E18 - All They Can Do Is Look Up at It

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[00:15] Thanzamer
    I hated this island.
[00:18] Thanzamer
    It was too cramped.
[00:21] Thanzamer
    The land was cramped,
    the relationships were cramped...
[00:25] Thanzamer
    The adults knew nothing
    of the outside world,
[00:27] Thanzamer
    and they refused to learn.
[00:29] Thanzamer
    They just lived peaceful
    lives and then died.
[00:33] Thanzamer
    Everything around me felt so small.
[00:36] Thanzamer
    I felt like I was suffocating.
[00:40] Thanzamer
    I couldn't stand it.
[00:42] Thanzamer
    A far more amazing world
    lay beyond the sea.
[00:46] Thanzamer
    A place where I could burn off my
    energy and pursue my own potential.
[00:51] Thanzamer
    So I...
[01:06] Thanzamer
    became a mercenary.
[01:10] Thanzamer
    That was fifteen years ago.
[01:12] Thanzamer
    As I hopped from one nation to
    the next, I realized something.
[01:17] Thanzamer
    In some places, there were people
    fighting for peace in their homelands.
[01:21] Thanzamer
    In other places, people fought
    to keep their families,
[01:24] Thanzamer
    their friends, and their loved ones safe.
[01:29] Thanzamer
    That tiny, cramped island,
[01:31] Thanzamer
    Jiffon Island, the land that saw no wars,
[01:34] Thanzamer
    was the home they wanted.
[01:38] (Flashback) Thanzamer
    Talk about ironic.
[01:43] Thanzamer
    Stop!
[01:46] Thanzamer
    Who knew I'd learn that
    after abandoning it?
[02:00] Thanzamer
    To me, this island is...
[03:42] Torii
    You look so dumb.
[03:44] Torii
    The sounds that makes are way too cool.
[03:53] Torii
    What're you doing out here?
[03:56] Raji
    Great Hero...
[03:57] Torii
    Weren't you on the boat?
[03:59] Raji
    Yes. My name's Raji.
[04:02] Raji
    I was just inspecting the land, but...
[04:06] Raji
    I ended up stranded here.
[04:08] Yotsuya
    You should get off the
    mountain while you can.
[04:11] Yotsuya
    Poisonous volcanic gases will probably
    be drifting down here soon.
[04:16] Raji
    Y-Yes, you're right. I'll do that.
[04:20] Raji
    Um, where are you two headed?
[04:22] Torii
    Oh, just...
[04:24] Torii
    to do some hero work.
[04:33] Yotsuya
    That dragon is definitely the one sucking
    the life force out of the islanders.
[04:38] Yotsuya
    But why? And why right now?
[04:43] Torii
    Hey, look!
[04:50] Yotsuya
    Is that...
[04:51] Torii
    There you are, dragon!
[04:53] Torii
    Die!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[05:06] Yotsuya
    Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! No way in hell!
[05:09] Yotsuya
    There's no way I can beat that thing now!
[05:11] Yotsuya
    If I can't beat it, so I won't beat it!
[05:13] Yotsuya
    Is there a way to drive it
    back without beating it?
[05:16] Yotsuya
    What does it want, anyway?
[05:18] Yotsuya
    Sucking out life force...
    to replenish its energy?
[05:22] Yotsuya
    Is this basically how it eats?
[05:24] Yotsuya
    If it is...
[05:25] Yotsuya
    That attack it just used would've
    been a waste of energy.
[05:29] Yotsuya
    There'd be no point in replenishing it.
[05:31] Yotsuya
    Is that why it's staying on the
    mountaintop and not chasing us?
[05:34] Yotsuya
    Which would mean...
[05:37] Yotsuya
    Maybe it's an extremely
    energy-inefficient creature?
[05:43] Yotsuya
    If I zombie myself to get it to
    keep breathing a bunch of fire,
[05:45] Yotsuya
    will it use up its MP and grow weak?
[05:48] Yotsuya
    No...
[05:50] Yotsuya
    That won't work.
[05:51] Yotsuya
    It would suck out all the islanders'
    life force before that.
[05:55] Yotsuya
    What can I do?
[05:58] Yotsuya
    For every type of magic user,
[06:00] Yotsuya
    the closer you are to the target you're
    taking MP from, the better it works.
[06:05] Yotsuya
    If the same rule applies to the dragon...
[06:09] Katz
    They all look even worse than before.
[06:12] Katz
    Why is this happening?
[06:13] Yana
    Someone's castin' magic on 'em.
[06:16] Katz
    Magic?
[06:17] Yana
    Drain magic.
[06:18] Yana
    It's high-level magic that only
    powerful sorcerers can use.
[06:21] Katz
    Yana, Väikedaam can use magic, right?
[06:25] Katz
    Isn't there anything you can do?
[06:27] Katz
    Ow...
[06:28] Yana
    Our magic ain't nearly strong enough to face
    such a high-level magic user head-on.
[06:33] Yana
    If I at least knew the spell,
[06:35] Yana
    I could stop it from suckin'
    out people's strength...
[06:39] Yotsuya
    First, I have to get all the
    islanders away from the island!
[06:42] Yotsuya
    That's the best way to drive
    it back without fighting!
[06:46] Yotsuya
    He's still there?!
[06:54] Yotsuya
    I had to get a little violent...
[06:56] Yotsuya
    But I can't afford to waste any time!
[07:03] Raji
    Well done, Hero. You figured it out.
[07:06] Raji
    You're right.
[07:07] Raji
    I am the Dragon Bishop who
    summoned the Darassuede Dragon.
[07:12] Raji
    There's a canyon up ahead, and you're...
[07:14] Raji
    dropping... me... into... it?!
[07:21] Raji
    Huh?
[07:22] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:24] Both
    Huh?
[07:27] Both
    Huh?
[07:32] Both
    Huh?
[07:34] Both
    Huh?!
[07:37] Raji
    You didn't actually know?!
[07:39] Yotsuya
    Well, I do now!
[07:41] Yotsuya
    I'm not totally sure
    what's going on, but...
[07:43] Yotsuya
    Dragon Bishop?
[07:46] Yotsuya
    Summoned?
[07:48] Yotsuya
    Does that mean...
[07:51] Yotsuya
    You're the one who brought
    the orcs to this island?!
[08:00] Raji
    Apprevio... Exflanma...
[08:06] Yotsuya
    Magic users in this world have to
    recite incantations to use spells!
[08:10] Raji
    Ignisfit...
[08:12] Yotsuya
    So while he's doing that...
[08:13] Raji
    Breath of Fire!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
[08:18] Yotsuya
    That was one quick incantation!
[08:21] Yotsuya
    I'm back!
[08:25] Yotsuya
    I've already been killed three times.
[08:27] Yotsuya
    On top of being an instant kill,
    his magic is way too hard to dodge!
[08:35] Yotsuya
    Go, Torii!
[08:36] Torii
    Take that!
[08:38] Torii
    The bastard dodged it!
[08:39] Yotsuya
    Damn it! Sneak attacks won't work, either?!
[08:42] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[08:43] Torii
    Yo, so... he's an enemy, right?
[08:45] Raji
    Abeavalanche, oledograkiesims...
[08:46] Yotsuya
    Yes, he is, but why did you come here?!
[08:48] Yotsuya
    We could have surrounded him!
[08:50] Yotsuya
    Uh...
[08:52] Raji
    Cold Breath!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[08:58] Raji
    I had heard that heroes don't die.
[09:00] Raji
    This is a waste of my time.
[09:07] Yotsuya
    The ones we really can't allow to
    be attacked are the Väikedaam.
[09:11] Yotsuya
    Wait, is he gonna...
[09:16] Aoiu
    Who's there?!
[09:18] Raji
    Tch, I missed.
[09:19] Aoiu
    Huh? You're... Raji from block three?!
[09:23] Raji
    Aoiu, I have nothing against you,
[09:25] Raji
    but to keep the heroes
    quiet, I need you to die.
[09:29] Raji
    Apprevio... Exflanma... Ignisfit...
[09:32] Raji
    Breath of Fire!
[09:38] Aoiu
    I can't believe Raji turned
    out to be a magic user.
[09:41] Aoiu
    There's no way I'll stand a chance
    against his strength by myself.
[09:46] Aoiu
    Raji from block three...
[09:48] Aoiu
    The child prodigy who learned to stand, walk,
[09:51] Aoiu
    and talk faster than any of the other kids.
[09:53] Aoiu
    He earned everyone's respect
    as a design engineer...
[09:57] Aoiu
    That's right!
[09:58] Aoiu
    The one who started saying
    we should build houses
[10:00] Aoiu
    on the land that the lava
    swallowed up was...
[10:03] (Flashback) Raji
    Yes, it's all right.
[10:05] (Flashback) Raji
    The development of our island is what
    we should all be working toward.
[10:11] Aoiu
    How long...
[10:13] Aoiu
    Tell me!
[10:14] Aoiu
    How long have you been planning all this?!
[10:18] Raji
    Apprevio...
[10:20] Aoiu
    The mastermind was on
    this island all along!
[10:23] Aoiu
    Yet we brought mercenaries out here
    an' waged war on the orcs...
[10:28] Aoiu
    and let so many die.
[10:33] Aoiu
    It's all our fault...
[10:35] Raji
    Ignisfit...
[10:39] Raji
    Breath of Fire!
[10:45] Yotsuya
    Ow, that's hot!
[10:49] Aoiu
    Great Hero?
[10:50] Raji
    I knew you'd show up.
[10:52] Yotsuya
    This way!
[10:55] Aoiu
    Why? Why are you...
[10:59] Aoiu
    After all the awful stuff
    we put you through...
[11:11] Yotsuya
    Aoiu-san.
[11:15] Yotsuya
    I need to ask for a favor.
[11:22] Raji
    Oh?
[11:23] Raji
    You're finally giving up? Then, die now!
[11:27] Raji
    Breath of...
[11:29] Both
    Raji!
[11:31] Both
    Don't move!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    Each component of a Wizard's gear is made with a
    piece of amber containing a part of one of three
    magical bugs, a salamander, a gnome, or a sylphid,
    as a catalyst. The catalyst can boost the strength of
    the magic of all Wizards who touch it. Because
    Väikedaam undergo a slight degree of magic training,
    they also possess a creature magic catalyst.
[11:42] Yotsuya
    Creature magic can increase the
    persuasiveness of one's words.
[11:46] Yotsuya
    My magic and Aoiu-san's might
    not be enough individually,
[11:49] Yotsuya
    but if we use magic with the same catalyst,
    which works as an amplifier...
[12:01] Torii
    Damn it! Don't block it!
[12:06] Yotsuya
    Torii!
[12:07] Yotsuya
    After him!
[12:08] Torii
    R-Right!
[12:14] Aoiu
    When he did that...
[12:18] Aoiu
    I thought you were gonna kiss
    me for a second, Yuusuke...
[12:27] Torii
    What the hell is that? Nobody told
    me there'd be stuff like that!
[12:34] Aoiu
    I ain't never seen it before.
[12:35] Aoiu
    Raji prob'ly dropped it when he ran off.
[12:38] Yotsuya
    Medicine? No... some kind of magic tool?
[12:41] Torii
    Huh?
[12:43] Torii
    I've seen this flashy color
    somewhere before...
[12:48] Torii
    Oh, yeah!
[12:51] Torii
    See?
[12:53] Yotsuya
    "See" what?
[12:57] Yotsuya
    You saw it back then?
[12:58] Torii
    I've got a great memory, huh?
[13:00] Yotsuya
    Took you too long to recall it, though.
[13:04] Katz
    What is it?
[13:05] Yana
    The absorption of power has weakened.
[13:08] Yana
    The flow has changed...
[13:10] Yana
    Could this be...
[13:13] Yana
    It is! No doubt about it!
[13:16] Katz
    Yana?
[13:24] Yana
    There it is!
[13:28] Yana
    The six-star magic circle! I knew it!
[13:30] Katz
    Six-star magic circle?
[13:32] Yana
    Yeah. We gotta erase it!
[13:35] Katz
    Okay!
[13:39] Katz
    I feel a lot better now.
[13:41] Yana
    It ain't over yet, though.
[13:43] Yana
    This magic absorbs life force through
    six magic circles on the island.
[13:48] Katz
    Then, when the flow of that life
    force changed earlier...
[13:51] Yana
    Someone erased one of the
    other magic circles.
[13:54] Yana
    I bet it was Aoiu.
[13:57] Katz
    Then, let's erase the rest ourselves!
[14:00] Yana
    Huh?
[14:00] Yana
    We can hardly erase 'em if we
    don't know where they are.
[14:04] Yana
    We just gonna follow the flow of
    life force and hope we find 'em?
[14:08] Katz
    That won't be necessary.
[14:11] Yana
    Is that Jiffon Island?
[14:13] Katz
    Yes. I made it after I
    arrived on the island.
[14:16] Katz
    I'm good at making maps.
[14:18] Yana
    You're more than good.
    That's the work of a pro.
[14:23] Katz
    Life force is sent to the mountaintop
    through six magic circles...
[14:28] Katz
    Which means they're most likely
    to be near the mountain.
[14:31] Katz
    If they're spaced out evenly,
[14:32] Katz
    and the one we just erased is here...
[14:37] Katz
    Excellent!
[14:38] Katz
    Now I know the radius of the concentric
    circles with the mountain at their center.
[14:43] Katz
    Now if we divide this into six equal
    parts at sixty-degree angles...
[14:48] Katz
    The elevation differences
    make it a challenge,
[14:51] Katz
    but you can't fool these eyes of mine!
[14:55] Katz
    Mapmaking is so much more
    fun than fighting!
[15:00] Yana
    Why is this guy workin'
    as a mercenary, anyway?
[15:02] Katz
    It's done!
[15:04] Katz
    These are the locations
    of the remaining four!
[15:26] Katz
    That takes care of the last one.
[15:28] Yana
    That should remove the magic.
[15:31] Yana
    If this stops it from suckin'
    out the life force...
[15:53] Katz
    What was that sound?
[15:54] Yana
    The dragon's headin' back...
[15:56] Aoiu
    ...toward the mountain.
[16:13] Shindou
    It's over.
[16:19] Shindou
    We won, Cantil-san.
[16:42] Yotsuya
    "I hate this island."
[16:44] Yotsuya
    Even as he said that,
[16:46] Yotsuya
    the one who stopped the boat from burning
    and saved the island's future was...
[16:52] Yotsuya
    Thanza-san...
[17:11] Yotsuya
    Love and hate are two
    sides of the same coin.
[17:14] Yotsuya
    I don't want to admit it,
    but I'm not totally indifferent.
[17:19] Yotsuya
    I...
[17:23] Yotsuya
    I hate humans.
[17:28] Yotsuya
    Thank you for all you did.
[17:40] Torii
    "Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania."
[17:43] Torii
    That clears the quest!
[17:46] Yana
    We're only able to throw this
    festival 'cause of you heroes.
[17:51] Aoiu
    We thank ya on behalf of all the islanders.
[17:53] Yotsuya
    No need for that.
[17:55] Yotsuya
    We only did it to fulfill our own goals.
[17:58] Aoiu
    Still...
[18:00] Aoiu
    We'll never forget!
[18:02] Aoiu
    Everything we've experienced,
    everything we still need to learn...
[18:06] Aoiu
    As Väikedaam, we'll hand it all
    down to the next generation!
[18:13] Yana
    Aoiu, it's time.
[18:15] Aoiu
    Oh... Right.
[18:23] Aoiu
    If only you were from this world,
[18:27] Aoiu
    I would've wanted to retire
    by marrying you...
[18:30] Yotsuya
    Wh-Wha... uh... er...
[18:36] Aoiu
    Well, take care!
[18:45] Torii
    So lame! You're such a virgin!
    Look how shifty you're acting!
[18:55] Toki
    First Kahvel-san, now her...
[18:56] Toki
    Why is a guy like him so
    popular in this world?
[19:00] Shindou
    Who knows? Maybe because
    he's not as reserved here?
[19:04] Hako
    I think it's because he treated
    them like real people.
[19:08] Hako
    Unlike how he treats us.
[19:18] Cantil
    I've been adrift for more than a day.
[19:21] Cantil
    Maybe this is the end of the road for me...
[19:26] Cantil
    Oh!
[19:27] Cantil
    Hey!
[19:29] Raji
    Huh?
[19:30] Raji
    One of the mercenaries from the island?
[19:32] Raji
    They said he was a former general,
[19:34] Raji
    but look how far he's fallen.
[19:41] Raji
    Wha—
[19:43] Fahtina
    Cool!
[19:52] Cantil
    What was that? What in
    the world just happened?
[19:54] Cantil
    And was that powerful magic...
[20:00] Cantil
    You're...
[20:02] Cantil
    The great sorceress Fahtina?
[20:06] Fahtina
    What's this? Have we met?
SIGN    All They Can Do Is Look Up at It
[21:58] Yotsuya
    Nothing beats being in my own hometown.
[22:02] (Flashback) GM
    Now, as your reward for clearing
    the quest, you may ask one ques.
[22:08] (Flashback) Torii
    Hey.
[22:09] (Flashback) Torii
    What was that Dragon Bishop trying to do?
[22:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    That's your question?!
[22:14] (Flashback) GM
    Revive the dragon!
[22:19] (Flashback) GM
    Bye!
[22:19] (Flashback) Torii
    Wait, that's it?
[22:23] Yotsuya
    Revive the dragon...
[22:25] Yotsuya
    So was the scene I saw after clearing
    the third quest a possible future?
[22:35] Yotsuya
    Frankly, at the time, I wouldn't have
    cared if Tokyo had been destroyed,
[22:40] Yotsuya
    but if that future comes to pass...
[22:42] Yotsuya
    this place won't be safe, either.
[22:47] Yotsuya
    He fought until the very end
    to protect his homeland.
[22:53] Yotsuya
    And I...
[22:54] GirlMaster
    Hi.
[22:55] Yotsuya
    Whoa, you scared me!
[22:57] GirlMaster
    One of the people you will meet in
    the near future will be the sixth.
[23:01] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[23:02] GirlMaster
    Bye.
[23:03] Yotsuya
    Hey, hang on!
SIGN    Calling
[23:08] Friend 1
    Hey, Yuusuke!
[23:10] Friend 2
    How've ya been?
[23:12] Yotsuya
    Hey, long time no see.
[23:13] Yotsuya
    Wait, who's this?
[23:15] Friend 1
    Uh...
[23:16] Glenda
    I came here 'cause the
    white girl told me so.
[23:20] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[23:21] Glenda
    Are you Yuusuke Yotsuya?
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Shindou Heads to Hollywood!?
SIGN    The New Hero, Yotsuya's Grandma!
SIGN    The Kingdom of Goldia's
    Three-Round Cooking Contest
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Shindou Heads to Hollywood!?"
[23:28] GM
    "The New Hero, Yotsuya's Grandma!"
[23:30] GM
    and "The Kingdom of Goldia's Three-Round 
    Cooking Contest," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:37] GM
    Shining...