Season 1 E1 - Men Are Dangerous Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Tsubaki     Men are horrible. Things to be feared. [00:12] Tsubaki     But, why is it? [00:31] Tsubaki     Why is my heart beating so fast?! SIGN    Dog SIGN    A     k     a     n     e          C     l     a     s     s [00:40] Tsubaki     I'm sorry, Sensei! SIGN    Men Are Dangerous [00:43] someone     What's up? SIGN    Team     Dog [00:45] Ume     What's going on? [00:47] Ume     Did something happen? [00:48] Housenka     It's Sazanka and Asagao. [00:50] Housenka     Word is, they're missing. [00:52] Ume     Again? [00:53] Tsubaki     I suspect they went outside. [00:56] Ume     Is it a desertion? [00:57] Housenka     Goofing off, more like. [00:59] Hana     As the leader of Akane Class's Team Dog, SIGN    Asagao Sazanka Tsubaki [01:03] Hana     how will you take     responsibility for this situation? [01:05] Tsubaki     I'll bring them back at once! [01:08] Hana     Wonderful... [01:10] Hana     And tonight, of all times... [01:12] Hinagiku     Sensei, is something happening tonight? [01:18] Hana     Aoi Class has a nighttime lesson. [01:20] student     No way! [01:21] student     Aoi Class? [01:21] student     That means they're nearby? [01:23] Kibushi     Aoi Class, she said! [01:25] Hinagiku     You mean the filthy men on the     other side of the mountains? [01:29] Ajisai     I hear men are incredibly stupid! [01:31] ---     Seems they have big bodies,     but small brains! [01:34] Higuruma     They're just like monkeys, right? [01:36] Housenka     From what I hear, they're kinda stinky! [01:40] Ume     That's so weird! [01:42] Itadori     Yuck, don't they ever take baths? SIGN    Team     Dog [01:45] Ajisai     Also, also, their crotch is     their weak spot. Frail fail! [01:52] Hana     Fools! [01:54] Hana     Don't take men lightly! [01:57] Hana     Don't I always tell you? [01:59] ---     They're strong, and highly barbarous! [02:02] Hana     Underestimate them at your peril! [02:08] Hana     Well, so long as you get it. [02:11] Hana     Can two or three of you go with her? [02:14] Tsubaki     Sensei. [02:16] Tsubaki     Is it all right if I go alone? [02:18] Tsubaki     I'd... feel bad about inconveniencing     girls from other teams. [02:25] Hana     I guess you can manage on your own. [02:28] Hana     They're all scared of men, anyway. [02:31] Tsubaki     It might be that they're scared of you. [02:38] Hana     I leave it to you, then. [02:40] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [02:41] Tsubaki     I, Akane Class kunoichi Tsubaki, will be     sure to return with Sazanka and Asagao! [02:47] Hana     Mhm. [02:52] Hana     Be sure not to let those two near any men. [02:56] Hana     You hear? [02:56] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [02:58] Tsubaki     I shall return! [03:07] Hana     I just hope nothing happens. [03:12] Tsubaki     Men are up in the mountains. [03:22] Tsubaki     M-Men are... [03:24] Tsubaki     Stop that! [03:27] Tsubaki     Sazanka, Asagao... [03:34] Asagao     Hey, Sazanka. [03:36] Asagao     Let's just go home! [03:38] Sazanka     What are you talking about, Asagao? [03:40] Sazanka     We're going to show Nee-sama     what we can do. Look alive! [03:43] Asagao     I can't. I'm too tired. And I'm hungry. [03:52] Sazanka     You know, sleepiness and     hunger are your downfall. [03:56] Asagao     Can't take any more... [03:58] Sazanka     Have it your way.     Let's find some mushrooms. [04:04] Sazanka     Asagao?! [04:05] Sazanka     What're you doing? Pull yourself together. [04:09] Sazanka     Hey, this is no time for... [04:13] Sazanka     Asagao? [04:17] Sazanka     Hey, are you o— [04:21] Sazanka     L-Looks like that woke you up. [04:26] Asagao     Hey, what are we doing again? [04:29] Sazanka     Huh? Did you hit your head? [04:32] ---     We're searching for men. [04:36] Sazanka     Now do you remember? [04:39] Asagao     Huh. And so, you slipped out     in the middle of the night. [04:44] Tsubaki     You're a bad girl, Sazanka. [04:48] Sazanka     N-N- [04:51] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [04:52] Tsubaki     I'm here to catch you, Sazanka. [04:54] Sazanka     Oh... [04:55] Sazanka     This is such a habit, I just... [04:58] Tsubaki     You are too much. [05:01] Tsubaki     So... [05:03] Tsubaki     How is it you know there are     men up in the mountains? [05:06] Sazanka     I heard the teachers talking. [05:11] Tsubaki     Was that when you were off playing hooky? [05:13] Tsubaki     I swear... [05:15] Sazanka     It's not like that! [05:16] Sazanka     I was picking flowers to give to you. [05:20] Sazanka     That's when... I happened to overhear it. [05:25] Tsubaki     And so, what did you intend to do? [05:29] Tsubaki     Could it be, you were... [05:32] Sazanka     Yes, of course!     I was going to beat them up! [05:35] Sazanka     Men are the enemy of women! [05:38] ---     I'm not about to let this chance     slip away when they're so close! [05:44] Tsubaki     We're leaving. [05:45] Sazanka     Huh?! [05:46] Tsubaki     Sensei was livid. [05:49] Tsubaki     You even dragged Asagao into this.     You're such a bad girl, Sazanka. [05:55] Sazanka     I'm sorry, Nee-sama! [06:00] Sazanka     I thought I could get you to     praise me if I defeated the men. [06:05] Sazanka     That's why... [06:10] Tsubaki     I'm glad you're all right. [06:12] Tsubaki     Now, let's go home. [06:18] Tsubaki     Huh? [06:19] Tsubaki     Sazanka! Were those more crocodile tears?! [06:22] Sazanka     No need to worry, Nee-sama. [06:24] Sazanka     Those men will all fall before my might. [06:28] Sazanka     You can praise me later! [06:29] Tsubaki     Stop right there! [06:33] Tsubaki     Sazanka! [06:40] Tsubaki     Bad girl! [06:42] Asagao     Was that a good idea? [06:44] Asagao     Tricking Tsubaki-chan. [06:47] Asagao     She came to get us. [06:49] Sazanka     If we go home right now,     Sensei will just let us have it. [06:53] Sazanka     If we defeat the men,     I'm sure Nee-sama will praise us, too. [06:57] Asagao     I'm not so sure. [06:58] Tsubaki     Sazanka! Asagao! [06:59] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan?! [07:01] Sazanka     She caught up already?! [07:02] Tsubaki     You bad girls are coming     home if I have to drag you! [07:05] Asagao     See?! She's mad! [07:08] Sazanka     We'll give her the slip! [07:09] Asagao     I don't think it'll work! [07:29] Sazanka     Asagao! [07:50] Tsubaki     Let's go home. [07:52] Sazanka/Asagao     Yes, ma'am. [07:54] Tsubaki     There'll be punishment when we get back. [07:56] Asagao/Sazanka     Yes, ma'am. [07:57] Tsubaki     It'll probably mean going     without food tomorrow. [08:01] Asagao     That's too much! It'll kill me! [08:04] Asagao     I just got brought along, that's all! [08:07] Tsubaki     It's a shared responsibility. [08:09] Tsubaki     All three of us will be punished. [08:12] Sazanka     Even you? [08:18] Asagao     Food! [08:21] Tsubaki     Listen, you two. [08:23] ---     If you've learned your lesson,     start following the rules and— [08:34] Tsubaki     The sounds of kunai... [08:36] Sazanka     It must be the men, Nee-sama.     Let's go over there! [08:39] Tsubaki     Men are... [08:40] Sazanka     This is our chance to stand out! [08:42] Tsubaki     Men are... close by! [08:45] Sazanka     We can get out of being punished! [08:47] ---     You really want to beat up     the men, too, don't you?! [08:54] Tsubaki     I want to see for myself. [08:57] Sazanka     You want to "see"? [08:59] Tsubaki     Uh, no...! [09:00] Sazanka     I get it! You can't come out and say it     in your position, so you're being vague! [09:04] Tsubaki     Wrong! Please forget about it! [09:06] Sazanka     Huh?! [09:07] Tsubaki     Let's go home! [09:09] Tsubaki     I let slip what I really think... [09:12] Sazanka     Let's go check it out! [09:14] Tsubaki     No! [09:15] Tsubaki     Men are stupid, simple,     loud, dirty, and foolish. [09:21] Tsubaki     But we must never take them lightly. [09:23] Tsubaki     We mustn't go near them. [09:25] ---     That's what we've always been taught. [09:29] Tsubaki     So, why is it? [09:32] Tsubaki     Lately, a desire to learn about     men has been growing in my heart! [09:40] Tsubaki     My face feels hot, too. [09:42] ---     Is there something wrong with me? [09:45] Sazanka     How about this?! We'll just spy on them! [09:50] Tsubaki     Spy? [09:51] Sazanka     That's right! We'll just watch! [09:54] Tsubaki     T-True, it might prove useful     to confirm what they look like. [10:00] Sazanka     Yippee! [10:01] Tsubaki     What am I saying?! [10:03] Sazanka     Let's do this, Asagao. [10:04] Asagao     Do what? Aren't we just looking? [10:07] Sazanka     No, dummy! Nee-sama actually     wants us to beat them up. [10:11] Tsubaki     No, don't do this! Haven't I always     followed the straight and narrow?! [10:15] Sazanka     Let's go! [10:18] Tsubaki     We're just going to look. That's final. [10:21] Sazanka     But of course! [10:24] Tsubaki     Oh, God. Please forgive me. [10:28] Tsubaki     I'll just look.     And then I'll go straight home! [10:34] Tsubaki     Up ahead... [10:36] ---     there are men... [10:44] man?     Is someone there? [10:58] Sazanka     Hey, Nee-sama! Why did we run?! [11:03] Tsubaki     Scouting was a no-go, too! [11:05] Sazanka     Let's go back there and kick some butt! [11:07] Tsubaki     "Kick"?! Were you even listening to me?! [11:11] ---     Bad girl! [11:16] Tsubaki     Um, are you, by any chance... [11:21] ---     a man? [11:24] Tsubaki     Just a moment, please! [11:26] Tsubaki     Let me have a look! [11:34] Sazanka     Good morning, Nee-sama. [11:37] Tsubaki     It was a dream? [11:38] Sazanka     It's unusual for you to oversleep. [11:42] Tsubaki     Oversleep?! [11:43] Sazanka     It's not so late that you need to panic. [11:45] Tsubaki     Oversleeping is oversleeping. [11:48] Sazanka     Nee-sama? [11:50] Sazanka     Did last night's punishment     affect you that badly? [11:56] Tsubaki     No, I simply overslept. SIGN    Dining     Hall [12:00] Asagao     Gimme more! Make it a huge helping! SIGN    Asagao [12:04] Itadori     How much do you eat, anyway? [12:06] Asagao     Rice is yummy! [12:08] Tsubaki     Asagao. [12:10] Tsubaki     Good morning. [12:11] ---     You're eating a lot, as always. [12:13] Asagao     Morning, Tsubaki-chan. [12:15] Asagao     I was really hungry, thanks to Sazanka. [12:18] Sazanka     Huh? What're you talking about, dumb Asagao? [12:21] Sazanka     You always eat a ton. [12:23] Sazanka     You overeater. [12:24] Asagao     Nah, I don't overeat. [12:27] ---     Look at how much I've grown. [12:29] Asagao     If you don't eat more,     you won't get any taller. [12:33] Sazanka     Huh?! [12:33] Tsubaki     Cut that out. [12:34] Sazanka     What did you say?! [12:35] Asagao     It's the truth! [12:36] Sazanka     Hearing it from your stupid mouth irks me! [12:38] Asagao     The one who says "stupid" is the stupid one! [12:40] Ume/Itadori     Shut up! Take a seat first! [12:42] Tsubaki     Let's hurry and eat. SIGN    Tsubaki [12:47] Tsubaki     Thank you for the food. [12:48] Tachiaoi     Want to do afternoon team     activities together? [12:51] ---     I'm teaching my girls how to use kunai. [12:53] Shion     That sounds good. I'll join you. [12:56] Tsuwabuki     Your chopsticks stopped moving again.     Eat properly. [13:01] Tsubaki     This fish is delicious. [13:03] Sazanka     Yes, Nee-sama. [13:04] Tsubaki     Thank goodness, Asagao. [13:07] ---     We didn't have to go without breakfast. [13:09] Asagao     It's thanks to my fake crying! [13:11] Sazanka     What part of that was fake?     It was shameful. [13:16] Sazanka     "I want to eat!     Please forgive me, Sensei!" [13:19] Asagao     It wasn't like that! [13:21] Asagao     And wasn't it all your     fault in the first place?! [13:24] Sazanka     Would've worked if you     weren't slow in the head. [13:25] Tsubaki     Let's just eat in peace. [13:26] Asagao     For the record, "Huh?!" [13:27] Benisumomo     Hey, Tsubaki. [13:29] Tsubaki     Benisumomo. Good morning. [13:31] Benisumomo     You went looking for men     in the mountains yesterday? [13:34] ---     Fill me in on the details. [13:36] Ajisai     I want to hear them, too! [13:37] Higuruma     So do I! [13:38] Hinagiku     I'm curious, too! [13:40] Kibushi     Tell us! Tell us! [13:41] Benisumomo     So... [13:43] Benisumomo     Did you see them? [13:44] Tsubaki     Huh? Oh, no, it was dark. [13:47] ---     I only heard voices. [13:49] Higuruma     You didn't get a good look? [13:50] Benisumomo     Well, then. [13:51] Ajisai     Boring. [13:53] Tsubaki     Don't tell me you girls are... [13:55] Tsubaki     interested in men? [13:58] Benisumomo     They definitely stink. [14:00] Ajisai     I hear they don't take baths. [14:02] Benisumomo     Is that so? [14:03] Kibushi     I wonder how dumb they are. [14:05] Hinagiku     Could you hit them, and they wouldn't notice? [14:07] Kibushi     That dumb? [14:08] Ajisai     Also, also, they've got big bodies,     but a weak crotch. [14:12] Ajisai     I hear you can take 'em down in an instant! [14:13] Tsubaki     Maybe there is something wrong with me. [14:14] Benisumomo     What's with that? [14:15] Higuruma     Talk about weird. [14:19] Higuruma     Wait for me! [14:20] Tachiaoi     Hey! [14:21] Tachiaoi     We don't play with the laundry! SIGN    Men [14:24] Hana     For a ninja, there is a mental     rule of paramount importance. [14:29] Hana     Namely... [14:30] Tsubaki     "Men." [14:31] Hana     imperturbability. [14:32] Tsubaki     The way it's written gives an     impression of something firm, [14:32] Hana     At all times, you must endeavor to     be capable of making calm deci... [14:36] ---     and sort of thick and hard... [14:38] Hana     Tsubaki. [14:39] Tsubaki     Could actual men be that way? [14:41] Hana     Hey. [14:43] Mokuren     Tsubaki. [14:44] Hana     On your feet, Tsubaki! [14:45] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [14:49] Hana     It's rare for you not to be listening. [14:53] Tsubaki     S-Sorry, ma'am. [14:55] Hana     Team Dog already has two     problem children as it is. [14:59] Hana     You need to keep a level head. [15:01] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am... [15:03] Hana     Right. Be sure to focus your     strength in your abdomen. SIGN    Strength in one's abdomen SIGN    Strength in one's abdomen [15:07] Tsubaki     Strength in my abdo—"men"? [15:10] kanji     Men [15:10] kanji     Men [15:10] Tsubaki     "Men"! [15:12] Hana     Tsubaki. [15:13] Hana     What's wrong? You can sit down now. [15:16] Tsubaki     Y-Yes, ma'am. [15:20] Mokuren     On our last day off, you know? [15:22] Mokuren     I took a walk down to the pond, and you     know what I found there? A bird's nest. [15:27] Mokuren     They were so cute! [15:30] Tsubaki     I wonder if Mokuren ever     has men on her mind. [15:31] Mokuren     Let's go see them together next time. [15:35] Mokuren     Tsubaki? [15:37] Mokuren     What's with you today? Do you feel poorly? [15:40] Tsubaki     No, it's nothing. [15:42] Mokuren     Really? [15:43] Tsubaki     Yes. [15:44] Mokuren     If you're worn out, just speak up. [15:46] Mokuren     Leave it to our Team Monkey medical experts. [15:51] Tsubaki     Thank you, Mokuren. [15:56] Higuruma     Oh... [15:57] Shion     You're trying too hard. [15:59] Shion     If you throw using your whole body,     you won't need as much arm strength. [16:00] Ajisai     You know, men don't take baths, so they're     totally stinky! Especially their feet. [16:03] ---     Keep that in mind. [16:04] Higuruma     I will. [16:05] Hagi     Stinky? That's gross. [16:08] Sazanka     I missed you, Nee-sama. [16:10] Sazanka     Why must our morning classes     be in different places? [16:14] Asagao     Because you're not the same age, Sazanka. [16:16] Sazanka     I know that! [16:17] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan is an upperclassmen,     and we're underclassmen. [16:20] Sazanka     I already told you, I know! [16:22] Housenka     Hear this, Team Dog! [16:24] Housenka     Today's the day we take your team name! [16:26] ---     I challenge you to a fair fight! [16:30] Sazanka     Team Monkey runt. [16:32] Housenka     We're both nearly the same height, you runt! [16:35] Sazanka     What did you say?! [16:37] Tsubaki     Stop that, Sazanka. [16:39] Mokuren     Housenka! [16:41] Mokuren     You shouldn't do that! [16:43] Tsuwabuki     I'll say... [16:44] Mokuren     You'll interfere with their training. [16:46] Housenka     Yeah, but...! [16:48] Housenka     This is our chance to become Team Dog! [16:50] Housenka     "Monkey" is unsophisticated     and I've had enough! [16:53] Tsuwabuki     "Monkey" is not unsophisticated. [16:55] Tsuwabuki     Besides, beating them isn't     going to change our team name. [16:59] Mokuren     Sorry to bother you. [17:02] Tsubaki     No problem. [17:03] Mokuren     When I mentioned you weren't feeling     well, she went running off. [17:08] Tsubaki     Huh? [17:09] Mokuren     Well, don't overdo it! [17:16] Sazanka     Nee-sama! Let's go straight     home and sleep together! [17:21] Asagao     Good idea! You shouldn't overdo it. [17:24] Tsubaki     I-I'm fine, okay? [17:26] Tsubaki     I think these two just want to skip training. [17:30] Sazanka     Nee-sama. [17:31] Sazanka     Are you really all right? [17:37] Tsubaki     Just watch this. [17:45] Asagao     Whoa! Bull's-eye on both! Amazing! [17:49] Sazanka     True to form, Nee-sama! [17:50] Tsubaki     Next up, shuriken. [17:52] Sazanka     Okay! [17:53] Sazanka     If you would, Nee-sama! [17:56] Tsubaki     As team leader, I have to be     sure not to worry these two. [18:02] Tsubaki     I have to keep it together! [18:04] Ajisai     And y'know, men... [18:05] Tsubaki     Men?! [18:06] Ajisai     They're huge, but they've got a weak crotch! [18:12] Sazanka     Nee-sama! You're unwell after all! [18:13] Tsubaki     I-It's not that! [18:14] ---     My hand just slipped! [18:17] Tsubaki     N-Next, I'll transform. [18:19] Asagao     Into what? [18:20] Tsubaki     Into you, Asagao. [18:22] Asagao     Yay! [18:23] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [18:24] Tsubaki     Focus, focus. [18:27] Mukuge     Are they that filthy? [18:29] Ajisai     Yeah! And they smell, too! [18:29] Tsubaki     Focus! [18:31] Mukuge     Huh, I heard they're beatable     if you aim for the crotch. [18:34] Hototogisu     I wouldn't want to touch that. [18:35] Kagetsu     They're hopeless in so many ways, men. [18:38] Tsubaki     Men! [18:43] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [18:44] Tsubaki     No, wait! This is... [18:45] Asagao     So cute! [18:47] Tsubaki     U-Um, I mean... [18:48] Asagao     So, Tsubaki-chan. [18:50] Asagao     Haven't you been screwing up     whenever you hear the word "men"? [18:55] Asagao     How come? [18:57] Tsubaki     H-Hey! [18:58] Sazanka     Let's go, Asagao. [19:00] Tsubaki     Sazanka! [19:07] Asagao     What's the big idea? [19:09] Sazanka     We can't have other people     hearing this, can we? [19:12] Asagao     Huh? [19:13] Sazanka     This is a crisis. [19:15] Sazanka     When it comes to men... [19:18] Sazanka     I can't believe Nee-sama     might be afraid of them. [19:23] Tsubaki     Th-That's not it! It's not that I'm afraid! [19:26] Sazanka     But it's something else? [19:27] Tsubaki     Uh, no... [19:29] Tsubaki     I-It's just a coincidence, really. [19:32] Asagao     Then, hey. [19:33] Asagao     Why not try an experiment? [19:39] Sazanka     Okay, Nee-sama. [19:40] ---     Please use Fire Style Jutsu to     evaporate this entire puddle. [19:45] ---     Normally, you'd be able to do it. [19:48] Sazanka     However, just before you use the Jutsu,     I'm going to whisper the word "men." [19:53] Sazanka     If you can't do it... [19:55] Sazanka     it will mean you're afraid of men. [19:58] Asagao     I thought it up. Isn't that great? [20:00] Tsubaki     I know. [20:03] Tsubaki     I can't afford to make these     girls worry any further. [20:07] Tsubaki     Just focus, like always... [20:11] Tsubaki     Anytime you're ready. [20:13] Sazanka     All right. [20:16] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [20:18] Tsubaki     Wh-What are you doing, Sazanka?! [20:20] Sazanka     C-Couldn't help it!     Next time I'll do it right! [20:24] Tsubaki     You mean that? [20:24] Sazanka     Let's go! [20:28] Sazanka     I'm not lying! [20:32] Tsubaki     I'm counting on you. [20:33] Sazanka     Okay! [20:38] Sazanka     M-e-n. [20:45] Housenka     Tsubaki is off her game.     No way will I miss this chance. [20:49] Housenka     I'll defeat them while I can,     and take the name of Team Dog! [21:04] Sazanka     N-Never mind evaporation.     You made a crater. [21:08] Asagao     Wow, Tsubaki-chan! [21:10] Sazanka     Hey, Asagao! How do you figure     she's "afraid of men"?! [21:14] Asagao     Huh? [21:15] Sazanka     This is more amazing than usual! [21:17] Tsubaki     What just happened? [21:17] Asagao     Wasn't this your idea, Sazanka?! [21:19] Sazanka     It was kind of your idea! [21:20] Tsubaki     Something must*... [21:20] Asagao     For the record, "Huh?!" [21:23] Sazanka     Don't go telling lies! [21:23] Tsubaki     ...be wrong with me...* [21:24] Asagao     You're the one who's quick to lie! [21:26] Sazanka     What did you say?! [22:59] Benisumomo     Say, is it true you saw     what a man looks like? [23:02] Asagao     Yeah, I saw one. I see well in the dark. [23:06] Benisumomo     Transform and show us, then. [23:08] Asagao     Sure thing. [23:11] Tsubaki     I can't believe Asagao got a look at a man! [23:15] Tsubaki     This means I get to see one! [23:18] Asagao     Poof! [23:20] Asagao     Huh?! I turned into a fish?! [23:23] Ume     Come to think of it,     Asagao sucks at Transformation Jutsu. [23:24] Asagao     Glub! Glub! Glub! [23:30] Tsubaki     I sure wanted to see a man... SIGN    Next time:          Effort and Giftedness     Escape Plan     with Nee-sama          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     To be continued! E2 - Effort and Giftedness | Escape Plan with Nee-sama Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Tsubaki     There. [00:08] Tsubaki     I end up losing track of time     when I train alone at night. [00:22] Tsubaki     Somebody's there. [00:24] Tsubaki     Could it be... a ma—?! [00:34] Tsubaki     Stop right there! [00:41] Tsubaki     This is... [00:47] Tsubaki     Well, well. [00:49] Tsubaki     Don't tell me I have to     straighten this up, too. [02:25] Hana     That's all for today. SIGN    Effort and Giftedness [02:27] Hana     For the afternoon, you'll practice     team versus team combat. [02:30] murmuring     Combat practice? [02:30] Hana     Team leaders will choose the opposing teams. [02:33] Hana     That is all. [02:37] Tsubaki     Combat practice, huh? [02:39] Mokuren     It always comes so abruptly. [02:41] Tsubaki     Sensei must decide it on a whim. [02:43] Tsubaki     Even so, it ties in with our ongoing     evaluations, so we must try to win. [02:48] Tachiaoi     Hey, Tsubaki, could you go     up against my team again? [02:51] Tsubaki     Fine by me. Against Team Rat,     we always learn something. [02:55] Benisumomo     Fight my team, Tsubaki. [02:58] Tsubaki     Benisumomo... Tachiaoi and I were just... [03:02] Benisumomo     Would you let us have them? [03:04] Tachiaoi     Huh? [03:06] Tachiaoi     Sure. [03:07] Tsubaki     Tachiaoi! [03:07] Benisumomo     Then it's decided. [03:10] Benisumomo     Looking forward to it, Tsubaki. [03:14] Tsubaki     You invited us first. I'm sorry. [03:17] Tachiaoi     It's cool. [03:18] ---     Benisumomo's strong, and you're about     the only one who can match her. [03:21] ---     You and I will spar next time. [03:24] Mokuren     Benisumomo can be pushy. [03:27] Tachiaoi     What about your team, Mokuren?     Want to pair up? [03:31] Mokuren     Sure. [03:32] Tachiaoi     Okay, I'll check with Hagi     and Higuruma, too. [03:35] Mokuren     Okay! [03:36] Sazanka     We're going to fight Team Sheep? [03:38] Touwata     Hey, Beni-senpai! You could     have at least checked with us! [03:41] Benisumomo     Does it matter?     We'll win lickety-split, then take it easy. [03:46] Benisumomo     That works. [03:47] Touwata     What's with that rationale?! [03:49] ---     You always decide on your own. [03:49] Sazanka     It isn't too late.     Let's pick another team, Nee-sama. [03:52] Tsubaki     What for? [03:52] ---     There are parts where willpower     and effort are enough, [03:53] Sazanka     I mean, Touwata is too stuck on willpower     and hard work to know when to quit. [03:56] ---     but our devised plan varies     based on which team we face, [03:58] Sazanka     Mizubashou is so good at     setting traps, it's a pain. [03:59] ---     so there are preparations to make! [04:01] Sazanka     Then there's Benisumomo. [04:04] ---     She's super tough. [04:06] Benisumomo     Well, I'm gifted. [04:09] Touwata     That doesn't mean it's okay to     just lie around all the time! [04:13] Touwata     Effort first, then effort second! [04:14] ---     Third, fourth, and fifth     are likewise effort! [04:16] ---     And after that, it's willpower, willpower— [04:18] Benisumomo     I can't take all this hot-bloodedness. [04:21] Benisumomo     Why not save that stuff for when     you've gotten stronger than me? [04:27] Sazanka     Ugh, what a jerk. [04:29] Touwata     Mizu-senpai, chime in anytime! [04:31] Mizubashou     Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening. [04:35] Benisumomo     Well, see you this afternoon. [04:37] Touwata     Wait, Beni-senpai! SIGN    Sheep [04:42] Touwata     About our strategy this time. SIGN    A SIGN    B SIGN    C SIGN    D SIGN    E [04:44] Touwata     I will lure the enemy using hard work!     And guide them here using willpower! [04:49] Touwata     Mizu-senpai, put traps here. [04:51] Mizubashou     Okay. [04:52] Touwata     And here, Beni-senpai will— [04:53] Benisumomo     Got it! [04:57] Touwata     Hey, where are you going?! [04:59] Benisumomo     It boils down to the usual plan, right? [05:01] ---     I'll go take a nap until Team Dog shows up. [05:03] Mizubashou     And I'm concerned about the traps     I set, so I'll go check on them. [05:08] Touwata     Huh?! [05:09] Benisumomo     See ya. [05:16] Tsubaki     Now, what should we do for a plan? [05:19] Sazanka     The last time we faced Team Sheep, [05:21] ---     Asagao fell for a food trap,     and we lost when she got taken hostage. [05:25] (Flashback) Asagao     Let me out! [05:27] Sazanka     You weakest link. [05:29] Asagao     Huh?! [05:30] Asagao     Before that, we lost because     Benisumomo tricked you! [05:33] Sazanka     I couldn't help that! [05:35] Asagao     I can't help it with food, either! [05:37] Sazanka     Those are two different things! [05:38] Asagao     Then food is a different thing, too! [05:40] Sazanka     That isn't what I meant! [05:42] Asagao     Food isn't what I... [05:44] Sazanka/Asagao     Touwata! [05:46] Asagao     She's here already! [05:47] Sazanka     You've got guts, waltzing in here alone! [05:49] Touwata     No, wait! You've got it wrong! [05:51] Touwata     I came to ask Tsubaki-san for a favor! [05:54] Tsubaki     A-A favor? [05:56] Touwata     Well... [05:58] Touwata     Tsubaki-san! Could you fight     one-on-one with Beni-senpai?! [06:02] Tsubaki     Huh? [06:04] Touwata     Please give her a real thrashing! [06:06] Tsubaki     Huh?! [06:08] Touwata     You're the only one who can     win against Beni-senpai! [06:11] Touwata     Please! [06:12] Tsubaki     Well, um... [06:14] Tsubaki     Just calm down, and explain. [06:19] Touwata     Well, you see... Beni-senpai has talent, [06:24] ---     yet she puts all her focus     on that instead of effort. [06:27] Touwata     Just earlier, she went off somewhere,     talking about a nap. [06:32] Touwata     I just know there'll be trouble if she     never learns the importance of hard work. [06:37] Touwata     S-So... [06:40] Touwata     I'm worried about her. [06:44] Tsubaki     All right. [06:46] ---     I'll do it. [06:47] Touwata     R-Really?! Thank— [06:50] Touwata     What gives?! [06:54] Tsubaki     Hey! What are you doing?! [06:54] Touwata     Let me go, already! [06:58] Sazanka     Your tricks won't work on us. [07:00] Touwata     No! I would never! [07:02] Tsubaki     That's right! Touwata never meant to— [07:05] Sazanka     Either way. [07:07] Sazanka     Now, our team is sure to win. [07:09] Asagao     That's right. [07:12] Tsubaki     They never got over being taken hostage. [07:15] Sazanka     Now, we'll use her to     make them admit defeat... [07:17] Asagao     ...then go take it easy! [07:19] Tsubaki     Hey, you two! [07:22] Touwata     Ow! [07:24] Sazanka     What the heck?! [07:26] Asagao     Help! [07:27] Sazanka     Asagao, you're heavy! [07:29] Asagao     Says you, but I can't move! [07:31] Mizubashou     Oh? [07:34] Mizubashou     Sorry, that's one I set purely out of habit. [07:37] Sazanka     Time to break a habit, then! [07:40] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan, help! [07:43] Sazanka     Nee-sama, get me out! [07:47] Tsubaki     Well, I'll go fight Benisumomo. [07:49] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [07:51] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan! [07:52] Tsubaki     Mizubashou, be a dear     and let those two down. [07:55] Mizubashou     Sure. [07:56] Touwata     Willpower, Tsubaki-san! [08:26] Benisumomo     Oh. It's you, Tsubaki. [08:28] Tsubaki     I had a feeling you'd be here, Benisumomo. [08:32] Benisumomo     How did you know that? [08:35] Tsubaki     Because we've known each other a long time. [08:38] Benisumomo     Huh... [08:40] Tsubaki     Touwata asked me to fight you. [08:44] Tsubaki     Your teammates still don't know, do they? [08:47] Tsubaki     That you're an incredibly hard worker. [08:50] Benisumomo     Never tell them, either! [08:52] Benisumomo     You and Sensei are the only ones who know. [08:55] Benisumomo     If this got out, it'd hurt my reputation. [08:59] Tsubaki     I don't think that's true. [09:01] Tsubaki     It's awesome that you work so hard. [09:04] Benisumomo     Stop that! It's embarrassing! [09:07] Benisumomo     Now, then. [09:09] Benisumomo     Shall we dance? It's been a while. [09:12] Tsubaki     It has, since we went one-on-one! [10:05] Sazanka     That's... [10:08] Asagao     Wonder if she's okay. [10:10] Sazanka     Of course she is, dumb Asagao! [10:12] Touwata     Beni-senpai! [10:26] Tsubaki     Touwata was worried about whether     you'd be all right from now on. [10:31] Benisumomo     I see. [10:33] Benisumomo     I had better train more, then. [10:37] Tsubaki     You should just reveal your secret. [10:39] Benisumomo     Don't wanna. [10:41] Touwata     Beni-senpai! [10:42] Sazanka     Are you okay, Nee-sama?! [10:45] Touwata     Which of you won? [10:48] Tsubaki/Benisumomo     It's a draw. [10:51] Mizubashou     I haven't seen you like this     in a while, Benisumomo. [10:55] Mizubashou     Are you injured? [10:56] Benisumomo     I'm fine. [10:57] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [10:58] Asagao     Want me to call the medical team? [11:00] Tsubaki     No, I'm fine. [11:07] Touwata     I, uh... never thought you'd     tie with Tsubaki-san. [11:11] Touwata     I do think that's amazing. [11:15] Touwata     But if you'd worked hard, you might have won. [11:20] Benisumomo     Next time I'll win. [11:23] Touwata     I-If you don't put forth any effort,     you'll never win a match you can't win now! [11:30] Benisumomo     I can win. [11:32] Benisumomo     After all, [11:34] ---     I'm a genius. [11:39] Touwata     T-Team Dog! And you, Beni-senpai! [11:43] Touwata     Someday, I'll beat you using my hard work! [11:45] ---     You'll learn how important it is! [11:49] Benisumomo     Yes, yes. I look forward to it. [11:52] Touwata     That makes it official!     Don't you go regretting it later! [11:56] Mizubashou     Okay, bye now. [11:57] Touwata     You'll see how important hard work is! [11:59] Benisumomo     Yes, yes. [12:00] Sazanka     I don't know if they've     got it together or not. [12:03] Asagao     Weird team. [12:05] Sazanka     But thank goodness you're okay, Nee-sama! [12:07] Asagao     I'm kind of wiped out! [12:09] Tsubaki     Then why don't we stay here and take it easy? [12:12] Sazanka/Asagao     Agreed! [12:19] Sazanka     Nee-sama, today for a change they     didn't skimp on the side dishes! SIGN    Dining Hall SIGN    Escape Plan With Nee-sama [12:22] Asagao     Fish is nice, but I wanted     some other meat, too. [12:26] Sazanka     You ate plenty. You could     even stand to cut back. [12:29] Asagao     But then I'd die! [12:31] Sazanka     Don't you agree, Nee-sama?! [12:38] Asagao     Sazanka, next to your mouth, there's— [12:39] Sazanka     Oh, shut up! [12:40] Tsubaki     I've heard that men eat     a lot, but is that true? [12:46] Tsubaki     Oh, no! Lately my mind's     been on men too much! [12:50] Tsubaki     I need to stay focused. [12:52] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [12:54] Tsubaki     Yes? What is it, Sazanka? [12:57] Mokuren     Tsubaki. [12:59] Mokuren     I heard today's lesson switched     from Scroll 1 to Scroll 2. [13:04] Tsubaki     Is that so? [13:05] Mokuren     You'll go get yours, right?     Let's go together. [13:07] Tsubaki     Okay. [13:09] Sazanka     Uh...! [13:10] Tsubaki     See you this afternoon. Work hard in class. [13:16] Asagao     You've got some rice on your face. [13:17] Sazanka     I know! [13:19] Asagao     Why are you angry?! [13:28] Asagao     I didn't eat any meat, so I'm already hungry! [13:33] Sazanka     Hey, Asagao. [13:34] Asagao     Huh? [13:35] Sazanka     Wanna sneak out of class? [13:39] Asagao     We can't do that. [13:40] Sazanka     I want to see Nee-sama. [13:42] ---     She hasn't paid any attention to me today! [13:44] Asagao     But isn't it in the rules? [13:46] ---     Something like, it's wrong     to sneak out of class. [13:49] Sazanka     Blame that on Nee-sama's class     being in a different hut! [13:53] Sazanka     And it's so far away! [13:54] Tsubaki     Oh, my. [13:56] Sazanka     Don't you think she's     been ignoring us lately? [14:02] Asagao     She spaces out now and then. [14:04] Sazanka     Earlier, I put that rice grain on     my face so she'd get it for me, [14:08] ---     and she didn't even notice. [14:10] Asagao     Oh, so that was on purpose. [14:12] Sazanka     That's right. [14:14] Sazanka     Anyway, I want to go see her. [14:17] Asagao     I think Tsubaki-chan will     get mad if you sneak out. [14:20] Sazanka     Don't be dim, Asagao. [14:26] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [14:28] Tsubaki     Sazanka! [14:30] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [14:32] Tsubaki     You braved danger just to come see me. [14:35] Tsubaki     Such a bad girl... [14:39] Sazanka     That's how it's sure to go! [14:41] Asagao     I wonder. [14:43] Housenka     You two are so annoying,     like screeching monkeys. [14:47] Housenka     How about we switch team names, after all? [14:50] Asagao     Morning, Housenka! [14:50] sign     Bathroom [14:52] Sazanka     You're the monkey. [14:54] ---     Which is fitting, given your team name. [14:56] Sazanka     Besides, showing off after coming out of     the bathroom makes you look like an idiot. [15:02] Housenka     I've had diarrhea since yesterday.     I can't help it. [15:06] Housenka     Again... [15:07] Konoha     All right, be seated. [15:09] Kagetsu     Sensei's here. [15:09] Konoha     It's time to start class. [15:11] Asagao     I'll go pee now. [15:18] Housenka     Make it quick, okay? [15:22] Asagao     Huh? Sazanka! [15:24] Sazanka     Sensei! Asagao can't do     her business by herself, [15:27] ---     so I'm helping! [15:30] Konoha     Huh? [15:30] Mukuge     She needs "help"! [15:31] Asagao     I can do it by myself, you know! [15:36] Sazanka     Don't come out until I come back. [15:39] ---     Or I'll get found out. [15:40] Asagao     Huh?! This doesn't work for me! [15:43] Sazanka     I'll give you some dried sweet potato later. [15:45] Asagao     Sweet potato? [15:47] Sazanka     Don't let me down. [15:48] Asagao     Sweet potato... [15:49] Housenka     Hey, Asagao! Hurry up in there! [15:53] Asagao     It might take a little longer. [15:56] Housenka     Why?! Are you doing more than peeing?! [15:59] Asagao     Not exactly... [16:00] Housenka     And why can't you manage by yourself?! [16:02] Housenka     You're pretty huge, for a baby! [16:04] Kagetsu     Oh, wow. [16:06] Hototogisu     "Baby," she said. [16:07] Mukuge     So embarrassing. [16:10] Housenka     Hey! How long will it take?! [16:15] Sazanka     Oh. [16:16] Sazanka     This one's like Nee-sama. [16:26] Sazanka     Stuck on Nee-sama. [16:32] Sazanka     You must be me. SIGN    Potatoes SIGN    Asagao [16:38] Asagao     It's always this way! It's Sazanka's fault! SIGN    Don't use these,     Asagao.     —Sazanka [16:42] Asagao     I haven't even done anything wrong! SIGN    Don't use these,     Asagao.     —Sazanka [16:45] Asagao     But I'm the one they always get mad at! [16:48] Asagao     I can't stand you, Sazanka! [17:00] Asagao     Whatever! I'll do it! [17:05] Sazanka     I get to see Nee-sama!     I get to see Nee-sama! [17:09] Asagao     Sazanka! [17:11] Asagao     Hold it! [17:13] Sazanka     Hey, what're you doing?! [17:15] ---     I told you not to come out until I got back! [17:17] Asagao     I couldn't stay in there!     They were all laughing! [17:21] Asagao     Besides! [17:22] Asagao     I was told I get no dinner     if I don't catch you! [17:27] Sazanka     Oh, you are so useless! [17:31] Asagao     This way! [17:34] Sazanka     Asagao's serious! [17:36] Asagao     Dinner! [17:44] Asagao     Stop! [17:45] Sazanka     No! [17:46] Hagi     Sazanka and Asagao. [17:47] Tachiaoi     They should be in class.     What're they doing? [17:51] Asagao     Dinner! [17:52] Sazanka     Asagao! [17:54] Sazanka     If you let me go, I'll give you more than     enough dried sweet potato for dinner! [17:58] Sazanka     It's a good deal for you. [18:01] Asagao     Let me think it over. [18:02] Higuruma     Hey, you two! [18:05] Higuruma     Check it out! We caught a huge boar! [18:08] Higuruma     It'll be fresh pork for supper! [18:22] Mokuren     What's the matter? [18:22] Tsubaki     Oh, well... I just felt uneasy. [18:27] Tsubaki     Here's hoping nothing bad happens. [18:30] Mokuren     Tsubaki, you're pretty     good at those predictions. [18:33] Mokuren     Maybe there's a man nearby. [18:36] Tsubaki     Huh? [18:37] Mokuren     Just kidding. [18:38] Mokuren     There wouldn't be. [18:40] Tsubaki     A m-man... [18:42] Tsubaki     No, stop. Don't dwell on it. [18:47] Tsubaki     And this morning, that's how I missed     out on what Sazanka was talking about. [18:51] Tsubaki     This afternoon, I'll be sure     to listen to what she... [19:03] Asagao     It's your fault, Sazanka. [19:05] ---     You break that "don't sneak     out of class" thingy. [19:09] Asagao     Plus, we're getting boar meat tonight.     I'm not about to miss out on that. [19:13] Sazanka     Then, how about this?! [19:14] Asagao     You can't tempt me!     Because tonight's pork night. [19:17] Sazanka     I'll give you my entire meat portion! [19:21] Sazanka     If this works, it'll mean double the meat. [19:25] Asagao     Double the meat! [19:27] Asagao     If you insist. [19:29] Asagao     Just for a little while. [19:31] Sazanka     She's so simple. [19:35] Tsubaki     Number 1: You will not do whatever     you want without permission. [19:39] Tsubaki     Have you forgotten the Akane Class rules? [19:44] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [19:49] Asagao     U-Um, Sensei told me to go bring her back. [19:55] Asagao     Oh, right! [19:56] Asagao     That "don't do whatever you want"     rule you were talking about! [20:00] Asagao     I told Sazanka about that, too,     but she doesn't listen one bit! [20:04] Tsubaki     I heard that whole part     about her tempting you. [20:08] Asagao     Run away! [20:10] Asagao     You snuck out of class, too, Tsubaki-chan! [20:13] Tsubaki     I got permission. [20:20] Tsubaki     Why did you go and sneak out? [20:28] Sazanka     I mean... [20:35] Sazanka     The weather's nice,     so I wanted to take a walk. [20:47] Tsubaki     See that it doesn't happen again. [20:57] Asagao     Sazanka, why did you lie? [21:01] Sazanka     Well... [21:02] Sazanka     I figured I wouldn't be able to hold back,     and I'd tell her everything on my mind. [21:08] Sazanka     And I didn't want Nee-sama     to think it was her fault. [21:14] Asagao     I don't really get it. [21:21] Tsubaki     That was not a convincing lie. [21:25] Tsubaki     I'm sorry. [21:27] ---     This afternoon, I'll give     you my undivided attention. [21:32] Tsubaki     Mm, smells nice. [23:09] Asagao     Double the meat... [23:11] Asagao     Sazanka, you'll really give me all of it? [23:15] Sazanka     Technically, it was a promise. [23:18] Asagao     Sazanka... [23:21] Tsubaki     Then, Sazanka and I will go halfsies. [23:24] Sazanka     Halfsies? [23:25] Tsubaki     Yes. [23:26] Asagao     So, I can eat all this?! [23:28] Tsubaki     Feel free. [23:28] Sazanka     Then, then, Nee-sama,     I want you to feed some to me! [23:32] Tsubaki     If you insist. Just for today. [23:32] Asagao     The fatty part's melting     right on top of my tongue! [23:34] Sazanka     Okay! SIGN    Next time:          Friendly Showdown     Tag (The Man Is It)          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     To be continued! E3 - Friendly Showdown / Tag (The Man Is It) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Tsubaki     Our afternoon team activity     will be food procurement. [00:17] Asagao     Yay! I hope we can get some meat! [00:20] Asagao     Emergency provisions had just run out, too. [00:24] Sazanka     This won't turn out very well. [00:27] Sazanka     Because every single time,     some idiot goes charging in headlong. [00:35] Asagao     Hey! Who do you mean?! [00:36] Sazanka     I mean you, of course! [00:38] Asagao     Huh?! You take that back! [00:39] Tsubaki     You two need to get along better! [00:41] Asagao/Sazanka     But...! [00:43] Tsubaki     Be friendlier! SIGN    Friendly Showdown [02:19] Sazanka     Ow! [02:21] Asagao     Come back! [02:26] Asagao     My midnight snack... [02:28] Sazanka     Hey, Asagao, it's your fault! [02:30] Sazanka     And don't you owe me an apology?! [02:31] Asagao     You're the one who ran into me! [02:33] Sazanka     I spotted it first! [02:35] Asagao     No, you didn't! I did! [02:37] Tsubaki     Good grief. [02:37] Sazanka     Yes, I did! Where were you looking?! [02:40] Tsubaki     Can't you get along a little better? [02:42] Sazanka     Not possible with a doofus like her! [02:44] Asagao     That's my line, you know! [02:47] Sazanka     If we weren't on the same team,     I'd never do anything with Asagao! [02:51] Asagao     Huh?! You bother me all the time, too! [03:03] Tsubaki     Both of you! [03:06] Uikyou/Kikyou     Disgraceful. [03:10] Tsubaki     Uikyou and Kikyou of Team Snake! [03:15] Uikyou     They're quarreling. [03:17] Kikyou     That they are. [03:19] Uikyou/Kikyou     Quarreling is disgraceful. [03:22] Tsubaki     Great timing! Could you teach     these girls how to get along? [03:28] Sazanka     Come on, Nee-sama! I can't get     along with someone like her! [03:33] Asagao     Like I said, that's my line! [03:37] Uikyou     We've always been close. [03:41] Kikyou     So, teaching's easier said than done. [03:45] Tsubaki     Maybe you have some advice, or something? [03:53] Uikyou/Kikyou     We have no advice... [03:56] Uikyou/Kikyou     but the secret to getting along... [04:00] Uikyou/Kikyou     is right here. [04:01] Tsubaki     There is such a thing? [04:06] Uikyou     But I don't think it would work. [04:08] Kikyou     Yeah, they're too unfriendly. [04:12] Uikyou     So... [04:13] Kikyou     On that note... [04:14] Tsubaki     Oh! You two! [04:17] Uikyou     If you insist on seeing it... [04:19] Kikyou     ...try taking it from us. [04:24] Tsubaki     Sazanka! Asagao! [04:28] Tsubaki     What are you doing?!     Come on, after them! [04:31] Sazanka     Oh, what does it matter? [04:34] Asagao     Let's look for food instead. [04:36] ---     We already lost some, thanks to Sazanka. [04:39] Sazanka     Huh?! [04:40] Asagao     Well, we did. [04:41] Tsubaki     As team leader, I order you! [04:43] Tsubaki     Both of you work together,     and steal the scroll from Team Snake. [04:48] Sazanka     Order all you like, but that's still... [04:52] Tsubaki     Upon your success, I'll give Asagao     my side dishes at dinner tonight! [04:58] Tsubaki     And for you, Sazanka,     we'll share a futon tonight! [05:03] Sazanka     Don't get in my way. [05:05] Asagao     Back at you. [05:07] Sazanka/Asagao     Okay! Here goes! [05:13] Asagao     Ow... [05:16] Asagao     What is this?! [05:19] Tsubaki     And learn about teamwork, while you're at it. [05:26] Sazanka     Anyway, let's do this. [05:29] Asagao     Yeah... [05:32] Sazanka/Asagao     Ow! [05:34] Sazanka     Don't people usually lead     with the outside foot?! [05:35] Asagao     I have no idea, you know! [05:45] Uikyou     Chocolate vine. [05:47] Kikyou     Looks yummy. [05:52] Uikyou/Kikyou     Ahh. [05:53] Sazanka/Asagao     Team Snake duo! [05:59] Sazanka/Asagao     Hand over the scroll! [06:05] Kikyou     Why're your legs tied together... [06:08] Uikyou     ...when you get along so poorly? [06:10] Kikyou     Yeah. [06:11] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan did this. [06:13] Sazanka     Hah! Because we get along better     than you two do, naturally. [06:20] Uikyou     But it's all you can do just to walk around. [06:24] Kikyou     Yeah. [06:25] Uikyou/Kikyou     We'll play your little game. [06:34] Asagao     Wow... [06:36] Kikyou     Have some... [06:37] Uikyou     ...chocolate vine. [06:39] Asagao     Chocolate vine! [06:40] Sazanka     You stupid— [06:43] Asagao     Ow... [06:44] Sazanka     What're you doing?! [06:46] Asagao     Well, I... [06:47] Uikyou     They're quarreling again. [06:49] Kikyou     Disgraceful. [06:52] Sazanka     Here goes, Asagao. [06:54] Sazanka     One... [06:55] Sazanka/Asagao     ...two! [07:02] Asagao     Keep going! [07:03] Asagao     One, two! [07:12] Sazanka     One more time! [07:13] Sazanka     One, two! [07:21] Asagao     At this rate, I'll never     get extra side dishes! [07:25] Sazanka     I'll be sleeping alone. [07:27] Asagao     Hey, what do we do? [07:41] Asagao     Huh?! [07:44] Sazanka     You're the stronger of us, and I'm lighter. [07:49] Sazanka     Leave directions and support to me. [07:51] Asagao     Sazanka! [07:52] Sazanka     I'll tell you the plan, so lean in. [07:57] Uikyou     They've started cooperating. [07:59] Kikyou     That they have. [08:01] Uikyou/Kikyou     But... [08:04] Sazanka     Got it? [08:11] Uikyou/Kikyou     It's a little late. [08:14] Sazanka     That's... Sleep Bell Jutsu! [08:18] Uikyou     Too late to realize that now. [08:21] Kikyou     Soon enough, you'll fall asleep. [08:31] Asagao     Ow! [08:34] Sazanka     I'll keep pinching, so get to running! [08:37] Sazanka     No sleep until we take it! [08:42] Asagao     You, too, Sazanka! [08:56] Uikyou     Smoke, against us?     When we're in perfect step? [09:00] Kikyou     Too bad it's pointless. [09:05] Kikyou     Uikyou! [09:07] Uikyou     I can't get loose! [09:08] Kikyou     Hold on. I'll undo it. [09:15] Asagao     I have a good nose, don't I? [09:19] Sazanka     Good plan, too! [09:22] Uikyou     We lost. [09:24] Kikyou     Yeah. [09:30] Sazanka/Asagao     Yes! [09:34] Asagao     Side dishes! [09:35] Sazanka     Sleeping together! [09:42] Uikyou     These two get along well. [09:44] Kikyou     Yeah. [09:46] Kikyou     After all, they're unfriendly... [09:49] Uikyou     ...but there they are, asleep together. [09:51] Asagao     Side dishes... [09:52] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [09:54] Kikyou     They tried hard not to fall asleep. [09:57] Uikyou     Yeah. [09:58] Kikyou     But I think it would take more     than pinching to oppose our Jutsu. [10:02] Uikyou     I bet they get along so poorly, [10:04] ---     they were pinching incredibly hard. [10:08] Kikyou     Which means, being unfriendly     is its own kind of strength? [10:15] Uikyou     Could be. [10:17] Tsubaki     They ended up losing, huh? [10:20] Uikyou     They tried hard at the end, though. [10:22] Kikyou     But then, fell asleep. [10:25] Tsubaki     I see. [10:26] Kikyou     Well, we'll be going. [10:29] Uikyou     You can see to them. [10:32] Tsubaki     Uikyou, Kikyou. [10:35] Tsubaki     Isn't that scroll with the secret     of getting along really just blank? [10:43] Uikyou/Kikyou     You figured it out. [10:45] Kikyou     Are you mad? [10:46] Uikyou     That we tricked you? [10:48] Tsubaki     No. [10:49] Tsubaki     You played a trick to teach     them the value of teaming up. [10:57] Tsubaki     Thank you very much. [11:01] Uikyou     Sure. [11:03] Uikyou     It's just, watching a dysfunctional pair... [11:07] Kikyou     ...proves to us all over     again how well we get along. [11:13] Uikyou/Kikyou     Y'know? [11:16] Uikyou     Ready to go, Kikyou? [11:18] Kikyou     Sure, Uikyou. [11:21] Tsubaki     I wonder if they're just     hiding their embarrassment. [11:33] Tsubaki     Maybe now, they've grown a little closer? [11:44] student     Well, just try replacing it. SIGN    Tag (The Man Is It) [11:47] student     Replacing it? [11:48] Hinagiku     I mean, look. [11:49] ---     Aren't men big and slow? SIGN    Once-in-a-lifetime SIGN    encounter [11:53] Hinagiku     Can't you win if you just get     behind them, and let them have it? [11:56] Kibushi     Oh, good call! [12:00] Tsubaki     They're talking about men. [12:02] Kibushi     They're too dumb! [12:03] Hinagiku     You said it! [12:12] Suzuran     Um... [12:14] Suzushiro     Look at this! [12:16] Suzushiro     My rendition of a man! [12:18] Tachiaoi     Hey! [12:19] Hana     Everyone, outside. [12:26] Hana     Listen up. [12:28] Hana     Today's classes are canceled. [12:30] Hana     Instead, we're going to play tag. [12:35] Itadori     For real? Hooray! [12:37] Hana     However, anyone who gets     caught gets no dinner. [12:41] Asagao     Huh?! [12:42] Asagao     Hey! That's cruel, you know! [12:44] Hana     You girls have been making     fun of men too much lately. [12:48] Hana     You need a reminder that they're dangerous. [12:53] Hana     The first thing you do     when you see a man is run. [12:55] ---     To train your body to do so, [12:57] ---     the person who's "it" will     be considered "male." [13:01] Hinagiku     Male? [13:02] Ume     It's man tag! [13:03] student     Say what? [13:04] student     That's weird. [13:05] Benisumomo     But, Sensei. [13:07] Benisumomo     If we think of whoever's it as male, [13:10] ---     we'll have no choice but     to fight, if cornered. [13:14] Benisumomo     What do we do then? [13:16] Hana     If your only remaining option is to fight? [13:19] Hana     That's fine. Then, you may fight. [13:22] Benisumomo     Heck, that'll be easy. [13:25] Touwata     There you go again. [13:26] Hana     However. [13:28] Hana     I'll play the part of the man. [13:31] Benisumomo     No way... [13:33] Hana     If you remain uncaught until evening,     or defeat me, you girls win. [13:37] Housenka     That's totally impossible! [13:39] Hana     I told you, I'm training you     to be inherently wary of men. [13:44] Asagao     We don't stand a chance. [13:45] Hagi     I'll die if I go without food... [13:47] Mokuren     Oh, dinner... [13:47] Higuruma     "No food" is too harsh! [13:50] student     This isn't fair! [13:50] Hana     Then I'll toss in a small handicap. [13:53] Hana     If even just one of you     can remove my hair tie, [13:56] ---     I'll treat that as a victory for your side. [13:59] Hana     I'll guarantee dinner for everyone. [14:02] Housenka     Either way, it's impossible! [14:03] Ajisai     Who made you so mad, Sensei?! [14:03] Asagao     Stupid upperclassmen! [14:07] Hana     You can go anywhere in Akane Class territory. [14:09] Hana     Including inside buildings, of course. [14:12] Hana     So, we begin when I reach ten. [14:15] Hana     One. [14:18] Hana     Two. [14:21] Hana     Three. [14:27] Konoha     Is your back okay?     I'll take your place, if you like. [14:31] Hana     No, I'm fine. [14:34] Hana     I just hope this gives them     a sense of fear and caution. [14:41] Konoha     Indeed. [14:46] Sazanka     What do we do, Nee-sama? [14:48] Tsubaki     First, let's come up with a plan. [14:51] Sazanka     That's my Nee-sama! [14:53] Asagao     You're reliable, Tsubaki-chan! [14:55] Tsubaki     Sensei said she would play the male role. [14:59] Asagao     Mhm. [15:00] Tsubaki     Which means... [15:03] ---     she might be using Transformation     Jutsu to change into one! [15:09] Asagao     Huh? What does that have to do with it? [15:12] Sazanka     Nee-sama! We know you're afraid,     but please try to keep it together. [15:26] Kagetsu     Hototogisu. [15:27] Kagetsu     Over here. [15:30] Hototogisu     Okay. [15:45] Mukuge     Please, don't notice us! [15:47] Kagetsu     Mukuge, shh! [16:08] Kagetsu     Thank goodness. [16:10] Hototogisu     I thought maybe she saw me come in here. [16:12] Mukuge     Kagetsu takes off running like a shot. [16:15] Kagetsu     Yeah, well... [16:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu     Huh? [16:26] Mukuge     Sensei's snakes! [16:31] Sazanka     A scream... [16:32] Tsubaki     Somebody must have gotten caught. [16:34] Asagao     Let's hurry and come up     with a plan to get away. [16:38] Tsubaki     There's no getting away from Sensei. [16:40] Asagao     Huh?! But earlier, you talked about a plan! [16:45] Tsubaki     Yes, that's right. [16:47] Tsubaki     A plan to defeat her. [16:49] Asagao     I seriously don't think     that'll work, you know! [16:52] Sazanka     Nee-sama, that is a bit much. [16:54] Asagao     I just know I won't get dinner! [17:04] Asagao     Meat! [17:06] Tsubaki     Wait, Asagao! That's so obvious! [17:11] Hana     You fall too easily for food.     Asagao, no dinner. [17:15] Asagao     I'd, at least, like one bite, you know! [17:21] Hana     They got away. [17:24] Tachiaoi     Higuruma, can you squeeze in a little more? [17:28] Higuruma     Squeeze over that way more, Hagi. [17:31] Hagi     If I squeeze any more,     I'll suffocate and die. [17:34] Higuruma     You'll be fine. [17:36] Tachiaoi     I hope she doesn't find us. [17:40] Hana     Tachiaoi, no food. [17:52] Hana     Ume, Itadori, Fuki! No food! [17:57] Hana     Hinagiku, Kibushi! No food! [18:01] Hana     Housenka, Mokuren! No food! [18:06] Hana     And, next is... [18:09] Benisumomo     Sensei, I'd like to fight you. [18:12] Hana     Benisumomo, huh? [18:14] ---     What are you doing, coming right to me? [18:16] Benisumomo     Because it's rare I get to go up against you! [18:37] Hana     Your skills have improved. [18:39] Hana     Looks like you're training properly. [18:50] Hana     However, you're not there yet. [18:57] Hana     No food. Keep up the good work. [19:14] Hana     My back... [19:16] Konoha (Sazanka)     Hana-sensei. [19:18] Konoha (Sazanka)     Are you all right? [19:20] Konoha (Sazanka)     I came to see how your back is doing. [19:23] Hana     Konoha? I'm fine. [19:26] Konoha (Sazanka)     Here, grab hold of me. [19:32] Hana     Have you gotten a little shorter? [19:35] Konoha (Sazanka)     N-No, how could I? [19:37] Hana     Your eyes seem different, too. [19:45] Konoha (Tsubaki)     Your Transformation Jutsu is good,     Sazanka, but it needs work. [19:51] Hana     Thanks. [19:52] Konoha (Tsubaki)     Sure. But how is your back? [19:56] Hana     No need to worry. [20:10] Tsubaki     Now, I'll just take Sensei's hair tie! [20:20] Tsubaki     She's too wary for it to work. [20:24] Tsubaki     No. [20:25] ---     Sazanka sacrificed herself     as a decoy, for this chance. [20:29] Tsubaki     Everyone's dinner depends on me! [20:33] Tsubaki     I must do this! [20:34] Hana     Konoha. [20:35] Konoha (Tsubaki)     Y-Yes! What is it? [20:39] Hana     Do you think I'm too strict with the girls? [20:42] Konoha (Tsubaki)     No. [20:44] Hana     I see. [20:45] ---     There's no other choice. [20:48] Hana     We can't have things go     back to how they were then. [20:52] Hana     We must keep lying about men being scary. [21:07] Tsubaki     Huh? [22:44] Tsubaki     Men... aren't scary? [22:50] Hana     Tsubaki... [22:54] Hana     Transformation Jutsu? [22:56] Hana     What I was just saying... [23:00] Hana     Tsubaki! Wait! [23:10] Konoha     Hana-sensei. [23:12] Hana     Konoha? [23:13] Konoha     Is it your back? I did tell you so. [23:16] Hana     You're the real thing? [23:19] Konoha     Huh? [23:20] Hana     Catch Tsubaki. [23:23] Hana     I messed up. [23:25] Hana     She ended up hearing about you-know-what! [23:28] Tsubaki     It's a lie that men are scary... [23:31] Tsubaki     I heard it straight from her! [23:33] Tsubaki     What do I do now?! SIGN    Next time:          Men and Women     Mokuren's Medical Jutsu          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     T-To be continued! E4 - Men and Women | Mokuren's Medical Jutsu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] (Flashback) Hana     There's no other choice. [00:05] (Flashback) Hana     We can't have things go     back to how they were then. [00:09] (Flashback) Hana     We must keep lying about men being scary. [00:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Men... aren't scary? SIGN    Men and Women [02:02] Konoha     Tsubaki. [02:04] Tsubaki     Konoha-sensei! [02:05] Konoha     Stop this instant. [02:11] Konoha     Ah, I see. [02:20] Tsubaki     A leaf?! [02:46] Konoha     My, my. [02:50] Konoha     Substitution... [02:52] ---     Impressive, in that short a time. [02:54] Konoha     However... [03:00] Konoha     If even one gets on you, there's no     escape from the Dancing Leaves Jutsu. [03:05] Tsubaki     Konoha-sensei! I-I... [03:08] Konoha     Hana-sensei will decide what to do. [03:11] Konoha     For the time being... [03:16] Konoha     you will sleep. [03:27] Konoha     Looks like you're awake. [03:31] Hana     Sit her up. [03:39] Tsubaki     Sensei... [03:41] Konoha     So, what will you do with Tsubaki? [03:47] Konoha     Just have her remain silent... [03:52] Konoha     or have her leave Akane Class? [03:57] Tsubaki     Leave? No! [04:01] Hana     Tsubaki. [04:07] Hana     I'm going to tell you everything. [04:09] Tsubaki     Huh? [04:11] Hana     You will keep it from the     other students, of course. [04:15] Konoha     Are you sure? [04:17] Hana     It'd be even harder to keep her quiet,     if she knows only part of it. [04:23] Konoha     It's your decision, Hana-sensei... [04:36] Hana     There is a term called "romantic love." [04:42] Hana     It means to develop feelings     for one of the opposite sex. [04:47] Hana     I hear everyone experiences it     when they come of age. [04:52] Tsubaki     Love? [04:56] Hana     This might surprise you, [04:58] ---     but Akane Class and Aoi Class used to mingle. [05:02] Hana     And all the students were in love. [05:08] Tsubaki     Men and women... [05:10] ---     in love... [05:15] Konoha     Tsubaki? [05:16] Tsubaki     W-We think that men are scary,     and that in other villages, [05:23] ---     we live with them grudgingly     because it's just how things are... [05:28] Tsubaki     Why lie to us like that?! [05:29] Hana     I'm in the process of telling you. [05:33] Tsubaki     Oh, right. [05:34] Hana     May I continue? [05:36] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am. [05:41] Hana     The students of Akane Class and Aoi Class [05:45] ---     who were in love dedicated     themselves to training, [05:47] ---     but found what time they could     to meet and be together. [05:52] Hana     But gradually, there emerged those     for whom that alone couldn't satisfy. [05:57] Hana     They wanted more time together,     to the exclusion of all else. [06:03] Hana     Even if it meant abandoning this life. [06:05] Tsubaki     You mean... [06:07] Hana     Yes, they left the village together. [06:11] Hana     Out in the world,     that's known as "elopement." [06:14] Tsubaki     Elopement! [06:16] Hana     As a result, more and more couples eloped. [06:21] Hana     There were many who couldn't be satisfied     with just a little time together. [06:26] Hana     And apparently, "elopement" is a very     enticing word for young men and women. [06:35] Hana     One couple eloped after the next, [06:38] ---     and the number of students dropped sharply. [06:42] Hana     Fearful that there would be no more ninjas, [06:45] ---     the leaders of each class     discussed the matter, [06:47] ---     and decided to disallow     interaction between the classes. [06:52] Hana     Then we taught that the     opposite sex is scary, [06:54] ---     and made rules forbidding contact with them. [06:58] ---     That's how it's been now for generations. [07:02] Tsubaki     So, that's the way things are. [07:05] Konoha     Now do you see the point of that game of tag? [07:08] Konoha     If more students start making fun of men, [07:10] ---     there will probably emerge those [07:13] ---     who attempt to defeat them,     much like Sazanka and Benisumomo. [07:16] Konoha     If the two genders were to meet,     we don't know what would happen. [07:22] Tsubaki     This is too much to take in at once. [07:25] Tsubaki     My mind is a mess. [07:28] Tsubaki     Wh-What am I supposed to do?! [07:32] Hana     Tsubaki. [07:32] Tsubaki     Y-Yes, ma'am! [07:35] Hana     I am surprised, though. [07:38] Hana     While it's true that I was     distracted by my back pain, [07:41] ---     your Transformation Jutsu was     so good, it fooled even me. [07:44] Hana     You will make a fine kunoichi. [07:50] Tsubaki     Th-Thank you, ma'am. [07:57] Tsubaki     Um, Sensei. [08:00] Tsubaki     I think from now on, [08:02] ---     I too would like to warn students     who don't seem wary of men. [08:06] Hana     Mhm. [08:09] Tsubaki     And so... I'd like to ask     for something in return... [08:16] Asagao     Th-Thank you! [08:20] Asagao     Food! [08:22] Sazanka     I knew you could do it, Nee-sama. [08:22] Asagao     Thank you! [08:24] Tachiaoi     I can't believe you managed     to get Sensei's hair tie. [08:27] Higiri     How'd you do it? [08:28] Itadori     Way to go! [08:29] Tsubaki     I never thought asking to reinstate     dinner would lead to all this. [08:35] Tsubaki     It's sort of like I'm deceiving     them, so I have mixed feelings. [08:38] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan! [08:38] Mokuren     Thanks, Tsubaki. [08:40] Asagao     It's all thanks to you! [08:42] Higiri     Good stuff. [08:43] Hasu     I wasn't sure how things would turn out. [08:43] Sazanka     Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama! [08:45] Tachiaoi     I got caught right away. [08:47] Itadori     Me, too. [08:49] student     I was sure she wouldn't find me, though. [08:53] Tsubaki     Well, whatever. [08:57] Konoha     Was this a good idea? [08:59] ---     Mhm. [09:00] Hana     Well, from now on Tsubaki will help us, [09:04] ---     so I'm willing to grant them their dinner. [09:07] Konoha     No, I didn't mean that. [09:09] Tsubaki     Sensei. [09:11] Hana     What's up? [09:12] Tsubaki     Um, there's something I'd like to ask. [09:15] Hana     What? [09:16] Tsubaki     Well... [09:18] Tsubaki     Wh-When you fall in love,     what the heck happens to you? [09:25] Tsubaki     Um, I was just wondering! [09:29] Hana     Let's see. [09:32] Hana     Your heart pounds, your body feels hot, [09:35] ---     and it feels as if your mind goes blank. [09:40] Hana     Or, so I'm told. [09:42] Tsubaki     Your heart pounds, you feel hot,     and your mind goes blank... [09:47] Tsubaki     Thank you very much. [09:49] Tsubaki     Excuse me. [09:51] Konoha     Hana-sensei. [09:54] Konoha     What I was trying to say is, [09:56] ---     was it a good idea to     tell Tsubaki everything? [10:04] Hana     Tsubaki's going to be fine. [10:06] Hana     Because she's already     an outstanding kunoichi. [10:11] Konoha     Well, fair enough. [10:13] Konoha     But you know, the girl is     old enough to be interested. [10:22] Hana     She'll be fine. [10:24] Konoha     It sounds like you're telling yourself that. [10:34] Tsubaki     It was "love." [10:41] Tsubaki     It's love! [10:49] Tsubaki     But I've never even seen a man. [10:53] Tsubaki     So, is it love...? SIGN    Mokuren's Medical Jutsu [11:01] student     Good morning. [11:03] student     Such nice weather. [11:07] ---     Asagao! [11:08] student     Huh? I can't find my hair clip! [11:10] student     What should we do for fun today? [11:12] student     Come on, it's time you got up. SIGN    Monkey [11:26] Mokuren     It's a day off! [11:29] Tsuwabuki     Mhm. [11:30] Mokuren     I'm so happy. It's our day off! [11:33] Mokuren     "Day off." [11:35] ---     Yes, I even like the way it sounds. [11:38] Mokuren     Today I'm going to take a walk and     pick fruit, and relax while I eat it. [11:44] Housenka     Mokuren! I'm gonna go beat     Sazanka, and I need help! [11:48] Mokuren     Huh? Um... [11:50] Tsuwabuki     Stop that, Housenka. [11:51] ---     You know how Mokuren can't say no to a favor. [11:55] Housenka     Then you help me, Tsuwabuki! [11:57] Tsuwabuki     After this, I'm playing     go with Fuki and the gang. SIGN    Housenka [12:01] Housenka     That's never going to help     us take Team Dog's name! [12:04] Tsuwabuki     We don't need it. [12:06] ---     How about you use your head a little, too? [12:09] Tsuwabuki     Go is a great game. [12:12] Housenka     All you ever do is lose! [12:13] ---     "Use your head," indeed. [12:16] Housenka     That, coming from a violent,     musclebound... ape. [12:19] Tsuwabuki     Oh?! [12:21] Tsuwabuki     Sounds like you need some discipline! [12:25] Tsuwabuki     You little monkey! [12:26] Housenka     It's because you talked     about using your head! [12:32] Tsuwabuki     Shut your mouth! [12:34] Housenka     What're you doing?! [12:35] Tsuwabuki     You little...! [12:36] Housenka     It's not my fault! [12:44] Tsuwabuki     Get back here! [12:51] Mokuren     There we go. SIGN    Monkey [12:59] Mokuren     Things got off to a rough start, [13:02] ---     but now I get my relaxing day off! [13:23] Mokuren     You're so skillful. [13:26] Mokuren     One-two. [13:28] Mokuren     Huh? [13:30] Mokuren     Did you fall in? Come here. [13:52] Mokuren     Sour! [13:54] Mokuren     This one is... [13:59] Mokuren     sweet! [14:04] Mokuren     You want some? [14:06] Mokuren     All right. [14:14] Suzuran     Mokuren! [14:17] Mokuren     What's up? [14:19] Suzuran     I'm afraid Ajisai twisted her wrist. [14:21] Suzuran     Could you do that thing? The "whap" thing. [14:24] Ajisai     I just need medicinal herbs. [14:26] Suzuran     But it's our day off, and you can't fully     enjoy yourself with your hand like that. [14:31] Ajisai     But... [14:33] Mokuren     Let me see it. [14:36] Ajisai     B-Be gentle. [14:47] Ajisai     Ow! [14:49] Ajisai     Didn't I say "be gentle"?! [14:52] Mokuren     Sorry. How's your left hand? [14:57] Ajisai     It's better! [14:58] Mokuren     That's good. [15:00] Ajisai/Suzuran     Thank you! [15:02] Mokuren     Take care. [15:07] Mokuren     Doing that sure does tire me out. [15:12] Mokuren     I had better train some more. [15:45] Mokuren     Tsubaki! [15:50] Mokuren     There. [15:51] Mokuren     Did Housenka show up at     Team Dog's place again? [15:55] Tsubaki     No, she hasn't come by. [15:57] Mokuren     No? [15:58] Sazanka     Where are you, Nee-sama?! [16:01] Sazanka     Mokuren! Have you seen Nee-sama?! [16:03] Mokuren     Um... [16:05] Sazanka     She's been kinda weird all day! [16:07] ---     If you see her, ask her why! [16:08] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [16:17] Mokuren     What's the matter? [16:19] Tsubaki     Sazanka's blowing it out of proportion. [16:21] ---     I've just been thinking about something. [16:24] Mokuren     Oh, okay. [16:29] Mokuren     Hey, look. [16:31] Mokuren     Over there. [16:34] Mokuren     A bird nest. [16:36] Mokuren     Cute, aren't they? [16:41] Mokuren     I wanted to see it with you. [16:49] Tsubaki     Mokuren. [16:51] Tsubaki     Would you mind... listening to... [16:54] Tsubaki     what I have to say? [16:58] Mokuren     No problem. [17:03] Tsubaki     Um, how to put this... [17:07] Tsubaki     The thing is, I kind of wound up     with a secret I can't tell anyone. [17:14] Itadori     Mokuren! [17:15] Ume     Come with us! [17:16] Itadori     We need a favor from the medical team! [17:19] Mokuren     Okay, I'll be there later. [17:20] Itadori     No, we need you now! [17:22] Mokuren     Right now? [17:25] Mokuren     Sorry, but could you ask Tsuwabuki? [17:28] Itadori     She's too busy playing go to do it! [17:30] Ume     And Housenka's passed out next to her! [17:33] Ume/Itadori     Please, Mokuren! [17:36] Tsubaki     Go on. Go with them. [17:38] Tsubaki     Sounds like they're in a hurry. [17:41] Mokuren     I'll listen once I'm done. [17:43] Itadori     Mokuren, hurry! [17:46] Itadori     This is it. [17:48] Mokuren     Um... [17:50] Mokuren     A broken teacup? [17:53] Ume     Fuki treasures this one! SIGN    Team     Tiger [17:55] Itadori     Please! Fix it with your "whap" thing! [17:57] Mokuren     Well, I can only use that on living beings. [18:03] Itadori     Fuki's gonna kill us! [18:04] Ume     Then what do we do?! [18:06] Mokuren     I'm sure it'll be okay. [18:08] Mokuren     She'll forgive you if you apologize properly. [18:10] Ume/Itadori     Mokuren... [18:12] Ume     Could you come with us when we do it? [18:14] Mokuren     Sure thing. [18:17] Ume/Itadori     We're sorry! [18:18] Tsuwabuki     That turns out like this,     and this turns out like that... [18:22] Fuki     Don't worry about it. [18:22] Tsuwabuki     And if not, then this, and that, and... [18:26] Fuki     More importantly, were you hurt? [18:29] Higiri     Mokuren! [18:56] students     Mokuren! [18:58] students     Mokuren! [18:59] students     Mokuren! [19:01] students     Mokuren! [19:02] students     Mokuren! [19:07] Mokuren     Tsubaki. [19:10] Mokuren     Sorry I took so long. [19:12] Tsubaki     That's fine. But you look completely drained. [19:16] Tsubaki     We can wait and talk     another time, if you like. [19:19] Mokuren     It's okay, this always happens. [19:22] Tsubaki     You really never say no. [19:25] Mokuren     I'm bad at refusing,     so everyone asks me to do things. [19:31] Tsubaki     No, Mokuren, that's... [19:33] Mokuren     You know, I'm happy when they ask me. [19:39] Mokuren     Doing things for everyone... [19:44] Mokuren     I'm on Team Monkey. [19:49] Mokuren     So, that's my job. [19:53] Tsubaki     Your job... [19:58] Tsubaki     Say, Mokuren. [20:00] Tsubaki     Please whap my forehead. [20:03] Mokuren     S-Sure, but... does your head hurt? [20:06] Tsubaki     No, you don't have to use the Jutsu. [20:09] Mokuren     Huh? [20:09] Tsubaki     Just go on. Do it. [20:11] Mokuren     All right. [20:16] Mokuren     A-Are you okay? [20:18] Tsubaki     Yes! Thank you! [20:20] Tsubaki     I'll be going now. [20:22] Mokuren     Huh? [20:23] Mokuren     What about talking? [20:25] Tsubaki     You helped me remember. [20:28] Tsubaki     My job is to be stout-hearted. [20:33] Mokuren     Right. [20:35] Tsubaki     Hey, Mokuren. [20:38] Tsubaki     Everyone asks you for things,     not because you don't refuse, [20:42] ---     but because they rely on you. [20:45] Tsubaki     Sazanka is worried, so I'm going to go. [21:00] Mokuren     I'm tired. [21:03] Mokuren     I'll sleep just for a bit. [21:09] Tsuwabuki     Hey. [21:10] Tsuwabuki     Wake up, Mokuren. You'll catch a cold. [21:16] Mokuren     Good morning. Are you done playing go? [21:19] Tsuwabuki     What are you talking about?     It's night already. [21:22] Housenka     This is too lazy even for a day off, Mokuren. [21:25] Tsuwabuki     Let's go home. [21:26] Housenka     We looked all over for you. [21:30] Mokuren     Huh?! [23:03] Tsubaki     Mokuren! [23:05] Mokuren     What's the matter today? SIGN    Monkey [23:08] sign     Are you okay? Your face is all red. [23:11] sign     Do you have a fever? [23:13] Tsubaki     Maybe "fever" isn't the word... [23:15] Mokuren     Is your heart pounding, by chance? SIGN    A     k     a     n     e          C     l     a     s     s [23:17] Tsubaki     Huh?! [23:19] Tsubaki     Yeah. [23:20] Mokuren     Your body feels hot? [23:22] Tsubaki     Yeah! Yeah! [23:23] Mokuren     And it feels as if your mind goes blank? [23:26] Tsubaki     You know what it is?! [23:28] Mokuren     Sure, no problem. [23:30] Mokuren     I'll cure you. [23:32] Tsubaki     Huh? SIGN    Next time:          A Fight over Some Fruit     Independence and     Indulgence          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     To be continued... E5 - A Fight Over Some Fruit | Independence and Indulgence Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Asagao     This way! [00:05] Asagao     This is the way! [00:08] Tsubaki     You sure are cheerful, Asagao. [00:10] Asagao     Naturally! [00:11] Sazanka     Yeah, really. [00:12] ---     She brightens up at the mere mention of food. [00:16] Asagao     You bet. And just for that,     you don't get any. [00:20] Sazanka     Huh?! [00:21] Sazanka     We're out here gathering     food in the first place [00:24] ---     because you scarfed down our     team's emergency supply! [00:26] Asagao     I've got a big body, so I have to eat a lot! [00:30] Sazanka     Says you, you overeater! [00:32] Asagao     I really won't give you a single piece. [00:35] Asagao     I put it all here for safe keep— [00:40] Asagao     It's g-gone. [00:41] Sazanka     Huh? [00:43] Asagao     The chocolate vine that was here... [00:45] ---     It's all gone, you know. [00:47] Sazanka     You probably ate it as soon as you found it. [00:50] Asagao     I did not! [00:52] Asagao     I wrote my name on it, and was     waiting for it to get bigger! [00:58] Tsubaki     Maybe birds ate it, or something? [01:02] Hinagiku     This is quite tasty. [01:04] Kibushi     Right! [01:05] Hinagiku     If I eat a delicious thing like this, [01:08] ---     maybe I'll become even cuter. [01:11] Kibushi     Oh? [01:12] Kibushi     Hinagiku, I simply couldn't     handle you getting any cuter. [01:18] Sazanka     Ugh, Team Horse. [01:21] Sazanka     Nee-sama, I can't deal with them.     Let's get out of here. [01:25] Asagao     There it is! [01:27] Asagao     That! That! [01:29] writing     That's my chocolate vine, you know! SIGN    A [03:04] Asagao     That's my chocolate vine, you know! [03:07] Asagao     My name's written on it! SIGN    A Fight Over Some Fruit SIGN    Munch...     Munch... [03:11] Hinagiku     Well, let it go. [03:14] Hinagiku     When you consider how I can     become cuter by eating this... [03:20] Kibushi     It's a small price to pay, Hinagiku! [03:22] Asagao     It's a total ripoff, you know! SIGN    A SIGN    A SIGN    A SIGN    A SIGN    A SIGN    A [03:25] Asagao     And for that matter, I had     my eye on those there, too! [03:29] Hinagiku     Hey, what's the big deal? [03:30] ---     Don't be so inflexible. [03:34] Asagao     I've heard enough! Give it back! [03:37] Hinagiku     Oniyuri. [03:39] Oniyuri     On it. [03:52] Tsubaki     Uh, Hinagiku. [03:55] Tsubaki     Please give it back to Asagao. [03:58] ---     It's an Akane Class rule. [03:59] ---     Things in the mountains belong     to whose name is on them. [04:02] Oniyuri     That doesn't apply here. [04:04] Tsubaki     What?! [04:05] Oniyuri     All it says on them is "A." [04:07] ---     I wouldn't call that a name. [04:08] Asagao     I-It's my initial. [04:11] ---     I-I wish you'd accept that! [04:13] Oniyuri     Give up. [04:17] Kibushi     Once Oniyuri decides something,     she never backs down. [04:21] ---     You should go ahead and give up. [04:24] Hinagiku     This is turning into a pain. [04:26] ---     Would you mind leaving? [04:29] Hinagiku     I don't feel like heeding what anyone     less cute than me says, anyway. [04:34] Hinagiku     In any case, you're wasting your time. [04:37] Hinagiku     Why not yield to my cuteness,     and go find some other fruit? [04:41] Tsubaki     Hinagiku, that's... [04:43] Sazanka     I'm done listening to this. [04:46] Sazanka     That's some mouth you've got on you. [04:49] Sazanka     Who do you think you are?! [04:54] Tsubaki     Sazanka... [04:57] Tsubaki     For Asagao's sake... [05:02] Tsubaki     Even if all you do is fight, [05:04] ---     at the end of the day, you two are still... [05:08] Sazanka     What do you mean, "What anyone     less cute than you says"?! [05:12] Sazanka     Nee-sama is a hundred times     cuter than the likes of you! [05:16] Tsubaki     Mhm! [05:17] Tsubaki     Eh? [05:19] Hinagiku     Huh? [05:21] Sazanka     Isn't that right, Asagao? [05:22] Asagao     That's right! [05:23] Tsubaki     H-Hey... [05:25] Asagao     And stealing someone's food     is not cute, you know! [05:30] Kibushi     It's plain to see Hinagiku is cuter! [05:33] Sazanka     No, Nee-sama is. [05:36] Hinagiku     Now, now. [05:38] Hinagiku     Listen, then. [05:39] Hinagiku     Let's do this. [05:41] ---     Tsubaki and I will compete     to see who's cutest. [05:47] Sazanka     Nee-sama will crush you with ease. [05:49] Asagao     Give back the fruit if we win! [05:52] Hinagiku     Fine. [05:54] Hinagiku     And if Tsubaki loses,     give up and leave already. [06:01] Tsubaki     U-Um, excuse me... [06:03] Sazanka     So? How do we decide this thing? [06:07] Hinagiku     Oh, about that. [06:11] Sazanka     C-Can't move! [06:18] Oniyuri     Shadow Bind. [06:23] Hinagiku     We'll decide by majority vote. [06:25] Tsubaki     Sazanka! Asagao! [06:27] Kibushi     I've got her, Hinagiku! [06:32] Sazanka     Hey! How is this even fair?! [06:40] Hinagiku     Loyalty Trance Jutsu. [06:55] Hinagiku     Who is cuter? Me, or Tsubaki? [07:01] Everyone (except Tsubaki)     Hinagiku! [07:03] Everyone (except Tsubaki)     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [07:13] Hinagiku     Five votes! [07:15] Hinagiku     I win. Not that there was any doubt. [07:19] Hinagiku     Maybe there was no need to ask. [07:22] Hinagiku     Was there any need to     compare in the first place? [07:25] Hinagiku     There sure wasn't. [07:30] Tsubaki     There are six of me. [07:33] Hinagiku     You're kidding. That's too advanced! [07:36] Hinagiku     And isn't it sneaky?! [07:38] Tsubaki     You're the ones who used Jutsu first. [07:42] Oniyuri     She does have a point. [07:44] Hinagiku     Hey, Oniyuri. [07:45] Hinagiku     Go defeat those copies, or I'm in trouble. [07:49] Oniyuri     Not gonna happen. [07:50] Oniyuri     They may be copies, but they're Tsubaki. [07:53] Oniyuri     And there're six of her. [07:55] Tsubaki     Time for another majority vote. [07:59] Tsubaki     Between me and Hinagiku, wh-which... SIGN    Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget [08:10] Tsubaki     Wh-Which one is c-cu— [08:28] Hinagiku     Why'd you have to go and scare me like that? [08:32] Hinagiku     Of course you couldn't keep     six copies going for long. [08:37] Tsubaki     I-I was... [08:40] Tsubaki     I was too embarrassed to call myself cute! [08:52] Kibushi     What's the matter, Hinagiku? [08:54] Kibushi     Good for you! You won! [08:58] Kibushi     But then, of course you did. You're cute. [09:08] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [09:09] Asagao     Are you okay? [09:10] Tsubaki     I'm sorry, you two. [09:13] Sazanka     No, it's not your fault. [09:15] Sazanka     Ow! [09:19] Sazanka     Hey! What gives?! [09:29] Tsubaki     Huh? [09:30] Hinagiku     Who care about these?! [09:31] Hinagiku     If you want them, you can have them all! [09:35] Sazanka     Ow! [09:36] Asagao     There're some in here that     aren't mine, you know. [09:39] Hinagiku     Shut up! I said you can have them all! [09:43] Hinagiku     I've had enough! I'm going home! [09:49] Kibushi     Wait up, Hinagiku! [09:55] Oniyuri     If Hinagiku ends up thinking     someone's cuter than her, [09:59] ---     her pride makes her wallow in despair. [10:03] Oniyuri     You girls win the competition. [10:08] Tsubaki     We won? [10:10] Sazanka     That's my Nee-sama! [10:12] Tsubaki     Eh? [10:13] Tsubaki     Right... [10:14] Sazanka     And hey, Asagao! [10:15] Asagao     Huh? [10:16] Sazanka     Why're you eating already?! [10:17] ---     That's supposed to be for emergencies! [10:19] Asagao     Yeah, but I'm hungry! [10:22] Sazanka     Hand it over! [10:23] Tsubaki     A-At what point did I win? [10:25] Asagao     Stop! SIGN    Independence and Indulgence [10:30] Suzuran     Look how dirty you got. [10:32] Suzuran     You worked so hard, Ajisai. [10:34] Ajisai     Yeah. [10:35] Suzuran     And you feel fine? [10:37] Ajisai     Yeah. [10:40] Suzuran     Okay, now the other foot. [10:42] Ajisai     I'm Ajisai. [10:45] banner     Ox [10:45] Ajisai     Team Ox. [10:47] Ajisai     Right now, I have a very big issue. [10:52] Ajisai     Namely... [10:56] Suzuran     Oh? [10:58] Ajisai     No, the issue isn't that I'm hungry. [11:00] Suzuran     Shion! Trouble! [11:03] Shion     What's wrong? [11:05] Suzuran     It sounds like Ajisai's starving. [11:08] Shion     We can't have that. [11:09] ---     Huh? [11:10] Shion     Shuriken training is on hold. [11:12] Suzuran     I think I have some dried meat in my pouch. [11:16] Shion     She probably wants something sweet, too. [11:18] ---     There's a fig tree nearby. [11:22] Suzuran     Just hang in there a minute. [11:27] Shion     That'll do. [11:30] Shion     Here. [11:30] Suzuran     Here. [11:32] Ajisai     This is Suzuran, also in Team Ox. [11:34] Suzuran     You trained so hard. [11:35] ---     She's a kind older girl. [11:35] ---     No wonder you're hungry. Have some. [11:41] Ajisai     This is Shion, our team leader. [11:43] Shion     Look, a fully ripe fig. [11:44] ---     She's blunt, but strong and kind. [11:46] ---     I bet it's sweet and tasty. Eat up. [11:51] Suzuran     Ajisai truly is cute. [11:54] Shion     Mhm. [11:55] Suzuran     So cute! [11:56] Ajisai     And these two... [11:57] Shion     Yeah. [11:59] Ajisai     are overprotective. [12:03] Ajisai     Oh, no! I let them baby me again! [12:07] Suzuran     Well? Is that enough? [12:09] Ajisai     I'm done! [12:11] Ajisai     My issue is... [12:12] Shion     Done already? [12:13] Ajisai     Yeah. [12:14] Ajisai     ...that these two overindulge me. [12:18] Suzuran     Ajisai. [12:22] Suzuran     Here you go. [12:28] Suzuran     Maybe she wanted a different fruit. [12:31] Shion     Okay, I'll go pick one. [12:32] Ajisai     Don't bother! [12:35] Ajisai     I-I'll pick it myself! [12:47] Suzuran     Ajisai, are you okay? [12:51] Shion     Hang on. I'll help you. [12:52] Ajisai     I'm fine! [12:58] Shion     You okay? [13:00] Shion     That was a close call. [13:03] Suzuran     You preferred that fruit? [13:05] Shion     I'd have picked it, if you said so. [13:07] Suzuran     That's right. [13:10] Ajisai     I'll be useless! I will,     if I keep relying on these two! [13:15] Ajisai     That's what I've realized lately. [13:18] Shion     It's dangerous up in trees. [13:20] Suzuran     Don't try too hard. [13:21] ---     You're still a child. [13:25] Ajisai     Stop treating me like a child! [13:27] Ajisai     I'm a Team Ox member, too! [13:29] Ajisai     I'm independent now! [13:35] Shion     "Independent," she says! [13:36] Suzuran     Well, well. [13:40] Suzuran     You say the cutest things. [13:42] Suzuran     Want some candy? [13:43] Ajisai     Yup! [13:49] Suzuran     Wait, Ajisai! [13:51] Shion     It's dangerous alone! [13:53] Ajisai     Don't follow me! [14:02] Ajisai     When they pamper me,     I end up going along with it. [14:07] Ajisai     I'm sure the problem is that     I don't seem independent. [14:13] Ajisai     Okay! [14:14] Ajisai     I'll find some way to     get them to admit I am, [14:17] ---     and to stop indulging me! [14:21] Ajisai     How, though?! [14:24] Tsubaki     Ajisai? [14:27] Tsubaki     Is something wrong? [14:30] Ajisai     Team Dog. [14:32] Tsubaki     This is unusual, you being alone. [14:35] Asagao     It's true. [14:36] ---     You're always with Suzuran or Shion. [14:41] Ajisai     Tsubaki! [14:43] Ajisai     Fight a duel with me! [14:47] Tsubaki     Eh? [14:48] Sazanka     Huh?! Where did that come     from all of a sudden?! [14:52] Sazanka     Nee-sama's not gonna fight     with the likes of you! [14:58] Tsubaki     All right. [14:59] Sazanka     Hey, Nee-sama! [14:59] Ajisai     Thank you. [15:01] Sazanka     No! This isn't for you to do! [15:03] Sazanka     I can take her on, no problem! [15:08] Ajisai     Not you. You're too unimpressive. [15:10] Sazanka     Huh?! [15:11] Ajisai     You always act so conceited,     but then you fall back on Tsubaki. [15:16] Sazanka     Huh? Well, you're always getting     spoiled by Shion and Suzuran. [15:21] Sazanka     You big baby. [15:29] Ajisai     Fine, I'll start with Sazanka. [15:33] Ajisai     And then, Tsubaki. [15:36] Ajisai     I'll be waiting for you in the clearing! [15:39] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan, shouldn't you have stopped her? [15:44] Tsubaki     There was a serious look in her eyes. [15:46] Tsubaki     I'm sure she must have some reason for this. [15:56] Ajisai     If I duel with Tsubaki, [15:58] ---     I bet those two will admit     that I'm independent! [16:03] Tsubaki     Both of you, take your positions. [16:05] Ajisai     And first... [16:07] Tsubaki     You go until one of you surrenders, [16:09] ---     or this hourglass runs out. [16:12] Tsubaki     Understood? [16:15] Tsubaki     Now, then. [16:18] Tsubaki     Begin! [16:30] Ajisai     O-O-Ow! [16:42] Sazanka     Stop running around! [16:51] Sazanka     "Fight a duel with me," huh?! [16:54] Sazanka     You've got a century to go before     you reach Nee-sama's level! [17:00] Sazanka     Just surrender already! [17:03] Ajisai     I can do it, too. [17:07] Ajisai     I can do it, too! [17:09] (Flashback) Shion     Listen, Ajisai. SIGN    Ox [17:12] (Flashback) Shion     Step firmly on the ground,     and put your strength into it. [17:15] (Flashback) Shion     Watch. [17:16] (Flashback) Shion     Step, and strike! [17:19] (Flashback) Shion     Step, and strike! [17:22] (Flashback) Shion     Give it a try. [17:23] (Flashback) Ajisai     Okay! [17:26] (Flashback) Ajisai     Step, and strike! [17:28] (Flashback) Ajisai     Step, and strike! [17:30] (Flashback) Ajisai     Step, and strike! [17:33] Ajisai     Step... [17:35] Ajisai     and strike! [17:42] Ajisai     It hit! [17:48] Ajisai     Substitution?! [17:49] Ajisai     Oh, no! [17:55] Sazanka     Gotcha! So easy! [17:59] Ajisai     Suzuran! Shion! [18:02] Sazanka     Going to run again? [18:05] Sazanka     You're a baby, after all. [18:11] Ajisai     That's right, I'm a baby! [18:13] Ajisai     I can't help it! [18:15] Ajisai     I enjoy being babied! [18:18] Sazanka     Huh?! [18:19] Ajisai     But that'll be my undoing, [18:21] ---     so I'll have those two approve     of me, and stop indulging me! [18:26] Sazanka     What's the big deal?! [18:28] ---     All you have to do is not depend on them! [18:32] Ajisai     It's harder than you make it sound! [18:36] Sazanka     You're gonna be spoiled forever! [18:39] Ajisai     Shut up! Shut up! [18:41] Sazanka     You can't do anything by yourself! [18:41] Tsubaki     This has sunken to the level     of children quarreling... [18:42] Ajisai     I'm not depending on them because I want to! [18:46] Sazanka     I don't even know what that means! [18:51] Tsubaki     That's enough! [18:59] Tsubaki     It's a draw. [19:02] Sazanka     With a baby... [19:04] Ajisai     With Sazanka! [19:08] Ajisai     A-At this rate, Suzuran and Shion     will never say I'm independent! [19:22] Suzuran     That's not true. [19:27] Shion     You were trying hard. [19:29] Ajisai     When did you get here? [19:31] Suzuran     Partway through. [19:33] Shion     We hear you challenged Tsubaki,     at first. That's crazy. [19:38] Ajisai     Well, I... [19:42] Shion     I'm sorry we laughed at you. [19:45] ---     You're plenty independent. [19:48] Suzuran     Sorry, Ajisai. You did great. [19:55] Shion     Are you hurt? [19:56] Ajisai     Well, just a little. [20:00] Tsubaki     Thank goodness. Looks like     that's been resolved. [20:00] Suzuran     Oh, no. We've got to get     you treated right away. [20:04] Ajisai     Oh, I'm fine! [20:04] Asagao     Mhm! [20:07] Ajisai     I'm Ajisai. [20:09] Ajisai     I've been deemed independent. [20:12] ---     Now they won't pamper me anymore! SIGN    Food SIGN    Dining     Hall [20:17] Ajisai     Or, so I thought. [20:18] Suzuran     Here, I took out the fish bones for you. [20:22] Ajisai     Yay! [20:24] Ajisai     But why?! [20:26] Suzuran     What's wrong? [20:28] Shion     Here, I'll give you a pickled plum.     You like those, right? SIGN    Ajisai [20:30] Ajisai     Oh, yeah! [20:33] Ajisai     I mean, stop it! [20:35] Shion     Stop what? [20:35] Ajisai     Pampering me! [20:37] ---     I'm independent! [20:41] Shion     Did you do what you did because     you don't want to be pampered? [20:45] Ajisai     Th-That's right. [20:47] Shion     Then you've got the wrong idea. [20:49] Ajisai     Huh? [20:49] Suzuran     That's right. [20:51] Suzuran     We're pampering you because     you're so cute, we can't resist. [20:57] Shion     That's it. [21:00] Shion     Here, have some fruit, too.     You like it, right? [21:03] Suzuran     I'll tie up your hair so it's easy to eat. [21:06] Shion     Here, I peeled it. [21:08] Tsubaki     It wasn't resolved at all. [21:12] Sazanka     Nee-sama, I worked hard today. [21:15] ---     I want you to feed me. [21:17] Suzuran     Look how cute she is, Shion. [21:21] Shion     Whoa! [21:21] Ajisai     I'm begging you, stop! [21:24] ---     Because I'll give in! [22:58] Suzuran     There, all done. [23:02] Shion     That's a good look for you. [23:04] Ajisai     Really? Thank you! [23:07] Sazanka     Stare... [23:10] Tsubaki     Shall we do that for you, too, Sazanka? [23:17] Tsubaki     That looks good, Sazanka! [23:19] Suzuran     You both look cute. [23:22] Shion     Mhm. [23:23] Tsubaki     Want to do it, too, Asagao? [23:25] Asagao     Can I?! SIGN    Horse SIGN    A     k     a     n     e          C     l     a     s     s [23:30] Oniyuri     Let's stay inside today. [23:32] Oniyuri     It's dangerous out here. [23:33] Kibushi     You're cute even when you cry, Hinagiku! [23:36] Tsubaki     To be continued! SIGN    Next time:          The Transfer Student     Shy Around Strangers          -Tsubaki E6 - The Transfer Student | Shy Around Strangers Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Hasu     Hey, take a look at this. [00:03] Higiri     What is it? SIGN    A transfer student is arriving today from another village.     Everyone be sure to be friendly. —Hana [00:04] Kagetsu     It says "transfer student"! [00:06] Benisumomo     At this time of year? [00:07] Kagetsu     Looks that way. [00:08] Housenka     Huh... [00:09] Hototogisu     I wonder what she's like. [00:10] Touwata     I hope she's a lively girl. [00:12] Ajisai     A quiet girl would be good, too. [00:15] Hinagiku     Maybe she... [00:17] Hinagiku     turns out to be a he! [00:29] Hinagiku     I just thought it might be interesting. [00:31] Ume     No chance! [00:33] Higiri     That would never happen. [00:34] Kibushi     I'll say. [00:35] Hasu     That did startle me a bit, though. [00:40] Itadori     Hey! Isn't that her? [00:43] Ajisai     Are you the transfer student? [00:45] Rindou     Y-Yeah. [00:46] Housenka     Why're you hiding? [00:48] Itadori     Come on down! [00:50] Rindou     Uh, I (Boku), um... [00:53] Benisumomo     "Boku"? [00:56] Benisumomo     What's "boku"? [00:58] Housenka     Her name? [00:59] Hinagiku     Got me. [01:00] Touwata     I seem to recall, "boku" is     a male first-person pronoun. [01:08] Benisumomo     Male? SIGN    The Transfer Student [02:46] Tsubaki     Tsubaki, reporting in. [02:50] Hana     Do you know about the transfer student? [02:51] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am. I read the sign. [02:53] Hana     I see. [02:54] Tsubaki     Does the fact that you summoned me mean...? [02:58] Hana     I'm putting her in your Team Dog. [02:59] Hana     Make her feel at home. [03:01] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [03:02] Tsubaki     Uh, so, what kind of girl is she? [03:08] Hana     She came from a village where men live. [03:12] Tsubaki     Huh? [03:13] Tsubaki     H-Huh?! Could that mean that     the transfer student is m... [03:19] Tsubaki     male, by any chance? [03:23] Hana     Of course it doesn't. [03:25] Tsubaki     O-Of course! [03:26] Hana     The transfer student is a girl. [03:29] Tsubaki     Then that means she knows about men. SIGN    Akane Class [03:33] Hana     Yes, and I want to avoid information     reaching the other students. [03:37] Hana     She's been told about our village's     situation, but you never know. [03:41] Hana     Tsubaki, stick with her and help her. [03:45] Tsubaki     I will! [03:46] Hana     Good. She's in your hands. [03:48] Tsubaki     If you'll excuse me. [04:01] Tsubaki     A transfer student who knows about men! [04:11] Tsubaki     No, no! I mustn't get carried away. [04:17] Tsubaki     What's going on? [04:19] Tsubaki     Did something happen? [04:21] Kagetsu     Oh, Tsubaki! As it turns out,     we caught a man! [04:26] Tsubaki     Huh?! [04:27] Hinagiku     What do you have to say for yourself, "man"? [04:31] Tsubaki     H-Hey, what's this "man" stuff? [04:34] Tsubaki     Isn't that the transfer student? [04:37] Hinagiku     That's right. [04:38] Tsubaki     So why are you doing this? [04:39] Hinagiku     Because, get this...     The transfer student is male! [04:43] Benisumomo     He said "boku." [04:45] Hinagiku     And they say "boku" is how     men refer to themselves. [04:56] Kagetsu     Say what? [05:00] Hinagiku     Hey, Tsubaki! What do you think you're doing?! [05:02] Tsubaki     Everybody calm down and think! [05:05] Tsubaki     There's no way the transfer student's male! [05:08] Kagetsu     But he said "boku"! [05:10] Hinagiku     If he's not male, show us some proof! [05:14] Kibushi     Yeah! You got any proof?! [05:20] Hinagiku     Oh! Hey! [05:21] Kibushi     They ran for it! SIGN    Asagao [05:28] Tsubaki     Are you all right? [05:29] Rindou     Yeah. Th-Thank you. [05:34] Tsubaki     My name is Tsubaki. [05:36] Tsubaki     May I ask what yours is? [05:40] Rindou     R-Rindou. Nice to meet you. [05:44] Tsubaki     Yes, it's nice to meet you, too, Rindou. [05:47] Rindou     You're in Team Dog? [05:50] Rindou     Um, I'm supposed to be in it, too. [05:52] Tsubaki     Yes, I heard that from Sensei. [05:55] Tsubaki     Um, I also know that you     lived in a village with men. [05:59] Rindou     O-Okay. [06:07] Tsubaki     That's a lovely mask. [06:10] Tsubaki     Is it a fox mask? [06:12] Rindou     Oh, yeah... [06:14] Tsubaki     What brings you to this village, Rindou? [06:17] Rindou     Uh, I've been shy ever since I was little. [06:22] Rindou     There aren't many boys in     the village where I lived. [06:26] Rindou     I was raised as one. [06:30] Rindou     But I wasn't growing up to be manly at all. [06:34] Rindou     So ultimately, they decided     to raise me as a girl. [06:39] Rindou     And they figured, why not place     me in an all-women village? [06:44] Tsubaki     So, that's it. [06:46] Rindou     Sorry. It never occurred to me just     saying "boku" would lead to all this. [06:51] Tsubaki     There's no need to apologize. [06:53] Rindou     Saying boku is a habit     from when I was raised male. [06:58] Tsubaki     It'll be fine. I'm going to help     so that things turn out well. [07:03] Rindou     Thank you! [07:13] Tsubaki     You're cute. [07:15] Tsubaki     I mean, really cute! [07:18] Rindou     N-No way... [07:19] Tsubaki     I've heard that men aren't cute! [07:22] Tsubaki     Now you'll be fine! [07:24] Tsubaki     Let's go see everyone! [07:26] Rindou     H-Huh?! [07:30] Tsubaki     Your attention, please! [07:31] Hinagiku     Tsubaki! He's male, isn't he? [07:34] Kibushi     Hand him over! [07:35] Tsubaki     You're wrong. [07:36] Tsubaki     This is Rindou, a girl! [07:39] Hinagiku     Then why did she say boku earlier? [07:43] Tsubaki     Rindou has always been frail, [07:46] Tsubaki     and because they wanted     her to grow up strong, [07:49] Tsubaki     she's been forced since she was     little to use the masculine "boku"! [07:53] Benisumomo     Say what? [07:55] Housenka     Is that true? [07:56] Hinagiku     So, do you have proof she's female? [07:59] Tsubaki     There's proof, all right. [08:03] Tsubaki     Right here! [08:07] Tsubaki     Um, Rindou? [08:09] Rindou     I-I can't. I'm too shy! [08:14] Benisumomo     Hey, what's the problem? [08:16] Housenka     He's really a man, isn't he? [08:18] student     Take off the mask already! [08:19] Tsubaki     R-Rindou, uh... [08:21] student     He's male after all, isn't he? [08:22] student     He is, isn't he? [08:24] student     Get on with it, already! [08:26] student     Why is the mask still on? [08:33] Tsubaki     Eh? [08:34] Hinagiku     Huh? [08:34] Kagetsu     He dropped his pants?! [08:36] Tsubaki     Wh-Why are you taking off clothing? [08:38] Rindou     Tsubaki, lean in. [08:41] Ume     Hey, what's going on? [08:43] Itadori     What're you talking about? [08:51] Tsubaki     Uh, um... [08:54] Tsubaki     A-Apparently, men have a stick-like     thing attached to their crotch... [09:00] Hinagiku     A stick on their crotch? [09:01] Kibushi     What's up with that? [09:04] Tsubaki     Look closely. Rindou does not have one! [09:08] Tsubaki     And it's called... [09:09] Tsubaki     a ding-a-ling! [09:14] Tsubaki     Or, apparently it is. [09:16] Hinagiku     Ding... [09:17] Kagetsu/Hototogisu     ...a-ling? [09:18] Touwata     Ding-a-ling? [09:19] Ajisai     Ding-a-ling? [09:20] Ume/Itadori     Ding-a-ling? [09:22] Benisumono     Ding-a-ling? [09:26] Kagetsu     What's with that name?! [09:28] Hototogisu     Weird! [09:29] Hasu     "Ding-a-ling," she said. [09:31] Higiri     I think someone got the     "nin-nin" chant wrong. [09:33] Benisumomo     Ding-a-ling, huh? [09:36] Touwata     I can't stop laughing! [09:38] Housenka     Ding-a-ling! [09:40] Ume     Ding-a-ling! [09:42] Itadori     Ding-a-ling! [09:44] Housenka     Ding-a-ling! [09:45] Kagetsu/Hototogisu     Ding-a-ling! [09:46] Ume/Itadori     Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! [09:53] Hinagiku     Hey, is that true? [09:53] Ume/Itadori     Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! [09:55] Touwata     I have... heard mention of it. [10:00] Ume/Itadori     Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! [10:05] Hinagiku     Rindou, was it? [10:07] Hinagiku     Sorry for doubting you. [10:09] Rindou     Oh, s'okay. [10:11] Kagetsu     Sorry, Rindou. [10:13] Ume     Let's be friends! [10:14] Touwata     Which team are you joining? [10:16] Hototogisu     How old are you? [10:17] Hasu     Why are you wearing a mask? [10:20] Kibushi     Is something wrong? [10:23] Kagetsu     She ran off somewhere. [10:25] Hototogisu     Did she get mad, maybe? [10:27] Ajisai     We haven't even introduced ourselves! [10:30] Tsubaki     Rindou is very shy. [10:33] Housenka     Then let's go find her! [10:34] Hinagiku     Good idea. [10:35] Itadori     Which way did she go? [10:37] Ume     Maybe into the forest! [10:38] Kibushi     How about the fields? [10:39] Higiri     We'll split up and search, then. [10:41] everyone     Yeah! Ding-a-ling! [10:45] Tsubaki     Ding-a-ling... [10:48] Tsubaki     F-For some reason... [10:50] Tsubaki     that's embarrassing! SIGN    Shy Around Strangers SIGN    Team Dog [10:57] Tsubaki     And so, this is Rindou,     who's joining Team Dog. [11:01] Tsubaki     Let's all give it our best together. [11:03] Asagao     A transfer student! [11:06] Rindou     Uh, n-nice to— [11:08] Asagao     I'm Asagao! Nice to meet you! [11:10] Asagao     That's Sazanka. [11:13] Rindou     Nice to meet you, Sazanka. [11:16] Rindou     Oh... [11:17] Tsubaki     Rindou. [11:19] Tsubaki     May I give you a tour of our room? [11:21] Rindou     Oh, sure. [11:22] Tsubaki     Let's see, first... [11:25] Tsubaki     The futons are in here. [11:27] Tsubaki     In Team Dog, we make it a     practice to sleep side by side. [11:31] Tsubaki     As of today, it'll be the four of us! [11:33] Rindou     Okay. [11:34] Tsubaki     Also, put your personal belongings in this. SIGN    Rindou [11:38] Tsubaki     I labeled it with your name. [11:41] Rindou     Thank you. [11:42] Tsubaki     And then, tea implements are over here. [11:47] Tsubaki     These hanging scrolls are     in each team's room, SIGN    Dog SIGN    A     k     a     n     e          C     l     a     s     s [11:51] Tsubaki     and I heard some very distinguished person     in the village made them long ago. [11:56] Tsubaki     They were named, um, I think... [11:57] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan seems happy. [12:00] Tsubaki     Oh, it's totally escaping me. [12:02] Sazanka     Why do you wear a mask? [12:04] Rindou     Oh, uh, because... [12:07] Rindou     Wh-What? [12:08] Asagao     This sound! [12:10] Asagao     It's the sound of dinner! [12:13] Tsubaki/Rindou     Time to eat. [12:13] Asagao     Time to eat! [12:14] Sazanka     Time to eat... [12:17] Tsubaki     So the mouth part comes off... [12:19] Asagao     Hey, Rindou. Do you eat a lot? [12:22] Asagao     You don't have to finish all yours.     Especially fish, or meat. [12:27] Tsubaki     Hey! Bad manners, Asagao. [12:30] Rindou     Don't worry. I eat plenty. [12:32] Asagao     Oh, okay... [12:35] Mokuren     Tsubaki. [12:37] Mokuren     Hi. This girl is Team Dog's transfer student? [12:41] Tsubaki     Yes, this is Rindou. [12:43] Rindou     Oh, um... [12:44] Mokuren     I'm Mokuren. Team Monkey. Nice to meet you. [12:48] Rindou     Uh, yeah. [12:50] Tsubaki     Team Monkey is the medical team. [12:52] Rindou     Is that so? [12:53] Mokuren     You can bring your troubles     to me, not just your injuries. [12:57] Rindou     Thank you. [12:59] Housenka     Oh! Isn't that Rindou? [13:01] Kibushi     We couldn't find you anywhere earlier! [13:04] Kibushi     Are you good at hiding? [13:06] Housenka     Where were you? [13:08] Hinagiku     Why do you wear a mask even when you eat? [13:10] Tsubaki     Hey, everyone! [13:14] Sazanka     Enough yammering! I'm eating here. [13:17] Sazanka     Could you go somewhere else? [13:18] Hinagiku/Kibushi/Housenka     Huh?! [13:20] Kibushi     What's with you?! [13:21] Housenka     We just want to talk a bit! [13:22] Tsubaki     Hey, hey. [13:24] Tsubaki     A barrage of questions is     overwhelming for Rindou. [13:28] Tsubaki     Please let things settle down first. [13:32] Hinagiku     Fine, then. [13:33] Kibushi     We'll wait until next time. [13:35] Housenka     Phooey. [13:44] Rindou     Uh, Sazanka. [13:48] Tsubaki     Were you all right? [13:49] Rindou     Oh, yeah. Thank you. [13:57] Asagao     Wasn't dinner yummy, Rindou? [14:00] Rindou     Yup. [14:01] Asagao     I grew the pickled daikon     radish we had today. [14:04] Asagao     I'm raising all sorts of other veggies, too. [14:07] Rindou     Oh, really? [14:08] Asagao     I'll show you around the fields tomorrow. [14:12] Asagao     Oh, I know. [14:13] Asagao     Hey, Tsubaki-chan. [14:15] ---     Now that Rindou's come and all, today     let's bathe up in the mountains! [14:18] Tsubaki     Good idea. Let's do that. [14:21] Rindou     Up in the mountains? [14:32] Rindou     Wow! [14:35] Asagao     Yahoo! [14:39] Tsubaki     Asagao! No leaping in. It's dangerous! [14:43] Asagao     Big bath! [14:49] Rindou     It's so warm. [14:51] Asagao     Rindou, swim with me! [14:53] Asagao     It's fun! [14:55] Rindou     S-Sure! Later on. [14:58] Tsubaki     This bath is spacious, but it's     far away, so we rarely come here. [15:03] Rindou     It's not very close to the village. [15:09] Asagao     Ninja art: [15:10] Asagao     Squirt Gun! [15:13] Tsubaki     Why you! [15:25] Rindou     Um... [15:27] Tsubaki     I swear, that Asagao. [15:29] Tsubaki     Oh, Sazanka. Where are you going? [15:32] Sazanka     Over to the hot section. [15:40] Tsubaki     This water sure is great. [15:43] Rindou     Yeah. [15:48] Tsubaki     Th-This might be my chance     to ask Rindou about men. [15:54] Rindou     This is fun. [15:55] Tsubaki     Huh? [15:56] Rindou     I was raised as a boy in the village, [16:00] ---     so I couldn't bathe with girls. [16:02] Rindou     And I was too embarrassed     to get in with the boys. [16:06] Rindou     So, it's fun getting to bathe     with everyone like this. [16:09] Tsubaki     Well, good for— [16:12] Rindou     But it looks like Sazanka doesn't like me. [16:15] Tsubaki     Huh?! [16:17] Rindou     She's so huffy with me. [16:18] Tsubaki     Oh, that's— [16:19] Asagao     She doesn't dislike you! [16:21] Asagao     You see, Sazanka's shy around strangers. [16:24] Asagao     Once she gets to know you,     she'll act totally conceited. [16:28] Rindou     Is that so? [16:29] Tsubaki     Yes. So, it'll be fine     once she's used to you. [16:33] Rindou     Huh... [16:34] Tsubaki     Want me to go get her? [16:36] Rindou     N-No! [16:37] Rindou     I'll go to her. [16:52] Rindou     Sazanka. [16:53] Sazanka     Wh-What? [16:54] Rindou     Uh, I... [16:58] Rindou     want to be friends with you! [17:01] Rindou     I'm shy around strangers, too. [17:06] Sazanka     Nobody ever said I was... [17:15] Rindou     Tsubaki! [17:17] Rindou     S-Sazanka is...! [17:23] Tsubaki     Looks like the heat got to her. [17:28] Asagao     What now? We could go call Team Monkey,     but it's so far away. [17:33] Tsubaki     That's true. [17:35] Rindou     Maybe she got stressed out because of me. [17:38] Tsubaki     No, I'm sure that's not it. [17:40] Rindou     No, it's my fault. [17:42] Rindou     I can tell, because I'm     shy around strangers, too. [17:45] Rindou     And so... [17:50] Asagao     You mean, you can use medical Jutsu, too? [17:53] Rindou     I can't. [17:56] Rindou     But... [18:03] Rindou     I can summon. [18:04] Asagao     Wow! What's that?! [18:07] Rindou     Come Here Jutsu. [18:08] Asagao     Come Here? [18:10] Rindou     Mokuren. [18:10] Mokuren     Y-Yes? [18:13] Rindou     I want you... to heal Sazanka. [18:20] Sazanka     Ouch! [18:23] Sazanka     Be gentler! [18:26] Mokuren     Sorry. [18:27] Tsubaki     Shouldn't you be thanking her, Sazanka?! [18:29] Mokuren     No, I just did my job. If you thank anyone... [18:34] Mokuren     thank Rindou. [18:48] Sazanka     Can't you move? [18:49] Rindou     Summoning... tires me out. [19:06] Rindou     Huh? [19:12] Tsubaki     Hey! Sazanka! [19:13] Mokuren     She's cute! [19:14] Asagao     Wow! [19:15] Rindou     G-Give it back! [19:22] Sazanka     You can move just fine. [19:24] Tsubaki     Rindou! Towel! Towel! [19:26] Tsubaki     There we go. [19:30] Rindou     I... [19:33] Rindou     I'm shy about my face. [19:39] Sazanka     It's weird to be more shy about     your face than about being naked! [19:45] Rindou     Well, that's the way I feel. [19:48] Sazanka     Ow. [19:49] Tsubaki     Come on! [19:56] Sazanka     Th-Thank you... Rindou. [20:18] Tsubaki     Sazanka is all better,     so why don't we get back in? [20:22] Mokuren     Maybe I'll get in, too, then. [20:25] Asagao     Yay! Let's all swim! [20:27] Sazanka     You're so childish, Asagao. [20:30] Rindou     I want to swim, too. [20:32] Asagao     Then, let's have a race, Rindou! [20:34] Rindou     S-Sure! SIGN    Tiger SIGN    Team Tiger SIGN    Secret     base [22:11] Konoha     All right, we're starting class. [22:14] Konoha     Take your seats. [22:17] Konoha     We'll start with a ninjutsu review. [22:20] Konoha     Quiet down over there. And be seated. [22:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu     Yes, ma'am! [22:27] Konoha     First we have Transformation Jutsu. [22:32] Konoha     Next is Copy Jutsu. [22:35] Konoha     This would be Fire Style Jutsu. [22:39] Konoha     Onward we go. [22:40] Higuruma     Konoha-sensei!     Housenka says her stomach hurts! [22:44] Konoha     She may go to the bathroom. [22:47] Konoha     Let's continue. [22:49] Konoha     Sleep Bell Jutsu. [22:51] Konoha     Where the sound of a bell puts you to sleep. [22:54] Konoha     Shadow Bind Jutsu. [22:56] Konoha     You step on someone's shadow     to keep them from moving. [22:59] Konoha     And, next... [23:02] Konoha     Asagao. [23:04] Asagao     I'm sorry. [23:07] Konoha     Hang in there until lunch. [23:09] Konoha     Loyalty Trance Jutsu. [23:11] Konoha     Don't use this one irresponsibly. [23:14] Konoha     Dancing Leaves Jutsu. [23:15] Konoha     You're a bagworm before you know it. [23:19] Konoha     The "whap" thing. [23:20] Konoha     Well, this needs no explanation. [23:24] Konoha     That's all. How many have you memorized? [23:26] student     Three! [23:27] student     I knew them all! [23:27] student     Five! [23:29] Konoha     See you next time, then. [23:31] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan?! [23:31] student     Huh?! [23:32] student     No way! [23:32] Sazanka     Nee-sama?! [23:33] Tsubaki     Be sure to learn them by heart! SIGN    Next time:          Rindou's Resolve     Late-Night Summons          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     To be continued! E7 - Rindou's Resolve / Late-Night Summons Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Rindou     H-Here goes, um, Sazanka. [00:17] Rindou     N-No! I can't take it off! [00:29] Rindou     Okay. [00:32] Rindou     This time. [00:35] Rindou     No! [00:36] Rindou     No! [00:37] Rindou     No! [00:41] Rindou     Wh-Whoops... [00:43] Rindou     I'm still too shy! SIGN    Rindou's Resolve SIGN    Dog [02:30] Tsubaki     What are you up to     first thing in the morning? [02:32] Sazanka     W-Well, I thought I'd look at Rindou's face. [02:36] Tsubaki     You can't just take it off without asking. [02:39] Tsubaki     You know she's shy about     being seen without it. [02:42] Sazanka     But! [02:42] Tsubaki     No buts. SIGN    Soy     Sauce [02:46] Sazanka     What's the big deal, anyway?! [02:52] Sazanka     And how long does she plan to wear a mask?! [02:56] Asagao     Um... [02:57] Asagao     See, Rindou is a shy person. [03:02] Sazanka     What's with the "I'm so embarrassed"?! [03:04] Sazanka     Over her cute face, of all things! [03:09] Asagao     My fish! [03:11] Hinagiku     Cute? [03:13] Kibushi     What's wrong, Hinagiku? [03:13] Asagao     Give back my fish! [03:15] Hinagiku     Didn't Sazanka just say that Rindou's cute? [03:16] Sazanka     Shut up. If you want to     blame someone, blame Rindou. [03:19] Kibushi     Was she talking about that? [03:21] Oniyuri     She was. [03:22] Hinagiku     I knew it. [03:23] Kibushi     But if she's cute, there's no reason      for her to wear a mask, is there? [03:28] Hinagiku     That's very true. [03:30] Oniyuri     You never know. [03:32] Oniyuri     Sazanka isn't the type to just toss     around compliments like "cute." [03:40] Sazanka     Why'd you call us out to a place like this? [03:43] Hinagiku     So, is what you said earlier true? [03:48] Sazanka/Asagao     Earlier? [03:50] Hinagiku     You're so dense. [03:52] Hinagiku     Weren't you saying that Rindou is cute? [03:55] Sazanka     Oh, that? [03:57] Sazanka     Well, who can say? [03:59] Asagao     It's true! [04:00] Asagao     I saw when we were bathing! [04:02] Asagao     You don't need to engage with them. [04:07] Hinagiku     Now that I've heard she's cute, [04:09] ---     there's no way I'm not going to make sure. [04:12] Kibushi     Mhm! [04:12] Hinagiku     Right? [04:14] Sazanka     What, then? [04:15] Hinagiku     Listen, I want to take off Rindou's mask. [04:20] Hinagiku     Care to help me? [04:22] Sazanka     Oh yeah? [04:23] Asagao     Don't do that! It's not good to force her! [04:26] Sazanka     Asagao. [04:27] Asagao     But... [04:29] Sazanka     I'll give you my side dishes at dinner. [04:31] Sazanka     Just do as I say. [04:34] Hinagiku     Oh, I didn't think you'd be so into it. [04:37] Hinagiku     You must have plenty of gripes about Rindou. [04:42] Sazanka     Whatever. Just tell us the plan. [04:55] Rindou     Maybe I did a bad thing. [04:58] Rindou     Because I don't want my face being     seen, you got mad at Sazanka. [05:05] Tsubaki     You don't need to worry about it. [05:08] Rindou     But... [05:10] Tsubaki     She probably wants lots of your     attention, but she's awkward. [05:16] Tsubaki     She ends up going about it a bit childishly. [05:20] Tsubaki     But you know, Rindou, [05:22] Tsubaki     Sazanka is a very good, kind girl at heart. [05:27] Tsubaki     So, there's no need to worry. [05:29] Rindou     All right. [05:37] Rindou     I'm stuck now. [05:39] Tsubaki     You're very careful with your mask. [05:42] Tsubaki     Looks like even the butterfly can tell. [05:44] Rindou     The head of my last village gave me     this mask, on account of my shyness. [05:54] Rindou     Thanks to the mask, I reached a     point where I could talk to people. [06:01] Tsubaki     You've been with it ever      since you were little? [06:05] Rindou     Yeah, but I... don't think     I can go on like this. [06:12] Tsubaki     You do it your way, Rindou. [06:14] ---     No need to force things. SIGN    Oh! The Profundities     of Ninjutsu [06:32] Rindou     There, all done. [06:40] Rindou     I want to fit in better with everyone. [06:55] Rindou     I wonder if I can. [06:59] Sazanka     Nee-sama! Rindou! [07:02] Tsubaki     I fell asleep on my precious day off! [07:05] Tsubaki     I wanted to read! [07:06] Tsubaki     Let's see, I think... [07:08] Tsubaki     Huh?! How far had I gotten?! [07:10] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [07:12] Sazanka     Emergency! It's Hinagiku! [07:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Here's the plan. [07:19] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Emergency! Nee-sama! [07:21] (Flashback) Kibushi     What's the matter, Sazanka? [07:23] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Hinagiku's pinned under a tree over there! [07:26] (Flashback) Kibushi     Oh, my! [07:27] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Rindou, come with us to rescue her! [07:30] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Nee-sama, you go and get more help! [07:33] (Flashback) Kibushi     Will do! [07:37] (Flashback) Hinagiku     This way Tsubaki won't come, [07:39] (Flashback) ---     so all that's left to do is remove     the unsuspecting Rindou's mask. [07:43] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Well? [07:45] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Flawless, isn't it? [07:47] (Flashback) Kibushi     It's perfect, Hinagiku! [07:50] Oniyuri     The more smoothly things go,     the more cautious you should be. [07:54] Kibushi     You're so uptight, Oniyuri. It'll be fine. [07:57] Oniyuri     Will it? [07:58] Hinagiku     Here they come! [08:03] Hinagiku     Now that I've heard she's cute,     there's no way I'm not going to make sure. [08:09] Rindou     Hinagiku! [08:10] Rindou     Huh? [08:12] Rindou     I thought you were pinned under a tree. [08:16] Rindou     What?! What?! [08:21] Hinagiku     Too bad! It was a lie. [08:27] Hinagiku     Sazanka has some issues     with you, so she helped me. [08:32] Hinagiku     It was bribery for Asagao. [08:38] Hinagiku     Now, let's take that mask off     before Tsubaki gets here. [08:44] Rindou/Tsubaki     "Before Tsubaki gets here"? [08:46] Hinagiku     Huh? [08:48] Tsubaki     I'm already here. [08:50] Tsubaki     Release! [09:04] Hinagiku     No way! [09:06] Kibushi     Hinagiku! [09:07] Oniyuri     Sorry. [09:08] Hinagiku     You tricked me, Sazanka?! [09:11] Tsubaki     Sazanka would never go along     with a plan like that. [09:14] Hinagiku     Why not? Weren't you displeased with Rindou?! [09:19] Tsubaki     I think you've probably got it wrong. [09:22] Hinagiku     Wrong, how? [09:24] Tsubaki     Sazanka messes with Rindou     because she likes her. [09:28] Tsubaki     Right? [09:32] Sazanka     Well, I don't dislike her. [09:35] Tsubaki     I knew you were a good girl. [09:38] Asagao     I figured it out from Sazanka's eye signals! [09:41] Tsubaki     You're a good girl, too. [09:44] Tsubaki     Stop right there! [09:48] Tsubaki     What should we do with the bad girl? [09:50] Hinagiku     D-Don't get so mad. [09:53] Hinagiku     I-I just thought I'd get a     quick peek at Rindou's face. [09:58] Tsubaki     Rindou is important to us. [10:01] Hinagiku     I-I know that. [10:03] Tsubaki     You can't do with her as you please! [10:05] Rindou     Tsubaki, wait. [10:07] Tsubaki     Rindou! [10:13] Hinagiku     What?! [10:15] Rindou     I'm sorry I caused trouble again. [10:19] Tsubaki     It isn't your fault, Rindou. [10:22] Rindou     No, this all started because I'm     embarrassed about showing my face. [10:28] Rindou     But from now on... [10:35] Rindou     I want to, little by little,     get used to not wearing the mask. [10:40] Rindou     Um, thanks for giving me     this excuse, Hinagiku. [10:49] Tsubaki     Hinagiku? [10:51] Hinagiku     Hah! [10:52] Hinagiku     Just when I was wondering     how cute your face could be! [10:56] Hinagiku     Guess it's more ordinary than I expected! [10:58] Hinagiku     What a letdown, huh?! [11:00] Kibushi     Hinagiku... [11:05] Hinagiku     You can just keep that mask on forever! [11:10] Rindou     Um... [11:10] Kibushi     Hinagiku's crying! [11:11] Sazanka     Just ignore her, Rindou. [11:12] Oniyuri     Poor thing. Are you okay? [11:13] Rindou     Oh, but... [11:14] Kibushi     You're a hundred, no,     a thousand times cuter. [11:19] ---     So, don't cry. [11:20] Hinagiku     I'm going home! [11:22] Oniyuri     Yeah, let's go home. [11:24] Oniyuri     Come on, stand up. [11:27] Kibushi     There's a stone at your feet,     so watch your step. [11:30] Oniyuri     Want to eat something sweet when we get back? [11:33] Sazanka     Aren't you better off without the mask? [11:33] Oniyuri     I think we have some mandarin oranges. [11:36] Rindou     Y-Yeah... [11:36] Hinagiku     I'll have some! [11:37] Asagao     I think so, too! [11:38] Oniyuri     All right. [11:39] Kibushi     I'll peel them for you! [11:39] Rindou     Yeah. [11:40] Tsubaki     Please don't force yourself. [11:42] Rindou     Thank you. [11:45] Rindou     From now on, I'll try hard to get     used to not wearing the mask. [11:50] Rindou     And so... [11:53] Rindou     Sazanka, Asagao, Tsubaki. [11:56] Rindou     Once again, here's hoping     for the best for us all. [12:01] Tsubaki     Yes, of course! [12:02] Asagao     I second that! [12:03] Sazanka     What you said... SIGN    Late-Night Summons [12:11] Sazanka/Asagao     Ready, go! [12:18] Asagao     See you there. [12:19] Sazanka     Wait, you! [12:21] Asagao     Not waiting. [12:24] Sazanka     Take this! [12:28] Sazanka     See you there! [12:30] Asagao     No fair! [12:33] Tsubaki     Rindou. [12:35] Tsubaki     U-Um... [12:37] Rindou     Something up? [12:39] Tsubaki     There's something I want to ask you. [12:42] Tsubaki     That is... [12:43] Tsubaki     Wh-What are... [12:46] Rindou     What? [12:47] Tsubaki     Uh, it's not like I care     one way or the other... [12:52] Rindou     Um, about what? [12:55] Tsubaki     Well, wh-what are men like?! [12:59] Rindou     What are they like? [13:04] Rindou     Wh-What? [13:05] Tsubaki     Tell me anything, please. [13:07] ---     Anything, if it's about men! [13:17] Hana     Tsubaki. Rindou. [13:19] Tsubaki/Rindou     Yes, ma'am! [13:20] Tsubaki     C-Can we help you? [13:22] Hana     Both of you, come by my place tonight. [13:26] Hana     Let no one discover you. [13:28] Tsubaki/Rindou     Yes, ma'am. [13:30] Hana     All right, good. [13:36] Tsubaki     She startled me. [13:38] Rindou     But what's this about? [13:39] Tsubaki     It might be for a scolding, [13:41] ---     since I carelessly tried to ask about men. [13:45] Rindou     A scolding from Hana-sensei? [13:47] Tsubaki     I-I'm sorry! [13:50] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [13:55] Sazanka     What did Hana-sensei have to say? [13:57] Tsubaki     Oh, uh... [13:59] Rindou     She just came to check on us. [14:01] Tsubaki     Right, right. [14:03] Tsubaki     Oh, I was watching your ropewalk.     You were so quick! [14:06] Sazanka     Is something wrong, Nee-sama? [14:09] ---     You're acting funny. [14:10] Tsubaki     N-No, nothing's wrong at all. [14:20] Tsubaki     We got out without anyone noticing. [14:22] Rindou     Yeah, probably. [14:25] Tsubaki     To be safe, let's go through the     forest and approach from behind. [14:28] Rindou     Okay. [14:33] Tsubaki     I'm sorry. It's my fault     you got dragged into this. [14:38] Rindou     Oh, don't worry about it. [14:41] Rindou     But, a scolding from Hana-sensei, huh? [14:43] Rindou     I wonder if it's as scary as I think. [14:47] Tsubaki     I heard something once. [14:50] Tsubaki     A student was summoned for a scolding, [14:53] ---     and it was so frightening, [14:55] ---     she didn't get out of bed for three days! [15:00] Rindou     Let's be strong. [15:01] Tsubaki     Yes, let's! [15:07] Sazanka     Where are you going so late, Nee-sama? [15:10] Tsubaki     Sazanka! [15:11] Rindou     But, weren't you asleep? [15:14] Sazanka     That was a dummy. [15:16] Sazanka     I was on alert because     something seemed fishy. [15:19] Sazanka     You already have me... [15:20] Sazanka     so where do you think you're going with     Rindou in the middle of the night?! [15:26] Rindou     She's awfully mad. [15:28] Tsubaki     For now, let's lose her! [15:30] Sazanka     Stop! [15:35] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [15:37] Rindou     Wouldn't it be better to calm her down first? [15:39] Tsubaki     There's no assuaging Sazanka     when she like this. [15:48] Rindou     Wonder if we gave her the slip. [15:51] Tsubaki     Most likely. [15:52] Rindou     Sazanka really does adore you. [15:56] Rindou     Maybe to her, this looks like an elopement. [16:01] Tsubaki     Elopement?! [16:04] Tsubaki     That thing men and women do?! [16:07] Rindou     Tsubaki, keep your voice down! [16:09] Sazanka     Elopement? [16:12] Sazanka     I don't know what that is, but it     must be what you're trying to do. [16:19] Sazanka     I won't let you elopement! [16:22] Rindou     Sazanka, that's not how you use the word! [16:25] Tsubaki     You don't need to tell her that! [16:28] Tsubaki     Rindou! [16:31] Tsubaki     Sazanka! Over here! [16:36] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [16:37] Sazanka     Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama! [16:44] Rindou     What did you do? [16:46] Tsubaki     It's a sleep needle I got from Mokuren. [16:49] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [16:53] Tsubaki     She won't wake up for a while, [16:55] ---     so let's collect her on our way home. [16:57] Rindou     Okay. [16:59] Tsubaki     Tsubaki and Rindou reporting. SIGN    A     k     a     n     e          C     l     a     s     s [17:05] Hana     You seem tired. [17:08] Hana     Did something happen? [17:09] Tsubaki     N-No, ma'am. Nothing. [17:12] Hana     All right. [17:25] Hana     Rindou, have you gotten used to the village? [17:27] Rindou     Y-Yes, ma'am. [17:29] Hana     Looks like you're moving     closer to removing your mask. [17:32] Rindou     Yes, one way or another. [17:35] Hana     I think the two of you realize this, [17:39] Hana     but exercise all due caution regarding men. [17:43] Hana     Don't speak carelessly of     them in front of the others. [17:46] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am. [17:49] Hana     Is there anything troubling you? [17:51] Rindou     No, ma'am. Tsubaki treats me well,     and everyone is nice. [17:57] Hana     I see. [17:59] Hana     I've kept you long enough. [18:01] ---     Go home and get some decent sleep. [18:03] Tsubaki     Huh? [18:04] Hana     What is it? [18:05] Tsubaki     N-Nothing, ma'am. I just thought there'd     be more than this to a summons. [18:10] Hana     Such as? [18:11] Tsubaki     N-Never mind! If there isn't, that's fine! [18:20] Rindou     That was kind of a letdown. [18:22] Tsubaki     Good thing, though.     I was sure the men thing— [18:25] Hana     I forgot something, Tsubaki. [18:27] Tsubaki     Y-Yes, ma'am! [18:28] Hana     This applies to Rindou, of course,     but look after the rest, as well. [18:33] Tsubaki     Huh? [18:34] Hana     I have high hopes for you. [18:38] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! I'll do my best! [18:43] Sazanka     I found you, Nee-sama. [18:46] Tsubaki     S-Sazanka! [18:48] Tsubaki     No way. She shouldn't have woken up so soon. [18:57] Sazanka     Didn't I tell you? Don't underestimate     how strongly I feel for... [19:07] Rindou     She fell back asleep? [19:09] Hana     What is Sazanka doing here? [19:11] Tsubaki     As it turns out, she noticed us sneak out. [19:15] Tsubaki     I put her to sleep on the way here, but... [19:19] Tsubaki     I'm sorry. [19:21] Hana     Well, I'll let it go this time.     Take her home. [19:25] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am. [19:26] Tsubaki     Ayoomp. [19:27] Tsubaki     She's completely out now. [19:29] Rindou     Yeah. [19:31] Sazanka     ...sama... [19:34] Rindou     Is she saying something? [19:35] Sazanka     Please, you and Rindou had better not elo— [19:41] Hana     What's wrong? [19:42] Tsubaki     Oh! [19:43] Tsubaki/Rindou     Nothing, ma'am! [19:44] Tsubaki     Let's get going, Rindou! [19:46] Rindou     Let's go, let's go! [19:47] Tsubaki     If you'll excuse us! [19:53] Hana     Well, I'm counting on you. [20:02] Rindou     Sazanka noticed that you seemed     different than usual earlier today. [20:06] Tsubaki     Sorry. I'm bad at covering stuff up. [20:12] Rindou     No, this is all Sazanka. [20:15] Rindou     She knows you well. [20:18] Tsubaki     Be that as it may,     sneaking out in the night... [20:21] Tsubaki     Bad girl. [20:22] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [20:26] Asagao     You eat some more, too, Rindou. SIGN    Dog [20:34] Tsubaki     No, on second thought, everyone     in Team Dog's a good girl. [20:38] Rindou     Yeah. SIGN    Team     Dragon [22:09] Asagao     Somebody here is a bad girl! [22:12] Asagao     Who ate my emergency stash?! [22:15] Asagao     Fess up! [22:18] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan? [22:19] Tsubaki     No. [22:20] Asagao     Rindou? [22:21] Rindou     Not me. [22:22] Asagao     I knew it was you, Sazanka! [22:24] Sazanka     "Knew," nothing! I didn't do it! [22:26] Asagao     Give back my potatoes! [22:29] Sazanka     Of course I'm not going to eat those! [22:32] Tsubaki     Now, now! Please calm down! [22:42] Tsubaki     Could it be Sazanka or Rindou? [22:45] Tsubaki     No, no. I'm sure they're both good girls. [22:55] Tsubaki     Someone got up. [22:58] Tsubaki     She's eating the emergency food! [23:00] Tsubaki     It's wrong to take what's not yours. [23:03] ---     I've got to reprimand her! [23:06] Tsubaki     Who's the bad girl?! [23:12] Tsubaki     Huh? [23:19] Asagao     Give back my stash! [23:23] Tsubaki     A-Asagao... [23:27] Asagao     Darn it. [23:32] Tsubaki     E-Everyone in Team Dog's a good girl... SIGN    Next time:          The Strongest Team     Nee-sama          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     T-To be continued. E8 - The Strongest Team | Nee-sama Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Dokudami     We've come home. SIGN    The Strongest Team [01:54] Asagao     I wonder what's for lunch today. [01:59] Tsubaki     Sazanka! Asagao! [02:02] Tsubaki     Let's go eat! [02:03] Ume     Hurry, hurry! [02:04] Itadori     Hurry! Hurry! [02:07] Tsubaki     What's going on? [02:09] Itadori     I heard Dokudami and the others are back! [02:12] Tsubaki     Team Boar? [02:13] Itadori     Right now they're divvying up boar meat! [02:18] Asagao     Lunch... Meat... [02:21] Asagao     Lunch. Meat. [02:23] Asagao     Lunch! Meat! [02:24] Asagao     Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!     Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat! [02:28] Asagao     Meat! [02:31] Tsubaki     A-Asagao! [02:35] Tsubaki     Why don't we go, too? [02:37] Sazanka     What about lunch?! [02:40] Tsubaki     We'll do that after we     say hello to Team Boar. [02:43] Rindou     Team Boar? [02:44] Tsubaki     See? Rindou has yet to meet them. [02:47] Tsubaki     Let's go. [02:50] Sazanka     I don't mix well with them. [03:07] Dokudami     Okay, come and get it! [03:09] Touwata     We haven't had boar meat in a while! [03:12] Hasu     I think I'll make some jerky. [03:14] Dokudami     Sure, you do that! [03:17] Dokudami     Team Tiger is tiny,     so I'll give you a biggish helping. [03:21] Ume     Yay! [03:22] Fuki     Much appreciated. [03:25] Dokudami     Asagao is huge... [03:28] Dokudami     so you get even more! [03:29] Asagao     Dokudami, you're the best! [03:33] Tsubaki     Team Boar is a very good-natured trio. [03:36] Rindou     Oh, yeah? [03:37] Tsubaki     And if nothing else, they're strong. [03:40] Tsubaki     Dokudami wields a big club. [03:43] Tsubaki     Aogiri's sword is so fast, you can't see it! [03:46] Tsubaki     Shakuyaku is nimble, and accurate     at targeting weak points. [03:50] Tsubaki     In terms of offensive strength,     they're probably the top team in Akane Class. [03:55] Rindou     She said they came back. [03:57] Rindou     Had they gone somewhere? [03:59] Tsubaki     Yes. Those three have a particular weakness. [04:02] Tsubaki     They were on a journey to overcome it. [04:07] Asagao     Hey, Dokudami. [04:09] Asagao     Since you're back,     does that mean you conquered it? [04:13] Dokudami     Yeah, we nailed it. [04:17] Aogiri     We came up with a secret technique. [04:19] Shakuyaku     No worries, now. [04:20] Asagao     Wow! [04:22] Dokudami     Now we truly are the strongest team! [04:30] Tsubaki     Oh! That's right. [04:32] Tsubaki     There's a word that you must     never say to Team Boar. [04:36] Rindou     A word you don't say? [04:39] Tsubaki     Yes. [04:40] Tsubaki     If you do go and say it... [04:43] Asagao     This is incredible, though. [04:45] Asagao     How'd you bring down a big one like this? [04:48] Dokudami     I can take down one like     this with a single swing! [04:52] Asagao     Oh, yeah? [04:55] Asagao     As always, you're stupid-strong! [04:58] Asagao     Stupid-strong! [05:00] Asagao     Stupid-strong! [05:02] Asagao     Stupid-strong! [05:03] Asagao     Stupid-strong! [05:05] Asagao     Stupid! Stupid! [05:07] Tsubaki     And that word is— [05:10] Asagao     Help me! [05:13] Dokudami     You just had to say "stupid"! [05:15] Tsubaki     Did you really say it?! [05:23] Asagao     I didn't say "stupid"! [05:32] Aogiri     You said it again. [05:37] Tsubaki     Quickly! This way! [05:39] Asagao     All I said was stupid-strong, you know! [05:46] Tsubaki     Please hear us out, Dokudami! [05:48] Tsubaki     Asagao didn't mean to— [05:58] Dokudami     Being made fun of is the     one thing I can't stand. [06:01] Dokudami     You know there's a price to pay! [06:06] Sazanka     Let's just give them Asagao, Nee-sama! [06:08] Asagao     I don't want you to desert me, you know! [06:17] Dokudami     Move aside, Tsubaki. [06:23] Tsubaki     I challenge you to a duel in Asagao's place. [06:28] Tsubaki     How about at two o'clock     at the practice clearing? [06:32] Dokudami     Huh... With you, Tsubaki? [06:35] Dokudami     Interesting. I accept. [06:38] Dokudami     So, then... [06:40] Dokudami     Come and get your boar meat! [06:44] Dokudami     Here you go. [06:45] Tsubaki     Thank you very much. [06:48] Dokudami     Sazanka, you better eat a bunch, too. [06:51] Dokudami     I've never seen you before. [06:54] Tsubaki     This is Rindou. She transferred     here from another village. [06:58] Dokudami     Oh, yeah? Nice to meet you. [07:01] Rindou     N-Nice to meet you, too... [07:05] Dokudami     Then, I'll toss in a share for you, too. [07:08] Rindou     Th-Thanks. [07:11] Tsubaki     Team Boar likes to keep things     separate in their minds. [07:16] Rindou     It makes them all the scarier. [07:19] Dokudami     Okay, then. [07:20] Dokudami     Might as well go say hi     to Sensei before the duel. [07:30] Sazanka     Wh-What're you doing?!     Someone could get hurt! [07:34] Dokudami     Sorry about that. [07:38] Dokudami     Okay, see you later! [07:43] Sazanka     What the heck?! [07:44] Sazanka     Stupid Asagao! [07:45] Sazanka     Causing trouble for Nee-sama! [07:47] Asagao     Yeah, well... [07:49] Sazanka     But well played, Nee-sama. SIGN    Dog SIGN    A     k     a     n     e          C     l     a     s     s [07:51] Sazanka     We'll be fine, for now. [07:54] Tsubaki     You can't be too careful. [07:56] Tsubaki     I need to prepare. [07:57] Sazanka     There's no point in that.     They'll never show up, you watch. [08:03] Rindou     They won't? What do you mean? [08:05] Sazanka     Didn't Nee-sama say so? [08:06] Sazanka     They have a weakness. [08:09] Sazanka     Nobody in Team Boar has     any sense of direction. [08:13] Sazanka     Whatsoever. [08:17] Rindou     S... [08:19] Rindou     Sense of direction? [08:21] Sazanka     Yup! They've never reached     where they're trying to go. [08:25] Sazanka     And they'll never make     it to where the duel is. [08:28] Tsubaki     I hope you're right. [08:30] Sazanka     You'll be fine, Nee-sama! [08:32] Sazanka     So let's dry some meat instead! [08:36] Asagao     They'll come. [08:39] Asagao     They said they have a sense of direction now. [08:50] Mokuren     Hey! [08:53] Dokudami     Oh, Mokuren! It's been a long time! [08:56] Mokuren     That it has. [08:58] Mokuren     I heard you're going to duel with Tsubaki. [09:01] Dokudami     Yeah! Word travels fast. [09:04] Mokuren     Don't hurt each other too badly! [09:09] Dokudami     I can't guarantee that. [09:13] Dokudami     The only thing I can do is go all out! [09:19] Mokuren     I'll go make lots of salve. [09:22] Shakuyaku     Dokudami, it's time. [09:25] Dokudami     Oh? Okay. [09:27] Dokudami     Well, we're off to the clearing, [09:31] Dokudami     using the surefire secret technique     we worked out on our journey! [09:47] Sazanka     L-Let's go home, Nee-sama!     You're going to get hurt! [09:51] Tsubaki     I was the one who suggested it. [09:54] Tsubaki     I'm not about to back down. [09:56] Sazanka     But! [09:56] Tsubaki     Besides... [09:58] Tsubaki     I kind of look forward to     getting to fight Dokudami. [10:13] Mokuren     Oh, there you are! [10:15] Tsubaki     Mokuren... [10:16] Sazanka     We thought you were them! [10:18] Mokuren     Sorry! I had something to tell Tsubaki! [10:22] Tsubaki     What is it? [10:23] Mokuren     Well you see, Team Boar probably won't show. [10:28] Team Dog     Huh? [10:29] Mokuren     Or maybe more like, they can't. [10:33] Mokuren     Looks like they still have     no sense of direction! [10:36] Asagao     B-But, they said something     about some secret technique! [10:40] Mokuren     Oh, that's probably... [10:52] Dokudami     Right. [10:54] Dokudami     This way! [10:56] Dokudami     Yeah, let's go! [10:58] Aogiri     They can't get away from us. [10:58] Mokuren     Looks like they go whichever     way the club falls. [10:59] Shakuyaku     It's kind of hard to walk. [11:01] Dokudami     Just you wait, Tsubaki! [11:01] Aogiri     Be careful. It might be a trap. [11:10] Rindou     Is Team Boar... [11:15] Rindou     stupid or something? [11:15] Sazanka     They're stupid. [11:16] Asagao     And how. SIGN    Nee-sama [11:36] Rindou     My face feels so bare. [11:39] Tsubaki     You can't sleep? [11:42] Tsubaki     Do you feel anxious without     your mask after all? [11:49] Rindou     I'm slowly getting used to it, I guess. [11:53] Sazanka     Nee-sama. [11:56] Rindou     Hey, why does Sazanka call you "Nee-sama"? [12:02] Rindou     You can't actually be sisters. [12:07] Tsubaki     All right, I'll talk about     the past until we get sleepy. [12:15] (Flashback) Hinagiku     "Today we decide teams." SIGN    Today we decide teams.     Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.     —Hana [12:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku     "Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut." [12:22] (Flashback) Hinagiku     So it says. [12:23] (Flashback) Itadori     Decide teams? SIGN    Today we decide teams.     Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.     —Hana [12:24] (Flashback) Ume     What to do? [12:26] (Flashback) Itadori     Want to go together? [12:27] (Flashback) Fuki     Sure. [12:28] (Flashback) Mokuren     What's wrong, Tsubaki? [12:30] (Flashback) Tsubaki     I'm wondering why we need to     gather all the way up there. [12:32] Dokudami     I'll be the first at the top! [12:36] (Flashback) Mokuren     Well, won't we find out if we go? [12:47] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Would you like to go together? [12:53] (Flashback) Mokuren     Sazanka is always by herself. [12:56] (Flashback) Hinagiku     You know how she is. Just leave her be. [13:00] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Tsubaki. [13:03] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Want to race to the top? [13:07] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Fine by me. [13:08] (Flashback) Benisumomo     That decides it! [13:09] (Flashback) Touwata     U-Um, Senpai... [13:11] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Hey, you. Start us off. [13:13] (Flashback) Touwata     It's not "you," it's "Touwata"! [13:16] (Flashback) Touwata     I'll do it, but I have some conditions. [13:18] (Flashback) Touwata     Please let me be in the race, too. [13:20] (Flashback) Touwata     And if I win, you'll train— [13:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Right, right. I'm cool with that. [13:26] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Make it snappy. [13:31] (Flashback) Touwata     All right, here goes. [13:33] (Flashback) Touwata     Ready, start! [13:40] (Flashback) Benisumomo     I'm winning this thing today! [13:43] (Flashback) Itadori     Help! [13:48] (Flashback) Ume     Somebody! [13:50] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Hey, Tsubaki! [13:51] (Flashback) Benisumomo     We're in a race! [13:52] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Please go on ahead! [13:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki     I'll catch up! [14:01] (Flashback) Fuki     I can't move. [14:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki     What happened? [14:03] (Flashback) Itadori     Sazanka happened! [14:05] (Flashback) Ume     Again! [14:07] Tsubaki     Back then, Sazanka played pranks on     everyone, and was always causing trouble. [14:13] Rindou     Huh. [14:15] Rindou     That might not be so different from now. [14:20] Tsubaki     Perhaps you're right. [14:22] Rindou     And so? [14:24] (Flashback) Tsubaki     And so, where's Sazanka? [14:26] (Flashback) Fuki     She went that way. [14:31] (Flashback) Ume     I hope I don't end up on her team. [14:35] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Why do you feel that way? [14:41] (Flashback) Ume     Because she's always doing such nasty things. [14:44] (Flashback) Itadori     Like the other day. [14:55] (Flashback) Ume     "It's your fault for     getting caught," she said! [14:58] (Flashback) Itadori     She's mean! [15:01] (Flashback) Ume     Fuki, don't cry. [15:03] (Flashback) Itadori     It's okay. There's nothing     to be scared of now. [15:06] (Flashback) Ume     We're here for you. [15:08] (Flashback) Fuki     Mhm. [15:09] (Flashback) Ume     It's okay, it's okay. [15:10] (Flashback) Itadori     There, there. [15:11] (Flashback) Tsubaki     I'll go look for her! [15:13] (Flashback) Ume     Huh? What for?! [15:15] (Flashback) Itadori     Forget about her! [15:16] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Hey! What about our race?! [15:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Sazanka! Where are you?! [15:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Please answer! [15:26] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Great... [15:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki     It's all slippery around here. [15:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki     As soon as I said it! [15:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Sazanka! [15:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Good, this is where you— [15:47] (Flashback) Sazanka     Are you here to scold me? [15:50] (Flashback) Sazanka     Like always. [15:53] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Well, yes and no. [15:59] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Let's go. [16:03] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Sazanka? [16:06] (Flashback) Sazanka     No. [16:08] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Why not? [16:10] (Flashback) Sazanka     Won't we be assigned a team     when we get to the top? [16:14] (Flashback) Sazanka     I don't want to be on anyone's team. [16:41] (Flashback) Tsubaki     I'm pretty sure you'll be on     a team, even if you stay here. [17:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki     We're going! [17:21] (Flashback) Sazanka     No! I don't wanna! [17:23] (Flashback) Sazanka     Let go! [17:24] (Flashback) Sazanka     Ow! [17:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Did you twist your ankle? [17:35] (Flashback) Sazanka     Put me down! [17:37] (Flashback) Sazanka     Stop it! Put me down! [17:39] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Please don't struggle! [17:41] (Flashback) Sazanka     Then put me down! Don't you hear me?! [17:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki     You can't make it to the summit alone! [17:46] (Flashback) Sazanka     I don't want to go! [17:48] (Flashback) Sazanka     I can't stand you, Tsubaki! [17:50] (Flashback) Sazanka     I can't stand... any of you! [18:01] (Flashback) Sazanka     Th-That was close! [18:04] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Sorry about that. [18:09] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Let's get going. [18:19] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Why do you dislike us? Me and the rest. [18:24] (Flashback) Sazanka     Well, none of you like me anyway. [18:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Is that why you do things on     purpose to make us dislike you? [18:33] (Flashback) Tsubaki     You could just be brave     and get along with us. [18:39] (Flashback) Sazanka     I don't know how... [18:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Well, I like you, Sazanka. [18:49] (Flashback) Tsubaki     That's the first step toward getting along. [18:58] (Flashback) Asagao     Hey, whatcha doing? [19:01] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Asagao. [19:06] (Flashback) Asagao     What happened to your feet? [19:09] (Flashback) Asagao     You match, huh? [19:15] (Flashback) Touwata     Beni-senpai, wait up! [19:21] (Flashback) Touwata     Please start training! [19:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo     If I feel like it. [19:27] (Flashback) Asagao     We made it! [19:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki     You're so helpful, Asagao! [19:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki     And strong. [19:33] (Flashback) Asagao     Aren't I? [19:35] (Flashback) Hana     I see you hurt your legs. [19:36] (Flashback) Hana     Go see Konoha later for treatment. [19:38] (Flashback) Sazanka     S-Sensei! [19:40] (Flashback) Hana     What is it, Sazanka? [19:46] (Flashback) Sazanka     Well... [19:48] (Flashback) Sazanka     I-I want to be on Tsubaki's team! [19:53] (Flashback) Sazanka     B-Because I like her. [19:57] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Sensei! I'd like that, too! [20:01] (Flashback) Hana     We already have a way of deciding teams. [20:06] (Flashback) Hana     Whomever you reach this summit     together with, they're your team. [20:10] (Flashback) Hana     That's long been the custom. [20:13] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Then...! [20:14] (Flashback) Hana     Therefore, Tsubaki, Sazanka, Asagao, [20:20] (Flashback) Hana     the three of you are now Team Dog. [20:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao     Yes, ma'am! [20:26] Tsubaki     And that's how we came to be Team Dog. [20:30] Tsubaki     And then, after that... [20:37] Tsubaki     Maybe the story ran a little long. [20:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Hey, Sazanka. Did you know? [20:58] (Flashback) Tsubaki     My name is Tsubaki. [21:01] (Flashback) Sazanka     Yeah, I knew that. [21:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki     "Tsubaki" and "Sazanka" are     in the same flower family. [21:08] (Flashback) Sazanka     Does that make them sisters? [21:12] (Flashback) Tsubaki     I suppose it does! [21:15] (Flashback) Tsubaki     I look forward to spending time with you! [21:25] (Flashback) Sazanka     Me, too, Nee-sama. [23:01] (Flashback) Konoha     We've decided down to Team Dog,     and that just leaves three girls. [23:10] (Flashback) Hana     Where the heck are those last three,     and what are they doing? [23:16] (Flashback) Konoha     It's practically a straight     path up the mountain. [23:19] (Flashback) Konoha     Well, they're the last,     so that makes them Team Boar. [23:24] (Flashback) Shakuyaku     If three of us happened to meet here... [23:27] (Flashback) Dokudami     ...it must mean we're going the right way! [23:30] (Flashback) Aogiri     I'd say so. [23:32] (Flashback) Dokudami     Good for us! [23:34] (Flashback) Shakuyaku     Let's go. [23:35] (Flashback) Aogiri     Yeah. SIGN    Next time:          Of Snakes and Men     What Defines Results          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     To be continued! E9 - Of Snakes and Men | What Defines Results Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Itadori     Stop! [00:02] Ume     Stop! Stop! [00:04] Itadori     Which way did it go?! [00:05] Ume     Which way?! Which way?! [00:07] Itadori     This way?! [00:08] Ume     This way? [00:10] Itadori     Down here! [00:11] Ume     Down here? [00:14] Itadori     Where did it go?! [00:16] Ume     Where, where? [00:17] Tsubaki     It's noisy for some reason. [00:20] Itadori     In here?! [00:28] Ume     Who're you? [00:30] Itadori     Rindou?! [00:31] Itadori     I've never seen your face! [00:33] Ume     You're cute. [00:35] Fuki     You took off your mask? [00:37] Rindou     Yeah. [00:37] Ume     Wow! [00:39] Tsubaki     What were you three chasing? [00:42] Itadori     Oh, that's right. [00:44] Itadori     Hey, did you see a snake? [00:46] Tsubaki     A snake? [00:47] Itadori     One of Sensei's snakes! [00:49] Ume     It was written on the signpost outside. SIGN    Whoever catches      my snakes by lunchtime     gets more rice and side dishes     - Hana [00:52] Ume     It said if you catch one by lunchtime,     your team gets extra side dishes! [00:57] Tsubaki     Oh, that's why you were running around. [01:00] Itadori     Yeah. [01:01] Ume     Asagao and Sazanka saw one, too. [01:07] Ume     Snake! [01:09] Fuki     I can't move. Calm down. [01:15] Tsubaki     So, this is one of them. SIGN    Tofu [01:18] Tsubaki     "Tofu"? [01:19] Itadori     Oh, that's the one we were after! [01:22] Tsubaki     Ahh, I get it. [01:24] Tsubaki     The side dish you get more     of is written on them. [01:30] Tsubaki     Here you go. [01:35] Ume     I-In here. [01:37] Itadori     Hooray! [01:41] Ume     Yay! Tofu! Tofu! [01:44] Itadori     Thanks! [01:45] Ume     See ya! [01:47] Fuki     We owe you one. [01:50] Ume     Yes! [01:56] Tsubaki     Why don't we go snake hunting, too? [01:59] Rindou     Sure. [03:32] Rindou     Side dishes, huh? SIGN    Of Snakes and Men [03:33] Rindou     I want some pickled veggies. [03:35] Tsubaki     That sounds good. [03:37] Rindou     What do you like, Tsubaki? [03:39] Tsubaki     Let's see... What I like is— [03:42] Ajisai     A man! It went that way! [03:44] Tsubaki     Huh?! [03:49] Rindou     Tsubaki, are you okay? [03:51] Benisumomo     It's rare to see Tsubaki fall from a tree. [03:54] Tsubaki     Wh-Where's the man?! [03:57] Benisumomo     Oh, you mean that. [03:59] Ajisai     Hold it, you man! [04:01] Kikyou/Uikyou     You man! [04:03] Ajisai     Get back here! [04:05] Benisumomo     That's what they're calling the snake. [04:05] Ajisai     You man! [04:08] Kikyou/Uikyou     You man! [04:09] Benisumomo     Snakes are creepy, so the thinking is, [04:13] Benisumomo     maybe you'll feel more like     catching one if you call it a man. [04:18] Tsubaki     Bad girls! [04:19] Tsubaki     Playing around by making light of men again! [04:22] Tsubaki     Sensei's going to be mad! [04:24] Benisumomo     I'm not the one who came up with it. [04:27] Tsubaki     Then, who did?! [04:30] Benisumomo     Sazanka and Asagao. [04:34] Sazanka     There it goes! [04:35] Sazanka     That way! [04:41] Asagao     Isn't it, like, way fast? [04:43] Sazanka     Take a look at the writing. [04:45] Asagao     Writing? SIGN    Meat [04:47] Asagao     Oh! Meat! [04:49] Sazanka     Higher difficulty, for a good catch. [04:51] Asagao     I'm motivated now! [04:54] Sazanka     Yeah! If we catch it, I can     get Nee-sama to praise me! [04:58] Tsubaki     Sazanka! [05:00] Sazanka     Oh! Nee-sama! [05:02] Asagao     Good timing! Catch that, Tsubaki-chan! [05:07] Tsubaki     We might as well catch it. [05:09] Rindou     Yeah. [05:11] Rindou     My mask— [05:20] Asagao     My meat! [05:21] Rindou     Sorry. My mask's string     has been loose lately. [05:25] Asagao     Darn it! That was the meat man! [05:29] Tsubaki     "Man"? [05:31] Tsubaki     I have something to say to     you two, regarding that. [05:35] Asagao     But, the meat... [05:36] Tsubaki     Never mind that. [05:38] Tsubaki     Sit your butts down! [05:40] Asagao/Sazanka     Yes, ma'am! [05:44] Tsubaki     How many times have I told you not     to play around by making fun of men?! [05:49] Tsubaki     I swear, no matter how many times     I say it, you two never learn! [05:54] Tsubaki     You hear me? You learned     this in class too, right? [05:57] Tsubaki     Men are horrible! Things to be feared! [05:59] Tsubaki     Can you please explain to me     how it is that everything, [06:02] Tsubaki     every single thing you learn in class     goes in one ear and out the other... [06:09] Tsubaki     And so, be more careful from now on. [06:12] Tsubaki     Understood? [06:13] Sazanka     Yes, ma'am. [06:14] Asagao     We were wrong. [06:16] Tsubaki     Good, good. [06:18] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan, can we go man— [06:20] Asagao     Can we go snake hunting? [06:26] Tsubaki     Go ahead. [06:29] Asagao     Hooray! [06:29] Sazanka     Let's go, Asagao! [06:31] Asagao     Find that snake! [06:31] Tsubaki     Those two... [06:33] Tsubaki     Did they really learn their lesson? [06:35] Rindou     Want to go, too? [06:37] Tsubaki     Yes, let's. [06:39] Tsubaki     Oh, but before that... [06:42] Tsubaki     May I fix your mask string? [06:45] Rindou     Really? I'd love that! [06:51] Rindou     I appreciate it. I'm bad at that stuff. [06:54] Tsubaki     No problem. [06:55] Tsubaki     Those girls are such a handful, though. [06:58] Tsubaki     Calling snakes "men." [07:00] Rindou     Really. [07:07] Tsubaki     Um... [07:09] Tsubaki     Snakes and men aren't alike, right? [07:13] Rindou     Huh? [07:15] Rindou     Oh, that's right.     You've never seen a man. [07:19] Rindou     They aren't alike at all. [07:21] Rindou     Men are people, just like us. [07:24] Tsubaki     Oh, yeah?! [07:25] Tsubaki     O-Okay, so what are the differences     between men and women? [07:29] Rindou     Let's see... I think lots of     men are taller than women. [07:32] Tsubaki     Really?! [07:33] Rindou     And they might have lots     of hair on their bodies. [07:36] Tsubaki     Yeah?! Yeah?! [07:40] Rindou     You're curious about men, Tsubaki. [07:43] Tsubaki     O-Only a little bit, though. [07:47] Tsubaki     But never mind. Here, I'm done. [07:50] Rindou     That was quick. [07:51] Tsubaki     Try it on. [07:52] Rindou     Okay. [07:58] Rindou     Wow, it doesn't shift at all! [08:00] Rindou     Thanks. [08:01] Tsubaki     I'm glad it's better. [08:03] Tsubaki     Now, it's about time we hunted some snakes. [08:06] Rindou     Yeah. [08:10] Tsubaki     It's a relief, though. [08:13] Tsubaki     That men are people, too. [08:15] Tsubaki     And yet, the whole snake thing... [08:17] Rindou     Oh, but... [08:19] Rindou     Ding-a-lings are maybe a little like snakes. [08:22] Tsubaki     Eh? [08:23] Tsubaki     Ding...? [08:24] (Flashback) Everyone     Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!     Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! [08:34] Tsubaki     Huh? [08:37] Tsubaki     Huh? [08:38] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [08:40] Rindou     Oh, Sazanka and Asagao. [08:42] Asagao     It went your way! [08:44] Rindou     There it is! [08:45] Sazanka     Please catch it! [08:46] Rindou     I'll do it! [08:48] Rindou     I messed up before, but this time I'll— [08:55] Rindou     I tried... too hard. [08:58] Asagao     Rindou, you dummy! [08:59] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan! It's all you! [09:07] Asagao     Men have something like     that between their legs? SIGN    Meat [09:12] Asagao     Between their legs... SIGN    Meat [09:14] Asagao     This?! [09:15] Asagao     I feel so embarrassed! [09:17] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [09:19] Tsubaki     I have to get a grip! [09:21] Tsubaki     That is a snake, not a man's... SIGN    Meat [09:26] Tsubaki     Snake! SIGN    Meat [09:27] Tsubaki     Right, a snake. [09:29] Tsubaki     Okay! [09:30] Tsubaki     Bring it on, sna— [09:31] Asagao     Don't let that man get away! [09:35] Tsubaki     M— [09:42] Sazanka     Stupid! [09:43] Asagao     Oh. [09:44] Asagao     I-I was wrong, Tsubaki-chan!     I didn't mean to say "man." [09:48] Asagao     It just slipped out. [09:50] Sazanka     That's not much of an excuse. [09:53] Asagao     U-Um... [09:59] Asagao     Her face is bright red!     What now? She's super-pissed! [10:03] Sazanka     I-It's your fault. Do something! [10:06] Asagao     Y-Yeah, but what?! [10:08] Sazanka     Think of something yourself! [10:10] Ajisai     Yes! [10:12] Ajisai     I caught a man! [10:15] Uikyou/Kikyou     Aww, lucky you. [10:20] Asagao     She's even angrier! [10:22] Asagao     What do we do?! [10:24] Asagao     Forgive me, Tsubaki-chan! [10:26] Sazanka     Don't be angry, Nee-sama!     I'm begging you! [10:29] Rindou     I don't think... [10:29] Sazanka     We won't say "man" anymore! [10:30] Rindou     ...she's actually angry. SIGN    What Defines Results SIGN    Food [10:37] Asagao     Let's see... This isn't it. [10:40] Asagao     Huh? That's weird.     I thought I put it in here. [10:45] Tsubaki     Asagao, we need to hurry and go. [10:48] Asagao     Hold on! [10:50] Tsubaki     All the other teams have left already. [10:53] Asagao     I just need a little longer! [10:58] Tsubaki     Great... [10:59] Rindou     Hey, Tsubaki. [11:01] Rindou     I just realized...     I've never seen Team Rooster. [11:05] Tsubaki     Oh, that's right. You have yet to meet them. [11:10] Asagao     Sorry for the delay! [11:14] Tsubaki     Team Rooster has been sequestered     in the mountains for a while now. [11:18] Rindou     Oh, is that so? [11:20] Asagao     And so... [11:20] Rindou     Does that mean they're training? [11:21] Asagao     Hey, are you listening to me? [11:24] Sazanka     I'm listening. [11:25] Tsubaki     I suppose it's for the sake of training. [11:25] Asagao     Hey, are you actually listening? [11:27] Sazanka     I am, I am. [11:28] Asagao     Really? [11:29] Sazanka     What is it already? [11:30] Asagao     Well, it's about the meat. [11:31] Tanpopo/Azami     Hey. [11:39] Sazanka     Who're they? [11:41] Tsubaki     Are you from another village? [11:44] Tanpopo     Whoa, seriously? [11:45] Azami     She hasn't picked up on it. [11:48] Sumire     Hey, you two. [11:50] Sumire     I know you haven't been to the village     in a while, but don't be in such a hurry. [11:55] Tsubaki     Sumire! [11:56] Sumire     Hi. Been a long time, Tsubaki. [11:59] Tsubaki     That it has. [12:01] Sazanka     Which means... [12:03] Asagao     These two... [12:05] Sumire     Yeah. They're Tanpopo and Azami. [12:07] Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao     Huh?! [12:11] Sumire     By the way, who's that? [12:12] Tsubaki     This is Rindou. [12:14] Tsubaki     A new member of Team Dog,     from another village. [12:18] Sumire     I see. [12:19] Sumire     I'm Sumire, leader of Team Rooster. [12:22] Rindou     N-Nice to meet you. [12:24] Tsubaki     You sure have changed, though. [12:26] Tanpopo     Don't stare like that. [12:28] Azami     It's embarrassing. [12:29] Sumire     Those are the results of our mountain living. [12:32] Sumire     Seems like these two finally get it. [12:35] Tanpopo     Mhm. [12:36] Azami     That's right. [12:38] Sumire     Next is... saying hello to Sensei. SIGN    •Breakfast     •Reach Akane Class          •Greet Sensei [12:43] Sumire     I'll go do that briefly, so you     two can stay here and chat. [12:46] Tanpopo     Yes, ma'am. [12:47] Azami     We'll be waiting. [12:49] Sumire     Okay, see you. [12:57] Asagao     Are you really Tanpopo and Azami? [12:59] Sazanka     I couldn't tell, at first. [13:03] Tsubaki     These two were undisciplined,     so Sumire got mad, [13:07] Tsubaki     and took them up into the mountains     to retrain their minds. [13:10] Rindou     Huh... [13:12] Rindou     What were you two like before? [13:17] Tanpopo/Azami     What were we like? [13:23] Tanpopo     We were like this! [13:25] Azami     Yay! [13:27] Rindou     Say wha? [13:28] Tanpopo     Like, we'd totally had it with mountain life. [13:32] Azami     It was fun for a while, y'know. [13:34] Azami     Didn't have to go to class n'such. [13:36] Tanpopo     But y'know, you start     missin' the village food! [13:40] Azami     The village rules! [13:42] Tanpopo     And so, we pretended to     be all reformed and junk. [13:45] Azami     And we fooled Sumire-chi. [13:48] Azami     Now we're home! [13:49] Tanpopo/Azami     Yay! [13:55] Sazanka     Well, I figured it was something like that. [13:58] Tanpopo     Good ol' Sazanka, sharp as a tack! [14:01] Azami     Hey. That mask is the cutest, Rindo-chi. [14:05] Rindou     Th-Thanks. [14:06] Tanpopo     Check it out! [14:08] Tanpopo     We brought back a super extra-large     boatload of souvenirs. [14:12] Tanpopo     We've just got to celebrate our return! [14:16] Azami/Tanpopo     Yay! [14:17] Asagao     Whoo! [14:19] Asagao     Whoo, whoo, whoo-whoo! [14:27] Asagao     This's good! [14:29] Sazanka     Hey, won't there be trouble     if Sumire finds out? [14:32] Tanpopo     No worries. She won't be back for a while. [14:36] Azami     She was sayin' she had a     ton of stuff to report. [14:39] Tanpopo     Sumire-chi is sooo serious,     she does everything according to a plan. [14:43] Azami     Sure does! [14:46] Tsubaki     Things must be difficult for serious Sumire. [14:49] Rindou     These two are kind of amazing. [14:58] Tsubaki     There's some presence. [15:02] Tanpopo     Won't we be back in the hills     if she does find out? [15:08] Azami     That's the ticket. [15:09] Tanpopo     What a kicker that would be. [15:11] Azami     Totes bad news. [15:18] Tsubaki     She's here! [15:19] Tsubaki     Sumire's ninjutsu specialty, Invisibility! [15:23] Tanpopo     Well, she'll never find out. [15:26] Azami     You said it! [15:27] Tanpopo     What a laugh! [15:28] Azami     Well said! [15:30] Tsubaki     Sh-She knows all about it, you two! [15:34] Sumire     I figured it was something like this. SIGN    •Breakfast     •Reach Akane Class     •     •Greet Sensei SIGN    •Breakfast     •Reach Akane Class     •Final confirmation     •Greet Sensei [15:37] Sumire     They thought I'd stick to the     plan, so they got careless. [15:40] Tanpopo     But y'know, Sumire-chi is so totally uptight. [15:45] Azami     She'd do better to go more with the flow. [15:47] Tanpopo     I so get that! [15:49] Azami     Aren't there times when     she's stiff as a statue? [15:50] Tsubaki     Uh-oh! I bet she's planning     some kind of punishment! [15:51] Tanpopo     Oh, yeah. All the time! [15:55] Tsubaki     H-Hey! Sumire might come back     anytime, so we should— [15:59] Tanpopo     We'll be fine. [16:01] Azami     She's so serious, I'm sure she's     takin' her time with hellos. [16:06] Tanpopo     I have just returned home. [16:08] Azami     She'd do that! Too funny! [16:14] Tanpopo     Sumire-chi's also way strict with training. [16:17] Tanpopo     Waterfall training's cold! [16:19] Azami     It really was no joke.     She was such a witch then. [16:23] Tanpopo     And Sumire-chi's cooking is super yuck. [16:26] Azami     Oh, that Chinese herb stuff, or whatever? [16:29] Tanpopo     Yeah, that. No more for me, thanks. [16:31] Sumire     They really are... [16:32] Azami     What is it? Medicine? It stinks. [16:33] Sumire     They're going to get some     serious rehabilitation! [16:35] Tanpopo     It does. I bet it's not even food. SIGN    •Breakfast     •Reach Akane Class     •Final confirmation     •Greet Sensei     •MOUNTAIN TRAINING     •Waterfall training •Chopping firewood     •Lockstep from hell     •Shuriken throwing •Jump-roping     •Endless Koppo •Torture     •Rope-tying •Fasting     •Turtle Walking to the limit [16:37] Sumire     It'll be the deluxe mountain training course! [16:44] Sumire     They really can't stand me, though. [16:48] Sumire     But of course, to them,     I'm a nagging upperclassman. [16:54] Sumire     But that has nothing to do with this. [16:57] Sumire     I will do what I must,     as the leader of Team Rooster! [17:04] Tsubaki     H-Hey, how about her good points? [17:07] Tanpopo/Azami     Huh? [17:07] Tsubaki     Could you two tell us what you     think are Sumire's good points? [17:12] Tanpopo     Sumire-chi's good points? [17:23] Sumire     I guess there aren't any. [17:25] Sumire     What am I doing, getting my hopes up? [17:27] Tanpopo     Okay... [17:30] Tanpopo/Azami     You wanna know? [17:33] Tsubaki     Yes, by all means! [17:35] Tanpopo     First off, she's kind! [17:37] Azami     Yeah! She goes and gets things     ready for training and such. [17:42] Tanpopo     If you have a fever, she's super devoted! [17:44] Tanpopo     And she wipes away your sweat. [17:46] Azami     She's not choosy, either.     Talk about great! [17:49] Tanpopo     Also, she's cute, yeah? [17:51] Azami     Yeah, she's cute. [17:52] Tanpopo     And reliable, in her own way. [17:54] Azami     And when she gets mad,     isn't it for our own good? [17:58] Tanpopo     It sure is! [18:00] Azami     Isn't that the best, being cute and reliable? [18:03] Tanpopo     The best! Sumire-chi's super cool! [18:07] Rindou     You two like Sumire-chan, don't you? [18:11] Tanpopo     Huh? What're you sayin'? [18:13] Azami     Did you seriously say that? [18:17] Tanpopo     We love her! [18:20] Azami     And we totally respect her! [18:24] Tanpopo     Also, also, Sumire-chi may not look it, but— [18:33] Sumire     Hi, girls. [18:35] Tanpopo/Azami     Huh?! [18:36] Tanpopo     Sumire-chi! Why're you here?! [18:38] Azami     Have you been listening in?!     That's not fair, y'know! [18:42] Tanpopo     This is, you know, one of them things. [18:44] Azami     We were just showin'     Rindou how we used to be. [18:48] Sumire     I heard it all, from the start. [18:52] Tanpopo     Sumire-chi, no more mountain training. Cool? [18:55] Azami     It's out of style these days. [18:58] Sumire     Say what you like, but I'm team leader. [19:01] Sumire     The schedule is the schedule.     You're going to stick to it. [19:05] Sumire     And so, first... [19:09] Sumire     You two will say hello to Sensei,     then eat, and take a bath. [19:14] Sumire     Right? SIGN    •Bath     •Food [19:22] Sumire     Come on, let's go. [19:27] Tanpopo/Azami     Sumire-chi... [19:30] Tanpopo     It's super creepy when you're too kind. [19:33] Tanpopo     Yeah. It's kinda scary. [19:35] Tanpopo     Or even horrifying. [19:38] Tanpopo/Azami     Not your thing. [19:42] Sumire     You'll eat, take a bath,     then back into the mountains! [19:45] Azami     Anything but that! [19:46] Tanpopo     Although that sounds more     like you, Sumire-chi! [19:49] Sumire     Then, you'll have no objections. [19:49] Rindou     Must be hard, being on Team Rooster. [19:50] Azami     No, wrong! Those're two different things! [19:54] Tanpopo      [19:54] Tsubaki     I'd say so. [19:55] Azami      [21:31] Tanpopo     I'm totally wiped again today. [21:34] Azami     "Totally" is right.     Sumire-chi's training is too hard. [21:38] Azami     And her lectures are too long. [21:39] Azami     She'll all relentless and junk. [21:41] Tanpopo     Too true. Like, demon lord level ruthless. [21:45] Azami     But now and then, she'll flip and     turn into Princess Forehead Veins. [21:50] Tanpopo     I know, right? [21:52] Azami     In fact, when that happens,     I get all worried about her. [21:55] Tanpopo     I so get that.     Makes me worry just thinkin' about it. [21:59] Azami     And that thing today wasn't right!     So not fair! [22:03] Tanpopo     That one thing, right? Lockstep... [22:06] Azami     Lockstep from hell. [22:08] Tanpopo/Azami     Totally don't get it. [22:10] Azami     She made us walk so much, my legs are done. [22:13] Tanpopo     My legs are DOA, too. [22:15] Azami     And hey, doesn't the name of Sumire-chi's     crash course program totally suck? [22:20] Tanpopo     For real, though. [22:21] Azami     What was it again? Turtle Walk... [22:24] Tanpopo     Turtle Walk to the limit! [22:25] Azami     That one! [22:27] Tanpopo/Azami     No flair! [22:29] Azami     I totally broke a nail on that one. [22:31] Tanpopo     I saw, I so saw. You totally did! [22:34] Azami     Sucks. [22:35] Tanpopo/Azami     Sucks to the max, downer-towner. [22:39] Tanpopo     Hey, check this out. [22:40] Tanpopo     I got so bored, so I totally decked it.     Isn't it adorbs? [22:43] Azami     Ooh, noice! It's cute but powerful. [22:46] Azami     But if Sumire-chi finds it,     she might go witch-mode again. [22:50] Tanpopo     She could. But if we don't do this stuff,     mountain life'd be the pits. [22:55] Azami     That's true. It'll get worse than     we can bear—off the charts. [22:59] Tanpopo     For that matter, don't you worry     the mighty golden age of our youth [23:02] Tanpopo     could just fade away up here     in the mountains like this? [23:07] Azami     Hold on! That'll never happen! [23:09] Tanpopo     Huh? [23:10] Azami     As long our Team Rooster     trio has each other, [23:12] Azami     we'll just have to live it up,     even up here in the deserted mountains! [23:15] Azami     Spread our wings and fly! [23:17] Tanpopo     I'll say! We've already got it made! [23:21] both     Team Rooster! BFFs for life!     Forever indestructible! [23:25] Azami     Sumire-chi'll be back in     a jiff, but before that! [23:29] Tanpopo     Might as well dance? [23:30] both     Yay! SIGN    Next time:          A Team Leader's Troubles     Favors and Debts          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     To be continued! E10 - A Team Leader's Troubles | Favors and Debts Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Tachiaoi     Ayoomp. [00:02] Tsubaki     Thanks for your hard work, Tachiaoi. [00:05] Tachiaoi     Sure, same goes for you two. [00:05] Tachiaoi     Lately I've been worried about something. [00:09] Tachiaoi     Am I really cut out to be Team Rat's leader? [00:14] Hagi/Higuruma     Tachiaoi! [00:18] Tachiaoi     Let's see... [00:19] Tachiaoi     Well, what will do we today? [00:22] Higuruma     I wanna go catch food! [00:24] Tachiaoi     Food, huh? And you, Hagi? [00:26] Hagi     That's fine by me. [00:28] Tachiaoi     Okay, we'll go search for— [00:30] Higuruma     Cool! Let's catch another wild boar! [00:33] Higuruma     Even bigger than the one the other day! [00:35] Tachiaoi     No, Higuruma, that's... [00:37] Hagi     A boar's out of the question. [00:40] Hagi     We got the last one because     it was caught in a trap, [00:43] Hagi     but we haven't set any today. [00:45] Higuruma     No worries! We can do it without a trap. [00:48] Hagi     Forget about it. [00:50] Hagi     If we get into a fight with a boar,     we'll get bitten, charged at, and trampled. [00:56] Hagi     We'll wind up dead. [00:58] Higuruma     You think too negatively, Hagi. [01:01] Higuruma     If it charges at you, just dodge. [01:04] Hagi     You're not serious enough, Higuruma. [01:06] Hagi     For food, let's be safe and pick fruit. [01:09] Higuruma     Aww, but don't you want to eat meat? [01:12] Hagi     Not if I'm dead. [01:14] Hagi/Higuruma     What do we do, Tachiaoi? [01:18] Tachiaoi     U-Um... SIGN    A Team Leader's Troubles [02:53] Higuruma     Yahoo! [03:03] (Flashback) Hagi/Higuruma     What do we do, Tachiaoi? [03:06] (Flashback) Tachiaoi     U-Um... [03:09] (Flashback) Tachiaoi     Let's see... [03:11] (Flashback) Tachiaoi     We'll set a boar trap,     then safely gather fruit. [03:16] (Flashback) Tachiaoi     If a rabbit or something     shows up, we'll catch it! [03:18] (Flashback) Tachiaoi     What do you think...? [03:20] (Flashback) Higuruma     Okay, that works. [03:22] (Flashback) Hagi     That's fine by me. [03:24] (Flashback) Higuruma     Okay, let's head out! [03:25] (Flashback) Hagi     Be safe and look around first, Higuruma. [03:30] Tachiaoi     I'm not very leader-like. [03:34] Tachiaoi     All I ever do is tweak their ideas. [03:38] Tachiaoi     I've got to truly lead this     team, for their sake, as well. [03:42] Tachiaoi     But how do I do it? [03:44] Higuruma     Hey! Hey! [03:46] Higuruma     Want to take a shortcut? [03:48] Hagi     Shortcut? [03:50] Higuruma     If we climb this cliff, it's right there. [03:53] Hagi     H-Huh?! [03:55] Hagi     It's dangerous. Look how     rocky it is. We'll die! [04:01] Hagi     Let's just take the path below instead. [04:04] Higuruma     But that'll take a long time. [04:07] Higuruma     And it could rain if we don't hurry. [04:09] Hagi     But slow and steady wins the race. [04:12] Hagi     If it starts raining, we     could slip and get hurt, [04:15] Hagi     and it'll be too cold to get up. [04:17] Hagi     Nobody will find us, winter will     set in, and we'll freeze to death. [04:23] Higuruma     We'll be fine if we climb up before all that! [04:26] Hagi     We won't be fine. This is a foolish plan. [04:29] Hagi/Higuruma     What do we do, Tachiaoi? [04:33] Tachiaoi     W-Well, we could sort of run     quickly along the lower path. [04:39] Tachiaoi     How's that sound? [04:41] Higuruma     Okay, we'll do that. [04:43] Higuruma     Hagi, let's race! [04:45] Hagi     But there's a tripping hazard. [04:49] Sazanka     Hey, Nee-sama! [04:51] Sazanka     What are we doing this afternoon? [04:53] Sazanka     I want to take it easy! [04:56] Asagao     I want to fish! Let's catch dinner! [04:59] Sazanka     Then we'll kick back while fishing. [05:01] Asagao     That's the ticket! [05:02] Asagao     What'll we fish for? [05:03] Sazanka     Big ones, of course. [05:06] Asagao     I'll land the biggest! [05:08] Tsubaki     None of that! [05:09] Sazanka/Asagao     Huh? [05:10] Tsubaki     Today is teamwork training. [05:12] Sazanka/Asagao     Aww! [05:14] Tsubaki     It's for overcoming your weak points. [05:17] Tsubaki     What do we say? [05:18] Sazanka/Asagao     Yes, ma'am... [05:20] Rindou     Even though they're perfectly     in tune at times like this. [05:23] Tsubaki     Yeah, really. [05:25] Tsubaki     Come on, let's go. [05:26] Sazanka     Don't leave me behind, Nee-sama! [05:27] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan! [05:29] Tachiaoi     Wow! That's so... leader-like! [05:34] Tachiaoi     If I were to lead the team like that... [05:37] Tachiaoi     Yeah! [05:38] Hagi     Tachiaoi? [05:40] Higuruma     What's up? [05:42] Tachiaoi     Change of plans. [05:44] Hagi/Higuruma     Huh? [05:46] Tachiaoi     We're going to do shuriken practice! [05:51] Tachiaoi     I-It's to overcome our weak points! [05:53] Higuruma     I'm not bad at using shuriken. [05:56] Hagi     Was it a weak point of yours, Tachiaoi? [06:00] Tachiaoi     A-Anyway, we're doing it! [06:02] Hagi     Sure, okay. [06:03] Higuruma     Got it! [06:05] Tachiaoi     Okay, then, run to the training ground! [06:09] Higuruma     Yay! [06:09] Hagi     Uh, hey, Tachiaoi... [06:12] Tachiaoi     Follow me! [06:27] Tachiaoi     There. Now, let's begin! [06:29] Hagi     H-Hold on, Tachiaoi! [06:32] Hagi     Wh-Where are the shuriken? [06:34] Tachiaoi     Huh? [06:35] Hagi     We didn't bring any. [06:37] Higuruma     That's true, come to think of it! [06:40] Hagi     I tried to tell you, but you took off. [06:44] Higuruma     Well, what can you do?     Might as well go catch a boar! [06:47] Hagi     I told you, it won't work. [06:48] Tachiaoi     Jutsu. [06:50] Tachiaoi     We're going to practice Jutsu! [06:54] Higuruma     Okay. [06:54] Hagi     F-Fine. [06:56] Higuruma     Which Jutsu? [06:57] Tachiaoi     U-Um, whichever ones we're each bad at. [07:02] Hagi     Oh, a rabbit. [07:03] Higuruma     Hey, meat! Let's catch it! [07:06] Hagi     We'll just get tired if     we blindly chase after it. [07:10] Higuruma     Look, it hasn't noticed us! [07:12] Hagi     It'll run off, once we get close. [07:15] Tachiaoi     Don't get distracted! [07:18] Tachiaoi     Fire Style. [07:20] Tachiaoi     We'll practice Fire Style! [07:29] Hagi     Ow! Hot! [07:30] Higuruma     Shouldn't you just blow harder? [07:32] Higuruma     Like this. [07:36] Hagi     You're blowing too hard!     I'll get burned to death! [07:37] Tachiaoi     I wonder if I'm a good leader now. [07:38] Higuruma     But any less than this doesn't look cool. [07:40] Tachiaoi     Are they going to follow along? [07:45] Tachiaoi     I'm not so sure! [07:47] Tachiaoi     Ow! [07:53] Higuruma     I'm beat! [07:55] Hagi     Hey, Tachiaoi. [07:57] Hagi     Isn't it about time? [07:59] Tachiaoi     Sure, we'll take a break after a bit. [08:03] Hagi     Th-That's not what I mean. [08:06] Hagi     Um, we might be too late. [08:09] Hagi     I mean, any second now... it'll rain. [08:14] Higuruma     It's raining, all right! [08:16] Higuruma     Feels good to wash away the sweat. [08:18] Hagi     I-I'll catch a cold and die. [08:21] Tachiaoi     I forgot it would rain. [08:33] Tachiaoi     It's too wet to work. [08:35] Hagi     What about Fire Style? [08:36] Tachiaoi     I'm all out. [08:37] Higuruma     Me, too. [08:42] Tachiaoi     What a mess. [08:44] Tachiaoi     I forget the shuriken, [08:46] Tachiaoi     I leave them both exhausted, [08:49] Tachiaoi     I forget about the rain... [08:51] Tachiaoi     The only place I'm leading     them is around in circles. [08:59] Tachiaoi     I'm not fit to be a leader. [09:07] Hagi/Higuruma     Tachiaoi. [09:09] Tachiaoi     Uh, you two... I... [09:12] Hagi/Higuruma     We're sorry. [09:15] Hagi     We're always saying opposite things, [09:19] Hagi     and we wondered if you're tired of it. [09:22] Higuruma     And so... [09:23] Hagi/Higuruma     ...we're sorry! [09:26] Hagi     I'll try to be a little more positive. [09:30] Higuruma     And I'll try to think more     carefully about things. [09:34] Higuruma     Because we want you to be cheerful! [09:37] Higuruma     Right? [09:38] Hagi     Yeah. [09:44] Hagi/Higuruma     T-Tachiaoi? [09:50] Higuruma     Oh. [09:51] Higuruma     So, that's why you've     seemed kind of odd today. [09:55] Tachiaoi     I'm really sorry. [09:56] Tachiaoi     Not only did I cause trouble,     I also made you worry. [10:00] Higuruma     Yeah, you did! [10:01] Hagi     You're fairly clumsy, Tachiaoi. [10:05] Tachiaoi     I'm sorry... [10:09] Higuruma     Hey, Tachiaoi. [10:11] Higuruma     If you've been troubled,     be sure and say something. [10:13] Higuruma     After all, I might be able to help. [10:16] Hagi     I want to support you, too. [10:20] Higuruma     It's okay, Tachiaoi. [10:23] Higuruma     Because we think of you as a leader! [10:27] Higuruma     Right? [10:28] Hagi     Yeah. [10:32] Higuruma     Don't cry, Tachiaoi! [10:34] Hagi     If too many tears come out,     you'll wind up dead. [10:52] Higuruma     It was a passing shower. [10:57] Higuruma     Rain is a good thing! [10:58] Hagi     I don't like getting wet. [11:00] Tachiaoi     What do we do now? [11:02] Tachiaoi     It's still a little early to go home. [11:06] Hagi     We might catch colds from getting wet. [11:08] Higuruma     And it's too late for the     rain to wash off the sweat. [11:11] Hagi/Higuruma     A bath! [11:13] Tachiaoi     Okay! [11:15] Tachiaoi     I have to do more than just imitate others. [11:18] Tachiaoi     I must find my own way of doing this. [11:22] Tachiaoi     For the sake of these two,     I'll try harder from now on. [11:28] Higuruma     Yahoo! [11:33] Higuruma     That's hot! [11:35] Hagi     You're not supposed to leap in. [11:37] Hagi     We're cold, so your heart'll     stop, and you'll die. [11:40] Higuruma     Isn't it better to warm up quickly? [11:43] Hagi     No, it's not. You need to do it slowly. [11:46] Higuruma     You'll just get cold while     you're pouring on hot water. [11:48] Hagi     You'll get lightheaded     if you swim in the bath. [11:51] Higuruma     Oh, it's fine! [11:52] Hagi     No, it's not. [11:54] Higuruma     You think too much, Hagi. [11:56] Hagi     That's not true. [11:56] Tachiaoi     I'll keep at it. SIGN    Favors and Debts [11:59] Touwata     Hey! Mizu-senpai! [12:02] Touwata     You started reading a book again! [12:04] Mizubashou     Sorry. This one was so nostalgic, I had to... [12:07] Touwata     Just please keep working. [12:10] Touwata     And you, too, Beni-senpai. [12:12] Touwata     We need to quickly finish tidying     up, and get to training. [12:14] Benisumomo     Nope. [12:15] Touwata     Huh? [12:16] Benisumomo     Forget about training. [12:18] Benisumomo     It could rain at any minute. [12:20] Benisumomo     We can't train like this, can we? [12:22] Touwata     Oh, no! [12:24] Mokuren     She's right. [12:26] Mokuren     You'd best stay indoors the rest of the day. [12:28] Touwata     Mokuren-san. [12:30] Mokuren     It looks like it will be a heavy rain. [12:32] Touwata     I see. [12:33] Mokuren     Save your outside tasks for tomor— [12:35] Touwata     Sh-She vanished?! [12:37] Touwata     Was that Rindou-san's Come Here Jutsu?! [12:42] Mokuren     Huh? [12:43] Mokuren     Rindou?! [12:44] Sazanka     Mokuren! Emergency! [12:46] Sazanka     Nee-sama is...! Nee-sama is... [12:49] Sazanka     sick with a cold! [12:52] Mokuren     A cold, huh? [12:53] Rindou     Sazanka carried on so much,     I panicked and summoned you. [12:56] Sazanka     But this is serious! [12:59] Tsubaki     Sorry this is so sudden. [13:01] Mokuren     No, don't worry about it. [13:03] Asagao     Cure her with your "whap" thing! "Whap"! [13:06] Mokuren     That doesn't work on colds. [13:08] Mokuren     And I just ran out of medicine. [13:10] Mokuren     Though I could make some right away     if I had the herbal ingredients. [13:13] Sazanka     Medicinal herbs? [13:15] Sazanka     You just need those, right? I'll go get them! [13:17] Sazanka     What kind? Where are they? [13:19] Sazanka     I'll go get them real quick. [13:20] Tsubaki     No, you won't! [13:22] Sazanka     Why not, Nee-sama?! [13:24] Tsubaki     The weather is getting worse. [13:26] Tsubaki     I can't have you exposed     to danger on my account. [13:29] Sazanka     No! I won't listen to you     this time! I'm going! [13:32] Tsubaki     Sazanka! [13:34] Benisumomo     What you're talking about sounds fun. [13:36] Sazanka     Benisumomo. [13:38] Benisumomo     I wouldn't mind gathering those herbs,     and having Tsubaki owe me one. [13:43] Sazanka     Wha?! [13:44] Benisumomo     What kind of herbs are they? [13:45] Mokuren     They have notched leaves, like this. [13:48] Mokuren     They grow in the Mountain Center Cave. [13:50] Benisumomo     Got it. [13:51] Sazanka     H-Hey! [13:52] Benisumomo     Well, whoever gets there first wins. [13:55] Benisumomo     It'll be me, though. [13:57] Sazanka     Asagao! [13:58] Asagao     Agreed! [13:59] Sazanka     Let's go! SIGN    Team     Dog [14:02] Mokuren     Away they go. [14:08] Sazanka     We have to gather the herbs and     get back before Benisumomo! [14:11] Asagao     Of course! [14:13] Asagao     I don't want to end up owing her anything! [14:19] Asagao     She's too fast, you know! [14:21] Sazanka     Just you wait! SIGN    Mountain Center [14:33] Sazanka     We caught up. [14:34] Benisumomo     I just stopped, that's all. [14:36] Sazanka     Why, to give yourself a handicap? [14:38] Benisumomo     Wrong. Take a look. [14:42] Asagao     Oh! The cave entrance! [14:45] Sazanka     It collapsed... [14:46] Benisumomo     What're you staring for? [14:48] Benisumomo     Start digging. [14:49] Sazanka     Huh?! [14:50] Asagao     What, dig here?! [14:51] Benisumomo     Oh? Are you going to give up and leave? [14:54] Benisumomo     Team Dog isn't much to bark about. [14:56] Asagao     Say what?! [14:58] Sazanka     Asagao! [14:59] Sazanka     It's for Nee-sama's sake. [15:02] Sazanka     You had better help, too! [15:04] Benisumomo     Of course I will. [15:06] Benisumomo     The truth is, I'd rather not,     but I want to get back before it rains. [15:10] Benisumomo     Getting Tsubaki in my debt sure isn't easy. [15:16] Sazanka     I'm the one who'll help Nee-sama! [15:22] Asagao     Sazanka! [15:23] Benisumomo     That's pointless. [15:24] Asagao     Why you! [15:29] Benisumomo     You kids think you can beat me?     Keep dreaming. [15:34] Benisumomo     If you've got enough spare energy     for that, use it for digging. [15:49] Asagao     Yes! The entrance! [15:50] Asagao     We just need to keep digging like this! [15:57] Asagao     What're you doing?! [15:58] Benisumomo     Looks like it's all right inside. [16:00] Asagao     Huh? [16:01] Benisumomo     We don't have time to widen it. [16:02] Asagao     Eh? [16:03] Benisumomo     Sazanka. [16:04] Benisumomo     You should be able to fit. Get in there. [16:06] Sazanka     As if I need you to tell me! [16:08] Asagao     Wait, Sazanka! She's sure to snatch it away. [16:12] Sazanka     Even so, I still have to go! [16:14] Sazanka     We need to hurry and get it to Nee-sama. [16:34] Asagao     Sazanka! [16:36] Asagao     Welcome back! Do you have the herbs? [16:38] Asagao     Oh! You did it! [16:41] Sazanka     Benisumomo, fight a duel with me. [16:44] Benisumomo     Huh? [16:45] Sazanka     Whoever wins gets to deliver     the herbs to Nee-sama. [16:48] Sazanka     Well? [16:49] Asagao     Sazanka... [16:51] Benisumomo     Even when you have no chance? [16:53] Sazanka     I know that! But still! [16:55] Sazanka     Giving up and handing them over is different     from fighting and having them taken! [17:00] Sazanka     I won't let you take away     Team Dog's pride, as well! [17:05] Asagao     That's right! [17:06] Asagao     I'll fight you, too!     Don't mess around with Team Dog! [17:13] Benisumomo     Could you come on any stronger? [17:16] Benisumomo     I won't take it. You two go deliver it. [17:20] Sazanka/Asagao     Huh? [17:20] Benisumomo     It doesn't seem to matter anymore. [17:23] Benisumomo     Now that I've seen you trying so hard. [17:25] Sazanka     Wh-What's this, all of a sudden? [17:28] Benisumomo     I don't dislike that sort of thing. [17:30] Benisumomo     I thought of you as kids,     but you're Team Dog to the core. [17:37] Benisumomo     Let's hurry and get it to Tsubaki. [17:55] Asagao     Thank goodness! [17:56] Sazanka     Yeah. [17:57] Asagao     She has an unexpected good side. [18:00] Sazanka     She does. [18:01] Benisumomo     No need to hang around. [18:03] Benisumomo     Let's go home. [18:05] Sazanka/Asagao     Yeah! [18:07] Sazanka/Asagao     Wait... Huh?! [18:08] Sazanka     Hey, what is this?! [18:10] Benisumomo     A kunoichi needs to be     harder to trick than this. [18:15] Benisumomo     Now you've learned something. [18:18] sign     Mountain Center [18:19] Asagao     This is too cruel, you know! [18:21] Benisumomo     Come on, it's time we left. [18:29] Asagao     Sazanka, at this rate... [18:31] Sazanka     Forget about it. [18:33] Sazanka     Even the two of us together     are no match for Benisumomo. [18:35] Sazanka     We've lost this time. [18:45] Rindou     It's raining harder now. [18:47] Benisumomo     We're back. [18:48] Tsubaki     Welcome ho— [18:53] Benisumomo     And now, you owe me one. [18:59] Asagao     Sorry, Tsubaki-chan. We lost. [19:02] Sazanka     "Lost," you say? [19:09] Asagao     Sazanka? [19:10] Sazanka     Sure, if what's in the bag is     the real deal! But too bad! [19:14] Sazanka     The real stuff's right here! [19:17] Asagao     You've been tricked, Benisumomo!     The bag you held holds nothing but weeds! [19:22] Mokuren     Oh, it's true. [19:23] Asagao     Oh! Which means... [19:25] Sazanka     That's right. [19:26] Sazanka/Asagao     Major upset for the win! [19:30] Sazanka     Praise me, please, Nee-sama! [19:33] Tsubaki     You're going to catch my cold. [19:35] Asagao     Mokuren, do the honors. [19:36] Mokuren     Sure, I'll make it right away. [19:38] Sazanka     Nee-sama! Rub, rub, rub! [19:39] Tsubaki     Benisumomo. [19:40] Tsubaki     I'm in your debt. [19:43] Benisumomo     Don't know what you're talking about. SIGN    Team     Sheep [19:45] Benisumomo     But hey, I'll take what I can get. [19:48] Benisumomo     See ya. [19:51] Sazanka/Asagao     Huh? [19:52] Sazanka     Wh-Wh-What was that all about, Nee-sama? [19:54] Asagao     I thought we won! [19:57] Tsubaki     Benisumomo was never trying     to compete with you. [20:00] Tsubaki     You two were hellbent on going,     so she escorted you. [20:06] Touwata     Beni-senpai! SIGN    Akane     Class SIGN    Sheep [20:08] small writing     Where have you been in all this rain,     neglecting your cleaning duties? SIGN    Akane     Class [20:15] Benisumomo     Babysitting, and enjoying it. [20:17] Asagao/Sazanka     Huh?! [20:18] Asagao     Then what was that whole scramble     for the medicinal herbs?! [20:21] Tsubaki     Probably a pretext for going with you. [20:23] Sazanka     You mean, in other words,     she had us fooled the whole time? [20:28] Tsubaki     Well, it's a fact that she escorted you,     so let's thank her properly next time. [20:35] Sazanka     Not on your life! [20:37] Asagao     She totally used us for fun, you know! [22:19] Benisumomo     Mokuren. [22:20] Mokuren     Oh, Benisumomo! [22:22] Mokuren     This is unusual, seeing you out here! [22:28] Benisumomo     You seem more cheerful than usual. [22:30] Mokuren     Oh, can you tell? [22:32] Mokuren     Something happened that made me very happy! [22:34] Benisumomo     Like what? [22:35] Mokuren     Believe it or not, Tsuwabuki and Housenka     helped me look for medicinal herbs! [22:41] Benisumomo     Isn't that ordinary? [22:43] Benisumomo     It's your team's job, right? [22:44] Mokuren     You've got it wrong. Those two     always fight, and then take off. [22:49] Mokuren     But today they helped me,     and they didn't fight! [22:53] Benisumomo     They're not here. [22:54] Mokuren     They were until earlier. [22:56] Mokuren     But Housenka made Tsuwabuki mad, [22:59] Mokuren     and then Tsuwabuki chased after her. [23:02] Mokuren     And now they're gone. [23:05] Benisumomo     And you're okay with that? [23:07] Benisumomo     Shouldn't you tell them     off every now and then? [23:10] Benisumomo     Be stern! You're their leader! [23:16] Mokuren     You're right. [23:19] Mokuren     Fighting's not a good thing. [23:22] Benisumomo     That wasn't my point. [23:28] Benisumomo     Which herbs are you looking for? [23:29] Mokuren     Huh? [23:30] Benisumomo     I'll use this basket. [23:32] Mokuren     You're going to help? [23:34] Mokuren     I'm so glad, Benisumomo! SIGN    Next time:          Attractiveness Jutsu     I Want to Be Attractive          -Tsubaki [23:38] Tsubaki     To be continued! E11 - Attractiveness Jutsu | I Want to Be Attractive Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:36] Kagetsu     Everyone! [00:37] Kagetsu     Thanks for coming to listen! [00:44] Rindou     Kagetsu is so cute. [00:46] Tsubaki     She sure is! [00:48] Rindou     I bet she'd be really attractive. [00:50] Tsubaki     "Attractive"? [00:51] Kagetsu     I'd like to take this chance to     reintroduce the members of Team Rabbit! [00:57] Kagetsu     On the drum, Mukuge! [00:59] Mukuge     Yay! [01:02] Tsubaki     What is "attractive"? [01:04] Rindou     Um, I guess it means     "readily liked by lots of men." [01:11] Kagetsu     On the flute, Hototogisu! [01:14] Hototogisu     Thank you. [01:15] Tsubaki     Readily liked by men. [01:17] Tsubaki     Th-There is such a thing? [01:21] Tsubaki     To be attractive? [01:23] Kagetsu     And on vocals, me! [01:25] Hototogisu/Mukuge     Kagetsu! [01:31] Kagetsu     The song we're debuting     here today is brand new! [01:34] Kagetsu     I'll sing as best I can,     so listen all the way through! [01:39] Mukuge     Kagetsu worried herself sick writing it! [01:44] Hototogisu     We'll play the best we can, too. [01:46] Mukuge     Yeah! [01:49] Kagetsu     Okay, here goes! [02:03] Tsubaki     Uh... [02:05] Tsubaki     How do you go about being attractive? [02:09] Tsubaki     Rindou? [02:11] Rindou     Oh, sorry. [02:12] Rindou     Can we finish listening first? [02:14] Tsubaki     Oh, o-of course! [02:17] Tsubaki     I want to know, right now.     What does being attractive entail?! SIGN    Attractiveness Jutsu [03:57] Tsubaki     Rindou. [03:59] Tsubaki     What does it take to be attractive?! [04:04] Rindou     Um... [04:06] Tsubaki     Is it something you're     born with, like talent? [04:08] Tsubaki     Or can it be mastered, like a Jutsu? [04:11] Rindou     I think it's both talent,     as well as something you can learn. [04:19] Rindou     Do you want to be attractive, Tsubaki? [04:21] Tsubaki     No! [04:22] Tsubaki     Uh... I guess you'd say I'm curious. [04:26] Tsubaki     That is... [04:29] Tsubaki     Yes. [04:29] Rindou     Oh, yeah? [04:30] Tsubaki     And so, please teach me     what attractiveness is! [04:34] Sazanka     Attractiveness? [04:35] Sazanka/Asagao     Stare... [04:37] Tsubaki     Uh, well, that is... [04:40] Rindou     "Attractiveness" means being liked by men. [04:43] Tsubaki     Rindou! [04:45] Sazanka     Liked? [04:48] Sazanka     By men? [04:49] Tsubaki     No... This is just... [04:52] Sazanka     I get it. [04:54] Sazanka     You make him like you, then defeat     him when his guard is down! [04:58] Tsubaki     Th-That's right! [05:00] Tsubaki     It's called Attractiveness Jutsu, and I     was just about to learn it from Rindou! [05:04] Tsubaki     Right, Rindou? [05:05] Rindou     That's right. [05:06] Sazanka     Wow! Attractiveness Jutsu! [05:08] Asagao     Sounds like fun! [05:10] Sazanka     I want to do it, too, Nee-sama! [05:12] Asagao     So do I! SIGN    Attractiveness Jutsu Course [05:17] Rindou     Um. Well, let's begin the     Attractiveness Jutsu Course. [05:21] Asagao     Hurry and teach us! [05:23] Sazanka     Let's be sure to master it, Nee-sama! [05:25] Tsubaki     Y-Yes. [05:27] Sazanka     So, what do you do? [05:30] Rindou     Um, well... [05:33] Rindou     Actually, I don't really     understand it well myself. [05:37] Rindou     I can look and tell if someone's likely to     be attractive, but it's hard to explain. [05:42] Sazanka     Well, that's vague. [05:45] Rindou     Sorry. [05:46] Tsubaki     You looked at Kagetsu,     and said she could be attractive. [05:49] Tsubaki     Who else do you think could be attractive? [05:52] Rindou     People who could be attractive? [05:54] Tsubaki     If we know what they have in common,     that might provide some clue. [06:01] Rindou     Mokuren, and Benisumomo. [06:04] Rindou     Also... [06:07] Rindou     you, too, Tsubaki. [06:09] Tsubaki     Huh? [06:10] Tsubaki     I-Is that so? [06:12] Rindou     Yeah. [06:13] Sazanka     That's my Nee-sama!     A natural-born man-killer! [06:16] Asagao     Lucky you, man-killer. [06:18] Tsubaki     I-I'm thrilled! [06:21] Sazanka     Mokuren, Benisumomo, Nee-sama. [06:25] Sazanka     What do these three have in common? [06:29] Sazanka     Oh! Maybe that means team     leaders are attractive! [06:33] Rindou     I don't think that's it. [06:34] Asagao     Hey, hey. What about me, then? [06:37] Rindou     I think you're incredibly cute, Asagao, [06:40] Rindou     but I'm not so sure about attractive. [06:43] Asagao     Then how do I be attractive? [06:44] Asagao     Teach me Attractiveness Jutsu, Sensei! [06:47] Rindou     "S-Sensei"...! [06:50] Rindou     Okay, come with me, then. [06:52] Asagao     Yes, ma'am! [06:55] Rindou     Take a seat. Do this with your hands. [06:58] Asagao     Like this? [06:59] Rindou     Yeah, that's good. [07:00] Rindou     Now bring your legs together. [07:13] Asagao     It was so delicious, I ate until I was full. [07:19] Tsubaki     Adorable! [07:22] Sazanka     I'm gonna be sick! [07:23] Asagao     But I'll still have seconds.     After all, I love rice so much. [07:28] Tsubaki     That's cute, Asagao!     Different from usual, somehow! [07:32] Sazanka     No way! How do you figure, Nee-sama?! [07:34] Rindou     Yeah. That was good, Asagao. [07:38] Asagao     But I can't keep a straight     face, it's so ridiculous. [07:41] Tsubaki     That isn't true at all! You were very cute! [07:46] Sazanka     Rindou! Teach me, too! [07:49] Rindou     Sure. [07:59] Sazanka     My name is Sazanka.     It's a pleasure to meet you. [08:05] Tsubaki     Eek! Extremely cute! [08:08] Asagao     Gross! [08:09] Sazanka     How was that, Nee-sama? [08:10] Tsubaki     It was cute, Sazanka! [08:13] Rindou     You have quite a knack for it. [08:14] Asagao     Says you! [08:17] Asagao     Weird! [08:18] Sazanka     It's true, I nearly laughed partway though. [08:21] Asagao     I know, right? [08:22] Asagao     Let's do it again! [08:24] Sazanka     You got it! [08:27] Tsubaki     Wow... [08:29] Tsubaki     Feels like my heart is racing. [08:32] Tsubaki     Uh, Rindou! [08:34] Rindou     Huh? [08:34] Rindou     I'd like to do it, too, next time. [08:37] Rindou     Okay. [08:39] Rindou     But, Tsubaki, huh? [08:41] Rindou     That's not easy. [08:42] Rindou     I might not be able to teach you well. [08:45] Tsubaki     Huh? [08:46] Rindou     Those two are always boisterous,     so it's easy to give them advice. [08:50] Rindou     But you're not like that. [08:52] Rindou     And you're cute in the first place. [08:55] Tsubaki     I-Is that the way it is? [08:57] Asagao     Here goes! [09:00] Asagao     Would you care for a bite? [09:03] Sazanka     Well, aren't you the sweetest thing? [09:08] Rindou     Very good, you two! That was spot on! [09:12] Asagao     So funny! It's like it's     not even you, Sazanka! [09:12] Tsubaki     Wow... Have these two already mastered it? [09:17] Tsubaki     And here, I don't understand it at all! [09:17] Sazanka     S-Same goes for you, Asagao! [09:21] Tsubaki     In fact, I have a feeling I can't outdo them. [09:26] Tsubaki     Could it be Rindou can tell I have     no talent for attractiveness, [09:30] Tsubaki     and she's lying to spare my feelings?! [09:32] (Flashback) Rindou     And you're cute in the first place. [09:34] Tsubaki     Oh, that's it! That must have     been her giving up on me! [09:45] Tsubaki     But... [09:46] Tsubaki     I won't give up.* [09:49] Tsubaki*     Next! [09:52] Tsubaki     It's my turn! [09:56] Tsubaki     Whatever it takes, I want     to learn attractiveness! [10:03] Tsubaki     If I analyze the things Sazanka     and Asagao were doing, [10:07] Tsubaki     I'm sure I'll find my own     Attractiveness Jutsu. [10:14] Tsubaki     Got it. [10:16] Tsubaki     Here I go! [10:25] Tsubaki     The crane was so beautiful,     I found myself imitating it. [10:42] Rindou     What was that?! [10:43] Sazanka     You're too funny, Nee-sama! [10:46] Asagao     Why a crane? [10:47] Asagao     My belly hurts! [10:55] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan... [10:57] Rindou     Cheer up. [10:59] Sazanka     Nee-sama... [11:00] Tsubaki     I guess I have no talent after all... [11:04] Tsubaki     for Attractiveness Jutsu! [11:06] Rindou     No. Like I said,     I think if you just be yourself— [11:09] Tsubaki     I want to understand it! [11:13] Tsubaki     I want to understand     Attractiveness Jutsu and fully master it! [11:18] Tsubaki     I want to be more attractive! [11:27] Rindou     I hear that desperately wanting to be     attractive makes you unattractive. [11:37] Tsubaki     Wh-Why don't we... go and eat dinner? [11:52] Tsubaki     Mustn't want to be attractive! [11:53] Tsubaki     Mustn't want to be attractive! [11:55] Tsubaki     Mustn't do it, and yet...! [11:59] Mokuren     Is something wrong with Tsubaki? [12:01] Rindou     Um, well... [12:03] Rindou     She wants to be attractive that badly. [12:10] Tsubaki     I-I want to be attractive! SIGN    I Want to Be Attractive [12:19] Sazanka     Well, Nee-sama. Let us proceed     to the training grounds. [12:23] Asagao     Yes, let us be off. [12:30] Tsubaki     I want to get good at     Attractiveness Jutsu, too! [12:33] Tsubaki     Oh, stop that! If I want too badly     to be attractive, I won't be! [12:36] Tsubaki     So stop thinking about it! [12:38] Tsubaki     Oh, but I really do want it! [12:41] Rindou     This is sort of pitiful. [12:43] Ume     Okay, next! [12:45] Ume     It's Itadori's turn! [12:46] Itadori     Okay, here goes! [12:49] Itadori     Sparkle! [12:56] Tsubaki     Is that...? [12:57] Sazanka     Yes, it's Attractiveness Jutsu. [12:59] Ume     "Sparkle"! [12:59] Sazanka     We taught it to everyone before class today. [13:01] Ajisai     It's like Azami and Tanpopo on Team Rooster! [13:02] Tsubaki     Oh, yeah? [13:04] Housenka     Then how about this? [13:08] Housenka     I wonder. [13:10] Hasu     That's pretty good. [13:11] Housenka     You try, too, Hasu! [13:15] Hasu     I'd be too embarrassed. [13:18] Ajisai     That was good just now! [13:20] Housenka     That's Attractiveness Jutsu! [13:21] Hasu     Huh? It is? [13:23] Suzushiro     So, this is what's popular     with the underclassman crowd? [13:27] Housenka     Yeah! [13:28] Tsubaki     Ahh, good. Everyone's thinking     about attractiveness together. [13:32] Tsubaki     I've got to do my best, too. [13:34] Ajisai     How about this, then? [13:36] Ajisai     Hop, hop! [13:40] Housenka     Men sure are simple-minded, though! [13:42] Hasu     It only takes this to make them     like you and let down their guard. [13:45] Ajisai     They're stupid, aren't they? [13:47] Ume     You got that right! [13:50] Asagao     Looks like it caught on right away. [13:53] Sazanka     Of course! Because it's fun. [13:55] Sazanka     Besides, part of why it's popular is     that it lets you easily defeat a man. [14:01] Sazanka     Asagao, let's go join in. [14:03] Asagao     Yeah! I'll show them my Attractiveness Jutsu! [14:07] Tsubaki     Oh, no! [14:10] Tsubaki     Once Sensei finds out there's a Jutsu     going around for making fun of men...! [14:15] Rindou     Hey, Tsubaki. [14:16] Rindou     This is bad, isn't it? [14:19] Tsubaki     When you stop and think,     it's understandable this would happen. [14:23] Tsubaki     I was so worried about my own attractiveness,     I missed something totally obvious. [14:27] Rindou     What now? [14:29] Tsubaki     L-Let's do something... about it. [14:38] Itadori     Oh, are you joining in, too? [14:40] Suzushiro     Attractiveness Jutsu is fun! [14:45] Tsubaki     Let's be clear about this. [14:50] Tsubaki     You could never defeat a man,     with your Jutsu at that level! [14:55] Ajisai     Huh? [14:56] Hasu     Is that so? [14:57] Tsubaki     This Jutsu is profound, and you can't     master it with a half-hearted attempt. [15:04] Tsubaki     If you use it poorly and underestimate     a man, you'll be in trouble. [15:08] Rindou     I see now. Even if she told them not to     make fun of men, they wouldn't listen. [15:13] Hasu     Huh? This Jutsu is difficult? [15:16] Ume     Maybe it's more than we can handle. [15:18] Rindou     Good call, Tsubaki! [15:20] Sazanka     Uh, Nee-sama. [15:22] Sazanka     It's all right. I'm sure     you'll get good at it, too. [15:26] Sazanka     Don't get discouraged. [15:30] Tsubaki     No, it's not about that. [15:32] Asagao     She's right! If you try hard,     you'll get good at it, too. [15:36] Asagao     It's simple. [15:41] Rindou     They kind of have the wrong idea. [15:44] Housenka     Oh, she's just jealous! [15:47] Suzushiro     You're saying that because     you're no good at it. [15:50] Tsubaki     That's not it! [15:51] Ajisai     In that case, let's practice together! [15:54] Itadori     Yeah, I'll teach you! [15:56] Hasu     I will, too. [15:57] Suzushiro     Hey, don't get carried away. [16:00] Tsubaki     All right, fine! [16:01] Tsubaki     If that's the way it is, I'll show you. [16:05] Tsubaki     If I can do Attractiveness     Jutsu better than you girls, [16:09] Tsubaki     will you believe that it's not     a way to easily defeat men? [16:14] Ajisai     Sure, I guess. [16:15] Suzushiro     Sounds good. [16:16] Rindou     Tsubaki, um... [16:18] Tsubaki     It's all right. [16:19] Tsubaki     It's my fault things turned out like this. [16:22] Tsubaki     I have to do something about it. [16:27] (Flashback) Rindou     I hear that desperately wanting to be     attractive makes you unattractive. [16:32] Tsubaki     If you try too hard,     it makes you unattractive. [16:35] Tsubaki     Then, yes. I just need to be relaxed. [16:39] Tsubaki     Relaxed and natural! [16:43] Tsubaki     A lovely... flower! [16:54] Suzushiro     That's horrible! [16:55] Housenka     What was that?! [16:57] Tsubaki     I can't stop from trying too hard! [17:00] Tsubaki     Rindou, I need backup! [17:02] Tsubaki     Rindou! [17:04] Ajisai     Looks like it was jealousy, after all. [17:06] Hasu     I don't think we need to worry about it. [17:09] Sazanka     Nee-sama, you don't need to try so hard! [17:10] Tsubaki     Th-This is all wrong! [17:13] Tsubaki     It shouldn't be like this! [17:17] Asagao     She's right! You're cute the     way you are, Tsubaki-chan! [17:22] Itadori     Flower! [17:24] Ume     Flower! [17:25] everyone     Flower! [17:42] Tsubaki     Forget it. It's not working at all. [17:46] Tsubaki     To think, it's my fault     Attractiveness Jutsu is popular. [18:00] Itadori     Oh, are you quite sure? [18:07] Suzushiro     How about this? [18:14] Suzushiro     Tsubaki! [18:16] Suzushiro     What? [18:18] Suzushiro     Are you here to give it another shot? [18:21] Suzushiro     Don't be so uptight about it. [18:23] Suzushiro     Come enjoy Attractiveness Jutsu with us... [18:35] Suzushiro     What? [18:40] Suzushiro     Wh-What is this? [18:42] Suzushiro     My face is all hot... [18:45] Tsubaki (Hana)     This is how Attractiveness Jutsu is done. [18:56] Suzushiro     C-Can't stand up... [19:00] Tsubaki (Hana)     You've got to be at least     this good to defeat a man. [19:07] Tsubaki (Hana)     So, then. [19:13] Ajisai     What was that? [19:14] Hasu     It was incredible. [19:16] Itadori     I could never pull that off. [19:24] Tsubaki     Now it's fixed. [19:30] Tsubaki     Uh, thank you very much, Sensei. [19:35] Tsubaki (Hana)     Mhm. [19:38] Hana     I had received a report from Konoha. [19:41] Hana     I was watching them in secret. [19:45] Hana     Tsubaki, this incident,     apparently, started with you. [19:49] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am... [19:51] Hana     It's good that you tried     to patch up the mess. [19:55] Hana     But... [20:00] Hana     Try to keep this sort of thing to a minimum. [20:07] Hana     Understood? [20:13] Tsubaki     Y-Yes, ma'am... [20:16] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [20:18] Sazanka     What you did earlier was amazing! [20:20] Sazanka     Please do it again! [20:22] Asagao     Do it! Do it! [20:25] Sazanka     Are you listening, Nee-sama? [20:26] Rindou     That had to be Sensei. [20:30] Asagao     One more time, Tsubaki-chan! [20:30] Tsubaki     Sensei's Attractiveness Jutsu     was i-incredible. [20:35] Tsubaki      [22:11] Housenka     It's called Attractiveness Jutsu. [22:13] Mokuren     Oh, I hear that's popular     with the underclassmen. [22:16] Tsuwabuki     Is it fun? [22:18] Housenka     It's fun! [22:19] Housenka     You strike weird poses, and Hinagiku cries. [22:23] Tsuwabuki     What do you mean? [22:24] Mokuren     Oh! [22:25] Mokuren     Hinagiku ends up crying     when she sees cute things. [22:29] Housenka     She cries when you show her this! [22:31] Housenka     I can't believe how funny it is! [22:33] Tsuwabuki     Whoa, don't make her cry.     I feel bad for her! [22:37] Housenka     Mokuren, you try doing Attractiveness Jutsu. [22:40] Mokuren     No, thanks! It seems kind of embarrassing. [22:45] Housenka     Okay, then. [22:49] Housenka     Never mind. You could never do it. [22:51] Tsuwabuki     Say what?! That stuff is easy! [22:54] Tsuwabuki     See, look! [22:58] Housenka     I knew you'd be no good at it! [23:00] Housenka     You look so dumb! [23:02] Tsuwabuki     Huh?! [23:06] Tsuwabuki     Get back here! [23:08] Tsuwabuki     You little monkey! [23:10] Housenka     Ook! Ook! Ook! [23:15] Tsubaki     Mokuren, I'm returning the     scrolls I was borrowing. [23:26] Tsubaki     What are you doing? [23:28] Mokuren     Th-This is... [23:30] Mokuren     Um, nothing at all! [23:33] Tsubaki     I-If you say so. SIGN    Next time:          Rivals     Picture of a Man          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     T-To be continued? E12 - Rivals | Picture of a Man Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Ume     Hinagiku! [00:14] Ajisai/Ume     Tell us. [00:17] Ajisai     Are we cute? [00:18] Ume     Are we cute? [00:27] Ajisai     She really cried! [00:28] Hinagiku     Yes, already! You're cute!     And so what? [00:31] Kibushi     Hey! [00:32] Kibushi     Cut that out, underclassmen! [00:34] Ajisai/Ume     Run for it! [00:36] Kibushi     Of all the... [00:37] Oniyuri     It happened again? [00:39] Oniyuri     Attractiveness Jutsu is still popular? [00:41] Kibushi     It's not being used as ninjutsu anymore, [00:44] Kibushi     but it looks like the underclassmen     are still doing it for fun. [00:50] Kibushi     There you go. [00:51] Kibushi     Those darn kids found out Hinagiku     cries when they use Attractiveness Jutsu, [00:56] Kibushi     and now they come do it all the time. [00:57] Oniyuri     That's a pain. [00:59] Kibushi     It's because she cries when she ends up     thinking someone's cuter than her. [01:08] Kibushi     Hinagiku, don't cry. [01:10] Hinagiku     But they're all so cute. [01:14] Oniyuri     I guess I'll go give them a warning. [01:16] Kibushi     Please do, Oniyuri. [01:33] Kibushi     Hinagiku... [01:35] Kibushi     I've got to do something for her! SIGN    Rivals [03:10] Touwata     B-Beni-senpai. [03:14] Touwata     Please do some training... [03:21] Benisumomo     What are you doing? You're so odd. [03:25] Touwata     I-It's called Attractiveness Jutsu! [03:28] Benisumomo     You mean that thing nobody     could ultimately use? [03:31] Mizubashou     I heard that Tsubaki can use it. [03:33] Benisumomo     I'm not so sure. Wasn't that     really just Sensei transformed? [03:39] Kibushi     Wh-What's a trap doing in a place like this? [03:44] Benisumomo     Did you set another trap? [03:46] Mizubashou     Ahem. [03:49] Mizubashou     So sorry. Setting traps     is just a habit of mine. [03:55] Benisumomo     What was that, comedy? [03:57] Touwata     Nice one! [03:59] Mizubashou     Was it really? [04:01] Mizubashou     Would you mind being a test     subject for my new trap? [04:08] Benisumomo     Oh, quit doing that. [04:10] Kibushi     Um, excuse me! Could you let me down? [04:14] Benisumomo     Oh, yeah?     Attractiveness Jutsu does that to Hinagiku? [04:17] Kibushi     Yeah, the underclassmen make fun of her. [04:21] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Maybe I'm not actually cute. [04:25] Kibushi     She said that, all down in the dumps. [04:31] Benisumomo     Hinagiku, who's always     so full of confidence?! [04:34] Kibushi     That's why I'm asking you, Benisumomo! [04:36] Kibushi     Go tell her personally that she's cute! [04:41] Benisumomo     Huh? [04:42] Kibushi     You're Hinagiku's rival, aren't you? [04:44] Kibushi     I think she can bounce back     if a rival compliments her! [04:49] Benisumomo     No, she's not my rival in the slightest. [04:53] Benisumomo     More like, it's annoying how she     always starts stuff with me. [04:56] Kibushi     I still want you to do something! [04:58] Benisumomo     Ehh. [04:59] Kibushi     Please! [05:03] Benisumomo     Okay then. [05:05] Benisumomo     The idea of the Hinagiku being     depressed sounds interesting. [05:10] Benisumomo     It's worth a look. [05:12] Kibushi     H-Hey! [05:13] Kibushi     Th-That isn't what I meant! [05:16] Kibushi     What's her deal? [05:18] Kibushi     It was a sincere request. [05:20] Mizubashou     It'll be fine. [05:23] Mizubashou     It might not seem like it,     but Benisumomo can be kind. [05:30] Mizubashou     That's why I'm sure she'll     do something for her. [05:33] Kibushi     Really? [05:34] Mizubashou     Sure. [05:35] Kibushi     If you say so. [05:37] Benisumomo     Come on, what's the holdup? [05:39] Kibushi     Oh, sorry! I'll be right there! [05:53] Hinagiku     Everybody's so cute... [05:57] Hinagiku     They really are. [06:00] Hinagiku     Even though I'm not! [06:05] Benisumomo     You really are in a funk. [06:08] Hinagiku     Benisumomo! [06:09] Hinagiku     What are you doing here? [06:11] Benisumomo     I heard you're depressed because     of all the Attractiveness Jutsu. [06:17] Kibushi     Please, Benisumomo! Cheer up Hinagiku! [06:23] Hinagiku     So, what are you here to do? [06:31] Benisumomo     Hinagiku. [06:35] Hinagiku     Wh-What? [06:37] Benisumomo     Turn this way. [06:43] Benisumomo     Am I cute? [06:52] Kibushi     Benisumomo! [06:55] Hinagiku     Yes, you're cute! [06:57] Benisumomo     It's the first time I've done it,     but this Attractiveness Jutsu is neat. [07:01] Kibushi     Hey! This wasn't what we discussed! [07:04] Benisumomo     So what? [07:05] Hinagiku     You mean you brought her, Kibushi?! [07:08] Kibushi     Well, she was concerned about you... [07:15] Hinagiku     Benisumomo was? [07:17] Kibushi     Come on! Cheer her up properly! [07:20] Benisumomo     Okay, fine. [07:28] Benisumomo     Hinagiku, listen. [07:38] Benisumomo     Aren't you the next cutest, after me? [07:43] Hinagiku     She's cute! [07:44] Kibushi     Hey! What is with you?! [07:47] Kibushi     Stop that! [07:47] Hinagiku     You're cute! [07:50] Hinagiku     After all, I'm nothing but... [07:54] Hinagiku     I'm nothing but...! [07:55] Kibushi     Hinagiku! [08:00] Benisumomo     What's got you so down, anyway? [08:02] Kibushi     I said stop! [08:04] Benisumomo     I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku! [08:10] Benisumomo     What's it going to take to make you cheerful? [08:15] Kibushi     M-Mizubashou...! [08:18] Mizubashou     It might not seem like it,     but Benisumomo can be kind. [08:28] Hinagiku     I... am... worthless. [08:32] Kibushi     Hinagiku! [08:34] Benisumomo     Okay, I'm leaving. [08:36] Kibushi     Go! Get lost! [08:38] Kibushi     Sorry, Hinagiku! [08:40] Kibushi     It's all because I asked her to come. [08:45] Kibushi     Hinagiku, I'm sorry. [08:47] Kibushi     Pull yourself together! [08:49] Benisumomo     Hinagiku, turn this way. [08:52] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Am I cute? [08:55] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Aren't you the next cutest, after me? [09:00] Hinagiku     What the heck was that? [09:02] Kibushi     Huh? [09:03] Hinagiku     She never usually takes any notice of me. [09:08] Benisumomo     What's got you so down, anyway? [09:11] Benisumomo     I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku. [09:18] Kibushi     Hinagiku? [09:24] Hinagiku     Maybe she was... [09:37] Benisumomo     I took that way too far. [09:41] Benisumomo     I was just going to play around once     or twice, then cheer her up right. [09:45] Benisumomo     But it was too much fun seeing     flippant Hinagiku so off her game. [09:57] Benisumomo     I could go back and... [10:05] Benisumomo     Hinagiku... [10:08] Hinagiku     Benisumomo. [10:14] Hinagiku     I had no idea you were so afraid of me! [10:20] Kibushi     Hinagiku! [10:24] Benisumomo     Huh? [10:25] Hinagiku     I already knew you thought of me as a rival, [10:30] Hinagiku     but I never thought you'd seize the chance     to come crush me when I was down! [10:34] Hinagiku     But now that I realize that,     I simply can't let you beat me. [10:35] Kibushi     Mhm! Mhm! Mhm! [10:39] Hinagiku     Because in the end,     I'm your much-feared rival! [10:46] Kibushi     That's more like it!     That's the Hinagiku I know! [10:50] Hinagiku     And naturally, I won't lose to     you when it comes to cuteness! [10:53] Kibushi     Right, right! Hinagiku is the cutest! [10:58] Benisumomo     Well, well. [11:00] Benisumomo     Good ol' Hinagiku, positive as ever. [11:05] Hinagiku/Kibushi     Oh. [11:11] Oniyuri     I went and caught them... [11:15] Kibushi     Stop that! [11:18] Oniyuri     What in the world's going on here? [11:18] Benisumomo     There you go again! [11:18] Kibushi     She only just got back on her feet! [11:21] Kibushi     Stop doing that, I tell you! SIGN    Picture of a Man [11:30] Konoha     Ahh, Sazanka and Asagao? [11:33] Konoha     I'm having them tidy up and     clean the east document storage. [11:38] Konoha     It's punishment for the foolish     thing they did in class. [11:40] Tsubaki     Wh-What kind of foolish thing? [11:44] Konoha     I don't even want to say it. [11:50] Tsubaki     I wondered what was keeping those two. [11:53] Rindou     What could they have done? [11:55] Tsubaki     Anyway, let's help out     and get it over with quickly. [11:59] Rindou     Yeah. [12:07] Tsubaki     I'm alone with Rindou. [12:09] Tsubaki     Maybe this is my chance! [12:14] Tsubaki     Uh, Rindou? [12:16] Tsubaki     Would you mind telling me about men? [12:20] Rindou     About men? [12:21] Tsubaki     Right, right! [12:22] Tsubaki     Please teach me something about them! [12:25] Tsubaki     Let's continue from the other day! [12:27] Rindou     Let's see. I've already told     you practically everything. [12:32] Rindou     I'm not sure if there's anything else. [12:34] Tsubaki     Oh! Th-Then...     Hey, how about a picture of a man?! [12:38] Rindou     A picture? [12:39] Rindou     Good idea! Drawing is my thing! [12:43] Rindou     I'm on it! [12:44] Tsubaki     R-Really?! [12:49] Tsubaki     Finally, I'll get to see my heart's desire! [12:52] Tsubaki     What a man looks like! [12:56] Rindou     I'm done! [13:02] Tsubaki     "Gulp..." [13:07] Rindou     Here. [13:19] Tsubaki     Wh-What... is this? [13:23] Rindou     A man. [13:25] Rindou     I'm proud of it, too. [13:32] Tsubaki     Th-Thank you very much... [13:36] Rindou     You're welcome. [13:41] Asagao     Oh! Rindou and Tsubaki-chan! SIGN    Nice and Tidy [13:44] Sazanka     Have you come to help us?! [13:46] Tsubaki     What did you manage to do this time? [13:49] Asagao     Well... [13:51] Asagao     You know, it's a long story. [13:54] Tsubaki     Wait, I'd just as soon not know. [13:56] Tsubaki     Now, let's hurry and straighten this up. [13:59] Asagao     Aww, I wanna tell you! [14:07] Tsubaki     I'd never have guessed     Rindou's such a bad artist. [14:13] Tsubaki     Bad? [14:15] Tsubaki     No, I have no way of knowing that. [14:18] Tsubaki     I've never seen a man. [14:21] Tsubaki     What if... that... really was one?! [14:29] Tsubaki     No, no, no! It can't be! Never! [14:31] Tsubaki     There's no chance that could— [14:34] Sazanka     Nee-sama?! [14:35] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan?! [14:36] Rindou     Are you okay? [14:39] Tsubaki     Y-Yes. I think. [14:42] Tsubaki     Ow... [14:50] Hana     What? You're having them     clean up document storage? [14:54] Konoha     Yes. [14:55] Konoha     Well, there's nothing in     there they shouldn't see. [14:58] Hana     That's true. [14:59] Konoha     It was in need of cleaning soon,     so the timing seemed ideal. [15:10] Konoha     Huh? SIGN    Man [15:13] Sazanka     You don't suppose... [15:15] Asagao     There's a drawing of a man in here?! [15:20] Sazanka     Let's look at it, Nee-sama! [15:22] Asagao     Let's find out for sure! [15:24] Tsubaki     Of course we can't do that! [15:26] Tsubaki     I'm going to go hand this over to Sensei! [15:29] Sazanka     A peek won't hurt. [15:31] Tsubaki     No way! [15:33] Sazanka     Or so you say, but don't     you want to see it, too? [15:37] Tsubaki     Wh-What are you saying?! [15:39] Sazanka     You're a little too much of a model student. [15:42] Asagao     That's right! [15:43] Sazanka     For instance, if your hand     slips, and you see inside, [15:48] Sazanka     that's what you'd call an accident. [15:51] Asagao     Accidents can't be helped! SIGN    Man [16:03] Tsubaki     Forget it! I'm going     straight to Sensei, and— [16:06] Asagao     Shoomp! [16:07] Sazanka     We won't let you go! [16:10] Tsubaki     Do you think the two of you can stop me? [16:14] Asagao     We can! [16:15] Sazanka     We have a new Jutsu that     got us in trouble today. [16:18] Asagao     You know, I don't think even     you can beat it, Tsubaki-chan. [16:19] Tsubaki     That's the "foolish thing"     Konoha-sensei mentioned. [16:23] Sazanka     Okay, here goes! [16:24] Tsubaki     I don't think you can do it. [16:28] Sazanka     When did this happen?! [16:30] Tsubaki     So, I'll be back. [16:31] Sazanka     Please, at least, let us do the Jutsu! [16:34] Asagao     We were saving it for last! [16:34] Rindou     Take care. [16:37] Tsubaki     I swear. [16:39] Tsubaki     Those two only work together     when they're up to no good. [16:54] Tsubaki     M-Maybe I'll look anyway. [16:57] Tsubaki     No, no! Don't do that! [16:59] Tsubaki     I must have a firm sense of     responsibility, as team leader! [17:05] Tsubaki     Inside here, there's a man! [17:08] (Flashback) Sazanka     For instance, if your hand     slips, and you see inside, [17:12] (Flashback) Sazanka     that's what you'd call an accident. [17:15] (Flashback) Asagao     Accidents can't be helped! [17:20] Tsubaki     If my hand slips, it's an accident. [17:25] Tsubaki     An accident! [17:28] Tsubaki     That's just no good! [17:30] Tsubaki     I can't forbid them     and then go look for myself! [17:35] Tsubaki     Because I saw that picture Rindou drew, [17:38] Tsubaki     my urge to make sure nearly     got the better of me. [17:41] Hana     Tsubaki. [17:56] Hana     You found it, and were bringing it to me? [18:01] Hana     Tsubaki? [18:03] Hana     Hey. [18:04] Tsubaki     Y-Yes, ma'am. [18:06] Hana     You did well. See you later. [18:11] Tsubaki     Th-That was... [18:18] Konoha     Welcome back. [18:22] Konoha     You took off suddenly. [18:24] Konoha     Was there something in storage     you didn't want seen? [18:27] Hana     It's nothing. Just something from the past. [18:29] Konoha     Would you bother to go get     something that's nothing? [18:35] Konoha     Is it embarrassing, perhaps? [18:39] Hana     Embarrassing, huh? [19:26] Hana     Sure, I'd say it's embarrassing. [19:28] Konoha     Show it to me. [19:29] Hana     No. [19:30] Konoha     Oh, where's the harm? [19:34] Sazanka     Welcome back, Nee-sama! [19:37] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan, that was quick! [19:39] Rindou     We're done here, for the most part. [19:41] Tsubaki     Sorry to leave you with it. [19:44] Asagao     Hey, did you really give back that scroll? [19:47] Tsubaki     Yes, I gave it straight to Hana-sensei. [19:50] Asagao     But it was such a discovery! [19:54] Sazanka     So, did you see inside it? [19:57] Asagao     Huh? You saw it? [19:58] Sazanka     What did he look like? [20:04] Tsubaki     I-I didn't see it. [20:06] Asagao     Really? [20:07] Tsubaki     I-I really didn't see it! [20:10] Asagao     Oh, well, poo. You're so upstanding. [20:14] Tsubaki     Come on, you two. Let's hurry     and finish up the cleaning. [20:19] Rindou     All that's left is to sweep the floor. [20:21] Asagao     Then I'll handle the dustpan!     You gather it up, Sazanka. [20:25] Sazanka     Sure, sure. [20:26] Sazanka     But, Asagao, later we do     some serious training. [20:28] Asagao     Nice! Secret serious training! [20:31] Tsubaki     The contents of the scroll were     the same as Rindou's drawing. [20:35] Tsubaki     Is that what men look like, after all? [20:39] Tsubaki     No, that can't be! [20:42] Tsubaki     It could never be! [20:44] Sazanka     What could never be, Nee-sama? [20:47] Tsubaki     N-Never you mind! [20:50] Tsubaki     Now, let's get to cleaning! [20:51] Tsubaki     Clean, clean! [20:52] Sazanka     All right! SIGN    Akane Class [22:26] Hana     And so, Konoha and I will be     away for two to three days. [22:32] Konoha     Tsubaki, look after the     village during that time. [22:34] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am. Leave it to me. [22:36] Konoha     Well, nothing big has ever happened, [22:40] Konoha     and I doubt anything will then. [22:42] Hana     Yes, everyone should just     do what they normally... [22:46] Hana     do?! [22:49] Konoha     Please don't get up. [22:51] Konoha     Well, we're just going so that     Hana-sensei can see a doctor. [22:54] Konoha     We'll come home as soon as that's done. [22:57] Hana     Don't let the other students     know I'm having back problems. [23:02] Tsubaki     R-Right, ma'am. [23:03] Konoha     They've all known for some time, though. [23:08] Hana     So. We're counting on you, Tsubaki. [23:10] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [23:11] Tsubaki     Kunoichi Tsubaki of Akane Class [23:14] Tsubaki     will take responsibility for the     village's safety while you're away! SIGN    Next time:          Showdown!     Akane Class vs.     the Man!?          -Tsubaki E13 - Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Tsubaki     What I saw on Hana-sensei's scroll... [00:11] Tsubaki     It was the same as Rindou's drawing. [00:14] Tsubaki     Is that really what men look like? [00:18] Tsubaki     It's just so different     from what I was expecting! [00:21] Tsubaki     For now, I'd better focus on training, [00:24] Tsubaki     and think about it as little as possible. [00:31] Tsubaki     While Sensei is away, I'm the one     in charge of our class' village. [00:37] Tsubaki     I've got to keep it together! SIGN    Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!? [02:12] Tsubaki     Hey! [02:15] Tsubaki     Everybody quiet down! SIGN    Self-study [02:18] Tsubaki     Let's study like we're supposed to! [02:20] Suzushiro     Aw, come on.     Don't be so stuck on the rules. [02:22] Kibushi     She's right. Both Hana-sensei     and Konoha-sensei are away. [02:27] Hinagiku     They'll never find out we were slacking. [02:29] Tsubaki     None of that! [02:30] Tsubaki     Sensei left me in charge of everyone! [02:34] Tsuwabuki     Tsubaki is so serious. [02:37] Hinagiku     Then how about some special training? [02:39] Tsubaki     Special training? [02:41] Hinagiku     Special Attractiveness Jutsu training. [02:43] Benisumomo     You never learn. [02:46] Benisumomo     But I'd be willing to, in that case. [02:48] Tsubaki     Huh? [02:49] Benisumomo     Tsubaki, show us how it's done. [02:52] Tsubaki     N-None of that, either! [02:54] Tsubaki     Let's just review past lessons     or prepare for upcoming ones! [02:58] Hinagiku     Aww. [02:59] Hinagiku     But won't we need Attractiveness Jutsu     when it comes time to defeat a man? [03:03] Tsubaki     Defeat a man... [03:05] Benisumomo     Hey, more importantly. [03:07] Benisumomo     Should you be ignoring that? [03:10] Itadori     Too slow! [03:11] Ume     Wait up! [03:14] Tsubaki     Stop it! [03:16] Tsubaki     Get back here! [03:17] Benisumomo     It's not easy being Tsubaki. [03:18] Itadori     Run for it! [03:19] Ume     Run! Run! [03:22] Tsubaki     I thought I told you to study! [03:27] Sazanka     We won't lose! [03:29] Uikyou/Kikyou     Throw! Throw! Throw! [03:31] Uikyou/Kikyou     Throw! Throw! Throw! [03:34] Touwata     Mind over matter! Willpower! Willpower! [03:38] Higuruma     I bet a man's face looks like this! [03:42] Hagi     If you smoosh your face too much, you'll die. [03:45] Hasu     Don't you think it's like this? [03:48] Hagi     This worldview is too novel,     and it's liable to win me over! [03:51] Hagi     Once that happens, I'll wind up dead! [04:00] Higuruma     You spilled the water! [04:02] Hasu     You're gonna be in trouble. [04:03] Higuruma (or someone)     You're gonna be in trouble! [04:11] Rindou     Today sure was rough. [04:13] Tsubaki     It was. I am so tired. [04:16] Rindou     I didn't know it would be     so rough with Sensei away. [04:19] Sazanka     Nee-sama. [04:22] Sazanka     Let's sleep together. [04:24] Asagao     I can't eat another bite. [04:27] Tsubaki     It's not exactly rough for them. [04:32] Tsubaki     I worry about what's coming. [04:41] Rindou     What's all that?! [04:44] Mokuren     Tsubaki! There must be something outside! [04:47] Tsubaki     I'll go take a look! [04:50] Tsubaki     Rindou, Mokuren.     Tell everyone else to stay inside! [05:12] Tsubaki     What's that? [05:26] Mokuren     The village! [05:28] Hototogisu     How could this happen? [05:30] Mukuge     It's terrible! [05:31] Kagetsu     Who would do such a thing?! [05:36] Asagao     Look at this! [05:37] Asagao     My potatoes! [05:39] Asagao     I worked so hard to grow them! [05:42] Rindou     There, there. [05:43] Tachiaoi     The vandal might still be nearby. [05:45] Tsuwabuki     Let's all go teach 'em a lesson! [05:47] Shion     Couldn't we win with this many of us? [05:49] Housenka     Let's get going, then! [05:51] Tsubaki     Hold on a minute. [05:53] Tsubaki     It might be dangerous to pursue right away. [05:56] Hinagiku     Why? [05:57] Tsubaki     Take a look at that. [05:59] Kibushi     Whoa, big footprint! [06:01] Mizubashou     Which means a big body? [06:03] Oniyuri     Looks like we'd best make preparations first. [06:07] Suzushiro     But from the look of things, they were alone. [06:08] Higiri     Who the heck was it? [06:11] Tsubaki     It might have been... a man. [06:17] Hinagiku     What's that supposed to mean?! [06:19] Mokuren     Did you see him, Tsubaki?! [06:21] Tsubaki     No, but it was dark,     so I might have been seeing things. [06:25] Rindou     Or maybe you weren't. [06:29] Asagao     Rindou? [06:31] Rindou     At the village where I used to live, [06:35] Rindou     I heard about bandits. [06:37] everyone (but Rindou)     Bandits? [06:38] Rindou     Yeah. That there are savage men who     typically lurk in the mountains, [06:44] Rindou     and attack people to steal their valuables. [06:46] Housenka     What gives?! [06:47] Fuki     One of them ransacked the village? [06:49] Ajisai     Talk about barbaric! [06:50] Shion     But nothing was stolen. [06:53] Shion     Just stuff destroyed here and there. [06:54] Tsuwabuki     Maybe yesterday, he was just scouting. [06:58] Tachiaoi     Meaning, he might come back again tonight? [07:02] Hagi     If something like that     comes back again, I'll die. [07:04] Uikyou     How distressing. [07:06] Kikyou     How scary. [07:07] Mokuren     What do we do? [07:13] Hinagiku     What do we have to be afraid of? [07:15] Kibushi     Hinagiku? [07:17] Hinagiku     If that's how it is, let's fight back! [07:20] Benisumomo     Kick the man's butt, you mean? [07:23] Hinagiku     Of course. [07:24] Kibushi     Well said, Hinagiku! [07:26] Higiri     She's right. We can't just let it slide     after he messed up the village! [07:32] Tsubaki     A barbaric man, here at the village... [07:35] Tsubaki     And while Sensei's away, of all times! [07:38] Tsubaki     Let's all protect this village! [07:41] everyone     Yeah! [07:42] someone     Okay! [07:42] someone     We'll get him! [07:43] Tsubaki     But don't do anything unreasonable. [07:44] ---     Let's prioritize strengthening our defenses. [07:47] Sazanka     Okay, Nee-sama! [07:48] Asagao     We'll get it done! [07:49] Hinagiku     Okay, let's work up a plan. [07:52] Tachiaoi     How about we designate posts,     and patrol in shifts? [07:55] Shion     It might get tricky once he's in the village. [07:58] Shion     Let's expand our scope     into the nearby forest. [08:00] Hototogisu     Count on us to stand guard over there. [08:03] Mizubashou     We're going to need lots of traps. [08:18] Tsubaki     It's my shift for the watch. [08:21] Benisumomo     That time already? [08:22] Tsubaki     Yes. [08:24] Tsubaki     I just hope tonight remains this quiet. [08:28] Benisumomo     Hey, Tsubaki. [08:30] Benisumomo     Why don't you and I go get rid of the man? [08:34] Tsubaki     Huh? [08:36] Benisumomo     We even roped in girls who     wouldn't do well in a fight. [08:38] Benisumomo     Won't they simply get in the way? [08:40] Benisumomo     So let's just you and me track this guy down. [08:44] Tsubaki     I can't do that. [08:46] Benisumomo     Wait, why not?! [08:47] Tsubaki     It's dangerous to attack first     when it's unclear what his goal is. [08:52] Benisumomo     But, you and I could...! [08:56] Tsubaki     We don't even know where he's     lurking, or from where he'll attack. [09:01] Tsubaki     We can't afford to be away from the village. [09:03] Tsubaki     Right now, we should tighten our defenses. [09:06] Benisumomo     Ah, okay. [09:08] Benisumomo     Do what you want, then. [09:10] Tsubaki     Benisumomo? [09:13] Mokuren     Tsubaki! I brought a midnight snack! [09:21] Mokuren     What's wrong? [09:23] Mokuren     So, that's what happened. [09:26] Tsubaki     Yes. [09:28] Mokuren     That's Benisumomo for you, though. [09:31] Mokuren     Hey, Tsubaki, do you remember what     happened when we were little? [09:38] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Mokuren! [09:39] (Flashback) Hinagiku     A-Are you okay?! [09:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki     Hinagiku, guard Mokuren! [09:46] (Flashback) Hinagiku     Y-Yeah! [09:48] (Flashback) Benisumomo     Don't come here! Go somewhere else! [09:53] Mokuren     Benisumomo stood up for us. [09:55] Tsubaki     Yes. [09:58] Mokuren     I'm sure she will this time, too. [10:01] Mokuren     She didn't want other     girls exposed to danger. [10:07] Tsubaki     Benisumomo has always been that way. [10:15] Tsubaki     Uh, what is it? [10:17] Mokuren     Oh, nothing. [10:19] Tsubaki     R-Really? [10:25] Tsuwabuki     He's here! Over by the storehouses! [10:28] Tsubaki     Let's go! [10:29] Mokuren     Okay! [10:35] Higiri     Here he comes! [10:36] Hasu     But we set so many traps. [10:38] Suzushiro     Guess he got past all of them! [10:40] Suzushiro     This is as far as you go! [10:43] Hasu     Higiri, headed your way! [10:44] Higiri     Whirlwind Jutsu! [10:51] Suzushiro     How does he move like that?! [10:54] Suzuran     No, you don't! [10:56] Shion     Gotcha! [11:01] Shion     I wish to fight you, man. [11:04] Shion     Here I come! [11:08] Shion     Fire Style! [11:12] Ajisai     Hey, hey! [11:13] Ajisai     Over here, man! [11:15] Ajisai     Huh?! [11:17] Shion/Suzuran     Ajisai! [11:22] Suzuran     Ajisai, are you okay?! [11:24] Ajisai     He slimed me! [11:26] Shion     That was a man? [11:28] Itadori     Here goes! [11:29] trio     Transform! [11:41] Tachiaoi     Rindou! Attack from both sides! [11:43] Rindou     Okay, you got it! [11:45] Rindou     Okay, here goes! [11:48] Tachiaoi     Rindou?! [11:50] Rindou     What is this?! [11:51] Mizubashou     Sorry. Are you okay? [11:54] Mizubashou     I rarely get a chance like     this, so I went overboard. [11:58] Rindou     Mizubashou! [12:02] Hagi     If he catches us, we'll die! [12:05] Hototogisu     Here he comes! [12:06] Hototogisu     K-Kagetsu, you go first! [12:08] Kagetsu     I-I can't! You go, Mukuge! [12:11] Mukuge     No way! Hototogisu, you— [12:13] Hinagiku     You three! [12:16] Hinagiku     Move aside. [12:17] Hinagiku     I can take on a man, no problem at all. [12:21] Kibushi     You're the cutest in the world, Hinagiku! [12:24] Oniyuri     Mhm. [12:25] Hinagiku     Naturally. [12:26] quintet     Hinagiku! [12:28] Hinagiku     Let's go! [12:29] Hinagiku     Take this! [12:31] Kibushi/Hinagiku/Oniyuri     Attractiveness Jutsu! [12:38] Kibushi     Hinagiku! [12:39] Hinagiku     What is this?! It's all sticky!     And it sort of stinks! [12:43] Kibushi     You're cute even if you stink, Hinagiku. [12:46] Hinagiku     Attractiveness Jutsu doesn't     work on men at all! [12:51] Sazanka     That's far enough! [12:55] Asagao     We got ahead of him! [12:57] Sazanka     Asagao. The time has finally     come to unveil that! [13:02] Asagao     Yeah! What made even Konoha-sensei tremble! [13:05] Sazanka     Our final secret technique! [13:08] Sazanka     Here goes! [13:09] Asagao     You got it! [13:12] Asagao/Sazanka     Gaching! [13:14] Asagao/Sazanka     Gaching! [13:14] Asagao/Sazanka     Gaching! [13:16] Asagao/Sazanka     Gaching! [13:18] Asagao     Vween! [13:20] Sazanka     Vween! [13:23] Sazanka/Asagao     Boom! [13:25] Sazanka     Asagao's physical ability,     and my command ability... [13:28] Sazanka     If we combine those and cover     each other's weak points, [13:32] Sazanka     we're invincible! [13:34] Asagao     And when we combine,     the effects are multiplied! [13:38] Asagao/Sazanka     Here we go! [13:43] Asagao/Sazanka     Just you wait! [13:47] Asagao     Stop flailing! [13:52] Sazanka     Hey! Where were you looking?! [13:54] Asagao     It's your fault, Sazanka! [14:12] Tsubaki     I won't let you... go any farther! [14:35] Benisumomo     I'll help. [14:37] Benisumomo     You're protecting the village, right? [14:40] Tsubaki     Please do! [14:48] Tsubaki     Let's go, Benisumomo! [14:48] Benisumomo     Let's go, Tsubaki! [14:58] Sazanka     Ow! [15:04] Asagao     Tsubaki-chan's still fighting. [15:08] Sazanka     You can do it, Nee-sama! [15:14] Benisumomo     Tsubaki! [15:15] Tsubaki     You're going nowhere! [15:40] Tsubaki/Benisumomo     Huh? [15:47] Tsubaki/Benisumomo     Huh? [15:53] Tsubaki     A monkey? [15:55] Benisumomo     An octopus? [16:02] Tsubaki/Benisumomo     Not a man? [16:06] someone     Go! Go! [16:08] someone     Asagao! [16:10] Suzushiro     We're right in the middle     of our eating contest! SIGN    Eating Contest [16:13] Suzushiro     Dokudami, champion for three years     running, has roared into the lead! [16:17] Suzushiro     And Asagao is right behind her! [16:19] Suzushiro     Tachiaoi seems to be having trouble! [16:21] Suzushiro     And Itadori is gaining, little by little! [16:25] Rindou     Go for it, Asagao! [16:31] Hana     Tsubaki. [16:33] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [16:34] Hana     You did well the other day. [16:36] Hana     I hear you brought everyone together. [16:39] Hana     It's good that you aided the     village in its time of crisis. [16:41] Tsubaki     No... Rather, I guessed wrong that it was     a man, and blew things out of proportion. [16:47] Tsubaki     I'm sorry. [16:51] Hana     At least, it got no worse than that. [16:53] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am. [16:56] Hana     It's true that some men     are brutal and dangerous. [17:01] Hana     But... [17:03] Hana     Remember that not all of them are bad. [17:10] Hana     I think I told you once before. [17:13] ---     Falling in love with a member of the     opposite sex is a natural thing. [17:21] Hana     Maybe the day will come     when you love someone, too. [17:29] Tsubaki     Me, too? [17:35] Hana     That is all. You may go. [17:38] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am, if you'll excu— [17:40] Hana     Oh, right. [17:42] Hana     One more thing. [17:43] Hana     I think you realize this, [17:45] ---     but be sure not to tell anyone about that     scrawled-over scroll from the other day. [17:50] Tsubaki     Yes, ma'am! [17:53] man??     Scroll? [17:57] man??     What's that all about? [18:01] Hana     Nothing. [18:03] Hana     I never could sense your presence. [18:06] Itadori     No more... [18:09] Fuki     Hey! [18:10] Ume     You okay?! [18:11] Fuki     Be strong! I did tell you not to overdo it. [18:12] Ume     Itadori! [18:13] Dokudami     Another helping! [18:15] Suzushiro     Oh, my! Dokudami eats her eleventh! [18:18] Suzushiro     That puts her in the lead     over second-place Asagao! [18:21] Hana     Thanks for covering while I was away. [18:23] man     Hey, no problem. Your students     did all the work for me, anyway. [18:26] Sazanka     What're you doing, Asagao?! [18:29] Sazanka     You don't lose to anyone,     when it comes to eating! [18:29] Hana     I see. [18:30] man     What do you think of the     Akane Class kunoichi? [18:31] Sazanka     Do this right! [18:33] Hana     They're all doing their best. [18:35] man     Especially that one who was just here? [18:38] Hana     Yes. [18:39] Hana     I'm thinking of someday leaving     Akane Class in Tsubaki's hands. [18:45] Sazanka     Nee-sama! [18:47] Asagao     I won, Tsubaki-chan! [18:49] Rindou     Asagao was amazing! [18:51] Tsubaki     I knew you could do it. [18:54] Rindou     Go on, Sazanka. Show it to her. [18:57] Asagao     I gave her the hair ribbon I got for winning! [19:01] Tsubaki     It looks good on you. [19:04] Sazanka     Thank you! [19:06] Asagao     Thanks for cheering for me, Sazanka. [19:10] Sazanka     If you can't win here,     you really are just an overeater. [19:13] Asagao     There you go again! [19:16] Sazanka     As a fellow member of Team Dog,     I can't have you looking pathetic! [19:20] Rindou     But how do you really feel? [19:26] Tsubaki     Men aren't so bad, huh? [19:32] Tsubaki     Will the day come for me, too? [19:37] Tsubaki     When I meet an actual man? [19:40] Tsubaki     And, when I fall in love? [19:43] (Flashback) Hana     I think you realize this, [19:46] (Flashback) Hana     but be sure not to tell anyone about that     scrawled-over scroll from the other day. [19:54] Tsubaki     Huh? [19:55] Tsubaki     "Scrawled-over"? [19:59] Rindou     Oh, Tsubaki. [20:01] Rindou     They're both already asleep. [20:03] Tsubaki     Okay. [20:06] Rindou     Look, I'd say Sazanka took     quite a liking to it. [20:14] Tsubaki     It's time I too got some— [20:17] Tsubaki     Rindou, that... [20:20] Rindou     Oh, this? [20:22] Rindou     Sazanka and Asagao.     Because they're so cute when they sleep. [20:27] Tsubaki     Sazanka and Asagao? [20:31] Rindou     See, don't you think Sazanka's     hair ribbon here came out well? [20:35] Tsubaki     Hair ribbon? [20:37] Rindou     Oh, yes. I drew you, too, Tsubaki. [20:39] Rindou     Take a look. [20:44] Rindou     Tsubaki? [20:45] Tsubaki     So that's it. [20:47] Rindou     Huh? [20:48] Tsubaki     So that's it! [20:54] Tsubaki     Time to get up! Let's go to breakfast! [20:57] Asagao     Breakfast! [20:59] Sazanka     Good morning, Nee-sama! [21:01] Rindou     Morning. [21:03] Tsubaki     Time for another day full of training! SIGN    Dining     Hall [21:19] Tsubaki     Men are horrible. Things to be feared. [21:24] Tsubaki     But, why is it? [21:27] Tsubaki     Why is my heart beating so fast? [21:31] Tsubaki     I feel sort of happy, a little     embarrassed, and excited. [21:36] Tsubaki     I want to put this feeling     away for safe keeping. [21:47] Tsubaki     Until someday, when I find love. [21:51] Rindou     Hey, Tsubaki. [21:53] Rindou     Did something good happen, by chance? [21:55] Asagao     What, what? [21:56] Sazanka     Is it true, Nee-sama? [22:04] Tsubaki     It's a secret. SIGN    The End          -Tsubaki [23:37] Tsubaki     The end!