E18 - The Cognitive Shuffle

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
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SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
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SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    STARE
[01:31] KODAMA
    On sleepless nights,
[01:31] SIGN
    On sleepless
    nights
[01:32] SIGN
    I've been doing
    this sleep method
[01:33] KODAMA
    I've been doing this sleep method.
[01:35] SIGN
    It's called the
    cognitive shuffle
[01:36] KODAMA
    It's called the cognitive shuffle.
[01:39] KODAMA
    1. Just pick a random letter.
[01:39] SIGN
    1. Just pick
    a random letter
[01:40] SIGN
    "Sa" from 
    "sake (alcohol)"...
[01:43] SIGN
    2. List words that start 
    with that letter.
    The end
SIGN    Saru
    (monkey)
[01:44] KODAMA
    2. List words that start
    with that letter. The end.
SIGN    salmon
SIGN    Saito-san
SIGN    sashiba
    (false tooth)
SIGN    sakiika
    (shredded and dried squid)
[01:51] KODAMA
    The trick is to not think too much,
[01:52] SIGN
    The trick is
    to not think
    too much
SIGN    samba
SIGN    summer beach
[01:55] KODAMA
    and list words that have
    nothing to do with each other.
[01:55] SIGN
    And list words
    that have nothing to 
    do with each other
SIGN    sulfonamide
SIGN    sanzu-no-kawa
    (the sanzu river)
[01:59] SIGN
    As you continue to
    list random words
[01:59] KODAMA
    As you continue to list random words,
SIGN    sanuki udon
SIGN    sanma no shioyaki
    (grilled saury)
SIGN    Brain
SIGN    The
    thing
    that
    manages
    the
    brain
[02:08] CREATURE
    She's thinking about pointless things.
    Saving mode, on!
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
[02:13] SIGN
    The breaker
    of your 
    consciousness
    is turned off
[02:13] KODAMA
    The breaker of your
    consciousness is turned off.
[02:16] KODAMA
    Sensing the breakers go off one by one is fun.
[02:16] SIGN
    Sensing the
    breakers go off
    one by one is fun
SIGN    saba miso
    (mackerel in miso)
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
SIGN    salopettes pants (overalls)
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
[02:22] KODAMA
    The more random the words are, the easier
    it is to let go of your conscience.
[02:22] SIGN
    The more random the words
    are, the easier it is to
    let go of your conscience
[02:28] KODAMA
    Give it a try.
SIGN    Give it a try