# E3 - Friendly Showdown / Tag (The Man Is It)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4NWJ/friendly-showdown--tag-the-man-is-it)
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**[00:11] Tsubaki**
Our afternoon team activity
will be food procurement.
**[00:17] Asagao**
Yay! I hope we can get some meat!
**[00:20] Asagao**
Emergency provisions had just run out, too.
**[00:24] Sazanka**
This won't turn out very well.
**[00:27] Sazanka**
Because every single time,
some idiot goes charging in headlong.
**[00:35] Asagao**
Hey! Who do you mean?!
**[00:36] Sazanka**
I mean you, of course!
**[00:38] Asagao**
Huh?! You take that back!
**[00:39] Tsubaki**
You two need to get along better!
**[00:41] Asagao/Sazanka**
But...!
**[00:43] Tsubaki**
Be friendlier!
***SIGN*** Friendly Showdown
**[02:19] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[02:21] Asagao**
Come back!
**[02:26] Asagao**
My midnight snack...
**[02:28] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao, it's your fault!
**[02:30] Sazanka**
And don't you owe me an apology?!
**[02:31] Asagao**
You're the one who ran into me!
**[02:33] Sazanka**
I spotted it first!
**[02:35] Asagao**
No, you didn't! I did!
**[02:37] Tsubaki**
Good grief.
**[02:37] Sazanka**
Yes, I did! Where were *you* looking?!
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
Can't you get along a little better?
**[02:42] Sazanka**
Not possible with a doofus like her!
**[02:44] Asagao**
That's my line, you know!
**[02:47] Sazanka**
If we weren't on the same team,
I'd never do anything with Asagao!
**[02:51] Asagao**
Huh?! You bother me all the time, too!
**[03:03] Tsubaki**
Both of you!
**[03:06] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Disgraceful.
**[03:10] Tsubaki**
Uikyou and Kikyou of Team Snake!
**[03:15] Uikyou**
They're quarreling.
**[03:17] Kikyou**
That they are.
**[03:19] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Quarreling is disgraceful.
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
Great timing! Could you teach
these girls how to get along?
**[03:28] Sazanka**
Come on, Nee-sama! I can't get
along with someone like her!
**[03:33] Asagao**
Like I said, that's my line!
**[03:37] Uikyou**
We've always been close.
**[03:41] Kikyou**
So, teaching's easier said than done.
**[03:45] Tsubaki**
Maybe you have some advice, or something?
**[03:53] Uikyou/Kikyou**
We have no advice...
**[03:56] Uikyou/Kikyou**
but the secret to getting along...
**[04:00] Uikyou/Kikyou**
is right here.
**[04:01] Tsubaki**
There *is* such a thing?
**[04:06] Uikyou**
But I don't think it would work.
**[04:08] Kikyou**
Yeah, they're too unfriendly.
**[04:12] Uikyou**
So...
**[04:13] Kikyou**
On that note...
**[04:14] Tsubaki**
Oh! You two!
**[04:17] Uikyou**
If you insist on seeing it...
**[04:19] Kikyou**
...try taking it from us.
**[04:24] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[04:28] Tsubaki**
What are you doing?!
Come on, after them!
**[04:31] Sazanka**
Oh, what does it matter?
**[04:34] Asagao**
Let's look for food instead.
**[04:36] ---**
We already lost some, thanks to Sazanka.
**[04:39] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[04:40] Asagao**
Well, we did.
**[04:41] Tsubaki**
As team leader, I order you!
**[04:43] Tsubaki**
Both of you work together,
and steal the scroll from Team Snake.
**[04:48] Sazanka**
Order all you like, but that's still...
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
Upon your success, I'll give Asagao
my side dishes at dinner tonight!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
And for you, Sazanka,
we'll share a futon tonight!
**[05:03] Sazanka**
Don't get in my way.
**[05:05] Asagao**
Back at you.
**[05:07] Sazanka/Asagao**
Okay! Here goes!
**[05:13] Asagao**
Ow...
**[05:16] Asagao**
What is this?!
**[05:19] Tsubaki**
And learn about teamwork, while you're at it.
**[05:26] Sazanka**
Anyway, let's do this.
**[05:29] Asagao**
Yeah...
**[05:32] Sazanka/Asagao**
Ow!
**[05:34] Sazanka**
Don't people usually lead
with the outside foot?!
**[05:35] Asagao**
I have no idea, you know!
**[05:45] Uikyou**
Chocolate vine.
**[05:47] Kikyou**
Looks yummy.
**[05:52] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Ahh.
**[05:53] Sazanka/Asagao**
Team Snake duo!
**[05:59] Sazanka/Asagao**
Hand over the scroll!
**[06:05] Kikyou**
Why're your legs tied together...
**[06:08] Uikyou**
...when you get along so poorly?
**[06:10] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[06:11] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan did this.
**[06:13] Sazanka**
Hah! Because we get along better
than you two do, naturally.
**[06:20] Uikyou**
But it's all you can do just to walk around.
**[06:24] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[06:25] Uikyou/Kikyou**
We'll play your little game.
**[06:34] Asagao**
Wow...
**[06:36] Kikyou**
Have some...
**[06:37] Uikyou**
...chocolate vine.
**[06:39] Asagao**
Chocolate vine!
**[06:40] Sazanka**
You stupid—
**[06:43] Asagao**
Ow...
**[06:44] Sazanka**
What're you doing?!
**[06:46] Asagao**
Well, I...
**[06:47] Uikyou**
They're quarreling again.
**[06:49] Kikyou**
Disgraceful.
**[06:52] Sazanka**
Here goes, Asagao.
**[06:54] Sazanka**
One...
**[06:55] Sazanka/Asagao**
...two!
**[07:02] Asagao**
Keep going!
**[07:03] Asagao**
One, two!
**[07:12] Sazanka**
One more time!
**[07:13] Sazanka**
One, two!
**[07:21] Asagao**
At this rate, I'll never
get extra side dishes!
**[07:25] Sazanka**
I'll be sleeping alone.
**[07:27] Asagao**
Hey, what do we do?
**[07:41] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[07:44] Sazanka**
You're the stronger of us, and I'm lighter.
**[07:49] Sazanka**
Leave directions and support to me.
**[07:51] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[07:52] Sazanka**
I'll tell you the plan, so lean in.
**[07:57] Uikyou**
They've started cooperating.
**[07:59] Kikyou**
That they have.
**[08:01] Uikyou/Kikyou**
But...
**[08:04] Sazanka**
Got it?
**[08:11] Uikyou/Kikyou**
It's a little late.
**[08:14] Sazanka**
That's... Sleep Bell Jutsu!
**[08:18] Uikyou**
Too late to realize that now.
**[08:21] Kikyou**
Soon enough, you'll fall asleep.
**[08:31] Asagao**
Ow!
**[08:34] Sazanka**
I'll keep pinching, so get to running!
**[08:37] Sazanka**
No sleep until we take it!
**[08:42] Asagao**
You, too, Sazanka!
**[08:56] Uikyou**
Smoke, against us?
When we're in perfect step?
**[09:00] Kikyou**
Too bad it's pointless.
**[09:05] Kikyou**
Uikyou!
**[09:07] Uikyou**
I can't get loose!
**[09:08] Kikyou**
Hold on. I'll undo it.
**[09:15] Asagao**
I have a good nose, don't I?
**[09:19] Sazanka**
Good plan, too!
**[09:22] Uikyou**
We lost.
**[09:24] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:30] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes!
**[09:34] Asagao**
Side dishes!
**[09:35] Sazanka**
Sleeping together!
**[09:42] Uikyou**
These two get along well.
**[09:44] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:46] Kikyou**
After all, they're unfriendly...
**[09:49] Uikyou**
...but there they are, asleep together.
**[09:51] Asagao**
Side dishes...
**[09:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[09:54] Kikyou**
They tried hard not to fall asleep.
**[09:57] Uikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:58] Kikyou**
But I think it would take more
than pinching to oppose our Jutsu.
**[10:02] Uikyou**
I bet they get along so poorly,
**[10:04] ---**
they were pinching incredibly hard.
**[10:08] Kikyou**
Which means, being unfriendly
is its own kind of strength?
**[10:15] Uikyou**
Could be.
**[10:17] Tsubaki**
They ended up losing, huh?
**[10:20] Uikyou**
They tried hard at the end, though.
**[10:22] Kikyou**
But then, fell asleep.
**[10:25] Tsubaki**
I see.
**[10:26] Kikyou**
Well, we'll be going.
**[10:29] Uikyou**
You can see to them.
**[10:32] Tsubaki**
Uikyou, Kikyou.
**[10:35] Tsubaki**
Isn't that scroll with the secret
of getting along really just blank?
**[10:43] Uikyou/Kikyou**
You figured it out.
**[10:45] Kikyou**
Are you mad?
**[10:46] Uikyou**
That we tricked you?
**[10:48] Tsubaki**
No.
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
You played a trick to teach
them the value of teaming up.
**[10:57] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[11:01] Uikyou**
Sure.
**[11:03] Uikyou**
It's just, watching a dysfunctional pair...
**[11:07] Kikyou**
...proves to us all over
again how well *we* get along.
**[11:13] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Y'know?
**[11:16] Uikyou**
Ready to go, Kikyou?
**[11:18] Kikyou**
Sure, Uikyou.
**[11:21] Tsubaki**
I wonder if they're just
hiding their embarrassment.
**[11:33] Tsubaki**
Maybe now, they've grown a little closer?
**[11:44] student**
Well, just try replacing it.
***SIGN*** Tag (The Man Is It)
**[11:47] student**
Replacing it?
**[11:48] Hinagiku**
I mean, look.
**[11:49] ---**
Aren't men big and slow?
***SIGN*** Once-in-a-lifetime
***SIGN*** encounter
**[11:53] Hinagiku**
Can't you win if you just get
behind them, and let them have it?
**[11:56] Kibushi**
Oh, good call!
**[12:00] Tsubaki**
*They're talking about men.*
**[12:02] Kibushi**
They're too dumb!
**[12:03] Hinagiku**
You said it!
**[12:12] Suzuran**
Um...
**[12:14] Suzushiro**
Look at this!
**[12:16] Suzushiro**
My rendition of a man!
**[12:18] Tachiaoi**
Hey!
**[12:19] Hana**
Everyone, outside.
**[12:26] Hana**
Listen up.
**[12:28] Hana**
Today's classes are canceled.
**[12:30] Hana**
Instead, we're going to play tag.
**[12:35] Itadori**
For real? Hooray!
**[12:37] Hana**
However, anyone who gets
caught gets no dinner.
**[12:41] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[12:42] Asagao**
Hey! That's cruel, you know!
**[12:44] Hana**
You girls have been making
fun of men too much lately.
**[12:48] Hana**
You need a reminder that they're dangerous.
**[12:53] Hana**
The first thing you do
when you see a man is run.
**[12:55] ---**
To train your body to do so,
**[12:57] ---**
the person who's "it" will
be considered "male."
**[13:01] Hinagiku**
Male?
**[13:02] Ume**
It's man tag!
**[13:03] student**
Say what?
**[13:04] student**
That's weird.
**[13:05] Benisumomo**
But, Sensei.
**[13:07] Benisumomo**
If we think of whoever's it as male,
**[13:10] ---**
we'll have no choice but
to fight, if cornered.
**[13:14] Benisumomo**
What do we do then?
**[13:16] Hana**
If your only remaining option is to fight?
**[13:19] Hana**
That's fine. Then, you may fight.
**[13:22] Benisumomo**
Heck, that'll be easy.
**[13:25] Touwata**
There you go again.
**[13:26] Hana**
However.
**[13:28] Hana**
I'll play the part of the man.
**[13:31] Benisumomo**
No way...
**[13:33] Hana**
If you remain uncaught until evening,
or defeat me, you girls win.
**[13:37] Housenka**
That's totally impossible!
**[13:39] Hana**
I told you, I'm training you
to be inherently wary of men.
**[13:44] Asagao**
We don't stand a chance.
**[13:45] Hagi**
I'll die if I go without food...
**[13:47] Mokuren**
Oh, dinner...
**[13:47] Higuruma**
"No food" is too harsh!
**[13:50] student**
This isn't fair!
**[13:50] Hana**
Then I'll toss in a small handicap.
**[13:53] Hana**
If even just one of you
can remove my hair tie,
**[13:56] ---**
I'll treat that as a victory for your side.
**[13:59] Hana**
I'll guarantee dinner for everyone.
**[14:02] Housenka**
Either way, it's impossible!
**[14:03] Ajisai**
Who made you so mad, Sensei?!
**[14:03] Asagao**
Stupid upperclassmen!
**[14:07] Hana**
You can go anywhere in Akane Class territory.
**[14:09] Hana**
Including inside buildings, of course.
**[14:12] Hana**
So, we begin when I reach ten.
**[14:15] Hana**
One.
**[14:18] Hana**
Two.
**[14:21] Hana**
Three.
**[14:27] Konoha**
Is your back okay?
I'll take your place, if you like.
**[14:31] Hana**
No, I'm fine.
**[14:34] Hana**
I just hope this gives them
a sense of fear and caution.
**[14:41] Konoha**
Indeed.
**[14:46] Sazanka**
What do we do, Nee-sama?
**[14:48] Tsubaki**
First, let's come up with a plan.
**[14:51] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
**[14:53] Asagao**
You're reliable, Tsubaki-chan!
**[14:55] Tsubaki**
Sensei said she would play the male role.
**[14:59] Asagao**
Mhm.
**[15:00] Tsubaki**
Which means...
**[15:03] ---**
she might be using Transformation
Jutsu to change into one!
**[15:09] Asagao**
Huh? What does that have to do with it?
**[15:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! We know you're afraid,
but please try to keep it together.
**[15:26] Kagetsu**
Hototogisu.
**[15:27] Kagetsu**
Over here.
**[15:30] Hototogisu**
Okay.
**[15:45] Mukuge**
Please, don't notice us!
**[15:47] Kagetsu**
Mukuge, shh!
**[16:08] Kagetsu**
Thank goodness.
**[16:10] Hototogisu**
I thought maybe she saw me come in here.
**[16:12] Mukuge**
Kagetsu takes off running like a shot.
**[16:15] Kagetsu**
Yeah, well...
**[16:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu**
Huh?
**[16:26] Mukuge**
Sensei's snakes!
**[16:31] Sazanka**
A scream...
**[16:32] Tsubaki**
Somebody must have gotten caught.
**[16:34] Asagao**
Let's hurry and come up
with a plan to get away.
**[16:38] Tsubaki**
There's no getting away from Sensei.
**[16:40] Asagao**
Huh?! But earlier, you talked about a plan!
**[16:45] Tsubaki**
Yes, that's right.
**[16:47] Tsubaki**
A plan to defeat her.
**[16:49] Asagao**
I seriously don't think
that'll work, you know!
**[16:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, that *is* a bit much.
**[16:54] Asagao**
I just know I won't get dinner!
**[17:04] Asagao**
Meat!
**[17:06] Tsubaki**
Wait, Asagao! That's so obvious!
**[17:11] Hana**
You fall too easily for food.
Asagao, no dinner.
**[17:15] Asagao**
I'd, at least, like one bite, you know!
**[17:21] Hana**
They got away.
**[17:24] Tachiaoi**
Higuruma, can you squeeze in a little more?
**[17:28] Higuruma**
Squeeze over that way more, Hagi.
**[17:31] Hagi**
If I squeeze any more,
I'll suffocate and die.
**[17:34] Higuruma**
You'll be fine.
**[17:36] Tachiaoi**
I hope she doesn't find us.
**[17:40] Hana**
Tachiaoi, no food.
**[17:52] Hana**
Ume, Itadori, Fuki! No food!
**[17:57] Hana**
Hinagiku, Kibushi! No food!
**[18:01] Hana**
Housenka, Mokuren! No food!
**[18:06] Hana**
And, next is...
**[18:09] Benisumomo**
Sensei, I'd like to fight you.
**[18:12] Hana**
Benisumomo, huh?
**[18:14] ---**
What are you doing, coming right to me?
**[18:16] Benisumomo**
Because it's rare I get to go up against you!
**[18:37] Hana**
Your skills have improved.
**[18:39] Hana**
Looks like you're training properly.
**[18:50] Hana**
However, you're not there yet.
**[18:57] Hana**
No food. Keep up the good work.
**[19:14] Hana**
My back...
**[19:16] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Hana-sensei.
**[19:18] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Are you all right?
**[19:20] Konoha (Sazanka)**
I came to see how your back is doing.
**[19:23] Hana**
Konoha? I'm fine.
**[19:26] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Here, grab hold of me.
**[19:32] Hana**
Have you gotten a little shorter?
**[19:35] Konoha (Sazanka)**
N-No, how could I?
**[19:37] Hana**
Your eyes seem different, too.
**[19:45] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Your Transformation Jutsu is good,
Sazanka, but it needs work.
**[19:51] Hana**
Thanks.
**[19:52] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Sure. But how is your back?
**[19:56] Hana**
No need to worry.
**[20:10] Tsubaki**
*Now, I'll just take Sensei's hair tie!*
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
*She's too wary for it to work.*
**[20:24] Tsubaki**
*No.*
**[20:25] ---**
* Sazanka sacrificed herself*
* as a decoy, for this chance.*
**[20:29] Tsubaki**
*Everyone's dinner depends on me!*
**[20:33] Tsubaki**
*I *must* do this!*
**[20:34] Hana**
Konoha.
**[20:35] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Y-Yes! What is it?
**[20:39] Hana**
Do you think I'm too strict with the girls?
**[20:42] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
No.
**[20:44] Hana**
I see.
**[20:45] ---**
There's no other choice.
**[20:48] Hana**
We can't have things go
back to how they were then.
**[20:52] Hana**
We must keep lying about men being scary.
**[21:07] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[22:44] Tsubaki**
Men... aren't scary?
**[22:50] Hana**
Tsubaki...
**[22:54] Hana**
Transformation Jutsu?
**[22:56] Hana**
What I was just saying...
**[23:00] Hana**
Tsubaki! Wait!
**[23:10] Konoha**
Hana-sensei.
**[23:12] Hana**
Konoha?
**[23:13] Konoha**
Is it your back? I did tell you so.
**[23:16] Hana**
You're the real thing?
**[23:19] Konoha**
Huh?
**[23:20] Hana**
Catch Tsubaki.
**[23:23] Hana**
I messed up.
**[23:25] Hana**
She ended up hearing about you-know-what!
**[23:28] Tsubaki**
*It's a lie that men are scary...*
**[23:31] Tsubaki**
*I heard it straight from her!*
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
*What do I do now?!*
***SIGN*** Next time:
Men and Women
Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued!