E8 - Life with Karaage

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:29] SIGN
    Life with
    karaage
    chicken
[01:32] KODAMA
    Life with karaage chicken.
SIGN    Purchased at Inage-ya
[01:35] KODAMA
    There's karaage chicken at home...
[01:38] SIGN
    Awesome...!!
[01:38] KODAMA
    Awesome...!
[01:40] KODAMA
    When I turn back, there's karaage chicken...
[01:43] KODAMA
    Awesome...!
[01:43] SIGN
    Awesome...!!
[01:45] KODAMA
    Sometimes I get to taste it.
[01:47] KODAMA
    Awesome...!
[01:47] SIGN (left)
    Awesome...!!
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:49] KODAMA
    Even when my work is rough...
SIGN    Agh...
[01:51] SIGN
    I feel safe...!!
[01:51] KODAMA
    I feel safe!
[01:53] KODAMA
    I can eat karaage chicken anytime.
[01:53] SIGN (left)
    I can eat
    karaage chicken
    anytime...
SIGN    Munch...
[01:56] SIGN (right)
    Love it!!
[01:56] KODAMA
    I love it!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:58] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
[02:00] SIGN
    Extreme
    Snack Series
[02:00] KODAMA
    Extreme Snack Series.
[02:06] SIGN (right)
    Salt
[02:06] KODAMA
    Salt.
[02:08] SIGN (left)
    Put some salt
    on the tip
    of your tongue
[02:09] KODAMA
    Put some salt on the tip of your tongue.
SIGN    Lick...
[02:11] SIGN (left)
    Give it a minute
    while making sure 
    salt doesn't touch 
    anything else
[02:11] KODAMA
    Give it a minute while making sure
    salt doesn't touch anything else.
SIGN    Ngh...
[02:16] SIGN
    You can't taste
    saltiness
    at the tip
    of the tongue
[02:16] KODAMA
    You can't taste saltiness
    at the tip of the tongue,
[02:18] SIGN
    So you can't
    stop salivating 
    even though
    it's not salty
[02:18] KODAMA
    so you can't stop salivating
    even though it's not salty.
[02:21] KODAMA
    My tongue is tingling.
[02:23] SIGN (right)
    Wash down the salt
    with alcohol
SIGN    Glug...
[02:23] KODAMA
    Wash down the salt with alcohol.
SIGN    Glug...
SIGN    Glug...
[02:28] KODAMA
    So fun!
[02:28] SIGN (left)
    So fun!
SIGN    Glug...