# Season 1
# E1 - Unqualified Heroes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWMGGJ8R/unqualified-heroes)
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**[00:19] Yotsuya**
*I prefer to be alone.*
**[00:25] Yotsuya**
*I hate that city.*
**[00:32] Yotsuya**
*I hate everyone living in that city.*
**[00:50] Yotsuya**
*Even when my life's in danger,*
**[00:53] Yotsuya**
* this place is a million times more*
* exciting than that shithole Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** Tap Card
***SIGN*** Tap Card
**[02:51] Guy**
PE for first period is gonna kill me.
**[02:53] Guy**
Yeah, for real.
**[02:55] Girl**
So I was watching mikkou LIVE yesterday...
**[02:57] Girl**
Oh, I totally fell asleep.
**[02:59] Girl**
Really? That fast?
**[03:01] Teacher**
Nomura Yuuta.
**[03:02] Nomura**
Here.
**[03:03] Teacher**
Hakozaki Kusue...
**[03:05] Teacher**
is sick, so she's out for the day.
**[03:09] Guy**
Hakozaki sure is absent a lot.
**[03:10] Teacher**
Yumiya Youhei.
**[03:11] Yumiya**
Here.
**[03:12] Girl**
She's got some condition that
makes her weak, apparently.
**[03:13] Teacher**
Yuura Yuki.
**[03:14] Yuura**
Here.
**[03:14] Girl**
She always sits out in PE, too.
**[03:15] Teacher**
Morita Takeshi.
**[03:16] Girl**
Hey, did you hear about
Nakata-kun in Class 1?
**[03:16] Morita**
Here.
**[03:18] Teacher**
Morinaga Maiko.
**[03:18] Girl**
He asked Shinnomiya-san out.
**[03:19] Mori**
Here.
**[03:20] Guy**
For real?!
**[03:21] Girl**
That's crazy.
**[03:22] Guy**
That bastard!
**[03:23] Teacher**
If you haven't turned in your future
plans form, you have until tomorrow.
**[03:27] Guy**
Wanna go do some karaoke?
**[03:32] Guy**
Here, see?
**[03:34] Guy**
Whoa, it's Shindou-san.
**[03:36] Guy**
So it's true that she was scouted as
an amateur model for *Petit Lemon*.
**[03:37] Girl**
You got this, Shindou-san!
**[03:40] Guy**
She's cute, she gets good grades...
**[03:44] Guy**
She's, like, perfect.
**[03:57] Toki**
Whoops...
**[04:00] Toki**
Oh, everything's fine!
**[04:03] Toki**
You know, streaming
outdoors is always weird.
***SIGN*** You okay?
**[04:06] Toki**
You have to be aware of the public eye.
***SIGN*** Takes guts. Total respect
**[04:13] Yotsuya**
Yes! Go, go, go!
**[04:15] Yotsuya**
Gotcha!
**[04:18] Yotsuya**
Whew, that was a close one!
***SIGN*** On Duty Yotsuya Yuusuke
**[04:45] Girl**
Shindou-san!
**[04:46] Shindou**
Yep, later.
**[04:51] Yotsuya**
This is it?
**[04:58] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san's amazing.
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
Well, she's definitely hot.
**[05:03] Yotsuya**
* We live in such different worlds,*
* I can't even form an opinion.*
**[05:07] Shindou**
Today's the day, huh?
**[05:09] Hako**
Yeah.
**[05:10] Shindou**
I'm kinda nervous.
**[05:12] Hako**
Me, too.
**[05:14] Yotsuya**
*Doesn't she always skip PE?*
**[05:16] Yotsuya**
*Did those two ever hang out before?*
**[05:21] Yotsuya**
*Wh-What was that about?*
**[05:27] Teacher**
You're the only one who hasn't turned
in your future plans form, Yotsuya.
**[05:33] Teacher**
You're a fast runner.
**[05:35] Teacher**
If you'd joined the track team, you could've
gotten into an athletic high school.
**[05:38] Yotsuya**
Yeah...
**[05:46] Yotsuya**
*Those two again?*
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
*It's pretty rare to see them together.*
**[05:50] Teacher**
Isn't there anything you really want to do?
**[05:54] Yotsuya**
*I want to get home and play more of my game.*
**[05:57] Yotsuya**
I've been thinking about it,
but there's really nothing.
**[06:00] Yotsuya**
*I don't care about this stupid school.*
**[06:02] Teacher**
You never say what you
really want to say, do you?
***SIGN*** Yuusuke
**[06:06] Teacher**
You won't make it through high school if
you don't have friends you can open up to.
**[06:10] Yotsuya**
*Wow, he knows. I'm impressed.*
**[06:13] Yotsuya**
Yeah, I guess not...
**[06:16] Yotsuya**
I'll find a regular academic high
school to list as my first choice.
**[06:19] Teacher**
Just make sure you get it in by tomorrow.
**[06:22] Yotsuya**
Yes, sir.
**[06:24] Yotsuya**
*Gotta get home to my game.*
**[06:26] Yotsuya**
Oh, I'll lock up. I'm on duty today, so—
**[06:32] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[06:33] Yotsuya**
*When did they leave?*
**[06:58] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[07:18] Yotsuya**
Wh-What the heck just happened?
**[07:29] Yotsuya**
What the hell?!
**[07:33] Yotsuya**
Shit! What's going on?!
**[07:35] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[07:37] Shindou**
Sweet! We've finally got a guy!
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san?!
**[07:41] Yotsuya**
And... uh...
**[07:45] Hako**
I'm Hakozaki.
**[07:49] Yotsuya**
What the hell is this?
**[07:51] Yotsuya**
What the hell is this?
What the hell *is* this?
**[07:52] Shindou**
Okay, so a weirdo with only half
a face is about to show up.
**[07:56] Shindou**
Don't panic. Just listen to him.
**[07:57] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:58] GM**
Nice to meet. Greetings to.
**[08:04] GM**
Call me Game Master, if you plea.
**[08:08] GM**
Glad to make your acquain.
**[08:11] Yotsuya**
Your head... Your head! Your head is...
**[08:13] GM**
I will now explain the rules to.
**[08:16] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[08:17] GM**
These are the instructions
for the new member of the.
**[08:22] GM**
You'll all be doing this togeth.
**[08:25] Yotsuya**
Wait, what?! Hang on a minute!
**[08:26] Shindou**
Listen, Yotsuya-kun.
**[08:27] GM**
Your quest is.
***SIGN*** Fulfill the village chief's request.
(Time limit: 14 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[08:30] GM**
Fulfill the village chief's request
within the fourteen-day time lim.
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
Don't just move all this along on your own!
**[08:37] Shindou**
I told you, just listen!
**[08:39] GM**
The monsters in this world will be
ready and raring to kill all of.
**[08:44] Yotsuya**
Just wait a sec!
**[08:45] Shindou**
I told you...
**[08:46] Yotsuya**
But I mean—
**[08:47] Shindou**
Just listen!
**[08:48] Yotsuya**
Ow...
**[08:49] Yotsuya**
Huh? That didn't hurt...
**[08:52] GM**
Eight steps left until the quest is comp.
***SIGN*** Quest Completion Strategy
***SIGN*** Defeat 1 goblin
***SIGN*** Discover 2 settlements
***SIGN*** Fulfill the village chief's request
**[08:55] GM**
Upon completion of each step,
one new member will join your party,
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[08:59] GM**
until you reach the last step,
which you must complete with ten mem.
**[09:04] Yotsuya**
Strategy? Complete?
**[09:06] GM**
Ask your two companions later about
the rewards you earn after each.
**[09:12] GM**
Shindou Iu.
**[09:15] GM**
Wizard (Wind).
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Wizard (Wind) Rank 3
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 106 0 l 106 118 l 0 118
***SIGN*** Health > 83%
Upper Body > 83%
Lower Body > 83%
Involuntary
Muscle > 83%
Strength > 83%
***SIGN*** Can use wind magic.
***SIGN*** Wind 30 x 120%
**[09:20] GM**
Hakozaki Kusue.
**[09:23] GM**
Warrior (Sword).
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
**[09:25] ---**
m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** Health > 220%
Upper Body > 190%
Lower Body > 180%
Involuntary
Muscle > 170%
Strength > 190%
**[09:28] GM**
And what is the occupation of the
third player, Yotsuya Yuusuke?
**[09:35] Yotsuya**
I see those on TV all the time!
**[09:37] Shindou**
Please be a warrior! Please be a warrior!
**[09:38] Yotsuya**
Wait, what? Is this that important?
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword)
***SIGN*** Hunter
***SIGN*** Farmer
**[09:42] GM**
A farmer.
**[09:45] Yotsuya**
Huh? Wha?
**[09:46] GM**
Well, until we meet ag.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Farmer Rank 1
**[09:52] ---**
m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
***SIGN*** Health > 150%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 110%
Involuntary
Muscle > 120%
Strength > 150%
***SIGN*** Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[09:53] Yotsuya**
So, um...
**[09:55] Hako**
A farmer...
**[09:56] Shindou**
There should be limits on
what's considered super rare.
**[09:58] Yotsuya**
Will someone please tell me what's going on?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 255 0 l 255 168 l 0 168
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Occupation: Farmer Lv. 1
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
***SIGN*** Composition: Iron, wood
***SIGN*** Effects: -50% strength when attacking anything
but plants
***SIGN*** Regeneration Time: 5 days
**[10:08] Yotsuya**
Were you two brought here
without warning, too?
**[10:12] Shindou**
It was just me first.
**[10:14] Shindou**
I managed to complete the first
quest and return to our world,
**[10:18] Shindou**
and then the Game Master
instructed me to do another quest.
**[10:21] Yotsuya**
You still get quests,
even after returning home?
**[10:24] Hako**
Um, then Shindou-san came to me and...
**[10:27] (Flashback) Shindou**
Hakozaki-san!
**[10:33] (Flashback) Shindou**
Would you be my friend?
**[10:37] (Flashback) Hako**
What?
**[10:40] Yotsuya**
Your friend?
**[10:41] Shindou**
The Game Master instructed me
to become friends with Kusue.
**[10:49] Shindou**
Then, the next time I came to this world,
**[10:52] Shindou**
Kusue was here.
**[10:59] Shindou**
We made it back again,
**[11:01] Shindou**
and this time, he instructed Kusue
and I to end up alone with you,
**[11:05] Shindou**
so I guessed you'd be next.
**[11:09] Yotsuya**
*So that's how it happened.*
**[11:11] Shindou**
I figured you'd be around to lock up on
a day you were on duty, so it'd be easy,
**[11:16] Shindou**
but you just kept getting lectured.
**[11:19] Yotsuya**
Wh-What could I do about that?
**[11:22] Shindou**
I was starting to freak out.
**[11:23] Hako**
Me, too. I was so relieved
when the teacher finally left.
**[11:28] Yotsuya**
*Well, it's clear now that this isn't a dream.*
**[11:32] Shindou**
What weapons do you have?
**[11:33] Yotsuya**
Weapons?
**[11:34] Shindou**
Try squinting.
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regeneration Time: 5 days
**[11:37] Yotsuya**
Oh!
**[11:39] Shindou**
Now touch it.
**[11:40] Shindou**
You can control it like a smartphone.
**[11:42] Yotsuya**
Oh... Oh! Oh!
**[11:45] Shindou**
The only things you can keep as
weapons are the things you see there.
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regeneration Time: 5 days
***SIGN*** Sickle
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regeneration Time: 5 days
**[11:52] Yotsuya**
It came out!
**[11:53] Yotsuya**
It's tiny!
**[11:56] Yotsuya**
*A hoe and a sickle...*
**[11:57] Yotsuya**
*Oh. Because I'm a farmer, I guess.*
**[12:01] Yotsuya**
*So is this a virtual space?*
**[12:03] Yotsuya**
*Like a video game world?*
**[12:06] Yotsuya**
What's that?
**[12:07] Shindou**
Oh, it's a log point.
**[12:09] Yotsuya**
Log?
**[12:10] Shindou**
Yeah. They sometimes store scenes from
events that have already happened.
**[12:14] Shindou**
You can view them by touching it.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** This is impossible.
I can't fight or anything...
**[12:20] (Flashback) Text/Hako**
This is impossible.
I can't fight or anything...
**[12:24] (Flashback) Text/Shindou**
It'll be fine.
I managed the first quest on my own.
***SIGN*** It'll be fine. I managed the first quest on my own.
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[12:28] (Flashback) Text/Shindou**
Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
***SIGN*** Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
**[12:31] Hako**
This is from right after
I came to this world!
**[12:33] Hako**
D-Don't watch it!
**[12:36] Shindou**
That's what I told Kusue,
**[12:38] Shindou**
but I was so panicked, at first,
I couldn't do anything for a whole day.
**[12:42] Shindou**
Then, when I finally realized
that this was reality,
**[12:45] Shindou**
I guess I just made up my mind.
**[12:47] Hako**
Um... I really feel a lot better
having you here, Yotsuya-kun.
**[12:52] Yotsuya**
So basically, if we complete quests here,
**[12:55] Yotsuya**
we can go back to the
city we came from, right?
**[13:00] Yotsuya**
*Back to that city?*
**[13:02] Shindou**
Incoming!
**[13:03] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[13:04] Shindou**
They're goblins.
**[13:05] Yotsuya**
Goblin?
**[13:07] Yotsuya**
*They definitely look the part.*
**[13:10] Yotsuya**
* I might not be okay with any*
* of this, but fine! Bring it on!*
**[13:14] Yotsuya**
My adventure begins now!
**[13:19] Yotsuya**
Ah! It broke!
**[13:20] Shindou**
He's useless!
**[13:22] Yotsuya**
W-Well, you're a wizard and
a warrior, aren't you?!
**[13:25] Yotsuya**
Why are you just watching?!
**[13:28] Shindou**
Wind!
**[13:33] Yotsuya**
Uh, and?
**[13:34] Shindou**
All wind magic does is move the air.
**[13:37] Shindou**
And my level's low, so that's all I can do.
**[13:39] Yotsuya**
The hell?!
**[13:41] Yotsuya**
But maybe a sword...
**[13:43] Hako**
I-I'm scared...
**[13:44] Yotsuya**
Oh, come on.
**[13:47] Yotsuya**
That's not how you use that!
**[13:50] Yotsuya**
*It's mine!*
**[13:52] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[13:53] Shindou**
That won't work.
**[13:54] Shindou**
Weapons can only be picked up
by the user they're assigned to.
**[13:58] Yotsuya**
This feels more and more like a game.
**[14:00] Yotsuya**
But...
**[14:02] Yotsuya**
I still have my hoe!
**[14:04] Yotsuya**
It broke!
**[14:10] Yotsuya**
*Wait, seriously?*
**[14:12] Yotsuya**
*Am I... gonna... die?*
**[14:24] Yotsuya**
*Is that me?*
**[14:28] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san?!
**[14:33] Yotsuya**
What do I—
**[14:40] Yotsuya**
I came back to life?
**[14:41] Shindou**
Don't worry. You always
come back after 30 seconds.
**[14:44] Yotsuya**
And you couldn't have told me this before?!
**[14:47] Yotsuya**
* Well, if dying doesn't matter,*
* there'll always be a way to win.*
**[14:51] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san!
**[14:52] Yotsuya**
Help me out!
**[14:55] Shindou**
Wind!
**[14:59] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[15:00] Yotsuya**
On it!
**[15:07] Yotsuya**
I just need to keep chipping
away at them as they fight me!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Revived
**[15:14] Shindou**
Well done.
**[15:19] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun's plan worked out.
**[15:21] Shindou**
Yeah. Guess I misjudged him.
**[15:23] Shindou**
Pretty sad way to do the job, though.
**[15:24] Yotsuya**
Are you praising me or insulting me?
Pick one and stick with it.
**[15:27] Yotsuya**
Anyway, I'm impressed you handled
that on your own before.
**[15:31] Shindou**
Yeah, well...
***SIGN*** <>
**[15:39] Shindou**
The first time...
**[15:41] Shindou**
and the second time...
***SIGN*** <>
**[15:42] Shindou**
were both things we could handle
if we stuck to it long enough,
**[15:44] (Flashback) Shindou**
Ten more seconds...
C'mon, Kusue, wake up!
**[15:45] Shindou**
as long as one of us was alive.
**[15:49] Yotsuya**
So what happens if all of us die?
**[15:51] Shindou**
What? I didn't tell you?
**[15:54] Shindou**
If we all die, we die for real.
**[15:58] Yotsuya**
We die... for real?
**[16:07] Yotsuya**
So the areas we've been through
once show up on the map.
**[16:11] Shindou**
Yeah.
**[16:12] Shindou**
Should we go to the village
in the west tomorrow?
**[16:15] Shindou**
It's close.
**[16:16] Hako**
I hope the request isn't too difficult.
***SIGN*** Broken Hoe
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regenerates in 5 days
***SIGN*** Broken Sickle
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 54 l 0 54
***SIGN*** Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
Composition: Iron, wood
Effects: -50% strength when attacking
anything but plants
Regenerates in 5 days
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
It's gonna take five days
for them to regenerate?
**[16:23] Yotsuya**
Oh, what's the reward we
get for completing quests?
**[16:27] Yotsuya**
He told me to ask you two.
**[16:30] Shindou**
Well, you get the right to ask
the Game Master one question.
**[16:33] Yotsuya**
That's garbage!
**[16:34] Shindou**
When I finished the first one,
I asked him why I was chosen, and...
**[16:39] (Flashback) GM**
Someone you know requested.
**[16:44] Hako**
After the second one, I asked,
"Who are you people?"
**[16:49] (Flashback) GM**
We come from a future most dist.
**[16:53] Yotsuya**
The future...
and someone you know... really?
**[17:00] Yotsuya**
Well, anyway...
**[17:03] Yotsuya**
I'll keep watch first.
**[17:05] Shindou**
Okay.
**[17:07] Yotsuya**
*What question would I ask him?*
**[17:18] Yotsuya**
*So if we all die, we die for real?*
**[17:22] Yotsuya**
* Does that mean we'd be dead*
* in the real world, too?*
**[17:27] Yotsuya**
I don't really get it, but we
definitely need to avoid that.
**[17:31] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[17:33] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun! Yotsuya-kun!
**[17:35] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san?!
**[17:40] Hako**
Yo... Yotsuya-kun...
**[17:44] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san?! What happened?!
**[18:04] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[18:05] Shindou**
Run! We can't win this one!
**[18:12] Yotsuya**
*It ate her...*
**[18:20] Yotsuya**
*If I die, it's all over!*
**[18:24] Yotsuya**
*Thirty seconds until Hakozaki-san revives!*
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san!
**[18:28] Yotsuya**
*Can she hear me?!*
**[18:30] Yotsuya**
We'll head for the village first!
**[18:33] Yotsuya**
* A wooden stick is useless against that!*
* What's she thinking?!*
**[18:36] Yotsuya**
*This is something we can't fight!*
**[18:45] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[18:46] Yotsuya**
Your left hand isn't regenerating?
**[18:48] Hako**
Um... I think it's because it was eaten.
**[18:52] Yotsuya**
Then, Shindou-san...
probably won't revive, will she?
**[18:56] Hako**
Huh?!
**[18:56] Yotsuya**
*Seriously? If they both die, it's over!*
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Farmer Rank 4
**[19:00] ---**
m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 120 l 0 120
***SIGN*** Health > 154%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 204%
Involuntary
Muscle > 114%
Strength > 154%
***SIGN*** Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[19:01] Yotsuya**
*I have zero attack power,*
**[19:03] Yotsuya**
*and Hakozaki-san just has no power at all.*
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
**[19:03] ---**
m 0 0 l 126 0 l 126 122 l 0 122
***SIGN*** Health > 220%
Upper Body > 190%
Lower Body > 180%
Involuntary
Muscle > 170%
Strength > 190%
**[19:06] Yotsuya**
* It's no use. We'll have*
* to ignore that giant thing*
**[19:09] Yotsuya**
*and complete the quest without Shindou-san.*
**[19:14] Villager**
It's the heroes! The heroes are here!
**[19:18] Yotsuya**
What "heroes"?
**[19:20] Hako**
Apparently, that's what
we're called in this world.
**[19:24] Yotsuya**
It really is a game.
**[19:26] Thecus**
Yay! Heroes!
**[19:28] Girl**
Heroes!
**[19:29] Thecus**
My name's Thecus!
**[19:31] Yotsuya**
Oh, uh, hi there.
**[19:32] Thecus**
Man, heroes are so cool!
**[19:35] Yotsuya**
*I'm just a farmer, though...*
**[19:37] Thecus**
I wanna be strong like a hero, too!
**[19:41] Yotsuya**
*One of us just got eaten, though...*
**[19:44] Chief**
I am the village chief.
**[19:46] Yotsuya**
Hello.
**[19:47] Yotsuya**
Um, so... What was your request?
**[19:50] Chief**
Well, a monster called a troll has
shown up just outside the village.
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
* Wait a minute! He's not talking*
* about that thing, is he?!*
**[19:58] Chief**
It looks like this.
**[19:59] Chief**
Please defeat this troll
and save our village!
**[20:02] Yotsuya**
*We're dead.*
**[20:05] Yotsuya**
U-Um... you've never even
defeated a goblin, right?
**[20:10] Hako**
Uh... that's right.
**[20:12] Hako**
My sword just doesn't seem to hit them.
**[20:14] Yotsuya**
*No kidding. You were just throwing it.*
**[20:17] Hako**
I don't think Iu-chan can revive,
since she's inside the troll.
**[20:22] Hako**
We have to find a way to save her...
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
*She's useless.*
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
* Why couldn't Shindou-san have*
* been the one I got stuck with?*
**[20:33] Hako**
Um, Yotsuya-kun?
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
You stay here in the village.
**[20:39] Hako**
Huh?
**[20:40] Yotsuya**
I'm going to go raise my rank.
**[20:42] Yotsuya**
Later.
**[20:44] Hako**
Wait!
**[20:48] Hako**
But... I want to save Iu-chan, too...
**[20:52] Yotsuya**
Sorry, but...
**[20:54] Yotsuya**
If you die on me now...
**[20:59] Yotsuya**
I'm the one who'll be put through hell.
**[21:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Okay! Go, go, go!
**[21:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
You're not getting away!
**[21:09] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Die! Die!
**[21:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Die, die, die!
**[21:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
**[21:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yes!
**[21:27] Yotsuya**
*Even when my life's in danger,*
**[21:30] Yotsuya**
* this place is a million times more*
* exciting than that shithole Tokyo.*
***SIGN*** Unqualified Heroes
***SIGN*** Subquest
Roulette
**[23:10] GM**
Today's subquest is...
**[23:13] GM**
Bam!
***SIGN*** Attempt voice recording!
**[23:15] Shindou**
I am the village chief.
***SIGN*** Shindou
Attempting voice recording!
***SIGN*** Chief
**[23:16] Yotsuya**
Hey, that's pretty good, Shindou-san!
***SIGN*** Chief
**[23:18] Shindou**
Well, a monster called a troll has
shown up just outside the village.
**[23:22] Shindou**
Please defeat this troll
and save our village!
**[23:25] GM**
Yotsuya Yuusuke will be next to attempt.
**[23:28] Yotsuya**
Is it gonna be the chief again?
**[23:30] Yotsuya**
Too easy.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya
Attempting voice recording!
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[23:31] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san!
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[23:33] Yotsuya**
Would you be my friend?
**[23:36] GM**
That was creepy, so you fail the chall.
**[23:37] Yotsuya**
Well, what do you want me to do?!
# E2 - This City I Hate So Much
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G607VVKGR/this-city-i-hate-so-much)
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**[00:13] (Flashback) Shindou**
Huh?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun, you haven't turned in your
future plans form yet, have you?
**[00:20] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Oh... y-yeah, uh...
**[00:22] (Flashback) Hako**
That's right. I heard the
teacher mention that.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
So... what are your plans, Shindou-san?
**[00:27] (Flashback) Shindou**
I haven't decided what
job I want or anything,
**[00:29] (Flashback) Shindou**
but I'm going to Morokoshi High
School of Science and Technology.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Shindou**
Same school Kusue's going to.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Oh...
**[00:35] (Flashback) Hako**
Kusue's thought further
ahead than that, isn't that right?
**[00:38] (Flashback) Hako**
I want to attend a college with
a pharmaceutical department.
**[00:41] (Flashback) Hako**
I'm hoping... for a career in
pharmaceutical research...
**[00:46] (Flashback) Hako**
Oh, gosh, why is this so embarrassing?
**[00:48] (Flashback) Shindou**
There's nothing to be embarrassed about!
**[00:50] (Flashback) Shindou**
You can do it for sure, Kusue!
**[00:51] Hako**
*Huh...*
**[00:52] (Flashback) Hako**
You think so?
**[00:53] (Flashback) Shindou**
Yeah! Let's go for it!
**[02:27] Yotsuya**
Okay, time to find some goblins.
**[02:32] (Flashback) Chief**
Please defeat this troll
and save our village!
**[02:37] Yotsuya**
At my current rank...
**[02:39] (Flashback) Shindou**
Run! We can't win this one!
**[02:46] Yotsuya**
At my rank, forget defeating it.
**[02:49] Yotsuya**
I'd only end up feeding
it, like Shindou-san.
**[02:53] Yotsuya**
I need to beat some weak monsters
and raise my rank a bit.
**[03:01] Yotsuya**
A log point?
**[03:07] Shindou**
Hey.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** If we get a guy on our team in the next round, who do you want it to be?
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** This guy named Yamada-kun.
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Oh, the guy who went to the nationals in judo...
***SIGN*** Wait, that's not what I mean.
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** I mean the guy you like.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** I hate all guys...
***SIGN*** What? Why?
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Well, they're all childish and violent, and they talk about pervy stuff... I hate it.
***SIGN*** Aw, you're such a little kid. I guess that goes for both of us, though.
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Mine would be...
***SIGN*** Yotsuya-kun.
**[03:41] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[03:43] Yotsuya**
No, wait.
**[03:44] Yotsuya**
That's right!
**[03:45] Yotsuya**
There are two Yotsuyas in our grade!
***SIGN*** Which one?
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Well, um...
***SIGN*** That one.
**[04:00] Yotsuya**
Wait! I didn't get to hear it!
**[04:03] Yotsuya**
Which one did she say?!
**[04:05] Yotsuya**
*But my odds are fifty-fifty.*
**[04:08] Yotsuya**
* And I'm basically in a harem scenario*
* with two girls right now!*
**[04:12] Yotsuya**
* Depending on what happens,*
* one of them might confess to me.*
**[04:15] Yotsuya**
*All right!*
**[04:18] Yotsuya**
Time to get busy!
**[04:25] Yotsuya**
A forest with a view of the town...
**[04:28] Yotsuya**
This takes me back.
**[04:43] Yotsuya**
Ah, they came to me themselves, huh?
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[04:57] Yotsuya**
*Every time I remember those days...*
**[05:01] Yotsuya**
*everything in my mind goes black with rage.*
**[05:02] (Flashback) Teacher**
This is Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun.
**[05:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I-I just moved here from Kumamoto.
**[05:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
M-My name's Y-Yotsuya Y-Yuusuke.
**[05:18] Yotsuya**
I missed one! Damn it!
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
Calm down, man. Don't get so heated.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Farmer Rank 9
**[05:27] ---**
m 0 0 l 142 0 l 142 138 l 0 138
***SIGN*** Health > 150%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 110%
Involuntary
Muscle > 120%
Strength > 150%
***SIGN*** Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[05:27] Yotsuya**
Rank 9...
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Farmer Rank 9
**[05:28] ---**
m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 148 l 0 148
***SIGN*** Health > 150%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 110%
Involuntary
Muscle > 120%
Strength > 150%
***SIGN*** Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[05:28] Yotsuya**
And so close to 10.
**[05:30] Yotsuya**
If I hadn't missed one, I might've made it.
**[05:34] Yotsuya**
But seriously, isn't there
a way to change jobs?
**[05:38] Yotsuya**
I'm not stuck in this one forever, am I?
**[05:42] Yotsuya**
Nah.
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
If there are that many
different jobs available,
**[05:46] Yotsuya**
there must be a way!
**[05:49] Yotsuya**
I just wish I had some kind of blade.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
**[05:52] ---**
m 0 0 l 142 0 l 142 138 l 0 138
***SIGN*** Health > 220%
Upper Body > 190%
Lower Body > 180%
Involuntary
Muscle > 170%
Strength > 190%
**[05:53] Yotsuya**
If Hakozaki-san's the only
one who can use a sword,
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
there's no point in even having one.
**[05:58] Yotsuya**
*I thought she hated guys...*
**[06:01] Yotsuya**
God, I really wanna be a warri—
**[06:04] Yotsuya**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[06:06] Yotsuya**
Wait, Hakozaki-san died?!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[06:08] Yotsuya**
What the hell is she doing?
Isn't she in the village?
**[06:13] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[06:17] Yotsuya**
Wasn't our quest to...
***SIGN*** Fulfill the village chief's request
**[06:22] Yotsuya**
*So we... failed the quest?*
**[06:27] Yotsuya**
*And what happens if we fail?*
**[06:29] Yotsuya**
*Do we all die?*
**[06:31] Yotsuya**
* Well, regardless!*
* I have to get to the village!*
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[06:40] Yotsuya**
She's staying dead!
**[06:42] Yotsuya**
Seriously? So Hakozaki-san was eaten, too?!
**[06:45] Yotsuya**
Which means...
**[06:46] Yotsuya**
If I die, it'll be for real!
**[06:53] Yotsuya**
Where are the villagers?
**[06:56] Yotsuya**
Anyone here?!
**[07:02] Yotsuya**
A log point!
**[07:05] Yotsuya**
Please, tell me something useful!
***SIGN*** Thecus
***SIGN*** Hey, lady, why do you keep doing practice swings?
***SIGN*** Huff... huff...
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Well, in my own world, I can't do any strenuous exercise because of my illness...
***SIGN*** So this is my first time swinging something this heavy around...
***SIGN*** Thecus
***SIGN*** Your own world?
***SIGN*** I have to take expensive medicine
every month to prevent flare-ups...
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** I know my mom and dad wanted to have a second child, but with me...
***SIGN*** But here, I can move as much as I want without worrying about my illness,
***SIGN*** and I might even be able to get a little stronger.
***SIGN*** But still, all I do is slow the other two down...
***SIGN*** I'm always...
***SIGN*** Ever since I was born, I've been a burden on so many people.
***SIGN*** I have to be, just to stay alive.
***SIGN*** So... I want to help everyone now, while I'm healthy...
***SIGN*** That's why I...
***SIGN*** Wow, sorry. What were you asking about?
***SIGN*** I know none of that made any sense...
***SIGN*** But I'm gonna work hard.
***SIGN*** If anything happens, I'll keep everyone safe.
**[08:23] Yotsuya**
*I've...*
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
* I've been thinking of nothing but*
* myself since I came here, haven't I?*
***SIGN*** It's the troll!
***SIGN*** Everybody, run! I'll buy you some time!
**[08:36] Yotsuya**
*No, that's not it.*
**[08:38] Yotsuya**
*It's not just since coming here.*
**[08:49] Yotsuya**
*I've always been that way.*
***SIGN*** Get to safety outside the vil—
***SIGN*** S-Stop!
***SIGN*** Shield!
***SIGN*** Help...
***SIGN*** Help me,
***SIGN*** Yotsuya-kun...
**[09:37] Yotsuya**
*I...*
**[09:43] Yotsuya**
*What do I do? Should I fi—*
**[09:44] Yotsuya**
*No, I have to run!*
**[09:48] Yotsuya**
*I can't die now!*
**[09:59] Yotsuya**
*I-I'm gonna die! I'm dead!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 255 0 l 255 168 l 0 168
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►When a hero dies, they will revive after a certain period of time, and the damage they took will be restored in half that time. However, if one dies in a situation in which they would immediately die again upon revival, such as by drowning in the ocean, their countdown clock will stop.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Let's all meet back here after
we graduate from high school
**[10:14] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
and dig up this time capsule together!
**[10:17] (Flashback) All**
Okay!
**[10:18] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I promise I'll come back!
**[10:19] (Flashback) Kid**
Yeah! We'll be waitin' for ya!
**[10:22] Yotsuya**
*After graduating from high school...*
**[10:25] (Flashback) Hako**
I'm hoping... for a career in
pharmaceutical research...
**[10:29] Yotsuya**
*Huh...*
**[10:31] Yotsuya**
*I never cared.*
**[10:34] Yotsuya**
*It wasn't even on my radar...*
**[10:37] (Flashback) Hako**
Ever since I was born, I've been
a burden on so many people.
**[10:41] (Flashback) Hako**
I have to be, just to stay alive.
**[10:43] (Flashback) Hako**
So...
**[10:45] Yotsuya**
*Until that moment.*
**[10:49] Yotsuya**
*What the hell?*
**[10:51] Yotsuya**
* A kid whose drug costs have been a*
* burden on her parents wants a job*
**[10:55] Yotsuya**
*in pharmaceutical research?*
**[10:57] Yotsuya**
*How obvious can you get?*
**[10:58] Yotsuya**
* That's the epitome of a cry*
* for sympathy, damn it!*
**[11:03] Yotsuya**
*And even* you *are stronger than me?*
**[11:06] Yotsuya**
* Like hell I'm gonna let*
* someone like that die*
**[11:10] Yotsuya**
*at the end of some insane parallel world!*
**[11:13] Yotsuya**
*Fine! I'll kick it up one more gear!*
**[11:17] Yotsuya**
* There's no way I'm letting someone*
* who's stronger than me die!*
**[11:24] Yotsuya**
*Not then...*
**[11:26] Yotsuya**
*and not now!*
**[11:37] Yotsuya**
*His dash only lets him jump like a frog?*
**[11:42] Yotsuya**
*Then...*
**[11:43] Yotsuya**
* If I change direction*
* the moment he jumps...*
**[11:46] Yotsuya**
*He can't get me!*
**[11:49] Yotsuya**
*As long as I keep moving, I can shake him!*
**[11:51] Yotsuya**
*I just have to keep moving!*
**[12:01] Yotsuya**
There's no point...
**[12:05] Yotsuya**
in just running away!
**[12:10] Yotsuya**
I need a way to attack him somehow...
**[12:15] Yotsuya**
*Shi—*
**[12:22] Yotsuya**
Go up!
**[12:33] Yotsuya**
*He stopped?*
**[12:37] GM**
Congratula.
**[12:39] GM**
Your job rank has reached 10.
**[12:41] Yotsuya**
Yes! I took a gamble and won!
**[12:44] Yotsuya**
Wait... Game Master, your voice sounds—
**[12:47] GM**
And now it's time to spin the
wheel for the job roul.
***SIGN*** Job
Roulette
**[12:51] Yotsuya**
Not so fast! I wanted to bask
in my victory for a minute!
**[12:55] Yotsuya**
Oh, whatever.
**[12:56] Yotsuya**
Something with a blade, please!
A warrior!
**[12:59] Yotsuya**
Just let me use a blade!
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword)
***SIGN*** Hunter
**[13:01] GM**
Bam!
**[13:03] GM**
A chef.
***SIGN*** Chef
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Chef Rank 1
**[13:06] ---**
m 0 0 l 285 0 l 285 270 l 0 270
**[13:06] ---**
m 0 0 l 280 0 l 280 280 l 0 280
***SIGN*** Health > 140%
Upper Body > 195%
Lower Body > 120%
Involuntary
Muscle > 120%
Strength > 142.5%
***SIGN*** ∙Rank up bonus:
(former ability-100)/2 is
added to each value
sequentially.
∙Can gain internal knowledge
of all common beasts and
rank C or lower monsters,
as well as methods for
cooking them.
∙Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[13:06] GM**
You have gained the following skills
in addition to those you had bef.
**[13:10] Yotsuya**
Weak...
**[13:12] Yotsuya**
No, wait...
***SIGN*** Cooking Tool: Overall Rank 3 Composition: Iron, wood Effects: -20% sharpness when attacking anything but animals or plants +100% strength when attacking bone Regeneration Time: 3 days
***SIGN*** Sickle
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** Kitchen Knife
***SIGN*** Cooking Tool: Overall Rank 2 Composition: Iron, wood Effects: -20% sharpness when attacking anything but animals or plants Regeneration Time: 3 days
***SIGN*** Chopper
**[13:15] Yotsuya**
I got my blade!
**[13:21] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[13:23] Yotsuya**
Is this...
**[13:25] ---**
m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 400 l 0 400
***SIGN*** ∙Rank up bonus:
(former ability-100)/2 is
added to each value
sequentially.
∙Can gain internal knowledge
of all common beasts and
rank C or lower monsters,
as well as methods for
cooking them.
∙Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[13:28] Yostuya**
one of my chef skills?
**[13:30] GM**
I will now return the flow of time to norm.
**[13:33] GM**
I bid you fare.
**[13:35] Yotsuya**
Your stomach...
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
is here!
**[13:39] Yotsuya**
His skin's so tough!
**[13:42] Yotsuya**
Get through to his stomach!
**[13:50] Yotsuya**
How was that?!
**[13:56] Yotsuya**
Yes! I can work with this!
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN***
Reviving in
***SIGN*** Revived
***SIGN*** Revived
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
**[14:07] Yotsuya**
It worked... It worked!
**[14:10] Shindou**
What a relief.
**[14:11] Shindou**
I wanted to revive, but I'd just
die again inside his stomach,
**[14:15] Shindou**
so I was totally stuck.
**[14:17] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun, you saved us.
**[14:20] Yotsuya**
Uh... y-yeah, I guess...
**[14:22] Shindou**
Wait, are you wearing different clothes?
**[14:25] Yotsuya**
Oh... My job changed. I'm a chef now.
**[14:28] Shindou**
What? A chef?
**[14:30] Yotsuya**
A-Anyway, I figured out this
guy's attack pattern!
**[14:35] Yotsuya**
Over here! Hey!
**[14:38] Yotsuya**
If you change direction the moment
he jumps, you can dodge him!
**[14:43] Shindou**
That's too much moving around.
**[14:45] Shindou**
With my stats, that would
only work once or twice.
**[14:48] Yotsuya**
Not true, actually!
**[14:55] Shindou**
He's getting tired, too!
From the blood loss?
**[14:58] Yotsuya**
A body that size can only
handle so much jumping!
**[15:01] Shindou**
Let's go, Kusue.
**[15:03] Hako**
R-Right!
**[15:06] Yotsuya**
Damn, his muscles are so hard!
**[15:10] Yotsuya**
A lot of good that knowledge does us.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[15:15] Yotsuya**
All right!
**[15:16] Yotsuya**
*What we need is an attack*
**[15:19] Yotsuya**
* strong enough to get through*
* a troll's defense...*
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[15:22] Yotsuya**
Back again!
**[15:27] Yotsuya**
*...and none of us has that.*
**[15:36] Shindou**
It seems like we're dying
less often now, at least.
**[15:39] Yotsuya**
I guess we're getting used
to the way this guy moves.
**[15:43] Hako**
E-Even if we're dying less, if we can't
beat him, we'll still eventually...
**[15:55] (Flashback) Shindou**
All wind magic does is move the air.
**[15:58] (Flashback) Shindou**
And my level's low,
so that's all I can do.
**[16:04] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san...
**[16:05] Shindou**
Huh?
**[16:06] Yotsuya**
I'll try to land an attack inside
his body through his wound.
**[16:10] Yotsuya**
So if you could...
**[16:13] Shindou**
Right, got it.
**[16:18] Yotsuya**
* His attack range is basically from*
* his elbow to his fingertips.*
**[16:22] Yotsuya**
*So...*
**[16:23] Yotsuya**
* I'll sacrifice myself to*
* dive into his belly!*
**[16:30] Yotsuya**
*And now...*
**[16:32] Yotsuya**
*he should stop moving!*
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[16:44] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
So if you could...
**[16:48] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Launch a blast of air...
**[16:52] Shindou**
Wind!
**[16:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
...right into his body!
**[17:06] Shindou**
We did it!
**[17:07] Hako**
That was amazing, Iu-chan!
**[17:11] GM**
Congrat.
**[17:12] Yotsuya**
You scared me!
**[17:14] GM**
You have completed the queue.
**[17:15] Yotsuya**
O-Oh, right.
**[17:17] Yotsuya**
But why do you have to show
up behind me every time?!
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1→4
**[17:21] Hako**
Wow... Our ranks...
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 1→4
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Rank 3→5
**[17:25] Shindou**
No, my wizard rank hardly went up at all.
**[17:28] Shindou**
How did the farmer and
chef rank up so much?
**[17:30] Yotsuya**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Rank 1→5
**[17:33] Yotsuya**
You're right...
**[17:34] GM**
Now, Chef Yotsuya Yuusuke,
**[17:38] GM**
your reward is the right to ask one ques.
**[17:40] Yotsuya**
Again, not so fast!
Give me a minute to bask!
**[17:43] Yotsuya**
Let's see... What was it...
**[17:47] (Flashback) Shindou**
When I finished the first one,
I asked him why I was chosen...
**[17:51] Yotsuya**
*Someone we know chose us...*
**[17:55] (Flashback) Hako**
After the second one, I asked,
"Who are you people?"
**[18:00] Yotsuya**
*He's from the future...*
**[18:02] Yotsuya**
* Does that mean the one*
* who chose us is, too?*
**[18:05] Yotsuya**
*What are they after, then?*
**[18:07] Yotsuya**
* What is it these people from*
* the future want us to do?*
**[18:12] Yotsuya**
The tenth step... After the
tenth step of the quest,
**[18:17] Yotsuya**
what will we do?
**[18:18] Hako**
Huh?
**[18:19] Shindou**
What?
**[18:21] GM**
Very well. Please watch this version
of what transpired in our wor.
**[18:31] Yotsuya**
*Is that... our town?*
**[18:39] (Flashback) FYotsuya**
All right! Time for our last summon beast!
**[18:44] (Flashback) FYotsuya**
Spread out!
**[18:49] (Flashback) FYotsuya**
Let's go!
**[18:53] Yotsuya**
*What did I just see?*
**[18:55] Shindou**
What was that?
**[18:58] Yotsuya**
W-We're back...
**[19:01] Hako**
A-Are we...
**[19:04] Hako**
supposed to fight that thing?
**[19:13] Shindou**
Forget it. I'm going to practice.
**[19:15] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[19:16] Shindou**
Look at the clock.
**[19:18] Shindou**
The time's the same as it was when we left.
**[19:22] Yotsuya**
No, I didn't mean that.
**[19:23] Yotsuya**
Is this any time to—
**[19:25] Shindou**
It'll probably be a few weeks
before the next stage begins.
**[19:32] Shindou**
Now I'll be alive to play
in the tournament.
**[19:34] Shindou**
I'm just glad my two years of
hard work won't go to waste!
**[19:38] Shindou**
Thank you so much!
**[19:40] Yotsuya**
S-Sure...
**[19:41] Yotsuya**
* That's right... We're third-years,*
* so her next match is her last.*
**[19:45] Shindou**
Okay, I'm off.
**[19:47] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun, make sure you
get Kusue home safe.
**[19:51] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[19:59] Yotsuya**
*My heart is still pounding.*
**[20:03] Yotsuya**
*We were in that world for more than a day,*
**[20:05] Yotsuya**
*but no time passed in this world at all.*
**[20:09] Yotsuya**
* And if we don't make it through*
* that seven more times...*
**[20:14] Yotsuya**
*We'll all die.*
**[20:17] Hako**
Um...
**[20:18] Hako**
I want to thank you.
**[20:20] Hako**
If you hadn't shown up, we would've died.
**[20:24] Yotsuya**
*Wait...*
**[20:25] Yotsuya**
* Have I ever walked alone*
* with a girl before?*
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
*In my entire life?*
**[20:32] Yotsuya**
W-Well, you know... we were
all in the same boat.
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
I mean, people say, "I'll protect you,"
all the time these days, right?
**[20:41] Hako**
Uh... I wouldn't know.
**[20:44] Yotsuya**
I never liked that kind of thing.
**[20:46] Yotsuya**
I'm kind of a contrarian... like, I
hate the stuff that most people love.
**[20:51] Yotsuya**
* Wait... I'm saying stuff I*
* really don't need to say.*
**[20:56] Yotsuya**
But in that world,
**[20:58] Yotsuya**
keeping at least one person alive
benefits all of us, so...
**[21:02] Yotsuya**
I feel like that kinda fits me, y'know?
**[21:06] Hako**
Really?
**[21:08] Yotsuya**
* I really don't need to be*
* telling her any of this!*
**[21:20] Yotsuya**
*That was when I realized...*
**[21:25] Yostuya**
*If I abandon the quest,*
**[21:28] Yotsuya**
* there's a chance that this city I*
* hate so much could be destroyed.*
***SIGN*** This City I Hate So Much
***SIGN*** Subquest 2
***SIGN*** Close in on Yotsuya's reality.
***SIGN*** What are your thoughts on Yotsuya-kun?
**[23:15] Shindou**
Huh? My thoughts on Yotsuya-kun?
**[23:17] Hosshi**
He's pretty hot, right?
**[23:19] Shindou**
I think he's someone who can be trusted.
**[23:22] Guy**
He's a good guy.
**[23:24] Guy**
Like, I guess he's the kind of
guy you'd call a protagonist.
***SIGN*** I guess he's
the kind of guy you'd call a protagonist
**[23:28] Hako**
My thoughts on Yotsuya-kun? As in...
***SIGN*** The Yotsuya-kun who's hot,
a good guy, and worthy of trust.
**[23:33] Hako**
Oh, that one?
***SIGN*** The 13 Methods You Need
to Become the Strongest Warrior
**[23:35] Hako**
I haven't really talked to
him much, so I'm not sure.
***SIGN*** End
Production:
# E3 - Help Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G671VVGM6/help-me)
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**[00:02] Shindou**
Boys really do have more power.
**[00:04] Yotsuya**
I sure do keep dying, though.
**[00:08] Yotsuya**
Isn't that...?
**[00:11] Shindou**
Oh, a log point.
**[00:13] Shindou**
Can we look at it?
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff... We managed to beat it.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** I'm sorry... I couldn't do anything to help...
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** No, it's okay.
***SIGN*** I'm just glad the second player was someone I knew.
***SIGN*** Right now, that's enough for—
**[00:39] Shindou**
W-Wait! Never mind! Don't watch this one!
***SIGN*** Shindou-san?
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Sorry... Just let me stay like this for a minute, okay?
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Okay... Sure.
***SIGN*** Okay, since Yotsuya-kun's
on duty today, we'll wait for him after class!
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Kusue
***SIGN*** Okay
***SIGN*** How'd it go?
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Kusue
***SIGN*** Okay
***SIGN*** How'd it go?
***SIGN*** Kusue
***SIGN*** We talked a little on the way home
**[02:29] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
But in that world,
**[02:30] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
keeping at least one person alive
benefits all of us, so...
**[02:34] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I feel like that kinda fits me, y'know?
**[02:39] Shindou**
For real? He actually said that?
**[02:42] Shindou**
That's hilarious.
**[02:44] Hosshi**
Iu, what's with you?
**[02:47] Shindou**
Oh, hey, Hosshi.
**[02:49] Shindou**
You went to grade school with the
Yotsuya-kun who's not in any clubs, right?
**[02:53] Hosshi**
Yeah, but he transferred in during the
winter of our sixth-grade year, so...
**[02:58] Shindou**
What did you think of him?
**[03:00] Hosshi**
Hmm... Nothing, really.
**[03:04] Hosshi**
He hardly ever talked or anything.
**[03:06] Hosshi**
Why do you ask?
**[03:07] Shindou**
I got a chance to talk to him a little,
**[03:10] Shindou**
and it just made me wonder what he's like.
***SIGN*** That's so hilarious
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Kusue
***SIGN*** He might have some kind of dark past...
**[03:15] Shindou**
I've never had a guy like
him in my circle before,
**[03:19] Shindou**
so he's sort of an unknown entity.
**[03:23] Yotsuya**
Damn...
**[03:24] Yotsuya**
I'd rather be running
through the mountains.
**[03:27] Yotsuya**
*This concrete sucks!*
**[03:42] Yotsuya**
* If that's the final objective we're*
* going to be saddled with...*
**[03:47] Yotsuya**
* If we end up in some kind of future*
* where we fight to defend this city,*
**[03:52] Yotsuya**
*why'd it have to be me?*
**[03:54] Yotsuya**
* Why did they choose me when*
* I hate this stupid city?*
***SIGN*** Game Master
***SIGN*** Calling
**[04:01] Yotsuya**
Excuse me?!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun, it's been half a. Good eve.
**[04:05] Yotsuya**
G-Game Master? What's with your voice?
**[04:08] Yotsuya**
And how in the heck are you calling my...
**[04:10] Yotsuya**
Actually, I guess that wouldn't
be a challenge for you.
***SIGN*** This is your next missi.
**[04:15] Yotsuya**
Huh?
***SIGN*** You must hit on the girl I am about to specif.
**[04:20] Yotsuya**
What?
**[04:30] Yotsuya**
I'm here as you instructed... Now what?
***SIGN*** Your success or failure here will influence
your chances in the next que.
**[04:37] Yotsuya**
This school is alien territory to me!
**[04:40] Yotsuya**
I can't just stroll right in!
***SIGN*** Upstairs...
**[04:43] Yotsuya**
Upstairs?
**[04:52] Yotsuya**
There's a light on.
**[04:54] Yotsuya**
You want me to pick up chicks in the
girls restroom at this hour?!
***SIGN*** Girls Restroom
**[05:04] Yotsuya**
What is happening right now?!
**[05:06] Yotsuya**
Which girl? Which girl is it?!
***SIGN*** The one with glasses in the cent.
**[05:09] Yotsuya**
Of course. It wouldn't be one
of the three around her.
**[05:12] Yotsuya**
Can you actually see me right now?
**[05:14] Yotsuya**
Call me back when I'm done!
**[05:19] Yotsuya**
Uh, pardon me...
**[05:21] Girl**
What do you want? Who are you?!
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
Um... I'm not sure how to put this...
**[05:28] Yotsuya**
*Is this for real?*
**[05:29] Yotsuya**
* My first time hitting on a girl,*
* and she's being bullied?!*
**[05:33] Girl**
This is the girls' restroom!
You're not allowed in here!
**[05:37] Yotsuya**
*Shit!*
**[05:39] Yotsuya**
* Wait, forget about me.*
* What if she filmed that girl naked?*
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
*She could end up committing suicide...*
**[05:46] Yotsuya**
*and my attempt to pick her up would fail!*
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
* Which would mean my chance of success*
* in the next quest would tank,*
**[05:51] Yotsuya**
*putting me at higher risk of dying!*
**[05:55] Girl**
Hey! Give that back!
**[06:01] Girl**
Why... Why did you break my phone?!
**[06:04] Yotsuya**
Well, I have no way to know where
your photo data is stored.
**[06:08] Yotsuya**
* Now I'll have a better chance*
* at winning her over!*
**[06:11] Toki**
Who are you?
**[06:13] Girl**
Why...
**[06:16] Yotsuya**
*Hang on...*
**[06:17] Yotsuya**
*They might have already filmed her!*
**[06:20] Girl**
Wait, wait! I had nothing
to do with any of this!
**[06:23] Girl**
I don't have photos or anything!
**[06:25] Girl**
Just look for yourself and you'll see!
**[06:27] Yotsuya**
*They could be in a hidden folder!*
**[06:31] Girl**
This is scary... and creepy!
Who is this guy?!
**[06:34] Toki**
Whoa...
**[06:35] Yotsuya**
*Yes! That was pretty damn slick!*
**[06:38] Yotsuya**
* Am I actually about to land*
* my first girlfriend ever?!*
**[06:43] Yotsuya**
*Just one more...*
**[06:44] Yotsuya**
*Where's hers?*
**[06:47] Yotsuya**
*In there!*
**[06:58] Girl**
How is this even happening?!
**[07:00] Yotsuya**
Yeah, baby!
**[07:01] Yotsuya**
* That just boosted my odds*
* of landing the girl!*
**[07:04] Girl**
You piece of—
**[07:06] Girl**
Ow!
**[07:07] Yotsuya**
Uh, yeah, I'd say I'm probably
stronger than you.
**[07:12] Yotsuya**
Still wanna try it?
**[07:14] Yotsuya**
* What do I do now?*
* I've never hit a girl before!*
**[07:17] Girl**
You're freakin' creepy!
**[07:18] Girl**
Scumbag!
**[07:19] Girl**
Shit! What's his problem?!
**[07:22] Girl**
We need to call the police! Seriously!
**[07:23] Yotsuya**
Wait, the police?!
***SIGN*** Do not flush
anything but toilet paper.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
**[07:34] Yotsuya**
I was just passing by, but it looks
like I ended up saving you.
**[07:38] Toki**
Huh?! Uh...
***SIGN*** Girls Restroom
**[07:40] Toki**
This is the girls restroom.
How were you passi—
**[07:44] Toki**
I mean... thank you.
**[07:48] Toki**
*Wh-What do I do? I'm alone with him now!*
**[07:58] Toki**
* He's still with me.*
* I wish he'd just leave...*
**[08:02] Yotsuya**
*Yes! This escort mission is going great!*
**[08:06] Yotsuya**
* The guy always walks between*
* the girl and the road.*
**[08:10] Yotsuya**
Um, so like... were they bullying you?
**[08:14] Yotsuya**
That's exactly what I hate
about city schools.
**[08:17] Toki**
N-No... not bullying, exactly.
More like getting back at me.
**[08:21] Toki**
The girl who was filming...
she and I stream on mikkou LIVE.
**[08:27] Yotsuya**
Oh, on mikkou mikkou?
**[08:29] Toki**
Right. And I kind of said
more than I should have...
**[08:33] Toki**
I was talking about how I knew a girl
who puts on a nice act with boys,
**[08:39] Toki**
and she thought I was talking about her...
**[08:44] Toki**
I mean... well...
I *was* talking about her...
**[08:49] Yotsuya**
It really was about her?
**[08:52] Toki**
But... I didn't drop her
name or anything...
**[08:58] Yotsuya**
Ah... Yeah, I guess that explains it.
**[09:02] Yotsuya**
* How am I supposed to deal*
* with a crying girl, though?*
**[09:05] Yotsuya**
*Do I put my arm around her shoulder?*
**[09:07] Yotsuya**
* Wouldn't I get arrested for doing*
* that when I'm not her boyfriend?*
**[09:10] Yotsuya**
*Master isn't calling back, either.*
**[09:12] Yotsuya**
*Does this count as completing the mission?*
**[09:15] Toki**
Oh... I-I'll be fine from here.
**[09:18] Yotsuya**
Oh, okay...
**[09:19] Yotsuya**
*Does it end after I walk her home?*
**[09:21] Toki**
W-Well, bye...
**[09:21] Yotsuya**
I guess I'll leave, then.
**[09:23] Toki**
Wha... Uh, um...
**[09:25] Yotsuya**
Yes?
**[09:26] Toki**
There's this game called *WonSta* that's
about training up male idols...
**[09:29] Toki**
We've all been really into it lately.
**[09:32] Yotsuya**
Uh, o-okay...
**[09:33] Toki**
The protagonist is their female producer,
**[09:35] Toki**
and she grows closer to each of the
guys as she works for them...
**[09:39] Yotsuya**
O-Okay...
**[09:41] Toki**
If you tried to do something one of
the guys in that game would do...
**[09:45] Toki**
it might work out as some
modeling practice for you!
**[09:50] Yotsuya**
*Oh, God! She's the worst kind of otaku!*
***SIGN*** Tatsuki
***SIGN*** I'm not doing this for you.
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[09:55] Text/Game**
*I'm not doing this for you.
Don't get the wrong idea.*
**[10:00] Yotsuya**
I just wasted two weeks of my life.
**[10:04] Yotsuya**
I'm so hungry...
**[10:06] Yotsuya**
Oh, is it starting?
**[10:08] Shindou**
Hi again.
**[10:09] Hako**
Good evening.
**[10:10] Toki**
Huh?!
**[10:12] Toki**
Wha?!
**[10:13] Toki**
What? What the heck is this?!
**[10:16] Yotsuya**
*So she really was the fourth.*
**[10:19] Toki**
Um, um...
**[10:22] Yotsuya**
Uh...
**[10:24] Yotsuya**
*Why is she trying to get away?*
**[10:30] GM**
Good day to. Nice to meet.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►Each Wizard weapon is made with a piece
of amber containing a magical bug of a certain
attribute, and invoking its magic costs MP
proportionate to the power and mana used.
►All magic spells are tied to a single
MP gauge, but each magical attribute has
its own mana gauge.
►The strength of a magic spell can be
chosen within the range that the Wizard is capable of using.
**[10:44] GM**
The job of out fourth player,
Tokitate Yuka, will be...
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat)
***SIGN*** Wizard (Wind)
**[10:49] GM**
Wizard (Heat).
**[10:52] Toki**
Wizard?
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat) Rank 1
***SIGN*** Can use heat magic.
***SIGN*** Heat
***SIGN*** Health > 80%
Upper Body > 80%
Lower Body > 80%
Involuntary
Muscle > 80%
Strength > 80%
**[10:56] Toki**
I'm a Wizard?!
**[10:58] GM**
This time, your revival period
will increase from 30 to 40 sec.
**[11:03] Yotsuya**
The difficulty's higher!
**[11:05] GM**
Your quest is as fol.
***SIGN*** Traverse 5% of the map
***SIGN*** Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 40 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[11:08] Yotsuya**
What "goods"?!
**[11:10] GM**
Bye.
**[11:14] Shindou**
Same old freak as ever.
**[11:18] Yotsuya**
Uh, hey.
**[11:20] Toki**
J-Just who are you?!
**[11:22] Toki**
What have you... Why did you abduct me?!
**[11:25] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[11:26] Toki**
It was no coincidence when you followed
me home the other night, was it?!
**[11:30] Toki**
You perverted stalker!
**[11:31] Shindou**
Perverted?
**[11:32] Hako**
S-Stalker?
**[11:34] Yotsuya**
No, it's not like that!
**[11:36] Shindou**
Look, just calm down, okay?
**[11:38] Hako**
P-Please hear us out.
**[11:41] Shindou**
He smashed those girls' smartphones...
**[11:43] Hako**
...and flushed the pieces down the toilet?
**[11:47] Toki**
I talked with those girls
after it happened,
**[11:50] Toki**
and they said he was a pervert who
had come in to set up a camera.
**[11:54] Yotsuya**
Wait! I had a reason for that!
**[11:58] Shindou**
Let's go.
**[11:59] Hako**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:06] Shindou**
I guess we should start with the
requirement to traverse 5% of the map.
**[12:10] Hako**
We should probably split up
to cover more distance.
**[12:15] Shindou**
So we'll be able to confirm
each other's locations.
**[12:19] Shindou**
Got it?
**[12:20] Shindou**
I think I get the idea.
**[12:22] Shindou**
Also, you don't have to
be so guarded around us.
**[12:25] Shindou**
You're a year older, aren't you?
**[12:26] Toki**
N-No, in this world,
you're my senpai, Shindou-san.
**[12:30] Shindou**
Just call me Iu.
**[12:31] Shindou**
Let's go. I'll stick with you until
you get the hang of things.
**[12:34] Toki**
*Sh-She's so cool...*
**[12:37] Toki**
*She'd definitely be Purple.*
**[12:39] Purple**
The mysterious power that
will lead us to hope...
**[12:42] Purple**
Majiha Purple!
**[12:43] Toki**
*She's pretty, she's tall,*
**[12:45] Toki**
* and as the first player, she's the one*
* who's survived here the longest.*
**[12:49] Shindou**
When you were talking about
Yotsuya-kun earlier...
**[12:52] Toki**
Huh?
**[12:53] Shindou**
You said you talked to
the other three girls.
**[12:56] Shindou**
Does that mean they weren't bullying you?
**[12:59] Toki**
Um, well...
**[13:02] Shindou**
You wanted to reconcile with people
who tried to film you naked?
**[13:06] Shindou**
Why would you do that?
**[13:08] Toki**
U-Um... It might not make sense
to you, er... I-Iu-san...
**[13:14] Toki**
but I've always been very careful not to
behave in a way that would invite bullying.
**[13:21] Toki**
But I did give them a reason
to attack me... so...
**[13:26] Toki**
Yotsuya...san...
**[13:30] Toki**
He served as a mutual enemy to
bond over so we could make up.
**[13:34] Toki**
I figured I'd never see him again anyway...
**[13:38] Toki**
*She's gonna hate me now...*
**[13:42] Shindou**
Well, you're kind of stuck with
your classmates, after all.
**[13:47] Toki**
Y-Yeah, exactly! It had to be done!
**[13:50] Shindou**
So... what made you think
I wouldn't understand?
**[13:55] Toki**
Well, I can't imagine you
ever being bullied...
**[14:00] Shindou**
You're half right.
**[14:02] Shindou**
Despite how I may seem,
I do put in a lot of effort.
**[14:05] Shindou**
That goes for my looks,
my studies, my sports...
**[14:09] Shindou**
I want to feel satisfied that I'm
living my best student life.
**[14:13] Shindou**
Of course, part of it is just
that I like to take charge.
**[14:17] Shindou**
I mean, bullying is just stupid, you know?
**[14:20] Shindou**
So I've always stopped it when
I've seen it, and I always will.
**[14:24] Toki**
Don't you ever get scared doing that?
**[14:28] Shindou**
Who do you think could lift
a finger against me?
**[14:31] Toki**
No, I mean, what if it cost you
your friends or something?
**[14:35] Shindou**
Then they weren't really
my friends to begin with.
**[14:38] Toki**
*Th-That's so cool!*
**[14:41] Toki**
* Compared to her, I'm such*
* a small, petty person!*
**[14:46] Shindou**
What's wrong?
**[14:48] Toki**
P-Please marry me!
**[14:50] Shindou**
What the heck?
**[14:57] Shindou**
We didn't earn much today.
**[15:00] Hako**
Well, it's only the first day.
**[15:02] Shindou**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[15:04] Yotsuya**
* I think they're ignoring*
* me just a little bit...*
**[15:08] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun, behind you!
**[15:18] Yotsuya**
A giant... bug corpse?
**[15:20] Shindou**
Wait! I hear something!
**[15:24] Shindou**
Ugh, a centipede?! Gross!
**[15:31] Yotsuya**
A ball?
**[15:33] Yotsuya**
A pillbug?!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[15:38] Yotsuya**
*Where'd something so strong come from?!*
**[15:40] Yotsuya**
* Wait, my Chef skills can tell me*
* an enemy's name and threat level.*
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[15:48] Yotsuya**
*Demon Bug Cadoomlet...*
**[15:50] Yotsuya**
* The two of them have a combined*
* threat level of D-.*
**[15:52] Yotsuya**
* The pillbug is the male,*
* and the centipede is the female?*
**[15:56] Toki**
Just leave this to me!
**[15:58] Toki**
* I don't know what's going on,*
* but my time has come!*
**[16:01] Toki**
Yep, it sure has!
Not that I even wanted it to!
**[16:04] Pink**
Majiha Pink!
**[16:06] Purple**
Majiha Purple!
**[16:07] Both**
Together, we're Majiha!
**[16:09] Toki**
*In kindergarten, my dream for the future*
**[16:12] Toki**
*was to be a magic user.*
**[16:15] (Flashback) Toki**
With my crimson flame...
**[16:17] Toki**
*Kindergarten me, are you watching?*
**[16:19] Toki**
*Your dream came true!*
**[16:21] Toki**
With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
**[16:24] Toki**
Majiha Fire!
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka consumed all her mana to increase the temperature of the air within 10 centimeters of the end of her staff by 20 degrees Celsius.
**[16:32] Toki**
I-It's warm...
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[16:37] Toki**
*I died?!*
**[16:39] Yotsuya**
* I guess that's all you can*
* do with rank 1 magic.*
**[16:42] Yotsuya**
* That aside, why am I being treated like a*
* malicious pervert for helping someone?*
**[16:49] Yotsuya**
* Come to think of it, she did lecture*
* me on how to be popular with girls.*
**[16:55] Yotsuya**
*Wait, does that mean...*
**[16:58] Yotsuya**
I was a loser?!
**[17:01] Yotsuya**
*Ugh, talk about embarrassing!*
**[17:03] Yotsuya**
*It took so much courage to walk her home!*
**[17:05] Yotsuya**
*Why didn't that impress her?!*
**[17:08] Yotsuya**
*Damn it!*
**[17:09] Yotsuya**
*This can only mean one thing.*
**[17:12] Yotsuya**
* It's possible that I'm someone*
* who just isn't popular!*
**[17:17] Yotsuya**
* Shindou-san said she liked one*
* of the Yotsuyas, though...*
**[17:21] Yotsuya**
*I'll just wait and see for now.*
**[17:23] Yotsuya**
*For a month or two...*
**[17:26] Yotsuya**
*Or maybe three!*
**[17:28] Shindou**
*Man... I still don't understand
it, but he* is *strong.*
**[17:33] Toki**
* Wait... He's actually more like*
* Tatsuki-san than I realized.*
**[17:38] Toki**
*It's that gap moe!*
**[17:42] Yotsuya**
Stay back!
**[17:44] Yotsuya**
Wind magic won't work on them!
**[17:45] Shindou**
Got it!
**[17:48] Yotsuya**
*Any venom? Spines?*
**[17:50] Yotsuya**
* Nope, I don't see anything*
* like that in its body!*
**[17:54] Yotsuya**
*So...*
**[17:55] Yotsuya**
This is the blind spot!
**[18:02] Yotsuya**
*All right! I can cut off its legs!*
**[18:08] Yotsuya**
I'm exhausted.
**[18:10] Shindou**
How do we kill it?
**[18:12] Yotsuya**
Well, there's one thing I'd like to try.
**[18:14] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san...
**[18:16] Hako**
Y-Yes?
**[18:17] Yotsuya**
I'm wondering if I can hold your
long sword through your hand.
**[18:22] Toki**
What does he mean?
**[18:25] Shindou**
Here.
**[18:30] Shindou**
We can't hold any weapons
other than our own.
**[18:34] Shindou**
* I get it. If Kusue's the*
* one holding the sword...*
**[18:38] Yotsuya**
It worked. I can hold it.
**[18:40] Yotsuya**
Let's swing it downward on
my "three, two, one" count.
**[18:44] Yotsuya**
Three... uh, a little more this way.
**[18:47] Yotsuya**
Two...
**[18:48] Yotsuya**
One!
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 5→6
***SIGN*** Health > 226%
Upper Body > 196%
Lower Body > 186%
Involuntary
Muscle > 176%
Strength > 196%
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 92 0 l 92 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Chef Rank 5→7
***SIGN*** Health > 147%
Upper Body > 202%
Lower Body > 127%
Involuntary
Muscle > 127%
Strength > 149.5%
***SIGN*** ∙Rank up bonus:
(former ability-100)/2 is
added to each value
sequentially.
∙Can gain internal knowledge
of all common beasts and
rank C or lower monsters,
as well as methods for
cooking them.
∙Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Mom**
What's wrong?
**[18:57] (Flashback) Boy**
Iu-chan hit me!
**[19:01] (Flashback) Mom**
What's wrong with that girl?
**[19:02] (Flashback) Lady**
Oh, you know. She's Shindou-san's daughter.
**[19:04] (Flashback) Mom**
Ah, them...
**[19:13] (Flashback) Sayuri**
What's wrong?
**[19:22] (Flashback) Sayuri**
You got into a fight?
**[19:26] (Flashback) Shindou**
He kept saying things that made
me mad, so I made him cry.
**[19:29] (Flashback) Sayuri**
You shouldn't do that. You're a girl.
**[19:32] (Flashback) Sayuri**
You'll lose all your friends
if you're too violent.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Shindou**
I don't need friends.
**[19:37] (Flashback) Sayuri**
Okay, do you want to be my friend, then?
**[19:40] (Flashback) Shindou**
Huh?
**[19:41] (Flashback) Sayuri**
My name's Sayuri. What's yours?
**[19:46] (Flashback) Shindou**
Iu.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Shindou**
Sayuri-oneechan, today I...
**[19:51] (Flashback) Shindou**
Sayuri-oneechan!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Shindou**
Sayuri-oneechan!
**[19:55] (Flashback) Shindou**
Sayu—
**[20:03] (Flashback) Bro**
It's a damn shame about Sayuri-chan.
**[20:05] (Flashback) Bro**
She was a great girl, other than her face.
**[20:08] (Flashback) Dad**
That's for sure.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Dad**
I guess just having an ugly face
can make you end up like that.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Dad**
Makes me glad Iu is so gorgeous!
**[20:18] (Flashback) Bro**
Sure you're not just saying that
as her dad? She's only five!
**[20:24] (Flashback) Dad**
I guess just having an ugly face
can make you end up like that.
**[20:28] Dad**
*...you end up like that.*
**[20:34] Yotsuya**
Did I wake you?
**[20:39] Yotsuya**
I thought I was being pretty quiet.
**[20:44] Shindou**
What are you doing?
**[20:46] Yotsuya**
Weight training. I've been into it lately.
**[20:49] Yotsuya**
* Huh? She doesn't seem*
* like her usual self...*
**[20:55] Yotsuya**
* Oh, right. She looked the*
* same way that one time.*
**[20:58] Yotsuya**
*At school, she's the undisputed queen.*
**[21:01] Yotsuya**
*I could never even picture her crying.*
**[21:11] Yotsuya**
Anyway, you were crying, weren't you?
**[21:14] Shindou**
Huh?
**[21:15] Yotsuya**
In that log from the previous quest.
**[21:19] Shindou**
Why bring that up out of the blue?
**[21:21] Yotsuya**
Huh? Uh, it just came to mind...
**[21:24] Shindou**
You don't seem that observant,
but I guess you are.
**[21:28] Yotsuya**
Y-You think so?
**[21:31] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun, help me!
***SIGN*** Help Me
**[23:10] GM**
Increase your live broadcast
viewership tenfo.
***SIGN*** Game Master
**[23:13] Toki**
*Heya, Yukarion here!*
***SIGN*** Congrats on getting a time slot
**[23:16] Toki**
* Viewer count is at... twenty.*
* Nowhere near enough.*
**[23:19] Shindou**
*Want me to make an appearance?*
***SIGN*** Who's that?
***SIGN*** Whose voice is that???
**[23:21] Toki**
*Oh, no, no...*
***SIGN*** Who? Who? Who?
***SIGN*** Who!?
**[23:23] Toki**
There's no way I can increase it tenfold.
**[23:26] Shindou**
Well, I offered to make an appearance.
**[23:28] Hako**
Iu-chan's a model, after all.
**[23:30] Toki**
* If I put a babe like Iu-san on my*
* stream, I'll be compared to her.*
**[23:33] Toki**
I'll have to take off my—
**[23:35] Hako**
Take it easy!
**[23:37] Toki**
Hey, I've got it!
# E4 - Kahvel of Cortonel
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXM77W26/kahvel-of-cortonel)
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**[00:01] Shindou**
Back when I was in kindergarten,
**[00:03] Shindou**
I was well-known as the local bad kid.
**[00:07] Shindou**
But that changed after
I met this older girl.
**[00:12] Shindou**
I loved her like crazy...
**[00:17] Shindou**
But then, one day, she jumped from
her apartment building and died.
**[00:24] Shindou**
She had no one that she could
talk to about being bullied.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Dad**
I guess just having an ugly face
can make you end up like that.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Bro**
She was a great girl, other than her face.
**[00:35] (Flashback) Dad**
Makes me glad Iu is so gorgeous!
***SIGN*** Tsukinami Ward
Sazanka Elementary School
**[00:40] Shindou**
When I started elementary school,
**[00:42] Shindou**
it was my turn to be bullied.
**[00:45] (Flashback) TeacherA**
She's that biker punk Shindou's daughter?
**[00:48] (Flashback) TeacherA**
I haven't forgotten what he did
to me when we were students.
**[00:51] (Flashback) TeacherB**
Do you know how much trouble your
two older brothers caused here?
**[00:57] (Flashback) KidA**
Sensei, why do you always pick Shindou-san?
**[01:01] (Flashback) KidB**
I did the same thing the other day,
and you didn't yell at me like that.
**[01:06] (Flashback) KidC**
Yeah, really.
**[01:08] Shindou**
My friends were always on my side.
**[01:12] Shindou**
So I learned...
**[01:15] Shindou**
that my friends are my strength.
**[01:17] Shindou**
And that I'm responsible for
changing my own world...
**[01:27] Shindou**
To make sure I wouldn't end up like that.
**[01:31] Shindou**
But then...
**[01:34] (Flashback) GM**
If your whole party dies,
you'll die for real,
**[01:38] (Flashback) GM**
but you're the only one in
your party at the moment,
**[01:41] (Flashback) GM**
so be extra caref!
**[01:43] Shindou**
Everything was taken from me.
My friends, my strength...
**[01:46] Shindou**
All the time and hard work I had put in...
**[01:50] Shindou**
I finally had it, but in one instant...
**[01:53] Shindou**
I don't... I don't want to
die in this garbage world.
**[01:58] Shindou**
No matter what.
**[02:01] Shindou**
So, Yotsuya-kun...
**[02:08] Shindou**
I need your strength in this world
that has stripped me down to nothing.
**[02:13] Shindou**
Please help me.
**[02:17] Yotsuya**
S-Sure...
**[03:54] Toki**
Uh... Are you sure this is the place?
**[03:58] Yotsuya**
Yeah, this is definitely
the village we saved.
**[04:01] Yotsuya**
I recognize the buildings.
**[04:04] Toki**
It's completely fallen into ruin.
**[04:06] Merchant**
Well, if it isn't the heroes!
**[04:09] Merchant**
I never thought I'd see all of you here.
**[04:15] Shindou**
Hello.
**[04:16] Toki**
What does that mean?
**[04:17] Yotsuya**
The people of this world can
identify players at a glance,
**[04:21] Yotsuya**
and they call us "heroes."
**[04:23] Toki**
Talk about cliché.
**[04:26] Merchant**
I've been stopping by here now and
then going on five years now.
**[04:29] Merchant**
This village has always been deserted.
**[04:32] Yotsuya**
Does that mean time moves faster
here than in our world?
**[04:38] Hako**
* I hope that little boy*
* is alive somewhere...*
**[04:43] Shindou**
What now? We were hoping to
gather some information here.
**[04:48] Yotsuya**
Hey, are you familiar with Radodorbo?
**[04:53] Merchant**
Radodorbo?
**[04:55] Merchant**
This is where we are,
**[04:57] Merchant**
and this is Radodorbo.
**[05:00] Merchant**
It's on the edge of the continent.
**[05:02] Yotsuya**
That's so far.
**[05:04] Merchant**
With horses, you could
get there in 30 days.
**[05:06] Merchant**
On foot, well... I'd say about
three times that long.
**[05:10] Hako**
Th-Three months?
**[05:12] Yotsuya**
*He obviously gave us an impossible task.*
**[05:15] Shindou**
Please, as a favor to the heroes,
**[05:18] Shindou**
would you let us borrow your horse?
**[05:20] Merchant**
M-My horse is vital to my work.
**[05:22] Merchant**
I really can't spare him,
not even for you heroes.
**[05:26] shindou**
Of course...
**[05:28] Merchant**
Oh, but there's a martial arts tournament
coming up in the nearby town of Cortonel.
**[05:34] Yotsuya**
A martial arts tournament?
**[05:35] Merchant**
I believe the reward for the
winner is three horses.
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
So winning that martial arts tournament
is our first goal in this quest.
**[05:49] Shindou**
The timing's just too perfect.
**[05:51] Yotsuya**
We still have a little time,
so in preparation for the tournament,
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
what say we do some
leveling up on the way?
**[06:00] Toki**
Can we really handle this?
**[06:02] Shindou**
If it's just goblins, they're easy,
once you get used to them.
**[06:05] Toki**
What if some crazy-strong monster shows up?
**[06:08] Shindou**
If one does...
**[06:10] Shindou**
We run!
**[06:14] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun, what is it?
**[06:16] Yotsuya**
Something just moved in
the bushes up ahead.
**[06:18] Yotsuya**
Human-sized... They're goblins.
**[06:21] Shindou**
Do we just charge at them?
**[06:22] Yotsuya**
No, we'll ambush—
**[06:27] Toki**
They're not just human-sized!
**[06:29] Hako**
They're actual humans!
**[06:30] BanditA**
Hey, look! Heroes!
**[06:32] BanditA**
Best prey we could've asked for!
**[06:34] BanditB**
Take 'em alive!
**[06:36] Yotsuya**
Bandits, huh?
**[06:42] BanditA**
Ow, damn it!
**[06:44] GM**
*Game Master at your serv.*
**[06:46] GM**
*A human attack has been detec.*
**[06:48] GM**
*Reducing your experi.*
**[06:50] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Chef Rank 9→8
**[06:53] Yotsuya**
Looks like harming humans counts
as excessive self-defense.
**[06:57] Yotsuya**
I lost experience points.
**[06:58] Shindou**
What?!
**[06:59] Yotsuya**
Let's run! Nothing good's
gonna come from fighting them!
**[07:03] Shindou**
Wind!
**[07:08] Yotsuya**
I think we lost them.
**[07:12] Hako**
Huh?
**[07:14] Hako**
Where's Iu-chan?
**[07:16] Toki**
It's probably safe to assume
they captured her.
**[07:20] Hako**
Iu-chan...
**[07:22] Yotsuya**
What should we do?
**[07:25] Yotsuya**
Help her?
**[07:26] Both**
Huh?
**[07:27] Toki**
Wh-What do you mean by that?
**[07:29] Yotsuya**
Remember what you said
before, Hakozaki-san?
**[07:32] Yotsuya**
That we're all in the same boat.
**[07:35] Hako**
Right, so we should help—
**[07:37] Yotsuya**
That's not what I was talking about.
**[07:40] Yotsuya**
I'm saying the safety of each one of us,
individually, is irrelevant to the quest.
**[07:46] Yotsuya**
So long as any one of us finishes
the quest, we can all go home.
**[07:51] Yotsuya**
Giving up when time ran short was bound
to become an option eventually.
**[07:55] Yotsuya**
You get that, right?
**[07:56] Hako**
Well, I guess... but...
**[07:59] Yotsuya**
Our lives are on the line here.
**[08:01] Yotsuya**
We should do what gives us a greater
chance of success, even if only by 1%.
**[08:07] Toki**
Hey, um...
**[08:09] Toki**
I overheard your conversation.
**[08:11] Toki**
Iu-san asked you to help her, didn't she?
**[08:16] Toki**
But you won't go help her?
Seriously, what's with that?
**[08:19] Yotsuya**
I *am* going to help her...
by finishing the quest.
**[08:23] Yotsuya**
My internal ranking of the value of our lives
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
puts Shindou-san at the very top.
**[08:29] Yotsuya**
And anyone ranked higher than me is
worth risking my life to protect.
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
You're in that group, too, Hakozaki-san.
**[08:37] Toki**
What about me?!
**[08:37] Yotsuya**
So saying that I'd give my life
to save you guys isn't a lie.
**[08:44] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun...
**[08:46] Hako**
Saving someone's life isn't all
there is to "saving" them.
**[08:51] Yotsuya**
Right, which is why I'll
leave that part to you two.
**[08:55] Yotsuya**
I mean, I have negative experience
in that sort of thing, you know?
**[08:59] Toki**
Kusue-san, can we talk?
**[09:03] Toki**
He's useless! We're the only
two decent people here!
**[09:09] Yotsuya**
Why don't we split into two groups, then?
**[09:11] Yotsuya**
I'll enter the martial arts tournament.
**[09:13] Hako**
And we'll go save Iu-chan.
**[09:19] Yotsuya**
*So now it's just like last time.*
**[09:21] Yotsuya**
*I'm on my own again.*
**[09:27] Toki**
What the heck is his deal?!
**[09:29] Hako**
Um...
**[09:31] Hako**
When you said we're the only
two decent people here...
**[09:35] Toki**
Oh, yeah.
**[09:35] Toki**
Iu-san is amazing, honestly,
**[09:38] Toki**
but it's like she won't open up to anyone.
**[09:40] Toki**
She might be trying hard, but still...
**[09:43] Toki**
She's pretty, smart, *and* good at sports, right?
**[09:47] Hako**
Well...
**[09:49] Toki**
We kicked off from totally
different starting lines.
**[09:51] Hako**
But there are people who can only
go to school now because of her.
**[09:56] Hako**
For people who aren't good
at speaking their minds,
**[09:58] Hako**
Iu-chan is someone who is dependable.
**[10:01] Toki**
Huh...
**[10:03] Toki**
I bet all the boys do
whatever she says, too.
**[10:06] Toki**
Oh, except for him, I guess.
**[10:09] Toki**
That scumbag!
**[10:11] Toki**
Just forget about that jerk!
**[10:13] Toki**
Let's go save Iu-san,
even if it's just the two of us!
**[10:18] Hako**
Yeah, you're right.
**[10:22] BanditC**
Hey, boss!
**[10:24] BanditC**
Got two more heroes for ya!
**[10:27] Boss**
Oh, yeah? Toss 'em in the same cell!
**[10:31] Yotsuya**
They ended up getting captured themselves!
**[10:34] Yotsuya**
I really am on my own...
**[10:45] Yotsuya**
Busting my butt to kill all
those goblins was worth it!
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature)
**[10:49] GM**
Bam!
**[10:50] GM**
Wizard (Creature).
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 136 0 l 136 150 l 0 150
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Rank 1
***SIGN*** Health > 120%
Upper Body > 160%
Lower Body > 160%
Involuntary
Muscle > 102.5%
Strength > 120%
***SIGN*** Creature 38x90%
***SIGN*** Creature Magic
Can speed up or slow down
the cellular metabolism
of creatures by touching
with the palm.
Can increase or decrease
the persuasiveness of their
own words and actions.
·Can gain knowledge about
the insides of monsters
ranked C or lower and all
common beasts, as well as
methods for cooking them.
·Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[10:56] Yotsuya**
Creature magic...
**[10:57] Yotsuya**
"Can speed up or slow down the cellular
metabolism of creatures by touching with the palm."
**[11:04] Yotsuya**
"Can increase or decrease the persuasiveness
of their own words and actions."
**[11:08] Yotsuya**
I don't get it.
**[11:10] Yotsuya**
Also... my stats went down!
**[11:19] Guy**
Now for the moment you've been waiting for:
**[11:21] Guy**
the hero's first round of combat!
**[11:25] Yotsuya**
*But if I can win this,*
**[11:28] Yotsuya**
* get those horses, and then*
* save all three of them...*
**[11:33] Yotsuya**
*Maybe, just maybe...*
**[11:35] Guy**
Ready... fight!
**[11:37] Yotsuya**
*I'd finally be popular?!*
**[11:39] Shindou**
He's seriously not coming?!
**[11:41] Toki**
He's the absolute worst!
**[11:42] Toki**
Are we gonna be stuck here
for 35 whole days?!
**[11:47] Hako**
*Yotsuya-kun...*
**[11:48] Hako**
*Please be all right.*
**[11:50] Guy**
The hero is dead!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 155 0 l 155 200 l 0 200
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***SIGN*** ►Materials
Flochienge steel, elm wood,
meri kobold hide
►Description
Kahvel's parents had this
sword specially made for her
when she became a knight.
It cost 20 times the value
of a standard longsword.
**[11:59] Guy**
The winner: Kahvel the knight!
**[12:02] Yotsuya**
*Damn...*
**[12:04] Yotsuya**
*Damn, damn, damn! That's insane!*
**[12:06] Yotsuya**
*It was over in five seconds!*
**[12:08] Guy**
The hero has revived!
**[12:10] CrowdA**
Wow...
**[12:10] Guy**
That's a hero for you!
**[12:11] CrowdB**
So that's what a hero can do...
**[12:12] Yotsuya**
*Damn it. I'm pathetic.*
**[12:15] Kahvel**
You really did come back to life!
**[12:19] Kahvel**
Just like the rumors said!
**[12:22] Yotsuya**
Uh... hi.
**[12:23] Yotsuya**
*And she's a girl, no less!*
**[12:25] Kahvel**
I wasn't sure what I'd do if
you didn't come back to life.
**[12:28] Yotsuya**
Oh, really?
**[12:30] Yotsuya**
I'm seeing some deep uncertainty in
my future for a different reason.
**[12:34] Yotsuya**
So, um... I couldn't talk you into
lending me those horses, could I?
**[12:39] Yotsuya**
I desperately need to get to
Radodorbo in the next 35 days.
**[12:44] Kahvel**
Radodorbo?
**[12:45] Yotsuya**
I'm told it's on the western
edge of the continent.
**[12:48] Kahvel**
The western edge?
**[12:50] Kahvel**
And any traveling merchants would only
go as far as the next town over...
**[12:54] Yotsuya**
Maybe... I could do some work for
you, in exchange for horses?
**[12:59] Yotsuya**
Within five days?
**[13:01] Kahvel**
Well, if you'll help with taking
down large monsters...
**[13:04] Kahvel**
One horse for defeating one
troll, for example...
**[13:08] Kahvel**
But could we find a troll within five days?
**[13:11] Yotsuya**
Defeating monsters?
**[13:15] Yotsuya**
How about a group of bandits?
**[13:19] Guard**
This is where the bandits' base is?
**[13:21] Guard**
We had completely overlooked this.
**[13:24] Guard**
You have my thanks, hero.
**[13:26] Yotsuya**
Not at all. So, um...
**[13:29] Guard**
I can't spare three horses,
**[13:31] Guard**
but I think I can manage one.
**[13:34] Yotsuya**
*There's still a glimmer of hope!*
**[13:39] Yotsuya**
So we need to strike before daybreak?
**[13:41] Kahvel**
We have nearly half a day.
**[13:44] Kahvel**
What do you say to some sword
practice in the meantime?
**[13:47] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[13:47] Kahvel**
Forgive my saying so, but you seem
to be a novice with the sword.
**[13:52] Kahvel**
I could help you train, if you'd like.
**[13:54] Yotsuya**
*Well, with only one horse,*
**[13:56] Yotsuya**
* I might be the only one who*
* can make it to Radodorbo.*
**[14:01] Yotsuya**
Okay. I'd appreciate it.
**[14:04] Kahvel**
You can't hold a sword?
**[14:06] Yotsuya**
That's right. Just give me a sec.
**[14:12] Kahvel**
All right, I'll begin
attacking in five seconds.
**[14:16] Kahvel**
You can do as you see fit until then.
**[14:27] Kahvel**
You're a lot better than
when we started, but...
**[14:30] Kahvel**
I'd rank your sword skill at
the low end of mid-range.
**[14:33] Yotsuya**
* Becoming a Wizard returned my*
* physical abilities to average.*
**[14:37] Yotsuya**
* This is bringing back that*
* old inferiority complex...*
**[14:41] (Flashback) Guy**
Where are you even aiming, Yotsuya?!
**[14:43] (Flashback) Guy**
Yotsuya! Why are you passing
to the other team?!
**[14:46] (Flashback) Guy**
Your bat and the ball aren't
even at the same height!
**[14:50] Yotsuya**
* I suck at sports that involve*
* balls and swinging things.*
**[14:53] Yotsuya**
*Humans move in too many different ways!*
**[14:56] Kahvel**
It may be that you're unable
to see your own movements.
**[15:02] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[15:03] Kahvel**
The problem is your form.
**[15:04] Kahvel**
If you do a thousand practice swings
a day, you should improve.
**[15:09] Yotsuya**
Got it.
**[15:11] Yotsuya**
*A thousand?!*
**[15:29] Kahvel**
We enter before the sun rises!
**[15:31] All**
Yeah!
**[15:35] Shindou**
Wait, he's heading this way?
**[15:37] Hako**
I guess that means he won.
**[15:40] Toki**
If he didn't, I'll never
let him live it down!
**[15:43] Shindou**
You said it.
**[15:44] Toki**
Hurry up and get here!
**[15:48] BanditC**
Those damn heroes are getting cocky.
**[15:51] BanditD**
Don't.
**[15:52] BanditD**
You should know better than anyone after
her wind magic busted your eardrums.
**[15:56] BanditC**
Damn it!
**[15:56] BanditC**
I won't be satisfied until I'm
rolling in that ransom money!
**[16:05] BanditA**
Patrolling seriously sucks.
**[16:07] BanditB**
Yeah.
**[16:09] BanditB**
The sun's finally coming up.
**[16:22] Kahvel**
Charge!
**[16:25] BanditE**
We're under attack! It's the army!
**[16:30] Yotsuya**
*Compared to Kahvel-san's sword swings,*
**[16:32] Yotsuya**
*these are easy to see!*
**[16:35] Yotsuya**
*And as long as I'm being attacked myself,*
**[16:38] Yotsuya**
* just countering doesn't seem*
* to affect my experience.*
**[16:42] BanditE**
Shit! Let him out of the cage!
**[16:44] BanditF**
Got it!
**[16:47] BanditF**
I'm opening the cage!
**[16:52] Bandit1**
They're letting him out!
**[16:54] Bandit2**
Run!
**[16:58] Maqua**
Captain Kahvel, the bandits are fleeing!
**[17:01] Kahvel**
Makuah, take ten people to pursue them.
**[17:04] Kahvel**
If you can't catch up,
you can come back here.
**[17:06] Maqua**
Right!
**[17:07] Yotsuya**
*What's in that cage?*
**[17:09] Yotsuya**
*A ferocious beast? A troll?*
**[17:22] Yotsuya**
What the hell is that?!
**[17:24] Kahvel**
A berserker.
**[17:26] Yotsuya**
Berserker?!
**[17:27] Kahvel**
Eating flesh imbued with more
magic than a human can digest,
**[17:30] Kahvel**
such as monster flesh,
causes one to lose all reason
**[17:34] Kahvel**
and become a berserker.
**[17:36] Yotsuya**
Wait!
**[17:37] Yotsuya**
He can swing a longsword with one hand?!
**[17:40] Yotsuya**
How is he so strong?!
**[17:42] Kahvel**
Stand down! I'll handle this!
**[17:47] Yotsuya**
Are you kidding me?!
**[17:48] Kahvel**
Not bad!
**[17:50] Kahvel**
You've made me draw Loikayeksa!
**[17:53] Soldier**
Whoa! Captain Kahvel's
drawn her great sword!
**[17:57] Bimsburg**
Also known as the Great Sword of Annihilation.
**[17:59] Bimsburg**
We're counting on you, Captain Kahvel!
**[18:02] Kahvel**
There's nothing I love more
than cleaving the flesh...
**[18:06] Kahvel**
of living things!
**[18:08] Yotsuya**
Wha?
**[18:11] Kahvel**
That's why, even though I'm a woman,
I chose to be a knight and not a housewife!
**[18:18] Kahvel**
Because I can slice flesh!
**[18:20] Kahvel**
And now that I've found a creature
I can keep cleaving over and over,
**[18:24] Kahvel**
I couldn't be more elated!
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[18:28] Kahvel**
I'm just dying to cut some berserker flesh!
**[18:31] Yotsuya**
* They're even?*
* No, he has the edge in sheer strength.*
**[18:34] Yotsuya**
*But damn, even with that size difference...*
**[18:38] Yotsuya**
* It's impressive enough that*
* she's holding her own,*
**[18:41] Yotsuya**
* but Kahvel-san will probably*
* run out of stamina first!*
**[18:54] Yotsuya**
*That broke a few of my fingers!*
**[18:55] Yotsuya**
*Is this it? Isn't there anything I can do?!*
**[18:58] Yotsuya**
*Weapons...*
**[18:59] Yotsuya**
*Abilities...*
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature)
**[19:00] Yotsuya**
*Creature magic...*
**[19:01] Yotsuya**
* The persuasiveness...*
* of my words and actions...*
***SIGN*** Can increase or decrease the persuasiveness
of their own words and actions.
**[19:04] Yotsuya**
*can be increased?*
**[19:06] Yotsuya**
Hey!
**[19:08] Yotsuya**
That guy behind you is about to kill you.
**[19:13] Yotsuya**
*So that's how it works!*
**[19:22] Yotsuya**
*In one blow?!*
**[19:29] Soldier**
All right! Find any remaining bandits!
**[19:31] BanditC**
Shit!
**[19:33] BanditC**
Did they all get taken out?!
**[19:35] BanditD**
Don't go out there!
They won't find us in here.
**[19:40] Soldier**
I found more!
**[19:45] Yotsuya**
Uh... So, listen...
**[19:47] Shindou**
Thanks for saving us.
**[19:49] Yotsuya**
I'm sorry. I lost the tournament
in the first round.
**[19:53] Toki**
You lost?!
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
I did manage to get us one horse...
**[19:57] Shindou**
So only one of us can ride it?
**[19:59] Yotsuya**
Well, two, if we hook
it up to a carriage...
**[20:04] Kahvel**
If I may, heroes?
**[20:06] Shindou**
Who are you?
**[20:08] Kahvel**
My name is Kahvel, and I am a knight.
**[20:10] Kahaval**
I would like to offer a suggestion.
**[20:16] Shindou**
Uh... this way to move
forward, and backward is...
**[20:21] KDad**
There is no greater honor for a
knight than to accompany heroes.
**[20:25] KDad**
Allow me to extend my
gratitude as her father.
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
It's fine. We really appreciate the help.
**[20:30] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I will request an extended
leave and some men,
**[20:34] (Flashback) Kahvel**
and escort you as far as I can.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
What? You will?
**[20:38] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I request two things in payment.
**[20:40] (Flashback) Kahvel**
First, upon arrival in Radodorbo,
you will give me your horse.
**[20:44] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Sure, no problem. We won't need it anymore.
**[20:48] (Flashback) Kahvel**
And second...
**[20:51] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I want you to let me train the
four of you with the sword!
**[20:56] Yotsuya**
I'm a little curious as to
why she looked so happy...
**[21:03] Toki**
Sword training, eh?
**[21:04] Hako**
I'm sure I need some of that.
I *am* a warrior.
**[21:08] Toki**
As for me, though, I'm a magical girl.
**[21:12] Hako**
Th-Thank you for your help.
**[21:17] Toki**
A lot happened, but I guess
it all turned out okay, huh?
**[21:22] Kahvel**
What did you and my dad talk about?
**[21:24] Yotsuya**
Oh, just thanking each other.
**[21:26] Kahvel**
I see.
**[21:28] Kahvel**
Then...
**[21:30] Kahvel**
Off we go!
***SIGN*** Kahvel of Cortonel
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***SIGN*** Koichi Makoto
**[23:10] Koichi**
Hi! I'm Koichi Makoto,
the voice of Tokitate Yuka!
**[23:13] Koichi**
My favorite is a member
of an eight-member unit.
***SIGN*** Voice actors talk about their
favorites to draw viewers
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**[23:16] Koichi**
Watching him sort of stimulates
my maternal instinct.
**[23:20] Koichi**
He is... Sagara the Naga King,
of the Eight Legions!
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I'll have to... take it off.
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**[23:32] GM**
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**[23:36] Koichi**
Whoa, there he is!
**[23:37] Koichi**
Majiha Fire!
# E5 - What a Life Is Worth
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XM77NPR/what-a-life-is-worth)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Girl**
Shoot, Hoshi!
**[00:01] (Flashback) Hosshi**
Aw, man...
**[00:02] (Flashback) Girl**
Rebound!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Teacher**
Foul!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Girl**
What?!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Girl**
Why?
**[00:07] Hako**
*I hated PE class.*
**[00:10] Hako**
* I had the legit reason that my*
* doctor told me not to participate,*
**[00:13] Hako**
*but my grade was always a 1.*
**[00:17] Hako**
*Simply because of the status I was born with,*
**[00:19] Hako**
*I never scored any higher than a 1.*
**[00:22] Hako**
* That's why I decided I needed to find*
* my identity elsewhere.*
**[00:29] (Flashback) Hako**
I want to invent a drug that'll
cure the disease Mom and I have.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Mom**
Pharmaceutical school is a
six-year course, right?
**[00:37] (Flashback) Dad**
And we can't afford a private school.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Hako**
There are always scholarships...
***SIGN*** Pharmaceutical Department
**[00:41] (Flashback) Hako**
I'll study my hardest, I promise.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Mom**
Well, you'll have to study
much harder than you do now.
**[00:47] (Flashback) Hako**
I know.
**[00:48] (Flashback) Dad**
You can do it, Kusue.
**[00:50] (Flashback) Hako**
Yeah.
**[00:51] Hako**
*But...*
**[01:00] Shindou**
Huh?!
**[01:00] Toki**
Wha?!
**[01:01] Shindou**
Wind!
**[01:10] Hako**
*But...*
**[01:12] BanditC**
Shit!
**[01:13] BanditC**
Did they all get taken out?!
**[01:15] BanditD**
Don't go out there!
They won't find us in here.
**[01:18] Soldier**
I found more! Kill them!
**[01:30] Hako**
*But... one day, out of nowhere...*
**[01:36] Soldier**
Hero, we've found your three friends!
**[01:40] Toki**
Ugh...
**[01:41] Shindou**
Gruesome...
**[01:43] Hako**
* The violence that had always*
* been meaningless to me*
**[01:46] Hako**
* became the most vital skill*
* I needed to stay alive.*
**[01:52] SoldierA**
Hey! Did you look in that hut?
**[01:54] SoldierA**
Don't forget to take anything worth
selling before you burn it down!
**[01:58] SoldierB**
Hey, here's a good one.
**[02:00] SoldierB**
I'll be taking this.
**[02:02] SoldierC**
We'll be dividing it all up later.
Throw it on the pile.
**[02:05] Hako**
* The sensation of the ground*
* giving out beneath my feet...*
**[02:09] Hako**
*Forget finding my identity.*
**[02:15] Hako**
* My basic prerequisites for*
* living changed completely.*
**[02:20] Hako**
* The prerequisite that everything*
* stayed peaceful...*
**[02:31] Hako**
*I'm...*
**[04:10] Kahvel**
We should let the horses rest soon.
**[04:12] Kahvel**
Let's make camp nearby.
**[04:14] Shindou**
Yeah. The sun's setting soon, anyway.
**[04:21] Bihmsberg**
Wow, this is good.
**[04:23] Maqua**
It really is.
**[04:25] Yotsuya**
Aw...
**[04:28] Shindou**
You still can't eat?
**[04:30] Hako**
Just one bite...
**[04:31] Shindou**
That was a pretty gruesome sight.
**[04:34] Hako**
Yeah.
**[04:37] Hako**
What happened back there is still burned
into my retinas. It won't go away.
**[04:42] Shindou**
It's not a big deal if
you have no appetite.
**[04:45] Shindou**
We don't really get hungry
in this world, anyway.
**[04:48] Hako**
I...
**[04:51] Hako**
I want to protect everyone.
**[04:54] Shindou**
Huh?
**[04:55] Hako**
My friends... and the people of this world.
**[05:00] Hako**
But I can't even protect myself.
**[05:03] Hako**
All I do is hold everyone back.
**[05:05] Shindou**
Kusue...
**[05:08] Hako**
I don't know if I can handle this.
**[05:12] Maqua**
I feel bad making the hero
do the cooking, though.
**[05:16] Yotsuya**
Oh, don't worry about it.
Cooking is my thing.
**[05:20] Toki**
He just wants the experience points.
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
Now that I'm rank 10,
**[05:25] Yotsuya**
I can use big pots and cooking utensils.
**[05:28] Maqua**
Rank?
**[05:29] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun seems just fine.
**[05:32] Hako**
Yeah...
**[05:33] Hako**
* It's always the same. The ones with*
* the physical strength gain levels,*
**[05:39] Hako**
*and they get access to everything.*
**[05:40] Kahvel**
Great Hero.
**[05:42] Yotsuya**
Oh, back for seconds?
**[05:44] Kahvel**
Let's begin our training now!
**[05:46] Yotsuya**
Training?
**[05:48] Toki**
You said before that she
helped train you, right?
**[05:52] Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[05:53] Yotsuya**
Out of 100 matches, all with handicaps,
I only beat her three times.
**[05:58] Yotsuya**
In fact, at some point,
**[05:59] Yotsuya**
she switched to a real sword and started
hacking me up within an inch of my life.
**[06:03] Yotsuya**
I thought I was in Hell.
**[06:05] Toki**
A-An inch of your life?
**[06:08] Toki**
Come to think of it, when she rescued us...
**[06:11] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I want you to let me train the
four of you with the sword!
**[06:16] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Since you're heroes,
**[06:18] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I can slice you up all I want with a
real sword, and it won't be a problem!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Um...
**[06:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I mean, since we don't have
any other options, sure.
**[06:28] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Excellent! Now I can slice up
flesh to my heart's content!
**[06:31] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Yay! I should go tell my dad right away!
**[06:36] Toki**
And she sounded so happy about it.
**[06:38] Toki**
I have so many bad feelings...
**[06:40] Kahvel**
Okay, let's start with you.
**[06:43] Toki**
Eep! For real?!
**[06:45] Kahvel**
I'll begin attacking after five seconds.
**[06:48] Toki**
Okay...
**[06:49] (Flashback) Kahvel**
There's nothing I love more
than cleaving the flesh...
**[06:53] (Flashback) Kahvel**
of living things!
**[06:55] Yotsuya**
*What's her deal, exactly?*
**[06:57] Yotsuya**
* Her looks are on point,*
* but man... talk about whiplash.*
**[07:04] Shindou**
Yuka-san, are you okay?
**[07:07] Toki**
I couldn't be worse!
**[07:08] Toki**
I know sensations of pain in this world are
only 1/36th of what we'd feel in our world,
**[07:12] Toki**
but being sliced up still hurts!
**[07:16] Kahvel**
Okay, next is...
**[07:23] Kahvel**
So you can't even lift a longsword?
**[07:27] Kahvel**
This will take some time.
**[07:30] Hako**
* The modern Japan that I*
* lived in was so peaceful.*
**[07:36] Kahvel**
What happened?!
**[07:38] Bihmsberg**
We were attacked by goblins while
gathering firewood, and Makuah was...
**[07:42] Maqua**
I got too careless.
**[07:44] Kahvel**
How could you be injured by goblins?
**[07:46] Kahvel**
And you call yourself my subordinate?
**[07:47] Maqua**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[07:51] Hako**
* When I came to this world,*
* everything fell apart.*
**[08:01] Maqua**
The wound is going away...
**[08:04] Shindou**
I didn't know you could use healing magic.
**[08:07] Yotsuya**
I'm accelerating his cellular metabolism
**[08:10] Yotsuya**
to make his wound heal itself faster.
**[08:13] Yotsuya**
I can't surpass his natural regenerative
ability, but I can do this.
**[08:17] Toki**
Just like when you were a Chef, you can
gain experience without even fighting.
**[08:21] Toki**
Isn't that kinda unfair?
**[08:24] Yotsuya**
Well, don't complain to me about it.
Take it up with the system.
**[08:29] Hako**
*The system...*
**[08:31] Hako**
* We can't escape this system*
* we've been forced into.*
**[08:38] Hako**
*I want to protect everyone!*
**[08:40] Hako**
* To do that, I have to gain*
* experience points...*
**[08:43] Hako**
*and get much stronger!*
**[08:46] Kahvel**
You're moving much better now.
**[08:54] Kahvel**
Still going to need more time before we
start with the longsword, though...
**[09:00] Hako**
*I have to get more experience points...*
**[09:06] Maqua**
We've found a horde of goblins.
**[09:09] Bihmsberg**
Shall we take a detour?
**[09:10] Kahvel**
No, it'll be faster to wipe
them all out ourselves.
**[09:13] Yotsuya**
Ah, no.
**[09:15] Yotsuya**
We'll handle it.
**[09:18] Yotsuya**
All we've done lately is train,
**[09:20] Yotsuya**
so we haven't gained any experience.
**[09:23] Shindou**
That's true.
**[09:24] Toki**
Yeah, as if *you* haven't been getting
experience by healing people.
**[09:28] Shindou**
Coming, Kusue?
**[09:30] Shindou**
You don't have to if you don't want to.
**[09:32] Hako**
O-Okay...
**[09:34] Yotsuya**
All right! Let's get to work!
**[09:41] Kahvel**
I don't think a longsword is
necessary against mere goblins,
**[09:45] Kahvel**
but I'm still concerned.
**[09:49] Toki**
Fire!
**[09:50] Shindou**
Wind!
**[09:59] Kahvel**
Great Hero!
**[10:23] Hako**
I'm sorry...
**[10:27] Hako**
I'm sorry...
**[10:29] Hako**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[10:32] Hako**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 146 0 l 146 122 l 0 122
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 136 0 l 136 150 l 0 150
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Rank 5→6
***SIGN*** Health > 126%
Upper Body > 166%
Lower Body > 106%
Involuntary
Muscle > 108.5%
Strength > 126%
MP 1409/1409
***SIGN*** Creature 38x90%
***SIGN*** Creature Magic
Can speed up or slow down
the cellular metabolism
of creatures by touching
with the palm.
Can increase or decrease
the persuasiveness of their
own words and actions.
·Can gain knowledge about
the insides of monsters
ranked C or lower and all
common beasts, as well as
methods for cooking them.
·Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
**[10:35] Yotsuya**
After all that work,
it barely went up at all.
**[10:39] Toki**
Probably because your rank's
already higher than any of ours.
**[10:43] Shindou**
Kusue, I heard you defeated a goblin.
**[10:46] Toki**
Yeah... somehow...
**[10:49] Shindou**
You finally did it, huh?
**[10:50] Toki**
Yeah.
**[10:52] Toki**
*I can still feel it in my hands...*
**[10:56] Toki**
* That squishing feeling*
* of flesh giving way...*
**[11:03] Kahvel**
I'm truly happy that you've come
into your own as a sword wielder!
**[11:08] Kahvel**
However...
**[11:10] Hako**
Yes?
**[11:11] Kahvel**
I'm sad that I didn't get to slice
any goblin flesh with my own hands.
**[11:15] Shindou**
Uh...
**[11:16] Hako**
So... why do you enjoy cutting
living flesh so much?
**[11:21] Kahvel**
I'm glad you asked!
**[11:23] Kahvel**
There are countless great
things about living flesh!
**[11:26] Kahvel**
First, the firmness of muscle!
**[11:27] Kahvel**
When the fibers of a muscle that's
in active motion during combat
**[11:31] Kahvel**
split like fraying threads
at the end of my blade...
**[11:34] Kahvel**
The sensation as it progresses from
living to dead, from the outside in...
**[11:38] Kahvel**
These are the things
**[11:39] Kahvel**
that happen within the brief instant
after I swing my sword downward!
**[11:45] Kahvel**
And the way it feels on my hands when I do!
**[11:48] Kahvel**
All of it is simply intoxicating!
**[11:56] Kahvel**
Anyway, there might still
be more of them here.
**[11:59] Kahvel**
I'm going to patrol the area.
**[12:01] Kahvel**
Bihmsberg, Makuah!
**[12:02] Both**
Yes, ma'am!
**[12:04] Kahvel**
I hope I get to slice some flesh!
**[12:09] Yotsuya**
You know, Kahvel-san's dad told me...
**[12:14] Yotsuya**
When she was little,
**[12:16] Yotsuya**
she was watching her dad
train her older brother,
**[12:18] Yotsuya**
and he said that going up against
living opponents with real swords
**[12:22] Yotsuya**
provided the most experience.
**[12:24] Yotsuya**
Apparently, that's what
his words impressed upon her.
**[12:28] Yotsuya**
I guess you'd say she misbrained it?
**[12:30] Yotsuya**
Kids are good at that.
**[12:32] Toki**
M-Misbrained...?
**[12:33] Yotsuya**
"Misheard," but with your brain.
**[12:35] Shindou**
What the heck?
**[12:44] (Flashback) Hako**
I'm sorry...
**[12:46] Hako**
*But I'm going to protect everyone.*
**[12:51] Hako**
*I'll get back home alive*
**[12:54] Hako**
*and realize my dream.*
**[12:56] Hako**
*So I have to*
**[12:59] Hako**
*cut flesh, too.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►The monster threat levels that Chefs can detect
using their skills are expressed in eight tiers
from G to S.
►Threat levels are based on the number of
soldiers of the kingdom's military required to
defeat them. An F-rank monster can be defeated
by a single soldier with sufficient training,
while a C-rank calls for 11 to 50 soldiers, and an
S-rank may be too powerful for any number of
soldiers to defeat.
**[13:15] Shindou**
What happened?!
**[13:16] Kahvel**
Whoa, there.
**[13:18] Maqua**
Oh, man...
**[13:19] Bihmsberg**
Guess we didn't see it there.
**[13:22] Maqua**
I'm afraid it's stuck fast.
**[13:24] Bihmsberg**
The wheel just about snapped.
**[13:27] Shindou**
Everyone okay?
**[13:28] Hako**
I think so...
**[13:29] Toki**
That freaked me out!
**[13:31] Kahvel**
Bihmsberg...
**[13:32] Bihmsberg**
We'll take care of it.
**[13:33] Yotsuya**
I'll help you out.
**[13:36] Maqua**
Here we go!
**[13:38] Bihmsberg**
One...
**[13:39] Both**
Two, and...
**[13:40] Three**
Three!
**[13:46] Toki**
It raised up a little!
**[13:48] Kahvel**
Slowly, now.
**[13:49] Shindou**
Right.
**[13:53] Maqua**
Great Hero, we've almost got it!
**[13:59] Toki**
All right! It's out!
**[14:06] Maqua**
That was easier than I expected.
**[14:08] Bihmsberg**
You said it.
**[14:12] Kahvel**
All right, let's hurry on.
**[14:15] Both**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Traverse 5% of the map (Currently 1.76%)
***SIGN*** Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 15 days, 5 hours
**[14:16] Yotsuya**
We have about fifteen days
and five hours left...
**[14:21] Yotsuya**
It'll be close.
**[14:26] Shindou**
Kahvel-san, I see something.
**[14:30] Kahvel**
An army being attacked by monsters?
**[14:34] Kahvel**
Which army? I see some civilians, too...
**[14:37] Kahvel**
And even a child.
**[14:39] Hako**
We have to help them!
**[14:41] Yotsuya**
Are you serious?
**[14:42] Yotsuya**
We have no idea if we even
have time to spare.
**[14:45] Yotsuya**
I'd rather make as few unnecessary
stops as possible.
**[14:51] Hako**
Then would you mind letting me off here?
**[14:55] Hako**
I'll go alone if I have to.
**[14:57] Toki**
What?!
**[14:58] Shindou**
Hang on, Kusue! Think this through!
**[15:01] Yotsuya**
Weren't we going to make
it back home alive?
**[15:05] Yotsuya**
If completing the quest is
required for that, we can't—
**[15:07] Hako**
I'm sorry.
**[15:08] Hako**
But remember what I said before?
**[15:11] Yotsuya**
What?
**[15:12] Hako**
That saving someone's life isn't all
there is to "saving" them.
**[15:16] Yotsuya**
Uh, right...
**[15:17] Hako**
And you know...
**[15:21] Hako**
if I abandoned a child...
**[15:23] Hako**
there'd be no point anymore.
**[15:26] Hako**
So...
**[15:28] Hako**
I just can't.
**[15:30] Yotsuya**
*Wait, what?*
**[15:31] Yotsuya**
* "If I don't save the kid, there's no*
* point in living the rest of my life"?*
**[15:36] Yotsuya**
*Damn, just how badass are you?*
**[15:41] Yotsuya**
Although, you know,
**[15:42] Yotsuya**
this could be some kind of event.
**[15:45] Shindou**
Event?
**[15:47] Shindou**
Like, Game Master's watching to
see if we save them or not?
**[15:51] Yotsuya**
As an example... those guys could
be on their way to Radodorbo.
**[15:55] Shindou**
Ah...
**[15:57] Yotsuya**
Okay, on that note,
let's split into two groups.
**[16:00] Yotsuya**
I'll head out there with Hakozaki-san.
**[16:03] Yotsuya**
The rest of you can go on ahead.
**[16:05] Shindou**
What? We're splitting up?
**[16:07] Yotsuya**
We'll get it done and catch
up as fast as we can.
**[16:10] Yotsuya**
You okay with that?
**[16:12] Hoko**
Yeah.
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
They're nearly wiped out already, though!
**[16:28] Yotsuya**
Wh-What?!
**[16:29] Yotsuya**
They all turned toward us!
**[16:31] Yotsuya**
Another consequence of being heroes?!
**[16:34] Yotsuya**
*Meri kobolds... the kobold family.*
**[16:36] Yotsuya**
* Threat level E. So they're stronger*
* than one of the kingdom's soldiers...*
**[16:40] Yotsuya**
Hell, just one is stronger
than the two of us combined!
**[16:43] Gurobi**
Are those...
**[16:44] Hem**
Heroes?
**[16:46] Yotsuya**
We'll draw them to us!
Attack them from behind!
**[16:49] Both**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Kite Shield
***SIGN*** Short Sword
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[17:10] Yotsuya**
* It's no use! They outnumber us,*
* they're stronger than us,*
**[17:13] Yotsuya**
*and they're all heading for us at once!*
**[17:18] Yotsuya**
Hey! Look behind you!
**[17:21] Yotsuya**
* It didn't work! Wait, they don't*
* understand human speech?!*
**[17:28] Yotsuya**
I'm not done yet!
**[17:35] Yotsuya**
Now you're—
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[17:39] Both**
Back attack!
**[17:44] Hako**
*Why am I even here?*
**[17:47] Hako**
*There's no point if I can't fight.*
**[18:11] Hako**
* If I have to be protected again,*
* it'll all amount to nothing.*
***SIGN*** Kite Shield
***SIGN*** Longsword
***SIGN*** Short Sword
***SIGN*** Longsword
**[18:52] Yotsuya**
*She got it to let its guard down,*
**[18:53] Yotsuya**
* then summoned her longsword*
* at the last second.*
**[18:55] Yotsuya**
* Since it was so quick, that offset the issue*
* of it being too heavy for her to lift,*
**[18:59] Yotsuya**
*killing two birds with one stone.*
**[19:04] Yotsuya**
*Has Hakozaki-san's character changed?*
**[19:07] Yotsuya**
*In any case...*
**[19:10] Yotsuya**
There's just one left!
**[19:13] Yotsuya**
Yes!
**[19:14] Yotsuya**
Hey! Over here!
**[19:17] Both**
Great Hero!
**[19:30] Kahvel**
*What lovely flesh.*
**[19:42] Bihmsberg**
What's their deal?
**[19:43] Maqua**
I guess they're just shy.
**[19:45] Yotsuya**
So the surviving soldiers and civilians
total... three, four... six?
**[19:50] Toki**
There are still some with injuries.
Can you help them all?
**[19:54] Yotsuya**
Yeah, I think so.
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
I absorbed some magic from the
monsters' blood to replenish my MP.
**[20:00] Hako**
You can do that?
**[20:02] Yotsuya**
That berserker at the bandits' hideout
**[20:05] Yotsuya**
apparently got that way by eating
too much flesh imbued with magic.
**[20:09] Yotsuya**
So I figured it should be
possible to absorb it, too.
**[20:13] Shindou**
You should've brought this up sooner!
**[20:15] Yotsuya**
Well, this was my first time trying it.
**[20:19] Kamilto**
Great Hero...
**[20:20] Kamilto**
Thank you so much for everything.
**[20:24] Yotsuya**
Sure.
**[20:25] Yotsuya**
So what is this group you're with,
and where are you headed?
**[20:28] Kamilto**
We are soldiers of the Kingdom of Deokk.
**[20:30] Kamilto**
On the king's orders, we are transporting
these heretics to Radodorbo.
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Traverse 5% of the map
***SIGN*** Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 40 days)
**[20:40] Kamilto**
These heinous criminals violated our ban
on the foreign religion known as Arteros.
**[20:45] Kamilto**
Since it is believed that Radodorbo is home to
the greatest number of secret Arteros devotees,
**[20:51] Kamilto**
we are going to publicly execute
them atop a hill there.
**[20:54] Toki**
*Radodorbo! It actually came up!*
**[20:57] Yotsuya**
*We still don't know what the "goods" are.*
**[21:00] Shindou**
*Humans? Death row convicts?*
**[21:03] Hako**
*Heretics... A child? What's going on?*
**[21:08] Yotsuya**
*Are these people the "goods"?*
**[21:10] Yotsuya**
* But if we take them there,*
* they're gonna be killed, including the kid.*
**[21:16] GM**
*A human attack has been detec.*
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Chef Rank 9→8
**[21:18] GM**
*Reducing your experi.*
**[21:21] Yotsuya**
But it's okay if people die
as a result of our actions?
**[21:25] Yotsuya**
*Is this event part of the quest?*
**[21:28] Yotsuya**
*Or do we fail if we help them?*
**[21:31] Yotsuya**
*Which...*
**[21:33] Yotsuya**
*is it?!*
***SIGN*** What a Life Is Worth
**[23:09] ---**
m 0 0 l 340 0 l 340 38 l 0 38
***SIGN*** Complete the mini-game!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Shindou Hakozaki
***SIGN*** Fight
Run
Defend
Tool
***SIGN*** A troll appeared!
***SIGN*** Shindou
***SIGN*** Hakozaki
***SIGN*** Yotsuya attacks!
No effect!
***SIGN*** Yotsuya
***SIGN*** Shindou takes a
defensive stance.
***SIGN*** Hakozaki is too
scared to fight.
***SIGN*** The troll attacks!
It deals a
crushing blow!
***SIGN*** All the heroes
have died.
**[23:21] GM**
Hey, Yotsuya! How could you die?
**[23:24] Yotsuya**
This game's impossible!
**[23:26] ---**
m 0 0 l 340 0 l 340 38 l 0 38
***SIGN*** Complete the mini-game!
***SIGN*** A troll appeared!
***SIGN*** GameMas
***SIGN*** GameMas
***SIGN*** Fight
Run
Defend
Tool
***SIGN*** Spell
***SIGN*** Mood Music
***SIGN*** The troll is
entranced by
the song!
***SIGN*** Fight
Run
Defend
Tool
***SIGN*** The troll has
a change of heart
and joins the party!
**[23:34] GM**
That's how you're supposed
to beat the mini.
**[23:37] Yotsuya**
This game's shit!
# E6 - The Ancient Ruins of Hosszú Bányázait Alagút
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR71VVJ3R/the-ancient-ruins-of-hossz-bnyzait-alagt)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Kamilto**
On the king's orders, we are transporting
these heretics to Radodorbo.
***SIGN*** Traverse 5% of the map
***SIGN*** Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 40 days)
**[00:08] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Are these people the "goods"?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Kamilto**
We are going to publicly execute
them atop a hill there.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
But if we take them there,
they're gonna be killed, including the kid.
**[00:21] (Flashback) GM**
A human attack has been detec.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Chef Rank 9→8
**[00:23] (Flashback) GM**
Reducing your experi.
**[00:25] Yotsuya**
* But it's okay if people die*
* as a result of our actions?*
**[00:29] Yotsuya**
*Is this event part of the quest?*
**[00:32] Yotsuya**
*Or do we fail if we help them?*
**[00:35] Yotsuya**
*Which...*
**[00:37] Yotsuya**
*is it?!*
**[02:09] Kahvel**
I don't believe the
far western town of Radodorbo
**[02:11] Kahvel**
falls under the Kingdom of Deokk's authority.
**[02:15] Kahvel**
You intend to execute your own
citizens on foreign ground?
**[02:20] Kamilto**
Who do you think you are?
State your name!
**[02:23] Kahvel**
I am Kahvel, a knight of the
city-state of Cortonel.
**[02:26] Kahvel**
While your nation may be larger,
you appear to be a mere foot soldier,
**[02:29] Kahvel**
which means I am not obligated
to submit to your questioning.
**[02:32] Kamilto**
Ah, Cortonel?
**[02:34] Kamilto**
The tiny nation with no value as anything
but a significant traffic route?
**[02:38] Kamilto**
Well, pardon my rudeness.
**[02:40] Kamilto**
I am Vice Corporal Kamilto
of the Kingdom of Deokk,
**[02:43] Kamilto**
and I am in command of this squad.
**[02:46] Kahvel**
A militant troop from a large nation
with no talent for anything but war
**[02:49] Kahvel**
had its highest officers killed by kobolds,
and has the nerve to speak to me that way?
**[03:00] Shindou**
Wait just a minute!
**[03:02] Kahvel**
The Kingdom of Deokk is a dictatorship that seeks
to consolidate power over the entire continent!
**[03:06] Kahvel**
We should carve up these three and
bury them while we have the chance!
**[03:10] Kamilto**
I will not allow anyone to
ridicule the Kingdom of Deokk!
**[03:12] Kamilto**
Any who stand in our way will die!
**[03:15] Shindou**
U-Um...
**[03:18] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[03:20] Yotsuya**
Oh, uh...
**[03:22] Yotsuya**
Heroes, gather!
**[03:24] Yotsuya**
This whole situation is an event we have to
get through to deliver the goods to Radodorbo.
**[03:29] Yotsuya**
And if it's a compulsory
event, that means...
**[03:32] Yotsuya**
the "goods" we have to deliver must be...
**[03:34] Shindou**
Those people, right?
**[03:38] Shindou**
I get it now.
**[03:39] Toki**
So if we help those kingdom soldiers,
we'll complete the quest, right?
**[03:43] Yotsuya**
Yes, but if we transport these prisoners,
**[03:45] Yotsuya**
they'll all be executed, even this child.
**[03:48] Toki**
So that's the deal, huh?
**[03:50] Yotsuya**
The people from the future may be
watching to see if we'll sacrifice them.
**[03:55] Yotsuya**
It's also possible the result of our actions
will be considered a human attack,
**[03:58] Yotsuya**
which would mean game over for us.
**[04:00] Toki**
Wait, so it's a trap, then!
**[04:02] Yotsuya**
I'm just saying it's a possibility.
**[04:05] Yotsuya**
In any case, I think it'd be pretty risky
to kill those soldiers right now.
**[04:09] Yotsuya**
So what do we do?
**[04:13] Toki**
Oh, I just came up with an idea.
**[04:16] Toki**
Maybe we could see them
as far as Radodorbo,
**[04:18] Toki**
then stop the execution
and set them all free?
**[04:21] Yotsuya**
Oh, that's possible.
**[04:23] Shindou**
So, um...
**[04:24] Shindou**
Does everyone agree we should keep
heading that way until we decide?
**[04:30] Yotsuya**
So that settles it.
**[04:31] Yotsuya**
I think that's the better option, too.
**[04:37] Soldier**
Are you sure we should allow
them to accompany us?
**[04:41] Soldier**
With a foreign knight among them, no less?
**[04:43] Kamilto**
We have no choice.
**[04:45] Kamilto**
We can't kill the prisoners
before their execution.
**[04:48] Kamilto**
We have no choice but to rely on
the hero with the healing power.
**[04:52] Hako**
He still hasn't regained consciousness?
**[04:55] Yotsuya**
I think he's improving little by little,
**[04:58] Yotsuya**
but he *is* just a child.
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
And I have to take breaks now and
then since my MP is limited.
**[05:04] Yotsuya**
* What we need is information.*
* That comes first.*
**[05:10] Kamilto**
We'll make camp here.
You can agree to that, yes?
**[05:18] Kahvel**
Why must we take orders
from a man like him?
**[05:22] Shindou**
Well, we're the ones who asked to
be allowed to travel with them.
**[05:30] Shindou**
*I don't know what it is...*
**[05:32] Shindou**
*but I just don't trust him.*
**[05:35] Yotsuya**
Excuse me, Kamilto-san.
**[05:41] Soldier**
Don't hang around too long.
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
Thanks.
**[05:45] Fofcel**
Thank you for inviting me.
**[05:47] Yotsuya**
I thought you'd be worried
about this child.
**[05:50] Fofcel**
I appreciate your consideration.
**[05:52] Fofcel**
I am Fofcel, a missionary.
**[05:55] Fofcel**
I've come from the continent of Illa.
**[05:59] Fofcel**
I had hoped...
**[06:00] Fofcel**
that Belili here could be spared,
even if the rest of us cannot.
**[06:05] Yotsuya**
*Huh...*
**[06:06] Yotsuya**
* There it is! So that's what*
* the real goal is here?*
**[06:09] Fofcel**
The Kingdom of Deokk
kills all Arteros believers,
**[06:13] Fofcel**
even those from other countries.
**[06:15] Fofcel**
He surely won't be afforded any
protection in Radodorbo, either.
**[06:19] Yotsuya**
If I may ask, what does this kingdom
hate so much about Arteros?
**[06:26] Fofcel**
The nation is divided between
citizens who worship only the king
**[06:29] Fofcel**
and citizens who worship
both God and the king.
**[06:33] Fofcel**
Both sides continue their hostilities,
insisting that the other side started it,
**[06:37] Fofcel**
leading to prolonged conflict in which
**[06:39] Fofcel**
each side destroyed everything
the other believed in.
**[06:42] Fofcel**
The destruction of the kingdom's successive
leaders' statues was the final straw,
**[06:47] Fofcel**
leading to the prohibition
of the religion...
**[06:51] Fofcel**
and the execution of its believers.
**[06:54] Shindou**
For real?
**[06:55] Shindou**
Even for a dictatorship,
executing people over statues is...
**[06:59] Fofcel**
It is a complicated thing.
**[07:01] Fofcel**
In peaceful times, the god Jiusis
advocates love and peace,
**[07:06] Fofcel**
but some believers failed to comprehend what
our scriptures said about love and peace,
**[07:10] Fofcel**
and the people of the kingdom
divided into "us" and "them."
**[07:14] Yotsuya**
* So the actions of a few radicals*
* made everything worse.*
**[07:18] Yotsuya**
* Looks like this really*
* is a compulsory event.*
**[07:21] Toki**
I don't really get stuff like
religion and dictatorships.
**[07:27] Yotsuya**
*So next is...*
**[07:29] Yotsuya**
*him.*
**[07:31] Yotsuya**
Kamilto-san.
**[07:34] Yotsuya**
Why was it necessary to undergo
**[07:37] Yotsuya**
such a dangerous journey just to execute
Arteros believers in Radodorbo?
**[07:41] Kamilto**
To set an example, of course.
**[07:43] Kamilto**
They come here from the continent of Illa,
**[07:46] Kamilto**
and since Radodorbo is the gateway to this
continent, they must be halted there.
**[07:50] Kamilto**
It's vitally important
to dampen their morale
**[07:52] Kamilto**
as soon as they set foot here,
to prevent them from propagating further.
**[07:57] Yotsuya**
Is it really necessary
to go to such lengths?
**[08:01] Kamilto**
Our king...
**[08:06] (Flashback) Kamilto**
Father!
**[08:13] (Flashback) Kamilto**
Father...
**[08:15] Kamilto**
The fate of war orphans and families
whose men could no longer work
**[08:20] Kamilto**
was already set in stone.
**[08:22] Kamilto**
But it was the current king,
Deokk V, who changed that history.
**[08:27] (Flashback) Deokk**
I shall reward not only our soldiers
who fought bravely in the war,
**[08:30] (Flashback) Deokk**
but also those who lost their fathers
or sons, with one slave each!
**[08:35] (Flashback) Deokk**
The first step to the unification
of this continent
**[08:38] (Flashback) Deokk**
is to improve the lives of the citizens!
**[08:41] (Flashback) Deokk**
To realize this goal, it is my intention
**[08:43] (Flashback) Deokk**
to continue establishing more
colonies in the kingdom's name!
**[08:48] Kamilto**
My family was thus spared
from homelessness.
**[08:51] Kamilto**
Ours is a good king who
never abandons the weak,
**[08:54] Kamilto**
and he truly desires a unified continent
for the good of the people.
**[08:58] Kamilto**
To achieve that, the evil Arteros religion
must be erased from this continent at any cost.
**[09:04] Kamilto**
Do you understand now?
**[09:09] Yotsuya**
Yes.
**[09:13] Shindou**
*Killing is definitely going too far,*
**[09:15] Shindou**
* but in these people's minds,*
* that logic makes sense.*
**[09:18] Yotsuya**
* A guy who's colonizing smaller countries*
* for slaves is "saving the weak"?*
**[09:23] Yotsuya**
* He's only saving the weak*
* of his own nation.*
**[09:26] Yotsuya**
*That's just mob mentality.*
**[09:29] Toki**
How is that a good king?
**[09:31] Kamilto**
What?
**[09:34] Toki**
Yeah, I gave it some thought,
**[09:36] Toki**
and I hate dictatorships.
**[09:38] Yotsuya**
Uh, I'm still talking here—
**[09:41] Toki**
I mean, don't you, too?
**[09:42] Toki**
Like, bullies try to assert dominance
based on certain social cues, right?
**[09:46] Toki**
If someone makes waves and all
the others turn on them,
**[09:48] Toki**
they're demoted to a target, and the
cycle of social cues goes on and on.
**[09:51] Toki**
But every now and then,
**[09:53] Toki**
there's one who ignores the cues and goes
crying to her boyfriend or a teacher.
**[09:57] Toki**
That's wrong, isn't it?
**[09:58] Toki**
We're not playing by those rules!
**[10:01] Toki**
A big nation attacking smaller
ones is just ganging up on them!
**[10:05] Toki**
There's no humanity involved in a
bunch of people ganging up on a few!
**[10:10] Toki**
You get what I mean?
**[10:12] Yotsuya**
*No humanity? What's she talking about?*
**[10:15] Toki**
And once the few are made
into slaves, they're done!
**[10:18] Toki**
Where does he get off "rewarding"
people with slaves?
**[10:20] Toki**
Those aren't the king's slaves!
**[10:22] Yotsuya**
Okay, if nothing else,
I get that you're pissed.
**[10:25] Kamilto**
I haven't understood a word you've said,
**[10:28] Kamilto**
but I do understand that
you're ridiculing my king!
**[10:30] Kamilto**
Take it back or die!
**[10:32] Toki**
Hey, Iu-san!
**[10:33] Shindou**
Eh?
**[10:34] Toki**
There's no way we'll all die
if we kill these guys!
**[10:37] Toki**
Let's kill 'em!
**[10:39] Yotsuya**
She didn't say anything! I'm sorry!
I'll give her a talking-to!
**[10:42] Kamilto**
And what is your opinion, then?
**[10:45] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[10:45] Yotsuya**
Oh, uh, well... To each his own, I say!
**[10:48] Yotsuya**
And the king... isn't wrong
as far as that logic goes.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Equidae
Hikoteri Horse
***SIGN*** Unlike the creatures known as "horses" on Earth, they are omnivorous
and walk on two legs. The standard cost of one horse is equivalent to
around 700,000 Japanese yen, but premium stock can sell for more
than ten million. When not carrying any cargo, it can reach top speeds
of 70 to 120 kilometers per hour.
**[11:15] Kahvel**
You know, being women,
**[11:17] Kahvel**
there's no way we'll ever
match a man's strength.
**[11:20] Kahvel**
The question is how to
make up that difference.
**[11:22] Shindou**
With techniques...
**[11:24] Shindou**
Sword art, right?
**[11:26] Kahvel**
Which means cutting locations that will
cause instant death or a fatal wound.
**[11:31] Kahvel**
Do you know where those are?
**[11:32] Shindou**
Uh...
**[11:39] Kamilto**
It will take seven days
to cross this mountain.
**[11:41] Kamilto**
From there, it's five days to Radodorbo.
**[11:44] Yotsuya**
* That's the first time he's spoken*
* to me since two nights ago...*
**[11:50] Hako**
So twelve more days until we get there...
**[11:53] Hako**
And we have thirteen days and
twenty hours left in our quest.
**[11:57] Hako**
It'll be close.
**[11:58] Kahvel**
Can we cross that mountain
with horse-drawn carriages?
**[12:00] Kamilto**
The steep slopes make it difficult,
but not impossible.
**[12:04] Kamilto**
However, there is an alternate route.
**[12:07] Kamilto**
It would be faster.
**[12:14] Yotsuya**
This is killing me!
**[12:16] Bihmsberg**
This is the second time I've
pushed a carriage with you.
**[12:20] Yotsuya**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[12:22] Bihmsberg**
It won't be much longer. Let's keep it up!
**[12:25] Yotsuya**
Right!
**[12:27] Soldier**
Hey, there it is! I see it!
**[12:36] Yotsuya**
What is that?
**[12:43] Kahvel**
This is the alternate route?
**[12:48] Kamilto**
The mechanisms throughout this cave
were built thousands of years ago,
**[12:52] Kamilto**
but we know that the one at the
entrance is still functional.
**[12:56] Kahvel**
It does seem preferable to riding
our carriages over the mountain...
**[13:00] Soldier**
Wait just inside for a bit.
**[13:03] Soldier**
I'll activate the mechanism
that'll allow us entry.
**[13:06] Yotsuya**
Got it.
**[13:12] Toki**
Wow...
**[13:14] Yotsuya**
Incredible...
**[13:38] Toki**
It's turning!
**[13:41] Yotsuya**
That's so cool!
**[13:44] Bihmsberg**
Whoa, wait!
**[13:45] Makuah**
You're kidding me!
**[13:49] Bihmsberg**
Open up!
**[13:50] Makuah**
Hey! Open up!
**[13:51] Yotsuya**
*We're... locked in?!*
**[13:55] Kamilto**
I'm truly sorry about this,
**[13:57] Kamilto**
but we cannot travel with
people who sympathize with
**[14:00] Kamilto**
the followers of that evil religion!
**[14:02] Kahvel**
You bastard!
**[14:03] Kamilto**
I wish you great heroes all the best.
**[14:06] Kamilto**
Though I can't say whether your
strength will work against *that*...
**[14:11] Kamilto**
Come, let's go!
**[14:12] Fofcel**
Great Hero!
**[14:13] Kamilto**
Quiet!
**[14:16] Toki**
Hey!
**[14:17] Shindou**
Damn him!
**[14:21] Yotsuya**
* We lost the prisoners that*
* might be our "goods."*
**[14:25] Yotsuya**
*And time's running out.*
**[14:30] Yotsuya**
*I don't know if we can even get out.*
**[14:32] Yotsuya**
* Seriously? This is worse*
* than where we started!*
**[14:42] Kahvel**
This settles it. If we can get through
here, it's a shortcut, right?
**[14:47] Kahvel**
So let's get through first, hack up those
three, bury them, and be done with it.
**[14:53] Kahvel**
What do you say? Come on.
**[14:57] Yotsuya**
Let's go!
**[15:14] Yotsuya**
Well, that's a pretty obvious trap!
**[15:35] Yotsuya**
*This pillar... should face this way.*
**[15:53] Shindou**
Hey, way to go!
**[16:20] Toki**
Whoa, scary!
**[16:27] Yotsuya**
This one should be easy!
**[16:30] Yotsuya**
We're gonna get to the other side
first and give that Deokk jerk a—
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 144 0 l 144 122 l 0 122
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 134 0 l 134 146 l 0 146
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Rank 8
***SIGN*** Health > 128%
Upper Body > 168%
Lower Body > 108%
Involuntary
Muscle > 110.5%
Strength > 128%
MP 1409/1409
***SIGN*** Creature 42x90%
***SIGN*** Creature Magic
Can speed up or slow down
the cellular metabolism
of creatures by touching
with the palm.
Can increase or decrease
the persuasiveness of their
own words and actions.
·Can gain knowledge about
the insides of monsters
ranked C or lower and all
common beasts, as well as
methods for cooking them.
·Can gain knowledge
about edible plants.
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
**[16:44] Yotsuya**
Damn it! I got careless!
**[16:46] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun! What do you see down there?
**[16:49] Yotsuya**
Sorry! I can't climb back up!
**[16:53] Yotsuya**
Go on ahead if you can!
**[16:55] Shindou**
Seriously?
**[16:57] Toki**
That's gotta be about an eight-story drop.
**[16:59] Shindou**
* I don't think Yotsuya-kun will make*
* it back to finish the fourth quest.*
**[17:14] Shindou**
Two of the walls move irregularly.
**[17:16] Hako**
The ones further down seem to
jump out at shorter intervals.
**[17:21] Toki**
Since we have the carriages,
we'd want at least 40 seconds.
**[17:25] Shindou**
* We should've trusted Yotsuya-kun's*
* plan for completing the quest.*
**[17:29] Shindou**
* If we'd just followed the plan,*
* we'd be closer to our destination.*
**[17:33] Shindou**
*Can we finish the quest without him?*
**[17:35] Shindou**
*No, before that... can we get out of here?*
**[17:41] Hako**
Fifteen...
**[17:43] Shindou**
What?
**[17:44] Hako**
Um, hang on a minute.
**[17:47] Hako**
We have a pen and paper, right?
**[17:53] Yotsuya**
The food they dropped will
hold me for half a day.
**[17:56] Yotsuya**
I need to find a way out
before the sun goes down...
**[17:59] Yotsuya**
No, seriously, there's nothing
but skeletons down here.
**[18:03] Hako**
I'll try to count how long it takes for
each wall to move again after it stops.
**[18:08] Hako**
I mean, it seems like there's
some rule to it...
**[18:11] Shindou**
But what?
**[18:14] Hako**
I think this trap is powered by water.
**[18:17] Hako**
Like those bamboo tubes that
fill with water and drop?
**[18:20] Shindou**
Based on the total number of seconds,
**[18:22] Shindou**
wouldn't that mean there are several
of those things moving them?
**[18:26] Shindou**
There are two in front,
one that moves every 60 seconds
**[18:28] Shindou**
and one that moves every 75 seconds.
**[18:30] Hako**
If that's right, their timing
could be perfectly aligned.
**[18:33] Toki**
And the ones further back?
**[18:35] Hako**
I've got it!
**[18:37] Shindou**
Yeah, this should do it.
**[18:38] Toki**
That means...
**[18:39] Toki**
we should start moving at the end
of the next 540-second cycle.
**[18:42] Shindou**
Just to be safe, I'll go by myself.
**[18:45] Toki**
What?
**[18:45] Hako**
Iu-chan!
**[18:46] Shindou**
If it doesn't work,
take care of the rest for me.
**[19:01] Toi**
She made it!
**[19:03] Hako**
All right!
**[19:03] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun, are you down there?
**[19:06] Yotsuya**
Oh, yeah! I'm here!
**[19:08] Shindou**
We're gonna go on ahead!
**[19:10] Yotsuya**
Got it! Thanks!
**[19:13] Shindou**
Okay... But, seriously,
why are you being all polite?
**[19:21] Shindou**
Another dead end...
**[19:23] Toki**
Seriously, though, what the
heck was Yotsuya thinking?
**[19:26] Hako**
W-Well, if not for him, we all
would've been done for by now.
**[19:29] Shindou**
You're right. So let's figure
this out ourselves.
**[19:32] Hako**
Yeah.
**[19:34] Shindou**
*Figure something out...*
**[19:36] Shindou**
*I have to figure something out.*
**[19:46] Yotsuya**
It's cutting it! If I can
make footholds with this...
**[20:24] Shindou**
What is this? An arena?
**[20:27] Shindou**
And what's behind those doors?
**[20:53] Toki**
A monster?!
**[20:54] Kahvel**
Is that...
**[20:55] Kahvel**
A gargoyle? I've never seen one before.
**[20:58] Shindou**
A gargoyle?
**[21:00] Kahvel**
A man-made creature.
**[21:02] Hako**
Is it... dead?
**[21:04] Kahvel**
I've heard that mummifying them
by removing their body fluids
**[21:06] Kahvel**
can allow them to move even
after thousands of years...
**[21:11] (Flashback) Kamilto**
Though I can't say whether your
strength will work against *that*...
**[21:15] Shindou**
You don't think this is
what he meant, do you?
**[21:19] Hako**
I-It's starting to move...
***SIGN*** The Ancient Ruins
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***SIGN*** Bányázait Alagút
**[23:10] GM**
Sendai City.
***SIGN*** Sendai City
Miyagi Prefecture
**[23:11] GM**
Saitama City.
***SIGN*** Saitama City
Saitama Prefecture
**[23:13] GM**
Hiroshima City.
***SIGN*** Hiroshima City
Hiroshima Prefecture
**[23:15] GM**
Fukuoka City.
***SIGN*** Fukuoka City
Fukuoka Prefecture
**[23:17] GM**
Osaka City.
***SIGN*** Osaka City
Osaka Prefecture
**[23:19] GM**
Kyoto City.
***SIGN*** Kyoto City
Kyoto Prefecture
**[23:21] GM**
Kawasaki City.
***SIGN*** Kawasaki City
Kanagawa Prefecture
**[23:22] GM**
Kobe City.
***SIGN*** Kobe City
Hyogo Prefecture
**[23:24] GM**
Sapporo City.
***SIGN*** Sapporo City
Hokkaido
**[23:26] GM**
Nagoya City.
***SIGN*** Nagoya City
Aichi Prefecture
**[23:28] GM**
Yokohama City.
***SIGN*** Yokohama City
Kanagawa Prefecture
***SIGN*** Tokyo Metropolis
Special Wards
**[23:30] GM**
The special wards of Tokyo.
**[23:34] Yotsuya**
I'm Standing on 1,000,000
Ordinance Designated Cities!
# E7 - The Warrior of Light and the Stranger of Darkness
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ9GGN4Y/the-warrior-of-light-and-the-stranger-of-darkness)
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**[00:22] Yotsuya**
Even knowing I can come back
to life, that's scary...
**[00:29] Yotsuya**
There.
**[00:48] Yotsuya**
How many times have I fallen now?
**[01:18] Yotsuya**
I don't need my eyes anymore, anyway.
**[01:20] Yotsuya**
I can focus better this way.
**[01:25] (Flashback) Teacher**
This is Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun,
our new student.
**[01:28] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I-I just moved here from Kumamoto.
**[01:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
M-My name's Y-Yotsuya Y-Yuusuke.
**[01:53] (Flashback) Teacher**
Time to pick your groups
for the field trip.
**[01:56] (Flashback) Teacher**
Divide up into groups of six friends each.
**[02:00] (Flashback) Teacher**
C'mon, someone take Yotsuya in.
**[02:03] (Flashback) Teacher**
Hey, you guys only have five.
**[02:04] (Flashback) Guy**
Aw, man!
**[02:06] (Flashback) Girl**
Seriously?
**[02:17] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I'm going to go raise my rank.
**[02:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Later.
**[02:56] Yotsuya**
I bet you designed this to
be unclimbable, didn't you?
**[03:00] Yotsuya**
But I just climbed it, Master!
**[04:43] Yotsuya**
Damn it. This map only gives
me the top-down view.
**[04:53] Yotsuya**
Light? Is that a log point?
**[05:04] Kahvel**
You served my family well for these
ten years and three months.
**[05:13] Kahvel**
Warrior Bihmsberg...
**[05:16] Kahvel**
I will send those three soldiers from Deokk
**[05:20] Kahvel**
to join you within the coming
days, so you can cut them apart.
**[05:26] Kahvel**
Make no mistake about that!
**[05:34] Yotsuya**
He's here...
**[05:38] (Flashback) Bihmsberg**
Wow, this is good.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Aw...
**[05:40] Yotsuya**
Bihmsberg-san...
**[05:42] (Flashback) Bihmsberg**
One...
**[05:43] (Flashback) Both**
Two, and...
**[05:44] (Flashback) Three**
Three!
**[05:51] Yotsuya**
* This happened because I*
* joined up with Kahvel-san.*
**[06:03] Yotsuya**
*But now...*
**[06:06] (Flashback) Bihmsberg**
This is the second time I've
pushed a carriage with you.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[06:11] Yotsuya**
* I didn't know him long,*
* but he was my comrade in arms.*
**[06:11] (Flashback) Bihmsberg**
It won't be much longer. Let's keep it up!
**[06:14] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Right!
**[06:18] Yotsuya**
*Comrade in arms...*
**[06:23] Yotsuya**
* I didn't even get to see*
* his face as he died.*
**[06:33] Yotsuya**
Thank you for everything.
**[06:35] Yotsuya**
*I guess I'm just always going to be...*
**[06:38] Yotsuya**
Goodbye.
**[06:48] Yotsuya**
*...a stranger to everyone.*
**[07:16] Shindou**
God, these vampire bats are
getting on my nerves!
**[07:26] Kahvel**
Bear with it!
**[07:38] Kahvel**
I'll take pleasure in cutting you up.
**[07:40] Shindou**
Look! On his arm!
**[07:44] Kahvel**
I see. So we have to get the key...
**[07:48] Kahvel**
if we want to get out of here!
**[07:55] Kahvel**
Out of the four of you...
**[07:58] Kahvel**
you definitely have the most talent.
**[08:00] Shindou**
Thanks! Until just recently,
I spent two years playing a sport
**[08:05] Shindou**
where I hit really small
targets with a stick!
**[08:07] Kahvel**
Why did you stop?
**[08:10] Kahvel**
You should continue playing that sport!
**[08:16] (Flashback) Coach**
I really thought you could
make the top eight.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Coach**
Out after the first round...
**[08:22] (Flashback) Coach**
Too bad. Were you nervous because
it's your last tournament?
**[08:25] (Flashback) Shindou**
No...
**[08:26] Shindou**
* My weakness as a Wizard is*
* my low physical strength.*
**[08:30] Shindou**
* The stats of this world carried*
* over into the real world.*
**[08:36] Shindou**
*All because of that half-faced freak...*
**[08:39] (Flashback) Shindou**
I'm so disappointed...
**[08:42] Shindou**
I will. You can bet on it.
**[08:45] Shindou**
In high school—
**[09:04] Toki**
Kahvel-san!
**[09:07] Shindou**
*No way...*
**[09:10] Shindou**
*Kahvel-san is dead?*
**[09:14] Shindou**
What?! Wait, no, no, no!
**[09:16] Shindou**
I can't handle him!
**[09:37] Shindou**
He stopped?
**[09:41] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
When you reach rank 10,
**[09:44] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
time stops for everyone but you
and the Master, and then...
**[09:47] Shindou**
Rank 10... I'm changing jobs?
**[09:50] GM**
Congratula.
**[09:52] GM**
Your job rank has reached 10.
**[09:54] GM**
It's time to spin the
wheel for the job roul.
**[09:57] GM**
You were a wizard—
**[09:58] Shindou**
You're too late!
**[09:59] Shindou**
A few seconds... A few seconds earlier,
and I could've saved Kahvel-san!
**[10:03] GM**
Now...
**[10:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Until he hits the play button
and time starts moving again...
**[10:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
It's only for a few seconds...
**[10:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
But if there's an enemy near you...
**[10:18] GM**
Bam!
**[10:20] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
...you have a chance...
**[10:22] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
to jump into close range!
**[10:24] GM**
Shindou Iu, Warrior (Sword).
**[10:27] Shindou**
Die!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►Occurs simultaneously with a job change.
►If any stats from the previous job are above
100%, half of the difference between the stat
and 100% is added to the new stat.
►Wizards have lower stats, making them
somewhat weaker after changing jobs, but they
can still use their magic spells in the new job.
**[10:38] Shindou**
*It's so hard!*
**[11:15] Shindou**
Oh, my left arm's healed!
**[11:21] Shindou**
Damn these bats!
**[11:23] Shindou**
My hat, my hat...
***SIGN*** Wizard Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Wizard Hat
***SIGN*** Wizard Staff (Wind)
**[11:25] Shindou**
And my shield.
**[11:30] Shindou**
*Huh?*
**[11:31] Shindou**
*Did Kahvel-san give him that wound?*
**[11:34] Shindou**
*My sword didn't even leave a mark.*
**[11:38] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Which means cutting locations that will
cause instant death or a fatal wound.
**[11:43] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Do you know where those are?
**[11:44] (Flashback) Shindou**
Uh... the neck?
**[11:47] (Flashback) Kahvel**
You're partially right.
**[11:49] (Flashback) Kahvel**
But the neck is usually protected by armor.
**[11:52] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Your best bet is always...
**[11:54] (Flashback) Kahvel**
the heart.
**[11:55] (Flashback) Shindou**
Huh? But...
**[11:57] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Yes, the chest appears to be protected
by both armor and bones,
**[12:00] (Flashback) Kahvel**
but so long as they aren't
in full plate armor,
**[12:02] (Flashback) Kahvel**
there are usually seams
between armor pieces.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Kahvel**
From above, you would enter here...
**[12:08] (Flashback) Kahvel**
and from below, you would enter here.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Kahvel**
The only way to make up the difference
in strength between men and women
**[12:15] (Flashback) Kahvel**
is with techniques like these...
**[12:17] (Flashback) Kahvel**
With sword art.
**[12:19] Shindou**
*Right... His ribs are there.*
**[12:22] Shindou**
* And if his heart is in the*
* same place as a human's...*
**[12:26] Shindou**
*It's worth a try!*
**[12:35] Shindou**
Ow!
**[13:02] Yotsuya**
* I think it's getting a*
* little brighter in here.*
**[13:07] Yotsuya**
*I'm almost there!*
**[13:09] Yotsuya**
* I consider all life to*
* be not equal, but fair.*
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[13:14] (Flashback) Kid D**
A bear!
**[13:31] Yotsuya**
* That means the value of each life*
* can be expressed as a score,*
**[13:34] Yotsuya**
*making it possible to rank them.*
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
*Why was I born?*
**[13:39] Yotsuya**
*Why was I chosen to be a player?*
**[13:42] Yotsuya**
*Why am I...*
**[13:46] Yotsuya**
*Who are you?*
**[13:50] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Shindou-san's amazing.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Shindou**
So I learned that my friends
are my strength.
**[13:54] (Flashback) Shindou**
And that I'm responsible for
changing my own world...
**[13:59] Yotsuya**
*Who are you?*
**[14:01] (Flashback) Hako**
I want to help everyone now,
while I'm healthy...
**[14:05] (Flashback) Hako**
And you know...
**[14:08] (Flashback) Hako**
if I abandoned a child...
**[14:10] (Flashback) Hako**
there'd be no point anymore.
**[14:13] Yotsuya**
*And you...*
**[14:26] Yotsuya**
*Who are you?*
**[14:31] Yotsuya**
* What's my reason for existing?*
* The reason I was chosen as a player?*
**[14:36] Yotsuya**
*Our current party lineup...*
**[14:38] Yotsuya**
* The job roulette results seem*
* like they're being manipulated.*
**[14:44] Yotsuya**
* One thing I could consider*
* as a possible answer...*
**[14:48] Yotsuya**
*is that I'm in the role of the leader.*
**[14:51] Yotsuya**
*I'll do my part.*
**[14:53] Yotsuya**
*I have to.*
**[14:55] Yotsuya**
* At the very least, given our*
* current combat abilities...*
**[15:02] Yotsuya**
*I'm the strongest of us!*
**[15:04] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun?!
**[15:06] Makuah**
Yotsuya-san!
**[15:12] Shindou**
Oh... Yotsuya-kun.
**[15:15] Shindou**
You're way late.
**[15:19] Yotsuya**
Y-Yeah... s-so I see...
**[15:24] Makuah**
Yotsuya-san!
**[15:25] Makuah**
Kahvel-san is... Kahvel-san is...
**[15:28] Makuah**
She's down there!
**[15:29] Makuah**
Can you hel—
**[15:41] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I'm saying the safety of each one of us,
individually, is irrelevant to the quest.
**[15:46] Both**
*He'll save Kahvel-san, though.*
**[15:48] Hako**
*Oh, good! Yotsuya-kun finally gets it!*
**[16:03] Makuah**
Oh, Kahvel-san! Thank goodness!
**[16:06] Kahvel**
I'm... alive?
**[16:10] Kahvel**
Ow!
**[16:13] Kahvel**
My wound...
**[16:14] Makuah**
The hero healed it.
**[16:24] Makuah**
He consumed blood from monsters in the cave
**[16:27] Makuah**
in his determination to heal you.
**[16:30] Makuah**
He emptied those containers
healing you over and over.
**[16:36] Makuah**
As soon as he finished,
he fell dead asleep.
**[16:40] Makuah**
He's been like that ever since.
**[16:46] Kahvel**
* I didn't know heroes' eyes rolled back*
* into their heads when they slept.*
**[16:50] Kahvel**
* And he's stretched out*
* straight as an arrow.*
**[16:53] Makuah**
I'll go call the others.
**[16:55] Kahvel**
All right.
**[17:13] Shindou**
Why did you do that?
**[17:15] Kahvel**
It just... happened.
**[17:18] Kahvel**
Wait, did someone already
have a claim on him?
**[17:20] Shindou**
Oh, no, no!
**[17:21] Kahvel**
I thought not.
**[17:23] Kahvel**
He reminds me of me somehow.
**[17:26] Toki**
He does? But how...
**[17:28] Toki**
*Oh. 'Cause they're both weird.*
**[17:30] Kahvel**
The way he's struggling.
**[17:33] Kahvel**
He's trying to find out who he is,
**[17:35] Kahvel**
how much he's capable of,
**[17:37] Kahvel**
how far he has to go and what he has to do
**[17:39] Kahvel**
before he can die with the pride of
knowing his life meant something.
**[17:44] Kahvel**
In my country, we use a league
system to rank knights.
**[17:48] Kahvel**
There are 3,000 participants,
**[17:49] Kahvel**
and the top 100 can become knights.
**[17:52] Kahvel**
I ranked 70th.
**[17:53] Hako**
You were 70th out of 3,000?
**[17:55] Shindou**
That's impressive!
**[18:00] Kahvel**
My father ranked 2nd,
my older brother ranked 8th,
**[18:03] Kahvel**
and my younger brother ranked 15th.
**[18:05] Kahvel**
I'm just average, really.
**[18:08] Kahvel**
No matter how hard I try,
I can't make up the difference.
**[18:11] Hako**
Is that one of your reasons
for leading this expedition?
**[18:14] Kahvel**
Possibly, but the main reason...
**[18:17] Kahvel**
was so I could slice up flesh.
**[18:19] Three**
*She never breaks character!*
**[18:21] Kahvel**
If I have any chance of turning it around,
**[18:23] Kahvel**
it would be in a real battle.
**[18:25] Kahvel**
My father told me, "One real battle
is worth 10,000 practice swings."
**[18:30] Kahvel**
Yes, what he meant was,
"Slice up living flesh."
**[18:35] Three**
*There it is again!*
**[18:38] Kahvel**
How far have they gone ahead?
**[18:40] Makuah**
They took the long way by going over the
mountain, so we should catch up quickly.
**[18:45] Hako**
We have about seven days
and ten hours left...
**[18:48] Hako**
Can we make it?
**[18:50] Toki**
I'm not sure.
**[18:53] Shindou**
When's he going to wake up?
**[18:59] Yotsuya**
I had it all wrong!
**[19:00] Shindou**
Whoa! You scared me!
**[19:02] Hako**
What?!
**[19:03] Toki**
What just happened?
**[19:07] Shindou**
Wait, seriously, what's wrong?
**[19:10] Yotsuya**
The "goods"...
**[19:12] Yotsuya**
What do you think "the goods" are?
**[19:14] Shindou**
The goods? Like... merchandise?
**[19:17] Yotsuya**
Right. Something that you can sell,
or that people might want...
**[19:20] Yotsuya**
Things worth transporting long distances.
**[19:22] Yotsuya**
And... what do you think
"village chief" means?
**[19:27] Shindou**
Village chief? Why?
You mean the one from that other quest?
**[19:31] Shindou**
The leader of a village, right?
**[19:32] Yotsuya**
Right, the third quest was to fulfill
the village chief's request.
**[19:37] Yotsuya**
But no specific village or
person was actually named.
**[19:41] Shindou**
So what are you saying?
**[19:43] Yotsuya**
What if our third quest could've referred to
*any* request by *any* leader of *any* village?
**[19:50] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san, what was the first quest?
***SIGN*** <>
**[19:52] Shindou**
To defeat one goblin.
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
The goblins we always see
**[19:57] Yotsuya**
are a type called meri goblins that
are native to this continent,
**[20:01] Yotsuya**
but I'm betting there are other
types of goblins in this world.
**[20:05] Shindou**
Well, sure...
**[20:07] Yotsuya**
So maybe it didn't matter what
type of goblin you defeated.
**[20:11] Yotsuya**
What was second?
***SIGN*** <>
**[20:12] Hako**
To find two settlements.
**[20:15] Yotsuya**
I bet it didn't matter which
settlements you found.
**[20:19] Hako**
Well, no specific ones were named...
**[20:21] Shindou**
And we cleared it based on that assumption.
**[20:24] Hako**
Yeah.
**[20:24] Yotsuya**
There you go. What I'm saying is,
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
anything that can be classified as "goods"
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
is likely to count toward the
completion of our quest.
**[20:33] Shindou**
So?
**[20:35] Yotsuya**
That brings us back to what's
meant by "the goods."
**[20:38] Yotsuya**
If you define it that way, there's a good
chance it's not the condemned convicts.
**[20:42] Shindou**
Huh?
**[20:43] Yotsuya**
Because there's no one in Radodorbo
waiting to accept them,
**[20:46] Yotsuya**
and no advance notice of
any exchange to be made.
**[20:49] Toki**
What?! You mean we've...
**[20:51] Toki**
been on a fool's errand all this time?
**[20:55] Hako**
But...
**[20:57] Hako**
But hang on a second, Yotsuya-kun!
**[20:59] Hako**
Are you... Are you going to abandon
the three convicts this time, too?
**[21:03] Hako**
One of them is a child!
**[21:05] Hako**
Unlike us, if they die, they'll die for real!
**[21:09] Yotsuya**
Well, I mean...
**[21:11] Yotsuya**
There's still a chance the condemned
convicts could be the "goods,"
**[21:15] Yotsuya**
so it doesn't eliminate the chance that we
could fail the quest if we abandon them.
**[21:20] Yotsuya**
What should we do?
**[21:25] Yotsuya**
Okay. Let's split up.
**[21:29] Shindou**
*Wait... What is this?*
**[21:31] Toki**
* Why do I feel like I've been dumped*
* by a guy I didn't ask out?*
***SIGN*** The Warrior of Light and the Stranger of Darkness
**[23:09] GM**
Get Through the Dungeon!
***SIGN*** Get Through the Dungeon!
**[23:13] Shindou**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Door to
the Second Dimension Ahead
**[23:15] Toki**
Ooh! Is Tsubasa-kyun up ahead?!
**[23:18] Toki**
I'll go check it ou—
***SIGN*** Cute
Mascot Paradise Ahead
**[23:24] Toki**
It's a trap. Totally a trap.
**[23:25] Shindou**
Hey, where's Kusue?
**[23:29] Kahvel**
There may be other traps ahead.
**[23:31] Kahvel**
Stay on your—
***SIGN*** Danger!
All-the-Flesh-You-Can-Slice Hell Ahead!
**[23:35] Kahvel**
Yay! I'll hack everything up
and get Daddy to praise me!
# E8 - Non-Player Killer
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**[00:01] Yotsuya**
Okay. Let's split up.
**[00:05] Hako**
What do you mean by "split up"?
**[00:07] Yotsuya**
Uh, just that we should split into
two groups and travel separately.
**[00:13] Shindou**
Two groups?
**[00:15] Yotsuya**
One to follow the Deokk soldiers
and save those prisoners,
**[00:19] Yotsuya**
and one to look for different
cargo bound for Radodorbo.
**[00:23] Yotsuya**
Since we don't know exactly
what "the goods" entails,
**[00:27] Yotsuya**
we can't even be clear on the
requirements to complete the quest.
**[00:30] Hako**
That's true.
**[00:31] Hako**
If we have the wrong idea of what
it is, we'll all suffer for it.
**[00:35] Shindou**
I get that, but what teams
are we splitting into?
**[00:42] Yotsuya**
With our combat strength in mind,
**[00:43] Yotsuya**
I think Shindou-san and I
should be on separate teams.
**[00:46] Kahvel**
Obviously...
**[00:48] Kahvel**
I'll be pursuing the men from Deokk.
**[00:50] Kahvel**
I must avenge Bihmsberg.
**[00:54] Yotsuya**
That just leaves the question
of where the rest will go.
***SIGN*** Maramba Territory
***SIGN*** Checkpoint
***SIGN*** Radodorbo
**[02:30] Yotsuya**
We have about seven days and one hour left.
***SIGN*** Team A
***SIGN*** Horse x1
***SIGN*** Cart
**[02:33] ---**
m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
**[02:33] ---**
m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
**[02:33] ---**
m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
***SIGN*** Makuah
Private soldier of
Kahvel's family
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
Warrior (Sword) R7
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
Warrior (Sword) R4
***SIGN*** Search for cargo bound for Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Team B
***SIGN*** Horse x2
***SIGN*** Wagon
**[02:35] ---**
m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
**[02:35] ---**
m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
**[02:35] ---**
m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
***SIGN*** Kahvel
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka
Wizard (Heat) R6
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
Wizard (Creature) R9
***SIGN*** Follow the Deokk soldiers
**[02:41] Shindou**
If we stay on the main road,
**[02:43] Shindou**
we should come across a
settlement eventually.
**[02:46] Hako**
And if we offer to escort any
deliveries from there to Radodorbo,
**[02:50] Hako**
we can achieve our goal.
**[02:51] Makuah**
Yeah, and to do that, we might
not even need a settlement.
**[02:55] Makuah**
We could run into a traveling
merchant headed for Radodorbo.
**[02:59] Shindou**
Oh, yeah, and escorting them
would have the same effect.
**[03:03] Shindou**
This might actually be easy.
**[03:05] Yotsuya**
Looks like Team A is making good progress.
**[03:10] Yotsuya**
So as Team B, we'll also follow the plan
**[03:13] Yotsuya**
to continue pursuing the route
Deokk's wagon is taking.
**[03:16] Toki**
*Why am I on this team?*
**[03:18] Toki**
*It's bound to be a lot more dangerous!*
**[03:21] Kahvel**
They don't know that we
made it out of the cave.
**[03:24] Kahvel**
Killing them in an ambush
might work well enough,
**[03:28] Kahvel**
but one thing concerns me.
**[03:31] Kahvel**
Before they locked us in that cave...
**[03:43] (Flashback) Kamilto**
We're counting on you.
**[03:57] Kahvel**
I suspect it was routine communication
with the kingdom...
**[04:01] Kahvel**
but it was likely a notice that they
were going to trap some enemy heroes
**[04:04] Kahvel**
and soldiers of Cortonel the next day.
**[04:08] Yotsuya**
There's a good chance you're right.
**[04:10] Kahvel**
And what if the kingdom's
soldiers went missing
**[04:14] Kahvel**
shortly after trapping Cortonel's soldiers?
**[04:18] Toki**
It might imply that we escaped their trap
**[04:21] Toki**
and ended up killing them?
**[04:24] Kahvel**
Right.
**[04:25] Kahvel**
No, they are a militant nation.
**[04:28] Kahvel**
Regardless of the truth,
**[04:30] Kahvel**
they might use it as an
excuse to declare war.
**[04:33] Kahvel**
We must avoid that.
**[04:36] Toki**
You mean war would break out?
**[04:38] Kahvel**
Speaking strictly in terms of numbers,
**[04:41] Kahvel**
the kingdom has ten times
the soldiers we do.
**[04:43] Kahvel**
We'd stand no chance...
**[04:44] Kahvel**
and I don't want to see my country
destroyed because of me.
**[04:49] Yotsuya**
So what we need to do first
**[04:52] Yotsuya**
is get them to write a letter
saying Cortonel isn't the enemy.
**[04:57] Toki**
Get *them* to write that?
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
We don't know his written language,
penmanship, or signature,
**[05:03] Yotsuya**
so we can't force them to write
it, or write it for them.
**[05:07] Yotsuya**
We need to convince them
that it's the truth
**[05:09] Yotsuya**
so that they'll report it to the kingdom.
**[05:12] Toki**
Uh, that sounds impossible.
**[05:14] Yotsuya**
*A letter might not have any effect.*
**[05:17] Yotsuya**
* The kingdom could just ignore the letter*
* and start a war with Cortonel.*
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
*But still,*
**[05:25] Yotsuya**
*I want them to know hell and despair...*
**[05:27] Yotsuya**
*humiliation and regret...*
**[05:30] Yotsuya**
* and I want them feeling*
* all that as they die.*
**[05:35] Yotsuya**
I have an idea.
**[05:40] Both**
*What an evil face!*
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
We finally caught up to them.
**[05:50] Toki**
Looks like the soldiers and the
convicts are all unharmed.
**[05:54] Kahvel**
When do we strike?
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
Not yet.
**[05:57] Yotsuya**
This is all flat land with no obstacles.
**[05:59] Yotsuya**
We'll follow them at a fixed distance
until everything is ready.
**[06:10] Yotsuya**
Go time will be tomorrow.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Toki**
Okay, got it.
**[06:14] (Flashback) Toki**
You know, I'm impressed you keep coming
up with these ruthless ideas.
**[06:18] (Flashback) Toki**
Maybe the plan wasn't to make
you a hero, but a demon king.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Well, I was always good
at stuff like that...
**[06:27] Yotsuya**
Like the *Dark Surreal* series
and the *Fall Bad* series.
**[06:32] Toki**
Ah, console games, huh?
**[06:34] Yotsuya**
Thinking about how to kill enemies
is a pretty regular part of my day.
**[06:39] Toki**
I haven't played anything but social
network games for about a year now.
**[06:42] Tsubasa**
*Your smile is more beautiful than
any treasure in the world.*
**[06:43] Toki**
God, I wanna meet Tsubasa-kun right now!
**[06:45] Toki**
Tsubasa-kyun! Want!
**[06:49] Toki**
So this world...
**[06:52] Toki**
This world is virtual, right?
**[06:55] Yotsuya**
I'm not really sure.
**[06:58] Toki**
So let's say...
**[07:02] Toki**
I-If you... kissed a character
from this world...
**[07:07] Toki**
would it count as your first kiss?
**[07:10] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:12] Yotsuya**
Wait a minute... Don't tell me...
**[07:15] Yotsuya**
Did you?! Who was it? Makuah-san?
**[07:19] Toki**
Hell no! I wasn't talking about me!
**[07:23] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:25] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san, then?
**[07:27] Toki**
It was just hypothetical!
**[07:29] Toki**
It wasn't about anyone in particular!
**[07:31] Toki**
* I meant you! Also, you're just*
* naturally rude, aren't you?!*
**[07:35] Yotsuya**
Yeah, but isn't a first kiss
just an abstract concept?
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
So why not count it toward your
experience, virtual or not?
**[07:43] Yotsuya**
Especially in a world as
realistic as this one.
**[07:47] Yotsuya**
Anyway, I'm gonna swap out with Kahvel-san.
**[07:50] Toki**
*And what would it be if you were asleep?*
**[07:54] Toki**
* I guess it wouldn't count*
* toward your experience, then.*
**[07:57] Toki**
* I mean, I've seen a lot of*
* stories where the person*
**[07:59] Toki**
* was actually awake and just missed the*
* right timing to pretend to wake up...*
**[08:01] Yotsuya**
Kahvel-san, rise and shine.
**[08:03] Yotsuya**
It's your turn to take over the watch.
**[08:04] Toki**
*But based on that reaction,*
**[08:06] Toki**
*he was legit asleep.*
**[08:11] Kamilto**
It has been a difficult journey.
**[08:13] Kamilto**
All of our senior officers died in action,
**[08:15] Kamilto**
leaving me, a lower officer,
to lead the remainder of our march,
**[08:20] Kamilto**
in an unprecedented turn of events.
**[08:23] Kamilto**
However, our journey will
end in three days.
**[08:26] Kamilto**
By giving these heretics
practicing a foreign religion
**[08:28] Kamilto**
their execution in the international
port town of Radodorbo,
**[08:32] Kamilto**
we can eliminate them at the source
**[08:34] Kamilto**
and stop them from contaminating our
continent of Meri any further!
**[08:40] All**
Yeah!
**[08:41] Yotsuya**
So, hey...
**[08:45] Yotsuya**
Got a minute?
**[08:47] Kamilto**
What?!
**[08:48] Kamilto**
You made it out of that dungeon?!
**[08:51] Kamilto**
Prepare for battle!
**[08:54] Yotsuya**
Now, hang on a minute.
**[08:56] Yotsuya**
I'm just here to negotiate.
**[08:58] Kamilto**
Negotiate?
**[09:00] Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[09:01] Yotsuya**
You know fighting won't do
any good anyway, right?
**[09:04] Yotsuya**
We heroes recover from any
wound in twenty seconds,
**[09:08] Yotsuya**
and even if we die,
we revive in forty seconds.
**[09:12] Yotsuya**
You guys can't beat us.
**[09:15] Kamilto**
What is it, then?
What do you want to negotiate?
**[09:18] Yotsuya**
First, one thing...
**[09:20] Yotsuya**
The four from Cortonel died in that cave.
**[09:23] Yotsuya**
Also, two of the heroes fell in a hole,
**[09:24] Yotsuya**
so only the four-eyes and I remain.
**[09:27] Yotsuya**
Yo, four-eyes!
**[09:28] Toki**
Keep your damn voice down. I'm right here.
**[09:32] Toki**
This negotiation only stands
to benefit you, anyway.
**[09:35] Toki**
Why do I need to be here?
**[09:38] Kamilto**
Only him?
**[09:39] Toki**
Yeah!
**[09:41] Toki**
He's a hero, but he converted
to the religion of Arteros!
**[09:45] Kamilto**
What?!
**[09:46] Yotsuya**
That's right.
**[09:48] Yotsuya**
I'm negotiating for my
three fellow believers.
**[09:52] Yotsuya**
If you don't hand them over,
**[09:53] Yotsuya**
I'll use my immortality to spread our
Saint's teachings all over the world!
**[09:58] Yotsuya**
The people will heed the words of a hero!
**[10:00] Yotsuya**
And then...
**[10:01] Yotsuya**
the world will be teeming
with believers of Arteros!
**[10:06] Kamilto**
Even if we comply,
you'll still be free to do that!
**[10:09] Kamilto**
What is there to negotiate?!
**[10:10] Yotsuya**
You have until the sun
rises tomorrow to decide.
**[10:14] Yotsuya**
If the three believers are hurt or
killed before then, the deal is off.
**[10:18] Yotsuya**
I will return here at that time.
**[10:21] Yotsuya**
You'd better make your decision by then.
**[10:27] Yotsuya**
So long! Let's go, four-eyes!
**[10:29] Toki**
Oh, shut up!
**[10:37] Gurobi**
What should we do?
**[10:38] Kamilto**
There's nothing to negotiate!
**[10:40] Hem**
But we can't just do nothing...
**[10:42] Kamilto**
I realize that.
**[10:44] Kamilto**
If an immortal hero propagates
that heretical religion,
**[10:47] Kamilto**
this expedition will be not
only wasted, but detrimental!
**[10:51] Gurobi**
We must do something about them.
**[10:53] Hem**
But wait...
**[10:54] Hem**
He said they've already lost two heroes!
**[10:57] Kamilto**
That's it!
**[10:58] Kamilto**
Heroes can't die, but they can be
trapped in holes or jail cells!
**[11:01] Hem**
Yes, so if we capture them before
the end of the night—
**[11:05] Toki**
Good point.
**[11:07] Toki**
Heroes don't die, but that's all.
**[11:11] Toki**
Yeah, hi! Four-eyes here!
**[11:14] Hem**
Y—
**[11:14] Gurobi**
You!
**[11:16] Toki**
Shh! I came here in secret.
**[11:18] Kamilto**
What do you want?
**[11:20] Toki**
You know I've never really gotten
along with that jerk, right?
**[11:24] Kamilto**
Y-Yes...
**[11:26] Kamilto**
Come to think of it, you didn't
seem fond of each other.
**[11:29] Kamilto**
What, then? Are you selling him out?
**[11:31] Toki**
Now that it's just the two of us,
**[11:33] Toki**
it's been even worse than before.
**[11:36] Toki**
If you're willing to capture him,
I'll tell you where he sleeps.
**[11:40] Toki**
How about it? You could leave right now.
**[11:43] Gurobi**
We can't trust you.
**[11:45] Hem**
You're probably planning to free the
convicts while we're away from the wagon.
**[11:49] Toki**
Then why don't you come with me
first to see where he's sleeping?
**[11:54] Kamilto**
No, going there and coming
back first would waste time.
**[11:57] Gurobi**
What should we do, then?
**[12:00] Kamilto**
Hem and I will go and capture him.
**[12:02] Kamilto**
Gurobi, stay and keep watch.
**[12:04] Both**
Yes, sir!
**[12:05] Kamilto**
If she's lying, we'll just take her prisoner.
**[12:09] Kamilto**
All right?
**[12:09] Toki**
Of course. Let me show you the way.
**[12:12] Toki**
*Two against one, huh?*
**[12:14] Toki**
*Oh, boy. They fell for it.*
**[12:17] Kamilto**
Bring me a rope.
**[12:18] Gurobi**
At once, sir!
**[12:20] Toki**
*Don't blame me.*
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**[12:28] Kamilto**
Well? How much longer?
**[12:31] Toki**
It's just up ahead.
**[12:32] Toki**
We'll be there in another minute or so.
**[12:34] Kamilto**
Very well. One minute, then.
**[12:41] Kamilto**
And now?
**[12:42] Toki**
Soon.
**[12:43] Toki**
We'll be there in about thirty seconds.
**[12:53] Kamilto**
Hem, go take a look.
**[12:55] Hem**
Yes, sir.
**[12:59] Toki**
Well, I've probably dragged
them far enough away.
**[13:05] Hem**
Captain...
**[13:06] Hem**
I didn't see anything up ahead.
**[13:13] Kamilto**
So you *were* lying.
**[13:15] Kamilto**
When we reach Radodorbo,
**[13:16] Kamilto**
I'll tie weights to you and
throw you into the sea!
**[13:18] Kamilto**
You can spend eternity there!
**[13:22] Hem**
What's that?
**[13:27] Yotsuya**
Welcome back...
**[13:29] Yotsuya**
and I'm terribly sorry.
**[13:32] Yotsuya**
You two are hereby relieved of duty.
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
Return to your homeland.
**[13:41] Kamilto**
The Arteros believers...
**[13:43] Kamilto**
Did you kill them?! Even the child?!
**[13:52] Toki**
You look so confused!
**[13:54] Toki**
The part about Kahvel-san
and her two men dying
**[13:56] Toki**
and the other two heroes falling
in a hole was true...
**[14:00] Toki**
but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
**[14:05] Kamilto**
What?!
**[14:06] Yotsuya**
You see...
**[14:08] Yotsuya**
We're only here to mess with
you in the name of revenge.
**[14:14] Yotsuya**
For our five fallen allies.
**[14:17] Yotsuya**
Now, the last survivor...
**[14:21] Kamilto**
S-Stop it! Stop!
**[14:23] Yotsuya**
This is the end for the missionary.
**[14:32] Hem**
He soaked him in oil?!
**[14:34] Kamilto**
He's burning him alive!
**[14:36] Yotsuya**
While I'm at it...
**[14:38] Yotsuya**
I think I'll set your
horse's ass on fire, too!
**[14:47] Kamilto**
What?!
**[14:48] Hem**
We must go after—
**[14:49] Hem**
No, if we leave the heroes here alone...
**[14:53] Toki**
Burn through it!
**[14:54] Toki**
Majiha Fire!
**[15:00] Hem**
You won't get away!
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**[15:07] Toki**
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[15:10] Hem**
Damn it!
**[15:11] Toki**
That's hot!
**[15:18] Hem**
Our horse!
**[15:21] Yotsuya**
Maybe we'll take what's in the wagon, too!
**[15:24] Yotsuya**
Try and catch us!
**[15:27] Kamilto**
After them!
**[15:29] Yotsuya**
Are they coming?
**[15:30] Toki**
They sure are.
**[15:32] Toki**
It'd be all over if they
checked the bodies, huh?
**[15:44] (Flashback) Guy**
Sir, there seems to be quite
a lot of noise outside.
**[15:48] (Flashback) Fofcel**
What's going on?
**[15:52] (Flashback) Guy**
The hero?!
**[15:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Take off your clothes! Hurry!
**[15:55] (Flashback) Fofcel**
Huh?!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We're going to save you.
**[16:03] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Perfect.
**[16:06] Yotsuya**
Now they'll write that Kahvel-san and
the others from Cortonel are dead,
**[16:10] Yotsuya**
and that we heroes interfered
with them to get revenge.
**[16:14] Yotsuya**
So the relationship between Cortonel and
Deokk will remain unchanged, at least.
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
In fact, Kamilto...
**[16:23] Kamilto**
*Our refusal to let them accompany us*
**[16:25] Kamilto**
* and trapping them in the*
* ruins led us to this!*
**[16:28] Kamilto**
*I can't face King Deokk now!*
**[16:32] Yotsuya**
...is drowning in despair over his
own lapse in judgment right now.
**[16:38] Toki**
*I'm not sure if I should be impressed...*
**[16:40] Toki**
* He's definitely not the kind*
* of guy I'd want as a friend.*
**[16:42] Toki**
*I'd want him as an enemy even less, though.*
**[16:51] Shindou**
It's been three days and we haven't
come across a single wagon.
**[16:55] Makuah**
If we follow the main road,
we're sure to find a settlement.
**[16:59] Makuah**
And if we find one,
we're sure to find merchants, too.
**[17:03] Hako**
Even if we do, there's no guarantee
we'll find cargo bound for Radodorbo.
**[17:09] Shindou**
Four days and three hours left...
**[17:12] Shindou**
I hope everything's going
okay for the other two.
**[17:23] Yotsuya**
I found a cave down there.
**[17:30] Belili**
Oh! Great Heroes!
**[17:32] Toki**
Hey, I see the boy regained consciousness.
**[17:35] Fofcel**
Yes, just now.
**[17:38] Toki**
So, um...
**[17:40] Toki**
Belili-kun, right?
**[17:42] Belili**
Yes, that's right.
**[17:43] Belili**
They told me you saved my life.
**[17:46] Belili**
Thank you so much,
**[17:49] Belili**
pretty hero lady!
**[17:56] Toki**
W-Well, you're very welcome!
**[18:07] Toki**
Okay, just calm down!
**[18:10] Toki**
I am *not* into all that shota stuff!
**[18:16] Toki**
* But man... I never imagined*
* that plan would really work.*
**[18:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
What we'll need in advance is
dolls to represent three people.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We can sew together cloth sacks and
unused clothing to make them.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Toki**
But if they look at the faces,
they'll know they're fake.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We'll make it look like we
put bags over their heads.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Then, if we tie ropes around their necks...
**[18:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
It'll look like we hanged them.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Toki**
Uh...
**[18:40] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
If we can mix a real human in with them,
**[18:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
it'll make these bodies look more real...
**[18:47] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I understand your plan.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Kahvel**
I must prepare for departure.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Toki**
But if we do this, won't it mean
killing a human character for real?
**[19:01] (Flashback) Toki**
You haven't actually done that
all this time, have you?
**[19:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yeah, I'm a little worried about how
much it'll affect my experience...
**[19:08] (Flashback) Toki**
No, that's not my point.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Toki**
I mean... do you really think
this world is a game?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Toki**
If it's real, wouldn't that be really bad?
**[19:17] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Well... I guess?
**[19:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I mean, yeah, if it's a game, the AI they
gave the NPCs is insanely advanced...
**[19:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
But look at us.
**[19:27] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
See? We have a sense of pain,
but we barely feel any.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I don't know if it's just futuristic
technology, like the Game Master said,
**[19:37] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
but ultimately, it's well-made enough
that we'd mistake it for reality.
**[19:42] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I mean, we can pull weapons and
armor out of thin air, too.
**[19:48] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Isn't that enough to convince
you that it's not real?
**[19:51] (Flashback) Toki**
Well... not like it matters to me,
since I'm not the one who'll be doing it...
**[19:56] Yotsuya**
Okay, we achieved our goal
of rescuing the prisoners.
**[20:01] Yotsuya**
Now if Kahvel-san can pull
off her part of the plan,
**[20:04] Yotsuya**
we can avoid war, just like she wanted.
**[20:07] Toki**
Hey...
**[20:09] Toki**
Even if this is a virtual game world,
**[20:13] Toki**
is it really worth killing
someone to stop a war?
**[20:15] Yotsuya**
That's even more reason to do it.
**[20:17] Yotsuya**
It'll be the same world from the
fifth quest stage onward, you know.
**[20:21] Yotsuya**
And more importantly, it was a request
from a friend. Who could refuse?
**[20:26] Toki**
Huh?
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
What? You do realize...
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
one of our friends was already killed.
**[20:32] Yotsuya**
So wouldn't you kill his killer?
**[20:34] Toki**
What?!
**[20:35] Toki**
Whoa! You're the last person I want to hear
that kind of friends-first logic from!
**[20:42] Toki**
I mean... if someone killed my favorite
character in one of my games,
**[20:46] Toki**
I'd totally kill whoever killed them...
**[20:48] Toki**
But if that's how you feel...
**[20:51] Toki**
What are the three of us to you?
**[20:54] Yotsuya**
What do you mean?
**[20:57] Yotsuya**
Like... say there's a bus.
**[20:59] Toki**
A bus?
**[21:00] Yotsuya**
It's about to fall off a cliff,
**[21:03] Yotsuya**
and depending on how the weight of
the passengers is distributed,
**[21:05] Yotsuya**
it'll fall and they'll all die.
**[21:08] Yotsuya**
We just happen to be four
of those passengers.
**[21:11] Toki**
That analogy sucks!
**[21:12] Toki**
It's exactly like that, though!
**[21:14] Yotsuya**
Tokitate-san, are you forgetting
that your own life is on the line?
**[21:23] Yotsuya**
I'm saying we can't afford to
worry ourselves over the lives
**[21:28] Yotsuya**
of characters in a game.
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Mikkou Video!
**[23:13] Toki**
Hi there! This is virtual
MikkouVid streamer Yukarion!
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**[23:18] Toki**
So, today...
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**[23:19] Toki**
Whoa, sweet! The viewer count is rising!
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**[23:23] Toki**
All right!
**[23:24] Toki**
Yes! First time breaking 1,000!
**[23:26] Yotsuya**
She used a third-party
program that adds views.
**[23:29] Shindou**
Wow.
**[23:30] Hako**
Isn't that...
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**[23:31] Hako**
a clear violation of the rules?
**[23:34] Yotsuya**
Yeah, but she did complete the quest.
**[23:37] Toki**
My precious account!
# E9 - Heart-Racing Logout
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR07VV00Y/heart-racing-logout)
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**[00:02] (Flashback) Captain**
Fall in!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Soldier(A)**
It's the king himself...
**[00:12] (Flashback) King Deokk**
You all have such strong, rugged features.
**[00:15] (Flashback) King Deokk**
I am now certain that you
can fulfill this mission.
**[00:21] (Flashback) King Deokk**
I expect nothing but the
best from all of you.
**[00:24] (Flashback) Captain**
On my very life, Your Majesty!
**[00:43] Hem**
Well, at least...
**[00:46] Hem**
we managed to find the wagon...
**[00:50] Kamilto**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[00:51] Kamilto**
Damn it!
**[00:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We're only here to mess with
you in the name of revenge.
**[00:58] Kamilto**
I...
**[01:00] Kamilto**
I failed...
**[01:03] Kamilto**
I failed to live up to the
king's expectations!
**[01:17] Kamilto**
How will the king punish us
**[01:19] Kamilto**
when we report this miserable
failure to him?
**[01:26] Kamilto**
The two of us must resign
ourselves... to...
**[01:31] Kamilto**
H-Huh?!
**[01:36] Kahvel**
The king? Not quite.
**[01:40] Kahvel**
The one who'll be punishing you...
**[01:46] Kahvel**
is me.
**[01:49] Kamilto**
You're alive?!
**[01:52] (Flashback) Toki**
The part about Kahvel-san
and her two men dying
**[01:54] (Flashback) Toki**
and the other two heroes falling
in a hole was true...
**[01:58] (Flashback) Toki**
but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
**[02:03] Kamilto**
I-It was... It was a lie?! How much?!
**[02:06] Kamilto**
Wait! How much of it was a lie?!
**[02:10] Kahvel**
Take up your weapon.
**[02:19] Kahvel**
Let me teach you one thing.
**[02:25] Kahvel**
The three Arteros followers are alive.
**[02:28] Kahvel**
The one in black clothes who burned up...
**[02:30] Kahvel**
was your man.
**[02:53] Kahvel**
Any last words?
**[03:06] Kamilto**
I wanted...
**[03:09] Kamilto**
I wanted to bring peace to the world!
**[03:14] Kamilto**
I wanted to bring peace to the wo—
**[03:19] Kahvel**
Oh, really?
**[03:21] Kahvel**
So you can only achieve peace
by killing my compatriots?
**[03:27] Kahvel**
In that case, we will never achieve peace
**[03:30] Kahvel**
until we have eradicated
every last one of you.
**[05:07] King**
Ah, so the force those three
were in charge of failed?
**[05:13] King**
What fools. They should have
just come straight home.
**[05:17] DragonB**
Shall we send a rescue team?
**[05:20] King**
Of course not. There are
only two survivors, yes?
**[05:23] DragonB**
I believe that is the prudent choice.
**[05:27] DragonB**
The greater problem is that
**[05:28] DragonB**
the heroes, who should be
neutral toward humanity,
**[05:32] DragonB**
have become our enemies.
**[05:35] King**
You believe it may become
necessary to fight the heroes?
**[05:38] DragonB**
I do.
**[05:39] DragonB**
If Kamilto, the fool that he is,
**[05:41] DragonB**
had only temporarily angered them,
it would not be an issue,
**[05:45] DragonB**
but we must consider the
worst-case scenario.
**[05:48] King**
Very well.
**[05:49] King**
Then begin researching
ways to kill the heroes.
**[05:54] DragonB**
Understood.
**[06:04] Yotsuya**
We don't know what the letter he sent said,
**[06:07] Yotsuya**
so there's no way to tell
if this was a success.
**[06:09] Kahvel**
That's true.
**[06:11] Toki**
I'd say it basically was, though.
**[06:13] Toki**
We rescued their captives and everything.
**[06:16] Toki**
Although our actual destination
is still a ways off...
**[06:20] Toki**
Huh?
**[06:22] Yotsuya**
So about the "goods"...
**[06:25] Yotsuya**
There are three things I want to try.
**[06:27] Toki**
Uh-huh...
**[06:28] Toki**
*What's going on?*
**[06:30] Toki**
*Iu-san and the rest haven't moved...*
**[06:38] Merchant**
Do I have cargo bound for Radodorbo?
**[06:41] Merchant**
No, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry.
**[06:44] Shindou**
I see.
**[06:46] Hako**
Thank you anyway.
**[06:48] Shindou**
Just when we'd finally found a merchant...
**[06:51] Makuah**
I looked around, but didn't see anything
else that looked like a shop.
**[06:58] Shindou**
If we just keep going and end up in
Radodorbo with no goods, the joke's on us.
**[07:04] Hako**
Actually... maybe not.
**[07:08] Shindou**
Huh?
**[07:09] Hako**
Makuah-san, there's something
I'd like to ask you.
**[07:14] Makuah**
Yes?
**[07:18] Yotsuya**
That's the last one.
**[07:21] Toki**
Are we really taking those with us?
**[07:24] Yotsuya**
They might be the goods we need.
**[07:27] Toki**
Yeah, but... to be honest, I don't want
to be on the same wagon as them...
**[07:33] Toki**
I mean, there's a little
kid with us, you know?
**[07:35] Toki**
I don't think it sets a good example...
**[07:38] Belili**
You don't need to worry about me.
**[07:40] Belili**
Is there anything I can help you with?
**[07:43] Yotsuya**
You only just woke up. Just rest, okay?
**[07:47] Belili**
Okay!
**[07:49] Toki**
So pure!
**[07:52] Toki**
* God, this is scary! The possibilities*
* of shota are just too infinite!*
**[07:56] Toki**
*Scary!*
**[07:59] Toki**
Uh, yeah... of course...
**[08:02] Yotsuya**
If you really don't want
to ride in the wagon,
**[08:05] Yotsuya**
want to take over driving
the horses for me?
**[08:08] Toki**
What? I can?
**[08:09] Kahvel**
Huh?!
**[08:10] Toki**
Huh?
**[08:11] Kahvel**
Oh, um... n-nothing.
**[08:14] Kahvel**
Please continue.
**[08:21] Belili**
Wow, really?
**[08:23] Belili**
Heroes really are amazing!
**[08:26] Belili**
I admire you!
**[08:31] Belili**
And you healed me, too! Thank you so much!
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
It's okay...
**[08:41] Kahvel**
Is something bothering you?
**[08:43] Toki**
Uh, no, nothing.
**[08:46] Toki**
*Damn straight it's bothering me!*
**[08:49] Toki**
*Why did she sigh?!*
**[08:51] Toki**
*Wait, is she...*
**[08:56] Toki**
*actually into him?!*
**[08:58] Toki**
* And she's sad because*
* she's not next to him?*
**[09:01] Toki**
*Nah, no way. Couldn't be.*
**[09:10] Yotsuya**
Since we're carrying more people now,
**[09:12] Yotsuya**
we need to take breaks more often.
**[09:17] Kahvel**
Great Hero, um... this may
not be the time, but...
**[09:22] Yotsuya**
What?
**[09:25] Kahvel**
N-Nothing! Never mind...
**[09:30] Toki**
*Was she about to confess her love for him?!*
**[09:33] Toki**
*She totally was, wasn't she?!*
**[09:41] Kahvel**
Oh, yes...
**[09:43] Kahvel**
At our current pace, we should reach our
destination the day after tomorrow.
**[09:47] Yotsuya**
Got it.
**[09:50] Kahvel**
Our journey is almost over...
**[09:57] Toki**
*What's that air of sorrow about her?!*
**[09:59] Toki**
* Is she regretting that she'll have*
* to part ways with Yotsuya-kun soon?*
**[10:11] Toki**
* I guess even someone like Kahvel-san*
* gets hesitant about confessing.*
**[10:16] Toki**
*Come to think of it, there was
an event like this in* WonSta*...*
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** I love to see you working so hard
for someone else, Onee-sama.
**[10:21] Toki**
When you help a mob character confess,
**[10:23] Toki**
your affection level with
Tsubasa-kun shoots up!
**[10:27] Toki**
Tsubasa-kun! I'll do my very best!
**[10:29] Toki**
I'm gonna get through this
event successfully!
**[10:35] Toki**
Tsubasa-kun... Tsubasa-kyun...
**[10:38] Toki**
I wuv you! Oh, God, I told him! Me!
**[10:39] Belili**
Um, is she all right?
**[10:42] Belili**
The lady hero... She's swaying around...
**[10:44] Toki**
I hope I get to see you
soon, Tsubasa-kyun...
**[10:46] Yotsuya**
Uh, yeah... She's fine.
**[10:48] Yotsuya**
That happens all the time with gamers.
**[10:50] Belili**
Oh...
**[10:51] Toki**
I'm getting all riled up...
**[10:51] Yotsuya**
I can't wait to get back home
and play games, too...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►Omnivorous creatures used to
deliver messages.
►Their homing instinct always guides them back home.
It can deliver messages to its own home, but not from
its home to anywhere else.
►In rare cases, they have been known to stray from their flocks and be taken in as pets.
**[11:08] Yotsuya**
Switch seats?
**[11:10] Toki**
Yeah.
**[11:11] Toki**
My butt hurts after sitting
on that horse for so long.
**[11:23] Toki**
*I call it* WonSta*'s Famous
"Get the Two Alone" Plan!*
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Is it all right if I hold you until help comes?
**[11:32] Toki**
When the two of them are
alone in a tight space,
**[11:34] Toki**
it leads to the classic *WonSta* scene that
never fails to raise your affection level!
**[11:39] Toki**
*The two of them alone on a wagon,*
**[11:40] Toki**
* the time to say goodbye*
* drawing ever nearer...*
**[11:43] Toki**
*It all means there's only one thing to do!*
**[11:48] Toki**
You're sleeping?!
**[11:50] Toki**
*I mean, I know you were up all night,*
**[11:52] Toki**
* but don't you have something*
* more important to do?!*
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** Sickle
**[12:03] ---**
m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Kitchen Knife
***SIGN*** Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
Composition> Iron, wood
Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
anything but plants or animals
Regeneration Time> 3 days
***SIGN*** Pot
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** Kama
***SIGN*** Kitchen Knife
**[12:03] ---**
m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Kitchen Knife
***SIGN*** Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 3
Composition> Iron, wood
Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
anything but plants or animals
+100% strength when attacking
bone
Regeneration Time> 3 days
***SIGN*** Chopper
***SIGN*** Pot
***SIGN*** Kitchen Knife
***SIGN*** Chopper
**[12:04] ---**
m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Pot
***SIGN*** Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
Composition> Iron
Effects> Rarely burns food even when
not coated with oil.
Regeneration Time> 5 days
***SIGN*** Hoe
***SIGN*** Kama
**[12:09] Toki**
*Next is* WonSta*'s Classic
"Shared Task" Plan!*
***SIGN*** Tsubasa
***SIGN*** You can't cut the pumpkin?
Then let's cut it together.
**[12:19] Toki**
Trust deepens when two people
perform a task together!
**[12:22] Toki**
One touch makes the heart race!
**[12:24] Toki**
*Yotsuya usually does the cooking alone,*
**[12:27] Toki**
*but just for today, Kahvel-san can...*
**[12:30] Kahvel**
Great Hero!
**[12:33] Kahvel**
I found the perfect game!
**[12:35] Kahvel**
We'll have a grand feast tonight!
**[12:38] Yotsuya**
Whoa, it's huge!
**[12:38] Belili**
Oh, wow! It's so big!
**[12:40] Yotsuya**
You've done it again!
**[12:41] Toki**
*Is that their shared task?*
**[12:43] Toki**
*Where'd those racing hearts go?*
**[12:46] Belili**
Wow! You're so amazing!
**[12:49] Yotsuya**
You think so?
**[12:51] Belili**
Yes, I do!
**[12:52] Yotsuya**
But I'm really not...
**[12:54] Belili**
I wish I could be like you!
**[12:56] Yotsuya**
Seriously? Aw, thanks.
**[12:58] Toki**
*If orthodox methods don't work...*
**[13:01] Toki**
Go full yandere!
**[13:06] Yotsuya**
We don't need to train in the
middle of the day, do we?
**[13:09] Toki**
B-But we don't have much time
left to learn from Kahvel-san!
**[13:15] Kahvel**
We'll just do enough to help you digest.
**[13:18] Kahvel**
Come!
**[13:20] Toki**
*This is it! The* WonSta *plan that earned the
most mixed reviews in the game's history!*
***SIGN*** Jaga
***SIGN*** I'll carve my feelings into you as a scar that'll never fade!
**[13:30] Toki**
*The most controversial method in
*WonSta*, used by Jaga-sama...*
**[13:36] Toki**
Kahvel-san can just carve her love into Yotsuya
to make sure she can leave with no regrets!
**[13:42] Toki**
* There is a form of love that can*
* only be expressed through combat!*
**[13:46] Toki**
*Kahvel-san...*
**[13:48] Toki**
*Yandere was never really my thing,*
**[13:50] Toki**
*but this isn't so bad...*
**[13:52] Kahvel**
All right, let's switch now.
**[13:54] Toki**
Huh?
**[13:57] Toki**
No! This isn't about me!
**[14:00] Kahvel**
You were the one who suggested we train!
**[14:03] Toki**
No! I don't wanna get cut up!
**[14:05] Kahvel**
Just a tiny little slice!
**[14:06] Toki**
Yotsuya! Why are you just gawking?!
**[14:11] Toki**
*This is not working at all.*
**[14:14] Toki**
Tsubasa-kun, comfort me!
**[14:18] Toki**
Tsubasa-kun...
**[14:19] Bilili**
Is she really all right?
**[14:22] Yotsuya**
Uh... I don't know anymore.
**[14:25] Toki**
*I mean, if you set flags on a character,*
**[14:27] Toki**
* you're supposed to have an event*
* ready so they can be retrieved!*
**[14:29] Toki**
*So why is nothing happening?!*
**[14:33] Toki**
This piece of shit game is so messed up!
**[14:36] Toki**
Put more hot guys in it!
**[14:36] Yotsuya**
Yeah, she must be fine if
she's able to complain.
**[14:38] Toki**
I want one who'll call me
"Onee-sama" at a time like this!
**[14:40] Yotsuya**
Getting mad takes a lot of energy.
**[14:41] Toki**
This game is just shit! Learn from *WonSta*!
**[14:46] Shindou**
Seriously, Kusue, good job noticing that.
**[14:51] Shindou**
There must be delivery companies that
transport cargo in this world, too.
**[14:57] Hako**
Yeah, this world made me jump straight
to the idea of merchants, at first,
**[15:02] Hako**
but normally, it'd be delivery
companies that transport cargo.
**[15:07] Makuah**
And it was just our luck that they
have a monthly delivery today.
**[15:13] Shindou**
Here they come!
**[15:16] Shindou**
And they've got cargo!
**[15:18] Shindou**
That's gotta be the one!
**[15:20] Delivery Driver**
Cargo bound for Radodorbo?
**[15:23] Delivery Driver**
Yes, I have some.
**[15:24] Shindou**
Yes!
**[15:25] Shindou**
If you don't mind, please allow
us to escort you to Radodorbo.
**[15:29] Delivery Driver**
Well, I wouldn't mind that...
**[15:32] Delivery Guard**
Now, wait just a minute.
**[15:34] Delivery Guard**
Heroes or not, I don't
need any competition.
**[15:39] Shindou**
We can't back down, either.
Our lives depend on this.
**[15:43] Delivery Guard**
Well, then...
**[15:46] Delivery Guard**
I have no choice!
**[15:58] Shindou**
Well? No choice but to do what?
**[16:10] Toki**
*I got myself all exhausted for nothing.*
**[16:13] Toki**
* Is Kahvel-san gonna be able*
* to retrieve her flags?*
**[16:31] Kahvel**
Great Hero...
**[16:33] Kahvel**
Do you have a moment?
**[16:36] Yotsuya**
Uh, sure.
**[16:46] Yotsuya**
You're not going to sleep?
**[16:48] Kahvel**
I don't need...
**[16:52] Kahvel**
No, you're right.
**[16:54] Yotsuya**
Uh-huh...
**[17:00] Kahvel**
Great Hero...
**[17:02] Kahvel**
Um, there's... there's...
**[17:06] Kahvel**
There's something I've been
wanting to tell you.
**[17:11] Yotsuya**
Okay...
**[17:18] Kahvel**
Thank you.
**[17:21] Kahvel**
For helping me avenge Bihmsberg.
**[17:27] Kahvel**
I'm deeply, deeply grateful.
**[17:31] Yotsuya**
Well, I was pissed off at them, too...
**[17:39] Kahvel**
I've wanted to say that all along,
**[17:42] Kahvel**
but it was difficult to
find the right timing.
**[17:46] Kahvel**
I feel better.
**[17:48] Kahvel**
Now I should sleep well tonight.
**[17:55] Yotsuya**
She's so dutiful.
**[17:58] Toki**
*That was what she wanted to say?!*
**[18:02] Toki**
*Don't be so damn misleading!*
**[18:08] Delivery Driver**
You really don't mind carrying
that stuff in your wagon?
**[18:12] Shindou**
Not at all.
**[18:13] Shindou**
We'll get it there no matter the cost.
You can rest easy.
**[18:17] Delivery Guard**
I can't believe I get
to travel with heroes!
**[18:20] Delivery Guard**
I'll learn so much from this!
**[18:22] Hako**
It's scary how much his attitude's changed.
**[18:24] Shindou**
Don't worry about it.
**[18:26] Shindou**
Off we go!
**[18:36] Yotsuya**
Since we'll reach Radodorbo
before the end of the day,
**[18:38] Yotsuya**
I'd like to review what we're
going to do upon arrival.
**[18:42] Yotsuya**
We've prepared three different cargos.
**[18:45] Yotsuya**
The first is...
**[18:48] Yotsuya**
the three condemned convicts.
**[18:49] Yotsuya**
If we get them to a church
where they'll be kept safe,
**[18:52] Yotsuya**
we might complete the quest.
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 15 hours
**[19:01] Yotsuya**
If not, we'll try the second...
**[19:04] Yotsuya**
the personal effects of the
dead kingdom soldiers.
**[19:07] Yotsuya**
If we can sell them or get
someone to accept them,
**[19:10] Yotsuya**
they might be counted as "the goods."
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 14 hours
**[19:18] Yotsuya**
And that leaves our third cargo.
**[19:22] Toki**
Those, huh?
**[19:27] Shindou**
At this pace, we should get there
with plenty of time to spare...
**[19:32] Hako**
But will helping to escort a
delivery man really be enough?
**[19:38] Shindou**
If it does work, then what did
we go through all that for?
**[19:42] Shindou**
It just seems too easy.
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
**[19:45] Shindou**
And we still have the
other part of the quest.
**[19:48] Hako**
Considering our pace so far,
that'll be a close call, too.
**[19:55] Both**
It's cleared?!
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
**[20:01] Toki**
It's cleared!
**[20:04] Yotsuya**
So this was it.
**[20:12] Maranba Soldier 2**
To think the Kingdom of Deokk was
carrying out such atrocities...
**[20:17] Kahvel**
If you'd like more evidence
than what we've given you,
**[20:21] Kahvel**
go to the church.
The victims are being cared for there.
**[20:25] Maranba Soldier 2**
Very well.
**[20:27] Maranba Soldier 2**
We truly thank you for bringing us this
information and stopping their plans.
**[20:32] Maranba Soldier 2**
But even if it serves as evidence...
**[20:35] Maranba Soldier 2**
You really don't need to bring
severed heads next time.
**[20:47] Toki**
I never would've thought the kingdom
soldiers' heads would be the right answer.
**[20:51] Yotsuya**
It may have met the conditions
to be considered "the goods,"
**[20:55] Yotsuya**
but in the end, I guess it was
all up to how the Master felt.
**[20:59] Shindou**
Hey!
**[21:02] Shindou**
I'm so glad we found you!
**[21:08] Shindou**
In any case, we completed one quest.
**[21:11] Shindou**
Good job!
**[21:13] Hako**
That just leaves covering more of the map.
**[21:15] Toki**
We have a day and a half left.
**[21:18] Yotsuya**
Then...
**[21:20] Three**
Let's split up.
**[21:27] Yotsuya**
Wh-Why... do I feel like I've been
dumped by a girl I didn't ask out?
***SIGN*** Heart-Racing Logout
***SIGN*** To: Yotsuya Yuusuke
**[23:29] Seiyuu**
Do you... really think we
should stay like this?
**[23:33] Seiyuu**
Listen...
**[23:35] Three**
Let's split up.
**[23:35] Yotsuya**
Wait! I never asked you out!
**[23:37] Yotsuya**
Where are you even filming this?!
# E10 - Yotsuya Yuusuke Dies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRWMGG5M6/yotsuya-yuusuke-dies)
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**[00:37] Yotsuya**
I'm pretty far up now.
**[00:43] Yotsuya**
How much do we have left?
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.96%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 15 hours, 14 minutes
**[00:46] Yotsuya**
Oh, looking good.
**[00:48] Yotsuya**
* The Game Master gave us two*
* quests in this fourth stage.*
**[00:53] Yotsuya**
*"Deliver the goods to Radodorbo."*
**[00:55] Yotsuya**
* We cleared this one when Tokitate-san and I*
* brought the heads of the Deokk soldiers here.*
**[01:03] Yotsuya**
* Then we joined Shindou-san and Hakozaki-san,*
* who traveled to Radodorbo in a separate group.*
**[01:09] (Flashback) Shindou**
In any case, we completed one quest.
**[01:12] (Flashback) Shindou**
Good job!
**[01:13] (Flashback) Hako**
That just leaves covering more of the map.
**[01:15] (Flashback) Toki**
We have a day and a half left.
**[01:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Then...
**[01:19] (Flashback) Three**
Let's split up.
**[01:22] Yotsuya**
* The other quest is to*
* traverse 5% of the map.*
**[01:27] Yotsuya**
*To work more efficiently,*
**[01:28] Yotsuya**
* we decided to split up and*
* cover ground separately.*
**[01:35] Yotsuya**
At this pace, we'll get it
done with time to spare.
**[01:38] Yotsuya**
All right!
**[01:43] Yotsuya**
Snow?
**[03:58] Makuah**
We might want to postpone our
departure for a few days.
**[04:03] Makuah**
The locals say they're expecting
a nasty blizzard tonight.
**[04:07] Makuah**
Apparently, this area has a
somewhat unique climate.
**[04:11] Kahvel**
I see.
**[04:12] Makuah**
I hope the heroes are all right.
**[04:15] Makuah**
They say it gets particularly
rough in the mountains.
**[04:26] (Flashback) Kahvel**
There you are.
**[04:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Kahvel-san.
**[04:41] (Flashback) Kahvel**
You're leaving already?
**[04:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
We still have a quest to finish.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Then I suppose this is goodbye.
**[04:49] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[04:52] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Good work. Thanks for everything.
**[05:01] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Well, take care, Kahvel-san.
**[05:10] (Flashback) Kahvel**
Farewell, solitary hero.
**[05:25] Makuah**
Captain? Captain?
**[05:29] Makuah**
Is something wrong?
**[05:30] Kahvel**
Ah, no, nothing.
**[05:33] Kahvel**
We'll postpone our departure.
**[05:35] Kahvel**
It will give us a chance to
rest before returning home.
**[05:38] Makuah**
Makuah, you should take
some time to relax, too.
**[05:41] Makuah**
I will. Thank you.
**[05:54] Kahvel**
*"So this is to be my final stop,*
**[05:57] Kahvel**
* where I will die before I have*
* a chance to become anything?"*
**[06:01] Kahvel**
*That's what I thought back then.*
**[06:05] Kahvel**
*But it would seem that my battle continues.*
**[06:10] Kahvel**
* I am a knight.*
* My home is on the battlefield.*
**[06:16] Kahvel**
*And that...*
**[06:18] Kahvel**
*was just a moment's...*
**[06:24] Kahvel**
*Great Hero, please be well.*
**[06:35] Yotsuya**
Oh, I can use this...
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Gloves
***SIGN*** Farmer Boots
***SIGN*** Farmer Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Chef Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Clothes
**[06:37] Yotsuya**
I can choose this stuff, too?
***SIGN*** Farmer Boots
***SIGN*** Farmer Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Chef Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Clothes
***SIGN*** Chef Hat
***SIGN*** Farmer Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Chef Clothes (Top)
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Clothes
***SIGN*** Chef Hat
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature) Accessory
**[06:43] Yotsuya**
It's nice that I can equip
multiple items at once
**[06:46] Yotsuya**
as long as it's physically
possible to layer them.
**[06:50] Yotsuya**
Good thing I changed jobs all those times.
**[06:56] Yotsuya**
*Okay, this is not* such a good thing!*
**[06:58] Yotsuya**
* I thought all we had to do*
* was walk around on the map!*
**[07:01] Yotsuya**
* I didn't know it was programmed*
* for this to happen!*
**[07:04] Yotsuya**
*But seriously, is this for real?*
**[07:07] Yotsuya**
*Damn it. It's getting dark, too.*
**[07:10] Yotsuya**
*The temperature just keeps dropping.*
**[07:13] Yotsuya**
* Wait... could I actually*
* freeze to death out here?*
**[07:17] Yotsuya**
*And if I did, would I be able to revive?*
**[07:21] Yotsuya**
*No...*
**[07:22] Yotsuya**
* Shindou-san and Hakozaki-san couldn't*
* revive when the troll ate them.*
**[07:28] Yotsuya**
* So you can't revive if you're not in an*
* environment where you could survive?*
**[07:33] Yotsuya**
*If I freeze to death,*
**[07:35] Yotsuya**
* and my body temperature is still*
* just as low after reviving...*
**[07:41] Yotsuya**
I'll do some knee lifts to
raise my body temperature.
**[07:49] Yotsuya**
Hey, this could work.
**[07:58] Toki**
This seriously sucks.
**[08:00] Toki**
A sudden blizzard event isn't
gonna make anyone happy!
**[08:04] Toki**
If there's gotta be an event,
give me some hot guys!
**[08:07] Toki**
Give me a prince on a white horse!
**[08:10] Toki**
*Just the two of us, snowed in.*
**[08:15] Toki**
* We lean close together to*
* warm our bodies and hearts.*
**[08:21] Toki**
If I'm gonna die, let me die of squee!
**[08:27] Toki**
S-S-Sorry!
**[08:31] Toki**
Are the other three even
able to walk in this?
**[08:35] Toki**
What if they're resting?
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.98%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 12 hours
**[08:38] Toki**
For real?
**[08:40] Toki**
So if I'm the only one slacking
off, it's gonna be obvious.
**[08:46] Toki**
So cold... If I stop moving,
I'm literally gonna die!
**[08:51] Toki**
Cold, cold, cold...
**[08:53] Toki**
I wanna see Tsubasa-kyun...
I wanna see Tsubasa-kyun...
**[08:55] Toki**
I wanna see Tsubasa-kyun!
**[09:10] Hako**
* This is killing me... I think*
* my heart's about to explode...*
**[09:15] Hako**
*But...*
**[09:17] Hako**
I made my decision.
**[09:18] Hako**
*When I first came to this world, I was...*
**[09:22] (Flashback) GM**
Hakozaki Kusue.
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword)
***SIGN*** Warrior (Spear)
**[09:28] (Flashback) GM**
Warrior (Sword).
**[09:32] (Flashback) Shindou**
Yes! I got a Warrior!
**[09:37] (Flashback) Shindou**
I finally have someone on my side.
**[09:42] (Flashback) Shindou**
I'm glad to have you here, Kusue.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Hako**
Um...
**[09:48] (Flashback) Shindou**
You might have no idea what's going on now,
**[09:50] (Flashback) Shindou**
but let's both do our best.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Shindou**
I'll do whatever I can to back you up.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Hako**
S-Same to you.
**[09:59] (Flashback) Hako**
I'm glad we're in this together.
**[10:00] Hako**
* When I first came to this world,*
* I was actually kind of happy.*
**[10:07] Hako**
*A lot of scary things happened, but...*
**[10:11] Hako**
* I had a healthy body that let me*
* be as active as everyone else,*
**[10:15] Hako**
*and above all...*
**[10:17] (Flashback) Shindou**
We managed to beat it.
**[10:19] (Flashback) Hako**
I'm sorry... I couldn't
do anything to help...
**[10:24] (Flashback) Shindou**
No, it's okay.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Shindou**
I'm just glad the second
player was someone I knew.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Shindou**
Right now, that's enough for me.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Hako**
Shindou-san?
**[10:34] (Flashback) Shindou**
Sorry... Just let me stay like
this for a minute, okay?
**[10:39] (Flashback) Hako**
Okay... Sure.
**[10:43] Hako**
* I was happy that even I could*
* be of use to someone.*
**[10:49] Hako**
*Even if only a little...*
**[10:51] Hako**
*If I could help someone else*
**[10:53] Hako**
*when I never could before...*
**[10:57] Hako**
*I won't give up.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►New data is added to the map starting with
the immediate 50-meter radius around the
player.
►Once new data has been added, it is
recorded permanently and remains even
after the quest is cleared, but the
appearance of towns and geographical
features may change over time.
**[11:21] Shindou**
Ugh, it's so cold...
**[11:27] Shindou**
* I've been walking almost*
* nonstop since yesterday,*
**[11:30] Shindou**
* and now it's snowing on top of*
* that? You can't be serious!*
**[11:33] Shindou**
*Even if this is the fourth stage,*
**[11:36] Shindou**
*this quest is way too hard!*
**[11:50] Shindou**
*It's so quiet.*
**[11:52] Shindou**
* Come to think of it, I haven't been*
* alone in this world for a long time.*
**[11:59] (Flashback) Shindou**
Huh? What does that mean?
***SIGN*** Defeat 1 Goblin
(Time limit: 3 days)
**[12:02] (Flashback) GM**
You will need to complete this que.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Shindou**
What is this place, anyway?
**[12:07] (Flashback) Shindou**
Where are the girls who were
with me? Where are my friends?
**[12:10] (Flashback) GM**
The only one here is you.
Your friends are not pres.
**[12:14] (Flashback) Shindou**
What?
**[12:16] Shindou**
*When I first came to this world,*
**[12:18] Shindou**
*everything I had worked to accomplish*
**[12:22] Shindou**
*was taken from me.*
**[12:25] Shindou**
* The ones who had always been*
* on my side were my friends.*
**[12:30] Shindou**
*I learned that friends give you strength.*
**[12:34] Shindou**
* I thought as long as I was*
* someone that others needed,*
**[12:39] Shindou**
*I wouldn't turn out like that.*
**[12:43] Shindou**
*That's why I worked so hard.*
**[12:47] Shindou**
* Only I could be responsible*
* for changing my own world.*
**[12:58] Shindou**
* And everything I finally gained*
* after all that hard work...*
**[13:07] Shindou**
*But in that moment...*
**[13:14] Shindou**
It sure was tough back then. I mean...
**[13:17] (Flashback) Shindou**
I don't... I don't want to
die in this garbage world.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Shindou**
No matter what.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Shindou**
So, Yotsuya-kun...
**[13:31] (Flashback) Shindou**
I need your strength in this world
that has stripped me down to nothing.
**[13:36] (Flashback) Shindou**
Please help me.
**[13:39] Shindou**
*I was really backed against a wall.*
**[13:41] Shindou**
*But...*
**[14:01] Shindou**
I can still keep working hard.
**[14:05] Shindou**
I can't die here!
**[14:17] Hako**
*So heavy... My legs, my arms...*
**[14:21] Hako**
*I'm going numb...*
**[14:23] Hako**
*But I have to keep going.*
**[14:25] Hako**
*I wonder where I am... How much is left?*
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.991%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 8 hours
**[14:34] Hako**
Oh, good... We're all making progress...
**[14:38] Hako**
Just a... little more...
**[14:56] Hako**
No... I can't...
**[15:00] Hako**
I don't want... to give up...
**[15:03] Hako**
No... I can't...
**[15:06] Hako**
I don't want... to die... here...
**[15:23] Shindou**
What is this?
**[15:36] Shindou**
This is...
**[15:38] Shindou**
To hell with this!
**[15:44] Yotsuya**
Damn, damn, damn...
**[15:46] Yotsuya**
This is getting seriously bad.
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.992%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 6 hours
**[15:49] Yotsuya**
*No one's moved at all for a while now.*
**[15:52] Yotsuya**
* I can't blame them.*
* Shindou-san and I are one thing,*
**[15:55] Yotsuya**
* but Hakozaki-san and Tokitate-san*
* don't have any decent gear.*
**[15:59] Yotsuya**
* From the moment this started,*
* I expected that.*
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.992%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 6 hours
**[16:03] Yotsuya**
Still another nine...
no, ten kilometers to go...
**[16:06] Yotsuya**
Ten kilometers in these conditions?
**[16:09] Yotsuya**
Can we pull it off in six hours?
**[16:15] Yotsuya**
Damn it...
**[16:17] Yotsuya**
I shouldn't have done those knee lifts!
**[16:21] Yotsuya**
* We're fine as long as just*
* one of us survives.*
**[16:25] Yotsuya**
*That's the rule.*
**[16:27] Yotsuya**
*But...*
**[16:29] Yotsuya**
* If I die here, my body*
* temperature will drop so low*
**[16:33] Yotsuya**
*that I won't be able to revive.*
**[16:36] Yotsuya**
* This isn't the same as the other quests*
* where we could revive over and over.*
**[16:43] Yotsuya**
* The damage is too much,*
* both physically and mentally.*
**[16:53] Yotsuya**
*To avoid freezing to death,*
**[16:55] Yotsuya**
* it'd be best to dig out a shelter*
* and wait for the storm to pass.*
**[16:59] Yotsuya**
* But if I stop moving with*
* only six hours left...*
**[17:04] Yotsuya**
We're all dead.
**[17:12] Yotsuya**
What was that?
**[17:49] Yotsuya**
*A monster's attacking me right now?!*
**[17:53] Yotsuya**
*Unbelievable! This is beyond impossible!*
**[17:56] Yotsuya**
And running away...
**[18:00] Yotsuya**
won't work, huh?
**[18:32] Yotsuya**
Okay.
**[18:34] Yotsuya**
Bring it!
**[18:56] Yotsuya**
That was getting pretty dicey.
**[18:58] Yotsuya**
If this thing had been just
a little bit stronger...
**[19:01] Yotsuya**
And attacking me in a blizzard like this?
**[19:05] Yotsuya**
It must've really been hungry.
**[19:18] Yotsuya**
It had babies?
**[19:20] Yotsuya**
*Monsters are living things, too.*
**[19:22] Yotsuya**
* Am I supposed to feel bad for doing*
* something so awful to them?*
**[19:29] Yotsuya**
If they're left alone,
they'll either starve or freeze to death.
**[19:33] Yotsuya**
*But that's none of my concern.*
**[19:38] Yotsuya**
They're just virtual, after all.
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[19:57] Yotsuya**
How far have I gone?
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.993%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 5 hours
**[19:59] Yotsuya**
*Five hours left...*
**[20:07] Yotsuya**
* There's one thing I've*
* made up my mind about...*
**[20:11] (Flashback) Hako**
So... I want to help everyone
now, while I'm healthy...
**[20:15] (Flashback) Hako**
That's why I...
**[20:20] Yotsuya**
* And it's where I stand*
* compared to everyone else.*
**[20:22] (Flashback) Shindou**
Please help me.
**[20:25] Yotsuya**
* I consider all life to*
* be not equal, but fair.*
**[20:31] Yotsuya**
*If there's anyone worth more than me,*
**[20:34] Yotsuya**
*or anyone stronger than me...*
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
I won't let them die.
**[20:41] Yotsuya**
* If we can't clear this quest,*
* we'll all die in the real world.*
**[20:47] Yotsuya**
*Why us? Why here?*
**[20:51] Yotsuya**
*Why are we being forced to do all this?*
**[20:54] Yotsuya**
*If I don't even know that yet...*
**[20:56] Yotsuya**
Like hell I'm gonna die!
**[21:01] Yotsuya**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[21:05] Yotsuya**
*If I die right now...*
**[21:11] Yotsuya**
*We're all...*
**[21:14] Yotsuya**
*gonna die...*
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke Dies
**[23:10] Liyuu**
Hi, everyone watching *Million Lives*!
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***SIGN*** Ending Theme Artist
Liyuu
**[23:12] Liyuu**
I'm Liyuu!
**[23:13] Liyuu**
What do you think of the ending
theme I sang, "Carpe Diem"?
**[23:18] Liyuu**
It's a fantastic song, so I
really hope you all like it.
***SIGN*** TV Anime *I'm Standing on a Million Lives* original made-to-order snowboarding gear to be sold!
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**[23:23] Liyuu**
Also, notice this coat I'm wearing?
**[23:26] Liyuu**
When you turn it inside-out,
you turn into the Game Master!
**[23:28] ---**
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***SIGN*** Check the official Million Lives homepage for details!
**[23:30] Liyuu**
Awesome, right?
**[23:32] Liyuu**
And that's it! This has been Liyuu!
**[23:35] Liyuu**
Bye-bye!
# E11 - Majiha Forever
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1QKKDZ6/majiha-forever)
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**[00:24] Devil King**
You will feel my power!
**[00:26] Devil King**
Darkness Thunder!
**[00:39] Devil King**
Majiha Pink, there is no light
of hope remaining for you!
**[00:45] Pink**
You're wrong!
**[00:47] Devil King**
Behold!
**[00:59] Pink**
Majiha Purple!
**[01:00] Pink**
Basashi! Gyuusashi!
**[01:02] Devil King**
Do you still wish to continue?
**[01:05] Devil King**
Give it up!
**[01:07] Devil King**
It's over!
**[01:12] Devil King**
I, Demon King Lukifel, will rule this
world with the darkness of despair.
**[01:18] Devil King**
This is the beginning of
the darkest of nights,
**[01:20] Devil King**
in which I suck up the dreams of
all children around the world!
**[01:31] Pink**
I won't give up.
**[01:42] Pink**
I won't let you do that.
**[01:46] Pink**
No matter what happens, I...
**[01:49] Pink**
We, the Majiha Sisters, will never give up!
**[02:10] Pink**
Because we believe in the future!
**[02:18] Pink**
*I can feel you, Majiha Purple.*
**[02:22] Pink**
We believe in love!
**[02:27] Pink**
The light of hope will never disappear.
**[02:29] Pink**
It's always burning...
**[02:31] Both**
...right here!
**[02:34] Purple**
With my crimson flame...
**[02:35] Pink**
...I will burn all!
**[02:38] Pink**
Majiha Fire!
***SIGN*** Maji
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** We Are the
Majiha Knights!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Majiha Forever
**[04:23] Pink & Purple**
"Majiha Forever."
**[04:28] Toki**
*When I was little,*
**[04:29] Toki**
*the Majiha Sisters were my role models.*
**[04:33] Toki**
*Love and friendship, courage and hope...*
**[04:36] Toki**
* I believed that if I had those, I could be*
* an awesome magical girl and save the world.*
**[04:42] Toki**
Majiha... Fire.
**[04:46] Toki**
Of course... there's no
way I could ever be one.
**[04:51] Toki**
*I knew my own limitations.*
**[04:57] Toki**
* I protected myself by hanging out*
* with people who were stronger.*
***SIGN*** A girl who puts on a nice act around boys!!
**[05:02] Toki**
* I talked trash about them*
* behind their backs,*
**[05:05] Toki**
*but when we ended up with a common enemy,*
**[05:07] Toki**
*I'd cling to them.*
**[05:12] Toki**
*They all did the same thing...*
**[05:14] Toki**
*so I didn't have any right to complain.*
**[05:18] Toki**
* You've gotta be able to*
* read the room to get by.*
**[05:21] Toki**
*What's so wrong about that?*
**[05:24] Toki**
Like I could ever be a magical
girl of love and hope.
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
I... revived?
**[05:59] Yotsuya**
* When that happened,*
* I was sure it was all over.*
**[06:06] Yotsuya**
Where am I?
**[06:15] Yotsuya**
So falling down here and dying
**[06:18] Yotsuya**
allowed me to maintain my body
heat so I could revive?
**[06:23] Yotsuya**
Is this a secret dungeon?
**[06:26] Yotsuya**
Interesting.
**[06:32] Yotsuya**
Wasn't expecting to find a place like
this in the mountains, though.
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.993%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 5 hours
**[06:49] Yotsuya**
I don't know how far this thing
goes, but if I keep moving,
**[06:54] Yotsuya**
we should make it!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
**[07:01] Hako**
No... Why?
**[07:04] Hako**
Come on, wake up!
**[07:08] Hako**
Please...
**[07:10] Hako**
I'm begging you!
**[07:11] Hako**
Please don't die out here!
**[07:15] Shindou**
Crap! I completely spaced
out for a second...
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[07:20] Shindou**
Kusue?
**[07:23] Shindou**
I'm completing this garbage quest
if it's the last thing I do!
**[07:31] Shindou**
I should've been verifying my direction
like this from the start.
**[07:35] Shindou**
The wind has calmed down a lot.
**[07:37] Shindou**
Honestly, walking is still tiring
me out just as much, but still...
**[07:45] Shindou**
Oh, thank God! A village!
**[07:51] Shindou**
It really is a village!
**[07:53] Shindou**
* If I can make it there,*
* I should be able to borrow*
**[07:55] Shindou**
* a carriage or sleigh or something*
* that's faster than walking!*
**[07:59] Shindou**
* Hang tight, Kusue.*
* I'll bring you back in no time!*
**[08:10] Shindou**
* Yotsuya-kun and Yuka-san*
* are still alive, too.*
**[08:16] Shindou**
*Almost there... almost there...*
**[08:21] Shindou**
*If we all keep trying...*
**[08:33] Shindou**
You've gotta be kidding me!
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[08:47] Yotsuya**
Seriously?
**[08:49] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san...
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.994%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 3 hours
**[08:50] Yotsuya**
*She had stopped at one point,*
**[08:52] Yotsuya**
* but after that, it seemed like*
* she was making progress again.*
**[08:55] Yotsuya**
*Frankly, I was kinda counting on her.*
**[08:57] Yotsuya**
Now, of all times?
**[09:01] Yotsuya**
I'll have to go back and try another route.
**[09:12] Yotsuya**
Damn it.
**[09:17] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[09:31] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[09:33] Yotsuya**
It's a dead end!
**[09:35] Yotsuya**
This is beyond impossible!
**[09:39] Yotsuya**
Crap! An earthquake?!
**[10:09] Yotsuya**
Oh, come on...
**[10:11] Yotsuya**
* Looks like earthworms here*
* eat dirt to survive, too,*
**[10:15] Yotsuya**
*just like the ones in our world.*
**[10:18] Yotsuya**
* Not only that, but it's moving in*
* a direction I haven't gone yet.*
**[10:22] Yotsuya**
*It poses no threat.*
**[10:23] Yotsuya**
* Given the circumstances,*
* I'm damn glad to see it, but...*
**[10:29] Yotsuya**
It's so slow.
**[10:31] Yotsuya**
*What is this guy's speed, anyway?*
**[10:33] Yotsuya**
*But I can't get back to the surface now.*
**[10:35] Yotsuya**
* All I can do is trust this*
* guy to do the work.*
**[10:38] Yotsuya**
Hey! Could you pick up the pace a little?
**[10:41] Yotsuya**
I don't have much time!
**[10:44] Yotsuya**
Hey, nice! Not bad, Wormtarou!
**[10:48] Yotsuya**
That's a good boy!
Just keep plowing through!
**[10:57] Yotsuya**
*There's a Jirou?!*
**[10:59] Yotsuya**
Hey! Don't try to take over Tarou's tunnel!
**[11:01] Yotsuya**
There's no dirt left for
you to eat, anyway!
**[11:09] Yotsuya**
You want to eat... me?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►An anime series that has been running for 11 years.
►Though it's aimed at young girls, it is renowned for
its high animation quality. The battle scene with
King Lukifel in episode 49 of *We Are the
Majiha Knights*, the first encounter with Ouroboros
in episode 14 of *Go! Majiha Super Express!*, and
several other notable scenes display surprisingly
impressive artwork.
**[11:30] Toki**
I seriously can't believe this!
**[11:32] Toki**
How are Yotsuya and I the only
ones left at a time like this?
**[11:36] Toki**
Iu-san and Kusue-san's revival
gauges are still stuck at zero...
**[11:40] Toki**
Ugh!
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[11:41] Toki**
Is this thing even possible?
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[11:44] Toki**
What?!
**[11:45] Toki**
No way...
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
**[11:46] Toki**
What is this?
**[11:53] Toki**
*Oh, no...*
**[11:54] Toki**
* Both my mind and my body*
* are frozen stiff...*
**[12:01] Toki**
*Huh?*
**[12:04] Toki**
*I think... I feel relieved?*
**[12:07] Toki**
*Oh, I get it.*
**[12:08] Toki**
* All this time, I've been wanting*
* an excuse to give up.*
**[12:12] Toki**
*I don't want to die,*
**[12:15] Toki**
* but no one can complain if everyone*
* else died before me, right?*
**[12:19] Toki**
* And there's no way I can*
* finish this on my own.*
**[12:22] Toki**
*I don't have to push myself any farther.*
**[12:26] Toki**
*Wow... Dying the easy way is... so easy...*
**[12:34] Purple**
Look at you, giving up now!
**[12:36] Toki**
Huh?
**[12:38] Purple**
Why are you just lying there, Majiha Pink?!
**[12:42] Toki**
Majiha... Purple?
**[12:45] Toki**
*No, this is a dream.*
**[12:47] Toki**
*My dying wish to meet them...*
**[12:50] Toki**
* A delusion... A vision in*
* the guise of a delusion...*
**[12:55] Purple**
Majiha Pink!
**[12:57] Toki**
You mean... me?
**[13:01] Purple**
Whenever you watched us all these
years, what did you see?
**[13:06] Purple**
When the first Majiha Pink was defeated
**[13:08] Purple**
by King Lukifel's Darkness Thunder in
her final episode, what happened next?
**[13:13] Toki**
*I remember.*
**[13:15] (Flashback) Pink1**
We...
**[13:16] Purple**
When the second Majiha Pink was defeated
**[13:19] Purple**
by Ouroboros's Energy Stream in her
final episode, what happened next?
**[13:22] Toki**
I remember.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Pink2**
...give up!
**[13:25] Purple**
When the third Majiha Pink was defeated
**[13:27] Purple**
by Gorgon's Stone Eyes in her final
episode, what happened next?
**[13:31] Toki**
*I saw all of them.*
**[13:31] (Flashback) Pink3**
...give up!
**[13:32] Toki**
*So I remember it all!*
**[13:35] Purple**
I'll ask you one more time!
**[13:36] Purple**
When you watched us all these
years, what did you see?
**[13:40] Purple**
Answer me!
**[13:41] Toki**
The Majiha Sisters...
**[13:43] Toki**
...always...
**[13:45] (Flashback) Pink123**
For the love and hope of all
children around the world...
**[13:49] Toki**
...stood back up!
**[14:01] Toki**
With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
**[14:04] Toki**
Majiha Fire!
**[14:31] Hako**
Yuka-san...
**[14:41] Tsubasa**
Quickly, come this way.
**[14:48] Tsubasa**
I love your smile, Onee-sama.
**[14:51] Tokia**
Tsu... Tsubasa-kyun...
**[14:54] Pink1**
Come on, almost there!
**[14:55] Pink2**
Keep it up!
**[14:56] Pink3**
Fight on!
**[14:58] Purple**
I know you can do it.
**[15:00] Toki**
So happy...
**[15:07] Toki**
I won't give up.
**[15:10] Toki**
I'm a magical girl... after... all...
**[15:14] Fahtina**
If you sleep now, you'll die.
**[15:28] Fahtina**
You're a player, right?
**[15:30] Fahtina**
I'll give you a ride, if you'd like.
**[15:34] Fahtina**
C'mon.
**[15:44] Fahtina**
Wow, you're on the fourth stage?
**[15:46] Fahtina**
Rotten luck, getting hit with
this snow on your first quest.
**[15:49] Toki**
Yeah...
**[15:50] Fahtina**
So, which way do you want to go?
**[15:53] Toki**
Oh, right...
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.996%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** Time remaining: approx. 3 minutes
**[15:57] Toki**
No way!
**[15:58] Toki**
We're never gonna make it now!
**[16:01] Fahtina**
You're in a hurry?
**[16:05] Toki**
It can't be!
**[16:07] Fahtina**
Okay. Big hurry. Got it.
**[16:10] Fahtina**
Better hold on tight, then.
**[16:11] Toki**
Huh?
**[16:12] Fahtina**
We're speeding up!
**[16:13] Fahtina**
Wind spirit, Sylphede, lend me your power.
**[16:18] Fahtina**
In the name of the magic
user Fahtina! Come, wind!
**[16:23] Toki**
Huh?!
**[16:24] Fahtina**
How's this work for you?
**[16:26] Toki**
U-Uh... are you a player, too?
**[16:29] Fahtina**
Nope, not me.
**[16:31] Fahtina**
I'm just a magic user, that's all.
**[16:33] Toki**
A magic user?
**[16:36] Fahtina**
Come, wind!
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.996%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
**[16:44] Toki**
*Please! We're so close!*
**[16:49] Fahtina**
Wind, bestow your blessing upon this hero!
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.996%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.997%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.998%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
***SIGN*** ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.999%)
***SIGN*** ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
**[17:12] Shindou**
Huh? N-No way... We're alive?
**[17:16] Shindou**
Wait, what happened there at the end?
**[17:18] Shindou**
Who finished the quest?
**[17:22] Yotsuya**
You're kidding!
**[17:23] Hako**
Yuka-san!
**[17:25] Toki**
*Th-This is...*
**[17:27] Toki**
* my chance to take all*
* the credit for myself!*
**[17:30] Toki**
*If I make them owe me one now...*
**[17:32] GM**
Excellent wor.
**[17:34] Toki**
Damn it! Don't show up behind me!
**[17:36] GM**
As your reward for completing the
quest, you may ask one question.
**[17:40] Toki**
Why is one question all I get for
everything I just went through?!
**[17:43] Toki**
Is that your question?
**[17:46] Toki**
No, no! Gimme a second!
**[17:48] Toki**
*Now that I think about it,*
**[17:49] Toki**
* the quest might have been set up so that*
* girl would bail me out at the last minute...*
**[17:54] Toki**
*We were seriously just seconds from death.*
**[17:57] Toki**
*Who was that magic user?*
**[18:00] Toki**
* No, I won't ask that.*
* I can't waste this question.*
**[18:08] Toki**
This world...
**[18:10] Toki**
This world is actually virtual...
**[18:13] Toki**
like, virtual reality, right?
**[18:20] GM**
Parallel worlds.
**[18:22] GM**
There is a concept by that na.
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
*Parallel worlds?*
**[18:28] GM**
Say, for example,
that there is an intersection,
***SIGN*** Parallel World
***SIGN*** Reality
Observed World
**[18:31] GM**
and there is a you who
follows the right path...
**[18:33] GM**
as well as a you in a world based on
different possibilities who goes left.
**[18:39] GM**
The you in the world based on different
possibilities who goes left
**[18:44] GM**
exists in a parallel wor.
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Future← →Past
**[18:46] GM**
For that reason,
every time we make a decision,
**[18:51] GM**
the potential number of parallel worlds in
the universe increases in a branching struc.
***SIGN*** Number of Parallel Worlds
**[18:55] Yotsuya**
*I guess that does make logical sense.*
**[18:58] GM**
Now, what if the me who went
left died in an accident?
**[19:05] GM**
In a parallel world, I would not have di.
**[19:09] GM**
So what if that decision was made not
today, but three years from now?
**[19:14] GM**
Among the parallel worlds,
**[19:16] GM**
there would exist a world in
which I died in an accid.
**[19:21] GM**
And what if the decision was an action
taken by your parents twenty years ago?
**[19:27] GM**
Among the parallel worlds,
**[19:28] GM**
there would be one in which
your parents died twenty years ag.
***SIGN*** Nonexistent
**[19:32] GM**
Naturally, that means
you would not be born.
**[19:36] GM**
In this way, parallel worlds become
more and more unrealistic
**[19:40] GM**
the farther they branch out from
the past from which they origina.
**[19:43] GM**
This branching
**[19:45] GM**
has been repeating eternally
since the birth of the univer.
**[19:50] Yotsuya**
* Does that mean the number of parallel*
* worlds is basically infinite?*
**[19:55] GM**
We are capable of using special methods
**[19:58] GM**
to observe and travel between parallel
worlds that meet a certain conditio.
**[20:04] GM**
The condition is that the worlds
exist on a similar wavelength.
**[20:08] GM**
Which means that world is...
**[20:10] GM**
a world that branched off
4.6 billion years ago,
**[20:13] GM**
where a sentient race identical
to humans came to exist
**[20:17] GM**
and lived through a history
similar to human history.
**[20:20] GM**
It is an Earth based on different possibil.
**[20:23] Yotsuya**
What does that mean?!
**[20:26] GM**
You do not have the right to ask a ques.
**[20:31] GM**
Of course, the name of the planet,
the things it is made of,
**[20:35] GM**
and its terrain are diff.
**[20:36] GM**
But it is not a virtual realit.
**[20:40] GM**
It is a planet that exists in the same
place as Earth in a parallel wor.
**[20:45] GM**
If anything, you are the only things
in this world that are virtu.
**[20:49] Shindou**
We're virtual?
**[20:50] Hako**
Well, I guess if we weren't,
we couldn't come back from the dead.
**[20:54] Shindou**
True.
**[20:56] GM**
Which means all of the
other things there...
**[20:59] GM**
the sky, the seas, the land,
**[21:02] GM**
the creatures living there,
and the humans...
**[21:05] GM**
are all perfectly real,
flesh-and-blood beings in realit.
**[21:15] Yotsuya**
* So the people in this*
* world aren't virtual...*
**[21:17] Yotsuya**
* They're Earthlings that just*
* exist in a parallel reality?*
**[21:35] Yotsuya**
*I... killed a man...*
***SIGN*** Subquest
Transform into Majiha!
**[23:09] GM**
Turn into Majiha charact!
**[23:13] Kahvel**
King Deokk! I will avenge Bihmsberg!
**[23:17] Shindou**
Majiha Knight...
**[23:18] All**
...Illumination!
**[23:24] Toki**
With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
**[23:26] All**
Majiha...
**[23:27] All**
Miracle Fire!
**[23:32] Toki**
Just a dream...
**[23:34] Toki**
If only a Majiha would come to me now...
**[23:36] Yotsuya**
You called?
**[23:38] Toki**
Not for you!
# E12 - A Murderer's Summer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNJ00DZR/a-murderers-summer)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) GM**
But it is not a virtual realit.
**[00:04] (Flashback) GM**
It is a planet that exists in the same
place as Earth in a parallel wor.
**[00:12] Yotsuya**
* So the people in this*
* world aren't virtual...*
**[00:15] Yotsuya**
* They're Earthlings that just*
* exist in a parallel reality?*
**[00:29] Yotsuya**
*I... killed a man...*
**[00:44] Yotsuya**
Seriously?
***SIGN*** Play Games
***SIGN*** Camera
***SIGN*** WonSta
**[00:51] Yotsuya**
*Did I really... kill a person?*
**[00:57] Yotsuya**
*Shit...*
**[01:04] Yotsuya**
*I hate people.*
**[01:12] Yotsuya**
*I always wished they'd all just die...*
**[01:18] Yotsuya**
*But after killing just one,*
**[01:21] Yotsuya**
*my heart won't stop pounding.*
**[01:24] Yotsuya**
* Like a roller coaster...*
* no, maybe more like skydiving...*
**[01:40] Yotsuya**
*There's no turning back.*
**[01:44] Yotsuya**
* I didn't even have any intention*
* of starting now...*
**[01:56] Yotsuya**
*I'm falling.*
***SIGN*** A Murderer's Summer
**[03:45] Boy A**
Hey, pass it!
**[03:49] Boy A**
Hey!
**[03:50] Nomura**
Who even gave him the ball?
**[03:53] Yotsuya**
*Damn it!*
**[04:00] Boy A**
Wow...
**[04:00] Girl A**
Here!
**[04:01] Boy A**
I know. Was he always that
good at sports and stuff?
**[04:01] Girl B**
There!
**[04:03] Girl B**
There!
**[04:06] Hako**
Oops, sorry!
**[04:12] Shindou**
No worries.
**[04:16] Shindou**
It's amazing enough that you don't
have to just watch anymore.
**[04:19] Hako**
I guess I've gained a little more stamina.
**[04:22] Shindou**
I feel a little lighter
than I did before, too.
**[04:26] Shindou**
Maybe all that leveling up
in the other world helped?
**[04:29] Hako**
Maybe.
**[04:30] Girl A**
Here!
**[04:30] Hako**
It's not as if I actually
got over my illness.
**[04:32] Girl A**
Here!
**[04:33] Hako**
Running in this world still wears me out.
**[04:35] Girl A**
Here!
**[04:36] Shindou**
Man, I wish I'd felt like
this before my tournament.
**[04:37] Girl A**
Here!
**[04:42] Hako**
Does Yotsuya-kun know all
that stuff about statuses?
**[04:47] Shindou**
I haven't talked to him since then.
**[04:49] Shindou**
I just... can't bring myself to.
**[04:52] Hako**
Yeah...
**[05:01] (Flashback) Shindou**
Yuka-san? Yuka-san!
**[05:03] (Flashback) Toki**
Huh?
**[05:04] (Flashback) Shindou**
What's up with Yotsuya-kun?
**[05:06] (Flashback) Yuka**
Huh? Oh...
**[05:08] (Flashback) Toki**
I guess we didn't tell you
everything that happened
**[05:10] (Flashback) Toki**
when we saved the Arteros followers.
**[05:15] (Flashback) Toki**
He... killed a man.
***SIGN*** And then?
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Yukarion
***SIGN*** And then he lit the fire...
and burned him alive
***SIGN*** Yukarion
***SIGN*** And then he lit the fire...
and burned him alive
***SIGN*** Are you serious?
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Are you serious?
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Yukarion
***SIGN*** I saw it with my own eyes,
and honestly, it freaked me out
**[05:31] Nomura**
Hey, Yotsuya!
**[05:34] Nomura**
You need to pass it around more.
**[05:38] Boy A**
Why's he so full of himself
all of a sudden?
**[05:43] Shindou**
*Yeah... it's gotta be hard on him.*
**[05:52] Boy A**
For real?
**[05:53] Nomura**
Yeah, for real!
**[05:59] Yotsuya**
* I mean... I was the only*
* one who killed anybody.*
**[06:06] Yotsuya**
*Who are you?*
**[06:16] Yotsuya**
*Who are you?*
**[06:21] Boy C**
No, I know that's what it was!
**[06:24] Girl A**
It was not. C'mon, give it a rest.
**[06:27] Girl A**
I told you, it wasn't like that!
**[06:28] Yotsuya**
*I hate this city.*
**[06:29] Boy C**
Did you?
**[06:31] Girl A**
Yes, I did!
***SIGN*** New Mail
***SIGN*** Game Master
**[06:37] Yotsuya**
Game Master?
**[06:39] Yotsuya**
A mission? Wait, it's just me again?
**[06:47] Yotsuya**
Well, it's not like I can
run away from this now.
***SIGN*** New Mail
***SIGN*** Game Master
***SIGN*** Now that you've killed someone,
what are your honest feelings?
**[07:10] Yotsuya**
What the hell was that?!
**[07:16] Yotsuya**
Was my killing someone
part of the design, too?
**[07:20] Yotsuya**
But I mean... that was...
**[07:24] Yotsuya**
without a doubt...
**[07:29] Yotsuya**
my own decision.
**[07:32] Yotsuya**
Because I believed it was
virtual... I was convinced...
**[07:37] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[07:53] Young Girl**
Hi.
**[07:54] Yotsuya**
Who are you?!
**[07:55] Young Girl**
You know...
**[07:57] Young Girl**
You should reply to my email.
**[07:59] Yotsuya**
Huh? Email? Reply?
***SIGN*** New Mail
***SIGN*** Game Master
**[08:03] Yotsuya**
Wait, are you...
**[08:05] Yotsuya**
The Master?! Or someone
else from the future?!
**[08:10] Yotsuya**
Which is it?
**[08:12] Young Girl**
You do not have the right to ask a ques.
**[08:15] Yotsuya**
I knew it! You *are* the Master!
**[08:18] Yotsuya**
And you're just...
talking to me like it's normal.
**[08:24] Yotsuya**
So... uh...
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
I half thought of them as being included
among the people I wished would die.
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
They were...
**[08:37] Yotsuya**
planning to kill some innocent religious
people just to set an example.
**[08:42] Yotsuya**
On top of that, they tricked
us and tried to kill us.
**[08:47] Yotsuya**
To me, that makes them undeniably evil.
**[08:52] Yotsuya**
But... the other half is different.
**[08:55] Yotsuya**
They believed what they
were doing was right.
**[09:00] Yotsuya**
So—
**[09:00] Young Girl**
And?
**[09:02] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[09:04] Young Girl**
Answer my question.
**[09:09] Yotsuya**
I feel like killing him was a mistake.
**[09:12] Yotsuya**
If I'd known the truth, I wouldn't
have wanted to do it.
**[09:15] Yotsuya**
Okay. I'm done.
**[09:18] Young Girl**
That's it?
**[09:21] Yotsuya**
That's it. I have nothing more to say.
**[09:26] Young Girl**
I see.
**[09:29] Young Girl**
Then why don't I tell you
about the next new player?
**[09:33] Yotsuya**
Really?
**[09:34] Young Girl**
Just like last time,
there's someone I want you to meet.
**[09:38] Yotsuya**
Speaking of, what was up with that
order to hit on Tokitate-san, anyway?
**[09:43] Young Girl**
You do not have the right to ask a ques.
**[09:46] Young Girl**
Remember what I told you then?
It meant what it said.
**[09:49] Yotsuya**
Wait, what did it say again?
**[09:51] Yotsuya**
To save her from the restroom
so I could hit on her...
**[09:54] Yotsuya**
And, uh... I forget.
**[09:56] Young Girl**
So, will you meet this player or not?
**[10:00] Yotsuya**
Well, sure, I will.
**[10:04] Young Girl**
Shall we go, then?
**[10:06] Yotsuya**
A hat? What's that for?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 180 l 0 180
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** ►Warrior (Sword) 20%
►Warrior (Spear) 12.5%
►Warrior (Ax) 12.5%
►Wizard (Heat) 12.5%
►Wizard (Wind) 12.5%
►Wizard (Creature) 12.5%
►Thief 7.5%
►Hunter 7.5%
►5 other random jobs 0.5% each
***SIGN*** Job
Roulette
**[10:19] Yakuza**
Hey, it's about time.
**[10:21] Yakuza**
Get ready.
**[10:27] Shopkeep**
The juice inside is very hot.
Please be careful.
**[10:32] Yotsuya**
Well? What's the deal with
this Chinese restaurant?
**[10:36] Young Girl**
The man sitting at the
far end of the counter.
**[10:41] Young Girl**
Until just recently, he was a drug dealer.
**[10:44] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[10:45] Young Girl**
In 20 seconds, the new player is to
enter this restaurant and kill him.
**[10:51] Young Girl**
A certain man has tricked him into
thinking he won't be caught.
**[10:54] Yotsuya**
In 20 seconds?! The...
The one doing the killing?!
**[10:57] Young Girl**
Ten. Nine.
**[10:58] Yotsuya**
W-Wait a minute!
**[10:59] Young Girl**
The player's name is Torii Keita.
Age 19, male.
**[11:03] Young Girl**
His brother Shuuji, age 14,
is also involved in this plot.
**[11:07] Yotsuya**
*Wait, 14? He's my age!*
**[11:09] Young Girl**
Three, two...
**[11:13] Akira**
There he is! Over there!
**[11:17] Akira**
Die!
**[11:19] Yotsuya**
Wait, which one is he?!
**[11:27] Akira**
Wh-What the hell's your problem?!
**[11:29] Yotsuya**
Y-You really shouldn't kill people.
**[11:32] Akira**
Huh?
**[11:34] Yotsuya**
I'm not sure what's going on,
but you've been fooled into—
**[11:35] Akira**
Shut your mouth, you bastard!
**[11:37] Yotsuya**
Ow!
**[11:38] Yotsuya**
That hurt...
**[11:40] Yotsuya**
Hey!
**[11:46] Yotsuya**
*Yeah...*
**[11:49] Yotsuya**
*Idiots who don't understand what I'm saying*
**[11:52] Yotsuya**
*really piss me off!*
**[11:54] Torii**
Ow, hot!
**[11:55] Shuuji**
Damn!
**[11:56] Yotsuya**
* Of course, they only got tricked into*
* coming here because they're idiots.*
**[12:04] Torii**
Shuuji!
**[12:05] Torii**
You son of a bitch!
**[12:07] Yotsuya**
*Wasn't Shuuji the younger brother's name?*
**[12:10] Yotsuya**
*So this one must be...*
**[12:19] Yotsuya**
Your target already ran away.
**[12:21] Yotsuya**
Take your brother and run
before the police show up.
**[12:24] Torii**
Move!
**[12:25] Torii**
*I have to kill him!*
**[12:27] Torii**
What the hell?! Out of my way!
**[12:28] Torii**
He's a yakuza drug dealer!
Who cares if he dies?!
**[12:31] Torii**
Why are you protecting him?!
**[12:33] Yotsuya**
It doesn't matter who he is!
**[12:35] Yotsuya**
I won't let you kill him!
***SIGN*** Chinese Restaurant
**[12:38] Yakuza**
What is it?
**[12:40] Yakuza**
What's going on?
**[12:41] Shopkeep**
I-I don't know!
**[12:43] Shopkeep**
Some kid... looks like he'd
be in middle school...
**[12:46] Yakuza**
A kid?
**[12:47] Torii**
Stay out of my way!
**[12:49] Yotsuya**
I'm not gonna let you!
**[13:00] Yakuza**
Move.
**[13:03] Yakuza**
Do you work for the Koudangumi?
**[13:07] Yotsuya**
No, I don't.
**[13:10] Yakuza**
Don't lie to me, you little brat!
**[13:16] Young girl**
Hey, Yuu-kun...
**[13:28] Yakuza**
*A child?*
**[13:33] Young girl**
Wanna use this?
**[13:35] Yotsuya**
*A glove?*
**[13:41] Yakuza**
Hey, punk!
**[13:45] Yotsuya**
Creature Magic!
**[13:47] Yotsuya**
Stop!
**[14:11] Yotsuya**
Ow...
**[14:15] Torii**
Wh-What the hell...
**[14:20] Guy**
Finally, they're here!
**[14:21] Torii**
Damn it! The cops!
**[14:23] Yotsuya**
Move it!
**[14:24] Yotsuya**
Take your brother and run!
**[14:26] Torii**
H-Hey... just who are—
**[14:35] Yakuza**
You bastard!
**[14:36] Yakuza**
Who do you think has been keeping
you alive all this time?!
**[14:40] Torii**
Shut up.
**[14:42] Torii**
First you lose to a kid, then you
try to shoot him in the back?
**[14:47] Torii**
You're done, man.
**[14:53] Shuuji**
Nii-chan, hurry!
**[14:56] Torii**
Oh... R-Right.
**[15:02] Torii**
*Where'd those guys go, anyway?*
**[15:07] Yotsuya**
I've cleared the quest, right?
So I'm going home—
**[15:11] Young Girl**
Let's talk for a little while.
**[15:13] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[15:15] Young Girl**
You stopped a murder today.
**[15:19] Young Girl**
So?
**[15:21] Young Girl**
How did it feel when you killed that man?
**[15:27] Yotsuya**
I don't know.
**[15:30] Yotsuya**
But I think I do know
now what I need to do.
**[15:34] Yotsuya**
If those brothers get arrested, my chance of
success in the next quest will drop, right?
**[15:40] Yotsuya**
I finally remembered what you said
to me before I saved Tokitate-san.
***SIGN*** Your success or failure here will influence
your chances in the next que.
**[15:50] Yotsuya**
It was Tokitate-san who ended up
completing that last quest for us.
**[15:54] Yotsuya**
That means our chances of success
in that quest did go up
**[15:58] Yotsuya**
because I succeeded in
hitting on her, right?
**[16:02] Yotsuya**
The reason she held out until the
end, despite her personality,
**[16:06] Yotsuya**
is because those naked photos
of her didn't get out,
**[16:09] Yotsuya**
meaning this world was still the
reality she wanted to return to.
**[16:13] Yotsuya**
It's all strictly mental stuff,
**[16:16] Yotsuya**
but that definitely increased our
chances of completing the quest.
**[16:20] Yotsuya**
And this time...
**[16:24] Yotsuya**
I created a world he'd want to return to
because he and his brother weren't arrested.
**[16:32] Yotsuya**
And that increases my chances
in the next quest.
**[16:35] Young Girl**
Is that all?
**[16:36] Yotsuya**
What do you mean?
**[16:38] Young Girl**
No comment on the value
of his life or anything?
**[16:43] Yotsuya**
It has no value.
**[16:46] Yotsuya**
Every single person who's dumb
enough to be tricked into killing
**[16:49] Yotsuya**
deserves to die.
**[16:55] Yotsuya**
The truth is that all humans ought to die,
starting with the least valuable ones.
**[17:00] Yotsuya**
That blond guy wouldn't be needed
either, if he wasn't a player.
**[17:07] Young Girl**
That's hilarious!
**[17:09] Young Girl**
I heard Nakata-kun asked out a
girl in his tennis club, too!
**[17:13] Hosshi**
Another cop car?
**[17:15] Shindou**
Yeah, I feel like we've
heard a lot of them today.
**[17:17] Female Student A**
I wonder if something happened.
**[17:19] Female Student B**
Maybe a murder?
**[17:20] Hosshi**
Whoa, scary...
**[17:21] Hosshi**
Hey, Iu, what if there was
a murder? That's scary!
**[17:24] Shindou**
Murder, huh?
**[17:27] Shindou**
Yeah, that has to be rough...
**[17:29] Female Student A**
Rough? What the heck does that mean?
**[17:32] Shindou**
Oh, sorry! Did I just say something?
**[17:34] Hosshi**
Uh, are you okay?
**[17:36] TV**
*Today, we'll be bathing a hedgehog.*
**[17:38] Hako's Mom**
I'm home.
**[17:39] Hako**
Welcome back.
**[17:40] TV**
* What we'll need is our hedgehog,*
* warm water, and a soft towel.*
**[17:40] Hako's Mom**
Apparently a guy with a gun was
arrested near the station.
**[17:44] Hako**
Really?
**[17:46] TV**
* First, gently place the*
* hedgehog in the warm water.*
**[17:48] Hako's Mom**
That doesn't scare you?
**[17:49] Hako**
Sure it does.
**[17:51] TV**
* With its whole body submerged,*
* gently wipe off the dirt.*
**[17:53] Hako's Mom**
Well, I'm going to start on dinner.
Could you clean the bathtub?
**[17:55] TV**
* Be sure to avoid spraying it*
* directly with the shower head.*
**[17:57] Hako**
Okay, sure.
**[18:00] TV**
* Finally, wrap it up in a soft*
* towel and gently dry it off.*
**[18:02] Hako's Mom**
*She once got so scared that she cried*
**[18:05] Hako's Mom**
* just because there was a*
* robber in the neighborhood...*
**[18:10] Yotsuya**
I saved them to increase
Shindou-san and Hakozaki-san's
**[18:13] Yotsuya**
chances of survival,
even if only by one percent.
**[18:17] Toki**
Hey! Did you forget about me?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** I didn't forget
***SIGN*** I remember, I remember
***SIGN*** Who are you?
**[18:22] Maki**
Well, you haven't been
coming around lately.
**[18:24] Toki**
Yeah, well, a lot of stuff happened,
**[18:28] Toki**
and I was starting to feel
kinda mentally down...
**[18:31] Toki**
Don't worry, though! I'm much better—
**[18:33] Maki**
Oh, hey! There were a bunch of
police sirens in town today...
**[18:37] Toki**
Hey! I'm still talking!
**[18:39] Maki**
What do you think happened?
Pretty freaky, right?
**[18:41] Maki**
Doesn't look like there's any info
online about it yet, either.
**[18:43] Toki**
I'm gonna go get a drink.
**[18:45] Maki**
This is weird! Definitely weird!
**[18:48] Maki**
So what I thought at that moment
**[18:51] Maki**
was that there must be some
scary secret hidden somewhere!
**[18:55] Maki**
I watched this video a couple days ago,
and I realized there was a hint hidden in it!
**[18:59] Maki**
Basically, there are tiny antenna in my head,
and when this incident happened—
**[19:00] Toki**
Anyway, I wonder when we'll
be getting the next quest...
**[19:07] Young Girl**
The value of humans, huh?
**[19:11] Young Girl**
And you're deciding that as if you're
**[19:14] Young Girl**
some anonymous Internet user who's
better than everyone else?
**[19:18] Young Girl**
Just who do you think you are?
**[19:25] Yotsuya**
I'm no one. Just some kid.
**[19:30] Yotsuya**
Just a dumb kid with delusions of grandeur.
**[19:33] Yotsuya**
And I'm fully aware that I'm wrong.
**[19:39] Yotsuya**
I admit it.
**[19:41] Yotsuya**
I know that, honestly.
**[19:45] Yotsuya**
But... How do I put it?
The realization hasn't set in.
**[19:50] Yotsuya**
Only I am right, and the rest
of the world is wrong.
**[19:54] Yotsuya**
That's how I feel.
**[19:56] Yotsuya**
Of course, I know in my head that that's
just proof of my delusions of grandeur.
**[20:02] Yotsuya**
But...
**[20:05] Yotsuya**
If that's true, then so what, right?
**[20:10] (Flashback) Hako**
I want to help everyone now...
**[20:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Like hell I'm gonna die!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Shindou**
Please help me.
**[20:16] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Thanks!
**[20:20] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Thanks for everything.
**[20:28] Yotsuya**
Who are you?
**[20:32] Yotsuya**
I fight only for the justice
that I believe in.
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
I always have... and I always will!
***SIGN*** Q: Where is your justice?
***SIGN*** News Flash
**[22:29] Yotsuya**
*I hate that city.*
**[22:31] Yotsuya**
*I hate everyone living in that city.*
***SIGN*** Production of season 2 is confirmed!
***SIGN*** The next stage will be...
***SIGN*** Space.
**[22:43] Yotsuya**
Being in space is a million times more
exciting than that shithole Tokyo!
**[22:48] GM**
You will all give your hearts
for the sake of humani.
***SIGN*** The mysterious beauties
***SIGN*** Yaana (27)
***SIGN*** Aoyuu (25)
***SIGN*** Parallel World Division
***SIGN*** Betrayal
**[23:10] Yotsuya**
Someone's eating my snack?!
***SIGN*** Making
Faces
**[23:14] Shindou**
There may be more than one truth.
***SIGN*** The culprit is among us
***SIGN*** The culprit is among us
***SIGN*** And... yet another evil shadow!
***SIGN*** This is the truth
***SIGN*** The world cried
***SIGN*** A love story that makes the heart tremble
***SIGN*** Episode 1: Buck Naked Edition (by Irasutoya)
***SIGN*** Unpredictable
***SIGN*** One battle after another
**[23:25] Yotsuya**
I'm...
**[23:26] Shindou**
And I'm...
**[23:27] Hako**
Even I'm...
**[23:29] Toki**
Uh, I'm....
**[23:32] All**
1\an8}I'm Standing on a Million Lives*, Season 2.
***SIGN*** Begins airing in July 2021
**[23:36] Yotsuya**
Coming soon.
# E13 - I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2WNW/i-know-lets-go-to-jiffon)
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***SIGN*** Torii
**[00:19] (Flashback) Keita's Mom**
Wa...
**[00:20] (Flashback) Keita's Mom**
ter...
**[00:24] (Flashback) Torii**
Act your age, would you?
**[00:25] (Flashback) Shuuji**
You'll make yourself sick.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Keita's Mom**
I do it all for my dear, sweet sons!
**[00:33] (Flashback) Keita's Mom**
Your mom's gotta work!
***SIGN*** Don't eat these
until they grow!
Mom
**[00:40] (Flashback) Torii**
You really gotta stop
doing this to yourself.
**[01:04] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Yo, old hag. You know this ain't
even enough to cover your interest.
**[01:11] (Flashback) Torii**
You piece of—
**[01:19] (Flashback) Torii**
Shuuji...
**[01:21] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Hey, you brats.
**[01:26] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Got a big job for ya.
**[01:28] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Do a good job, and you can pay
off your debt in a month.
**[01:32] (Flashback) Yakuza**
You wanna make things easier
for your mom, don't ya?
**[01:38] (Flashback) Yakuza**
It's nothin' too hard.
**[01:41] (Flashback) Yakuza**
You're just gonna get rid
of a traitor for me.
**[01:52] Torii**
*Who is he?*
**[01:54] (Flashback) Yakuza**
Hey, punk!
**[01:55] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Stop!
**[02:06] (Flashback) Torii**
Wh-What the hell...
**[02:11] Torii**
*Just who was that guy?*
**[03:52] Male Student A**
Yo, I was thinkin' about summer break.
**[03:55] Male Student A**
We should go camping.
**[03:57] Male Student B**
Camping? Sounds boring.
**[03:59] Male Student A**
No, apparently, going camping
with nothing is a thing now.
**[04:01] Hosshi**
Iu! You look awesome again in this one!
**[04:04] Shindou**
Thanks.
**[04:05] Higuchi**
Oh, let me see!
**[04:06] Shizuka**
I wanna see, too.
***SIGN*** Enjoying my youth in the tennis club!
***SIGN*** I wanna be
a girl like Iu!
***SIGN*** All About
the Puchi Model Life
***SIGN*** Shindou
Iu
**[04:08] Higuchi**
Damn, you look seriously cute!
**[04:10] Higuchi**
Your cuteness is just devilish, Iu!
**[04:13] Hosshi**
Your legs are so long.
**[04:15] Shindou**
Kusue!
**[04:15] Shizuka**
Hey, did you see that girl the other day?
**[04:17] Higuchi**
I did. She was totally copying Iu.
**[04:18] Iu**
See you later.
**[04:20] Hosshi**
I can't blame her, though.
Iu's just so damn popular.
**[04:20] Hako**
Yeah. See you.
**[04:25] Male Student A**
Shindou and... Hakozaki?
**[04:27] Male Student A**
Were they friends before?
**[04:29] Male Student B**
They don't seem to have much in common.
**[04:32] Male Student A**
I mean, it's the girl at
the top of the class...
**[04:35] Male Student B**
and the one in the shadows.
**[04:37] Male Student A**
They're way too different.
**[04:50] Yotsuya**
*They may be different,*
**[04:52] Yotsuya**
*but they both have a deep-rooted strength.*
***SIGN*** Who will you use Healing Dust on?
***SIGN*** Warrior
***SIGN*** Wizard
***SIGN*** Hunter
**[04:55] Yotsuya**
*Is that why they were chosen?*
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
*Maybe not.*
**[05:02] Yotsuya**
*I mean, Tokitate-san was chosen, too.*
***SIGN*** HS Girl Yukarion's
***SIGN*** Experience with Another World
**[05:04] Toki**
* Every time we complete a quest,*
* we gain one party member.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 30 0 l 30 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** A
task
we
have
to
carry
out!
***SIGN*** Q
u
e
s
t
**[05:07] Toki**
This'll create a buzz for sure!
**[05:07] Toki**
*In the end, there'll be ten members...*
**[05:10] Toki**
Only four people in the world have
experienced this, after all!
**[05:13] Toki**
Oh, but...
**[05:15] Toki**
There'll be one more soon, right?
***SIGN*** Can't wait♥
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Today
***SIGN*** Yuusuke
***SIGN*** I met the fifth
***SIGN*** Kusue
***SIGN*** What were they like?
***SIGN*** Iu
***SIGN*** What's their name?
***SIGN*** Boy or girl?
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Iu
***SIGN*** What's their name?
***SIGN*** Boy or girl?
***SIGN*** Read
***SIGN*** Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Scum
**[05:31] Yotsuya**
They're kinda bombing my phone now...
***SIGN*** Yukarion
***SIGN*** What kind of scum?
***SIGN*** Iu
***SIGN*** It's been a week since the mission,
hasn't it?
**[05:34] Yotsuya**
*No...*
**[05:36] Yotsuya**
*I guess they can all feel it, too.*
**[05:38] Yotsuya**
* They know we're about to be*
* sent to the other world again.*
**[05:51] Shindou**
It's starting?
**[05:53] Torii**
What the hell?!
**[05:59] Torii**
What's happening?!
**[06:05] Torii**
Damn it, what's going on?!
**[06:13] Torii**
What the hell is this place?
**[06:19] Hako**
He's definitely dangerous.
**[06:19] Shindou**
What is he wearing?
**[06:21] Torii**
Wait, what did I do?!
**[06:26] GM**
Pleased to meet.
**[06:30] GM**
Game Master at your serv.
**[06:32] Torii**
Your face! Your face!
**[06:36] GM**
Your new quest is...
**[06:38] GM**
Ta-da! Right he.
***SIGN*** Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.
(Time limit: 20 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[06:40] Yotsuya**
"Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania"?
**[06:44] Yotsuya**
More words I don't know...
**[06:47] Shindou**
Ugh, my revival time is 50 seconds now.
**[06:50] Hako**
A new system's been implemented.
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
***SIGN***
The ability to warp to any location you have visited at least once before.
1. All players must be alive and together in the same place.
(Will not work if any player is dead or too far away.)
2. Will only warp the entire party at once.
3. People, creatures, and plants of this world cannot warp.
4. Cannot be used again for 24 hours after being used once
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**[06:53] Hako**
Fast Travel?
**[06:55] Hako**
"Warp to any location you have
visited at least once before."
**[06:58] Yotsuya**
That's standard. Lot of conditions, though.
**[07:01] Toki**
You guys are too accustomed to this...
**[07:05] GM**
The job of the fifth player,
Torii Keita, will be...
**[07:10] Torii**
Huh?! Job?
**[07:13] Torii**
What the hell?! What do you mean by "job"?!
**[07:13] Yotsuya**
*I hope he gets something lame.*
**[07:15] GM**
Bam!
**[07:17] GM**
Warrior (Spear).
**[07:20] Torii**
Wh-What's going on?
**[07:23] Yotsuya**
*Damn it!*
**[07:24] GM**
Well, see you aga.
**[07:28] Yotsuya**
Why don't we head to Cortonel first
to find out what the quest is about?
**[07:33] Shindou**
Shouldn't we explain things
to Torii-san first?
**[07:36] Yotsuya**
Once we use Fast Travel, we have to wait
24 hours before we can use it again.
**[07:42] Yotsuya**
Warping first will save us more
time than dawdling around here.
**[07:46] Torii**
Huh? I don't think I like
the way you said that.
**[07:49] Yotsuya**
Our time is more important
than one person's stress.
**[07:53] Torii**
What?!
**[07:53] Shindou**
Stop!
**[07:55] Shindou**
Torii-san, I'll only say
this once, so listen up.
**[07:58] Torii**
F-Fine.
**[08:00] Shindou**
This is a parallel world, we're heroes,
**[08:02] Shindou**
and if we don't complete the quest, we die!
**[08:04] Shindou**
That's it!
**[08:05] Hako**
Iu-chan, that was a pretty
rough explanation...
**[08:12] Torii**
All right! I don't get it, but I got it!
**[08:14] Three**
Huh?!
**[08:15] Torii**
Look, I'm a middle school dropout.
**[08:18] Torii**
I don't understand any hard stuff!
**[08:22] Yotsuya**
A middle school dropout? For real?
**[08:24] Torii**
I don't get any of this,
so I'll just tag along with you.
**[08:27] Torii**
And as for you!
**[08:35] Torii**
Let's do this!
**[08:37] Yotsuya**
This is a pain in the ass...
**[08:39] Shindou**
Sorry, Yotsuya-kun.
**[08:40] Shindou**
He says he won't Fast Travel
until you do this.
**[08:44] Torii**
Use that thing! You know,
the thing that stops movement!
**[08:52] Shindou**
Are you both ready?
**[08:54] Shindou**
Begin!
**[08:56] Yotsuya**
On your knees!
**[09:15] Yotsuya**
Too easy!
**[09:26] Yotsuya**
Ow...
**[09:28] Torii**
Looks like I won!
**[09:31] Yotsuya**
*C'mon, the second one wasn't necessary!*
**[09:37] Shindou**
Wow, we really did make it to Cortonel.
**[09:39] Toki**
Fast Travel's actually pretty handy.
**[09:43] Yotsuya**
Kahvel-san should be here.
**[09:45] Yotsuya**
Let's go see her.
**[09:50] Torii**
Who's Kahvel?
**[09:51] Shindou**
Someone who helped us on our last quest.
**[09:54] Torii**
Ah.
**[10:01] Shindou**
We'd been caught by a bunch of bandits.
**[10:04] Torii**
For real?
**[10:05] (Flashback) Thecus**
My name's Thecus!
**[10:10] Hako**
* How much time has passed since*
* the last time we were here?*
**[10:15] Kahvel**
Great Hero!
**[10:20] All**
Kahvel-san!
**[10:26] Kahvel**
It's been a long time, Great Hero.
**[10:28] Kahvel**
About fifteen years.
**[10:30] Yotsuya**
Fifteen?!
**[10:39] Kahvel**
These are my kids.
**[10:42] Kahvel**
Aren't they cute?
**[10:44] All**
*Sh-She mellowed out!*
**[10:54] (Flashback) Kahvel**
There's nothing I love more than
cleaving the flesh of living things!
**[10:58] Yotsuya**
*Fifteen years did a number on her...*
**[11:01] Kahvel**
As for the Jiffon Buffo...
**[11:03] Yotsuya**
Yes? Do you know what it is?
**[11:06] Kahvel**
I don't know about the "Buffo,"
but there's an island called Jiffon.
**[11:10] Kahvel**
It's famous for its export
of artisan weapons.
**[11:13] Yotsuya**
Jiffon is an island?
**[11:15] Shindou**
Are you still a knight, Kahvel-san?
**[11:18] Kahvel**
I've retired as a knight.
**[11:20] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[11:27] Kahvel**
I lost my right hand in battle.
**[11:30] Kahvel**
Fifteen years ago, the Kingdom of Deokk
**[11:32] Kahvel**
finally took action to unify the continent.
**[11:37] Kahvel**
Cortonel formed an allied army with
other nations to oppose them.
**[11:42] Kahvel**
A major war ensued.
**[11:45] Kahvel**
That battlefield... was hell.
**[11:50] Kahvel**
I took part in four campaigns,
**[11:52] Kahvel**
but once I had children and learned the
joy and difficulty of raising them,
**[11:57] Kahvel**
I couldn't do it anymore.
**[12:02] Kahvel**
I've grown weak.
**[12:07] Yotsuya**
*Kahvel-san and I were a lot alike.*
**[12:10] Yotsuya**
*We both craved strength.*
**[12:12] Yotsuya**
D-Destroying something... is a hundred
times easier than creating it, I think.
**[12:20] Shindou**
He's right.
**[12:21] Shindou**
I think having kids and raising them is
thousands of times harder than killing!
**[12:27] Hako**
It's true. So you haven't grown weak at all.
**[12:31] Yotsuya**
*She's changed...*
**[12:35] Yotsuya**
*after experiencing war*
**[12:37] Yotsuya**
*and having children.*
**[12:43] Yotsuya**
*I'll never be able to reach her level.*
**[12:46] Torii**
I took in a kid once, too.
**[12:50] Torii**
I think I was about five.
**[12:52] Torii**
My mom suddenly went into labor,
**[12:54] Torii**
and I raised my little brother
on my own! Awesome, huh?
**[12:58] Shindou**
What? That's amazing!
**[12:59] Torii**
Right?
**[13:00] Hako**
Do you have a dad?
**[13:01] Torii**
Nope. Just my mom.
**[13:04] Torii**
Then a debt collector
hired me to kill someone.
**[13:08] Shindou**
What? Like, to murder someone?
**[13:10] Torii**
Then this guy showed up and helped me escape.
**[13:13] Torii**
And the debt collector got caught,
and our whole debt was called off.
**[13:17] All**
O-Oh...
**[13:20] Torii**
Yotsuya.
**[13:23] Torii**
I paid you back this afternoon
for hitting my brother,
**[13:26] Torii**
but I'm really grateful for
what you did last week.
**[13:29] Torii**
Thanks.
**[13:41] Yotsuya**
* I don't have the kind of words*
* or strength those people have.*
**[13:46] Yotsuya**
* The truth is, I want to get*
* stronger more than any of them.*
**[14:01] Kahvel**
I love the view of the sunrise from here.
**[14:04] Kahvel**
I wanted to see it with you at the end.
**[14:12] Kahvel**
I...
**[14:16] Kahvel**
thought I'd never see you again.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Good work. Thanks for everything.
**[14:27] Yotsuya**
*It was a pretty crude goodbye.*
**[14:29] Yotsuya**
* I thought we'd see each*
* other again soon enough.*
**[14:36] Yotsuya**
I'm sorry I got you involved in that.
**[14:38] Yotsuya**
Bihmsberg wouldn't have died if
it hadn't been for me, either.
**[14:48] Kahvel**
We were so young.
**[14:52] Kahvel**
In all my life,
**[14:52] Kahvel**
I still haven't gone on a
journey as long as that one.
**[15:00] Kahvel**
I think it's because I had my memories
from it that I survived Hell.
**[15:07] Kahvel**
Thank you for involving me.
**[15:11] Yotsuya**
*Is that really true?*
**[15:14] Yotsuya**
*Was I of any benefit to her?*
**[15:21] Kahvel**
We were quite a good match, weren't we?
**[15:24] Yotsuya**
We were pretty similar back then.
**[15:30] Kahvel**
Did they tell you what happened while you
were unconscious from using too much magic?
**[15:35] Yotsuya**
No...
**[15:37] Kahvel**
I see... That's a little...
**[15:42] Kahvel**
upsetting.
**[15:51] Kahvel**
I... loved you, Yuusuke.
**[16:01] Kahvel**
Sorry I went ahead and got old before you.
**[16:06] Yotsuya**
It's okay...
**[16:09] Yotsuya**
*Hey, Game Master...*
**[16:14] Shindou**
Ready to head back?
**[16:16] Both**
Yeah.
**[16:17] Yotsuya**
*What are these quests?*
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
*What is it you're making us do?*
**[16:22] Shindou**
I came to watch because I
thought it'd be entertaining...
**[16:26] Hako**
What a way to have your heart broken.
**[16:33] Thecus**
Heroes!
**[16:45] Thecus**
It's been a long time.
**[16:46] Thecus**
I'm Thecus.
**[16:50] (Flashback) Thecus**
My name's Thecus!
**[16:53] (Flashback) Hako**
Everybody, run! I'll buy you some time!
**[16:59] Thecus**
Thank you for saving our
village from that troll.
**[17:05] Hako**
I-It's so good to see you again.
**[17:09] Hako**
How have you been?
**[17:12] Yotsuya**
Are all the new encounters
we have in this world...
**[17:19] Yotsuya**
once-in-a-lifetime?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 210 l 0 210
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** • The player's objective is to complete quests
assigned by the Game Master.
• Upon completion, the player's reward is the
right to ask the Game Master one question.
• The party gains a new member with each
quest. When 10 quests are completed,
the game is considered conquered.
— 6 more rounds until the game is conquered.
**[17:33] Raji**
What an honor.
**[17:35] Raji**
It's not often we have heroes visit Jiffon.
**[17:38] Raji**
Are you responding to the
request for mercenaries?
**[17:41] Yotsuya**
Mercenaries?
**[17:44] Raji**
That's not why you're here?
**[17:46] Raji**
Ah, there it is.
**[17:49] Raji**
That's Jiffon Island.
**[18:07] Yaana**
Welcome!
**[18:09] Yaana**
We, the ritual dancers
known as Väikedaam, Yana...
**[18:12] Aoyuu**
...and Aoiu...
**[18:15] Both**
...welcome y'all mercenaries to our island!
***SIGN*** ♥ Dear Mercenaries ♥
***SIGN*** Welcome to Jiffon Island!
**[18:19] Yotsuya**
Uh, er... um...
**[18:26] Shindou**
All we did was tell them
we're not mercenaries...
**[18:28] Toki**
And the mood instantly tanked.
**[18:31] Yotsuya**
Anyway, we need to figure out what
these weird words in the quest mean.
**[18:35] Yotsuya**
Excuse me... What is "Väikdamania"?
**[18:39] Aoyuu**
A harvest festival.
**[18:41] Shindou**
And do you know what a "Jiffon Buffo" is?
**[18:44] Yaana**
Wait, why do we gotta tell
y'all stuff for free, anyway?!
**[18:47] Aoyuu**
Yeah, yeah!
**[18:48] Torii**
You two are super cute!
Wanna go on a date?
**[18:51] Yotsuya**
Keep quiet. You're gonna complicate things.
**[18:54] Torii**
What? You mad? Why?
**[18:56] Yotsuya**
Because we're not mercenaries!
**[19:01] Torii**
Okay, I'll be one of those, then.
**[19:07] Aoyuu**
This here...
**[19:08] Yaana**
...is a Jiffon Buffo!
**[19:10] All**
That turned them around!
**[19:12] Shindou**
Anyway, to finish this quest...
**[19:14] Yotsuya**
I guess we need to offer one of these cow
things at the harvest festival, Väikdamania.
**[19:20] Aoyuu**
We can't have Väikdamania this year.
**[19:23] All**
Huh?
**[19:28] Aoyuu**
'Cause of that.
**[19:32] Aoyuu**
Kumamo Castle.
**[19:33] Aoyuu**
An impregnable castle built by
our ancestors 400 years ago.
**[19:38] Aoyuu**
Five years ago, some scary guys
were shipwrecked here
**[19:40] Aoyuu**
and have been occupying it since.
**[19:42] Aoyuu**
And...
**[19:44] Aoyuu**
There they are.
**[19:46] Aoyuu**
Orcs.
**[19:48] Aoyuu**
The one at the front is the Orc Queen.
**[19:52] Aoyuu**
The orcs showed up five years ago,
and war broke out straight away.
**[19:57] Yaana**
But we got our butts kicked.
**[19:59] Aoyuu**
We island folk surrendered to the
orcs before they could wipe us out,
**[20:04] Aoyuu**
but we had 'em figured wrong.
**[20:06] Hako**
How so?
**[20:08] Yaana**
The orcs weren't fightin' our people.
**[20:11] Yanna**
They were only eatin' us.
**[20:15] Toki**
Orcs... eat people?
**[20:18] Shindou**
So surrendering wouldn't...
**[20:20] Yaana**
We offered Jiffon Buffo to the
orcs as an alternate food source.
**[20:24] Aoyuu**
We became their slaves, breedin' Buffo
so we wouldn't get eaten ourselves.
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
In other words, all the
Buffo belong to the orcs,
**[20:33] Yotsuya**
so you can't use them for the
humans' harvest festival.
**[20:36] Aoyuu**
There are more and more orcs every year.
**[20:38] Aoyuu**
If they multiply any more,
there won't be enough Buffo.
**[20:41] Torii**
And then they'll start eating people again.
**[20:43] Yotsuya**
So the reason you were
seeking mercenaries was...
**[20:46] Aoyuu**
To kill them before they kill us.
**[20:49] Aoyuu**
At this year's Väikdamania, in eleven days.
**[20:53] Yanna**
We want y'all to kill the orcs,
starting with the Orc Queen
**[20:56] Yanna**
when she comes to get the Buffo.
**[21:01] Torii**
So we just need to beat them?
**[21:04] Torii**
That's simple!
**[21:06] Toki**
He's taking it lightly.
**[21:07] Yotsuya**
But we don't have nearly
the strength they do.
**[21:10] Yotsuya**
To make up for that...
**[21:11] Hako**
So what exactly do Väikedaam ritual dancers do?
**[21:15] Yaana**
We do ceremonial dances
when the crops are planted
**[21:18] Yaana**
and perform rituals when they're harvested.
**[21:21] Yotsuya**
Wait, is there anyone else
who performs these rituals?
**[21:24] Both**
Nope.
**[21:26] Yotsuya**
So the safety of the Väikedaam
is an added condition?
**[21:29] Yotsuya**
There's a lot we need to do.
**[21:35] Queen**
They're gathering mercenaries?
**[21:37] Villager A**
Yes.
**[21:41] Queen**
Thank you for reporting this to me.
***SIGN*** I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon.
**[23:24] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job Is City Council Member!?
***SIGN*** The Majiha Purple Murder Case
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?"
**[23:28] GM**
"Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job
Is City Council Member!?"
**[23:31] GM**
and "The Majiha Purple
Murder Case," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo.
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
# E14 - Yana & Aoiu Are the Väikedaam
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPXVJ/yana--aoiu-are-the-vikedaam)
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**[00:08] Yotsuya**
A farmer's day starts early.
**[02:01] Cantil**
Then you heroes will also...
**[02:03] Yotsuya**
Yes, we'll be participating as mercenaries.
**[02:07] Cantil**
That's very reassuring.
**[02:09] Cantil**
I am Cantil.
**[02:11] Cantil**
I have fought in many battles against orcs.
**[02:14] Yotsuya**
I'm Yotsuya—
**[02:15] Torii**
Hey, nice to know ya, Cantil-san!
**[02:18] Torii**
Man, that's so cool!
**[02:20] Torii**
I'm so glad we have a guy on
our side who's been there!
**[02:27] Cantil**
Excellent.
**[02:28] Torii**
Hell yeah!
**[02:30] Cantil**
An orc's weapons are the massive
fists unleashed by their long arms.
**[02:35] Cantil**
A direct hit from one means instant death.
**[02:40] Cantil**
For that reason, you must attack
efficiently and withdraw immediately.
**[02:44] Cantil**
The key to fighting orcs is to stay
outside their range at all times.
**[02:48] Yotsuya**
*So it's what they call "hit and run tactics."*
**[02:50] Yotsuya**
Okay!
**[02:51] Cantil**
You.
**[02:52] Cantil**
With short blades like those,
you're likely to take a fatal wound.
**[02:56] Cantil**
Do you have another weapon?
**[02:57] Yotsuya**
Uh, no. These are all I have.
**[03:00] Torii**
Don't worry, Yotsuya.
**[03:02] Torii**
We Warriors will take care
of those orcs for ya.
**[03:06] Torii**
Right, Iu-chan?
***SIGN*** Pass
***SIGN*** Didn't Make the Team
**[03:13] Cantil**
I thought anyone who couldn't
wield a sword could use a bow,
**[03:17] Cantil**
but if you can't do that, either...
**[03:19] Hako**
Sorry.
**[03:20] Toki**
Uh, yeah, I'm not *that* eager
to get in on this fight.
**[03:24] Yotsuya**
I'll go raise my level!
**[03:26] Yotsuya**
*Damn it! I didn't make the team?*
**[03:29] Yotsuya**
*Just wait!*
**[03:30] Yotsuya**
*I'll be back before you know it!*
**[03:34] Yana**
Monsters other than orcs?
**[03:36] Aoiu**
Ain't nothin' like that on this island.
**[03:38] Yotsuya**
What?
**[03:39] Yana**
Our ancestors killed 'em
all off ages ago. Right?
**[03:43] Aoiu**
Yeah. Our island's proud of that.
**[03:47] Yotsuya**
* Experience is normally gained*
* by defeating monsters.*
**[03:51] Yotsuya**
* Other ways to get it include using*
* magic, if you're a Wizard...*
**[03:55] Yotsuya**
*or cooking, if you're a Chef.*
**[03:57] Yotsuya**
* It can be gained by performing*
* tasks that are part of your job.*
**[04:00] Yotsuya**
*Which means...*
**[04:03] Yotsuya**
I want to farm!
**[04:07] Aoiu**
Yer pretty good at that.
**[04:10] Yotsuya**
Yeah, my grandparents were farmers.
**[04:13] Yotsuya**
I helped them a lot when I was little.
**[04:15] Yana**
That's admirable!
**[04:18] Yana**
Wait, this ain't why we
asked you to come here!
**[04:25] Shindou**
An earthquake?
**[04:26] Torii**
Pretty big one, too...
**[04:30] Guy**
What's going on?!
**[04:34] Yotsuya**
Damn, those are damaged now.
**[04:38] Yana**
It happens all the time.
**[04:40] Yana**
The fruits on this island
don't grow too big.
**[04:44] Yana**
A quake like that'll always
knock 'em right down.
**[04:47] Yana**
It's 'cause there ain't enough
nutrients in the soil.
**[04:50] Yotsuya**
Nutrients...
**[04:52] Yotsuya**
What fertilizer do you use?
**[04:53] Aoiu**
We've always used Buffo dung,
**[04:56] Aoiu**
but since there are less
Buffo around these days,
**[04:59] Aoiu**
there ain't enough of that, either.
**[05:01] Yotsuya**
* Feeding the orcs is having an effect*
* on island agriculture, too?*
**[05:06] Yotsuya**
*Jiffon is a volcanic island.*
**[05:09] Yotsuya**
* Since its surface is*
* covered in volcanic soil,*
**[05:12] Yotsuya**
* it lacks the organic matter*
* that nourishes plants.*
**[05:15] Yotsuya**
* If there's a fertilizer we can*
* substitute for Buffo dung...*
**[05:20] Aoiu**
Seaweed and shells?
**[05:22] Yana**
You can really use these as fertilizer?
**[05:25] Yotsuya**
First, you mix seaweed
with the soil like this,
**[05:28] Yotsuya**
then you wait for it to break down.
**[05:30] Yana**
So we can't just spread it
on the fields as it is?
**[05:33] Yotsuya**
It doesn't work raw.
**[05:35] Yotsuya**
Mold grows on it, which causes
even more crop death.
**[05:39] Yana**
Huh...
**[05:41] Yotsuya**
If we mix Buffo dung into it later,
the microbes will hasten the—
**[05:44] Aoiu**
Hey! Where are you lookin'?!
**[05:46] Aoiu**
Yana is... no!
**[05:48] Aoiu**
Yana's boobs are mine!
**[05:49] Yana**
Stop!
**[05:51] Aoiu**
I won't let anyone else have 'em!
**[05:52] Yana**
Th-There's a man watching!
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
* Does that mean they do this regularly*
* when no men are watching?!*
**[05:58] Yotsuya**
You two sure are close.
You're always together.
**[06:01] Aoiu**
I keep an eye on Yana to make
sure no nasty pests get to her!
**[06:05] Yotsuya**
Uh, really, I'm not...
**[06:07] Yana**
Gah! He ain't the slightest
bit interested in me!
**[06:10] Aoiu**
You've got some nerve, shootin'
Yana down like that!
**[06:14] Yotsuya**
*What do you want from me?*
**[06:16] Aoiu**
Anyway, to be serious about it,
**[06:18] Aoiu**
we Väikedaam have to remain virgins.
**[06:21] Aoiu**
If we lose our virginity,
we have to quit the role.
**[06:24] Aoiu**
But there's no one to take
our place right now.
**[06:26] Yotsuya**
Virgins...
**[06:28] Yotsuya**
Um... And you two are how old?
**[06:32] Yana**
When I took over as Väikedaam at age
12, I thought I'd marry at 18 or so
***SIGN*** 25 Years Old
***SIGN*** 25 Years Old
***SIGN*** 27 Years Old
***SIGN*** 27 Years Old
**[06:36] Yana**
and be able to quit the job...
**[06:38] Aoiu**
We missed our chance to marry entirely!
**[06:41] Aoiu**
We can't even keep up with the
stuff people our age are into!
**[06:44] Yotsuya**
*That hurt them worse than I expected!*
**[06:47] Yana**
And it's all 'cause there are no
girls here to take our place!
**[06:51] Aoiu**
Hang in there, Yana! I'm sure
in just a few more years...
**[06:55] Yotsuya**
Wait, is it because of the orcs
that you have no successors?
**[06:58] Yana**
Yep.
**[06:59] Aoiu**
All the girls who were s'posed
to become Väikedaam got eaten.
**[07:07] Yotsuya**
* At any rate, I have to level*
* up, whatever it takes!*
**[07:10] Yotsuya**
Roasted beans, fried rice-style,
wish shellfish and root vegetables.
**[07:14] Yotsuya**
* First, I'll cook the shellfish*
* I got from the sea*
**[07:15] Yana**
Looks tasty!
**[07:16] Yotsuya**
*to gain experience as a Chef.*
**[07:17] Aoiu**
Sure does!
**[07:19] Yotsuya**
*Then I'll crush the leftover shells,*
**[07:21] Yotsuya**
*add Buffo dung, and...*
**[07:24] Yotsuya**
All right. That's a healthy-smelling stench.
**[07:27] Yotsuya**
* There are hot springs all over*
* the volcanic island of Jiffon.*
**[07:32] Yotsuya**
* Its hot, humid environment is*
* perfect for microbe reproduction.*
**[07:37] Yotsuya**
Creature magic!
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
I'll speed up the reproduction and
decomposing behavior of these microbes!
**[07:46] Yana**
Wow, I don't believe it!
**[07:49] Aoiu**
I had no idea you could make
fertilizer so quickly.
**[07:52] Yotsuya**
Actually, it usually takes more time,
**[07:55] Yotsuya**
but this is a special occasion.
**[07:58] Yotsuya**
I needed it to level up.
**[08:02] Yotsuya**
This is a lot of menial labor...
**[08:05] Yotsuya**
Hey, do you have a radio or anything?
**[08:08] Aoiu**
Radio?
**[08:10] Yotsuya**
I'd like some music or something
to take my mind off the work.
**[08:13] Yana**
Oh, well, that's our job!
**[08:17] Aoiu**
There's a ritual song that's
been handed down here for ages!
**[08:20] Yana**
Aoiu, let's get ready right now!
**[08:22] Aoiu**
Yeah!
**[08:24] Yotsuya**
A ritual song?
**[08:25] Yotsuya**
Like the folk songs farmers
sing when working in fields?
**[08:39] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[08:40] Yana**
Now, as the 100th generation
of Väikedaam...
**[08:42] Aoiu**
We will perform the legendary hit
number of the past 800 years.
**[08:47] Yana**
Please listen.
**[08:49] Both**
"The Song of the Many Islands."
**[08:53] Song**
*Hear our song of rituals and miso*
**[08:56] Song**
*Dumplings of music from the eastern isle*
**[08:58] Song**
*The earth shakes*
**[08:59] Song**
*My feelings burst*
**[09:01] Song**
*Plow the fields, heave-ho!*
**[09:09] Song**
*The white wall strikes the withered shore*
**[09:14] Song**
* The mountain god blasts*
* a pillar of red in his fury*
**[09:19] Song**
* The sea god will devour*
* you along with the shore*
**[09:24] Crowd**
Yana!
**[09:25] Song**
*The blood of the earth pours down like rain*
**[09:29] Crowd**
Aoiu!
**[09:30] Yana**
What is gonna...
**[09:32] Aoiu**
...happen to us?
**[09:34] Song**
*Hear our song of rituals and miso*
**[09:37] Song**
*Dumplings of music from the eastern isle*
**[09:40] Song**
*On this island inhabited by the gods*
**[09:42] Song**
*We offer this song to you*
**[09:48] Yotsuya**
What the hell?! That was an idol song!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 160 l 0 160
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** • Gaining experience points raises the player's
job rank. At rank 10, the player changes jobs.
• With production-based jobs, like Farmer and
Chef, more experience is gained the higher
the value and quality of the item made.
**[10:17] Torii**
You—
**[10:19] Torii**
Whoa...
**[10:21] Ryce**
Too slow.
**[10:22] Torii**
Ryce-san! What is with your reflexes?!
**[10:26] Hako**
Here you go.
**[10:27] Hako**
Keep up the good work.
**[10:28] Islander 1**
Thank you.
**[10:30] Hako**
Here you go.
**[10:31] Islander 4**
Thanks.
**[10:34] Hako**
And you, too.
**[10:38] Toki**
The nurturing type of girl...
**[10:45] Toki**
Are you ditching training, too, Katz-san?
**[10:47] Katz**
No, I'm not.
**[10:48] Katz**
I'm making a map of the island.
**[10:50] Toki**
A map?
**[10:51] Katz**
Understanding the lay of the land is an
important part of preparing for battle.
**[10:57] Katz**
Of course, half of this is
just because it's my hobby.
**[10:59] Islander 1**
I'm done with this!
**[11:03] Lolle**
If you can't handle this level of training,
**[11:05] Lolle**
you'll never defeat the orcs.
**[11:07] Islander 1**
That's what we called you guys here for!
**[11:10] Islander 1**
We're payin' y'all a lot of money!
**[11:12] Islander 1**
The mercenaries should be
the only ones fightin'!
**[11:14] Lolle**
What?
**[11:16] Cantil**
Relax, Lolle.
**[11:19] Cantil**
He does have a point.
**[11:21] Cantil**
But listen to me. This isn't about
money. It's about determination.
**[11:26] Cantil**
Either we eradicate all of the orcs,
**[11:28] Cantil**
or we fail and all of us die.
Those are our options.
**[11:33] Cantil**
That's what it means to attack orcs.
**[11:36] Islander 1**
W-Well, I was against this
from the start, anyway!
**[11:39] Islander 1**
It's insanity!
**[11:41] Islander 2**
Yer just bringin' this up now?!
**[11:42] Islander 2**
We all agreed that we had
to take out the orcs!
**[11:45] Islander 3**
But if it's gonna end with all
of us dead when we screw it up,
**[11:48] Islander 3**
we're better off givin' 'em our
Buffo like we always have!
**[11:51] Islander 4**
What?! Our blood, sweat, and tears
go into raisin' those Buffo!
**[11:54] Torii**
These guys are getting on my nerves.
**[11:56] Shindou**
You can't blame them.
Their lives depend on this.
**[11:58] Shindou**
They can't revive like we can.
**[11:59] Islander 4**
Why didn't y'all bring more
of yer buddies with ya?!
**[12:02] Islander 4**
You've got money!
You discriminatin' against us?!
**[12:04] Ryce**
Oh, come, now. Of course not.
**[12:07] Ryce**
Mercenaries value their
lives over money, too.
**[12:10] Ryce**
It's actually a miracle
that you managed to get
**[12:13] Ryce**
five of us who are crazy enough to
fight a war we'll probably lose.
**[12:18] Islander 4**
I don't care if it's a miracle! Just win!
**[12:19] Lolle**
Hey, look!
**[12:22] Lolle**
It's an orc!
**[12:23] Ryce**
I'll go!
**[12:25] Lolle**
You're fast.
**[12:27] Lolle**
I can see how you escaped as the only
surviving remnant of your people!
**[12:30] Shindou**
*The only survivor?*
**[12:32] Ryce**
You won't get past me!
**[12:46] Torii**
Nice, Iu-chan!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[12:56] Shindou**
I knew he was on another level,
**[12:58] Shindou**
but it's clear he has
experience fighting orcs.
**[13:02] Shindou**
That's going to cost a
ton of time and stamina.
**[13:05] Shindou**
But...
**[13:07] Shindou**
It's working!
**[13:09] Thanzamer**
Outta the way!
**[13:15] Shindou**
He cut them?!
**[13:16] Shindou**
But that thing's fingers
are like hunks of iron!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Revived
**[13:33] Shindou**
*This is how a battle with an orc goes?*
**[13:36] Shindou**
*And there are 14 more of these guys?*
**[13:41] Islander 2**
Why'd an orc come down from
the castle today of all days?
**[13:46] Islander 4**
Ya think they got wind of our plan?!
**[13:50] Islander A**
There's a traitor!
**[13:52] Islander A**
There's a traitor on the island who's
been tellin' the orcs our plans!
**[14:01] Aoiu**
Stop it!
**[14:03] Yana**
The whole island's gotta come
together to fight right now!
**[14:06] Islander 1**
What're you talkin' about?
**[14:08] Islander 1**
You two are the ones who went
an' called mercenaries here.
**[14:11] Islander 5**
Yeah! We were against it!
**[14:13] Islander 1**
Our island was peaceful before!
**[14:16] Islander 1**
We're divided now 'cause of you two!
**[14:19] Hako**
That's mean...
**[14:21] Toki**
Fully grown men shouldn't be
blaming women for their problems!
**[14:24] Toki**
Gross!
**[14:26] Torii**
Well, shit. I wanna punch these
guys more than the orcs.
**[14:32] Thanzamer**
All of you, stop screwing around!
**[14:36] Yana**
Thanza?
**[14:38] Yana**
Aren't you Thanzamer, the kid who ran away?
**[14:42] Thanzamer**
You finally remember me, huh?
**[14:44] Thanzamer**
That's right. I come from this island.
**[14:47] Thanzamer**
And that's why I'm about to say this...
**[14:50] Thanzamer**
What would our ancestors think
if they saw us right now?
**[15:00] Yana**
It was 900 years ago
**[15:02] Yana**
when our ancestors came to this island
in search of peace and freedom.
**[15:07] Aoiu**
Ya don't *find* paradise. Ya make it yerself.
**[15:12] Aoiu**
This island was an uninhabited wasteland,
but our ancestors cultivated it.
**[15:16] Aoiu**
Over years and years, they made
it the Jiffon Island we have now.
**[15:20] Thanzamer**
Then a little money comes into
the equation, and this happens?
**[15:23] Thanzamer**
Since when are you people important
enough to buy life and death?
**[15:28] Thanzamer**
What is it you guys want to protect?
**[15:31] Thanzamer**
Is it money? Status?
**[15:33] Thanzamer**
Or your pride in a paradise you
built with your own hands?
**[15:39] Yana**
Land, people, culture, knowledge...
**[15:43] Yana**
and our pride as the
people of Jiffon Island.
**[15:45] Aoiu**
Without all five of those,
this island is just
**[15:49] Aoiu**
a papier-mâché paradise!
**[15:51] Thanzamer**
I'm going to fight!
**[15:55] Thanzamer**
I won't let this island become
a papier-mâché paradise!
**[16:00] Islander 2**
I'm fightin'!
**[16:02] Islander 4**
Yeah! This is our island!
**[16:04] Islander 1&5**
Yeah!
**[16:05] Cantil**
The tide has turned.
**[16:07] Ryce**
Yes. Let's win this, General.
**[16:10] Cantil**
You...
**[16:15] Orc Queen**
Yes, he fought so bravely.
**[16:19] Orc Queen**
I will not stand for this! I refuse!
**[16:23] Orc Queen**
I swear I will avenge him!
**[16:35] GM**
Congratula.
**[16:36] GM**
You have reached rank 10 in
your Wizard (Creature) occupa.
**[16:40] Yotsuya**
Yes! Finally!
**[16:43] GM**
Blacksmith.
***SIGN*** Fisherman
***SIGN*** Blacksmith
***SIGN*** Chef
**[16:44] Yotsuya**
Wait, what?!
**[16:46] Yotsuya**
Another of the 0.5% chance ones?!
**[16:48] Yotsuya**
That's the third time!
You're doing this on purpose!
**[16:51] Yotsuya**
What even is the point of the roulette?!
**[16:53] GM**
Now, fare.
**[16:54] Yotsuya**
Hey, wait!
**[17:01] Yotsuya**
A blacksmith, huh?
**[17:02] Yotsuya**
Oh, come to think of it...
**[17:04] (Flashback) Kahvel**
There's an island called Jiffon.
**[17:06] (Flashback) Kahvel**
It's famous for its export
of artisan weapons.
**[17:10] Yotsuya**
I guess I'll take a look at my skills.
***SIGN*** Rank 1
**[17:13] Yotsuya**
"Can make weapons and armor."
**[17:16] Yotsuya**
"There are certain conditions,
**[17:18] Yotsuya**
but all players can use them"?
**[17:21] Yotsuya**
*Given the circumstances, this is actually...*
**[17:24] Yotsuya**
*just the job I needed!*
**[17:26] Aoiu**
Gramps, this is the hero who
wants to be yer apprentice.
**[17:30] Yotsuya**
Please teach me how to make
weapons that can kill orcs!
**[17:40] Gramps**
It ain't likely yer gonna master
forging in such a short time.
**[17:46] Gramps**
Let's try makin' stuff with molds.
**[17:48] Gramps**
Even someone who's still learnin'
the technique can manage that.
**[17:52] Yotsuya**
Got it, Master!
**[18:12] Yotsuya**
It's done!
**[18:14] Yotsuya**
Ta-da!
**[18:16] Yotsuya**
A stake that can take out an orc!
**[18:18] Yotsuya**
I call it the Storc!
**[18:19] Shindou**
An axe with a stake on it?
**[18:22] Toki**
And the name's a pun?
**[18:23] Hako**
It's an unusual shape.
**[18:25] Torii**
Looks kinda... dumb.
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
Watch what it can do
before you call it dumb!
**[18:36] Yotsuya**
Yes!
**[18:42] Yotsuya**
I made the Storc with a mold,
**[18:44] Yotsuya**
so I can make as many as we
need in the time we have.
**[18:47] Yotsuya**
And since Hakozaki-san and Tokitate-san
aren't the best at close combat,
**[18:51] Yotsuya**
I have different weapons for them.
**[18:53] Toki**
Huh?!
**[18:54] Hako**
Thanks, Yotsuya-kun!
**[18:56] Toki**
Thanks, Yotsuya-kun.
**[18:58] Yotsuya**
Well, the survival of our
whole team depends on this.
**[19:02] Yotsuya**
Anyway, I need to get back to work.
**[19:05] Torii**
So which one's your pick?
**[19:08] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[19:08] Torii**
Out of those three.
**[19:11] Torii**
Just so you know, I get Iu.
**[19:15] Torii**
I put all kinds of moves on
her while you were away,
**[19:18] Torii**
so she's basically mine already.
**[19:20] Torii**
Sorry, Yuusuke!
**[19:23] Yotsuya**
*Yeah, he's definitely an idiot.*
**[19:25] Yotsuya**
*And since when are we on a first-name basis?*
**[19:28] Hako**
That's the ammo for this weapon?
**[19:31] Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[19:32] Yotsuya**
Players normally can't use weapons
that aren't their own gear.
**[19:36] Yotsuya**
We're lucky I have Blacksmith skills.
**[19:38] Hako**
Um, Aoiu-san was saying...
**[19:41] Hako**
that you've been working every
day with almost no sleep.
**[19:44] Yotsuya**
That's no big deal.
**[19:46] Yotsuya**
It's to keep everyone alive.
**[19:49] Hako**
You always say that, Yotsuya-kun...
**[19:52] Yotsuya**
It's a matter of priorities.
**[19:54] Hako**
Huh?
**[19:55] Yotsuya**
The value of life.
**[19:57] Yotsuya**
Who would be more valuable to Earth alive?
**[20:00] Yotsuya**
That's what I base my decisions on.
**[20:05] Yotsuya**
There, it's done.
**[20:07] Yotsuya**
I'll make sure you and Shindou-san
come back alive, no matter what.
**[20:11] Yotsuya**
Frankly, if Torii-san and Tokitate-san
die, they can be replaced.
**[20:14] Hako**
Huh?
**[20:16] Cantil**
Eugenics, eh? That's dangerous.
**[20:18] Yotsuya**
It's not because of how they were born.
**[20:20] Yotsuya**
I'm basing it on the current situation
and their future potential.
**[20:24] Cantil**
Yes, but do those things not depend upon
the environment they were born into?
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
I won't deny that.
**[20:31] Yotsuya**
But if two people share the same faults,
**[20:33] Yotsuya**
I rank the more powerful person
below the ordinary person.
**[20:38] Yotsuya**
If the guy at the top is shit,
it affects a lot more people, right?
**[20:41] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[20:43] Cantil**
I have to give you that one.
**[20:46] Cantil**
I find those words particularly painful.
**[20:49] Cantil**
I was once an officer.
**[20:53] Cantil**
I led my army into seven battles,
and lost all seven of them.
**[20:57] Cantil**
My country then fell.
**[20:59] Hako**
You were... a general, right?
**[21:03] Hako**
I heard Ryce-san say that
**[21:05] Hako**
no matter who was in command,
they still would've lost that battle.
**[21:09] Hako**
And that you were an excellent general.
**[21:12] Cantil**
No, I was a fool as a commander.
**[21:15] Cantil**
I didn't withdraw when I should have,
**[21:18] Cantil**
and many men died as a result.
**[21:21] Cantil**
That's why I cannot lose this
battle, no matter what.
***SIGN*** Stronghold
**[21:26] Cantil**
We've done all the preparation we could.
***SIGN*** High Ground
**[21:29] Cantil**
I can't say our forces are optimal,
**[21:31] Cantil**
but if we can strike first and take
the wind out of the orcs' sails...
***SIGN*** Hidden Weapons
***SIGN*** Harbor
**[21:36] Cantil**
We might have a chance.
**[21:38] Guy**
W-W-We've got trouble!
**[21:41] Guy**
Th-The harbor...
**[21:43] Guy**
is under attack by the orcs!
***SIGN*** Yana & Aoiu
Are the Väikedaam
**[23:24] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?
***SIGN*** Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast
***SIGN*** Formation of the Isekai Division
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?"
**[23:29] GM**
"Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Formation of the Isekai
Division," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo.
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
# E15 - We Can't Be Heroes of Justice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2WVP/we-cant-be-heroes-of-justice)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Ryce**
I'll be taking this one.
**[00:02] (Flashback) Clius**
Damn! You got me!
**[00:04] Ryce**
Four years ago, my buddies and I
**[00:06] Clius**
Not again!
**[00:06] Ryce**
were serving under some spoiled noble moron.
**[00:10] (Flashback) Maccahee**
Ryce, hurry up!
**[00:12] (Flashback) Ryce**
What's going on, Maccahee?
**[00:13] (Flashback) Maccahee**
Look. Over there.
**[00:18] (Flashback) Ryce**
Cantil's squad?
**[00:20] (Flashback) Maccahee**
Don't they look awesome?
**[00:22] Ryce**
We had hoped to join Cantil's squad,
**[00:27] Ryce**
but we weren't anywhere near good enough.
**[00:30] (Flashback) Lanau**
Hey, we're going one more round!
**[00:32] (Flashback) Ryce**
Coming!
**[00:33] (Flashback) Clius**
I won't lose this time!
**[00:35] Ryce**
So while we were on standby
in the reserves...
**[00:44] (Flashback) Noble**
I'm sorry.
**[00:47] (Flashback) All**
What?!
**[00:49] Ryce**
Our nation fell.
**[00:56] Ryce**
From then on...
**[01:06] (Flashback) Maccahee**
Ryce, hurry!
**[01:10] Ryce**
We spent our days on the run from those
trying to finish off our people.
**[01:16] Ryce**
The serfs got Robin and Lanau first.
**[01:22] Ryce**
And then bandits killed
Cotomay, Bittsburgh, Botom...
**[01:37] Ryce**
and Clius.
**[01:47] Ryce**
Clius was a really fun guy.
**[01:50] Ryce**
On the eleventh day, my best friend Maccahee
joined them after a fight over food.
**[01:56] Ryce**
On the nineteenth day, Canalun died
of necrosis caused by malnutrition,
**[01:58] Yotsuya**
* Ryce-san sounds so cheerful*
* telling this story,*
**[02:01] Yotsuya**
*but what he saw...*
**[02:01] Ryce**
and then only I was left.
**[02:05] Yotsuya**
*...was hell.*
**[02:07] Ryce**
When I made it out of the country on day 25,
**[02:07] Yotsuya**
* How did he go from such despair*
* to smiling in just four years?*
**[02:09] Ryce**
I was like, "Yes! I'm finally out of there!"
**[02:12] Torii**
Man,
**[02:13] Torii**
that's too much detail, with your buddies'
names and the exact days and everything.
**[02:16] Ryce**
We'll, we're talking about the best
memories in our lives, right?
**[02:21] Ryce**
I thought more detail would be better.
**[02:23] Torii**
Damn, that's your best memory?
**[02:26] Torii**
How scary is that?
**[02:28] Ryce**
It is, isn't it?
**[02:29] Lolle**
So our upcoming victory celebration
will be your future number one, right?
**[02:34] Ryce**
I'll do my best. Ow, ow...
**[02:36] Lolle**
Rootin' for ya.
**[02:37] Torii**
Okay, Iu-chan, you're up next.
**[02:40] Shindou**
Huh? The best memory in my life?
**[02:43] Torii**
Wait, is it me? Is it meeting me?
**[02:45] Shindou**
No!
**[04:30] Shindou**
Thanzamer-san!
**[04:36] Torii**
*This is...*
**[04:40] Cantil**
Three of them.
**[04:44] Cantil**
No time for hiding your eyes.
**[04:46] Torii**
Yeah!
**[04:47] Shindou**
Right!
**[04:48] Torii**
I thought these guys were on the
other side of the mountain!
**[04:52] Shindou**
Did they really swim across
the ocean to get here?
**[04:58] Torii**
It's rock-hard!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[05:10] Shindou**
With three of them,
we can't get an opening!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[05:18] Torii**
Damn it! I died!
**[05:20] Hako**
Cantil-san!
**[05:21] Cantil**
Stay back!
**[05:25] Cantil**
No!
**[05:28] Hako**
Cantil-san!
**[05:35] Yotsuya**
Whoa... It went right through!
**[05:39] Yotsuya**
That wasn't the one I was aiming for, but...
**[05:42] Cantil**
*He finished it?*
**[05:48] Cantil**
*That's...*
**[05:53] Cantil**
*the bow from the hero's world!*
**[06:10] Yotsuya**
*Damn, it still takes too long to reload.*
**[06:19] Ryce**
General Cantil!
**[06:22] Ryce**
Hey, orcs! This way!
**[06:24] Hako**
Ryce-san?
**[06:26] Hako**
Nice! He's trying to scatter
the orcs by distracting them!
**[06:30] Ryce**
Bring it—
**[06:56] Yotsuya**
Nice one, Ryce-san!
**[06:59] Yotsuya**
Take this!
**[07:19] Cantil**
You saved me.
**[07:21] Ryce**
I'm honored I could be
of use to you, General.
**[07:24] Ryce**
Though I can't attack,
since they'll kill me if I get close...
**[07:28] Cantil**
I told you to stop calling me "General."
**[07:30] Cantil**
I'm a mercenary now, just like you.
**[07:32] Ryce**
You got it, Great General!
**[07:35] Shindou**
Having Ryce-san here kinda
lightens things up, huh?
**[07:38] Ryce**
Aw, I just can't stand it
when the mood's all gloomy.
**[07:42] Ryce**
I'm a wimp, you know.
**[07:44] Shindou**
What? Someone who was a wimp
wouldn't trip like that!
**[07:51] Thanzammer**
Someone, take care of him!
**[08:02] Cantil**
They got the jump on us,
**[08:05] Cantil**
but we can still take this back.
***SIGN*** Väikedaam Cave
**[08:10] Cantil**
The wounded
**[08:11] Cantil**
will be carried to the Väikedaam cave,
***SIGN*** Väikedaam Cave
**[08:13] Cantil**
where they will be treated.
***SIGN*** Eastern High Ground
***SIGN*** Eastern High Ground
**[08:18] Cantil**
All those available to fight...
***SIGN*** Western High Ground
***SIGN*** Western High Ground
**[08:23] Cantil**
will return to their posts and stand by.
***SIGN*** Stronghold
***SIGN*** Stronghold
**[08:32] Yotsuya**
Ryce-san and I will act as decoys.
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
Aim it with this alignment.
**[08:37] Hako**
O-Okay.
**[08:39] Toki**
It's exciting to have a
weapon that's just for us!
**[08:42] Toki**
I'm gonna call you "Orc Eater"!
**[08:45] Hako**
Do you think we can hit them, though?
**[08:49] Ryce**
Don't worry. We'll run slowly
to make them easier to target.
**[08:53] Toki**
Isn't that super dangerous?!
**[08:54] Hako**
Please make sure you do your
best to run from them!
**[08:57] Hako**
We'll make sure our shots land!
**[08:59] Ryce**
All right, then, I'll take you up on that.
**[09:08] Ryce**
Running away is
**[09:10] Ryce**
the one thing I can do, after all.
**[09:13] Islander 1**
Orcs incoming!
**[09:21] Ryce**
This way!
**[09:26] Yotsuya**
This way, ogre!
**[09:29] Toki**
They split up!
**[09:33] Hako**
I'm taking aim.
**[09:34] Toki**
Okay.
**[09:39] Hako**
Firing!
**[09:40] Toki**
Roger!
**[09:47] Islander 1**
Now! Take aim!
**[09:52] GM**
Congratula.
**[09:53] GM**
You have reached rank 10 in
your Wizard (Heat) occupa.
**[09:57] Toki**
You serious?!
**[09:58] GM**
Time to spi.
**[10:01] Toki**
Please! Please! Please! Please!
***SIGN*** Hunter
***SIGN*** Thief
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword)
**[10:05] GM**
Bam! Hunter!
**[10:10] Toki**
Yes! I got Hunter!
**[10:14] Toki**
I'm literally Blue from
*Go! Majiha Super Express!*
**[10:17] Toki**
Majiha Blue is the cool lady
who never misses a shot!
**[10:21] Toki**
Her transformation sequence that uses
a staggering 6,000 drawings is legendary!
**[10:25] GM**
Until next ti.
**[10:26] Toki**
Her catchphrase is...
**[10:28] Toki**
"I will cross sea, sky, and time...
**[10:31] Toki**
to pierce...
**[10:34] Toki**
your heart!"
**[10:36] Hako**
Huh?
**[10:37] Toki**
Uh...
**[10:39] Yotsuya**
Hey!
**[10:41] Yotsuya**
I could use some help, too!
**[10:44] Toki**
On my way!
**[10:46] Hako**
Wait for me!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Since trees do not
naturally grow on Jiffon
Island, arrows can't be
made there (wood
must be imported),
so it fires iron bullets
instead of arrows.
This means a string
much stronger than those used for arrows is
required to make the bullets fly straight, so its
string is so heavy that a reel is needed to pull it.
**[11:09] Ryce**
No orcs are approaching
the stronghold anymore.
**[11:12] Yotsuya**
I guess they've learned that it's dangerous.
**[11:16] Yotsuya**
I'm going to see if I can
divert one away by myself.
**[11:21] Ryce**
You heroes have so much energy.
**[11:23] Ryce**
I'm already exhausted.
**[11:25] Ryce**
Be careful.
**[11:26] Yotsuya**
I will.
**[11:32] Yotsuya**
* My first real one-on-one battle*
* might not be far off...*
**[11:41] Yotsuya**
*So I need to see if this thing works.*
**[11:48] Yotsuya**
*I can do this!*
**[11:51] Yotsuya**
*Shit!*
**[11:56] Yotsuya**
Damn... Now I'm stuck like
this for 50 seconds?
**[12:04] Yotsuya**
What's it doing?
**[12:06] Yotsuya**
Wait, no way!
**[12:12] Islander 1**
Take cover! Take cover!
**[12:22] Toki**
I'm shooting!
**[12:23] Hako**
Okay!
**[12:24] Islander 1**
No! The right! Incoming from the right!
**[12:26] Hako**
Huh?!
**[12:30] Yotsuya**
They're throwing from this side now, too!
**[12:36] Toki**
Please hit him!
**[12:46] Yotsuya**
No!
**[13:02] Hako**
They're...
**[13:04] Hako**
gonna get inside!
**[13:20] Toki/Hako**
Ryce-san!
**[13:36] Yotsuya**
*This time...*
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
*I'll hit dead center!*
**[13:50] Toki**
We gotta prepare the next shot!
**[13:51] Hako**
R-Right!
**[14:07] Toki**
Hit him!
**[14:26] Yotsuya**
Ryce-san!
**[14:38] Ryce**
He...y...
**[14:41] Ryce**
Did we... beat them?
**[14:45] Yotsuya**
Yes, thanks to you.
**[14:50] Ryce**
This is what happens when I
fight instead of running...
**[14:56] Ryce**
After I avoided death all this time...
**[15:00] Ryce**
I'm so weak...
**[15:03] Yotsuya**
*Right up until the very end,*
**[15:07] Yotsuya**
* he didn't let the mood among those*
* of us left behind become glum.*
**[15:15] Hako**
You're not weak at all!
**[15:17] Hako**
You're not!
**[15:20] Ryce**
I finally stood and fought...
**[15:24] Ryce**
Too late, though...
**[15:31] Yotsuya**
You can brag to your best
friend and war buddies...
**[15:38] Yotsuya**
that you got to fight
alongside General Cantil.
**[15:41] Ryce**
I will. You don't need... to tell me...
**[15:59] Runner A**
Report!
**[16:00] Runner A**
The earthen walls of the stronghold
are breached. Nine villagers...
**[16:04] Runner A**
and Ryce have died!
**[16:10] Lolle**
Got it.
**[16:12] Lolle**
Keita, go back them up at the stronghold.
**[16:15] Torii**
Roger!
**[16:21] Runner B**
Report! Ryce-san is dead!
**[16:24] Shindou**
What?!
**[16:30] Cantil**
I owe you. We shall meet in the underworld.
**[16:44] Toki**
It's our last shot!
**[16:46] Hako**
Please land!
**[16:52] Torii**
Yeah!
**[17:09] Yotsuya**
Abandon the stronghold!
**[17:11] Yotsuya**
Everyone, split up and get away from here!
**[17:16] Runner A**
There are five orcs left.
**[17:18] Runner A**
I'm gonna report to all posts!
**[17:20] Torii**
Great. Countin' on ya.
**[17:22] Yotsuya**
*Five left...*
**[17:24] Yotsuya**
*There are still more we haven't seen yet?*
**[17:26] Yotsuya**
*Are they waiting to ambush us somewhere?*
***SIGN*** Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.
(Time limit: 20 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[17:29] Yotsuya**
*And the quest we're here for...*
**[17:31] Yotsuya**
*To offer a Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania,*
**[17:34] Yotsuya**
* we need to get a Buffo to offer*
* at the harvest festival.*
**[17:39] Yotsuya**
* To make that possible,*
* we need to eradicate the orcs.*
**[17:42] Yotsuya**
* And the ones we absolutely can't*
* allow to be attacked are...*
**[17:47] Yotsuya**
The Väikedaam!
**[17:50] Yotsuya**
I'm going to provide backup
at the Väikedaam cave!
**[17:53] Toki**
What do we do with this?
We're all out of bullets.
**[17:57] Runner B**
Report!
**[17:58] Runner B**
The blacksmith near the eastern high ground
**[18:01] Runner B**
is workin' on an iron stake!
**[18:04] Yotsuya**
Seriously? The master's still there?
**[18:07] Toki**
Nice timing!
**[18:09] Torii**
Let's go get more bullets.
**[18:13] Yotsuya**
Yeah... Either we let the
islanders shoot them,
**[18:17] Yotsuya**
or the four of us will go get the bullets
**[18:19] Yotsuya**
and then head for the Väikedaam cave.
**[18:21] Hako**
Yeah.
**[18:21] Toki**
Got it.
**[19:05] Cantil**
Five orcs left...
**[19:07] Cantil**
The enemy numbers don't add up.
**[19:09] Shindou**
Yeah.
**[19:11] Shindou**
Also, no one's seen the
queen yet, have they?
**[19:15] Cantil**
Right. That's what bothers me.
**[19:18] Cantil**
Iu, what do you think the queen is after?
**[19:21] Shindou**
Let me think...
**[19:24] Shindou**
The ship carrying the children!
**[19:26] Cantil**
Let's go check it out.
**[19:32] Islander 2**
Orcs!
**[19:36] Islander 2**
Two at once!
**[19:39] Runner B**
Report!
**[19:40] Runner B**
The stronghold is abandoned!
**[19:42] Runner B**
The four heroes are comin' this way!
**[19:45] Lolle**
All right.
**[19:46] Lolle**
Katz, Thanza, we're gonna buy them time.
**[20:05] Shindou**
She really is here...
**[20:06] Shindou**
The queen!
**[20:13] Queen**
What do you want? I'm warming
up to go for a swim.
**[20:17] Queen**
You perverts.
**[20:20] Cantil**
So you really are after the ship!
**[20:23] Queen**
That a problem?
**[20:26] Queen**
You killed my children...
**[20:32] Queen**
so I will avenge them by killing yours.
**[20:35] Shindou**
We won't let you do that!
**[20:38] Queen**
You were the ones who
approached me with a pact,
**[20:40] Queen**
and the ones who broke it.
**[20:43] Shindou**
What?
**[20:51] Torii**
Damn...
**[20:52] Torii**
Evil minions sure are a
pain in the ass to beat.
**[20:56] Yotsuya**
Evil minions?
**[20:58] Torii**
Well, we're heroes, aren't we?
**[21:01] Torii**
Heroes are the good guys,
**[21:03] Torii**
so they're the bad guys
we have to defeat, right?
**[21:06] Yotsuya**
Wrong.
**[21:08] Yotsuya**
This started when the
islanders were being eaten,
**[21:11] Yotsuya**
so they proposed a pact with
the orcs not to kill them.
**[21:14] Yotsuya**
The orcs didn't need such a pact at all,
**[21:17] Yotsuya**
but they agreed to it anyway.
**[21:20] Yotsuya**
But because the orcs grew so much in number,
**[21:23] Yotsuya**
the islanders realized there
wouldn't be enough Buffo,
**[21:27] Yotsuya**
so before they could be eaten themselves,
**[21:31] Yotsuya**
they made the decision to kill all the orcs.
**[21:35] Yotsuya**
If you look at it objectively,
**[21:36] Yotsuya**
the islanders are obviously the bad guys.
**[21:40] Queen**
I will destroy you all, just as you wish!
***SIGN*** We Can't Be Heroes of Justice
**[23:25] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Väikedaam Live
~acoustic ver.~
***SIGN*** Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row
***SIGN*** Folk Tales of Jiffon
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] GM**
"Väikedaam Live ~acoustic ver.~"
**[23:29] GM**
"Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row,"
**[23:31] GM**
and "Folk Tales of Jiffon," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo.
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:38] GM**
Believe it!
# E16 - The Island That Flows
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE9G1/the-island-that-flows)
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**[00:07] (Flashback) Gramps**
Say, Yuusuke...
**[00:10] (Flashback) Gramps**
Any interest in continuin' to
train here after the war's over?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Gramps**
With your talent, another five years...
**[00:18] (Flashback) Gramps**
nah, just two years, and you could
be the best blacksmith around.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
I can't do that.
**[00:29] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
For me, smithing skills are
just a means to an end.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Frankly, all that matters
to me is achieving my goal.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Gramps**
I see. That's a shame.
**[02:24] Shindou**
She really is here...
**[02:25] Shindou**
The queen!
**[02:31] Queen**
What do you want? I'm warming
up to go for a swim.
**[02:36] Queen**
You perverts.
**[02:44] Queen**
*Humans are such foolish creatures.*
**[02:49] Queen**
*You have far more intelligence than us orcs,*
**[02:53] Queen**
*yet you don't realize your own weakness,*
**[02:56] Queen**
*you forget about debts you owe...*
**[03:01] Queen**
*and you desire battle.*
**[03:06] Thanzammer**
This is for Ryce!
**[03:09] Thanzammer**
Our battle is for revenge!
**[03:11] Queen**
*You are barbaric and cruel.*
**[03:18] Queen**
Fine!
**[03:19] Queen**
I will destroy you all, just as you wish!
**[03:29] Shindou**
*Shit! She's...*
**[03:38] Queen**
Ouch!
**[03:39] Queen**
That hurt!
**[03:42] Shindou**
Well, then...
**[03:43] Shindou**
How do you like this?!
**[03:49] Shindou**
*Uh-oh!*
**[03:54] Shindou**
*Oh, right!*
**[03:55] Shindou**
*That's where...*
**[03:57] Cantil**
Orc Queen!
**[04:01] Cantil**
I challenge you.
**[04:12] Katz**
Damn it! He was protecting me!
**[04:16] Yotsuya**
Don't move.
**[04:22] Katz**
If only...
**[04:25] Katz**
If only I were stronger...
**[04:44] Katz**
Lolle...
**[04:48] Katz**
Two of them... showed up here.
**[04:52] Katz**
The three of us... managed
to take out one of them...
**[04:58] Yotsuya**
And the other one?
**[05:00] Katz**
It ran away, wounded,
**[05:02] Katz**
and Thanza-san went after it.
**[05:05] Yotsuya**
Do you know which way they went?
**[05:06] Katz**
No... I'm sorry.
**[05:09] Torii**
So what do we do now?
**[05:13] Yotsuya**
We can't scatter. It's too risky.
**[05:16] Yotsuya**
Let's all head to the
blacksmith's shop together.
**[05:21] Torii**
What?
**[05:23] Torii**
We can't use the bullets that Gramps made?
**[05:26] Hako**
In general, players can only use weapons
that are part of their own gear.
**[05:30] Hako**
Things Yotsuya-kun makes with his Blacksmith
skills are different, but these...
**[05:34] Toki**
Didn't we explain that to you?
**[05:36] Torii**
Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot.
**[05:40] Yotsuya**
Master, will it be ready?
**[05:42] Gramps**
No, the furnace ain't done heatin' up yet.
**[05:46] Islander**
Hero.
**[05:48] Islander**
We gotta get the wounded
to the Väikedaam cave.
**[05:55] Toki**
Go.
**[05:57] Toki**
Leave things here to Majiha Blue,
the cool lady who never misses!
**[06:02] Yotsuya**
Oh, you changed jobs.
**[06:05] Toki**
Wait, you just noticed *now*?!
**[06:07] Hako**
We heroes can't use the
bullets that Gramps makes.
**[06:16] Hako**
But the people of the island can, right?
**[06:22] Toki**
If we just have the islanders
load the bullets,
**[06:25] Toki**
we can still fire the Orc Eater.
**[06:27] Toki**
It won't be a problem.
**[06:30] Hako**
Can someone...
**[06:34] Islander 2**
I'll stay.
**[06:38] Hako**
Thank you!
**[06:40] Islander 2**
Nah, you did cheer me on.
**[06:43] Islander 2**
And that rice ball was tasty...
**[06:51] Islander 3**
Yeah, they were delicious.
**[06:53] Islander 4**
She's the goddess of rice balls.
**[06:56] Islander 1**
Keep her safe!
**[06:57] Islanders**
Yeah, you'd better!
**[06:58] Islanders**
I know you can do it!
**[06:59] Hako**
Everyone...
**[07:00] Toki**
Fear the naturally-soothing types...
**[07:03] Torii**
All right! That settles it!
**[07:05] Torii**
You'll wait here,
**[07:07] Torii**
and the rest of you will head for
the Väikedaam cave with us!
**[07:10] All**
Right!
**[07:11] Torii**
Hey, that was pretty smooth, right?
**[07:13] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:14] Torii**
Man, if only Iu were here,
that totally would've won her over!
**[07:20] Yotsuya**
*He's an idiot. A huge idiot.*
**[07:31] Queen**
You challenge me, then you
have the nerve to run away?
**[07:35] Queen**
And you call yourself a warrior?
**[07:39] Queen**
Fine. I'll play with you.
**[07:43] Cantil**
Just as we planned.
**[07:50] Yana**
You're awake?
**[07:52] Katz**
What is this place?
**[07:53] Yana**
The island's sacred ground,
the Väikedaam cave.
**[07:56] Yana**
There's no danger here. You can relax.
**[08:07] Katz**
Where are Yotsuya-san and the others?!
**[08:08] Yana**
Ya shouldn't be gettin' up yet.
**[08:11] Yana**
They headed out already...
**[08:16] Yana**
to Kumamo Castle.
**[08:25] Yotsuya**
* There are probably only a few*
* orcs left in the castle.*
**[08:28] Yotsuya**
*Can we take them with our numbers?*
**[08:30] Torii**
Let's do this, boys!
**[08:33] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[08:36] Yotsuya**
Hey, wait a—
**[08:39] Torii**
All of you! Follow me!
**[08:42] Torii**
We're gonna beat those orcs!
**[08:50] Thanzammer**
He's...
**[09:15] Shindou**
Wind!
**[09:19] Queen**
There!
**[09:22] Shindou**
*She fell for it!*
**[09:24] Queen**
Where are you? Stop sneaking around!
**[09:26] Shindou**
Now!
**[09:30] Cantil**
Why now?
**[09:32] Hako**
An earthquake?
**[09:37] Thanzammer**
No... It's...
**[09:41] Yana**
The island god...
**[09:43] Aoiu**
...is angry.
**[09:47] Torii**
Whoa, this is huge!
**[09:49] Torii**
Really huge! Super huge!
**[09:52] Yotsuya**
It can't be...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** An island located between the continents of Meri and
Illa, about seven days' travel from the international
harbor of Radodorbo by boat. Because of its frequent
earthquakes and periodic volcanic eruptions, it is also
known as "Disaster Island." The Jiffon people came to
the island 900 years ago while fleeing slavery, hoping
to find a paradise free of fighting.
**[10:10] Islander 2**
Sorry... Of all the times...
**[10:13] Hako**
Don't be sorry.
**[10:19] Gramps**
How could this be?
**[10:40] Thanzammer**
Seems like the shaking's stopped.
**[10:43] Thanzammer**
But what really scares me is...
**[10:49] Yana**
Quickly, get outside! Hurry!
**[10:58] Yotsuya**
Aoiu-san!
**[10:59] Yana**
Don't, Aoiu! The ceiling's gonna...
**[11:02] Aoiu**
There are still wounded in here!
**[11:10] Yana**
Aoiu!
**[11:13] Yana**
Aoiu! Aoiu!
**[11:15] Islander 3**
Yana-chan, it's too dangerous!
**[11:16] Islander 3**
If you get too close now—
**[11:22] Islander 5**
Volcanic bombs!
**[11:29] Yotsuya**
Keep your heads down and keep moving!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[11:40] Torii**
Sorry, Yuusuke. Can you help me out?
**[11:47] Torii**
Huh? Hey... Carry me a little
more carefully, will you?
**[11:55] Shindou**
*It's erupting?*
**[11:57] Shindou**
*And that earthquake was really big...*
**[12:03] Shindou**
*Wait...*
**[12:08] Cantil**
Iu!
**[12:13] Cantil**
Iu!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[12:21] Shindou**
Shit, shit! I got distracted!
**[12:23] Shindou**
Oh, damn it! I can't revive
if I'm stuck in the ocean!
**[12:32] Shindou**
The water is receding...
**[12:37] Cantil**
What?
**[12:41] Queen**
Did the sea floor collapse
in all that shaking?
**[12:45] Shindou**
No!
**[12:46] Queen**
Well, no matter. Let us continue.
**[12:49] Cantil**
Indeed.
**[12:50] Shindou**
She's wrong! You have to run, Cantil-san!
**[12:53] Shindou**
This isn't just low tide!
**[12:55] Shindou**
It's...
**[12:58] Shindou**
a tsunami warning sign!
**[13:07] Old Man**
It's coming. One of those... is coming.
**[13:11] Katz**
One of... what?
**[13:13] Old Man**
The White Wall.
**[13:14] Katz**
White Wall?
**[13:20] Katz**
What is that?
**[13:24] Song**
*Hear our song of rituals and miso*
**[13:29] Katz**
Yana-san?
**[13:32] Song**
*Dumplings of music from the eastern isle*
**[13:35] Old Man**
Oh... Of course.
**[13:37] Song**
*The earth shakes, my feelings burst*
**[13:37] Old Man**
This song...
**[13:42] Song**
*Plow the fields, heave-ho*
**[13:42] Old Man**
The memory of the calamity that
struck this island 800 years ago...
**[13:50] Song**
*The white wall strikes the withered shore*
**[13:55] Song**
* The mountain god blasts a*
* pillar of red in his fury*
**[14:00] Song**
* The sea god will devour*
* you along with the shore*
**[14:06] Song**
*Climb, climb, to the top of the mountain*
**[14:10] Song**
*When the white wall turns black*
**[14:16] Song**
* It will feast on all,*
* starting with the lowest*
**[14:16] Katz**
It's swallowing the whole island...
**[14:21] Song**
*The blood of the earth pours down like rain*
**[14:22] Wife**
Darling!
**[14:25] Husband**
You have to live!
**[14:28] Wife**
Darling!
**[14:29] Song**
* The man remaining in the*
* valley returns to the earth*
**[14:40] Song**
*Hear our song of rituals and miso*
**[14:45] Song**
*Dumplings of music from the eastern isle*
**[14:50] Song**
*The earth flows, my feelings burst*
**[14:55] Song**
*Plow the fields, heave-ho*
**[14:59] Aoiu**
Finally made it...
**[15:01] Yana**
* The blessings of the earth will*
* become my flesh and blood*
**[15:06] Yana**
*And I will devour you*
**[15:11] Yana**
*On this island inhabited by the gods*
**[15:16] Yana**
*We offer this song to you*
**[15:28] Aoiu**
I remembered that there was a secret
passage under the Väikedaam cave.
**[15:32] Aoiu**
Thanks to the mine carts in
there, I got everyone out.
**[15:36] Torii**
I'm glad you're okay.
**[15:38] Aoiu**
What part of the castle is this?
**[15:40] Yotsuya**
The east side of the castle,
on the first floor.
**[15:42] Aoiu**
Where are the orcs?
**[15:43] Yotsuya**
Probably on the next floor up.
**[15:45] Islander**
Aoiu! We've got trouble!
**[15:51] Refugee 1**
The White Wall swept away all the
houses and fields along the shore.
**[15:57] Refugee 2**
It's the gods' punishment!
**[15:59] Refugee 2**
The gods are outraged 'cause we thought
we could defeat the orcs on our own!
**[16:05] Refugee 3**
We're done for.
**[16:07] Refugee 3**
Whether we beat the orcs
or not, we'll never...
**[16:10] Torii**
Whoa, hang on! How can you say
that after we've come this far?
**[16:20] Aoiu**
What are you doin'?
**[16:21] Yotsuya**
I guess this isn't nearly
enough force to budge it.
**[16:25] Yotsuya**
Aoiu-san, the Väikedaam are also
the island's historians, right?
**[16:29] Aoiu**
Yeah, that's right.
**[16:32] Aoiu**
We're also the storytellers who
pass down the island's history.
**[16:36] Yotsuya**
Then do you know where this
castle's weakness is?
**[16:39] Aoiu**
Weakness?
**[16:41] Yotsuya**
Like a weak point in its construction.
**[16:44] Yotsuya**
The kind that, if broken,
**[16:47] Yotsuya**
could bring down the whole castle at once.
**[16:49] Aoiu**
Wh-What are you sayin'?
**[16:52] Yotsuya**
We'll bring down the whole castle
to kill all the orcs inside.
**[16:59] Yotsuya**
I tried to think of other ways to
use this eruption for an attack,
**[17:04] Yotsuya**
but our enemies are on the second floor.
**[17:06] Yotsuya**
The volcanic bombs won't reach them,
**[17:08] Yotsuya**
and to reroute lava to flow into the
castle, we'd need to dig trenches.
**[17:13] Yotsuya**
As it stands right now,
that won't be possible.
**[17:18] Torii**
One insane idea after another...
Are you a demon lord now?
**[17:22] Yotsuya**
So the optimal choice right now is to
destroy the castle along with the—
**[17:26] Aoiu**
We can't do that!
**[17:28] Aoiu**
This castle is the symbol of the island!
**[17:30] Yotsuya**
But you don't use it anymore, right?
**[17:32] Yotsuya**
So...
**[17:33] Aoiu**
It can't be destroyed, anyway!
**[17:35] Aoiu**
It was built 400 years ago!
**[17:37] Aoiu**
We've had tons of earthquakes
and eruptions in that time,
**[17:40] Aoiu**
and yet it still stands!
**[17:42] Aoiu**
Our ancestors poured all their wisdom and
ingenuity into buildin' this castle!
**[17:46] Aoiu**
It doesn't have any weaknesses!
**[17:49] Yotsuya**
I see. Okay.
**[17:50] Aoiu**
Huh?
**[17:52] Yotsuya**
Then I'll try to find a spot where
we can fight with an advantage.
**[17:58] Torii**
He's like a machine, isn't he?
**[18:02] Torii**
A machine that only does what's
necessary to achieve its goal.
**[18:05] Torii**
Seriously, what pleasure does
he even get out of life?
**[18:08] Torii**
He's gotta be a virgin.
**[18:15] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
For me, smithing skills are
just a means to an end.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Frankly, all that matters
to me is achieving my goal.
**[18:24] Aoiu**
How...
**[18:28] Aoiu**
How can you keep goin' on just
for the sake of your goal?
**[18:33] Aoiu**
Even when it means sacrificin' yourself?!
**[18:36] Yotsuya**
You just need to know your own limits.
**[18:39] Yotsuya**
If you have a clear goal, what's the
problem with just taking action?
**[18:44] Yotsuya**
There's no meaning in the process,
**[18:46] Yotsuya**
if you're only working for
the sake of your goal.
**[18:50] Yostuya**
If you realize that you're all but
powerless to achieve your goal,
**[18:56] Yotsuya**
you'll know right away that you
can't afford to stand still.
**[18:59] Torii**
See? Nothing he says makes
any damn sense, right?
**[19:04] Aoiu**
It really doesn't make sense.
**[19:07] Aoiu**
But there's one thing...
**[19:09] Aoiu**
Just one thing I understand clearly now.
**[19:13] Aoiu**
We don't have time to stand
still and do nothing.
**[19:27] Yana**
It's been said since old times on this island
that you should never build on low ground.
**[19:34] Yana**
But we started buildin' houses along the
shore 'cause there wasn't much land.
**[19:40] Yana**
We thought more people,
more fields, and more wealth
**[19:44] Yana**
meant the island was prosperous.
**[19:47] Yana**
We let our immediate greed get
the better of us and forgot.
**[19:52] Yana**
So pathetic...
**[19:54] Yana**
No paradise is achieved without hard work.
**[19:57] Yana**
The island's history, its wisdom, its pride...
**[20:01] Yana**
As the island's storytellers, we Väikedaam
should've communicated that better...
**[20:08] Aoiu**
It's true. We were wrong.
**[20:11] Aoiu**
We neglected the legends that have
been handed down for generations,
**[20:14] Aoiu**
and we lost our homes and our fields.
**[20:18] Aoiu**
But...
**[20:20] Aoiu**
If our homes are destroyed,
**[20:21] Aoiu**
we just need to build sturdier ones.
**[20:24] Aoiu**
If our fields are washed away,
**[20:26] Aoiu**
we just need to make the
next ones higher up.
**[20:29] Aoiu**
We people of Jiffon have always worked
**[20:32] Aoiu**
to refine our knowledge and
skills for that very purpose!
**[20:34] Yana**
Even if there ain't much land or resources,
**[20:37] Yana**
our ancestors made up for it with
diligence and technical prowess!
**[20:43] Yana**
Rather than fightin' wars to
take other people's stuff,
**[20:47] Yana**
they turned this island into a peaceful
paradise through their own hard work!
**[20:51] Aoiu**
And as they learned to live
better, little by little...
**[20:56] Aoiu**
As they took steps forward and backward...
**[20:59] Aoiu**
Little by little, the people
of Jiffon made progress!
**[21:03] Aoiu**
The people of this island!
**[21:11] Aoiu**
Next time, we won't forget!
**[21:14] Yana**
We absolutely must not forget!
**[21:18] Yana**
We people of Jiffon...
**[21:20] Aoiu**
...ain't gonna lose to no disasters!
***SIGN*** The Island That Flows
**[23:25] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Daily Orc Talk, the Radio Show
***SIGN*** Just Then, Jiffon Moved
***SIGN*** The Female Castle Lord, the Orc Queen
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] GM**
"Daily Orc Talk, the Radio Show,"
**[23:29] GM**
"Just Then, Jiffon Moved,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "The Female Castle Lord,
the Orc Queen," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:36] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:38] GM**
Now, charge!
# E17 - Dik Throbb
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE4ZP/dik-throbb)
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**[00:04] Queen**
*Was it the past, or was it a dream?*
**[00:07] Queen**
*I don't even know anymore.*
**[00:27] Queen**
*But...*
**[00:48] Queen**
*But I will never again...*
**[01:02] Queen**
*allow my family...*
**[01:06] Queen**
*to be taken away.*
**[02:51] Yotsuya**
*A dragon?*
**[02:53] Yotsuya**
*What's going on?*
**[02:55] Yotsuya**
*No, focus on the orcs.*
**[03:01] Torii**
You're late.
**[03:03] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[03:05] Yotsuya**
Who are these people?
**[03:06] Aoiu**
They were suddenly too exhausted to go on.
**[03:09] Torii**
Yeah, you can't blame them.
**[03:11] Torii**
So what was it like inside?
**[03:13] Yotsuya**
Well, first...
***SIGN*** West
***SIGN*** East
***SIGN*** Left Corridor
***SIGN*** Right Corridor
***SIGN*** Reception Hall
***SIGN*** North
***SIGN*** Front
Corridor
**[03:15] Yotsuya**
The big reception hall on the
second floor, where the orcs are,
**[03:18] Yotsuya**
has a high ceiling,
which gives them an advantage.
**[03:22] Yotsuya**
So if we're going to fight them,
**[03:23] Yotsuya**
we'll need to lure them into the
corridor, which has a lower ceiling.
**[03:27] Yotsuya**
But that has its pros and cons, too.
**[03:30] Yotsuya**
On the plus side, in a narrow corridor,
**[03:33] Yotsuya**
we can limit the orcs'
movements to some extent.
**[03:36] Yotsuya**
On the minus side, if they sandwich us,
**[03:39] Yotsuya**
we'll have no way out.
**[03:43] Torii**
So... what are we gonna do?
**[03:45] Yotsuya**
Well, I came up with
several possible options.
**[03:49] Torii**
All right! Then let's just
do it and see what happens!
**[03:55] Yotsuya**
Plan one is to push them off the veranda.
**[04:03] Torii**
Damn! It would've worked if
the ceiling wasn't there!
**[04:06] Yotsuya**
I told you it was low.
**[04:09] Torii**
Here it comes!
**[04:12] Torii**
Come on! Over here!
**[04:15] Torii**
Yes!
**[04:23] Torii**
Uh, hey...
**[04:27] Torii**
It's... not coming.
**[04:30] Yotsuya**
Damn. Are they being cautious
because of the volcanic bombs?
**[04:37] Yotsuya**
Plan two. Let's go.
**[04:40] Islander 1**
Hey! Over here!
**[04:42] Islander 4**
Over here!
**[04:43] Islander 4**
Bring it on!
**[04:45] Islander 1**
We'll take ya!
**[04:47] Islander 4**
C'mon! Whatsa matter?!
**[04:53] Islander 1**
We gotta run!
**[04:54] Islander 4**
No way! We're doin' our job!
**[04:57] Yotsuya**
*Five,*
**[04:58] Yotsuya**
*four,*
**[04:59] Yotsuya**
*three,*
**[05:00] Yotsuya**
*two,*
**[05:01] Yotsuya**
*one!*
**[05:10] Yotsuya**
Yes! I did some dama—
**[05:14] Torii**
I'm behind ya!
**[05:23] Yotsuya**
*Plan two didn't work, either...*
**[05:27] Yotsuya**
*Wait, seriously?!*
**[05:31] Yotsuya**
*If it eats any vital organs, he won't revive!*
**[05:42] Yotsuya**
*A child?*
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
*The orc's?*
**[05:45] Yotsuya**
*It has hair.*
**[05:47] Yotsuya**
* Is that who the orcs in the*
* castle are protecting?*
**[05:51] Aoiu**
An orc child?
**[05:53] Yotsuya**
Yeah, but it was a little different.
**[05:56] Yotsuya**
It had hair on its head.
**[05:59] Aoiu**
That's... the next queen!
**[06:01] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[06:02] Aoiu**
Most orcs are male, other than the queen,
**[06:05] Aoiu**
and the males don't have hair on their heads.
**[06:08] Aoiu**
But the queen is different.
**[06:11] Aoiu**
A queen can give birth to about a
hundred babies in her lifetime.
**[06:15] Aoiu**
About five of those are female,
**[06:17] Aoiu**
and if each of those females
births another hundred...
**[06:24] Torii**
Damn, they'll multiply like crazy.
**[06:27] Yotsuya**
You really know a lot about orcs.
**[06:30] Aoiu**
I wanted to know as much as I could,
**[06:32] Aoiu**
so I read a book we imported
called *All About Orcs*.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Aoiu**
L-Leg...
**[06:40] Yotsuya**
What else did the book say?
**[06:43] Aoiu**
Um... It said the orcs have
their own language...
**[06:47] Yotsuya**
What kind of language?
**[06:48] Aoiu**
Huh?!
**[06:49] Aoiu**
Uh... I only really remember one phrase...
**[06:53] Yotsuya**
Say that phrase to the orcs.
**[06:56] Aoiu**
What?!
**[06:57] Aoiu**
I-I can't!
**[06:59] Aoiu**
I mean... I mean...
***SIGN*** D i k T h r o b b
**[07:15] Queen**
You can just stay hidden inside.
**[07:18] Queen**
I'll use you as food on my voyage.
**[07:28] Queen**
It looks like this island is about to sink.
**[07:32] Queen**
Which is why...
**[07:34] Queen**
I must go and collect my family.
**[07:50] Queen**
How did you...
**[07:57] Queen**
What do you want?
**[07:58] Queen**
Say something!
**[08:02] Queen**
*That huge blade will be a problem.*
**[08:05] Queen**
* But if I can get him to swing*
* and miss with it once...*
**[08:09] Queen**
*I can beat him.*
**[08:15] Yotsuya**
Whatever you do, don't flip
over backwards or you're dead.
**[08:19] Torii**
I know, I know.
**[08:20] Aoiu**
Are y'all really gonna do this?
**[08:23] Yotsuya**
I want to distract the
orcs as much as possible.
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
Please help me.
**[08:27] Aoiu**
G-Got it!
**[08:30] Torii**
I can't believe you even thought
to use something like this.
**[08:35] Torii**
You really are amazing.
**[08:39] Yotsuya**
*I never compliment other people, do I?*
**[08:42] Yotsuya**
* I think Torii's amazing for*
* being able to do it so easily.*
**[08:46] Yotsuya**
*What makes us different?*
**[08:48] Yotsuya**
* Communication skills?*
* Interest in others? Pride?*
**[08:52] Yotsuya**
*No, it's all of that.*
**[08:55] Yotsuya**
*No matter who I'm with, I'm always alone.*
**[08:58] Yotsuya**
* I hate everyone,*
* whether they hate me or not.*
**[09:02] Yotsuya**
* My hatred for humanity started*
* with a hatred for people like me.*
**[09:06] Yotsuya**
* But since he's nothing like me,*
* he doesn't fit in that category.*
**[09:11] Yotsuya**
*So even if I approved of him...*
**[09:19] Torii**
Looks like everything's ready.
**[09:22] Torii**
Let's kill 'em good and dead!
**[09:25] Yotsuya**
*Well, whatever. That can wait.*
**[09:32] Aoiu**
D*k throbb!
***SIGN*** "No, I am leg hair"
**[09:36] Voice**
*No, I am leg hair.*
**[09:40] Aoiu**
D*k throbb!
***SIGN*** "No, I am leg hair"
**[09:42] Voice**
*No, I am leg hair.*
**[09:46] Aoiu**
D*k throbb! D*k throbb!
**[09:50] Torii**
She's 25 years old, and she's
screaming that! What a riot!
**[09:54] Yotsuya**
*Focus, damn it!*
**[09:59] Aoiu**
D*k throbb! D*k throbb!
**[10:13] Yotsuya**
Go!
**[10:15] Torii**
My d*k...
**[10:17] Torii**
is definitely throbbin'!
**[10:35] Torii**
Yes! Our lava attack worked!
**[10:49] Toki**
Looks like it's going to be a bit
longer before the bullets are done...
**[10:55] Toki**
Hey!
**[10:58] Toki**
I just thought of something!
**[11:00] Toki**
Wait here!
**[11:02] Hako**
Okay.
**[11:10] Hako**
Are you all right?
**[11:12] Gramps**
I-I'm fine. Sorry. Guess it's my age...
**[11:23] Yana**
*What is this suffocating feeling?*
**[11:27] Yana**
*Everyone just suddenly...*
**[11:29] Yana**
*Wait, is this...*
**[11:39] Yana**
Our life force...
**[11:41] Yana**
Our life force, and the life
force of everyone who died today
**[11:45] Yana**
is being drained?
**[11:48] Katz**
You can see the flow of life force?
**[11:51] Yana**
Väikedaam can use magic, just a little bit.
**[11:56] Yana**
But who is...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Sports very long arms, as
the name suggests. It stands
about three meters tall with
arms reaching about two
meters, and it can live about
40 years. Most have a threat
level of D, but the queen's
threat level is C due to her
larger body and higher
intelligence. They primarily
speak in Orcish, their own
unique language, but some
queens can speak the
human language, as well.
**[12:16] Queen**
*This pressure...*
**[12:19] Queen**
* As long as he has that huge sword,*
* I can't attack carelessly.*
**[12:29] Queen**
*Three...*
**[12:31] Queen**
*Two...*
**[12:32] Queen**
*One.*
**[12:40] Queen**
*He's mine!*
**[12:52] Queen**
I've won.
**[13:06] Queen**
How did you...
**[13:10] Shindou**
You didn't know?
**[13:11] Shindou**
Heroes don't die.
**[13:31] Shindou**
*I don't need armor.*
**[13:32] Shindou**
*I can't stop an attack from an orc, anyway.*
**[13:37] Shindou**
*So I'll keep it light!*
**[13:44] Shindou**
*I dodged her!*
**[13:46] Shindou**
*My heart's pounding!*
**[13:49] Shindou**
* It's no use trying to cut*
* through her in one swing.*
**[13:51] Shindou**
* All I can do is keep cutting through*
* one layer of flesh at a time.*
**[14:03] Hako**
Are you all right?
**[14:05] Islander 2**
Yeah...
**[14:08] Hako**
Gramps!
**[14:12] Hako**
Gramps!
**[14:18] Hako**
*He's burning up...*
**[14:19] Hako**
* His breathing is heavy,*
* and he's unconscious.*
**[14:28] Hako**
* I have to at least get him to*
* where there's some wind...*
**[14:35] Toki**
Hot, hot, hot!
**[14:37] Hako**
Yuka-chan?!
**[14:39] Toki**
Look!
**[14:40] Toki**
I was able to get just one
back from an orc's body!
**[14:44] Toki**
Catch!
**[14:46] Hako**
Huh?!
**[14:47] Hako**
H-Hang on! I'm not very good at...
**[15:08] Hako**
Yuka-chan!
**[15:09] Toki**
I'll be back.
**[15:15] Gramps**
The Orc Eater...
**[15:17] Toki**
You're awake?
**[15:19] Gramps**
Let's draw the bow... together.
**[15:23] Gramps**
You got a bullet back, right?
**[15:25] Hako**
Thank you...
**[15:28] Hako**
But please don't push yourself too hard.
**[15:32] Gramps**
You are a kind girl.
**[15:51] Queen**
That stings...
**[15:53] Queen**
Before the hero comes back to life...
**[15:57] Queen**
I'll finish killing that one!
**[16:01] Queen**
You were strong.
**[16:04] Queen**
But...
**[16:06] Shindou**
Thanzamer-san!
**[16:07] Queen**
Farewell!
**[16:26] Shindou**
I get it.
**[16:28] Shindou**
The waves tossed the boat onto the
island before we even realized it.
**[16:36] Queen**
*I have to go...*
**[16:42] Queen**
*and collect them...*
**[16:45] Queen**
*Mama is coming...*
**[16:56] Queen**
*I will protect you...*
**[17:03] Queen**
*My family...*
**[17:14] Shindou**
We won!
**[17:19] Hako**
It's heading right for the lava!
**[17:25] Shindou**
What can I...
**[17:28] Shindou**
Thanzamer-san?!
**[17:30] Thanzammer**
Stop!
**[17:46] Yotsuya**
*I hate humans.*
**[17:58] Yotsuya**
* I hate them because they're*
* the only species on Earth*
**[18:01] Yotsuya**
* that kills other living*
* things out of malice.*
**[18:07] Yotsuya**
*I hate them because they kill things*
**[18:09] Yotsuya**
*that are inconvenient to them if left alive.*
**[18:22] Yotsuya**
*But...*
**[18:24] Yotsuya**
*I have to kill you guys*
**[18:27] Yotsuya**
*for my own convenience.*
**[18:34] Yotsuya**
*So...*
**[18:39] Yotsuya**
*feel free to hate me.*
**[18:49] Yotsuya**
So long.
**[19:16] Yotsuya**
*I'm so weak.*
**[19:20] Yotsuya**
*Weaker than anyone.*
**[20:55] Torii**
What's this? Why do you look so glum?
**[20:58] Yotsuya**
No reason.
**[21:01] Aoiu**
The wave's receded.
**[21:04] Aoiu**
Actually, there's somethin'
that's been botherin' me.
**[21:07] Torii**
What is it?
**[21:09] Aoiu**
Five years ago, there was a shipwreck there.
**[21:13] Torii**
Shit got wrecked?
**[21:15] Torii**
Oh, a shipwreck...
**[21:18] Aoiu**
The one the Orc Queen was riding...
**[21:21] Aoiu**
No, the one she was bein' held on.
**[21:23] Yotsuya**
Huh? Being held?
**[21:26] Aoiu**
There was a big cage on the ship that they
thought the queen was imprisoned in.
**[21:32] Aoiu**
She'd been caught by someone
and put on that ship,
**[21:36] Aoiu**
and she broke out along the way.
**[21:40] Aoiu**
Then the ship, carryin' nobody but
the queen, reached the island.
**[21:45] Aoiu**
There was no sign of blood,
**[21:47] Aoiu**
so we think the crew escaped
before she could eat 'em.
**[21:53] Aoiu**
But there was nothin' on that
ship that showed whose it was.
**[21:58] Aoiu**
It couldn't have docked
at any port like that.
**[22:02] Torii**
What does that mean?
**[22:04] Yotsuya**
Most likely, they planned to either secretly
sell the orc as a weapon or rare beast
**[22:09] Yotsuya**
or send her to an enemy nation.
**[22:12] Torii**
Oh, so maybe she was sent to
this island to destroy it?
**[22:18] Aoiu**
Th-That... couldn't be...
**[22:22] Yotsuya**
We have no way to find out,
**[22:24] Yotsuya**
so we'll put that idea on hold for now.
**[22:27] Yotsuya**
Is there anything else
that seems odd to you?
**[22:30] Aoiu**
Actually, for some reason,
everyone's life force is bein' drained.
**[22:35] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[22:36] Aoiu**
We Väikedaam can see it 'cause
we can use magic a little.
**[22:40] Aoiu**
Everyone's life force is bein' sucked
away toward the mountaintop.
**[22:47] Yotsuya**
You're right!
**[22:50] Yotsuya**
But why the mountaintop?
**[22:53] Yotsuya**
The dragon!
**[22:55] Torii**
All right! You can count
on us to look into that.
**[23:25] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Katz Is Cunningly Cute
***SIGN*** Thanzamer's First Errand
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
Regular Contributor
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Katz Is Cunningly Cute,"
**[23:28] GM**
"Thanzamer's First Errand,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
Regular Contributor," three altogeth.
**[23:34] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:38] GM**
Bye!
# E18 - All They Can Do Is Look Up at It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PK81/all-they-can-do-is-look-up-at-it)
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**[00:15] Thanzamer**
*I hated this island.*
**[00:18] Thanzamer**
*It was too cramped.*
**[00:21] Thanzamer**
* The land was cramped,*
* the relationships were cramped...*
**[00:25] Thanzamer**
* The adults knew nothing*
* of the outside world,*
**[00:27] Thanzamer**
*and they refused to learn.*
**[00:29] Thanzamer**
* They just lived peaceful*
* lives and then died.*
**[00:33] Thanzamer**
*Everything around me felt so small.*
**[00:36] Thanzamer**
*I felt like I was suffocating.*
**[00:40] Thanzamer**
*I couldn't stand it.*
**[00:42] Thanzamer**
* A far more amazing world*
* lay beyond the sea.*
**[00:46] Thanzamer**
* A place where I could burn off my*
* energy and pursue my own potential.*
**[00:51] Thanzamer**
*So I...*
**[01:06] Thanzamer**
*became a mercenary.*
**[01:10] Thanzamer**
*That was fifteen years ago.*
**[01:12] Thanzamer**
* As I hopped from one nation to*
* the next, I realized something.*
**[01:17] Thanzamer**
* In some places, there were people*
* fighting for peace in their homelands.*
**[01:21] Thanzamer**
* In other places, people fought*
* to keep their families,*
**[01:24] Thanzamer**
*their friends, and their loved ones safe.*
**[01:29] Thanzamer**
*That tiny, cramped island,*
**[01:31] Thanzamer**
*Jiffon Island, the land that saw no wars,*
**[01:34] Thanzamer**
*was the home they wanted.*
**[01:38] (Flashback) Thanzamer**
Talk about ironic.
**[01:43] Thanzamer**
Stop!
**[01:46] Thanzamer**
* Who knew I'd learn that*
* after abandoning it?*
**[02:00] Thanzamer**
*To me, this island is...*
**[03:42] Torii**
You look so dumb.
**[03:44] Torii**
The sounds that makes are way too cool.
**[03:53] Torii**
What're you doing out here?
**[03:56] Raji**
Great Hero...
**[03:57] Torii**
Weren't you on the boat?
**[03:59] Raji**
Yes. My name's Raji.
**[04:02] Raji**
I was just inspecting the land, but...
**[04:06] Raji**
I ended up stranded here.
**[04:08] Yotsuya**
You should get off the
mountain while you can.
**[04:11] Yotsuya**
Poisonous volcanic gases will probably
be drifting down here soon.
**[04:16] Raji**
Y-Yes, you're right. I'll do that.
**[04:20] Raji**
Um, where are you two headed?
**[04:22] Torii**
Oh, just...
**[04:24] Torii**
to do some hero work.
**[04:33] Yotsuya**
* That dragon is definitely the one sucking*
* the life force out of the islanders.*
**[04:38] Yotsuya**
*But why? And why right now?*
**[04:43] Torii**
Hey, look!
**[04:50] Yotsuya**
*Is that...*
**[04:51] Torii**
There you are, dragon!
**[04:53] Torii**
Die!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[05:06] Yotsuya**
*Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! No way in hell!*
**[05:09] Yotsuya**
*There's no way I can beat that thing now!*
**[05:11] Yotsuya**
*If I can't beat it, so I won't beat it!*
**[05:13] Yotsuya**
* Is there a way to drive it*
* back without beating it?*
**[05:16] Yotsuya**
*What does it want, anyway?*
**[05:18] Yotsuya**
* Sucking out life force...*
* to replenish its energy?*
**[05:22] Yotsuya**
*Is this basically how it eats?*
**[05:24] Yotsuya**
*If it is...*
**[05:25] Yotsuya**
* That attack it just used would've*
* been a waste of energy.*
**[05:29] Yotsuya**
*There'd be no point in replenishing it.*
**[05:31] Yotsuya**
* Is that why it's staying on the*
* mountaintop and not chasing us?*
**[05:34] Yotsuya**
*Which would mean...*
**[05:37] Yotsuya**
* Maybe it's an extremely*
* energy-inefficient creature?*
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
* If I zombie myself to get it to*
* keep breathing a bunch of fire,*
**[05:45] Yotsuya**
*will it use up its MP and grow weak?*
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
*No...*
**[05:50] Yotsuya**
*That won't work.*
**[05:51] Yotsuya**
* It would suck out all the islanders'*
* life force before that.*
**[05:55] Yotsuya**
*What can I do?*
**[05:58] Yotsuya**
*For every type of magic user,*
**[06:00] Yotsuya**
* the closer you are to the target you're*
* taking MP from, the better it works.*
**[06:05] Yotsuya**
*If the same rule applies to the dragon...*
**[06:09] Katz**
They all look even worse than before.
**[06:12] Katz**
Why is this happening?
**[06:13] Yana**
Someone's castin' magic on 'em.
**[06:16] Katz**
Magic?
**[06:17] Yana**
Drain magic.
**[06:18] Yana**
It's high-level magic that only
powerful sorcerers can use.
**[06:21] Katz**
Yana, Väikedaam can use magic, right?
**[06:25] Katz**
Isn't there anything you can do?
**[06:27] Katz**
Ow...
**[06:28] Yana**
Our magic ain't nearly strong enough to face
such a high-level magic user head-on.
**[06:33] Yana**
If I at least knew the spell,
**[06:35] Yana**
I could stop it from suckin'
out people's strength...
**[06:39] Yotsuya**
* First, I have to get all the*
* islanders away from the island!*
**[06:42] Yotsuya**
* That's the best way to drive*
* it back without fighting!*
**[06:46] Yotsuya**
*He's still there?!*
**[06:54] Yotsuya**
*I had to get a little violent...*
**[06:56] Yotsuya**
*But I can't afford to waste any time!*
**[07:03] Raji**
Well done, Hero. You figured it out.
**[07:06] Raji**
You're right.
**[07:07] Raji**
I am the Dragon Bishop who
summoned the Darassuede Dragon.
**[07:12] Raji**
There's a canyon up ahead, and you're...
**[07:14] Raji**
dropping... me... into... it?!
**[07:21] Raji**
Huh?
**[07:22] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:24] Both**
Huh?
**[07:27] Both**
Huh?
**[07:32] Both**
Huh?
**[07:34] Both**
Huh?!
**[07:37] Raji**
You didn't actually know?!
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
Well, I do now!
**[07:41] Yotsuya**
I'm not totally sure
what's going on, but...
**[07:43] Yotsuya**
Dragon Bishop?
**[07:46] Yotsuya**
Summoned?
**[07:48] Yotsuya**
Does that mean...
**[07:51] Yotsuya**
You're the one who brought
the orcs to this island?!
**[08:00] Raji**
Apprevio... Exflanma...
**[08:06] Yotsuya**
* Magic users in this world have to*
* recite incantations to use spells!*
**[08:10] Raji**
Ignisfit...
**[08:12] Yotsuya**
*So while he's doing that...*
**[08:13] Raji**
Breath of Fire!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
**[08:18] Yotsuya**
*That was one quick incantation!*
**[08:21] Yotsuya**
I'm back!
**[08:25] Yotsuya**
*I've already been killed three times.*
**[08:27] Yotsuya**
* On top of being an instant kill,*
* his magic is way too hard to dodge!*
**[08:35] Yotsuya**
*Go, Torii!*
**[08:36] Torii**
Take that!
**[08:38] Torii**
The bastard dodged it!
**[08:39] Yotsuya**
*Damn it! Sneak attacks won't work, either?!*
**[08:42] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[08:43] Torii**
Yo, so... he's an enemy, right?
**[08:45] Raji**
Abeavalanche, oledograkiesims...
**[08:46] Yotsuya**
Yes, he is, but why did you come here?!
**[08:48] Yotsuya**
We could have surrounded him!
**[08:50] Yotsuya**
Uh...
**[08:52] Raji**
Cold Breath!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[08:58] Raji**
I had heard that heroes don't die.
**[09:00] Raji**
This is a waste of my time.
**[09:07] Yotsuya**
* The ones we really can't allow to*
* be attacked are the Väikedaam.*
**[09:11] Yotsuya**
Wait, is he gonna...
**[09:16] Aoiu**
Who's there?!
**[09:18] Raji**
Tch, I missed.
**[09:19] Aoiu**
Huh? You're... Raji from block three?!
**[09:23] Raji**
Aoiu, I have nothing against you,
**[09:25] Raji**
but to keep the heroes
quiet, I need you to die.
**[09:29] Raji**
Apprevio... Exflanma... Ignisfit...
**[09:32] Raji**
Breath of Fire!
**[09:38] Aoiu**
* I can't believe Raji turned*
* out to be a magic user.*
**[09:41] Aoiu**
* There's no way I'll stand a chance*
* against his strength by myself.*
**[09:46] Aoiu**
*Raji from block three...*
**[09:48] Aoiu**
*The child prodigy who learned to stand, walk,*
**[09:51] Aoiu**
*and talk faster than any of the other kids.*
**[09:53] Aoiu**
* He earned everyone's respect*
* as a design engineer...*
**[09:57] Aoiu**
*That's right!*
**[09:58] Aoiu**
* The one who started saying*
* we should build houses*
**[10:00] Aoiu**
* on the land that the lava*
* swallowed up was...*
**[10:03] (Flashback) Raji**
Yes, it's all right.
**[10:05] (Flashback) Raji**
The development of our island is what
we should all be working toward.
**[10:11] Aoiu**
How long...
**[10:13] Aoiu**
Tell me!
**[10:14] Aoiu**
How long have you been planning all this?!
**[10:18] Raji**
Apprevio...
**[10:20] Aoiu**
* The mastermind was on*
* this island all along!*
**[10:23] Aoiu**
* Yet we brought mercenaries out here*
* an' waged war on the orcs...*
**[10:28] Aoiu**
*and let so many die.*
**[10:33] Aoiu**
*It's all our fault...*
**[10:35] Raji**
Ignisfit...
**[10:39] Raji**
Breath of Fire!
**[10:45] Yotsuya**
Ow, that's hot!
**[10:49] Aoiu**
*Great Hero?*
**[10:50] Raji**
I knew you'd show up.
**[10:52] Yotsuya**
This way!
**[10:55] Aoiu**
*Why? Why are you...*
**[10:59] Aoiu**
* After all the awful stuff*
* we put you through...*
**[11:11] Yotsuya**
Aoiu-san.
**[11:15] Yotsuya**
I need to ask for a favor.
**[11:22] Raji**
Oh?
**[11:23] Raji**
You're finally giving up? Then, die now!
**[11:27] Raji**
Breath of...
**[11:29] Both**
Raji!
**[11:31] Both**
Don't move!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Each component of a Wizard's gear is made with a
piece of amber containing a part of one of three
magical bugs, a salamander, a gnome, or a sylphid,
as a catalyst. The catalyst can boost the strength of
the magic of all Wizards who touch it. Because
Väikedaam undergo a slight degree of magic training,
they also possess a creature magic catalyst.
**[11:42] Yotsuya**
* Creature magic can increase the*
* persuasiveness of one's words.*
**[11:46] Yotsuya**
* My magic and Aoiu-san's might*
* not be enough individually,*
**[11:49] Yotsuya**
* but if we use magic with the same catalyst,*
* which works as an amplifier...*
**[12:01] Torii**
Damn it! Don't block it!
**[12:06] Yotsuya**
Torii!
**[12:07] Yotsuya**
After him!
**[12:08] Torii**
R-Right!
**[12:14] Aoiu**
When he did that...
**[12:18] Aoiu**
I thought you were gonna kiss
me for a second, Yuusuke...
**[12:27] Torii**
What the hell is that? Nobody told
me there'd be stuff like that!
**[12:34] Aoiu**
I ain't never seen it before.
**[12:35] Aoiu**
Raji prob'ly dropped it when he ran off.
**[12:38] Yotsuya**
Medicine? No... some kind of magic tool?
**[12:41] Torii**
Huh?
**[12:43] Torii**
I've seen this flashy color
somewhere before...
**[12:48] Torii**
Oh, yeah!
**[12:51] Torii**
See?
**[12:53] Yotsuya**
"See" what?
**[12:57] Yotsuya**
You saw it back then?
**[12:58] Torii**
I've got a great memory, huh?
**[13:00] Yotsuya**
Took you too long to recall it, though.
**[13:04] Katz**
What is it?
**[13:05] Yana**
The absorption of power has weakened.
**[13:08] Yana**
The flow has changed...
**[13:10] Yana**
Could this be...
**[13:13] Yana**
It is! No doubt about it!
**[13:16] Katz**
Yana?
**[13:24] Yana**
There it is!
**[13:28] Yana**
The six-star magic circle! I knew it!
**[13:30] Katz**
Six-star magic circle?
**[13:32] Yana**
Yeah. We gotta erase it!
**[13:35] Katz**
Okay!
**[13:39] Katz**
I feel a lot better now.
**[13:41] Yana**
It ain't over yet, though.
**[13:43] Yana**
This magic absorbs life force through
six magic circles on the island.
**[13:48] Katz**
Then, when the flow of that life
force changed earlier...
**[13:51] Yana**
Someone erased one of the
other magic circles.
**[13:54] Yana**
I bet it was Aoiu.
**[13:57] Katz**
Then, let's erase the rest ourselves!
**[14:00] Yana**
Huh?
**[14:00] Yana**
We can hardly erase 'em if we
don't know where they are.
**[14:04] Yana**
We just gonna follow the flow of
life force and hope we find 'em?
**[14:08] Katz**
That won't be necessary.
**[14:11] Yana**
Is that Jiffon Island?
**[14:13] Katz**
Yes. I made it after I
arrived on the island.
**[14:16] Katz**
I'm good at making maps.
**[14:18] Yana**
You're more than good.
That's the work of a pro.
**[14:23] Katz**
Life force is sent to the mountaintop
through six magic circles...
**[14:28] Katz**
Which means they're most likely
to be near the mountain.
**[14:31] Katz**
If they're spaced out evenly,
**[14:32] Katz**
and the one we just erased is here...
**[14:37] Katz**
Excellent!
**[14:38] Katz**
Now I know the radius of the concentric
circles with the mountain at their center.
**[14:43] Katz**
Now if we divide this into six equal
parts at sixty-degree angles...
**[14:48] Katz**
The elevation differences
make it a challenge,
**[14:51] Katz**
but you can't fool these eyes of mine!
**[14:55] Katz**
Mapmaking is so much more
fun than fighting!
**[15:00] Yana**
Why is this guy workin'
as a mercenary, anyway?
**[15:02] Katz**
It's done!
**[15:04] Katz**
These are the locations
of the remaining four!
**[15:26] Katz**
That takes care of the last one.
**[15:28] Yana**
That should remove the magic.
**[15:31] Yana**
If this stops it from suckin'
out the life force...
**[15:53] Katz**
What was that sound?
**[15:54] Yana**
The dragon's headin' back...
**[15:56] Aoiu**
...toward the mountain.
**[16:13] Shindou**
It's over.
**[16:19] Shindou**
We won, Cantil-san.
**[16:42] Yotsuya**
*"I hate this island."*
**[16:44] Yotsuya**
*Even as he said that,*
**[16:46] Yotsuya**
* the one who stopped the boat from burning*
* and saved the island's future was...*
**[16:52] Yotsuya**
Thanza-san...
**[17:11] Yotsuya**
* Love and hate are two*
* sides of the same coin.*
**[17:14] Yotsuya**
* I don't want to admit it,*
* but I'm not totally indifferent.*
**[17:19] Yotsuya**
*I...*
**[17:23] Yotsuya**
*I hate humans.*
**[17:28] Yotsuya**
Thank you for all you did.
**[17:40] Torii**
"Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania."
**[17:43] Torii**
That clears the quest!
**[17:46] Yana**
We're only able to throw this
festival 'cause of you heroes.
**[17:51] Aoiu**
We thank ya on behalf of all the islanders.
**[17:53] Yotsuya**
No need for that.
**[17:55] Yotsuya**
We only did it to fulfill our own goals.
**[17:58] Aoiu**
Still...
**[18:00] Aoiu**
We'll never forget!
**[18:02] Aoiu**
Everything we've experienced,
everything we still need to learn...
**[18:06] Aoiu**
As Väikedaam, we'll hand it all
down to the next generation!
**[18:13] Yana**
Aoiu, it's time.
**[18:15] Aoiu**
Oh... Right.
**[18:23] Aoiu**
If only you were from this world,
**[18:27] Aoiu**
I would've wanted to retire
by marrying you...
**[18:30] Yotsuya**
Wh-Wha... uh... er...
**[18:36] Aoiu**
Well, take care!
**[18:45] Torii**
So lame! You're such a virgin!
Look how shifty you're acting!
**[18:55] Toki**
First Kahvel-san, now her...
**[18:56] Toki**
Why is a guy like him so
popular in this world?
**[19:00] Shindou**
Who knows? Maybe because
he's not as reserved here?
**[19:04] Hako**
I think it's because he treated
them like real people.
**[19:08] Hako**
Unlike how he treats us.
**[19:18] Cantil**
*I've been adrift for more than a day.*
**[19:21] Cantil**
*Maybe this is the end of the road for me...*
**[19:26] Cantil**
Oh!
**[19:27] Cantil**
Hey!
**[19:29] Raji**
Huh?
**[19:30] Raji**
One of the mercenaries from the island?
**[19:32] Raji**
They said he was a former general,
**[19:34] Raji**
but look how far he's fallen.
**[19:41] Raji**
Wha—
**[19:43] Fahtina**
Cool!
**[19:52] Cantil**
* What was that? What in*
* the world just happened?*
**[19:54] Cantil**
*And was that powerful magic...*
**[20:00] Cantil**
You're...
**[20:02] Cantil**
The great sorceress Fahtina?
**[20:06] Fahtina**
What's this? Have we met?
***SIGN*** All They Can Do Is Look Up at It
**[21:58] Yotsuya**
*Nothing beats being in my own hometown.*
**[22:02] (Flashback) GM**
Now, as your reward for clearing
the quest, you may ask one ques.
**[22:08] (Flashback) Torii**
Hey.
**[22:09] (Flashback) Torii**
What was that Dragon Bishop trying to do?
**[22:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
That's your question?!
**[22:14] (Flashback) GM**
Revive the dragon!
**[22:19] (Flashback) GM**
Bye!
**[22:19] (Flashback) Torii**
Wait, that's it?
**[22:23] Yotsuya**
*Revive the dragon...*
**[22:25] Yotsuya**
* So was the scene I saw after clearing*
* the third quest a possible future?*
**[22:35] Yotsuya**
* Frankly, at the time, I wouldn't have*
* cared if Tokyo had been destroyed,*
**[22:40] Yotsuya**
*but if that future comes to pass...*
**[22:42] Yotsuya**
*this place won't be safe, either.*
**[22:47] Yotsuya**
* He fought until the very end*
* to protect his homeland.*
**[22:53] Yotsuya**
*And I...*
**[22:54] GirlMaster**
Hi.
**[22:55] Yotsuya**
Whoa, you scared me!
**[22:57] GirlMaster**
One of the people you will meet in
the near future will be the sixth.
**[23:01] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[23:02] GirlMaster**
Bye.
**[23:03] Yotsuya**
Hey, hang on!
***SIGN*** Calling
**[23:08] Friend 1**
Hey, Yuusuke!
**[23:10] Friend 2**
How've ya been?
**[23:12] Yotsuya**
Hey, long time no see.
**[23:13] Yotsuya**
Wait, who's this?
**[23:15] Friend 1**
Uh...
**[23:16] Glenda**
I came here 'cause the
white girl told me so.
**[23:20] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[23:21] Glenda**
Are you Yuusuke Yotsuya?
**[23:24] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Shindou Heads to Hollywood!?
***SIGN*** The New Hero, Yotsuya's Grandma!
***SIGN*** The Kingdom of Goldia's
Three-Round Cooking Contest
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Shindou Heads to Hollywood!?"
**[23:28] GM**
"The New Hero, Yotsuya's Grandma!"
**[23:30] GM**
and "The Kingdom of Goldia's Three-Round
Cooking Contest," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:37] GM**
Shining...
# E19 - A Short Film and the Sixth Hero
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DE2G/a-short-film-and-the-sixth-hero)
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**[00:02] Hako**
Eek!
**[00:04] Hako**
Somebody help!
**[00:07] Hako**
Are you... a hero?
**[00:18] Shindou**
So this... is a battle...
**[00:21] Shindou**
But in order to return to my own world,
**[00:26] Shindou**
I have no choice but to fight!
**[02:02] Glenda**
I came here 'cause the
white girl told me so.
**[02:05] Glenda**
Are you Yuusuke Yotsuya?
**[02:08] Yotsuya**
*How does she know my name?*
**[02:11] Glenda**
I will judge you.
**[02:13] Glenda**
That's what the white girl told me to do.
**[02:15] Yotsuya**
White girl? Wait, you mean...
**[02:19] (Flashback) GirlMaster**
One of the people you will meet in
the near future will be the sixth.
**[02:25] Glenda**
I'm Glenda, 'cause I take videos of you.
**[02:30] Yotsuya**
*Is she the sixth?*
***SIGN*** I'm a videographer, you see.
**[02:40] Yotsuya**
*Okay, but...*
**[02:42] Yotsuya**
*Why did she come to my grandpa's house?*
**[02:44] Glenda**
I'm traveling the world to
make an independent film.
**[02:47] Yotsuya**
Um...
**[02:48] Glenda**
Yes?
**[02:49] Yotsuya**
So... Glenda-san...
**[02:51] Glenda**
You can call me Glen.
**[02:53] Yotsuya**
Glen-san, have you been to the
other world several times?
**[02:56] Glenda**
No, I've never been there.
**[02:58] Yotsuya**
Huh? Then...
**[03:00] Yotsuya**
I guess sometimes the Game Master shows
up before we're transported there?
**[03:05] Glenda**
It's probably because I
already knew about you guys.
**[03:10] Yotsuya**
You did?
**[03:11] Glenda**
I know four people online who insist
they've been to another world and back.
**[03:16] Yotsuya**
Four?!
**[03:17] Yotsuya**
*Which means...*
**[03:19] Yotsuya**
*Everyone but me?*
**[03:21] Glenda**
One's American, one's French,
**[03:23] Glenda**
one's Egyptian, and one's Japanese.
**[03:27] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[03:28] Glenda**
They've each described a world
that's perfectly identical
**[03:30] Glenda**
to what the other three describe,
down to the smallest detail.
**[03:34] Glenda**
Of course, none of them have
any other sort of connection.
**[03:38] Yotsuya**
That must mean the Master
appeared to them, too...
**[03:42] Yotsuya**
And it's not just the five of us?
**[03:44] Glenda**
The Japanese person's username is Yukarion.
**[03:48] Glenda**
Ring any bells?
**[03:52] Yotsuya**
*That's her.*
**[03:53] Glenda**
I liked this French woman.
Her looks were just my type.
**[03:57] Yotsuya**
Your type?
**[03:58] Glenda**
I'm only interested in women.
**[04:01] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[04:02] Yotsuya**
*Did she just casually come out?*
**[04:04] Glenda**
But sadly, she passed away.
**[04:07] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[04:09] Glenda**
Heart failure, apparently.
**[04:11] Glenda**
The last comment she left said,
"Cleared the fourth round.
**[04:14] Glenda**
Now the fifth round is about to start."
**[04:18] Yotsuya**
*She failed a quest?!*
**[04:20] Yotsuya**
Is there any way to contact these people?
**[04:23] Glenda**
I tried it,
**[04:25] Glenda**
by posting comments on each of their videos.
**[04:29] Yotsuya**
*Of course.*
**[04:31] Glenda**
But none of them have replied.
**[04:33] Glenda**
I don't know if they missed my
comments or just ignored them,
**[04:37] Glenda**
or perhaps...
**[04:39] Yotsuya**
They failed?
**[04:42] Glenda**
So why don't we start
posting stuff ourselves?
**[04:46] Yotsuya**
Posting?
**[04:47] Glenda**
Remember what I said before?
**[04:49] Glenda**
Let me take videos of you.
**[04:57] Glenda**
We have such cute visitors!
**[05:00] Hako**
U-Um... My name is... uh...
**[05:01] Shindou**
Uh... I'm... Shindou!
**[05:05] Friend 1**
Yo, Yuusuke, who are these two?
**[05:08] Friend 2**
Your g-girlfriend?
**[05:10] Friend 3**
Which one, though?
**[05:11] Friend 3**
Surely not both of them, right?
**[05:13] Glenda**
The actors have come together!
**[05:13] Yotsuya**
Naw, they're just classmates.
**[05:19] Hako**
*She's the real deal.*
**[05:21] Yotsuya**
I just brought 'em out 'cause
we need 'em for our video.
**[05:25] Shindou**
Wow...
**[05:26] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[05:27] Shindou**
So you speak in the local dialect
when you're back home, huh?
**[05:31] Yotsuya**
What difference does that make?
**[05:35] Shindou**
Hi.
**[05:36] Friend 1**
Uh...
**[05:37] Friend 2**
Hi...
**[05:38] Friend 3**
H-Hello.
**[05:40] Yotsuya**
Anyway, that script I emailed you...
**[05:42] Shindou**
I read it.
**[05:43] Shindou**
You came up with a pretty good
reproduction of our adventures.
**[05:47] Yotsuya**
We don't have much time or funding,
**[05:49] Yotsuya**
but she says she'll take
care of everything else.
**[05:52] Friends**
Huh...
**[05:54] Friend 1**
I dunno if it's 'cause they're here or what,
**[05:57] Friend 1**
but did ya suddenly lose yer accent?
**[05:58] Friend 2**
Totally!
**[06:02] Yotsuya**
This is killing me...
**[06:04] Yotsuya**
*Glen's suggestion was...*
**[06:07] Shindou**
Well, I guess we don't *not* look like a warrior
and a citizen of another world... maybe?
**[06:13] Hako**
Yeah... I mean... sort of.
**[06:18] Glenda**
Action!
**[06:20] Shindou**
What is this place?! Who are you?!
**[06:23] Yotsuya**
* ...that we make a short*
* film of our experiences*
**[06:25] Yotsuya**
*and upload it to the internet.*
**[06:30] Yotsuya**
Game Master at your serv.
**[06:32] Yotsuya**
I will now explain the rules to.
**[06:37] Shindou**
G-Game? Rules?
**[06:40] Shindou**
What do you mean?
**[06:43] Yotsuya**
* But we have to present it in a way that*
* other players would recognize instantly.*
**[06:48] Hako**
Eek!
**[06:50] Hako**
Somebody help!
**[06:53] Hako**
Are you... a hero?
**[06:55] Shindou**
A hero?
**[06:57] Shindou**
Oh, I get it. I'm known
as a hero in this world!
**[07:03] Shindou**
I have to defeat these guys,
**[07:05] Shindou**
or I can't complete the quest I was given!
**[07:12] Shindou**
So this... is a battle...
**[07:15] Shindou**
But in order to return to my own world,
**[07:20] Shindou**
I have no choice but to fight!
**[07:22] Yotsuya**
* Considering the number of*
* views this stuff gets,*
**[07:24] Yotsuya**
* there's a good chance some players*
* will be among its viewers.*
**[07:28] Glenda**
Okay!
**[07:29] Hako**
That was great, Iu-chan! You were so cool!
**[07:36] Shindou**
I guess we made it work.
**[07:40] Shindou**
Long day, huh?
**[07:42] Yotsuya**
Thanks for coming all the way out here.
**[07:44] Shindou**
I had nothing else to do,
and it was pretty fun.
**[07:47] Shindou**
So about my pay...
**[07:50] Yotsuya**
Huh?!
**[07:50] Shindou**
I *am* an amateur model, you know.
**[07:53] Shindou**
How could you not pay me?
**[07:55] Yotsuya**
W-We talked about this, remember?
**[07:57] Yotsuya**
We're doing this for our own benefit!
**[07:59] Shindou**
Okay, then, just do one thing I ask,
and I'll let you off the hook.
**[08:03] Yotsuya**
Huh? Yeah, sure, that's fine.
**[08:06] Shindou**
No being polite.
**[08:08] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[08:09] Shindou**
When you're here, you're not just
speaking in your local dialect.
**[08:13] Shindou**
You're different in every way.
**[08:15] Shindou**
I want you to be like that around us, too.
**[08:21] Shindou**
And that concludes this business discussion!
**[08:24] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
* A few days later,*
* our short film was completed*
**[08:29] Yotsuya**
*and uploaded to a video site.*
**[08:31] Yotsuya**
*Then, ten days after its release...*
**[08:38] GM**
The occupation of the sixth
player, Glenda Carter, is...
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat)
***SIGN*** Warrior (Axe)
**[08:46] GM**
Warrior (Axe).
**[08:53] Torii**
A fourth Warrior, huh?
**[08:55] Torii**
But I use a spear, Iu-chan uses a sword,
**[08:58] Torii**
and Kusue-chan's a... huh?
**[09:00] Torii**
A Heavy Warrior?!
**[09:04] Hako**
That's an elite job.
**[09:06] Shindou**
Kusue, when did that happen?
**[09:08] Hako**
Oh, uh... on Jiffon Island...
**[09:11] Hako**
When the Orc Queen died.
***SIGN*** Warrior (Spear)
***SIGN*** Knight (Sword)
***SIGN*** Heavy
Warrior
(Sword)
***SIGN*** Elite Warrior (Sword)
**[09:16] (Flashback) GM**
Hakozaki Kusue: Heavy Warrior (Sword).
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Clothes
***SIGN*** Heavy Warrior (Sword) Clothes
**[09:21] Hako**
I put the armor back since
it's heavy, though.
**[09:27] Torii**
So even with all these Warriors,
there are no duplicates.
**[09:30] Yotsuya**
*Her stats are definitely high.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 142 l 0 142
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
***SIGN*** Heavy Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
***SIGN*** > 325%
> 290%
> 265%
> 220%
> 275%
***SIGN*** Health
Upper Body
Lower Body
Involuntary
Muscle
Strength
**[09:32] Yotsuya**
* Maybe she'll finally be strong*
* enough to keep up with us now?*
**[09:36] GM**
Now, your quest for the
fifth round is as fol.
***SIGN*** Reduce Rainbow Stair addiction in the
Kingdom of Goldia to less than 3%.
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 90 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[09:40] GM**
A: Reduce Rainbow Stair addiction in
the Kingdom of Goldia to less than 3%.
**[09:46] GM**
The time limit is 90 days.
***SIGN*** Stop the destruction of the village of Zagroth.
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 30 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[09:50] GM**
B: Stop the destruction of
the village of Zagroth.
**[09:53] GM**
The time limit is 30 days.
**[09:55] Hako**
Huh?
**[09:57] Shindou**
What... the heck?
**[10:00] GM**
You may choose whichever one you pref.
**[10:03] Toki**
Oh, man! We have two options this time?
**[10:07] Yotsuya**
*B sounds like it'd be easier.*
**[10:09] Yotsuya**
*It requires a lot less time, too.*
**[10:12] Yotsuya**
*No, wait... The simpler a quest sounds,*
**[10:15] Yotsuya**
*the more ambiguous its goal is.*
**[10:18] Yotsuya**
* With stuff like this, we tend to lose a lot*
* of time just figuring out what we need to do.*
**[10:24] Yotsuya**
*We should choose A.*
**[10:25] Yotsuya**
All right, A—
**[10:25] Torii**
Okay, we'll take B.
**[10:27] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[10:27] GM**
Underst.
**[10:29] Yotsuya**
Excuse me?! Who said you could decide?!
**[10:32] GM**
Bye.
**[10:34] Yotsuya**
Wait—
**[10:35] Yotsuya**
You dick!
**[10:36] Torii**
What's the problem?
B's easier to make sense of.
**[10:39] Torii**
It'll take less time, too.
**[10:41] Yotsuya**
That's exactly what the problem is!
**[10:42] Shindou**
Well, the decision's made now.
We can't change it.
**[10:43] Torii**
Why?!
**[10:45] Hako**
I guess we need to find the
village of Zagroth first.
**[10:48] Toki**
Should we go to Cortonel
and ask Kahvel-san again?
**[10:57] Hako**
How many years has it been since last time?
**[11:00] Toki**
Damn... It looks totally different.
**[11:03] Shindou**
Hey, where was Kahvel-san's house again?
**[11:07] Yotsuya**
If I recall, it should be over there.
**[11:10] Shindou**
Too polite. Try again.
**[11:13] Yotsuya**
I-I think it was over there?
**[11:21] Yotsuya**
Kahvel-san!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** When a player reaches
job rank 10, elite job
classes are added to the
roulette wheel and
become new options when the player changes jobs.
There are a wide range of elite jobs, including Elite
Wizard, Sorcerer, and Heavy Warrior, but jobs with
more routine skill sets, such as Farmer, Chef, and
Blacksmith, do not have elite versions.
**[11:38] Kahvel's Daughter**
Thank you for all you did for
my mother when she was alive.
**[11:42] Kahvel's Daughter**
You really haven't changed at all.
**[11:50] Kahvel's Daughter**
They won't go all the way to the village,
**[11:52] Kahvel's Daughter**
but these merchants will give
you a ride partway there.
**[11:55] Shindou**
Thanks for everything.
**[11:57] Kahvel's Daughter**
Traveling with you heroes was my
mother's proudest accomplishment.
**[12:03] Kahvel's Daughter**
I heard the stories of
her adventures with you
**[12:06] Kahvel's Daughter**
as bedtime stories from a very young age.
**[12:11] Kahvel's Daughter**
If I can be of any help to you at all,
**[12:14] Kahvel's Daughter**
I'm sure it will make her very happy.
**[12:28] Torii**
That little girl is already...
**[12:32] Toki**
It's been seventeen years.
**[12:34] Toki**
It makes sense she'd grow up.
**[12:36] Torii**
I suddenly feel super old.
**[12:38] Glenda**
So a lot of time passes in this
world with every round we complete?
**[12:44] Hako**
Yeah. It's the one thing I
still can't get used to.
**[12:54] (Flashback) Kahvel's Daughter**
Traveling with you heroes was my
mother's proudest accomplishment.
**[12:59] Yotsuya**
Her proudest...
**[13:01] Shindou**
What?
**[13:02] Yotsuya**
Nothing.
**[13:04] Yotsuya**
*Wasn't I just using her?*
**[13:08] Yotsuya**
*So I could keep myself alive?*
**[13:13] Yotsuya**
*And from now on, I'll probably still...*
**[13:23] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[13:25] Yotsuya**
How is there not even a road there?
**[13:27] Torii**
Why do we have to walk
through all this crap?
**[13:30] Toki**
This seriously sucks.
**[13:32] Shindou**
A cart definitely couldn't
drive through this.
**[13:35] Glenda**
The sun is going down.
**[13:37] Glenda**
At the very least, we need
to find some kind of hint,
**[13:39] Glenda**
or we could end up lost
in this jungle forever.
**[13:44] Toki**
Y—
**[13:44] Torii**
You're joking!
**[13:45] Hako**
We should be going in the right direction...
**[13:48] Hako**
Kahvel-san's daughter said Zagroth
doesn't get a lot of traffic,
**[13:55] Hako**
but the location is so unclear.
**[13:56] Toki**
Forget villages. There aren't
even any signs of human life.
**[14:00] Torii**
Anyway, Glen-san,
your Japanese is really good.
**[14:03] Torii**
Where'd you learn it?
**[14:05] Glenda**
Huh?
**[14:05] Shindou**
Now that you mention it, you were
speaking English back in our world.
**[14:09] Glenda**
No, I'm speaking in English now.
**[14:12] Toki**
No way. All I hear is Japanese.
**[14:15] Glenda**
It sounds like English to me.
**[14:17] Glenda**
So does what you're saying, Yukarion.
**[14:20] Toki**
Um... Could you not call me that, please?
**[14:24] Yotsuya**
I think our voices are being
automatically translated.
**[14:27] Torii**
Wait, you knew?!
**[14:29] Yotsuya**
*It just took you too long to notice.*
**[14:31] Glenda**
I thought it was normal just because
of the kind of world this is...
**[14:37] Glenda**
What's that?
**[14:39] Hako**
A goblin!
**[14:41] Toki**
Not a human to be found,
but these guys are here?
**[14:47] Torii**
You guys just stay put.
**[14:49] Torii**
Hey, Yuusuke! How the hell did you
change jobs on the way here?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 160 l 0 160
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 160 l 0 160
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 40 l 0 40
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Wizard (Heat) Rank 1
***SIGN*** Health > 132.5%
Upper Body > 200%
Lower Body > 110%
Involuntary
Muscle > 130%
Strength > 145%
***SIGN*** •Can use heat magic.
•Can make weapons
and armor.
All equipment made
by a player with the
Blacksmith job can...
**[14:54] Yotsuya**
Huh? Oh...
**[14:56] Torii**
I'll beat up the small fry myself!
**[14:58] Toki**
Experience hog. So cheap.
**[15:01] Yotsuya**
Go for it.
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[15:15] Yotsuya**
Shit!
**[15:20] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[15:29] Shindou**
Wind!
**[15:34] Shindou**
It didn't even unbalance him?
**[15:36] Toki**
This is just a regular goblin, right?
**[15:39] Toki**
The weak things?
**[15:41] Hako**
I-It should be...
**[15:46] Toki**
It's coming this way!
**[15:47] Hako**
W-Well, I've gotten stronger, too!
**[15:54] Glenda**
I see. So that's how it works.
**[15:57] Toki**
We don't really have any place here, do we?
**[15:59] Hako**
Nope...
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Revived
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[16:02] Shindou**
Down in one hit. Sad.
**[16:04] Torii**
Hang on, were goblins always that strong?
**[16:07] Shindou**
Yeah, good point...
**[16:09] Toki**
If it was red all over,
it might make sense, but...
**[16:13] Yotsuya**
That's pretty common in games.
***SIGN*** Threat Level D
**[16:16] Yotsuya**
Threat level D?!
**[16:18] Glenda**
What is it?
**[16:19] Yotsuya**
I took a look at this guy's
abilities with my Chef skill.
**[16:23] Glenda**
Something strange?
**[16:24] Yotsuya**
Yes.
**[16:26] Yotsuya**
Usually, the threat level of this type
of goblin would be F, the lowest rank,
**[16:32] Yotsuya**
but this goblin's threat level is D.
**[16:35] Yotsuya**
I've never seen this before.
**[16:38] Torii**
I saw someone.
**[16:39] Shindou**
Really?
**[16:40] Torii**
Yeah.
**[16:42] Yotsuya**
Glen-san!
**[16:44] Yotsuya**
We'll go, too.
**[16:54] Glenda**
Is this a graveyard?
**[16:57] Glenda**
It's very old.
**[17:01] Hako**
Glen-san.
**[17:02] Glenda**
Where are the others?
**[17:04] Hako**
We split up to search.
**[17:06] Hako**
Did you lose sight of them?
**[17:07] Glenda**
No, I think...
**[17:24] Glenda**
Found her.
**[17:25] Hako**
It looks like... she's scared.
**[17:28] Glenda**
She's just a child.
**[17:30] Glenda**
A huge woman like me would
only scare her more.
**[17:34] Glenda**
I'll let you handle it.
**[17:35] Hako**
H-Huh?!
**[17:41] Hako**
I-It's okay. We won't do anything to you.
**[17:45] Hako**
We'd like to talk to you, if you don't mind.
**[17:48] Jezby**
Great... Hero?
**[17:50] Hako**
Huh?
**[17:51] Hako**
Yeah, that's right! You know about us?
**[17:53] Hako**
That's right. We're heroes.
**[17:57] Hako**
So you don't need to worry.
**[18:09] Jezby**
My name is Jezby.
**[18:12] Torii**
So... Jezby, why did you run away from us?
**[18:16] Jezby**
I'm sorry. I thought you
were from the village.
**[18:19] Yotsuya**
Village?
**[18:20] Yotsuya**
Are you from the village of Zagroth?
**[18:24] Shindou**
We're trying to get to Zagroth.
**[18:27] Shindou**
Where is the village?
**[18:36] Yotsuya**
A mountain?
**[18:37] Glenda**
No, that's a monolith.
**[18:40] Shindou**
A what?
**[18:41] Glenda**
It's also called a volcanic plug.
**[18:43] Glenda**
They're created when magma
from underground cools
**[18:45] Glenda**
and hardens above the surface.
**[18:47] Glenda**
There's a famous one in Wyoming
called Devil's Tower.
**[18:50] Yotsuya**
I've heard of that.
**[18:52] Jezby**
That's where the village is.
**[18:54] Torii**
What? We have to climb that?
**[18:56] Toki**
Is that even possible without some
kind of winged monster to ride?
**[19:01] Yotsuya**
* Now I see why they have little*
* interaction with the outside world.*
**[19:05] Yotsuya**
*But this girl is on the outside now.*
**[19:08] Yotsuya**
Could you show us the way to that village?
**[19:13] Glenda**
No, she can't do that.
**[19:15] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[19:16] Glenda**
She ran from us because she thought
we were from the village.
**[19:24] Yotsuya**
They're chasing her?
**[19:30] Jezby**
I get my water from there.
**[19:33] Jezby**
There are edible fruits
in the trees up ahead.
**[19:36] Jezby**
I'll go get some.
**[19:37] Glenda**
I'll go with you, then.
**[19:38] Jezby**
That's all right. I do this every day.
**[19:41] Jezby**
You can go back to the hut and wait for me.
**[19:45] Hako**
That's cold!
**[19:46] Hako**
If this wasn't a quest,
it'd be kind of fun, like camping.
**[19:50] Hako**
What's the matter?
**[19:54] Glenda**
Oh, I was thinking it must be rough for
a child like her to survive alone.
**[20:00] Hako**
Glen-san, do you not like children?
**[20:03] Glenda**
No, I like them.
**[20:05] Glenda**
And when we're talking about
a cute girl like her,
**[20:07] Glenda**
I'd probably like her even
more once she turned 18.
**[20:10] Hako**
Once she's 18?
**[20:12] Glenda**
I'm just saying she's not
the right age for me yet.
**[20:17] Glenda**
I'm only interested in women.
**[20:20] Hako**
Huh?! Y-You mean...
**[20:22] Glenda**
Don't worry.
**[20:24] Glenda**
Even men don't go after every
single woman they meet, right?
**[20:28] Hako**
Oh... You're right. I'm sorry.
**[20:31] Hako**
I've just never known anyone like that...
**[20:35] Hako**
I really am sorry.
**[20:39] Glenda**
Don't worry about it.
**[20:41] Glenda**
You look cute that way, too.
**[20:48] Hako**
My heart actually started
racing for a second...
**[20:54] Hako**
Jezby-chan?
**[20:56] Torii**
Wow...
**[20:58] Torii**
Creature magic's pretty handy, huh?
**[21:00] Yotsuya**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 135 0 l 135 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 134 0 l 134 160 l 0 160
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 270 0 l 270 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
***SIGN*** Wizard (Creature)
***SIGN*** Creature Magic
•Can speed up or slow down
the cellular metabolism of
creatures by touching with
the palm.
•Can increase or decrease
the persuasiveness of their
own words and actions.
***SIGN*** Creature 48x90%
Heat 40x120%
**[21:01] Yotsuya**
This is definitely using
less MP than it used to.
**[21:05] Yotsuya**
Well, that just means I can
make these plants grow faster.
**[21:10] Torii**
That's good, right?
**[21:11] Yotsuya**
Stop staring and help me out!
**[21:13] Torii**
Yeah, yeah.
**[21:14] Shindou**
We got firewood.
**[21:17] Torii**
Hey, welcome back.
**[21:19] Toki**
Why are we doing the physical labor?
**[21:21] Shindou**
Well, you're a Hunter now, remember?
**[21:23] Shindou**
This is your chance to show off your skills.
**[21:29] Glenda**
Is this a monster?
**[21:31] Glenda**
Or is it...
**[21:32] Hako**
I... I don't know...
**[21:36] Jebzy**
Father?
***SIGN*** A Short Film and the Sixth Hero
**[23:25] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
**[23:26] GM**
"Tokitate Falls in Love through the Suspension
Bridge Effect!? ~Crash Landing of Passion~,"
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** Tokitate Falls in Love through the Suspension Bridge Effect!?
~Crash Landing of Passion~
***SIGN*** Yotsuya VS Mecha Yotsuya
***SIGN*** Glenda Super Chats a Vtuber
**[23:29] GM**
"Yotsuya Versus Mecha Yotsuya,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Glenda Super Chats
a Vtuber," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:38] GM**
I have cut another unworthy—
# E20 - The Journey of Death
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN90NJ/the-journey-of-death)
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**[00:03] Glenda**
Is this a monster?
**[00:05] Glenda**
Or is it...
**[00:06] Hako**
I... I don't know...
**[00:08] Jezby**
Father?
**[00:09] Glenda**
What?
**[00:10] Hako**
D-Did she just say "Father"?
**[00:12] Jezby**
No... Why did this happen?
**[00:15] Yotsuya**
Don't!
**[00:16] Glenda**
Yuusuke?!
**[00:18] Yotsuya**
I heard from the other
players we contacted online
**[00:21] Yotsuya**
that there's a parasite called a wireworm
**[00:23] Yotsuya**
that parasitizes other creatures'
brains to control them.
**[00:25] Glenda**
So that thing is feeding on him?
**[00:28] Yotsuya**
You can't kill them by
cutting or crushing them.
**[00:30] Yotsuya**
The best way is to burn them
along with their host.
**[00:32] Jezby**
Burn...
**[00:33] Jezby**
No!
**[00:34] Jezby**
Let me go!
**[00:36] Yotsuya**
The moment that thing attached to his brain,
**[00:38] Yotsuya**
he was already dead.
**[00:42] Yotsuya**
I'm sorry, but we can't let
our whole party be wiped out.
**[00:46] Glenda**
Yuusuke...
**[00:48] Glenda**
Shit!
**[00:50] Hako**
Glen-san!
**[00:52] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san, cut it off!
**[01:00] Yotsuya**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
**[01:09] Jezby**
F-Father...
**[01:11] Jezby**
No! Don't!
**[01:23] Shindou**
What happened?!
**[01:25] Yotsuya**
Oh... Tokitate-san, perfect timing.
**[01:28] Toki**
Huh?
**[01:29] Yotsuya**
Would you mind burning him?
**[01:35] Toki**
Why do I have to do this?
**[01:37] Yotsuya**
If you don't burn the body
as soon as possible,
**[01:39] Yotsuya**
it can apparently progress
into a pandemic very quickly.
**[01:44] Jezby**
Father...
**[01:54] Glenda**
Jezby!
**[01:55] Glenda**
Jezby!
**[03:32] Shindou**
Looks like she just lost consciousness.
**[03:36] Yotsuya**
Why didn't you bring the sword down?
**[03:40] Hako**
I tried to... but I couldn't.
**[03:44] Hako**
How can you be so calm about this?
**[03:47] Yotsuya**
This isn't the time to
talk about being calm.
**[03:49] Yotsuya**
The monsters have gotten stronger,
and we need to get used to it.
**[03:53] Yotsuya**
We came close to losing
Glen-san right off the bat.
**[03:57] Glenda**
What are you talking about, Yuusuke?
**[03:59] Glenda**
Kusue's reaction is correct.
**[04:01] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[04:02] Glenda**
He may have been taken over by
a parasite, but he was human.
**[04:05] Glenda**
Not only that...
**[04:08] Yotsuya**
*I lost my grasp on my sensibility.*
**[04:11] Yotsuya**
*Getting used to this is what's abnormal.*
**[04:15] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san...
**[04:17] Yotsuya**
From now on, if you don't think
you can do something, say so.
**[04:21] Yotsuya**
I'll handle tasks like this.
**[04:24] Yotsuya**
I've already killed a man, after all.
**[04:28] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun...
**[04:30] Yotsuya**
Though I didn't realize at the
time that this world was real...
**[04:34] Yotsuya**
But it doesn't matter. I'm already tainted.
**[04:37] Yotsuya**
You don't want to see things like
that, do you, Hakozaki-san?
**[04:41] Hako**
I don't.
**[04:43] Hako**
I don't, but...
**[04:46] Hako**
If someone has to do this no matter what...
**[04:49] Hako**
If the same thing has to happen
whether I watch or not...
**[04:52] Hako**
That won't make it okay that I
was the only one not looking!
**[04:57] Glenda**
You try to bear too much
weight alone, Kusue.
**[04:59] Glenda**
I don't like dead bodies, either.
**[05:02] Glenda**
There was a time when I almost
became depressed because of it.
**[05:05] Toki**
U-Um... Did you say "dead bodies"?
**[05:09] Glenda**
There's such a thing as the
right person for the job.
**[05:11] Toki**
*You're ignoring me?*
**[05:12] Glenda**
There are hundreds of thousands of things
that must be done in this world.
**[05:17] Glenda**
Why should you force yourself to
do one that you're not good at?
**[05:22] Glenda**
A hidden passage?
**[05:24] Jezby**
Yes.
**[05:25] Jezby**
The entrance is just ahead.
**[05:29] Torii**
What made her suddenly decide
to take us there, though?
**[05:32] Shindou**
It must've been... what happened yesterday.
**[05:36] Torii**
Also, we still haven't been told
any details at all, have we?
**[05:42] Jezby**
Everyone, this is it.
**[05:46] Torii**
Ooh, it opened!
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
It looks pretty deep.
**[05:55] Glenda**
A limestone cave?
**[06:04] Shindou**
Say, Jezby...
**[06:06] Shindou**
How much farther is it to the village?
**[06:08] Jezby**
About... half a day.
**[06:11] Torii**
Half a day?!
**[06:13] Toki**
I wish you had told us that sooner...
**[06:16] Torii**
Also...
**[06:17] Torii**
If we fall, we're dead, aren't we?
**[06:19] Toki**
And if a strong monster showed
up here, we'd be goners.
**[06:25] Yotsuya**
Vampire bats?
**[06:27] Toki**
I knew it!
**[06:28] Torii**
They're even weaker than goblins.
**[06:30] Torii**
This time, I'll take care of it!
**[06:33] Toki**
Okay, they're all yours.
**[06:34] Torii**
Huh?
**[06:35] Yotsuya**
These guys might be stronger now, too.
**[06:38] Yotsuya**
Be careful.
**[06:39] Torii**
Huh? Hey, wait a—
**[06:48] Glenda**
Let's take a break here.
**[06:50] Torii**
D-Damn it, you guys...
**[06:53] Shindou**
I'm glad you got some experience out of it.
**[06:56] Yotsuya**
The Journey of Hope?
**[06:58] Jezby**
A chosen few leave the village to search
**[07:01] Jezby**
for a place where we can
all live more safely.
**[07:05] Jezby**
My father was one of them.
**[07:07] Glenda**
Why would they do that?
**[07:09] Jezby**
The monsters that attack
us have gotten stronger,
**[07:12] Jezby**
and every year, we're able to
harvest fewer and fewer crops.
**[07:15] Jezby**
The village chief said we couldn't keep
living in this village much longer.
**[07:21] Yotsuya**
* So the monsters have*
* definitely gotten stronger.*
**[07:25] Jezby**
Normally, it's older people who are chosen.
**[07:29] Jezby**
Since they can't do their jobs anymore,
**[07:32] Jezby**
the idea is that they can at
least help the village that way.
**[07:35] Hako**
What sort of reasoning is that?
**[07:37] Torii**
That's just harsh, man.
**[07:39] Yotsuya**
*Fewer mouths to feed, huh?*
**[07:41] Yotsuya**
* I've heard of the same thing happening in*
* poor mountain villages in Japan long ago, but...*
**[07:46] Jezby**
That's why the villagers
call the Journey of Hope
**[07:51] Jezby**
"the Journey of Death" in secret.
**[07:55] Jezby**
My father and a young man named Dan
**[07:58] Jezby**
tried to convince the village chief
that we shouldn't do this anymore,
**[08:03] Jezby**
but the chief listed a bunch
of reasons to keep doing it,
**[08:06] Jezby**
so the two of them ended up being
sent on the Journey of Hope anyway.
**[08:11] Jezby**
After that, my mother fell ill...
**[08:15] Jezby**
It was just me and my little brother,
and we didn't know what to do...
**[08:20] Jezby**
So I left the village to
bring our father back home.
**[08:25] Jezby**
I happened to stumble upon the
shack Father had been living in,
**[08:29] Jezby**
but he said he couldn't break the rules.
**[08:33] Jezby**
Not only that, but I would probably
be executed for bringing him back.
**[08:39] Jezby**
The next day, Father left, saying he was
going to talk to the village chief.
**[08:45] Jezby**
I never saw him again.
**[08:46] Glenda**
So when you said you thought
we were from the village...
**[08:49] Jezby**
I thought he had failed
to convince the chief
**[08:52] Jezby**
and the villagers had come to get me.
**[08:55] Jezby**
But not only did he never come
back, he ended up like that...
**[09:02] Hako**
What about the man who left
the village with your father?
**[09:07] Jezby**
By the time I got here,
**[09:08] Jezby**
he was already gone.
**[09:10] Jezby**
Father said he went to find a place
called New Eden somewhere in the world.
**[09:15] Yotsuya**
New Eden?
**[09:16] Jezby**
I don't know anything about it.
**[09:19] Jezby**
My father was against it,
but he couldn't stop him...
**[09:22] Jezby**
and Dan never came back.
**[09:25] Torii**
Wait, Jez-chan... Isn't it a bad
idea for you to go to the village?
**[09:29] Torii**
Didn't you say they might execute you?
**[09:32] Jezby**
But I need to tell my mother and
brother that Father is dead.
**[09:42] Jezby**
We're almost at the entrance to the village.
**[09:45] Jezby**
We don't want the chief's
friends to find us,
**[09:48] Jezby**
so I'll scout ahead.
**[09:49] Shindou**
I'll go with you.
**[09:51] Jezby**
That's all right.
**[09:52] Jezby**
I'll just take a look outside,
and then I'll be right back.
**[09:56] Shindou**
Our quest was to stop the village
of Zagroth from being destroyed,
**[10:01] Shindou**
but it doesn't seem like it's
in imminent danger, does it?
**[10:04] Yotsuya**
Maybe there's some hidden *something*
that could destroy it?
**[10:08] Glenda**
There's no telling what might happen. Right?
**[10:12] Yotsuya**
But I do think I'm starting
to see what we need to do.
**[10:16] Jezby**
Nobody's there! Now's our chance!
**[10:18] Yotsuya**
We need to make sure Jezby isn't executed
upon returning to the village.
**[10:23] Hako**
Right.
**[10:33] Yotsuya**
So this is...
**[10:35] Yotsuya**
the village of Zagroth.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Threat level: E
Controls its host body by
parasitizing its brain. It can be
immobilized by crushing its
host's head, but the parasite itself will not die if cut or
crushed. The only ways to kill it are by burning it,
boiling it, or desiccating it. When there are fresh
corpses available, it can multiply indefinitely.
**[10:47] Glenda**
Looks like the population might
only be a hundred or so.
**[10:51] Glenda**
You'd be just barely squeaking
by if you had to live here.
**[10:56] Froc**
Who are you people?!
**[11:00] Froc**
Heroes?
**[11:02] Froc**
Are you really heroes?
**[11:03] Froc**
What are you doing here?
**[11:05] Jezby**
Froc!
**[11:06] Froc**
J-Jezby?
**[11:10] Froc**
You're... alive?
**[11:13] Hako**
Are they friends?
**[11:15] Shindou**
Looks like they're closer than that.
**[11:17] Jezby**
He's my neighbor. We grew up together.
**[11:19] Froc**
You just vanished without warning.
What were you thinking?
**[11:23] Jezby**
I left to tell Father about Mother...
**[11:25] Jezby**
Oh, how are my mother and Lanan?
**[11:30] Jezby**
Froc?
**[11:32] Servant**
Milady, we should really head back now.
**[11:35] Servant**
It's starting to get dark.
**[11:37] Iris**
No!
**[11:38] Iris**
I'm going to find that flying monster today!
**[11:41] Servant**
Milady!
**[11:42] Servant**
Please wait!
**[11:44] Soldier**
Let her do what she wants.
**[11:46] Servant**
But...
**[11:47] Soldier**
It's the same thing as always.
**[11:49] Soldier**
She's lying and dragging us
around for her own jollies.
**[11:55] Jezby**
No...
**[11:56] Jezby**
I don't believe it... When?
**[11:59] Froc**
Two days ago.
**[12:01] Froc**
Her condition suddenly got worse...
**[12:03] Jezby**
M-Mother...
**[12:06] Jezby**
Mother...
**[12:08] Jezby**
Mother!
**[12:15] Jezby**
Froc, where is Lanan?
**[12:17] Froc**
At my house, but...
**[12:21] Froc**
Wait here. I'll bring him.
**[12:26] Jezby**
Lanan?
**[12:29] Jezby**
Lanan... Hey, Lanan?
**[12:32] Jezby**
Don't you recognize me?
**[12:35] Froc**
He's been like this since your mom died.
**[12:39] Froc**
He won't talk to anyone,
**[12:41] Froc**
and he doesn't answer when
anyone talks to him.
**[12:43] Jezby**
Lanan, please! Answer me!
**[12:46] Glenda**
It's probably from the shock
of watching his mother die.
**[12:50] Yotsuya**
I'm going to take a look around the village.
**[12:53] Glenda**
I'll go with you.
**[12:55] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[12:56] Glenda**
Problem with that?
**[12:57] Yotsuya**
N-No...
**[13:00] Glenda**
This definitely doesn't seem
like an easy place to live.
**[13:04] Glenda**
Do you think they had a reason to
cling to this place so tightly
**[13:07] Glenda**
that they'd reduce their own numbers by
sending people on the Journey of Hope?
**[13:12] Yotsuya**
I think I get it.
**[13:15] Yotsuya**
When you've lived so long in a place like
this, where it feels like time has stopped...
**[13:20] Yotsuya**
Before you know it, you can no longer escape.
**[13:25] Glenda**
You think so?
**[13:27] Glenda**
Sometimes the only way to
move forward is to escape.
**[13:32] Yotsuya**
*As if she understands anything...*
**[13:34] Glenda**
I'm surprised, though.
**[13:36] Yotsuya**
By what?
**[13:38] Glenda**
You came out here because it
hurt you to watch Jezby, right?
**[13:41] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[13:44] Glenda**
I thought you were a lot more stoic.
**[13:47] Yotsuya**
I think it's closer to regret, actually.
**[13:51] Glenda**
Regret?
**[13:52] Yotsuya**
If we had gotten here just a little sooner,
**[13:55] Yotsuya**
maybe I could've saved Jezby's
mother with my creature magic.
**[14:01] Glenda**
If you start thinking like that,
there'll be no end to it.
**[14:04] Yotsuya**
You're right.
**[14:07] Glenda**
Someone's coming.
**[14:14] Servant**
Milady!
**[14:16] Glenda**
Hi there.
**[14:17] Yotsuya**
Hello.
**[14:19] Iris**
Why did you come to this village?
**[14:22] Yotsuya**
Uh, we... um...
**[14:26] Servant**
Please don't, milady. These people are...
**[14:29] Iris**
Yes, I know!
**[14:31] Iris**
And I'll have you know that this
village doesn't need heroes!
**[14:35] Glenda**
Well, thank you for the warm welcome.
**[14:38] Iris**
If there are any problems,
Grandfather will make them all better!
**[14:43] Glenda**
Wait, are you...
**[14:45] Iris**
I'm Iris DiRaio.
**[14:47] Iris**
Don't take that condescending tone with me.
**[14:50] Glenda**
I do apologize, Miss Iris.
**[14:53] Iris**
"Miss"?
**[14:55] Iris**
Gosh... No one's ever
called me that before...
**[14:58] Yotsuya**
Um... By any chance, is this
young lady's grandfather...
**[15:03] Servant**
Yes, he is the village chief, Cox DiRaio.
**[15:10] Shindou**
So you're Dan's younger brother?
**[15:14] Froc**
So Bayne is dead and my
brother is missing? Damn it!
**[15:18] Froc**
That stupid village chief thinks
that just because he's old,
**[15:21] Froc**
our village needs him or whatever,
**[15:23] Froc**
so he never leaves it himself.
**[15:26] Froc**
But he'll make up his own selfish reasons
to send anyone inconvenient to him
**[15:29] Froc**
on the Journey of Hope,
regardless of their age.
**[15:37] Cox**
Well, if it isn't the great heroes!
**[15:39] Cox**
I had heard rumors of great heroes who
traveled the world saving people,
**[15:46] Cox**
but I never would have expected
them to visit this remote village.
**[15:49] Cox**
What an honor!
**[15:51] Cox**
However...
**[15:52] Cox**
I'm afraid you've wasted your time.
**[15:55] Yotsuya**
What do you mean?
**[15:57] Cox**
Oh, nothing.
**[15:58] Cox**
It's just that Zagroth is
the very image of peace,
**[16:01] Cox**
so there is nothing here for which we
require the aid of the great heroes.
**[16:07] Cox**
Perhaps you would be better
off trying elsewhere.
**[16:10] Glenda**
*Is he trying to get rid of us?*
**[16:13] Yotsuya**
Wait a moment.
**[16:15] Yotsuya**
Um... I heard you've had frequent
attacks by unusually strong monsters.
**[16:20] Yotsuya**
Could you please let us
protect this village?
**[16:23] Glenda**
Don't, Yuusuke!
**[16:26] Cox**
And who told you this?
**[16:29] Yotsuya**
*Oh, crap...*
**[16:30] Yotsuya**
* I can't tell him about Jezby*
* before I know what he might do.*
**[16:35] Iris**
It was Jezby.
**[16:38] Iris**
I saw her walking with them.
**[16:42] Cox**
I see. So it was Jezby...
**[16:47] Cox**
I did feel terrible for what
I did to that poor girl.
**[16:51] Cox**
Even if it was to help the village,
I took her from her father,
**[16:54] Cox**
with no way of knowing that her
mother would die, as well...
**[16:57] Cox**
I'm so grateful that she
returned to the village.
**[17:01] Cox**
And as for the monsters, you need not worry.
**[17:05] Cox**
We have a secret plan, you see.
**[17:07] Glenda**
You do?
**[17:08] Cox**
Yes, we do!
**[17:10] Cox**
And I would love to show it to you.
**[17:14] Cox**
It may be of some help to you
in your future exploits.
**[17:17] Cox**
Ah, perhaps I've said too much.
**[17:27] Cox**
Great Heroes.
**[17:31] Cox**
Over there.
**[17:32] Cox**
Please take this opportunity
to give it a close look.
**[17:36] Glenda**
I can't imagine it being
anything that special,
**[17:38] Glenda**
but it wouldn't benefit us to
take an attitude with him here.
**[17:41] Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[17:47] Yotsuya**
Um, is this it?
**[17:52] Glenda**
You bastard!
**[17:53] Cox**
Do forgive me, Great Heroes.
**[17:55] Cox**
You are a greater threat
to me than any monsters.
**[17:59] Cox**
But I do thank you
**[18:01] Cox**
for bringing back the scoundrel
who broke the rules.
**[18:07] Yotsuya**
What are you gonna do to Jezby?!
**[18:09] Cox**
What would that knowledge do for you?
**[18:11] Cox**
You two won't be leaving
here until you're dead.
**[18:14] Glenda**
What?!
**[18:16] Cox**
I've heard that heroes can come
back to life when they die.
**[18:20] Cox**
But if I leave you in there for a year,
**[18:23] Cox**
I'm sure you'll finally wither away.
**[18:26] Yotsuya**
Wait! Chief!
**[18:29] Torii**
What... is this?
**[18:31] Froc's Mother**
Frog eggs from the pond out back.
**[18:34] Toki**
Ew!
**[18:35] Froc's Mother**
I'm sorry we can't offer anything special.
**[18:38] Hako**
N-No, really, there's no
need to trouble yourself...
**[18:41] Froc's Mother**
Ever since that happened,
**[18:43] Froc's Mother**
we've had little contact with
the rest of the villagers.
**[18:47] Froc**
Our family and Jezby's
are treated as outcasts.
**[18:52] Froc**
They're even making me work
outside the village as a guard.
**[18:55] Froc**
All because the chief wanted
to make an example of us...
**[18:58] Shindou**
Oh, so that's why you were out there.
**[19:01] Toki**
Anyway, what's taking those two so long?
**[19:03] Hako**
Maybe something happened...
**[19:06] Torii**
Oh, there they are.
**[19:08] Froc's Mother**
Village Chief!
**[19:11] Shindou**
That's him?
**[19:13] Cox**
I'm sorry to drop in so late.
**[19:15] Cox**
But you see, two heroes
just paid me a visit...
**[19:19] Cox**
What's this? There are more heroes here?
**[19:23] Cox**
Well, well, what a surprise!
**[19:26] Froc**
Are you here to take Jezby?!
**[19:28] Froc's Mother**
No, Froc!
**[19:29] Cox**
Relax.
**[19:31] Cox**
I've come here per the heroes' request.
**[19:35] Cox**
They asked me to forgive Jezby.
**[19:38] Hako**
I guess the two of them
managed to convince him.
**[19:41] Torii**
Jeez, they said they were
just gonna look around,
**[19:43] Torii**
but they got the jump on us like that?
**[19:45] Shindou**
And... where are they now?
**[19:47] Cox**
Hmm?
**[19:48] Cox**
Oh, the heroes are at my mansion.
**[19:53] Cox**
I've ensured that they are being served
the finest meal we could offer.
**[19:56] TokiTorii**
A meal...
**[19:57] Cox**
You are all welcome to join them if you—
**[19:59] TokiTorii**
We're in!
**[20:00] Cox**
Jezby...
**[20:02] Cox**
According to our rules,
it sets a poor example
**[20:04] Cox**
if those who leave the village without
permission are not harshly punished,
**[20:09] Cox**
but if it is the heroes' wish,
the villagers will surely agree.
**[20:14] Cox**
You can tell your story
in more detail later.
**[20:16] Cox**
For tonight, you and your brother
should get plenty of rest.
**[20:19] Cox**
Now, shall we go, Great Heroes?
**[20:21] Toki**
'Kay!
**[20:22] Torii**
Iu-chan, Kusue-chan, let's get going.
**[20:26] Hako**
S-Sure...
**[20:27] Shindou**
Something seems shady about all this...
**[20:30] Shindou**
But I guess just sitting
around won't do any good.
**[20:35] Cox**
Once I've left with the
heroes, capture Jezby.
**[20:38] Both**
Yes, sir.
**[20:38] Both**
Yes, sir.
**[20:39] Cox**
* Who would have thought there*
* were more heroes here?*
**[20:47] Glenda**
It's not working.
**[20:50] Glenda**
Yuusuke?
**[20:51] Yotsuya**
I'm sorry. This happened
because I told him too much.
**[20:54] Yotsuya**
It was my fault.
**[20:58] Jezby**
Help me!
**[20:59] Froc**
What are you doing?! Stop!
**[21:02] Jezby**
Froc!
**[21:07] Toki**
Hey! Where do you think you're grabbing?!
**[21:09] Torii**
Oops, sorry.
**[21:10] Cox**
Please do be careful.
**[21:13] Hako**
Um, Chief, is your mansion...
**[21:18] Cox**
It's beyond that forest.
**[21:20] Cox**
I apologize for making you walk so far.
**[21:23] Shindou**
What is it?
**[21:25] Cox**
I truly do apologize.
**[21:30] Toki**
I'm slipping!
**[21:31] Torii**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[21:33] Cox**
Now I don't need to go through the trouble of
locking you in the dungeon, like the other two.
**[21:38] Hako**
Dungeon?!
**[21:39] Cox**
Yes. The bog beneath you
is bottomless, you see.
**[21:43] Cox**
Once you fall, it's all over.
**[21:45] Cox**
Even monsters never make it back out.
**[21:47] Cox**
Not for all eternity.
***SIGN*** The Journey of Death
**[23:24] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Draining All the Water from the Well
***SIGN*** Discovery of the Legendary Non-Native Species, the Basilisk!?
***SIGN*** A Super Huge Monster Appears!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Draining All the Water from the Well,"
**[23:28] GM**
"Discovery of the Legendary Non-Native
Species, the Basilisk!?"
**[23:30] GM**
and "A Super Huge Monster
Appears!" Three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:37] GM**
Bye!
# E21 - The Monsters Attack
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8GZX/the-monsters-attack)
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**[00:09] Cox**
Wh-What?
**[00:11] Shindou**
Wind!
**[00:18] Torii**
You really shouldn't underestimate heroes.
**[00:20] Toki**
Not that you did anything...
**[00:23] Hako**
Thanks, Iu-chan.
**[00:25] Shindou**
I'll lose some experience,
**[00:27] Shindou**
but I didn't have a choice.
**[00:29] Shindou**
I do wish I know what that voice was...
**[00:31] Shindou**
But for now, we need to save
Yotsuya-kun and Glen-san.
**[02:05] Glenda**
Was that a monster I just heard?
**[02:08] Yotsuya**
Probably. And a big one, too.
**[02:18] Soldier B**
Don't even try to run away.
**[02:20] Soldier A**
What was that noise earlier?
**[02:23] Soldier B**
Sounded like a monster roaring.
**[02:25] Soldier A**
We should report to the village chief.
**[02:27] Froc**
O-Ow...
**[02:29] Froc's Mom**
Are you all right, Froc?
**[02:31] Froc**
This is nothing.
**[02:33] Froc**
But... I have to save Jezby.
**[02:36] Froc's Mom**
Save her?
**[02:37] Froc's Mom**
But if you're chased out of
the village like Dan was...
**[02:40] Froc**
If that happens, I'll leave the village.
**[02:43] Froc**
Remember what Jezby said?
**[02:45] Froc**
My brother went looking for
a place called New Eden.
**[02:49] Froc's Mom**
Froc, you...
**[02:51] Froc**
When I go, I'll take you,
Jezby, and Lanan with me.
**[02:58] Shindou**
Is that the house?
**[03:00] Cox**
Y-Yes.
**[03:01] Hako**
But look there.
**[03:02] Toki**
Looks like a bunch of people
are flocking to it.
**[03:05] Shindou**
What's going on?
**[03:07] Villager A**
You heard that monster's roar!
**[03:09] Villager A**
We've never heard a roar that loud.
**[03:12] Villager B**
Give us the village chief!
**[03:14] Servant**
Chief Cox is away from home at the moment.
**[03:17] Villager C**
Hey, look!
**[03:19] Villager A**
The chief!
**[03:20] Villager B**
And aren't those heroes walking with him?
**[03:23] Villager C**
In this village?
**[03:24] Villager C**
Wait, why is the village chief
being held captive by heroes?
**[03:28] Cox**
A-All I did was carry out my
duty as the village chief
**[03:31] Cox**
by capturing Jezby, who broke our rules!
**[03:34] Villager B**
Jezby?
**[03:35] Villager A**
Chief Cox?
**[03:37] Villager A**
Oh, right! That little girl!
**[03:39] Villager B**
Bayne's little girl, Jezby!
**[03:41] Villager C**
The girl who fled the village alone!
**[03:44] Cox**
These people showed up here with Jezby!
**[03:48] Cox**
And when I attempted to capture
her, they did this to me!
**[03:52] Villager A**
Why would heroes do such a thing?
**[03:55] Cox**
They were obviously sent here by
outsiders to take Zagroth from us!
**[04:00] Torii**
Huh?
**[04:01] Toki**
It's impressive how he just spews
out one lie after another.
**[04:05] Froc**
Let Jezby go!
**[04:07] Jezby**
Froc?
**[04:14] Froc**
You said you'd forgive Jezby! You lied!
**[04:17] Cox**
Of course I did.
**[04:19] Cox**
I cannot allow anyone to break the rules
of this village, not even a child!
**[04:23] Cox**
Grab him!
**[04:25] Froc**
Stay away! What are you gonna do?!
**[04:27] Soldier A**
Quiet down!
**[04:29] Froc**
Why, you...
**[04:31] Soldier B**
Little punk!
**[04:34] Soldier B**
Settle down!
**[04:36] Jezby**
Stop!
**[04:37] Froc**
Outta my way!
**[04:38] Soldier B**
I said settle down!
**[04:40] Hako**
Um...
**[04:40] Shindou**
Wait!
**[04:42] Villager A**
I don't care why you people
came to this village,
**[04:46] Villager A**
Just leave quietly.
**[04:49] Froc's Mom**
Froc!
**[04:50] Froc**
Mom!
**[04:54] Froc's Mom**
How could you do this to a child?
**[04:56] Froc's Mom**
Aren't you a father yourself?
**[04:59] Froc's Mom**
Have you no shame?!
**[05:02] Froc**
It's no use.
**[05:03] Froc's Mom**
Froc?!
**[05:04] Froc**
Anyone who defies the chief
or does anything out of line
**[05:07] Froc**
will be sent on the Journey of Hope,
like my brother and Bayne.
**[05:13] Froc**
We all have no choice but to curry
favor with each other to survive.
**[05:17] Cox**
What does a mere child know?
**[05:19] Cox**
The reason Zagroth enjoys peace is—
**[05:25] Cox**
This mother and child sheltered Jezby!
**[05:28] Cox**
They bring disaster to the
village, just like Jezby!
**[05:31] Cox**
That monster's roar proves it!
**[05:33] Villager A**
Disaster?
**[05:36] Villager C**
But that can't be...
**[05:42] Cox**
If they aren't captured, disaster
will befall this village!
**[05:45] Villager C**
H-Hey!
**[05:47] Villager C**
You two, come with us!
**[05:50] Villager C**
You little...
**[05:51] Villager A**
It's no use resisting!
**[05:53] Froc**
Stop!
**[05:54] Froc**
Keep your hands off my mom!
**[06:01] Cox**
Those who disturb the village's
peace shall not be—
**[06:04] Hakozaki/Tokitate/Shindou**
Huh?!
**[06:07] Torii**
I'm gonna make all of you bastards pay!
**[06:12] Shindou**
Uh...
**[06:13] Hako**
Violence toward humans,
like hitting or kicking them, is...
**[06:17] Toki**
Oh, boy.
**[06:17] Villager C**
Help!
**[06:19] Soldier B**
The hero's gonna kill us!
**[06:20] Villager B**
Run!
**[06:21] Torii**
I said stop, damn it!
**[06:27] Torii**
If you don't set Yuusuke and Glen-san
free right now, I'll kill you.
**[06:33] Torii**
Don't you dare underestimate heroes!
**[06:37] ---**
m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 170 l 0 170
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
Warrior (Spear) Rank 5→3
Health>203%
Upper Body>203%
Lower Body>193%
Involuntary Muscle>173%
Strength>193%
**[06:39] Toki**
And that just wiped out all the experience
he gained in the limestone cave.
**[06:51] Shindou**
Who's this girl?
**[06:53] Cox**
Iris...
**[06:55] Iris**
How dare you hit my grandpa?
**[06:57] Iris**
He's the most important person here!
**[07:00] Hako**
His granddaughter?
**[07:03] Iris**
I tossed the key to the
dungeon down the old well.
**[07:05] Toki**
What?!
**[07:06] Shindou**
Where is this well?
**[07:08] Cox**
Behind my house.
**[07:10] Cox**
But the bottom of the well gave out
years ago, and it's all dried up.
**[07:15] Cox**
You'll never get the key back.
**[07:17] Hako**
Oh, no...
**[07:18] Iris**
You got what you deserved.
**[07:20] Torii**
This little brat...
**[07:22] Froc**
Jezby, are you okay?
**[07:24] Jezby**
Yeah. Thanks, Froc.
**[07:26] Froc**
Nah, I didn't do anything.
**[07:29] Jezby**
No, I'm just happy you
came to try to save me.
**[07:34] Froc**
M-Mom, where's Lanan?
**[07:36] Froc's Mom**
Oh, gosh! I ran out in such a hurry...
**[07:40] Froc**
Jezby, go back with my mom.
**[07:43] Jezby**
What about you?
**[07:45] Froc**
I'm going to see the heroes.
**[07:47] Froc**
The village chief might still
be plotting something.
**[07:51] Jezby**
Don't be too reckless.
**[07:53] Froc**
I won't.
**[07:57] Froc**
Again?
**[08:00] Froc**
Whoa! An earthquake?!
**[08:05] Froc**
Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Creatures that attack any humans or players they
detect. This behavior takes priority over all other
actions for them. The more magical power they
have, the stronger and more aggressive they are.
There are many regular animal species (such as
horses) that are considered separate from
monsters.
**[08:17] Froc**
There's trouble!
**[08:20] Shindou**
A monster!
**[08:21] Hako**
We've never seen a monster
that big before...
**[08:25] Torii**
That's not all.
**[08:34] Torii**
There are a bunch of them.
**[08:36] Toki**
This is a lot more than we
can even hope to fight.
**[08:40] Cox**
Why?
**[08:41] Cox**
This is the end of my village...
**[08:44] Iris**
Can't you just have those guys kill them?
**[08:47] Iris**
They're heroes, aren't they?
**[08:48] Torii**
Look, shorty...
**[08:50] Iris**
I'm not "shorty"! I'm Iris!
**[08:52] Torii**
I'll call you whatever the hell I want!
**[08:54] Torii**
You're the one who threw away the key!
**[08:59] Iris**
The key is...
**[09:04] Toki**
What?!
**[09:08] Froc**
The monsters are already...
**[09:09] Hako**
"Already" what?
**[09:20] Toki**
Huh?
**[09:21] Torii**
Glen-san?
**[09:25] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[09:26] Yotsuya**
Huh? Guys?
**[09:31] Yotsuya**
Chief, what's up with that dungeon?
**[09:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Since it's underground,
the walls are solid.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
And do these iron bars mean it's
supposed to be a dungeon?
**[09:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
But what's the point when
the ceiling is just wood?
**[09:45] (Flashback) Glenda**
I can hear sound coming from above.
**[09:47] (Flashback) Glenda**
Based on our location,
we're right below the reception hall.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Yotsuya**
Yeah.
**[09:56] Yotsuya**
So anyway, we made it out.
**[10:00] Yotsuya**
All these monsters are stronger
than they should be.
**[10:03] Yotsuya**
The situation is pretty dire.
**[10:06] Glenda**
Putting that giant one aside,
**[10:08] Glenda**
how did they climb up the cliffs outside?
**[10:15] Yotsuya**
Did they ride on that one's back?
**[10:17] Shindou**
But they're not the same species.
Does that even happen?
**[10:21] Glenda**
What should we do?
**[10:22] Yotsuya**
It looks like it'll take them less than
ten minutes to make it to the village.
**[10:27] Yotsuya**
* Did "destruction" refer to the*
* area this village is in?*
***SIGN*** Stop the destruction of the village of Zagroth.
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 30 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[10:31] Yotsuya**
*Or did it refer to the people living here?*
**[10:35] Yotsuya**
* But in these circumstances,*
* there's only one choice.*
**[10:40] Yotsuya**
It's impossible for us to take out that
swarm of monsters as we are now.
**[10:44] Shindou**
Let's escape by the tunnel
we came in through.
**[10:47] Yotsuya**
No, the monsters are dropping down from
right above the entrance to that tunnel.
**[10:51] Yotsuya**
If we go there now,
we'll run right into them.
**[10:58] Froc**
I'll go tell the villagers!
**[11:00] Hako**
Froc-kun!
**[11:02] Froc**
I'll bring them here.
**[11:04] Froc**
I'm sure the heroes here will
do something about it!
**[11:06] Hako**
Huh?
**[11:07] Yotsuya**
What do we do?
**[11:09] Torii**
What choice do we have but to fight?
**[11:11] Toki**
Are you nuts? You could barely
survive a fight with a bat!
**[11:15] Torii**
Shut up, glasses!
**[11:16] Toki**
Glasses are a recognized attribute!
**[11:18] Torii**
Huh? Attri—
The hell are you talking about?
**[11:20] Iris**
They won't come loose!
**[11:23] Hako**
There might be an escape route...
**[11:31] Hako**
You said the bottom fell out of
this well and it dried up, right?
**[11:35] Cox**
Y-Yes. There was an earthquake,
and the water dried up.
**[11:39] Cox**
I ordered an investigation, but it was
too deep, so we just sealed it up.
**[11:43] Hako**
If the bottom fell out, it might
lead to that limestone cave.
**[11:48] Yotsuya**
That's definitely possible, but...
**[11:50] Shindou**
Even if we can escape underground
through this well...
**[11:54] Hako**
I'll go down first to test it.
**[11:56] Shindou**
How are you going to get down?
**[11:58] Hako**
I'll jump down.
**[11:59] Hako**
As a Heavy Warrior, I have
the strongest armor.
**[12:03] Torii**
Huh?
**[12:04] Toki**
Wait...
**[12:05] Hako**
I might die, but you guys will
be able to find my location.
**[12:09] Glenda**
But there might be muddy
water running below.
**[12:12] Glenda**
And not just that.
We don't know what's down there.
**[12:15] Hako**
If it doesn't work, we'll
just leave it alone.
**[12:18] Hako**
I think it's worth trying,
**[12:20] Hako**
even if we have to sacrifice one pawn.
**[12:22] Hako**
Right, Yotsuya-kun?
**[12:23] Yotsuya**
Huh? Uh... Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[12:27] Yotsuya**
* She's not wrong, but why'd*
* she say that to me?*
**[12:30] Hako**
I'm just going to do what I can.
**[12:38] Hako**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Reviving
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Kusue
**[12:42] Yotsuya**
She's moving again!
**[12:44] Yotsuya**
Looks like there's ground to stand on.
**[12:53] Hako**
One, two, three.
**[12:55] Torii**
This is...
**[12:57] Toki**
...really dangerous, isn't it?
**[12:59] Toki**
The little ones are already
reaching the village.
**[13:05] Shindou**
How much more should we cut?
**[13:07] Yotsuya**
Hakozaki-san counted to three
before she hit the bottom,
**[13:11] Yotsuya**
so if we assume it's 40 meters,
we just need enough for that much.
**[13:15] Yotsuya**
Help me tie these up, please.
**[13:17] Shindou**
Sure.
**[13:17] Glenda**
Okay.
**[13:19] Iris**
Cheer up, Grandpa.
**[13:22] Iris**
The heroes said they're gonna save us.
**[13:24] Cox**
If the village of Zagroth
is lost, I'll be...
**[13:27] Cox**
I'm sorry, Iris.
**[13:29] Yotsuya**
* So they closed off the village to minimize*
* the risk of it being destroyed,*
**[13:33] Yotsuya**
* and he ruled over that*
* tiny, closed-off world?*
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
*What scum.*
**[13:39] Iris**
Don't worry.
**[13:40] Iris**
Even if the village is lost, my grandpa
is the most important person here.
**[13:44] Yotsuya**
*He'll have no more authority.*
**[13:47] Villager**
Help!
**[13:49] Torii**
Here they come! Hurry!
**[13:52] Toki**
That's all?
**[14:15] Torii**
Are you serious?
**[14:17] Toki**
What about Jezby's group?!
**[14:21] Froc**
Jezby... Mom... Lanan...
**[14:28] Jezby**
Froc!
**[14:31] Froc**
Jezby! Lanan!
**[14:36] Froc**
Look out!
**[14:39] Froc**
Lanan, Jezby...
**[14:41] Froc**
I'm so glad you're safe.
**[14:43] Froc**
Where's my mom?
**[14:45] Jezby**
When we were running away...
She was protecting us...
**[14:53] Froc**
Damn it...
**[14:55] Froc**
Let's run to the chief's house!
**[15:07] Cox**
You can do it!
**[15:09] Cox**
Just take them one at a time,
and you'll be fine!
**[15:18] Froc**
Careful, Jezby.
**[15:20] Jezby**
Okay.
**[15:26] Torii**
What now?
**[15:27] Toki**
They're looking this way...
**[15:29] Torii**
Yeah...
**[15:30] Glenda**
You okay, Froc?
**[15:31] Froc**
Yeah. Lanan, come down one at a time.
**[15:35] Froc**
Go ahead.
**[15:37] Yotsuya**
Shindou-san and Glen-san,
you two go down first.
**[15:40] Yotsuya**
I'll go get the two guards.
**[15:47] Cox**
Iris!
**[15:52] Hako**
It's okay.
**[15:54] Hako**
You're okay now.
**[15:57] Iris**
Thank you...
**[16:00] Cox**
Iris! Are you hurt?
You're not hurt, are you?!
**[16:03] Iris**
No.
**[16:06] Cox**
F-Forgive me, Great Hero.
**[16:12] Cox**
What I did to you...
**[16:16] Hako**
More are still coming down, right?
Please help them.
**[16:19] Cox**
R-Right...
**[16:23] Yotsuya**
Get to the well, you two!
**[16:25] Yotsuya**
Hurry!
**[16:27] Torii**
They all started heading this
way at once! We're in trouble!
**[16:32] Toki**
The ladder!
**[16:35] Torii**
They're...
**[16:44] Toki**
No other choice now. We have to...
**[16:47] Torii**
...die, huh?
**[16:51] Torii**
Whoa, watch it! Don't pull
that! I'm gonna fall!
**[16:54] Toki**
Once the time came to do it, I got scared!
**[16:59] Yotsuya**
*These guys didn't just wander in here.*
**[17:04] Yotsuya**
* They're clearly trying*
* to destroy the village.*
**[17:07] Yotsuya**
*They're not like the orcs on Jiffon Island.*
**[17:12] Yotsuya**
* It's almost like someone's*
* controlling them...*
**[17:27] Yotsuya**
I'm back!
**[17:28] Iris**
They all really did come back to life!
**[17:30] Froc**
Heroes are amazing!
**[17:32] Torii**
I thought I was gonna die.
**[17:34] Toki**
Yeah, you *did* die.
**[17:36] Glenda**
We can't stay long.
We should keep moving.
**[17:39] Yotsuya**
You're right.
**[17:46] Yotsuya**
We made it out.
**[17:47] Glenda**
It took about six hours after
we came down the well.
**[17:50] Glenda**
I guess we should consider ourselves lucky.
**[17:53] Shindou**
We got out, but if we just keep this up...
**[17:55] Hako**
Yeah...
**[17:57] Torii**
So now we take all our
stuff and... do what?
**[18:00] Yotsuya**
They're not "stuff."
**[18:01] Yotsuya**
These people are important
for completing the quest.
**[18:05] Yotsuya**
Even if the monsters destroy the village,
**[18:07] Yotsuya**
the fact that we're still here
can mean only one thing.
**[18:11] Torii**
What does that mean?
**[18:12] Shindou**
You don't get it?
**[18:14] Shindou**
If they were all dead,
it'd be game over for us.
**[18:25] Froc**
Are you okay, Jezby?
**[18:26] Jezby**
Yeah. How about you, Lanan?
**[18:31] Iris**
I'm tired! I can't walk anymore!
**[18:34] Cox**
Iris, if we stay here,
**[18:37] Cox**
there's no telling when the
monsters will come after us.
**[18:40] Iris**
But my feet hurt, and I'm hungry!
**[18:45] Yotsuya**
If you don't want to die, perhaps you
wouldn't mind walking, please?
**[18:49] Iris**
No!
**[18:51] Yotsuya**
*This little...*
**[18:52] Torii**
Want me to carry you on my back, then?
**[18:55] Iris**
Really?
**[18:56] Torii**
Torii the Hero is great at piggyback rides.
**[18:59] Iris**
Yay!
**[19:00] Iris**
A piggyback ride from a hero!
**[19:02] Torii**
Man, you're so light, Iris.
**[19:05] Yotsuya**
*You were just calling her "stuff" earlier.*
**[19:09] Yotsuya**
He switches gears so quickly.
**[19:12] Hako**
It looks like we came out on the opposite
side from where we entered the village.
**[19:16] Glenda**
I guess maps don't do any good, then.
**[19:21] Yotsuya**
What is it?
**[19:25] Glenda**
That's...
**[19:27] Glenda**
not a game trail.
**[19:28] Glenda**
It looks like it was formed by people
walking back and forth a lot.
**[19:31] Hako**
But the person who led us here said there
were no towns or anything on this side.
**[19:37] Yotsuya**
Was it goblins?
**[19:39] Yotsuya**
If so, this area is dangerous, too.
**[19:42] Glenda**
Why don't we check it out, Yuusuke?
**[19:44] Yotsuya**
Just walking around blindly
certainly won't get us anywhere.
**[19:49] Yotsuya**
So on that note,
Glen-san and I will go investigate.
**[19:52] Torii**
Okay, I'll go, too.
**[19:53] Torii**
Wait here, okay?
**[19:55] Iris**
No!
**[19:56] Iris**
Torii the Hero has to stay with me!
**[19:59] Toki**
Nice to see that girls actually
like you this time.
**[20:01] Torii**
Lay off!
**[20:03] Yotsuya**
There's no guarantee the monster
won't attack here, too.
**[20:06] Yotsuya**
We'll just do a minimal investigation.
**[20:08] Glenda**
Take care of the rest.
**[20:14] Glenda**
There's actually a settlement here?
**[20:17] Yotsuya**
Is it a thieves' hideout?
**[20:19] Yotsuya**
But attacking anywhere from a remote place
like this wouldn't be very efficient.
**[20:25] Yotsuya**
It's hard to believe.
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
Glen-san?
**[20:28] Glenda**
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
**[20:32] Yotsuya**
A proverb?! This auto-translation
thing is amazing!
**[20:36] Yotsuya**
Looks like no one's around.
**[20:40] Yotsuya**
I guess we can use this place as a base.
**[20:44] Yotsuya**
Even better if there's
something we can eat...
**[20:48] Yotsuya**
Was that...
**[20:49] Glenda**
Yeah.
**[20:53] Shindou**
Huh? Bayne-san wasn't your real dad?
**[20:56] Jezby**
That's right.
**[20:57] Jezby**
He took me in when I was
orphaned as a small child.
**[21:01] Froc**
That was ages ago. He might
as well be your real dad.
**[21:05] Jezby**
Yeah. If he wasn't, he wouldn't
have left the village.
**[21:13] Froc**
Jezby...
**[21:25] Cox**
My village is gone.
**[21:26] Cox**
What am I to do now?
**[21:29] Torii**
What else? All you can do
is try the best you can.
**[21:32] Torii**
You've got Iris, after all, Grandpa.
**[21:36] Cox**
Yes... You're right.
***SIGN*** The Monsters Attack
**[23:24] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** The Flying Monster, Falcon, Appears!
***SIGN*** Iris Changes Her Name to Ohyama
***SIGN*** Shindou Job-Changes to Jobless
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"The Flying Monster, Falcon, Appears!"
**[23:28] GM**
"Iris Changes Her Name to Ohyama"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Shindou Job Changes to
Jobless," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:36] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:37] GM**
Bye!
# E22 - A Will to Destroy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WV41/a-will-to-destroy)
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**[00:06] Yotsuya**
Looks like no one's around.
**[00:15] Old**
Are you... heroes?
**[01:59] Shindou**
Yotsuya-kun and Glen-san
sure are taking a while.
**[02:01] Hako**
I hope they get back
before the sun goes down.
**[02:04] Jezby**
If only I could've gotten Dad to
tell me exactly where Dan went...
**[02:09] Froc**
You don't need to worry about that, Jezby.
**[02:13] Cox**
Zagroth was producing fewer and fewer crops.
**[02:16] Cox**
There was no way we could continue
to feed all who lived there.
**[02:20] Cox**
If we didn't weed out those who didn't work,
**[02:23] Cox**
everyone would have eventually
starved to death.
**[02:26] Toki**
*Oh, man. He actually said it.*
**[02:29] Cox**
I'm not asking for your understanding now.
**[02:41] Shindou**
Goblins!
**[02:43] Hako**
Stay back!
**[02:44] Froc**
Okay!
**[02:46] Torii**
I won't lose this time!
**[02:59] Toki**
Seriously?!
**[03:03] Torii**
Get the kids and the old man out of here.
**[03:05] Torii**
We'll handle this!
**[03:06] Toki**
R-Right!
**[03:08] Toki**
We're running away! Follow me!
**[03:11] Hako**
Iu-chan, I'll be our shield!
**[03:14] Shindou**
Okay!
**[03:18] Hako**
This side!
**[03:25] Torii**
Iu-chan, look out!
**[03:29] GM**
Congratula.
**[03:31] Shindou**
Yes! Rank 10!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 160 l 0 160
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 160 l 0 160
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 40 l 0 40
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
***SIGN*** Warrior (Sword) Rank 10
***SIGN*** Health > 225%
Upper Body > 195%
Lower Body > 185%
Involuntary
Muscle > 175%
Strength > 195%
***SIGN*** •Can use wind magic.
**[03:33] GM**
Time for the job roul.
***SIGN*** Job
Roulette
**[03:35] Shindou**
Gimme something good! And no Wizards!
***SIGN*** Elite Warrior (Sword)
***SIGN*** Heavy
Warrior
(Sword)
***SIGN*** Knight
(Sword)
**[03:38] GM**
Bam! Elite Warrior (Sword)!
**[03:41] Shindou**
Hell yeah! An elite job!
**[03:47] Torii**
Huh? You changed jobs?
**[03:50] Shindou**
Just leave the rest to me.
**[03:59] Hako**
Iu-chan's amazing!
**[04:01] Torii**
How is she so far ahead of me?
**[04:07] Toki**
We should be far enough now...
**[04:09] Froc**
Great Hero, in front of us!
**[04:11] Toki**
Huh?
**[04:15] Toki**
M-My bow...
**[04:17] Toki**
Wait, this range is too close!
**[04:19] Toki**
O-Oh, right! My staff! My staff!
**[04:23] Toki**
Majiha...
**[04:25] Toki**
Fire!
**[04:32] Toki**
It wasn't enough...
**[04:36] Toki**
Huh?
**[04:40] Toki**
Glen-san?
**[04:42] Glenda**
You okay, Yuka?
**[04:43] Toki**
Y-Yeah, I think so...
**[04:46] Glenda**
They're over here!
**[04:47] Yotsuya**
You guys ran pretty far.
**[04:50] Yotsuya**
Oh, everything's taken care
of on Shindou-san's side.
**[04:55] Froc**
Bro?
**[04:57] Dan**
Froc!
**[04:59] Froc**
Bro!
**[05:01] Froc**
I missed you! I missed you so much!
**[05:03] Dan**
Froc, thank goodness you're safe.
**[05:08] Dan**
You're...
**[05:10] Jezby**
Jezby, from the Culas family.
**[05:12] Dan**
Oh, you're Bayne's daughter, Jezby!
**[05:16] Jezby**
Yes, Dan.
**[05:18] Jezby**
It's a miracle that you two have met again.
**[05:25] Froc**
The people who left on the
Journey of Hope stayed here?
**[05:28] Dan**
Yeah.
**[05:29] Jaca**
We heard what happened to the village, Chief.
**[05:32] Cox**
J-Jaca...
**[05:34] Cox**
I'm glad to see you're also well.
**[05:37] Jaca**
No thanks to you.
**[05:39] Jaca**
Anyway, you must be exhausted.
**[05:41] Jaca**
Come this way.
**[05:45] Jaca**
We don't have much, but help yourselves.
**[05:48] Torii**
I feel like it's been ages
since I saw real food!
**[05:52] Jaca**
When I lived in the village, I was a cook.
**[05:56] Jaca**
I prepare all the food here.
**[05:58] Torii**
I'll dig right in, then!
**[06:00] Jaca**
You can use this hut and
the one next door tonight.
**[06:04] Jaca**
We'll be in the ones over there.
**[06:07] Dan**
I see... So Bayne is...
**[06:10] Jezby**
But everyone from the
village... and your mother...
**[06:15] Jezby**
The monsters got them...
right in front of me...
**[06:20] Dan**
I'm just glad you two and Froc are alive.
**[06:25] Dan**
Right now, let's just think
about what to do next.
**[06:29] Yotsuya**
Speaking of what we need to do next...
**[06:34] Old Man A**
Oh, you two are here, too?
**[06:37] Old Man A**
If you want food, we'll get you some.
**[06:39] Iris**
Excuse me?!
**[06:40] Iris**
Back in the village, you were
always bowing to Grandpa!
**[06:43] Cox**
Stop, Iris.
**[06:44] Iris**
But—
**[06:45] Old Man C**
Those of us who were run out
of the village are alive,
**[06:49] Old Man C**
and those who stayed are
dead. How very ironic.
**[06:53] Old Man D**
Indeed. And we were told that we were
leaving to help our kids and grandkids.
**[07:03] Dan**
A few weeks ago,
**[07:05] Dan**
while I was searching for New Eden,
**[07:08] Dan**
I came across this settlement.
**[07:10] Dan**
When I thought about the people here,
**[07:13] Dan**
I couldn't bring myself to leave.
**[07:15] Dan**
Before I got here, they didn't
even have any decent food to eat.
**[07:19] Yotsuya**
So that meat from before...
**[07:21] Dan**
Yes.
**[07:22] Dan**
It was a deer I hunted.
**[07:25] Froc**
My brother was the best
hunter in the village.
**[07:30] Shindou**
So that's what happened.
**[07:31] Hako**
And you've been here ever since?
**[07:34] Dan**
Well, I guess you might say that.
**[07:37] Torii**
Oh, does that mean our quest is cleared?
**[07:40] Toki**
You know it doesn't.
**[07:42] Yotsuya**
We should leave this place
sooner rather than later.
**[07:45] Dan**
What?
**[07:46] Toki**
See?
**[07:48] Yotsuya**
The monsters that attacked Zagroth
**[07:51] Yotsuya**
seemed like they possessed
a will to kill humans.
**[07:56] Yotsuya**
I suspect someone is controlling them.
**[07:59] Dan**
Who? And why?
**[08:02] Yotsuya**
I don't know. That's why we're in danger.
**[08:05] Yotsuya**
I think there's a good chance that
swarm of monsters will attack here.
**[08:09] Dan**
How do you know that?
**[08:11] Yotsuya**
U-Uh...
***SIGN*** Stop the destruction of the village of Zagroth.
***SIGN*** (Time limit: 30 days)
***SIGN*** Quest Time!
**[08:13] Yotsuya**
* It's only been fifteen days*
* since this quest started.*
**[08:17] Toki**
That half-faced freak came up with this.
**[08:21] Toki**
No way in hell he's just gonna be like,
"Okay, you've finished this que."
**[08:25] Yotsuya**
It's...
**[08:26] Yotsuya**
my hero's intuition!
**[08:28] Toki**
He said it outright!
**[08:29] Dan**
In that case... we have no choice.
**[08:32] Toki**
And he believed it instantly!
**[08:34] Dan**
So does that mean we
should head for New Eden?
**[08:38] Glenda**
What is New Eden, anyway?
**[08:41] Dan**
A legend that's been passed down
in the village since ancient times.
**[08:44] Dan**
It's said that eternal
peace is guaranteed there.
**[08:47] Dan**
The original goal of the Journey
of Hope was to search for New Eden,
**[08:52] Dan**
and young people were chosen for it.
**[08:55] Hako**
To find New Eden?
**[08:57] Dan**
Now, it's just an excuse to get rid
of people seen as troublemakers.
**[09:00] Cox**
There is a continuation
to the legend of New Eden.
**[09:04] Dan**
There is? I've never heard of...
**[09:06] Cox**
Of course not.
**[09:08] Cox**
It had been handed down in secret only to
those who inherit the title of village chief.
**[09:14] Shindou**
What's the continuation?
**[09:17] Cox**
Only those who choose to die
themselves are led to New Eden.
**[09:24] Hako**
A place you get to by choosing death...
**[09:26] Hako**
So it's the afterlife?
**[09:28] Dan**
You were deceiving the people
of Zagroth all this time?!
**[09:32] Cox**
What choice did I have?
**[09:34] Cox**
I can only keep a poor
village going for so long.
**[09:38] Cox**
The village chief has a
duty to protect Zagroth.
**[09:41] Dan**
Because of that, everyone in the village
**[09:43] Dan**
was so anxious about when
they might be chosen
**[09:46] Dan**
that they lived their
lives sucking up to you!
**[09:50] Shindou**
But if it still hasn't been found,
**[09:54] Shindou**
doesn't that mean it's really
just a legend in the end?
**[10:00] Jezby**
New Eden is real!
**[10:02] Froc**
Jezby?
**[10:04] Jezby**
I'm sorry... I just remembered something.
**[10:08] Jezby**
Something I heard from my real
parents before they died.
**[10:12] Jezby**
They said there's a peaceful
land beyond this forest,
**[10:16] Jezby**
and people live there!
**[10:18] Froc**
Is that true, Jezby?!
**[10:20] Yotsuya**
Well, at any rate, so long as
those monsters are in Zagroth,
**[10:24] Yotsuya**
we can't go back.
**[10:26] Yotsuya**
We need to find a place where the
villagers can live permanently...
**[10:30] Yotsuya**
* Or the village of Zagroth*
* will be considered destroyed,*
**[10:33] Yotsuya**
*and we'll have failed this quest.*
**[10:35] Jezby**
Great Heroes!
**[10:37] Jezby**
With all of your help,
I'm sure we can find it!
**[10:42] Jezby**
We'll find New Eden!
**[10:44] Yotsuya**
W-Well...
**[10:46] Yotsuya**
In any case, we do need to leave this forest.
**[10:49] Glenda**
Food is scarce,
**[10:51] Glenda**
and we'll have the elderly
with us on top of that.
**[10:53] Glenda**
Who knows how long it'll take to get out?
**[10:56] Dan**
Also...
**[10:57] Dan**
There's a major obstacle along the way.
**[11:00] Dan**
A goblin settlement.
**[11:02] Shindou**
A goblin settlement?
**[11:03] Dan**
The surrounding forest is too deep.
**[11:05] Dan**
We'll have to pass through
the settlement to get out.
**[11:09] Dan**
I tried it, but gave up and turned back,
**[11:11] Dan**
and that's when I reunited
with the people here.
**[11:14] Glenda**
How many goblins?
**[11:15] Dan**
At least 30, I'd say.
**[11:18] Shindou**
That's a lot.
**[11:20] Yotsuya**
But if it's a settlement...
**[11:22] Yotsuya**
They'll be gathered in one place,
which makes a sneak attack easier.
**[11:26] Froc**
What is it?
**[11:27] Jezby**
I thought I'd borrow a blanket for Iris.
**[11:32] Cox**
Thank you.
**[11:33] Cox**
I should go get one for her,
but, well... those folks...
**[11:38] Jezby**
It's all right.
**[11:44] Froc**
What's the point in showing
kindness to people like them?
**[11:48] Shindou**
What?
**[11:49] Hako**
Nothing.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
down the cellular
metabolism of creatures by
touching with the palm>
Can accelerate the target's therapeutic power and heal
wounds more quickly. However, it is not possible to
surpass the individual's own regenerative ability, and
when used, the nutrients essential for metabolism are
consumed from the target's body.
**[12:06] Toki**
These people are a lot quieter
than they were yesterday.
**[12:10] Toki**
It's like they've changed.
**[12:12] Shindou**
Well...
**[12:16] (Flashback) Jaca**
Wh-What's that?!
**[12:18] (Flashback) Cox**
A monster's roar! It's the
one that attacked Zagroth!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Old Man C**
What?!
**[12:23] Shindou**
After hearing that roar...
**[12:30] Dan**
They can't keep walking any longer.
**[12:33] Yotsuya**
I guess you're right.
**[12:39] Hako**
What? Right now?
**[12:41] Glenda**
Night would definitely be the
best time for a sneak attack.
**[12:43] Yotsuya**
It'll be me, Shindou-san, and Torii,
with Dan-san along as our guide.
**[12:48] Glenda**
Got it. Don't do anything rash.
**[12:52] Shindou**
Leave it to us.
**[12:54] Yotsuya**
Well, we're going now.
**[12:56] Yotsuya**
Take care of things here.
**[12:57] Iris**
Torii the Hero, are you going somewhere?
**[13:00] Torii**
Nah, I'll be right back. Just wait here.
**[13:03] Torii**
This time I'm gonna beat those
goblins and change jobs.
**[13:07] Iris**
Change jobs?
**[13:08] Torii**
It means I'm gonna come back
even stronger and cooler!
**[13:16] Shindou**
I'm surprised, though.
**[13:17] Torii**
Huh? Why?
**[13:19] Shindou**
I wouldn't have guessed you liked kids.
**[13:21] Dan**
Shh! Get down!
**[13:26] Shindou**
The goblin settlement?
I've never seen one before.
**[13:30] Yotsuya**
Wait here, Dan-san.
**[13:31] Dan**
Be careful.
**[13:38] Shindou**
Are they guards?
**[13:40] Yotsuya**
I'll erase my presence with
creature magic and take them out.
**[13:44] Yotsuya**
Follow me after that.
**[13:53] Yotsuya**
Now we'll split up and kill the
ones sleeping in the nests.
**[13:58] Shindou**
I don't feel too great about
doing stuff like this.
**[14:01] Torii**
Okay, on to the next one.
**[14:04] Torii**
No one's home? Or no one lives here?
**[14:07] Shindou**
Keita!
**[14:10] Yotsuya**
Behind you!
**[14:12] Torii**
Bastard!
**[14:15] Torii**
Weren't they supposed to be asleep?!
**[14:17] Yotsuya**
Were the sleeping ones just decoys?
**[14:19] Shindou**
We have no choice but to fight them now!
**[14:22] Hako**
And that's how we cleared
the Jiffon Island quest.
**[14:27] Glenda**
You guys went through a lot, huh?
**[14:28] Glenda**
This was very informative.
**[14:30] Hako**
But... I'm still too scared
to even kill any monsters.
**[14:36] Hako**
Um, Glen-san...
Remember what you said before?
**[14:41] (Flashback) Glenda**
You try to bear too much
weight alone, Kusue.
**[14:43] (Flashback) Glenda**
I don't like dead bodies, either.
**[14:46] (Flashback) Glenda**
There was a time when I almost
became depressed because of it.
**[14:49] Hako**
Did you mean...
**[14:50] Glenda**
Yeah.
**[14:51] Glenda**
My father used to be a soldier in the army.
**[14:55] Glenda**
He was discharged after
being diagnosed with PTSD.
**[14:59] Glenda**
His mind was so scarred,
he drowned himself in drink.
**[15:03] Glenda**
Eventually, he started to show me photos
of the battlefield he fought on.
**[15:07] Hako**
A battlefield?
**[15:09] Glenda**
Photos of soldiers and
civilians in tragic states.
**[15:13] Glenda**
Day after day, he said,
**[15:15] Glenda**
"I protected this country for all of you.
**[15:17] Glenda**
You're obligated to be grateful to me."
**[15:21] Hako**
Oh, no...
**[15:23] Glenda**
So I ran away.
**[15:24] Hako**
Ran away?!
**[15:25] Glenda**
I told him I'd never have
children because I like women,
**[15:29] Glenda**
and he pointed a rifle at me.
**[15:32] Glenda**
That's when I left.
**[15:36] Glenda**
I've been moving all around
the world ever since.
**[15:42] Hako**
Is something wrong?
**[15:43] Jezby**
Well...
**[15:44] Iris**
Grandpa is gone.
**[15:46] Glenda**
Maybe he went to the bathroom?
**[15:49] Glenda**
Yuka?
**[15:50] Glenda**
It's not time to switch yet...
**[15:54] Toki**
Big trouble! Uh, er... ah...
**[15:57] Toki**
Um...
**[16:02] Toki**
I was patrolling and found him lying here.
**[16:04] Toki**
I tried talking to him, but he was already...
**[16:06] Hako**
Who could have done this?
**[16:08] Glenda**
A single strike to the heart...
**[16:10] Iris**
Grandpa! Grandpa!
**[16:13] Jezby**
Don't, Iris!
**[16:14] Iris**
No! Grandpa!
**[16:17] Glenda**
I'm going to check on the old folks.
**[16:18] Iris**
Grandpa!
**[16:21] Old Man A**
The chief was killed?!
**[16:23] Glenda**
The crime was clearly
committed by human hands.
**[16:26] Old Man A**
Are you saying we did it?!
**[16:29] Glenda**
You guys had a grudge against Cox.
**[16:33] Glenda**
It's hard not to suspect you after
the way you acted toward him.
**[16:36] Old Man B**
Y-You must be joking!
**[16:38] Jaca**
You're right. We have a grudge against him.
**[16:40] Old Man B**
Hey! Jaca!
**[16:43] Jaca**
But after being forced out of our settlement,
**[16:45] Jaca**
we have nothing left but despair.
**[16:48] Jaca**
What point would there be
in stabbing the chief now?
**[17:08] Torii**
A few of them ran away!
**[17:10] Yotsuya**
Well, we took down their settlement.
**[17:13] Yotsuya**
Let's head back and bring everyone here.
**[17:20] Iris**
You have to find who killed Grandpa
and make them suffer the same fate!
**[17:25] Torii**
Yeah, you're right.
**[17:27] Glenda**
It seems unnatural for Cox to have
been out there alone so late at night.
**[17:31] Glenda**
I bet he was either taken there
or called there by someone.
**[17:35] Yotsuya**
And everyone here besides us has a motive.
**[17:39] Glenda**
Anyway, we should head to the
goblin settlement for now.
**[17:43] Jaca**
Wow, this is remarkable!
**[17:45] Glenda**
Think you can use it?
**[17:47] Jaca**
Yes. It's so well-maintained.
**[17:50] Jaca**
It's hard to believe monsters lived here.
**[17:52] Jaca**
It'll be worth wielding my knife for us here!
**[17:55] Glenda**
I wish you had just stuck with
using that knife to cook.
**[17:58] Jaca**
Huh?
**[18:00] Dan**
Thank you. We should be
able to rest a bit here.
**[18:04] Yotsuya**
We can't relax for long, though.
**[18:07] Dan**
What is it?
**[18:08] Yotsuya**
Nothing.
**[18:09] Toki**
Magic? Here?
**[18:11] Yotsuya**
Any kind works. Just fire
a lot of it in succession.
**[18:16] Toki**
Majiha Fire!
**[18:18] Shindou**
Wind!
**[18:20] Shindou**
Is that enough?
**[18:22] Toki**
You want us to use up all our MP?
**[18:24] Yotsuya**
That's what I want you to check.
**[18:27] Shindou**
Huh?
**[18:27] ---**
m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 155 l 0 155
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka
Wizard (Heat)
***SIGN*** Health > 175%
Upper Body > 125%
Lower Body > 125%
Involuntary
Muscle > 195%
Strength > 155%
***SIGN*** •Can use
heat magic.
***SIGN*** Mana 1142/1527
***SIGN*** Heat 43x120%
**[18:27] ---**
m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 155 l 0 155
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
Wizard (Wind)
***SIGN*** Health > 290%
Upper Body > 275%
Lower Body > 270%
Involuntary
Muscle > 245%
Strength > 270%
***SIGN*** •Can use
wind magic.
***SIGN*** MP 1197/1580
***SIGN*** Wind 43x120%
**[18:28] Toki**
I still have plenty of MP left.
**[18:31] Yotsuya**
I tested it earlier, too.
**[18:33] Yotsuya**
When I fought the goblins here
earlier, I thought, just maybe...
**[18:37] Yotsuya**
It's just like that place.
**[18:39] Shindou**
What place?
**[18:41] Yotsuya**
The place where we met Jezby.
**[18:51] Cantil**
I must hurry.
**[18:55] Torii**
Why do I have to babysit?
**[18:58] Iris**
I have a great idea!
**[19:00] Torii**
Huh?
**[19:01] Iris**
When I still lived in Zagroth,
I saw a flying monster.
**[19:04] Iris**
We just need that!
**[19:06] Iris**
If we find it and fly on it,
we won't have to walk anymore!
**[19:10] Torii**
A flying monster?
**[19:12] Iris**
Yeah. Someone was riding on it.
**[19:14] Froc**
Don't believe her. Iris lies all the time.
**[19:19] Iris**
What did you say?!
**[19:20] Jezby**
I believe you, Iris.
**[19:23] Jezby**
Froc, you shouldn't bully girls.
**[19:26] Froc**
I-I wasn't bullying...
**[19:31] Dan**
I brought everyone here.
**[19:33] Glenda**
Thank you.
**[19:34] Dan**
What did you want to talk to us about?
**[19:36] Glenda**
I know who killed Cox.
**[19:42] Dan**
Jaca?
**[19:44] Glenda**
I had forgotten that he was a cook.
**[19:48] Glenda**
No one could cut flesh without this.
**[19:51] Glenda**
And aside from our weapons, it's the
only blade sharp enough to stab someone.
**[19:57] Dan**
But couldn't someone have taken
the knife and used it to kill him?
**[20:01] Glenda**
He said it himself.
**[20:03] Dan**
Huh?
**[20:04] (Flashback) Jaca**
What point would there be
in stabbing the chief now?
**[20:08] Glenda**
In other words, he knew Cox had been
stabbed before I told him how he died.
**[20:13] Dan**
Is it true, Jaca?
**[20:16] Iris**
You...
**[20:20] Iris**
You... You!
**[20:22] Iris**
How dare you?!
How dare you do that to Grandpa?!
**[20:25] Torii**
Stop, Iris!
**[20:26] Jezby**
Iris, calm down!
**[20:28] Iris**
Let go of me!
**[20:29] Jezby**
I'll take her.
**[20:31] Glenda**
Setting aside the details for later...
**[20:34] Glenda**
Are you all sure you knew nothing about this?
**[20:38] Torii**
I'll toss him into the
nest over there for now.
**[20:44] Glenda**
*It's like the old men said.*
**[20:46] Glenda**
*What point is there in killing him now?*
**[21:00] Shindou**
So what do we do now?
**[21:02] Yotsuya**
We'll just have to leave him.
**[21:04] Hako**
Leave him? Here?
**[21:06] Yotsuya**
We need to move forward.
**[21:09] Yotsuya**
We don't have time to get involved with him.
**[21:11] Hako**
But...
**[21:14] Glenda**
It's true that we're not the police,
and we don't have the right to judge him.
**[21:19] Glenda**
But there's one thing that bothers me.
**[21:22] Torii**
Huh? Iris?
**[21:28] Toki**
That's where Jaca is!
**[21:30] Torii**
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute!
**[21:32] Glenda**
What is she trying to do?!
**[21:33] Torii**
Iris!
**[21:40] Torii**
Iris...
***SIGN*** A Will to Destroy
**[23:25] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Jezby
***SIGN*** Cantil Rising
***SIGN*** Lanan Attempts a Tongue-Twister
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:26] GM**
"Magical Girl Jezby,"
**[23:28] GM**
"Cantil Rising,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Lanan Attempts a
Tongue-Twister," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:35] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
# E23 - Dragon Bishop
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDPE0/dragon-bishop)
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**[00:04] Torii**
Iris?
**[00:15] Torii**
Hey! You're kidding me, right?!
**[00:22] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun!
**[00:26] Yotsuya**
What did I tell you?
**[00:28] Yotsuya**
This is my job.
**[00:32] Torii**
Why?!
**[00:34] Torii**
Why is this happening?!
**[02:33] Toki**
This is... the same thing that
happened to Jezby's dad, isn't it?
**[02:38] Glenda**
Yeah. A wireworm.
**[02:42] Shindou**
How could this...
**[02:44] Yotsuya**
*Iris was with us the whole time.*
**[02:47] Yotsuya**
So when did she get infected?
**[03:06] Jezby**
I can't believe this
happened to Iris, too...
**[03:10] Froc**
The same monster that got Bayne-san?
**[03:13] Old Man A**
Jaca...
**[03:16] Old Man A**
Sorry... We made it this far,
but I just don't feel well...
**[03:21] Old Man B**
You, too?
**[03:23] Froc**
Actually, neither do we.
**[03:26] Old**
What could this mean?
**[03:29] Yotsuya**
Their bodies?
**[03:30] Dan**
Yes.
**[03:32] Dan**
Everyone's feeling weak and
tired for unknown reasons.
**[03:34] Toki**
We feel just fine, though.
**[03:37] Hako**
Yeah...
**[03:38] Hako**
D-Does that mean...
**[03:41] Yotsuya**
The same symptoms we saw on Jiffon Island.
**[03:43] Toki**
So is that Dragon Bishop doing another
ritual somewhere around here, too?
**[03:54] Shindou**
You okay, Keita?
**[04:00] Torii**
Y-Yeah. Totally fine.
**[04:04] Shindou**
She really liked you, huh?
**[04:07] Torii**
I told you, I'm fine.
**[04:10] Shindou**
It's so unfair.
**[04:12] Torii**
Huh?
**[04:13] Shindou**
We were just flung here out of nowhere,
**[04:16] Shindou**
then went through all these
awful, scary things...
**[04:19] Shindou**
It's true for me, and all of them, too.
**[04:22] Shindou**
And he tries to play it cool, but I
think Yotsuya-kun feels it, too.
**[04:26] Shindou**
But...
**[04:28] Shindou**
I don't want to die in a
scenario as unfair as this.
**[04:31] Torii**
I guess...
**[04:33] Torii**
Ow!
**[04:35] Shindou**
So let's all survive until the very end.
**[04:38] Shindou**
You have to look out for your
little brother, don't you?
**[04:43] Torii**
Yeah.
**[04:44] Torii**
You're right.
**[04:47] Shindou**
Hey, why don't we all go to
the beach together sometime?
**[04:51] Torii**
The beach, huh? Sounds nice.
**[04:55] Shindou**
Once we all make it back safe, that is.
**[05:02] Froc**
You remember now?
**[05:05] Jezby**
New Eden is past the rising sun,
**[05:07] Jezby**
on the other side of this forest.
**[05:10] Yotsuya**
What?
**[05:11] Dan**
To the east, huh?
**[05:13] Dan**
I've never gone that way.
**[05:15] Glenda**
What should we do, Yuusuke?
**[05:17] Yotsuya**
If the Dragon Bishop really
is involved in all this,
**[05:21] Yotsuya**
it'll be dangerous to just go in blind.
**[05:25] Froc**
Great Hero, you don't
believe what Jezby says?
**[05:28] Yotsuya**
No, it's not that...
**[05:32] Yotsuya**
* We can't make this decision*
* based on a childhood memory.*
**[05:36] Yotsuya**
*But...*
**[05:42] Shindou**
Monsters?!
**[05:43] Yotsuya**
Shit!
**[05:48] Yotsuya**
Dan-san, take everyone here and run!
**[05:50] Dan**
Got it!
**[05:51] Glenda**
Kusue and Yuka, take the kids!
**[05:54] Hako**
Right!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Yuusuke
**[06:03] Yotsuya**
Damn it! They really are strong!
**[06:06] Dan**
This way, everyone!
**[06:10] Hako**
They're chasing us!
**[06:15] Jezby**
Lanan!
**[06:17] Hako**
Yuka-chan!
**[06:30] Toki**
You okay? Hang in there!
**[06:33] Jezby**
Lanan!
**[06:34] Froc**
Lanan!
**[06:44] Shindou**
Thanks.
**[06:45] Yotsuya**
How many left?
**[06:47] Shindou**
One goblin,
**[06:49] Shindou**
three kobolds.
**[06:52] Shindou**
No, make that two.
**[06:55] Torii**
Iu-chan! Let's take 'em all down at once!
**[06:58] Shindou**
Okay!
**[07:05] Shindou**
We did it!
**[07:06] Torii**
'Cause we don't wanna die, right?
**[07:08] Hako**
You guys okay?
**[07:11] Torii**
Yeah! How about you guys?
**[07:18] Yotsuya**
A troll...
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Shindou Iu
**[07:21] Glenda**
Iu!
**[07:25] Hako**
Iu-chan!
**[07:27] Torii**
Damn you!
**[07:32] Hako**
Give Iu-chan back!
**[07:34] Yotsuya**
Don't, Hakozaki-san!
**[07:42] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[07:43] Torii**
What was...
**[07:47] Torii**
Bastard! You're not getting away!
**[07:49] Yotsuya**
Don't chase it that far, idiot!
**[07:52] Cantil**
Long time no see.
**[07:57] Yotsuya**
Cantil-san?!
**[08:04] Froc**
Who's that guy?
**[08:07] Jezby**
I dunno...
**[08:10] Toki**
*He looks good for his age...*
**[08:13] Toki**
* Wait, chill out! I'm not into hot,*
* older men... I don't think...*
**[08:20] Yotsuya**
Um, it's been...
seventeen years, hasn't it?
**[08:24] Yotsuya**
I heard the tsunami took you away.
**[08:28] Cantil**
Yes, and right after that,
someone saved my life.
**[08:36] (Flashback) Cantil**
You're...
**[08:37] (Flashback) Cantil**
The great sorceress Fahtina?
**[08:42] Toki**
Fahtina-sama? That's the one who...
**[08:45] Cantil**
You know who Fahtina is?
**[08:48] Toki**
She's...
**[08:50] Toki**
the lady who saved my life once.
**[08:54] Cantil**
I became Fahtina's pupil after that,
**[08:58] Cantil**
and now I'm training in sorcery.
**[09:00] Torii**
Wait, so... that Dragon Bishop is dead?
**[09:04] Cantil**
Yes.
**[09:06] Yotsuya**
Um... Are sorcerers and
Dragon Bishops enemies?
**[09:12] Cantil**
The Dragon Bishops are a group that
seeks to resurrect the dragons.
**[09:17] Cantil**
Should the dragon return,
humanity will be destroyed.
**[09:26] Cantil**
We exist to stop that from happening.
**[09:30] Cantil**
Fahtina sensed that there was a
Dragon Bishop in this area,
**[09:35] Cantil**
so she sent me here.
**[09:36] Yotsuya**
Which means we were right.
There is a Dragon Bishop nearby.
**[09:41] Cantil**
But unfortunately, a few months ago,
**[09:45] Cantil**
a meteorite containing immense
magic power fell near here.
**[09:50] Yotsuya**
A meteorite?
**[09:56] Cantil**
I found a piece of it on the other
side of that rocky mountain.
**[10:03] Cantil**
It seems that meteorite has the
ability to boost magic power.
**[10:07] Yotsuya**
Is that why the monsters are stronger, too?
**[10:10] Cantil**
As I was following the meteorite's waves...
**[10:13] Yotsuya**
You found us.
**[10:15] Cantil**
The blood ritual requires
the life force of humans.
**[10:19] Cantil**
The village I found along the way was
destroyed, so I thought I was too late,
**[10:24] Cantil**
but perhaps the power taken
from it wasn't enough.
**[10:27] Cantil**
The ritual is still being performed.
**[10:33] Yotsuya**
What are those?
**[10:34] Cantil**
Yggdramaple seeds.
**[10:36] Cantil**
They grow by absorbing magic power.
**[10:39] Cantil**
By growing these, the magic power of the
meteorite in this area can be sealed.
**[10:45] Glenda**
And that would seal the abnormal
strength of the monsters, too?
**[10:50] Yotsuya**
* And our magic power along*
* with it, probably.*
**[10:53] Yotsuya**
* But to be honest, magic hasn't*
* been helping us much in battle,*
**[10:57] Yotsuya**
*so this could save us.*
**[10:59] Yotsuya**
I'll grow it as much as I
can with creature magic.
**[11:02] Torii**
We should be more worried about
Iu-chan and Kusue-chan!
**[11:05] Torii**
That troll ate them!
**[11:07] Yotsuya**
No need to panic. We can save
them by cutting its belly open.
**[11:10] Yotsuya**
We know where it is.
**[11:15] Torii**
Hurry up, Yuusuke.
**[11:16] Yotsuya**
I know, I know.
**[11:18] Toki**
The Kingdom of Deokk?!
**[11:21] Glenda**
Isn't the Deokk Kingdom
**[11:24] Glenda**
the kingdom you got tangled up
with in the fourth quest?
**[11:29] Toki**
Yeah. They really put us through hell.
**[11:32] Cantil**
We defeated the Dragon Bishop who
was hiding in the palace there.
**[11:37] Yotsuya**
*There was one in that kingdom, too?*
**[11:40] Cantil**
It was about three years ago.
**[11:44] (Flashback) Soldier 1**
Who are you?!
**[11:46] (Flashback) Fahtina**
I'm here at the king's command.
**[11:48] (Flashback) Fahtina**
This is the minister's chamber, is it not?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Soldier 2**
Yes! That is correct!
**[11:56] (Flashback) Cantil**
He's escaping!
**[11:58] (Flashback) Cantil**
A wyvern?
**[12:00] (Flashback) Fahtina**
Not a problem.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Fahtina**
It's food now.
**[12:06] (Flashback) Bishop**
An owl?!
**[12:08] (Flashback) Fahtina**
Als, wis, ventous.
**[12:11] (Flashback) Fahtina**
The incantation is complete!
**[12:12] (Flashback) Fahtina**
Sylphede!
**[12:15] (Flashback) Bishop**
Winds Shield!
**[12:21] Glenda**
What was his reason for
being in the kingdom?
**[12:23] Cantil**
To start a war and use the lives
consequently lost in the blood ritual.
**[12:31] Yotsuya**
* Wait... The blood ritual*
* is still continuing.*
**[12:34] Yotsuya**
*If the village of Zagroth wasn't enough,*
**[12:37] Yotsuya**
*is there a village or town nearby?*
**[12:39] Yotsuya**
*Does New Eden really exist?*
**[12:42] Torii**
Hey, I think that's probably enough.
**[12:47] Toki**
It's like the thing from
"Jack and the Beanstalk."
**[12:52] Yotsuya**
I did push my creature magic to its limits.
**[12:56] Torii**
Hey, there's fruit on it.
**[12:58] Cantil**
This fruit can be eaten.
**[13:00] Torii**
Sweet, they're edible!
**[13:03] Torii**
I'll take some for emergency supplies!
**[13:05] Glenda**
So we have a supply of food for now.
**[13:08] Cantil**
I'm going to go investigate the area.
**[13:10] Cantil**
There should be a magic circle somewhere.
**[13:13] Cantil**
We need to find that first.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** A ritual performed by the Dragon Bishops, a group
whose goal is to resurrect the dragons. The life force of
all humans within the ritual area is sucked out over time,
and once they die, the dragons takes their souls. Also, the
souls of any humans killed within the ritual area by
monsters or other humans become the nearby dragons'
possessions. When a great deal of killing is carried out
while the blood ritual is ongoing, the moment of the
dragons' resurrection draws closer.
**[13:22] Yotsuya**
Okay, Glen-san, we'll count
on you to handle the rest.
**[13:25] Glenda**
Sure.
**[13:26] Glenda**
Make sure you save them.
**[13:28] Toki**
Glen-san, will you be okay on your own?
**[13:31] Glenda**
If this thing will weaken the
monsters, I should manage.
**[13:36] Glenda**
And there's something I
want to find out, too.
**[13:39] Toki**
Find out?
**[13:40] Glenda**
I'm sure it's just me
overthinking things, though.
**[13:43] Dan**
Don't worry. I can help out
a little bit, at least.
**[13:48] Froc**
My brother's trying so hard to look cool
because he's with a beauty like Glenda.
**[13:54] Froc**
Don't worry. I'm gonna protect both of you.
**[14:00] Jezby**
If Lanan dies, I really
will be all alone...
**[14:05] Froc**
Lanan just took a little blow to the head.
**[14:08] Froc**
He'll wake up soon.
**[14:11] Jezby**
Okay...
**[14:12] Torii**
That thing sure made a big
show of running away.
**[14:15] Yotsuya**
We won't even need to check the map.
**[14:18] Toki**
I'm surprised, though.
**[14:21] Toki**
I thought you'd say,
**[14:22] Toki**
"We don't need to look for them. If we
find New Eden and clear the quest,
**[14:27] Toki**
everything will be fine."
**[14:28] Yotsuya**
There's still a horde
of monsters out there.
**[14:31] Yotsuya**
We need everyone we can get
in case we have to fight.
**[14:34] Toki**
Well, sure.
**[14:40] Yotsuya**
The troll left the forest?
**[14:44] Toki**
Also, this is what the outside looks like?
**[14:49] Yotsuya**
There it is!
**[14:50] Torii**
Look at the bastard,
just chillin' like that!
**[14:54] Torii**
Give Iu-chan and Kusue-chan back!
**[15:00] Yotsuya**
Damn it! That idiot!
**[15:08] Torii**
Shit!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Torii Keita
**[15:11] Yotsuya**
When that thing jumps, a shadow
forms the moment it lands!
**[15:17] Yotsuya**
Right here!
**[15:21] Yotsuya**
It's fast! Way faster than it was before!
**[15:24] Yotsuya**
Did it get even stronger?
**[15:27] Toki**
Majiha Arrow!
**[15:32] Toki**
Heck yeah!
**[15:33] Yotsuya**
Of course! No matter how strong
it gets, its eyes are...
**[15:37] Yotsuya**
Tokitate-san, get the other eye!
**[15:40] Toki**
All right! It's my time to shine!
**[15:45] Toki**
Its eye, damn it! Hit its eye!
***SIGN*** Dead
***SIGN*** Reviving in
***SIGN*** Tokitate Yuka
**[15:52] Yotsuya**
Oh, crap...
**[15:56] Yotsuya**
We're dead...
**[16:04] Torii**
Torii the Hero is back!
**[16:10] Shindou**
That's the second time I've
been eaten by one of these things.
**[16:18] Toki**
It's a total dead end.
**[16:21] Torii**
Hey, look there!
**[16:23] Yotsuya**
Is that the main part of the meteorite
Cantil-san told us about?
**[16:27] Hako**
I see. Those little fragments
scattered all over this area.
**[16:33] Shindou**
Cantil-san, huh? That takes me back.
**[16:36] Toki**
He looks even more
sophisticated and fine now!
**[16:39] Shindou**
For real?
**[16:43] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun?
**[16:46] Yotsuya**
New Eden might be up there.
**[16:49] Shindou**
New Eden?
**[16:50] Yotsuya**
Jezby said it was beyond
the forest, remember?
**[16:53] Yotsuya**
Also, it's to the east of Zagroth.
**[16:57] Torii**
You actually believe that story?
**[17:00] Yotsuya**
Somewhere nearby, there should still be
enough humans to complete the ritual.
**[17:05] Yotsuya**
And if there are, there's nowhere
they could be but up there.
**[17:09] Hako**
Can we climb all the way up there?
**[17:12] Toki**
Sounds impossible.
**[17:14] Yotsuya**
You have the thing, right?
**[17:16] Torii**
Er, huh?
**[17:25] Froc**
Jezby? Lanan?
**[17:32] Froc**
Lanan!
**[17:35] Froc**
You woke up?
**[17:38] Froc**
It's dangerous to be out here alone.
**[17:41] Lanan**
Froc?
**[17:43] Froc**
You can talk?!
**[17:46] Lanan**
Where are we?
**[17:48] Froc**
Um... You don't remember anything?
**[17:51] Lanan**
Mom died... and then... and then...
**[17:56] Lanan**
I don't know...
**[17:59] Froc**
It's okay! It's okay, all right?
**[18:03] Froc**
For now, let's go see Jezby.
She'll be happy to see you.
**[18:08] Lanan**
Jezby?
**[18:14] Yotsuya**
I remembered Tokitate-san comparing
this to "Jack and the Beanstalk."
**[18:19] Toki**
I did say that, but I didn't
think we'd do it for real!
**[18:22] Hako**
I can't believe it grew
that quickly, though...
**[18:26] Yotsuya**
It's because of that huge meteorite.
**[18:29] Yotsuya**
The rise in magic power doesn't
even compare to before.
**[18:32] Torii**
Be grateful for my emergency supplies, too!
**[18:35] Shindou**
I'm starting to get excited!
**[18:43] Torii**
Again?!
**[18:44] Yotsuya**
We're almost there!
**[18:45] Shindou**
I take back what I said!
This is killing me!
**[18:56] Yotsuya**
You're... kidding me...
**[18:58] Torii**
It was all for nothing?
**[19:00] Toki**
I actually had my hopes up a little.
**[19:02] Shindou**
Let's just go back.
**[19:07] Yotsuya**
This can't be real...
**[19:09] Hako**
Yotsuya-kun, let's go.
**[19:14] Yotsuya**
* If you fell from here,*
* you'd never make it back alive.*
**[19:22] Yotsuya**
No way...
**[19:24] Torii**
Hey, Yuusuke!
**[19:26] Shindou**
What are you doing?
**[19:28] Yotsuya**
I'm gonna jump down.
**[19:29] Shindou**
What?!
**[19:30] Toki**
A shortcut?
**[19:32] Toki**
Wait, no! You'll never survive
a fall into a plunge pool!
**[19:36] Yotsuya**
I don't want to go down there.
**[19:38] Toki**
Huh?
**[19:39] Yotsuya**
Take care of the rest.
**[19:41] All**
What?!
**[19:47] Yotsuya**
*Crap, it's deeper than I thought.*
**[19:50] Yotsuya**
*Maybe I didn't think this through enough...*
**[19:52] Yotsuya**
*Huh? The current changed?*
**[20:18] Yotsuya**
Who are you people?
**[20:20] Man**
It's been a long time
since anyone came here.
**[20:22] Woman**
You're surprised to find a town in
a place like this, aren't you?
**[20:27] Yotsuya**
Well, yeah...
**[20:29] Yotsuya**
About how many people live here?
**[20:32] Man**
I think 320...
**[20:34] Man**
Oh, but a baby was born
recently, so it's 321 now.
**[20:40] Yotsuya**
That many?
**[20:41] Yotsuya**
Have you lived here your whole lives?
**[20:44] Woman**
Yes. There's no fighting, so we've
lived here in peace for generations.
**[20:50] Old**
They say it was connected to
the outside a long time ago.
**[20:54] Old**
Oh, I drifted in here from
the outside myself, though.
**[20:58] Yotsuya**
Drifted?
**[20:59] Old**
Yes. I used to live in a small
village called Zagroth.
**[21:03] Yotsuya**
Zagroth?!
**[21:05] Yotsuya**
Does that mean this is... New Eden?
**[21:09] Man**
No, it doesn't have a name.
**[21:11] Yotsuya**
It doesn't?
**[21:13] Man**
A town with no connection to the outside
world doesn't really need one, does it?
**[21:19] Lanan**
I don't know her!
**[21:21] Jezby**
Lanan...
**[21:22] Froc**
What's wrong with you?
Don't you remember your big sister?
**[21:27] Lanan**
I don't have a big sister!
**[21:29] Jezby**
No...
**[21:31] Jezby**
Look closely at me, Lanan.
**[21:35] Glenda**
So it *was* you.
**[21:37] Jezby**
Huh?
**[21:38] Glenda**
You'll even take the form
of such a young child?
**[21:42] Jezby**
What are you talking about?
**[21:45] Glenda**
Jezby...
**[21:47] Glenda**
You are the Dragon Bishop.
***SIGN*** Dragon Bishop
**[23:24] GM**
Next week on *Million Lives*...
***SIGN*** Hakozaki Becomes a Rapper
***SIGN*** Shindou Shakes
***SIGN*** Yotsuya Gets Lost in Ura-Harajuku
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:27] GM**
"Hakozaki Becomes a Rapper,"
**[23:28] GM**
"Shindou Shakes,"
**[23:30] GM**
and "Yotsuya Gets Lost in
Ura-Harajuku," three altogeth.
**[23:33] GM**
Don't miss next week's episo!
**[23:36] GM**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Rock, Paper, Scissors!
**[23:37] GM**
Bye!
# E24 - On a Million Lives
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQK731/on-a-million-lives)
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**[00:04] Fahtina**
* The dragons that descended upon*
* this world in ancient times*
**[00:08] Fahtina**
* were reduced to five by a*
* disaster sent from the sky,*
**[00:13] Fahtina**
*forcing them to near-extinction.*
**[00:17] Fahtina**
* The impact of the disaster sent one*
* of them flying into the heavens,*
**[00:22] Fahtina**
*where it still sleeps.*
**[00:26] Fahtina**
* That object is most likely*
* a fragment of that dragon.*
**[00:31] Fahtina**
*A fragment that will accelerate*
**[00:35] Fahtina**
*the end of the world.*
**[00:45] Glenda**
Jezby...
**[00:48] Glenda**
You are the Dragon Bishop.
**[00:52] Froc**
Dragon Bishop?
**[00:54] Froc**
What does that mean?
**[00:56] Glenda**
Why did you set that wireworm on Iris?
**[01:00] Jezby**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[01:02] Glenda**
Right before Iris was infected,
**[01:05] Glenda**
you were the one with her.
**[01:07] (Flashback) Iris**
Let go of me!
**[01:08] (Flashback) Jezby**
I'll take her.
**[01:10] Glenda**
You put it on her.
**[01:13] Glenda**
Just like you did to Bayne.
**[01:16] Jezby**
Why would I do that?
**[01:19] Jezby**
What proof do you have?
**[01:21] Glenda**
When we first met...
**[01:23] (Flashback) Jezby**
That's all right. I do this every day.
**[01:26] Glenda**
You walked unconcerned into a deep forest
**[01:29] Glenda**
that was filled with
monsters to gather fruit.
**[01:33] Glenda**
I never could shake my suspicion after that.
**[01:36] Froc**
What are you saying?
**[01:37] Glenda**
When we entered Zagroth...
**[01:39] (Flashback) Jezby**
The entrance is just ahead.
**[01:42] Glenda**
You headed to the village alone,
saying you wanted to take a look.
**[01:46] Glenda**
When you did, you cast a spell to plant
memories in all the villagers, didn't you?
**[01:53] Froc**
Memories? A spell?
**[01:59] Dan**
Is something going on?
**[02:01] Glenda**
I remember the look on Dan's face
when he first saw you, too.
**[02:05] Dan**
Huh?
**[02:06] (Flashback) Froc**
I missed you! I missed you so much!
**[02:09] (Flashback) Dan**
You're...
**[02:10] Glenda**
Dan's initial reaction showed
he didn't know who you were.
**[02:15] Dan**
I... guess that's true?
Wait, but back then...
**[02:19] Glenda**
Back then, you gave Dan your
own memories using magic.
**[02:24] Dan**
M-Magic?
**[02:25] Glenda**
Lanan's current state is proof of that.
**[02:28] Glenda**
Since Lanan suffered from
a mental impairment,
**[02:31] Glenda**
he was the only one unaffected by
the spell you cast in Zagroth.
**[02:35] Glenda**
I'm not sure when you planted memories
in the old folks from the settlement,
**[02:39] Glenda**
but I'm sure it wasn't too difficult.
**[02:43] Glenda**
And the murder of Cox...
**[02:46] Glenda**
You made the old men do it, didn't you?
**[02:49] Dan**
Old "men"? Wasn't Jaca the murderer?
**[02:52] Glenda**
If Jaca had taken Cox away
in those conditions,
**[02:56] Glenda**
there's no way the others
wouldn't have noticed.
**[02:59] Glenda**
After capturing Jaca,
I interrogated the old men.
**[03:03] Old Man A**
Jezby asked us to do it.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Jezby**
My parents died and Lanan ended up that way
**[03:10] (Flashback) Jezby**
all because of the chief.
**[03:12] (Flashback) Jezby**
Just being with him here is painful...
**[03:15] (Flashback) Jezby**
I just want to die!
**[03:17] Old Man B**
It's not as if we didn't have
our grievances with the chief.
**[03:21] Old Man B**
But we'd never kill him.
**[03:23] Glenda**
Maybe you can give people memories,
**[03:26] Glenda**
but I guess you can't make
them do exactly as you want.
**[03:29] Dan**
Wh-Why didn't you tell us
something this important?
**[03:33] Glenda**
I wasn't entirely sure.
**[03:35] Glenda**
And I ended up sacrificing
Iris because of that.
**[03:40] Glenda**
This is my responsibility.
**[03:41] Dan**
Glen!
**[03:42] Froc**
Stop!
**[03:43] Glenda**
Out of the way!
**[03:44] Glenda**
Show us who you really are!
**[03:55] Jezby**
You really are brilliant, aren't you?
**[03:58] Froc**
Jezby?
**[04:00] Glenda**
I'm just very distrustful.
**[04:03] Glenda**
I haven't lived the most
pleasant life, after all.
**[04:22] Jezby**
When I only implant memories,
**[04:24] Jezby**
odd little mistakes always come of it.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Jezby**
My... real parents?
**[04:31] (Flashback) Cox**
All people who were born and died in
the village have a place in my mind.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Cox**
When I add you and your "real parents,"
**[04:41] (Flashback) Cox**
the total is three too many.
**[04:45] (Flashback) Cox**
I don't know what your story is,
**[04:47] (Flashback) Cox**
but don't create any trouble for me.
**[04:50] (Flashback) Cox**
That's all I want to say.
**[04:53] Jezby**
The tiniest rip in the seam
can ruin everything.
**[04:58] Dan**
What's that?
**[05:05] Glenda**
That's...
**[05:06] Froc**
A flying monster...
**[05:08] (Flashback) Iris**
I saw a flying monster.
**[05:12] Froc**
Just like Iris said...
**[05:13] Jezby**
I've been riding around on it in search
of a place to perform the ritual.
**[05:23] Jezby**
*I sense many human lives.*
**[05:27] Jezby**
* If I can use the power in that stone*
* to absorb them all at once...*
**[05:32] Jezby**
* But there are no settlements*
* here, much less cities.*
**[05:34] Jezby**
*What does this mean?*
**[05:39] Jezby**
I had no idea Iris saw me.
**[05:42] Jezby**
That was one rip in the seam.
**[05:45] Jezby**
Then, I wanted information on the humans
**[05:47] Jezby**
that I had sensed near the
waterfall but couldn't find,
**[05:51] Jezby**
so I made contact with Bayne,
**[05:54] Jezby**
but all he told me was some legend he'd
heard about a place called New Eden.
**[05:59] Jezby**
Eventually, Bayne grew suspicious of me,
**[06:01] Jezby**
so I infected him with a
monster and threw him out.
**[06:03] Dan**
H-How dare you—
**[06:06] Jezby**
Then you heroes just happened to show up,
so I had you do the searching for me.
**[06:13] Glenda**
Why did you use those monsters
to destroy Zagroth?
**[06:17] Jezby**
Because I needed at least a few human
lives to prepare for the ritual.
**[06:23] Froc**
M-My mom... was with you at that time.
**[06:27] Froc**
Does that mean you—
**[06:28] Jezby**
I didn't kill her.
**[06:30] Jezby**
But...
**[06:32] (Flashback) Mom**
Jezby...
**[06:36] (Flashback) Mom**
H-Help...
**[06:44] (Flashback) Mom**
Jezby!
**[06:48] Dan**
You left her to die?
**[06:50] Froc**
Damn you!
**[06:53] Dan**
Don't!
**[06:53] Glenda**
No!
**[06:55] Glenda**
Cantil!
**[06:56] Cantil**
Get back!
**[06:58] Cantil**
I can't believe you were the Dragon Bishop!
**[07:02] Jezby**
You didn't notice earlier because
you're a third-rate sorcerer!
**[07:05] Jezby**
It's too late now!
**[07:07] Glenda**
What?
**[07:08] Jezby**
I'm impressed by that hero, though.
**[07:12] Jezby**
It looks like he's fulfilled
his purpose for me.
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**[07:24] Toki**
Whoa...
**[07:26] Toki**
There's an underground city here?
**[07:28] Yotsuya**
Remember what Cox said?
**[07:31] (Flashback) Cox**
Only those who choose to die
themselves are led to New Eden.
**[07:37] Yotsuya**
That's what he meant.
**[07:40] Yotsuya**
There were some people
who actually threw themselves
**[07:42] Yotsuya**
in here after being run out of Zagroth.
**[07:44] Yotsuya**
Remember when we got trapped
in those ancient ruins?
**[07:48] Hako**
The place Kamilto-san said was
built thousands of years ago?
**[07:53] Yotsuya**
They may be people who somehow survived
throughout those thousands of years.
**[07:58] Torii**
Whatever it is, can't we just bring
the surviving villagers here?
**[08:02] Yotsuya**
Yeah, we could, but something's bothering me.
**[08:07] Yotsuya**
Now that I think about it,
that troll found us too easily.
**[08:10] Shindou**
Didn't it follow our location data?
**[08:13] Yotsuya**
When it did, we just happened to come
across this waterfall and meteorite,
**[08:16] Yotsuya**
and then that city.
**[08:18] Yotsuya**
Doesn't it all seem too convenient?
**[08:20] Jezby**
You are right.
**[08:21] Toki**
Huh?!
**[08:26] Toki**
Isn't that...
**[08:27] Jezby**
I arranged for it to happen
that way, after all!
**[08:33] Shindou**
Jezby?!
**[08:34] Jezby**
But I never would have guessed that the
descendants of an ancient civilization
**[08:39] Jezby**
were still living here!
**[08:41] Glenda**
She's a Dragon Bishop.
**[08:44] Yotsuya**
Glen-san?
**[08:45] Shindou**
Cantil-san!
**[08:47] Yotsuya**
Jezby is a Dragon Bishop?
**[08:50] Jezby**
Secreta eiqua vichten...
**[08:53] Jezby**
Fragmeitam stella imperion!
**[08:57] Jezby**
Monsters, obey my will!
**[09:21] Yotsuya**
They really were being
controlled with magic!
**[09:24] Toki**
There are too many!
**[09:26] Cantil**
Run!
**[09:30] Torii**
Huh?
**[09:34] Yotsuya**
We're not the ones they're after!
**[09:38] Toki**
The waterfall?!
**[09:40] Yotsuya**
They're after the city on the other side!
**[09:44] Torii**
Bastards!
**[09:47] Yotsuya**
Looks like the boss just showed up!
**[09:49] Yotsuya**
That thing could flatten
the city in seconds!
**[09:58] Shindou**
Thanks, Kusue.
**[10:00] Kusue**
No problem.
**[10:05] Toki**
Why?! Why can't I hit it?!
**[10:09] Glenda**
Is the meteorite making
them that much stronger?!
**[10:13] Jezby**
Not only that.
**[10:15] Jezby**
With the power of this fragment,
**[10:17] Jezby**
I could resurrect the
Great Dragon even sooner.
**[10:26] Man A**
Wh-What's happening?
**[10:34] Yotsuya**
Cantil-san! Where's the magic circle?!
**[10:37] Cantil**
I can't find it anywhere.
**[10:39] Cantil**
But it has to be...
**[10:52] Cantil**
So that's it!
**[10:55] Yotsuya**
Cantil-san!
**[10:57] Yotsuya**
Are you okay?!
**[11:00] Cantil**
Don't worry about me...
**[11:02] Cantil**
Get to the magic circle.
**[11:04] Yotsuya**
The magic circle?
**[11:06] Cantil**
The... golems...
**[11:07] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[11:08] Cantil**
They aren't getting
involved in the fight...
**[11:11] Cantil**
and there are six of them.
**[11:14] Yotsuya**
You mean...
**[11:16] Cantil**
No wonder I couldn't find it.
**[11:18] Cantil**
The whole magic circle was moving around.
**[11:21] Yotsuya**
Forget about those guys!
We have to take out the golems!
**[11:24] Hako**
G-Golems?
**[11:26] Yotsuya**
They should have magic
circles on their backs!
**[11:28] Yotsuya**
If we destroy them, they can't
carry out the blood ritual!
**[11:32] Torii**
So we just have to get rid of them?!
**[11:34] Jezby**
So you figured it out.
**[11:40] Torii**
They're all coming in at once!
**[11:48] Yotsuya**
*What now?*
**[11:54] Yotsuya**
*I guess we have to get rid of the source.*
**[11:57] Glenda**
Yuusuke!
**[11:58] Yotsuya**
Take care of things here!
**[12:00] Both**
Huh?!
**[12:01] Jezby**
A plant that absorbs mana?
**[12:03] Jezby**
Hmph. There's no point in...
**[12:13] Jezby**
When did you...
**[12:14] Yotsuya**
I can use creature magic, too.
**[12:17] Jezby**
Ah, so you concealed your presence.
**[12:20] Jezby**
And? You think you can defeat me?
**[12:22] Jezby**
Finis clypeus pito...
**[12:24] Yotsuya**
Who knows?!
**[12:26] Jezby**
Vendyne... Wind Shield!
**[12:30] Yotsuya**
No way!
**[12:34] Yotsuya**
Damn it!
**[12:36] Yotsuya**
You piece of...
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**[12:42] Yotsuya**
I should still have other weapons...
**[12:44] Jezby**
I've always wanted to see what would
happen if a hero who wouldn't die
**[12:49] Jezby**
were dismantled at the cellular level.
**[12:51] Jezby**
Finis clypeus...
**[12:54] Jezby**
Pito...
**[12:59] Yotsuya**
Take this!
**[13:01] Jezby**
Vendyne...
**[13:02] Yotsuya**
I hit her!
**[13:04] Jezby**
Incantation complete.
**[13:08] Jezby**
It's your reward for trying so hard.
**[13:10] Jezby**
Be proud of this little
scratch you gave me!
**[13:21] Jezby**
Are you stupid? This won't...
**[13:24] Yotsuya**
I don't expect to actually beat you.
**[13:26] Yotsuya**
At best...
**[13:28] Yotsuya**
I can force you to lower your guard
and create and opening!
**[13:34] Jezby**
What are you—
**[13:37] Yotsuya**
Just one scratch is enough.
**[13:41] Jezby**
Why, you—
**[13:42] Yotsuya**
Grow all at once!
**[13:45] Yotsuya**
Reach maturity, Yggdramaple!
**[14:01] Shindou**
Wh-What was that?
**[14:04] Hako**
The monsters...
**[14:08] Cantil**
Its magic effects have worn off!
**[14:10] Cantil**
Don't miss this opportunity!
**[14:13] Glenda**
Yuka! Shoot the magic
circles on the golems!
**[14:16] Toki**
Got it!
**[14:30] Toki**
Just one left. I'm on it!
**[14:35] Toki**
Mission complete!
**[14:38] Glenda**
That's the only one left!
**[14:41] Torii**
Damn you!
**[14:43] Torii**
This is for Iris, you bastard!
**[15:05] Cantil**
You kids have saved my life again.
**[15:17] Shindou**
Oh, you're finally awake.
**[15:21] Yotsuya**
Um...
**[15:23] Yotsuya**
Huh?
**[15:25] Cantil**
You were perpetually emitting mana
because of that meteorite's power.
**[15:30] Cantil**
A normal human never could
have withstood that.
**[15:33] Yotsuya**
Oh, right... Is she...
**[15:43] Yotsuya**
She's alive?
**[15:45] Cantil**
Yes.
**[15:47] Shindou**
What should we do?
**[15:49] Yotsuya**
That should be obvious.
**[15:51] Yotsuya**
She killed a lot of people.
**[15:57] Hako**
No!
**[16:00] Hako**
Don't kill her!
**[16:03] Yotsuya**
What did I tell you?
I've already killed someone.
**[16:07] Hako**
If you use that as a reason to kill again,
**[16:10] Hako**
it's going to end up being a given...
**[16:14] Hako**
and there'll be no going back!
**[16:18] Yotsuya**
All scum ought to die.
**[16:21] Yotsuya**
In the end, even I'll likely...
**[16:23] Yotsuya**
Until then, I'll kill those
who ought to be killed.
**[16:29] Yotsuya**
*I should have greater strength, so how...*
**[16:33] Hako**
You don't have to understand right now!
**[16:36] Hako**
Please...
**[16:38] Hako**
Don't close the door on your own future!
**[16:45] Yotsuya**
Glen-san...
**[16:46] Glenda**
Shouldn't we let the people of this
world settle this world's affairs?
**[16:53] Yotsuya**
Fine.
**[16:57] Yotsuya**
I have no intention of forgiving, though.
**[17:00] Yotsuya**
Not her sins...
**[17:04] Yotsuya**
nor my own.
**[17:12] Froc**
Are memories the only things you can control?
**[17:17] Jezby**
What?
**[17:20] Froc**
I'm asking if you controlled
my feelings, too!
**[17:34] Jezby**
The only one I love is my
god, the Great Dragon!
**[17:39] Jezby**
I don't need love from anyone else!
**[17:42] Jezby**
Die, humans!
**[17:50] Cantil**
She killed herself with her own magic...
**[17:59] Froc**
Thanks for answering me.
**[18:03] Froc**
Goodbye.
**[18:08] Yotsuya**
The meteorite!
**[18:21] Cantil**
Lady Fahtina!
**[18:22] All**
Huh?
**[18:24] Fahtina**
Aw, I finally made it here,
and it's already over.
**[18:28] Fahtina**
Well, I did destroy that
dangerous thing, at least,
**[18:32] Fahtina**
so it's all good.
**[18:33] Hako**
That's the great sorceress?
**[18:35] Torii**
Kinda flippant, isn't she?
**[18:36] Toki**
That's how she was last time.
**[18:38] Fahtina**
Oh, we're going to retrieve all
of these fragments, Cantil.
**[18:43] Cantil**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[18:44] Fahtina**
If we leave these lying around,
the dragon'll be back in no time.
**[18:48] Glenda**
The dragon...
**[18:50] Froc**
Look!
**[18:58] Lanan**
Wow...
**[18:59] Dan**
New Eden...
**[19:07] Torii**
This is wild...
**[19:09] Glenda**
Too bad I couldn't take a video of it.
**[19:12] Old Man A**
You're still alive?!
**[19:14] Old Man from Ancient city**
It seems we've all been through a lot.
**[19:18] Old Man from Ancient city**
Let's live in peace from now on.
**[19:20] Dan**
Great Hero, I can't thank you enough.
**[19:24] Yotsuya**
It's okay. But...
**[19:27] Yotsuya**
I do have one favor to ask.
**[19:29] Man B**
Of course. Ask us for anything.
**[19:32] Man A**
You heroes are this city's saviors!
**[19:35] Yotsuya**
I hear this town doesn't have a name.
**[19:39] Yotsuya**
Could I ask you to give it one?
**[19:41] Dan**
A... name?
**[19:44] Yotsuya**
Yes.
**[19:48] Yotsuya**
Call it Zagroth.
**[19:55] GM**
Now, Warrior (Axe) Glenda Carter...
**[19:59] GM**
You get one question as a reward.
**[20:11] Glenda**
How could the dragon appear
in our own world?
**[20:16] GM**
There is a small hole that
connects the two worl.
**[20:21] GM**
That hole continues to widen
**[20:24] GM**
until, eventually, the dragon will ent.
**[20:39] Male Student A**
Wanna check out that shop
by the south gate?
**[20:41] Male Student B**
Yeah, let's go.
**[20:43] Male Student B**
That place has a nice vibe.
**[20:50] Torii**
Hey, Yuusuke! On your way home?
**[20:53] Yotsuya**
Yes, I am.
**[20:56] Torii**
Now that we've run into each other,
let's hang out somewhere!
**[20:59] Yotsuya**
Aren't you on your way to work?
**[21:02] Torii**
Jeez! Even in this world, he's so cold!
**[21:07] Toki**
Wow, this is well-made!
**[21:10] Shindou**
Yeah, well, I practiced like crazy.
**[21:13] Hako**
Iu-chan and Yotsuya-kun were both amazing.
**[21:15] Toki**
Yotsuya, too?
**[21:17] Toki**
Come to think of it, he seems
like he's changed lately.
**[21:21] Hako**
That was the promise he made with Iu-chan.
**[21:24] Shindou**
Well, I guess he's a bit better now.
**[21:27] Shindou**
He's still putting on an act, though.
**[21:29] Shindou**
Oh, I never sent you the pictures
from last time, did I?
**[21:33] Toki**
Last time? Oh, I guess you didn't.
**[21:36] Shindou**
Sorry! I thought I sent them.
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**[21:39] Hako**
Did you send them to
Yotsuya-kun and Torii-san?
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Arrow!
**[21:41] Shindou**
I'll send them to everyone.
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Arrow!
**[21:42] Shindou**
Even though Yotsuya-kun
probably won't like it.
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**[21:50] Torii**
Hey, these look great!
**[21:52] Foreman**
Yo, part-timer!
**[21:53] Torii**
Oh, shit!
**[21:54] Torii**
Yeah, yeah, got it!
**[21:57] Torii**
Man... Everyone called me
"Great Hero" in the other world...
**[22:02] (Flashback) Iris**
Torii the Hero!
**[22:18] Girl Master**
You still hate this city?
**[22:21] Yotsuya**
Whoa!
**[22:22] Yotsuya**
Seriously, stop popping up out of nowhere!
**[22:27] Yotsuya**
Last time, you asked me if I understood
the value of life, right?
**[22:34] Yotsuya**
I still hate this city.
**[22:37] Yotsuya**
And I can't answer about
the value of life. But...
**[22:41] Girl Master**
But?
**[22:43] Yotsuya**
There's something I've come to realize.
**[22:45] Yotsuya**
There are thousands, even millions,
of people living in that other world,
**[22:49] Yotsuya**
and something is constantly being
sacrificed for them to stay alive.
**[23:02] Girl Master**
And?
**[23:05] Yotsuya**
I've made up my mind.
**[23:08] Yotsuya**
I'll see it through to the end.
**[23:12] Yotsuya**
I doubt I can escape it.
**[23:14] Yotsuya**
My actions—all of our actions—
shape that world.
**[23:22] Yotsuya**
Whether I like it or not,
we're being forced to stand...
**[23:28] Yotsuya**
on a million lives.
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