E5 - Naughty Hot Spring Trip Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Allen/I     This is the Yunoha region. [00:05] Allen/I     It lies northeast of my mansion,     about three hours by horse carriage. [00:11] Charlotte     Allen, the weather is beautiful today. [00:15] Allen     Yes, the perfect day for a trip. [00:27] Sign     I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I     Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness [01:55] Sign     Naughty Hot Spring Trip [01:56] Charlotte     Allen! [01:57] Allen     Hm? [01:58] Allen     Are you finished with the book already? [02:00] (Flashback) Charlotte     Yes! The book you selected for me [02:02] (Flashback) Charlotte     taught me so much about this     country, the time just flew by! [02:07] (Flashback) Allen     Lost in books and forgetting about time... [02:09] (Flashback) Allen     In a busy society, it's a     luxurious, naughty thing. [02:13] (Flashback) Charlotte     Eruca's and your alma mater, Athena     Magical Academy, was also in the book. [02:18] (Flashback) Charlotte     It's such a big school. [02:21] (Flashback) Allen     If you add up the number     of students, faculty, [02:24] (Flashback) Allen     and other staff, it's close to the     population of a small island. [02:27] (Flashback) Allen     Charlotte, are there other places     you wanted to check out? [02:30] (Flashback) Charlotte     Let's see... [02:32] (Flashback) Charlotte     There are a lot, but if     I have to pick one... [02:37] (Flashback) Charlotte     I-If I tell you the place I want     to visit, what happens...? [02:42] (Flashback) Allen     That will determine tomorrow's destination! [02:45] (Flashback) Charlotte     I knew it! [02:46] (Flashback) Allen     Do you not like long trips? [02:47] (Flashback) Allen     Women do seem to pack     a lot when they travel... [02:51] (Flashback) Charlotte     N-No! [02:52] (Flashback) Charlotte     That's not what it is. [02:54] (Flashback) Charlotte     I'm indebted to you, so I couldn't     ask you to take me on a long trip... [03:00] (Flashback) Allen     There's no need to hold back. [03:02] (Flashback) Charlotte     But I like spending time with     you at this mansion the most. [03:08] Allen/I     She's not lying. [03:10] Allen/I     But... [03:11] (Flashback) Charlotte     Also, naughty things are great     because you don't do them every day. [03:15] (Flashback) Charlotte     If I did naughty things all the     time, I'd be a naughty girl! [03:19] (Flashback) Allen     Yes, you have a point there, but... [03:23] Allen/I     I do not mean to corrupt her. [03:26] Allen/I     I just want her to experience joys     that she's never had the chance to. [03:31] Allen/I     I can't back down here! [03:33] (Flashback) Allen     Listen, Charlotte. [03:35] (Flashback) Allen     If I take you on a trip, you     will no doubt be happy, right? [03:40] (Flashback) Charlotte     You are... right, but... [03:43] (Flashback) Allen     That's what I want to see! [03:45] (Flashback) Charlotte     B-But... [03:47] Allen/I     This works! [03:50] (Flashback) Allen     It's going to be a fun trip. [03:52] (Flashback) Allen     We can relish the local cuisine, or     we can tour around sightseeing spots. [03:57] (Flashback) Allen     We can take a nap at the inn. [03:59] (Flashback) Allen     It might be nice to soak in a hot spring. [04:01] (Flashback) Charlotte     H-Hot spring! [04:04] (Flashback) Allen     Now, tell me where you want to go. [04:07] (Flashback) Allen     Then I shall grant your wish. [04:11] (Flashback) Charlotte     I will not tell you, not ever! [04:14] (Flashback) Allen     You can be so stubborn. [04:16] (Flashback) Allen     Then I'll have to rely on my last resort. [04:18] (Flashback) Allen     I'll put a death curse on myself— [04:20] (Flashback) Charlotte     I've asked you to please not do that! [04:24] (Flashback) Miacha     How are you, nya? [04:32] (Flashback) Miacha     Hello there, Demon Lord and Lottie. [04:36] (Flashback) Allen     I thought you finished your     deliveries in the morning? [04:39] (Flashback) Miacha     I come bearing a special     delivery for you two, nya. [04:43] (Flashback) Charlotte     Delivery? [04:45] (Flashback) Allen     For us? [04:47] (Flashback) Miacha     Wait till you hear this, nya! [04:50] (Flashback) Miacha     Behold! [04:51] (Flashback) Miacha     It's a present: a trip to the Yunoha region for two! [04:55] (Flashback) Allen/Charlotte     Huh?! [05:02] Charlotte     Wow... [05:03] Allen     Do you think this is so fascinating? [05:06] Charlotte     Yes! [05:07] Charlotte     The Neruz Kingdom has a lot of mountains. [05:09] Charlotte     So I've never seen such a beautiful plain before. [05:13] Charlotte     While I was running away from my captors,     I snuck onto a horse wagon once. [05:18] Charlotte     But back then, I didn't have the     luxury of enjoying the view. [05:22] Allen     I-I see. [05:23] Allen/I     I chose the wrong topic! [05:25] Allen     Ahem. This area is rather rural. [05:29] Allen     It seems that your wanted     posters haven't reached here. [05:32] Allen     You can let your guard down and relax. [05:34] Charlotte     Thank you! [05:35] Charlotte     It's like a dream to be able     to go out without a disguise! [05:40] Allen     Well, the view isn't too bad. [05:44] Charlotte     I know, right? [05:46] Allen     But it was very thoughtful of     the townspeople to do this. [05:50] Sign     To: Great Demon Lord [05:51] Charlotte     Allen, are you sure you don't     mind my accompanying you? [05:55] Charlotte     Perhaps you should have     invited Eruca instead? [05:58] Allen     No, apparently she has some errands to run. [06:02] (Flashback) Eruca     I'm leaving town for a couple of days. [06:04] (Flashback) Eruca     I also need to investigate the thing     in the Neruz Kingdom you asked me about. [06:08] Allen/I     She'd better be taking the     investigation seriously. [06:15] Eruca     I totally got you, Bro! [06:17] Miacha     Buying the trip tickets using the thank-you     money from the neighborhood association... [06:22] Miacha     Eruca, your plan "Operation Hot     Spring Trip" was a success, nya! [06:26] Eruca     Someone's got to give them the push. [06:30] Eruca     I'm excited to see how much their     relationship will move forward on this trip! [06:34] Miacha     I took some paid leave for this, nya. [06:37] Miacha     I'm determined to see them grow close, nya! [06:41] Allen     What was that? [06:42] Allen     I just felt chills... [06:44] Charlotte     Allen? [06:45] Allen     I'm fine. [06:46] Allen     By the way, we should be     seeing it any time now. [06:49] Charlotte     Oh, is that...? [06:52] Allen     The inn we'll be staying at. [06:54] Charlotte     That inn is in this book, too. [06:58] Charlotte     Take a look, Allen! [07:00] Charlotte     "The most popular inn in the Yunoha region. [07:02] Charlotte     A new resort hotel with three stars..." [07:05] Allen     "On top of their hot spring, they're     known for variety of services [07:08] Allen     from food to massages, with     many repeat customers." [07:12] (Flashback) Miacha     With my advice, we picked the     perfect plan for the Demon Lord, nya! [07:17] (Flashback) Miacha     I hope they enjoy it, nya! [07:20] Allen     Does that hotel happen to be the     one you were most interested in? [07:24] Charlotte     Huh?! Um... [07:27] Charlotte     Yes. [07:28] Allen     That's a lie. [07:29] Charlotte     How did you know?! [07:31] Allen/I     Anyone could tell that it was a lie. [07:34] Allen     Hm. So it's not this one. [07:37] Allen     Then is it this hotel on an isolated island? [07:39] Allen     Oh wait, if it's a hotel that's     popular with women, then... [07:42] Charlotte     S-Stop deducing, please! [07:44] Charlotte     I'm looking forward to the hot spring,     and it's embarrassing... [07:48] Allen     Embarrassing? [07:50] Allen     Why would it be embarrassing for me     to know where you want to go? [07:53] Charlotte     B-Because... it's a place a     little child would want to go. [08:00] Allen     Hm, I see. [08:03] Allen/I     That should narrow down the list. [08:07] Allen     If you insist, then I won't pry anymore. [08:10] Allen     But I will tell you this. [08:12] Charlotte     Yes? [08:13] Allen     It's actually rather nice to do things you     couldn't do as a child as an adult. [08:20] Allen     That's another naughty thing. [08:23] Allen     Plus, do you think I'd laugh at you after     hearing where you want to go because it's childish? [08:31] Charlotte     No... [08:32] Allen     You can tell me when you feel like it. [08:35] Allen     I'll come with you, wherever it may be. [08:39] Charlotte     Okay! [08:47] Mermaid     Welcome to the Yunoha Resort! [08:55] Allen     I'm Crawford. [08:56] Mermaid     Thank you for your     reservation, Mr. Crawford. [08:59] Mermaid     Your room is ready. [09:01] Mermaid     Would you like us to show it to you now? [09:03] Allen     That would be great. [09:04] Allen     Is the hot spring open? [09:07] Mermaid     Of course. [09:08] Mermaid     It's not too crowded right now. [09:11] Allen     Perhaps we can go take a bath first. [09:14] Charlotte     Y-Yes, if that's okay with you! [09:17] Allen/I     Looks like she was indeed looking     forward to the hot spring at least. [09:20] Mermaid     Then allow me to show you     to the main bathhouse. [09:24] Charlotte     Thank you— [09:25] Allen     Whoa! [09:27] Mermaid     I must say we are honored that     you chose us for your honeymoon! [09:34] Allen     Honey... [09:35] Charlotte     ...moon? [09:37] Mermaid     Oh? Are you not a married couple? [09:41] Allen     Wha...?! [09:42] Allen     N-No, we're not! [09:43] Mermaid     Then just lovers! [09:45] Charlotte     Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo... [09:48] Allen     That's not it, either! [09:49] Allen     By the way, can you tell me     what made you think that? [09:54] Mermaid     Well, that's because... [09:56] Mermaid     This is a special package for     lovers and married couples. [10:01] Allen/I     Darn it, Miacha, you tricked us! [10:03] Allen/I     She did look unnaturally happy! [10:07] Eruca     Silly Bro. [10:08] Eruca     Obviously, we weren't gonna let     this end up like a normal trip! [10:11] Miacha     This is the perfect travel     plan for the Demon Lord! [10:14] Eruca     So, what are you going to do, Bro? [10:17] Mermaid     If you're not satisfied with the     plan, you can of course change it. [10:22] Mermaid     But this is our most luxurious plan, so     your companion would probably like it. [10:29] Allen     I-In that case... [10:32] Allen     W-We'll take the special plan for     l-lovers and married couples! [10:36] Mermaid     With pleasure! [10:37] Miacha/Eruca     Yes! [10:38] Charlotte     Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo... [10:42] Sign     I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I     Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness [10:45] Sign     I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I     Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness [10:49] Mermaid     Excuse me, please have this welcome drink on the house. [10:54] Allen     Why only one serving? [10:58] Mermaid     It's a part of the plan for     lovers and married couples. [11:01] Charlotte     Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo... [11:03] Eruca     Here's another challenge, Bro! [11:06] Eruca     Share a drink with Charlotte     and be lovey-dovey... [11:09] Charlotte     Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo... [11:14] Mermaid     Here we are. [11:17] Mermaid     These are our hot spring facilities.     We're very proud of them. [11:21] Mermaid     All of them use the natural     underground hot springs. [11:24] Mermaid     The open-air bath is the most popular one, [11:27] Mermaid     because you have an     amazing view of the ocean. [11:30] Allen     Hm, that sounds good. [11:33] Allen/I     If I take in the view as I soak, it should     help settle this uneasy feeling in my chest... [11:38] Mermaid     By the way, have you brought your swimsuits? [11:42] Allen     S-Swimsuits?! [11:44] Charlotte     Why? [11:46] Mermaid     Why, do you ask? [11:47] Mermaid     It's because our bath is a mixed bath for     men and women, so you'd need swimsuits! [11:53] Allen/Charlotte     What?! [11:55] Mermaid     Then I'll escort your female guest. [11:59] Mermaid     We have tons of cute rental swimsuits, so     please take your time to pick your favorite. [12:06] Charlotte     Wh-What?! [12:12] Allen     For real? [12:14] Allen/I     They said it wasn't too crowded right     now, but there's still a lot of people around. [12:19] Allen/I     It's true that you can enjoy     a spacious bath this way, [12:22] Allen/I     rather than separating it for men and women. [12:26] Allen/I     But swimsuits...! [12:30] Allen/I     What will happen to me when I     see Charlotte in a swimsuit...? [12:37] Allen/I     If worst comes to worst, I'll stop     my heart, and I'll keep on stopping it! [12:40] Charlotte     Um... I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. [12:44] Allen/I     Stay calm, stay calm! [12:46] Allen     Oh, I just got here... too... [12:55] Allen/I     I didn't need to stop my heart. [12:58] Allen/I     Because it was already stopped. [13:03] Miacha     Rest in peace, nya. [13:05] Eruca     I guess it was too stimulating for Bro. [13:08] Charlotte     A-Allen? [13:11] Charlotte     I-I knew it wouldn't look good on me... [13:17] Allen     N-No! [13:23] Allen     It looks great on you! [13:25] Charlotte     Y-You think so? [13:28] Charlotte     I-I think you look great in yours, too... [13:32] Allen     Oh, I see. [13:34] Allen     I guess it goes both ways. [13:36] Charlotte     What does? [13:38] Allen     It's nothing. [13:40] Allen     More importantly, we should go! [13:43] Allen     Let's enjoy naughty things we can     only do at a hot spring resort! [13:53] Allen     What a smash! [14:00] Charlotte     It feels nice. [14:02] Allen     Indeed. [14:04] Charlotte     I wish we could be here forever. [14:07] Allen     Indeed. [14:08] Eruca     Charlotte has been looking     forward to the hot spring. [14:11] Eruca     A naughty activity here is     the "main dish" of the trip! [14:15] Miacha     But they're simply chilling     and relaxing, nya. [14:18] Miacha     I'll get dizzy from the long bath soon, nya. [14:21] Charlotte     This is my first time at a hot spring,     but I never knew how wonderful it was. [14:26] Allen     This isn't the only way to     enjoy a hot spring, Charlotte. [14:30] Charlotte     What? [14:31] Mermaid     I have brought you what you ordered, sir. [14:35] Allen     Perfect timing. [14:36] Allen     I appreciate it. [14:37] Charlotte     Allen, what did you...? [14:40] Allen     Eating ice cream as you soak in a hot spring: [14:43] Allen     It's a naughty thing you     can only do at a hot spring. [14:45] Charlotte     H-How indulgent! [14:47] Allen     It's too early to be surprised. [14:51] Allen     Immortal Ice! 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[15:01] Charlotte     Thank you very much! [15:10] Allen/I     She makes it look so good. [15:13] Eruca     The only naughty thing they'll do     at the hot spring is eat ice cream?! [15:16] Miacha     You're too wholesome, Demon Lord. [15:19] Child 1     Hey, Dad! I want that ice cream too! [15:22] Father     I guess you can have it. [15:24] Father     But don't tell Mom, she's doing     a beauty treatment. [15:26] Father     Excuse me, can I have one ice cream? [15:28] Mermaid     Coming right up! [15:31] Child 2     I want ice cream too! [15:33] Child 3     Me too, me too! [15:37] Mermaid     I-I'll take your orders one at a time! [15:41] Charlotte     Ice cream sure is popular. [15:44] Father     Excuse me... [15:46] Father     If you don't mind, could you please     put your spell on his ice cream? [15:50] Child 1     I want to try the super cold     ice cream this lady is eating! [15:55] Father     He just won't listen... [15:57] Allen     That's why everyone's ordering it. [16:00] Charlotte     Allen. [16:02] Allen     Of course, no problem! [16:04] Allen     I'm in a good mood right now. [16:06] Allen     Come, bring your ice creams to me! [16:10] Allen     I shall put a spell on them! [16:17] Mermaid     Thank you so much for your help today! [16:20] Allen     Oh no, not a problem. [16:22] Mermaid     Actually, thanks to you, our sales     of ice cream tripled today! [16:27] Mermaid     And you graciously put your spell on the     rest of the containers so they wouldn't melt! [16:32] Mermaid     I cannot thank you enough! [16:34] Allen     I'm sure that's an overstatement. [16:36] Allen     It's really not a big deal,     so please don't mention it. [16:39] Charlotte     But everyone was so happy. [16:42] Charlotte     Allen, you are an amazing sorcerer. [16:45] Allen     Now you too? [16:46] Allen     All I did was stop the     ice cream from melting. [16:49] Mermaid     Do you have a plan for     tomorrow's sightseeing? [16:52] Mermaid     If you'd like, we'll do everything     in our power to make it special. [16:56] Mermaid     Please let us thank you! [16:58] Allen     Well, I appreciate your offer. [17:01] Allen     Do you have any sites you recommend? [17:04] Mermaid     There are plenty of tourist     attractions around here. [17:07] Mermaid     Diving spots, beaches, and there's     a hill where you can observe fenrirs. [17:13] Allen     There are fenrirs around here? [17:15] Charlotte     "Fenrir"? [17:17] Allen     They're noble and peaceful     magical creatures. [17:20] Allen     It is said that the mere sight of     them can bring you good luck. [17:24] Mermaid     However, it might be a waste     of your time to go there. [17:28] Mermaid     It's their child-rearing season right now, [17:30] Mermaid     so they rarely come down from the mountains. [17:32] Allen     I see, I guess our timing was bad. [17:35] Charlotte     That's too bad. [17:36] Mermaid     However! There's another spot I can     recommend for magical creatures! [17:40] Mermaid     Behold! It's the Yunoha Magical Zoo! [17:42] Charlotte     A zoo! [17:51] Allen     So this is our room... [17:54] Charlotte     O-Oh, wow! [17:56] Charlotte     We can see the ocean! [17:58] Allen     Yes, it's bigger than I expected... [18:01] Allen     What?! [18:03] Charlotte     A-Allen! [18:05] Charlotte     I-I-Is this...? [18:07] Allen     Can you come here right this     minute, Ms. Concierge?! [18:12] Eruca     This is just the beginning! [18:14] Eruca     You think you're done after eating     ice cream at a hot spring? [18:16] Eruca     I won't allow such a     lukewarm romantic comedy! [18:19] Miacha     One bed under one roof! [18:22] Miacha     Something is bound to happen. [18:24] Miacha     What move are you going     to make, nya, Demon Lord? [18:28] Allen     L-Let's go to sleep. [18:30] Charlotte     Y-Yes, please. [18:33] Allen/I     Since this room is for     lovers and married couples, [18:36] Allen/I     this is the bed it's supposed to have. [18:38] Allen/I     But how did it come to this...? [18:41] (Flashback) Mermaid     It's possible to change your room, but     this bed is a special custom-made one. [18:46] (Flashback) Mermaid     When two people sleep in it, they     can see whatever dream they want! [18:49] (Flashback) Mermaid     So try it just for tonight! [18:51] Allen     A dreaming bed made by Dream Sprites... [18:54] Allen     It sure is a rare item. [18:57] Charlotte     I'm sorry, Allen, for dragging     you along for my sake. [19:01] Allen     Don't worry. [19:02] Allen     A special bed made by     Dream Sprite artisans, [19:05] Allen     who have the ability to sneak     into others' dreams... [19:07] Allen     I was actually curious about it. [19:11] Allen     We have an early morning     tomorrow, so let's go to sleep. [19:14] Charlotte     Y-Yes. [19:21] Allen/I     The bed is quite comfortable. [19:24] Allen/I     The height of the pillow and the     softness of the mattress are perfect— [19:28] Allen/I     Jeez, how am I supposed to     fall asleep like this?! [19:31] Charlotte     Allen, are you asleep yet? [19:34] Allen     No, I'm still awake. [19:36] Charlotte     It's hard to fall asleep, isn't it? [19:39] Allen     Charlotte, have you decided on     what dream you want to see? [19:43] Charlotte     Um, well... [19:44] Charlotte     I was hoping to see my     mom, who passed away. [19:48] Charlotte     I used to sleep beside her when I was small. [19:53] Allen     I see. [19:54] Allen     Then, all the more reason     to fall asleep quickly. [19:56] Charlotte     B-But it's just hard to fall asleep... [20:00] Allen     Well, have no fear. [20:05] Allen     This is light hypnotic magic. [20:07] Allen     You will soon fall asleep. [20:09] Charlotte     Okay... [20:12] Charlotte     Good night, Allen... [20:17] Allen     Y-Yeah, good night. [20:24] Allen     Looks like the spell worked. [20:27] Allen     Her breathing pattern is regular and steady. [20:30] Allen     The glow of her skin looks healthy. [20:33] Allen     Her eyelashes like a baby deer's,     and her lustrous, healthy lips... [20:41] Allen     Deadly Down! [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [20:41] Sign     Deadly Down [21:04] Allen     Did you have a good dream? [21:06] Charlotte     Yes! [21:07] Charlotte     I got to see my mother in my dream! [21:10] Charlotte     And I got to talk to her a lot! [21:12] Charlotte     I told her about you, Allen! [21:15] Allen     I see. [21:29] Allen/I     Charlotte's beloved mother,     please rest assured. [21:32] Allen/I     I will protect her. [21:37] Mermaid     Excuse me. [21:39] Mermaid     It's time to check out... [21:50] Gosetsu     Allen Crawford... [21:52] Gosetsu     Are you really capable of     protecting Charlotte Evans? [23:30] Charlotte     Today was really fun, wasn't it? [23:32] Allen     Yeah... [23:32] Charlotte     I can't fall asleep,     thinking about tomorrow! [23:35] Charlotte     Next episode, "Naughty Zoo." [23:35] Sign     Next Episode [23:35] Sign          Naughty Zoo [23:37] Allen     I can't sleep either, because Charlotte     in her swimsuit is burned in my memory!