E4 - Men and Women | Mokuren's Medical Jutsu

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[00:03] (Flashback) Hana
    There's no other choice.
[00:05] (Flashback) Hana
    We can't have things go
    back to how they were then.
[00:09] (Flashback) Hana
    We must keep lying about men being scary.
[00:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Men... aren't scary?
SIGN    Men and Women
[02:02] Konoha
    Tsubaki.
[02:04] Tsubaki
    Konoha-sensei!
[02:05] Konoha
    Stop this instant.
[02:11] Konoha
    Ah, I see.
[02:20] Tsubaki
    A leaf?!
[02:46] Konoha
    My, my.
[02:50] Konoha
    Substitution...
[02:52] ---
    Impressive, in that short a time.
[02:54] Konoha
    However...
[03:00] Konoha
    If even one gets on you, there's no
    escape from the Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
[03:05] Tsubaki
    Konoha-sensei! I-I...
[03:08] Konoha
    Hana-sensei will decide what to do.
[03:11] Konoha
    For the time being...
[03:16] Konoha
    you will sleep.
[03:27] Konoha
    Looks like you're awake.
[03:31] Hana
    Sit her up.
[03:39] Tsubaki
    Sensei...
[03:41] Konoha
    So, what will you do with Tsubaki?
[03:47] Konoha
    Just have her remain silent...
[03:52] Konoha
    or have her leave Akane Class?
[03:57] Tsubaki
    Leave? No!
[04:01] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[04:07] Hana
    I'm going to tell you everything.
[04:09] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[04:11] Hana
    You will keep it from the
    other students, of course.
[04:15] Konoha
    Are you sure?
[04:17] Hana
    It'd be even harder to keep her quiet,
    if she knows only part of it.
[04:23] Konoha
    It's your decision, Hana-sensei...
[04:36] Hana
    There is a term called "romantic love."
[04:42] Hana
    It means to develop feelings
    for one of the opposite sex.
[04:47] Hana
    I hear everyone experiences it
    when they come of age.
[04:52] Tsubaki
    Love?
[04:56] Hana
    This might surprise you,
[04:58] ---
    but Akane Class and Aoi Class used to mingle.
[05:02] Hana
    And all the students were in love.
[05:08] Tsubaki
    Men and women...
[05:10] ---
    in love...
[05:15] Konoha
    Tsubaki?
[05:16] Tsubaki
    W-We think that men are scary,
    and that in other villages,
[05:23] ---
    we live with them grudgingly
    because it's just how things are...
[05:28] Tsubaki
    Why lie to us like that?!
[05:29] Hana
    I'm in the process of telling you.
[05:33] Tsubaki
    Oh, right.
[05:34] Hana
    May I continue?
[05:36] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am.
[05:41] Hana
    The students of Akane Class and Aoi Class
[05:45] ---
    who were in love dedicated
    themselves to training,
[05:47] ---
    but found what time they could
    to meet and be together.
[05:52] Hana
    But gradually, there emerged those
    for whom that alone couldn't satisfy.
[05:57] Hana
    They wanted more time together,
    to the exclusion of all else.
[06:03] Hana
    Even if it meant abandoning this life.
[06:05] Tsubaki
    You mean...
[06:07] Hana
    Yes, they left the village together.
[06:11] Hana
    Out in the world,
    that's known as "elopement."
[06:14] Tsubaki
    Elopement!
[06:16] Hana
    As a result, more and more couples eloped.
[06:21] Hana
    There were many who couldn't be satisfied
    with just a little time together.
[06:26] Hana
    And apparently, "elopement" is a very
    enticing word for young men and women.
[06:35] Hana
    One couple eloped after the next,
[06:38] ---
    and the number of students dropped sharply.
[06:42] Hana
    Fearful that there would be no more ninjas,
[06:45] ---
    the leaders of each class
    discussed the matter,
[06:47] ---
    and decided to disallow
    interaction between the classes.
[06:52] Hana
    Then we taught that the
    opposite sex is scary,
[06:54] ---
    and made rules forbidding contact with them.
[06:58] ---
    That's how it's been now for generations.
[07:02] Tsubaki
    So, that's the way things are.
[07:05] Konoha
    Now do you see the point of that game of tag?
[07:08] Konoha
    If more students start making fun of men,
[07:10] ---
    there will probably emerge those
[07:13] ---
    who attempt to defeat them,
    much like Sazanka and Benisumomo.
[07:16] Konoha
    If the two genders were to meet,
    we don't know what would happen.
[07:22] Tsubaki
    This is too much to take in at once.
[07:25] Tsubaki
    My mind is a mess.
[07:28] Tsubaki
    Wh-What am I supposed to do?!
[07:32] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[07:32] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[07:35] Hana
    I am surprised, though.
[07:38] Hana
    While it's true that I was
    distracted by my back pain,
[07:41] ---
    your Transformation Jutsu was
    so good, it fooled even me.
[07:44] Hana
    You will make a fine kunoichi.
[07:50] Tsubaki
    Th-Thank you, ma'am.
[07:57] Tsubaki
    Um, Sensei.
[08:00] Tsubaki
    I think from now on,
[08:02] ---
    I too would like to warn students
    who don't seem wary of men.
[08:06] Hana
    Mhm.
[08:09] Tsubaki
    And so... I'd like to ask
    for something in return...
[08:16] Asagao
    Th-Thank you!
[08:20] Asagao
    Food!
[08:22] Sazanka
    I knew you could do it, Nee-sama.
[08:22] Asagao
    Thank you!
[08:24] Tachiaoi
    I can't believe you managed
    to get Sensei's hair tie.
[08:27] Higiri
    How'd you do it?
[08:28] Itadori
    Way to go!
[08:29] Tsubaki
    I never thought asking to reinstate
    dinner would lead to all this.
[08:35] Tsubaki
    It's sort of like I'm deceiving
    them, so I have mixed feelings.
[08:38] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan!
[08:38] Mokuren
    Thanks, Tsubaki.
[08:40] Asagao
    It's all thanks to you!
[08:42] Higiri
    Good stuff.
[08:43] Hasu
    I wasn't sure how things would turn out.
[08:43] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
[08:45] Tachiaoi
    I got caught right away.
[08:47] Itadori
    Me, too.
[08:49] student
    I was sure she wouldn't find me, though.
[08:53] Tsubaki
    Well, whatever.
[08:57] Konoha
    Was this a good idea?
[08:59] ---
    Mhm.
[09:00] Hana
    Well, from now on Tsubaki will help us,
[09:04] ---
    so I'm willing to grant them their dinner.
[09:07] Konoha
    No, I didn't mean that.
[09:09] Tsubaki
    Sensei.
[09:11] Hana
    What's up?
[09:12] Tsubaki
    Um, there's something I'd like to ask.
[09:15] Hana
    What?
[09:16] Tsubaki
    Well...
[09:18] Tsubaki
    Wh-When you fall in love,
    what the heck happens to you?
[09:25] Tsubaki
    Um, I was just wondering!
[09:29] Hana
    Let's see.
[09:32] Hana
    Your heart pounds, your body feels hot,
[09:35] ---
    and it feels as if your mind goes blank.
[09:40] Hana
    Or, so I'm told.
[09:42] Tsubaki
    Your heart pounds, you feel hot,
    and your mind goes blank...
[09:47] Tsubaki
    Thank you very much.
[09:49] Tsubaki
    Excuse me.
[09:51] Konoha
    Hana-sensei.
[09:54] Konoha
    What I was trying to say is,
[09:56] ---
    was it a good idea to
    tell Tsubaki everything?
[10:04] Hana
    Tsubaki's going to be fine.
[10:06] Hana
    Because she's already
    an outstanding kunoichi.
[10:11] Konoha
    Well, fair enough.
[10:13] Konoha
    But you know, the girl is
    old enough to be interested.
[10:22] Hana
    She'll be fine.
[10:24] Konoha
    It sounds like you're telling yourself that.
[10:34] Tsubaki
    It was "love."
[10:41] Tsubaki
    It's love!
[10:49] Tsubaki
    But I've never even seen a man.
[10:53] Tsubaki
    So, is it love...?
SIGN    Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
[11:01] student
    Good morning.
[11:03] student
    Such nice weather.
[11:07] ---
    Asagao!
[11:08] student
    Huh? I can't find my hair clip!
[11:10] student
    What should we do for fun today?
[11:12] student
    Come on, it's time you got up.
SIGN    Monkey
[11:26] Mokuren
    It's a day off!
[11:29] Tsuwabuki
    Mhm.
[11:30] Mokuren
    I'm so happy. It's our day off!
[11:33] Mokuren
    "Day off."
[11:35] ---
    Yes, I even like the way it sounds.
[11:38] Mokuren
    Today I'm going to take a walk and
    pick fruit, and relax while I eat it.
[11:44] Housenka
    Mokuren! I'm gonna go beat
    Sazanka, and I need help!
[11:48] Mokuren
    Huh? Um...
[11:50] Tsuwabuki
    Stop that, Housenka.
[11:51] ---
    You know how Mokuren can't say no to a favor.
[11:55] Housenka
    Then you help me, Tsuwabuki!
[11:57] Tsuwabuki
    After this, I'm playing
    go with Fuki and the gang.
SIGN    Housenka
[12:01] Housenka
    That's never going to help
    us take Team Dog's name!
[12:04] Tsuwabuki
    We don't need it.
[12:06] ---
    How about you use your head a little, too?
[12:09] Tsuwabuki
    Go is a great game.
[12:12] Housenka
    All you ever do is lose!
[12:13] ---
    "Use your head," indeed.
[12:16] Housenka
    That, coming from a violent,
    musclebound... ape.
[12:19] Tsuwabuki
    Oh?!
[12:21] Tsuwabuki
    Sounds like you need some discipline!
[12:25] Tsuwabuki
    You little monkey!
[12:26] Housenka
    It's because you talked
    about using your head!
[12:32] Tsuwabuki
    Shut your mouth!
[12:34] Housenka
    What're you doing?!
[12:35] Tsuwabuki
    You little...!
[12:36] Housenka
    It's not my fault!
[12:44] Tsuwabuki
    Get back here!
[12:51] Mokuren
    There we go.
SIGN    Monkey
[12:59] Mokuren
    Things got off to a rough start,
[13:02] ---
    but now I get my relaxing day off!
[13:23] Mokuren
    You're so skillful.
[13:26] Mokuren
    One-two.
[13:28] Mokuren
    Huh?
[13:30] Mokuren
    Did you fall in? Come here.
[13:52] Mokuren
    Sour!
[13:54] Mokuren
    This one is...
[13:59] Mokuren
    sweet!
[14:04] Mokuren
    You want some?
[14:06] Mokuren
    All right.
[14:14] Suzuran
    Mokuren!
[14:17] Mokuren
    What's up?
[14:19] Suzuran
    I'm afraid Ajisai twisted her wrist.
[14:21] Suzuran
    Could you do that thing? The "whap" thing.
[14:24] Ajisai
    I just need medicinal herbs.
[14:26] Suzuran
    But it's our day off, and you can't fully
    enjoy yourself with your hand like that.
[14:31] Ajisai
    But...
[14:33] Mokuren
    Let me see it.
[14:36] Ajisai
    B-Be gentle.
[14:47] Ajisai
    Ow!
[14:49] Ajisai
    Didn't I say "be gentle"?!
[14:52] Mokuren
    Sorry. How's your left hand?
[14:57] Ajisai
    It's better!
[14:58] Mokuren
    That's good.
[15:00] Ajisai/Suzuran
    Thank you!
[15:02] Mokuren
    Take care.
[15:07] Mokuren
    Doing that sure does tire me out.
[15:12] Mokuren
    I had better train some more.
[15:45] Mokuren
    Tsubaki!
[15:50] Mokuren
    There.
[15:51] Mokuren
    Did Housenka show up at
    Team Dog's place again?
[15:55] Tsubaki
    No, she hasn't come by.
[15:57] Mokuren
    No?
[15:58] Sazanka
    Where are you, Nee-sama?!
[16:01] Sazanka
    Mokuren! Have you seen Nee-sama?!
[16:03] Mokuren
    Um...
[16:05] Sazanka
    She's been kinda weird all day!
[16:07] ---
    If you see her, ask her why!
[16:08] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[16:17] Mokuren
    What's the matter?
[16:19] Tsubaki
    Sazanka's blowing it out of proportion.
[16:21] ---
    I've just been thinking about something.
[16:24] Mokuren
    Oh, okay.
[16:29] Mokuren
    Hey, look.
[16:31] Mokuren
    Over there.
[16:34] Mokuren
    A bird nest.
[16:36] Mokuren
    Cute, aren't they?
[16:41] Mokuren
    I wanted to see it with you.
[16:49] Tsubaki
    Mokuren.
[16:51] Tsubaki
    Would you mind... listening to...
[16:54] Tsubaki
    what I have to say?
[16:58] Mokuren
    No problem.
[17:03] Tsubaki
    Um, how to put this...
[17:07] Tsubaki
    The thing is, I kind of wound up
    with a secret I can't tell anyone.
[17:14] Itadori
    Mokuren!
[17:15] Ume
    Come with us!
[17:16] Itadori
    We need a favor from the medical team!
[17:19] Mokuren
    Okay, I'll be there later.
[17:20] Itadori
    No, we need you now!
[17:22] Mokuren
    Right now?
[17:25] Mokuren
    Sorry, but could you ask Tsuwabuki?
[17:28] Itadori
    She's too busy playing go to do it!
[17:30] Ume
    And Housenka's passed out next to her!
[17:33] Ume/Itadori
    Please, Mokuren!
[17:36] Tsubaki
    Go on. Go with them.
[17:38] Tsubaki
    Sounds like they're in a hurry.
[17:41] Mokuren
    I'll listen once I'm done.
[17:43] Itadori
    Mokuren, hurry!
[17:46] Itadori
    This is it.
[17:48] Mokuren
    Um...
[17:50] Mokuren
    A broken teacup?
[17:53] Ume
    Fuki treasures this one!
SIGN    Team
    Tiger
[17:55] Itadori
    Please! Fix it with your "whap" thing!
[17:57] Mokuren
    Well, I can only use that on living beings.
[18:03] Itadori
    Fuki's gonna kill us!
[18:04] Ume
    Then what do we do?!
[18:06] Mokuren
    I'm sure it'll be okay.
[18:08] Mokuren
    She'll forgive you if you apologize properly.
[18:10] Ume/Itadori
    Mokuren...
[18:12] Ume
    Could you come with us when we do it?
[18:14] Mokuren
    Sure thing.
[18:17] Ume/Itadori
    We're sorry!
[18:18] Tsuwabuki
    That turns out like this,
    and this turns out like that...
[18:22] Fuki
    Don't worry about it.
[18:22] Tsuwabuki
    And if not, then this, and that, and...
[18:26] Fuki
    More importantly, were you hurt?
[18:29] Higiri
    Mokuren!
[18:56] students
    Mokuren!
[18:58] students
    Mokuren!
[18:59] students
    Mokuren!
[19:01] students
    Mokuren!
[19:02] students
    Mokuren!
[19:07] Mokuren
    Tsubaki.
[19:10] Mokuren
    Sorry I took so long.
[19:12] Tsubaki
    That's fine. But you look completely drained.
[19:16] Tsubaki
    We can wait and talk
    another time, if you like.
[19:19] Mokuren
    It's okay, this always happens.
[19:22] Tsubaki
    You really never say no.
[19:25] Mokuren
    I'm bad at refusing,
    so everyone asks me to do things.
[19:31] Tsubaki
    No, Mokuren, that's...
[19:33] Mokuren
    You know, I'm happy when they ask me.
[19:39] Mokuren
    Doing things for everyone...
[19:44] Mokuren
    I'm on Team Monkey.
[19:49] Mokuren
    So, that's my job.
[19:53] Tsubaki
    Your job...
[19:58] Tsubaki
    Say, Mokuren.
[20:00] Tsubaki
    Please whap my forehead.
[20:03] Mokuren
    S-Sure, but... does your head hurt?
[20:06] Tsubaki
    No, you don't have to use the Jutsu.
[20:09] Mokuren
    Huh?
[20:09] Tsubaki
    Just go on. Do it.
[20:11] Mokuren
    All right.
[20:16] Mokuren
    A-Are you okay?
[20:18] Tsubaki
    Yes! Thank you!
[20:20] Tsubaki
    I'll be going now.
[20:22] Mokuren
    Huh?
[20:23] Mokuren
    What about talking?
[20:25] Tsubaki
    You helped me remember.
[20:28] Tsubaki
    My job is to be stout-hearted.
[20:33] Mokuren
    Right.
[20:35] Tsubaki
    Hey, Mokuren.
[20:38] Tsubaki
    Everyone asks you for things,
    not because you don't refuse,
[20:42] ---
    but because they rely on you.
[20:45] Tsubaki
    Sazanka is worried, so I'm going to go.
[21:00] Mokuren
    I'm tired.
[21:03] Mokuren
    I'll sleep just for a bit.
[21:09] Tsuwabuki
    Hey.
[21:10] Tsuwabuki
    Wake up, Mokuren. You'll catch a cold.
[21:16] Mokuren
    Good morning. Are you done playing go?
[21:19] Tsuwabuki
    What are you talking about?
    It's night already.
[21:22] Housenka
    This is too lazy even for a day off, Mokuren.
[21:25] Tsuwabuki
    Let's go home.
[21:26] Housenka
    We looked all over for you.
[21:30] Mokuren
    Huh?!
[23:03] Tsubaki
    Mokuren!
[23:05] Mokuren
    What's the matter today?
SIGN    Monkey
[23:08] sign
    Are you okay? Your face is all red.
[23:11] sign
    Do you have a fever?
[23:13] Tsubaki
    Maybe "fever" isn't the word...
[23:15] Mokuren
    Is your heart pounding, by chance?
SIGN    A
    k
    a
    n
    e
    
    C
    l
    a
    s
    s
[23:17] Tsubaki
    Huh?!
[23:19] Tsubaki
    Yeah.
[23:20] Mokuren
    Your body feels hot?
[23:22] Tsubaki
    Yeah! Yeah!
[23:23] Mokuren
    And it feels as if your mind goes blank?
[23:26] Tsubaki
    You know what it is?!
[23:28] Mokuren
    Sure, no problem.
[23:30] Mokuren
    I'll cure you.
[23:32] Tsubaki
    Huh?
SIGN    Next time:
    
    A Fight over Some Fruit
    Independence and
    Indulgence
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued...