E24 - Untitled

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    WHOOSH
SIGN    WHOOSH
SIGN    Am I a
    chicken skewer...?
[01:47] KODAMA
    Am I a chicken skewer?
[01:51] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:54] SIGN (right)
    What do I want
    for my last meal?
[01:54] KODAMA
    What do I want for my last meal?
[01:56] SIGN ( left)
    Is it...
[01:56] KODAMA
    Is it... sushi?
[01:58] SIGN (left)
    Sushi?
[02:00] KODAMA
    I want something warm, too,
    so let's add miso soup.
[02:00] SIGN (right)
    I want something
    warm, too
[02:01] SIGN (left)
    so let's add
    miso soup
SIGN    With shijimi clams.
[02:03] SIGN
    I want some beer
[02:03] KODAMA
    I want some beer.
[02:04] SIGN
    Then some food
    to go with it
[02:04] KODAMA
    Then some food to go with it.
[02:06] KODAMA
    Something sweet in the middle,
[02:06] SIGN
    Something sweet 
    in the middle
[02:09] SIGN
    But I also want some convenience
    store shrimp gratin and
    friend chicken to confirm the taste
[02:09] KODAMA
    But I also want some convenience store shrimp
    gratin and friend chicken to confirm the taste.
[02:13] KODAMA
    There's no rule that says you can only
    have one dish for your last meal...
[02:13] SIGN
    There's no rule that says you can only 
    have one dish for your last meal...
[02:21] KODAMA
    Which means...
SIGN    MUNCH
[02:23] KODAMA
    the last meal has already started!
[02:23] SIGN
    The last meal
    has already started!!
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    GLUG
SIGN    GLUG
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    GLUG
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP