna.
    Thank you for everything.
[19:54] Primo
    Put me down! Let go! Stop it!
[19:58] ---
    Damn it! Put me down! Listen to me!
[19:59] Cayna
    He's carrying him around so easily.
[20:05] Cayna
    I'm back... huh?
[20:07] Cat proprietress
    Welcome back! We were waiting for you!
[20:12] Cat proprietress
    We heard mew did something
    interesting at the river.
[20:15] Cat proprietress
    Everyone's been purrfectly
    anxious to hear all about it!
[20:18] Cayna
    A-Actually, I promised myself
    I'd never drink again.
[20:22] Cat proprietress
    Meow?
[20:31] Cayna
    Okay. I'll drink. Let's all drink!
[20:39] Mai-Mai
    What did you say?!
[20:41] Mai-Mai
    Why in the world didn't you call me sooner?!
[20:47] Kartatz
    How could I?
[20:50] Skargo
    I see.
[20:52] Skargo
    So Mother Dearest is here in this city.
[20:54] Skargo
    I must do everything I can
    to give her a warm welcome!
[20:58] Mai-Mai
    Just don't. You know Mother
    will get mad at you.
[21:01] Mai-Mai
    Don't you remember why our
    mother got sick of people
[21:05] Mai-Mai
    and holed herself up in the forest?
[21:07] Skargo
    Right...
[21:08] Mai-Mai
    Anyway, Mother is an adventurer now, eh?
[21:11] Mai-Mai
    Oh, wait.
[21:13] Mai-Mai
    Then could that potion be...
[21:15] Kartatz
    Potion?
[21:17] Mai-Mai
    Our school received a potion that was
    made in a way no one uses anymore.
[21:22] Mai-Mai
    One of my husband's students
    couldn't do their assignment,
[21:25] Mai-Mai
    so they sent a request
    to the Adventurers' Guild.
[21:29] Mai-Mai
    So Mother must be the one who made it.
[21:32] Skargo
    Indeed. But Mother Dearest should've
    let us know that she was here.
[21:39] Kartatz
    She told me that she wasn't
    allowed into your place.
[21:41] Skargo
    Oho... So not only did someone not
    tell me Mother Dearest came to see me,
[21:45] Skargo
    but they sent her away!
[21:46] Skargo
    How dare they blaspheme my
    beloved Mother Dearest like that?!
[21:50] Skargo
    They shall pay dearly for—
[21:53] Mai-Mai
    Oh, stop being so extreme.
[21:56] Mai-Mai
    You know that our kind mother
    would never want that.
[22:00] Skargo
    True...
[22:04] Kartatz
    Is this kingdom going to survive
    having a high priest like him?

Season 1

E3 - A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut

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[00:07] Cayna
    Ow...
[00:08] Kee
    You have a hangover.
[00:10] Cayna
    Yeah, yeah, I know.
[00:14] Cayna
    Th-This time, I'm really
    never going to drink again.
[00:17] Man's voice
    Hey, it's the girl who
    walked across the river.
[00:20] Woman's voice
    Look, it's the girl who crossed the river.
[00:24] Child's voice
    It's the lady from the river? Hi, lady!
[00:30] Elineh
    Well, well, if it isn't the famed Lady Cayna,
     who parted the great river.
[00:34] Cayna
    E-Even you heard about that...
[00:37] Elineh
    I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
[00:40] Arbiter
    So, what's the matter?
[00:41] Arbiter
    If you want to become a mercenary
    and join us Flame Spears,
[00:45] Arbiter
    we'll welcome you with open arms.
[00:47] Elineh
    Our caravan will be happy
    to welcome you in, as well.
[00:51] Elineh
    Though, I must say...
[00:52] Arbiter
    That doesn't seem to be the case.
[00:55] Cayna
    Ah, well... You know of
    the Silver Tower, right?
[01:00] Cayna
    Have you seen towers like
    that anywhere before?
[01:05] Elineh
    Let's see...
[01:07] Elineh
    I have heard that there's a beautiful
    castle in the middle of a lake
[01:11] Elineh
    in the Kingdom of Helshper up
    north that no one can enter.
[01:14] Cayna
    A kingdom up north...
[01:16] Cayna
    I think there was a huge war there before.
[01:19] Elineh
    Is the goal of your journey
    to find this place?
[01:23] Cayna
    Well... I don't have much else to do.
[01:27] Cayna
    If you find anything else out,
     please let me know.
[01:31] Arbiter
    Sure, leave it to us.
[01:32] Elineh
    But of course.
[01:34] Almana
    Ah, if it isn't Miss Cayna,
    who swallowed up the great river!
[01:38] Cayna
    Can we just stop with that?
[01:40] Almana
    You have a summons from the Royal Academy.
[01:43] Cayna
    A summons?
[01:45] Cayna
    I wonder what that's all about. Well, whatever.
[01:47] Cayna
    I might actually be able to see Mai-Mai.
SIGN    A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
SIGN    A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
[03:25] Cayna
    You did mention that you
    were a student here, didn't you?
[03:27] Lonti
    Y-Yes, and I help out the headmaster.
[03:33] Lonti
    Oh, and thank you for yesterday.
    The Knight Corps were quite surprised
[03:39] Lonti
    because you captured him so quickly.
[03:41] Cayna
    Primo's such a handful.
[03:43] Cayna
    Do you just want me to catch him
[03:45] Cayna
    without permission if I see
    him wandering around again?
[03:47] Lonti
    Please do. And, um...
[03:51] Lonti
    Wh-What did you do to get a summons?
[03:54] Cayna
    I'd like to know that myself.
[03:58] Lonti
    This is the headmaster's office.
[04:01] Cayna
    Mai-Mai's just beyond this door.
[04:03] Mai-mai
    Come in.
[04:04] Lonti
    P-Please excuse us.
[04:09] Cayna
    So that's...
[04:12] Lonti
    H-Headmaster.
[04:14] Lonti
    I've brought... her?
[04:17] Mai-mai
    Oh, it's been too long, Mother!
[04:21] Lonti
    What?!
[04:23] Cayna
    There, there, Mai-Mai.
[04:25] Lonti
    What?!
[04:26] Cayna
    She's so tall now. Oh, right.
[04:32] Mai-mai
    Ow! That hurt, Mother.
[04:36] Cayna
    You're the headmaster,
    remember? What are you doing?
[04:39] Mai-Mai
    But we haven't seen each other in 200 years.
[04:43] Cayna
    Lonti, are you okay?
[04:46] Lonti
    U-U-U-U-Um! You're the headmaster's mother?!
[04:52] Cayna
    Yes, I am.
[04:53] Mai-Mai
    Yay, Mother!
[05:00] Mai-Mai
    Thank you, Miss Arbalest. You may go now.
[05:03] Lonti
    U-Um, okay. P-Please excuse me.
[05:15] Cayna
    Say, Mai-Mai.
[05:16] Mai-mai
    Y-Yes, Mother?
[05:18] Cayna
    Why did you summon me here?
    So you could glomp me?
[05:23] Mai-Mai
    No. Th-There is something
    I need to discuss with you.
[05:27] Cayna
    I'm not saying you can't
    ask to be babied at all,
[05:30] Cayna
    but you're in a respected
    position as headmaster, aren't you?
[05:35] Mai-Mai
    Yes...
[05:36] Cayna
    So what did you want to talk about?
[05:43] Lopus
    Come on, I wasn't expecting a
    little missy like her to show up.
[05:49] Cayna
    Why is it everyone keeps calling
    me "missy" wherever I go?
[05:53] Mai-Mai
    Come on, Lopus. Don't talk to her like that.
[05:56] Mai-Mai
    She's my mother.
[05:59] Lopus
    What?
[06:00] Mai-Mai
    This is the professor of alchemy here
    at the Royal Academy, Lopus Harvey.
[06:05] Mai-Mai
    He's my husband.
[06:07] Cayna
    Wha?
[06:08] Lopus
    She's your mother?
[06:09] Cayna
    Husband?
[06:10] Mai-Mai
    Oh, no! I finally said it!
    I just blurted it out!
[06:16] Cayna
    I'm sorry. I clearly should've
    taken better care of her.
[06:20] Cayna
    She must be a handful.
[06:22] Lopus
    Nah. Her airheadedness has actually helped
    me out at times, so I can't complain.
[06:30] Cayna
    You seem like a nice guy.
[06:31] Cayna
    Please continue to take care of her, Lopus.
[06:35] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[06:36] Lopus
    Missy... I mean, Lady Cayna, it's a
    pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[06:41] Mai-Mai
    Hey! Why are you passionately
    shaking hands without me?!
[06:48] Mai-Mai
    Why are you staring me down like that?
[06:54] Lopus
    So this is what we wanted
    to talk to you about.
[06:58] Cayna
    Wait, isn't that my...
[07:00] Lopus
    I knew it.
[07:02] Lopus
    I gave my students an assignment to create
    a potion, and one of them brought me this.
[07:06] Cayna
    Ah, so that's what that quest was for.
[07:09] Lopus
    This is basically an artifact-class potion
    that no one knows how to make anymore.
[07:15] Cayna
    I see. So they're not even
    made the same way anymore.
[07:19] Lopus
    If too many people know about this,
[07:22] Lopus
    it'll turn our established basics
    of preparation on their head.
[07:25] Lopus
    Please be careful not to
    let too many people know.
[07:27] Cayna
    Sure thing. Got it.
[07:29] Lopus
    Now then, Lady Cayna,
[07:31] Lopus
    I have a request for you.
[07:31] Mai-Mai
    Boo, boo... Boo, boo...
[07:37] Lopus
    This mage is Lady Cayna.
    She's the headmaster's mother.
[07:41] Students
    What?!
[07:43] Lopus
    Pipe down!
[07:47] Lopus
    Lady Cayna is going to demonstrate
    how to make a high potion.
[07:50] Lopus
    Watch carefully.
[07:52] Students
    Yes, sir!
[07:54] Cayna
    Didn't he just say to not
    let too many people know?
[07:58] Lopus
    That was then. This is now.
[08:03] Cayna
    Okay, let's get started.
SIGN    Item Box
[08:09] Cayna
    Okay, so, you take these
    ingredients and use this thing,
[08:12] Cayna
    and go like this and this, and this...
[08:15] Cayna
    And there you go, a high potion.
[08:20] Mai-Mai
    Splendid work, Mother!
[08:22] Cayna
    Okay, well, bye.
[08:25] Lopus
    I have a question.
[08:27] Cayna
    And me answering will depend on the question.
[08:29] Lopus
    Where did the vial come from?
[08:33] Cayna
    How the hell would I know?
[08:34] Cayna
    Ask Leadale's admins.
[08:37] Mai-Mai
    Mother, are you leaving already?
[08:40] Cayna
    I'll come by again.
[08:42] Mai-Mai
    Okay...
[08:49] Cayna
    "Please take care of a ghost for us.
    From colosseum staff. Reward: 8 silvers."
[08:58] Almana
    Why, yes.
[09:00] Almana
    There's been some panic because
     a ghost has apparently been
[09:03] Almana
    showing up at the colosseum.
[09:05] Almana
    Are you sure about this, though?
    Many adventurers have failed this quest.
[09:10] Cayna
    Is ghostbusting that hard?
[09:12] Almana
    They go in all confident,
    proclaiming that ghosts don't exist,
[09:16] Almana
    then come running back after
    seeing that they actually do.
[09:19] Cayna
    Huh...
[09:20] Cayna
    But I mean... ghosts actually don't exist.
[09:24] Cayna
    I wonder what it could be. Maybe it's
    some undead monster or something.
[09:27] Cayna
    Then it's probably manageable... I think.
[09:31] Almana
    What would you like to do, Cayna?
[09:33] Cayna
    I'll go ahead and take it.
[09:35] Almana
    Okay, accepted.
[09:55] Cayna
    Hello?
[09:57] Mai-Mai
    Yes, I absolutely love my mother!
[10:03] Skargo
    Mother Dearest! M-Mother Dearest!
[10:06] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[10:12] Max
    Um, are you really sure about this?
[10:14] Max
    The other day, we had a group
    of five adventurers come by,
[10:17] Max
    and they immediately ran away.
[10:20] Cayna
    Well, I'll spend two or three nights
    here to find out what's going on.
[10:24] Max
    Thank you very much.
    Please take care of this!
[10:35] Cayna
    Kee, apparently this colosseum's been here
[10:37] Cayna
    since before the royal capital of
    Felskeilo was even established.
[10:41] Kee
    So it's a historical site.
[10:43] Cayna
    And no one has any idea who built this thing.
[10:47] Kee
    I'm surprised they used such a shady
    venue for their entertainment.
[10:50] Cayna
    Yeah, that alone is giving me the creeps.
[11:05] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll get ready, then.
[11:13] Kee
    Eternal Flame. A rare weapon.
[11:16] Cayna
    Yup. It has a salamander inside.
[11:20] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure this'll take out
    any enemy with one blow.
[11:23] Cayna
    And...
[11:24] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Cerberus!
[11:34] Cayna
    I'll need you to patrol the area, Cerberwoof.
[11:40] Cayna
    That should do it. I guess I'll get
    something to eat before it gets too dark.
[11:46] Cayna
    I think it's about ready.
[11:49] Cayna
    It smells so good!
[11:51] Primo
    S-Stop that! Let go of me! Hey!
[11:54] Primo
    Hey, you! What the heck is this thing?
[11:57] Cayna
    It's a summoning spell.
[11:59] Cayna
    I used it to summon an
    ordinary little cerberus.
[12:02] Primo
    I've never heard of magic like that.
[12:05] Cayna
    I guess you don't know much, then.
[12:09] Cayna
    You can let him go now.
[12:11] Primo
    Ow! Damn it, that's cold.
[12:16] Cayna
    Want some?
[12:17] Primo
    Like I'd ev—
[12:20] Primo
    ...ever say no to that!
[12:25] Primo
    Hot! Yum. Hot!
[12:28] Primo
    This is good.
[12:29] Cayna
    He's so crude. Is he really royalty?
[12:34] Cayna
    So, why'd you follow me all
    the way here from the city?
[12:40] Primo
    I wanted to find out who you really are.
[12:42] Primo
    You walked on water, caught me easily...
[12:46] Primo
    Then you said you were the mother of
[12:47] Primo
    Master Craftsman Kartatz and Headmaster
    Mai-Mai of the Royal Academy, too!
[12:51] Primo
    And you used some weird spell...
    B-But most of all...
[12:55] Primo
    When I saw Lonti earlier,
    she said she looked up to you, so...
[13:02] Cayna
    Aha, so that's it.
[13:06] Primo
    A-Anyway! I'm gonna find
    out who you really are!
[13:10] Cayna
    Honestly, I'm not that interesting.
[13:16] Cayna
    Want some more?
[13:17] Primo
    Yes!
[13:23] Cayna
    Thanks for babysitting the kid, Cerberwoof.
[13:26] Cayna
    Anything unusual? Guess not.
[13:31] Cayna
    He looks so comfy.
[13:35] Cayna
    I was told I could capture
    him without permission,
[13:39] Cayna
    but it's not like I can
    leave this place right now.
[13:42] Cayna
    Actually, I hope no one thinks
    that I kidnapped this kid.
[13:48] Cayna
    But you know...
[13:49] Cayna
    I looked through every inch of this place,
[13:52] Cayna
    but couldn't find any sign
    of anything hiding anywhere.
[13:55] Cayna
    I wonder what's going on.
[14:03] Cayna
    Blanket time.
[14:15] Cayna
    I think I had another one...
[14:20] Cayna
    Wow, it really showed up.
[14:28] Cayna
    If Cerberwoof isn't reacting,
    I guess it's not an evil spirit.
[14:36] Cayna
    The Guardian Ring...
[14:39] Cayna
    Wait, no way!
[14:44] Cayna
    This is the place?
[14:46] Cayna
    Cerberwoof, look after Primo.
[14:52] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:54] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[15:27] Cayna
    I'll give you some MP.
[15:46] Kyotaro Guardian
    Welcome, honored guest.
[15:51] Cayna
    What a chivalrous guardian.
[15:54] (Flashback) Guardian
    Guess you've finally
    gone senile, you old hag.
[15:57] Cayna
    Nothing like the good ol'
    guardian at my tower.
[16:01] Kyotaro Guardian
    This is the Guardian Tower managed by
    Skill Master Number Nine, Lord Kyotaro.
[16:06] Cayna
    Kyotaro? You mean the dragoid?
[16:10] Kyotaro Guardian
    Yes. May I ask for your name, honored guest?
[16:14] Cayna
    I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
[16:17] Cayna
    Your master, Kyotaro... What happened to him?
[16:20] Kyotaro Guardian
    He is currently not here.
[16:23] Kyotaro Guardian
    Actually, he will probably
    never return to this land.
[16:26] Cayna
    Huh?
[16:27] Kyotaro Guardian
    The last time he was here, he said,
[16:29] Kyotaro Guardian
    "Our dream will be over soon.
    Thank you for everything you've done.
[16:34] Kyotaro Guardian
    It was a lot of fun."
[16:35] Cayna
    "Our dream will be over soon"?
[16:37] Kyotaro Guardian
    "It might be a little sad that we only
    got twelve Skill Masters in the end,
[16:43] Kyotaro Guardian
    but we might see each other again
    somewhere else," were his final words,
[16:48] Kyotaro guardian
    and then he left.
[16:50] Cayna
    Twelve? There should be thirteen
    Skill Masters. So why...
[16:56] Cayna
    I was gone, so they ended up with twelve.
[17:00] Cayna
    Everyone's dream was over?
    Meaning Leadale came to an end?
[17:05] Cayna
    Th-This world isn't Leadale in the future.
[17:10] Cayna
    Leadale's online service ended, so this
    is the future after all the players left.
[17:19] Cayna
    Yeah... this isn't good.
[17:21] Kyotaro Guardian
    It's been 200 years since,
    and I had been in sleep mode,
[17:26] Kyotaro Guardian
    but I did detect a signal from
    a Guardian Ring a few days ago,
[17:32] Kyotaro Guardian
    so I wanted to at least relay this message.
[17:35] Kyotaro Guardian
    But I was out of MP,
[17:39] Kyotaro Guardian
    so the best I could do was cause
    a commotion by making them
[17:41] Kyotaro Guardian
    think there was a ghost here.
[17:47] Kyotaro Guardian
    Lady Cayna,
[17:48] Kyotaro Guardian
    I officially recognize you
    as the master of this tower.
[17:53] Kyotaro Guardian
    Please take this.
[17:59] Kyotaro Guardian
    I await your orders, my master.
[18:06] Cayna
    All right, but I don't really
    have any orders to give you.
[18:10] Cayna
    Just try not to bother anyone if
    they use the colosseum up above.
[18:15] Kyotaro Guardian
    All right, as you wish.
[18:19] Cayna
    Okay, I'm going to head back up.
    I'll stop by again sometime.
[18:23] Kyotaro Guardian
    Yes, I will be waiting for you.
[18:31] Primo
    Come on... Get off me, Lonti.
[18:35] Primo
    You know, you're really warm.
[18:40] Primo
    You're so forward, Lonti.
[18:46] Primo
    That's cold!
[18:47] Primo
    Wait, it's morning?
[18:50] Primo
    Hey, where'd she go?
[18:52] Knight A
    There he is!
[18:53] Knight B
    He's safe!
[18:54] Primo
    Gah! They found me!
[18:55] Knight C
    What in the world is that beast?!
[19:11] Cayna
    I feel totally drained.
[19:14] Cayna
    Even if I revive all the towers,
    all the players are gone now, right?
[19:24] Agaido
    Oh, you haven't heard?
[19:29] Skargo
    What are you talking about, Sir Agaido?
[19:31] Agaido
    Well, Lady Cayna...
[19:33] Skargo
    Mother Dearest?!
[19:35] Agaido
    She's apparently been holed up in
    her room at the inn for two days.
[19:39] Agaido
    I wonder if she's sic—
[19:41] Skargo
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[19:49] Agaido
    I guess Lord Skargo loves
    his mother very much.
[19:51] Man A
    It's Lord Skargo.
[19:53] Woman A
    Ah, he's always so lively.
[19:55] Man B
    Wow, the rain is actually avoiding him.
[19:58] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:03] Cat Proprietress
    She's still not up from her catnap.
[20:05] Cat proprietress
    I'm getting worried.
[20:07] Cat Proprietress
    She looked like she was in a hairy situation.
[20:12] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:15] Cat Proprietress
    L-Lord Skargo? And did he say "Mother Dearest"?
[20:22] Skargo
    Bam!
[20:29] Skargo
    Oh!
[20:31] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:33] Skargo
    It has been far too long.
[20:38] Skargo
    Forgive my tardiness,
[20:39] Skargo
    but I, your eldest son, Skargo,
[20:45] Skargo
    have come to repay all of your
    motherly love and kindness,
[20:48] Skargo
    as I have heard you are not feeling well.
[20:51] Skargo
    I am here for you now.
[20:55] Skargo
    Please, come to my humble abode.
[20:58] Skargo
    Let us get you proper care for
    your exhausted body and soul.
[21:01] Cayna
    You...
[21:03] Skargo
    You?
[21:04] Cayna
    Y-Y-You absolute weirdo!
[21:16] Skargo
    Boeh!
[21:26] Cayna
    Isolation Barrier.
[21:31] Mai-Mai
    Listen here, Brother!
[21:32] Mai-Mai
    What do you think you're doing,
    running through the city?
[21:35] Mai-Mai
    You're the high priest! Think of your position...
[21:39] Mai-Mai
    And I was too late.
[21:41] Mai-Mai
    An Isolation Barrier?! Er, M-Mother?
[21:46] Mai-Mai
    Oh, honestly...
[22:01] Mai-Mai
    Mother, I'll stop by again.

Season 1

E4 - A Son, a Fight, a Journey, and Bandits

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[00:07] Kartatz
    Yeah, I don't think that's happening.
[00:09] Mai-Mai
    You need to think about
    this seriously, Kartatz!
[00:12] Kartatz
    Well, Mum's using her
    Isolation Barrier, right?
[00:15] Kartatz
    Do you really think you
    can break through that?
[00:20] Mai-Mai
    Mother is a high-class mage who,
    during the Seven Nations Era,
[00:24] Mai-Mai
    was one of the 24 transcendentals,
    and was acknowledged as
[00:29] Mai-Mai
    the Master of the Sacred Ruins
    from the Age of the Gods.
[00:33] Mai-Mai
    There's no way an ordinary mage
    like myself would stand a chance.
[00:38] Kartatz
    If you're calling yourself ordinary,
[00:41] Kartatz
    does that make the rest of the
    humans the lowest rank possible?
[00:46] Skargo
    Aha! I've got it!
[00:48] Kartatz
    Big Bro...
[00:49] Mai-Mai
    Have you thought of a way
    to tear down the barrier?
[00:51] Skargo
    No! I've figured out why Mother Dearest hit me!
[00:55] Skargo
    I was merely an eyesore to her
    because of how deplorable I looked!
[01:02] Skargo
    That must be it.
[01:09] Skargo
    I will go see Mother Dearest
    again dressed like this.
[01:13] Skargo
    Ah, yes. That's exactly what it was.
[01:21] Kartatz
    Oho, would you look at the time?
[01:24] Kartatz
    I'll catch you later.
[01:29] Kartatz
    I want to live to see another day, so...
[01:32] Kartatz
    Oh, well.
[01:35] Kartatz
    I guess I'll go pay Mum a visit.
[01:44] Kartatz
    I doubt it'll do any good, though.
[01:47] Cayna
    Mister, this is great!
[01:53] Kartatz
    M-Mum?!
[01:54] Cayna
    Oh? What's the matter, Kartatz?
[01:57] Cayna
    Want some meat?
[01:58] Kartatz
    Meat?
[02:00] Cayna
    Could I get two more, Mister?
[02:01] Kartatz
    What were we even worried about?
[02:03] Shopkeep
    You've got it!
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[03:42] Cayna
    It's so good!
[03:45] Cayna
    Sorry I made you worry.
[03:48] Kartatz
    Did you ever! You really
    holed up in your barrier?
[03:52] Cayna
    I was feeling shocked about something,
    but then I got hungry.
[03:56] Cayna
    After I ate something yummy,
    none of it mattered anymore.
[04:01] Cayna
    There's no point in being
    sad or worrying about it.
[04:04] Cayna
    Isn't it dumb?
[04:06] Kartatz
    Tell me about it. Both Big Bro and Sis
    looked like the world was about to end.
[04:12] Kartatz
    Be sure you go and say hi to them later.
[04:16] Cayna
    Your Big Bro...
[04:18] Cayna
    So the blonde guy who barged into my room...
[04:22] Cayna
    really was Skargo.
[04:24] Kartatz
    That's the norm for him. Keep that in mind.
[04:29] Cayna
    So that's normal for him, huh?
[04:32] Cayna
    To think he's able to use the
[04:35] Cayna
    Special Skill: Roses Scatter
    with Beauty so perfectly.
[04:40] Cayna
    Oh, I know. I'll completely
    destroy his current personality,
[04:44] Cayna
    and then install a decent one.
[04:47] Kartatz
    Now hang on, Mum!
    What the hell are you thinking?!
[04:50] Kartatz
    Despite how he is, he's done so
    much for the sake of this country!
[04:55] Kartatz
    So despite how he is, at least
    acknowledge how much he cares!
[05:04] Cayna
    Kartatz...
[05:05] Kartatz
    Y-Yeah?
[05:06] Cayna
    You're right.
[05:08] Cayna
    I have no right to judge Skargo
[05:10] Cayna
    by his looks when I'm the one who
     registered him with the Foster System.
[05:16] Kartatz
    As long as you get it.
[05:19] Cayna
    I'm sorry.
[05:21] Kartatz
    A-Again! I'm not some kid!
[05:24] Kartatz
    Mum, you seem a bit different.
[05:26] Cayna
    Yeah, I might be. I do have
    all of you now, after all.
[05:32] Kartatz
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[05:35] Cayna
    Even if all my player friends
    are gone, I still have a family.
[05:40] Cayna
    That's more than enough right now.
[05:44] Cayna
    Yeah... Thanks so much, Kartatz.
[05:49] Kartatz
    Seriously! I'm not a kid!
[05:57] Cayna
    What's that noise?
[05:58] Kartatz
    Ah... I guess Sis and
    Big Bro are still fighting.
[06:02] Cayna
    They're fighting?
    Well, I guess siblings do fight.
[06:08] Kartatz
    Sis and Big Bro put up a barrier in this room
[06:13] Kartatz
    so they could fight to their heart's content.
[06:18] Kartatz
    So, how are you going to calm them down?
[06:20] Cayna
    Probably like this.
[06:24] Kartatz
    Isn't that...
[06:28] Mai-Mai
    Why are you always so...
[06:29] Mai-Mai
    Mai!
[06:30] Cayna
    Three... two... one...
[06:31] Skargo
    It's for Mother Dearest's sake!
[06:37] Cayna
    Looks like that stopped it.
[06:41] Skargo
    M-Mother Dearest...
[06:43] Mai-Mai
    Mother.
[06:44] Cayna
    It looks like I worried you two.
[06:48] Cayna
    I'm sorry.
[06:49] Mai-Mai
    Wait! Why are you apologizing to us, Mother?
[06:52] Skargo
    Yes, Mai-Mai! This is all your fault!
[06:55] Skargo
    How dare you worry Mother Dearest like this?!
[07:00] Kartatz
    You might want to be quiet for a bit, Big Bro.
[07:03] Cayna
    I was caught up in selfish
    thoughts, got annoyed,
[07:09] Cayna
    and ended up being cruel to all of you.
[07:12] Cayna
    That makes me a failure as a mother.
[07:15] Cayna
    I'm very sorry.
[07:22] Skargo
    Mother Dearest, I'm terribly sorry.
[07:25] Mai-Mai
    I'm sorry, Mother.
[07:29] Skargo
    I hope we can go back to
    how things used to be.
[07:32] Mai-Mai
    Yes, we all do.
[07:34] Kartatz
    We only have one Mum, after all.
[07:37] Cayna
    Yes, of course, you three.
[07:41] Cayna
    On that note...
[07:42] Kids
    Yes?
[07:43] Cayna
    I have something else I'd like to
    discuss with Skargo and Mai-Mai.
[07:50] Kartatz
    Well, I think that's my cue to leave.
[07:53] Kartatz
    I've got so much work to do.
[07:56] Cayna
    See you later, Kartatz.
[07:57] Kartatz
    Yup. Bye!
[08:04] Mai-Mai
    M-M-Mother?
[08:06] Mai-Mai
    Wh-Wh-What are you...
[08:08] Skargo
    M-M-Mother Dearest, why are you so a-angry?
[08:12] Cayna
    No using on magic on each
    other every time you fight.
[08:16] Cayna
    As your mother, I guess I'll have to remind
    you of what should be common sense.
[08:22] Cayna
    Oh, and we should discuss you using
    that Special Skill of yours, Skargo.
[08:30] Mai-Mai
    I'm so sorry, Mother!
[08:33] Skargo
    Please forgive me, Mother Dearest!
[08:37] Kartartz
    Serves you both right.
[08:40] Elineh
    Lady Cayna, would you like to go up north?
[08:43] Cayna
    You mean to Helshper? Why?
[08:47] Elineh
    We were hoping you'd be our bodyguard
    on our journey to Helshper.
[08:51] Elineh
    We will pay you for your services, of course.
[08:54] Cayna
    A bodyguard? Is Helshper that dangerous?
[08:59] Elineh
    Yes, indeed. It is quite dangerous.
[09:05] Elineh
    The main road that connects
[09:07] Elineh
    the royal capital of Felskeilo
    and the royal capital of Helshper
[09:10] Elineh
    with the trading route that
    runs west is currently closed.
[09:15] Elineh
    So this time, we have to take
    this route across the river
[09:19] Elineh
    and head to their royal capital that way.
[09:21] Cayna
    The roads are closed? Was there a mudslide?
[09:24] Elineh
    No, it's due to bandits.
[09:26] Cayna
    Bandits, eh?
[09:28] Elineh
    There is an old, rundown fort here.
[09:32] Elineh
    Recently, bandits started
    using it as their base,
[09:34] Elineh
    and they've expanded
    their operations from there.
[09:37] Cayna
    I see.
[09:39] Elineh
    Is there any way you'd consider?
[09:41] Cayna
    Well...
[09:44] Cayna
    I mean... it's not like I have
    anything in particular to do.
[09:47] Cayna
    Going on a journey might
    be a nice change of pace.
[09:51] Cayna
    All right. I'll take the job.
[09:54] Elineh
    Thank you so much!
[10:00] Mai-Mai
    Mother! Make sure you come back!
[10:02] Cayna
    Come on! I can't breathe!
[10:05] Cayna
    I'll come right back after this job is done.
[10:09] Kartatz
    Big Bro got stuck in an important meeting
    and was crying because he couldn't be here.
[10:15] Cayna
    Well, if Skargo did show up,
    it'd be troublesome in its own way.
[10:19] Cayna
    Maybe it's better that he didn't come.
[10:21] Kartatz
    I sort of feel like it'd be a waste
    of time worrying about you anyway,
[10:24] Kartatz
    but be careful, Mum.
[10:25] Cayna
    And make sure you don't get
    hurt on the job, Kartatz.
[10:29] Kartatz
    Got it!
[10:30] Lonti
    U-Um, Sir Agaido and Pri—er, Primo
    also asked that you be careful.
[10:38] Cayna
    Thanks, Lonti.
[10:40] Lonti
    O-Of course. Please take care.
[10:43] Mai-Mai
    Oh, I just remembered. Here, Mother.
[10:46] Cayna
    For me?
[10:47] Mai-Mai
    No, actually, I was wondering if you could
    deliver this to a person named Caerick
[10:51] Mai-Mai
    who's at a shop called Sakaiya in Helshper.
[10:54] Cayna
    Sakaiya?
[10:56] Cayna
    Sure. You have friends in Helshper?
[11:04] Elineh
    Lady Cayna!
[11:06] Arbiter
    We're heading out, missy!
[11:09] Cayna
    Oh, sure. Okay, I'm gonna go.
[11:21] Kartatz
    Was that letter for... those guys?
[11:24] Mai-Mai
    Yes. I'm sure Mother will be quite surprised.
[11:30] Kartatz
    Surprised? I'm pretty sure she'll faint.
[11:37] Kartatz
    Dwarf Power Type Mon.
[11:39] Kartatz
    I love my Mum.
[11:42] Cayna
    There, there. There, there.
[11:49] Elineh
    This is the Ejidd River.
[11:51] Cayna
    Wow, it's kinda majestic.
[11:54] Cayna
    So... how are we getting across this thing?
[11:57] Arbiter
    Until about six months ago,
    there was a simple bridge made of logs.
[12:03] Kenison
    But a flood washed it away.
[12:05] Cayna
    What?
[12:06] Elineh
    Now, Lady Cayna, as for your services...
[12:11] Cayna
    Wait...
[12:13] Arbiter
    We're counting on you.
[12:14] Cayna
    What?!
[12:16] Cayna
    You're putting all this on me?
[12:18] Cayna
    Hmm...
[12:20] Cayna
    I can't exactly fly with all of you.
[12:23] Cayna
    Kee, would freezing the river work?
[12:27] Kee
    This would stop up the
    river's flow, like a dam,
[12:30] Kee
    which could actually cause
    everyone to be washed away.
[12:34] Cayna
    Yeah...
[12:36] Cayna
    In that case...
[12:40] Cayna
    I guess we could all walk across the water.
[12:47] Cayna
    There's no reason to be scared.
[12:49] Cayna
    We won't sink.
[12:51] Elineh
    That's not exactly reassuring.
[12:54] Arbiter
    This is rather impressive.
[12:56] Kenison
    I've heard of this before, but... I can't
    believe we're actually walking on water.
[13:01] Kenison
    Talk about a shock!
[13:02] Cayna
    Looks like the wagons are doing fine, too.
[13:08] Kenison
    We made it safely across.
[13:10] Arbiter
    Come on! Just a little bit more!
     You've got this!
[13:20] Arbiter
    Cut the ropes!
[13:24] Cayna
    Th-That startled me. What was that?
[13:28] Arbiter
    Probably a laigayanma larva.
[13:30] Cayna
    Larva? But that thing
    was bigger than a horse!
[13:33] Cayna
    Yikes!
[13:36] Arbiter
    Looks like we've lost a horse.
[13:39] Merc D
    The other horse is pretty spooked, too.
[13:41] Elineh
    We didn't have any casualties among
    our party and our goods are safe,
[13:45] Elineh
    so things are still acceptable.
[13:47] Arbiter
    But this isn't good.
[13:49] Arbiter
    There aren't any villages or cities
    around here where we can get a horse.
[13:53] Elineh
    Indeed.
[14:02] Cayna
    All right...
[14:16] Cayna
    There, there, Cerberwoof.
[14:19] Cayna
    How have you been, Centaur?
[14:21] Heigl
    It has been far too long, my lady.
[14:24] Cayna
    Yeah!
[14:29] Kee
    They seem frightened.
[14:31] Cayna
    Yeah, I can see that. Why, though?
[14:34] Arbiter
    Wh-What the heck are those things?!
[14:36] Cayna
    A cerberus and a centaur.
[14:38] Cayna
    I figured they could pull the wagon.
[14:40] Arbiter
    No way! They're going to
    spook the other horses!
[14:43] Cayna
    Really? They can't?
[14:45] Arbiter
    Of course not! Absolutely not!
[14:47] Heigl
    Then our hands are tied, my lady.
[14:49] Heigl
    Human folk never did
    take kindly to our ilk.
[14:54] Heigl
    Not to mention...
[14:55] Cayna
    Yeah?
[14:57] Heigl
    I do beg your pardon, my lady,
[14:59] Heigl
    but I'd rather not act as a pack horse.
[15:03] Cayna
    Oh, okay. Then... hmm...
[15:20] Cayna
    Well? It's cute enough that no
    one will have a problem, right?
[15:24] Arbiter
    Y-Yeah, maybe if it wasn't so big.
[15:30] Cayna
    I'm sorry, Li'l P. Would you
     mind pulling the wagon?
[15:36] Cayna
    Thank you!
[15:40] Elineh
    Th-Then let us continue on our way.
[15:43] Arbiter
    We'll probably make it to the
    Helshper checkpoint by evening.
[15:46] Arbiter
    We'll camp out there tonight.
[15:48] Mercs
    Yes, sir!
[15:50] Arbiter
    All right, let's go!
[15:54] Arbiter
    Our caravan is turning
    stranger by the minute.
[15:57] Cayna
    Yeah, that's it! You're doing great, Li'l P!
[16:01] Kenison
    Er... I can't say I've
    seen that beast before.
[16:05] Kenison
    What's it called?
[16:06] Cayna
    Huh? Oh, it's a baby crimson pig.
[16:10] Kenison
    Huh?!
[16:11] Cayna
    I hear they grow to be, like, 25 meters long.
[16:16] Cayna
    Huh? But look how cute it is.
[16:20] Cayna
    Isn't that right, Li'l P?
[16:26] Voice
    Be careful.
[16:28] Voice
    Malice ahead.
[16:33] Kee
    Please be on your guard.
    Something is wrong.
[16:38] Arbiter
    Halt!
[16:42] Cayna
    Arbiter!
[16:44] Arbiter
    You noticed it, too, missy?
[16:46] Arbiter
    There's definitely something wrong here.
[16:49] Cayna
    The checkpoint...
[16:52] Arbiter
    Hey! Show yourself!
[17:01] Arbiter
    Tch. Bandits.
[17:05] Cayna
    Arbiter, I'll keep an eye on the back!
[17:07] Arbiter
    Yeah, I'm counting on you.
[17:10] Cayna
    Please stay in the wagon, Elineh.
[17:13] Elineh
    R-Right.
[17:15] Cayna
    Can I leave the ones hiding
    around here to you two?
[17:20] Heigl
    Leave it to me, my lady. Those scoundrels...
[17:27] Heigl
    will be no more than rust on my
    spear when I'm done with them!
[17:33] Bandit Boss
    Your journey ends here.
[17:36] Bandit Boss
    We'll take real good care
    of that girl and your goods.
[17:40] Arbiter
    Don't think it'll be that easy.
[17:42] Bandit Boss
    What?
[18:05] Heigl
    Hear my voice far and wide!
    Those nearby, come witness!
[18:10] Heigl
    I am Heigl of the proud
    warrior tribe of centaurs!
[18:16] Arbiter
    Come on... Stop hogging the spotlight.
[18:19] Bandit Boss
    Wh-What the heck is that thing doing here?
[18:23] Cayna
    Oh, he actually has a name.
[18:32] Cayna
    This isn't a game. This is reality now.
[18:39] Arbiter
    So, what are you going to do?
[18:41] Arbiter
    Looks like your lackeys are all gone.
[18:44] Bandit boss
    D-Damn it.
[18:46] Bandit Boss
    But I still have this!
[18:48] Bandit boss
    Boot Up Fireball!
[18:58] Arbiter
    What're you aiming at?
[19:01] Arbiter
    Missy!
[19:02] Kenison
    Ms. Cayna!
[19:08] Bandit Boss
    How'd you like that?!
    That's what you get for defying me!
[19:13] Heigl
    Are you a fool? Like that measly little
    fireball could do anything to our lady.
[19:19] Bandit Boss
    Huh?
[19:27] Cayna
    Come forth, beauty of ice and snow!
[19:43] Bandit boss
    Wh-Wh-Wha...
[19:47] Cayna
    If you actually want to hurt me,
[19:50] Cayna
    you're gonna have to pull off
     a spell of at least this size.
[19:52] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Convert: Liza la Giga!
[20:00] Bandit Boss
    B-But that's something that gets
    hurled at the demon lord in fairy tales!
[20:10] Heigl
    Splendid work, my lady.
[20:24] Arbiter
    You're amazing, missy!
[20:26] Arbiter
    I mean, I knew you were amazing,
[20:28] Arbiter
    but I can't believe you're
    unscathed after taking that attack.
[20:32] Arbiter
    Wait, what's wrong? Are you actually hurt?
[20:35] Cayna
    Well... My hair got a little singed.
[20:39] Arbiter
    Oh, come on! Don't scare me like that.
[20:42] Arbiter
    I thought you were really hurt.
[20:45] Arbiter
    All right. First, we gotta
    get rid of the dead bodies.
[20:49] Arbiter
    Then we'll set up camp on the
    other side of the checkpoint.
[20:59] Elineh
    You were a big help, Lady Cayna.
[21:02] Elineh
    I knew it was a wise decision
    to hire you as our bodyguard.
[21:05] Arbiter
    So some bandits from the west
    made their way down here.
[21:10] Elineh
    It appears so.
[21:11] Elineh
    To think they had something
    like that in their possession...
[21:14] Elineh
    We mustn't underestimate them.
[21:19] Cayna
    That thing's disposable, but it can
    fire that same attack seven more times.
[21:24] Cayna
    You could probably sell it for a nice profit.
[21:27] Elineh
    We couldn't. I'd much rather
    just give that thing to Sir Arbiter
[21:31] Elineh
    than have it fall into the hands
    of someone potentially dangerous.
[21:34] Arbiter
    What? We have to hang on to this thing?
[21:37] Cayna
    Then how about I make you a brand-new
    one that can shoot about thirty shots?
[21:41] Cayna
    They're super convenient.
[21:42] Arbiter
    Don't even think about it!
[21:44] Elineh
    Please don't make anything of the sort!
[21:46] Cayna
    Huh? R-Really?
[21:49] Kenison
    Thank goodness Ms. Cayna's on our side.
[21:53] Arbiter
    That's what's giving you peace of mind?
[21:57] Cayna
    Unlike the game, when we get
    hurt, we bleed and suffer...
[22:02] Cayna
    and when we die, we don't come back to life.
[22:05] Cayna
    This is my reality right now.

Season 1

E5 - A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress

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[00:06] Cayna
    Wow, that's a lovely windmill.
[00:09] Elineh
    The royal capital of Helshper is
    also known as the Windmill City.
[00:13] Elineh
    That windmill gathers up water
[00:15] Elineh
    and distributes it all throughout the city.
[00:18] Cayna
    Wow, they have a waterline.
[00:20] Cayna
    But that castle...
[00:24] Cayna
    We've got some East-meets-West
     acculturation here, huh?
[00:26] Cayna
    Exactly what world am I in, and what era?
[00:30] Elineh
    Acculturation... What a bizarre word.
[00:34] Cayna
    Er, it's a word you use to express
    the mixing of two different cultures...
[00:39] Cayna
    Or something like that?
[00:41] Elineh
    Ah. Acculturation, eh?
[00:45] Elineh
    Indeed, I think that's a perfect word for this.
[00:48] Cayna
    Wow, he just went with it.
[00:50] Elineh
    Oh, right. I was taking you to Sakaiya.
[00:54] Elineh
    Right this way.
[00:58] Elineh
    But to think that you were
    acquainted with Sir Caerick.
[01:04] Cayna
    I'm not, though. I'm just delivering a letter.
[01:10] Elineh
    Are you familiar with Sakaiya, Lady Cayna?
[01:12] Cayna
    No, not at all.
[01:14] Elineh
    I believe you're the first person
    I've met who's not familiar with it.
[01:18] Cayna
    It's that famous?
[01:21] Elineh
    Famous? It's the biggest
    merchant business in the land.
[01:25] Elineh
    From a single grain of
    wheat to magical items...
[01:27] Elineh
    And even the hiring of
    bodyguards and sentries.
[01:30] Elineh
    Sakaiya is a famous shop
    where you can obtain everything
[01:33] Elineh
    you could possibly need.
[01:34] Cayna
    So it's like a general trading company.
[01:38] Elineh
    We rely on them quite often for trade.
[01:42] Cayna
    Oh, I see.
[01:49] Elineh
    This is Sakaiya.
[01:51] Cayna
    Well, this is a grand building.
[01:53] Cayna
    But...
[01:55] Cayna
    A roof with kawara tiles...
[01:56] Cayna
    This is the most chaotic East-meets-West
    acculturation I've ever seen.
[01:59] Idzik
    Oh, Sir Elineh.
[02:02] Idzik
    Welcome.
[02:04] Elineh
    Good day, Young Master.
    It's always a pleasure.
[02:09] Elineh
    Is the master in?
[02:11] Elineh
    We have a letter for him from Felskeilo.
[02:15] Idzik
    A letter?
[02:17] Idzik
    Would it be all right if I took a look at it?
[02:19] Elineh
    Of course.
[02:20] Cayna
    Here you go.
[02:21] Idzik
    Pardon me.
[02:28] Idzik
    I-If you'll excuse me for a moment!
SIGN    A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
SIGN    A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
SIGN    Sakai
[04:13] Caerick
    It's been too long, Sir Elineh.
[04:16] Elineh
    It's a pleasure to see
    you again, Sir Caerick.
[04:20] Caerick
    I hear you're still the master of
    charm and making a fortune.
[04:24] Elineh
    You're too kind.
[04:27] Cayna
    Oh, hel...lo?
[04:31] Elineh
    Sir Caerick is bowing his head
    to someone who isn't royalty?!
[04:35] Caerick
    It is a pleasure to meet you, Grandmother.
[04:38] Cayna and Elineh
    Grandmother?!
[04:40] Caerick
    Yes. I am the son of your daughter, Mai-Mai.
     My name is Caerick Sakai.
[04:46] Cayna
    Mai-Mai's son?
[04:48] Caerick
    Mother has always told me
    many great things about you.
[04:51] Caerick
    I am truly honored to meet such
    a treasured guardian as yourself.
[05:00] Caerick
    Ah, Grandmother. You must be
    exhausted from your long journey.
[05:04] Caerick
    We will prepare you the most luxurious room,
    one no shabby inn could ever hope to match.
[05:10] Caerick
    Please rest here for now.
SIGN    Sakai
[05:13] Cayna
    Nah... I'm good. Really.
[05:17] Cayna
    I've just been hit with
    a rather shocking truth.
[05:20] Cayna
    Mai-Mai is going to pay.
[05:29] Caerick
    G-Grandmother?
[05:31] Cayna
    Besides, shabby little inns
[05:34] Cayna
    are wonderful places for
    delicious meals and camaraderie,
[05:38] Cayna
    and I'm rather fond of them.
[05:40] Cayna
    I feel like I can relax better there
    than in some stuffy, luxurious room.
[05:44] Cayna
    So please, pay no mind.
[05:47] Caerick
    D-Did I offend you in some way?
[05:52] Cayna
    Oh, no. Not in the least.
[05:54] Cayna
    Well, I guess we're done here. Bye now.
[05:58] Elineh
    L-Lady Cayna! If you'll
    excuse me, Sir Caerick.
SIGN    Sakai
[06:02] Elineh
    Please wait, Lady Cayna!
SIGN    Sakai
[06:05] Elineh
    We have returned.
[06:07] Cayna
    We're back.
[06:09] Arbiter
    Hey, welcome back, Elineh, missy.
[06:12] Kenison
    Welcome back!
[06:16] Arbiter
    They're with Helshper's knights.
[06:18] Arbiter
    They had a few questions about the bandits
    we ran into on the eastern border.
[06:23] Elineh
    Ah, I see.
[06:24] Kenison
    We just finished our explanation.
[06:27] Arbiter
    We're handing over the staff that the
    bandits had to them. You don't mind, do you?
[06:32] Elineh
    Of course. That's perfectly fine.
[06:34] Arbiter
    In that case...
[06:35] Arbiter
    We can probably wrap
    things up here, can't we?
[06:38] Caerina
    Yes, thank you.
[06:40] Caerina
    Could you wait outside for a while?
[06:42] Knights
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:51] Cayna
    What?
[06:52] Caerina
    Allow me to apologize on behalf of
    my younger brother for offending you.
[06:58] Caerina
    I am terribly sorry, Grandmother.
[07:03] Cayna
    Huh?
[07:04] Arbiter and Kenison
    "Grandmother"?!
[07:05] Elineh
    W-Wait, are you...
[07:08] Caerina
    I am Caerick's older twin
    sister, Caerina Sakai.
[07:13] Cayna
    Oh, I guess you do look like that fool.
[07:17] Caerina
    If that's how you're referring to him,
    he must have offended you greatly.
[07:23] Elineh
    I'm surprised you already know of
    this considering it just happened.
[07:27] Caerina
    We have the ability to speak to each
    other even if we are not face to face.
[07:33] Cayna
    Must be Special Skill: Telepathy.
[07:35] Caerina
    You are amazing, Grandmother.
    I am very sorry about my brother.
[07:41] Cayna
    You don't have to keep apologizing.
[07:44] Cayna
    I was being kind of immature myself.
[07:47] Caerina
    I am relieved to hear you say that.
    Our mother always spoke about you,
[07:53] Caerina
    so my brother was quite nervous.
[07:55] Cayna
    She told you about me?
    What would she even say?
[07:58] Caerina
    If anyone ever made you angry,
    ever if they were family,
[08:01] Caerina
    you would tear them limb from limb.
[08:04] Cayna
    I'd never do that!
[08:06] Arbiter
    I gotta say, missy, tearing your own
    family limb from limb is a bit harsh.
[08:10] Elineh
    Y-You were that cruel?
[08:13] Cayna
    I was not!
[08:15] Cayna
    Are you saying I look like
    some heartless serial killer?
[08:18] Kenison
    Ice flowers...
[08:21] Kenison
    I-I mean...
[08:22] Kenison
    The ice sculpture you made outta
    that bandit looked amazing... right?
[08:26] Kenison
    That was a compliment!
[08:28] Cayna
    That was absolutely not a compliment!
[08:29] Arbiter
    Er, it really was pretty!
[08:31] Elineh
    I-It sure was!
[08:33] Kenison
    It was! It really was!
[08:35] Cayna
    Why do you all have to react like that?!
[08:40] Cayna
    You know what this is?
[08:41] Cayna
    This is where I can get angry, isn't it?
[08:47] Elineh
    L-Lady Cayna...
[08:48] Arbiter
    W-Wait! Calm down, missy!
[08:51] Arbiter
    Just put that gently onto the ground...
[08:53] Kenison
    Where'd that giant snowball come from?
[08:56] Cayna
    Enough talk! Fire!
[09:07] Caerina
    What did I do?
[09:08] Kenison
    I-It's so pretty...
[09:17] Mai-Mai
    All I wanted was for my children
    to have a touching first encounter
[09:23] Mai-Mai
    with their grandmother.
[09:25] Skargo
    So Caerina sent a telepathic message
    saying, "Caerick made Grandmother angry.
[09:31] Skargo
    We almost died. What shall we do?"
[09:37] Skargo
    I see...
[09:39] Skargo
    As much as I'd like to protect them,
[09:40] Skargo
    if I do that, Mother Dearest's
    rage will be directed toward me.
[09:49] Skargo
    That's what you get for trying
    to surprise Mother Dearest.
[09:55] Skargo
    But when Mother Dearest returns,
    I'll apologize with you,
[10:00] Skargo
    so cheer up.
[10:02] Mai-Mai
    Thank you, Brother.
[10:04] Skargo
    She's being meek and honest for once.
[10:07] Skargo
    I guess even Mai-Mai can be cute at times.
[10:10] Mai-Mai
    I guess he can be a little kind at times.
[10:17] Caerina
    You put me through hell.
[10:18] Caerick
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorr—
[10:23] Caerina
    You made her lose her marbles.
[10:24] Caerick
    I've still got my balls, though!
[10:30] Cayna
    They're all just quests from merchants.
[10:33] Cayna
    And most of them are quests
    to get rid of bandits, huh?
[10:38] Cayna
    Um, excuse me...
[10:41] Exis
    What is it, missy?
[10:43] Exis
    Er, you know, you're awfully
    small for an adventurer.
[10:47] Quolkeh
    Anyone would be from your perspective.
[10:51] Quolkeh
    I haven't seen you around here before.
     Are you a new adventurer?
[10:55] Cayna
    No, I came from Felskeilo.
[10:57] Quolkeh
    So what brings you here?
[11:00] Cayna
    I heard there was a castle in the middle
    of a lake. Do you know where that is?
[11:07] Exis
    You must be talking about
    Crescent Moon Castle.
[11:10] Exis
    It's right here.
[11:12] Exis
    Right now, it's said to have fallen into
    the hands of bandits, so it's off-limits.
[11:17] Cayna
    Why is it called the Crescent Moon Castle?
[11:20] Exis
    It's said that on a night with a crescent moon,
     the whole place starts sparkling.
[11:24] Cayna
    Wow!
[11:25] Exis
    Rumors say it has an ancient treasure room,
[11:28] Exis
    but according to some old geezers,
    it's called the Hall of the Guardian,
[11:32] Exis
    and is feared by many.
[11:34] Cayna
    The Hall of the Guardian?
    I might have a bingo.
[11:37] Cayna
    Thank you very much. You were a great help.
[11:40] Quolkeh
    Don't worry about it. You can
    get this information anywhere.
[11:46] Cayna
    Uh, can I help you?
[11:48] Exis
    Er, I was just—
[11:51] Quolkeh
    Ignore him. He has a terrible
    habit of starting at girls.
[11:58] Cayna
    Oh, I see. Well, if you'll excuse me.
[12:03] Quolkeh
    She's definitely suspicious.
[12:05] Exis
    I'm pretty sure I've seen her before.
[12:09] Quolkeh
    You need to work on your pick-up lines.
    Of course she's hot if she's an elf.
[12:15] Exis
    I'm not hitting on her. I've really
     seen her somewhere before.
[12:18] Quolkeh
    You always try to hit on elves.
[12:22] Exis
    You're not concealing yourself very well.
[12:24] Quolkeh
    Oh. Whoopsie!
[12:27] Quolkeh
    I'm a chick, I'm a chick,
    I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
SIGN    I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
SIGN    I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
[12:29] Exis
    Where have I seen her before?
[12:31] Cayna
    What should I do? I'd like some
    more concrete information.
[12:36] Cayna
    All the quests to take care of
    the bandits were from merchants,
[12:40] Cayna
    so maybe Caerick would know more.
[12:42] Kee
    Are you sure about this?
    He was quite terrified.
[12:46] Cayna
    Really, I realize I was being immature.
[12:50] Cayna
    Oh, fine. I guess I'll
    try to make up with him.
[13:01] Cayna
    So... Yeah, I, uh...
[13:05] Cayna
    I'm sorry.
[13:06] Caerick
    I'm gonna be torn limb from limb!
[13:09] Caerick
    Huh?
[13:10] Cayna
    Torn limb from limb?
    I'm assuming Mai-Mai told you that.
[13:14] Cayna
    It was her, wasn't it?
[13:15] Caerick
    Y-Yes...
[13:17] Cayna
    What am I going to do with
    that stupid daughter of mine?
[13:20] Cayna
    Oh, right, Caerick.
[13:22] Caerick
    Yesh?!
[13:24] Cayna
    Could you send Mai-Mai a message
    for me with your telepathy?
[13:27] Caerick
    Y-Y-Y-Yes! Wh-What would
    you like me to tell her?
[13:32] Cayna
    "Would you prefer the iron maiden,
     guillotine, crucifixion,
[13:36] Cayna
    being buried or burnt alive,
[13:38] Cayna
    being ripped apart by bulls, kneeling
    on triangles, or the pear of anguish?"
[13:43] Cayna
    Thanks.
[13:44] Caerick
    O-Of course. I will send that to her.
[13:51] Caerick
    I am terribly sorry for my rudeness
    when it is my duty as a merchant to
[13:55] Caerick
    provide the masses with wares, Grandmother.
[13:59] Cayna
    You don't need to apologize anymore.
[14:01] Cayna
    You just wanted me to be comfortable,
    and I acted immaturely.
[14:06] Cayna
    By the way...
[14:07] Caerick
    Yes?
[14:08] Cayna
    I wanted to ask about the Crescent Moon
    Castle that's somewhere around here.
[14:13] Caerick
    What did you want to know?
[14:14] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure it's a Guardian Tower.
[14:17] Caerick
    What?!
[14:19] Caerick
    But the Guardian Towers are thirteen
    bases bestowed to us by the gods!
[14:25] Caerick
    It's a holy tower that holds treasures
    the likes of which we've never seen,
[14:28] Caerick
    and can only entered by the chosen few!
[14:30] Cayna
    Yeah, though that's a bit overboard.
[14:33] Cayna
    I figured I'd wake up the guardian inside
[14:35] Cayna
    before it's destroyed so
    they can up the defense.
[14:39] Cayna
    I'm thinking about going there tomorrow.
[14:42] Caerick
    But, Grandmother, bandits
    currently rule over that area.
[14:47] Cayna
    Oh, I'll figure that out.
[14:49] Caerick
    What?
[14:50] Cayna
    My goal isn't to defeat a bunch of bandits,
[14:53] Cayna
    but if they get in my way,
    I might have no choice.
[14:58] Caerick
    Grandmother...
[15:00] Caerick
    If the bandits were to disappear,
    we'd be able to open the trade route again.
[15:06] Cayna
    But even if I defeat these bandits,
    make sure you don't tell anyone.
[15:11] Caerick
    Why is that?
[15:13] Cayna
    I don't want any rumors going around saying
    that a girl easily defeated the bandits
[15:18] Cayna
    that the knights were having
     so much trouble with.
[15:21] Cayna
    If that happens, I'm holing up again.
[15:24] Cayna
    I don't want any attention brought to me.
[15:28] Caerick
    Grandmother, if I may...
[15:32] Caerick
    The knights have a fortress
    in front of the lake,
[15:35] Caercik
    and the road to the lake has been blocked.
[15:38] Cayna
    But it'll still work out, right?
[15:40] Caerick
    But of course.
[15:42] Caerick
    My sister left on a mission a few days ago,
[15:45] Caerick
    and I will ask her to let you through.
[15:48] Cayna
    What's this? Are you sure Sakaiya can
    help out a lowly adventure like myself?
[15:53] Caerick
    There is absolutely no problem with that.
[15:55] Caerick
    That adventurer will be carrying
    out a very important quest,
[16:00] Caerick
    by delivering goods to
    the knights at the fort.
[16:04] Cayna
    Oh, Sakaiya, you villain.
[16:08] Caerick
    Oh, no, no. I'm no match
    for you, Grandmother.
[16:17] Idzik
    Thank goodness Great-Grandmother
    didn't rip Father limb from limb.
[16:27] Cayna
    Thank you very much.
[16:29] Kenison
    N-No problem! This is nothing.
[16:35] Cayna
    So... I'll be gone a couple of days
    so that I can deliver some items
[16:42] Cayna
    to the knights at the fort.
[16:44] Elineh
    I see. I'm glad to see that you seem to
    have worked things out with Sir Caerick.
[16:52] Cayna
    I've caused you a lot of trouble,
    Elineh. I'm so sorry.
[16:56] Arbiter
    I'm sure you'll be just fine in most incidents,
[17:00] Arbiter
    but you can never be too careful.
[17:02] Elineh
    We'll need your help getting back
    to Felskeilo, so please be careful.
[17:09] Cayna
    Right. Thank you both very much.
[17:20] Cayna
    Stop one sec.
[17:25] Cayna
    No one's watching. Okay.
[17:28] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Veldocancer.
[17:46] Cayna
    Okay, Veldo. Get us to the knights' fort.
[18:02] Caerina
    Yes, Grandmother.
[18:04] Caerina
    I telepathically received Caerick's
    message saying you were bringing supplies,
[18:11] Caerina
    and to let you through to the tower.
[18:14] Caerina
    But that was this morning!
[18:17] Caerina
    It takes at least three days
    on horseback to get here.
[18:20] Caerina
    How did you get here so quickly?
[18:22] Cayna
    Well, I rushed here, assuming you
    were waiting for the supplies.
[18:27] Cayna
    I didn't think I was going to get yelled at.
[18:29] Caerina
    E-Er, that was not my intention.
    I was just curious.
[18:34] Nanbatz
    Um, do you know this adventurer, Captain?
[18:39] Caerina
    She is my grandmother.
[18:41] Caerina
    Treat her like you would anyone else.
[18:44] Nanbatz
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[18:46] Caerina
    And...
[18:48] Messenger
    R-Reporting! We are under attack!
[18:52] Nanbatz
    What?!
[18:53] Caerina
    By who?
[18:54] Messenger
    We believe they are rock golems,
    and there are nine of them!
[18:58] Nanbatz
    Nine rock golems?!
[19:00] Caerina
    Tell everyone to be ready
    to intercept their attack.
[19:03] Messenger
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:04] Caerina
    Please stay here, Grandmother.
[19:07] Caerina
    Understood?
[19:08] Cayna
    Oh, I don't know.
[19:11] Caerina
    Well, don't blame me if you get hurt.
[19:13] Caerina
    Let's go.
[19:14] Nanbatz
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:18] Kee
    You're not going to help them?
[19:21] Cayna
    I'm not sure.
[19:23] Cayna
    What should I do, though? I really don't
    want to bring attention to myself.
[19:39] Nanbatz
    Rock golems...
[19:41] Caerina
    Archers, fire!
[19:43] Archers
    Yes, ma'am.
[19:49] Archer
    Damn it! It had no effect!
[19:52] Caerina
    I figured that wouldn't work.
[19:53] Caerina
    Without a weapon that actually
    strikes them, like a hammer or mace,
[19:56] Caerina
    we won't be able to deal enough damage.
[19:59] Caerina
    But...
[20:00] Caerina
    We only have twenty knights here. We stand
    no chance with our armor and swords.
[20:04] Nanbatz
    Captain, let's strike!
[20:07] Knight A
    Yes! We cannot allow them
    to advance any further!
[20:11] Knight B
    Captain!
[20:14] Caerina
    I don't believe we're a match for those
    rock golems, but we have no time.
[20:20] Caerina
    If they aren't stopped,
    this fort will be destroyed.
[20:23] Caerina
    And if that happens,
[20:24] Caerina
    no one will be able to protect the royal
    capital from bandits and monsters.
[20:28] Caerina
    I'll just have to do what I can.
[20:32] Caerina
    Let's go. Do not let them
    advance any further.
[20:35] Nanbatz
    Yes, ma'am!
[20:35] Caerina
    Knights, draw your swords.
[20:40] Knight
    I will draw my sword for the captain!
[20:41] Knight
    For Helshper!
[20:42] Knight
    Hey! That's not fair!
[20:43] Knight
    Do not let them through!
[20:44] Knight
    You snooze, you lose!
[20:46] Knight
    Let us be victorious!
[20:46] Knight
    Me, too! Me, too!
[20:52] Nanbatz
    Do not let your guard down.
[20:55] Caerina
    Charge!
[21:05] Nanbatz
    It's unharmed?
[21:18] Knight B
    Get up!
[21:19] Knight C
    Let's take him back to the fort.
[21:23] Caerina
    Weapon Skill...
[21:28] Caerina
    Fire Blade!
[21:34] Knight C
    Way to go, Captain!
[21:35] Knight D
    Did you see that, you stupid stone dolls?!
[21:40] Nanbatz
    Captain!
[21:41] Caerina
    No, I'm fine. But it's no use.
[21:45] Knight D
    Wha—
[21:45] Knight E
    No way!
[21:47] Caerina
    If I can't defeat them with this attack...
    We have no choice but to retreat.
[21:55] Cayna
    Not bad. Not bad at all.
[21:57] Cayna
    Did you learn that on your own?
    It's super impressive if you did.
[22:02] Caerina
    Grandmother...
[22:07] Cayna
    Leave the rest to me.

Season 1

E6 - Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies

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[00:00] Cayna
    Caerina, that was pretty impressive.
[00:04] Cayna
    But you'll need something like
    this to deal with rock golems.
[00:09] Cayna
    Weapon Skill: Zamzer Blade!
[00:22] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Zan Ga Boa!
[00:28] Cayna
    Go!
SIGN    Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
SIGN    Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
[02:24] Knight A
    What in the world happened?
[02:26] Knight B
    Hey, what happened to your injuries?
[02:29] Cayna
    I went ahead and healed them.
[02:31] Knight B
    Healed?!
[02:32] Knight F
    That quickly?!
[02:34] Caerina
    Grandmother, thank you for
    saving my subordinates.
[02:40] Cayna
    So you wrapped your blade
    in a fireball and shot it.
[02:45] Cayna
    That's a good idea and all,
    but your hands are tied in the process,
[02:49] Cayna
    and you used up too much MP to
    do anything else after, right?
[02:53] Caerina
    I'm ashamed to admit it, but...
[02:59] Cayna
    The sun's going down.
[03:01] Cayna
    You guys can collect all
    the loot from this battle.
[03:04] Caerina
    But Grandmother, that's...
[03:07] Cayna
    Or did you really want to send in a report
[03:09] Cayna
    saying the squad of knights that was
    about to be annihilated was saved
[03:12] Cayna
    by some little girl?
[03:14] Caerina
    Wh-What is it you want?
[03:17] Cayna
    Just like Caerick told you.
[03:19] Cayna
    All I want is passage through here.
[03:23] Cayna
    You don't mind, right?
[03:24] Cayna
    I'll pick up the donkey and
    wagon when I come back,
[03:28] Cayna
    so look after them for me.
[03:30] Caerina
    All right. Please do as you wish.
[03:33] Caerina
    But we cannot assist you,
    no matter what happens ahead.
[03:37] Cayna
    Good thing most adventurers know
    they're responsible for themselves.
[03:40] Cayna
    Thanks for your concern.
[03:42] Cayna
    See ya.
[03:46] Nanbatz
    Um... Exactly who is your
    grandmother, Captain?
[03:52] Caerina
    Apparently, she's the most
    powerful adventurer in the land.
[03:56] Nanbatz
    Huh?!
[03:57] Caerina
    There is no need to speak
     of what happened here.
[04:00] Caerina
    There will be trouble if her
    existence becomes known.
[04:04] Caerina
    In a worst case scenario,
    we could end up losing Helshper.
[04:08] Nanbatz
    You must be exaggerating.
[04:10] Caerina
    Know this.
[04:11] Caerina
    There are monsters in this world that can
    level a whole city with a single spell.
[04:17] Nanbatz
    Okay...
[04:20] Caerina
    What is Grandmother planning to do?
[04:30] Cayna
    Hmm...
[04:31] Cayna
    Yeah, something's not right with
    the level those golems were at.
[04:35] Cayna
    Kee?
[04:35] Kee
    Eight of them were at Level 43,
[04:38] Kee
    and one was at Level 172.
[04:41] Cayna
    If someone's able to summon something
    at that level with summoning magic,
[04:45] Cayna
    that must mean there are other
    players in this world besides me.
[04:50] Kee
    If we're going with the
    official game settings,
[04:52] Kee
    dwarves, elves, demons, and high elves
    can all easily live to be 200 years old.
[05:00] Cayna
    Meaning there's a decent chance that
    the bandits' boss is a seasoned player.
[05:05] Kee
    I estimate that their level
    is probably around 430.
[05:09] Cayna
    I see. No wonder they're tough.
[05:11] Cayna
    It's not just Caerina.
[05:13] Cayna
    Not even Skargo and the others
    would stand a chance against them.
[05:16] Cayna
    I wonder who they are.
[05:18] Cayna
    Well, I'm sure I'll run into them soon.
[05:23] Cayna
    This smells great! Want some, Kee?
[05:26] Kee
    Are you seriously asking me that?
[05:28] Cayna
    I'm kidding.
[05:31] Cayna
    Yup. Delicious.
[05:38] Cayna
    Wow, how pretty.
[05:41] Cayna
    That must be the Crescent Moon Castle,
[05:44] Cayna
    and most likely also a Guardian Tower.
[05:46] Kee
    Cayna, please look.
[05:50] Cayna
    Yup, those are definitely bandits.
[05:53] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Brown Dragon!
[06:06] Cayna
    Sorry, guys, but could you...
[06:09] Cayna
    show those bandits who's boss?
[06:17] Cayna
    Looks like they've got that under control.
[06:20] Cayna
    Now, then...
[06:24] Luvrogue
    Looks like you took real
    good care of my boys.
[06:27] Cayna
    So you're their boss?
[06:31] Kee
    Level 432, just as I estimated.
SIGN    Luvrogue
[06:35] Cayna
    Seems so.
[06:37] Cayna
    But all I know is his level. That armor...
[06:41] Cayna
    The Armor of the Supreme King
    that nullifies magic, eh?
[06:45] Luvrogue
    How dare you treat my
    subordinates like dirty rags?
[06:49] Luvrogue
    Have you no heart?
[06:51] Cayna
    Really? Says the guy who sent a horde
    of rock golems after those knights.
[06:57] Luvrogue
    Yeah? And what's wrong with that?
    It's not like I got my hands dirty.
[07:02] Cayna
    This may be Leadale, but it's not
    the Leadale you think it is.
[07:08] Luvrogue
    What the hell are you talking about?
[07:10] Luvrogue
    There are no Game Masters around,
    so a player killer can do whatever he wants.
[07:15] Luvrogue
    I get to level up as much
    as I want, and it's awesome.
[07:18] Cayna
    This is reality. This isn't some
    world where you can decide
[07:21] Cayna
    if someone gets to live or die
    because of your childish greed.
[07:24] Luvrogue
    This is just a game. I can defeat whoever
    I want and level up as much as I want.
[07:36] Cayna
    I'm switching on all of my
    active skills for battle.
[07:40] Cayna
    I guess I'll have to show you
    just how wrong you are.
[07:42] Cayna
    This is a real world.
[07:44] Luvrogue
    Would you knock it off with
    that nonsense? This is a game!
[07:50] Luverogue
    You stand no chance against
    a player, you fool.
[07:55] Cayna
    Right back at you.
[08:01] Luvrogue
    Impossible! I can't destroy
    it with my Wolf Sword?
[08:06] Cayna
    Too bad for you.
[08:08] Cayna
    I realize the special effect of that
    sword is destroying weapons,
[08:11] Cayna
    but that doesn't include rare or EX items.
     Guess you didn't do your research.
[08:16] Luvrogue
    Damn it, are you a player, too?!
[08:18] Cayna
    God, how dense are you?
[08:20] Cayna
    I've clearly been mentioning
    things only players would know.
[08:23] Cayna
    Are you deaf, too?
[08:25] Luvrogue
    Tch. Fine, then, how about this?
[08:28] Cayna
    Destruction Hurricane, huh?
[08:33] Luvrogue
    Weapon Skill: Sword Specialization:
    Destruction Hurricane!
[08:38] Luvrogue
    You think you can take this?
[08:43] Cayna
    Weapon Skill: Cracking Earth!
[08:52] Luvrogue
    Wh-Why you... Damn it!
    What the hell is with this hole?
[08:55] Luvrogue
    I've never heard of this dumb skill!
[09:00] Cayna
    So I guess you're a demon.
[09:02] Luvrogue
    You were hiding your status!
    That's totally unfair, you cheater!
[09:07] Cayna
    Wow. Are you, like, five?
[09:10] Cayna
    Honestly... Seriously, though,
    I wonder if he's just some kid.
[09:15] Cayna
    Of course you can't see the detailed status
    of a player more powerful than you.
[09:20] Cayna
    You don't even know that?
[09:22] Luvrogue
    What? There's no way a pipsqueak like
    you has a higher level than me—
[09:28] Luvrogue
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:33] Luvrogue
    Heh! My Armor of the Supreme King nullifies
    magic! How do you like that, you jerk?
[09:39] Cayna
    I know, and I know it won't work in the game,
     but things are different in the real world.
[09:46] Cayna
    Grow!
[09:52] Cayna
    My Golden Hoop Staff.
[09:54] Cayna
    It weighs 13,500 kin.
[09:56] Cayna
    Ever heard of it? Of course not.
[10:00] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Ohta Laga.
[10:06] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Zan Laga!
[10:11] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Klin Ging Giga.
[10:15] Luvrogue
    Wh-Why, you...
[10:19] Luvrogue
    I'll ki—ow!
[10:21] Luvrogue
    Hey, that hurt! What's the big idea?
[10:24] Cayna
    It hurts, doesn't it? Why can't you
    understand that that's real pain?
[10:29] Luvrogue
    W-Well, this is a game, isn't it?
[10:32] Luvrogue
    You can reset even if you die.
[10:35] Cayna
    If you die, it's all over.
[10:36] Cayna
    There are no continues.
    There are no extra lives.
[10:40] Cayna
    No reset button, either.
[10:42] Cayna
    Too bad.
[10:44] Luvrogue
    N-No way! S-Spare me!
[10:46] Luvrogue
    I-I'm still a k-kid!
[10:50] Cayna
    And?
[10:52] Cayna
    Retribution. Do you
    understand what that means?
[10:55] Cayna
    You need to take responsibility
    for your actions.
[10:58] Cayna
    Don't you remember just how much
    trouble you caused everyone
[11:03] Cayna
    by being the leader of those bandits?
[11:08] Luvrogue
    S-Spare me! Spare me, please!
[11:13] Cayna
    Goodbye.
[11:17] Cayna
    Kee, why didn't you give a me a heads-up?
[11:19] Kee
    Well, it didn't seem like
    it would do much damage.
[11:24] Cayna
    I see.
[11:32] Cayna
    So they followed me.
[11:35] Kee
    I wanted to speak in a more sparkly way.
[11:40] Skeleton Guardian
    Love me down to my bones!
[11:47] Cayna
    Good work. Thanks.
[11:51] Cayna
    So... Why did you stop me?
[11:54] Cayna
    I was about to finish him off.
[11:57] Cayna
    He's the leader of the bandits.
[11:59] Caerina
    Grandmother,
[12:01] Caerina
    will you let us take that criminal to
    be tried in the courts of Helshper?
[12:05] Cayna
    Tried? You really think you
    can keep him contained?
[12:10] Cayna
    Caerina, even you don't
    stand a chance against him.
[12:15] Caerina
    That must be true if you say so, Grandmother.
[12:19] Caerina
    But...
[12:26] Cayna
    Oh, fine. If you insist.
[12:34] Cayna
    But I can't just let you take him.
[12:40] Luvrogue
    Wh-What's going on?
[12:43] Luvrogue
    S-Status.
[12:45] Luvrogue
    All of my statuses and levels are down 90%.
[12:48] Luvrogue
    Wh-What is this? Equipment?
[12:51] Luvrogue
    The Punishment Collar?!
[12:53] Luvrogue
    I-If you had this collar,
    that means you're...
[12:58] Luvrogue
    You're a Limit Breaker?!
[13:01] Cayna
    Maybe you would've been better
    off if your life ended here.
[13:04] Cayna
    I'm glad you can finally comprehend
    the difference in our levels.
[13:08] Caerina
    Grandmother, what is that collar?
[13:11] Cayna
    Now you should be able
    to handle him just fine.
[13:14] Cayna
    But you'll get blindsided
    if you let your guard down.
[13:18] Cayna
    I think there's only one other person
    who can get that collar off of him.
[13:23] Cayna
    But just know that you'll all probably
    be instantly killed if that happens.
[13:30] Caerina
    Understood.
[13:31] Cayna
    One more thing.
[13:32] Cayna
    His abilities are limited to
    one-tenth of their capacity,
[13:37] Cayna
    but I can't see inside his Item Box.
[13:40] Cayna
    He might have some kind of item
[13:42] Cayna
    he can use at a lower level that
    might have some burst effect.
[13:45] Cayna
    So I recommend that you make
    sure he's completely restrained.
[13:50] Caerina
    I understand. Thank you
    very much, Grandmother.
[13:57] Cayna
    Was it really a good idea
    to hand him over, though?
[14:01] Cayna
    I guess God only knows.
[14:04] Cayna
    Now, then...
[14:10] Cayna
    I knew it. This is a Guardian Tower.
[14:16] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:18] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[14:29] Cayna
    Ow! Hey! Ow!
[14:35] Cayna
    Ow...
[14:37] Cayna
    What's the big idea?
[14:48] Cayna
    Is that it?
[14:53] Cayna
    I'll give you some of my MP.
[14:59] Cayna
    Nothing's happening. Maybe it's the throne...
[15:09] Cayna
    So that's the Guardian.
[15:11] Cayna
    Considering the way in here,
    whoever's in charge is a bit twisted.
[15:24] Skeleton Guardian
    I'm surprised you came out
    here into the boonies.
[15:28] Skeleton Guardian
    I guess I have no choice but to welcome you.
[15:31] Skeleton Guardian
    Go ahead. Feel honored.
[15:34] Cayna
    Hey, now.
[15:35] Cayna
    I'm the Third Skill Master.
    I'm the high elf, Cayna.
[15:39] Cayna
    Who does this tower belong to?
[15:41] Skeleton Guardian
    Ah, so you're a comrade of Master's.
    Then I guess I don't mind telling you.
[15:46] Cayna
    Who died and made you the boss?
[15:49] Skeleton Guardian
    The one in charge of this tower is Master
    Opuskettenshultheimer Crosstettbomber.
[15:55] Skeleton Guardian
    Do you know who that is?
[15:56] Skeleton Guardian
    Oh?
[15:57] Cayna
    The House of Murder and Malice, huh?
[16:02] Cayna
    If those bandits managed to make it in here,
[16:05] Cayna
    they would've died from all
    the traps in this place.
[16:08] Cayna
    If this is Opus's tower, no wonder it's
    all twisted and the Guardian is weird.
[16:14] Skeleton Guardian
    Who are you calling weird?
[16:16] Skeleton Guardian
    You'll never find a skeleton
    as regal as myself!
[16:22] Cayna
    It had to be Opus, who's
    called Leadale's Kongming.
[16:28] Cayna
    A lot happened, but the reason I was able
    to become this powerful is thanks to him.
[16:33] Cayna
    I see. So he's gone, too.
[16:36] Skeleton Guardian
    Honestly. Could you not suddenly get all
    doom and gloom in someone else's tower?
[16:41] Skeleton Guardian
    How unpleasant.
[16:43] Skeleton Guardian
    Here.
[16:45] Cayna
    A ring and a book?
[16:47] Skeleton Guardian
    My master entrusted me with these,
    knowing you would arrive here.
[16:53] Skeleton Guardian
    Go on. Accept these with gratitude.
[16:55] Cayna
    Th-Thanks.
[16:59] Cayna
    So that's what's going on?
[17:07] Skeleton Guardian
    What is the matter?
[17:08] Cayna
    Uh... I'm not sure how I should say this.
[17:17] Skeleton Guardian
    What are you just standing there for?
[17:20] Cayna
    I'm the only one who can see her?
[17:26] Cayna
    I think I've seen her before.
[17:30] Cayna
    Hey, who are you?
[17:33] Cayna
    I'm not entirely sure what's going on,
[17:34] Cayna
    but I'm sure there must be some
    reason Opus is giving me this fairy.
[17:41] Skeleton Guardian
    You finally have a decent look on your face.
[17:45] Skeleton Guardian
    Now, will you stop wandering
    around my master's tower
[17:47] Skeleton Guardian
    with that look of doom and gloom on your face?
[17:49] Cayna
    Thanks for the message.
    I'll be on my way now.
[17:53] Cayna
    Contact me when you're
    about to run out of MP.
[17:56] Skeleton Guardian
    O-Oh, if you absolutely insist.
[17:59] Skeleton Guardian
    I guess you are equal to my master,
    so I guess I'll just have to rely on you.
[18:06] Cayna
    Okay, tsundere.
[18:11] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll head back to town.
[18:15] Cayna
    My first goal is to be able to communicate
    with this little fairy here.
[18:20] Kee
    Let's take our time.
[18:22] Cayna
    You're right.
[18:25] Caerick
    Thank you so much for the
    other day, Grandmother.
SIGN    Sakai
[18:30] Caerick
    On behalf of my fellow
    merchants, I thank you.
[18:36] Cayna
    No need to thank me.
    So, what happened to that demon?
[18:41] Caerina
    As you suggested, we tied him up completely,
[18:46] Caerina
    and put him in our most secure dungeon.
[18:49] Caerina
    He seems to be in a state of shock,
    and won't think about escaping any time soon.
[18:53] Cayna
    Don't let your guard down.
[18:54] Cayna
    He's a child. Who knows what he'll try to do?
[18:58] Caerina
    We will be on our guard.
    But please, take this.
[19:03] Caerina
    This is the total of all the rewards
[19:05] Caerina
    offered for completing the quests to take
    down the bandits at the Adventurers' Guild.
[19:09] Caerick
    Of course, we did not disclose
    your name, Grandmother.
[19:12] Caerick
    Merchants are praising the
    unnamed adventurer everywhere.
[19:17] Cayna
    Isn't this a tad bit much, though?
[19:20] Caerina
    I would say that is equivalent to all
    of the work you did, Grandmother.
[19:25] Caerina
    The kingdom even wanted to
    prepare a formal thanks to you.
[19:29] Cayna
    What?
[19:30] Caerina
    But I had them reconsider.
[19:32] Caerina
    I figured that you wanted
    to keep a low profile.
[19:37] Cayna
    Well, thanks.
[19:39] Cayna
    I didn't know what I was going to do if I
    suddenly got an invitation to the castle.
[19:44] Caerina
    But I have let your presence be
    known to the king, the premier,
[19:48] Caerina
    and the leaders of the knights.
[19:50] Caerina
    I told them that you disliked authority and
    were involved with the Guardian Towers.
[19:55] Caerina
    They probably will not bug you unless it's
    an emergency. Please just be careful.
[20:01] Cayna
    Okay, got it.
[20:03] Cayna
    By the way, the blade of
    flames that you used...
[20:07] Cayna
    Did you come up with that yourself?
[20:09] Caerina
    I am ashamed to admit it, but yes.
[20:11] Caerina
    A while back, there was an adventurer
    who used a similar technique,
[20:16] Caerina
    so I came up with that
    technique with that in mind.
[20:18] Caerina
    Of course, the adventurer I took
    notes from is far more powerful.
[20:23] Cayna
    Huh. That adventurer was
    probably a player, too.
[20:28] Cayna
    I think the technique you
    saw was Iyah La Doul.
[20:32] Cayna
    When they swung their sword down, a number
    of crescent-shaped blades flew out, right?
[20:37] Caerina
    That's exactly right. Since you're aware
    of it, you must be able to use it, too.
[20:43] Cayna
    Well, I mean... I am a Skill Master.
[20:46] Caerina
    Could you pass it down to me?
[20:48] Cayna
    If you want a Skill Scroll,
    you'll need to pass the tower's trials.
[20:53] Cayna
    I can't just randomly hand them out.
[20:56] Caerina
    By "tower," do you mean the
    Crescent Moon Castle—
[20:58] Cayna
    Do not set foot in there!
[21:01] Cayna
    You'd basically be going there to die!
[21:03] Cayna
    Don't throw your life away like that!
SIGN    Sakai
[21:05] Caerina
    I understand. Then I will never go there.
[21:08] Caerina
    I will find another tower
    and undergo its trials.
[21:11] Cayna
    Yes, very good.
[21:12] Caerick
    Grandmother...
[21:14] Caerick
    I heard that Sir Elineh's
    business talks will be over soon.
[21:18] Caerick
    Will you be heading back to Felskeilo?
[21:22] Cayna
    Yeah, pretty much.
[21:23] Caerina
    We will miss you.
[21:25] Cayna
    Well, if it doesn't involve
    authority and you need my help,
[21:29] Cayna
    just let me know through Mai-Mai.
[21:32] Caerina
    You mean you'd come all the way
    to Helshper from Felskeilo?
[21:34] Caerick
    It must be a lot of trouble
    coming all this way!
[21:38] Cayna
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[21:40] Cayna
    I registered this location for teleporting,
    so I'll be here in an instant next time.
[21:43] Caerina and Caerick
    T-Teleporting?!
[21:45] Cayna
    Oh, yeah. There's a surprise
    waiting at Felskeilo.
[21:49] Caerina
    A surprise?
[21:50] Caerick
    What might that be?
[21:51] Cayna
    I asked you to send Mai-Mai
    a message, didn't I, Caerick?
[21:55] Cayna
    I can't to see the expression
    on Mai-Mai's face. Truly.

Season 1

E7 - Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters

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[00:08] Cayna
    Wow.
[00:10] Cayna
    I didn't know you were here
    to repair the bridge, Kartatz.
[00:14] Cayna
    I just figured I'd have to
    carry everyone back over again.
[00:18] Cayna
    You're a lifesaver.
[00:19] Cayna
    Thanks!
[00:21] Kartatz
    I heard that the bandit boss was captured
    and things were safe around here again,
[00:26] Kartatz
    so they hired me to rebuild the bridge.
[00:29] Kartatz
    Stop patting me on the head! I'm not a kid!
[00:33] Kartatz
    For crying out loud...
[00:35] Kartatz
    And to take care of the rest of the bandits,
[00:38] Kartatz
    the knights from Felskeilo and Helshper
[00:41] Kartatz
    are joining forces to
    create a special task force.
[00:43] Cayna
    Huh.
[00:45] Kartatz
    And that bandit boss...
[00:48] Kartatz
    Did you do the deed?
[00:49] Cayna
    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
[00:51] Kartatz
    I know you're the one who defeated him,
     so I'm assuming you finished him off.
[00:56] Cayna
    I didn't want to cause any trouble
    with Helshper, so I handed him over.
[01:01] Kartatz
    I see. I guess I'll ask Sis what
    kind of punishment the guy got.
[01:07] Cayna
    Oh, that reminds me.
[01:09] Cayna
    Once I get back to Felskeilo,
    I need to punish Mai-Mai myself.
[01:15] Kartatz
    Godspeed, Sis.
[01:18] Cayna
    But you know...
[01:19] Cayna
    Caerick and Caerina were both great kids.
[01:23] Kartartz
    Now she's doting on her grandkids.
[01:26] Kartatz
    What the heck happened?
SIGN    Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
SIGN    Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
[03:08] Elineh
    Lady Cayna, we were able to safely
    return to Felskeilo thanks to you.
[03:13] Elineh
    Here's the sum we agreed on.
[03:15] Elineh
    Thank you so much again.
[03:17] Cayna
    Likewise.
[03:20] Cayna
    I feel much better now!
[03:22] Arbiter
    Are you gonna be doing more
    adventurer work, missy?
[03:25] Cayna
    That's my plan.
[03:27] Arbiter
    I see! Well, if you ever feel like it,
     come see the Flame Spears again!
[03:31] Arbiter
    We'll welcome you with open arms!
[03:34] Elineh
    We'd have no problem taking you on as our
    caravan's exclusive bodyguard, you know.
[03:38] Elineh
    We would pay you handsomely, of course!
[03:42] Cayna
    Well, let's remember that for next time.
[03:44] Cayna
    If you'll excuse me.
[03:51] Cayna
    Well, then...
[03:53] Cayna
    I don't have anything planned, so I guess
    I'll head over to the Adventurers' Guild.
[03:57] Cayna
    Let's see if there are
    any interesting quests.
[04:04] Cayna
    As usual, the board's
    overflowing with quests.
[04:07] Cayna
    The world sure is full of trouble.
[04:13] Cayna
    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
    Catch a tiger by the toe.
[04:18] Cayna
    I... choose... you!
[04:22] Cayna
    Acquisition of the ingredient
    horned bear meat.
[04:26] Cayna
    The client is The White-Tailed Black Rabbit?
[04:29] Cayna
    "White-Tailed"? I could swear
    I've heard that somewhere before.
[04:34] Kee
    It's the high-end restaurant where Skargo,
    Mai-Mai, and Kartatz eat together.
[04:39] Cayna
    Aha!
[04:41] Cayna
    This one it is!
[04:43] Cayna
    I'd like to take on this quest.
[04:47] Almana
    Sure, no problem.
[04:49] Almana
    The quest is all yours.
[04:51] Cayna
    Alrighty, I'm gonna go
    hunt some horned bears.
[04:54] ---
    Take care.
[04:58] Cohral
    Oh, sorry.
[04:59] Cayna
    Oh, no, I wasn't paying attention myself.
[05:02] Cohral
    That's the girl who walked across the river.
[05:05] Cohral
    Could that technique actually be...
     Nah, that can't be possible.
[05:11] Lonti
    Oh, Miss Cayna!
[05:15] Cayna
    Hey, Lonti! It's been a while!
[05:17] Lonti
    P-Perfect timing.
[05:19] Cayna
    It is?
[05:20] Lonti
    Y-Yes. Well... I wanted to ask
    a favor of you, Miss Cayna.
[05:33] Lonti
    F-First, allow me to do some introductions.
[05:35] Lonti
    This is a fellow classmate
    at the Academy, and my friend.
[05:40] Lonti
    Um... Th-This is Mye.
[05:43] Mye
    My name is Mye. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[05:47] Cayna
    Aw, you're so polite. I'm the high elf, Cayna.
[05:51] Cayna
    So what's this request?
[05:53] Lonti
    I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Cayna,
[05:56] Lonti
    but would you permit us to
    accompany you for a while?!
[06:00] Cayna
    Huh?
[06:03] Cayna
    Um... Sure, I guess?
[06:07] Lonti
    Really? Thank you very much!
[06:10] Lonti
    Isn't that great?
[06:11] Mye
    Yes.
[06:12] Cayna
    I don't mind...
[06:14] Cayna
    But could you tell me what's going on?
[06:17] Lonti
    Er, yes. You see, um... The thing is...
[06:21] Mye
    Lonti wanted to find someone reliable
    who could be my bodyguard.
[06:28] Cayna
    Your bodyguard? I still don't really get it.
    Is she a runaway or something?
[06:36] Lonti
    I-I'm sorry.
[06:38] Mye
    Lonti is just accompanying me.
     This was all my idea.
[06:42] Mye
    So—
[06:43] Cayna
    Okay, hold your horses.
[06:45] Cayna
    I'm not sure why you're panicking,
[06:48] Cayna
    but I'm not going to
    report you two to anyone.
[06:54] Cayna
    Another runaway, eh?
    The other day it was a prince.
[06:59] Cayna
    Maybe this one's a princess.
[07:02] Cayna
    Yeah, as if.
[07:04] Cayna
    But I'm actually about
    to leave town on a quest.
[07:08] Cayna
    Did you two just want to come along, or...?
[07:11] Mye
    Huh?
[07:13] Cayna
    If you're a runaway, it'll be
    harder to find you outside of town.
[07:20] Mye and Lonti
    Of course...
[07:22] Cayna
    Hey, everyone. Do you
    mind letting us through?
[07:35] Cayna
    Thanks!
[07:37] Mye
    Impressive.
[07:38] Lonti
    Yes. Her skills are guaranteed.
[07:42] Mye
    She is the mother of
    High Priest Skargo, after all.
[07:48] Greenery
    Hurry up and go through.
[07:50] Greenery
    K-Keeping this position is harsh.
[07:53] Greenery
    I can't bend any further.
[08:06] Cayna
    So good!
[08:08] Cayna
    What's the matter?
[08:09] Cayna
    Lonti, Mye, you're not going to eat?
[08:12] Lonti
    A-Aren't you scared, Miss Cayna?
[08:15] Cayna
    No. The forest is high elf territory.
[08:19] Cayna
    What should I be afraid of?
[08:21] Mye
    W-Well, we weren't talking about that.
[08:23] Lonti
    Yes...
[08:30] Mye
    I-I've never seen a Cerberus before.
[08:34] Cayna
    Oh, don't even worry. The beasts and stuff
    will stay away with Cerberwoof around.
[08:40] Mye
    I-I see. Cerberwoof...
[08:43] Lonti
    I think I'm more scared of
    Cerberus than any bea—
[08:47] Lonti
    Eek! N-No, never mind!
[08:49] Cayna
    Go on, eat.
[08:53] Mye and Lonti
    Th-Thank you for the food.
[08:57] Mye and Lonti
    It's good!
[08:59] Lonti
    By the way...
[09:01] Lonti
    What quest are you doing, Miss Cayna?
[09:04] Cayna
    I'm hunting some horned bears.
[09:05] Lonti
    Oh, I see.
[09:07] Lonti
    Wait.
[09:09] Lonti and Mye
    You're hunting horned bears?!
[09:11] Cayna
    Apparently a place called Inaba's Rabbit
    or something wanted some horned bear meat.
[09:16] Lonti
    Inaba's Rabbit?
[09:18] Mye
    I've never heard of it.
[09:20] Lonti
    Do you mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit?
[09:23] Mye
    Oh.
[09:24] Cayna
    Yeah, that's it! It was something like that.
[09:27] Cayna
    And I'm stuffed!
[09:30] Cayna
    Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.
[09:33] Mye and Lonti
    What?
[09:34] Cayna
    Cerberwoof, make sure you
    watch over those two.
[09:37] Mye
    What is she getting ready for?
[09:39] Lonti
    I honestly have no idea
    what Miss Cayna is thinking.
[09:47] Mye
    What was that?
[09:48] Lonti
    I-I'm not sure!
[09:58] Lonti
    Miss Cayna!
[09:59] Mye
    Did something happen?
[10:03] Cayna
    Yup. Just the right temperature.
[10:08] Cayna
    Hey, ready for bath time?
[10:10] Mye
    Huh?
[10:11] Lonti
    B-Bath time?
[10:12] Cayna
    Come on, it's going to get cold.
[10:16] Lonti
    B-But...
[10:19] Lonti
    M-Mye?
[10:21] Mye
    Let's not waste this opportunity, Lonti.
[10:24] Lonti
    Huh? What?!
[10:30] Mye
    I see. So you used explosion magic
    to open a hole in the ground,
[10:35] Mye
    rearranged the stones from the riverbank
    into bricks and stacked them together,
[10:38] Mye
    then drew water from the river
     and warmed it with magic.
[10:44] Cayna
    Pretty much.
[10:45] Lonti
    Y-You make it sound so easy, but most
    people wouldn't be able to do this.
[10:50] Mye
    It's no surprise that you're
    High Priest Skargo's mother.
[10:55] Cayna
    You know Skargo, Mye?
[10:57] Mye
    Wh-Why, yes! I see him sometimes when I go
[11:02] Mye
    visit the church.
[11:04] Cayna
    Don't tell me Skargo tried to put
    his mitts on you when you visited.
[11:09] Mye
    Wh-What?!
[11:10] Lonti
    Huh?! Wait, did he, Mye?!
[11:13] Lonti
    Master Skargo?
[11:14] Cayna
    I guess I'll need to discipline
    him when I get home.
[11:17] Mye
    Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[11:19] Mye
    He just gives me advice shometimes!
[11:28] Cayna
    Oho, Mye... Looks like you've
    got the hots for my boy.
[11:33] Lonti
    Huh?!
[11:35] Cayna
    Guess I'm right.
[11:36] Lonti
    Wait, really?!
[11:38] Cayna
    First, he gives you gentle guidance
    after you ask for advice,
[11:41] Cayna
    then his sweet words hit you right in the
    heart as you're entranced by his beauty.
[11:46] Cayna
    Oh, to be young!
[11:48] Lonti
    I-I can't believe Mye is reacting like this.
[11:52] Lonti
    So you must have lied to me when
[11:54] Lonti
    we were talking about relationships before
    and you said there wasn't anyone you liked!
[11:58] Mye
    Well, how in the world am I even
    s-supposed to say something like that?
[12:03] Lonti
    Then you should've said something to the
    queen before any betrothal talks happ—
[12:09] Mye
    Shh! Shh!
[12:12] Cayna
    Ah, so you really are a princess.
[12:15] Mye
    Oh, no! She found out!
[12:17] Lonti
    I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
    I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
[12:21] Cayna
    Falling in love isn't a bad thing.
[12:24] Cayna
    Actually, it's pretty important.
[12:27] Mye
    I-Is it? Um, do you have any
    objections if we start a courtship?
[12:32] Lonti
    Courtship?!
[12:33] Mye
    I mean! I have absolutely no plans
    to start one! Not in the least!
[12:38] Cayna
    I'm definitely not going to get in your way.
[12:40] Cayna
    Skargo's all grown up.
[12:43] Mye
    I-I see...
[12:44] Cayna
    Not to mention, Mai-Mai has two kids in
    Helshper and is on husband number two!
[12:50] Cayna
    My kids are free to do whatever they want.
[12:54] Cayna
    "If you want my daughter's heart,
    then you'll have to defeat me first!"
[13:00] Cayna
    Man, I wish I could've said that!
[13:05] Mye and Lonti
    No one in this world could
    defeat this mother.
[13:11] Mye
    Looks like the "baring our bodies and
    souls" mission has been compweted.
[13:28] Cayna
    Come on, you two.
    It's totally safe. Come on over.
[13:31] Lonti
    S-Safe?
[13:33] Mye
    W-We won't be eaten?
[13:36] Cayna
    I'm the one who summoned this white dragon.
    It's completely obedient to me.
[13:44] Cayna
    Paw.
[13:47] Cayna
    Now the other paw.
[13:51] Cayna
    Heel.
[13:56] Cayna
    Watch closely, now.
[13:58] Cayna
    Now, beg!
[14:04] Lonti
    Watch...
[14:05] Mye
    ...closely?
[14:07] Cayna
    See?
[14:08] Lonti
    Y-Yes...
[14:09] Mye
    We definitely saw.
[14:16] Cayna
    See? Isn't he nice and soft?
[14:19] Mye
    Y-Yes.
[14:20] Lonti
    Very.
[14:22] Cayna
    Was this your first time seeing one?
[14:25] Lonti
    O-Of course it was!
[14:28] Mye
    Of course! Other than my father's, at least!
[14:31] Cayna
    Your father?
[14:33] Mye
    A-And my little brother's...
[14:36] Cayna
    Well, I mean I guess they are beasts.
[14:38] Mye and lonti
    B-Bea—?!
[14:40] Cayna
    Dragons.
[14:42] Mye and Lonti
    Dragons?
[14:44] Cayna
    Huh?
[14:44] Mye
    Y-Y-Y-Yes, of course! Dragons!
    I'd only heard tales of them before.
[14:50] Lonti
    M-Me, too.
[14:52] Cayna
    Tales?
[14:53] Mye
    The knight leader told me about them once.
[14:56] Mye
    He mentioned there was a dragon protecting
    some ancient ruins he had visited before.
[15:02] Lonti
    That's what I heard, too.
[15:04] Cayna
    Has this knight leader
    been around for a while?
[15:08] Mye
    He only took the position a few years
    ago, so I'm not sure of his age,
[15:14] Mye
    but he's a dragoid.
[15:16] Cayna
    Huh... Is he strong?
[15:19] Mye
    He is. He can easily split a stone in two!
[15:23] Cayna
    Oh?
[15:25] Cayna
    Do you get to go outside like this
    often when you're at the Academy?
[15:29] Lonti
    Not exactly.
[15:31] Lonti
    We do collect medicinal herbs and hunt
    small critters from time to time,
[15:36] Lonti
    but we usually return the same day.
[15:38] Cayna
    Do you get to go, Mye?
[15:40] Mye
    As long as I have a bodyguard, yes.
[15:44] Cayna
    I see. That must be rough.
[15:48] Mye
    I consider myself lucky for even
    being able to attend the Academy.
[15:51] Cayna
    I see.
[15:54] Cayna
    Oh, yeah.
[15:55] Cayna
    Lonti, is Primo escaping much lately?
[15:59] Mye
    Primo?
[16:01] Lonti
    She means the prince.
[16:03] Mye
    She does?
[16:04] Lonti
    On the day that the prince escaped,
[16:06] Lonti
    we happened to run into
    Miss Cayna, and she caught him.
[16:10] Lonti
    She overheard me almost say
    "Prince," and that's how...
[16:15] Mye
    ...she got "Primo"?
[16:16] Lonti
    Yes.
[16:19] Cayna
    I can walk on walls and on water.
    There's nothing I can't catch!
[16:24] Mye
    I would've loved to see that.
[16:26] Mye
    Do you think I can learn to do that?
[16:29] Cayna
    Well, walking on water is one thing,
[16:32] Cayna
    but walking on walls is a
    personally-crafted spell, so probably not.
[16:36] Lonti
    Uh, M-Miss Cayna? Please stop
    luring Mye down the wrong path!
[16:41] Cayna
    Wrong path?
[16:43] Cayna
    I'm not sure if I can teach you.
[16:46] Cayna
    But if you want to learn,
    you'll have to undergo a trial.
[16:48] Mye and Lonti
    A trial?
[16:50] Lonti
    You mean like... fight and defeat you?
[16:55] Cayna
    Yeah, that's never happening.
[16:57] Mye and Lonti
    Right...
[17:08] Cayna
    Hup! Hi-yah!
[17:16] Cayna
    Heh. There I go, kicking something
    so insignificant again.
[17:21] Lonti
    A-Are you all right, Mye? Hang in there!
[17:25] Mye
    I-It usually takes a handful of knights
[17:27] Mye
    to even have a chance at
    defeating a horned bear.
[17:31] Mye
    Yet she defeated it so easily!
[17:33] Lonti
    Well, this is Miss Cayna we're talking about!
[17:35] Mye
    Right...
[17:37] Mye
    How does this not shock you, Lonti?
[17:39] Lonti
    I-I think I just got tired of being surprised.
[17:42] Mye
    I see what you mean.
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Horned Bear
[17:47] Cayna
    There we go.
[17:48] Cayna
    Now if we just deliver this to That Rabbit
    Off Yonder, this quest is complete!
[17:52] Kee
    You mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit.
[17:54] Cayna
    They call it that sometimes, too.
[17:56] Cayna
    All right. Let's head back to town.
[18:04] Adventurer A
    Collecting ores and bodyguard duty?
[18:06] Adventurer B
    The rewards sorta suck.
[18:09] Adventurer C
    Aren't there more thrilling quests anywhere?
[18:14] Cohral
    The young lady who went hunting horned
    bears should be coming back soon.
[18:20] Cohral
    I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask her.
[18:22] Cohral
    I tried using Search,
    but I couldn't see her status or level.
[18:28] Cohral
    Even if I'm wrong, she'll just
    treat me like some weirdo.
[18:33] Cohral
    All right.
[18:33] Shining Saber
    Pardon us.
[18:43] Almana
    Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild, sir.
[18:46] Almana
    How may I help you today?
[18:48] Saber
    I'm searching for someone.
[18:55] Saber
    Do you know anything?
[18:56] Cohral
    Sh-Shining Saber?
[18:59] Saber
    What? Indeed, I am Shining Saber.
[19:03] Cohral
    From the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild!
[19:06] Saber
    What?! You know of the
    Silver Moon Horsemen Guild?
[19:10] Saber and Cohral
    From the VRMMORPG, Leadale!
[19:23] (Flashback) Saber
    Let's do this, Cohral!
[19:24] (Flashback) Cohral
    Right behind you, Shining Saber!
[19:28] Cohral
    Sub-Leader! It's you!
[19:31] Saber
    Wait, are you Cohral?!
[19:35] Cohral
    After they shut down Leadale...
[19:40] Cohral
    Before I knew it, I ended up in this world.
[19:45] Cohral
    Where am I?
[19:47] Cohral
    Am I inside Leadale*? Ow!
[19:51] Cohral
    This isn't a dream!
[19:57] Cohral
    Uh, hey. Hello?
[19:59] Cohral
    I don't see the admin, my guild members,
    or anyone else. What is this?*
[20:03] Cohral
    What the hell is going on?
[20:08] Cohral
    I survived as an adventurer,
[20:10] Cohral
    and this is the first time
    I've run into someone I know!
[20:13] Saber
    Ten years... That long?
[20:16] Saber
    It's only been about three years for me,
[20:18] Saber
    but this is the first time I've
    run into someone I know, too.
[20:22] Cohral
    Sub-Leader!
[20:24] Saber
    Cohral!
[20:28] Saber
    This is great!
[20:40] Lopus
    Yeah, I definitely made
    something else entirely.
[20:44] Lopus
    I really wanted to recreate
    what she made, but...
[20:47] Lopus
    These should've been the right ingredients, too.
[21:10] Lopus
    Guess I'll start all over again.
[21:21] Lopus
    Wh-What the?!

Season 1

E8 - A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information

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[00:09] Mye
    Miss Cayna seems to be having fun.
[00:11] Lonti
    Indeed.
[00:16] Cayna
    What's wrong?
[00:21] Cayna
    Are you saying we should head back right away?
[00:26] Cayna
    Let's hurry.
[00:27] Mye
    Huh?
[00:28] Lonti
    What's wrong, Miss Cayna?
[00:30] Cayna
    There's a possibility something bad
    is going on at the royal capital.
[00:34] Lonti and Mye
    Huh?
[00:35] Cayna
    Summoning Magic!
[00:43] Cayna
    Therwolf!
[00:49] Cayna
    Get on!
[01:05] Sailor
    What the heck is that?
SIGN    A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
SIGN    A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
[02:56] Townspeople
    Run away!
[03:00] Shining Saber
    You two go help get the citizens to safety.
[03:03] Subordinates
    Yes, sir.
[03:05] Cohral
    What are you gonna do?
[03:06] Shining Saber
    What else?
[03:11] Shining Saber
    I'm gonna pulverize it!
[03:13] Cohral
    But that's an Event Monster!
[03:15] Shining Saber
    To defeat it, we'd probably need at least
    200 players who are at level 300 or above.
[03:21] Cohral
    Yet you're gonna fight it?
[03:22] Shining Saber
    I'm the leader of the knights!
[03:24] Shining Saber
    I take pride in being one of the
    knights who protect this kingdom!
[03:27] Shining Saber
    If I don't fight now, when will I?
[03:30] Cohral
    You...
[03:37] Mai-Mai
    Big Brother! Kartatz!
[03:39] Skargo
    Mai-Mai, Lopus.
[03:41] Kartatz
    Thank goodness you're safe.
[03:43] Skargo
    Are the students at the Academy all right?
[03:44] Mai-Mai
    I've had them all take shelter.
    What about the rest of the citizens?
[03:48] Skargo
    The king and premier dispatched the knights.
    They're heading to them right now.
[03:53] Lopus
    I'm sorry. I had no idea I'd
    end up making that thing.
[03:57] Kartatz
    So that monster's your doing?
[04:00] Lopus
    It was an accident!
[04:01] Mai-Mai
    Hold on a sec. You can explain later.
    We have to do something about that thing.
[04:05] Kartatz
    Well, this ain't good. That thing's
    definitely way stronger than us.
[04:09] Mai-Mai
    Stop thinking, start acting.
[04:11] Mai-Mai
    We're going to at least get that
    thing's attention, Kartatz.
[04:15] Skargo
    Hold on, Little Sister.
[04:18] Skargo
    If we get that thing's attention,
[04:20] Skargo
    it's probably going to go after
    the thing that's right behind us.
[04:24] Mai-Mai
    Oh, the castle...
[04:26] Mai-Mai
    Th-Then what are we supposed to do?
[04:29] Mai-Mai
    Should we just sit here twiddling our
    thumbs as that thing destroys the city?
[04:41] Shining Saber
    Cohral?
[04:42] Cohral
    I'll hang with you. I don't
    mind stupid suicide attacks.
[04:46] Shining Saber
    Thanks. I owe you one!
[04:48] Shining Saber
    I'll buy you a drink once all this is over.
[04:51] Cohral
    Sounds great. A drink that's not
    on my dime tastes way better!
[04:57] Shining Saber
    Let's go!
[04:58] Cohral
    Yeah!
[05:01] Shining Saber
    That thing's giant! Let's knock it
    on the head and flip it backwards!
[05:05] Cohral
    Yeah, I know!
[05:06] Shining Saber
    Weapon Skill: Double Crush!
[05:09] Cohral
    Weapon Skill: Pike Ring Attack!
[05:25] Mai-Mai
    Who was that?
[05:26] Skargo
    One of them is the leader of the knights.
[05:28] Skargo
    I don't know who the other one is.
[05:35] Shining Saber
    Damn it! How the hell are
    we supposed to predict that?
[05:38] Shining Saber
    Hey, Cohral! You alive?
[05:43] Cohral
    Yeah, I'm alive...
[05:46] Shining Saber
    Get a hold of yourself.
[05:48] Cohral
    M-Must be nice being over level 400...
[05:52] Cohral
    I know I've got less than 20% of my HP left.
[05:54] Shining Saber
    If you can't deal, then just rest.
    I'll take care of things.
[05:58] Cohral
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[06:04] Shining Saber
    That thing barely lost
    any HP from our attacks.
[06:10] Cohral
    Even though I basically risked
    my life on that attack.
[06:15] Shining Saber
    Guess we're just gonna
    have to charge it again.
[06:18] Cohral
    Yeah...
[06:20] Shining Saber
    Even though it may only
    end in a draw at best!
[06:36] Man A
    What the?!
[06:37] Man B
    What was that?
[06:39] Mai-Mai
    Thank goodness.
[06:40] Kartatz
    Hoo boy. Looks like we're saved.
[06:43] Man C
    What?
[06:44] Woman A
    Wh-What's going on?
[06:46] Skargo
    It means that this threat
    is no longer a threat.
[07:12] Shining Saber
    The highest-level lightning and flame magic...
[07:16] Cohral
    Yeah. Those spells were
    definitely cast by a player.
[07:20] Shining Saber
    By another player?
[07:22] Cohral
    Yeah.
[07:29] Cayna
    Man... Who the heck activated
    an Event Monster?
[07:38] Cayna
    I see. So that's what's going on.
SIGN    You okay?
[07:47] Cayna
    To think that an Event Monster
    was placed in this riverbank.
[07:52] Kee
    The items that activated it
    are oksorre root, logga eyes,
[07:56] Kee
    and nweve tongue combined into a liquid.
[07:59] Cayna
    So they just got "lucky" when they
    combined all those rare ingredients.
[08:02] Cayna
    I see. So we're dealing with
    a bunch of coincidences.
[08:07] Cohral
    Looks like the girlie over
    there can see it, too.
[08:10] Shining Saber
    Yeah, the mother of the High
    Priest with the mother complex.
[08:15] Cayna
    Mai-Mai.
[08:16] Mai-Mai
    Y-Yes! What is it, Mother?
[08:19] Cayna
    Seal off this area so no
    one can set foot in it.
[08:23] Cayna
    If something like that happens again...
[08:25] Mai-Mai
    Wh-What are you going to
    do if it does happen again?
[08:29] Cayna
    To ensure that thing doesn't
    fall into the wrong hands,
[08:31] Cayna
    I'm going to blast the whole
     riverbank into the river.
[08:35] Mai-Mai
    Understood! I will set up a barrier,
[08:38] Mai-Mai
    and anyone who comes near it will
    be thrown into a cell immediately.
[08:45] Shining Saber
    We should probably get going,
    Your Highness. Your father is worried.
[08:49] Mye
    I am very sorry. I was careless.
[08:52] Lonti
    I-I'm sorry...
[08:54] Cayna
    The next time you want a bodyguard,
[08:56] Cayna
    make sure you bring a reward and
    go through the Adventurers' Guild.
[08:59] Mye
    What?! You're going to charge us?
[09:03] Cayna
    I accepted this time for Lonti's sake,
[09:05] Cayna
    but I'm not kidnapping a
    princess for a second time.
[09:09] Lonti
    You're rather calculating.
    Impressive, Miss Cayna.
[09:13] Cayna
    I'd prefer to get money from Agaido.
[09:17] Mye
    Thank you for everything.
[09:26] Skargo
    Mother Dearest.
[09:32] Skargo
    Here.
[09:38] Cayna
    Isn't this...
[09:39] Cayna
    Orichalcum? Why are you giving it to me?
[09:42] Skargo
    That monster earlier dropped it.
[09:45] Skargo
    The two who fought the monster
    said they didn't want it,
[09:50] Skargo
    so it's being offered to you.
[09:52] Cohral
    We don't have the skills to work with that,
[09:54] Cohral
    so we figured you could have it,
    since you defeated that thing.
[09:59] Cayna
    Really? Then I'll make you something.
[10:02] Cohral
    Huh? For me?
[10:04] Cayna
    I mean, I have plenty of weapons.
[10:06] Cayna
    You can have it as thanks
    for fighting that monster.
[10:11] Cayna
    You don't seem to have a sword.
    Do you want one?
[10:14] Cohral
    S-Sure. Okay, thanks.
[10:17] Cohral
    Also, the leader of the knights and
    I want to talk to you about something.
[10:22] Cohral
    Would we be able to meet up tomorrow?
[10:25] Cayna
    Sure. Then let's meet at the colosseum at noon.
[10:28] Cohral
    All right.
[10:29] Cayna
    Okay, I'll be going now.
SIGN    Item Box
[10:32] Sign
    m 182 128 l 243 341 392 296 326 96
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Fire Lizard Sword
SIGN    High Potion
SIGN    Candy
SIGN    Lantern
SIGN    Fairy King Robe
[10:34] Cayna
    Hey, Kartatz. Take me to this
    Inaba's Black Rabbit place.
[10:39] Kartatz
    The what?
[10:40] Lonti
    Miss Cayna, it's The White-Tailed Black Rabbit.
[10:43] Cayna
    Oh, was it?
[10:45] Kartatz
    Why do you wanna go there?
[10:47] Cayna
    I took on a quest to get
    some horned bear meat.
[10:50] Cayna
    I've got the meat, so I wanted
    to deliver it to them.
[10:53] Kartatz
    Also, why was the princess with you?
[10:57] Cayna
    Um... Just because?
[10:59] Kartatz
    Really, Mum?
[11:04] Shining Saber
    Cohral! Hit 'em with all you've got!
[11:05] Cohral
    All right! I was really lonely!
[11:15] Shining Saber
    Allow me to properly introduce myself.
[11:17] Shining Saber
    I am Shining Saber.
[11:20] Shining Saber
    I'm level 427.
[11:22] Shining Saber
    I'm currently the leader of
    the knights in Felskeilo,
[11:26] Shining Saber
    but I was originally the sub-leader
    of the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild.
[11:29] Cayna
    Wait, the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild?
[11:32] Cayna
    You mean Kyotaro's guild?!
[11:36] Shining Saber
    You knew our guild master?
[11:39] Cayna
    Yeah, uh, sort of.
[11:42] Cohral
    I also belonged to the same guild.
[11:44] Cohral
    I'm Cohral, and I'm level 392.
[11:47] Cayna
    I'm Cayna. I belong to
    the guild Cream Cheese.
[11:52] Cayna
    Okay, yeah. They've definitely
    heard about my guild.
[11:56] Cohral
    Isn't Cream Cheese
[11:58] Cohral
    the guild where all the members are
    OP and have Game Master credentials?
[12:02] Shining Saber
    Wait, wait.
[12:03] Shining Saber
    You knew our guild master, you're a high elf,
     and you belong to Cream Cheese?!
[12:08] Shining Saber
    Doesn't that mean you're...
    the Silver Ring Witch?!
[12:12] Cayna
    Correct, my good sir.
[12:14] Sign
    m 204 145 l 206 168 262 166 259 146
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Item Box
[12:15] Sign
    m 201 146 l 260 146 260 151 249 152 249 158 253 167 208 168
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[12:16] Sign
    m 204 146 l 246 146 255 167 205 170
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[12:16] Sign
    m 203 147 l 260 145 261 150 250 151 248 158 255 163 258 166 207 168
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[12:16] Sign
    m 202 147 l 261 147 263 165 205 168
[12:18] Cohral
    Wait, an Arcal Staff?
    What are you gonna do with that?
[12:22] Cayna
    I hate that dishonorable
    Silver Ring whatever name.
[12:27] Cayna
    If you call me that again...
[12:30] Cayna
    I'll crush you without warning.
[12:33] Cohral
    All right, all right!
    Stop looking at us like that!
[12:37] Cayna
    Well, whatever.
[12:42] Cayna
    Oh, yeah. Cohral...
[12:45] Cayna
    The thing I promised you yesterday...
[12:49] Cayna
    Here you go.
[12:50] Cohral
    Wow, this is pretty impressive.
    Let's see those stats...
[12:56] Cohral
    What the hell is this?!
[12:58] Shining Saber
    Ooh, what? What'd you get?
[13:02] Shining Saber
    Valhalla?! That's, like,
    the best sword you can get!
[13:06] Cayna
    I just happened to have some
    diamond and corundum on me,
[13:08] Cayna
    so I just made the best thing
    I could with what I had on hand.
[13:12] Shining Saber and Cohral
    This goes way beyond
    "the best thing you could make"!
[13:15] Cayna
    Heh.
[13:16] Shining Saber
    Man, I'm so friggin' jealous!
[13:19] Shining Saber
    Hey, don't you have another one?
[13:22] Cayna
    You already have a pretty impressive weapon.
[13:24] Shining Saber
    This is just issued to the knights!
[13:26] Cayna
    I'd love to make you something,
    but I don't have the materials.
[13:30] Shining Saber
    F-Fine, I guess I'll give up on that,
[13:33] Shining Saber
    but we'd like to exchange some information.
[13:36] Shining Saber
    I've only been in this world
    for about three years.
[13:39] Cohral
    I've been here ten.
[13:41] Cayna
    I've only been here about two months.
[13:44] Cayna
    Hey, why did Leadale end service?
[13:47] Shining Saber
    Why?
[13:49] Cayna
    Well, I ended up dying IRL while playing
    the game, so I have no idea what happened.
[13:54] Cohral
    Huh, I see.
[13:57] Shining Saber and Cohral
    Wait, you're a ghost?!
[13:59] Cayna
    Who are you calling a ghost? Rude.
[14:02] Cohral
    Oh, I get it.
[14:04] Cohral
    There was a rumor going around that
    someone died while playing the game.
[14:07] Cohral
    That must've been you, huh?
[14:08] Cayna
    Wait, what? That became a rumor?
[14:11] Shining Saber
    Yeah. About six months after that rumor
    started going around, Leadale ended service.
[14:18] Shining Saber
    I'm not sure if it actually has to do
    with the fact that you died, though.
[14:21] Cayna
    I see. I guess I'll just have
    to get more details
[14:25] Cayna
    when my Li'l Fairy's
    able to actually speak.
[14:28] Shining Saber and Cohral
    Li'l... Fairy?
[14:33] Shining Saber and Cohral
    The hell is that?!
[14:36] Cayna
    I guess players can see her.
[14:40] Shining Saber
    Aw, come on out, Li'l Fairy. Wittle fairy...
[14:45] Cohral
    You're creepy, dude.
[14:46] Cayna
    This fairy is something that the player
    Opuskettenshultheimer left behind for me.
[14:55] Cohral
    Opus? Never heard of him.
[14:58] Cayna
    Otherwise known as Leadale's Kongming.
[15:01] Cohral
    Ugh, that dude.
[15:03] Cayna
    You've heard of him?
[15:05] Cohral
    A whole damn log came rolling down,
    and as soon as I dodged that,
[15:07] Cohral
    one of the ropes dangling
    from it snagged my leg,
[15:09] Cohral
    and I got dragged to the edge of a ravine.
[15:11] Cohral
    Then he just kicked me into it, and I died.
[15:20] Cohral
    You, too?!
[15:22] Shining Saber and Cohral
    We both share the same pain!
[15:25] Cayna
    What kind of bit is this?
[15:28] Cayna
    Okay, we done playing games?
[15:31] Cayna
    Let's hurry up and get these
    friend requests over with.
[15:34] Shining Saber and Cohral
    S-Sure...
SIGN    Friend
SIGN    Cohral
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Blue Kingdom of Aulzelie
SIGN    You've received a friend request from Cohral. Will you accept?
[15:38] Cayna
    Now we can contact each other wherever we are.
[15:40] Cayna
    Oh, yeah. If you know anything about the
    Guardian Towers, I'd love to hear it.
[15:45] Cohral
    Well...
[15:48] Cohral
    I know. Hey, Cayna.
[15:50] Cohral
    Would you be willing to trade some skills
    for info on the Guardian Towers?
[15:53] Cayna
    Skills? Like what?
[15:57] Cohral
    Recovery magic.
[15:59] Cayna and Shining Saber
    You don't have any?
[16:00] Shining Saber
    I've never seen a player not have that,
    considering you get it doing a simple event.
[16:07] Cohral
    Shut up.
[16:09] Cayna
    Well, sure. As long as the info is decent.
[16:13] Cohral
    Hell yeah!
[16:14] Shining Saber
    What are you, a kid?
[16:16] Cayna
    I'm guessing you know something.
[16:21] Cohral
    I heard someone saw a palace in the middle
    of the sea right by this fishing village.
[16:26] Cohral
    That's gotta be some decent info, right?
[16:29] Cayna
    If it's in the sea, I guess
    it might be Liothek's place.
[16:32] Cohral
    Hey!
[16:33] Cayna
    Oh, right. I'll give you recovery magic.
[16:37] Cayna
    Here's Simple Substance Recovery Dewl.
[16:41] Cohral
    Install!
[16:44] Cohral
    Doot-do-do! Now I've got
    recovery magic! Thanks!
[16:49] Shining Saber
    You don't seem too happy to hear
    it's in the sea. Can you not swim?
[16:53] Cayna
    Well, actually, yeah.
[16:56] Cayna
    But I can figure that out
    with magic, so that's fine.
[17:01] Cayna
    But out of the Skill Masters,
[17:03] Cayna
    Liothek loved to collect creepily cute
     and downright grotesque things.
[17:08] Shining Saber
    Yikes...
[17:09] Cayna
    I was just imagining what kind of creepy
    crawlies I might find and got depressed.
[17:14] Shining Saber
    Whoops, I gotta get back to the castle.
    Cayna, contact me if you need anything.
[17:21] Cohral
    Same here. Thanks.
[17:24] Cohral
    See you again at the Guild.
[17:26] Cayna
    Yeah, see you.
[17:28] Shining Saber
    Hey, wanna trade me your
    Valhalla for my sword?
[17:31] Cohral
    Like hell I will.
[17:33] Cayna
    They seem pretty close. I'm jealous.
[17:39] Cayna
    Aw, are you consoling me? Thanks.
[17:43] Kee
    Incoming from behind.
[17:49] Cayna
    H-Huh?
[17:52] Cayna
    Skargo?!
[17:53] Cayna
    Whoopsie. Y-You okay?
[17:57] Kee
    That was a little late.
[18:00] Skargo
    Are you safe, Mother Dearest?
[18:03] Cayna
    Huh?
[18:04] Skargo
    I heard you were having a rendezvous
    with some men, so I, Skargo,
[18:08] Skargo
    was ready to lay down my life to rescue you!
[18:11] Cayna
    Uh, Skargo...
[18:13] Skargo
    What did those men threaten you with?!
[18:16] Skargo
    Not to mention! Ah! Not to mention!
[18:19] Skargo
    One of them was the leader of the knights!
[18:22] Skargo
    I will never let a scoundrel like
    that have my mother dearest's hand!
[18:26] Skargo
    Curse you, Shining Saber!
[18:29] Skargo
    How dare you ignore all the other ladies
[18:31] Skargo
    and try to lay your mitts on my mother dearest?!
[18:34] Skargo
    And you have the nerve to call
    yourself a kni— Mother Dearest?
[18:38] Cayna
    Yes?
[18:41] Skargo
    Wh-What do you intend to do with
    that Arcal Staff you're holding up?
[18:45] Cayna
    Well, what comes up must come down.
[18:48] Skargo
    I can't shake the feeling that
    I happen to be right below it.
[18:52] Cayna
    What a coincidence. But I think it'll actually
    quiet things down, so it's sorta perfect.
[18:58] Skargo
    I'm so sorry!
[19:00] Cayna
    As long as you understand.
[19:02] Skargo
    Huh? You're not going to hit me?
[19:04] Skargo
    Has something happened, Mother Dearest?
[19:07] Cayna
    No, not really.
[19:11] Cayna
    Well, I'm gonna go now.
    Make sure you actually do your job.
[19:15] Skargo
    O-Of course. Oh, and Mother Dearest...
[19:19] Skargo
    I just obtained some excellent tea.
    Will you join me for some?
[19:25] Cayna
    Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt.
[19:34] Cayna
    It looks like he's absolutely oblivious
    to how the princess feels about him.
[19:39] Cayna
    Mye's got a long road ahead of her.
[19:46] Mai-Mai
    What? You're leaving on another journey?
[19:49] Cayna
    Yeah. I need to look for the
    Palace of the Dragon King.
[19:52] Cayna
    Did you hear that the knights
    of both Felskeilo and Helshper
[19:54] Cayna
    were going to work together
    to take care of the bandits?
[19:58] Mai-Mai
    Yes.
[19:59] Cayna
    Apparently, they're leaving in two days,
[20:02] Cayna
    so I was going to ask if I could
    travel with them for part of the way.
[20:08] Mai-mai
    Say, Mother. Why don't you
    settle down somewhere?
[20:12] Cayna
    Settle down?
[20:13] Mai-Mai
    You can't keep wandering around forever.
[20:16] Cayna
    Settle down... Settle down, huh?
    That might be a good idea.
[20:22] Cayna
    If I'm gonna live somewhere, though,
    it's gotta be that village.
[20:30] Silver Tower Guardian
    Yo, yo, yo. It's been forever.
[20:35] Silver Tower Guardian
    You really do love to
    leave a guardian hanging.
[20:40] Cayna
    I guess you're telling me
    that you don't want any MP.
[20:44] Silver Tower Guardian
    Of course I do. Man, you're sadistic, Master.
[20:48] Cayna
    Why do you keep talking like that?
[20:53] Cayna
    Here, have some MP.
[20:57] Silver Tower guardian
    Man, I feel alive again. That hit the spot.
[21:00] Cayna
    Please don't sound like some
    old guy relaxing in the bath.
[21:03] Cayna
    Oh, hey. Do you know what happened
    to this world 200 years ago?
[21:09] Silver Tower Guardian
    I only know what I heard
    from the other guardians,
[21:12] Silver Tower Guardian
    but basically,
[21:14] Silver Tower Guardian
    all I know is that most of the masters
    said goodbye to their guardians.
[21:18] Cayna
    Hm, well, yeah... There was no helping that.
[21:24] Silver Tower Guardian
    Hey, Master. Don't leave me hanging again.
[21:28] Cayna
    Don't worry. I'll keep coming
    by every now and then.
[21:33] Cayna
    Probably.
[21:34] Silver Tower Guardian
    Huh?
[21:41] Lytt
    Hup... Hup!
[21:46] Lytt
    There we go.
[21:57] Lytt
    Miss!
[22:05] Cayna
    Have you been well, Lytt?
[22:08] Lytt
    Yeah!

Season 1

E9 - Another Visit, a Mermaid, a Misunderstanding, and Zombies

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[00:00] Cayna
    Have you been well, Lytt?
[00:02] Lytt
    Yes!
[00:05] Lytt
    Since you hadn't shown up for so long,
[00:07] Lytt
    I was about to tell everyone
    that you're the bad witch.
[00:15] Cayna
    I promised I'd come see you, didn't I?
[00:17] Lytt
    Yeah!
[00:18] Marelle
    Well, if it isn't Cayna.
[00:21] Cayna
    Hello, Marelle. It's been a while.
[00:24] Marelle
    Welcome, welcome.
    You're spending the night, aren't you?
[00:27] Cayna
    That's the plan. Do you have a room available?
[00:30] Marelle
    But of course!
[00:31] Marelle
    I guess this means
[00:32] Marelle
    that tonight, we celebrate our
    three-month reunion with Cayna...
[00:35] Marelle
    with a feast!
[00:38] Cayna
    Huh?
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[02:25] Cayna
    I have a headache and heartburn...
[02:28] Kee
    Those would be, yet again, hangover symptoms.
[02:30] Cayna
    I know, okay?
[02:32] Cayna
    I keep swearing this to myself,
[02:34] Cayna
    but I'm really never, ever, ever going
     to drink alcohol ever again!
[02:42] Cayna
    What?!
[02:43] Lottor
    I swear I heard it!
[02:46] Lottor
    Last night! I heard it on the way home!
[02:50] Marelle
    But, Lottor, you were pretty plastered.
[02:54] Lottor
    That may be true, but my
    ears have yet to deceive me!
[02:59] Lytt
    Oh, miss.
[03:02] Marelle
    You're finally awake. It's noon already.
[03:05] Cayna
    My head is pounding.
[03:08] Luine
    I see you still can't hold your liquor.
[03:12] Lottor
    Thanks for last night, Cayna! I managed
    to get some great booze because of you.
[03:17] Villager A
    Yeah, thanks!
[03:18] Villager B
    It was a lot of fun!
[03:19] Cayna
    That's great and all...
    but what are you all doing?
[03:24] Lottor
    You see, the well...
[03:25] Cayna
    What about the well?
[03:26] Lottor
    For a while now, we've been hearing
    moaning coming from it at night.
[03:30] Lottor
    Actually, it might be more like singing.
[03:33] Cayna
    Singing?
[03:39] Cayna
    Singing from the well?
[03:41] Cayna
    Was there ever a quest like that?
[03:43] Villager B
    It's really creepy.
[03:46] Villager A
    We're so scared, we don't know what
    we'll do if something's down there.
[03:51] Cayna
    Then why don't I go down
    there and check it out myself?
[03:55] Lottor
    Would you?
[03:56] Villager A
    That'd be great!
[03:57] Marelle
    Are you sure you should be
    making promises like that?
[03:59] Cayna
    Yes. Everyone at this village
    has helped me out a lot,
[04:03] Cayna
    and I'll probably continue to be
    in your care, so this is nothing.
[04:06] Marelle
    Hm?
[04:07] Cayna
    Er, it's nothing.
[04:09] Cayna
    We can talk about that another time.
[04:13] Lytt
    Miss, are you okay?
[04:15] Cayna
    Yup, totally fine.
[04:16] Cayna
    If I jump into some cold water,
    I'm sure my hangover will go away.
[04:19] Lytt
    That's not what I meant. I mean,
    it seems pretty dangerous.
[04:24] Cayna
    Don't worry. I'll take a guide with me.
[04:28] Lytt
    A guide?
[04:30] Cayna
    Just watch.
[04:33] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Load: Aqua Level 2.
[04:41] Lottor
    You really are something.
[04:43] Lytt
    Water fishies!
[04:50] Lottor
    What the heck is that?
[04:51] Luine
    I've never seen those clothes before.
[04:53] Cayna
    This makes it easier to
    move around in the water.
[04:56] Cayna
    Okay, off I go.
[05:09] Cayna
    It's way colder than I thought it'd be.
[05:12] Kee
    Water temperature is roughly
    ten degrees Celsius.
[05:14] Kee
    I presume it is newly melted snow.
[05:16] Cayna
    Well, I'm definitely sober now.
    I need to warm back up.
[05:20] Cayna
    There we go.
[05:22] Cayna
    Well? Do you sense anything?
[05:29] Cayna
    Over there?
[05:40] Cayna
    Kee, how far have we gone?
[05:43] Kee
    Around 100 meters.
[05:48] Kee
    There is a cavern above.
[05:50] Cayna
    Yeah.
[06:04] Cayna
    Is someone here?
[06:08] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Load: Shye Level 7.
[06:22] Mimily
    I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[06:25] Cayna
    A mermaid?
[06:26] Mimily
    P-Please don't eat me!
[06:29] Cayna
    I won't eat you!
[06:31] Mimily
    Y-You won't?
[06:33] Cayna
    Do I look like a mermaid
    flesh enthusiast to you?
[06:36] Mimily
    I... can't say that you don't...
[06:39] Cayna
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[06:40] Mimily
    O-Of course you don't! Not at all!
[06:42] Cayna
    That's better.
[06:45] Mimily
    Huh?
[06:47] Cayna
    Oh, they're just water spirits. Don't worry.
[06:49] Mimily
    Th-The great guardian deities?!
    P-Please excuse my rudeness!
[06:53] Cayna
    The water spirits are your guardian deities?
[06:58] Mimily
    In my village, legends said that
    they took the shape of a whale.
[07:02] Mimily
    I had no idea they were actually flying fish!
[07:06] Cayna
    Okay, okay, I get it. Just calm down.
[07:10] Mimily
    O-Okay...
[07:12] Cayna
    I'm Cayna. What's your name?
[07:14] Mimily
    I'm Mimily.
[07:16] Cayna
    So what are you doing here, Mimily?
[07:18] Cayna
    Don't mermaids usually live in the ocean?
[07:21] Mimily
    Well... About a week ago, when I
    was swimming near my village...
[07:32] Mimily
    Huh?
[07:45] Mimily
    And when I came to, this is where I was.
[07:48] Cayna
    What ocean did you live in?
[07:50] Mimily
    I'm not sure.
[07:53] Mimily
    I just know that I lived deep in the ocean.
[07:56] Cayna
    I see. That'll probably make
    getting you home pretty difficult.
[08:05] Mimily
    There is a song
[08:11] Mimily
    That you can only hear
[08:17] Mimily
    On a night with shooting stars
[08:21] Mimily
    The blue wave guides my fin
[08:29] Mimily
    Back to my mother
[08:36] Cayna
    What's that?
[08:37] Mimily
    The song of my homeland.
[08:39] Mimily
    I miss it so much.
[08:42] Mimily
    Lullaby...
[08:45] Cayna
    This must be the song they
    were hearing from the well.
[08:48] Mimily
    The gentle ocean embraces me...
[08:54] Cayna
    Okay, then let's do this.
[08:56] Mimily
    Huh?
[08:57] Cayna
    Are you okay being up on land?
[08:59] Mimily
    Y-Yes, as long as there's
    some water. Why do you ask?
[09:05] Cayna
    I figured we'd have the village
    let you stay there for a while.
[09:09] Mimily
    Huh?!
[09:09] Cayna
    Come on, here we go.
[09:11] Mimily
    What?!
[09:20] Marelle
    A mermaid?!
[09:21] Cayna
    So, yeah. She's lost.
[09:23] Cayna
    Would it be all right if she lived
    in this village for a while?
[09:27] Mimily
    I'm so sorry. I hope you don't mind.
[09:30] Marelle
    Sure, I don't mind, but...
[09:32] Luine
    How do mermaids live, anyway?
[09:35] Lottor
    Will we be able to take care of her?
[09:37] Cayna
    You don't need to worry so much.
[09:40] Cayna
    She can eat the same things
    everyone else does,
[09:44] Cayna
    and she can take care of herself
    as long as she has water.
[09:48] Lottor
    Well, in that case...
[09:51] Villager A
    Yeah, sure. Why not?
[09:52] Villager B
    Yeah.
[09:53] Marelle
    All right, Cayna.
[09:55] Lytt
    It's nice to have you here, Miss Mermaid!
[09:58] Mimily
    Yes, thank you very much.
[10:05] Cayna
    I see. The public bath's a great idea.
[10:10] Cayna
    How's the water?
[10:11] Mimily
    It feels perfect.
[10:12] Cayna
    So you're okay with it being warm?
[10:15] Mimily
    This is perfectly fine.
[10:17] Mimily
    But... are you sure it's really
    okay for me to live here?
[10:20] Marelle
    Sure. You won't have to worry
    about water here, either.
[10:24] Luine
    You don't need to be so modest.
[10:25] Mimily
    Th-Thank you so much.
[10:28] Cayna
    This is great.
[10:29] Cayna
    Marelle, everyone, please
    take good care of Mimily.
[10:33] Marelle
    Leave it to us.
[10:35] Village woman A
    We said we'd take care of her,
    and we'll keep our word.
[10:38] Village woman B
    Mimily's part of this village now.
[10:41] Mimily
    Thank you so much.
    From the bottom of my heart.
[10:45] Cayna
    Well, I'm gonna go for now, but I'll be
    back soon to see how things are going.
[10:49] Mimily
    O-Okay.
[10:50] Cayna
    I'll look for the mermaid village, too.
[10:53] Mimily
    Thank you very much.
[10:56] Lytt
    Come back soon, miss!
[10:58] Cayna
    You bet I will.
[11:02] Lytt
    But the royal capital's far away, isn't it?
[11:05] Lytt
    It must be really hard
    going back and forth.
[11:09] Cayna
    Don't worry.
[11:10] Cayna
    I told you, I'm a witch.
[11:12] Cayna
    If I've been there before,
    it doesn't matter how far away it is.
[11:15] Cayna
    I can get there in an instant with magic.
[11:17] Lytt
    Wow... You're amazing, miss!
[11:21] Cayna
    I can even fly through the sky!
[11:23] Lytt
    Wow...
[11:25] Cayna
    Say, Lytt. Do you want to go flying sometime?
[11:28] Lytt
    Huh? In the sky?
[11:30] Cayna
    We can go on a nice day.
[11:32] Cayna
    I bet you'll be able to see all kinds
    of things, and it'll be really pretty.
[11:37] Lytt
    Oh, but... my mom...
[11:42] Cayna
    I'll make sure to ask her with you.
    Let's go if she says it's okay.
[11:49] Lytt
    O-Okay! It's a promise!
[11:51] Cayna
    It sure is.
[11:57] Mimily
    What even was that black hole?
[12:10] Child A
    Hey, they're here!
[12:11] Child B
    Wow!
[12:19] Man A
    Yeah! It's the knights of Felskeilo!
[12:21] Woman A
    Take care of those bandits for us!
[12:24] Child A and B
    You've got this!
[12:31] Shining Saber
    Have everyone get in the carriages.
    We're going to pick up the pace.
[12:33] Vice Captain
    Yes, sir.
[12:35] Subordinate A
    Sir, take a look at this.
[12:37] Shining Saber
    What?
[12:38] Subordinate B
    Isn't that...
[12:45] Cayna
    Heya.
[12:46] Shining Saber
    What are you doing?
[12:48] Shining Saber
    Were you gonna blast us from behind
    if we messed up fighting the bandits?
[12:54] Cayna
    Why would I have to act like some auditor?
[12:58] Cayna
    I'm off to look for the
    Palace of the Dragon King.
[13:01] Shining Saber
    Oh, the thing Cohral mentioned.
[13:03] Cayna
    So I figured I'd tag along
    with you to that village.
[13:07] Cayna
    It gets lonely being on the road all alone.
[13:09] Shining Saber
    Sure, that's fine.
[13:12] Shining Saber
    We were just about to pick up the pace.
[13:15] Cayna
    Really? Well, let's see...
[13:18] Cayna
    Then maybe I'll summon a therwolf.
[13:28] Shining Saber
    You're in luck. I'll give you a ride myself.
[13:30] Shining Saber
    Don't sweat it. This is to thank you
    for taking care of that Event Monster.
[13:35] Shining Saber
    What's the matter?
[13:38] Shining Saber
    Ah...
[13:41] Shining Saber
    C-Crap. I probably could've given
    her a ride some other way!
[13:46] Shining Saber
    Why did I decide to carry her like a princess?!
[13:50] Shining Saber
    Um... Sorry about that.
    I didn't think things through.
[13:54] Cayna
    You were just trying to be nice.
     Don't worry, I get it.
[13:58] Shining Saber
    Well, then... Shall we?
[14:05] Soldier A
    Huh?
SIGN    Hey, look.
SIGN    Is that the captain's girlfriend?
[14:11] Cayna
    Shining Saber, you dummy!
[14:14] Shining Saber
    S-Sorry... I didn't mean for this
    to happen. I'm sorry regardless.
[14:22] Vice Captain
    Sir, I had no idea you had a girlfriend.
[14:24] Cayna
    Girlfriend?!
[14:25] Shining Saber
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[14:27] Knight A
    Wait, you're dating?
[14:30] Knight B
    You should've told us!
[14:32] Shining Saber
    H-Hey...
[14:33] Cayna
    Uh...
[14:34] Vice Captain
    I didn't know you were
    so lovey-dovey that you'd
[14:36] Vice Captain
    bring her on an expedition with us.
[14:38] Shining Saber
    Wait, wait, wait, wait! That's not it!
     You've got the wrong idea!
[14:42] Vice captain
    It's rude to deny your relationship
    in front of others!
[14:46] Vice captain
    Just go ahead and admit it already.
[14:48] Knight A
    We give you our blessings!
[14:50] Knight B
    Right, guys?
[14:52] Knights
    Yeah!
[14:57] Shining Saber
    What kind of monster grip do you have?!
[14:59] Cayna
    Don't underestimate a Skill Master!
    I even have a skill called Double Pain!
[15:04] Shining Saber
    Seriously, I'm sorry already!
[15:06] Knight A
    They're all flirty with each other!
[15:08] Knight B
    The captain looks so happy.
[15:11] Vice captain
    Yeah, he does.
[15:19] Vice captain
    Lady Cayna! This is delicious!
[15:22] Knight A
    Yes, Lady Cayna. You're the best!
[15:24] Female Knight A
    You're wonderful, Lady Cayna.
[15:26] Cayna
    I'm glad you're all happy, but why
    do you keep calling me "lady"?
[15:31] Female Knight B
    This is the first time we've ever eaten
    something so delicious on an expedition.
[15:36] Cayna
    Oh, please. What have you been eating?
[15:40] Female Knight B
    Only rock-hard bread, jerky, and water.
[15:43] Cayna
    Oh, I see.
[15:46] Shining Saber
    So, yeah. She's absolutely
    not my girlfriend.
[15:49] Shining Saber
    I apologize for the confusion.
[15:51] Knight B
    Lady Cayna, you should come with
    us on our expedition the whole way.
[15:56] Female Knight A
    Yes, please, Lady Cayna!
[15:59] Shining Saber
    Are you guys even listening?!
[16:01] Vice Captain
    Yes, yes, of course.
[16:03] Knight A
    She's not your girlfriend, right?
     Sure, Captain.
[16:08] Female Knight A
    Yes, yes, we got it.
[16:10] Shining Saber
    Okay, good. You finally got it. Great.
[16:14] Cayna
    Yeah, they don't believe
    Shining Saber at all.
[16:18] Vice captain
    Come to think of it, you're High Priest
    Skargo's mother, aren't you, Lady Cayna?
[16:23] Female Knight A
    Meaning...
[16:25] Female knight A
    That's what you're into, Captain?
[16:29] Shining Saber
    What do you mean?
[16:30] Female Knight A
    I didn't know you were into widows.
[16:32] Female B
    I'm surprised.
[16:34] Vice captain
    That must mean the High Priest
    calls you "Father" sometimes.
[16:39] Knight A
    Or perhaps Lady Mai Mai
    calls you "Father Dearest."
[16:43] Knight B
    I'd be jealous of that.
[16:46] Cayna
    Are these knights really gonna be okay?
[16:49] Shining Saber
    My subordinates clearly lack
    discipline... I apologize.
[16:52] Cayna
    But you know... they definitely
    seem like your subordinates.
[16:57] Shining Saber
    I'm not sure if you're complimenting
    me or mocking me.
[17:02] Cayna
    Let's say it's... a compliment?
[17:04] Shining Saber
    Why was that a question?
[17:06] Vice Captain
    You look lovely together, Captain.
[17:08] Knight A and B
    Yep, yep.
[17:09] Shining Saber
    You idiots!
[17:12] Cayna
    I'm not sure if they love the
    guy or love teasing the guy.
[17:15] Cayna
    Is this kingdom going to survive?
[17:42] Shining Saber
    We should make it near the fishing
    village by noon tomorrow.
[17:45] Cayna
    Oh, okay. Thanks.
[17:47] Knight A
    Aw, so you really aren't
    coming with us all the way.
[17:52] Female Knight B
    That's too bad.
[17:56] Cayna
    Hey, I can give you some
    cooking-related skills,
[17:59] Cayna
    so at least feed these guys
    some decent food. Got it?
[18:03] Shining
    O-Okay, got it.
[18:10] Shining Saber
    Install!
[18:11] Vice Captain
    Huh?
[18:11] Female Knight A
    What was that?
[18:13] Shining Saber
    N-Nothing. Don't worry about it.
[18:17] Cayna
    I just remembered all those mooching players
    in Leadale and couldn't help but laugh.
[18:21] Shining Saber
    I thought cooking-related skills were
    the most useless in the game,
[18:27] Shining Saber
    but now I'm pretty grateful for them.
[18:30] Cayna
    Didn't you know?
[18:31] Cayna
    If you gave certain characters
    their favorite foods and improved
[18:35] Cayna
    how much they liked you,
    certain quests got unlocked.
[18:37] Shining Saber
    Seriously?
[18:38] Cayna
    They gave you great vanguard skills!
[18:42] Shining Saber
    Damn it...
[18:45] Shining Saber
    If you go down this path,
    you should reach the fishing village.
[18:49] Cayna
    Thanks for letting me come with you this
    far. Good luck dealing with the bandits.
[18:54] Shining Saber
    Yeah, you be careful, too.
[18:56] Knight A
    Lady Cayna, be careful!
[18:59] Female Knight B
    Please come by to say hi the
    next time you're in Felskeilo!
[19:03] Vice Captain
    Safe travels!
[19:05] Shining Saber
    Jeez...
[19:07] Cayna
    Take care, everyone!
[19:15] Cayna
    That was pretty fun.
[19:17] Cayna
    I guess traveling with a big group
    of people might not be so bad.
[19:27] Cayna
    It's too quiet.
[19:31] Cayna
    I don't even hear any seagulls.
[19:34] Cayna
    The wind is warm. I've got
    a bad feeling about this.
[19:43] Cayna
    The village is covered in fog?
[19:47] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure there was a horror
    movie like this. What was it called?
[20:03] Heigl
    My lady! Heigl is here!
[20:06] Cayna
    Don't go waving your spear
    around like that. It's dangerous.
[20:10] Heigl
    Yes, my lady. I'm terribly sorry.
[20:12] Heigl
    But where are we? Everything
    I feel around here is ominous.
[20:17] Cayna
    Yes, you're right.
[20:25] Kee
    I will strengthen your barrier.
[20:28] Cayna
    Hide, Li'l Fairy.
[20:32] Cayna
    Let's go.
[20:33] Heigl
    Yes, my lady.
[20:42] Cayna
    I can't see anything.
[20:51] Cayna
    I can't use my Survey spell.
[20:53] Kee
    This fog has a blocking effect.
[20:56] Cayna
    Yeah. I'm pretty sure I saw a
    similar quest somewhere before.
SIGN    Heigl
[21:08] Cayna
    Heigl's HP...
[21:10] Cayna
    Does this fog deal damage, too?
[21:15] Heigl
    My lady!
[21:18] Cayna
    Heigl!
[21:22] Cayna
    A zombie?!
[21:23] Cayna
    I guess zombies do actually reek IRL.
SIGN    Heigl
[21:30] Heigl
    My lady, g-godspeed!
[21:33] Cayna
    Heigl?!
[21:37] Cayna
    It defeated Heigl so easily...
    This zombie's level must be pretty high.
[21:42] Kee
    A high-level zombie like this
    could only be made by...
[21:45] Cayna
    Yeah, I know. It must be another player.
[21:52] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Dewl!
[22:01] Cayna
    But they're still no match for me.
[22:05] Cayna
    Well, now... I wonder what lies ahead.

Season 1

E10 - A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King

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[00:16] Cayna
    There are zombies everywhere.
[00:25] Cayna
    I don't see any people in any of the houses.
[00:28] Cayna
    I wonder if everyone in the fishing
    village turned into zombies.
[00:33] Kee
    That is highly likely.
[00:37] Cayna
    Well... What to do?
[00:40] Cayna
    I never thought I'd run into zombies while
    trying to find the Palace of the Dragon King.
[00:45] Cayna
    Hm... Should I just burn
    down the whole village?
[00:49] Cayna
    But if there is anyone left alive...
[00:55] Kee
    Cayna!
[00:56] Cayna
    I know.
SIGN    A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
SIGN    A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
[02:47] Quolkeh
    Wh-Whoa, hold on a sec!
[02:50] Quolkeh
    I'm human! Don't attack!
[02:54] Cayna
    All right.
[02:56] Cayna
    Level 430. She's definitely a player.
SIGN    Quolkeh Human
[03:01] Cayna
    Are you the one who caused the tragedy here?
[03:03] Quolkeh
    No way! We got trapped in this fog, too,
    and we were trying to figure out what to do.
[03:09] Cayna
    "We"?
[03:11] Quolkeh
    Yeah, my buddy's nearby.
[03:13] Quolkeh
    Hey, wait. You're...
[03:15] Cayna
    Why do I feel like I've met her before?
[03:19] Quolkeh
    We met at the Adventurers' Guild in Helshper.
[03:25] Cayna
    Oh, that's right. So your buddy's the
    dragoid you were with in Helshper?
[03:31] Quolkeh
    Yeah, him. I'll take you to him.
[03:34] Cayna
    If you lead me into a trap, I'm going
    to blow this whole place apart.
[03:39] Quolkeh
    What the hell kind of threat is that?!
[03:41] Quolkeh
    Also, you can't blow this
    place up. There's a survivor.
[03:45] Cayna
    Huh?
[03:55] Cayna
    A storehouse...
[03:58] Exis
    Missy?
[03:59] Quolkeh
    Exis, someone got in here
    after all... my dear.
[04:03] Quolkeh
    Er... It's the adventurer
    we ran into in Helshper.
[04:06] Quolkeh
    She's probably a player. She may even
    be stronger than... me, my dear.
[04:11] Cayna
    You seem to be talking
    differently all of a sudden.
[04:15] Quolkeh
    Sh-Shut up, dear. There's just
    a lot... going on right now.
[04:20] Cayna
    Such as what?
[04:23] Cayna
    You've got some nerve trying to
    attack another species, lizard.
[04:28] Exis
    Er, I was just trying to confirm something...
[04:31] Exis
    That sword, your strength...
[04:34] Exis
    I can't see your level,
    so you must be higher than me.
[04:38] Exis
    Meaning you must be Cayna!
[04:43] Cayna
    Xxxxxxxxxxx?
SIGN    Dragoid
[04:52] Cayna
    Unfortunately, I don't know anyone
    with a name as unique as yours.
[04:56] Exis
    You probably won't recognize me in
    this form, but Exis is my second account.
[05:01] Exis
    My main one is Tartarus.
[05:03] Cayna
    Tar...tarus?
[05:06] Cayna
    Tarta...
[05:08] Cayna
    Tartar Sauce!
[05:10] Exis
    Tch. I knew you were going to call me that.
[05:12] Cayna
    Oh, it's been forever! Tartar Sauce!
[05:13] Exis
    Yep, you're Cayna, all right.
    I'm impressed you're still alive.
[05:19] Exis
    This is Cayna. She was in the
    Cream Cheese guild with me.
[05:22] Cayna
    When Tartar Sauce was in the guild, he was
    a scrawny player who mostly used magic.
[05:28] Exis
    And that's why I created another character,
     a strong dragoid fighter.
[05:34] Cayna
    Oh, I see.
[05:36] Quolkeh
    Well, shit... I mean, I'm Quolkeh.
[05:40] Quolkeh
    If you belonged to Cream Cheese,
    are you also one of those OP Skill Masters?
[05:44] Cayna
    Yup.
[05:45] Quolkeh
    Man, thank goodness you didn't
    kill me earlier... my dear.
[05:50] Cayna
    Quolkeh, are you actually a guy?
[05:55] Quolkeh
    W-Well, you know. Stuff happens.
[05:58] Quolkeh
    So when did you end up in Leadale?
[06:01] Cayna
    About two months ago.
[06:03] Exis
    That's pretty recent.
    We've been here two years.
[06:06] Exis
    What brought you to this village?
[06:08] Cayna
    I'm looking for the Palace
    of the Dragon King.
[06:10] Exis
    The Palace of the Dragon King?
[06:11] Cayna
    It's a Guardian Tower.
[06:13] Exis
    And it's here?
[06:14] Cayna
    Probably. What are you two doing here?
[06:17] Quolkeh
    We're here on a quest
    from Helshper... my dear.
[06:21] Cayna
    A quest?
[06:22] Exis
    They said there weren't any fish
    coming in to market from the sea,
[06:24] Exis
    so we checked out a different
    fishing village first.
[06:27] Exis
    But there was no one there.
[06:31] Quolkeh
    So we kept going south,
    and when we got to this village...
[06:36] Exis
    There was this strange fog
    and zombies everywhere.
[06:40] Exis
    Apparently, if you touch the fog,
     you turn into a zombie.
[06:43] Cayna
    A fog?
[06:44] Exis
    It might be because we're
    players, but we're fine.
[06:48] Exis
    Then we were attacked by former villagers.
[06:51] Exis
    We killed many, but they
    kept coming, so we came here
[06:53] Exis
    because we didn't have the
    foggiest idea what to do.
[06:55] Cayna
    I see what you did there.
[06:56] Exis and Quolkeh
    What?
[06:57] Cayna
    Nothing. Never mind.
[07:01] Quolkeh
    We took shelter here and found a
    survivor... so, yeah... my dear.
[07:07] Cayna
    You can probably stop trying
    so hard to sound feminine.
[07:11] Cayna
    You sound way more awkward than you think.
[07:15] Cayna
    So, where's this survivor?
[07:18] Exis
    Right over there.
[07:26] Exis
    Her name is Luka.
[07:28] Cayna
    Luka...
[07:31] Exis and Quolkeh
    Wh-What the hell is that?!
[07:33] Cayna
    It's my Li'l Fairy.
[07:35] Exis and Quolkeh
    Li'l Fairy?
[07:37] Cayna
    Opus gave her to me.
[07:38] Cayna
    Or maybe I should say he left her in my care.
[07:42] Exis
    Opus?! That stupid asshole's
    in this world, too?
[07:48] Cayna
    I haven't run into him,
    so I'm not sure if he is or not.
[07:54] Quolkeh
    Who's Opus?
[07:56] Cayna
    An idiot we got stuck with.
[07:57] Exis
    A stupid asshole who always
    got us into trouble.
[08:00] Quolkeh
    Oh, I see...
[08:03] Exis
    Well, anyway... Even if we
    try to get her out of here,
[08:08] Exis
    she might turn into a zombie
    if she touches the fog.
[08:11] Cayna
    So the cause of the fog must
    be a monster or something.
[08:17] Cayna
    Getting rid of that will probably
    be the quickest solution.
[08:20] Exis and Quolkeh
    Yeah.
[08:21] Exis
    Well, we'll just do that.
    You keep an eye on her, Cayna.
[08:25] Cayna
    I'll go, too. You can use
    all the help you can get.
[08:29] Exis
    Yeah, but...
[08:30] Exis
    We shouldn't leave her all alone, either.
[08:33] Cayna
    Then let's do this.
[08:39] Exis
    Why do you have two of those?!
[08:42] Cayna
    That's just how much I played the game.
[08:45] Exis
    You damn shut-in.
[08:47] Cayna
    I'll take that as a compliment, thanks.
[08:50] Quolkeh
    Sorry, I have no idea what
    you two are talking about.
[08:53] Cayna
    Oh, sorry.
[08:55] Cayna
    This is something you get after you
    play the game for 10,000 hours.
[08:59] Quolkeh
    T-Ten thousand hours?!
[09:01] Exis
    And since she's got two of them,
    she's played at least 20,000 hours.
[09:07] Exis
    Shut-in confirmed.
[09:08] Quolkeh
    Members of Cream Cheese
    sure are something else.
[09:11] Quolkeh
    Your level of shut-in is,
     like, on another level.
[09:14] Cayna
    Now I'll be able to summon
    a butler or a maid.
[09:18] Quolkeh
    And you're going to have them
    watch over this little girl.
[09:21] Cayna
    Correct. But I wonder if
    I should summon Cie or Rox.
[09:27] Exis
    If at all possible, don't summon that maid.
[09:30] ---
    Huh?
[09:31] Cayna
    Okay, then.
[10:02] Roxilius
    It's been too long, Master.
[10:05] Roxilius
    I have come in response to your summons.
[10:07] Roxilius
    Your every wish is my command.
[10:11] Cayna
    Hey, Roxilius. How have you been?
[10:14] Roxilius
    I'm not entirely sure how
    to answer that question.
[10:20] Cayna
    Where's Roxine? You weren't together?
[10:24] Roxilius
    I have no idea where that
    failure of a cat is.
[10:28] Cayna
    I see.
[10:29] Cayna
    This is Roxilius, my wonderful servant.
[10:33] Roxilius
    I am Roxilius, the werecat butler.
[10:38] Roxilius
    I have much to work on,
    but your wish is my command.
[10:42] Exis
    R-Right...
[10:44] Quolkeh
    Nice to meet you.
[10:45] Cayna
    We're gonna go take care of some monsters.
[10:48] Cayna
    Could you look after this
    little girl named Luka?
[10:52] Roxilius
    Yes, as you wish.
[10:54] Roxilius
    I, Roxilius, shall protect Miss Luka.
[10:58] Exis
    All right, let's go.
[11:00] Cayna
    Wait. Village, fog, and zombies?
[11:04] Cayna
    Kee, search for quests
    that match those words.
[11:08] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.
[11:11] Kee
    Understood.
[11:16] Kee
    We have a hit.
[11:17] Cayna
    Thanks, Kee!
[11:19] Cayna
    I figured out what quest this is.
[11:22] ---
    Huh?
[11:23] Cayna
    In order to clear this quest,
    we need to defeat the boss.
[11:26] Cayna
    The boss is the Ghost Ship and the
    pirate captain named Terror Skeleton.
[11:35] Cayna
    All right, let's get to cleaning all this up.
[11:40] Roxilius
    Miss Luka, that's my...
[11:40] Luka
    Poke, poke. Tail? So fluffy.
[11:45] Tree Frog
    Now, let's begi—
[11:54] Quolkeh
    So, what are we supposed to do?
[11:56] Cayna
    I think we just need to set the Ghost Ship
     and the pirate captain on fire.
[12:00] Exis
    You don't hold back, do you?
[12:02] Cayna
    Better than letting some other
    village fall prey to them.
[12:06] Exis
    Well, yeah...
[12:07] Quolkeh
    Look.
[12:19] Exis
    Well, let's do this thing.
[12:21] Cayna
    If we don't defeat the pirate captain
    at the core of the Ghost Ship first,
[12:25] Cayna
    he'll continue to use the souls of the
    villagers who got turned into zombies
[12:28] Cayna
    as fuel to infinitely revive.
[12:30] Cayna
    Meaning it'll be a never-ending battle.
[12:32] Exis
    Ah, so it's that kind of quest.
[12:35] Exis
    All right, then.
[12:36] Exis
    In that case, Cayna and Quolkeh,
    take care of all the small fry.
[12:39] Quolkeh and Cayna
    Got it!
[12:41] Exis
    I'll take care of the boss!
[12:56] Exis
    Here we go!
[13:01] Exis
    I have no idea what you're saying!
[13:04] Exis
    Take this, Terror Skeleton!
[13:10] Quolkeh
    He did it.
[13:40] Exis
    That was fast.
[13:42] Cayna
    Well, considering the difference
    in levels, what did you expect?
[13:47] Exis
    This is gonna be a pain
    to report to the guild.
[13:50] Quolkeh
    What's gonna happen to the fishing village?
     It's just gonna be a ruin now?
[13:54] Cayna
    Well, no one will want to live in a village
    that got wiped out for some reason.
[14:01] Cayna
    I'm sure the kingdom can take care of that.
[14:03] Quolkeh
    Yeah.
[14:06] Cayna
    Heigl, we avenged you.
[14:11] Exis
    You had a companion?
[14:14] Cayna
    Not exactly a companion,
    but a summoned beast.
[14:16] Cayna
    We were suddenly attacked in this fog,
    and he ended up disappearing.
[14:20] Exis
    I thought you were talking about a person!
[14:21] Exis
    Don't make things so confusing!
    What got defeated?
[14:25] Cayna
    A centaur, level 250.
[14:28] Exis
    I'm pretty sure you'll be able to
    summon him again after ten days!
[14:32] Cayna
    Well, yeah... So anyway,
    what should we do about Luka?
[14:39] Exis
    Well, she might want to stay here.
[14:42] Quolkeh
    Isn't it dangerous for a kid
    to stay here alone... my dear?
[15:01] Cayna
    Why don't you sit?
[15:02] Roxilius
    I humbly decline, as I am an on-duty butler.
[15:05] Roxilius
    Master...
[15:09] Cayna
    Oh, did I wake you?
[15:13] Cayna
    Are you okay?
[15:16] Exis
    You can sleep a little longer if you want.
[15:20] Roxilius
    Here you are.
[15:32] Exis
    Cayna's offered to take you in.
    What do you wanna do?
[15:37] Exis
    Do you want to stay in the village
    alone or come with us instead?
[15:47] Exis
    I see.
[15:49] Cayna
    We can be a family. We don't have to
    rush things. We can take our time.
[16:10] Cayna
    Okay. Sorry, Luka.
[16:12] Cayna
    I need to take care of something real
    quick. Wait here with them, okay?
[16:17] Luka
    Okay...
[16:18] Cayna
    Keep an eye on Luka for me.
[16:21] Roxilius
    Indeed! Even if it costs me my li—
[16:23] Cayna
    If something did happen to you,
[16:25] Cayna
    Luka would have to witness
    whatever tragedy that is!
[16:29] Cayna
    Protect Luka, no matter what,
    without dying. Okay?
[16:34] Roxilius
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[16:36] Exis
    She's already doting on the kid.
[16:39] Exis
    So...
[16:40] Exis
    Why did you summon a blue dragon?
[16:43] Cayna
    I can't swim, so I thought
    I'd have the dragon take me there.
[16:47] Exis
    I see.
[16:48] Cayna
    Okay, I'll be back.
[17:22] Cayna
    There's the Palace of the Dragon King.
[17:31] Cayna
    Go see if there's a mermaid
    village around here somewhere.
[17:37] Cayna
    Now, then...
[17:56] Cayna
    I wonder if that's this tower's core.
[18:02] Cayna
    Hup.
[18:04] Cayna
    I'll share some of my MP with you.
[18:17] Cayna
    Finally, the third one.
[18:20] Cayna
    I've still got nine more...
    Man, this is gonna take forever.
[18:24] Tree Frog
    Excuse me, are you a guest?
[18:27] Cayna
    Oh, are you the Guardian... here?!
[18:32] Cayna
    That's not an enemy. That's not
    an enemy. That's not an enemy.
[18:35] Cayna
    That's not an enemy. That's not
    an enemy. It's an ally...
[18:39] Cayna
    A-Are you the Guardian here?
[18:42] Tree Frog
    Oh, yes. I'm the Guardian
    of Skill Master Number Six.
[18:48] Cayna
    I-I see. I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
[18:54] Cayna
    I came here to activate the tower.
[18:57] Cayna
    I'm sorry I'm not Liothek,
    but you'll just have to settle for me.
[19:01] Tree Frog
    Oh, it's fine. I figured my master
    would not return here again.
[19:11] Tree Frog
    Does this mean you're my master now?
[19:20] Cayna
    S-Sure, I guess.
[19:23] Tree Frog
    Okay.
[19:36] Cayna
    Thank goodness it's not sticky or slimy.
[19:40] Cayna
    Thanks. I'll happily accept.
[19:43] Cayna
    You can get more details from
    Wall Face back at my tower.
[19:47] Tree Frog
    Okay.
[19:54] Cayna
    How'd it go?
[19:58] Cayna
    I see. I guess we won't find it that easily.
[20:20] Cayna
    Okay, friend requests accepted.
SIGN    Friends List
SIGN    Shining Saber
SIGN    Cohral
SIGN    Quolkeh
[20:24] Cayna
    That finally makes four players.
[20:26] Exis
    I only have you and Quolkeh.
[20:30] Cayna
    Well, I'm sure you two plan on
    wandering around more than me, right?
[20:35] Cayna
    If you run into anyone, let me know.
[20:39] Exis
    What are you going to do?
[20:41] Cayna
    Well, now that I've got a foster family,
[20:43] Cayna
    I'm gonna take it easy in
    the village near my tower.
[20:46] Exis
    Village?
[20:47] Cayna
    There's a place that takes good care of me.
[20:50] Cayna
    If anything happens,
    send me a friend message.
[20:53] Exis
    Okay, got it.
[20:56] Exis
    Hey.
[20:58] Exis
    Take care.
[20:59] Quolkeh
    See you later.
[21:01] Luka
    O-Okay...
[21:05] Cayna
    All right, I'll send you back to Helshper.
[21:08] Cayna
    Exis, Quolkeh, be careful out there.
[21:11] Exis
    Same to you.
[21:13] Quolkeh
    See you later, Cayna.
[21:29] Cayna
    I'm sure those two will be fine, and we'll
    probably run into them again sometime.
[21:34] Luka
    Mm...
[21:35] Cayna
    Okay, Luka. Let's go.
[21:37] Cayna
    I'll show you around the royal capital
    of Felskeilo and the village, too.
[21:41] Cayna
    There's a little girl named
    Lytt back at the village.
[21:44] Cayna
    I'm sure you'll be great friends.

Season 1

E11 - An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving

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[00:01] Cayna
    Yup, that looks great on you.
[00:08] Roxilius
    You look lovely, Lady Luka.
[00:11] Luka
    "Lady"? No, I'm not a lady.
[00:15] Roxilius
    I do beg your pardon.
[00:17] Roxilius
    But you are my master's daughter.
[00:20] Roxilius
    Therefore, I shall address you as "Lady."
[00:26] Cayna
    Alrighty, why don't we go out?
[00:30] Luka
    Go out?
[00:32] Luka
    Where are we going?
[00:33] Cayna
    I'm going to introduce you to
    your older brothers and sister.
[00:39] Cayna
    And I need to go say hi to some people
    who helped me out before we move.
[00:45] Cayna
    Okay?
SIGN    An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
SIGN    An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
[02:28] Cayna
    I bet it's surprising to see
    this many people, huh?
[02:32] Cayna
    That's the marketplace. You can find
    anything you want to eat there.
[02:37] Cayna
    That's the Adventurers' Guild.
[02:40] Cayna
    That's where we adventurers get
    a lot of ques—we get a lot of jobs.
[02:48] Cayna
    That's the castle.
[02:49] Luka
    A castle... Like where a
    king or a princess lives?
[02:54] Cayna
    Yup, exactly. And...
[02:57] Cayna
    This is the Ejidd River. We're going
    to take a boat and head over there.
[03:07] Mai-Mai and Lonti
    You adopted her?!
[03:09] Cayna
    This is Luka, your new little sister.
[03:15] Mai-Mai
    It's nice to meet you, Luka. I'm Mai-Mai.
[03:18] Mai-Mai
    You can call me Big Sister Mai-Mai.
[03:24] Luka
    Big Sister Mai-Mai...
[03:27] Mai-Mai
    I love the sound of that!
[03:30] Cayna
    And that's...
[03:32] Roxilius
    I am Roxilius.
[03:34] Mai-Mai
    I never knew you had a butler, Mother.
[03:37] Lonti
    H-Here you go, Miss Cayna, Little Miss Luka.
[03:40] Cayna
    Thanks, Lonti.
[03:42] Luka
    Thank you...
[03:44] Lonti
    Um... Would you like some tea, Roxilius?
[03:48] Roxilius
    I am fine, thank you.
[03:50] Lonti
    I-I see...
[03:53] Mai-Mai
    You're always full of surprises, Mother.
[03:57] Mai-Mai
    You went to look for some Palace of the
    Dragon King and came back with a child.
[04:03] Mai-Mai
    And when you came to the royal capital...
[04:05] Mai-Mai
    You caught a runaway prince,
[04:08] Mai-Mai
    sent the High Priest flying into the ceiling,
[04:10] Mai-Mai
    annihilated the bandits that were giving
    the knights trouble all on your own,
[04:15] Mai-Mai
    and defeated an Event Monster
    like it was child's play.
[04:19] Mai-Mai
    Mother, your life is so eventful.
[04:23] Cayna
    I can't help but think I'm some
    kind of deterrent in this world.
[04:29] Cayna
    By the way, Mai-Mai...
[04:31] Cayna
    Now that I've got a new daughter named Luka,
[04:34] Cayna
    I'm going to build a house near my tower,
[04:37] Cayna
    and I'm going to settle down there.
[04:40] Mai-Mai
    Not in the royal capital?
[04:41] Cayna
    I want Luka to grow up carefree
    and surrounded by nature.
[04:46] Cayna
    Besides, if I stay here,
[04:48] Cayna
    I'm afraid Skargo will try
    to attack me every day.
[04:51] Mai-Mai
    True...
[04:52] Lonti
    True...
[04:54] Kee
    True.
[04:57] Cayna
    Now, then...
[04:59] Cayna
    I'm going to go see Skargo and Kartatz.
    Could you let them know for me?
[05:04] Cayna
    Could you also tell Kartatz, "I'm going
    to build a house, so I'd love some lumber.
[05:08] Cayna
    It'd make me so happy to have a lot."
[05:11] Mai-Mai
    Very well.
[05:17] Skargo
    Ah, a new little sister!
[05:19] Skargo
    Welcome to our family!
[05:32] Cayna
    Skargo...
[05:35] Skargo
    I'm very sorry, Mother Dearest!
[05:39] Cayna
    It's okay. He's just a weirdo.
    He's not actually scary.
[05:43] Luka
    He's just a weirdo?
[05:45] Cayna
    Let's try these introductions again.
[05:48] Cayna
    This is my son, Skargo.
[05:51] Luka
    Big Brother Skargo?
[05:54] Skargo
    Ah, my precious little sister!
[05:56] Cayna
    Just think of him as your pathetic,
    weird older brother, who holds a high rank,
[06:02] Cayna
    but is only remembered for
    producing his own special effects.
[06:05] Luka
    'Kay.
[06:06] Skargo
    Mother Dearest, you don't have
    to say it like that...
[06:09] Cayna
    You deserve every word of it.
[06:10] Skargo
    But, Mother Dearest...
[06:13] Skargo
    These effects are what make me
    who I am. They are my identity!
[06:18] Cayna
    I'm telling you to get rid of that identity.
[06:21] Skargo
    But... you're the one who raised
    me to be this way, are you not?
[06:28] Kee
    He's got a point, Cayna.
[06:30] Roxilius
    So this lad is Master's son.
[06:34] Roxilius
    I see.
[06:40] Cayna
    So, yeah. I'm going to be living
    in the village near my tower.
[06:44] Cayna
    If you need anything,
    you can contact me there.
[06:47] Skargo
    Very well. In that case, I think I'll
    also move my church over there—
[06:51] Cayna
    Yeah, don't.
[06:55] ---
    Mother Dearest...
[06:57] Cayna
    Okay, I'll be taking all of this.
[07:04] Kartatz
    That should be plenty.
[07:06] Cayna
    Yup.
[07:07] Cayna
    This should be plenty to build
    a house or two. Thanks, Kartatz.
[07:13] Kartatz
    I'm not a kid. Stop patting me on the head.
[07:21] Kartatz
    You're my little sister, huh?
     Pleased to meet ya.
[07:25] Luka
    It's nice to meet you.
[07:29] Kartatz
    What a good little lass.
[07:30] Cayna
    You're such a good boy, Kartatz.
[07:33] Kartatz
    Damn it, stop patting my head.
[07:35] Cayna
    You're so personable, unlike Skargo.
[07:38] Cayna
    I wonder if it's because
    you're so old and wise.
[07:40] Kartatz
    Old and wise? You're way older than I am.
[07:46] Elineh
    Ah, I see.
[07:49] Elineh
    So you've adopted a daughter.
[07:52] Arbiter
    And you're moving to that village?
     We sure will miss you.
[07:56] Cayna
    It's not like we'll never
    see each other again.
[08:00] Elineh
    I was hoping you'd be our
    caravan's dedicated bodyguard.
[08:05] Arbiter
    And we wanted you to join
    the Flame Spears, too.
[08:10] Elineh
    I guess we'll just have to give up.
[08:13] Arbiter
    Yeah.
[08:13] Cayna
    You can call me at any time, though
    I may not be able to help every time.
[08:19] Elineh
    Oh, by the way, Cayna...
[08:22] Elineh
    Moving will be an expensive proposition.
[08:25] Cayna
    Yes, I'm sure it will.
[08:27] Elineh
    If you need anything,
[08:30] Elineh
    please stop by my shop.
    I assure you, it's got everything.
[08:40] Cayna
    Maybe she's tuckered out from
    meeting so many new people.
[08:45] Cayna
    I'll try to get us a ride for our journey.
[08:47] Cayna
    Could you take Luka back to the inn for me?
[08:51] Roxilius
    You can count on me.
    Where are you headed, Master?
[08:54] Cayna
    I figured I'd stop by Elineh's
    shop since I'm here.
[09:05] Cayan
    That's, uh...
[09:06] Kee
    Elineh has been beautified by 300 percent.
[09:14] Luka
    One Cayna... Two Caynas?!
[09:19] Roxilius
    Meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow, meow...
[09:22] Roxine
    Are you trying to change your image?
[09:34] Cayna
    Hello?
[09:36] Armuna
    Welcome. Is this your first time here?
[09:39] Cayna
    Oh, yes.
[09:41] Cayna
    This employee is another
    kobold, just like Elineh.
[09:45] Cayna
    Um, what kind of shop is this?
[09:48] Armuna
    We have everything from household items
    to swords you can use as an adventurer.
[09:54] Cayna
    Uh-huh...
[09:55] Cayna
    I see. It's probably like Ama•••.
    I definitely used •••zon a lot.
[10:01] Cayna
    I got my stuff immediately,
    even at the hospital.
[10:04] Armuna
    Miss?
[10:05] Cayna
    Oh, um... I was looking to buy
    a carriage. Do you have one?
[10:10] Armuna
    We have everything other
    than the things we don't have.
[10:12] Cayna
    Ooh! Way to go, Ama••• Prime!
[10:15] Armuna
    Right this way, please.
[10:20] Armuna
    These are our latest models.
[10:22] Cayna
    Wow, there are a lot to choose from.
[10:25] Armuna
    This one is an older model,
[10:27] Armuna
    but its elaborate decorations
    make it quite popular.
[10:30] Cayna
    It's so fancy.
[10:32] Cayna
    I mean, pretty much
    anything will work, but...
[10:37] Armuna
    That one is not for sale,
[10:40] Armuna
    but it's the model our caravan
    had been using until recently.
[10:43] Armuna
    It's old now, so it's slated for disposal.
[10:46] Cayna
    So that's the one Elineh was using?
[10:50] Cayna
    Come to think of it, it does look familiar.
[10:54] Cayna
    That's the one that was attacked
    by the laigayanma larva.
[10:58] Armuna
    Oh!
[11:00] Armuna
    Please excuse my rudeness!
[11:03] Cayna
    Huh?
[11:05] Armuna
    Would your name happen to be Miss Cayna?
[11:10] Cayna
    Uh... Yeah, it is.
[11:13] Armuna
    Very well!
[11:15] Armuna
    Then you needn't pay for this item.
[11:18] Armuna
    Please go ahead and take it.
[11:21] Cayna
    What?!
[11:22] Armuna
    Miss Cayna,
[11:24] Armuna
    I'm sure you must be wondering why,
[11:27] Armuna
    but those are the president's orders.
[11:29] Cayna
    President... You mean Elineh?
[11:33] Armuna
    Yes.
[11:34] Armuna
    He just instructed me
[11:36] Armuna
    to let you have your first purchase
    for free if you stopped by.
[11:42] Cayna
    I appreciate it, but Elineh
    doesn't need to do that for me.
[11:49] Armuna
    You're just as my husband said you'd be.
[11:52] Cayna
    Husband?
[11:53] Armuna
    I should've mentioned this earlier.
[11:55] Armuna
    My name is Armuna. I am Elineh's wife.
[11:59] Cayna
    What?!
[12:01] Cayna
    Oh, hello! It's a pleasure to meet you!
[12:04] Armuna
    Oh, please! You don't need to bow!
[12:07] Cayna
    I had no idea Elineh was married.
[12:11] Armuna
    My husband deeply appreciates
    everything you've done for him.
[12:15] Armuna
    Please consider this a token of our
    gratitude and a housewarming gift.
[12:19] Cayna
    Okay... If you say so.
[12:22] Armuna
    Yes. What shall we do? Would you
    like it delivered to the inn later?
[12:26] Cayna
    No, I'll just take it with me.
[12:28] Armuna
    Take it with you?
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Elineh's Carriage
[12:32] Cayna
    Like this.
[12:33] Armuna
    Oh, I see.
[12:36] Armuna
    Please come again.
[12:38] Cayna
    Sure. Next time, I'll do some real
    shopping. Say hi to Elineh for me.
[12:45] Armuna
    I will. We'll be waiting for your return.
[12:49] Employees
    We'll be waiting for your return.
[12:54] Cayna
    Right...
[12:56] Cayna
    So, yeah.
[12:58] Cayna
    We're going to be leaving tomorrow.
[13:00] Cayna
    We'll go to the village,
    build a house, and live there.
[13:04] Luka
    What should I do?
[13:06] Cayna
    Hmm... I guess you can do some chores
    for a while. Like cleaning up and stuff.
[13:12] Cayna
    I don't actually know what
    household chores are like.
[13:15] Cayna
    I was always at the hospital,
    so I wasn't home much.
[13:20] Cayna
    I wonder what kinds of
    household chores are essential.
[13:26] Cayna
    I guess I can ask a professional housekeeper.
[13:30] Cayna
    So, Rox...
[13:32] Roxilius
    Yes, Master?
[13:34] Cayna
    I don't know what I should
    have Luka do at our new home.
[13:38] Roxilius
    I see... Then why don't I run
    everything in your household?
[13:45] Cayna
    What? But your statute of limitations...
[13:48] Roxilius
    You're making it sound like
    I've committed a crime.
[13:53] Luka
    Wait, are you going away?
[13:55] Roxilius
    Well, you see... There is nothing
    left in the place where I once was.
[14:02] Roxilius
    I'm not even sure if I can return there.
[14:05] Cayna
    Ah, I see.
[14:07] Cayna
    Since Leadale*'s not running anymore,
[14:10] Cayna
    I guess maybe all the systems*
    that were in place are in limbo.
[14:15] Cayna
    In that case...
[14:16] Cayna
    Can I have you look after
    Luka at our new home?
[14:20] Roxilius
    Of course.
[14:21] Cayna
    Isn't that great? Rox will
    teach you all kinds of things.
[14:25] Luka
    Yeah.
[14:26] Roxilius
    Also, if I may...
[14:28] Cayna
    Huh? What did you need?
[14:31] Roxilius
    I was wondering if you could summon Roxine.
[14:33] Cayna
    Summon Cie?
[14:34] Roxilius
    I believe it would be beneficial to
    Lady Luka if she had a female attendant.
[14:39] Roxilius
    Though I would much rather
    not ask her for anything.
[14:43] Cayna
    I guess you two never got along very well.
[14:47] Roxilius
    If she didn't start these petty squabbles,
    I would never retaliate.
[14:50] Cayna
    I see. I guess we're calling Cie, too.
[14:53] Cayna
    That actually sounds like
    it'll be pretty fun.
[14:57] Cayna
    Let's not wait.
[15:20] Roxine
    It has been too long, Lady Cayna.
[15:23] Roxine
    I, Roxine, am at your service.
[15:26] Cayna
    It's been a while, Cie.
[15:28] Roxine
    Seeing that you have summoned me
    while this numbskull is already here,
[15:31] Roxine
    is it safe to assume that this
    numbskull acted inappropriately?
[15:36] Cayna
    Cie, this is Luka, my daughter.
[15:41] Roxine
    My name is Roxine.
[15:44] Luka
    I-I'm Luka.
[15:46] Cayna
    I'd like you to take care
    of Luka at our new home.
[15:51] Roxine
    As you wish.
[15:52] Roxine
    I, Roxine, I will make sure to
    raise Lady Luka into a fine lady
[15:56] Roxine
    who will never bring you shame,
    wherever she may go.
[16:00] Cayna
    Uh, you don't need to raise her into a lady.
[16:02] Cayna
    Just raise her normally
    so she can be herself.
[16:06] Roxine
    I see. Very well.
[16:09] Roxine
    Meaning, you are requesting
    the minimal amount of care.
[16:13] Cayna
    Yeah, just let her be. I don't think she's
    used to people pampering her so much.
[16:20] Luka
    Um... take care of me?
[16:22] Cayna
    From getting dressed in the morning
    to your bath at night,
[16:24] Cayna
    Roxine will help you with everything.
[16:27] Luka
    But I don't deserve any of that.
[16:30] Cayna
    Then let's have them take care of both of us.
[16:33] Cayna
    Is that better?
[16:35] Luka
    Okay...
[16:36] Roxine
    But honestly, if you were going to
    bother summoning this numbskull,
[16:40] Roxine
    you could've summoned me first.
[16:43] Roxilius
    Who are you calling a numbskull?
    Know your place.
[16:46] Roxilius
    You and I both live to serve our master.
[16:51] Cayna
    They really don't get along,
    even though they're so much alike.
[17:00] Cayna
    We're all going to be a family,
    so try not to fight so much.
[17:06] Cayna
    No cutting down trees in
    the city, destroying homes,
[17:09] Cayna
    or throwing people, either!
[17:11] Cayna
    Make sure you behave yourselves
     so you can set an example for Luka.
[17:16] Cayna
    I owe a lot to the village
    we're about to live in.
[17:21] Cayna
    If you mess with the people or the
    common property, I'll get mad.
[17:25] Roxine
    Very well, Lady Cayna.
[17:28] Roxilius
    Understood.
[17:30] Cayna
    Jeez...
[17:39] Cayna
    All right, let's go!
[17:41] Luka
    Where's the horse? This carriage
    won't move without one.
[17:44] Cayna
    Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head.
[17:47] Cayna
    Just watch.
[17:54] Roxine
    Don't be frightened, Lady Luka.
[17:57] Roxilius
    Yes. It's not as frightening
    as Roxine, Lady Luka.
[18:01] Roxine
    What was that?
[18:03] Roxilius
    You must be hearing things.
[18:04] Roxine
    Tch...
[18:13] Roxilius
    Well done, Master.
[18:15] Roxine
    Excellent, Lady Cayna.
[18:17] Cayna
    All right. Hop in.
[18:21] Cayna
    Let's go!
[18:30] Cayna
    I'm thinking about moving here
    with my daughter and attendants.
[18:35] Cayna
    I hope you don't mind.
[18:37] Marelle
    Oh, I see. All right. I'm sure everyone
    will be happy you're here, Cayna.
[18:44] Lytt
    So you're going to stay here forever, Miss?
[18:47] Marelle
    It's sure gonna get lively.
[18:51] Lytt
    I'm Lytt. I'm the daughter
    of this pub's owner.
[18:55] Lytt
    It's nice to meet you.
[18:59] Luka
    I'm Luka. It's nice to meet you.
[19:02] Lytt
    Yeah! Let's be friends!
[19:06] Lytt
    Oh, sorry. Did that hurt?
[19:10] Luka
    No... I'm okay.
[19:13] Lytt
    Thank goodness!
[19:16] Marelle
    Luka, was it? I hope she enjoys living here.
[19:21] Cayna
    Yes.
[19:21] Marelle
    So... who are these two?
[19:24] Roxilius
    I apologize for my late introduction.
[19:26] Roxilius
    I will also be living here along
    with Lady Cayna as her attendant.
[19:30] Roxilius
    My name is Roxilius.
[19:33] Roxilius
    It is a pleasure to meet you.
[19:36] Roxine
    Yes, he is nothing but a lowly servant.
     Please use him as you will.
[19:42] Roxine
    Use him like you would a dirty rag,
    until there's naught but fur left.
[19:46] Roxine
    I am also an attendant. My name is Roxine.
     It's a pleasure to meet you.
[19:51] Marelle
    What a rather mean, er,
    unique attendant you've got there.
[19:55] Cayna
    I'm so sorry.
[19:56] Cayna
    Once our house is done, it'll probably
    be best not to let Roxine out too much.
[20:02] Marelle
    So considering you've got
    these nice attendants,
[20:06] Marelle
    you must be from an important family.
[20:10] Cayna
    It's actually a long story...
     More importantly,
[20:14] Cayna
    how's Mimily doing?
[20:16] Marelle
    Oh, Mimily is...
[20:19] Mimily
    There is a song
[20:21] Mimily
    That you can only hear
[20:23] Mimily
    On a night with shooting stars
[20:28] Mimily
    The blue wave guides my fin
[20:28] Luka
    She's doing laundry.
[20:30] Cayna
    Why is Mimily doing laundry?
[20:33] Mimily
    Lytt found out that I can control water,
    so she suggested I run a laundry business.
[20:41] Mimily
    Lytt ended up telling everyone in town
    before I could give a proper answer,
[20:46] Mimily
    and then this happened.
[20:50] Cayna
    I guess I underestimated
    how proactive kids are.
[20:53] Mimily
    Yes, but I'm having fun.
[20:57] Mimily
    It makes everyone in the village happy,
[20:59] Mimily
    and I can earn a wage, so it's
    killing two birds with one stone.
[21:03] Marelle
    She always gets everything
    so clean. It's a huge help.
[21:06] Luine
    We don't have to spend time
    on laundry, which is great.
[21:10] Villager woman A
    Yeah.
[21:12] Villager Woman B
    It's wonderful.
[21:14] Cayna
    I see.
[21:15] Cayna
    She's pretty reliable.
[21:17] ---
    Lullaby...
[21:19] Marelle
    Well, I need to start the preparations,
    so I'll be heading back now.
[21:24] Cayna
    Preparations?
[21:25] Luka
    For what?
[21:26] Marelle
    What else?
[21:28] Marelle
    We're throwing a welcome party
    to celebrate you two living here.
[21:33] Luine
    It's going to be huge!
[21:35] Lytt
    We're having a huge feast tonight!
[21:37] Luka
    Okay.
[21:38] Cayna
    N-No, I'm good on parties...
[21:41] Marelle
    What are you talking about?
[21:43] Marelle
    You're officially becoming
    a member of our village.
[21:46] Marelle
    A welcome party is a necessary ritual.
[21:49] Cayna
    Uh, well... Okay, but please go easy on me.
[21:57] Kee
    Looks like you're going to get black-out
    drunk and have a hangover again.

Season 1

E12 - Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth

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[00:00] Skargo
    I hear Mother Dearest is taking up
    residence in an outlying village.
[00:05] Kartatz
    Yeah, so it seems.
[00:07] Kartatz
    She took a ton of lumber from my workplace.
[00:10] Skargo
    What?!
[00:11] Skargo
    It seems we have no choice now.
[00:13] Mai-Mai
    What's the problem, Big Bro?
[00:15] Kartatz
    Is something going on?
[00:16] Skargo
    We three siblings...
[00:19] Skargo
    must move along with Mother Dearest!
[00:21] Mai-Mai
    Do you hear yourself?
[00:23] Mai-Mai
    You're the high priest!
    Stop being ridiculous!
[00:25] Kartatz
    Besides, you know Mum
    would pound you for that!
[00:28] Kartatz
    She just went off on you not long ago!
SIGN    Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
SIGN    Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
[02:08] Roxilius
    Are you all right, Master?
[02:11] Cayna
    I'm... really not.
[02:15] Cayna
    Ow, my head...
[02:19] Kee
    As always, Cayna, you are
    experiencing hangover symptoms.
[02:23] Kee
    This makes a total of—
[02:24] Cayna
    Don't say it.
[02:26] Cayna
    This time, I absolutely swear
    I'll never drink again.
[02:30] Kee
    You have also sworn that oath a total of—
[02:32] Cayna
    I said don't. Seriously.
[02:34] Luka
    Water...
[02:36] Cayna
    Luka...
[02:37] Cayna
    Thank you so much!
[02:44] Luka
    Mo—
[02:46] Cayna
    Huh?
[02:47] Luka
    Are you okay?
[02:48] Cayna
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
[02:51] Cayna
    Thanks to you, Luka.
[02:53] Luka
    You smell like booze.
[02:56] Roxine
    You needed to stop her before
    she could drink too much!
[02:57] Cayna
    Luka, there's a very good reason for this!
[02:59] Roxine
    You useless stray cat!
[03:00] Kee
    A reason?
[03:01] Roxilius
    Too much? She collapsed after only one drink.
[03:01] Cayna
    Shut up, Kee.
[03:03] Cayna
    You see, Luka, grown-ups have to do
    this thing we call "socializing."
[03:05] Roxine
    Then stop her before she can have one drink!
[03:08] Roxine
    I bet you were just spacing out, weren't you?
[03:08] Kee
    Grown-ups?
[03:09] Cayna
    You shut up!
[03:11] Kee
    Is going along with the
    crowd what grown-ups do?
[03:11] Roxine
    You numbskull!
[03:13] Roxilius
    I don't need comments like that
    from someone who wasn't there.
[03:16] Roxine
    I was looking after Lady Luka!
[03:20] Cayna
    Come on, guys, don't fight.
    It's making my headache worse.
[03:26] Roxilius
    I am so sorry.
[03:26] Roxine
    Please forgive me.
[03:28] Roxilius
    Now look, Roxine. Our master
    scolded us because of you.
[03:32] Roxine
    It was your fault, numbskull!
[03:34] Roxilius
    Excuse me?!
[03:35] Cayna
    Please stop.
[03:37] Luka
    Don't fight...
[03:40] Lytt
    Are you okay, miss? Can you move?
[03:43] Cayna
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[03:45] Lytt
    Mom said to have you come downstairs
    'cause she has good news.
[03:49] Cayna
    Good news?
[03:55] Cayna
    It's huge!
[03:56] Lottor
    This is where the home of the person
    who founded this village once was...
[04:00] Lottor
    or at least, that's what the stories say.
[04:02] Cayna
    What?! And you're giving that to me?
[04:04] Marelle
    Yep! There's no need to be modest.
[04:07] Luine
    All the villagers unanimously
    agreed to give this land to you.
[04:12] Lytt
    You don't like it?
[04:13] Cayna
    No, that's not it at all, Lytt.
[04:16] Cayna
    I love it!
[04:18] Lytt
    Oh, good!
[04:20] Cayna
    But I feel bad accepting it for free.
[04:22] Luine
    Oh, it's fine.
[04:24] Luine
    We've got far more land than we need, anyway.
[04:27] Lottor
    That's right. Besides, if you're here...
[04:31] Marelle
    We'll have more parties!
[04:33] Cayna
    C-Come on, you just threw a party
    for me last night. I don't need...
[04:39] Marelle
    What're you talkin' about?
[04:40] Marelle
    Last night's was a welcome party.
[04:42] Marelle
    Tonight, we'll have a party to celebrate
    that you've decided where to build!
[04:47] Cayna
    Whoa, hang on, Marelle!
[04:49] Luine
    In fact, why wait until tonight
    when we can start right now?
[04:53] Lottor
    I agree!
[04:55] Cayna
    But it's still daytime...
[04:57] Luine
    Don't worry about that!
[04:59] Luine
    Get moving while the getting's good, I say!
[05:00] Cayna
    Good?!
[05:01] Marelle
    Now that that's settled,
    let's start getting ready!
[05:04] Cayna
    Wha...
[05:06] Cayna
    Okay, sure! Let's do this!
[05:08] Lottor
    That's our Cayna!
[05:09] Roxilius
    Cie...
[05:10] Marelle
    Well, then, we'd better hustle!
[05:11] Roxilius
    You can attend to the master today.
[05:13] Luine
    We need to let everyone
    in the village know, too!
[05:13] Roxilius
    Remember to stop her before
    she starts drinking.
[05:15] Roxine
    Oh, very well. Just leave it all to me.
[05:20] Cayna
    Ugh...
[05:21] Kee
    Same old story, eh?
[05:23] Cayna
    Don't say it.
[05:25] Luka
    Here.
[05:27] Cayna
    Thank you, Luka.
[05:29] Luka
    You smell like booze.
[05:31] Cayna
    Luka, there's this thing called
    "grown-up circumstances"...
[05:31] Roxilius
    Why didn't you stop her?
[05:33] Roxine
    Shut up!
[05:34] Roxine
    I can't help it if she drank
    before I could stop her!
[05:35] Kee
    Now they're circumstances?
[05:37] Cayna
    Stay out of this, Kee.
[05:37] Roxilius
    Hah. All those times you called
    me a numbskull, and now this?
[05:39] Kee
    Your hangovers have now reached a total of—
[05:41] Cayna
    Kee! Shut it!
[05:43] Luka
    You smell like booze.
[05:44] Roxine
    Excuse me?!
[05:45] Roxilius
    If that upsets you, just stop
    her before she starts drinking.
[05:45] Cayna
    Seriously, would you guys stop fighting?
[05:49] Roxine
    I get it, okay?! You worthless cat!
[05:49] Cayna
    I swear, I'm never drinking again!
[05:51] Roxilius
    What was that?!
[05:52] Roxine
    Shut up!
[05:55] Cayna
    Okay, let's do this!
[05:58] Luka
    How are we going to build a house?
[06:01] Luka
    Don't we need a carpenter?
[06:03] Cayna
    Luka, would you mind staying
    with Rox and Cie for me?
[06:08] Roxine
    Lady Luka, let's watch what
    Lady Cayna does from here.
[06:13] Roxilius
    I'm sure she'll surprise us.
[06:17] Cayna
    I'll start by using my Craft Skills...
[06:23] Cayna
    Me and Luka, Rox and Cie...
[06:25] Cayna
    We'll each need our own room,
    plus a living and dining space.
[06:28] Cayna
    As for storage...
[06:30] Cayna
    Kee, display the largest of
    the house templates you have.
[06:35] Kee
    Understood.
[06:39] Cayna
    Looks good.
[06:40] Cayna
    Okay, I'll use the lumber
    I got from Kartatz...
[06:46] Cayna
    And next, I'll summon an earth spirit.
[06:54] Cayna
    Turn the foundation into
    stone to make it solid.
[07:00] Roxilius
    That is the house's foundation.
[07:02] Roxine
    The house will be built on top of that.
[07:33] Cayna
    And it's done!
[07:36] Cayna
    Come on over, Luka.
[07:37] Luka
    Okay.
[07:40] Cayna
    Let's go inside and check it out.
[07:42] Luka
    Okay.
[07:52] Cayna
    Okay, ready? One, two...
[07:55] Luka
    O-One, two...
[08:04] Luka
    I'm coming in.
[08:05] Cayna
    You mean, "I'm home."
[08:07] Cayna
    This is where you're going to
    live from now on, you know.
[08:11] Luka
    I... I'm home.
[08:14] Cayna
    Welcome home.
[08:16] Cayna
    Rox and Cie, could you make
    sure the supports are straight,
[08:20] Cayna
    and check for any cracks in the floor?
[08:23] Roxilius
    Certainly.
[08:25] Roxine
    You can count on us.
[08:26] Roxine
    We will check every last nook and cranny.
[08:30] Cayna
    Luka, I'll show you around the inside.
[08:33] Luka
    Okay.
[08:35] Cayna
    This is Rox's room.
[08:37] Luka
    Huh?
[08:37] Cayna
    Wait, no... I meant Cie's room.
[08:41] Cayna
    This one is Rox's room.
[08:44] Cayna
    This is the kitchen.
[08:46] Cayna
    We'll use the cellar for storing food.
[08:50] Cayna
    And this is the living and dining space.
[08:54] Cayna
    This is my room. And...
[08:59] Cayna
    Right next door is... your room, Luka.
[09:04] Luka
    My room?
[09:07] Cayna
    Luka, if you get lonely in here by yourself,
[09:10] Cayna
    don't hesitate to come over to
    my room or Cie's room, okay?
[09:15] Luka
    Okay.
[09:16] Cayna
    Good.
[09:17] Roxilius
    Master.
[09:19] Roxilius
    We've completed our checks.
[09:20] Roxine
    We found no problems at all.
[09:23] Roxine
    As always, Lady Cayna, you've done perfect
    work. So unlike this numbskull here.
[09:28] Roxilius
    You didn't need that last part.
[09:29] Roxine
    Oh, but it's the truth, isn't it?
[09:33] Cayna
    Listen, Rox, Cie...
[09:40] Roxilius and Roxine
    Lady Luka?
[09:42] Cayna
    Luka?
[09:45] Luka
    Don't fight...
[09:52] Cayna
    Luka, you're so dependable!
[09:55] Cayna
    I'm officially naming you
    our minister of arbitration!
[09:58] Luka
    A-Arbitration?
[10:01] Cayna
    Whenever Rox and Cie start fighting,
    it's your job to stop them, okay?
[10:05] Cayna
    It's the perfect job for you!
[10:08] Luka
    O-Okay... Mo—
[10:13] Luka
    I'll do that.
[10:14] Cayna
    Great!
[10:16] Lytt
    Miss Cayna! Luka!
[10:19] Cayna
    Coming!
[10:21] Cayna
    Let's go, Luka.
[10:22] Luka
    Okay.
[10:26] Roxine
    I can't believe Lady Luka
    stopped our quarrel.
[10:31] Roxilius
    I never would've seen that coming.
[10:33] Roxine
    It's all your fault, Rox!
[10:35] Roxilius
    You're the one who's always
    picking fights with me!
[10:41] Marelle
    We were going to ask if we
    could help with anything...
[10:44] Luine
    But I guess there was no need.
[10:46] Cayna
    Sorry! I appreciate you coming over, though.
[10:50] Lytt
    I can't believe you built a house so quickly!
[10:53] Lytt
    You're amazing, Miss Cayna!
[10:55] Luka
    Uh-huh.
[10:56] Marelle
    Well, if it's already finished,
[10:58] Marelle
    what you need isn't help... it's flowers!
[11:03] Cayna
    Flowers?
[11:03] Luka
    Flowers?
[11:11] Marelle
    It's our custom in this village.
[11:13] Marelle
    When a new house is built, this
    helps to make it one with the earth.
[11:18] Cayna
    Wow, you have a custom like that?
[11:20] Luka
    The flowers are so pretty.
[11:23] Marelle
    Keep them up until they wilt.
[11:25] Marelle
    They also carry our wishes for you
    to live long and healthy lives here.
[11:29] Cayna
    Okay, then.
[11:31] Luine
    So, Cayna...
[11:33] Cayna
    Yes?
[11:33] Marelle
    This calls for another party tonight!
[11:35] Cayna
    Huh?!
[11:36] Marelle
    To celebrate the completion of Cayna's house!
[11:39] Cayna
    What?!
[11:40] Roxine
    Will we be able to stop her from drinking?
[11:43] Roxilius
    Probably not.
[11:45] Roxine
    That's the first time
    we've agreed on something.
[11:48] Roxilius
    Although I genuinely hate to admit it...
[11:50] Silver Tower Guardian
    I'm finally up, eh?
    Allow me to introduce myself!
[11:54] Silver Tower Guardian
    My name is—
[11:56] Cayna
    The lead will lead the way in the final act!
[12:00] Cayna
    Pretty good, huh?
[12:02] Mimily
    So you ended up with yet another hangover?
[12:05] Cayna
    It's no laughing matter.
[12:08] Cayna
    This time, I seriously, solemnly swear
[12:12] Cayna
    that I am never, ever going to
    drink again, for all eternity.
[12:19] Luka
    Um...
[12:20] Roxine
    There's no need to be shy.
[12:24] Luka
    I'm not... being shy.
[12:28] Cayna
    How's the laundry work going, Mimily?
[12:32] Mimily
    I'm making quite a fortune, thank you.
[12:39] Mimily
    After all...
[12:41] Mimily
    You did make a special
    laundry room just for me.
[12:45] Mimily
    I don't quite understand what the thing
    you call a "shishi-odoshi" is for...
[12:51] Mimily
    But I really can't thank you
    enough for all you've done.
[12:55] Cayna
    I'm just glad you like it.
[12:57] Mimily
    Oh, by the way, Cayna...
[13:00] Mimily
    You once said you would find
    my homeland for me, and I...
[13:06] Cayna
    Oh... I haven't found it yet. Sorry.
[13:10] Mimily
    No, it's not that.
[13:13] Mimily
    I was thinking that I don't need to
    find the mermaid village anymore.
[13:19] Mimily
    Back home, I was just a burden.
[13:23] Mimily
    My only relative was my older sister,
     and I very rarely saw her.
[13:28] Mimily
    Everyone else just gossiped
    about me behind my back.
[13:33] Mimily
    I wandered off, thinking I might as well
    just disappear, and I ended up here.
[13:39] Mimily
    I was lonely at first,
[13:43] Mimily
    but this village has so kindly accepted me,
[13:46] Mimily
    and I have this laundry job
    that makes everyone happy.
[13:50] Mimily
    So I'm very happy now.
[13:55] Cayna
    I see. Okay, then.
[13:58] Cayna
    I won't look for the mermaid village anymore.
[14:01] Cayna
    But if you change your mind,
     just let me know.
[14:05] Mimily
    Okay! If I do, I'll be counting on you!
[14:10] Cayna
    But, man, this feels amazing.
[14:11] Mimily
    There is a song
[14:15] Mimily
    That you can only hear
[14:16] Cayna
    I finally sobered up,
    and I feel so much better.
[14:19] Mimily
    On a night with shooting stars
[14:21] Mimily
    The blue wave guides my fin
[14:23] Luka
    Scrub, scrub...
[14:31] Cayna
    That's it!
[14:32] Cayna
    Lytt and Luka, you've both gotten much better.
[14:35] Lytt
    Yes, Miss Cayn—I mean, Teacher Cayna!
[14:39] Cayna
    You'll start reading more
    difficult books soon.
[14:42] Lytt
    Okay!
[14:43] Luka
    Okay.
[14:44] Cayna
    Well, that's enough studying for today.
[14:47] Lytt
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:48] Lytt
    Luka, let's go play!
[14:50] Lytt
    I'll teach you how to make a flower crown.
[14:54] Luka
    Okay.
[14:57] Cayna
    I never thought I'd move all the way out
    here and end up acting as a teacher.
[15:03] Roxine
    Since you are educated, Lady Cayna,
[15:05] Roxine
    extending your hand to lowly commoners
    must be the ultimate charity.
[15:11] Cayna
    Just what kind of personality
    did Opus create you with?
[15:16] Cayna
    Look, there's no "upper and lower" hierarchy
[15:19] Cayna
    between me and the people of this village.
[15:23] Cayna
    Don't say things like that
    to anyone else, understand?
[15:26] Roxine
    I do apologize.
[15:31] Lytt
    That's it. Now twist that
    bit of butterbur around.
[15:35] Luka
    L-Like this?
[15:36] Lytt
    Yeah! You're doing great!
[15:42] Roxine
    Here you go, Lady Cayna.
[15:44] Cayna
    Thanks, Cie.
[16:04] Cayna
    It's so peaceful.
[16:06] Roxine
    Lady Cayna...
[16:08] Roxine
    Might I suggest you relax for a while?
[16:11] Roxine
    Spending the whole day resting
    and not thinking about anything
[16:15] Roxine
    could be a good change of pace.
[16:18] Roxine
    If you're worried about
    the house and Lady Luka,
[16:21] Roxine
    you can leave them to me
    and... uh... the stray cat.
[16:25] Cayna
    You two didn't make up?
[16:28] Roxine
    To expect me and that worthless
    cat to get along is just too much.
[16:33] Roxine
    He and I are mortal enemies.
[16:36] Cayna
    Mortal enemies? Really?
[16:39] Cayna
    Well, anyway...
[16:41] Cayna
    How could I relax any more than this?
[16:48] Cayna
    Although that might be nice, too.
[16:52] Cayna
    I was stuck in a hospital
    from a very young age,
[16:56] Cayna
    so the only place where I
    could run around and be active
[17:02] Cayna
    was the VRMMO Leadale.
[17:08] Cayna
    I died while I was playing...
    though I didn't realize it.
[17:12] Lytt
    Miss! It's morning!
[17:12] Cayna
    The next thing I knew,
    I was right there in Leadale.
[17:17] (Flashback) Kartatz
    M-M-M-M-M-M...
[17:21] (Flashback) Kartatz
    M-Mum?!
[17:23] Cayna
    You pervert!
[17:23] Cayna
    I never dated anyone in Leadale,
    much less married anyone,
[17:28] Cayna
    but I suddenly had two sons
    and a daughter, and...
[17:30] Mai-Mai
    I was too late.
[17:32] Cayna
    I even had grandkids and great-grandkids.
[17:36] Cayna
    Then I met Elineh and Arbiter...
[17:40] Arbiter
    This would've been so much easier
    if the little missy was with us.
[17:44] Kenison
    You said it.
[17:47] Elineh
    I wonder if Lady Cayna would be
    willing to join our caravan.
[17:51] Cayna
    Then came Lonti, Mye, Primo, and Agaido...
[17:52] Mye
    I hope this is all right.
[17:53] Lonti
    Yeah...
[17:55] Primo
    I found you, Sis!
[17:57] Primo
    I bet you're goin' to see
    High Priest Skargo again, right?
[18:00] Primo
    I'm goin' with you!
[18:02] Mye
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
[18:05] Lonti
    Th-Th-Th-Th-That's right!
[18:06] Lonti
    Why would we ever go to
    see High Priest Skargo?
[18:10] Primo
    I've got proof!
[18:14] Primo
    Hey! Let go of me!
[18:17] Agaido
    Only a child would interfere
    in someone's romance.
[18:21] Primo
    Oh, shut up!
[18:23] Primo
    I was just a little curious
    about Lonti—wait, I mean...
[18:26] Agaido
    You're a little too young to understand
    how a maiden's heart works.
[18:31] Cayna
    Almana, Exis, and Quolkeh...
[18:32] Almana
    Okay, I'll take care of it.
[18:34] Exis
    Mine, too, please.
[18:35] Almana
    Sure! Just leave it to me!
[18:37] Exis
    That aside, want to get dinner sometime?
[18:41] Quolkeh
    There's that illness of yours again.
[18:41] Almana
    I bet you say that to all the girls! There!
[18:45] Cayna
    Shining Saber and Cohral...
[18:45] Exis
    Hey! Where do you think
    you're putting that stamp?!
[18:47] Quolkeh
    Your face looks better that way.
[18:47] Shining Saber
    Sounds pretty noisy in there today.
[18:49] Cohral
    Yeah, it does. Did some
    incredible quest come up?
[18:54] Cayna
    I've met so many people,
    I'm needed by so many people,
[18:58] Cayna
    I've been all over the place,
    I've had adventures...
[19:01] Silver Tower Guardian
    Yo, yo!
[19:03] Silver Tower Guardian
    Hey, Master!
[19:05] Silver Tower Guardian
    You didn't forget about me, did you?
[19:09] Cayna
    How could I forget someone as unique as you?
[19:13] Silver Tower Guardian
    Well, I should hope not!
[19:15] Cayna
    So much has happened in such a short time.
[19:18] Cayna
    I even got a new daughter.
[19:21] Cayna
    I guess maybe this is what
    they call happiness, huh?
[19:27] Cayna
    Oh, come to think of it,
    I made a promise to Lytt.
[19:32] Cayna
    Say, Lytt. Do you want to go flying sometime?
[19:37] Luka
    U-Um...
[19:40] Luka
    U-Um... Here.
[19:42] Cayna
    Is that for me?
[19:46] Luka
    It's for you, Cayna...
[19:51] Luka
    Mom!
[20:02] Cayna
    Thank you, Luka.
[20:10] Cayna
    Well? Does it suit me?
[20:12] Luka
    Yeah!
[20:14] Roxine
    It looks lovely on you.
[20:16] Lytt
    You look so pretty, Miss Cayna!
[20:22] Cayna
    Thank you, too, Lytt.
[20:26] Cayna
    Well, ready to go?
[20:28] Lytt
    Go?
[20:28] Luka
    Go where?
[20:34] Cayna
    It was nice of Marelle to
    agree to this so easily, huh?
[20:38] Lytt
    Y-Yeah...
[20:39] Luka
    I'm scared...
[20:41] Cayna
    Don't you worry, Luka. Your mom's got you.
[20:45] Cayna
    Come on, open your eyes.
[20:47] Luka
    But...
[20:47] Cayna
    It's all right.
[20:56] Lytt
    I didn't know the world was so big.
[21:00] Luka
    This is... the world?
[21:02] Cayna
    That's right. This is the world you live in.
[21:06] Cayna
    It goes on forever.
[21:09] Cayna
    And you two can go anywhere you want.
[21:13] Lytt
    Anywhere?
[21:14] Cayna
    Anywhere you want, as far as you want!
[21:17] Luka
    As far as we want...
[21:19] Cayna
    There are things in this world
    that may make you feel sad or lonely,
[21:23] Cayna
    but there are even more things
    that are fun and happy.
[21:27] Cayna
    Lots and lots of them!
[21:29] Lytt
    Lots of...
[21:31] Luka
    ...fun things?
[21:33] Cayna
    Let's keep looking for them from now on, okay?
[21:35] Lytt and Luka
    Yeah!
[21:36] Cayna
    Good answer!
[21:45] Silver Tower Guardian
    Hey, Master!
[21:48] Silver Tower Guardian
    Aren't ya gonna give me a ride, too?
[21:52] Silver Tower Guardian
    I'm so tired of just sitting around here!
[21:56] Cayna
    Yes, there's lots and lots of fun to be had
[22:01] Cayna
    here in the land of Leadale!