I'M KODAMA KAWASHIRI
“Lemme show you what a truly blessed life looks like.”
A chill and unhealthy anime of the daily life of Kodama Kawashiri, who loves alcohol, greasy, salty food, and sweets more than anything.

Season 1

E1 - It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
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SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Inageya
SIGN    Self Introduction
[01:35] KODAMA
    Hello, I'm Kawashiri Kodama.
[01:37] KODAMA
    While I work at home,
    I draw manga of my daily life,
[01:41] KODAMA
    and I release it into the ocean
    that is the Internet.
SIGN    Soy Sauce
    Noodle
[01:43] KODAMA
    Favorite food is anything greasy.
[01:46] KODAMA
    And beer to wash it down.
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:48] KODAMA
    Eating...
[01:49] KODAMA
    Drinking...
[01:52] KODAMA
    and going to sleep
    immediately after is the best.
SIGN    Mmm...
[01:55] KODAMA
    Come to think of it...
SIGN    Middle of nowhere
[01:57] KODAMA
    My early childhood...
SIGN    Daze...
[02:00] KODAMA
    My school days...
SIGN    Middle Schooler
SIGN    Daze...
SIGN    Art student
SIGN    Daze...
[02:05] KODAMA
    As a grownup...
SIGN    Great Tokyo
SIGN    Daze...
[02:09] KODAMA
    And today.
SIGN    Daze...
[02:12] KODAMA
    I've been living...
[02:17] KODAMA
    an aimless life...
[02:20] KODAMA
    What is life...?
[02:21] KODAMA
    This anime is about a way of life.
[02:23] KODAMA
    When I think about my future, 
    my chest tightens...
[02:28] KODAMA
    Let's get started.

E2 - My Dissolute Life
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] KODAMA
    Morning
SIGN    Munch
[01:30] KODAMA
    Morning.
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:32] KODAMA
    I ate too much, I'll burst...
    Let me lie down for a bit.
SIGN    Zzz...
[01:39] KODAMA
    Night already?!
[01:40] KODAMA
    I haven't eaten lunch,
    so I need a solid dinner.
SIGN    Rumble...
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
[01:44] KODAMA
    I can be up all night...
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
[01:46] KODAMA
    I ate too much, let me lie down...
[01:49] KODAMA
    It's afternoon.
[01:50] KODAMA
    I haven't eaten breakfast,
    so I need a solid...
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:55] KODAMA
    I ate too much...!
SIGN    Chirp
SIGN    Chirp
SIGN    Chirp
SIGN    Chirp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
[02:01] KODAMA
    What day is it, and what am I eating?
    Lunch? Dinner?
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[02:06] KODAMA
    Dangerous Lifehacker.
[02:08] KODAMA
    A stew.
[02:08] KODAMA
    Stew
[02:09] STEW
    Steaming hot!
[02:10] KODAMA
    Thanks for the food.
SIGN    Scoop
SIGN    Nom
SIGN    Sizzle...
SIGN    The sound
    of the inside
    of mouth
    burning
[02:13] KODAMA
    Spring rolls.
[02:13] KODAMA
    Spring
    Rolls
[02:14] SPRING ROLL
    Piping hot!
[02:15] KODAMA
    Thanks for the food.
SIGN    Crisp
SIGN    Oozy
SIGN    Sizzle...
SIGN    The sound
    of the inside
    of mouth
    burning
[02:19] KODAMA
    Oban-yaki pancake.
[02:19] SIGN (right)
    Oban-yaki
    pancake
    (with custard cream)
[02:20] OBAN-YAKI
    Steaming hot!
[02:21] KODAMA
    Thanks for the food.
SIGN    Nom
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Sizzle...
SIGN    The sound
    of the inside
    of mouth
    burning
[02:24] KODAMA
    My mouth is always burned.
SIGN    My mouth
    is always burned.

E3 - About Inageya
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Oasis of my heart
SIGN    Inageya
SIGN    Inageya
[01:30] KODAMA
    Inageya's...
[01:31] KODAMA
    My Best of Bento, Salmon Bento.
SIGN    Man, this is
    so yummy.
SIGN    Single Dish Section
SIGN    Today's Special
[01:35] KODAMA
    There are many kinds, but...
    I'll take a salmon bento today.
SIGN    Reach...
SIGN    There are veggies
    in it, too...
[01:39] SIGN (right)
    Another
    day
SIGN    Reach...
[01:40] KODAMA
    I've a taste for a salmon bento today.
[01:42] SIGN (right)
    Yet
    another
    day
SIGN    Reach...
[01:42] KODAMA
    Today, I want a salmon bento.
[01:44] KODAMA
    Oh, new items.
SIGN    Side Dishes
[01:44] SIGN (right)
    Yet
    another
    day
SIGN    Reach...
[01:48] KODAMA
    In which case, I'll go with a salmon bento.
SIGN    Man, this is so yummy.
[01:49] KODAMA
    Man, this is so yummy.
[01:51] KODAMA
    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama.
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:53] KODAMA
    He's a friend from college, Ohno.
[01:54] OHNO
    Kawashiri!
SIGN    He's tall
    and handsome
SIGN    Train Station
SIGN    Ohno's house
SIGN    My house
[01:55] KODAMA
    Turns out, he lives a five-minute
    walk away from me.
[01:58] KODAMA
    Let's hang out!
SIGN    Inageya
[02:00] KODAMA
    First stop, Inageya!
[02:01] OHNO
    Inageya, huh? I've never been.
[02:04] KODAMA
    You're kidding, right?!
[02:05] KODAMA
    There is a man in this town who
    doesn't know what Inageya is.
[02:08] OHNO
    What do you recommend for a side dish?
[02:11] KODAMA
    You want my recommendation?!
[02:12] KODAMA
    Fried chicken!
[02:13] KODAMA
    It's big, greasy, and yummy!
[02:15] OHNO
    We don't really eat that stuff at my home.
[02:17] KODAMA
    Crispy spring rolls!
[02:18] KODAMA
    They're filling, greasy, and yummy!
[02:20] OHNO
    We don't eat that stuff, either.
SIGN    Side Dish Section
[02:23] KODAMA
    You are such a bourgeoisie.
[02:24] OHNO
    See ya!
[02:24] KODAMA
    Ohno bought some sushi and went home.
    Well, sushi is yummy.

E4 - Roasted Pork Ramen Diet
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Slurp
SIGN    Step...
[01:35] CAT
    Ta-da!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 30 l 0 30
SIGN    m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 60 l 0 60
SIGN    "Revelation Cat"
    
      A cat that gives
      you revelations.
[01:36] CAT
    Roasted pork ramen would be good for you.
[01:38] KODAMA
    Revelation Cat!
[01:39] ---
    Roasted pork ramen? What do you mean?
[01:42] CAT
    Roasted pork is protein.
[01:44] ---
    Regular ramen is mainly just carbs.
SIGN    Carbs
[01:47] CAT
    Roasted pork ramen thus has
    both protein and carbs.
[01:47] SIGN (right)
    Protein
[01:52] CAT
    You absorb fewer carbs from ramen
    if you eat protein with it.
[01:59] KODAMA
    I... I see...
[02:01] KODAMA
    Roasted pork ramen... That's it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 l 40 40 l 0 40
SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 l 40 40 l 0 40
SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 l 40 40 l 0 40
SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 l 40 40 l 0 40
SIGN    m 0 0 l 40 0 l 40 40 l 0 40
SIGN    R
SIGN    A
SIGN    M
SIGN    E
SIGN    N
[02:05] WAITER
    Welcome!
[02:06] KODAMA
    I'll take a roasted pork ramen!
SIGN    Menu
[02:07] KODAMA
    Roasted pork ramen, please.
[02:09] KODAMA
    I'll take a roasted pork ramen...
    with roasted pork.
[02:11] ---
    One roasted pork ramen. Add a seasoned egg.
[02:14] KODAMA
    A few
    months
    later...
[02:15] KODAMA
    A few months later...
[02:17] KODAMA
    Revelation cat!
[02:19] ---
    I'm keeping up with
    the roasted pork ramen diet!
[02:26] CAT
    The what?

E5 - Local Chinese Restaurant
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:29] KODAMA
    During my walk...
SIGN    During
    my
    walk
SIGN    During
    my
    walk
SIGN    During
    my
    walk
SIGN    During
    my
    walk
SIGN    During
    my
    walk
SIGN    During
    my
    walk
[01:34] SIGN
    My sensor
    reacted
[01:34] KODAMA
    My sensor reacted.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 40 l 0 40
SIGN    m 0 0 l 12 0 l 12 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Moudou-ken
SIGN    R
    a
    m
    e
    n
SIGN    Chinese Noodles
[01:37] KODAMA
    This shabby local Chinese restaurant...
[01:39] KODAMA
    I can tell. This restaurant... is good!
SIGN    R
    a
    m
    e
    n
[01:42] KODAMA
    So run-down for a restaurant in Tokyo...
    Yellowed plastic food samples...
[01:46] SIGN
    Chinese Noodles
[01:46] KODAMA
    It's a proof that they're
    confident about their food!
[01:49] COOK
    Welcome...
[01:55] KODAMA
    Dirty...
SIGN    Dirty...
[01:57] KODAMA
    But...
SIGN    But
[01:58] SIGN
    I
    like
    it...!!
[01:58] KODAMA
    I like it!
SIGN    Fried
    Rice
[01:59] SIGN (from right to left)
    Katsu-
    Don
[01:59] SIGN (from right to left)
    Simmered
    Veggies
[02:00] KODAMA
    Run-down interior.
[02:01] KODAMA
    The manga lineup is Golgo 13*,* Hakuryuu*,
    and* KochiKame: Tokyo Beat Cops only.
[02:04] SIGN
    This
    is it!
[02:04] KODAMA
    This is it!
[02:06] KODAMA
    Hakuryuu is good.
[02:08] COOK
    Here you go.
[02:10] ONOMATOPOEIA
    Sparkle...
[02:10] KODAMA
    Ramen you get at a place like this...
SIGN    N
    o
    o
    d
    l
    e
[02:14] KODAMA
    ...is the best!
[02:14] SIGN
    The Best
[02:19] COOK
    Thank you...
[02:19] SIGN (white)
    Thank you
SIGN    Ramen
[02:25] KODAMA
    Well... It wasn't very good.

E6 - Valentine's Day
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] KODAMA
    Valentine Day kiss. Valentine Day kiss.
SIGN    Valentine
[01:36] KODAMA
    The day before Valentine's Day...
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    The day
    before
    Valentine's
    Day
[01:39] KODAMA
    Should I play safe and get the top seller?
[01:41] ---
    But chocolate truffles sound good, too.
[01:43] ---
    The cat package is too adorable, though.
[01:45] KODAMA
    I'll take this, and...
    Well, I'll take, and that, too!
SIGN    Valentine
[01:50] SIGN
    Buying
    them all
[01:50] KODAMA
    I bought them all.
[01:52] SIGN
    I bought
    7,000 yen
    worth of
    chocolates
[01:52] KODAMA
    I bought 7,000 yen worth of chocolates.
SIGN    R
    u
    s
    t
    l
    e
[01:57] SIGN (left)
    Hehe...
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    Hehe
    hehe...
[02:04] KODAMA
    Valentine Day kiss.
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    G
    o
    b
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    G
    o
    b
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    G
    o
    b
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    C
    h
    o
    m
    p
SIGN    G
    o
    b
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    G
    o
    b
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    G
    o
    b
    b
    l
    e
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    G
    u
    l
    p
SIGN    R
    a
    t
    t
    l
    e
SIGN    R
    a
    t
    t
    l
    e
SIGN    R
    a
    t
    t
    l
    e
SIGN    S
    l
    u
    u
    u
    r
    p
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crunch
[02:25] KODAMA
    Valentine's Day...
[02:25] SIGN (right)
    Valentine's
    Day...
SIGN    Chomp
[02:26] SIGN (left)
    ...is the best
    'cause you 
    can buy
    the best
    chocolates!
[02:26] KODAMA
    ...is the best 'cause you
    can buy the best chocolates!

E7 - Coffee
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:29] SIGN
    I bought
    some drip
    coffee
    bags
[01:30] KODAMA
    I bought some drip coffee bags.
SIGN    Usually
    I only drink
    café au lait
[01:32] SIGN
    It was a variety pack, 
    with many types of coffee
SIGN    Hawaiian
    Coffee
SIGN    Guatemala
SIGN    Guatemala
SIGN    Brazil
SIGN    Kilimanjaro
SIGN    Blue
    Mountain
SIGN    Colombia
[01:33] KODAMA
    It was a variety pack,
    with many types of coffee.
SIGN    This one is from ○○... Okay...
[01:36] KODAMA
    The rip-off holder part looks cool!
SIGN    P
    o
    u
    r
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    S
    l
    a
    m
SIGN    S
    p
    l
    a
    s
    h
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
[01:48] KODAMA
    Drip coffee is the best!
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
SIGN    Glug
[01:54] KODAMA
    I'm starting to get drip coffee.
[01:54] SIGN
    I'm starting
    to get
    drip coffee
SIGN    Slurp...
[01:57] KODAMA
    After some tries, I can even drink it black.
[01:57] SIGN
    After some tries,
    I can even
    drink it black
[02:00] KODAMA
    But I still don't get the
    difference in taste...
SIGN    This one is
    from where...?
[02:03] SIGN (right)
    On
    another
    day
SIGN    Inageya
[02:03] KODAMA
    On another day...
SIGN    SALE
[02:07] KODAMA
    This is much cheaper than
    the one I usually buy!
SIGN    Drip
[02:10] YASU DRIP
    I'm 10 yen cheaper per bag!
[02:10] SIGN
    I'm 10 yen
    cheaper
    per bag
[02:13] KODAMA
    I could never tell the difference
    in taste anyhow... so this will do.
SIGN    FOOD
    DRINK
[02:17] SIGN
    I'm a bargain
[02:17] YASU DRIP
    I'm a bargain!
SIGN    R
    i
    p
[02:19] KODAMA
    Wow, it stinks!
SIGN    P
    o
    u
    r
[02:21] KODAMA
    Man, it stinks!
SIGN    Wet Dog
SIGN    Cat Food
SIGN    Musty
    Laundry
[02:24] KODAMA
    Oh jeez, it stinks!
[02:28] KODAMA
    There are differences.
[02:28] SIGN
    There are
    differences

E8 - Life with Karaage
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:29] SIGN
    Life with
    karaage
    chicken
[01:32] KODAMA
    Life with karaage chicken.
SIGN    Purchased at Inage-ya
[01:35] KODAMA
    There's karaage chicken at home...
[01:38] SIGN
    Awesome...!!
[01:38] KODAMA
    Awesome...!
[01:40] KODAMA
    When I turn back, there's karaage chicken...
[01:43] KODAMA
    Awesome...!
[01:43] SIGN
    Awesome...!!
[01:45] KODAMA
    Sometimes I get to taste it.
[01:47] KODAMA
    Awesome...!
[01:47] SIGN (left)
    Awesome...!!
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[01:49] KODAMA
    Even when my work is rough...
SIGN    Agh...
[01:51] SIGN
    I feel safe...!!
[01:51] KODAMA
    I feel safe!
[01:53] KODAMA
    I can eat karaage chicken anytime.
[01:53] SIGN (left)
    I can eat
    karaage chicken
    anytime...
SIGN    Munch...
[01:56] SIGN (right)
    Love it!!
[01:56] KODAMA
    I love it!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:58] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
[02:00] SIGN
    Extreme
    Snack Series
[02:00] KODAMA
    Extreme Snack Series.
[02:06] SIGN (right)
    Salt
[02:06] KODAMA
    Salt.
[02:08] SIGN (left)
    Put some salt
    on the tip
    of your tongue
[02:09] KODAMA
    Put some salt on the tip of your tongue.
SIGN    Lick...
[02:11] SIGN (left)
    Give it a minute
    while making sure 
    salt doesn't touch 
    anything else
[02:11] KODAMA
    Give it a minute while making sure
    salt doesn't touch anything else.
SIGN    Ngh...
[02:16] SIGN
    You can't taste
    saltiness
    at the tip
    of the tongue
[02:16] KODAMA
    You can't taste saltiness
    at the tip of the tongue,
[02:18] SIGN
    So you can't
    stop salivating 
    even though
    it's not salty
[02:18] KODAMA
    so you can't stop salivating
    even though it's not salty.
[02:21] KODAMA
    My tongue is tingling.
[02:23] SIGN (right)
    Wash down the salt
    with alcohol
SIGN    Glug...
[02:23] KODAMA
    Wash down the salt with alcohol.
SIGN    Glug...
SIGN    Glug...
[02:28] KODAMA
    So fun!
[02:28] SIGN (left)
    So fun!
SIGN    Glug...

E9 - Strategic Retreat
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    O
    h
    .
    .
    .
[01:32] KODAMA
    My productivity is down...
[01:32] SIGN (right)
    My productivity
    is down...
SIGN    P
    r
    o
    d
    u
    c
    t
    i
    v
    i
    t
    y
SIGN    Time
[01:36] SIGN
    Shall I sleep?
[01:36] KODAMA
    Shall I sleep?
[01:37] KODAMA
    If I didn't sleep...
SIGN    P
    r
    o
    d
    u
    c
    t
    i
    v
    i
    t
    y
SIGN    Time
SIGN    If I didn't sleep
[01:40] KODAMA
    Sleep!
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Productivity
    goes up!
[01:42] KODAMA
    Productivity goes up!
SIGN    Zzz
SIGN    Z
    a
    a
    a
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Sound of rain
SIGN    Z
    z
    z
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Day 1
SIGN    Day 2
SIGN    Day 3
SIGN    Day 4
SIGN    Day 5
SIGN    Z
    z
    z
SIGN    Z
    z
    z
    .
    .
SIGN    Z
    z
    z
    .
    .
[02:00] KODAMA
    Oh...
[02:01] KODAMA
    Productivity goes down.
[02:06] KODAMA
    Let's sleep.
[02:08] KODAMA
    If you didn't sleep.
[02:11] KODAMA
    Sleep.
[02:13] KODAMA
    Productivity up!

E10 - Regressing to a Baby
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Sun    Mon     Tue   Wed     Thu     Fri   Sat
SIGN    Deadline
[01:31] KODAMA
    Planning the schedule
    backward from the deadline.
[01:31] SIGN (right)
    Planning the 
    schedule backward 
    from the deadline
[01:34] KODAMA
    I need to complete 10% of the work every day!
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    Day 1
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    Progress 10/100
SIGN    click
SIGN    click
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    I need to complete 10%
    of the work every day!
[01:39] SIGN (left)
    Day 2
[01:39] SIGN (left)
    Progress 25/100
[01:41] SIGN (left)
    Day 3
[01:41] SIGN (left)
    Progress 35/100
[01:44] SIGN (left)
    Day 4
[01:44] SIGN (left)
    Progress 35/100
SIGN    ogya...
SIGN    babu...
[01:46] SIGN (left)
    Day 5
[01:46] SIGN (left)
    Progress 45/100
SIGN    click
SIGN    click
[01:49] SIGN (left)
    Day 6
[01:49] SIGN (left)
    Progress 45/100
SIGN    ogya...
SIGN    babu...
[01:51] KODAMA
    There are days when I regress
    to a baby and can't work.
[01:52] SIGN (right)
    There are days
    when I regress 
    to a baby
    and can't work
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:55] REVELATION CAT
    Dangerous Lifehacker.
[01:57] KODAMA
    Before the deadline.
[01:58] SIGN
    Before the
    deadline
SIGN    abu...
SIGN    nma...
[01:59] KODAMA
    Let me take a catnap...
SIGN    hogya...
[02:02] KODAMA
    I must wake up in an hour...
[02:03] SIGN
    I must wake up
    in an hour...
[02:05] SIGN (right)
    That's why I'm 
    sleeping like this!!
SIGN    A cushion instead of a blanket
SIGN    Floor
SIGN    whoosh
SIGN    A machine that 
    blows warm air
[02:05] KODAMA
    That's why I'm sleeping like this!!
[02:10] SIGN (left)
    Extreme lifehack to 
    prevent deep sleep
[02:11] KODAMA
    It's the extreme lifehack
    to prevent deep sleep.
SIGN    Hard...
[02:13] KODAMA
    Hard... Cold...
SIGN    Cold...
SIGN    chirp
SIGN    chirp
SIGN    chirp
SIGN    chirp
SIGN    whoosh
[02:24] KODAMA
    But I can sleep for six hours like this...
[02:24] SIGN
    But I can sleep for 
    six hours like this
[02:27] KODAMA
    My body is stiff like a board...
SIGN    My body is stiff like a board...

E11 - Multi-Tasking Skills
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Things I
    have to do
SIGN    Things I
    want to do
SIGN    I want
    to be lazy
SIGN    SHUD
[01:32] KODAMA
    I want three of me.
[01:33] SIGN
    I want
    three of me...
[01:35] SIGN (center)
    ZU
    ZU
    ZU
[01:35] SIGN
    Then I can
    delegate...
[01:35] KODAMA
    Then I can delegate.
SIGN    Things I
    have to do
SIGN    Things I
    want to do
SIGN    I want
    to be lazy
SIGN    Things I
    have to do
SIGN    Things I
    want to do
SIGN    I want
    to be lazy
SIGN    I want
    to be lazy
[01:54] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Value Pack
    
    Chocolate
[01:59] FROG A
    Hurry up.
SIGN    Reminder Frogs
SIGN    Hurry up
SIGN    Task A
SIGN    It's due
    soon
SIGN    Task B
[02:00] FROG B
    It's due soon.
[02:01] KODAMA
    So much to do...
SIGN    So much to do...
SIGN    Reply
    Emails
SIGN    Still have
    time
SIGN    You done?
[02:01] FROG C
    You done?
SIGN    Misc.
SIGN    Task C
[02:02] FROG E
    Still have time.
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
[02:05] KODAMA
    They're so noisy.
    And I have no idea where to start.
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    P
    S
    S
    H
    H
[02:11] KODAMA
    Let's drink.
SIGN    Task A
SIGN    Task B
SIGN    G
    l
    u
    g
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Task A
SIGN    Task A
SIGN    Task C
SIGN    Task C
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
[02:15] KODAMA
    When I'm drunk, all the stuff
    I don't like will disappear…
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    G
    U
    Z
    Z
    L
    E
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    Ribbit
SIGN    C
    H
    U
    G
SIGN    G
    U
    Z
    Z
    L
    E
SIGN    C
    H
    U
    G
[02:24] KODAMA
    Or not...
SIGN    Or not...
[02:27] KODAMA
    I got drunk for nothing.
SIGN    I got drunk for nothing

E12 - Untitled
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:32] SIGN
    How to eat
    packed sushi
[01:32] KODAMA
    How to eat packed sushi.
    Bought from Inageya, naturally.
SIGN    From
    Inageya
[01:36] SIGN
    Remove
    the fish
[01:37] KODAMA
    Remove the fish,
[01:39] KODAMA
    put soy sauce on both sides,
[01:39] SIGN
    Put soy sauce
    on both sides
SIGN    SPLISH
SIGN    SPLASH
[01:42] KODAMA
    and put them back together.
[01:42] SIGN
    Put them
    back together
[01:45] SIGN
    Put soy sauce
    on the rice,
    as well
[01:45] KODAMA
    Put soy sauce on the rice, as well,
SIGN    OPEN
[01:48] KODAMA
    and eat it.
[01:48] SIGN
    Eat
SIGN    GLUG
    GLUG
    GLUG...
[01:52] KODAMA
    Wash it down with alcohol.
SIGN    Wash it down
    with alcohol
[01:57] REVELATION CAT
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Scallops
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    Rather pricey
    scallops
[02:00] KODAMA
    Rather pricey scallops.
SIGN    It costs about 1,000 yen
SIGN    Vacuum sealed
SIGN    RIP
[02:03] KODAMA
    It's not the hard dry type,
    but soft and moist type…
[02:03] SIGN
    It's not the hard dry type, 
    but soft and moist type…
SIGN    Scallop
SIGN    OPEN
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHEW...
SIGN    BOBO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
SIGN    BO
[02:21] SMALL KODAMA
    Drowning! Drowning in the scallops!
[02:24] KODAMA
    When you chew it, it expands
    up to five times in your mouth.
SIGN    When you chew it, it expands
    up to five times in your mouth.
[02:27] KODAMA
    What the heck?!
SIGN    What the heck?!

E13 - No-Plan Boiled Sausage
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] SIGN
    Night
SIGN    A
    h
    w
    o
    o
    o
    o
[01:31] KODAMA
    Night.
SIGN    F
    r
    i
    d
    g
    e
[01:32] KODAMA
    I'm a bit hungry...
[01:33] SIGN (left)
    I'm a bit...
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    hungry...
[01:36] KODAMA
    I found dried up sausages.
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    I found
    dried up sausages.
SIGN    A frying pan for
    making rolled egg omelet
[01:39] SIGN
    I'll
    boil
    them
    and
    eat
    them.
[01:39] KODAMA
    I'll boil them and eat them.
SIGN    B
    L
    U
    B
    
    B
    L
    U
    B
SIGN    GASP
[01:45] KODAMA
    What if I added ramen in here?
SIGN    Revelation Cat
[01:45] SIGN (left)
    What if I
    add ramen
    in here?
SIGN    Chicken Ramen
SIGN    F
    W
    O
    O
    S
    H
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    SPLASH
SIGN    SPLISH
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    Ah...
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    Ahhh...
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    Oh, me.
SIGN    Oh, my.
[01:54] KODAMA
    Oh, my... Oh, my...
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    PLUP
SIGN    GASP
[01:58] SIGN
    What if I added
    an egg in here?
[01:58] KODAMA
    What if I added an egg in here?
[02:01] REVELATION CAT
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    CHIRP
[02:03] SIGN (left)
    Morning, 9:00
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    CHIRP
SIGN    Sumptuous Feast
[02:06] KODAMA
    I ate and drank too much last night.
[02:09] KODAMA
    I'm not too hungry.
[02:11] KODAMA
    There's no bread or cereal.
[02:14] KODAMA
    Maybe I'll skip breakfast?
SIGN    T
    A
    M
    P
    .
    .
    .
[02:19] REVELATION CAT
    You will gain weight
    if you skip breakfast...
[02:19] REVELATION CAT
    You will gain weight if you skip breakfast...
[02:21] KODAMA
    Revelation Cat?!
SIGN    P
    O
    U
    R
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    Chicken Ramen
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P
[02:26] SIGN
    I ate
    ramen again
    for breakfast.
[02:26] KODAMA
    I ate ramen again for breakfast.
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    U
    U
    U
    R
    P

E14 - Memory of the Pressure Cooker
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    F
    S
    S
    H
    H
    H
    .
    .
    .
[01:33] KODAMA
    Pressure cooker. I'm going
    to cook beef tendon.
[01:33] SIGN (right)
    Pressure
    cooker
SIGN    FSSHHH...
[01:42] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA
    I'm hungry! Is dinner ready yet?
[01:45] (Flashback) MOM
    It's simmered meat and potatoes today!
SIGN    Younger Sister
SIGN    Young Kawashiri Kodama
SIGN    Mom
[01:47] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA
    Yay!
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
[01:52] SIGN (left; red)
    Mom
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    HISS
SIGN    V
    S
    S
    S
    S
    H
    H
    H
[02:01] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA
    Mommy!
[02:01] SIGN (left; red)
    Mom
SIGN    HISS
[02:02] (Flashback) MOM
    Step away!
SIGN    HUFF
SIGN    HUFF
SIGN    H
    I
    S
    S
    S
[02:04] (Flashback) ---
    I'm... putting pressure on it!
[02:07] (Flashback) MOM
    The hot liquid is going to
    splatter, so watch out!
SIGN    TREMBLE
SIGN    S
    H
    U
    D
    D
    E
    R
[02:12] YOUNG KODAMA
    A pressure cooker is dangerous…
SIGN    F
    S
    S
    S
    S
    H
    H
    H
    .
    .
    .
SIGN    F
    S
    S
    S
    S
    H
    H
    H
    .
    .
    .
[02:24] KODAMA
    Now that I think about it,
    she wasn't putting pressure on it.

E15 - Merry Friends in My Town
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Inageya
[01:30] KODAMA
    Hello. I'm Kawashiri Kodama.
[01:33] KODAMA
    Lemme introduce y'all to my
    merry friends in my town.
SIGN    CREEP
[01:42] MAN
    Please stop texting and walking.
[01:44] SIGN (left)
    Mr. No-Texting-
    While-Walking
[01:44] KODAMA
    Here's Mr. No-Texting-While-Walking,
[01:46] SIGN (right)
    He strives to
    improve the community's
    cell phone manners
[01:46] KODAMA
    who strives to improve the
    community's cell phone manners.
SIGN    Please
    stop
    texting
    and walking
[01:48] MAN
    Please stop texting and walking.
SIGN    Please
    stop
    texting
    and walking
[01:51] MAN
    Please stop texting and walking.
SIGN    Please
    stop
    texting
    and walking
[01:52] ---
    Please stop texting and walking.
SIGN    Oden
[01:54] SIGN (red)
    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    A gentle hero
    who oversees
    the town
[01:59] KODAMA
    Here's Mr. Always-In-Front-
    Of-A-Convenience-Store,
[02:02] SIGN (left)
    Mr. Always-In-Front-
    Of-A-Convenience-Store
[02:02] KODAMA
    a gentle hero who oversees the town.
[02:04] SIGN (red)
    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    GASP
SIGN    DING-DING-DING
SIGN    W
    H
    O
    O
    S
    H
SIGN    °It's dangerous to smoke while riding a bike. Do not attempt.
[02:14] KODAMA
    Here's Mr. Rocket-Smoker-Grandpa-
    On-Two-Wheelers, who says,
[02:15] SIGN (right)
    "The hell with
    the metropolitan
    ordinance!"
[02:16] KODAMA
    "The hell with the metropolitan ordinance!"
[02:16] SIGN (left)
    Mr. Rocket-Smoker-
    Grandpa-On-
    Two-Wheelers
SIGN    D
    I
    N
    G
    |
    D
    I
    N
    G
SIGN    D
    I
    N
    G
    |
    D
    I
    N
    G
SIGN    DING-DING-DING
[02:26] KODAMA
    What a merry town.
[02:26] SIGN
    What a
    merry town

E16 - Old Man
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] KODAMA
    As usual, I'm on my way to Inageya.
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
[01:37] KODAMA
    It's "the old man who stands in
    front of the convenience store."
SIGN    MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE
[01:41] KODAMA
    "The Old Man Who Stands in Front
    of the Convenience Store" is
[01:42] SIGN
    "The Old Man
    Who Stands in Front 
    of the Convenience
    Store" is
[01:44] KODAMA
    the guy who hangs out in front of
[01:45] SIGN
    the guy who hangs out
    in front of the 
    convenience store
    in my neighborhood ear-round
[01:46] KODAMA
    the convenience store in
    my neighborhood year-round.
SIGN    BA-DUMP                BA-DUMP
SIGN    MUMBLE
SIGN    MUMBLE
[01:49] KODAMA
    Unbeaten by rain or wind,
[01:50] SIGN
    Unbeaten by
    rain or wind
[01:51] KODAMA
    or snow or the heat of summer,
[01:52] SIGN
    Or snow or
    the heat
    of summer
[01:54] KODAMA
    his body is strong and healthy.
[01:54] SIGN
    His body is
    strong and healthy
[01:58] KODAMA
    Another day.
[01:58] SIGN
    Another
    day
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Y
    a
    k
    i
    t
    o
    r
    i
[02:00] KODAMA
    Hm? He's not here today.
[02:02] KODAMA
    Oh. There's a blanket
    where he usually stands...
[02:10] KODAMA
    It's him...
[02:10] SIGN
    It's
    him...
[02:13] KODAMA
    Is the human body capable of folding like that?
[02:15] KODAMA
    Is he okay?
SIGN    BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
[02:21] SIGN
    On my way back
    from shopping
[02:21] KODAMA
    On my way back from shopping.
[02:24] KODAMA
    The old man wasn't folded in half,
[02:25] SIGN
    The old man wasn't
    folded in half,
    and was eating fried potatoes
    from the convenience store
[02:27] ---
    and was eating fried potatoes
    from the convenience store.
SIGN    RELIEVED...

E17 - Box Ramen, Should We Book One Serving, or Two?
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:31] KODAMA
    I got ramen in a box!
[01:31] SIGN (right)
    I got ramen
    in a box
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    (fresh)
SIGN    4 servings
SIGN    Roil
SIGN    Roil
SIGN    Roil
SIGN    Roil
[01:40] KODAMA
    Maybe I'll cook two servings of noodles.
SIGN    Revelation?
[01:42] REVELATION CAT
    What?!
SIGN    Roil
SIGN    Roil
[01:44] KODAMA
    I can do it.
[01:44] REVELATION CAT
    Oh, I'm sure you'll be too full to finish it.
[01:49] REVELATION CAT
    Plus, you had a late lunch.
[01:53] REVELATION CAT
    You had Mickey D's four hours ago, right?
[01:56] REVELATION CAT
    Obviously, two servings would be too much.
SIGN    Roil
SIGN    Roil
SIGN    KER-PLUNK
SIGN    KER-PLUNK
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    BLUB
SIGN    SIZZLE
SIGN    Onions and pork belly
SIGN    TA-DA
[02:17] KODAMA
    I'm digging in!
[02:19] SIGN
    SLURP
[02:25] KODAMA
    I'm... full...

E18 - The Cognitive Shuffle
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    STARE
[01:31] KODAMA
    On sleepless nights,
[01:31] SIGN
    On sleepless
    nights
[01:32] SIGN
    I've been doing
    this sleep method
[01:33] KODAMA
    I've been doing this sleep method.
[01:35] SIGN
    It's called the
    cognitive shuffle
[01:36] KODAMA
    It's called the cognitive shuffle.
[01:39] KODAMA
    1. Just pick a random letter.
[01:39] SIGN
    1. Just pick
    a random letter
[01:40] SIGN
    "Sa" from 
    "sake (alcohol)"...
[01:43] SIGN
    2. List words that start 
    with that letter.
    The end
SIGN    Saru
    (monkey)
[01:44] KODAMA
    2. List words that start
    with that letter. The end.
SIGN    salmon
SIGN    Saito-san
SIGN    sashiba
    (false tooth)
SIGN    sakiika
    (shredded and dried squid)
[01:51] KODAMA
    The trick is to not think too much,
[01:52] SIGN
    The trick is
    to not think
    too much
SIGN    samba
SIGN    summer beach
[01:55] KODAMA
    and list words that have
    nothing to do with each other.
[01:55] SIGN
    And list words
    that have nothing to 
    do with each other
SIGN    sulfonamide
SIGN    sanzu-no-kawa
    (the sanzu river)
[01:59] SIGN
    As you continue to
    list random words
[01:59] KODAMA
    As you continue to list random words,
SIGN    sanuki udon
SIGN    sanma no shioyaki
    (grilled saury)
SIGN    Brain
SIGN    The
    thing
    that
    manages
    the
    brain
[02:08] CREATURE
    She's thinking about pointless things.
    Saving mode, on!
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
[02:13] SIGN
    The breaker
    of your 
    consciousness
    is turned off
[02:13] KODAMA
    The breaker of your
    consciousness is turned off.
[02:16] KODAMA
    Sensing the breakers go off one by one is fun.
[02:16] SIGN
    Sensing the
    breakers go off
    one by one is fun
SIGN    saba miso
    (mackerel in miso)
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
SIGN    salopettes pants (overalls)
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
SIGN    B
    Z
    Z
    Z
[02:22] KODAMA
    The more random the words are, the easier
    it is to let go of your conscience.
[02:22] SIGN
    The more random the words
    are, the easier it is to
    let go of your conscience
[02:28] KODAMA
    Give it a try.
SIGN    Give it a try

E19 - Curry in a Pouch
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:31] KODAMA
    I bought a white hoodie.
[01:31] SIGN (left)
    a white hoodie
[01:31] SIGN (right)
    I bought
[01:35] KODAMA
    I haven't bought a white
    hoodie in a long while.
[01:38] KODAMA
    Coffee.
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Coffee
SIGN    S
    P
    L
    O
    S
    H
[01:41] KODAMA
    A brush pen.
SIGN    Brush
    pen
SIGN    S
    P
    L
    A
    S
    H
[01:43] KODAMA
    Ramen.
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    S
    L
    U
    R
    P
SIGN    That's
    right.
[01:51] KODAMA
    That's right.
[01:53] KODAMA
    This is why I didn't buy a white hoodie...
SIGN    This is why
SIGN    I didn't
    buy
SIGN    a white
    hoodie...
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:57] KODAMA
    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama.
SIGN    Pouched Curry
SIGN    BLUB BLUB
[02:05] KODAMA
    Liquidy pouched food like pouched curry.
[02:06] SIGN
    Liquidy
    pouched food
[02:07] SIGN
    Like pouched
    Curry
[02:10] KODAMA
    Hot, hot, hot.
SIGN    R
    I
    P
SIGN    R
    I
    I
    I
    I
    P
[02:15] KODAMA
    The last bit of the pouch
[02:15] SIGN
    The last bit
    of the pouch
SIGN    HERE
[02:17] KODAMA
    is hard to cut off.
[02:18] SIGN
    is hard
    to cut off
SIGN    S
    P
    L
    A
    S
    H
[02:26] KODAMA
    Death.
SIGN    Death

E20 - Concentration
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    1:00 AM
SIGN    SCRIBBLE
SIGN    SCRIBBLE
[01:31] SIGN (right)
    My deadline
    is approaching
SIGN    SCRIBBLE
[01:31] KODAMA
    My deadline is approaching.
SIGN    SCRIBBLE
[01:33] KODAMA
    My concentration is high...!
[01:33] SIGN
    My concentration
    is high...!!
SIGN    SCRIBBLE
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    At this rate,
    I can be up for one...
[01:36] KODAMA
    At this rate, I can be up for one...
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE
[01:38] KODAMA
    No, two more hours!!
[01:38] SIGN (left) [time gap 50ms] ...timer pls
    No, two more hours!!
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE GLARE
SIGN    GLARE GLARE
[01:44] SIGN
    Let's try...
[01:44] KODAMA
    Let's try...
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    GLARE
[01:46] SIGN
    Lying down...
[01:46] KODAMA
    Lying down...
SIGN    GLARE
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[02:01] REVELATION CAT
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    2:00 AM
[02:04] KODAMA
    Maybe I'll take a nap...
[02:04] SIGN (right)
    Maybe I'll
    take a nap...
[02:05] SIGN (left)
    Let me lie down
    on a couch...
[02:05] KODAMA
    Let me lie down on a couch...
SIGN    Dried laundry
SIGN    Wallet
SIGN    Some sort of flyer
SIGN    Manga
SIGN    Tissue box
SIGN    C
    R
    A
    C
    K
SIGN    R
    I
    P
SIGN    C
    R
    U
    S
    H
SIGN    R
    I
    P
SIGN    C
    R
    U
    S
    H
SIGN    C
    R
    A
    C
    K

E21 - About My Parents' Home
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:32] KODAMA
    Kawashiri Kodama grew up
    surrounded by rice fields.
[01:32] SIGN (left)
    Kawashiri Kodama
    grew up 
    surrounded by rice fields
SIGN    The life that's been cultivated for 2000 years
SIGN    In the yard
SIGN    cicada
SIGN    frog
SIGN    mouse
SIGN    freshwater
    crab
SIGN    In the house
SIGN    female beetle
SIGN    centipede
SIGN    snake
[01:36] KODAMA
    Since it was in the woods, many
    creatures would appear in the house.
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    Since it was in the woods, 
    many creatures would
[01:39] SIGN (left)
    appear in the house
[01:42] (Flashback) MOTHER
    Dinner's ready!
[01:44] (Flashback) KIDS
    Okay!
SIGN    MOM
[01:47] (Flashback) EVERYONE
    Thank you for the food!
SIGN    RATTLE RATTLE
SIGN    R
    A
    T
    T
    L
    E
    
    R
    A
    T
    T
    L
    E
SIGN    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[01:58] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[01:58] SIGN (left)
    Something is running
    in the attic...
[01:58] YOUNG KODAMA
    Something is running in the attic...
[02:00] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[02:02] SIGN (mom)
    MOM
[02:03] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
[02:05] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    Father
[02:07] (Flashback) DAD
    Must be a Japanese marten.
SIGN    Japanese Marten
[02:11] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA
    A Japanese marten?
[02:11] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[02:12] (Flashback) DAD
    Tsk.
SIGN    Tsk
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
[02:13] (Flashback) DAD
    They somehow find a way to sneak in!
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
[02:13] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
[02:15] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[02:17] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[02:17] (Flashback) DAD
    Get the hell out of here!
[02:18] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[02:18] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
SIGN    THUMP
[02:18] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
[02:19] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
[02:19] SIGN (yellow and black)
    STOMP STOMP STOMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
[02:21] (Flashback) DAD
    Here! Take that!
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
[02:24] (Flashback) DAD
    There!
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    THUMP
[02:26] YOUNG KODAMA
    He's causing more damage
    than the Japanese marten...
[02:26] SIGN
    He's causing more damage 
    than the Japanese marten...
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    THUMP
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY
SIGN    FLAKY FLAKY

E22 - Komeda's Coffee Debut
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
[01:30] KODAMA
    I came to Komeda Coffee.
[01:30] SIGN (left)
    I came to 
    Komeda Coffee
[01:32] KODAMA
    I've been told that the portions
    of the food at this café is crazy.
SIGN    Armchair Expert
    on Komeda Coffee
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
[01:36] KODAMA
    Based on the degree of my hunger and
    the portion of the food served here,
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
SIGN    TIK
[01:39] ---
    I've come to the conclusion
    that the correct answer is...
[01:42] KODAMA
    Shrimp cutlet sandwich and
    beef stew! And coffee.
[01:46] KODAMA/I
    I know the shrimp cutlet sandwich is big.
[01:48] KODAMA (ordering)
    This, this, and this, please.
SIGN    This
SIGN    This
SIGN    And this
[01:48] KODAMA/I
    But that's what I need right now.
[01:51] KODAMA/I
    This is the optimal solution.
SIGN    THUD
[01:53] SERVER
    Here's the bread for breakfast special.
SIGN    THUD
[01:56] SERVER
    Here's two pieces of baguette for beef stew.
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[02:02] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
[02:04] SIGN (left)
    I bought a personal
    shopping basket
[02:05] KODAMA
    I bought a personal shopping basket.
SIGN    At Inageya
SIGN    The basket I used to shop
SIGN    My personal basket
SIGN    BEEP
SIGN    NEAT♥
[02:07] SIGN (right)
    At the cashier.
[02:07] KODAMA
    At the cashier.
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    BEEP
SIGN    BEEP
SIGN    NEAT♥
[02:11] KODAMA
    The shop clerk neatly puts everything into
    my basket, and I can just take it home.
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    TIGHT...♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
[02:15] KODAMA
    So nice...
SIGN    So nice...
[02:17] SIGN
    So nice that I
    don't have to take
    anything out for storage...
[02:17] KODAMA
    So nice that I don't have to
    take anything out for storage...
SIGN    TIGHT♥
SIGN    NEAT♥
SIGN    TIGHT♥
SIGN    TIGHT...♥
[02:22] SIGN
    A couple
    of days later
[02:22] KODAMA
    A couple of days later.
SIGN    NEAT...♥
SIGN    Oh, I see...
[02:25] KODAMA
    Oh, I see...
SIGN    TIGHT...♥
[02:26] SIGN
    I have to take everything 
    out to go shopping
SIGN    NEAT...♥
[02:26] KODAMA
    I have to take everything out to go shopping.
SIGN    NEAT...♥
SIGN    TIGHT...♥

E23 - Taking Home Delivery Pizza
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Taking a walk in the neighborhood
[01:30] KODAMA
    Taking a walk in the neighborhood.
SIGN    The Hat
[01:34] KODAMA
    There's going to be a new
    pizza delivery place!
[01:34] SIGN (right)
    There's going to be a new 
    pizza delivery place!!
SIGN    RWWHHH
[01:36] KODAMA
    If I bike here,
[01:36] SIGN (right)
    If I bike here,
[01:38] KODAMA
    I can use pick-up discount and
    enjoy piping hot pizza at home...!!
[01:38] SIGN (left)
    I can use pick-up discount and 
    enjoy piping hot pizza at home...!!
[01:42] SIGN
    A few days later
[01:42] KODAMA
    A few days later.
SIGN    Zzara
[01:44] KODAMA
    I got the flyer, too!
    Calling right away.
SIGN    Calling right away
[01:47] KODAMA
    I'd like to place an order of
    Quatro-Something, M size, for a pickup!
[01:50] SIGN (left)
    15 min until 
    the pizza is ready
[01:50] KODAMA
    Fifteen minutes until the pizza is ready.
[01:51] SIGN
    Buying a drink at
    Inageya on the way...
[01:52] KODAMA
    Buying a drink at Inageya on the way.
[01:53] SIGN
    The time allocation is perfect, 
    with no wasted time
[01:54] KODAMA
    The time allocation is perfect,
    with no wasted time.
SIGN    The Hat
[01:59] KODAMA
    Fifteen minutes, right on the dot!
[01:59] SIGN (right)
    15 min,
    right on the dot!!
[02:00] KODAMA
    Kawashiri, for a pickup.
[02:03] SHOP CLERK 1
    Kawashiri-sama?
[02:05] SHOP CLERK 1
    Did you take the order?
[02:06] SHOP CLERK 2
    No, I didn't.
[02:09] SHOP CLERK 1
    That's strange.
[02:10] SHOP CLERK 1
    Can we see your call history?
[02:12] KODAMA
    Well, I called this number
    right here... Here...
SIGN    Here...
[02:18] KODAMA
    This is the number for Zzara.
    This is The Hat, so...
[02:25] SIGN
    Zzara was two 
    train stops away
[02:25] KODAMA
    Zzara was two train stops away.

E24 - Untitled
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SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Revelation?
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    Productivity
SIGN    WHOOSH
SIGN    WHOOSH
SIGN    Am I a
    chicken skewer...?
[01:47] KODAMA
    Am I a chicken skewer?
[01:51] KODAMA
    A dangerous lifehacker!
SIGN    It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
    -The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
[01:54] SIGN (right)
    What do I want
    for my last meal?
[01:54] KODAMA
    What do I want for my last meal?
[01:56] SIGN ( left)
    Is it...
[01:56] KODAMA
    Is it... sushi?
[01:58] SIGN (left)
    Sushi?
[02:00] KODAMA
    I want something warm, too,
    so let's add miso soup.
[02:00] SIGN (right)
    I want something
    warm, too
[02:01] SIGN (left)
    so let's add
    miso soup
SIGN    With shijimi clams.
[02:03] SIGN
    I want some beer
[02:03] KODAMA
    I want some beer.
[02:04] SIGN
    Then some food
    to go with it
[02:04] KODAMA
    Then some food to go with it.
[02:06] KODAMA
    Something sweet in the middle,
[02:06] SIGN
    Something sweet 
    in the middle
[02:09] SIGN
    But I also want some convenience
    store shrimp gratin and
    friend chicken to confirm the taste
[02:09] KODAMA
    But I also want some convenience store shrimp
    gratin and friend chicken to confirm the taste.
[02:13] KODAMA
    There's no rule that says you can only
    have one dish for your last meal...
[02:13] SIGN
    There's no rule that says you can only 
    have one dish for your last meal...
[02:21] KODAMA
    Which means...
SIGN    MUNCH
[02:23] KODAMA
    the last meal has already started!
[02:23] SIGN
    The last meal
    has already started!!
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    GLUG
SIGN    GLUG
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    GLUG
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CRUNCH
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP