# I'M KODAMA KAWASHIRI
“Lemme show you what a truly blessed life looks like.”
A chill and unhealthy anime of the daily life of Kodama Kawashiri, who loves alcohol, greasy, salty food, and sweets more than anything.
# Season 1
# E1 - It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQX3GP/its-me-kawashiri-kodama)
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***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
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***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Inageya
***SIGN*** Self Introduction
**[01:35] KODAMA**
Hello, I'm Kawashiri Kodama.
**[01:37] KODAMA**
While I work at home,
I draw manga of my daily life,
**[01:41] KODAMA**
and I release it into the ocean
that is the Internet.
***SIGN*** Soy Sauce
Noodle
**[01:43] KODAMA**
Favorite food is anything greasy.
**[01:46] KODAMA**
And beer to wash it down.
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[01:48] KODAMA**
Eating...
**[01:49] KODAMA**
Drinking...
**[01:52] KODAMA**
and going to sleep
immediately after is the best.
***SIGN*** Mmm...
**[01:55] KODAMA**
Come to think of it...
***SIGN*** Middle of nowhere
**[01:57] KODAMA**
My early childhood...
***SIGN*** Daze...
**[02:00] KODAMA**
My school days...
***SIGN*** Middle Schooler
***SIGN*** Daze...
***SIGN*** Art student
***SIGN*** Daze...
**[02:05] KODAMA**
As a grownup...
***SIGN*** Great Tokyo
***SIGN*** Daze...
**[02:09] KODAMA**
And today.
***SIGN*** Daze...
**[02:12] KODAMA**
I've been living...
**[02:17] KODAMA**
an aimless life...
**[02:20] KODAMA**
What is life...?
**[02:21] KODAMA**
This anime is about a way of life.
**[02:23] KODAMA**
When I think about my future,
my chest tightens...
**[02:28] KODAMA**
Let's get started.
# E2 - My Dissolute Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4E3K3/my-dissolute-life)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
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***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
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**[01:30] KODAMA**
Morning
***SIGN*** Munch
**[01:30] KODAMA**
*Morning.*
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[01:32] KODAMA**
* I ate too much, I'll burst...*
* Let me lie down for a bit.*
***SIGN*** Zzz...
**[01:39] KODAMA**
*Night already?!*
**[01:40] KODAMA**
* I haven't eaten lunch,*
* so I need a solid dinner.*
***SIGN*** Rumble...
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
**[01:44] KODAMA**
*I can be up all night...*
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
**[01:46] KODAMA**
*I ate too much, let me lie down...*
**[01:49] KODAMA**
*It's afternoon.*
**[01:50] KODAMA**
* I haven't eaten breakfast,*
* so I need a solid...*
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
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**[01:55] KODAMA**
*I ate too much...!*
***SIGN*** Chirp
***SIGN*** Chirp
***SIGN*** Chirp
***SIGN*** Chirp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
**[02:01] KODAMA**
* What day is it, and what am I eating?*
* Lunch? Dinner?*
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[02:06] KODAMA**
*Dangerous Lifehacker.*
**[02:08] KODAMA**
*A stew.*
**[02:08] KODAMA**
Stew
**[02:09] STEW**
*Steaming hot!*
**[02:10] KODAMA**
*Thanks for the food.*
***SIGN*** Scoop
***SIGN*** Nom
***SIGN*** Sizzle...
***SIGN*** The sound
of the inside
of mouth
burning
**[02:13] KODAMA**
Spring rolls.
**[02:13] KODAMA**
Spring
Rolls
**[02:14] SPRING ROLL**
*Piping hot!*
**[02:15] KODAMA**
*Thanks for the food.*
***SIGN*** Crisp
***SIGN*** Oozy
***SIGN*** Sizzle...
***SIGN*** The sound
of the inside
of mouth
burning
**[02:19] KODAMA**
*Oban-yaki pancake.*
**[02:19] SIGN (right)**
Oban-yaki
pancake
(with custard cream)
**[02:20] OBAN-YAKI**
*Steaming hot!*
**[02:21] KODAMA**
*Thanks for the food.*
***SIGN*** Nom
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Sizzle...
***SIGN*** The sound
of the inside
of mouth
burning
**[02:24] KODAMA**
*My mouth is always burned.*
***SIGN*** My mouth
is always burned.
# E3 - About Inageya
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2XMPJ/about-inageya)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
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***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Oasis of my heart
***SIGN*** Inageya
***SIGN*** Inageya
**[01:30] KODAMA**
*Inageya's...*
**[01:31] KODAMA**
*My Best of Bento, Salmon Bento.*
***SIGN*** Man, this is
so yummy.
***SIGN*** Single Dish Section
***SIGN*** Today's Special
**[01:35] KODAMA**
* There are many kinds, but...*
* I'll take a salmon bento today.*
***SIGN*** Reach...
***SIGN*** There are veggies
in it, too...
**[01:39] SIGN (right)**
Another
day
***SIGN*** Reach...
**[01:40] KODAMA**
*I've a taste for a salmon bento today.*
**[01:42] SIGN (right)**
Yet
another
day
***SIGN*** Reach...
**[01:42] KODAMA**
*Today, I want a salmon bento.*
**[01:44] KODAMA**
*Oh, new items.*
***SIGN*** Side Dishes
**[01:44] SIGN (right)**
Yet
another
day
***SIGN*** Reach...
**[01:48] KODAMA**
*In which case, I'll go with a salmon bento.*
***SIGN*** Man, this is so yummy.
**[01:49] KODAMA**
*Man, this is so yummy.*
**[01:51] KODAMA**
*It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama.*
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[01:53] KODAMA**
*He's a friend from college, Ohno.*
**[01:54] OHNO**
Kawashiri!
***SIGN*** He's tall
and handsome
***SIGN*** Train Station
***SIGN*** Ohno's house
***SIGN*** My house
**[01:55] KODAMA**
* Turns out, he lives a five-minute*
* walk away from me.*
**[01:58] KODAMA**
Let's hang out!
***SIGN*** Inageya
**[02:00] KODAMA**
First stop, Inageya!
**[02:01] OHNO**
Inageya, huh? I've never been.
**[02:04] KODAMA**
You're kidding, right?!
**[02:05] KODAMA**
* There is a man in this town who*
* doesn't know what Inageya is.*
**[02:08] OHNO**
What do you recommend for a side dish?
**[02:11] KODAMA**
*You want my recommendation?!*
**[02:12] KODAMA**
Fried chicken!
**[02:13] KODAMA**
It's big, greasy, and yummy!
**[02:15] OHNO**
We don't really eat that stuff at my home.
**[02:17] KODAMA**
Crispy spring rolls!
**[02:18] KODAMA**
They're filling, greasy, and yummy!
**[02:20] OHNO**
We don't eat that stuff, either.
***SIGN*** Side Dish Section
**[02:23] KODAMA**
*You are such a bourgeoisie.*
**[02:24] OHNO**
See ya!
**[02:24] KODAMA**
* Ohno bought some sushi and went home.*
* Well, sushi is yummy.*
# E4 - Roasted Pork Ramen Diet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7Z87/roasted-pork-ramen-diet)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
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***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
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***SIGN*** Productivity
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***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Slurp
***SIGN*** Step...
**[01:35] CAT**
Ta-da!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 30 l 0 30
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 125 0 l 125 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** "Revelation Cat"
A cat that gives
you revelations.
**[01:36] CAT**
Roasted pork ramen would be good for you.
**[01:38] KODAMA**
Revelation Cat!
**[01:39] ---**
Roasted pork ramen? What do you mean?
**[01:42] CAT**
Roasted pork is protein.
**[01:44] ---**
Regular ramen is mainly just carbs.
***SIGN*** Carbs
**[01:47] CAT**
Roasted pork ramen thus has
both protein and carbs.
**[01:47] SIGN (right)**
Protein
**[01:52] CAT**
You absorb fewer carbs from ramen
if you eat protein with it.
**[01:59] KODAMA**
I... I see...
**[02:01] KODAMA**
Roasted pork ramen... That's it!
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***SIGN*** R
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** M
***SIGN*** E
***SIGN*** N
**[02:05] WAITER**
Welcome!
**[02:06] KODAMA**
I'll take a roasted pork ramen!
***SIGN*** Menu
**[02:07] KODAMA**
Roasted pork ramen, please.
**[02:09] KODAMA**
I'll take a roasted pork ramen...
with roasted pork.
**[02:11] ---**
One roasted pork ramen. Add a seasoned egg.
**[02:14] KODAMA**
A few
months
later...
**[02:15] KODAMA**
*A few months later...*
**[02:17] KODAMA**
Revelation cat!
**[02:19] ---**
I'm keeping up with
the roasted pork ramen diet!
**[02:26] CAT**
The what?
# E5 - Local Chinese Restaurant
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U34Z9Q/local-chinese-restaurant)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
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***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:29] KODAMA**
*During my walk...*
***SIGN*** During
my
walk
***SIGN*** During
my
walk
***SIGN*** During
my
walk
***SIGN*** During
my
walk
***SIGN*** During
my
walk
***SIGN*** During
my
walk
**[01:34] SIGN**
My sensor
reacted
**[01:34] KODAMA**
*My sensor reacted.*
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 130 0 l 130 20 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 34 0 l 34 40 l 0 40
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 12 0 l 12 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Moudou-ken
***SIGN*** R
a
m
e
n
***SIGN*** Chinese Noodles
**[01:37] KODAMA**
*This shabby local Chinese restaurant...*
**[01:39] KODAMA**
*I can tell. This restaurant... is good!*
***SIGN*** R
a
m
e
n
**[01:42] KODAMA**
So run-down for a restaurant in Tokyo...
Yellowed plastic food samples...
**[01:46] SIGN**
Chinese Noodles
**[01:46] KODAMA**
It's a proof that they're
confident about their food!
**[01:49] COOK**
Welcome...
**[01:55] KODAMA**
*Dirty...*
***SIGN*** Dirty...
**[01:57] KODAMA**
*But...*
***SIGN*** But
**[01:58] SIGN**
I
like
it...!!
**[01:58] KODAMA**
*I like it!*
***SIGN*** Fried
Rice
**[01:59] SIGN (from right to left)**
Katsu-
Don
**[01:59] SIGN (from right to left)**
Simmered
Veggies
**[02:00] KODAMA**
*Run-down interior.*
**[02:01] KODAMA**
*The manga lineup is* Golgo 13*,* Hakuryuu*,
and* KochiKame: Tokyo Beat Cops *only.*
**[02:04] SIGN**
This
is it!
**[02:04] KODAMA**
*This is it!*
**[02:06] KODAMA**
*Hakuryuu* is good.
**[02:08] COOK**
Here you go.
**[02:10] ONOMATOPOEIA**
*Sparkle...*
**[02:10] KODAMA**
*Ramen you get at a place like this...*
***SIGN*** N
o
o
d
l
e
**[02:14] KODAMA**
*...is the best!*
**[02:14] SIGN**
The Best
**[02:19] COOK**
Thank you...
**[02:19] SIGN (white)**
Thank you
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[02:25] KODAMA**
*Well... It wasn't very good.*
# E6 - Valentine's Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX4ZN8/valentines-day)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
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***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:30] KODAMA**
*Valentine Day kiss. Valentine Day kiss.*
***SIGN*** Valentine
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*The day before Valentine's Day...*
**[01:36] SIGN (right)**
The day
before
Valentine's
Day
**[01:39] KODAMA**
*Should I play safe and get the top seller?*
**[01:41] ---**
*But chocolate truffles sound good, too.*
**[01:43] ---**
*The cat package is too adorable, though.*
**[01:45] KODAMA**
I'll take this, and...
Well, I'll take, and that, too!
***SIGN*** Valentine
**[01:50] SIGN**
Buying
them all
**[01:50] KODAMA**
*I bought them all.*
**[01:52] SIGN**
I bought
7,000 yen
worth of
chocolates
**[01:52] KODAMA**
*I bought 7,000 yen worth of chocolates.*
***SIGN*** R
u
s
t
l
e
**[01:57] SIGN (left)**
Hehe...
**[01:59] SIGN (right)**
Hehe
hehe...
**[02:04] KODAMA**
*Valentine Day kiss.*
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** G
o
b
b
l
e
***SIGN*** G
o
b
b
l
e
***SIGN*** G
o
b
b
l
e
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** C
h
o
m
p
***SIGN*** G
o
b
b
l
e
***SIGN*** G
o
b
b
l
e
***SIGN*** G
o
b
b
l
e
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** G
u
l
p
***SIGN*** R
a
t
t
l
e
***SIGN*** R
a
t
t
l
e
***SIGN*** R
a
t
t
l
e
***SIGN*** S
l
u
u
u
r
p
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crunch
**[02:25] KODAMA**
*Valentine's Day...*
**[02:25] SIGN (right)**
Valentine's
Day...
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[02:26] SIGN (left)**
...is the best
'cause you
can buy
the best
chocolates!
**[02:26] KODAMA**
* ...is the best 'cause you*
* can buy the best chocolates!*
# E7 - Coffee
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZV35/coffee)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:29] SIGN**
I bought
some drip
coffee
bags
**[01:30] KODAMA**
*I bought some drip coffee bags.*
***SIGN*** Usually
I only drink
café au lait
**[01:32] SIGN**
It was a variety pack,
with many types of coffee
***SIGN*** Hawaiian
Coffee
***SIGN*** Guatemala
***SIGN*** Guatemala
***SIGN*** Brazil
***SIGN*** Kilimanjaro
***SIGN*** Blue
Mountain
***SIGN*** Colombia
**[01:33] KODAMA**
* It was a variety pack,*
* with many types of coffee.*
***SIGN*** This one is from ○○... Okay...
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*The rip-off holder part looks cool!*
***SIGN*** P
o
u
r
***SIGN*** Milk
***SIGN*** S
l
a
m
***SIGN*** S
p
l
a
s
h
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
**[01:48] KODAMA**
*Drip coffee is the best!*
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
***SIGN*** Glug
**[01:54] KODAMA**
*I'm starting to get drip coffee.*
**[01:54] SIGN**
I'm starting
to get
drip coffee
***SIGN*** Slurp...
**[01:57] KODAMA**
*After some tries, I can even drink it black.*
**[01:57] SIGN**
After some tries,
I can even
drink it black
**[02:00] KODAMA**
* But I still don't get the*
* difference in taste...*
***SIGN*** This one is
from where...?
**[02:03] SIGN (right)**
On
another
day
***SIGN*** Inageya
**[02:03] KODAMA**
*On another day...*
***SIGN*** SALE
**[02:07] KODAMA**
* This is much cheaper than*
* the one I usually buy!*
***SIGN*** Drip
**[02:10] YASU DRIP**
*I'm 10 yen cheaper per bag!*
**[02:10] SIGN**
I'm 10 yen
cheaper
per bag
**[02:13] KODAMA**
I could never tell the difference
in taste anyhow... so this will do.
***SIGN*** FOOD
DRINK
**[02:17] SIGN**
I'm a bargain
**[02:17] YASU DRIP**
*I'm a bargain!*
***SIGN*** R
i
p
**[02:19] KODAMA**
Wow, it stinks!
***SIGN*** P
o
u
r
**[02:21] KODAMA**
Man, it stinks!
***SIGN*** Wet Dog
***SIGN*** Cat Food
***SIGN*** Musty
Laundry
**[02:24] KODAMA**
Oh jeez, it stinks!
**[02:28] KODAMA**
There *are* differences.
**[02:28] SIGN**
There are
differences
# E8 - Life with Karaage
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX3P51/life-with-karaage)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:29] SIGN**
Life with
karaage
chicken
**[01:32] KODAMA**
*Life with karaage chicken.*
***SIGN*** Purchased at Inage-ya
**[01:35] KODAMA**
*There's karaage chicken at home...*
**[01:38] SIGN**
Awesome...!!
**[01:38] KODAMA**
*Awesome...!*
**[01:40] KODAMA**
*When I turn back, there's karaage chicken...*
**[01:43] KODAMA**
*Awesome...!*
**[01:43] SIGN**
Awesome...!!
**[01:45] KODAMA**
*Sometimes I get to taste it.*
**[01:47] KODAMA**
*Awesome...!*
**[01:47] SIGN (left)**
Awesome...!!
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[01:49] KODAMA**
*Even when my work is rough...*
***SIGN*** Agh...
**[01:51] SIGN**
I feel safe...!!
**[01:51] KODAMA**
*I feel safe!*
**[01:53] KODAMA**
*I can eat karaage chicken anytime.*
**[01:53] SIGN (left)**
I can eat
karaage chicken
anytime...
***SIGN*** Munch...
**[01:56] SIGN (right)**
Love it!!
**[01:56] KODAMA**
*I love it!*
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[01:58] KODAMA**
A dangerous lifehacker!
**[02:00] SIGN**
Extreme
Snack Series
**[02:00] KODAMA**
*Extreme Snack Series.*
**[02:06] SIGN (right)**
Salt
**[02:06] KODAMA**
*Salt.*
**[02:08] SIGN (left)**
Put some salt
on the tip
of your tongue
**[02:09] KODAMA**
*Put some salt on the tip of your tongue.*
***SIGN*** Lick...
**[02:11] SIGN (left)**
Give it a minute
while making sure
salt doesn't touch
anything else
**[02:11] KODAMA**
* Give it a minute while making sure*
* salt doesn't touch anything else.*
***SIGN*** Ngh...
**[02:16] SIGN**
You can't taste
saltiness
at the tip
of the tongue
**[02:16] KODAMA**
* You can't taste saltiness*
* at the tip of the tongue,*
**[02:18] SIGN**
So you can't
stop salivating
even though
it's not salty
**[02:18] KODAMA**
* so you can't stop salivating*
* even though it's not salty.*
**[02:21] KODAMA**
*My tongue is tingling.*
**[02:23] SIGN (right)**
Wash down the salt
with alcohol
***SIGN*** Glug...
**[02:23] KODAMA**
*Wash down the salt with alcohol.*
***SIGN*** Glug...
***SIGN*** Glug...
**[02:28] KODAMA**
*So fun!*
**[02:28] SIGN (left)**
So fun!
***SIGN*** Glug...
# E9 - Strategic Retreat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK5Q3P/strategic-retreat)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** O
h
.
.
.
**[01:32] KODAMA**
*My productivity is down...*
**[01:32] SIGN (right)**
My productivity
is down...
***SIGN*** P
r
o
d
u
c
t
i
v
i
t
y
***SIGN*** Time
**[01:36] SIGN**
Shall I sleep?
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*Shall I sleep?*
**[01:37] KODAMA**
*If I didn't sleep...*
***SIGN*** P
r
o
d
u
c
t
i
v
i
t
y
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** If I didn't sleep
**[01:40] KODAMA**
*Sleep!*
***SIGN*** Sleep
***SIGN*** Productivity
goes up!
**[01:42] KODAMA**
*Productivity goes up!*
***SIGN*** Zzz
***SIGN*** Z
a
a
a
.
.
.
***SIGN*** Sound of rain
***SIGN*** Z
z
z
.
.
.
***SIGN*** Day 1
***SIGN*** Day 2
***SIGN*** Day 3
***SIGN*** Day 4
***SIGN*** Day 5
***SIGN*** Z
z
z
***SIGN*** Z
z
z
.
.
***SIGN*** Z
z
z
.
.
**[02:00] KODAMA**
*Oh...*
**[02:01] KODAMA**
*Productivity goes down.*
**[02:06] KODAMA**
*Let's sleep.*
**[02:08] KODAMA**
*If you didn't sleep.*
**[02:11] KODAMA**
*Sleep.*
**[02:13] KODAMA**
*Productivity up!*
# E10 - Regressing to a Baby
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU032MQ/regressing-to-a-baby)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
***SIGN*** Deadline
**[01:31] KODAMA**
* Planning the schedule*
* backward from the deadline.*
**[01:31] SIGN (right)**
Planning the
schedule backward
from the deadline
**[01:34] KODAMA**
*I need to complete 10% of the work every day!*
**[01:34] SIGN (right)**
Day 1
**[01:34] SIGN (right)**
Progress 10/100
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** click
**[01:34] SIGN (right)**
I need to complete 10%
of the work every day!
**[01:39] SIGN (left)**
Day 2
**[01:39] SIGN (left)**
Progress 25/100
**[01:41] SIGN (left)**
Day 3
**[01:41] SIGN (left)**
Progress 35/100
**[01:44] SIGN (left)**
Day 4
**[01:44] SIGN (left)**
Progress 35/100
***SIGN*** ogya...
***SIGN*** babu...
**[01:46] SIGN (left)**
Day 5
**[01:46] SIGN (left)**
Progress 45/100
***SIGN*** click
***SIGN*** click
**[01:49] SIGN (left)**
Day 6
**[01:49] SIGN (left)**
Progress 45/100
***SIGN*** ogya...
***SIGN*** babu...
**[01:51] KODAMA**
* There are days when I regress*
* to a baby and can't work.*
**[01:52] SIGN (right)**
There are days
when I regress
to a baby
and can't work
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[01:55] REVELATION CAT**
Dangerous Lifehacker.
**[01:57] KODAMA**
*Before the deadline.*
**[01:58] SIGN**
Before the
deadline
***SIGN*** abu...
***SIGN*** nma...
**[01:59] KODAMA**
*Let me take a catnap...*
***SIGN*** hogya...
**[02:02] KODAMA**
*I must wake up in an hour...*
**[02:03] SIGN**
I must wake up
in an hour...
**[02:05] SIGN (right)**
That's why I'm
sleeping like this!!
***SIGN*** A cushion instead of a blanket
***SIGN*** Floor
***SIGN*** whoosh
***SIGN*** A machine that
blows warm air
**[02:05] KODAMA**
*That's why I'm sleeping like this!!*
**[02:10] SIGN (left)**
Extreme lifehack to
prevent deep sleep
**[02:11] KODAMA**
* It's the extreme lifehack*
* to prevent deep sleep.*
***SIGN*** Hard...
**[02:13] KODAMA**
*Hard... Cold...*
***SIGN*** Cold...
***SIGN*** chirp
***SIGN*** chirp
***SIGN*** chirp
***SIGN*** chirp
***SIGN*** whoosh
**[02:24] KODAMA**
*But I can sleep for six hours like this...*
**[02:24] SIGN**
But I can sleep for
six hours like this
**[02:27] KODAMA**
*My body is stiff like a board...*
***SIGN*** My body is stiff like a board...
# E11 - Multi-Tasking Skills
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNWDK0/multi-tasking-skills)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Things I
have to do
***SIGN*** Things I
want to do
***SIGN*** I want
to be lazy
***SIGN*** SHUD
**[01:32] KODAMA**
*I want three of me.*
**[01:33] SIGN**
I want
three of me...
**[01:35] SIGN (center)**
ZU
ZU
ZU
**[01:35] SIGN**
Then I can
delegate...
**[01:35] KODAMA**
*Then I can delegate.*
***SIGN*** Things I
have to do
***SIGN*** Things I
want to do
***SIGN*** I want
to be lazy
***SIGN*** Things I
have to do
***SIGN*** Things I
want to do
***SIGN*** I want
to be lazy
***SIGN*** I want
to be lazy
**[01:54] KODAMA**
A dangerous lifehacker!
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Value Pack
Chocolate
**[01:59] FROG A**
Hurry up.
***SIGN*** Reminder Frogs
***SIGN*** Hurry up
***SIGN*** Task A
***SIGN*** It's due
soon
***SIGN*** Task B
**[02:00] FROG B**
It's due soon.
**[02:01] KODAMA**
*So much to do...*
***SIGN*** So much to do...
***SIGN*** Reply
Emails
***SIGN*** Still have
time
***SIGN*** You done?
**[02:01] FROG C**
You done?
***SIGN*** Misc.
***SIGN*** Task C
**[02:02] FROG E**
Still have time.
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
**[02:05] KODAMA**
They're so noisy.
And I have no idea where to start.
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** P
S
S
H
H
**[02:11] KODAMA**
*Let's drink.*
***SIGN*** Task A
***SIGN*** Task B
***SIGN*** G
l
u
g
.
.
.
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Task A
***SIGN*** Task A
***SIGN*** Task C
***SIGN*** Task C
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
**[02:15] KODAMA**
* When I'm drunk, all the stuff*
* I don't like will disappear…*
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** G
U
Z
Z
L
E
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** Ribbit
***SIGN*** C
H
U
G
***SIGN*** G
U
Z
Z
L
E
***SIGN*** C
H
U
G
**[02:24] KODAMA**
*Or not...*
***SIGN*** Or not...
**[02:27] KODAMA**
*I got drunk for nothing.*
***SIGN*** I got drunk for nothing
# E12 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVX7W2/untitled)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:32] SIGN**
How to eat
packed sushi
**[01:32] KODAMA**
* How to eat packed sushi.*
* Bought from Inageya, naturally.*
***SIGN*** From
Inageya
**[01:36] SIGN**
Remove
the fish
**[01:37] KODAMA**
*Remove the fish,*
**[01:39] KODAMA**
*put soy sauce on both sides,*
**[01:39] SIGN**
Put soy sauce
on both sides
***SIGN*** SPLISH
***SIGN*** SPLASH
**[01:42] KODAMA**
*and put them back together.*
**[01:42] SIGN**
Put them
back together
**[01:45] SIGN**
Put soy sauce
on the rice,
as well
**[01:45] KODAMA**
*Put soy sauce on the rice, as well,*
***SIGN*** OPEN
**[01:48] KODAMA**
*and eat it.*
**[01:48] SIGN**
Eat
***SIGN*** GLUG
GLUG
GLUG...
**[01:52] KODAMA**
*Wash it down with alcohol.*
***SIGN*** Wash it down
with alcohol
**[01:57] REVELATION CAT**
A dangerous lifehacker!
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Scallops
**[01:59] SIGN (right)**
Rather pricey
scallops
**[02:00] KODAMA**
*Rather pricey scallops.*
***SIGN*** It costs about 1,000 yen
***SIGN*** Vacuum sealed
***SIGN*** RIP
**[02:03] KODAMA**
It's not the hard dry type,
but soft and moist type…
**[02:03] SIGN**
It's not the hard dry type,
but soft and moist type…
***SIGN*** Scallop
***SIGN*** OPEN
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CHEW
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CHEW...
***SIGN*** BOBO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
***SIGN*** BO
**[02:21] SMALL KODAMA**
*Drowning! Drowning in the scallops!*
**[02:24] KODAMA**
* When you chew it, it expands*
* up to five times in your mouth.*
***SIGN*** When you chew it, it expands
up to five times in your mouth.
**[02:27] KODAMA**
*What the heck?!*
***SIGN*** What the heck?!
# E13 - No-Plan Boiled Sausage
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVWN13/no-plan-boiled-sausage)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:30] SIGN**
Night
***SIGN*** A
h
w
o
o
o
o
**[01:31] KODAMA**
*Night.*
***SIGN*** F
r
i
d
g
e
**[01:32] KODAMA**
*I'm a bit hungry...*
**[01:33] SIGN (left)**
I'm a bit...
**[01:34] SIGN (right)**
hungry...
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*I found dried up sausages.*
**[01:36] SIGN (right)**
I found
dried up sausages.
***SIGN*** A frying pan for
making rolled egg omelet
**[01:39] SIGN**
I'll
boil
them
and
eat
them.
**[01:39] KODAMA**
*I'll boil them and eat them.*
***SIGN*** B
L
U
B
B
L
U
B
***SIGN*** GASP
**[01:45] KODAMA**
*What if I added ramen in here?*
***SIGN*** Revelation Cat
**[01:45] SIGN (left)**
What if I
add ramen
in here?
***SIGN*** Chicken Ramen
***SIGN*** F
W
O
O
S
H
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** SPLASH
***SIGN*** SPLISH
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** Ah...
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** Ahhh...
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** PLUP
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** Oh, me.
***SIGN*** Oh, my.
**[01:54] KODAMA**
*Oh, my... Oh, my...*
***SIGN*** PLUP
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** PLUP
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** PLUP
***SIGN*** GLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** PLUP
***SIGN*** GASP
**[01:58] SIGN**
What if I added
an egg in here?
**[01:58] KODAMA**
*What if I added an egg in here?*
**[02:01] REVELATION CAT**
A dangerous lifehacker!
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** CHIRP
***SIGN*** CHIRP
**[02:03] SIGN (left)**
Morning, 9:00
***SIGN*** CHIRP
***SIGN*** CHIRP
***SIGN*** CHIRP
***SIGN*** Sumptuous Feast
**[02:06] KODAMA**
*I ate and drank too much last night.*
**[02:09] KODAMA**
*I'm not too hungry.*
**[02:11] KODAMA**
*There's no bread or cereal.*
**[02:14] KODAMA**
*Maybe I'll skip breakfast?*
***SIGN*** T
A
M
P
.
.
.
**[02:19] REVELATION CAT**
You will gain weight
if you skip breakfast...
**[02:19] REVELATION CAT**
*You will gain weight if you skip breakfast...*
**[02:21] KODAMA**
*Revelation Cat?!*
***SIGN*** P
O
U
R
***SIGN*** S
L
U
U
U
U
R
P
***SIGN*** Chicken Ramen
***SIGN*** S
L
U
U
U
U
R
P
**[02:26] SIGN**
I ate
ramen again
for breakfast.
**[02:26] KODAMA**
*I ate ramen again for breakfast.*
***SIGN*** S
L
U
R
P
***SIGN*** S
L
U
R
P
***SIGN*** S
L
U
R
P
***SIGN*** S
L
U
U
U
U
R
P
***SIGN*** S
L
U
U
U
U
R
P
# E14 - Memory of the Pressure Cooker
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVP4MN/memory-of-the-pressure-cooker)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** F
S
S
H
H
H
.
.
.
**[01:33] KODAMA**
Pressure cooker. I'm going
to cook beef tendon.
**[01:33] SIGN (right)**
Pressure
cooker
***SIGN*** FSSHHH...
**[01:42] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA**
I'm hungry! Is dinner ready yet?
**[01:45] (Flashback) MOM**
It's simmered meat and potatoes today!
***SIGN*** Younger Sister
***SIGN*** Young Kawashiri Kodama
***SIGN*** Mom
**[01:47] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA**
Yay!
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
**[01:52] SIGN (left; red)**
Mom
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** HISS
***SIGN*** V
S
S
S
S
H
H
H
**[02:01] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA**
Mommy!
**[02:01] SIGN (left; red)**
Mom
***SIGN*** HISS
**[02:02] (Flashback) MOM**
Step away!
***SIGN*** HUFF
***SIGN*** HUFF
***SIGN*** H
I
S
S
S
**[02:04] (Flashback) ---**
I'm... putting pressure on it!
**[02:07] (Flashback) MOM**
The hot liquid is going to
splatter, so watch out!
***SIGN*** TREMBLE
***SIGN*** S
H
U
D
D
E
R
**[02:12] YOUNG KODAMA**
*A pressure cooker is dangerous…*
***SIGN*** F
S
S
S
S
H
H
H
.
.
.
***SIGN*** F
S
S
S
S
H
H
H
.
.
.
**[02:24] KODAMA**
* Now that I think about it,*
* she wasn't putting pressure on it.*
# E15 - Merry Friends in My Town
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGP45E/merry-friends-in-my-town)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Inageya
**[01:30] KODAMA**
Hello. I'm Kawashiri Kodama.
**[01:33] KODAMA**
Lemme introduce y'all to my
merry friends in my town.
***SIGN*** CREEP
**[01:42] MAN**
Please stop texting and walking.
**[01:44] SIGN (left)**
Mr. No-Texting-
While-Walking
**[01:44] KODAMA**
*Here's Mr. No-Texting-While-Walking,*
**[01:46] SIGN (right)**
He strives to
improve the community's
cell phone manners
**[01:46] KODAMA**
* who strives to improve the*
* community's cell phone manners.*
***SIGN*** Please
stop
texting
and walking
**[01:48] MAN**
Please stop texting and walking.
***SIGN*** Please
stop
texting
and walking
**[01:51] MAN**
Please stop texting and walking.
***SIGN*** Please
stop
texting
and walking
**[01:52] ---**
Please stop texting and walking.
***SIGN*** Oden
**[01:54] SIGN (red)**
Y
a
k
i
t
o
r
i
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
**[01:59] SIGN (right)**
A gentle hero
who oversees
the town
**[01:59] KODAMA**
* Here's Mr. Always-In-Front-*
* Of-A-Convenience-Store,*
**[02:02] SIGN (left)**
Mr. Always-In-Front-
Of-A-Convenience-Store
**[02:02] KODAMA**
*a gentle hero who oversees the town.*
**[02:04] SIGN (red)**
Y
a
k
i
t
o
r
i
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** GASP
***SIGN*** DING-DING-DING
***SIGN*** W
H
O
O
S
H
***SIGN*** °It's dangerous to smoke while riding a bike. Do not attempt.
**[02:14] KODAMA**
* Here's Mr. Rocket-Smoker-Grandpa-*
* On-Two-Wheelers, who says,*
**[02:15] SIGN (right)**
"The hell with
the metropolitan
ordinance!"
**[02:16] KODAMA**
*"The hell with the metropolitan ordinance!"*
**[02:16] SIGN (left)**
Mr. Rocket-Smoker-
Grandpa-On-
Two-Wheelers
***SIGN*** D
I
N
G
|
D
I
N
G
***SIGN*** D
I
N
G
|
D
I
N
G
***SIGN*** DING-DING-DING
**[02:26] KODAMA**
*What a merry town.*
**[02:26] SIGN**
What a
merry town
# E16 - Old Man
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ7J04/old-man)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:30] KODAMA**
As usual, I'm on my way to Inageya.
***SIGN*** Oden
***SIGN*** Y
a
k
i
t
o
r
i
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
**[01:37] KODAMA**
* It's "the old man who stands in*
* front of the convenience store."*
***SIGN*** MUMBLE MUMBLE MUMBLE
**[01:41] KODAMA**
* "The Old Man Who Stands in Front*
* of the Convenience Store" is*
**[01:42] SIGN**
"The Old Man
Who Stands in Front
of the Convenience
Store" is
**[01:44] KODAMA**
*the guy who hangs out in front of*
**[01:45] SIGN**
the guy who hangs out
in front of the
convenience store
in my neighborhood ear-round
**[01:46] KODAMA**
* the convenience store in*
* my neighborhood year-round.*
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
***SIGN*** MUMBLE
**[01:49] KODAMA**
*Unbeaten by rain or wind,*
**[01:50] SIGN**
Unbeaten by
rain or wind
**[01:51] KODAMA**
*or snow or the heat of summer,*
**[01:52] SIGN**
Or snow or
the heat
of summer
**[01:54] KODAMA**
*his body is strong and healthy.*
**[01:54] SIGN**
His body is
strong and healthy
**[01:58] KODAMA**
*Another day.*
**[01:58] SIGN**
Another
day
***SIGN*** Oden
***SIGN*** Y
a
k
i
t
o
r
i
**[02:00] KODAMA**
*Hm? He's not here today.*
**[02:02] KODAMA**
* Oh. There's a blanket*
* where he usually stands...*
**[02:10] KODAMA**
*It's him...*
**[02:10] SIGN**
It's
him...
**[02:13] KODAMA**
*Is the human body capable of folding like that?*
**[02:15] KODAMA**
*Is he okay?*
***SIGN*** BA-DUMP BA-DUMP
**[02:21] SIGN**
On my way back
from shopping
**[02:21] KODAMA**
*On my way back from shopping.*
**[02:24] KODAMA**
*The old man wasn't folded in half,*
**[02:25] SIGN**
The old man wasn't
folded in half,
and was eating fried potatoes
from the convenience store
**[02:27] ---**
* and was eating fried potatoes*
* from the convenience store.*
***SIGN*** RELIEVED...
# E17 - Box Ramen, Should We Book One Serving, or Two?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE132G/box-ramen-should-we-book-one-serving-or-two)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:31] KODAMA**
*I got ramen in a box!*
**[01:31] SIGN (right)**
I got ramen
in a box
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** (fresh)
***SIGN*** 4 servings
***SIGN*** Roil
***SIGN*** Roil
***SIGN*** Roil
***SIGN*** Roil
**[01:40] KODAMA**
Maybe I'll cook two servings of noodles.
***SIGN*** Revelation?
**[01:42] REVELATION CAT**
What?!
***SIGN*** Roil
***SIGN*** Roil
**[01:44] KODAMA**
I can do it.
**[01:44] REVELATION CAT**
Oh, I'm sure you'll be too full to finish it.
**[01:49] REVELATION CAT**
Plus, you had a late lunch.
**[01:53] REVELATION CAT**
You had Mickey D's four hours ago, right?
**[01:56] REVELATION CAT**
Obviously, two servings would be too much.
***SIGN*** Roil
***SIGN*** Roil
***SIGN*** KER-PLUNK
***SIGN*** KER-PLUNK
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** BLUB
***SIGN*** SIZZLE
***SIGN*** Onions and pork belly
***SIGN*** TA-DA
**[02:17] KODAMA**
I'm digging in!
**[02:19] SIGN**
SLURP
**[02:25] KODAMA**
I'm... full...
# E18 - The Cognitive Shuffle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQP04J/the-cognitive-shuffle)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** STARE
**[01:31] KODAMA**
*On sleepless nights,*
**[01:31] SIGN**
On sleepless
nights
**[01:32] SIGN**
I've been doing
this sleep method
**[01:33] KODAMA**
*I've been doing this sleep method.*
**[01:35] SIGN**
It's called the
cognitive shuffle
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*It's called the cognitive shuffle.*
**[01:39] KODAMA**
*1. Just pick a random letter.*
**[01:39] SIGN**
1. Just pick
a random letter
**[01:40] SIGN**
"Sa" from
"sake (alcohol)"...
**[01:43] SIGN**
2. List words that start
with that letter.
The end
***SIGN*** Saru
(monkey)
**[01:44] KODAMA**
* 2. List words that start*
* with that letter. The end.*
***SIGN*** salmon
***SIGN*** Saito-san
***SIGN*** sashiba
(false tooth)
***SIGN*** sakiika
(shredded and dried squid)
**[01:51] KODAMA**
*The trick is to not think too much,*
**[01:52] SIGN**
The trick is
to not think
too much
***SIGN*** samba
***SIGN*** summer beach
**[01:55] KODAMA**
* and list words that have*
* nothing to do with each other.*
**[01:55] SIGN**
And list words
that have nothing to
do with each other
***SIGN*** sulfonamide
***SIGN*** sanzu-no-kawa
(the sanzu river)
**[01:59] SIGN**
As you continue to
list random words
**[01:59] KODAMA**
*As you continue to list random words,*
***SIGN*** sanuki udon
***SIGN*** sanma no shioyaki
(grilled saury)
***SIGN*** Brain
***SIGN*** The
thing
that
manages
the
brain
**[02:08] CREATURE**
She's thinking about pointless things.
Saving mode, on!
***SIGN*** B
Z
Z
Z
**[02:13] SIGN**
The breaker
of your
consciousness
is turned off
**[02:13] KODAMA**
* The breaker of your*
* consciousness is turned off.*
**[02:16] KODAMA**
*Sensing the breakers go off one by one is fun.*
**[02:16] SIGN**
Sensing the
breakers go off
one by one is fun
***SIGN*** saba miso
(mackerel in miso)
***SIGN*** B
Z
Z
Z
***SIGN*** salopettes pants (overalls)
***SIGN*** B
Z
Z
Z
***SIGN*** B
Z
Z
Z
**[02:22] KODAMA**
* The more random the words are, the easier*
* it is to let go of your conscience.*
**[02:22] SIGN**
The more random the words
are, the easier it is to
let go of your conscience
**[02:28] KODAMA**
*Give it a try.*
***SIGN*** Give it a try
# E19 - Curry in a Pouch
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQE27V/curry-in-a-pouch)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:31] KODAMA**
*I bought a white hoodie.*
**[01:31] SIGN (left)**
a white hoodie
**[01:31] SIGN (right)**
I bought
**[01:35] KODAMA**
* I haven't bought a white*
* hoodie in a long while.*
**[01:38] KODAMA**
*Coffee.*
***SIGN*** Milk
***SIGN*** Coffee
***SIGN*** S
P
L
O
S
H
**[01:41] KODAMA**
*A brush pen.*
***SIGN*** Brush
pen
***SIGN*** S
P
L
A
S
H
**[01:43] KODAMA**
*Ramen.*
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** S
L
U
R
P
***SIGN*** That's
right.
**[01:51] KODAMA**
*That's right.*
**[01:53] KODAMA**
*This is why I didn't buy a white hoodie...*
***SIGN*** This is why
***SIGN*** I didn't
buy
***SIGN*** a white
hoodie...
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[01:57] KODAMA**
*It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama.*
***SIGN*** Pouched Curry
***SIGN*** BLUB BLUB
**[02:05] KODAMA**
*Liquidy pouched food like pouched curry.*
**[02:06] SIGN**
Liquidy
pouched food
**[02:07] SIGN**
Like pouched
Curry
**[02:10] KODAMA**
*Hot, hot, hot.*
***SIGN*** R
I
P
***SIGN*** R
I
I
I
I
P
**[02:15] KODAMA**
*The last bit of the pouch*
**[02:15] SIGN**
The last bit
of the pouch
***SIGN*** HERE
**[02:17] KODAMA**
*is hard to cut off.*
**[02:18] SIGN**
is hard
to cut off
***SIGN*** S
P
L
A
S
H
**[02:26] KODAMA**
*Death.*
***SIGN*** Death
# E20 - Concentration
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4WMP7/concentration)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** 1:00 AM
***SIGN*** SCRIBBLE
***SIGN*** SCRIBBLE
**[01:31] SIGN (right)**
My deadline
is approaching
***SIGN*** SCRIBBLE
**[01:31] KODAMA**
*My deadline is approaching.*
***SIGN*** SCRIBBLE
**[01:33] KODAMA**
*My concentration is high...!*
**[01:33] SIGN**
My concentration
is high...!!
***SIGN*** SCRIBBLE
**[01:36] SIGN (right)**
At this rate,
I can be up for one...
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*At this rate, I can be up for one...*
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE
**[01:38] KODAMA**
*No, two more hours!!*
**[01:38] SIGN (left) [time gap 50ms] ...timer pls**
No, two more hours!!
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE GLARE
**[01:44] SIGN**
Let's try...
**[01:44] KODAMA**
*Let's try...*
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** GLARE
**[01:46] SIGN**
Lying down...
**[01:46] KODAMA**
*Lying down...*
***SIGN*** GLARE
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[02:01] REVELATION CAT**
*A dangerous lifehacker!*
***SIGN*** 2:00 AM
**[02:04] KODAMA**
*Maybe I'll take a nap...*
**[02:04] SIGN (right)**
Maybe I'll
take a nap...
**[02:05] SIGN (left)**
Let me lie down
on a couch...
**[02:05] KODAMA**
*Let me lie down on a couch...*
***SIGN*** Dried laundry
***SIGN*** Wallet
***SIGN*** Some sort of flyer
***SIGN*** Manga
***SIGN*** Tissue box
***SIGN*** C
R
A
C
K
***SIGN*** R
I
P
***SIGN*** C
R
U
S
H
***SIGN*** R
I
P
***SIGN*** C
R
U
S
H
***SIGN*** C
R
A
C
K
# E21 - About My Parents' Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU25V2N/about-my-parents-home)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:32] KODAMA**
* Kawashiri Kodama grew up*
* surrounded by rice fields.*
**[01:32] SIGN (left)**
Kawashiri Kodama
grew up
surrounded by rice fields
***SIGN*** The life that's been cultivated for 2000 years
***SIGN*** In the yard
***SIGN*** cicada
***SIGN*** frog
***SIGN*** mouse
***SIGN*** freshwater
crab
***SIGN*** In the house
***SIGN*** female beetle
***SIGN*** centipede
***SIGN*** snake
**[01:36] KODAMA**
* Since it was in the woods, many*
* creatures would appear in the house.*
**[01:36] SIGN (right)**
Since it was in the woods,
many creatures would
**[01:39] SIGN (left)**
appear in the house
**[01:42] (Flashback) MOTHER**
Dinner's ready!
**[01:44] (Flashback) KIDS**
Okay!
***SIGN*** MOM
**[01:47] (Flashback) EVERYONE**
Thank you for the food!
***SIGN*** RATTLE RATTLE
***SIGN*** R
A
T
T
L
E
R
A
T
T
L
E
***SIGN*** STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[01:58] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[01:58] SIGN (left)**
Something is running
in the attic...
**[01:58] YOUNG KODAMA**
*Something is running in the attic...*
**[02:00] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[02:02] SIGN (mom)**
MOM
**[02:03] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
**[02:05] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** Father
**[02:07] (Flashback) DAD**
Must be a Japanese marten.
***SIGN*** Japanese Marten
**[02:11] (Flashback) YOUNG KODAMA**
A Japanese marten?
**[02:11] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[02:12] (Flashback) DAD**
Tsk.
***SIGN*** Tsk
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
**[02:13] (Flashback) DAD**
They somehow find a way to sneak in!
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
**[02:13] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
**[02:15] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[02:17] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[02:17] (Flashback) DAD**
Get the hell out of here!
**[02:18] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[02:18] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
**[02:18] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
**[02:19] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
**[02:19] SIGN (yellow and black)**
STOMP STOMP STOMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
**[02:21] (Flashback) DAD**
Here! Take that!
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
**[02:24] (Flashback) DAD**
There!
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** THUMP
**[02:26] YOUNG KODAMA**
* He's causing more damage*
* than the Japanese marten...*
**[02:26] SIGN**
He's causing more damage
than the Japanese marten...
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** THUMP
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
***SIGN*** FLAKY FLAKY
# E22 - Komeda's Coffee Debut
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDP4DK/komedas-coffee-debut)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
**[01:30] KODAMA**
*I came to Komeda Coffee.*
**[01:30] SIGN (left)**
I came to
Komeda Coffee
**[01:32] KODAMA**
* I've been told that the portions*
* of the food at this café is crazy.*
***SIGN*** Armchair Expert
on Komeda Coffee
***SIGN*** TIK
***SIGN*** TIK
**[01:36] KODAMA**
* Based on the degree of my hunger and*
* the portion of the food served here,*
***SIGN*** TIK
***SIGN*** TIK
***SIGN*** TIK
***SIGN*** TIK
***SIGN*** TIK
**[01:39] ---**
* I've come to the conclusion*
* that the correct answer is...*
**[01:42] KODAMA**
* Shrimp cutlet sandwich and*
* beef stew! And coffee.*
**[01:46] KODAMA/I**
*I know the shrimp cutlet sandwich is big.*
**[01:48] KODAMA (ordering)**
This, this, and this, please.
***SIGN*** This
***SIGN*** This
***SIGN*** And this
**[01:48] KODAMA/I**
*But that's what I need right now.*
**[01:51] KODAMA/I**
*This is the optimal solution.*
***SIGN*** THUD
**[01:53] SERVER**
*Here's the bread for breakfast special.*
***SIGN*** THUD
**[01:56] SERVER**
*Here's two pieces of baguette for beef stew.*
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[02:02] KODAMA**
*A dangerous lifehacker!*
**[02:04] SIGN (left)**
I bought a personal
shopping basket
**[02:05] KODAMA**
*I bought a personal shopping basket.*
***SIGN*** At Inageya
***SIGN*** The basket I used to shop
***SIGN*** My personal basket
***SIGN*** BEEP
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
**[02:07] SIGN (right)**
At the cashier.
**[02:07] KODAMA**
*At the cashier.*
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
***SIGN*** BEEP
***SIGN*** BEEP
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
**[02:11] KODAMA**
* The shop clerk neatly puts everything into*
* my basket, and I can just take it home.*
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
***SIGN*** TIGHT...♥
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
**[02:15] KODAMA**
*So nice...*
***SIGN*** So nice...
**[02:17] SIGN**
So nice that I
don't have to take
anything out for storage...
**[02:17] KODAMA**
* So nice that I don't have to*
* take anything out for storage...*
***SIGN*** TIGHT♥
***SIGN*** NEAT♥
***SIGN*** TIGHT♥
***SIGN*** TIGHT...♥
**[02:22] SIGN**
A couple
of days later
**[02:22] KODAMA**
*A couple of days later.*
***SIGN*** NEAT...♥
***SIGN*** Oh, I see...
**[02:25] KODAMA**
*Oh, I see...*
***SIGN*** TIGHT...♥
**[02:26] SIGN**
I have to take everything
out to go shopping
***SIGN*** NEAT...♥
**[02:26] KODAMA**
*I have to take everything out to go shopping.*
***SIGN*** NEAT...♥
***SIGN*** TIGHT...♥
# E23 - Taking Home Delivery Pizza
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4ZW9D/taking-home-delivery-pizza)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Taking a walk in the neighborhood
**[01:30] KODAMA**
*Taking a walk in the neighborhood.*
***SIGN*** The Hat
**[01:34] KODAMA**
* There's going to be a new*
* pizza delivery place!*
**[01:34] SIGN (right)**
There's going to be a new
pizza delivery place!!
***SIGN*** RWWHHH
**[01:36] KODAMA**
*If I bike here,*
**[01:36] SIGN (right)**
If I bike here,
**[01:38] KODAMA**
* I can use pick-up discount and*
* enjoy piping hot pizza at home...!!*
**[01:38] SIGN (left)**
I can use pick-up discount and
enjoy piping hot pizza at home...!!
**[01:42] SIGN**
A few days later
**[01:42] KODAMA**
*A few days later.*
***SIGN*** Zzara
**[01:44] KODAMA**
* I got the flyer, too!*
* Calling right away.*
***SIGN*** Calling right away
**[01:47] KODAMA**
I'd like to place an order of
Quatro-Something, M size, for a pickup!
**[01:50] SIGN (left)**
15 min until
the pizza is ready
**[01:50] KODAMA**
*Fifteen minutes until the pizza is ready.*
**[01:51] SIGN**
Buying a drink at
Inageya on the way...
**[01:52] KODAMA**
*Buying a drink at Inageya on the way.*
**[01:53] SIGN**
The time allocation is perfect,
with no wasted time
**[01:54] KODAMA**
* The time allocation is perfect,*
* with no wasted time.*
***SIGN*** The Hat
**[01:59] KODAMA**
Fifteen minutes, right on the dot!
**[01:59] SIGN (right)**
15 min,
right on the dot!!
**[02:00] KODAMA**
Kawashiri, for a pickup.
**[02:03] SHOP CLERK 1**
Kawashiri-sama?
**[02:05] SHOP CLERK 1**
Did you take the order?
**[02:06] SHOP CLERK 2**
No, I didn't.
**[02:09] SHOP CLERK 1**
That's strange.
**[02:10] SHOP CLERK 1**
Can we see your call history?
**[02:12] KODAMA**
Well, I called this number
right here... Here...
***SIGN*** Here...
**[02:18] KODAMA**
* This is the number for Zzara.*
* This is The Hat, so...*
**[02:25] SIGN**
Zzara was two
train stops away
**[02:25] KODAMA**
*Zzara was two train stops away.*
# E24 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQD3E/untitled)
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***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Revelation?
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** Productivity
***SIGN*** WHOOSH
***SIGN*** WHOOSH
***SIGN*** Am I a
chicken skewer...?
**[01:47] KODAMA**
*Am I a chicken skewer?*
**[01:51] KODAMA**
*A dangerous lifehacker!*
***SIGN*** It's Me, Kawashiri Kodama
-The Dissolute Life of a Dangerous Lifehacker-
**[01:54] SIGN (right)**
What do I want
for my last meal?
**[01:54] KODAMA**
*What do I want for my last meal?*
**[01:56] SIGN ( left)**
Is it...
**[01:56] KODAMA**
*Is it... sushi?*
**[01:58] SIGN (left)**
Sushi?
**[02:00] KODAMA**
I want something warm, too,
so let's add miso soup.
**[02:00] SIGN (right)**
I want something
warm, too
**[02:01] SIGN (left)**
so let's add
miso soup
***SIGN*** With shijimi clams.
**[02:03] SIGN**
I want some beer
**[02:03] KODAMA**
*I want some beer.*
**[02:04] SIGN**
Then some food
to go with it
**[02:04] KODAMA**
*Then some food to go with it.*
**[02:06] KODAMA**
*Something sweet in the middle,*
**[02:06] SIGN**
Something sweet
in the middle
**[02:09] SIGN**
But I also want some convenience
store shrimp gratin and
friend chicken to confirm the taste
**[02:09] KODAMA**
* But I also want some convenience store shrimp*
* gratin and friend chicken to confirm the taste.*
**[02:13] KODAMA**
* There's no rule that says you can only*
* have one dish for your last meal...*
**[02:13] SIGN**
There's no rule that says you can only
have one dish for your last meal...
**[02:21] KODAMA**
*Which means...*
***SIGN*** MUNCH
**[02:23] KODAMA**
*the last meal has already started!*
**[02:23] SIGN**
The last meal
has already started!!
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** GLUG
***SIGN*** GLUG
***SIGN*** CRUNCH
***SIGN*** CRUNCH
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** GLUG
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** MUNCH
***SIGN*** CRUNCH
***SIGN*** CRUNCH
***SIGN*** CHOMP
***SIGN*** CHOMP