Season 1

E1 - Unqualified Heroes

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[00:19] Yotsuya
    I prefer to be alone.
[00:25] Yotsuya
    I hate that city.
[00:32] Yotsuya
    I hate everyone living in that city.
[00:50] Yotsuya
    Even when my life's in danger,
[00:53] Yotsuya
    this place is a million times more
    exciting than that shithole Tokyo.
SIGN    Tap Card
SIGN    Tap Card
[02:51] Guy
    PE for first period is gonna kill me.
[02:53] Guy
    Yeah, for real.
[02:55] Girl
    So I was watching mikkou LIVE yesterday...
[02:57] Girl
    Oh, I totally fell asleep.
[02:59] Girl
    Really? That fast?
[03:01] Teacher
    Nomura Yuuta.
[03:02] Nomura
    Here.
[03:03] Teacher
    Hakozaki Kusue...
[03:05] Teacher
    is sick, so she's out for the day.
[03:09] Guy
    Hakozaki sure is absent a lot.
[03:10] Teacher
    Yumiya Youhei.
[03:11] Yumiya
    Here.
[03:12] Girl
    She's got some condition that
    makes her weak, apparently.
[03:13] Teacher
    Yuura Yuki.
[03:14] Yuura
    Here.
[03:14] Girl
    She always sits out in PE, too.
[03:15] Teacher
    Morita Takeshi.
[03:16] Girl
    Hey, did you hear about
    Nakata-kun in Class 1?
[03:16] Morita
    Here.
[03:18] Teacher
    Morinaga Maiko.
[03:18] Girl
    He asked Shinnomiya-san out.
[03:19] Mori
    Here.
[03:20] Guy
    For real?!
[03:21] Girl
    That's crazy.
[03:22] Guy
    That bastard!
[03:23] Teacher
    If you haven't turned in your future
    plans form, you have until tomorrow.
[03:27] Guy
    Wanna go do some karaoke?
[03:32] Guy
    Here, see?
[03:34] Guy
    Whoa, it's Shindou-san.
[03:36] Guy
    So it's true that she was scouted as
    an amateur model for Petit Lemon.
[03:37] Girl
    You got this, Shindou-san!
[03:40] Guy
    She's cute, she gets good grades...
[03:44] Guy
    She's, like, perfect.
[03:57] Toki
    Whoops...
[04:00] Toki
    Oh, everything's fine!
[04:03] Toki
    You know, streaming
    outdoors is always weird.
SIGN    You okay?
[04:06] Toki
    You have to be aware of the public eye.
SIGN    Takes guts. Total respect
[04:13] Yotsuya
    Yes! Go, go, go!
[04:15] Yotsuya
    Gotcha!
[04:18] Yotsuya
    Whew, that was a close one!
SIGN    On Duty Yotsuya Yuusuke
[04:45] Girl
    Shindou-san!
[04:46] Shindou
    Yep, later.
[04:51] Yotsuya
    This is it?
[04:58] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san's amazing.
[05:00] Yotsuya
    Well, she's definitely hot.
[05:03] Yotsuya
    We live in such different worlds,
    I can't even form an opinion.
[05:07] Shindou
    Today's the day, huh?
[05:09] Hako
    Yeah.
[05:10] Shindou
    I'm kinda nervous.
[05:12] Hako
    Me, too.
[05:14] Yotsuya
    Doesn't she always skip PE?
[05:16] Yotsuya
    Did those two ever hang out before?
[05:21] Yotsuya
    Wh-What was that about?
[05:27] Teacher
    You're the only one who hasn't turned
    in your future plans form, Yotsuya.
[05:33] Teacher
    You're a fast runner.
[05:35] Teacher
    If you'd joined the track team, you could've
    gotten into an athletic high school.
[05:38] Yotsuya
    Yeah...
[05:46] Yotsuya
    Those two again?
[05:48] Yotsuya
    It's pretty rare to see them together.
[05:50] Teacher
    Isn't there anything you really want to do?
[05:54] Yotsuya
    I want to get home and play more of my game.
[05:57] Yotsuya
    I've been thinking about it,
    but there's really nothing.
[06:00] Yotsuya
    I don't care about this stupid school.
[06:02] Teacher
    You never say what you
    really want to say, do you?
SIGN    Yuusuke
[06:06] Teacher
    You won't make it through high school if
    you don't have friends you can open up to.
[06:10] Yotsuya
    Wow, he knows. I'm impressed.
[06:13] Yotsuya
    Yeah, I guess not...
[06:16] Yotsuya
    I'll find a regular academic high
    school to list as my first choice.
[06:19] Teacher
    Just make sure you get it in by tomorrow.
[06:22] Yotsuya
    Yes, sir.
[06:24] Yotsuya
    Gotta get home to my game.
[06:26] Yotsuya
    Oh, I'll lock up. I'm on duty today, so—
[06:32] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[06:33] Yotsuya
    When did they leave?
[06:58] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[07:18] Yotsuya
    Wh-What the heck just happened?
[07:29] Yotsuya
    What the hell?!
[07:33] Yotsuya
    Shit! What's going on?!
[07:35] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[07:37] Shindou
    Sweet! We've finally got a guy!
[07:39] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san?!
[07:41] Yotsuya
    And... uh...
[07:45] Hako
    I'm Hakozaki.
[07:49] Yotsuya
    What the hell is this?
[07:51] Yotsuya
    What the hell is this?
    What the hell is this?
[07:52] Shindou
    Okay, so a weirdo with only half
    a face is about to show up.
[07:56] Shindou
    Don't panic. Just listen to him.
[07:57] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:58] GM
    Nice to meet. Greetings to.
[08:04] GM
    Call me Game Master, if you plea.
[08:08] GM
    Glad to make your acquain.
[08:11] Yotsuya
    Your head... Your head! Your head is...
[08:13] GM
    I will now explain the rules to.
[08:16] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[08:17] GM
    These are the instructions
    for the new member of the.
[08:22] GM
    You'll all be doing this togeth.
[08:25] Yotsuya
    Wait, what?! Hang on a minute!
[08:26] Shindou
    Listen, Yotsuya-kun.
[08:27] GM
    Your quest is.
SIGN    Fulfill the village chief's request.
    (Time limit: 14 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[08:30] GM
    Fulfill the village chief's request
    within the fourteen-day time lim.
[08:35] Yotsuya
    Don't just move all this along on your own!
[08:37] Shindou
    I told you, just listen!
[08:39] GM
    The monsters in this world will be
    ready and raring to kill all of.
[08:44] Yotsuya
    Just wait a sec!
[08:45] Shindou
    I told you...
[08:46] Yotsuya
    But I mean—
[08:47] Shindou
    Just listen!
[08:48] Yotsuya
    Ow...
[08:49] Yotsuya
    Huh? That didn't hurt...
[08:52] GM
    Eight steps left until the quest is comp.
SIGN    Quest Completion Strategy
SIGN    Defeat 1 goblin
SIGN    Discover 2 settlements
SIGN    Fulfill the village chief's request
[08:55] GM
    Upon completion of each step,
    one new member will join your party,
SIGN    Quest Time!
[08:59] GM
    until you reach the last step,
    which you must complete with ten mem.
[09:04] Yotsuya
    Strategy? Complete?
[09:06] GM
    Ask your two companions later about
    the rewards you earn after each.
[09:12] GM
    Shindou Iu.
[09:15] GM
    Wizard (Wind).
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Wizard (Wind) Rank 3

SIGN    m 0 0 l 106 0 l 106 118 l 0 118
SIGN    Health > 83%
    
    Upper Body > 83%
    Lower Body > 83%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 83%
    Strength > 83%
SIGN    Can use wind magic.
SIGN    Wind 30 x 120%
[09:20] GM
    Hakozaki Kusue.
[09:23] GM
    Warrior (Sword).
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Rank 1

[09:25] ---
    m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
SIGN    Health > 220%
    
    Upper Body > 190%
    Lower Body > 180%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 170%
    Strength > 190%
[09:28] GM
    And what is the occupation of the
    third player, Yotsuya Yuusuke?
[09:35] Yotsuya
    I see those on TV all the time!
[09:37] Shindou
    Please be a warrior! Please be a warrior!
[09:38] Yotsuya
    Wait, what? Is this that important?
SIGN    Warrior (Sword)
SIGN    Hunter
SIGN    Farmer
[09:42] GM
    A farmer.
[09:45] Yotsuya
    Huh? Wha?
[09:46] GM
    Well, until we meet ag.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Farmer Rank 1
[09:52] ---
    m 0 0 l 114 0 l 114 110 l 0 110
SIGN    Health > 150%
    
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 110%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 120%
    Strength > 150%
SIGN    Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[09:53] Yotsuya
    So, um...
[09:55] Hako
    A farmer...
[09:56] Shindou
    There should be limits on
    what's considered super rare.
[09:58] Yotsuya
    Will someone please tell me what's going on?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 255 0 l 255 168 l 0 168
SIGN    
SIGN    Occupation: Farmer Lv. 1
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
SIGN    Composition: Iron, wood
SIGN    Effects: -50% strength when attacking anything
     but plants
SIGN    Regeneration Time: 5 days
[10:08] Yotsuya
    Were you two brought here
    without warning, too?
[10:12] Shindou
    It was just me first.
[10:14] Shindou
    I managed to complete the first
    quest and return to our world,
[10:18] Shindou
    and then the Game Master
    instructed me to do another quest.
[10:21] Yotsuya
    You still get quests,
    even after returning home?
[10:24] Hako
    Um, then Shindou-san came to me and...
[10:27] (Flashback) Shindou
    Hakozaki-san!
[10:33] (Flashback) Shindou
    Would you be my friend?
[10:37] (Flashback) Hako
    What?
[10:40] Yotsuya
    Your friend?
[10:41] Shindou
    The Game Master instructed me
    to become friends with Kusue.
[10:49] Shindou
    Then, the next time I came to this world,
[10:52] Shindou
    Kusue was here.
[10:59] Shindou
    We made it back again,
[11:01] Shindou
    and this time, he instructed Kusue
    and I to end up alone with you,
[11:05] Shindou
    so I guessed you'd be next.
[11:09] Yotsuya
    So that's how it happened.
[11:11] Shindou
    I figured you'd be around to lock up on
    a day you were on duty, so it'd be easy,
[11:16] Shindou
    but you just kept getting lectured.
[11:19] Yotsuya
    Wh-What could I do about that?
[11:22] Shindou
    I was starting to freak out.
[11:23] Hako
    Me, too. I was so relieved
    when the teacher finally left.
[11:28] Yotsuya
    Well, it's clear now that this isn't a dream.
[11:32] Shindou
    What weapons do you have?
[11:33] Yotsuya
    Weapons?
[11:34] Shindou
    Try squinting.
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
    Regeneration Time: 5 days
[11:37] Yotsuya
    Oh!
[11:39] Shindou
    Now touch it.
[11:40] Shindou
    You can control it like a smartphone.
[11:42] Yotsuya
    Oh... Oh! Oh!
[11:45] Shindou
    The only things you can keep as
    weapons are the things you see there.
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
    Regeneration Time: 5 days
SIGN    Sickle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
    Regeneration Time: 5 days
[11:52] Yotsuya
    It came out!
[11:53] Yotsuya
    It's tiny!
[11:56] Yotsuya
    A hoe and a sickle...
[11:57] Yotsuya
    Oh. Because I'm a farmer, I guess.
[12:01] Yotsuya
    So is this a virtual space?
[12:03] Yotsuya
    Like a video game world?
[12:06] Yotsuya
    What's that?
[12:07] Shindou
    Oh, it's a log point.
[12:09] Yotsuya
    Log?
[12:10] Shindou
    Yeah. They sometimes store scenes from
    events that have already happened.
[12:14] Shindou
    You can view them by touching it.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    This is impossible.
    I can't fight or anything...
[12:20] (Flashback) Text/Hako
    This is impossible.
    I can't fight or anything...
[12:24] (Flashback) Text/Shindou
    It'll be fine.
    I managed the first quest on my own.
SIGN    It'll be fine. I managed the first quest on my own.
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[12:28] (Flashback) Text/Shindou
    Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
SIGN    Okay? So let's just try this, Kusue.
[12:31] Hako
    This is from right after
    I came to this world!
[12:33] Hako
    D-Don't watch it!
[12:36] Shindou
    That's what I told Kusue,
[12:38] Shindou
    but I was so panicked, at first,
    I couldn't do anything for a whole day.
[12:42] Shindou
    Then, when I finally realized
    that this was reality,
[12:45] Shindou
    I guess I just made up my mind.
[12:47] Hako
    Um... I really feel a lot better
    having you here, Yotsuya-kun.
[12:52] Yotsuya
    So basically, if we complete quests here,
[12:55] Yotsuya
    we can go back to the
    city we came from, right?
[13:00] Yotsuya
    Back to that city?
[13:02] Shindou
    Incoming!
[13:03] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[13:04] Shindou
    They're goblins.
[13:05] Yotsuya
    Goblin?
[13:07] Yotsuya
    They definitely look the part.
[13:10] Yotsuya
    I might not be okay with any
    of this, but fine! Bring it on!
[13:14] Yotsuya
    My adventure begins now!
[13:19] Yotsuya
    Ah! It broke!
[13:20] Shindou
    He's useless!
[13:22] Yotsuya
    W-Well, you're a wizard and
    a warrior, aren't you?!
[13:25] Yotsuya
    Why are you just watching?!
[13:28] Shindou
    Wind!
[13:33] Yotsuya
    Uh, and?
[13:34] Shindou
    All wind magic does is move the air.
[13:37] Shindou
    And my level's low, so that's all I can do.
[13:39] Yotsuya
    The hell?!
[13:41] Yotsuya
    But maybe a sword...
[13:43] Hako
    I-I'm scared...
[13:44] Yotsuya
    Oh, come on.
[13:47] Yotsuya
    That's not how you use that!
[13:50] Yotsuya
    It's mine!
[13:52] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[13:53] Shindou
    That won't work.
[13:54] Shindou
    Weapons can only be picked up
    by the user they're assigned to.
[13:58] Yotsuya
    This feels more and more like a game.
[14:00] Yotsuya
    But...
[14:02] Yotsuya
    I still have my hoe!
[14:04] Yotsuya
    It broke!
[14:10] Yotsuya
    Wait, seriously?
[14:12] Yotsuya
    Am I... gonna... die?
[14:24] Yotsuya
    Is that me?
[14:28] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san?!
[14:33] Yotsuya
    What do I—
[14:40] Yotsuya
    I came back to life?
[14:41] Shindou
    Don't worry. You always
    come back after 30 seconds.
[14:44] Yotsuya
    And you couldn't have told me this before?!
[14:47] Yotsuya
    Well, if dying doesn't matter,
    there'll always be a way to win.
[14:51] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san!
[14:52] Yotsuya
    Help me out!
[14:55] Shindou
    Wind!
[14:59] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[15:00] Yotsuya
    On it!
[15:07] Yotsuya
    I just need to keep chipping
    away at them as they fight me!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Revived
[15:14] Shindou
    Well done.
[15:19] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun's plan worked out.
[15:21] Shindou
    Yeah. Guess I misjudged him.
[15:23] Shindou
    Pretty sad way to do the job, though.
[15:24] Yotsuya
    Are you praising me or insulting me?
    Pick one and stick with it.
[15:27] Yotsuya
    Anyway, I'm impressed you handled
    that on your own before.
[15:31] Shindou
    Yeah, well...
SIGN    <<Defeat 1 Goblin>>
[15:39] Shindou
    The first time...
[15:41] Shindou
    and the second time...
SIGN    <<Discover 2 Settlements>>
[15:42] Shindou
    were both things we could handle
    if we stuck to it long enough,
[15:44] (Flashback) Shindou
    Ten more seconds...
    C'mon, Kusue, wake up!
[15:45] Shindou
    as long as one of us was alive.
[15:49] Yotsuya
    So what happens if all of us die?
[15:51] Shindou
    What? I didn't tell you?
[15:54] Shindou
    If we all die, we die for real.
[15:58] Yotsuya
    We die... for real?
[16:07] Yotsuya
    So the areas we've been through
    once show up on the map.
[16:11] Shindou
    Yeah.
[16:12] Shindou
    Should we go to the village
    in the west tomorrow?
[16:15] Shindou
    It's close.
[16:16] Hako
    I hope the request isn't too difficult.
SIGN    Broken Hoe
SIGN    m 0 0 l 172 0 l 172 84 l 0 84
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 2
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
     Regenerates in 5 days
SIGN    Broken Sickle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 54 l 0 54
SIGN    Farming Tool: Overall Rank 1
    Composition: Iron, wood
    Effects: -50% strength when attacking
     anything but plants
     Regenerates in 5 days
[16:19] Yotsuya
    It's gonna take five days
    for them to regenerate?
[16:23] Yotsuya
    Oh, what's the reward we
    get for completing quests?
[16:27] Yotsuya
    He told me to ask you two.
[16:30] Shindou
    Well, you get the right to ask
    the Game Master one question.
[16:33] Yotsuya
    That's garbage!
[16:34] Shindou
    When I finished the first one,
    I asked him why I was chosen, and...
[16:39] (Flashback) GM
    Someone you know requested.
[16:44] Hako
    After the second one, I asked,
    "Who are you people?"
[16:49] (Flashback) GM
    We come from a future most dist.
[16:53] Yotsuya
    The future...
    and someone you know... really?
[17:00] Yotsuya
    Well, anyway...
[17:03] Yotsuya
    I'll keep watch first.
[17:05] Shindou
    Okay.
[17:07] Yotsuya
    What question would I ask him?
[17:18] Yotsuya
    So if we all die, we die for real?
[17:22] Yotsuya
    Does that mean we'd be dead
    in the real world, too?
[17:27] Yotsuya
    I don't really get it, but we
    definitely need to avoid that.
[17:31] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[17:33] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun! Yotsuya-kun!
[17:35] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san?!
[17:40] Hako
    Yo... Yotsuya-kun...
[17:44] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san?! What happened?!
[18:04] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[18:05] Shindou
    Run! We can't win this one!
[18:12] Yotsuya
    It ate her...
[18:20] Yotsuya
    If I die, it's all over!
[18:24] Yotsuya
    Thirty seconds until Hakozaki-san revives!
[18:27] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san!
[18:28] Yotsuya
    Can she hear me?!
[18:30] Yotsuya
    We'll head for the village first!
[18:33] Yotsuya
    A wooden stick is useless against that!
    What's she thinking?!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    This is something we can't fight!
[18:45] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[18:46] Yotsuya
    Your left hand isn't regenerating?
[18:48] Hako
    Um... I think it's because it was eaten.
[18:52] Yotsuya
    Then, Shindou-san...
    probably won't revive, will she?
[18:56] Hako
    Huh?!
[18:56] Yotsuya
    Seriously? If they both die, it's over!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Farmer Rank 4
[19:00] ---
    m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 120 l 0 120
SIGN    Health > 154%
    
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 204%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 114%
    Strength > 154%
SIGN    Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[19:01] Yotsuya
    I have zero attack power,
[19:03] Yotsuya
    and Hakozaki-san just has no power at all.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
[19:03] ---
    m 0 0 l 126 0 l 126 122 l 0 122
SIGN    Health > 220%
    
    Upper Body > 190%
    Lower Body > 180%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 170%
    Strength > 190%
[19:06] Yotsuya
    It's no use. We'll have
    to ignore that giant thing
[19:09] Yotsuya
    and complete the quest without Shindou-san.
[19:14] Villager
    It's the heroes! The heroes are here!
[19:18] Yotsuya
    What "heroes"?
[19:20] Hako
    Apparently, that's what
    we're called in this world.
[19:24] Yotsuya
    It really is a game.
[19:26] Thecus
    Yay! Heroes!
[19:28] Girl
    Heroes!
[19:29] Thecus
    My name's Thecus!
[19:31] Yotsuya
    Oh, uh, hi there.
[19:32] Thecus
    Man, heroes are so cool!
[19:35] Yotsuya
    I'm just a farmer, though...
[19:37] Thecus
    I wanna be strong like a hero, too!
[19:41] Yotsuya
    One of us just got eaten, though...
[19:44] Chief
    I am the village chief.
[19:46] Yotsuya
    Hello.
[19:47] Yotsuya
    Um, so... What was your request?
[19:50] Chief
    Well, a monster called a troll has
    shown up just outside the village.
[19:55] Yotsuya
    Wait a minute! He's not talking
    about that thing, is he?!
[19:58] Chief
    It looks like this.
[19:59] Chief
    Please defeat this troll
    and save our village!
[20:02] Yotsuya
    We're dead.
[20:05] Yotsuya
    U-Um... you've never even
    defeated a goblin, right?
[20:10] Hako
    Uh... that's right.
[20:12] Hako
    My sword just doesn't seem to hit them.
[20:14] Yotsuya
    No kidding. You were just throwing it.
[20:17] Hako
    I don't think Iu-chan can revive,
    since she's inside the troll.
[20:22] Hako
    We have to find a way to save her...
[20:27] Yotsuya
    She's useless.
[20:29] Yotsuya
    Why couldn't Shindou-san have
    been the one I got stuck with?
[20:33] Hako
    Um, Yotsuya-kun?
[20:36] Yotsuya
    You stay here in the village.
[20:39] Hako
    Huh?
[20:40] Yotsuya
    I'm going to go raise my rank.
[20:42] Yotsuya
    Later.
[20:44] Hako
    Wait!
[20:48] Hako
    But... I want to save Iu-chan, too...
[20:52] Yotsuya
    Sorry, but...
[20:54] Yotsuya
    If you die on me now...
[20:59] Yotsuya
    I'm the one who'll be put through hell.
[21:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Okay! Go, go, go!
[21:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    You're not getting away!
[21:09] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Die! Die!
[21:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Die, die, die!
[21:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Die, die, die, die, die, die, die,
    die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
[21:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yes!
[21:27] Yotsuya
    Even when my life's in danger,
[21:30] Yotsuya
    this place is a million times more
    exciting than that shithole Tokyo.
SIGN    Unqualified Heroes
SIGN    Subquest
    Roulette
[23:10] GM
    Today's subquest is...
[23:13] GM
    Bam!
SIGN    Attempt voice recording!
[23:15] Shindou
    I am the village chief.
SIGN    Shindou
    Attempting voice recording!
SIGN    Chief
[23:16] Yotsuya
    Hey, that's pretty good, Shindou-san!
SIGN    Chief
[23:18] Shindou
    Well, a monster called a troll has
    shown up just outside the village.
[23:22] Shindou
    Please defeat this troll
    and save our village!
[23:25] GM
    Yotsuya Yuusuke will be next to attempt.
[23:28] Yotsuya
    Is it gonna be the chief again?
[23:30] Yotsuya
    Too easy.
SIGN    Yotsuya
    Attempting voice recording!
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[23:31] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san!
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[23:33] Yotsuya
    Would you be my friend?
[23:36] GM
    That was creepy, so you fail the chall.
[23:37] Yotsuya
    Well, what do you want me to do?!

E2 - This City I Hate So Much

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[00:13] (Flashback) Shindou
    Huh?
[00:15] (Flashback) Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, you haven't turned in your
    future plans form yet, have you?
[00:20] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Oh... y-yeah, uh...
[00:22] (Flashback) Hako
    That's right. I heard the
    teacher mention that.
[00:25] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    So... what are your plans, Shindou-san?
[00:27] (Flashback) Shindou
    I haven't decided what
    job I want or anything,
[00:29] (Flashback) Shindou
    but I'm going to Morokoshi High
    School of Science and Technology.
[00:32] (Flashback) Shindou
    Same school Kusue's going to.
[00:34] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Oh...
[00:35] (Flashback) Hako
    Kusue's thought further
    ahead than that, isn't that right?
[00:38] (Flashback) Hako
    I want to attend a college with
    a pharmaceutical department.
[00:41] (Flashback) Hako
    I'm hoping... for a career in
    pharmaceutical research...
[00:46] (Flashback) Hako
    Oh, gosh, why is this so embarrassing?
[00:48] (Flashback) Shindou
    There's nothing to be embarrassed about!
[00:50] (Flashback) Shindou
    You can do it for sure, Kusue!
[00:51] Hako
    Huh...
[00:52] (Flashback) Hako
    You think so?
[00:53] (Flashback) Shindou
    Yeah! Let's go for it!
[02:27] Yotsuya
    Okay, time to find some goblins.
[02:32] (Flashback) Chief
    Please defeat this troll
    and save our village!
[02:37] Yotsuya
    At my current rank...
[02:39] (Flashback) Shindou
    Run! We can't win this one!
[02:46] Yotsuya
    At my rank, forget defeating it.
[02:49] Yotsuya
    I'd only end up feeding
    it, like Shindou-san.
[02:53] Yotsuya
    I need to beat some weak monsters
    and raise my rank a bit.
[03:01] Yotsuya
    A log point?
[03:07] Shindou
    Hey.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    If we get a guy on our team in the next round, who do you want it to be?
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    This guy named Yamada-kun.
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Oh, the guy who went to the nationals in judo...
SIGN    Wait, that's not what I mean.
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    I mean the guy you like.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    I hate all guys...
SIGN    What? Why?
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Well, they're all childish and violent, and they talk about pervy stuff... I hate it.
SIGN    Aw, you're such a little kid. I guess that goes for both of us, though.
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Mine would be...
SIGN    Yotsuya-kun.
[03:41] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[03:43] Yotsuya
    No, wait.
[03:44] Yotsuya
    That's right!
[03:45] Yotsuya
    There are two Yotsuyas in our grade!
SIGN    Which one?
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Well, um...
SIGN    That one.
[04:00] Yotsuya
    Wait! I didn't get to hear it!
[04:03] Yotsuya
    Which one did she say?!
[04:05] Yotsuya
    But my odds are fifty-fifty.
[04:08] Yotsuya
    And I'm basically in a harem scenario
    with two girls right now!
[04:12] Yotsuya
    Depending on what happens,
    one of them might confess to me.
[04:15] Yotsuya
    All right!
[04:18] Yotsuya
    Time to get busy!
[04:25] Yotsuya
    A forest with a view of the town...
[04:28] Yotsuya
    This takes me back.
[04:43] Yotsuya
    Ah, they came to me themselves, huh?
SIGN    Hideout
[04:57] Yotsuya
    Every time I remember those days...
[05:01] Yotsuya
    everything in my mind goes black with rage.
[05:02] (Flashback) Teacher
    This is Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun.
[05:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I-I just moved here from Kumamoto.
[05:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    M-My name's Y-Yotsuya Y-Yuusuke.
[05:18] Yotsuya
    I missed one! Damn it!
[05:23] Yotsuya
    Calm down, man. Don't get so heated.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Farmer Rank 9
[05:27] ---
    m 0 0 l 142 0 l 142 138 l 0 138
SIGN    Health > 150%
    
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 110%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 120%
    Strength > 150%
SIGN    Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[05:27] Yotsuya
    Rank 9...
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Farmer Rank 9

[05:28] ---
    m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 148 l 0 148
SIGN    Health > 150%
    
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 110%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 120%
    Strength > 150%
SIGN    Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[05:28] Yotsuya
    And so close to 10.
[05:30] Yotsuya
    If I hadn't missed one, I might've made it.
[05:34] Yotsuya
    But seriously, isn't there
    a way to change jobs?
[05:38] Yotsuya
    I'm not stuck in this one forever, am I?
[05:42] Yotsuya
    Nah.
[05:43] Yotsuya
    If there are that many
    different jobs available,
[05:46] Yotsuya
    there must be a way!
[05:49] Yotsuya
    I just wish I had some kind of blade.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
[05:52] ---
    m 0 0 l 142 0 l 142 138 l 0 138
SIGN    Health > 220%
    
    Upper Body > 190%
    Lower Body > 180%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 170%
    Strength > 190%
[05:53] Yotsuya
    If Hakozaki-san's the only
    one who can use a sword,
[05:55] Yotsuya
    there's no point in even having one.
[05:58] Yotsuya
    I thought she hated guys...
[06:01] Yotsuya
    God, I really wanna be a warri—
[06:04] Yotsuya
    Huh?
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[06:06] Yotsuya
    Wait, Hakozaki-san died?!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[06:08] Yotsuya
    What the hell is she doing?
    Isn't she in the village?
[06:13] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[06:17] Yotsuya
    Wasn't our quest to...
SIGN    Fulfill the village chief's request
[06:22] Yotsuya
    So we... failed the quest?
[06:27] Yotsuya
    And what happens if we fail?
[06:29] Yotsuya
    Do we all die?
[06:31] Yotsuya
    Well, regardless!
    I have to get to the village!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[06:40] Yotsuya
    She's staying dead!
[06:42] Yotsuya
    Seriously? So Hakozaki-san was eaten, too?!
[06:45] Yotsuya
    Which means...
[06:46] Yotsuya
    If I die, it'll be for real!
[06:53] Yotsuya
    Where are the villagers?
[06:56] Yotsuya
    Anyone here?!
[07:02] Yotsuya
    A log point!
[07:05] Yotsuya
    Please, tell me something useful!
SIGN    Thecus
SIGN    Hey, lady, why do you keep doing practice swings?
SIGN    Huff... huff...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Well, in my own world, I can't do any strenuous exercise because of my illness...
SIGN    So this is my first time swinging something this heavy around...
SIGN    Thecus
SIGN    Your own world?
SIGN    I have to take expensive medicine
    every month to prevent flare-ups...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    I know my mom and dad wanted to have a second child, but with me...
SIGN    But here, I can move as much as I want without worrying about my illness,
SIGN    and I might even be able to get a little stronger.
SIGN    But still, all I do is slow the other two down...
SIGN    I'm always...
SIGN    Ever since I was born, I've been a burden on so many people.
SIGN    I have to be, just to stay alive.
SIGN    So... I want to help everyone now, while I'm healthy...
SIGN    That's why I...
SIGN    Wow, sorry. What were you asking about?
SIGN    I know none of that made any sense...
SIGN    But I'm gonna work hard.
SIGN    If anything happens, I'll keep everyone safe.
[08:23] Yotsuya
    I've...
[08:26] Yotsuya
    I've been thinking of nothing but
    myself since I came here, haven't I?
SIGN    It's the troll!
SIGN    Everybody, run! I'll buy you some time!
[08:36] Yotsuya
    No, that's not it.
[08:38] Yotsuya
    It's not just since coming here.
[08:49] Yotsuya
    I've always been that way.
SIGN    Get to safety outside the vil—
SIGN    S-Stop!
SIGN    Shield!
SIGN    Help...
SIGN    Help me,
SIGN    Yotsuya-kun...
[09:37] Yotsuya
    I...
[09:43] Yotsuya
    What do I do? Should I fi—
[09:44] Yotsuya
    No, I have to run!
[09:48] Yotsuya
    I can't die now!
[09:59] Yotsuya
    I-I'm gonna die! I'm dead!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 255 0 l 255 168 l 0 168
SIGN    
SIGN    ►When a hero dies, they will revive after a certain period of time, and the damage they took will be restored in half that time. However, if one dies in a situation in which they would immediately die again upon revival, such as by drowning in the ocean, their countdown clock will stop.
[10:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Let's all meet back here after
    we graduate from high school
[10:14] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    and dig up this time capsule together!
[10:17] (Flashback) All
    Okay!
[10:18] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I promise I'll come back!
[10:19] (Flashback) Kid
    Yeah! We'll be waitin' for ya!
[10:22] Yotsuya
    After graduating from high school...
[10:25] (Flashback) Hako
    I'm hoping... for a career in
    pharmaceutical research...
[10:29] Yotsuya
    Huh...
[10:31] Yotsuya
    I never cared.
[10:34] Yotsuya
    It wasn't even on my radar...
[10:37] (Flashback) Hako
    Ever since I was born, I've been
    a burden on so many people.
[10:41] (Flashback) Hako
    I have to be, just to stay alive.
[10:43] (Flashback) Hako
    So...
[10:45] Yotsuya
    Until that moment.
[10:49] Yotsuya
    What the hell?
[10:51] Yotsuya
    A kid whose drug costs have been a
    burden on her parents wants a job
[10:55] Yotsuya
    in pharmaceutical research?
[10:57] Yotsuya
    How obvious can you get?
[10:58] Yotsuya
    That's the epitome of a cry
    for sympathy, damn it!
[11:03] Yotsuya
    And even you are stronger than me?
[11:06] Yotsuya
    Like hell I'm gonna let
    someone like that die
[11:10] Yotsuya
    at the end of some insane parallel world!
[11:13] Yotsuya
    Fine! I'll kick it up one more gear!
[11:17] Yotsuya
    There's no way I'm letting someone
    who's stronger than me die!
[11:24] Yotsuya
    Not then...
[11:26] Yotsuya
    and not now!
[11:37] Yotsuya
    His dash only lets him jump like a frog?
[11:42] Yotsuya
    Then...
[11:43] Yotsuya
    If I change direction
    the moment he jumps...
[11:46] Yotsuya
    He can't get me!
[11:49] Yotsuya
    As long as I keep moving, I can shake him!
[11:51] Yotsuya
    I just have to keep moving!
[12:01] Yotsuya
    There's no point...
[12:05] Yotsuya
    in just running away!
[12:10] Yotsuya
    I need a way to attack him somehow...
[12:15] Yotsuya
    Shi—
[12:22] Yotsuya
    Go up!
[12:33] Yotsuya
    He stopped?
[12:37] GM
    Congratula.
[12:39] GM
    Your job rank has reached 10.
[12:41] Yotsuya
    Yes! I took a gamble and won!
[12:44] Yotsuya
    Wait... Game Master, your voice sounds—
[12:47] GM
    And now it's time to spin the
    wheel for the job roul.
SIGN    Job
    Roulette
[12:51] Yotsuya
    Not so fast! I wanted to bask
    in my victory for a minute!
[12:55] Yotsuya
    Oh, whatever.
[12:56] Yotsuya
    Something with a blade, please!
    A warrior!
[12:59] Yotsuya
    Just let me use a blade!
SIGN    Warrior (Sword)
SIGN    Hunter
[13:01] GM
    Bam!
[13:03] GM
    A chef.
SIGN    Chef
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Chef Rank 1
[13:06] ---
    m 0 0 l 285 0 l 285 270 l 0 270
[13:06] ---
    m 0 0 l 280 0 l 280 280 l 0 280
SIGN    Health > 140%
    Upper Body > 195%
    Lower Body > 120%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 120%
    Strength > 142.5%
SIGN    ∙Rank up bonus:
    (former ability-100)/2 is
    added to each value
    sequentially.
    ∙Can gain internal knowledge
    of all common beasts and
    rank C or lower monsters,
    as well as methods for
    cooking them.
    ∙Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[13:06] GM
    You have gained the following skills
    in addition to those you had bef.
[13:10] Yotsuya
    Weak...
[13:12] Yotsuya
    No, wait...
SIGN    Cooking Tool: Overall Rank 3 Composition: Iron, wood Effects: -20% sharpness when attacking anything but animals or plants +100% strength when attacking bone Regeneration Time: 3 days
SIGN    Sickle
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Cooking Tool: Overall Rank 2 Composition: Iron, wood Effects: -20% sharpness when attacking anything but animals or plants Regeneration Time: 3 days
SIGN    Chopper
[13:15] Yotsuya
    I got my blade!
[13:21] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[13:23] Yotsuya
    Is this...
[13:25] ---
    m 0 0 l 500 0 l 500 400 l 0 400
SIGN    ∙Rank up bonus:
    (former ability-100)/2 is
    added to each value
    sequentially.
    ∙Can gain internal knowledge
    of all common beasts and
    rank C or lower monsters,
    as well as methods for
    cooking them.
    ∙Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[13:28] Yostuya
    one of my chef skills?
[13:30] GM
    I will now return the flow of time to norm.
[13:33] GM
    I bid you fare.
[13:35] Yotsuya
    Your stomach...
[13:37] Yotsuya
    is here!
[13:39] Yotsuya
    His skin's so tough!
[13:42] Yotsuya
    Get through to his stomach!
[13:50] Yotsuya
    How was that?!
[13:56] Yotsuya
    Yes! I can work with this!
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    
    Reviving in
SIGN    Revived
SIGN    Revived
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
[14:07] Yotsuya
    It worked... It worked!
[14:10] Shindou
    What a relief.
[14:11] Shindou
    I wanted to revive, but I'd just
    die again inside his stomach,
[14:15] Shindou
    so I was totally stuck.
[14:17] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun, you saved us.
[14:20] Yotsuya
    Uh... y-yeah, I guess...
[14:22] Shindou
    Wait, are you wearing different clothes?
[14:25] Yotsuya
    Oh... My job changed. I'm a chef now.
[14:28] Shindou
    What? A chef?
[14:30] Yotsuya
    A-Anyway, I figured out this
    guy's attack pattern!
[14:35] Yotsuya
    Over here! Hey!
[14:38] Yotsuya
    If you change direction the moment
    he jumps, you can dodge him!
[14:43] Shindou
    That's too much moving around.
[14:45] Shindou
    With my stats, that would
    only work once or twice.
[14:48] Yotsuya
    Not true, actually!
[14:55] Shindou
    He's getting tired, too!
    From the blood loss?
[14:58] Yotsuya
    A body that size can only
    handle so much jumping!
[15:01] Shindou
    Let's go, Kusue.
[15:03] Hako
    R-Right!
[15:06] Yotsuya
    Damn, his muscles are so hard!
[15:10] Yotsuya
    A lot of good that knowledge does us.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[15:15] Yotsuya
    All right!
[15:16] Yotsuya
    What we need is an attack
[15:19] Yotsuya
    strong enough to get through
    a troll's defense...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[15:22] Yotsuya
    Back again!
[15:27] Yotsuya
    ...and none of us has that.
[15:36] Shindou
    It seems like we're dying
    less often now, at least.
[15:39] Yotsuya
    I guess we're getting used
    to the way this guy moves.
[15:43] Hako
    E-Even if we're dying less, if we can't
    beat him, we'll still eventually...
[15:55] (Flashback) Shindou
    All wind magic does is move the air.
[15:58] (Flashback) Shindou
    And my level's low,
    so that's all I can do.
[16:04] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san...
[16:05] Shindou
    Huh?
[16:06] Yotsuya
    I'll try to land an attack inside
    his body through his wound.
[16:10] Yotsuya
    So if you could...
[16:13] Shindou
    Right, got it.
[16:18] Yotsuya
    His attack range is basically from
    his elbow to his fingertips.
[16:22] Yotsuya
    So...
[16:23] Yotsuya
    I'll sacrifice myself to
    dive into his belly!
[16:30] Yotsuya
    And now...
[16:32] Yotsuya
    he should stop moving!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[16:44] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    So if you could...
[16:48] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Launch a blast of air...
[16:52] Shindou
    Wind!
[16:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    ...right into his body!
[17:06] Shindou
    We did it!
[17:07] Hako
    That was amazing, Iu-chan!
[17:11] GM
    Congrat.
[17:12] Yotsuya
    You scared me!
[17:14] GM
    You have completed the queue.
[17:15] Yotsuya
    O-Oh, right.
[17:17] Yotsuya
    But why do you have to show
    up behind me every time?!
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN     Warrior (Sword) Rank 1→4
[17:21] Hako
    Wow... Our ranks...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN     Warrior (Sword) Rank 1→4
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Rank 3→5
[17:25] Shindou
    No, my wizard rank hardly went up at all.
[17:28] Shindou
    How did the farmer and
    chef rank up so much?
[17:30] Yotsuya
    Huh?
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Rank 1→5
[17:33] Yotsuya
    You're right...
[17:34] GM
    Now, Chef Yotsuya Yuusuke,
[17:38] GM
    your reward is the right to ask one ques.
[17:40] Yotsuya
    Again, not so fast!
    Give me a minute to bask!
[17:43] Yotsuya
    Let's see... What was it...
[17:47] (Flashback) Shindou
    When I finished the first one,
    I asked him why I was chosen...
[17:51] Yotsuya
    Someone we know chose us...
[17:55] (Flashback) Hako
    After the second one, I asked,
    "Who are you people?"
[18:00] Yotsuya
    He's from the future...
[18:02] Yotsuya
    Does that mean the one
    who chose us is, too?
[18:05] Yotsuya
    What are they after, then?
[18:07] Yotsuya
    What is it these people from
    the future want us to do?
[18:12] Yotsuya
    The tenth step... After the
    tenth step of the quest,
[18:17] Yotsuya
    what will we do?
[18:18] Hako
    Huh?
[18:19] Shindou
    What?
[18:21] GM
    Very well. Please watch this version
    of what transpired in our wor.
[18:31] Yotsuya
    Is that... our town?
[18:39] (Flashback) FYotsuya
    All right! Time for our last summon beast!
[18:44] (Flashback) FYotsuya
    Spread out!
[18:49] (Flashback) FYotsuya
    Let's go!
[18:53] Yotsuya
    What did I just see?
[18:55] Shindou
    What was that?
[18:58] Yotsuya
    W-We're back...
[19:01] Hako
    A-Are we...
[19:04] Hako
    supposed to fight that thing?
[19:13] Shindou
    Forget it. I'm going to practice.
[19:15] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[19:16] Shindou
    Look at the clock.
[19:18] Shindou
    The time's the same as it was when we left.
[19:22] Yotsuya
    No, I didn't mean that.
[19:23] Yotsuya
    Is this any time to—
[19:25] Shindou
    It'll probably be a few weeks
    before the next stage begins.
[19:32] Shindou
    Now I'll be alive to play
    in the tournament.
[19:34] Shindou
    I'm just glad my two years of
    hard work won't go to waste!
[19:38] Shindou
    Thank you so much!
[19:40] Yotsuya
    S-Sure...
[19:41] Yotsuya
    That's right... We're third-years,
    so her next match is her last.
[19:45] Shindou
    Okay, I'm off.
[19:47] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, make sure you
    get Kusue home safe.
[19:51] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[19:59] Yotsuya
    My heart is still pounding.
[20:03] Yotsuya
    We were in that world for more than a day,
[20:05] Yotsuya
    but no time passed in this world at all.
[20:09] Yotsuya
    And if we don't make it through
    that seven more times...
[20:14] Yotsuya
    We'll all die.
[20:17] Hako
    Um...
[20:18] Hako
    I want to thank you.
[20:20] Hako
    If you hadn't shown up, we would've died.
[20:24] Yotsuya
    Wait...
[20:25] Yotsuya
    Have I ever walked alone
    with a girl before?
[20:29] Yotsuya
    In my entire life?
[20:32] Yotsuya
    W-Well, you know... we were
    all in the same boat.
[20:36] Yotsuya
    I mean, people say, "I'll protect you,"
    all the time these days, right?
[20:41] Hako
    Uh... I wouldn't know.
[20:44] Yotsuya
    I never liked that kind of thing.
[20:46] Yotsuya
    I'm kind of a contrarian... like, I
    hate the stuff that most people love.
[20:51] Yotsuya
    Wait... I'm saying stuff I
    really don't need to say.
[20:56] Yotsuya
    But in that world,
[20:58] Yotsuya
    keeping at least one person alive
    benefits all of us, so...
[21:02] Yotsuya
    I feel like that kinda fits me, y'know?
[21:06] Hako
    Really?
[21:08] Yotsuya
    I really don't need to be
    telling her any of this!
[21:20] Yotsuya
    That was when I realized...
[21:25] Yostuya
    If I abandon the quest,
[21:28] Yotsuya
    there's a chance that this city I
    hate so much could be destroyed.
SIGN    This City I Hate So Much
SIGN    Subquest 2
SIGN    Close in on Yotsuya's reality.
SIGN    What are your thoughts on Yotsuya-kun?
[23:15] Shindou
    Huh? My thoughts on Yotsuya-kun?
[23:17] Hosshi
    He's pretty hot, right?
[23:19] Shindou
    I think he's someone who can be trusted.
[23:22] Guy
    He's a good guy.
[23:24] Guy
    Like, I guess he's the kind of
    guy you'd call a protagonist.
SIGN    I guess he's
    the kind of guy you'd call a protagonist
[23:28] Hako
    My thoughts on Yotsuya-kun? As in...
SIGN    The Yotsuya-kun who's hot,
    a good guy, and worthy of trust.
[23:33] Hako
    Oh, that one?
SIGN    The 13 Methods You Need
    to Become the Strongest Warrior
[23:35] Hako
    I haven't really talked to
    him much, so I'm not sure.
SIGN    End
    Production:

E3 - Help Me

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[00:02] Shindou
    Boys really do have more power.
[00:04] Yotsuya
    I sure do keep dying, though.
[00:08] Yotsuya
    Isn't that...?
[00:11] Shindou
    Oh, a log point.
[00:13] Shindou
    Can we look at it?
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Huff... Huff... We managed to beat it.
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    I'm sorry... I couldn't do anything to help...
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    No, it's okay.
SIGN    I'm just glad the second player was someone I knew.
SIGN    Right now, that's enough for—
[00:39] Shindou
    W-Wait! Never mind! Don't watch this one!
SIGN    Shindou-san?
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Sorry... Just let me stay like this for a minute, okay?
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Okay... Sure.
SIGN    Okay, since Yotsuya-kun's
    on duty today, we'll wait for him after class!
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    Okay
SIGN    How'd it go?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    Okay
SIGN    How'd it go?
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    We talked a little on the way home
[02:29] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But in that world,
[02:30] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    keeping at least one person alive
    benefits all of us, so...
[02:34] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I feel like that kinda fits me, y'know?
[02:39] Shindou
    For real? He actually said that?
[02:42] Shindou
    That's hilarious.
[02:44] Hosshi
    Iu, what's with you?
[02:47] Shindou
    Oh, hey, Hosshi.
[02:49] Shindou
    You went to grade school with the
    Yotsuya-kun who's not in any clubs, right?
[02:53] Hosshi
    Yeah, but he transferred in during the
    winter of our sixth-grade year, so...
[02:58] Shindou
    What did you think of him?
[03:00] Hosshi
    Hmm... Nothing, really.
[03:04] Hosshi
    He hardly ever talked or anything.
[03:06] Hosshi
    Why do you ask?
[03:07] Shindou
    I got a chance to talk to him a little,
[03:10] Shindou
    and it just made me wonder what he's like.
SIGN    That's so hilarious
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    He might have some kind of dark past...
[03:15] Shindou
    I've never had a guy like
    him in my circle before,
[03:19] Shindou
    so he's sort of an unknown entity.
[03:23] Yotsuya
    Damn...
[03:24] Yotsuya
    I'd rather be running
    through the mountains.
[03:27] Yotsuya
    This concrete sucks!
[03:42] Yotsuya
    If that's the final objective we're
    going to be saddled with...
[03:47] Yotsuya
    If we end up in some kind of future
    where we fight to defend this city,
[03:52] Yotsuya
    why'd it have to be me?
[03:54] Yotsuya
    Why did they choose me when
    I hate this stupid city?
SIGN    Game Master
SIGN    Calling
[04:01] Yotsuya
    Excuse me?!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun, it's been half a. Good eve.
[04:05] Yotsuya
    G-Game Master? What's with your voice?
[04:08] Yotsuya
    And how in the heck are you calling my...
[04:10] Yotsuya
    Actually, I guess that wouldn't
    be a challenge for you.
SIGN    This is your next missi.
[04:15] Yotsuya
    Huh?
SIGN    You must hit on the girl I am about to specif.
[04:20] Yotsuya
    What?
[04:30] Yotsuya
    I'm here as you instructed... Now what?
SIGN    Your success or failure here will influence
    your chances in the next que.
[04:37] Yotsuya
    This school is alien territory to me!
[04:40] Yotsuya
    I can't just stroll right in!
SIGN    Upstairs...
[04:43] Yotsuya
    Upstairs?
[04:52] Yotsuya
    There's a light on.
[04:54] Yotsuya
    You want me to pick up chicks in the
    girls restroom at this hour?!
SIGN    Girls Restroom
[05:04] Yotsuya
    What is happening right now?!
[05:06] Yotsuya
    Which girl? Which girl is it?!
SIGN    The one with glasses in the cent.
[05:09] Yotsuya
    Of course. It wouldn't be one
    of the three around her.
[05:12] Yotsuya
    Can you actually see me right now?
[05:14] Yotsuya
    Call me back when I'm done!
[05:19] Yotsuya
    Uh, pardon me...
[05:21] Girl
    What do you want? Who are you?!
[05:23] Yotsuya
    Um... I'm not sure how to put this...
[05:28] Yotsuya
    Is this for real?
[05:29] Yotsuya
    My first time hitting on a girl,
    and she's being bullied?!
[05:33] Girl
    This is the girls' restroom!
    You're not allowed in here!
[05:37] Yotsuya
    Shit!
[05:39] Yotsuya
    Wait, forget about me.
    What if she filmed that girl naked?
[05:43] Yotsuya
    She could end up committing suicide...
[05:46] Yotsuya
    and my attempt to pick her up would fail!
[05:48] Yotsuya
    Which would mean my chance of success
    in the next quest would tank,
[05:51] Yotsuya
    putting me at higher risk of dying!
[05:55] Girl
    Hey! Give that back!
[06:01] Girl
    Why... Why did you break my phone?!
[06:04] Yotsuya
    Well, I have no way to know where
    your photo data is stored.
[06:08] Yotsuya
    Now I'll have a better chance
    at winning her over!
[06:11] Toki
    Who are you?
[06:13] Girl
    Why...
[06:16] Yotsuya
    Hang on...
[06:17] Yotsuya
    They might have already filmed her!
[06:20] Girl
    Wait, wait! I had nothing
    to do with any of this!
[06:23] Girl
    I don't have photos or anything!
[06:25] Girl
    Just look for yourself and you'll see!
[06:27] Yotsuya
    They could be in a hidden folder!
[06:31] Girl
    This is scary... and creepy!
    Who is this guy?!
[06:34] Toki
    Whoa...
[06:35] Yotsuya
    Yes! That was pretty damn slick!
[06:38] Yotsuya
    Am I actually about to land
    my first girlfriend ever?!
[06:43] Yotsuya
    Just one more...
[06:44] Yotsuya
    Where's hers?
[06:47] Yotsuya
    In there!
[06:58] Girl
    How is this even happening?!
[07:00] Yotsuya
    Yeah, baby!
[07:01] Yotsuya
    That just boosted my odds
    of landing the girl!
[07:04] Girl
    You piece of—
[07:06] Girl
    Ow!
[07:07] Yotsuya
    Uh, yeah, I'd say I'm probably
    stronger than you.
[07:12] Yotsuya
    Still wanna try it?
[07:14] Yotsuya
    What do I do now?
    I've never hit a girl before!
[07:17] Girl
    You're freakin' creepy!
[07:18] Girl
    Scumbag!
[07:19] Girl
    Shit! What's his problem?!
[07:22] Girl
    We need to call the police! Seriously!
[07:23] Yotsuya
    Wait, the police?!
SIGN    Do not flush
    anything but toilet paper.
    Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.
[07:34] Yotsuya
    I was just passing by, but it looks
    like I ended up saving you.
[07:38] Toki
    Huh?! Uh...
SIGN    Girls Restroom
[07:40] Toki
    This is the girls restroom.
    How were you passi—
[07:44] Toki
    I mean... thank you.
[07:48] Toki
    Wh-What do I do? I'm alone with him now!
[07:58] Toki
    He's still with me.
    I wish he'd just leave...
[08:02] Yotsuya
    Yes! This escort mission is going great!
[08:06] Yotsuya
    The guy always walks between
    the girl and the road.
[08:10] Yotsuya
    Um, so like... were they bullying you?
[08:14] Yotsuya
    That's exactly what I hate
    about city schools.
[08:17] Toki
    N-No... not bullying, exactly.
    More like getting back at me.
[08:21] Toki
    The girl who was filming...
    she and I stream on mikkou LIVE.
[08:27] Yotsuya
    Oh, on mikkou mikkou?
[08:29] Toki
    Right. And I kind of said
    more than I should have...
[08:33] Toki
    I was talking about how I knew a girl
    who puts on a nice act with boys,
[08:39] Toki
    and she thought I was talking about her...
[08:44] Toki
    I mean... well...
    I was talking about her...
[08:49] Yotsuya
    It really was about her?
[08:52] Toki
    But... I didn't drop her
    name or anything...
[08:58] Yotsuya
    Ah... Yeah, I guess that explains it.
[09:02] Yotsuya
    How am I supposed to deal
    with a crying girl, though?
[09:05] Yotsuya
    Do I put my arm around her shoulder?
[09:07] Yotsuya
    Wouldn't I get arrested for doing
    that when I'm not her boyfriend?
[09:10] Yotsuya
    Master isn't calling back, either.
[09:12] Yotsuya
    Does this count as completing the mission?
[09:15] Toki
    Oh... I-I'll be fine from here.
[09:18] Yotsuya
    Oh, okay...
[09:19] Yotsuya
    Does it end after I walk her home?
[09:21] Toki
    W-Well, bye...
[09:21] Yotsuya
    I guess I'll leave, then.
[09:23] Toki
    Wha... Uh, um...
[09:25] Yotsuya
    Yes?
[09:26] Toki
    There's this game called WonSta that's
    about training up male idols...
[09:29] Toki
    We've all been really into it lately.
[09:32] Yotsuya
    Uh, o-okay...
[09:33] Toki
    The protagonist is their female producer,
[09:35] Toki
    and she grows closer to each of the
    guys as she works for them...
[09:39] Yotsuya
    O-Okay...
[09:41] Toki
    If you tried to do something one of
    the guys in that game would do...
[09:45] Toki
    it might work out as some
    modeling practice for you!
[09:50] Yotsuya
    Oh, God! She's the worst kind of otaku!
SIGN    Tatsuki
SIGN    I'm not doing this for you.
     Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:55] Text/Game
    I'm not doing this for you.
    Don't get the wrong idea.

[10:00] Yotsuya
    I just wasted two weeks of my life.
[10:04] Yotsuya
    I'm so hungry...
[10:06] Yotsuya
    Oh, is it starting?
[10:08] Shindou
    Hi again.
[10:09] Hako
    Good evening.
[10:10] Toki
    Huh?!
[10:12] Toki
    Wha?!
[10:13] Toki
    What? What the heck is this?!
[10:16] Yotsuya
    So she really was the fourth.
[10:19] Toki
    Um, um...
[10:22] Yotsuya
    Uh...
[10:24] Yotsuya
    Why is she trying to get away?
[10:30] GM
    Good day to. Nice to meet.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Each Wizard weapon is made with a piece
    of amber containing a magical bug of a certain
    attribute, and invoking its magic costs MP
    proportionate to the power and mana used.
    ►All magic spells are tied to a single
    MP gauge, but each magical attribute has
    its own mana gauge.
    ►The strength of a magic spell can be
    chosen within the range that the Wizard is capable of using.
[10:44] GM
    The job of out fourth player,
    Tokitate Yuka, will be...
SIGN    Wizard (Heat)
SIGN    Wizard (Wind)
[10:49] GM
    Wizard (Heat).
[10:52] Toki
    Wizard?
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Rank 1

SIGN    Can use heat magic.
SIGN    Heat
SIGN    Health > 80%
    
    Upper Body > 80%
    Lower Body > 80%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 80%
    Strength > 80%
[10:56] Toki
    I'm a Wizard?!
[10:58] GM
    This time, your revival period
    will increase from 30 to 40 sec.
[11:03] Yotsuya
    The difficulty's higher!
[11:05] GM
    Your quest is as fol.
SIGN    Traverse 5% of the map
SIGN    Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    (Time limit: 40 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[11:08] Yotsuya
    What "goods"?!
[11:10] GM
    Bye.
[11:14] Shindou
    Same old freak as ever.
[11:18] Yotsuya
    Uh, hey.
[11:20] Toki
    J-Just who are you?!
[11:22] Toki
    What have you... Why did you abduct me?!
[11:25] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[11:26] Toki
    It was no coincidence when you followed
    me home the other night, was it?!
[11:30] Toki
    You perverted stalker!
[11:31] Shindou
    Perverted?
[11:32] Hako
    S-Stalker?
[11:34] Yotsuya
    No, it's not like that!
[11:36] Shindou
    Look, just calm down, okay?
[11:38] Hako
    P-Please hear us out.
[11:41] Shindou
    He smashed those girls' smartphones...
[11:43] Hako
    ...and flushed the pieces down the toilet?
[11:47] Toki
    I talked with those girls
    after it happened,
[11:50] Toki
    and they said he was a pervert who
    had come in to set up a camera.
[11:54] Yotsuya
    Wait! I had a reason for that!
[11:58] Shindou
    Let's go.
[11:59] Hako
    Y-Yeah.
[12:06] Shindou
    I guess we should start with the
    requirement to traverse 5% of the map.
[12:10] Hako
    We should probably split up
    to cover more distance.
[12:15] Shindou
    So we'll be able to confirm
    each other's locations.
[12:19] Shindou
    Got it?
[12:20] Shindou
    I think I get the idea.
[12:22] Shindou
    Also, you don't have to
    be so guarded around us.
[12:25] Shindou
    You're a year older, aren't you?
[12:26] Toki
    N-No, in this world,
    you're my senpai, Shindou-san.
[12:30] Shindou
    Just call me Iu.
[12:31] Shindou
    Let's go. I'll stick with you until
    you get the hang of things.
[12:34] Toki
    Sh-She's so cool...
[12:37] Toki
    She'd definitely be Purple.
[12:39] Purple
    The mysterious power that
    will lead us to hope...
[12:42] Purple
    Majiha Purple!
[12:43] Toki
    She's pretty, she's tall,
[12:45] Toki
    and as the first player, she's the one
    who's survived here the longest.
[12:49] Shindou
    When you were talking about
    Yotsuya-kun earlier...
[12:52] Toki
    Huh?
[12:53] Shindou
    You said you talked to
    the other three girls.
[12:56] Shindou
    Does that mean they weren't bullying you?
[12:59] Toki
    Um, well...
[13:02] Shindou
    You wanted to reconcile with people
    who tried to film you naked?
[13:06] Shindou
    Why would you do that?
[13:08] Toki
    U-Um... It might not make sense
    to you, er... I-Iu-san...
[13:14] Toki
    but I've always been very careful not to
    behave in a way that would invite bullying.
[13:21] Toki
    But I did give them a reason
    to attack me... so...
[13:26] Toki
    Yotsuya...san...
[13:30] Toki
    He served as a mutual enemy to
    bond over so we could make up.
[13:34] Toki
    I figured I'd never see him again anyway...
[13:38] Toki
    She's gonna hate me now...
[13:42] Shindou
    Well, you're kind of stuck with
    your classmates, after all.
[13:47] Toki
    Y-Yeah, exactly! It had to be done!
[13:50] Shindou
    So... what made you think
    I wouldn't understand?
[13:55] Toki
    Well, I can't imagine you
    ever being bullied...
[14:00] Shindou
    You're half right.
[14:02] Shindou
    Despite how I may seem,
    I do put in a lot of effort.
[14:05] Shindou
    That goes for my looks,
    my studies, my sports...
[14:09] Shindou
    I want to feel satisfied that I'm
    living my best student life.
[14:13] Shindou
    Of course, part of it is just
    that I like to take charge.
[14:17] Shindou
    I mean, bullying is just stupid, you know?
[14:20] Shindou
    So I've always stopped it when
    I've seen it, and I always will.
[14:24] Toki
    Don't you ever get scared doing that?
[14:28] Shindou
    Who do you think could lift
    a finger against me?
[14:31] Toki
    No, I mean, what if it cost you
    your friends or something?
[14:35] Shindou
    Then they weren't really
    my friends to begin with.
[14:38] Toki
    Th-That's so cool!
[14:41] Toki
    Compared to her, I'm such
    a small, petty person!
[14:46] Shindou
    What's wrong?
[14:48] Toki
    P-Please marry me!
[14:50] Shindou
    What the heck?
[14:57] Shindou
    We didn't earn much today.
[15:00] Hako
    Well, it's only the first day.
[15:02] Shindou
    Yeah, I guess so.
[15:04] Yotsuya
    I think they're ignoring
    me just a little bit...
[15:08] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, behind you!
[15:18] Yotsuya
    A giant... bug corpse?
[15:20] Shindou
    Wait! I hear something!
[15:24] Shindou
    Ugh, a centipede?! Gross!
[15:31] Yotsuya
    A ball?
[15:33] Yotsuya
    A pillbug?!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[15:38] Yotsuya
    Where'd something so strong come from?!
[15:40] Yotsuya
    Wait, my Chef skills can tell me
    an enemy's name and threat level.
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[15:48] Yotsuya
    Demon Bug Cadoomlet...
[15:50] Yotsuya
    The two of them have a combined
    threat level of D-.
[15:52] Yotsuya
    The pillbug is the male,
    and the centipede is the female?
[15:56] Toki
    Just leave this to me!
[15:58] Toki
    I don't know what's going on,
    but my time has come!
[16:01] Toki
    Yep, it sure has!
    Not that I even wanted it to!
[16:04] Pink
    Majiha Pink!
[16:06] Purple
    Majiha Purple!
[16:07] Both
    Together, we're Majiha!
[16:09] Toki
    In kindergarten, my dream for the future
[16:12] Toki
    was to be a magic user.
[16:15] (Flashback) Toki
    With my crimson flame...
[16:17] Toki
    Kindergarten me, are you watching?
[16:19] Toki
    Your dream came true!
[16:21] Toki
    With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
[16:24] Toki
    Majiha Fire!
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka consumed all her mana to increase the temperature of the air within 10 centimeters of the end of her staff by 20 degrees Celsius.
[16:32] Toki
    I-It's warm...
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[16:37] Toki
    I died?!
[16:39] Yotsuya
    I guess that's all you can
    do with rank 1 magic.
[16:42] Yotsuya
    That aside, why am I being treated like a
    malicious pervert for helping someone?
[16:49] Yotsuya
    Come to think of it, she did lecture
    me on how to be popular with girls.
[16:55] Yotsuya
    Wait, does that mean...
[16:58] Yotsuya
    I was a loser?!
[17:01] Yotsuya
    Ugh, talk about embarrassing!
[17:03] Yotsuya
    It took so much courage to walk her home!
[17:05] Yotsuya
    Why didn't that impress her?!
[17:08] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[17:09] Yotsuya
    This can only mean one thing.
[17:12] Yotsuya
    It's possible that I'm someone
    who just isn't popular!
[17:17] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san said she liked one
    of the Yotsuyas, though...
[17:21] Yotsuya
    I'll just wait and see for now.
[17:23] Yotsuya
    For a month or two...
[17:26] Yotsuya
    Or maybe three!
[17:28] Shindou
    Man... I still don't understand
    it, but he
is strong.
[17:33] Toki
    Wait... He's actually more like
    Tatsuki-san than I realized.
[17:38] Toki
    It's that gap moe!
[17:42] Yotsuya
    Stay back!
[17:44] Yotsuya
    Wind magic won't work on them!
[17:45] Shindou
    Got it!
[17:48] Yotsuya
    Any venom? Spines?
[17:50] Yotsuya
    Nope, I don't see anything
    like that in its body!
[17:54] Yotsuya
    So...
[17:55] Yotsuya
    This is the blind spot!
[18:02] Yotsuya
    All right! I can cut off its legs!
[18:08] Yotsuya
    I'm exhausted.
[18:10] Shindou
    How do we kill it?
[18:12] Yotsuya
    Well, there's one thing I'd like to try.
[18:14] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san...
[18:16] Hako
    Y-Yes?
[18:17] Yotsuya
    I'm wondering if I can hold your
    long sword through your hand.
[18:22] Toki
    What does he mean?
[18:25] Shindou
    Here.
[18:30] Shindou
    We can't hold any weapons
    other than our own.
[18:34] Shindou
    I get it. If Kusue's the
    one holding the sword...
[18:38] Yotsuya
    It worked. I can hold it.
[18:40] Yotsuya
    Let's swing it downward on
    my "three, two, one" count.
[18:44] Yotsuya
    Three... uh, a little more this way.
[18:47] Yotsuya
    Two...
[18:48] Yotsuya
    One!
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
SIGN     Warrior (Sword) Rank 5→6
SIGN    Health > 226%
    
    Upper Body > 196%
    Lower Body > 186%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 176%
    Strength > 196%
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 100 l 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 92 0 l 92 100 l 0 100
SIGN     Chef Rank 5→7
SIGN    Health > 147%
    
    Upper Body > 202%
    Lower Body > 127%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 127%
    Strength > 149.5%
SIGN    ∙Rank up bonus:
    (former ability-100)/2 is
    added to each value
    sequentially.
    ∙Can gain internal knowledge
    of all common beasts and
    rank C or lower monsters,
    as well as methods for
    cooking them.
    ∙Can gain knowledge
    about edible plants.
[18:56] (Flashback) Mom
    What's wrong?
[18:57] (Flashback) Boy
    Iu-chan hit me!
[19:01] (Flashback) Mom
    What's wrong with that girl?
[19:02] (Flashback) Lady
    Oh, you know. She's Shindou-san's daughter.
[19:04] (Flashback) Mom
    Ah, them...
[19:13] (Flashback) Sayuri
    What's wrong?
[19:22] (Flashback) Sayuri
    You got into a fight?
[19:26] (Flashback) Shindou
    He kept saying things that made
    me mad, so I made him cry.
[19:29] (Flashback) Sayuri
    You shouldn't do that. You're a girl.
[19:32] (Flashback) Sayuri
    You'll lose all your friends
    if you're too violent.
[19:35] (Flashback) Shindou
    I don't need friends.
[19:37] (Flashback) Sayuri
    Okay, do you want to be my friend, then?
[19:40] (Flashback) Shindou
    Huh?
[19:41] (Flashback) Sayuri
    My name's Sayuri. What's yours?
[19:46] (Flashback) Shindou
    Iu.
[19:48] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayuri-oneechan, today I...
[19:51] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayuri-oneechan!
[19:53] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayuri-oneechan!
[19:55] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sayu—
[20:03] (Flashback) Bro
    It's a damn shame about Sayuri-chan.
[20:05] (Flashback) Bro
    She was a great girl, other than her face.
[20:08] (Flashback) Dad
    That's for sure.
[20:09] (Flashback) Dad
    I guess just having an ugly face
    can make you end up like that.
[20:12] (Flashback) Dad
    Makes me glad Iu is so gorgeous!
[20:18] (Flashback) Bro
    Sure you're not just saying that
    as her dad? She's only five!
[20:24] (Flashback) Dad
    I guess just having an ugly face
    can make you end up like that.
[20:28] Dad
    ...you end up like that.
[20:34] Yotsuya
    Did I wake you?
[20:39] Yotsuya
    I thought I was being pretty quiet.
[20:44] Shindou
    What are you doing?
[20:46] Yotsuya
    Weight training. I've been into it lately.
[20:49] Yotsuya
    Huh? She doesn't seem
    like her usual self...
[20:55] Yotsuya
    Oh, right. She looked the
    same way that one time.
[20:58] Yotsuya
    At school, she's the undisputed queen.
[21:01] Yotsuya
    I could never even picture her crying.
[21:11] Yotsuya
    Anyway, you were crying, weren't you?
[21:14] Shindou
    Huh?
[21:15] Yotsuya
    In that log from the previous quest.
[21:19] Shindou
    Why bring that up out of the blue?
[21:21] Yotsuya
    Huh? Uh, it just came to mind...
[21:24] Shindou
    You don't seem that observant,
    but I guess you are.
[21:28] Yotsuya
    Y-You think so?
[21:31] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, help me!
SIGN    Help Me
[23:10] GM
    Increase your live broadcast
    viewership tenfo.
SIGN    Game Master
[23:13] Toki
    Heya, Yukarion here!
SIGN    Congrats on getting a time slot
[23:16] Toki
    Viewer count is at... twenty.
    Nowhere near enough.
[23:19] Shindou
    Want me to make an appearance?
SIGN    Who's that?
SIGN    Whose voice is that???
[23:21] Toki
    Oh, no, no...
SIGN    Who? Who? Who?
SIGN    Who!?
[23:23] Toki
    There's no way I can increase it tenfold.
[23:26] Shindou
    Well, I offered to make an appearance.
[23:28] Hako
    Iu-chan's a model, after all.
[23:30] Toki
    If I put a babe like Iu-san on my
    stream, I'll be compared to her.
[23:33] Toki
    I'll have to take off my—
[23:35] Hako
    Take it easy!
[23:37] Toki
    Hey, I've got it!

E4 - Kahvel of Cortonel

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[00:01] Shindou
    Back when I was in kindergarten,
[00:03] Shindou
    I was well-known as the local bad kid.
[00:07] Shindou
    But that changed after
    I met this older girl.
[00:12] Shindou
    I loved her like crazy...
[00:17] Shindou
    But then, one day, she jumped from
    her apartment building and died.
[00:24] Shindou
    She had no one that she could
    talk to about being bullied.
[00:30] (Flashback) Dad
    I guess just having an ugly face
    can make you end up like that.
[00:33] (Flashback) Bro
    She was a great girl, other than her face.
[00:35] (Flashback) Dad
    Makes me glad Iu is so gorgeous!
SIGN    Tsukinami Ward
    Sazanka Elementary School
[00:40] Shindou
    When I started elementary school,
[00:42] Shindou
    it was my turn to be bullied.
[00:45] (Flashback) TeacherA
    She's that biker punk Shindou's daughter?
[00:48] (Flashback) TeacherA
    I haven't forgotten what he did
    to me when we were students.
[00:51] (Flashback) TeacherB
    Do you know how much trouble your
    two older brothers caused here?
[00:57] (Flashback) KidA
    Sensei, why do you always pick Shindou-san?
[01:01] (Flashback) KidB
    I did the same thing the other day,
    and you didn't yell at me like that.
[01:06] (Flashback) KidC
    Yeah, really.
[01:08] Shindou
    My friends were always on my side.
[01:12] Shindou
    So I learned...
[01:15] Shindou
    that my friends are my strength.
[01:17] Shindou
    And that I'm responsible for
    changing my own world...
[01:27] Shindou
    To make sure I wouldn't end up like that.
[01:31] Shindou
    But then...
[01:34] (Flashback) GM
    If your whole party dies,
    you'll die for real,
[01:38] (Flashback) GM
    but you're the only one in
    your party at the moment,
[01:41] (Flashback) GM
    so be extra caref!
[01:43] Shindou
    Everything was taken from me.
    My friends, my strength...
[01:46] Shindou
    All the time and hard work I had put in...
[01:50] Shindou
    I finally had it, but in one instant...
[01:53] Shindou
    I don't... I don't want to
    die in this garbage world.
[01:58] Shindou
    No matter what.
[02:01] Shindou
    So, Yotsuya-kun...
[02:08] Shindou
    I need your strength in this world
    that has stripped me down to nothing.
[02:13] Shindou
    Please help me.
[02:17] Yotsuya
    S-Sure...
[03:54] Toki
    Uh... Are you sure this is the place?
[03:58] Yotsuya
    Yeah, this is definitely
    the village we saved.
[04:01] Yotsuya
    I recognize the buildings.
[04:04] Toki
    It's completely fallen into ruin.
[04:06] Merchant
    Well, if it isn't the heroes!
[04:09] Merchant
    I never thought I'd see all of you here.
[04:15] Shindou
    Hello.
[04:16] Toki
    What does that mean?
[04:17] Yotsuya
    The people of this world can
    identify players at a glance,
[04:21] Yotsuya
    and they call us "heroes."
[04:23] Toki
    Talk about cliché.
[04:26] Merchant
    I've been stopping by here now and
    then going on five years now.
[04:29] Merchant
    This village has always been deserted.
[04:32] Yotsuya
    Does that mean time moves faster
    here than in our world?
[04:38] Hako
    I hope that little boy
    is alive somewhere...
[04:43] Shindou
    What now? We were hoping to
    gather some information here.
[04:48] Yotsuya
    Hey, are you familiar with Radodorbo?
[04:53] Merchant
    Radodorbo?
[04:55] Merchant
    This is where we are,
[04:57] Merchant
    and this is Radodorbo.
[05:00] Merchant
    It's on the edge of the continent.
[05:02] Yotsuya
    That's so far.
[05:04] Merchant
    With horses, you could
    get there in 30 days.
[05:06] Merchant
    On foot, well... I'd say about
    three times that long.
[05:10] Hako
    Th-Three months?
[05:12] Yotsuya
    He obviously gave us an impossible task.
[05:15] Shindou
    Please, as a favor to the heroes,
[05:18] Shindou
    would you let us borrow your horse?
[05:20] Merchant
    M-My horse is vital to my work.
[05:22] Merchant
    I really can't spare him,
    not even for you heroes.
[05:26] shindou
    Of course...
[05:28] Merchant
    Oh, but there's a martial arts tournament
    coming up in the nearby town of Cortonel.
[05:34] Yotsuya
    A martial arts tournament?
[05:35] Merchant
    I believe the reward for the
    winner is three horses.
[05:43] Yotsuya
    So winning that martial arts tournament
    is our first goal in this quest.
[05:49] Shindou
    The timing's just too perfect.
[05:51] Yotsuya
    We still have a little time,
    so in preparation for the tournament,
[05:55] Yotsuya
    what say we do some
    leveling up on the way?
[06:00] Toki
    Can we really handle this?
[06:02] Shindou
    If it's just goblins, they're easy,
    once you get used to them.
[06:05] Toki
    What if some crazy-strong monster shows up?
[06:08] Shindou
    If one does...
[06:10] Shindou
    We run!
[06:14] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun, what is it?
[06:16] Yotsuya
    Something just moved in
    the bushes up ahead.
[06:18] Yotsuya
    Human-sized... They're goblins.
[06:21] Shindou
    Do we just charge at them?
[06:22] Yotsuya
    No, we'll ambush—
[06:27] Toki
    They're not just human-sized!
[06:29] Hako
    They're actual humans!
[06:30] BanditA
    Hey, look! Heroes!
[06:32] BanditA
    Best prey we could've asked for!
[06:34] BanditB
    Take 'em alive!
[06:36] Yotsuya
    Bandits, huh?
[06:42] BanditA
    Ow, damn it!
[06:44] GM
    Game Master at your serv.
[06:46] GM
    A human attack has been detec.
[06:48] GM
    Reducing your experi.
[06:50] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Chef Rank 9→8
[06:53] Yotsuya
    Looks like harming humans counts
    as excessive self-defense.
[06:57] Yotsuya
    I lost experience points.
[06:58] Shindou
    What?!
[06:59] Yotsuya
    Let's run! Nothing good's
    gonna come from fighting them!
[07:03] Shindou
    Wind!
[07:08] Yotsuya
    I think we lost them.
[07:12] Hako
    Huh?
[07:14] Hako
    Where's Iu-chan?
[07:16] Toki
    It's probably safe to assume
    they captured her.
[07:20] Hako
    Iu-chan...
[07:22] Yotsuya
    What should we do?
[07:25] Yotsuya
    Help her?
[07:26] Both
    Huh?
[07:27] Toki
    Wh-What do you mean by that?
[07:29] Yotsuya
    Remember what you said
    before, Hakozaki-san?
[07:32] Yotsuya
    That we're all in the same boat.
[07:35] Hako
    Right, so we should help—
[07:37] Yotsuya
    That's not what I was talking about.
[07:40] Yotsuya
    I'm saying the safety of each one of us,
    individually, is irrelevant to the quest.
[07:46] Yotsuya
    So long as any one of us finishes
    the quest, we can all go home.
[07:51] Yotsuya
    Giving up when time ran short was bound
    to become an option eventually.
[07:55] Yotsuya
    You get that, right?
[07:56] Hako
    Well, I guess... but...
[07:59] Yotsuya
    Our lives are on the line here.
[08:01] Yotsuya
    We should do what gives us a greater
    chance of success, even if only by 1%.
[08:07] Toki
    Hey, um...
[08:09] Toki
    I overheard your conversation.
[08:11] Toki
    Iu-san asked you to help her, didn't she?
[08:16] Toki
    But you won't go help her?
    Seriously, what's with that?
[08:19] Yotsuya
    I am going to help her...
    by finishing the quest.
[08:23] Yotsuya
    My internal ranking of the value of our lives
[08:26] Yotsuya
    puts Shindou-san at the very top.
[08:29] Yotsuya
    And anyone ranked higher than me is
    worth risking my life to protect.
[08:35] Yotsuya
    You're in that group, too, Hakozaki-san.
[08:37] Toki
    What about me?!
[08:37] Yotsuya
    So saying that I'd give my life
    to save you guys isn't a lie.
[08:44] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun...
[08:46] Hako
    Saving someone's life isn't all
    there is to "saving" them.
[08:51] Yotsuya
    Right, which is why I'll
    leave that part to you two.
[08:55] Yotsuya
    I mean, I have negative experience
    in that sort of thing, you know?
[08:59] Toki
    Kusue-san, can we talk?
[09:03] Toki
    He's useless! We're the only
    two decent people here!
[09:09] Yotsuya
    Why don't we split into two groups, then?
[09:11] Yotsuya
    I'll enter the martial arts tournament.
[09:13] Hako
    And we'll go save Iu-chan.
[09:19] Yotsuya
    So now it's just like last time.
[09:21] Yotsuya
    I'm on my own again.
[09:27] Toki
    What the heck is his deal?!
[09:29] Hako
    Um...
[09:31] Hako
    When you said we're the only
    two decent people here...
[09:35] Toki
    Oh, yeah.
[09:35] Toki
    Iu-san is amazing, honestly,
[09:38] Toki
    but it's like she won't open up to anyone.
[09:40] Toki
    She might be trying hard, but still...
[09:43] Toki
    She's pretty, smart, and good at sports, right?
[09:47] Hako
    Well...
[09:49] Toki
    We kicked off from totally
    different starting lines.
[09:51] Hako
    But there are people who can only
    go to school now because of her.
[09:56] Hako
    For people who aren't good
    at speaking their minds,
[09:58] Hako
    Iu-chan is someone who is dependable.
[10:01] Toki
    Huh...
[10:03] Toki
    I bet all the boys do
    whatever she says, too.
[10:06] Toki
    Oh, except for him, I guess.
[10:09] Toki
    That scumbag!
[10:11] Toki
    Just forget about that jerk!
[10:13] Toki
    Let's go save Iu-san,
    even if it's just the two of us!
[10:18] Hako
    Yeah, you're right.
[10:22] BanditC
    Hey, boss!
[10:24] BanditC
    Got two more heroes for ya!
[10:27] Boss
    Oh, yeah? Toss 'em in the same cell!
[10:31] Yotsuya
    They ended up getting captured themselves!
[10:34] Yotsuya
    I really am on my own...
[10:45] Yotsuya
    Busting my butt to kill all
    those goblins was worth it!
SIGN    Wizard (Creature)
[10:49] GM
    Bam!
[10:50] GM
    Wizard (Creature).
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 100 l 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 136 0 l 136 150 l 0 150
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Rank 1

SIGN    Health > 120%
    
    Upper Body > 160%
    Lower Body > 160%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 102.5%
    Strength > 120%
SIGN    Creature 38x90%
SIGN    Creature Magic
     Can speed up or slow down
     the cellular metabolism
    of creatures by touching
     with the palm.
     Can increase or decrease
    the persuasiveness of their
     own words and actions.
     ·Can gain knowledge about
     the insides of monsters
     ranked C or lower and all
     common beasts, as well as
     methods for cooking them.
     ·Can gain knowledge
     about edible plants.
[10:56] Yotsuya
    Creature magic...
[10:57] Yotsuya
    "Can speed up or slow down the cellular
    metabolism of creatures by touching with the palm."
[11:04] Yotsuya
    "Can increase or decrease the persuasiveness
    of their own words and actions."
[11:08] Yotsuya
    I don't get it.
[11:10] Yotsuya
    Also... my stats went down!
[11:19] Guy
    Now for the moment you've been waiting for:
[11:21] Guy
    the hero's first round of combat!
[11:25] Yotsuya
    But if I can win this,
[11:28] Yotsuya
    get those horses, and then
    save all three of them...
[11:33] Yotsuya
    Maybe, just maybe...
[11:35] Guy
    Ready... fight!
[11:37] Yotsuya
    I'd finally be popular?!
[11:39] Shindou
    He's seriously not coming?!
[11:41] Toki
    He's the absolute worst!
[11:42] Toki
    Are we gonna be stuck here
    for 35 whole days?!
[11:47] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun...
[11:48] Hako
    Please be all right.
[11:50] Guy
    The hero is dead!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 155 0 l 155 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Materials
    Flochienge steel, elm wood,
    meri kobold hide
    
    ►Description
    Kahvel's parents had this
    sword specially made for her
    when she became a knight.
    It cost 20 times the value
    of a standard longsword.
[11:59] Guy
    The winner: Kahvel the knight!
[12:02] Yotsuya
    Damn...
[12:04] Yotsuya
    Damn, damn, damn! That's insane!
[12:06] Yotsuya
    It was over in five seconds!
[12:08] Guy
    The hero has revived!
[12:10] CrowdA
    Wow...
[12:10] Guy
    That's a hero for you!
[12:11] CrowdB
    So that's what a hero can do...
[12:12] Yotsuya
    Damn it. I'm pathetic.
[12:15] Kahvel
    You really did come back to life!
[12:19] Kahvel
    Just like the rumors said!
[12:22] Yotsuya
    Uh... hi.
[12:23] Yotsuya
    And she's a girl, no less!
[12:25] Kahvel
    I wasn't sure what I'd do if
    you didn't come back to life.
[12:28] Yotsuya
    Oh, really?
[12:30] Yotsuya
    I'm seeing some deep uncertainty in
    my future for a different reason.
[12:34] Yotsuya
    So, um... I couldn't talk you into
    lending me those horses, could I?
[12:39] Yotsuya
    I desperately need to get to
    Radodorbo in the next 35 days.
[12:44] Kahvel
    Radodorbo?
[12:45] Yotsuya
    I'm told it's on the western
    edge of the continent.
[12:48] Kahvel
    The western edge?
[12:50] Kahvel
    And any traveling merchants would only
    go as far as the next town over...
[12:54] Yotsuya
    Maybe... I could do some work for
    you, in exchange for horses?
[12:59] Yotsuya
    Within five days?
[13:01] Kahvel
    Well, if you'll help with taking
    down large monsters...
[13:04] Kahvel
    One horse for defeating one
    troll, for example...
[13:08] Kahvel
    But could we find a troll within five days?
[13:11] Yotsuya
    Defeating monsters?
[13:15] Yotsuya
    How about a group of bandits?
[13:19] Guard
    This is where the bandits' base is?
[13:21] Guard
    We had completely overlooked this.
[13:24] Guard
    You have my thanks, hero.
[13:26] Yotsuya
    Not at all. So, um...
[13:29] Guard
    I can't spare three horses,
[13:31] Guard
    but I think I can manage one.
[13:34] Yotsuya
    There's still a glimmer of hope!
[13:39] Yotsuya
    So we need to strike before daybreak?
[13:41] Kahvel
    We have nearly half a day.
[13:44] Kahvel
    What do you say to some sword
    practice in the meantime?
[13:47] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[13:47] Kahvel
    Forgive my saying so, but you seem
    to be a novice with the sword.
[13:52] Kahvel
    I could help you train, if you'd like.
[13:54] Yotsuya
    Well, with only one horse,
[13:56] Yotsuya
    I might be the only one who
    can make it to Radodorbo.
[14:01] Yotsuya
    Okay. I'd appreciate it.
[14:04] Kahvel
    You can't hold a sword?
[14:06] Yotsuya
    That's right. Just give me a sec.
[14:12] Kahvel
    All right, I'll begin
    attacking in five seconds.
[14:16] Kahvel
    You can do as you see fit until then.
[14:27] Kahvel
    You're a lot better than
    when we started, but...
[14:30] Kahvel
    I'd rank your sword skill at
    the low end of mid-range.
[14:33] Yotsuya
    Becoming a Wizard returned my
    physical abilities to average.
[14:37] Yotsuya
    This is bringing back that
    old inferiority complex...
[14:41] (Flashback) Guy
    Where are you even aiming, Yotsuya?!
[14:43] (Flashback) Guy
    Yotsuya! Why are you passing
    to the other team?!
[14:46] (Flashback) Guy
    Your bat and the ball aren't
    even at the same height!
[14:50] Yotsuya
    I suck at sports that involve
    balls and swinging things.
[14:53] Yotsuya
    Humans move in too many different ways!
[14:56] Kahvel
    It may be that you're unable
    to see your own movements.
[15:02] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[15:03] Kahvel
    The problem is your form.
[15:04] Kahvel
    If you do a thousand practice swings
    a day, you should improve.
[15:09] Yotsuya
    Got it.
[15:11] Yotsuya
    A thousand?!
[15:29] Kahvel
    We enter before the sun rises!
[15:31] All
    Yeah!
[15:35] Shindou
    Wait, he's heading this way?
[15:37] Hako
    I guess that means he won.
[15:40] Toki
    If he didn't, I'll never
    let him live it down!
[15:43] Shindou
    You said it.
[15:44] Toki
    Hurry up and get here!
[15:48] BanditC
    Those damn heroes are getting cocky.
[15:51] BanditD
    Don't.
[15:52] BanditD
    You should know better than anyone after
    her wind magic busted your eardrums.
[15:56] BanditC
    Damn it!
[15:56] BanditC
    I won't be satisfied until I'm
    rolling in that ransom money!
[16:05] BanditA
    Patrolling seriously sucks.
[16:07] BanditB
    Yeah.
[16:09] BanditB
    The sun's finally coming up.
[16:22] Kahvel
    Charge!
[16:25] BanditE
    We're under attack! It's the army!
[16:30] Yotsuya
    Compared to Kahvel-san's sword swings,
[16:32] Yotsuya
    these are easy to see!
[16:35] Yotsuya
    And as long as I'm being attacked myself,
[16:38] Yotsuya
    just countering doesn't seem
    to affect my experience.
[16:42] BanditE
    Shit! Let him out of the cage!
[16:44] BanditF
    Got it!
[16:47] BanditF
    I'm opening the cage!
[16:52] Bandit1
    They're letting him out!
[16:54] Bandit2
    Run!
[16:58] Maqua
    Captain Kahvel, the bandits are fleeing!
[17:01] Kahvel
    Makuah, take ten people to pursue them.
[17:04] Kahvel
    If you can't catch up,
    you can come back here.
[17:06] Maqua
    Right!
[17:07] Yotsuya
    What's in that cage?
[17:09] Yotsuya
    A ferocious beast? A troll?
[17:22] Yotsuya
    What the hell is that?!
[17:24] Kahvel
    A berserker.
[17:26] Yotsuya
    Berserker?!
[17:27] Kahvel
    Eating flesh imbued with more
    magic than a human can digest,
[17:30] Kahvel
    such as monster flesh,
    causes one to lose all reason
[17:34] Kahvel
    and become a berserker.
[17:36] Yotsuya
    Wait!
[17:37] Yotsuya
    He can swing a longsword with one hand?!
[17:40] Yotsuya
    How is he so strong?!
[17:42] Kahvel
    Stand down! I'll handle this!
[17:47] Yotsuya
    Are you kidding me?!
[17:48] Kahvel
    Not bad!
[17:50] Kahvel
    You've made me draw Loikayeksa!
[17:53] Soldier
    Whoa! Captain Kahvel's
    drawn her great sword!
[17:57] Bimsburg
    Also known as the Great Sword of Annihilation.
[17:59] Bimsburg
    We're counting on you, Captain Kahvel!
[18:02] Kahvel
    There's nothing I love more
    than cleaving the flesh...
[18:06] Kahvel
    of living things!
[18:08] Yotsuya
    Wha?
[18:11] Kahvel
    That's why, even though I'm a woman,
    I chose to be a knight and not a housewife!
[18:18] Kahvel
    Because I can slice flesh!
[18:20] Kahvel
    And now that I've found a creature
    I can keep cleaving over and over,
[18:24] Kahvel
    I couldn't be more elated!
[18:27] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[18:28] Kahvel
    I'm just dying to cut some berserker flesh!
[18:31] Yotsuya
    They're even?
    No, he has the edge in sheer strength.
[18:34] Yotsuya
    But damn, even with that size difference...
[18:38] Yotsuya
    It's impressive enough that
    she's holding her own,
[18:41] Yotsuya
    but Kahvel-san will probably
    run out of stamina first!
[18:54] Yotsuya
    That broke a few of my fingers!
[18:55] Yotsuya
    Is this it? Isn't there anything I can do?!
[18:58] Yotsuya
    Weapons...
[18:59] Yotsuya
    Abilities...
SIGN    Wizard (Creature)
[19:00] Yotsuya
    Creature magic...
[19:01] Yotsuya
    The persuasiveness...
    of my words and actions...
SIGN    Can increase or decrease the persuasiveness
    of their own words and actions.
[19:04] Yotsuya
    can be increased?
[19:06] Yotsuya
    Hey!
[19:08] Yotsuya
    That guy behind you is about to kill you.
[19:13] Yotsuya
    So that's how it works!
[19:22] Yotsuya
    In one blow?!
[19:29] Soldier
    All right! Find any remaining bandits!
[19:31] BanditC
    Shit!
[19:33] BanditC
    Did they all get taken out?!
[19:35] BanditD
    Don't go out there!
    They won't find us in here.
[19:40] Soldier
    I found more!
[19:45] Yotsuya
    Uh... So, listen...
[19:47] Shindou
    Thanks for saving us.
[19:49] Yotsuya
    I'm sorry. I lost the tournament
    in the first round.
[19:53] Toki
    You lost?!
[19:55] Yotsuya
    I did manage to get us one horse...
[19:57] Shindou
    So only one of us can ride it?
[19:59] Yotsuya
    Well, two, if we hook
    it up to a carriage...
[20:04] Kahvel
    If I may, heroes?
[20:06] Shindou
    Who are you?
[20:08] Kahvel
    My name is Kahvel, and I am a knight.
[20:10] Kahaval
    I would like to offer a suggestion.
[20:16] Shindou
    Uh... this way to move
    forward, and backward is...
[20:21] KDad
    There is no greater honor for a
    knight than to accompany heroes.
[20:25] KDad
    Allow me to extend my
    gratitude as her father.
[20:27] Yotsuya
    It's fine. We really appreciate the help.
[20:30] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I will request an extended
    leave and some men,
[20:34] (Flashback) Kahvel
    and escort you as far as I can.
[20:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    What? You will?
[20:38] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I request two things in payment.
[20:40] (Flashback) Kahvel
    First, upon arrival in Radodorbo,
    you will give me your horse.
[20:44] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Sure, no problem. We won't need it anymore.
[20:48] (Flashback) Kahvel
    And second...
[20:51] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I want you to let me train the
    four of you with the sword!
[20:56] Yotsuya
    I'm a little curious as to
    why she looked so happy...
[21:03] Toki
    Sword training, eh?
[21:04] Hako
    I'm sure I need some of that.
    I am a warrior.
[21:08] Toki
    As for me, though, I'm a magical girl.
[21:12] Hako
    Th-Thank you for your help.
[21:17] Toki
    A lot happened, but I guess
    it all turned out okay, huh?
[21:22] Kahvel
    What did you and my dad talk about?
[21:24] Yotsuya
    Oh, just thanking each other.
[21:26] Kahvel
    I see.
[21:28] Kahvel
    Then...
[21:30] Kahvel
    Off we go!
SIGN    Kahvel of Cortonel
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SIGN    Voice of Tokitate Yuka
SIGN    Koichi Makoto
[23:10] Koichi
    Hi! I'm Koichi Makoto,
    the voice of Tokitate Yuka!
[23:13] Koichi
    My favorite is a member
    of an eight-member unit.
SIGN    Voice actors talk about their
    favorites to draw viewers
SIGN    Viewers
SIGN    Search

SIGN    Arena
SIGN    Comments
SIGN    Recommended Streams
[23:16] Koichi
    Watching him sort of stimulates
    my maternal instinct.
[23:20] Koichi
    He is... Sagara the Naga King,
    of the Eight Legions!
[23:21] ---
    Eight Legions Sagara the Naga King
SIGN    Still not enough...
SIGN    Still not enough...
SIGN    Still not enough...
[23:28] Koichi
    I'll have to... take it off.
SIGN    Don't forget to like and subscri
[23:32] GM
    Don't forget to like and subscri!
[23:36] Koichi
    Whoa, there he is!
[23:37] Koichi
    Majiha Fire!

E5 - What a Life Is Worth

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[00:00] (Flashback) Girl
    Shoot, Hoshi!
[00:01] (Flashback) Hosshi
    Aw, man...
[00:02] (Flashback) Girl
    Rebound!
[00:04] (Flashback) Teacher
    Foul!
[00:04] (Flashback) Girl
    What?!
[00:06] (Flashback) Girl
    Why?
[00:07] Hako
    I hated PE class.
[00:10] Hako
    I had the legit reason that my
    doctor told me not to participate,
[00:13] Hako
    but my grade was always a 1.
[00:17] Hako
    Simply because of the status I was born with,
[00:19] Hako
    I never scored any higher than a 1.
[00:22] Hako
    That's why I decided I needed to find
    my identity elsewhere.
[00:29] (Flashback) Hako
    I want to invent a drug that'll
    cure the disease Mom and I have.
[00:33] (Flashback) Mom
    Pharmaceutical school is a
    six-year course, right?
[00:37] (Flashback) Dad
    And we can't afford a private school.
[00:39] (Flashback) Hako
    There are always scholarships...
SIGN    Pharmaceutical Department
[00:41] (Flashback) Hako
    I'll study my hardest, I promise.
[00:44] (Flashback) Mom
    Well, you'll have to study
    much harder than you do now.
[00:47] (Flashback) Hako
    I know.
[00:48] (Flashback) Dad
    You can do it, Kusue.
[00:50] (Flashback) Hako
    Yeah.
[00:51] Hako
    But...
[01:00] Shindou
    Huh?!
[01:00] Toki
    Wha?!
[01:01] Shindou
    Wind!
[01:10] Hako
    But...
[01:12] BanditC
    Shit!
[01:13] BanditC
    Did they all get taken out?!
[01:15] BanditD
    Don't go out there!
    They won't find us in here.
[01:18] Soldier
    I found more! Kill them!
[01:30] Hako
    But... one day, out of nowhere...
[01:36] Soldier
    Hero, we've found your three friends!
[01:40] Toki
    Ugh...
[01:41] Shindou
    Gruesome...
[01:43] Hako
    The violence that had always
    been meaningless to me
[01:46] Hako
    became the most vital skill
    I needed to stay alive.
[01:52] SoldierA
    Hey! Did you look in that hut?
[01:54] SoldierA
    Don't forget to take anything worth
    selling before you burn it down!
[01:58] SoldierB
    Hey, here's a good one.
[02:00] SoldierB
    I'll be taking this.
[02:02] SoldierC
    We'll be dividing it all up later.
    Throw it on the pile.
[02:05] Hako
    The sensation of the ground
    giving out beneath my feet...
[02:09] Hako
    Forget finding my identity.
[02:15] Hako
    My basic prerequisites for
    living changed completely.
[02:20] Hako
    The prerequisite that everything
    stayed peaceful...
[02:31] Hako
    I'm...
[04:10] Kahvel
    We should let the horses rest soon.
[04:12] Kahvel
    Let's make camp nearby.
[04:14] Shindou
    Yeah. The sun's setting soon, anyway.
[04:21] Bihmsberg
    Wow, this is good.
[04:23] Maqua
    It really is.
[04:25] Yotsuya
    Aw...
[04:28] Shindou
    You still can't eat?
[04:30] Hako
    Just one bite...
[04:31] Shindou
    That was a pretty gruesome sight.
[04:34] Hako
    Yeah.
[04:37] Hako
    What happened back there is still burned
    into my retinas. It won't go away.
[04:42] Shindou
    It's not a big deal if
    you have no appetite.
[04:45] Shindou
    We don't really get hungry
    in this world, anyway.
[04:48] Hako
    I...
[04:51] Hako
    I want to protect everyone.
[04:54] Shindou
    Huh?
[04:55] Hako
    My friends... and the people of this world.
[05:00] Hako
    But I can't even protect myself.
[05:03] Hako
    All I do is hold everyone back.
[05:05] Shindou
    Kusue...
[05:08] Hako
    I don't know if I can handle this.
[05:12] Maqua
    I feel bad making the hero
    do the cooking, though.
[05:16] Yotsuya
    Oh, don't worry about it.
    Cooking is my thing.
[05:20] Toki
    He just wants the experience points.
[05:23] Yotsuya
    Now that I'm rank 10,
[05:25] Yotsuya
    I can use big pots and cooking utensils.
[05:28] Maqua
    Rank?
[05:29] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun seems just fine.
[05:32] Hako
    Yeah...
[05:33] Hako
    It's always the same. The ones with
    the physical strength gain levels,
[05:39] Hako
    and they get access to everything.
[05:40] Kahvel
    Great Hero.
[05:42] Yotsuya
    Oh, back for seconds?
[05:44] Kahvel
    Let's begin our training now!
[05:46] Yotsuya
    Training?
[05:48] Toki
    You said before that she
    helped train you, right?
[05:52] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[05:53] Yotsuya
    Out of 100 matches, all with handicaps,
    I only beat her three times.
[05:58] Yotsuya
    In fact, at some point,
[05:59] Yotsuya
    she switched to a real sword and started
    hacking me up within an inch of my life.
[06:03] Yotsuya
    I thought I was in Hell.
[06:05] Toki
    A-An inch of your life?
[06:08] Toki
    Come to think of it, when she rescued us...
[06:11] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I want you to let me train the
    four of you with the sword!
[06:16] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Since you're heroes,
[06:18] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I can slice you up all I want with a
    real sword, and it won't be a problem!
[06:23] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Um...
[06:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I mean, since we don't have
    any other options, sure.
[06:28] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Excellent! Now I can slice up
    flesh to my heart's content!
[06:31] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Yay! I should go tell my dad right away!
[06:36] Toki
    And she sounded so happy about it.
[06:38] Toki
    I have so many bad feelings...
[06:40] Kahvel
    Okay, let's start with you.
[06:43] Toki
    Eep! For real?!
[06:45] Kahvel
    I'll begin attacking after five seconds.
[06:48] Toki
    Okay...
[06:49] (Flashback) Kahvel
    There's nothing I love more
    than cleaving the flesh...
[06:53] (Flashback) Kahvel
    of living things!
[06:55] Yotsuya
    What's her deal, exactly?
[06:57] Yotsuya
    Her looks are on point,
    but man... talk about whiplash.
[07:04] Shindou
    Yuka-san, are you okay?
[07:07] Toki
    I couldn't be worse!
[07:08] Toki
    I know sensations of pain in this world are
    only 1/36th of what we'd feel in our world,
[07:12] Toki
    but being sliced up still hurts!
[07:16] Kahvel
    Okay, next is...
[07:23] Kahvel
    So you can't even lift a longsword?
[07:27] Kahvel
    This will take some time.
[07:30] Hako
    The modern Japan that I
    lived in was so peaceful.
[07:36] Kahvel
    What happened?!
[07:38] Bihmsberg
    We were attacked by goblins while
    gathering firewood, and Makuah was...
[07:42] Maqua
    I got too careless.
[07:44] Kahvel
    How could you be injured by goblins?
[07:46] Kahvel
    And you call yourself my subordinate?
[07:47] Maqua
    I-I'm so sorry!
[07:51] Hako
    When I came to this world,
    everything fell apart.
[08:01] Maqua
    The wound is going away...
[08:04] Shindou
    I didn't know you could use healing magic.
[08:07] Yotsuya
    I'm accelerating his cellular metabolism
[08:10] Yotsuya
    to make his wound heal itself faster.
[08:13] Yotsuya
    I can't surpass his natural regenerative
    ability, but I can do this.
[08:17] Toki
    Just like when you were a Chef, you can
    gain experience without even fighting.
[08:21] Toki
    Isn't that kinda unfair?
[08:24] Yotsuya
    Well, don't complain to me about it.
    Take it up with the system.
[08:29] Hako
    The system...
[08:31] Hako
    We can't escape this system
    we've been forced into.
[08:38] Hako
    I want to protect everyone!
[08:40] Hako
    To do that, I have to gain
    experience points...
[08:43] Hako
    and get much stronger!
[08:46] Kahvel
    You're moving much better now.
[08:54] Kahvel
    Still going to need more time before we
    start with the longsword, though...
[09:00] Hako
    I have to get more experience points...
[09:06] Maqua
    We've found a horde of goblins.
[09:09] Bihmsberg
    Shall we take a detour?
[09:10] Kahvel
    No, it'll be faster to wipe
    them all out ourselves.
[09:13] Yotsuya
    Ah, no.
[09:15] Yotsuya
    We'll handle it.
[09:18] Yotsuya
    All we've done lately is train,
[09:20] Yotsuya
    so we haven't gained any experience.
[09:23] Shindou
    That's true.
[09:24] Toki
    Yeah, as if you haven't been getting
    experience by healing people.
[09:28] Shindou
    Coming, Kusue?
[09:30] Shindou
    You don't have to if you don't want to.
[09:32] Hako
    O-Okay...
[09:34] Yotsuya
    All right! Let's get to work!
[09:41] Kahvel
    I don't think a longsword is
    necessary against mere goblins,
[09:45] Kahvel
    but I'm still concerned.
[09:49] Toki
    Fire!
[09:50] Shindou
    Wind!
[09:59] Kahvel
    Great Hero!
[10:23] Hako
    I'm sorry...
[10:27] Hako
    I'm sorry...
[10:29] Hako
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[10:32] Hako
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    m 0 0 l 146 0 l 146 122 l 0 122
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 136 0 l 136 150 l 0 150
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Rank 5→6
SIGN    Health > 126%
    
    Upper Body > 166%
    Lower Body > 106%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 108.5%
    Strength > 126%
    
    MP 1409/1409
SIGN    Creature 38x90%
SIGN    Creature Magic
     Can speed up or slow down
     the cellular metabolism
    of creatures by touching
     with the palm.
     Can increase or decrease
    the persuasiveness of their
     own words and actions.
     ·Can gain knowledge about
     the insides of monsters
     ranked C or lower and all
     common beasts, as well as
     methods for cooking them.
     ·Can gain knowledge
     about edible plants.
[10:35] Yotsuya
    After all that work,
    it barely went up at all.
[10:39] Toki
    Probably because your rank's
    already higher than any of ours.
[10:43] Shindou
    Kusue, I heard you defeated a goblin.
[10:46] Toki
    Yeah... somehow...
[10:49] Shindou
    You finally did it, huh?
[10:50] Toki
    Yeah.
[10:52] Toki
    I can still feel it in my hands...
[10:56] Toki
    That squishing feeling
    of flesh giving way...
[11:03] Kahvel
    I'm truly happy that you've come
    into your own as a sword wielder!
[11:08] Kahvel
    However...
[11:10] Hako
    Yes?
[11:11] Kahvel
    I'm sad that I didn't get to slice
    any goblin flesh with my own hands.
[11:15] Shindou
    Uh...
[11:16] Hako
    So... why do you enjoy cutting
    living flesh so much?
[11:21] Kahvel
    I'm glad you asked!
[11:23] Kahvel
    There are countless great
    things about living flesh!
[11:26] Kahvel
    First, the firmness of muscle!
[11:27] Kahvel
    When the fibers of a muscle that's
    in active motion during combat
[11:31] Kahvel
    split like fraying threads
    at the end of my blade...
[11:34] Kahvel
    The sensation as it progresses from
    living to dead, from the outside in...
[11:38] Kahvel
    These are the things
[11:39] Kahvel
    that happen within the brief instant
    after I swing my sword downward!
[11:45] Kahvel
    And the way it feels on my hands when I do!
[11:48] Kahvel
    All of it is simply intoxicating!
[11:56] Kahvel
    Anyway, there might still
    be more of them here.
[11:59] Kahvel
    I'm going to patrol the area.
[12:01] Kahvel
    Bihmsberg, Makuah!
[12:02] Both
    Yes, ma'am!
[12:04] Kahvel
    I hope I get to slice some flesh!
[12:09] Yotsuya
    You know, Kahvel-san's dad told me...
[12:14] Yotsuya
    When she was little,
[12:16] Yotsuya
    she was watching her dad
    train her older brother,
[12:18] Yotsuya
    and he said that going up against
    living opponents with real swords
[12:22] Yotsuya
    provided the most experience.
[12:24] Yotsuya
    Apparently, that's what
    his words impressed upon her.
[12:28] Yotsuya
    I guess you'd say she misbrained it?
[12:30] Yotsuya
    Kids are good at that.
[12:32] Toki
    M-Misbrained...?
[12:33] Yotsuya
    "Misheard," but with your brain.
[12:35] Shindou
    What the heck?
[12:44] (Flashback) Hako
    I'm sorry...
[12:46] Hako
    But I'm going to protect everyone.
[12:51] Hako
    I'll get back home alive
[12:54] Hako
    and realize my dream.
[12:56] Hako
    So I have to
[12:59] Hako
    cut flesh, too.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    ►The monster threat levels that Chefs can detect
    using their skills are expressed in eight tiers
    from G to S.
    
    ►Threat levels are based on the number of
    soldiers of the kingdom's military required to
    defeat them. An F-rank monster can be defeated
    by a single soldier with sufficient training,
    while a C-rank calls for 11 to 50 soldiers, and an
    S-rank may be too powerful for any number of
    soldiers to defeat.
[13:15] Shindou
    What happened?!
[13:16] Kahvel
    Whoa, there.
[13:18] Maqua
    Oh, man...
[13:19] Bihmsberg
    Guess we didn't see it there.
[13:22] Maqua
    I'm afraid it's stuck fast.
[13:24] Bihmsberg
    The wheel just about snapped.
[13:27] Shindou
    Everyone okay?
[13:28] Hako
    I think so...
[13:29] Toki
    That freaked me out!
[13:31] Kahvel
    Bihmsberg...
[13:32] Bihmsberg
    We'll take care of it.
[13:33] Yotsuya
    I'll help you out.
[13:36] Maqua
    Here we go!
[13:38] Bihmsberg
    One...
[13:39] Both
    Two, and...
[13:40] Three
    Three!
[13:46] Toki
    It raised up a little!
[13:48] Kahvel
    Slowly, now.
[13:49] Shindou
    Right.
[13:53] Maqua
    Great Hero, we've almost got it!
[13:59] Toki
    All right! It's out!
[14:06] Maqua
    That was easier than I expected.
[14:08] Bihmsberg
    You said it.
[14:12] Kahvel
    All right, let's hurry on.
[14:15] Both
    Roger!
SIGN    Traverse 5% of the map (Currently 1.76%)
SIGN    Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 15 days, 5 hours
[14:16] Yotsuya
    We have about fifteen days
    and five hours left...
[14:21] Yotsuya
    It'll be close.
[14:26] Shindou
    Kahvel-san, I see something.
[14:30] Kahvel
    An army being attacked by monsters?
[14:34] Kahvel
    Which army? I see some civilians, too...
[14:37] Kahvel
    And even a child.
[14:39] Hako
    We have to help them!
[14:41] Yotsuya
    Are you serious?
[14:42] Yotsuya
    We have no idea if we even
    have time to spare.
[14:45] Yotsuya
    I'd rather make as few unnecessary
    stops as possible.
[14:51] Hako
    Then would you mind letting me off here?
[14:55] Hako
    I'll go alone if I have to.
[14:57] Toki
    What?!
[14:58] Shindou
    Hang on, Kusue! Think this through!
[15:01] Yotsuya
    Weren't we going to make
    it back home alive?
[15:05] Yotsuya
    If completing the quest is
    required for that, we can't—
[15:07] Hako
    I'm sorry.
[15:08] Hako
    But remember what I said before?
[15:11] Yotsuya
    What?
[15:12] Hako
    That saving someone's life isn't all
    there is to "saving" them.
[15:16] Yotsuya
    Uh, right...
[15:17] Hako
    And you know...
[15:21] Hako
    if I abandoned a child...
[15:23] Hako
    there'd be no point anymore.
[15:26] Hako
    So...
[15:28] Hako
    I just can't.
[15:30] Yotsuya
    Wait, what?
[15:31] Yotsuya
    "If I don't save the kid, there's no
    point in living the rest of my life"?
[15:36] Yotsuya
    Damn, just how badass are you?
[15:41] Yotsuya
    Although, you know,
[15:42] Yotsuya
    this could be some kind of event.
[15:45] Shindou
    Event?
[15:47] Shindou
    Like, Game Master's watching to
    see if we save them or not?
[15:51] Yotsuya
    As an example... those guys could
    be on their way to Radodorbo.
[15:55] Shindou
    Ah...
[15:57] Yotsuya
    Okay, on that note,
    let's split into two groups.
[16:00] Yotsuya
    I'll head out there with Hakozaki-san.
[16:03] Yotsuya
    The rest of you can go on ahead.
[16:05] Shindou
    What? We're splitting up?
[16:07] Yotsuya
    We'll get it done and catch
    up as fast as we can.
[16:10] Yotsuya
    You okay with that?
[16:12] Hoko
    Yeah.
[16:19] Yotsuya
    They're nearly wiped out already, though!
[16:28] Yotsuya
    Wh-What?!
[16:29] Yotsuya
    They all turned toward us!
[16:31] Yotsuya
    Another consequence of being heroes?!
[16:34] Yotsuya
    Meri kobolds... the kobold family.
[16:36] Yotsuya
    Threat level E. So they're stronger
    than one of the kingdom's soldiers...
[16:40] Yotsuya
    Hell, just one is stronger
    than the two of us combined!
[16:43] Gurobi
    Are those...
[16:44] Hem
    Heroes?
[16:46] Yotsuya
    We'll draw them to us!
    Attack them from behind!
[16:49] Both
    Got it!
SIGN    Kite Shield
SIGN    Short Sword
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[17:10] Yotsuya
    It's no use! They outnumber us,
    they're stronger than us,
[17:13] Yotsuya
    and they're all heading for us at once!
[17:18] Yotsuya
    Hey! Look behind you!
[17:21] Yotsuya
    It didn't work! Wait, they don't
    understand human speech?!
[17:28] Yotsuya
    I'm not done yet!
[17:35] Yotsuya
    Now you're—
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[17:39] Both
    Back attack!
[17:44] Hako
    Why am I even here?
[17:47] Hako
    There's no point if I can't fight.
[18:11] Hako
    If I have to be protected again,
    it'll all amount to nothing.
SIGN    Kite Shield
SIGN    Longsword
SIGN    Short Sword
SIGN    Longsword
[18:52] Yotsuya
    She got it to let its guard down,
[18:53] Yotsuya
    then summoned her longsword
    at the last second.
[18:55] Yotsuya
    Since it was so quick, that offset the issue
    of it being too heavy for her to lift,
[18:59] Yotsuya
    killing two birds with one stone.
[19:04] Yotsuya
    Has Hakozaki-san's character changed?
[19:07] Yotsuya
    In any case...
[19:10] Yotsuya
    There's just one left!
[19:13] Yotsuya
    Yes!
[19:14] Yotsuya
    Hey! Over here!
[19:17] Both
    Great Hero!
[19:30] Kahvel
    What lovely flesh.
[19:42] Bihmsberg
    What's their deal?
[19:43] Maqua
    I guess they're just shy.
[19:45] Yotsuya
    So the surviving soldiers and civilians
    total... three, four... six?
[19:50] Toki
    There are still some with injuries.
    Can you help them all?
[19:54] Yotsuya
    Yeah, I think so.
[19:55] Yotsuya
    I absorbed some magic from the
    monsters' blood to replenish my MP.
[20:00] Hako
    You can do that?
[20:02] Yotsuya
    That berserker at the bandits' hideout
[20:05] Yotsuya
    apparently got that way by eating
    too much flesh imbued with magic.
[20:09] Yotsuya
    So I figured it should be
    possible to absorb it, too.
[20:13] Shindou
    You should've brought this up sooner!
[20:15] Yotsuya
    Well, this was my first time trying it.
[20:19] Kamilto
    Great Hero...
[20:20] Kamilto
    Thank you so much for everything.
[20:24] Yotsuya
    Sure.
[20:25] Yotsuya
    So what is this group you're with,
    and where are you headed?
[20:28] Kamilto
    We are soldiers of the Kingdom of Deokk.
[20:30] Kamilto
    On the king's orders, we are transporting
    these heretics to Radodorbo.
[20:36] Yotsuya
    Huh?
SIGN    Traverse 5% of the map
SIGN    Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    (Time limit: 40 days)
[20:40] Kamilto
    These heinous criminals violated our ban
    on the foreign religion known as Arteros.
[20:45] Kamilto
    Since it is believed that Radodorbo is home to
    the greatest number of secret Arteros devotees,
[20:51] Kamilto
    we are going to publicly execute
    them atop a hill there.
[20:54] Toki
    Radodorbo! It actually came up!
[20:57] Yotsuya
    We still don't know what the "goods" are.
[21:00] Shindou
    Humans? Death row convicts?
[21:03] Hako
    Heretics... A child? What's going on?
[21:08] Yotsuya
    Are these people the "goods"?
[21:10] Yotsuya
    But if we take them there,
    they're gonna be killed, including the kid.
[21:16] GM
    A human attack has been detec.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Chef Rank 9→8
[21:18] GM
    Reducing your experi.
[21:21] Yotsuya
    But it's okay if people die
    as a result of our actions?
[21:25] Yotsuya
    Is this event part of the quest?
[21:28] Yotsuya
    Or do we fail if we help them?
[21:31] Yotsuya
    Which...
[21:33] Yotsuya
    is it?!
SIGN    What a Life Is Worth
[23:09] ---
    m 0 0 l 340 0 l 340 38 l 0 38
SIGN    Complete the mini-game!
SIGN    Yotsuya
SIGN    Yotsuya Shindou Hakozaki
SIGN    Fight
    Run
    Defend
    Tool
SIGN    A troll appeared!
SIGN    Shindou
SIGN    Hakozaki
SIGN    Yotsuya attacks!
    
    No effect!
SIGN    Yotsuya
SIGN    Shindou takes a
    
    defensive stance.
SIGN    Hakozaki is too
    
    scared to fight.
SIGN    The troll attacks!
    It deals a
    crushing blow!
SIGN    All the heroes
    
    have died.
[23:21] GM
    Hey, Yotsuya! How could you die?
[23:24] Yotsuya
    This game's impossible!
[23:26] ---
    m 0 0 l 340 0 l 340 38 l 0 38
SIGN    Complete the mini-game!
SIGN    A troll appeared!
SIGN    GameMas
SIGN    GameMas
SIGN    Fight
    Run
    Defend
    Tool
SIGN    Spell
SIGN    Mood Music

SIGN    The troll is
    entranced by
    the song!

SIGN    Fight
    Run
    Defend
    Tool
SIGN    The troll has
    a change of heart
    and joins the party!
[23:34] GM
    That's how you're supposed
    to beat the mini.
[23:37] Yotsuya
    This game's shit!

E6 - The Ancient Ruins of Hosszú Bányázait Alagút

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[00:01] (Flashback) Kamilto
    On the king's orders, we are transporting
    these heretics to Radodorbo.
SIGN    Traverse 5% of the map
SIGN    Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    (Time limit: 40 days)
[00:08] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Are these people the "goods"?
[00:11] (Flashback) Kamilto
    We are going to publicly execute
    them atop a hill there.
[00:16] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But if we take them there,
    they're gonna be killed, including the kid.
[00:21] (Flashback) GM
    A human attack has been detec.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN     Chef Rank 9→8
[00:23] (Flashback) GM
    Reducing your experi.
[00:25] Yotsuya
    But it's okay if people die
    as a result of our actions?
[00:29] Yotsuya
    Is this event part of the quest?
[00:32] Yotsuya
    Or do we fail if we help them?
[00:35] Yotsuya
    Which...
[00:37] Yotsuya
    is it?!
[02:09] Kahvel
    I don't believe the
    far western town of Radodorbo
[02:11] Kahvel
    falls under the Kingdom of Deokk's authority.
[02:15] Kahvel
    You intend to execute your own
    citizens on foreign ground?
[02:20] Kamilto
    Who do you think you are?
    State your name!
[02:23] Kahvel
    I am Kahvel, a knight of the
    city-state of Cortonel.
[02:26] Kahvel
    While your nation may be larger,
    you appear to be a mere foot soldier,
[02:29] Kahvel
    which means I am not obligated
    to submit to your questioning.
[02:32] Kamilto
    Ah, Cortonel?
[02:34] Kamilto
    The tiny nation with no value as anything
    but a significant traffic route?
[02:38] Kamilto
    Well, pardon my rudeness.
[02:40] Kamilto
    I am Vice Corporal Kamilto
    of the Kingdom of Deokk,
[02:43] Kamilto
    and I am in command of this squad.
[02:46] Kahvel
    A militant troop from a large nation
    with no talent for anything but war
[02:49] Kahvel
    had its highest officers killed by kobolds,
    and has the nerve to speak to me that way?
[03:00] Shindou
    Wait just a minute!
[03:02] Kahvel
    The Kingdom of Deokk is a dictatorship that seeks
     to consolidate power over the entire continent!
[03:06] Kahvel
    We should carve up these three and
    bury them while we have the chance!
[03:10] Kamilto
    I will not allow anyone to
    ridicule the Kingdom of Deokk!
[03:12] Kamilto
    Any who stand in our way will die!
[03:15] Shindou
    U-Um...
[03:18] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[03:20] Yotsuya
    Oh, uh...
[03:22] Yotsuya
    Heroes, gather!
[03:24] Yotsuya
    This whole situation is an event we have to
    get through to deliver the goods to Radodorbo.
[03:29] Yotsuya
    And if it's a compulsory
    event, that means...
[03:32] Yotsuya
    the "goods" we have to deliver must be...
[03:34] Shindou
    Those people, right?
[03:38] Shindou
    I get it now.
[03:39] Toki
    So if we help those kingdom soldiers,
    we'll complete the quest, right?
[03:43] Yotsuya
    Yes, but if we transport these prisoners,
[03:45] Yotsuya
    they'll all be executed, even this child.
[03:48] Toki
    So that's the deal, huh?
[03:50] Yotsuya
    The people from the future may be
    watching to see if we'll sacrifice them.
[03:55] Yotsuya
    It's also possible the result of our actions
    will be considered a human attack,
[03:58] Yotsuya
    which would mean game over for us.
[04:00] Toki
    Wait, so it's a trap, then!
[04:02] Yotsuya
    I'm just saying it's a possibility.
[04:05] Yotsuya
    In any case, I think it'd be pretty risky
    to kill those soldiers right now.
[04:09] Yotsuya
    So what do we do?
[04:13] Toki
    Oh, I just came up with an idea.
[04:16] Toki
    Maybe we could see them
    as far as Radodorbo,
[04:18] Toki
    then stop the execution
    and set them all free?
[04:21] Yotsuya
    Oh, that's possible.
[04:23] Shindou
    So, um...
[04:24] Shindou
    Does everyone agree we should keep
    heading that way until we decide?
[04:30] Yotsuya
    So that settles it.
[04:31] Yotsuya
    I think that's the better option, too.
[04:37] Soldier
    Are you sure we should allow
    them to accompany us?
[04:41] Soldier
    With a foreign knight among them, no less?
[04:43] Kamilto
    We have no choice.
[04:45] Kamilto
    We can't kill the prisoners
    before their execution.
[04:48] Kamilto
    We have no choice but to rely on
    the hero with the healing power.
[04:52] Hako
    He still hasn't regained consciousness?
[04:55] Yotsuya
    I think he's improving little by little,
[04:58] Yotsuya
    but he is just a child.
[05:00] Yotsuya
    And I have to take breaks now and
    then since my MP is limited.
[05:04] Yotsuya
    What we need is information.
    That comes first.
[05:10] Kamilto
    We'll make camp here.
    You can agree to that, yes?
[05:18] Kahvel
    Why must we take orders
    from a man like him?
[05:22] Shindou
    Well, we're the ones who asked to
    be allowed to travel with them.
[05:30] Shindou
    I don't know what it is...
[05:32] Shindou
    but I just don't trust him.
[05:35] Yotsuya
    Excuse me, Kamilto-san.
[05:41] Soldier
    Don't hang around too long.
[05:43] Yotsuya
    Thanks.
[05:45] Fofcel
    Thank you for inviting me.
[05:47] Yotsuya
    I thought you'd be worried
    about this child.
[05:50] Fofcel
    I appreciate your consideration.
[05:52] Fofcel
    I am Fofcel, a missionary.
[05:55] Fofcel
    I've come from the continent of Illa.
[05:59] Fofcel
    I had hoped...
[06:00] Fofcel
    that Belili here could be spared,
    even if the rest of us cannot.
[06:05] Yotsuya
    Huh...
[06:06] Yotsuya
    There it is! So that's what
    the real goal is here?
[06:09] Fofcel
    The Kingdom of Deokk
    kills all Arteros believers,
[06:13] Fofcel
    even those from other countries.
[06:15] Fofcel
    He surely won't be afforded any
    protection in Radodorbo, either.
[06:19] Yotsuya
    If I may ask, what does this kingdom
    hate so much about Arteros?
[06:26] Fofcel
    The nation is divided between
    citizens who worship only the king
[06:29] Fofcel
    and citizens who worship
    both God and the king.
[06:33] Fofcel
    Both sides continue their hostilities,
    insisting that the other side started it,
[06:37] Fofcel
    leading to prolonged conflict in which
[06:39] Fofcel
    each side destroyed everything
    the other believed in.
[06:42] Fofcel
    The destruction of the kingdom's successive
    leaders' statues was the final straw,
[06:47] Fofcel
    leading to the prohibition
    of the religion...
[06:51] Fofcel
    and the execution of its believers.
[06:54] Shindou
    For real?
[06:55] Shindou
    Even for a dictatorship,
    executing people over statues is...
[06:59] Fofcel
    It is a complicated thing.
[07:01] Fofcel
    In peaceful times, the god Jiusis
    advocates love and peace,
[07:06] Fofcel
    but some believers failed to comprehend what
    our scriptures said about love and peace,
[07:10] Fofcel
    and the people of the kingdom
    divided into "us" and "them."
[07:14] Yotsuya
    So the actions of a few radicals
    made everything worse.
[07:18] Yotsuya
    Looks like this really
    is a compulsory event.
[07:21] Toki
    I don't really get stuff like
    religion and dictatorships.
[07:27] Yotsuya
    So next is...
[07:29] Yotsuya
    him.
[07:31] Yotsuya
    Kamilto-san.
[07:34] Yotsuya
    Why was it necessary to undergo
[07:37] Yotsuya
    such a dangerous journey just to execute
    Arteros believers in Radodorbo?
[07:41] Kamilto
    To set an example, of course.
[07:43] Kamilto
    They come here from the continent of Illa,
[07:46] Kamilto
    and since Radodorbo is the gateway to this
    continent, they must be halted there.
[07:50] Kamilto
    It's vitally important
    to dampen their morale
[07:52] Kamilto
    as soon as they set foot here,
    to prevent them from propagating further.
[07:57] Yotsuya
    Is it really necessary
    to go to such lengths?
[08:01] Kamilto
    Our king...
[08:06] (Flashback) Kamilto
    Father!
[08:13] (Flashback) Kamilto
    Father...
[08:15] Kamilto
    The fate of war orphans and families
    whose men could no longer work
[08:20] Kamilto
    was already set in stone.
[08:22] Kamilto
    But it was the current king,
    Deokk V, who changed that history.
[08:27] (Flashback) Deokk
    I shall reward not only our soldiers
    who fought bravely in the war,
[08:30] (Flashback) Deokk
    but also those who lost their fathers
    or sons, with one slave each!
[08:35] (Flashback) Deokk
    The first step to the unification
    of this continent
[08:38] (Flashback) Deokk
    is to improve the lives of the citizens!
[08:41] (Flashback) Deokk
    To realize this goal, it is my intention
[08:43] (Flashback) Deokk
    to continue establishing more
    colonies in the kingdom's name!
[08:48] Kamilto
    My family was thus spared
    from homelessness.
[08:51] Kamilto
    Ours is a good king who
    never abandons the weak,
[08:54] Kamilto
    and he truly desires a unified continent
    for the good of the people.
[08:58] Kamilto
    To achieve that, the evil Arteros religion
    must be erased from this continent at any cost.
[09:04] Kamilto
    Do you understand now?
[09:09] Yotsuya
    Yes.
[09:13] Shindou
    Killing is definitely going too far,
[09:15] Shindou
    but in these people's minds,
    that logic makes sense.
[09:18] Yotsuya
    A guy who's colonizing smaller countries
    for slaves is "saving the weak"?
[09:23] Yotsuya
    He's only saving the weak
    of his own nation.
[09:26] Yotsuya
    That's just mob mentality.
[09:29] Toki
    How is that a good king?
[09:31] Kamilto
    What?
[09:34] Toki
    Yeah, I gave it some thought,
[09:36] Toki
    and I hate dictatorships.
[09:38] Yotsuya
    Uh, I'm still talking here—
[09:41] Toki
    I mean, don't you, too?
[09:42] Toki
    Like, bullies try to assert dominance
    based on certain social cues, right?
[09:46] Toki
    If someone makes waves and all
    the others turn on them,
[09:48] Toki
    they're demoted to a target, and the
    cycle of social cues goes on and on.
[09:51] Toki
    But every now and then,
[09:53] Toki
    there's one who ignores the cues and goes
    crying to her boyfriend or a teacher.
[09:57] Toki
    That's wrong, isn't it?
[09:58] Toki
    We're not playing by those rules!
[10:01] Toki
    A big nation attacking smaller
    ones is just ganging up on them!
[10:05] Toki
    There's no humanity involved in a
    bunch of people ganging up on a few!
[10:10] Toki
    You get what I mean?
[10:12] Yotsuya
    No humanity? What's she talking about?
[10:15] Toki
    And once the few are made
    into slaves, they're done!
[10:18] Toki
    Where does he get off "rewarding"
    people with slaves?
[10:20] Toki
    Those aren't the king's slaves!
[10:22] Yotsuya
    Okay, if nothing else,
    I get that you're pissed.
[10:25] Kamilto
    I haven't understood a word you've said,
[10:28] Kamilto
    but I do understand that
    you're ridiculing my king!
[10:30] Kamilto
    Take it back or die!
[10:32] Toki
    Hey, Iu-san!
[10:33] Shindou
    Eh?
[10:34] Toki
    There's no way we'll all die
    if we kill these guys!
[10:37] Toki
    Let's kill 'em!
[10:39] Yotsuya
    She didn't say anything! I'm sorry!
    I'll give her a talking-to!
[10:42] Kamilto
    And what is your opinion, then?
[10:45] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[10:45] Yotsuya
    Oh, uh, well... To each his own, I say!
[10:48] Yotsuya
    And the king... isn't wrong
    as far as that logic goes.
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SIGN    
SIGN    Equidae
    Hikoteri Horse
SIGN    Unlike the creatures known as "horses" on Earth, they are omnivorous
    and walk on two legs. The standard cost of one horse is equivalent to
    around 700,000 Japanese yen, but premium stock can sell for more
    than ten million. When not carrying any cargo, it can reach top speeds
    of 70 to 120 kilometers per hour.
[11:15] Kahvel
    You know, being women,
[11:17] Kahvel
    there's no way we'll ever
    match a man's strength.
[11:20] Kahvel
    The question is how to
    make up that difference.
[11:22] Shindou
    With techniques...
[11:24] Shindou
    Sword art, right?
[11:26] Kahvel
    Which means cutting locations that will
    cause instant death or a fatal wound.
[11:31] Kahvel
    Do you know where those are?
[11:32] Shindou
    Uh...
[11:39] Kamilto
    It will take seven days
    to cross this mountain.
[11:41] Kamilto
    From there, it's five days to Radodorbo.
[11:44] Yotsuya
    That's the first time he's spoken
    to me since two nights ago...
[11:50] Hako
    So twelve more days until we get there...
[11:53] Hako
    And we have thirteen days and
    twenty hours left in our quest.
[11:57] Hako
    It'll be close.
[11:58] Kahvel
    Can we cross that mountain
    with horse-drawn carriages?
[12:00] Kamilto
    The steep slopes make it difficult,
    but not impossible.
[12:04] Kamilto
    However, there is an alternate route.
[12:07] Kamilto
    It would be faster.
[12:14] Yotsuya
    This is killing me!
[12:16] Bihmsberg
    This is the second time I've
    pushed a carriage with you.
[12:20] Yotsuya
    Yeah, I guess so.
[12:22] Bihmsberg
    It won't be much longer. Let's keep it up!
[12:25] Yotsuya
    Right!
[12:27] Soldier
    Hey, there it is! I see it!
[12:36] Yotsuya
    What is that?
[12:43] Kahvel
    This is the alternate route?
[12:48] Kamilto
    The mechanisms throughout this cave
    were built thousands of years ago,
[12:52] Kamilto
    but we know that the one at the
    entrance is still functional.
[12:56] Kahvel
    It does seem preferable to riding
    our carriages over the mountain...
[13:00] Soldier
    Wait just inside for a bit.
[13:03] Soldier
    I'll activate the mechanism
    that'll allow us entry.
[13:06] Yotsuya
    Got it.
[13:12] Toki
    Wow...
[13:14] Yotsuya
    Incredible...
[13:38] Toki
    It's turning!
[13:41] Yotsuya
    That's so cool!
[13:44] Bihmsberg
    Whoa, wait!
[13:45] Makuah
    You're kidding me!
[13:49] Bihmsberg
    Open up!
[13:50] Makuah
    Hey! Open up!
[13:51] Yotsuya
    We're... locked in?!
[13:55] Kamilto
    I'm truly sorry about this,
[13:57] Kamilto
    but we cannot travel with
    people who sympathize with
[14:00] Kamilto
    the followers of that evil religion!
[14:02] Kahvel
    You bastard!
[14:03] Kamilto
    I wish you great heroes all the best.
[14:06] Kamilto
    Though I can't say whether your
    strength will work against that...
[14:11] Kamilto
    Come, let's go!
[14:12] Fofcel
    Great Hero!
[14:13] Kamilto
    Quiet!
[14:16] Toki
    Hey!
[14:17] Shindou
    Damn him!
[14:21] Yotsuya
    We lost the prisoners that
    might be our "goods."
[14:25] Yotsuya
    And time's running out.
[14:30] Yotsuya
    I don't know if we can even get out.
[14:32] Yotsuya
    Seriously? This is worse
    than where we started!
[14:42] Kahvel
    This settles it. If we can get through
    here, it's a shortcut, right?
[14:47] Kahvel
    So let's get through first, hack up those
    three, bury them, and be done with it.
[14:53] Kahvel
    What do you say? Come on.
[14:57] Yotsuya
    Let's go!
[15:14] Yotsuya
    Well, that's a pretty obvious trap!
[15:35] Yotsuya
    This pillar... should face this way.
[15:53] Shindou
    Hey, way to go!
[16:20] Toki
    Whoa, scary!
[16:27] Yotsuya
    This one should be easy!
[16:30] Yotsuya
    We're gonna get to the other side
    first and give that Deokk jerk a—
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 134 0 l 134 146 l 0 146
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Rank 8
SIGN    Health > 128%
    
    Upper Body > 168%
    Lower Body > 108%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 110.5%
    Strength > 128%
    
    MP 1409/1409
SIGN    Creature 42x90%
SIGN    Creature Magic
     Can speed up or slow down
     the cellular metabolism
    of creatures by touching
     with the palm.
     Can increase or decrease
    the persuasiveness of their
     own words and actions.
     ·Can gain knowledge about
     the insides of monsters
     ranked C or lower and all
     common beasts, as well as
     methods for cooking them.
     ·Can gain knowledge
     about edible plants.
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
[16:44] Yotsuya
    Damn it! I got careless!
[16:46] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun! What do you see down there?
[16:49] Yotsuya
    Sorry! I can't climb back up!
[16:53] Yotsuya
    Go on ahead if you can!
[16:55] Shindou
    Seriously?
[16:57] Toki
    That's gotta be about an eight-story drop.
[16:59] Shindou
    I don't think Yotsuya-kun will make
    it back to finish the fourth quest.
[17:14] Shindou
    Two of the walls move irregularly.
[17:16] Hako
    The ones further down seem to
    jump out at shorter intervals.
[17:21] Toki
    Since we have the carriages,
    we'd want at least 40 seconds.
[17:25] Shindou
    We should've trusted Yotsuya-kun's
    plan for completing the quest.
[17:29] Shindou
    If we'd just followed the plan,
    we'd be closer to our destination.
[17:33] Shindou
    Can we finish the quest without him?
[17:35] Shindou
    No, before that... can we get out of here?
[17:41] Hako
    Fifteen...
[17:43] Shindou
    What?
[17:44] Hako
    Um, hang on a minute.
[17:47] Hako
    We have a pen and paper, right?
[17:53] Yotsuya
    The food they dropped will
    hold me for half a day.
[17:56] Yotsuya
    I need to find a way out
    before the sun goes down...
[17:59] Yotsuya
    No, seriously, there's nothing
    but skeletons down here.
[18:03] Hako
    I'll try to count how long it takes for
    each wall to move again after it stops.
[18:08] Hako
    I mean, it seems like there's
    some rule to it...
[18:11] Shindou
    But what?
[18:14] Hako
    I think this trap is powered by water.
[18:17] Hako
    Like those bamboo tubes that
    fill with water and drop?
[18:20] Shindou
    Based on the total number of seconds,
[18:22] Shindou
    wouldn't that mean there are several
    of those things moving them?
[18:26] Shindou
    There are two in front,
    one that moves every 60 seconds
[18:28] Shindou
    and one that moves every 75 seconds.
[18:30] Hako
    If that's right, their timing
    could be perfectly aligned.
[18:33] Toki
    And the ones further back?
[18:35] Hako
    I've got it!
[18:37] Shindou
    Yeah, this should do it.
[18:38] Toki
    That means...
[18:39] Toki
    we should start moving at the end
    of the next 540-second cycle.
[18:42] Shindou
    Just to be safe, I'll go by myself.
[18:45] Toki
    What?
[18:45] Hako
    Iu-chan!
[18:46] Shindou
    If it doesn't work,
    take care of the rest for me.
[19:01] Toi
    She made it!
[19:03] Hako
    All right!
[19:03] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun, are you down there?
[19:06] Yotsuya
    Oh, yeah! I'm here!
[19:08] Shindou
    We're gonna go on ahead!
[19:10] Yotsuya
    Got it! Thanks!
[19:13] Shindou
    Okay... But, seriously,
    why are you being all polite?
[19:21] Shindou
    Another dead end...
[19:23] Toki
    Seriously, though, what the
    heck was Yotsuya thinking?
[19:26] Hako
    W-Well, if not for him, we all
    would've been done for by now.
[19:29] Shindou
    You're right. So let's figure
    this out ourselves.
[19:32] Hako
    Yeah.
[19:34] Shindou
    Figure something out...
[19:36] Shindou
    I have to figure something out.
[19:46] Yotsuya
    It's cutting it! If I can
    make footholds with this...
[20:24] Shindou
    What is this? An arena?
[20:27] Shindou
    And what's behind those doors?
[20:53] Toki
    A monster?!
[20:54] Kahvel
    Is that...
[20:55] Kahvel
    A gargoyle? I've never seen one before.
[20:58] Shindou
    A gargoyle?
[21:00] Kahvel
    A man-made creature.
[21:02] Hako
    Is it... dead?
[21:04] Kahvel
    I've heard that mummifying them
    by removing their body fluids
[21:06] Kahvel
    can allow them to move even
    after thousands of years...
[21:11] (Flashback) Kamilto
    Though I can't say whether your
    strength will work against that...
[21:15] Shindou
    You don't think this is
    what he meant, do you?
[21:19] Hako
    I-It's starting to move...
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[23:10] GM
    Sendai City.
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    Miyagi Prefecture
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    Saitama City.
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    Saitama Prefecture
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    Hiroshima City.
SIGN    Hiroshima City
    Hiroshima Prefecture
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    Fukuoka City.
SIGN    Fukuoka City
    Fukuoka Prefecture
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    Osaka City.
SIGN    Osaka City
    Osaka Prefecture
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    Kyoto City.
SIGN    Kyoto City
    Kyoto Prefecture
[23:21] GM
    Kawasaki City.
SIGN    Kawasaki City
    Kanagawa Prefecture
[23:22] GM
    Kobe City.
SIGN    Kobe City
    Hyogo Prefecture
[23:24] GM
    Sapporo City.
SIGN    Sapporo City
    Hokkaido
[23:26] GM
    Nagoya City.
SIGN    Nagoya City
    Aichi Prefecture
[23:28] GM
    Yokohama City.
SIGN    Yokohama City
    Kanagawa Prefecture
SIGN    Tokyo Metropolis
    Special Wards
[23:30] GM
    The special wards of Tokyo.
[23:34] Yotsuya
    I'm Standing on 1,000,000
    Ordinance Designated Cities!

E7 - The Warrior of Light and the Stranger of Darkness

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[00:22] Yotsuya
    Even knowing I can come back
    to life, that's scary...
[00:29] Yotsuya
    There.
[00:48] Yotsuya
    How many times have I fallen now?
[01:18] Yotsuya
    I don't need my eyes anymore, anyway.
[01:20] Yotsuya
    I can focus better this way.
[01:25] (Flashback) Teacher
    This is Yotsuya Yuusuke-kun,
    our new student.
[01:28] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I-I just moved here from Kumamoto.
[01:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    M-My name's Y-Yotsuya Y-Yuusuke.
[01:53] (Flashback) Teacher
    Time to pick your groups
    for the field trip.
[01:56] (Flashback) Teacher
    Divide up into groups of six friends each.
[02:00] (Flashback) Teacher
    C'mon, someone take Yotsuya in.
[02:03] (Flashback) Teacher
    Hey, you guys only have five.
[02:04] (Flashback) Guy
    Aw, man!
[02:06] (Flashback) Girl
    Seriously?
[02:17] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I'm going to go raise my rank.
[02:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Later.
[02:56] Yotsuya
    I bet you designed this to
    be unclimbable, didn't you?
[03:00] Yotsuya
    But I just climbed it, Master!
[04:43] Yotsuya
    Damn it. This map only gives
    me the top-down view.
[04:53] Yotsuya
    Light? Is that a log point?
[05:04] Kahvel
    You served my family well for these
    ten years and three months.
[05:13] Kahvel
    Warrior Bihmsberg...
[05:16] Kahvel
    I will send those three soldiers from Deokk
[05:20] Kahvel
    to join you within the coming
    days, so you can cut them apart.
[05:26] Kahvel
    Make no mistake about that!
[05:34] Yotsuya
    He's here...
[05:38] (Flashback) Bihmsberg
    Wow, this is good.
[05:40] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Aw...
[05:40] Yotsuya
    Bihmsberg-san...
[05:42] (Flashback) Bihmsberg
    One...
[05:43] (Flashback) Both
    Two, and...
[05:44] (Flashback) Three
    Three!
[05:51] Yotsuya
    This happened because I
    joined up with Kahvel-san.
[06:03] Yotsuya
    But now...
[06:06] (Flashback) Bihmsberg
    This is the second time I've
    pushed a carriage with you.
[06:10] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yeah, I guess so.
[06:11] Yotsuya
    I didn't know him long,
    but he was my comrade in arms.
[06:11] (Flashback) Bihmsberg
    It won't be much longer. Let's keep it up!
[06:14] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Right!
[06:18] Yotsuya
    Comrade in arms...
[06:23] Yotsuya
    I didn't even get to see
    his face as he died.
[06:33] Yotsuya
    Thank you for everything.
[06:35] Yotsuya
    I guess I'm just always going to be...
[06:38] Yotsuya
    Goodbye.
[06:48] Yotsuya
    ...a stranger to everyone.
[07:16] Shindou
    God, these vampire bats are
    getting on my nerves!
[07:26] Kahvel
    Bear with it!
[07:38] Kahvel
    I'll take pleasure in cutting you up.
[07:40] Shindou
    Look! On his arm!
[07:44] Kahvel
    I see. So we have to get the key...
[07:48] Kahvel
    if we want to get out of here!
[07:55] Kahvel
    Out of the four of you...
[07:58] Kahvel
    you definitely have the most talent.
[08:00] Shindou
    Thanks! Until just recently,
    I spent two years playing a sport
[08:05] Shindou
    where I hit really small
    targets with a stick!
[08:07] Kahvel
    Why did you stop?
[08:10] Kahvel
    You should continue playing that sport!
[08:16] (Flashback) Coach
    I really thought you could
    make the top eight.
[08:20] (Flashback) Coach
    Out after the first round...
[08:22] (Flashback) Coach
    Too bad. Were you nervous because
    it's your last tournament?
[08:25] (Flashback) Shindou
    No...
[08:26] Shindou
    My weakness as a Wizard is
    my low physical strength.
[08:30] Shindou
    The stats of this world carried
    over into the real world.
[08:36] Shindou
    All because of that half-faced freak...
[08:39] (Flashback) Shindou
    I'm so disappointed...
[08:42] Shindou
    I will. You can bet on it.
[08:45] Shindou
    In high school—
[09:04] Toki
    Kahvel-san!
[09:07] Shindou
    No way...
[09:10] Shindou
    Kahvel-san is dead?
[09:14] Shindou
    What?! Wait, no, no, no!
[09:16] Shindou
    I can't handle him!
[09:37] Shindou
    He stopped?
[09:41] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    When you reach rank 10,
[09:44] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    time stops for everyone but you
    and the Master, and then...
[09:47] Shindou
    Rank 10... I'm changing jobs?
[09:50] GM
    Congratula.
[09:52] GM
    Your job rank has reached 10.
[09:54] GM
    It's time to spin the
    wheel for the job roul.
[09:57] GM
    You were a wizard—
[09:58] Shindou
    You're too late!
[09:59] Shindou
    A few seconds... A few seconds earlier,
    and I could've saved Kahvel-san!
[10:03] GM
    Now...
[10:07] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Until he hits the play button
    and time starts moving again...
[10:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    It's only for a few seconds...
[10:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But if there's an enemy near you...
[10:18] GM
    Bam!
[10:20] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    ...you have a chance...
[10:22] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    to jump into close range!
[10:24] GM
    Shindou Iu, Warrior (Sword).
[10:27] Shindou
    Die!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Occurs simultaneously with a job change.
    
    ►If any stats from the previous job are above
    
    100%, half of the difference between the stat
    
    and 100% is added to the new stat.
    
    ►Wizards have lower stats, making them
    
    somewhat weaker after changing jobs, but they
    
    can still use their magic spells in the new job.
[10:38] Shindou
    It's so hard!
[11:15] Shindou
    Oh, my left arm's healed!
[11:21] Shindou
    Damn these bats!
[11:23] Shindou
    My hat, my hat...
SIGN    Wizard Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Wizard Hat
SIGN    Wizard Staff (Wind)
[11:25] Shindou
    And my shield.
[11:30] Shindou
    Huh?
[11:31] Shindou
    Did Kahvel-san give him that wound?
[11:34] Shindou
    My sword didn't even leave a mark.
[11:38] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Which means cutting locations that will
    cause instant death or a fatal wound.
[11:43] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Do you know where those are?
[11:44] (Flashback) Shindou
    Uh... the neck?
[11:47] (Flashback) Kahvel
    You're partially right.
[11:49] (Flashback) Kahvel
    But the neck is usually protected by armor.
[11:52] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Your best bet is always...
[11:54] (Flashback) Kahvel
    the heart.
[11:55] (Flashback) Shindou
    Huh? But...
[11:57] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Yes, the chest appears to be protected
    by both armor and bones,
[12:00] (Flashback) Kahvel
    but so long as they aren't
    in full plate armor,
[12:02] (Flashback) Kahvel
    there are usually seams
    between armor pieces.
[12:05] (Flashback) Kahvel
    From above, you would enter here...
[12:08] (Flashback) Kahvel
    and from below, you would enter here.
[12:12] (Flashback) Kahvel
    The only way to make up the difference
    in strength between men and women
[12:15] (Flashback) Kahvel
    is with techniques like these...
[12:17] (Flashback) Kahvel
    With sword art.
[12:19] Shindou
    Right... His ribs are there.
[12:22] Shindou
    And if his heart is in the
    same place as a human's...
[12:26] Shindou
    It's worth a try!
[12:35] Shindou
    Ow!
[13:02] Yotsuya
    I think it's getting a
    little brighter in here.
[13:07] Yotsuya
    I'm almost there!
[13:09] Yotsuya
    I consider all life to
    be not equal, but fair.
SIGN    Hideout
[13:14] (Flashback) Kid D
    A bear!
[13:31] Yotsuya
    That means the value of each life
    can be expressed as a score,
[13:34] Yotsuya
    making it possible to rank them.
[13:37] Yotsuya
    Why was I born?
[13:39] Yotsuya
    Why was I chosen to be a player?
[13:42] Yotsuya
    Why am I...
[13:46] Yotsuya
    Who are you?
[13:50] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Shindou-san's amazing.
[13:52] (Flashback) Shindou
    So I learned that my friends
    are my strength.
[13:54] (Flashback) Shindou
    And that I'm responsible for
    changing my own world...
[13:59] Yotsuya
    Who are you?
[14:01] (Flashback) Hako
    I want to help everyone now,
    while I'm healthy...
[14:05] (Flashback) Hako
    And you know...
[14:08] (Flashback) Hako
    if I abandoned a child...
[14:10] (Flashback) Hako
    there'd be no point anymore.
[14:13] Yotsuya
    And you...
[14:26] Yotsuya
    Who are you?
[14:31] Yotsuya
    What's my reason for existing?
    The reason I was chosen as a player?
[14:36] Yotsuya
    Our current party lineup...
[14:38] Yotsuya
    The job roulette results seem
    like they're being manipulated.
[14:44] Yotsuya
    One thing I could consider
    as a possible answer...
[14:48] Yotsuya
    is that I'm in the role of the leader.
[14:51] Yotsuya
    I'll do my part.
[14:53] Yotsuya
    I have to.
[14:55] Yotsuya
    At the very least, given our
    current combat abilities...
[15:02] Yotsuya
    I'm the strongest of us!
[15:04] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun?!
[15:06] Makuah
    Yotsuya-san!
[15:12] Shindou
    Oh... Yotsuya-kun.
[15:15] Shindou
    You're way late.
[15:19] Yotsuya
    Y-Yeah... s-so I see...
[15:24] Makuah
    Yotsuya-san!
[15:25] Makuah
    Kahvel-san is... Kahvel-san is...
[15:28] Makuah
    She's down there!
[15:29] Makuah
    Can you hel—
[15:41] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I'm saying the safety of each one of us,
    individually, is irrelevant to the quest.
[15:46] Both
    He'll save Kahvel-san, though.
[15:48] Hako
    Oh, good! Yotsuya-kun finally gets it!
[16:03] Makuah
    Oh, Kahvel-san! Thank goodness!
[16:06] Kahvel
    I'm... alive?
[16:10] Kahvel
    Ow!
[16:13] Kahvel
    My wound...
[16:14] Makuah
    The hero healed it.
[16:24] Makuah
    He consumed blood from monsters in the cave
[16:27] Makuah
    in his determination to heal you.
[16:30] Makuah
    He emptied those containers
    healing you over and over.
[16:36] Makuah
    As soon as he finished,
    he fell dead asleep.
[16:40] Makuah
    He's been like that ever since.
[16:46] Kahvel
    I didn't know heroes' eyes rolled back
    into their heads when they slept.
[16:50] Kahvel
    And he's stretched out
    straight as an arrow.
[16:53] Makuah
    I'll go call the others.
[16:55] Kahvel
    All right.
[17:13] Shindou
    Why did you do that?
[17:15] Kahvel
    It just... happened.
[17:18] Kahvel
    Wait, did someone already
    have a claim on him?
[17:20] Shindou
    Oh, no, no!
[17:21] Kahvel
    I thought not.
[17:23] Kahvel
    He reminds me of me somehow.
[17:26] Toki
    He does? But how...
[17:28] Toki
    Oh. 'Cause they're both weird.
[17:30] Kahvel
    The way he's struggling.
[17:33] Kahvel
    He's trying to find out who he is,
[17:35] Kahvel
    how much he's capable of,
[17:37] Kahvel
    how far he has to go and what he has to do
[17:39] Kahvel
    before he can die with the pride of
    knowing his life meant something.
[17:44] Kahvel
    In my country, we use a league
    system to rank knights.
[17:48] Kahvel
    There are 3,000 participants,
[17:49] Kahvel
    and the top 100 can become knights.
[17:52] Kahvel
    I ranked 70th.
[17:53] Hako
    You were 70th out of 3,000?
[17:55] Shindou
    That's impressive!
[18:00] Kahvel
    My father ranked 2nd,
    my older brother ranked 8th,
[18:03] Kahvel
    and my younger brother ranked 15th.
[18:05] Kahvel
    I'm just average, really.
[18:08] Kahvel
    No matter how hard I try,
    I can't make up the difference.
[18:11] Hako
    Is that one of your reasons
    for leading this expedition?
[18:14] Kahvel
    Possibly, but the main reason...
[18:17] Kahvel
    was so I could slice up flesh.
[18:19] Three
    She never breaks character!
[18:21] Kahvel
    If I have any chance of turning it around,
[18:23] Kahvel
    it would be in a real battle.
[18:25] Kahvel
    My father told me, "One real battle
    is worth 10,000 practice swings."
[18:30] Kahvel
    Yes, what he meant was,
    "Slice up living flesh."
[18:35] Three
    There it is again!
[18:38] Kahvel
    How far have they gone ahead?
[18:40] Makuah
    They took the long way by going over the
    mountain, so we should catch up quickly.
[18:45] Hako
    We have about seven days
    and ten hours left...
[18:48] Hako
    Can we make it?
[18:50] Toki
    I'm not sure.
[18:53] Shindou
    When's he going to wake up?
[18:59] Yotsuya
    I had it all wrong!
[19:00] Shindou
    Whoa! You scared me!
[19:02] Hako
    What?!
[19:03] Toki
    What just happened?
[19:07] Shindou
    Wait, seriously, what's wrong?
[19:10] Yotsuya
    The "goods"...
[19:12] Yotsuya
    What do you think "the goods" are?
[19:14] Shindou
    The goods? Like... merchandise?
[19:17] Yotsuya
    Right. Something that you can sell,
    or that people might want...
[19:20] Yotsuya
    Things worth transporting long distances.
[19:22] Yotsuya
    And... what do you think
    "village chief" means?
[19:27] Shindou
    Village chief? Why?
    You mean the one from that other quest?
[19:31] Shindou
    The leader of a village, right?
[19:32] Yotsuya
    Right, the third quest was to fulfill
    the village chief's request.
[19:37] Yotsuya
    But no specific village or
    person was actually named.
[19:41] Shindou
    So what are you saying?
[19:43] Yotsuya
    What if our third quest could've referred to
    any request by any leader of any village?
[19:50] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san, what was the first quest?
SIGN    <<Defeat 1 goblin>>
[19:52] Shindou
    To defeat one goblin.
[19:55] Yotsuya
    The goblins we always see
[19:57] Yotsuya
    are a type called meri goblins that
    are native to this continent,
[20:01] Yotsuya
    but I'm betting there are other
    types of goblins in this world.
[20:05] Shindou
    Well, sure...
[20:07] Yotsuya
    So maybe it didn't matter what
    type of goblin you defeated.
[20:11] Yotsuya
    What was second?
SIGN    <<Find 2 settlements>>
[20:12] Hako
    To find two settlements.
[20:15] Yotsuya
    I bet it didn't matter which
    settlements you found.
[20:19] Hako
    Well, no specific ones were named...
[20:21] Shindou
    And we cleared it based on that assumption.
[20:24] Hako
    Yeah.
[20:24] Yotsuya
    There you go. What I'm saying is,
[20:27] Yotsuya
    anything that can be classified as "goods"
[20:29] Yotsuya
    is likely to count toward the
    completion of our quest.
[20:33] Shindou
    So?
[20:35] Yotsuya
    That brings us back to what's
    meant by "the goods."
[20:38] Yotsuya
    If you define it that way, there's a good
    chance it's not the condemned convicts.
[20:42] Shindou
    Huh?
[20:43] Yotsuya
    Because there's no one in Radodorbo
    waiting to accept them,
[20:46] Yotsuya
    and no advance notice of
    any exchange to be made.
[20:49] Toki
    What?! You mean we've...
[20:51] Toki
    been on a fool's errand all this time?
[20:55] Hako
    But...
[20:57] Hako
    But hang on a second, Yotsuya-kun!
[20:59] Hako
    Are you... Are you going to abandon
    the three convicts this time, too?
[21:03] Hako
    One of them is a child!
[21:05] Hako
    Unlike us, if they die, they'll die for real!
[21:09] Yotsuya
    Well, I mean...
[21:11] Yotsuya
    There's still a chance the condemned
    convicts could be the "goods,"
[21:15] Yotsuya
    so it doesn't eliminate the chance that we
    could fail the quest if we abandon them.
[21:20] Yotsuya
    What should we do?
[21:25] Yotsuya
    Okay. Let's split up.
[21:29] Shindou
    Wait... What is this?
[21:31] Toki
    Why do I feel like I've been dumped
    by a guy I didn't ask out?
SIGN    The Warrior of Light and the Stranger of Darkness
[23:09] GM
    Get Through the Dungeon!
SIGN    Get Through the Dungeon!
[23:13] Shindou
    What's this?
SIGN    Door to
    
    
    
    
    
    the Second Dimension Ahead
[23:15] Toki
    Ooh! Is Tsubasa-kyun up ahead?!
[23:18] Toki
    I'll go check it ou—
SIGN    Cute
    
    
    
    
    
    Mascot Paradise Ahead
[23:24] Toki
    It's a trap. Totally a trap.
[23:25] Shindou
    Hey, where's Kusue?
[23:29] Kahvel
    There may be other traps ahead.
[23:31] Kahvel
    Stay on your—
SIGN    Danger!
    
    
    
    
    All-the-Flesh-You-Can-Slice Hell Ahead!
[23:35] Kahvel
    Yay! I'll hack everything up
    and get Daddy to praise me!

E8 - Non-Player Killer

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[00:01] Yotsuya
    Okay. Let's split up.
[00:05] Hako
    What do you mean by "split up"?
[00:07] Yotsuya
    Uh, just that we should split into
    two groups and travel separately.
[00:13] Shindou
    Two groups?
[00:15] Yotsuya
    One to follow the Deokk soldiers
    and save those prisoners,
[00:19] Yotsuya
    and one to look for different
    cargo bound for Radodorbo.
[00:23] Yotsuya
    Since we don't know exactly
    what "the goods" entails,
[00:27] Yotsuya
    we can't even be clear on the
    requirements to complete the quest.
[00:30] Hako
    That's true.
[00:31] Hako
    If we have the wrong idea of what
    it is, we'll all suffer for it.
[00:35] Shindou
    I get that, but what teams
    are we splitting into?
[00:42] Yotsuya
    With our combat strength in mind,
[00:43] Yotsuya
    I think Shindou-san and I
    should be on separate teams.
[00:46] Kahvel
    Obviously...
[00:48] Kahvel
    I'll be pursuing the men from Deokk.
[00:50] Kahvel
    I must avenge Bihmsberg.
[00:54] Yotsuya
    That just leaves the question
    of where the rest will go.
SIGN    Maramba Territory
SIGN    Checkpoint
SIGN    Radodorbo
[02:30] Yotsuya
    We have about seven days and one hour left.
SIGN    Team A
SIGN    Horse x1
SIGN    Cart
[02:33] ---
    m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
[02:33] ---
    m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
[02:33] ---
    m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
SIGN     Makuah
    
    Private soldier of
    Kahvel's family
SIGN     Hakozaki Kusue
    
    
    Warrior (Sword) R7
SIGN     Shindou Iu
    
    
    Warrior (Sword) R4
SIGN    Search for cargo bound for Radodorbo
SIGN    Team B
SIGN    Horse x2
SIGN    Wagon
[02:35] ---
    m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
[02:35] ---
    m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
[02:35] ---
    m 0 0 l 102 0 l 102 58 l 0 58
SIGN    Kahvel
SIGN     Tokitate Yuka
    
    Wizard (Heat) R6
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
    
    Wizard (Creature) R9
    
    
SIGN     Follow the Deokk soldiers

[02:41] Shindou
    If we stay on the main road,
[02:43] Shindou
    we should come across a
    settlement eventually.
[02:46] Hako
    And if we offer to escort any
    deliveries from there to Radodorbo,
[02:50] Hako
    we can achieve our goal.
[02:51] Makuah
    Yeah, and to do that, we might
    not even need a settlement.
[02:55] Makuah
    We could run into a traveling
    merchant headed for Radodorbo.
[02:59] Shindou
    Oh, yeah, and escorting them
    would have the same effect.
[03:03] Shindou
    This might actually be easy.
[03:05] Yotsuya
    Looks like Team A is making good progress.
[03:10] Yotsuya
    So as Team B, we'll also follow the plan
[03:13] Yotsuya
    to continue pursuing the route
    Deokk's wagon is taking.
[03:16] Toki
    Why am I on this team?
[03:18] Toki
    It's bound to be a lot more dangerous!
[03:21] Kahvel
    They don't know that we
    made it out of the cave.
[03:24] Kahvel
    Killing them in an ambush
    might work well enough,
[03:28] Kahvel
    but one thing concerns me.
[03:31] Kahvel
    Before they locked us in that cave...
[03:43] (Flashback) Kamilto
    We're counting on you.
[03:57] Kahvel
    I suspect it was routine communication
    with the kingdom...
[04:01] Kahvel
    but it was likely a notice that they
    were going to trap some enemy heroes
[04:04] Kahvel
    and soldiers of Cortonel the next day.
[04:08] Yotsuya
    There's a good chance you're right.
[04:10] Kahvel
    And what if the kingdom's
    soldiers went missing
[04:14] Kahvel
    shortly after trapping Cortonel's soldiers?
[04:18] Toki
    It might imply that we escaped their trap
[04:21] Toki
    and ended up killing them?
[04:24] Kahvel
    Right.
[04:25] Kahvel
    No, they are a militant nation.
[04:28] Kahvel
    Regardless of the truth,
[04:30] Kahvel
    they might use it as an
    excuse to declare war.
[04:33] Kahvel
    We must avoid that.
[04:36] Toki
    You mean war would break out?
[04:38] Kahvel
    Speaking strictly in terms of numbers,
[04:41] Kahvel
    the kingdom has ten times
    the soldiers we do.
[04:43] Kahvel
    We'd stand no chance...
[04:44] Kahvel
    and I don't want to see my country
    destroyed because of me.
[04:49] Yotsuya
    So what we need to do first
[04:52] Yotsuya
    is get them to write a letter
    saying Cortonel isn't the enemy.
[04:57] Toki
    Get them to write that?
[05:00] Yotsuya
    We don't know his written language,
    penmanship, or signature,
[05:03] Yotsuya
    so we can't force them to write
    it, or write it for them.
[05:07] Yotsuya
    We need to convince them
    that it's the truth
[05:09] Yotsuya
    so that they'll report it to the kingdom.
[05:12] Toki
    Uh, that sounds impossible.
[05:14] Yotsuya
    A letter might not have any effect.
[05:17] Yotsuya
    The kingdom could just ignore the letter
    and start a war with Cortonel.
[05:23] Yotsuya
    But still,
[05:25] Yotsuya
    I want them to know hell and despair...
[05:27] Yotsuya
    humiliation and regret...
[05:30] Yotsuya
    and I want them feeling
    all that as they die.
[05:35] Yotsuya
    I have an idea.
[05:40] Both
    What an evil face!
[05:48] Yotsuya
    We finally caught up to them.
[05:50] Toki
    Looks like the soldiers and the
    convicts are all unharmed.
[05:54] Kahvel
    When do we strike?
[05:55] Yotsuya
    Not yet.
[05:57] Yotsuya
    This is all flat land with no obstacles.
[05:59] Yotsuya
    We'll follow them at a fixed distance
    until everything is ready.
[06:10] Yotsuya
    Go time will be tomorrow.
[06:12] (Flashback) Toki
    Okay, got it.
[06:14] (Flashback) Toki
    You know, I'm impressed you keep coming
    up with these ruthless ideas.
[06:18] (Flashback) Toki
    Maybe the plan wasn't to make
    you a hero, but a demon king.
[06:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Well, I was always good
    at stuff like that...
[06:27] Yotsuya
    Like the Dark Surreal series
    and the Fall Bad series.
[06:32] Toki
    Ah, console games, huh?
[06:34] Yotsuya
    Thinking about how to kill enemies
    is a pretty regular part of my day.
[06:39] Toki
    I haven't played anything but social
    network games for about a year now.
[06:42] Tsubasa
    Your smile is more beautiful than
    any treasure in the world.

[06:43] Toki
    God, I wanna meet Tsubasa-kun right now!
[06:45] Toki
    Tsubasa-kyun! Want!
[06:49] Toki
    So this world...
[06:52] Toki
    This world is virtual, right?
[06:55] Yotsuya
    I'm not really sure.
[06:58] Toki
    So let's say...
[07:02] Toki
    I-If you... kissed a character
    from this world...
[07:07] Toki
    would it count as your first kiss?
[07:10] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:12] Yotsuya
    Wait a minute... Don't tell me...
[07:15] Yotsuya
    Did you?! Who was it? Makuah-san?
[07:19] Toki
    Hell no! I wasn't talking about me!
[07:23] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:25] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san, then?
[07:27] Toki
    It was just hypothetical!
[07:29] Toki
    It wasn't about anyone in particular!
[07:31] Toki
    I meant you! Also, you're just
    naturally rude, aren't you?!
[07:35] Yotsuya
    Yeah, but isn't a first kiss
    just an abstract concept?
[07:39] Yotsuya
    So why not count it toward your
    experience, virtual or not?
[07:43] Yotsuya
    Especially in a world as
    realistic as this one.
[07:47] Yotsuya
    Anyway, I'm gonna swap out with Kahvel-san.
[07:50] Toki
    And what would it be if you were asleep?
[07:54] Toki
    I guess it wouldn't count
    toward your experience, then.
[07:57] Toki
    I mean, I've seen a lot of
    stories where the person
[07:59] Toki
    was actually awake and just missed the
    right timing to pretend to wake up...
[08:01] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san, rise and shine.
[08:03] Yotsuya
    It's your turn to take over the watch.
[08:04] Toki
    But based on that reaction,
[08:06] Toki
    he was legit asleep.
[08:11] Kamilto
    It has been a difficult journey.
[08:13] Kamilto
    All of our senior officers died in action,
[08:15] Kamilto
    leaving me, a lower officer,
    to lead the remainder of our march,
[08:20] Kamilto
    in an unprecedented turn of events.
[08:23] Kamilto
    However, our journey will
    end in three days.
[08:26] Kamilto
    By giving these heretics
    practicing a foreign religion
[08:28] Kamilto
    their execution in the international
    port town of Radodorbo,
[08:32] Kamilto
    we can eliminate them at the source
[08:34] Kamilto
    and stop them from contaminating our
    continent of Meri any further!
[08:40] All
    Yeah!
[08:41] Yotsuya
    So, hey...
[08:45] Yotsuya
    Got a minute?
[08:47] Kamilto
    What?!
[08:48] Kamilto
    You made it out of that dungeon?!
[08:51] Kamilto
    Prepare for battle!
[08:54] Yotsuya
    Now, hang on a minute.
[08:56] Yotsuya
    I'm just here to negotiate.
[08:58] Kamilto
    Negotiate?
[09:00] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[09:01] Yotsuya
    You know fighting won't do
    any good anyway, right?
[09:04] Yotsuya
    We heroes recover from any
    wound in twenty seconds,
[09:08] Yotsuya
    and even if we die,
    we revive in forty seconds.
[09:12] Yotsuya
    You guys can't beat us.
[09:15] Kamilto
    What is it, then?
    What do you want to negotiate?
[09:18] Yotsuya
    First, one thing...
[09:20] Yotsuya
    The four from Cortonel died in that cave.
[09:23] Yotsuya
    Also, two of the heroes fell in a hole,
[09:24] Yotsuya
    so only the four-eyes and I remain.
[09:27] Yotsuya
    Yo, four-eyes!
[09:28] Toki
    Keep your damn voice down. I'm right here.
[09:32] Toki
    This negotiation only stands
    to benefit you, anyway.
[09:35] Toki
    Why do I need to be here?
[09:38] Kamilto
    Only him?
[09:39] Toki
    Yeah!
[09:41] Toki
    He's a hero, but he converted
    to the religion of Arteros!
[09:45] Kamilto
    What?!
[09:46] Yotsuya
    That's right.
[09:48] Yotsuya
    I'm negotiating for my
    three fellow believers.
[09:52] Yotsuya
    If you don't hand them over,
[09:53] Yotsuya
    I'll use my immortality to spread our
    Saint's teachings all over the world!
[09:58] Yotsuya
    The people will heed the words of a hero!
[10:00] Yotsuya
    And then...
[10:01] Yotsuya
    the world will be teeming
    with believers of Arteros!
[10:06] Kamilto
    Even if we comply,
    you'll still be free to do that!
[10:09] Kamilto
    What is there to negotiate?!
[10:10] Yotsuya
    You have until the sun
    rises tomorrow to decide.
[10:14] Yotsuya
    If the three believers are hurt or
    killed before then, the deal is off.
[10:18] Yotsuya
    I will return here at that time.
[10:21] Yotsuya
    You'd better make your decision by then.
[10:27] Yotsuya
    So long! Let's go, four-eyes!
[10:29] Toki
    Oh, shut up!
[10:37] Gurobi
    What should we do?
[10:38] Kamilto
    There's nothing to negotiate!
[10:40] Hem
    But we can't just do nothing...
[10:42] Kamilto
    I realize that.
[10:44] Kamilto
    If an immortal hero propagates
    that heretical religion,
[10:47] Kamilto
    this expedition will be not
    only wasted, but detrimental!
[10:51] Gurobi
    We must do something about them.
[10:53] Hem
    But wait...
[10:54] Hem
    He said they've already lost two heroes!
[10:57] Kamilto
    That's it!
[10:58] Kamilto
    Heroes can't die, but they can be
    trapped in holes or jail cells!
[11:01] Hem
    Yes, so if we capture them before
    the end of the night—
[11:05] Toki
    Good point.
[11:07] Toki
    Heroes don't die, but that's all.
[11:11] Toki
    Yeah, hi! Four-eyes here!
[11:14] Hem
    Y—
[11:14] Gurobi
    You!
[11:16] Toki
    Shh! I came here in secret.
[11:18] Kamilto
    What do you want?
[11:20] Toki
    You know I've never really gotten
    along with that jerk, right?
[11:24] Kamilto
    Y-Yes...
[11:26] Kamilto
    Come to think of it, you didn't
    seem fond of each other.
[11:29] Kamilto
    What, then? Are you selling him out?
[11:31] Toki
    Now that it's just the two of us,
[11:33] Toki
    it's been even worse than before.
[11:36] Toki
    If you're willing to capture him,
    I'll tell you where he sleeps.
[11:40] Toki
    How about it? You could leave right now.
[11:43] Gurobi
    We can't trust you.
[11:45] Hem
    You're probably planning to free the
    convicts while we're away from the wagon.
[11:49] Toki
    Then why don't you come with me
    first to see where he's sleeping?
[11:54] Kamilto
    No, going there and coming
    back first would waste time.
[11:57] Gurobi
    What should we do, then?
[12:00] Kamilto
    Hem and I will go and capture him.
[12:02] Kamilto
    Gurobi, stay and keep watch.
[12:04] Both
    Yes, sir!
[12:05] Kamilto
    If she's lying, we'll just take her prisoner.
[12:09] Kamilto
    All right?
[12:09] Toki
    Of course. Let me show you the way.
[12:12] Toki
    Two against one, huh?
[12:14] Toki
    Oh, boy. They fell for it.
[12:17] Kamilto
    Bring me a rope.
[12:18] Gurobi
    At once, sir!
[12:20] Toki
    Don't blame me.
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[12:28] Kamilto
    Well? How much longer?
[12:31] Toki
    It's just up ahead.
[12:32] Toki
    We'll be there in another minute or so.
[12:34] Kamilto
    Very well. One minute, then.
[12:41] Kamilto
    And now?
[12:42] Toki
    Soon.
[12:43] Toki
    We'll be there in about thirty seconds.
[12:53] Kamilto
    Hem, go take a look.
[12:55] Hem
    Yes, sir.
[12:59] Toki
    Well, I've probably dragged
    them far enough away.
[13:05] Hem
    Captain...
[13:06] Hem
    I didn't see anything up ahead.
[13:13] Kamilto
    So you were lying.
[13:15] Kamilto
    When we reach Radodorbo,
[13:16] Kamilto
    I'll tie weights to you and
    throw you into the sea!
[13:18] Kamilto
    You can spend eternity there!
[13:22] Hem
    What's that?
[13:27] Yotsuya
    Welcome back...
[13:29] Yotsuya
    and I'm terribly sorry.
[13:32] Yotsuya
    You two are hereby relieved of duty.
[13:37] Yotsuya
    Return to your homeland.
[13:41] Kamilto
    The Arteros believers...
[13:43] Kamilto
    Did you kill them?! Even the child?!
[13:52] Toki
    You look so confused!
[13:54] Toki
    The part about Kahvel-san
    and her two men dying
[13:56] Toki
    and the other two heroes falling
    in a hole was true...
[14:00] Toki
    but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
    conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
[14:05] Kamilto
    What?!
[14:06] Yotsuya
    You see...
[14:08] Yotsuya
    We're only here to mess with
    you in the name of revenge.
[14:14] Yotsuya
    For our five fallen allies.
[14:17] Yotsuya
    Now, the last survivor...
[14:21] Kamilto
    S-Stop it! Stop!
[14:23] Yotsuya
    This is the end for the missionary.
[14:32] Hem
    He soaked him in oil?!
[14:34] Kamilto
    He's burning him alive!
[14:36] Yotsuya
    While I'm at it...
[14:38] Yotsuya
    I think I'll set your
    horse's ass on fire, too!
[14:47] Kamilto
    What?!
[14:48] Hem
    We must go after—
[14:49] Hem
    No, if we leave the heroes here alone...
[14:53] Toki
    Burn through it!
[14:54] Toki
    Majiha Fire!
[15:00] Hem
    You won't get away!
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[15:07] Toki
    Hot, hot, hot, hot!
[15:10] Hem
    Damn it!
[15:11] Toki
    That's hot!
[15:18] Hem
    Our horse!
[15:21] Yotsuya
    Maybe we'll take what's in the wagon, too!
[15:24] Yotsuya
    Try and catch us!
[15:27] Kamilto
    After them!
[15:29] Yotsuya
    Are they coming?
[15:30] Toki
    They sure are.
[15:32] Toki
    It'd be all over if they
    checked the bodies, huh?
[15:44] (Flashback) Guy
    Sir, there seems to be quite
    a lot of noise outside.
[15:48] (Flashback) Fofcel
    What's going on?
[15:52] (Flashback) Guy
    The hero?!
[15:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Take off your clothes! Hurry!
[15:55] (Flashback) Fofcel
    Huh?!
[15:57] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We're going to save you.
[16:03] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Perfect.
[16:06] Yotsuya
    Now they'll write that Kahvel-san and
    the others from Cortonel are dead,
[16:10] Yotsuya
    and that we heroes interfered
    with them to get revenge.
[16:14] Yotsuya
    So the relationship between Cortonel and
    Deokk will remain unchanged, at least.
[16:19] Yotsuya
    In fact, Kamilto...
[16:23] Kamilto
    Our refusal to let them accompany us
[16:25] Kamilto
    and trapping them in the
    ruins led us to this!
[16:28] Kamilto
    I can't face King Deokk now!
[16:32] Yotsuya
    ...is drowning in despair over his
    own lapse in judgment right now.
[16:38] Toki
    I'm not sure if I should be impressed...
[16:40] Toki
    He's definitely not the kind
    of guy I'd want as a friend.
[16:42] Toki
    I'd want him as an enemy even less, though.
[16:51] Shindou
    It's been three days and we haven't
    come across a single wagon.
[16:55] Makuah
    If we follow the main road,
    we're sure to find a settlement.
[16:59] Makuah
    And if we find one,
    we're sure to find merchants, too.
[17:03] Hako
    Even if we do, there's no guarantee
    we'll find cargo bound for Radodorbo.
[17:09] Shindou
    Four days and three hours left...
[17:12] Shindou
    I hope everything's going
    okay for the other two.
[17:23] Yotsuya
    I found a cave down there.
[17:30] Belili
    Oh! Great Heroes!
[17:32] Toki
    Hey, I see the boy regained consciousness.
[17:35] Fofcel
    Yes, just now.
[17:38] Toki
    So, um...
[17:40] Toki
    Belili-kun, right?
[17:42] Belili
    Yes, that's right.
[17:43] Belili
    They told me you saved my life.
[17:46] Belili
    Thank you so much,
[17:49] Belili
    pretty hero lady!
[17:56] Toki
    W-Well, you're very welcome!
[18:07] Toki
    Okay, just calm down!
[18:10] Toki
    I am not into all that shota stuff!
[18:16] Toki
    But man... I never imagined
    that plan would really work.
[18:21] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    What we'll need in advance is
    dolls to represent three people.
[18:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We can sew together cloth sacks and
    unused clothing to make them.
[18:28] (Flashback) Toki
    But if they look at the faces,
    they'll know they're fake.
[18:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We'll make it look like we
    put bags over their heads.
[18:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Then, if we tie ropes around their necks...
[18:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    It'll look like we hanged them.
[18:39] (Flashback) Toki
    Uh...
[18:40] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    If we can mix a real human in with them,
[18:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    it'll make these bodies look more real...
[18:47] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I understand your plan.
[18:49] (Flashback) Kahvel
    I must prepare for departure.
[18:56] (Flashback) Toki
    But if we do this, won't it mean
    killing a human character for real?
[19:01] (Flashback) Toki
    You haven't actually done that
    all this time, have you?
[19:04] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yeah, I'm a little worried about how
    much it'll affect my experience...
[19:08] (Flashback) Toki
    No, that's not my point.
[19:11] (Flashback) Toki
    I mean... do you really think
    this world is a game?
[19:15] (Flashback) Toki
    If it's real, wouldn't that be really bad?
[19:17] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Well... I guess?
[19:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I mean, yeah, if it's a game, the AI they
    gave the NPCs is insanely advanced...
[19:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But look at us.
[19:27] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    See? We have a sense of pain,
    but we barely feel any.
[19:31] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I don't know if it's just futuristic
    technology, like the Game Master said,
[19:37] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    but ultimately, it's well-made enough
    that we'd mistake it for reality.
[19:42] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I mean, we can pull weapons and
    armor out of thin air, too.
[19:48] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Isn't that enough to convince
    you that it's not real?
[19:51] (Flashback) Toki
    Well... not like it matters to me,
    since I'm not the one who'll be doing it...
[19:56] Yotsuya
    Okay, we achieved our goal
    of rescuing the prisoners.
[20:01] Yotsuya
    Now if Kahvel-san can pull
    off her part of the plan,
[20:04] Yotsuya
    we can avoid war, just like she wanted.
[20:07] Toki
    Hey...
[20:09] Toki
    Even if this is a virtual game world,
[20:13] Toki
    is it really worth killing
    someone to stop a war?
[20:15] Yotsuya
    That's even more reason to do it.
[20:17] Yotsuya
    It'll be the same world from the
    fifth quest stage onward, you know.
[20:21] Yotsuya
    And more importantly, it was a request
    from a friend. Who could refuse?
[20:26] Toki
    Huh?
[20:27] Yotsuya
    What? You do realize...
[20:29] Yotsuya
    one of our friends was already killed.
[20:32] Yotsuya
    So wouldn't you kill his killer?
[20:34] Toki
    What?!
[20:35] Toki
    Whoa! You're the last person I want to hear
    that kind of friends-first logic from!
[20:42] Toki
    I mean... if someone killed my favorite
    character in one of my games,
[20:46] Toki
    I'd totally kill whoever killed them...
[20:48] Toki
    But if that's how you feel...
[20:51] Toki
    What are the three of us to you?
[20:54] Yotsuya
    What do you mean?
[20:57] Yotsuya
    Like... say there's a bus.
[20:59] Toki
    A bus?
[21:00] Yotsuya
    It's about to fall off a cliff,
[21:03] Yotsuya
    and depending on how the weight of
    the passengers is distributed,
[21:05] Yotsuya
    it'll fall and they'll all die.
[21:08] Yotsuya
    We just happen to be four
    of those passengers.
[21:11] Toki
    That analogy sucks!
[21:12] Toki
    It's exactly like that, though!
[21:14] Yotsuya
    Tokitate-san, are you forgetting
    that your own life is on the line?
[21:23] Yotsuya
    I'm saying we can't afford to
    worry ourselves over the lives
[21:28] Yotsuya
    of characters in a game.
[21:31] ---
    m 0 0 l 495 0 l 495 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Rank 9→7

SIGN    Health > 127%
SIGN    Creature Magic
     Can speed up or slow down
SIGN    Non-Player Killer
SIGN    Theme of Mikkou Video
    Lyrics: Yukarion
    Composition: GM
[23:10] GM
    Mikkou Video!
[23:13] Toki
    Hi there! This is virtual
    MikkouVid streamer Yukarion!
SIGN    Something's starting again
SIGN    Live action when?
[23:18] Toki
    So, today...
SIGN    lol
[23:19] Toki
    Whoa, sweet! The viewer count is rising!
SIGN    Who's Yukarion?
SIGN    First time seeing her
[23:23] Toki
    All right!
[23:24] Toki
    Yes! First time breaking 1,000!
[23:26] Yotsuya
    She used a third-party
    program that adds views.
[23:29] Shindou
    Wow.
[23:30] Hako
    Isn't that...
SIGN    This user's account has been suspended for violating the terms of service.
[23:31] Hako
    a clear violation of the rules?
[23:34] Yotsuya
    Yeah, but she did complete the quest.
[23:37] Toki
    My precious account!

E9 - Heart-Racing Logout

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[00:02] (Flashback) Captain
    Fall in!
[00:06] (Flashback) Soldier(A)
    It's the king himself...
[00:12] (Flashback) King Deokk
    You all have such strong, rugged features.
[00:15] (Flashback) King Deokk
    I am now certain that you
    can fulfill this mission.
[00:21] (Flashback) King Deokk
    I expect nothing but the
    best from all of you.
[00:24] (Flashback) Captain
    On my very life, Your Majesty!
[00:43] Hem
    Well, at least...
[00:46] Hem
    we managed to find the wagon...
[00:50] Kamilto
    Damn it! Damn it!
[00:51] Kamilto
    Damn it!
[00:53] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We're only here to mess with
    you in the name of revenge.
[00:58] Kamilto
    I...
[01:00] Kamilto
    I failed...
[01:03] Kamilto
    I failed to live up to the
    king's expectations!
[01:17] Kamilto
    How will the king punish us
[01:19] Kamilto
    when we report this miserable
    failure to him?
[01:26] Kamilto
    The two of us must resign
    ourselves... to...
[01:31] Kamilto
    H-Huh?!
[01:36] Kahvel
    The king? Not quite.
[01:40] Kahvel
    The one who'll be punishing you...
[01:46] Kahvel
    is me.
[01:49] Kamilto
    You're alive?!
[01:52] (Flashback) Toki
    The part about Kahvel-san
    and her two men dying
[01:54] (Flashback) Toki
    and the other two heroes falling
    in a hole was true...
[01:58] (Flashback) Toki
    but everything from Yotsuya-kun's
    conversion to Arteros onward was a lie!
[02:03] Kamilto
    I-It was... It was a lie?! How much?!
[02:06] Kamilto
    Wait! How much of it was a lie?!
[02:10] Kahvel
    Take up your weapon.
[02:19] Kahvel
    Let me teach you one thing.
[02:25] Kahvel
    The three Arteros followers are alive.
[02:28] Kahvel
    The one in black clothes who burned up...
[02:30] Kahvel
    was your man.
[02:53] Kahvel
    Any last words?
[03:06] Kamilto
    I wanted...
[03:09] Kamilto
    I wanted to bring peace to the world!
[03:14] Kamilto
    I wanted to bring peace to the wo—
[03:19] Kahvel
    Oh, really?
[03:21] Kahvel
    So you can only achieve peace
    by killing my compatriots?
[03:27] Kahvel
    In that case, we will never achieve peace
[03:30] Kahvel
    until we have eradicated
    every last one of you.
[05:07] King
    Ah, so the force those three
    were in charge of failed?
[05:13] King
    What fools. They should have
    just come straight home.
[05:17] DragonB
    Shall we send a rescue team?
[05:20] King
    Of course not. There are
    only two survivors, yes?
[05:23] DragonB
    I believe that is the prudent choice.
[05:27] DragonB
    The greater problem is that
[05:28] DragonB
    the heroes, who should be
    neutral toward humanity,
[05:32] DragonB
    have become our enemies.
[05:35] King
    You believe it may become
    necessary to fight the heroes?
[05:38] DragonB
    I do.
[05:39] DragonB
    If Kamilto, the fool that he is,
[05:41] DragonB
    had only temporarily angered them,
    it would not be an issue,
[05:45] DragonB
    but we must consider the
    worst-case scenario.
[05:48] King
    Very well.
[05:49] King
    Then begin researching
    ways to kill the heroes.
[05:54] DragonB
    Understood.
[06:04] Yotsuya
    We don't know what the letter he sent said,
[06:07] Yotsuya
    so there's no way to tell
    if this was a success.
[06:09] Kahvel
    That's true.
[06:11] Toki
    I'd say it basically was, though.
[06:13] Toki
    We rescued their captives and everything.
[06:16] Toki
    Although our actual destination
    is still a ways off...
[06:20] Toki
    Huh?
[06:22] Yotsuya
    So about the "goods"...
[06:25] Yotsuya
    There are three things I want to try.
[06:27] Toki
    Uh-huh...
[06:28] Toki
    What's going on?
[06:30] Toki
    Iu-san and the rest haven't moved...
[06:38] Merchant
    Do I have cargo bound for Radodorbo?
[06:41] Merchant
    No, I'm afraid not. I'm sorry.
[06:44] Shindou
    I see.
[06:46] Hako
    Thank you anyway.
[06:48] Shindou
    Just when we'd finally found a merchant...
[06:51] Makuah
    I looked around, but didn't see anything
    else that looked like a shop.
[06:58] Shindou
    If we just keep going and end up in
    Radodorbo with no goods, the joke's on us.
[07:04] Hako
    Actually... maybe not.
[07:08] Shindou
    Huh?
[07:09] Hako
    Makuah-san, there's something
    I'd like to ask you.
[07:14] Makuah
    Yes?
[07:18] Yotsuya
    That's the last one.
[07:21] Toki
    Are we really taking those with us?
[07:24] Yotsuya
    They might be the goods we need.
[07:27] Toki
    Yeah, but... to be honest, I don't want
    to be on the same wagon as them...
[07:33] Toki
    I mean, there's a little
    kid with us, you know?
[07:35] Toki
    I don't think it sets a good example...
[07:38] Belili
    You don't need to worry about me.
[07:40] Belili
    Is there anything I can help you with?
[07:43] Yotsuya
    You only just woke up. Just rest, okay?
[07:47] Belili
    Okay!
[07:49] Toki
    So pure!
[07:52] Toki
    God, this is scary! The possibilities
    of shota are just too infinite!
[07:56] Toki
    Scary!
[07:59] Toki
    Uh, yeah... of course...
[08:02] Yotsuya
    If you really don't want
    to ride in the wagon,
[08:05] Yotsuya
    want to take over driving
    the horses for me?
[08:08] Toki
    What? I can?
[08:09] Kahvel
    Huh?!
[08:10] Toki
    Huh?
[08:11] Kahvel
    Oh, um... n-nothing.
[08:14] Kahvel
    Please continue.
[08:21] Belili
    Wow, really?
[08:23] Belili
    Heroes really are amazing!
[08:26] Belili
    I admire you!
[08:31] Belili
    And you healed me, too! Thank you so much!
[08:35] Yotsuya
    It's okay...
[08:41] Kahvel
    Is something bothering you?
[08:43] Toki
    Uh, no, nothing.
[08:46] Toki
    Damn straight it's bothering me!
[08:49] Toki
    Why did she sigh?!
[08:51] Toki
    Wait, is she...
[08:56] Toki
    actually into him?!
[08:58] Toki
    And she's sad because
    she's not next to him?
[09:01] Toki
    Nah, no way. Couldn't be.
[09:10] Yotsuya
    Since we're carrying more people now,
[09:12] Yotsuya
    we need to take breaks more often.
[09:17] Kahvel
    Great Hero, um... this may
    not be the time, but...
[09:22] Yotsuya
    What?
[09:25] Kahvel
    N-Nothing! Never mind...
[09:30] Toki
    Was she about to confess her love for him?!
[09:33] Toki
    She totally was, wasn't she?!
[09:41] Kahvel
    Oh, yes...
[09:43] Kahvel
    At our current pace, we should reach our
    destination the day after tomorrow.
[09:47] Yotsuya
    Got it.
[09:50] Kahvel
    Our journey is almost over...
[09:57] Toki
    What's that air of sorrow about her?!
[09:59] Toki
    Is she regretting that she'll have
    to part ways with Yotsuya-kun soon?
[10:11] Toki
    I guess even someone like Kahvel-san
    gets hesitant about confessing.
[10:16] Toki
    Come to think of it, there was
    an event like this in
WonSta*...
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    I love to see you working so hard
    for someone else, Onee-sama.
[10:21] Toki
    When you help a mob character confess,
[10:23] Toki
    your affection level with
    Tsubasa-kun shoots up!
[10:27] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun! I'll do my very best!
[10:29] Toki
    I'm gonna get through this
    event successfully!
[10:35] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun... Tsubasa-kyun...
[10:38] Toki
    I wuv you! Oh, God, I told him! Me!
[10:39] Belili
    Um, is she all right?
[10:42] Belili
    The lady hero... She's swaying around...
[10:44] Toki
    I hope I get to see you
    soon, Tsubasa-kyun...
[10:46] Yotsuya
    Uh, yeah... She's fine.
[10:48] Yotsuya
    That happens all the time with gamers.
[10:50] Belili
    Oh...
[10:51] Toki
    I'm getting all riled up...
[10:51] Yotsuya
    I can't wait to get back home
    and play games, too...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Omnivorous creatures used to
    deliver messages.
    
    
    ►Their homing instinct always guides them back home.
    It can deliver messages to its own home, but not from
    its home to anywhere else.
    
    ►In rare cases, they have been known to stray from their flocks and be taken in as pets.
[11:08] Yotsuya
    Switch seats?
[11:10] Toki
    Yeah.
[11:11] Toki
    My butt hurts after sitting
    on that horse for so long.
[11:23] Toki
    I call it WonSta
's Famous
    "Get the Two Alone" Plan!
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    Is it all right if I hold you until help comes?
[11:32] Toki
    When the two of them are
    alone in a tight space,
[11:34] Toki
    it leads to the classic WonSta scene that
    never fails to raise your affection level!
[11:39] Toki
    The two of them alone on a wagon,
[11:40] Toki
    the time to say goodbye*
    drawing ever nearer...
[11:43] Toki
    It all means there's only one thing to do!
[11:48] Toki
    You're sleeping?!
[11:50] Toki
    I mean, I know you were up all night,
[11:52] Toki
    but don't you have something
    more important to do?!
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Sickle
[12:03] ---
    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
    
    Composition> Iron, wood
    Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
     anything but plants or animals
    
    Regeneration Time> 3 days
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Kama
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
[12:03] ---
    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 3
    Composition> Iron, wood
    Effects> -20% sharpness when attacking
     anything but plants or animals
     +100% strength when attacking
     bone
    Regeneration Time> 3 days
SIGN    Chopper
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Kitchen Knife
SIGN    Chopper
[12:04] ---
    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Cooking Tool> Overall Rank 2
    
    Composition> Iron
    
    Effects> Rarely burns food even when
     not coated with oil.
    
    Regeneration Time> 5 days
SIGN    Hoe
SIGN    Kama
[12:09] Toki
    Next is WonSta*'s Classic
    "Shared Task" Plan!
SIGN    Tsubasa
SIGN    You can't cut the pumpkin?
    Then let's cut it together.
[12:19] Toki
    Trust deepens when two people
    perform a task together!
[12:22] Toki
    One touch makes the heart race!
[12:24] Toki
    Yotsuya usually does the cooking alone,
[12:27] Toki
    but just for today, Kahvel-san can...
[12:30] Kahvel
    Great Hero!
[12:33] Kahvel
    I found the perfect game!
[12:35] Kahvel
    We'll have a grand feast tonight!
[12:38] Yotsuya
    Whoa, it's huge!
[12:38] Belili
    Oh, wow! It's so big!
[12:40] Yotsuya
    You've done it again!
[12:41] Toki
    Is that their shared task?
[12:43] Toki
    Where'd those racing hearts go?
[12:46] Belili
    Wow! You're so amazing!
[12:49] Yotsuya
    You think so?
[12:51] Belili
    Yes, I do!
[12:52] Yotsuya
    But I'm really not...
[12:54] Belili
    I wish I could be like you!
[12:56] Yotsuya
    Seriously? Aw, thanks.
[12:58] Toki
    If orthodox methods don't work...
[13:01] Toki
    Go full yandere!
[13:06] Yotsuya
    We don't need to train in the
    middle of the day, do we?
[13:09] Toki
    B-But we don't have much time
    left to learn from Kahvel-san!
[13:15] Kahvel
    We'll just do enough to help you digest.
[13:18] Kahvel
    Come!
[13:20] Toki
    This is it! The WonSta plan that earned the
    most mixed reviews in the game's history!

SIGN    Jaga
SIGN    I'll carve my feelings into you as a scar that'll never fade!
[13:30] Toki
    The most controversial method in
    WonSta, used by Jaga-sama...

[13:36] Toki
    Kahvel-san can just carve her love into Yotsuya
    to make sure she can leave with no regrets!
[13:42] Toki
    There is a form of love that can*
    only be expressed through combat!
[13:46] Toki
    Kahvel-san...
[13:48] Toki
    Yandere was never really my thing,
[13:50] Toki
    but this isn't so bad...
[13:52] Kahvel
    All right, let's switch now.
[13:54] Toki
    Huh?
[13:57] Toki
    No! This isn't about me!
[14:00] Kahvel
    You were the one who suggested we train!
[14:03] Toki
    No! I don't wanna get cut up!
[14:05] Kahvel
    Just a tiny little slice!
[14:06] Toki
    Yotsuya! Why are you just gawking?!
[14:11] Toki
    This is not working at all.
[14:14] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun, comfort me!
[14:18] Toki
    Tsubasa-kun...
[14:19] Bilili
    Is she really all right?
[14:22] Yotsuya
    Uh... I don't know anymore.
[14:25] Toki
    I mean, if you set flags on a character,
[14:27] Toki
    you're supposed to have an event
    ready so they can be retrieved!
[14:29] Toki
    So why is nothing happening?!
[14:33] Toki
    This piece of shit game is so messed up!
[14:36] Toki
    Put more hot guys in it!
[14:36] Yotsuya
    Yeah, she must be fine if
    she's able to complain.
[14:38] Toki
    I want one who'll call me
    "Onee-sama" at a time like this!
[14:40] Yotsuya
    Getting mad takes a lot of energy.
[14:41] Toki
    This game is just shit! Learn from WonSta!
[14:46] Shindou
    Seriously, Kusue, good job noticing that.
[14:51] Shindou
    There must be delivery companies that
    transport cargo in this world, too.
[14:57] Hako
    Yeah, this world made me jump straight
    to the idea of merchants, at first,
[15:02] Hako
    but normally, it'd be delivery
    companies that transport cargo.
[15:07] Makuah
    And it was just our luck that they
    have a monthly delivery today.
[15:13] Shindou
    Here they come!
[15:16] Shindou
    And they've got cargo!
[15:18] Shindou
    That's gotta be the one!
[15:20] Delivery Driver
    Cargo bound for Radodorbo?
[15:23] Delivery Driver
    Yes, I have some.
[15:24] Shindou
    Yes!
[15:25] Shindou
    If you don't mind, please allow
    us to escort you to Radodorbo.
[15:29] Delivery Driver
    Well, I wouldn't mind that...
[15:32] Delivery Guard
    Now, wait just a minute.
[15:34] Delivery Guard
    Heroes or not, I don't
    need any competition.
[15:39] Shindou
    We can't back down, either.
    Our lives depend on this.
[15:43] Delivery Guard
    Well, then...
[15:46] Delivery Guard
    I have no choice!
[15:58] Shindou
    Well? No choice but to do what?
[16:10] Toki
    I got myself all exhausted for nothing.
[16:13] Toki
    Is Kahvel-san gonna be able
    to retrieve her flags?
[16:31] Kahvel
    Great Hero...
[16:33] Kahvel
    Do you have a moment?
[16:36] Yotsuya
    Uh, sure.
[16:46] Yotsuya
    You're not going to sleep?
[16:48] Kahvel
    I don't need...
[16:52] Kahvel
    No, you're right.
[16:54] Yotsuya
    Uh-huh...
[17:00] Kahvel
    Great Hero...
[17:02] Kahvel
    Um, there's... there's...
[17:06] Kahvel
    There's something I've been
    wanting to tell you.
[17:11] Yotsuya
    Okay...
[17:18] Kahvel
    Thank you.
[17:21] Kahvel
    For helping me avenge Bihmsberg.
[17:27] Kahvel
    I'm deeply, deeply grateful.
[17:31] Yotsuya
    Well, I was pissed off at them, too...
[17:39] Kahvel
    I've wanted to say that all along,
[17:42] Kahvel
    but it was difficult to
    find the right timing.
[17:46] Kahvel
    I feel better.
[17:48] Kahvel
    Now I should sleep well tonight.
[17:55] Yotsuya
    She's so dutiful.
[17:58] Toki
    That was what she wanted to say?!
[18:02] Toki
    Don't be so damn misleading!
[18:08] Delivery Driver
    You really don't mind carrying
    that stuff in your wagon?
[18:12] Shindou
    Not at all.
[18:13] Shindou
    We'll get it there no matter the cost.
    You can rest easy.
[18:17] Delivery Guard
    I can't believe I get
    to travel with heroes!
[18:20] Delivery Guard
    I'll learn so much from this!
[18:22] Hako
    It's scary how much his attitude's changed.
[18:24] Shindou
    Don't worry about it.
[18:26] Shindou
    Off we go!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    Since we'll reach Radodorbo
    before the end of the day,
[18:38] Yotsuya
    I'd like to review what we're
    going to do upon arrival.
[18:42] Yotsuya
    We've prepared three different cargos.
[18:45] Yotsuya
    The first is...
[18:48] Yotsuya
    the three condemned convicts.
[18:49] Yotsuya
    If we get them to a church
    where they'll be kept safe,
[18:52] Yotsuya
    we might complete the quest.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 15 hours
[19:01] Yotsuya
    If not, we'll try the second...
[19:04] Yotsuya
    the personal effects of the
    dead kingdom soldiers.
[19:07] Yotsuya
    If we can sell them or get
    someone to accept them,
[19:10] Yotsuya
    they might be counted as "the goods."
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 14 hours
[19:18] Yotsuya
    And that leaves our third cargo.
[19:22] Toki
    Those, huh?
[19:27] Shindou
    At this pace, we should get there
    with plenty of time to spare...
[19:32] Hako
    But will helping to escort a
    delivery man really be enough?
[19:38] Shindou
    If it does work, then what did
    we go through all that for?
[19:42] Shindou
    It just seems too easy.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
[19:45] Shindou
    And we still have the
    other part of the quest.
[19:48] Hako
    Considering our pace so far,
    that'll be a close call, too.
[19:55] Both
    It's cleared?!
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.83%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 1 day, 13 hours
[20:01] Toki
    It's cleared!
[20:04] Yotsuya
    So this was it.
[20:12] Maranba Soldier 2
    To think the Kingdom of Deokk was
    carrying out such atrocities...
[20:17] Kahvel
    If you'd like more evidence
    than what we've given you,
[20:21] Kahvel
    go to the church.
    The victims are being cared for there.
[20:25] Maranba Soldier 2
    Very well.
[20:27] Maranba Soldier 2
    We truly thank you for bringing us this
    information and stopping their plans.
[20:32] Maranba Soldier 2
    But even if it serves as evidence...
[20:35] Maranba Soldier 2
    You really don't need to bring
    severed heads next time.
[20:47] Toki
    I never would've thought the kingdom
    soldiers' heads would be the right answer.
[20:51] Yotsuya
    It may have met the conditions
    to be considered "the goods,"
[20:55] Yotsuya
    but in the end, I guess it was
    all up to how the Master felt.
[20:59] Shindou
    Hey!
[21:02] Shindou
    I'm so glad we found you!
[21:08] Shindou
    In any case, we completed one quest.
[21:11] Shindou
    Good job!
[21:13] Hako
    That just leaves covering more of the map.
[21:15] Toki
    We have a day and a half left.
[21:18] Yotsuya
    Then...
[21:20] Three
    Let's split up.
[21:27] Yotsuya
    Wh-Why... do I feel like I've been
    dumped by a girl I didn't ask out?
SIGN    Heart-Racing Logout
SIGN    To: Yotsuya Yuusuke
[23:29] Seiyuu
    Do you... really think we
    should stay like this?
[23:33] Seiyuu
    Listen...
[23:35] Three
    Let's split up.
[23:35] Yotsuya
    Wait! I never asked you out!
[23:37] Yotsuya
    Where are you even filming this?!

E10 - Yotsuya Yuusuke Dies

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[00:37] Yotsuya
    I'm pretty far up now.
[00:43] Yotsuya
    How much do we have left?
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.96%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 15 hours, 14 minutes
[00:46] Yotsuya
    Oh, looking good.
[00:48] Yotsuya
    The Game Master gave us two
    quests in this fourth stage.
[00:53] Yotsuya
    "Deliver the goods to Radodorbo."
[00:55] Yotsuya
    We cleared this one when Tokitate-san and I
    brought the heads of the Deokk soldiers here.
[01:03] Yotsuya
    Then we joined Shindou-san and Hakozaki-san,
    who traveled to Radodorbo in a separate group.
[01:09] (Flashback) Shindou
    In any case, we completed one quest.
[01:12] (Flashback) Shindou
    Good job!
[01:13] (Flashback) Hako
    That just leaves covering more of the map.
[01:15] (Flashback) Toki
    We have a day and a half left.
[01:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Then...
[01:19] (Flashback) Three
    Let's split up.
[01:22] Yotsuya
    The other quest is to
    traverse 5% of the map.
[01:27] Yotsuya
    To work more efficiently,
[01:28] Yotsuya
    we decided to split up and
    cover ground separately.
[01:35] Yotsuya
    At this pace, we'll get it
    done with time to spare.
[01:38] Yotsuya
    All right!
[01:43] Yotsuya
    Snow?
[03:58] Makuah
    We might want to postpone our
    departure for a few days.
[04:03] Makuah
    The locals say they're expecting
    a nasty blizzard tonight.
[04:07] Makuah
    Apparently, this area has a
    somewhat unique climate.
[04:11] Kahvel
    I see.
[04:12] Makuah
    I hope the heroes are all right.
[04:15] Makuah
    They say it gets particularly
    rough in the mountains.
[04:26] (Flashback) Kahvel
    There you are.
[04:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san.
[04:41] (Flashback) Kahvel
    You're leaving already?
[04:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    We still have a quest to finish.
[04:47] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Then I suppose this is goodbye.
[04:49] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[04:52] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Good work. Thanks for everything.
[05:01] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Well, take care, Kahvel-san.
[05:10] (Flashback) Kahvel
    Farewell, solitary hero.
[05:25] Makuah
    Captain? Captain?
[05:29] Makuah
    Is something wrong?
[05:30] Kahvel
    Ah, no, nothing.
[05:33] Kahvel
    We'll postpone our departure.
[05:35] Kahvel
    It will give us a chance to
    rest before returning home.
[05:38] Makuah
    Makuah, you should take
    some time to relax, too.
[05:41] Makuah
    I will. Thank you.
[05:54] Kahvel
    "So this is to be my final stop,
[05:57] Kahvel
    where I will die before I have
    a chance to become anything?"
[06:01] Kahvel
    That's what I thought back then.
[06:05] Kahvel
    But it would seem that my battle continues.
[06:10] Kahvel
    I am a knight.
    My home is on the battlefield.
[06:16] Kahvel
    And that...
[06:18] Kahvel
    was just a moment's...
[06:24] Kahvel
    Great Hero, please be well.
[06:35] Yotsuya
    Oh, I can use this...
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Gloves
SIGN    Farmer Boots
SIGN    Farmer Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Chef Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Clothes
[06:37] Yotsuya
    I can choose this stuff, too?
SIGN    Farmer Boots
SIGN    Farmer Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Chef Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Clothes
SIGN    Chef Hat
SIGN    Farmer Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Chef Clothes (Top)
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Clothes
SIGN    Chef Hat
SIGN    Wizard (Creature) Accessory
[06:43] Yotsuya
    It's nice that I can equip
    multiple items at once
[06:46] Yotsuya
    as long as it's physically
    possible to layer them.
[06:50] Yotsuya
    Good thing I changed jobs all those times.
[06:56] Yotsuya
    Okay, this is not such a good thing!
[06:58] Yotsuya
    I thought all we had to do*
    was walk around on the map!
[07:01] Yotsuya
    I didn't know it was programmed
    for this to happen!
[07:04] Yotsuya
    But seriously, is this for real?
[07:07] Yotsuya
    Damn it. It's getting dark, too.
[07:10] Yotsuya
    The temperature just keeps dropping.
[07:13] Yotsuya
    Wait... could I actually
    freeze to death out here?
[07:17] Yotsuya
    And if I did, would I be able to revive?
[07:21] Yotsuya
    No...
[07:22] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san and Hakozaki-san couldn't
    revive when the troll ate them.
[07:28] Yotsuya
    So you can't revive if you're not in an
    environment where you could survive?
[07:33] Yotsuya
    If I freeze to death,
[07:35] Yotsuya
    and my body temperature is still
    just as low after reviving...
[07:41] Yotsuya
    I'll do some knee lifts to
    raise my body temperature.
[07:49] Yotsuya
    Hey, this could work.
[07:58] Toki
    This seriously sucks.
[08:00] Toki
    A sudden blizzard event isn't
    gonna make anyone happy!
[08:04] Toki
    If there's gotta be an event,
    give me some hot guys!
[08:07] Toki
    Give me a prince on a white horse!
[08:10] Toki
    Just the two of us, snowed in.
[08:15] Toki
    We lean close together to
    warm our bodies and hearts.
[08:21] Toki
    If I'm gonna die, let me die of squee!
[08:27] Toki
    S-S-Sorry!
[08:31] Toki
    Are the other three even
    able to walk in this?
[08:35] Toki
    What if they're resting?
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.98%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 12 hours
[08:38] Toki
    For real?
[08:40] Toki
    So if I'm the only one slacking
    off, it's gonna be obvious.
[08:46] Toki
    So cold... If I stop moving,
    I'm literally gonna die!
[08:51] Toki
    Cold, cold, cold...
[08:53] Toki
    I wanna see Tsubasa-kyun...
    I wanna see Tsubasa-kyun...
[08:55] Toki
    I wanna see Tsubasa-kyun!
[09:10] Hako
    This is killing me... I think
    my heart's about to explode...
[09:15] Hako
    But...
[09:17] Hako
    I made my decision.
[09:18] Hako
    When I first came to this world, I was...
[09:22] (Flashback) GM
    Hakozaki Kusue.
SIGN    Warrior (Sword)
SIGN    Warrior (Spear)
[09:28] (Flashback) GM
    Warrior (Sword).
[09:32] (Flashback) Shindou
    Yes! I got a Warrior!
[09:37] (Flashback) Shindou
    I finally have someone on my side.
[09:42] (Flashback) Shindou
    I'm glad to have you here, Kusue.
[09:46] (Flashback) Hako
    Um...
[09:48] (Flashback) Shindou
    You might have no idea what's going on now,
[09:50] (Flashback) Shindou
    but let's both do our best.
[09:52] (Flashback) Shindou
    I'll do whatever I can to back you up.
[09:56] (Flashback) Hako
    S-Same to you.
[09:59] (Flashback) Hako
    I'm glad we're in this together.
[10:00] Hako
    When I first came to this world,
    I was actually kind of happy.
[10:07] Hako
    A lot of scary things happened, but...
[10:11] Hako
    I had a healthy body that let me
    be as active as everyone else,
[10:15] Hako
    and above all...
[10:17] (Flashback) Shindou
    We managed to beat it.
[10:19] (Flashback) Hako
    I'm sorry... I couldn't
    do anything to help...
[10:24] (Flashback) Shindou
    No, it's okay.
[10:26] (Flashback) Shindou
    I'm just glad the second
    player was someone I knew.
[10:29] (Flashback) Shindou
    Right now, that's enough for me.
[10:31] (Flashback) Hako
    Shindou-san?
[10:34] (Flashback) Shindou
    Sorry... Just let me stay like
    this for a minute, okay?
[10:39] (Flashback) Hako
    Okay... Sure.
[10:43] Hako
    I was happy that even I could
    be of use to someone.
[10:49] Hako
    Even if only a little...
[10:51] Hako
    If I could help someone else
[10:53] Hako
    when I never could before...
[10:57] Hako
    I won't give up.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 258 0 l 258 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    ►New data is added to the map starting with
    the immediate 50-meter radius around the
    player.
    
    ►Once new data has been added, it is
    recorded permanently and remains even
    after the quest is cleared, but the
    appearance of towns and geographical
    features may change over time.
[11:21] Shindou
    Ugh, it's so cold...
[11:27] Shindou
    I've been walking almost
    nonstop since yesterday,
[11:30] Shindou
    and now it's snowing on top of
    that? You can't be serious!
[11:33] Shindou
    Even if this is the fourth stage,
[11:36] Shindou
    this quest is way too hard!
[11:50] Shindou
    It's so quiet.
[11:52] Shindou
    Come to think of it, I haven't been
    alone in this world for a long time.
[11:59] (Flashback) Shindou
    Huh? What does that mean?
SIGN    Defeat 1 Goblin
    
    (Time limit: 3 days)
[12:02] (Flashback) GM
    You will need to complete this que.
[12:05] (Flashback) Shindou
    What is this place, anyway?
[12:07] (Flashback) Shindou
    Where are the girls who were
    with me? Where are my friends?
[12:10] (Flashback) GM
    The only one here is you.
    Your friends are not pres.
[12:14] (Flashback) Shindou
    What?
[12:16] Shindou
    When I first came to this world,
[12:18] Shindou
    everything I had worked to accomplish
[12:22] Shindou
    was taken from me.
[12:25] Shindou
    The ones who had always been
    on my side were my friends.
[12:30] Shindou
    I learned that friends give you strength.
[12:34] Shindou
    I thought as long as I was
    someone that others needed,
[12:39] Shindou
    I wouldn't turn out like that.
[12:43] Shindou
    That's why I worked so hard.
[12:47] Shindou
    Only I could be responsible
    for changing my own world.
[12:58] Shindou
    And everything I finally gained
    after all that hard work...
[13:07] Shindou
    But in that moment...
[13:14] Shindou
    It sure was tough back then. I mean...
[13:17] (Flashback) Shindou
    I don't... I don't want to
    die in this garbage world.
[13:23] (Flashback) Shindou
    No matter what.
[13:26] (Flashback) Shindou
    So, Yotsuya-kun...
[13:31] (Flashback) Shindou
    I need your strength in this world
    that has stripped me down to nothing.
[13:36] (Flashback) Shindou
    Please help me.
[13:39] Shindou
    I was really backed against a wall.
[13:41] Shindou
    But...
[14:01] Shindou
    I can still keep working hard.
[14:05] Shindou
    I can't die here!
[14:17] Hako
    So heavy... My legs, my arms...
[14:21] Hako
    I'm going numb...
[14:23] Hako
    But I have to keep going.
[14:25] Hako
    I wonder where I am... How much is left?
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.991%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 8 hours
[14:34] Hako
    Oh, good... We're all making progress...
[14:38] Hako
    Just a... little more...
[14:56] Hako
    No... I can't...
[15:00] Hako
    I don't want... to give up...
[15:03] Hako
    No... I can't...
[15:06] Hako
    I don't want... to die... here...
[15:23] Shindou
    What is this?
[15:36] Shindou
    This is...
[15:38] Shindou
    To hell with this!
[15:44] Yotsuya
    Damn, damn, damn...
[15:46] Yotsuya
    This is getting seriously bad.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.992%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 6 hours
[15:49] Yotsuya
    No one's moved at all for a while now.
[15:52] Yotsuya
    I can't blame them.
    Shindou-san and I are one thing,
[15:55] Yotsuya
    but Hakozaki-san and Tokitate-san
    don't have any decent gear.
[15:59] Yotsuya
    From the moment this started,
    I expected that.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.992%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 6 hours
[16:03] Yotsuya
    Still another nine...
    no, ten kilometers to go...
[16:06] Yotsuya
    Ten kilometers in these conditions?
[16:09] Yotsuya
    Can we pull it off in six hours?
[16:15] Yotsuya
    Damn it...
[16:17] Yotsuya
    I shouldn't have done those knee lifts!
[16:21] Yotsuya
    We're fine as long as just
    one of us survives.
[16:25] Yotsuya
    That's the rule.
[16:27] Yotsuya
    But...
[16:29] Yotsuya
    If I die here, my body
    temperature will drop so low
[16:33] Yotsuya
    that I won't be able to revive.
[16:36] Yotsuya
    This isn't the same as the other quests
    where we could revive over and over.
[16:43] Yotsuya
    The damage is too much,
    both physically and mentally.
[16:53] Yotsuya
    To avoid freezing to death,
[16:55] Yotsuya
    it'd be best to dig out a shelter
    and wait for the storm to pass.
[16:59] Yotsuya
    But if I stop moving with
    only six hours left...
[17:04] Yotsuya
    We're all dead.
[17:12] Yotsuya
    What was that?
[17:49] Yotsuya
    A monster's attacking me right now?!
[17:53] Yotsuya
    Unbelievable! This is beyond impossible!
[17:56] Yotsuya
    And running away...
[18:00] Yotsuya
    won't work, huh?
[18:32] Yotsuya
    Okay.
[18:34] Yotsuya
    Bring it!
[18:56] Yotsuya
    That was getting pretty dicey.
[18:58] Yotsuya
    If this thing had been just
    a little bit stronger...
[19:01] Yotsuya
    And attacking me in a blizzard like this?
[19:05] Yotsuya
    It must've really been hungry.
[19:18] Yotsuya
    It had babies?
[19:20] Yotsuya
    Monsters are living things, too.
[19:22] Yotsuya
    Am I supposed to feel bad for doing
    something so awful to them?
[19:29] Yotsuya
    If they're left alone,
    they'll either starve or freeze to death.
[19:33] Yotsuya
    But that's none of my concern.
[19:38] Yotsuya
    They're just virtual, after all.
[19:55] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[19:57] Yotsuya
    How far have I gone?
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.993%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 5 hours
[19:59] Yotsuya
    Five hours left...
[20:07] Yotsuya
    There's one thing I've
    made up my mind about...
[20:11] (Flashback) Hako
    So... I want to help everyone
    now, while I'm healthy...
[20:15] (Flashback) Hako
    That's why I...
[20:20] Yotsuya
    And it's where I stand
    compared to everyone else.
[20:22] (Flashback) Shindou
    Please help me.
[20:25] Yotsuya
    I consider all life to
    be not equal, but fair.
[20:31] Yotsuya
    If there's anyone worth more than me,
[20:34] Yotsuya
    or anyone stronger than me...
[20:36] Yotsuya
    I won't let them die.
[20:41] Yotsuya
    If we can't clear this quest,
    we'll all die in the real world.
[20:47] Yotsuya
    Why us? Why here?
[20:51] Yotsuya
    Why are we being forced to do all this?
[20:54] Yotsuya
    If I don't even know that yet...
[20:56] Yotsuya
    Like hell I'm gonna die!
[21:01] Yotsuya
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[21:05] Yotsuya
    If I die right now...
[21:11] Yotsuya
    We're all...
[21:14] Yotsuya
    gonna die...
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke Dies
[23:10] Liyuu
    Hi, everyone watching Million Lives!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 40 l 0 40
SIGN    Ending Theme Artist
    Liyuu
[23:12] Liyuu
    I'm Liyuu!
[23:13] Liyuu
    What do you think of the ending
    theme I sang, "Carpe Diem"?
[23:18] Liyuu
    It's a fantastic song, so I
    really hope you all like it.
SIGN    TV Anime I'm Standing on a Million Lives original made-to-order snowboarding gear to be sold!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 578 0 l 578 55 l 0 55
[23:23] Liyuu
    Also, notice this coat I'm wearing?
[23:26] Liyuu
    When you turn it inside-out,
    you turn into the Game Master!
[23:28] ---
    m 0 0 l 466 0 l 466 55 l 0 55
SIGN    Check the official Million Lives homepage for details!
[23:30] Liyuu
    Awesome, right?
[23:32] Liyuu
    And that's it! This has been Liyuu!
[23:35] Liyuu
    Bye-bye!

E11 - Majiha Forever

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[00:24] Devil King
    You will feel my power!
[00:26] Devil King
    Darkness Thunder!
[00:39] Devil King
    Majiha Pink, there is no light
    of hope remaining for you!
[00:45] Pink
    You're wrong!
[00:47] Devil King
    Behold!
[00:59] Pink
    Majiha Purple!
[01:00] Pink
    Basashi! Gyuusashi!
[01:02] Devil King
    Do you still wish to continue?
[01:05] Devil King
    Give it up!
[01:07] Devil King
    It's over!
[01:12] Devil King
    I, Demon King Lukifel, will rule this
    world with the darkness of despair.
[01:18] Devil King
    This is the beginning of
    the darkest of nights,
[01:20] Devil King
    in which I suck up the dreams of
    all children around the world!
[01:31] Pink
    I won't give up.
[01:42] Pink
    I won't let you do that.
[01:46] Pink
    No matter what happens, I...
[01:49] Pink
    We, the Majiha Sisters, will never give up!
[02:10] Pink
    Because we believe in the future!
[02:18] Pink
    I can feel you, Majiha Purple.
[02:22] Pink
    We believe in love!
[02:27] Pink
    The light of hope will never disappear.
[02:29] Pink
    It's always burning...
[02:31] Both
    ...right here!
[02:34] Purple
    With my crimson flame...
[02:35] Pink
    ...I will burn all!
[02:38] Pink
    Majiha Fire!
SIGN    Maji
SIGN    We Are the
    Majiha Knights!
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SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Majiha Forever
[04:23] Pink & Purple
    "Majiha Forever."
[04:28] Toki
    When I was little,
[04:29] Toki
    the Majiha Sisters were my role models.
[04:33] Toki
    Love and friendship, courage and hope...
[04:36] Toki
    I believed that if I had those, I could be
    an awesome magical girl and save the world.
[04:42] Toki
    Majiha... Fire.
[04:46] Toki
    Of course... there's no
    way I could ever be one.
[04:51] Toki
    I knew my own limitations.
[04:57] Toki
    I protected myself by hanging out
    with people who were stronger.
SIGN    A girl who puts on a nice act around boys!!
[05:02] Toki
    I talked trash about them
    behind their backs,
[05:05] Toki
    but when we ended up with a common enemy,
[05:07] Toki
    I'd cling to them.
[05:12] Toki
    They all did the same thing...
[05:14] Toki
    so I didn't have any right to complain.
[05:18] Toki
    You've gotta be able to
    read the room to get by.
[05:21] Toki
    What's so wrong about that?
[05:24] Toki
    Like I could ever be a magical
    girl of love and hope.
[05:55] Yotsuya
    I... revived?
[05:59] Yotsuya
    When that happened,
    I was sure it was all over.
[06:06] Yotsuya
    Where am I?
[06:15] Yotsuya
    So falling down here and dying
[06:18] Yotsuya
    allowed me to maintain my body
    heat so I could revive?
[06:23] Yotsuya
    Is this a secret dungeon?
[06:26] Yotsuya
    Interesting.
[06:32] Yotsuya
    Wasn't expecting to find a place like
    this in the mountains, though.
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.993%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 5 hours
[06:49] Yotsuya
    I don't know how far this thing
    goes, but if I keep moving,
[06:54] Yotsuya
    we should make it!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
[07:01] Hako
    No... Why?
[07:04] Hako
    Come on, wake up!
[07:08] Hako
    Please...
[07:10] Hako
    I'm begging you!
[07:11] Hako
    Please don't die out here!
[07:15] Shindou
    Crap! I completely spaced
    out for a second...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[07:20] Shindou
    Kusue?
[07:23] Shindou
    I'm completing this garbage quest
    if it's the last thing I do!
[07:31] Shindou
    I should've been verifying my direction
    like this from the start.
[07:35] Shindou
    The wind has calmed down a lot.
[07:37] Shindou
    Honestly, walking is still tiring
    me out just as much, but still...
[07:45] Shindou
    Oh, thank God! A village!
[07:51] Shindou
    It really is a village!
[07:53] Shindou
    If I can make it there,
    I should be able to borrow
[07:55] Shindou
    a carriage or sleigh or something
    that's faster than walking!
[07:59] Shindou
    Hang tight, Kusue.
    I'll bring you back in no time!
[08:10] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun and Yuka-san
    are still alive, too.
[08:16] Shindou
    Almost there... almost there...
[08:21] Shindou
    If we all keep trying...
[08:33] Shindou
    You've gotta be kidding me!
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[08:47] Yotsuya
    Seriously?
[08:49] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san...
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.994%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 3 hours
[08:50] Yotsuya
    She had stopped at one point,
[08:52] Yotsuya
    but after that, it seemed like
    she was making progress again.
[08:55] Yotsuya
    Frankly, I was kinda counting on her.
[08:57] Yotsuya
    Now, of all times?
[09:01] Yotsuya
    I'll have to go back and try another route.
[09:12] Yotsuya
    Damn it.
[09:17] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[09:31] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[09:33] Yotsuya
    It's a dead end!
[09:35] Yotsuya
    This is beyond impossible!
[09:39] Yotsuya
    Crap! An earthquake?!
[10:09] Yotsuya
    Oh, come on...
[10:11] Yotsuya
    Looks like earthworms here
    eat dirt to survive, too,
[10:15] Yotsuya
    just like the ones in our world.
[10:18] Yotsuya
    Not only that, but it's moving in
    a direction I haven't gone yet.
[10:22] Yotsuya
    It poses no threat.
[10:23] Yotsuya
    Given the circumstances,
    I'm damn glad to see it, but...
[10:29] Yotsuya
    It's so slow.
[10:31] Yotsuya
    What is this guy's speed, anyway?
[10:33] Yotsuya
    But I can't get back to the surface now.
[10:35] Yotsuya
    All I can do is trust this
    guy to do the work.
[10:38] Yotsuya
    Hey! Could you pick up the pace a little?
[10:41] Yotsuya
    I don't have much time!
[10:44] Yotsuya
    Hey, nice! Not bad, Wormtarou!
[10:48] Yotsuya
    That's a good boy!
    Just keep plowing through!
[10:57] Yotsuya
    There's a Jirou?!
[10:59] Yotsuya
    Hey! Don't try to take over Tarou's tunnel!
[11:01] Yotsuya
    There's no dirt left for
    you to eat, anyway!
[11:09] Yotsuya
    You want to eat... me?!
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SIGN    
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    ►Though it's aimed at young girls, it is renowned for
    its high animation quality. The battle scene with
    King Lukifel in episode 49 of We Are the
    Majiha Knights
, the first encounter with Ouroboros
    in episode 14 of Go! Majiha Super Express!, and
    several other notable scenes display surprisingly
    impressive artwork.
[11:30] Toki
    I seriously can't believe this!
[11:32] Toki
    How are Yotsuya and I the only
    ones left at a time like this?
[11:36] Toki
    Iu-san and Kusue-san's revival
    gauges are still stuck at zero...
[11:40] Toki
    Ugh!
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[11:41] Toki
    Is this thing even possible?
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[11:44] Toki
    What?!
[11:45] Toki
    No way...
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
[11:46] Toki
    What is this?
[11:53] Toki
    Oh, no...
[11:54] Toki
    Both my mind and my body
    are frozen stiff...
[12:01] Toki
    Huh?
[12:04] Toki
    I think... I feel relieved?
[12:07] Toki
    Oh, I get it.
[12:08] Toki
    All this time, I've been wanting
    an excuse to give up.
[12:12] Toki
    I don't want to die,
[12:15] Toki
    but no one can complain if everyone
    else died before me, right?
[12:19] Toki
    And there's no way I can
    finish this on my own.
[12:22] Toki
    I don't have to push myself any farther.
[12:26] Toki
    Wow... Dying the easy way is... so easy...
[12:34] Purple
    Look at you, giving up now!
[12:36] Toki
    Huh?
[12:38] Purple
    Why are you just lying there, Majiha Pink?!
[12:42] Toki
    Majiha... Purple?
[12:45] Toki
    No, this is a dream.
[12:47] Toki
    My dying wish to meet them...
[12:50] Toki
    A delusion... A vision in
    the guise of a delusion...
[12:55] Purple
    Majiha Pink!
[12:57] Toki
    You mean... me?
[13:01] Purple
    Whenever you watched us all these
    years, what did you see?
[13:06] Purple
    When the first Majiha Pink was defeated
[13:08] Purple
    by King Lukifel's Darkness Thunder in
    her final episode, what happened next?
[13:13] Toki
    I remember.
[13:15] (Flashback) Pink1
    We...
[13:16] Purple
    When the second Majiha Pink was defeated
[13:19] Purple
    by Ouroboros's Energy Stream in her
    final episode, what happened next?
[13:22] Toki
    I remember.
[13:24] (Flashback) Pink2
    ...give up!
[13:25] Purple
    When the third Majiha Pink was defeated
[13:27] Purple
    by Gorgon's Stone Eyes in her final
    episode, what happened next?
[13:31] Toki
    I saw all of them.
[13:31] (Flashback) Pink3
    ...give up!
[13:32] Toki
    So I remember it all!
[13:35] Purple
    I'll ask you one more time!
[13:36] Purple
    When you watched us all these
    years, what did you see?
[13:40] Purple
    Answer me!
[13:41] Toki
    The Majiha Sisters...
[13:43] Toki
    ...always...
[13:45] (Flashback) Pink123
    For the love and hope of all
    children around the world...
[13:49] Toki
    ...stood back up!
[14:01] Toki
    With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
[14:04] Toki
    Majiha Fire!
[14:31] Hako
    Yuka-san...
[14:41] Tsubasa
    Quickly, come this way.
[14:48] Tsubasa
    I love your smile, Onee-sama.
[14:51] Tokia
    Tsu... Tsubasa-kyun...
[14:54] Pink1
    Come on, almost there!
[14:55] Pink2
    Keep it up!
[14:56] Pink3
    Fight on!
[14:58] Purple
    I know you can do it.
[15:00] Toki
    So happy...
[15:07] Toki
    I won't give up.
[15:10] Toki
    I'm a magical girl... after... all...
[15:14] Fahtina
    If you sleep now, you'll die.
[15:28] Fahtina
    You're a player, right?
[15:30] Fahtina
    I'll give you a ride, if you'd like.
[15:34] Fahtina
    C'mon.
[15:44] Fahtina
    Wow, you're on the fourth stage?
[15:46] Fahtina
    Rotten luck, getting hit with
    this snow on your first quest.
[15:49] Toki
    Yeah...
[15:50] Fahtina
    So, which way do you want to go?
[15:53] Toki
    Oh, right...
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.996%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    Time remaining: approx. 3 minutes
[15:57] Toki
    No way!
[15:58] Toki
    We're never gonna make it now!
[16:01] Fahtina
    You're in a hurry?
[16:05] Toki
    It can't be!
[16:07] Fahtina
    Okay. Big hurry. Got it.
[16:10] Fahtina
    Better hold on tight, then.
[16:11] Toki
    Huh?
[16:12] Fahtina
    We're speeding up!
[16:13] Fahtina
    Wind spirit, Sylphede, lend me your power.
[16:18] Fahtina
    In the name of the magic
    user Fahtina! Come, wind!
[16:23] Toki
    Huh?!
[16:24] Fahtina
    How's this work for you?
[16:26] Toki
    U-Uh... are you a player, too?
[16:29] Fahtina
    Nope, not me.
[16:31] Fahtina
    I'm just a magic user, that's all.
[16:33] Toki
    A magic user?
[16:36] Fahtina
    Come, wind!
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.996%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
[16:44] Toki
    Please! We're so close!
[16:49] Fahtina
    Wind, bestow your blessing upon this hero!
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.996%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.997%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.998%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
SIGN    ►Traverse 5% of the map (currently 4.999%)
SIGN    ►Deliver the goods to Radodorbo
[17:12] Shindou
    Huh? N-No way... We're alive?
[17:16] Shindou
    Wait, what happened there at the end?
[17:18] Shindou
    Who finished the quest?
[17:22] Yotsuya
    You're kidding!
[17:23] Hako
    Yuka-san!
[17:25] Toki
    Th-This is...
[17:27] Toki
    my chance to take all
    the credit for myself!
[17:30] Toki
    If I make them owe me one now...
[17:32] GM
    Excellent wor.
[17:34] Toki
    Damn it! Don't show up behind me!
[17:36] GM
    As your reward for completing the
    quest, you may ask one question.
[17:40] Toki
    Why is one question all I get for
    everything I just went through?!
[17:43] Toki
    Is that your question?
[17:46] Toki
    No, no! Gimme a second!
[17:48] Toki
    Now that I think about it,
[17:49] Toki
    the quest might have been set up so that
    girl would bail me out at the last minute...
[17:54] Toki
    We were seriously just seconds from death.
[17:57] Toki
    Who was that magic user?
[18:00] Toki
    No, I won't ask that.
    I can't waste this question.
[18:08] Toki
    This world...
[18:10] Toki
    This world is actually virtual...
[18:13] Toki
    like, virtual reality, right?
[18:20] GM
    Parallel worlds.
[18:22] GM
    There is a concept by that na.
[18:27] Yotsuya
    Parallel worlds?
[18:28] GM
    Say, for example,
    that there is an intersection,
SIGN    Parallel World
SIGN    Reality
    Observed World
[18:31] GM
    and there is a you who
    follows the right path...
[18:33] GM
    as well as a you in a world based on
    different possibilities who goes left.
[18:39] GM
    The you in the world based on different
    possibilities who goes left
[18:44] GM
    exists in a parallel wor.
SIGN    Time
SIGN    Future← →Past
[18:46] GM
    For that reason,
    every time we make a decision,
[18:51] GM
    the potential number of parallel worlds in
    the universe increases in a branching struc.
SIGN    Number of Parallel Worlds
[18:55] Yotsuya
    I guess that does make logical sense.
[18:58] GM
    Now, what if the me who went
    left died in an accident?
[19:05] GM
    In a parallel world, I would not have di.
[19:09] GM
    So what if that decision was made not
    today, but three years from now?
[19:14] GM
    Among the parallel worlds,
[19:16] GM
    there would exist a world in
    which I died in an accid.
[19:21] GM
    And what if the decision was an action
    taken by your parents twenty years ago?
[19:27] GM
    Among the parallel worlds,
[19:28] GM
    there would be one in which
    your parents died twenty years ag.
SIGN    Nonexistent
[19:32] GM
    Naturally, that means
    you would not be born.
[19:36] GM
    In this way, parallel worlds become
    more and more unrealistic
[19:40] GM
    the farther they branch out from
    the past from which they origina.
[19:43] GM
    This branching
[19:45] GM
    has been repeating eternally
    since the birth of the univer.
[19:50] Yotsuya
    Does that mean the number of parallel
    worlds is basically infinite?
[19:55] GM
    We are capable of using special methods
[19:58] GM
    to observe and travel between parallel
    worlds that meet a certain conditio.
[20:04] GM
    The condition is that the worlds
    exist on a similar wavelength.
[20:08] GM
    Which means that world is...
[20:10] GM
    a world that branched off
    4.6 billion years ago,
[20:13] GM
    where a sentient race identical
    to humans came to exist
[20:17] GM
    and lived through a history
    similar to human history.
[20:20] GM
    It is an Earth based on different possibil.
[20:23] Yotsuya
    What does that mean?!
[20:26] GM
    You do not have the right to ask a ques.
[20:31] GM
    Of course, the name of the planet,
    the things it is made of,
[20:35] GM
    and its terrain are diff.
[20:36] GM
    But it is not a virtual realit.
[20:40] GM
    It is a planet that exists in the same
    place as Earth in a parallel wor.
[20:45] GM
    If anything, you are the only things
    in this world that are virtu.
[20:49] Shindou
    We're virtual?
[20:50] Hako
    Well, I guess if we weren't,
    we couldn't come back from the dead.
[20:54] Shindou
    True.
[20:56] GM
    Which means all of the
    other things there...
[20:59] GM
    the sky, the seas, the land,
[21:02] GM
    the creatures living there,
    and the humans...
[21:05] GM
    are all perfectly real,
    flesh-and-blood beings in realit.
[21:15] Yotsuya
    So the people in this
    world aren't virtual...
[21:17] Yotsuya
    They're Earthlings that just
    exist in a parallel reality?
[21:35] Yotsuya
    I... killed a man...
SIGN    Subquest
    
    Transform into Majiha!
[23:09] GM
    Turn into Majiha charact!
[23:13] Kahvel
    King Deokk! I will avenge Bihmsberg!
[23:17] Shindou
    Majiha Knight...
[23:18] All
    ...Illumination!
[23:24] Toki
    With my crimson flame, I will burn all!
[23:26] All
    Majiha...
[23:27] All
    Miracle Fire!
[23:32] Toki
    Just a dream...
[23:34] Toki
    If only a Majiha would come to me now...
[23:36] Yotsuya
    You called?
[23:38] Toki
    Not for you!

E12 - A Murderer's Summer

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[00:00] (Flashback) GM
    But it is not a virtual realit.
[00:04] (Flashback) GM
    It is a planet that exists in the same
    place as Earth in a parallel wor.
[00:12] Yotsuya
    So the people in this
    world aren't virtual...
[00:15] Yotsuya
    They're Earthlings that just
    exist in a parallel reality?
[00:29] Yotsuya
    I... killed a man...
[00:44] Yotsuya
    Seriously?
SIGN    Play Games
SIGN    Camera
SIGN    WonSta
[00:51] Yotsuya
    Did I really... kill a person?
[00:57] Yotsuya
    Shit...
[01:04] Yotsuya
    I hate people.
[01:12] Yotsuya
    I always wished they'd all just die...
[01:18] Yotsuya
    But after killing just one,
[01:21] Yotsuya
    my heart won't stop pounding.
[01:24] Yotsuya
    Like a roller coaster...
    no, maybe more like skydiving...
[01:40] Yotsuya
    There's no turning back.
[01:44] Yotsuya
    I didn't even have any intention
    of starting now...
[01:56] Yotsuya
    I'm falling.
SIGN    A Murderer's Summer
[03:45] Boy A
    Hey, pass it!
[03:49] Boy A
    Hey!
[03:50] Nomura
    Who even gave him the ball?
[03:53] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[04:00] Boy A
    Wow...
[04:00] Girl A
    Here!
[04:01] Boy A
    I know. Was he always that
    good at sports and stuff?
[04:01] Girl B
    There!
[04:03] Girl B
    There!
[04:06] Hako
    Oops, sorry!
[04:12] Shindou
    No worries.
[04:16] Shindou
    It's amazing enough that you don't
    have to just watch anymore.
[04:19] Hako
    I guess I've gained a little more stamina.
[04:22] Shindou
    I feel a little lighter
    than I did before, too.
[04:26] Shindou
    Maybe all that leveling up
    in the other world helped?
[04:29] Hako
    Maybe.
[04:30] Girl A
    Here!
[04:30] Hako
    It's not as if I actually
    got over my illness.
[04:32] Girl A
    Here!
[04:33] Hako
    Running in this world still wears me out.
[04:35] Girl A
    Here!
[04:36] Shindou
    Man, I wish I'd felt like
    this before my tournament.
[04:37] Girl A
    Here!
[04:42] Hako
    Does Yotsuya-kun know all
    that stuff about statuses?
[04:47] Shindou
    I haven't talked to him since then.
[04:49] Shindou
    I just... can't bring myself to.
[04:52] Hako
    Yeah...
[05:01] (Flashback) Shindou
    Yuka-san? Yuka-san!
[05:03] (Flashback) Toki
    Huh?
[05:04] (Flashback) Shindou
    What's up with Yotsuya-kun?
[05:06] (Flashback) Yuka
    Huh? Oh...
[05:08] (Flashback) Toki
    I guess we didn't tell you
    everything that happened
[05:10] (Flashback) Toki
    when we saved the Arteros followers.
[05:15] (Flashback) Toki
    He... killed a man.
SIGN    And then?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Yukarion
SIGN    And then he lit the fire...
    and burned him alive
SIGN    Yukarion
SIGN    And then he lit the fire...
    and burned him alive
SIGN    Are you serious?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Are you serious?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Yukarion
SIGN    I saw it with my own eyes,
    and honestly, it freaked me out
[05:31] Nomura
    Hey, Yotsuya!
[05:34] Nomura
    You need to pass it around more.
[05:38] Boy A
    Why's he so full of himself
    all of a sudden?
[05:43] Shindou
    Yeah... it's gotta be hard on him.
[05:52] Boy A
    For real?
[05:53] Nomura
    Yeah, for real!
[05:59] Yotsuya
    I mean... I was the only
    one who killed anybody.
[06:06] Yotsuya
    Who are you?
[06:16] Yotsuya
    Who are you?
[06:21] Boy C
    No, I know that's what it was!
[06:24] Girl A
    It was not. C'mon, give it a rest.
[06:27] Girl A
    I told you, it wasn't like that!
[06:28] Yotsuya
    I hate this city.
[06:29] Boy C
    Did you?
[06:31] Girl A
    Yes, I did!
SIGN    New Mail
SIGN    Game Master
[06:37] Yotsuya
    Game Master?
[06:39] Yotsuya
    A mission? Wait, it's just me again?
[06:47] Yotsuya
    Well, it's not like I can
    run away from this now.
SIGN    New Mail
SIGN    Game Master
SIGN    Now that you've killed someone,
    what are your honest feelings?
[07:10] Yotsuya
    What the hell was that?!
[07:16] Yotsuya
    Was my killing someone
    part of the design, too?
[07:20] Yotsuya
    But I mean... that was...
[07:24] Yotsuya
    without a doubt...
[07:29] Yotsuya
    my own decision.
[07:32] Yotsuya
    Because I believed it was
    virtual... I was convinced...
[07:37] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[07:53] Young Girl
    Hi.
[07:54] Yotsuya
    Who are you?!
[07:55] Young Girl
    You know...
[07:57] Young Girl
    You should reply to my email.
[07:59] Yotsuya
    Huh? Email? Reply?
SIGN    New Mail
SIGN    Game Master
[08:03] Yotsuya
    Wait, are you...
[08:05] Yotsuya
    The Master?! Or someone
    else from the future?!
[08:10] Yotsuya
    Which is it?
[08:12] Young Girl
    You do not have the right to ask a ques.
[08:15] Yotsuya
    I knew it! You are the Master!
[08:18] Yotsuya
    And you're just...
    talking to me like it's normal.
[08:24] Yotsuya
    So... uh...
[08:26] Yotsuya
    I half thought of them as being included
    among the people I wished would die.
[08:35] Yotsuya
    They were...
[08:37] Yotsuya
    planning to kill some innocent religious
    people just to set an example.
[08:42] Yotsuya
    On top of that, they tricked
    us and tried to kill us.
[08:47] Yotsuya
    To me, that makes them undeniably evil.
[08:52] Yotsuya
    But... the other half is different.
[08:55] Yotsuya
    They believed what they
    were doing was right.
[09:00] Yotsuya
    So—
[09:00] Young Girl
    And?
[09:02] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[09:04] Young Girl
    Answer my question.
[09:09] Yotsuya
    I feel like killing him was a mistake.
[09:12] Yotsuya
    If I'd known the truth, I wouldn't
    have wanted to do it.
[09:15] Yotsuya
    Okay. I'm done.
[09:18] Young Girl
    That's it?
[09:21] Yotsuya
    That's it. I have nothing more to say.
[09:26] Young Girl
    I see.
[09:29] Young Girl
    Then why don't I tell you
    about the next new player?
[09:33] Yotsuya
    Really?
[09:34] Young Girl
    Just like last time,
    there's someone I want you to meet.
[09:38] Yotsuya
    Speaking of, what was up with that
    order to hit on Tokitate-san, anyway?
[09:43] Young Girl
    You do not have the right to ask a ques.
[09:46] Young Girl
    Remember what I told you then?
    It meant what it said.
[09:49] Yotsuya
    Wait, what did it say again?
[09:51] Yotsuya
    To save her from the restroom
    so I could hit on her...
[09:54] Yotsuya
    And, uh... I forget.
[09:56] Young Girl
    So, will you meet this player or not?
[10:00] Yotsuya
    Well, sure, I will.
[10:04] Young Girl
    Shall we go, then?
[10:06] Yotsuya
    A hat? What's that for?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 180 l 0 180
SIGN    
SIGN    ►Warrior (Sword) 20%
    ►Warrior (Spear) 12.5%
    ►Warrior (Ax) 12.5%
    ►Wizard (Heat) 12.5%
    ►Wizard (Wind) 12.5%
    ►Wizard (Creature) 12.5%
    ►Thief 7.5%
    ►Hunter 7.5%
    ►5 other random jobs 0.5% each
SIGN    Job
    Roulette
[10:19] Yakuza
    Hey, it's about time.
[10:21] Yakuza
    Get ready.
[10:27] Shopkeep
    The juice inside is very hot.
    Please be careful.
[10:32] Yotsuya
    Well? What's the deal with
    this Chinese restaurant?
[10:36] Young Girl
    The man sitting at the
    far end of the counter.
[10:41] Young Girl
    Until just recently, he was a drug dealer.
[10:44] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[10:45] Young Girl
    In 20 seconds, the new player is to
    enter this restaurant and kill him.
[10:51] Young Girl
    A certain man has tricked him into
    thinking he won't be caught.
[10:54] Yotsuya
    In 20 seconds?! The...
    The one doing the killing?!
[10:57] Young Girl
    Ten. Nine.
[10:58] Yotsuya
    W-Wait a minute!
[10:59] Young Girl
    The player's name is Torii Keita.
    Age 19, male.
[11:03] Young Girl
    His brother Shuuji, age 14,
    is also involved in this plot.
[11:07] Yotsuya
    Wait, 14? He's my age!
[11:09] Young Girl
    Three, two...
[11:13] Akira
    There he is! Over there!
[11:17] Akira
    Die!
[11:19] Yotsuya
    Wait, which one is he?!
[11:27] Akira
    Wh-What the hell's your problem?!
[11:29] Yotsuya
    Y-You really shouldn't kill people.
[11:32] Akira
    Huh?
[11:34] Yotsuya
    I'm not sure what's going on,
    but you've been fooled into—
[11:35] Akira
    Shut your mouth, you bastard!
[11:37] Yotsuya
    Ow!
[11:38] Yotsuya
    That hurt...
[11:40] Yotsuya
    Hey!
[11:46] Yotsuya
    Yeah...
[11:49] Yotsuya
    Idiots who don't understand what I'm saying
[11:52] Yotsuya
    really piss me off!
[11:54] Torii
    Ow, hot!
[11:55] Shuuji
    Damn!
[11:56] Yotsuya
    Of course, they only got tricked into
    coming here because they're idiots.
[12:04] Torii
    Shuuji!
[12:05] Torii
    You son of a bitch!
[12:07] Yotsuya
    Wasn't Shuuji the younger brother's name?
[12:10] Yotsuya
    So this one must be...
[12:19] Yotsuya
    Your target already ran away.
[12:21] Yotsuya
    Take your brother and run
    before the police show up.
[12:24] Torii
    Move!
[12:25] Torii
    I have to kill him!
[12:27] Torii
    What the hell?! Out of my way!
[12:28] Torii
    He's a yakuza drug dealer!
    Who cares if he dies?!
[12:31] Torii
    Why are you protecting him?!
[12:33] Yotsuya
    It doesn't matter who he is!
[12:35] Yotsuya
    I won't let you kill him!
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
[12:38] Yakuza
    What is it?
[12:40] Yakuza
    What's going on?
[12:41] Shopkeep
    I-I don't know!
[12:43] Shopkeep
    Some kid... looks like he'd
    be in middle school...
[12:46] Yakuza
    A kid?
[12:47] Torii
    Stay out of my way!
[12:49] Yotsuya
    I'm not gonna let you!
[13:00] Yakuza
    Move.
[13:03] Yakuza
    Do you work for the Koudangumi?
[13:07] Yotsuya
    No, I don't.
[13:10] Yakuza
    Don't lie to me, you little brat!
[13:16] Young girl
    Hey, Yuu-kun...
[13:28] Yakuza
    A child?
[13:33] Young girl
    Wanna use this?
[13:35] Yotsuya
    A glove?
[13:41] Yakuza
    Hey, punk!
[13:45] Yotsuya
    Creature Magic!
[13:47] Yotsuya
    Stop!
[14:11] Yotsuya
    Ow...
[14:15] Torii
    Wh-What the hell...
[14:20] Guy
    Finally, they're here!
[14:21] Torii
    Damn it! The cops!
[14:23] Yotsuya
    Move it!
[14:24] Yotsuya
    Take your brother and run!
[14:26] Torii
    H-Hey... just who are—
[14:35] Yakuza
    You bastard!
[14:36] Yakuza
    Who do you think has been keeping
    you alive all this time?!
[14:40] Torii
    Shut up.
[14:42] Torii
    First you lose to a kid, then you
    try to shoot him in the back?
[14:47] Torii
    You're done, man.
[14:53] Shuuji
    Nii-chan, hurry!
[14:56] Torii
    Oh... R-Right.
[15:02] Torii
    Where'd those guys go, anyway?
[15:07] Yotsuya
    I've cleared the quest, right?
    So I'm going home—
[15:11] Young Girl
    Let's talk for a little while.
[15:13] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[15:15] Young Girl
    You stopped a murder today.
[15:19] Young Girl
    So?
[15:21] Young Girl
    How did it feel when you killed that man?
[15:27] Yotsuya
    I don't know.
[15:30] Yotsuya
    But I think I do know
    now what I need to do.
[15:34] Yotsuya
    If those brothers get arrested, my chance of
    success in the next quest will drop, right?
[15:40] Yotsuya
    I finally remembered what you said
    to me before I saved Tokitate-san.
SIGN    Your success or failure here will influence
    your chances in the next que.
[15:50] Yotsuya
    It was Tokitate-san who ended up
    completing that last quest for us.
[15:54] Yotsuya
    That means our chances of success
    in that quest did go up
[15:58] Yotsuya
    because I succeeded in
    hitting on her, right?
[16:02] Yotsuya
    The reason she held out until the
    end, despite her personality,
[16:06] Yotsuya
    is because those naked photos
    of her didn't get out,
[16:09] Yotsuya
    meaning this world was still the
    reality she wanted to return to.
[16:13] Yotsuya
    It's all strictly mental stuff,
[16:16] Yotsuya
    but that definitely increased our
    chances of completing the quest.
[16:20] Yotsuya
    And this time...
[16:24] Yotsuya
    I created a world he'd want to return to
    because he and his brother weren't arrested.
[16:32] Yotsuya
    And that increases my chances
    in the next quest.
[16:35] Young Girl
    Is that all?
[16:36] Yotsuya
    What do you mean?
[16:38] Young Girl
    No comment on the value
    of his life or anything?
[16:43] Yotsuya
    It has no value.
[16:46] Yotsuya
    Every single person who's dumb
    enough to be tricked into killing
[16:49] Yotsuya
    deserves to die.
[16:55] Yotsuya
    The truth is that all humans ought to die,
    starting with the least valuable ones.
[17:00] Yotsuya
    That blond guy wouldn't be needed
    either, if he wasn't a player.
[17:07] Young Girl
    That's hilarious!
[17:09] Young Girl
    I heard Nakata-kun asked out a
    girl in his tennis club, too!
[17:13] Hosshi
    Another cop car?
[17:15] Shindou
    Yeah, I feel like we've
    heard a lot of them today.
[17:17] Female Student A
    I wonder if something happened.
[17:19] Female Student B
    Maybe a murder?
[17:20] Hosshi
    Whoa, scary...
[17:21] Hosshi
    Hey, Iu, what if there was
    a murder? That's scary!
[17:24] Shindou
    Murder, huh?
[17:27] Shindou
    Yeah, that has to be rough...
[17:29] Female Student A
    Rough? What the heck does that mean?
[17:32] Shindou
    Oh, sorry! Did I just say something?
[17:34] Hosshi
    Uh, are you okay?
[17:36] TV
    Today, we'll be bathing a hedgehog.
[17:38] Hako's Mom
    I'm home.
[17:39] Hako
    Welcome back.
[17:40] TV
    What we'll need is our hedgehog,
    warm water, and a soft towel.
[17:40] Hako's Mom
    Apparently a guy with a gun was
    arrested near the station.
[17:44] Hako
    Really?
[17:46] TV
    First, gently place the
    hedgehog in the warm water.
[17:48] Hako's Mom
    That doesn't scare you?
[17:49] Hako
    Sure it does.
[17:51] TV
    With its whole body submerged,
    gently wipe off the dirt.
[17:53] Hako's Mom
    Well, I'm going to start on dinner.
    Could you clean the bathtub?
[17:55] TV
    Be sure to avoid spraying it
    directly with the shower head.
[17:57] Hako
    Okay, sure.
[18:00] TV
    Finally, wrap it up in a soft
    towel and gently dry it off.
[18:02] Hako's Mom
    She once got so scared that she cried
[18:05] Hako's Mom
    just because there was a
    robber in the neighborhood...
[18:10] Yotsuya
    I saved them to increase
    Shindou-san and Hakozaki-san's
[18:13] Yotsuya
    chances of survival,
    even if only by one percent.
[18:17] Toki
    Hey! Did you forget about me?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    I didn't forget
SIGN    I remember, I remember
SIGN    Who are you?
[18:22] Maki
    Well, you haven't been
    coming around lately.
[18:24] Toki
    Yeah, well, a lot of stuff happened,
[18:28] Toki
    and I was starting to feel
    kinda mentally down...
[18:31] Toki
    Don't worry, though! I'm much better—
[18:33] Maki
    Oh, hey! There were a bunch of
    police sirens in town today...
[18:37] Toki
    Hey! I'm still talking!
[18:39] Maki
    What do you think happened?
    Pretty freaky, right?
[18:41] Maki
    Doesn't look like there's any info
    online about it yet, either.
[18:43] Toki
    I'm gonna go get a drink.
[18:45] Maki
    This is weird! Definitely weird!
[18:48] Maki
    So what I thought at that moment
[18:51] Maki
    was that there must be some
    scary secret hidden somewhere!
[18:55] Maki
    I watched this video a couple days ago,
    and I realized there was a hint hidden in it!
[18:59] Maki
    Basically, there are tiny antenna in my head,
    and when this incident happened—
[19:00] Toki
    Anyway, I wonder when we'll
    be getting the next quest...
[19:07] Young Girl
    The value of humans, huh?
[19:11] Young Girl
    And you're deciding that as if you're
[19:14] Young Girl
    some anonymous Internet user who's
    better than everyone else?
[19:18] Young Girl
    Just who do you think you are?
[19:25] Yotsuya
    I'm no one. Just some kid.
[19:30] Yotsuya
    Just a dumb kid with delusions of grandeur.
[19:33] Yotsuya
    And I'm fully aware that I'm wrong.
[19:39] Yotsuya
    I admit it.
[19:41] Yotsuya
    I know that, honestly.
[19:45] Yotsuya
    But... How do I put it?
    The realization hasn't set in.
[19:50] Yotsuya
    Only I am right, and the rest
    of the world is wrong.
[19:54] Yotsuya
    That's how I feel.
[19:56] Yotsuya
    Of course, I know in my head that that's
    just proof of my delusions of grandeur.
[20:02] Yotsuya
    But...
[20:05] Yotsuya
    If that's true, then so what, right?
[20:10] (Flashback) Hako
    I want to help everyone now...
[20:11] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Like hell I'm gonna die!
[20:13] (Flashback) Shindou
    Please help me.
[20:16] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Thanks!
[20:20] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Thanks for everything.
[20:28] Yotsuya
    Who are you?
[20:32] Yotsuya
    I fight only for the justice
    that I believe in.
[20:36] Yotsuya
    I always have... and I always will!
SIGN    Q: Where is your justice?
SIGN    News Flash
[22:29] Yotsuya
    I hate that city.
[22:31] Yotsuya
    I hate everyone living in that city.
SIGN    Production of season 2 is confirmed!
SIGN    The next stage will be...
SIGN    Space.
[22:43] Yotsuya
    Being in space is a million times more
    exciting than that shithole Tokyo!
[22:48] GM
    You will all give your hearts
    for the sake of humani.
SIGN    The mysterious beauties
SIGN    Yaana (27)
SIGN    Aoyuu (25)
SIGN    Parallel World Division
SIGN    Betrayal
[23:10] Yotsuya
    Someone's eating my snack?!
SIGN    Making
    Faces
[23:14] Shindou
    There may be more than one truth.
SIGN    The culprit is among us
SIGN    The culprit is among us
SIGN    And... yet another evil shadow!
SIGN    This is the truth
SIGN    The world cried
SIGN    A love story that makes the heart tremble
SIGN    Episode 1: Buck Naked Edition (by Irasutoya)
SIGN    Unpredictable
SIGN    One battle after another
[23:25] Yotsuya
    I'm...
[23:26] Shindou
    And I'm...
[23:27] Hako
    Even I'm...
[23:29] Toki
    Uh, I'm....
[23:32] All
    1\an8}I'm Standing on a Million Lives*, Season 2.
SIGN    Begins airing in July 2021
[23:36] Yotsuya
    Coming soon.

E13 - I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon

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SIGN    Torii
[00:19] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    Wa...
[00:20] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    ter...
[00:24] (Flashback) Torii
    Act your age, would you?
[00:25] (Flashback) Shuuji
    You'll make yourself sick.
[00:30] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    I do it all for my dear, sweet sons!
[00:33] (Flashback) Keita's Mom
    Your mom's gotta work!
SIGN    Don't eat these
    until they grow!
    Mom
[00:40] (Flashback) Torii
    You really gotta stop
    doing this to yourself.
[01:04] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Yo, old hag. You know this ain't
    even enough to cover your interest.
[01:11] (Flashback) Torii
    You piece of—
[01:19] (Flashback) Torii
    Shuuji...
[01:21] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Hey, you brats.
[01:26] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Got a big job for ya.
[01:28] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Do a good job, and you can pay
    off your debt in a month.
[01:32] (Flashback) Yakuza
    You wanna make things easier
    for your mom, don't ya?
[01:38] (Flashback) Yakuza
    It's nothin' too hard.
[01:41] (Flashback) Yakuza
    You're just gonna get rid
    of a traitor for me.
[01:52] Torii
    Who is he?
[01:54] (Flashback) Yakuza
    Hey, punk!
[01:55] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Stop!
[02:06] (Flashback) Torii
    Wh-What the hell...
[02:11] Torii
    Just who was that guy?
[03:52] Male Student A
    Yo, I was thinkin' about summer break.
[03:55] Male Student A
    We should go camping.
[03:57] Male Student B
    Camping? Sounds boring.
[03:59] Male Student A
    No, apparently, going camping
    with nothing is a thing now.
[04:01] Hosshi
    Iu! You look awesome again in this one!
[04:04] Shindou
    Thanks.
[04:05] Higuchi
    Oh, let me see!
[04:06] Shizuka
    I wanna see, too.
SIGN    Enjoying my youth in the tennis club!
SIGN    I wanna be
    a girl like Iu!
SIGN    All About
    the Puchi Model Life
SIGN    Shindou
    Iu
[04:08] Higuchi
    Damn, you look seriously cute!
[04:10] Higuchi
    Your cuteness is just devilish, Iu!
[04:13] Hosshi
    Your legs are so long.
[04:15] Shindou
    Kusue!
[04:15] Shizuka
    Hey, did you see that girl the other day?
[04:17] Higuchi
    I did. She was totally copying Iu.
[04:18] Iu
    See you later.
[04:20] Hosshi
    I can't blame her, though.
    Iu's just so damn popular.
[04:20] Hako
    Yeah. See you.
[04:25] Male Student A
    Shindou and... Hakozaki?
[04:27] Male Student A
    Were they friends before?
[04:29] Male Student B
    They don't seem to have much in common.
[04:32] Male Student A
    I mean, it's the girl at
    the top of the class...
[04:35] Male Student B
    and the one in the shadows.
[04:37] Male Student A
    They're way too different.
[04:50] Yotsuya
    They may be different,
[04:52] Yotsuya
    but they both have a deep-rooted strength.
SIGN    Who will you use Healing Dust on?
SIGN    Warrior
SIGN    Wizard
SIGN    Hunter
[04:55] Yotsuya
    Is that why they were chosen?
[05:00] Yotsuya
    Maybe not.
[05:02] Yotsuya
    I mean, Tokitate-san was chosen, too.
SIGN    HS Girl Yukarion's
SIGN    Experience with Another World
[05:04] Toki
    Every time we complete a quest,
    we gain one party member.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 100 l 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 30 0 l 30 80 l 0 80
SIGN    A
    task
    we
    have
    to
    carry
    out!
SIGN    Q
    u
    e
    s
    t
[05:07] Toki
    This'll create a buzz for sure!
[05:07] Toki
    In the end, there'll be ten members...
[05:10] Toki
    Only four people in the world have
    experienced this, after all!
[05:13] Toki
    Oh, but...
[05:15] Toki
    There'll be one more soon, right?
SIGN    Can't wait♥
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Yuusuke
SIGN    I met the fifth
SIGN    Kusue
SIGN    What were they like?
SIGN    Iu
SIGN    What's their name?
SIGN    Boy or girl?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Iu
SIGN    What's their name?
SIGN    Boy or girl?
SIGN    Read
SIGN    Yuusuke
SIGN    Scum
[05:31] Yotsuya
    They're kinda bombing my phone now...
SIGN    Yukarion
SIGN    What kind of scum?
SIGN    Iu
SIGN    It's been a week since the mission,
    hasn't it?
[05:34] Yotsuya
    No...
[05:36] Yotsuya
    I guess they can all feel it, too.
[05:38] Yotsuya
    They know we're about to be
    sent to the other world again.
[05:51] Shindou
    It's starting?
[05:53] Torii
    What the hell?!
[05:59] Torii
    What's happening?!
[06:05] Torii
    Damn it, what's going on?!
[06:13] Torii
    What the hell is this place?
[06:19] Hako
    He's definitely dangerous.
[06:19] Shindou
    What is he wearing?
[06:21] Torii
    Wait, what did I do?!
[06:26] GM
    Pleased to meet.
[06:30] GM
    Game Master at your serv.
[06:32] Torii
    Your face! Your face!
[06:36] GM
    Your new quest is...
[06:38] GM
    Ta-da! Right he.
SIGN    Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.
    (Time limit: 20 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[06:40] Yotsuya
    "Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania"?
[06:44] Yotsuya
    More words I don't know...
[06:47] Shindou
    Ugh, my revival time is 50 seconds now.
[06:50] Hako
    A new system's been implemented.
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
SIGN    
    
    The ability to warp to any location you have visited at least once before.
    
    
    
    1. All players must be alive and together in the same place.
     (Will not work if any player is dead or too far away.)
    
    2. Will only warp the entire party at once.
    
    3. People, creatures, and plants of this world cannot warp.
    
    4. Cannot be used again for 24 hours after being used once
SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
SIGN    m 0 0 l 370 0 l 370 248 l 0 248
[06:53] Hako
    Fast Travel?
[06:55] Hako
    "Warp to any location you have
    visited at least once before."
[06:58] Yotsuya
    That's standard. Lot of conditions, though.
[07:01] Toki
    You guys are too accustomed to this...
[07:05] GM
    The job of the fifth player,
    Torii Keita, will be...
[07:10] Torii
    Huh?! Job?
[07:13] Torii
    What the hell?! What do you mean by "job"?!
[07:13] Yotsuya
    I hope he gets something lame.
[07:15] GM
    Bam!
[07:17] GM
    Warrior (Spear).
[07:20] Torii
    Wh-What's going on?
[07:23] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[07:24] GM
    Well, see you aga.
[07:28] Yotsuya
    Why don't we head to Cortonel first
    to find out what the quest is about?
[07:33] Shindou
    Shouldn't we explain things
    to Torii-san first?
[07:36] Yotsuya
    Once we use Fast Travel, we have to wait
    24 hours before we can use it again.
[07:42] Yotsuya
    Warping first will save us more
    time than dawdling around here.
[07:46] Torii
    Huh? I don't think I like
    the way you said that.
[07:49] Yotsuya
    Our time is more important
    than one person's stress.
[07:53] Torii
    What?!
[07:53] Shindou
    Stop!
[07:55] Shindou
    Torii-san, I'll only say
    this once, so listen up.
[07:58] Torii
    F-Fine.
[08:00] Shindou
    This is a parallel world, we're heroes,
[08:02] Shindou
    and if we don't complete the quest, we die!
[08:04] Shindou
    That's it!
[08:05] Hako
    Iu-chan, that was a pretty
    rough explanation...
[08:12] Torii
    All right! I don't get it, but I got it!
[08:14] Three
    Huh?!
[08:15] Torii
    Look, I'm a middle school dropout.
[08:18] Torii
    I don't understand any hard stuff!
[08:22] Yotsuya
    A middle school dropout? For real?
[08:24] Torii
    I don't get any of this,
    so I'll just tag along with you.
[08:27] Torii
    And as for you!
[08:35] Torii
    Let's do this!
[08:37] Yotsuya
    This is a pain in the ass...
[08:39] Shindou
    Sorry, Yotsuya-kun.
[08:40] Shindou
    He says he won't Fast Travel
    until you do this.
[08:44] Torii
    Use that thing! You know,
    the thing that stops movement!
[08:52] Shindou
    Are you both ready?
[08:54] Shindou
    Begin!
[08:56] Yotsuya
    On your knees!
[09:15] Yotsuya
    Too easy!
[09:26] Yotsuya
    Ow...
[09:28] Torii
    Looks like I won!
[09:31] Yotsuya
    C'mon, the second one wasn't necessary!
[09:37] Shindou
    Wow, we really did make it to Cortonel.
[09:39] Toki
    Fast Travel's actually pretty handy.
[09:43] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san should be here.
[09:45] Yotsuya
    Let's go see her.
[09:50] Torii
    Who's Kahvel?
[09:51] Shindou
    Someone who helped us on our last quest.
[09:54] Torii
    Ah.
[10:01] Shindou
    We'd been caught by a bunch of bandits.
[10:04] Torii
    For real?
[10:05] (Flashback) Thecus
    My name's Thecus!
[10:10] Hako
    How much time has passed since
    the last time we were here?
[10:15] Kahvel
    Great Hero!
[10:20] All
    Kahvel-san!
[10:26] Kahvel
    It's been a long time, Great Hero.
[10:28] Kahvel
    About fifteen years.
[10:30] Yotsuya
    Fifteen?!
[10:39] Kahvel
    These are my kids.
[10:42] Kahvel
    Aren't they cute?
[10:44] All
    Sh-She mellowed out!
[10:54] (Flashback) Kahvel
    There's nothing I love more than
    cleaving the flesh of living things!
[10:58] Yotsuya
    Fifteen years did a number on her...
[11:01] Kahvel
    As for the Jiffon Buffo...
[11:03] Yotsuya
    Yes? Do you know what it is?
[11:06] Kahvel
    I don't know about the "Buffo,"
    but there's an island called Jiffon.
[11:10] Kahvel
    It's famous for its export
    of artisan weapons.
[11:13] Yotsuya
    Jiffon is an island?
[11:15] Shindou
    Are you still a knight, Kahvel-san?
[11:18] Kahvel
    I've retired as a knight.
[11:20] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[11:27] Kahvel
    I lost my right hand in battle.
[11:30] Kahvel
    Fifteen years ago, the Kingdom of Deokk
[11:32] Kahvel
    finally took action to unify the continent.
[11:37] Kahvel
    Cortonel formed an allied army with
    other nations to oppose them.
[11:42] Kahvel
    A major war ensued.
[11:45] Kahvel
    That battlefield... was hell.
[11:50] Kahvel
    I took part in four campaigns,
[11:52] Kahvel
    but once I had children and learned the
    joy and difficulty of raising them,
[11:57] Kahvel
    I couldn't do it anymore.
[12:02] Kahvel
    I've grown weak.
[12:07] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san and I were a lot alike.
[12:10] Yotsuya
    We both craved strength.
[12:12] Yotsuya
    D-Destroying something... is a hundred
    times easier than creating it, I think.
[12:20] Shindou
    He's right.
[12:21] Shindou
    I think having kids and raising them is
    thousands of times harder than killing!
[12:27] Hako
    It's true. So you haven't grown weak at all.
[12:31] Yotsuya
    She's changed...
[12:35] Yotsuya
    after experiencing war
[12:37] Yotsuya
    and having children.
[12:43] Yotsuya
    I'll never be able to reach her level.
[12:46] Torii
    I took in a kid once, too.
[12:50] Torii
    I think I was about five.
[12:52] Torii
    My mom suddenly went into labor,
[12:54] Torii
    and I raised my little brother
    on my own! Awesome, huh?
[12:58] Shindou
    What? That's amazing!
[12:59] Torii
    Right?
[13:00] Hako
    Do you have a dad?
[13:01] Torii
    Nope. Just my mom.
[13:04] Torii
    Then a debt collector
    hired me to kill someone.
[13:08] Shindou
    What? Like, to murder someone?
[13:10] Torii
    Then this guy showed up and helped me escape.
[13:13] Torii
    And the debt collector got caught,
    and our whole debt was called off.
[13:17] All
    O-Oh...
[13:20] Torii
    Yotsuya.
[13:23] Torii
    I paid you back this afternoon
    for hitting my brother,
[13:26] Torii
    but I'm really grateful for
    what you did last week.
[13:29] Torii
    Thanks.
[13:41] Yotsuya
    I don't have the kind of words
    or strength those people have.
[13:46] Yotsuya
    The truth is, I want to get
    stronger more than any of them.
[14:01] Kahvel
    I love the view of the sunrise from here.
[14:04] Kahvel
    I wanted to see it with you at the end.
[14:12] Kahvel
    I...
[14:16] Kahvel
    thought I'd never see you again.
[14:24] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Good work. Thanks for everything.
[14:27] Yotsuya
    It was a pretty crude goodbye.
[14:29] Yotsuya
    I thought we'd see each
    other again soon enough.
[14:36] Yotsuya
    I'm sorry I got you involved in that.
[14:38] Yotsuya
    Bihmsberg wouldn't have died if
    it hadn't been for me, either.
[14:48] Kahvel
    We were so young.
[14:52] Kahvel
    In all my life,
[14:52] Kahvel
    I still haven't gone on a
    journey as long as that one.
[15:00] Kahvel
    I think it's because I had my memories
    from it that I survived Hell.
[15:07] Kahvel
    Thank you for involving me.
[15:11] Yotsuya
    Is that really true?
[15:14] Yotsuya
    Was I of any benefit to her?
[15:21] Kahvel
    We were quite a good match, weren't we?
[15:24] Yotsuya
    We were pretty similar back then.
[15:30] Kahvel
    Did they tell you what happened while you
    were unconscious from using too much magic?
[15:35] Yotsuya
    No...
[15:37] Kahvel
    I see... That's a little...
[15:42] Kahvel
    upsetting.
[15:51] Kahvel
    I... loved you, Yuusuke.
[16:01] Kahvel
    Sorry I went ahead and got old before you.
[16:06] Yotsuya
    It's okay...
[16:09] Yotsuya
    Hey, Game Master...
[16:14] Shindou
    Ready to head back?
[16:16] Both
    Yeah.
[16:17] Yotsuya
    What are these quests?
[16:19] Yotsuya
    What is it you're making us do?
[16:22] Shindou
    I came to watch because I
    thought it'd be entertaining...
[16:26] Hako
    What a way to have your heart broken.
[16:33] Thecus
    Heroes!
[16:45] Thecus
    It's been a long time.
[16:46] Thecus
    I'm Thecus.
[16:50] (Flashback) Thecus
    My name's Thecus!
[16:53] (Flashback) Hako
    Everybody, run! I'll buy you some time!
[16:59] Thecus
    Thank you for saving our
    village from that troll.
[17:05] Hako
    I-It's so good to see you again.
[17:09] Hako
    How have you been?
[17:12] Yotsuya
    Are all the new encounters
    we have in this world...
[17:19] Yotsuya
    once-in-a-lifetime?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 210 l 0 210
SIGN    
SIGN    • The player's objective is to complete quests
     assigned by the Game Master.
    • Upon completion, the player's reward is the
     right to ask the Game Master one question.
    • The party gains a new member with each
     quest. When 10 quests are completed,
     the game is considered conquered.
    
     — 6 more rounds until the game is conquered.
[17:33] Raji
    What an honor.
[17:35] Raji
    It's not often we have heroes visit Jiffon.
[17:38] Raji
    Are you responding to the
    request for mercenaries?
[17:41] Yotsuya
    Mercenaries?
[17:44] Raji
    That's not why you're here?
[17:46] Raji
    Ah, there it is.
[17:49] Raji
    That's Jiffon Island.
[18:07] Yaana
    Welcome!
[18:09] Yaana
    We, the ritual dancers
    known as Väikedaam, Yana...
[18:12] Aoyuu
    ...and Aoiu...
[18:15] Both
    ...welcome y'all mercenaries to our island!
SIGN    ♥ Dear Mercenaries ♥
SIGN    Welcome to Jiffon Island!
[18:19] Yotsuya
    Uh, er... um...
[18:26] Shindou
    All we did was tell them
    we're not mercenaries...
[18:28] Toki
    And the mood instantly tanked.
[18:31] Yotsuya
    Anyway, we need to figure out what
    these weird words in the quest mean.
[18:35] Yotsuya
    Excuse me... What is "Väikdamania"?
[18:39] Aoyuu
    A harvest festival.
[18:41] Shindou
    And do you know what a "Jiffon Buffo" is?
[18:44] Yaana
    Wait, why do we gotta tell
    y'all stuff for free, anyway?!
[18:47] Aoyuu
    Yeah, yeah!
[18:48] Torii
    You two are super cute!
    Wanna go on a date?
[18:51] Yotsuya
    Keep quiet. You're gonna complicate things.
[18:54] Torii
    What? You mad? Why?
[18:56] Yotsuya
    Because we're not mercenaries!
[19:01] Torii
    Okay, I'll be one of those, then.
[19:07] Aoyuu
    This here...
[19:08] Yaana
    ...is a Jiffon Buffo!
[19:10] All
    That turned them around!
[19:12] Shindou
    Anyway, to finish this quest...
[19:14] Yotsuya
    I guess we need to offer one of these cow
    things at the harvest festival, Väikdamania.
[19:20] Aoyuu
    We can't have Väikdamania this year.
[19:23] All
    Huh?
[19:28] Aoyuu
    'Cause of that.
[19:32] Aoyuu
    Kumamo Castle.
[19:33] Aoyuu
    An impregnable castle built by
    our ancestors 400 years ago.
[19:38] Aoyuu
    Five years ago, some scary guys
    were shipwrecked here
[19:40] Aoyuu
    and have been occupying it since.
[19:42] Aoyuu
    And...
[19:44] Aoyuu
    There they are.
[19:46] Aoyuu
    Orcs.
[19:48] Aoyuu
    The one at the front is the Orc Queen.
[19:52] Aoyuu
    The orcs showed up five years ago,
    and war broke out straight away.
[19:57] Yaana
    But we got our butts kicked.
[19:59] Aoyuu
    We island folk surrendered to the
    orcs before they could wipe us out,
[20:04] Aoyuu
    but we had 'em figured wrong.
[20:06] Hako
    How so?
[20:08] Yaana
    The orcs weren't fightin' our people.
[20:11] Yanna
    They were only eatin' us.
[20:15] Toki
    Orcs... eat people?
[20:18] Shindou
    So surrendering wouldn't...
[20:20] Yaana
    We offered Jiffon Buffo to the
    orcs as an alternate food source.
[20:24] Aoyuu
    We became their slaves, breedin' Buffo
    so we wouldn't get eaten ourselves.
[20:29] Yotsuya
    In other words, all the
    Buffo belong to the orcs,
[20:33] Yotsuya
    so you can't use them for the
    humans' harvest festival.
[20:36] Aoyuu
    There are more and more orcs every year.
[20:38] Aoyuu
    If they multiply any more,
    there won't be enough Buffo.
[20:41] Torii
    And then they'll start eating people again.
[20:43] Yotsuya
    So the reason you were
    seeking mercenaries was...
[20:46] Aoyuu
    To kill them before they kill us.
[20:49] Aoyuu
    At this year's Väikdamania, in eleven days.
[20:53] Yanna
    We want y'all to kill the orcs,
    starting with the Orc Queen
[20:56] Yanna
    when she comes to get the Buffo.
[21:01] Torii
    So we just need to beat them?
[21:04] Torii
    That's simple!
[21:06] Toki
    He's taking it lightly.
[21:07] Yotsuya
    But we don't have nearly
    the strength they do.
[21:10] Yotsuya
    To make up for that...
[21:11] Hako
    So what exactly do Väikedaam ritual dancers do?
[21:15] Yaana
    We do ceremonial dances
    when the crops are planted
[21:18] Yaana
    and perform rituals when they're harvested.
[21:21] Yotsuya
    Wait, is there anyone else
    who performs these rituals?
[21:24] Both
    Nope.
[21:26] Yotsuya
    So the safety of the Väikedaam
    is an added condition?
[21:29] Yotsuya
    There's a lot we need to do.
[21:35] Queen
    They're gathering mercenaries?
[21:37] Villager A
    Yes.
[21:41] Queen
    Thank you for reporting this to me.
SIGN    I Know, Let's Go to Jiffon.
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job Is City Council Member!?
SIGN    The Majiha Purple Murder Case
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Hakozaki Kusue's Idol Debut!?"
[23:28] GM
    "Yotsuya Yuusuke's New Job
    Is City Council Member!?"
[23:31] GM
    and "The Majiha Purple
    Murder Case," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo.
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!

E14 - Yana & Aoiu Are the Väikedaam

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[00:08] Yotsuya
    A farmer's day starts early.
[02:01] Cantil
    Then you heroes will also...
[02:03] Yotsuya
    Yes, we'll be participating as mercenaries.
[02:07] Cantil
    That's very reassuring.
[02:09] Cantil
    I am Cantil.
[02:11] Cantil
    I have fought in many battles against orcs.
[02:14] Yotsuya
    I'm Yotsuya—
[02:15] Torii
    Hey, nice to know ya, Cantil-san!
[02:18] Torii
    Man, that's so cool!
[02:20] Torii
    I'm so glad we have a guy on
    our side who's been there!
[02:27] Cantil
    Excellent.
[02:28] Torii
    Hell yeah!
[02:30] Cantil
    An orc's weapons are the massive
    fists unleashed by their long arms.
[02:35] Cantil
    A direct hit from one means instant death.
[02:40] Cantil
    For that reason, you must attack
    efficiently and withdraw immediately.
[02:44] Cantil
    The key to fighting orcs is to stay
    outside their range at all times.
[02:48] Yotsuya
    So it's what they call "hit and run tactics."
[02:50] Yotsuya
    Okay!
[02:51] Cantil
    You.
[02:52] Cantil
    With short blades like those,
    you're likely to take a fatal wound.
[02:56] Cantil
    Do you have another weapon?
[02:57] Yotsuya
    Uh, no. These are all I have.
[03:00] Torii
    Don't worry, Yotsuya.
[03:02] Torii
    We Warriors will take care
    of those orcs for ya.
[03:06] Torii
    Right, Iu-chan?
SIGN    Pass
SIGN    Didn't Make the Team
[03:13] Cantil
    I thought anyone who couldn't
    wield a sword could use a bow,
[03:17] Cantil
    but if you can't do that, either...
[03:19] Hako
    Sorry.
[03:20] Toki
    Uh, yeah, I'm not that eager
    to get in on this fight.
[03:24] Yotsuya
    I'll go raise my level!
[03:26] Yotsuya
    Damn it! I didn't make the team?
[03:29] Yotsuya
    Just wait!
[03:30] Yotsuya
    I'll be back before you know it!
[03:34] Yana
    Monsters other than orcs?
[03:36] Aoiu
    Ain't nothin' like that on this island.
[03:38] Yotsuya
    What?
[03:39] Yana
    Our ancestors killed 'em
    all off ages ago. Right?
[03:43] Aoiu
    Yeah. Our island's proud of that.
[03:47] Yotsuya
    Experience is normally gained
    by defeating monsters.
[03:51] Yotsuya
    Other ways to get it include using
    magic, if you're a Wizard...
[03:55] Yotsuya
    or cooking, if you're a Chef.
[03:57] Yotsuya
    It can be gained by performing
    tasks that are part of your job.
[04:00] Yotsuya
    Which means...
[04:03] Yotsuya
    I want to farm!
[04:07] Aoiu
    Yer pretty good at that.
[04:10] Yotsuya
    Yeah, my grandparents were farmers.
[04:13] Yotsuya
    I helped them a lot when I was little.
[04:15] Yana
    That's admirable!
[04:18] Yana
    Wait, this ain't why we
    asked you to come here!
[04:25] Shindou
    An earthquake?
[04:26] Torii
    Pretty big one, too...
[04:30] Guy
    What's going on?!
[04:34] Yotsuya
    Damn, those are damaged now.
[04:38] Yana
    It happens all the time.
[04:40] Yana
    The fruits on this island
    don't grow too big.
[04:44] Yana
    A quake like that'll always
    knock 'em right down.
[04:47] Yana
    It's 'cause there ain't enough
    nutrients in the soil.
[04:50] Yotsuya
    Nutrients...
[04:52] Yotsuya
    What fertilizer do you use?
[04:53] Aoiu
    We've always used Buffo dung,
[04:56] Aoiu
    but since there are less
    Buffo around these days,
[04:59] Aoiu
    there ain't enough of that, either.
[05:01] Yotsuya
    Feeding the orcs is having an effect
    on island agriculture, too?
[05:06] Yotsuya
    Jiffon is a volcanic island.
[05:09] Yotsuya
    Since its surface is
    covered in volcanic soil,
[05:12] Yotsuya
    it lacks the organic matter
    that nourishes plants.
[05:15] Yotsuya
    If there's a fertilizer we can
    substitute for Buffo dung...
[05:20] Aoiu
    Seaweed and shells?
[05:22] Yana
    You can really use these as fertilizer?
[05:25] Yotsuya
    First, you mix seaweed
    with the soil like this,
[05:28] Yotsuya
    then you wait for it to break down.
[05:30] Yana
    So we can't just spread it
    on the fields as it is?
[05:33] Yotsuya
    It doesn't work raw.
[05:35] Yotsuya
    Mold grows on it, which causes
    even more crop death.
[05:39] Yana
    Huh...
[05:41] Yotsuya
    If we mix Buffo dung into it later,
    the microbes will hasten the—
[05:44] Aoiu
    Hey! Where are you lookin'?!
[05:46] Aoiu
    Yana is... no!
[05:48] Aoiu
    Yana's boobs are mine!
[05:49] Yana
    Stop!
[05:51] Aoiu
    I won't let anyone else have 'em!
[05:52] Yana
    Th-There's a man watching!
[05:55] Yotsuya
    Does that mean they do this regularly
    when no men are watching?!
[05:58] Yotsuya
    You two sure are close.
    You're always together.
[06:01] Aoiu
    I keep an eye on Yana to make
    sure no nasty pests get to her!
[06:05] Yotsuya
    Uh, really, I'm not...
[06:07] Yana
    Gah! He ain't the slightest
    bit interested in me!
[06:10] Aoiu
    You've got some nerve, shootin'
    Yana down like that!
[06:14] Yotsuya
    What do you want from me?
[06:16] Aoiu
    Anyway, to be serious about it,
[06:18] Aoiu
    we Väikedaam have to remain virgins.
[06:21] Aoiu
    If we lose our virginity,
    we have to quit the role.
[06:24] Aoiu
    But there's no one to take
    our place right now.
[06:26] Yotsuya
    Virgins...
[06:28] Yotsuya
    Um... And you two are how old?
[06:32] Yana
    When I took over as Väikedaam at age
    12, I thought I'd marry at 18 or so
SIGN    25 Years Old
SIGN    25 Years Old
SIGN    27 Years Old
SIGN    27 Years Old
[06:36] Yana
    and be able to quit the job...
[06:38] Aoiu
    We missed our chance to marry entirely!
[06:41] Aoiu
    We can't even keep up with the
    stuff people our age are into!
[06:44] Yotsuya
    That hurt them worse than I expected!
[06:47] Yana
    And it's all 'cause there are no
    girls here to take our place!
[06:51] Aoiu
    Hang in there, Yana! I'm sure
    in just a few more years...
[06:55] Yotsuya
    Wait, is it because of the orcs
    that you have no successors?
[06:58] Yana
    Yep.
[06:59] Aoiu
    All the girls who were s'posed
    to become Väikedaam got eaten.
[07:07] Yotsuya
    At any rate, I have to level
    up, whatever it takes!
[07:10] Yotsuya
    Roasted beans, fried rice-style,
    wish shellfish and root vegetables.
[07:14] Yotsuya
    First, I'll cook the shellfish
    I got from the sea
[07:15] Yana
    Looks tasty!
[07:16] Yotsuya
    to gain experience as a Chef.
[07:17] Aoiu
    Sure does!
[07:19] Yotsuya
    Then I'll crush the leftover shells,
[07:21] Yotsuya
    add Buffo dung, and...
[07:24] Yotsuya
    All right. That's a healthy-smelling stench.
[07:27] Yotsuya
    There are hot springs all over
    the volcanic island of Jiffon.
[07:32] Yotsuya
    Its hot, humid environment is
    perfect for microbe reproduction.
[07:37] Yotsuya
    Creature magic!
[07:39] Yotsuya
    I'll speed up the reproduction and
    decomposing behavior of these microbes!
[07:46] Yana
    Wow, I don't believe it!
[07:49] Aoiu
    I had no idea you could make
    fertilizer so quickly.
[07:52] Yotsuya
    Actually, it usually takes more time,
[07:55] Yotsuya
    but this is a special occasion.
[07:58] Yotsuya
    I needed it to level up.
[08:02] Yotsuya
    This is a lot of menial labor...
[08:05] Yotsuya
    Hey, do you have a radio or anything?
[08:08] Aoiu
    Radio?
[08:10] Yotsuya
    I'd like some music or something
    to take my mind off the work.
[08:13] Yana
    Oh, well, that's our job!
[08:17] Aoiu
    There's a ritual song that's
    been handed down here for ages!
[08:20] Yana
    Aoiu, let's get ready right now!
[08:22] Aoiu
    Yeah!
[08:24] Yotsuya
    A ritual song?
[08:25] Yotsuya
    Like the folk songs farmers
    sing when working in fields?
[08:39] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[08:40] Yana
    Now, as the 100th generation
    of Väikedaam...
[08:42] Aoiu
    We will perform the legendary hit
    number of the past 800 years.
[08:47] Yana
    Please listen.
[08:49] Both
    "The Song of the Many Islands."
[08:53] Song
    Hear our song of rituals and miso
[08:56] Song
    Dumplings of music from the eastern isle
[08:58] Song
    The earth shakes
[08:59] Song
    My feelings burst
[09:01] Song
    Plow the fields, heave-ho!
[09:09] Song
    The white wall strikes the withered shore
[09:14] Song
    The mountain god blasts
    a pillar of red in his fury
[09:19] Song
    The sea god will devour
    you along with the shore
[09:24] Crowd
    Yana!
[09:25] Song
    The blood of the earth pours down like rain
[09:29] Crowd
    Aoiu!
[09:30] Yana
    What is gonna...
[09:32] Aoiu
    ...happen to us?
[09:34] Song
    Hear our song of rituals and miso
[09:37] Song
    Dumplings of music from the eastern isle
[09:40] Song
    On this island inhabited by the gods
[09:42] Song
    We offer this song to you
[09:48] Yotsuya
    What the hell?! That was an idol song!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 160 l 0 160
SIGN    
SIGN    • Gaining experience points raises the player's
     job rank. At rank 10, the player changes jobs.
    
    • With production-based jobs, like Farmer and
     Chef, more experience is gained the higher
     the value and quality of the item made.
[10:17] Torii
    You—
[10:19] Torii
    Whoa...
[10:21] Ryce
    Too slow.
[10:22] Torii
    Ryce-san! What is with your reflexes?!
[10:26] Hako
    Here you go.
[10:27] Hako
    Keep up the good work.
[10:28] Islander 1
    Thank you.
[10:30] Hako
    Here you go.
[10:31] Islander 4
    Thanks.
[10:34] Hako
    And you, too.
[10:38] Toki
    The nurturing type of girl...
[10:45] Toki
    Are you ditching training, too, Katz-san?
[10:47] Katz
    No, I'm not.
[10:48] Katz
    I'm making a map of the island.
[10:50] Toki
    A map?
[10:51] Katz
    Understanding the lay of the land is an
    important part of preparing for battle.
[10:57] Katz
    Of course, half of this is
    just because it's my hobby.
[10:59] Islander 1
    I'm done with this!
[11:03] Lolle
    If you can't handle this level of training,
[11:05] Lolle
    you'll never defeat the orcs.
[11:07] Islander 1
    That's what we called you guys here for!
[11:10] Islander 1
    We're payin' y'all a lot of money!
[11:12] Islander 1
    The mercenaries should be
    the only ones fightin'!
[11:14] Lolle
    What?
[11:16] Cantil
    Relax, Lolle.
[11:19] Cantil
    He does have a point.
[11:21] Cantil
    But listen to me. This isn't about
    money. It's about determination.
[11:26] Cantil
    Either we eradicate all of the orcs,
[11:28] Cantil
    or we fail and all of us die.
    Those are our options.
[11:33] Cantil
    That's what it means to attack orcs.
[11:36] Islander 1
    W-Well, I was against this
    from the start, anyway!
[11:39] Islander 1
    It's insanity!
[11:41] Islander 2
    Yer just bringin' this up now?!
[11:42] Islander 2
    We all agreed that we had
    to take out the orcs!
[11:45] Islander 3
    But if it's gonna end with all
    of us dead when we screw it up,
[11:48] Islander 3
    we're better off givin' 'em our
    Buffo like we always have!
[11:51] Islander 4
    What?! Our blood, sweat, and tears
    go into raisin' those Buffo!
[11:54] Torii
    These guys are getting on my nerves.
[11:56] Shindou
    You can't blame them.
    Their lives depend on this.
[11:58] Shindou
    They can't revive like we can.
[11:59] Islander 4
    Why didn't y'all bring more
    of yer buddies with ya?!
[12:02] Islander 4
    You've got money!
    You discriminatin' against us?!
[12:04] Ryce
    Oh, come, now. Of course not.
[12:07] Ryce
    Mercenaries value their
    lives over money, too.
[12:10] Ryce
    It's actually a miracle
    that you managed to get
[12:13] Ryce
    five of us who are crazy enough to
    fight a war we'll probably lose.
[12:18] Islander 4
    I don't care if it's a miracle! Just win!
[12:19] Lolle
    Hey, look!
[12:22] Lolle
    It's an orc!
[12:23] Ryce
    I'll go!
[12:25] Lolle
    You're fast.
[12:27] Lolle
    I can see how you escaped as the only
    surviving remnant of your people!
[12:30] Shindou
    The only survivor?
[12:32] Ryce
    You won't get past me!
[12:46] Torii
    Nice, Iu-chan!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[12:56] Shindou
    I knew he was on another level,
[12:58] Shindou
    but it's clear he has
    experience fighting orcs.
[13:02] Shindou
    That's going to cost a
    ton of time and stamina.
[13:05] Shindou
    But...
[13:07] Shindou
    It's working!
[13:09] Thanzamer
    Outta the way!
[13:15] Shindou
    He cut them?!
[13:16] Shindou
    But that thing's fingers
    are like hunks of iron!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Revived
[13:33] Shindou
    This is how a battle with an orc goes?
[13:36] Shindou
    And there are 14 more of these guys?
[13:41] Islander 2
    Why'd an orc come down from
    the castle today of all days?
[13:46] Islander 4
    Ya think they got wind of our plan?!
[13:50] Islander A
    There's a traitor!
[13:52] Islander A
    There's a traitor on the island who's
    been tellin' the orcs our plans!
[14:01] Aoiu
    Stop it!
[14:03] Yana
    The whole island's gotta come
    together to fight right now!
[14:06] Islander 1
    What're you talkin' about?
[14:08] Islander 1
    You two are the ones who went
    an' called mercenaries here.
[14:11] Islander 5
    Yeah! We were against it!
[14:13] Islander 1
    Our island was peaceful before!
[14:16] Islander 1
    We're divided now 'cause of you two!
[14:19] Hako
    That's mean...
[14:21] Toki
    Fully grown men shouldn't be
    blaming women for their problems!
[14:24] Toki
    Gross!
[14:26] Torii
    Well, shit. I wanna punch these
    guys more than the orcs.
[14:32] Thanzamer
    All of you, stop screwing around!
[14:36] Yana
    Thanza?
[14:38] Yana
    Aren't you Thanzamer, the kid who ran away?
[14:42] Thanzamer
    You finally remember me, huh?
[14:44] Thanzamer
    That's right. I come from this island.
[14:47] Thanzamer
    And that's why I'm about to say this...
[14:50] Thanzamer
    What would our ancestors think
    if they saw us right now?
[15:00] Yana
    It was 900 years ago
[15:02] Yana
    when our ancestors came to this island
    in search of peace and freedom.
[15:07] Aoiu
    Ya don't find paradise. Ya make it yerself.
[15:12] Aoiu
    This island was an uninhabited wasteland,
    but our ancestors cultivated it.
[15:16] Aoiu
    Over years and years, they made
    it the Jiffon Island we have now.
[15:20] Thanzamer
    Then a little money comes into
    the equation, and this happens?
[15:23] Thanzamer
    Since when are you people important
    enough to buy life and death?
[15:28] Thanzamer
    What is it you guys want to protect?
[15:31] Thanzamer
    Is it money? Status?
[15:33] Thanzamer
    Or your pride in a paradise you
    built with your own hands?
[15:39] Yana
    Land, people, culture, knowledge...
[15:43] Yana
    and our pride as the
    people of Jiffon Island.
[15:45] Aoiu
    Without all five of those,
    this island is just
[15:49] Aoiu
    a papier-mâché paradise!
[15:51] Thanzamer
    I'm going to fight!
[15:55] Thanzamer
    I won't let this island become
    a papier-mâché paradise!
[16:00] Islander 2
    I'm fightin'!
[16:02] Islander 4
    Yeah! This is our island!
[16:04] Islander 1&5
    Yeah!
[16:05] Cantil
    The tide has turned.
[16:07] Ryce
    Yes. Let's win this, General.
[16:10] Cantil
    You...
[16:15] Orc Queen
    Yes, he fought so bravely.
[16:19] Orc Queen
    I will not stand for this! I refuse!
[16:23] Orc Queen
    I swear I will avenge him!
[16:35] GM
    Congratula.
[16:36] GM
    You have reached rank 10 in
    your Wizard (Creature) occupa.
[16:40] Yotsuya
    Yes! Finally!
[16:43] GM
    Blacksmith.
SIGN    Fisherman
SIGN    Blacksmith
SIGN    Chef
[16:44] Yotsuya
    Wait, what?!
[16:46] Yotsuya
    Another of the 0.5% chance ones?!
[16:48] Yotsuya
    That's the third time!
    You're doing this on purpose!
[16:51] Yotsuya
    What even is the point of the roulette?!
[16:53] GM
    Now, fare.
[16:54] Yotsuya
    Hey, wait!
[17:01] Yotsuya
    A blacksmith, huh?
[17:02] Yotsuya
    Oh, come to think of it...
[17:04] (Flashback) Kahvel
    There's an island called Jiffon.
[17:06] (Flashback) Kahvel
    It's famous for its export
    of artisan weapons.
[17:10] Yotsuya
    I guess I'll take a look at my skills.
SIGN    Rank 1
[17:13] Yotsuya
    "Can make weapons and armor."
[17:16] Yotsuya
    "There are certain conditions,
[17:18] Yotsuya
    but all players can use them"?
[17:21] Yotsuya
    Given the circumstances, this is actually...
[17:24] Yotsuya
    just the job I needed!
[17:26] Aoiu
    Gramps, this is the hero who
    wants to be yer apprentice.
[17:30] Yotsuya
    Please teach me how to make
    weapons that can kill orcs!
[17:40] Gramps
    It ain't likely yer gonna master
    forging in such a short time.
[17:46] Gramps
    Let's try makin' stuff with molds.
[17:48] Gramps
    Even someone who's still learnin'
    the technique can manage that.
[17:52] Yotsuya
    Got it, Master!
[18:12] Yotsuya
    It's done!
[18:14] Yotsuya
    Ta-da!
[18:16] Yotsuya
    A stake that can take out an orc!
[18:18] Yotsuya
    I call it the Storc!
[18:19] Shindou
    An axe with a stake on it?
[18:22] Toki
    And the name's a pun?
[18:23] Hako
    It's an unusual shape.
[18:25] Torii
    Looks kinda... dumb.
[18:27] Yotsuya
    Watch what it can do
    before you call it dumb!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    Yes!
[18:42] Yotsuya
    I made the Storc with a mold,
[18:44] Yotsuya
    so I can make as many as we
    need in the time we have.
[18:47] Yotsuya
    And since Hakozaki-san and Tokitate-san
    aren't the best at close combat,
[18:51] Yotsuya
    I have different weapons for them.
[18:53] Toki
    Huh?!
[18:54] Hako
    Thanks, Yotsuya-kun!
[18:56] Toki
    Thanks, Yotsuya-kun.
[18:58] Yotsuya
    Well, the survival of our
    whole team depends on this.
[19:02] Yotsuya
    Anyway, I need to get back to work.
[19:05] Torii
    So which one's your pick?
[19:08] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[19:08] Torii
    Out of those three.
[19:11] Torii
    Just so you know, I get Iu.
[19:15] Torii
    I put all kinds of moves on
    her while you were away,
[19:18] Torii
    so she's basically mine already.
[19:20] Torii
    Sorry, Yuusuke!
[19:23] Yotsuya
    Yeah, he's definitely an idiot.
[19:25] Yotsuya
    And since when are we on a first-name basis?
[19:28] Hako
    That's the ammo for this weapon?
[19:31] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[19:32] Yotsuya
    Players normally can't use weapons
    that aren't their own gear.
[19:36] Yotsuya
    We're lucky I have Blacksmith skills.
[19:38] Hako
    Um, Aoiu-san was saying...
[19:41] Hako
    that you've been working every
    day with almost no sleep.
[19:44] Yotsuya
    That's no big deal.
[19:46] Yotsuya
    It's to keep everyone alive.
[19:49] Hako
    You always say that, Yotsuya-kun...
[19:52] Yotsuya
    It's a matter of priorities.
[19:54] Hako
    Huh?
[19:55] Yotsuya
    The value of life.
[19:57] Yotsuya
    Who would be more valuable to Earth alive?
[20:00] Yotsuya
    That's what I base my decisions on.
[20:05] Yotsuya
    There, it's done.
[20:07] Yotsuya
    I'll make sure you and Shindou-san
    come back alive, no matter what.
[20:11] Yotsuya
    Frankly, if Torii-san and Tokitate-san
    die, they can be replaced.
[20:14] Hako
    Huh?
[20:16] Cantil
    Eugenics, eh? That's dangerous.
[20:18] Yotsuya
    It's not because of how they were born.
[20:20] Yotsuya
    I'm basing it on the current situation
    and their future potential.
[20:24] Cantil
    Yes, but do those things not depend upon
    the environment they were born into?
[20:29] Yotsuya
    I won't deny that.
[20:31] Yotsuya
    But if two people share the same faults,
[20:33] Yotsuya
    I rank the more powerful person
    below the ordinary person.
[20:38] Yotsuya
    If the guy at the top is shit,
    it affects a lot more people, right?
[20:41] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun!
[20:43] Cantil
    I have to give you that one.
[20:46] Cantil
    I find those words particularly painful.
[20:49] Cantil
    I was once an officer.
[20:53] Cantil
    I led my army into seven battles,
    and lost all seven of them.
[20:57] Cantil
    My country then fell.
[20:59] Hako
    You were... a general, right?
[21:03] Hako
    I heard Ryce-san say that
[21:05] Hako
    no matter who was in command,
    they still would've lost that battle.
[21:09] Hako
    And that you were an excellent general.
[21:12] Cantil
    No, I was a fool as a commander.
[21:15] Cantil
    I didn't withdraw when I should have,
[21:18] Cantil
    and many men died as a result.
[21:21] Cantil
    That's why I cannot lose this
    battle, no matter what.
SIGN    Stronghold
[21:26] Cantil
    We've done all the preparation we could.
SIGN    High Ground
[21:29] Cantil
    I can't say our forces are optimal,
[21:31] Cantil
    but if we can strike first and take
    the wind out of the orcs' sails...
SIGN    Hidden Weapons
SIGN    Harbor
[21:36] Cantil
    We might have a chance.
[21:38] Guy
    W-W-We've got trouble!
[21:41] Guy
    Th-The harbor...
[21:43] Guy
    is under attack by the orcs!
SIGN    Yana & Aoiu
    Are the Väikedaam
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?
SIGN    Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast
SIGN    Formation of the Isekai Division
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Tokitate Becomes the Newest Väikedaam!?"
[23:29] GM
    "Ryce Prefers Bread for Breakfast,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Formation of the Isekai
    Division," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo.
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!

E15 - We Can't Be Heroes of Justice

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[00:00] (Flashback) Ryce
    I'll be taking this one.
[00:02] (Flashback) Clius
    Damn! You got me!
[00:04] Ryce
    Four years ago, my buddies and I
[00:06] Clius
    Not again!
[00:06] Ryce
    were serving under some spoiled noble moron.
[00:10] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Ryce, hurry up!
[00:12] (Flashback) Ryce
    What's going on, Maccahee?
[00:13] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Look. Over there.
[00:18] (Flashback) Ryce
    Cantil's squad?
[00:20] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Don't they look awesome?
[00:22] Ryce
    We had hoped to join Cantil's squad,
[00:27] Ryce
    but we weren't anywhere near good enough.
[00:30] (Flashback) Lanau
    Hey, we're going one more round!
[00:32] (Flashback) Ryce
    Coming!
[00:33] (Flashback) Clius
    I won't lose this time!
[00:35] Ryce
    So while we were on standby
    in the reserves...
[00:44] (Flashback) Noble
    I'm sorry.
[00:47] (Flashback) All
    What?!
[00:49] Ryce
    Our nation fell.
[00:56] Ryce
    From then on...
[01:06] (Flashback) Maccahee
    Ryce, hurry!
[01:10] Ryce
    We spent our days on the run from those
    trying to finish off our people.
[01:16] Ryce
    The serfs got Robin and Lanau first.
[01:22] Ryce
    And then bandits killed
    Cotomay, Bittsburgh, Botom...
[01:37] Ryce
    and Clius.
[01:47] Ryce
    Clius was a really fun guy.
[01:50] Ryce
    On the eleventh day, my best friend Maccahee
    joined them after a fight over food.
[01:56] Ryce
    On the nineteenth day, Canalun died
    of necrosis caused by malnutrition,
[01:58] Yotsuya
    Ryce-san sounds so cheerful
    telling this story,
[02:01] Yotsuya
    but what he saw...
[02:01] Ryce
    and then only I was left.
[02:05] Yotsuya
    ...was hell.
[02:07] Ryce
    When I made it out of the country on day 25,
[02:07] Yotsuya
    How did he go from such despair
    to smiling in just four years?
[02:09] Ryce
    I was like, "Yes! I'm finally out of there!"
[02:12] Torii
    Man,
[02:13] Torii
    that's too much detail, with your buddies'
    names and the exact days and everything.
[02:16] Ryce
    We'll, we're talking about the best
    memories in our lives, right?
[02:21] Ryce
    I thought more detail would be better.
[02:23] Torii
    Damn, that's your best memory?
[02:26] Torii
    How scary is that?
[02:28] Ryce
    It is, isn't it?
[02:29] Lolle
    So our upcoming victory celebration
    will be your future number one, right?
[02:34] Ryce
    I'll do my best. Ow, ow...
[02:36] Lolle
    Rootin' for ya.
[02:37] Torii
    Okay, Iu-chan, you're up next.
[02:40] Shindou
    Huh? The best memory in my life?
[02:43] Torii
    Wait, is it me? Is it meeting me?
[02:45] Shindou
    No!
[04:30] Shindou
    Thanzamer-san!
[04:36] Torii
    This is...
[04:40] Cantil
    Three of them.
[04:44] Cantil
    No time for hiding your eyes.
[04:46] Torii
    Yeah!
[04:47] Shindou
    Right!
[04:48] Torii
    I thought these guys were on the
    other side of the mountain!
[04:52] Shindou
    Did they really swim across
    the ocean to get here?
[04:58] Torii
    It's rock-hard!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[05:10] Shindou
    With three of them,
    we can't get an opening!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[05:18] Torii
    Damn it! I died!
[05:20] Hako
    Cantil-san!
[05:21] Cantil
    Stay back!
[05:25] Cantil
    No!
[05:28] Hako
    Cantil-san!
[05:35] Yotsuya
    Whoa... It went right through!
[05:39] Yotsuya
    That wasn't the one I was aiming for, but...
[05:42] Cantil
    He finished it?
[05:48] Cantil
    That's...
[05:53] Cantil
    the bow from the hero's world!
[06:10] Yotsuya
    Damn, it still takes too long to reload.
[06:19] Ryce
    General Cantil!
[06:22] Ryce
    Hey, orcs! This way!
[06:24] Hako
    Ryce-san?
[06:26] Hako
    Nice! He's trying to scatter
    the orcs by distracting them!
[06:30] Ryce
    Bring it—
[06:56] Yotsuya
    Nice one, Ryce-san!
[06:59] Yotsuya
    Take this!
[07:19] Cantil
    You saved me.
[07:21] Ryce
    I'm honored I could be
    of use to you, General.
[07:24] Ryce
    Though I can't attack,
    since they'll kill me if I get close...
[07:28] Cantil
    I told you to stop calling me "General."
[07:30] Cantil
    I'm a mercenary now, just like you.
[07:32] Ryce
    You got it, Great General!
[07:35] Shindou
    Having Ryce-san here kinda
    lightens things up, huh?
[07:38] Ryce
    Aw, I just can't stand it
    when the mood's all gloomy.
[07:42] Ryce
    I'm a wimp, you know.
[07:44] Shindou
    What? Someone who was a wimp
    wouldn't trip like that!
[07:51] Thanzammer
    Someone, take care of him!
[08:02] Cantil
    They got the jump on us,
[08:05] Cantil
    but we can still take this back.
SIGN    Väikedaam Cave
[08:10] Cantil
    The wounded
[08:11] Cantil
    will be carried to the Väikedaam cave,
SIGN    Väikedaam Cave
[08:13] Cantil
    where they will be treated.
SIGN    Eastern High Ground
SIGN    Eastern High Ground
[08:18] Cantil
    All those available to fight...
SIGN    Western High Ground
SIGN    Western High Ground
[08:23] Cantil
    will return to their posts and stand by.
SIGN    Stronghold
SIGN    Stronghold
[08:32] Yotsuya
    Ryce-san and I will act as decoys.
[08:35] Yotsuya
    Aim it with this alignment.
[08:37] Hako
    O-Okay.
[08:39] Toki
    It's exciting to have a
    weapon that's just for us!
[08:42] Toki
    I'm gonna call you "Orc Eater"!
[08:45] Hako
    Do you think we can hit them, though?
[08:49] Ryce
    Don't worry. We'll run slowly
    to make them easier to target.
[08:53] Toki
    Isn't that super dangerous?!
[08:54] Hako
    Please make sure you do your
    best to run from them!
[08:57] Hako
    We'll make sure our shots land!
[08:59] Ryce
    All right, then, I'll take you up on that.
[09:08] Ryce
    Running away is
[09:10] Ryce
    the one thing I can do, after all.
[09:13] Islander 1
    Orcs incoming!
[09:21] Ryce
    This way!
[09:26] Yotsuya
    This way, ogre!
[09:29] Toki
    They split up!
[09:33] Hako
    I'm taking aim.
[09:34] Toki
    Okay.
[09:39] Hako
    Firing!
[09:40] Toki
    Roger!
[09:47] Islander 1
    Now! Take aim!
[09:52] GM
    Congratula.
[09:53] GM
    You have reached rank 10 in
    your Wizard (Heat) occupa.
[09:57] Toki
    You serious?!
[09:58] GM
    Time to spi.
[10:01] Toki
    Please! Please! Please! Please!
SIGN    Hunter
SIGN    Thief
SIGN    Warrior (Sword)
[10:05] GM
    Bam! Hunter!
[10:10] Toki
    Yes! I got Hunter!
[10:14] Toki
    I'm literally Blue from
    Go! Majiha Super Express!
[10:17] Toki
    Majiha Blue is the cool lady
    who never misses a shot!
[10:21] Toki
    Her transformation sequence that uses
    a staggering 6,000 drawings is legendary!
[10:25] GM
    Until next ti.
[10:26] Toki
    Her catchphrase is...
[10:28] Toki
    "I will cross sea, sky, and time...
[10:31] Toki
    to pierce...
[10:34] Toki
    your heart!"
[10:36] Hako
    Huh?
[10:37] Toki
    Uh...
[10:39] Yotsuya
    Hey!
[10:41] Yotsuya
    I could use some help, too!
[10:44] Toki
    On my way!
[10:46] Hako
    Wait for me!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    Since trees do not
    naturally grow on Jiffon
    Island, arrows can't be
    made there (wood
    must be imported),
    so it fires iron bullets
    instead of arrows.
    This means a string
    much stronger than those used for arrows is
    required to make the bullets fly straight, so its
    string is so heavy that a reel is needed to pull it.
[11:09] Ryce
    No orcs are approaching
    the stronghold anymore.
[11:12] Yotsuya
    I guess they've learned that it's dangerous.
[11:16] Yotsuya
    I'm going to see if I can
    divert one away by myself.
[11:21] Ryce
    You heroes have so much energy.
[11:23] Ryce
    I'm already exhausted.
[11:25] Ryce
    Be careful.
[11:26] Yotsuya
    I will.
[11:32] Yotsuya
    My first real one-on-one battle
    might not be far off...
[11:41] Yotsuya
    So I need to see if this thing works.
[11:48] Yotsuya
    I can do this!
[11:51] Yotsuya
    Shit!
[11:56] Yotsuya
    Damn... Now I'm stuck like
    this for 50 seconds?
[12:04] Yotsuya
    What's it doing?
[12:06] Yotsuya
    Wait, no way!
[12:12] Islander 1
    Take cover! Take cover!
[12:22] Toki
    I'm shooting!
[12:23] Hako
    Okay!
[12:24] Islander 1
    No! The right! Incoming from the right!
[12:26] Hako
    Huh?!
[12:30] Yotsuya
    They're throwing from this side now, too!
[12:36] Toki
    Please hit him!
[12:46] Yotsuya
    No!
[13:02] Hako
    They're...
[13:04] Hako
    gonna get inside!
[13:20] Toki/Hako
    Ryce-san!
[13:36] Yotsuya
    This time...
[13:37] Yotsuya
    I'll hit dead center!
[13:50] Toki
    We gotta prepare the next shot!
[13:51] Hako
    R-Right!
[14:07] Toki
    Hit him!
[14:26] Yotsuya
    Ryce-san!
[14:38] Ryce
    He...y...
[14:41] Ryce
    Did we... beat them?
[14:45] Yotsuya
    Yes, thanks to you.
[14:50] Ryce
    This is what happens when I
    fight instead of running...
[14:56] Ryce
    After I avoided death all this time...
[15:00] Ryce
    I'm so weak...
[15:03] Yotsuya
    Right up until the very end,
[15:07] Yotsuya
    he didn't let the mood among those
    of us left behind become glum.
[15:15] Hako
    You're not weak at all!
[15:17] Hako
    You're not!
[15:20] Ryce
    I finally stood and fought...
[15:24] Ryce
    Too late, though...
[15:31] Yotsuya
    You can brag to your best
    friend and war buddies...
[15:38] Yotsuya
    that you got to fight
    alongside General Cantil.
[15:41] Ryce
    I will. You don't need... to tell me...
[15:59] Runner A
    Report!
[16:00] Runner A
    The earthen walls of the stronghold
    are breached. Nine villagers...
[16:04] Runner A
    and Ryce have died!
[16:10] Lolle
    Got it.
[16:12] Lolle
    Keita, go back them up at the stronghold.
[16:15] Torii
    Roger!
[16:21] Runner B
    Report! Ryce-san is dead!
[16:24] Shindou
    What?!
[16:30] Cantil
    I owe you. We shall meet in the underworld.
[16:44] Toki
    It's our last shot!
[16:46] Hako
    Please land!
[16:52] Torii
    Yeah!
[17:09] Yotsuya
    Abandon the stronghold!
[17:11] Yotsuya
    Everyone, split up and get away from here!
[17:16] Runner A
    There are five orcs left.
[17:18] Runner A
    I'm gonna report to all posts!
[17:20] Torii
    Great. Countin' on ya.
[17:22] Yotsuya
    Five left...
[17:24] Yotsuya
    There are still more we haven't seen yet?
[17:26] Yotsuya
    Are they waiting to ambush us somewhere?
SIGN    Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania.
    (Time limit: 20 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[17:29] Yotsuya
    And the quest we're here for...
[17:31] Yotsuya
    To offer a Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania,
[17:34] Yotsuya
    we need to get a Buffo to offer
    at the harvest festival.
[17:39] Yotsuya
    To make that possible,
    we need to eradicate the orcs.
[17:42] Yotsuya
    And the ones we absolutely can't
    allow to be attacked are...
[17:47] Yotsuya
    The Väikedaam!
[17:50] Yotsuya
    I'm going to provide backup
    at the Väikedaam cave!
[17:53] Toki
    What do we do with this?
    We're all out of bullets.
[17:57] Runner B
    Report!
[17:58] Runner B
    The blacksmith near the eastern high ground
[18:01] Runner B
    is workin' on an iron stake!
[18:04] Yotsuya
    Seriously? The master's still there?
[18:07] Toki
    Nice timing!
[18:09] Torii
    Let's go get more bullets.
[18:13] Yotsuya
    Yeah... Either we let the
    islanders shoot them,
[18:17] Yotsuya
    or the four of us will go get the bullets
[18:19] Yotsuya
    and then head for the Väikedaam cave.
[18:21] Hako
    Yeah.
[18:21] Toki
    Got it.
[19:05] Cantil
    Five orcs left...
[19:07] Cantil
    The enemy numbers don't add up.
[19:09] Shindou
    Yeah.
[19:11] Shindou
    Also, no one's seen the
    queen yet, have they?
[19:15] Cantil
    Right. That's what bothers me.
[19:18] Cantil
    Iu, what do you think the queen is after?
[19:21] Shindou
    Let me think...
[19:24] Shindou
    The ship carrying the children!
[19:26] Cantil
    Let's go check it out.
[19:32] Islander 2
    Orcs!
[19:36] Islander 2
    Two at once!
[19:39] Runner B
    Report!
[19:40] Runner B
    The stronghold is abandoned!
[19:42] Runner B
    The four heroes are comin' this way!
[19:45] Lolle
    All right.
[19:46] Lolle
    Katz, Thanza, we're gonna buy them time.
[20:05] Shindou
    She really is here...
[20:06] Shindou
    The queen!
[20:13] Queen
    What do you want? I'm warming
    up to go for a swim.
[20:17] Queen
    You perverts.
[20:20] Cantil
    So you really are after the ship!
[20:23] Queen
    That a problem?
[20:26] Queen
    You killed my children...
[20:32] Queen
    so I will avenge them by killing yours.
[20:35] Shindou
    We won't let you do that!
[20:38] Queen
    You were the ones who
    approached me with a pact,
[20:40] Queen
    and the ones who broke it.
[20:43] Shindou
    What?
[20:51] Torii
    Damn...
[20:52] Torii
    Evil minions sure are a
    pain in the ass to beat.
[20:56] Yotsuya
    Evil minions?
[20:58] Torii
    Well, we're heroes, aren't we?
[21:01] Torii
    Heroes are the good guys,
[21:03] Torii
    so they're the bad guys
    we have to defeat, right?
[21:06] Yotsuya
    Wrong.
[21:08] Yotsuya
    This started when the
    islanders were being eaten,
[21:11] Yotsuya
    so they proposed a pact with
    the orcs not to kill them.
[21:14] Yotsuya
    The orcs didn't need such a pact at all,
[21:17] Yotsuya
    but they agreed to it anyway.
[21:20] Yotsuya
    But because the orcs grew so much in number,
[21:23] Yotsuya
    the islanders realized there
    wouldn't be enough Buffo,
[21:27] Yotsuya
    so before they could be eaten themselves,
[21:31] Yotsuya
    they made the decision to kill all the orcs.
[21:35] Yotsuya
    If you look at it objectively,
[21:36] Yotsuya
    the islanders are obviously the bad guys.
[21:40] Queen
    I will destroy you all, just as you wish!
SIGN    We Can't Be Heroes of Justice
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Väikedaam Live
     acoustic ver.
SIGN    Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row
SIGN    Folk Tales of Jiffon
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] GM
    "Väikedaam Live acoustic ver."
[23:29] GM
    "Torii Hits on 100 Girls in a Row,"
[23:31] GM
    and "Folk Tales of Jiffon," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo.
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:38] GM
    Believe it!

E16 - The Island That Flows

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[00:07] (Flashback) Gramps
    Say, Yuusuke...
[00:10] (Flashback) Gramps
    Any interest in continuin' to
    train here after the war's over?
[00:15] (Flashback) Gramps
    With your talent, another five years...
[00:18] (Flashback) Gramps
    nah, just two years, and you could
    be the best blacksmith around.
[00:25] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    I can't do that.
[00:29] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    For me, smithing skills are
    just a means to an end.
[00:33] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Frankly, all that matters
    to me is achieving my goal.
[00:38] (Flashback) Gramps
    I see. That's a shame.
[02:24] Shindou
    She really is here...
[02:25] Shindou
    The queen!
[02:31] Queen
    What do you want? I'm warming
    up to go for a swim.
[02:36] Queen
    You perverts.
[02:44] Queen
    Humans are such foolish creatures.
[02:49] Queen
    You have far more intelligence than us orcs,
[02:53] Queen
    yet you don't realize your own weakness,
[02:56] Queen
    you forget about debts you owe...
[03:01] Queen
    and you desire battle.
[03:06] Thanzammer
    This is for Ryce!
[03:09] Thanzammer
    Our battle is for revenge!
[03:11] Queen
    You are barbaric and cruel.
[03:18] Queen
    Fine!
[03:19] Queen
    I will destroy you all, just as you wish!
[03:29] Shindou
    Shit! She's...
[03:38] Queen
    Ouch!
[03:39] Queen
    That hurt!
[03:42] Shindou
    Well, then...
[03:43] Shindou
    How do you like this?!
[03:49] Shindou
    Uh-oh!
[03:54] Shindou
    Oh, right!
[03:55] Shindou
    That's where...
[03:57] Cantil
    Orc Queen!
[04:01] Cantil
    I challenge you.
[04:12] Katz
    Damn it! He was protecting me!
[04:16] Yotsuya
    Don't move.
[04:22] Katz
    If only...
[04:25] Katz
    If only I were stronger...
[04:44] Katz
    Lolle...
[04:48] Katz
    Two of them... showed up here.
[04:52] Katz
    The three of us... managed
    to take out one of them...
[04:58] Yotsuya
    And the other one?
[05:00] Katz
    It ran away, wounded,
[05:02] Katz
    and Thanza-san went after it.
[05:05] Yotsuya
    Do you know which way they went?
[05:06] Katz
    No... I'm sorry.
[05:09] Torii
    So what do we do now?
[05:13] Yotsuya
    We can't scatter. It's too risky.
[05:16] Yotsuya
    Let's all head to the
    blacksmith's shop together.
[05:21] Torii
    What?
[05:23] Torii
    We can't use the bullets that Gramps made?
[05:26] Hako
    In general, players can only use weapons
    that are part of their own gear.
[05:30] Hako
    Things Yotsuya-kun makes with his Blacksmith
    skills are different, but these...
[05:34] Toki
    Didn't we explain that to you?
[05:36] Torii
    Oh, yeah, sorry. I forgot.
[05:40] Yotsuya
    Master, will it be ready?
[05:42] Gramps
    No, the furnace ain't done heatin' up yet.
[05:46] Islander
    Hero.
[05:48] Islander
    We gotta get the wounded
    to the Väikedaam cave.
[05:55] Toki
    Go.
[05:57] Toki
    Leave things here to Majiha Blue,
    the cool lady who never misses!
[06:02] Yotsuya
    Oh, you changed jobs.
[06:05] Toki
    Wait, you just noticed now?!
[06:07] Hako
    We heroes can't use the
    bullets that Gramps makes.
[06:16] Hako
    But the people of the island can, right?
[06:22] Toki
    If we just have the islanders
    load the bullets,
[06:25] Toki
    we can still fire the Orc Eater.
[06:27] Toki
    It won't be a problem.
[06:30] Hako
    Can someone...
[06:34] Islander 2
    I'll stay.
[06:38] Hako
    Thank you!
[06:40] Islander 2
    Nah, you did cheer me on.
[06:43] Islander 2
    And that rice ball was tasty...
[06:51] Islander 3
    Yeah, they were delicious.
[06:53] Islander 4
    She's the goddess of rice balls.
[06:56] Islander 1
    Keep her safe!
[06:57] Islanders
    Yeah, you'd better!
[06:58] Islanders
    I know you can do it!
[06:59] Hako
    Everyone...
[07:00] Toki
    Fear the naturally-soothing types...
[07:03] Torii
    All right! That settles it!
[07:05] Torii
    You'll wait here,
[07:07] Torii
    and the rest of you will head for
    the Väikedaam cave with us!
[07:10] All
    Right!
[07:11] Torii
    Hey, that was pretty smooth, right?
[07:13] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:14] Torii
    Man, if only Iu were here,
    that totally would've won her over!
[07:20] Yotsuya
    He's an idiot. A huge idiot.
[07:31] Queen
    You challenge me, then you
    have the nerve to run away?
[07:35] Queen
    And you call yourself a warrior?
[07:39] Queen
    Fine. I'll play with you.
[07:43] Cantil
    Just as we planned.
[07:50] Yana
    You're awake?
[07:52] Katz
    What is this place?
[07:53] Yana
    The island's sacred ground,
    the Väikedaam cave.
[07:56] Yana
    There's no danger here. You can relax.
[08:07] Katz
    Where are Yotsuya-san and the others?!
[08:08] Yana
    Ya shouldn't be gettin' up yet.
[08:11] Yana
    They headed out already...
[08:16] Yana
    to Kumamo Castle.
[08:25] Yotsuya
    There are probably only a few
    orcs left in the castle.
[08:28] Yotsuya
    Can we take them with our numbers?
[08:30] Torii
    Let's do this, boys!
[08:33] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[08:36] Yotsuya
    Hey, wait a—
[08:39] Torii
    All of you! Follow me!
[08:42] Torii
    We're gonna beat those orcs!
[08:50] Thanzammer
    He's...
[09:15] Shindou
    Wind!
[09:19] Queen
    There!
[09:22] Shindou
    She fell for it!
[09:24] Queen
    Where are you? Stop sneaking around!
[09:26] Shindou
    Now!
[09:30] Cantil
    Why now?
[09:32] Hako
    An earthquake?
[09:37] Thanzammer
    No... It's...
[09:41] Yana
    The island god...
[09:43] Aoiu
    ...is angry.
[09:47] Torii
    Whoa, this is huge!
[09:49] Torii
    Really huge! Super huge!
[09:52] Yotsuya
    It can't be...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN    An island located between the continents of Meri and
    Illa, about seven days' travel from the international
    harbor of Radodorbo by boat. Because of its frequent
    earthquakes and periodic volcanic eruptions, it is also
    known as "Disaster Island." The Jiffon people came to
    the island 900 years ago while fleeing slavery, hoping
    to find a paradise free of fighting.
[10:10] Islander 2
    Sorry... Of all the times...
[10:13] Hako
    Don't be sorry.
[10:19] Gramps
    How could this be?
[10:40] Thanzammer
    Seems like the shaking's stopped.
[10:43] Thanzammer
    But what really scares me is...
[10:49] Yana
    Quickly, get outside! Hurry!
[10:58] Yotsuya
    Aoiu-san!
[10:59] Yana
    Don't, Aoiu! The ceiling's gonna...
[11:02] Aoiu
    There are still wounded in here!
[11:10] Yana
    Aoiu!
[11:13] Yana
    Aoiu! Aoiu!
[11:15] Islander 3
    Yana-chan, it's too dangerous!
[11:16] Islander 3
    If you get too close now—
[11:22] Islander 5
    Volcanic bombs!
[11:29] Yotsuya
    Keep your heads down and keep moving!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[11:40] Torii
    Sorry, Yuusuke. Can you help me out?
[11:47] Torii
    Huh? Hey... Carry me a little
    more carefully, will you?
[11:55] Shindou
    It's erupting?
[11:57] Shindou
    And that earthquake was really big...
[12:03] Shindou
    Wait...
[12:08] Cantil
    Iu!
[12:13] Cantil
    Iu!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[12:21] Shindou
    Shit, shit! I got distracted!
[12:23] Shindou
    Oh, damn it! I can't revive
    if I'm stuck in the ocean!
[12:32] Shindou
    The water is receding...
[12:37] Cantil
    What?
[12:41] Queen
    Did the sea floor collapse
    in all that shaking?
[12:45] Shindou
    No!
[12:46] Queen
    Well, no matter. Let us continue.
[12:49] Cantil
    Indeed.
[12:50] Shindou
    She's wrong! You have to run, Cantil-san!
[12:53] Shindou
    This isn't just low tide!
[12:55] Shindou
    It's...
[12:58] Shindou
    a tsunami warning sign!
[13:07] Old Man
    It's coming. One of those... is coming.
[13:11] Katz
    One of... what?
[13:13] Old Man
    The White Wall.
[13:14] Katz
    White Wall?
[13:20] Katz
    What is that?
[13:24] Song
    Hear our song of rituals and miso
[13:29] Katz
    Yana-san?
[13:32] Song
    Dumplings of music from the eastern isle
[13:35] Old Man
    Oh... Of course.
[13:37] Song
    The earth shakes, my feelings burst
[13:37] Old Man
    This song...
[13:42] Song
    Plow the fields, heave-ho
[13:42] Old Man
    The memory of the calamity that
    struck this island 800 years ago...
[13:50] Song
    The white wall strikes the withered shore
[13:55] Song
    The mountain god blasts a
    pillar of red in his fury
[14:00] Song
    The sea god will devour
    you along with the shore
[14:06] Song
    Climb, climb, to the top of the mountain
[14:10] Song
    When the white wall turns black
[14:16] Song
    It will feast on all,
    starting with the lowest
[14:16] Katz
    It's swallowing the whole island...
[14:21] Song
    The blood of the earth pours down like rain
[14:22] Wife
    Darling!
[14:25] Husband
    You have to live!
[14:28] Wife
    Darling!
[14:29] Song
    The man remaining in the
    valley returns to the earth
[14:40] Song
    Hear our song of rituals and miso
[14:45] Song
    Dumplings of music from the eastern isle
[14:50] Song
    The earth flows, my feelings burst
[14:55] Song
    Plow the fields, heave-ho
[14:59] Aoiu
    Finally made it...
[15:01] Yana
    The blessings of the earth will
    become my flesh and blood
[15:06] Yana
    And I will devour you
[15:11] Yana
    On this island inhabited by the gods
[15:16] Yana
    We offer this song to you
[15:28] Aoiu
    I remembered that there was a secret
    passage under the Väikedaam cave.
[15:32] Aoiu
    Thanks to the mine carts in
    there, I got everyone out.
[15:36] Torii
    I'm glad you're okay.
[15:38] Aoiu
    What part of the castle is this?
[15:40] Yotsuya
    The east side of the castle,
    on the first floor.
[15:42] Aoiu
    Where are the orcs?
[15:43] Yotsuya
    Probably on the next floor up.
[15:45] Islander
    Aoiu! We've got trouble!
[15:51] Refugee 1
    The White Wall swept away all the
    houses and fields along the shore.
[15:57] Refugee 2
    It's the gods' punishment!
[15:59] Refugee 2
    The gods are outraged 'cause we thought
    we could defeat the orcs on our own!
[16:05] Refugee 3
    We're done for.
[16:07] Refugee 3
    Whether we beat the orcs
    or not, we'll never...
[16:10] Torii
    Whoa, hang on! How can you say
    that after we've come this far?
[16:20] Aoiu
    What are you doin'?
[16:21] Yotsuya
    I guess this isn't nearly
    enough force to budge it.
[16:25] Yotsuya
    Aoiu-san, the Väikedaam are also
    the island's historians, right?
[16:29] Aoiu
    Yeah, that's right.
[16:32] Aoiu
    We're also the storytellers who
    pass down the island's history.
[16:36] Yotsuya
    Then do you know where this
    castle's weakness is?
[16:39] Aoiu
    Weakness?
[16:41] Yotsuya
    Like a weak point in its construction.
[16:44] Yotsuya
    The kind that, if broken,
[16:47] Yotsuya
    could bring down the whole castle at once.
[16:49] Aoiu
    Wh-What are you sayin'?
[16:52] Yotsuya
    We'll bring down the whole castle
    to kill all the orcs inside.
[16:59] Yotsuya
    I tried to think of other ways to
    use this eruption for an attack,
[17:04] Yotsuya
    but our enemies are on the second floor.
[17:06] Yotsuya
    The volcanic bombs won't reach them,
[17:08] Yotsuya
    and to reroute lava to flow into the
    castle, we'd need to dig trenches.
[17:13] Yotsuya
    As it stands right now,
    that won't be possible.
[17:18] Torii
    One insane idea after another...
    Are you a demon lord now?
[17:22] Yotsuya
    So the optimal choice right now is to
    destroy the castle along with the—
[17:26] Aoiu
    We can't do that!
[17:28] Aoiu
    This castle is the symbol of the island!
[17:30] Yotsuya
    But you don't use it anymore, right?
[17:32] Yotsuya
    So...
[17:33] Aoiu
    It can't be destroyed, anyway!
[17:35] Aoiu
    It was built 400 years ago!
[17:37] Aoiu
    We've had tons of earthquakes
    and eruptions in that time,
[17:40] Aoiu
    and yet it still stands!
[17:42] Aoiu
    Our ancestors poured all their wisdom and
    ingenuity into buildin' this castle!
[17:46] Aoiu
    It doesn't have any weaknesses!
[17:49] Yotsuya
    I see. Okay.
[17:50] Aoiu
    Huh?
[17:52] Yotsuya
    Then I'll try to find a spot where
    we can fight with an advantage.
[17:58] Torii
    He's like a machine, isn't he?
[18:02] Torii
    A machine that only does what's
    necessary to achieve its goal.
[18:05] Torii
    Seriously, what pleasure does
    he even get out of life?
[18:08] Torii
    He's gotta be a virgin.
[18:15] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    For me, smithing skills are
    just a means to an end.
[18:19] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Frankly, all that matters
    to me is achieving my goal.
[18:24] Aoiu
    How...
[18:28] Aoiu
    How can you keep goin' on just
    for the sake of your goal?
[18:33] Aoiu
    Even when it means sacrificin' yourself?!
[18:36] Yotsuya
    You just need to know your own limits.
[18:39] Yotsuya
    If you have a clear goal, what's the
    problem with just taking action?
[18:44] Yotsuya
    There's no meaning in the process,
[18:46] Yotsuya
    if you're only working for
    the sake of your goal.
[18:50] Yostuya
    If you realize that you're all but
    powerless to achieve your goal,
[18:56] Yotsuya
    you'll know right away that you
    can't afford to stand still.
[18:59] Torii
    See? Nothing he says makes
    any damn sense, right?
[19:04] Aoiu
    It really doesn't make sense.
[19:07] Aoiu
    But there's one thing...
[19:09] Aoiu
    Just one thing I understand clearly now.
[19:13] Aoiu
    We don't have time to stand
    still and do nothing.
[19:27] Yana
    It's been said since old times on this island
    that you should never build on low ground.
[19:34] Yana
    But we started buildin' houses along the
    shore 'cause there wasn't much land.
[19:40] Yana
    We thought more people,
    more fields, and more wealth
[19:44] Yana
    meant the island was prosperous.
[19:47] Yana
    We let our immediate greed get
    the better of us and forgot.
[19:52] Yana
    So pathetic...
[19:54] Yana
    No paradise is achieved without hard work.
[19:57] Yana
    The island's history, its wisdom, its pride...
[20:01] Yana
    As the island's storytellers, we Väikedaam
    should've communicated that better...
[20:08] Aoiu
    It's true. We were wrong.
[20:11] Aoiu
    We neglected the legends that have
    been handed down for generations,
[20:14] Aoiu
    and we lost our homes and our fields.
[20:18] Aoiu
    But...
[20:20] Aoiu
    If our homes are destroyed,
[20:21] Aoiu
    we just need to build sturdier ones.
[20:24] Aoiu
    If our fields are washed away,
[20:26] Aoiu
    we just need to make the
    next ones higher up.
[20:29] Aoiu
    We people of Jiffon have always worked
[20:32] Aoiu
    to refine our knowledge and
    skills for that very purpose!
[20:34] Yana
    Even if there ain't much land or resources,
[20:37] Yana
    our ancestors made up for it with
    diligence and technical prowess!
[20:43] Yana
    Rather than fightin' wars to
    take other people's stuff,
[20:47] Yana
    they turned this island into a peaceful
    paradise through their own hard work!
[20:51] Aoiu
    And as they learned to live
    better, little by little...
[20:56] Aoiu
    As they took steps forward and backward...
[20:59] Aoiu
    Little by little, the people
    of Jiffon made progress!
[21:03] Aoiu
    The people of this island!
[21:11] Aoiu
    Next time, we won't forget!
[21:14] Yana
    We absolutely must not forget!
[21:18] Yana
    We people of Jiffon...
[21:20] Aoiu
    ...ain't gonna lose to no disasters!
SIGN    The Island That Flows
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Daily Orc Talk, the Radio Show
SIGN    Just Then, Jiffon Moved
SIGN    The Female Castle Lord, the Orc Queen
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] GM
    "Daily Orc Talk, the Radio Show,"
[23:29] GM
    "Just Then, Jiffon Moved,"
[23:30] GM
    and "The Female Castle Lord,
    the Orc Queen," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:36] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:38] GM
    Now, charge!

E17 - Dik Throbb

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[00:04] Queen
    Was it the past, or was it a dream?
[00:07] Queen
    I don't even know anymore.
[00:27] Queen
    But...
[00:48] Queen
    But I will never again...
[01:02] Queen
    allow my family...
[01:06] Queen
    to be taken away.
[02:51] Yotsuya
    A dragon?
[02:53] Yotsuya
    What's going on?
[02:55] Yotsuya
    No, focus on the orcs.
[03:01] Torii
    You're late.
[03:03] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[03:05] Yotsuya
    Who are these people?
[03:06] Aoiu
    They were suddenly too exhausted to go on.
[03:09] Torii
    Yeah, you can't blame them.
[03:11] Torii
    So what was it like inside?
[03:13] Yotsuya
    Well, first...
SIGN    West
SIGN    East
SIGN    Left Corridor
SIGN    Right Corridor
SIGN    Reception Hall
SIGN    North
SIGN    Front
    Corridor
[03:15] Yotsuya
    The big reception hall on the
    second floor, where the orcs are,
[03:18] Yotsuya
    has a high ceiling,
    which gives them an advantage.
[03:22] Yotsuya
    So if we're going to fight them,
[03:23] Yotsuya
    we'll need to lure them into the
    corridor, which has a lower ceiling.
[03:27] Yotsuya
    But that has its pros and cons, too.
[03:30] Yotsuya
    On the plus side, in a narrow corridor,
[03:33] Yotsuya
    we can limit the orcs'
    movements to some extent.
[03:36] Yotsuya
    On the minus side, if they sandwich us,
[03:39] Yotsuya
    we'll have no way out.
[03:43] Torii
    So... what are we gonna do?
[03:45] Yotsuya
    Well, I came up with
    several possible options.
[03:49] Torii
    All right! Then let's just
    do it and see what happens!
[03:55] Yotsuya
    Plan one is to push them off the veranda.
[04:03] Torii
    Damn! It would've worked if
    the ceiling wasn't there!
[04:06] Yotsuya
    I told you it was low.
[04:09] Torii
    Here it comes!
[04:12] Torii
    Come on! Over here!
[04:15] Torii
    Yes!
[04:23] Torii
    Uh, hey...
[04:27] Torii
    It's... not coming.
[04:30] Yotsuya
    Damn. Are they being cautious
    because of the volcanic bombs?
[04:37] Yotsuya
    Plan two. Let's go.
[04:40] Islander 1
    Hey! Over here!
[04:42] Islander 4
    Over here!
[04:43] Islander 4
    Bring it on!
[04:45] Islander 1
    We'll take ya!
[04:47] Islander 4
    C'mon! Whatsa matter?!
[04:53] Islander 1
    We gotta run!
[04:54] Islander 4
    No way! We're doin' our job!
[04:57] Yotsuya
    Five,
[04:58] Yotsuya
    four,
[04:59] Yotsuya
    three,
[05:00] Yotsuya
    two,
[05:01] Yotsuya
    one!
[05:10] Yotsuya
    Yes! I did some dama—
[05:14] Torii
    I'm behind ya!
[05:23] Yotsuya
    Plan two didn't work, either...
[05:27] Yotsuya
    Wait, seriously?!
[05:31] Yotsuya
    If it eats any vital organs, he won't revive!
[05:42] Yotsuya
    A child?
[05:43] Yotsuya
    The orc's?
[05:45] Yotsuya
    It has hair.
[05:47] Yotsuya
    Is that who the orcs in the
    castle are protecting?
[05:51] Aoiu
    An orc child?
[05:53] Yotsuya
    Yeah, but it was a little different.
[05:56] Yotsuya
    It had hair on its head.
[05:59] Aoiu
    That's... the next queen!
[06:01] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[06:02] Aoiu
    Most orcs are male, other than the queen,
[06:05] Aoiu
    and the males don't have hair on their heads.
[06:08] Aoiu
    But the queen is different.
[06:11] Aoiu
    A queen can give birth to about a
    hundred babies in her lifetime.
[06:15] Aoiu
    About five of those are female,
[06:17] Aoiu
    and if each of those females
    births another hundred...
[06:24] Torii
    Damn, they'll multiply like crazy.
[06:27] Yotsuya
    You really know a lot about orcs.
[06:30] Aoiu
    I wanted to know as much as I could,
[06:32] Aoiu
    so I read a book we imported
    called All About Orcs.
[06:37] (Flashback) Aoiu
    L-Leg...
[06:40] Yotsuya
    What else did the book say?
[06:43] Aoiu
    Um... It said the orcs have
    their own language...
[06:47] Yotsuya
    What kind of language?
[06:48] Aoiu
    Huh?!
[06:49] Aoiu
    Uh... I only really remember one phrase...
[06:53] Yotsuya
    Say that phrase to the orcs.
[06:56] Aoiu
    What?!
[06:57] Aoiu
    I-I can't!
[06:59] Aoiu
    I mean... I mean...
SIGN    D i k T h r o b b
[07:15] Queen
    You can just stay hidden inside.
[07:18] Queen
    I'll use you as food on my voyage.
[07:28] Queen
    It looks like this island is about to sink.
[07:32] Queen
    Which is why...
[07:34] Queen
    I must go and collect my family.
[07:50] Queen
    How did you...
[07:57] Queen
    What do you want?
[07:58] Queen
    Say something!
[08:02] Queen
    That huge blade will be a problem.
[08:05] Queen
    But if I can get him to swing
    and miss with it once...
[08:09] Queen
    I can beat him.
[08:15] Yotsuya
    Whatever you do, don't flip
    over backwards or you're dead.
[08:19] Torii
    I know, I know.
[08:20] Aoiu
    Are y'all really gonna do this?
[08:23] Yotsuya
    I want to distract the
    orcs as much as possible.
[08:26] Yotsuya
    Please help me.
[08:27] Aoiu
    G-Got it!
[08:30] Torii
    I can't believe you even thought
    to use something like this.
[08:35] Torii
    You really are amazing.
[08:39] Yotsuya
    I never compliment other people, do I?
[08:42] Yotsuya
    I think Torii's amazing for
    being able to do it so easily.
[08:46] Yotsuya
    What makes us different?
[08:48] Yotsuya
    Communication skills?
    Interest in others? Pride?
[08:52] Yotsuya
    No, it's all of that.
[08:55] Yotsuya
    No matter who I'm with, I'm always alone.
[08:58] Yotsuya
    I hate everyone,
    whether they hate me or not.
[09:02] Yotsuya
    My hatred for humanity started
    with a hatred for people like me.
[09:06] Yotsuya
    But since he's nothing like me,
    he doesn't fit in that category.
[09:11] Yotsuya
    So even if I approved of him...
[09:19] Torii
    Looks like everything's ready.
[09:22] Torii
    Let's kill 'em good and dead!
[09:25] Yotsuya
    Well, whatever. That can wait.
[09:32] Aoiu
    Dk throbb!
SIGN    "No, I am leg hair"
[09:36] Voice
    No, I am leg hair.
[09:40] Aoiu
    D
k throbb!
SIGN    "No, I am leg hair"
[09:42] Voice
    No, I am leg hair.
[09:46] Aoiu
    Dk throbb! Dk throbb!
[09:50] Torii
    She's 25 years old, and she's
    screaming that! What a riot!
[09:54] Yotsuya
    Focus, damn it!
[09:59] Aoiu
    Dk throbb! Dk throbb!
[10:13] Yotsuya
    Go!
[10:15] Torii
    My dk...
[10:17] Torii
    is definitely throbbin'!
[10:35] Torii
    Yes! Our lava attack worked!
[10:49] Toki
    Looks like it's going to be a bit
    longer before the bullets are done...
[10:55] Toki
    Hey!
[10:58] Toki
    I just thought of something!
[11:00] Toki
    Wait here!
[11:02] Hako
    Okay.
[11:10] Hako
    Are you all right?
[11:12] Gramps
    I-I'm fine. Sorry. Guess it's my age...
[11:23] Yana
    What is this suffocating feeling?
[11:27] Yana
    Everyone just suddenly...
[11:29] Yana
    Wait, is this...
[11:39] Yana
    Our life force...
[11:41] Yana
    Our life force, and the life
    force of everyone who died today
[11:45] Yana
    is being drained?
[11:48] Katz
    You can see the flow of life force?
[11:51] Yana
    Väikedaam can use magic, just a little bit.
[11:56] Yana
    But who is...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 200 l 0 200
SIGN    
SIGN     Sports very long arms, as
    the name suggests. It stands
    about three meters tall with
    arms reaching about two
    meters, and it can live about
    40 years. Most have a threat
    level of D, but the queen's
    threat level is C due to her
    larger body and higher
    intelligence. They primarily
    speak in Orcish, their own
    unique language, but some
    queens can speak the
    human language, as well.
[12:16] Queen
    This pressure...
[12:19] Queen
    As long as he has that huge sword,
    I can't attack carelessly.
[12:29] Queen
    Three...
[12:31] Queen
    Two...
[12:32] Queen
    One.
[12:40] Queen
    He's mine!
[12:52] Queen
    I've won.
[13:06] Queen
    How did you...
[13:10] Shindou
    You didn't know?
[13:11] Shindou
    Heroes don't die.
[13:31] Shindou
    I don't need armor.
[13:32] Shindou
    I can't stop an attack from an orc, anyway.
[13:37] Shindou
    So I'll keep it light!
[13:44] Shindou
    I dodged her!
[13:46] Shindou
    My heart's pounding!
[13:49] Shindou
    It's no use trying to cut*
    through her in one swing.
[13:51] Shindou
    All I can do is keep cutting through
    one layer of flesh at a time.
[14:03] Hako
    Are you all right?
[14:05] Islander 2
    Yeah...
[14:08] Hako
    Gramps!
[14:12] Hako
    Gramps!
[14:18] Hako
    He's burning up...
[14:19] Hako
    His breathing is heavy,
    and he's unconscious.
[14:28] Hako
    I have to at least get him to
    where there's some wind...
[14:35] Toki
    Hot, hot, hot!
[14:37] Hako
    Yuka-chan?!
[14:39] Toki
    Look!
[14:40] Toki
    I was able to get just one
    back from an orc's body!
[14:44] Toki
    Catch!
[14:46] Hako
    Huh?!
[14:47] Hako
    H-Hang on! I'm not very good at...
[15:08] Hako
    Yuka-chan!
[15:09] Toki
    I'll be back.
[15:15] Gramps
    The Orc Eater...
[15:17] Toki
    You're awake?
[15:19] Gramps
    Let's draw the bow... together.
[15:23] Gramps
    You got a bullet back, right?
[15:25] Hako
    Thank you...
[15:28] Hako
    But please don't push yourself too hard.
[15:32] Gramps
    You are a kind girl.
[15:51] Queen
    That stings...
[15:53] Queen
    Before the hero comes back to life...
[15:57] Queen
    I'll finish killing that one!
[16:01] Queen
    You were strong.
[16:04] Queen
    But...
[16:06] Shindou
    Thanzamer-san!
[16:07] Queen
    Farewell!
[16:26] Shindou
    I get it.
[16:28] Shindou
    The waves tossed the boat onto the
    island before we even realized it.
[16:36] Queen
    I have to go...
[16:42] Queen
    and collect them...
[16:45] Queen
    Mama is coming...
[16:56] Queen
    I will protect you...
[17:03] Queen
    My family...
[17:14] Shindou
    We won!
[17:19] Hako
    It's heading right for the lava!
[17:25] Shindou
    What can I...
[17:28] Shindou
    Thanzamer-san?!
[17:30] Thanzammer
    Stop!
[17:46] Yotsuya
    I hate humans.
[17:58] Yotsuya
    I hate them because they're
    the only species on Earth
[18:01] Yotsuya
    that kills other living
    things out of malice.
[18:07] Yotsuya
    I hate them because they kill things
[18:09] Yotsuya
    that are inconvenient to them if left alive.
[18:22] Yotsuya
    But...
[18:24] Yotsuya
    I have to kill you guys
[18:27] Yotsuya
    for my own convenience.
[18:34] Yotsuya
    So...
[18:39] Yotsuya
    feel free to hate me.
[18:49] Yotsuya
    So long.
[19:16] Yotsuya
    I'm so weak.
[19:20] Yotsuya
    Weaker than anyone.
[20:55] Torii
    What's this? Why do you look so glum?
[20:58] Yotsuya
    No reason.
[21:01] Aoiu
    The wave's receded.
[21:04] Aoiu
    Actually, there's somethin'
    that's been botherin' me.
[21:07] Torii
    What is it?
[21:09] Aoiu
    Five years ago, there was a shipwreck there.
[21:13] Torii
    Shit got wrecked?
[21:15] Torii
    Oh, a shipwreck...
[21:18] Aoiu
    The one the Orc Queen was riding...
[21:21] Aoiu
    No, the one she was bein' held on.
[21:23] Yotsuya
    Huh? Being held?
[21:26] Aoiu
    There was a big cage on the ship that they
    thought the queen was imprisoned in.
[21:32] Aoiu
    She'd been caught by someone
    and put on that ship,
[21:36] Aoiu
    and she broke out along the way.
[21:40] Aoiu
    Then the ship, carryin' nobody but
    the queen, reached the island.
[21:45] Aoiu
    There was no sign of blood,
[21:47] Aoiu
    so we think the crew escaped
    before she could eat 'em.
[21:53] Aoiu
    But there was nothin' on that
    ship that showed whose it was.
[21:58] Aoiu
    It couldn't have docked
    at any port like that.
[22:02] Torii
    What does that mean?
[22:04] Yotsuya
    Most likely, they planned to either secretly
    sell the orc as a weapon or rare beast
[22:09] Yotsuya
    or send her to an enemy nation.
[22:12] Torii
    Oh, so maybe she was sent to
    this island to destroy it?
[22:18] Aoiu
    Th-That... couldn't be...
[22:22] Yotsuya
    We have no way to find out,
[22:24] Yotsuya
    so we'll put that idea on hold for now.
[22:27] Yotsuya
    Is there anything else
    that seems odd to you?
[22:30] Aoiu
    Actually, for some reason,
    everyone's life force is bein' drained.
[22:35] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[22:36] Aoiu
    We Väikedaam can see it 'cause
    we can use magic a little.
[22:40] Aoiu
    Everyone's life force is bein' sucked
    away toward the mountaintop.
[22:47] Yotsuya
    You're right!
[22:50] Yotsuya
    But why the mountaintop?
[22:53] Yotsuya
    The dragon!
[22:55] Torii
    All right! You can count
    on us to look into that.
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Katz Is Cunningly Cute
SIGN    Thanzamer's First Errand
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
    Regular Contributor
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Katz Is Cunningly Cute,"
[23:28] GM
    "Thanzamer's First Errand,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Hakozaki Kusue Becomes a
    Regular Contributor," three altogeth.
[23:34] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:38] GM
    Bye!

E18 - All They Can Do Is Look Up at It

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[00:15] Thanzamer
    I hated this island.
[00:18] Thanzamer
    It was too cramped.
[00:21] Thanzamer
    The land was cramped,
    the relationships were cramped...
[00:25] Thanzamer
    The adults knew nothing
    of the outside world,
[00:27] Thanzamer
    and they refused to learn.
[00:29] Thanzamer
    They just lived peaceful
    lives and then died.
[00:33] Thanzamer
    Everything around me felt so small.
[00:36] Thanzamer
    I felt like I was suffocating.
[00:40] Thanzamer
    I couldn't stand it.
[00:42] Thanzamer
    A far more amazing world
    lay beyond the sea.
[00:46] Thanzamer
    A place where I could burn off my
    energy and pursue my own potential.
[00:51] Thanzamer
    So I...
[01:06] Thanzamer
    became a mercenary.
[01:10] Thanzamer
    That was fifteen years ago.
[01:12] Thanzamer
    As I hopped from one nation to
    the next, I realized something.
[01:17] Thanzamer
    In some places, there were people
    fighting for peace in their homelands.
[01:21] Thanzamer
    In other places, people fought
    to keep their families,
[01:24] Thanzamer
    their friends, and their loved ones safe.
[01:29] Thanzamer
    That tiny, cramped island,
[01:31] Thanzamer
    Jiffon Island, the land that saw no wars,
[01:34] Thanzamer
    was the home they wanted.
[01:38] (Flashback) Thanzamer
    Talk about ironic.
[01:43] Thanzamer
    Stop!
[01:46] Thanzamer
    Who knew I'd learn that
    after abandoning it?
[02:00] Thanzamer
    To me, this island is...
[03:42] Torii
    You look so dumb.
[03:44] Torii
    The sounds that makes are way too cool.
[03:53] Torii
    What're you doing out here?
[03:56] Raji
    Great Hero...
[03:57] Torii
    Weren't you on the boat?
[03:59] Raji
    Yes. My name's Raji.
[04:02] Raji
    I was just inspecting the land, but...
[04:06] Raji
    I ended up stranded here.
[04:08] Yotsuya
    You should get off the
    mountain while you can.
[04:11] Yotsuya
    Poisonous volcanic gases will probably
    be drifting down here soon.
[04:16] Raji
    Y-Yes, you're right. I'll do that.
[04:20] Raji
    Um, where are you two headed?
[04:22] Torii
    Oh, just...
[04:24] Torii
    to do some hero work.
[04:33] Yotsuya
    That dragon is definitely the one sucking
    the life force out of the islanders.
[04:38] Yotsuya
    But why? And why right now?
[04:43] Torii
    Hey, look!
[04:50] Yotsuya
    Is that...
[04:51] Torii
    There you are, dragon!
[04:53] Torii
    Die!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[05:06] Yotsuya
    Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! No way in hell!
[05:09] Yotsuya
    There's no way I can beat that thing now!
[05:11] Yotsuya
    If I can't beat it, so I won't beat it!
[05:13] Yotsuya
    Is there a way to drive it
    back without beating it?
[05:16] Yotsuya
    What does it want, anyway?
[05:18] Yotsuya
    Sucking out life force...
    to replenish its energy?
[05:22] Yotsuya
    Is this basically how it eats?
[05:24] Yotsuya
    If it is...
[05:25] Yotsuya
    That attack it just used would've
    been a waste of energy.
[05:29] Yotsuya
    There'd be no point in replenishing it.
[05:31] Yotsuya
    Is that why it's staying on the
    mountaintop and not chasing us?
[05:34] Yotsuya
    Which would mean...
[05:37] Yotsuya
    Maybe it's an extremely
    energy-inefficient creature?
[05:43] Yotsuya
    If I zombie myself to get it to
    keep breathing a bunch of fire,
[05:45] Yotsuya
    will it use up its MP and grow weak?
[05:48] Yotsuya
    No...
[05:50] Yotsuya
    That won't work.
[05:51] Yotsuya
    It would suck out all the islanders'
    life force before that.
[05:55] Yotsuya
    What can I do?
[05:58] Yotsuya
    For every type of magic user,
[06:00] Yotsuya
    the closer you are to the target you're
    taking MP from, the better it works.
[06:05] Yotsuya
    If the same rule applies to the dragon...
[06:09] Katz
    They all look even worse than before.
[06:12] Katz
    Why is this happening?
[06:13] Yana
    Someone's castin' magic on 'em.
[06:16] Katz
    Magic?
[06:17] Yana
    Drain magic.
[06:18] Yana
    It's high-level magic that only
    powerful sorcerers can use.
[06:21] Katz
    Yana, Väikedaam can use magic, right?
[06:25] Katz
    Isn't there anything you can do?
[06:27] Katz
    Ow...
[06:28] Yana
    Our magic ain't nearly strong enough to face
    such a high-level magic user head-on.
[06:33] Yana
    If I at least knew the spell,
[06:35] Yana
    I could stop it from suckin'
    out people's strength...
[06:39] Yotsuya
    First, I have to get all the
    islanders away from the island!
[06:42] Yotsuya
    That's the best way to drive
    it back without fighting!
[06:46] Yotsuya
    He's still there?!
[06:54] Yotsuya
    I had to get a little violent...
[06:56] Yotsuya
    But I can't afford to waste any time!
[07:03] Raji
    Well done, Hero. You figured it out.
[07:06] Raji
    You're right.
[07:07] Raji
    I am the Dragon Bishop who
    summoned the Darassuede Dragon.
[07:12] Raji
    There's a canyon up ahead, and you're...
[07:14] Raji
    dropping... me... into... it?!
[07:21] Raji
    Huh?
[07:22] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:24] Both
    Huh?
[07:27] Both
    Huh?
[07:32] Both
    Huh?
[07:34] Both
    Huh?!
[07:37] Raji
    You didn't actually know?!
[07:39] Yotsuya
    Well, I do now!
[07:41] Yotsuya
    I'm not totally sure
    what's going on, but...
[07:43] Yotsuya
    Dragon Bishop?
[07:46] Yotsuya
    Summoned?
[07:48] Yotsuya
    Does that mean...
[07:51] Yotsuya
    You're the one who brought
    the orcs to this island?!
[08:00] Raji
    Apprevio... Exflanma...
[08:06] Yotsuya
    Magic users in this world have to
    recite incantations to use spells!
[08:10] Raji
    Ignisfit...
[08:12] Yotsuya
    So while he's doing that...
[08:13] Raji
    Breath of Fire!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
[08:18] Yotsuya
    That was one quick incantation!
[08:21] Yotsuya
    I'm back!
[08:25] Yotsuya
    I've already been killed three times.
[08:27] Yotsuya
    On top of being an instant kill,
    his magic is way too hard to dodge!
[08:35] Yotsuya
    Go, Torii!
[08:36] Torii
    Take that!
[08:38] Torii
    The bastard dodged it!
[08:39] Yotsuya
    Damn it! Sneak attacks won't work, either?!
[08:42] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[08:43] Torii
    Yo, so... he's an enemy, right?
[08:45] Raji
    Abeavalanche, oledograkiesims...
[08:46] Yotsuya
    Yes, he is, but why did you come here?!
[08:48] Yotsuya
    We could have surrounded him!
[08:50] Yotsuya
    Uh...
[08:52] Raji
    Cold Breath!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[08:58] Raji
    I had heard that heroes don't die.
[09:00] Raji
    This is a waste of my time.
[09:07] Yotsuya
    The ones we really can't allow to
    be attacked are the Väikedaam.
[09:11] Yotsuya
    Wait, is he gonna...
[09:16] Aoiu
    Who's there?!
[09:18] Raji
    Tch, I missed.
[09:19] Aoiu
    Huh? You're... Raji from block three?!
[09:23] Raji
    Aoiu, I have nothing against you,
[09:25] Raji
    but to keep the heroes
    quiet, I need you to die.
[09:29] Raji
    Apprevio... Exflanma... Ignisfit...
[09:32] Raji
    Breath of Fire!
[09:38] Aoiu
    I can't believe Raji turned
    out to be a magic user.
[09:41] Aoiu
    There's no way I'll stand a chance
    against his strength by myself.
[09:46] Aoiu
    Raji from block three...
[09:48] Aoiu
    The child prodigy who learned to stand, walk,
[09:51] Aoiu
    and talk faster than any of the other kids.
[09:53] Aoiu
    He earned everyone's respect
    as a design engineer...
[09:57] Aoiu
    That's right!
[09:58] Aoiu
    The one who started saying
    we should build houses
[10:00] Aoiu
    on the land that the lava
    swallowed up was...
[10:03] (Flashback) Raji
    Yes, it's all right.
[10:05] (Flashback) Raji
    The development of our island is what
    we should all be working toward.
[10:11] Aoiu
    How long...
[10:13] Aoiu
    Tell me!
[10:14] Aoiu
    How long have you been planning all this?!
[10:18] Raji
    Apprevio...
[10:20] Aoiu
    The mastermind was on
    this island all along!
[10:23] Aoiu
    Yet we brought mercenaries out here
    an' waged war on the orcs...
[10:28] Aoiu
    and let so many die.
[10:33] Aoiu
    It's all our fault...
[10:35] Raji
    Ignisfit...
[10:39] Raji
    Breath of Fire!
[10:45] Yotsuya
    Ow, that's hot!
[10:49] Aoiu
    Great Hero?
[10:50] Raji
    I knew you'd show up.
[10:52] Yotsuya
    This way!
[10:55] Aoiu
    Why? Why are you...
[10:59] Aoiu
    After all the awful stuff
    we put you through...
[11:11] Yotsuya
    Aoiu-san.
[11:15] Yotsuya
    I need to ask for a favor.
[11:22] Raji
    Oh?
[11:23] Raji
    You're finally giving up? Then, die now!
[11:27] Raji
    Breath of...
[11:29] Both
    Raji!
[11:31] Both
    Don't move!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    Each component of a Wizard's gear is made with a
    piece of amber containing a part of one of three
    magical bugs, a salamander, a gnome, or a sylphid,
    as a catalyst. The catalyst can boost the strength of
    the magic of all Wizards who touch it. Because
    Väikedaam undergo a slight degree of magic training,
    they also possess a creature magic catalyst.
[11:42] Yotsuya
    Creature magic can increase the
    persuasiveness of one's words.
[11:46] Yotsuya
    My magic and Aoiu-san's might
    not be enough individually,
[11:49] Yotsuya
    but if we use magic with the same catalyst,
    which works as an amplifier...
[12:01] Torii
    Damn it! Don't block it!
[12:06] Yotsuya
    Torii!
[12:07] Yotsuya
    After him!
[12:08] Torii
    R-Right!
[12:14] Aoiu
    When he did that...
[12:18] Aoiu
    I thought you were gonna kiss
    me for a second, Yuusuke...
[12:27] Torii
    What the hell is that? Nobody told
    me there'd be stuff like that!
[12:34] Aoiu
    I ain't never seen it before.
[12:35] Aoiu
    Raji prob'ly dropped it when he ran off.
[12:38] Yotsuya
    Medicine? No... some kind of magic tool?
[12:41] Torii
    Huh?
[12:43] Torii
    I've seen this flashy color
    somewhere before...
[12:48] Torii
    Oh, yeah!
[12:51] Torii
    See?
[12:53] Yotsuya
    "See" what?
[12:57] Yotsuya
    You saw it back then?
[12:58] Torii
    I've got a great memory, huh?
[13:00] Yotsuya
    Took you too long to recall it, though.
[13:04] Katz
    What is it?
[13:05] Yana
    The absorption of power has weakened.
[13:08] Yana
    The flow has changed...
[13:10] Yana
    Could this be...
[13:13] Yana
    It is! No doubt about it!
[13:16] Katz
    Yana?
[13:24] Yana
    There it is!
[13:28] Yana
    The six-star magic circle! I knew it!
[13:30] Katz
    Six-star magic circle?
[13:32] Yana
    Yeah. We gotta erase it!
[13:35] Katz
    Okay!
[13:39] Katz
    I feel a lot better now.
[13:41] Yana
    It ain't over yet, though.
[13:43] Yana
    This magic absorbs life force through
    six magic circles on the island.
[13:48] Katz
    Then, when the flow of that life
    force changed earlier...
[13:51] Yana
    Someone erased one of the
    other magic circles.
[13:54] Yana
    I bet it was Aoiu.
[13:57] Katz
    Then, let's erase the rest ourselves!
[14:00] Yana
    Huh?
[14:00] Yana
    We can hardly erase 'em if we
    don't know where they are.
[14:04] Yana
    We just gonna follow the flow of
    life force and hope we find 'em?
[14:08] Katz
    That won't be necessary.
[14:11] Yana
    Is that Jiffon Island?
[14:13] Katz
    Yes. I made it after I
    arrived on the island.
[14:16] Katz
    I'm good at making maps.
[14:18] Yana
    You're more than good.
    That's the work of a pro.
[14:23] Katz
    Life force is sent to the mountaintop
    through six magic circles...
[14:28] Katz
    Which means they're most likely
    to be near the mountain.
[14:31] Katz
    If they're spaced out evenly,
[14:32] Katz
    and the one we just erased is here...
[14:37] Katz
    Excellent!
[14:38] Katz
    Now I know the radius of the concentric
    circles with the mountain at their center.
[14:43] Katz
    Now if we divide this into six equal
    parts at sixty-degree angles...
[14:48] Katz
    The elevation differences
    make it a challenge,
[14:51] Katz
    but you can't fool these eyes of mine!
[14:55] Katz
    Mapmaking is so much more
    fun than fighting!
[15:00] Yana
    Why is this guy workin'
    as a mercenary, anyway?
[15:02] Katz
    It's done!
[15:04] Katz
    These are the locations
    of the remaining four!
[15:26] Katz
    That takes care of the last one.
[15:28] Yana
    That should remove the magic.
[15:31] Yana
    If this stops it from suckin'
    out the life force...
[15:53] Katz
    What was that sound?
[15:54] Yana
    The dragon's headin' back...
[15:56] Aoiu
    ...toward the mountain.
[16:13] Shindou
    It's over.
[16:19] Shindou
    We won, Cantil-san.
[16:42] Yotsuya
    "I hate this island."
[16:44] Yotsuya
    Even as he said that,
[16:46] Yotsuya
    the one who stopped the boat from burning
    and saved the island's future was...
[16:52] Yotsuya
    Thanza-san...
[17:11] Yotsuya
    Love and hate are two
    sides of the same coin.
[17:14] Yotsuya
    I don't want to admit it,
    but I'm not totally indifferent.
[17:19] Yotsuya
    I...
[17:23] Yotsuya
    I hate humans.
[17:28] Yotsuya
    Thank you for all you did.
[17:40] Torii
    "Offer the Jiffon Buffo at Väikdamania."
[17:43] Torii
    That clears the quest!
[17:46] Yana
    We're only able to throw this
    festival 'cause of you heroes.
[17:51] Aoiu
    We thank ya on behalf of all the islanders.
[17:53] Yotsuya
    No need for that.
[17:55] Yotsuya
    We only did it to fulfill our own goals.
[17:58] Aoiu
    Still...
[18:00] Aoiu
    We'll never forget!
[18:02] Aoiu
    Everything we've experienced,
    everything we still need to learn...
[18:06] Aoiu
    As Väikedaam, we'll hand it all
    down to the next generation!
[18:13] Yana
    Aoiu, it's time.
[18:15] Aoiu
    Oh... Right.
[18:23] Aoiu
    If only you were from this world,
[18:27] Aoiu
    I would've wanted to retire
    by marrying you...
[18:30] Yotsuya
    Wh-Wha... uh... er...
[18:36] Aoiu
    Well, take care!
[18:45] Torii
    So lame! You're such a virgin!
    Look how shifty you're acting!
[18:55] Toki
    First Kahvel-san, now her...
[18:56] Toki
    Why is a guy like him so
    popular in this world?
[19:00] Shindou
    Who knows? Maybe because
    he's not as reserved here?
[19:04] Hako
    I think it's because he treated
    them like real people.
[19:08] Hako
    Unlike how he treats us.
[19:18] Cantil
    I've been adrift for more than a day.
[19:21] Cantil
    Maybe this is the end of the road for me...
[19:26] Cantil
    Oh!
[19:27] Cantil
    Hey!
[19:29] Raji
    Huh?
[19:30] Raji
    One of the mercenaries from the island?
[19:32] Raji
    They said he was a former general,
[19:34] Raji
    but look how far he's fallen.
[19:41] Raji
    Wha—
[19:43] Fahtina
    Cool!
[19:52] Cantil
    What was that? What in
    the world just happened?
[19:54] Cantil
    And was that powerful magic...
[20:00] Cantil
    You're...
[20:02] Cantil
    The great sorceress Fahtina?
[20:06] Fahtina
    What's this? Have we met?
SIGN    All They Can Do Is Look Up at It
[21:58] Yotsuya
    Nothing beats being in my own hometown.
[22:02] (Flashback) GM
    Now, as your reward for clearing
    the quest, you may ask one ques.
[22:08] (Flashback) Torii
    Hey.
[22:09] (Flashback) Torii
    What was that Dragon Bishop trying to do?
[22:13] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    That's your question?!
[22:14] (Flashback) GM
    Revive the dragon!
[22:19] (Flashback) GM
    Bye!
[22:19] (Flashback) Torii
    Wait, that's it?
[22:23] Yotsuya
    Revive the dragon...
[22:25] Yotsuya
    So was the scene I saw after clearing
    the third quest a possible future?
[22:35] Yotsuya
    Frankly, at the time, I wouldn't have
    cared if Tokyo had been destroyed,
[22:40] Yotsuya
    but if that future comes to pass...
[22:42] Yotsuya
    this place won't be safe, either.
[22:47] Yotsuya
    He fought until the very end
    to protect his homeland.
[22:53] Yotsuya
    And I...
[22:54] GirlMaster
    Hi.
[22:55] Yotsuya
    Whoa, you scared me!
[22:57] GirlMaster
    One of the people you will meet in
    the near future will be the sixth.
[23:01] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[23:02] GirlMaster
    Bye.
[23:03] Yotsuya
    Hey, hang on!
SIGN    Calling
[23:08] Friend 1
    Hey, Yuusuke!
[23:10] Friend 2
    How've ya been?
[23:12] Yotsuya
    Hey, long time no see.
[23:13] Yotsuya
    Wait, who's this?
[23:15] Friend 1
    Uh...
[23:16] Glenda
    I came here 'cause the
    white girl told me so.
[23:20] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[23:21] Glenda
    Are you Yuusuke Yotsuya?
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Shindou Heads to Hollywood!?
SIGN    The New Hero, Yotsuya's Grandma!
SIGN    The Kingdom of Goldia's
    Three-Round Cooking Contest
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Shindou Heads to Hollywood!?"
[23:28] GM
    "The New Hero, Yotsuya's Grandma!"
[23:30] GM
    and "The Kingdom of Goldia's Three-Round
    Cooking Contest," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:37] GM
    Shining...

E19 - A Short Film and the Sixth Hero

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[00:02] Hako
    Eek!
[00:04] Hako
    Somebody help!
[00:07] Hako
    Are you... a hero?
[00:18] Shindou
    So this... is a battle...
[00:21] Shindou
    But in order to return to my own world,
[00:26] Shindou
    I have no choice but to fight!
[02:02] Glenda
    I came here 'cause the
    white girl told me so.
[02:05] Glenda
    Are you Yuusuke Yotsuya?
[02:08] Yotsuya
    How does she know my name?
[02:11] Glenda
    I will judge you.
[02:13] Glenda
    That's what the white girl told me to do.
[02:15] Yotsuya
    White girl? Wait, you mean...
[02:19] (Flashback) GirlMaster
    One of the people you will meet in
    the near future will be the sixth.
[02:25] Glenda
    I'm Glenda, 'cause I take videos of you.
[02:30] Yotsuya
    Is she the sixth?
SIGN    I'm a videographer, you see.
[02:40] Yotsuya
    Okay, but...
[02:42] Yotsuya
    Why did she come to my grandpa's house?
[02:44] Glenda
    I'm traveling the world to
    make an independent film.
[02:47] Yotsuya
    Um...
[02:48] Glenda
    Yes?
[02:49] Yotsuya
    So... Glenda-san...
[02:51] Glenda
    You can call me Glen.
[02:53] Yotsuya
    Glen-san, have you been to the
    other world several times?
[02:56] Glenda
    No, I've never been there.
[02:58] Yotsuya
    Huh? Then...
[03:00] Yotsuya
    I guess sometimes the Game Master shows
    up before we're transported there?
[03:05] Glenda
    It's probably because I
    already knew about you guys.
[03:10] Yotsuya
    You did?
[03:11] Glenda
    I know four people online who insist
    they've been to another world and back.
[03:16] Yotsuya
    Four?!
[03:17] Yotsuya
    Which means...
[03:19] Yotsuya
    Everyone but me?
[03:21] Glenda
    One's American, one's French,
[03:23] Glenda
    one's Egyptian, and one's Japanese.
[03:27] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[03:28] Glenda
    They've each described a world
    that's perfectly identical
[03:30] Glenda
    to what the other three describe,
    down to the smallest detail.
[03:34] Glenda
    Of course, none of them have
    any other sort of connection.
[03:38] Yotsuya
    That must mean the Master
    appeared to them, too...
[03:42] Yotsuya
    And it's not just the five of us?
[03:44] Glenda
    The Japanese person's username is Yukarion.
[03:48] Glenda
    Ring any bells?
[03:52] Yotsuya
    That's her.
[03:53] Glenda
    I liked this French woman.
    Her looks were just my type.
[03:57] Yotsuya
    Your type?
[03:58] Glenda
    I'm only interested in women.
[04:01] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[04:02] Yotsuya
    Did she just casually come out?
[04:04] Glenda
    But sadly, she passed away.
[04:07] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[04:09] Glenda
    Heart failure, apparently.
[04:11] Glenda
    The last comment she left said,
    "Cleared the fourth round.
[04:14] Glenda
    Now the fifth round is about to start."
[04:18] Yotsuya
    She failed a quest?!
[04:20] Yotsuya
    Is there any way to contact these people?
[04:23] Glenda
    I tried it,
[04:25] Glenda
    by posting comments on each of their videos.
[04:29] Yotsuya
    Of course.
[04:31] Glenda
    But none of them have replied.
[04:33] Glenda
    I don't know if they missed my
    comments or just ignored them,
[04:37] Glenda
    or perhaps...
[04:39] Yotsuya
    They failed?
[04:42] Glenda
    So why don't we start
    posting stuff ourselves?
[04:46] Yotsuya
    Posting?
[04:47] Glenda
    Remember what I said before?
[04:49] Glenda
    Let me take videos of you.
[04:57] Glenda
    We have such cute visitors!
[05:00] Hako
    U-Um... My name is... uh...
[05:01] Shindou
    Uh... I'm... Shindou!
[05:05] Friend 1
    Yo, Yuusuke, who are these two?
[05:08] Friend 2
    Your g-girlfriend?
[05:10] Friend 3
    Which one, though?
[05:11] Friend 3
    Surely not both of them, right?
[05:13] Glenda
    The actors have come together!
[05:13] Yotsuya
    Naw, they're just classmates.
[05:19] Hako
    She's the real deal.
[05:21] Yotsuya
    I just brought 'em out 'cause
    we need 'em for our video.
[05:25] Shindou
    Wow...
[05:26] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[05:27] Shindou
    So you speak in the local dialect
    when you're back home, huh?
[05:31] Yotsuya
    What difference does that make?
[05:35] Shindou
    Hi.
[05:36] Friend 1
    Uh...
[05:37] Friend 2
    Hi...
[05:38] Friend 3
    H-Hello.
[05:40] Yotsuya
    Anyway, that script I emailed you...
[05:42] Shindou
    I read it.
[05:43] Shindou
    You came up with a pretty good
    reproduction of our adventures.
[05:47] Yotsuya
    We don't have much time or funding,
[05:49] Yotsuya
    but she says she'll take
    care of everything else.
[05:52] Friends
    Huh...
[05:54] Friend 1
    I dunno if it's 'cause they're here or what,
[05:57] Friend 1
    but did ya suddenly lose yer accent?
[05:58] Friend 2
    Totally!
[06:02] Yotsuya
    This is killing me...
[06:04] Yotsuya
    Glen's suggestion was...
[06:07] Shindou
    Well, I guess we don't not look like a warrior
    and a citizen of another world... maybe?
[06:13] Hako
    Yeah... I mean... sort of.
[06:18] Glenda
    Action!
[06:20] Shindou
    What is this place?! Who are you?!
[06:23] Yotsuya
    ...that we make a short
    film of our experiences
[06:25] Yotsuya
    and upload it to the internet.
[06:30] Yotsuya
    Game Master at your serv.
[06:32] Yotsuya
    I will now explain the rules to.
[06:37] Shindou
    G-Game? Rules?
[06:40] Shindou
    What do you mean?
[06:43] Yotsuya
    But we have to present it in a way that
    other players would recognize instantly.
[06:48] Hako
    Eek!
[06:50] Hako
    Somebody help!
[06:53] Hako
    Are you... a hero?
[06:55] Shindou
    A hero?
[06:57] Shindou
    Oh, I get it. I'm known
    as a hero in this world!
[07:03] Shindou
    I have to defeat these guys,
[07:05] Shindou
    or I can't complete the quest I was given!
[07:12] Shindou
    So this... is a battle...
[07:15] Shindou
    But in order to return to my own world,
[07:20] Shindou
    I have no choice but to fight!
[07:22] Yotsuya
    Considering the number of
    views this stuff gets,
[07:24] Yotsuya
    there's a good chance some players
    will be among its viewers.
[07:28] Glenda
    Okay!
[07:29] Hako
    That was great, Iu-chan! You were so cool!
[07:36] Shindou
    I guess we made it work.
[07:40] Shindou
    Long day, huh?
[07:42] Yotsuya
    Thanks for coming all the way out here.
[07:44] Shindou
    I had nothing else to do,
    and it was pretty fun.
[07:47] Shindou
    So about my pay...
[07:50] Yotsuya
    Huh?!
[07:50] Shindou
    I am an amateur model, you know.
[07:53] Shindou
    How could you not pay me?
[07:55] Yotsuya
    W-We talked about this, remember?
[07:57] Yotsuya
    We're doing this for our own benefit!
[07:59] Shindou
    Okay, then, just do one thing I ask,
    and I'll let you off the hook.
[08:03] Yotsuya
    Huh? Yeah, sure, that's fine.
[08:06] Shindou
    No being polite.
[08:08] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[08:09] Shindou
    When you're here, you're not just
    speaking in your local dialect.
[08:13] Shindou
    You're different in every way.
[08:15] Shindou
    I want you to be like that around us, too.
[08:21] Shindou
    And that concludes this business discussion!
[08:24] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[08:26] Yotsuya
    A few days later,
    our short film was completed
[08:29] Yotsuya
    and uploaded to a video site.
[08:31] Yotsuya
    Then, ten days after its release...
[08:38] GM
    The occupation of the sixth
    player, Glenda Carter, is...
SIGN    Wizard (Heat)
SIGN    Warrior (Axe)
[08:46] GM
    Warrior (Axe).
[08:53] Torii
    A fourth Warrior, huh?
[08:55] Torii
    But I use a spear, Iu-chan uses a sword,
[08:58] Torii
    and Kusue-chan's a... huh?
[09:00] Torii
    A Heavy Warrior?!
[09:04] Hako
    That's an elite job.
[09:06] Shindou
    Kusue, when did that happen?
[09:08] Hako
    Oh, uh... on Jiffon Island...
[09:11] Hako
    When the Orc Queen died.
SIGN    Warrior (Spear)
SIGN    Knight (Sword)
SIGN    Heavy
    Warrior
    (Sword)
SIGN    Elite Warrior (Sword)
[09:16] (Flashback) GM
    Hakozaki Kusue: Heavy Warrior (Sword).
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Clothes
SIGN    Heavy Warrior (Sword) Clothes
[09:21] Hako
    I put the armor back since
    it's heavy, though.
[09:27] Torii
    So even with all these Warriors,
    there are no duplicates.
[09:30] Yotsuya
    Her stats are definitely high.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 180 0 l 180 142 l 0 142
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
SIGN    Heavy Warrior (Sword) Rank 1
SIGN    > 325%
    > 290%
    > 265%
    
    > 220%
    
    > 275%
SIGN    Health
    Upper Body
    Lower Body
    Involuntary
    Muscle
    Strength
[09:32] Yotsuya
    Maybe she'll finally be strong
    enough to keep up with us now?
[09:36] GM
    Now, your quest for the
    fifth round is as fol.
SIGN    Reduce Rainbow Stair addiction in the
    Kingdom of Goldia to less than 3%.
SIGN    (Time limit: 90 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[09:40] GM
    A: Reduce Rainbow Stair addiction in
    the Kingdom of Goldia to less than 3%.
[09:46] GM
    The time limit is 90 days.
SIGN    Stop the destruction of the village of Zagroth.
SIGN    (Time limit: 30 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[09:50] GM
    B: Stop the destruction of
    the village of Zagroth.
[09:53] GM
    The time limit is 30 days.
[09:55] Hako
    Huh?
[09:57] Shindou
    What... the heck?
[10:00] GM
    You may choose whichever one you pref.
[10:03] Toki
    Oh, man! We have two options this time?
[10:07] Yotsuya
    B sounds like it'd be easier.
[10:09] Yotsuya
    It requires a lot less time, too.
[10:12] Yotsuya
    No, wait... The simpler a quest sounds,
[10:15] Yotsuya
    the more ambiguous its goal is.
[10:18] Yotsuya
    With stuff like this, we tend to lose a lot
    of time just figuring out what we need to do.
[10:24] Yotsuya
    We should choose A.
[10:25] Yotsuya
    All right, A—
[10:25] Torii
    Okay, we'll take B.
[10:27] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[10:27] GM
    Underst.
[10:29] Yotsuya
    Excuse me?! Who said you could decide?!
[10:32] GM
    Bye.
[10:34] Yotsuya
    Wait—
[10:35] Yotsuya
    You dick!
[10:36] Torii
    What's the problem?
    B's easier to make sense of.
[10:39] Torii
    It'll take less time, too.
[10:41] Yotsuya
    That's exactly what the problem is!
[10:42] Shindou
    Well, the decision's made now.
    We can't change it.
[10:43] Torii
    Why?!
[10:45] Hako
    I guess we need to find the
    village of Zagroth first.
[10:48] Toki
    Should we go to Cortonel
    and ask Kahvel-san again?
[10:57] Hako
    How many years has it been since last time?
[11:00] Toki
    Damn... It looks totally different.
[11:03] Shindou
    Hey, where was Kahvel-san's house again?
[11:07] Yotsuya
    If I recall, it should be over there.
[11:10] Shindou
    Too polite. Try again.
[11:13] Yotsuya
    I-I think it was over there?
[11:21] Yotsuya
    Kahvel-san!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    When a player reaches
    job rank 10, elite job
    classes are added to the
    roulette wheel and
    become new options when the player changes jobs.
    There are a wide range of elite jobs, including Elite
    Wizard, Sorcerer, and Heavy Warrior, but jobs with
    more routine skill sets, such as Farmer, Chef, and
    Blacksmith, do not have elite versions.
[11:38] Kahvel's Daughter
    Thank you for all you did for
    my mother when she was alive.
[11:42] Kahvel's Daughter
    You really haven't changed at all.
[11:50] Kahvel's Daughter
    They won't go all the way to the village,
[11:52] Kahvel's Daughter
    but these merchants will give
    you a ride partway there.
[11:55] Shindou
    Thanks for everything.
[11:57] Kahvel's Daughter
    Traveling with you heroes was my
    mother's proudest accomplishment.
[12:03] Kahvel's Daughter
    I heard the stories of
    her adventures with you
[12:06] Kahvel's Daughter
    as bedtime stories from a very young age.
[12:11] Kahvel's Daughter
    If I can be of any help to you at all,
[12:14] Kahvel's Daughter
    I'm sure it will make her very happy.
[12:28] Torii
    That little girl is already...
[12:32] Toki
    It's been seventeen years.
[12:34] Toki
    It makes sense she'd grow up.
[12:36] Torii
    I suddenly feel super old.
[12:38] Glenda
    So a lot of time passes in this
    world with every round we complete?
[12:44] Hako
    Yeah. It's the one thing I
    still can't get used to.
[12:54] (Flashback) Kahvel's Daughter
    Traveling with you heroes was my
    mother's proudest accomplishment.
[12:59] Yotsuya
    Her proudest...
[13:01] Shindou
    What?
[13:02] Yotsuya
    Nothing.
[13:04] Yotsuya
    Wasn't I just using her?
[13:08] Yotsuya
    So I could keep myself alive?
[13:13] Yotsuya
    And from now on, I'll probably still...
[13:23] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[13:25] Yotsuya
    How is there not even a road there?
[13:27] Torii
    Why do we have to walk
    through all this crap?
[13:30] Toki
    This seriously sucks.
[13:32] Shindou
    A cart definitely couldn't
    drive through this.
[13:35] Glenda
    The sun is going down.
[13:37] Glenda
    At the very least, we need
    to find some kind of hint,
[13:39] Glenda
    or we could end up lost
    in this jungle forever.
[13:44] Toki
    Y—
[13:44] Torii
    You're joking!
[13:45] Hako
    We should be going in the right direction...
[13:48] Hako
    Kahvel-san's daughter said Zagroth
    doesn't get a lot of traffic,
[13:55] Hako
    but the location is so unclear.
[13:56] Toki
    Forget villages. There aren't
    even any signs of human life.
[14:00] Torii
    Anyway, Glen-san,
    your Japanese is really good.
[14:03] Torii
    Where'd you learn it?
[14:05] Glenda
    Huh?
[14:05] Shindou
    Now that you mention it, you were
    speaking English back in our world.
[14:09] Glenda
    No, I'm speaking in English now.
[14:12] Toki
    No way. All I hear is Japanese.
[14:15] Glenda
    It sounds like English to me.
[14:17] Glenda
    So does what you're saying, Yukarion.
[14:20] Toki
    Um... Could you not call me that, please?
[14:24] Yotsuya
    I think our voices are being
    automatically translated.
[14:27] Torii
    Wait, you knew?!
[14:29] Yotsuya
    It just took you too long to notice.
[14:31] Glenda
    I thought it was normal just because
    of the kind of world this is...
[14:37] Glenda
    What's that?
[14:39] Hako
    A goblin!
[14:41] Toki
    Not a human to be found,
    but these guys are here?
[14:47] Torii
    You guys just stay put.
[14:49] Torii
    Hey, Yuusuke! How the hell did you
    change jobs on the way here?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 160 l 0 160
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 160 l 0 160
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 40 l 0 40
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Wizard (Heat) Rank 1
SIGN    Health > 132.5%
    Upper Body > 200%
    Lower Body > 110%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 130%
    Strength > 145%
SIGN    •Can use heat magic.
    
    •Can make weapons
     and armor.
     All equipment made
     by a player with the
     Blacksmith job can...
[14:54] Yotsuya
    Huh? Oh...
[14:56] Torii
    I'll beat up the small fry myself!
[14:58] Toki
    Experience hog. So cheap.
[15:01] Yotsuya
    Go for it.
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[15:15] Yotsuya
    Shit!
[15:20] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[15:29] Shindou
    Wind!
[15:34] Shindou
    It didn't even unbalance him?
[15:36] Toki
    This is just a regular goblin, right?
[15:39] Toki
    The weak things?
[15:41] Hako
    I-It should be...
[15:46] Toki
    It's coming this way!
[15:47] Hako
    W-Well, I've gotten stronger, too!
[15:54] Glenda
    I see. So that's how it works.
[15:57] Toki
    We don't really have any place here, do we?
[15:59] Hako
    Nope...
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Revived
SIGN    Torii Keita
[16:02] Shindou
    Down in one hit. Sad.
[16:04] Torii
    Hang on, were goblins always that strong?
[16:07] Shindou
    Yeah, good point...
[16:09] Toki
    If it was red all over,
    it might make sense, but...
[16:13] Yotsuya
    That's pretty common in games.
SIGN    Threat Level D
[16:16] Yotsuya
    Threat level D?!
[16:18] Glenda
    What is it?
[16:19] Yotsuya
    I took a look at this guy's
    abilities with my Chef skill.
[16:23] Glenda
    Something strange?
[16:24] Yotsuya
    Yes.
[16:26] Yotsuya
    Usually, the threat level of this type
    of goblin would be F, the lowest rank,
[16:32] Yotsuya
    but this goblin's threat level is D.
[16:35] Yotsuya
    I've never seen this before.
[16:38] Torii
    I saw someone.
[16:39] Shindou
    Really?
[16:40] Torii
    Yeah.
[16:42] Yotsuya
    Glen-san!
[16:44] Yotsuya
    We'll go, too.
[16:54] Glenda
    Is this a graveyard?
[16:57] Glenda
    It's very old.
[17:01] Hako
    Glen-san.
[17:02] Glenda
    Where are the others?
[17:04] Hako
    We split up to search.
[17:06] Hako
    Did you lose sight of them?
[17:07] Glenda
    No, I think...
[17:24] Glenda
    Found her.
[17:25] Hako
    It looks like... she's scared.
[17:28] Glenda
    She's just a child.
[17:30] Glenda
    A huge woman like me would
    only scare her more.
[17:34] Glenda
    I'll let you handle it.
[17:35] Hako
    H-Huh?!
[17:41] Hako
    I-It's okay. We won't do anything to you.
[17:45] Hako
    We'd like to talk to you, if you don't mind.
[17:48] Jezby
    Great... Hero?
[17:50] Hako
    Huh?
[17:51] Hako
    Yeah, that's right! You know about us?
[17:53] Hako
    That's right. We're heroes.
[17:57] Hako
    So you don't need to worry.
[18:09] Jezby
    My name is Jezby.
[18:12] Torii
    So... Jezby, why did you run away from us?
[18:16] Jezby
    I'm sorry. I thought you
    were from the village.
[18:19] Yotsuya
    Village?
[18:20] Yotsuya
    Are you from the village of Zagroth?
[18:24] Shindou
    We're trying to get to Zagroth.
[18:27] Shindou
    Where is the village?
[18:36] Yotsuya
    A mountain?
[18:37] Glenda
    No, that's a monolith.
[18:40] Shindou
    A what?
[18:41] Glenda
    It's also called a volcanic plug.
[18:43] Glenda
    They're created when magma
    from underground cools
[18:45] Glenda
    and hardens above the surface.
[18:47] Glenda
    There's a famous one in Wyoming
    called Devil's Tower.
[18:50] Yotsuya
    I've heard of that.
[18:52] Jezby
    That's where the village is.
[18:54] Torii
    What? We have to climb that?
[18:56] Toki
    Is that even possible without some
    kind of winged monster to ride?
[19:01] Yotsuya
    Now I see why they have little
    interaction with the outside world.
[19:05] Yotsuya
    But this girl is on the outside now.
[19:08] Yotsuya
    Could you show us the way to that village?
[19:13] Glenda
    No, she can't do that.
[19:15] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[19:16] Glenda
    She ran from us because she thought
    we were from the village.
[19:24] Yotsuya
    They're chasing her?
[19:30] Jezby
    I get my water from there.
[19:33] Jezby
    There are edible fruits
    in the trees up ahead.
[19:36] Jezby
    I'll go get some.
[19:37] Glenda
    I'll go with you, then.
[19:38] Jezby
    That's all right. I do this every day.
[19:41] Jezby
    You can go back to the hut and wait for me.
[19:45] Hako
    That's cold!
[19:46] Hako
    If this wasn't a quest,
    it'd be kind of fun, like camping.
[19:50] Hako
    What's the matter?
[19:54] Glenda
    Oh, I was thinking it must be rough for
    a child like her to survive alone.
[20:00] Hako
    Glen-san, do you not like children?
[20:03] Glenda
    No, I like them.
[20:05] Glenda
    And when we're talking about
    a cute girl like her,
[20:07] Glenda
    I'd probably like her even
    more once she turned 18.
[20:10] Hako
    Once she's 18?
[20:12] Glenda
    I'm just saying she's not
    the right age for me yet.
[20:17] Glenda
    I'm only interested in women.
[20:20] Hako
    Huh?! Y-You mean...
[20:22] Glenda
    Don't worry.
[20:24] Glenda
    Even men don't go after every
    single woman they meet, right?
[20:28] Hako
    Oh... You're right. I'm sorry.
[20:31] Hako
    I've just never known anyone like that...
[20:35] Hako
    I really am sorry.
[20:39] Glenda
    Don't worry about it.
[20:41] Glenda
    You look cute that way, too.
[20:48] Hako
    My heart actually started
    racing for a second...
[20:54] Hako
    Jezby-chan?
[20:56] Torii
    Wow...
[20:58] Torii
    Creature magic's pretty handy, huh?
[21:00] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 135 0 l 135 60 l 0 60
SIGN    m 0 0 l 134 0 l 134 160 l 0 160
SIGN    m 0 0 l 270 0 l 270 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
SIGN    Wizard (Creature)
SIGN    Creature Magic
    •Can speed up or slow down
    the cellular metabolism of
    creatures by touching with
    the palm.
    •Can increase or decrease
    the persuasiveness of their
    own words and actions.
SIGN    Creature 48x90%
    
    Heat 40x120%
[21:01] Yotsuya
    This is definitely using
    less MP than it used to.
[21:05] Yotsuya
    Well, that just means I can
    make these plants grow faster.
[21:10] Torii
    That's good, right?
[21:11] Yotsuya
    Stop staring and help me out!
[21:13] Torii
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:14] Shindou
    We got firewood.
[21:17] Torii
    Hey, welcome back.
[21:19] Toki
    Why are we doing the physical labor?
[21:21] Shindou
    Well, you're a Hunter now, remember?
[21:23] Shindou
    This is your chance to show off your skills.
[21:29] Glenda
    Is this a monster?
[21:31] Glenda
    Or is it...
[21:32] Hako
    I... I don't know...
[21:36] Jebzy
    Father?
SIGN    A Short Film and the Sixth Hero
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
[23:26] GM
    "Tokitate Falls in Love through the Suspension
    Bridge Effect!? Crash Landing of Passion,"
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Tokitate Falls in Love through the Suspension Bridge Effect!?
     Crash Landing of Passion
SIGN    Yotsuya VS Mecha Yotsuya
SIGN    Glenda Super Chats a Vtuber
[23:29] GM
    "Yotsuya Versus Mecha Yotsuya,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Glenda Super Chats
    a Vtuber," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:38] GM
    I have cut another unworthy—

E20 - The Journey of Death

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[00:03] Glenda
    Is this a monster?
[00:05] Glenda
    Or is it...
[00:06] Hako
    I... I don't know...
[00:08] Jezby
    Father?
[00:09] Glenda
    What?
[00:10] Hako
    D-Did she just say "Father"?
[00:12] Jezby
    No... Why did this happen?
[00:15] Yotsuya
    Don't!
[00:16] Glenda
    Yuusuke?!
[00:18] Yotsuya
    I heard from the other
    players we contacted online
[00:21] Yotsuya
    that there's a parasite called a wireworm
[00:23] Yotsuya
    that parasitizes other creatures'
    brains to control them.
[00:25] Glenda
    So that thing is feeding on him?
[00:28] Yotsuya
    You can't kill them by
    cutting or crushing them.
[00:30] Yotsuya
    The best way is to burn them
    along with their host.
[00:32] Jezby
    Burn...
[00:33] Jezby
    No!
[00:34] Jezby
    Let me go!
[00:36] Yotsuya
    The moment that thing attached to his brain,
[00:38] Yotsuya
    he was already dead.
[00:42] Yotsuya
    I'm sorry, but we can't let
    our whole party be wiped out.
[00:46] Glenda
    Yuusuke...
[00:48] Glenda
    Shit!
[00:50] Hako
    Glen-san!
[00:52] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san, cut it off!
[01:00] Yotsuya
    Hey!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
[01:09] Jezby
    F-Father...
[01:11] Jezby
    No! Don't!
[01:23] Shindou
    What happened?!
[01:25] Yotsuya
    Oh... Tokitate-san, perfect timing.
[01:28] Toki
    Huh?
[01:29] Yotsuya
    Would you mind burning him?
[01:35] Toki
    Why do I have to do this?
[01:37] Yotsuya
    If you don't burn the body
    as soon as possible,
[01:39] Yotsuya
    it can apparently progress
    into a pandemic very quickly.
[01:44] Jezby
    Father...
[01:54] Glenda
    Jezby!
[01:55] Glenda
    Jezby!
[03:32] Shindou
    Looks like she just lost consciousness.
[03:36] Yotsuya
    Why didn't you bring the sword down?
[03:40] Hako
    I tried to... but I couldn't.
[03:44] Hako
    How can you be so calm about this?
[03:47] Yotsuya
    This isn't the time to
    talk about being calm.
[03:49] Yotsuya
    The monsters have gotten stronger,
    and we need to get used to it.
[03:53] Yotsuya
    We came close to losing
    Glen-san right off the bat.
[03:57] Glenda
    What are you talking about, Yuusuke?
[03:59] Glenda
    Kusue's reaction is correct.
[04:01] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[04:02] Glenda
    He may have been taken over by
    a parasite, but he was human.
[04:05] Glenda
    Not only that...
[04:08] Yotsuya
    I lost my grasp on my sensibility.
[04:11] Yotsuya
    Getting used to this is what's abnormal.
[04:15] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san...
[04:17] Yotsuya
    From now on, if you don't think
    you can do something, say so.
[04:21] Yotsuya
    I'll handle tasks like this.
[04:24] Yotsuya
    I've already killed a man, after all.
[04:28] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun...
[04:30] Yotsuya
    Though I didn't realize at the
    time that this world was real...
[04:34] Yotsuya
    But it doesn't matter. I'm already tainted.
[04:37] Yotsuya
    You don't want to see things like
    that, do you, Hakozaki-san?
[04:41] Hako
    I don't.
[04:43] Hako
    I don't, but...
[04:46] Hako
    If someone has to do this no matter what...
[04:49] Hako
    If the same thing has to happen
    whether I watch or not...
[04:52] Hako
    That won't make it okay that I
    was the only one not looking!
[04:57] Glenda
    You try to bear too much
    weight alone, Kusue.
[04:59] Glenda
    I don't like dead bodies, either.
[05:02] Glenda
    There was a time when I almost
    became depressed because of it.
[05:05] Toki
    U-Um... Did you say "dead bodies"?
[05:09] Glenda
    There's such a thing as the
    right person for the job.
[05:11] Toki
    You're ignoring me?
[05:12] Glenda
    There are hundreds of thousands of things
    that must be done in this world.
[05:17] Glenda
    Why should you force yourself to
    do one that you're not good at?
[05:22] Glenda
    A hidden passage?
[05:24] Jezby
    Yes.
[05:25] Jezby
    The entrance is just ahead.
[05:29] Torii
    What made her suddenly decide
    to take us there, though?
[05:32] Shindou
    It must've been... what happened yesterday.
[05:36] Torii
    Also, we still haven't been told
    any details at all, have we?
[05:42] Jezby
    Everyone, this is it.
[05:46] Torii
    Ooh, it opened!
[05:48] Yotsuya
    It looks pretty deep.
[05:55] Glenda
    A limestone cave?
[06:04] Shindou
    Say, Jezby...
[06:06] Shindou
    How much farther is it to the village?
[06:08] Jezby
    About... half a day.
[06:11] Torii
    Half a day?!
[06:13] Toki
    I wish you had told us that sooner...
[06:16] Torii
    Also...
[06:17] Torii
    If we fall, we're dead, aren't we?
[06:19] Toki
    And if a strong monster showed
    up here, we'd be goners.
[06:25] Yotsuya
    Vampire bats?
[06:27] Toki
    I knew it!
[06:28] Torii
    They're even weaker than goblins.
[06:30] Torii
    This time, I'll take care of it!
[06:33] Toki
    Okay, they're all yours.
[06:34] Torii
    Huh?
[06:35] Yotsuya
    These guys might be stronger now, too.
[06:38] Yotsuya
    Be careful.
[06:39] Torii
    Huh? Hey, wait a—
[06:48] Glenda
    Let's take a break here.
[06:50] Torii
    D-Damn it, you guys...
[06:53] Shindou
    I'm glad you got some experience out of it.
[06:56] Yotsuya
    The Journey of Hope?
[06:58] Jezby
    A chosen few leave the village to search
[07:01] Jezby
    for a place where we can
    all live more safely.
[07:05] Jezby
    My father was one of them.
[07:07] Glenda
    Why would they do that?
[07:09] Jezby
    The monsters that attack
    us have gotten stronger,
[07:12] Jezby
    and every year, we're able to
    harvest fewer and fewer crops.
[07:15] Jezby
    The village chief said we couldn't keep
    living in this village much longer.
[07:21] Yotsuya
    So the monsters have
    definitely gotten stronger.
[07:25] Jezby
    Normally, it's older people who are chosen.
[07:29] Jezby
    Since they can't do their jobs anymore,
[07:32] Jezby
    the idea is that they can at
    least help the village that way.
[07:35] Hako
    What sort of reasoning is that?
[07:37] Torii
    That's just harsh, man.
[07:39] Yotsuya
    Fewer mouths to feed, huh?
[07:41] Yotsuya
    I've heard of the same thing happening in
    poor mountain villages in Japan long ago, but...
[07:46] Jezby
    That's why the villagers
    call the Journey of Hope
[07:51] Jezby
    "the Journey of Death" in secret.
[07:55] Jezby
    My father and a young man named Dan
[07:58] Jezby
    tried to convince the village chief
    that we shouldn't do this anymore,
[08:03] Jezby
    but the chief listed a bunch
    of reasons to keep doing it,
[08:06] Jezby
    so the two of them ended up being
    sent on the Journey of Hope anyway.
[08:11] Jezby
    After that, my mother fell ill...
[08:15] Jezby
    It was just me and my little brother,
    and we didn't know what to do...
[08:20] Jezby
    So I left the village to
    bring our father back home.
[08:25] Jezby
    I happened to stumble upon the
    shack Father had been living in,
[08:29] Jezby
    but he said he couldn't break the rules.
[08:33] Jezby
    Not only that, but I would probably
    be executed for bringing him back.
[08:39] Jezby
    The next day, Father left, saying he was
    going to talk to the village chief.
[08:45] Jezby
    I never saw him again.
[08:46] Glenda
    So when you said you thought
    we were from the village...
[08:49] Jezby
    I thought he had failed
    to convince the chief
[08:52] Jezby
    and the villagers had come to get me.
[08:55] Jezby
    But not only did he never come
    back, he ended up like that...
[09:02] Hako
    What about the man who left
    the village with your father?
[09:07] Jezby
    By the time I got here,
[09:08] Jezby
    he was already gone.
[09:10] Jezby
    Father said he went to find a place
    called New Eden somewhere in the world.
[09:15] Yotsuya
    New Eden?
[09:16] Jezby
    I don't know anything about it.
[09:19] Jezby
    My father was against it,
    but he couldn't stop him...
[09:22] Jezby
    and Dan never came back.
[09:25] Torii
    Wait, Jez-chan... Isn't it a bad
    idea for you to go to the village?
[09:29] Torii
    Didn't you say they might execute you?
[09:32] Jezby
    But I need to tell my mother and
    brother that Father is dead.
[09:42] Jezby
    We're almost at the entrance to the village.
[09:45] Jezby
    We don't want the chief's
    friends to find us,
[09:48] Jezby
    so I'll scout ahead.
[09:49] Shindou
    I'll go with you.
[09:51] Jezby
    That's all right.
[09:52] Jezby
    I'll just take a look outside,
    and then I'll be right back.
[09:56] Shindou
    Our quest was to stop the village
    of Zagroth from being destroyed,
[10:01] Shindou
    but it doesn't seem like it's
    in imminent danger, does it?
[10:04] Yotsuya
    Maybe there's some hidden something
    that could destroy it?
[10:08] Glenda
    There's no telling what might happen. Right?
[10:12] Yotsuya
    But I do think I'm starting
    to see what we need to do.
[10:16] Jezby
    Nobody's there! Now's our chance!
[10:18] Yotsuya
    We need to make sure Jezby isn't executed
    upon returning to the village.
[10:23] Hako
    Right.
[10:33] Yotsuya
    So this is...
[10:35] Yotsuya
    the village of Zagroth.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    Threat level: E
    Controls its host body by
    parasitizing its brain. It can be
    immobilized by crushing its
    host's head, but the parasite itself will not die if cut or
    crushed. The only ways to kill it are by burning it,
    boiling it, or desiccating it. When there are fresh
    corpses available, it can multiply indefinitely.
[10:47] Glenda
    Looks like the population might
    only be a hundred or so.
[10:51] Glenda
    You'd be just barely squeaking
    by if you had to live here.
[10:56] Froc
    Who are you people?!
[11:00] Froc
    Heroes?
[11:02] Froc
    Are you really heroes?
[11:03] Froc
    What are you doing here?
[11:05] Jezby
    Froc!
[11:06] Froc
    J-Jezby?
[11:10] Froc
    You're... alive?
[11:13] Hako
    Are they friends?
[11:15] Shindou
    Looks like they're closer than that.
[11:17] Jezby
    He's my neighbor. We grew up together.
[11:19] Froc
    You just vanished without warning.
    What were you thinking?
[11:23] Jezby
    I left to tell Father about Mother...
[11:25] Jezby
    Oh, how are my mother and Lanan?
[11:30] Jezby
    Froc?
[11:32] Servant
    Milady, we should really head back now.
[11:35] Servant
    It's starting to get dark.
[11:37] Iris
    No!
[11:38] Iris
    I'm going to find that flying monster today!
[11:41] Servant
    Milady!
[11:42] Servant
    Please wait!
[11:44] Soldier
    Let her do what she wants.
[11:46] Servant
    But...
[11:47] Soldier
    It's the same thing as always.
[11:49] Soldier
    She's lying and dragging us
    around for her own jollies.
[11:55] Jezby
    No...
[11:56] Jezby
    I don't believe it... When?
[11:59] Froc
    Two days ago.
[12:01] Froc
    Her condition suddenly got worse...
[12:03] Jezby
    M-Mother...
[12:06] Jezby
    Mother...
[12:08] Jezby
    Mother!
[12:15] Jezby
    Froc, where is Lanan?
[12:17] Froc
    At my house, but...
[12:21] Froc
    Wait here. I'll bring him.
[12:26] Jezby
    Lanan?
[12:29] Jezby
    Lanan... Hey, Lanan?
[12:32] Jezby
    Don't you recognize me?
[12:35] Froc
    He's been like this since your mom died.
[12:39] Froc
    He won't talk to anyone,
[12:41] Froc
    and he doesn't answer when
    anyone talks to him.
[12:43] Jezby
    Lanan, please! Answer me!
[12:46] Glenda
    It's probably from the shock
    of watching his mother die.
[12:50] Yotsuya
    I'm going to take a look around the village.
[12:53] Glenda
    I'll go with you.
[12:55] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[12:56] Glenda
    Problem with that?
[12:57] Yotsuya
    N-No...
[13:00] Glenda
    This definitely doesn't seem
    like an easy place to live.
[13:04] Glenda
    Do you think they had a reason to
    cling to this place so tightly
[13:07] Glenda
    that they'd reduce their own numbers by
    sending people on the Journey of Hope?
[13:12] Yotsuya
    I think I get it.
[13:15] Yotsuya
    When you've lived so long in a place like
    this, where it feels like time has stopped...
[13:20] Yotsuya
    Before you know it, you can no longer escape.
[13:25] Glenda
    You think so?
[13:27] Glenda
    Sometimes the only way to
    move forward is to escape.
[13:32] Yotsuya
    As if she understands anything...
[13:34] Glenda
    I'm surprised, though.
[13:36] Yotsuya
    By what?
[13:38] Glenda
    You came out here because it
    hurt you to watch Jezby, right?
[13:41] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[13:44] Glenda
    I thought you were a lot more stoic.
[13:47] Yotsuya
    I think it's closer to regret, actually.
[13:51] Glenda
    Regret?
[13:52] Yotsuya
    If we had gotten here just a little sooner,
[13:55] Yotsuya
    maybe I could've saved Jezby's
    mother with my creature magic.
[14:01] Glenda
    If you start thinking like that,
    there'll be no end to it.
[14:04] Yotsuya
    You're right.
[14:07] Glenda
    Someone's coming.
[14:14] Servant
    Milady!
[14:16] Glenda
    Hi there.
[14:17] Yotsuya
    Hello.
[14:19] Iris
    Why did you come to this village?
[14:22] Yotsuya
    Uh, we... um...
[14:26] Servant
    Please don't, milady. These people are...
[14:29] Iris
    Yes, I know!
[14:31] Iris
    And I'll have you know that this
    village doesn't need heroes!
[14:35] Glenda
    Well, thank you for the warm welcome.
[14:38] Iris
    If there are any problems,
    Grandfather will make them all better!
[14:43] Glenda
    Wait, are you...
[14:45] Iris
    I'm Iris DiRaio.
[14:47] Iris
    Don't take that condescending tone with me.
[14:50] Glenda
    I do apologize, Miss Iris.
[14:53] Iris
    "Miss"?
[14:55] Iris
    Gosh... No one's ever
    called me that before...
[14:58] Yotsuya
    Um... By any chance, is this
    young lady's grandfather...
[15:03] Servant
    Yes, he is the village chief, Cox DiRaio.
[15:10] Shindou
    So you're Dan's younger brother?
[15:14] Froc
    So Bayne is dead and my
    brother is missing? Damn it!
[15:18] Froc
    That stupid village chief thinks
    that just because he's old,
[15:21] Froc
    our village needs him or whatever,
[15:23] Froc
    so he never leaves it himself.
[15:26] Froc
    But he'll make up his own selfish reasons
    to send anyone inconvenient to him
[15:29] Froc
    on the Journey of Hope,
    regardless of their age.
[15:37] Cox
    Well, if it isn't the great heroes!
[15:39] Cox
    I had heard rumors of great heroes who
    traveled the world saving people,
[15:46] Cox
    but I never would have expected
    them to visit this remote village.
[15:49] Cox
    What an honor!
[15:51] Cox
    However...
[15:52] Cox
    I'm afraid you've wasted your time.
[15:55] Yotsuya
    What do you mean?
[15:57] Cox
    Oh, nothing.
[15:58] Cox
    It's just that Zagroth is
    the very image of peace,
[16:01] Cox
    so there is nothing here for which we
    require the aid of the great heroes.
[16:07] Cox
    Perhaps you would be better
    off trying elsewhere.
[16:10] Glenda
    Is he trying to get rid of us?
[16:13] Yotsuya
    Wait a moment.
[16:15] Yotsuya
    Um... I heard you've had frequent
    attacks by unusually strong monsters.
[16:20] Yotsuya
    Could you please let us
    protect this village?
[16:23] Glenda
    Don't, Yuusuke!
[16:26] Cox
    And who told you this?
[16:29] Yotsuya
    Oh, crap...
[16:30] Yotsuya
    I can't tell him about Jezby
    before I know what he might do.
[16:35] Iris
    It was Jezby.
[16:38] Iris
    I saw her walking with them.
[16:42] Cox
    I see. So it was Jezby...
[16:47] Cox
    I did feel terrible for what
    I did to that poor girl.
[16:51] Cox
    Even if it was to help the village,
    I took her from her father,
[16:54] Cox
    with no way of knowing that her
    mother would die, as well...
[16:57] Cox
    I'm so grateful that she
    returned to the village.
[17:01] Cox
    And as for the monsters, you need not worry.
[17:05] Cox
    We have a secret plan, you see.
[17:07] Glenda
    You do?
[17:08] Cox
    Yes, we do!
[17:10] Cox
    And I would love to show it to you.
[17:14] Cox
    It may be of some help to you
    in your future exploits.
[17:17] Cox
    Ah, perhaps I've said too much.
[17:27] Cox
    Great Heroes.
[17:31] Cox
    Over there.
[17:32] Cox
    Please take this opportunity
    to give it a close look.
[17:36] Glenda
    I can't imagine it being
    anything that special,
[17:38] Glenda
    but it wouldn't benefit us to
    take an attitude with him here.
[17:41] Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[17:47] Yotsuya
    Um, is this it?
[17:52] Glenda
    You bastard!
[17:53] Cox
    Do forgive me, Great Heroes.
[17:55] Cox
    You are a greater threat
    to me than any monsters.
[17:59] Cox
    But I do thank you
[18:01] Cox
    for bringing back the scoundrel
    who broke the rules.
[18:07] Yotsuya
    What are you gonna do to Jezby?!
[18:09] Cox
    What would that knowledge do for you?
[18:11] Cox
    You two won't be leaving
    here until you're dead.
[18:14] Glenda
    What?!
[18:16] Cox
    I've heard that heroes can come
    back to life when they die.
[18:20] Cox
    But if I leave you in there for a year,
[18:23] Cox
    I'm sure you'll finally wither away.
[18:26] Yotsuya
    Wait! Chief!
[18:29] Torii
    What... is this?
[18:31] Froc's Mother
    Frog eggs from the pond out back.
[18:34] Toki
    Ew!
[18:35] Froc's Mother
    I'm sorry we can't offer anything special.
[18:38] Hako
    N-No, really, there's no
    need to trouble yourself...
[18:41] Froc's Mother
    Ever since that happened,
[18:43] Froc's Mother
    we've had little contact with
    the rest of the villagers.
[18:47] Froc
    Our family and Jezby's
    are treated as outcasts.
[18:52] Froc
    They're even making me work
    outside the village as a guard.
[18:55] Froc
    All because the chief wanted
    to make an example of us...
[18:58] Shindou
    Oh, so that's why you were out there.
[19:01] Toki
    Anyway, what's taking those two so long?
[19:03] Hako
    Maybe something happened...
[19:06] Torii
    Oh, there they are.
[19:08] Froc's Mother
    Village Chief!
[19:11] Shindou
    That's him?
[19:13] Cox
    I'm sorry to drop in so late.
[19:15] Cox
    But you see, two heroes
    just paid me a visit...
[19:19] Cox
    What's this? There are more heroes here?
[19:23] Cox
    Well, well, what a surprise!
[19:26] Froc
    Are you here to take Jezby?!
[19:28] Froc's Mother
    No, Froc!
[19:29] Cox
    Relax.
[19:31] Cox
    I've come here per the heroes' request.
[19:35] Cox
    They asked me to forgive Jezby.
[19:38] Hako
    I guess the two of them
    managed to convince him.
[19:41] Torii
    Jeez, they said they were
    just gonna look around,
[19:43] Torii
    but they got the jump on us like that?
[19:45] Shindou
    And... where are they now?
[19:47] Cox
    Hmm?
[19:48] Cox
    Oh, the heroes are at my mansion.
[19:53] Cox
    I've ensured that they are being served
    the finest meal we could offer.
[19:56] TokiTorii
    A meal...
[19:57] Cox
    You are all welcome to join them if you—
[19:59] TokiTorii
    We're in!
[20:00] Cox
    Jezby...
[20:02] Cox
    According to our rules,
    it sets a poor example
[20:04] Cox
    if those who leave the village without
    permission are not harshly punished,
[20:09] Cox
    but if it is the heroes' wish,
    the villagers will surely agree.
[20:14] Cox
    You can tell your story
    in more detail later.
[20:16] Cox
    For tonight, you and your brother
    should get plenty of rest.
[20:19] Cox
    Now, shall we go, Great Heroes?
[20:21] Toki
    'Kay!
[20:22] Torii
    Iu-chan, Kusue-chan, let's get going.
[20:26] Hako
    S-Sure...
[20:27] Shindou
    Something seems shady about all this...
[20:30] Shindou
    But I guess just sitting
    around won't do any good.
[20:35] Cox
    Once I've left with the
    heroes, capture Jezby.
[20:38] Both
    Yes, sir.
[20:38] Both
    Yes, sir.
[20:39] Cox
    Who would have thought there
    were more heroes here?
[20:47] Glenda
    It's not working.
[20:50] Glenda
    Yuusuke?
[20:51] Yotsuya
    I'm sorry. This happened
    because I told him too much.
[20:54] Yotsuya
    It was my fault.
[20:58] Jezby
    Help me!
[20:59] Froc
    What are you doing?! Stop!
[21:02] Jezby
    Froc!
[21:07] Toki
    Hey! Where do you think you're grabbing?!
[21:09] Torii
    Oops, sorry.
[21:10] Cox
    Please do be careful.
[21:13] Hako
    Um, Chief, is your mansion...
[21:18] Cox
    It's beyond that forest.
[21:20] Cox
    I apologize for making you walk so far.
[21:23] Shindou
    What is it?
[21:25] Cox
    I truly do apologize.
[21:30] Toki
    I'm slipping!
[21:31] Torii
    What the hell are you doing?!
[21:33] Cox
    Now I don't need to go through the trouble of
    locking you in the dungeon, like the other two.
[21:38] Hako
    Dungeon?!
[21:39] Cox
    Yes. The bog beneath you
    is bottomless, you see.
[21:43] Cox
    Once you fall, it's all over.
[21:45] Cox
    Even monsters never make it back out.
[21:47] Cox
    Not for all eternity.
SIGN    The Journey of Death
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Draining All the Water from the Well
SIGN    Discovery of the Legendary Non-Native Species, the Basilisk!?
SIGN    A Super Huge Monster Appears!
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Draining All the Water from the Well,"
[23:28] GM
    "Discovery of the Legendary Non-Native
    Species, the Basilisk!?"
[23:30] GM
    and "A Super Huge Monster
    Appears!" Three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:37] GM
    Bye!

E21 - The Monsters Attack

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[00:09] Cox
    Wh-What?
[00:11] Shindou
    Wind!
[00:18] Torii
    You really shouldn't underestimate heroes.
[00:20] Toki
    Not that you did anything...
[00:23] Hako
    Thanks, Iu-chan.
[00:25] Shindou
    I'll lose some experience,
[00:27] Shindou
    but I didn't have a choice.
[00:29] Shindou
    I do wish I know what that voice was...
[00:31] Shindou
    But for now, we need to save
    Yotsuya-kun and Glen-san.
[02:05] Glenda
    Was that a monster I just heard?
[02:08] Yotsuya
    Probably. And a big one, too.
[02:18] Soldier B
    Don't even try to run away.
[02:20] Soldier A
    What was that noise earlier?
[02:23] Soldier B
    Sounded like a monster roaring.
[02:25] Soldier A
    We should report to the village chief.
[02:27] Froc
    O-Ow...
[02:29] Froc's Mom
    Are you all right, Froc?
[02:31] Froc
    This is nothing.
[02:33] Froc
    But... I have to save Jezby.
[02:36] Froc's Mom
    Save her?
[02:37] Froc's Mom
    But if you're chased out of
    the village like Dan was...
[02:40] Froc
    If that happens, I'll leave the village.
[02:43] Froc
    Remember what Jezby said?
[02:45] Froc
    My brother went looking for
    a place called New Eden.
[02:49] Froc's Mom
    Froc, you...
[02:51] Froc
    When I go, I'll take you,
    Jezby, and Lanan with me.
[02:58] Shindou
    Is that the house?
[03:00] Cox
    Y-Yes.
[03:01] Hako
    But look there.
[03:02] Toki
    Looks like a bunch of people
    are flocking to it.
[03:05] Shindou
    What's going on?
[03:07] Villager A
    You heard that monster's roar!
[03:09] Villager A
    We've never heard a roar that loud.
[03:12] Villager B
    Give us the village chief!
[03:14] Servant
    Chief Cox is away from home at the moment.
[03:17] Villager C
    Hey, look!
[03:19] Villager A
    The chief!
[03:20] Villager B
    And aren't those heroes walking with him?
[03:23] Villager C
    In this village?
[03:24] Villager C
    Wait, why is the village chief
    being held captive by heroes?
[03:28] Cox
    A-All I did was carry out my
    duty as the village chief
[03:31] Cox
    by capturing Jezby, who broke our rules!
[03:34] Villager B
    Jezby?
[03:35] Villager A
    Chief Cox?
[03:37] Villager A
    Oh, right! That little girl!
[03:39] Villager B
    Bayne's little girl, Jezby!
[03:41] Villager C
    The girl who fled the village alone!
[03:44] Cox
    These people showed up here with Jezby!
[03:48] Cox
    And when I attempted to capture
    her, they did this to me!
[03:52] Villager A
    Why would heroes do such a thing?
[03:55] Cox
    They were obviously sent here by
    outsiders to take Zagroth from us!
[04:00] Torii
    Huh?
[04:01] Toki
    It's impressive how he just spews
    out one lie after another.
[04:05] Froc
    Let Jezby go!
[04:07] Jezby
    Froc?
[04:14] Froc
    You said you'd forgive Jezby! You lied!
[04:17] Cox
    Of course I did.
[04:19] Cox
    I cannot allow anyone to break the rules
    of this village, not even a child!
[04:23] Cox
    Grab him!
[04:25] Froc
    Stay away! What are you gonna do?!
[04:27] Soldier A
    Quiet down!
[04:29] Froc
    Why, you...
[04:31] Soldier B
    Little punk!
[04:34] Soldier B
    Settle down!
[04:36] Jezby
    Stop!
[04:37] Froc
    Outta my way!
[04:38] Soldier B
    I said settle down!
[04:40] Hako
    Um...
[04:40] Shindou
    Wait!
[04:42] Villager A
    I don't care why you people
    came to this village,
[04:46] Villager A
    Just leave quietly.
[04:49] Froc's Mom
    Froc!
[04:50] Froc
    Mom!
[04:54] Froc's Mom
    How could you do this to a child?
[04:56] Froc's Mom
    Aren't you a father yourself?
[04:59] Froc's Mom
    Have you no shame?!
[05:02] Froc
    It's no use.
[05:03] Froc's Mom
    Froc?!
[05:04] Froc
    Anyone who defies the chief
    or does anything out of line
[05:07] Froc
    will be sent on the Journey of Hope,
    like my brother and Bayne.
[05:13] Froc
    We all have no choice but to curry
    favor with each other to survive.
[05:17] Cox
    What does a mere child know?
[05:19] Cox
    The reason Zagroth enjoys peace is—
[05:25] Cox
    This mother and child sheltered Jezby!
[05:28] Cox
    They bring disaster to the
    village, just like Jezby!
[05:31] Cox
    That monster's roar proves it!
[05:33] Villager A
    Disaster?
[05:36] Villager C
    But that can't be...
[05:42] Cox
    If they aren't captured, disaster
    will befall this village!
[05:45] Villager C
    H-Hey!
[05:47] Villager C
    You two, come with us!
[05:50] Villager C
    You little...
[05:51] Villager A
    It's no use resisting!
[05:53] Froc
    Stop!
[05:54] Froc
    Keep your hands off my mom!
[06:01] Cox
    Those who disturb the village's
    peace shall not be—
[06:04] Hakozaki/Tokitate/Shindou
    Huh?!
[06:07] Torii
    I'm gonna make all of you bastards pay!
[06:12] Shindou
    Uh...
[06:13] Hako
    Violence toward humans,
    like hitting or kicking them, is...
[06:17] Toki
    Oh, boy.
[06:17] Villager C
    Help!
[06:19] Soldier B
    The hero's gonna kill us!
[06:20] Villager B
    Run!
[06:21] Torii
    I said stop, damn it!
[06:27] Torii
    If you don't set Yuusuke and Glen-san
    free right now, I'll kill you.
[06:33] Torii
    Don't you dare underestimate heroes!
[06:37] ---
    m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 170 l 0 170
SIGN    Torii Keita
    Warrior (Spear) Rank 5→3
    
    Health>203%
    Upper Body>203%
    Lower Body>193%
    Involuntary Muscle>173%
    Strength>193%
[06:39] Toki
    And that just wiped out all the experience
    he gained in the limestone cave.
[06:51] Shindou
    Who's this girl?
[06:53] Cox
    Iris...
[06:55] Iris
    How dare you hit my grandpa?
[06:57] Iris
    He's the most important person here!
[07:00] Hako
    His granddaughter?
[07:03] Iris
    I tossed the key to the
    dungeon down the old well.
[07:05] Toki
    What?!
[07:06] Shindou
    Where is this well?
[07:08] Cox
    Behind my house.
[07:10] Cox
    But the bottom of the well gave out
    years ago, and it's all dried up.
[07:15] Cox
    You'll never get the key back.
[07:17] Hako
    Oh, no...
[07:18] Iris
    You got what you deserved.
[07:20] Torii
    This little brat...
[07:22] Froc
    Jezby, are you okay?
[07:24] Jezby
    Yeah. Thanks, Froc.
[07:26] Froc
    Nah, I didn't do anything.
[07:29] Jezby
    No, I'm just happy you
    came to try to save me.
[07:34] Froc
    M-Mom, where's Lanan?
[07:36] Froc's Mom
    Oh, gosh! I ran out in such a hurry...
[07:40] Froc
    Jezby, go back with my mom.
[07:43] Jezby
    What about you?
[07:45] Froc
    I'm going to see the heroes.
[07:47] Froc
    The village chief might still
    be plotting something.
[07:51] Jezby
    Don't be too reckless.
[07:53] Froc
    I won't.
[07:57] Froc
    Again?
[08:00] Froc
    Whoa! An earthquake?!
[08:05] Froc
    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    Creatures that attack any humans or players they
    detect. This behavior takes priority over all other
    actions for them. The more magical power they
    have, the stronger and more aggressive they are.
    There are many regular animal species (such as
    horses) that are considered separate from
    monsters.
[08:17] Froc
    There's trouble!
[08:20] Shindou
    A monster!
[08:21] Hako
    We've never seen a monster
    that big before...
[08:25] Torii
    That's not all.
[08:34] Torii
    There are a bunch of them.
[08:36] Toki
    This is a lot more than we
    can even hope to fight.
[08:40] Cox
    Why?
[08:41] Cox
    This is the end of my village...
[08:44] Iris
    Can't you just have those guys kill them?
[08:47] Iris
    They're heroes, aren't they?
[08:48] Torii
    Look, shorty...
[08:50] Iris
    I'm not "shorty"! I'm Iris!
[08:52] Torii
    I'll call you whatever the hell I want!
[08:54] Torii
    You're the one who threw away the key!
[08:59] Iris
    The key is...
[09:04] Toki
    What?!
[09:08] Froc
    The monsters are already...
[09:09] Hako
    "Already" what?
[09:20] Toki
    Huh?
[09:21] Torii
    Glen-san?
[09:25] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun!
[09:26] Yotsuya
    Huh? Guys?
[09:31] Yotsuya
    Chief, what's up with that dungeon?
[09:36] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Since it's underground,
    the walls are solid.
[09:38] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    And do these iron bars mean it's
    supposed to be a dungeon?
[09:43] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    But what's the point when
    the ceiling is just wood?
[09:45] (Flashback) Glenda
    I can hear sound coming from above.
[09:47] (Flashback) Glenda
    Based on our location,
    we're right below the reception hall.
[09:51] (Flashback) Yotsuya
    Yeah.
[09:56] Yotsuya
    So anyway, we made it out.
[10:00] Yotsuya
    All these monsters are stronger
    than they should be.
[10:03] Yotsuya
    The situation is pretty dire.
[10:06] Glenda
    Putting that giant one aside,
[10:08] Glenda
    how did they climb up the cliffs outside?
[10:15] Yotsuya
    Did they ride on that one's back?
[10:17] Shindou
    But they're not the same species.
    Does that even happen?
[10:21] Glenda
    What should we do?
[10:22] Yotsuya
    It looks like it'll take them less than
    ten minutes to make it to the village.
[10:27] Yotsuya
    Did "destruction" refer to the
    area this village is in?
SIGN    Stop the destruction of the village of Zagroth.
SIGN    (Time limit: 30 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[10:31] Yotsuya
    Or did it refer to the people living here?
[10:35] Yotsuya
    But in these circumstances,
    there's only one choice.
[10:40] Yotsuya
    It's impossible for us to take out that
    swarm of monsters as we are now.
[10:44] Shindou
    Let's escape by the tunnel
    we came in through.
[10:47] Yotsuya
    No, the monsters are dropping down from
    right above the entrance to that tunnel.
[10:51] Yotsuya
    If we go there now,
    we'll run right into them.
[10:58] Froc
    I'll go tell the villagers!
[11:00] Hako
    Froc-kun!
[11:02] Froc
    I'll bring them here.
[11:04] Froc
    I'm sure the heroes here will
    do something about it!
[11:06] Hako
    Huh?
[11:07] Yotsuya
    What do we do?
[11:09] Torii
    What choice do we have but to fight?
[11:11] Toki
    Are you nuts? You could barely
    survive a fight with a bat!
[11:15] Torii
    Shut up, glasses!
[11:16] Toki
    Glasses are a recognized attribute!
[11:18] Torii
    Huh? Attri—
    The hell are you talking about?
[11:20] Iris
    They won't come loose!
[11:23] Hako
    There might be an escape route...
[11:31] Hako
    You said the bottom fell out of
    this well and it dried up, right?
[11:35] Cox
    Y-Yes. There was an earthquake,
    and the water dried up.
[11:39] Cox
    I ordered an investigation, but it was
    too deep, so we just sealed it up.
[11:43] Hako
    If the bottom fell out, it might
    lead to that limestone cave.
[11:48] Yotsuya
    That's definitely possible, but...
[11:50] Shindou
    Even if we can escape underground
    through this well...
[11:54] Hako
    I'll go down first to test it.
[11:56] Shindou
    How are you going to get down?
[11:58] Hako
    I'll jump down.
[11:59] Hako
    As a Heavy Warrior, I have
    the strongest armor.
[12:03] Torii
    Huh?
[12:04] Toki
    Wait...
[12:05] Hako
    I might die, but you guys will
    be able to find my location.
[12:09] Glenda
    But there might be muddy
    water running below.
[12:12] Glenda
    And not just that.
    We don't know what's down there.
[12:15] Hako
    If it doesn't work, we'll
    just leave it alone.
[12:18] Hako
    I think it's worth trying,
[12:20] Hako
    even if we have to sacrifice one pawn.
[12:22] Hako
    Right, Yotsuya-kun?
[12:23] Yotsuya
    Huh? Uh... Y-Yeah, I guess.
[12:27] Yotsuya
    She's not wrong, but why'd
    she say that to me?
[12:30] Hako
    I'm just going to do what I can.
[12:38] Hako
    Yes!
SIGN    Reviving
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Hakozaki Kusue
[12:42] Yotsuya
    She's moving again!
[12:44] Yotsuya
    Looks like there's ground to stand on.
[12:53] Hako
    One, two, three.
[12:55] Torii
    This is...
[12:57] Toki
    ...really dangerous, isn't it?
[12:59] Toki
    The little ones are already
    reaching the village.
[13:05] Shindou
    How much more should we cut?
[13:07] Yotsuya
    Hakozaki-san counted to three
    before she hit the bottom,
[13:11] Yotsuya
    so if we assume it's 40 meters,
    we just need enough for that much.
[13:15] Yotsuya
    Help me tie these up, please.
[13:17] Shindou
    Sure.
[13:17] Glenda
    Okay.
[13:19] Iris
    Cheer up, Grandpa.
[13:22] Iris
    The heroes said they're gonna save us.
[13:24] Cox
    If the village of Zagroth
    is lost, I'll be...
[13:27] Cox
    I'm sorry, Iris.
[13:29] Yotsuya
    So they closed off the village to minimize
    the risk of it being destroyed,
[13:33] Yotsuya
    and he ruled over that
    tiny, closed-off world?
[13:37] Yotsuya
    What scum.
[13:39] Iris
    Don't worry.
[13:40] Iris
    Even if the village is lost, my grandpa
    is the most important person here.
[13:44] Yotsuya
    He'll have no more authority.
[13:47] Villager
    Help!
[13:49] Torii
    Here they come! Hurry!
[13:52] Toki
    That's all?
[14:15] Torii
    Are you serious?
[14:17] Toki
    What about Jezby's group?!
[14:21] Froc
    Jezby... Mom... Lanan...
[14:28] Jezby
    Froc!
[14:31] Froc
    Jezby! Lanan!
[14:36] Froc
    Look out!
[14:39] Froc
    Lanan, Jezby...
[14:41] Froc
    I'm so glad you're safe.
[14:43] Froc
    Where's my mom?
[14:45] Jezby
    When we were running away...
    She was protecting us...
[14:53] Froc
    Damn it...
[14:55] Froc
    Let's run to the chief's house!
[15:07] Cox
    You can do it!
[15:09] Cox
    Just take them one at a time,
    and you'll be fine!
[15:18] Froc
    Careful, Jezby.
[15:20] Jezby
    Okay.
[15:26] Torii
    What now?
[15:27] Toki
    They're looking this way...
[15:29] Torii
    Yeah...
[15:30] Glenda
    You okay, Froc?
[15:31] Froc
    Yeah. Lanan, come down one at a time.
[15:35] Froc
    Go ahead.
[15:37] Yotsuya
    Shindou-san and Glen-san,
    you two go down first.
[15:40] Yotsuya
    I'll go get the two guards.
[15:47] Cox
    Iris!
[15:52] Hako
    It's okay.
[15:54] Hako
    You're okay now.
[15:57] Iris
    Thank you...
[16:00] Cox
    Iris! Are you hurt?
    You're not hurt, are you?!
[16:03] Iris
    No.
[16:06] Cox
    F-Forgive me, Great Hero.
[16:12] Cox
    What I did to you...
[16:16] Hako
    More are still coming down, right?
    Please help them.
[16:19] Cox
    R-Right...
[16:23] Yotsuya
    Get to the well, you two!
[16:25] Yotsuya
    Hurry!
[16:27] Torii
    They all started heading this
    way at once! We're in trouble!
[16:32] Toki
    The ladder!
[16:35] Torii
    They're...
[16:44] Toki
    No other choice now. We have to...
[16:47] Torii
    ...die, huh?
[16:51] Torii
    Whoa, watch it! Don't pull
    that! I'm gonna fall!
[16:54] Toki
    Once the time came to do it, I got scared!
[16:59] Yotsuya
    These guys didn't just wander in here.
[17:04] Yotsuya
    They're clearly trying
    to destroy the village.
[17:07] Yotsuya
    They're not like the orcs on Jiffon Island.
[17:12] Yotsuya
    It's almost like someone's
    controlling them...
[17:27] Yotsuya
    I'm back!
[17:28] Iris
    They all really did come back to life!
[17:30] Froc
    Heroes are amazing!
[17:32] Torii
    I thought I was gonna die.
[17:34] Toki
    Yeah, you did die.
[17:36] Glenda
    We can't stay long.
    We should keep moving.
[17:39] Yotsuya
    You're right.
[17:46] Yotsuya
    We made it out.
[17:47] Glenda
    It took about six hours after
    we came down the well.
[17:50] Glenda
    I guess we should consider ourselves lucky.
[17:53] Shindou
    We got out, but if we just keep this up...
[17:55] Hako
    Yeah...
[17:57] Torii
    So now we take all our
    stuff and... do what?
[18:00] Yotsuya
    They're not "stuff."
[18:01] Yotsuya
    These people are important
    for completing the quest.
[18:05] Yotsuya
    Even if the monsters destroy the village,
[18:07] Yotsuya
    the fact that we're still here
    can mean only one thing.
[18:11] Torii
    What does that mean?
[18:12] Shindou
    You don't get it?
[18:14] Shindou
    If they were all dead,
    it'd be game over for us.
[18:25] Froc
    Are you okay, Jezby?
[18:26] Jezby
    Yeah. How about you, Lanan?
[18:31] Iris
    I'm tired! I can't walk anymore!
[18:34] Cox
    Iris, if we stay here,
[18:37] Cox
    there's no telling when the
    monsters will come after us.
[18:40] Iris
    But my feet hurt, and I'm hungry!
[18:45] Yotsuya
    If you don't want to die, perhaps you
    wouldn't mind walking, please?
[18:49] Iris
    No!
[18:51] Yotsuya
    This little...
[18:52] Torii
    Want me to carry you on my back, then?
[18:55] Iris
    Really?
[18:56] Torii
    Torii the Hero is great at piggyback rides.
[18:59] Iris
    Yay!
[19:00] Iris
    A piggyback ride from a hero!
[19:02] Torii
    Man, you're so light, Iris.
[19:05] Yotsuya
    You were just calling her "stuff" earlier.
[19:09] Yotsuya
    He switches gears so quickly.
[19:12] Hako
    It looks like we came out on the opposite
    side from where we entered the village.
[19:16] Glenda
    I guess maps don't do any good, then.
[19:21] Yotsuya
    What is it?
[19:25] Glenda
    That's...
[19:27] Glenda
    not a game trail.
[19:28] Glenda
    It looks like it was formed by people
    walking back and forth a lot.
[19:31] Hako
    But the person who led us here said there
    were no towns or anything on this side.
[19:37] Yotsuya
    Was it goblins?
[19:39] Yotsuya
    If so, this area is dangerous, too.
[19:42] Glenda
    Why don't we check it out, Yuusuke?
[19:44] Yotsuya
    Just walking around blindly
    certainly won't get us anywhere.
[19:49] Yotsuya
    So on that note,
    Glen-san and I will go investigate.
[19:52] Torii
    Okay, I'll go, too.
[19:53] Torii
    Wait here, okay?
[19:55] Iris
    No!
[19:56] Iris
    Torii the Hero has to stay with me!
[19:59] Toki
    Nice to see that girls actually
    like you this time.
[20:01] Torii
    Lay off!
[20:03] Yotsuya
    There's no guarantee the monster
    won't attack here, too.
[20:06] Yotsuya
    We'll just do a minimal investigation.
[20:08] Glenda
    Take care of the rest.
[20:14] Glenda
    There's actually a settlement here?
[20:17] Yotsuya
    Is it a thieves' hideout?
[20:19] Yotsuya
    But attacking anywhere from a remote place
    like this wouldn't be very efficient.
[20:25] Yotsuya
    It's hard to believe.
[20:27] Yotsuya
    Glen-san?
[20:28] Glenda
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
[20:32] Yotsuya
    A proverb?! This auto-translation
    thing is amazing!
[20:36] Yotsuya
    Looks like no one's around.
[20:40] Yotsuya
    I guess we can use this place as a base.
[20:44] Yotsuya
    Even better if there's
    something we can eat...
[20:48] Yotsuya
    Was that...
[20:49] Glenda
    Yeah.
[20:53] Shindou
    Huh? Bayne-san wasn't your real dad?
[20:56] Jezby
    That's right.
[20:57] Jezby
    He took me in when I was
    orphaned as a small child.
[21:01] Froc
    That was ages ago. He might
    as well be your real dad.
[21:05] Jezby
    Yeah. If he wasn't, he wouldn't
    have left the village.
[21:13] Froc
    Jezby...
[21:25] Cox
    My village is gone.
[21:26] Cox
    What am I to do now?
[21:29] Torii
    What else? All you can do
    is try the best you can.
[21:32] Torii
    You've got Iris, after all, Grandpa.
[21:36] Cox
    Yes... You're right.
SIGN    The Monsters Attack
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    The Flying Monster, Falcon, Appears!
SIGN    Iris Changes Her Name to Ohyama
SIGN    Shindou Job-Changes to Jobless
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "The Flying Monster, Falcon, Appears!"
[23:28] GM
    "Iris Changes Her Name to Ohyama"
[23:30] GM
    and "Shindou Job Changes to
    Jobless," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:36] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:37] GM
    Bye!

E22 - A Will to Destroy

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[00:06] Yotsuya
    Looks like no one's around.
[00:15] Old
    Are you... heroes?
[01:59] Shindou
    Yotsuya-kun and Glen-san
    sure are taking a while.
[02:01] Hako
    I hope they get back
    before the sun goes down.
[02:04] Jezby
    If only I could've gotten Dad to
    tell me exactly where Dan went...
[02:09] Froc
    You don't need to worry about that, Jezby.
[02:13] Cox
    Zagroth was producing fewer and fewer crops.
[02:16] Cox
    There was no way we could continue
    to feed all who lived there.
[02:20] Cox
    If we didn't weed out those who didn't work,
[02:23] Cox
    everyone would have eventually
    starved to death.
[02:26] Toki
    Oh, man. He actually said it.
[02:29] Cox
    I'm not asking for your understanding now.
[02:41] Shindou
    Goblins!
[02:43] Hako
    Stay back!
[02:44] Froc
    Okay!
[02:46] Torii
    I won't lose this time!
[02:59] Toki
    Seriously?!
[03:03] Torii
    Get the kids and the old man out of here.
[03:05] Torii
    We'll handle this!
[03:06] Toki
    R-Right!
[03:08] Toki
    We're running away! Follow me!
[03:11] Hako
    Iu-chan, I'll be our shield!
[03:14] Shindou
    Okay!
[03:18] Hako
    This side!
[03:25] Torii
    Iu-chan, look out!
[03:29] GM
    Congratula.
[03:31] Shindou
    Yes! Rank 10!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 160 l 0 160
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 160 l 0 160
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 40 l 0 40
SIGN    Shindou Iu
SIGN    Warrior (Sword) Rank 10

SIGN    Health > 225%
    Upper Body > 195%
    Lower Body > 185%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 175%
    Strength > 195%
SIGN    •Can use wind magic.
[03:33] GM
    Time for the job roul.
SIGN    Job
    Roulette
[03:35] Shindou
    Gimme something good! And no Wizards!
SIGN    Elite Warrior (Sword)
SIGN    Heavy
    Warrior
    (Sword)
SIGN    Knight
    (Sword)
[03:38] GM
    Bam! Elite Warrior (Sword)!
[03:41] Shindou
    Hell yeah! An elite job!
[03:47] Torii
    Huh? You changed jobs?
[03:50] Shindou
    Just leave the rest to me.
[03:59] Hako
    Iu-chan's amazing!
[04:01] Torii
    How is she so far ahead of me?
[04:07] Toki
    We should be far enough now...
[04:09] Froc
    Great Hero, in front of us!
[04:11] Toki
    Huh?
[04:15] Toki
    M-My bow...
[04:17] Toki
    Wait, this range is too close!
[04:19] Toki
    O-Oh, right! My staff! My staff!
[04:23] Toki
    Majiha...
[04:25] Toki
    Fire!
[04:32] Toki
    It wasn't enough...
[04:36] Toki
    Huh?
[04:40] Toki
    Glen-san?
[04:42] Glenda
    You okay, Yuka?
[04:43] Toki
    Y-Yeah, I think so...
[04:46] Glenda
    They're over here!
[04:47] Yotsuya
    You guys ran pretty far.
[04:50] Yotsuya
    Oh, everything's taken care
    of on Shindou-san's side.
[04:55] Froc
    Bro?
[04:57] Dan
    Froc!
[04:59] Froc
    Bro!
[05:01] Froc
    I missed you! I missed you so much!
[05:03] Dan
    Froc, thank goodness you're safe.
[05:08] Dan
    You're...
[05:10] Jezby
    Jezby, from the Culas family.
[05:12] Dan
    Oh, you're Bayne's daughter, Jezby!
[05:16] Jezby
    Yes, Dan.
[05:18] Jezby
    It's a miracle that you two have met again.
[05:25] Froc
    The people who left on the
    Journey of Hope stayed here?
[05:28] Dan
    Yeah.
[05:29] Jaca
    We heard what happened to the village, Chief.
[05:32] Cox
    J-Jaca...
[05:34] Cox
    I'm glad to see you're also well.
[05:37] Jaca
    No thanks to you.
[05:39] Jaca
    Anyway, you must be exhausted.
[05:41] Jaca
    Come this way.
[05:45] Jaca
    We don't have much, but help yourselves.
[05:48] Torii
    I feel like it's been ages
    since I saw real food!
[05:52] Jaca
    When I lived in the village, I was a cook.
[05:56] Jaca
    I prepare all the food here.
[05:58] Torii
    I'll dig right in, then!
[06:00] Jaca
    You can use this hut and
    the one next door tonight.
[06:04] Jaca
    We'll be in the ones over there.
[06:07] Dan
    I see... So Bayne is...
[06:10] Jezby
    But everyone from the
    village... and your mother...
[06:15] Jezby
    The monsters got them...
    right in front of me...
[06:20] Dan
    I'm just glad you two and Froc are alive.
[06:25] Dan
    Right now, let's just think
    about what to do next.
[06:29] Yotsuya
    Speaking of what we need to do next...
[06:34] Old Man A
    Oh, you two are here, too?
[06:37] Old Man A
    If you want food, we'll get you some.
[06:39] Iris
    Excuse me?!
[06:40] Iris
    Back in the village, you were
    always bowing to Grandpa!
[06:43] Cox
    Stop, Iris.
[06:44] Iris
    But—
[06:45] Old Man C
    Those of us who were run out
    of the village are alive,
[06:49] Old Man C
    and those who stayed are
    dead. How very ironic.
[06:53] Old Man D
    Indeed. And we were told that we were
    leaving to help our kids and grandkids.
[07:03] Dan
    A few weeks ago,
[07:05] Dan
    while I was searching for New Eden,
[07:08] Dan
    I came across this settlement.
[07:10] Dan
    When I thought about the people here,
[07:13] Dan
    I couldn't bring myself to leave.
[07:15] Dan
    Before I got here, they didn't
    even have any decent food to eat.
[07:19] Yotsuya
    So that meat from before...
[07:21] Dan
    Yes.
[07:22] Dan
    It was a deer I hunted.
[07:25] Froc
    My brother was the best
    hunter in the village.
[07:30] Shindou
    So that's what happened.
[07:31] Hako
    And you've been here ever since?
[07:34] Dan
    Well, I guess you might say that.
[07:37] Torii
    Oh, does that mean our quest is cleared?
[07:40] Toki
    You know it doesn't.
[07:42] Yotsuya
    We should leave this place
    sooner rather than later.
[07:45] Dan
    What?
[07:46] Toki
    See?
[07:48] Yotsuya
    The monsters that attacked Zagroth
[07:51] Yotsuya
    seemed like they possessed
    a will to kill humans.
[07:56] Yotsuya
    I suspect someone is controlling them.
[07:59] Dan
    Who? And why?
[08:02] Yotsuya
    I don't know. That's why we're in danger.
[08:05] Yotsuya
    I think there's a good chance that
    swarm of monsters will attack here.
[08:09] Dan
    How do you know that?
[08:11] Yotsuya
    U-Uh...
SIGN    Stop the destruction of the village of Zagroth.
SIGN    (Time limit: 30 days)
SIGN    Quest Time!
[08:13] Yotsuya
    It's only been fifteen days
    since this quest started.
[08:17] Toki
    That half-faced freak came up with this.
[08:21] Toki
    No way in hell he's just gonna be like,
    "Okay, you've finished this que."
[08:25] Yotsuya
    It's...
[08:26] Yotsuya
    my hero's intuition!
[08:28] Toki
    He said it outright!
[08:29] Dan
    In that case... we have no choice.
[08:32] Toki
    And he believed it instantly!
[08:34] Dan
    So does that mean we
    should head for New Eden?
[08:38] Glenda
    What is New Eden, anyway?
[08:41] Dan
    A legend that's been passed down
    in the village since ancient times.
[08:44] Dan
    It's said that eternal
    peace is guaranteed there.
[08:47] Dan
    The original goal of the Journey
    of Hope was to search for New Eden,
[08:52] Dan
    and young people were chosen for it.
[08:55] Hako
    To find New Eden?
[08:57] Dan
    Now, it's just an excuse to get rid
    of people seen as troublemakers.
[09:00] Cox
    There is a continuation
    to the legend of New Eden.
[09:04] Dan
    There is? I've never heard of...
[09:06] Cox
    Of course not.
[09:08] Cox
    It had been handed down in secret only to
    those who inherit the title of village chief.
[09:14] Shindou
    What's the continuation?
[09:17] Cox
    Only those who choose to die
    themselves are led to New Eden.
[09:24] Hako
    A place you get to by choosing death...
[09:26] Hako
    So it's the afterlife?
[09:28] Dan
    You were deceiving the people
    of Zagroth all this time?!
[09:32] Cox
    What choice did I have?
[09:34] Cox
    I can only keep a poor
    village going for so long.
[09:38] Cox
    The village chief has a
    duty to protect Zagroth.
[09:41] Dan
    Because of that, everyone in the village
[09:43] Dan
    was so anxious about when
    they might be chosen
[09:46] Dan
    that they lived their
    lives sucking up to you!
[09:50] Shindou
    But if it still hasn't been found,
[09:54] Shindou
    doesn't that mean it's really
    just a legend in the end?
[10:00] Jezby
    New Eden is real!
[10:02] Froc
    Jezby?
[10:04] Jezby
    I'm sorry... I just remembered something.
[10:08] Jezby
    Something I heard from my real
    parents before they died.
[10:12] Jezby
    They said there's a peaceful
    land beyond this forest,
[10:16] Jezby
    and people live there!
[10:18] Froc
    Is that true, Jezby?!
[10:20] Yotsuya
    Well, at any rate, so long as
    those monsters are in Zagroth,
[10:24] Yotsuya
    we can't go back.
[10:26] Yotsuya
    We need to find a place where the
    villagers can live permanently...
[10:30] Yotsuya
    Or the village of Zagroth
    will be considered destroyed,
[10:33] Yotsuya
    and we'll have failed this quest.
[10:35] Jezby
    Great Heroes!
[10:37] Jezby
    With all of your help,
    I'm sure we can find it!
[10:42] Jezby
    We'll find New Eden!
[10:44] Yotsuya
    W-Well...
[10:46] Yotsuya
    In any case, we do need to leave this forest.
[10:49] Glenda
    Food is scarce,
[10:51] Glenda
    and we'll have the elderly
    with us on top of that.
[10:53] Glenda
    Who knows how long it'll take to get out?
[10:56] Dan
    Also...
[10:57] Dan
    There's a major obstacle along the way.
[11:00] Dan
    A goblin settlement.
[11:02] Shindou
    A goblin settlement?
[11:03] Dan
    The surrounding forest is too deep.
[11:05] Dan
    We'll have to pass through
    the settlement to get out.
[11:09] Dan
    I tried it, but gave up and turned back,
[11:11] Dan
    and that's when I reunited
    with the people here.
[11:14] Glenda
    How many goblins?
[11:15] Dan
    At least 30, I'd say.
[11:18] Shindou
    That's a lot.
[11:20] Yotsuya
    But if it's a settlement...
[11:22] Yotsuya
    They'll be gathered in one place,
    which makes a sneak attack easier.
[11:26] Froc
    What is it?
[11:27] Jezby
    I thought I'd borrow a blanket for Iris.
[11:32] Cox
    Thank you.
[11:33] Cox
    I should go get one for her,
    but, well... those folks...
[11:38] Jezby
    It's all right.
[11:44] Froc
    What's the point in showing
    kindness to people like them?
[11:48] Shindou
    What?
[11:49] Hako
    Nothing.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    <Can speed up or slow
    down the cellular
    metabolism of creatures by
    touching with the palm>
    Can accelerate the target's therapeutic power and heal
    wounds more quickly. However, it is not possible to
    surpass the individual's own regenerative ability, and
    when used, the nutrients essential for metabolism are
    consumed from the target's body.
[12:06] Toki
    These people are a lot quieter
    than they were yesterday.
[12:10] Toki
    It's like they've changed.
[12:12] Shindou
    Well...
[12:16] (Flashback) Jaca
    Wh-What's that?!
[12:18] (Flashback) Cox
    A monster's roar! It's the
    one that attacked Zagroth!
[12:21] (Flashback) Old Man C
    What?!
[12:23] Shindou
    After hearing that roar...
[12:30] Dan
    They can't keep walking any longer.
[12:33] Yotsuya
    I guess you're right.
[12:39] Hako
    What? Right now?
[12:41] Glenda
    Night would definitely be the
    best time for a sneak attack.
[12:43] Yotsuya
    It'll be me, Shindou-san, and Torii,
    with Dan-san along as our guide.
[12:48] Glenda
    Got it. Don't do anything rash.
[12:52] Shindou
    Leave it to us.
[12:54] Yotsuya
    Well, we're going now.
[12:56] Yotsuya
    Take care of things here.
[12:57] Iris
    Torii the Hero, are you going somewhere?
[13:00] Torii
    Nah, I'll be right back. Just wait here.
[13:03] Torii
    This time I'm gonna beat those
    goblins and change jobs.
[13:07] Iris
    Change jobs?
[13:08] Torii
    It means I'm gonna come back
    even stronger and cooler!
[13:16] Shindou
    I'm surprised, though.
[13:17] Torii
    Huh? Why?
[13:19] Shindou
    I wouldn't have guessed you liked kids.
[13:21] Dan
    Shh! Get down!
[13:26] Shindou
    The goblin settlement?
    I've never seen one before.
[13:30] Yotsuya
    Wait here, Dan-san.
[13:31] Dan
    Be careful.
[13:38] Shindou
    Are they guards?
[13:40] Yotsuya
    I'll erase my presence with
    creature magic and take them out.
[13:44] Yotsuya
    Follow me after that.
[13:53] Yotsuya
    Now we'll split up and kill the
    ones sleeping in the nests.
[13:58] Shindou
    I don't feel too great about
    doing stuff like this.
[14:01] Torii
    Okay, on to the next one.
[14:04] Torii
    No one's home? Or no one lives here?
[14:07] Shindou
    Keita!
[14:10] Yotsuya
    Behind you!
[14:12] Torii
    Bastard!
[14:15] Torii
    Weren't they supposed to be asleep?!
[14:17] Yotsuya
    Were the sleeping ones just decoys?
[14:19] Shindou
    We have no choice but to fight them now!
[14:22] Hako
    And that's how we cleared
    the Jiffon Island quest.
[14:27] Glenda
    You guys went through a lot, huh?
[14:28] Glenda
    This was very informative.
[14:30] Hako
    But... I'm still too scared
    to even kill any monsters.
[14:36] Hako
    Um, Glen-san...
    Remember what you said before?
[14:41] (Flashback) Glenda
    You try to bear too much
    weight alone, Kusue.
[14:43] (Flashback) Glenda
    I don't like dead bodies, either.
[14:46] (Flashback) Glenda
    There was a time when I almost
    became depressed because of it.
[14:49] Hako
    Did you mean...
[14:50] Glenda
    Yeah.
[14:51] Glenda
    My father used to be a soldier in the army.
[14:55] Glenda
    He was discharged after
    being diagnosed with PTSD.
[14:59] Glenda
    His mind was so scarred,
    he drowned himself in drink.
[15:03] Glenda
    Eventually, he started to show me photos
    of the battlefield he fought on.
[15:07] Hako
    A battlefield?
[15:09] Glenda
    Photos of soldiers and
    civilians in tragic states.
[15:13] Glenda
    Day after day, he said,
[15:15] Glenda
    "I protected this country for all of you.
[15:17] Glenda
    You're obligated to be grateful to me."
[15:21] Hako
    Oh, no...
[15:23] Glenda
    So I ran away.
[15:24] Hako
    Ran away?!
[15:25] Glenda
    I told him I'd never have
    children because I like women,
[15:29] Glenda
    and he pointed a rifle at me.
[15:32] Glenda
    That's when I left.
[15:36] Glenda
    I've been moving all around
    the world ever since.
[15:42] Hako
    Is something wrong?
[15:43] Jezby
    Well...
[15:44] Iris
    Grandpa is gone.
[15:46] Glenda
    Maybe he went to the bathroom?
[15:49] Glenda
    Yuka?
[15:50] Glenda
    It's not time to switch yet...
[15:54] Toki
    Big trouble! Uh, er... ah...
[15:57] Toki
    Um...
[16:02] Toki
    I was patrolling and found him lying here.
[16:04] Toki
    I tried talking to him, but he was already...
[16:06] Hako
    Who could have done this?
[16:08] Glenda
    A single strike to the heart...
[16:10] Iris
    Grandpa! Grandpa!
[16:13] Jezby
    Don't, Iris!
[16:14] Iris
    No! Grandpa!
[16:17] Glenda
    I'm going to check on the old folks.
[16:18] Iris
    Grandpa!
[16:21] Old Man A
    The chief was killed?!
[16:23] Glenda
    The crime was clearly
    committed by human hands.
[16:26] Old Man A
    Are you saying we did it?!
[16:29] Glenda
    You guys had a grudge against Cox.
[16:33] Glenda
    It's hard not to suspect you after
    the way you acted toward him.
[16:36] Old Man B
    Y-You must be joking!
[16:38] Jaca
    You're right. We have a grudge against him.
[16:40] Old Man B
    Hey! Jaca!
[16:43] Jaca
    But after being forced out of our settlement,
[16:45] Jaca
    we have nothing left but despair.
[16:48] Jaca
    What point would there be
    in stabbing the chief now?
[17:08] Torii
    A few of them ran away!
[17:10] Yotsuya
    Well, we took down their settlement.
[17:13] Yotsuya
    Let's head back and bring everyone here.
[17:20] Iris
    You have to find who killed Grandpa
    and make them suffer the same fate!
[17:25] Torii
    Yeah, you're right.
[17:27] Glenda
    It seems unnatural for Cox to have
    been out there alone so late at night.
[17:31] Glenda
    I bet he was either taken there
    or called there by someone.
[17:35] Yotsuya
    And everyone here besides us has a motive.
[17:39] Glenda
    Anyway, we should head to the
    goblin settlement for now.
[17:43] Jaca
    Wow, this is remarkable!
[17:45] Glenda
    Think you can use it?
[17:47] Jaca
    Yes. It's so well-maintained.
[17:50] Jaca
    It's hard to believe monsters lived here.
[17:52] Jaca
    It'll be worth wielding my knife for us here!
[17:55] Glenda
    I wish you had just stuck with
    using that knife to cook.
[17:58] Jaca
    Huh?
[18:00] Dan
    Thank you. We should be
    able to rest a bit here.
[18:04] Yotsuya
    We can't relax for long, though.
[18:07] Dan
    What is it?
[18:08] Yotsuya
    Nothing.
[18:09] Toki
    Magic? Here?
[18:11] Yotsuya
    Any kind works. Just fire
    a lot of it in succession.
[18:16] Toki
    Majiha Fire!
[18:18] Shindou
    Wind!
[18:20] Shindou
    Is that enough?
[18:22] Toki
    You want us to use up all our MP?
[18:24] Yotsuya
    That's what I want you to check.
[18:27] Shindou
    Huh?
[18:27] ---
    m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 155 l 0 155
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka
    
    Wizard (Heat)
SIGN    Health > 175%
    Upper Body > 125%
    Lower Body > 125%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 195%
    Strength > 155%
SIGN    •Can use
     heat magic.
SIGN    Mana 1142/1527
SIGN    Heat 43x120%
[18:27] ---
    m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 155 l 0 155
SIGN    Shindou Iu
    
    Wizard (Wind)
SIGN    Health > 290%
    Upper Body > 275%
    Lower Body > 270%
    Involuntary
    Muscle > 245%
    Strength > 270%
SIGN    •Can use
     wind magic.
SIGN    MP 1197/1580
SIGN    Wind 43x120%
[18:28] Toki
    I still have plenty of MP left.
[18:31] Yotsuya
    I tested it earlier, too.
[18:33] Yotsuya
    When I fought the goblins here
    earlier, I thought, just maybe...
[18:37] Yotsuya
    It's just like that place.
[18:39] Shindou
    What place?
[18:41] Yotsuya
    The place where we met Jezby.
[18:51] Cantil
    I must hurry.
[18:55] Torii
    Why do I have to babysit?
[18:58] Iris
    I have a great idea!
[19:00] Torii
    Huh?
[19:01] Iris
    When I still lived in Zagroth,
    I saw a flying monster.
[19:04] Iris
    We just need that!
[19:06] Iris
    If we find it and fly on it,
    we won't have to walk anymore!
[19:10] Torii
    A flying monster?
[19:12] Iris
    Yeah. Someone was riding on it.
[19:14] Froc
    Don't believe her. Iris lies all the time.
[19:19] Iris
    What did you say?!
[19:20] Jezby
    I believe you, Iris.
[19:23] Jezby
    Froc, you shouldn't bully girls.
[19:26] Froc
    I-I wasn't bullying...
[19:31] Dan
    I brought everyone here.
[19:33] Glenda
    Thank you.
[19:34] Dan
    What did you want to talk to us about?
[19:36] Glenda
    I know who killed Cox.
[19:42] Dan
    Jaca?
[19:44] Glenda
    I had forgotten that he was a cook.
[19:48] Glenda
    No one could cut flesh without this.
[19:51] Glenda
    And aside from our weapons, it's the
    only blade sharp enough to stab someone.
[19:57] Dan
    But couldn't someone have taken
    the knife and used it to kill him?
[20:01] Glenda
    He said it himself.
[20:03] Dan
    Huh?
[20:04] (Flashback) Jaca
    What point would there be
    in stabbing the chief now?
[20:08] Glenda
    In other words, he knew Cox had been
    stabbed before I told him how he died.
[20:13] Dan
    Is it true, Jaca?
[20:16] Iris
    You...
[20:20] Iris
    You... You!
[20:22] Iris
    How dare you?!
    How dare you do that to Grandpa?!
[20:25] Torii
    Stop, Iris!
[20:26] Jezby
    Iris, calm down!
[20:28] Iris
    Let go of me!
[20:29] Jezby
    I'll take her.
[20:31] Glenda
    Setting aside the details for later...
[20:34] Glenda
    Are you all sure you knew nothing about this?
[20:38] Torii
    I'll toss him into the
    nest over there for now.
[20:44] Glenda
    It's like the old men said.
[20:46] Glenda
    What point is there in killing him now?
[21:00] Shindou
    So what do we do now?
[21:02] Yotsuya
    We'll just have to leave him.
[21:04] Hako
    Leave him? Here?
[21:06] Yotsuya
    We need to move forward.
[21:09] Yotsuya
    We don't have time to get involved with him.
[21:11] Hako
    But...
[21:14] Glenda
    It's true that we're not the police,
    and we don't have the right to judge him.
[21:19] Glenda
    But there's one thing that bothers me.
[21:22] Torii
    Huh? Iris?
[21:28] Toki
    That's where Jaca is!
[21:30] Torii
    Whoa, whoa, wait a minute!
[21:32] Glenda
    What is she trying to do?!
[21:33] Torii
    Iris!
[21:40] Torii
    Iris...
SIGN    A Will to Destroy
[23:25] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Magical Girl Jezby
SIGN    Cantil Rising
SIGN    Lanan Attempts a Tongue-Twister
SIGN    Preview
[23:26] GM
    "Magical Girl Jezby,"
[23:28] GM
    "Cantil Rising,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Lanan Attempts a
    Tongue-Twister," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:35] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!

E23 - Dragon Bishop

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[00:04] Torii
    Iris?
[00:15] Torii
    Hey! You're kidding me, right?!
[00:22] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun!
[00:26] Yotsuya
    What did I tell you?
[00:28] Yotsuya
    This is my job.
[00:32] Torii
    Why?!
[00:34] Torii
    Why is this happening?!
[02:33] Toki
    This is... the same thing that
    happened to Jezby's dad, isn't it?
[02:38] Glenda
    Yeah. A wireworm.
[02:42] Shindou
    How could this...
[02:44] Yotsuya
    Iris was with us the whole time.
[02:47] Yotsuya
    So when did she get infected?
[03:06] Jezby
    I can't believe this
    happened to Iris, too...
[03:10] Froc
    The same monster that got Bayne-san?
[03:13] Old Man A
    Jaca...
[03:16] Old Man A
    Sorry... We made it this far,
    but I just don't feel well...
[03:21] Old Man B
    You, too?
[03:23] Froc
    Actually, neither do we.
[03:26] Old
    What could this mean?
[03:29] Yotsuya
    Their bodies?
[03:30] Dan
    Yes.
[03:32] Dan
    Everyone's feeling weak and
    tired for unknown reasons.
[03:34] Toki
    We feel just fine, though.
[03:37] Hako
    Yeah...
[03:38] Hako
    D-Does that mean...
[03:41] Yotsuya
    The same symptoms we saw on Jiffon Island.
[03:43] Toki
    So is that Dragon Bishop doing another
    ritual somewhere around here, too?
[03:54] Shindou
    You okay, Keita?
[04:00] Torii
    Y-Yeah. Totally fine.
[04:04] Shindou
    She really liked you, huh?
[04:07] Torii
    I told you, I'm fine.
[04:10] Shindou
    It's so unfair.
[04:12] Torii
    Huh?
[04:13] Shindou
    We were just flung here out of nowhere,
[04:16] Shindou
    then went through all these
    awful, scary things...
[04:19] Shindou
    It's true for me, and all of them, too.
[04:22] Shindou
    And he tries to play it cool, but I
    think Yotsuya-kun feels it, too.
[04:26] Shindou
    But...
[04:28] Shindou
    I don't want to die in a
    scenario as unfair as this.
[04:31] Torii
    I guess...
[04:33] Torii
    Ow!
[04:35] Shindou
    So let's all survive until the very end.
[04:38] Shindou
    You have to look out for your
    little brother, don't you?
[04:43] Torii
    Yeah.
[04:44] Torii
    You're right.
[04:47] Shindou
    Hey, why don't we all go to
    the beach together sometime?
[04:51] Torii
    The beach, huh? Sounds nice.
[04:55] Shindou
    Once we all make it back safe, that is.
[05:02] Froc
    You remember now?
[05:05] Jezby
    New Eden is past the rising sun,
[05:07] Jezby
    on the other side of this forest.
[05:10] Yotsuya
    What?
[05:11] Dan
    To the east, huh?
[05:13] Dan
    I've never gone that way.
[05:15] Glenda
    What should we do, Yuusuke?
[05:17] Yotsuya
    If the Dragon Bishop really
    is involved in all this,
[05:21] Yotsuya
    it'll be dangerous to just go in blind.
[05:25] Froc
    Great Hero, you don't
    believe what Jezby says?
[05:28] Yotsuya
    No, it's not that...
[05:32] Yotsuya
    We can't make this decision
    based on a childhood memory.
[05:36] Yotsuya
    But...
[05:42] Shindou
    Monsters?!
[05:43] Yotsuya
    Shit!
[05:48] Yotsuya
    Dan-san, take everyone here and run!
[05:50] Dan
    Got it!
[05:51] Glenda
    Kusue and Yuka, take the kids!
[05:54] Hako
    Right!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Yotsuya Yuusuke
[06:03] Yotsuya
    Damn it! They really are strong!
[06:06] Dan
    This way, everyone!
[06:10] Hako
    They're chasing us!
[06:15] Jezby
    Lanan!
[06:17] Hako
    Yuka-chan!
[06:30] Toki
    You okay? Hang in there!
[06:33] Jezby
    Lanan!
[06:34] Froc
    Lanan!
[06:44] Shindou
    Thanks.
[06:45] Yotsuya
    How many left?
[06:47] Shindou
    One goblin,
[06:49] Shindou
    three kobolds.
[06:52] Shindou
    No, make that two.
[06:55] Torii
    Iu-chan! Let's take 'em all down at once!
[06:58] Shindou
    Okay!
[07:05] Shindou
    We did it!
[07:06] Torii
    'Cause we don't wanna die, right?
[07:08] Hako
    You guys okay?
[07:11] Torii
    Yeah! How about you guys?
[07:18] Yotsuya
    A troll...
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Shindou Iu
[07:21] Glenda
    Iu!
[07:25] Hako
    Iu-chan!
[07:27] Torii
    Damn you!
[07:32] Hako
    Give Iu-chan back!
[07:34] Yotsuya
    Don't, Hakozaki-san!
[07:42] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[07:43] Torii
    What was...
[07:47] Torii
    Bastard! You're not getting away!
[07:49] Yotsuya
    Don't chase it that far, idiot!
[07:52] Cantil
    Long time no see.
[07:57] Yotsuya
    Cantil-san?!
[08:04] Froc
    Who's that guy?
[08:07] Jezby
    I dunno...
[08:10] Toki
    He looks good for his age...
[08:13] Toki
    Wait, chill out! I'm not into hot,
    older men... I don't think...
[08:20] Yotsuya
    Um, it's been...
    seventeen years, hasn't it?
[08:24] Yotsuya
    I heard the tsunami took you away.
[08:28] Cantil
    Yes, and right after that,
    someone saved my life.
[08:36] (Flashback) Cantil
    You're...
[08:37] (Flashback) Cantil
    The great sorceress Fahtina?
[08:42] Toki
    Fahtina-sama? That's the one who...
[08:45] Cantil
    You know who Fahtina is?
[08:48] Toki
    She's...
[08:50] Toki
    the lady who saved my life once.
[08:54] Cantil
    I became Fahtina's pupil after that,
[08:58] Cantil
    and now I'm training in sorcery.
[09:00] Torii
    Wait, so... that Dragon Bishop is dead?
[09:04] Cantil
    Yes.
[09:06] Yotsuya
    Um... Are sorcerers and
    Dragon Bishops enemies?
[09:12] Cantil
    The Dragon Bishops are a group that
    seeks to resurrect the dragons.
[09:17] Cantil
    Should the dragon return,
    humanity will be destroyed.
[09:26] Cantil
    We exist to stop that from happening.
[09:30] Cantil
    Fahtina sensed that there was a
    Dragon Bishop in this area,
[09:35] Cantil
    so she sent me here.
[09:36] Yotsuya
    Which means we were right.
    There is a Dragon Bishop nearby.
[09:41] Cantil
    But unfortunately, a few months ago,
[09:45] Cantil
    a meteorite containing immense
    magic power fell near here.
[09:50] Yotsuya
    A meteorite?
[09:56] Cantil
    I found a piece of it on the other
    side of that rocky mountain.
[10:03] Cantil
    It seems that meteorite has the
    ability to boost magic power.
[10:07] Yotsuya
    Is that why the monsters are stronger, too?
[10:10] Cantil
    As I was following the meteorite's waves...
[10:13] Yotsuya
    You found us.
[10:15] Cantil
    The blood ritual requires
    the life force of humans.
[10:19] Cantil
    The village I found along the way was
    destroyed, so I thought I was too late,
[10:24] Cantil
    but perhaps the power taken
    from it wasn't enough.
[10:27] Cantil
    The ritual is still being performed.
[10:33] Yotsuya
    What are those?
[10:34] Cantil
    Yggdramaple seeds.
[10:36] Cantil
    They grow by absorbing magic power.
[10:39] Cantil
    By growing these, the magic power of the
    meteorite in this area can be sealed.
[10:45] Glenda
    And that would seal the abnormal
    strength of the monsters, too?
[10:50] Yotsuya
    And our magic power along
    with it, probably.
[10:53] Yotsuya
    But to be honest, magic hasn't
    been helping us much in battle,
[10:57] Yotsuya
    so this could save us.
[10:59] Yotsuya
    I'll grow it as much as I
    can with creature magic.
[11:02] Torii
    We should be more worried about
    Iu-chan and Kusue-chan!
[11:05] Torii
    That troll ate them!
[11:07] Yotsuya
    No need to panic. We can save
    them by cutting its belly open.
[11:10] Yotsuya
    We know where it is.
[11:15] Torii
    Hurry up, Yuusuke.
[11:16] Yotsuya
    I know, I know.
[11:18] Toki
    The Kingdom of Deokk?!
[11:21] Glenda
    Isn't the Deokk Kingdom
[11:24] Glenda
    the kingdom you got tangled up
    with in the fourth quest?
[11:29] Toki
    Yeah. They really put us through hell.
[11:32] Cantil
    We defeated the Dragon Bishop who
    was hiding in the palace there.
[11:37] Yotsuya
    There was one in that kingdom, too?
[11:40] Cantil
    It was about three years ago.
[11:44] (Flashback) Soldier 1
    Who are you?!
[11:46] (Flashback) Fahtina
    I'm here at the king's command.
[11:48] (Flashback) Fahtina
    This is the minister's chamber, is it not?
[11:51] (Flashback) Soldier 2
    Yes! That is correct!
[11:56] (Flashback) Cantil
    He's escaping!
[11:58] (Flashback) Cantil
    A wyvern?
[12:00] (Flashback) Fahtina
    Not a problem.
[12:03] (Flashback) Fahtina
    It's food now.
[12:06] (Flashback) Bishop
    An owl?!
[12:08] (Flashback) Fahtina
    Als, wis, ventous.
[12:11] (Flashback) Fahtina
    The incantation is complete!
[12:12] (Flashback) Fahtina
    Sylphede!
[12:15] (Flashback) Bishop
    Winds Shield!
[12:21] Glenda
    What was his reason for
    being in the kingdom?
[12:23] Cantil
    To start a war and use the lives
    consequently lost in the blood ritual.
[12:31] Yotsuya
    Wait... The blood ritual
    is still continuing.
[12:34] Yotsuya
    If the village of Zagroth wasn't enough,
[12:37] Yotsuya
    is there a village or town nearby?
[12:39] Yotsuya
    Does New Eden really exist?
[12:42] Torii
    Hey, I think that's probably enough.
[12:47] Toki
    It's like the thing from
    "Jack and the Beanstalk."
[12:52] Yotsuya
    I did push my creature magic to its limits.
[12:56] Torii
    Hey, there's fruit on it.
[12:58] Cantil
    This fruit can be eaten.
[13:00] Torii
    Sweet, they're edible!
[13:03] Torii
    I'll take some for emergency supplies!
[13:05] Glenda
    So we have a supply of food for now.
[13:08] Cantil
    I'm going to go investigate the area.
[13:10] Cantil
    There should be a magic circle somewhere.
[13:13] Cantil
    We need to find that first.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
SIGN    
SIGN    A ritual performed by the Dragon Bishops, a group
    whose goal is to resurrect the dragons. The life force of
    all humans within the ritual area is sucked out over time,
    and once they die, the dragons takes their souls. Also, the
    souls of any humans killed within the ritual area by
    monsters or other humans become the nearby dragons'
    possessions. When a great deal of killing is carried out
    while the blood ritual is ongoing, the moment of the
    dragons' resurrection draws closer.
[13:22] Yotsuya
    Okay, Glen-san, we'll count
    on you to handle the rest.
[13:25] Glenda
    Sure.
[13:26] Glenda
    Make sure you save them.
[13:28] Toki
    Glen-san, will you be okay on your own?
[13:31] Glenda
    If this thing will weaken the
    monsters, I should manage.
[13:36] Glenda
    And there's something I
    want to find out, too.
[13:39] Toki
    Find out?
[13:40] Glenda
    I'm sure it's just me
    overthinking things, though.
[13:43] Dan
    Don't worry. I can help out
    a little bit, at least.
[13:48] Froc
    My brother's trying so hard to look cool
    because he's with a beauty like Glenda.
[13:54] Froc
    Don't worry. I'm gonna protect both of you.
[14:00] Jezby
    If Lanan dies, I really
    will be all alone...
[14:05] Froc
    Lanan just took a little blow to the head.
[14:08] Froc
    He'll wake up soon.
[14:11] Jezby
    Okay...
[14:12] Torii
    That thing sure made a big
    show of running away.
[14:15] Yotsuya
    We won't even need to check the map.
[14:18] Toki
    I'm surprised, though.
[14:21] Toki
    I thought you'd say,
[14:22] Toki
    "We don't need to look for them. If we
    find New Eden and clear the quest,
[14:27] Toki
    everything will be fine."
[14:28] Yotsuya
    There's still a horde
    of monsters out there.
[14:31] Yotsuya
    We need everyone we can get
    in case we have to fight.
[14:34] Toki
    Well, sure.
[14:40] Yotsuya
    The troll left the forest?
[14:44] Toki
    Also, this is what the outside looks like?
[14:49] Yotsuya
    There it is!
[14:50] Torii
    Look at the bastard,
    just chillin' like that!
[14:54] Torii
    Give Iu-chan and Kusue-chan back!
[15:00] Yotsuya
    Damn it! That idiot!
[15:08] Torii
    Shit!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Torii Keita
[15:11] Yotsuya
    When that thing jumps, a shadow
    forms the moment it lands!
[15:17] Yotsuya
    Right here!
[15:21] Yotsuya
    It's fast! Way faster than it was before!
[15:24] Yotsuya
    Did it get even stronger?
[15:27] Toki
    Majiha Arrow!
[15:32] Toki
    Heck yeah!
[15:33] Yotsuya
    Of course! No matter how strong
    it gets, its eyes are...
[15:37] Yotsuya
    Tokitate-san, get the other eye!
[15:40] Toki
    All right! It's my time to shine!
[15:45] Toki
    Its eye, damn it! Hit its eye!
SIGN    Dead
SIGN    Reviving in
SIGN    Tokitate Yuka
[15:52] Yotsuya
    Oh, crap...
[15:56] Yotsuya
    We're dead...
[16:04] Torii
    Torii the Hero is back!
[16:10] Shindou
    That's the second time I've
    been eaten by one of these things.
[16:18] Toki
    It's a total dead end.
[16:21] Torii
    Hey, look there!
[16:23] Yotsuya
    Is that the main part of the meteorite
    Cantil-san told us about?
[16:27] Hako
    I see. Those little fragments
    scattered all over this area.
[16:33] Shindou
    Cantil-san, huh? That takes me back.
[16:36] Toki
    He looks even more
    sophisticated and fine now!
[16:39] Shindou
    For real?
[16:43] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun?
[16:46] Yotsuya
    New Eden might be up there.
[16:49] Shindou
    New Eden?
[16:50] Yotsuya
    Jezby said it was beyond
    the forest, remember?
[16:53] Yotsuya
    Also, it's to the east of Zagroth.
[16:57] Torii
    You actually believe that story?
[17:00] Yotsuya
    Somewhere nearby, there should still be
    enough humans to complete the ritual.
[17:05] Yotsuya
    And if there are, there's nowhere
    they could be but up there.
[17:09] Hako
    Can we climb all the way up there?
[17:12] Toki
    Sounds impossible.
[17:14] Yotsuya
    You have the thing, right?
[17:16] Torii
    Er, huh?
[17:25] Froc
    Jezby? Lanan?
[17:32] Froc
    Lanan!
[17:35] Froc
    You woke up?
[17:38] Froc
    It's dangerous to be out here alone.
[17:41] Lanan
    Froc?
[17:43] Froc
    You can talk?!
[17:46] Lanan
    Where are we?
[17:48] Froc
    Um... You don't remember anything?
[17:51] Lanan
    Mom died... and then... and then...
[17:56] Lanan
    I don't know...
[17:59] Froc
    It's okay! It's okay, all right?
[18:03] Froc
    For now, let's go see Jezby.
    She'll be happy to see you.
[18:08] Lanan
    Jezby?
[18:14] Yotsuya
    I remembered Tokitate-san comparing
    this to "Jack and the Beanstalk."
[18:19] Toki
    I did say that, but I didn't
    think we'd do it for real!
[18:22] Hako
    I can't believe it grew
    that quickly, though...
[18:26] Yotsuya
    It's because of that huge meteorite.
[18:29] Yotsuya
    The rise in magic power doesn't
    even compare to before.
[18:32] Torii
    Be grateful for my emergency supplies, too!
[18:35] Shindou
    I'm starting to get excited!
[18:43] Torii
    Again?!
[18:44] Yotsuya
    We're almost there!
[18:45] Shindou
    I take back what I said!
    This is killing me!
[18:56] Yotsuya
    You're... kidding me...
[18:58] Torii
    It was all for nothing?
[19:00] Toki
    I actually had my hopes up a little.
[19:02] Shindou
    Let's just go back.
[19:07] Yotsuya
    This can't be real...
[19:09] Hako
    Yotsuya-kun, let's go.
[19:14] Yotsuya
    If you fell from here,
    you'd never make it back alive.
[19:22] Yotsuya
    No way...
[19:24] Torii
    Hey, Yuusuke!
[19:26] Shindou
    What are you doing?
[19:28] Yotsuya
    I'm gonna jump down.
[19:29] Shindou
    What?!
[19:30] Toki
    A shortcut?
[19:32] Toki
    Wait, no! You'll never survive
    a fall into a plunge pool!
[19:36] Yotsuya
    I don't want to go down there.
[19:38] Toki
    Huh?
[19:39] Yotsuya
    Take care of the rest.
[19:41] All
    What?!
[19:47] Yotsuya
    Crap, it's deeper than I thought.
[19:50] Yotsuya
    Maybe I didn't think this through enough...
[19:52] Yotsuya
    Huh? The current changed?
[20:18] Yotsuya
    Who are you people?
[20:20] Man
    It's been a long time
    since anyone came here.
[20:22] Woman
    You're surprised to find a town in
    a place like this, aren't you?
[20:27] Yotsuya
    Well, yeah...
[20:29] Yotsuya
    About how many people live here?
[20:32] Man
    I think 320...
[20:34] Man
    Oh, but a baby was born
    recently, so it's 321 now.
[20:40] Yotsuya
    That many?
[20:41] Yotsuya
    Have you lived here your whole lives?
[20:44] Woman
    Yes. There's no fighting, so we've
    lived here in peace for generations.
[20:50] Old
    They say it was connected to
    the outside a long time ago.
[20:54] Old
    Oh, I drifted in here from
    the outside myself, though.
[20:58] Yotsuya
    Drifted?
[20:59] Old
    Yes. I used to live in a small
    village called Zagroth.
[21:03] Yotsuya
    Zagroth?!
[21:05] Yotsuya
    Does that mean this is... New Eden?
[21:09] Man
    No, it doesn't have a name.
[21:11] Yotsuya
    It doesn't?
[21:13] Man
    A town with no connection to the outside
    world doesn't really need one, does it?
[21:19] Lanan
    I don't know her!
[21:21] Jezby
    Lanan...
[21:22] Froc
    What's wrong with you?
    Don't you remember your big sister?
[21:27] Lanan
    I don't have a big sister!
[21:29] Jezby
    No...
[21:31] Jezby
    Look closely at me, Lanan.
[21:35] Glenda
    So it was you.
[21:37] Jezby
    Huh?
[21:38] Glenda
    You'll even take the form
    of such a young child?
[21:42] Jezby
    What are you talking about?
[21:45] Glenda
    Jezby...
[21:47] Glenda
    You are the Dragon Bishop.
SIGN    Dragon Bishop
[23:24] GM
    Next week on Million Lives...
SIGN    Hakozaki Becomes a Rapper
SIGN    Shindou Shakes
SIGN    Yotsuya Gets Lost in Ura-Harajuku
SIGN    Preview
[23:27] GM
    "Hakozaki Becomes a Rapper,"
[23:28] GM
    "Shindou Shakes,"
[23:30] GM
    and "Yotsuya Gets Lost in
    Ura-Harajuku," three altogeth.
[23:33] GM
    Don't miss next week's episo!
[23:36] GM
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Rock, Paper, Scissors!
[23:37] GM
    Bye!

E24 - On a Million Lives

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[00:04] Fahtina
    The dragons that descended upon
    this world in ancient times
[00:08] Fahtina
    were reduced to five by a
    disaster sent from the sky,
[00:13] Fahtina
    forcing them to near-extinction.
[00:17] Fahtina
    The impact of the disaster sent one
    of them flying into the heavens,
[00:22] Fahtina
    where it still sleeps.
[00:26] Fahtina
    That object is most likely
    a fragment of that dragon.
[00:31] Fahtina
    A fragment that will accelerate
[00:35] Fahtina
    the end of the world.
[00:45] Glenda
    Jezby...
[00:48] Glenda
    You are the Dragon Bishop.
[00:52] Froc
    Dragon Bishop?
[00:54] Froc
    What does that mean?
[00:56] Glenda
    Why did you set that wireworm on Iris?
[01:00] Jezby
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[01:02] Glenda
    Right before Iris was infected,
[01:05] Glenda
    you were the one with her.
[01:07] (Flashback) Iris
    Let go of me!
[01:08] (Flashback) Jezby
    I'll take her.
[01:10] Glenda
    You put it on her.
[01:13] Glenda
    Just like you did to Bayne.
[01:16] Jezby
    Why would I do that?
[01:19] Jezby
    What proof do you have?
[01:21] Glenda
    When we first met...
[01:23] (Flashback) Jezby
    That's all right. I do this every day.
[01:26] Glenda
    You walked unconcerned into a deep forest
[01:29] Glenda
    that was filled with
    monsters to gather fruit.
[01:33] Glenda
    I never could shake my suspicion after that.
[01:36] Froc
    What are you saying?
[01:37] Glenda
    When we entered Zagroth...
[01:39] (Flashback) Jezby
    The entrance is just ahead.
[01:42] Glenda
    You headed to the village alone,
    saying you wanted to take a look.
[01:46] Glenda
    When you did, you cast a spell to plant
    memories in all the villagers, didn't you?
[01:53] Froc
    Memories? A spell?
[01:59] Dan
    Is something going on?
[02:01] Glenda
    I remember the look on Dan's face
    when he first saw you, too.
[02:05] Dan
    Huh?
[02:06] (Flashback) Froc
    I missed you! I missed you so much!
[02:09] (Flashback) Dan
    You're...
[02:10] Glenda
    Dan's initial reaction showed
    he didn't know who you were.
[02:15] Dan
    I... guess that's true?
    Wait, but back then...
[02:19] Glenda
    Back then, you gave Dan your
    own memories using magic.
[02:24] Dan
    M-Magic?
[02:25] Glenda
    Lanan's current state is proof of that.
[02:28] Glenda
    Since Lanan suffered from
    a mental impairment,
[02:31] Glenda
    he was the only one unaffected by
    the spell you cast in Zagroth.
[02:35] Glenda
    I'm not sure when you planted memories
    in the old folks from the settlement,
[02:39] Glenda
    but I'm sure it wasn't too difficult.
[02:43] Glenda
    And the murder of Cox...
[02:46] Glenda
    You made the old men do it, didn't you?
[02:49] Dan
    Old "men"? Wasn't Jaca the murderer?
[02:52] Glenda
    If Jaca had taken Cox away
    in those conditions,
[02:56] Glenda
    there's no way the others
    wouldn't have noticed.
[02:59] Glenda
    After capturing Jaca,
    I interrogated the old men.
[03:03] Old Man A
    Jezby asked us to do it.
[03:06] (Flashback) Jezby
    My parents died and Lanan ended up that way
[03:10] (Flashback) Jezby
    all because of the chief.
[03:12] (Flashback) Jezby
    Just being with him here is painful...
[03:15] (Flashback) Jezby
    I just want to die!
[03:17] Old Man B
    It's not as if we didn't have
    our grievances with the chief.
[03:21] Old Man B
    But we'd never kill him.
[03:23] Glenda
    Maybe you can give people memories,
[03:26] Glenda
    but I guess you can't make
    them do exactly as you want.
[03:29] Dan
    Wh-Why didn't you tell us
    something this important?
[03:33] Glenda
    I wasn't entirely sure.
[03:35] Glenda
    And I ended up sacrificing
    Iris because of that.
[03:40] Glenda
    This is my responsibility.
[03:41] Dan
    Glen!
[03:42] Froc
    Stop!
[03:43] Glenda
    Out of the way!
[03:44] Glenda
    Show us who you really are!
[03:55] Jezby
    You really are brilliant, aren't you?
[03:58] Froc
    Jezby?
[04:00] Glenda
    I'm just very distrustful.
[04:03] Glenda
    I haven't lived the most
    pleasant life, after all.
[04:22] Jezby
    When I only implant memories,
[04:24] Jezby
    odd little mistakes always come of it.
[04:28] (Flashback) Jezby
    My... real parents?
[04:31] (Flashback) Cox
    All people who were born and died in
    the village have a place in my mind.
[04:37] (Flashback) Cox
    When I add you and your "real parents,"
[04:41] (Flashback) Cox
    the total is three too many.
[04:45] (Flashback) Cox
    I don't know what your story is,
[04:47] (Flashback) Cox
    but don't create any trouble for me.
[04:50] (Flashback) Cox
    That's all I want to say.
[04:53] Jezby
    The tiniest rip in the seam
    can ruin everything.
[04:58] Dan
    What's that?
[05:05] Glenda
    That's...
[05:06] Froc
    A flying monster...
[05:08] (Flashback) Iris
    I saw a flying monster.
[05:12] Froc
    Just like Iris said...
[05:13] Jezby
    I've been riding around on it in search
    of a place to perform the ritual.
[05:23] Jezby
    I sense many human lives.
[05:27] Jezby
    If I can use the power in that stone
    to absorb them all at once...
[05:32] Jezby
    But there are no settlements
    here, much less cities.
[05:34] Jezby
    What does this mean?
[05:39] Jezby
    I had no idea Iris saw me.
[05:42] Jezby
    That was one rip in the seam.
[05:45] Jezby
    Then, I wanted information on the humans
[05:47] Jezby
    that I had sensed near the
    waterfall but couldn't find,
[05:51] Jezby
    so I made contact with Bayne,
[05:54] Jezby
    but all he told me was some legend he'd
    heard about a place called New Eden.
[05:59] Jezby
    Eventually, Bayne grew suspicious of me,
[06:01] Jezby
    so I infected him with a
    monster and threw him out.
[06:03] Dan
    H-How dare you—
[06:06] Jezby
    Then you heroes just happened to show up,
    so I had you do the searching for me.
[06:13] Glenda
    Why did you use those monsters
    to destroy Zagroth?
[06:17] Jezby
    Because I needed at least a few human
    lives to prepare for the ritual.
[06:23] Froc
    M-My mom... was with you at that time.
[06:27] Froc
    Does that mean you—
[06:28] Jezby
    I didn't kill her.
[06:30] Jezby
    But...
[06:32] (Flashback) Mom
    Jezby...
[06:36] (Flashback) Mom
    H-Help...
[06:44] (Flashback) Mom
    Jezby!
[06:48] Dan
    You left her to die?
[06:50] Froc
    Damn you!
[06:53] Dan
    Don't!
[06:53] Glenda
    No!
[06:55] Glenda
    Cantil!
[06:56] Cantil
    Get back!
[06:58] Cantil
    I can't believe you were the Dragon Bishop!
[07:02] Jezby
    You didn't notice earlier because
    you're a third-rate sorcerer!
[07:05] Jezby
    It's too late now!
[07:07] Glenda
    What?
[07:08] Jezby
    I'm impressed by that hero, though.
[07:12] Jezby
    It looks like he's fulfilled
    his purpose for me.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 170 l 0 170
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    own words and actions."
    By making one's actions less conspicuous, one can
    conceal one's presence. High-level creature wizards can
    even plant new memories in a target by speaking words
    imbued with magic. This does not work on monsters that
    don't understand speech or people who are not mentally
    sound.
[07:24] Toki
    Whoa...
[07:26] Toki
    There's an underground city here?
[07:28] Yotsuya
    Remember what Cox said?
[07:31] (Flashback) Cox
    Only those who choose to die
    themselves are led to New Eden.
[07:37] Yotsuya
    That's what he meant.
[07:40] Yotsuya
    There were some people
    who actually threw themselves
[07:42] Yotsuya
    in here after being run out of Zagroth.
[07:44] Yotsuya
    Remember when we got trapped
    in those ancient ruins?
[07:48] Hako
    The place Kamilto-san said was
    built thousands of years ago?
[07:53] Yotsuya
    They may be people who somehow survived
    throughout those thousands of years.
[07:58] Torii
    Whatever it is, can't we just bring
    the surviving villagers here?
[08:02] Yotsuya
    Yeah, we could, but something's bothering me.
[08:07] Yotsuya
    Now that I think about it,
    that troll found us too easily.
[08:10] Shindou
    Didn't it follow our location data?
[08:13] Yotsuya
    When it did, we just happened to come
    across this waterfall and meteorite,
[08:16] Yotsuya
    and then that city.
[08:18] Yotsuya
    Doesn't it all seem too convenient?
[08:20] Jezby
    You are right.
[08:21] Toki
    Huh?!
[08:26] Toki
    Isn't that...
[08:27] Jezby
    I arranged for it to happen
    that way, after all!
[08:33] Shindou
    Jezby?!
[08:34] Jezby
    But I never would have guessed that the
    descendants of an ancient civilization
[08:39] Jezby
    were still living here!
[08:41] Glenda
    She's a Dragon Bishop.
[08:44] Yotsuya
    Glen-san?
[08:45] Shindou
    Cantil-san!
[08:47] Yotsuya
    Jezby is a Dragon Bishop?
[08:50] Jezby
    Secreta eiqua vichten...
[08:53] Jezby
    Fragmeitam stella imperion!
[08:57] Jezby
    Monsters, obey my will!
[09:21] Yotsuya
    They really were being
    controlled with magic!
[09:24] Toki
    There are too many!
[09:26] Cantil
    Run!
[09:30] Torii
    Huh?
[09:34] Yotsuya
    We're not the ones they're after!
[09:38] Toki
    The waterfall?!
[09:40] Yotsuya
    They're after the city on the other side!
[09:44] Torii
    Bastards!
[09:47] Yotsuya
    Looks like the boss just showed up!
[09:49] Yotsuya
    That thing could flatten
    the city in seconds!
[09:58] Shindou
    Thanks, Kusue.
[10:00] Kusue
    No problem.
[10:05] Toki
    Why?! Why can't I hit it?!
[10:09] Glenda
    Is the meteorite making
    them that much stronger?!
[10:13] Jezby
    Not only that.
[10:15] Jezby
    With the power of this fragment,
[10:17] Jezby
    I could resurrect the
    Great Dragon even sooner.
[10:26] Man A
    Wh-What's happening?
[10:34] Yotsuya
    Cantil-san! Where's the magic circle?!
[10:37] Cantil
    I can't find it anywhere.
[10:39] Cantil
    But it has to be...
[10:52] Cantil
    So that's it!
[10:55] Yotsuya
    Cantil-san!
[10:57] Yotsuya
    Are you okay?!
[11:00] Cantil
    Don't worry about me...
[11:02] Cantil
    Get to the magic circle.
[11:04] Yotsuya
    The magic circle?
[11:06] Cantil
    The... golems...
[11:07] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[11:08] Cantil
    They aren't getting
    involved in the fight...
[11:11] Cantil
    and there are six of them.
[11:14] Yotsuya
    You mean...
[11:16] Cantil
    No wonder I couldn't find it.
[11:18] Cantil
    The whole magic circle was moving around.
[11:21] Yotsuya
    Forget about those guys!
    We have to take out the golems!
[11:24] Hako
    G-Golems?
[11:26] Yotsuya
    They should have magic
    circles on their backs!
[11:28] Yotsuya
    If we destroy them, they can't
    carry out the blood ritual!
[11:32] Torii
    So we just have to get rid of them?!
[11:34] Jezby
    So you figured it out.
[11:40] Torii
    They're all coming in at once!
[11:48] Yotsuya
    What now?
[11:54] Yotsuya
    I guess we have to get rid of the source.
[11:57] Glenda
    Yuusuke!
[11:58] Yotsuya
    Take care of things here!
[12:00] Both
    Huh?!
[12:01] Jezby
    A plant that absorbs mana?
[12:03] Jezby
    Hmph. There's no point in...
[12:13] Jezby
    When did you...
[12:14] Yotsuya
    I can use creature magic, too.
[12:17] Jezby
    Ah, so you concealed your presence.
[12:20] Jezby
    And? You think you can defeat me?
[12:22] Jezby
    Finis clypeus pito...
[12:24] Yotsuya
    Who knows?!
[12:26] Jezby
    Vendyne... Wind Shield!
[12:30] Yotsuya
    No way!
[12:34] Yotsuya
    Damn it!
[12:36] Yotsuya
    You piece of...
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[12:42] Yotsuya
    I should still have other weapons...
[12:44] Jezby
    I've always wanted to see what would
    happen if a hero who wouldn't die
[12:49] Jezby
    were dismantled at the cellular level.
[12:51] Jezby
    Finis clypeus...
[12:54] Jezby
    Pito...
[12:59] Yotsuya
    Take this!
[13:01] Jezby
    Vendyne...
[13:02] Yotsuya
    I hit her!
[13:04] Jezby
    Incantation complete.
[13:08] Jezby
    It's your reward for trying so hard.
[13:10] Jezby
    Be proud of this little
    scratch you gave me!
[13:21] Jezby
    Are you stupid? This won't...
[13:24] Yotsuya
    I don't expect to actually beat you.
[13:26] Yotsuya
    At best...
[13:28] Yotsuya
    I can force you to lower your guard
    and create and opening!
[13:34] Jezby
    What are you—
[13:37] Yotsuya
    Just one scratch is enough.
[13:41] Jezby
    Why, you—
[13:42] Yotsuya
    Grow all at once!
[13:45] Yotsuya
    Reach maturity, Yggdramaple!
[14:01] Shindou
    Wh-What was that?
[14:04] Hako
    The monsters...
[14:08] Cantil
    Its magic effects have worn off!
[14:10] Cantil
    Don't miss this opportunity!
[14:13] Glenda
    Yuka! Shoot the magic
    circles on the golems!
[14:16] Toki
    Got it!
[14:30] Toki
    Just one left. I'm on it!
[14:35] Toki
    Mission complete!
[14:38] Glenda
    That's the only one left!
[14:41] Torii
    Damn you!
[14:43] Torii
    This is for Iris, you bastard!
[15:05] Cantil
    You kids have saved my life again.
[15:17] Shindou
    Oh, you're finally awake.
[15:21] Yotsuya
    Um...
[15:23] Yotsuya
    Huh?
[15:25] Cantil
    You were perpetually emitting mana
    because of that meteorite's power.
[15:30] Cantil
    A normal human never could
    have withstood that.
[15:33] Yotsuya
    Oh, right... Is she...
[15:43] Yotsuya
    She's alive?
[15:45] Cantil
    Yes.
[15:47] Shindou
    What should we do?
[15:49] Yotsuya
    That should be obvious.
[15:51] Yotsuya
    She killed a lot of people.
[15:57] Hako
    No!
[16:00] Hako
    Don't kill her!
[16:03] Yotsuya
    What did I tell you?
    I've already killed someone.
[16:07] Hako
    If you use that as a reason to kill again,
[16:10] Hako
    it's going to end up being a given...
[16:14] Hako
    and there'll be no going back!
[16:18] Yotsuya
    All scum ought to die.
[16:21] Yotsuya
    In the end, even I'll likely...
[16:23] Yotsuya
    Until then, I'll kill those
    who ought to be killed.
[16:29] Yotsuya
    I should have greater strength, so how...
[16:33] Hako
    You don't have to understand right now!
[16:36] Hako
    Please...
[16:38] Hako
    Don't close the door on your own future!
[16:45] Yotsuya
    Glen-san...
[16:46] Glenda
    Shouldn't we let the people of this
    world settle this world's affairs?
[16:53] Yotsuya
    Fine.
[16:57] Yotsuya
    I have no intention of forgiving, though.
[17:00] Yotsuya
    Not her sins...
[17:04] Yotsuya
    nor my own.
[17:12] Froc
    Are memories the only things you can control?
[17:17] Jezby
    What?
[17:20] Froc
    I'm asking if you controlled
    my feelings, too!
[17:34] Jezby
    The only one I love is my
    god, the Great Dragon!
[17:39] Jezby
    I don't need love from anyone else!
[17:42] Jezby
    Die, humans!
[17:50] Cantil
    She killed herself with her own magic...
[17:59] Froc
    Thanks for answering me.
[18:03] Froc
    Goodbye.
[18:08] Yotsuya
    The meteorite!
[18:21] Cantil
    Lady Fahtina!
[18:22] All
    Huh?
[18:24] Fahtina
    Aw, I finally made it here,
    and it's already over.
[18:28] Fahtina
    Well, I did destroy that
    dangerous thing, at least,
[18:32] Fahtina
    so it's all good.
[18:33] Hako
    That's the great sorceress?
[18:35] Torii
    Kinda flippant, isn't she?
[18:36] Toki
    That's how she was last time.
[18:38] Fahtina
    Oh, we're going to retrieve all
    of these fragments, Cantil.
[18:43] Cantil
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[18:44] Fahtina
    If we leave these lying around,
    the dragon'll be back in no time.
[18:48] Glenda
    The dragon...
[18:50] Froc
    Look!
[18:58] Lanan
    Wow...
[18:59] Dan
    New Eden...
[19:07] Torii
    This is wild...
[19:09] Glenda
    Too bad I couldn't take a video of it.
[19:12] Old Man A
    You're still alive?!
[19:14] Old Man from Ancient city
    It seems we've all been through a lot.
[19:18] Old Man from Ancient city
    Let's live in peace from now on.
[19:20] Dan
    Great Hero, I can't thank you enough.
[19:24] Yotsuya
    It's okay. But...
[19:27] Yotsuya
    I do have one favor to ask.
[19:29] Man B
    Of course. Ask us for anything.
[19:32] Man A
    You heroes are this city's saviors!
[19:35] Yotsuya
    I hear this town doesn't have a name.
[19:39] Yotsuya
    Could I ask you to give it one?
[19:41] Dan
    A... name?
[19:44] Yotsuya
    Yes.
[19:48] Yotsuya
    Call it Zagroth.
[19:55] GM
    Now, Warrior (Axe) Glenda Carter...
[19:59] GM
    You get one question as a reward.
[20:11] Glenda
    How could the dragon appear
    in our own world?
[20:16] GM
    There is a small hole that
    connects the two worl.
[20:21] GM
    That hole continues to widen
[20:24] GM
    until, eventually, the dragon will ent.
[20:39] Male Student A
    Wanna check out that shop
    by the south gate?
[20:41] Male Student B
    Yeah, let's go.
[20:43] Male Student B
    That place has a nice vibe.
[20:50] Torii
    Hey, Yuusuke! On your way home?
[20:53] Yotsuya
    Yes, I am.
[20:56] Torii
    Now that we've run into each other,
    let's hang out somewhere!
[20:59] Yotsuya
    Aren't you on your way to work?
[21:02] Torii
    Jeez! Even in this world, he's so cold!
[21:07] Toki
    Wow, this is well-made!
[21:10] Shindou
    Yeah, well, I practiced like crazy.
[21:13] Hako
    Iu-chan and Yotsuya-kun were both amazing.
[21:15] Toki
    Yotsuya, too?
[21:17] Toki
    Come to think of it, he seems
    like he's changed lately.
[21:21] Hako
    That was the promise he made with Iu-chan.
[21:24] Shindou
    Well, I guess he's a bit better now.
[21:27] Shindou
    He's still putting on an act, though.
[21:29] Shindou
    Oh, I never sent you the pictures
    from last time, did I?
[21:33] Toki
    Last time? Oh, I guess you didn't.
[21:36] Shindou
    Sorry! I thought I sent them.
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[21:39] Hako
    Did you send them to
    Yotsuya-kun and Torii-san?
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[21:41] Shindou
    I'll send them to everyone.
SIGN    Majiha
    Arrow!
[21:42] Shindou
    Even though Yotsuya-kun
    probably won't like it.
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[21:50] Torii
    Hey, these look great!
[21:52] Foreman
    Yo, part-timer!
[21:53] Torii
    Oh, shit!
[21:54] Torii
    Yeah, yeah, got it!
[21:57] Torii
    Man... Everyone called me
    "Great Hero" in the other world...
[22:02] (Flashback) Iris
    Torii the Hero!
[22:18] Girl Master
    You still hate this city?
[22:21] Yotsuya
    Whoa!
[22:22] Yotsuya
    Seriously, stop popping up out of nowhere!
[22:27] Yotsuya
    Last time, you asked me if I understood
    the value of life, right?
[22:34] Yotsuya
    I still hate this city.
[22:37] Yotsuya
    And I can't answer about
    the value of life. But...
[22:41] Girl Master
    But?
[22:43] Yotsuya
    There's something I've come to realize.
[22:45] Yotsuya
    There are thousands, even millions,
    of people living in that other world,
[22:49] Yotsuya
    and something is constantly being
    sacrificed for them to stay alive.
[23:02] Girl Master
    And?
[23:05] Yotsuya
    I've made up my mind.
[23:08] Yotsuya
    I'll see it through to the end.
[23:12] Yotsuya
    I doubt I can escape it.
[23:14] Yotsuya
    My actions—all of our actions—
    shape that world.
[23:22] Yotsuya
    Whether I like it or not,
    we're being forced to stand...
[23:28] Yotsuya
    on a million lives.
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