# Season 1
# E1 - Men Are Dangerous
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK1K5Z/men-are-dangerous)
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**[00:02] Tsubaki**
*Men are horrible. Things to be feared.*
**[00:12] Tsubaki**
*But, why is it?*
**[00:31] Tsubaki**
*Why is my heart beating so fast?!*
***SIGN*** Dog
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**[00:40] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry, Sensei!
***SIGN*** Men Are Dangerous
**[00:43] someone**
What's up?
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[00:45] Ume**
What's going on?
**[00:47] Ume**
Did something happen?
**[00:48] Housenka**
It's Sazanka and Asagao.
**[00:50] Housenka**
Word is, they're missing.
**[00:52] Ume**
Again?
**[00:53] Tsubaki**
I suspect they went outside.
**[00:56] Ume**
Is it a desertion?
**[00:57] Housenka**
Goofing off, more like.
**[00:59] Hana**
As the leader of Akane Class's Team Dog,
***SIGN*** Asagao Sazanka Tsubaki
**[01:03] Hana**
how will you take
responsibility for this situation?
**[01:05] Tsubaki**
I'll bring them back at once!
**[01:08] Hana**
Wonderful...
**[01:10] Hana**
And tonight, of all times...
**[01:12] Hinagiku**
Sensei, is something happening tonight?
**[01:18] Hana**
Aoi Class has a nighttime lesson.
**[01:20] student**
No way!
**[01:21] student**
Aoi Class?
**[01:21] student**
That means they're nearby?
**[01:23] Kibushi**
Aoi Class, she said!
**[01:25] Hinagiku**
You mean the filthy men on the
other side of the mountains?
**[01:29] Ajisai**
I hear men are incredibly stupid!
**[01:31] ---**
Seems they have big bodies,
but small brains!
**[01:34] Higuruma**
They're just like monkeys, right?
**[01:36] Housenka**
From what I hear, they're kinda stinky!
**[01:40] Ume**
That's so weird!
**[01:42] Itadori**
Yuck, don't they ever take baths?
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[01:45] Ajisai**
Also, also, their crotch is
their weak spot. Frail fail!
**[01:52] Hana**
Fools!
**[01:54] Hana**
Don't take men lightly!
**[01:57] Hana**
Don't I always tell you?
**[01:59] ---**
They're strong, and highly barbarous!
**[02:02] Hana**
Underestimate them at your peril!
**[02:08] Hana**
Well, so long as you get it.
**[02:11] Hana**
Can two or three of you go with her?
**[02:14] Tsubaki**
Sensei.
**[02:16] Tsubaki**
Is it all right if I go alone?
**[02:18] Tsubaki**
I'd... feel bad about inconveniencing
girls from other teams.
**[02:25] Hana**
I guess you can manage on your own.
**[02:28] Hana**
They're all scared of men, anyway.
**[02:31] Tsubaki**
It might be that they're scared of you.
**[02:38] Hana**
I leave it to you, then.
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:41] Tsubaki**
I, Akane Class kunoichi Tsubaki, will be
sure to return with Sazanka and Asagao!
**[02:47] Hana**
Mhm.
**[02:52] Hana**
Be sure not to let those two near any men.
**[02:56] Hana**
You hear?
**[02:56] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[02:58] Tsubaki**
I shall return!
**[03:07] Hana**
I just hope nothing happens.
**[03:12] Tsubaki**
*Men are up in the mountains.*
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
*M-Men are...*
**[03:24] Tsubaki**
*Stop that!*
**[03:27] Tsubaki**
*Sazanka, Asagao...*
**[03:34] Asagao**
Hey, Sazanka.
**[03:36] Asagao**
Let's just go home!
**[03:38] Sazanka**
What are you talking about, Asagao?
**[03:40] Sazanka**
We're going to show Nee-sama
what we can do. Look alive!
**[03:43] Asagao**
I can't. I'm too tired. And I'm hungry.
**[03:52] Sazanka**
You know, sleepiness and
hunger are your downfall.
**[03:56] Asagao**
Can't take any more...
**[03:58] Sazanka**
Have it your way.
Let's find some mushrooms.
**[04:04] Sazanka**
Asagao?!
**[04:05] Sazanka**
What're you doing? Pull yourself together.
**[04:09] Sazanka**
Hey, this is no time for...
**[04:13] Sazanka**
Asagao?
**[04:17] Sazanka**
Hey, are you o—
**[04:21] Sazanka**
L-Looks like that woke you up.
**[04:26] Asagao**
Hey, what are we doing again?
**[04:29] Sazanka**
Huh? Did you hit your head?
**[04:32] ---**
We're searching for men.
**[04:36] Sazanka**
Now do you remember?
**[04:39] Asagao**
Huh. And so, you slipped out
in the middle of the night.
**[04:44] Tsubaki**
You're a bad girl, Sazanka.
**[04:48] Sazanka**
N-N-
**[04:51] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
I'm here to catch you, Sazanka.
**[04:54] Sazanka**
Oh...
**[04:55] Sazanka**
This is such a habit, I just...
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
You are too much.
**[05:01] Tsubaki**
So...
**[05:03] Tsubaki**
How is it you know there are
men up in the mountains?
**[05:06] Sazanka**
I heard the teachers talking.
**[05:11] Tsubaki**
Was that when you were off playing hooky?
**[05:13] Tsubaki**
I swear...
**[05:15] Sazanka**
It's not like that!
**[05:16] Sazanka**
I was picking flowers to give to you.
**[05:20] Sazanka**
That's when... I happened to overhear it.
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
And so, what did you intend to do?
**[05:29] Tsubaki**
Could it be, you were...
**[05:32] Sazanka**
Yes, of course!
I was going to beat them up!
**[05:35] Sazanka**
Men are the enemy of women!
**[05:38] ---**
I'm not about to let this chance
slip away when they're so close!
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
We're leaving.
**[05:45] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
Sensei was livid.
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
You even dragged Asagao into this.
You're such a bad girl, Sazanka.
**[05:55] Sazanka**
I'm sorry, Nee-sama!
**[06:00] Sazanka**
I thought I could get you to
praise me if I defeated the men.
**[06:05] Sazanka**
That's why...
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
I'm glad you're all right.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Now, let's go home.
**[06:18] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:19] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Were those more crocodile tears?!
**[06:22] Sazanka**
No need to worry, Nee-sama.
**[06:24] Sazanka**
Those men will all fall before my might.
**[06:28] Sazanka**
You can praise me later!
**[06:29] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[06:33] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[06:40] Tsubaki**
Bad girl!
**[06:42] Asagao**
Was that a good idea?
**[06:44] Asagao**
Tricking Tsubaki-chan.
**[06:47] Asagao**
She came to get us.
**[06:49] Sazanka**
If we go home right now,
Sensei will just let us have it.
**[06:53] Sazanka**
If we defeat the men,
I'm sure Nee-sama will praise us, too.
**[06:57] Asagao**
I'm not so sure.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[06:59] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[07:01] Sazanka**
She caught up already?!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
You bad girls are coming
home if I have to drag you!
**[07:05] Asagao**
See?! She's mad!
**[07:08] Sazanka**
We'll give her the slip!
**[07:09] Asagao**
I don't think it'll work!
**[07:29] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[07:50] Tsubaki**
Let's go home.
**[07:52] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:54] Tsubaki**
There'll be punishment when we get back.
**[07:56] Asagao/Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am.
**[07:57] Tsubaki**
It'll probably mean going
without food tomorrow.
**[08:01] Asagao**
That's too much! It'll kill me!
**[08:04] Asagao**
I just got brought along, that's all!
**[08:07] Tsubaki**
It's a shared responsibility.
**[08:09] Tsubaki**
All three of us will be punished.
**[08:12] Sazanka**
Even you?
**[08:18] Asagao**
Food!
**[08:21] Tsubaki**
Listen, you two.
**[08:23] ---**
If you've learned your lesson,
start following the rules and—
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
The sounds of kunai...
**[08:36] Sazanka**
It must be the men, Nee-sama.
Let's go over there!
**[08:39] Tsubaki**
*Men are...*
**[08:40] Sazanka**
This is our chance to stand out!
**[08:42] Tsubaki**
*Men are... close by!*
**[08:45] Sazanka**
We can get out of being punished!
**[08:47] ---**
You really want to beat up
the men, too, don't you?!
**[08:54] Tsubaki**
I want to see for myself.
**[08:57] Sazanka**
You want to "see"?
**[08:59] Tsubaki**
Uh, no...!
**[09:00] Sazanka**
I get it! You can't come out and say it
in your position, so you're being vague!
**[09:04] Tsubaki**
Wrong! Please forget about it!
**[09:06] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[09:07] Tsubaki**
Let's go home!
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
*I let slip what I really think...*
**[09:12] Sazanka**
Let's go check it out!
**[09:14] Tsubaki**
No!
**[09:15] Tsubaki**
* Men are stupid, simple,*
* loud, dirty, and foolish.*
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*But we must never take them lightly.*
**[09:23] Tsubaki**
*We mustn't go near them.*
**[09:25] ---**
*That's what we've always been taught.*
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
*So, why is it?*
**[09:32] Tsubaki**
* Lately, a desire to learn about*
* men has been growing in my heart!*
**[09:40] Tsubaki**
*My face feels hot, too.*
**[09:42] ---**
*Is there something wrong with me?*
**[09:45] Sazanka**
How about this?! We'll just spy on them!
**[09:50] Tsubaki**
Spy?
**[09:51] Sazanka**
That's right! We'll just watch!
**[09:54] Tsubaki**
T-True, it might prove useful
to confirm what they look like.
**[10:00] Sazanka**
Yippee!
**[10:01] Tsubaki**
*What am I saying?!*
**[10:03] Sazanka**
Let's do this, Asagao.
**[10:04] Asagao**
Do what? Aren't we just looking?
**[10:07] Sazanka**
No, dummy! Nee-sama actually
wants us to beat them up.
**[10:11] Tsubaki**
* No, don't do this! Haven't I always*
* followed the straight and narrow?!*
**[10:15] Sazanka**
Let's go!
**[10:18] Tsubaki**
We're just going to look. That's final.
**[10:21] Sazanka**
But of course!
**[10:24] Tsubaki**
*Oh, God. Please forgive me.*
**[10:28] Tsubaki**
* I'll just look.*
* And then I'll go straight home!*
**[10:34] Tsubaki**
*Up ahead...*
**[10:36] ---**
*there are men...*
**[10:44] man?**
Is someone there?
**[10:58] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama! Why did we run?!
**[11:03] Tsubaki**
Scouting was a no-go, too!
**[11:05] Sazanka**
Let's go back there and kick some butt!
**[11:07] Tsubaki**
"Kick"?! Were you even listening to me?!
**[11:11] ---**
Bad girl!
**[11:16] Tsubaki**
Um, are you, by any chance...
**[11:21] ---**
a man?
**[11:24] Tsubaki**
Just a moment, please!
**[11:26] Tsubaki**
Let me have a look!
**[11:34] Sazanka**
Good morning, Nee-sama.
**[11:37] Tsubaki**
It was a dream?
**[11:38] Sazanka**
It's unusual for you to oversleep.
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
Oversleep?!
**[11:43] Sazanka**
It's not so late that you need to panic.
**[11:45] Tsubaki**
Oversleeping is oversleeping.
**[11:48] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?
**[11:50] Sazanka**
Did last night's punishment
affect you that badly?
**[11:56] Tsubaki**
No, I simply overslept.
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[12:00] Asagao**
Gimme more! Make it a huge helping!
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[12:04] Itadori**
How much do you eat, anyway?
**[12:06] Asagao**
Rice is yummy!
**[12:08] Tsubaki**
Asagao.
**[12:10] Tsubaki**
Good morning.
**[12:11] ---**
You're eating a lot, as always.
**[12:13] Asagao**
Morning, Tsubaki-chan.
**[12:15] Asagao**
I was really hungry, thanks to Sazanka.
**[12:18] Sazanka**
Huh? What're you talking about, dumb Asagao?
**[12:21] Sazanka**
You always eat a ton.
**[12:23] Sazanka**
You overeater.
**[12:24] Asagao**
Nah, I don't overeat.
**[12:27] ---**
Look at how much I've grown.
**[12:29] Asagao**
If *you* don't eat more,
you won't get any taller.
**[12:33] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
Cut that out.
**[12:34] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[12:35] Asagao**
It's the truth!
**[12:36] Sazanka**
Hearing it from your stupid mouth irks me!
**[12:38] Asagao**
The one who says "stupid" is the stupid one!
**[12:40] Ume/Itadori**
Shut up! Take a seat first!
**[12:42] Tsubaki**
Let's hurry and eat.
***SIGN*** Tsubaki
**[12:47] Tsubaki**
Thank you for the food.
**[12:48] Tachiaoi**
Want to do afternoon team
activities together?
**[12:51] ---**
I'm teaching my girls how to use kunai.
**[12:53] Shion**
That sounds good. I'll join you.
**[12:56] Tsuwabuki**
Your chopsticks stopped moving again.
Eat properly.
**[13:01] Tsubaki**
This fish is delicious.
**[13:03] Sazanka**
Yes, Nee-sama.
**[13:04] Tsubaki**
Thank goodness, Asagao.
**[13:07] ---**
We didn't have to go without breakfast.
**[13:09] Asagao**
It's thanks to my fake crying!
**[13:11] Sazanka**
What part of that was fake?
It was shameful.
**[13:16] Sazanka**
"I want to eat!
Please forgive me, Sensei!"
**[13:19] Asagao**
It wasn't like that!
**[13:21] Asagao**
And wasn't it all your
fault in the first place?!
**[13:24] Sazanka**
Would've worked if you
weren't slow in the head.
**[13:25] Tsubaki**
Let's just eat in peace.
**[13:26] Asagao**
For the record, "Huh?!"
**[13:27] Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[13:29] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo. Good morning.
**[13:31] Benisumomo**
You went looking for men
in the mountains yesterday?
**[13:34] ---**
Fill me in on the details.
**[13:36] Ajisai**
I want to hear them, too!
**[13:37] Higuruma**
So do I!
**[13:38] Hinagiku**
I'm curious, too!
**[13:40] Kibushi**
Tell us! Tell us!
**[13:41] Benisumomo**
So...
**[13:43] Benisumomo**
Did you see them?
**[13:44] Tsubaki**
Huh? Oh, no, it was dark.
**[13:47] ---**
I only heard voices.
**[13:49] Higuruma**
You didn't get a good look?
**[13:50] Benisumomo**
Well, then.
**[13:51] Ajisai**
Boring.
**[13:53] Tsubaki**
Don't tell me you girls are...
**[13:55] Tsubaki**
interested in men?
**[13:58] Benisumomo**
They definitely stink.
**[14:00] Ajisai**
I hear they don't take baths.
**[14:02] Benisumomo**
Is that so?
**[14:03] Kibushi**
I wonder how dumb they are.
**[14:05] Hinagiku**
Could you hit them, and they wouldn't notice?
**[14:07] Kibushi**
*That* dumb?
**[14:08] Ajisai**
Also, also, they've got big bodies,
but a weak crotch.
**[14:12] Ajisai**
I hear you can take 'em down in an instant!
**[14:13] Tsubaki**
*Maybe there* is *something wrong with me.*
**[14:14] Benisumomo**
What's with that?
**[14:15] Higuruma**
Talk about weird.
**[14:19] Higuruma**
Wait for me!
**[14:20] Tachiaoi**
Hey!
**[14:21] Tachiaoi**
We don't play with the laundry!
***SIGN*** Men
**[14:24] Hana**
For a ninja, there is a mental
rule of paramount importance.
**[14:29] Hana**
Namely...
**[14:30] Tsubaki**
*"Men."*
**[14:31] Hana**
imperturbability.
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
* The way it's written gives an*
* impression of something firm,*
**[14:32] Hana**
At all times, you must endeavor to
be capable of making calm deci...
**[14:36] ---**
*and sort of thick and hard...*
**[14:38] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
*Could actual men be that way?*
**[14:41] Hana**
Hey.
**[14:43] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[14:44] Hana**
On your feet, Tsubaki!
**[14:45] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[14:49] Hana**
It's rare for you not to be listening.
**[14:53] Tsubaki**
S-Sorry, ma'am.
**[14:55] Hana**
Team Dog already has two
problem children as it is.
**[14:59] Hana**
You need to keep a level head.
**[15:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am...
**[15:03] Hana**
Right. Be sure to focus your
strength in your abdomen.
***SIGN*** Strength in one's abdomen
***SIGN*** Strength in one's abdomen
**[15:07] Tsubaki**
*Strength in my abdo—"men"?*
**[15:10] kanji**
Men
**[15:10] kanji**
Men
**[15:10] Tsubaki**
*"Men"!*
**[15:12] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[15:13] Hana**
What's wrong? You can sit down now.
**[15:16] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[15:20] Mokuren**
On our last day off, you know?
**[15:22] Mokuren**
I took a walk down to the pond, and you
know what I found there? A bird's nest.
**[15:27] Mokuren**
They were so cute!
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
* I wonder if Mokuren ever*
* has men on her mind.*
**[15:31] Mokuren**
Let's go see them together next time.
**[15:35] Mokuren**
Tsubaki?
**[15:37] Mokuren**
What's with you today? Do you feel poorly?
**[15:40] Tsubaki**
No, it's nothing.
**[15:42] Mokuren**
Really?
**[15:43] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[15:44] Mokuren**
If you're worn out, just speak up.
**[15:46] Mokuren**
Leave it to our Team Monkey medical experts.
**[15:51] Tsubaki**
Thank you, Mokuren.
**[15:56] Higuruma**
Oh...
**[15:57] Shion**
You're trying too hard.
**[15:59] Shion**
If you throw using your whole body,
you won't need as much arm strength.
**[16:00] Ajisai**
You know, men don't take baths, so they're
totally stinky! Especially their feet.
**[16:03] ---**
Keep that in mind.
**[16:04] Higuruma**
I will.
**[16:05] Hagi**
Stinky? That's gross.
**[16:08] Sazanka**
I missed you, Nee-sama.
**[16:10] Sazanka**
Why must our morning classes
be in different places?
**[16:14] Asagao**
Because you're not the same age, Sazanka.
**[16:16] Sazanka**
I know that!
**[16:17] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan is an upperclassmen,
and we're underclassmen.
**[16:20] Sazanka**
I already told you, I know!
**[16:22] Housenka**
Hear this, Team Dog!
**[16:24] Housenka**
Today's the day we take your team name!
**[16:26] ---**
I challenge you to a fair fight!
**[16:30] Sazanka**
Team Monkey runt.
**[16:32] Housenka**
We're both nearly the same height, you runt!
**[16:35] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[16:37] Tsubaki**
Stop that, Sazanka.
**[16:39] Mokuren**
Housenka!
**[16:41] Mokuren**
You shouldn't do that!
**[16:43] Tsuwabuki**
I'll say...
**[16:44] Mokuren**
You'll interfere with their training.
**[16:46] Housenka**
Yeah, but...!
**[16:48] Housenka**
This is our chance to become Team Dog!
**[16:50] Housenka**
"Monkey" is unsophisticated
and I've had enough!
**[16:53] Tsuwabuki**
"Monkey" is not unsophisticated.
**[16:55] Tsuwabuki**
Besides, beating them isn't
going to change our team name.
**[16:59] Mokuren**
Sorry to bother you.
**[17:02] Tsubaki**
No problem.
**[17:03] Mokuren**
When I mentioned you weren't feeling
well, she went running off.
**[17:08] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[17:09] Mokuren**
Well, don't overdo it!
**[17:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Let's go straight
home and sleep together!
**[17:21] Asagao**
Good idea! You shouldn't overdo it.
**[17:24] Tsubaki**
I-I'm fine, okay?
**[17:26] Tsubaki**
*I think these two just want to skip training.*
**[17:30] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[17:31] Sazanka**
Are you really all right?
**[17:37] Tsubaki**
Just watch this.
**[17:45] Asagao**
Whoa! Bull's-eye on both! Amazing!
**[17:49] Sazanka**
True to form, Nee-sama!
**[17:50] Tsubaki**
Next up, shuriken.
**[17:52] Sazanka**
Okay!
**[17:53] Sazanka**
If you would, Nee-sama!
**[17:56] Tsubaki**
* As team leader, I have to be*
* sure not to worry these two.*
**[18:02] Tsubaki**
*I have to keep it together!*
**[18:04] Ajisai**
And y'know, men...
**[18:05] Tsubaki**
*Men?!*
**[18:06] Ajisai**
They're huge, but they've got a weak crotch!
**[18:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! You're unwell after all!
**[18:13] Tsubaki**
I-It's not that!
**[18:14] ---**
My hand just slipped!
**[18:17] Tsubaki**
N-Next, I'll transform.
**[18:19] Asagao**
Into what?
**[18:20] Tsubaki**
Into you, Asagao.
**[18:22] Asagao**
Yay!
**[18:23] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[18:24] Tsubaki**
*Focus, focus.*
**[18:27] Mukuge**
Are they that filthy?
**[18:29] Ajisai**
Yeah! And they smell, too!
**[18:29] Tsubaki**
*Focus!*
**[18:31] Mukuge**
Huh, I heard they're beatable
if you aim for the crotch.
**[18:34] Hototogisu**
I wouldn't want to touch that.
**[18:35] Kagetsu**
They're hopeless in so many ways, men.
**[18:38] Tsubaki**
*Men!*
**[18:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[18:44] Tsubaki**
No, wait! This is...
**[18:45] Asagao**
So cute!
**[18:47] Tsubaki**
U-Um, I mean...
**[18:48] Asagao**
So, Tsubaki-chan.
**[18:50] Asagao**
Haven't you been screwing up
whenever you hear the word "men"?
**[18:55] Asagao**
How come?
**[18:57] Tsubaki**
H-Hey!
**[18:58] Sazanka**
Let's go, Asagao.
**[19:00] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[19:07] Asagao**
What's the big idea?
**[19:09] Sazanka**
We can't have other people
hearing this, can we?
**[19:12] Asagao**
Huh?
**[19:13] Sazanka**
This is a crisis.
**[19:15] Sazanka**
When it comes to men...
**[19:18] Sazanka**
I can't believe Nee-sama
might be afraid of them.
**[19:23] Tsubaki**
Th-That's not it! It's not that I'm afraid!
**[19:26] Sazanka**
But it's something else?
**[19:27] Tsubaki**
Uh, no...
**[19:29] Tsubaki**
I-It's just a coincidence, really.
**[19:32] Asagao**
Then, hey.
**[19:33] Asagao**
Why not try an experiment?
**[19:39] Sazanka**
Okay, Nee-sama.
**[19:40] ---**
Please use Fire Style Jutsu to
evaporate this entire puddle.
**[19:45] ---**
Normally, you'd be able to do it.
**[19:48] Sazanka**
However, just before you use the Jutsu,
I'm going to whisper the word "men."
**[19:53] Sazanka**
If you can't do it...
**[19:55] Sazanka**
it will mean you're afraid of men.
**[19:58] Asagao**
I thought it up. Isn't that great?
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
I know.
**[20:03] Tsubaki**
* I can't afford to make these*
* girls worry any further.*
**[20:07] Tsubaki**
*Just focus, like always...*
**[20:11] Tsubaki**
Anytime you're ready.
**[20:13] Sazanka**
All right.
**[20:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are you doing, Sazanka?!
**[20:20] Sazanka**
C-Couldn't help it!
Next time I'll do it right!
**[20:24] Tsubaki**
You mean that?
**[20:24] Sazanka**
Let's go!
**[20:28] Sazanka**
I'm not lying!
**[20:32] Tsubaki**
I'm counting on you.
**[20:33] Sazanka**
Okay!
**[20:38] Sazanka**
M-e-n.
**[20:45] Housenka**
* Tsubaki is off her game.*
* No way will I miss this chance.*
**[20:49] Housenka**
* I'll defeat them while I can,*
* and take the name of Team Dog!*
**[21:04] Sazanka**
N-Never mind evaporation.
You made a crater.
**[21:08] Asagao**
Wow, Tsubaki-chan!
**[21:10] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao! How do you figure
she's "afraid of men"?!
**[21:14] Asagao**
Huh?
**[21:15] Sazanka**
This is more amazing than usual!
**[21:17] Tsubaki**
*What just happened?*
**[21:17] Asagao**
Wasn't this your idea, Sazanka?!
**[21:19] Sazanka**
It was kind of your idea!
**[21:20] Tsubaki**
*Something* must*...*
**[21:20] Asagao**
For the record, "Huh?!"
**[21:23] Sazanka**
Don't go telling lies!
**[21:23] Tsubaki**
*...be wrong with me...*
**[21:24] Asagao**
You're the one who's quick to lie!
**[21:26] Sazanka**
What did you say?!
**[22:59] Benisumomo**
Say, is it true you saw
what a man looks like?
**[23:02] Asagao**
Yeah, I saw one. I see well in the dark.
**[23:06] Benisumomo**
Transform and show us, then.
**[23:08] Asagao**
Sure thing.
**[23:11] Tsubaki**
*I can't believe Asagao got a look at a man!*
**[23:15] Tsubaki**
*This means I get to see one!*
**[23:18] Asagao**
Poof!
**[23:20] Asagao**
Huh?! I turned into a fish?!
**[23:23] Ume**
Come to think of it,
Asagao sucks at Transformation Jutsu.
**[23:24] Asagao**
Glub! Glub! Glub!
**[23:30] Tsubaki**
I sure wanted to see a man...
***SIGN*** Next time:
Effort and Giftedness
Escape Plan
with Nee-sama
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E2 - Effort and Giftedness | Escape Plan with Nee-sama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0803G/effort-and-giftedness--escape-plan-with-nee-sama)
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**[00:04] Tsubaki**
There.
**[00:08] Tsubaki**
* I end up losing track of time*
* when I train alone at night.*
**[00:22] Tsubaki**
*Somebody's there.*
**[00:24] Tsubaki**
*Could it be... a ma—?!*
**[00:34] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[00:41] Tsubaki**
This is...
**[00:47] Tsubaki**
Well, well.
**[00:49] Tsubaki**
Don't tell me I have to
straighten this up, too.
**[02:25] Hana**
That's all for today.
***SIGN*** Effort and Giftedness
**[02:27] Hana**
For the afternoon, you'll practice
team versus team combat.
**[02:30] murmuring**
Combat practice?
**[02:30] Hana**
Team leaders will choose the opposing teams.
**[02:33] Hana**
That is all.
**[02:37] Tsubaki**
Combat practice, huh?
**[02:39] Mokuren**
It always comes so abruptly.
**[02:41] Tsubaki**
Sensei must decide it on a whim.
**[02:43] Tsubaki**
Even so, it ties in with our ongoing
evaluations, so we must try to win.
**[02:48] Tachiaoi**
Hey, Tsubaki, could you go
up against my team again?
**[02:51] Tsubaki**
Fine by me. Against Team Rat,
we always learn something.
**[02:55] Benisumomo**
Fight my team, Tsubaki.
**[02:58] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo... Tachiaoi and I were just...
**[03:02] Benisumomo**
Would you let us have them?
**[03:04] Tachiaoi**
Huh?
**[03:06] Tachiaoi**
Sure.
**[03:07] Tsubaki**
Tachiaoi!
**[03:07] Benisumomo**
Then it's decided.
**[03:10] Benisumomo**
Looking forward to it, Tsubaki.
**[03:14] Tsubaki**
*You* invited us first. I'm sorry.
**[03:17] Tachiaoi**
It's cool.
**[03:18] ---**
Benisumomo's strong, and you're about
the only one who can match her.
**[03:21] ---**
You and I will spar next time.
**[03:24] Mokuren**
Benisumomo can be pushy.
**[03:27] Tachiaoi**
What about your team, Mokuren?
Want to pair up?
**[03:31] Mokuren**
Sure.
**[03:32] Tachiaoi**
Okay, I'll check with Hagi
and Higuruma, too.
**[03:35] Mokuren**
Okay!
**[03:36] Sazanka**
We're going to fight Team Sheep?
**[03:38] Touwata**
Hey, Beni-senpai! You could
have at least checked with us!
**[03:41] Benisumomo**
Does it matter?
We'll win lickety-split, then take it easy.
**[03:46] Benisumomo**
That works.
**[03:47] Touwata**
What's with that rationale?!
**[03:49] ---**
You always decide on your own.
**[03:49] Sazanka**
It isn't too late.
Let's pick another team, Nee-sama.
**[03:52] Tsubaki**
What for?
**[03:52] ---**
There are parts where willpower
and effort are enough,
**[03:53] Sazanka**
I mean, Touwata is too stuck on willpower
and hard work to know when to quit.
**[03:56] ---**
but our devised plan varies
based on which team we face,
**[03:58] Sazanka**
Mizubashou is so good at
setting traps, it's a pain.
**[03:59] ---**
so there are preparations to make!
**[04:01] Sazanka**
Then there's Benisumomo.
**[04:04] ---**
She's super tough.
**[04:06] Benisumomo**
Well, I'm gifted.
**[04:09] Touwata**
That doesn't mean it's okay to
just lie around all the time!
**[04:13] Touwata**
Effort first, then effort second!
**[04:14] ---**
Third, fourth, and fifth
are likewise effort!
**[04:16] ---**
And after that, it's willpower, willpower—
**[04:18] Benisumomo**
I can't take all this hot-bloodedness.
**[04:21] Benisumomo**
Why not save that stuff for when
you've gotten stronger than me?
**[04:27] Sazanka**
Ugh, what a jerk.
**[04:29] Touwata**
Mizu-senpai, chime in anytime!
**[04:31] Mizubashou**
Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
**[04:35] Benisumomo**
Well, see you this afternoon.
**[04:37] Touwata**
Wait, Beni-senpai!
***SIGN*** Sheep
**[04:42] Touwata**
About our strategy this time.
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** B
***SIGN*** C
***SIGN*** D
***SIGN*** E
**[04:44] Touwata**
I will lure the enemy using hard work!
And guide them here using willpower!
**[04:49] Touwata**
Mizu-senpai, put traps here.
**[04:51] Mizubashou**
Okay.
**[04:52] Touwata**
And here, Beni-senpai will—
**[04:53] Benisumomo**
Got it!
**[04:57] Touwata**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[04:59] Benisumomo**
It boils down to the usual plan, right?
**[05:01] ---**
I'll go take a nap until Team Dog shows up.
**[05:03] Mizubashou**
And I'm concerned about the traps
I set, so I'll go check on them.
**[05:08] Touwata**
Huh?!
**[05:09] Benisumomo**
See ya.
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
Now, what should we do for a plan?
**[05:19] Sazanka**
The last time we faced Team Sheep,
**[05:21] ---**
Asagao fell for a food trap,
and we lost when she got taken hostage.
**[05:25] (Flashback) Asagao**
Let me out!
**[05:27] Sazanka**
You weakest link.
**[05:29] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[05:30] Asagao**
Before that, we lost because
Benisumomo tricked you!
**[05:33] Sazanka**
I couldn't help that!
**[05:35] Asagao**
I can't help it with food, either!
**[05:37] Sazanka**
Those are two different things!
**[05:38] Asagao**
Then *food* is a different thing, too!
**[05:40] Sazanka**
That isn't what I meant!
**[05:42] Asagao**
*Food* isn't what I...
**[05:44] Sazanka/Asagao**
Touwata!
**[05:46] Asagao**
She's here already!
**[05:47] Sazanka**
You've got guts, waltzing in here alone!
**[05:49] Touwata**
No, wait! You've got it wrong!
**[05:51] Touwata**
I came to ask Tsubaki-san for a favor!
**[05:54] Tsubaki**
A-A favor?
**[05:56] Touwata**
Well...
**[05:58] Touwata**
Tsubaki-san! Could you fight
one-on-one with Beni-senpai?!
**[06:02] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:04] Touwata**
Please give her a real thrashing!
**[06:06] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[06:08] Touwata**
You're the only one who can
win against Beni-senpai!
**[06:11] Touwata**
Please!
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Well, um...
**[06:14] Tsubaki**
Just calm down, and explain.
**[06:19] Touwata**
Well, you see... Beni-senpai has talent,
**[06:24] ---**
yet she puts all her focus
on that instead of effort.
**[06:27] Touwata**
Just earlier, she went off somewhere,
talking about a nap.
**[06:32] Touwata**
I just know there'll be trouble if she
never learns the importance of hard work.
**[06:37] Touwata**
S-So...
**[06:40] Touwata**
I'm worried about her.
**[06:44] Tsubaki**
All right.
**[06:46] ---**
I'll do it.
**[06:47] Touwata**
R-Really?! Thank—
**[06:50] Touwata**
What gives?!
**[06:54] Tsubaki**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[06:54] Touwata**
Let me go, already!
**[06:58] Sazanka**
Your tricks won't work on us.
**[07:00] Touwata**
No! I would never!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
That's right! Touwata never meant to—
**[07:05] Sazanka**
Either way.
**[07:07] Sazanka**
Now, our team is sure to win.
**[07:09] Asagao**
That's right.
**[07:12] Tsubaki**
*They never got over being taken hostage.*
**[07:15] Sazanka**
Now, we'll use her to
make them admit defeat...
**[07:17] Asagao**
...then go take it easy!
**[07:19] Tsubaki**
Hey, you two!
**[07:22] Touwata**
Ow!
**[07:24] Sazanka**
What the heck?!
**[07:26] Asagao**
Help!
**[07:27] Sazanka**
Asagao, you're heavy!
**[07:29] Asagao**
Says you, but I can't move!
**[07:31] Mizubashou**
Oh?
**[07:34] Mizubashou**
Sorry, that's one I set purely out of habit.
**[07:37] Sazanka**
Time to break a habit, then!
**[07:40] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, help!
**[07:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, get me out!
**[07:47] Tsubaki**
Well, I'll go fight Benisumomo.
**[07:49] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[07:51] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan!
**[07:52] Tsubaki**
Mizubashou, be a dear
and let those two down.
**[07:55] Mizubashou**
Sure.
**[07:56] Touwata**
Willpower, Tsubaki-san!
**[08:26] Benisumomo**
Oh. It's you, Tsubaki.
**[08:28] Tsubaki**
I had a feeling you'd be here, Benisumomo.
**[08:32] Benisumomo**
How did you know that?
**[08:35] Tsubaki**
Because we've known each other a long time.
**[08:38] Benisumomo**
Huh...
**[08:40] Tsubaki**
Touwata asked me to fight you.
**[08:44] Tsubaki**
Your teammates still don't know, do they?
**[08:47] Tsubaki**
That you're an incredibly hard worker.
**[08:50] Benisumomo**
Never tell them, either!
**[08:52] Benisumomo**
You and Sensei are the only ones who know.
**[08:55] Benisumomo**
If this got out, it'd hurt my reputation.
**[08:59] Tsubaki**
I don't think that's true.
**[09:01] Tsubaki**
It's awesome that you work so hard.
**[09:04] Benisumomo**
Stop that! It's embarrassing!
**[09:07] Benisumomo**
Now, then.
**[09:09] Benisumomo**
Shall we dance? It's been a while.
**[09:12] Tsubaki**
It has, since we went one-on-one!
**[10:05] Sazanka**
That's...
**[10:08] Asagao**
Wonder if she's okay.
**[10:10] Sazanka**
Of course she is, dumb Asagao!
**[10:12] Touwata**
Beni-senpai!
**[10:26] Tsubaki**
Touwata was worried about whether
you'd be all right from now on.
**[10:31] Benisumomo**
I see.
**[10:33] Benisumomo**
I had better train more, then.
**[10:37] Tsubaki**
You should just reveal your secret.
**[10:39] Benisumomo**
Don't wanna.
**[10:41] Touwata**
Beni-senpai!
**[10:42] Sazanka**
Are you okay, Nee-sama?!
**[10:45] Touwata**
Which of you won?
**[10:48] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
It's a draw.
**[10:51] Mizubashou**
I haven't seen you like this
in a while, Benisumomo.
**[10:55] Mizubashou**
Are you injured?
**[10:56] Benisumomo**
I'm fine.
**[10:57] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[10:58] Asagao**
Want me to call the medical team?
**[11:00] Tsubaki**
No, I'm fine.
**[11:07] Touwata**
I, uh... never thought you'd
tie with Tsubaki-san.
**[11:11] Touwata**
I do think that's amazing.
**[11:15] Touwata**
But if you'd worked hard, you might have won.
**[11:20] Benisumomo**
Next time I'll win.
**[11:23] Touwata**
I-If you don't put forth any effort,
you'll never win a match you can't win now!
**[11:30] Benisumomo**
I can win.
**[11:32] Benisumomo**
After all,
**[11:34] ---**
I'm a genius.
**[11:39] Touwata**
T-Team Dog! And you, Beni-senpai!
**[11:43] Touwata**
Someday, I'll beat you using my hard work!
**[11:45] ---**
You'll learn how important it is!
**[11:49] Benisumomo**
Yes, yes. I look forward to it.
**[11:52] Touwata**
That makes it official!
Don't you go regretting it later!
**[11:56] Mizubashou**
Okay, bye now.
**[11:57] Touwata**
You'll see how important hard work is!
**[11:59] Benisumomo**
Yes, yes.
**[12:00] Sazanka**
I don't know if they've
got it together or not.
**[12:03] Asagao**
Weird team.
**[12:05] Sazanka**
But thank goodness you're okay, Nee-sama!
**[12:07] Asagao**
I'm kind of wiped out!
**[12:09] Tsubaki**
Then why don't we stay here and take it easy?
**[12:12] Sazanka/Asagao**
Agreed!
**[12:19] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, today for a change they
didn't skimp on the side dishes!
***SIGN*** Dining Hall
***SIGN*** Escape Plan With Nee-sama
**[12:22] Asagao**
Fish is nice, but I wanted
some other meat, too.
**[12:26] Sazanka**
You ate plenty. You could
even stand to cut back.
**[12:29] Asagao**
But then I'd die!
**[12:31] Sazanka**
Don't you agree, Nee-sama?!
**[12:38] Asagao**
Sazanka, next to your mouth, there's—
**[12:39] Sazanka**
Oh, shut up!
**[12:40] Tsubaki**
* I've heard that men eat*
* a lot, but is that true?*
**[12:46] Tsubaki**
* Oh, no! Lately my mind's*
* been on men too much!*
**[12:50] Tsubaki**
*I need to stay focused.*
**[12:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[12:54] Tsubaki**
Yes? What is it, Sazanka?
**[12:57] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[12:59] Mokuren**
I heard today's lesson switched
from Scroll 1 to Scroll 2.
**[13:04] Tsubaki**
Is that so?
**[13:05] Mokuren**
You'll go get yours, right?
Let's go together.
**[13:07] Tsubaki**
Okay.
**[13:09] Sazanka**
Uh...!
**[13:10] Tsubaki**
See you this afternoon. Work hard in class.
**[13:16] Asagao**
You've got some rice on your face.
**[13:17] Sazanka**
I know!
**[13:19] Asagao**
Why are you angry?!
**[13:28] Asagao**
I didn't eat any meat, so I'm already hungry!
**[13:33] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao.
**[13:34] Asagao**
Huh?
**[13:35] Sazanka**
Wanna sneak out of class?
**[13:39] Asagao**
We can't do that.
**[13:40] Sazanka**
I want to see Nee-sama.
**[13:42] ---**
She hasn't paid any attention to me today!
**[13:44] Asagao**
But isn't it in the rules?
**[13:46] ---**
Something like, it's wrong
to sneak out of class.
**[13:49] Sazanka**
Blame that on Nee-sama's class
being in a different hut!
**[13:53] Sazanka**
And it's so far away!
**[13:54] Tsubaki**
Oh, my.
**[13:56] Sazanka**
Don't you think she's
been ignoring us lately?
**[14:02] Asagao**
She spaces out now and then.
**[14:04] Sazanka**
Earlier, I put that rice grain on
my face so she'd get it for me,
**[14:08] ---**
and she didn't even notice.
**[14:10] Asagao**
Oh, so that was on purpose.
**[14:12] Sazanka**
That's right.
**[14:14] Sazanka**
Anyway, I want to go see her.
**[14:17] Asagao**
I think Tsubaki-chan will
get mad if you sneak out.
**[14:20] Sazanka**
Don't be dim, Asagao.
**[14:26] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[14:28] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[14:30] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
You braved danger just to come see me.
**[14:35] Tsubaki**
Such a bad girl...
**[14:39] Sazanka**
That's how it's sure to go!
**[14:41] Asagao**
I wonder.
**[14:43] Housenka**
You two are so annoying,
like screeching monkeys.
**[14:47] Housenka**
How about we switch team names, after all?
**[14:50] Asagao**
Morning, Housenka!
**[14:50] sign**
Bathroom
**[14:52] Sazanka**
*You're* the monkey.
**[14:54] ---**
Which is fitting, given your team name.
**[14:56] Sazanka**
Besides, showing off after coming out of
the bathroom makes you look like an idiot.
**[15:02] Housenka**
I've had diarrhea since yesterday.
I can't help it.
**[15:06] Housenka**
Again...
**[15:07] Konoha**
All right, be seated.
**[15:09] Kagetsu**
Sensei's here.
**[15:09] Konoha**
It's time to start class.
**[15:11] Asagao**
I'll go pee now.
**[15:18] Housenka**
Make it quick, okay?
**[15:22] Asagao**
Huh? Sazanka!
**[15:24] Sazanka**
Sensei! Asagao can't do
her business by herself,
**[15:27] ---**
so I'm helping!
**[15:30] Konoha**
Huh?
**[15:30] Mukuge**
She needs "help"!
**[15:31] Asagao**
I can do it by myself, you know!
**[15:36] Sazanka**
Don't come out until I come back.
**[15:39] ---**
Or I'll get found out.
**[15:40] Asagao**
Huh?! This doesn't work for me!
**[15:43] Sazanka**
I'll give you some dried sweet potato later.
**[15:45] Asagao**
Sweet potato?
**[15:47] Sazanka**
Don't let me down.
**[15:48] Asagao**
Sweet potato...
**[15:49] Housenka**
Hey, Asagao! Hurry up in there!
**[15:53] Asagao**
It might take a little longer.
**[15:56] Housenka**
Why?! Are you doing more than peeing?!
**[15:59] Asagao**
Not exactly...
**[16:00] Housenka**
And why can't you manage by yourself?!
**[16:02] Housenka**
You're pretty huge, for a baby!
**[16:04] Kagetsu**
Oh, wow.
**[16:06] Hototogisu**
"Baby," she said.
**[16:07] Mukuge**
So embarrassing.
**[16:10] Housenka**
Hey! How long will it take?!
**[16:15] Sazanka**
Oh.
**[16:16] Sazanka**
This one's like Nee-sama.
**[16:26] Sazanka**
Stuck on Nee-sama.
**[16:32] Sazanka**
You must be me.
***SIGN*** Potatoes
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[16:38] Asagao**
It's always this way! It's Sazanka's fault!
***SIGN*** Don't use these,
Asagao.
—Sazanka
**[16:42] Asagao**
I haven't even done anything wrong!
***SIGN*** Don't use these,
Asagao.
—Sazanka
**[16:45] Asagao**
But I'm the one they always get mad at!
**[16:48] Asagao**
I can't stand you, Sazanka!
**[17:00] Asagao**
Whatever! I'll do it!
**[17:05] Sazanka**
I get to see Nee-sama!
I get to see Nee-sama!
**[17:09] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[17:11] Asagao**
Hold it!
**[17:13] Sazanka**
Hey, what're you doing?!
**[17:15] ---**
I told you not to come out until I got back!
**[17:17] Asagao**
I couldn't stay in there!
They were all laughing!
**[17:21] Asagao**
Besides!
**[17:22] Asagao**
I was told I get no dinner
if I don't catch you!
**[17:27] Sazanka**
Oh, you are so useless!
**[17:31] Asagao**
This way!
**[17:34] Sazanka**
Asagao's serious!
**[17:36] Asagao**
Dinner!
**[17:44] Asagao**
Stop!
**[17:45] Sazanka**
No!
**[17:46] Hagi**
Sazanka and Asagao.
**[17:47] Tachiaoi**
They should be in class.
What're they doing?
**[17:51] Asagao**
Dinner!
**[17:52] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[17:54] Sazanka**
If you let me go, I'll give you more than
enough dried sweet potato for dinner!
**[17:58] Sazanka**
It's a good deal for you.
**[18:01] Asagao**
Let me think it over.
**[18:02] Higuruma**
Hey, you two!
**[18:05] Higuruma**
Check it out! We caught a huge boar!
**[18:08] Higuruma**
It'll be fresh pork for supper!
**[18:22] Mokuren**
What's the matter?
**[18:22] Tsubaki**
Oh, well... I just felt uneasy.
**[18:27] Tsubaki**
Here's hoping nothing bad happens.
**[18:30] Mokuren**
Tsubaki, you're pretty
good at those predictions.
**[18:33] Mokuren**
Maybe there's a man nearby.
**[18:36] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[18:37] Mokuren**
Just kidding.
**[18:38] Mokuren**
There wouldn't be.
**[18:40] Tsubaki**
*A m-man...*
**[18:42] Tsubaki**
*No, stop. Don't dwell on it.*
**[18:47] Tsubaki**
* And this morning, that's how I missed*
* out on what Sazanka was talking about.*
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
* This afternoon, I'll be sure*
* to listen to what she...*
**[19:03] Asagao**
It's your fault, Sazanka.
**[19:05] ---**
You break that "don't sneak
out of class" thingy.
**[19:09] Asagao**
Plus, we're getting boar meat tonight.
I'm not about to miss out on that.
**[19:13] Sazanka**
Then, how about this?!
**[19:14] Asagao**
You can't tempt me!
Because tonight's pork night.
**[19:17] Sazanka**
I'll give you my entire meat portion!
**[19:21] Sazanka**
If this works, it'll mean double the meat.
**[19:25] Asagao**
*Double the meat!*
**[19:27] Asagao**
If you insist.
**[19:29] Asagao**
Just for a little while.
**[19:31] Sazanka**
*She's so simple.*
**[19:35] Tsubaki**
Number 1: You will not do whatever
you want without permission.
**[19:39] Tsubaki**
Have you forgotten the Akane Class rules?
**[19:44] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[19:49] Asagao**
U-Um, Sensei told me to go bring her back.
**[19:55] Asagao**
Oh, right!
**[19:56] Asagao**
That "don't do whatever you want"
rule you were talking about!
**[20:00] Asagao**
I told Sazanka about that, too,
but she doesn't listen one bit!
**[20:04] Tsubaki**
I heard that whole part
about her tempting you.
**[20:08] Asagao**
Run away!
**[20:10] Asagao**
You snuck out of class, too, Tsubaki-chan!
**[20:13] Tsubaki**
I got permission.
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
Why did you go and sneak out?
**[20:28] Sazanka**
I mean...
**[20:35] Sazanka**
The weather's nice,
so I wanted to take a walk.
**[20:47] Tsubaki**
See that it doesn't happen again.
**[20:57] Asagao**
Sazanka, why did you lie?
**[21:01] Sazanka**
Well...
**[21:02] Sazanka**
I figured I wouldn't be able to hold back,
and I'd tell her everything on my mind.
**[21:08] Sazanka**
And I didn't want Nee-sama
to think it was her fault.
**[21:14] Asagao**
I don't really get it.
**[21:21] Tsubaki**
*That was not a convincing lie.*
**[21:25] Tsubaki**
*I'm sorry.*
**[21:27] ---**
* This afternoon, I'll give*
* you my undivided attention.*
**[21:32] Tsubaki**
*Mm, smells nice.*
**[23:09] Asagao**
Double the meat...
**[23:11] Asagao**
Sazanka, you'll really give me all of it?
**[23:15] Sazanka**
Technically, it *was* a promise.
**[23:18] Asagao**
Sazanka...
**[23:21] Tsubaki**
Then, Sazanka and I will go halfsies.
**[23:24] Sazanka**
Halfsies?
**[23:25] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[23:26] Asagao**
So, I can eat all this?!
**[23:28] Tsubaki**
Feel free.
**[23:28] Sazanka**
Then, then, Nee-sama,
I want you to feed some to me!
**[23:32] Tsubaki**
If you insist. Just for today.
**[23:32] Asagao**
The fatty part's melting
right on top of my tongue!
**[23:34] Sazanka**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Friendly Showdown
Tag (The Man Is It)
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E3 - Friendly Showdown / Tag (The Man Is It)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN4NWJ/friendly-showdown--tag-the-man-is-it)
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**[00:11] Tsubaki**
Our afternoon team activity
will be food procurement.
**[00:17] Asagao**
Yay! I hope we can get some meat!
**[00:20] Asagao**
Emergency provisions had just run out, too.
**[00:24] Sazanka**
This won't turn out very well.
**[00:27] Sazanka**
Because every single time,
some idiot goes charging in headlong.
**[00:35] Asagao**
Hey! Who do you mean?!
**[00:36] Sazanka**
I mean you, of course!
**[00:38] Asagao**
Huh?! You take that back!
**[00:39] Tsubaki**
You two need to get along better!
**[00:41] Asagao/Sazanka**
But...!
**[00:43] Tsubaki**
Be friendlier!
***SIGN*** Friendly Showdown
**[02:19] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[02:21] Asagao**
Come back!
**[02:26] Asagao**
My midnight snack...
**[02:28] Sazanka**
Hey, Asagao, it's your fault!
**[02:30] Sazanka**
And don't you owe me an apology?!
**[02:31] Asagao**
You're the one who ran into me!
**[02:33] Sazanka**
I spotted it first!
**[02:35] Asagao**
No, you didn't! I did!
**[02:37] Tsubaki**
Good grief.
**[02:37] Sazanka**
Yes, I did! Where were *you* looking?!
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
Can't you get along a little better?
**[02:42] Sazanka**
Not possible with a doofus like her!
**[02:44] Asagao**
That's my line, you know!
**[02:47] Sazanka**
If we weren't on the same team,
I'd never do anything with Asagao!
**[02:51] Asagao**
Huh?! You bother me all the time, too!
**[03:03] Tsubaki**
Both of you!
**[03:06] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Disgraceful.
**[03:10] Tsubaki**
Uikyou and Kikyou of Team Snake!
**[03:15] Uikyou**
They're quarreling.
**[03:17] Kikyou**
That they are.
**[03:19] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Quarreling is disgraceful.
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
Great timing! Could you teach
these girls how to get along?
**[03:28] Sazanka**
Come on, Nee-sama! I can't get
along with someone like her!
**[03:33] Asagao**
Like I said, that's my line!
**[03:37] Uikyou**
We've always been close.
**[03:41] Kikyou**
So, teaching's easier said than done.
**[03:45] Tsubaki**
Maybe you have some advice, or something?
**[03:53] Uikyou/Kikyou**
We have no advice...
**[03:56] Uikyou/Kikyou**
but the secret to getting along...
**[04:00] Uikyou/Kikyou**
is right here.
**[04:01] Tsubaki**
There *is* such a thing?
**[04:06] Uikyou**
But I don't think it would work.
**[04:08] Kikyou**
Yeah, they're too unfriendly.
**[04:12] Uikyou**
So...
**[04:13] Kikyou**
On that note...
**[04:14] Tsubaki**
Oh! You two!
**[04:17] Uikyou**
If you insist on seeing it...
**[04:19] Kikyou**
...try taking it from us.
**[04:24] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[04:28] Tsubaki**
What are you doing?!
Come on, after them!
**[04:31] Sazanka**
Oh, what does it matter?
**[04:34] Asagao**
Let's look for food instead.
**[04:36] ---**
We already lost some, thanks to Sazanka.
**[04:39] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[04:40] Asagao**
Well, we did.
**[04:41] Tsubaki**
As team leader, I order you!
**[04:43] Tsubaki**
Both of you work together,
and steal the scroll from Team Snake.
**[04:48] Sazanka**
Order all you like, but that's still...
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
Upon your success, I'll give Asagao
my side dishes at dinner tonight!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
And for you, Sazanka,
we'll share a futon tonight!
**[05:03] Sazanka**
Don't get in my way.
**[05:05] Asagao**
Back at you.
**[05:07] Sazanka/Asagao**
Okay! Here goes!
**[05:13] Asagao**
Ow...
**[05:16] Asagao**
What is this?!
**[05:19] Tsubaki**
And learn about teamwork, while you're at it.
**[05:26] Sazanka**
Anyway, let's do this.
**[05:29] Asagao**
Yeah...
**[05:32] Sazanka/Asagao**
Ow!
**[05:34] Sazanka**
Don't people usually lead
with the outside foot?!
**[05:35] Asagao**
I have no idea, you know!
**[05:45] Uikyou**
Chocolate vine.
**[05:47] Kikyou**
Looks yummy.
**[05:52] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Ahh.
**[05:53] Sazanka/Asagao**
Team Snake duo!
**[05:59] Sazanka/Asagao**
Hand over the scroll!
**[06:05] Kikyou**
Why're your legs tied together...
**[06:08] Uikyou**
...when you get along so poorly?
**[06:10] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[06:11] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan did this.
**[06:13] Sazanka**
Hah! Because we get along better
than you two do, naturally.
**[06:20] Uikyou**
But it's all you can do just to walk around.
**[06:24] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[06:25] Uikyou/Kikyou**
We'll play your little game.
**[06:34] Asagao**
Wow...
**[06:36] Kikyou**
Have some...
**[06:37] Uikyou**
...chocolate vine.
**[06:39] Asagao**
Chocolate vine!
**[06:40] Sazanka**
You stupid—
**[06:43] Asagao**
Ow...
**[06:44] Sazanka**
What're you doing?!
**[06:46] Asagao**
Well, I...
**[06:47] Uikyou**
They're quarreling again.
**[06:49] Kikyou**
Disgraceful.
**[06:52] Sazanka**
Here goes, Asagao.
**[06:54] Sazanka**
One...
**[06:55] Sazanka/Asagao**
...two!
**[07:02] Asagao**
Keep going!
**[07:03] Asagao**
One, two!
**[07:12] Sazanka**
One more time!
**[07:13] Sazanka**
One, two!
**[07:21] Asagao**
At this rate, I'll never
get extra side dishes!
**[07:25] Sazanka**
I'll be sleeping alone.
**[07:27] Asagao**
Hey, what do we do?
**[07:41] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[07:44] Sazanka**
You're the stronger of us, and I'm lighter.
**[07:49] Sazanka**
Leave directions and support to me.
**[07:51] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[07:52] Sazanka**
I'll tell you the plan, so lean in.
**[07:57] Uikyou**
They've started cooperating.
**[07:59] Kikyou**
That they have.
**[08:01] Uikyou/Kikyou**
But...
**[08:04] Sazanka**
Got it?
**[08:11] Uikyou/Kikyou**
It's a little late.
**[08:14] Sazanka**
That's... Sleep Bell Jutsu!
**[08:18] Uikyou**
Too late to realize that now.
**[08:21] Kikyou**
Soon enough, you'll fall asleep.
**[08:31] Asagao**
Ow!
**[08:34] Sazanka**
I'll keep pinching, so get to running!
**[08:37] Sazanka**
No sleep until we take it!
**[08:42] Asagao**
You, too, Sazanka!
**[08:56] Uikyou**
Smoke, against us?
When we're in perfect step?
**[09:00] Kikyou**
Too bad it's pointless.
**[09:05] Kikyou**
Uikyou!
**[09:07] Uikyou**
I can't get loose!
**[09:08] Kikyou**
Hold on. I'll undo it.
**[09:15] Asagao**
I have a good nose, don't I?
**[09:19] Sazanka**
Good plan, too!
**[09:22] Uikyou**
We lost.
**[09:24] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:30] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes!
**[09:34] Asagao**
Side dishes!
**[09:35] Sazanka**
Sleeping together!
**[09:42] Uikyou**
These two get along well.
**[09:44] Kikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:46] Kikyou**
After all, they're unfriendly...
**[09:49] Uikyou**
...but there they are, asleep together.
**[09:51] Asagao**
Side dishes...
**[09:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[09:54] Kikyou**
They tried hard not to fall asleep.
**[09:57] Uikyou**
Yeah.
**[09:58] Kikyou**
But I think it would take more
than pinching to oppose our Jutsu.
**[10:02] Uikyou**
I bet they get along so poorly,
**[10:04] ---**
they were pinching incredibly hard.
**[10:08] Kikyou**
Which means, being unfriendly
is its own kind of strength?
**[10:15] Uikyou**
Could be.
**[10:17] Tsubaki**
They ended up losing, huh?
**[10:20] Uikyou**
They tried hard at the end, though.
**[10:22] Kikyou**
But then, fell asleep.
**[10:25] Tsubaki**
I see.
**[10:26] Kikyou**
Well, we'll be going.
**[10:29] Uikyou**
You can see to them.
**[10:32] Tsubaki**
Uikyou, Kikyou.
**[10:35] Tsubaki**
Isn't that scroll with the secret
of getting along really just blank?
**[10:43] Uikyou/Kikyou**
You figured it out.
**[10:45] Kikyou**
Are you mad?
**[10:46] Uikyou**
That we tricked you?
**[10:48] Tsubaki**
No.
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
You played a trick to teach
them the value of teaming up.
**[10:57] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[11:01] Uikyou**
Sure.
**[11:03] Uikyou**
It's just, watching a dysfunctional pair...
**[11:07] Kikyou**
...proves to us all over
again how well *we* get along.
**[11:13] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Y'know?
**[11:16] Uikyou**
Ready to go, Kikyou?
**[11:18] Kikyou**
Sure, Uikyou.
**[11:21] Tsubaki**
I wonder if they're just
hiding their embarrassment.
**[11:33] Tsubaki**
Maybe now, they've grown a little closer?
**[11:44] student**
Well, just try replacing it.
***SIGN*** Tag (The Man Is It)
**[11:47] student**
Replacing it?
**[11:48] Hinagiku**
I mean, look.
**[11:49] ---**
Aren't men big and slow?
***SIGN*** Once-in-a-lifetime
***SIGN*** encounter
**[11:53] Hinagiku**
Can't you win if you just get
behind them, and let them have it?
**[11:56] Kibushi**
Oh, good call!
**[12:00] Tsubaki**
*They're talking about men.*
**[12:02] Kibushi**
They're too dumb!
**[12:03] Hinagiku**
You said it!
**[12:12] Suzuran**
Um...
**[12:14] Suzushiro**
Look at this!
**[12:16] Suzushiro**
My rendition of a man!
**[12:18] Tachiaoi**
Hey!
**[12:19] Hana**
Everyone, outside.
**[12:26] Hana**
Listen up.
**[12:28] Hana**
Today's classes are canceled.
**[12:30] Hana**
Instead, we're going to play tag.
**[12:35] Itadori**
For real? Hooray!
**[12:37] Hana**
However, anyone who gets
caught gets no dinner.
**[12:41] Asagao**
Huh?!
**[12:42] Asagao**
Hey! That's cruel, you know!
**[12:44] Hana**
You girls have been making
fun of men too much lately.
**[12:48] Hana**
You need a reminder that they're dangerous.
**[12:53] Hana**
The first thing you do
when you see a man is run.
**[12:55] ---**
To train your body to do so,
**[12:57] ---**
the person who's "it" will
be considered "male."
**[13:01] Hinagiku**
Male?
**[13:02] Ume**
It's man tag!
**[13:03] student**
Say what?
**[13:04] student**
That's weird.
**[13:05] Benisumomo**
But, Sensei.
**[13:07] Benisumomo**
If we think of whoever's it as male,
**[13:10] ---**
we'll have no choice but
to fight, if cornered.
**[13:14] Benisumomo**
What do we do then?
**[13:16] Hana**
If your only remaining option is to fight?
**[13:19] Hana**
That's fine. Then, you may fight.
**[13:22] Benisumomo**
Heck, that'll be easy.
**[13:25] Touwata**
There you go again.
**[13:26] Hana**
However.
**[13:28] Hana**
I'll play the part of the man.
**[13:31] Benisumomo**
No way...
**[13:33] Hana**
If you remain uncaught until evening,
or defeat me, you girls win.
**[13:37] Housenka**
That's totally impossible!
**[13:39] Hana**
I told you, I'm training you
to be inherently wary of men.
**[13:44] Asagao**
We don't stand a chance.
**[13:45] Hagi**
I'll die if I go without food...
**[13:47] Mokuren**
Oh, dinner...
**[13:47] Higuruma**
"No food" is too harsh!
**[13:50] student**
This isn't fair!
**[13:50] Hana**
Then I'll toss in a small handicap.
**[13:53] Hana**
If even just one of you
can remove my hair tie,
**[13:56] ---**
I'll treat that as a victory for your side.
**[13:59] Hana**
I'll guarantee dinner for everyone.
**[14:02] Housenka**
Either way, it's impossible!
**[14:03] Ajisai**
Who made you so mad, Sensei?!
**[14:03] Asagao**
Stupid upperclassmen!
**[14:07] Hana**
You can go anywhere in Akane Class territory.
**[14:09] Hana**
Including inside buildings, of course.
**[14:12] Hana**
So, we begin when I reach ten.
**[14:15] Hana**
One.
**[14:18] Hana**
Two.
**[14:21] Hana**
Three.
**[14:27] Konoha**
Is your back okay?
I'll take your place, if you like.
**[14:31] Hana**
No, I'm fine.
**[14:34] Hana**
I just hope this gives them
a sense of fear and caution.
**[14:41] Konoha**
Indeed.
**[14:46] Sazanka**
What do we do, Nee-sama?
**[14:48] Tsubaki**
First, let's come up with a plan.
**[14:51] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
**[14:53] Asagao**
You're reliable, Tsubaki-chan!
**[14:55] Tsubaki**
Sensei said she would play the male role.
**[14:59] Asagao**
Mhm.
**[15:00] Tsubaki**
Which means...
**[15:03] ---**
she might be using Transformation
Jutsu to change into one!
**[15:09] Asagao**
Huh? What does that have to do with it?
**[15:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! We know you're afraid,
but please try to keep it together.
**[15:26] Kagetsu**
Hototogisu.
**[15:27] Kagetsu**
Over here.
**[15:30] Hototogisu**
Okay.
**[15:45] Mukuge**
Please, don't notice us!
**[15:47] Kagetsu**
Mukuge, shh!
**[16:08] Kagetsu**
Thank goodness.
**[16:10] Hototogisu**
I thought maybe she saw me come in here.
**[16:12] Mukuge**
Kagetsu takes off running like a shot.
**[16:15] Kagetsu**
Yeah, well...
**[16:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu**
Huh?
**[16:26] Mukuge**
Sensei's snakes!
**[16:31] Sazanka**
A scream...
**[16:32] Tsubaki**
Somebody must have gotten caught.
**[16:34] Asagao**
Let's hurry and come up
with a plan to get away.
**[16:38] Tsubaki**
There's no getting away from Sensei.
**[16:40] Asagao**
Huh?! But earlier, you talked about a plan!
**[16:45] Tsubaki**
Yes, that's right.
**[16:47] Tsubaki**
A plan to defeat her.
**[16:49] Asagao**
I seriously don't think
that'll work, you know!
**[16:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, that *is* a bit much.
**[16:54] Asagao**
I just know I won't get dinner!
**[17:04] Asagao**
Meat!
**[17:06] Tsubaki**
Wait, Asagao! That's so obvious!
**[17:11] Hana**
You fall too easily for food.
Asagao, no dinner.
**[17:15] Asagao**
I'd, at least, like one bite, you know!
**[17:21] Hana**
They got away.
**[17:24] Tachiaoi**
Higuruma, can you squeeze in a little more?
**[17:28] Higuruma**
Squeeze over that way more, Hagi.
**[17:31] Hagi**
If I squeeze any more,
I'll suffocate and die.
**[17:34] Higuruma**
You'll be fine.
**[17:36] Tachiaoi**
I hope she doesn't find us.
**[17:40] Hana**
Tachiaoi, no food.
**[17:52] Hana**
Ume, Itadori, Fuki! No food!
**[17:57] Hana**
Hinagiku, Kibushi! No food!
**[18:01] Hana**
Housenka, Mokuren! No food!
**[18:06] Hana**
And, next is...
**[18:09] Benisumomo**
Sensei, I'd like to fight you.
**[18:12] Hana**
Benisumomo, huh?
**[18:14] ---**
What are you doing, coming right to me?
**[18:16] Benisumomo**
Because it's rare I get to go up against you!
**[18:37] Hana**
Your skills have improved.
**[18:39] Hana**
Looks like you're training properly.
**[18:50] Hana**
However, you're not there yet.
**[18:57] Hana**
No food. Keep up the good work.
**[19:14] Hana**
My back...
**[19:16] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Hana-sensei.
**[19:18] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Are you all right?
**[19:20] Konoha (Sazanka)**
I came to see how your back is doing.
**[19:23] Hana**
Konoha? I'm fine.
**[19:26] Konoha (Sazanka)**
Here, grab hold of me.
**[19:32] Hana**
Have you gotten a little shorter?
**[19:35] Konoha (Sazanka)**
N-No, how could I?
**[19:37] Hana**
Your eyes seem different, too.
**[19:45] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Your Transformation Jutsu is good,
Sazanka, but it needs work.
**[19:51] Hana**
Thanks.
**[19:52] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Sure. But how is your back?
**[19:56] Hana**
No need to worry.
**[20:10] Tsubaki**
*Now, I'll just take Sensei's hair tie!*
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
*She's too wary for it to work.*
**[20:24] Tsubaki**
*No.*
**[20:25] ---**
* Sazanka sacrificed herself*
* as a decoy, for this chance.*
**[20:29] Tsubaki**
*Everyone's dinner depends on me!*
**[20:33] Tsubaki**
*I *must* do this!*
**[20:34] Hana**
Konoha.
**[20:35] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
Y-Yes! What is it?
**[20:39] Hana**
Do you think I'm too strict with the girls?
**[20:42] Konoha (Tsubaki)**
No.
**[20:44] Hana**
I see.
**[20:45] ---**
There's no other choice.
**[20:48] Hana**
We can't have things go
back to how they were then.
**[20:52] Hana**
We must keep lying about men being scary.
**[21:07] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[22:44] Tsubaki**
Men... aren't scary?
**[22:50] Hana**
Tsubaki...
**[22:54] Hana**
Transformation Jutsu?
**[22:56] Hana**
What I was just saying...
**[23:00] Hana**
Tsubaki! Wait!
**[23:10] Konoha**
Hana-sensei.
**[23:12] Hana**
Konoha?
**[23:13] Konoha**
Is it your back? I did tell you so.
**[23:16] Hana**
You're the real thing?
**[23:19] Konoha**
Huh?
**[23:20] Hana**
Catch Tsubaki.
**[23:23] Hana**
I messed up.
**[23:25] Hana**
She ended up hearing about you-know-what!
**[23:28] Tsubaki**
*It's a lie that men are scary...*
**[23:31] Tsubaki**
*I heard it straight from her!*
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
*What do I do now?!*
***SIGN*** Next time:
Men and Women
Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued!
# E4 - Men and Women | Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV0VJQ/men-and-women--mokurens-medical-jutsu)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Hana**
There's no other choice.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Hana**
We can't have things go
back to how they were then.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Hana**
We must keep lying about men being scary.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Men... aren't scary?
***SIGN*** Men and Women
**[02:02] Konoha**
Tsubaki.
**[02:04] Tsubaki**
Konoha-sensei!
**[02:05] Konoha**
Stop this instant.
**[02:11] Konoha**
Ah, I see.
**[02:20] Tsubaki**
*A leaf?!*
**[02:46] Konoha**
My, my.
**[02:50] Konoha**
Substitution...
**[02:52] ---**
Impressive, in that short a time.
**[02:54] Konoha**
However...
**[03:00] Konoha**
If even one gets on you, there's no
escape from the Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
**[03:05] Tsubaki**
Konoha-sensei! I-I...
**[03:08] Konoha**
Hana-sensei will decide what to do.
**[03:11] Konoha**
For the time being...
**[03:16] Konoha**
you will sleep.
**[03:27] Konoha**
Looks like you're awake.
**[03:31] Hana**
Sit her up.
**[03:39] Tsubaki**
Sensei...
**[03:41] Konoha**
So, what will you do with Tsubaki?
**[03:47] Konoha**
Just have her remain silent...
**[03:52] Konoha**
or have her leave Akane Class?
**[03:57] Tsubaki**
Leave? No!
**[04:01] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[04:07] Hana**
I'm going to tell you everything.
**[04:09] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[04:11] Hana**
You will keep it from the
other students, of course.
**[04:15] Konoha**
Are you sure?
**[04:17] Hana**
It'd be even harder to keep her quiet,
if she knows only part of it.
**[04:23] Konoha**
It's your decision, Hana-sensei...
**[04:36] Hana**
There is a term called "romantic love."
**[04:42] Hana**
It means to develop feelings
for one of the opposite sex.
**[04:47] Hana**
I hear everyone experiences it
when they come of age.
**[04:52] Tsubaki**
Love?
**[04:56] Hana**
This might surprise you,
**[04:58] ---**
but Akane Class and Aoi Class used to mingle.
**[05:02] Hana**
And all the students were in love.
**[05:08] Tsubaki**
Men and women...
**[05:10] ---**
in love...
**[05:15] Konoha**
Tsubaki?
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
W-We think that men are scary,
and that in other villages,
**[05:23] ---**
we live with them grudgingly
because it's just how things are...
**[05:28] Tsubaki**
Why lie to us like that?!
**[05:29] Hana**
I'm in the process of telling you.
**[05:33] Tsubaki**
Oh, right.
**[05:34] Hana**
May I continue?
**[05:36] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[05:41] Hana**
The students of Akane Class and Aoi Class
**[05:45] ---**
who were in love dedicated
themselves to training,
**[05:47] ---**
but found what time they could
to meet and be together.
**[05:52] Hana**
But gradually, there emerged those
for whom that alone couldn't satisfy.
**[05:57] Hana**
They wanted more time together,
to the exclusion of all else.
**[06:03] Hana**
Even if it meant abandoning this life.
**[06:05] Tsubaki**
You mean...
**[06:07] Hana**
Yes, they left the village together.
**[06:11] Hana**
Out in the world,
that's known as "elopement."
**[06:14] Tsubaki**
Elopement!
**[06:16] Hana**
As a result, more and more couples eloped.
**[06:21] Hana**
There were many who couldn't be satisfied
with just a little time together.
**[06:26] Hana**
And apparently, "elopement" is a very
enticing word for young men and women.
**[06:35] Hana**
One couple eloped after the next,
**[06:38] ---**
and the number of students dropped sharply.
**[06:42] Hana**
Fearful that there would be no more ninjas,
**[06:45] ---**
the leaders of each class
discussed the matter,
**[06:47] ---**
and decided to disallow
interaction between the classes.
**[06:52] Hana**
Then we taught that the
opposite sex is scary,
**[06:54] ---**
and made rules forbidding contact with them.
**[06:58] ---**
That's how it's been now for generations.
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
So, that's the way things are.
**[07:05] Konoha**
Now do you see the point of that game of tag?
**[07:08] Konoha**
If more students start making fun of men,
**[07:10] ---**
there will probably emerge those
**[07:13] ---**
who attempt to defeat them,
much like Sazanka and Benisumomo.
**[07:16] Konoha**
If the two genders were to meet,
we don't know what would happen.
**[07:22] Tsubaki**
*This is too much to take in at once.*
**[07:25] Tsubaki**
*My mind is a mess.*
**[07:28] Tsubaki**
*Wh-What am I supposed to do?!*
**[07:32] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[07:35] Hana**
I *am* surprised, though.
**[07:38] Hana**
While it's true that I was
distracted by my back pain,
**[07:41] ---**
your Transformation Jutsu was
so good, it fooled even me.
**[07:44] Hana**
You will make a fine kunoichi.
**[07:50] Tsubaki**
Th-Thank you, ma'am.
**[07:57] Tsubaki**
Um, Sensei.
**[08:00] Tsubaki**
I think from now on,
**[08:02] ---**
I too would like to warn students
who don't seem wary of men.
**[08:06] Hana**
Mhm.
**[08:09] Tsubaki**
And so... I'd like to ask
for something in return...
**[08:16] Asagao**
Th-Thank you!
**[08:20] Asagao**
Food!
**[08:22] Sazanka**
I knew you could do it, Nee-sama.
**[08:22] Asagao**
Thank you!
**[08:24] Tachiaoi**
I can't believe you managed
to get Sensei's hair tie.
**[08:27] Higiri**
How'd you do it?
**[08:28] Itadori**
Way to go!
**[08:29] Tsubaki**
* I never thought asking to reinstate*
* dinner would lead to all this.*
**[08:35] Tsubaki**
* It's sort of like I'm deceiving*
* them, so I have mixed feelings.*
**[08:38] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan!
**[08:38] Mokuren**
Thanks, Tsubaki.
**[08:40] Asagao**
It's all thanks to you!
**[08:42] Higiri**
Good stuff.
**[08:43] Hasu**
I wasn't sure how things would turn out.
**[08:43] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
**[08:45] Tachiaoi**
*I* got caught right away.
**[08:47] Itadori**
Me, too.
**[08:49] student**
I was *sure* she wouldn't find *me*, though.
**[08:53] Tsubaki**
*Well, whatever.*
**[08:57] Konoha**
Was this a good idea?
**[08:59] ---**
Mhm.
**[09:00] Hana**
Well, from now on Tsubaki will help us,
**[09:04] ---**
so I'm willing to grant them their dinner.
**[09:07] Konoha**
No, I didn't mean that.
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
Sensei.
**[09:11] Hana**
What's up?
**[09:12] Tsubaki**
Um, there's something I'd like to ask.
**[09:15] Hana**
What?
**[09:16] Tsubaki**
Well...
**[09:18] Tsubaki**
Wh-When you fall in love,
what the heck happens to you?
**[09:25] Tsubaki**
Um, I was just wondering!
**[09:29] Hana**
Let's see.
**[09:32] Hana**
Your heart pounds, your body feels hot,
**[09:35] ---**
and it feels as if your mind goes blank.
**[09:40] Hana**
Or, so I'm told.
**[09:42] Tsubaki**
Your heart pounds, you feel hot,
and your mind goes blank...
**[09:47] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[09:49] Tsubaki**
Excuse me.
**[09:51] Konoha**
Hana-sensei.
**[09:54] Konoha**
What I was trying to say is,
**[09:56] ---**
was it a good idea to
tell Tsubaki everything?
**[10:04] Hana**
Tsubaki's going to be fine.
**[10:06] Hana**
Because she's already
an outstanding kunoichi.
**[10:11] Konoha**
Well, fair enough.
**[10:13] Konoha**
But you know, the girl is
old enough to be interested.
**[10:22] Hana**
She'll be fine.
**[10:24] Konoha**
It sounds like you're telling yourself that.
**[10:34] Tsubaki**
*It was "love."*
**[10:41] Tsubaki**
*It's love!*
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
*But I've never even seen a man.*
**[10:53] Tsubaki**
*So,* is *it love...?*
***SIGN*** Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
**[11:01] student**
Good morning.
**[11:03] student**
Such nice weather.
**[11:07] ---**
Asagao!
**[11:08] student**
Huh? I can't find my hair clip!
**[11:10] student**
What should we do for fun today?
**[11:12] student**
Come on, it's time you got up.
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[11:26] Mokuren**
It's a day off!
**[11:29] Tsuwabuki**
Mhm.
**[11:30] Mokuren**
I'm so happy. It's our day off!
**[11:33] Mokuren**
"Day off."
**[11:35] ---**
Yes, I even like the way it sounds.
**[11:38] Mokuren**
Today I'm going to take a walk and
pick fruit, and relax while I eat it.
**[11:44] Housenka**
Mokuren! I'm gonna go beat
Sazanka, and I need help!
**[11:48] Mokuren**
Huh? Um...
**[11:50] Tsuwabuki**
Stop that, Housenka.
**[11:51] ---**
You know how Mokuren can't say no to a favor.
**[11:55] Housenka**
Then *you* help me, Tsuwabuki!
**[11:57] Tsuwabuki**
After this, I'm playing
go with Fuki and the gang.
***SIGN*** Housenka
**[12:01] Housenka**
That's never going to help
us take Team Dog's name!
**[12:04] Tsuwabuki**
We don't need it.
**[12:06] ---**
How about you use your head a little, too?
**[12:09] Tsuwabuki**
Go is a great game.
**[12:12] Housenka**
All you ever do is lose!
**[12:13] ---**
"Use your head," indeed.
**[12:16] Housenka**
That, coming from a violent,
musclebound... ape.
**[12:19] Tsuwabuki**
Oh?!
**[12:21] Tsuwabuki**
Sounds like you need some discipline!
**[12:25] Tsuwabuki**
You little monkey!
**[12:26] Housenka**
It's because you talked
about using your head!
**[12:32] Tsuwabuki**
Shut your mouth!
**[12:34] Housenka**
What're you doing?!
**[12:35] Tsuwabuki**
You little...!
**[12:36] Housenka**
It's not my fault!
**[12:44] Tsuwabuki**
Get back here!
**[12:51] Mokuren**
There we go.
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[12:59] Mokuren**
Things got off to a rough start,
**[13:02] ---**
but now I get my relaxing day off!
**[13:23] Mokuren**
You're so skillful.
**[13:26] Mokuren**
One-two.
**[13:28] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[13:30] Mokuren**
Did you fall in? Come here.
**[13:52] Mokuren**
Sour!
**[13:54] Mokuren**
This one is...
**[13:59] Mokuren**
sweet!
**[14:04] Mokuren**
You want some?
**[14:06] Mokuren**
All right.
**[14:14] Suzuran**
Mokuren!
**[14:17] Mokuren**
What's up?
**[14:19] Suzuran**
I'm afraid Ajisai twisted her wrist.
**[14:21] Suzuran**
Could you do that thing? The "whap" thing.
**[14:24] Ajisai**
I just need medicinal herbs.
**[14:26] Suzuran**
But it's our day off, and you can't fully
enjoy yourself with your hand like that.
**[14:31] Ajisai**
But...
**[14:33] Mokuren**
Let me see it.
**[14:36] Ajisai**
B-Be gentle.
**[14:47] Ajisai**
Ow!
**[14:49] Ajisai**
Didn't I say "be gentle"?!
**[14:52] Mokuren**
Sorry. How's your left hand?
**[14:57] Ajisai**
It's better!
**[14:58] Mokuren**
That's good.
**[15:00] Ajisai/Suzuran**
Thank you!
**[15:02] Mokuren**
Take care.
**[15:07] Mokuren**
Doing that sure does tire me out.
**[15:12] Mokuren**
I had better train some more.
**[15:45] Mokuren**
Tsubaki!
**[15:50] Mokuren**
There.
**[15:51] Mokuren**
Did Housenka show up at
Team Dog's place again?
**[15:55] Tsubaki**
No, she hasn't come by.
**[15:57] Mokuren**
No?
**[15:58] Sazanka**
Where are you, Nee-sama?!
**[16:01] Sazanka**
Mokuren! Have you seen Nee-sama?!
**[16:03] Mokuren**
Um...
**[16:05] Sazanka**
She's been kinda weird all day!
**[16:07] ---**
If you see her, ask her why!
**[16:08] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[16:17] Mokuren**
What's the matter?
**[16:19] Tsubaki**
Sazanka's blowing it out of proportion.
**[16:21] ---**
I've just been thinking about something.
**[16:24] Mokuren**
Oh, okay.
**[16:29] Mokuren**
Hey, look.
**[16:31] Mokuren**
Over there.
**[16:34] Mokuren**
A bird nest.
**[16:36] Mokuren**
Cute, aren't they?
**[16:41] Mokuren**
I wanted to see it with you.
**[16:49] Tsubaki**
Mokuren.
**[16:51] Tsubaki**
Would you mind... listening to...
**[16:54] Tsubaki**
what I have to say?
**[16:58] Mokuren**
No problem.
**[17:03] Tsubaki**
Um, how to put this...
**[17:07] Tsubaki**
The thing is, I kind of wound up
with a secret I can't tell anyone.
**[17:14] Itadori**
Mokuren!
**[17:15] Ume**
Come with us!
**[17:16] Itadori**
We need a favor from the medical team!
**[17:19] Mokuren**
Okay, I'll be there later.
**[17:20] Itadori**
No, we need you now!
**[17:22] Mokuren**
Right now?
**[17:25] Mokuren**
Sorry, but could you ask Tsuwabuki?
**[17:28] Itadori**
She's too busy playing go to do it!
**[17:30] Ume**
And Housenka's passed out next to her!
**[17:33] Ume/Itadori**
Please, Mokuren!
**[17:36] Tsubaki**
Go on. Go with them.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
Sounds like they're in a hurry.
**[17:41] Mokuren**
I'll listen once I'm done.
**[17:43] Itadori**
Mokuren, hurry!
**[17:46] Itadori**
This is it.
**[17:48] Mokuren**
Um...
**[17:50] Mokuren**
A broken teacup?
**[17:53] Ume**
Fuki treasures this one!
***SIGN*** Team
Tiger
**[17:55] Itadori**
Please! Fix it with your "whap" thing!
**[17:57] Mokuren**
Well, I can only use that on living beings.
**[18:03] Itadori**
Fuki's gonna kill us!
**[18:04] Ume**
Then what do we do?!
**[18:06] Mokuren**
I'm sure it'll be okay.
**[18:08] Mokuren**
She'll forgive you if you apologize properly.
**[18:10] Ume/Itadori**
Mokuren...
**[18:12] Ume**
Could you come with us when we do it?
**[18:14] Mokuren**
Sure thing.
**[18:17] Ume/Itadori**
We're sorry!
**[18:18] Tsuwabuki**
That turns out like this,
and this turns out like that...
**[18:22] Fuki**
Don't worry about it.
**[18:22] Tsuwabuki**
And if not, then this, and that, and...
**[18:26] Fuki**
More importantly, were you hurt?
**[18:29] Higiri**
Mokuren!
**[18:56] students**
Mokuren!
**[18:58] students**
Mokuren!
**[18:59] students**
Mokuren!
**[19:01] students**
Mokuren!
**[19:02] students**
Mokuren!
**[19:07] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[19:10] Mokuren**
Sorry I took so long.
**[19:12] Tsubaki**
That's fine. But you look completely drained.
**[19:16] Tsubaki**
We can wait and talk
another time, if you like.
**[19:19] Mokuren**
It's okay, this always happens.
**[19:22] Tsubaki**
You really never say no.
**[19:25] Mokuren**
I'm bad at refusing,
so everyone asks me to do things.
**[19:31] Tsubaki**
No, Mokuren, that's...
**[19:33] Mokuren**
You know, I'm happy when they ask me.
**[19:39] Mokuren**
Doing things for everyone...
**[19:44] Mokuren**
I'm on Team Monkey.
**[19:49] Mokuren**
So, that's my job.
**[19:53] Tsubaki**
Your job...
**[19:58] Tsubaki**
Say, Mokuren.
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
Please whap my forehead.
**[20:03] Mokuren**
S-Sure, but... does your head hurt?
**[20:06] Tsubaki**
No, you don't have to use the Jutsu.
**[20:09] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[20:09] Tsubaki**
Just go on. Do it.
**[20:11] Mokuren**
All right.
**[20:16] Mokuren**
A-Are you okay?
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Yes! Thank you!
**[20:20] Tsubaki**
I'll be going now.
**[20:22] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[20:23] Mokuren**
What about talking?
**[20:25] Tsubaki**
You helped me remember.
**[20:28] Tsubaki**
My job is to be stout-hearted.
**[20:33] Mokuren**
Right.
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
Hey, Mokuren.
**[20:38] Tsubaki**
Everyone asks you for things,
not because you don't refuse,
**[20:42] ---**
but because they rely on you.
**[20:45] Tsubaki**
Sazanka is worried, so I'm going to go.
**[21:00] Mokuren**
I'm tired.
**[21:03] Mokuren**
I'll sleep just for a bit.
**[21:09] Tsuwabuki**
Hey.
**[21:10] Tsuwabuki**
Wake up, Mokuren. You'll catch a cold.
**[21:16] Mokuren**
Good morning. Are you done playing go?
**[21:19] Tsuwabuki**
What are you talking about?
It's night already.
**[21:22] Housenka**
This is too lazy even for a day off, Mokuren.
**[21:25] Tsuwabuki**
Let's go home.
**[21:26] Housenka**
We looked all over for you.
**[21:30] Mokuren**
Huh?!
**[23:03] Tsubaki**
Mokuren!
**[23:05] Mokuren**
What's the matter today?
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[23:08] sign**
Are you okay? Your face is all red.
**[23:11] sign**
Do you have a fever?
**[23:13] Tsubaki**
Maybe "fever" isn't the word...
**[23:15] Mokuren**
Is your heart pounding, by chance?
***SIGN*** A
k
a
n
e
C
l
a
s
s
**[23:17] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[23:19] Tsubaki**
Yeah.
**[23:20] Mokuren**
Your body feels hot?
**[23:22] Tsubaki**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[23:23] Mokuren**
And it feels as if your mind goes blank?
**[23:26] Tsubaki**
You know what it is?!
**[23:28] Mokuren**
Sure, no problem.
**[23:30] Mokuren**
I'll cure you.
**[23:32] Tsubaki**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Next time:
A Fight over Some Fruit
Independence and
Indulgence
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued...
# E5 - A Fight Over Some Fruit | Independence and Indulgence
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVPVDZ/a-fight-over-some-fruit--independence-and-indulgence)
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**[00:01] Asagao**
This way!
**[00:05] Asagao**
This is the way!
**[00:08] Tsubaki**
You sure are cheerful, Asagao.
**[00:10] Asagao**
Naturally!
**[00:11] Sazanka**
Yeah, really.
**[00:12] ---**
She brightens up at the mere mention of food.
**[00:16] Asagao**
You bet. And just for that,
you don't get any.
**[00:20] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[00:21] Sazanka**
We're out here gathering
food in the first place
**[00:24] ---**
because you scarfed down our
team's emergency supply!
**[00:26] Asagao**
I've got a big body, so I have to eat a lot!
**[00:30] Sazanka**
Says you, you overeater!
**[00:32] Asagao**
I really won't give you a single piece.
**[00:35] Asagao**
I put it all here for safe keep—
**[00:40] Asagao**
It's g-gone.
**[00:41] Sazanka**
Huh?
**[00:43] Asagao**
The chocolate vine that was here...
**[00:45] ---**
It's all gone, you know.
**[00:47] Sazanka**
You probably ate it as soon as you found it.
**[00:50] Asagao**
I did not!
**[00:52] Asagao**
I wrote my name on it, and was
waiting for it to get bigger!
**[00:58] Tsubaki**
Maybe birds ate it, or something?
**[01:02] Hinagiku**
This is quite tasty.
**[01:04] Kibushi**
Right!
**[01:05] Hinagiku**
If I eat a delicious thing like this,
**[01:08] ---**
maybe I'll become even cuter.
**[01:11] Kibushi**
Oh?
**[01:12] Kibushi**
Hinagiku, I simply couldn't
*handle* you getting any cuter.
**[01:18] Sazanka**
Ugh, Team Horse.
**[01:21] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, I can't deal with them.
Let's get out of here.
**[01:25] Asagao**
There it is!
**[01:27] Asagao**
That! That!
**[01:29] writing**
That's my chocolate vine, you know!
***SIGN*** A
**[03:04] Asagao**
That's my chocolate vine, you know!
**[03:07] Asagao**
My name's written on it!
***SIGN*** A Fight Over Some Fruit
***SIGN*** Munch...
Munch...
**[03:11] Hinagiku**
Well, let it go.
**[03:14] Hinagiku**
When you consider how I can
become cuter by eating this...
**[03:20] Kibushi**
It's a small price to pay, Hinagiku!
**[03:22] Asagao**
It's a total ripoff, you know!
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** A
**[03:25] Asagao**
And for that matter, I had
my eye on those there, too!
**[03:29] Hinagiku**
Hey, what's the big deal?
**[03:30] ---**
Don't be so inflexible.
**[03:34] Asagao**
I've heard enough! Give it back!
**[03:37] Hinagiku**
Oniyuri.
**[03:39] Oniyuri**
On it.
**[03:52] Tsubaki**
Uh, Hinagiku.
**[03:55] Tsubaki**
Please give it back to Asagao.
**[03:58] ---**
It's an Akane Class rule.
**[03:59] ---**
Things in the mountains belong
to whose name is on them.
**[04:02] Oniyuri**
That doesn't apply here.
**[04:04] Tsubaki**
What?!
**[04:05] Oniyuri**
All it says on them is "A."
**[04:07] ---**
I wouldn't call that a name.
**[04:08] Asagao**
I-It's my initial.
**[04:11] ---**
I-I wish you'd accept that!
**[04:13] Oniyuri**
Give up.
**[04:17] Kibushi**
Once Oniyuri decides something,
she never backs down.
**[04:21] ---**
You should go ahead and give up.
**[04:24] Hinagiku**
This is turning into a pain.
**[04:26] ---**
Would you mind leaving?
**[04:29] Hinagiku**
I don't feel like heeding what anyone
less cute than me says, anyway.
**[04:34] Hinagiku**
In any case, you're wasting your time.
**[04:37] Hinagiku**
Why not yield to my cuteness,
and go find some other fruit?
**[04:41] Tsubaki**
Hinagiku, that's...
**[04:43] Sazanka**
I'm done listening to this.
**[04:46] Sazanka**
That's some mouth you've got on you.
**[04:49] Sazanka**
Who do you think you are?!
**[04:54] Tsubaki**
*Sazanka...*
**[04:57] Tsubaki**
*For Asagao's sake...*
**[05:02] Tsubaki**
*Even if all you do is fight,*
**[05:04] ---**
*at the end of the day, you two are still...*
**[05:08] Sazanka**
What do you mean, "What anyone
less cute than you says"?!
**[05:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama is a hundred times
cuter than the likes of you!
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
Mhm!
**[05:17] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[05:19] Hinagiku**
Huh?
**[05:21] Sazanka**
Isn't that right, Asagao?
**[05:22] Asagao**
That's right!
**[05:23] Tsubaki**
H-Hey...
**[05:25] Asagao**
And stealing someone's food
is not cute, you know!
**[05:30] Kibushi**
It's plain to see Hinagiku is cuter!
**[05:33] Sazanka**
No, Nee-sama is.
**[05:36] Hinagiku**
Now, now.
**[05:38] Hinagiku**
Listen, then.
**[05:39] Hinagiku**
Let's do this.
**[05:41] ---**
Tsubaki and I will compete
to see who's cutest.
**[05:47] Sazanka**
Nee-sama will crush you with ease.
**[05:49] Asagao**
Give back the fruit if we win!
**[05:52] Hinagiku**
Fine.
**[05:54] Hinagiku**
And if Tsubaki loses,
give up and leave already.
**[06:01] Tsubaki**
U-Um, excuse me...
**[06:03] Sazanka**
So? How do we decide this thing?
**[06:07] Hinagiku**
Oh, about that.
**[06:11] Sazanka**
C-Can't move!
**[06:18] Oniyuri**
Shadow Bind.
**[06:23] Hinagiku**
We'll decide by majority vote.
**[06:25] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[06:27] Kibushi**
I've got her, Hinagiku!
**[06:32] Sazanka**
Hey! How is this even fair?!
**[06:40] Hinagiku**
Loyalty Trance Jutsu.
**[06:55] Hinagiku**
Who is cuter? Me, or Tsubaki?
**[07:01] Everyone (except Tsubaki)**
Hinagiku!
**[07:03] Everyone (except Tsubaki)**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[07:13] Hinagiku**
Five votes!
**[07:15] Hinagiku**
I win. Not that there was any doubt.
**[07:19] Hinagiku**
Maybe there was no need to ask.
**[07:22] Hinagiku**
Was there any need to
compare in the first place?
**[07:25] Hinagiku**
There sure wasn't.
**[07:30] Tsubaki**
There are six of me.
**[07:33] Hinagiku**
You're kidding. That's too advanced!
**[07:36] Hinagiku**
And isn't it sneaky?!
**[07:38] Tsubaki**
You're the ones who used Jutsu first.
**[07:42] Oniyuri**
She does have a point.
**[07:44] Hinagiku**
Hey, Oniyuri.
**[07:45] Hinagiku**
Go defeat those copies, or I'm in trouble.
**[07:49] Oniyuri**
Not gonna happen.
**[07:50] Oniyuri**
They may be copies, but they're Tsubaki.
**[07:53] Oniyuri**
And there're six of her.
**[07:55] Tsubaki**
Time for another majority vote.
**[07:59] Tsubaki**
Between me and Hinagiku, wh-which...
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
**[08:10] Tsubaki**
Wh-Which one is c-cu—
**[08:28] Hinagiku**
Why'd you have to go and scare me like that?
**[08:32] Hinagiku**
Of course you couldn't keep
six copies going for long.
**[08:37] Tsubaki**
I-I was...
**[08:40] Tsubaki**
I was too embarrassed to call myself cute!
**[08:52] Kibushi**
What's the matter, Hinagiku?
**[08:54] Kibushi**
Good for you! You won!
**[08:58] Kibushi**
But then, of course you did. You're cute.
**[09:08] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[09:09] Asagao**
Are you okay?
**[09:10] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry, you two.
**[09:13] Sazanka**
No, it's not your fault.
**[09:15] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[09:19] Sazanka**
Hey! What gives?!
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[09:30] Hinagiku**
Who care about these?!
**[09:31] Hinagiku**
If you want them, you can have them all!
**[09:35] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[09:36] Asagao**
There're some in here that
aren't mine, you know.
**[09:39] Hinagiku**
Shut up! I said you can have them all!
**[09:43] Hinagiku**
I've had enough! I'm going home!
**[09:49] Kibushi**
Wait up, Hinagiku!
**[09:55] Oniyuri**
If Hinagiku ends up thinking
someone's cuter than her,
**[09:59] ---**
her pride makes her wallow in despair.
**[10:03] Oniyuri**
You girls win the competition.
**[10:08] Tsubaki**
*We won?*
**[10:10] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
**[10:12] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[10:13] Tsubaki**
Right...
**[10:14] Sazanka**
And hey, Asagao!
**[10:15] Asagao**
Huh?
**[10:16] Sazanka**
Why're you eating already?!
**[10:17] ---**
That's supposed to be for emergencies!
**[10:19] Asagao**
Yeah, but I'm hungry!
**[10:22] Sazanka**
Hand it over!
**[10:23] Tsubaki**
A-At what point did I win?
**[10:25] Asagao**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Independence and Indulgence
**[10:30] Suzuran**
Look how dirty you got.
**[10:32] Suzuran**
You worked so hard, Ajisai.
**[10:34] Ajisai**
Yeah.
**[10:35] Suzuran**
And you feel fine?
**[10:37] Ajisai**
Yeah.
**[10:40] Suzuran**
Okay, now the other foot.
**[10:42] Ajisai**
*I'm Ajisai.*
**[10:45] banner**
*Ox*
**[10:45] Ajisai**
*Team Ox.*
**[10:47] Ajisai**
*Right now, I have a very big issue.*
**[10:52] Ajisai**
*Namely...*
**[10:56] Suzuran**
Oh?
**[10:58] Ajisai**
*No, the issue isn't that I'm hungry.*
**[11:00] Suzuran**
Shion! Trouble!
**[11:03] Shion**
What's wrong?
**[11:05] Suzuran**
It sounds like Ajisai's starving.
**[11:08] Shion**
We can't have that.
**[11:09] ---**
Huh?
**[11:10] Shion**
Shuriken training is on hold.
**[11:12] Suzuran**
I think I have some dried meat in my pouch.
**[11:16] Shion**
She probably wants something sweet, too.
**[11:18] ---**
There's a fig tree nearby.
**[11:22] Suzuran**
Just hang in there a minute.
**[11:27] Shion**
That'll do.
**[11:30] Shion**
Here.
**[11:30] Suzuran**
Here.
**[11:32] Ajisai**
*This is Suzuran, also in Team Ox.*
**[11:34] Suzuran**
You trained so hard.
**[11:35] ---**
*She's a kind older girl.*
**[11:35] ---**
No wonder you're hungry. Have some.
**[11:41] Ajisai**
*This is Shion, our team leader.*
**[11:43] Shion**
Look, a fully ripe fig.
**[11:44] ---**
*She's blunt, but strong and kind.*
**[11:46] ---**
I bet it's sweet and tasty. Eat up.
**[11:51] Suzuran**
Ajisai truly is cute.
**[11:54] Shion**
Mhm.
**[11:55] Suzuran**
So cute!
**[11:56] Ajisai**
*And these two...*
**[11:57] Shion**
Yeah.
**[11:59] Ajisai**
*are overprotective.*
**[12:03] Ajisai**
*Oh, no! I let them baby me again!*
**[12:07] Suzuran**
Well? Is that enough?
**[12:09] Ajisai**
I'm done!
**[12:11] Ajisai**
*My issue is...*
**[12:12] Shion**
Done already?
**[12:13] Ajisai**
Yeah.
**[12:14] Ajisai**
*...that these two overindulge me.*
**[12:18] Suzuran**
Ajisai.
**[12:22] Suzuran**
Here you go.
**[12:28] Suzuran**
Maybe she wanted a different fruit.
**[12:31] Shion**
Okay, I'll go pick one.
**[12:32] Ajisai**
Don't bother!
**[12:35] Ajisai**
I-I'll pick it myself!
**[12:47] Suzuran**
Ajisai, are you okay?
**[12:51] Shion**
Hang on. I'll help you.
**[12:52] Ajisai**
I'm fine!
**[12:58] Shion**
You okay?
**[13:00] Shion**
That was a close call.
**[13:03] Suzuran**
You preferred that fruit?
**[13:05] Shion**
I'd have picked it, if you said so.
**[13:07] Suzuran**
That's right.
**[13:10] Ajisai**
* I'll be useless! I will,*
* if I keep relying on these two!*
**[13:15] Ajisai**
*That's what I've realized lately.*
**[13:18] Shion**
It's dangerous up in trees.
**[13:20] Suzuran**
Don't try too hard.
**[13:21] ---**
You're still a child.
**[13:25] Ajisai**
Stop treating me like a child!
**[13:27] Ajisai**
I'm a Team Ox member, too!
**[13:29] Ajisai**
I'm independent now!
**[13:35] Shion**
"Independent," she says!
**[13:36] Suzuran**
Well, well.
**[13:40] Suzuran**
You say the cutest things.
**[13:42] Suzuran**
Want some candy?
**[13:43] Ajisai**
Yup!
**[13:49] Suzuran**
Wait, Ajisai!
**[13:51] Shion**
It's dangerous alone!
**[13:53] Ajisai**
Don't follow me!
**[14:02] Ajisai**
When they pamper me,
I end up going along with it.
**[14:07] Ajisai**
I'm sure the problem is that
I don't seem independent.
**[14:13] Ajisai**
Okay!
**[14:14] Ajisai**
I'll find some way to
get them to admit I am,
**[14:17] ---**
and to stop indulging me!
**[14:21] Ajisai**
How, though?!
**[14:24] Tsubaki**
Ajisai?
**[14:27] Tsubaki**
Is something wrong?
**[14:30] Ajisai**
Team Dog.
**[14:32] Tsubaki**
This is unusual, you being alone.
**[14:35] Asagao**
It's true.
**[14:36] ---**
You're always with Suzuran or Shion.
**[14:41] Ajisai**
Tsubaki!
**[14:43] Ajisai**
Fight a duel with me!
**[14:47] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[14:48] Sazanka**
Huh?! Where did *that* come
from all of a sudden?!
**[14:52] Sazanka**
Nee-sama's not gonna fight
with the likes of you!
**[14:58] Tsubaki**
All right.
**[14:59] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama!
**[14:59] Ajisai**
Thank you.
**[15:01] Sazanka**
No! This isn't for you to do!
**[15:03] Sazanka**
I can take her on, no problem!
**[15:08] Ajisai**
Not you. You're too unimpressive.
**[15:10] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[15:11] Ajisai**
You always act so conceited,
but then you fall back on Tsubaki.
**[15:16] Sazanka**
Huh? Well, *you're* always getting
spoiled by Shion and Suzuran.
**[15:21] Sazanka**
You big baby.
**[15:29] Ajisai**
Fine, I'll start with Sazanka.
**[15:33] Ajisai**
And then, Tsubaki.
**[15:36] Ajisai**
I'll be waiting for you in the clearing!
**[15:39] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, shouldn't you have stopped her?
**[15:44] Tsubaki**
There was a serious look in her eyes.
**[15:46] Tsubaki**
I'm sure she must have some reason for this.
**[15:56] Ajisai**
*If I duel with Tsubaki,*
**[15:58] ---**
* I bet those two will admit*
* that I'm independent!*
**[16:03] Tsubaki**
Both of you, take your positions.
**[16:05] Ajisai**
*And first...*
**[16:07] Tsubaki**
You go until one of you surrenders,
**[16:09] ---**
or this hourglass runs out.
**[16:12] Tsubaki**
Understood?
**[16:15] Tsubaki**
Now, then.
**[16:18] Tsubaki**
Begin!
**[16:30] Ajisai**
*O-O-Ow!*
**[16:42] Sazanka**
Stop running around!
**[16:51] Sazanka**
"Fight a duel with me," huh?!
**[16:54] Sazanka**
You've got a century to go before
you reach Nee-sama's level!
**[17:00] Sazanka**
Just surrender already!
**[17:03] Ajisai**
*I can do it, too.*
**[17:07] Ajisai**
*I can do it, too!*
**[17:09] (Flashback) Shion**
Listen, Ajisai.
***SIGN*** Ox
**[17:12] (Flashback) Shion**
Step firmly on the ground,
and put your strength into it.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Shion**
Watch.
**[17:16] (Flashback) Shion**
Step, and strike!
**[17:19] (Flashback) Shion**
Step, and strike!
**[17:22] (Flashback) Shion**
Give it a try.
**[17:23] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Okay!
**[17:26] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Step, and strike!
**[17:28] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Step, and strike!
**[17:30] (Flashback) Ajisai**
Step, and strike!
**[17:33] Ajisai**
*Step...*
**[17:35] Ajisai**
*and strike!*
**[17:42] Ajisai**
*It hit!*
**[17:48] Ajisai**
Substitution?!
**[17:49] Ajisai**
Oh, no!
**[17:55] Sazanka**
Gotcha! So easy!
**[17:59] Ajisai**
*Suzuran! Shion!*
**[18:02] Sazanka**
Going to run again?
**[18:05] Sazanka**
You're a baby, after all.
**[18:11] Ajisai**
That's right, I'm a baby!
**[18:13] Ajisai**
I can't help it!
**[18:15] Ajisai**
I enjoy being babied!
**[18:18] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[18:19] Ajisai**
But that'll be my undoing,
**[18:21] ---**
so I'll have those two approve
of me, and stop indulging me!
**[18:26] Sazanka**
What's the big deal?!
**[18:28] ---**
All you have to do is not depend on them!
**[18:32] Ajisai**
It's harder than you make it sound!
**[18:36] Sazanka**
You're gonna be spoiled forever!
**[18:39] Ajisai**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[18:41] Sazanka**
You can't do anything by yourself!
**[18:41] Tsubaki**
This has sunken to the level
of children quarreling...
**[18:42] Ajisai**
I'm not depending on them because I want to!
**[18:46] Sazanka**
I don't even know what that means!
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
That's enough!
**[18:59] Tsubaki**
It's a draw.
**[19:02] Sazanka**
With a baby...
**[19:04] Ajisai**
With Sazanka!
**[19:08] Ajisai**
A-At this rate, Suzuran and Shion
will never say I'm independent!
**[19:22] Suzuran**
That's not true.
**[19:27] Shion**
You were trying hard.
**[19:29] Ajisai**
When did you get here?
**[19:31] Suzuran**
Partway through.
**[19:33] Shion**
We hear you challenged Tsubaki,
at first. That's crazy.
**[19:38] Ajisai**
Well, I...
**[19:42] Shion**
I'm sorry we laughed at you.
**[19:45] ---**
You're plenty independent.
**[19:48] Suzuran**
Sorry, Ajisai. You did great.
**[19:55] Shion**
Are you hurt?
**[19:56] Ajisai**
Well, just a little.
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
Thank goodness. Looks like
that's been resolved.
**[20:00] Suzuran**
Oh, no. We've got to get
you treated right away.
**[20:04] Ajisai**
Oh, I'm fine!
**[20:04] Asagao**
Mhm!
**[20:07] Ajisai**
*I'm Ajisai.*
**[20:09] Ajisai**
*I've been deemed independent.*
**[20:12] ---**
*Now they won't pamper me anymore!*
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[20:17] Ajisai**
*Or, so I thought.*
**[20:18] Suzuran**
Here, I took out the fish bones for you.
**[20:22] Ajisai**
Yay!
**[20:24] Ajisai**
But why?!
**[20:26] Suzuran**
What's wrong?
**[20:28] Shion**
Here, I'll give you a pickled plum.
You like those, right?
***SIGN*** Ajisai
**[20:30] Ajisai**
Oh, yeah!
**[20:33] Ajisai**
I mean, stop it!
**[20:35] Shion**
Stop what?
**[20:35] Ajisai**
Pampering me!
**[20:37] ---**
I'm independent!
**[20:41] Shion**
Did you do what you did because
you don't want to be pampered?
**[20:45] Ajisai**
Th-That's right.
**[20:47] Shion**
Then you've got the wrong idea.
**[20:49] Ajisai**
Huh?
**[20:49] Suzuran**
That's right.
**[20:51] Suzuran**
We're pampering you because
you're so cute, we can't resist.
**[20:57] Shion**
That's it.
**[21:00] Shion**
Here, have some fruit, too.
You like it, right?
**[21:03] Suzuran**
I'll tie up your hair so it's easy to eat.
**[21:06] Shion**
Here, I peeled it.
**[21:08] Tsubaki**
*It wasn't resolved at all.*
**[21:12] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, I worked hard today.
**[21:15] ---**
I want you to feed me.
**[21:17] Suzuran**
Look how cute she is, Shion.
**[21:21] Shion**
Whoa!
**[21:21] Ajisai**
I'm begging you, stop!
**[21:24] ---**
Because I'll give in!
**[22:58] Suzuran**
There, all done.
**[23:02] Shion**
That's a good look for you.
**[23:04] Ajisai**
Really? Thank you!
**[23:07] Sazanka**
Stare...
**[23:10] Tsubaki**
Shall we do that for you, too, Sazanka?
**[23:17] Tsubaki**
That looks good, Sazanka!
**[23:19] Suzuran**
You both look cute.
**[23:22] Shion**
Mhm.
**[23:23] Tsubaki**
Want to do it, too, Asagao?
**[23:25] Asagao**
Can I?!
***SIGN*** Horse
***SIGN*** A
k
a
n
e
C
l
a
s
s
**[23:30] Oniyuri**
Let's stay inside today.
**[23:32] Oniyuri**
It's dangerous out here.
**[23:33] Kibushi**
You're cute even when you cry, Hinagiku!
**[23:36] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
***SIGN*** Next time:
The Transfer Student
Shy Around Strangers
-Tsubaki
# E6 - The Transfer Student | Shy Around Strangers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGPG7Z/the-transfer-student--shy-around-strangers)
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**[00:01] Hasu**
Hey, take a look at this.
**[00:03] Higiri**
What is it?
***SIGN*** A transfer student is arriving today from another village.
Everyone be sure to be friendly. —Hana
**[00:04] Kagetsu**
It says "transfer student"!
**[00:06] Benisumomo**
At this time of year?
**[00:07] Kagetsu**
Looks that way.
**[00:08] Housenka**
Huh...
**[00:09] Hototogisu**
I wonder what she's like.
**[00:10] Touwata**
I hope she's a lively girl.
**[00:12] Ajisai**
A quiet girl would be good, too.
**[00:15] Hinagiku**
Maybe she...
**[00:17] Hinagiku**
turns out to be a he!
**[00:29] Hinagiku**
I just thought it might be interesting.
**[00:31] Ume**
No chance!
**[00:33] Higiri**
That would never happen.
**[00:34] Kibushi**
I'll say.
**[00:35] Hasu**
That did startle me a bit, though.
**[00:40] Itadori**
Hey! Isn't that her?
**[00:43] Ajisai**
Are you the transfer student?
**[00:45] Rindou**
Y-Yeah.
**[00:46] Housenka**
Why're you hiding?
**[00:48] Itadori**
Come on down!
**[00:50] Rindou**
Uh, I (Boku), um...
**[00:53] Benisumomo**
"Boku"?
**[00:56] Benisumomo**
What's "boku"?
**[00:58] Housenka**
Her name?
**[00:59] Hinagiku**
Got me.
**[01:00] Touwata**
I seem to recall, "boku" is
a male first-person pronoun.
**[01:08] Benisumomo**
Male?
***SIGN*** The Transfer Student
**[02:46] Tsubaki**
Tsubaki, reporting in.
**[02:50] Hana**
Do you know about the transfer student?
**[02:51] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am. I read the sign.
**[02:53] Hana**
I see.
**[02:54] Tsubaki**
Does the fact that you summoned me mean...?
**[02:58] Hana**
I'm putting her in your Team Dog.
**[02:59] Hana**
Make her feel at home.
**[03:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:02] Tsubaki**
Uh, so, what kind of girl is she?
**[03:08] Hana**
She came from a village where men live.
**[03:12] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[03:13] Tsubaki**
H-Huh?! Could that mean that
the transfer student is m...
**[03:19] Tsubaki**
male, by any chance?
**[03:23] Hana**
Of course it doesn't.
**[03:25] Tsubaki**
O-Of course!
**[03:26] Hana**
The transfer student is a girl.
**[03:29] Tsubaki**
Then that means she knows about men.
***SIGN*** Akane Class
**[03:33] Hana**
Yes, and I want to avoid information
reaching the other students.
**[03:37] Hana**
She's been told about our village's
situation, but you never know.
**[03:41] Hana**
Tsubaki, stick with her and help her.
**[03:45] Tsubaki**
I will!
**[03:46] Hana**
Good. She's in your hands.
**[03:48] Tsubaki**
If you'll excuse me.
**[04:01] Tsubaki**
*A transfer student who knows about men!*
**[04:11] Tsubaki**
*No, no! I mustn't get carried away.*
**[04:17] Tsubaki**
What's going on?
**[04:19] Tsubaki**
Did something happen?
**[04:21] Kagetsu**
Oh, Tsubaki! As it turns out,
we caught a man!
**[04:26] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[04:27] Hinagiku**
What do you have to say for yourself, "man"?
**[04:31] Tsubaki**
H-Hey, what's this "man" stuff?
**[04:34] Tsubaki**
Isn't that the transfer student?
**[04:37] Hinagiku**
That's right.
**[04:38] Tsubaki**
So why are you doing this?
**[04:39] Hinagiku**
Because, get this...
The transfer student is male!
**[04:43] Benisumomo**
He said "boku."
**[04:45] Hinagiku**
And they say "boku" is how
men refer to themselves.
**[04:56] Kagetsu**
Say what?
**[05:00] Hinagiku**
Hey, Tsubaki! What do you think you're doing?!
**[05:02] Tsubaki**
Everybody calm down and think!
**[05:05] Tsubaki**
There's no way the transfer student's male!
**[05:08] Kagetsu**
But he said "boku"!
**[05:10] Hinagiku**
If he's not male, show us some proof!
**[05:14] Kibushi**
Yeah! You got any proof?!
**[05:20] Hinagiku**
Oh! Hey!
**[05:21] Kibushi**
They ran for it!
***SIGN*** Asagao
**[05:28] Tsubaki**
Are you all right?
**[05:29] Rindou**
Yeah. Th-Thank you.
**[05:34] Tsubaki**
My name is Tsubaki.
**[05:36] Tsubaki**
May I ask what yours is?
**[05:40] Rindou**
R-Rindou. Nice to meet you.
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
Yes, it's nice to meet you, too, Rindou.
**[05:47] Rindou**
You're in Team Dog?
**[05:50] Rindou**
Um, I'm supposed to be in it, too.
**[05:52] Tsubaki**
Yes, I heard that from Sensei.
**[05:55] Tsubaki**
Um, I also know that you
lived in a village with men.
**[05:59] Rindou**
O-Okay.
**[06:07] Tsubaki**
That's a lovely mask.
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
Is it a fox mask?
**[06:12] Rindou**
Oh, yeah...
**[06:14] Tsubaki**
What brings you to this village, Rindou?
**[06:17] Rindou**
Uh, I've been shy ever since I was little.
**[06:22] Rindou**
There aren't many boys in
the village where I lived.
**[06:26] Rindou**
I was raised as one.
**[06:30] Rindou**
But I wasn't growing up to be manly at all.
**[06:34] Rindou**
So ultimately, they decided
to raise me as a girl.
**[06:39] Rindou**
And they figured, why not place
me in an all-women village?
**[06:44] Tsubaki**
So, that's it.
**[06:46] Rindou**
Sorry. It never occurred to me just
saying "boku" would lead to all this.
**[06:51] Tsubaki**
There's no need to apologize.
**[06:53] Rindou**
Saying boku is a habit
from when I was raised male.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
It'll be fine. I'm going to help
so that things turn out well.
**[07:03] Rindou**
Thank you!
**[07:13] Tsubaki**
You're cute.
**[07:15] Tsubaki**
I mean, really cute!
**[07:18] Rindou**
N-No way...
**[07:19] Tsubaki**
I've heard that men aren't cute!
**[07:22] Tsubaki**
Now you'll be fine!
**[07:24] Tsubaki**
Let's go see everyone!
**[07:26] Rindou**
H-Huh?!
**[07:30] Tsubaki**
Your attention, please!
**[07:31] Hinagiku**
Tsubaki! He's male, isn't he?
**[07:34] Kibushi**
Hand him over!
**[07:35] Tsubaki**
You're wrong.
**[07:36] Tsubaki**
This is Rindou, a girl!
**[07:39] Hinagiku**
Then why did she say boku earlier?
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
Rindou has always been frail,
**[07:46] Tsubaki**
and because they wanted
her to grow up strong,
**[07:49] Tsubaki**
she's been forced since she was
little to use the masculine "boku"!
**[07:53] Benisumomo**
Say what?
**[07:55] Housenka**
Is that true?
**[07:56] Hinagiku**
So, do you have proof she's female?
**[07:59] Tsubaki**
There's proof, all right.
**[08:03] Tsubaki**
Right here!
**[08:07] Tsubaki**
Um, Rindou?
**[08:09] Rindou**
I-I can't. I'm too shy!
**[08:14] Benisumomo**
Hey, what's the problem?
**[08:16] Housenka**
He's really a man, isn't he?
**[08:18] student**
Take off the mask already!
**[08:19] Tsubaki**
R-Rindou, uh...
**[08:21] student**
He's male after all, isn't he?
**[08:22] student**
He is, isn't he?
**[08:24] student**
Get on with it, already!
**[08:26] student**
Why is the mask still on?
**[08:33] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[08:34] Hinagiku**
Huh?
**[08:34] Kagetsu**
He dropped his pants?!
**[08:36] Tsubaki**
Wh-Why are you taking off clothing?
**[08:38] Rindou**
Tsubaki, lean in.
**[08:41] Ume**
Hey, what's going on?
**[08:43] Itadori**
What're you talking about?
**[08:51] Tsubaki**
Uh, um...
**[08:54] Tsubaki**
A-Apparently, men have a stick-like
thing attached to their crotch...
**[09:00] Hinagiku**
A stick on their crotch?
**[09:01] Kibushi**
What's up with that?
**[09:04] Tsubaki**
Look closely. Rindou does not have one!
**[09:08] Tsubaki**
And it's called...
**[09:09] Tsubaki**
a ding-a-ling!
**[09:14] Tsubaki**
Or, apparently it is.
**[09:16] Hinagiku**
Ding...
**[09:17] Kagetsu/Hototogisu**
...a-ling?
**[09:18] Touwata**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:19] Ajisai**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:20] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:22] Benisumono**
Ding-a-ling?
**[09:26] Kagetsu**
What's with that name?!
**[09:28] Hototogisu**
Weird!
**[09:29] Hasu**
"Ding-a-ling," she said.
**[09:31] Higiri**
I think someone got the
"nin-nin" chant wrong.
**[09:33] Benisumomo**
Ding-a-ling, huh?
**[09:36] Touwata**
I can't stop laughing!
**[09:38] Housenka**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:40] Ume**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:42] Itadori**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:44] Housenka**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:45] Kagetsu/Hototogisu**
Ding-a-ling!
**[09:46] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[09:53] Hinagiku**
Hey, is that true?
**[09:53] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[09:55] Touwata**
I have... heard mention of it.
**[10:00] Ume/Itadori**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[10:05] Hinagiku**
Rindou, was it?
**[10:07] Hinagiku**
Sorry for doubting you.
**[10:09] Rindou**
Oh, s'okay.
**[10:11] Kagetsu**
Sorry, Rindou.
**[10:13] Ume**
Let's be friends!
**[10:14] Touwata**
Which team are you joining?
**[10:16] Hototogisu**
How old are you?
**[10:17] Hasu**
Why are you wearing a mask?
**[10:20] Kibushi**
Is something wrong?
**[10:23] Kagetsu**
She ran off somewhere.
**[10:25] Hototogisu**
Did she get mad, maybe?
**[10:27] Ajisai**
We haven't even introduced ourselves!
**[10:30] Tsubaki**
Rindou is very shy.
**[10:33] Housenka**
Then let's go find her!
**[10:34] Hinagiku**
Good idea.
**[10:35] Itadori**
Which way did she go?
**[10:37] Ume**
Maybe into the forest!
**[10:38] Kibushi**
How about the fields?
**[10:39] Higiri**
We'll split up and search, then.
**[10:41] everyone**
Yeah! Ding-a-ling!
**[10:45] Tsubaki**
Ding-a-ling...
**[10:48] Tsubaki**
F-For some reason...
**[10:50] Tsubaki**
that's embarrassing!
***SIGN*** Shy Around Strangers
***SIGN*** Team Dog
**[10:57] Tsubaki**
And so, this is Rindou,
who's joining Team Dog.
**[11:01] Tsubaki**
Let's all give it our best together.
**[11:03] Asagao**
A transfer student!
**[11:06] Rindou**
Uh, n-nice to—
**[11:08] Asagao**
I'm Asagao! Nice to meet you!
**[11:10] Asagao**
That's Sazanka.
**[11:13] Rindou**
Nice to meet you, Sazanka.
**[11:16] Rindou**
Oh...
**[11:17] Tsubaki**
Rindou.
**[11:19] Tsubaki**
May I give you a tour of our room?
**[11:21] Rindou**
Oh, sure.
**[11:22] Tsubaki**
Let's see, first...
**[11:25] Tsubaki**
The futons are in here.
**[11:27] Tsubaki**
In Team Dog, we make it a
practice to sleep side by side.
**[11:31] Tsubaki**
As of today, it'll be the four of us!
**[11:33] Rindou**
Okay.
**[11:34] Tsubaki**
Also, put your personal belongings in this.
***SIGN*** Rindou
**[11:38] Tsubaki**
I labeled it with your name.
**[11:41] Rindou**
Thank you.
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
And then, tea implements are over here.
**[11:47] Tsubaki**
These hanging scrolls are
in each team's room,
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** A
k
a
n
e
C
l
a
s
s
**[11:51] Tsubaki**
and I heard some very distinguished person
in the village made them long ago.
**[11:56] Tsubaki**
They were named, um, I think...
**[11:57] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan seems happy.
**[12:00] Tsubaki**
Oh, it's totally escaping me.
**[12:02] Sazanka**
Why do you wear a mask?
**[12:04] Rindou**
Oh, uh, because...
**[12:07] Rindou**
Wh-What?
**[12:08] Asagao**
This sound!
**[12:10] Asagao**
It's the sound of dinner!
**[12:13] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Time to eat.
**[12:13] Asagao**
Time to eat!
**[12:14] Sazanka**
Time to eat...
**[12:17] Tsubaki**
*So the mouth part comes off...*
**[12:19] Asagao**
Hey, Rindou. Do you eat a lot?
**[12:22] Asagao**
You don't have to finish all yours.
Especially fish, or meat.
**[12:27] Tsubaki**
Hey! Bad manners, Asagao.
**[12:30] Rindou**
Don't worry. I eat plenty.
**[12:32] Asagao**
Oh, okay...
**[12:35] Mokuren**
Tsubaki.
**[12:37] Mokuren**
Hi. This girl is Team Dog's transfer student?
**[12:41] Tsubaki**
Yes, this is Rindou.
**[12:43] Rindou**
Oh, um...
**[12:44] Mokuren**
I'm Mokuren. Team Monkey. Nice to meet you.
**[12:48] Rindou**
Uh, yeah.
**[12:50] Tsubaki**
Team Monkey is the medical team.
**[12:52] Rindou**
Is that so?
**[12:53] Mokuren**
You can bring your troubles
to me, not just your injuries.
**[12:57] Rindou**
Thank you.
**[12:59] Housenka**
Oh! Isn't that Rindou?
**[13:01] Kibushi**
We couldn't find you anywhere earlier!
**[13:04] Kibushi**
Are you good at hiding?
**[13:06] Housenka**
Where were you?
**[13:08] Hinagiku**
Why do you wear a mask even when you eat?
**[13:10] Tsubaki**
Hey, everyone!
**[13:14] Sazanka**
Enough yammering! I'm eating here.
**[13:17] Sazanka**
Could you go somewhere else?
**[13:18] Hinagiku/Kibushi/Housenka**
Huh?!
**[13:20] Kibushi**
What's with you?!
**[13:21] Housenka**
We just want to talk a bit!
**[13:22] Tsubaki**
Hey, hey.
**[13:24] Tsubaki**
A barrage of questions is
overwhelming for Rindou.
**[13:28] Tsubaki**
Please let things settle down first.
**[13:32] Hinagiku**
Fine, then.
**[13:33] Kibushi**
We'll wait until next time.
**[13:35] Housenka**
Phooey.
**[13:44] Rindou**
Uh, Sazanka.
**[13:48] Tsubaki**
Were you all right?
**[13:49] Rindou**
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
**[13:57] Asagao**
Wasn't dinner yummy, Rindou?
**[14:00] Rindou**
Yup.
**[14:01] Asagao**
I grew the pickled daikon
radish we had today.
**[14:04] Asagao**
I'm raising all sorts of other veggies, too.
**[14:07] Rindou**
Oh, really?
**[14:08] Asagao**
I'll show you around the fields tomorrow.
**[14:12] Asagao**
Oh, I know.
**[14:13] Asagao**
Hey, Tsubaki-chan.
**[14:15] ---**
Now that Rindou's come and all, today
let's bathe up in the mountains!
**[14:18] Tsubaki**
Good idea. Let's do that.
**[14:21] Rindou**
Up in the mountains?
**[14:32] Rindou**
Wow!
**[14:35] Asagao**
Yahoo!
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
Asagao! No leaping in. It's dangerous!
**[14:43] Asagao**
Big bath!
**[14:49] Rindou**
It's so warm.
**[14:51] Asagao**
Rindou, swim with me!
**[14:53] Asagao**
It's fun!
**[14:55] Rindou**
S-Sure! Later on.
**[14:58] Tsubaki**
This bath is spacious, but it's
far away, so we rarely come here.
**[15:03] Rindou**
It's not very close to the village.
**[15:09] Asagao**
Ninja art:
**[15:10] Asagao**
Squirt Gun!
**[15:13] Tsubaki**
Why you!
**[15:25] Rindou**
Um...
**[15:27] Tsubaki**
I swear, that Asagao.
**[15:29] Tsubaki**
Oh, Sazanka. Where are you going?
**[15:32] Sazanka**
Over to the hot section.
**[15:40] Tsubaki**
This water sure is great.
**[15:43] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[15:48] Tsubaki**
* Th-This might be my chance*
* to ask Rindou about men.*
**[15:54] Rindou**
This is fun.
**[15:55] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[15:56] Rindou**
I was raised as a boy in the village,
**[16:00] ---**
so I couldn't bathe with girls.
**[16:02] Rindou**
And I was too embarrassed
to get in with the boys.
**[16:06] Rindou**
So, it's fun getting to bathe
with everyone like this.
**[16:09] Tsubaki**
Well, good for—
**[16:12] Rindou**
But it looks like Sazanka doesn't like me.
**[16:15] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[16:17] Rindou**
She's so huffy with me.
**[16:18] Tsubaki**
Oh, that's—
**[16:19] Asagao**
She doesn't dislike you!
**[16:21] Asagao**
You see, Sazanka's shy around strangers.
**[16:24] Asagao**
Once she gets to know you,
she'll act totally conceited.
**[16:28] Rindou**
Is that so?
**[16:29] Tsubaki**
Yes. So, it'll be fine
once she's used to you.
**[16:33] Rindou**
Huh...
**[16:34] Tsubaki**
Want me to go get her?
**[16:36] Rindou**
N-No!
**[16:37] Rindou**
I'll go to her.
**[16:52] Rindou**
Sazanka.
**[16:53] Sazanka**
Wh-What?
**[16:54] Rindou**
Uh, I...
**[16:58] Rindou**
want to be friends with you!
**[17:01] Rindou**
I'm shy around strangers, *too*.
**[17:06] Sazanka**
Nobody ever said I was...
**[17:15] Rindou**
Tsubaki!
**[17:17] Rindou**
S-Sazanka is...!
**[17:23] Tsubaki**
Looks like the heat got to her.
**[17:28] Asagao**
What now? We could go call Team Monkey,
but it's so far away.
**[17:33] Tsubaki**
That's true.
**[17:35] Rindou**
Maybe she got stressed out because of me.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
No, I'm sure that's not it.
**[17:40] Rindou**
No, it's my fault.
**[17:42] Rindou**
I can tell, because I'm
shy around strangers, too.
**[17:45] Rindou**
And so...
**[17:50] Asagao**
You mean, you can use medical Jutsu, too?
**[17:53] Rindou**
I can't.
**[17:56] Rindou**
But...
**[18:03] Rindou**
I can summon.
**[18:04] Asagao**
Wow! What's that?!
**[18:07] Rindou**
Come Here Jutsu.
**[18:08] Asagao**
Come Here?
**[18:10] Rindou**
Mokuren.
**[18:10] Mokuren**
Y-Yes?
**[18:13] Rindou**
I want you... to heal Sazanka.
**[18:20] Sazanka**
Ouch!
**[18:23] Sazanka**
Be gentler!
**[18:26] Mokuren**
Sorry.
**[18:27] Tsubaki**
Shouldn't you be thanking her, Sazanka?!
**[18:29] Mokuren**
No, I just did my job. If you thank anyone...
**[18:34] Mokuren**
thank Rindou.
**[18:48] Sazanka**
Can't you move?
**[18:49] Rindou**
Summoning... tires me out.
**[19:06] Rindou**
Huh?
**[19:12] Tsubaki**
Hey! Sazanka!
**[19:13] Mokuren**
She's cute!
**[19:14] Asagao**
Wow!
**[19:15] Rindou**
G-Give it back!
**[19:22] Sazanka**
You can move just fine.
**[19:24] Tsubaki**
Rindou! Towel! Towel!
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
There we go.
**[19:30] Rindou**
I...
**[19:33] Rindou**
I'm shy about my face.
**[19:39] Sazanka**
It's weird to be more shy about
your face than about being naked!
**[19:45] Rindou**
Well, that's the way I feel.
**[19:48] Sazanka**
Ow.
**[19:49] Tsubaki**
Come on!
**[19:56] Sazanka**
Th-Thank you... Rindou.
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Sazanka is all better,
so why don't we get back in?
**[20:22] Mokuren**
Maybe I'll get in, too, then.
**[20:25] Asagao**
Yay! Let's all swim!
**[20:27] Sazanka**
You're so childish, Asagao.
**[20:30] Rindou**
I want to swim, too.
**[20:32] Asagao**
Then, let's have a race, Rindou!
**[20:34] Rindou**
S-Sure!
***SIGN*** Tiger
***SIGN*** Team Tiger
***SIGN*** Secret
base
**[22:11] Konoha**
All right, we're starting class.
**[22:14] Konoha**
Take your seats.
**[22:17] Konoha**
We'll start with a ninjutsu review.
**[22:20] Konoha**
Quiet down over there. And be seated.
**[22:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu**
Yes, ma'am!
**[22:27] Konoha**
First we have Transformation Jutsu.
**[22:32] Konoha**
Next is Copy Jutsu.
**[22:35] Konoha**
This would be Fire Style Jutsu.
**[22:39] Konoha**
Onward we go.
**[22:40] Higuruma**
Konoha-sensei!
Housenka says her stomach hurts!
**[22:44] Konoha**
She may go to the bathroom.
**[22:47] Konoha**
Let's continue.
**[22:49] Konoha**
Sleep Bell Jutsu.
**[22:51] Konoha**
Where the sound of a bell puts you to sleep.
**[22:54] Konoha**
Shadow Bind Jutsu.
**[22:56] Konoha**
You step on someone's shadow
to keep them from moving.
**[22:59] Konoha**
And, next...
**[23:02] Konoha**
Asagao.
**[23:04] Asagao**
I'm sorry.
**[23:07] Konoha**
Hang in there until lunch.
**[23:09] Konoha**
Loyalty Trance Jutsu.
**[23:11] Konoha**
Don't use this one irresponsibly.
**[23:14] Konoha**
Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
**[23:15] Konoha**
You're a bagworm before you know it.
**[23:19] Konoha**
The "whap" thing.
**[23:20] Konoha**
Well, this needs no explanation.
**[23:24] Konoha**
That's all. How many have you memorized?
**[23:26] student**
Three!
**[23:27] student**
I knew them all!
**[23:27] student**
Five!
**[23:29] Konoha**
See you next time, then.
**[23:31] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[23:31] student**
Huh?!
**[23:32] student**
No way!
**[23:32] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?!
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
Be sure to learn them by heart!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Rindou's Resolve
Late-Night Summons
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E7 - Rindou's Resolve / Late-Night Summons
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7ZWZ/rindous-resolve--late-night-summons)
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**[00:07] Rindou**
H-Here goes, um, Sazanka.
**[00:17] Rindou**
N-No! I can't take it off!
**[00:29] Rindou**
Okay.
**[00:32] Rindou**
*This* time.
**[00:35] Rindou**
No!
**[00:36] Rindou**
No!
**[00:37] Rindou**
No!
**[00:41] Rindou**
Wh-Whoops...
**[00:43] Rindou**
I'm still too shy!
***SIGN*** Rindou's Resolve
***SIGN*** Dog
**[02:30] Tsubaki**
What are you up to
first thing in the morning?
**[02:32] Sazanka**
W-Well, I thought I'd look at Rindou's face.
**[02:36] Tsubaki**
You can't just take it off without asking.
**[02:39] Tsubaki**
You know she's shy about
being seen without it.
**[02:42] Sazanka**
But!
**[02:42] Tsubaki**
No buts.
***SIGN*** Soy
Sauce
**[02:46] Sazanka**
What's the big deal, anyway?!
**[02:52] Sazanka**
And how long does she plan to wear a mask?!
**[02:56] Asagao**
Um...
**[02:57] Asagao**
See, Rindou is a shy person.
**[03:02] Sazanka**
What's with the "I'm so embarrassed"?!
**[03:04] Sazanka**
Over her cute face, of all things!
**[03:09] Asagao**
My fish!
**[03:11] Hinagiku**
Cute?
**[03:13] Kibushi**
What's wrong, Hinagiku?
**[03:13] Asagao**
Give back my fish!
**[03:15] Hinagiku**
Didn't Sazanka just say that Rindou's cute?
**[03:16] Sazanka**
Shut up. If you want to
blame someone, blame Rindou.
**[03:19] Kibushi**
Was she talking about that?
**[03:21] Oniyuri**
She was.
**[03:22] Hinagiku**
I knew it.
**[03:23] Kibushi**
But if she's cute, there's no reason
for her to wear a mask, is there?
**[03:28] Hinagiku**
That's very true.
**[03:30] Oniyuri**
You never know.
**[03:32] Oniyuri**
Sazanka isn't the type to just toss
around compliments like "cute."
**[03:40] Sazanka**
Why'd you call us out to a place like this?
**[03:43] Hinagiku**
So, is what you said earlier true?
**[03:48] Sazanka/Asagao**
Earlier?
**[03:50] Hinagiku**
You're so dense.
**[03:52] Hinagiku**
Weren't you saying that Rindou is cute?
**[03:55] Sazanka**
Oh, that?
**[03:57] Sazanka**
Well, who can say?
**[03:59] Asagao**
It's true!
**[04:00] Asagao**
I saw when we were bathing!
**[04:02] Asagao**
You don't need to engage with them.
**[04:07] Hinagiku**
Now that I've heard she's cute,
**[04:09] ---**
there's no way I'm *not* going to make sure.
**[04:12] Kibushi**
Mhm!
**[04:12] Hinagiku**
Right?
**[04:14] Sazanka**
What, then?
**[04:15] Hinagiku**
Listen, I want to take off Rindou's mask.
**[04:20] Hinagiku**
Care to help me?
**[04:22] Sazanka**
Oh yeah?
**[04:23] Asagao**
Don't do that! It's not good to force her!
**[04:26] Sazanka**
Asagao.
**[04:27] Asagao**
But...
**[04:29] Sazanka**
I'll give you my side dishes at dinner.
**[04:31] Sazanka**
Just do as I say.
**[04:34] Hinagiku**
Oh, I didn't think you'd be so into it.
**[04:37] Hinagiku**
You must have plenty of gripes about Rindou.
**[04:42] Sazanka**
Whatever. Just tell us the plan.
**[04:55] Rindou**
Maybe I did a bad thing.
**[04:58] Rindou**
Because I don't want my face being
seen, you got mad at Sazanka.
**[05:05] Tsubaki**
You don't need to worry about it.
**[05:08] Rindou**
But...
**[05:10] Tsubaki**
She probably wants lots of your
attention, but she's awkward.
**[05:16] Tsubaki**
She ends up going about it a bit childishly.
**[05:20] Tsubaki**
But you know, Rindou,
**[05:22] Tsubaki**
Sazanka is a very good, kind girl at heart.
**[05:27] Tsubaki**
So, there's no need to worry.
**[05:29] Rindou**
All right.
**[05:37] Rindou**
I'm stuck now.
**[05:39] Tsubaki**
You're very careful with your mask.
**[05:42] Tsubaki**
Looks like even the butterfly can tell.
**[05:44] Rindou**
The head of my last village gave me
this mask, on account of my shyness.
**[05:54] Rindou**
Thanks to the mask, I reached a
point where I could talk to people.
**[06:01] Tsubaki**
You've been with it ever
since you were little?
**[06:05] Rindou**
Yeah, but I... don't think
I can go on like this.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
You do it your way, Rindou.
**[06:14] ---**
No need to force things.
***SIGN*** Oh! The Profundities
of Ninjutsu
**[06:32] Rindou**
There, all done.
**[06:40] Rindou**
I want to fit in better with everyone.
**[06:55] Rindou**
I wonder if I can.
**[06:59] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Rindou!
**[07:02] Tsubaki**
I fell asleep on my precious day off!
**[07:05] Tsubaki**
I wanted to read!
**[07:06] Tsubaki**
Let's see, I think...
**[07:08] Tsubaki**
Huh?! How far had I gotten?!
**[07:10] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[07:12] Sazanka**
Emergency! It's Hinagiku!
**[07:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Here's the plan.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Emergency! Nee-sama!
**[07:21] (Flashback) Kibushi**
What's the matter, Sazanka?
**[07:23] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Hinagiku's pinned under a tree over there!
**[07:26] (Flashback) Kibushi**
Oh, my!
**[07:27] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Rindou, come with us to rescue her!
**[07:30] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Nee-sama, you go and get more help!
**[07:33] (Flashback) Kibushi**
Will do!
**[07:37] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
This way Tsubaki won't come,
**[07:39] (Flashback) ---**
so all that's left to do is remove
the unsuspecting Rindou's mask.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Well?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Flawless, isn't it?
**[07:47] (Flashback) Kibushi**
It's perfect, Hinagiku!
**[07:50] Oniyuri**
The more smoothly things go,
the more cautious you should be.
**[07:54] Kibushi**
You're so uptight, Oniyuri. It'll be fine.
**[07:57] Oniyuri**
Will it?
**[07:58] Hinagiku**
Here they come!
**[08:03] Hinagiku**
Now that I've heard she's cute,
there's no way I'm not going to make sure.
**[08:09] Rindou**
Hinagiku!
**[08:10] Rindou**
Huh?
**[08:12] Rindou**
I thought you were pinned under a tree.
**[08:16] Rindou**
What?! What?!
**[08:21] Hinagiku**
Too bad! It was a lie.
**[08:27] Hinagiku**
Sazanka has some issues
with you, so she helped me.
**[08:32] Hinagiku**
It was bribery for Asagao.
**[08:38] Hinagiku**
Now, let's take that mask off
before Tsubaki gets here.
**[08:44] Rindou/Tsubaki**
"Before Tsubaki gets here"?
**[08:46] Hinagiku**
Huh?
**[08:48] Tsubaki**
I'm already here.
**[08:50] Tsubaki**
Release!
**[09:04] Hinagiku**
No way!
**[09:06] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[09:07] Oniyuri**
Sorry.
**[09:08] Hinagiku**
You tricked me, Sazanka?!
**[09:11] Tsubaki**
Sazanka would never go along
with a plan like that.
**[09:14] Hinagiku**
Why not? Weren't you displeased with Rindou?!
**[09:19] Tsubaki**
I think you've probably got it wrong.
**[09:22] Hinagiku**
Wrong, how?
**[09:24] Tsubaki**
Sazanka messes with Rindou
because she likes her.
**[09:28] Tsubaki**
Right?
**[09:32] Sazanka**
Well, I don't dislike her.
**[09:35] Tsubaki**
I knew you were a good girl.
**[09:38] Asagao**
I figured it out from Sazanka's eye signals!
**[09:41] Tsubaki**
You're a good girl, too.
**[09:44] Tsubaki**
Stop right there!
**[09:48] Tsubaki**
What should we do with the bad girl?
**[09:50] Hinagiku**
D-Don't get so mad.
**[09:53] Hinagiku**
I-I just thought I'd get a
quick peek at Rindou's face.
**[09:58] Tsubaki**
Rindou is important to us.
**[10:01] Hinagiku**
I-I know that.
**[10:03] Tsubaki**
You can't do with her as you please!
**[10:05] Rindou**
Tsubaki, wait.
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
Rindou!
**[10:13] Hinagiku**
What?!
**[10:15] Rindou**
I'm sorry I caused trouble again.
**[10:19] Tsubaki**
It isn't your fault, Rindou.
**[10:22] Rindou**
No, this all started because I'm
embarrassed about showing my face.
**[10:28] Rindou**
But from now on...
**[10:35] Rindou**
I want to, little by little,
get used to not wearing the mask.
**[10:40] Rindou**
Um, thanks for giving me
this excuse, Hinagiku.
**[10:49] Tsubaki**
Hinagiku?
**[10:51] Hinagiku**
Hah!
**[10:52] Hinagiku**
Just when I was wondering
how cute your face could be!
**[10:56] Hinagiku**
Guess it's more ordinary than I expected!
**[10:58] Hinagiku**
What a letdown, huh?!
**[11:00] Kibushi**
Hinagiku...
**[11:05] Hinagiku**
You can just keep that mask on forever!
**[11:10] Rindou**
Um...
**[11:10] Kibushi**
Hinagiku's crying!
**[11:11] Sazanka**
Just ignore her, Rindou.
**[11:12] Oniyuri**
Poor thing. Are you okay?
**[11:13] Rindou**
Oh, but...
**[11:14] Kibushi**
You're a hundred, no,
a thousand times cuter.
**[11:19] ---**
So, don't cry.
**[11:20] Hinagiku**
I'm going home!
**[11:22] Oniyuri**
Yeah, let's go home.
**[11:24] Oniyuri**
Come on, stand up.
**[11:27] Kibushi**
There's a stone at your feet,
so watch your step.
**[11:30] Oniyuri**
Want to eat something sweet when we get back?
**[11:33] Sazanka**
Aren't you better off without the mask?
**[11:33] Oniyuri**
I think we have some mandarin oranges.
**[11:36] Rindou**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:36] Hinagiku**
I'll have some!
**[11:37] Asagao**
I think so, too!
**[11:38] Oniyuri**
All right.
**[11:39] Kibushi**
I'll peel them for you!
**[11:39] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[11:40] Tsubaki**
Please don't force yourself.
**[11:42] Rindou**
Thank you.
**[11:45] Rindou**
From now on, I'll try hard to get
used to not wearing the mask.
**[11:50] Rindou**
And so...
**[11:53] Rindou**
Sazanka, Asagao, Tsubaki.
**[11:56] Rindou**
Once again, here's hoping
for the best for us all.
**[12:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, of course!
**[12:02] Asagao**
I second that!
**[12:03] Sazanka**
What you said...
***SIGN*** Late-Night Summons
**[12:11] Sazanka/Asagao**
Ready, go!
**[12:18] Asagao**
See you there.
**[12:19] Sazanka**
Wait, you!
**[12:21] Asagao**
Not waiting.
**[12:24] Sazanka**
Take this!
**[12:28] Sazanka**
See you there!
**[12:30] Asagao**
No fair!
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
Rindou.
**[12:35] Tsubaki**
U-Um...
**[12:37] Rindou**
Something up?
**[12:39] Tsubaki**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[12:42] Tsubaki**
That is...
**[12:43] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are...
**[12:46] Rindou**
What?
**[12:47] Tsubaki**
Uh, it's not like I care
one way or the other...
**[12:52] Rindou**
Um, about what?
**[12:55] Tsubaki**
Well, wh-what are men like?!
**[12:59] Rindou**
What are they like?
**[13:04] Rindou**
Wh-What?
**[13:05] Tsubaki**
Tell me anything, please.
**[13:07] ---**
Anything, if it's about men!
**[13:17] Hana**
Tsubaki. Rindou.
**[13:19] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Yes, ma'am!
**[13:20] Tsubaki**
C-Can we help you?
**[13:22] Hana**
Both of you, come by my place tonight.
**[13:26] Hana**
Let no one discover you.
**[13:28] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Yes, ma'am.
**[13:30] Hana**
All right, good.
**[13:36] Tsubaki**
She startled me.
**[13:38] Rindou**
But what's this about?
**[13:39] Tsubaki**
It might be for a scolding,
**[13:41] ---**
since I carelessly tried to ask about men.
**[13:45] Rindou**
A scolding from Hana-sensei?
**[13:47] Tsubaki**
I-I'm sorry!
**[13:50] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[13:55] Sazanka**
What did Hana-sensei have to say?
**[13:57] Tsubaki**
Oh, uh...
**[13:59] Rindou**
She just came to check on us.
**[14:01] Tsubaki**
Right, right.
**[14:03] Tsubaki**
Oh, I was watching your ropewalk.
You were so quick!
**[14:06] Sazanka**
Is something wrong, Nee-sama?
**[14:09] ---**
You're acting funny.
**[14:10] Tsubaki**
N-No, nothing's wrong at all.
**[14:20] Tsubaki**
We got out without anyone noticing.
**[14:22] Rindou**
Yeah, probably.
**[14:25] Tsubaki**
To be safe, let's go through the
forest and approach from behind.
**[14:28] Rindou**
Okay.
**[14:33] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry. It's my fault
you got dragged into this.
**[14:38] Rindou**
Oh, don't worry about it.
**[14:41] Rindou**
But, a scolding from Hana-sensei, huh?
**[14:43] Rindou**
I wonder if it's as scary as I think.
**[14:47] Tsubaki**
I heard something once.
**[14:50] Tsubaki**
A student was summoned for a scolding,
**[14:53] ---**
and it was so frightening,
**[14:55] ---**
she didn't get out of bed for three days!
**[15:00] Rindou**
Let's be strong.
**[15:01] Tsubaki**
Yes, let's!
**[15:07] Sazanka**
Where are you going so late, Nee-sama?
**[15:10] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[15:11] Rindou**
But, weren't you asleep?
**[15:14] Sazanka**
That was a dummy.
**[15:16] Sazanka**
I was on alert because
something seemed fishy.
**[15:19] Sazanka**
You already have me...
**[15:20] Sazanka**
so where do you think you're going with
Rindou in the middle of the night?!
**[15:26] Rindou**
She's awfully mad.
**[15:28] Tsubaki**
For now, let's lose her!
**[15:30] Sazanka**
Stop!
**[15:35] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[15:37] Rindou**
Wouldn't it be better to calm her down first?
**[15:39] Tsubaki**
There's no assuaging Sazanka
when she like this.
**[15:48] Rindou**
Wonder if we gave her the slip.
**[15:51] Tsubaki**
Most likely.
**[15:52] Rindou**
Sazanka really does adore you.
**[15:56] Rindou**
Maybe to her, this looks like an elopement.
**[16:01] Tsubaki**
Elopement?!
**[16:04] Tsubaki**
*That thing men and women do?!*
**[16:07] Rindou**
Tsubaki, keep your voice down!
**[16:09] Sazanka**
Elopement?
**[16:12] Sazanka**
I don't know what that is, but it
must be what you're trying to do.
**[16:19] Sazanka**
I won't let you elopement!
**[16:22] Rindou**
Sazanka, that's not how you use the word!
**[16:25] Tsubaki**
You don't need to tell her that!
**[16:28] Tsubaki**
Rindou!
**[16:31] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Over here!
**[16:36] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[16:37] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
**[16:44] Rindou**
What did you do?
**[16:46] Tsubaki**
It's a sleep needle I got from Mokuren.
**[16:49] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[16:53] Tsubaki**
She won't wake up for a while,
**[16:55] ---**
so let's collect her on our way home.
**[16:57] Rindou**
Okay.
**[16:59] Tsubaki**
Tsubaki and Rindou reporting.
***SIGN*** A
k
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C
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s
**[17:05] Hana**
You seem tired.
**[17:08] Hana**
Did something happen?
**[17:09] Tsubaki**
N-No, ma'am. Nothing.
**[17:12] Hana**
All right.
**[17:25] Hana**
Rindou, have you gotten used to the village?
**[17:27] Rindou**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[17:29] Hana**
Looks like you're moving
closer to removing your mask.
**[17:32] Rindou**
Yes, one way or another.
**[17:35] Hana**
I think the two of you realize this,
**[17:39] Hana**
but exercise all due caution regarding men.
**[17:43] Hana**
Don't speak carelessly of
them in front of the others.
**[17:46] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[17:49] Hana**
Is there anything troubling you?
**[17:51] Rindou**
No, ma'am. Tsubaki treats me well,
and everyone is nice.
**[17:57] Hana**
I see.
**[17:59] Hana**
I've kept you long enough.
**[18:01] ---**
Go home and get some decent sleep.
**[18:03] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[18:04] Hana**
What is it?
**[18:05] Tsubaki**
N-Nothing, ma'am. I just thought there'd
be more than this to a summons.
**[18:10] Hana**
Such as?
**[18:11] Tsubaki**
N-Never mind! If there isn't, that's fine!
**[18:20] Rindou**
That was kind of a letdown.
**[18:22] Tsubaki**
Good thing, though.
I was sure the men thing—
**[18:25] Hana**
I forgot something, Tsubaki.
**[18:27] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[18:28] Hana**
This applies to Rindou, of course,
but look after the rest, as well.
**[18:33] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[18:34] Hana**
I have high hopes for you.
**[18:38] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am! I'll do my best!
**[18:43] Sazanka**
I found you, Nee-sama.
**[18:46] Tsubaki**
S-Sazanka!
**[18:48] Tsubaki**
No way. She shouldn't have woken up so soon.
**[18:57] Sazanka**
Didn't I tell you? Don't underestimate
how strongly I feel for...
**[19:07] Rindou**
She fell back asleep?
**[19:09] Hana**
What is Sazanka doing here?
**[19:11] Tsubaki**
As it turns out, she noticed us sneak out.
**[19:15] Tsubaki**
I put her to sleep on the way here, but...
**[19:19] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry.
**[19:21] Hana**
Well, I'll let it go this time.
Take her home.
**[19:25] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
Ayoomp.
**[19:27] Tsubaki**
She's completely out now.
**[19:29] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[19:31] Sazanka**
...sama...
**[19:34] Rindou**
Is she saying something?
**[19:35] Sazanka**
Please, you and Rindou had better not elo—
**[19:41] Hana**
What's wrong?
**[19:42] Tsubaki**
Oh!
**[19:43] Tsubaki/Rindou**
Nothing, ma'am!
**[19:44] Tsubaki**
Let's get going, Rindou!
**[19:46] Rindou**
Let's go, let's go!
**[19:47] Tsubaki**
If you'll excuse us!
**[19:53] Hana**
Well, I'm counting on you.
**[20:02] Rindou**
Sazanka noticed that you seemed
different than usual earlier today.
**[20:06] Tsubaki**
Sorry. I'm bad at covering stuff up.
**[20:12] Rindou**
No, this is all Sazanka.
**[20:15] Rindou**
She knows you well.
**[20:18] Tsubaki**
Be that as it may,
sneaking out in the night...
**[20:21] Tsubaki**
Bad girl.
**[20:22] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[20:26] Asagao**
You eat some more, too, Rindou.
***SIGN*** Dog
**[20:34] Tsubaki**
No, on second thought, everyone
in Team Dog's a good girl.
**[20:38] Rindou**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Team
Dragon
**[22:09] Asagao**
Somebody here is a bad girl!
**[22:12] Asagao**
Who ate my emergency stash?!
**[22:15] Asagao**
Fess up!
**[22:18] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?
**[22:19] Tsubaki**
No.
**[22:20] Asagao**
Rindou?
**[22:21] Rindou**
Not me.
**[22:22] Asagao**
I knew it was you, Sazanka!
**[22:24] Sazanka**
"Knew," nothing! I didn't do it!
**[22:26] Asagao**
Give back my potatoes!
**[22:29] Sazanka**
Of course I'm not going to eat those!
**[22:32] Tsubaki**
Now, now! Please calm down!
**[22:42] Tsubaki**
*Could it be Sazanka or Rindou?*
**[22:45] Tsubaki**
*No, no. I'm sure they're both good girls.*
**[22:55] Tsubaki**
*Someone got up.*
**[22:58] Tsubaki**
*She's eating the emergency food!*
**[23:00] Tsubaki**
*It's wrong to take what's not yours.*
**[23:03] ---**
*I've got to reprimand her!*
**[23:06] Tsubaki**
Who's the bad girl?!
**[23:12] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[23:19] Asagao**
Give back my stash!
**[23:23] Tsubaki**
A-Asagao...
**[23:27] Asagao**
Darn it.
**[23:32] Tsubaki**
*E-Everyone in Team Dog's a good girl...*
***SIGN*** Next time:
The Strongest Team
Nee-sama
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued.
# E8 - The Strongest Team | Nee-sama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU858G7/the-strongest-team--nee-sama)
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**[00:19] Dokudami**
We've come home.
***SIGN*** The Strongest Team
**[01:54] Asagao**
I wonder what's for lunch today.
**[01:59] Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Asagao!
**[02:02] Tsubaki**
Let's go eat!
**[02:03] Ume**
Hurry, hurry!
**[02:04] Itadori**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:07] Tsubaki**
What's going on?
**[02:09] Itadori**
I heard Dokudami and the others are back!
**[02:12] Tsubaki**
Team Boar?
**[02:13] Itadori**
Right now they're divvying up boar meat!
**[02:18] Asagao**
*Lunch... Meat...*
**[02:21] Asagao**
*Lunch. Meat.*
**[02:23] Asagao**
*Lunch! Meat!*
**[02:24] Asagao**
* Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!*
* Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!*
**[02:28] Asagao**
Meat!
**[02:31] Tsubaki**
A-Asagao!
**[02:35] Tsubaki**
Why don't we go, too?
**[02:37] Sazanka**
What about lunch?!
**[02:40] Tsubaki**
We'll do that after we
say hello to Team Boar.
**[02:43] Rindou**
Team Boar?
**[02:44] Tsubaki**
See? Rindou has yet to meet them.
**[02:47] Tsubaki**
Let's go.
**[02:50] Sazanka**
I don't mix well with them.
**[03:07] Dokudami**
Okay, come and get it!
**[03:09] Touwata**
We haven't had boar meat in a while!
**[03:12] Hasu**
I think I'll make some jerky.
**[03:14] Dokudami**
Sure, you do that!
**[03:17] Dokudami**
Team Tiger is tiny,
so I'll give you a biggish helping.
**[03:21] Ume**
Yay!
**[03:22] Fuki**
Much appreciated.
**[03:25] Dokudami**
Asagao is huge...
**[03:28] Dokudami**
so you get even more!
**[03:29] Asagao**
Dokudami, you're the best!
**[03:33] Tsubaki**
Team Boar is a very good-natured trio.
**[03:36] Rindou**
Oh, yeah?
**[03:37] Tsubaki**
And if nothing else, they're strong.
**[03:40] Tsubaki**
Dokudami wields a big club.
**[03:43] Tsubaki**
Aogiri's sword is so fast, you can't see it!
**[03:46] Tsubaki**
Shakuyaku is nimble, and accurate
at targeting weak points.
**[03:50] Tsubaki**
In terms of offensive strength,
they're probably the top team in Akane Class.
**[03:55] Rindou**
She said they came back.
**[03:57] Rindou**
Had they gone somewhere?
**[03:59] Tsubaki**
Yes. Those three have a particular weakness.
**[04:02] Tsubaki**
They were on a journey to overcome it.
**[04:07] Asagao**
Hey, Dokudami.
**[04:09] Asagao**
Since you're back,
does that mean you conquered it?
**[04:13] Dokudami**
Yeah, we nailed it.
**[04:17] Aogiri**
We came up with a secret technique.
**[04:19] Shakuyaku**
No worries, now.
**[04:20] Asagao**
Wow!
**[04:22] Dokudami**
Now we truly are the strongest team!
**[04:30] Tsubaki**
Oh! That's right.
**[04:32] Tsubaki**
There's a word that you must
never say to Team Boar.
**[04:36] Rindou**
A word you don't say?
**[04:39] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[04:40] Tsubaki**
If you *do* go and say it...
**[04:43] Asagao**
This is incredible, though.
**[04:45] Asagao**
How'd you bring down a big one like this?
**[04:48] Dokudami**
I can take down one like
this with a single swing!
**[04:52] Asagao**
Oh, yeah?
**[04:55] Asagao**
As always, you're stupid-strong!
**[04:58] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:00] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:02] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:03] Asagao**
Stupid-strong!
**[05:05] Asagao**
Stupid! Stupid!
**[05:07] Tsubaki**
And that word is—
**[05:10] Asagao**
Help me!
**[05:13] Dokudami**
You just had to say "stupid"!
**[05:15] Tsubaki**
Did you really say it?!
**[05:23] Asagao**
I didn't say "stupid"!
**[05:32] Aogiri**
You said it again.
**[05:37] Tsubaki**
Quickly! This way!
**[05:39] Asagao**
All I said was stupid-*strong*, you know!
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
Please hear us out, Dokudami!
**[05:48] Tsubaki**
Asagao didn't mean to—
**[05:58] Dokudami**
Being made fun of is the
one thing I can't stand.
**[06:01] Dokudami**
You know there's a price to pay!
**[06:06] Sazanka**
Let's just give them Asagao, Nee-sama!
**[06:08] Asagao**
I don't want you to desert me, you know!
**[06:17] Dokudami**
Move aside, Tsubaki.
**[06:23] Tsubaki**
I challenge you to a duel in Asagao's place.
**[06:28] Tsubaki**
How about at two o'clock
at the practice clearing?
**[06:32] Dokudami**
Huh... With you, Tsubaki?
**[06:35] Dokudami**
Interesting. I accept.
**[06:38] Dokudami**
So, then...
**[06:40] Dokudami**
Come and get your boar meat!
**[06:44] Dokudami**
Here you go.
**[06:45] Tsubaki**
Thank you very much.
**[06:48] Dokudami**
Sazanka, you better eat a bunch, too.
**[06:51] Dokudami**
I've never seen you before.
**[06:54] Tsubaki**
This is Rindou. She transferred
here from another village.
**[06:58] Dokudami**
Oh, yeah? Nice to meet you.
**[07:01] Rindou**
N-Nice to meet you, too...
**[07:05] Dokudami**
Then, I'll toss in a share for you, too.
**[07:08] Rindou**
Th-Thanks.
**[07:11] Tsubaki**
Team Boar likes to keep things
separate in their minds.
**[07:16] Rindou**
It makes them all the scarier.
**[07:19] Dokudami**
Okay, then.
**[07:20] Dokudami**
Might as well go say hi
to Sensei before the duel.
**[07:30] Sazanka**
Wh-What're you doing?!
Someone could get hurt!
**[07:34] Dokudami**
Sorry about that.
**[07:38] Dokudami**
Okay, see you later!
**[07:43] Sazanka**
What the heck?!
**[07:44] Sazanka**
Stupid Asagao!
**[07:45] Sazanka**
Causing trouble for Nee-sama!
**[07:47] Asagao**
Yeah, well...
**[07:49] Sazanka**
But well played, Nee-sama.
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** A
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C
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s
**[07:51] Sazanka**
We'll be fine, for now.
**[07:54] Tsubaki**
You can't be too careful.
**[07:56] Tsubaki**
I need to prepare.
**[07:57] Sazanka**
There's no point in that.
They'll never show up, you watch.
**[08:03] Rindou**
They won't? What do you mean?
**[08:05] Sazanka**
Didn't Nee-sama say so?
**[08:06] Sazanka**
They have a weakness.
**[08:09] Sazanka**
Nobody in Team Boar has
any sense of direction.
**[08:13] Sazanka**
Whatsoever.
**[08:17] Rindou**
S...
**[08:19] Rindou**
Sense of direction?
**[08:21] Sazanka**
Yup! They've never reached
where they're trying to go.
**[08:25] Sazanka**
And they'll never make
it to where the duel is.
**[08:28] Tsubaki**
I hope you're right.
**[08:30] Sazanka**
You'll be fine, Nee-sama!
**[08:32] Sazanka**
So let's dry some meat instead!
**[08:36] Asagao**
They'll come.
**[08:39] Asagao**
They said they have a sense of direction now.
**[08:50] Mokuren**
Hey!
**[08:53] Dokudami**
Oh, Mokuren! It's been a long time!
**[08:56] Mokuren**
That it has.
**[08:58] Mokuren**
I heard you're going to duel with Tsubaki.
**[09:01] Dokudami**
Yeah! Word travels fast.
**[09:04] Mokuren**
Don't hurt each other too badly!
**[09:09] Dokudami**
I can't guarantee that.
**[09:13] Dokudami**
The only thing I can do is go all out!
**[09:19] Mokuren**
I'll go make lots of salve.
**[09:22] Shakuyaku**
Dokudami, it's time.
**[09:25] Dokudami**
Oh? Okay.
**[09:27] Dokudami**
Well, we're off to the clearing,
**[09:31] Dokudami**
using the surefire secret technique
we worked out on our journey!
**[09:47] Sazanka**
L-Let's go home, Nee-sama!
You're going to get hurt!
**[09:51] Tsubaki**
I was the one who suggested it.
**[09:54] Tsubaki**
I'm not about to back down.
**[09:56] Sazanka**
But!
**[09:56] Tsubaki**
Besides...
**[09:58] Tsubaki**
I kind of look forward to
getting to fight Dokudami.
**[10:13] Mokuren**
Oh, there you are!
**[10:15] Tsubaki**
Mokuren...
**[10:16] Sazanka**
We thought you were them!
**[10:18] Mokuren**
Sorry! I had something to tell Tsubaki!
**[10:22] Tsubaki**
What is it?
**[10:23] Mokuren**
Well you see, Team Boar probably won't show.
**[10:28] Team Dog**
Huh?
**[10:29] Mokuren**
Or maybe more like, they can't.
**[10:33] Mokuren**
Looks like they still have
no sense of direction!
**[10:36] Asagao**
B-But, they said something
about some secret technique!
**[10:40] Mokuren**
Oh, that's probably...
**[10:52] Dokudami**
Right.
**[10:54] Dokudami**
This way!
**[10:56] Dokudami**
Yeah, let's go!
**[10:58] Aogiri**
They can't get away from us.
**[10:58] Mokuren**
Looks like they go whichever
way the club falls.
**[10:59] Shakuyaku**
It's kind of hard to walk.
**[11:01] Dokudami**
Just you wait, Tsubaki!
**[11:01] Aogiri**
Be careful. It might be a trap.
**[11:10] Rindou**
Is Team Boar...
**[11:15] Rindou**
stupid or something?
**[11:15] Sazanka**
They're stupid.
**[11:16] Asagao**
And how.
***SIGN*** Nee-sama
**[11:36] Rindou**
My face feels so bare.
**[11:39] Tsubaki**
You can't sleep?
**[11:42] Tsubaki**
Do you feel anxious without
your mask after all?
**[11:49] Rindou**
I'm slowly getting used to it, I guess.
**[11:53] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[11:56] Rindou**
Hey, why does Sazanka call you "Nee-sama"?
**[12:02] Rindou**
You can't actually be sisters.
**[12:07] Tsubaki**
All right, I'll talk about
the past until we get sleepy.
**[12:15] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
"Today we decide teams."
***SIGN*** Today we decide teams.
Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.
—Hana
**[12:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
"Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut."
**[12:22] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
So it says.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Itadori**
Decide teams?
***SIGN*** Today we decide teams.
Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.
—Hana
**[12:24] (Flashback) Ume**
What to do?
**[12:26] (Flashback) Itadori**
Want to go together?
**[12:27] (Flashback) Fuki**
Sure.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Mokuren**
What's wrong, Tsubaki?
**[12:30] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'm wondering why we need to
gather all the way up there.
**[12:32] Dokudami**
I'll be the first at the top!
**[12:36] (Flashback) Mokuren**
Well, won't we find out if we go?
**[12:47] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Would you like to go together?
**[12:53] (Flashback) Mokuren**
Sazanka is always by herself.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
You know how she is. Just leave her be.
**[13:00] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Tsubaki.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Want to race to the top?
**[13:07] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Fine by me.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
That decides it!
**[13:09] (Flashback) Touwata**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[13:11] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Hey, you. Start us off.
**[13:13] (Flashback) Touwata**
It's not "you," it's "Touwata"!
**[13:16] (Flashback) Touwata**
I'll do it, but I have some conditions.
**[13:18] (Flashback) Touwata**
Please let me be in the race, too.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Touwata**
And if I win, you'll train—
**[13:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Right, right. I'm cool with that.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Make it snappy.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Touwata**
All right, here goes.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Touwata**
Ready, start!
**[13:40] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
I'm winning this thing today!
**[13:43] (Flashback) Itadori**
Help!
**[13:48] (Flashback) Ume**
Somebody!
**[13:50] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki!
**[13:51] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
We're in a race!
**[13:52] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Please go on ahead!
**[13:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'll catch up!
**[14:01] (Flashback) Fuki**
I can't move.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
What happened?
**[14:03] (Flashback) Itadori**
Sazanka happened!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Ume**
Again!
**[14:07] Tsubaki**
Back then, Sazanka played pranks on
everyone, and was always causing trouble.
**[14:13] Rindou**
Huh.
**[14:15] Rindou**
That might not be so different from now.
**[14:20] Tsubaki**
Perhaps you're right.
**[14:22] Rindou**
And so?
**[14:24] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
And so, where's Sazanka?
**[14:26] (Flashback) Fuki**
She went that way.
**[14:31] (Flashback) Ume**
I hope I don't end up on her team.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Why do you feel that way?
**[14:41] (Flashback) Ume**
Because she's always doing such nasty things.
**[14:44] (Flashback) Itadori**
Like the other day.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Ume**
"It's your fault for
getting caught," she said!
**[14:58] (Flashback) Itadori**
She's mean!
**[15:01] (Flashback) Ume**
Fuki, don't cry.
**[15:03] (Flashback) Itadori**
It's okay. There's nothing
to be scared of now.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Ume**
We're here for you.
**[15:08] (Flashback) Fuki**
Mhm.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Ume**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Itadori**
There, there.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'll go look for her!
**[15:13] (Flashback) Ume**
Huh? What for?!
**[15:15] (Flashback) Itadori**
Forget about her!
**[15:16] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Hey! What about our race?!
**[15:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sazanka! Where are you?!
**[15:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Please answer!
**[15:26] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Great...
**[15:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
It's all slippery around here.
**[15:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
As soon as I said it!
**[15:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Good, this is where you—
**[15:47] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Are you here to scold me?
**[15:50] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Like always.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Well, yes and no.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Let's go.
**[16:03] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sazanka?
**[16:06] (Flashback) Sazanka**
No.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Why not?
**[16:10] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Won't we be assigned a team
when we get to the top?
**[16:14] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I don't want to be on anyone's team.
**[16:41] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I'm pretty sure you'll be on
a team, even if you stay here.
**[17:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
We're going!
**[17:21] (Flashback) Sazanka**
No! I don't wanna!
**[17:23] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Let go!
**[17:24] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Ow!
**[17:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Did you twist your ankle?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Put me down!
**[17:37] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Stop it! Put me down!
**[17:39] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Please don't struggle!
**[17:41] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Then put me down! Don't you hear me?!
**[17:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
You can't make it to the summit alone!
**[17:46] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I don't want to go!
**[17:48] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I can't stand you, Tsubaki!
**[17:50] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I can't stand... any of you!
**[18:01] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Th-That was close!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sorry about that.
**[18:09] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Let's get going.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Why do you dislike us? Me and the rest.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Well, none of you like me anyway.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Is that why you do things on
purpose to make us dislike you?
**[18:33] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
You could just be brave
and get along with us.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I don't know how...
**[18:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Well, I like you, Sazanka.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
That's the first step toward getting along.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Asagao**
Hey, whatcha doing?
**[19:01] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Asagao.
**[19:06] (Flashback) Asagao**
What happened to your feet?
**[19:09] (Flashback) Asagao**
You match, huh?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Touwata**
Beni-senpai, wait up!
**[19:21] (Flashback) Touwata**
Please start training!
**[19:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
If I feel like it.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Asagao**
We made it!
**[19:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
You're so helpful, Asagao!
**[19:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
And strong.
**[19:33] (Flashback) Asagao**
Aren't I?
**[19:35] (Flashback) Hana**
I see you hurt your legs.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Hana**
Go see Konoha later for treatment.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Sazanka**
S-Sensei!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Hana**
What is it, Sazanka?
**[19:46] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Well...
**[19:48] (Flashback) Sazanka**
I-I want to be on Tsubaki's team!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Sazanka**
B-Because I like her.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Sensei! I'd like that, too!
**[20:01] (Flashback) Hana**
We already have a way of deciding teams.
**[20:06] (Flashback) Hana**
Whomever you reach this summit
together with, they're your team.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Hana**
That's long been the custom.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Then...!
**[20:14] (Flashback) Hana**
Therefore, Tsubaki, Sazanka, Asagao,
**[20:20] (Flashback) Hana**
the three of you are now Team Dog.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am!
**[20:26] Tsubaki**
And that's how we came to be Team Dog.
**[20:30] Tsubaki**
And then, after that...
**[20:37] Tsubaki**
Maybe the story ran a little long.
**[20:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Hey, Sazanka. Did you know?
**[20:58] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
My name is Tsubaki.
**[21:01] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Yeah, I knew that.
**[21:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
"Tsubaki" and "Sazanka" are
in the same flower family.
**[21:08] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Does that make them sisters?
**[21:12] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I suppose it does!
**[21:15] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
I look forward to spending time with you!
**[21:25] (Flashback) Sazanka**
Me, too, Nee-sama.
**[23:01] (Flashback) Konoha**
We've decided down to Team Dog,
and that just leaves three girls.
**[23:10] (Flashback) Hana**
Where the heck are those last three,
and what are they doing?
**[23:16] (Flashback) Konoha**
It's practically a straight
path up the mountain.
**[23:19] (Flashback) Konoha**
Well, they're the last,
so that makes them Team Boar.
**[23:24] (Flashback) Shakuyaku**
If three of us happened to meet here...
**[23:27] (Flashback) Dokudami**
...it must mean we're going the right way!
**[23:30] (Flashback) Aogiri**
I'd say so.
**[23:32] (Flashback) Dokudami**
Good for us!
**[23:34] (Flashback) Shakuyaku**
Let's go.
**[23:35] (Flashback) Aogiri**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Next time:
Of Snakes and Men
What Defines Results
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E9 - Of Snakes and Men | What Defines Results
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U23201/of-snakes-and-men--what-defines-results)
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**[00:00] Itadori**
Stop!
**[00:02] Ume**
Stop! Stop!
**[00:04] Itadori**
Which way did it go?!
**[00:05] Ume**
Which way?! Which way?!
**[00:07] Itadori**
This way?!
**[00:08] Ume**
This way?
**[00:10] Itadori**
Down here!
**[00:11] Ume**
Down here?
**[00:14] Itadori**
Where did it go?!
**[00:16] Ume**
Where, where?
**[00:17] Tsubaki**
It's noisy for some reason.
**[00:20] Itadori**
In here?!
**[00:28] Ume**
Who're you?
**[00:30] Itadori**
Rindou?!
**[00:31] Itadori**
I've never seen your face!
**[00:33] Ume**
You're cute.
**[00:35] Fuki**
You took off your mask?
**[00:37] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[00:37] Ume**
Wow!
**[00:39] Tsubaki**
What were you three chasing?
**[00:42] Itadori**
Oh, that's right.
**[00:44] Itadori**
Hey, did you see a snake?
**[00:46] Tsubaki**
A snake?
**[00:47] Itadori**
One of Sensei's snakes!
**[00:49] Ume**
It was written on the signpost outside.
***SIGN*** Whoever catches
my snakes by lunchtime
gets more rice and side dishes
- Hana
**[00:52] Ume**
It said if you catch one by lunchtime,
your team gets extra side dishes!
**[00:57] Tsubaki**
Oh, that's why you were running around.
**[01:00] Itadori**
Yeah.
**[01:01] Ume**
Asagao and Sazanka saw one, too.
**[01:07] Ume**
Snake!
**[01:09] Fuki**
I can't move. Calm down.
**[01:15] Tsubaki**
So, this is one of them.
***SIGN*** Tofu
**[01:18] Tsubaki**
"Tofu"?
**[01:19] Itadori**
Oh, that's the one we were after!
**[01:22] Tsubaki**
Ahh, I get it.
**[01:24] Tsubaki**
The side dish you get more
of is written on them.
**[01:30] Tsubaki**
Here you go.
**[01:35] Ume**
I-In here.
**[01:37] Itadori**
Hooray!
**[01:41] Ume**
Yay! Tofu! Tofu!
**[01:44] Itadori**
Thanks!
**[01:45] Ume**
See ya!
**[01:47] Fuki**
We owe you one.
**[01:50] Ume**
Yes!
**[01:56] Tsubaki**
Why don't we go snake hunting, too?
**[01:59] Rindou**
Sure.
**[03:32] Rindou**
Side dishes, huh?
***SIGN*** Of Snakes and Men
**[03:33] Rindou**
I want some pickled veggies.
**[03:35] Tsubaki**
That sounds good.
**[03:37] Rindou**
What do you like, Tsubaki?
**[03:39] Tsubaki**
Let's see... What I like is—
**[03:42] Ajisai**
A man! It went that way!
**[03:44] Tsubaki**
Huh?!
**[03:49] Rindou**
Tsubaki, are you okay?
**[03:51] Benisumomo**
It's rare to see Tsubaki fall from a tree.
**[03:54] Tsubaki**
Wh-Where's the man?!
**[03:57] Benisumomo**
Oh, you mean that.
**[03:59] Ajisai**
Hold it, you man!
**[04:01] Kikyou/Uikyou**
You man!
**[04:03] Ajisai**
Get back here!
**[04:05] Benisumomo**
That's what they're calling the snake.
**[04:05] Ajisai**
You man!
**[04:08] Kikyou/Uikyou**
You man!
**[04:09] Benisumomo**
Snakes are creepy, so the thinking is,
**[04:13] Benisumomo**
maybe you'll feel more like
catching one if you call it a man.
**[04:18] Tsubaki**
Bad girls!
**[04:19] Tsubaki**
Playing around by making light of men again!
**[04:22] Tsubaki**
Sensei's going to be mad!
**[04:24] Benisumomo**
I'm not the one who came up with it.
**[04:27] Tsubaki**
Then, who did?!
**[04:30] Benisumomo**
Sazanka and Asagao.
**[04:34] Sazanka**
There it goes!
**[04:35] Sazanka**
That way!
**[04:41] Asagao**
Isn't it, like, way fast?
**[04:43] Sazanka**
Take a look at the writing.
**[04:45] Asagao**
Writing?
***SIGN*** Meat
**[04:47] Asagao**
Oh! Meat!
**[04:49] Sazanka**
Higher difficulty, for a good catch.
**[04:51] Asagao**
I'm motivated now!
**[04:54] Sazanka**
Yeah! If we catch it, I can
get Nee-sama to praise me!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[05:00] Sazanka**
Oh! Nee-sama!
**[05:02] Asagao**
Good timing! Catch that, Tsubaki-chan!
**[05:07] Tsubaki**
We might as well catch it.
**[05:09] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[05:11] Rindou**
My mask—
**[05:20] Asagao**
My meat!
**[05:21] Rindou**
Sorry. My mask's string
has been loose lately.
**[05:25] Asagao**
Darn it! That was the meat man!
**[05:29] Tsubaki**
"Man"?
**[05:31] Tsubaki**
I have something to say to
you two, regarding that.
**[05:35] Asagao**
But, the meat...
**[05:36] Tsubaki**
Never mind that.
**[05:38] Tsubaki**
Sit your butts down!
**[05:40] Asagao/Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:44] Tsubaki**
How many times have I told you not
to play around by making fun of men?!
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
I swear, no matter how many times
I say it, you two never learn!
**[05:54] Tsubaki**
You hear me? You learned
this in class too, right?
**[05:57] Tsubaki**
Men are horrible! Things to be feared!
**[05:59] Tsubaki**
Can you please explain to me
how it is that everything,
**[06:02] Tsubaki**
*every* single thing you learn in class
goes in one ear and out the other...
**[06:09] Tsubaki**
And so, be more careful from now on.
**[06:12] Tsubaki**
Understood?
**[06:13] Sazanka**
Yes, ma'am.
**[06:14] Asagao**
We were wrong.
**[06:16] Tsubaki**
Good, good.
**[06:18] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, can we go man—
**[06:20] Asagao**
Can we go snake hunting?
**[06:26] Tsubaki**
Go ahead.
**[06:29] Asagao**
Hooray!
**[06:29] Sazanka**
Let's go, Asagao!
**[06:31] Asagao**
Find that snake!
**[06:31] Tsubaki**
Those two...
**[06:33] Tsubaki**
Did they really learn their lesson?
**[06:35] Rindou**
Want to go, too?
**[06:37] Tsubaki**
Yes, let's.
**[06:39] Tsubaki**
Oh, but before that...
**[06:42] Tsubaki**
May I fix your mask string?
**[06:45] Rindou**
Really? I'd love that!
**[06:51] Rindou**
I appreciate it. I'm bad at that stuff.
**[06:54] Tsubaki**
No problem.
**[06:55] Tsubaki**
Those girls are such a handful, though.
**[06:58] Tsubaki**
Calling snakes "men."
**[07:00] Rindou**
Really.
**[07:07] Tsubaki**
Um...
**[07:09] Tsubaki**
Snakes and men aren't alike, right?
**[07:13] Rindou**
Huh?
**[07:15] Rindou**
Oh, that's right.
You've never seen a man.
**[07:19] Rindou**
They aren't alike at all.
**[07:21] Rindou**
Men are people, just like us.
**[07:24] Tsubaki**
Oh, yeah?!
**[07:25] Tsubaki**
O-Okay, so what are the differences
between men and women?
**[07:29] Rindou**
Let's see... I think lots of
men are taller than women.
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
Really?!
**[07:33] Rindou**
And they might have lots
of hair on their bodies.
**[07:36] Tsubaki**
Yeah?! Yeah?!
**[07:40] Rindou**
You're curious about men, Tsubaki.
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
O-Only a little bit, though.
**[07:47] Tsubaki**
But never mind. Here, I'm done.
**[07:50] Rindou**
That was quick.
**[07:51] Tsubaki**
Try it on.
**[07:52] Rindou**
Okay.
**[07:58] Rindou**
Wow, it doesn't shift at all!
**[08:00] Rindou**
Thanks.
**[08:01] Tsubaki**
I'm glad it's better.
**[08:03] Tsubaki**
Now, it's about time we hunted some snakes.
**[08:06] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[08:10] Tsubaki**
It's a relief, though.
**[08:13] Tsubaki**
That men are people, too.
**[08:15] Tsubaki**
And yet, the whole snake thing...
**[08:17] Rindou**
Oh, but...
**[08:19] Rindou**
Ding-a-lings are maybe a little like snakes.
**[08:22] Tsubaki**
Eh?
**[08:23] Tsubaki**
Ding...?
**[08:24] (Flashback) Everyone**
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:37] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:38] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[08:40] Rindou**
Oh, Sazanka and Asagao.
**[08:42] Asagao**
It went your way!
**[08:44] Rindou**
There it is!
**[08:45] Sazanka**
Please catch it!
**[08:46] Rindou**
I'll do it!
**[08:48] Rindou**
I messed up before, but *this* time I'll—
**[08:55] Rindou**
I tried... too hard.
**[08:58] Asagao**
Rindou, you dummy!
**[08:59] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan! It's all you!
**[09:07] Asagao**
* Men have something like*
* that between their legs?*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:12] Asagao**
*Between their legs...*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:14] Asagao**
*This?!*
**[09:15] Asagao**
*I feel so embarrassed!*
**[09:17] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[09:19] Tsubaki**
*I have to get a grip!*
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*That is a snake, not a man's...*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
*Snake!*
***SIGN*** Meat
**[09:27] Tsubaki**
*Right, a snake.*
**[09:29] Tsubaki**
*Okay!*
**[09:30] Tsubaki**
*Bring it on, sna—*
**[09:31] Asagao**
Don't let that *man* get away!
**[09:35] Tsubaki**
M—
**[09:42] Sazanka**
Stupid!
**[09:43] Asagao**
Oh.
**[09:44] Asagao**
I-I was wrong, Tsubaki-chan!
I didn't mean to say "man."
**[09:48] Asagao**
It just slipped out.
**[09:50] Sazanka**
That's not much of an excuse.
**[09:53] Asagao**
U-Um...
**[09:59] Asagao**
Her face is bright red!
What now? She's super-pissed!
**[10:03] Sazanka**
I-It's your fault. Do something!
**[10:06] Asagao**
Y-Yeah, but what?!
**[10:08] Sazanka**
Think of something yourself!
**[10:10] Ajisai**
Yes!
**[10:12] Ajisai**
I caught a man!
**[10:15] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Aww, lucky you.
**[10:20] Asagao**
She's even angrier!
**[10:22] Asagao**
What do we do?!
**[10:24] Asagao**
Forgive me, Tsubaki-chan!
**[10:26] Sazanka**
Don't be angry, Nee-sama!
I'm begging you!
**[10:29] Rindou**
*I don't think...*
**[10:29] Sazanka**
We won't say "man" anymore!
**[10:30] Rindou**
*...she's actually angry.*
***SIGN*** What Defines Results
***SIGN*** Food
**[10:37] Asagao**
Let's see... This isn't it.
**[10:40] Asagao**
Huh? That's weird.
I thought I put it in here.
**[10:45] Tsubaki**
Asagao, we need to hurry and go.
**[10:48] Asagao**
Hold on!
**[10:50] Tsubaki**
All the other teams have left already.
**[10:53] Asagao**
I just need a little longer!
**[10:58] Tsubaki**
Great...
**[10:59] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[11:01] Rindou**
I just realized...
I've never seen Team Rooster.
**[11:05] Tsubaki**
Oh, that's right. You have yet to meet them.
**[11:10] Asagao**
Sorry for the delay!
**[11:14] Tsubaki**
Team Rooster has been sequestered
in the mountains for a while now.
**[11:18] Rindou**
Oh, is that so?
**[11:20] Asagao**
And so...
**[11:20] Rindou**
Does that mean they're training?
**[11:21] Asagao**
Hey, are you listening to me?
**[11:24] Sazanka**
I'm listening.
**[11:25] Tsubaki**
I suppose it's for the sake of training.
**[11:25] Asagao**
Hey, are you actually listening?
**[11:27] Sazanka**
I am, I am.
**[11:28] Asagao**
Really?
**[11:29] Sazanka**
What is it already?
**[11:30] Asagao**
Well, it's about the meat.
**[11:31] Tanpopo/Azami**
Hey.
**[11:39] Sazanka**
Who're they?
**[11:41] Tsubaki**
Are you from another village?
**[11:44] Tanpopo**
Whoa, seriously?
**[11:45] Azami**
She hasn't picked up on it.
**[11:48] Sumire**
Hey, you two.
**[11:50] Sumire**
I know you haven't been to the village
in a while, but don't be in such a hurry.
**[11:55] Tsubaki**
Sumire!
**[11:56] Sumire**
Hi. Been a long time, Tsubaki.
**[11:59] Tsubaki**
That it has.
**[12:01] Sazanka**
Which means...
**[12:03] Asagao**
These two...
**[12:05] Sumire**
Yeah. They're Tanpopo and Azami.
**[12:07] Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?!
**[12:11] Sumire**
By the way, who's that?
**[12:12] Tsubaki**
This is Rindou.
**[12:14] Tsubaki**
A new member of Team Dog,
from another village.
**[12:18] Sumire**
I see.
**[12:19] Sumire**
I'm Sumire, leader of Team Rooster.
**[12:22] Rindou**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[12:24] Tsubaki**
You sure have changed, though.
**[12:26] Tanpopo**
Don't stare like that.
**[12:28] Azami**
It's embarrassing.
**[12:29] Sumire**
Those are the results of our mountain living.
**[12:32] Sumire**
Seems like these two finally get it.
**[12:35] Tanpopo**
Mhm.
**[12:36] Azami**
That's right.
**[12:38] Sumire**
Next is... saying hello to Sensei.
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•Greet Sensei
**[12:43] Sumire**
I'll go do that briefly, so you
two can stay here and chat.
**[12:46] Tanpopo**
Yes, ma'am.
**[12:47] Azami**
We'll be waiting.
**[12:49] Sumire**
Okay, see you.
**[12:57] Asagao**
Are you really Tanpopo and Azami?
**[12:59] Sazanka**
I couldn't tell, at first.
**[13:03] Tsubaki**
These two were undisciplined,
so Sumire got mad,
**[13:07] Tsubaki**
and took them up into the mountains
to retrain their minds.
**[13:10] Rindou**
Huh...
**[13:12] Rindou**
What were you two like before?
**[13:17] Tanpopo/Azami**
What were we like?
**[13:23] Tanpopo**
We were like this!
**[13:25] Azami**
Yay!
**[13:27] Rindou**
Say wha?
**[13:28] Tanpopo**
Like, we'd totally had it with mountain life.
**[13:32] Azami**
It was fun for a while, y'know.
**[13:34] Azami**
Didn't have to go to class n'such.
**[13:36] Tanpopo**
But y'know, you start
missin' the village food!
**[13:40] Azami**
The village rules!
**[13:42] Tanpopo**
And so, we pretended to
be all reformed and junk.
**[13:45] Azami**
And we fooled Sumire-chi.
**[13:48] Azami**
Now we're home!
**[13:49] Tanpopo/Azami**
Yay!
**[13:55] Sazanka**
Well, I figured it was something like that.
**[13:58] Tanpopo**
Good ol' Sazanka, sharp as a tack!
**[14:01] Azami**
Hey. That mask is the cutest, Rindo-chi.
**[14:05] Rindou**
Th-Thanks.
**[14:06] Tanpopo**
Check it out!
**[14:08] Tanpopo**
We brought back a super extra-large
boatload of souvenirs.
**[14:12] Tanpopo**
We've just *got* to celebrate our return!
**[14:16] Azami/Tanpopo**
Yay!
**[14:17] Asagao**
Whoo!
**[14:19] Asagao**
Whoo, whoo, whoo-whoo!
**[14:27] Asagao**
This's good!
**[14:29] Sazanka**
Hey, won't there be trouble
if Sumire finds out?
**[14:32] Tanpopo**
No worries. She won't be back for a while.
**[14:36] Azami**
She was sayin' she had a
ton of stuff to report.
**[14:39] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi is sooo serious,
she does everything according to a plan.
**[14:43] Azami**
Sure does!
**[14:46] Tsubaki**
Things must be difficult for serious Sumire.
**[14:49] Rindou**
These two are kind of amazing.
**[14:58] Tsubaki**
*There's some presence.*
**[15:02] Tanpopo**
Won't we be back in the hills
if she *does* find out?
**[15:08] Azami**
That's the ticket.
**[15:09] Tanpopo**
What a kicker that would be.
**[15:11] Azami**
Totes bad news.
**[15:18] Tsubaki**
*She's here!*
**[15:19] Tsubaki**
*Sumire's ninjutsu specialty, Invisibility!*
**[15:23] Tanpopo**
Well, she'll never find out.
**[15:26] Azami**
You said it!
**[15:27] Tanpopo**
What a laugh!
**[15:28] Azami**
Well said!
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
*Sh-She knows all about it, you two!*
**[15:34] Sumire**
*I figured it was something like this.*
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•
•Greet Sensei
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•Final confirmation
•Greet Sensei
**[15:37] Sumire**
* They thought I'd stick to the*
* plan, so they got careless.*
**[15:40] Tanpopo**
But y'know, Sumire-chi is so totally uptight.
**[15:45] Azami**
She'd do better to go more with the flow.
**[15:47] Tanpopo**
I so get that!
**[15:49] Azami**
Aren't there times when
she's stiff as a statue?
**[15:50] Tsubaki**
* Uh-oh! I bet she's planning*
* some kind of punishment!*
**[15:51] Tanpopo**
Oh, yeah. All the time!
**[15:55] Tsubaki**
H-Hey! Sumire might come back
anytime, so we should—
**[15:59] Tanpopo**
We'll be fine.
**[16:01] Azami**
She's so serious, I'm sure she's
takin' her time with hellos.
**[16:06] Tanpopo**
I have just returned home.
**[16:08] Azami**
She'd do that! Too funny!
**[16:14] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi's also way strict with training.
**[16:17] Tanpopo**
Waterfall training's cold!
**[16:19] Azami**
It really was no joke.
She was such a witch then.
**[16:23] Tanpopo**
And Sumire-chi's cooking is super yuck.
**[16:26] Azami**
Oh, that Chinese herb stuff, or whatever?
**[16:29] Tanpopo**
Yeah, that. No more for me, thanks.
**[16:31] Sumire**
*They really are...*
**[16:32] Azami**
What is it? Medicine? It stinks.
**[16:33] Sumire**
* They're going to get some*
* serious rehabilitation!*
**[16:35] Tanpopo**
It does. I bet it's not even food.
***SIGN*** •Breakfast
•Reach Akane Class
•Final confirmation
•Greet Sensei
•MOUNTAIN TRAINING
•Waterfall training •Chopping firewood
•Lockstep from hell
•Shuriken throwing •Jump-roping
•Endless Koppo •Torture
•Rope-tying •Fasting
•Turtle Walking to the limit
**[16:37] Sumire**
*It'll be the deluxe mountain training course!*
**[16:44] Sumire**
*They really can't stand me, though.*
**[16:48] Sumire**
* But of course, to them,*
* I'm a nagging upperclassman.*
**[16:54] Sumire**
*But that has nothing to do with this.*
**[16:57] Sumire**
* I will do what I must,*
* as the leader of Team Rooster!*
**[17:04] Tsubaki**
H-Hey, how about her good points?
**[17:07] Tanpopo/Azami**
Huh?
**[17:07] Tsubaki**
Could you two tell us what you
think are Sumire's good points?
**[17:12] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi's good points?
**[17:23] Sumire**
*I guess there aren't any.*
**[17:25] Sumire**
*What am I doing, getting my hopes up?*
**[17:27] Tanpopo**
Okay...
**[17:30] Tanpopo/Azami**
You wanna know?
**[17:33] Tsubaki**
Yes, by all means!
**[17:35] Tanpopo**
First off, she's kind!
**[17:37] Azami**
Yeah! She goes and gets things
ready for training and such.
**[17:42] Tanpopo**
If you have a fever, she's super devoted!
**[17:44] Tanpopo**
And she wipes away your sweat.
**[17:46] Azami**
She's not choosy, either.
Talk about great!
**[17:49] Tanpopo**
Also, she's cute, yeah?
**[17:51] Azami**
Yeah, she's cute.
**[17:52] Tanpopo**
And reliable, in her own way.
**[17:54] Azami**
And when she gets mad,
isn't it for our own good?
**[17:58] Tanpopo**
It sure is!
**[18:00] Azami**
Isn't that the best, being cute and reliable?
**[18:03] Tanpopo**
The best! Sumire-chi's super cool!
**[18:07] Rindou**
You two like Sumire-chan, don't you?
**[18:11] Tanpopo**
Huh? What're you sayin'?
**[18:13] Azami**
Did you seriously say that?
**[18:17] Tanpopo**
We love her!
**[18:20] Azami**
And we totally respect her!
**[18:24] Tanpopo**
Also, also, Sumire-chi may not look it, but—
**[18:33] Sumire**
Hi, girls.
**[18:35] Tanpopo/Azami**
Huh?!
**[18:36] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi! Why're you here?!
**[18:38] Azami**
Have you been listening in?!
That's not fair, y'know!
**[18:42] Tanpopo**
This is, you know, one of them things.
**[18:44] Azami**
We were just showin'
Rindou how we used to be.
**[18:48] Sumire**
I heard it all, from the start.
**[18:52] Tanpopo**
Sumire-chi, no more mountain training. Cool?
**[18:55] Azami**
It's out of style these days.
**[18:58] Sumire**
Say what you like, but I'm team leader.
**[19:01] Sumire**
The schedule is the schedule.
You're going to stick to it.
**[19:05] Sumire**
And so, first...
**[19:09] Sumire**
You two will say hello to Sensei,
then eat, and take a bath.
**[19:14] Sumire**
Right?
***SIGN*** •Bath
•Food
**[19:22] Sumire**
Come on, let's go.
**[19:27] Tanpopo/Azami**
Sumire-chi...
**[19:30] Tanpopo**
It's super creepy when you're too kind.
**[19:33] Tanpopo**
Yeah. It's kinda scary.
**[19:35] Tanpopo**
Or even horrifying.
**[19:38] Tanpopo/Azami**
Not your thing.
**[19:42] Sumire**
You'll eat, take a bath,
then back into the mountains!
**[19:45] Azami**
Anything but that!
**[19:46] Tanpopo**
Although that sounds more
like you, Sumire-chi!
**[19:49] Sumire**
Then, you'll have no objections.
**[19:49] Rindou**
Must be hard, being on Team Rooster.
**[19:50] Azami**
No, wrong! Those're two different things!
**[19:54] Tanpopo**
**[19:54] Tsubaki**
I'd say so.
**[19:55] Azami**
**[21:31] Tanpopo**
I'm totally wiped again today.
**[21:34] Azami**
"Totally" is right.
Sumire-chi's training is too hard.
**[21:38] Azami**
And her lectures are too long.
**[21:39] Azami**
She'll all relentless and junk.
**[21:41] Tanpopo**
Too true. Like, demon lord level ruthless.
**[21:45] Azami**
But now and then, she'll flip and
turn into Princess Forehead Veins.
**[21:50] Tanpopo**
I know, right?
**[21:52] Azami**
In fact, when that happens,
*I* get all worried about *her*.
**[21:55] Tanpopo**
I so get that.
Makes me worry just thinkin' about it.
**[21:59] Azami**
And that thing today wasn't right!
*So* not fair!
**[22:03] Tanpopo**
That one thing, right? Lockstep...
**[22:06] Azami**
Lockstep from hell.
**[22:08] Tanpopo/Azami**
Totally don't get it.
**[22:10] Azami**
She made us walk so much, my legs are done.
**[22:13] Tanpopo**
My legs are DOA, too.
**[22:15] Azami**
And hey, doesn't the name of Sumire-chi's
crash course program totally suck?
**[22:20] Tanpopo**
For real, though.
**[22:21] Azami**
What was it again? Turtle Walk...
**[22:24] Tanpopo**
Turtle Walk to the limit!
**[22:25] Azami**
That one!
**[22:27] Tanpopo/Azami**
No flair!
**[22:29] Azami**
I totally broke a nail on that one.
**[22:31] Tanpopo**
I saw, I so saw. You totally did!
**[22:34] Azami**
Sucks.
**[22:35] Tanpopo/Azami**
Sucks to the max, downer-towner.
**[22:39] Tanpopo**
Hey, check this out.
**[22:40] Tanpopo**
I got so bored, so I totally decked it.
Isn't it adorbs?
**[22:43] Azami**
Ooh, noice! It's cute but powerful.
**[22:46] Azami**
But if Sumire-chi finds it,
she might go witch-mode again.
**[22:50] Tanpopo**
She could. But if we don't do this stuff,
mountain life'd be the pits.
**[22:55] Azami**
That's true. It'll get worse than
we can bear—off the charts.
**[22:59] Tanpopo**
For that matter, don't you worry
the mighty golden age of our youth
**[23:02] Tanpopo**
could just fade away up here
in the mountains like this?
**[23:07] Azami**
Hold on! That'll never happen!
**[23:09] Tanpopo**
Huh?
**[23:10] Azami**
As long our Team Rooster
trio has each other,
**[23:12] Azami**
we'll just have to live it up,
even up here in the deserted mountains!
**[23:15] Azami**
Spread our wings and fly!
**[23:17] Tanpopo**
I'll say! We've already got it made!
**[23:21] both**
Team Rooster! BFFs for life!
Forever indestructible!
**[23:25] Azami**
Sumire-chi'll be back in
a jiff, but before that!
**[23:29] Tanpopo**
Might as well dance?
**[23:30] both**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Next time:
A Team Leader's Troubles
Favors and Debts
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E10 - A Team Leader's Troubles | Favors and Debts
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN5N4E/a-team-leaders-troubles--favors-and-debts)
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**[00:00] Tachiaoi**
Ayoomp.
**[00:02] Tsubaki**
Thanks for your hard work, Tachiaoi.
**[00:05] Tachiaoi**
Sure, same goes for you two.
**[00:05] Tachiaoi**
*Lately I've been worried about something.*
**[00:09] Tachiaoi**
*Am I really cut out to be Team Rat's leader?*
**[00:14] Hagi/Higuruma**
Tachiaoi!
**[00:18] Tachiaoi**
Let's see...
**[00:19] Tachiaoi**
Well, what will do we today?
**[00:22] Higuruma**
I wanna go catch food!
**[00:24] Tachiaoi**
Food, huh? And you, Hagi?
**[00:26] Hagi**
That's fine by me.
**[00:28] Tachiaoi**
Okay, we'll go search for—
**[00:30] Higuruma**
Cool! Let's catch another wild boar!
**[00:33] Higuruma**
Even bigger than the one the other day!
**[00:35] Tachiaoi**
No, Higuruma, that's...
**[00:37] Hagi**
A boar's out of the question.
**[00:40] Hagi**
We got the last one because
it was caught in a trap,
**[00:43] Hagi**
but we haven't set any today.
**[00:45] Higuruma**
No worries! We can do it without a trap.
**[00:48] Hagi**
Forget about it.
**[00:50] Hagi**
If we get into a fight with a boar,
we'll get bitten, charged at, and trampled.
**[00:56] Hagi**
We'll wind up dead.
**[00:58] Higuruma**
You think too negatively, Hagi.
**[01:01] Higuruma**
If it charges at you, just dodge.
**[01:04] Hagi**
You're not serious enough, Higuruma.
**[01:06] Hagi**
For food, let's be safe and pick fruit.
**[01:09] Higuruma**
Aww, but don't you want to eat meat?
**[01:12] Hagi**
Not if I'm dead.
**[01:14] Hagi/Higuruma**
What do we do, Tachiaoi?
**[01:18] Tachiaoi**
U-Um...
***SIGN*** A Team Leader's Troubles
**[02:53] Higuruma**
Yahoo!
**[03:03] (Flashback) Hagi/Higuruma**
What do we do, Tachiaoi?
**[03:06] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
U-Um...
**[03:09] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
Let's see...
**[03:11] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
We'll set a boar trap,
then safely gather fruit.
**[03:16] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
If a rabbit or something
shows up, we'll catch it!
**[03:18] (Flashback) Tachiaoi**
What do you think...?
**[03:20] (Flashback) Higuruma**
Okay, that works.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Hagi**
That's fine by me.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Higuruma**
Okay, let's head out!
**[03:25] (Flashback) Hagi**
Be safe and look around first, Higuruma.
**[03:30] Tachiaoi**
*I'm not very leader-like.*
**[03:34] Tachiaoi**
*All I ever do is tweak* their *ideas.*
**[03:38] Tachiaoi**
* I've got to truly lead this*
* team, for their sake, as well.*
**[03:42] Tachiaoi**
*But how do I do it?*
**[03:44] Higuruma**
Hey! Hey!
**[03:46] Higuruma**
Want to take a shortcut?
**[03:48] Hagi**
Shortcut?
**[03:50] Higuruma**
If we climb this cliff, it's right there.
**[03:53] Hagi**
H-Huh?!
**[03:55] Hagi**
It's dangerous. Look how
rocky it is. We'll die!
**[04:01] Hagi**
Let's just take the path below instead.
**[04:04] Higuruma**
But that'll take a long time.
**[04:07] Higuruma**
And it could rain if we don't hurry.
**[04:09] Hagi**
But slow and steady wins the race.
**[04:12] Hagi**
If it starts raining, we
could slip and get hurt,
**[04:15] Hagi**
and it'll be too cold to get up.
**[04:17] Hagi**
Nobody will find us, winter will
set in, and we'll freeze to death.
**[04:23] Higuruma**
We'll be fine if we climb up before all that!
**[04:26] Hagi**
We won't be fine. This is a foolish plan.
**[04:29] Hagi/Higuruma**
What do we do, Tachiaoi?
**[04:33] Tachiaoi**
W-Well, we could sort of run
quickly along the lower path.
**[04:39] Tachiaoi**
How's that sound?
**[04:41] Higuruma**
Okay, we'll do that.
**[04:43] Higuruma**
Hagi, let's race!
**[04:45] Hagi**
But there's a tripping hazard.
**[04:49] Sazanka**
Hey, Nee-sama!
**[04:51] Sazanka**
What are we doing this afternoon?
**[04:53] Sazanka**
I want to take it easy!
**[04:56] Asagao**
I want to fish! Let's catch dinner!
**[04:59] Sazanka**
Then we'll kick back while fishing.
**[05:01] Asagao**
That's the ticket!
**[05:02] Asagao**
What'll we fish for?
**[05:03] Sazanka**
Big ones, of course.
**[05:06] Asagao**
I'll land the biggest!
**[05:08] Tsubaki**
None of that!
**[05:09] Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?
**[05:10] Tsubaki**
Today is teamwork training.
**[05:12] Sazanka/Asagao**
Aww!
**[05:14] Tsubaki**
It's for overcoming your weak points.
**[05:17] Tsubaki**
What do we say?
**[05:18] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yes, ma'am...
**[05:20] Rindou**
Even though they're perfectly
in tune at times like this.
**[05:23] Tsubaki**
Yeah, really.
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
Come on, let's go.
**[05:26] Sazanka**
Don't leave me behind, Nee-sama!
**[05:27] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan!
**[05:29] Tachiaoi**
*Wow! That's so... leader-like!*
**[05:34] Tachiaoi**
*If I were to lead the team like that...*
**[05:37] Tachiaoi**
*Yeah!*
**[05:38] Hagi**
Tachiaoi?
**[05:40] Higuruma**
What's up?
**[05:42] Tachiaoi**
Change of plans.
**[05:44] Hagi/Higuruma**
Huh?
**[05:46] Tachiaoi**
We're going to do shuriken practice!
**[05:51] Tachiaoi**
I-It's to overcome our weak points!
**[05:53] Higuruma**
I'm not bad at using shuriken.
**[05:56] Hagi**
Was it a weak point of yours, Tachiaoi?
**[06:00] Tachiaoi**
A-Anyway, we're doing it!
**[06:02] Hagi**
Sure, okay.
**[06:03] Higuruma**
Got it!
**[06:05] Tachiaoi**
Okay, then, run to the training ground!
**[06:09] Higuruma**
Yay!
**[06:09] Hagi**
Uh, hey, Tachiaoi...
**[06:12] Tachiaoi**
Follow me!
**[06:27] Tachiaoi**
There. Now, let's begin!
**[06:29] Hagi**
H-Hold on, Tachiaoi!
**[06:32] Hagi**
Wh-Where are the shuriken?
**[06:34] Tachiaoi**
Huh?
**[06:35] Hagi**
We didn't bring any.
**[06:37] Higuruma**
That's true, come to think of it!
**[06:40] Hagi**
I tried to tell you, but you took off.
**[06:44] Higuruma**
Well, what can you do?
Might as well go catch a boar!
**[06:47] Hagi**
I told you, it won't work.
**[06:48] Tachiaoi**
Jutsu.
**[06:50] Tachiaoi**
We're going to practice Jutsu!
**[06:54] Higuruma**
Okay.
**[06:54] Hagi**
F-Fine.
**[06:56] Higuruma**
Which Jutsu?
**[06:57] Tachiaoi**
U-Um, whichever ones we're each bad at.
**[07:02] Hagi**
Oh, a rabbit.
**[07:03] Higuruma**
Hey, meat! Let's catch it!
**[07:06] Hagi**
We'll just get tired if
we blindly chase after it.
**[07:10] Higuruma**
Look, it hasn't noticed us!
**[07:12] Hagi**
It'll run off, once we get close.
**[07:15] Tachiaoi**
Don't get distracted!
**[07:18] Tachiaoi**
Fire Style.
**[07:20] Tachiaoi**
We'll practice Fire Style!
**[07:29] Hagi**
Ow! Hot!
**[07:30] Higuruma**
Shouldn't you just blow harder?
**[07:32] Higuruma**
Like this.
**[07:36] Hagi**
You're blowing too hard!
I'll get burned to death!
**[07:37] Tachiaoi**
*I wonder if I'm a good leader now.*
**[07:38] Higuruma**
But any less than this doesn't look cool.
**[07:40] Tachiaoi**
*Are they going to follow along?*
**[07:45] Tachiaoi**
*I'm not so sure!*
**[07:47] Tachiaoi**
Ow!
**[07:53] Higuruma**
I'm beat!
**[07:55] Hagi**
Hey, Tachiaoi.
**[07:57] Hagi**
Isn't it about time?
**[07:59] Tachiaoi**
Sure, we'll take a break after a bit.
**[08:03] Hagi**
Th-That's not what I mean.
**[08:06] Hagi**
Um, we might be too late.
**[08:09] Hagi**
I mean, any second now... it'll rain.
**[08:14] Higuruma**
It's raining, all right!
**[08:16] Higuruma**
Feels good to wash away the sweat.
**[08:18] Hagi**
I-I'll catch a cold and die.
**[08:21] Tachiaoi**
*I forgot it would rain.*
**[08:33] Tachiaoi**
It's too wet to work.
**[08:35] Hagi**
What about Fire Style?
**[08:36] Tachiaoi**
I'm all out.
**[08:37] Higuruma**
Me, too.
**[08:42] Tachiaoi**
*What a mess.*
**[08:44] Tachiaoi**
*I forget the shuriken,*
**[08:46] Tachiaoi**
*I leave them both exhausted,*
**[08:49] Tachiaoi**
*I forget about the rain...*
**[08:51] Tachiaoi**
* The only place I'm leading*
* them is around in circles.*
**[08:59] Tachiaoi**
*I'm not fit to be a leader.*
**[09:07] Hagi/Higuruma**
Tachiaoi.
**[09:09] Tachiaoi**
Uh, you two... I...
**[09:12] Hagi/Higuruma**
We're sorry.
**[09:15] Hagi**
We're always saying opposite things,
**[09:19] Hagi**
and we wondered if you're tired of it.
**[09:22] Higuruma**
And so...
**[09:23] Hagi/Higuruma**
...we're sorry!
**[09:26] Hagi**
I'll try to be a little more positive.
**[09:30] Higuruma**
And I'll try to think more
carefully about things.
**[09:34] Higuruma**
Because we want you to be cheerful!
**[09:37] Higuruma**
Right?
**[09:38] Hagi**
Yeah.
**[09:44] Hagi/Higuruma**
T-Tachiaoi?
**[09:50] Higuruma**
Oh.
**[09:51] Higuruma**
So, that's why you've
seemed kind of odd today.
**[09:55] Tachiaoi**
I'm really sorry.
**[09:56] Tachiaoi**
Not only did I cause trouble,
I also made you worry.
**[10:00] Higuruma**
Yeah, you did!
**[10:01] Hagi**
You're fairly clumsy, Tachiaoi.
**[10:05] Tachiaoi**
I'm sorry...
**[10:09] Higuruma**
Hey, Tachiaoi.
**[10:11] Higuruma**
If you've been troubled,
be sure and say something.
**[10:13] Higuruma**
After all, I might be able to help.
**[10:16] Hagi**
I want to support you, too.
**[10:20] Higuruma**
It's okay, Tachiaoi.
**[10:23] Higuruma**
Because we think of you as a leader!
**[10:27] Higuruma**
Right?
**[10:28] Hagi**
Yeah.
**[10:32] Higuruma**
Don't cry, Tachiaoi!
**[10:34] Hagi**
If too many tears come out,
you'll wind up dead.
**[10:52] Higuruma**
It was a passing shower.
**[10:57] Higuruma**
Rain is a good thing!
**[10:58] Hagi**
I don't like getting wet.
**[11:00] Tachiaoi**
What do we do now?
**[11:02] Tachiaoi**
It's still a little early to go home.
**[11:06] Hagi**
We might catch colds from getting wet.
**[11:08] Higuruma**
And it's too late for the
rain to wash off the sweat.
**[11:11] Hagi/Higuruma**
A bath!
**[11:13] Tachiaoi**
Okay!
**[11:15] Tachiaoi**
*I have to do more than just imitate others.*
**[11:18] Tachiaoi**
*I must find my own way of doing this.*
**[11:22] Tachiaoi**
* For the sake of these two,*
* I'll try harder from now on.*
**[11:28] Higuruma**
Yahoo!
**[11:33] Higuruma**
That's hot!
**[11:35] Hagi**
You're not supposed to leap in.
**[11:37] Hagi**
We're cold, so your heart'll
stop, and you'll die.
**[11:40] Higuruma**
Isn't it better to warm up quickly?
**[11:43] Hagi**
No, it's not. You need to do it slowly.
**[11:46] Higuruma**
You'll just get cold while
you're pouring on hot water.
**[11:48] Hagi**
You'll get lightheaded
if you swim in the bath.
**[11:51] Higuruma**
Oh, it's fine!
**[11:52] Hagi**
No, it's not.
**[11:54] Higuruma**
You think too much, Hagi.
**[11:56] Hagi**
That's not true.
**[11:56] Tachiaoi**
*I'll keep at it.*
***SIGN*** Favors and Debts
**[11:59] Touwata**
Hey! Mizu-senpai!
**[12:02] Touwata**
You started reading a book again!
**[12:04] Mizubashou**
Sorry. This one was so nostalgic, I had to...
**[12:07] Touwata**
Just please keep working.
**[12:10] Touwata**
And you, too, Beni-senpai.
**[12:12] Touwata**
We need to quickly finish tidying
up, and get to training.
**[12:14] Benisumomo**
Nope.
**[12:15] Touwata**
Huh?
**[12:16] Benisumomo**
Forget about training.
**[12:18] Benisumomo**
It could rain at any minute.
**[12:20] Benisumomo**
We can't train like this, can we?
**[12:22] Touwata**
Oh, no!
**[12:24] Mokuren**
She's right.
**[12:26] Mokuren**
You'd best stay indoors the rest of the day.
**[12:28] Touwata**
Mokuren-san.
**[12:30] Mokuren**
It looks like it will be a heavy rain.
**[12:32] Touwata**
I see.
**[12:33] Mokuren**
Save your outside tasks for tomor—
**[12:35] Touwata**
Sh-She vanished?!
**[12:37] Touwata**
Was that Rindou-san's Come Here Jutsu?!
**[12:42] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[12:43] Mokuren**
Rindou?!
**[12:44] Sazanka**
Mokuren! Emergency!
**[12:46] Sazanka**
Nee-sama is...! Nee-sama is...
**[12:49] Sazanka**
sick with a cold!
**[12:52] Mokuren**
A cold, huh?
**[12:53] Rindou**
Sazanka carried on so much,
I panicked and summoned you.
**[12:56] Sazanka**
But this is serious!
**[12:59] Tsubaki**
Sorry this is so sudden.
**[13:01] Mokuren**
No, don't worry about it.
**[13:03] Asagao**
Cure her with your "whap" thing! "Whap"!
**[13:06] Mokuren**
That doesn't work on colds.
**[13:08] Mokuren**
And I just ran out of medicine.
**[13:10] Mokuren**
Though I could make some right away
if I had the herbal ingredients.
**[13:13] Sazanka**
Medicinal herbs?
**[13:15] Sazanka**
You just need those, right? I'll go get them!
**[13:17] Sazanka**
What kind? Where are they?
**[13:19] Sazanka**
I'll go get them real quick.
**[13:20] Tsubaki**
No, you won't!
**[13:22] Sazanka**
Why not, Nee-sama?!
**[13:24] Tsubaki**
The weather is getting worse.
**[13:26] Tsubaki**
I can't have you exposed
to danger on my account.
**[13:29] Sazanka**
No! I won't listen to you
this time! I'm going!
**[13:32] Tsubaki**
Sazanka!
**[13:34] Benisumomo**
What you're talking about sounds fun.
**[13:36] Sazanka**
Benisumomo.
**[13:38] Benisumomo**
I wouldn't mind gathering those herbs,
and having Tsubaki owe me one.
**[13:43] Sazanka**
Wha?!
**[13:44] Benisumomo**
What kind of herbs are they?
**[13:45] Mokuren**
They have notched leaves, like this.
**[13:48] Mokuren**
They grow in the Mountain Center Cave.
**[13:50] Benisumomo**
Got it.
**[13:51] Sazanka**
H-Hey!
**[13:52] Benisumomo**
Well, whoever gets there first wins.
**[13:55] Benisumomo**
It'll be me, though.
**[13:57] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[13:58] Asagao**
Agreed!
**[13:59] Sazanka**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Team
Dog
**[14:02] Mokuren**
Away they go.
**[14:08] Sazanka**
We have to gather the herbs and
get back before Benisumomo!
**[14:11] Asagao**
Of course!
**[14:13] Asagao**
I don't want to end up owing her anything!
**[14:19] Asagao**
She's too fast, you know!
**[14:21] Sazanka**
Just you wait!
***SIGN*** Mountain Center
**[14:33] Sazanka**
We caught up.
**[14:34] Benisumomo**
I just stopped, that's all.
**[14:36] Sazanka**
Why, to give yourself a handicap?
**[14:38] Benisumomo**
Wrong. Take a look.
**[14:42] Asagao**
Oh! The cave entrance!
**[14:45] Sazanka**
It collapsed...
**[14:46] Benisumomo**
What're you staring for?
**[14:48] Benisumomo**
Start digging.
**[14:49] Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[14:50] Asagao**
What, dig here?!
**[14:51] Benisumomo**
Oh? Are you going to give up and leave?
**[14:54] Benisumomo**
Team Dog isn't much to bark about.
**[14:56] Asagao**
Say what?!
**[14:58] Sazanka**
Asagao!
**[14:59] Sazanka**
It's for Nee-sama's sake.
**[15:02] Sazanka**
You had better help, too!
**[15:04] Benisumomo**
Of course I will.
**[15:06] Benisumomo**
The truth is, I'd rather not,
but I want to get back before it rains.
**[15:10] Benisumomo**
Getting Tsubaki in my debt sure isn't easy.
**[15:16] Sazanka**
I'm the one who'll help Nee-sama!
**[15:22] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[15:23] Benisumomo**
That's pointless.
**[15:24] Asagao**
Why you!
**[15:29] Benisumomo**
You kids think you can beat me?
Keep dreaming.
**[15:34] Benisumomo**
If you've got enough spare energy
for that, use it for digging.
**[15:49] Asagao**
Yes! The entrance!
**[15:50] Asagao**
We just need to keep digging like this!
**[15:57] Asagao**
What're you doing?!
**[15:58] Benisumomo**
Looks like it's all right inside.
**[16:00] Asagao**
Huh?
**[16:01] Benisumomo**
We don't have time to widen it.
**[16:02] Asagao**
Eh?
**[16:03] Benisumomo**
Sazanka.
**[16:04] Benisumomo**
You should be able to fit. Get in there.
**[16:06] Sazanka**
As if I need you to tell me!
**[16:08] Asagao**
Wait, Sazanka! She's sure to snatch it away.
**[16:12] Sazanka**
Even so, I still have to go!
**[16:14] Sazanka**
We need to hurry and get it to Nee-sama.
**[16:34] Asagao**
Sazanka!
**[16:36] Asagao**
Welcome back! Do you have the herbs?
**[16:38] Asagao**
Oh! You did it!
**[16:41] Sazanka**
Benisumomo, fight a duel with me.
**[16:44] Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[16:45] Sazanka**
Whoever wins gets to deliver
the herbs to Nee-sama.
**[16:48] Sazanka**
Well?
**[16:49] Asagao**
Sazanka...
**[16:51] Benisumomo**
Even when you have no chance?
**[16:53] Sazanka**
I know that! But still!
**[16:55] Sazanka**
Giving up and handing them over is different
from fighting and having them taken!
**[17:00] Sazanka**
I won't let you take away
Team Dog's pride, as well!
**[17:05] Asagao**
That's right!
**[17:06] Asagao**
I'll fight you, too!
Don't mess around with Team Dog!
**[17:13] Benisumomo**
Could you come on any stronger?
**[17:16] Benisumomo**
I won't take it. You two go deliver it.
**[17:20] Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?
**[17:20] Benisumomo**
It doesn't seem to matter anymore.
**[17:23] Benisumomo**
Now that I've seen you trying so hard.
**[17:25] Sazanka**
Wh-What's this, all of a sudden?
**[17:28] Benisumomo**
I don't dislike that sort of thing.
**[17:30] Benisumomo**
I thought of you as kids,
but you're Team Dog to the core.
**[17:37] Benisumomo**
Let's hurry and get it to Tsubaki.
**[17:55] Asagao**
Thank goodness!
**[17:56] Sazanka**
Yeah.
**[17:57] Asagao**
She has an unexpected good side.
**[18:00] Sazanka**
She does.
**[18:01] Benisumomo**
No need to hang around.
**[18:03] Benisumomo**
Let's go home.
**[18:05] Sazanka/Asagao**
Yeah!
**[18:07] Sazanka/Asagao**
Wait... Huh?!
**[18:08] Sazanka**
Hey, what is this?!
**[18:10] Benisumomo**
A kunoichi needs to be
harder to trick than *this*.
**[18:15] Benisumomo**
Now you've learned something.
**[18:18] sign**
Mountain Center
**[18:19] Asagao**
This is too cruel, you know!
**[18:21] Benisumomo**
Come on, it's time we left.
**[18:29] Asagao**
Sazanka, at this rate...
**[18:31] Sazanka**
Forget about it.
**[18:33] Sazanka**
Even the two of us together
are no match for Benisumomo.
**[18:35] Sazanka**
We've lost this time.
**[18:45] Rindou**
It's raining harder now.
**[18:47] Benisumomo**
We're back.
**[18:48] Tsubaki**
Welcome ho—
**[18:53] Benisumomo**
And now, you owe me one.
**[18:59] Asagao**
Sorry, Tsubaki-chan. We lost.
**[19:02] Sazanka**
"Lost," you say?
**[19:09] Asagao**
Sazanka?
**[19:10] Sazanka**
Sure, if what's in the bag is
the real deal! But too bad!
**[19:14] Sazanka**
The real stuff's right here!
**[19:17] Asagao**
You've been tricked, Benisumomo!
The bag you held holds nothing but weeds!
**[19:22] Mokuren**
Oh, it's true.
**[19:23] Asagao**
Oh! Which means...
**[19:25] Sazanka**
That's right.
**[19:26] Sazanka/Asagao**
Major upset for the win!
**[19:30] Sazanka**
Praise me, please, Nee-sama!
**[19:33] Tsubaki**
You're going to catch my cold.
**[19:35] Asagao**
Mokuren, do the honors.
**[19:36] Mokuren**
Sure, I'll make it right away.
**[19:38] Sazanka**
Nee-sama! Rub, rub, rub!
**[19:39] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo.
**[19:40] Tsubaki**
I'm in your debt.
**[19:43] Benisumomo**
Don't know what you're talking about.
***SIGN*** Team
Sheep
**[19:45] Benisumomo**
But hey, I'll take what I can get.
**[19:48] Benisumomo**
See ya.
**[19:51] Sazanka/Asagao**
Huh?
**[19:52] Sazanka**
Wh-Wh-What was that all about, Nee-sama?
**[19:54] Asagao**
I thought we won!
**[19:57] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo was never trying
to compete with you.
**[20:00] Tsubaki**
You two were hellbent on going,
so she escorted you.
**[20:06] Touwata**
Beni-senpai!
***SIGN*** Akane
Class
***SIGN*** Sheep
**[20:08] small writing**
Where have you been in all this rain,
neglecting your cleaning duties?
***SIGN*** Akane
Class
**[20:15] Benisumomo**
Babysitting, and enjoying it.
**[20:17] Asagao/Sazanka**
Huh?!
**[20:18] Asagao**
Then what was that whole scramble
for the medicinal herbs?!
**[20:21] Tsubaki**
Probably a pretext for going with you.
**[20:23] Sazanka**
You mean, in other words,
she had us fooled the whole time?
**[20:28] Tsubaki**
Well, it's a fact that she escorted you,
so let's thank her properly next time.
**[20:35] Sazanka**
Not on your life!
**[20:37] Asagao**
She totally used us for fun, you know!
**[22:19] Benisumomo**
Mokuren.
**[22:20] Mokuren**
Oh, Benisumomo!
**[22:22] Mokuren**
This is unusual, seeing you out here!
**[22:28] Benisumomo**
You seem more cheerful than usual.
**[22:30] Mokuren**
Oh, can you tell?
**[22:32] Mokuren**
Something happened that made me very happy!
**[22:34] Benisumomo**
Like what?
**[22:35] Mokuren**
Believe it or not, Tsuwabuki and Housenka
helped me look for medicinal herbs!
**[22:41] Benisumomo**
Isn't that ordinary?
**[22:43] Benisumomo**
It's your team's job, right?
**[22:44] Mokuren**
You've got it wrong. Those two
always fight, and then take off.
**[22:49] Mokuren**
But today they helped me,
and they didn't fight!
**[22:53] Benisumomo**
They're not here.
**[22:54] Mokuren**
They were until earlier.
**[22:56] Mokuren**
But Housenka made Tsuwabuki mad,
**[22:59] Mokuren**
and then Tsuwabuki chased after her.
**[23:02] Mokuren**
And now they're gone.
**[23:05] Benisumomo**
And you're okay with that?
**[23:07] Benisumomo**
Shouldn't you tell them
off every now and then?
**[23:10] Benisumomo**
Be stern! You're their leader!
**[23:16] Mokuren**
You're right.
**[23:19] Mokuren**
Fighting's not a good thing.
**[23:22] Benisumomo**
That wasn't my point.
**[23:28] Benisumomo**
Which herbs are you looking for?
**[23:29] Mokuren**
Huh?
**[23:30] Benisumomo**
I'll use this basket.
**[23:32] Mokuren**
You're going to help?
**[23:34] Mokuren**
I'm so glad, Benisumomo!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Attractiveness Jutsu
I Want to Be Attractive
-Tsubaki
**[23:38] Tsubaki**
To be continued!
# E11 - Attractiveness Jutsu | I Want to Be Attractive
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ4ZK1/attractiveness-jutsu--i-want-to-be-attractive)
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**[00:36] Kagetsu**
Everyone!
**[00:37] Kagetsu**
Thanks for coming to listen!
**[00:44] Rindou**
Kagetsu is so cute.
**[00:46] Tsubaki**
She sure is!
**[00:48] Rindou**
I bet she'd be really attractive.
**[00:50] Tsubaki**
"Attractive"?
**[00:51] Kagetsu**
I'd like to take this chance to
reintroduce the members of Team Rabbit!
**[00:57] Kagetsu**
On the drum, Mukuge!
**[00:59] Mukuge**
Yay!
**[01:02] Tsubaki**
What is "attractive"?
**[01:04] Rindou**
Um, I guess it means
"readily liked by lots of men."
**[01:11] Kagetsu**
On the flute, Hototogisu!
**[01:14] Hototogisu**
Thank you.
**[01:15] Tsubaki**
*Readily liked by men.*
**[01:17] Tsubaki**
*Th-There* is *such a thing?*
**[01:21] Tsubaki**
*To be attractive?*
**[01:23] Kagetsu**
And on vocals, me!
**[01:25] Hototogisu/Mukuge**
Kagetsu!
**[01:31] Kagetsu**
The song we're debuting
here today is brand new!
**[01:34] Kagetsu**
I'll sing as best I can,
so listen all the way through!
**[01:39] Mukuge**
Kagetsu worried herself sick writing it!
**[01:44] Hototogisu**
We'll play the best we can, too.
**[01:46] Mukuge**
Yeah!
**[01:49] Kagetsu**
Okay, here goes!
**[02:03] Tsubaki**
Uh...
**[02:05] Tsubaki**
How do you go about being attractive?
**[02:09] Tsubaki**
Rindou?
**[02:11] Rindou**
Oh, sorry.
**[02:12] Rindou**
Can we finish listening first?
**[02:14] Tsubaki**
Oh, o-of course!
**[02:17] Tsubaki**
* I want to know, right now.*
* What does being attractive entail?!*
***SIGN*** Attractiveness Jutsu
**[03:57] Tsubaki**
Rindou.
**[03:59] Tsubaki**
What does it take to be attractive?!
**[04:04] Rindou**
Um...
**[04:06] Tsubaki**
Is it something you're
born with, like talent?
**[04:08] Tsubaki**
Or can it be mastered, like a Jutsu?
**[04:11] Rindou**
I think it's both talent,
as well as something you can learn.
**[04:19] Rindou**
Do you want to be attractive, Tsubaki?
**[04:21] Tsubaki**
No!
**[04:22] Tsubaki**
Uh... I guess you'd say I'm curious.
**[04:26] Tsubaki**
That is...
**[04:29] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[04:29] Rindou**
Oh, yeah?
**[04:30] Tsubaki**
And so, please teach me
what attractiveness is!
**[04:34] Sazanka**
Attractiveness?
**[04:35] Sazanka/Asagao**
Stare...
**[04:37] Tsubaki**
Uh, well, that is...
**[04:40] Rindou**
"Attractiveness" means being liked by men.
**[04:43] Tsubaki**
Rindou!
**[04:45] Sazanka**
Liked?
**[04:48] Sazanka**
By men?
**[04:49] Tsubaki**
No... This is just...
**[04:52] Sazanka**
I get it.
**[04:54] Sazanka**
You make him like you, then defeat
him when his guard is down!
**[04:58] Tsubaki**
Th-That's right!
**[05:00] Tsubaki**
It's called Attractiveness Jutsu, and I
was just about to learn it from Rindou!
**[05:04] Tsubaki**
Right, Rindou?
**[05:05] Rindou**
That's right.
**[05:06] Sazanka**
Wow! Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[05:08] Asagao**
Sounds like fun!
**[05:10] Sazanka**
I want to do it, too, Nee-sama!
**[05:12] Asagao**
So do I!
***SIGN*** Attractiveness Jutsu Course
**[05:17] Rindou**
Um. Well, let's begin the
Attractiveness Jutsu Course.
**[05:21] Asagao**
Hurry and teach us!
**[05:23] Sazanka**
Let's be sure to master it, Nee-sama!
**[05:25] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes.
**[05:27] Sazanka**
So, what do you do?
**[05:30] Rindou**
Um, well...
**[05:33] Rindou**
Actually, I don't really
understand it well myself.
**[05:37] Rindou**
I can look and tell if someone's likely to
be attractive, but it's hard to explain.
**[05:42] Sazanka**
Well, *that's* vague.
**[05:45] Rindou**
Sorry.
**[05:46] Tsubaki**
You looked at Kagetsu,
and said she could be attractive.
**[05:49] Tsubaki**
Who else do you think could be attractive?
**[05:52] Rindou**
People who could be attractive?
**[05:54] Tsubaki**
If we know what they have in common,
that might provide some clue.
**[06:01] Rindou**
Mokuren, and Benisumomo.
**[06:04] Rindou**
Also...
**[06:07] Rindou**
you, too, Tsubaki.
**[06:09] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[06:10] Tsubaki**
I-Is that so?
**[06:12] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[06:13] Sazanka**
That's my Nee-sama!
A natural-born man-killer!
**[06:16] Asagao**
Lucky you, man-killer.
**[06:18] Tsubaki**
*I-I'm thrilled!*
**[06:21] Sazanka**
Mokuren, Benisumomo, Nee-sama.
**[06:25] Sazanka**
What do these three have in common?
**[06:29] Sazanka**
Oh! Maybe that means team
leaders are attractive!
**[06:33] Rindou**
I don't think that's it.
**[06:34] Asagao**
Hey, hey. What about me, then?
**[06:37] Rindou**
I think you're incredibly cute, Asagao,
**[06:40] Rindou**
but I'm not so sure about attractive.
**[06:43] Asagao**
Then how do I be attractive?
**[06:44] Asagao**
Teach me Attractiveness Jutsu, Sensei!
**[06:47] Rindou**
"S-Sensei"...!
**[06:50] Rindou**
Okay, come with me, then.
**[06:52] Asagao**
Yes, ma'am!
**[06:55] Rindou**
Take a seat. Do this with your hands.
**[06:58] Asagao**
Like this?
**[06:59] Rindou**
Yeah, that's good.
**[07:00] Rindou**
Now bring your legs together.
**[07:13] Asagao**
It was so delicious, I ate until I was full.
**[07:19] Tsubaki**
*Adorable!*
**[07:22] Sazanka**
I'm gonna be sick!
**[07:23] Asagao**
But I'll still have seconds.
After all, I love rice so much.
**[07:28] Tsubaki**
That's cute, Asagao!
Different from usual, somehow!
**[07:32] Sazanka**
No way! How do you figure, Nee-sama?!
**[07:34] Rindou**
Yeah. That was good, Asagao.
**[07:38] Asagao**
But I can't keep a straight
face, it's so ridiculous.
**[07:41] Tsubaki**
That isn't true at all! You were very cute!
**[07:46] Sazanka**
Rindou! Teach me, too!
**[07:49] Rindou**
Sure.
**[07:59] Sazanka**
My name is Sazanka.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[08:05] Tsubaki**
*Eek! Extremely cute!*
**[08:08] Asagao**
Gross!
**[08:09] Sazanka**
How was that, Nee-sama?
**[08:10] Tsubaki**
It was cute, Sazanka!
**[08:13] Rindou**
You have quite a knack for it.
**[08:14] Asagao**
Says you!
**[08:17] Asagao**
Weird!
**[08:18] Sazanka**
It's true, I nearly laughed partway though.
**[08:21] Asagao**
I know, right?
**[08:22] Asagao**
Let's do it again!
**[08:24] Sazanka**
You got it!
**[08:27] Tsubaki**
*Wow...*
**[08:29] Tsubaki**
*Feels like my heart is racing.*
**[08:32] Tsubaki**
Uh, Rindou!
**[08:34] Rindou**
Huh?
**[08:34] Rindou**
I'd like to do it, too, next time.
**[08:37] Rindou**
Okay.
**[08:39] Rindou**
But, Tsubaki, huh?
**[08:41] Rindou**
That's not easy.
**[08:42] Rindou**
I might not be able to teach you well.
**[08:45] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:46] Rindou**
Those two are always boisterous,
so it's easy to give them advice.
**[08:50] Rindou**
But you're not like that.
**[08:52] Rindou**
And you're cute in the first place.
**[08:55] Tsubaki**
I-Is that the way it is?
**[08:57] Asagao**
Here goes!
**[09:00] Asagao**
Would you care for a bite?
**[09:03] Sazanka**
Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
**[09:08] Rindou**
Very good, you two! That was spot on!
**[09:12] Asagao**
So funny! It's like it's
not even you, Sazanka!
**[09:12] Tsubaki**
*Wow... Have these two already mastered it?*
**[09:17] Tsubaki**
*And here, I don't understand it at all!*
**[09:17] Sazanka**
S-Same goes for you, Asagao!
**[09:21] Tsubaki**
*In fact, I have a feeling I can't outdo them.*
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
* Could it be Rindou can tell I have*
* no talent for attractiveness,*
**[09:30] Tsubaki**
*and she's lying to spare my feelings?!*
**[09:32] (Flashback) Rindou**
And you're cute in the first place.
**[09:34] Tsubaki**
* Oh, that's it! That must have*
* been her giving up on me!*
**[09:45] Tsubaki**
*But...*
**[09:46] Tsubaki**
**I* won't give up.*
**[09:49] Tsubaki**
Next!
**[09:52] Tsubaki**
It's my turn!
**[09:56] Tsubaki**
* Whatever it takes, I want*
* to learn attractiveness!*
**[10:03] Tsubaki**
* If I analyze the things Sazanka*
* and Asagao were doing,*
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
* I'm sure I'll find my own*
* Attractiveness Jutsu.*
**[10:14] Tsubaki**
*Got it.*
**[10:16] Tsubaki**
Here I go!
**[10:25] Tsubaki**
The crane was so beautiful,
I found myself imitating it.
**[10:42] Rindou**
What was that?!
**[10:43] Sazanka**
You're too funny, Nee-sama!
**[10:46] Asagao**
Why a crane?
**[10:47] Asagao**
My belly hurts!
**[10:55] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan...
**[10:57] Rindou**
Cheer up.
**[10:59] Sazanka**
Nee-sama...
**[11:00] Tsubaki**
I guess I have no talent after all...
**[11:04] Tsubaki**
for Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[11:06] Rindou**
No. Like I said,
I think if you just be yourself—
**[11:09] Tsubaki**
I want to understand it!
**[11:13] Tsubaki**
I want to understand
Attractiveness Jutsu and fully master it!
**[11:18] Tsubaki**
I want to be more attractive!
**[11:27] Rindou**
I hear that desperately wanting to be
attractive makes you unattractive.
**[11:37] Tsubaki**
Wh-Why don't we... go and eat dinner?
**[11:52] Tsubaki**
*Mustn't want to be attractive!*
**[11:53] Tsubaki**
*Mustn't want to be attractive!*
**[11:55] Tsubaki**
*Mustn't do it, and yet...!*
**[11:59] Mokuren**
Is something wrong with Tsubaki?
**[12:01] Rindou**
Um, well...
**[12:03] Rindou**
*She wants to be attractive that badly.*
**[12:10] Tsubaki**
*I-I want to be attractive!*
***SIGN*** I Want to Be Attractive
**[12:19] Sazanka**
Well, Nee-sama. Let us proceed
to the training grounds.
**[12:23] Asagao**
Yes, let us be off.
**[12:30] Tsubaki**
* I want to get good at*
* Attractiveness Jutsu, too!*
**[12:33] Tsubaki**
* Oh, stop that! If I want too badly*
* to be attractive, I won't be!*
**[12:36] Tsubaki**
*So stop thinking about it!*
**[12:38] Tsubaki**
*Oh, but I really do want it!*
**[12:41] Rindou**
*This is sort of pitiful.*
**[12:43] Ume**
Okay, next!
**[12:45] Ume**
It's Itadori's turn!
**[12:46] Itadori**
Okay, here goes!
**[12:49] Itadori**
Sparkle!
**[12:56] Tsubaki**
Is that...?
**[12:57] Sazanka**
Yes, it's Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[12:59] Ume**
"Sparkle"!
**[12:59] Sazanka**
We taught it to everyone before class today.
**[13:01] Ajisai**
It's like Azami and Tanpopo on Team Rooster!
**[13:02] Tsubaki**
Oh, yeah?
**[13:04] Housenka**
Then how about this?
**[13:08] Housenka**
I wonder.
**[13:10] Hasu**
That's pretty good.
**[13:11] Housenka**
You try, too, Hasu!
**[13:15] Hasu**
I'd be too embarrassed.
**[13:18] Ajisai**
That was good just now!
**[13:20] Housenka**
That's Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[13:21] Hasu**
Huh? It is?
**[13:23] Suzushiro**
So, this is what's popular
with the underclassman crowd?
**[13:27] Housenka**
Yeah!
**[13:28] Tsubaki**
* Ahh, good. Everyone's thinking*
* about attractiveness together.*
**[13:32] Tsubaki**
*I've got to do my best, too.*
**[13:34] Ajisai**
How about this, then?
**[13:36] Ajisai**
Hop, hop!
**[13:40] Housenka**
Men sure are simple-minded, though!
**[13:42] Hasu**
It only takes this to make them
like you and let down their guard.
**[13:45] Ajisai**
They're stupid, aren't they?
**[13:47] Ume**
You got that right!
**[13:50] Asagao**
Looks like it caught on right away.
**[13:53] Sazanka**
Of course! Because it's fun.
**[13:55] Sazanka**
Besides, part of why it's popular is
that it lets you easily defeat a man.
**[14:01] Sazanka**
Asagao, let's go join in.
**[14:03] Asagao**
Yeah! I'll show them my Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[14:07] Tsubaki**
*Oh, no!*
**[14:10] Tsubaki**
* Once Sensei finds out there's a Jutsu*
* going around for making fun of men...!*
**[14:15] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[14:16] Rindou**
This is bad, isn't it?
**[14:19] Tsubaki**
* When you stop and think,*
* it's understandable this would happen.*
**[14:23] Tsubaki**
* I was so worried about my own attractiveness,*
* I missed something totally obvious.*
**[14:27] Rindou**
What now?
**[14:29] Tsubaki**
L-Let's do something... about it.
**[14:38] Itadori**
Oh, are you joining in, too?
**[14:40] Suzushiro**
Attractiveness Jutsu is fun!
**[14:45] Tsubaki**
Let's be clear about this.
**[14:50] Tsubaki**
You could never defeat a man,
with your Jutsu at that level!
**[14:55] Ajisai**
Huh?
**[14:56] Hasu**
Is that so?
**[14:57] Tsubaki**
This Jutsu is profound, and you can't
master it with a half-hearted attempt.
**[15:04] Tsubaki**
If you use it poorly and underestimate
a man, you'll be in trouble.
**[15:08] Rindou**
* I see now. Even if she told them not to*
* make fun of men, they wouldn't listen.*
**[15:13] Hasu**
Huh? This Jutsu is difficult?
**[15:16] Ume**
Maybe it's more than we can handle.
**[15:18] Rindou**
*Good call, Tsubaki!*
**[15:20] Sazanka**
Uh, Nee-sama.
**[15:22] Sazanka**
It's all right. I'm sure
you'll get good at it, too.
**[15:26] Sazanka**
Don't get discouraged.
**[15:30] Tsubaki**
No, it's not about that.
**[15:32] Asagao**
She's right! If you try hard,
you'll get good at it, too.
**[15:36] Asagao**
It's simple.
**[15:41] Rindou**
*They kind of have the wrong idea.*
**[15:44] Housenka**
Oh, she's just jealous!
**[15:47] Suzushiro**
You're saying that because
you're no good at it.
**[15:50] Tsubaki**
That's not it!
**[15:51] Ajisai**
In that case, let's practice together!
**[15:54] Itadori**
Yeah, I'll teach you!
**[15:56] Hasu**
I will, too.
**[15:57] Suzushiro**
Hey, don't get carried away.
**[16:00] Tsubaki**
All right, fine!
**[16:01] Tsubaki**
If that's the way it is, I'll show you.
**[16:05] Tsubaki**
If I can do Attractiveness
Jutsu better than you girls,
**[16:09] Tsubaki**
will you believe that it's not
a way to easily defeat men?
**[16:14] Ajisai**
Sure, I guess.
**[16:15] Suzushiro**
Sounds good.
**[16:16] Rindou**
Tsubaki, um...
**[16:18] Tsubaki**
It's all right.
**[16:19] Tsubaki**
It's my fault things turned out like this.
**[16:22] Tsubaki**
I have to do something about it.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Rindou**
I hear that desperately wanting to be
attractive makes you unattractive.
**[16:32] Tsubaki**
* If you try too hard,*
* it makes you unattractive.*
**[16:35] Tsubaki**
*Then, yes. I just need to be relaxed.*
**[16:39] Tsubaki**
*Relaxed and natural!*
**[16:43] Tsubaki**
A lovely... flower!
**[16:54] Suzushiro**
That's horrible!
**[16:55] Housenka**
What was that?!
**[16:57] Tsubaki**
*I can't stop from trying too hard!*
**[17:00] Tsubaki**
*Rindou, I need backup!*
**[17:02] Tsubaki**
*Rindou!*
**[17:04] Ajisai**
Looks like it was jealousy, after all.
**[17:06] Hasu**
I don't think we need to worry about it.
**[17:09] Sazanka**
Nee-sama, you don't need to try so hard!
**[17:10] Tsubaki**
*Th-This is all wrong!*
**[17:13] Tsubaki**
*It shouldn't be like this!*
**[17:17] Asagao**
She's right! You're cute the
way you are, Tsubaki-chan!
**[17:22] Itadori**
Flower!
**[17:24] Ume**
Flower!
**[17:25] everyone**
Flower!
**[17:42] Tsubaki**
Forget it. It's not working at all.
**[17:46] Tsubaki**
To think, it's my fault
Attractiveness Jutsu is popular.
**[18:00] Itadori**
Oh, are you quite sure?
**[18:07] Suzushiro**
How about this?
**[18:14] Suzushiro**
Tsubaki!
**[18:16] Suzushiro**
What?
**[18:18] Suzushiro**
Are you here to give it another shot?
**[18:21] Suzushiro**
Don't be so uptight about it.
**[18:23] Suzushiro**
Come enjoy Attractiveness Jutsu with us...
**[18:35] Suzushiro**
What?
**[18:40] Suzushiro**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[18:42] Suzushiro**
*My face is all hot...*
**[18:45] Tsubaki (Hana)**
This is how Attractiveness Jutsu is done.
**[18:56] Suzushiro**
C-Can't stand up...
**[19:00] Tsubaki (Hana)**
You've got to be at least
this good to defeat a man.
**[19:07] Tsubaki (Hana)**
So, then.
**[19:13] Ajisai**
What was *that*?
**[19:14] Hasu**
It was incredible.
**[19:16] Itadori**
I could never pull that off.
**[19:24] Tsubaki**
Now it's fixed.
**[19:30] Tsubaki**
Uh, thank you very much, Sensei.
**[19:35] Tsubaki (Hana)**
Mhm.
**[19:38] Hana**
I had received a report from Konoha.
**[19:41] Hana**
I was watching them in secret.
**[19:45] Hana**
Tsubaki, this incident,
apparently, started with you.
**[19:49] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am...
**[19:51] Hana**
It's good that you tried
to patch up the mess.
**[19:55] Hana**
But...
**[20:00] Hana**
Try to keep this sort of thing to a minimum.
**[20:07] Hana**
Understood?
**[20:13] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am...
**[20:16] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[20:18] Sazanka**
What you did earlier was amazing!
**[20:20] Sazanka**
Please do it again!
**[20:22] Asagao**
Do it! Do it!
**[20:25] Sazanka**
Are you listening, Nee-sama?
**[20:26] Rindou**
That had to be Sensei.
**[20:30] Asagao**
One more time, Tsubaki-chan!
**[20:30] Tsubaki**
* Sensei's Attractiveness Jutsu*
* was i-incredible.*
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
**[22:11] Housenka**
It's called Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[22:13] Mokuren**
Oh, I hear that's popular
with the underclassmen.
**[22:16] Tsuwabuki**
Is it fun?
**[22:18] Housenka**
It's fun!
**[22:19] Housenka**
You strike weird poses, and Hinagiku cries.
**[22:23] Tsuwabuki**
What do you mean?
**[22:24] Mokuren**
Oh!
**[22:25] Mokuren**
Hinagiku ends up crying
when she sees cute things.
**[22:29] Housenka**
She cries when you show her this!
**[22:31] Housenka**
I can't believe how funny it is!
**[22:33] Tsuwabuki**
Whoa, don't make her cry.
I feel bad for her!
**[22:37] Housenka**
Mokuren, you try doing Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[22:40] Mokuren**
No, thanks! It seems kind of embarrassing.
**[22:45] Housenka**
Okay, then.
**[22:49] Housenka**
Never mind. You could never do it.
**[22:51] Tsuwabuki**
Say what?! That stuff is easy!
**[22:54] Tsuwabuki**
See, look!
**[22:58] Housenka**
I knew you'd be no good at it!
**[23:00] Housenka**
You look so dumb!
**[23:02] Tsuwabuki**
Huh?!
**[23:06] Tsuwabuki**
Get back here!
**[23:08] Tsuwabuki**
You little monkey!
**[23:10] Housenka**
Ook! Ook! Ook!
**[23:15] Tsubaki**
Mokuren, I'm returning the
scrolls I was borrowing.
**[23:26] Tsubaki**
What are you doing?
**[23:28] Mokuren**
Th-This is...
**[23:30] Mokuren**
Um, nothing at all!
**[23:33] Tsubaki**
I-If you say so.
***SIGN*** Next time:
Rivals
Picture of a Man
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
T-To be continued?
# E12 - Rivals | Picture of a Man
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4X40K/rivals--picture-of-a-man)
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**[00:11] Ume**
Hinagiku!
**[00:14] Ajisai/Ume**
Tell us.
**[00:17] Ajisai**
Are we cute?
**[00:18] Ume**
Are we cute?
**[00:27] Ajisai**
She really cried!
**[00:28] Hinagiku**
Yes, already! You're cute!
And so what?
**[00:31] Kibushi**
Hey!
**[00:32] Kibushi**
Cut that out, underclassmen!
**[00:34] Ajisai/Ume**
Run for it!
**[00:36] Kibushi**
Of all the...
**[00:37] Oniyuri**
It happened again?
**[00:39] Oniyuri**
Attractiveness Jutsu is still popular?
**[00:41] Kibushi**
It's not being used as ninjutsu anymore,
**[00:44] Kibushi**
but it looks like the underclassmen
are still doing it for fun.
**[00:50] Kibushi**
There you go.
**[00:51] Kibushi**
Those darn kids found out Hinagiku
cries when they use Attractiveness Jutsu,
**[00:56] Kibushi**
and now they come do it all the time.
**[00:57] Oniyuri**
That's a pain.
**[00:59] Kibushi**
It's because she cries when she ends up
thinking someone's cuter than her.
**[01:08] Kibushi**
Hinagiku, don't cry.
**[01:10] Hinagiku**
But they're all so cute.
**[01:14] Oniyuri**
I guess I'll go give them a warning.
**[01:16] Kibushi**
Please do, Oniyuri.
**[01:33] Kibushi**
*Hinagiku...*
**[01:35] Kibushi**
*I've got to do something for her!*
***SIGN*** Rivals
**[03:10] Touwata**
B-Beni-senpai.
**[03:14] Touwata**
Please do some training...
**[03:21] Benisumomo**
What are you doing? You're so odd.
**[03:25] Touwata**
I-It's called Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[03:28] Benisumomo**
You mean that thing nobody
could ultimately use?
**[03:31] Mizubashou**
I heard that Tsubaki can use it.
**[03:33] Benisumomo**
I'm not so sure. Wasn't that
really just Sensei transformed?
**[03:39] Kibushi**
Wh-What's a trap doing in a place like this?
**[03:44] Benisumomo**
Did you set another trap?
**[03:46] Mizubashou**
Ahem.
**[03:49] Mizubashou**
So sorry. Setting traps
is just a habit of mine.
**[03:55] Benisumomo**
What was that, comedy?
**[03:57] Touwata**
Nice one!
**[03:59] Mizubashou**
Was it really?
**[04:01] Mizubashou**
Would you mind being a test
subject for my new trap?
**[04:08] Benisumomo**
Oh, quit doing that.
**[04:10] Kibushi**
Um, excuse me! Could you let me down?
**[04:14] Benisumomo**
Oh, yeah?
Attractiveness Jutsu does that to Hinagiku?
**[04:17] Kibushi**
Yeah, the underclassmen make fun of her.
**[04:21] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Maybe I'm not actually cute.
**[04:25] Kibushi**
She said that, all down in the dumps.
**[04:31] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku, who's always
so full of confidence?!
**[04:34] Kibushi**
That's why I'm asking you, Benisumomo!
**[04:36] Kibushi**
Go tell her personally that she's cute!
**[04:41] Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[04:42] Kibushi**
You're Hinagiku's rival, aren't you?
**[04:44] Kibushi**
I think she can bounce back
if a rival compliments her!
**[04:49] Benisumomo**
No, she's not my rival in the slightest.
**[04:53] Benisumomo**
More like, it's annoying how she
always starts stuff with me.
**[04:56] Kibushi**
I still want you to do something!
**[04:58] Benisumomo**
Ehh.
**[04:59] Kibushi**
Please!
**[05:03] Benisumomo**
Okay then.
**[05:05] Benisumomo**
The idea of *the* Hinagiku being
depressed sounds interesting.
**[05:10] Benisumomo**
It's worth a look.
**[05:12] Kibushi**
H-Hey!
**[05:13] Kibushi**
Th-That isn't what I meant!
**[05:16] Kibushi**
What's her deal?
**[05:18] Kibushi**
It was a sincere request.
**[05:20] Mizubashou**
It'll be fine.
**[05:23] Mizubashou**
It might not seem like it,
but Benisumomo can be kind.
**[05:30] Mizubashou**
That's why I'm sure she'll
do something for her.
**[05:33] Kibushi**
Really?
**[05:34] Mizubashou**
Sure.
**[05:35] Kibushi**
If you say so.
**[05:37] Benisumomo**
Come on, what's the holdup?
**[05:39] Kibushi**
Oh, sorry! I'll be right there!
**[05:53] Hinagiku**
Everybody's so cute...
**[05:57] Hinagiku**
They really are.
**[06:00] Hinagiku**
Even though I'm not!
**[06:05] Benisumomo**
You really are in a funk.
**[06:08] Hinagiku**
Benisumomo!
**[06:09] Hinagiku**
What are you doing here?
**[06:11] Benisumomo**
I heard you're depressed because
of all the Attractiveness Jutsu.
**[06:17] Kibushi**
*Please, Benisumomo! Cheer up Hinagiku!*
**[06:23] Hinagiku**
So, what are you here to do?
**[06:31] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku.
**[06:35] Hinagiku**
Wh-What?
**[06:37] Benisumomo**
Turn this way.
**[06:43] Benisumomo**
Am I cute?
**[06:52] Kibushi**
*Benisumomo!*
**[06:55] Hinagiku**
Yes, you're cute!
**[06:57] Benisumomo**
It's the first time I've done it,
but this Attractiveness Jutsu is neat.
**[07:01] Kibushi**
Hey! This wasn't what we discussed!
**[07:04] Benisumomo**
So what?
**[07:05] Hinagiku**
You mean *you* brought her, Kibushi?!
**[07:08] Kibushi**
Well, she was concerned about you...
**[07:15] Hinagiku**
Benisumomo was?
**[07:17] Kibushi**
Come on! Cheer her up properly!
**[07:20] Benisumomo**
Okay, fine.
**[07:28] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku, listen.
**[07:38] Benisumomo**
Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
**[07:43] Hinagiku**
She's cute!
**[07:44] Kibushi**
Hey! What is with you?!
**[07:47] Kibushi**
Stop that!
**[07:47] Hinagiku**
You're cute!
**[07:50] Hinagiku**
After all, I'm nothing but...
**[07:54] Hinagiku**
I'm nothing but...!
**[07:55] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[08:00] Benisumomo**
What's got you so down, anyway?
**[08:02] Kibushi**
I said stop!
**[08:04] Benisumomo**
I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku!
**[08:10] Benisumomo**
What's it going to take to make you cheerful?
**[08:15] Kibushi**
*M-Mizubashou...!*
**[08:18] Mizubashou**
* It might not seem like it,*
* but Benisumomo can be kind.*
**[08:28] Hinagiku**
I... am... worthless.
**[08:32] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[08:34] Benisumomo**
Okay, I'm leaving.
**[08:36] Kibushi**
Go! Get lost!
**[08:38] Kibushi**
Sorry, Hinagiku!
**[08:40] Kibushi**
It's all because I asked *her* to come.
**[08:45] Kibushi**
Hinagiku, I'm sorry.
**[08:47] Kibushi**
Pull yourself together!
**[08:49] Benisumomo**
*Hinagiku, turn this way.*
**[08:52] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Am I cute?
**[08:55] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
**[09:00] Hinagiku**
What the heck was that?
**[09:02] Kibushi**
Huh?
**[09:03] Hinagiku**
She never usually takes any notice of me.
**[09:08] Benisumomo**
*What's got you so down, anyway?*
**[09:11] Benisumomo**
*I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku.*
**[09:18] Kibushi**
Hinagiku?
**[09:24] Hinagiku**
Maybe she was...
**[09:37] Benisumomo**
*I took that way too far.*
**[09:41] Benisumomo**
* I was just going to play around once*
* or twice, then cheer her up right.*
**[09:45] Benisumomo**
* But it was too much fun seeing*
* flippant Hinagiku so off her game.*
**[09:57] Benisumomo**
*I could go back and...*
**[10:05] Benisumomo**
Hinagiku...
**[10:08] Hinagiku**
Benisumomo.
**[10:14] Hinagiku**
I had no idea you were so afraid of me!
**[10:20] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[10:24] Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[10:25] Hinagiku**
I already knew you thought of me as a rival,
**[10:30] Hinagiku**
but I never thought you'd seize the chance
to come crush me when I was down!
**[10:34] Hinagiku**
But now that I realize that,
I simply can't let you beat me.
**[10:35] Kibushi**
Mhm! Mhm! Mhm!
**[10:39] Hinagiku**
Because in the end,
I'm your much-feared rival!
**[10:46] Kibushi**
That's more like it!
That's the Hinagiku I know!
**[10:50] Hinagiku**
And naturally, I won't lose to
you when it comes to cuteness!
**[10:53] Kibushi**
Right, right! Hinagiku is the cutest!
**[10:58] Benisumomo**
Well, well.
**[11:00] Benisumomo**
Good ol' Hinagiku, positive as ever.
**[11:05] Hinagiku/Kibushi**
Oh.
**[11:11] Oniyuri**
I went and caught them...
**[11:15] Kibushi**
Stop that!
**[11:18] Oniyuri**
What in the world's going on here?
**[11:18] Benisumomo**
There you go again!
**[11:18] Kibushi**
She only just got back on her feet!
**[11:21] Kibushi**
Stop doing that, I tell you!
***SIGN*** Picture of a Man
**[11:30] Konoha**
Ahh, Sazanka and Asagao?
**[11:33] Konoha**
I'm having them tidy up and
clean the east document storage.
**[11:38] Konoha**
It's punishment for the foolish
thing they did in class.
**[11:40] Tsubaki**
Wh-What kind of foolish thing?
**[11:44] Konoha**
I don't even want to say it.
**[11:50] Tsubaki**
I wondered what was keeping those two.
**[11:53] Rindou**
What could they have done?
**[11:55] Tsubaki**
Anyway, let's help out
and get it over with quickly.
**[11:59] Rindou**
Yeah.
**[12:07] Tsubaki**
*I'm alone with Rindou.*
**[12:09] Tsubaki**
*Maybe this is my chance!*
**[12:14] Tsubaki**
Uh, Rindou?
**[12:16] Tsubaki**
Would you mind telling me about men?
**[12:20] Rindou**
About men?
**[12:21] Tsubaki**
Right, right!
**[12:22] Tsubaki**
Please teach me something about them!
**[12:25] Tsubaki**
Let's continue from the other day!
**[12:27] Rindou**
Let's see. I've already told
you practically everything.
**[12:32] Rindou**
I'm not sure if there's anything else.
**[12:34] Tsubaki**
Oh! Th-Then...
Hey, how about a picture of a man?!
**[12:38] Rindou**
A picture?
**[12:39] Rindou**
Good idea! Drawing is my thing!
**[12:43] Rindou**
I'm on it!
**[12:44] Tsubaki**
R-Really?!
**[12:49] Tsubaki**
*Finally, I'll get to see my heart's desire!*
**[12:52] Tsubaki**
*What a man looks like!*
**[12:56] Rindou**
I'm done!
**[13:02] Tsubaki**
*"Gulp..."*
**[13:07] Rindou**
Here.
**[13:19] Tsubaki**
Wh-What... is this?
**[13:23] Rindou**
A man.
**[13:25] Rindou**
I'm proud of it, too.
**[13:32] Tsubaki**
Th-Thank you very much...
**[13:36] Rindou**
You're welcome.
**[13:41] Asagao**
Oh! Rindou and Tsubaki-chan!
***SIGN*** Nice and Tidy
**[13:44] Sazanka**
Have you come to help us?!
**[13:46] Tsubaki**
What did you manage to do this time?
**[13:49] Asagao**
Well...
**[13:51] Asagao**
You know, it's a long story.
**[13:54] Tsubaki**
Wait, I'd just as soon not know.
**[13:56] Tsubaki**
Now, let's hurry and straighten this up.
**[13:59] Asagao**
Aww, I wanna tell you!
**[14:07] Tsubaki**
* I'd never have guessed*
* Rindou's such a bad artist.*
**[14:13] Tsubaki**
*Bad?*
**[14:15] Tsubaki**
*No, I have no way of knowing that.*
**[14:18] Tsubaki**
*I've never seen a man.*
**[14:21] Tsubaki**
*What if... that... really was one?!*
**[14:29] Tsubaki**
*No, no, no! It can't be! Never!*
**[14:31] Tsubaki**
*There's no chance that could—*
**[14:34] Sazanka**
Nee-sama?!
**[14:35] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan?!
**[14:36] Rindou**
Are you okay?
**[14:39] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes. I think.
**[14:42] Tsubaki**
Ow...
**[14:50] Hana**
What? You're having them
clean up document storage?
**[14:54] Konoha**
Yes.
**[14:55] Konoha**
Well, there's nothing in
there they shouldn't see.
**[14:58] Hana**
That's true.
**[14:59] Konoha**
It was in need of cleaning soon,
so the timing seemed ideal.
**[15:10] Konoha**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Man
**[15:13] Sazanka**
You don't suppose...
**[15:15] Asagao**
There's a drawing of a man in here?!
**[15:20] Sazanka**
Let's look at it, Nee-sama!
**[15:22] Asagao**
Let's find out for sure!
**[15:24] Tsubaki**
Of course we can't do that!
**[15:26] Tsubaki**
I'm going to go hand this over to Sensei!
**[15:29] Sazanka**
A peek won't hurt.
**[15:31] Tsubaki**
No way!
**[15:33] Sazanka**
Or so you say, but don't
you want to see it, too?
**[15:37] Tsubaki**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[15:39] Sazanka**
You're a little too much of a model student.
**[15:42] Asagao**
That's right!
**[15:43] Sazanka**
For instance, if your hand
slips, and you see inside,
**[15:48] Sazanka**
that's what you'd call an accident.
**[15:51] Asagao**
Accidents can't be helped!
***SIGN*** Man
**[16:03] Tsubaki**
Forget it! I'm going
straight to Sensei, and—
**[16:06] Asagao**
Shoomp!
**[16:07] Sazanka**
We won't let you go!
**[16:10] Tsubaki**
Do you think the two of you can stop me?
**[16:14] Asagao**
We can!
**[16:15] Sazanka**
We have a new Jutsu that
got us in trouble today.
**[16:18] Asagao**
You know, I don't think even
*you* can beat it, Tsubaki-chan.
**[16:19] Tsubaki**
* That's the "foolish thing"*
* Konoha-sensei mentioned.*
**[16:23] Sazanka**
Okay, here goes!
**[16:24] Tsubaki**
I don't think you can do it.
**[16:28] Sazanka**
When did this happen?!
**[16:30] Tsubaki**
So, I'll be back.
**[16:31] Sazanka**
Please, at least, let us do the Jutsu!
**[16:34] Asagao**
We were saving it for last!
**[16:34] Rindou**
Take care.
**[16:37] Tsubaki**
*I swear.*
**[16:39] Tsubaki**
* Those two only work together*
* when they're up to no good.*
**[16:54] Tsubaki**
*M-Maybe I'll look anyway.*
**[16:57] Tsubaki**
*No, no! Don't do that!*
**[16:59] Tsubaki**
* I must have a firm sense of*
* responsibility, as team leader!*
**[17:05] Tsubaki**
*Inside here, there's a man!*
**[17:08] (Flashback) Sazanka**
For instance, if your hand
slips, and you see inside,
**[17:12] (Flashback) Sazanka**
that's what you'd call an accident.
**[17:15] (Flashback) Asagao**
Accidents can't be helped!
**[17:20] Tsubaki**
*If my hand slips, it's an accident.*
**[17:25] Tsubaki**
*An accident!*
**[17:28] Tsubaki**
*That's just no good!*
**[17:30] Tsubaki**
* I can't forbid them*
* and then go look for myself!*
**[17:35] Tsubaki**
*Because I saw that picture Rindou drew,*
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
* my urge to make sure nearly*
* got the better of me.*
**[17:41] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[17:56] Hana**
You found it, and were bringing it to me?
**[18:01] Hana**
Tsubaki?
**[18:03] Hana**
Hey.
**[18:04] Tsubaki**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[18:06] Hana**
You did well. See you later.
**[18:11] Tsubaki**
Th-That was...
**[18:18] Konoha**
Welcome back.
**[18:22] Konoha**
You took off suddenly.
**[18:24] Konoha**
Was there something in storage
you didn't want seen?
**[18:27] Hana**
It's nothing. Just something from the past.
**[18:29] Konoha**
Would you bother to go get
something that's nothing?
**[18:35] Konoha**
Is it embarrassing, perhaps?
**[18:39] Hana**
Embarrassing, huh?
**[19:26] Hana**
Sure, I'd say it's embarrassing.
**[19:28] Konoha**
Show it to me.
**[19:29] Hana**
No.
**[19:30] Konoha**
Oh, where's the harm?
**[19:34] Sazanka**
Welcome back, Nee-sama!
**[19:37] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan, that was quick!
**[19:39] Rindou**
We're done here, for the most part.
**[19:41] Tsubaki**
Sorry to leave you with it.
**[19:44] Asagao**
Hey, did you really give back that scroll?
**[19:47] Tsubaki**
Yes, I gave it straight to Hana-sensei.
**[19:50] Asagao**
But it was such a discovery!
**[19:54] Sazanka**
So, did you see inside it?
**[19:57] Asagao**
Huh? You saw it?
**[19:58] Sazanka**
What did he look like?
**[20:04] Tsubaki**
I-I didn't see it.
**[20:06] Asagao**
Really?
**[20:07] Tsubaki**
I-I really didn't see it!
**[20:10] Asagao**
Oh, well, poo. You're so upstanding.
**[20:14] Tsubaki**
Come on, you two. Let's hurry
and finish up the cleaning.
**[20:19] Rindou**
All that's left is to sweep the floor.
**[20:21] Asagao**
Then I'll handle the dustpan!
You gather it up, Sazanka.
**[20:25] Sazanka**
Sure, sure.
**[20:26] Sazanka**
But, Asagao, later we do
some serious training.
**[20:28] Asagao**
Nice! Secret serious training!
**[20:31] Tsubaki**
* The contents of the scroll were*
* the same as Rindou's drawing.*
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
*Is that what men look like, after all?*
**[20:39] Tsubaki**
*No, that can't be!*
**[20:42] Tsubaki**
It could never be!
**[20:44] Sazanka**
What could never be, Nee-sama?
**[20:47] Tsubaki**
N-Never you mind!
**[20:50] Tsubaki**
Now, let's get to cleaning!
**[20:51] Tsubaki**
Clean, clean!
**[20:52] Sazanka**
All right!
***SIGN*** Akane Class
**[22:26] Hana**
And so, Konoha and I will be
away for two to three days.
**[22:32] Konoha**
Tsubaki, look after the
village during that time.
**[22:34] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am. Leave it to me.
**[22:36] Konoha**
Well, nothing big has ever happened,
**[22:40] Konoha**
and I doubt anything will then.
**[22:42] Hana**
Yes, everyone should just
do what they normally...
**[22:46] Hana**
do?!
**[22:49] Konoha**
Please don't get up.
**[22:51] Konoha**
Well, we're just going so that
Hana-sensei can see a doctor.
**[22:54] Konoha**
We'll come home as soon as that's done.
**[22:57] Hana**
Don't let the other students
know I'm having back problems.
**[23:02] Tsubaki**
R-Right, ma'am.
**[23:03] Konoha**
*They've all known for some time, though.*
**[23:08] Hana**
So. We're counting on you, Tsubaki.
**[23:10] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[23:11] Tsubaki**
Kunoichi Tsubaki of Akane Class
**[23:14] Tsubaki**
will take responsibility for the
village's safety while you're away!
***SIGN*** Next time:
Showdown!
Akane Class vs.
the Man!?
-Tsubaki
# E13 - Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE1E7X/showdown-akane-class-vs-the-man)
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**[00:08] Tsubaki**
*What I saw on Hana-sensei's scroll...*
**[00:11] Tsubaki**
*It was the same as Rindou's drawing.*
**[00:14] Tsubaki**
*Is that really what men look like?*
**[00:18] Tsubaki**
* It's just so different*
* from what I was expecting!*
**[00:21] Tsubaki**
*For now, I'd better focus on training,*
**[00:24] Tsubaki**
*and think about it as little as possible.*
**[00:31] Tsubaki**
* While Sensei is away, I'm the one*
* in charge of our class' village.*
**[00:37] Tsubaki**
*I've got to keep it together!*
***SIGN*** Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
**[02:12] Tsubaki**
Hey!
**[02:15] Tsubaki**
Everybody quiet down!
***SIGN*** Self-study
**[02:18] Tsubaki**
Let's study like we're supposed to!
**[02:20] Suzushiro**
Aw, come on.
Don't be so stuck on the rules.
**[02:22] Kibushi**
She's right. Both Hana-sensei
and Konoha-sensei are away.
**[02:27] Hinagiku**
They'll never find out we were slacking.
**[02:29] Tsubaki**
None of that!
**[02:30] Tsubaki**
Sensei left me in charge of everyone!
**[02:34] Tsuwabuki**
Tsubaki is so serious.
**[02:37] Hinagiku**
Then how about some special training?
**[02:39] Tsubaki**
Special training?
**[02:41] Hinagiku**
Special Attractiveness Jutsu training.
**[02:43] Benisumomo**
You never learn.
**[02:46] Benisumomo**
But I'd be willing to, in that case.
**[02:48] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[02:49] Benisumomo**
Tsubaki, show us how it's done.
**[02:52] Tsubaki**
N-None of that, either!
**[02:54] Tsubaki**
Let's just review past lessons
or prepare for upcoming ones!
**[02:58] Hinagiku**
Aww.
**[02:59] Hinagiku**
But won't we need Attractiveness Jutsu
when it comes time to defeat a man?
**[03:03] Tsubaki**
Defeat a man...
**[03:05] Benisumomo**
Hey, more importantly.
**[03:07] Benisumomo**
Should you be ignoring that?
**[03:10] Itadori**
Too slow!
**[03:11] Ume**
Wait up!
**[03:14] Tsubaki**
Stop it!
**[03:16] Tsubaki**
Get back here!
**[03:17] Benisumomo**
It's not easy being Tsubaki.
**[03:18] Itadori**
Run for it!
**[03:19] Ume**
Run! Run!
**[03:22] Tsubaki**
I thought I told you to study!
**[03:27] Sazanka**
We won't lose!
**[03:29] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Throw! Throw! Throw!
**[03:31] Uikyou/Kikyou**
Throw! Throw! Throw!
**[03:34] Touwata**
Mind over matter! Willpower! Willpower!
**[03:38] Higuruma**
I bet a man's face looks like this!
**[03:42] Hagi**
If you smoosh your face too much, you'll die.
**[03:45] Hasu**
Don't you think it's like this?
**[03:48] Hagi**
This worldview is too novel,
and it's liable to win me over!
**[03:51] Hagi**
Once that happens, I'll wind up dead!
**[04:00] Higuruma**
You spilled the water!
**[04:02] Hasu**
You're gonna be in trouble.
**[04:03] Higuruma (or someone)**
You're gonna be in trouble!
**[04:11] Rindou**
Today sure was rough.
**[04:13] Tsubaki**
It was. I am *so* tired.
**[04:16] Rindou**
I didn't know it would be
so rough with Sensei away.
**[04:19] Sazanka**
Nee-sama.
**[04:22] Sazanka**
Let's sleep together.
**[04:24] Asagao**
I can't eat another bite.
**[04:27] Tsubaki**
It's not exactly rough for them.
**[04:32] Tsubaki**
I worry about what's coming.
**[04:41] Rindou**
What's all that?!
**[04:44] Mokuren**
Tsubaki! There must be something outside!
**[04:47] Tsubaki**
I'll go take a look!
**[04:50] Tsubaki**
Rindou, Mokuren.
Tell everyone else to stay inside!
**[05:12] Tsubaki**
What's that?
**[05:26] Mokuren**
The village!
**[05:28] Hototogisu**
How could this happen?
**[05:30] Mukuge**
It's terrible!
**[05:31] Kagetsu**
Who would do such a thing?!
**[05:36] Asagao**
Look at this!
**[05:37] Asagao**
My potatoes!
**[05:39] Asagao**
I worked so hard to grow them!
**[05:42] Rindou**
There, there.
**[05:43] Tachiaoi**
The vandal might still be nearby.
**[05:45] Tsuwabuki**
Let's all go teach 'em a lesson!
**[05:47] Shion**
Couldn't we win with this many of us?
**[05:49] Housenka**
Let's get going, then!
**[05:51] Tsubaki**
Hold on a minute.
**[05:53] Tsubaki**
It might be dangerous to pursue right away.
**[05:56] Hinagiku**
Why?
**[05:57] Tsubaki**
Take a look at that.
**[05:59] Kibushi**
Whoa, big footprint!
**[06:01] Mizubashou**
Which means a big body?
**[06:03] Oniyuri**
Looks like we'd best make preparations first.
**[06:07] Suzushiro**
But from the look of things, they were alone.
**[06:08] Higiri**
Who the heck was it?
**[06:11] Tsubaki**
It might have been... a man.
**[06:17] Hinagiku**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[06:19] Mokuren**
Did you see him, Tsubaki?!
**[06:21] Tsubaki**
No, but it was dark,
so I might have been seeing things.
**[06:25] Rindou**
Or maybe you weren't.
**[06:29] Asagao**
Rindou?
**[06:31] Rindou**
At the village where I used to live,
**[06:35] Rindou**
I heard about bandits.
**[06:37] everyone (but Rindou)**
Bandits?
**[06:38] Rindou**
Yeah. That there are savage men who
typically lurk in the mountains,
**[06:44] Rindou**
and attack people to steal their valuables.
**[06:46] Housenka**
What gives?!
**[06:47] Fuki**
One of them ransacked the village?
**[06:49] Ajisai**
Talk about barbaric!
**[06:50] Shion**
But nothing was stolen.
**[06:53] Shion**
Just stuff destroyed here and there.
**[06:54] Tsuwabuki**
Maybe yesterday, he was just scouting.
**[06:58] Tachiaoi**
Meaning, he might come back again tonight?
**[07:02] Hagi**
If something like that
comes back again, I'll die.
**[07:04] Uikyou**
How distressing.
**[07:06] Kikyou**
How scary.
**[07:07] Mokuren**
What do we do?
**[07:13] Hinagiku**
What do we have to be afraid of?
**[07:15] Kibushi**
Hinagiku?
**[07:17] Hinagiku**
If that's how it is, let's fight back!
**[07:20] Benisumomo**
Kick the man's butt, you mean?
**[07:23] Hinagiku**
Of course.
**[07:24] Kibushi**
Well said, Hinagiku!
**[07:26] Higiri**
She's right. We can't just let it slide
after he messed up the village!
**[07:32] Tsubaki**
*A barbaric man, here at the village...*
**[07:35] Tsubaki**
*And while Sensei's away, of all times!*
**[07:38] Tsubaki**
Let's all protect this village!
**[07:41] everyone**
Yeah!
**[07:42] someone**
Okay!
**[07:42] someone**
We'll get him!
**[07:43] Tsubaki**
But don't do anything unreasonable.
**[07:44] ---**
Let's prioritize strengthening our defenses.
**[07:47] Sazanka**
Okay, Nee-sama!
**[07:48] Asagao**
We'll get it done!
**[07:49] Hinagiku**
Okay, let's work up a plan.
**[07:52] Tachiaoi**
How about we designate posts,
and patrol in shifts?
**[07:55] Shion**
It might get tricky once he's in the village.
**[07:58] Shion**
Let's expand our scope
into the nearby forest.
**[08:00] Hototogisu**
Count on us to stand guard over there.
**[08:03] Mizubashou**
We're going to need lots of traps.
**[08:18] Tsubaki**
It's my shift for the watch.
**[08:21] Benisumomo**
That time already?
**[08:22] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[08:24] Tsubaki**
I just hope tonight remains this quiet.
**[08:28] Benisumomo**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[08:30] Benisumomo**
Why don't you and I go get rid of the man?
**[08:34] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[08:36] Benisumomo**
We even roped in girls who
wouldn't do well in a fight.
**[08:38] Benisumomo**
Won't they simply get in the way?
**[08:40] Benisumomo**
So let's just you and me track this guy down.
**[08:44] Tsubaki**
I can't do that.
**[08:46] Benisumomo**
Wait, why not?!
**[08:47] Tsubaki**
It's dangerous to attack first
when it's unclear what his goal is.
**[08:52] Benisumomo**
But, you and I could...!
**[08:56] Tsubaki**
We don't even know where he's
lurking, or from where he'll attack.
**[09:01] Tsubaki**
We can't afford to be away from the village.
**[09:03] Tsubaki**
Right now, we should tighten our defenses.
**[09:06] Benisumomo**
Ah, okay.
**[09:08] Benisumomo**
Do what you want, then.
**[09:10] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo?
**[09:13] Mokuren**
Tsubaki! I brought a midnight snack!
**[09:21] Mokuren**
What's wrong?
**[09:23] Mokuren**
So, that's what happened.
**[09:26] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[09:28] Mokuren**
That's Benisumomo for you, though.
**[09:31] Mokuren**
Hey, Tsubaki, do you remember what
happened when we were little?
**[09:38] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Mokuren!
**[09:39] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
A-Are you okay?!
**[09:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki**
Hinagiku, guard Mokuren!
**[09:46] (Flashback) Hinagiku**
Y-Yeah!
**[09:48] (Flashback) Benisumomo**
Don't come here! Go somewhere else!
**[09:53] Mokuren**
Benisumomo stood up for us.
**[09:55] Tsubaki**
Yes.
**[09:58] Mokuren**
I'm sure she will this time, too.
**[10:01] Mokuren**
She didn't want other
girls exposed to danger.
**[10:07] Tsubaki**
Benisumomo has always been that way.
**[10:15] Tsubaki**
Uh, what is it?
**[10:17] Mokuren**
Oh, nothing.
**[10:19] Tsubaki**
R-Really?
**[10:25] Tsuwabuki**
He's here! Over by the storehouses!
**[10:28] Tsubaki**
Let's go!
**[10:29] Mokuren**
Okay!
**[10:35] Higiri**
Here he comes!
**[10:36] Hasu**
But we set so many traps.
**[10:38] Suzushiro**
Guess he got past all of them!
**[10:40] Suzushiro**
This is as far as you go!
**[10:43] Hasu**
Higiri, headed your way!
**[10:44] Higiri**
Whirlwind Jutsu!
**[10:51] Suzushiro**
How does he move like that?!
**[10:54] Suzuran**
No, you don't!
**[10:56] Shion**
Gotcha!
**[11:01] Shion**
I wish to fight you, man.
**[11:04] Shion**
Here I come!
**[11:08] Shion**
Fire Style!
**[11:12] Ajisai**
Hey, hey!
**[11:13] Ajisai**
Over here, man!
**[11:15] Ajisai**
Huh?!
**[11:17] Shion/Suzuran**
Ajisai!
**[11:22] Suzuran**
Ajisai, are you okay?!
**[11:24] Ajisai**
He slimed me!
**[11:26] Shion**
*That* was a man?
**[11:28] Itadori**
Here goes!
**[11:29] trio**
Transform!
**[11:41] Tachiaoi**
Rindou! Attack from both sides!
**[11:43] Rindou**
Okay, you got it!
**[11:45] Rindou**
Okay, here goes!
**[11:48] Tachiaoi**
Rindou?!
**[11:50] Rindou**
What is this?!
**[11:51] Mizubashou**
Sorry. Are you okay?
**[11:54] Mizubashou**
I rarely get a chance like
this, so I went overboard.
**[11:58] Rindou**
Mizubashou!
**[12:02] Hagi**
If he catches us, we'll die!
**[12:05] Hototogisu**
Here he comes!
**[12:06] Hototogisu**
K-Kagetsu, you go first!
**[12:08] Kagetsu**
I-I can't! You go, Mukuge!
**[12:11] Mukuge**
No way! Hototogisu, you—
**[12:13] Hinagiku**
You three!
**[12:16] Hinagiku**
Move aside.
**[12:17] Hinagiku**
I can take on a man, no problem at all.
**[12:21] Kibushi**
You're the cutest in the world, Hinagiku!
**[12:24] Oniyuri**
Mhm.
**[12:25] Hinagiku**
Naturally.
**[12:26] quintet**
Hinagiku!
**[12:28] Hinagiku**
Let's go!
**[12:29] Hinagiku**
Take this!
**[12:31] Kibushi/Hinagiku/Oniyuri**
Attractiveness Jutsu!
**[12:38] Kibushi**
Hinagiku!
**[12:39] Hinagiku**
What is this?! It's all sticky!
And it sort of stinks!
**[12:43] Kibushi**
You're cute even if you stink, Hinagiku.
**[12:46] Hinagiku**
Attractiveness Jutsu doesn't
work on men at all!
**[12:51] Sazanka**
That's far enough!
**[12:55] Asagao**
We got ahead of him!
**[12:57] Sazanka**
Asagao. The time has finally
come to unveil *that*!
**[13:02] Asagao**
Yeah! What made even Konoha-sensei tremble!
**[13:05] Sazanka**
Our final secret technique!
**[13:08] Sazanka**
Here goes!
**[13:09] Asagao**
You got it!
**[13:12] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:16] Asagao/Sazanka**
Gaching!
**[13:18] Asagao**
Vween!
**[13:20] Sazanka**
Vween!
**[13:23] Sazanka/Asagao**
Boom!
**[13:25] Sazanka**
Asagao's physical ability,
and my command ability...
**[13:28] Sazanka**
If we combine those and cover
each other's weak points,
**[13:32] Sazanka**
we're invincible!
**[13:34] Asagao**
And when we combine,
the effects are multiplied!
**[13:38] Asagao/Sazanka**
Here we go!
**[13:43] Asagao/Sazanka**
Just you wait!
**[13:47] Asagao**
Stop flailing!
**[13:52] Sazanka**
Hey! Where were you looking?!
**[13:54] Asagao**
It's your fault, Sazanka!
**[14:12] Tsubaki**
I won't let you... go any farther!
**[14:35] Benisumomo**
I'll help.
**[14:37] Benisumomo**
You're protecting the village, right?
**[14:40] Tsubaki**
Please do!
**[14:48] Tsubaki**
Let's go, Benisumomo!
**[14:48] Benisumomo**
Let's go, Tsubaki!
**[14:58] Sazanka**
Ow!
**[15:04] Asagao**
Tsubaki-chan's still fighting.
**[15:08] Sazanka**
You can do it, Nee-sama!
**[15:14] Benisumomo**
Tsubaki!
**[15:15] Tsubaki**
You're going nowhere!
**[15:40] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[15:47] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Huh?
**[15:53] Tsubaki**
A monkey?
**[15:55] Benisumomo**
An octopus?
**[16:02] Tsubaki/Benisumomo**
Not a man?
**[16:06] someone**
Go! Go!
**[16:08] someone**
Asagao!
**[16:10] Suzushiro**
We're right in the middle
of our eating contest!
***SIGN*** Eating Contest
**[16:13] Suzushiro**
Dokudami, champion for three years
running, has roared into the lead!
**[16:17] Suzushiro**
And Asagao is right behind her!
**[16:19] Suzushiro**
Tachiaoi seems to be having trouble!
**[16:21] Suzushiro**
And Itadori is gaining, little by little!
**[16:25] Rindou**
Go for it, Asagao!
**[16:31] Hana**
Tsubaki.
**[16:33] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[16:34] Hana**
You did well the other day.
**[16:36] Hana**
I hear you brought everyone together.
**[16:39] Hana**
It's good that you aided the
village in its time of crisis.
**[16:41] Tsubaki**
No... Rather, I guessed wrong that it was
a man, and blew things out of proportion.
**[16:47] Tsubaki**
I'm sorry.
**[16:51] Hana**
At least, it got no worse than that.
**[16:53] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am.
**[16:56] Hana**
It's true that some men
are brutal and dangerous.
**[17:01] Hana**
But...
**[17:03] Hana**
Remember that not all of them are bad.
**[17:10] Hana**
I think I told you once before.
**[17:13] ---**
Falling in love with a member of the
opposite sex is a natural thing.
**[17:21] Hana**
Maybe the day will come
when you love someone, too.
**[17:29] Tsubaki**
Me, too?
**[17:35] Hana**
That is all. You may go.
**[17:38] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am, if you'll excu—
**[17:40] Hana**
Oh, right.
**[17:42] Hana**
One more thing.
**[17:43] Hana**
I think you realize this,
**[17:45] ---**
but be sure not to tell anyone about that
scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
**[17:50] Tsubaki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[17:53] man??**
Scroll?
**[17:57] man??**
What's that all about?
**[18:01] Hana**
Nothing.
**[18:03] Hana**
I never could sense your presence.
**[18:06] Itadori**
No more...
**[18:09] Fuki**
Hey!
**[18:10] Ume**
You okay?!
**[18:11] Fuki**
Be strong! I did tell you not to overdo it.
**[18:12] Ume**
Itadori!
**[18:13] Dokudami**
Another helping!
**[18:15] Suzushiro**
Oh, my! Dokudami eats her eleventh!
**[18:18] Suzushiro**
That puts her in the lead
over second-place Asagao!
**[18:21] Hana**
Thanks for covering while I was away.
**[18:23] man**
Hey, no problem. Your students
did all the work for me, anyway.
**[18:26] Sazanka**
What're you doing, Asagao?!
**[18:29] Sazanka**
You don't lose to anyone,
when it comes to eating!
**[18:29] Hana**
I see.
**[18:30] man**
What do you think of the
Akane Class kunoichi?
**[18:31] Sazanka**
Do this right!
**[18:33] Hana**
They're all doing their best.
**[18:35] man**
Especially that one who was just here?
**[18:38] Hana**
Yes.
**[18:39] Hana**
I'm thinking of someday leaving
Akane Class in Tsubaki's hands.
**[18:45] Sazanka**
Nee-sama!
**[18:47] Asagao**
I won, Tsubaki-chan!
**[18:49] Rindou**
Asagao was amazing!
**[18:51] Tsubaki**
I knew you could do it.
**[18:54] Rindou**
Go on, Sazanka. Show it to her.
**[18:57] Asagao**
I gave her the hair ribbon I got for winning!
**[19:01] Tsubaki**
It looks good on you.
**[19:04] Sazanka**
Thank you!
**[19:06] Asagao**
Thanks for cheering for me, Sazanka.
**[19:10] Sazanka**
If you can't win here,
you really are just an overeater.
**[19:13] Asagao**
There you go again!
**[19:16] Sazanka**
As a fellow member of Team Dog,
I can't have you looking pathetic!
**[19:20] Rindou**
But how do you *really* feel?
**[19:26] Tsubaki**
Men aren't so bad, huh?
**[19:32] Tsubaki**
Will the day come for me, too?
**[19:37] Tsubaki**
When I meet an actual man?
**[19:40] Tsubaki**
And, when I fall in love?
**[19:43] (Flashback) Hana**
I think you realize this,
**[19:46] (Flashback) Hana**
but be sure not to tell anyone about that
scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
**[19:54] Tsubaki**
Huh?
**[19:55] Tsubaki**
"Scrawled-over"?
**[19:59] Rindou**
Oh, Tsubaki.
**[20:01] Rindou**
They're both already asleep.
**[20:03] Tsubaki**
Okay.
**[20:06] Rindou**
Look, I'd say Sazanka took
quite a liking to it.
**[20:14] Tsubaki**
It's time I too got some—
**[20:17] Tsubaki**
Rindou, that...
**[20:20] Rindou**
Oh, this?
**[20:22] Rindou**
Sazanka and Asagao.
Because they're so cute when they sleep.
**[20:27] Tsubaki**
Sazanka and Asagao?
**[20:31] Rindou**
See, don't you think Sazanka's
hair ribbon here came out well?
**[20:35] Tsubaki**
Hair ribbon?
**[20:37] Rindou**
Oh, yes. I drew you, too, Tsubaki.
**[20:39] Rindou**
Take a look.
**[20:44] Rindou**
Tsubaki?
**[20:45] Tsubaki**
So that's it.
**[20:47] Rindou**
Huh?
**[20:48] Tsubaki**
So *that's* it!
**[20:54] Tsubaki**
Time to get up! Let's go to breakfast!
**[20:57] Asagao**
Breakfast!
**[20:59] Sazanka**
Good morning, Nee-sama!
**[21:01] Rindou**
Morning.
**[21:03] Tsubaki**
Time for another day full of training!
***SIGN*** Dining
Hall
**[21:19] Tsubaki**
*Men are horrible. Things to be feared.*
**[21:24] Tsubaki**
*But, why is it?*
**[21:27] Tsubaki**
*Why is my heart beating so fast?*
**[21:31] Tsubaki**
* I feel sort of happy, a little*
* embarrassed, and excited.*
**[21:36] Tsubaki**
* I want to put this feeling*
* away for safe keeping.*
**[21:47] Tsubaki**
*Until someday, when I find love.*
**[21:51] Rindou**
Hey, Tsubaki.
**[21:53] Rindou**
Did something good happen, by chance?
**[21:55] Asagao**
What, what?
**[21:56] Sazanka**
Is it true, Nee-sama?
**[22:04] Tsubaki**
It's a secret.
***SIGN*** The End
-Tsubaki
**[23:37] Tsubaki**
The end!