Season 1

E1 - An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet

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SIGN    An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
SIGN    An Inn, a Tower, a Bear, and a Banquet
[01:51] Lytt
    Miss! Miss!
[01:56] Lytt
    Miss, it's already morning.
[02:06] Cayna
    Huh?
[02:08] Lytt
    Good morning!
[02:11] Cayna
    Oh... good morning.
[02:20] Cayna
    My body is...
[02:22] Cayna
    moving?!
[02:24] Lytt
    Are you all right, miss?
[02:27] Cayna
    Y-Yeah, I'm fine.
[02:29] Lytt
    Are you sure?
[02:30] Cayna
    Yup. Positive.
[02:32] Cayna
    Here.
[02:33] Lytt
    I can have it?
[02:35] Lytt
    Thank you!
[02:36] Cayna
    You're very welcome.
[02:39] Lytt
    It's time for breakfast, so hurry down!
[02:43] Cayna
    Huh? An item box?
[02:46] Cayna
    Could this mean...
[02:49] Cayna
    Ow!
[02:57] Cayna
    This is... the high elf...
[03:00] Cayna
    It's the avatar I created in Leadale.
[03:03] Cayna
    Does that mean I'm inside the ga—
[03:09] Cayna
    Guess you can't fight on an empty stomach.
[03:18] Marelle
    Come on, now. Have a seat, missy.
[03:21] Marelle
    Your soup's going to get cold.
[03:23] Cayna
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[03:27] Lytt
    Here you go, miss.
[03:30] Cayna
    Thanks.
[03:35] Cayna
    It smells so good.
[03:37] Cayna
    I can't remember the last time
    I actually ate food with my mouth.
[03:50] Cayna
    It's so good!
[03:52] Marelle
    Well, you sure know how to
    make someone smile.
[03:56] Marelle
    What kind of food have you
    been eating up until now?
[03:58] Cayna
    Well...
[03:59] Cayna
    Pills, liquids, and IV drips... so, yeah.
[04:05] Marelle
    Huh?
[04:06] Cayna
    Oh, nothing!
[04:07] Marelle
    You're wasting half your life
    if you're not eating well.
[04:11] Marelle
    Here!
[04:12] Marelle
    It's on the house!
    Eat as much as you'd like!
[04:15] Cayna
    Th-Thank you very much.
[04:19] Cayna
    I wonder if I can eat all of this.
[04:21] Cayna
    But it looks so good!
[04:25] Cayna
    Thank you for the food.
[04:26] Lytt
    You're very welcome.
[04:32] Cayna
    This place seems familiar.
[04:35] Cayna
    Let's see...
[04:36] Cayna
    This is the inn in the village
    that's on the border
[04:38] Cayna
    of the White Kingdom of Felstes and
    the Green Kingdom of Gruskeilo, right?
[04:43] Cayna
    Wait, but this village is
    supposed to be prosperous,
[04:47] Cayna
    since it's along a trading route.
[04:49] Cayna
    And yet...
[04:54] Marelle
    Is something the matter?
[04:55] Cayna
    I remember this place being far
    livelier the last time I was here.
[04:59] Marelle
    Livelier? That'd have to
    be about 200 years ago.
[05:04] Cayna
    Two hundred years?
[05:05] Marelle
    Things have gone downhill since
[05:08] Marelle
    the Kingdom of Felskeilo was established.
[05:10] Cayna
    Felskeilo?
[05:12] Cayna
    What's with that name?
    It sounds like someone merged
[05:15] Cayna
    the White Kingdom and the
    Green Kingdom together!
[05:17] Cayna
    I'm not inside the Leadale
    that I actually played in?
[05:20] Marelle
    Oh? You don't know about Felskeilo?
[05:23] Cayna
    N-No... I was away for a while.
[05:28] Marelle
    Long ago, the seven nations
    were constantly fighting,
[05:32] Marelle
    and everywhere was in shambles.
[05:34] Marelle
    Then, because the fighting got so bad,
[05:38] Marelle
    God chose leaders among the people.
[05:41] Marelle
    Those leaders worked hard to scale the
    number of kingdoms down to three,
[05:44] Marelle
    and that brings us to today.
[05:47] Cayna
    I had no idea.
[05:49] Cayna
    The seven kingdoms were how
    the world was laid out in Leadale.
[05:54] Cayna
    Am I actually in that world,
    but 200 years after I played it?
[05:59] Marelle
    You really came here that long ago?
[06:02] Cayna
    Y-Yes... Though it was only once.
[06:06] Marelle
    I guess elves really do live long lives!
[06:10] Marelle
    I'm Marelle. This little one is Lytt.
[06:13] Lytt
    Hi, my name is Lytt.
[06:15] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[06:17] Cayna
    Oh, um...
[06:19] Cayna
    I'd like to stay at this inn for a while.
[06:23] Cayna
    Would this be enough?
[06:24] Marelle
    Oh, my goodness!
[06:26] Marelle
    Don't go flaunting all this money like that!
[06:30] Cayna
    Huh? All this money?
[06:32] Marelle
    Four coins is enough to
    spend ten nights at this inn.
[06:35] Cayna
    Huh? R-Really?
[06:38] Cayna
    I guess the value of money has
    changed a lot in 200 years.
[06:41] Cayna
    W-Well, here you go, then.
[06:45] Cayna
    I'll be in your care for a while.
[06:47] Marelle
    Sure thing. Payment received.
[06:49] Marelle
    Make yourself right at home.
[06:52] Marelle
    No need to hold back.
[06:54] Lytt
    Not at all.
[06:59] ---
    Well, then...
SIGN    Cayna
     High Elf
     Mage
SIGN    Skill Master
SIGN    Black Kingdom of Lypras
[07:02] ---
    Name: Cayna. Level 1100.
[07:05] ---
    Race: high elf.
[07:06] Cayna
    Title: Skill Master No. 03.
SIGN    Cayna
     High Elf
     Mage
SIGN    Skill Master
SIGN    Black Kingdom of Lypras
[07:09] Cayna
    I guess nothing's changed.
[07:11] Cayna
    And my status... Yeah, I'm strong.
[07:15] Cayna
    I know I'm talking about myself here,
    but I'm way too OP.
[07:18] Cayna
    As for items...
[07:21] Cayna
    Oh, right. Kee, are you around?
[07:24] Kee
    Yes. I am right here.
[07:26] Kee
    My job is to support you, after all.
[07:28] Kee
    There are two urgent matters
    that require your attention.
[07:31] Cayna
    Urgent?
[07:32] Kee
    First, you have been cut off
    from the hospital's system.
[07:36] Kee
    Second, you've been disconnected
    from Leadale's master system.
[07:41] Cayna
    I've been cut off from the hospital's system?
[07:44] Cayna
    What happened?
[07:46] Kee
    I speculate that a power outage
    happened after you went to bed.
[07:50] Cayna
    A power outage...
[07:59] Cayna
    And probably due to
    that power outage, I'm...
[08:02] Cayna
    My mind somehow escaped into the game,
    but my physical body is...
[08:14] Cayna
    Crap...
[08:20] Cayna
    Wait, it's nighttime?!
[08:23] Cayna
    There should be other players
    besides me on this continent, right?
[08:27] Cayna
    I wonder how they're all doing.
[08:29] Cayna
    First, I'll have to find my tower
    and gather some information.
[08:36] Cayna
    I wonder if I can still do it.
[08:39] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Light.
[08:41] Cayna
    Level 1: Ready Set.
[08:49] Cayna
    Lytt? What's the matter?
[08:52] Lytt
    U-Um... Is that hurting you?
[08:54] Cayna
    I'm fine. It's just a harmless light.
[08:57] Cayna
    Is this the first time
    you've seen magic, Lytt?
[09:02] Cayna
    I guess it might be rare for normal
    villagers to even see magic.
[09:07] Cayna
    I see. You were coming up
    here to bring me a light.
[09:10] Lytt
    No, it's okay. This is much brighter.
[09:14] Lytt
    You're amazing, miss.
[09:20] Lytt
    Oh, hey.
[09:21] Lytt
    It's time for dinner.
[09:31] Cayna
    Oh... H-Hello.
[09:39] Marelle
    Sorry it's so noisy in here.
[09:42] Marelle
    They're all basically harmless,
    though, so don't you worry.
[09:46] Villager A
    Hey, that's mean.
[09:48] Villager B
    Yeah!
[09:49] Lottor
    Be careful, missy.
[09:51] Lottor
    She may not look it, but she
    used to be this village's best figh—
[09:54] Marelle
    Keep your mouth shut.
[09:55] Luine
    Go on. Eat up while it's still warm.
[09:58] Cayna
    Oh, sure. Thank you.
[10:00] Cayna
    Huh?
[10:01] Luine
    I'm Luine, Marelle's oldest daughter.
[10:04] Luine
    I come by at night to help out.
[10:06] Luine
    You're Cayna, right?
[10:08] Cayna
    Um... yes.
[10:09] Marelle
    Come on, Luine. The food's getting cold.
[10:13] Marelle
    If you've got time to chat,
    start serving them drinks.
[10:18] Luine
    Yeah, yeah. Jeez, Mom...
[10:25] Cayna
    So good.
[10:31] Luine
    What are you doing in a remote
    place like this anyway, Cayna?
[10:34] Cayna
    Um... well...
[10:37] Cayna
    I'm looking for something.
[10:39] Marelle
    Looking for something?
[10:40] Lytt
    Like what?
[10:41] Cayna
    My home tower... It's this silver tower.
[10:48] Marelle
    Y-You're going somewhere that terrifying?
[10:50] Luine
    D-Don't do it!
[10:52] Cayna
    H-Huh?
[10:53] Cayna
    You know about the tower?
[10:56] Luine
    There's a legend saying the terrifying
     Silver Ring Witch lives there!
[11:03] Lytt
    Are you okay, miss?
[11:05] Cayna
    I'm fine! I'm perfectly healthy!
    No problems at all!
[11:07] Cayna
    I'll be going to bed now! Goodnight!
[11:12] Lytt
    I wonder what's wrong.
[11:16] Cayna
    It's been 200 years, and yet...
[11:20] Cayna
    My stupid "Silver Ring Witch"
    nickname is still around!
[11:25] Cayna
    It's so insanely embarrassing.
[11:27] Cayna
    My dark past where I stomped
    on so many other players...
[11:31] Cayna
    Oh, wait.
[11:32] Cayna
    If my dark past is still around,
    that just proves there are other players.
[11:37] Cayna
    Okay, I'll try getting to the tower tomorrow.
[11:41] Cayna
    Widdle Cayna is 317 years owd!
[11:59] Zena
    Shh! What if she wakes up?
[12:01] Lyle
    S-Sorry.
[12:03] Zena
    Come on, hurry up.
    A traveling elf should be loaded.
[12:07] Lyle
    Right.
[12:21] Kee
    Pervert Blocker: Summoning Magic:
    Lightning Spirit has been activated.
[12:28] Lyle
    Bro, let go of me!
[12:30] Zena
    Just shut up and run!
[12:40] Kee
    Report deemed unnecessary.
[12:43] Kee
    Deleted from log.
[12:50] Cayna
    Wow, it's such a nice day!
[12:54] Cayna
    Eagle Eyes.
[13:00] Cayna
    There it is!
[13:05] Marelle
    Are you really going to go so lightly dressed?
[13:08] Marelle
    You're not thinking of going to the tower
    where the Silver Ring Witch is, are you?
[13:12] Cayna
    Of course not.
[13:14] Cayna
    I'm just going to search
    for some medicinal herbs.
[13:19] Marelle
    I know you're an elf, but I'm still worried.
[13:22] Marelle
    There are monsters in that forest, too.
[13:24] Cayna
    I'm pretty strong, despite
    how I look. Have no fear.
[13:28] Marelle
    You sure?
[13:30] Marelle
    All right, well... Be careful.
[13:33] Lytt
    Miss, at least take this with you.
[13:37] Cayna
    Thank you, Lytt.
[13:40] Cayna
    I'll try to find a little gift for you,
    so look forward to it.
[13:43] Lytt
    Okay!
[13:54] Cayna
    Okay, no one's around, so...
[13:58] Cayna
    Guardian Ring.
[14:02] Cayna
    Now I should be able to get to my tower base.
[14:05] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:07] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[14:18] Cayna
    I swear, they went way too
    overboard on these effects.
[14:32] Cayna
    Good grief!
[14:33] Cayna
    Looks I made it in just fine.
[14:35] Cayna
    Couldn't they have done something
    about the dumb password, though?
[14:52] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Hey, hey, hey!
[14:55] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    It's been a while, Master!
[14:59] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    You left me, the Guardian of the
     Silver Tower, alone for 200 years!
[15:02] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Where the hell have you been?
[15:07] Cayna
    Did you always speak so rudely?
[15:11] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Wha?
[15:12] Cayna
    What, are you a delinquent now?
[15:15] Cayna
    Has anyone passed the tower's
    trials while I've been gone?
[15:19] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Nope!
[15:20] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    It's so damn peaceful, I could puke.
[15:23] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Oh, yeah.
[15:25] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Skargo came by about 60 years ago.
[15:29] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    He was trying to get in touch with you.
[15:32] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    And you had the nerve to ignore
    my call then, didn't ya? Huh?!
[15:37] Cayna
    Well, my hands were kinda full.
[15:41] Cayna
    Forget 60 years.
[15:43] Cayna
    I'm not even sure I was in this
    world for the last 200 years.
[15:43] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Hey? Hello? You listening?
[15:47] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Skargo came by. Didn't you hear me?
[15:51] Cayna
    I heard you, but who's that?
[15:55] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Guess you've finally
    gone senile, you old hag.
[15:58] Cayna
    Oh?
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
[15:59] Sign
    m 215 122 l 222 152 312 173 306 146
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
[15:59] Sign
    m 215 122 l 222 152 312 173 306 146
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[16:03] Cayna
    Say that again?
[16:06] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I was wrong!
[16:08] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Please forgive me, Master!
[16:11] Cayna
    Well, whatever.
[16:12] Cayna
    Anyway, who's Skargo again?
[16:14] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    He's your son, remember?
[16:18] Cayna
    What?! My son?!
[16:20] Cayna
    A son? I couldn't possibly...
[16:22] Cayna
    Hm? Skargo?
[16:25] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Yeah, you've lost it.
[16:25] Cayna
    Skargo... Son...
[16:27] Cayna
    Oh.
[16:30] Cayna
    Oh, right! The Foster System!
[16:33] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    The Foster System? The heck is that?
[16:36] Cayna
    Oh, um... Simply put...
[16:39] Cayna
    I could make NPCs by spending
    real money in the game.
[16:44] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Huh?
[16:45] Cayna
    Talk about a convenient way
    to make in-game money.
[16:49] Cayna
    Anyway, enough about that.
[16:50] Cayna
    I see. Skargo... My son.
SIGN    Skargo
     Elf
     Priest
SIGN    Relationship: Son
     Place of Employment: Church
SIGN    NPC Compensation Program
[16:53] Cayna
    Not only do I have a son,
[16:55] Cayna
    I even created a sister and
    a little brother for him.
SIGN    NPC Compensation Program
SIGN    Place of Employment: Mage Guild
SIGN    Kartatz
    Dwarf
    Craftsman
SIGN    Relationship: Son (Adopted)
    Place of Employment: Technical Work
SIGN    NPC Compensation Program
[16:57] Cayna
    I wonder how they're all doing.
[17:00] Cayna
    I never got to date anyone,
    so I never got married.
[17:04] Cayna
    And yet, I have three children,
    all over 200 years old.
[17:08] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Would you stop talking nonsense already?
[17:28] Cayna
    I guess this part is the same as the game.
SIGN    Item Box
[17:32] Cayna
    Let's see... What should I take with me?
[17:34] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Say, Master.
[17:36] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    You didn't just come here
    to grab some items, did you?
[17:39] Cayna
    Actually, yeah. That's the
     main reason I'm here.
[17:41] Cayna
    I'm also looking for some information.
    Anything strange happen lately?
[17:45] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Skargo said something about the seven
    kingdoms uniting into three or something.
[17:51] Cayna
    Yeah, I heard about that.
[17:53] Cayna
    I wonder what happened to the
    other players besides me.
[17:57] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Hell if I know.
[17:59] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Half of your crew were humans,
    so they're probably six feet under.
[18:03] Cayna
    Probably, yeah...
SIGN    Item Box
[18:05] Sign
    m 209 72 l 211 93 317 124 313 104
[18:05] Sign
    m 219 107 l 247 284 451 320 406 161
SIGN    Stun Bomb
SIGN    Lantern
SIGN    Tent
SIGN    Magic Rhymestone
SIGN    Rock Golem Fragment
SIGN    Ball Rat Brush
[18:05] Cayna
    All right, that should do it.
[18:08] Cayna
    And...
[18:09] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Wh-What?
[18:11] Cayna
    I'll give you some MP.
[18:18] Cayna
    There we go.
[18:19] Cayna
    You were running on empty, weren't you?
[18:21] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Damn right I was.
[18:23] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    You left me hanging for 200 years!
[18:26] Cayna
    Right...
[18:27] Cayna
    Now you'll be able to watch
    over this tower for a while again.
[18:30] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Uh, say, Master...
[18:33] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I've got a little request.
[18:36] Cayna
    What?
[18:37] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I guess the other Guardian
    Towers stopped functioning.
[18:42] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    Could you go check on them
    if you get a chance?
[18:44] Cayna
    I guess they've been ignored, too.
[18:46] Cayna
    All right. I'll go look for them.
[18:49] Guardian of the Silver Tower
    I'm counting on you, Master.
[18:55] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll head back to the village.
[18:57] Cayna
    Oh, shoot!
[18:58] Cayna
    I should've left something in the village
    so I could set it as my teleport destination.
[19:02] Cayna
    Damn it... Guess I'll have to run.
[19:07] Cayna
    Travel Speed Up, Agility Up,
    Movement Up... selected.
SIGN    • Travel Speed Up
    • Movement Up
    • Manhunt
[19:16] Cayna
    Okay.
[19:26] Cayna
    I can't remember the last time I exercised.
[19:28] Cayna
    I know I used magic, but running at
    full speed is... j-j-just rough.
[19:37] Kee
    It came from the road.
[19:39] Cayna
    Is someone being attacked?
[19:46] Cayna
    A horned bear?
[19:56] Cayna
    You okay?
[19:58] Lottor
    Y-Yeah...
[20:00] Lottor
    You're pretty amazing, missy.
[20:02] Cayna
    Um, yeah... Just because
    of my active skills.
[20:06] Lottor
    Huh?
[20:06] Cayna
    Er, never mind.
[20:08] Cayna
    Ten... no, even twenty bears
    would be no match for me!
[20:14] Lottor
    Thanks. I hope I can repay you somehow.
[20:17] Cayna
    No worries.
[20:19] Cayna
    It's only natural to help someone
    out when they're in trouble.
[20:22] Lottor
    But, missy...
[20:24] Cayna
    If you really want to thank me...
[20:26] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[20:28] Cayna
    I'd appreciate it if you called me
    that instead of "missy."
[20:33] Lottor
    My name's Lottor.
[20:35] Lottor
    Thanks again, Cayna.
[20:38] Cayna
    Sure. I'm glad you're okay.
[20:45] Lytt
    You must be really strong, miss!
[20:47] Lytt
    A horned bear sure is some gift!
[20:50] Marelle
    Tell me about it.
[20:51] Marelle
    You went into the woods
    for medicinal herbs
[20:54] Marelle
    and came back with a whole horned bear.
[20:56] Marelle
    Talk about a surprise.
[20:57] Luine
    Well, because of that,
[20:59] Luine
    we get to partake in the spoils.
[21:03] Villager A
    Thanks, Cayna!
[21:05] Villager B
    Thanks!
[21:07] Lottor
    Here, Cayna.
[21:09] Cayna
    What's this?
[21:10] Lottor
    It's wine.
[21:12] Cayna
    Wow... It smells sweet.
[21:15] Lottor
    You've never had it before?
[21:17] Luine
    Even though you've been
    alive for over 200 years?
[21:19] Cayna
    I didn't really have many
    opportunities to drink.
[21:22] Cayna
    In actuality, I haven't
    been alive for centuries.
[21:25] Cayna
    And I was confined to a hospital bed, so...
[21:27] Marelle
    Well, let's have a toast.
[21:30] Marelle
    Cayna, you're the star tonight,
    so you get to lead us in this toast.
[21:35] Cayna
    Right...
[21:39] Cayna
    To new encounters!
[21:40] All
    To new encounters!
[21:43] Cayna
    It's so good.
[21:47] Lytt
    Look at you go, miss.
[21:51] Cayna
    Huh?
[21:58] Marelle
    Oh, Cayna...
[21:59] Marelle
    She may be tough against horned bears,
    but she's no match for alcohol.
[22:03] Lytt
    Goodnight, miss.
[22:05] Lytt
    Sweet dreams.

E2 - An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons

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[00:05] Lytt
    Miss! It's morning!
[00:14] Lytt
    Miss!
[00:19] Cayna
    M-My head...
[00:21] Kee
    You have a hangover.
[00:23] Cayna
    S-So this is what a hangover is like.
[00:26] Cayna
    Ow...
[00:29] Cayna
    I'm never drinking alcohol ever again.
[00:31] Lytt
    Miss?
[00:32] Arbiter
    Look at me! Don't close your eyes!
[00:34] Arbiter
    This is nothing!
SIGN    An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
SIGN    An Injured Man, the Royal Capital, and a Game of Tag with Sons
[02:11] Arbiter
    Hey! Wake up!
[02:14] Arbiter
    Kenison! Answer me!
[02:16] Arbiter
    Kenison! Damn it!
[02:21] Cayna
    What's wrong?
[02:22] Marelle
    They're merchants traveling
    to the royal capital.
[02:25] Lottor
    Apparently they were attacked
    by ogres in a nearby forest.
[02:28] Lottor
    I think that one's beyond help.
[02:31] Cayna
    Search.
SIGN    Kenison
[02:34] Cayna
    Poison...
[02:36] Cayna
    Move, please.
[02:37] Arbiter
    Wh-What the?
[02:40] Cayna
    Extra Skill: Load: Double Spell.
[02:45] Arbiter
    A Double Spell?!
[03:03] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Pa Nil: Ready Set.
[03:07] Cayna
    Magic Spell: Dewl Level 9: Ready Set.
[03:11] Cayna
    Heal!
[03:32] Elineh
    His wounds... I can't believe it.
[03:35] Arbiter
    Kenison!
[03:38] Underlings
    Yes!
[03:40] Cayna
    Thank goodness.
[03:42] Cayna
    Well, I'll be going now.
[03:43] Arbiter
    M-Missy!
[03:45] Cayna
    Missy?
[03:46] Arbiter
    Thank you for saving my friend's life.
[03:49] Underlings
    Thank you so much!
[03:51] Cayna
    No, no, it's fine! You should get him
    into a bed as soon as you can, though.
[03:55] Arbiter
    Y-Yes, you're right. Boys!
[03:59] Underlings
    Yes, sir!
[04:00] Marelle
    You can come to my inn. This way.
[04:02] Elineh
    I'm in charge of this caravan.
     My name is Elineh.
[04:06] Cayna
    I'm Cayna.
[04:07] Elineh
    I'd like to thank you for helping us.
[04:10] Elineh
    Is there anything I can do for you?
[04:15] Elineh
    Ah, so you've been holed up for 200 years.
[04:19] Elineh
    And you're looking for someone?
[04:22] Cayna
    You're pretty familiar with the
    royal capital of Felskeilo, right?
[04:25] Elineh
    Yes. I've been there
    countless times on business.
[04:30] Elineh
    What is this person like?
[04:31] Cayna
    He's a male elf.
[04:33] Elineh
    Ah, an elf, eh?
[04:35] Cayna
    And a priest.
[04:36] Elineh
    Yes, yes, a pri—
[04:38] Elineh
    Huh?
[04:40] Elineh
    An elven priest in the royal capital?
    It couldn't be...
[04:45] Cayna
    His name is Skargo.
[04:48] Inn Patrons
    What?!
[04:54] Elineh
    Y-You know Lord Skargo?
[04:57] Cayna
    Is he that famous?
[04:59] Elineh
    High Priest Skargo is a wise man who's been
    around since the great upheaval 200 years ago.
[05:05] Elineh
    He has the most influence
    after the king and prime minister.
[05:09] Cayna
    Wow, he became a high priest.
[05:13] Marelle
    That boy who got hurt is
    fine now. He's fast asleep.
[05:17] Elineh
    I-If you don't mind me asking,
    may I ask how you know Lord Skargo?
[05:24] Cayna
    He's my son.
[05:25] Elineh and others
    What?!
[05:28] Marelle
    C-Cayna... Y-You have a child at your age?
[05:34] Cayna
    Actually, I have two other children, too.
[05:36] Elineh and others
    Wh-What?!
[05:39] Cayna
    So it sounds like Skargo is
    doing well. That's great.
[05:44] Cayna
    So, Elineh...
[05:45] Elineh
    Y-Yes?
[05:46] Cayna
    Would you let me accompany
    you and your caravan?
[05:49] Elineh
    What? Are you saying you want
    to go to the royal capital with us?
[05:53] Cayna
    Yes. Is that all right?
[05:56] Elineh
    That's fine with us.
    We welcome you with open arms.
[05:59] Elineh
    But the little missy there
    might not feel the same.
[06:04] Cayna
    Lytt...
[06:07] Lytt
    You're leaving?
[06:08] Cayna
    Y-Yes. But I promise I'll
    come back to see you again.
[06:12] Lytt
    Really?
[06:13] Cayna
    Yes, I promise.
[06:16] Cayna
    Oh, I know.
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Item Box
[06:20] Sign
    m 258 246 l 246 209 414 173 429 206
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
SIGN    m 287 351 l 274 315 477 267 493 301
SIGN    High Potion
[06:20] Sign
    m 264 259 l 273 293 425 258 416 226
SIGN    Cloth Boots
SIGN    Item Box
[06:20] Sign
    m 224 157 l 237 193 515 140 503 104
SIGN    Phoenix Headband
[06:21] Sign
    m 244 209 l 415 170 421 181 411 182 410 194 424 205 255 245
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
[06:21] Sign
    m 273 317 l 462 267 468 289 468 303 285 353
SIGN    High Potion
[06:21] Sign
    m 244 207 l 413 171 421 194 399 184 386 181 378 185 380 195 388 206 398 211 253 245
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
[06:21] Sign
    m 271 315 l 429 275 439 283 448 292 443 313 436 313 431 304 420 297 413 295 406 301 407 309 408 318 284 351
SIGN    High Potion
[06:21] Sign
    m 248 208 l 356 186 357 197 361 206 366 213 371 220 254 243
[06:21] Sign
    m 373 181 l 382 193 393 203 402 210 425 203 414 172
SIGN    Star-Shaped Barrette
[06:21] Sign
    m 263 260 l 384 232 412 259 274 293
SIGN    Cloth Boots
[06:23] Cayna
    In the game—I mean...
[06:28] Cayna
    This is the first item I ever made.
[06:30] Cayna
    You can have it.
[06:32] Cayna
    This seals the deal on our promise.
[06:33] Lytt
    Our promise...
[06:36] Cayna
    I'll let you know something
    else super amazing, too.
[06:41] Cayna
    But you can't tell anyone, okay?
[06:43] Lytt
    O-Okay. I promise I'll keep it a secret.
[06:48] Cayna
    You know that silver tower
    beyond the mountains?
[06:52] Lytt
    The place where the bad witch lives, right?
[06:54] Cayna
    Believe it or not... I'm that bad witch.
[06:58] Lytt
    What?!
[07:05] Lytt
    But you're not a bad person!
[07:07] Cayna
    Make sure you keep it a secret, okay?
[07:10] Cayna
    I'm going to come back every once in a
    while to make sure you didn't tell anyone.
[07:15] Lytt
    Okay! But if you don't come back for a really
    long time, I'm going to tell someone.
[07:23] Cayna
    Then I'd better make sure
    I come back to this village.
[07:34] Arbiter
    Allow me to formally introduce myself.
[07:36] Arbiter
    I am Arbiter, the leader of
    the Flame Spears mercenaries.
[07:40] Arbiter
    We'll be accompanying
    you to the royal capital.
[07:42] Cayna
    Thanks for letting me come along.
[07:45] Arbiter
    Hey, Kenison.
[07:46] Kenison
    Y-Yes, sir!
[07:48] Kenison
    I heard that you saved me.
     You are a lifesaver.
[07:52] Kenison
    Thank you so much! Lady C-C-C-C-Cayna!
[07:56] Cayna
    There were definitely too many Cs there.
[07:59] Cayna
    And you don't need to call me "Lady."
[08:02] Cayna
    Just call me Cayna.
[08:05] Kenison
    Then... Then I'll call you Miss Cayna.
[08:09] Cayna
    Er, you don't really need the "Miss," either.
[08:13] People
    Be careful.
[08:14] Lottor
    Come back soon!
[08:15] Marelle
    Bring your son with you next time!
[08:17] Cayna
    Thanks for everything!
[08:19] Lytt
    Miss!
[08:30] Cayna
    I wonder what the royal
    capital of Felskeilo is like.
[08:35] Primo
    What the heck does "Primo" mean?
[08:37] Lonti
    Er, my stomach just growled...
[08:39] Primo
    What?!
[08:42] Almana
    I wonder if they'd think
    less of me as a blonde.
[08:49] Cayna
    Wow...
[08:53] Cayna
    Wow...
[08:55] Cayna
    Wow...
[08:58] Cayna
    My, oh, my...
[08:59] Cayna
    Oh, my.
[09:03] Cayna
    I can't believe they built a city here.
[09:07] Elineh
    Lady Cayna, this is the
    royal capital of Felskeilo,
[09:10] Elineh
    otherwise known as the scenic capital.
[09:12] Arbiter
    If you ever need anything, come see us.
[09:16] Arbiter
    You're welcome anytime.
[09:17] Cayna
    I will.
[09:22] Cayna
    U-Um...
[09:24] Cayna
    Elineh recommended this inn to me.
[09:27] Cat proprietress
    Oh, meow I see. Elineh told you to come, eh?
[09:31] Cayna
    Are humans not allowed here?
[09:33] Cat proprietress
    There are a lot of humans who still
    don't take mew kindly to our folk.
[09:39] Cayna
    Don't worry. I'm not actually human, either.
[09:52] Cayna
    Excuse me.
[09:54] Cayna
    I heard that Skargo was here.
[09:57] Sister
    Ah, the high priest. Yes, he is.
[10:01] Cayna
    Is it possible to see him?
[10:04] Sister
    I'm afraid if you do not have an
    appointment, that is not possible.
[10:09] Cayna
    Yeah, of course.
[10:11] Cayna
    And I shouldn't go disrupting
    that boy's life, either.
[10:16] Sister
    That boy?
[10:17] Cayna
    Well, sorry for the trouble.
[10:21] Cayna
    I guess I do need an appointment after all.
[10:24] Cayna
    Oh, well. I guess I'll head to
    the Adventurers' Guild first.
[10:28] Kartatz
    What are you doing?!
[10:31] Kartatz
    That's not it!
[10:33] Kartatz
    Do I need to explain
    everything more than once?
[10:38] Kartatz
    Pick up the pace!
[10:39] Pupils
    R-Right, boss! Sorry!
[10:42] Kartatz
    For cryin' out loud...
[10:43] Cayna
    Huh?
[10:47] Cayna
    Kartatz!
[10:53] Cayna
    Kar...tatz?
[10:56] Kartatz
    M-Mum!
[11:00] Kartatz
    Y-Y-Y-You okay, Mum?!
[11:02] Kartatz
    Are you not feeling well?
[11:04] Cayna
    No, I just... wasn't expecting
    you to call me that,
[11:07] Cayna
    or maybe it was even weirder than I imagined.
[11:10] Cayna
    But it's been a while. How've you been?
[11:16] Kartatz
    Hey! I'm not a little child anymore!
[11:20] Kartatz
    Stop patting me on the head!
[11:23] Cayna
    Well, this is pretty neat. How cute.
[11:28] Kartatz
    Don't call an old man "cute"! That's creepy!
[11:36] Kartatz
    What?!
[11:38] Kartatz
    You left the tower and became an adventurer?!
[11:41] Cayna
    Yeah. It's pretty rough with so much
    being different than 200 years ago.
[11:46] Kartatz
    Are you going to d-destroy
    a country or something?
[11:51] Cayna
    Huh? What's wrong?
[11:53] Kartatz
    Don't "what's wrong" me!
[11:55] Kartatz
    I thought my skull was gonna shatter!
[11:58] Cayna
    I stopped by the church before coming here,
    but the sister wouldn't let me in.
[12:06] Kartatz
    You went to see Big Bro?
    Of course you were turned away.
[12:10] Cayna
    Yeah. Do you happen to know where Mai-Mai is?
[12:14] Kartatz
    Sis is the headmaster at the academy there.
[12:17] Cayna
    Aw, you've all grown up so well.
[12:21] Cayna
    I see.
[12:22] Kartatz
    I-I'll go ahead and talk to them for you.
[12:26] Cayna
    Okay, I'm counting on you.
[12:31] Kartatz
    What're you fools smirking about?!
[12:36] Almana
    If you'd like to register for the
    Adventurers' Guild, please fill these out.
[12:40] Cayna
    I'm in a fantasy world, yet I'm using
    a pencil rather than a quill pen.
[12:46] Cayna
    Here you go.
[12:47] Almana
    Wow, it's rare to see a high elf around here.
[12:51] Cayna
    O-Oh, it's actually a rare race?
[12:54] Almana
    I'll get your registration card.
    One moment, please.
[12:58] Cayna
    Thanks!
[13:01] Cayna
    "Please capture this monster."
[13:04] Cayna
    Bodyguard, investigate an affair...
[13:07] Cayna
    "I'd like a potion. Reward: two silver coins."
[13:11] Cayna
    I do have a high potion
    I made a long time ago.
[13:14] Cayna
    I wonder if this will work.
[13:16] Cayna
    Kee, this is pretty old,
    but do you think it's still okay?
[13:19] Kee
    I believe that it should still be effective.
[13:22] Almana
    Cayna!
[13:23] Cayna
    Oh, coming!
[13:27] Almana
    Here you go. Your Adventurers'
    Guild registration card.
[13:30] Cayna
    Thanks.
[13:32] Cayna
    Oh, will this work for this potion request?
[13:40] Cayna
    Is that some kind of appraisal skill?
[13:44] Almana
    Yes, that takes care of it.
[13:45] Almana
    But isn't this a rather high-end potion?
[13:49] Almana
    Are you sure about this?
[13:50] Cayna
    Yes. I haven't used it in a while, so...
[13:53] Almana
    I see. In that case,
[13:55] Almana
    here's your reward of two silvers.
[13:57] Cayna
    Thank you very much.
[14:00] Cayna
    I guess this is my first step as an adventurer.
[14:03] Cayna
    This is just like when I first logged in
    to Leadale and stood out on the field.
[14:09] Agaido
    Missy, you're an adventurer, aren't you?
[14:12] Cayna
    Uh, yes, I am.
[14:15] Agaido
    No need to be so guarded.
[14:18] Agaido
    My name is Agaido.
[14:20] Agaido
    Come, now. Stop hiding
    behind me and introduce yourself.
[14:24] Lonti
    I-I'm Lonti.
[14:26] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[14:28] Agaido
    You seem rather skilled.
    Mind helping us out for a bit?
[14:33] Cayna
    Is this an official quest, then?
[14:35] Agaido
    Yes. We happen to be looking for someone.
[14:38] Agaido
    Will you help us out?
[14:40] Cayna
    W-Was that supposed to be a wink?
[14:42] Cayna
    S-Sure, as long as you pay me.
[14:46] Agaido
    Don't worry. You'll get your
    payment if you see this through.
[14:52] Cayna
    Yeah, that was supposed to be a wink.
[14:54] Cayna
    All right. I accept.
[14:59] ---
    Grin...
[15:00] Agaido
    Well, I'll search on my own.
    Lonti, you go with Cayna.
[15:06] Lonti
    M-Me? Go with Miss Cayna?
[15:08] Agaido
    Well, Cayna doesn't know
    who we're looking for.
[15:12] Agaido
    I'm counting on you.
[15:16] Agaido
    Bye now.
[15:17] Cayna
    Lonti... was it?
[15:21] Cayna
    Do you not like elves?
[15:23] Lonti
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:25] Lonti
    It's not that you scare me or anything.
[15:30] Cayna
    I'm Cayna, a high elf.
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[15:34] Lonti
    I'm a first-year adventurer
    from the Royal Academy,
[15:37] Lonti
    and my name is Lonti Arbalest.
[15:39] Lonti
    I-It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.
[15:41] Lonti
    Wait, you're a high elf, Miss Cayna?!
[15:45] Lonti
    What's elf royalty doing here?
[15:48] Cayna
    Oh, every world has their exceptions.
[15:51] Cayna
    Anyway, let's go. So what
    does this person look like?
[15:55] Lonti
    O-Oh, sorry!
[15:57] Lonti
    Um, we're looking for someone
    a little younger than me...
[16:01] Lonti
    With red hair...
[16:05] Cayna
    I must say, that's rather vague.
[16:07] Lonti
    H-He's a boy!
[16:09] Cayna
    Oh?
[16:12] Lonti
    U-Um, Miss Cayna? Why did we come here?
[16:16] Cayna
    Hm...
[16:18] Cayna
    Just because.
[16:19] Lonti
    Really? That's it?
[16:21] Crowd
    Hey!
[16:26] Crowd
    Stop that!
[16:27] Crowd
    Look out!
[16:28] Crowd
    Be careful!
[16:29] Cayna
    A boy with red hair...
[16:33] Primo
    Don't move. Just stay still...
[16:39] Crowd
    He's falling!
[16:40] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Load: Float.
[16:48] ---
    That's impressive, kid...
[16:50] Crowd
    Thanks, Missy.
[16:52] Cayna
    Hey, no problem.
[16:55] Boy A
    Are you okay?
[16:57] Primo
    Yeah. That was pretty amazing, la—
[16:59] Primo
    Lon—
[17:00] Lonti
    We finally found you, Pri—
[17:03] Lonti
    I mean... Young Master.
[17:07] Cayna
    Young Master? Ah, I see.
    That's what kind of event this is.
[17:12] Cayna
    I did 4,000 quests, but I never
    had one like this before.
[17:17] Primo
    U-Um, here!
[17:19] Lonti
    Huh?!
[17:20] Primo
    See ya!
[17:21] Lonti
    Hey! Wh-What am I supposed to do with this?
[17:24] Cayna
    He sure is fast.
[17:26] Lonti
    Er, Miss Cayna!
[17:28] Lonti
    Don't just stand there
    admiring him! Catch him!
[17:31] Cayna
    Oh, sure thing.
[17:32] Cayna
    Active Skill: Leap.
[17:39] Cayna
    Come back here!
[17:42] Primo
    Wha—
[17:42] Cayna
    You're not getting away from me!
[17:49] Cayna
    Just be a good boy and surrender, Primo.
[17:52] Primo
    P-Primo?
[17:54] Primo
    Who the heck're you calling Primo?!
[17:57] Cayna
    That sounded like what Lonti
    was trying to call you.
[17:59] Friend A
    Over here!
[18:02] Primo
    You're not getting away with this, Lonti!
[18:16] Primo
    W-Well? How d'you like them apples?!
[18:26] Cayna
    Let me catch you already!
[18:29] Primo
    Wh-What the heck?!
[18:34] Primo
    Stay away from me! Go away!
[18:50] Primo
    Damn it...
[18:52] Agaido
    You're really something. Here's your reward.
[18:57] Cayna
    You're paying me this much?!
[18:59] Agaido
    I made a bet with some of those onlookers
    who were watching your little race there.
[19:03] Agaido
    A 50-50 split sounds fair, doesn't it?
[19:06] Cayna
    Jeez, you can't let your
    guard down with this guy.
[19:10] Primo
    Damn it! Who the heck are you, anyway?
[19:13] Primo
    Did you do this knowing who I really am?
[19:17] Cayna
    I can pretty much figure it out,
    but "Primo" suits you just fine.
[19:20] Cayna
    I don't want to get too involved, anyway.
[19:22] Agaido
    Oh? Then do you know what's
    going on with this boy?
[19:26] Cayna
    Lonti was trying to call him
    "Pri—something" earlier.
[19:32] Cayna
    I bet you ran away because
    you got sick of your boring life.
[19:36] Primo
    Lonti! I'm being called
    Primo now because of you!
[19:42] Lonti
    I'm terribly sorry.
[19:45] Agaido
    Well, thank you for your hard work.
[19:51] Primo
    What's the big idea?! Hey!
[19:53] Lonti
    I'm so sorry about this, Miss Cayna.
    Thank you for everything.
[19:54] Primo
    Put me down! Let go! Stop it!
[19:58] ---
    Damn it! Put me down! Listen to me!
[19:59] Cayna
    He's carrying him around so easily.
[20:05] Cayna
    I'm back... huh?
[20:07] Cat proprietress
    Welcome back! We were waiting for you!
[20:12] Cat proprietress
    We heard mew did something
    interesting at the river.
[20:15] Cat proprietress
    Everyone's been purrfectly
    anxious to hear all about it!
[20:18] Cayna
    A-Actually, I promised myself
    I'd never drink again.
[20:22] Cat proprietress
    Meow?
[20:31] Cayna
    Okay. I'll drink. Let's all drink!
[20:39] Mai-Mai
    What did you say?!
[20:41] Mai-Mai
    Why in the world didn't you call me sooner?!
[20:47] Kartatz
    How could I?
[20:50] Skargo
    I see.
[20:52] Skargo
    So Mother Dearest is here in this city.
[20:54] Skargo
    I must do everything I can
    to give her a warm welcome!
[20:58] Mai-Mai
    Just don't. You know Mother
    will get mad at you.
[21:01] Mai-Mai
    Don't you remember why our
    mother got sick of people
[21:05] Mai-Mai
    and holed herself up in the forest?
[21:07] Skargo
    Right...
[21:08] Mai-Mai
    Anyway, Mother is an adventurer now, eh?
[21:11] Mai-Mai
    Oh, wait.
[21:13] Mai-Mai
    Then could that potion be...
[21:15] Kartatz
    Potion?
[21:17] Mai-Mai
    Our school received a potion that was
    made in a way no one uses anymore.
[21:22] Mai-Mai
    One of my husband's students
    couldn't do their assignment,
[21:25] Mai-Mai
    so they sent a request
    to the Adventurers' Guild.
[21:29] Mai-Mai
    So Mother must be the one who made it.
[21:32] Skargo
    Indeed. But Mother Dearest should've
    let us know that she was here.
[21:39] Kartatz
    She told me that she wasn't
    allowed into your place.
[21:41] Skargo
    Oho... So not only did someone not
    tell me Mother Dearest came to see me,
[21:45] Skargo
    but they sent her away!
[21:46] Skargo
    How dare they blaspheme my
    beloved Mother Dearest like that?!
[21:50] Skargo
    They shall pay dearly for—
[21:53] Mai-Mai
    Oh, stop being so extreme.
[21:56] Mai-Mai
    You know that our kind mother
    would never want that.
[22:00] Skargo
    True...
[22:04] Kartatz
    Is this kingdom going to survive
    having a high priest like him?

E3 - A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut

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[00:07] Cayna
    Ow...
[00:08] Kee
    You have a hangover.
[00:10] Cayna
    Yeah, yeah, I know.
[00:14] Cayna
    Th-This time, I'm really
    never going to drink again.
[00:17] Man's voice
    Hey, it's the girl who
    walked across the river.
[00:20] Woman's voice
    Look, it's the girl who crossed the river.
[00:24] Child's voice
    It's the lady from the river? Hi, lady!
[00:30] Elineh
    Well, well, if it isn't the famed Lady Cayna,
     who parted the great river.
[00:34] Cayna
    E-Even you heard about that...
[00:37] Elineh
    I'm sorry. I'm just kidding.
[00:40] Arbiter
    So, what's the matter?
[00:41] Arbiter
    If you want to become a mercenary
    and join us Flame Spears,
[00:45] Arbiter
    we'll welcome you with open arms.
[00:47] Elineh
    Our caravan will be happy
    to welcome you in, as well.
[00:51] Elineh
    Though, I must say...
[00:52] Arbiter
    That doesn't seem to be the case.
[00:55] Cayna
    Ah, well... You know of
    the Silver Tower, right?
[01:00] Cayna
    Have you seen towers like
    that anywhere before?
[01:05] Elineh
    Let's see...
[01:07] Elineh
    I have heard that there's a beautiful
    castle in the middle of a lake
[01:11] Elineh
    in the Kingdom of Helshper up
    north that no one can enter.
[01:14] Cayna
    A kingdom up north...
[01:16] Cayna
    I think there was a huge war there before.
[01:19] Elineh
    Is the goal of your journey
    to find this place?
[01:23] Cayna
    Well... I don't have much else to do.
[01:27] Cayna
    If you find anything else out,
     please let me know.
[01:31] Arbiter
    Sure, leave it to us.
[01:32] Elineh
    But of course.
[01:34] Almana
    Ah, if it isn't Miss Cayna,
    who swallowed up the great river!
[01:38] Cayna
    Can we just stop with that?
[01:40] Almana
    You have a summons from the Royal Academy.
[01:43] Cayna
    A summons?
[01:45] Cayna
    I wonder what that's all about. Well, whatever.
[01:47] Cayna
    I might actually be able to see Mai-Mai.
SIGN    A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
SIGN    A Daughter, a Colosseum, Losing Control, and an Uppercut
[03:25] Cayna
    You did mention that you
    were a student here, didn't you?
[03:27] Lonti
    Y-Yes, and I help out the headmaster.
[03:33] Lonti
    Oh, and thank you for yesterday.
    The Knight Corps were quite surprised
[03:39] Lonti
    because you captured him so quickly.
[03:41] Cayna
    Primo's such a handful.
[03:43] Cayna
    Do you just want me to catch him
[03:45] Cayna
    without permission if I see
    him wandering around again?
[03:47] Lonti
    Please do. And, um...
[03:51] Lonti
    Wh-What did you do to get a summons?
[03:54] Cayna
    I'd like to know that myself.
[03:58] Lonti
    This is the headmaster's office.
[04:01] Cayna
    Mai-Mai's just beyond this door.
[04:03] Mai-mai
    Come in.
[04:04] Lonti
    P-Please excuse us.
[04:09] Cayna
    So that's...
[04:12] Lonti
    H-Headmaster.
[04:14] Lonti
    I've brought... her?
[04:17] Mai-mai
    Oh, it's been too long, Mother!
[04:21] Lonti
    What?!
[04:23] Cayna
    There, there, Mai-Mai.
[04:25] Lonti
    What?!
[04:26] Cayna
    She's so tall now. Oh, right.
[04:32] Mai-mai
    Ow! That hurt, Mother.
[04:36] Cayna
    You're the headmaster,
    remember? What are you doing?
[04:39] Mai-Mai
    But we haven't seen each other in 200 years.
[04:43] Cayna
    Lonti, are you okay?
[04:46] Lonti
    U-U-U-U-Um! You're the headmaster's mother?!
[04:52] Cayna
    Yes, I am.
[04:53] Mai-Mai
    Yay, Mother!
[05:00] Mai-Mai
    Thank you, Miss Arbalest. You may go now.
[05:03] Lonti
    U-Um, okay. P-Please excuse me.
[05:15] Cayna
    Say, Mai-Mai.
[05:16] Mai-mai
    Y-Yes, Mother?
[05:18] Cayna
    Why did you summon me here?
    So you could glomp me?
[05:23] Mai-Mai
    No. Th-There is something
    I need to discuss with you.
[05:27] Cayna
    I'm not saying you can't
    ask to be babied at all,
[05:30] Cayna
    but you're in a respected
    position as headmaster, aren't you?
[05:35] Mai-Mai
    Yes...
[05:36] Cayna
    So what did you want to talk about?
[05:43] Lopus
    Come on, I wasn't expecting a
    little missy like her to show up.
[05:49] Cayna
    Why is it everyone keeps calling
    me "missy" wherever I go?
[05:53] Mai-Mai
    Come on, Lopus. Don't talk to her like that.
[05:56] Mai-Mai
    She's my mother.
[05:59] Lopus
    What?
[06:00] Mai-Mai
    This is the professor of alchemy here
    at the Royal Academy, Lopus Harvey.
[06:05] Mai-Mai
    He's my husband.
[06:07] Cayna
    Wha?
[06:08] Lopus
    She's your mother?
[06:09] Cayna
    Husband?
[06:10] Mai-Mai
    Oh, no! I finally said it!
    I just blurted it out!
[06:16] Cayna
    I'm sorry. I clearly should've
    taken better care of her.
[06:20] Cayna
    She must be a handful.
[06:22] Lopus
    Nah. Her airheadedness has actually helped
    me out at times, so I can't complain.
[06:30] Cayna
    You seem like a nice guy.
[06:31] Cayna
    Please continue to take care of her, Lopus.
[06:35] Cayna
    My name is Cayna.
[06:36] Lopus
    Missy... I mean, Lady Cayna, it's a
    pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[06:41] Mai-Mai
    Hey! Why are you passionately
    shaking hands without me?!
[06:48] Mai-Mai
    Why are you staring me down like that?
[06:54] Lopus
    So this is what we wanted
    to talk to you about.
[06:58] Cayna
    Wait, isn't that my...
[07:00] Lopus
    I knew it.
[07:02] Lopus
    I gave my students an assignment to create
    a potion, and one of them brought me this.
[07:06] Cayna
    Ah, so that's what that quest was for.
[07:09] Lopus
    This is basically an artifact-class potion
    that no one knows how to make anymore.
[07:15] Cayna
    I see. So they're not even
    made the same way anymore.
[07:19] Lopus
    If too many people know about this,
[07:22] Lopus
    it'll turn our established basics
    of preparation on their head.
[07:25] Lopus
    Please be careful not to
    let too many people know.
[07:27] Cayna
    Sure thing. Got it.
[07:29] Lopus
    Now then, Lady Cayna,
[07:31] Lopus
    I have a request for you.
[07:31] Mai-Mai
    Boo, boo... Boo, boo...
[07:37] Lopus
    This mage is Lady Cayna.
    She's the headmaster's mother.
[07:41] Students
    What?!
[07:43] Lopus
    Pipe down!
[07:47] Lopus
    Lady Cayna is going to demonstrate
    how to make a high potion.
[07:50] Lopus
    Watch carefully.
[07:52] Students
    Yes, sir!
[07:54] Cayna
    Didn't he just say to not
    let too many people know?
[07:58] Lopus
    That was then. This is now.
[08:03] Cayna
    Okay, let's get started.
SIGN    Item Box
[08:09] Cayna
    Okay, so, you take these
    ingredients and use this thing,
[08:12] Cayna
    and go like this and this, and this...
[08:15] Cayna
    And there you go, a high potion.
[08:20] Mai-Mai
    Splendid work, Mother!
[08:22] Cayna
    Okay, well, bye.
[08:25] Lopus
    I have a question.
[08:27] Cayna
    And me answering will depend on the question.
[08:29] Lopus
    Where did the vial come from?
[08:33] Cayna
    How the hell would I know?
[08:34] Cayna
    Ask Leadale's admins.
[08:37] Mai-Mai
    Mother, are you leaving already?
[08:40] Cayna
    I'll come by again.
[08:42] Mai-Mai
    Okay...
[08:49] Cayna
    "Please take care of a ghost for us.
    From colosseum staff. Reward: 8 silvers."
[08:58] Almana
    Why, yes.
[09:00] Almana
    There's been some panic because
     a ghost has apparently been
[09:03] Almana
    showing up at the colosseum.
[09:05] Almana
    Are you sure about this, though?
    Many adventurers have failed this quest.
[09:10] Cayna
    Is ghostbusting that hard?
[09:12] Almana
    They go in all confident,
    proclaiming that ghosts don't exist,
[09:16] Almana
    then come running back after
    seeing that they actually do.
[09:19] Cayna
    Huh...
[09:20] Cayna
    But I mean... ghosts actually don't exist.
[09:24] Cayna
    I wonder what it could be. Maybe it's
    some undead monster or something.
[09:27] Cayna
    Then it's probably manageable... I think.
[09:31] Almana
    What would you like to do, Cayna?
[09:33] Cayna
    I'll go ahead and take it.
[09:35] Almana
    Okay, accepted.
[09:55] Cayna
    Hello?
[09:57] Mai-Mai
    Yes, I absolutely love my mother!
[10:03] Skargo
    Mother Dearest! M-Mother Dearest!
[10:06] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[10:12] Max
    Um, are you really sure about this?
[10:14] Max
    The other day, we had a group
    of five adventurers come by,
[10:17] Max
    and they immediately ran away.
[10:20] Cayna
    Well, I'll spend two or three nights
    here to find out what's going on.
[10:24] Max
    Thank you very much.
    Please take care of this!
[10:35] Cayna
    Kee, apparently this colosseum's been here
[10:37] Cayna
    since before the royal capital of
    Felskeilo was even established.
[10:41] Kee
    So it's a historical site.
[10:43] Cayna
    And no one has any idea who built this thing.
[10:47] Kee
    I'm surprised they used such a shady
    venue for their entertainment.
[10:50] Cayna
    Yeah, that alone is giving me the creeps.
[11:05] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll get ready, then.
[11:13] Kee
    Eternal Flame. A rare weapon.
[11:16] Cayna
    Yup. It has a salamander inside.
[11:20] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure this'll take out
    any enemy with one blow.
[11:23] Cayna
    And...
[11:24] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Cerberus!
[11:34] Cayna
    I'll need you to patrol the area, Cerberwoof.
[11:40] Cayna
    That should do it. I guess I'll get
    something to eat before it gets too dark.
[11:46] Cayna
    I think it's about ready.
[11:49] Cayna
    It smells so good!
[11:51] Primo
    S-Stop that! Let go of me! Hey!
[11:54] Primo
    Hey, you! What the heck is this thing?
[11:57] Cayna
    It's a summoning spell.
[11:59] Cayna
    I used it to summon an
    ordinary little cerberus.
[12:02] Primo
    I've never heard of magic like that.
[12:05] Cayna
    I guess you don't know much, then.
[12:09] Cayna
    You can let him go now.
[12:11] Primo
    Ow! Damn it, that's cold.
[12:16] Cayna
    Want some?
[12:17] Primo
    Like I'd ev—
[12:20] Primo
    ...ever say no to that!
[12:25] Primo
    Hot! Yum. Hot!
[12:28] Primo
    This is good.
[12:29] Cayna
    He's so crude. Is he really royalty?
[12:34] Cayna
    So, why'd you follow me all
    the way here from the city?
[12:40] Primo
    I wanted to find out who you really are.
[12:42] Primo
    You walked on water, caught me easily...
[12:46] Primo
    Then you said you were the mother of
[12:47] Primo
    Master Craftsman Kartatz and Headmaster
    Mai-Mai of the Royal Academy, too!
[12:51] Primo
    And you used some weird spell...
    B-But most of all...
[12:55] Primo
    When I saw Lonti earlier,
    she said she looked up to you, so...
[13:02] Cayna
    Aha, so that's it.
[13:06] Primo
    A-Anyway! I'm gonna find
    out who you really are!
[13:10] Cayna
    Honestly, I'm not that interesting.
[13:16] Cayna
    Want some more?
[13:17] Primo
    Yes!
[13:23] Cayna
    Thanks for babysitting the kid, Cerberwoof.
[13:26] Cayna
    Anything unusual? Guess not.
[13:31] Cayna
    He looks so comfy.
[13:35] Cayna
    I was told I could capture
    him without permission,
[13:39] Cayna
    but it's not like I can
    leave this place right now.
[13:42] Cayna
    Actually, I hope no one thinks
    that I kidnapped this kid.
[13:48] Cayna
    But you know...
[13:49] Cayna
    I looked through every inch of this place,
[13:52] Cayna
    but couldn't find any sign
    of anything hiding anywhere.
[13:55] Cayna
    I wonder what's going on.
[14:03] Cayna
    Blanket time.
[14:15] Cayna
    I think I had another one...
[14:20] Cayna
    Wow, it really showed up.
[14:28] Cayna
    If Cerberwoof isn't reacting,
    I guess it's not an evil spirit.
[14:36] Cayna
    The Guardian Ring...
[14:39] Cayna
    Wait, no way!
[14:44] Cayna
    This is the place?
[14:46] Cayna
    Cerberwoof, look after Primo.
[14:52] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:54] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[15:27] Cayna
    I'll give you some MP.
[15:46] Kyotaro Guardian
    Welcome, honored guest.
[15:51] Cayna
    What a chivalrous guardian.
[15:54] (Flashback) Guardian
    Guess you've finally
    gone senile, you old hag.
[15:57] Cayna
    Nothing like the good ol'
    guardian at my tower.
[16:01] Kyotaro Guardian
    This is the Guardian Tower managed by
    Skill Master Number Nine, Lord Kyotaro.
[16:06] Cayna
    Kyotaro? You mean the dragoid?
[16:10] Kyotaro Guardian
    Yes. May I ask for your name, honored guest?
[16:14] Cayna
    I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
[16:17] Cayna
    Your master, Kyotaro... What happened to him?
[16:20] Kyotaro Guardian
    He is currently not here.
[16:23] Kyotaro Guardian
    Actually, he will probably
    never return to this land.
[16:26] Cayna
    Huh?
[16:27] Kyotaro Guardian
    The last time he was here, he said,
[16:29] Kyotaro Guardian
    "Our dream will be over soon.
    Thank you for everything you've done.
[16:34] Kyotaro Guardian
    It was a lot of fun."
[16:35] Cayna
    "Our dream will be over soon"?
[16:37] Kyotaro Guardian
    "It might be a little sad that we only
    got twelve Skill Masters in the end,
[16:43] Kyotaro Guardian
    but we might see each other again
    somewhere else," were his final words,
[16:48] Kyotaro guardian
    and then he left.
[16:50] Cayna
    Twelve? There should be thirteen
    Skill Masters. So why...
[16:56] Cayna
    I was gone, so they ended up with twelve.
[17:00] Cayna
    Everyone's dream was over?
    Meaning Leadale came to an end?
[17:05] Cayna
    Th-This world isn't Leadale in the future.
[17:10] Cayna
    Leadale's online service ended, so this
    is the future after all the players left.
[17:19] Cayna
    Yeah... this isn't good.
[17:21] Kyotaro Guardian
    It's been 200 years since,
    and I had been in sleep mode,
[17:26] Kyotaro Guardian
    but I did detect a signal from
    a Guardian Ring a few days ago,
[17:32] Kyotaro Guardian
    so I wanted to at least relay this message.
[17:35] Kyotaro Guardian
    But I was out of MP,
[17:39] Kyotaro Guardian
    so the best I could do was cause
    a commotion by making them
[17:41] Kyotaro Guardian
    think there was a ghost here.
[17:47] Kyotaro Guardian
    Lady Cayna,
[17:48] Kyotaro Guardian
    I officially recognize you
    as the master of this tower.
[17:53] Kyotaro Guardian
    Please take this.
[17:59] Kyotaro Guardian
    I await your orders, my master.
[18:06] Cayna
    All right, but I don't really
    have any orders to give you.
[18:10] Cayna
    Just try not to bother anyone if
    they use the colosseum up above.
[18:15] Kyotaro Guardian
    All right, as you wish.
[18:19] Cayna
    Okay, I'm going to head back up.
    I'll stop by again sometime.
[18:23] Kyotaro Guardian
    Yes, I will be waiting for you.
[18:31] Primo
    Come on... Get off me, Lonti.
[18:35] Primo
    You know, you're really warm.
[18:40] Primo
    You're so forward, Lonti.
[18:46] Primo
    That's cold!
[18:47] Primo
    Wait, it's morning?
[18:50] Primo
    Hey, where'd she go?
[18:52] Knight A
    There he is!
[18:53] Knight B
    He's safe!
[18:54] Primo
    Gah! They found me!
[18:55] Knight C
    What in the world is that beast?!
[19:11] Cayna
    I feel totally drained.
[19:14] Cayna
    Even if I revive all the towers,
    all the players are gone now, right?
[19:24] Agaido
    Oh, you haven't heard?
[19:29] Skargo
    What are you talking about, Sir Agaido?
[19:31] Agaido
    Well, Lady Cayna...
[19:33] Skargo
    Mother Dearest?!
[19:35] Agaido
    She's apparently been holed up in
    her room at the inn for two days.
[19:39] Agaido
    I wonder if she's sic—
[19:41] Skargo
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[19:49] Agaido
    I guess Lord Skargo loves
    his mother very much.
[19:51] Man A
    It's Lord Skargo.
[19:53] Woman A
    Ah, he's always so lively.
[19:55] Man B
    Wow, the rain is actually avoiding him.
[19:58] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:03] Cat Proprietress
    She's still not up from her catnap.
[20:05] Cat proprietress
    I'm getting worried.
[20:07] Cat Proprietress
    She looked like she was in a hairy situation.
[20:12] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:15] Cat Proprietress
    L-Lord Skargo? And did he say "Mother Dearest"?
[20:22] Skargo
    Bam!
[20:29] Skargo
    Oh!
[20:31] Skargo
    Mother Dearest!
[20:33] Skargo
    It has been far too long.
[20:38] Skargo
    Forgive my tardiness,
[20:39] Skargo
    but I, your eldest son, Skargo,
[20:45] Skargo
    have come to repay all of your
    motherly love and kindness,
[20:48] Skargo
    as I have heard you are not feeling well.
[20:51] Skargo
    I am here for you now.
[20:55] Skargo
    Please, come to my humble abode.
[20:58] Skargo
    Let us get you proper care for
    your exhausted body and soul.
[21:01] Cayna
    You...
[21:03] Skargo
    You?
[21:04] Cayna
    Y-Y-You absolute weirdo!
[21:16] Skargo
    Boeh!
[21:26] Cayna
    Isolation Barrier.
[21:31] Mai-Mai
    Listen here, Brother!
[21:32] Mai-Mai
    What do you think you're doing,
    running through the city?
[21:35] Mai-Mai
    You're the high priest! Think of your position...
[21:39] Mai-Mai
    And I was too late.
[21:41] Mai-Mai
    An Isolation Barrier?! Er, M-Mother?
[21:46] Mai-Mai
    Oh, honestly...
[22:01] Mai-Mai
    Mother, I'll stop by again.

E4 - A Son, a Fight, a Journey, and Bandits

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[00:07] Kartatz
    Yeah, I don't think that's happening.
[00:09] Mai-Mai
    You need to think about
    this seriously, Kartatz!
[00:12] Kartatz
    Well, Mum's using her
    Isolation Barrier, right?
[00:15] Kartatz
    Do you really think you
    can break through that?
[00:20] Mai-Mai
    Mother is a high-class mage who,
    during the Seven Nations Era,
[00:24] Mai-Mai
    was one of the 24 transcendentals,
    and was acknowledged as
[00:29] Mai-Mai
    the Master of the Sacred Ruins
    from the Age of the Gods.
[00:33] Mai-Mai
    There's no way an ordinary mage
    like myself would stand a chance.
[00:38] Kartatz
    If you're calling yourself ordinary,
[00:41] Kartatz
    does that make the rest of the
    humans the lowest rank possible?
[00:46] Skargo
    Aha! I've got it!
[00:48] Kartatz
    Big Bro...
[00:49] Mai-Mai
    Have you thought of a way
    to tear down the barrier?
[00:51] Skargo
    No! I've figured out why Mother Dearest hit me!
[00:55] Skargo
    I was merely an eyesore to her
    because of how deplorable I looked!
[01:02] Skargo
    That must be it.
[01:09] Skargo
    I will go see Mother Dearest
    again dressed like this.
[01:13] Skargo
    Ah, yes. That's exactly what it was.
[01:21] Kartatz
    Oho, would you look at the time?
[01:24] Kartatz
    I'll catch you later.
[01:29] Kartatz
    I want to live to see another day, so...
[01:32] Kartatz
    Oh, well.
[01:35] Kartatz
    I guess I'll go pay Mum a visit.
[01:44] Kartatz
    I doubt it'll do any good, though.
[01:47] Cayna
    Mister, this is great!
[01:53] Kartatz
    M-Mum?!
[01:54] Cayna
    Oh? What's the matter, Kartatz?
[01:57] Cayna
    Want some meat?
[01:58] Kartatz
    Meat?
[02:00] Cayna
    Could I get two more, Mister?
[02:01] Kartatz
    What were we even worried about?
[02:03] Shopkeep
    You've got it!
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[03:42] Cayna
    It's so good!
[03:45] Cayna
    Sorry I made you worry.
[03:48] Kartatz
    Did you ever! You really
    holed up in your barrier?
[03:52] Cayna
    I was feeling shocked about something,
    but then I got hungry.
[03:56] Cayna
    After I ate something yummy,
    none of it mattered anymore.
[04:01] Cayna
    There's no point in being
    sad or worrying about it.
[04:04] Cayna
    Isn't it dumb?
[04:06] Kartatz
    Tell me about it. Both Big Bro and Sis
    looked like the world was about to end.
[04:12] Kartatz
    Be sure you go and say hi to them later.
[04:16] Cayna
    Your Big Bro...
[04:18] Cayna
    So the blonde guy who barged into my room...
[04:22] Cayna
    really was Skargo.
[04:24] Kartatz
    That's the norm for him. Keep that in mind.
[04:29] Cayna
    So that's normal for him, huh?
[04:32] Cayna
    To think he's able to use the
[04:35] Cayna
    Special Skill: Roses Scatter
    with Beauty so perfectly.
[04:40] Cayna
    Oh, I know. I'll completely
    destroy his current personality,
[04:44] Cayna
    and then install a decent one.
[04:47] Kartatz
    Now hang on, Mum!
    What the hell are you thinking?!
[04:50] Kartatz
    Despite how he is, he's done so
    much for the sake of this country!
[04:55] Kartatz
    So despite how he is, at least
    acknowledge how much he cares!
[05:04] Cayna
    Kartatz...
[05:05] Kartatz
    Y-Yeah?
[05:06] Cayna
    You're right.
[05:08] Cayna
    I have no right to judge Skargo
[05:10] Cayna
    by his looks when I'm the one who
     registered him with the Foster System.
[05:16] Kartatz
    As long as you get it.
[05:19] Cayna
    I'm sorry.
[05:21] Kartatz
    A-Again! I'm not some kid!
[05:24] Kartatz
    Mum, you seem a bit different.
[05:26] Cayna
    Yeah, I might be. I do have
    all of you now, after all.
[05:32] Kartatz
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[05:35] Cayna
    Even if all my player friends
    are gone, I still have a family.
[05:40] Cayna
    That's more than enough right now.
[05:44] Cayna
    Yeah... Thanks so much, Kartatz.
[05:49] Kartatz
    Seriously! I'm not a kid!
[05:57] Cayna
    What's that noise?
[05:58] Kartatz
    Ah... I guess Sis and
    Big Bro are still fighting.
[06:02] Cayna
    They're fighting?
    Well, I guess siblings do fight.
[06:08] Kartatz
    Sis and Big Bro put up a barrier in this room
[06:13] Kartatz
    so they could fight to their heart's content.
[06:18] Kartatz
    So, how are you going to calm them down?
[06:20] Cayna
    Probably like this.
[06:24] Kartatz
    Isn't that...
[06:28] Mai-Mai
    Why are you always so...
[06:29] Mai-Mai
    Mai!
[06:30] Cayna
    Three... two... one...
[06:31] Skargo
    It's for Mother Dearest's sake!
[06:37] Cayna
    Looks like that stopped it.
[06:41] Skargo
    M-Mother Dearest...
[06:43] Mai-Mai
    Mother.
[06:44] Cayna
    It looks like I worried you two.
[06:48] Cayna
    I'm sorry.
[06:49] Mai-Mai
    Wait! Why are you apologizing to us, Mother?
[06:52] Skargo
    Yes, Mai-Mai! This is all your fault!
[06:55] Skargo
    How dare you worry Mother Dearest like this?!
[07:00] Kartatz
    You might want to be quiet for a bit, Big Bro.
[07:03] Cayna
    I was caught up in selfish
    thoughts, got annoyed,
[07:09] Cayna
    and ended up being cruel to all of you.
[07:12] Cayna
    That makes me a failure as a mother.
[07:15] Cayna
    I'm very sorry.
[07:22] Skargo
    Mother Dearest, I'm terribly sorry.
[07:25] Mai-Mai
    I'm sorry, Mother.
[07:29] Skargo
    I hope we can go back to
    how things used to be.
[07:32] Mai-Mai
    Yes, we all do.
[07:34] Kartatz
    We only have one Mum, after all.
[07:37] Cayna
    Yes, of course, you three.
[07:41] Cayna
    On that note...
[07:42] Kids
    Yes?
[07:43] Cayna
    I have something else I'd like to
    discuss with Skargo and Mai-Mai.
[07:50] Kartatz
    Well, I think that's my cue to leave.
[07:53] Kartatz
    I've got so much work to do.
[07:56] Cayna
    See you later, Kartatz.
[07:57] Kartatz
    Yup. Bye!
[08:04] Mai-Mai
    M-M-Mother?
[08:06] Mai-Mai
    Wh-Wh-What are you...
[08:08] Skargo
    M-M-Mother Dearest, why are you so a-angry?
[08:12] Cayna
    No using on magic on each
    other every time you fight.
[08:16] Cayna
    As your mother, I guess I'll have to remind
    you of what should be common sense.
[08:22] Cayna
    Oh, and we should discuss you using
    that Special Skill of yours, Skargo.
[08:30] Mai-Mai
    I'm so sorry, Mother!
[08:33] Skargo
    Please forgive me, Mother Dearest!
[08:37] Kartartz
    Serves you both right.
[08:40] Elineh
    Lady Cayna, would you like to go up north?
[08:43] Cayna
    You mean to Helshper? Why?
[08:47] Elineh
    We were hoping you'd be our bodyguard
    on our journey to Helshper.
[08:51] Elineh
    We will pay you for your services, of course.
[08:54] Cayna
    A bodyguard? Is Helshper that dangerous?
[08:59] Elineh
    Yes, indeed. It is quite dangerous.
[09:05] Elineh
    The main road that connects
[09:07] Elineh
    the royal capital of Felskeilo
    and the royal capital of Helshper
[09:10] Elineh
    with the trading route that
    runs west is currently closed.
[09:15] Elineh
    So this time, we have to take
    this route across the river
[09:19] Elineh
    and head to their royal capital that way.
[09:21] Cayna
    The roads are closed? Was there a mudslide?
[09:24] Elineh
    No, it's due to bandits.
[09:26] Cayna
    Bandits, eh?
[09:28] Elineh
    There is an old, rundown fort here.
[09:32] Elineh
    Recently, bandits started
    using it as their base,
[09:34] Elineh
    and they've expanded
    their operations from there.
[09:37] Cayna
    I see.
[09:39] Elineh
    Is there any way you'd consider?
[09:41] Cayna
    Well...
[09:44] Cayna
    I mean... it's not like I have
    anything in particular to do.
[09:47] Cayna
    Going on a journey might
    be a nice change of pace.
[09:51] Cayna
    All right. I'll take the job.
[09:54] Elineh
    Thank you so much!
[10:00] Mai-Mai
    Mother! Make sure you come back!
[10:02] Cayna
    Come on! I can't breathe!
[10:05] Cayna
    I'll come right back after this job is done.
[10:09] Kartatz
    Big Bro got stuck in an important meeting
    and was crying because he couldn't be here.
[10:15] Cayna
    Well, if Skargo did show up,
    it'd be troublesome in its own way.
[10:19] Cayna
    Maybe it's better that he didn't come.
[10:21] Kartatz
    I sort of feel like it'd be a waste
    of time worrying about you anyway,
[10:24] Kartatz
    but be careful, Mum.
[10:25] Cayna
    And make sure you don't get
    hurt on the job, Kartatz.
[10:29] Kartatz
    Got it!
[10:30] Lonti
    U-Um, Sir Agaido and Pri—er, Primo
    also asked that you be careful.
[10:38] Cayna
    Thanks, Lonti.
[10:40] Lonti
    O-Of course. Please take care.
[10:43] Mai-Mai
    Oh, I just remembered. Here, Mother.
[10:46] Cayna
    For me?
[10:47] Mai-Mai
    No, actually, I was wondering if you could
    deliver this to a person named Caerick
[10:51] Mai-Mai
    who's at a shop called Sakaiya in Helshper.
[10:54] Cayna
    Sakaiya?
[10:56] Cayna
    Sure. You have friends in Helshper?
[11:04] Elineh
    Lady Cayna!
[11:06] Arbiter
    We're heading out, missy!
[11:09] Cayna
    Oh, sure. Okay, I'm gonna go.
[11:21] Kartatz
    Was that letter for... those guys?
[11:24] Mai-Mai
    Yes. I'm sure Mother will be quite surprised.
[11:30] Kartatz
    Surprised? I'm pretty sure she'll faint.
[11:37] Kartatz
    Dwarf Power Type Mon.
[11:39] Kartatz
    I love my Mum.
[11:42] Cayna
    There, there. There, there.
[11:49] Elineh
    This is the Ejidd River.
[11:51] Cayna
    Wow, it's kinda majestic.
[11:54] Cayna
    So... how are we getting across this thing?
[11:57] Arbiter
    Until about six months ago,
    there was a simple bridge made of logs.
[12:03] Kenison
    But a flood washed it away.
[12:05] Cayna
    What?
[12:06] Elineh
    Now, Lady Cayna, as for your services...
[12:11] Cayna
    Wait...
[12:13] Arbiter
    We're counting on you.
[12:14] Cayna
    What?!
[12:16] Cayna
    You're putting all this on me?
[12:18] Cayna
    Hmm...
[12:20] Cayna
    I can't exactly fly with all of you.
[12:23] Cayna
    Kee, would freezing the river work?
[12:27] Kee
    This would stop up the
    river's flow, like a dam,
[12:30] Kee
    which could actually cause
    everyone to be washed away.
[12:34] Cayna
    Yeah...
[12:36] Cayna
    In that case...
[12:40] Cayna
    I guess we could all walk across the water.
[12:47] Cayna
    There's no reason to be scared.
[12:49] Cayna
    We won't sink.
[12:51] Elineh
    That's not exactly reassuring.
[12:54] Arbiter
    This is rather impressive.
[12:56] Kenison
    I've heard of this before, but... I can't
    believe we're actually walking on water.
[13:01] Kenison
    Talk about a shock!
[13:02] Cayna
    Looks like the wagons are doing fine, too.
[13:08] Kenison
    We made it safely across.
[13:10] Arbiter
    Come on! Just a little bit more!
     You've got this!
[13:20] Arbiter
    Cut the ropes!
[13:24] Cayna
    Th-That startled me. What was that?
[13:28] Arbiter
    Probably a laigayanma larva.
[13:30] Cayna
    Larva? But that thing
    was bigger than a horse!
[13:33] Cayna
    Yikes!
[13:36] Arbiter
    Looks like we've lost a horse.
[13:39] Merc D
    The other horse is pretty spooked, too.
[13:41] Elineh
    We didn't have any casualties among
    our party and our goods are safe,
[13:45] Elineh
    so things are still acceptable.
[13:47] Arbiter
    But this isn't good.
[13:49] Arbiter
    There aren't any villages or cities
    around here where we can get a horse.
[13:53] Elineh
    Indeed.
[14:02] Cayna
    All right...
[14:16] Cayna
    There, there, Cerberwoof.
[14:19] Cayna
    How have you been, Centaur?
[14:21] Heigl
    It has been far too long, my lady.
[14:24] Cayna
    Yeah!
[14:29] Kee
    They seem frightened.
[14:31] Cayna
    Yeah, I can see that. Why, though?
[14:34] Arbiter
    Wh-What the heck are those things?!
[14:36] Cayna
    A cerberus and a centaur.
[14:38] Cayna
    I figured they could pull the wagon.
[14:40] Arbiter
    No way! They're going to
    spook the other horses!
[14:43] Cayna
    Really? They can't?
[14:45] Arbiter
    Of course not! Absolutely not!
[14:47] Heigl
    Then our hands are tied, my lady.
[14:49] Heigl
    Human folk never did
    take kindly to our ilk.
[14:54] Heigl
    Not to mention...
[14:55] Cayna
    Yeah?
[14:57] Heigl
    I do beg your pardon, my lady,
[14:59] Heigl
    but I'd rather not act as a pack horse.
[15:03] Cayna
    Oh, okay. Then... hmm...
[15:20] Cayna
    Well? It's cute enough that no
    one will have a problem, right?
[15:24] Arbiter
    Y-Yeah, maybe if it wasn't so big.
[15:30] Cayna
    I'm sorry, Li'l P. Would you
     mind pulling the wagon?
[15:36] Cayna
    Thank you!
[15:40] Elineh
    Th-Then let us continue on our way.
[15:43] Arbiter
    We'll probably make it to the
    Helshper checkpoint by evening.
[15:46] Arbiter
    We'll camp out there tonight.
[15:48] Mercs
    Yes, sir!
[15:50] Arbiter
    All right, let's go!
[15:54] Arbiter
    Our caravan is turning
    stranger by the minute.
[15:57] Cayna
    Yeah, that's it! You're doing great, Li'l P!
[16:01] Kenison
    Er... I can't say I've
    seen that beast before.
[16:05] Kenison
    What's it called?
[16:06] Cayna
    Huh? Oh, it's a baby crimson pig.
[16:10] Kenison
    Huh?!
[16:11] Cayna
    I hear they grow to be, like, 25 meters long.
[16:16] Cayna
    Huh? But look how cute it is.
[16:20] Cayna
    Isn't that right, Li'l P?
[16:26] Voice
    Be careful.
[16:28] Voice
    Malice ahead.
[16:33] Kee
    Please be on your guard.
    Something is wrong.
[16:38] Arbiter
    Halt!
[16:42] Cayna
    Arbiter!
[16:44] Arbiter
    You noticed it, too, missy?
[16:46] Arbiter
    There's definitely something wrong here.
[16:49] Cayna
    The checkpoint...
[16:52] Arbiter
    Hey! Show yourself!
[17:01] Arbiter
    Tch. Bandits.
[17:05] Cayna
    Arbiter, I'll keep an eye on the back!
[17:07] Arbiter
    Yeah, I'm counting on you.
[17:10] Cayna
    Please stay in the wagon, Elineh.
[17:13] Elineh
    R-Right.
[17:15] Cayna
    Can I leave the ones hiding
    around here to you two?
[17:20] Heigl
    Leave it to me, my lady. Those scoundrels...
[17:27] Heigl
    will be no more than rust on my
    spear when I'm done with them!
[17:33] Bandit Boss
    Your journey ends here.
[17:36] Bandit Boss
    We'll take real good care
    of that girl and your goods.
[17:40] Arbiter
    Don't think it'll be that easy.
[17:42] Bandit Boss
    What?
[18:05] Heigl
    Hear my voice far and wide!
    Those nearby, come witness!
[18:10] Heigl
    I am Heigl of the proud
    warrior tribe of centaurs!
[18:16] Arbiter
    Come on... Stop hogging the spotlight.
[18:19] Bandit Boss
    Wh-What the heck is that thing doing here?
[18:23] Cayna
    Oh, he actually has a name.
[18:32] Cayna
    This isn't a game. This is reality now.
[18:39] Arbiter
    So, what are you going to do?
[18:41] Arbiter
    Looks like your lackeys are all gone.
[18:44] Bandit boss
    D-Damn it.
[18:46] Bandit Boss
    But I still have this!
[18:48] Bandit boss
    Boot Up Fireball!
[18:58] Arbiter
    What're you aiming at?
[19:01] Arbiter
    Missy!
[19:02] Kenison
    Ms. Cayna!
[19:08] Bandit Boss
    How'd you like that?!
    That's what you get for defying me!
[19:13] Heigl
    Are you a fool? Like that measly little
    fireball could do anything to our lady.
[19:19] Bandit Boss
    Huh?
[19:27] Cayna
    Come forth, beauty of ice and snow!
[19:43] Bandit boss
    Wh-Wh-Wha...
[19:47] Cayna
    If you actually want to hurt me,
[19:50] Cayna
    you're gonna have to pull off
     a spell of at least this size.
[19:52] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Convert: Liza la Giga!
[20:00] Bandit Boss
    B-But that's something that gets
    hurled at the demon lord in fairy tales!
[20:10] Heigl
    Splendid work, my lady.
[20:24] Arbiter
    You're amazing, missy!
[20:26] Arbiter
    I mean, I knew you were amazing,
[20:28] Arbiter
    but I can't believe you're
    unscathed after taking that attack.
[20:32] Arbiter
    Wait, what's wrong? Are you actually hurt?
[20:35] Cayna
    Well... My hair got a little singed.
[20:39] Arbiter
    Oh, come on! Don't scare me like that.
[20:42] Arbiter
    I thought you were really hurt.
[20:45] Arbiter
    All right. First, we gotta
    get rid of the dead bodies.
[20:49] Arbiter
    Then we'll set up camp on the
    other side of the checkpoint.
[20:59] Elineh
    You were a big help, Lady Cayna.
[21:02] Elineh
    I knew it was a wise decision
    to hire you as our bodyguard.
[21:05] Arbiter
    So some bandits from the west
    made their way down here.
[21:10] Elineh
    It appears so.
[21:11] Elineh
    To think they had something
    like that in their possession...
[21:14] Elineh
    We mustn't underestimate them.
[21:19] Cayna
    That thing's disposable, but it can
    fire that same attack seven more times.
[21:24] Cayna
    You could probably sell it for a nice profit.
[21:27] Elineh
    We couldn't. I'd much rather
    just give that thing to Sir Arbiter
[21:31] Elineh
    than have it fall into the hands
    of someone potentially dangerous.
[21:34] Arbiter
    What? We have to hang on to this thing?
[21:37] Cayna
    Then how about I make you a brand-new
    one that can shoot about thirty shots?
[21:41] Cayna
    They're super convenient.
[21:42] Arbiter
    Don't even think about it!
[21:44] Elineh
    Please don't make anything of the sort!
[21:46] Cayna
    Huh? R-Really?
[21:49] Kenison
    Thank goodness Ms. Cayna's on our side.
[21:53] Arbiter
    That's what's giving you peace of mind?
[21:57] Cayna
    Unlike the game, when we get
    hurt, we bleed and suffer...
[22:02] Cayna
    and when we die, we don't come back to life.
[22:05] Cayna
    This is my reality right now.

E5 - A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress

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[00:06] Cayna
    Wow, that's a lovely windmill.
[00:09] Elineh
    The royal capital of Helshper is
    also known as the Windmill City.
[00:13] Elineh
    That windmill gathers up water
[00:15] Elineh
    and distributes it all throughout the city.
[00:18] Cayna
    Wow, they have a waterline.
[00:20] Cayna
    But that castle...
[00:24] Cayna
    We've got some East-meets-West
     acculturation here, huh?
[00:26] Cayna
    Exactly what world am I in, and what era?
[00:30] Elineh
    Acculturation... What a bizarre word.
[00:34] Cayna
    Er, it's a word you use to express
    the mixing of two different cultures...
[00:39] Cayna
    Or something like that?
[00:41] Elineh
    Ah. Acculturation, eh?
[00:45] Elineh
    Indeed, I think that's a perfect word for this.
[00:48] Cayna
    Wow, he just went with it.
[00:50] Elineh
    Oh, right. I was taking you to Sakaiya.
[00:54] Elineh
    Right this way.
[00:58] Elineh
    But to think that you were
    acquainted with Sir Caerick.
[01:04] Cayna
    I'm not, though. I'm just delivering a letter.
[01:10] Elineh
    Are you familiar with Sakaiya, Lady Cayna?
[01:12] Cayna
    No, not at all.
[01:14] Elineh
    I believe you're the first person
    I've met who's not familiar with it.
[01:18] Cayna
    It's that famous?
[01:21] Elineh
    Famous? It's the biggest
    merchant business in the land.
[01:25] Elineh
    From a single grain of
    wheat to magical items...
[01:27] Elineh
    And even the hiring of
    bodyguards and sentries.
[01:30] Elineh
    Sakaiya is a famous shop
    where you can obtain everything
[01:33] Elineh
    you could possibly need.
[01:34] Cayna
    So it's like a general trading company.
[01:38] Elineh
    We rely on them quite often for trade.
[01:42] Cayna
    Oh, I see.
[01:49] Elineh
    This is Sakaiya.
[01:51] Cayna
    Well, this is a grand building.
[01:53] Cayna
    But...
[01:55] Cayna
    A roof with kawara tiles...
[01:56] Cayna
    This is the most chaotic East-meets-West
    acculturation I've ever seen.
[01:59] Idzik
    Oh, Sir Elineh.
[02:02] Idzik
    Welcome.
[02:04] Elineh
    Good day, Young Master.
    It's always a pleasure.
[02:09] Elineh
    Is the master in?
[02:11] Elineh
    We have a letter for him from Felskeilo.
[02:15] Idzik
    A letter?
[02:17] Idzik
    Would it be all right if I took a look at it?
[02:19] Elineh
    Of course.
[02:20] Cayna
    Here you go.
[02:21] Idzik
    Pardon me.
[02:28] Idzik
    I-If you'll excuse me for a moment!
SIGN    A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
SIGN    A Grandson, a Granddaughter, a Great-Grandson, and a Fortress
SIGN    Sakai
[04:13] Caerick
    It's been too long, Sir Elineh.
[04:16] Elineh
    It's a pleasure to see
    you again, Sir Caerick.
[04:20] Caerick
    I hear you're still the master of
    charm and making a fortune.
[04:24] Elineh
    You're too kind.
[04:27] Cayna
    Oh, hel...lo?
[04:31] Elineh
    Sir Caerick is bowing his head
    to someone who isn't royalty?!
[04:35] Caerick
    It is a pleasure to meet you, Grandmother.
[04:38] Cayna and Elineh
    Grandmother?!
[04:40] Caerick
    Yes. I am the son of your daughter, Mai-Mai.
     My name is Caerick Sakai.
[04:46] Cayna
    Mai-Mai's son?
[04:48] Caerick
    Mother has always told me
    many great things about you.
[04:51] Caerick
    I am truly honored to meet such
    a treasured guardian as yourself.
[05:00] Caerick
    Ah, Grandmother. You must be
    exhausted from your long journey.
[05:04] Caerick
    We will prepare you the most luxurious room,
    one no shabby inn could ever hope to match.
[05:10] Caerick
    Please rest here for now.
SIGN    Sakai
[05:13] Cayna
    Nah... I'm good. Really.
[05:17] Cayna
    I've just been hit with
    a rather shocking truth.
[05:20] Cayna
    Mai-Mai is going to pay.
[05:29] Caerick
    G-Grandmother?
[05:31] Cayna
    Besides, shabby little inns
[05:34] Cayna
    are wonderful places for
    delicious meals and camaraderie,
[05:38] Cayna
    and I'm rather fond of them.
[05:40] Cayna
    I feel like I can relax better there
    than in some stuffy, luxurious room.
[05:44] Cayna
    So please, pay no mind.
[05:47] Caerick
    D-Did I offend you in some way?
[05:52] Cayna
    Oh, no. Not in the least.
[05:54] Cayna
    Well, I guess we're done here. Bye now.
[05:58] Elineh
    L-Lady Cayna! If you'll
    excuse me, Sir Caerick.
SIGN    Sakai
[06:02] Elineh
    Please wait, Lady Cayna!
SIGN    Sakai
[06:05] Elineh
    We have returned.
[06:07] Cayna
    We're back.
[06:09] Arbiter
    Hey, welcome back, Elineh, missy.
[06:12] Kenison
    Welcome back!
[06:16] Arbiter
    They're with Helshper's knights.
[06:18] Arbiter
    They had a few questions about the bandits
    we ran into on the eastern border.
[06:23] Elineh
    Ah, I see.
[06:24] Kenison
    We just finished our explanation.
[06:27] Arbiter
    We're handing over the staff that the
    bandits had to them. You don't mind, do you?
[06:32] Elineh
    Of course. That's perfectly fine.
[06:34] Arbiter
    In that case...
[06:35] Arbiter
    We can probably wrap
    things up here, can't we?
[06:38] Caerina
    Yes, thank you.
[06:40] Caerina
    Could you wait outside for a while?
[06:42] Knights
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:51] Cayna
    What?
[06:52] Caerina
    Allow me to apologize on behalf of
    my younger brother for offending you.
[06:58] Caerina
    I am terribly sorry, Grandmother.
[07:03] Cayna
    Huh?
[07:04] Arbiter and Kenison
    "Grandmother"?!
[07:05] Elineh
    W-Wait, are you...
[07:08] Caerina
    I am Caerick's older twin
    sister, Caerina Sakai.
[07:13] Cayna
    Oh, I guess you do look like that fool.
[07:17] Caerina
    If that's how you're referring to him,
    he must have offended you greatly.
[07:23] Elineh
    I'm surprised you already know of
    this considering it just happened.
[07:27] Caerina
    We have the ability to speak to each
    other even if we are not face to face.
[07:33] Cayna
    Must be Special Skill: Telepathy.
[07:35] Caerina
    You are amazing, Grandmother.
    I am very sorry about my brother.
[07:41] Cayna
    You don't have to keep apologizing.
[07:44] Cayna
    I was being kind of immature myself.
[07:47] Caerina
    I am relieved to hear you say that.
    Our mother always spoke about you,
[07:53] Caerina
    so my brother was quite nervous.
[07:55] Cayna
    She told you about me?
    What would she even say?
[07:58] Caerina
    If anyone ever made you angry,
    ever if they were family,
[08:01] Caerina
    you would tear them limb from limb.
[08:04] Cayna
    I'd never do that!
[08:06] Arbiter
    I gotta say, missy, tearing your own
    family limb from limb is a bit harsh.
[08:10] Elineh
    Y-You were that cruel?
[08:13] Cayna
    I was not!
[08:15] Cayna
    Are you saying I look like
    some heartless serial killer?
[08:18] Kenison
    Ice flowers...
[08:21] Kenison
    I-I mean...
[08:22] Kenison
    The ice sculpture you made outta
    that bandit looked amazing... right?
[08:26] Kenison
    That was a compliment!
[08:28] Cayna
    That was absolutely not a compliment!
[08:29] Arbiter
    Er, it really was pretty!
[08:31] Elineh
    I-It sure was!
[08:33] Kenison
    It was! It really was!
[08:35] Cayna
    Why do you all have to react like that?!
[08:40] Cayna
    You know what this is?
[08:41] Cayna
    This is where I can get angry, isn't it?
[08:47] Elineh
    L-Lady Cayna...
[08:48] Arbiter
    W-Wait! Calm down, missy!
[08:51] Arbiter
    Just put that gently onto the ground...
[08:53] Kenison
    Where'd that giant snowball come from?
[08:56] Cayna
    Enough talk! Fire!
[09:07] Caerina
    What did I do?
[09:08] Kenison
    I-It's so pretty...
[09:17] Mai-Mai
    All I wanted was for my children
    to have a touching first encounter
[09:23] Mai-Mai
    with their grandmother.
[09:25] Skargo
    So Caerina sent a telepathic message
    saying, "Caerick made Grandmother angry.
[09:31] Skargo
    We almost died. What shall we do?"
[09:37] Skargo
    I see...
[09:39] Skargo
    As much as I'd like to protect them,
[09:40] Skargo
    if I do that, Mother Dearest's
    rage will be directed toward me.
[09:49] Skargo
    That's what you get for trying
    to surprise Mother Dearest.
[09:55] Skargo
    But when Mother Dearest returns,
    I'll apologize with you,
[10:00] Skargo
    so cheer up.
[10:02] Mai-Mai
    Thank you, Brother.
[10:04] Skargo
    She's being meek and honest for once.
[10:07] Skargo
    I guess even Mai-Mai can be cute at times.
[10:10] Mai-Mai
    I guess he can be a little kind at times.
[10:17] Caerina
    You put me through hell.
[10:18] Caerick
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorr—
[10:23] Caerina
    You made her lose her marbles.
[10:24] Caerick
    I've still got my balls, though!
[10:30] Cayna
    They're all just quests from merchants.
[10:33] Cayna
    And most of them are quests
    to get rid of bandits, huh?
[10:38] Cayna
    Um, excuse me...
[10:41] Exis
    What is it, missy?
[10:43] Exis
    Er, you know, you're awfully
    small for an adventurer.
[10:47] Quolkeh
    Anyone would be from your perspective.
[10:51] Quolkeh
    I haven't seen you around here before.
     Are you a new adventurer?
[10:55] Cayna
    No, I came from Felskeilo.
[10:57] Quolkeh
    So what brings you here?
[11:00] Cayna
    I heard there was a castle in the middle
    of a lake. Do you know where that is?
[11:07] Exis
    You must be talking about
    Crescent Moon Castle.
[11:10] Exis
    It's right here.
[11:12] Exis
    Right now, it's said to have fallen into
    the hands of bandits, so it's off-limits.
[11:17] Cayna
    Why is it called the Crescent Moon Castle?
[11:20] Exis
    It's said that on a night with a crescent moon,
     the whole place starts sparkling.
[11:24] Cayna
    Wow!
[11:25] Exis
    Rumors say it has an ancient treasure room,
[11:28] Exis
    but according to some old geezers,
    it's called the Hall of the Guardian,
[11:32] Exis
    and is feared by many.
[11:34] Cayna
    The Hall of the Guardian?
    I might have a bingo.
[11:37] Cayna
    Thank you very much. You were a great help.
[11:40] Quolkeh
    Don't worry about it. You can
    get this information anywhere.
[11:46] Cayna
    Uh, can I help you?
[11:48] Exis
    Er, I was just—
[11:51] Quolkeh
    Ignore him. He has a terrible
    habit of starting at girls.
[11:58] Cayna
    Oh, I see. Well, if you'll excuse me.
[12:03] Quolkeh
    She's definitely suspicious.
[12:05] Exis
    I'm pretty sure I've seen her before.
[12:09] Quolkeh
    You need to work on your pick-up lines.
    Of course she's hot if she's an elf.
[12:15] Exis
    I'm not hitting on her. I've really
     seen her somewhere before.
[12:18] Quolkeh
    You always try to hit on elves.
[12:22] Exis
    You're not concealing yourself very well.
[12:24] Quolkeh
    Oh. Whoopsie!
[12:27] Quolkeh
    I'm a chick, I'm a chick,
    I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
SIGN    I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
SIGN    I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick, I'm a chick...
[12:29] Exis
    Where have I seen her before?
[12:31] Cayna
    What should I do? I'd like some
    more concrete information.
[12:36] Cayna
    All the quests to take care of
    the bandits were from merchants,
[12:40] Cayna
    so maybe Caerick would know more.
[12:42] Kee
    Are you sure about this?
    He was quite terrified.
[12:46] Cayna
    Really, I realize I was being immature.
[12:50] Cayna
    Oh, fine. I guess I'll
    try to make up with him.
[13:01] Cayna
    So... Yeah, I, uh...
[13:05] Cayna
    I'm sorry.
[13:06] Caerick
    I'm gonna be torn limb from limb!
[13:09] Caerick
    Huh?
[13:10] Cayna
    Torn limb from limb?
    I'm assuming Mai-Mai told you that.
[13:14] Cayna
    It was her, wasn't it?
[13:15] Caerick
    Y-Yes...
[13:17] Cayna
    What am I going to do with
    that stupid daughter of mine?
[13:20] Cayna
    Oh, right, Caerick.
[13:22] Caerick
    Yesh?!
[13:24] Cayna
    Could you send Mai-Mai a message
    for me with your telepathy?
[13:27] Caerick
    Y-Y-Y-Yes! Wh-What would
    you like me to tell her?
[13:32] Cayna
    "Would you prefer the iron maiden,
     guillotine, crucifixion,
[13:36] Cayna
    being buried or burnt alive,
[13:38] Cayna
    being ripped apart by bulls, kneeling
    on triangles, or the pear of anguish?"
[13:43] Cayna
    Thanks.
[13:44] Caerick
    O-Of course. I will send that to her.
[13:51] Caerick
    I am terribly sorry for my rudeness
    when it is my duty as a merchant to
[13:55] Caerick
    provide the masses with wares, Grandmother.
[13:59] Cayna
    You don't need to apologize anymore.
[14:01] Cayna
    You just wanted me to be comfortable,
    and I acted immaturely.
[14:06] Cayna
    By the way...
[14:07] Caerick
    Yes?
[14:08] Cayna
    I wanted to ask about the Crescent Moon
    Castle that's somewhere around here.
[14:13] Caerick
    What did you want to know?
[14:14] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure it's a Guardian Tower.
[14:17] Caerick
    What?!
[14:19] Caerick
    But the Guardian Towers are thirteen
    bases bestowed to us by the gods!
[14:25] Caerick
    It's a holy tower that holds treasures
    the likes of which we've never seen,
[14:28] Caerick
    and can only entered by the chosen few!
[14:30] Cayna
    Yeah, though that's a bit overboard.
[14:33] Cayna
    I figured I'd wake up the guardian inside
[14:35] Cayna
    before it's destroyed so
    they can up the defense.
[14:39] Cayna
    I'm thinking about going there tomorrow.
[14:42] Caerick
    But, Grandmother, bandits
    currently rule over that area.
[14:47] Cayna
    Oh, I'll figure that out.
[14:49] Caerick
    What?
[14:50] Cayna
    My goal isn't to defeat a bunch of bandits,
[14:53] Cayna
    but if they get in my way,
    I might have no choice.
[14:58] Caerick
    Grandmother...
[15:00] Caerick
    If the bandits were to disappear,
    we'd be able to open the trade route again.
[15:06] Cayna
    But even if I defeat these bandits,
    make sure you don't tell anyone.
[15:11] Caerick
    Why is that?
[15:13] Cayna
    I don't want any rumors going around saying
    that a girl easily defeated the bandits
[15:18] Cayna
    that the knights were having
     so much trouble with.
[15:21] Cayna
    If that happens, I'm holing up again.
[15:24] Cayna
    I don't want any attention brought to me.
[15:28] Caerick
    Grandmother, if I may...
[15:32] Caerick
    The knights have a fortress
    in front of the lake,
[15:35] Caercik
    and the road to the lake has been blocked.
[15:38] Cayna
    But it'll still work out, right?
[15:40] Caerick
    But of course.
[15:42] Caerick
    My sister left on a mission a few days ago,
[15:45] Caerick
    and I will ask her to let you through.
[15:48] Cayna
    What's this? Are you sure Sakaiya can
    help out a lowly adventure like myself?
[15:53] Caerick
    There is absolutely no problem with that.
[15:55] Caerick
    That adventurer will be carrying
    out a very important quest,
[16:00] Caerick
    by delivering goods to
    the knights at the fort.
[16:04] Cayna
    Oh, Sakaiya, you villain.
[16:08] Caerick
    Oh, no, no. I'm no match
    for you, Grandmother.
[16:17] Idzik
    Thank goodness Great-Grandmother
    didn't rip Father limb from limb.
[16:27] Cayna
    Thank you very much.
[16:29] Kenison
    N-No problem! This is nothing.
[16:35] Cayna
    So... I'll be gone a couple of days
    so that I can deliver some items
[16:42] Cayna
    to the knights at the fort.
[16:44] Elineh
    I see. I'm glad to see that you seem to
    have worked things out with Sir Caerick.
[16:52] Cayna
    I've caused you a lot of trouble,
    Elineh. I'm so sorry.
[16:56] Arbiter
    I'm sure you'll be just fine in most incidents,
[17:00] Arbiter
    but you can never be too careful.
[17:02] Elineh
    We'll need your help getting back
    to Felskeilo, so please be careful.
[17:09] Cayna
    Right. Thank you both very much.
[17:20] Cayna
    Stop one sec.
[17:25] Cayna
    No one's watching. Okay.
[17:28] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Veldocancer.
[17:46] Cayna
    Okay, Veldo. Get us to the knights' fort.
[18:02] Caerina
    Yes, Grandmother.
[18:04] Caerina
    I telepathically received Caerick's
    message saying you were bringing supplies,
[18:11] Caerina
    and to let you through to the tower.
[18:14] Caerina
    But that was this morning!
[18:17] Caerina
    It takes at least three days
    on horseback to get here.
[18:20] Caerina
    How did you get here so quickly?
[18:22] Cayna
    Well, I rushed here, assuming you
    were waiting for the supplies.
[18:27] Cayna
    I didn't think I was going to get yelled at.
[18:29] Caerina
    E-Er, that was not my intention.
    I was just curious.
[18:34] Nanbatz
    Um, do you know this adventurer, Captain?
[18:39] Caerina
    She is my grandmother.
[18:41] Caerina
    Treat her like you would anyone else.
[18:44] Nanbatz
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[18:46] Caerina
    And...
[18:48] Messenger
    R-Reporting! We are under attack!
[18:52] Nanbatz
    What?!
[18:53] Caerina
    By who?
[18:54] Messenger
    We believe they are rock golems,
    and there are nine of them!
[18:58] Nanbatz
    Nine rock golems?!
[19:00] Caerina
    Tell everyone to be ready
    to intercept their attack.
[19:03] Messenger
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:04] Caerina
    Please stay here, Grandmother.
[19:07] Caerina
    Understood?
[19:08] Cayna
    Oh, I don't know.
[19:11] Caerina
    Well, don't blame me if you get hurt.
[19:13] Caerina
    Let's go.
[19:14] Nanbatz
    Yes, ma'am!
[19:18] Kee
    You're not going to help them?
[19:21] Cayna
    I'm not sure.
[19:23] Cayna
    What should I do, though? I really don't
    want to bring attention to myself.
[19:39] Nanbatz
    Rock golems...
[19:41] Caerina
    Archers, fire!
[19:43] Archers
    Yes, ma'am.
[19:49] Archer
    Damn it! It had no effect!
[19:52] Caerina
    I figured that wouldn't work.
[19:53] Caerina
    Without a weapon that actually
    strikes them, like a hammer or mace,
[19:56] Caerina
    we won't be able to deal enough damage.
[19:59] Caerina
    But...
[20:00] Caerina
    We only have twenty knights here. We stand
    no chance with our armor and swords.
[20:04] Nanbatz
    Captain, let's strike!
[20:07] Knight A
    Yes! We cannot allow them
    to advance any further!
[20:11] Knight B
    Captain!
[20:14] Caerina
    I don't believe we're a match for those
    rock golems, but we have no time.
[20:20] Caerina
    If they aren't stopped,
    this fort will be destroyed.
[20:23] Caerina
    And if that happens,
[20:24] Caerina
    no one will be able to protect the royal
    capital from bandits and monsters.
[20:28] Caerina
    I'll just have to do what I can.
[20:32] Caerina
    Let's go. Do not let them
    advance any further.
[20:35] Nanbatz
    Yes, ma'am!
[20:35] Caerina
    Knights, draw your swords.
[20:40] Knight
    I will draw my sword for the captain!
[20:41] Knight
    For Helshper!
[20:42] Knight
    Hey! That's not fair!
[20:43] Knight
    Do not let them through!
[20:44] Knight
    You snooze, you lose!
[20:46] Knight
    Let us be victorious!
[20:46] Knight
    Me, too! Me, too!
[20:52] Nanbatz
    Do not let your guard down.
[20:55] Caerina
    Charge!
[21:05] Nanbatz
    It's unharmed?
[21:18] Knight B
    Get up!
[21:19] Knight C
    Let's take him back to the fort.
[21:23] Caerina
    Weapon Skill...
[21:28] Caerina
    Fire Blade!
[21:34] Knight C
    Way to go, Captain!
[21:35] Knight D
    Did you see that, you stupid stone dolls?!
[21:40] Nanbatz
    Captain!
[21:41] Caerina
    No, I'm fine. But it's no use.
[21:45] Knight D
    Wha—
[21:45] Knight E
    No way!
[21:47] Caerina
    If I can't defeat them with this attack...
    We have no choice but to retreat.
[21:55] Cayna
    Not bad. Not bad at all.
[21:57] Cayna
    Did you learn that on your own?
    It's super impressive if you did.
[22:02] Caerina
    Grandmother...
[22:07] Cayna
    Leave the rest to me.

E6 - Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies

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[00:00] Cayna
    Caerina, that was pretty impressive.
[00:04] Cayna
    But you'll need something like
    this to deal with rock golems.
[00:09] Cayna
    Weapon Skill: Zamzer Blade!
[00:22] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Zan Ga Boa!
[00:28] Cayna
    Go!
SIGN    Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
SIGN    Rock Golems, a Chief, Skeletons, and Fairies
[02:24] Knight A
    What in the world happened?
[02:26] Knight B
    Hey, what happened to your injuries?
[02:29] Cayna
    I went ahead and healed them.
[02:31] Knight B
    Healed?!
[02:32] Knight F
    That quickly?!
[02:34] Caerina
    Grandmother, thank you for
    saving my subordinates.
[02:40] Cayna
    So you wrapped your blade
    in a fireball and shot it.
[02:45] Cayna
    That's a good idea and all,
    but your hands are tied in the process,
[02:49] Cayna
    and you used up too much MP to
    do anything else after, right?
[02:53] Caerina
    I'm ashamed to admit it, but...
[02:59] Cayna
    The sun's going down.
[03:01] Cayna
    You guys can collect all
    the loot from this battle.
[03:04] Caerina
    But Grandmother, that's...
[03:07] Cayna
    Or did you really want to send in a report
[03:09] Cayna
    saying the squad of knights that was
    about to be annihilated was saved
[03:12] Cayna
    by some little girl?
[03:14] Caerina
    Wh-What is it you want?
[03:17] Cayna
    Just like Caerick told you.
[03:19] Cayna
    All I want is passage through here.
[03:23] Cayna
    You don't mind, right?
[03:24] Cayna
    I'll pick up the donkey and
    wagon when I come back,
[03:28] Cayna
    so look after them for me.
[03:30] Caerina
    All right. Please do as you wish.
[03:33] Caerina
    But we cannot assist you,
    no matter what happens ahead.
[03:37] Cayna
    Good thing most adventurers know
    they're responsible for themselves.
[03:40] Cayna
    Thanks for your concern.
[03:42] Cayna
    See ya.
[03:46] Nanbatz
    Um... Exactly who is your
    grandmother, Captain?
[03:52] Caerina
    Apparently, she's the most
    powerful adventurer in the land.
[03:56] Nanbatz
    Huh?!
[03:57] Caerina
    There is no need to speak
     of what happened here.
[04:00] Caerina
    There will be trouble if her
    existence becomes known.
[04:04] Caerina
    In a worst case scenario,
    we could end up losing Helshper.
[04:08] Nanbatz
    You must be exaggerating.
[04:10] Caerina
    Know this.
[04:11] Caerina
    There are monsters in this world that can
    level a whole city with a single spell.
[04:17] Nanbatz
    Okay...
[04:20] Caerina
    What is Grandmother planning to do?
[04:30] Cayna
    Hmm...
[04:31] Cayna
    Yeah, something's not right with
    the level those golems were at.
[04:35] Cayna
    Kee?
[04:35] Kee
    Eight of them were at Level 43,
[04:38] Kee
    and one was at Level 172.
[04:41] Cayna
    If someone's able to summon something
    at that level with summoning magic,
[04:45] Cayna
    that must mean there are other
    players in this world besides me.
[04:50] Kee
    If we're going with the
    official game settings,
[04:52] Kee
    dwarves, elves, demons, and high elves
    can all easily live to be 200 years old.
[05:00] Cayna
    Meaning there's a decent chance that
    the bandits' boss is a seasoned player.
[05:05] Kee
    I estimate that their level
    is probably around 430.
[05:09] Cayna
    I see. No wonder they're tough.
[05:11] Cayna
    It's not just Caerina.
[05:13] Cayna
    Not even Skargo and the others
    would stand a chance against them.
[05:16] Cayna
    I wonder who they are.
[05:18] Cayna
    Well, I'm sure I'll run into them soon.
[05:23] Cayna
    This smells great! Want some, Kee?
[05:26] Kee
    Are you seriously asking me that?
[05:28] Cayna
    I'm kidding.
[05:31] Cayna
    Yup. Delicious.
[05:38] Cayna
    Wow, how pretty.
[05:41] Cayna
    That must be the Crescent Moon Castle,
[05:44] Cayna
    and most likely also a Guardian Tower.
[05:46] Kee
    Cayna, please look.
[05:50] Cayna
    Yup, those are definitely bandits.
[05:53] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Brown Dragon!
[06:06] Cayna
    Sorry, guys, but could you...
[06:09] Cayna
    show those bandits who's boss?
[06:17] Cayna
    Looks like they've got that under control.
[06:20] Cayna
    Now, then...
[06:24] Luvrogue
    Looks like you took real
    good care of my boys.
[06:27] Cayna
    So you're their boss?
[06:31] Kee
    Level 432, just as I estimated.
SIGN    Luvrogue
[06:35] Cayna
    Seems so.
[06:37] Cayna
    But all I know is his level. That armor...
[06:41] Cayna
    The Armor of the Supreme King
    that nullifies magic, eh?
[06:45] Luvrogue
    How dare you treat my
    subordinates like dirty rags?
[06:49] Luvrogue
    Have you no heart?
[06:51] Cayna
    Really? Says the guy who sent a horde
    of rock golems after those knights.
[06:57] Luvrogue
    Yeah? And what's wrong with that?
    It's not like I got my hands dirty.
[07:02] Cayna
    This may be Leadale, but it's not
    the Leadale you think it is.
[07:08] Luvrogue
    What the hell are you talking about?
[07:10] Luvrogue
    There are no Game Masters around,
    so a player killer can do whatever he wants.
[07:15] Luvrogue
    I get to level up as much
    as I want, and it's awesome.
[07:18] Cayna
    This is reality. This isn't some
    world where you can decide
[07:21] Cayna
    if someone gets to live or die
    because of your childish greed.
[07:24] Luvrogue
    This is just a game. I can defeat whoever
    I want and level up as much as I want.
[07:36] Cayna
    I'm switching on all of my
    active skills for battle.
[07:40] Cayna
    I guess I'll have to show you
    just how wrong you are.
[07:42] Cayna
    This is a real world.
[07:44] Luvrogue
    Would you knock it off with
    that nonsense? This is a game!
[07:50] Luverogue
    You stand no chance against
    a player, you fool.
[07:55] Cayna
    Right back at you.
[08:01] Luvrogue
    Impossible! I can't destroy
    it with my Wolf Sword?
[08:06] Cayna
    Too bad for you.
[08:08] Cayna
    I realize the special effect of that
    sword is destroying weapons,
[08:11] Cayna
    but that doesn't include rare or EX items.
     Guess you didn't do your research.
[08:16] Luvrogue
    Damn it, are you a player, too?!
[08:18] Cayna
    God, how dense are you?
[08:20] Cayna
    I've clearly been mentioning
    things only players would know.
[08:23] Cayna
    Are you deaf, too?
[08:25] Luvrogue
    Tch. Fine, then, how about this?
[08:28] Cayna
    Destruction Hurricane, huh?
[08:33] Luvrogue
    Weapon Skill: Sword Specialization:
    Destruction Hurricane!
[08:38] Luvrogue
    You think you can take this?
[08:43] Cayna
    Weapon Skill: Cracking Earth!
[08:52] Luvrogue
    Wh-Why you... Damn it!
    What the hell is with this hole?
[08:55] Luvrogue
    I've never heard of this dumb skill!
[09:00] Cayna
    So I guess you're a demon.
[09:02] Luvrogue
    You were hiding your status!
    That's totally unfair, you cheater!
[09:07] Cayna
    Wow. Are you, like, five?
[09:10] Cayna
    Honestly... Seriously, though,
    I wonder if he's just some kid.
[09:15] Cayna
    Of course you can't see the detailed status
    of a player more powerful than you.
[09:20] Cayna
    You don't even know that?
[09:22] Luvrogue
    What? There's no way a pipsqueak like
    you has a higher level than me—
[09:28] Luvrogue
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:33] Luvrogue
    Heh! My Armor of the Supreme King nullifies
    magic! How do you like that, you jerk?
[09:39] Cayna
    I know, and I know it won't work in the game,
     but things are different in the real world.
[09:46] Cayna
    Grow!
[09:52] Cayna
    My Golden Hoop Staff.
[09:54] Cayna
    It weighs 13,500 kin.
[09:56] Cayna
    Ever heard of it? Of course not.
[10:00] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Ohta Laga.
[10:06] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Zan Laga!
[10:11] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Klin Ging Giga.
[10:15] Luvrogue
    Wh-Why, you...
[10:19] Luvrogue
    I'll ki—ow!
[10:21] Luvrogue
    Hey, that hurt! What's the big idea?
[10:24] Cayna
    It hurts, doesn't it? Why can't you
    understand that that's real pain?
[10:29] Luvrogue
    W-Well, this is a game, isn't it?
[10:32] Luvrogue
    You can reset even if you die.
[10:35] Cayna
    If you die, it's all over.
[10:36] Cayna
    There are no continues.
    There are no extra lives.
[10:40] Cayna
    No reset button, either.
[10:42] Cayna
    Too bad.
[10:44] Luvrogue
    N-No way! S-Spare me!
[10:46] Luvrogue
    I-I'm still a k-kid!
[10:50] Cayna
    And?
[10:52] Cayna
    Retribution. Do you
    understand what that means?
[10:55] Cayna
    You need to take responsibility
    for your actions.
[10:58] Cayna
    Don't you remember just how much
    trouble you caused everyone
[11:03] Cayna
    by being the leader of those bandits?
[11:08] Luvrogue
    S-Spare me! Spare me, please!
[11:13] Cayna
    Goodbye.
[11:17] Cayna
    Kee, why didn't you give a me a heads-up?
[11:19] Kee
    Well, it didn't seem like
    it would do much damage.
[11:24] Cayna
    I see.
[11:32] Cayna
    So they followed me.
[11:35] Kee
    I wanted to speak in a more sparkly way.
[11:40] Skeleton Guardian
    Love me down to my bones!
[11:47] Cayna
    Good work. Thanks.
[11:51] Cayna
    So... Why did you stop me?
[11:54] Cayna
    I was about to finish him off.
[11:57] Cayna
    He's the leader of the bandits.
[11:59] Caerina
    Grandmother,
[12:01] Caerina
    will you let us take that criminal to
    be tried in the courts of Helshper?
[12:05] Cayna
    Tried? You really think you
    can keep him contained?
[12:10] Cayna
    Caerina, even you don't
    stand a chance against him.
[12:15] Caerina
    That must be true if you say so, Grandmother.
[12:19] Caerina
    But...
[12:26] Cayna
    Oh, fine. If you insist.
[12:34] Cayna
    But I can't just let you take him.
[12:40] Luvrogue
    Wh-What's going on?
[12:43] Luvrogue
    S-Status.
[12:45] Luvrogue
    All of my statuses and levels are down 90%.
[12:48] Luvrogue
    Wh-What is this? Equipment?
[12:51] Luvrogue
    The Punishment Collar?!
[12:53] Luvrogue
    I-If you had this collar,
    that means you're...
[12:58] Luvrogue
    You're a Limit Breaker?!
[13:01] Cayna
    Maybe you would've been better
    off if your life ended here.
[13:04] Cayna
    I'm glad you can finally comprehend
    the difference in our levels.
[13:08] Caerina
    Grandmother, what is that collar?
[13:11] Cayna
    Now you should be able
    to handle him just fine.
[13:14] Cayna
    But you'll get blindsided
    if you let your guard down.
[13:18] Cayna
    I think there's only one other person
    who can get that collar off of him.
[13:23] Cayna
    But just know that you'll all probably
    be instantly killed if that happens.
[13:30] Caerina
    Understood.
[13:31] Cayna
    One more thing.
[13:32] Cayna
    His abilities are limited to
    one-tenth of their capacity,
[13:37] Cayna
    but I can't see inside his Item Box.
[13:40] Cayna
    He might have some kind of item
[13:42] Cayna
    he can use at a lower level that
    might have some burst effect.
[13:45] Cayna
    So I recommend that you make
    sure he's completely restrained.
[13:50] Caerina
    I understand. Thank you
    very much, Grandmother.
[13:57] Cayna
    Was it really a good idea
    to hand him over, though?
[14:01] Cayna
    I guess God only knows.
[14:04] Cayna
    Now, then...
[14:10] Cayna
    I knew it. This is a Guardian Tower.
[14:16] Cayna
    One who protects in times of trouble!
[14:18] Cayna
    I beseech you to rescue this
    depraved world from chaos!
[14:29] Cayna
    Ow! Hey! Ow!
[14:35] Cayna
    Ow...
[14:37] Cayna
    What's the big idea?
[14:48] Cayna
    Is that it?
[14:53] Cayna
    I'll give you some of my MP.
[14:59] Cayna
    Nothing's happening. Maybe it's the throne...
[15:09] Cayna
    So that's the Guardian.
[15:11] Cayna
    Considering the way in here,
    whoever's in charge is a bit twisted.
[15:24] Skeleton Guardian
    I'm surprised you came out
    here into the boonies.
[15:28] Skeleton Guardian
    I guess I have no choice but to welcome you.
[15:31] Skeleton Guardian
    Go ahead. Feel honored.
[15:34] Cayna
    Hey, now.
[15:35] Cayna
    I'm the Third Skill Master.
    I'm the high elf, Cayna.
[15:39] Cayna
    Who does this tower belong to?
[15:41] Skeleton Guardian
    Ah, so you're a comrade of Master's.
    Then I guess I don't mind telling you.
[15:46] Cayna
    Who died and made you the boss?
[15:49] Skeleton Guardian
    The one in charge of this tower is Master
    Opuskettenshultheimer Crosstettbomber.
[15:55] Skeleton Guardian
    Do you know who that is?
[15:56] Skeleton Guardian
    Oh?
[15:57] Cayna
    The House of Murder and Malice, huh?
[16:02] Cayna
    If those bandits managed to make it in here,
[16:05] Cayna
    they would've died from all
    the traps in this place.
[16:08] Cayna
    If this is Opus's tower, no wonder it's
    all twisted and the Guardian is weird.
[16:14] Skeleton Guardian
    Who are you calling weird?
[16:16] Skeleton Guardian
    You'll never find a skeleton
    as regal as myself!
[16:22] Cayna
    It had to be Opus, who's
    called Leadale's Kongming.
[16:28] Cayna
    A lot happened, but the reason I was able
    to become this powerful is thanks to him.
[16:33] Cayna
    I see. So he's gone, too.
[16:36] Skeleton Guardian
    Honestly. Could you not suddenly get all
    doom and gloom in someone else's tower?
[16:41] Skeleton Guardian
    How unpleasant.
[16:43] Skeleton Guardian
    Here.
[16:45] Cayna
    A ring and a book?
[16:47] Skeleton Guardian
    My master entrusted me with these,
    knowing you would arrive here.
[16:53] Skeleton Guardian
    Go on. Accept these with gratitude.
[16:55] Cayna
    Th-Thanks.
[16:59] Cayna
    So that's what's going on?
[17:07] Skeleton Guardian
    What is the matter?
[17:08] Cayna
    Uh... I'm not sure how I should say this.
[17:17] Skeleton Guardian
    What are you just standing there for?
[17:20] Cayna
    I'm the only one who can see her?
[17:26] Cayna
    I think I've seen her before.
[17:30] Cayna
    Hey, who are you?
[17:33] Cayna
    I'm not entirely sure what's going on,
[17:34] Cayna
    but I'm sure there must be some
    reason Opus is giving me this fairy.
[17:41] Skeleton Guardian
    You finally have a decent look on your face.
[17:45] Skeleton Guardian
    Now, will you stop wandering
    around my master's tower
[17:47] Skeleton Guardian
    with that look of doom and gloom on your face?
[17:49] Cayna
    Thanks for the message.
    I'll be on my way now.
[17:53] Cayna
    Contact me when you're
    about to run out of MP.
[17:56] Skeleton Guardian
    O-Oh, if you absolutely insist.
[17:59] Skeleton Guardian
    I guess you are equal to my master,
    so I guess I'll just have to rely on you.
[18:06] Cayna
    Okay, tsundere.
[18:11] Cayna
    Well, I guess I'll head back to town.
[18:15] Cayna
    My first goal is to be able to communicate
    with this little fairy here.
[18:20] Kee
    Let's take our time.
[18:22] Cayna
    You're right.
[18:25] Caerick
    Thank you so much for the
    other day, Grandmother.
SIGN    Sakai
[18:30] Caerick
    On behalf of my fellow
    merchants, I thank you.
[18:36] Cayna
    No need to thank me.
    So, what happened to that demon?
[18:41] Caerina
    As you suggested, we tied him up completely,
[18:46] Caerina
    and put him in our most secure dungeon.
[18:49] Caerina
    He seems to be in a state of shock,
    and won't think about escaping any time soon.
[18:53] Cayna
    Don't let your guard down.
[18:54] Cayna
    He's a child. Who knows what he'll try to do?
[18:58] Caerina
    We will be on our guard.
    But please, take this.
[19:03] Caerina
    This is the total of all the rewards
[19:05] Caerina
    offered for completing the quests to take
    down the bandits at the Adventurers' Guild.
[19:09] Caerick
    Of course, we did not disclose
    your name, Grandmother.
[19:12] Caerick
    Merchants are praising the
    unnamed adventurer everywhere.
[19:17] Cayna
    Isn't this a tad bit much, though?
[19:20] Caerina
    I would say that is equivalent to all
    of the work you did, Grandmother.
[19:25] Caerina
    The kingdom even wanted to
    prepare a formal thanks to you.
[19:29] Cayna
    What?
[19:30] Caerina
    But I had them reconsider.
[19:32] Caerina
    I figured that you wanted
    to keep a low profile.
[19:37] Cayna
    Well, thanks.
[19:39] Cayna
    I didn't know what I was going to do if I
    suddenly got an invitation to the castle.
[19:44] Caerina
    But I have let your presence be
    known to the king, the premier,
[19:48] Caerina
    and the leaders of the knights.
[19:50] Caerina
    I told them that you disliked authority and
    were involved with the Guardian Towers.
[19:55] Caerina
    They probably will not bug you unless it's
    an emergency. Please just be careful.
[20:01] Cayna
    Okay, got it.
[20:03] Cayna
    By the way, the blade of
    flames that you used...
[20:07] Cayna
    Did you come up with that yourself?
[20:09] Caerina
    I am ashamed to admit it, but yes.
[20:11] Caerina
    A while back, there was an adventurer
    who used a similar technique,
[20:16] Caerina
    so I came up with that
    technique with that in mind.
[20:18] Caerina
    Of course, the adventurer I took
    notes from is far more powerful.
[20:23] Cayna
    Huh. That adventurer was
    probably a player, too.
[20:28] Cayna
    I think the technique you
    saw was Iyah La Doul.
[20:32] Cayna
    When they swung their sword down, a number
    of crescent-shaped blades flew out, right?
[20:37] Caerina
    That's exactly right. Since you're aware
    of it, you must be able to use it, too.
[20:43] Cayna
    Well, I mean... I am a Skill Master.
[20:46] Caerina
    Could you pass it down to me?
[20:48] Cayna
    If you want a Skill Scroll,
    you'll need to pass the tower's trials.
[20:53] Cayna
    I can't just randomly hand them out.
[20:56] Caerina
    By "tower," do you mean the
    Crescent Moon Castle—
[20:58] Cayna
    Do not set foot in there!
[21:01] Cayna
    You'd basically be going there to die!
[21:03] Cayna
    Don't throw your life away like that!
SIGN    Sakai
[21:05] Caerina
    I understand. Then I will never go there.
[21:08] Caerina
    I will find another tower
    and undergo its trials.
[21:11] Cayna
    Yes, very good.
[21:12] Caerick
    Grandmother...
[21:14] Caerick
    I heard that Sir Elineh's
    business talks will be over soon.
[21:18] Caerick
    Will you be heading back to Felskeilo?
[21:22] Cayna
    Yeah, pretty much.
[21:23] Caerina
    We will miss you.
[21:25] Cayna
    Well, if it doesn't involve
    authority and you need my help,
[21:29] Cayna
    just let me know through Mai-Mai.
[21:32] Caerina
    You mean you'd come all the way
    to Helshper from Felskeilo?
[21:34] Caerick
    It must be a lot of trouble
    coming all this way!
[21:38] Cayna
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[21:40] Cayna
    I registered this location for teleporting,
    so I'll be here in an instant next time.
[21:43] Caerina and Caerick
    T-Teleporting?!
[21:45] Cayna
    Oh, yeah. There's a surprise
    waiting at Felskeilo.
[21:49] Caerina
    A surprise?
[21:50] Caerick
    What might that be?
[21:51] Cayna
    I asked you to send Mai-Mai
    a message, didn't I, Caerick?
[21:55] Cayna
    I can't to see the expression
    on Mai-Mai's face. Truly.

E7 - Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters

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[00:08] Cayna
    Wow.
[00:10] Cayna
    I didn't know you were here
    to repair the bridge, Kartatz.
[00:14] Cayna
    I just figured I'd have to
    carry everyone back over again.
[00:18] Cayna
    You're a lifesaver.
[00:19] Cayna
    Thanks!
[00:21] Kartatz
    I heard that the bandit boss was captured
    and things were safe around here again,
[00:26] Kartatz
    so they hired me to rebuild the bridge.
[00:29] Kartatz
    Stop patting me on the head! I'm not a kid!
[00:33] Kartatz
    For crying out loud...
[00:35] Kartatz
    And to take care of the rest of the bandits,
[00:38] Kartatz
    the knights from Felskeilo and Helshper
[00:41] Kartatz
    are joining forces to
    create a special task force.
[00:43] Cayna
    Huh.
[00:45] Kartatz
    And that bandit boss...
[00:48] Kartatz
    Did you do the deed?
[00:49] Cayna
    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
[00:51] Kartatz
    I know you're the one who defeated him,
     so I'm assuming you finished him off.
[00:56] Cayna
    I didn't want to cause any trouble
    with Helshper, so I handed him over.
[01:01] Kartatz
    I see. I guess I'll ask Sis what
    kind of punishment the guy got.
[01:07] Cayna
    Oh, that reminds me.
[01:09] Cayna
    Once I get back to Felskeilo,
    I need to punish Mai-Mai myself.
[01:15] Kartatz
    Godspeed, Sis.
[01:18] Cayna
    But you know...
[01:19] Cayna
    Caerick and Caerina were both great kids.
[01:23] Kartartz
    Now she's doting on her grandkids.
[01:26] Kartatz
    What the heck happened?
SIGN    Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
SIGN    Bear Hunting, a Queen, a Bath, and Monsters
[03:08] Elineh
    Lady Cayna, we were able to safely
    return to Felskeilo thanks to you.
[03:13] Elineh
    Here's the sum we agreed on.
[03:15] Elineh
    Thank you so much again.
[03:17] Cayna
    Likewise.
[03:20] Cayna
    I feel much better now!
[03:22] Arbiter
    Are you gonna be doing more
    adventurer work, missy?
[03:25] Cayna
    That's my plan.
[03:27] Arbiter
    I see! Well, if you ever feel like it,
     come see the Flame Spears again!
[03:31] Arbiter
    We'll welcome you with open arms!
[03:34] Elineh
    We'd have no problem taking you on as our
    caravan's exclusive bodyguard, you know.
[03:38] Elineh
    We would pay you handsomely, of course!
[03:42] Cayna
    Well, let's remember that for next time.
[03:44] Cayna
    If you'll excuse me.
[03:51] Cayna
    Well, then...
[03:53] Cayna
    I don't have anything planned, so I guess
    I'll head over to the Adventurers' Guild.
[03:57] Cayna
    Let's see if there are
    any interesting quests.
[04:04] Cayna
    As usual, the board's
    overflowing with quests.
[04:07] Cayna
    The world sure is full of trouble.
[04:13] Cayna
    Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
    Catch a tiger by the toe.
[04:18] Cayna
    I... choose... you!
[04:22] Cayna
    Acquisition of the ingredient
    horned bear meat.
[04:26] Cayna
    The client is The White-Tailed Black Rabbit?
[04:29] Cayna
    "White-Tailed"? I could swear
    I've heard that somewhere before.
[04:34] Kee
    It's the high-end restaurant where Skargo,
    Mai-Mai, and Kartatz eat together.
[04:39] Cayna
    Aha!
[04:41] Cayna
    This one it is!
[04:43] Cayna
    I'd like to take on this quest.
[04:47] Almana
    Sure, no problem.
[04:49] Almana
    The quest is all yours.
[04:51] Cayna
    Alrighty, I'm gonna go
    hunt some horned bears.
[04:54] ---
    Take care.
[04:58] Cohral
    Oh, sorry.
[04:59] Cayna
    Oh, no, I wasn't paying attention myself.
[05:02] Cohral
    That's the girl who walked across the river.
[05:05] Cohral
    Could that technique actually be...
     Nah, that can't be possible.
[05:11] Lonti
    Oh, Miss Cayna!
[05:15] Cayna
    Hey, Lonti! It's been a while!
[05:17] Lonti
    P-Perfect timing.
[05:19] Cayna
    It is?
[05:20] Lonti
    Y-Yes. Well... I wanted to ask
    a favor of you, Miss Cayna.
[05:33] Lonti
    F-First, allow me to do some introductions.
[05:35] Lonti
    This is a fellow classmate
    at the Academy, and my friend.
[05:40] Lonti
    Um... Th-This is Mye.
[05:43] Mye
    My name is Mye. It's a pleasure to meet you.
[05:47] Cayna
    Aw, you're so polite. I'm the high elf, Cayna.
[05:51] Cayna
    So what's this request?
[05:53] Lonti
    I-I'm terribly sorry, Miss Cayna,
[05:56] Lonti
    but would you permit us to
    accompany you for a while?!
[06:00] Cayna
    Huh?
[06:03] Cayna
    Um... Sure, I guess?
[06:07] Lonti
    Really? Thank you very much!
[06:10] Lonti
    Isn't that great?
[06:11] Mye
    Yes.
[06:12] Cayna
    I don't mind...
[06:14] Cayna
    But could you tell me what's going on?
[06:17] Lonti
    Er, yes. You see, um... The thing is...
[06:21] Mye
    Lonti wanted to find someone reliable
    who could be my bodyguard.
[06:28] Cayna
    Your bodyguard? I still don't really get it.
    Is she a runaway or something?
[06:36] Lonti
    I-I'm sorry.
[06:38] Mye
    Lonti is just accompanying me.
     This was all my idea.
[06:42] Mye
    So—
[06:43] Cayna
    Okay, hold your horses.
[06:45] Cayna
    I'm not sure why you're panicking,
[06:48] Cayna
    but I'm not going to
    report you two to anyone.
[06:54] Cayna
    Another runaway, eh?
    The other day it was a prince.
[06:59] Cayna
    Maybe this one's a princess.
[07:02] Cayna
    Yeah, as if.
[07:04] Cayna
    But I'm actually about
    to leave town on a quest.
[07:08] Cayna
    Did you two just want to come along, or...?
[07:11] Mye
    Huh?
[07:13] Cayna
    If you're a runaway, it'll be
    harder to find you outside of town.
[07:20] Mye and Lonti
    Of course...
[07:22] Cayna
    Hey, everyone. Do you
    mind letting us through?
[07:35] Cayna
    Thanks!
[07:37] Mye
    Impressive.
[07:38] Lonti
    Yes. Her skills are guaranteed.
[07:42] Mye
    She is the mother of
    High Priest Skargo, after all.
[07:48] Greenery
    Hurry up and go through.
[07:50] Greenery
    K-Keeping this position is harsh.
[07:53] Greenery
    I can't bend any further.
[08:06] Cayna
    So good!
[08:08] Cayna
    What's the matter?
[08:09] Cayna
    Lonti, Mye, you're not going to eat?
[08:12] Lonti
    A-Aren't you scared, Miss Cayna?
[08:15] Cayna
    No. The forest is high elf territory.
[08:19] Cayna
    What should I be afraid of?
[08:21] Mye
    W-Well, we weren't talking about that.
[08:23] Lonti
    Yes...
[08:30] Mye
    I-I've never seen a Cerberus before.
[08:34] Cayna
    Oh, don't even worry. The beasts and stuff
    will stay away with Cerberwoof around.
[08:40] Mye
    I-I see. Cerberwoof...
[08:43] Lonti
    I think I'm more scared of
    Cerberus than any bea—
[08:47] Lonti
    Eek! N-No, never mind!
[08:49] Cayna
    Go on, eat.
[08:53] Mye and Lonti
    Th-Thank you for the food.
[08:57] Mye and Lonti
    It's good!
[08:59] Lonti
    By the way...
[09:01] Lonti
    What quest are you doing, Miss Cayna?
[09:04] Cayna
    I'm hunting some horned bears.
[09:05] Lonti
    Oh, I see.
[09:07] Lonti
    Wait.
[09:09] Lonti and Mye
    You're hunting horned bears?!
[09:11] Cayna
    Apparently a place called Inaba's Rabbit
    or something wanted some horned bear meat.
[09:16] Lonti
    Inaba's Rabbit?
[09:18] Mye
    I've never heard of it.
[09:20] Lonti
    Do you mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit?
[09:23] Mye
    Oh.
[09:24] Cayna
    Yeah, that's it! It was something like that.
[09:27] Cayna
    And I'm stuffed!
[09:30] Cayna
    Okay, I'm gonna go get ready.
[09:33] Mye and Lonti
    What?
[09:34] Cayna
    Cerberwoof, make sure you
    watch over those two.
[09:37] Mye
    What is she getting ready for?
[09:39] Lonti
    I honestly have no idea
    what Miss Cayna is thinking.
[09:47] Mye
    What was that?
[09:48] Lonti
    I-I'm not sure!
[09:58] Lonti
    Miss Cayna!
[09:59] Mye
    Did something happen?
[10:03] Cayna
    Yup. Just the right temperature.
[10:08] Cayna
    Hey, ready for bath time?
[10:10] Mye
    Huh?
[10:11] Lonti
    B-Bath time?
[10:12] Cayna
    Come on, it's going to get cold.
[10:16] Lonti
    B-But...
[10:19] Lonti
    M-Mye?
[10:21] Mye
    Let's not waste this opportunity, Lonti.
[10:24] Lonti
    Huh? What?!
[10:30] Mye
    I see. So you used explosion magic
    to open a hole in the ground,
[10:35] Mye
    rearranged the stones from the riverbank
    into bricks and stacked them together,
[10:38] Mye
    then drew water from the river
     and warmed it with magic.
[10:44] Cayna
    Pretty much.
[10:45] Lonti
    Y-You make it sound so easy, but most
    people wouldn't be able to do this.
[10:50] Mye
    It's no surprise that you're
    High Priest Skargo's mother.
[10:55] Cayna
    You know Skargo, Mye?
[10:57] Mye
    Wh-Why, yes! I see him sometimes when I go
[11:02] Mye
    visit the church.
[11:04] Cayna
    Don't tell me Skargo tried to put
    his mitts on you when you visited.
[11:09] Mye
    Wh-What?!
[11:10] Lonti
    Huh?! Wait, did he, Mye?!
[11:13] Lonti
    Master Skargo?
[11:14] Cayna
    I guess I'll need to discipline
    him when I get home.
[11:17] Mye
    Y-Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[11:19] Mye
    He just gives me advice shometimes!
[11:28] Cayna
    Oho, Mye... Looks like you've
    got the hots for my boy.
[11:33] Lonti
    Huh?!
[11:35] Cayna
    Guess I'm right.
[11:36] Lonti
    Wait, really?!
[11:38] Cayna
    First, he gives you gentle guidance
    after you ask for advice,
[11:41] Cayna
    then his sweet words hit you right in the
    heart as you're entranced by his beauty.
[11:46] Cayna
    Oh, to be young!
[11:48] Lonti
    I-I can't believe Mye is reacting like this.
[11:52] Lonti
    So you must have lied to me when
[11:54] Lonti
    we were talking about relationships before
    and you said there wasn't anyone you liked!
[11:58] Mye
    Well, how in the world am I even
    s-supposed to say something like that?
[12:03] Lonti
    Then you should've said something to the
    queen before any betrothal talks happ—
[12:09] Mye
    Shh! Shh!
[12:12] Cayna
    Ah, so you really are a princess.
[12:15] Mye
    Oh, no! She found out!
[12:17] Lonti
    I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,
    I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!
[12:21] Cayna
    Falling in love isn't a bad thing.
[12:24] Cayna
    Actually, it's pretty important.
[12:27] Mye
    I-Is it? Um, do you have any
    objections if we start a courtship?
[12:32] Lonti
    Courtship?!
[12:33] Mye
    I mean! I have absolutely no plans
    to start one! Not in the least!
[12:38] Cayna
    I'm definitely not going to get in your way.
[12:40] Cayna
    Skargo's all grown up.
[12:43] Mye
    I-I see...
[12:44] Cayna
    Not to mention, Mai-Mai has two kids in
    Helshper and is on husband number two!
[12:50] Cayna
    My kids are free to do whatever they want.
[12:54] Cayna
    "If you want my daughter's heart,
    then you'll have to defeat me first!"
[13:00] Cayna
    Man, I wish I could've said that!
[13:05] Mye and Lonti
    No one in this world could
    defeat this mother.
[13:11] Mye
    Looks like the "baring our bodies and
    souls" mission has been compweted.
[13:28] Cayna
    Come on, you two.
    It's totally safe. Come on over.
[13:31] Lonti
    S-Safe?
[13:33] Mye
    W-We won't be eaten?
[13:36] Cayna
    I'm the one who summoned this white dragon.
    It's completely obedient to me.
[13:44] Cayna
    Paw.
[13:47] Cayna
    Now the other paw.
[13:51] Cayna
    Heel.
[13:56] Cayna
    Watch closely, now.
[13:58] Cayna
    Now, beg!
[14:04] Lonti
    Watch...
[14:05] Mye
    ...closely?
[14:07] Cayna
    See?
[14:08] Lonti
    Y-Yes...
[14:09] Mye
    We definitely saw.
[14:16] Cayna
    See? Isn't he nice and soft?
[14:19] Mye
    Y-Yes.
[14:20] Lonti
    Very.
[14:22] Cayna
    Was this your first time seeing one?
[14:25] Lonti
    O-Of course it was!
[14:28] Mye
    Of course! Other than my father's, at least!
[14:31] Cayna
    Your father?
[14:33] Mye
    A-And my little brother's...
[14:36] Cayna
    Well, I mean I guess they are beasts.
[14:38] Mye and lonti
    B-Bea—?!
[14:40] Cayna
    Dragons.
[14:42] Mye and Lonti
    Dragons?
[14:44] Cayna
    Huh?
[14:44] Mye
    Y-Y-Y-Yes, of course! Dragons!
    I'd only heard tales of them before.
[14:50] Lonti
    M-Me, too.
[14:52] Cayna
    Tales?
[14:53] Mye
    The knight leader told me about them once.
[14:56] Mye
    He mentioned there was a dragon protecting
    some ancient ruins he had visited before.
[15:02] Lonti
    That's what I heard, too.
[15:04] Cayna
    Has this knight leader
    been around for a while?
[15:08] Mye
    He only took the position a few years
    ago, so I'm not sure of his age,
[15:14] Mye
    but he's a dragoid.
[15:16] Cayna
    Huh... Is he strong?
[15:19] Mye
    He is. He can easily split a stone in two!
[15:23] Cayna
    Oh?
[15:25] Cayna
    Do you get to go outside like this
    often when you're at the Academy?
[15:29] Lonti
    Not exactly.
[15:31] Lonti
    We do collect medicinal herbs and hunt
    small critters from time to time,
[15:36] Lonti
    but we usually return the same day.
[15:38] Cayna
    Do you get to go, Mye?
[15:40] Mye
    As long as I have a bodyguard, yes.
[15:44] Cayna
    I see. That must be rough.
[15:48] Mye
    I consider myself lucky for even
    being able to attend the Academy.
[15:51] Cayna
    I see.
[15:54] Cayna
    Oh, yeah.
[15:55] Cayna
    Lonti, is Primo escaping much lately?
[15:59] Mye
    Primo?
[16:01] Lonti
    She means the prince.
[16:03] Mye
    She does?
[16:04] Lonti
    On the day that the prince escaped,
[16:06] Lonti
    we happened to run into
    Miss Cayna, and she caught him.
[16:10] Lonti
    She overheard me almost say
    "Prince," and that's how...
[16:15] Mye
    ...she got "Primo"?
[16:16] Lonti
    Yes.
[16:19] Cayna
    I can walk on walls and on water.
    There's nothing I can't catch!
[16:24] Mye
    I would've loved to see that.
[16:26] Mye
    Do you think I can learn to do that?
[16:29] Cayna
    Well, walking on water is one thing,
[16:32] Cayna
    but walking on walls is a
    personally-crafted spell, so probably not.
[16:36] Lonti
    Uh, M-Miss Cayna? Please stop
    luring Mye down the wrong path!
[16:41] Cayna
    Wrong path?
[16:43] Cayna
    I'm not sure if I can teach you.
[16:46] Cayna
    But if you want to learn,
    you'll have to undergo a trial.
[16:48] Mye and Lonti
    A trial?
[16:50] Lonti
    You mean like... fight and defeat you?
[16:55] Cayna
    Yeah, that's never happening.
[16:57] Mye and Lonti
    Right...
[17:08] Cayna
    Hup! Hi-yah!
[17:16] Cayna
    Heh. There I go, kicking something
    so insignificant again.
[17:21] Lonti
    A-Are you all right, Mye? Hang in there!
[17:25] Mye
    I-It usually takes a handful of knights
[17:27] Mye
    to even have a chance at
    defeating a horned bear.
[17:31] Mye
    Yet she defeated it so easily!
[17:33] Lonti
    Well, this is Miss Cayna we're talking about!
[17:35] Mye
    Right...
[17:37] Mye
    How does this not shock you, Lonti?
[17:39] Lonti
    I-I think I just got tired of being surprised.
[17:42] Mye
    I see what you mean.
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Horned Bear
[17:47] Cayna
    There we go.
[17:48] Cayna
    Now if we just deliver this to That Rabbit
    Off Yonder, this quest is complete!
[17:52] Kee
    You mean The White-Tailed Black Rabbit.
[17:54] Cayna
    They call it that sometimes, too.
[17:56] Cayna
    All right. Let's head back to town.
[18:04] Adventurer A
    Collecting ores and bodyguard duty?
[18:06] Adventurer B
    The rewards sorta suck.
[18:09] Adventurer C
    Aren't there more thrilling quests anywhere?
[18:14] Cohral
    The young lady who went hunting horned
    bears should be coming back soon.
[18:20] Cohral
    I guess it wouldn't hurt to ask her.
[18:22] Cohral
    I tried using Search,
    but I couldn't see her status or level.
[18:28] Cohral
    Even if I'm wrong, she'll just
    treat me like some weirdo.
[18:33] Cohral
    All right.
[18:33] Shining Saber
    Pardon us.
[18:43] Almana
    Welcome to the Adventurers' Guild, sir.
[18:46] Almana
    How may I help you today?
[18:48] Saber
    I'm searching for someone.
[18:55] Saber
    Do you know anything?
[18:56] Cohral
    Sh-Shining Saber?
[18:59] Saber
    What? Indeed, I am Shining Saber.
[19:03] Cohral
    From the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild!
[19:06] Saber
    What?! You know of the
    Silver Moon Horsemen Guild?
[19:10] Saber and Cohral
    From the VRMMORPG, Leadale!
[19:23] (Flashback) Saber
    Let's do this, Cohral!
[19:24] (Flashback) Cohral
    Right behind you, Shining Saber!
[19:28] Cohral
    Sub-Leader! It's you!
[19:31] Saber
    Wait, are you Cohral?!
[19:35] Cohral
    After they shut down Leadale...
[19:40] Cohral
    Before I knew it, I ended up in this world.
[19:45] Cohral
    Where am I?
[19:47] Cohral
    Am I inside Leadale*? Ow!
[19:51] Cohral
    This isn't a dream!
[19:57] Cohral
    Uh, hey. Hello?
[19:59] Cohral
    I don't see the admin, my guild members,
    or anyone else. What is this?*
[20:03] Cohral
    What the hell is going on?
[20:08] Cohral
    I survived as an adventurer,
[20:10] Cohral
    and this is the first time
    I've run into someone I know!
[20:13] Saber
    Ten years... That long?
[20:16] Saber
    It's only been about three years for me,
[20:18] Saber
    but this is the first time I've
    run into someone I know, too.
[20:22] Cohral
    Sub-Leader!
[20:24] Saber
    Cohral!
[20:28] Saber
    This is great!
[20:40] Lopus
    Yeah, I definitely made
    something else entirely.
[20:44] Lopus
    I really wanted to recreate
    what she made, but...
[20:47] Lopus
    These should've been the right ingredients, too.
[21:10] Lopus
    Guess I'll start all over again.
[21:21] Lopus
    Wh-What the?!

E8 - A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information

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[00:09] Mye
    Miss Cayna seems to be having fun.
[00:11] Lonti
    Indeed.
[00:16] Cayna
    What's wrong?
[00:21] Cayna
    Are you saying we should head back right away?
[00:26] Cayna
    Let's hurry.
[00:27] Mye
    Huh?
[00:28] Lonti
    What's wrong, Miss Cayna?
[00:30] Cayna
    There's a possibility something bad
    is going on at the royal capital.
[00:34] Lonti and Mye
    Huh?
[00:35] Cayna
    Summoning Magic!
[00:43] Cayna
    Therwolf!
[00:49] Cayna
    Get on!
[01:05] Sailor
    What the heck is that?
SIGN    A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
SIGN    A Battle, a Victory, a Conversation, and Information
[02:56] Townspeople
    Run away!
[03:00] Shining Saber
    You two go help get the citizens to safety.
[03:03] Subordinates
    Yes, sir.
[03:05] Cohral
    What are you gonna do?
[03:06] Shining Saber
    What else?
[03:11] Shining Saber
    I'm gonna pulverize it!
[03:13] Cohral
    But that's an Event Monster!
[03:15] Shining Saber
    To defeat it, we'd probably need at least
    200 players who are at level 300 or above.
[03:21] Cohral
    Yet you're gonna fight it?
[03:22] Shining Saber
    I'm the leader of the knights!
[03:24] Shining Saber
    I take pride in being one of the
    knights who protect this kingdom!
[03:27] Shining Saber
    If I don't fight now, when will I?
[03:30] Cohral
    You...
[03:37] Mai-Mai
    Big Brother! Kartatz!
[03:39] Skargo
    Mai-Mai, Lopus.
[03:41] Kartatz
    Thank goodness you're safe.
[03:43] Skargo
    Are the students at the Academy all right?
[03:44] Mai-Mai
    I've had them all take shelter.
    What about the rest of the citizens?
[03:48] Skargo
    The king and premier dispatched the knights.
    They're heading to them right now.
[03:53] Lopus
    I'm sorry. I had no idea I'd
    end up making that thing.
[03:57] Kartatz
    So that monster's your doing?
[04:00] Lopus
    It was an accident!
[04:01] Mai-Mai
    Hold on a sec. You can explain later.
    We have to do something about that thing.
[04:05] Kartatz
    Well, this ain't good. That thing's
    definitely way stronger than us.
[04:09] Mai-Mai
    Stop thinking, start acting.
[04:11] Mai-Mai
    We're going to at least get that
    thing's attention, Kartatz.
[04:15] Skargo
    Hold on, Little Sister.
[04:18] Skargo
    If we get that thing's attention,
[04:20] Skargo
    it's probably going to go after
    the thing that's right behind us.
[04:24] Mai-Mai
    Oh, the castle...
[04:26] Mai-Mai
    Th-Then what are we supposed to do?
[04:29] Mai-Mai
    Should we just sit here twiddling our
    thumbs as that thing destroys the city?
[04:41] Shining Saber
    Cohral?
[04:42] Cohral
    I'll hang with you. I don't
    mind stupid suicide attacks.
[04:46] Shining Saber
    Thanks. I owe you one!
[04:48] Shining Saber
    I'll buy you a drink once all this is over.
[04:51] Cohral
    Sounds great. A drink that's not
    on my dime tastes way better!
[04:57] Shining Saber
    Let's go!
[04:58] Cohral
    Yeah!
[05:01] Shining Saber
    That thing's giant! Let's knock it
    on the head and flip it backwards!
[05:05] Cohral
    Yeah, I know!
[05:06] Shining Saber
    Weapon Skill: Double Crush!
[05:09] Cohral
    Weapon Skill: Pike Ring Attack!
[05:25] Mai-Mai
    Who was that?
[05:26] Skargo
    One of them is the leader of the knights.
[05:28] Skargo
    I don't know who the other one is.
[05:35] Shining Saber
    Damn it! How the hell are
    we supposed to predict that?
[05:38] Shining Saber
    Hey, Cohral! You alive?
[05:43] Cohral
    Yeah, I'm alive...
[05:46] Shining Saber
    Get a hold of yourself.
[05:48] Cohral
    M-Must be nice being over level 400...
[05:52] Cohral
    I know I've got less than 20% of my HP left.
[05:54] Shining Saber
    If you can't deal, then just rest.
    I'll take care of things.
[05:58] Cohral
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[06:04] Shining Saber
    That thing barely lost
    any HP from our attacks.
[06:10] Cohral
    Even though I basically risked
    my life on that attack.
[06:15] Shining Saber
    Guess we're just gonna
    have to charge it again.
[06:18] Cohral
    Yeah...
[06:20] Shining Saber
    Even though it may only
    end in a draw at best!
[06:36] Man A
    What the?!
[06:37] Man B
    What was that?
[06:39] Mai-Mai
    Thank goodness.
[06:40] Kartatz
    Hoo boy. Looks like we're saved.
[06:43] Man C
    What?
[06:44] Woman A
    Wh-What's going on?
[06:46] Skargo
    It means that this threat
    is no longer a threat.
[07:12] Shining Saber
    The highest-level lightning and flame magic...
[07:16] Cohral
    Yeah. Those spells were
    definitely cast by a player.
[07:20] Shining Saber
    By another player?
[07:22] Cohral
    Yeah.
[07:29] Cayna
    Man... Who the heck activated
    an Event Monster?
[07:38] Cayna
    I see. So that's what's going on.
SIGN    You okay?
[07:47] Cayna
    To think that an Event Monster
    was placed in this riverbank.
[07:52] Kee
    The items that activated it
    are oksorre root, logga eyes,
[07:56] Kee
    and nweve tongue combined into a liquid.
[07:59] Cayna
    So they just got "lucky" when they
    combined all those rare ingredients.
[08:02] Cayna
    I see. So we're dealing with
    a bunch of coincidences.
[08:07] Cohral
    Looks like the girlie over
    there can see it, too.
[08:10] Shining Saber
    Yeah, the mother of the High
    Priest with the mother complex.
[08:15] Cayna
    Mai-Mai.
[08:16] Mai-Mai
    Y-Yes! What is it, Mother?
[08:19] Cayna
    Seal off this area so no
    one can set foot in it.
[08:23] Cayna
    If something like that happens again...
[08:25] Mai-Mai
    Wh-What are you going to
    do if it does happen again?
[08:29] Cayna
    To ensure that thing doesn't
    fall into the wrong hands,
[08:31] Cayna
    I'm going to blast the whole
     riverbank into the river.
[08:35] Mai-Mai
    Understood! I will set up a barrier,
[08:38] Mai-Mai
    and anyone who comes near it will
    be thrown into a cell immediately.
[08:45] Shining Saber
    We should probably get going,
    Your Highness. Your father is worried.
[08:49] Mye
    I am very sorry. I was careless.
[08:52] Lonti
    I-I'm sorry...
[08:54] Cayna
    The next time you want a bodyguard,
[08:56] Cayna
    make sure you bring a reward and
    go through the Adventurers' Guild.
[08:59] Mye
    What?! You're going to charge us?
[09:03] Cayna
    I accepted this time for Lonti's sake,
[09:05] Cayna
    but I'm not kidnapping a
    princess for a second time.
[09:09] Lonti
    You're rather calculating.
    Impressive, Miss Cayna.
[09:13] Cayna
    I'd prefer to get money from Agaido.
[09:17] Mye
    Thank you for everything.
[09:26] Skargo
    Mother Dearest.
[09:32] Skargo
    Here.
[09:38] Cayna
    Isn't this...
[09:39] Cayna
    Orichalcum? Why are you giving it to me?
[09:42] Skargo
    That monster earlier dropped it.
[09:45] Skargo
    The two who fought the monster
    said they didn't want it,
[09:50] Skargo
    so it's being offered to you.
[09:52] Cohral
    We don't have the skills to work with that,
[09:54] Cohral
    so we figured you could have it,
    since you defeated that thing.
[09:59] Cayna
    Really? Then I'll make you something.
[10:02] Cohral
    Huh? For me?
[10:04] Cayna
    I mean, I have plenty of weapons.
[10:06] Cayna
    You can have it as thanks
    for fighting that monster.
[10:11] Cayna
    You don't seem to have a sword.
    Do you want one?
[10:14] Cohral
    S-Sure. Okay, thanks.
[10:17] Cohral
    Also, the leader of the knights and
    I want to talk to you about something.
[10:22] Cohral
    Would we be able to meet up tomorrow?
[10:25] Cayna
    Sure. Then let's meet at the colosseum at noon.
[10:28] Cohral
    All right.
[10:29] Cayna
    Okay, I'll be going now.
SIGN    Item Box
[10:32] Sign
    m 182 128 l 243 341 392 296 326 96
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Fire Lizard Sword
SIGN    High Potion
SIGN    Candy
SIGN    Lantern
SIGN    Fairy King Robe
[10:34] Cayna
    Hey, Kartatz. Take me to this
    Inaba's Black Rabbit place.
[10:39] Kartatz
    The what?
[10:40] Lonti
    Miss Cayna, it's The White-Tailed Black Rabbit.
[10:43] Cayna
    Oh, was it?
[10:45] Kartatz
    Why do you wanna go there?
[10:47] Cayna
    I took on a quest to get
    some horned bear meat.
[10:50] Cayna
    I've got the meat, so I wanted
    to deliver it to them.
[10:53] Kartatz
    Also, why was the princess with you?
[10:57] Cayna
    Um... Just because?
[10:59] Kartatz
    Really, Mum?
[11:04] Shining Saber
    Cohral! Hit 'em with all you've got!
[11:05] Cohral
    All right! I was really lonely!
[11:15] Shining Saber
    Allow me to properly introduce myself.
[11:17] Shining Saber
    I am Shining Saber.
[11:20] Shining Saber
    I'm level 427.
[11:22] Shining Saber
    I'm currently the leader of
    the knights in Felskeilo,
[11:26] Shining Saber
    but I was originally the sub-leader
    of the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild.
[11:29] Cayna
    Wait, the Silver Moon Horsemen Guild?
[11:32] Cayna
    You mean Kyotaro's guild?!
[11:36] Shining Saber
    You knew our guild master?
[11:39] Cayna
    Yeah, uh, sort of.
[11:42] Cohral
    I also belonged to the same guild.
[11:44] Cohral
    I'm Cohral, and I'm level 392.
[11:47] Cayna
    I'm Cayna. I belong to
    the guild Cream Cheese.
[11:52] Cayna
    Okay, yeah. They've definitely
    heard about my guild.
[11:56] Cohral
    Isn't Cream Cheese
[11:58] Cohral
    the guild where all the members are
    OP and have Game Master credentials?
[12:02] Shining Saber
    Wait, wait.
[12:03] Shining Saber
    You knew our guild master, you're a high elf,
     and you belong to Cream Cheese?!
[12:08] Shining Saber
    Doesn't that mean you're...
    the Silver Ring Witch?!
[12:12] Cayna
    Correct, my good sir.
[12:14] Sign
    m 204 145 l 206 168 262 166 259 146
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Item Box
[12:15] Sign
    m 201 146 l 260 146 260 151 249 152 249 158 253 167 208 168
SIGN    Arcal Staff
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[12:16] Sign
    m 204 146 l 246 146 255 167 205 170
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[12:16] Sign
    m 203 147 l 260 145 261 150 250 151 248 158 255 163 258 166 207 168
SIGN    Arcal Staff
[12:16] Sign
    m 202 147 l 261 147 263 165 205 168
[12:18] Cohral
    Wait, an Arcal Staff?
    What are you gonna do with that?
[12:22] Cayna
    I hate that dishonorable
    Silver Ring whatever name.
[12:27] Cayna
    If you call me that again...
[12:30] Cayna
    I'll crush you without warning.
[12:33] Cohral
    All right, all right!
    Stop looking at us like that!
[12:37] Cayna
    Well, whatever.
[12:42] Cayna
    Oh, yeah. Cohral...
[12:45] Cayna
    The thing I promised you yesterday...
[12:49] Cayna
    Here you go.
[12:50] Cohral
    Wow, this is pretty impressive.
    Let's see those stats...
[12:56] Cohral
    What the hell is this?!
[12:58] Shining Saber
    Ooh, what? What'd you get?
[13:02] Shining Saber
    Valhalla?! That's, like,
    the best sword you can get!
[13:06] Cayna
    I just happened to have some
    diamond and corundum on me,
[13:08] Cayna
    so I just made the best thing
    I could with what I had on hand.
[13:12] Shining Saber and Cohral
    This goes way beyond
    "the best thing you could make"!
[13:15] Cayna
    Heh.
[13:16] Shining Saber
    Man, I'm so friggin' jealous!
[13:19] Shining Saber
    Hey, don't you have another one?
[13:22] Cayna
    You already have a pretty impressive weapon.
[13:24] Shining Saber
    This is just issued to the knights!
[13:26] Cayna
    I'd love to make you something,
    but I don't have the materials.
[13:30] Shining Saber
    F-Fine, I guess I'll give up on that,
[13:33] Shining Saber
    but we'd like to exchange some information.
[13:36] Shining Saber
    I've only been in this world
    for about three years.
[13:39] Cohral
    I've been here ten.
[13:41] Cayna
    I've only been here about two months.
[13:44] Cayna
    Hey, why did Leadale end service?
[13:47] Shining Saber
    Why?
[13:49] Cayna
    Well, I ended up dying IRL while playing
    the game, so I have no idea what happened.
[13:54] Cohral
    Huh, I see.
[13:57] Shining Saber and Cohral
    Wait, you're a ghost?!
[13:59] Cayna
    Who are you calling a ghost? Rude.
[14:02] Cohral
    Oh, I get it.
[14:04] Cohral
    There was a rumor going around that
    someone died while playing the game.
[14:07] Cohral
    That must've been you, huh?
[14:08] Cayna
    Wait, what? That became a rumor?
[14:11] Shining Saber
    Yeah. About six months after that rumor
    started going around, Leadale ended service.
[14:18] Shining Saber
    I'm not sure if it actually has to do
    with the fact that you died, though.
[14:21] Cayna
    I see. I guess I'll just have
    to get more details
[14:25] Cayna
    when my Li'l Fairy's
    able to actually speak.
[14:28] Shining Saber and Cohral
    Li'l... Fairy?
[14:33] Shining Saber and Cohral
    The hell is that?!
[14:36] Cayna
    I guess players can see her.
[14:40] Shining Saber
    Aw, come on out, Li'l Fairy. Wittle fairy...
[14:45] Cohral
    You're creepy, dude.
[14:46] Cayna
    This fairy is something that the player
    Opuskettenshultheimer left behind for me.
[14:55] Cohral
    Opus? Never heard of him.
[14:58] Cayna
    Otherwise known as Leadale's Kongming.
[15:01] Cohral
    Ugh, that dude.
[15:03] Cayna
    You've heard of him?
[15:05] Cohral
    A whole damn log came rolling down,
    and as soon as I dodged that,
[15:07] Cohral
    one of the ropes dangling
    from it snagged my leg,
[15:09] Cohral
    and I got dragged to the edge of a ravine.
[15:11] Cohral
    Then he just kicked me into it, and I died.
[15:20] Cohral
    You, too?!
[15:22] Shining Saber and Cohral
    We both share the same pain!
[15:25] Cayna
    What kind of bit is this?
[15:28] Cayna
    Okay, we done playing games?
[15:31] Cayna
    Let's hurry up and get these
    friend requests over with.
[15:34] Shining Saber and Cohral
    S-Sure...
SIGN    Friend
SIGN    Cohral
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Blue Kingdom of Aulzelie
SIGN    You've received a friend request from Cohral. Will you accept?
[15:38] Cayna
    Now we can contact each other wherever we are.
[15:40] Cayna
    Oh, yeah. If you know anything about the
    Guardian Towers, I'd love to hear it.
[15:45] Cohral
    Well...
[15:48] Cohral
    I know. Hey, Cayna.
[15:50] Cohral
    Would you be willing to trade some skills
    for info on the Guardian Towers?
[15:53] Cayna
    Skills? Like what?
[15:57] Cohral
    Recovery magic.
[15:59] Cayna and Shining Saber
    You don't have any?
[16:00] Shining Saber
    I've never seen a player not have that,
    considering you get it doing a simple event.
[16:07] Cohral
    Shut up.
[16:09] Cayna
    Well, sure. As long as the info is decent.
[16:13] Cohral
    Hell yeah!
[16:14] Shining Saber
    What are you, a kid?
[16:16] Cayna
    I'm guessing you know something.
[16:21] Cohral
    I heard someone saw a palace in the middle
    of the sea right by this fishing village.
[16:26] Cohral
    That's gotta be some decent info, right?
[16:29] Cayna
    If it's in the sea, I guess
    it might be Liothek's place.
[16:32] Cohral
    Hey!
[16:33] Cayna
    Oh, right. I'll give you recovery magic.
[16:37] Cayna
    Here's Simple Substance Recovery Dewl.
[16:41] Cohral
    Install!
[16:44] Cohral
    Doot-do-do! Now I've got
    recovery magic! Thanks!
[16:49] Shining Saber
    You don't seem too happy to hear
    it's in the sea. Can you not swim?
[16:53] Cayna
    Well, actually, yeah.
[16:56] Cayna
    But I can figure that out
    with magic, so that's fine.
[17:01] Cayna
    But out of the Skill Masters,
[17:03] Cayna
    Liothek loved to collect creepily cute
     and downright grotesque things.
[17:08] Shining Saber
    Yikes...
[17:09] Cayna
    I was just imagining what kind of creepy
    crawlies I might find and got depressed.
[17:14] Shining Saber
    Whoops, I gotta get back to the castle.
    Cayna, contact me if you need anything.
[17:21] Cohral
    Same here. Thanks.
[17:24] Cohral
    See you again at the Guild.
[17:26] Cayna
    Yeah, see you.
[17:28] Shining Saber
    Hey, wanna trade me your
    Valhalla for my sword?
[17:31] Cohral
    Like hell I will.
[17:33] Cayna
    They seem pretty close. I'm jealous.
[17:39] Cayna
    Aw, are you consoling me? Thanks.
[17:43] Kee
    Incoming from behind.
[17:49] Cayna
    H-Huh?
[17:52] Cayna
    Skargo?!
[17:53] Cayna
    Whoopsie. Y-You okay?
[17:57] Kee
    That was a little late.
[18:00] Skargo
    Are you safe, Mother Dearest?
[18:03] Cayna
    Huh?
[18:04] Skargo
    I heard you were having a rendezvous
    with some men, so I, Skargo,
[18:08] Skargo
    was ready to lay down my life to rescue you!
[18:11] Cayna
    Uh, Skargo...
[18:13] Skargo
    What did those men threaten you with?!
[18:16] Skargo
    Not to mention! Ah! Not to mention!
[18:19] Skargo
    One of them was the leader of the knights!
[18:22] Skargo
    I will never let a scoundrel like
    that have my mother dearest's hand!
[18:26] Skargo
    Curse you, Shining Saber!
[18:29] Skargo
    How dare you ignore all the other ladies
[18:31] Skargo
    and try to lay your mitts on my mother dearest?!
[18:34] Skargo
    And you have the nerve to call
    yourself a kni— Mother Dearest?
[18:38] Cayna
    Yes?
[18:41] Skargo
    Wh-What do you intend to do with
    that Arcal Staff you're holding up?
[18:45] Cayna
    Well, what comes up must come down.
[18:48] Skargo
    I can't shake the feeling that
    I happen to be right below it.
[18:52] Cayna
    What a coincidence. But I think it'll actually
    quiet things down, so it's sorta perfect.
[18:58] Skargo
    I'm so sorry!
[19:00] Cayna
    As long as you understand.
[19:02] Skargo
    Huh? You're not going to hit me?
[19:04] Skargo
    Has something happened, Mother Dearest?
[19:07] Cayna
    No, not really.
[19:11] Cayna
    Well, I'm gonna go now.
    Make sure you actually do your job.
[19:15] Skargo
    O-Of course. Oh, and Mother Dearest...
[19:19] Skargo
    I just obtained some excellent tea.
    Will you join me for some?
[19:25] Cayna
    Well, I guess one cup wouldn't hurt.
[19:34] Cayna
    It looks like he's absolutely oblivious
    to how the princess feels about him.
[19:39] Cayna
    Mye's got a long road ahead of her.
[19:46] Mai-Mai
    What? You're leaving on another journey?
[19:49] Cayna
    Yeah. I need to look for the
    Palace of the Dragon King.
[19:52] Cayna
    Did you hear that the knights
    of both Felskeilo and Helshper
[19:54] Cayna
    were going to work together
    to take care of the bandits?
[19:58] Mai-Mai
    Yes.
[19:59] Cayna
    Apparently, they're leaving in two days,
[20:02] Cayna
    so I was going to ask if I could
    travel with them for part of the way.
[20:08] Mai-mai
    Say, Mother. Why don't you
    settle down somewhere?
[20:12] Cayna
    Settle down?
[20:13] Mai-Mai
    You can't keep wandering around forever.
[20:16] Cayna
    Settle down... Settle down, huh?
    That might be a good idea.
[20:22] Cayna
    If I'm gonna live somewhere, though,
    it's gotta be that village.
[20:30] Silver Tower Guardian
    Yo, yo, yo. It's been forever.
[20:35] Silver Tower Guardian
    You really do love to
    leave a guardian hanging.
[20:40] Cayna
    I guess you're telling me
    that you don't want any MP.
[20:44] Silver Tower Guardian
    Of course I do. Man, you're sadistic, Master.
[20:48] Cayna
    Why do you keep talking like that?
[20:53] Cayna
    Here, have some MP.
[20:57] Silver Tower guardian
    Man, I feel alive again. That hit the spot.
[21:00] Cayna
    Please don't sound like some
    old guy relaxing in the bath.
[21:03] Cayna
    Oh, hey. Do you know what happened
    to this world 200 years ago?
[21:09] Silver Tower Guardian
    I only know what I heard
    from the other guardians,
[21:12] Silver Tower Guardian
    but basically,
[21:14] Silver Tower Guardian
    all I know is that most of the masters
    said goodbye to their guardians.
[21:18] Cayna
    Hm, well, yeah... There was no helping that.
[21:24] Silver Tower Guardian
    Hey, Master. Don't leave me hanging again.
[21:28] Cayna
    Don't worry. I'll keep coming
    by every now and then.
[21:33] Cayna
    Probably.
[21:34] Silver Tower Guardian
    Huh?
[21:41] Lytt
    Hup... Hup!
[21:46] Lytt
    There we go.
[21:57] Lytt
    Miss!
[22:05] Cayna
    Have you been well, Lytt?
[22:08] Lytt
    Yeah!

E9 - Another Visit, a Mermaid, a Misunderstanding, and Zombies

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[00:00] Cayna
    Have you been well, Lytt?
[00:02] Lytt
    Yes!
[00:05] Lytt
    Since you hadn't shown up for so long,
[00:07] Lytt
    I was about to tell everyone
    that you're the bad witch.
[00:15] Cayna
    I promised I'd come see you, didn't I?
[00:17] Lytt
    Yeah!
[00:18] Marelle
    Well, if it isn't Cayna.
[00:21] Cayna
    Hello, Marelle. It's been a while.
[00:24] Marelle
    Welcome, welcome.
    You're spending the night, aren't you?
[00:27] Cayna
    That's the plan. Do you have a room available?
[00:30] Marelle
    But of course!
[00:31] Marelle
    I guess this means
[00:32] Marelle
    that tonight, we celebrate our
    three-month reunion with Cayna...
[00:35] Marelle
    with a feast!
[00:38] Cayna
    Huh?
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[02:25] Cayna
    I have a headache and heartburn...
[02:28] Kee
    Those would be, yet again, hangover symptoms.
[02:30] Cayna
    I know, okay?
[02:32] Cayna
    I keep swearing this to myself,
[02:34] Cayna
    but I'm really never, ever, ever going
     to drink alcohol ever again!
[02:42] Cayna
    What?!
[02:43] Lottor
    I swear I heard it!
[02:46] Lottor
    Last night! I heard it on the way home!
[02:50] Marelle
    But, Lottor, you were pretty plastered.
[02:54] Lottor
    That may be true, but my
    ears have yet to deceive me!
[02:59] Lytt
    Oh, miss.
[03:02] Marelle
    You're finally awake. It's noon already.
[03:05] Cayna
    My head is pounding.
[03:08] Luine
    I see you still can't hold your liquor.
[03:12] Lottor
    Thanks for last night, Cayna! I managed
    to get some great booze because of you.
[03:17] Villager A
    Yeah, thanks!
[03:18] Villager B
    It was a lot of fun!
[03:19] Cayna
    That's great and all...
    but what are you all doing?
[03:24] Lottor
    You see, the well...
[03:25] Cayna
    What about the well?
[03:26] Lottor
    For a while now, we've been hearing
    moaning coming from it at night.
[03:30] Lottor
    Actually, it might be more like singing.
[03:33] Cayna
    Singing?
[03:39] Cayna
    Singing from the well?
[03:41] Cayna
    Was there ever a quest like that?
[03:43] Villager B
    It's really creepy.
[03:46] Villager A
    We're so scared, we don't know what
    we'll do if something's down there.
[03:51] Cayna
    Then why don't I go down
    there and check it out myself?
[03:55] Lottor
    Would you?
[03:56] Villager A
    That'd be great!
[03:57] Marelle
    Are you sure you should be
    making promises like that?
[03:59] Cayna
    Yes. Everyone at this village
    has helped me out a lot,
[04:03] Cayna
    and I'll probably continue to be
    in your care, so this is nothing.
[04:06] Marelle
    Hm?
[04:07] Cayna
    Er, it's nothing.
[04:09] Cayna
    We can talk about that another time.
[04:13] Lytt
    Miss, are you okay?
[04:15] Cayna
    Yup, totally fine.
[04:16] Cayna
    If I jump into some cold water,
    I'm sure my hangover will go away.
[04:19] Lytt
    That's not what I meant. I mean,
    it seems pretty dangerous.
[04:24] Cayna
    Don't worry. I'll take a guide with me.
[04:28] Lytt
    A guide?
[04:30] Cayna
    Just watch.
[04:33] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Load: Aqua Level 2.
[04:41] Lottor
    You really are something.
[04:43] Lytt
    Water fishies!
[04:50] Lottor
    What the heck is that?
[04:51] Luine
    I've never seen those clothes before.
[04:53] Cayna
    This makes it easier to
    move around in the water.
[04:56] Cayna
    Okay, off I go.
[05:09] Cayna
    It's way colder than I thought it'd be.
[05:12] Kee
    Water temperature is roughly
    ten degrees Celsius.
[05:14] Kee
    I presume it is newly melted snow.
[05:16] Cayna
    Well, I'm definitely sober now.
    I need to warm back up.
[05:20] Cayna
    There we go.
[05:22] Cayna
    Well? Do you sense anything?
[05:29] Cayna
    Over there?
[05:40] Cayna
    Kee, how far have we gone?
[05:43] Kee
    Around 100 meters.
[05:48] Kee
    There is a cavern above.
[05:50] Cayna
    Yeah.
[06:04] Cayna
    Is someone here?
[06:08] Cayna
    Summoning Magic: Load: Shye Level 7.
[06:22] Mimily
    I-I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[06:25] Cayna
    A mermaid?
[06:26] Mimily
    P-Please don't eat me!
[06:29] Cayna
    I won't eat you!
[06:31] Mimily
    Y-You won't?
[06:33] Cayna
    Do I look like a mermaid
    flesh enthusiast to you?
[06:36] Mimily
    I... can't say that you don't...
[06:39] Cayna
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[06:40] Mimily
    O-Of course you don't! Not at all!
[06:42] Cayna
    That's better.
[06:45] Mimily
    Huh?
[06:47] Cayna
    Oh, they're just water spirits. Don't worry.
[06:49] Mimily
    Th-The great guardian deities?!
    P-Please excuse my rudeness!
[06:53] Cayna
    The water spirits are your guardian deities?
[06:58] Mimily
    In my village, legends said that
    they took the shape of a whale.
[07:02] Mimily
    I had no idea they were actually flying fish!
[07:06] Cayna
    Okay, okay, I get it. Just calm down.
[07:10] Mimily
    O-Okay...
[07:12] Cayna
    I'm Cayna. What's your name?
[07:14] Mimily
    I'm Mimily.
[07:16] Cayna
    So what are you doing here, Mimily?
[07:18] Cayna
    Don't mermaids usually live in the ocean?
[07:21] Mimily
    Well... About a week ago, when I
    was swimming near my village...
[07:32] Mimily
    Huh?
[07:45] Mimily
    And when I came to, this is where I was.
[07:48] Cayna
    What ocean did you live in?
[07:50] Mimily
    I'm not sure.
[07:53] Mimily
    I just know that I lived deep in the ocean.
[07:56] Cayna
    I see. That'll probably make
    getting you home pretty difficult.
[08:05] Mimily
    There is a song
[08:11] Mimily
    That you can only hear
[08:17] Mimily
    On a night with shooting stars
[08:21] Mimily
    The blue wave guides my fin
[08:29] Mimily
    Back to my mother
[08:36] Cayna
    What's that?
[08:37] Mimily
    The song of my homeland.
[08:39] Mimily
    I miss it so much.
[08:42] Mimily
    Lullaby...
[08:45] Cayna
    This must be the song they
    were hearing from the well.
[08:48] Mimily
    The gentle ocean embraces me...
[08:54] Cayna
    Okay, then let's do this.
[08:56] Mimily
    Huh?
[08:57] Cayna
    Are you okay being up on land?
[08:59] Mimily
    Y-Yes, as long as there's
    some water. Why do you ask?
[09:05] Cayna
    I figured we'd have the village
    let you stay there for a while.
[09:09] Mimily
    Huh?!
[09:09] Cayna
    Come on, here we go.
[09:11] Mimily
    What?!
[09:20] Marelle
    A mermaid?!
[09:21] Cayna
    So, yeah. She's lost.
[09:23] Cayna
    Would it be all right if she lived
    in this village for a while?
[09:27] Mimily
    I'm so sorry. I hope you don't mind.
[09:30] Marelle
    Sure, I don't mind, but...
[09:32] Luine
    How do mermaids live, anyway?
[09:35] Lottor
    Will we be able to take care of her?
[09:37] Cayna
    You don't need to worry so much.
[09:40] Cayna
    She can eat the same things
    everyone else does,
[09:44] Cayna
    and she can take care of herself
    as long as she has water.
[09:48] Lottor
    Well, in that case...
[09:51] Villager A
    Yeah, sure. Why not?
[09:52] Villager B
    Yeah.
[09:53] Marelle
    All right, Cayna.
[09:55] Lytt
    It's nice to have you here, Miss Mermaid!
[09:58] Mimily
    Yes, thank you very much.
[10:05] Cayna
    I see. The public bath's a great idea.
[10:10] Cayna
    How's the water?
[10:11] Mimily
    It feels perfect.
[10:12] Cayna
    So you're okay with it being warm?
[10:15] Mimily
    This is perfectly fine.
[10:17] Mimily
    But... are you sure it's really
    okay for me to live here?
[10:20] Marelle
    Sure. You won't have to worry
    about water here, either.
[10:24] Luine
    You don't need to be so modest.
[10:25] Mimily
    Th-Thank you so much.
[10:28] Cayna
    This is great.
[10:29] Cayna
    Marelle, everyone, please
    take good care of Mimily.
[10:33] Marelle
    Leave it to us.
[10:35] Village woman A
    We said we'd take care of her,
    and we'll keep our word.
[10:38] Village woman B
    Mimily's part of this village now.
[10:41] Mimily
    Thank you so much.
    From the bottom of my heart.
[10:45] Cayna
    Well, I'm gonna go for now, but I'll be
    back soon to see how things are going.
[10:49] Mimily
    O-Okay.
[10:50] Cayna
    I'll look for the mermaid village, too.
[10:53] Mimily
    Thank you very much.
[10:56] Lytt
    Come back soon, miss!
[10:58] Cayna
    You bet I will.
[11:02] Lytt
    But the royal capital's far away, isn't it?
[11:05] Lytt
    It must be really hard
    going back and forth.
[11:09] Cayna
    Don't worry.
[11:10] Cayna
    I told you, I'm a witch.
[11:12] Cayna
    If I've been there before,
    it doesn't matter how far away it is.
[11:15] Cayna
    I can get there in an instant with magic.
[11:17] Lytt
    Wow... You're amazing, miss!
[11:21] Cayna
    I can even fly through the sky!
[11:23] Lytt
    Wow...
[11:25] Cayna
    Say, Lytt. Do you want to go flying sometime?
[11:28] Lytt
    Huh? In the sky?
[11:30] Cayna
    We can go on a nice day.
[11:32] Cayna
    I bet you'll be able to see all kinds
    of things, and it'll be really pretty.
[11:37] Lytt
    Oh, but... my mom...
[11:42] Cayna
    I'll make sure to ask her with you.
    Let's go if she says it's okay.
[11:49] Lytt
    O-Okay! It's a promise!
[11:51] Cayna
    It sure is.
[11:57] Mimily
    What even was that black hole?
[12:10] Child A
    Hey, they're here!
[12:11] Child B
    Wow!
[12:19] Man A
    Yeah! It's the knights of Felskeilo!
[12:21] Woman A
    Take care of those bandits for us!
[12:24] Child A and B
    You've got this!
[12:31] Shining Saber
    Have everyone get in the carriages.
    We're going to pick up the pace.
[12:33] Vice Captain
    Yes, sir.
[12:35] Subordinate A
    Sir, take a look at this.
[12:37] Shining Saber
    What?
[12:38] Subordinate B
    Isn't that...
[12:45] Cayna
    Heya.
[12:46] Shining Saber
    What are you doing?
[12:48] Shining Saber
    Were you gonna blast us from behind
    if we messed up fighting the bandits?
[12:54] Cayna
    Why would I have to act like some auditor?
[12:58] Cayna
    I'm off to look for the
    Palace of the Dragon King.
[13:01] Shining Saber
    Oh, the thing Cohral mentioned.
[13:03] Cayna
    So I figured I'd tag along
    with you to that village.
[13:07] Cayna
    It gets lonely being on the road all alone.
[13:09] Shining Saber
    Sure, that's fine.
[13:12] Shining Saber
    We were just about to pick up the pace.
[13:15] Cayna
    Really? Well, let's see...
[13:18] Cayna
    Then maybe I'll summon a therwolf.
[13:28] Shining Saber
    You're in luck. I'll give you a ride myself.
[13:30] Shining Saber
    Don't sweat it. This is to thank you
    for taking care of that Event Monster.
[13:35] Shining Saber
    What's the matter?
[13:38] Shining Saber
    Ah...
[13:41] Shining Saber
    C-Crap. I probably could've given
    her a ride some other way!
[13:46] Shining Saber
    Why did I decide to carry her like a princess?!
[13:50] Shining Saber
    Um... Sorry about that.
    I didn't think things through.
[13:54] Cayna
    You were just trying to be nice.
     Don't worry, I get it.
[13:58] Shining Saber
    Well, then... Shall we?
[14:05] Soldier A
    Huh?
SIGN    Hey, look.
SIGN    Is that the captain's girlfriend?
[14:11] Cayna
    Shining Saber, you dummy!
[14:14] Shining Saber
    S-Sorry... I didn't mean for this
    to happen. I'm sorry regardless.
[14:22] Vice Captain
    Sir, I had no idea you had a girlfriend.
[14:24] Cayna
    Girlfriend?!
[14:25] Shining Saber
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[14:27] Knight A
    Wait, you're dating?
[14:30] Knight B
    You should've told us!
[14:32] Shining Saber
    H-Hey...
[14:33] Cayna
    Uh...
[14:34] Vice Captain
    I didn't know you were
    so lovey-dovey that you'd
[14:36] Vice Captain
    bring her on an expedition with us.
[14:38] Shining Saber
    Wait, wait, wait, wait! That's not it!
     You've got the wrong idea!
[14:42] Vice captain
    It's rude to deny your relationship
    in front of others!
[14:46] Vice captain
    Just go ahead and admit it already.
[14:48] Knight A
    We give you our blessings!
[14:50] Knight B
    Right, guys?
[14:52] Knights
    Yeah!
[14:57] Shining Saber
    What kind of monster grip do you have?!
[14:59] Cayna
    Don't underestimate a Skill Master!
    I even have a skill called Double Pain!
[15:04] Shining Saber
    Seriously, I'm sorry already!
[15:06] Knight A
    They're all flirty with each other!
[15:08] Knight B
    The captain looks so happy.
[15:11] Vice captain
    Yeah, he does.
[15:19] Vice captain
    Lady Cayna! This is delicious!
[15:22] Knight A
    Yes, Lady Cayna. You're the best!
[15:24] Female Knight A
    You're wonderful, Lady Cayna.
[15:26] Cayna
    I'm glad you're all happy, but why
    do you keep calling me "lady"?
[15:31] Female Knight B
    This is the first time we've ever eaten
    something so delicious on an expedition.
[15:36] Cayna
    Oh, please. What have you been eating?
[15:40] Female Knight B
    Only rock-hard bread, jerky, and water.
[15:43] Cayna
    Oh, I see.
[15:46] Shining Saber
    So, yeah. She's absolutely
    not my girlfriend.
[15:49] Shining Saber
    I apologize for the confusion.
[15:51] Knight B
    Lady Cayna, you should come with
    us on our expedition the whole way.
[15:56] Female Knight A
    Yes, please, Lady Cayna!
[15:59] Shining Saber
    Are you guys even listening?!
[16:01] Vice Captain
    Yes, yes, of course.
[16:03] Knight A
    She's not your girlfriend, right?
     Sure, Captain.
[16:08] Female Knight A
    Yes, yes, we got it.
[16:10] Shining Saber
    Okay, good. You finally got it. Great.
[16:14] Cayna
    Yeah, they don't believe
    Shining Saber at all.
[16:18] Vice captain
    Come to think of it, you're High Priest
    Skargo's mother, aren't you, Lady Cayna?
[16:23] Female Knight A
    Meaning...
[16:25] Female knight A
    That's what you're into, Captain?
[16:29] Shining Saber
    What do you mean?
[16:30] Female Knight A
    I didn't know you were into widows.
[16:32] Female B
    I'm surprised.
[16:34] Vice captain
    That must mean the High Priest
    calls you "Father" sometimes.
[16:39] Knight A
    Or perhaps Lady Mai Mai
    calls you "Father Dearest."
[16:43] Knight B
    I'd be jealous of that.
[16:46] Cayna
    Are these knights really gonna be okay?
[16:49] Shining Saber
    My subordinates clearly lack
    discipline... I apologize.
[16:52] Cayna
    But you know... they definitely
    seem like your subordinates.
[16:57] Shining Saber
    I'm not sure if you're complimenting
    me or mocking me.
[17:02] Cayna
    Let's say it's... a compliment?
[17:04] Shining Saber
    Why was that a question?
[17:06] Vice Captain
    You look lovely together, Captain.
[17:08] Knight A and B
    Yep, yep.
[17:09] Shining Saber
    You idiots!
[17:12] Cayna
    I'm not sure if they love the
    guy or love teasing the guy.
[17:15] Cayna
    Is this kingdom going to survive?
[17:42] Shining Saber
    We should make it near the fishing
    village by noon tomorrow.
[17:45] Cayna
    Oh, okay. Thanks.
[17:47] Knight A
    Aw, so you really aren't
    coming with us all the way.
[17:52] Female Knight B
    That's too bad.
[17:56] Cayna
    Hey, I can give you some
    cooking-related skills,
[17:59] Cayna
    so at least feed these guys
    some decent food. Got it?
[18:03] Shining
    O-Okay, got it.
[18:10] Shining Saber
    Install!
[18:11] Vice Captain
    Huh?
[18:11] Female Knight A
    What was that?
[18:13] Shining Saber
    N-Nothing. Don't worry about it.
[18:17] Cayna
    I just remembered all those mooching players
    in Leadale and couldn't help but laugh.
[18:21] Shining Saber
    I thought cooking-related skills were
    the most useless in the game,
[18:27] Shining Saber
    but now I'm pretty grateful for them.
[18:30] Cayna
    Didn't you know?
[18:31] Cayna
    If you gave certain characters
    their favorite foods and improved
[18:35] Cayna
    how much they liked you,
    certain quests got unlocked.
[18:37] Shining Saber
    Seriously?
[18:38] Cayna
    They gave you great vanguard skills!
[18:42] Shining Saber
    Damn it...
[18:45] Shining Saber
    If you go down this path,
    you should reach the fishing village.
[18:49] Cayna
    Thanks for letting me come with you this
    far. Good luck dealing with the bandits.
[18:54] Shining Saber
    Yeah, you be careful, too.
[18:56] Knight A
    Lady Cayna, be careful!
[18:59] Female Knight B
    Please come by to say hi the
    next time you're in Felskeilo!
[19:03] Vice Captain
    Safe travels!
[19:05] Shining Saber
    Jeez...
[19:07] Cayna
    Take care, everyone!
[19:15] Cayna
    That was pretty fun.
[19:17] Cayna
    I guess traveling with a big group
    of people might not be so bad.
[19:27] Cayna
    It's too quiet.
[19:31] Cayna
    I don't even hear any seagulls.
[19:34] Cayna
    The wind is warm. I've got
    a bad feeling about this.
[19:43] Cayna
    The village is covered in fog?
[19:47] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure there was a horror
    movie like this. What was it called?
[20:03] Heigl
    My lady! Heigl is here!
[20:06] Cayna
    Don't go waving your spear
    around like that. It's dangerous.
[20:10] Heigl
    Yes, my lady. I'm terribly sorry.
[20:12] Heigl
    But where are we? Everything
    I feel around here is ominous.
[20:17] Cayna
    Yes, you're right.
[20:25] Kee
    I will strengthen your barrier.
[20:28] Cayna
    Hide, Li'l Fairy.
[20:32] Cayna
    Let's go.
[20:33] Heigl
    Yes, my lady.
[20:42] Cayna
    I can't see anything.
[20:51] Cayna
    I can't use my Survey spell.
[20:53] Kee
    This fog has a blocking effect.
[20:56] Cayna
    Yeah. I'm pretty sure I saw a
    similar quest somewhere before.
SIGN    Heigl
[21:08] Cayna
    Heigl's HP...
[21:10] Cayna
    Does this fog deal damage, too?
[21:15] Heigl
    My lady!
[21:18] Cayna
    Heigl!
[21:22] Cayna
    A zombie?!
[21:23] Cayna
    I guess zombies do actually reek IRL.
SIGN    Heigl
[21:30] Heigl
    My lady, g-godspeed!
[21:33] Cayna
    Heigl?!
[21:37] Cayna
    It defeated Heigl so easily...
    This zombie's level must be pretty high.
[21:42] Kee
    A high-level zombie like this
    could only be made by...
[21:45] Cayna
    Yeah, I know. It must be another player.
[21:52] Cayna
    Magic Skill: Dewl!
[22:01] Cayna
    But they're still no match for me.
[22:05] Cayna
    Well, now... I wonder what lies ahead.

E10 - A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King

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[00:16] Cayna
    There are zombies everywhere.
[00:25] Cayna
    I don't see any people in any of the houses.
[00:28] Cayna
    I wonder if everyone in the fishing
    village turned into zombies.
[00:33] Kee
    That is highly likely.
[00:37] Cayna
    Well... What to do?
[00:40] Cayna
    I never thought I'd run into zombies while
    trying to find the Palace of the Dragon King.
[00:45] Cayna
    Hm... Should I just burn
    down the whole village?
[00:49] Cayna
    But if there is anyone left alive...
[00:55] Kee
    Cayna!
[00:56] Cayna
    I know.
SIGN    A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
SIGN    A Butler, a Ghost Ship, a Ward, and the Palace of the Dragon King
[02:47] Quolkeh
    Wh-Whoa, hold on a sec!
[02:50] Quolkeh
    I'm human! Don't attack!
[02:54] Cayna
    All right.
[02:56] Cayna
    Level 430. She's definitely a player.
SIGN    Quolkeh Human
[03:01] Cayna
    Are you the one who caused the tragedy here?
[03:03] Quolkeh
    No way! We got trapped in this fog, too,
    and we were trying to figure out what to do.
[03:09] Cayna
    "We"?
[03:11] Quolkeh
    Yeah, my buddy's nearby.
[03:13] Quolkeh
    Hey, wait. You're...
[03:15] Cayna
    Why do I feel like I've met her before?
[03:19] Quolkeh
    We met at the Adventurers' Guild in Helshper.
[03:25] Cayna
    Oh, that's right. So your buddy's the
    dragoid you were with in Helshper?
[03:31] Quolkeh
    Yeah, him. I'll take you to him.
[03:34] Cayna
    If you lead me into a trap, I'm going
    to blow this whole place apart.
[03:39] Quolkeh
    What the hell kind of threat is that?!
[03:41] Quolkeh
    Also, you can't blow this
    place up. There's a survivor.
[03:45] Cayna
    Huh?
[03:55] Cayna
    A storehouse...
[03:58] Exis
    Missy?
[03:59] Quolkeh
    Exis, someone got in here
    after all... my dear.
[04:03] Quolkeh
    Er... It's the adventurer
    we ran into in Helshper.
[04:06] Quolkeh
    She's probably a player. She may even
    be stronger than... me, my dear.
[04:11] Cayna
    You seem to be talking
    differently all of a sudden.
[04:15] Quolkeh
    Sh-Shut up, dear. There's just
    a lot... going on right now.
[04:20] Cayna
    Such as what?
[04:23] Cayna
    You've got some nerve trying to
    attack another species, lizard.
[04:28] Exis
    Er, I was just trying to confirm something...
[04:31] Exis
    That sword, your strength...
[04:34] Exis
    I can't see your level,
    so you must be higher than me.
[04:38] Exis
    Meaning you must be Cayna!
[04:43] Cayna
    Xxxxxxxxxxx?
SIGN    Dragoid
[04:52] Cayna
    Unfortunately, I don't know anyone
    with a name as unique as yours.
[04:56] Exis
    You probably won't recognize me in
    this form, but Exis is my second account.
[05:01] Exis
    My main one is Tartarus.
[05:03] Cayna
    Tar...tarus?
[05:06] Cayna
    Tarta...
[05:08] Cayna
    Tartar Sauce!
[05:10] Exis
    Tch. I knew you were going to call me that.
[05:12] Cayna
    Oh, it's been forever! Tartar Sauce!
[05:13] Exis
    Yep, you're Cayna, all right.
    I'm impressed you're still alive.
[05:19] Exis
    This is Cayna. She was in the
    Cream Cheese guild with me.
[05:22] Cayna
    When Tartar Sauce was in the guild, he was
    a scrawny player who mostly used magic.
[05:28] Exis
    And that's why I created another character,
     a strong dragoid fighter.
[05:34] Cayna
    Oh, I see.
[05:36] Quolkeh
    Well, shit... I mean, I'm Quolkeh.
[05:40] Quolkeh
    If you belonged to Cream Cheese,
    are you also one of those OP Skill Masters?
[05:44] Cayna
    Yup.
[05:45] Quolkeh
    Man, thank goodness you didn't
    kill me earlier... my dear.
[05:50] Cayna
    Quolkeh, are you actually a guy?
[05:55] Quolkeh
    W-Well, you know. Stuff happens.
[05:58] Quolkeh
    So when did you end up in Leadale?
[06:01] Cayna
    About two months ago.
[06:03] Exis
    That's pretty recent.
    We've been here two years.
[06:06] Exis
    What brought you to this village?
[06:08] Cayna
    I'm looking for the Palace
    of the Dragon King.
[06:10] Exis
    The Palace of the Dragon King?
[06:11] Cayna
    It's a Guardian Tower.
[06:13] Exis
    And it's here?
[06:14] Cayna
    Probably. What are you two doing here?
[06:17] Quolkeh
    We're here on a quest
    from Helshper... my dear.
[06:21] Cayna
    A quest?
[06:22] Exis
    They said there weren't any fish
    coming in to market from the sea,
[06:24] Exis
    so we checked out a different
    fishing village first.
[06:27] Exis
    But there was no one there.
[06:31] Quolkeh
    So we kept going south,
    and when we got to this village...
[06:36] Exis
    There was this strange fog
    and zombies everywhere.
[06:40] Exis
    Apparently, if you touch the fog,
     you turn into a zombie.
[06:43] Cayna
    A fog?
[06:44] Exis
    It might be because we're
    players, but we're fine.
[06:48] Exis
    Then we were attacked by former villagers.
[06:51] Exis
    We killed many, but they
    kept coming, so we came here
[06:53] Exis
    because we didn't have the
    foggiest idea what to do.
[06:55] Cayna
    I see what you did there.
[06:56] Exis and Quolkeh
    What?
[06:57] Cayna
    Nothing. Never mind.
[07:01] Quolkeh
    We took shelter here and found a
    survivor... so, yeah... my dear.
[07:07] Cayna
    You can probably stop trying
    so hard to sound feminine.
[07:11] Cayna
    You sound way more awkward than you think.
[07:15] Cayna
    So, where's this survivor?
[07:18] Exis
    Right over there.
[07:26] Exis
    Her name is Luka.
[07:28] Cayna
    Luka...
[07:31] Exis and Quolkeh
    Wh-What the hell is that?!
[07:33] Cayna
    It's my Li'l Fairy.
[07:35] Exis and Quolkeh
    Li'l Fairy?
[07:37] Cayna
    Opus gave her to me.
[07:38] Cayna
    Or maybe I should say he left her in my care.
[07:42] Exis
    Opus?! That stupid asshole's
    in this world, too?
[07:48] Cayna
    I haven't run into him,
    so I'm not sure if he is or not.
[07:54] Quolkeh
    Who's Opus?
[07:56] Cayna
    An idiot we got stuck with.
[07:57] Exis
    A stupid asshole who always
    got us into trouble.
[08:00] Quolkeh
    Oh, I see...
[08:03] Exis
    Well, anyway... Even if we
    try to get her out of here,
[08:08] Exis
    she might turn into a zombie
    if she touches the fog.
[08:11] Cayna
    So the cause of the fog must
    be a monster or something.
[08:17] Cayna
    Getting rid of that will probably
    be the quickest solution.
[08:20] Exis and Quolkeh
    Yeah.
[08:21] Exis
    Well, we'll just do that.
    You keep an eye on her, Cayna.
[08:25] Cayna
    I'll go, too. You can use
    all the help you can get.
[08:29] Exis
    Yeah, but...
[08:30] Exis
    We shouldn't leave her all alone, either.
[08:33] Cayna
    Then let's do this.
[08:39] Exis
    Why do you have two of those?!
[08:42] Cayna
    That's just how much I played the game.
[08:45] Exis
    You damn shut-in.
[08:47] Cayna
    I'll take that as a compliment, thanks.
[08:50] Quolkeh
    Sorry, I have no idea what
    you two are talking about.
[08:53] Cayna
    Oh, sorry.
[08:55] Cayna
    This is something you get after you
    play the game for 10,000 hours.
[08:59] Quolkeh
    T-Ten thousand hours?!
[09:01] Exis
    And since she's got two of them,
    she's played at least 20,000 hours.
[09:07] Exis
    Shut-in confirmed.
[09:08] Quolkeh
    Members of Cream Cheese
    sure are something else.
[09:11] Quolkeh
    Your level of shut-in is,
     like, on another level.
[09:14] Cayna
    Now I'll be able to summon
    a butler or a maid.
[09:18] Quolkeh
    And you're going to have them
    watch over this little girl.
[09:21] Cayna
    Correct. But I wonder if
    I should summon Cie or Rox.
[09:27] Exis
    If at all possible, don't summon that maid.
[09:30] ---
    Huh?
[09:31] Cayna
    Okay, then.
[10:02] Roxilius
    It's been too long, Master.
[10:05] Roxilius
    I have come in response to your summons.
[10:07] Roxilius
    Your every wish is my command.
[10:11] Cayna
    Hey, Roxilius. How have you been?
[10:14] Roxilius
    I'm not entirely sure how
    to answer that question.
[10:20] Cayna
    Where's Roxine? You weren't together?
[10:24] Roxilius
    I have no idea where that
    failure of a cat is.
[10:28] Cayna
    I see.
[10:29] Cayna
    This is Roxilius, my wonderful servant.
[10:33] Roxilius
    I am Roxilius, the werecat butler.
[10:38] Roxilius
    I have much to work on,
    but your wish is my command.
[10:42] Exis
    R-Right...
[10:44] Quolkeh
    Nice to meet you.
[10:45] Cayna
    We're gonna go take care of some monsters.
[10:48] Cayna
    Could you look after this
    little girl named Luka?
[10:52] Roxilius
    Yes, as you wish.
[10:54] Roxilius
    I, Roxilius, shall protect Miss Luka.
[10:58] Exis
    All right, let's go.
[11:00] Cayna
    Wait. Village, fog, and zombies?
[11:04] Cayna
    Kee, search for quests
    that match those words.
[11:08] Cayna
    I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.
[11:11] Kee
    Understood.
[11:16] Kee
    We have a hit.
[11:17] Cayna
    Thanks, Kee!
[11:19] Cayna
    I figured out what quest this is.
[11:22] ---
    Huh?
[11:23] Cayna
    In order to clear this quest,
    we need to defeat the boss.
[11:26] Cayna
    The boss is the Ghost Ship and the
    pirate captain named Terror Skeleton.
[11:35] Cayna
    All right, let's get to cleaning all this up.
[11:40] Roxilius
    Miss Luka, that's my...
[11:40] Luka
    Poke, poke. Tail? So fluffy.
[11:45] Tree Frog
    Now, let's begi—
[11:54] Quolkeh
    So, what are we supposed to do?
[11:56] Cayna
    I think we just need to set the Ghost Ship
     and the pirate captain on fire.
[12:00] Exis
    You don't hold back, do you?
[12:02] Cayna
    Better than letting some other
    village fall prey to them.
[12:06] Exis
    Well, yeah...
[12:07] Quolkeh
    Look.
[12:19] Exis
    Well, let's do this thing.
[12:21] Cayna
    If we don't defeat the pirate captain
    at the core of the Ghost Ship first,
[12:25] Cayna
    he'll continue to use the souls of the
    villagers who got turned into zombies
[12:28] Cayna
    as fuel to infinitely revive.
[12:30] Cayna
    Meaning it'll be a never-ending battle.
[12:32] Exis
    Ah, so it's that kind of quest.
[12:35] Exis
    All right, then.
[12:36] Exis
    In that case, Cayna and Quolkeh,
    take care of all the small fry.
[12:39] Quolkeh and Cayna
    Got it!
[12:41] Exis
    I'll take care of the boss!
[12:56] Exis
    Here we go!
[13:01] Exis
    I have no idea what you're saying!
[13:04] Exis
    Take this, Terror Skeleton!
[13:10] Quolkeh
    He did it.
[13:40] Exis
    That was fast.
[13:42] Cayna
    Well, considering the difference
    in levels, what did you expect?
[13:47] Exis
    This is gonna be a pain
    to report to the guild.
[13:50] Quolkeh
    What's gonna happen to the fishing village?
     It's just gonna be a ruin now?
[13:54] Cayna
    Well, no one will want to live in a village
    that got wiped out for some reason.
[14:01] Cayna
    I'm sure the kingdom can take care of that.
[14:03] Quolkeh
    Yeah.
[14:06] Cayna
    Heigl, we avenged you.
[14:11] Exis
    You had a companion?
[14:14] Cayna
    Not exactly a companion,
    but a summoned beast.
[14:16] Cayna
    We were suddenly attacked in this fog,
    and he ended up disappearing.
[14:20] Exis
    I thought you were talking about a person!
[14:21] Exis
    Don't make things so confusing!
    What got defeated?
[14:25] Cayna
    A centaur, level 250.
[14:28] Exis
    I'm pretty sure you'll be able to
    summon him again after ten days!
[14:32] Cayna
    Well, yeah... So anyway,
    what should we do about Luka?
[14:39] Exis
    Well, she might want to stay here.
[14:42] Quolkeh
    Isn't it dangerous for a kid
    to stay here alone... my dear?
[15:01] Cayna
    Why don't you sit?
[15:02] Roxilius
    I humbly decline, as I am an on-duty butler.
[15:05] Roxilius
    Master...
[15:09] Cayna
    Oh, did I wake you?
[15:13] Cayna
    Are you okay?
[15:16] Exis
    You can sleep a little longer if you want.
[15:20] Roxilius
    Here you are.
[15:32] Exis
    Cayna's offered to take you in.
    What do you wanna do?
[15:37] Exis
    Do you want to stay in the village
    alone or come with us instead?
[15:47] Exis
    I see.
[15:49] Cayna
    We can be a family. We don't have to
    rush things. We can take our time.
[16:10] Cayna
    Okay. Sorry, Luka.
[16:12] Cayna
    I need to take care of something real
    quick. Wait here with them, okay?
[16:17] Luka
    Okay...
[16:18] Cayna
    Keep an eye on Luka for me.
[16:21] Roxilius
    Indeed! Even if it costs me my li—
[16:23] Cayna
    If something did happen to you,
[16:25] Cayna
    Luka would have to witness
    whatever tragedy that is!
[16:29] Cayna
    Protect Luka, no matter what,
    without dying. Okay?
[16:34] Roxilius
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[16:36] Exis
    She's already doting on the kid.
[16:39] Exis
    So...
[16:40] Exis
    Why did you summon a blue dragon?
[16:43] Cayna
    I can't swim, so I thought
    I'd have the dragon take me there.
[16:47] Exis
    I see.
[16:48] Cayna
    Okay, I'll be back.
[17:22] Cayna
    There's the Palace of the Dragon King.
[17:31] Cayna
    Go see if there's a mermaid
    village around here somewhere.
[17:37] Cayna
    Now, then...
[17:56] Cayna
    I wonder if that's this tower's core.
[18:02] Cayna
    Hup.
[18:04] Cayna
    I'll share some of my MP with you.
[18:17] Cayna
    Finally, the third one.
[18:20] Cayna
    I've still got nine more...
    Man, this is gonna take forever.
[18:24] Tree Frog
    Excuse me, are you a guest?
[18:27] Cayna
    Oh, are you the Guardian... here?!
[18:32] Cayna
    That's not an enemy. That's not
    an enemy. That's not an enemy.
[18:35] Cayna
    That's not an enemy. That's not
    an enemy. It's an ally...
[18:39] Cayna
    A-Are you the Guardian here?
[18:42] Tree Frog
    Oh, yes. I'm the Guardian
    of Skill Master Number Six.
[18:48] Cayna
    I-I see. I'm Skill Master Number Three, Cayna.
[18:54] Cayna
    I came here to activate the tower.
[18:57] Cayna
    I'm sorry I'm not Liothek,
    but you'll just have to settle for me.
[19:01] Tree Frog
    Oh, it's fine. I figured my master
    would not return here again.
[19:11] Tree Frog
    Does this mean you're my master now?
[19:20] Cayna
    S-Sure, I guess.
[19:23] Tree Frog
    Okay.
[19:36] Cayna
    Thank goodness it's not sticky or slimy.
[19:40] Cayna
    Thanks. I'll happily accept.
[19:43] Cayna
    You can get more details from
    Wall Face back at my tower.
[19:47] Tree Frog
    Okay.
[19:54] Cayna
    How'd it go?
[19:58] Cayna
    I see. I guess we won't find it that easily.
[20:20] Cayna
    Okay, friend requests accepted.
SIGN    Friends List
SIGN    Shining Saber
SIGN    Cohral
SIGN    Quolkeh
[20:24] Cayna
    That finally makes four players.
[20:26] Exis
    I only have you and Quolkeh.
[20:30] Cayna
    Well, I'm sure you two plan on
    wandering around more than me, right?
[20:35] Cayna
    If you run into anyone, let me know.
[20:39] Exis
    What are you going to do?
[20:41] Cayna
    Well, now that I've got a foster family,
[20:43] Cayna
    I'm gonna take it easy in
    the village near my tower.
[20:46] Exis
    Village?
[20:47] Cayna
    There's a place that takes good care of me.
[20:50] Cayna
    If anything happens,
    send me a friend message.
[20:53] Exis
    Okay, got it.
[20:56] Exis
    Hey.
[20:58] Exis
    Take care.
[20:59] Quolkeh
    See you later.
[21:01] Luka
    O-Okay...
[21:05] Cayna
    All right, I'll send you back to Helshper.
[21:08] Cayna
    Exis, Quolkeh, be careful out there.
[21:11] Exis
    Same to you.
[21:13] Quolkeh
    See you later, Cayna.
[21:29] Cayna
    I'm sure those two will be fine, and we'll
    probably run into them again sometime.
[21:34] Luka
    Mm...
[21:35] Cayna
    Okay, Luka. Let's go.
[21:37] Cayna
    I'll show you around the royal capital
    of Felskeilo and the village, too.
[21:41] Cayna
    There's a little girl named
    Lytt back at the village.
[21:44] Cayna
    I'm sure you'll be great friends.

E11 - An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving

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[00:01] Cayna
    Yup, that looks great on you.
[00:08] Roxilius
    You look lovely, Lady Luka.
[00:11] Luka
    "Lady"? No, I'm not a lady.
[00:15] Roxilius
    I do beg your pardon.
[00:17] Roxilius
    But you are my master's daughter.
[00:20] Roxilius
    Therefore, I shall address you as "Lady."
[00:26] Cayna
    Alrighty, why don't we go out?
[00:30] Luka
    Go out?
[00:32] Luka
    Where are we going?
[00:33] Cayna
    I'm going to introduce you to
    your older brothers and sister.
[00:39] Cayna
    And I need to go say hi to some people
    who helped me out before we move.
[00:45] Cayna
    Okay?
SIGN    An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
SIGN    An Introduction, a Carriage, a Maid, and Moving
[02:28] Cayna
    I bet it's surprising to see
    this many people, huh?
[02:32] Cayna
    That's the marketplace. You can find
    anything you want to eat there.
[02:37] Cayna
    That's the Adventurers' Guild.
[02:40] Cayna
    That's where we adventurers get
    a lot of ques—we get a lot of jobs.
[02:48] Cayna
    That's the castle.
[02:49] Luka
    A castle... Like where a
    king or a princess lives?
[02:54] Cayna
    Yup, exactly. And...
[02:57] Cayna
    This is the Ejidd River. We're going
    to take a boat and head over there.
[03:07] Mai-Mai and Lonti
    You adopted her?!
[03:09] Cayna
    This is Luka, your new little sister.
[03:15] Mai-Mai
    It's nice to meet you, Luka. I'm Mai-Mai.
[03:18] Mai-Mai
    You can call me Big Sister Mai-Mai.
[03:24] Luka
    Big Sister Mai-Mai...
[03:27] Mai-Mai
    I love the sound of that!
[03:30] Cayna
    And that's...
[03:32] Roxilius
    I am Roxilius.
[03:34] Mai-Mai
    I never knew you had a butler, Mother.
[03:37] Lonti
    H-Here you go, Miss Cayna, Little Miss Luka.
[03:40] Cayna
    Thanks, Lonti.
[03:42] Luka
    Thank you...
[03:44] Lonti
    Um... Would you like some tea, Roxilius?
[03:48] Roxilius
    I am fine, thank you.
[03:50] Lonti
    I-I see...
[03:53] Mai-Mai
    You're always full of surprises, Mother.
[03:57] Mai-Mai
    You went to look for some Palace of the
    Dragon King and came back with a child.
[04:03] Mai-Mai
    And when you came to the royal capital...
[04:05] Mai-Mai
    You caught a runaway prince,
[04:08] Mai-Mai
    sent the High Priest flying into the ceiling,
[04:10] Mai-Mai
    annihilated the bandits that were giving
    the knights trouble all on your own,
[04:15] Mai-Mai
    and defeated an Event Monster
    like it was child's play.
[04:19] Mai-Mai
    Mother, your life is so eventful.
[04:23] Cayna
    I can't help but think I'm some
    kind of deterrent in this world.
[04:29] Cayna
    By the way, Mai-Mai...
[04:31] Cayna
    Now that I've got a new daughter named Luka,
[04:34] Cayna
    I'm going to build a house near my tower,
[04:37] Cayna
    and I'm going to settle down there.
[04:40] Mai-Mai
    Not in the royal capital?
[04:41] Cayna
    I want Luka to grow up carefree
    and surrounded by nature.
[04:46] Cayna
    Besides, if I stay here,
[04:48] Cayna
    I'm afraid Skargo will try
    to attack me every day.
[04:51] Mai-Mai
    True...
[04:52] Lonti
    True...
[04:54] Kee
    True.
[04:57] Cayna
    Now, then...
[04:59] Cayna
    I'm going to go see Skargo and Kartatz.
    Could you let them know for me?
[05:04] Cayna
    Could you also tell Kartatz, "I'm going
    to build a house, so I'd love some lumber.
[05:08] Cayna
    It'd make me so happy to have a lot."
[05:11] Mai-Mai
    Very well.
[05:17] Skargo
    Ah, a new little sister!
[05:19] Skargo
    Welcome to our family!
[05:32] Cayna
    Skargo...
[05:35] Skargo
    I'm very sorry, Mother Dearest!
[05:39] Cayna
    It's okay. He's just a weirdo.
    He's not actually scary.
[05:43] Luka
    He's just a weirdo?
[05:45] Cayna
    Let's try these introductions again.
[05:48] Cayna
    This is my son, Skargo.
[05:51] Luka
    Big Brother Skargo?
[05:54] Skargo
    Ah, my precious little sister!
[05:56] Cayna
    Just think of him as your pathetic,
    weird older brother, who holds a high rank,
[06:02] Cayna
    but is only remembered for
    producing his own special effects.
[06:05] Luka
    'Kay.
[06:06] Skargo
    Mother Dearest, you don't have
    to say it like that...
[06:09] Cayna
    You deserve every word of it.
[06:10] Skargo
    But, Mother Dearest...
[06:13] Skargo
    These effects are what make me
    who I am. They are my identity!
[06:18] Cayna
    I'm telling you to get rid of that identity.
[06:21] Skargo
    But... you're the one who raised
    me to be this way, are you not?
[06:28] Kee
    He's got a point, Cayna.
[06:30] Roxilius
    So this lad is Master's son.
[06:34] Roxilius
    I see.
[06:40] Cayna
    So, yeah. I'm going to be living
    in the village near my tower.
[06:44] Cayna
    If you need anything,
    you can contact me there.
[06:47] Skargo
    Very well. In that case, I think I'll
    also move my church over there—
[06:51] Cayna
    Yeah, don't.
[06:55] ---
    Mother Dearest...
[06:57] Cayna
    Okay, I'll be taking all of this.
[07:04] Kartatz
    That should be plenty.
[07:06] Cayna
    Yup.
[07:07] Cayna
    This should be plenty to build
    a house or two. Thanks, Kartatz.
[07:13] Kartatz
    I'm not a kid. Stop patting me on the head.
[07:21] Kartatz
    You're my little sister, huh?
     Pleased to meet ya.
[07:25] Luka
    It's nice to meet you.
[07:29] Kartatz
    What a good little lass.
[07:30] Cayna
    You're such a good boy, Kartatz.
[07:33] Kartatz
    Damn it, stop patting my head.
[07:35] Cayna
    You're so personable, unlike Skargo.
[07:38] Cayna
    I wonder if it's because
    you're so old and wise.
[07:40] Kartatz
    Old and wise? You're way older than I am.
[07:46] Elineh
    Ah, I see.
[07:49] Elineh
    So you've adopted a daughter.
[07:52] Arbiter
    And you're moving to that village?
     We sure will miss you.
[07:56] Cayna
    It's not like we'll never
    see each other again.
[08:00] Elineh
    I was hoping you'd be our
    caravan's dedicated bodyguard.
[08:05] Arbiter
    And we wanted you to join
    the Flame Spears, too.
[08:10] Elineh
    I guess we'll just have to give up.
[08:13] Arbiter
    Yeah.
[08:13] Cayna
    You can call me at any time, though
    I may not be able to help every time.
[08:19] Elineh
    Oh, by the way, Cayna...
[08:22] Elineh
    Moving will be an expensive proposition.
[08:25] Cayna
    Yes, I'm sure it will.
[08:27] Elineh
    If you need anything,
[08:30] Elineh
    please stop by my shop.
    I assure you, it's got everything.
[08:40] Cayna
    Maybe she's tuckered out from
    meeting so many new people.
[08:45] Cayna
    I'll try to get us a ride for our journey.
[08:47] Cayna
    Could you take Luka back to the inn for me?
[08:51] Roxilius
    You can count on me.
    Where are you headed, Master?
[08:54] Cayna
    I figured I'd stop by Elineh's
    shop since I'm here.
[09:05] Cayan
    That's, uh...
[09:06] Kee
    Elineh has been beautified by 300 percent.
[09:14] Luka
    One Cayna... Two Caynas?!
[09:19] Roxilius
    Meow, meow. Meow, meow. Meow, meow...
[09:22] Roxine
    Are you trying to change your image?
[09:34] Cayna
    Hello?
[09:36] Armuna
    Welcome. Is this your first time here?
[09:39] Cayna
    Oh, yes.
[09:41] Cayna
    This employee is another
    kobold, just like Elineh.
[09:45] Cayna
    Um, what kind of shop is this?
[09:48] Armuna
    We have everything from household items
    to swords you can use as an adventurer.
[09:54] Cayna
    Uh-huh...
[09:55] Cayna
    I see. It's probably like Ama•••.
    I definitely used •••zon a lot.
[10:01] Cayna
    I got my stuff immediately,
    even at the hospital.
[10:04] Armuna
    Miss?
[10:05] Cayna
    Oh, um... I was looking to buy
    a carriage. Do you have one?
[10:10] Armuna
    We have everything other
    than the things we don't have.
[10:12] Cayna
    Ooh! Way to go, Ama••• Prime!
[10:15] Armuna
    Right this way, please.
[10:20] Armuna
    These are our latest models.
[10:22] Cayna
    Wow, there are a lot to choose from.
[10:25] Armuna
    This one is an older model,
[10:27] Armuna
    but its elaborate decorations
    make it quite popular.
[10:30] Cayna
    It's so fancy.
[10:32] Cayna
    I mean, pretty much
    anything will work, but...
[10:37] Armuna
    That one is not for sale,
[10:40] Armuna
    but it's the model our caravan
    had been using until recently.
[10:43] Armuna
    It's old now, so it's slated for disposal.
[10:46] Cayna
    So that's the one Elineh was using?
[10:50] Cayna
    Come to think of it, it does look familiar.
[10:54] Cayna
    That's the one that was attacked
    by the laigayanma larva.
[10:58] Armuna
    Oh!
[11:00] Armuna
    Please excuse my rudeness!
[11:03] Cayna
    Huh?
[11:05] Armuna
    Would your name happen to be Miss Cayna?
[11:10] Cayna
    Uh... Yeah, it is.
[11:13] Armuna
    Very well!
[11:15] Armuna
    Then you needn't pay for this item.
[11:18] Armuna
    Please go ahead and take it.
[11:21] Cayna
    What?!
[11:22] Armuna
    Miss Cayna,
[11:24] Armuna
    I'm sure you must be wondering why,
[11:27] Armuna
    but those are the president's orders.
[11:29] Cayna
    President... You mean Elineh?
[11:33] Armuna
    Yes.
[11:34] Armuna
    He just instructed me
[11:36] Armuna
    to let you have your first purchase
    for free if you stopped by.
[11:42] Cayna
    I appreciate it, but Elineh
    doesn't need to do that for me.
[11:49] Armuna
    You're just as my husband said you'd be.
[11:52] Cayna
    Husband?
[11:53] Armuna
    I should've mentioned this earlier.
[11:55] Armuna
    My name is Armuna. I am Elineh's wife.
[11:59] Cayna
    What?!
[12:01] Cayna
    Oh, hello! It's a pleasure to meet you!
[12:04] Armuna
    Oh, please! You don't need to bow!
[12:07] Cayna
    I had no idea Elineh was married.
[12:11] Armuna
    My husband deeply appreciates
    everything you've done for him.
[12:15] Armuna
    Please consider this a token of our
    gratitude and a housewarming gift.
[12:19] Cayna
    Okay... If you say so.
[12:22] Armuna
    Yes. What shall we do? Would you
    like it delivered to the inn later?
[12:26] Cayna
    No, I'll just take it with me.
[12:28] Armuna
    Take it with you?
SIGN    Item Box
SIGN    Elineh's Carriage
[12:32] Cayna
    Like this.
[12:33] Armuna
    Oh, I see.
[12:36] Armuna
    Please come again.
[12:38] Cayna
    Sure. Next time, I'll do some real
    shopping. Say hi to Elineh for me.
[12:45] Armuna
    I will. We'll be waiting for your return.
[12:49] Employees
    We'll be waiting for your return.
[12:54] Cayna
    Right...
[12:56] Cayna
    So, yeah.
[12:58] Cayna
    We're going to be leaving tomorrow.
[13:00] Cayna
    We'll go to the village,
    build a house, and live there.
[13:04] Luka
    What should I do?
[13:06] Cayna
    Hmm... I guess you can do some chores
    for a while. Like cleaning up and stuff.
[13:12] Cayna
    I don't actually know what
    household chores are like.
[13:15] Cayna
    I was always at the hospital,
    so I wasn't home much.
[13:20] Cayna
    I wonder what kinds of
    household chores are essential.
[13:26] Cayna
    I guess I can ask a professional housekeeper.
[13:30] Cayna
    So, Rox...
[13:32] Roxilius
    Yes, Master?
[13:34] Cayna
    I don't know what I should
    have Luka do at our new home.
[13:38] Roxilius
    I see... Then why don't I run
    everything in your household?
[13:45] Cayna
    What? But your statute of limitations...
[13:48] Roxilius
    You're making it sound like
    I've committed a crime.
[13:53] Luka
    Wait, are you going away?
[13:55] Roxilius
    Well, you see... There is nothing
    left in the place where I once was.
[14:02] Roxilius
    I'm not even sure if I can return there.
[14:05] Cayna
    Ah, I see.
[14:07] Cayna
    Since Leadale*'s not running anymore,
[14:10] Cayna
    I guess maybe all the systems*
    that were in place are in limbo.
[14:15] Cayna
    In that case...
[14:16] Cayna
    Can I have you look after
    Luka at our new home?
[14:20] Roxilius
    Of course.
[14:21] Cayna
    Isn't that great? Rox will
    teach you all kinds of things.
[14:25] Luka
    Yeah.
[14:26] Roxilius
    Also, if I may...
[14:28] Cayna
    Huh? What did you need?
[14:31] Roxilius
    I was wondering if you could summon Roxine.
[14:33] Cayna
    Summon Cie?
[14:34] Roxilius
    I believe it would be beneficial to
    Lady Luka if she had a female attendant.
[14:39] Roxilius
    Though I would much rather
    not ask her for anything.
[14:43] Cayna
    I guess you two never got along very well.
[14:47] Roxilius
    If she didn't start these petty squabbles,
    I would never retaliate.
[14:50] Cayna
    I see. I guess we're calling Cie, too.
[14:53] Cayna
    That actually sounds like
    it'll be pretty fun.
[14:57] Cayna
    Let's not wait.
[15:20] Roxine
    It has been too long, Lady Cayna.
[15:23] Roxine
    I, Roxine, am at your service.
[15:26] Cayna
    It's been a while, Cie.
[15:28] Roxine
    Seeing that you have summoned me
    while this numbskull is already here,
[15:31] Roxine
    is it safe to assume that this
    numbskull acted inappropriately?
[15:36] Cayna
    Cie, this is Luka, my daughter.
[15:41] Roxine
    My name is Roxine.
[15:44] Luka
    I-I'm Luka.
[15:46] Cayna
    I'd like you to take care
    of Luka at our new home.
[15:51] Roxine
    As you wish.
[15:52] Roxine
    I, Roxine, I will make sure to
    raise Lady Luka into a fine lady
[15:56] Roxine
    who will never bring you shame,
    wherever she may go.
[16:00] Cayna
    Uh, you don't need to raise her into a lady.
[16:02] Cayna
    Just raise her normally
    so she can be herself.
[16:06] Roxine
    I see. Very well.
[16:09] Roxine
    Meaning, you are requesting
    the minimal amount of care.
[16:13] Cayna
    Yeah, just let her be. I don't think she's
    used to people pampering her so much.
[16:20] Luka
    Um... take care of me?
[16:22] Cayna
    From getting dressed in the morning
    to your bath at night,
[16:24] Cayna
    Roxine will help you with everything.
[16:27] Luka
    But I don't deserve any of that.
[16:30] Cayna
    Then let's have them take care of both of us.
[16:33] Cayna
    Is that better?
[16:35] Luka
    Okay...
[16:36] Roxine
    But honestly, if you were going to
    bother summoning this numbskull,
[16:40] Roxine
    you could've summoned me first.
[16:43] Roxilius
    Who are you calling a numbskull?
    Know your place.
[16:46] Roxilius
    You and I both live to serve our master.
[16:51] Cayna
    They really don't get along,
    even though they're so much alike.
[17:00] Cayna
    We're all going to be a family,
    so try not to fight so much.
[17:06] Cayna
    No cutting down trees in
    the city, destroying homes,
[17:09] Cayna
    or throwing people, either!
[17:11] Cayna
    Make sure you behave yourselves
     so you can set an example for Luka.
[17:16] Cayna
    I owe a lot to the village
    we're about to live in.
[17:21] Cayna
    If you mess with the people or the
    common property, I'll get mad.
[17:25] Roxine
    Very well, Lady Cayna.
[17:28] Roxilius
    Understood.
[17:30] Cayna
    Jeez...
[17:39] Cayna
    All right, let's go!
[17:41] Luka
    Where's the horse? This carriage
    won't move without one.
[17:44] Cayna
    Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head.
[17:47] Cayna
    Just watch.
[17:54] Roxine
    Don't be frightened, Lady Luka.
[17:57] Roxilius
    Yes. It's not as frightening
    as Roxine, Lady Luka.
[18:01] Roxine
    What was that?
[18:03] Roxilius
    You must be hearing things.
[18:04] Roxine
    Tch...
[18:13] Roxilius
    Well done, Master.
[18:15] Roxine
    Excellent, Lady Cayna.
[18:17] Cayna
    All right. Hop in.
[18:21] Cayna
    Let's go!
[18:30] Cayna
    I'm thinking about moving here
    with my daughter and attendants.
[18:35] Cayna
    I hope you don't mind.
[18:37] Marelle
    Oh, I see. All right. I'm sure everyone
    will be happy you're here, Cayna.
[18:44] Lytt
    So you're going to stay here forever, Miss?
[18:47] Marelle
    It's sure gonna get lively.
[18:51] Lytt
    I'm Lytt. I'm the daughter
    of this pub's owner.
[18:55] Lytt
    It's nice to meet you.
[18:59] Luka
    I'm Luka. It's nice to meet you.
[19:02] Lytt
    Yeah! Let's be friends!
[19:06] Lytt
    Oh, sorry. Did that hurt?
[19:10] Luka
    No... I'm okay.
[19:13] Lytt
    Thank goodness!
[19:16] Marelle
    Luka, was it? I hope she enjoys living here.
[19:21] Cayna
    Yes.
[19:21] Marelle
    So... who are these two?
[19:24] Roxilius
    I apologize for my late introduction.
[19:26] Roxilius
    I will also be living here along
    with Lady Cayna as her attendant.
[19:30] Roxilius
    My name is Roxilius.
[19:33] Roxilius
    It is a pleasure to meet you.
[19:36] Roxine
    Yes, he is nothing but a lowly servant.
     Please use him as you will.
[19:42] Roxine
    Use him like you would a dirty rag,
    until there's naught but fur left.
[19:46] Roxine
    I am also an attendant. My name is Roxine.
     It's a pleasure to meet you.
[19:51] Marelle
    What a rather mean, er,
    unique attendant you've got there.
[19:55] Cayna
    I'm so sorry.
[19:56] Cayna
    Once our house is done, it'll probably
    be best not to let Roxine out too much.
[20:02] Marelle
    So considering you've got
    these nice attendants,
[20:06] Marelle
    you must be from an important family.
[20:10] Cayna
    It's actually a long story...
     More importantly,
[20:14] Cayna
    how's Mimily doing?
[20:16] Marelle
    Oh, Mimily is...
[20:19] Mimily
    There is a song
[20:21] Mimily
    That you can only hear
[20:23] Mimily
    On a night with shooting stars
[20:28] Mimily
    The blue wave guides my fin
[20:28] Luka
    She's doing laundry.
[20:30] Cayna
    Why is Mimily doing laundry?
[20:33] Mimily
    Lytt found out that I can control water,
    so she suggested I run a laundry business.
[20:41] Mimily
    Lytt ended up telling everyone in town
    before I could give a proper answer,
[20:46] Mimily
    and then this happened.
[20:50] Cayna
    I guess I underestimated
    how proactive kids are.
[20:53] Mimily
    Yes, but I'm having fun.
[20:57] Mimily
    It makes everyone in the village happy,
[20:59] Mimily
    and I can earn a wage, so it's
    killing two birds with one stone.
[21:03] Marelle
    She always gets everything
    so clean. It's a huge help.
[21:06] Luine
    We don't have to spend time
    on laundry, which is great.
[21:10] Villager woman A
    Yeah.
[21:12] Villager Woman B
    It's wonderful.
[21:14] Cayna
    I see.
[21:15] Cayna
    She's pretty reliable.
[21:17] ---
    Lullaby...
[21:19] Marelle
    Well, I need to start the preparations,
    so I'll be heading back now.
[21:24] Cayna
    Preparations?
[21:25] Luka
    For what?
[21:26] Marelle
    What else?
[21:28] Marelle
    We're throwing a welcome party
    to celebrate you two living here.
[21:33] Luine
    It's going to be huge!
[21:35] Lytt
    We're having a huge feast tonight!
[21:37] Luka
    Okay.
[21:38] Cayna
    N-No, I'm good on parties...
[21:41] Marelle
    What are you talking about?
[21:43] Marelle
    You're officially becoming
    a member of our village.
[21:46] Marelle
    A welcome party is a necessary ritual.
[21:49] Cayna
    Uh, well... Okay, but please go easy on me.
[21:57] Kee
    Looks like you're going to get black-out
    drunk and have a hangover again.

E12 - Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth

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[00:00] Skargo
    I hear Mother Dearest is taking up
    residence in an outlying village.
[00:05] Kartatz
    Yeah, so it seems.
[00:07] Kartatz
    She took a ton of lumber from my workplace.
[00:10] Skargo
    What?!
[00:11] Skargo
    It seems we have no choice now.
[00:13] Mai-Mai
    What's the problem, Big Bro?
[00:15] Kartatz
    Is something going on?
[00:16] Skargo
    We three siblings...
[00:19] Skargo
    must move along with Mother Dearest!
[00:21] Mai-Mai
    Do you hear yourself?
[00:23] Mai-Mai
    You're the high priest!
    Stop being ridiculous!
[00:25] Kartatz
    Besides, you know Mum
    would pound you for that!
[00:28] Kartatz
    She just went off on you not long ago!
SIGN    Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
SIGN    Relocating, Building, Flying, and the Earth
[02:08] Roxilius
    Are you all right, Master?
[02:11] Cayna
    I'm... really not.
[02:15] Cayna
    Ow, my head...
[02:19] Kee
    As always, Cayna, you are
    experiencing hangover symptoms.
[02:23] Kee
    This makes a total of—
[02:24] Cayna
    Don't say it.
[02:26] Cayna
    This time, I absolutely swear
    I'll never drink again.
[02:30] Kee
    You have also sworn that oath a total of—
[02:32] Cayna
    I said don't. Seriously.
[02:34] Luka
    Water...
[02:36] Cayna
    Luka...
[02:37] Cayna
    Thank you so much!
[02:44] Luka
    Mo—
[02:46] Cayna
    Huh?
[02:47] Luka
    Are you okay?
[02:48] Cayna
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
[02:51] Cayna
    Thanks to you, Luka.
[02:53] Luka
    You smell like booze.
[02:56] Roxine
    You needed to stop her before
    she could drink too much!
[02:57] Cayna
    Luka, there's a very good reason for this!
[02:59] Roxine
    You useless stray cat!
[03:00] Kee
    A reason?
[03:01] Roxilius
    Too much? She collapsed after only one drink.
[03:01] Cayna
    Shut up, Kee.
[03:03] Cayna
    You see, Luka, grown-ups have to do
    this thing we call "socializing."
[03:05] Roxine
    Then stop her before she can have one drink!
[03:08] Roxine
    I bet you were just spacing out, weren't you?
[03:08] Kee
    Grown-ups?
[03:09] Cayna
    You shut up!
[03:11] Kee
    Is going along with the
    crowd what grown-ups do?
[03:11] Roxine
    You numbskull!
[03:13] Roxilius
    I don't need comments like that
    from someone who wasn't there.
[03:16] Roxine
    I was looking after Lady Luka!
[03:20] Cayna
    Come on, guys, don't fight.
    It's making my headache worse.
[03:26] Roxilius
    I am so sorry.
[03:26] Roxine
    Please forgive me.
[03:28] Roxilius
    Now look, Roxine. Our master
    scolded us because of you.
[03:32] Roxine
    It was your fault, numbskull!
[03:34] Roxilius
    Excuse me?!
[03:35] Cayna
    Please stop.
[03:37] Luka
    Don't fight...
[03:40] Lytt
    Are you okay, miss? Can you move?
[03:43] Cayna
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[03:45] Lytt
    Mom said to have you come downstairs
    'cause she has good news.
[03:49] Cayna
    Good news?
[03:55] Cayna
    It's huge!
[03:56] Lottor
    This is where the home of the person
    who founded this village once was...
[04:00] Lottor
    or at least, that's what the stories say.
[04:02] Cayna
    What?! And you're giving that to me?
[04:04] Marelle
    Yep! There's no need to be modest.
[04:07] Luine
    All the villagers unanimously
    agreed to give this land to you.
[04:12] Lytt
    You don't like it?
[04:13] Cayna
    No, that's not it at all, Lytt.
[04:16] Cayna
    I love it!
[04:18] Lytt
    Oh, good!
[04:20] Cayna
    But I feel bad accepting it for free.
[04:22] Luine
    Oh, it's fine.
[04:24] Luine
    We've got far more land than we need, anyway.
[04:27] Lottor
    That's right. Besides, if you're here...
[04:31] Marelle
    We'll have more parties!
[04:33] Cayna
    C-Come on, you just threw a party
    for me last night. I don't need...
[04:39] Marelle
    What're you talkin' about?
[04:40] Marelle
    Last night's was a welcome party.
[04:42] Marelle
    Tonight, we'll have a party to celebrate
    that you've decided where to build!
[04:47] Cayna
    Whoa, hang on, Marelle!
[04:49] Luine
    In fact, why wait until tonight
    when we can start right now?
[04:53] Lottor
    I agree!
[04:55] Cayna
    But it's still daytime...
[04:57] Luine
    Don't worry about that!
[04:59] Luine
    Get moving while the getting's good, I say!
[05:00] Cayna
    Good?!
[05:01] Marelle
    Now that that's settled,
    let's start getting ready!
[05:04] Cayna
    Wha...
[05:06] Cayna
    Okay, sure! Let's do this!
[05:08] Lottor
    That's our Cayna!
[05:09] Roxilius
    Cie...
[05:10] Marelle
    Well, then, we'd better hustle!
[05:11] Roxilius
    You can attend to the master today.
[05:13] Luine
    We need to let everyone
    in the village know, too!
[05:13] Roxilius
    Remember to stop her before
    she starts drinking.
[05:15] Roxine
    Oh, very well. Just leave it all to me.
[05:20] Cayna
    Ugh...
[05:21] Kee
    Same old story, eh?
[05:23] Cayna
    Don't say it.
[05:25] Luka
    Here.
[05:27] Cayna
    Thank you, Luka.
[05:29] Luka
    You smell like booze.
[05:31] Cayna
    Luka, there's this thing called
    "grown-up circumstances"...
[05:31] Roxilius
    Why didn't you stop her?
[05:33] Roxine
    Shut up!
[05:34] Roxine
    I can't help it if she drank
    before I could stop her!
[05:35] Kee
    Now they're circumstances?
[05:37] Cayna
    Stay out of this, Kee.
[05:37] Roxilius
    Hah. All those times you called
    me a numbskull, and now this?
[05:39] Kee
    Your hangovers have now reached a total of—
[05:41] Cayna
    Kee! Shut it!
[05:43] Luka
    You smell like booze.
[05:44] Roxine
    Excuse me?!
[05:45] Roxilius
    If that upsets you, just stop
    her before she starts drinking.
[05:45] Cayna
    Seriously, would you guys stop fighting?
[05:49] Roxine
    I get it, okay?! You worthless cat!
[05:49] Cayna
    I swear, I'm never drinking again!
[05:51] Roxilius
    What was that?!
[05:52] Roxine
    Shut up!
[05:55] Cayna
    Okay, let's do this!
[05:58] Luka
    How are we going to build a house?
[06:01] Luka
    Don't we need a carpenter?
[06:03] Cayna
    Luka, would you mind staying
    with Rox and Cie for me?
[06:08] Roxine
    Lady Luka, let's watch what
    Lady Cayna does from here.
[06:13] Roxilius
    I'm sure she'll surprise us.
[06:17] Cayna
    I'll start by using my Craft Skills...
[06:23] Cayna
    Me and Luka, Rox and Cie...
[06:25] Cayna
    We'll each need our own room,
    plus a living and dining space.
[06:28] Cayna
    As for storage...
[06:30] Cayna
    Kee, display the largest of
    the house templates you have.
[06:35] Kee
    Understood.
[06:39] Cayna
    Looks good.
[06:40] Cayna
    Okay, I'll use the lumber
    I got from Kartatz...
[06:46] Cayna
    And next, I'll summon an earth spirit.
[06:54] Cayna
    Turn the foundation into
    stone to make it solid.
[07:00] Roxilius
    That is the house's foundation.
[07:02] Roxine
    The house will be built on top of that.
[07:33] Cayna
    And it's done!
[07:36] Cayna
    Come on over, Luka.
[07:37] Luka
    Okay.
[07:40] Cayna
    Let's go inside and check it out.
[07:42] Luka
    Okay.
[07:52] Cayna
    Okay, ready? One, two...
[07:55] Luka
    O-One, two...
[08:04] Luka
    I'm coming in.
[08:05] Cayna
    You mean, "I'm home."
[08:07] Cayna
    This is where you're going to
    live from now on, you know.
[08:11] Luka
    I... I'm home.
[08:14] Cayna
    Welcome home.
[08:16] Cayna
    Rox and Cie, could you make
    sure the supports are straight,
[08:20] Cayna
    and check for any cracks in the floor?
[08:23] Roxilius
    Certainly.
[08:25] Roxine
    You can count on us.
[08:26] Roxine
    We will check every last nook and cranny.
[08:30] Cayna
    Luka, I'll show you around the inside.
[08:33] Luka
    Okay.
[08:35] Cayna
    This is Rox's room.
[08:37] Luka
    Huh?
[08:37] Cayna
    Wait, no... I meant Cie's room.
[08:41] Cayna
    This one is Rox's room.
[08:44] Cayna
    This is the kitchen.
[08:46] Cayna
    We'll use the cellar for storing food.
[08:50] Cayna
    And this is the living and dining space.
[08:54] Cayna
    This is my room. And...
[08:59] Cayna
    Right next door is... your room, Luka.
[09:04] Luka
    My room?
[09:07] Cayna
    Luka, if you get lonely in here by yourself,
[09:10] Cayna
    don't hesitate to come over to
    my room or Cie's room, okay?
[09:15] Luka
    Okay.
[09:16] Cayna
    Good.
[09:17] Roxilius
    Master.
[09:19] Roxilius
    We've completed our checks.
[09:20] Roxine
    We found no problems at all.
[09:23] Roxine
    As always, Lady Cayna, you've done perfect
    work. So unlike this numbskull here.
[09:28] Roxilius
    You didn't need that last part.
[09:29] Roxine
    Oh, but it's the truth, isn't it?
[09:33] Cayna
    Listen, Rox, Cie...
[09:40] Roxilius and Roxine
    Lady Luka?
[09:42] Cayna
    Luka?
[09:45] Luka
    Don't fight...
[09:52] Cayna
    Luka, you're so dependable!
[09:55] Cayna
    I'm officially naming you
    our minister of arbitration!
[09:58] Luka
    A-Arbitration?
[10:01] Cayna
    Whenever Rox and Cie start fighting,
    it's your job to stop them, okay?
[10:05] Cayna
    It's the perfect job for you!
[10:08] Luka
    O-Okay... Mo—
[10:13] Luka
    I'll do that.
[10:14] Cayna
    Great!
[10:16] Lytt
    Miss Cayna! Luka!
[10:19] Cayna
    Coming!
[10:21] Cayna
    Let's go, Luka.
[10:22] Luka
    Okay.
[10:26] Roxine
    I can't believe Lady Luka
    stopped our quarrel.
[10:31] Roxilius
    I never would've seen that coming.
[10:33] Roxine
    It's all your fault, Rox!
[10:35] Roxilius
    You're the one who's always
    picking fights with me!
[10:41] Marelle
    We were going to ask if we
    could help with anything...
[10:44] Luine
    But I guess there was no need.
[10:46] Cayna
    Sorry! I appreciate you coming over, though.
[10:50] Lytt
    I can't believe you built a house so quickly!
[10:53] Lytt
    You're amazing, Miss Cayna!
[10:55] Luka
    Uh-huh.
[10:56] Marelle
    Well, if it's already finished,
[10:58] Marelle
    what you need isn't help... it's flowers!
[11:03] Cayna
    Flowers?
[11:03] Luka
    Flowers?
[11:11] Marelle
    It's our custom in this village.
[11:13] Marelle
    When a new house is built, this
    helps to make it one with the earth.
[11:18] Cayna
    Wow, you have a custom like that?
[11:20] Luka
    The flowers are so pretty.
[11:23] Marelle
    Keep them up until they wilt.
[11:25] Marelle
    They also carry our wishes for you
    to live long and healthy lives here.
[11:29] Cayna
    Okay, then.
[11:31] Luine
    So, Cayna...
[11:33] Cayna
    Yes?
[11:33] Marelle
    This calls for another party tonight!
[11:35] Cayna
    Huh?!
[11:36] Marelle
    To celebrate the completion of Cayna's house!
[11:39] Cayna
    What?!
[11:40] Roxine
    Will we be able to stop her from drinking?
[11:43] Roxilius
    Probably not.
[11:45] Roxine
    That's the first time
    we've agreed on something.
[11:48] Roxilius
    Although I genuinely hate to admit it...
[11:50] Silver Tower Guardian
    I'm finally up, eh?
    Allow me to introduce myself!
[11:54] Silver Tower Guardian
    My name is—
[11:56] Cayna
    The lead will lead the way in the final act!
[12:00] Cayna
    Pretty good, huh?
[12:02] Mimily
    So you ended up with yet another hangover?
[12:05] Cayna
    It's no laughing matter.
[12:08] Cayna
    This time, I seriously, solemnly swear
[12:12] Cayna
    that I am never, ever going to
    drink again, for all eternity.
[12:19] Luka
    Um...
[12:20] Roxine
    There's no need to be shy.
[12:24] Luka
    I'm not... being shy.
[12:28] Cayna
    How's the laundry work going, Mimily?
[12:32] Mimily
    I'm making quite a fortune, thank you.
[12:39] Mimily
    After all...
[12:41] Mimily
    You did make a special
    laundry room just for me.
[12:45] Mimily
    I don't quite understand what the thing
    you call a "shishi-odoshi" is for...
[12:51] Mimily
    But I really can't thank you
    enough for all you've done.
[12:55] Cayna
    I'm just glad you like it.
[12:57] Mimily
    Oh, by the way, Cayna...
[13:00] Mimily
    You once said you would find
    my homeland for me, and I...
[13:06] Cayna
    Oh... I haven't found it yet. Sorry.
[13:10] Mimily
    No, it's not that.
[13:13] Mimily
    I was thinking that I don't need to
    find the mermaid village anymore.
[13:19] Mimily
    Back home, I was just a burden.
[13:23] Mimily
    My only relative was my older sister,
     and I very rarely saw her.
[13:28] Mimily
    Everyone else just gossiped
    about me behind my back.
[13:33] Mimily
    I wandered off, thinking I might as well
    just disappear, and I ended up here.
[13:39] Mimily
    I was lonely at first,
[13:43] Mimily
    but this village has so kindly accepted me,
[13:46] Mimily
    and I have this laundry job
    that makes everyone happy.
[13:50] Mimily
    So I'm very happy now.
[13:55] Cayna
    I see. Okay, then.
[13:58] Cayna
    I won't look for the mermaid village anymore.
[14:01] Cayna
    But if you change your mind,
     just let me know.
[14:05] Mimily
    Okay! If I do, I'll be counting on you!
[14:10] Cayna
    But, man, this feels amazing.
[14:11] Mimily
    There is a song
[14:15] Mimily
    That you can only hear
[14:16] Cayna
    I finally sobered up,
    and I feel so much better.
[14:19] Mimily
    On a night with shooting stars
[14:21] Mimily
    The blue wave guides my fin
[14:23] Luka
    Scrub, scrub...
[14:31] Cayna
    That's it!
[14:32] Cayna
    Lytt and Luka, you've both gotten much better.
[14:35] Lytt
    Yes, Miss Cayn—I mean, Teacher Cayna!
[14:39] Cayna
    You'll start reading more
    difficult books soon.
[14:42] Lytt
    Okay!
[14:43] Luka
    Okay.
[14:44] Cayna
    Well, that's enough studying for today.
[14:47] Lytt
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:48] Lytt
    Luka, let's go play!
[14:50] Lytt
    I'll teach you how to make a flower crown.
[14:54] Luka
    Okay.
[14:57] Cayna
    I never thought I'd move all the way out
    here and end up acting as a teacher.
[15:03] Roxine
    Since you are educated, Lady Cayna,
[15:05] Roxine
    extending your hand to lowly commoners
    must be the ultimate charity.
[15:11] Cayna
    Just what kind of personality
    did Opus create you with?
[15:16] Cayna
    Look, there's no "upper and lower" hierarchy
[15:19] Cayna
    between me and the people of this village.
[15:23] Cayna
    Don't say things like that
    to anyone else, understand?
[15:26] Roxine
    I do apologize.
[15:31] Lytt
    That's it. Now twist that
    bit of butterbur around.
[15:35] Luka
    L-Like this?
[15:36] Lytt
    Yeah! You're doing great!
[15:42] Roxine
    Here you go, Lady Cayna.
[15:44] Cayna
    Thanks, Cie.
[16:04] Cayna
    It's so peaceful.
[16:06] Roxine
    Lady Cayna...
[16:08] Roxine
    Might I suggest you relax for a while?
[16:11] Roxine
    Spending the whole day resting
    and not thinking about anything
[16:15] Roxine
    could be a good change of pace.
[16:18] Roxine
    If you're worried about
    the house and Lady Luka,
[16:21] Roxine
    you can leave them to me
    and... uh... the stray cat.
[16:25] Cayna
    You two didn't make up?
[16:28] Roxine
    To expect me and that worthless
    cat to get along is just too much.
[16:33] Roxine
    He and I are mortal enemies.
[16:36] Cayna
    Mortal enemies? Really?
[16:39] Cayna
    Well, anyway...
[16:41] Cayna
    How could I relax any more than this?
[16:48] Cayna
    Although that might be nice, too.
[16:52] Cayna
    I was stuck in a hospital
    from a very young age,
[16:56] Cayna
    so the only place where I
    could run around and be active
[17:02] Cayna
    was the VRMMO Leadale.
[17:08] Cayna
    I died while I was playing...
    though I didn't realize it.
[17:12] Lytt
    Miss! It's morning!
[17:12] Cayna
    The next thing I knew,
    I was right there in Leadale.
[17:17] (Flashback) Kartatz
    M-M-M-M-M-M...
[17:21] (Flashback) Kartatz
    M-Mum?!
[17:23] Cayna
    You pervert!
[17:23] Cayna
    I never dated anyone in Leadale,
    much less married anyone,
[17:28] Cayna
    but I suddenly had two sons
    and a daughter, and...
[17:30] Mai-Mai
    I was too late.
[17:32] Cayna
    I even had grandkids and great-grandkids.
[17:36] Cayna
    Then I met Elineh and Arbiter...
[17:40] Arbiter
    This would've been so much easier
    if the little missy was with us.
[17:44] Kenison
    You said it.
[17:47] Elineh
    I wonder if Lady Cayna would be
    willing to join our caravan.
[17:51] Cayna
    Then came Lonti, Mye, Primo, and Agaido...
[17:52] Mye
    I hope this is all right.
[17:53] Lonti
    Yeah...
[17:55] Primo
    I found you, Sis!
[17:57] Primo
    I bet you're goin' to see
    High Priest Skargo again, right?
[18:00] Primo
    I'm goin' with you!
[18:02] Mye
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
[18:05] Lonti
    Th-Th-Th-Th-That's right!
[18:06] Lonti
    Why would we ever go to
    see High Priest Skargo?
[18:10] Primo
    I've got proof!
[18:14] Primo
    Hey! Let go of me!
[18:17] Agaido
    Only a child would interfere
    in someone's romance.
[18:21] Primo
    Oh, shut up!
[18:23] Primo
    I was just a little curious
    about Lonti—wait, I mean...
[18:26] Agaido
    You're a little too young to understand
    how a maiden's heart works.
[18:31] Cayna
    Almana, Exis, and Quolkeh...
[18:32] Almana
    Okay, I'll take care of it.
[18:34] Exis
    Mine, too, please.
[18:35] Almana
    Sure! Just leave it to me!
[18:37] Exis
    That aside, want to get dinner sometime?
[18:41] Quolkeh
    There's that illness of yours again.
[18:41] Almana
    I bet you say that to all the girls! There!
[18:45] Cayna
    Shining Saber and Cohral...
[18:45] Exis
    Hey! Where do you think
    you're putting that stamp?!
[18:47] Quolkeh
    Your face looks better that way.
[18:47] Shining Saber
    Sounds pretty noisy in there today.
[18:49] Cohral
    Yeah, it does. Did some
    incredible quest come up?
[18:54] Cayna
    I've met so many people,
    I'm needed by so many people,
[18:58] Cayna
    I've been all over the place,
    I've had adventures...
[19:01] Silver Tower Guardian
    Yo, yo!
[19:03] Silver Tower Guardian
    Hey, Master!
[19:05] Silver Tower Guardian
    You didn't forget about me, did you?
[19:09] Cayna
    How could I forget someone as unique as you?
[19:13] Silver Tower Guardian
    Well, I should hope not!
[19:15] Cayna
    So much has happened in such a short time.
[19:18] Cayna
    I even got a new daughter.
[19:21] Cayna
    I guess maybe this is what
    they call happiness, huh?
[19:27] Cayna
    Oh, come to think of it,
    I made a promise to Lytt.
[19:32] Cayna
    Say, Lytt. Do you want to go flying sometime?
[19:37] Luka
    U-Um...
[19:40] Luka
    U-Um... Here.
[19:42] Cayna
    Is that for me?
[19:46] Luka
    It's for you, Cayna...
[19:51] Luka
    Mom!
[20:02] Cayna
    Thank you, Luka.
[20:10] Cayna
    Well? Does it suit me?
[20:12] Luka
    Yeah!
[20:14] Roxine
    It looks lovely on you.
[20:16] Lytt
    You look so pretty, Miss Cayna!
[20:22] Cayna
    Thank you, too, Lytt.
[20:26] Cayna
    Well, ready to go?
[20:28] Lytt
    Go?
[20:28] Luka
    Go where?
[20:34] Cayna
    It was nice of Marelle to
    agree to this so easily, huh?
[20:38] Lytt
    Y-Yeah...
[20:39] Luka
    I'm scared...
[20:41] Cayna
    Don't you worry, Luka. Your mom's got you.
[20:45] Cayna
    Come on, open your eyes.
[20:47] Luka
    But...
[20:47] Cayna
    It's all right.
[20:56] Lytt
    I didn't know the world was so big.
[21:00] Luka
    This is... the world?
[21:02] Cayna
    That's right. This is the world you live in.
[21:06] Cayna
    It goes on forever.
[21:09] Cayna
    And you two can go anywhere you want.
[21:13] Lytt
    Anywhere?
[21:14] Cayna
    Anywhere you want, as far as you want!
[21:17] Luka
    As far as we want...
[21:19] Cayna
    There are things in this world
    that may make you feel sad or lonely,
[21:23] Cayna
    but there are even more things
    that are fun and happy.
[21:27] Cayna
    Lots and lots of them!
[21:29] Lytt
    Lots of...
[21:31] Luka
    ...fun things?
[21:33] Cayna
    Let's keep looking for them from now on, okay?
[21:35] Lytt and Luka
    Yeah!
[21:36] Cayna
    Good answer!
[21:45] Silver Tower Guardian
    Hey, Master!
[21:48] Silver Tower Guardian
    Aren't ya gonna give me a ride, too?
[21:52] Silver Tower Guardian
    I'm so tired of just sitting around here!
[21:56] Cayna
    Yes, there's lots and lots of fun to be had
[22:01] Cayna
    here in the land of Leadale!