E12 - Naughty = Happiness

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[00:02] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[01:31] Charlotte
    That bag... What exactly is in there?
[01:32] Sign
    Naughty = Happiness
[01:35] Natalia
    You have a little sister 
    at home, do you not?
[01:42] Natalia
    I have a big sister as well.
[01:44] Natalia
    Did the Great Demon Lord tell you?
[01:47] Natalia
    About the incident that
    happened to the Evans family.
[01:51] Charlotte
    Yes, I heard...
[01:53] Charlotte
    about your big sister committing a huge crime—
[01:56] Natalia
    That is not true!
[01:58] Natalia
    My big sister can't even kill a bug.
[02:00] Natalia
    She would never do such a thing!
[02:03] Natalia
    I just know that rotten excuse of
    a prince did it to frame my sister!
[02:09] Natalia
    But my family chose to cut
    her out of our family...
[02:15] Charlotte
    So you didn't resent your big sister?
[02:18] Natalia
    Don't be ridiculous!
[02:20] Natalia
    What I cannot stand is the Evans family, and...
[02:23] Natalia
    myself because couldn't save my sister!
[02:29] Natalia
    My sister has always been kind
    to me ever since I was born.
[02:35] Natalia
    But things changed... and
    I couldn't do anything to help.
[02:41] Natalia
    That's why I was going to
    rescue her when I grew up.
[02:46] Natalia
    But I was too late.
[02:48] Natalia
    My sister disappeared.
[02:51] Charlotte
    Natalia...
[02:53] Natalia
    After that incident, her
    belongings were thrown away,
[02:57] Natalia
    and the only thing left was this bag.
[02:59] Natalia
    Thanks to this,
[03:01] Natalia
    I can use my magic to tell that
    my sister is alive somewhere.
[03:05] Charlotte
    Is that a lost article detection spell?
[03:08] Charlotte
    I've read about them.
[03:11] Natalia
    That's right.
[03:12] Natalia
    I don't know who it is,
[03:14] Natalia
    but I want to crush whoever has
    captured my sister with my own hands!
[03:20] Charlotte
    Why... do you assume that
    your sister is in captivity?
[03:24] Natalia
    Every time I try it, a strong
    power jams my spell.
[03:29] Natalia
    I'm sure the creep who confined
    my sister is interfering with it!
SIGN    HEHEHE
[03:36] Natalia
    Who on earth could it be?
[03:38] Natalia
    I'll find him no matter what,
    and shred him to pieces!
[03:42] Charlotte/I
    A-Allen is going to be shred to pieces!
[03:46] Natalia
    I will locate my sister
    no matter what it takes.
[03:49] Natalia
    And that's why I have to
    become much, much stronger!
[03:54] Charlotte
    Have no fear.
[03:55] Charlotte
    You will definitely find your sister.
[03:58] Natalia
    It's so strange.
[04:00] Natalia
    You're pretty much a stranger I just met,
[04:04] Natalia
    but it feels like I've
    known you for a long time.
[04:08] Charlotte
    That's probably because I...
[04:12] Chris
    I'm so sorry, Natalia!
[04:16] Natalia
    Ch-Chris?!
[04:17] Chris
    I had no idea you had such a sad past!
[04:19] Chris
    I am a fool! An idiot!
[04:22] Chris
    I'm so sorry!
[04:22] Chris
    Please forgive me!
[04:24] Natalia
    Anyhow, we need to get
    out of this dungeon...
[04:33] Natalia
    Is it the magical
    creature from earlier?
[04:43] Charlotte
    A salamander?!
[04:44] Natalia
    Is this the dungeon boss?!
[04:47] Natalia
    Charlo?!
[04:48] Charlotte
    I'll draw the attention
    of this magical creature.
[04:51] Charlotte
    Please go and get Allen in the meantime.
[04:54] Natalia
    You can't!
[04:55] Natalia
    That's a very dangerous magical creature...
[04:57] Charlotte
    I will protect you!
[05:01] Charlotte
    Chris!
[05:02] Charlotte
    Natalia hurt her foot.
[05:04] Charlotte
    Please take her and run!
[05:06] Chris
    O-Okay, I will!
[05:07] Natalia
    I can't!
[05:08] Natalia
    I can't leave you alone, Charlo!
[05:11] Charlotte
    You need to listen to me, Natalia!
[05:15] Charlotte
    Please, Chris!
[05:16] Chris
    Let's go, Natalia!
[05:19] Charlotte/I
    It'll be fine.
[05:21] Charlotte/I
    I'm going to protect Natalia!
[05:29] Charlotte
    This way!
[05:31] Charlotte
    Come this way!
[05:37] Natalia
    Charlo!
[05:41] Natalia
    B-Big sister?!
[05:45] Chris
    Charlo!
[05:48] Natalia/Chris
    Huh?!
[05:57] Allen
    Are you the one who hurt Charlotte?!
[06:05] Chris
    What is this amount of mana?!
[06:08] Natalia
    This is the power of the
    Great Demon Lord...!
[06:12] Eruca
    Dad, you don't think this is...?
[06:15] Harvey
    Yes, it can only be Allen.
[06:18] Harvey
    I hope the school building stays intact.
[06:20] Eruca
    Huh?!
[06:22] Allen
    There's no problem.
[06:24] Allen
    It's easy to defeat her.
[06:35] Natalia
    G-Great Demon Lord!
[06:36] Natalia/Chris
    Huh?!
[06:39] Allen
    Oh, jeez!
[06:41] Allen
    I said, sit!
[06:43] Natalia
    What's going on?
[06:45] Liselotte
    Oh no, students aren't
    allowed in here right now.
[06:49] Liselotte
    Only me, the magical creature
    teacher, can enter.
[06:52] Chris
    Professor Lis!
[06:54] Natalia
    Salamander is acting strange.
[06:57] Liselotte
    Oh my, little Pochi.
[06:59] Liselotte
    You remembered my dear Allen, did you?
[07:02] Liselotte
    He's your daddy, because he raised
    you from when you were just an egg.
[07:05] Natalia/Chris
    What?!
[07:12] Allen/I
    Charlotte, you did well.
[07:17] Chris
    I'm very sorry, headmaster.
[07:20] Chris
    It's all my fault.
[07:22] Chris
    I'll receive any punishment!
[07:24] Harvey
    Hm, you seem to have grown a bit.
[07:29] Natalia
    Great Demon Lord, I...
[07:31] Allen
    Come on, time for the moving reunion.
[07:39] Charlotte
    Allen, I...
[07:41] Allen
    Look, Natalia is worried about you.
[07:47] Charlotte
    I'm glad you're okay, Natalia.
[07:49] Charlotte
    Huh?! My glasses? And my hair?!
    It's all back to normal?
[07:53] Natalia
    So you really are...!
[07:58] Charlotte
    I'm sorry for deceiving you.
[08:00] Charlotte
    I know I must have caused
    you a lot of trouble.
[08:05] Charlotte
    So I've been wanting to apologize...
[08:08] Natalia
    My sister! You're my big sister, right?!
[08:12] Charlotte
    Yes.
[08:13] Natalia
    Then... do you remember the book you
    used to read to me when I was little?
[08:18] Charlotte
    The story about the zoo, right?
[08:22] Charlotte
    The one about children heading to the zoo.
[08:25] Charlotte
    It was somehow misplaced, so
     someone must've thrown it away.
[08:31] Charlotte
    Natalia?
[08:33] Charlotte
    Is that...?
[08:34] Natalia
    It was almost thrown away, so I hid it.
[08:38] Natalia
    I wanted, I just wanted... for you
    to read this to me one more time.
[08:47] Charlotte
    Natalia!
[08:49] Natalia
    I'm sorry!
[08:51] Natalia
    I'm so sorry that I couldn't help you!
[08:55] Charlotte
    Me too. I'm sorry I left you all alone.
[09:03] Lü
    I'm happy for you, mommy.
[09:05] Gosetsu
    A fairy-tale ending.
[09:10] Natalia
    Thank you for everything, Professor Allen.
[09:13] Allen
    Don't you mean to call me the Great Demon Lord?
[09:15] Natalia
    We owe you a lot.
[09:18] Natalia
    I never imagined that you'd be the savior.
[09:23] Charlotte
    That's right.
[09:24] Charlotte
    Allen saved my life, and right now
    he's my precious, you know...
[09:33] Natalia
    Your precious...?
[09:34] Lü
    Boyfriend, right?
[09:36] Gosetsu
    These two are dating, indeed.
[09:38] Natalia
    Huh?
[09:40] Charlotte
    N-No, we're not, Natalia.
[09:42] Charlotte
    That was just...
[09:43] Allen
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[09:45] Natalia
    You fricking bastard!
[09:47] Natalia
    What's wrong?! Everything!
[09:48] Natalia
    So that's why I couldn't locate 
    my sister with my spell!
[09:52] Natalia
    You approached her hoping
    to seduce her, didn't you?!
[09:54] Natalia
    What the hell have you done to my
    precious sister, you bloody bastard!
[09:59] Allen
    No! That's a misunderstanding, Natalia!
[10:02] Allen
    Don't take it seriously!
[10:04] Charlotte
    P-Please! Somebody, stop her!
[10:06] Gosetsu
    Just leave them be.
[10:08] Gosetsu
    Now that we've come together,
    let's go eat something good.
[10:12] Lü
    Yay!
[10:13] Lü
    I'm hungry!
[10:15] Lackies
    We don't want to get roped in, so maybe
    we'll go to the cafeteria as well.
[10:19] Chris
    Let me buy you dinner for causing so much trouble.
[10:22] Harvey
    Who knew Allen and Charlotte were
    faking their relationship...
[10:27] Liselotte
    I'm very disappointed.
[10:29] Eruca
    I'm sorry for lying to you.
[10:31] Eruca
    But it is true that they love each other.
[10:35] Natalia
    Shredding you to pieces would be too lenient!
[10:37] Natalia
    I'll finish you right here, right now!
[10:42] Eruca
    So, until they are ready to tell each other
    how they really feel, let's watch over them.
[10:50] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:53] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:59] Charlotte
    We haven't spent time like this in a while.
[11:03] Allen
    Indeed.
[11:04] Allen
    It's nice and peaceful.
[11:05] Charlotte
    It really is.
[11:07] Allen/I
    Now that we've solved the problem
    and returned to the mansion,
[11:11] Allen/I
    there's one thing that's clouding my mind.
[11:14] Allen/I
    That night, why did Charlotte
    want to ask me how I felt?
[11:19] (Flashback) Charlotte
    What were you going to say to me, Allen?
[11:24] Charlotte/I
    I still want to ask Allen what I
    couldn't ask him the other night.
[11:30] Allen/Charlotte/I
    Right now, there's still time to...
[11:30] Allen/Charlotte/I
    Right now, there's still time to...
[11:33] Allen/Charlotte
    You know...
[11:33] Allen/Charlotte
    You know...
[11:35] Miacha
    Hello, nya!
[11:40] Miacha
    Demon Lord and Lottie,
    long time no see, nya!
[11:44] Charlotte
    It's been a while, Miacha.
[11:46] Allen
    I haven't seen you since Episode 6.
[11:48] Allen
    What are you doing here?
[11:50] Miacha
    Delivering you a package, nya!
[11:54] Miacha
    Brought to you by Miacha of
    Satyros Shipping Company, nya!
[11:58] Allen
    Leave from the main entrance!
[12:00] Charlotte
    Allen, this package doesn't
    say who it's from.
[12:05] Allen
    I wonder who it could be...
[12:08] Charlotte
    Is that a magic circle?
[12:09] Allen
    Yes. Let's see...
[12:16] Charlotte
    Allen?!
[12:17] Allen
    Is it summoning magic?!
[12:19] Charlotte
    Summoning...
[12:20] Allen
    Stay back, Charlotte!
[12:25] Natalia
    Big sister!
[12:27] Natalia
    How have you been, my dear sister?!
[12:29] Charlotte
    Natalia?!
[12:31] Charlotte
    But why...?
[12:32] Eruca
    Operation: Surprise was a great success!
[12:34] Miacha
    Yes, nya!
[12:35] Charlotte
    Eruca, Miacha, what do you
    mean by Operation: Surprise?
[12:40] Eruca
    Natalia told me she wanted
    to come visit you.
[12:44] Eruca
    I thought we should take this chance and
    surprise you, so I asked Miacha to help me.
[12:48] Miacha
    That's how it happened, nya.
[12:50] Natalia
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[12:54] Natalia
    So, where is the Great Demon Lord?
[12:57] Natalia
    If he isn't around, I can have my big
    sister all to myself so I wouldn't mind.
[13:00] Allen
    I am right here.
[13:03] Natalia
    I see you still haven't kicked the bucket.
[13:07] Natalia
    Then to encourage you to give up my sister,
    perhaps I should take your life right now...
[13:11] Charlotte
    Wha... It's a misunderstanding!
[13:14] Charlotte
    And fighting is naughty!
[13:16] Natalia
    Oh, you're mistaken, big sister.
[13:18] Natalia
    This is a passionate communication
    from a beloved disciple.
[13:21] Allen
    Who's the beloved disciple?
[13:23] Allen
    What nonsense.
[13:25] Allen
    The master of this mansion is me.
[13:28] Allen
    If you can't listen to
    the owner of the house,
[13:30] Allen
    then I wouldn't mind
    kicking you out by force!
[13:33] Natalia
    Couldn't ask for anything better.
[13:36] Charlotte
    Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no...
[13:38] Dorothea
    I need your help!
[13:41] Charlotte
    Dorothea?!
[13:42] Dorothea
    It's been a while, Miss Charlotte!
[13:44] Dorothea
    Sorry to barge in!
[13:46] Eruca
    D-Dorothea?
[13:47] Eruca
    You mean the Dorothea Gri’mm Wallenstein?!
[13:52] Dorothea
    That's me.
[13:53] Miacha
    Nya nya!
[13:54] Miacha
    She's the very famous author who
    has published a lot of novels!
[13:59] Natalia
    I've heard of your name, too...
[14:02] Dorothea
    Man, this is making me blush.
[14:05] Dorothea
    And where is Mister Allen?
[14:06] Allen
    I am... right here...
[14:12] Dorothea
    It's been a while, Mister Allen.
[14:14] Dorothea
    I got a souvenir for you. My new novel.
[14:18] Natalia
    Big sister, how do you know this novelist?
[14:22] Charlotte
    She used to live in this mansion.
[14:25] Dorothea
    Exactly.
[14:27] Dorothea
    I wrote my new novel with
    the help of these two,
[14:31] Dorothea
    and it's a huge hit.
[14:33] Dorothea
    I'm hoping to write a sequel soon. Have
    there been any developments since then?
[14:39] Charlotte
    Well, that's...
[14:41] Natalia
    Developments?
[14:42] Allen
    And what did you come here for?
[14:45] Dorothea
    I'm in trouble!
[14:46] Dorothea
    My editor, Yor, has been relentlessly
    asking about the sequel...
[14:51] Dorothea
    So I'd like for you to hide me here!
[14:53] Allen
    I refuse!
[14:55] Allen
    I don't want him breaking the wall again.
[14:57] Dorothea
    Please!
[14:59] Miacha
    She needs your help, nya! Demon Lord!
[15:01] Eruca
    That's right, bro!
[15:02] Eruca
    Natalia is staying here tonight, so one
    more person wouldn't make a difference.
[15:07] Allen
    Why do you assume that Natalia is staying?!
[15:09] Natalia
    It's to be expected!
[15:11] Natalia
    I must keep my eyes on you, so you won't
    do anything naughty to my sister!
[15:16] Lü
    Natalia, you're staying here?
[15:18] Lü
    Let's play a lot!
[15:20] Gosetsu
    It looks like it's going
    to be lively tonight.
[15:22] Gosetsu
    I shall cook up my secret recipe for you.
[15:26] Allen
    Stop organizing things
    without my permission!
[15:29] Charlotte
    Gosetsu, I didn't know you could cook!
[15:33] Allen
    I suppose we could enjoy a dinner together.
[15:37] Eruca/Miacha/Lü/Gosetsu/Dorothea
    Yes!
[15:59] Charlotte/I
    Where am I?
[16:01] Charlotte/I
    That's right.
[16:03] Charlotte/I
    Mother misunderstood and thought I
    stole something from the house.
[16:11] Charlotte/I
    I'm scared, so scared.
[16:14] Charlotte/I
    I don't like darkness.
[16:16] Charlotte/I
    I don't like pain.
[16:18] Charlotte/I
    And being lonely is even worse.
[16:20] Charlotte/I
    But there's no one who will hurt me here.
[16:26] Charlotte/I
    I can breathe easier in here than outside.
[16:30] Charlotte/I
    If I can get swallowed up in
    the darkness like this...
[16:33] Allen
    Charlotte.
[16:35] Allen
    Charlotte.
[16:37] Allen
    Charlotte.
[16:48] Charlotte
    Wh-Who are you?
[16:52] Allen
    I'm the Great Demon Lord.
[16:54] Allen
    I've come to take you away.
[17:13] Charlotte/I
    It's been a while since I last had
    a nightmare from back then.
[17:20] Charlotte/I
    But...
[17:25] Allen
    Hm? What's the matter?
[17:27] Charlotte
    I couldn't stay asleep.
[17:29] Charlotte
    Are you still working, Allen?
[17:32] Allen
    Well, since I was working till late,
    my brain is still too wound up.
[17:36] Allen
    You can't go to sleep?
[17:38] Charlotte
    May I stay here with you?
[17:40] Allen
    Sure.
[17:41] Allen
    Ah, this is a good chance to try that out.
[17:46] Charlotte
    What is it?
[17:47] Allen
    Of course it's... a naughty
    thing you can only do at night.
[17:52] Charlotte
    Only at night...?
[18:06] Allen
    Here. It's hot, so be careful.
[18:08] Charlotte
    It smells so good.
[18:10] Charlotte
    Is this hot cocoa?
[18:11] Allen
    Indeed.
[18:13] Allen
    Let's enjoy stargazing as we drink it.
[18:20] Charlotte
    This is the naughty thing
    you can only do at night?
[18:24] Charlotte
    It's wonderful!
[18:25] Allen
    Although I say stargazing, I
    don't know much about stars.
[18:30] Charlotte
    But you know everything!
[18:33] Allen
    I am very familiar with the effect of
    the positions of the stars on mana.
[18:37] Allen
    But I know next to nothing about
    constellations and myths.
[18:40] Charlotte
    That sounds very much like you, Allen.
[18:43] Charlotte
    Um, the one shining in yellow is the
    eye of the Spider constellation.
[18:48] Charlotte
    Below that on the right is the
    constellation of the hell capybara.
[18:52] Allen
    Hmm...
[18:53] Allen
    They just look like a bunch of stars to me.
[18:58] Charlotte
    Oh!
[18:59] Charlotte
    Something sparkled!
[19:01] Charlotte
    Perhaps a shooting star?
[19:03] Allen
    Hm? Where?
[19:07] Charlotte
    Allen?
[19:14] Allen
    You don't... mind it?
[19:17] Charlotte
    No, I've never minded it, not even once.
[19:23] Allen
    Is that so?
[19:37] Charlotte
    Allen.
[19:39] Allen
    Hm?
[19:40] Charlotte
    Thank you for everything.
[19:46] Charlotte
    Drinking sweet hot cocoa as
    you gaze up at the stars...
[19:50] Charlotte
    It is very naughty.
[19:52] Allen
    This is nothing.
[19:54] Charlotte
    Huh?
[19:56] Allen
    I told you that I'd give you a crash course
    on all things naughty in the world.
[20:02] Charlotte
    I don't mean just this.
[20:05] Charlotte
    Recently, I'm excited for
    the morning to come.
[20:10] Charlotte
    To see what kind of happy things
    you're going to teach me.
[20:15] Charlotte
    I'm glad to have met you.
[20:24] Allen
    Put your blanket on, or you'll catch a cold.
[20:27] Charlotte
    Oh, thank you.
[20:34] Charlotte
    Allen...
[20:38] Allen
    Charlotte...
[20:48] Allen
    I know you're there, idiots!
[20:52] Eruca
    Oh boy, you knew?!
[20:54] Miacha
    As expected of the Demon Lord.
[20:55] Miacha
    The heat between you two was hot enough
    to forget the cold night, nya.
[20:58] Gosetsu
    Whispering words of love under
    a beautiful starry sky...
[21:02] Gosetsu
    Master Allen sure is a tactician.
[21:04] Lü
    Stop monopolizing mommy just
    because everyone's asleep!
[21:07] Natalia
    Exactly!
[21:07] Allen
    I-I didn't mean to...!
[21:10] Dorothea
    Are you sure?
[21:11] Dorothea
    If that's the case, why are
    you still holding hands?
[21:16] Natalia
    Great Demon Lord!
[21:17] Natalia
    I must tear your hand off so I
    can remove you from my sister!
[21:22] Allen
    Stop being so violent!
[21:24] Lü
    I'll defeat Allen, too!
[21:25] Lü
    Mommy is mine!
[21:27] Gosetsu
    Sounds good.
[21:28] Gosetsu
    I shall help.
[21:30] Allen
    I don't even care anymore!
[21:32] Allen
    Bring it on!
[21:33] Allen
    I'll take on all of you!
[21:42] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[21:49] Guard
    Here's the report from our spy.
[21:52] Guard
    We finally have her location.
[21:54] Cecil
    Good.
[21:56] Cecil
    In the name of the Neruz Kingdom,
    we must capture her at once.
[22:01] Guard
    Yes, Your Royal Highness!
[22:04] Cecil
    Just you wait... Charlotte.