# In the Heart of Kunoichi Tsubaki
Deep in the mountains in the middle of nowhere lives a group of kunoichi called Akane Class. These kunoichi work hard together to improve their own skills, and they all live by an unbreakable rule: “Contact with men is strictly forbidden.” But everything takes an unexpected turn when Tsubaki, leader of one of the groups, starts experiencing strange feelings whenever the subject of men comes up.
# Season 1
# E1 - Men Are Dangerous
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1K5Z/men-are-dangerous)
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**[00:02] Tsubaki**
*Men are horrible. Things to be feared.*
**[00:12] Tsubaki**
*But, why is it?*
**[00:31] Tsubaki**
*Why is my heart beating so fast?!*
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** A
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**[00:40] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry, Sensei!
***SIGN*** Men Are Dangerous
**[00:43] someone**
What's up?
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[00:45] Ume**
What's going on?
**[00:47] Ume**
Did something happen?
**[00:48] Housenka**
It's Sazanka and Asagao.
**[00:50] Housenka**
Word is, they're missing.
**[00:52] Ume**
Again?
**[00:53] Tsubaki**
I suspect they went outside.
**[00:56] Ume**
Is it a desertion?
**[00:57] Housenka**
Goofing off, more like.
**[00:59] Hana**
As the leader of Akane Class's Team Dog,
***SIGN*** Asagao Sazanka Tsubaki
**[01:03] Hana**
how will you take
responsibility for this situation?
**[01:05] Tsubaki**
I'll bring them back at once!
**[01:08] Hana**
Wonderful...
**[01:10] Hana**
And tonight, of all times...
**[01:12] Hinagiku**
Sensei, is something happening tonight?
**[01:18] Hana**
Aoi Class has a nighttime lesson.
**[01:20] student**
No way!
**[01:21] student**
Aoi Class?
**[01:21] student**
That means they're nearby?
**[01:23] Kibushi**
Aoi Class, she said!
**[01:25] Hinagiku**
You mean the filthy men on the
other side of the mountains?
**[01:29] Ajisai**
I hear men are incredibly stupid!
**[01:31] ---**
Seems they have big bodies,
but small brains!
**[01:34] Higuruma**
They're just like monkeys, right?
**[01:36] Housenka**
From what I hear, they're kinda stinky!
**[01:40] Ume**
That's so weird!
**[01:42] Itadori**
Yuck, don't they ever take baths?
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[01:45] Ajisai**
Also, also, their crotch is
their weak spot. Frail fail!
**[01:52] Hana**
Fools!
**[01:54] Hana**
Don't take men lightly!
**[01:57] Hana**
Don't I always tell you?
**[01:59] ---**
They're strong, and highly barbarous!
**[02:02] Hana**
Underestimate them at your peril!
**[02:08] Hana**
Well, so long as you get it.
**[02:11] Hana**
Can two or three of you go with her?
**[02:14] Tsubaki**
Sensei.
**[02:16] Tsubaki**
Is it all right if I go alone?
**[02:18] Tsubaki**
I'd... feel bad about inconveniencing
girls from other teams.
**[02:25] Hana**
I guess you can manage on your own.
**[02:28] Hana**
They're all scared of men, anyway.
**[02:31] Tsubaki**
It might be that they're scared of you.
**[02:38] Hana**
I leave it to you, then.
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:41] Tsubaki**
I, Akane Class kunoichi Tsubaki, will be
sure to return with Sazanka and Asagao!
**[02:47] Hana**
Mhm.
**[02:52] Hana**
Be sure not to let those two near any men.
**[02:56] Hana**
You hear?
**[02:56] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:58] Tsubaki**
I shall return!
**[03:07] Hana**
I just hope nothing happens.
**[03:12] Tsubaki**
*Men are up in the mountains.*
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
*M-Men are...*
**[03:24] Tsubaki**
*Stop that!*
**[03:27] Tsubaki**
*Sazanka, Asagao...*
**[03:34] Asagao**
Hey, Sazanka.
**[03:36] Asagao**
Let's just go home!
**[03:38] Sazanka**
What are you talking about, Asagao?
**[03:40] Sazanka**
We're going to show Nee-sama
what we can do. Look alive!
**[03:43] Asagao**
I can't. I'm too tired. And I'm hungry.
**[03:52] Sazanka**
You know, sleepiness and
hunger are your downfall.
**[03:56] Asagao**
Can't take any more...
**[03:58] Sazanka**
Have it your way.
Let's find some mushrooms.
**[04:04] Sazanka**
Asagao?!
**[04:05] Sazanka**
What're you doing? Pull yourself together.
**[04:09] Sazanka**
Hey, this is no time for...
**[04:13] Sazanka**
Asagao?
**[04:17] Sazanka**
Hey, are you o—
**[04:21] Sazanka**
L-Looks like that woke you up.
**[04:26] Asagao**
Hey, what are we doing again?
**[04:29] Sazanka**
Huh? Did you hit your head?
**[04:32] ---**
We're searching for men.
**[04:36] Sazanka**
Now do you remember?
**[04:39] Asagao**
Huh. And so, you slipped out
in the middle of the night.
**[04:44] Tsubaki**
You're a bad girl, Sazanka.
**[04:48] Sazanka**
N-N-
**[04:51] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
I'm here to catch you, Sazanka.
**[04:54] Sazanka**
Oh...
**[04:55] Sazanka**
This is such a habit, I just...
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
You are too much.
**[05:01] Tsubaki**
So...
**[05:03] Tsubaki**
How is it you know there are
men up in the mountains?
**[05:06] Sazanka**
I heard the teachers talking.
**[05:11] Tsubaki**
Was that when you were off playing hooky?
**[05:13] Tsubaki**
I swear...
**[05:15] Sazanka**
It's not like that!
**[05:16] Sazanka**
I was picking flowers to give to you.
**[05:20] Sazanka**
That's when... I happened to overhear it.
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
And so, what did you intend to do?
**[05:29] Tsubaki**
Could it be, you were...
**[05:32] Sazanka**
Yes, of course!
I was going to beat them up!
**[05:35] Sazanka**
Men are the enemy of women!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm not about to let this chance
slip away when they're so close!
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
We're leaving.
**[05:45] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
Sensei was livid.
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
You even dragged Asagao into this.
You're such a bad girl, Sazanka.
**[05:55] Sazanka**
I'm sorry, Nee-sama!
**[06:00] Sazanka**
I thought I could get you to
praise me if I defeated the men.
**[06:05] Sazanka**
That's why...
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
I'm glad you're all right.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Now, let's go home.
**[06:18] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:19] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Were those more crocodile tears?!
**[06:22] Sazanka**
No need to worry, Nee-sama.
**[06:24] Sazanka**
Those men will all fall before my might.
**[06:28] Sazanka**
You can praise me later!
**[06:29] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[06:33] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[06:40] Tsubaki**
Bad girl!
**[06:42] Asagao**
Was that a good idea?
**[06:44] Asagao**
Tricking Tsubaki-chan.
**[06:47] Asagao**
She came to get us.
**[06:49] Sazanka**
If we go home right now,
Sensei will just let us have it.
**[06:53] Sazanka**
If we defeat the men,
I'm sure Nee-sama will praise us, too.
**[06:57] Asagao**
I'm not so sure.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[06:59] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[07:01] Sazanka**
She caught up already?!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
You bad girls are coming
home if I have to drag you!
**[07:05] Asagao**
See?! She's mad!
**[07:08] Sazanka**
We'll give her the slip!
**[07:09] Asagao**
I don't think it'll work!
**[07:29] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[07:50] Tsubaki**
Let's go home.
**[07:52] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:54] Tsubaki**
There'll be punishment when we get back.
**[07:56] Asagao/Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:57] Tsubaki**
It'll probably mean going
without food tomorrow.
**[08:01] Asagao**
That's too much! It'll kill me!
**[08:04] Asagao**
I just got brought along, that's all!
**[08:07] Tsubaki**
It's a shared responsibility.
**[08:09] Tsubaki**
All three of us will be punished.
**[08:12] Sazanka**
Even you?
**[08:18] Asagao**
Food!
**[08:21] Tsubaki**
Listen, you two.
**[08:23] ---**
If you've learned your lesson,
start following the rules and—
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
The sounds of kunai...
**[08:36] Sazanka**
It must be the men, Nee-sama.
Let's go over there!
**[08:39] Tsubaki**
*Men are...*
**[08:40] Sazanka**
This is our chance to stand out!
**[08:42] Tsubaki**
*Men are... close by!*
**[08:45] Sazanka**
We can get out of being punished!
**[08:47] ---**
You really want to beat up
the men, too, don't you?!
**[08:54] Tsubaki**
I want to see for myself.
**[08:57] Sazanka**
You want to "see"?
**[08:59] Tsubaki**
Uh, no...!
**[09:00] Sazanka**
I get it! You can't come out and say it
in your position, so you're being vague!
**[09:04] Tsubaki**
Wrong! Please forget about it!
**[09:06] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[09:07] Tsubaki**
Let's go home!
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
*I let slip what I really think...*
**[09:12] Sazanka**
Let's go check it out!
**[09:14] Tsubaki**
No!
**[09:15] Tsubaki**
* Men are stupid, simple,*
* loud, dirty, and foolish.*
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*But we must never take them lightly.*
**[09:23] Tsubaki**
*We mustn't go near them.*
**[09:25] ---**
*That's what we've always been taught.*
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
*So, why is it?*
**[09:32] Tsubaki**
* Lately, a desire to learn about*
* men has been growing in my heart!*
**[09:40] Tsubaki**
*My face feels hot, too.*
**[09:42] ---**
*Is there something wrong with me?*
**[09:45] Sazanka**
How about this?! We'll just spy on them!
**[09:50] Tsubaki**
Spy?
**[09:51] Sazanka**
That's right! We'll just watch!
**[09:54] Tsubaki**
T-True, it might prove useful
to confirm what they look like.
**[10:00] Sazanka**
Yippee!
**[10:01] Tsubaki**
*What am I saying?!*
**[10:03] Sazanka**
Let's do this, Asagao.
**[10:04] Asagao**
Do what? Aren't we just looking?
**[10:07] Sazanka**
No, dummy! Nee-sama actually
wants us to beat them up.
**[10:11] Tsubaki**
* No, don't do this! Haven't I always*
* followed the straight and narrow?!*
**[10:15] Sazanka**
Let's go!
**[10:18] Tsubaki**
We're just going to look. That's final.
**[10:21] Sazanka**
But of course!
**[10:24] Tsubaki**
*Oh, God. Please forgive me.*
**[10:28] Tsubaki**
* I'll just look.*
* And then I'll go straight home!*
**[10:34] Tsubaki**
*Up ahead...*
**[10:36] ---**
*there are men...*
**[10:44] man?**
Is someone there?
**[10:58] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama! Why did we run?!
**[11:03] Tsubaki**
Scouting was a no-go, too!
**[11:05] Sazanka**
Let's go back there and kick some butt!
**[11:07] Tsubaki**
"Kick"?! Were you even listening to me?!
**[11:11] ---**
Bad girl!
**[11:16] Tsubaki**
Um, are you, by any chance...
**[11:21] ---**
a man?
**[11:24] Tsubaki**
Just a moment, please!
**[11:26] Tsubaki**
Let me have a look!
**[11:34] Sazanka**
Good morning, Nee-sama.
**[11:37] Tsubaki**
It was a dream?
**[11:38] Sazanka**
It's unusual for you to oversleep.
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
Oversleep?!
**[11:43] Sazanka**
It's not so late that you need to panic.
**[11:45] Tsubaki**
Oversleeping is oversleeping.
**[11:48] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?
**[11:50] Sazanka**
Did last night's punishment
affect you that badly?
**[11:56] Tsubaki**
No, I simply overslept.
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[12:00] Asagao**
Gimme more! Make it a huge helping!
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[12:04] Itadori**
How much do you eat, anyway?
**[12:06] Asagao**
Rice is yummy!
**[12:08] Tsubaki**
Asagao.
**[12:10] Tsubaki**
Good morning.
**[12:11] ---**
You're eating a lot, as always.
**[12:13] Asagao**
Morning, Tsubaki-chan.
**[12:15] Asagao**
I was really hungry, thanks to Sazanka.
**[12:18] Sazanka**
Huh? What're you talking about, dumb Asagao?
**[12:21] Sazanka**
You always eat a ton.
**[12:23] Sazanka**
You overeater.
**[12:24] Asagao**
Nah, I don't overeat.
**[12:27] ---**
Look at how much I've grown.
**[12:29] Asagao**
If *you* don't eat more,
you won't get any taller.
**[12:33] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
Cut that out.
**[12:34] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[12:35] Asagao**
It's the truth!
**[12:36] Sazanka**
Hearing it from your stupid mouth irks me!
**[12:38] Asagao**
The one who says "stupid" is the stupid one!
**[12:40] Ume/Itadori**
Shut up! Take a seat first!
**[12:42] Tsubaki**
Let's hurry and eat.
***SIGN*** Tsubaki
**[12:47] Tsubaki**
Thank you for the food.
**[12:48] Tachiaoi**
Want to do afternoon team
activities together?
**[12:51] ---**
I'm teaching my girls how to use kunai.
**[12:53] Shion**
That sounds good. I'll join you.
**[12:56] Tsuwabuki**
Your chopsticks stopped moving again.
Eat properly.
**[13:01] Tsubaki**
This fish is delicious.
**[13:03] Sazanka**
Yes, Nee-sama.
**[13:04] Tsubaki**
Thank goodness, Asagao.
**[13:07] ---**
We didn't have to go without breakfast.
**[13:09] Asagao**
It's thanks to my fake crying!
**[13:11] Sazanka**
What part of that was fake?
It was shameful.
**[13:16] Sazanka**
"I want to eat!
Please forgive me, Sensei!"
**[13:19] Asagao**
It wasn't like that!
**[13:21] Asagao**
And wasn't it all your
fault in the first place?!
**[13:24] Sazanka**
Would've worked if you
weren't slow in the head.
**[13:25] Tsubaki**
Let's just eat in peace.
**[13:26] Asagao**
For the record, "Huh?!"
**[13:27] Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[13:29] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo. Good morning.
**[13:31] Benisumomo**
You went looking for men
in the mountains yesterday?
**[13:34] ---**
Fill me in on the details.
**[13:36] Ajisai**
I want to hear them, too!
**[13:37] Higuruma**
So do I!
**[13:38] Hinagiku**
I'm curious, too!
**[13:40] Kibushi**
Tell us! Tell us!
**[13:41] Benisumomo**
So...
**[13:43] Benisumomo**
Did you see them?
**[13:44] Tsubaki**
Huh? Oh, no, it was dark.
**[13:47] ---**
I only heard voices.
**[13:49] Higuruma**
You didn't get a good look?
**[13:50] Benisumomo**
Well, then.
**[13:51] Ajisai**
Boring.
**[13:53] Tsubaki**
Don't tell me you girls are...
**[13:55] Tsubaki**
interested in men?
**[13:58] Benisumomo**
They definitely stink.
**[14:00] Ajisai**
I hear they don't take baths.
**[14:02] Benisumomo**
Is that so?
**[14:03] Kibushi**
I wonder how dumb they are.
**[14:05] Hinagiku**
Could you hit them, and they wouldn't notice?
**[14:07] Kibushi**
*That* dumb?
**[14:08] Ajisai**
Also, also, they've got big bodies,
but a weak crotch.
**[14:12] Ajisai**
I hear you can take 'em down in an instant!
**[14:13] Tsubaki**
*Maybe there* is *something wrong with me.*
**[14:14] Benisumomo**
What's with that?
**[14:15] Higuruma**
Talk about weird.
**[14:19] Higuruma**
Wait for me!
**[14:20] Tachiaoi**
Hey!
**[14:21] Tachiaoi**
We don't play with the laundry!
***SIGN*** Men
**[14:24] Hana**
For a ninja, there is a mental
rule of paramount importance.
**[14:29] Hana**
Namely...
**[14:30] Tsubaki**
*"Men."*
**[14:31] Hana**
imperturbability.
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
* The way it's written gives an*
* impression of something firm,*
**[14:32] Hana**
At all times, you must endeavor to
be capable of making calm deci...
**[14:36] ---**
*and sort of thick and hard...*
**[14:38] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
*Could actual men be that way?*
**[14:41] Hana**
Hey.
**[14:43] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[14:44] Hana**
On your feet, Tsubaki!
**[14:45] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[14:49] Hana**
It's rare for you not to be listening.
**[14:53] Tsubaki**
S-Sorry, ma'am.
**[14:55] Hana**
Team Dog already has two
problem children as it is.
**[14:59] Hana**
You need to keep a level head.
**[15:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am...
**[15:03] Hana**
Right. Be sure to focus your
strength in your abdomen.
***SIGN*** Strength in one's abdomen
***SIGN*** Strength in one's abdomen
**[15:07] Tsubaki**
*Strength in my abdo—"men"?*
**[15:10] kanji**
Men
**[15:10] kanji**
Men
**[15:10] Tsubaki**
*"Men"!*
**[15:12] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[15:13] Hana**
What's wrong? You can sit down now.
**[15:16] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[15:20] Mokuren**
On our last day off, you know?
**[15:22] Mokuren**
I took a walk down to the pond, and you
know what I found there? A bird's nest.
**[15:27] Mokuren**
They were so cute!
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
* I wonder if Mokuren ever*
* has men on her mind.*
**[15:31] Mokuren**
Let's go see them together next time.
**[15:35] Mokuren**
Tsubaki?
**[15:37] Mokuren**
What's with you today? Do you feel poorly?
**[15:40] Tsubaki**
No, it's nothing.
**[15:42] Mokuren**
Really?
**[15:43] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[15:44] Mokuren**
If you're worn out, just speak up.
**[15:46] Mokuren**
Leave it to our Team Monkey medical experts.
**[15:51] Tsubaki**
Thank you, Mokuren.
**[15:56] Higuruma**
Oh...
**[15:57] Shion**
You're trying too hard.
**[15:59] Shion**
If you throw using your whole body,
you won't need as much arm strength.
**[16:00] Ajisai**
You know, men don't take baths, so they're
totally stinky! Especially their feet.
**[16:03] ---**
Keep that in mind.
**[16:04] Higuruma**
I will.
**[16:05] Hagi**
Stinky? That's gross.
**[16:08] Sazanka**
I missed you, Nee-sama.
**[16:10] Sazanka**
Why must our morning classes
be in different places?
**[16:14] Asagao**
Because you're not the same age, Sazanka.
**[16:16] Sazanka**
I know that!
**[16:17] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan is an upperclassmen,
and we're underclassmen.
**[16:20] Sazanka**
I already told you, I know!
**[16:22] Housenka**
Hear this, Team Dog!
**[16:24] Housenka**
Today's the day we take your team name!
**[16:26] ---**
I challenge you to a fair fight!
**[16:30] Sazanka**
Team Monkey runt.
**[16:32] Housenka**
We're both nearly the same height, you runt!
**[16:35] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[16:37] Tsubaki**
Stop that, Sazanka.
**[16:39] Mokuren**
Housenka!
**[16:41] Mokuren**
You shouldn't do that!
**[16:43] Tsuwabuki**
I'll say...
**[16:44] Mokuren**
You'll interfere with their training.
**[16:46] Housenka**
Yeah, but...!
**[16:48] Housenka**
This is our chance to become Team Dog!
**[16:50] Housenka**
"Monkey" is unsophisticated
and I've had enough!
**[16:53] Tsuwabuki**
"Monkey" is not unsophisticated.
**[16:55] Tsuwabuki**
Besides, beating them isn't
going to change our team name.
**[16:59] Mokuren**
Sorry to bother you.
**[17:02] Tsubaki**
No problem.
**[17:03] Mokuren**
When I mentioned you weren't feeling
well, she went running off.
**[17:08] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[17:09] Mokuren**
Well, don't overdo it!
**[17:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Let's go straight
home and sleep together!
**[17:21] Asagao**
Good idea! You shouldn't overdo it.
**[17:24] Tsubaki**
I-I'm fine, okay?
**[17:26] Tsubaki**
*I think these two just want to skip training.*
**[17:30] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[17:31] Sazanka**
Are you really all right?
**[17:37] Tsubaki**
Just watch this.
**[17:45] Asagao**
Whoa! Bull's-eye on both! Amazing!
**[17:49] Sazanka**
True to form, Nee-sama!
**[17:50] Tsubaki**
Next up, shuriken.
**[17:52] Sazanka**
Okay!
**[17:53] Sazanka**
If you would, Nee-sama!
**[17:56] Tsubaki**
* As team leader, I have to be*
* sure not to worry these two.*
**[18:02] Tsubaki**
*I have to keep it together!*
**[18:04] Ajisai**
And y'know, men...
**[18:05] Tsubaki**
*Men?!*
**[18:06] Ajisai**
They're huge, but they've got a weak crotch!
**[18:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! You're unwell after all!
**[18:13] Tsubaki**
I-It's not that!
**[18:14] ---**
My hand just slipped!
**[18:17] Tsubaki**
N-Next, I'll transform.
**[18:19] Asagao**
Into what?
**[18:20] Tsubaki**
Into you, Asagao.
**[18:22] Asagao**
Yay!
**[18:23] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[18:24] Tsubaki**
*Focus, focus.*
**[18:27] Mukuge**
Are they that filthy?
**[18:29] Ajisai**
Yeah! And they smell, too!
**[18:29] Tsubaki**
*Focus!*
**[18:31] Mukuge**
Huh, I heard they're beatable
if you aim for the crotch.
**[18:34] Hototogisu**
I wouldn't want to touch that.
**[18:35] Kagetsu**
They're hopeless in so many ways, men.
**[18:38] Tsubaki**
*Men!*
**[18:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[18:44] Tsubaki**
No, wait! This is...
**[18:45] Asagao**
So cute!
**[18:47] Tsubaki**
U-Um, I mean...
**[18:48] Asagao**
So, Tsubaki-chan.
**[18:50] Asagao**
Haven't you been screwing up
whenever you hear the word "men"?
**[18:55] Asagao**
How come?
**[18:57] Tsubaki**
H-Hey!
**[18:58] Sazanka**
Let's go, Asagao.
**[19:00] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[19:07] Asagao**
What's the big idea?
**[19:09] Sazanka**
We can't have other people
hearing this, can we?
**[19:12] Asagao**
Huh?
**[19:13] Sazanka**
This is a crisis.
**[19:15] Sazanka**
When it comes to men...
**[19:18] Sazanka**
I can't believe Nee-sama
might be afraid of them.
**[19:23] Tsubaki**
Th-That's not it! It's not that I'm afraid!
**[19:26] Sazanka**
But it's something else?
**[19:27] Tsubaki**
Uh, no...
**[19:29] Tsubaki**
I-It's just a coincidence, really.
**[19:32] Asagao**
Then, hey.
**[19:33] Asagao**
Why not try an experiment?
**[19:39] Sazanka**
Okay, Nee-sama.
**[19:40] ---**
Please use Fire Style Jutsu to
evaporate this entire puddle.
**[19:45] ---**
Normally, you'd be able to do it.
**[19:48] Sazanka**
However, just before you use the Jutsu,
I'm going to whisper the word "men."
**[19:53] Sazanka**
If you can't do it...
**[19:55] Sazanka**
it will mean you're afraid of men.
**[19:58] Asagao**
I thought it up. Isn't that great?
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
I know.
**[20:03] Tsubaki**
* I can't afford to make these*
* girls worry any further.*
**[20:07] Tsubaki**
*Just focus, like always...*
**[20:11] Tsubaki**
Anytime you're ready.
**[20:13] Sazanka**
All right.
**[20:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are you doing, Sazanka?!
**[20:20] Sazanka**
C-Couldn't help it!
Next time I'll do it right!
**[20:24] Tsubaki**
You mean that?
**[20:24] Sazanka**
Let's go!
**[20:28] Sazanka**
I'm not lying!
**[20:32] Tsubaki**
I'm counting on you.
**[20:33] Sazanka**
Okay!
**[20:38] Sazanka**
M-e-n.
**[20:45] Housenka**
* Tsubaki is off her game.*
* No way will I miss this chance.*
**[20:49] Housenka**
* I'll defeat them while I can,*
* and take the name of Team Dog!*
**[21:04] Sazanka**
N-Never mind evaporation.
You made a crater.
**[21:08] Asagao**
Wow, Tsubaki-chan!
**[21:10] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao! How do you figure
she's "afraid of men"?!
**[21:14] Asagao**
Huh?
**[21:15] Sazanka**
This is more amazing than usual!
**[21:17] Tsubaki**
*What just happened?*
**[21:17] Asagao**
Wasn't this your idea, Sazanka?!
**[21:19] Sazanka**
It was kind of your idea!
**[21:20] Tsubaki**
*Something* must*...*
**[21:20] Asagao**
For the record, "Huh?!"
**[21:23] Sazanka**
Don't go telling lies!
**[21:23] Tsubaki**
*...be wrong with me...*
**[21:24] Asagao**
You're the one who's quick to lie!
**[21:26] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[22:59] Benisumomo**
Say, is it true you saw
what a man looks like?
**[23:02] Asagao**
Yeah, I saw one. I see well in the dark.
**[23:06] Benisumomo**
Transform and show us, then.
**[23:08] Asagao**
Sure thing.
**[23:11] Tsubaki**
*I can't believe Asagao got a look at a man!*
**[23:15] Tsubaki**
*This means I get to see one!*
**[23:18] Asagao**
Poof!
**[23:20] Asagao**
Huh?! I turned into a fish?!
**[23:23] Ume**
Come to think of it,
Asagao sucks at Transformation Jutsu.
**[23:24] Asagao**
Glub! Glub! Glub!
**[23:30] Tsubaki**
I sure wanted to see a man...
***SIGN*** Next time:
Effort and Giftedness
Escape Plan
with Nee-sama
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E2 - Effort and Giftedness | Escape Plan with Nee-sama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0803G/effort-and-giftedness--escape-plan-with-nee-sama)
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**[00:04] Tsubaki**
There.
**[00:08] Tsubaki**
* I end up losing track of time*
* when I train alone at night.*
**[00:22] Tsubaki**
*Somebody's there.*
**[00:24] Tsubaki**
*Could it be... a ma—?!*
**[00:34] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[00:41] Tsubaki**
This is...
**[00:47] Tsubaki**
Well, well.
**[00:49] Tsubaki**
Don't tell me I have to
straighten this up, too.
**[02:25] Hana**
That's all for today.
***SIGN*** Effort and Giftedness
**[02:27] Hana**
For the afternoon, you'll practice
team versus team combat.
**[02:30] murmuring**
Combat practice?
**[02:30] Hana**
Team leaders will choose the opposing teams.
**[02:33] Hana**
That is all.
**[02:37] Tsubaki**
Combat practice, huh?
**[02:39] Mokuren**
It always comes so abruptly.
**[02:41] Tsubaki**
Sensei must decide it on a whim.
**[02:43] Tsubaki**
Even so, it ties in with our ongoing
evaluations, so we must try to win.
**[02:48] Tachiaoi**
Hey, Tsubaki, could you go
up against my team again?
**[02:51] Tsubaki**
Fine by me. Against Team Rat,
we always learn something.
**[02:55] Benisumomo**
Fight my team, Tsubaki.
**[02:58] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo... Tachiaoi and I were just...
**[03:02] Benisumomo**
Would you let us have them?
**[03:04] Tachiaoi**
Huh?
**[03:06] Tachiaoi**
Sure.
**[03:07] Tsubaki**
Tachiaoi!
**[03:07] Benisumomo**
Then it's decided.
**[03:10] Benisumomo**
Looking forward to it, Tsubaki.
**[03:14] Tsubaki**
*You* invited us first. I'm sorry.
**[03:17] Tachiaoi**
It's cool.
**[03:18] ---**
Benisumomo's strong, and you're about
the only one who can match her.
**[03:21] ---**
You and I will spar next time.
**[03:24] Mokuren**
Benisumomo can be pushy.
**[03:27] Tachiaoi**
What about your team, Mokuren?
Want to pair up?
**[03:31] Mokuren**
Sure.
**[03:32] Tachiaoi**
Okay, I'll check with Hagi
and Higuruma, too.
**[03:35] Mokuren**
Okay!
**[03:36] Sazanka**
We're going to fight Team Sheep?
**[03:38] Touwata**
Hey, Beni-senpai! You could
have at least checked with us!
**[03:41] Benisumomo**
Does it matter?
We'll win lickety-split, then take it easy.
**[03:46] Benisumomo**
That works.
**[03:47] Touwata**
What's with that rationale?!
**[03:49] ---**
You always decide on your own.
**[03:49] Sazanka**
It isn't too late.
Let's pick another team, Nee-sama.
**[03:52] Tsubaki**
What for?
**[03:52] ---**
There are parts where willpower
and effort are enough,
**[03:53] Sazanka**
I mean, Touwata is too stuck on willpower
and hard work to know when to quit.
**[03:56] ---**
but our devised plan varies
based on which team we face,
**[03:58] Sazanka**
Mizubashou is so good at
setting traps, it's a pain.
**[03:59] ---**
so there are preparations to make!
**[04:01] Sazanka**
Then there's Benisumomo.
**[04:04] ---**
She's super tough.
**[04:06] Benisumomo**
Well, I'm gifted.
**[04:09] Touwata**
That doesn't mean it's okay to
just lie around all the time!
**[04:13] Touwata**
Effort first, then effort second!
**[04:14] ---**
Third, fourth, and fifth
are likewise effort!
**[04:16] ---**
And after that, it's willpower, willpower—
**[04:18] Benisumomo**
I can't take all this hot-bloodedness.
**[04:21] Benisumomo**
Why not save that stuff for when
you've gotten stronger than me?
**[04:27] Sazanka**
Ugh, what a jerk.
**[04:29] Touwata**
Mizu-senpai, chime in anytime!
**[04:31] Mizubashou**
Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
**[04:35] Benisumomo**
Well, see you this afternoon.
**[04:37] Touwata**
Wait, Beni-senpai!
***SIGN*** Sheep
**[04:42] Touwata**
About our strategy this time.
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** B
***SIGN*** C
***SIGN*** D
***SIGN*** E
**[04:44] Touwata**
I will lure the enemy using hard work!
And guide them here using willpower!
**[04:49] Touwata**
Mizu-senpai, put traps here.
**[04:51] Mizubashou**
Okay.
**[04:52] Touwata**
And here, Beni-senpai will—
**[04:53] Benisumomo**
Got it!
**[04:57] Touwata**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[04:59] Benisumomo**
It boils down to the usual plan, right?
**[05:01] ---**
I'll go take a nap until Team Dog shows up.
**[05:03] Mizubashou**
And I'm concerned about the traps
I set, so I'll go check on them.
**[05:08] Touwata**
Huh?!
**[05:09] Benisumomo**
See ya.
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
Now, what should we do for a plan?
**[05:19] Sazanka**
The last time we faced Team Sheep,
**[05:21] ---**
Asagao fell for a food trap,
and we lost when she got taken hostage.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Asagao**
Let me out!
**[05:27] Sazanka**
You weakest link.
**[05:29] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[05:30] Asagao**
Before that, we lost because
Benisumomo tricked you!
**[05:33] Sazanka**
I couldn't help that!
**[05:35] Asagao**
I can't help it with food, either!
**[05:37] Sazanka**
Those are two different things!
**[05:38] Asagao**
Then *food* is a different thing, too!
**[05:40] Sazanka**
That isn't what I meant!
**[05:42] Asagao**
*Food* isn't what I...
**[05:44] Sazanka/Asagao**
Touwata!
**[05:46] Asagao**
She's here already!
**[05:47] Sazanka**
You've got guts, waltzing in here alone!
**[05:49] Touwata**
No, wait! You've got it wrong!
**[05:51] Touwata**
I came to ask Tsubaki-san for a favor!
**[05:54] Tsubaki**
A-A favor?
**[05:56] Touwata**
Well...
**[05:58] Touwata**
Tsubaki-san! Could you fight
one-on-one with Beni-senpai?!
**[06:02] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:04] Touwata**
Please give her a real thrashing!
**[06:06] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[06:08] Touwata**
You're the only one who can
win against Beni-senpai!
**[06:11] Touwata**
Please!
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Well, um...
**[06:14] Tsubaki**
Just calm down, and explain.
**[06:19] Touwata**
Well, you see... Beni-senpai has talent,
**[06:24] ---**
yet she puts all her focus
on that instead of effort.
**[06:27] Touwata**
Just earlier, she went off somewhere,
talking about a nap.
**[06:32] Touwata**
I just know there'll be trouble if she
never learns the importance of hard work.
**[06:37] Touwata**
S-So...
**[06:40] Touwata**
I'm worried about her.
**[06:44] Tsubaki**
All right.
**[06:46] ---**
I'll do it.
**[06:47] Touwata**
R-Really?! Thank—
**[06:50] Touwata**
What gives?!
**[06:54] Tsubaki**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[06:54] Touwata**
Let me go, already!
**[06:58] Sazanka**
Your tricks won't work on us.
**[07:00] Touwata**
No! I would never!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
That's right! Touwata never meant to—
**[07:05] Sazanka**
Either way.
**[07:07] Sazanka**
Now, our team is sure to win.
**[07:09] Asagao**
That's right.
**[07:12] Tsubaki**
*They never got over being taken hostage.*
**[07:15] Sazanka**
Now, we'll use her to
make them admit defeat...
**[07:17] Asagao**
...then go take it easy!
**[07:19] Tsubaki**
Hey, you two!
**[07:22] Touwata**
Ow!
**[07:24] Sazanka**
What the heck?!
**[07:26] Asagao**
Help!
**[07:27] Sazanka**
Asagao, you're heavy!
**[07:29] Asagao**
Says you, but I can't move!
**[07:31] Mizubashou**
Oh?
**[07:34] Mizubashou**
Sorry, that's one I set purely out of habit.
**[07:37] Sazanka**
Time to break a habit, then!
**[07:40] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, help!
**[07:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, get me out!
**[07:47] Tsubaki**
Well, I'll go fight Benisumomo.
**[07:49] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[07:51] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan!
**[07:52] Tsubaki**
Mizubashou, be a dear
and let those two down.
**[07:55] Mizubashou**
Sure.
**[07:56] Touwata**
Willpower, Tsubaki-san!
**[08:26] Benisumomo**
Oh. It's you, Tsubaki.
**[08:28] Tsubaki**
I had a feeling you'd be here, Benisumomo.
**[08:32] Benisumomo**
How did you know that?
**[08:35] Tsubaki**
Because we've known each other a long time.
**[08:38] Benisumomo**
Huh...
**[08:40] Tsubaki**
Touwata asked me to fight you.
**[08:44] Tsubaki**
Your teammates still don't know, do they?
**[08:47] Tsubaki**
That you're an incredibly hard worker.
**[08:50] Benisumomo**
Never tell them, either!
**[08:52] Benisumomo**
You and Sensei are the only ones who know.
**[08:55] Benisumomo**
If this got out, it'd hurt my reputation.
**[08:59] Tsubaki**
I don't think that's true.
**[09:01] Tsubaki**
It's awesome that you work so hard.
**[09:04] Benisumomo**
Stop that! It's embarrassing!
**[09:07] Benisumomo**
Now, then.
**[09:09] Benisumomo**
Shall we dance? It's been a while.
**[09:12] Tsubaki**
It has, since we went one-on-one!
**[10:05] Sazanka**
That's...
**[10:08] Asagao**
Wonder if she's okay.
**[10:10] Sazanka**
Of course she is, dumb Asagao!
**[10:12] Touwata**
Beni-senpai!
**[10:26] Tsubaki**
Touwata was worried about whether
you'd be all right from now on.
**[10:31] Benisumomo**
I see.
**[10:33] Benisumomo**
I had better train more, then.
**[10:37] Tsubaki**
You should just reveal your secret.
**[10:39] Benisumomo**
Don't wanna.
**[10:41] Touwata**
Beni-senpai!
**[10:42] Sazanka**
Are you okay, Nee-sama?!
**[10:45] Touwata**
Which of you won?
**[10:48] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
It's a draw.
**[10:51] Mizubashou**
I haven't seen you like this
in a while, Benisumomo.
**[10:55] Mizubashou**
Are you injured?
**[10:56] Benisumomo**
I'm fine.
**[10:57] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[10:58] Asagao**
Want me to call the medical team?
**[11:00] Tsubaki**
No, I'm fine.
**[11:07] Touwata**
I, uh... never thought you'd
tie with Tsubaki-san.
**[11:11] Touwata**
I do think that's amazing.
**[11:15] Touwata**
But if you'd worked hard, you might have won.
**[11:20] Benisumomo**
Next time I'll win.
**[11:23] Touwata**
I-If you don't put forth any effort,
you'll never win a match you can't win now!
**[11:30] Benisumomo**
I can win.
**[11:32] Benisumomo**
After all,
**[11:34] ---**
I'm a genius.
**[11:39] Touwata**
T-Team Dog! And you, Beni-senpai!
**[11:43] Touwata**
Someday, I'll beat you using my hard work!
**[11:45] ---**
You'll learn how important it is!
**[11:49] Benisumomo**
Yes, yes. I look forward to it.
**[11:52] Touwata**
That makes it official!
Don't you go regretting it later!
**[11:56] Mizubashou**
Okay, bye now.
**[11:57] Touwata**
You'll see how important hard work is!
**[11:59] Benisumomo**
Yes, yes.
**[12:00] Sazanka**
I don't know if they've
got it together or not.
**[12:03] Asagao**
Weird team.
**[12:05] Sazanka**
But thank goodness you're okay, Nee-sama!
**[12:07] Asagao**
I'm kind of wiped out!
**[12:09] Tsubaki**
Then why don't we stay here and take it easy?
**[12:12] Sazanka/Asagao**
Agreed!
**[12:19] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, today for a change they
didn't skimp on the side dishes!
***SIGN*** Dining Hall
***SIGN*** Escape Plan With Nee-sama
**[12:22] Asagao**
Fish is nice, but I wanted
some other meat, too.
**[12:26] Sazanka**
You ate plenty. You could
even stand to cut back.
**[12:29] Asagao**
But then I'd die!
**[12:31] Sazanka**
Don't you agree, Nee-sama?!
**[12:38] Asagao**
Sazanka, next to your mouth, there's—
**[12:39] Sazanka**
Oh, shut up!
**[12:40] Tsubaki**
* I've heard that men eat*
* a lot, but is that true?*
**[12:46] Tsubaki**
* Oh, no! Lately my mind's*
* been on men too much!*
**[12:50] Tsubaki**
*I need to stay focused.*
**[12:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[12:54] Tsubaki**
Yes? What is it, Sazanka?
**[12:57] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[12:59] Mokuren**
I heard today's lesson switched
from Scroll 1 to Scroll 2.
**[13:04] Tsubaki**
Is that so?
**[13:05] Mokuren**
You'll go get yours, right?
Let's go together.
**[13:07] Tsubaki**
Okay.
**[13:09] Sazanka**
Uh...!
**[13:10] Tsubaki**
See you this afternoon. Work hard in class.
**[13:16] Asagao**
You've got some rice on your face.
**[13:17] Sazanka**
I know!
**[13:19] Asagao**
Why are you angry?!
**[13:28] Asagao**
I didn't eat any meat, so I'm already hungry!
**[13:33] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao.
**[13:34] Asagao**
Huh?
**[13:35] Sazanka**
Wanna sneak out of class?
**[13:39] Asagao**
We can't do that.
**[13:40] Sazanka**
I want to see Nee-sama.
**[13:42] ---**
She hasn't paid any attention to me today!
**[13:44] Asagao**
But isn't it in the rules?
**[13:46] ---**
Something like, it's wrong
to sneak out of class.
**[13:49] Sazanka**
Blame that on Nee-sama's class
being in a different hut!
**[13:53] Sazanka**
And it's so far away!
**[13:54] Tsubaki**
Oh, my.
**[13:56] Sazanka**
Don't you think she's
been ignoring us lately?
**[14:02] Asagao**
She spaces out now and then.
**[14:04] Sazanka**
Earlier, I put that rice grain on
my face so she'd get it for me,
**[14:08] ---**
and she didn't even notice.
**[14:10] Asagao**
Oh, so that was on purpose.
**[14:12] Sazanka**
That's right.
**[14:14] Sazanka**
Anyway, I want to go see her.
**[14:17] Asagao**
I think Tsubaki-chan will
get mad if you sneak out.
**[14:20] Sazanka**
Don't be dim, Asagao.
**[14:26] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[14:28] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[14:30] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
You braved danger just to come see me.
**[14:35] Tsubaki**
Such a bad girl...
**[14:39] Sazanka**
That's how it's sure to go!
**[14:41] Asagao**
I wonder.
**[14:43] Housenka**
You two are so annoying,
like screeching monkeys.
**[14:47] Housenka**
How about we switch team names, after all?
**[14:50] Asagao**
Morning, Housenka!
**[14:50] sign**
Bathroom
**[14:52] Sazanka**
*You're* the monkey.
**[14:54] ---**
Which is fitting, given your team name.
**[14:56] Sazanka**
Besides, showing off after coming out of
the bathroom makes you look like an idiot.
**[15:02] Housenka**
I've had diarrhea since yesterday.
I can't help it.
**[15:06] Housenka**
Again...
**[15:07] Konoha**
All right, be seated.
**[15:09] Kagetsu**
Sensei's here.
**[15:09] Konoha**
It's time to start class.
**[15:11] Asagao**
I'll go pee now.
**[15:18] Housenka**
Make it quick, okay?
**[15:22] Asagao**
Huh? Sazanka!
**[15:24] Sazanka**
Sensei! Asagao can't do
her business by herself,
**[15:27] ---**
so I'm helping!
**[15:30] Konoha**
Huh?
**[15:30] Mukuge**
She needs "help"!
**[15:31] Asagao**
I can do it by myself, you know!
**[15:36] Sazanka**
Don't come out until I come back.
**[15:39] ---**
Or I'll get found out.
**[15:40] Asagao**
Huh?! This doesn't work for me!
**[15:43] Sazanka**
I'll give you some dried sweet potato later.
**[15:45] Asagao**
Sweet potato?
**[15:47] Sazanka**
Don't let me down.
**[15:48] Asagao**
Sweet potato...
**[15:49] Housenka**
Hey, Asagao! Hurry up in there!
**[15:53] Asagao**
It might take a little longer.
**[15:56] Housenka**
Why?! Are you doing more than peeing?!
**[15:59] Asagao**
Not exactly...
**[16:00] Housenka**
And why can't you manage by yourself?!
**[16:02] Housenka**
You're pretty huge, for a baby!
**[16:04] Kagetsu**
Oh, wow.
**[16:06] Hototogisu**
"Baby," she said.
**[16:07] Mukuge**
So embarrassing.
**[16:10] Housenka**
Hey! How long will it take?!
**[16:15] Sazanka**
Oh.
**[16:16] Sazanka**
This one's like Nee-sama.
**[16:26] Sazanka**
Stuck on Nee-sama.
**[16:32] Sazanka**
You must be me.
***SIGN*** Potatoes
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[16:38] Asagao**
It's always this way! It's Sazanka's fault!
***SIGN*** Don't use these,
Asagao.
—Sazanka
**[16:42] Asagao**
I haven't even done anything wrong!
***SIGN*** Don't use these,
Asagao.
—Sazanka
**[16:45] Asagao**
But I'm the one they always get mad at!
**[16:48] Asagao**
I can't stand you, Sazanka!
**[17:00] Asagao**
Whatever! I'll do it!
**[17:05] Sazanka**
I get to see Nee-sama!
I get to see Nee-sama!
**[17:09] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[17:11] Asagao**
Hold it!
**[17:13] Sazanka**
Hey, what're you doing?!
**[17:15] ---**
I told you not to come out until I got back!
**[17:17] Asagao**
I couldn't stay in there!
They were all laughing!
**[17:21] Asagao**
Besides!
**[17:22] Asagao**
I was told I get no dinner
if I don't catch you!
**[17:27] Sazanka**
Oh, you are so useless!
**[17:31] Asagao**
This way!
**[17:34] Sazanka**
Asagao's serious!
**[17:36] Asagao**
Dinner!
**[17:44] Asagao**
Stop!
**[17:45] Sazanka**
No!
**[17:46] Hagi**
Sazanka and Asagao.
**[17:47] Tachiaoi**
They should be in class.
What're they doing?
**[17:51] Asagao**
Dinner!
**[17:52] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[17:54] Sazanka**
If you let me go, I'll give you more than
enough dried sweet potato for dinner!
**[17:58] Sazanka**
It's a good deal for you.
**[18:01] Asagao**
Let me think it over.
**[18:02] Higuruma**
Hey, you two!
**[18:05] Higuruma**
Check it out! We caught a huge boar!
**[18:08] Higuruma**
It'll be fresh pork for supper!
**[18:22] Mokuren**
What's the matter?
**[18:22] Tsubaki**
Oh, well... I just felt uneasy.
**[18:27] Tsubaki**
Here's hoping nothing bad happens.
**[18:30] Mokuren**
Tsubaki, you're pretty
good at those predictions.
**[18:33] Mokuren**
Maybe there's a man nearby.
**[18:36] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[18:37] Mokuren**
Just kidding.
**[18:38] Mokuren**
There wouldn't be.
**[18:40] Tsubaki**
*A m-man...*
**[18:42] Tsubaki**
*No, stop. Don't dwell on it.*
**[18:47] Tsubaki**
* And this morning, that's how I missed*
* out on what Sazanka was talking about.*
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
* This afternoon, I'll be sure*
* to listen to what she...*
**[19:03] Asagao**
It's your fault, Sazanka.
**[19:05] ---**
You break that "don't sneak
out of class" thingy.
**[19:09] Asagao**
Plus, we're getting boar meat tonight.
I'm not about to miss out on that.
**[19:13] Sazanka**
Then, how about this?!
**[19:14] Asagao**
You can't tempt me!
Because tonight's pork night.
**[19:17] Sazanka**
I'll give you my entire meat portion!
**[19:21] Sazanka**
If this works, it'll mean double the meat.
**[19:25] Asagao**
*Double the meat!*
**[19:27] Asagao**
If you insist.
**[19:29] Asagao**
Just for a little while.
**[19:31] Sazanka**
*She's so simple.*
**[19:35] Tsubaki**
Number 1: You will not do whatever
you want without permission.
**[19:39] Tsubaki**
Have you forgotten the Akane Class rules?
**[19:44] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[19:49] Asagao**
U-Um, Sensei told me to go bring her back.
**[19:55] Asagao**
Oh, right!
**[19:56] Asagao**
That "don't do whatever you want"
rule you were talking about!
**[20:00] Asagao**
I told Sazanka about that, too,
but she doesn't listen one bit!
**[20:04] Tsubaki**
I heard that whole part
about her tempting you.
**[20:08] Asagao**
Run away!
**[20:10] Asagao**
You snuck out of class, too, Tsubaki-chan!
**[20:13] Tsubaki**
I got permission.
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
Why did you go and sneak out?
**[20:28] Sazanka**
I mean...
**[20:35] Sazanka**
The weather's nice,
so I wanted to take a walk.
**[20:47] Tsubaki**
See that it doesn't happen again.
**[20:57] Asagao**
Sazanka, why did you lie?
**[21:01] Sazanka**
Well...
**[21:02] Sazanka**
I figured I wouldn't be able to hold back,
and I'd tell her everything on my mind.
**[21:08] Sazanka**
And I didn't want Nee-sama
to think it was her fault.
**[21:14] Asagao**
I don't really get it.
**[21:21] Tsubaki**
*That was not a convincing lie.*
**[21:25] Tsubaki**
*I'm sorry.*
**[21:27] ---**
* This afternoon, I'll give*
* you my undivided attention.*
**[21:32] Tsubaki**
*Mm, smells nice.*
**[23:09] Asagao**
Double the meat...
**[23:11] Asagao**
Sazanka, you'll really give me all of it?
**[23:15] Sazanka**
Technically, it *was* a promise.
**[23:18] Asagao**
Sazanka...
**[23:21] Tsubaki**
Then, Sazanka and I will go halfsies.
**[23:24] Sazanka**
Halfsies?
**[23:25] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[23:26] Asagao**
So, I can eat all this?!
**[23:28] Tsubaki**
Feel free.
**[23:28] Sazanka**
Then, then, Nee-sama,
I want you to feed some to me!
**[23:32] Tsubaki**
If you insist. Just for today.
**[23:32] Asagao**
The fatty part's melting
right on top of my tongue!
**[23:34] Sazanka**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Friendly Showdown
Tag (The Man Is It)
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E3 - Friendly Showdown / Tag (The Man Is It)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4NWJ/friendly-showdown--tag-the-man-is-it)
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**[00:11] Tsubaki**
Our afternoon team activity
will be food procurement.
**[00:17] Asagao**
Yay! I hope we can get some meat!
**[00:20] Asagao**
Emergency provisions had just run out, too.
**[00:24] Sazanka**
This won't turn out very well.
**[00:27] Sazanka**
Because every single time,
some idiot goes charging in headlong.
**[00:35] Asagao**
Hey! Who do you mean?!
**[00:36] Sazanka**
I mean you, of course!
**[00:38] Asagao**
Huh?! You take that back!
**[00:39] Tsubaki**
You two need to get along better!
**[00:41] Asagao/Sazanka**
But...!
**[00:43] Tsubaki**
Be friendlier!
***SIGN*** Friendly Showdown
**[02:19] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[02:21] Asagao**
Come back!
**[02:26] Asagao**
My midnight snack...
**[02:28] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao, it's your fault!
**[02:30] Sazanka**
And don't you owe me an apology?!
**[02:31] Asagao**
You're the one who ran into me!
**[02:33] Sazanka**
I spotted it first!
**[02:35] Asagao**
No, you didn't! I did!
**[02:37] Tsubaki**
Good grief.
**[02:37] Sazanka**
Yes, I did! Where were *you* looking?!
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
Can't you get along a little better?
**[02:42] Sazanka**
Not possible with a doofus like her!
**[02:44] Asagao**
That's my line, you know!
**[02:47] Sazanka**
If we weren't on the same team,
I'd never do anything with Asagao!
**[02:51] Asagao**
Huh?! You bother me all the time, too!
**[03:03] Tsubaki**
Both of you!
**[03:06] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Disgraceful.
**[03:10] Tsubaki**
Uikyou and Kikyou of Team Snake!
**[03:15] Uikyou**
They're quarreling.
**[03:17] Kikyou**
That they are.
**[03:19] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Quarreling is disgraceful.
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
Great timing! Could you teach
these girls how to get along?
**[03:28] Sazanka**
Come on, Nee-sama! I can't get
along with someone like her!
**[03:33] Asagao**
Like I said, that's my line!
**[03:37] Uikyou**
We've always been close.
**[03:41] Kikyou**
So, teaching's easier said than done.
**[03:45] Tsubaki**
Maybe you have some advice, or something?
**[03:53] Uikyou/Kikyou**
We have no advice...
**[03:56] Uikyou/Kikyou**
but the secret to getting along...
**[04:00] Uikyou/Kikyou**
is right here.
**[04:01] Tsubaki**
There *is* such a thing?
**[04:06] Uikyou**
But I don't think it would work.
**[04:08] Kikyou**
Yeah, they're too unfriendly.
**[04:12] Uikyou**
So...
**[04:13] Kikyou**
On that note...
**[04:14] Tsubaki**
Oh! You two!
**[04:17] Uikyou**
If you insist on seeing it...
**[04:19] Kikyou**
...try taking it from us.
**[04:24] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[04:28] Tsubaki**
What are you doing?!
Come on, after them!
**[04:31] Sazanka**
Oh, what does it matter?
**[04:34] Asagao**
Let's look for food instead.
**[04:36] ---**
We already lost some, thanks to Sazanka.
**[04:39] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[04:40] Asagao**
Well, we did.
**[04:41] Tsubaki**
As team leader, I order you!
**[04:43] Tsubaki**
Both of you work together,
and steal the scroll from Team Snake.
**[04:48] Sazanka**
Order all you like, but that's still...
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
Upon your success, I'll give Asagao
my side dishes at dinner tonight!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
And for you, Sazanka,
we'll share a futon tonight!
**[05:03] Sazanka**
Don't get in my way.
**[05:05] Asagao**
Back at you.
**[05:07] Sazanka/Asagao**
Okay! Here goes!
**[05:13] Asagao**
Ow...
**[05:16] Asagao**
What is this?!
**[05:19] Tsubaki**
And learn about teamwork, while you're at it.
**[05:26] Sazanka**
Anyway, let's do this.
**[05:29] Asagao**
Yeah...
**[05:32] Sazanka/Asagao**
Ow!
**[05:34] Sazanka**
Don't people usually lead
with the outside foot?!
**[05:35] Asagao**
I have no idea, you know!
**[05:45] Uikyou**
Chocolate vine.
**[05:47] Kikyou**
Looks yummy.
**[05:52] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Ahh.
**[05:53] Sazanka/Asagao**
Team Snake duo!
**[05:59] Sazanka/Asagao**
Hand over the scroll!
**[06:05] Kikyou**
Why're your legs tied together...
**[06:08] Uikyou**
...when you get along so poorly?
**[06:10] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[06:11] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan did this.
**[06:13] Sazanka**
Hah! Because we get along better
than you two do, naturally.
**[06:20] Uikyou**
But it's all you can do just to walk around.
**[06:24] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[06:25] Uikyou/Kikyou**
We'll play your little game.
**[06:34] Asagao**
Wow...
**[06:36] Kikyou**
Have some...
**[06:37] Uikyou**
...chocolate vine.
**[06:39] Asagao**
Chocolate vine!
**[06:40] Sazanka**
You stupid—
**[06:43] Asagao**
Ow...
**[06:44] Sazanka**
What're you doing?!
**[06:46] Asagao**
Well, I...
**[06:47] Uikyou**
They're quarreling again.
**[06:49] Kikyou**
Disgraceful.
**[06:52] Sazanka**
Here goes, Asagao.
**[06:54] Sazanka**
One...
**[06:55] Sazanka/Asagao**
...two!
**[07:02] Asagao**
Keep going!
**[07:03] Asagao**
One, two!
**[07:12] Sazanka**
One more time!
**[07:13] Sazanka**
One, two!
**[07:21] Asagao**
At this rate, I'll never
get extra side dishes!
**[07:25] Sazanka**
I'll be sleeping alone.
**[07:27] Asagao**
Hey, what do we do?
**[07:41] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[07:44] Sazanka**
You're the stronger of us, and I'm lighter.
**[07:49] Sazanka**
Leave directions and support to me.
**[07:51] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[07:52] Sazanka**
I'll tell you the plan, so lean in.
**[07:57] Uikyou**
They've started cooperating.
**[07:59] Kikyou**
That they have.
**[08:01] Uikyou/Kikyou**
But...
**[08:04] Sazanka**
Got it?
**[08:11] Uikyou/Kikyou**
It's a little late.
**[08:14] Sazanka**
That's... Sleep Bell Jutsu!
**[08:18] Uikyou**
Too late to realize that now.
**[08:21] Kikyou**
Soon enough, you'll fall asleep.
**[08:31] Asagao**
Ow!
**[08:34] Sazanka**
I'll keep pinching, so get to running!
**[08:37] Sazanka**
No sleep until we take it!
**[08:42] Asagao**
You, too, Sazanka!
**[08:56] Uikyou**
Smoke, against us?
When we're in perfect step?
**[09:00] Kikyou**
Too bad it's pointless.
**[09:05] Kikyou**
Uikyou!
**[09:07] Uikyou**
I can't get loose!
**[09:08] Kikyou**
Hold on. I'll undo it.
**[09:15] Asagao**
I have a good nose, don't I?
**[09:19] Sazanka**
Good plan, too!
**[09:22] Uikyou**
We lost.
**[09:24] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:30] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes!
**[09:34] Asagao**
Side dishes!
**[09:35] Sazanka**
Sleeping together!
**[09:42] Uikyou**
These two get along well.
**[09:44] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:46] Kikyou**
After all, they're unfriendly...
**[09:49] Uikyou**
...but there they are, asleep together.
**[09:51] Asagao**
Side dishes...
**[09:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[09:54] Kikyou**
They tried hard not to fall asleep.
**[09:57] Uikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:58] Kikyou**
But I think it would take more
than pinching to oppose our Jutsu.
**[10:02] Uikyou**
I bet they get along so poorly,
**[10:04] ---**
they were pinching incredibly hard.
**[10:08] Kikyou**
Which means, being unfriendly
is its own kind of strength?
**[10:15] Uikyou**
Could be.
**[10:17] Tsubaki**
They ended up losing, huh?
**[10:20] Uikyou**
They tried hard at the end, though.
**[10:22] Kikyou**
But then, fell asleep.
**[10:25] Tsubaki**
I see.
**[10:26] Kikyou**
Well, we'll be going.
**[10:29] Uikyou**
You can see to them.
**[10:32] Tsubaki**
Uikyou, Kikyou.
**[10:35] Tsubaki**
Isn't that scroll with the secret
of getting along really just blank?
**[10:43] Uikyou/Kikyou**
You figured it out.
**[10:45] Kikyou**
Are you mad?
**[10:46] Uikyou**
That we tricked you?
**[10:48] Tsubaki**
No.
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
You played a trick to teach
them the value of teaming up.
**[10:57] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[11:01] Uikyou**
Sure.
**[11:03] Uikyou**
It's just, watching a dysfunctional pair...
**[11:07] Kikyou**
...proves to us all over
again how well *we* get along.
**[11:13] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Y'know?
**[11:16] Uikyou**
Ready to go, Kikyou?
**[11:18] Kikyou**
Sure, Uikyou.
**[11:21] Tsubaki**
I wonder if they're just
hiding their embarrassment.
**[11:33] Tsubaki**
Maybe now, they've grown a little closer?
**[11:44] student**
Well, just try replacing it.
***SIGN*** Tag (The Man Is It)
**[11:47] student**
Replacing it?
**[11:48] Hinagiku**
I mean, look.
**[11:49] ---**
Aren't men big and slow?
***SIGN*** Once-in-a-lifetime
***SIGN*** encounter
**[11:53] Hinagiku**
Can't you win if you just get
behind them, and let them have it?
**[11:56] Kibushi**
Oh, good call!
**[12:00] Tsubaki**
*They're talking about men.*
**[12:02] Kibushi**
They're too dumb!
**[12:03] Hinagiku**
You said it!
**[12:12] Suzuran**
Um...
**[12:14] Suzushiro**
Look at this!
**[12:16] Suzushiro**
My rendition of a man!
**[12:18] Tachiaoi**
Hey!
**[12:19] Hana**
Everyone, outside.
**[12:26] Hana**
Listen up.
**[12:28] Hana**
Today's classes are canceled.
**[12:30] Hana**
Instead, we're going to play tag.
**[12:35] Itadori**
For real? Hooray!
**[12:37] Hana**
However, anyone who gets
caught gets no dinner.
**[12:41] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[12:42] Asagao**
Hey! That's cruel, you know!
**[12:44] Hana**
You girls have been making
fun of men too much lately.
**[12:48] Hana**
You need a reminder that they're dangerous.
**[12:53] Hana**
The first thing you do
when you see a man is run.
**[12:55] ---**
To train your body to do so,
**[12:57] ---**
the person who's "it" will
be considered "male."
**[13:01] Hinagiku**
Male?
**[13:02] Ume**
It's man tag!
**[13:03] student**
Say what?
**[13:04] student**
That's weird.
**[13:05] Benisumomo**
But, Sensei.
**[13:07] Benisumomo**
If we think of whoever's it as male,
**[13:10] ---**
we'll have no choice but
to fight, if cornered.
**[13:14] Benisumomo**
What do we do then?
**[13:16] Hana**
If your only remaining option is to fight?
**[13:19] Hana**
That's fine. Then, you may fight.
**[13:22] Benisumomo**
Heck, that'll be easy.
**[13:25] Touwata**
There you go again.
**[13:26] Hana**
However.
**[13:28] Hana**
I'll play the part of the man.
**[13:31] Benisumomo**
No way...
**[13:33] Hana**
If you remain uncaught until evening,
or defeat me, you girls win.
**[13:37] Housenka**
That's totally impossible!
**[13:39] Hana**
I told you, I'm training you
to be inherently wary of men.
**[13:44] Asagao**
We don't stand a chance.
**[13:45] Hagi**
I'll die if I go without food...
**[13:47] Mokuren**
Oh, dinner...
**[13:47] Higuruma**
"No food" is too harsh!
**[13:50] student**
This isn't fair!
**[13:50] Hana**
Then I'll toss in a small handicap.
**[13:53] Hana**
If even just one of you
can remove my hair tie,
**[13:56] ---**
I'll treat that as a victory for your side.
**[13:59] Hana**
I'll guarantee dinner for everyone.
**[14:02] Housenka**
Either way, it's impossible!
**[14:03] Ajisai**
Who made you so mad, Sensei?!
**[14:03] Asagao**
Stupid upperclassmen!
**[14:07] Hana**
You can go anywhere in Akane Class territory.
**[14:09] Hana**
Including inside buildings, of course.
**[14:12] Hana**
So, we begin when I reach ten.
**[14:15] Hana**
One.
**[14:18] Hana**
Two.
**[14:21] Hana**
Three.
**[14:27] Konoha**
Is your back okay?
I'll take your place, if you like.
**[14:31] Hana**
No, I'm fine.
**[14:34] Hana**
I just hope this gives them
a sense of fear and caution.
**[14:41] Konoha**
Indeed.
**[14:46] Sazanka**
What do we do, Nee-sama?
**[14:48] Tsubaki**
First, let's come up with a plan.
**[14:51] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
**[14:53] Asagao**
You're reliable, Tsubaki-chan!
**[14:55] Tsubaki**
Sensei said she would play the male role.
**[14:59] Asagao**
Mhm.
**[15:00] Tsubaki**
Which means...
**[15:03] ---**
she might be using Transformation
Jutsu to change into one!
**[15:09] Asagao**
Huh? What does that have to do with it?
**[15:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! We know you're afraid,
but please try to keep it together.
**[15:26] Kagetsu**
Hototogisu.
**[15:27] Kagetsu**
Over here.
**[15:30] Hototogisu**
Okay.
**[15:45] Mukuge**
Please, don't notice us!
**[15:47] Kagetsu**
Mukuge, shh!
**[16:08] Kagetsu**
Thank goodness.
**[16:10] Hototogisu**
I thought maybe she saw me come in here.
**[16:12] Mukuge**
Kagetsu takes off running like a shot.
**[16:15] Kagetsu**
Yeah, well...
**[16:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu**
Huh?
**[16:26] Mukuge**
Sensei's snakes!
**[16:31] Sazanka**
A scream...
**[16:32] Tsubaki**
Somebody must have gotten caught.
**[16:34] Asagao**
Let's hurry and come up
with a plan to get away.
**[16:38] Tsubaki**
There's no getting away from Sensei.
**[16:40] Asagao**
Huh?! But earlier, you talked about a plan!
**[16:45] Tsubaki**
Yes, that's right.
**[16:47] Tsubaki**
A plan to defeat her.
**[16:49] Asagao**
I seriously don't think
that'll work, you know!
**[16:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, that *is* a bit much.
**[16:54] Asagao**
I just know I won't get dinner!
**[17:04] Asagao**
Meat!
**[17:06] Tsubaki**
Wait, Asagao! That's so obvious!
**[17:11] Hana**
You fall too easily for food.
Asagao, no dinner.
**[17:15] Asagao**
I'd, at least, like one bite, you know!
**[17:21] Hana**
They got away.
**[17:24] Tachiaoi**
Higuruma, can you squeeze in a little more?
**[17:28] Higuruma**
Squeeze over that way more, Hagi.
**[17:31] Hagi**
If I squeeze any more,
I'll suffocate and die.
**[17:34] Higuruma**
You'll be fine.
**[17:36] Tachiaoi**
I hope she doesn't find us.
**[17:40] Hana**
Tachiaoi, no food.
**[17:52] Hana**
Ume, Itadori, Fuki! No food!
**[17:57] Hana**
Hinagiku, Kibushi! No food!
**[18:01] Hana**
Housenka, Mokuren! No food!
**[18:06] Hana**
And, next is...
**[18:09] Benisumomo**
Sensei, I'd like to fight you.
**[18:12] Hana**
Benisumomo, huh?
**[18:14] ---**
What are you doing, coming right to me?
**[18:16] Benisumomo**
Because it's rare I get to go up against you!
**[18:37] Hana**
Your skills have improved.
**[18:39] Hana**
Looks like you're training properly.
**[18:50] Hana**
However, you're not there yet.
**[18:57] Hana**
No food. Keep up the good work.
**[19:14] Hana**
My back...
**[19:16] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Hana-sensei.
**[19:18] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Are you all right?
**[19:20] Konoha (Sazanka)**
I came to see how your back is doing.
**[19:23] Hana**
Konoha? I'm fine.
**[19:26] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Here, grab hold of me.
**[19:32] Hana**
Have you gotten a little shorter?
**[19:35] Konoha (Sazanka)**
N-No, how could I?
**[19:37] Hana**
Your eyes seem different, too.
**[19:45] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Your Transformation Jutsu is good,
Sazanka, but it needs work.
**[19:51] Hana**
Thanks.
**[19:52] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Sure. But how is your back?
**[19:56] Hana**
No need to worry.
**[20:10] Tsubaki**
*Now, I'll just take Sensei's hair tie!*
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
*She's too wary for it to work.*
**[20:24] Tsubaki**
*No.*
**[20:25] ---**
* Sazanka sacrificed herself*
* as a decoy, for this chance.*
**[20:29] Tsubaki**
*Everyone's dinner depends on me!*
**[20:33] Tsubaki**
*I *must* do this!*
**[20:34] Hana**
Konoha.
**[20:35] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Y-Yes! What is it?
**[20:39] Hana**
Do you think I'm too strict with the girls?
**[20:42] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
No.
**[20:44] Hana**
I see.
**[20:45] ---**
There's no other choice.
**[20:48] Hana**
We can't have things go
back to how they were then.
**[20:52] Hana**
We must keep lying about men being scary.
**[21:07] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[22:44] Tsubaki**
Men... aren't scary?
**[22:50] Hana**
Tsubaki...
**[22:54] Hana**
Transformation Jutsu?
**[22:56] Hana**
What I was just saying...
**[23:00] Hana**
Tsubaki! Wait!
**[23:10] Konoha**
Hana-sensei.
**[23:12] Hana**
Konoha?
**[23:13] Konoha**
Is it your back? I did tell you so.
**[23:16] Hana**
You're the real thing?
**[23:19] Konoha**
Huh?
**[23:20] Hana**
Catch Tsubaki.
**[23:23] Hana**
I messed up.
**[23:25] Hana**
She ended up hearing about you-know-what!
**[23:28] Tsubaki**
*It's a lie that men are scary...*
**[23:31] Tsubaki**
*I heard it straight from her!*
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
*What do I do now?!*
***SIGN*** Next time:
Men and Women
Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued!
# E4 - Men and Women | Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0VJQ/men-and-women--mokurens-medical-jutsu)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Hana**
There's no other choice.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Hana**
We can't have things go
back to how they were then.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Hana**
We must keep lying about men being scary.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Men... aren't scary?
***SIGN*** Men and Women
**[02:02] Konoha**
Tsubaki.
**[02:04] Tsubaki**
Konoha-sensei!
**[02:05] Konoha**
Stop this instant.
**[02:11] Konoha**
Ah, I see.
**[02:20] Tsubaki**
*A leaf?!*
**[02:46] Konoha**
My, my.
**[02:50] Konoha**
Substitution...
**[02:52] ---**
Impressive, in that short a time.
**[02:54] Konoha**
However...
**[03:00] Konoha**
If even one gets on you, there's no
escape from the Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
**[03:05] Tsubaki**
Konoha-sensei! I-I...
**[03:08] Konoha**
Hana-sensei will decide what to do.
**[03:11] Konoha**
For the time being...
**[03:16] Konoha**
you will sleep.
**[03:27] Konoha**
Looks like you're awake.
**[03:31] Hana**
Sit her up.
**[03:39] Tsubaki**
Sensei...
**[03:41] Konoha**
So, what will you do with Tsubaki?
**[03:47] Konoha**
Just have her remain silent...
**[03:52] Konoha**
or have her leave Akane Class?
**[03:57] Tsubaki**
Leave? No!
**[04:01] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[04:07] Hana**
I'm going to tell you everything.
**[04:09] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[04:11] Hana**
You will keep it from the
other students, of course.
**[04:15] Konoha**
Are you sure?
**[04:17] Hana**
It'd be even harder to keep her quiet,
if she knows only part of it.
**[04:23] Konoha**
It's your decision, Hana-sensei...
**[04:36] Hana**
There is a term called "romantic love."
**[04:42] Hana**
It means to develop feelings
for one of the opposite sex.
**[04:47] Hana**
I hear everyone experiences it
when they come of age.
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
Love?
**[04:56] Hana**
This might surprise you,
**[04:58] ---**
but Akane Class and Aoi Class used to mingle.
**[05:02] Hana**
And all the students were in love.
**[05:08] Tsubaki**
Men and women...
**[05:10] ---**
in love...
**[05:15] Konoha**
Tsubaki?
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
W-We think that men are scary,
and that in other villages,
**[05:23] ---**
we live with them grudgingly
because it's just how things are...
**[05:28] Tsubaki**
Why lie to us like that?!
**[05:29] Hana**
I'm in the process of telling you.
**[05:33] Tsubaki**
Oh, right.
**[05:34] Hana**
May I continue?
**[05:36] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[05:41] Hana**
The students of Akane Class and Aoi Class
**[05:45] ---**
who were in love dedicated
themselves to training,
**[05:47] ---**
but found what time they could
to meet and be together.
**[05:52] Hana**
But gradually, there emerged those
for whom that alone couldn't satisfy.
**[05:57] Hana**
They wanted more time together,
to the exclusion of all else.
**[06:03] Hana**
Even if it meant abandoning this life.
**[06:05] Tsubaki**
You mean...
**[06:07] Hana**
Yes, they left the village together.
**[06:11] Hana**
Out in the world,
that's known as "elopement."
**[06:14] Tsubaki**
Elopement!
**[06:16] Hana**
As a result, more and more couples eloped.
**[06:21] Hana**
There were many who couldn't be satisfied
with just a little time together.
**[06:26] Hana**
And apparently, "elopement" is a very
enticing word for young men and women.
**[06:35] Hana**
One couple eloped after the next,
**[06:38] ---**
and the number of students dropped sharply.
**[06:42] Hana**
Fearful that there would be no more ninjas,
**[06:45] ---**
the leaders of each class
discussed the matter,
**[06:47] ---**
and decided to disallow
interaction between the classes.
**[06:52] Hana**
Then we taught that the
opposite sex is scary,
**[06:54] ---**
and made rules forbidding contact with them.
**[06:58] ---**
That's how it's been now for generations.
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
So, that's the way things are.
**[07:05] Konoha**
Now do you see the point of that game of tag?
**[07:08] Konoha**
If more students start making fun of men,
**[07:10] ---**
there will probably emerge those
**[07:13] ---**
who attempt to defeat them,
much like Sazanka and Benisumomo.
**[07:16] Konoha**
If the two genders were to meet,
we don't know what would happen.
**[07:22] Tsubaki**
*This is too much to take in at once.*
**[07:25] Tsubaki**
*My mind is a mess.*
**[07:28] Tsubaki**
*Wh-What am I supposed to do?!*
**[07:32] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[07:35] Hana**
I *am* surprised, though.
**[07:38] Hana**
While it's true that I was
distracted by my back pain,
**[07:41] ---**
your Transformation Jutsu was
so good, it fooled even me.
**[07:44] Hana**
You will make a fine kunoichi.
**[07:50] Tsubaki**
Th-Thank you, ma'am.
**[07:57] Tsubaki**
Um, Sensei.
**[08:00] Tsubaki**
I think from now on,
**[08:02] ---**
I too would like to warn students
who don't seem wary of men.
**[08:06] Hana**
Mhm.
**[08:09] Tsubaki**
And so... I'd like to ask
for something in return...
**[08:16] Asagao**
Th-Thank you!
**[08:20] Asagao**
Food!
**[08:22] Sazanka**
I knew you could do it, Nee-sama.
**[08:22] Asagao**
Thank you!
**[08:24] Tachiaoi**
I can't believe you managed
to get Sensei's hair tie.
**[08:27] Higiri**
How'd you do it?
**[08:28] Itadori**
Way to go!
**[08:29] Tsubaki**
* I never thought asking to reinstate*
* dinner would lead to all this.*
**[08:35] Tsubaki**
* It's sort of like I'm deceiving*
* them, so I have mixed feelings.*
**[08:38] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan!
**[08:38] Mokuren**
Thanks, Tsubaki.
**[08:40] Asagao**
It's all thanks to you!
**[08:42] Higiri**
Good stuff.
**[08:43] Hasu**
I wasn't sure how things would turn out.
**[08:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
**[08:45] Tachiaoi**
*I* got caught right away.
**[08:47] Itadori**
Me, too.
**[08:49] student**
I was *sure* she wouldn't find *me*, though.
**[08:53] Tsubaki**
*Well, whatever.*
**[08:57] Konoha**
Was this a good idea?
**[08:59] ---**
Mhm.
**[09:00] Hana**
Well, from now on Tsubaki will help us,
**[09:04] ---**
so I'm willing to grant them their dinner.
**[09:07] Konoha**
No, I didn't mean that.
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
Sensei.
**[09:11] Hana**
What's up?
**[09:12] Tsubaki**
Um, there's something I'd like to ask.
**[09:15] Hana**
What?
**[09:16] Tsubaki**
Well...
**[09:18] Tsubaki**
Wh-When you fall in love,
what the heck happens to you?
**[09:25] Tsubaki**
Um, I was just wondering!
**[09:29] Hana**
Let's see.
**[09:32] Hana**
Your heart pounds, your body feels hot,
**[09:35] ---**
and it feels as if your mind goes blank.
**[09:40] Hana**
Or, so I'm told.
**[09:42] Tsubaki**
Your heart pounds, you feel hot,
and your mind goes blank...
**[09:47] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[09:49] Tsubaki**
Excuse me.
**[09:51] Konoha**
Hana-sensei.
**[09:54] Konoha**
What I was trying to say is,
**[09:56] ---**
was it a good idea to
tell Tsubaki everything?
**[10:04] Hana**
Tsubaki's going to be fine.
**[10:06] Hana**
Because she's already
an outstanding kunoichi.
**[10:11] Konoha**
Well, fair enough.
**[10:13] Konoha**
But you know, the girl is
old enough to be interested.
**[10:22] Hana**
She'll be fine.
**[10:24] Konoha**
It sounds like you're telling yourself that.
**[10:34] Tsubaki**
*It was "love."*
**[10:41] Tsubaki**
*It's love!*
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
*But I've never even seen a man.*
**[10:53] Tsubaki**
*So,* is *it love...?*
***SIGN*** Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
**[11:01] student**
Good morning.
**[11:03] student**
Such nice weather.
**[11:07] ---**
Asagao!
**[11:08] student**
Huh? I can't find my hair clip!
**[11:10] student**
What should we do for fun today?
**[11:12] student**
Come on, it's time you got up.
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[11:26] Mokuren**
It's a day off!
**[11:29] Tsuwabuki**
Mhm.
**[11:30] Mokuren**
I'm so happy. It's our day off!
**[11:33] Mokuren**
"Day off."
**[11:35] ---**
Yes, I even like the way it sounds.
**[11:38] Mokuren**
Today I'm going to take a walk and
pick fruit, and relax while I eat it.
**[11:44] Housenka**
Mokuren! I'm gonna go beat
Sazanka, and I need help!
**[11:48] Mokuren**
Huh? Um...
**[11:50] Tsuwabuki**
Stop that, Housenka.
**[11:51] ---**
You know how Mokuren can't say no to a favor.
**[11:55] Housenka**
Then *you* help me, Tsuwabuki!
**[11:57] Tsuwabuki**
After this, I'm playing
go with Fuki and the gang.
***SIGN*** Housenka
**[12:01] Housenka**
That's never going to help
us take Team Dog's name!
**[12:04] Tsuwabuki**
We don't need it.
**[12:06] ---**
How about you use your head a little, too?
**[12:09] Tsuwabuki**
Go is a great game.
**[12:12] Housenka**
All you ever do is lose!
**[12:13] ---**
"Use your head," indeed.
**[12:16] Housenka**
That, coming from a violent,
musclebound... ape.
**[12:19] Tsuwabuki**
Oh?!
**[12:21] Tsuwabuki**
Sounds like you need some discipline!
**[12:25] Tsuwabuki**
You little monkey!
**[12:26] Housenka**
It's because you talked
about using your head!
**[12:32] Tsuwabuki**
Shut your mouth!
**[12:34] Housenka**
What're you doing?!
**[12:35] Tsuwabuki**
You little...!
**[12:36] Housenka**
It's not my fault!
**[12:44] Tsuwabuki**
Get back here!
**[12:51] Mokuren**
There we go.
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[12:59] Mokuren**
Things got off to a rough start,
**[13:02] ---**
but now I get my relaxing day off!
**[13:23] Mokuren**
You're so skillful.
**[13:26] Mokuren**
One-two.
**[13:28] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[13:30] Mokuren**
Did you fall in? Come here.
**[13:52] Mokuren**
Sour!
**[13:54] Mokuren**
This one is...
**[13:59] Mokuren**
sweet!
**[14:04] Mokuren**
You want some?
**[14:06] Mokuren**
All right.
**[14:14] Suzuran**
Mokuren!
**[14:17] Mokuren**
What's up?
**[14:19] Suzuran**
I'm afraid Ajisai twisted her wrist.
**[14:21] Suzuran**
Could you do that thing? The "whap" thing.
**[14:24] Ajisai**
I just need medicinal herbs.
**[14:26] Suzuran**
But it's our day off, and you can't fully
enjoy yourself with your hand like that.
**[14:31] Ajisai**
But...
**[14:33] Mokuren**
Let me see it.
**[14:36] Ajisai**
B-Be gentle.
**[14:47] Ajisai**
Ow!
**[14:49] Ajisai**
Didn't I say "be gentle"?!
**[14:52] Mokuren**
Sorry. How's your left hand?
**[14:57] Ajisai**
It's better!
**[14:58] Mokuren**
That's good.
**[15:00] Ajisai/Suzuran**
Thank you!
**[15:02] Mokuren**
Take care.
**[15:07] Mokuren**
Doing that sure does tire me out.
**[15:12] Mokuren**
I had better train some more.
**[15:45] Mokuren**
Tsubaki!
**[15:50] Mokuren**
There.
**[15:51] Mokuren**
Did Housenka show up at
Team Dog's place again?
**[15:55] Tsubaki**
No, she hasn't come by.
**[15:57] Mokuren**
No?
**[15:58] Sazanka**
Where are you, Nee-sama?!
**[16:01] Sazanka**
Mokuren! Have you seen Nee-sama?!
**[16:03] Mokuren**
Um...
**[16:05] Sazanka**
She's been kinda weird all day!
**[16:07] ---**
If you see her, ask her why!
**[16:08] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[16:17] Mokuren**
What's the matter?
**[16:19] Tsubaki**
Sazanka's blowing it out of proportion.
**[16:21] ---**
I've just been thinking about something.
**[16:24] Mokuren**
Oh, okay.
**[16:29] Mokuren**
Hey, look.
**[16:31] Mokuren**
Over there.
**[16:34] Mokuren**
A bird nest.
**[16:36] Mokuren**
Cute, aren't they?
**[16:41] Mokuren**
I wanted to see it with you.
**[16:49] Tsubaki**
Mokuren.
**[16:51] Tsubaki**
Would you mind... listening to...
**[16:54] Tsubaki**
what I have to say?
**[16:58] Mokuren**
No problem.
**[17:03] Tsubaki**
Um, how to put this...
**[17:07] Tsubaki**
The thing is, I kind of wound up
with a secret I can't tell anyone.
**[17:14] Itadori**
Mokuren!
**[17:15] Ume**
Come with us!
**[17:16] Itadori**
We need a favor from the medical team!
**[17:19] Mokuren**
Okay, I'll be there later.
**[17:20] Itadori**
No, we need you now!
**[17:22] Mokuren**
Right now?
**[17:25] Mokuren**
Sorry, but could you ask Tsuwabuki?
**[17:28] Itadori**
She's too busy playing go to do it!
**[17:30] Ume**
And Housenka's passed out next to her!
**[17:33] Ume/Itadori**
Please, Mokuren!
**[17:36] Tsubaki**
Go on. Go with them.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
Sounds like they're in a hurry.
**[17:41] Mokuren**
I'll listen once I'm done.
**[17:43] Itadori**
Mokuren, hurry!
**[17:46] Itadori**
This is it.
**[17:48] Mokuren**
Um...
**[17:50] Mokuren**
A broken teacup?
**[17:53] Ume**
Fuki treasures this one!
***SIGN*** Team
Tiger
**[17:55] Itadori**
Please! Fix it with your "whap" thing!
**[17:57] Mokuren**
Well, I can only use that on living beings.
**[18:03] Itadori**
Fuki's gonna kill us!
**[18:04] Ume**
Then what do we do?!
**[18:06] Mokuren**
I'm sure it'll be okay.
**[18:08] Mokuren**
She'll forgive you if you apologize properly.
**[18:10] Ume/Itadori**
Mokuren...
**[18:12] Ume**
Could you come with us when we do it?
**[18:14] Mokuren**
Sure thing.
**[18:17] Ume/Itadori**
We're sorry!
**[18:18] Tsuwabuki**
That turns out like this,
and this turns out like that...
**[18:22] Fuki**
Don't worry about it.
**[18:22] Tsuwabuki**
And if not, then this, and that, and...
**[18:26] Fuki**
More importantly, were you hurt?
**[18:29] Higiri**
Mokuren!
**[18:56] students**
Mokuren!
**[18:58] students**
Mokuren!
**[18:59] students**
Mokuren!
**[19:01] students**
Mokuren!
**[19:02] students**
Mokuren!
**[19:07] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[19:10] Mokuren**
Sorry I took so long.
**[19:12] Tsubaki**
That's fine. But you look completely drained.
**[19:16] Tsubaki**
We can wait and talk
another time, if you like.
**[19:19] Mokuren**
It's okay, this always happens.
**[19:22] Tsubaki**
You really never say no.
**[19:25] Mokuren**
I'm bad at refusing,
so everyone asks me to do things.
**[19:31] Tsubaki**
No, Mokuren, that's...
**[19:33] Mokuren**
You know, I'm happy when they ask me.
**[19:39] Mokuren**
Doing things for everyone...
**[19:44] Mokuren**
I'm on Team Monkey.
**[19:49] Mokuren**
So, that's my job.
**[19:53] Tsubaki**
Your job...
**[19:58] Tsubaki**
Say, Mokuren.
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
Please whap my forehead.
**[20:03] Mokuren**
S-Sure, but... does your head hurt?
**[20:06] Tsubaki**
No, you don't have to use the Jutsu.
**[20:09] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[20:09] Tsubaki**
Just go on. Do it.
**[20:11] Mokuren**
All right.
**[20:16] Mokuren**
A-Are you okay?
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Yes! Thank you!
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
I'll be going now.
**[20:22] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[20:23] Mokuren**
What about talking?
**[20:25] Tsubaki**
You helped me remember.
**[20:28] Tsubaki**
My job is to be stout-hearted.
**[20:33] Mokuren**
Right.
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
Hey, Mokuren.
**[20:38] Tsubaki**
Everyone asks you for things,
not because you don't refuse,
**[20:42] ---**
but because they rely on you.
**[20:45] Tsubaki**
Sazanka is worried, so I'm going to go.
**[21:00] Mokuren**
I'm tired.
**[21:03] Mokuren**
I'll sleep just for a bit.
**[21:09] Tsuwabuki**
Hey.
**[21:10] Tsuwabuki**
Wake up, Mokuren. You'll catch a cold.
**[21:16] Mokuren**
Good morning. Are you done playing go?
**[21:19] Tsuwabuki**
What are you talking about?
It's night already.
**[21:22] Housenka**
This is too lazy even for a day off, Mokuren.
**[21:25] Tsuwabuki**
Let's go home.
**[21:26] Housenka**
We looked all over for you.
**[21:30] Mokuren**
Huh?!
**[23:03] Tsubaki**
Mokuren!
**[23:05] Mokuren**
What's the matter today?
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[23:08] sign**
Are you okay? Your face is all red.
**[23:11] sign**
Do you have a fever?
**[23:13] Tsubaki**
Maybe "fever" isn't the word...
**[23:15] Mokuren**
Is your heart pounding, by chance?
***SIGN*** A
k
a
n
e
C
l
a
s
s
**[23:17] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[23:19] Tsubaki**
Yeah.
**[23:20] Mokuren**
Your body feels hot?
**[23:22] Tsubaki**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[23:23] Mokuren**
And it feels as if your mind goes blank?
**[23:26] Tsubaki**
You know what it is?!
**[23:28] Mokuren**
Sure, no problem.
**[23:30] Mokuren**
I'll cure you.
**[23:32] Tsubaki**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Next time:
A Fight over Some Fruit
Independence and
Indulgence
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued...
# E5 - A Fight Over Some Fruit | Independence and Indulgence
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVPVDZ/a-fight-over-some-fruit--independence-and-indulgence)
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**[00:01] Asagao**
This way!
**[00:05] Asagao**
This is the way!
**[00:08] Tsubaki**
You sure are cheerful, Asagao.
**[00:10] Asagao**
Naturally!
**[00:11] Sazanka**
Yeah, really.
**[00:12] ---**
She brightens up at the mere mention of food.
**[00:16] Asagao**
You bet. And just for that,
you don't get any.
**[00:20] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[00:21] Sazanka**
We're out here gathering
food in the first place
**[00:24] ---**
because you scarfed down our
team's emergency supply!
**[00:26] Asagao**
I've got a big body, so I have to eat a lot!
**[00:30] Sazanka**
Says you, you overeater!
**[00:32] Asagao**
I really won't give you a single piece.
**[00:35] Asagao**
I put it all here for safe keep—
**[00:40] Asagao**
It's g-gone.
**[00:41] Sazanka**
Huh?
**[00:43] Asagao**
The chocolate vine that was here...
**[00:45] ---**
It's all gone, you know.
**[00:47] Sazanka**
You probably ate it as soon as you found it.
**[00:50] Asagao**
I did not!
**[00:52] Asagao**
I wrote my name on it, and was
waiting for it to get bigger!
**[00:58] Tsubaki**
Maybe birds ate it, or something?
**[01:02] Hinagiku**
This is quite tasty.
**[01:04] Kibushi**
Right!
**[01:05] Hinagiku**
If I eat a delicious thing like this,
**[01:08] ---**
maybe I'll become even cuter.
**[01:11] Kibushi**
Oh?
**[01:12] Kibushi**
Hinagiku, I simply couldn't
*handle* you getting any cuter.
**[01:18] Sazanka**
Ugh, Team Horse.
**[01:21] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, I can't deal with them.
Let's get out of here.
**[01:25] Asagao**
There it is!
**[01:27] Asagao**
That! That!
**[01:29] writing**
That's my chocolate vine, you know!
***SIGN*** A
**[03:04] Asagao**
That's my chocolate vine, you know!
**[03:07] Asagao**
My name's written on it!
***SIGN*** A Fight Over Some Fruit
***SIGN*** Munch...
Munch...
**[03:11] Hinagiku**
Well, let it go.
**[03:14] Hinagiku**
When you consider how I can
become cuter by eating this...
**[03:20] Kibushi**
It's a small price to pay, Hinagiku!
**[03:22] Asagao**
It's a total ripoff, you know!
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
**[03:25] Asagao**
And for that matter, I had
my eye on those there, too!
**[03:29] Hinagiku**
Hey, what's the big deal?
**[03:30] ---**
Don't be so inflexible.
**[03:34] Asagao**
I've heard enough! Give it back!
**[03:37] Hinagiku**
Oniyuri.
**[03:39] Oniyuri**
On it.
**[03:52] Tsubaki**
Uh, Hinagiku.
**[03:55] Tsubaki**
Please give it back to Asagao.
**[03:58] ---**
It's an Akane Class rule.
**[03:59] ---**
Things in the mountains belong
to whose name is on them.
**[04:02] Oniyuri**
That doesn't apply here.
**[04:04] Tsubaki**
What?!
**[04:05] Oniyuri**
All it says on them is "A."
**[04:07] ---**
I wouldn't call that a name.
**[04:08] Asagao**
I-It's my initial.
**[04:11] ---**
I-I wish you'd accept that!
**[04:13] Oniyuri**
Give up.
**[04:17] Kibushi**
Once Oniyuri decides something,
she never backs down.
**[04:21] ---**
You should go ahead and give up.
**[04:24] Hinagiku**
This is turning into a pain.
**[04:26] ---**
Would you mind leaving?
**[04:29] Hinagiku**
I don't feel like heeding what anyone
less cute than me says, anyway.
**[04:34] Hinagiku**
In any case, you're wasting your time.
**[04:37] Hinagiku**
Why not yield to my cuteness,
and go find some other fruit?
**[04:41] Tsubaki**
Hinagiku, that's...
**[04:43] Sazanka**
I'm done listening to this.
**[04:46] Sazanka**
That's some mouth you've got on you.
**[04:49] Sazanka**
Who do you think you are?!
**[04:54] Tsubaki**
*Sazanka...*
**[04:57] Tsubaki**
*For Asagao's sake...*
**[05:02] Tsubaki**
*Even if all you do is fight,*
**[05:04] ---**
*at the end of the day, you two are still...*
**[05:08] Sazanka**
What do you mean, "What anyone
less cute than you says"?!
**[05:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama is a hundred times
cuter than the likes of you!
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
Mhm!
**[05:17] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[05:19] Hinagiku**
Huh?
**[05:21] Sazanka**
Isn't that right, Asagao?
**[05:22] Asagao**
That's right!
**[05:23] Tsubaki**
H-Hey...
**[05:25] Asagao**
And stealing someone's food
is not cute, you know!
**[05:30] Kibushi**
It's plain to see Hinagiku is cuter!
**[05:33] Sazanka**
No, Nee-sama is.
**[05:36] Hinagiku**
Now, now.
**[05:38] Hinagiku**
Listen, then.
**[05:39] Hinagiku**
Let's do this.
**[05:41] ---**
Tsubaki and I will compete
to see who's cutest.
**[05:47] Sazanka**
Nee-sama will crush you with ease.
**[05:49] Asagao**
Give back the fruit if we win!
**[05:52] Hinagiku**
Fine.
**[05:54] Hinagiku**
And if Tsubaki loses,
give up and leave already.
**[06:01] Tsubaki**
U-Um, excuse me...
**[06:03] Sazanka**
So? How do we decide this thing?
**[06:07] Hinagiku**
Oh, about that.
**[06:11] Sazanka**
C-Can't move!
**[06:18] Oniyuri**
Shadow Bind.
**[06:23] Hinagiku**
We'll decide by majority vote.
**[06:25] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[06:27] Kibushi**
I've got her, Hinagiku!
**[06:32] Sazanka**
Hey! How is this even fair?!
**[06:40] Hinagiku**
Loyalty Trance Jutsu.
**[06:55] Hinagiku**
Who is cuter? Me, or Tsubaki?
**[07:01] Everyone (except Tsubaki)**
Hinagiku!
**[07:03] Everyone (except Tsubaki)**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[07:13] Hinagiku**
Five votes!
**[07:15] Hinagiku**
I win. Not that there was any doubt.
**[07:19] Hinagiku**
Maybe there was no need to ask.
**[07:22] Hinagiku**
Was there any need to
compare in the first place?
**[07:25] Hinagiku**
There sure wasn't.
**[07:30] Tsubaki**
There are six of me.
**[07:33] Hinagiku**
You're kidding. That's too advanced!
**[07:36] Hinagiku**
And isn't it sneaky?!
**[07:38] Tsubaki**
You're the ones who used Jutsu first.
**[07:42] Oniyuri**
She does have a point.
**[07:44] Hinagiku**
Hey, Oniyuri.
**[07:45] Hinagiku**
Go defeat those copies, or I'm in trouble.
**[07:49] Oniyuri**
Not gonna happen.
**[07:50] Oniyuri**
They may be copies, but they're Tsubaki.
**[07:53] Oniyuri**
And there're six of her.
**[07:55] Tsubaki**
Time for another majority vote.
**[07:59] Tsubaki**
Between me and Hinagiku, wh-which...
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
**[08:10] Tsubaki**
Wh-Which one is c-cu—
**[08:28] Hinagiku**
Why'd you have to go and scare me like that?
**[08:32] Hinagiku**
Of course you couldn't keep
six copies going for long.
**[08:37] Tsubaki**
I-I was...
**[08:40] Tsubaki**
I was too embarrassed to call myself cute!
**[08:52] Kibushi**
What's the matter, Hinagiku?
**[08:54] Kibushi**
Good for you! You won!
**[08:58] Kibushi**
But then, of course you did. You're cute.
**[09:08] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[09:09] Asagao**
Are you okay?
**[09:10] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry, you two.
**[09:13] Sazanka**
No, it's not your fault.
**[09:15] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[09:19] Sazanka**
Hey! What gives?!
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[09:30] Hinagiku**
Who care about these?!
**[09:31] Hinagiku**
If you want them, you can have them all!
**[09:35] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[09:36] Asagao**
There're some in here that
aren't mine, you know.
**[09:39] Hinagiku**
Shut up! I said you can have them all!
**[09:43] Hinagiku**
I've had enough! I'm going home!
**[09:49] Kibushi**
Wait up, Hinagiku!
**[09:55] Oniyuri**
If Hinagiku ends up thinking
someone's cuter than her,
**[09:59] ---**
her pride makes her wallow in despair.
**[10:03] Oniyuri**
You girls win the competition.
**[10:08] Tsubaki**
*We won?*
**[10:10] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
**[10:12] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[10:13] Tsubaki**
Right...
**[10:14] Sazanka**
And hey, Asagao!
**[10:15] Asagao**
Huh?
**[10:16] Sazanka**
Why're you eating already?!
**[10:17] ---**
That's supposed to be for emergencies!
**[10:19] Asagao**
Yeah, but I'm hungry!
**[10:22] Sazanka**
Hand it over!
**[10:23] Tsubaki**
A-At what point did I win?
**[10:25] Asagao**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Independence and Indulgence
**[10:30] Suzuran**
Look how dirty you got.
**[10:32] Suzuran**
You worked so hard, Ajisai.
**[10:34] Ajisai**
Yeah.
**[10:35] Suzuran**
And you feel fine?
**[10:37] Ajisai**
Yeah.
**[10:40] Suzuran**
Okay, now the other foot.
**[10:42] Ajisai**
*I'm Ajisai.*
**[10:45] banner**
*Ox*
**[10:45] Ajisai**
*Team Ox.*
**[10:47] Ajisai**
*Right now, I have a very big issue.*
**[10:52] Ajisai**
*Namely...*
**[10:56] Suzuran**
Oh?
**[10:58] Ajisai**
*No, the issue isn't that I'm hungry.*
**[11:00] Suzuran**
Shion! Trouble!
**[11:03] Shion**
What's wrong?
**[11:05] Suzuran**
It sounds like Ajisai's starving.
**[11:08] Shion**
We can't have that.
**[11:09] ---**
Huh?
**[11:10] Shion**
Shuriken training is on hold.
**[11:12] Suzuran**
I think I have some dried meat in my pouch.
**[11:16] Shion**
She probably wants something sweet, too.
**[11:18] ---**
There's a fig tree nearby.
**[11:22] Suzuran**
Just hang in there a minute.
**[11:27] Shion**
That'll do.
**[11:30] Shion**
Here.
**[11:30] Suzuran**
Here.
**[11:32] Ajisai**
*This is Suzuran, also in Team Ox.*
**[11:34] Suzuran**
You trained so hard.
**[11:35] ---**
*She's a kind older girl.*
**[11:35] ---**
No wonder you're hungry. Have some.
**[11:41] Ajisai**
*This is Shion, our team leader.*
**[11:43] Shion**
Look, a fully ripe fig.
**[11:44] ---**
*She's blunt, but strong and kind.*
**[11:46] ---**
I bet it's sweet and tasty. Eat up.
**[11:51] Suzuran**
Ajisai truly is cute.
**[11:54] Shion**
Mhm.
**[11:55] Suzuran**
So cute!
**[11:56] Ajisai**
*And these two...*
**[11:57] Shion**
Yeah.
**[11:59] Ajisai**
*are overprotective.*
**[12:03] Ajisai**
*Oh, no! I let them baby me again!*
**[12:07] Suzuran**
Well? Is that enough?
**[12:09] Ajisai**
I'm done!
**[12:11] Ajisai**
*My issue is...*
**[12:12] Shion**
Done already?
**[12:13] Ajisai**
Yeah.
**[12:14] Ajisai**
*...that these two overindulge me.*
**[12:18] Suzuran**
Ajisai.
**[12:22] Suzuran**
Here you go.
**[12:28] Suzuran**
Maybe she wanted a different fruit.
**[12:31] Shion**
Okay, I'll go pick one.
**[12:32] Ajisai**
Don't bother!
**[12:35] Ajisai**
I-I'll pick it myself!
**[12:47] Suzuran**
Ajisai, are you okay?
**[12:51] Shion**
Hang on. I'll help you.
**[12:52] Ajisai**
I'm fine!
**[12:58] Shion**
You okay?
**[13:00] Shion**
That was a close call.
**[13:03] Suzuran**
You preferred that fruit?
**[13:05] Shion**
I'd have picked it, if you said so.
**[13:07] Suzuran**
That's right.
**[13:10] Ajisai**
* I'll be useless! I will,*
* if I keep relying on these two!*
**[13:15] Ajisai**
*That's what I've realized lately.*
**[13:18] Shion**
It's dangerous up in trees.
**[13:20] Suzuran**
Don't try too hard.
**[13:21] ---**
You're still a child.
**[13:25] Ajisai**
Stop treating me like a child!
**[13:27] Ajisai**
I'm a Team Ox member, too!
**[13:29] Ajisai**
I'm independent now!
**[13:35] Shion**
"Independent," she says!
**[13:36] Suzuran**
Well, well.
**[13:40] Suzuran**
You say the cutest things.
**[13:42] Suzuran**
Want some candy?
**[13:43] Ajisai**
Yup!
**[13:49] Suzuran**
Wait, Ajisai!
**[13:51] Shion**
It's dangerous alone!
**[13:53] Ajisai**
Don't follow me!
**[14:02] Ajisai**
When they pamper me,
I end up going along with it.
**[14:07] Ajisai**
I'm sure the problem is that
I don't seem independent.
**[14:13] Ajisai**
Okay!
**[14:14] Ajisai**
I'll find some way to
get them to admit I am,
**[14:17] ---**
and to stop indulging me!
**[14:21] Ajisai**
How, though?!
**[14:24] Tsubaki**
Ajisai?
**[14:27] Tsubaki**
Is something wrong?
**[14:30] Ajisai**
Team Dog.
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
This is unusual, you being alone.
**[14:35] Asagao**
It's true.
**[14:36] ---**
You're always with Suzuran or Shion.
**[14:41] Ajisai**
Tsubaki!
**[14:43] Ajisai**
Fight a duel with me!
**[14:47] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[14:48] Sazanka**
Huh?! Where did *that* come
from all of a sudden?!
**[14:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama's not gonna fight
with the likes of you!
**[14:58] Tsubaki**
All right.
**[14:59] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama!
**[14:59] Ajisai**
Thank you.
**[15:01] Sazanka**
No! This isn't for you to do!
**[15:03] Sazanka**
I can take her on, no problem!
**[15:08] Ajisai**
Not you. You're too unimpressive.
**[15:10] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[15:11] Ajisai**
You always act so conceited,
but then you fall back on Tsubaki.
**[15:16] Sazanka**
Huh? Well, *you're* always getting
spoiled by Shion and Suzuran.
**[15:21] Sazanka**
You big baby.
**[15:29] Ajisai**
Fine, I'll start with Sazanka.
**[15:33] Ajisai**
And then, Tsubaki.
**[15:36] Ajisai**
I'll be waiting for you in the clearing!
**[15:39] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, shouldn't you have stopped her?
**[15:44] Tsubaki**
There was a serious look in her eyes.
**[15:46] Tsubaki**
I'm sure she must have some reason for this.
**[15:56] Ajisai**
*If I duel with Tsubaki,*
**[15:58] ---**
* I bet those two will admit*
* that I'm independent!*
**[16:03] Tsubaki**
Both of you, take your positions.
**[16:05] Ajisai**
*And first...*
**[16:07] Tsubaki**
You go until one of you surrenders,
**[16:09] ---**
or this hourglass runs out.
**[16:12] Tsubaki**
Understood?
**[16:15] Tsubaki**
Now, then.
**[16:18] Tsubaki**
Begin!
**[16:30] Ajisai**
*O-O-Ow!*
**[16:42] Sazanka**
Stop running around!
**[16:51] Sazanka**
"Fight a duel with me," huh?!
**[16:54] Sazanka**
You've got a century to go before
you reach Nee-sama's level!
**[17:00] Sazanka**
Just surrender already!
**[17:03] Ajisai**
*I can do it, too.*
**[17:07] Ajisai**
*I can do it, too!*
**[17:09] (Flashback) Shion**
Listen, Ajisai.
***SIGN*** Ox
**[17:12] (Flashback) Shion**
Step firmly on the ground,
and put your strength into it.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Shion**
Watch.
**[17:16] (Flashback) Shion**
Step, and strike!
**[17:19] (Flashback) Shion**
Step, and strike!
**[17:22] (Flashback) Shion**
Give it a try.
**[17:23] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Okay!
**[17:26] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Step, and strike!
**[17:28] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Step, and strike!
**[17:30] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Step, and strike!
**[17:33] Ajisai**
*Step...*
**[17:35] Ajisai**
*and strike!*
**[17:42] Ajisai**
*It hit!*
**[17:48] Ajisai**
Substitution?!
**[17:49] Ajisai**
Oh, no!
**[17:55] Sazanka**
Gotcha! So easy!
**[17:59] Ajisai**
*Suzuran! Shion!*
**[18:02] Sazanka**
Going to run again?
**[18:05] Sazanka**
You're a baby, after all.
**[18:11] Ajisai**
That's right, I'm a baby!
**[18:13] Ajisai**
I can't help it!
**[18:15] Ajisai**
I enjoy being babied!
**[18:18] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[18:19] Ajisai**
But that'll be my undoing,
**[18:21] ---**
so I'll have those two approve
of me, and stop indulging me!
**[18:26] Sazanka**
What's the big deal?!
**[18:28] ---**
All you have to do is not depend on them!
**[18:32] Ajisai**
It's harder than you make it sound!
**[18:36] Sazanka**
You're gonna be spoiled forever!
**[18:39] Ajisai**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[18:41] Sazanka**
You can't do anything by yourself!
**[18:41] Tsubaki**
This has sunken to the level
of children quarreling...
**[18:42] Ajisai**
I'm not depending on them because I want to!
**[18:46] Sazanka**
I don't even know what that means!
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
That's enough!
**[18:59] Tsubaki**
It's a draw.
**[19:02] Sazanka**
With a baby...
**[19:04] Ajisai**
With Sazanka!
**[19:08] Ajisai**
A-At this rate, Suzuran and Shion
will never say I'm independent!
**[19:22] Suzuran**
That's not true.
**[19:27] Shion**
You were trying hard.
**[19:29] Ajisai**
When did you get here?
**[19:31] Suzuran**
Partway through.
**[19:33] Shion**
We hear you challenged Tsubaki,
at first. That's crazy.
**[19:38] Ajisai**
Well, I...
**[19:42] Shion**
I'm sorry we laughed at you.
**[19:45] ---**
You're plenty independent.
**[19:48] Suzuran**
Sorry, Ajisai. You did great.
**[19:55] Shion**
Are you hurt?
**[19:56] Ajisai**
Well, just a little.
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
Thank goodness. Looks like
that's been resolved.
**[20:00] Suzuran**
Oh, no. We've got to get
you treated right away.
**[20:04] Ajisai**
Oh, I'm fine!
**[20:04] Asagao**
Mhm!
**[20:07] Ajisai**
*I'm Ajisai.*
**[20:09] Ajisai**
*I've been deemed independent.*
**[20:12] ---**
*Now they won't pamper me anymore!*
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[20:17] Ajisai**
*Or, so I thought.*
**[20:18] Suzuran**
Here, I took out the fish bones for you.
**[20:22] Ajisai**
Yay!
**[20:24] Ajisai**
But why?!
**[20:26] Suzuran**
What's wrong?
**[20:28] Shion**
Here, I'll give you a pickled plum.
You like those, right?
***SIGN*** Ajisai
**[20:30] Ajisai**
Oh, yeah!
**[20:33] Ajisai**
I mean, stop it!
**[20:35] Shion**
Stop what?
**[20:35] Ajisai**
Pampering me!
**[20:37] ---**
I'm independent!
**[20:41] Shion**
Did you do what you did because
you don't want to be pampered?
**[20:45] Ajisai**
Th-That's right.
**[20:47] Shion**
Then you've got the wrong idea.
**[20:49] Ajisai**
Huh?
**[20:49] Suzuran**
That's right.
**[20:51] Suzuran**
We're pampering you because
you're so cute, we can't resist.
**[20:57] Shion**
That's it.
**[21:00] Shion**
Here, have some fruit, too.
You like it, right?
**[21:03] Suzuran**
I'll tie up your hair so it's easy to eat.
**[21:06] Shion**
Here, I peeled it.
**[21:08] Tsubaki**
*It wasn't resolved at all.*
**[21:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, I worked hard today.
**[21:15] ---**
I want you to feed me.
**[21:17] Suzuran**
Look how cute she is, Shion.
**[21:21] Shion**
Whoa!
**[21:21] Ajisai**
I'm begging you, stop!
**[21:24] ---**
Because I'll give in!
**[22:58] Suzuran**
There, all done.
**[23:02] Shion**
That's a good look for you.
**[23:04] Ajisai**
Really? Thank you!
**[23:07] Sazanka**
Stare...
**[23:10] Tsubaki**
Shall we do that for you, too, Sazanka?
**[23:17] Tsubaki**
That looks good, Sazanka!
**[23:19] Suzuran**
You both look cute.
**[23:22] Shion**
Mhm.
**[23:23] Tsubaki**
Want to do it, too, Asagao?
**[23:25] Asagao**
Can I?!
***SIGN*** Horse
***SIGN*** A
k
a
n
e
C
l
a
s
s
**[23:30] Oniyuri**
Let's stay inside today.
**[23:32] Oniyuri**
It's dangerous out here.
**[23:33] Kibushi**
You're cute even when you cry, Hinagiku!
**[23:36] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
***SIGN*** Next time:
The Transfer Student
Shy Around Strangers
-Tsubaki
# E6 - The Transfer Student | Shy Around Strangers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGPG7Z/the-transfer-student--shy-around-strangers)
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**[00:01] Hasu**
Hey, take a look at this.
**[00:03] Higiri**
What is it?
***SIGN*** A transfer student is arriving today from another village.
Everyone be sure to be friendly. —Hana
**[00:04] Kagetsu**
It says "transfer student"!
**[00:06] Benisumomo**
At this time of year?
**[00:07] Kagetsu**
Looks that way.
**[00:08] Housenka**
Huh...
**[00:09] Hototogisu**
I wonder what she's like.
**[00:10] Touwata**
I hope she's a lively girl.
**[00:12] Ajisai**
A quiet girl would be good, too.
**[00:15] Hinagiku**
Maybe she...
**[00:17] Hinagiku**
turns out to be a he!
**[00:29] Hinagiku**
I just thought it might be interesting.
**[00:31] Ume**
No chance!
**[00:33] Higiri**
That would never happen.
**[00:34] Kibushi**
I'll say.
**[00:35] Hasu**
That did startle me a bit, though.
**[00:40] Itadori**
Hey! Isn't that her?
**[00:43] Ajisai**
Are you the transfer student?
**[00:45] Rindou**
Y-Yeah.
**[00:46] Housenka**
Why're you hiding?
**[00:48] Itadori**
Come on down!
**[00:50] Rindou**
Uh, I (Boku), um...
**[00:53] Benisumomo**
"Boku"?
**[00:56] Benisumomo**
What's "boku"?
**[00:58] Housenka**
Her name?
**[00:59] Hinagiku**
Got me.
**[01:00] Touwata**
I seem to recall, "boku" is
a male first-person pronoun.
**[01:08] Benisumomo**
Male?
***SIGN*** The Transfer Student
**[02:46] Tsubaki**
Tsubaki, reporting in.
**[02:50] Hana**
Do you know about the transfer student?
**[02:51] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am. I read the sign.
**[02:53] Hana**
I see.
**[02:54] Tsubaki**
Does the fact that you summoned me mean...?
**[02:58] Hana**
I'm putting her in your Team Dog.
**[02:59] Hana**
Make her feel at home.
**[03:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:02] Tsubaki**
Uh, so, what kind of girl is she?
**[03:08] Hana**
She came from a village where men live.
**[03:12] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[03:13] Tsubaki**
H-Huh?! Could that mean that
the transfer student is m...
**[03:19] Tsubaki**
male, by any chance?
**[03:23] Hana**
Of course it doesn't.
**[03:25] Tsubaki**
O-Of course!
**[03:26] Hana**
The transfer student is a girl.
**[03:29] Tsubaki**
Then that means she knows about men.
***SIGN*** Akane Class
**[03:33] Hana**
Yes, and I want to avoid information
reaching the other students.
**[03:37] Hana**
She's been told about our village's
situation, but you never know.
**[03:41] Hana**
Tsubaki, stick with her and help her.
**[03:45] Tsubaki**
I will!
**[03:46] Hana**
Good. She's in your hands.
**[03:48] Tsubaki**
If you'll excuse me.
**[04:01] Tsubaki**
*A transfer student who knows about men!*
**[04:11] Tsubaki**
*No, no! I mustn't get carried away.*
**[04:17] Tsubaki**
What's going on?
**[04:19] Tsubaki**
Did something happen?
**[04:21] Kagetsu**
Oh, Tsubaki! As it turns out,
we caught a man!
**[04:26] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[04:27] Hinagiku**
What do you have to say for yourself, "man"?
**[04:31] Tsubaki**
H-Hey, what's this "man" stuff?
**[04:34] Tsubaki**
Isn't that the transfer student?
**[04:37] Hinagiku**
That's right.
**[04:38] Tsubaki**
So why are you doing this?
**[04:39] Hinagiku**
Because, get this...
The transfer student is male!
**[04:43] Benisumomo**
He said "boku."
**[04:45] Hinagiku**
And they say "boku" is how
men refer to themselves.
**[04:56] Kagetsu**
Say what?
**[05:00] Hinagiku**
Hey, Tsubaki! What do you think you're doing?!
**[05:02] Tsubaki**
Everybody calm down and think!
**[05:05] Tsubaki**
There's no way the transfer student's male!
**[05:08] Kagetsu**
But he said "boku"!
**[05:10] Hinagiku**
If he's not male, show us some proof!
**[05:14] Kibushi**
Yeah! You got any proof?!
**[05:20] Hinagiku**
Oh! Hey!
**[05:21] Kibushi**
They ran for it!
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[05:28] Tsubaki**
Are you all right?
**[05:29] Rindou**
Yeah. Th-Thank you.
**[05:34] Tsubaki**
My name is Tsubaki.
**[05:36] Tsubaki**
May I ask what yours is?
**[05:40] Rindou**
R-Rindou. Nice to meet you.
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
Yes, it's nice to meet you, too, Rindou.
**[05:47] Rindou**
You're in Team Dog?
**[05:50] Rindou**
Um, I'm supposed to be in it, too.
**[05:52] Tsubaki**
Yes, I heard that from Sensei.
**[05:55] Tsubaki**
Um, I also know that you
lived in a village with men.
**[05:59] Rindou**
O-Okay.
**[06:07] Tsubaki**
That's a lovely mask.
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
Is it a fox mask?
**[06:12] Rindou**
Oh, yeah...
**[06:14] Tsubaki**
What brings you to this village, Rindou?
**[06:17] Rindou**
Uh, I've been shy ever since I was little.
**[06:22] Rindou**
There aren't many boys in
the village where I lived.
**[06:26] Rindou**
I was raised as one.
**[06:30] Rindou**
But I wasn't growing up to be manly at all.
**[06:34] Rindou**
So ultimately, they decided
to raise me as a girl.
**[06:39] Rindou**
And they figured, why not place
me in an all-women village?
**[06:44] Tsubaki**
So, that's it.
**[06:46] Rindou**
Sorry. It never occurred to me just
saying "boku" would lead to all this.
**[06:51] Tsubaki**
There's no need to apologize.
**[06:53] Rindou**
Saying boku is a habit
from when I was raised male.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
It'll be fine. I'm going to help
so that things turn out well.
**[07:03] Rindou**
Thank you!
**[07:13] Tsubaki**
You're cute.
**[07:15] Tsubaki**
I mean, really cute!
**[07:18] Rindou**
N-No way...
**[07:19] Tsubaki**
I've heard that men aren't cute!
**[07:22] Tsubaki**
Now you'll be fine!
**[07:24] Tsubaki**
Let's go see everyone!
**[07:26] Rindou**
H-Huh?!
**[07:30] Tsubaki**
Your attention, please!
**[07:31] Hinagiku**
Tsubaki! He's male, isn't he?
**[07:34] Kibushi**
Hand him over!
**[07:35] Tsubaki**
You're wrong.
**[07:36] Tsubaki**
This is Rindou, a girl!
**[07:39] Hinagiku**
Then why did she say boku earlier?
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
Rindou has always been frail,
**[07:46] Tsubaki**
and because they wanted
her to grow up strong,
**[07:49] Tsubaki**
she's been forced since she was
little to use the masculine "boku"!
**[07:53] Benisumomo**
Say what?
**[07:55] Housenka**
Is that true?
**[07:56] Hinagiku**
So, do you have proof she's female?
**[07:59] Tsubaki**
There's proof, all right.
**[08:03] Tsubaki**
Right here!
**[08:07] Tsubaki**
Um, Rindou?
**[08:09] Rindou**
I-I can't. I'm too shy!
**[08:14] Benisumomo**
Hey, what's the problem?
**[08:16] Housenka**
He's really a man, isn't he?
**[08:18] student**
Take off the mask already!
**[08:19] Tsubaki**
R-Rindou, uh...
**[08:21] student**
He's male after all, isn't he?
**[08:22] student**
He is, isn't he?
**[08:24] student**
Get on with it, already!
**[08:26] student**
Why is the mask still on?
**[08:33] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[08:34] Hinagiku**
Huh?
**[08:34] Kagetsu**
He dropped his pants?!
**[08:36] Tsubaki**
Wh-Why are you taking off clothing?
**[08:38] Rindou**
Tsubaki, lean in.
**[08:41] Ume**
Hey, what's going on?
**[08:43] Itadori**
What're you talking about?
**[08:51] Tsubaki**
Uh, um...
**[08:54] Tsubaki**
A-Apparently, men have a stick-like
thing attached to their crotch...
**[09:00] Hinagiku**
A stick on their crotch?
**[09:01] Kibushi**
What's up with that?
**[09:04] Tsubaki**
Look closely. Rindou does not have one!
**[09:08] Tsubaki**
And it's called...
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
a ding-a-ling!
**[09:14] Tsubaki**
Or, apparently it is.
**[09:16] Hinagiku**
Ding...
**[09:17] Kagetsu/Hototogisu**
...a-ling?
**[09:18] Touwata**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:19] Ajisai**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:20] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:22] Benisumono**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:26] Kagetsu**
What's with that name?!
**[09:28] Hototogisu**
Weird!
**[09:29] Hasu**
"Ding-a-ling," she said.
**[09:31] Higiri**
I think someone got the
"nin-nin" chant wrong.
**[09:33] Benisumomo**
Ding-a-ling, huh?
**[09:36] Touwata**
I can't stop laughing!
**[09:38] Housenka**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:40] Ume**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:42] Itadori**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:44] Housenka**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:45] Kagetsu/Hototogisu**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:46] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[09:53] Hinagiku**
Hey, is that true?
**[09:53] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[09:55] Touwata**
I have... heard mention of it.
**[10:00] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[10:05] Hinagiku**
Rindou, was it?
**[10:07] Hinagiku**
Sorry for doubting you.
**[10:09] Rindou**
Oh, s'okay.
**[10:11] Kagetsu**
Sorry, Rindou.
**[10:13] Ume**
Let's be friends!
**[10:14] Touwata**
Which team are you joining?
**[10:16] Hototogisu**
How old are you?
**[10:17] Hasu**
Why are you wearing a mask?
**[10:20] Kibushi**
Is something wrong?
**[10:23] Kagetsu**
She ran off somewhere.
**[10:25] Hototogisu**
Did she get mad, maybe?
**[10:27] Ajisai**
We haven't even introduced ourselves!
**[10:30] Tsubaki**
Rindou is very shy.
**[10:33] Housenka**
Then let's go find her!
**[10:34] Hinagiku**
Good idea.
**[10:35] Itadori**
Which way did she go?
**[10:37] Ume**
Maybe into the forest!
**[10:38] Kibushi**
How about the fields?
**[10:39] Higiri**
We'll split up and search, then.
**[10:41] everyone**
Yeah! Ding-a-ling!
**[10:45] Tsubaki**
Ding-a-ling...
**[10:48] Tsubaki**
F-For some reason...
**[10:50] Tsubaki**
that's embarrassing!
***SIGN*** Shy Around Strangers
***SIGN*** Team Dog
**[10:57] Tsubaki**
And so, this is Rindou,
who's joining Team Dog.
**[11:01] Tsubaki**
Let's all give it our best together.
**[11:03] Asagao**
A transfer student!
**[11:06] Rindou**
Uh, n-nice to—
**[11:08] Asagao**
I'm Asagao! Nice to meet you!
**[11:10] Asagao**
That's Sazanka.
**[11:13] Rindou**
Nice to meet you, Sazanka.
**[11:16] Rindou**
Oh...
**[11:17] Tsubaki**
Rindou.
**[11:19] Tsubaki**
May I give you a tour of our room?
**[11:21] Rindou**
Oh, sure.
**[11:22] Tsubaki**
Let's see, first...
**[11:25] Tsubaki**
The futons are in here.
**[11:27] Tsubaki**
In Team Dog, we make it a
practice to sleep side by side.
**[11:31] Tsubaki**
As of today, it'll be the four of us!
**[11:33] Rindou**
Okay.
**[11:34] Tsubaki**
Also, put your personal belongings in this.
***SIGN*** Rindou
**[11:38] Tsubaki**
I labeled it with your name.
**[11:41] Rindou**
Thank you.
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
And then, tea implements are over here.
**[11:47] Tsubaki**
These hanging scrolls are
in each team's room,
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** A
k
a
n
e
C
l
a
s
s
**[11:51] Tsubaki**
and I heard some very distinguished person
in the village made them long ago.
**[11:56] Tsubaki**
They were named, um, I think...
**[11:57] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan seems happy.
**[12:00] Tsubaki**
Oh, it's totally escaping me.
**[12:02] Sazanka**
Why do you wear a mask?
**[12:04] Rindou**
Oh, uh, because...
**[12:07] Rindou**
Wh-What?
**[12:08] Asagao**
This sound!
**[12:10] Asagao**
It's the sound of dinner!
**[12:13] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Time to eat.
**[12:13] Asagao**
Time to eat!
**[12:14] Sazanka**
Time to eat...
**[12:17] Tsubaki**
*So the mouth part comes off...*
**[12:19] Asagao**
Hey, Rindou. Do you eat a lot?
**[12:22] Asagao**
You don't have to finish all yours.
Especially fish, or meat.
**[12:27] Tsubaki**
Hey! Bad manners, Asagao.
**[12:30] Rindou**
Don't worry. I eat plenty.
**[12:32] Asagao**
Oh, okay...
**[12:35] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[12:37] Mokuren**
Hi. This girl is Team Dog's transfer student?
**[12:41] Tsubaki**
Yes, this is Rindou.
**[12:43] Rindou**
Oh, um...
**[12:44] Mokuren**
I'm Mokuren. Team Monkey. Nice to meet you.
**[12:48] Rindou**
Uh, yeah.
**[12:50] Tsubaki**
Team Monkey is the medical team.
**[12:52] Rindou**
Is that so?
**[12:53] Mokuren**
You can bring your troubles
to me, not just your injuries.
**[12:57] Rindou**
Thank you.
**[12:59] Housenka**
Oh! Isn't that Rindou?
**[13:01] Kibushi**
We couldn't find you anywhere earlier!
**[13:04] Kibushi**
Are you good at hiding?
**[13:06] Housenka**
Where were you?
**[13:08] Hinagiku**
Why do you wear a mask even when you eat?
**[13:10] Tsubaki**
Hey, everyone!
**[13:14] Sazanka**
Enough yammering! I'm eating here.
**[13:17] Sazanka**
Could you go somewhere else?
**[13:18] Hinagiku/Kibushi/Housenka**
Huh?!
**[13:20] Kibushi**
What's with you?!
**[13:21] Housenka**
We just want to talk a bit!
**[13:22] Tsubaki**
Hey, hey.
**[13:24] Tsubaki**
A barrage of questions is
overwhelming for Rindou.
**[13:28] Tsubaki**
Please let things settle down first.
**[13:32] Hinagiku**
Fine, then.
**[13:33] Kibushi**
We'll wait until next time.
**[13:35] Housenka**
Phooey.
**[13:44] Rindou**
Uh, Sazanka.
**[13:48] Tsubaki**
Were you all right?
**[13:49] Rindou**
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
**[13:57] Asagao**
Wasn't dinner yummy, Rindou?
**[14:00] Rindou**
Yup.
**[14:01] Asagao**
I grew the pickled daikon
radish we had today.
**[14:04] Asagao**
I'm raising all sorts of other veggies, too.
**[14:07] Rindou**
Oh, really?
**[14:08] Asagao**
I'll show you around the fields tomorrow.
**[14:12] Asagao**
Oh, I know.
**[14:13] Asagao**
Hey, Tsubaki-chan.
**[14:15] ---**
Now that Rindou's come and all, today
let's bathe up in the mountains!
**[14:18] Tsubaki**
Good idea. Let's do that.
**[14:21] Rindou**
Up in the mountains?
**[14:32] Rindou**
Wow!
**[14:35] Asagao**
Yahoo!
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
Asagao! No leaping in. It's dangerous!
**[14:43] Asagao**
Big bath!
**[14:49] Rindou**
It's so warm.
**[14:51] Asagao**
Rindou, swim with me!
**[14:53] Asagao**
It's fun!
**[14:55] Rindou**
S-Sure! Later on.
**[14:58] Tsubaki**
This bath is spacious, but it's
far away, so we rarely come here.
**[15:03] Rindou**
It's not very close to the village.
**[15:09] Asagao**
Ninja art:
**[15:10] Asagao**
Squirt Gun!
**[15:13] Tsubaki**
Why you!
**[15:25] Rindou**
Um...
**[15:27] Tsubaki**
I swear, that Asagao.
**[15:29] Tsubaki**
Oh, Sazanka. Where are you going?
**[15:32] Sazanka**
Over to the hot section.
**[15:40] Tsubaki**
This water sure is great.
**[15:43] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[15:48] Tsubaki**
* Th-This might be my chance*
* to ask Rindou about men.*
**[15:54] Rindou**
This is fun.
**[15:55] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[15:56] Rindou**
I was raised as a boy in the village,
**[16:00] ---**
so I couldn't bathe with girls.
**[16:02] Rindou**
And I was too embarrassed
to get in with the boys.
**[16:06] Rindou**
So, it's fun getting to bathe
with everyone like this.
**[16:09] Tsubaki**
Well, good for—
**[16:12] Rindou**
But it looks like Sazanka doesn't like me.
**[16:15] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[16:17] Rindou**
She's so huffy with me.
**[16:18] Tsubaki**
Oh, that's—
**[16:19] Asagao**
She doesn't dislike you!
**[16:21] Asagao**
You see, Sazanka's shy around strangers.
**[16:24] Asagao**
Once she gets to know you,
she'll act totally conceited.
**[16:28] Rindou**
Is that so?
**[16:29] Tsubaki**
Yes. So, it'll be fine
once she's used to you.
**[16:33] Rindou**
Huh...
**[16:34] Tsubaki**
Want me to go get her?
**[16:36] Rindou**
N-No!
**[16:37] Rindou**
I'll go to her.
**[16:52] Rindou**
Sazanka.
**[16:53] Sazanka**
Wh-What?
**[16:54] Rindou**
Uh, I...
**[16:58] Rindou**
want to be friends with you!
**[17:01] Rindou**
I'm shy around strangers, *too*.
**[17:06] Sazanka**
Nobody ever said I was...
**[17:15] Rindou**
Tsubaki!
**[17:17] Rindou**
S-Sazanka is...!
**[17:23] Tsubaki**
Looks like the heat got to her.
**[17:28] Asagao**
What now? We could go call Team Monkey,
but it's so far away.
**[17:33] Tsubaki**
That's true.
**[17:35] Rindou**
Maybe she got stressed out because of me.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
No, I'm sure that's not it.
**[17:40] Rindou**
No, it's my fault.
**[17:42] Rindou**
I can tell, because I'm
shy around strangers, too.
**[17:45] Rindou**
And so...
**[17:50] Asagao**
You mean, you can use medical Jutsu, too?
**[17:53] Rindou**
I can't.
**[17:56] Rindou**
But...
**[18:03] Rindou**
I can summon.
**[18:04] Asagao**
Wow! What's that?!
**[18:07] Rindou**
Come Here Jutsu.
**[18:08] Asagao**
Come Here?
**[18:10] Rindou**
Mokuren.
**[18:10] Mokuren**
Y-Yes?
**[18:13] Rindou**
I want you... to heal Sazanka.
**[18:20] Sazanka**
Ouch!
**[18:23] Sazanka**
Be gentler!
**[18:26] Mokuren**
Sorry.
**[18:27] Tsubaki**
Shouldn't you be thanking her, Sazanka?!
**[18:29] Mokuren**
No, I just did my job. If you thank anyone...
**[18:34] Mokuren**
thank Rindou.
**[18:48] Sazanka**
Can't you move?
**[18:49] Rindou**
Summoning... tires me out.
**[19:06] Rindou**
Huh?
**[19:12] Tsubaki**
Hey! Sazanka!
**[19:13] Mokuren**
She's cute!
**[19:14] Asagao**
Wow!
**[19:15] Rindou**
G-Give it back!
**[19:22] Sazanka**
You can move just fine.
**[19:24] Tsubaki**
Rindou! Towel! Towel!
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
There we go.
**[19:30] Rindou**
I...
**[19:33] Rindou**
I'm shy about my face.
**[19:39] Sazanka**
It's weird to be more shy about
your face than about being naked!
**[19:45] Rindou**
Well, that's the way I feel.
**[19:48] Sazanka**
Ow.
**[19:49] Tsubaki**
Come on!
**[19:56] Sazanka**
Th-Thank you... Rindou.
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Sazanka is all better,
so why don't we get back in?
**[20:22] Mokuren**
Maybe I'll get in, too, then.
**[20:25] Asagao**
Yay! Let's all swim!
**[20:27] Sazanka**
You're so childish, Asagao.
**[20:30] Rindou**
I want to swim, too.
**[20:32] Asagao**
Then, let's have a race, Rindou!
**[20:34] Rindou**
S-Sure!
***SIGN*** Tiger
***SIGN*** Team Tiger
***SIGN*** Secret
base
**[22:11] Konoha**
All right, we're starting class.
**[22:14] Konoha**
Take your seats.
**[22:17] Konoha**
We'll start with a ninjutsu review.
**[22:20] Konoha**
Quiet down over there. And be seated.
**[22:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu**
Yes, ma'am!
**[22:27] Konoha**
First we have Transformation Jutsu.
**[22:32] Konoha**
Next is Copy Jutsu.
**[22:35] Konoha**
This would be Fire Style Jutsu.
**[22:39] Konoha**
Onward we go.
**[22:40] Higuruma**
Konoha-sensei!
Housenka says her stomach hurts!
**[22:44] Konoha**
She may go to the bathroom.
**[22:47] Konoha**
Let's continue.
**[22:49] Konoha**
Sleep Bell Jutsu.
**[22:51] Konoha**
Where the sound of a bell puts you to sleep.
**[22:54] Konoha**
Shadow Bind Jutsu.
**[22:56] Konoha**
You step on someone's shadow
to keep them from moving.
**[22:59] Konoha**
And, next...
**[23:02] Konoha**
Asagao.
**[23:04] Asagao**
I'm sorry.
**[23:07] Konoha**
Hang in there until lunch.
**[23:09] Konoha**
Loyalty Trance Jutsu.
**[23:11] Konoha**
Don't use this one irresponsibly.
**[23:14] Konoha**
Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
**[23:15] Konoha**
You're a bagworm before you know it.
**[23:19] Konoha**
The "whap" thing.
**[23:20] Konoha**
Well, this needs no explanation.
**[23:24] Konoha**
That's all. How many have you memorized?
**[23:26] student**
Three!
**[23:27] student**
I knew them all!
**[23:27] student**
Five!
**[23:29] Konoha**
See you next time, then.
**[23:31] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[23:31] student**
Huh?!
**[23:32] student**
No way!
**[23:32] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?!
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
Be sure to learn them by heart!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Rindou's Resolve
Late-Night Summons
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E7 - Rindou's Resolve / Late-Night Summons
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7ZWZ/rindous-resolve--late-night-summons)
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**[00:07] Rindou**
H-Here goes, um, Sazanka.
**[00:17] Rindou**
N-No! I can't take it off!
**[00:29] Rindou**
Okay.
**[00:32] Rindou**
*This* time.
**[00:35] Rindou**
No!
**[00:36] Rindou**
No!
**[00:37] Rindou**
No!
**[00:41] Rindou**
Wh-Whoops...
**[00:43] Rindou**
I'm still too shy!
***SIGN*** Rindou's Resolve
***SIGN*** Dog
**[02:30] Tsubaki**
What are you up to
first thing in the morning?
**[02:32] Sazanka**
W-Well, I thought I'd look at Rindou's face.
**[02:36] Tsubaki**
You can't just take it off without asking.
**[02:39] Tsubaki**
You know she's shy about
being seen without it.
**[02:42] Sazanka**
But!
**[02:42] Tsubaki**
No buts.
***SIGN*** Soy
Sauce
**[02:46] Sazanka**
What's the big deal, anyway?!
**[02:52] Sazanka**
And how long does she plan to wear a mask?!
**[02:56] Asagao**
Um...
**[02:57] Asagao**
See, Rindou is a shy person.
**[03:02] Sazanka**
What's with the "I'm so embarrassed"?!
**[03:04] Sazanka**
Over her cute face, of all things!
**[03:09] Asagao**
My fish!
**[03:11] Hinagiku**
Cute?
**[03:13] Kibushi**
What's wrong, Hinagiku?
**[03:13] Asagao**
Give back my fish!
**[03:15] Hinagiku**
Didn't Sazanka just say that Rindou's cute?
**[03:16] Sazanka**
Shut up. If you want to
blame someone, blame Rindou.
**[03:19] Kibushi**
Was she talking about that?
**[03:21] Oniyuri**
She was.
**[03:22] Hinagiku**
I knew it.
**[03:23] Kibushi**
But if she's cute, there's no reason
for her to wear a mask, is there?
**[03:28] Hinagiku**
That's very true.
**[03:30] Oniyuri**
You never know.
**[03:32] Oniyuri**
Sazanka isn't the type to just toss
around compliments like "cute."
**[03:40] Sazanka**
Why'd you call us out to a place like this?
**[03:43] Hinagiku**
So, is what you said earlier true?
**[03:48] Sazanka/Asagao**
Earlier?
**[03:50] Hinagiku**
You're so dense.
**[03:52] Hinagiku**
Weren't you saying that Rindou is cute?
**[03:55] Sazanka**
Oh, that?
**[03:57] Sazanka**
Well, who can say?
**[03:59] Asagao**
It's true!
**[04:00] Asagao**
I saw when we were bathing!
**[04:02] Asagao**
You don't need to engage with them.
**[04:07] Hinagiku**
Now that I've heard she's cute,
**[04:09] ---**
there's no way I'm *not* going to make sure.
**[04:12] Kibushi**
Mhm!
**[04:12] Hinagiku**
Right?
**[04:14] Sazanka**
What, then?
**[04:15] Hinagiku**
Listen, I want to take off Rindou's mask.
**[04:20] Hinagiku**
Care to help me?
**[04:22] Sazanka**
Oh yeah?
**[04:23] Asagao**
Don't do that! It's not good to force her!
**[04:26] Sazanka**
Asagao.
**[04:27] Asagao**
But...
**[04:29] Sazanka**
I'll give you my side dishes at dinner.
**[04:31] Sazanka**
Just do as I say.
**[04:34] Hinagiku**
Oh, I didn't think you'd be so into it.
**[04:37] Hinagiku**
You must have plenty of gripes about Rindou.
**[04:42] Sazanka**
Whatever. Just tell us the plan.
**[04:55] Rindou**
Maybe I did a bad thing.
**[04:58] Rindou**
Because I don't want my face being
seen, you got mad at Sazanka.
**[05:05] Tsubaki**
You don't need to worry about it.
**[05:08] Rindou**
But...
**[05:10] Tsubaki**
She probably wants lots of your
attention, but she's awkward.
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
She ends up going about it a bit childishly.
**[05:20] Tsubaki**
But you know, Rindou,
**[05:22] Tsubaki**
Sazanka is a very good, kind girl at heart.
**[05:27] Tsubaki**
So, there's no need to worry.
**[05:29] Rindou**
All right.
**[05:37] Rindou**
I'm stuck now.
**[05:39] Tsubaki**
You're very careful with your mask.
**[05:42] Tsubaki**
Looks like even the butterfly can tell.
**[05:44] Rindou**
The head of my last village gave me
this mask, on account of my shyness.
**[05:54] Rindou**
Thanks to the mask, I reached a
point where I could talk to people.
**[06:01] Tsubaki**
You've been with it ever
since you were little?
**[06:05] Rindou**
Yeah, but I... don't think
I can go on like this.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
You do it your way, Rindou.
**[06:14] ---**
No need to force things.
***SIGN*** Oh! The Profundities
of Ninjutsu
**[06:32] Rindou**
There, all done.
**[06:40] Rindou**
I want to fit in better with everyone.
**[06:55] Rindou**
I wonder if I can.
**[06:59] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Rindou!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
I fell asleep on my precious day off!
**[07:05] Tsubaki**
I wanted to read!
**[07:06] Tsubaki**
Let's see, I think...
**[07:08] Tsubaki**
Huh?! How far had I gotten?!
**[07:10] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[07:12] Sazanka**
Emergency! It's Hinagiku!
**[07:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Here's the plan.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Emergency! Nee-sama!
**[07:21] (Flashback) Kibushi**
What's the matter, Sazanka?
**[07:23] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Hinagiku's pinned under a tree over there!
**[07:26] (Flashback) Kibushi**
Oh, my!
**[07:27] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Rindou, come with us to rescue her!
**[07:30] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Nee-sama, you go and get more help!
**[07:33] (Flashback) Kibushi**
Will do!
**[07:37] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
This way Tsubaki won't come,
**[07:39] (Flashback) ---**
so all that's left to do is remove
the unsuspecting Rindou's mask.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Well?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Flawless, isn't it?
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kibushi**
It's perfect, Hinagiku!
**[07:50] Oniyuri**
The more smoothly things go,
the more cautious you should be.
**[07:54] Kibushi**
You're so uptight, Oniyuri. It'll be fine.
**[07:57] Oniyuri**
Will it?
**[07:58] Hinagiku**
Here they come!
**[08:03] Hinagiku**
Now that I've heard she's cute,
there's no way I'm not going to make sure.
**[08:09] Rindou**
Hinagiku!
**[08:10] Rindou**
Huh?
**[08:12] Rindou**
I thought you were pinned under a tree.
**[08:16] Rindou**
What?! What?!
**[08:21] Hinagiku**
Too bad! It was a lie.
**[08:27] Hinagiku**
Sazanka has some issues
with you, so she helped me.
**[08:32] Hinagiku**
It was bribery for Asagao.
**[08:38] Hinagiku**
Now, let's take that mask off
before Tsubaki gets here.
**[08:44] Rindou/Tsubaki**
"Before Tsubaki gets here"?
**[08:46] Hinagiku**
Huh?
**[08:48] Tsubaki**
I'm already here.
**[08:50] Tsubaki**
Release!
**[09:04] Hinagiku**
No way!
**[09:06] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[09:07] Oniyuri**
Sorry.
**[09:08] Hinagiku**
You tricked me, Sazanka?!
**[09:11] Tsubaki**
Sazanka would never go along
with a plan like that.
**[09:14] Hinagiku**
Why not? Weren't you displeased with Rindou?!
**[09:19] Tsubaki**
I think you've probably got it wrong.
**[09:22] Hinagiku**
Wrong, how?
**[09:24] Tsubaki**
Sazanka messes with Rindou
because she likes her.
**[09:28] Tsubaki**
Right?
**[09:32] Sazanka**
Well, I don't dislike her.
**[09:35] Tsubaki**
I knew you were a good girl.
**[09:38] Asagao**
I figured it out from Sazanka's eye signals!
**[09:41] Tsubaki**
You're a good girl, too.
**[09:44] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[09:48] Tsubaki**
What should we do with the bad girl?
**[09:50] Hinagiku**
D-Don't get so mad.
**[09:53] Hinagiku**
I-I just thought I'd get a
quick peek at Rindou's face.
**[09:58] Tsubaki**
Rindou is important to us.
**[10:01] Hinagiku**
I-I know that.
**[10:03] Tsubaki**
You can't do with her as you please!
**[10:05] Rindou**
Tsubaki, wait.
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
Rindou!
**[10:13] Hinagiku**
What?!
**[10:15] Rindou**
I'm sorry I caused trouble again.
**[10:19] Tsubaki**
It isn't your fault, Rindou.
**[10:22] Rindou**
No, this all started because I'm
embarrassed about showing my face.
**[10:28] Rindou**
But from now on...
**[10:35] Rindou**
I want to, little by little,
get used to not wearing the mask.
**[10:40] Rindou**
Um, thanks for giving me
this excuse, Hinagiku.
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
Hinagiku?
**[10:51] Hinagiku**
Hah!
**[10:52] Hinagiku**
Just when I was wondering
how cute your face could be!
**[10:56] Hinagiku**
Guess it's more ordinary than I expected!
**[10:58] Hinagiku**
What a letdown, huh?!
**[11:00] Kibushi**
Hinagiku...
**[11:05] Hinagiku**
You can just keep that mask on forever!
**[11:10] Rindou**
Um...
**[11:10] Kibushi**
Hinagiku's crying!
**[11:11] Sazanka**
Just ignore her, Rindou.
**[11:12] Oniyuri**
Poor thing. Are you okay?
**[11:13] Rindou**
Oh, but...
**[11:14] Kibushi**
You're a hundred, no,
a thousand times cuter.
**[11:19] ---**
So, don't cry.
**[11:20] Hinagiku**
I'm going home!
**[11:22] Oniyuri**
Yeah, let's go home.
**[11:24] Oniyuri**
Come on, stand up.
**[11:27] Kibushi**
There's a stone at your feet,
so watch your step.
**[11:30] Oniyuri**
Want to eat something sweet when we get back?
**[11:33] Sazanka**
Aren't you better off without the mask?
**[11:33] Oniyuri**
I think we have some mandarin oranges.
**[11:36] Rindou**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:36] Hinagiku**
I'll have some!
**[11:37] Asagao**
I think so, too!
**[11:38] Oniyuri**
All right.
**[11:39] Kibushi**
I'll peel them for you!
**[11:39] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[11:40] Tsubaki**
Please don't force yourself.
**[11:42] Rindou**
Thank you.
**[11:45] Rindou**
From now on, I'll try hard to get
used to not wearing the mask.
**[11:50] Rindou**
And so...
**[11:53] Rindou**
Sazanka, Asagao, Tsubaki.
**[11:56] Rindou**
Once again, here's hoping
for the best for us all.
**[12:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, of course!
**[12:02] Asagao**
I second that!
**[12:03] Sazanka**
What you said...
***SIGN*** Late-Night Summons
**[12:11] Sazanka/Asagao**
Ready, go!
**[12:18] Asagao**
See you there.
**[12:19] Sazanka**
Wait, you!
**[12:21] Asagao**
Not waiting.
**[12:24] Sazanka**
Take this!
**[12:28] Sazanka**
See you there!
**[12:30] Asagao**
No fair!
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
Rindou.
**[12:35] Tsubaki**
U-Um...
**[12:37] Rindou**
Something up?
**[12:39] Tsubaki**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[12:42] Tsubaki**
That is...
**[12:43] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are...
**[12:46] Rindou**
What?
**[12:47] Tsubaki**
Uh, it's not like I care
one way or the other...
**[12:52] Rindou**
Um, about what?
**[12:55] Tsubaki**
Well, wh-what are men like?!
**[12:59] Rindou**
What are they like?
**[13:04] Rindou**
Wh-What?
**[13:05] Tsubaki**
Tell me anything, please.
**[13:07] ---**
Anything, if it's about men!
**[13:17] Hana**
Tsubaki. Rindou.
**[13:19] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Yes, ma'am!
**[13:20] Tsubaki**
C-Can we help you?
**[13:22] Hana**
Both of you, come by my place tonight.
**[13:26] Hana**
Let no one discover you.
**[13:28] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Yes, ma'am.
**[13:30] Hana**
All right, good.
**[13:36] Tsubaki**
She startled me.
**[13:38] Rindou**
But what's this about?
**[13:39] Tsubaki**
It might be for a scolding,
**[13:41] ---**
since I carelessly tried to ask about men.
**[13:45] Rindou**
A scolding from Hana-sensei?
**[13:47] Tsubaki**
I-I'm sorry!
**[13:50] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[13:55] Sazanka**
What did Hana-sensei have to say?
**[13:57] Tsubaki**
Oh, uh...
**[13:59] Rindou**
She just came to check on us.
**[14:01] Tsubaki**
Right, right.
**[14:03] Tsubaki**
Oh, I was watching your ropewalk.
You were so quick!
**[14:06] Sazanka**
Is something wrong, Nee-sama?
**[14:09] ---**
You're acting funny.
**[14:10] Tsubaki**
N-No, nothing's wrong at all.
**[14:20] Tsubaki**
We got out without anyone noticing.
**[14:22] Rindou**
Yeah, probably.
**[14:25] Tsubaki**
To be safe, let's go through the
forest and approach from behind.
**[14:28] Rindou**
Okay.
**[14:33] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry. It's my fault
you got dragged into this.
**[14:38] Rindou**
Oh, don't worry about it.
**[14:41] Rindou**
But, a scolding from Hana-sensei, huh?
**[14:43] Rindou**
I wonder if it's as scary as I think.
**[14:47] Tsubaki**
I heard something once.
**[14:50] Tsubaki**
A student was summoned for a scolding,
**[14:53] ---**
and it was so frightening,
**[14:55] ---**
she didn't get out of bed for three days!
**[15:00] Rindou**
Let's be strong.
**[15:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, let's!
**[15:07] Sazanka**
Where are you going so late, Nee-sama?
**[15:10] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[15:11] Rindou**
But, weren't you asleep?
**[15:14] Sazanka**
That was a dummy.
**[15:16] Sazanka**
I was on alert because
something seemed fishy.
**[15:19] Sazanka**
You already have me...
**[15:20] Sazanka**
so where do you think you're going with
Rindou in the middle of the night?!
**[15:26] Rindou**
She's awfully mad.
**[15:28] Tsubaki**
For now, let's lose her!
**[15:30] Sazanka**
Stop!
**[15:35] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[15:37] Rindou**
Wouldn't it be better to calm her down first?
**[15:39] Tsubaki**
There's no assuaging Sazanka
when she like this.
**[15:48] Rindou**
Wonder if we gave her the slip.
**[15:51] Tsubaki**
Most likely.
**[15:52] Rindou**
Sazanka really does adore you.
**[15:56] Rindou**
Maybe to her, this looks like an elopement.
**[16:01] Tsubaki**
Elopement?!
**[16:04] Tsubaki**
*That thing men and women do?!*
**[16:07] Rindou**
Tsubaki, keep your voice down!
**[16:09] Sazanka**
Elopement?
**[16:12] Sazanka**
I don't know what that is, but it
must be what you're trying to do.
**[16:19] Sazanka**
I won't let you elopement!
**[16:22] Rindou**
Sazanka, that's not how you use the word!
**[16:25] Tsubaki**
You don't need to tell her that!
**[16:28] Tsubaki**
Rindou!
**[16:31] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Over here!
**[16:36] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[16:37] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
**[16:44] Rindou**
What did you do?
**[16:46] Tsubaki**
It's a sleep needle I got from Mokuren.
**[16:49] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[16:53] Tsubaki**
She won't wake up for a while,
**[16:55] ---**
so let's collect her on our way home.
**[16:57] Rindou**
Okay.
**[16:59] Tsubaki**
Tsubaki and Rindou reporting.
***SIGN*** A
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C
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**[17:05] Hana**
You seem tired.
**[17:08] Hana**
Did something happen?
**[17:09] Tsubaki**
N-No, ma'am. Nothing.
**[17:12] Hana**
All right.
**[17:25] Hana**
Rindou, have you gotten used to the village?
**[17:27] Rindou**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[17:29] Hana**
Looks like you're moving
closer to removing your mask.
**[17:32] Rindou**
Yes, one way or another.
**[17:35] Hana**
I think the two of you realize this,
**[17:39] Hana**
but exercise all due caution regarding men.
**[17:43] Hana**
Don't speak carelessly of
them in front of the others.
**[17:46] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[17:49] Hana**
Is there anything troubling you?
**[17:51] Rindou**
No, ma'am. Tsubaki treats me well,
and everyone is nice.
**[17:57] Hana**
I see.
**[17:59] Hana**
I've kept you long enough.
**[18:01] ---**
Go home and get some decent sleep.
**[18:03] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[18:04] Hana**
What is it?
**[18:05] Tsubaki**
N-Nothing, ma'am. I just thought there'd
be more than this to a summons.
**[18:10] Hana**
Such as?
**[18:11] Tsubaki**
N-Never mind! If there isn't, that's fine!
**[18:20] Rindou**
That was kind of a letdown.
**[18:22] Tsubaki**
Good thing, though.
I was sure the men thing—
**[18:25] Hana**
I forgot something, Tsubaki.
**[18:27] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[18:28] Hana**
This applies to Rindou, of course,
but look after the rest, as well.
**[18:33] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[18:34] Hana**
I have high hopes for you.
**[18:38] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am! I'll do my best!
**[18:43] Sazanka**
I found you, Nee-sama.
**[18:46] Tsubaki**
S-Sazanka!
**[18:48] Tsubaki**
No way. She shouldn't have woken up so soon.
**[18:57] Sazanka**
Didn't I tell you? Don't underestimate
how strongly I feel for...
**[19:07] Rindou**
She fell back asleep?
**[19:09] Hana**
What is Sazanka doing here?
**[19:11] Tsubaki**
As it turns out, she noticed us sneak out.
**[19:15] Tsubaki**
I put her to sleep on the way here, but...
**[19:19] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry.
**[19:21] Hana**
Well, I'll let it go this time.
Take her home.
**[19:25] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
Ayoomp.
**[19:27] Tsubaki**
She's completely out now.
**[19:29] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[19:31] Sazanka**
...sama...
**[19:34] Rindou**
Is she saying something?
**[19:35] Sazanka**
Please, you and Rindou had better not elo—
**[19:41] Hana**
What's wrong?
**[19:42] Tsubaki**
Oh!
**[19:43] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Nothing, ma'am!
**[19:44] Tsubaki**
Let's get going, Rindou!
**[19:46] Rindou**
Let's go, let's go!
**[19:47] Tsubaki**
If you'll excuse us!
**[19:53] Hana**
Well, I'm counting on you.
**[20:02] Rindou**
Sazanka noticed that you seemed
different than usual earlier today.
**[20:06] Tsubaki**
Sorry. I'm bad at covering stuff up.
**[20:12] Rindou**
No, this is all Sazanka.
**[20:15] Rindou**
She knows you well.
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Be that as it may,
sneaking out in the night...
**[20:21] Tsubaki**
Bad girl.
**[20:22] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[20:26] Asagao**
You eat some more, too, Rindou.
***SIGN*** Dog
**[20:34] Tsubaki**
No, on second thought, everyone
in Team Dog's a good girl.
**[20:38] Rindou**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Team
Dragon
**[22:09] Asagao**
Somebody here is a bad girl!
**[22:12] Asagao**
Who ate my emergency stash?!
**[22:15] Asagao**
Fess up!
**[22:18] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?
**[22:19] Tsubaki**
No.
**[22:20] Asagao**
Rindou?
**[22:21] Rindou**
Not me.
**[22:22] Asagao**
I knew it was you, Sazanka!
**[22:24] Sazanka**
"Knew," nothing! I didn't do it!
**[22:26] Asagao**
Give back my potatoes!
**[22:29] Sazanka**
Of course I'm not going to eat those!
**[22:32] Tsubaki**
Now, now! Please calm down!
**[22:42] Tsubaki**
*Could it be Sazanka or Rindou?*
**[22:45] Tsubaki**
*No, no. I'm sure they're both good girls.*
**[22:55] Tsubaki**
*Someone got up.*
**[22:58] Tsubaki**
*She's eating the emergency food!*
**[23:00] Tsubaki**
*It's wrong to take what's not yours.*
**[23:03] ---**
*I've got to reprimand her!*
**[23:06] Tsubaki**
Who's the bad girl?!
**[23:12] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[23:19] Asagao**
Give back my stash!
**[23:23] Tsubaki**
A-Asagao...
**[23:27] Asagao**
Darn it.
**[23:32] Tsubaki**
*E-Everyone in Team Dog's a good girl...*
***SIGN*** Next time:
The Strongest Team
Nee-sama
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued.
# E8 - The Strongest Team | Nee-sama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU858G7/the-strongest-team--nee-sama)
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**[00:19] Dokudami**
We've come home.
***SIGN*** The Strongest Team
**[01:54] Asagao**
I wonder what's for lunch today.
**[01:59] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[02:02] Tsubaki**
Let's go eat!
**[02:03] Ume**
Hurry, hurry!
**[02:04] Itadori**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:07] Tsubaki**
What's going on?
**[02:09] Itadori**
I heard Dokudami and the others are back!
**[02:12] Tsubaki**
Team Boar?
**[02:13] Itadori**
Right now they're divvying up boar meat!
**[02:18] Asagao**
*Lunch... Meat...*
**[02:21] Asagao**
*Lunch. Meat.*
**[02:23] Asagao**
*Lunch! Meat!*
**[02:24] Asagao**
* Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!*
* Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!*
**[02:28] Asagao**
Meat!
**[02:31] Tsubaki**
A-Asagao!
**[02:35] Tsubaki**
Why don't we go, too?
**[02:37] Sazanka**
What about lunch?!
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
We'll do that after we
say hello to Team Boar.
**[02:43] Rindou**
Team Boar?
**[02:44] Tsubaki**
See? Rindou has yet to meet them.
**[02:47] Tsubaki**
Let's go.
**[02:50] Sazanka**
I don't mix well with them.
**[03:07] Dokudami**
Okay, come and get it!
**[03:09] Touwata**
We haven't had boar meat in a while!
**[03:12] Hasu**
I think I'll make some jerky.
**[03:14] Dokudami**
Sure, you do that!
**[03:17] Dokudami**
Team Tiger is tiny,
so I'll give you a biggish helping.
**[03:21] Ume**
Yay!
**[03:22] Fuki**
Much appreciated.
**[03:25] Dokudami**
Asagao is huge...
**[03:28] Dokudami**
so you get even more!
**[03:29] Asagao**
Dokudami, you're the best!
**[03:33] Tsubaki**
Team Boar is a very good-natured trio.
**[03:36] Rindou**
Oh, yeah?
**[03:37] Tsubaki**
And if nothing else, they're strong.
**[03:40] Tsubaki**
Dokudami wields a big club.
**[03:43] Tsubaki**
Aogiri's sword is so fast, you can't see it!
**[03:46] Tsubaki**
Shakuyaku is nimble, and accurate
at targeting weak points.
**[03:50] Tsubaki**
In terms of offensive strength,
they're probably the top team in Akane Class.
**[03:55] Rindou**
She said they came back.
**[03:57] Rindou**
Had they gone somewhere?
**[03:59] Tsubaki**
Yes. Those three have a particular weakness.
**[04:02] Tsubaki**
They were on a journey to overcome it.
**[04:07] Asagao**
Hey, Dokudami.
**[04:09] Asagao**
Since you're back,
does that mean you conquered it?
**[04:13] Dokudami**
Yeah, we nailed it.
**[04:17] Aogiri**
We came up with a secret technique.
**[04:19] Shakuyaku**
No worries, now.
**[04:20] Asagao**
Wow!
**[04:22] Dokudami**
Now we truly are the strongest team!
**[04:30] Tsubaki**
Oh! That's right.
**[04:32] Tsubaki**
There's a word that you must
never say to Team Boar.
**[04:36] Rindou**
A word you don't say?
**[04:39] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[04:40] Tsubaki**
If you *do* go and say it...
**[04:43] Asagao**
This is incredible, though.
**[04:45] Asagao**
How'd you bring down a big one like this?
**[04:48] Dokudami**
I can take down one like
this with a single swing!
**[04:52] Asagao**
Oh, yeah?
**[04:55] Asagao**
As always, you're stupid-strong!
**[04:58] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:00] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:02] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:03] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:05] Asagao**
Stupid! Stupid!
**[05:07] Tsubaki**
And that word is—
**[05:10] Asagao**
Help me!
**[05:13] Dokudami**
You just had to say "stupid"!
**[05:15] Tsubaki**
Did you really say it?!
**[05:23] Asagao**
I didn't say "stupid"!
**[05:32] Aogiri**
You said it again.
**[05:37] Tsubaki**
Quickly! This way!
**[05:39] Asagao**
All I said was stupid-*strong*, you know!
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
Please hear us out, Dokudami!
**[05:48] Tsubaki**
Asagao didn't mean to—
**[05:58] Dokudami**
Being made fun of is the
one thing I can't stand.
**[06:01] Dokudami**
You know there's a price to pay!
**[06:06] Sazanka**
Let's just give them Asagao, Nee-sama!
**[06:08] Asagao**
I don't want you to desert me, you know!
**[06:17] Dokudami**
Move aside, Tsubaki.
**[06:23] Tsubaki**
I challenge you to a duel in Asagao's place.
**[06:28] Tsubaki**
How about at two o'clock
at the practice clearing?
**[06:32] Dokudami**
Huh... With you, Tsubaki?
**[06:35] Dokudami**
Interesting. I accept.
**[06:38] Dokudami**
So, then...
**[06:40] Dokudami**
Come and get your boar meat!
**[06:44] Dokudami**
Here you go.
**[06:45] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[06:48] Dokudami**
Sazanka, you better eat a bunch, too.
**[06:51] Dokudami**
I've never seen you before.
**[06:54] Tsubaki**
This is Rindou. She transferred
here from another village.
**[06:58] Dokudami**
Oh, yeah? Nice to meet you.
**[07:01] Rindou**
N-Nice to meet you, too...
**[07:05] Dokudami**
Then, I'll toss in a share for you, too.
**[07:08] Rindou**
Th-Thanks.
**[07:11] Tsubaki**
Team Boar likes to keep things
separate in their minds.
**[07:16] Rindou**
It makes them all the scarier.
**[07:19] Dokudami**
Okay, then.
**[07:20] Dokudami**
Might as well go say hi
to Sensei before the duel.
**[07:30] Sazanka**
Wh-What're you doing?!
Someone could get hurt!
**[07:34] Dokudami**
Sorry about that.
**[07:38] Dokudami**
Okay, see you later!
**[07:43] Sazanka**
What the heck?!
**[07:44] Sazanka**
Stupid Asagao!
**[07:45] Sazanka**
Causing trouble for Nee-sama!
**[07:47] Asagao**
Yeah, well...
**[07:49] Sazanka**
But well played, Nee-sama.
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** A
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**[07:51] Sazanka**
We'll be fine, for now.
**[07:54] Tsubaki**
You can't be too careful.
**[07:56] Tsubaki**
I need to prepare.
**[07:57] Sazanka**
There's no point in that.
They'll never show up, you watch.
**[08:03] Rindou**
They won't? What do you mean?
**[08:05] Sazanka**
Didn't Nee-sama say so?
**[08:06] Sazanka**
They have a weakness.
**[08:09] Sazanka**
Nobody in Team Boar has
any sense of direction.
**[08:13] Sazanka**
Whatsoever.
**[08:17] Rindou**
S...
**[08:19] Rindou**
Sense of direction?
**[08:21] Sazanka**
Yup! They've never reached
where they're trying to go.
**[08:25] Sazanka**
And they'll never make
it to where the duel is.
**[08:28] Tsubaki**
I hope you're right.
**[08:30] Sazanka**
You'll be fine, Nee-sama!
**[08:32] Sazanka**
So let's dry some meat instead!
**[08:36] Asagao**
They'll come.
**[08:39] Asagao**
They said they have a sense of direction now.
**[08:50] Mokuren**
Hey!
**[08:53] Dokudami**
Oh, Mokuren! It's been a long time!
**[08:56] Mokuren**
That it has.
**[08:58] Mokuren**
I heard you're going to duel with Tsubaki.
**[09:01] Dokudami**
Yeah! Word travels fast.
**[09:04] Mokuren**
Don't hurt each other too badly!
**[09:09] Dokudami**
I can't guarantee that.
**[09:13] Dokudami**
The only thing I can do is go all out!
**[09:19] Mokuren**
I'll go make lots of salve.
**[09:22] Shakuyaku**
Dokudami, it's time.
**[09:25] Dokudami**
Oh? Okay.
**[09:27] Dokudami**
Well, we're off to the clearing,
**[09:31] Dokudami**
using the surefire secret technique
we worked out on our journey!
**[09:47] Sazanka**
L-Let's go home, Nee-sama!
You're going to get hurt!
**[09:51] Tsubaki**
I was the one who suggested it.
**[09:54] Tsubaki**
I'm not about to back down.
**[09:56] Sazanka**
But!
**[09:56] Tsubaki**
Besides...
**[09:58] Tsubaki**
I kind of look forward to
getting to fight Dokudami.
**[10:13] Mokuren**
Oh, there you are!
**[10:15] Tsubaki**
Mokuren...
**[10:16] Sazanka**
We thought you were them!
**[10:18] Mokuren**
Sorry! I had something to tell Tsubaki!
**[10:22] Tsubaki**
What is it?
**[10:23] Mokuren**
Well you see, Team Boar probably won't show.
**[10:28] Team Dog**
Huh?
**[10:29] Mokuren**
Or maybe more like, they can't.
**[10:33] Mokuren**
Looks like they still have
no sense of direction!
**[10:36] Asagao**
B-But, they said something
about some secret technique!
**[10:40] Mokuren**
Oh, that's probably...
**[10:52] Dokudami**
Right.
**[10:54] Dokudami**
This way!
**[10:56] Dokudami**
Yeah, let's go!
**[10:58] Aogiri**
They can't get away from us.
**[10:58] Mokuren**
Looks like they go whichever
way the club falls.
**[10:59] Shakuyaku**
It's kind of hard to walk.
**[11:01] Dokudami**
Just you wait, Tsubaki!
**[11:01] Aogiri**
Be careful. It might be a trap.
**[11:10] Rindou**
Is Team Boar...
**[11:15] Rindou**
stupid or something?
**[11:15] Sazanka**
They're stupid.
**[11:16] Asagao**
And how.
***SIGN*** Nee-sama
**[11:36] Rindou**
My face feels so bare.
**[11:39] Tsubaki**
You can't sleep?
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
Do you feel anxious without
your mask after all?
**[11:49] Rindou**
I'm slowly getting used to it, I guess.
**[11:53] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[11:56] Rindou**
Hey, why does Sazanka call you "Nee-sama"?
**[12:02] Rindou**
You can't actually be sisters.
**[12:07] Tsubaki**
All right, I'll talk about
the past until we get sleepy.
**[12:15] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
"Today we decide teams."
***SIGN*** Today we decide teams.
Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.
—Hana
**[12:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
"Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut."
**[12:22] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
So it says.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Itadori**
Decide teams?
***SIGN*** Today we decide teams.
Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.
—Hana
**[12:24] (Flashback) Ume**
What to do?
**[12:26] (Flashback) Itadori**
Want to go together?
**[12:27] (Flashback) Fuki**
Sure.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Mokuren**
What's wrong, Tsubaki?
**[12:30] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'm wondering why we need to
gather all the way up there.
**[12:32] Dokudami**
I'll be the first at the top!
**[12:36] (Flashback) Mokuren**
Well, won't we find out if we go?
**[12:47] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Would you like to go together?
**[12:53] (Flashback) Mokuren**
Sazanka is always by herself.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
You know how she is. Just leave her be.
**[13:00] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Tsubaki.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Want to race to the top?
**[13:07] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Fine by me.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
That decides it!
**[13:09] (Flashback) Touwata**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[13:11] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Hey, you. Start us off.
**[13:13] (Flashback) Touwata**
It's not "you," it's "Touwata"!
**[13:16] (Flashback) Touwata**
I'll do it, but I have some conditions.
**[13:18] (Flashback) Touwata**
Please let me be in the race, too.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Touwata**
And if I win, you'll train—
**[13:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Right, right. I'm cool with that.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Make it snappy.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Touwata**
All right, here goes.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Touwata**
Ready, start!
**[13:40] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
I'm winning this thing today!
**[13:43] (Flashback) Itadori**
Help!
**[13:48] (Flashback) Ume**
Somebody!
**[13:50] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki!
**[13:51] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
We're in a race!
**[13:52] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Please go on ahead!
**[13:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'll catch up!
**[14:01] (Flashback) Fuki**
I can't move.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
What happened?
**[14:03] (Flashback) Itadori**
Sazanka happened!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Ume**
Again!
**[14:07] Tsubaki**
Back then, Sazanka played pranks on
everyone, and was always causing trouble.
**[14:13] Rindou**
Huh.
**[14:15] Rindou**
That might not be so different from now.
**[14:20] Tsubaki**
Perhaps you're right.
**[14:22] Rindou**
And so?
**[14:24] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
And so, where's Sazanka?
**[14:26] (Flashback) Fuki**
She went that way.
**[14:31] (Flashback) Ume**
I hope I don't end up on her team.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Why do you feel that way?
**[14:41] (Flashback) Ume**
Because she's always doing such nasty things.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Itadori**
Like the other day.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Ume**
"It's your fault for
getting caught," she said!
**[14:58] (Flashback) Itadori**
She's mean!
**[15:01] (Flashback) Ume**
Fuki, don't cry.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Itadori**
It's okay. There's nothing
to be scared of now.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Ume**
We're here for you.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Fuki**
Mhm.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Ume**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Itadori**
There, there.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'll go look for her!
**[15:13] (Flashback) Ume**
Huh? What for?!
**[15:15] (Flashback) Itadori**
Forget about her!
**[15:16] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Hey! What about our race?!
**[15:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Where are you?!
**[15:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Please answer!
**[15:26] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Great...
**[15:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
It's all slippery around here.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
As soon as I said it!
**[15:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Good, this is where you—
**[15:47] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Are you here to scold me?
**[15:50] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Like always.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Well, yes and no.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Let's go.
**[16:03] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sazanka?
**[16:06] (Flashback) Sazanka**
No.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Why not?
**[16:10] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Won't we be assigned a team
when we get to the top?
**[16:14] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I don't want to be on anyone's team.
**[16:41] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'm pretty sure you'll be on
a team, even if you stay here.
**[17:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
We're going!
**[17:21] (Flashback) Sazanka**
No! I don't wanna!
**[17:23] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Let go!
**[17:24] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Ow!
**[17:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Did you twist your ankle?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Put me down!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Stop it! Put me down!
**[17:39] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Please don't struggle!
**[17:41] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Then put me down! Don't you hear me?!
**[17:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
You can't make it to the summit alone!
**[17:46] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I don't want to go!
**[17:48] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I can't stand you, Tsubaki!
**[17:50] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I can't stand... any of you!
**[18:01] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Th-That was close!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sorry about that.
**[18:09] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Let's get going.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Why do you dislike us? Me and the rest.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Well, none of you like me anyway.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Is that why you do things on
purpose to make us dislike you?
**[18:33] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
You could just be brave
and get along with us.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I don't know how...
**[18:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Well, I like you, Sazanka.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
That's the first step toward getting along.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Asagao**
Hey, whatcha doing?
**[19:01] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Asagao.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Asagao**
What happened to your feet?
**[19:09] (Flashback) Asagao**
You match, huh?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Touwata**
Beni-senpai, wait up!
**[19:21] (Flashback) Touwata**
Please start training!
**[19:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
If I feel like it.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Asagao**
We made it!
**[19:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
You're so helpful, Asagao!
**[19:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
And strong.
**[19:33] (Flashback) Asagao**
Aren't I?
**[19:35] (Flashback) Hana**
I see you hurt your legs.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Hana**
Go see Konoha later for treatment.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Sazanka**
S-Sensei!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Hana**
What is it, Sazanka?
**[19:46] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Well...
**[19:48] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I-I want to be on Tsubaki's team!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Sazanka**
B-Because I like her.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sensei! I'd like that, too!
**[20:01] (Flashback) Hana**
We already have a way of deciding teams.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Hana**
Whomever you reach this summit
together with, they're your team.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Hana**
That's long been the custom.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Then...!
**[20:14] (Flashback) Hana**
Therefore, Tsubaki, Sazanka, Asagao,
**[20:20] (Flashback) Hana**
the three of you are now Team Dog.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am!
**[20:26] Tsubaki**
And that's how we came to be Team Dog.
**[20:30] Tsubaki**
And then, after that...
**[20:37] Tsubaki**
Maybe the story ran a little long.
**[20:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Hey, Sazanka. Did you know?
**[20:58] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
My name is Tsubaki.
**[21:01] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Yeah, I knew that.
**[21:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
"Tsubaki" and "Sazanka" are
in the same flower family.
**[21:08] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Does that make them sisters?
**[21:12] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I suppose it does!
**[21:15] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I look forward to spending time with you!
**[21:25] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Me, too, Nee-sama.
**[23:01] (Flashback) Konoha**
We've decided down to Team Dog,
and that just leaves three girls.
**[23:10] (Flashback) Hana**
Where the heck are those last three,
and what are they doing?
**[23:16] (Flashback) Konoha**
It's practically a straight
path up the mountain.
**[23:19] (Flashback) Konoha**
Well, they're the last,
so that makes them Team Boar.
**[23:24] (Flashback) Shakuyaku**
If three of us happened to meet here...
**[23:27] (Flashback) Dokudami**
...it must mean we're going the right way!
**[23:30] (Flashback) Aogiri**
I'd say so.
**[23:32] (Flashback) Dokudami**
Good for us!
**[23:34] (Flashback) Shakuyaku**
Let's go.
**[23:35] (Flashback) Aogiri**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Next time:
Of Snakes and Men
What Defines Results
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E9 - Of Snakes and Men | What Defines Results
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U23201/of-snakes-and-men--what-defines-results)
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**[00:00] Itadori**
Stop!
**[00:02] Ume**
Stop! Stop!
**[00:04] Itadori**
Which way did it go?!
**[00:05] Ume**
Which way?! Which way?!
**[00:07] Itadori**
This way?!
**[00:08] Ume**
This way?
**[00:10] Itadori**
Down here!
**[00:11] Ume**
Down here?
**[00:14] Itadori**
Where did it go?!
**[00:16] Ume**
Where, where?
**[00:17] Tsubaki**
It's noisy for some reason.
**[00:20] Itadori**
In here?!
**[00:28] Ume**
Who're you?
**[00:30] Itadori**
Rindou?!
**[00:31] Itadori**
I've never seen your face!
**[00:33] Ume**
You're cute.
**[00:35] Fuki**
You took off your mask?
**[00:37] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[00:37] Ume**
Wow!
**[00:39] Tsubaki**
What were you three chasing?
**[00:42] Itadori**
Oh, that's right.
**[00:44] Itadori**
Hey, did you see a snake?
**[00:46] Tsubaki**
A snake?
**[00:47] Itadori**
One of Sensei's snakes!
**[00:49] Ume**
It was written on the signpost outside.
***SIGN*** Whoever catches
my snakes by lunchtime
gets more rice and side dishes
- Hana
**[00:52] Ume**
It said if you catch one by lunchtime,
your team gets extra side dishes!
**[00:57] Tsubaki**
Oh, that's why you were running around.
**[01:00] Itadori**
Yeah.
**[01:01] Ume**
Asagao and Sazanka saw one, too.
**[01:07] Ume**
Snake!
**[01:09] Fuki**
I can't move. Calm down.
**[01:15] Tsubaki**
So, this is one of them.
***SIGN*** Tofu
**[01:18] Tsubaki**
"Tofu"?
**[01:19] Itadori**
Oh, that's the one we were after!
**[01:22] Tsubaki**
Ahh, I get it.
**[01:24] Tsubaki**
The side dish you get more
of is written on them.
**[01:30] Tsubaki**
Here you go.
**[01:35] Ume**
I-In here.
**[01:37] Itadori**
Hooray!
**[01:41] Ume**
Yay! Tofu! Tofu!
**[01:44] Itadori**
Thanks!
**[01:45] Ume**
See ya!
**[01:47] Fuki**
We owe you one.
**[01:50] Ume**
Yes!
**[01:56] Tsubaki**
Why don't we go snake hunting, too?
**[01:59] Rindou**
Sure.
**[03:32] Rindou**
Side dishes, huh?
***SIGN*** Of Snakes and Men
**[03:33] Rindou**
I want some pickled veggies.
**[03:35] Tsubaki**
That sounds good.
**[03:37] Rindou**
What do you like, Tsubaki?
**[03:39] Tsubaki**
Let's see... What I like is—
**[03:42] Ajisai**
A man! It went that way!
**[03:44] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[03:49] Rindou**
Tsubaki, are you okay?
**[03:51] Benisumomo**
It's rare to see Tsubaki fall from a tree.
**[03:54] Tsubaki**
Wh-Where's the man?!
**[03:57] Benisumomo**
Oh, you mean that.
**[03:59] Ajisai**
Hold it, you man!
**[04:01] Kikyou/Uikyou**
You man!
**[04:03] Ajisai**
Get back here!
**[04:05] Benisumomo**
That's what they're calling the snake.
**[04:05] Ajisai**
You man!
**[04:08] Kikyou/Uikyou**
You man!
**[04:09] Benisumomo**
Snakes are creepy, so the thinking is,
**[04:13] Benisumomo**
maybe you'll feel more like
catching one if you call it a man.
**[04:18] Tsubaki**
Bad girls!
**[04:19] Tsubaki**
Playing around by making light of men again!
**[04:22] Tsubaki**
Sensei's going to be mad!
**[04:24] Benisumomo**
I'm not the one who came up with it.
**[04:27] Tsubaki**
Then, who did?!
**[04:30] Benisumomo**
Sazanka and Asagao.
**[04:34] Sazanka**
There it goes!
**[04:35] Sazanka**
That way!
**[04:41] Asagao**
Isn't it, like, way fast?
**[04:43] Sazanka**
Take a look at the writing.
**[04:45] Asagao**
Writing?
***SIGN*** Meat
**[04:47] Asagao**
Oh! Meat!
**[04:49] Sazanka**
Higher difficulty, for a good catch.
**[04:51] Asagao**
I'm motivated now!
**[04:54] Sazanka**
Yeah! If we catch it, I can
get Nee-sama to praise me!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[05:00] Sazanka**
Oh! Nee-sama!
**[05:02] Asagao**
Good timing! Catch that, Tsubaki-chan!
**[05:07] Tsubaki**
We might as well catch it.
**[05:09] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[05:11] Rindou**
My mask—
**[05:20] Asagao**
My meat!
**[05:21] Rindou**
Sorry. My mask's string
has been loose lately.
**[05:25] Asagao**
Darn it! That was the meat man!
**[05:29] Tsubaki**
"Man"?
**[05:31] Tsubaki**
I have something to say to
you two, regarding that.
**[05:35] Asagao**
But, the meat...
**[05:36] Tsubaki**
Never mind that.
**[05:38] Tsubaki**
Sit your butts down!
**[05:40] Asagao/Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
How many times have I told you not
to play around by making fun of men?!
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
I swear, no matter how many times
I say it, you two never learn!
**[05:54] Tsubaki**
You hear me? You learned
this in class too, right?
**[05:57] Tsubaki**
Men are horrible! Things to be feared!
**[05:59] Tsubaki**
Can you please explain to me
how it is that everything,
**[06:02] Tsubaki**
*every* single thing you learn in class
goes in one ear and out the other...
**[06:09] Tsubaki**
And so, be more careful from now on.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Understood?
**[06:13] Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am.
**[06:14] Asagao**
We were wrong.
**[06:16] Tsubaki**
Good, good.
**[06:18] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, can we go man—
**[06:20] Asagao**
Can we go snake hunting?
**[06:26] Tsubaki**
Go ahead.
**[06:29] Asagao**
Hooray!
**[06:29] Sazanka**
Let's go, Asagao!
**[06:31] Asagao**
Find that snake!
**[06:31] Tsubaki**
Those two...
**[06:33] Tsubaki**
Did they really learn their lesson?
**[06:35] Rindou**
Want to go, too?
**[06:37] Tsubaki**
Yes, let's.
**[06:39] Tsubaki**
Oh, but before that...
**[06:42] Tsubaki**
May I fix your mask string?
**[06:45] Rindou**
Really? I'd love that!
**[06:51] Rindou**
I appreciate it. I'm bad at that stuff.
**[06:54] Tsubaki**
No problem.
**[06:55] Tsubaki**
Those girls are such a handful, though.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
Calling snakes "men."
**[07:00] Rindou**
Really.
**[07:07] Tsubaki**
Um...
**[07:09] Tsubaki**
Snakes and men aren't alike, right?
**[07:13] Rindou**
Huh?
**[07:15] Rindou**
Oh, that's right.
You've never seen a man.
**[07:19] Rindou**
They aren't alike at all.
**[07:21] Rindou**
Men are people, just like us.
**[07:24] Tsubaki**
Oh, yeah?!
**[07:25] Tsubaki**
O-Okay, so what are the differences
between men and women?
**[07:29] Rindou**
Let's see... I think lots of
men are taller than women.
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
Really?!
**[07:33] Rindou**
And they might have lots
of hair on their bodies.
**[07:36] Tsubaki**
Yeah?! Yeah?!
**[07:40] Rindou**
You're curious about men, Tsubaki.
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
O-Only a little bit, though.
**[07:47] Tsubaki**
But never mind. Here, I'm done.
**[07:50] Rindou**
That was quick.
**[07:51] Tsubaki**
Try it on.
**[07:52] Rindou**
Okay.
**[07:58] Rindou**
Wow, it doesn't shift at all!
**[08:00] Rindou**
Thanks.
**[08:01] Tsubaki**
I'm glad it's better.
**[08:03] Tsubaki**
Now, it's about time we hunted some snakes.
**[08:06] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[08:10] Tsubaki**
It's a relief, though.
**[08:13] Tsubaki**
That men are people, too.
**[08:15] Tsubaki**
And yet, the whole snake thing...
**[08:17] Rindou**
Oh, but...
**[08:19] Rindou**
Ding-a-lings are maybe a little like snakes.
**[08:22] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[08:23] Tsubaki**
Ding...?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Everyone**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:37] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:38] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[08:40] Rindou**
Oh, Sazanka and Asagao.
**[08:42] Asagao**
It went your way!
**[08:44] Rindou**
There it is!
**[08:45] Sazanka**
Please catch it!
**[08:46] Rindou**
I'll do it!
**[08:48] Rindou**
I messed up before, but *this* time I'll—
**[08:55] Rindou**
I tried... too hard.
**[08:58] Asagao**
Rindou, you dummy!
**[08:59] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan! It's all you!
**[09:07] Asagao**
* Men have something like*
* that between their legs?*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:12] Asagao**
*Between their legs...*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:14] Asagao**
*This?!*
**[09:15] Asagao**
*I feel so embarrassed!*
**[09:17] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[09:19] Tsubaki**
*I have to get a grip!*
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*That is a snake, not a man's...*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
*Snake!*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:27] Tsubaki**
*Right, a snake.*
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
*Okay!*
**[09:30] Tsubaki**
*Bring it on, sna—*
**[09:31] Asagao**
Don't let that *man* get away!
**[09:35] Tsubaki**
M—
**[09:42] Sazanka**
Stupid!
**[09:43] Asagao**
Oh.
**[09:44] Asagao**
I-I was wrong, Tsubaki-chan!
I didn't mean to say "man."
**[09:48] Asagao**
It just slipped out.
**[09:50] Sazanka**
That's not much of an excuse.
**[09:53] Asagao**
U-Um...
**[09:59] Asagao**
Her face is bright red!
What now? She's super-pissed!
**[10:03] Sazanka**
I-It's your fault. Do something!
**[10:06] Asagao**
Y-Yeah, but what?!
**[10:08] Sazanka**
Think of something yourself!
**[10:10] Ajisai**
Yes!
**[10:12] Ajisai**
I caught a man!
**[10:15] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Aww, lucky you.
**[10:20] Asagao**
She's even angrier!
**[10:22] Asagao**
What do we do?!
**[10:24] Asagao**
Forgive me, Tsubaki-chan!
**[10:26] Sazanka**
Don't be angry, Nee-sama!
I'm begging you!
**[10:29] Rindou**
*I don't think...*
**[10:29] Sazanka**
We won't say "man" anymore!
**[10:30] Rindou**
*...she's actually angry.*
***SIGN*** What Defines Results
***SIGN*** Food
**[10:37] Asagao**
Let's see... This isn't it.
**[10:40] Asagao**
Huh? That's weird.
I thought I put it in here.
**[10:45] Tsubaki**
Asagao, we need to hurry and go.
**[10:48] Asagao**
Hold on!
**[10:50] Tsubaki**
All the other teams have left already.
**[10:53] Asagao**
I just need a little longer!
**[10:58] Tsubaki**
Great...
**[10:59] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[11:01] Rindou**
I just realized...
I've never seen Team Rooster.
**[11:05] Tsubaki**
Oh, that's right. You have yet to meet them.
**[11:10] Asagao**
Sorry for the delay!
**[11:14] Tsubaki**
Team Rooster has been sequestered
in the mountains for a while now.
**[11:18] Rindou**
Oh, is that so?
**[11:20] Asagao**
And so...
**[11:20] Rindou**
Does that mean they're training?
**[11:21] Asagao**
Hey, are you listening to me?
**[11:24] Sazanka**
I'm listening.
**[11:25] Tsubaki**
I suppose it's for the sake of training.
**[11:25] Asagao**
Hey, are you actually listening?
**[11:27] Sazanka**
I am, I am.
**[11:28] Asagao**
Really?
**[11:29] Sazanka**
What is it already?
**[11:30] Asagao**
Well, it's about the meat.
**[11:31] Tanpopo/Azami**
Hey.
**[11:39] Sazanka**
Who're they?
**[11:41] Tsubaki**
Are you from another village?
**[11:44] Tanpopo**
Whoa, seriously?
**[11:45] Azami**
She hasn't picked up on it.
**[11:48] Sumire**
Hey, you two.
**[11:50] Sumire**
I know you haven't been to the village
in a while, but don't be in such a hurry.
**[11:55] Tsubaki**
Sumire!
**[11:56] Sumire**
Hi. Been a long time, Tsubaki.
**[11:59] Tsubaki**
That it has.
**[12:01] Sazanka**
Which means...
**[12:03] Asagao**
These two...
**[12:05] Sumire**
Yeah. They're Tanpopo and Azami.
**[12:07] Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?!
**[12:11] Sumire**
By the way, who's that?
**[12:12] Tsubaki**
This is Rindou.
**[12:14] Tsubaki**
A new member of Team Dog,
from another village.
**[12:18] Sumire**
I see.
**[12:19] Sumire**
I'm Sumire, leader of Team Rooster.
**[12:22] Rindou**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[12:24] Tsubaki**
You sure have changed, though.
**[12:26] Tanpopo**
Don't stare like that.
**[12:28] Azami**
It's embarrassing.
**[12:29] Sumire**
Those are the results of our mountain living.
**[12:32] Sumire**
Seems like these two finally get it.
**[12:35] Tanpopo**
Mhm.
**[12:36] Azami**
That's right.
**[12:38] Sumire**
Next is... saying hello to Sensei.
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•Greet Sensei
**[12:43] Sumire**
I'll go do that briefly, so you
two can stay here and chat.
**[12:46] Tanpopo**
Yes, ma'am.
**[12:47] Azami**
We'll be waiting.
**[12:49] Sumire**
Okay, see you.
**[12:57] Asagao**
Are you really Tanpopo and Azami?
**[12:59] Sazanka**
I couldn't tell, at first.
**[13:03] Tsubaki**
These two were undisciplined,
so Sumire got mad,
**[13:07] Tsubaki**
and took them up into the mountains
to retrain their minds.
**[13:10] Rindou**
Huh...
**[13:12] Rindou**
What were you two like before?
**[13:17] Tanpopo/Azami**
What were we like?
**[13:23] Tanpopo**
We were like this!
**[13:25] Azami**
Yay!
**[13:27] Rindou**
Say wha?
**[13:28] Tanpopo**
Like, we'd totally had it with mountain life.
**[13:32] Azami**
It was fun for a while, y'know.
**[13:34] Azami**
Didn't have to go to class n'such.
**[13:36] Tanpopo**
But y'know, you start
missin' the village food!
**[13:40] Azami**
The village rules!
**[13:42] Tanpopo**
And so, we pretended to
be all reformed and junk.
**[13:45] Azami**
And we fooled Sumire-chi.
**[13:48] Azami**
Now we're home!
**[13:49] Tanpopo/Azami**
Yay!
**[13:55] Sazanka**
Well, I figured it was something like that.
**[13:58] Tanpopo**
Good ol' Sazanka, sharp as a tack!
**[14:01] Azami**
Hey. That mask is the cutest, Rindo-chi.
**[14:05] Rindou**
Th-Thanks.
**[14:06] Tanpopo**
Check it out!
**[14:08] Tanpopo**
We brought back a super extra-large
boatload of souvenirs.
**[14:12] Tanpopo**
We've just *got* to celebrate our return!
**[14:16] Azami/Tanpopo**
Yay!
**[14:17] Asagao**
Whoo!
**[14:19] Asagao**
Whoo, whoo, whoo-whoo!
**[14:27] Asagao**
This's good!
**[14:29] Sazanka**
Hey, won't there be trouble
if Sumire finds out?
**[14:32] Tanpopo**
No worries. She won't be back for a while.
**[14:36] Azami**
She was sayin' she had a
ton of stuff to report.
**[14:39] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi is sooo serious,
she does everything according to a plan.
**[14:43] Azami**
Sure does!
**[14:46] Tsubaki**
Things must be difficult for serious Sumire.
**[14:49] Rindou**
These two are kind of amazing.
**[14:58] Tsubaki**
*There's some presence.*
**[15:02] Tanpopo**
Won't we be back in the hills
if she *does* find out?
**[15:08] Azami**
That's the ticket.
**[15:09] Tanpopo**
What a kicker that would be.
**[15:11] Azami**
Totes bad news.
**[15:18] Tsubaki**
*She's here!*
**[15:19] Tsubaki**
*Sumire's ninjutsu specialty, Invisibility!*
**[15:23] Tanpopo**
Well, she'll never find out.
**[15:26] Azami**
You said it!
**[15:27] Tanpopo**
What a laugh!
**[15:28] Azami**
Well said!
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
*Sh-She knows all about it, you two!*
**[15:34] Sumire**
*I figured it was something like this.*
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•
•Greet Sensei
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•Final confirmation
•Greet Sensei
**[15:37] Sumire**
* They thought I'd stick to the*
* plan, so they got careless.*
**[15:40] Tanpopo**
But y'know, Sumire-chi is so totally uptight.
**[15:45] Azami**
She'd do better to go more with the flow.
**[15:47] Tanpopo**
I so get that!
**[15:49] Azami**
Aren't there times when
she's stiff as a statue?
**[15:50] Tsubaki**
* Uh-oh! I bet she's planning*
* some kind of punishment!*
**[15:51] Tanpopo**
Oh, yeah. All the time!
**[15:55] Tsubaki**
H-Hey! Sumire might come back
anytime, so we should—
**[15:59] Tanpopo**
We'll be fine.
**[16:01] Azami**
She's so serious, I'm sure she's
takin' her time with hellos.
**[16:06] Tanpopo**
I have just returned home.
**[16:08] Azami**
She'd do that! Too funny!
**[16:14] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi's also way strict with training.
**[16:17] Tanpopo**
Waterfall training's cold!
**[16:19] Azami**
It really was no joke.
She was such a witch then.
**[16:23] Tanpopo**
And Sumire-chi's cooking is super yuck.
**[16:26] Azami**
Oh, that Chinese herb stuff, or whatever?
**[16:29] Tanpopo**
Yeah, that. No more for me, thanks.
**[16:31] Sumire**
*They really are...*
**[16:32] Azami**
What is it? Medicine? It stinks.
**[16:33] Sumire**
* They're going to get some*
* serious rehabilitation!*
**[16:35] Tanpopo**
It does. I bet it's not even food.
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•Final confirmation
•Greet Sensei
•MOUNTAIN TRAINING
•Waterfall training •Chopping firewood
•Lockstep from hell
•Shuriken throwing •Jump-roping
•Endless Koppo •Torture
•Rope-tying •Fasting
•Turtle Walking to the limit
**[16:37] Sumire**
*It'll be the deluxe mountain training course!*
**[16:44] Sumire**
*They really can't stand me, though.*
**[16:48] Sumire**
* But of course, to them,*
* I'm a nagging upperclassman.*
**[16:54] Sumire**
*But that has nothing to do with this.*
**[16:57] Sumire**
* I will do what I must,*
* as the leader of Team Rooster!*
**[17:04] Tsubaki**
H-Hey, how about her good points?
**[17:07] Tanpopo/Azami**
Huh?
**[17:07] Tsubaki**
Could you two tell us what you
think are Sumire's good points?
**[17:12] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi's good points?
**[17:23] Sumire**
*I guess there aren't any.*
**[17:25] Sumire**
*What am I doing, getting my hopes up?*
**[17:27] Tanpopo**
Okay...
**[17:30] Tanpopo/Azami**
You wanna know?
**[17:33] Tsubaki**
Yes, by all means!
**[17:35] Tanpopo**
First off, she's kind!
**[17:37] Azami**
Yeah! She goes and gets things
ready for training and such.
**[17:42] Tanpopo**
If you have a fever, she's super devoted!
**[17:44] Tanpopo**
And she wipes away your sweat.
**[17:46] Azami**
She's not choosy, either.
Talk about great!
**[17:49] Tanpopo**
Also, she's cute, yeah?
**[17:51] Azami**
Yeah, she's cute.
**[17:52] Tanpopo**
And reliable, in her own way.
**[17:54] Azami**
And when she gets mad,
isn't it for our own good?
**[17:58] Tanpopo**
It sure is!
**[18:00] Azami**
Isn't that the best, being cute and reliable?
**[18:03] Tanpopo**
The best! Sumire-chi's super cool!
**[18:07] Rindou**
You two like Sumire-chan, don't you?
**[18:11] Tanpopo**
Huh? What're you sayin'?
**[18:13] Azami**
Did you seriously say that?
**[18:17] Tanpopo**
We love her!
**[18:20] Azami**
And we totally respect her!
**[18:24] Tanpopo**
Also, also, Sumire-chi may not look it, but—
**[18:33] Sumire**
Hi, girls.
**[18:35] Tanpopo/Azami**
Huh?!
**[18:36] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi! Why're you here?!
**[18:38] Azami**
Have you been listening in?!
That's not fair, y'know!
**[18:42] Tanpopo**
This is, you know, one of them things.
**[18:44] Azami**
We were just showin'
Rindou how we used to be.
**[18:48] Sumire**
I heard it all, from the start.
**[18:52] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi, no more mountain training. Cool?
**[18:55] Azami**
It's out of style these days.
**[18:58] Sumire**
Say what you like, but I'm team leader.
**[19:01] Sumire**
The schedule is the schedule.
You're going to stick to it.
**[19:05] Sumire**
And so, first...
**[19:09] Sumire**
You two will say hello to Sensei,
then eat, and take a bath.
**[19:14] Sumire**
Right?
***SIGN*** •Bath
•Food
**[19:22] Sumire**
Come on, let's go.
**[19:27] Tanpopo/Azami**
Sumire-chi...
**[19:30] Tanpopo**
It's super creepy when you're too kind.
**[19:33] Tanpopo**
Yeah. It's kinda scary.
**[19:35] Tanpopo**
Or even horrifying.
**[19:38] Tanpopo/Azami**
Not your thing.
**[19:42] Sumire**
You'll eat, take a bath,
then back into the mountains!
**[19:45] Azami**
Anything but that!
**[19:46] Tanpopo**
Although that sounds more
like you, Sumire-chi!
**[19:49] Sumire**
Then, you'll have no objections.
**[19:49] Rindou**
Must be hard, being on Team Rooster.
**[19:50] Azami**
No, wrong! Those're two different things!
**[19:54] Tanpopo**
**[19:54] Tsubaki**
I'd say so.
**[19:55] Azami**
**[21:31] Tanpopo**
I'm totally wiped again today.
**[21:34] Azami**
"Totally" is right.
Sumire-chi's training is too hard.
**[21:38] Azami**
And her lectures are too long.
**[21:39] Azami**
She'll all relentless and junk.
**[21:41] Tanpopo**
Too true. Like, demon lord level ruthless.
**[21:45] Azami**
But now and then, she'll flip and
turn into Princess Forehead Veins.
**[21:50] Tanpopo**
I know, right?
**[21:52] Azami**
In fact, when that happens,
*I* get all worried about *her*.
**[21:55] Tanpopo**
I so get that.
Makes me worry just thinkin' about it.
**[21:59] Azami**
And that thing today wasn't right!
*So* not fair!
**[22:03] Tanpopo**
That one thing, right? Lockstep...
**[22:06] Azami**
Lockstep from hell.
**[22:08] Tanpopo/Azami**
Totally don't get it.
**[22:10] Azami**
She made us walk so much, my legs are done.
**[22:13] Tanpopo**
My legs are DOA, too.
**[22:15] Azami**
And hey, doesn't the name of Sumire-chi's
crash course program totally suck?
**[22:20] Tanpopo**
For real, though.
**[22:21] Azami**
What was it again? Turtle Walk...
**[22:24] Tanpopo**
Turtle Walk to the limit!
**[22:25] Azami**
That one!
**[22:27] Tanpopo/Azami**
No flair!
**[22:29] Azami**
I totally broke a nail on that one.
**[22:31] Tanpopo**
I saw, I so saw. You totally did!
**[22:34] Azami**
Sucks.
**[22:35] Tanpopo/Azami**
Sucks to the max, downer-towner.
**[22:39] Tanpopo**
Hey, check this out.
**[22:40] Tanpopo**
I got so bored, so I totally decked it.
Isn't it adorbs?
**[22:43] Azami**
Ooh, noice! It's cute but powerful.
**[22:46] Azami**
But if Sumire-chi finds it,
she might go witch-mode again.
**[22:50] Tanpopo**
She could. But if we don't do this stuff,
mountain life'd be the pits.
**[22:55] Azami**
That's true. It'll get worse than
we can bear—off the charts.
**[22:59] Tanpopo**
For that matter, don't you worry
the mighty golden age of our youth
**[23:02] Tanpopo**
could just fade away up here
in the mountains like this?
**[23:07] Azami**
Hold on! That'll never happen!
**[23:09] Tanpopo**
Huh?
**[23:10] Azami**
As long our Team Rooster
trio has each other,
**[23:12] Azami**
we'll just have to live it up,
even up here in the deserted mountains!
**[23:15] Azami**
Spread our wings and fly!
**[23:17] Tanpopo**
I'll say! We've already got it made!
**[23:21] both**
Team Rooster! BFFs for life!
Forever indestructible!
**[23:25] Azami**
Sumire-chi'll be back in
a jiff, but before that!
**[23:29] Tanpopo**
Might as well dance?
**[23:30] both**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Next time:
A Team Leader's Troubles
Favors and Debts
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E10 - A Team Leader's Troubles | Favors and Debts
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5N4E/a-team-leaders-troubles--favors-and-debts)
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**[00:00] Tachiaoi**
Ayoomp.
**[00:02] Tsubaki**
Thanks for your hard work, Tachiaoi.
**[00:05] Tachiaoi**
Sure, same goes for you two.
**[00:05] Tachiaoi**
*Lately I've been worried about something.*
**[00:09] Tachiaoi**
*Am I really cut out to be Team Rat's leader?*
**[00:14] Hagi/Higuruma**
Tachiaoi!
**[00:18] Tachiaoi**
Let's see...
**[00:19] Tachiaoi**
Well, what will do we today?
**[00:22] Higuruma**
I wanna go catch food!
**[00:24] Tachiaoi**
Food, huh? And you, Hagi?
**[00:26] Hagi**
That's fine by me.
**[00:28] Tachiaoi**
Okay, we'll go search for—
**[00:30] Higuruma**
Cool! Let's catch another wild boar!
**[00:33] Higuruma**
Even bigger than the one the other day!
**[00:35] Tachiaoi**
No, Higuruma, that's...
**[00:37] Hagi**
A boar's out of the question.
**[00:40] Hagi**
We got the last one because
it was caught in a trap,
**[00:43] Hagi**
but we haven't set any today.
**[00:45] Higuruma**
No worries! We can do it without a trap.
**[00:48] Hagi**
Forget about it.
**[00:50] Hagi**
If we get into a fight with a boar,
we'll get bitten, charged at, and trampled.
**[00:56] Hagi**
We'll wind up dead.
**[00:58] Higuruma**
You think too negatively, Hagi.
**[01:01] Higuruma**
If it charges at you, just dodge.
**[01:04] Hagi**
You're not serious enough, Higuruma.
**[01:06] Hagi**
For food, let's be safe and pick fruit.
**[01:09] Higuruma**
Aww, but don't you want to eat meat?
**[01:12] Hagi**
Not if I'm dead.
**[01:14] Hagi/Higuruma**
What do we do, Tachiaoi?
**[01:18] Tachiaoi**
U-Um...
***SIGN*** A Team Leader's Troubles
**[02:53] Higuruma**
Yahoo!
**[03:03] (Flashback) Hagi/Higuruma**
What do we do, Tachiaoi?
**[03:06] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
U-Um...
**[03:09] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
Let's see...
**[03:11] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
We'll set a boar trap,
then safely gather fruit.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
If a rabbit or something
shows up, we'll catch it!
**[03:18] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
What do you think...?
**[03:20] (Flashback) Higuruma**
Okay, that works.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Hagi**
That's fine by me.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Higuruma**
Okay, let's head out!
**[03:25] (Flashback) Hagi**
Be safe and look around first, Higuruma.
**[03:30] Tachiaoi**
*I'm not very leader-like.*
**[03:34] Tachiaoi**
*All I ever do is tweak* their *ideas.*
**[03:38] Tachiaoi**
* I've got to truly lead this*
* team, for their sake, as well.*
**[03:42] Tachiaoi**
*But how do I do it?*
**[03:44] Higuruma**
Hey! Hey!
**[03:46] Higuruma**
Want to take a shortcut?
**[03:48] Hagi**
Shortcut?
**[03:50] Higuruma**
If we climb this cliff, it's right there.
**[03:53] Hagi**
H-Huh?!
**[03:55] Hagi**
It's dangerous. Look how
rocky it is. We'll die!
**[04:01] Hagi**
Let's just take the path below instead.
**[04:04] Higuruma**
But that'll take a long time.
**[04:07] Higuruma**
And it could rain if we don't hurry.
**[04:09] Hagi**
But slow and steady wins the race.
**[04:12] Hagi**
If it starts raining, we
could slip and get hurt,
**[04:15] Hagi**
and it'll be too cold to get up.
**[04:17] Hagi**
Nobody will find us, winter will
set in, and we'll freeze to death.
**[04:23] Higuruma**
We'll be fine if we climb up before all that!
**[04:26] Hagi**
We won't be fine. This is a foolish plan.
**[04:29] Hagi/Higuruma**
What do we do, Tachiaoi?
**[04:33] Tachiaoi**
W-Well, we could sort of run
quickly along the lower path.
**[04:39] Tachiaoi**
How's that sound?
**[04:41] Higuruma**
Okay, we'll do that.
**[04:43] Higuruma**
Hagi, let's race!
**[04:45] Hagi**
But there's a tripping hazard.
**[04:49] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama!
**[04:51] Sazanka**
What are we doing this afternoon?
**[04:53] Sazanka**
I want to take it easy!
**[04:56] Asagao**
I want to fish! Let's catch dinner!
**[04:59] Sazanka**
Then we'll kick back while fishing.
**[05:01] Asagao**
That's the ticket!
**[05:02] Asagao**
What'll we fish for?
**[05:03] Sazanka**
Big ones, of course.
**[05:06] Asagao**
I'll land the biggest!
**[05:08] Tsubaki**
None of that!
**[05:09] Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?
**[05:10] Tsubaki**
Today is teamwork training.
**[05:12] Sazanka/Asagao**
Aww!
**[05:14] Tsubaki**
It's for overcoming your weak points.
**[05:17] Tsubaki**
What do we say?
**[05:18] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am...
**[05:20] Rindou**
Even though they're perfectly
in tune at times like this.
**[05:23] Tsubaki**
Yeah, really.
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
Come on, let's go.
**[05:26] Sazanka**
Don't leave me behind, Nee-sama!
**[05:27] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan!
**[05:29] Tachiaoi**
*Wow! That's so... leader-like!*
**[05:34] Tachiaoi**
*If I were to lead the team like that...*
**[05:37] Tachiaoi**
*Yeah!*
**[05:38] Hagi**
Tachiaoi?
**[05:40] Higuruma**
What's up?
**[05:42] Tachiaoi**
Change of plans.
**[05:44] Hagi/Higuruma**
Huh?
**[05:46] Tachiaoi**
We're going to do shuriken practice!
**[05:51] Tachiaoi**
I-It's to overcome our weak points!
**[05:53] Higuruma**
I'm not bad at using shuriken.
**[05:56] Hagi**
Was it a weak point of yours, Tachiaoi?
**[06:00] Tachiaoi**
A-Anyway, we're doing it!
**[06:02] Hagi**
Sure, okay.
**[06:03] Higuruma**
Got it!
**[06:05] Tachiaoi**
Okay, then, run to the training ground!
**[06:09] Higuruma**
Yay!
**[06:09] Hagi**
Uh, hey, Tachiaoi...
**[06:12] Tachiaoi**
Follow me!
**[06:27] Tachiaoi**
There. Now, let's begin!
**[06:29] Hagi**
H-Hold on, Tachiaoi!
**[06:32] Hagi**
Wh-Where are the shuriken?
**[06:34] Tachiaoi**
Huh?
**[06:35] Hagi**
We didn't bring any.
**[06:37] Higuruma**
That's true, come to think of it!
**[06:40] Hagi**
I tried to tell you, but you took off.
**[06:44] Higuruma**
Well, what can you do?
Might as well go catch a boar!
**[06:47] Hagi**
I told you, it won't work.
**[06:48] Tachiaoi**
Jutsu.
**[06:50] Tachiaoi**
We're going to practice Jutsu!
**[06:54] Higuruma**
Okay.
**[06:54] Hagi**
F-Fine.
**[06:56] Higuruma**
Which Jutsu?
**[06:57] Tachiaoi**
U-Um, whichever ones we're each bad at.
**[07:02] Hagi**
Oh, a rabbit.
**[07:03] Higuruma**
Hey, meat! Let's catch it!
**[07:06] Hagi**
We'll just get tired if
we blindly chase after it.
**[07:10] Higuruma**
Look, it hasn't noticed us!
**[07:12] Hagi**
It'll run off, once we get close.
**[07:15] Tachiaoi**
Don't get distracted!
**[07:18] Tachiaoi**
Fire Style.
**[07:20] Tachiaoi**
We'll practice Fire Style!
**[07:29] Hagi**
Ow! Hot!
**[07:30] Higuruma**
Shouldn't you just blow harder?
**[07:32] Higuruma**
Like this.
**[07:36] Hagi**
You're blowing too hard!
I'll get burned to death!
**[07:37] Tachiaoi**
*I wonder if I'm a good leader now.*
**[07:38] Higuruma**
But any less than this doesn't look cool.
**[07:40] Tachiaoi**
*Are they going to follow along?*
**[07:45] Tachiaoi**
*I'm not so sure!*
**[07:47] Tachiaoi**
Ow!
**[07:53] Higuruma**
I'm beat!
**[07:55] Hagi**
Hey, Tachiaoi.
**[07:57] Hagi**
Isn't it about time?
**[07:59] Tachiaoi**
Sure, we'll take a break after a bit.
**[08:03] Hagi**
Th-That's not what I mean.
**[08:06] Hagi**
Um, we might be too late.
**[08:09] Hagi**
I mean, any second now... it'll rain.
**[08:14] Higuruma**
It's raining, all right!
**[08:16] Higuruma**
Feels good to wash away the sweat.
**[08:18] Hagi**
I-I'll catch a cold and die.
**[08:21] Tachiaoi**
*I forgot it would rain.*
**[08:33] Tachiaoi**
It's too wet to work.
**[08:35] Hagi**
What about Fire Style?
**[08:36] Tachiaoi**
I'm all out.
**[08:37] Higuruma**
Me, too.
**[08:42] Tachiaoi**
*What a mess.*
**[08:44] Tachiaoi**
*I forget the shuriken,*
**[08:46] Tachiaoi**
*I leave them both exhausted,*
**[08:49] Tachiaoi**
*I forget about the rain...*
**[08:51] Tachiaoi**
* The only place I'm leading*
* them is around in circles.*
**[08:59] Tachiaoi**
*I'm not fit to be a leader.*
**[09:07] Hagi/Higuruma**
Tachiaoi.
**[09:09] Tachiaoi**
Uh, you two... I...
**[09:12] Hagi/Higuruma**
We're sorry.
**[09:15] Hagi**
We're always saying opposite things,
**[09:19] Hagi**
and we wondered if you're tired of it.
**[09:22] Higuruma**
And so...
**[09:23] Hagi/Higuruma**
...we're sorry!
**[09:26] Hagi**
I'll try to be a little more positive.
**[09:30] Higuruma**
And I'll try to think more
carefully about things.
**[09:34] Higuruma**
Because we want you to be cheerful!
**[09:37] Higuruma**
Right?
**[09:38] Hagi**
Yeah.
**[09:44] Hagi/Higuruma**
T-Tachiaoi?
**[09:50] Higuruma**
Oh.
**[09:51] Higuruma**
So, that's why you've
seemed kind of odd today.
**[09:55] Tachiaoi**
I'm really sorry.
**[09:56] Tachiaoi**
Not only did I cause trouble,
I also made you worry.
**[10:00] Higuruma**
Yeah, you did!
**[10:01] Hagi**
You're fairly clumsy, Tachiaoi.
**[10:05] Tachiaoi**
I'm sorry...
**[10:09] Higuruma**
Hey, Tachiaoi.
**[10:11] Higuruma**
If you've been troubled,
be sure and say something.
**[10:13] Higuruma**
After all, I might be able to help.
**[10:16] Hagi**
I want to support you, too.
**[10:20] Higuruma**
It's okay, Tachiaoi.
**[10:23] Higuruma**
Because we think of you as a leader!
**[10:27] Higuruma**
Right?
**[10:28] Hagi**
Yeah.
**[10:32] Higuruma**
Don't cry, Tachiaoi!
**[10:34] Hagi**
If too many tears come out,
you'll wind up dead.
**[10:52] Higuruma**
It was a passing shower.
**[10:57] Higuruma**
Rain is a good thing!
**[10:58] Hagi**
I don't like getting wet.
**[11:00] Tachiaoi**
What do we do now?
**[11:02] Tachiaoi**
It's still a little early to go home.
**[11:06] Hagi**
We might catch colds from getting wet.
**[11:08] Higuruma**
And it's too late for the
rain to wash off the sweat.
**[11:11] Hagi/Higuruma**
A bath!
**[11:13] Tachiaoi**
Okay!
**[11:15] Tachiaoi**
*I have to do more than just imitate others.*
**[11:18] Tachiaoi**
*I must find my own way of doing this.*
**[11:22] Tachiaoi**
* For the sake of these two,*
* I'll try harder from now on.*
**[11:28] Higuruma**
Yahoo!
**[11:33] Higuruma**
That's hot!
**[11:35] Hagi**
You're not supposed to leap in.
**[11:37] Hagi**
We're cold, so your heart'll
stop, and you'll die.
**[11:40] Higuruma**
Isn't it better to warm up quickly?
**[11:43] Hagi**
No, it's not. You need to do it slowly.
**[11:46] Higuruma**
You'll just get cold while
you're pouring on hot water.
**[11:48] Hagi**
You'll get lightheaded
if you swim in the bath.
**[11:51] Higuruma**
Oh, it's fine!
**[11:52] Hagi**
No, it's not.
**[11:54] Higuruma**
You think too much, Hagi.
**[11:56] Hagi**
That's not true.
**[11:56] Tachiaoi**
*I'll keep at it.*
***SIGN*** Favors and Debts
**[11:59] Touwata**
Hey! Mizu-senpai!
**[12:02] Touwata**
You started reading a book again!
**[12:04] Mizubashou**
Sorry. This one was so nostalgic, I had to...
**[12:07] Touwata**
Just please keep working.
**[12:10] Touwata**
And you, too, Beni-senpai.
**[12:12] Touwata**
We need to quickly finish tidying
up, and get to training.
**[12:14] Benisumomo**
Nope.
**[12:15] Touwata**
Huh?
**[12:16] Benisumomo**
Forget about training.
**[12:18] Benisumomo**
It could rain at any minute.
**[12:20] Benisumomo**
We can't train like this, can we?
**[12:22] Touwata**
Oh, no!
**[12:24] Mokuren**
She's right.
**[12:26] Mokuren**
You'd best stay indoors the rest of the day.
**[12:28] Touwata**
Mokuren-san.
**[12:30] Mokuren**
It looks like it will be a heavy rain.
**[12:32] Touwata**
I see.
**[12:33] Mokuren**
Save your outside tasks for tomor—
**[12:35] Touwata**
Sh-She vanished?!
**[12:37] Touwata**
Was that Rindou-san's Come Here Jutsu?!
**[12:42] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[12:43] Mokuren**
Rindou?!
**[12:44] Sazanka**
Mokuren! Emergency!
**[12:46] Sazanka**
Nee-sama is...! Nee-sama is...
**[12:49] Sazanka**
sick with a cold!
**[12:52] Mokuren**
A cold, huh?
**[12:53] Rindou**
Sazanka carried on so much,
I panicked and summoned you.
**[12:56] Sazanka**
But this is serious!
**[12:59] Tsubaki**
Sorry this is so sudden.
**[13:01] Mokuren**
No, don't worry about it.
**[13:03] Asagao**
Cure her with your "whap" thing! "Whap"!
**[13:06] Mokuren**
That doesn't work on colds.
**[13:08] Mokuren**
And I just ran out of medicine.
**[13:10] Mokuren**
Though I could make some right away
if I had the herbal ingredients.
**[13:13] Sazanka**
Medicinal herbs?
**[13:15] Sazanka**
You just need those, right? I'll go get them!
**[13:17] Sazanka**
What kind? Where are they?
**[13:19] Sazanka**
I'll go get them real quick.
**[13:20] Tsubaki**
No, you won't!
**[13:22] Sazanka**
Why not, Nee-sama?!
**[13:24] Tsubaki**
The weather is getting worse.
**[13:26] Tsubaki**
I can't have you exposed
to danger on my account.
**[13:29] Sazanka**
No! I won't listen to you
this time! I'm going!
**[13:32] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[13:34] Benisumomo**
What you're talking about sounds fun.
**[13:36] Sazanka**
Benisumomo.
**[13:38] Benisumomo**
I wouldn't mind gathering those herbs,
and having Tsubaki owe me one.
**[13:43] Sazanka**
Wha?!
**[13:44] Benisumomo**
What kind of herbs are they?
**[13:45] Mokuren**
They have notched leaves, like this.
**[13:48] Mokuren**
They grow in the Mountain Center Cave.
**[13:50] Benisumomo**
Got it.
**[13:51] Sazanka**
H-Hey!
**[13:52] Benisumomo**
Well, whoever gets there first wins.
**[13:55] Benisumomo**
It'll be me, though.
**[13:57] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[13:58] Asagao**
Agreed!
**[13:59] Sazanka**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[14:02] Mokuren**
Away they go.
**[14:08] Sazanka**
We have to gather the herbs and
get back before Benisumomo!
**[14:11] Asagao**
Of course!
**[14:13] Asagao**
I don't want to end up owing her anything!
**[14:19] Asagao**
She's too fast, you know!
**[14:21] Sazanka**
Just you wait!
***SIGN*** Mountain Center
**[14:33] Sazanka**
We caught up.
**[14:34] Benisumomo**
I just stopped, that's all.
**[14:36] Sazanka**
Why, to give yourself a handicap?
**[14:38] Benisumomo**
Wrong. Take a look.
**[14:42] Asagao**
Oh! The cave entrance!
**[14:45] Sazanka**
It collapsed...
**[14:46] Benisumomo**
What're you staring for?
**[14:48] Benisumomo**
Start digging.
**[14:49] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[14:50] Asagao**
What, dig here?!
**[14:51] Benisumomo**
Oh? Are you going to give up and leave?
**[14:54] Benisumomo**
Team Dog isn't much to bark about.
**[14:56] Asagao**
Say what?!
**[14:58] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[14:59] Sazanka**
It's for Nee-sama's sake.
**[15:02] Sazanka**
You had better help, too!
**[15:04] Benisumomo**
Of course I will.
**[15:06] Benisumomo**
The truth is, I'd rather not,
but I want to get back before it rains.
**[15:10] Benisumomo**
Getting Tsubaki in my debt sure isn't easy.
**[15:16] Sazanka**
I'm the one who'll help Nee-sama!
**[15:22] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[15:23] Benisumomo**
That's pointless.
**[15:24] Asagao**
Why you!
**[15:29] Benisumomo**
You kids think you can beat me?
Keep dreaming.
**[15:34] Benisumomo**
If you've got enough spare energy
for that, use it for digging.
**[15:49] Asagao**
Yes! The entrance!
**[15:50] Asagao**
We just need to keep digging like this!
**[15:57] Asagao**
What're you doing?!
**[15:58] Benisumomo**
Looks like it's all right inside.
**[16:00] Asagao**
Huh?
**[16:01] Benisumomo**
We don't have time to widen it.
**[16:02] Asagao**
Eh?
**[16:03] Benisumomo**
Sazanka.
**[16:04] Benisumomo**
You should be able to fit. Get in there.
**[16:06] Sazanka**
As if I need you to tell me!
**[16:08] Asagao**
Wait, Sazanka! She's sure to snatch it away.
**[16:12] Sazanka**
Even so, I still have to go!
**[16:14] Sazanka**
We need to hurry and get it to Nee-sama.
**[16:34] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[16:36] Asagao**
Welcome back! Do you have the herbs?
**[16:38] Asagao**
Oh! You did it!
**[16:41] Sazanka**
Benisumomo, fight a duel with me.
**[16:44] Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[16:45] Sazanka**
Whoever wins gets to deliver
the herbs to Nee-sama.
**[16:48] Sazanka**
Well?
**[16:49] Asagao**
Sazanka...
**[16:51] Benisumomo**
Even when you have no chance?
**[16:53] Sazanka**
I know that! But still!
**[16:55] Sazanka**
Giving up and handing them over is different
from fighting and having them taken!
**[17:00] Sazanka**
I won't let you take away
Team Dog's pride, as well!
**[17:05] Asagao**
That's right!
**[17:06] Asagao**
I'll fight you, too!
Don't mess around with Team Dog!
**[17:13] Benisumomo**
Could you come on any stronger?
**[17:16] Benisumomo**
I won't take it. You two go deliver it.
**[17:20] Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?
**[17:20] Benisumomo**
It doesn't seem to matter anymore.
**[17:23] Benisumomo**
Now that I've seen you trying so hard.
**[17:25] Sazanka**
Wh-What's this, all of a sudden?
**[17:28] Benisumomo**
I don't dislike that sort of thing.
**[17:30] Benisumomo**
I thought of you as kids,
but you're Team Dog to the core.
**[17:37] Benisumomo**
Let's hurry and get it to Tsubaki.
**[17:55] Asagao**
Thank goodness!
**[17:56] Sazanka**
Yeah.
**[17:57] Asagao**
She has an unexpected good side.
**[18:00] Sazanka**
She does.
**[18:01] Benisumomo**
No need to hang around.
**[18:03] Benisumomo**
Let's go home.
**[18:05] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yeah!
**[18:07] Sazanka/Asagao**
Wait... Huh?!
**[18:08] Sazanka**
Hey, what is this?!
**[18:10] Benisumomo**
A kunoichi needs to be
harder to trick than *this*.
**[18:15] Benisumomo**
Now you've learned something.
**[18:18] sign**
Mountain Center
**[18:19] Asagao**
This is too cruel, you know!
**[18:21] Benisumomo**
Come on, it's time we left.
**[18:29] Asagao**
Sazanka, at this rate...
**[18:31] Sazanka**
Forget about it.
**[18:33] Sazanka**
Even the two of us together
are no match for Benisumomo.
**[18:35] Sazanka**
We've lost this time.
**[18:45] Rindou**
It's raining harder now.
**[18:47] Benisumomo**
We're back.
**[18:48] Tsubaki**
Welcome ho—
**[18:53] Benisumomo**
And now, you owe me one.
**[18:59] Asagao**
Sorry, Tsubaki-chan. We lost.
**[19:02] Sazanka**
"Lost," you say?
**[19:09] Asagao**
Sazanka?
**[19:10] Sazanka**
Sure, if what's in the bag is
the real deal! But too bad!
**[19:14] Sazanka**
The real stuff's right here!
**[19:17] Asagao**
You've been tricked, Benisumomo!
The bag you held holds nothing but weeds!
**[19:22] Mokuren**
Oh, it's true.
**[19:23] Asagao**
Oh! Which means...
**[19:25] Sazanka**
That's right.
**[19:26] Sazanka/Asagao**
Major upset for the win!
**[19:30] Sazanka**
Praise me, please, Nee-sama!
**[19:33] Tsubaki**
You're going to catch my cold.
**[19:35] Asagao**
Mokuren, do the honors.
**[19:36] Mokuren**
Sure, I'll make it right away.
**[19:38] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Rub, rub, rub!
**[19:39] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo.
**[19:40] Tsubaki**
I'm in your debt.
**[19:43] Benisumomo**
Don't know what you're talking about.
***SIGN*** Team
Sheep
**[19:45] Benisumomo**
But hey, I'll take what I can get.
**[19:48] Benisumomo**
See ya.
**[19:51] Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?
**[19:52] Sazanka**
Wh-Wh-What was that all about, Nee-sama?
**[19:54] Asagao**
I thought we won!
**[19:57] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo was never trying
to compete with you.
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
You two were hellbent on going,
so she escorted you.
**[20:06] Touwata**
Beni-senpai!
***SIGN*** Akane
Class
***SIGN*** Sheep
**[20:08] small writing**
Where have you been in all this rain,
neglecting your cleaning duties?
***SIGN*** Akane
Class
**[20:15] Benisumomo**
Babysitting, and enjoying it.
**[20:17] Asagao/Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[20:18] Asagao**
Then what was that whole scramble
for the medicinal herbs?!
**[20:21] Tsubaki**
Probably a pretext for going with you.
**[20:23] Sazanka**
You mean, in other words,
she had us fooled the whole time?
**[20:28] Tsubaki**
Well, it's a fact that she escorted you,
so let's thank her properly next time.
**[20:35] Sazanka**
Not on your life!
**[20:37] Asagao**
She totally used us for fun, you know!
**[22:19] Benisumomo**
Mokuren.
**[22:20] Mokuren**
Oh, Benisumomo!
**[22:22] Mokuren**
This is unusual, seeing you out here!
**[22:28] Benisumomo**
You seem more cheerful than usual.
**[22:30] Mokuren**
Oh, can you tell?
**[22:32] Mokuren**
Something happened that made me very happy!
**[22:34] Benisumomo**
Like what?
**[22:35] Mokuren**
Believe it or not, Tsuwabuki and Housenka
helped me look for medicinal herbs!
**[22:41] Benisumomo**
Isn't that ordinary?
**[22:43] Benisumomo**
It's your team's job, right?
**[22:44] Mokuren**
You've got it wrong. Those two
always fight, and then take off.
**[22:49] Mokuren**
But today they helped me,
and they didn't fight!
**[22:53] Benisumomo**
They're not here.
**[22:54] Mokuren**
They were until earlier.
**[22:56] Mokuren**
But Housenka made Tsuwabuki mad,
**[22:59] Mokuren**
and then Tsuwabuki chased after her.
**[23:02] Mokuren**
And now they're gone.
**[23:05] Benisumomo**
And you're okay with that?
**[23:07] Benisumomo**
Shouldn't you tell them
off every now and then?
**[23:10] Benisumomo**
Be stern! You're their leader!
**[23:16] Mokuren**
You're right.
**[23:19] Mokuren**
Fighting's not a good thing.
**[23:22] Benisumomo**
That wasn't my point.
**[23:28] Benisumomo**
Which herbs are you looking for?
**[23:29] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[23:30] Benisumomo**
I'll use this basket.
**[23:32] Mokuren**
You're going to help?
**[23:34] Mokuren**
I'm so glad, Benisumomo!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Attractiveness Jutsu
I Want to Be Attractive
-Tsubaki
**[23:38] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E11 - Attractiveness Jutsu | I Want to Be Attractive
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4ZK1/attractiveness-jutsu--i-want-to-be-attractive)
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**[00:36] Kagetsu**
Everyone!
**[00:37] Kagetsu**
Thanks for coming to listen!
**[00:44] Rindou**
Kagetsu is so cute.
**[00:46] Tsubaki**
She sure is!
**[00:48] Rindou**
I bet she'd be really attractive.
**[00:50] Tsubaki**
"Attractive"?
**[00:51] Kagetsu**
I'd like to take this chance to
reintroduce the members of Team Rabbit!
**[00:57] Kagetsu**
On the drum, Mukuge!
**[00:59] Mukuge**
Yay!
**[01:02] Tsubaki**
What is "attractive"?
**[01:04] Rindou**
Um, I guess it means
"readily liked by lots of men."
**[01:11] Kagetsu**
On the flute, Hototogisu!
**[01:14] Hototogisu**
Thank you.
**[01:15] Tsubaki**
*Readily liked by men.*
**[01:17] Tsubaki**
*Th-There* is *such a thing?*
**[01:21] Tsubaki**
*To be attractive?*
**[01:23] Kagetsu**
And on vocals, me!
**[01:25] Hototogisu/Mukuge**
Kagetsu!
**[01:31] Kagetsu**
The song we're debuting
here today is brand new!
**[01:34] Kagetsu**
I'll sing as best I can,
so listen all the way through!
**[01:39] Mukuge**
Kagetsu worried herself sick writing it!
**[01:44] Hototogisu**
We'll play the best we can, too.
**[01:46] Mukuge**
Yeah!
**[01:49] Kagetsu**
Okay, here goes!
**[02:03] Tsubaki**
Uh...
**[02:05] Tsubaki**
How do you go about being attractive?
**[02:09] Tsubaki**
Rindou?
**[02:11] Rindou**
Oh, sorry.
**[02:12] Rindou**
Can we finish listening first?
**[02:14] Tsubaki**
Oh, o-of course!
**[02:17] Tsubaki**
* I want to know, right now.*
* What does being attractive entail?!*
***SIGN*** Attractiveness Jutsu
**[03:57] Tsubaki**
Rindou.
**[03:59] Tsubaki**
What does it take to be attractive?!
**[04:04] Rindou**
Um...
**[04:06] Tsubaki**
Is it something you're
born with, like talent?
**[04:08] Tsubaki**
Or can it be mastered, like a Jutsu?
**[04:11] Rindou**
I think it's both talent,
as well as something you can learn.
**[04:19] Rindou**
Do you want to be attractive, Tsubaki?
**[04:21] Tsubaki**
No!
**[04:22] Tsubaki**
Uh... I guess you'd say I'm curious.
**[04:26] Tsubaki**
That is...
**[04:29] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[04:29] Rindou**
Oh, yeah?
**[04:30] Tsubaki**
And so, please teach me
what attractiveness is!
**[04:34] Sazanka**
Attractiveness?
**[04:35] Sazanka/Asagao**
Stare...
**[04:37] Tsubaki**
Uh, well, that is...
**[04:40] Rindou**
"Attractiveness" means being liked by men.
**[04:43] Tsubaki**
Rindou!
**[04:45] Sazanka**
Liked?
**[04:48] Sazanka**
By men?
**[04:49] Tsubaki**
No... This is just...
**[04:52] Sazanka**
I get it.
**[04:54] Sazanka**
You make him like you, then defeat
him when his guard is down!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
Th-That's right!
**[05:00] Tsubaki**
It's called Attractiveness Jutsu, and I
was just about to learn it from Rindou!
**[05:04] Tsubaki**
Right, Rindou?
**[05:05] Rindou**
That's right.
**[05:06] Sazanka**
Wow! Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[05:08] Asagao**
Sounds like fun!
**[05:10] Sazanka**
I want to do it, too, Nee-sama!
**[05:12] Asagao**
So do I!
***SIGN*** Attractiveness Jutsu Course
**[05:17] Rindou**
Um. Well, let's begin the
Attractiveness Jutsu Course.
**[05:21] Asagao**
Hurry and teach us!
**[05:23] Sazanka**
Let's be sure to master it, Nee-sama!
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes.
**[05:27] Sazanka**
So, what do you do?
**[05:30] Rindou**
Um, well...
**[05:33] Rindou**
Actually, I don't really
understand it well myself.
**[05:37] Rindou**
I can look and tell if someone's likely to
be attractive, but it's hard to explain.
**[05:42] Sazanka**
Well, *that's* vague.
**[05:45] Rindou**
Sorry.
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
You looked at Kagetsu,
and said she could be attractive.
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
Who else do you think could be attractive?
**[05:52] Rindou**
People who could be attractive?
**[05:54] Tsubaki**
If we know what they have in common,
that might provide some clue.
**[06:01] Rindou**
Mokuren, and Benisumomo.
**[06:04] Rindou**
Also...
**[06:07] Rindou**
you, too, Tsubaki.
**[06:09] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
I-Is that so?
**[06:12] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[06:13] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
A natural-born man-killer!
**[06:16] Asagao**
Lucky you, man-killer.
**[06:18] Tsubaki**
*I-I'm thrilled!*
**[06:21] Sazanka**
Mokuren, Benisumomo, Nee-sama.
**[06:25] Sazanka**
What do these three have in common?
**[06:29] Sazanka**
Oh! Maybe that means team
leaders are attractive!
**[06:33] Rindou**
I don't think that's it.
**[06:34] Asagao**
Hey, hey. What about me, then?
**[06:37] Rindou**
I think you're incredibly cute, Asagao,
**[06:40] Rindou**
but I'm not so sure about attractive.
**[06:43] Asagao**
Then how do I be attractive?
**[06:44] Asagao**
Teach me Attractiveness Jutsu, Sensei!
**[06:47] Rindou**
"S-Sensei"...!
**[06:50] Rindou**
Okay, come with me, then.
**[06:52] Asagao**
Yes, ma'am!
**[06:55] Rindou**
Take a seat. Do this with your hands.
**[06:58] Asagao**
Like this?
**[06:59] Rindou**
Yeah, that's good.
**[07:00] Rindou**
Now bring your legs together.
**[07:13] Asagao**
It was so delicious, I ate until I was full.
**[07:19] Tsubaki**
*Adorable!*
**[07:22] Sazanka**
I'm gonna be sick!
**[07:23] Asagao**
But I'll still have seconds.
After all, I love rice so much.
**[07:28] Tsubaki**
That's cute, Asagao!
Different from usual, somehow!
**[07:32] Sazanka**
No way! How do you figure, Nee-sama?!
**[07:34] Rindou**
Yeah. That was good, Asagao.
**[07:38] Asagao**
But I can't keep a straight
face, it's so ridiculous.
**[07:41] Tsubaki**
That isn't true at all! You were very cute!
**[07:46] Sazanka**
Rindou! Teach me, too!
**[07:49] Rindou**
Sure.
**[07:59] Sazanka**
My name is Sazanka.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[08:05] Tsubaki**
*Eek! Extremely cute!*
**[08:08] Asagao**
Gross!
**[08:09] Sazanka**
How was that, Nee-sama?
**[08:10] Tsubaki**
It was cute, Sazanka!
**[08:13] Rindou**
You have quite a knack for it.
**[08:14] Asagao**
Says you!
**[08:17] Asagao**
Weird!
**[08:18] Sazanka**
It's true, I nearly laughed partway though.
**[08:21] Asagao**
I know, right?
**[08:22] Asagao**
Let's do it again!
**[08:24] Sazanka**
You got it!
**[08:27] Tsubaki**
*Wow...*
**[08:29] Tsubaki**
*Feels like my heart is racing.*
**[08:32] Tsubaki**
Uh, Rindou!
**[08:34] Rindou**
Huh?
**[08:34] Rindou**
I'd like to do it, too, next time.
**[08:37] Rindou**
Okay.
**[08:39] Rindou**
But, Tsubaki, huh?
**[08:41] Rindou**
That's not easy.
**[08:42] Rindou**
I might not be able to teach you well.
**[08:45] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:46] Rindou**
Those two are always boisterous,
so it's easy to give them advice.
**[08:50] Rindou**
But you're not like that.
**[08:52] Rindou**
And you're cute in the first place.
**[08:55] Tsubaki**
I-Is that the way it is?
**[08:57] Asagao**
Here goes!
**[09:00] Asagao**
Would you care for a bite?
**[09:03] Sazanka**
Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
**[09:08] Rindou**
Very good, you two! That was spot on!
**[09:12] Asagao**
So funny! It's like it's
not even you, Sazanka!
**[09:12] Tsubaki**
*Wow... Have these two already mastered it?*
**[09:17] Tsubaki**
*And here, I don't understand it at all!*
**[09:17] Sazanka**
S-Same goes for you, Asagao!
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*In fact, I have a feeling I can't outdo them.*
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
* Could it be Rindou can tell I have*
* no talent for attractiveness,*
**[09:30] Tsubaki**
*and she's lying to spare my feelings?!*
**[09:32] (Flashback) Rindou**
And you're cute in the first place.
**[09:34] Tsubaki**
* Oh, that's it! That must have*
* been her giving up on me!*
**[09:45] Tsubaki**
*But...*
**[09:46] Tsubaki**
**I* won't give up.*
**[09:49] Tsubaki**
Next!
**[09:52] Tsubaki**
It's my turn!
**[09:56] Tsubaki**
* Whatever it takes, I want*
* to learn attractiveness!*
**[10:03] Tsubaki**
* If I analyze the things Sazanka*
* and Asagao were doing,*
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
* I'm sure I'll find my own*
* Attractiveness Jutsu.*
**[10:14] Tsubaki**
*Got it.*
**[10:16] Tsubaki**
Here I go!
**[10:25] Tsubaki**
The crane was so beautiful,
I found myself imitating it.
**[10:42] Rindou**
What was that?!
**[10:43] Sazanka**
You're too funny, Nee-sama!
**[10:46] Asagao**
Why a crane?
**[10:47] Asagao**
My belly hurts!
**[10:55] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan...
**[10:57] Rindou**
Cheer up.
**[10:59] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[11:00] Tsubaki**
I guess I have no talent after all...
**[11:04] Tsubaki**
for Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[11:06] Rindou**
No. Like I said,
I think if you just be yourself—
**[11:09] Tsubaki**
I want to understand it!
**[11:13] Tsubaki**
I want to understand
Attractiveness Jutsu and fully master it!
**[11:18] Tsubaki**
I want to be more attractive!
**[11:27] Rindou**
I hear that desperately wanting to be
attractive makes you unattractive.
**[11:37] Tsubaki**
Wh-Why don't we... go and eat dinner?
**[11:52] Tsubaki**
*Mustn't want to be attractive!*
**[11:53] Tsubaki**
*Mustn't want to be attractive!*
**[11:55] Tsubaki**
*Mustn't do it, and yet...!*
**[11:59] Mokuren**
Is something wrong with Tsubaki?
**[12:01] Rindou**
Um, well...
**[12:03] Rindou**
*She wants to be attractive that badly.*
**[12:10] Tsubaki**
*I-I want to be attractive!*
***SIGN*** I Want to Be Attractive
**[12:19] Sazanka**
Well, Nee-sama. Let us proceed
to the training grounds.
**[12:23] Asagao**
Yes, let us be off.
**[12:30] Tsubaki**
* I want to get good at*
* Attractiveness Jutsu, too!*
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
* Oh, stop that! If I want too badly*
* to be attractive, I won't be!*
**[12:36] Tsubaki**
*So stop thinking about it!*
**[12:38] Tsubaki**
*Oh, but I really do want it!*
**[12:41] Rindou**
*This is sort of pitiful.*
**[12:43] Ume**
Okay, next!
**[12:45] Ume**
It's Itadori's turn!
**[12:46] Itadori**
Okay, here goes!
**[12:49] Itadori**
Sparkle!
**[12:56] Tsubaki**
Is that...?
**[12:57] Sazanka**
Yes, it's Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[12:59] Ume**
"Sparkle"!
**[12:59] Sazanka**
We taught it to everyone before class today.
**[13:01] Ajisai**
It's like Azami and Tanpopo on Team Rooster!
**[13:02] Tsubaki**
Oh, yeah?
**[13:04] Housenka**
Then how about this?
**[13:08] Housenka**
I wonder.
**[13:10] Hasu**
That's pretty good.
**[13:11] Housenka**
You try, too, Hasu!
**[13:15] Hasu**
I'd be too embarrassed.
**[13:18] Ajisai**
That was good just now!
**[13:20] Housenka**
That's Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[13:21] Hasu**
Huh? It is?
**[13:23] Suzushiro**
So, this is what's popular
with the underclassman crowd?
**[13:27] Housenka**
Yeah!
**[13:28] Tsubaki**
* Ahh, good. Everyone's thinking*
* about attractiveness together.*
**[13:32] Tsubaki**
*I've got to do my best, too.*
**[13:34] Ajisai**
How about this, then?
**[13:36] Ajisai**
Hop, hop!
**[13:40] Housenka**
Men sure are simple-minded, though!
**[13:42] Hasu**
It only takes this to make them
like you and let down their guard.
**[13:45] Ajisai**
They're stupid, aren't they?
**[13:47] Ume**
You got that right!
**[13:50] Asagao**
Looks like it caught on right away.
**[13:53] Sazanka**
Of course! Because it's fun.
**[13:55] Sazanka**
Besides, part of why it's popular is
that it lets you easily defeat a man.
**[14:01] Sazanka**
Asagao, let's go join in.
**[14:03] Asagao**
Yeah! I'll show them my Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[14:07] Tsubaki**
*Oh, no!*
**[14:10] Tsubaki**
* Once Sensei finds out there's a Jutsu*
* going around for making fun of men...!*
**[14:15] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[14:16] Rindou**
This is bad, isn't it?
**[14:19] Tsubaki**
* When you stop and think,*
* it's understandable this would happen.*
**[14:23] Tsubaki**
* I was so worried about my own attractiveness,*
* I missed something totally obvious.*
**[14:27] Rindou**
What now?
**[14:29] Tsubaki**
L-Let's do something... about it.
**[14:38] Itadori**
Oh, are you joining in, too?
**[14:40] Suzushiro**
Attractiveness Jutsu is fun!
**[14:45] Tsubaki**
Let's be clear about this.
**[14:50] Tsubaki**
You could never defeat a man,
with your Jutsu at that level!
**[14:55] Ajisai**
Huh?
**[14:56] Hasu**
Is that so?
**[14:57] Tsubaki**
This Jutsu is profound, and you can't
master it with a half-hearted attempt.
**[15:04] Tsubaki**
If you use it poorly and underestimate
a man, you'll be in trouble.
**[15:08] Rindou**
* I see now. Even if she told them not to*
* make fun of men, they wouldn't listen.*
**[15:13] Hasu**
Huh? This Jutsu is difficult?
**[15:16] Ume**
Maybe it's more than we can handle.
**[15:18] Rindou**
*Good call, Tsubaki!*
**[15:20] Sazanka**
Uh, Nee-sama.
**[15:22] Sazanka**
It's all right. I'm sure
you'll get good at it, too.
**[15:26] Sazanka**
Don't get discouraged.
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
No, it's not about that.
**[15:32] Asagao**
She's right! If you try hard,
you'll get good at it, too.
**[15:36] Asagao**
It's simple.
**[15:41] Rindou**
*They kind of have the wrong idea.*
**[15:44] Housenka**
Oh, she's just jealous!
**[15:47] Suzushiro**
You're saying that because
you're no good at it.
**[15:50] Tsubaki**
That's not it!
**[15:51] Ajisai**
In that case, let's practice together!
**[15:54] Itadori**
Yeah, I'll teach you!
**[15:56] Hasu**
I will, too.
**[15:57] Suzushiro**
Hey, don't get carried away.
**[16:00] Tsubaki**
All right, fine!
**[16:01] Tsubaki**
If that's the way it is, I'll show you.
**[16:05] Tsubaki**
If I can do Attractiveness
Jutsu better than you girls,
**[16:09] Tsubaki**
will you believe that it's not
a way to easily defeat men?
**[16:14] Ajisai**
Sure, I guess.
**[16:15] Suzushiro**
Sounds good.
**[16:16] Rindou**
Tsubaki, um...
**[16:18] Tsubaki**
It's all right.
**[16:19] Tsubaki**
It's my fault things turned out like this.
**[16:22] Tsubaki**
I have to do something about it.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Rindou**
I hear that desperately wanting to be
attractive makes you unattractive.
**[16:32] Tsubaki**
* If you try too hard,*
* it makes you unattractive.*
**[16:35] Tsubaki**
*Then, yes. I just need to be relaxed.*
**[16:39] Tsubaki**
*Relaxed and natural!*
**[16:43] Tsubaki**
A lovely... flower!
**[16:54] Suzushiro**
That's horrible!
**[16:55] Housenka**
What was that?!
**[16:57] Tsubaki**
*I can't stop from trying too hard!*
**[17:00] Tsubaki**
*Rindou, I need backup!*
**[17:02] Tsubaki**
*Rindou!*
**[17:04] Ajisai**
Looks like it was jealousy, after all.
**[17:06] Hasu**
I don't think we need to worry about it.
**[17:09] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, you don't need to try so hard!
**[17:10] Tsubaki**
*Th-This is all wrong!*
**[17:13] Tsubaki**
*It shouldn't be like this!*
**[17:17] Asagao**
She's right! You're cute the
way you are, Tsubaki-chan!
**[17:22] Itadori**
Flower!
**[17:24] Ume**
Flower!
**[17:25] everyone**
Flower!
**[17:42] Tsubaki**
Forget it. It's not working at all.
**[17:46] Tsubaki**
To think, it's my fault
Attractiveness Jutsu is popular.
**[18:00] Itadori**
Oh, are you quite sure?
**[18:07] Suzushiro**
How about this?
**[18:14] Suzushiro**
Tsubaki!
**[18:16] Suzushiro**
What?
**[18:18] Suzushiro**
Are you here to give it another shot?
**[18:21] Suzushiro**
Don't be so uptight about it.
**[18:23] Suzushiro**
Come enjoy Attractiveness Jutsu with us...
**[18:35] Suzushiro**
What?
**[18:40] Suzushiro**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[18:42] Suzushiro**
*My face is all hot...*
**[18:45] Tsubaki (Hana)**
This is how Attractiveness Jutsu is done.
**[18:56] Suzushiro**
C-Can't stand up...
**[19:00] Tsubaki (Hana)**
You've got to be at least
this good to defeat a man.
**[19:07] Tsubaki (Hana)**
So, then.
**[19:13] Ajisai**
What was *that*?
**[19:14] Hasu**
It was incredible.
**[19:16] Itadori**
I could never pull that off.
**[19:24] Tsubaki**
Now it's fixed.
**[19:30] Tsubaki**
Uh, thank you very much, Sensei.
**[19:35] Tsubaki (Hana)**
Mhm.
**[19:38] Hana**
I had received a report from Konoha.
**[19:41] Hana**
I was watching them in secret.
**[19:45] Hana**
Tsubaki, this incident,
apparently, started with you.
**[19:49] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am...
**[19:51] Hana**
It's good that you tried
to patch up the mess.
**[19:55] Hana**
But...
**[20:00] Hana**
Try to keep this sort of thing to a minimum.
**[20:07] Hana**
Understood?
**[20:13] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am...
**[20:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[20:18] Sazanka**
What you did earlier was amazing!
**[20:20] Sazanka**
Please do it again!
**[20:22] Asagao**
Do it! Do it!
**[20:25] Sazanka**
Are you listening, Nee-sama?
**[20:26] Rindou**
That had to be Sensei.
**[20:30] Asagao**
One more time, Tsubaki-chan!
**[20:30] Tsubaki**
* Sensei's Attractiveness Jutsu*
* was i-incredible.*
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
**[22:11] Housenka**
It's called Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[22:13] Mokuren**
Oh, I hear that's popular
with the underclassmen.
**[22:16] Tsuwabuki**
Is it fun?
**[22:18] Housenka**
It's fun!
**[22:19] Housenka**
You strike weird poses, and Hinagiku cries.
**[22:23] Tsuwabuki**
What do you mean?
**[22:24] Mokuren**
Oh!
**[22:25] Mokuren**
Hinagiku ends up crying
when she sees cute things.
**[22:29] Housenka**
She cries when you show her this!
**[22:31] Housenka**
I can't believe how funny it is!
**[22:33] Tsuwabuki**
Whoa, don't make her cry.
I feel bad for her!
**[22:37] Housenka**
Mokuren, you try doing Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[22:40] Mokuren**
No, thanks! It seems kind of embarrassing.
**[22:45] Housenka**
Okay, then.
**[22:49] Housenka**
Never mind. You could never do it.
**[22:51] Tsuwabuki**
Say what?! That stuff is easy!
**[22:54] Tsuwabuki**
See, look!
**[22:58] Housenka**
I knew you'd be no good at it!
**[23:00] Housenka**
You look so dumb!
**[23:02] Tsuwabuki**
Huh?!
**[23:06] Tsuwabuki**
Get back here!
**[23:08] Tsuwabuki**
You little monkey!
**[23:10] Housenka**
Ook! Ook! Ook!
**[23:15] Tsubaki**
Mokuren, I'm returning the
scrolls I was borrowing.
**[23:26] Tsubaki**
What are you doing?
**[23:28] Mokuren**
Th-This is...
**[23:30] Mokuren**
Um, nothing at all!
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
I-If you say so.
***SIGN*** Next time:
Rivals
Picture of a Man
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued?
# E12 - Rivals | Picture of a Man
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X40K/rivals--picture-of-a-man)
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**[00:11] Ume**
Hinagiku!
**[00:14] Ajisai/Ume**
Tell us.
**[00:17] Ajisai**
Are we cute?
**[00:18] Ume**
Are we cute?
**[00:27] Ajisai**
She really cried!
**[00:28] Hinagiku**
Yes, already! You're cute!
And so what?
**[00:31] Kibushi**
Hey!
**[00:32] Kibushi**
Cut that out, underclassmen!
**[00:34] Ajisai/Ume**
Run for it!
**[00:36] Kibushi**
Of all the...
**[00:37] Oniyuri**
It happened again?
**[00:39] Oniyuri**
Attractiveness Jutsu is still popular?
**[00:41] Kibushi**
It's not being used as ninjutsu anymore,
**[00:44] Kibushi**
but it looks like the underclassmen
are still doing it for fun.
**[00:50] Kibushi**
There you go.
**[00:51] Kibushi**
Those darn kids found out Hinagiku
cries when they use Attractiveness Jutsu,
**[00:56] Kibushi**
and now they come do it all the time.
**[00:57] Oniyuri**
That's a pain.
**[00:59] Kibushi**
It's because she cries when she ends up
thinking someone's cuter than her.
**[01:08] Kibushi**
Hinagiku, don't cry.
**[01:10] Hinagiku**
But they're all so cute.
**[01:14] Oniyuri**
I guess I'll go give them a warning.
**[01:16] Kibushi**
Please do, Oniyuri.
**[01:33] Kibushi**
*Hinagiku...*
**[01:35] Kibushi**
*I've got to do something for her!*
***SIGN*** Rivals
**[03:10] Touwata**
B-Beni-senpai.
**[03:14] Touwata**
Please do some training...
**[03:21] Benisumomo**
What are you doing? You're so odd.
**[03:25] Touwata**
I-It's called Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[03:28] Benisumomo**
You mean that thing nobody
could ultimately use?
**[03:31] Mizubashou**
I heard that Tsubaki can use it.
**[03:33] Benisumomo**
I'm not so sure. Wasn't that
really just Sensei transformed?
**[03:39] Kibushi**
Wh-What's a trap doing in a place like this?
**[03:44] Benisumomo**
Did you set another trap?
**[03:46] Mizubashou**
Ahem.
**[03:49] Mizubashou**
So sorry. Setting traps
is just a habit of mine.
**[03:55] Benisumomo**
What was that, comedy?
**[03:57] Touwata**
Nice one!
**[03:59] Mizubashou**
Was it really?
**[04:01] Mizubashou**
Would you mind being a test
subject for my new trap?
**[04:08] Benisumomo**
Oh, quit doing that.
**[04:10] Kibushi**
Um, excuse me! Could you let me down?
**[04:14] Benisumomo**
Oh, yeah?
Attractiveness Jutsu does that to Hinagiku?
**[04:17] Kibushi**
Yeah, the underclassmen make fun of her.
**[04:21] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Maybe I'm not actually cute.
**[04:25] Kibushi**
She said that, all down in the dumps.
**[04:31] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku, who's always
so full of confidence?!
**[04:34] Kibushi**
That's why I'm asking you, Benisumomo!
**[04:36] Kibushi**
Go tell her personally that she's cute!
**[04:41] Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[04:42] Kibushi**
You're Hinagiku's rival, aren't you?
**[04:44] Kibushi**
I think she can bounce back
if a rival compliments her!
**[04:49] Benisumomo**
No, she's not my rival in the slightest.
**[04:53] Benisumomo**
More like, it's annoying how she
always starts stuff with me.
**[04:56] Kibushi**
I still want you to do something!
**[04:58] Benisumomo**
Ehh.
**[04:59] Kibushi**
Please!
**[05:03] Benisumomo**
Okay then.
**[05:05] Benisumomo**
The idea of *the* Hinagiku being
depressed sounds interesting.
**[05:10] Benisumomo**
It's worth a look.
**[05:12] Kibushi**
H-Hey!
**[05:13] Kibushi**
Th-That isn't what I meant!
**[05:16] Kibushi**
What's her deal?
**[05:18] Kibushi**
It was a sincere request.
**[05:20] Mizubashou**
It'll be fine.
**[05:23] Mizubashou**
It might not seem like it,
but Benisumomo can be kind.
**[05:30] Mizubashou**
That's why I'm sure she'll
do something for her.
**[05:33] Kibushi**
Really?
**[05:34] Mizubashou**
Sure.
**[05:35] Kibushi**
If you say so.
**[05:37] Benisumomo**
Come on, what's the holdup?
**[05:39] Kibushi**
Oh, sorry! I'll be right there!
**[05:53] Hinagiku**
Everybody's so cute...
**[05:57] Hinagiku**
They really are.
**[06:00] Hinagiku**
Even though I'm not!
**[06:05] Benisumomo**
You really are in a funk.
**[06:08] Hinagiku**
Benisumomo!
**[06:09] Hinagiku**
What are you doing here?
**[06:11] Benisumomo**
I heard you're depressed because
of all the Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[06:17] Kibushi**
*Please, Benisumomo! Cheer up Hinagiku!*
**[06:23] Hinagiku**
So, what are you here to do?
**[06:31] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku.
**[06:35] Hinagiku**
Wh-What?
**[06:37] Benisumomo**
Turn this way.
**[06:43] Benisumomo**
Am I cute?
**[06:52] Kibushi**
*Benisumomo!*
**[06:55] Hinagiku**
Yes, you're cute!
**[06:57] Benisumomo**
It's the first time I've done it,
but this Attractiveness Jutsu is neat.
**[07:01] Kibushi**
Hey! This wasn't what we discussed!
**[07:04] Benisumomo**
So what?
**[07:05] Hinagiku**
You mean *you* brought her, Kibushi?!
**[07:08] Kibushi**
Well, she was concerned about you...
**[07:15] Hinagiku**
Benisumomo was?
**[07:17] Kibushi**
Come on! Cheer her up properly!
**[07:20] Benisumomo**
Okay, fine.
**[07:28] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku, listen.
**[07:38] Benisumomo**
Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
**[07:43] Hinagiku**
She's cute!
**[07:44] Kibushi**
Hey! What is with you?!
**[07:47] Kibushi**
Stop that!
**[07:47] Hinagiku**
You're cute!
**[07:50] Hinagiku**
After all, I'm nothing but...
**[07:54] Hinagiku**
I'm nothing but...!
**[07:55] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[08:00] Benisumomo**
What's got you so down, anyway?
**[08:02] Kibushi**
I said stop!
**[08:04] Benisumomo**
I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku!
**[08:10] Benisumomo**
What's it going to take to make you cheerful?
**[08:15] Kibushi**
*M-Mizubashou...!*
**[08:18] Mizubashou**
* It might not seem like it,*
* but Benisumomo can be kind.*
**[08:28] Hinagiku**
I... am... worthless.
**[08:32] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[08:34] Benisumomo**
Okay, I'm leaving.
**[08:36] Kibushi**
Go! Get lost!
**[08:38] Kibushi**
Sorry, Hinagiku!
**[08:40] Kibushi**
It's all because I asked *her* to come.
**[08:45] Kibushi**
Hinagiku, I'm sorry.
**[08:47] Kibushi**
Pull yourself together!
**[08:49] Benisumomo**
*Hinagiku, turn this way.*
**[08:52] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Am I cute?
**[08:55] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
**[09:00] Hinagiku**
What the heck was that?
**[09:02] Kibushi**
Huh?
**[09:03] Hinagiku**
She never usually takes any notice of me.
**[09:08] Benisumomo**
*What's got you so down, anyway?*
**[09:11] Benisumomo**
*I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku.*
**[09:18] Kibushi**
Hinagiku?
**[09:24] Hinagiku**
Maybe she was...
**[09:37] Benisumomo**
*I took that way too far.*
**[09:41] Benisumomo**
* I was just going to play around once*
* or twice, then cheer her up right.*
**[09:45] Benisumomo**
* But it was too much fun seeing*
* flippant Hinagiku so off her game.*
**[09:57] Benisumomo**
*I could go back and...*
**[10:05] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku...
**[10:08] Hinagiku**
Benisumomo.
**[10:14] Hinagiku**
I had no idea you were so afraid of me!
**[10:20] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[10:24] Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[10:25] Hinagiku**
I already knew you thought of me as a rival,
**[10:30] Hinagiku**
but I never thought you'd seize the chance
to come crush me when I was down!
**[10:34] Hinagiku**
But now that I realize that,
I simply can't let you beat me.
**[10:35] Kibushi**
Mhm! Mhm! Mhm!
**[10:39] Hinagiku**
Because in the end,
I'm your much-feared rival!
**[10:46] Kibushi**
That's more like it!
That's the Hinagiku I know!
**[10:50] Hinagiku**
And naturally, I won't lose to
you when it comes to cuteness!
**[10:53] Kibushi**
Right, right! Hinagiku is the cutest!
**[10:58] Benisumomo**
Well, well.
**[11:00] Benisumomo**
Good ol' Hinagiku, positive as ever.
**[11:05] Hinagiku/Kibushi**
Oh.
**[11:11] Oniyuri**
I went and caught them...
**[11:15] Kibushi**
Stop that!
**[11:18] Oniyuri**
What in the world's going on here?
**[11:18] Benisumomo**
There you go again!
**[11:18] Kibushi**
She only just got back on her feet!
**[11:21] Kibushi**
Stop doing that, I tell you!
***SIGN*** Picture of a Man
**[11:30] Konoha**
Ahh, Sazanka and Asagao?
**[11:33] Konoha**
I'm having them tidy up and
clean the east document storage.
**[11:38] Konoha**
It's punishment for the foolish
thing they did in class.
**[11:40] Tsubaki**
Wh-What kind of foolish thing?
**[11:44] Konoha**
I don't even want to say it.
**[11:50] Tsubaki**
I wondered what was keeping those two.
**[11:53] Rindou**
What could they have done?
**[11:55] Tsubaki**
Anyway, let's help out
and get it over with quickly.
**[11:59] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[12:07] Tsubaki**
*I'm alone with Rindou.*
**[12:09] Tsubaki**
*Maybe this is my chance!*
**[12:14] Tsubaki**
Uh, Rindou?
**[12:16] Tsubaki**
Would you mind telling me about men?
**[12:20] Rindou**
About men?
**[12:21] Tsubaki**
Right, right!
**[12:22] Tsubaki**
Please teach me something about them!
**[12:25] Tsubaki**
Let's continue from the other day!
**[12:27] Rindou**
Let's see. I've already told
you practically everything.
**[12:32] Rindou**
I'm not sure if there's anything else.
**[12:34] Tsubaki**
Oh! Th-Then...
Hey, how about a picture of a man?!
**[12:38] Rindou**
A picture?
**[12:39] Rindou**
Good idea! Drawing is my thing!
**[12:43] Rindou**
I'm on it!
**[12:44] Tsubaki**
R-Really?!
**[12:49] Tsubaki**
*Finally, I'll get to see my heart's desire!*
**[12:52] Tsubaki**
*What a man looks like!*
**[12:56] Rindou**
I'm done!
**[13:02] Tsubaki**
*"Gulp..."*
**[13:07] Rindou**
Here.
**[13:19] Tsubaki**
Wh-What... is this?
**[13:23] Rindou**
A man.
**[13:25] Rindou**
I'm proud of it, too.
**[13:32] Tsubaki**
Th-Thank you very much...
**[13:36] Rindou**
You're welcome.
**[13:41] Asagao**
Oh! Rindou and Tsubaki-chan!
***SIGN*** Nice and Tidy
**[13:44] Sazanka**
Have you come to help us?!
**[13:46] Tsubaki**
What did you manage to do this time?
**[13:49] Asagao**
Well...
**[13:51] Asagao**
You know, it's a long story.
**[13:54] Tsubaki**
Wait, I'd just as soon not know.
**[13:56] Tsubaki**
Now, let's hurry and straighten this up.
**[13:59] Asagao**
Aww, I wanna tell you!
**[14:07] Tsubaki**
* I'd never have guessed*
* Rindou's such a bad artist.*
**[14:13] Tsubaki**
*Bad?*
**[14:15] Tsubaki**
*No, I have no way of knowing that.*
**[14:18] Tsubaki**
*I've never seen a man.*
**[14:21] Tsubaki**
*What if... that... really was one?!*
**[14:29] Tsubaki**
*No, no, no! It can't be! Never!*
**[14:31] Tsubaki**
*There's no chance that could—*
**[14:34] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?!
**[14:35] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[14:36] Rindou**
Are you okay?
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes. I think.
**[14:42] Tsubaki**
Ow...
**[14:50] Hana**
What? You're having them
clean up document storage?
**[14:54] Konoha**
Yes.
**[14:55] Konoha**
Well, there's nothing in
there they shouldn't see.
**[14:58] Hana**
That's true.
**[14:59] Konoha**
It was in need of cleaning soon,
so the timing seemed ideal.
**[15:10] Konoha**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Man
**[15:13] Sazanka**
You don't suppose...
**[15:15] Asagao**
There's a drawing of a man in here?!
**[15:20] Sazanka**
Let's look at it, Nee-sama!
**[15:22] Asagao**
Let's find out for sure!
**[15:24] Tsubaki**
Of course we can't do that!
**[15:26] Tsubaki**
I'm going to go hand this over to Sensei!
**[15:29] Sazanka**
A peek won't hurt.
**[15:31] Tsubaki**
No way!
**[15:33] Sazanka**
Or so you say, but don't
you want to see it, too?
**[15:37] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[15:39] Sazanka**
You're a little too much of a model student.
**[15:42] Asagao**
That's right!
**[15:43] Sazanka**
For instance, if your hand
slips, and you see inside,
**[15:48] Sazanka**
that's what you'd call an accident.
**[15:51] Asagao**
Accidents can't be helped!
***SIGN*** Man
**[16:03] Tsubaki**
Forget it! I'm going
straight to Sensei, and—
**[16:06] Asagao**
Shoomp!
**[16:07] Sazanka**
We won't let you go!
**[16:10] Tsubaki**
Do you think the two of you can stop me?
**[16:14] Asagao**
We can!
**[16:15] Sazanka**
We have a new Jutsu that
got us in trouble today.
**[16:18] Asagao**
You know, I don't think even
*you* can beat it, Tsubaki-chan.
**[16:19] Tsubaki**
* That's the "foolish thing"*
* Konoha-sensei mentioned.*
**[16:23] Sazanka**
Okay, here goes!
**[16:24] Tsubaki**
I don't think you can do it.
**[16:28] Sazanka**
When did this happen?!
**[16:30] Tsubaki**
So, I'll be back.
**[16:31] Sazanka**
Please, at least, let us do the Jutsu!
**[16:34] Asagao**
We were saving it for last!
**[16:34] Rindou**
Take care.
**[16:37] Tsubaki**
*I swear.*
**[16:39] Tsubaki**
* Those two only work together*
* when they're up to no good.*
**[16:54] Tsubaki**
*M-Maybe I'll look anyway.*
**[16:57] Tsubaki**
*No, no! Don't do that!*
**[16:59] Tsubaki**
* I must have a firm sense of*
* responsibility, as team leader!*
**[17:05] Tsubaki**
*Inside here, there's a man!*
**[17:08] (Flashback) Sazanka**
For instance, if your hand
slips, and you see inside,
**[17:12] (Flashback) Sazanka**
that's what you'd call an accident.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Asagao**
Accidents can't be helped!
**[17:20] Tsubaki**
*If my hand slips, it's an accident.*
**[17:25] Tsubaki**
*An accident!*
**[17:28] Tsubaki**
*That's just no good!*
**[17:30] Tsubaki**
* I can't forbid them*
* and then go look for myself!*
**[17:35] Tsubaki**
*Because I saw that picture Rindou drew,*
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
* my urge to make sure nearly*
* got the better of me.*
**[17:41] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[17:56] Hana**
You found it, and were bringing it to me?
**[18:01] Hana**
Tsubaki?
**[18:03] Hana**
Hey.
**[18:04] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[18:06] Hana**
You did well. See you later.
**[18:11] Tsubaki**
Th-That was...
**[18:18] Konoha**
Welcome back.
**[18:22] Konoha**
You took off suddenly.
**[18:24] Konoha**
Was there something in storage
you didn't want seen?
**[18:27] Hana**
It's nothing. Just something from the past.
**[18:29] Konoha**
Would you bother to go get
something that's nothing?
**[18:35] Konoha**
Is it embarrassing, perhaps?
**[18:39] Hana**
Embarrassing, huh?
**[19:26] Hana**
Sure, I'd say it's embarrassing.
**[19:28] Konoha**
Show it to me.
**[19:29] Hana**
No.
**[19:30] Konoha**
Oh, where's the harm?
**[19:34] Sazanka**
Welcome back, Nee-sama!
**[19:37] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, that was quick!
**[19:39] Rindou**
We're done here, for the most part.
**[19:41] Tsubaki**
Sorry to leave you with it.
**[19:44] Asagao**
Hey, did you really give back that scroll?
**[19:47] Tsubaki**
Yes, I gave it straight to Hana-sensei.
**[19:50] Asagao**
But it was such a discovery!
**[19:54] Sazanka**
So, did you see inside it?
**[19:57] Asagao**
Huh? You saw it?
**[19:58] Sazanka**
What did he look like?
**[20:04] Tsubaki**
I-I didn't see it.
**[20:06] Asagao**
Really?
**[20:07] Tsubaki**
I-I really didn't see it!
**[20:10] Asagao**
Oh, well, poo. You're so upstanding.
**[20:14] Tsubaki**
Come on, you two. Let's hurry
and finish up the cleaning.
**[20:19] Rindou**
All that's left is to sweep the floor.
**[20:21] Asagao**
Then I'll handle the dustpan!
You gather it up, Sazanka.
**[20:25] Sazanka**
Sure, sure.
**[20:26] Sazanka**
But, Asagao, later we do
some serious training.
**[20:28] Asagao**
Nice! Secret serious training!
**[20:31] Tsubaki**
* The contents of the scroll were*
* the same as Rindou's drawing.*
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
*Is that what men look like, after all?*
**[20:39] Tsubaki**
*No, that can't be!*
**[20:42] Tsubaki**
It could never be!
**[20:44] Sazanka**
What could never be, Nee-sama?
**[20:47] Tsubaki**
N-Never you mind!
**[20:50] Tsubaki**
Now, let's get to cleaning!
**[20:51] Tsubaki**
Clean, clean!
**[20:52] Sazanka**
All right!
***SIGN*** Akane Class
**[22:26] Hana**
And so, Konoha and I will be
away for two to three days.
**[22:32] Konoha**
Tsubaki, look after the
village during that time.
**[22:34] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am. Leave it to me.
**[22:36] Konoha**
Well, nothing big has ever happened,
**[22:40] Konoha**
and I doubt anything will then.
**[22:42] Hana**
Yes, everyone should just
do what they normally...
**[22:46] Hana**
do?!
**[22:49] Konoha**
Please don't get up.
**[22:51] Konoha**
Well, we're just going so that
Hana-sensei can see a doctor.
**[22:54] Konoha**
We'll come home as soon as that's done.
**[22:57] Hana**
Don't let the other students
know I'm having back problems.
**[23:02] Tsubaki**
R-Right, ma'am.
**[23:03] Konoha**
*They've all known for some time, though.*
**[23:08] Hana**
So. We're counting on you, Tsubaki.
**[23:10] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[23:11] Tsubaki**
Kunoichi Tsubaki of Akane Class
**[23:14] Tsubaki**
will take responsibility for the
village's safety while you're away!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Showdown!
Akane Class vs.
the Man!?
-Tsubaki
# E13 - Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1E7X/showdown-akane-class-vs-the-man)
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**[00:08] Tsubaki**
*What I saw on Hana-sensei's scroll...*
**[00:11] Tsubaki**
*It was the same as Rindou's drawing.*
**[00:14] Tsubaki**
*Is that really what men look like?*
**[00:18] Tsubaki**
* It's just so different*
* from what I was expecting!*
**[00:21] Tsubaki**
*For now, I'd better focus on training,*
**[00:24] Tsubaki**
*and think about it as little as possible.*
**[00:31] Tsubaki**
* While Sensei is away, I'm the one*
* in charge of our class' village.*
**[00:37] Tsubaki**
*I've got to keep it together!*
***SIGN*** Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
**[02:12] Tsubaki**
Hey!
**[02:15] Tsubaki**
Everybody quiet down!
***SIGN*** Self-study
**[02:18] Tsubaki**
Let's study like we're supposed to!
**[02:20] Suzushiro**
Aw, come on.
Don't be so stuck on the rules.
**[02:22] Kibushi**
She's right. Both Hana-sensei
and Konoha-sensei are away.
**[02:27] Hinagiku**
They'll never find out we were slacking.
**[02:29] Tsubaki**
None of that!
**[02:30] Tsubaki**
Sensei left me in charge of everyone!
**[02:34] Tsuwabuki**
Tsubaki is so serious.
**[02:37] Hinagiku**
Then how about some special training?
**[02:39] Tsubaki**
Special training?
**[02:41] Hinagiku**
Special Attractiveness Jutsu training.
**[02:43] Benisumomo**
You never learn.
**[02:46] Benisumomo**
But I'd be willing to, in that case.
**[02:48] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[02:49] Benisumomo**
Tsubaki, show us how it's done.
**[02:52] Tsubaki**
N-None of that, either!
**[02:54] Tsubaki**
Let's just review past lessons
or prepare for upcoming ones!
**[02:58] Hinagiku**
Aww.
**[02:59] Hinagiku**
But won't we need Attractiveness Jutsu
when it comes time to defeat a man?
**[03:03] Tsubaki**
Defeat a man...
**[03:05] Benisumomo**
Hey, more importantly.
**[03:07] Benisumomo**
Should you be ignoring that?
**[03:10] Itadori**
Too slow!
**[03:11] Ume**
Wait up!
**[03:14] Tsubaki**
Stop it!
**[03:16] Tsubaki**
Get back here!
**[03:17] Benisumomo**
It's not easy being Tsubaki.
**[03:18] Itadori**
Run for it!
**[03:19] Ume**
Run! Run!
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
I thought I told you to study!
**[03:27] Sazanka**
We won't lose!
**[03:29] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Throw! Throw! Throw!
**[03:31] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Throw! Throw! Throw!
**[03:34] Touwata**
Mind over matter! Willpower! Willpower!
**[03:38] Higuruma**
I bet a man's face looks like this!
**[03:42] Hagi**
If you smoosh your face too much, you'll die.
**[03:45] Hasu**
Don't you think it's like this?
**[03:48] Hagi**
This worldview is too novel,
and it's liable to win me over!
**[03:51] Hagi**
Once that happens, I'll wind up dead!
**[04:00] Higuruma**
You spilled the water!
**[04:02] Hasu**
You're gonna be in trouble.
**[04:03] Higuruma (or someone)**
You're gonna be in trouble!
**[04:11] Rindou**
Today sure was rough.
**[04:13] Tsubaki**
It was. I am *so* tired.
**[04:16] Rindou**
I didn't know it would be
so rough with Sensei away.
**[04:19] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[04:22] Sazanka**
Let's sleep together.
**[04:24] Asagao**
I can't eat another bite.
**[04:27] Tsubaki**
It's not exactly rough for them.
**[04:32] Tsubaki**
I worry about what's coming.
**[04:41] Rindou**
What's all that?!
**[04:44] Mokuren**
Tsubaki! There must be something outside!
**[04:47] Tsubaki**
I'll go take a look!
**[04:50] Tsubaki**
Rindou, Mokuren.
Tell everyone else to stay inside!
**[05:12] Tsubaki**
What's that?
**[05:26] Mokuren**
The village!
**[05:28] Hototogisu**
How could this happen?
**[05:30] Mukuge**
It's terrible!
**[05:31] Kagetsu**
Who would do such a thing?!
**[05:36] Asagao**
Look at this!
**[05:37] Asagao**
My potatoes!
**[05:39] Asagao**
I worked so hard to grow them!
**[05:42] Rindou**
There, there.
**[05:43] Tachiaoi**
The vandal might still be nearby.
**[05:45] Tsuwabuki**
Let's all go teach 'em a lesson!
**[05:47] Shion**
Couldn't we win with this many of us?
**[05:49] Housenka**
Let's get going, then!
**[05:51] Tsubaki**
Hold on a minute.
**[05:53] Tsubaki**
It might be dangerous to pursue right away.
**[05:56] Hinagiku**
Why?
**[05:57] Tsubaki**
Take a look at that.
**[05:59] Kibushi**
Whoa, big footprint!
**[06:01] Mizubashou**
Which means a big body?
**[06:03] Oniyuri**
Looks like we'd best make preparations first.
**[06:07] Suzushiro**
But from the look of things, they were alone.
**[06:08] Higiri**
Who the heck was it?
**[06:11] Tsubaki**
It might have been... a man.
**[06:17] Hinagiku**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[06:19] Mokuren**
Did you see him, Tsubaki?!
**[06:21] Tsubaki**
No, but it was dark,
so I might have been seeing things.
**[06:25] Rindou**
Or maybe you weren't.
**[06:29] Asagao**
Rindou?
**[06:31] Rindou**
At the village where I used to live,
**[06:35] Rindou**
I heard about bandits.
**[06:37] everyone (but Rindou)**
Bandits?
**[06:38] Rindou**
Yeah. That there are savage men who
typically lurk in the mountains,
**[06:44] Rindou**
and attack people to steal their valuables.
**[06:46] Housenka**
What gives?!
**[06:47] Fuki**
One of them ransacked the village?
**[06:49] Ajisai**
Talk about barbaric!
**[06:50] Shion**
But nothing was stolen.
**[06:53] Shion**
Just stuff destroyed here and there.
**[06:54] Tsuwabuki**
Maybe yesterday, he was just scouting.
**[06:58] Tachiaoi**
Meaning, he might come back again tonight?
**[07:02] Hagi**
If something like that
comes back again, I'll die.
**[07:04] Uikyou**
How distressing.
**[07:06] Kikyou**
How scary.
**[07:07] Mokuren**
What do we do?
**[07:13] Hinagiku**
What do we have to be afraid of?
**[07:15] Kibushi**
Hinagiku?
**[07:17] Hinagiku**
If that's how it is, let's fight back!
**[07:20] Benisumomo**
Kick the man's butt, you mean?
**[07:23] Hinagiku**
Of course.
**[07:24] Kibushi**
Well said, Hinagiku!
**[07:26] Higiri**
She's right. We can't just let it slide
after he messed up the village!
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
*A barbaric man, here at the village...*
**[07:35] Tsubaki**
*And while Sensei's away, of all times!*
**[07:38] Tsubaki**
Let's all protect this village!
**[07:41] everyone**
Yeah!
**[07:42] someone**
Okay!
**[07:42] someone**
We'll get him!
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
But don't do anything unreasonable.
**[07:44] ---**
Let's prioritize strengthening our defenses.
**[07:47] Sazanka**
Okay, Nee-sama!
**[07:48] Asagao**
We'll get it done!
**[07:49] Hinagiku**
Okay, let's work up a plan.
**[07:52] Tachiaoi**
How about we designate posts,
and patrol in shifts?
**[07:55] Shion**
It might get tricky once he's in the village.
**[07:58] Shion**
Let's expand our scope
into the nearby forest.
**[08:00] Hototogisu**
Count on us to stand guard over there.
**[08:03] Mizubashou**
We're going to need lots of traps.
**[08:18] Tsubaki**
It's my shift for the watch.
**[08:21] Benisumomo**
That time already?
**[08:22] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[08:24] Tsubaki**
I just hope tonight remains this quiet.
**[08:28] Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[08:30] Benisumomo**
Why don't you and I go get rid of the man?
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:36] Benisumomo**
We even roped in girls who
wouldn't do well in a fight.
**[08:38] Benisumomo**
Won't they simply get in the way?
**[08:40] Benisumomo**
So let's just you and me track this guy down.
**[08:44] Tsubaki**
I can't do that.
**[08:46] Benisumomo**
Wait, why not?!
**[08:47] Tsubaki**
It's dangerous to attack first
when it's unclear what his goal is.
**[08:52] Benisumomo**
But, you and I could...!
**[08:56] Tsubaki**
We don't even know where he's
lurking, or from where he'll attack.
**[09:01] Tsubaki**
We can't afford to be away from the village.
**[09:03] Tsubaki**
Right now, we should tighten our defenses.
**[09:06] Benisumomo**
Ah, okay.
**[09:08] Benisumomo**
Do what you want, then.
**[09:10] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo?
**[09:13] Mokuren**
Tsubaki! I brought a midnight snack!
**[09:21] Mokuren**
What's wrong?
**[09:23] Mokuren**
So, that's what happened.
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[09:28] Mokuren**
That's Benisumomo for you, though.
**[09:31] Mokuren**
Hey, Tsubaki, do you remember what
happened when we were little?
**[09:38] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Mokuren!
**[09:39] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
A-Are you okay?!
**[09:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Hinagiku, guard Mokuren!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Y-Yeah!
**[09:48] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Don't come here! Go somewhere else!
**[09:53] Mokuren**
Benisumomo stood up for us.
**[09:55] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[09:58] Mokuren**
I'm sure she will this time, too.
**[10:01] Mokuren**
She didn't want other
girls exposed to danger.
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo has always been that way.
**[10:15] Tsubaki**
Uh, what is it?
**[10:17] Mokuren**
Oh, nothing.
**[10:19] Tsubaki**
R-Really?
**[10:25] Tsuwabuki**
He's here! Over by the storehouses!
**[10:28] Tsubaki**
Let's go!
**[10:29] Mokuren**
Okay!
**[10:35] Higiri**
Here he comes!
**[10:36] Hasu**
But we set so many traps.
**[10:38] Suzushiro**
Guess he got past all of them!
**[10:40] Suzushiro**
This is as far as you go!
**[10:43] Hasu**
Higiri, headed your way!
**[10:44] Higiri**
Whirlwind Jutsu!
**[10:51] Suzushiro**
How does he move like that?!
**[10:54] Suzuran**
No, you don't!
**[10:56] Shion**
Gotcha!
**[11:01] Shion**
I wish to fight you, man.
**[11:04] Shion**
Here I come!
**[11:08] Shion**
Fire Style!
**[11:12] Ajisai**
Hey, hey!
**[11:13] Ajisai**
Over here, man!
**[11:15] Ajisai**
Huh?!
**[11:17] Shion/Suzuran**
Ajisai!
**[11:22] Suzuran**
Ajisai, are you okay?!
**[11:24] Ajisai**
He slimed me!
**[11:26] Shion**
*That* was a man?
**[11:28] Itadori**
Here goes!
**[11:29] trio**
Transform!
**[11:41] Tachiaoi**
Rindou! Attack from both sides!
**[11:43] Rindou**
Okay, you got it!
**[11:45] Rindou**
Okay, here goes!
**[11:48] Tachiaoi**
Rindou?!
**[11:50] Rindou**
What is this?!
**[11:51] Mizubashou**
Sorry. Are you okay?
**[11:54] Mizubashou**
I rarely get a chance like
this, so I went overboard.
**[11:58] Rindou**
Mizubashou!
**[12:02] Hagi**
If he catches us, we'll die!
**[12:05] Hototogisu**
Here he comes!
**[12:06] Hototogisu**
K-Kagetsu, you go first!
**[12:08] Kagetsu**
I-I can't! You go, Mukuge!
**[12:11] Mukuge**
No way! Hototogisu, you—
**[12:13] Hinagiku**
You three!
**[12:16] Hinagiku**
Move aside.
**[12:17] Hinagiku**
I can take on a man, no problem at all.
**[12:21] Kibushi**
You're the cutest in the world, Hinagiku!
**[12:24] Oniyuri**
Mhm.
**[12:25] Hinagiku**
Naturally.
**[12:26] quintet**
Hinagiku!
**[12:28] Hinagiku**
Let's go!
**[12:29] Hinagiku**
Take this!
**[12:31] Kibushi/Hinagiku/Oniyuri**
Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[12:38] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[12:39] Hinagiku**
What is this?! It's all sticky!
And it sort of stinks!
**[12:43] Kibushi**
You're cute even if you stink, Hinagiku.
**[12:46] Hinagiku**
Attractiveness Jutsu doesn't
work on men at all!
**[12:51] Sazanka**
That's far enough!
**[12:55] Asagao**
We got ahead of him!
**[12:57] Sazanka**
Asagao. The time has finally
come to unveil *that*!
**[13:02] Asagao**
Yeah! What made even Konoha-sensei tremble!
**[13:05] Sazanka**
Our final secret technique!
**[13:08] Sazanka**
Here goes!
**[13:09] Asagao**
You got it!
**[13:12] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:16] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:18] Asagao**
Vween!
**[13:20] Sazanka**
Vween!
**[13:23] Sazanka/Asagao**
Boom!
**[13:25] Sazanka**
Asagao's physical ability,
and my command ability...
**[13:28] Sazanka**
If we combine those and cover
each other's weak points,
**[13:32] Sazanka**
we're invincible!
**[13:34] Asagao**
And when we combine,
the effects are multiplied!
**[13:38] Asagao/Sazanka**
Here we go!
**[13:43] Asagao/Sazanka**
Just you wait!
**[13:47] Asagao**
Stop flailing!
**[13:52] Sazanka**
Hey! Where were you looking?!
**[13:54] Asagao**
It's your fault, Sazanka!
**[14:12] Tsubaki**
I won't let you... go any farther!
**[14:35] Benisumomo**
I'll help.
**[14:37] Benisumomo**
You're protecting the village, right?
**[14:40] Tsubaki**
Please do!
**[14:48] Tsubaki**
Let's go, Benisumomo!
**[14:48] Benisumomo**
Let's go, Tsubaki!
**[14:58] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[15:04] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan's still fighting.
**[15:08] Sazanka**
You can do it, Nee-sama!
**[15:14] Benisumomo**
Tsubaki!
**[15:15] Tsubaki**
You're going nowhere!
**[15:40] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[15:47] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[15:53] Tsubaki**
A monkey?
**[15:55] Benisumomo**
An octopus?
**[16:02] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Not a man?
**[16:06] someone**
Go! Go!
**[16:08] someone**
Asagao!
**[16:10] Suzushiro**
We're right in the middle
of our eating contest!
***SIGN*** Eating Contest
**[16:13] Suzushiro**
Dokudami, champion for three years
running, has roared into the lead!
**[16:17] Suzushiro**
And Asagao is right behind her!
**[16:19] Suzushiro**
Tachiaoi seems to be having trouble!
**[16:21] Suzushiro**
And Itadori is gaining, little by little!
**[16:25] Rindou**
Go for it, Asagao!
**[16:31] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[16:33] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[16:34] Hana**
You did well the other day.
**[16:36] Hana**
I hear you brought everyone together.
**[16:39] Hana**
It's good that you aided the
village in its time of crisis.
**[16:41] Tsubaki**
No... Rather, I guessed wrong that it was
a man, and blew things out of proportion.
**[16:47] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry.
**[16:51] Hana**
At least, it got no worse than that.
**[16:53] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[16:56] Hana**
It's true that some men
are brutal and dangerous.
**[17:01] Hana**
But...
**[17:03] Hana**
Remember that not all of them are bad.
**[17:10] Hana**
I think I told you once before.
**[17:13] ---**
Falling in love with a member of the
opposite sex is a natural thing.
**[17:21] Hana**
Maybe the day will come
when you love someone, too.
**[17:29] Tsubaki**
Me, too?
**[17:35] Hana**
That is all. You may go.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am, if you'll excu—
**[17:40] Hana**
Oh, right.
**[17:42] Hana**
One more thing.
**[17:43] Hana**
I think you realize this,
**[17:45] ---**
but be sure not to tell anyone about that
scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
**[17:50] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[17:53] man??**
Scroll?
**[17:57] man??**
What's that all about?
**[18:01] Hana**
Nothing.
**[18:03] Hana**
I never could sense your presence.
**[18:06] Itadori**
No more...
**[18:09] Fuki**
Hey!
**[18:10] Ume**
You okay?!
**[18:11] Fuki**
Be strong! I did tell you not to overdo it.
**[18:12] Ume**
Itadori!
**[18:13] Dokudami**
Another helping!
**[18:15] Suzushiro**
Oh, my! Dokudami eats her eleventh!
**[18:18] Suzushiro**
That puts her in the lead
over second-place Asagao!
**[18:21] Hana**
Thanks for covering while I was away.
**[18:23] man**
Hey, no problem. Your students
did all the work for me, anyway.
**[18:26] Sazanka**
What're you doing, Asagao?!
**[18:29] Sazanka**
You don't lose to anyone,
when it comes to eating!
**[18:29] Hana**
I see.
**[18:30] man**
What do you think of the
Akane Class kunoichi?
**[18:31] Sazanka**
Do this right!
**[18:33] Hana**
They're all doing their best.
**[18:35] man**
Especially that one who was just here?
**[18:38] Hana**
Yes.
**[18:39] Hana**
I'm thinking of someday leaving
Akane Class in Tsubaki's hands.
**[18:45] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[18:47] Asagao**
I won, Tsubaki-chan!
**[18:49] Rindou**
Asagao was amazing!
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
I knew you could do it.
**[18:54] Rindou**
Go on, Sazanka. Show it to her.
**[18:57] Asagao**
I gave her the hair ribbon I got for winning!
**[19:01] Tsubaki**
It looks good on you.
**[19:04] Sazanka**
Thank you!
**[19:06] Asagao**
Thanks for cheering for me, Sazanka.
**[19:10] Sazanka**
If you can't win here,
you really are just an overeater.
**[19:13] Asagao**
There you go again!
**[19:16] Sazanka**
As a fellow member of Team Dog,
I can't have you looking pathetic!
**[19:20] Rindou**
But how do you *really* feel?
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
Men aren't so bad, huh?
**[19:32] Tsubaki**
Will the day come for me, too?
**[19:37] Tsubaki**
When I meet an actual man?
**[19:40] Tsubaki**
And, when I fall in love?
**[19:43] (Flashback) Hana**
I think you realize this,
**[19:46] (Flashback) Hana**
but be sure not to tell anyone about that
scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
**[19:54] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[19:55] Tsubaki**
"Scrawled-over"?
**[19:59] Rindou**
Oh, Tsubaki.
**[20:01] Rindou**
They're both already asleep.
**[20:03] Tsubaki**
Okay.
**[20:06] Rindou**
Look, I'd say Sazanka took
quite a liking to it.
**[20:14] Tsubaki**
It's time I too got some—
**[20:17] Tsubaki**
Rindou, that...
**[20:20] Rindou**
Oh, this?
**[20:22] Rindou**
Sazanka and Asagao.
Because they're so cute when they sleep.
**[20:27] Tsubaki**
Sazanka and Asagao?
**[20:31] Rindou**
See, don't you think Sazanka's
hair ribbon here came out well?
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
Hair ribbon?
**[20:37] Rindou**
Oh, yes. I drew you, too, Tsubaki.
**[20:39] Rindou**
Take a look.
**[20:44] Rindou**
Tsubaki?
**[20:45] Tsubaki**
So that's it.
**[20:47] Rindou**
Huh?
**[20:48] Tsubaki**
So *that's* it!
**[20:54] Tsubaki**
Time to get up! Let's go to breakfast!
**[20:57] Asagao**
Breakfast!
**[20:59] Sazanka**
Good morning, Nee-sama!
**[21:01] Rindou**
Morning.
**[21:03] Tsubaki**
Time for another day full of training!
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[21:19] Tsubaki**
*Men are horrible. Things to be feared.*
**[21:24] Tsubaki**
*But, why is it?*
**[21:27] Tsubaki**
*Why is my heart beating so fast?*
**[21:31] Tsubaki**
* I feel sort of happy, a little*
* embarrassed, and excited.*
**[21:36] Tsubaki**
* I want to put this feeling*
* away for safe keeping.*
**[21:47] Tsubaki**
*Until someday, when I find love.*
**[21:51] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[21:53] Rindou**
Did something good happen, by chance?
**[21:55] Asagao**
What, what?
**[21:56] Sazanka**
Is it true, Nee-sama?
**[22:04] Tsubaki**
It's a secret.
***SIGN*** The End
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
The end!