Season 1

E1 - Men Are Dangerous

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[00:02] Tsubaki
    Men are horrible. Things to be feared.
[00:12] Tsubaki
    But, why is it?
[00:31] Tsubaki
    Why is my heart beating so fast?!
SIGN    Dog
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[00:40] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry, Sensei!
SIGN    Men Are Dangerous
[00:43] someone
    What's up?
SIGN    Team
    Dog
[00:45] Ume
    What's going on?
[00:47] Ume
    Did something happen?
[00:48] Housenka
    It's Sazanka and Asagao.
[00:50] Housenka
    Word is, they're missing.
[00:52] Ume
    Again?
[00:53] Tsubaki
    I suspect they went outside.
[00:56] Ume
    Is it a desertion?
[00:57] Housenka
    Goofing off, more like.
[00:59] Hana
    As the leader of Akane Class's Team Dog,
SIGN    Asagao Sazanka Tsubaki
[01:03] Hana
    how will you take
    responsibility for this situation?
[01:05] Tsubaki
    I'll bring them back at once!
[01:08] Hana
    Wonderful...
[01:10] Hana
    And tonight, of all times...
[01:12] Hinagiku
    Sensei, is something happening tonight?
[01:18] Hana
    Aoi Class has a nighttime lesson.
[01:20] student
    No way!
[01:21] student
    Aoi Class?
[01:21] student
    That means they're nearby?
[01:23] Kibushi
    Aoi Class, she said!
[01:25] Hinagiku
    You mean the filthy men on the
    other side of the mountains?
[01:29] Ajisai
    I hear men are incredibly stupid!
[01:31] ---
    Seems they have big bodies,
    but small brains!
[01:34] Higuruma
    They're just like monkeys, right?
[01:36] Housenka
    From what I hear, they're kinda stinky!
[01:40] Ume
    That's so weird!
[01:42] Itadori
    Yuck, don't they ever take baths?
SIGN    Team
    Dog
[01:45] Ajisai
    Also, also, their crotch is
    their weak spot. Frail fail!
[01:52] Hana
    Fools!
[01:54] Hana
    Don't take men lightly!
[01:57] Hana
    Don't I always tell you?
[01:59] ---
    They're strong, and highly barbarous!
[02:02] Hana
    Underestimate them at your peril!
[02:08] Hana
    Well, so long as you get it.
[02:11] Hana
    Can two or three of you go with her?
[02:14] Tsubaki
    Sensei.
[02:16] Tsubaki
    Is it all right if I go alone?
[02:18] Tsubaki
    I'd... feel bad about inconveniencing
    girls from other teams.
[02:25] Hana
    I guess you can manage on your own.
[02:28] Hana
    They're all scared of men, anyway.
[02:31] Tsubaki
    It might be that they're scared of you.
[02:38] Hana
    I leave it to you, then.
[02:40] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:41] Tsubaki
    I, Akane Class kunoichi Tsubaki, will be
    sure to return with Sazanka and Asagao!
[02:47] Hana
    Mhm.
[02:52] Hana
    Be sure not to let those two near any men.
[02:56] Hana
    You hear?
[02:56] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:58] Tsubaki
    I shall return!
[03:07] Hana
    I just hope nothing happens.
[03:12] Tsubaki
    Men are up in the mountains.
[03:22] Tsubaki
    M-Men are...
[03:24] Tsubaki
    Stop that!
[03:27] Tsubaki
    Sazanka, Asagao...
[03:34] Asagao
    Hey, Sazanka.
[03:36] Asagao
    Let's just go home!
[03:38] Sazanka
    What are you talking about, Asagao?
[03:40] Sazanka
    We're going to show Nee-sama
    what we can do. Look alive!
[03:43] Asagao
    I can't. I'm too tired. And I'm hungry.
[03:52] Sazanka
    You know, sleepiness and
    hunger are your downfall.
[03:56] Asagao
    Can't take any more...
[03:58] Sazanka
    Have it your way.
    Let's find some mushrooms.
[04:04] Sazanka
    Asagao?!
[04:05] Sazanka
    What're you doing? Pull yourself together.
[04:09] Sazanka
    Hey, this is no time for...
[04:13] Sazanka
    Asagao?
[04:17] Sazanka
    Hey, are you o—
[04:21] Sazanka
    L-Looks like that woke you up.
[04:26] Asagao
    Hey, what are we doing again?
[04:29] Sazanka
    Huh? Did you hit your head?
[04:32] ---
    We're searching for men.
[04:36] Sazanka
    Now do you remember?
[04:39] Asagao
    Huh. And so, you slipped out
    in the middle of the night.
[04:44] Tsubaki
    You're a bad girl, Sazanka.
[04:48] Sazanka
    N-N-
[04:51] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[04:52] Tsubaki
    I'm here to catch you, Sazanka.
[04:54] Sazanka
    Oh...
[04:55] Sazanka
    This is such a habit, I just...
[04:58] Tsubaki
    You are too much.
[05:01] Tsubaki
    So...
[05:03] Tsubaki
    How is it you know there are
    men up in the mountains?
[05:06] Sazanka
    I heard the teachers talking.
[05:11] Tsubaki
    Was that when you were off playing hooky?
[05:13] Tsubaki
    I swear...
[05:15] Sazanka
    It's not like that!
[05:16] Sazanka
    I was picking flowers to give to you.
[05:20] Sazanka
    That's when... I happened to overhear it.
[05:25] Tsubaki
    And so, what did you intend to do?
[05:29] Tsubaki
    Could it be, you were...
[05:32] Sazanka
    Yes, of course!
    I was going to beat them up!
[05:35] Sazanka
    Men are the enemy of women!
[05:38] ---
    I'm not about to let this chance
    slip away when they're so close!
[05:44] Tsubaki
    We're leaving.
[05:45] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[05:46] Tsubaki
    Sensei was livid.
[05:49] Tsubaki
    You even dragged Asagao into this.
    You're such a bad girl, Sazanka.
[05:55] Sazanka
    I'm sorry, Nee-sama!
[06:00] Sazanka
    I thought I could get you to
    praise me if I defeated the men.
[06:05] Sazanka
    That's why...
[06:10] Tsubaki
    I'm glad you're all right.
[06:12] Tsubaki
    Now, let's go home.
[06:18] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[06:19] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Were those more crocodile tears?!
[06:22] Sazanka
    No need to worry, Nee-sama.
[06:24] Sazanka
    Those men will all fall before my might.
[06:28] Sazanka
    You can praise me later!
[06:29] Tsubaki
    Stop right there!
[06:33] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[06:40] Tsubaki
    Bad girl!
[06:42] Asagao
    Was that a good idea?
[06:44] Asagao
    Tricking Tsubaki-chan.
[06:47] Asagao
    She came to get us.
[06:49] Sazanka
    If we go home right now,
    Sensei will just let us have it.
[06:53] Sazanka
    If we defeat the men,
    I'm sure Nee-sama will praise us, too.
[06:57] Asagao
    I'm not so sure.
[06:58] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Asagao!
[06:59] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan?!
[07:01] Sazanka
    She caught up already?!
[07:02] Tsubaki
    You bad girls are coming
    home if I have to drag you!
[07:05] Asagao
    See?! She's mad!
[07:08] Sazanka
    We'll give her the slip!
[07:09] Asagao
    I don't think it'll work!
[07:29] Sazanka
    Asagao!
[07:50] Tsubaki
    Let's go home.
[07:52] Sazanka/Asagao
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:54] Tsubaki
    There'll be punishment when we get back.
[07:56] Asagao/Sazanka
    Yes, ma'am.
[07:57] Tsubaki
    It'll probably mean going
    without food tomorrow.
[08:01] Asagao
    That's too much! It'll kill me!
[08:04] Asagao
    I just got brought along, that's all!
[08:07] Tsubaki
    It's a shared responsibility.
[08:09] Tsubaki
    All three of us will be punished.
[08:12] Sazanka
    Even you?
[08:18] Asagao
    Food!
[08:21] Tsubaki
    Listen, you two.
[08:23] ---
    If you've learned your lesson,
    start following the rules and—
[08:34] Tsubaki
    The sounds of kunai...
[08:36] Sazanka
    It must be the men, Nee-sama.
    Let's go over there!
[08:39] Tsubaki
    Men are...
[08:40] Sazanka
    This is our chance to stand out!
[08:42] Tsubaki
    Men are... close by!
[08:45] Sazanka
    We can get out of being punished!
[08:47] ---
    You really want to beat up
    the men, too, don't you?!
[08:54] Tsubaki
    I want to see for myself.
[08:57] Sazanka
    You want to "see"?
[08:59] Tsubaki
    Uh, no...!
[09:00] Sazanka
    I get it! You can't come out and say it
    in your position, so you're being vague!
[09:04] Tsubaki
    Wrong! Please forget about it!
[09:06] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[09:07] Tsubaki
    Let's go home!
[09:09] Tsubaki
    I let slip what I really think...
[09:12] Sazanka
    Let's go check it out!
[09:14] Tsubaki
    No!
[09:15] Tsubaki
    Men are stupid, simple,
    loud, dirty, and foolish.
[09:21] Tsubaki
    But we must never take them lightly.
[09:23] Tsubaki
    We mustn't go near them.
[09:25] ---
    That's what we've always been taught.
[09:29] Tsubaki
    So, why is it?
[09:32] Tsubaki
    Lately, a desire to learn about
    men has been growing in my heart!
[09:40] Tsubaki
    My face feels hot, too.
[09:42] ---
    Is there something wrong with me?
[09:45] Sazanka
    How about this?! We'll just spy on them!
[09:50] Tsubaki
    Spy?
[09:51] Sazanka
    That's right! We'll just watch!
[09:54] Tsubaki
    T-True, it might prove useful
    to confirm what they look like.
[10:00] Sazanka
    Yippee!
[10:01] Tsubaki
    What am I saying?!
[10:03] Sazanka
    Let's do this, Asagao.
[10:04] Asagao
    Do what? Aren't we just looking?
[10:07] Sazanka
    No, dummy! Nee-sama actually
    wants us to beat them up.
[10:11] Tsubaki
    No, don't do this! Haven't I always
    followed the straight and narrow?!
[10:15] Sazanka
    Let's go!
[10:18] Tsubaki
    We're just going to look. That's final.
[10:21] Sazanka
    But of course!
[10:24] Tsubaki
    Oh, God. Please forgive me.
[10:28] Tsubaki
    I'll just look.
    And then I'll go straight home!
[10:34] Tsubaki
    Up ahead...
[10:36] ---
    there are men...
[10:44] man?
    Is someone there?
[10:58] Sazanka
    Hey, Nee-sama! Why did we run?!
[11:03] Tsubaki
    Scouting was a no-go, too!
[11:05] Sazanka
    Let's go back there and kick some butt!
[11:07] Tsubaki
    "Kick"?! Were you even listening to me?!
[11:11] ---
    Bad girl!
[11:16] Tsubaki
    Um, are you, by any chance...
[11:21] ---
    a man?
[11:24] Tsubaki
    Just a moment, please!
[11:26] Tsubaki
    Let me have a look!
[11:34] Sazanka
    Good morning, Nee-sama.
[11:37] Tsubaki
    It was a dream?
[11:38] Sazanka
    It's unusual for you to oversleep.
[11:42] Tsubaki
    Oversleep?!
[11:43] Sazanka
    It's not so late that you need to panic.
[11:45] Tsubaki
    Oversleeping is oversleeping.
[11:48] Sazanka
    Nee-sama?
[11:50] Sazanka
    Did last night's punishment
    affect you that badly?
[11:56] Tsubaki
    No, I simply overslept.
SIGN    Dining
    Hall
[12:00] Asagao
    Gimme more! Make it a huge helping!
SIGN    Asagao
[12:04] Itadori
    How much do you eat, anyway?
[12:06] Asagao
    Rice is yummy!
[12:08] Tsubaki
    Asagao.
[12:10] Tsubaki
    Good morning.
[12:11] ---
    You're eating a lot, as always.
[12:13] Asagao
    Morning, Tsubaki-chan.
[12:15] Asagao
    I was really hungry, thanks to Sazanka.
[12:18] Sazanka
    Huh? What're you talking about, dumb Asagao?
[12:21] Sazanka
    You always eat a ton.
[12:23] Sazanka
    You overeater.
[12:24] Asagao
    Nah, I don't overeat.
[12:27] ---
    Look at how much I've grown.
[12:29] Asagao
    If you don't eat more,
    you won't get any taller.
[12:33] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[12:33] Tsubaki
    Cut that out.
[12:34] Sazanka
    What did you say?!
[12:35] Asagao
    It's the truth!
[12:36] Sazanka
    Hearing it from your stupid mouth irks me!
[12:38] Asagao
    The one who says "stupid" is the stupid one!
[12:40] Ume/Itadori
    Shut up! Take a seat first!
[12:42] Tsubaki
    Let's hurry and eat.
SIGN    Tsubaki
[12:47] Tsubaki
    Thank you for the food.
[12:48] Tachiaoi
    Want to do afternoon team
    activities together?
[12:51] ---
    I'm teaching my girls how to use kunai.
[12:53] Shion
    That sounds good. I'll join you.
[12:56] Tsuwabuki
    Your chopsticks stopped moving again.
    Eat properly.
[13:01] Tsubaki
    This fish is delicious.
[13:03] Sazanka
    Yes, Nee-sama.
[13:04] Tsubaki
    Thank goodness, Asagao.
[13:07] ---
    We didn't have to go without breakfast.
[13:09] Asagao
    It's thanks to my fake crying!
[13:11] Sazanka
    What part of that was fake?
    It was shameful.
[13:16] Sazanka
    "I want to eat!
    Please forgive me, Sensei!"
[13:19] Asagao
    It wasn't like that!
[13:21] Asagao
    And wasn't it all your
    fault in the first place?!
[13:24] Sazanka
    Would've worked if you
    weren't slow in the head.
[13:25] Tsubaki
    Let's just eat in peace.
[13:26] Asagao
    For the record, "Huh?!"
[13:27] Benisumomo
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[13:29] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo. Good morning.
[13:31] Benisumomo
    You went looking for men
    in the mountains yesterday?
[13:34] ---
    Fill me in on the details.
[13:36] Ajisai
    I want to hear them, too!
[13:37] Higuruma
    So do I!
[13:38] Hinagiku
    I'm curious, too!
[13:40] Kibushi
    Tell us! Tell us!
[13:41] Benisumomo
    So...
[13:43] Benisumomo
    Did you see them?
[13:44] Tsubaki
    Huh? Oh, no, it was dark.
[13:47] ---
    I only heard voices.
[13:49] Higuruma
    You didn't get a good look?
[13:50] Benisumomo
    Well, then.
[13:51] Ajisai
    Boring.
[13:53] Tsubaki
    Don't tell me you girls are...
[13:55] Tsubaki
    interested in men?
[13:58] Benisumomo
    They definitely stink.
[14:00] Ajisai
    I hear they don't take baths.
[14:02] Benisumomo
    Is that so?
[14:03] Kibushi
    I wonder how dumb they are.
[14:05] Hinagiku
    Could you hit them, and they wouldn't notice?
[14:07] Kibushi
    That dumb?
[14:08] Ajisai
    Also, also, they've got big bodies,
    but a weak crotch.
[14:12] Ajisai
    I hear you can take 'em down in an instant!
[14:13] Tsubaki
    Maybe there is something wrong with me.
[14:14] Benisumomo
    What's with that?
[14:15] Higuruma
    Talk about weird.
[14:19] Higuruma
    Wait for me!
[14:20] Tachiaoi
    Hey!
[14:21] Tachiaoi
    We don't play with the laundry!
SIGN    Men
[14:24] Hana
    For a ninja, there is a mental
    rule of paramount importance.
[14:29] Hana
    Namely...
[14:30] Tsubaki
    "Men."
[14:31] Hana
    imperturbability.
[14:32] Tsubaki
    The way it's written gives an
    impression of something firm,
[14:32] Hana
    At all times, you must endeavor to
    be capable of making calm deci...
[14:36] ---
    and sort of thick and hard...
[14:38] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[14:39] Tsubaki
    Could actual men be that way?
[14:41] Hana
    Hey.
[14:43] Mokuren
    Tsubaki.
[14:44] Hana
    On your feet, Tsubaki!
[14:45] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[14:49] Hana
    It's rare for you not to be listening.
[14:53] Tsubaki
    S-Sorry, ma'am.
[14:55] Hana
    Team Dog already has two
    problem children as it is.
[14:59] Hana
    You need to keep a level head.
[15:01] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am...
[15:03] Hana
    Right. Be sure to focus your
    strength in your abdomen.
SIGN    Strength in one's abdomen
SIGN    Strength in one's abdomen
[15:07] Tsubaki
    Strength in my abdo—"men"?
[15:10] kanji
    Men
[15:10] kanji
    Men
[15:10] Tsubaki
    "Men"!
[15:12] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[15:13] Hana
    What's wrong? You can sit down now.
[15:16] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[15:20] Mokuren
    On our last day off, you know?
[15:22] Mokuren
    I took a walk down to the pond, and you
    know what I found there? A bird's nest.
[15:27] Mokuren
    They were so cute!
[15:30] Tsubaki
    I wonder if Mokuren ever
    has men on her mind.
[15:31] Mokuren
    Let's go see them together next time.
[15:35] Mokuren
    Tsubaki?
[15:37] Mokuren
    What's with you today? Do you feel poorly?
[15:40] Tsubaki
    No, it's nothing.
[15:42] Mokuren
    Really?
[15:43] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[15:44] Mokuren
    If you're worn out, just speak up.
[15:46] Mokuren
    Leave it to our Team Monkey medical experts.
[15:51] Tsubaki
    Thank you, Mokuren.
[15:56] Higuruma
    Oh...
[15:57] Shion
    You're trying too hard.
[15:59] Shion
    If you throw using your whole body,
    you won't need as much arm strength.
[16:00] Ajisai
    You know, men don't take baths, so they're
    totally stinky! Especially their feet.
[16:03] ---
    Keep that in mind.
[16:04] Higuruma
    I will.
[16:05] Hagi
    Stinky? That's gross.
[16:08] Sazanka
    I missed you, Nee-sama.
[16:10] Sazanka
    Why must our morning classes
    be in different places?
[16:14] Asagao
    Because you're not the same age, Sazanka.
[16:16] Sazanka
    I know that!
[16:17] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan is an upperclassmen,
    and we're underclassmen.
[16:20] Sazanka
    I already told you, I know!
[16:22] Housenka
    Hear this, Team Dog!
[16:24] Housenka
    Today's the day we take your team name!
[16:26] ---
    I challenge you to a fair fight!
[16:30] Sazanka
    Team Monkey runt.
[16:32] Housenka
    We're both nearly the same height, you runt!
[16:35] Sazanka
    What did you say?!
[16:37] Tsubaki
    Stop that, Sazanka.
[16:39] Mokuren
    Housenka!
[16:41] Mokuren
    You shouldn't do that!
[16:43] Tsuwabuki
    I'll say...
[16:44] Mokuren
    You'll interfere with their training.
[16:46] Housenka
    Yeah, but...!
[16:48] Housenka
    This is our chance to become Team Dog!
[16:50] Housenka
    "Monkey" is unsophisticated
    and I've had enough!
[16:53] Tsuwabuki
    "Monkey" is not unsophisticated.
[16:55] Tsuwabuki
    Besides, beating them isn't
    going to change our team name.
[16:59] Mokuren
    Sorry to bother you.
[17:02] Tsubaki
    No problem.
[17:03] Mokuren
    When I mentioned you weren't feeling
    well, she went running off.
[17:08] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[17:09] Mokuren
    Well, don't overdo it!
[17:16] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Let's go straight
    home and sleep together!
[17:21] Asagao
    Good idea! You shouldn't overdo it.
[17:24] Tsubaki
    I-I'm fine, okay?
[17:26] Tsubaki
    I think these two just want to skip training.
[17:30] Sazanka
    Nee-sama.
[17:31] Sazanka
    Are you really all right?
[17:37] Tsubaki
    Just watch this.
[17:45] Asagao
    Whoa! Bull's-eye on both! Amazing!
[17:49] Sazanka
    True to form, Nee-sama!
[17:50] Tsubaki
    Next up, shuriken.
[17:52] Sazanka
    Okay!
[17:53] Sazanka
    If you would, Nee-sama!
[17:56] Tsubaki
    As team leader, I have to be
    sure not to worry these two.
[18:02] Tsubaki
    I have to keep it together!
[18:04] Ajisai
    And y'know, men...
[18:05] Tsubaki
    Men?!
[18:06] Ajisai
    They're huge, but they've got a weak crotch!
[18:12] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! You're unwell after all!
[18:13] Tsubaki
    I-It's not that!
[18:14] ---
    My hand just slipped!
[18:17] Tsubaki
    N-Next, I'll transform.
[18:19] Asagao
    Into what?
[18:20] Tsubaki
    Into you, Asagao.
[18:22] Asagao
    Yay!
[18:23] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[18:24] Tsubaki
    Focus, focus.
[18:27] Mukuge
    Are they that filthy?
[18:29] Ajisai
    Yeah! And they smell, too!
[18:29] Tsubaki
    Focus!
[18:31] Mukuge
    Huh, I heard they're beatable
    if you aim for the crotch.
[18:34] Hototogisu
    I wouldn't want to touch that.
[18:35] Kagetsu
    They're hopeless in so many ways, men.
[18:38] Tsubaki
    Men!
[18:43] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[18:44] Tsubaki
    No, wait! This is...
[18:45] Asagao
    So cute!
[18:47] Tsubaki
    U-Um, I mean...
[18:48] Asagao
    So, Tsubaki-chan.
[18:50] Asagao
    Haven't you been screwing up
    whenever you hear the word "men"?
[18:55] Asagao
    How come?
[18:57] Tsubaki
    H-Hey!
[18:58] Sazanka
    Let's go, Asagao.
[19:00] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[19:07] Asagao
    What's the big idea?
[19:09] Sazanka
    We can't have other people
    hearing this, can we?
[19:12] Asagao
    Huh?
[19:13] Sazanka
    This is a crisis.
[19:15] Sazanka
    When it comes to men...
[19:18] Sazanka
    I can't believe Nee-sama
    might be afraid of them.
[19:23] Tsubaki
    Th-That's not it! It's not that I'm afraid!
[19:26] Sazanka
    But it's something else?
[19:27] Tsubaki
    Uh, no...
[19:29] Tsubaki
    I-It's just a coincidence, really.
[19:32] Asagao
    Then, hey.
[19:33] Asagao
    Why not try an experiment?
[19:39] Sazanka
    Okay, Nee-sama.
[19:40] ---
    Please use Fire Style Jutsu to
    evaporate this entire puddle.
[19:45] ---
    Normally, you'd be able to do it.
[19:48] Sazanka
    However, just before you use the Jutsu,
    I'm going to whisper the word "men."
[19:53] Sazanka
    If you can't do it...
[19:55] Sazanka
    it will mean you're afraid of men.
[19:58] Asagao
    I thought it up. Isn't that great?
[20:00] Tsubaki
    I know.
[20:03] Tsubaki
    I can't afford to make these
    girls worry any further.
[20:07] Tsubaki
    Just focus, like always...
[20:11] Tsubaki
    Anytime you're ready.
[20:13] Sazanka
    All right.
[20:16] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[20:18] Tsubaki
    Wh-What are you doing, Sazanka?!
[20:20] Sazanka
    C-Couldn't help it!
    Next time I'll do it right!
[20:24] Tsubaki
    You mean that?
[20:24] Sazanka
    Let's go!
[20:28] Sazanka
    I'm not lying!
[20:32] Tsubaki
    I'm counting on you.
[20:33] Sazanka
    Okay!
[20:38] Sazanka
    M-e-n.
[20:45] Housenka
    Tsubaki is off her game.
    No way will I miss this chance.
[20:49] Housenka
    I'll defeat them while I can,
    and take the name of Team Dog!
[21:04] Sazanka
    N-Never mind evaporation.
    You made a crater.
[21:08] Asagao
    Wow, Tsubaki-chan!
[21:10] Sazanka
    Hey, Asagao! How do you figure
    she's "afraid of men"?!
[21:14] Asagao
    Huh?
[21:15] Sazanka
    This is more amazing than usual!
[21:17] Tsubaki
    What just happened?
[21:17] Asagao
    Wasn't this your idea, Sazanka?!
[21:19] Sazanka
    It was kind of your idea!
[21:20] Tsubaki
    Something must*...
[21:20] Asagao
    For the record, "Huh?!"
[21:23] Sazanka
    Don't go telling lies!
[21:23] Tsubaki
    
...be wrong with me...*
[21:24] Asagao
    You're the one who's quick to lie!
[21:26] Sazanka
    What did you say?!
[22:59] Benisumomo
    Say, is it true you saw
    what a man looks like?
[23:02] Asagao
    Yeah, I saw one. I see well in the dark.
[23:06] Benisumomo
    Transform and show us, then.
[23:08] Asagao
    Sure thing.
[23:11] Tsubaki
    I can't believe Asagao got a look at a man!
[23:15] Tsubaki
    This means I get to see one!
[23:18] Asagao
    Poof!
[23:20] Asagao
    Huh?! I turned into a fish?!
[23:23] Ume
    Come to think of it,
    Asagao sucks at Transformation Jutsu.
[23:24] Asagao
    Glub! Glub! Glub!
[23:30] Tsubaki
    I sure wanted to see a man...
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Effort and Giftedness
    Escape Plan
    with Nee-sama
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued!

E2 - Effort and Giftedness | Escape Plan with Nee-sama

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[00:04] Tsubaki
    There.
[00:08] Tsubaki
    I end up losing track of time
    when I train alone at night.
[00:22] Tsubaki
    Somebody's there.
[00:24] Tsubaki
    Could it be... a ma—?!
[00:34] Tsubaki
    Stop right there!
[00:41] Tsubaki
    This is...
[00:47] Tsubaki
    Well, well.
[00:49] Tsubaki
    Don't tell me I have to
    straighten this up, too.
[02:25] Hana
    That's all for today.
SIGN    Effort and Giftedness
[02:27] Hana
    For the afternoon, you'll practice
    team versus team combat.
[02:30] murmuring
    Combat practice?
[02:30] Hana
    Team leaders will choose the opposing teams.
[02:33] Hana
    That is all.
[02:37] Tsubaki
    Combat practice, huh?
[02:39] Mokuren
    It always comes so abruptly.
[02:41] Tsubaki
    Sensei must decide it on a whim.
[02:43] Tsubaki
    Even so, it ties in with our ongoing
    evaluations, so we must try to win.
[02:48] Tachiaoi
    Hey, Tsubaki, could you go
    up against my team again?
[02:51] Tsubaki
    Fine by me. Against Team Rat,
    we always learn something.
[02:55] Benisumomo
    Fight my team, Tsubaki.
[02:58] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo... Tachiaoi and I were just...
[03:02] Benisumomo
    Would you let us have them?
[03:04] Tachiaoi
    Huh?
[03:06] Tachiaoi
    Sure.
[03:07] Tsubaki
    Tachiaoi!
[03:07] Benisumomo
    Then it's decided.
[03:10] Benisumomo
    Looking forward to it, Tsubaki.
[03:14] Tsubaki
    You invited us first. I'm sorry.
[03:17] Tachiaoi
    It's cool.
[03:18] ---
    Benisumomo's strong, and you're about
    the only one who can match her.
[03:21] ---
    You and I will spar next time.
[03:24] Mokuren
    Benisumomo can be pushy.
[03:27] Tachiaoi
    What about your team, Mokuren?
    Want to pair up?
[03:31] Mokuren
    Sure.
[03:32] Tachiaoi
    Okay, I'll check with Hagi
    and Higuruma, too.
[03:35] Mokuren
    Okay!
[03:36] Sazanka
    We're going to fight Team Sheep?
[03:38] Touwata
    Hey, Beni-senpai! You could
    have at least checked with us!
[03:41] Benisumomo
    Does it matter?
    We'll win lickety-split, then take it easy.
[03:46] Benisumomo
    That works.
[03:47] Touwata
    What's with that rationale?!
[03:49] ---
    You always decide on your own.
[03:49] Sazanka
    It isn't too late.
    Let's pick another team, Nee-sama.
[03:52] Tsubaki
    What for?
[03:52] ---
    There are parts where willpower
    and effort are enough,
[03:53] Sazanka
    I mean, Touwata is too stuck on willpower
    and hard work to know when to quit.
[03:56] ---
    but our devised plan varies
    based on which team we face,
[03:58] Sazanka
    Mizubashou is so good at
    setting traps, it's a pain.
[03:59] ---
    so there are preparations to make!
[04:01] Sazanka
    Then there's Benisumomo.
[04:04] ---
    She's super tough.
[04:06] Benisumomo
    Well, I'm gifted.
[04:09] Touwata
    That doesn't mean it's okay to
    just lie around all the time!
[04:13] Touwata
    Effort first, then effort second!
[04:14] ---
    Third, fourth, and fifth
    are likewise effort!
[04:16] ---
    And after that, it's willpower, willpower—
[04:18] Benisumomo
    I can't take all this hot-bloodedness.
[04:21] Benisumomo
    Why not save that stuff for when
    you've gotten stronger than me?
[04:27] Sazanka
    Ugh, what a jerk.
[04:29] Touwata
    Mizu-senpai, chime in anytime!
[04:31] Mizubashou
    Oh, sorry. I wasn't listening.
[04:35] Benisumomo
    Well, see you this afternoon.
[04:37] Touwata
    Wait, Beni-senpai!
SIGN    Sheep
[04:42] Touwata
    About our strategy this time.
SIGN    A
SIGN    B
SIGN    C
SIGN    D
SIGN    E
[04:44] Touwata
    I will lure the enemy using hard work!
    And guide them here using willpower!
[04:49] Touwata
    Mizu-senpai, put traps here.
[04:51] Mizubashou
    Okay.
[04:52] Touwata
    And here, Beni-senpai will—
[04:53] Benisumomo
    Got it!
[04:57] Touwata
    Hey, where are you going?!
[04:59] Benisumomo
    It boils down to the usual plan, right?
[05:01] ---
    I'll go take a nap until Team Dog shows up.
[05:03] Mizubashou
    And I'm concerned about the traps
    I set, so I'll go check on them.
[05:08] Touwata
    Huh?!
[05:09] Benisumomo
    See ya.
[05:16] Tsubaki
    Now, what should we do for a plan?
[05:19] Sazanka
    The last time we faced Team Sheep,
[05:21] ---
    Asagao fell for a food trap,
    and we lost when she got taken hostage.
[05:25] (Flashback) Asagao
    Let me out!
[05:27] Sazanka
    You weakest link.
[05:29] Asagao
    Huh?!
[05:30] Asagao
    Before that, we lost because
    Benisumomo tricked you!
[05:33] Sazanka
    I couldn't help that!
[05:35] Asagao
    I can't help it with food, either!
[05:37] Sazanka
    Those are two different things!
[05:38] Asagao
    Then food is a different thing, too!
[05:40] Sazanka
    That isn't what I meant!
[05:42] Asagao
    Food isn't what I...
[05:44] Sazanka/Asagao
    Touwata!
[05:46] Asagao
    She's here already!
[05:47] Sazanka
    You've got guts, waltzing in here alone!
[05:49] Touwata
    No, wait! You've got it wrong!
[05:51] Touwata
    I came to ask Tsubaki-san for a favor!
[05:54] Tsubaki
    A-A favor?
[05:56] Touwata
    Well...
[05:58] Touwata
    Tsubaki-san! Could you fight
    one-on-one with Beni-senpai?!
[06:02] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[06:04] Touwata
    Please give her a real thrashing!
[06:06] Tsubaki
    Huh?!
[06:08] Touwata
    You're the only one who can
    win against Beni-senpai!
[06:11] Touwata
    Please!
[06:12] Tsubaki
    Well, um...
[06:14] Tsubaki
    Just calm down, and explain.
[06:19] Touwata
    Well, you see... Beni-senpai has talent,
[06:24] ---
    yet she puts all her focus
    on that instead of effort.
[06:27] Touwata
    Just earlier, she went off somewhere,
    talking about a nap.
[06:32] Touwata
    I just know there'll be trouble if she
    never learns the importance of hard work.
[06:37] Touwata
    S-So...
[06:40] Touwata
    I'm worried about her.
[06:44] Tsubaki
    All right.
[06:46] ---
    I'll do it.
[06:47] Touwata
    R-Really?! Thank—
[06:50] Touwata
    What gives?!
[06:54] Tsubaki
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[06:54] Touwata
    Let me go, already!
[06:58] Sazanka
    Your tricks won't work on us.
[07:00] Touwata
    No! I would never!
[07:02] Tsubaki
    That's right! Touwata never meant to—
[07:05] Sazanka
    Either way.
[07:07] Sazanka
    Now, our team is sure to win.
[07:09] Asagao
    That's right.
[07:12] Tsubaki
    They never got over being taken hostage.
[07:15] Sazanka
    Now, we'll use her to
    make them admit defeat...
[07:17] Asagao
    ...then go take it easy!
[07:19] Tsubaki
    Hey, you two!
[07:22] Touwata
    Ow!
[07:24] Sazanka
    What the heck?!
[07:26] Asagao
    Help!
[07:27] Sazanka
    Asagao, you're heavy!
[07:29] Asagao
    Says you, but I can't move!
[07:31] Mizubashou
    Oh?
[07:34] Mizubashou
    Sorry, that's one I set purely out of habit.
[07:37] Sazanka
    Time to break a habit, then!
[07:40] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan, help!
[07:43] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, get me out!
[07:47] Tsubaki
    Well, I'll go fight Benisumomo.
[07:49] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[07:51] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan!
[07:52] Tsubaki
    Mizubashou, be a dear
    and let those two down.
[07:55] Mizubashou
    Sure.
[07:56] Touwata
    Willpower, Tsubaki-san!
[08:26] Benisumomo
    Oh. It's you, Tsubaki.
[08:28] Tsubaki
    I had a feeling you'd be here, Benisumomo.
[08:32] Benisumomo
    How did you know that?
[08:35] Tsubaki
    Because we've known each other a long time.
[08:38] Benisumomo
    Huh...
[08:40] Tsubaki
    Touwata asked me to fight you.
[08:44] Tsubaki
    Your teammates still don't know, do they?
[08:47] Tsubaki
    That you're an incredibly hard worker.
[08:50] Benisumomo
    Never tell them, either!
[08:52] Benisumomo
    You and Sensei are the only ones who know.
[08:55] Benisumomo
    If this got out, it'd hurt my reputation.
[08:59] Tsubaki
    I don't think that's true.
[09:01] Tsubaki
    It's awesome that you work so hard.
[09:04] Benisumomo
    Stop that! It's embarrassing!
[09:07] Benisumomo
    Now, then.
[09:09] Benisumomo
    Shall we dance? It's been a while.
[09:12] Tsubaki
    It has, since we went one-on-one!
[10:05] Sazanka
    That's...
[10:08] Asagao
    Wonder if she's okay.
[10:10] Sazanka
    Of course she is, dumb Asagao!
[10:12] Touwata
    Beni-senpai!
[10:26] Tsubaki
    Touwata was worried about whether
    you'd be all right from now on.
[10:31] Benisumomo
    I see.
[10:33] Benisumomo
    I had better train more, then.
[10:37] Tsubaki
    You should just reveal your secret.
[10:39] Benisumomo
    Don't wanna.
[10:41] Touwata
    Beni-senpai!
[10:42] Sazanka
    Are you okay, Nee-sama?!
[10:45] Touwata
    Which of you won?
[10:48] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    It's a draw.
[10:51] Mizubashou
    I haven't seen you like this
    in a while, Benisumomo.
[10:55] Mizubashou
    Are you injured?
[10:56] Benisumomo
    I'm fine.
[10:57] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[10:58] Asagao
    Want me to call the medical team?
[11:00] Tsubaki
    No, I'm fine.
[11:07] Touwata
    I, uh... never thought you'd
    tie with Tsubaki-san.
[11:11] Touwata
    I do think that's amazing.
[11:15] Touwata
    But if you'd worked hard, you might have won.
[11:20] Benisumomo
    Next time I'll win.
[11:23] Touwata
    I-If you don't put forth any effort,
    you'll never win a match you can't win now!
[11:30] Benisumomo
    I can win.
[11:32] Benisumomo
    After all,
[11:34] ---
    I'm a genius.
[11:39] Touwata
    T-Team Dog! And you, Beni-senpai!
[11:43] Touwata
    Someday, I'll beat you using my hard work!
[11:45] ---
    You'll learn how important it is!
[11:49] Benisumomo
    Yes, yes. I look forward to it.
[11:52] Touwata
    That makes it official!
    Don't you go regretting it later!
[11:56] Mizubashou
    Okay, bye now.
[11:57] Touwata
    You'll see how important hard work is!
[11:59] Benisumomo
    Yes, yes.
[12:00] Sazanka
    I don't know if they've
    got it together or not.
[12:03] Asagao
    Weird team.
[12:05] Sazanka
    But thank goodness you're okay, Nee-sama!
[12:07] Asagao
    I'm kind of wiped out!
[12:09] Tsubaki
    Then why don't we stay here and take it easy?
[12:12] Sazanka/Asagao
    Agreed!
[12:19] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, today for a change they
    didn't skimp on the side dishes!
SIGN    Dining Hall
SIGN    Escape Plan With Nee-sama
[12:22] Asagao
    Fish is nice, but I wanted
    some other meat, too.
[12:26] Sazanka
    You ate plenty. You could
    even stand to cut back.
[12:29] Asagao
    But then I'd die!
[12:31] Sazanka
    Don't you agree, Nee-sama?!
[12:38] Asagao
    Sazanka, next to your mouth, there's—
[12:39] Sazanka
    Oh, shut up!
[12:40] Tsubaki
    I've heard that men eat
    a lot, but is that true?
[12:46] Tsubaki
    Oh, no! Lately my mind's
    been on men too much!
[12:50] Tsubaki
    I need to stay focused.
[12:52] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[12:54] Tsubaki
    Yes? What is it, Sazanka?
[12:57] Mokuren
    Tsubaki.
[12:59] Mokuren
    I heard today's lesson switched
    from Scroll 1 to Scroll 2.
[13:04] Tsubaki
    Is that so?
[13:05] Mokuren
    You'll go get yours, right?
    Let's go together.
[13:07] Tsubaki
    Okay.
[13:09] Sazanka
    Uh...!
[13:10] Tsubaki
    See you this afternoon. Work hard in class.
[13:16] Asagao
    You've got some rice on your face.
[13:17] Sazanka
    I know!
[13:19] Asagao
    Why are you angry?!
[13:28] Asagao
    I didn't eat any meat, so I'm already hungry!
[13:33] Sazanka
    Hey, Asagao.
[13:34] Asagao
    Huh?
[13:35] Sazanka
    Wanna sneak out of class?
[13:39] Asagao
    We can't do that.
[13:40] Sazanka
    I want to see Nee-sama.
[13:42] ---
    She hasn't paid any attention to me today!
[13:44] Asagao
    But isn't it in the rules?
[13:46] ---
    Something like, it's wrong
    to sneak out of class.
[13:49] Sazanka
    Blame that on Nee-sama's class
    being in a different hut!
[13:53] Sazanka
    And it's so far away!
[13:54] Tsubaki
    Oh, my.
[13:56] Sazanka
    Don't you think she's
    been ignoring us lately?
[14:02] Asagao
    She spaces out now and then.
[14:04] Sazanka
    Earlier, I put that rice grain on
    my face so she'd get it for me,
[14:08] ---
    and she didn't even notice.
[14:10] Asagao
    Oh, so that was on purpose.
[14:12] Sazanka
    That's right.
[14:14] Sazanka
    Anyway, I want to go see her.
[14:17] Asagao
    I think Tsubaki-chan will
    get mad if you sneak out.
[14:20] Sazanka
    Don't be dim, Asagao.
[14:26] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[14:28] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[14:30] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[14:32] Tsubaki
    You braved danger just to come see me.
[14:35] Tsubaki
    Such a bad girl...
[14:39] Sazanka
    That's how it's sure to go!
[14:41] Asagao
    I wonder.
[14:43] Housenka
    You two are so annoying,
    like screeching monkeys.
[14:47] Housenka
    How about we switch team names, after all?
[14:50] Asagao
    Morning, Housenka!
[14:50] sign
    Bathroom
[14:52] Sazanka
    You're the monkey.
[14:54] ---
    Which is fitting, given your team name.
[14:56] Sazanka
    Besides, showing off after coming out of
    the bathroom makes you look like an idiot.
[15:02] Housenka
    I've had diarrhea since yesterday.
    I can't help it.
[15:06] Housenka
    Again...
[15:07] Konoha
    All right, be seated.
[15:09] Kagetsu
    Sensei's here.
[15:09] Konoha
    It's time to start class.
[15:11] Asagao
    I'll go pee now.
[15:18] Housenka
    Make it quick, okay?
[15:22] Asagao
    Huh? Sazanka!
[15:24] Sazanka
    Sensei! Asagao can't do
    her business by herself,
[15:27] ---
    so I'm helping!
[15:30] Konoha
    Huh?
[15:30] Mukuge
    She needs "help"!
[15:31] Asagao
    I can do it by myself, you know!
[15:36] Sazanka
    Don't come out until I come back.
[15:39] ---
    Or I'll get found out.
[15:40] Asagao
    Huh?! This doesn't work for me!
[15:43] Sazanka
    I'll give you some dried sweet potato later.
[15:45] Asagao
    Sweet potato?
[15:47] Sazanka
    Don't let me down.
[15:48] Asagao
    Sweet potato...
[15:49] Housenka
    Hey, Asagao! Hurry up in there!
[15:53] Asagao
    It might take a little longer.
[15:56] Housenka
    Why?! Are you doing more than peeing?!
[15:59] Asagao
    Not exactly...
[16:00] Housenka
    And why can't you manage by yourself?!
[16:02] Housenka
    You're pretty huge, for a baby!
[16:04] Kagetsu
    Oh, wow.
[16:06] Hototogisu
    "Baby," she said.
[16:07] Mukuge
    So embarrassing.
[16:10] Housenka
    Hey! How long will it take?!
[16:15] Sazanka
    Oh.
[16:16] Sazanka
    This one's like Nee-sama.
[16:26] Sazanka
    Stuck on Nee-sama.
[16:32] Sazanka
    You must be me.
SIGN    Potatoes
SIGN    Asagao
[16:38] Asagao
    It's always this way! It's Sazanka's fault!
SIGN    Don't use these,
    Asagao.
    —Sazanka
[16:42] Asagao
    I haven't even done anything wrong!
SIGN    Don't use these,
    Asagao.
    —Sazanka
[16:45] Asagao
    But I'm the one they always get mad at!
[16:48] Asagao
    I can't stand you, Sazanka!
[17:00] Asagao
    Whatever! I'll do it!
[17:05] Sazanka
    I get to see Nee-sama!
    I get to see Nee-sama!
[17:09] Asagao
    Sazanka!
[17:11] Asagao
    Hold it!
[17:13] Sazanka
    Hey, what're you doing?!
[17:15] ---
    I told you not to come out until I got back!
[17:17] Asagao
    I couldn't stay in there!
    They were all laughing!
[17:21] Asagao
    Besides!
[17:22] Asagao
    I was told I get no dinner
    if I don't catch you!
[17:27] Sazanka
    Oh, you are so useless!
[17:31] Asagao
    This way!
[17:34] Sazanka
    Asagao's serious!
[17:36] Asagao
    Dinner!
[17:44] Asagao
    Stop!
[17:45] Sazanka
    No!
[17:46] Hagi
    Sazanka and Asagao.
[17:47] Tachiaoi
    They should be in class.
    What're they doing?
[17:51] Asagao
    Dinner!
[17:52] Sazanka
    Asagao!
[17:54] Sazanka
    If you let me go, I'll give you more than
    enough dried sweet potato for dinner!
[17:58] Sazanka
    It's a good deal for you.
[18:01] Asagao
    Let me think it over.
[18:02] Higuruma
    Hey, you two!
[18:05] Higuruma
    Check it out! We caught a huge boar!
[18:08] Higuruma
    It'll be fresh pork for supper!
[18:22] Mokuren
    What's the matter?
[18:22] Tsubaki
    Oh, well... I just felt uneasy.
[18:27] Tsubaki
    Here's hoping nothing bad happens.
[18:30] Mokuren
    Tsubaki, you're pretty
    good at those predictions.
[18:33] Mokuren
    Maybe there's a man nearby.
[18:36] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[18:37] Mokuren
    Just kidding.
[18:38] Mokuren
    There wouldn't be.
[18:40] Tsubaki
    A m-man...
[18:42] Tsubaki
    No, stop. Don't dwell on it.
[18:47] Tsubaki
    And this morning, that's how I missed
    out on what Sazanka was talking about.
[18:51] Tsubaki
    This afternoon, I'll be sure
    to listen to what she...
[19:03] Asagao
    It's your fault, Sazanka.
[19:05] ---
    You break that "don't sneak
    out of class" thingy.
[19:09] Asagao
    Plus, we're getting boar meat tonight.
    I'm not about to miss out on that.
[19:13] Sazanka
    Then, how about this?!
[19:14] Asagao
    You can't tempt me!
    Because tonight's pork night.
[19:17] Sazanka
    I'll give you my entire meat portion!
[19:21] Sazanka
    If this works, it'll mean double the meat.
[19:25] Asagao
    Double the meat!
[19:27] Asagao
    If you insist.
[19:29] Asagao
    Just for a little while.
[19:31] Sazanka
    She's so simple.
[19:35] Tsubaki
    Number 1: You will not do whatever
    you want without permission.
[19:39] Tsubaki
    Have you forgotten the Akane Class rules?
[19:44] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[19:49] Asagao
    U-Um, Sensei told me to go bring her back.
[19:55] Asagao
    Oh, right!
[19:56] Asagao
    That "don't do whatever you want"
    rule you were talking about!
[20:00] Asagao
    I told Sazanka about that, too,
    but she doesn't listen one bit!
[20:04] Tsubaki
    I heard that whole part
    about her tempting you.
[20:08] Asagao
    Run away!
[20:10] Asagao
    You snuck out of class, too, Tsubaki-chan!
[20:13] Tsubaki
    I got permission.
[20:20] Tsubaki
    Why did you go and sneak out?
[20:28] Sazanka
    I mean...
[20:35] Sazanka
    The weather's nice,
    so I wanted to take a walk.
[20:47] Tsubaki
    See that it doesn't happen again.
[20:57] Asagao
    Sazanka, why did you lie?
[21:01] Sazanka
    Well...
[21:02] Sazanka
    I figured I wouldn't be able to hold back,
    and I'd tell her everything on my mind.
[21:08] Sazanka
    And I didn't want Nee-sama
    to think it was her fault.
[21:14] Asagao
    I don't really get it.
[21:21] Tsubaki
    That was not a convincing lie.
[21:25] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry.
[21:27] ---
    This afternoon, I'll give
    you my undivided attention.
[21:32] Tsubaki
    Mm, smells nice.
[23:09] Asagao
    Double the meat...
[23:11] Asagao
    Sazanka, you'll really give me all of it?
[23:15] Sazanka
    Technically, it was a promise.
[23:18] Asagao
    Sazanka...
[23:21] Tsubaki
    Then, Sazanka and I will go halfsies.
[23:24] Sazanka
    Halfsies?
[23:25] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[23:26] Asagao
    So, I can eat all this?!
[23:28] Tsubaki
    Feel free.
[23:28] Sazanka
    Then, then, Nee-sama,
    I want you to feed some to me!
[23:32] Tsubaki
    If you insist. Just for today.
[23:32] Asagao
    The fatty part's melting
    right on top of my tongue!
[23:34] Sazanka
    Okay!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Friendly Showdown
    Tag (The Man Is It)
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued!

E3 - Friendly Showdown / Tag (The Man Is It)

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[00:11] Tsubaki
    Our afternoon team activity
    will be food procurement.
[00:17] Asagao
    Yay! I hope we can get some meat!
[00:20] Asagao
    Emergency provisions had just run out, too.
[00:24] Sazanka
    This won't turn out very well.
[00:27] Sazanka
    Because every single time,
    some idiot goes charging in headlong.
[00:35] Asagao
    Hey! Who do you mean?!
[00:36] Sazanka
    I mean you, of course!
[00:38] Asagao
    Huh?! You take that back!
[00:39] Tsubaki
    You two need to get along better!
[00:41] Asagao/Sazanka
    But...!
[00:43] Tsubaki
    Be friendlier!
SIGN    Friendly Showdown
[02:19] Sazanka
    Ow!
[02:21] Asagao
    Come back!
[02:26] Asagao
    My midnight snack...
[02:28] Sazanka
    Hey, Asagao, it's your fault!
[02:30] Sazanka
    And don't you owe me an apology?!
[02:31] Asagao
    You're the one who ran into me!
[02:33] Sazanka
    I spotted it first!
[02:35] Asagao
    No, you didn't! I did!
[02:37] Tsubaki
    Good grief.
[02:37] Sazanka
    Yes, I did! Where were you looking?!
[02:40] Tsubaki
    Can't you get along a little better?
[02:42] Sazanka
    Not possible with a doofus like her!
[02:44] Asagao
    That's my line, you know!
[02:47] Sazanka
    If we weren't on the same team,
    I'd never do anything with Asagao!
[02:51] Asagao
    Huh?! You bother me all the time, too!
[03:03] Tsubaki
    Both of you!
[03:06] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Disgraceful.
[03:10] Tsubaki
    Uikyou and Kikyou of Team Snake!
[03:15] Uikyou
    They're quarreling.
[03:17] Kikyou
    That they are.
[03:19] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Quarreling is disgraceful.
[03:22] Tsubaki
    Great timing! Could you teach
    these girls how to get along?
[03:28] Sazanka
    Come on, Nee-sama! I can't get
    along with someone like her!
[03:33] Asagao
    Like I said, that's my line!
[03:37] Uikyou
    We've always been close.
[03:41] Kikyou
    So, teaching's easier said than done.
[03:45] Tsubaki
    Maybe you have some advice, or something?
[03:53] Uikyou/Kikyou
    We have no advice...
[03:56] Uikyou/Kikyou
    but the secret to getting along...
[04:00] Uikyou/Kikyou
    is right here.
[04:01] Tsubaki
    There is such a thing?
[04:06] Uikyou
    But I don't think it would work.
[04:08] Kikyou
    Yeah, they're too unfriendly.
[04:12] Uikyou
    So...
[04:13] Kikyou
    On that note...
[04:14] Tsubaki
    Oh! You two!
[04:17] Uikyou
    If you insist on seeing it...
[04:19] Kikyou
    ...try taking it from us.
[04:24] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Asagao!
[04:28] Tsubaki
    What are you doing?!
    Come on, after them!
[04:31] Sazanka
    Oh, what does it matter?
[04:34] Asagao
    Let's look for food instead.
[04:36] ---
    We already lost some, thanks to Sazanka.
[04:39] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[04:40] Asagao
    Well, we did.
[04:41] Tsubaki
    As team leader, I order you!
[04:43] Tsubaki
    Both of you work together,
    and steal the scroll from Team Snake.
[04:48] Sazanka
    Order all you like, but that's still...
[04:52] Tsubaki
    Upon your success, I'll give Asagao
    my side dishes at dinner tonight!
[04:58] Tsubaki
    And for you, Sazanka,
    we'll share a futon tonight!
[05:03] Sazanka
    Don't get in my way.
[05:05] Asagao
    Back at you.
[05:07] Sazanka/Asagao
    Okay! Here goes!
[05:13] Asagao
    Ow...
[05:16] Asagao
    What is this?!
[05:19] Tsubaki
    And learn about teamwork, while you're at it.
[05:26] Sazanka
    Anyway, let's do this.
[05:29] Asagao
    Yeah...
[05:32] Sazanka/Asagao
    Ow!
[05:34] Sazanka
    Don't people usually lead
    with the outside foot?!
[05:35] Asagao
    I have no idea, you know!
[05:45] Uikyou
    Chocolate vine.
[05:47] Kikyou
    Looks yummy.
[05:52] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Ahh.
[05:53] Sazanka/Asagao
    Team Snake duo!
[05:59] Sazanka/Asagao
    Hand over the scroll!
[06:05] Kikyou
    Why're your legs tied together...
[06:08] Uikyou
    ...when you get along so poorly?
[06:10] Kikyou
    Yeah.
[06:11] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan did this.
[06:13] Sazanka
    Hah! Because we get along better
    than you two do, naturally.
[06:20] Uikyou
    But it's all you can do just to walk around.
[06:24] Kikyou
    Yeah.
[06:25] Uikyou/Kikyou
    We'll play your little game.
[06:34] Asagao
    Wow...
[06:36] Kikyou
    Have some...
[06:37] Uikyou
    ...chocolate vine.
[06:39] Asagao
    Chocolate vine!
[06:40] Sazanka
    You stupid—
[06:43] Asagao
    Ow...
[06:44] Sazanka
    What're you doing?!
[06:46] Asagao
    Well, I...
[06:47] Uikyou
    They're quarreling again.
[06:49] Kikyou
    Disgraceful.
[06:52] Sazanka
    Here goes, Asagao.
[06:54] Sazanka
    One...
[06:55] Sazanka/Asagao
    ...two!
[07:02] Asagao
    Keep going!
[07:03] Asagao
    One, two!
[07:12] Sazanka
    One more time!
[07:13] Sazanka
    One, two!
[07:21] Asagao
    At this rate, I'll never
    get extra side dishes!
[07:25] Sazanka
    I'll be sleeping alone.
[07:27] Asagao
    Hey, what do we do?
[07:41] Asagao
    Huh?!
[07:44] Sazanka
    You're the stronger of us, and I'm lighter.
[07:49] Sazanka
    Leave directions and support to me.
[07:51] Asagao
    Sazanka!
[07:52] Sazanka
    I'll tell you the plan, so lean in.
[07:57] Uikyou
    They've started cooperating.
[07:59] Kikyou
    That they have.
[08:01] Uikyou/Kikyou
    But...
[08:04] Sazanka
    Got it?
[08:11] Uikyou/Kikyou
    It's a little late.
[08:14] Sazanka
    That's... Sleep Bell Jutsu!
[08:18] Uikyou
    Too late to realize that now.
[08:21] Kikyou
    Soon enough, you'll fall asleep.
[08:31] Asagao
    Ow!
[08:34] Sazanka
    I'll keep pinching, so get to running!
[08:37] Sazanka
    No sleep until we take it!
[08:42] Asagao
    You, too, Sazanka!
[08:56] Uikyou
    Smoke, against us?
    When we're in perfect step?
[09:00] Kikyou
    Too bad it's pointless.
[09:05] Kikyou
    Uikyou!
[09:07] Uikyou
    I can't get loose!
[09:08] Kikyou
    Hold on. I'll undo it.
[09:15] Asagao
    I have a good nose, don't I?
[09:19] Sazanka
    Good plan, too!
[09:22] Uikyou
    We lost.
[09:24] Kikyou
    Yeah.
[09:30] Sazanka/Asagao
    Yes!
[09:34] Asagao
    Side dishes!
[09:35] Sazanka
    Sleeping together!
[09:42] Uikyou
    These two get along well.
[09:44] Kikyou
    Yeah.
[09:46] Kikyou
    After all, they're unfriendly...
[09:49] Uikyou
    ...but there they are, asleep together.
[09:51] Asagao
    Side dishes...
[09:52] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[09:54] Kikyou
    They tried hard not to fall asleep.
[09:57] Uikyou
    Yeah.
[09:58] Kikyou
    But I think it would take more
    than pinching to oppose our Jutsu.
[10:02] Uikyou
    I bet they get along so poorly,
[10:04] ---
    they were pinching incredibly hard.
[10:08] Kikyou
    Which means, being unfriendly
    is its own kind of strength?
[10:15] Uikyou
    Could be.
[10:17] Tsubaki
    They ended up losing, huh?
[10:20] Uikyou
    They tried hard at the end, though.
[10:22] Kikyou
    But then, fell asleep.
[10:25] Tsubaki
    I see.
[10:26] Kikyou
    Well, we'll be going.
[10:29] Uikyou
    You can see to them.
[10:32] Tsubaki
    Uikyou, Kikyou.
[10:35] Tsubaki
    Isn't that scroll with the secret
    of getting along really just blank?
[10:43] Uikyou/Kikyou
    You figured it out.
[10:45] Kikyou
    Are you mad?
[10:46] Uikyou
    That we tricked you?
[10:48] Tsubaki
    No.
[10:49] Tsubaki
    You played a trick to teach
    them the value of teaming up.
[10:57] Tsubaki
    Thank you very much.
[11:01] Uikyou
    Sure.
[11:03] Uikyou
    It's just, watching a dysfunctional pair...
[11:07] Kikyou
    ...proves to us all over
    again how well we get along.
[11:13] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Y'know?
[11:16] Uikyou
    Ready to go, Kikyou?
[11:18] Kikyou
    Sure, Uikyou.
[11:21] Tsubaki
    I wonder if they're just
    hiding their embarrassment.
[11:33] Tsubaki
    Maybe now, they've grown a little closer?
[11:44] student
    Well, just try replacing it.
SIGN    Tag (The Man Is It)
[11:47] student
    Replacing it?
[11:48] Hinagiku
    I mean, look.
[11:49] ---
    Aren't men big and slow?
SIGN    Once-in-a-lifetime
SIGN    encounter
[11:53] Hinagiku
    Can't you win if you just get
    behind them, and let them have it?
[11:56] Kibushi
    Oh, good call!
[12:00] Tsubaki
    They're talking about men.
[12:02] Kibushi
    They're too dumb!
[12:03] Hinagiku
    You said it!
[12:12] Suzuran
    Um...
[12:14] Suzushiro
    Look at this!
[12:16] Suzushiro
    My rendition of a man!
[12:18] Tachiaoi
    Hey!
[12:19] Hana
    Everyone, outside.
[12:26] Hana
    Listen up.
[12:28] Hana
    Today's classes are canceled.
[12:30] Hana
    Instead, we're going to play tag.
[12:35] Itadori
    For real? Hooray!
[12:37] Hana
    However, anyone who gets
    caught gets no dinner.
[12:41] Asagao
    Huh?!
[12:42] Asagao
    Hey! That's cruel, you know!
[12:44] Hana
    You girls have been making
    fun of men too much lately.
[12:48] Hana
    You need a reminder that they're dangerous.
[12:53] Hana
    The first thing you do
    when you see a man is run.
[12:55] ---
    To train your body to do so,
[12:57] ---
    the person who's "it" will
    be considered "male."
[13:01] Hinagiku
    Male?
[13:02] Ume
    It's man tag!
[13:03] student
    Say what?
[13:04] student
    That's weird.
[13:05] Benisumomo
    But, Sensei.
[13:07] Benisumomo
    If we think of whoever's it as male,
[13:10] ---
    we'll have no choice but
    to fight, if cornered.
[13:14] Benisumomo
    What do we do then?
[13:16] Hana
    If your only remaining option is to fight?
[13:19] Hana
    That's fine. Then, you may fight.
[13:22] Benisumomo
    Heck, that'll be easy.
[13:25] Touwata
    There you go again.
[13:26] Hana
    However.
[13:28] Hana
    I'll play the part of the man.
[13:31] Benisumomo
    No way...
[13:33] Hana
    If you remain uncaught until evening,
    or defeat me, you girls win.
[13:37] Housenka
    That's totally impossible!
[13:39] Hana
    I told you, I'm training you
    to be inherently wary of men.
[13:44] Asagao
    We don't stand a chance.
[13:45] Hagi
    I'll die if I go without food...
[13:47] Mokuren
    Oh, dinner...
[13:47] Higuruma
    "No food" is too harsh!
[13:50] student
    This isn't fair!
[13:50] Hana
    Then I'll toss in a small handicap.
[13:53] Hana
    If even just one of you
    can remove my hair tie,
[13:56] ---
    I'll treat that as a victory for your side.
[13:59] Hana
    I'll guarantee dinner for everyone.
[14:02] Housenka
    Either way, it's impossible!
[14:03] Ajisai
    Who made you so mad, Sensei?!
[14:03] Asagao
    Stupid upperclassmen!
[14:07] Hana
    You can go anywhere in Akane Class territory.
[14:09] Hana
    Including inside buildings, of course.
[14:12] Hana
    So, we begin when I reach ten.
[14:15] Hana
    One.
[14:18] Hana
    Two.
[14:21] Hana
    Three.
[14:27] Konoha
    Is your back okay?
    I'll take your place, if you like.
[14:31] Hana
    No, I'm fine.
[14:34] Hana
    I just hope this gives them
    a sense of fear and caution.
[14:41] Konoha
    Indeed.
[14:46] Sazanka
    What do we do, Nee-sama?
[14:48] Tsubaki
    First, let's come up with a plan.
[14:51] Sazanka
    That's my Nee-sama!
[14:53] Asagao
    You're reliable, Tsubaki-chan!
[14:55] Tsubaki
    Sensei said she would play the male role.
[14:59] Asagao
    Mhm.
[15:00] Tsubaki
    Which means...
[15:03] ---
    she might be using Transformation
    Jutsu to change into one!
[15:09] Asagao
    Huh? What does that have to do with it?
[15:12] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! We know you're afraid,
    but please try to keep it together.
[15:26] Kagetsu
    Hototogisu.
[15:27] Kagetsu
    Over here.
[15:30] Hototogisu
    Okay.
[15:45] Mukuge
    Please, don't notice us!
[15:47] Kagetsu
    Mukuge, shh!
[16:08] Kagetsu
    Thank goodness.
[16:10] Hototogisu
    I thought maybe she saw me come in here.
[16:12] Mukuge
    Kagetsu takes off running like a shot.
[16:15] Kagetsu
    Yeah, well...
[16:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu
    Huh?
[16:26] Mukuge
    Sensei's snakes!
[16:31] Sazanka
    A scream...
[16:32] Tsubaki
    Somebody must have gotten caught.
[16:34] Asagao
    Let's hurry and come up
    with a plan to get away.
[16:38] Tsubaki
    There's no getting away from Sensei.
[16:40] Asagao
    Huh?! But earlier, you talked about a plan!
[16:45] Tsubaki
    Yes, that's right.
[16:47] Tsubaki
    A plan to defeat her.
[16:49] Asagao
    I seriously don't think
    that'll work, you know!
[16:52] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, that is a bit much.
[16:54] Asagao
    I just know I won't get dinner!
[17:04] Asagao
    Meat!
[17:06] Tsubaki
    Wait, Asagao! That's so obvious!
[17:11] Hana
    You fall too easily for food.
    Asagao, no dinner.
[17:15] Asagao
    I'd, at least, like one bite, you know!
[17:21] Hana
    They got away.
[17:24] Tachiaoi
    Higuruma, can you squeeze in a little more?
[17:28] Higuruma
    Squeeze over that way more, Hagi.
[17:31] Hagi
    If I squeeze any more,
    I'll suffocate and die.
[17:34] Higuruma
    You'll be fine.
[17:36] Tachiaoi
    I hope she doesn't find us.
[17:40] Hana
    Tachiaoi, no food.
[17:52] Hana
    Ume, Itadori, Fuki! No food!
[17:57] Hana
    Hinagiku, Kibushi! No food!
[18:01] Hana
    Housenka, Mokuren! No food!
[18:06] Hana
    And, next is...
[18:09] Benisumomo
    Sensei, I'd like to fight you.
[18:12] Hana
    Benisumomo, huh?
[18:14] ---
    What are you doing, coming right to me?
[18:16] Benisumomo
    Because it's rare I get to go up against you!
[18:37] Hana
    Your skills have improved.
[18:39] Hana
    Looks like you're training properly.
[18:50] Hana
    However, you're not there yet.
[18:57] Hana
    No food. Keep up the good work.
[19:14] Hana
    My back...
[19:16] Konoha (Sazanka)
    Hana-sensei.
[19:18] Konoha (Sazanka)
    Are you all right?
[19:20] Konoha (Sazanka)
    I came to see how your back is doing.
[19:23] Hana
    Konoha? I'm fine.
[19:26] Konoha (Sazanka)
    Here, grab hold of me.
[19:32] Hana
    Have you gotten a little shorter?
[19:35] Konoha (Sazanka)
    N-No, how could I?
[19:37] Hana
    Your eyes seem different, too.
[19:45] Konoha (Tsubaki)
    Your Transformation Jutsu is good,
    Sazanka, but it needs work.
[19:51] Hana
    Thanks.
[19:52] Konoha (Tsubaki)
    Sure. But how is your back?
[19:56] Hana
    No need to worry.
[20:10] Tsubaki
    Now, I'll just take Sensei's hair tie!
[20:20] Tsubaki
    She's too wary for it to work.
[20:24] Tsubaki
    No.
[20:25] ---
    Sazanka sacrificed herself
    as a decoy, for this chance.
[20:29] Tsubaki
    Everyone's dinner depends on me!
[20:33] Tsubaki
    I must do this!
[20:34] Hana
    Konoha.
[20:35] Konoha (Tsubaki)
    Y-Yes! What is it?
[20:39] Hana
    Do you think I'm too strict with the girls?
[20:42] Konoha (Tsubaki)
    No.
[20:44] Hana
    I see.
[20:45] ---
    There's no other choice.
[20:48] Hana
    We can't have things go
    back to how they were then.
[20:52] Hana
    We must keep lying about men being scary.
[21:07] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[22:44] Tsubaki
    Men... aren't scary?
[22:50] Hana
    Tsubaki...
[22:54] Hana
    Transformation Jutsu?
[22:56] Hana
    What I was just saying...
[23:00] Hana
    Tsubaki! Wait!
[23:10] Konoha
    Hana-sensei.
[23:12] Hana
    Konoha?
[23:13] Konoha
    Is it your back? I did tell you so.
[23:16] Hana
    You're the real thing?
[23:19] Konoha
    Huh?
[23:20] Hana
    Catch Tsubaki.
[23:23] Hana
    I messed up.
[23:25] Hana
    She ended up hearing about you-know-what!
[23:28] Tsubaki
    It's a lie that men are scary...
[23:31] Tsubaki
    I heard it straight from her!
[23:33] Tsubaki
    What do I do now?!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Men and Women
    Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    T-To be continued!

E4 - Men and Women | Mokuren's Medical Jutsu

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[00:03] (Flashback) Hana
    There's no other choice.
[00:05] (Flashback) Hana
    We can't have things go
    back to how they were then.
[00:09] (Flashback) Hana
    We must keep lying about men being scary.
[00:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Men... aren't scary?
SIGN    Men and Women
[02:02] Konoha
    Tsubaki.
[02:04] Tsubaki
    Konoha-sensei!
[02:05] Konoha
    Stop this instant.
[02:11] Konoha
    Ah, I see.
[02:20] Tsubaki
    A leaf?!
[02:46] Konoha
    My, my.
[02:50] Konoha
    Substitution...
[02:52] ---
    Impressive, in that short a time.
[02:54] Konoha
    However...
[03:00] Konoha
    If even one gets on you, there's no
    escape from the Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
[03:05] Tsubaki
    Konoha-sensei! I-I...
[03:08] Konoha
    Hana-sensei will decide what to do.
[03:11] Konoha
    For the time being...
[03:16] Konoha
    you will sleep.
[03:27] Konoha
    Looks like you're awake.
[03:31] Hana
    Sit her up.
[03:39] Tsubaki
    Sensei...
[03:41] Konoha
    So, what will you do with Tsubaki?
[03:47] Konoha
    Just have her remain silent...
[03:52] Konoha
    or have her leave Akane Class?
[03:57] Tsubaki
    Leave? No!
[04:01] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[04:07] Hana
    I'm going to tell you everything.
[04:09] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[04:11] Hana
    You will keep it from the
    other students, of course.
[04:15] Konoha
    Are you sure?
[04:17] Hana
    It'd be even harder to keep her quiet,
    if she knows only part of it.
[04:23] Konoha
    It's your decision, Hana-sensei...
[04:36] Hana
    There is a term called "romantic love."
[04:42] Hana
    It means to develop feelings
    for one of the opposite sex.
[04:47] Hana
    I hear everyone experiences it
    when they come of age.
[04:52] Tsubaki
    Love?
[04:56] Hana
    This might surprise you,
[04:58] ---
    but Akane Class and Aoi Class used to mingle.
[05:02] Hana
    And all the students were in love.
[05:08] Tsubaki
    Men and women...
[05:10] ---
    in love...
[05:15] Konoha
    Tsubaki?
[05:16] Tsubaki
    W-We think that men are scary,
    and that in other villages,
[05:23] ---
    we live with them grudgingly
    because it's just how things are...
[05:28] Tsubaki
    Why lie to us like that?!
[05:29] Hana
    I'm in the process of telling you.
[05:33] Tsubaki
    Oh, right.
[05:34] Hana
    May I continue?
[05:36] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am.
[05:41] Hana
    The students of Akane Class and Aoi Class
[05:45] ---
    who were in love dedicated
    themselves to training,
[05:47] ---
    but found what time they could
    to meet and be together.
[05:52] Hana
    But gradually, there emerged those
    for whom that alone couldn't satisfy.
[05:57] Hana
    They wanted more time together,
    to the exclusion of all else.
[06:03] Hana
    Even if it meant abandoning this life.
[06:05] Tsubaki
    You mean...
[06:07] Hana
    Yes, they left the village together.
[06:11] Hana
    Out in the world,
    that's known as "elopement."
[06:14] Tsubaki
    Elopement!
[06:16] Hana
    As a result, more and more couples eloped.
[06:21] Hana
    There were many who couldn't be satisfied
    with just a little time together.
[06:26] Hana
    And apparently, "elopement" is a very
    enticing word for young men and women.
[06:35] Hana
    One couple eloped after the next,
[06:38] ---
    and the number of students dropped sharply.
[06:42] Hana
    Fearful that there would be no more ninjas,
[06:45] ---
    the leaders of each class
    discussed the matter,
[06:47] ---
    and decided to disallow
    interaction between the classes.
[06:52] Hana
    Then we taught that the
    opposite sex is scary,
[06:54] ---
    and made rules forbidding contact with them.
[06:58] ---
    That's how it's been now for generations.
[07:02] Tsubaki
    So, that's the way things are.
[07:05] Konoha
    Now do you see the point of that game of tag?
[07:08] Konoha
    If more students start making fun of men,
[07:10] ---
    there will probably emerge those
[07:13] ---
    who attempt to defeat them,
    much like Sazanka and Benisumomo.
[07:16] Konoha
    If the two genders were to meet,
    we don't know what would happen.
[07:22] Tsubaki
    This is too much to take in at once.
[07:25] Tsubaki
    My mind is a mess.
[07:28] Tsubaki
    Wh-What am I supposed to do?!
[07:32] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[07:32] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[07:35] Hana
    I am surprised, though.
[07:38] Hana
    While it's true that I was
    distracted by my back pain,
[07:41] ---
    your Transformation Jutsu was
    so good, it fooled even me.
[07:44] Hana
    You will make a fine kunoichi.
[07:50] Tsubaki
    Th-Thank you, ma'am.
[07:57] Tsubaki
    Um, Sensei.
[08:00] Tsubaki
    I think from now on,
[08:02] ---
    I too would like to warn students
    who don't seem wary of men.
[08:06] Hana
    Mhm.
[08:09] Tsubaki
    And so... I'd like to ask
    for something in return...
[08:16] Asagao
    Th-Thank you!
[08:20] Asagao
    Food!
[08:22] Sazanka
    I knew you could do it, Nee-sama.
[08:22] Asagao
    Thank you!
[08:24] Tachiaoi
    I can't believe you managed
    to get Sensei's hair tie.
[08:27] Higiri
    How'd you do it?
[08:28] Itadori
    Way to go!
[08:29] Tsubaki
    I never thought asking to reinstate
    dinner would lead to all this.
[08:35] Tsubaki
    It's sort of like I'm deceiving
    them, so I have mixed feelings.
[08:38] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan!
[08:38] Mokuren
    Thanks, Tsubaki.
[08:40] Asagao
    It's all thanks to you!
[08:42] Higiri
    Good stuff.
[08:43] Hasu
    I wasn't sure how things would turn out.
[08:43] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
[08:45] Tachiaoi
    I got caught right away.
[08:47] Itadori
    Me, too.
[08:49] student
    I was sure she wouldn't find me, though.
[08:53] Tsubaki
    Well, whatever.
[08:57] Konoha
    Was this a good idea?
[08:59] ---
    Mhm.
[09:00] Hana
    Well, from now on Tsubaki will help us,
[09:04] ---
    so I'm willing to grant them their dinner.
[09:07] Konoha
    No, I didn't mean that.
[09:09] Tsubaki
    Sensei.
[09:11] Hana
    What's up?
[09:12] Tsubaki
    Um, there's something I'd like to ask.
[09:15] Hana
    What?
[09:16] Tsubaki
    Well...
[09:18] Tsubaki
    Wh-When you fall in love,
    what the heck happens to you?
[09:25] Tsubaki
    Um, I was just wondering!
[09:29] Hana
    Let's see.
[09:32] Hana
    Your heart pounds, your body feels hot,
[09:35] ---
    and it feels as if your mind goes blank.
[09:40] Hana
    Or, so I'm told.
[09:42] Tsubaki
    Your heart pounds, you feel hot,
    and your mind goes blank...
[09:47] Tsubaki
    Thank you very much.
[09:49] Tsubaki
    Excuse me.
[09:51] Konoha
    Hana-sensei.
[09:54] Konoha
    What I was trying to say is,
[09:56] ---
    was it a good idea to
    tell Tsubaki everything?
[10:04] Hana
    Tsubaki's going to be fine.
[10:06] Hana
    Because she's already
    an outstanding kunoichi.
[10:11] Konoha
    Well, fair enough.
[10:13] Konoha
    But you know, the girl is
    old enough to be interested.
[10:22] Hana
    She'll be fine.
[10:24] Konoha
    It sounds like you're telling yourself that.
[10:34] Tsubaki
    It was "love."
[10:41] Tsubaki
    It's love!
[10:49] Tsubaki
    But I've never even seen a man.
[10:53] Tsubaki
    So, is it love...?
SIGN    Mokuren's Medical Jutsu
[11:01] student
    Good morning.
[11:03] student
    Such nice weather.
[11:07] ---
    Asagao!
[11:08] student
    Huh? I can't find my hair clip!
[11:10] student
    What should we do for fun today?
[11:12] student
    Come on, it's time you got up.
SIGN    Monkey
[11:26] Mokuren
    It's a day off!
[11:29] Tsuwabuki
    Mhm.
[11:30] Mokuren
    I'm so happy. It's our day off!
[11:33] Mokuren
    "Day off."
[11:35] ---
    Yes, I even like the way it sounds.
[11:38] Mokuren
    Today I'm going to take a walk and
    pick fruit, and relax while I eat it.
[11:44] Housenka
    Mokuren! I'm gonna go beat
    Sazanka, and I need help!
[11:48] Mokuren
    Huh? Um...
[11:50] Tsuwabuki
    Stop that, Housenka.
[11:51] ---
    You know how Mokuren can't say no to a favor.
[11:55] Housenka
    Then you help me, Tsuwabuki!
[11:57] Tsuwabuki
    After this, I'm playing
    go with Fuki and the gang.
SIGN    Housenka
[12:01] Housenka
    That's never going to help
    us take Team Dog's name!
[12:04] Tsuwabuki
    We don't need it.
[12:06] ---
    How about you use your head a little, too?
[12:09] Tsuwabuki
    Go is a great game.
[12:12] Housenka
    All you ever do is lose!
[12:13] ---
    "Use your head," indeed.
[12:16] Housenka
    That, coming from a violent,
    musclebound... ape.
[12:19] Tsuwabuki
    Oh?!
[12:21] Tsuwabuki
    Sounds like you need some discipline!
[12:25] Tsuwabuki
    You little monkey!
[12:26] Housenka
    It's because you talked
    about using your head!
[12:32] Tsuwabuki
    Shut your mouth!
[12:34] Housenka
    What're you doing?!
[12:35] Tsuwabuki
    You little...!
[12:36] Housenka
    It's not my fault!
[12:44] Tsuwabuki
    Get back here!
[12:51] Mokuren
    There we go.
SIGN    Monkey
[12:59] Mokuren
    Things got off to a rough start,
[13:02] ---
    but now I get my relaxing day off!
[13:23] Mokuren
    You're so skillful.
[13:26] Mokuren
    One-two.
[13:28] Mokuren
    Huh?
[13:30] Mokuren
    Did you fall in? Come here.
[13:52] Mokuren
    Sour!
[13:54] Mokuren
    This one is...
[13:59] Mokuren
    sweet!
[14:04] Mokuren
    You want some?
[14:06] Mokuren
    All right.
[14:14] Suzuran
    Mokuren!
[14:17] Mokuren
    What's up?
[14:19] Suzuran
    I'm afraid Ajisai twisted her wrist.
[14:21] Suzuran
    Could you do that thing? The "whap" thing.
[14:24] Ajisai
    I just need medicinal herbs.
[14:26] Suzuran
    But it's our day off, and you can't fully
    enjoy yourself with your hand like that.
[14:31] Ajisai
    But...
[14:33] Mokuren
    Let me see it.
[14:36] Ajisai
    B-Be gentle.
[14:47] Ajisai
    Ow!
[14:49] Ajisai
    Didn't I say "be gentle"?!
[14:52] Mokuren
    Sorry. How's your left hand?
[14:57] Ajisai
    It's better!
[14:58] Mokuren
    That's good.
[15:00] Ajisai/Suzuran
    Thank you!
[15:02] Mokuren
    Take care.
[15:07] Mokuren
    Doing that sure does tire me out.
[15:12] Mokuren
    I had better train some more.
[15:45] Mokuren
    Tsubaki!
[15:50] Mokuren
    There.
[15:51] Mokuren
    Did Housenka show up at
    Team Dog's place again?
[15:55] Tsubaki
    No, she hasn't come by.
[15:57] Mokuren
    No?
[15:58] Sazanka
    Where are you, Nee-sama?!
[16:01] Sazanka
    Mokuren! Have you seen Nee-sama?!
[16:03] Mokuren
    Um...
[16:05] Sazanka
    She's been kinda weird all day!
[16:07] ---
    If you see her, ask her why!
[16:08] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[16:17] Mokuren
    What's the matter?
[16:19] Tsubaki
    Sazanka's blowing it out of proportion.
[16:21] ---
    I've just been thinking about something.
[16:24] Mokuren
    Oh, okay.
[16:29] Mokuren
    Hey, look.
[16:31] Mokuren
    Over there.
[16:34] Mokuren
    A bird nest.
[16:36] Mokuren
    Cute, aren't they?
[16:41] Mokuren
    I wanted to see it with you.
[16:49] Tsubaki
    Mokuren.
[16:51] Tsubaki
    Would you mind... listening to...
[16:54] Tsubaki
    what I have to say?
[16:58] Mokuren
    No problem.
[17:03] Tsubaki
    Um, how to put this...
[17:07] Tsubaki
    The thing is, I kind of wound up
    with a secret I can't tell anyone.
[17:14] Itadori
    Mokuren!
[17:15] Ume
    Come with us!
[17:16] Itadori
    We need a favor from the medical team!
[17:19] Mokuren
    Okay, I'll be there later.
[17:20] Itadori
    No, we need you now!
[17:22] Mokuren
    Right now?
[17:25] Mokuren
    Sorry, but could you ask Tsuwabuki?
[17:28] Itadori
    She's too busy playing go to do it!
[17:30] Ume
    And Housenka's passed out next to her!
[17:33] Ume/Itadori
    Please, Mokuren!
[17:36] Tsubaki
    Go on. Go with them.
[17:38] Tsubaki
    Sounds like they're in a hurry.
[17:41] Mokuren
    I'll listen once I'm done.
[17:43] Itadori
    Mokuren, hurry!
[17:46] Itadori
    This is it.
[17:48] Mokuren
    Um...
[17:50] Mokuren
    A broken teacup?
[17:53] Ume
    Fuki treasures this one!
SIGN    Team
    Tiger
[17:55] Itadori
    Please! Fix it with your "whap" thing!
[17:57] Mokuren
    Well, I can only use that on living beings.
[18:03] Itadori
    Fuki's gonna kill us!
[18:04] Ume
    Then what do we do?!
[18:06] Mokuren
    I'm sure it'll be okay.
[18:08] Mokuren
    She'll forgive you if you apologize properly.
[18:10] Ume/Itadori
    Mokuren...
[18:12] Ume
    Could you come with us when we do it?
[18:14] Mokuren
    Sure thing.
[18:17] Ume/Itadori
    We're sorry!
[18:18] Tsuwabuki
    That turns out like this,
    and this turns out like that...
[18:22] Fuki
    Don't worry about it.
[18:22] Tsuwabuki
    And if not, then this, and that, and...
[18:26] Fuki
    More importantly, were you hurt?
[18:29] Higiri
    Mokuren!
[18:56] students
    Mokuren!
[18:58] students
    Mokuren!
[18:59] students
    Mokuren!
[19:01] students
    Mokuren!
[19:02] students
    Mokuren!
[19:07] Mokuren
    Tsubaki.
[19:10] Mokuren
    Sorry I took so long.
[19:12] Tsubaki
    That's fine. But you look completely drained.
[19:16] Tsubaki
    We can wait and talk
    another time, if you like.
[19:19] Mokuren
    It's okay, this always happens.
[19:22] Tsubaki
    You really never say no.
[19:25] Mokuren
    I'm bad at refusing,
    so everyone asks me to do things.
[19:31] Tsubaki
    No, Mokuren, that's...
[19:33] Mokuren
    You know, I'm happy when they ask me.
[19:39] Mokuren
    Doing things for everyone...
[19:44] Mokuren
    I'm on Team Monkey.
[19:49] Mokuren
    So, that's my job.
[19:53] Tsubaki
    Your job...
[19:58] Tsubaki
    Say, Mokuren.
[20:00] Tsubaki
    Please whap my forehead.
[20:03] Mokuren
    S-Sure, but... does your head hurt?
[20:06] Tsubaki
    No, you don't have to use the Jutsu.
[20:09] Mokuren
    Huh?
[20:09] Tsubaki
    Just go on. Do it.
[20:11] Mokuren
    All right.
[20:16] Mokuren
    A-Are you okay?
[20:18] Tsubaki
    Yes! Thank you!
[20:20] Tsubaki
    I'll be going now.
[20:22] Mokuren
    Huh?
[20:23] Mokuren
    What about talking?
[20:25] Tsubaki
    You helped me remember.
[20:28] Tsubaki
    My job is to be stout-hearted.
[20:33] Mokuren
    Right.
[20:35] Tsubaki
    Hey, Mokuren.
[20:38] Tsubaki
    Everyone asks you for things,
    not because you don't refuse,
[20:42] ---
    but because they rely on you.
[20:45] Tsubaki
    Sazanka is worried, so I'm going to go.
[21:00] Mokuren
    I'm tired.
[21:03] Mokuren
    I'll sleep just for a bit.
[21:09] Tsuwabuki
    Hey.
[21:10] Tsuwabuki
    Wake up, Mokuren. You'll catch a cold.
[21:16] Mokuren
    Good morning. Are you done playing go?
[21:19] Tsuwabuki
    What are you talking about?
    It's night already.
[21:22] Housenka
    This is too lazy even for a day off, Mokuren.
[21:25] Tsuwabuki
    Let's go home.
[21:26] Housenka
    We looked all over for you.
[21:30] Mokuren
    Huh?!
[23:03] Tsubaki
    Mokuren!
[23:05] Mokuren
    What's the matter today?
SIGN    Monkey
[23:08] sign
    Are you okay? Your face is all red.
[23:11] sign
    Do you have a fever?
[23:13] Tsubaki
    Maybe "fever" isn't the word...
[23:15] Mokuren
    Is your heart pounding, by chance?
SIGN    A
    k
    a
    n
    e
    
    C
    l
    a
    s
    s
[23:17] Tsubaki
    Huh?!
[23:19] Tsubaki
    Yeah.
[23:20] Mokuren
    Your body feels hot?
[23:22] Tsubaki
    Yeah! Yeah!
[23:23] Mokuren
    And it feels as if your mind goes blank?
[23:26] Tsubaki
    You know what it is?!
[23:28] Mokuren
    Sure, no problem.
[23:30] Mokuren
    I'll cure you.
[23:32] Tsubaki
    Huh?
SIGN    Next time:
    
    A Fight over Some Fruit
    Independence and
    Indulgence
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued...

E5 - A Fight Over Some Fruit | Independence and Indulgence

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[00:01] Asagao
    This way!
[00:05] Asagao
    This is the way!
[00:08] Tsubaki
    You sure are cheerful, Asagao.
[00:10] Asagao
    Naturally!
[00:11] Sazanka
    Yeah, really.
[00:12] ---
    She brightens up at the mere mention of food.
[00:16] Asagao
    You bet. And just for that,
    you don't get any.
[00:20] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[00:21] Sazanka
    We're out here gathering
    food in the first place
[00:24] ---
    because you scarfed down our
    team's emergency supply!
[00:26] Asagao
    I've got a big body, so I have to eat a lot!
[00:30] Sazanka
    Says you, you overeater!
[00:32] Asagao
    I really won't give you a single piece.
[00:35] Asagao
    I put it all here for safe keep—
[00:40] Asagao
    It's g-gone.
[00:41] Sazanka
    Huh?
[00:43] Asagao
    The chocolate vine that was here...
[00:45] ---
    It's all gone, you know.
[00:47] Sazanka
    You probably ate it as soon as you found it.
[00:50] Asagao
    I did not!
[00:52] Asagao
    I wrote my name on it, and was
    waiting for it to get bigger!
[00:58] Tsubaki
    Maybe birds ate it, or something?
[01:02] Hinagiku
    This is quite tasty.
[01:04] Kibushi
    Right!
[01:05] Hinagiku
    If I eat a delicious thing like this,
[01:08] ---
    maybe I'll become even cuter.
[01:11] Kibushi
    Oh?
[01:12] Kibushi
    Hinagiku, I simply couldn't
    handle you getting any cuter.
[01:18] Sazanka
    Ugh, Team Horse.
[01:21] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, I can't deal with them.
    Let's get out of here.
[01:25] Asagao
    There it is!
[01:27] Asagao
    That! That!
[01:29] writing
    That's my chocolate vine, you know!
SIGN    A
[03:04] Asagao
    That's my chocolate vine, you know!
[03:07] Asagao
    My name's written on it!
SIGN    A Fight Over Some Fruit
SIGN    Munch...
    Munch...
[03:11] Hinagiku
    Well, let it go.
[03:14] Hinagiku
    When you consider how I can
    become cuter by eating this...
[03:20] Kibushi
    It's a small price to pay, Hinagiku!
[03:22] Asagao
    It's a total ripoff, you know!
SIGN    A
SIGN    A
SIGN    A
SIGN    A
SIGN    A
SIGN    A
[03:25] Asagao
    And for that matter, I had
    my eye on those there, too!
[03:29] Hinagiku
    Hey, what's the big deal?
[03:30] ---
    Don't be so inflexible.
[03:34] Asagao
    I've heard enough! Give it back!
[03:37] Hinagiku
    Oniyuri.
[03:39] Oniyuri
    On it.
[03:52] Tsubaki
    Uh, Hinagiku.
[03:55] Tsubaki
    Please give it back to Asagao.
[03:58] ---
    It's an Akane Class rule.
[03:59] ---
    Things in the mountains belong
    to whose name is on them.
[04:02] Oniyuri
    That doesn't apply here.
[04:04] Tsubaki
    What?!
[04:05] Oniyuri
    All it says on them is "A."
[04:07] ---
    I wouldn't call that a name.
[04:08] Asagao
    I-It's my initial.
[04:11] ---
    I-I wish you'd accept that!
[04:13] Oniyuri
    Give up.
[04:17] Kibushi
    Once Oniyuri decides something,
    she never backs down.
[04:21] ---
    You should go ahead and give up.
[04:24] Hinagiku
    This is turning into a pain.
[04:26] ---
    Would you mind leaving?
[04:29] Hinagiku
    I don't feel like heeding what anyone
    less cute than me says, anyway.
[04:34] Hinagiku
    In any case, you're wasting your time.
[04:37] Hinagiku
    Why not yield to my cuteness,
    and go find some other fruit?
[04:41] Tsubaki
    Hinagiku, that's...
[04:43] Sazanka
    I'm done listening to this.
[04:46] Sazanka
    That's some mouth you've got on you.
[04:49] Sazanka
    Who do you think you are?!
[04:54] Tsubaki
    Sazanka...
[04:57] Tsubaki
    For Asagao's sake...
[05:02] Tsubaki
    Even if all you do is fight,
[05:04] ---
    at the end of the day, you two are still...
[05:08] Sazanka
    What do you mean, "What anyone
    less cute than you says"?!
[05:12] Sazanka
    Nee-sama is a hundred times
    cuter than the likes of you!
[05:16] Tsubaki
    Mhm!
[05:17] Tsubaki
    Eh?
[05:19] Hinagiku
    Huh?
[05:21] Sazanka
    Isn't that right, Asagao?
[05:22] Asagao
    That's right!
[05:23] Tsubaki
    H-Hey...
[05:25] Asagao
    And stealing someone's food
    is not cute, you know!
[05:30] Kibushi
    It's plain to see Hinagiku is cuter!
[05:33] Sazanka
    No, Nee-sama is.
[05:36] Hinagiku
    Now, now.
[05:38] Hinagiku
    Listen, then.
[05:39] Hinagiku
    Let's do this.
[05:41] ---
    Tsubaki and I will compete
    to see who's cutest.
[05:47] Sazanka
    Nee-sama will crush you with ease.
[05:49] Asagao
    Give back the fruit if we win!
[05:52] Hinagiku
    Fine.
[05:54] Hinagiku
    And if Tsubaki loses,
    give up and leave already.
[06:01] Tsubaki
    U-Um, excuse me...
[06:03] Sazanka
    So? How do we decide this thing?
[06:07] Hinagiku
    Oh, about that.
[06:11] Sazanka
    C-Can't move!
[06:18] Oniyuri
    Shadow Bind.
[06:23] Hinagiku
    We'll decide by majority vote.
[06:25] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Asagao!
[06:27] Kibushi
    I've got her, Hinagiku!
[06:32] Sazanka
    Hey! How is this even fair?!
[06:40] Hinagiku
    Loyalty Trance Jutsu.
[06:55] Hinagiku
    Who is cuter? Me, or Tsubaki?
[07:01] Everyone (except Tsubaki)
    Hinagiku!
[07:03] Everyone (except Tsubaki)
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[07:13] Hinagiku
    Five votes!
[07:15] Hinagiku
    I win. Not that there was any doubt.
[07:19] Hinagiku
    Maybe there was no need to ask.
[07:22] Hinagiku
    Was there any need to
    compare in the first place?
[07:25] Hinagiku
    There sure wasn't.
[07:30] Tsubaki
    There are six of me.
[07:33] Hinagiku
    You're kidding. That's too advanced!
[07:36] Hinagiku
    And isn't it sneaky?!
[07:38] Tsubaki
    You're the ones who used Jutsu first.
[07:42] Oniyuri
    She does have a point.
[07:44] Hinagiku
    Hey, Oniyuri.
[07:45] Hinagiku
    Go defeat those copies, or I'm in trouble.
[07:49] Oniyuri
    Not gonna happen.
[07:50] Oniyuri
    They may be copies, but they're Tsubaki.
[07:53] Oniyuri
    And there're six of her.
[07:55] Tsubaki
    Time for another majority vote.
[07:59] Tsubaki
    Between me and Hinagiku, wh-which...
SIGN    Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
[08:10] Tsubaki
    Wh-Which one is c-cu—
[08:28] Hinagiku
    Why'd you have to go and scare me like that?
[08:32] Hinagiku
    Of course you couldn't keep
    six copies going for long.
[08:37] Tsubaki
    I-I was...
[08:40] Tsubaki
    I was too embarrassed to call myself cute!
[08:52] Kibushi
    What's the matter, Hinagiku?
[08:54] Kibushi
    Good for you! You won!
[08:58] Kibushi
    But then, of course you did. You're cute.
[09:08] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[09:09] Asagao
    Are you okay?
[09:10] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry, you two.
[09:13] Sazanka
    No, it's not your fault.
[09:15] Sazanka
    Ow!
[09:19] Sazanka
    Hey! What gives?!
[09:29] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[09:30] Hinagiku
    Who care about these?!
[09:31] Hinagiku
    If you want them, you can have them all!
[09:35] Sazanka
    Ow!
[09:36] Asagao
    There're some in here that
    aren't mine, you know.
[09:39] Hinagiku
    Shut up! I said you can have them all!
[09:43] Hinagiku
    I've had enough! I'm going home!
[09:49] Kibushi
    Wait up, Hinagiku!
[09:55] Oniyuri
    If Hinagiku ends up thinking
    someone's cuter than her,
[09:59] ---
    her pride makes her wallow in despair.
[10:03] Oniyuri
    You girls win the competition.
[10:08] Tsubaki
    We won?
[10:10] Sazanka
    That's my Nee-sama!
[10:12] Tsubaki
    Eh?
[10:13] Tsubaki
    Right...
[10:14] Sazanka
    And hey, Asagao!
[10:15] Asagao
    Huh?
[10:16] Sazanka
    Why're you eating already?!
[10:17] ---
    That's supposed to be for emergencies!
[10:19] Asagao
    Yeah, but I'm hungry!
[10:22] Sazanka
    Hand it over!
[10:23] Tsubaki
    A-At what point did I win?
[10:25] Asagao
    Stop!
SIGN    Independence and Indulgence
[10:30] Suzuran
    Look how dirty you got.
[10:32] Suzuran
    You worked so hard, Ajisai.
[10:34] Ajisai
    Yeah.
[10:35] Suzuran
    And you feel fine?
[10:37] Ajisai
    Yeah.
[10:40] Suzuran
    Okay, now the other foot.
[10:42] Ajisai
    I'm Ajisai.
[10:45] banner
    Ox
[10:45] Ajisai
    Team Ox.
[10:47] Ajisai
    Right now, I have a very big issue.
[10:52] Ajisai
    Namely...
[10:56] Suzuran
    Oh?
[10:58] Ajisai
    No, the issue isn't that I'm hungry.
[11:00] Suzuran
    Shion! Trouble!
[11:03] Shion
    What's wrong?
[11:05] Suzuran
    It sounds like Ajisai's starving.
[11:08] Shion
    We can't have that.
[11:09] ---
    Huh?
[11:10] Shion
    Shuriken training is on hold.
[11:12] Suzuran
    I think I have some dried meat in my pouch.
[11:16] Shion
    She probably wants something sweet, too.
[11:18] ---
    There's a fig tree nearby.
[11:22] Suzuran
    Just hang in there a minute.
[11:27] Shion
    That'll do.
[11:30] Shion
    Here.
[11:30] Suzuran
    Here.
[11:32] Ajisai
    This is Suzuran, also in Team Ox.
[11:34] Suzuran
    You trained so hard.
[11:35] ---
    She's a kind older girl.
[11:35] ---
    No wonder you're hungry. Have some.
[11:41] Ajisai
    This is Shion, our team leader.
[11:43] Shion
    Look, a fully ripe fig.
[11:44] ---
    She's blunt, but strong and kind.
[11:46] ---
    I bet it's sweet and tasty. Eat up.
[11:51] Suzuran
    Ajisai truly is cute.
[11:54] Shion
    Mhm.
[11:55] Suzuran
    So cute!
[11:56] Ajisai
    And these two...
[11:57] Shion
    Yeah.
[11:59] Ajisai
    are overprotective.
[12:03] Ajisai
    Oh, no! I let them baby me again!
[12:07] Suzuran
    Well? Is that enough?
[12:09] Ajisai
    I'm done!
[12:11] Ajisai
    My issue is...
[12:12] Shion
    Done already?
[12:13] Ajisai
    Yeah.
[12:14] Ajisai
    ...that these two overindulge me.
[12:18] Suzuran
    Ajisai.
[12:22] Suzuran
    Here you go.
[12:28] Suzuran
    Maybe she wanted a different fruit.
[12:31] Shion
    Okay, I'll go pick one.
[12:32] Ajisai
    Don't bother!
[12:35] Ajisai
    I-I'll pick it myself!
[12:47] Suzuran
    Ajisai, are you okay?
[12:51] Shion
    Hang on. I'll help you.
[12:52] Ajisai
    I'm fine!
[12:58] Shion
    You okay?
[13:00] Shion
    That was a close call.
[13:03] Suzuran
    You preferred that fruit?
[13:05] Shion
    I'd have picked it, if you said so.
[13:07] Suzuran
    That's right.
[13:10] Ajisai
    I'll be useless! I will,
    if I keep relying on these two!
[13:15] Ajisai
    That's what I've realized lately.
[13:18] Shion
    It's dangerous up in trees.
[13:20] Suzuran
    Don't try too hard.
[13:21] ---
    You're still a child.
[13:25] Ajisai
    Stop treating me like a child!
[13:27] Ajisai
    I'm a Team Ox member, too!
[13:29] Ajisai
    I'm independent now!
[13:35] Shion
    "Independent," she says!
[13:36] Suzuran
    Well, well.
[13:40] Suzuran
    You say the cutest things.
[13:42] Suzuran
    Want some candy?
[13:43] Ajisai
    Yup!
[13:49] Suzuran
    Wait, Ajisai!
[13:51] Shion
    It's dangerous alone!
[13:53] Ajisai
    Don't follow me!
[14:02] Ajisai
    When they pamper me,
    I end up going along with it.
[14:07] Ajisai
    I'm sure the problem is that
    I don't seem independent.
[14:13] Ajisai
    Okay!
[14:14] Ajisai
    I'll find some way to
    get them to admit I am,
[14:17] ---
    and to stop indulging me!
[14:21] Ajisai
    How, though?!
[14:24] Tsubaki
    Ajisai?
[14:27] Tsubaki
    Is something wrong?
[14:30] Ajisai
    Team Dog.
[14:32] Tsubaki
    This is unusual, you being alone.
[14:35] Asagao
    It's true.
[14:36] ---
    You're always with Suzuran or Shion.
[14:41] Ajisai
    Tsubaki!
[14:43] Ajisai
    Fight a duel with me!
[14:47] Tsubaki
    Eh?
[14:48] Sazanka
    Huh?! Where did that come
    from all of a sudden?!
[14:52] Sazanka
    Nee-sama's not gonna fight
    with the likes of you!
[14:58] Tsubaki
    All right.
[14:59] Sazanka
    Hey, Nee-sama!
[14:59] Ajisai
    Thank you.
[15:01] Sazanka
    No! This isn't for you to do!
[15:03] Sazanka
    I can take her on, no problem!
[15:08] Ajisai
    Not you. You're too unimpressive.
[15:10] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[15:11] Ajisai
    You always act so conceited,
    but then you fall back on Tsubaki.
[15:16] Sazanka
    Huh? Well, you're always getting
    spoiled by Shion and Suzuran.
[15:21] Sazanka
    You big baby.
[15:29] Ajisai
    Fine, I'll start with Sazanka.
[15:33] Ajisai
    And then, Tsubaki.
[15:36] Ajisai
    I'll be waiting for you in the clearing!
[15:39] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan, shouldn't you have stopped her?
[15:44] Tsubaki
    There was a serious look in her eyes.
[15:46] Tsubaki
    I'm sure she must have some reason for this.
[15:56] Ajisai
    If I duel with Tsubaki,
[15:58] ---
    I bet those two will admit
    that I'm independent!
[16:03] Tsubaki
    Both of you, take your positions.
[16:05] Ajisai
    And first...
[16:07] Tsubaki
    You go until one of you surrenders,
[16:09] ---
    or this hourglass runs out.
[16:12] Tsubaki
    Understood?
[16:15] Tsubaki
    Now, then.
[16:18] Tsubaki
    Begin!
[16:30] Ajisai
    O-O-Ow!
[16:42] Sazanka
    Stop running around!
[16:51] Sazanka
    "Fight a duel with me," huh?!
[16:54] Sazanka
    You've got a century to go before
    you reach Nee-sama's level!
[17:00] Sazanka
    Just surrender already!
[17:03] Ajisai
    I can do it, too.
[17:07] Ajisai
    I can do it, too!
[17:09] (Flashback) Shion
    Listen, Ajisai.
SIGN    Ox
[17:12] (Flashback) Shion
    Step firmly on the ground,
    and put your strength into it.
[17:15] (Flashback) Shion
    Watch.
[17:16] (Flashback) Shion
    Step, and strike!
[17:19] (Flashback) Shion
    Step, and strike!
[17:22] (Flashback) Shion
    Give it a try.
[17:23] (Flashback) Ajisai
    Okay!
[17:26] (Flashback) Ajisai
    Step, and strike!
[17:28] (Flashback) Ajisai
    Step, and strike!
[17:30] (Flashback) Ajisai
    Step, and strike!
[17:33] Ajisai
    Step...
[17:35] Ajisai
    and strike!
[17:42] Ajisai
    It hit!
[17:48] Ajisai
    Substitution?!
[17:49] Ajisai
    Oh, no!
[17:55] Sazanka
    Gotcha! So easy!
[17:59] Ajisai
    Suzuran! Shion!
[18:02] Sazanka
    Going to run again?
[18:05] Sazanka
    You're a baby, after all.
[18:11] Ajisai
    That's right, I'm a baby!
[18:13] Ajisai
    I can't help it!
[18:15] Ajisai
    I enjoy being babied!
[18:18] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[18:19] Ajisai
    But that'll be my undoing,
[18:21] ---
    so I'll have those two approve
    of me, and stop indulging me!
[18:26] Sazanka
    What's the big deal?!
[18:28] ---
    All you have to do is not depend on them!
[18:32] Ajisai
    It's harder than you make it sound!
[18:36] Sazanka
    You're gonna be spoiled forever!
[18:39] Ajisai
    Shut up! Shut up!
[18:41] Sazanka
    You can't do anything by yourself!
[18:41] Tsubaki
    This has sunken to the level
    of children quarreling...
[18:42] Ajisai
    I'm not depending on them because I want to!
[18:46] Sazanka
    I don't even know what that means!
[18:51] Tsubaki
    That's enough!
[18:59] Tsubaki
    It's a draw.
[19:02] Sazanka
    With a baby...
[19:04] Ajisai
    With Sazanka!
[19:08] Ajisai
    A-At this rate, Suzuran and Shion
    will never say I'm independent!
[19:22] Suzuran
    That's not true.
[19:27] Shion
    You were trying hard.
[19:29] Ajisai
    When did you get here?
[19:31] Suzuran
    Partway through.
[19:33] Shion
    We hear you challenged Tsubaki,
    at first. That's crazy.
[19:38] Ajisai
    Well, I...
[19:42] Shion
    I'm sorry we laughed at you.
[19:45] ---
    You're plenty independent.
[19:48] Suzuran
    Sorry, Ajisai. You did great.
[19:55] Shion
    Are you hurt?
[19:56] Ajisai
    Well, just a little.
[20:00] Tsubaki
    Thank goodness. Looks like
    that's been resolved.
[20:00] Suzuran
    Oh, no. We've got to get
    you treated right away.
[20:04] Ajisai
    Oh, I'm fine!
[20:04] Asagao
    Mhm!
[20:07] Ajisai
    I'm Ajisai.
[20:09] Ajisai
    I've been deemed independent.
[20:12] ---
    Now they won't pamper me anymore!
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Dining
    Hall
[20:17] Ajisai
    Or, so I thought.
[20:18] Suzuran
    Here, I took out the fish bones for you.
[20:22] Ajisai
    Yay!
[20:24] Ajisai
    But why?!
[20:26] Suzuran
    What's wrong?
[20:28] Shion
    Here, I'll give you a pickled plum.
    You like those, right?
SIGN    Ajisai
[20:30] Ajisai
    Oh, yeah!
[20:33] Ajisai
    I mean, stop it!
[20:35] Shion
    Stop what?
[20:35] Ajisai
    Pampering me!
[20:37] ---
    I'm independent!
[20:41] Shion
    Did you do what you did because
    you don't want to be pampered?
[20:45] Ajisai
    Th-That's right.
[20:47] Shion
    Then you've got the wrong idea.
[20:49] Ajisai
    Huh?
[20:49] Suzuran
    That's right.
[20:51] Suzuran
    We're pampering you because
    you're so cute, we can't resist.
[20:57] Shion
    That's it.
[21:00] Shion
    Here, have some fruit, too.
    You like it, right?
[21:03] Suzuran
    I'll tie up your hair so it's easy to eat.
[21:06] Shion
    Here, I peeled it.
[21:08] Tsubaki
    It wasn't resolved at all.
[21:12] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, I worked hard today.
[21:15] ---
    I want you to feed me.
[21:17] Suzuran
    Look how cute she is, Shion.
[21:21] Shion
    Whoa!
[21:21] Ajisai
    I'm begging you, stop!
[21:24] ---
    Because I'll give in!
[22:58] Suzuran
    There, all done.
[23:02] Shion
    That's a good look for you.
[23:04] Ajisai
    Really? Thank you!
[23:07] Sazanka
    Stare...
[23:10] Tsubaki
    Shall we do that for you, too, Sazanka?
[23:17] Tsubaki
    That looks good, Sazanka!
[23:19] Suzuran
    You both look cute.
[23:22] Shion
    Mhm.
[23:23] Tsubaki
    Want to do it, too, Asagao?
[23:25] Asagao
    Can I?!
SIGN    Horse
SIGN    A
    k
    a
    n
    e
    
    C
    l
    a
    s
    s
[23:30] Oniyuri
    Let's stay inside today.
[23:32] Oniyuri
    It's dangerous out here.
[23:33] Kibushi
    You're cute even when you cry, Hinagiku!
[23:36] Tsubaki
    To be continued!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    The Transfer Student
    Shy Around Strangers
    
    -Tsubaki

E6 - The Transfer Student | Shy Around Strangers

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[00:01] Hasu
    Hey, take a look at this.
[00:03] Higiri
    What is it?
SIGN    A transfer student is arriving today from another village.
    Everyone be sure to be friendly. —Hana
[00:04] Kagetsu
    It says "transfer student"!
[00:06] Benisumomo
    At this time of year?
[00:07] Kagetsu
    Looks that way.
[00:08] Housenka
    Huh...
[00:09] Hototogisu
    I wonder what she's like.
[00:10] Touwata
    I hope she's a lively girl.
[00:12] Ajisai
    A quiet girl would be good, too.
[00:15] Hinagiku
    Maybe she...
[00:17] Hinagiku
    turns out to be a he!
[00:29] Hinagiku
    I just thought it might be interesting.
[00:31] Ume
    No chance!
[00:33] Higiri
    That would never happen.
[00:34] Kibushi
    I'll say.
[00:35] Hasu
    That did startle me a bit, though.
[00:40] Itadori
    Hey! Isn't that her?
[00:43] Ajisai
    Are you the transfer student?
[00:45] Rindou
    Y-Yeah.
[00:46] Housenka
    Why're you hiding?
[00:48] Itadori
    Come on down!
[00:50] Rindou
    Uh, I (Boku), um...
[00:53] Benisumomo
    "Boku"?
[00:56] Benisumomo
    What's "boku"?
[00:58] Housenka
    Her name?
[00:59] Hinagiku
    Got me.
[01:00] Touwata
    I seem to recall, "boku" is
    a male first-person pronoun.
[01:08] Benisumomo
    Male?
SIGN    The Transfer Student
[02:46] Tsubaki
    Tsubaki, reporting in.
[02:50] Hana
    Do you know about the transfer student?
[02:51] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am. I read the sign.
[02:53] Hana
    I see.
[02:54] Tsubaki
    Does the fact that you summoned me mean...?
[02:58] Hana
    I'm putting her in your Team Dog.
[02:59] Hana
    Make her feel at home.
[03:01] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:02] Tsubaki
    Uh, so, what kind of girl is she?
[03:08] Hana
    She came from a village where men live.
[03:12] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[03:13] Tsubaki
    H-Huh?! Could that mean that
    the transfer student is m...
[03:19] Tsubaki
    male, by any chance?
[03:23] Hana
    Of course it doesn't.
[03:25] Tsubaki
    O-Of course!
[03:26] Hana
    The transfer student is a girl.
[03:29] Tsubaki
    Then that means she knows about men.
SIGN    Akane Class
[03:33] Hana
    Yes, and I want to avoid information
    reaching the other students.
[03:37] Hana
    She's been told about our village's
    situation, but you never know.
[03:41] Hana
    Tsubaki, stick with her and help her.
[03:45] Tsubaki
    I will!
[03:46] Hana
    Good. She's in your hands.
[03:48] Tsubaki
    If you'll excuse me.
[04:01] Tsubaki
    A transfer student who knows about men!
[04:11] Tsubaki
    No, no! I mustn't get carried away.
[04:17] Tsubaki
    What's going on?
[04:19] Tsubaki
    Did something happen?
[04:21] Kagetsu
    Oh, Tsubaki! As it turns out,
    we caught a man!
[04:26] Tsubaki
    Huh?!
[04:27] Hinagiku
    What do you have to say for yourself, "man"?
[04:31] Tsubaki
    H-Hey, what's this "man" stuff?
[04:34] Tsubaki
    Isn't that the transfer student?
[04:37] Hinagiku
    That's right.
[04:38] Tsubaki
    So why are you doing this?
[04:39] Hinagiku
    Because, get this...
    The transfer student is male!
[04:43] Benisumomo
    He said "boku."
[04:45] Hinagiku
    And they say "boku" is how
    men refer to themselves.
[04:56] Kagetsu
    Say what?
[05:00] Hinagiku
    Hey, Tsubaki! What do you think you're doing?!
[05:02] Tsubaki
    Everybody calm down and think!
[05:05] Tsubaki
    There's no way the transfer student's male!
[05:08] Kagetsu
    But he said "boku"!
[05:10] Hinagiku
    If he's not male, show us some proof!
[05:14] Kibushi
    Yeah! You got any proof?!
[05:20] Hinagiku
    Oh! Hey!
[05:21] Kibushi
    They ran for it!
SIGN    Asagao
[05:28] Tsubaki
    Are you all right?
[05:29] Rindou
    Yeah. Th-Thank you.
[05:34] Tsubaki
    My name is Tsubaki.
[05:36] Tsubaki
    May I ask what yours is?
[05:40] Rindou
    R-Rindou. Nice to meet you.
[05:44] Tsubaki
    Yes, it's nice to meet you, too, Rindou.
[05:47] Rindou
    You're in Team Dog?
[05:50] Rindou
    Um, I'm supposed to be in it, too.
[05:52] Tsubaki
    Yes, I heard that from Sensei.
[05:55] Tsubaki
    Um, I also know that you
    lived in a village with men.
[05:59] Rindou
    O-Okay.
[06:07] Tsubaki
    That's a lovely mask.
[06:10] Tsubaki
    Is it a fox mask?
[06:12] Rindou
    Oh, yeah...
[06:14] Tsubaki
    What brings you to this village, Rindou?
[06:17] Rindou
    Uh, I've been shy ever since I was little.
[06:22] Rindou
    There aren't many boys in
    the village where I lived.
[06:26] Rindou
    I was raised as one.
[06:30] Rindou
    But I wasn't growing up to be manly at all.
[06:34] Rindou
    So ultimately, they decided
    to raise me as a girl.
[06:39] Rindou
    And they figured, why not place
    me in an all-women village?
[06:44] Tsubaki
    So, that's it.
[06:46] Rindou
    Sorry. It never occurred to me just
    saying "boku" would lead to all this.
[06:51] Tsubaki
    There's no need to apologize.
[06:53] Rindou
    Saying boku is a habit
    from when I was raised male.
[06:58] Tsubaki
    It'll be fine. I'm going to help
    so that things turn out well.
[07:03] Rindou
    Thank you!
[07:13] Tsubaki
    You're cute.
[07:15] Tsubaki
    I mean, really cute!
[07:18] Rindou
    N-No way...
[07:19] Tsubaki
    I've heard that men aren't cute!
[07:22] Tsubaki
    Now you'll be fine!
[07:24] Tsubaki
    Let's go see everyone!
[07:26] Rindou
    H-Huh?!
[07:30] Tsubaki
    Your attention, please!
[07:31] Hinagiku
    Tsubaki! He's male, isn't he?
[07:34] Kibushi
    Hand him over!
[07:35] Tsubaki
    You're wrong.
[07:36] Tsubaki
    This is Rindou, a girl!
[07:39] Hinagiku
    Then why did she say boku earlier?
[07:43] Tsubaki
    Rindou has always been frail,
[07:46] Tsubaki
    and because they wanted
    her to grow up strong,
[07:49] Tsubaki
    she's been forced since she was
    little to use the masculine "boku"!
[07:53] Benisumomo
    Say what?
[07:55] Housenka
    Is that true?
[07:56] Hinagiku
    So, do you have proof she's female?
[07:59] Tsubaki
    There's proof, all right.
[08:03] Tsubaki
    Right here!
[08:07] Tsubaki
    Um, Rindou?
[08:09] Rindou
    I-I can't. I'm too shy!
[08:14] Benisumomo
    Hey, what's the problem?
[08:16] Housenka
    He's really a man, isn't he?
[08:18] student
    Take off the mask already!
[08:19] Tsubaki
    R-Rindou, uh...
[08:21] student
    He's male after all, isn't he?
[08:22] student
    He is, isn't he?
[08:24] student
    Get on with it, already!
[08:26] student
    Why is the mask still on?
[08:33] Tsubaki
    Eh?
[08:34] Hinagiku
    Huh?
[08:34] Kagetsu
    He dropped his pants?!
[08:36] Tsubaki
    Wh-Why are you taking off clothing?
[08:38] Rindou
    Tsubaki, lean in.
[08:41] Ume
    Hey, what's going on?
[08:43] Itadori
    What're you talking about?
[08:51] Tsubaki
    Uh, um...
[08:54] Tsubaki
    A-Apparently, men have a stick-like
    thing attached to their crotch...
[09:00] Hinagiku
    A stick on their crotch?
[09:01] Kibushi
    What's up with that?
[09:04] Tsubaki
    Look closely. Rindou does not have one!
[09:08] Tsubaki
    And it's called...
[09:09] Tsubaki
    a ding-a-ling!
[09:14] Tsubaki
    Or, apparently it is.
[09:16] Hinagiku
    Ding...
[09:17] Kagetsu/Hototogisu
    ...a-ling?
[09:18] Touwata
    Ding-a-ling?
[09:19] Ajisai
    Ding-a-ling?
[09:20] Ume/Itadori
    Ding-a-ling?
[09:22] Benisumono
    Ding-a-ling?
[09:26] Kagetsu
    What's with that name?!
[09:28] Hototogisu
    Weird!
[09:29] Hasu
    "Ding-a-ling," she said.
[09:31] Higiri
    I think someone got the
    "nin-nin" chant wrong.
[09:33] Benisumomo
    Ding-a-ling, huh?
[09:36] Touwata
    I can't stop laughing!
[09:38] Housenka
    Ding-a-ling!
[09:40] Ume
    Ding-a-ling!
[09:42] Itadori
    Ding-a-ling!
[09:44] Housenka
    Ding-a-ling!
[09:45] Kagetsu/Hototogisu
    Ding-a-ling!
[09:46] Ume/Itadori
    Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
[09:53] Hinagiku
    Hey, is that true?
[09:53] Ume/Itadori
    Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
[09:55] Touwata
    I have... heard mention of it.
[10:00] Ume/Itadori
    Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
[10:05] Hinagiku
    Rindou, was it?
[10:07] Hinagiku
    Sorry for doubting you.
[10:09] Rindou
    Oh, s'okay.
[10:11] Kagetsu
    Sorry, Rindou.
[10:13] Ume
    Let's be friends!
[10:14] Touwata
    Which team are you joining?
[10:16] Hototogisu
    How old are you?
[10:17] Hasu
    Why are you wearing a mask?
[10:20] Kibushi
    Is something wrong?
[10:23] Kagetsu
    She ran off somewhere.
[10:25] Hototogisu
    Did she get mad, maybe?
[10:27] Ajisai
    We haven't even introduced ourselves!
[10:30] Tsubaki
    Rindou is very shy.
[10:33] Housenka
    Then let's go find her!
[10:34] Hinagiku
    Good idea.
[10:35] Itadori
    Which way did she go?
[10:37] Ume
    Maybe into the forest!
[10:38] Kibushi
    How about the fields?
[10:39] Higiri
    We'll split up and search, then.
[10:41] everyone
    Yeah! Ding-a-ling!
[10:45] Tsubaki
    Ding-a-ling...
[10:48] Tsubaki
    F-For some reason...
[10:50] Tsubaki
    that's embarrassing!
SIGN    Shy Around Strangers
SIGN    Team Dog
[10:57] Tsubaki
    And so, this is Rindou,
    who's joining Team Dog.
[11:01] Tsubaki
    Let's all give it our best together.
[11:03] Asagao
    A transfer student!
[11:06] Rindou
    Uh, n-nice to—
[11:08] Asagao
    I'm Asagao! Nice to meet you!
[11:10] Asagao
    That's Sazanka.
[11:13] Rindou
    Nice to meet you, Sazanka.
[11:16] Rindou
    Oh...
[11:17] Tsubaki
    Rindou.
[11:19] Tsubaki
    May I give you a tour of our room?
[11:21] Rindou
    Oh, sure.
[11:22] Tsubaki
    Let's see, first...
[11:25] Tsubaki
    The futons are in here.
[11:27] Tsubaki
    In Team Dog, we make it a
    practice to sleep side by side.
[11:31] Tsubaki
    As of today, it'll be the four of us!
[11:33] Rindou
    Okay.
[11:34] Tsubaki
    Also, put your personal belongings in this.
SIGN    Rindou
[11:38] Tsubaki
    I labeled it with your name.
[11:41] Rindou
    Thank you.
[11:42] Tsubaki
    And then, tea implements are over here.
[11:47] Tsubaki
    These hanging scrolls are
    in each team's room,
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    A
    k
    a
    n
    e
    
    C
    l
    a
    s
    s
[11:51] Tsubaki
    and I heard some very distinguished person
    in the village made them long ago.
[11:56] Tsubaki
    They were named, um, I think...
[11:57] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan seems happy.
[12:00] Tsubaki
    Oh, it's totally escaping me.
[12:02] Sazanka
    Why do you wear a mask?
[12:04] Rindou
    Oh, uh, because...
[12:07] Rindou
    Wh-What?
[12:08] Asagao
    This sound!
[12:10] Asagao
    It's the sound of dinner!
[12:13] Tsubaki/Rindou
    Time to eat.
[12:13] Asagao
    Time to eat!
[12:14] Sazanka
    Time to eat...
[12:17] Tsubaki
    So the mouth part comes off...
[12:19] Asagao
    Hey, Rindou. Do you eat a lot?
[12:22] Asagao
    You don't have to finish all yours.
    Especially fish, or meat.
[12:27] Tsubaki
    Hey! Bad manners, Asagao.
[12:30] Rindou
    Don't worry. I eat plenty.
[12:32] Asagao
    Oh, okay...
[12:35] Mokuren
    Tsubaki.
[12:37] Mokuren
    Hi. This girl is Team Dog's transfer student?
[12:41] Tsubaki
    Yes, this is Rindou.
[12:43] Rindou
    Oh, um...
[12:44] Mokuren
    I'm Mokuren. Team Monkey. Nice to meet you.
[12:48] Rindou
    Uh, yeah.
[12:50] Tsubaki
    Team Monkey is the medical team.
[12:52] Rindou
    Is that so?
[12:53] Mokuren
    You can bring your troubles
    to me, not just your injuries.
[12:57] Rindou
    Thank you.
[12:59] Housenka
    Oh! Isn't that Rindou?
[13:01] Kibushi
    We couldn't find you anywhere earlier!
[13:04] Kibushi
    Are you good at hiding?
[13:06] Housenka
    Where were you?
[13:08] Hinagiku
    Why do you wear a mask even when you eat?
[13:10] Tsubaki
    Hey, everyone!
[13:14] Sazanka
    Enough yammering! I'm eating here.
[13:17] Sazanka
    Could you go somewhere else?
[13:18] Hinagiku/Kibushi/Housenka
    Huh?!
[13:20] Kibushi
    What's with you?!
[13:21] Housenka
    We just want to talk a bit!
[13:22] Tsubaki
    Hey, hey.
[13:24] Tsubaki
    A barrage of questions is
    overwhelming for Rindou.
[13:28] Tsubaki
    Please let things settle down first.
[13:32] Hinagiku
    Fine, then.
[13:33] Kibushi
    We'll wait until next time.
[13:35] Housenka
    Phooey.
[13:44] Rindou
    Uh, Sazanka.
[13:48] Tsubaki
    Were you all right?
[13:49] Rindou
    Oh, yeah. Thank you.
[13:57] Asagao
    Wasn't dinner yummy, Rindou?
[14:00] Rindou
    Yup.
[14:01] Asagao
    I grew the pickled daikon
    radish we had today.
[14:04] Asagao
    I'm raising all sorts of other veggies, too.
[14:07] Rindou
    Oh, really?
[14:08] Asagao
    I'll show you around the fields tomorrow.
[14:12] Asagao
    Oh, I know.
[14:13] Asagao
    Hey, Tsubaki-chan.
[14:15] ---
    Now that Rindou's come and all, today
    let's bathe up in the mountains!
[14:18] Tsubaki
    Good idea. Let's do that.
[14:21] Rindou
    Up in the mountains?
[14:32] Rindou
    Wow!
[14:35] Asagao
    Yahoo!
[14:39] Tsubaki
    Asagao! No leaping in. It's dangerous!
[14:43] Asagao
    Big bath!
[14:49] Rindou
    It's so warm.
[14:51] Asagao
    Rindou, swim with me!
[14:53] Asagao
    It's fun!
[14:55] Rindou
    S-Sure! Later on.
[14:58] Tsubaki
    This bath is spacious, but it's
    far away, so we rarely come here.
[15:03] Rindou
    It's not very close to the village.
[15:09] Asagao
    Ninja art:
[15:10] Asagao
    Squirt Gun!
[15:13] Tsubaki
    Why you!
[15:25] Rindou
    Um...
[15:27] Tsubaki
    I swear, that Asagao.
[15:29] Tsubaki
    Oh, Sazanka. Where are you going?
[15:32] Sazanka
    Over to the hot section.
[15:40] Tsubaki
    This water sure is great.
[15:43] Rindou
    Yeah.
[15:48] Tsubaki
    Th-This might be my chance
    to ask Rindou about men.
[15:54] Rindou
    This is fun.
[15:55] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[15:56] Rindou
    I was raised as a boy in the village,
[16:00] ---
    so I couldn't bathe with girls.
[16:02] Rindou
    And I was too embarrassed
    to get in with the boys.
[16:06] Rindou
    So, it's fun getting to bathe
    with everyone like this.
[16:09] Tsubaki
    Well, good for—
[16:12] Rindou
    But it looks like Sazanka doesn't like me.
[16:15] Tsubaki
    Huh?!
[16:17] Rindou
    She's so huffy with me.
[16:18] Tsubaki
    Oh, that's—
[16:19] Asagao
    She doesn't dislike you!
[16:21] Asagao
    You see, Sazanka's shy around strangers.
[16:24] Asagao
    Once she gets to know you,
    she'll act totally conceited.
[16:28] Rindou
    Is that so?
[16:29] Tsubaki
    Yes. So, it'll be fine
    once she's used to you.
[16:33] Rindou
    Huh...
[16:34] Tsubaki
    Want me to go get her?
[16:36] Rindou
    N-No!
[16:37] Rindou
    I'll go to her.
[16:52] Rindou
    Sazanka.
[16:53] Sazanka
    Wh-What?
[16:54] Rindou
    Uh, I...
[16:58] Rindou
    want to be friends with you!
[17:01] Rindou
    I'm shy around strangers, too.
[17:06] Sazanka
    Nobody ever said I was...
[17:15] Rindou
    Tsubaki!
[17:17] Rindou
    S-Sazanka is...!
[17:23] Tsubaki
    Looks like the heat got to her.
[17:28] Asagao
    What now? We could go call Team Monkey,
    but it's so far away.
[17:33] Tsubaki
    That's true.
[17:35] Rindou
    Maybe she got stressed out because of me.
[17:38] Tsubaki
    No, I'm sure that's not it.
[17:40] Rindou
    No, it's my fault.
[17:42] Rindou
    I can tell, because I'm
    shy around strangers, too.
[17:45] Rindou
    And so...
[17:50] Asagao
    You mean, you can use medical Jutsu, too?
[17:53] Rindou
    I can't.
[17:56] Rindou
    But...
[18:03] Rindou
    I can summon.
[18:04] Asagao
    Wow! What's that?!
[18:07] Rindou
    Come Here Jutsu.
[18:08] Asagao
    Come Here?
[18:10] Rindou
    Mokuren.
[18:10] Mokuren
    Y-Yes?
[18:13] Rindou
    I want you... to heal Sazanka.
[18:20] Sazanka
    Ouch!
[18:23] Sazanka
    Be gentler!
[18:26] Mokuren
    Sorry.
[18:27] Tsubaki
    Shouldn't you be thanking her, Sazanka?!
[18:29] Mokuren
    No, I just did my job. If you thank anyone...
[18:34] Mokuren
    thank Rindou.
[18:48] Sazanka
    Can't you move?
[18:49] Rindou
    Summoning... tires me out.
[19:06] Rindou
    Huh?
[19:12] Tsubaki
    Hey! Sazanka!
[19:13] Mokuren
    She's cute!
[19:14] Asagao
    Wow!
[19:15] Rindou
    G-Give it back!
[19:22] Sazanka
    You can move just fine.
[19:24] Tsubaki
    Rindou! Towel! Towel!
[19:26] Tsubaki
    There we go.
[19:30] Rindou
    I...
[19:33] Rindou
    I'm shy about my face.
[19:39] Sazanka
    It's weird to be more shy about
    your face than about being naked!
[19:45] Rindou
    Well, that's the way I feel.
[19:48] Sazanka
    Ow.
[19:49] Tsubaki
    Come on!
[19:56] Sazanka
    Th-Thank you... Rindou.
[20:18] Tsubaki
    Sazanka is all better,
    so why don't we get back in?
[20:22] Mokuren
    Maybe I'll get in, too, then.
[20:25] Asagao
    Yay! Let's all swim!
[20:27] Sazanka
    You're so childish, Asagao.
[20:30] Rindou
    I want to swim, too.
[20:32] Asagao
    Then, let's have a race, Rindou!
[20:34] Rindou
    S-Sure!
SIGN    Tiger
SIGN    Team Tiger
SIGN    Secret
    base
[22:11] Konoha
    All right, we're starting class.
[22:14] Konoha
    Take your seats.
[22:17] Konoha
    We'll start with a ninjutsu review.
[22:20] Konoha
    Quiet down over there. And be seated.
[22:23] Kagetsu/Mukuge/Hototogisu
    Yes, ma'am!
[22:27] Konoha
    First we have Transformation Jutsu.
[22:32] Konoha
    Next is Copy Jutsu.
[22:35] Konoha
    This would be Fire Style Jutsu.
[22:39] Konoha
    Onward we go.
[22:40] Higuruma
    Konoha-sensei!
    Housenka says her stomach hurts!
[22:44] Konoha
    She may go to the bathroom.
[22:47] Konoha
    Let's continue.
[22:49] Konoha
    Sleep Bell Jutsu.
[22:51] Konoha
    Where the sound of a bell puts you to sleep.
[22:54] Konoha
    Shadow Bind Jutsu.
[22:56] Konoha
    You step on someone's shadow
    to keep them from moving.
[22:59] Konoha
    And, next...
[23:02] Konoha
    Asagao.
[23:04] Asagao
    I'm sorry.
[23:07] Konoha
    Hang in there until lunch.
[23:09] Konoha
    Loyalty Trance Jutsu.
[23:11] Konoha
    Don't use this one irresponsibly.
[23:14] Konoha
    Dancing Leaves Jutsu.
[23:15] Konoha
    You're a bagworm before you know it.
[23:19] Konoha
    The "whap" thing.
[23:20] Konoha
    Well, this needs no explanation.
[23:24] Konoha
    That's all. How many have you memorized?
[23:26] student
    Three!
[23:27] student
    I knew them all!
[23:27] student
    Five!
[23:29] Konoha
    See you next time, then.
[23:31] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan?!
[23:31] student
    Huh?!
[23:32] student
    No way!
[23:32] Sazanka
    Nee-sama?!
[23:33] Tsubaki
    Be sure to learn them by heart!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Rindou's Resolve
    Late-Night Summons
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued!

E7 - Rindou's Resolve / Late-Night Summons

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[00:07] Rindou
    H-Here goes, um, Sazanka.
[00:17] Rindou
    N-No! I can't take it off!
[00:29] Rindou
    Okay.
[00:32] Rindou
    This time.
[00:35] Rindou
    No!
[00:36] Rindou
    No!
[00:37] Rindou
    No!
[00:41] Rindou
    Wh-Whoops...
[00:43] Rindou
    I'm still too shy!
SIGN    Rindou's Resolve
SIGN    Dog
[02:30] Tsubaki
    What are you up to
    first thing in the morning?
[02:32] Sazanka
    W-Well, I thought I'd look at Rindou's face.
[02:36] Tsubaki
    You can't just take it off without asking.
[02:39] Tsubaki
    You know she's shy about
    being seen without it.
[02:42] Sazanka
    But!
[02:42] Tsubaki
    No buts.
SIGN    Soy
    Sauce
[02:46] Sazanka
    What's the big deal, anyway?!
[02:52] Sazanka
    And how long does she plan to wear a mask?!
[02:56] Asagao
    Um...
[02:57] Asagao
    See, Rindou is a shy person.
[03:02] Sazanka
    What's with the "I'm so embarrassed"?!
[03:04] Sazanka
    Over her cute face, of all things!
[03:09] Asagao
    My fish!
[03:11] Hinagiku
    Cute?
[03:13] Kibushi
    What's wrong, Hinagiku?
[03:13] Asagao
    Give back my fish!
[03:15] Hinagiku
    Didn't Sazanka just say that Rindou's cute?
[03:16] Sazanka
    Shut up. If you want to
    blame someone, blame Rindou.
[03:19] Kibushi
    Was she talking about that?
[03:21] Oniyuri
    She was.
[03:22] Hinagiku
    I knew it.
[03:23] Kibushi
    But if she's cute, there's no reason
     for her to wear a mask, is there?
[03:28] Hinagiku
    That's very true.
[03:30] Oniyuri
    You never know.
[03:32] Oniyuri
    Sazanka isn't the type to just toss
    around compliments like "cute."
[03:40] Sazanka
    Why'd you call us out to a place like this?
[03:43] Hinagiku
    So, is what you said earlier true?
[03:48] Sazanka/Asagao
    Earlier?
[03:50] Hinagiku
    You're so dense.
[03:52] Hinagiku
    Weren't you saying that Rindou is cute?
[03:55] Sazanka
    Oh, that?
[03:57] Sazanka
    Well, who can say?
[03:59] Asagao
    It's true!
[04:00] Asagao
    I saw when we were bathing!
[04:02] Asagao
    You don't need to engage with them.
[04:07] Hinagiku
    Now that I've heard she's cute,
[04:09] ---
    there's no way I'm not going to make sure.
[04:12] Kibushi
    Mhm!
[04:12] Hinagiku
    Right?
[04:14] Sazanka
    What, then?
[04:15] Hinagiku
    Listen, I want to take off Rindou's mask.
[04:20] Hinagiku
    Care to help me?
[04:22] Sazanka
    Oh yeah?
[04:23] Asagao
    Don't do that! It's not good to force her!
[04:26] Sazanka
    Asagao.
[04:27] Asagao
    But...
[04:29] Sazanka
    I'll give you my side dishes at dinner.
[04:31] Sazanka
    Just do as I say.
[04:34] Hinagiku
    Oh, I didn't think you'd be so into it.
[04:37] Hinagiku
    You must have plenty of gripes about Rindou.
[04:42] Sazanka
    Whatever. Just tell us the plan.
[04:55] Rindou
    Maybe I did a bad thing.
[04:58] Rindou
    Because I don't want my face being
    seen, you got mad at Sazanka.
[05:05] Tsubaki
    You don't need to worry about it.
[05:08] Rindou
    But...
[05:10] Tsubaki
    She probably wants lots of your
    attention, but she's awkward.
[05:16] Tsubaki
    She ends up going about it a bit childishly.
[05:20] Tsubaki
    But you know, Rindou,
[05:22] Tsubaki
    Sazanka is a very good, kind girl at heart.
[05:27] Tsubaki
    So, there's no need to worry.
[05:29] Rindou
    All right.
[05:37] Rindou
    I'm stuck now.
[05:39] Tsubaki
    You're very careful with your mask.
[05:42] Tsubaki
    Looks like even the butterfly can tell.
[05:44] Rindou
    The head of my last village gave me
    this mask, on account of my shyness.
[05:54] Rindou
    Thanks to the mask, I reached a
    point where I could talk to people.
[06:01] Tsubaki
    You've been with it ever
     since you were little?
[06:05] Rindou
    Yeah, but I... don't think
    I can go on like this.
[06:12] Tsubaki
    You do it your way, Rindou.
[06:14] ---
    No need to force things.
SIGN    Oh! The Profundities
    of Ninjutsu
[06:32] Rindou
    There, all done.
[06:40] Rindou
    I want to fit in better with everyone.
[06:55] Rindou
    I wonder if I can.
[06:59] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Rindou!
[07:02] Tsubaki
    I fell asleep on my precious day off!
[07:05] Tsubaki
    I wanted to read!
[07:06] Tsubaki
    Let's see, I think...
[07:08] Tsubaki
    Huh?! How far had I gotten?!
[07:10] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[07:12] Sazanka
    Emergency! It's Hinagiku!
[07:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Here's the plan.
[07:19] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Emergency! Nee-sama!
[07:21] (Flashback) Kibushi
    What's the matter, Sazanka?
[07:23] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Hinagiku's pinned under a tree over there!
[07:26] (Flashback) Kibushi
    Oh, my!
[07:27] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Rindou, come with us to rescue her!
[07:30] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Nee-sama, you go and get more help!
[07:33] (Flashback) Kibushi
    Will do!
[07:37] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    This way Tsubaki won't come,
[07:39] (Flashback) ---
    so all that's left to do is remove
    the unsuspecting Rindou's mask.
[07:43] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Well?
[07:45] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Flawless, isn't it?
[07:47] (Flashback) Kibushi
    It's perfect, Hinagiku!
[07:50] Oniyuri
    The more smoothly things go,
    the more cautious you should be.
[07:54] Kibushi
    You're so uptight, Oniyuri. It'll be fine.
[07:57] Oniyuri
    Will it?
[07:58] Hinagiku
    Here they come!
[08:03] Hinagiku
    Now that I've heard she's cute,
    there's no way I'm not going to make sure.
[08:09] Rindou
    Hinagiku!
[08:10] Rindou
    Huh?
[08:12] Rindou
    I thought you were pinned under a tree.
[08:16] Rindou
    What?! What?!
[08:21] Hinagiku
    Too bad! It was a lie.
[08:27] Hinagiku
    Sazanka has some issues
    with you, so she helped me.
[08:32] Hinagiku
    It was bribery for Asagao.
[08:38] Hinagiku
    Now, let's take that mask off
    before Tsubaki gets here.
[08:44] Rindou/Tsubaki
    "Before Tsubaki gets here"?
[08:46] Hinagiku
    Huh?
[08:48] Tsubaki
    I'm already here.
[08:50] Tsubaki
    Release!
[09:04] Hinagiku
    No way!
[09:06] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[09:07] Oniyuri
    Sorry.
[09:08] Hinagiku
    You tricked me, Sazanka?!
[09:11] Tsubaki
    Sazanka would never go along
    with a plan like that.
[09:14] Hinagiku
    Why not? Weren't you displeased with Rindou?!
[09:19] Tsubaki
    I think you've probably got it wrong.
[09:22] Hinagiku
    Wrong, how?
[09:24] Tsubaki
    Sazanka messes with Rindou
    because she likes her.
[09:28] Tsubaki
    Right?
[09:32] Sazanka
    Well, I don't dislike her.
[09:35] Tsubaki
    I knew you were a good girl.
[09:38] Asagao
    I figured it out from Sazanka's eye signals!
[09:41] Tsubaki
    You're a good girl, too.
[09:44] Tsubaki
    Stop right there!
[09:48] Tsubaki
    What should we do with the bad girl?
[09:50] Hinagiku
    D-Don't get so mad.
[09:53] Hinagiku
    I-I just thought I'd get a
    quick peek at Rindou's face.
[09:58] Tsubaki
    Rindou is important to us.
[10:01] Hinagiku
    I-I know that.
[10:03] Tsubaki
    You can't do with her as you please!
[10:05] Rindou
    Tsubaki, wait.
[10:07] Tsubaki
    Rindou!
[10:13] Hinagiku
    What?!
[10:15] Rindou
    I'm sorry I caused trouble again.
[10:19] Tsubaki
    It isn't your fault, Rindou.
[10:22] Rindou
    No, this all started because I'm
    embarrassed about showing my face.
[10:28] Rindou
    But from now on...
[10:35] Rindou
    I want to, little by little,
    get used to not wearing the mask.
[10:40] Rindou
    Um, thanks for giving me
    this excuse, Hinagiku.
[10:49] Tsubaki
    Hinagiku?
[10:51] Hinagiku
    Hah!
[10:52] Hinagiku
    Just when I was wondering
    how cute your face could be!
[10:56] Hinagiku
    Guess it's more ordinary than I expected!
[10:58] Hinagiku
    What a letdown, huh?!
[11:00] Kibushi
    Hinagiku...
[11:05] Hinagiku
    You can just keep that mask on forever!
[11:10] Rindou
    Um...
[11:10] Kibushi
    Hinagiku's crying!
[11:11] Sazanka
    Just ignore her, Rindou.
[11:12] Oniyuri
    Poor thing. Are you okay?
[11:13] Rindou
    Oh, but...
[11:14] Kibushi
    You're a hundred, no,
    a thousand times cuter.
[11:19] ---
    So, don't cry.
[11:20] Hinagiku
    I'm going home!
[11:22] Oniyuri
    Yeah, let's go home.
[11:24] Oniyuri
    Come on, stand up.
[11:27] Kibushi
    There's a stone at your feet,
    so watch your step.
[11:30] Oniyuri
    Want to eat something sweet when we get back?
[11:33] Sazanka
    Aren't you better off without the mask?
[11:33] Oniyuri
    I think we have some mandarin oranges.
[11:36] Rindou
    Y-Yeah...
[11:36] Hinagiku
    I'll have some!
[11:37] Asagao
    I think so, too!
[11:38] Oniyuri
    All right.
[11:39] Kibushi
    I'll peel them for you!
[11:39] Rindou
    Yeah.
[11:40] Tsubaki
    Please don't force yourself.
[11:42] Rindou
    Thank you.
[11:45] Rindou
    From now on, I'll try hard to get
    used to not wearing the mask.
[11:50] Rindou
    And so...
[11:53] Rindou
    Sazanka, Asagao, Tsubaki.
[11:56] Rindou
    Once again, here's hoping
    for the best for us all.
[12:01] Tsubaki
    Yes, of course!
[12:02] Asagao
    I second that!
[12:03] Sazanka
    What you said...
SIGN    Late-Night Summons
[12:11] Sazanka/Asagao
    Ready, go!
[12:18] Asagao
    See you there.
[12:19] Sazanka
    Wait, you!
[12:21] Asagao
    Not waiting.
[12:24] Sazanka
    Take this!
[12:28] Sazanka
    See you there!
[12:30] Asagao
    No fair!
[12:33] Tsubaki
    Rindou.
[12:35] Tsubaki
    U-Um...
[12:37] Rindou
    Something up?
[12:39] Tsubaki
    There's something I want to ask you.
[12:42] Tsubaki
    That is...
[12:43] Tsubaki
    Wh-What are...
[12:46] Rindou
    What?
[12:47] Tsubaki
    Uh, it's not like I care
    one way or the other...
[12:52] Rindou
    Um, about what?
[12:55] Tsubaki
    Well, wh-what are men like?!
[12:59] Rindou
    What are they like?
[13:04] Rindou
    Wh-What?
[13:05] Tsubaki
    Tell me anything, please.
[13:07] ---
    Anything, if it's about men!
[13:17] Hana
    Tsubaki. Rindou.
[13:19] Tsubaki/Rindou
    Yes, ma'am!
[13:20] Tsubaki
    C-Can we help you?
[13:22] Hana
    Both of you, come by my place tonight.
[13:26] Hana
    Let no one discover you.
[13:28] Tsubaki/Rindou
    Yes, ma'am.
[13:30] Hana
    All right, good.
[13:36] Tsubaki
    She startled me.
[13:38] Rindou
    But what's this about?
[13:39] Tsubaki
    It might be for a scolding,
[13:41] ---
    since I carelessly tried to ask about men.
[13:45] Rindou
    A scolding from Hana-sensei?
[13:47] Tsubaki
    I-I'm sorry!
[13:50] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[13:55] Sazanka
    What did Hana-sensei have to say?
[13:57] Tsubaki
    Oh, uh...
[13:59] Rindou
    She just came to check on us.
[14:01] Tsubaki
    Right, right.
[14:03] Tsubaki
    Oh, I was watching your ropewalk.
    You were so quick!
[14:06] Sazanka
    Is something wrong, Nee-sama?
[14:09] ---
    You're acting funny.
[14:10] Tsubaki
    N-No, nothing's wrong at all.
[14:20] Tsubaki
    We got out without anyone noticing.
[14:22] Rindou
    Yeah, probably.
[14:25] Tsubaki
    To be safe, let's go through the
    forest and approach from behind.
[14:28] Rindou
    Okay.
[14:33] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry. It's my fault
    you got dragged into this.
[14:38] Rindou
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[14:41] Rindou
    But, a scolding from Hana-sensei, huh?
[14:43] Rindou
    I wonder if it's as scary as I think.
[14:47] Tsubaki
    I heard something once.
[14:50] Tsubaki
    A student was summoned for a scolding,
[14:53] ---
    and it was so frightening,
[14:55] ---
    she didn't get out of bed for three days!
[15:00] Rindou
    Let's be strong.
[15:01] Tsubaki
    Yes, let's!
[15:07] Sazanka
    Where are you going so late, Nee-sama?
[15:10] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[15:11] Rindou
    But, weren't you asleep?
[15:14] Sazanka
    That was a dummy.
[15:16] Sazanka
    I was on alert because
    something seemed fishy.
[15:19] Sazanka
    You already have me...
[15:20] Sazanka
    so where do you think you're going with
    Rindou in the middle of the night?!
[15:26] Rindou
    She's awfully mad.
[15:28] Tsubaki
    For now, let's lose her!
[15:30] Sazanka
    Stop!
[15:35] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[15:37] Rindou
    Wouldn't it be better to calm her down first?
[15:39] Tsubaki
    There's no assuaging Sazanka
    when she like this.
[15:48] Rindou
    Wonder if we gave her the slip.
[15:51] Tsubaki
    Most likely.
[15:52] Rindou
    Sazanka really does adore you.
[15:56] Rindou
    Maybe to her, this looks like an elopement.
[16:01] Tsubaki
    Elopement?!
[16:04] Tsubaki
    That thing men and women do?!
[16:07] Rindou
    Tsubaki, keep your voice down!
[16:09] Sazanka
    Elopement?
[16:12] Sazanka
    I don't know what that is, but it
    must be what you're trying to do.
[16:19] Sazanka
    I won't let you elopement!
[16:22] Rindou
    Sazanka, that's not how you use the word!
[16:25] Tsubaki
    You don't need to tell her that!
[16:28] Tsubaki
    Rindou!
[16:31] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Over here!
[16:36] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[16:37] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Nee-sama! Nee-sama!
[16:44] Rindou
    What did you do?
[16:46] Tsubaki
    It's a sleep needle I got from Mokuren.
[16:49] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[16:53] Tsubaki
    She won't wake up for a while,
[16:55] ---
    so let's collect her on our way home.
[16:57] Rindou
    Okay.
[16:59] Tsubaki
    Tsubaki and Rindou reporting.
SIGN    A
    k
    a
    n
    e
    
    C
    l
    a
    s
    s
[17:05] Hana
    You seem tired.
[17:08] Hana
    Did something happen?
[17:09] Tsubaki
    N-No, ma'am. Nothing.
[17:12] Hana
    All right.
[17:25] Hana
    Rindou, have you gotten used to the village?
[17:27] Rindou
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[17:29] Hana
    Looks like you're moving
    closer to removing your mask.
[17:32] Rindou
    Yes, one way or another.
[17:35] Hana
    I think the two of you realize this,
[17:39] Hana
    but exercise all due caution regarding men.
[17:43] Hana
    Don't speak carelessly of
    them in front of the others.
[17:46] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am.
[17:49] Hana
    Is there anything troubling you?
[17:51] Rindou
    No, ma'am. Tsubaki treats me well,
    and everyone is nice.
[17:57] Hana
    I see.
[17:59] Hana
    I've kept you long enough.
[18:01] ---
    Go home and get some decent sleep.
[18:03] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[18:04] Hana
    What is it?
[18:05] Tsubaki
    N-Nothing, ma'am. I just thought there'd
    be more than this to a summons.
[18:10] Hana
    Such as?
[18:11] Tsubaki
    N-Never mind! If there isn't, that's fine!
[18:20] Rindou
    That was kind of a letdown.
[18:22] Tsubaki
    Good thing, though.
    I was sure the men thing—
[18:25] Hana
    I forgot something, Tsubaki.
[18:27] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[18:28] Hana
    This applies to Rindou, of course,
    but look after the rest, as well.
[18:33] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[18:34] Hana
    I have high hopes for you.
[18:38] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am! I'll do my best!
[18:43] Sazanka
    I found you, Nee-sama.
[18:46] Tsubaki
    S-Sazanka!
[18:48] Tsubaki
    No way. She shouldn't have woken up so soon.
[18:57] Sazanka
    Didn't I tell you? Don't underestimate
    how strongly I feel for...
[19:07] Rindou
    She fell back asleep?
[19:09] Hana
    What is Sazanka doing here?
[19:11] Tsubaki
    As it turns out, she noticed us sneak out.
[19:15] Tsubaki
    I put her to sleep on the way here, but...
[19:19] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry.
[19:21] Hana
    Well, I'll let it go this time.
    Take her home.
[19:25] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am.
[19:26] Tsubaki
    Ayoomp.
[19:27] Tsubaki
    She's completely out now.
[19:29] Rindou
    Yeah.
[19:31] Sazanka
    ...sama...
[19:34] Rindou
    Is she saying something?
[19:35] Sazanka
    Please, you and Rindou had better not elo—
[19:41] Hana
    What's wrong?
[19:42] Tsubaki
    Oh!
[19:43] Tsubaki/Rindou
    Nothing, ma'am!
[19:44] Tsubaki
    Let's get going, Rindou!
[19:46] Rindou
    Let's go, let's go!
[19:47] Tsubaki
    If you'll excuse us!
[19:53] Hana
    Well, I'm counting on you.
[20:02] Rindou
    Sazanka noticed that you seemed
    different than usual earlier today.
[20:06] Tsubaki
    Sorry. I'm bad at covering stuff up.
[20:12] Rindou
    No, this is all Sazanka.
[20:15] Rindou
    She knows you well.
[20:18] Tsubaki
    Be that as it may,
    sneaking out in the night...
[20:21] Tsubaki
    Bad girl.
[20:22] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[20:26] Asagao
    You eat some more, too, Rindou.
SIGN    Dog
[20:34] Tsubaki
    No, on second thought, everyone
    in Team Dog's a good girl.
[20:38] Rindou
    Yeah.
SIGN    Team
    Dragon
[22:09] Asagao
    Somebody here is a bad girl!
[22:12] Asagao
    Who ate my emergency stash?!
[22:15] Asagao
    Fess up!
[22:18] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan?
[22:19] Tsubaki
    No.
[22:20] Asagao
    Rindou?
[22:21] Rindou
    Not me.
[22:22] Asagao
    I knew it was you, Sazanka!
[22:24] Sazanka
    "Knew," nothing! I didn't do it!
[22:26] Asagao
    Give back my potatoes!
[22:29] Sazanka
    Of course I'm not going to eat those!
[22:32] Tsubaki
    Now, now! Please calm down!
[22:42] Tsubaki
    Could it be Sazanka or Rindou?
[22:45] Tsubaki
    No, no. I'm sure they're both good girls.
[22:55] Tsubaki
    Someone got up.
[22:58] Tsubaki
    She's eating the emergency food!
[23:00] Tsubaki
    It's wrong to take what's not yours.
[23:03] ---
    I've got to reprimand her!
[23:06] Tsubaki
    Who's the bad girl?!
[23:12] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[23:19] Asagao
    Give back my stash!
[23:23] Tsubaki
    A-Asagao...
[23:27] Asagao
    Darn it.
[23:32] Tsubaki
    E-Everyone in Team Dog's a good girl...
SIGN    Next time:
    
    The Strongest Team
    Nee-sama
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    T-To be continued.

E8 - The Strongest Team | Nee-sama

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[00:19] Dokudami
    We've come home.
SIGN    The Strongest Team
[01:54] Asagao
    I wonder what's for lunch today.
[01:59] Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Asagao!
[02:02] Tsubaki
    Let's go eat!
[02:03] Ume
    Hurry, hurry!
[02:04] Itadori
    Hurry! Hurry!
[02:07] Tsubaki
    What's going on?
[02:09] Itadori
    I heard Dokudami and the others are back!
[02:12] Tsubaki
    Team Boar?
[02:13] Itadori
    Right now they're divvying up boar meat!
[02:18] Asagao
    Lunch... Meat...
[02:21] Asagao
    Lunch. Meat.
[02:23] Asagao
    Lunch! Meat!
[02:24] Asagao
    Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!
    Lunch! Meat! Lunch! Meat!
[02:28] Asagao
    Meat!
[02:31] Tsubaki
    A-Asagao!
[02:35] Tsubaki
    Why don't we go, too?
[02:37] Sazanka
    What about lunch?!
[02:40] Tsubaki
    We'll do that after we
    say hello to Team Boar.
[02:43] Rindou
    Team Boar?
[02:44] Tsubaki
    See? Rindou has yet to meet them.
[02:47] Tsubaki
    Let's go.
[02:50] Sazanka
    I don't mix well with them.
[03:07] Dokudami
    Okay, come and get it!
[03:09] Touwata
    We haven't had boar meat in a while!
[03:12] Hasu
    I think I'll make some jerky.
[03:14] Dokudami
    Sure, you do that!
[03:17] Dokudami
    Team Tiger is tiny,
    so I'll give you a biggish helping.
[03:21] Ume
    Yay!
[03:22] Fuki
    Much appreciated.
[03:25] Dokudami
    Asagao is huge...
[03:28] Dokudami
    so you get even more!
[03:29] Asagao
    Dokudami, you're the best!
[03:33] Tsubaki
    Team Boar is a very good-natured trio.
[03:36] Rindou
    Oh, yeah?
[03:37] Tsubaki
    And if nothing else, they're strong.
[03:40] Tsubaki
    Dokudami wields a big club.
[03:43] Tsubaki
    Aogiri's sword is so fast, you can't see it!
[03:46] Tsubaki
    Shakuyaku is nimble, and accurate
    at targeting weak points.
[03:50] Tsubaki
    In terms of offensive strength,
    they're probably the top team in Akane Class.
[03:55] Rindou
    She said they came back.
[03:57] Rindou
    Had they gone somewhere?
[03:59] Tsubaki
    Yes. Those three have a particular weakness.
[04:02] Tsubaki
    They were on a journey to overcome it.
[04:07] Asagao
    Hey, Dokudami.
[04:09] Asagao
    Since you're back,
    does that mean you conquered it?
[04:13] Dokudami
    Yeah, we nailed it.
[04:17] Aogiri
    We came up with a secret technique.
[04:19] Shakuyaku
    No worries, now.
[04:20] Asagao
    Wow!
[04:22] Dokudami
    Now we truly are the strongest team!
[04:30] Tsubaki
    Oh! That's right.
[04:32] Tsubaki
    There's a word that you must
    never say to Team Boar.
[04:36] Rindou
    A word you don't say?
[04:39] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[04:40] Tsubaki
    If you do go and say it...
[04:43] Asagao
    This is incredible, though.
[04:45] Asagao
    How'd you bring down a big one like this?
[04:48] Dokudami
    I can take down one like
    this with a single swing!
[04:52] Asagao
    Oh, yeah?
[04:55] Asagao
    As always, you're stupid-strong!
[04:58] Asagao
    Stupid-strong!
[05:00] Asagao
    Stupid-strong!
[05:02] Asagao
    Stupid-strong!
[05:03] Asagao
    Stupid-strong!
[05:05] Asagao
    Stupid! Stupid!
[05:07] Tsubaki
    And that word is—
[05:10] Asagao
    Help me!
[05:13] Dokudami
    You just had to say "stupid"!
[05:15] Tsubaki
    Did you really say it?!
[05:23] Asagao
    I didn't say "stupid"!
[05:32] Aogiri
    You said it again.
[05:37] Tsubaki
    Quickly! This way!
[05:39] Asagao
    All I said was stupid-strong, you know!
[05:46] Tsubaki
    Please hear us out, Dokudami!
[05:48] Tsubaki
    Asagao didn't mean to—
[05:58] Dokudami
    Being made fun of is the
    one thing I can't stand.
[06:01] Dokudami
    You know there's a price to pay!
[06:06] Sazanka
    Let's just give them Asagao, Nee-sama!
[06:08] Asagao
    I don't want you to desert me, you know!
[06:17] Dokudami
    Move aside, Tsubaki.
[06:23] Tsubaki
    I challenge you to a duel in Asagao's place.
[06:28] Tsubaki
    How about at two o'clock
    at the practice clearing?
[06:32] Dokudami
    Huh... With you, Tsubaki?
[06:35] Dokudami
    Interesting. I accept.
[06:38] Dokudami
    So, then...
[06:40] Dokudami
    Come and get your boar meat!
[06:44] Dokudami
    Here you go.
[06:45] Tsubaki
    Thank you very much.
[06:48] Dokudami
    Sazanka, you better eat a bunch, too.
[06:51] Dokudami
    I've never seen you before.
[06:54] Tsubaki
    This is Rindou. She transferred
    here from another village.
[06:58] Dokudami
    Oh, yeah? Nice to meet you.
[07:01] Rindou
    N-Nice to meet you, too...
[07:05] Dokudami
    Then, I'll toss in a share for you, too.
[07:08] Rindou
    Th-Thanks.
[07:11] Tsubaki
    Team Boar likes to keep things
    separate in their minds.
[07:16] Rindou
    It makes them all the scarier.
[07:19] Dokudami
    Okay, then.
[07:20] Dokudami
    Might as well go say hi
    to Sensei before the duel.
[07:30] Sazanka
    Wh-What're you doing?!
    Someone could get hurt!
[07:34] Dokudami
    Sorry about that.
[07:38] Dokudami
    Okay, see you later!
[07:43] Sazanka
    What the heck?!
[07:44] Sazanka
    Stupid Asagao!
[07:45] Sazanka
    Causing trouble for Nee-sama!
[07:47] Asagao
    Yeah, well...
[07:49] Sazanka
    But well played, Nee-sama.
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    A
    k
    a
    n
    e
    
    C
    l
    a
    s
    s
[07:51] Sazanka
    We'll be fine, for now.
[07:54] Tsubaki
    You can't be too careful.
[07:56] Tsubaki
    I need to prepare.
[07:57] Sazanka
    There's no point in that.
    They'll never show up, you watch.
[08:03] Rindou
    They won't? What do you mean?
[08:05] Sazanka
    Didn't Nee-sama say so?
[08:06] Sazanka
    They have a weakness.
[08:09] Sazanka
    Nobody in Team Boar has
    any sense of direction.
[08:13] Sazanka
    Whatsoever.
[08:17] Rindou
    S...
[08:19] Rindou
    Sense of direction?
[08:21] Sazanka
    Yup! They've never reached
    where they're trying to go.
[08:25] Sazanka
    And they'll never make
    it to where the duel is.
[08:28] Tsubaki
    I hope you're right.
[08:30] Sazanka
    You'll be fine, Nee-sama!
[08:32] Sazanka
    So let's dry some meat instead!
[08:36] Asagao
    They'll come.
[08:39] Asagao
    They said they have a sense of direction now.
[08:50] Mokuren
    Hey!
[08:53] Dokudami
    Oh, Mokuren! It's been a long time!
[08:56] Mokuren
    That it has.
[08:58] Mokuren
    I heard you're going to duel with Tsubaki.
[09:01] Dokudami
    Yeah! Word travels fast.
[09:04] Mokuren
    Don't hurt each other too badly!
[09:09] Dokudami
    I can't guarantee that.
[09:13] Dokudami
    The only thing I can do is go all out!
[09:19] Mokuren
    I'll go make lots of salve.
[09:22] Shakuyaku
    Dokudami, it's time.
[09:25] Dokudami
    Oh? Okay.
[09:27] Dokudami
    Well, we're off to the clearing,
[09:31] Dokudami
    using the surefire secret technique
    we worked out on our journey!
[09:47] Sazanka
    L-Let's go home, Nee-sama!
    You're going to get hurt!
[09:51] Tsubaki
    I was the one who suggested it.
[09:54] Tsubaki
    I'm not about to back down.
[09:56] Sazanka
    But!
[09:56] Tsubaki
    Besides...
[09:58] Tsubaki
    I kind of look forward to
    getting to fight Dokudami.
[10:13] Mokuren
    Oh, there you are!
[10:15] Tsubaki
    Mokuren...
[10:16] Sazanka
    We thought you were them!
[10:18] Mokuren
    Sorry! I had something to tell Tsubaki!
[10:22] Tsubaki
    What is it?
[10:23] Mokuren
    Well you see, Team Boar probably won't show.
[10:28] Team Dog
    Huh?
[10:29] Mokuren
    Or maybe more like, they can't.
[10:33] Mokuren
    Looks like they still have
    no sense of direction!
[10:36] Asagao
    B-But, they said something
    about some secret technique!
[10:40] Mokuren
    Oh, that's probably...
[10:52] Dokudami
    Right.
[10:54] Dokudami
    This way!
[10:56] Dokudami
    Yeah, let's go!
[10:58] Aogiri
    They can't get away from us.
[10:58] Mokuren
    Looks like they go whichever
    way the club falls.
[10:59] Shakuyaku
    It's kind of hard to walk.
[11:01] Dokudami
    Just you wait, Tsubaki!
[11:01] Aogiri
    Be careful. It might be a trap.
[11:10] Rindou
    Is Team Boar...
[11:15] Rindou
    stupid or something?
[11:15] Sazanka
    They're stupid.
[11:16] Asagao
    And how.
SIGN    Nee-sama
[11:36] Rindou
    My face feels so bare.
[11:39] Tsubaki
    You can't sleep?
[11:42] Tsubaki
    Do you feel anxious without
    your mask after all?
[11:49] Rindou
    I'm slowly getting used to it, I guess.
[11:53] Sazanka
    Nee-sama.
[11:56] Rindou
    Hey, why does Sazanka call you "Nee-sama"?
[12:02] Rindou
    You can't actually be sisters.
[12:07] Tsubaki
    All right, I'll talk about
    the past until we get sleepy.
[12:15] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    "Today we decide teams."
SIGN    Today we decide teams.
    Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.
    —Hana
[12:17] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    "Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut."
[12:22] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    So it says.
[12:23] (Flashback) Itadori
    Decide teams?
SIGN    Today we decide teams.
    Everyone gather at the mountaintop hut.
    —Hana
[12:24] (Flashback) Ume
    What to do?
[12:26] (Flashback) Itadori
    Want to go together?
[12:27] (Flashback) Fuki
    Sure.
[12:28] (Flashback) Mokuren
    What's wrong, Tsubaki?
[12:30] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    I'm wondering why we need to
    gather all the way up there.
[12:32] Dokudami
    I'll be the first at the top!
[12:36] (Flashback) Mokuren
    Well, won't we find out if we go?
[12:47] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Would you like to go together?
[12:53] (Flashback) Mokuren
    Sazanka is always by herself.
[12:56] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    You know how she is. Just leave her be.
[13:00] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Tsubaki.
[13:03] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Want to race to the top?
[13:07] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Fine by me.
[13:08] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    That decides it!
[13:09] (Flashback) Touwata
    U-Um, Senpai...
[13:11] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Hey, you. Start us off.
[13:13] (Flashback) Touwata
    It's not "you," it's "Touwata"!
[13:16] (Flashback) Touwata
    I'll do it, but I have some conditions.
[13:18] (Flashback) Touwata
    Please let me be in the race, too.
[13:20] (Flashback) Touwata
    And if I win, you'll train—
[13:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Right, right. I'm cool with that.
[13:26] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Make it snappy.
[13:31] (Flashback) Touwata
    All right, here goes.
[13:33] (Flashback) Touwata
    Ready, start!
[13:40] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    I'm winning this thing today!
[13:43] (Flashback) Itadori
    Help!
[13:48] (Flashback) Ume
    Somebody!
[13:50] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Hey, Tsubaki!
[13:51] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    We're in a race!
[13:52] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Please go on ahead!
[13:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    I'll catch up!
[14:01] (Flashback) Fuki
    I can't move.
[14:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    What happened?
[14:03] (Flashback) Itadori
    Sazanka happened!
[14:05] (Flashback) Ume
    Again!
[14:07] Tsubaki
    Back then, Sazanka played pranks on
    everyone, and was always causing trouble.
[14:13] Rindou
    Huh.
[14:15] Rindou
    That might not be so different from now.
[14:20] Tsubaki
    Perhaps you're right.
[14:22] Rindou
    And so?
[14:24] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    And so, where's Sazanka?
[14:26] (Flashback) Fuki
    She went that way.
[14:31] (Flashback) Ume
    I hope I don't end up on her team.
[14:35] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Why do you feel that way?
[14:41] (Flashback) Ume
    Because she's always doing such nasty things.
[14:44] (Flashback) Itadori
    Like the other day.
[14:55] (Flashback) Ume
    "It's your fault for
    getting caught," she said!
[14:58] (Flashback) Itadori
    She's mean!
[15:01] (Flashback) Ume
    Fuki, don't cry.
[15:03] (Flashback) Itadori
    It's okay. There's nothing
    to be scared of now.
[15:06] (Flashback) Ume
    We're here for you.
[15:08] (Flashback) Fuki
    Mhm.
[15:09] (Flashback) Ume
    It's okay, it's okay.
[15:10] (Flashback) Itadori
    There, there.
[15:11] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    I'll go look for her!
[15:13] (Flashback) Ume
    Huh? What for?!
[15:15] (Flashback) Itadori
    Forget about her!
[15:16] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Hey! What about our race?!
[15:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Sazanka! Where are you?!
[15:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Please answer!
[15:26] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Great...
[15:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    It's all slippery around here.
[15:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    As soon as I said it!
[15:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[15:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Good, this is where you—
[15:47] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Are you here to scold me?
[15:50] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Like always.
[15:53] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Well, yes and no.
[15:59] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Let's go.
[16:03] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Sazanka?
[16:06] (Flashback) Sazanka
    No.
[16:08] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Why not?
[16:10] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Won't we be assigned a team
    when we get to the top?
[16:14] (Flashback) Sazanka
    I don't want to be on anyone's team.
[16:41] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    I'm pretty sure you'll be on
    a team, even if you stay here.
[17:20] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    We're going!
[17:21] (Flashback) Sazanka
    No! I don't wanna!
[17:23] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Let go!
[17:24] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Ow!
[17:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Did you twist your ankle?
[17:35] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Put me down!
[17:37] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Stop it! Put me down!
[17:39] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Please don't struggle!
[17:41] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Then put me down! Don't you hear me?!
[17:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    You can't make it to the summit alone!
[17:46] (Flashback) Sazanka
    I don't want to go!
[17:48] (Flashback) Sazanka
    I can't stand you, Tsubaki!
[17:50] (Flashback) Sazanka
    I can't stand... any of you!
[18:01] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Th-That was close!
[18:04] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Sorry about that.
[18:09] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Let's get going.
[18:19] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Why do you dislike us? Me and the rest.
[18:24] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Well, none of you like me anyway.
[18:28] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Is that why you do things on
    purpose to make us dislike you?
[18:33] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    You could just be brave
    and get along with us.
[18:39] (Flashback) Sazanka
    I don't know how...
[18:44] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Well, I like you, Sazanka.
[18:49] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    That's the first step toward getting along.
[18:58] (Flashback) Asagao
    Hey, whatcha doing?
[19:01] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Asagao.
[19:06] (Flashback) Asagao
    What happened to your feet?
[19:09] (Flashback) Asagao
    You match, huh?
[19:15] (Flashback) Touwata
    Beni-senpai, wait up!
[19:21] (Flashback) Touwata
    Please start training!
[19:22] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    If I feel like it.
[19:27] (Flashback) Asagao
    We made it!
[19:29] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    You're so helpful, Asagao!
[19:32] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    And strong.
[19:33] (Flashback) Asagao
    Aren't I?
[19:35] (Flashback) Hana
    I see you hurt your legs.
[19:36] (Flashback) Hana
    Go see Konoha later for treatment.
[19:38] (Flashback) Sazanka
    S-Sensei!
[19:40] (Flashback) Hana
    What is it, Sazanka?
[19:46] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Well...
[19:48] (Flashback) Sazanka
    I-I want to be on Tsubaki's team!
[19:53] (Flashback) Sazanka
    B-Because I like her.
[19:57] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Sensei! I'd like that, too!
[20:01] (Flashback) Hana
    We already have a way of deciding teams.
[20:06] (Flashback) Hana
    Whomever you reach this summit
    together with, they're your team.
[20:10] (Flashback) Hana
    That's long been the custom.
[20:13] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Then...!
[20:14] (Flashback) Hana
    Therefore, Tsubaki, Sazanka, Asagao,
[20:20] (Flashback) Hana
    the three of you are now Team Dog.
[20:23] (Flashback) Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao
    Yes, ma'am!
[20:26] Tsubaki
    And that's how we came to be Team Dog.
[20:30] Tsubaki
    And then, after that...
[20:37] Tsubaki
    Maybe the story ran a little long.
[20:55] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Hey, Sazanka. Did you know?
[20:58] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    My name is Tsubaki.
[21:01] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Yeah, I knew that.
[21:02] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    "Tsubaki" and "Sazanka" are
    in the same flower family.
[21:08] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Does that make them sisters?
[21:12] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    I suppose it does!
[21:15] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    I look forward to spending time with you!
[21:25] (Flashback) Sazanka
    Me, too, Nee-sama.
[23:01] (Flashback) Konoha
    We've decided down to Team Dog,
    and that just leaves three girls.
[23:10] (Flashback) Hana
    Where the heck are those last three,
    and what are they doing?
[23:16] (Flashback) Konoha
    It's practically a straight
    path up the mountain.
[23:19] (Flashback) Konoha
    Well, they're the last,
    so that makes them Team Boar.
[23:24] (Flashback) Shakuyaku
    If three of us happened to meet here...
[23:27] (Flashback) Dokudami
    ...it must mean we're going the right way!
[23:30] (Flashback) Aogiri
    I'd say so.
[23:32] (Flashback) Dokudami
    Good for us!
[23:34] (Flashback) Shakuyaku
    Let's go.
[23:35] (Flashback) Aogiri
    Yeah.
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Of Snakes and Men
    What Defines Results
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued!

E9 - Of Snakes and Men | What Defines Results

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[00:00] Itadori
    Stop!
[00:02] Ume
    Stop! Stop!
[00:04] Itadori
    Which way did it go?!
[00:05] Ume
    Which way?! Which way?!
[00:07] Itadori
    This way?!
[00:08] Ume
    This way?
[00:10] Itadori
    Down here!
[00:11] Ume
    Down here?
[00:14] Itadori
    Where did it go?!
[00:16] Ume
    Where, where?
[00:17] Tsubaki
    It's noisy for some reason.
[00:20] Itadori
    In here?!
[00:28] Ume
    Who're you?
[00:30] Itadori
    Rindou?!
[00:31] Itadori
    I've never seen your face!
[00:33] Ume
    You're cute.
[00:35] Fuki
    You took off your mask?
[00:37] Rindou
    Yeah.
[00:37] Ume
    Wow!
[00:39] Tsubaki
    What were you three chasing?
[00:42] Itadori
    Oh, that's right.
[00:44] Itadori
    Hey, did you see a snake?
[00:46] Tsubaki
    A snake?
[00:47] Itadori
    One of Sensei's snakes!
[00:49] Ume
    It was written on the signpost outside.
SIGN    Whoever catches
     my snakes by lunchtime
    gets more rice and side dishes
    - Hana
[00:52] Ume
    It said if you catch one by lunchtime,
    your team gets extra side dishes!
[00:57] Tsubaki
    Oh, that's why you were running around.
[01:00] Itadori
    Yeah.
[01:01] Ume
    Asagao and Sazanka saw one, too.
[01:07] Ume
    Snake!
[01:09] Fuki
    I can't move. Calm down.
[01:15] Tsubaki
    So, this is one of them.
SIGN    Tofu
[01:18] Tsubaki
    "Tofu"?
[01:19] Itadori
    Oh, that's the one we were after!
[01:22] Tsubaki
    Ahh, I get it.
[01:24] Tsubaki
    The side dish you get more
    of is written on them.
[01:30] Tsubaki
    Here you go.
[01:35] Ume
    I-In here.
[01:37] Itadori
    Hooray!
[01:41] Ume
    Yay! Tofu! Tofu!
[01:44] Itadori
    Thanks!
[01:45] Ume
    See ya!
[01:47] Fuki
    We owe you one.
[01:50] Ume
    Yes!
[01:56] Tsubaki
    Why don't we go snake hunting, too?
[01:59] Rindou
    Sure.
[03:32] Rindou
    Side dishes, huh?
SIGN    Of Snakes and Men
[03:33] Rindou
    I want some pickled veggies.
[03:35] Tsubaki
    That sounds good.
[03:37] Rindou
    What do you like, Tsubaki?
[03:39] Tsubaki
    Let's see... What I like is—
[03:42] Ajisai
    A man! It went that way!
[03:44] Tsubaki
    Huh?!
[03:49] Rindou
    Tsubaki, are you okay?
[03:51] Benisumomo
    It's rare to see Tsubaki fall from a tree.
[03:54] Tsubaki
    Wh-Where's the man?!
[03:57] Benisumomo
    Oh, you mean that.
[03:59] Ajisai
    Hold it, you man!
[04:01] Kikyou/Uikyou
    You man!
[04:03] Ajisai
    Get back here!
[04:05] Benisumomo
    That's what they're calling the snake.
[04:05] Ajisai
    You man!
[04:08] Kikyou/Uikyou
    You man!
[04:09] Benisumomo
    Snakes are creepy, so the thinking is,
[04:13] Benisumomo
    maybe you'll feel more like
    catching one if you call it a man.
[04:18] Tsubaki
    Bad girls!
[04:19] Tsubaki
    Playing around by making light of men again!
[04:22] Tsubaki
    Sensei's going to be mad!
[04:24] Benisumomo
    I'm not the one who came up with it.
[04:27] Tsubaki
    Then, who did?!
[04:30] Benisumomo
    Sazanka and Asagao.
[04:34] Sazanka
    There it goes!
[04:35] Sazanka
    That way!
[04:41] Asagao
    Isn't it, like, way fast?
[04:43] Sazanka
    Take a look at the writing.
[04:45] Asagao
    Writing?
SIGN    Meat
[04:47] Asagao
    Oh! Meat!
[04:49] Sazanka
    Higher difficulty, for a good catch.
[04:51] Asagao
    I'm motivated now!
[04:54] Sazanka
    Yeah! If we catch it, I can
    get Nee-sama to praise me!
[04:58] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[05:00] Sazanka
    Oh! Nee-sama!
[05:02] Asagao
    Good timing! Catch that, Tsubaki-chan!
[05:07] Tsubaki
    We might as well catch it.
[05:09] Rindou
    Yeah.
[05:11] Rindou
    My mask—
[05:20] Asagao
    My meat!
[05:21] Rindou
    Sorry. My mask's string
    has been loose lately.
[05:25] Asagao
    Darn it! That was the meat man!
[05:29] Tsubaki
    "Man"?
[05:31] Tsubaki
    I have something to say to
    you two, regarding that.
[05:35] Asagao
    But, the meat...
[05:36] Tsubaki
    Never mind that.
[05:38] Tsubaki
    Sit your butts down!
[05:40] Asagao/Sazanka
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:44] Tsubaki
    How many times have I told you not
    to play around by making fun of men?!
[05:49] Tsubaki
    I swear, no matter how many times
    I say it, you two never learn!
[05:54] Tsubaki
    You hear me? You learned
    this in class too, right?
[05:57] Tsubaki
    Men are horrible! Things to be feared!
[05:59] Tsubaki
    Can you please explain to me
    how it is that everything,
[06:02] Tsubaki
    every single thing you learn in class
    goes in one ear and out the other...
[06:09] Tsubaki
    And so, be more careful from now on.
[06:12] Tsubaki
    Understood?
[06:13] Sazanka
    Yes, ma'am.
[06:14] Asagao
    We were wrong.
[06:16] Tsubaki
    Good, good.
[06:18] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan, can we go man—
[06:20] Asagao
    Can we go snake hunting?
[06:26] Tsubaki
    Go ahead.
[06:29] Asagao
    Hooray!
[06:29] Sazanka
    Let's go, Asagao!
[06:31] Asagao
    Find that snake!
[06:31] Tsubaki
    Those two...
[06:33] Tsubaki
    Did they really learn their lesson?
[06:35] Rindou
    Want to go, too?
[06:37] Tsubaki
    Yes, let's.
[06:39] Tsubaki
    Oh, but before that...
[06:42] Tsubaki
    May I fix your mask string?
[06:45] Rindou
    Really? I'd love that!
[06:51] Rindou
    I appreciate it. I'm bad at that stuff.
[06:54] Tsubaki
    No problem.
[06:55] Tsubaki
    Those girls are such a handful, though.
[06:58] Tsubaki
    Calling snakes "men."
[07:00] Rindou
    Really.
[07:07] Tsubaki
    Um...
[07:09] Tsubaki
    Snakes and men aren't alike, right?
[07:13] Rindou
    Huh?
[07:15] Rindou
    Oh, that's right.
    You've never seen a man.
[07:19] Rindou
    They aren't alike at all.
[07:21] Rindou
    Men are people, just like us.
[07:24] Tsubaki
    Oh, yeah?!
[07:25] Tsubaki
    O-Okay, so what are the differences
    between men and women?
[07:29] Rindou
    Let's see... I think lots of
    men are taller than women.
[07:32] Tsubaki
    Really?!
[07:33] Rindou
    And they might have lots
    of hair on their bodies.
[07:36] Tsubaki
    Yeah?! Yeah?!
[07:40] Rindou
    You're curious about men, Tsubaki.
[07:43] Tsubaki
    O-Only a little bit, though.
[07:47] Tsubaki
    But never mind. Here, I'm done.
[07:50] Rindou
    That was quick.
[07:51] Tsubaki
    Try it on.
[07:52] Rindou
    Okay.
[07:58] Rindou
    Wow, it doesn't shift at all!
[08:00] Rindou
    Thanks.
[08:01] Tsubaki
    I'm glad it's better.
[08:03] Tsubaki
    Now, it's about time we hunted some snakes.
[08:06] Rindou
    Yeah.
[08:10] Tsubaki
    It's a relief, though.
[08:13] Tsubaki
    That men are people, too.
[08:15] Tsubaki
    And yet, the whole snake thing...
[08:17] Rindou
    Oh, but...
[08:19] Rindou
    Ding-a-lings are maybe a little like snakes.
[08:22] Tsubaki
    Eh?
[08:23] Tsubaki
    Ding...?
[08:24] (Flashback) Everyone
    Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
    Ding-a-ling! Ding-a-ling!
[08:34] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[08:37] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[08:38] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[08:40] Rindou
    Oh, Sazanka and Asagao.
[08:42] Asagao
    It went your way!
[08:44] Rindou
    There it is!
[08:45] Sazanka
    Please catch it!
[08:46] Rindou
    I'll do it!
[08:48] Rindou
    I messed up before, but this time I'll—
[08:55] Rindou
    I tried... too hard.
[08:58] Asagao
    Rindou, you dummy!
[08:59] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan! It's all you!
[09:07] Asagao
    Men have something like
    that between their legs?
SIGN    Meat
[09:12] Asagao
    Between their legs...
SIGN    Meat
[09:14] Asagao
    This?!
[09:15] Asagao
    I feel so embarrassed!
[09:17] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[09:19] Tsubaki
    I have to get a grip!
[09:21] Tsubaki
    That is a snake, not a man's...
SIGN    Meat
[09:26] Tsubaki
    Snake!
SIGN    Meat
[09:27] Tsubaki
    Right, a snake.
[09:29] Tsubaki
    Okay!
[09:30] Tsubaki
    Bring it on, sna—
[09:31] Asagao
    Don't let that man get away!
[09:35] Tsubaki
    M—
[09:42] Sazanka
    Stupid!
[09:43] Asagao
    Oh.
[09:44] Asagao
    I-I was wrong, Tsubaki-chan!
    I didn't mean to say "man."
[09:48] Asagao
    It just slipped out.
[09:50] Sazanka
    That's not much of an excuse.
[09:53] Asagao
    U-Um...
[09:59] Asagao
    Her face is bright red!
    What now? She's super-pissed!
[10:03] Sazanka
    I-It's your fault. Do something!
[10:06] Asagao
    Y-Yeah, but what?!
[10:08] Sazanka
    Think of something yourself!
[10:10] Ajisai
    Yes!
[10:12] Ajisai
    I caught a man!
[10:15] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Aww, lucky you.
[10:20] Asagao
    She's even angrier!
[10:22] Asagao
    What do we do?!
[10:24] Asagao
    Forgive me, Tsubaki-chan!
[10:26] Sazanka
    Don't be angry, Nee-sama!
    I'm begging you!
[10:29] Rindou
    I don't think...
[10:29] Sazanka
    We won't say "man" anymore!
[10:30] Rindou
    ...she's actually angry.
SIGN    What Defines Results
SIGN    Food
[10:37] Asagao
    Let's see... This isn't it.
[10:40] Asagao
    Huh? That's weird.
    I thought I put it in here.
[10:45] Tsubaki
    Asagao, we need to hurry and go.
[10:48] Asagao
    Hold on!
[10:50] Tsubaki
    All the other teams have left already.
[10:53] Asagao
    I just need a little longer!
[10:58] Tsubaki
    Great...
[10:59] Rindou
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[11:01] Rindou
    I just realized...
    I've never seen Team Rooster.
[11:05] Tsubaki
    Oh, that's right. You have yet to meet them.
[11:10] Asagao
    Sorry for the delay!
[11:14] Tsubaki
    Team Rooster has been sequestered
    in the mountains for a while now.
[11:18] Rindou
    Oh, is that so?
[11:20] Asagao
    And so...
[11:20] Rindou
    Does that mean they're training?
[11:21] Asagao
    Hey, are you listening to me?
[11:24] Sazanka
    I'm listening.
[11:25] Tsubaki
    I suppose it's for the sake of training.
[11:25] Asagao
    Hey, are you actually listening?
[11:27] Sazanka
    I am, I am.
[11:28] Asagao
    Really?
[11:29] Sazanka
    What is it already?
[11:30] Asagao
    Well, it's about the meat.
[11:31] Tanpopo/Azami
    Hey.
[11:39] Sazanka
    Who're they?
[11:41] Tsubaki
    Are you from another village?
[11:44] Tanpopo
    Whoa, seriously?
[11:45] Azami
    She hasn't picked up on it.
[11:48] Sumire
    Hey, you two.
[11:50] Sumire
    I know you haven't been to the village
    in a while, but don't be in such a hurry.
[11:55] Tsubaki
    Sumire!
[11:56] Sumire
    Hi. Been a long time, Tsubaki.
[11:59] Tsubaki
    That it has.
[12:01] Sazanka
    Which means...
[12:03] Asagao
    These two...
[12:05] Sumire
    Yeah. They're Tanpopo and Azami.
[12:07] Tsubaki/Sazanka/Asagao
    Huh?!
[12:11] Sumire
    By the way, who's that?
[12:12] Tsubaki
    This is Rindou.
[12:14] Tsubaki
    A new member of Team Dog,
    from another village.
[12:18] Sumire
    I see.
[12:19] Sumire
    I'm Sumire, leader of Team Rooster.
[12:22] Rindou
    N-Nice to meet you.
[12:24] Tsubaki
    You sure have changed, though.
[12:26] Tanpopo
    Don't stare like that.
[12:28] Azami
    It's embarrassing.
[12:29] Sumire
    Those are the results of our mountain living.
[12:32] Sumire
    Seems like these two finally get it.
[12:35] Tanpopo
    Mhm.
[12:36] Azami
    That's right.
[12:38] Sumire
    Next is... saying hello to Sensei.
SIGN    •Breakfast
    •Reach Akane Class
    
    •Greet Sensei
[12:43] Sumire
    I'll go do that briefly, so you
    two can stay here and chat.
[12:46] Tanpopo
    Yes, ma'am.
[12:47] Azami
    We'll be waiting.
[12:49] Sumire
    Okay, see you.
[12:57] Asagao
    Are you really Tanpopo and Azami?
[12:59] Sazanka
    I couldn't tell, at first.
[13:03] Tsubaki
    These two were undisciplined,
    so Sumire got mad,
[13:07] Tsubaki
    and took them up into the mountains
    to retrain their minds.
[13:10] Rindou
    Huh...
[13:12] Rindou
    What were you two like before?
[13:17] Tanpopo/Azami
    What were we like?
[13:23] Tanpopo
    We were like this!
[13:25] Azami
    Yay!
[13:27] Rindou
    Say wha?
[13:28] Tanpopo
    Like, we'd totally had it with mountain life.
[13:32] Azami
    It was fun for a while, y'know.
[13:34] Azami
    Didn't have to go to class n'such.
[13:36] Tanpopo
    But y'know, you start
    missin' the village food!
[13:40] Azami
    The village rules!
[13:42] Tanpopo
    And so, we pretended to
    be all reformed and junk.
[13:45] Azami
    And we fooled Sumire-chi.
[13:48] Azami
    Now we're home!
[13:49] Tanpopo/Azami
    Yay!
[13:55] Sazanka
    Well, I figured it was something like that.
[13:58] Tanpopo
    Good ol' Sazanka, sharp as a tack!
[14:01] Azami
    Hey. That mask is the cutest, Rindo-chi.
[14:05] Rindou
    Th-Thanks.
[14:06] Tanpopo
    Check it out!
[14:08] Tanpopo
    We brought back a super extra-large
    boatload of souvenirs.
[14:12] Tanpopo
    We've just got to celebrate our return!
[14:16] Azami/Tanpopo
    Yay!
[14:17] Asagao
    Whoo!
[14:19] Asagao
    Whoo, whoo, whoo-whoo!
[14:27] Asagao
    This's good!
[14:29] Sazanka
    Hey, won't there be trouble
    if Sumire finds out?
[14:32] Tanpopo
    No worries. She won't be back for a while.
[14:36] Azami
    She was sayin' she had a
    ton of stuff to report.
[14:39] Tanpopo
    Sumire-chi is sooo serious,
    she does everything according to a plan.
[14:43] Azami
    Sure does!
[14:46] Tsubaki
    Things must be difficult for serious Sumire.
[14:49] Rindou
    These two are kind of amazing.
[14:58] Tsubaki
    There's some presence.
[15:02] Tanpopo
    Won't we be back in the hills
    if she does find out?
[15:08] Azami
    That's the ticket.
[15:09] Tanpopo
    What a kicker that would be.
[15:11] Azami
    Totes bad news.
[15:18] Tsubaki
    She's here!
[15:19] Tsubaki
    Sumire's ninjutsu specialty, Invisibility!
[15:23] Tanpopo
    Well, she'll never find out.
[15:26] Azami
    You said it!
[15:27] Tanpopo
    What a laugh!
[15:28] Azami
    Well said!
[15:30] Tsubaki
    Sh-She knows all about it, you two!
[15:34] Sumire
    I figured it was something like this.
SIGN    •Breakfast
    •Reach Akane Class
    •
    •Greet Sensei
SIGN    •Breakfast
    •Reach Akane Class
    •Final confirmation
    •Greet Sensei
[15:37] Sumire
    They thought I'd stick to the
    plan, so they got careless.
[15:40] Tanpopo
    But y'know, Sumire-chi is so totally uptight.
[15:45] Azami
    She'd do better to go more with the flow.
[15:47] Tanpopo
    I so get that!
[15:49] Azami
    Aren't there times when
    she's stiff as a statue?
[15:50] Tsubaki
    Uh-oh! I bet she's planning
    some kind of punishment!
[15:51] Tanpopo
    Oh, yeah. All the time!
[15:55] Tsubaki
    H-Hey! Sumire might come back
    anytime, so we should—
[15:59] Tanpopo
    We'll be fine.
[16:01] Azami
    She's so serious, I'm sure she's
    takin' her time with hellos.
[16:06] Tanpopo
    I have just returned home.
[16:08] Azami
    She'd do that! Too funny!
[16:14] Tanpopo
    Sumire-chi's also way strict with training.
[16:17] Tanpopo
    Waterfall training's cold!
[16:19] Azami
    It really was no joke.
    She was such a witch then.
[16:23] Tanpopo
    And Sumire-chi's cooking is super yuck.
[16:26] Azami
    Oh, that Chinese herb stuff, or whatever?
[16:29] Tanpopo
    Yeah, that. No more for me, thanks.
[16:31] Sumire
    They really are...
[16:32] Azami
    What is it? Medicine? It stinks.
[16:33] Sumire
    They're going to get some
    serious rehabilitation!
[16:35] Tanpopo
    It does. I bet it's not even food.
SIGN    •Breakfast
    •Reach Akane Class
    •Final confirmation
    •Greet Sensei
    •MOUNTAIN TRAINING
    •Waterfall training •Chopping firewood
    •Lockstep from hell
    •Shuriken throwing •Jump-roping
    •Endless Koppo •Torture
    •Rope-tying •Fasting
    •Turtle Walking to the limit
[16:37] Sumire
    It'll be the deluxe mountain training course!
[16:44] Sumire
    They really can't stand me, though.
[16:48] Sumire
    But of course, to them,
    I'm a nagging upperclassman.
[16:54] Sumire
    But that has nothing to do with this.
[16:57] Sumire
    I will do what I must,
    as the leader of Team Rooster!
[17:04] Tsubaki
    H-Hey, how about her good points?
[17:07] Tanpopo/Azami
    Huh?
[17:07] Tsubaki
    Could you two tell us what you
    think are Sumire's good points?
[17:12] Tanpopo
    Sumire-chi's good points?
[17:23] Sumire
    I guess there aren't any.
[17:25] Sumire
    What am I doing, getting my hopes up?
[17:27] Tanpopo
    Okay...
[17:30] Tanpopo/Azami
    You wanna know?
[17:33] Tsubaki
    Yes, by all means!
[17:35] Tanpopo
    First off, she's kind!
[17:37] Azami
    Yeah! She goes and gets things
    ready for training and such.
[17:42] Tanpopo
    If you have a fever, she's super devoted!
[17:44] Tanpopo
    And she wipes away your sweat.
[17:46] Azami
    She's not choosy, either.
    Talk about great!
[17:49] Tanpopo
    Also, she's cute, yeah?
[17:51] Azami
    Yeah, she's cute.
[17:52] Tanpopo
    And reliable, in her own way.
[17:54] Azami
    And when she gets mad,
    isn't it for our own good?
[17:58] Tanpopo
    It sure is!
[18:00] Azami
    Isn't that the best, being cute and reliable?
[18:03] Tanpopo
    The best! Sumire-chi's super cool!
[18:07] Rindou
    You two like Sumire-chan, don't you?
[18:11] Tanpopo
    Huh? What're you sayin'?
[18:13] Azami
    Did you seriously say that?
[18:17] Tanpopo
    We love her!
[18:20] Azami
    And we totally respect her!
[18:24] Tanpopo
    Also, also, Sumire-chi may not look it, but—
[18:33] Sumire
    Hi, girls.
[18:35] Tanpopo/Azami
    Huh?!
[18:36] Tanpopo
    Sumire-chi! Why're you here?!
[18:38] Azami
    Have you been listening in?!
    That's not fair, y'know!
[18:42] Tanpopo
    This is, you know, one of them things.
[18:44] Azami
    We were just showin'
    Rindou how we used to be.
[18:48] Sumire
    I heard it all, from the start.
[18:52] Tanpopo
    Sumire-chi, no more mountain training. Cool?
[18:55] Azami
    It's out of style these days.
[18:58] Sumire
    Say what you like, but I'm team leader.
[19:01] Sumire
    The schedule is the schedule.
    You're going to stick to it.
[19:05] Sumire
    And so, first...
[19:09] Sumire
    You two will say hello to Sensei,
    then eat, and take a bath.
[19:14] Sumire
    Right?
SIGN    •Bath
    •Food
[19:22] Sumire
    Come on, let's go.
[19:27] Tanpopo/Azami
    Sumire-chi...
[19:30] Tanpopo
    It's super creepy when you're too kind.
[19:33] Tanpopo
    Yeah. It's kinda scary.
[19:35] Tanpopo
    Or even horrifying.
[19:38] Tanpopo/Azami
    Not your thing.
[19:42] Sumire
    You'll eat, take a bath,
    then back into the mountains!
[19:45] Azami
    Anything but that!
[19:46] Tanpopo
    Although that sounds more
    like you, Sumire-chi!
[19:49] Sumire
    Then, you'll have no objections.
[19:49] Rindou
    Must be hard, being on Team Rooster.
[19:50] Azami
    No, wrong! Those're two different things!
[19:54] Tanpopo
    
[19:54] Tsubaki
    I'd say so.
[19:55] Azami
    
[21:31] Tanpopo
    I'm totally wiped again today.
[21:34] Azami
    "Totally" is right.
    Sumire-chi's training is too hard.
[21:38] Azami
    And her lectures are too long.
[21:39] Azami
    She'll all relentless and junk.
[21:41] Tanpopo
    Too true. Like, demon lord level ruthless.
[21:45] Azami
    But now and then, she'll flip and
    turn into Princess Forehead Veins.
[21:50] Tanpopo
    I know, right?
[21:52] Azami
    In fact, when that happens,
    I get all worried about her.
[21:55] Tanpopo
    I so get that.
    Makes me worry just thinkin' about it.
[21:59] Azami
    And that thing today wasn't right!
    So not fair!
[22:03] Tanpopo
    That one thing, right? Lockstep...
[22:06] Azami
    Lockstep from hell.
[22:08] Tanpopo/Azami
    Totally don't get it.
[22:10] Azami
    She made us walk so much, my legs are done.
[22:13] Tanpopo
    My legs are DOA, too.
[22:15] Azami
    And hey, doesn't the name of Sumire-chi's
    crash course program totally suck?
[22:20] Tanpopo
    For real, though.
[22:21] Azami
    What was it again? Turtle Walk...
[22:24] Tanpopo
    Turtle Walk to the limit!
[22:25] Azami
    That one!
[22:27] Tanpopo/Azami
    No flair!
[22:29] Azami
    I totally broke a nail on that one.
[22:31] Tanpopo
    I saw, I so saw. You totally did!
[22:34] Azami
    Sucks.
[22:35] Tanpopo/Azami
    Sucks to the max, downer-towner.
[22:39] Tanpopo
    Hey, check this out.
[22:40] Tanpopo
    I got so bored, so I totally decked it.
    Isn't it adorbs?
[22:43] Azami
    Ooh, noice! It's cute but powerful.
[22:46] Azami
    But if Sumire-chi finds it,
    she might go witch-mode again.
[22:50] Tanpopo
    She could. But if we don't do this stuff,
    mountain life'd be the pits.
[22:55] Azami
    That's true. It'll get worse than
    we can bear—off the charts.
[22:59] Tanpopo
    For that matter, don't you worry
    the mighty golden age of our youth
[23:02] Tanpopo
    could just fade away up here
    in the mountains like this?
[23:07] Azami
    Hold on! That'll never happen!
[23:09] Tanpopo
    Huh?
[23:10] Azami
    As long our Team Rooster
    trio has each other,
[23:12] Azami
    we'll just have to live it up,
    even up here in the deserted mountains!
[23:15] Azami
    Spread our wings and fly!
[23:17] Tanpopo
    I'll say! We've already got it made!
[23:21] both
    Team Rooster! BFFs for life!
    Forever indestructible!
[23:25] Azami
    Sumire-chi'll be back in
    a jiff, but before that!
[23:29] Tanpopo
    Might as well dance?
[23:30] both
    Yay!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    A Team Leader's Troubles
    Favors and Debts
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    To be continued!

E10 - A Team Leader's Troubles | Favors and Debts

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[00:00] Tachiaoi
    Ayoomp.
[00:02] Tsubaki
    Thanks for your hard work, Tachiaoi.
[00:05] Tachiaoi
    Sure, same goes for you two.
[00:05] Tachiaoi
    Lately I've been worried about something.
[00:09] Tachiaoi
    Am I really cut out to be Team Rat's leader?
[00:14] Hagi/Higuruma
    Tachiaoi!
[00:18] Tachiaoi
    Let's see...
[00:19] Tachiaoi
    Well, what will do we today?
[00:22] Higuruma
    I wanna go catch food!
[00:24] Tachiaoi
    Food, huh? And you, Hagi?
[00:26] Hagi
    That's fine by me.
[00:28] Tachiaoi
    Okay, we'll go search for—
[00:30] Higuruma
    Cool! Let's catch another wild boar!
[00:33] Higuruma
    Even bigger than the one the other day!
[00:35] Tachiaoi
    No, Higuruma, that's...
[00:37] Hagi
    A boar's out of the question.
[00:40] Hagi
    We got the last one because
    it was caught in a trap,
[00:43] Hagi
    but we haven't set any today.
[00:45] Higuruma
    No worries! We can do it without a trap.
[00:48] Hagi
    Forget about it.
[00:50] Hagi
    If we get into a fight with a boar,
    we'll get bitten, charged at, and trampled.
[00:56] Hagi
    We'll wind up dead.
[00:58] Higuruma
    You think too negatively, Hagi.
[01:01] Higuruma
    If it charges at you, just dodge.
[01:04] Hagi
    You're not serious enough, Higuruma.
[01:06] Hagi
    For food, let's be safe and pick fruit.
[01:09] Higuruma
    Aww, but don't you want to eat meat?
[01:12] Hagi
    Not if I'm dead.
[01:14] Hagi/Higuruma
    What do we do, Tachiaoi?
[01:18] Tachiaoi
    U-Um...
SIGN    A Team Leader's Troubles
[02:53] Higuruma
    Yahoo!
[03:03] (Flashback) Hagi/Higuruma
    What do we do, Tachiaoi?
[03:06] (Flashback) Tachiaoi
    U-Um...
[03:09] (Flashback) Tachiaoi
    Let's see...
[03:11] (Flashback) Tachiaoi
    We'll set a boar trap,
    then safely gather fruit.
[03:16] (Flashback) Tachiaoi
    If a rabbit or something
    shows up, we'll catch it!
[03:18] (Flashback) Tachiaoi
    What do you think...?
[03:20] (Flashback) Higuruma
    Okay, that works.
[03:22] (Flashback) Hagi
    That's fine by me.
[03:24] (Flashback) Higuruma
    Okay, let's head out!
[03:25] (Flashback) Hagi
    Be safe and look around first, Higuruma.
[03:30] Tachiaoi
    I'm not very leader-like.
[03:34] Tachiaoi
    All I ever do is tweak their ideas.
[03:38] Tachiaoi
    I've got to truly lead this
    team, for their sake, as well.
[03:42] Tachiaoi
    But how do I do it?
[03:44] Higuruma
    Hey! Hey!
[03:46] Higuruma
    Want to take a shortcut?
[03:48] Hagi
    Shortcut?
[03:50] Higuruma
    If we climb this cliff, it's right there.
[03:53] Hagi
    H-Huh?!
[03:55] Hagi
    It's dangerous. Look how
    rocky it is. We'll die!
[04:01] Hagi
    Let's just take the path below instead.
[04:04] Higuruma
    But that'll take a long time.
[04:07] Higuruma
    And it could rain if we don't hurry.
[04:09] Hagi
    But slow and steady wins the race.
[04:12] Hagi
    If it starts raining, we
    could slip and get hurt,
[04:15] Hagi
    and it'll be too cold to get up.
[04:17] Hagi
    Nobody will find us, winter will
    set in, and we'll freeze to death.
[04:23] Higuruma
    We'll be fine if we climb up before all that!
[04:26] Hagi
    We won't be fine. This is a foolish plan.
[04:29] Hagi/Higuruma
    What do we do, Tachiaoi?
[04:33] Tachiaoi
    W-Well, we could sort of run
    quickly along the lower path.
[04:39] Tachiaoi
    How's that sound?
[04:41] Higuruma
    Okay, we'll do that.
[04:43] Higuruma
    Hagi, let's race!
[04:45] Hagi
    But there's a tripping hazard.
[04:49] Sazanka
    Hey, Nee-sama!
[04:51] Sazanka
    What are we doing this afternoon?
[04:53] Sazanka
    I want to take it easy!
[04:56] Asagao
    I want to fish! Let's catch dinner!
[04:59] Sazanka
    Then we'll kick back while fishing.
[05:01] Asagao
    That's the ticket!
[05:02] Asagao
    What'll we fish for?
[05:03] Sazanka
    Big ones, of course.
[05:06] Asagao
    I'll land the biggest!
[05:08] Tsubaki
    None of that!
[05:09] Sazanka/Asagao
    Huh?
[05:10] Tsubaki
    Today is teamwork training.
[05:12] Sazanka/Asagao
    Aww!
[05:14] Tsubaki
    It's for overcoming your weak points.
[05:17] Tsubaki
    What do we say?
[05:18] Sazanka/Asagao
    Yes, ma'am...
[05:20] Rindou
    Even though they're perfectly
    in tune at times like this.
[05:23] Tsubaki
    Yeah, really.
[05:25] Tsubaki
    Come on, let's go.
[05:26] Sazanka
    Don't leave me behind, Nee-sama!
[05:27] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan!
[05:29] Tachiaoi
    Wow! That's so... leader-like!
[05:34] Tachiaoi
    If I were to lead the team like that...
[05:37] Tachiaoi
    Yeah!
[05:38] Hagi
    Tachiaoi?
[05:40] Higuruma
    What's up?
[05:42] Tachiaoi
    Change of plans.
[05:44] Hagi/Higuruma
    Huh?
[05:46] Tachiaoi
    We're going to do shuriken practice!
[05:51] Tachiaoi
    I-It's to overcome our weak points!
[05:53] Higuruma
    I'm not bad at using shuriken.
[05:56] Hagi
    Was it a weak point of yours, Tachiaoi?
[06:00] Tachiaoi
    A-Anyway, we're doing it!
[06:02] Hagi
    Sure, okay.
[06:03] Higuruma
    Got it!
[06:05] Tachiaoi
    Okay, then, run to the training ground!
[06:09] Higuruma
    Yay!
[06:09] Hagi
    Uh, hey, Tachiaoi...
[06:12] Tachiaoi
    Follow me!
[06:27] Tachiaoi
    There. Now, let's begin!
[06:29] Hagi
    H-Hold on, Tachiaoi!
[06:32] Hagi
    Wh-Where are the shuriken?
[06:34] Tachiaoi
    Huh?
[06:35] Hagi
    We didn't bring any.
[06:37] Higuruma
    That's true, come to think of it!
[06:40] Hagi
    I tried to tell you, but you took off.
[06:44] Higuruma
    Well, what can you do?
    Might as well go catch a boar!
[06:47] Hagi
    I told you, it won't work.
[06:48] Tachiaoi
    Jutsu.
[06:50] Tachiaoi
    We're going to practice Jutsu!
[06:54] Higuruma
    Okay.
[06:54] Hagi
    F-Fine.
[06:56] Higuruma
    Which Jutsu?
[06:57] Tachiaoi
    U-Um, whichever ones we're each bad at.
[07:02] Hagi
    Oh, a rabbit.
[07:03] Higuruma
    Hey, meat! Let's catch it!
[07:06] Hagi
    We'll just get tired if
    we blindly chase after it.
[07:10] Higuruma
    Look, it hasn't noticed us!
[07:12] Hagi
    It'll run off, once we get close.
[07:15] Tachiaoi
    Don't get distracted!
[07:18] Tachiaoi
    Fire Style.
[07:20] Tachiaoi
    We'll practice Fire Style!
[07:29] Hagi
    Ow! Hot!
[07:30] Higuruma
    Shouldn't you just blow harder?
[07:32] Higuruma
    Like this.
[07:36] Hagi
    You're blowing too hard!
    I'll get burned to death!
[07:37] Tachiaoi
    I wonder if I'm a good leader now.
[07:38] Higuruma
    But any less than this doesn't look cool.
[07:40] Tachiaoi
    Are they going to follow along?
[07:45] Tachiaoi
    I'm not so sure!
[07:47] Tachiaoi
    Ow!
[07:53] Higuruma
    I'm beat!
[07:55] Hagi
    Hey, Tachiaoi.
[07:57] Hagi
    Isn't it about time?
[07:59] Tachiaoi
    Sure, we'll take a break after a bit.
[08:03] Hagi
    Th-That's not what I mean.
[08:06] Hagi
    Um, we might be too late.
[08:09] Hagi
    I mean, any second now... it'll rain.
[08:14] Higuruma
    It's raining, all right!
[08:16] Higuruma
    Feels good to wash away the sweat.
[08:18] Hagi
    I-I'll catch a cold and die.
[08:21] Tachiaoi
    I forgot it would rain.
[08:33] Tachiaoi
    It's too wet to work.
[08:35] Hagi
    What about Fire Style?
[08:36] Tachiaoi
    I'm all out.
[08:37] Higuruma
    Me, too.
[08:42] Tachiaoi
    What a mess.
[08:44] Tachiaoi
    I forget the shuriken,
[08:46] Tachiaoi
    I leave them both exhausted,
[08:49] Tachiaoi
    I forget about the rain...
[08:51] Tachiaoi
    The only place I'm leading
    them is around in circles.
[08:59] Tachiaoi
    I'm not fit to be a leader.
[09:07] Hagi/Higuruma
    Tachiaoi.
[09:09] Tachiaoi
    Uh, you two... I...
[09:12] Hagi/Higuruma
    We're sorry.
[09:15] Hagi
    We're always saying opposite things,
[09:19] Hagi
    and we wondered if you're tired of it.
[09:22] Higuruma
    And so...
[09:23] Hagi/Higuruma
    ...we're sorry!
[09:26] Hagi
    I'll try to be a little more positive.
[09:30] Higuruma
    And I'll try to think more
    carefully about things.
[09:34] Higuruma
    Because we want you to be cheerful!
[09:37] Higuruma
    Right?
[09:38] Hagi
    Yeah.
[09:44] Hagi/Higuruma
    T-Tachiaoi?
[09:50] Higuruma
    Oh.
[09:51] Higuruma
    So, that's why you've
    seemed kind of odd today.
[09:55] Tachiaoi
    I'm really sorry.
[09:56] Tachiaoi
    Not only did I cause trouble,
    I also made you worry.
[10:00] Higuruma
    Yeah, you did!
[10:01] Hagi
    You're fairly clumsy, Tachiaoi.
[10:05] Tachiaoi
    I'm sorry...
[10:09] Higuruma
    Hey, Tachiaoi.
[10:11] Higuruma
    If you've been troubled,
    be sure and say something.
[10:13] Higuruma
    After all, I might be able to help.
[10:16] Hagi
    I want to support you, too.
[10:20] Higuruma
    It's okay, Tachiaoi.
[10:23] Higuruma
    Because we think of you as a leader!
[10:27] Higuruma
    Right?
[10:28] Hagi
    Yeah.
[10:32] Higuruma
    Don't cry, Tachiaoi!
[10:34] Hagi
    If too many tears come out,
    you'll wind up dead.
[10:52] Higuruma
    It was a passing shower.
[10:57] Higuruma
    Rain is a good thing!
[10:58] Hagi
    I don't like getting wet.
[11:00] Tachiaoi
    What do we do now?
[11:02] Tachiaoi
    It's still a little early to go home.
[11:06] Hagi
    We might catch colds from getting wet.
[11:08] Higuruma
    And it's too late for the
    rain to wash off the sweat.
[11:11] Hagi/Higuruma
    A bath!
[11:13] Tachiaoi
    Okay!
[11:15] Tachiaoi
    I have to do more than just imitate others.
[11:18] Tachiaoi
    I must find my own way of doing this.
[11:22] Tachiaoi
    For the sake of these two,
    I'll try harder from now on.
[11:28] Higuruma
    Yahoo!
[11:33] Higuruma
    That's hot!
[11:35] Hagi
    You're not supposed to leap in.
[11:37] Hagi
    We're cold, so your heart'll
    stop, and you'll die.
[11:40] Higuruma
    Isn't it better to warm up quickly?
[11:43] Hagi
    No, it's not. You need to do it slowly.
[11:46] Higuruma
    You'll just get cold while
    you're pouring on hot water.
[11:48] Hagi
    You'll get lightheaded
    if you swim in the bath.
[11:51] Higuruma
    Oh, it's fine!
[11:52] Hagi
    No, it's not.
[11:54] Higuruma
    You think too much, Hagi.
[11:56] Hagi
    That's not true.
[11:56] Tachiaoi
    I'll keep at it.
SIGN    Favors and Debts
[11:59] Touwata
    Hey! Mizu-senpai!
[12:02] Touwata
    You started reading a book again!
[12:04] Mizubashou
    Sorry. This one was so nostalgic, I had to...
[12:07] Touwata
    Just please keep working.
[12:10] Touwata
    And you, too, Beni-senpai.
[12:12] Touwata
    We need to quickly finish tidying
    up, and get to training.
[12:14] Benisumomo
    Nope.
[12:15] Touwata
    Huh?
[12:16] Benisumomo
    Forget about training.
[12:18] Benisumomo
    It could rain at any minute.
[12:20] Benisumomo
    We can't train like this, can we?
[12:22] Touwata
    Oh, no!
[12:24] Mokuren
    She's right.
[12:26] Mokuren
    You'd best stay indoors the rest of the day.
[12:28] Touwata
    Mokuren-san.
[12:30] Mokuren
    It looks like it will be a heavy rain.
[12:32] Touwata
    I see.
[12:33] Mokuren
    Save your outside tasks for tomor—
[12:35] Touwata
    Sh-She vanished?!
[12:37] Touwata
    Was that Rindou-san's Come Here Jutsu?!
[12:42] Mokuren
    Huh?
[12:43] Mokuren
    Rindou?!
[12:44] Sazanka
    Mokuren! Emergency!
[12:46] Sazanka
    Nee-sama is...! Nee-sama is...
[12:49] Sazanka
    sick with a cold!
[12:52] Mokuren
    A cold, huh?
[12:53] Rindou
    Sazanka carried on so much,
    I panicked and summoned you.
[12:56] Sazanka
    But this is serious!
[12:59] Tsubaki
    Sorry this is so sudden.
[13:01] Mokuren
    No, don't worry about it.
[13:03] Asagao
    Cure her with your "whap" thing! "Whap"!
[13:06] Mokuren
    That doesn't work on colds.
[13:08] Mokuren
    And I just ran out of medicine.
[13:10] Mokuren
    Though I could make some right away
    if I had the herbal ingredients.
[13:13] Sazanka
    Medicinal herbs?
[13:15] Sazanka
    You just need those, right? I'll go get them!
[13:17] Sazanka
    What kind? Where are they?
[13:19] Sazanka
    I'll go get them real quick.
[13:20] Tsubaki
    No, you won't!
[13:22] Sazanka
    Why not, Nee-sama?!
[13:24] Tsubaki
    The weather is getting worse.
[13:26] Tsubaki
    I can't have you exposed
    to danger on my account.
[13:29] Sazanka
    No! I won't listen to you
    this time! I'm going!
[13:32] Tsubaki
    Sazanka!
[13:34] Benisumomo
    What you're talking about sounds fun.
[13:36] Sazanka
    Benisumomo.
[13:38] Benisumomo
    I wouldn't mind gathering those herbs,
    and having Tsubaki owe me one.
[13:43] Sazanka
    Wha?!
[13:44] Benisumomo
    What kind of herbs are they?
[13:45] Mokuren
    They have notched leaves, like this.
[13:48] Mokuren
    They grow in the Mountain Center Cave.
[13:50] Benisumomo
    Got it.
[13:51] Sazanka
    H-Hey!
[13:52] Benisumomo
    Well, whoever gets there first wins.
[13:55] Benisumomo
    It'll be me, though.
[13:57] Sazanka
    Asagao!
[13:58] Asagao
    Agreed!
[13:59] Sazanka
    Let's go!
SIGN    Team
    Dog
[14:02] Mokuren
    Away they go.
[14:08] Sazanka
    We have to gather the herbs and
    get back before Benisumomo!
[14:11] Asagao
    Of course!
[14:13] Asagao
    I don't want to end up owing her anything!
[14:19] Asagao
    She's too fast, you know!
[14:21] Sazanka
    Just you wait!
SIGN    Mountain Center
[14:33] Sazanka
    We caught up.
[14:34] Benisumomo
    I just stopped, that's all.
[14:36] Sazanka
    Why, to give yourself a handicap?
[14:38] Benisumomo
    Wrong. Take a look.
[14:42] Asagao
    Oh! The cave entrance!
[14:45] Sazanka
    It collapsed...
[14:46] Benisumomo
    What're you staring for?
[14:48] Benisumomo
    Start digging.
[14:49] Sazanka
    Huh?!
[14:50] Asagao
    What, dig here?!
[14:51] Benisumomo
    Oh? Are you going to give up and leave?
[14:54] Benisumomo
    Team Dog isn't much to bark about.
[14:56] Asagao
    Say what?!
[14:58] Sazanka
    Asagao!
[14:59] Sazanka
    It's for Nee-sama's sake.
[15:02] Sazanka
    You had better help, too!
[15:04] Benisumomo
    Of course I will.
[15:06] Benisumomo
    The truth is, I'd rather not,
    but I want to get back before it rains.
[15:10] Benisumomo
    Getting Tsubaki in my debt sure isn't easy.
[15:16] Sazanka
    I'm the one who'll help Nee-sama!
[15:22] Asagao
    Sazanka!
[15:23] Benisumomo
    That's pointless.
[15:24] Asagao
    Why you!
[15:29] Benisumomo
    You kids think you can beat me?
    Keep dreaming.
[15:34] Benisumomo
    If you've got enough spare energy
    for that, use it for digging.
[15:49] Asagao
    Yes! The entrance!
[15:50] Asagao
    We just need to keep digging like this!
[15:57] Asagao
    What're you doing?!
[15:58] Benisumomo
    Looks like it's all right inside.
[16:00] Asagao
    Huh?
[16:01] Benisumomo
    We don't have time to widen it.
[16:02] Asagao
    Eh?
[16:03] Benisumomo
    Sazanka.
[16:04] Benisumomo
    You should be able to fit. Get in there.
[16:06] Sazanka
    As if I need you to tell me!
[16:08] Asagao
    Wait, Sazanka! She's sure to snatch it away.
[16:12] Sazanka
    Even so, I still have to go!
[16:14] Sazanka
    We need to hurry and get it to Nee-sama.
[16:34] Asagao
    Sazanka!
[16:36] Asagao
    Welcome back! Do you have the herbs?
[16:38] Asagao
    Oh! You did it!
[16:41] Sazanka
    Benisumomo, fight a duel with me.
[16:44] Benisumomo
    Huh?
[16:45] Sazanka
    Whoever wins gets to deliver
    the herbs to Nee-sama.
[16:48] Sazanka
    Well?
[16:49] Asagao
    Sazanka...
[16:51] Benisumomo
    Even when you have no chance?
[16:53] Sazanka
    I know that! But still!
[16:55] Sazanka
    Giving up and handing them over is different
    from fighting and having them taken!
[17:00] Sazanka
    I won't let you take away
    Team Dog's pride, as well!
[17:05] Asagao
    That's right!
[17:06] Asagao
    I'll fight you, too!
    Don't mess around with Team Dog!
[17:13] Benisumomo
    Could you come on any stronger?
[17:16] Benisumomo
    I won't take it. You two go deliver it.
[17:20] Sazanka/Asagao
    Huh?
[17:20] Benisumomo
    It doesn't seem to matter anymore.
[17:23] Benisumomo
    Now that I've seen you trying so hard.
[17:25] Sazanka
    Wh-What's this, all of a sudden?
[17:28] Benisumomo
    I don't dislike that sort of thing.
[17:30] Benisumomo
    I thought of you as kids,
    but you're Team Dog to the core.
[17:37] Benisumomo
    Let's hurry and get it to Tsubaki.
[17:55] Asagao
    Thank goodness!
[17:56] Sazanka
    Yeah.
[17:57] Asagao
    She has an unexpected good side.
[18:00] Sazanka
    She does.
[18:01] Benisumomo
    No need to hang around.
[18:03] Benisumomo
    Let's go home.
[18:05] Sazanka/Asagao
    Yeah!
[18:07] Sazanka/Asagao
    Wait... Huh?!
[18:08] Sazanka
    Hey, what is this?!
[18:10] Benisumomo
    A kunoichi needs to be
    harder to trick than this.
[18:15] Benisumomo
    Now you've learned something.
[18:18] sign
    Mountain Center
[18:19] Asagao
    This is too cruel, you know!
[18:21] Benisumomo
    Come on, it's time we left.
[18:29] Asagao
    Sazanka, at this rate...
[18:31] Sazanka
    Forget about it.
[18:33] Sazanka
    Even the two of us together
    are no match for Benisumomo.
[18:35] Sazanka
    We've lost this time.
[18:45] Rindou
    It's raining harder now.
[18:47] Benisumomo
    We're back.
[18:48] Tsubaki
    Welcome ho—
[18:53] Benisumomo
    And now, you owe me one.
[18:59] Asagao
    Sorry, Tsubaki-chan. We lost.
[19:02] Sazanka
    "Lost," you say?
[19:09] Asagao
    Sazanka?
[19:10] Sazanka
    Sure, if what's in the bag is
    the real deal! But too bad!
[19:14] Sazanka
    The real stuff's right here!
[19:17] Asagao
    You've been tricked, Benisumomo!
    The bag you held holds nothing but weeds!
[19:22] Mokuren
    Oh, it's true.
[19:23] Asagao
    Oh! Which means...
[19:25] Sazanka
    That's right.
[19:26] Sazanka/Asagao
    Major upset for the win!
[19:30] Sazanka
    Praise me, please, Nee-sama!
[19:33] Tsubaki
    You're going to catch my cold.
[19:35] Asagao
    Mokuren, do the honors.
[19:36] Mokuren
    Sure, I'll make it right away.
[19:38] Sazanka
    Nee-sama! Rub, rub, rub!
[19:39] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo.
[19:40] Tsubaki
    I'm in your debt.
[19:43] Benisumomo
    Don't know what you're talking about.
SIGN    Team
    Sheep
[19:45] Benisumomo
    But hey, I'll take what I can get.
[19:48] Benisumomo
    See ya.
[19:51] Sazanka/Asagao
    Huh?
[19:52] Sazanka
    Wh-Wh-What was that all about, Nee-sama?
[19:54] Asagao
    I thought we won!
[19:57] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo was never trying
    to compete with you.
[20:00] Tsubaki
    You two were hellbent on going,
    so she escorted you.
[20:06] Touwata
    Beni-senpai!
SIGN    Akane
    Class
SIGN    Sheep
[20:08] small writing
    Where have you been in all this rain,
    neglecting your cleaning duties?
SIGN    Akane
    Class
[20:15] Benisumomo
    Babysitting, and enjoying it.
[20:17] Asagao/Sazanka
    Huh?!
[20:18] Asagao
    Then what was that whole scramble
    for the medicinal herbs?!
[20:21] Tsubaki
    Probably a pretext for going with you.
[20:23] Sazanka
    You mean, in other words,
    she had us fooled the whole time?
[20:28] Tsubaki
    Well, it's a fact that she escorted you,
    so let's thank her properly next time.
[20:35] Sazanka
    Not on your life!
[20:37] Asagao
    She totally used us for fun, you know!
[22:19] Benisumomo
    Mokuren.
[22:20] Mokuren
    Oh, Benisumomo!
[22:22] Mokuren
    This is unusual, seeing you out here!
[22:28] Benisumomo
    You seem more cheerful than usual.
[22:30] Mokuren
    Oh, can you tell?
[22:32] Mokuren
    Something happened that made me very happy!
[22:34] Benisumomo
    Like what?
[22:35] Mokuren
    Believe it or not, Tsuwabuki and Housenka
    helped me look for medicinal herbs!
[22:41] Benisumomo
    Isn't that ordinary?
[22:43] Benisumomo
    It's your team's job, right?
[22:44] Mokuren
    You've got it wrong. Those two
    always fight, and then take off.
[22:49] Mokuren
    But today they helped me,
    and they didn't fight!
[22:53] Benisumomo
    They're not here.
[22:54] Mokuren
    They were until earlier.
[22:56] Mokuren
    But Housenka made Tsuwabuki mad,
[22:59] Mokuren
    and then Tsuwabuki chased after her.
[23:02] Mokuren
    And now they're gone.
[23:05] Benisumomo
    And you're okay with that?
[23:07] Benisumomo
    Shouldn't you tell them
    off every now and then?
[23:10] Benisumomo
    Be stern! You're their leader!
[23:16] Mokuren
    You're right.
[23:19] Mokuren
    Fighting's not a good thing.
[23:22] Benisumomo
    That wasn't my point.
[23:28] Benisumomo
    Which herbs are you looking for?
[23:29] Mokuren
    Huh?
[23:30] Benisumomo
    I'll use this basket.
[23:32] Mokuren
    You're going to help?
[23:34] Mokuren
    I'm so glad, Benisumomo!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Attractiveness Jutsu
    I Want to Be Attractive
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:38] Tsubaki
    To be continued!

E11 - Attractiveness Jutsu | I Want to Be Attractive

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[00:36] Kagetsu
    Everyone!
[00:37] Kagetsu
    Thanks for coming to listen!
[00:44] Rindou
    Kagetsu is so cute.
[00:46] Tsubaki
    She sure is!
[00:48] Rindou
    I bet she'd be really attractive.
[00:50] Tsubaki
    "Attractive"?
[00:51] Kagetsu
    I'd like to take this chance to
    reintroduce the members of Team Rabbit!
[00:57] Kagetsu
    On the drum, Mukuge!
[00:59] Mukuge
    Yay!
[01:02] Tsubaki
    What is "attractive"?
[01:04] Rindou
    Um, I guess it means
    "readily liked by lots of men."
[01:11] Kagetsu
    On the flute, Hototogisu!
[01:14] Hototogisu
    Thank you.
[01:15] Tsubaki
    Readily liked by men.
[01:17] Tsubaki
    Th-There is such a thing?
[01:21] Tsubaki
    To be attractive?
[01:23] Kagetsu
    And on vocals, me!
[01:25] Hototogisu/Mukuge
    Kagetsu!
[01:31] Kagetsu
    The song we're debuting
    here today is brand new!
[01:34] Kagetsu
    I'll sing as best I can,
    so listen all the way through!
[01:39] Mukuge
    Kagetsu worried herself sick writing it!
[01:44] Hototogisu
    We'll play the best we can, too.
[01:46] Mukuge
    Yeah!
[01:49] Kagetsu
    Okay, here goes!
[02:03] Tsubaki
    Uh...
[02:05] Tsubaki
    How do you go about being attractive?
[02:09] Tsubaki
    Rindou?
[02:11] Rindou
    Oh, sorry.
[02:12] Rindou
    Can we finish listening first?
[02:14] Tsubaki
    Oh, o-of course!
[02:17] Tsubaki
    I want to know, right now.
    What does being attractive entail?!
SIGN    Attractiveness Jutsu
[03:57] Tsubaki
    Rindou.
[03:59] Tsubaki
    What does it take to be attractive?!
[04:04] Rindou
    Um...
[04:06] Tsubaki
    Is it something you're
    born with, like talent?
[04:08] Tsubaki
    Or can it be mastered, like a Jutsu?
[04:11] Rindou
    I think it's both talent,
    as well as something you can learn.
[04:19] Rindou
    Do you want to be attractive, Tsubaki?
[04:21] Tsubaki
    No!
[04:22] Tsubaki
    Uh... I guess you'd say I'm curious.
[04:26] Tsubaki
    That is...
[04:29] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[04:29] Rindou
    Oh, yeah?
[04:30] Tsubaki
    And so, please teach me
    what attractiveness is!
[04:34] Sazanka
    Attractiveness?
[04:35] Sazanka/Asagao
    Stare...
[04:37] Tsubaki
    Uh, well, that is...
[04:40] Rindou
    "Attractiveness" means being liked by men.
[04:43] Tsubaki
    Rindou!
[04:45] Sazanka
    Liked?
[04:48] Sazanka
    By men?
[04:49] Tsubaki
    No... This is just...
[04:52] Sazanka
    I get it.
[04:54] Sazanka
    You make him like you, then defeat
    him when his guard is down!
[04:58] Tsubaki
    Th-That's right!
[05:00] Tsubaki
    It's called Attractiveness Jutsu, and I
    was just about to learn it from Rindou!
[05:04] Tsubaki
    Right, Rindou?
[05:05] Rindou
    That's right.
[05:06] Sazanka
    Wow! Attractiveness Jutsu!
[05:08] Asagao
    Sounds like fun!
[05:10] Sazanka
    I want to do it, too, Nee-sama!
[05:12] Asagao
    So do I!
SIGN    Attractiveness Jutsu Course
[05:17] Rindou
    Um. Well, let's begin the
    Attractiveness Jutsu Course.
[05:21] Asagao
    Hurry and teach us!
[05:23] Sazanka
    Let's be sure to master it, Nee-sama!
[05:25] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes.
[05:27] Sazanka
    So, what do you do?
[05:30] Rindou
    Um, well...
[05:33] Rindou
    Actually, I don't really
    understand it well myself.
[05:37] Rindou
    I can look and tell if someone's likely to
    be attractive, but it's hard to explain.
[05:42] Sazanka
    Well, that's vague.
[05:45] Rindou
    Sorry.
[05:46] Tsubaki
    You looked at Kagetsu,
    and said she could be attractive.
[05:49] Tsubaki
    Who else do you think could be attractive?
[05:52] Rindou
    People who could be attractive?
[05:54] Tsubaki
    If we know what they have in common,
    that might provide some clue.
[06:01] Rindou
    Mokuren, and Benisumomo.
[06:04] Rindou
    Also...
[06:07] Rindou
    you, too, Tsubaki.
[06:09] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[06:10] Tsubaki
    I-Is that so?
[06:12] Rindou
    Yeah.
[06:13] Sazanka
    That's my Nee-sama!
    A natural-born man-killer!
[06:16] Asagao
    Lucky you, man-killer.
[06:18] Tsubaki
    I-I'm thrilled!
[06:21] Sazanka
    Mokuren, Benisumomo, Nee-sama.
[06:25] Sazanka
    What do these three have in common?
[06:29] Sazanka
    Oh! Maybe that means team
    leaders are attractive!
[06:33] Rindou
    I don't think that's it.
[06:34] Asagao
    Hey, hey. What about me, then?
[06:37] Rindou
    I think you're incredibly cute, Asagao,
[06:40] Rindou
    but I'm not so sure about attractive.
[06:43] Asagao
    Then how do I be attractive?
[06:44] Asagao
    Teach me Attractiveness Jutsu, Sensei!
[06:47] Rindou
    "S-Sensei"...!
[06:50] Rindou
    Okay, come with me, then.
[06:52] Asagao
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:55] Rindou
    Take a seat. Do this with your hands.
[06:58] Asagao
    Like this?
[06:59] Rindou
    Yeah, that's good.
[07:00] Rindou
    Now bring your legs together.
[07:13] Asagao
    It was so delicious, I ate until I was full.
[07:19] Tsubaki
    Adorable!
[07:22] Sazanka
    I'm gonna be sick!
[07:23] Asagao
    But I'll still have seconds.
    After all, I love rice so much.
[07:28] Tsubaki
    That's cute, Asagao!
    Different from usual, somehow!
[07:32] Sazanka
    No way! How do you figure, Nee-sama?!
[07:34] Rindou
    Yeah. That was good, Asagao.
[07:38] Asagao
    But I can't keep a straight
    face, it's so ridiculous.
[07:41] Tsubaki
    That isn't true at all! You were very cute!
[07:46] Sazanka
    Rindou! Teach me, too!
[07:49] Rindou
    Sure.
[07:59] Sazanka
    My name is Sazanka.
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[08:05] Tsubaki
    Eek! Extremely cute!
[08:08] Asagao
    Gross!
[08:09] Sazanka
    How was that, Nee-sama?
[08:10] Tsubaki
    It was cute, Sazanka!
[08:13] Rindou
    You have quite a knack for it.
[08:14] Asagao
    Says you!
[08:17] Asagao
    Weird!
[08:18] Sazanka
    It's true, I nearly laughed partway though.
[08:21] Asagao
    I know, right?
[08:22] Asagao
    Let's do it again!
[08:24] Sazanka
    You got it!
[08:27] Tsubaki
    Wow...
[08:29] Tsubaki
    Feels like my heart is racing.
[08:32] Tsubaki
    Uh, Rindou!
[08:34] Rindou
    Huh?
[08:34] Rindou
    I'd like to do it, too, next time.
[08:37] Rindou
    Okay.
[08:39] Rindou
    But, Tsubaki, huh?
[08:41] Rindou
    That's not easy.
[08:42] Rindou
    I might not be able to teach you well.
[08:45] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[08:46] Rindou
    Those two are always boisterous,
    so it's easy to give them advice.
[08:50] Rindou
    But you're not like that.
[08:52] Rindou
    And you're cute in the first place.
[08:55] Tsubaki
    I-Is that the way it is?
[08:57] Asagao
    Here goes!
[09:00] Asagao
    Would you care for a bite?
[09:03] Sazanka
    Well, aren't you the sweetest thing?
[09:08] Rindou
    Very good, you two! That was spot on!
[09:12] Asagao
    So funny! It's like it's
    not even you, Sazanka!
[09:12] Tsubaki
    Wow... Have these two already mastered it?
[09:17] Tsubaki
    And here, I don't understand it at all!
[09:17] Sazanka
    S-Same goes for you, Asagao!
[09:21] Tsubaki
    In fact, I have a feeling I can't outdo them.
[09:26] Tsubaki
    Could it be Rindou can tell I have
    no talent for attractiveness,
[09:30] Tsubaki
    and she's lying to spare my feelings?!
[09:32] (Flashback) Rindou
    And you're cute in the first place.
[09:34] Tsubaki
    Oh, that's it! That must have
    been her giving up on me!
[09:45] Tsubaki
    But...
[09:46] Tsubaki
    I won't give up.*
[09:49] Tsubaki*
    Next!
[09:52] Tsubaki
    It's my turn!
[09:56] Tsubaki
    Whatever it takes, I want
    to learn attractiveness!
[10:03] Tsubaki
    If I analyze the things Sazanka
    and Asagao were doing,
[10:07] Tsubaki
    I'm sure I'll find my own
    Attractiveness Jutsu.
[10:14] Tsubaki
    Got it.
[10:16] Tsubaki
    Here I go!
[10:25] Tsubaki
    The crane was so beautiful,
    I found myself imitating it.
[10:42] Rindou
    What was that?!
[10:43] Sazanka
    You're too funny, Nee-sama!
[10:46] Asagao
    Why a crane?
[10:47] Asagao
    My belly hurts!
[10:55] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan...
[10:57] Rindou
    Cheer up.
[10:59] Sazanka
    Nee-sama...
[11:00] Tsubaki
    I guess I have no talent after all...
[11:04] Tsubaki
    for Attractiveness Jutsu!
[11:06] Rindou
    No. Like I said,
    I think if you just be yourself—
[11:09] Tsubaki
    I want to understand it!
[11:13] Tsubaki
    I want to understand
    Attractiveness Jutsu and fully master it!
[11:18] Tsubaki
    I want to be more attractive!
[11:27] Rindou
    I hear that desperately wanting to be
    attractive makes you unattractive.
[11:37] Tsubaki
    Wh-Why don't we... go and eat dinner?
[11:52] Tsubaki
    Mustn't want to be attractive!
[11:53] Tsubaki
    Mustn't want to be attractive!
[11:55] Tsubaki
    Mustn't do it, and yet...!
[11:59] Mokuren
    Is something wrong with Tsubaki?
[12:01] Rindou
    Um, well...
[12:03] Rindou
    She wants to be attractive that badly.
[12:10] Tsubaki
    I-I want to be attractive!
SIGN    I Want to Be Attractive
[12:19] Sazanka
    Well, Nee-sama. Let us proceed
    to the training grounds.
[12:23] Asagao
    Yes, let us be off.
[12:30] Tsubaki
    I want to get good at
    Attractiveness Jutsu, too!
[12:33] Tsubaki
    Oh, stop that! If I want too badly
    to be attractive, I won't be!
[12:36] Tsubaki
    So stop thinking about it!
[12:38] Tsubaki
    Oh, but I really do want it!
[12:41] Rindou
    This is sort of pitiful.
[12:43] Ume
    Okay, next!
[12:45] Ume
    It's Itadori's turn!
[12:46] Itadori
    Okay, here goes!
[12:49] Itadori
    Sparkle!
[12:56] Tsubaki
    Is that...?
[12:57] Sazanka
    Yes, it's Attractiveness Jutsu.
[12:59] Ume
    "Sparkle"!
[12:59] Sazanka
    We taught it to everyone before class today.
[13:01] Ajisai
    It's like Azami and Tanpopo on Team Rooster!
[13:02] Tsubaki
    Oh, yeah?
[13:04] Housenka
    Then how about this?
[13:08] Housenka
    I wonder.
[13:10] Hasu
    That's pretty good.
[13:11] Housenka
    You try, too, Hasu!
[13:15] Hasu
    I'd be too embarrassed.
[13:18] Ajisai
    That was good just now!
[13:20] Housenka
    That's Attractiveness Jutsu!
[13:21] Hasu
    Huh? It is?
[13:23] Suzushiro
    So, this is what's popular
    with the underclassman crowd?
[13:27] Housenka
    Yeah!
[13:28] Tsubaki
    Ahh, good. Everyone's thinking
    about attractiveness together.
[13:32] Tsubaki
    I've got to do my best, too.
[13:34] Ajisai
    How about this, then?
[13:36] Ajisai
    Hop, hop!
[13:40] Housenka
    Men sure are simple-minded, though!
[13:42] Hasu
    It only takes this to make them
    like you and let down their guard.
[13:45] Ajisai
    They're stupid, aren't they?
[13:47] Ume
    You got that right!
[13:50] Asagao
    Looks like it caught on right away.
[13:53] Sazanka
    Of course! Because it's fun.
[13:55] Sazanka
    Besides, part of why it's popular is
    that it lets you easily defeat a man.
[14:01] Sazanka
    Asagao, let's go join in.
[14:03] Asagao
    Yeah! I'll show them my Attractiveness Jutsu!
[14:07] Tsubaki
    Oh, no!
[14:10] Tsubaki
    Once Sensei finds out there's a Jutsu
    going around for making fun of men...!
[14:15] Rindou
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[14:16] Rindou
    This is bad, isn't it?
[14:19] Tsubaki
    When you stop and think,
    it's understandable this would happen.
[14:23] Tsubaki
    I was so worried about my own attractiveness,
    I missed something totally obvious.
[14:27] Rindou
    What now?
[14:29] Tsubaki
    L-Let's do something... about it.
[14:38] Itadori
    Oh, are you joining in, too?
[14:40] Suzushiro
    Attractiveness Jutsu is fun!
[14:45] Tsubaki
    Let's be clear about this.
[14:50] Tsubaki
    You could never defeat a man,
    with your Jutsu at that level!
[14:55] Ajisai
    Huh?
[14:56] Hasu
    Is that so?
[14:57] Tsubaki
    This Jutsu is profound, and you can't
    master it with a half-hearted attempt.
[15:04] Tsubaki
    If you use it poorly and underestimate
    a man, you'll be in trouble.
[15:08] Rindou
    I see now. Even if she told them not to
    make fun of men, they wouldn't listen.
[15:13] Hasu
    Huh? This Jutsu is difficult?
[15:16] Ume
    Maybe it's more than we can handle.
[15:18] Rindou
    Good call, Tsubaki!
[15:20] Sazanka
    Uh, Nee-sama.
[15:22] Sazanka
    It's all right. I'm sure
    you'll get good at it, too.
[15:26] Sazanka
    Don't get discouraged.
[15:30] Tsubaki
    No, it's not about that.
[15:32] Asagao
    She's right! If you try hard,
    you'll get good at it, too.
[15:36] Asagao
    It's simple.
[15:41] Rindou
    They kind of have the wrong idea.
[15:44] Housenka
    Oh, she's just jealous!
[15:47] Suzushiro
    You're saying that because
    you're no good at it.
[15:50] Tsubaki
    That's not it!
[15:51] Ajisai
    In that case, let's practice together!
[15:54] Itadori
    Yeah, I'll teach you!
[15:56] Hasu
    I will, too.
[15:57] Suzushiro
    Hey, don't get carried away.
[16:00] Tsubaki
    All right, fine!
[16:01] Tsubaki
    If that's the way it is, I'll show you.
[16:05] Tsubaki
    If I can do Attractiveness
    Jutsu better than you girls,
[16:09] Tsubaki
    will you believe that it's not
    a way to easily defeat men?
[16:14] Ajisai
    Sure, I guess.
[16:15] Suzushiro
    Sounds good.
[16:16] Rindou
    Tsubaki, um...
[16:18] Tsubaki
    It's all right.
[16:19] Tsubaki
    It's my fault things turned out like this.
[16:22] Tsubaki
    I have to do something about it.
[16:27] (Flashback) Rindou
    I hear that desperately wanting to be
    attractive makes you unattractive.
[16:32] Tsubaki
    If you try too hard,
    it makes you unattractive.
[16:35] Tsubaki
    Then, yes. I just need to be relaxed.
[16:39] Tsubaki
    Relaxed and natural!
[16:43] Tsubaki
    A lovely... flower!
[16:54] Suzushiro
    That's horrible!
[16:55] Housenka
    What was that?!
[16:57] Tsubaki
    I can't stop from trying too hard!
[17:00] Tsubaki
    Rindou, I need backup!
[17:02] Tsubaki
    Rindou!
[17:04] Ajisai
    Looks like it was jealousy, after all.
[17:06] Hasu
    I don't think we need to worry about it.
[17:09] Sazanka
    Nee-sama, you don't need to try so hard!
[17:10] Tsubaki
    Th-This is all wrong!
[17:13] Tsubaki
    It shouldn't be like this!
[17:17] Asagao
    She's right! You're cute the
    way you are, Tsubaki-chan!
[17:22] Itadori
    Flower!
[17:24] Ume
    Flower!
[17:25] everyone
    Flower!
[17:42] Tsubaki
    Forget it. It's not working at all.
[17:46] Tsubaki
    To think, it's my fault
    Attractiveness Jutsu is popular.
[18:00] Itadori
    Oh, are you quite sure?
[18:07] Suzushiro
    How about this?
[18:14] Suzushiro
    Tsubaki!
[18:16] Suzushiro
    What?
[18:18] Suzushiro
    Are you here to give it another shot?
[18:21] Suzushiro
    Don't be so uptight about it.
[18:23] Suzushiro
    Come enjoy Attractiveness Jutsu with us...
[18:35] Suzushiro
    What?
[18:40] Suzushiro
    Wh-What is this?
[18:42] Suzushiro
    My face is all hot...
[18:45] Tsubaki (Hana)
    This is how Attractiveness Jutsu is done.
[18:56] Suzushiro
    C-Can't stand up...
[19:00] Tsubaki (Hana)
    You've got to be at least
    this good to defeat a man.
[19:07] Tsubaki (Hana)
    So, then.
[19:13] Ajisai
    What was that?
[19:14] Hasu
    It was incredible.
[19:16] Itadori
    I could never pull that off.
[19:24] Tsubaki
    Now it's fixed.
[19:30] Tsubaki
    Uh, thank you very much, Sensei.
[19:35] Tsubaki (Hana)
    Mhm.
[19:38] Hana
    I had received a report from Konoha.
[19:41] Hana
    I was watching them in secret.
[19:45] Hana
    Tsubaki, this incident,
    apparently, started with you.
[19:49] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am...
[19:51] Hana
    It's good that you tried
    to patch up the mess.
[19:55] Hana
    But...
[20:00] Hana
    Try to keep this sort of thing to a minimum.
[20:07] Hana
    Understood?
[20:13] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am...
[20:16] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[20:18] Sazanka
    What you did earlier was amazing!
[20:20] Sazanka
    Please do it again!
[20:22] Asagao
    Do it! Do it!
[20:25] Sazanka
    Are you listening, Nee-sama?
[20:26] Rindou
    That had to be Sensei.
[20:30] Asagao
    One more time, Tsubaki-chan!
[20:30] Tsubaki
    Sensei's Attractiveness Jutsu
    was i-incredible.
[20:35] Tsubaki
    
[22:11] Housenka
    It's called Attractiveness Jutsu.
[22:13] Mokuren
    Oh, I hear that's popular
    with the underclassmen.
[22:16] Tsuwabuki
    Is it fun?
[22:18] Housenka
    It's fun!
[22:19] Housenka
    You strike weird poses, and Hinagiku cries.
[22:23] Tsuwabuki
    What do you mean?
[22:24] Mokuren
    Oh!
[22:25] Mokuren
    Hinagiku ends up crying
    when she sees cute things.
[22:29] Housenka
    She cries when you show her this!
[22:31] Housenka
    I can't believe how funny it is!
[22:33] Tsuwabuki
    Whoa, don't make her cry.
    I feel bad for her!
[22:37] Housenka
    Mokuren, you try doing Attractiveness Jutsu.
[22:40] Mokuren
    No, thanks! It seems kind of embarrassing.
[22:45] Housenka
    Okay, then.
[22:49] Housenka
    Never mind. You could never do it.
[22:51] Tsuwabuki
    Say what?! That stuff is easy!
[22:54] Tsuwabuki
    See, look!
[22:58] Housenka
    I knew you'd be no good at it!
[23:00] Housenka
    You look so dumb!
[23:02] Tsuwabuki
    Huh?!
[23:06] Tsuwabuki
    Get back here!
[23:08] Tsuwabuki
    You little monkey!
[23:10] Housenka
    Ook! Ook! Ook!
[23:15] Tsubaki
    Mokuren, I'm returning the
    scrolls I was borrowing.
[23:26] Tsubaki
    What are you doing?
[23:28] Mokuren
    Th-This is...
[23:30] Mokuren
    Um, nothing at all!
[23:33] Tsubaki
    I-If you say so.
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Rivals
    Picture of a Man
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    T-To be continued?

E12 - Rivals | Picture of a Man

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[00:11] Ume
    Hinagiku!
[00:14] Ajisai/Ume
    Tell us.
[00:17] Ajisai
    Are we cute?
[00:18] Ume
    Are we cute?
[00:27] Ajisai
    She really cried!
[00:28] Hinagiku
    Yes, already! You're cute!
    And so what?
[00:31] Kibushi
    Hey!
[00:32] Kibushi
    Cut that out, underclassmen!
[00:34] Ajisai/Ume
    Run for it!
[00:36] Kibushi
    Of all the...
[00:37] Oniyuri
    It happened again?
[00:39] Oniyuri
    Attractiveness Jutsu is still popular?
[00:41] Kibushi
    It's not being used as ninjutsu anymore,
[00:44] Kibushi
    but it looks like the underclassmen
    are still doing it for fun.
[00:50] Kibushi
    There you go.
[00:51] Kibushi
    Those darn kids found out Hinagiku
    cries when they use Attractiveness Jutsu,
[00:56] Kibushi
    and now they come do it all the time.
[00:57] Oniyuri
    That's a pain.
[00:59] Kibushi
    It's because she cries when she ends up
    thinking someone's cuter than her.
[01:08] Kibushi
    Hinagiku, don't cry.
[01:10] Hinagiku
    But they're all so cute.
[01:14] Oniyuri
    I guess I'll go give them a warning.
[01:16] Kibushi
    Please do, Oniyuri.
[01:33] Kibushi
    Hinagiku...
[01:35] Kibushi
    I've got to do something for her!
SIGN    Rivals
[03:10] Touwata
    B-Beni-senpai.
[03:14] Touwata
    Please do some training...
[03:21] Benisumomo
    What are you doing? You're so odd.
[03:25] Touwata
    I-It's called Attractiveness Jutsu!
[03:28] Benisumomo
    You mean that thing nobody
    could ultimately use?
[03:31] Mizubashou
    I heard that Tsubaki can use it.
[03:33] Benisumomo
    I'm not so sure. Wasn't that
    really just Sensei transformed?
[03:39] Kibushi
    Wh-What's a trap doing in a place like this?
[03:44] Benisumomo
    Did you set another trap?
[03:46] Mizubashou
    Ahem.
[03:49] Mizubashou
    So sorry. Setting traps
    is just a habit of mine.
[03:55] Benisumomo
    What was that, comedy?
[03:57] Touwata
    Nice one!
[03:59] Mizubashou
    Was it really?
[04:01] Mizubashou
    Would you mind being a test
    subject for my new trap?
[04:08] Benisumomo
    Oh, quit doing that.
[04:10] Kibushi
    Um, excuse me! Could you let me down?
[04:14] Benisumomo
    Oh, yeah?
    Attractiveness Jutsu does that to Hinagiku?
[04:17] Kibushi
    Yeah, the underclassmen make fun of her.
[04:21] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Maybe I'm not actually cute.
[04:25] Kibushi
    She said that, all down in the dumps.
[04:31] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku, who's always
    so full of confidence?!
[04:34] Kibushi
    That's why I'm asking you, Benisumomo!
[04:36] Kibushi
    Go tell her personally that she's cute!
[04:41] Benisumomo
    Huh?
[04:42] Kibushi
    You're Hinagiku's rival, aren't you?
[04:44] Kibushi
    I think she can bounce back
    if a rival compliments her!
[04:49] Benisumomo
    No, she's not my rival in the slightest.
[04:53] Benisumomo
    More like, it's annoying how she
    always starts stuff with me.
[04:56] Kibushi
    I still want you to do something!
[04:58] Benisumomo
    Ehh.
[04:59] Kibushi
    Please!
[05:03] Benisumomo
    Okay then.
[05:05] Benisumomo
    The idea of the Hinagiku being
    depressed sounds interesting.
[05:10] Benisumomo
    It's worth a look.
[05:12] Kibushi
    H-Hey!
[05:13] Kibushi
    Th-That isn't what I meant!
[05:16] Kibushi
    What's her deal?
[05:18] Kibushi
    It was a sincere request.
[05:20] Mizubashou
    It'll be fine.
[05:23] Mizubashou
    It might not seem like it,
    but Benisumomo can be kind.
[05:30] Mizubashou
    That's why I'm sure she'll
    do something for her.
[05:33] Kibushi
    Really?
[05:34] Mizubashou
    Sure.
[05:35] Kibushi
    If you say so.
[05:37] Benisumomo
    Come on, what's the holdup?
[05:39] Kibushi
    Oh, sorry! I'll be right there!
[05:53] Hinagiku
    Everybody's so cute...
[05:57] Hinagiku
    They really are.
[06:00] Hinagiku
    Even though I'm not!
[06:05] Benisumomo
    You really are in a funk.
[06:08] Hinagiku
    Benisumomo!
[06:09] Hinagiku
    What are you doing here?
[06:11] Benisumomo
    I heard you're depressed because
    of all the Attractiveness Jutsu.
[06:17] Kibushi
    Please, Benisumomo! Cheer up Hinagiku!
[06:23] Hinagiku
    So, what are you here to do?
[06:31] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku.
[06:35] Hinagiku
    Wh-What?
[06:37] Benisumomo
    Turn this way.
[06:43] Benisumomo
    Am I cute?
[06:52] Kibushi
    Benisumomo!
[06:55] Hinagiku
    Yes, you're cute!
[06:57] Benisumomo
    It's the first time I've done it,
    but this Attractiveness Jutsu is neat.
[07:01] Kibushi
    Hey! This wasn't what we discussed!
[07:04] Benisumomo
    So what?
[07:05] Hinagiku
    You mean you brought her, Kibushi?!
[07:08] Kibushi
    Well, she was concerned about you...
[07:15] Hinagiku
    Benisumomo was?
[07:17] Kibushi
    Come on! Cheer her up properly!
[07:20] Benisumomo
    Okay, fine.
[07:28] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku, listen.
[07:38] Benisumomo
    Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
[07:43] Hinagiku
    She's cute!
[07:44] Kibushi
    Hey! What is with you?!
[07:47] Kibushi
    Stop that!
[07:47] Hinagiku
    You're cute!
[07:50] Hinagiku
    After all, I'm nothing but...
[07:54] Hinagiku
    I'm nothing but...!
[07:55] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[08:00] Benisumomo
    What's got you so down, anyway?
[08:02] Kibushi
    I said stop!
[08:04] Benisumomo
    I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku!
[08:10] Benisumomo
    What's it going to take to make you cheerful?
[08:15] Kibushi
    M-Mizubashou...!
[08:18] Mizubashou
    It might not seem like it,
    but Benisumomo can be kind.
[08:28] Hinagiku
    I... am... worthless.
[08:32] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[08:34] Benisumomo
    Okay, I'm leaving.
[08:36] Kibushi
    Go! Get lost!
[08:38] Kibushi
    Sorry, Hinagiku!
[08:40] Kibushi
    It's all because I asked her to come.
[08:45] Kibushi
    Hinagiku, I'm sorry.
[08:47] Kibushi
    Pull yourself together!
[08:49] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku, turn this way.
[08:52] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Am I cute?
[08:55] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Aren't you the next cutest, after me?
[09:00] Hinagiku
    What the heck was that?
[09:02] Kibushi
    Huh?
[09:03] Hinagiku
    She never usually takes any notice of me.
[09:08] Benisumomo
    What's got you so down, anyway?
[09:11] Benisumomo
    I want to cheer you up, Hinagiku.
[09:18] Kibushi
    Hinagiku?
[09:24] Hinagiku
    Maybe she was...
[09:37] Benisumomo
    I took that way too far.
[09:41] Benisumomo
    I was just going to play around once
    or twice, then cheer her up right.
[09:45] Benisumomo
    But it was too much fun seeing
    flippant Hinagiku so off her game.
[09:57] Benisumomo
    I could go back and...
[10:05] Benisumomo
    Hinagiku...
[10:08] Hinagiku
    Benisumomo.
[10:14] Hinagiku
    I had no idea you were so afraid of me!
[10:20] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[10:24] Benisumomo
    Huh?
[10:25] Hinagiku
    I already knew you thought of me as a rival,
[10:30] Hinagiku
    but I never thought you'd seize the chance
    to come crush me when I was down!
[10:34] Hinagiku
    But now that I realize that,
    I simply can't let you beat me.
[10:35] Kibushi
    Mhm! Mhm! Mhm!
[10:39] Hinagiku
    Because in the end,
    I'm your much-feared rival!
[10:46] Kibushi
    That's more like it!
    That's the Hinagiku I know!
[10:50] Hinagiku
    And naturally, I won't lose to
    you when it comes to cuteness!
[10:53] Kibushi
    Right, right! Hinagiku is the cutest!
[10:58] Benisumomo
    Well, well.
[11:00] Benisumomo
    Good ol' Hinagiku, positive as ever.
[11:05] Hinagiku/Kibushi
    Oh.
[11:11] Oniyuri
    I went and caught them...
[11:15] Kibushi
    Stop that!
[11:18] Oniyuri
    What in the world's going on here?
[11:18] Benisumomo
    There you go again!
[11:18] Kibushi
    She only just got back on her feet!
[11:21] Kibushi
    Stop doing that, I tell you!
SIGN    Picture of a Man
[11:30] Konoha
    Ahh, Sazanka and Asagao?
[11:33] Konoha
    I'm having them tidy up and
    clean the east document storage.
[11:38] Konoha
    It's punishment for the foolish
    thing they did in class.
[11:40] Tsubaki
    Wh-What kind of foolish thing?
[11:44] Konoha
    I don't even want to say it.
[11:50] Tsubaki
    I wondered what was keeping those two.
[11:53] Rindou
    What could they have done?
[11:55] Tsubaki
    Anyway, let's help out
    and get it over with quickly.
[11:59] Rindou
    Yeah.
[12:07] Tsubaki
    I'm alone with Rindou.
[12:09] Tsubaki
    Maybe this is my chance!
[12:14] Tsubaki
    Uh, Rindou?
[12:16] Tsubaki
    Would you mind telling me about men?
[12:20] Rindou
    About men?
[12:21] Tsubaki
    Right, right!
[12:22] Tsubaki
    Please teach me something about them!
[12:25] Tsubaki
    Let's continue from the other day!
[12:27] Rindou
    Let's see. I've already told
    you practically everything.
[12:32] Rindou
    I'm not sure if there's anything else.
[12:34] Tsubaki
    Oh! Th-Then...
    Hey, how about a picture of a man?!
[12:38] Rindou
    A picture?
[12:39] Rindou
    Good idea! Drawing is my thing!
[12:43] Rindou
    I'm on it!
[12:44] Tsubaki
    R-Really?!
[12:49] Tsubaki
    Finally, I'll get to see my heart's desire!
[12:52] Tsubaki
    What a man looks like!
[12:56] Rindou
    I'm done!
[13:02] Tsubaki
    "Gulp..."
[13:07] Rindou
    Here.
[13:19] Tsubaki
    Wh-What... is this?
[13:23] Rindou
    A man.
[13:25] Rindou
    I'm proud of it, too.
[13:32] Tsubaki
    Th-Thank you very much...
[13:36] Rindou
    You're welcome.
[13:41] Asagao
    Oh! Rindou and Tsubaki-chan!
SIGN    Nice and Tidy
[13:44] Sazanka
    Have you come to help us?!
[13:46] Tsubaki
    What did you manage to do this time?
[13:49] Asagao
    Well...
[13:51] Asagao
    You know, it's a long story.
[13:54] Tsubaki
    Wait, I'd just as soon not know.
[13:56] Tsubaki
    Now, let's hurry and straighten this up.
[13:59] Asagao
    Aww, I wanna tell you!
[14:07] Tsubaki
    I'd never have guessed
    Rindou's such a bad artist.
[14:13] Tsubaki
    Bad?
[14:15] Tsubaki
    No, I have no way of knowing that.
[14:18] Tsubaki
    I've never seen a man.
[14:21] Tsubaki
    What if... that... really was one?!
[14:29] Tsubaki
    No, no, no! It can't be! Never!
[14:31] Tsubaki
    There's no chance that could—
[14:34] Sazanka
    Nee-sama?!
[14:35] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan?!
[14:36] Rindou
    Are you okay?
[14:39] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes. I think.
[14:42] Tsubaki
    Ow...
[14:50] Hana
    What? You're having them
    clean up document storage?
[14:54] Konoha
    Yes.
[14:55] Konoha
    Well, there's nothing in
    there they shouldn't see.
[14:58] Hana
    That's true.
[14:59] Konoha
    It was in need of cleaning soon,
    so the timing seemed ideal.
[15:10] Konoha
    Huh?
SIGN    Man
[15:13] Sazanka
    You don't suppose...
[15:15] Asagao
    There's a drawing of a man in here?!
[15:20] Sazanka
    Let's look at it, Nee-sama!
[15:22] Asagao
    Let's find out for sure!
[15:24] Tsubaki
    Of course we can't do that!
[15:26] Tsubaki
    I'm going to go hand this over to Sensei!
[15:29] Sazanka
    A peek won't hurt.
[15:31] Tsubaki
    No way!
[15:33] Sazanka
    Or so you say, but don't
    you want to see it, too?
[15:37] Tsubaki
    Wh-What are you saying?!
[15:39] Sazanka
    You're a little too much of a model student.
[15:42] Asagao
    That's right!
[15:43] Sazanka
    For instance, if your hand
    slips, and you see inside,
[15:48] Sazanka
    that's what you'd call an accident.
[15:51] Asagao
    Accidents can't be helped!
SIGN    Man
[16:03] Tsubaki
    Forget it! I'm going
    straight to Sensei, and—
[16:06] Asagao
    Shoomp!
[16:07] Sazanka
    We won't let you go!
[16:10] Tsubaki
    Do you think the two of you can stop me?
[16:14] Asagao
    We can!
[16:15] Sazanka
    We have a new Jutsu that
    got us in trouble today.
[16:18] Asagao
    You know, I don't think even
    you can beat it, Tsubaki-chan.
[16:19] Tsubaki
    That's the "foolish thing"
    Konoha-sensei mentioned.
[16:23] Sazanka
    Okay, here goes!
[16:24] Tsubaki
    I don't think you can do it.
[16:28] Sazanka
    When did this happen?!
[16:30] Tsubaki
    So, I'll be back.
[16:31] Sazanka
    Please, at least, let us do the Jutsu!
[16:34] Asagao
    We were saving it for last!
[16:34] Rindou
    Take care.
[16:37] Tsubaki
    I swear.
[16:39] Tsubaki
    Those two only work together
    when they're up to no good.
[16:54] Tsubaki
    M-Maybe I'll look anyway.
[16:57] Tsubaki
    No, no! Don't do that!
[16:59] Tsubaki
    I must have a firm sense of
    responsibility, as team leader!
[17:05] Tsubaki
    Inside here, there's a man!
[17:08] (Flashback) Sazanka
    For instance, if your hand
    slips, and you see inside,
[17:12] (Flashback) Sazanka
    that's what you'd call an accident.
[17:15] (Flashback) Asagao
    Accidents can't be helped!
[17:20] Tsubaki
    If my hand slips, it's an accident.
[17:25] Tsubaki
    An accident!
[17:28] Tsubaki
    That's just no good!
[17:30] Tsubaki
    I can't forbid them
    and then go look for myself!
[17:35] Tsubaki
    Because I saw that picture Rindou drew,
[17:38] Tsubaki
    my urge to make sure nearly
    got the better of me.
[17:41] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[17:56] Hana
    You found it, and were bringing it to me?
[18:01] Hana
    Tsubaki?
[18:03] Hana
    Hey.
[18:04] Tsubaki
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[18:06] Hana
    You did well. See you later.
[18:11] Tsubaki
    Th-That was...
[18:18] Konoha
    Welcome back.
[18:22] Konoha
    You took off suddenly.
[18:24] Konoha
    Was there something in storage
    you didn't want seen?
[18:27] Hana
    It's nothing. Just something from the past.
[18:29] Konoha
    Would you bother to go get
    something that's nothing?
[18:35] Konoha
    Is it embarrassing, perhaps?
[18:39] Hana
    Embarrassing, huh?
[19:26] Hana
    Sure, I'd say it's embarrassing.
[19:28] Konoha
    Show it to me.
[19:29] Hana
    No.
[19:30] Konoha
    Oh, where's the harm?
[19:34] Sazanka
    Welcome back, Nee-sama!
[19:37] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan, that was quick!
[19:39] Rindou
    We're done here, for the most part.
[19:41] Tsubaki
    Sorry to leave you with it.
[19:44] Asagao
    Hey, did you really give back that scroll?
[19:47] Tsubaki
    Yes, I gave it straight to Hana-sensei.
[19:50] Asagao
    But it was such a discovery!
[19:54] Sazanka
    So, did you see inside it?
[19:57] Asagao
    Huh? You saw it?
[19:58] Sazanka
    What did he look like?
[20:04] Tsubaki
    I-I didn't see it.
[20:06] Asagao
    Really?
[20:07] Tsubaki
    I-I really didn't see it!
[20:10] Asagao
    Oh, well, poo. You're so upstanding.
[20:14] Tsubaki
    Come on, you two. Let's hurry
    and finish up the cleaning.
[20:19] Rindou
    All that's left is to sweep the floor.
[20:21] Asagao
    Then I'll handle the dustpan!
    You gather it up, Sazanka.
[20:25] Sazanka
    Sure, sure.
[20:26] Sazanka
    But, Asagao, later we do
    some serious training.
[20:28] Asagao
    Nice! Secret serious training!
[20:31] Tsubaki
    The contents of the scroll were
    the same as Rindou's drawing.
[20:35] Tsubaki
    Is that what men look like, after all?
[20:39] Tsubaki
    No, that can't be!
[20:42] Tsubaki
    It could never be!
[20:44] Sazanka
    What could never be, Nee-sama?
[20:47] Tsubaki
    N-Never you mind!
[20:50] Tsubaki
    Now, let's get to cleaning!
[20:51] Tsubaki
    Clean, clean!
[20:52] Sazanka
    All right!
SIGN    Akane Class
[22:26] Hana
    And so, Konoha and I will be
    away for two to three days.
[22:32] Konoha
    Tsubaki, look after the
    village during that time.
[22:34] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am. Leave it to me.
[22:36] Konoha
    Well, nothing big has ever happened,
[22:40] Konoha
    and I doubt anything will then.
[22:42] Hana
    Yes, everyone should just
    do what they normally...
[22:46] Hana
    do?!
[22:49] Konoha
    Please don't get up.
[22:51] Konoha
    Well, we're just going so that
    Hana-sensei can see a doctor.
[22:54] Konoha
    We'll come home as soon as that's done.
[22:57] Hana
    Don't let the other students
    know I'm having back problems.
[23:02] Tsubaki
    R-Right, ma'am.
[23:03] Konoha
    They've all known for some time, though.
[23:08] Hana
    So. We're counting on you, Tsubaki.
[23:10] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[23:11] Tsubaki
    Kunoichi Tsubaki of Akane Class
[23:14] Tsubaki
    will take responsibility for the
    village's safety while you're away!
SIGN    Next time:
    
    Showdown!
    Akane Class vs.
    the Man!?
    
    -Tsubaki

E13 - Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?

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[00:08] Tsubaki
    What I saw on Hana-sensei's scroll...
[00:11] Tsubaki
    It was the same as Rindou's drawing.
[00:14] Tsubaki
    Is that really what men look like?
[00:18] Tsubaki
    It's just so different
    from what I was expecting!
[00:21] Tsubaki
    For now, I'd better focus on training,
[00:24] Tsubaki
    and think about it as little as possible.
[00:31] Tsubaki
    While Sensei is away, I'm the one
    in charge of our class' village.
[00:37] Tsubaki
    I've got to keep it together!
SIGN    Showdown! Akane Class vs. the Man!?
[02:12] Tsubaki
    Hey!
[02:15] Tsubaki
    Everybody quiet down!
SIGN    Self-study
[02:18] Tsubaki
    Let's study like we're supposed to!
[02:20] Suzushiro
    Aw, come on.
    Don't be so stuck on the rules.
[02:22] Kibushi
    She's right. Both Hana-sensei
    and Konoha-sensei are away.
[02:27] Hinagiku
    They'll never find out we were slacking.
[02:29] Tsubaki
    None of that!
[02:30] Tsubaki
    Sensei left me in charge of everyone!
[02:34] Tsuwabuki
    Tsubaki is so serious.
[02:37] Hinagiku
    Then how about some special training?
[02:39] Tsubaki
    Special training?
[02:41] Hinagiku
    Special Attractiveness Jutsu training.
[02:43] Benisumomo
    You never learn.
[02:46] Benisumomo
    But I'd be willing to, in that case.
[02:48] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[02:49] Benisumomo
    Tsubaki, show us how it's done.
[02:52] Tsubaki
    N-None of that, either!
[02:54] Tsubaki
    Let's just review past lessons
    or prepare for upcoming ones!
[02:58] Hinagiku
    Aww.
[02:59] Hinagiku
    But won't we need Attractiveness Jutsu
    when it comes time to defeat a man?
[03:03] Tsubaki
    Defeat a man...
[03:05] Benisumomo
    Hey, more importantly.
[03:07] Benisumomo
    Should you be ignoring that?
[03:10] Itadori
    Too slow!
[03:11] Ume
    Wait up!
[03:14] Tsubaki
    Stop it!
[03:16] Tsubaki
    Get back here!
[03:17] Benisumomo
    It's not easy being Tsubaki.
[03:18] Itadori
    Run for it!
[03:19] Ume
    Run! Run!
[03:22] Tsubaki
    I thought I told you to study!
[03:27] Sazanka
    We won't lose!
[03:29] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Throw! Throw! Throw!
[03:31] Uikyou/Kikyou
    Throw! Throw! Throw!
[03:34] Touwata
    Mind over matter! Willpower! Willpower!
[03:38] Higuruma
    I bet a man's face looks like this!
[03:42] Hagi
    If you smoosh your face too much, you'll die.
[03:45] Hasu
    Don't you think it's like this?
[03:48] Hagi
    This worldview is too novel,
    and it's liable to win me over!
[03:51] Hagi
    Once that happens, I'll wind up dead!
[04:00] Higuruma
    You spilled the water!
[04:02] Hasu
    You're gonna be in trouble.
[04:03] Higuruma (or someone)
    You're gonna be in trouble!
[04:11] Rindou
    Today sure was rough.
[04:13] Tsubaki
    It was. I am so tired.
[04:16] Rindou
    I didn't know it would be
    so rough with Sensei away.
[04:19] Sazanka
    Nee-sama.
[04:22] Sazanka
    Let's sleep together.
[04:24] Asagao
    I can't eat another bite.
[04:27] Tsubaki
    It's not exactly rough for them.
[04:32] Tsubaki
    I worry about what's coming.
[04:41] Rindou
    What's all that?!
[04:44] Mokuren
    Tsubaki! There must be something outside!
[04:47] Tsubaki
    I'll go take a look!
[04:50] Tsubaki
    Rindou, Mokuren.
    Tell everyone else to stay inside!
[05:12] Tsubaki
    What's that?
[05:26] Mokuren
    The village!
[05:28] Hototogisu
    How could this happen?
[05:30] Mukuge
    It's terrible!
[05:31] Kagetsu
    Who would do such a thing?!
[05:36] Asagao
    Look at this!
[05:37] Asagao
    My potatoes!
[05:39] Asagao
    I worked so hard to grow them!
[05:42] Rindou
    There, there.
[05:43] Tachiaoi
    The vandal might still be nearby.
[05:45] Tsuwabuki
    Let's all go teach 'em a lesson!
[05:47] Shion
    Couldn't we win with this many of us?
[05:49] Housenka
    Let's get going, then!
[05:51] Tsubaki
    Hold on a minute.
[05:53] Tsubaki
    It might be dangerous to pursue right away.
[05:56] Hinagiku
    Why?
[05:57] Tsubaki
    Take a look at that.
[05:59] Kibushi
    Whoa, big footprint!
[06:01] Mizubashou
    Which means a big body?
[06:03] Oniyuri
    Looks like we'd best make preparations first.
[06:07] Suzushiro
    But from the look of things, they were alone.
[06:08] Higiri
    Who the heck was it?
[06:11] Tsubaki
    It might have been... a man.
[06:17] Hinagiku
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[06:19] Mokuren
    Did you see him, Tsubaki?!
[06:21] Tsubaki
    No, but it was dark,
    so I might have been seeing things.
[06:25] Rindou
    Or maybe you weren't.
[06:29] Asagao
    Rindou?
[06:31] Rindou
    At the village where I used to live,
[06:35] Rindou
    I heard about bandits.
[06:37] everyone (but Rindou)
    Bandits?
[06:38] Rindou
    Yeah. That there are savage men who
    typically lurk in the mountains,
[06:44] Rindou
    and attack people to steal their valuables.
[06:46] Housenka
    What gives?!
[06:47] Fuki
    One of them ransacked the village?
[06:49] Ajisai
    Talk about barbaric!
[06:50] Shion
    But nothing was stolen.
[06:53] Shion
    Just stuff destroyed here and there.
[06:54] Tsuwabuki
    Maybe yesterday, he was just scouting.
[06:58] Tachiaoi
    Meaning, he might come back again tonight?
[07:02] Hagi
    If something like that
    comes back again, I'll die.
[07:04] Uikyou
    How distressing.
[07:06] Kikyou
    How scary.
[07:07] Mokuren
    What do we do?
[07:13] Hinagiku
    What do we have to be afraid of?
[07:15] Kibushi
    Hinagiku?
[07:17] Hinagiku
    If that's how it is, let's fight back!
[07:20] Benisumomo
    Kick the man's butt, you mean?
[07:23] Hinagiku
    Of course.
[07:24] Kibushi
    Well said, Hinagiku!
[07:26] Higiri
    She's right. We can't just let it slide
    after he messed up the village!
[07:32] Tsubaki
    A barbaric man, here at the village...
[07:35] Tsubaki
    And while Sensei's away, of all times!
[07:38] Tsubaki
    Let's all protect this village!
[07:41] everyone
    Yeah!
[07:42] someone
    Okay!
[07:42] someone
    We'll get him!
[07:43] Tsubaki
    But don't do anything unreasonable.
[07:44] ---
    Let's prioritize strengthening our defenses.
[07:47] Sazanka
    Okay, Nee-sama!
[07:48] Asagao
    We'll get it done!
[07:49] Hinagiku
    Okay, let's work up a plan.
[07:52] Tachiaoi
    How about we designate posts,
    and patrol in shifts?
[07:55] Shion
    It might get tricky once he's in the village.
[07:58] Shion
    Let's expand our scope
    into the nearby forest.
[08:00] Hototogisu
    Count on us to stand guard over there.
[08:03] Mizubashou
    We're going to need lots of traps.
[08:18] Tsubaki
    It's my shift for the watch.
[08:21] Benisumomo
    That time already?
[08:22] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[08:24] Tsubaki
    I just hope tonight remains this quiet.
[08:28] Benisumomo
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[08:30] Benisumomo
    Why don't you and I go get rid of the man?
[08:34] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[08:36] Benisumomo
    We even roped in girls who
    wouldn't do well in a fight.
[08:38] Benisumomo
    Won't they simply get in the way?
[08:40] Benisumomo
    So let's just you and me track this guy down.
[08:44] Tsubaki
    I can't do that.
[08:46] Benisumomo
    Wait, why not?!
[08:47] Tsubaki
    It's dangerous to attack first
    when it's unclear what his goal is.
[08:52] Benisumomo
    But, you and I could...!
[08:56] Tsubaki
    We don't even know where he's
    lurking, or from where he'll attack.
[09:01] Tsubaki
    We can't afford to be away from the village.
[09:03] Tsubaki
    Right now, we should tighten our defenses.
[09:06] Benisumomo
    Ah, okay.
[09:08] Benisumomo
    Do what you want, then.
[09:10] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo?
[09:13] Mokuren
    Tsubaki! I brought a midnight snack!
[09:21] Mokuren
    What's wrong?
[09:23] Mokuren
    So, that's what happened.
[09:26] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[09:28] Mokuren
    That's Benisumomo for you, though.
[09:31] Mokuren
    Hey, Tsubaki, do you remember what
    happened when we were little?
[09:38] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Mokuren!
[09:39] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    A-Are you okay?!
[09:45] (Flashback) Tsubaki
    Hinagiku, guard Mokuren!
[09:46] (Flashback) Hinagiku
    Y-Yeah!
[09:48] (Flashback) Benisumomo
    Don't come here! Go somewhere else!
[09:53] Mokuren
    Benisumomo stood up for us.
[09:55] Tsubaki
    Yes.
[09:58] Mokuren
    I'm sure she will this time, too.
[10:01] Mokuren
    She didn't want other
    girls exposed to danger.
[10:07] Tsubaki
    Benisumomo has always been that way.
[10:15] Tsubaki
    Uh, what is it?
[10:17] Mokuren
    Oh, nothing.
[10:19] Tsubaki
    R-Really?
[10:25] Tsuwabuki
    He's here! Over by the storehouses!
[10:28] Tsubaki
    Let's go!
[10:29] Mokuren
    Okay!
[10:35] Higiri
    Here he comes!
[10:36] Hasu
    But we set so many traps.
[10:38] Suzushiro
    Guess he got past all of them!
[10:40] Suzushiro
    This is as far as you go!
[10:43] Hasu
    Higiri, headed your way!
[10:44] Higiri
    Whirlwind Jutsu!
[10:51] Suzushiro
    How does he move like that?!
[10:54] Suzuran
    No, you don't!
[10:56] Shion
    Gotcha!
[11:01] Shion
    I wish to fight you, man.
[11:04] Shion
    Here I come!
[11:08] Shion
    Fire Style!
[11:12] Ajisai
    Hey, hey!
[11:13] Ajisai
    Over here, man!
[11:15] Ajisai
    Huh?!
[11:17] Shion/Suzuran
    Ajisai!
[11:22] Suzuran
    Ajisai, are you okay?!
[11:24] Ajisai
    He slimed me!
[11:26] Shion
    That was a man?
[11:28] Itadori
    Here goes!
[11:29] trio
    Transform!
[11:41] Tachiaoi
    Rindou! Attack from both sides!
[11:43] Rindou
    Okay, you got it!
[11:45] Rindou
    Okay, here goes!
[11:48] Tachiaoi
    Rindou?!
[11:50] Rindou
    What is this?!
[11:51] Mizubashou
    Sorry. Are you okay?
[11:54] Mizubashou
    I rarely get a chance like
    this, so I went overboard.
[11:58] Rindou
    Mizubashou!
[12:02] Hagi
    If he catches us, we'll die!
[12:05] Hototogisu
    Here he comes!
[12:06] Hototogisu
    K-Kagetsu, you go first!
[12:08] Kagetsu
    I-I can't! You go, Mukuge!
[12:11] Mukuge
    No way! Hototogisu, you—
[12:13] Hinagiku
    You three!
[12:16] Hinagiku
    Move aside.
[12:17] Hinagiku
    I can take on a man, no problem at all.
[12:21] Kibushi
    You're the cutest in the world, Hinagiku!
[12:24] Oniyuri
    Mhm.
[12:25] Hinagiku
    Naturally.
[12:26] quintet
    Hinagiku!
[12:28] Hinagiku
    Let's go!
[12:29] Hinagiku
    Take this!
[12:31] Kibushi/Hinagiku/Oniyuri
    Attractiveness Jutsu!
[12:38] Kibushi
    Hinagiku!
[12:39] Hinagiku
    What is this?! It's all sticky!
    And it sort of stinks!
[12:43] Kibushi
    You're cute even if you stink, Hinagiku.
[12:46] Hinagiku
    Attractiveness Jutsu doesn't
    work on men at all!
[12:51] Sazanka
    That's far enough!
[12:55] Asagao
    We got ahead of him!
[12:57] Sazanka
    Asagao. The time has finally
    come to unveil that!
[13:02] Asagao
    Yeah! What made even Konoha-sensei tremble!
[13:05] Sazanka
    Our final secret technique!
[13:08] Sazanka
    Here goes!
[13:09] Asagao
    You got it!
[13:12] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:14] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:16] Asagao/Sazanka
    Gaching!
[13:18] Asagao
    Vween!
[13:20] Sazanka
    Vween!
[13:23] Sazanka/Asagao
    Boom!
[13:25] Sazanka
    Asagao's physical ability,
    and my command ability...
[13:28] Sazanka
    If we combine those and cover
    each other's weak points,
[13:32] Sazanka
    we're invincible!
[13:34] Asagao
    And when we combine,
    the effects are multiplied!
[13:38] Asagao/Sazanka
    Here we go!
[13:43] Asagao/Sazanka
    Just you wait!
[13:47] Asagao
    Stop flailing!
[13:52] Sazanka
    Hey! Where were you looking?!
[13:54] Asagao
    It's your fault, Sazanka!
[14:12] Tsubaki
    I won't let you... go any farther!
[14:35] Benisumomo
    I'll help.
[14:37] Benisumomo
    You're protecting the village, right?
[14:40] Tsubaki
    Please do!
[14:48] Tsubaki
    Let's go, Benisumomo!
[14:48] Benisumomo
    Let's go, Tsubaki!
[14:58] Sazanka
    Ow!
[15:04] Asagao
    Tsubaki-chan's still fighting.
[15:08] Sazanka
    You can do it, Nee-sama!
[15:14] Benisumomo
    Tsubaki!
[15:15] Tsubaki
    You're going nowhere!
[15:40] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    Huh?
[15:47] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    Huh?
[15:53] Tsubaki
    A monkey?
[15:55] Benisumomo
    An octopus?
[16:02] Tsubaki/Benisumomo
    Not a man?
[16:06] someone
    Go! Go!
[16:08] someone
    Asagao!
[16:10] Suzushiro
    We're right in the middle
    of our eating contest!
SIGN    Eating Contest
[16:13] Suzushiro
    Dokudami, champion for three years
    running, has roared into the lead!
[16:17] Suzushiro
    And Asagao is right behind her!
[16:19] Suzushiro
    Tachiaoi seems to be having trouble!
[16:21] Suzushiro
    And Itadori is gaining, little by little!
[16:25] Rindou
    Go for it, Asagao!
[16:31] Hana
    Tsubaki.
[16:33] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:34] Hana
    You did well the other day.
[16:36] Hana
    I hear you brought everyone together.
[16:39] Hana
    It's good that you aided the
    village in its time of crisis.
[16:41] Tsubaki
    No... Rather, I guessed wrong that it was
    a man, and blew things out of proportion.
[16:47] Tsubaki
    I'm sorry.
[16:51] Hana
    At least, it got no worse than that.
[16:53] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am.
[16:56] Hana
    It's true that some men
    are brutal and dangerous.
[17:01] Hana
    But...
[17:03] Hana
    Remember that not all of them are bad.
[17:10] Hana
    I think I told you once before.
[17:13] ---
    Falling in love with a member of the
    opposite sex is a natural thing.
[17:21] Hana
    Maybe the day will come
    when you love someone, too.
[17:29] Tsubaki
    Me, too?
[17:35] Hana
    That is all. You may go.
[17:38] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am, if you'll excu—
[17:40] Hana
    Oh, right.
[17:42] Hana
    One more thing.
[17:43] Hana
    I think you realize this,
[17:45] ---
    but be sure not to tell anyone about that
    scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
[17:50] Tsubaki
    Yes, ma'am!
[17:53] man??
    Scroll?
[17:57] man??
    What's that all about?
[18:01] Hana
    Nothing.
[18:03] Hana
    I never could sense your presence.
[18:06] Itadori
    No more...
[18:09] Fuki
    Hey!
[18:10] Ume
    You okay?!
[18:11] Fuki
    Be strong! I did tell you not to overdo it.
[18:12] Ume
    Itadori!
[18:13] Dokudami
    Another helping!
[18:15] Suzushiro
    Oh, my! Dokudami eats her eleventh!
[18:18] Suzushiro
    That puts her in the lead
    over second-place Asagao!
[18:21] Hana
    Thanks for covering while I was away.
[18:23] man
    Hey, no problem. Your students
    did all the work for me, anyway.
[18:26] Sazanka
    What're you doing, Asagao?!
[18:29] Sazanka
    You don't lose to anyone,
    when it comes to eating!
[18:29] Hana
    I see.
[18:30] man
    What do you think of the
    Akane Class kunoichi?
[18:31] Sazanka
    Do this right!
[18:33] Hana
    They're all doing their best.
[18:35] man
    Especially that one who was just here?
[18:38] Hana
    Yes.
[18:39] Hana
    I'm thinking of someday leaving
    Akane Class in Tsubaki's hands.
[18:45] Sazanka
    Nee-sama!
[18:47] Asagao
    I won, Tsubaki-chan!
[18:49] Rindou
    Asagao was amazing!
[18:51] Tsubaki
    I knew you could do it.
[18:54] Rindou
    Go on, Sazanka. Show it to her.
[18:57] Asagao
    I gave her the hair ribbon I got for winning!
[19:01] Tsubaki
    It looks good on you.
[19:04] Sazanka
    Thank you!
[19:06] Asagao
    Thanks for cheering for me, Sazanka.
[19:10] Sazanka
    If you can't win here,
    you really are just an overeater.
[19:13] Asagao
    There you go again!
[19:16] Sazanka
    As a fellow member of Team Dog,
    I can't have you looking pathetic!
[19:20] Rindou
    But how do you really feel?
[19:26] Tsubaki
    Men aren't so bad, huh?
[19:32] Tsubaki
    Will the day come for me, too?
[19:37] Tsubaki
    When I meet an actual man?
[19:40] Tsubaki
    And, when I fall in love?
[19:43] (Flashback) Hana
    I think you realize this,
[19:46] (Flashback) Hana
    but be sure not to tell anyone about that
    scrawled-over scroll from the other day.
[19:54] Tsubaki
    Huh?
[19:55] Tsubaki
    "Scrawled-over"?
[19:59] Rindou
    Oh, Tsubaki.
[20:01] Rindou
    They're both already asleep.
[20:03] Tsubaki
    Okay.
[20:06] Rindou
    Look, I'd say Sazanka took
    quite a liking to it.
[20:14] Tsubaki
    It's time I too got some—
[20:17] Tsubaki
    Rindou, that...
[20:20] Rindou
    Oh, this?
[20:22] Rindou
    Sazanka and Asagao.
    Because they're so cute when they sleep.
[20:27] Tsubaki
    Sazanka and Asagao?
[20:31] Rindou
    See, don't you think Sazanka's
    hair ribbon here came out well?
[20:35] Tsubaki
    Hair ribbon?
[20:37] Rindou
    Oh, yes. I drew you, too, Tsubaki.
[20:39] Rindou
    Take a look.
[20:44] Rindou
    Tsubaki?
[20:45] Tsubaki
    So that's it.
[20:47] Rindou
    Huh?
[20:48] Tsubaki
    So that's it!
[20:54] Tsubaki
    Time to get up! Let's go to breakfast!
[20:57] Asagao
    Breakfast!
[20:59] Sazanka
    Good morning, Nee-sama!
[21:01] Rindou
    Morning.
[21:03] Tsubaki
    Time for another day full of training!
SIGN    Dining
    Hall
[21:19] Tsubaki
    Men are horrible. Things to be feared.
[21:24] Tsubaki
    But, why is it?
[21:27] Tsubaki
    Why is my heart beating so fast?
[21:31] Tsubaki
    I feel sort of happy, a little
    embarrassed, and excited.
[21:36] Tsubaki
    I want to put this feeling
    away for safe keeping.
[21:47] Tsubaki
    Until someday, when I find love.
[21:51] Rindou
    Hey, Tsubaki.
[21:53] Rindou
    Did something good happen, by chance?
[21:55] Asagao
    What, what?
[21:56] Sazanka
    Is it true, Nee-sama?
[22:04] Tsubaki
    It's a secret.
SIGN    The End
    
    -Tsubaki
[23:37] Tsubaki
    The end!