E12 - Untitled

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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:32] SIGN
    How to eat
    packed sushi
[01:32] KODAMA
    How to eat packed sushi.
    Bought from Inageya, naturally.
SIGN    From
    Inageya
[01:36] SIGN
    Remove
    the fish
[01:37] KODAMA
    Remove the fish,
[01:39] KODAMA
    put soy sauce on both sides,
[01:39] SIGN
    Put soy sauce
    on both sides
SIGN    SPLISH
SIGN    SPLASH
[01:42] KODAMA
    and put them back together.
[01:42] SIGN
    Put them
    back together
[01:45] SIGN
    Put soy sauce
    on the rice,
    as well
[01:45] KODAMA
    Put soy sauce on the rice, as well,
SIGN    OPEN
[01:48] KODAMA
    and eat it.
[01:48] SIGN
    Eat
SIGN    GLUG
    GLUG
    GLUG...
[01:52] KODAMA
    Wash it down with alcohol.
SIGN    Wash it down
    with alcohol
[01:57] REVELATION CAT
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Scallops
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    Rather pricey
    scallops
[02:00] KODAMA
    Rather pricey scallops.
SIGN    It costs about 1,000 yen
SIGN    Vacuum sealed
SIGN    RIP
[02:03] KODAMA
    It's not the hard dry type,
    but soft and moist type…
[02:03] SIGN
    It's not the hard dry type, 
    but soft and moist type…
SIGN    Scallop
SIGN    OPEN
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW...
SIGN    BOBO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
[02:21] SMALL KODAMA
    Drowning! Drowning in the scallops!
[02:24] KODAMA
    When you chew it, it expands
    up to five times in your mouth.
SIGN    When you chew it, it expands
    up to five times in your mouth.
[02:27] KODAMA
    What the heck?!
SIGN    What the heck?!