E23 - Taking Home Delivery Pizza

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
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SIGN    Revelation
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SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Taking a walk in the neighborhood
[01:30] KODAMA
    Taking a walk in the neighborhood.
SIGN    The Hat
[01:34] KODAMA
    There's going to be a new
    pizza delivery place!
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    There's going to be a new 
    pizza delivery place!!
SIGN    RWWHHH
[01:36] KODAMA
    If I bike here,
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    If I bike here,
[01:38] KODAMA
    I can use pick-up discount and
    enjoy piping hot pizza at home...!!
[01:38] SIGN (left)
    I can use pick-up discount and 
    enjoy piping hot pizza at home...!!
[01:42] SIGN
    A few days later
[01:42] KODAMA
    A few days later.
SIGN    Zzara
[01:44] KODAMA
    I got the flyer, too!
    Calling right away.
SIGN    Calling right away
[01:47] KODAMA
    I'd like to place an order of
    Quatro-Something, M size, for a pickup!
[01:50] SIGN (left)
    15 min until 
    the pizza is ready
[01:50] KODAMA
    Fifteen minutes until the pizza is ready.
[01:51] SIGN
    Buying a drink at
    Inageya on the way...
[01:52] KODAMA
    Buying a drink at Inageya on the way.
[01:53] SIGN
    The time allocation is perfect, 
    with no wasted time
[01:54] KODAMA
    The time allocation is perfect,
    with no wasted time.
SIGN    The Hat
[01:59] KODAMA
    Fifteen minutes, right on the dot!
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    15 min,
    right on the dot!!
[02:00] KODAMA
    Kawashiri, for a pickup.
[02:03] SHOP CLERK 1
    Kawashiri-sama?
[02:05] SHOP CLERK 1
    Did you take the order?
[02:06] SHOP CLERK 2
    No, I didn't.
[02:09] SHOP CLERK 1
    That's strange.
[02:10] SHOP CLERK 1
    Can we see your call history?
[02:12] KODAMA
    Well, I called this number
    right here... Here...
SIGN    Here...
[02:18] KODAMA
    This is the number for Zzara.
    This is The Hat, so...
[02:25] SIGN
    Zzara was two 
    train stops away
[02:25] KODAMA
    Zzara was two train stops away.