I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness

Allen Crawford is a misanthropic sorcerer known as the “Dark Lord.” When he comes across Charlotte Evans, a noblewoman exiled on false charges, his memories of being betrayed three years ago come rushing back. He decides to teach Charlotte about all the pleasures, vices, and joys of naughty living. Can a broken heart be mended with riotous living? These two are bound to find out!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Naughty Encounter

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[00:01] Soldier A
    She went that way!
[00:02] Soldier Captain
    After her!
[00:03] Soldier Captain
    Catch her no matter what!
[00:13] Soldier Captain
    That way!
[00:14] Soldier C
    Yes, sir!
[00:16] Soldier A
    Wait! Don't go any further!
[00:18] Soldier Captain
    What's the matter?
[00:19] Soldier A
    Deep in this forest is the
    lair of the Demon Lord.
[00:22] Soldier Captain
    The Demon Lord?
[00:23] Solider A
    Yes. Rumor says he hates humans,
[00:26] Solider A
    and anyone who approaches his lair
    is subject to his vicious violence.
[00:31] Soldier Captain
    That's rather hard to believe...
[00:34] Soldier B
    This way!
[00:35] Soldier B
    A villager says he saw the wicked woman!
[00:38] Soldier Captain
    Is that true?!
[00:54] Charlotte/I
    I'm sorry, Natalia... for taking
    off without explanation.
[00:58] Charlotte/I
    But as long as I'm alive, I'm sure...
[01:07] Charlotte
    Natalia...
[01:15] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:43] Sign
    Naughty Encounter
[02:49] Allen
    "Wicked Woman from
    Neighboring Nation Goes Missing:
[02:51] Allen
    Did She Flee Abroad?"
[02:56] Allen
    This presence...
[03:08] Allen
    A monster?
[03:28] Allen/I
    She's light.
[03:30] Allen/I
    I'd thought she might be a runaway, but
    maybe she'd fled from her abductor?
[03:34] Allen/I
    For example...
[03:37] Allen
    From guys like these.
[03:41] Allen
    That's some greeting.
[03:43] Soldier Captain
    What?!
[03:44] Allen
    It's elementary illusionary magic.
[03:47] Allen
    From the Neruz Kingdom...
[03:49] Allen
    And personal guards working directly
    for the royal family at that.
[03:52] Allen
    So, what kind of business would someone
    of your status have around here?
[04:01] Soldier Captain
    Hand over that woman.
[04:04] Soldier Captain
    She's a major criminal who
    disgraced our nation.
[04:07] Allen
    She is?
[04:09] Soldier Captain
    I promise you, if you hand her over to
    us without fuss, we won't harm you.
[04:14] Soldier Captain
    But if you interfere, we'll have no mercy!
[04:18] Allen
    Hmm, I see.
[04:20] Allen
    If that's the case, then...
[04:22] Allen
    I refuse.
[04:26] Allen
    Between you shady lot and
    a poor, emaciated girl...
[04:30] Allen
    If anyone asks which side I'll be on,
    my answer's definitely the latter.
[04:34] Soldier Captain
    H-He can't use his hands!
[04:37] Soldier Captain
    Take him down all together!
[04:39] Allen/I
    "Ice Bind."
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[04:47] Soldier Captain
    A n-nonverbal spell?!
[04:54] Soldier Captain
    Your white and black hair!
[04:56] Soldier Captain
    Are you the Demon Lord who
    lives in this forest?!
[04:59] Soldier A
    The Demon Lord?!
[05:00] Soldier C
    The real one?!
[05:01] Allen
    No, not quite...
[05:04] Allen
    I'm the Great Demon Lord!
[05:05] Allen
    Phantom Dream!
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[05:10] Allen
    Let's see...
[05:14] Allen
    What happened here?
[05:16] Allen
    Tell me.
[05:18] Soldier Captain
    We've searched the forest thoroughly...
[05:21] Soldier A
    And the woman's trail was gone...
[05:24] Soldier B
    So we concluded that she was
    attacked by a monster...
[05:26] Soldier C
    And decided to go back home to report it.
[05:29] Allen
    Well done.
[05:40] Allen
    Their minds will soon be clear, and
    they'll have no memory of any of this.
[06:00] Allen
    This is the major criminal the
    whole country is looking for?
[06:03] Allen
    I find that hard to believe.
[06:06] Allen/I
    "Wicked Woman from
    Neighboring Nation Goes Missing."
[06:09] Allen/I
    "A Scheme That Unfolded in
    Neruz Kingdom," huh...?
[06:20] Allen
    You're awake?
[06:22] Charlotte
    W-Who might you be?
[06:24] Allen
    Drink this.
[06:25] Charlotte
    O-Okay...
[06:31] Allen
    Why did you collapse?
[06:33] Charlotte
    I got lost in the forest and
    saw a mansion in the distance.
[06:38] Charlotte
    I tried to get there, and...
[06:41] Allen
    This is that mansion.
[06:43] Allen
    The fiancée to Neruz Kingdom's second
    prince, Miss Charlotte Evans.
[06:50] Charlotte
    Th-That's not true.
[06:52] Charlotte
    I-I...
[06:54] Allen
    No need to be wary.
[06:56] Allen
    I can tell if someone is lying
    by looking into their eyes.
[07:00] Allen
    Charlotte, there's no trace
    of lies in your eyes.
[07:06] Allen
    Huh?!
[07:08] Allen
    Um, what's wrong?
[07:09] Allen
    Are you hurt somewhere?
[07:10] Charlotte
    You're... You're the first
    person to believe me...
[07:19] Allen
    Are you feeling better?
[07:20] Charlotte
    Yes...
[07:21] Allen
    Would you tell me why you
    were exiled, Charlotte?
[07:26] Charlotte
    It all happened so suddenly...
[07:35] (Flashback) Cecil
    Before we start the festivities,
    I have an announcement.
[07:38] (Flashback) Cecil
    Charlotte? Where is Charlotte?
[07:41] (Flashback) Noble A
    Who's Charlotte?
[07:42] (Flashback) Noble B
    She's a noble lady who has been betrothed
    to Prince Cecil for years now.
[07:47] (Flashback) Noble C
    I wasn't aware of her at all.
[07:50] (Flashback) Noble D
    Well, between you and me, there are rumors that she's the child of a mistress...
[07:54] (Flashback) Noble E
    I've never seen the two of them talk before.
[08:03] (Flashback) Cecil
    Charlotte, your evil deeds
    have come to light.
[08:10] Chrlotte/I
    I had nothing to do with
    any of the accusations.
[08:14] Chrlotte/I
    But no one questioned the
    words of Prince Cecil.
[08:18] (Flashback) Cecil
    Therefore, Charlotte Evans, I'm
    arresting you for treason.
[08:23] (Flashback) Charlotte
    What?! Why...?!
[08:25] (Flashback) Cecil
    And our engagement is off.
[08:28] (Flashback) Cecil
    Take the wicked woman to prison!
[08:30] (Flashback) Guards
    Yes, sir!
[08:33] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Wait! Please, believe me!
[08:37] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I didn't do anything!
[08:45] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I really didn't do anything...
[08:48] Allen/I
    It's clear that she was framed.
[08:51] Allen/I
    Either the prince didn't want to
    marry her, the child of a mistress,
[08:55] Allen/I
    or perhaps there's another woman.
[08:58] Charlotte
    But you don't need to hear
    someone like me blabbering on.
[09:01] Charlotte
    I truly appreciate your help.
[09:05] Charlotte
    I won't bother you anymore.
[09:08] Charlotte
    Before someone finds me
    here, I have to leave—
[09:10] Allen
    Are you good at cleaning?
[09:11] Charlotte
    Huh?
[09:13] Allen
    As you can see, I'm rather bad at it.
[09:16] Allen
    So?
[09:16] Charlotte
    Um, I think I can manage as
    well as an average person...
[09:21] Allen
    A perfect answer!
[09:23] Allen
    I'm going to give you a job!
[09:27] Allen
    The position is a live-in maid!
[09:29] Charlotte
    Huh?!
[09:30] Allen
    You'll be in charge of house chores.
[09:33] Allen
    Of course I'll pay you, and you
    get three meals plus snacks.
[09:36] Allen
    There are extra rooms here, so one
    more person isn't going to be—
[09:40] Charlotte
    E-Excuse me?
[09:41] Charlotte
    Were you listening to me just now?
[09:44] Charlotte
    I'm a wanted criminal!
[09:46] Allen/I
    That's true.
[09:48] Allen/I
    I live secluded deep in the forest, so
    I don't have to deal with other people.
[09:52] Allen/I
    So harboring a fugitive defeats that purpose.
[09:55] Allen/I
    Still...
[09:59] Allen
    The thing is, I've been betrayed by
    someone in the past, like you have.
[10:04] Charlotte
    Oh, you too?
[10:06] Allen
    I'm Allen. Allen Crawford.
[10:09] Allen
    Three years ago, I was invited
    to join a certain party.
[10:14] Allen
    Hoping for a fun adventure, I joined them.
[10:19] Allen
    However...
[10:22] Allen
    They used me to break the seal of a temple
[10:25] Allen
    to steal the treasure they were looking for,
[10:27] Allen
    and deserted me in front of a horde of monsters.
[10:29] Allen
    They only meant to take advantage of me!
[10:34] Charlotte
    Awful... That's just awful!
[10:37] Charlotte
    To betray a friend?!
[10:39] Allen/I
    H-How is she so pure?!
[10:42] Allen/I
    Believing in my story without hesitation?!
[10:45] Allen
    Back then, there was no
    one who would help me.
[10:49] Allen
    That's why I just can't leave you alone.
    I think we have a lot in common.
[10:54] Charlotte
    Allen...
[10:57] Charlotte
    I appreciate your concern.
[10:59] Charlotte
    But I will only cause you trouble.
[11:02] Charlotte
    I cannot accept your offer.
[11:04] Allen
    I see...
[11:05] Allen
    Then here's the last resort.
[11:10] Allen
    I just put a death curse on myself!
[11:14] Charlotte
    What?!
[11:16] Allen
    I won't lift the curse until
    you agree to work for me here!
[11:22] Allen
    In other words, my heart
    will stop in three minutes.
[11:27] Charlotte
    I beg your pardon?!
[11:28] Allen
    Now, you'd better make up your mind.
[11:31] Allen
    Otherwise, an innocent civilian
    will die because of you.
[11:36] Charlotte
    How did we get there?!
[11:38] Charlotte
    Also, you're talking like a villain,
[11:41] Charlotte
    but you're a nice person who's
    trying to save me, aren't you?
[11:46] Allen
    Obviously I'm nothing but virtuous!
[11:49] Allen
    Now, what say you, Charlotte?!
[11:51] Allen
    You have two minutes and 31 seconds!
[11:53] Allen
    If I may add...
[11:55] Allen
    It's getting harder to breathe...!
[11:58] Charlotte
    You must take better care of yourself!
[12:01] Allen/I
    And that's how I got Charlotte
    to agree to work here
[12:05] Allen/I
    at this residence in less than a minute.
[12:08] Sign
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    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
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    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:16] Charlotte
    Allen, um...
[12:19] Charlotte
    I'm finished.
[12:21] Allen
    Oh, wow! What an amazing job you've done!
[12:24] Allen
    It's hard to believe you're a
    noble lady from a Duke's family.
[12:27] Charlotte
    I did help out a lot at home.
[12:30] Allen/I
    When I rescued Charlotte, I
    saw how rough her hands were.
[12:34] Allen/I
    "Noble lady" was her title only,
[12:36] Allen/I
    and in reality, she was
    perhaps more like a servant.
[12:39] Charlotte
    Also, all I did was polish the floor.
[12:43] Charlotte
    You're the one who tidied
    stuff away using magic.
[12:47] Allen
    Right, because everything was burnable.
[12:50] Charlotte
    And you helped with cleaning the floor.
[12:53] Charlotte
    Am I really necessary?
[12:55] Allen
    Of course you are.
[12:57] Allen
    You saw how messy the room was earlier.
[13:00] Allen
    As you can see, I have
    zero housekeeping skills.
[13:03] Allen
    Left alone, I don't even think of cleaning.
[13:07] Charlotte
    Th-That's not something
    you should be proud of...
[13:10] Allen
    It's the truth.
[13:12] Charlotte
    It may be so, but...
[13:14] Charlotte
    Um, what would you like me to do next?
[13:19] Allen
    Let's see...
[13:22] Allen
    For now, nothing.
[13:24] Charlotte
    Huh?
[13:25] Allen
    Do whatever you like until dinner.
[13:29] Charlotte
    Don't you think I'd steal from you?
[13:32] Allen
    There's no worry there.
[13:33] Allen
    I went shopping in town yesterday
    to buy a bunch of stuff,
[13:36] Allen
    so there's not much cash in this house.
[13:38] Charlotte
    I'm sorry you had to buy things for me...
[13:41] Allen
    It's called an initial investment.
[13:43] Allen
    Don't worry about it.
[13:44] Allen
    You can read books from the library
    or do gardening in the yard.
[13:49] Allen
    Do whatever you like.
[13:59] Allen
    I have to do some work.
[14:02] Allen
    Do not disturb me.
[14:06] Charlotte
    Of course...
[14:11] Allen/I
    I can't ignore someone in trouble,
    but I hate being social.
[14:15] Allen/I
    She may feel a debt of gratitude to me now,
[14:17] Allen/I
    but in time, she'll be fed
    up with me and leave.
[14:21] Allen/I
    When the time is right, perhaps I'll
    leave some money in a conspicuous place.
[14:26] Allen/I
    Now, it's time for one
    of my very few hobbies.
[14:30] Allen/I
    Here's the research paper on magical theory
    that was presented a few days ago.
[14:33] Allen/I
    I'll find holes in it and riddle
    it with my corrections!
[14:39] Allen/I
    Apparently, they fear me as the "Red Pen Devil" at academic conferences.
[14:44] Allen/I
    Which gets me even more excited
    to meet their expectations.
[14:53] Allen
    Oh, look at the time.
[14:57] Allen
    Time to turn on the lights.
[15:00] Allen
    Whoa!
[15:01] Charlotte
    20511... 20512...
[15:03] Allen
    Ch-Charlotte, what are you doing?
[15:06] Charlotte
    Allen.
[15:07] Charlotte
    Since you said I could do anything I liked,
[15:10] Charlotte
    I was counting the grains in the wood floor.
[15:13] Allen/I
    The grains in what?!
[15:14] Allen/I
    Even if you are bored to death,
    who would actually do that?!
[15:19] Allen
    Charlotte, there's something
    I'd like to ask you.
[15:22] Allen
    Do you have hobbies?
[15:23] Charlotte
    Hobbies?
[15:25] Charlotte
    Hm, nothing in particular.
[15:28] Allen
    Th-Then what did you do in
    your free time at home?
[15:32] Charlotte
    Um, when I wasn't doing my bridal training,
    I was cleaning and mending clothes.
[15:38] Charlotte
    So I really didn't have any free time.
[15:40] Allen/I
    What a sad thing to say with a smile!
[15:43] Allen
    Then what did you enjoy about your
    bridal training or whatever it was?
[15:47] Charlotte
    Well, I didn't particularly "enjoy" it, since I
    got yelled at all the time for making mistakes.
[15:54] Allen
    Th-Then tell me any of your recent fond memories?
[15:57] Charlotte
    I do have that!
[15:58] Allen
    Oh!
[16:00] Charlotte
    Two months ago, Natalia... my
    little sister gave me some fruit.
[16:04] Charlotte
    It was a little bruised,
[16:06] Charlotte
    but I don't get to eat such treats
    very often, so I was very happy—
[16:10] Charlotte
    Um, Allen? Why does your face look so scary?
[16:14] Allen
    This is the face I was born with!
[16:16] Allen
    Don't worry about it!
[16:18] Allen/I
    Even I got to enjoy fun times at
    the magical academy every day,

[16:21] Allen/I
    like making professors tear up by
    bombarding them with questions,
[16:28] Allen/I
    and blowing up classrooms
    in potion experiments.
[16:31] Allen/I
    She should be having the
    best time of her life.
[16:34] Allen/I
    And yet, she has no hobbies or
    fun memories. Not to mention...
[16:40] Allen
    Okay, I've decided!
[16:41] Allen
    Charlotte, I'm going to give you a crash
    course on all things naughty in the world!
[16:47] Charlotte
    I beg your pardon?
[16:50] Allen
    I'm home!
[16:52] Charlotte
    Um, what is all this?
[16:55] Charlotte
    You said you didn't have much cash...
[16:59] Allen
    Have no fear.
[17:00] Allen
    I sold my magical equipment.
[17:02] Allen
    It sold for a sizable amount of money.
[17:04] Allen
    Do you remember that I told you I was going
[17:06] Allen
    to give you a crash course on all
    things naughty in the world?
[17:09] Charlotte
    Yes, you did say that, but...
[17:11] Charlotte
    What do you mean by "naughty"?
[17:13] Allen
    It means joy and pleasure.
[17:15] Allen
    But what I meant by that is...
[17:18] Allen
    The immoral type of pleasure.
[17:22] Allen
    Naughty things are fun.
[17:25] Allen
    Addictingly so.
[17:29] Allen
    You are an honest and genuine
    person, a rarity these days.
[17:33] Allen
    I bet you've never spoken up
    against the Duke's family?
[17:37] Charlotte
    I mean... they're nice enough to let
    me stay there, so I wouldn't dare...
[17:43] Allen/I
    Speaking like they're her
    master, not her family.
[17:47] Allen/I
    It's unhealthy if you ask me. So...
[17:50] Allen
    I shall teach you something naughty.
[17:55] Allen
    You will indulge in pleasure, turning into
    a beast that loses herself to impulses!
[18:01] Charlotte
    You are scaring me, Allen!
[18:04] Charlotte
    Also... we are not supposed
    to do bad things!
[18:08] Allen
    Don't you worry, we won't
    do anything illegal.
[18:11] Allen
    We'll do something naughty
    that even virtuous wives,
[18:14] Allen
    strict teachers, and exemplary
    clergies get obsessed with.
[18:19] Charlotte
    What is that naughty thing?
[18:23] Allen
    I will teach you.
[18:24] Allen
    Now, burn this into your memory!
[18:26] Allen
    The first naughty thing is...
[18:32] Charlotte
    Cakes?
[18:33] Allen
    It's too soon to be surprised.
[18:38] Charlotte
    Um... what's this?
[18:41] Allen
    Today's dinner!
[18:42] Allen
    Eat, drink, and be merry
    to your heart's content!
[18:45] Allen
    This is today's naughty thing!
[18:49] Charlotte
    What?!
[18:50] Charlotte
    B-B-But this is bad, Allen!
[18:53] Charlotte
    You have to eat a proper dinner!
[18:55] Charlotte
    If you only eat sweets, it'll
    lead to an unbalanced diet!
[18:58] Allen
    Hm, an exemplary response as I expected.
[19:02] Allen
    That makes it worth corrupting you.
[19:05] Allen
    They didn't feed you properly
    at the Duke's, did they?
[19:09] Charlotte
    That's...
[19:10] Allen/I
    They must have treated her
    as family on the surface,
[19:12] Allen/I
    but in reality handled her like a servant.
[19:16] Allen
    I was told this is the most
    popular menu item at the store.
[19:18] Allen
    Here, a sweet cake!
[19:22] Charlotte
    B-But! You can't have a cake for dinner!
[19:26] Charlotte
    And I can't possibly be
    indebted to you even more...
[19:30] Allen
    Hmm... but it is such a pretty cake.
[19:34] Allen
    How would the pâtissier
    feel if you didn't eat it?
[19:37] Allen
    Plus, who is your employer right now?
[19:41] Charlotte
    It's you, Allen...
[19:43] Allen
    Exactly!
[19:44] Allen
    And you must obey your employer's orders!
[19:48] Allen
    So today, you must have
    your fill of these cakes.
[19:50] Allen
    That's your job.
[19:52] Charlotte
    That's crazy...
[19:54] Allen
    If you plan to resist more, then
    I'll put on the death curse again...
[19:59] Allen
    on myself, of course!
[20:01] Charlotte
    I told you to please take
    better care of yourself!
[20:04] Charlotte
    Okay, fine.
[20:06] Charlotte
    I will gratefully eat it!
[20:07] Allen
    That's what you should
    have done to begin with.
[20:10] Charlotte
    Well then, thank you for the food.
[20:12] Charlotte
    But...
[20:14] Charlotte
    Please take your pick first, Allen.
[20:17] Charlotte
    I'll take whatever is left.
[20:19] Allen
    No, I don't like sweets.
[20:22] Charlotte
    What?!
[20:23] Charlotte
    Did you buy all of these for me, then?
[20:26] Allen
    You just realized that?
[20:28] Charlotte
    And you had to come up with money to do so?!
[20:30] Charlotte
    W-Why did you do something like that?!
[20:33] Allen
    Why?
[20:34] Allen
    Because I thought it
    would make you happy...?
[20:39] Allen
    What's the matter?
[20:40] Allen
    Do you not like sweets either?
[20:42] Charlotte
    O-Oh no, I love them!
[20:44] Allen
    Then start eating already.
[20:46] Charlotte
    Okay...
[20:48] Charlotte
    For me...
[20:55] Allen
    H-How is it?
[20:56] Allen
    Is it good?
[20:58] Charlotte
    It's delicious...
[20:59] Allen
    Is that so?
[21:03] Allen
    You didn't like the taste?
[21:05] Charlotte
    N-No, that's not it.
[21:08] Charlotte
    For someone to do something
    like this for me...
[21:13] Charlotte
    To be nice to me...
[21:16] Charlotte
    I've never experienced that before.
[21:19] Charlotte
    Is someone like me allowed to be this happy?
[21:26] Allen
    Stop being ridiculous.
[21:28] Allen
    You think this is happiness?
[21:30] Allen
    Don't make me laugh.
[21:31] Allen
    This is only the beginning.
[21:34] Allen
    Starting now, I will teach you every
    single pleasure in this world.
[21:38] Allen
    You can yell and cry, but
    I will show no mercy.
[21:43] Allen
    I have decided.
[21:44] Allen
    I'll stuff you with delicious food and
    take you to many places around the world.
[21:49] Allen
    I'll make you experience fun and happy
    things until you're bored of it.
[21:53] Allen
    And eventually, I'll turn you into
    someone who can proudly say that
[21:56] Allen
    you're the happiest person in the world.
[21:59] Charlotte
    Why are you being so nice to
    a total stranger like me?
[22:04] Allen
    Beats me.
[22:05] Allen
    I don't know why.
[22:06] Allen
    But if I'm going to do it,
    I will do so thoroughly!
[22:10] Allen
    I swear to you!
[22:11] Allen
    As long as you are by my side,
[22:14] Allen
    I'm going to teach you everything there is
    to know about the naughty things in the world.
[22:18] Charlotte
    B-But, I don't have any way
    to return your favor!
[22:21] Allen
    There is no need for that.
[22:23] Allen
    Just think that you're being forced
    to go along with my hobby.
[22:29] Charlotte
    You are kind, yet so strange.
[22:32] Allen
    Here, there's more.
[22:34] Allen
    Eat up.
[22:35] Charlotte
    I can't eat that much.
[22:37] Charlotte
    Would you like some, Allen?
[22:39] Allen
    I told you I don't like...
[22:43] Allen
    I mean...
[22:44] Allen
    I'd hate for it to go to waste,
    so I'll have some with you.
[22:47] Charlotte
    Yes! I'm sure it'd be much
    tastier if we eat it together!
[22:53] Allen
    Hmm, it's not so bad.
[22:56] Allen
    Here, you try this too.
[22:58] Allen
    Ah...
[23:03] Charlotte
    It's tasty...
[23:06] Allen
    Th-That's good to hear...
[23:11] Allen/I
    I don't like to be social, but
    I guess I'll have to try.
[23:17] Allen
    Come on, don't be shy.
[23:25] Gosetsu
    So that's the Demon Lord...
[23:30] Allen
    Listen, Charlotte.
[23:31] Allen
    When the fist makes contact,
    you turn your wrist in!
[23:34] Allen
    Hit it, hit it, hit it!
SIGN    Next Episode: "Naughty Way to Release Stress."
[23:36] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:36] Sign
    Naughty Way to Release Stress
[23:37] Charlotte
    What is this training for?!

Season 1

E2 - Naughty Way to Release Stress

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[00:03] Allen/I
    To me, Charlotte was just a stranger
    I happened to come across.
[00:08] Allen/I
    Until yesterday.
[00:10] (Flashback) Allen
    Charlotte, I'm going to give you a crash
    course on all things naughty in the world!
[00:15] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I beg your pardon?
[00:16] (Flashback) Allen
    The first naughty thing is...
[00:24] Allen/I
    I never expected her to be
    so ecstatic over cakes.
[00:32] Allen/I
    She says she'll finish the cakes little by
    little since I preserved them with magic.
[00:39] Allen
    But simple food is too boring!
[00:42] Allen
    I need more.
[00:44] Allen
    I must give her more of what
    she's never experienced before.
[00:51] Allen
    I know just the thing.
[01:00] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:28] Sign
    Naughty Way to Release Stress
[02:33] Allen
    My goodness.
[02:35] Allen
    When did I fall asleep?
[02:39] Allen
    But I came up with so many great plans.
[02:42] Allen
    It was worth spending time on it.
[02:46] Allen
    This is the naughty list I compiled,
    after staying up all night!
[02:52] Allen
    It's the clever scheme my
    genius brain has created!
[02:55] Allen
    I'm sure Charlotte will be overjoyed!
SIGN    Summon lots of fluffy monsters and pet them to heart's content
SIGN    Create magic equipment using a lot of rare and precious materials
SIGN    Shove all the fools who oppose me into the full course of living hell
SIGN    Push on the dominos still in progress with magic and let them fall
SIGN    Write an epoch-making magical theory
SIGN    Construct a ginormous sandcastle
    in a sand box using magic
[03:04] Allen
    Wh-What are these?!
[03:07] Allen
    I'd be the only one who'd
    be happy with these plans.
[03:10] Allen
    I'd better create some more...
[03:17] Charlotte
    Good morning, Allen.
[03:19] Charlotte
    You're up early.
[03:20] Allen
    Yes, I fell asleep in the study...
[03:23] Allen/I
    I better keep quiet about the notebook
    I stayed up all night making!
[03:27] Charlotte
    Allen, did you not sleep
    last night because of work?
[03:31] Charlotte
    I saw you yawning earlier.
[03:34] Charlotte
    It's bad for your health.
[03:36] Allen
    R-Right, so I'm going to bed now.
[03:40] Allen
    Please have breakfast without me.
[03:42] Charlotte
    O-Of course.
[03:44] Charlotte
    Should I wake you up for lunch?
[03:46] Allen
    Please.
[03:48] Allen
    By the way, what is that?
[03:50] Charlotte
    Oh, it's a broom.
[03:51] Charlotte
    I am going to clean up the entrance.
[03:55] Allen/I
    I guess I had a worn-out one here...
[03:59] Charlotte
    Was I not supposed to?
[04:00] Allen
    Oh, it's not a problem.
[04:04] Allen
    But you already cleaned the assigned places.
[04:06] Allen
    I didn't ask you to do that much.
[04:09] Charlotte
    Since I'm in your debt, I thought
    I should make myself useful.
[04:15] Allen/I
    She is so diligent.
[04:17] Allen/I
    Her eyes, the glow of her skin, her breathing,
    everything says she's healthy.
[04:21] Allen/I
    I guess I can let her clean...
[04:26] Allen
    It's okay to take it easy in the morning.
[04:30] Charlotte
    Yes, but I'm used to this routine.
[04:33] Allen
    Oh, okay...
[04:36] Allen
    Were you cleaning every day when
    you were at the Duke's mansion?
[04:42] Allen/I
    No matter how horrible,
    her family is nobility.
[04:45] Allen/I
    They must have had countless servants.
[04:48] Allen/I
    If they still made her clean, then the
    reason must be rather unpleasant.
[04:55] Allen/I
    She was treated as less than a servant,
[04:57] Allen/I
    not to mention exiled from the country
    for a crime she didn't commit...
[05:02] Sign
    GRR
[05:03] Charlotte
    Oh, Allen?!
[05:03] Sign
    GRR
[05:04] Sign
    GRR
[05:05] Sign
    GRR
[05:06] Charlotte
    Um, sleep well!
[05:08] Charlotte
    I'll try to clean quietly.
[05:14] Allen
    She never speaks ill of others.
[05:17] Allen
    Not a word of resentment about her family or
    the ex-fiancé of a prince, who framed her.
[05:23] Allen
    If it were me, I would completely and
    thoroughly crush all of them to pieces...
[05:32] Allen
    It's not that she doesn't resent them.
[05:34] Allen
    She just doesn't see them as objects
    of resentment, I guess?
[05:37] Allen
    Even though she has something to say,
    she hesitates to say it out loud...
[05:42] Allen
    That's what it felt like.
[05:44] Allen
    What lies at the bottom of it is probably
    her fear towards them and her low self-esteem.
[05:52] Miacha
    Good Mornin—
[05:54] Miacha
    Hello? Who do we have here, nya?
[05:56] Charlotte
    Oh, um...
[05:58] Allen
    Scramble!
[05:59] Allen
    Hold on a minute!
[06:03] Charlotte
    Allen?
[06:08] Allen
    Pardon me.
[06:09] Allen
    This is a new maid I hired recently.
[06:12] Allen
    She's a rather shy—
[06:13] Miacha
    Nice to meet you!
[06:14] Miacha
    Our motto's "Speedy, Safe, and Super cute"!
[06:17] Miacha
    I'm Miacha, a courier with
    Satyros Shipping Company, nya!
[06:22] Allen
    She delivers my mail.
[06:26] Charlotte
    Oh, um...
[06:28] Charlotte
    N-Nice to meet you.
[06:30] Miacha
    Well, I didn't realize you were resourceful
    enough to hire a maid, Demon Lord.
[06:35] Charlotte
    D-Demon Lord?!
[06:38] Allen
    It's just my nickname.
[06:40] Allen
    How disrespectful.
[06:41] Miacha
    Demon Lord, your maid
    looks somehow familiar...
[06:47] Miacha
    More precisely, in the recent paper...
[06:53] Allen/I
    That reaction!
[06:55] Allen/I
    It's as good as admitting it.
[06:57] Allen/I
    Let's try and smooth things over...
[07:00] Allen/I
    If need be, I would—
[07:01] Allen
    Miacha, I can explain.
[07:04] Miacha
    Demon Lord, there's nothing
    to worry about, nya!
[07:06] Miacha
    At Satyros Shipping Company, the
    customers' needs comes first, nya!
[07:10] Miacha
    So it's none of my business who the maid
    at one of our customers' homes is!
[07:17] Allen
    I appreciate it.
[07:18] Miacha
    I have no idea what you mean, nya.
[07:21] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you.
[07:25] Miacha
    Don't mention it, nya!
[07:27] Miacha
    Neruz Kingdom is outside
    of our service area, nya!
[07:32] Allen
    What if it were within your service area?
[07:34] Miacha
    Hmm...
[07:35] Allen
    What's that face?
[07:36] Miacha
    Who knows?
[07:36] Sign
    Nya-ha
[07:36] Sign
    Nya-ha
[07:38] Allen/I
    This reaction says it could
    have gone south...?!
[07:41] Miacha
    Here's your delivery for today, nya!
[07:44] Allen
    Miacha, can I ask you to take a package?
[07:47] Miacha
    Of course, nya!
[07:49] Charlotte
    What's that?
[07:51] Allen
    It's the potion I deliver
    to the magic store in town.
[07:54] Allen
    Please be careful not to break the bottles.
[07:56] Miacha
    Of course, nya!
[07:58] Miacha
    Your potion is in high demand
    because it's excellent!
[08:02] Charlotte
    Allen, I didn't know that you make
    a living by selling potions...
[08:06] Miacha
    Why won't you live in town, nya?
[08:08] Miacha
    It'd be easier to make money that way.
[08:12] Allen
    There are people...
[08:14] Allen
    There are too many people in the city.
[08:19] Miacha
    You still don't like being
    around people, nya?
[08:21] Miacha
    You're young, so you've
    got to live a little!
[08:24] Allen
    That's none of your business!
[08:27] Miacha
    I-It's because your face looks so scary
    that people in town call you Demon Lord!
[08:31] Allen
    Say what?!
[08:34] Allen
    Well, I guess it's only natural people
    talk about an evil-looking sorcerer
[08:39] Allen
    living on the outskirts of the city...
[08:42] (Flashback) Child A
    It's up ahead, right?
[08:44] (Flashback) Child A
    The lair of the Demon Lord?
[08:45] (Flashback) Child B
    Yeah, he lives in the woods.
[08:49] (Flashback) Child B
    I hear he casts a spell on
    anyone who approaches his house
[08:52] (Flashback) Child B
    and turns them into puppets.
[08:54] (Flashback) Child A
    I bet there's lots of puppets
    displayed in his lair!
[08:59] (Flashback) Child B
    Exactly!
[09:00] (Flashback) Child C
    L-Let's not do this.
[09:02] (Flashback) Child C
    We're forbidden to go into
    the woods alone anyhow...
[09:04] (Flashback) Child A
    Don't be a chicken. Let's go!
[09:06] Child B
    Y-Yeah, don't be a chicken...
[09:07] (Flashback) Child A
    I'll defeat the Demon Lord myself!
[09:10] (Flashback) Allen
    Hey, brats.
[09:13] (Flashback) Allen
    It's not very safe around
    here, so be caref—
[09:16] (Flashback) Child A; B; C
    Ah! It's the Demon Lord!
[09:20] Allen
    Because of my unsettling nickname,
    kids come here as a test of courage.
[09:25] Allen
    I'm just living my life quietly over here...
[09:28] Charlotte
    So, "Demon Lord" really
    is just your nickname...
[09:31] Allen
    Of course it is.
[09:33] Allen
    I'm just a simple sorcerer.
[09:35] Miacha
    You hate people, but you can't
    abandon those in need...
[09:40] Miacha
    "Anti-social Mr. Nice Guy"
    is too complicated, nya.
[09:43] Miacha
    It's high time you find hobbies
    or a purpose for living, nya.
[09:47] Allen
    I said that's none of your business...
[09:52] Allen
    Listen, Miacha. I believe your company
    also handles mail order business, right?
[09:57] Miacha
    That's right, nya!
[09:58] Miacha
    We carry daily necessities, but I can get
    a hold of anything if you request it!
[10:05] Miacha
    Here are the catalogues!
[10:07] Allen
    You're reliable as ever.
[10:09] Allen
    Let's see...
[10:11] Allen
    Hmm, I see.
[10:13] Allen
    This is perfect.
[10:15] Allen
    Here, Charlotte.
[10:17] Charlotte
    Y-Yes?
[10:18] Allen
    I think I bought most of
    the daily necessities yesterday,
[10:21] Allen
    but make a list of whatever
    else you may need from there.
[10:24] Allen
    I'll place an order.
[10:26] Allen
    I don't know what ladies might need.
[10:29] Charlotte
    Yes.
[10:31] Miacha
    Is that all?
[10:33] Charlotte
    Yes! Thank you very much.
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:33] Sign
    EXCITED
[10:37] Charlotte
    Allen, I will pay you back.
[10:40] Allen
    No, there's no need. Don't worry.
[10:42] Charlotte
    What?! No, I couldn't impose on you!
[10:44] Charlotte
    You bought me cakes last night, and...
[10:47] Allen
    It's fine.
[10:48] Allen
    Just order whatever you want.
[10:50] Allen
    If I detect a hint of hesitation...
[10:52] Charlotte
    What then?
[10:54] Allen
    I will buy every single
    item in this catalogue.
[10:58] Charlotte
    Why do you have to be so extreme?!
[11:01] Allen
    You'd better choose what
    you want, you hear me?
[11:03] Charlotte
    O-Okay, I will!
[11:09] Charlotte
    Miacha...?
[11:10] Miacha
    Ms. Maid, you have it rough, nya.
[11:13] Miacha
    If you want to stop the tyranny of the
    Demon Lord, you gotta tell him off, nya!
[11:17] Charlote
    N-No, I'm in his debt, so
    I couldn't possibly...
[11:22] Miacha
    No?! If it were me...
[11:24] Miacha
    I'd give him a taste of my killer cat-punch
    for his arrogant attitude, nya!
[11:29] Miacha
    Listen.
[11:30] Miacha
    This is the best way to forget bad
    things and release stress-nya.
[11:34] Allen
    What a way to talk about
    your loyal customer...
[11:37] Charlotte
    Miacha!
[11:39] Allen
    That's it!
[11:48] Allen/I
    This is how I determined the next
    naughty thing to teach Charlotte.
[11:53] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:00] Miacha
    I've come to deliver your order, nya!
[12:06] Miacha
    These are the items Lottie ordered, nya!
[12:09] Allen
    Very good, thank you.
[12:12] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you very much!
[12:15] Miacha
    I'm certain you will like it, Lottie, nya!
[12:19] Miacha
    Please put it to good use, nya!
[12:19] Allen/I
    That's what she calls Charlotte now?
[12:21] Charlotte
    I will.
[12:21] Allen/I
    Looks like Miacha is
    totally attached to her.
[12:24] Miacha
    And here is the item you
    ordered, Demon Lord!
[12:29] Charlotte
    What is this?
[12:31] Allen
    Hm, I can see it's a quality item.
[12:36] Miacha
    Anyhow, what are you planning
    to do with this, Demon Lord?
[12:41] Allen
    Use it, obviously.
[12:42] Miacha
    What?! But you don't seem like the active type.
[12:45] Allen
    No, no, not me.
[12:49] Allen
    It's for Charlotte.
[12:51] Charlotte
    Wait, me?!
[12:52] Miacha
    Wow, Lottie is more active than she looks!
[12:56] Charlotte
    Wh-What exactly did you buy?
[13:02] Allen
    Behold.
[13:03] Allen
    I have prepared something
    I'm sure you'll love!
[13:12] Allen
    What do you think?
[13:12] Charlotte
    U-Um... what's this?
[13:14] Miacha
    That's a punching sand bag, nya!
[13:16] Miacha
    It's sports equipment used for boxing
    practice and exercises, nya!
[13:22] Charlotte
    Wait, um, please hold on!
[13:25] Charlotte
    Wh-Why should I be the one to use this?
[13:28] Charlotte
    Oh, maybe it's for physical exercise...?
[13:31] Allen
    Close, but not quite.
[13:33] Allen
    This is today's naughty thing!
[13:36] Charlotte
    N-Naughty thing...
[13:39] Allen
    That's right.
[13:41] Miacha
    Why's he trying to look cool?
[13:44] Miacha
    What do you mean by "naughty thing," nya?
[13:45] Miacha
    Is it a kind of play?
[13:47] Allen/Charlotte
    P-Play?
[13:49] Miacha
    Demon Lord, that's terrible, nya!
[13:52] Miacha
    With such an innocent and sweet girl...
[13:54] Allen
    What are you imagining?!
[13:56] Allen
    I won't do anything dangerous!
[14:01] Allen
    You're all set.
[14:03] Allen
    Now it's time to release your stress!
[14:06] Allen
    Punch this as hard as you can!
[14:08] Charlotte
    Th-This is...
[14:10] Charlotte
    My...
[14:11] Allen
    Yes, your "former" fiancé.
[14:18] Allen
    What you need isn't to accept everything.
[14:22] Allen
    It's to be angry.
[14:23] Charlotte
    To be angry?
[14:25] Allen
    That's right.
[14:26] Allen
    Sometimes being patient is necessary, but
    it is just as necessary to let yourself go.
[14:31] Allen
    Otherwise, you will eventually fall apart.
[14:34] Allen/I
    The emotions you ignore won't disappear.
[14:37] Allen/I
    They lurk in the bottom of your heart,
[14:39] Allen/I
    and eventually
    overflow to destroy you.
[14:42] Allen/I
    I don't want Charlotte to go through that.
[14:45] Allen
    Well, anyone would hesitate if
    they were told to hit something.
[14:50] Allen
    But soon enough, it becomes addictive...
[14:53] Miacha
    Why do you have to phrase
    it like a villain?!
[14:57] Charlotte
    B-But I'm not angry...
[15:01] Allen
    To find that photo, I looked
    through many newspapers.
[15:06] Allen
    I learned how you were treated
    as a villain in Neruz Kingdom,
[15:10] Allen
    and it frustrated me.
[15:11] Allen
    They took everything from you,
    they trampled on your dignity,
[15:14] Allen
    and you no longer have a place
    to stay in that country.
[15:17] Allen
    How are you not angry?
[15:19] Charlotte
    I'm sure the prince had a good reason.
[15:24] Allen
    If there was a good reason, then it's
    okay to toss you away like a rag?
[15:29] Allen
    You'll forgive their horrible
    behavior towards you?
[15:32] Miacha
    Demon Lord, perhaps that's
    overstepping a little...
[15:35] Charlotte
    It can't be helped.
[15:37] Charlotte
    I owe my family for raising me until now.
[15:41] Charlotte
    And I feel bad for the prince for
    having someone like me as a fiancée.
[15:48] Charlotte
    I can't resent them...
[15:52] Allen/I
    It looks like the root
    of the problem is rather deep.
[15:55] Allen/I
    Agh! Why?! My plan should have been perfect!
[16:00] Allen/I
    Here's the plan I came up with:
    First, let Charlotte realize her resentment.
SIGN    Let Charlotte realize
    her resentment
[16:03] Sign
    GRRR
[16:05] Charlotte
    I can't forgive him!
SIGN    Storm into the Neruz
    Kingdom and uncover
    the prince's evil deeds
[16:07] Allen/I
    Second, storm into the Neruz Kingdom and
    uncover the prince's evil deeds.
[16:11] Cecil
    H-How did you know?!
SIGN    Charlotte proves her
    innocence, and the
    bad guys are captured
[16:14] Allen/I
    Third, Charlotte proves her innocence,
    and the bad guys are captured.
[16:19] Cecil
    You'll pay for this!
SIGN    All problems are
    solved, and she lives
    happily ever after
[16:21] Allen/I
    Fourth, all problems are solved,
    and she lives happily ever after.
[16:24] Charlotte
    We did it, Allen!
[16:26] Allen/I
    But this won't be enough
    to heal Charlotte's heart.
[16:31] Allen/I
    She hasn't faced her feelings yet.
[16:34] Allen/I
    She's gotten too used to suppressing them.
[16:38] Allen/I
    At this rate, even if the prince is
    condemned, she'll probably blame herself for it.
[16:45] Miacha
    Excuse me, Demon Lord...?
[16:48] Miacha
    I don't think it's classy of me to stick my
    nose into other people's family business,
[16:54] Miacha
    but I believe you should leave
    it alone for a little bit, nya.
[16:58] Allen
    I agree with you there, more or less.
[17:00] Miacha
    More or less?
[17:01] Allen/I
    Charlotte's wound is deep.
[17:04] Allen/I
    But it's not in my nature to
    wait and let time heal it!
[17:10] Allen
    Charlotte.
[17:11] Charlotte
    Y-Yes...?
[17:14] Allen
    Instead of the sand bag... instead
    of the sand bag, you should hit me!
[17:20] Charlotte
    I beg your pardon?
[17:24] Allen
    You didn't hear me?
[17:26] Allen
    I told you to hit me.
[17:28] Charlotte
    Well, I heard you loud and clear, but...
[17:28] Sign
    PANICKY
[17:28] Sign
    PANICKY
[17:31] Miacha
    Demon Lord, I didn't know you
    were into that as well, nya!
[17:35] Allen
    Don't get me wrong.
[17:37] Allen
    This is one of the naughty things.
[17:39] Allen
    Come on, Charlotte.
[17:41] Allen
    Just hit me as hard as you can—
[17:43] Charlotte
    I-I could never do such a thing!
[17:45] Allen
    Charlotte...
[17:46] Charlotte
    I owe you so much, Allen.
[17:49] Charlotte
    The idea of hitting you is just—
[17:50] Allen
    It's not a matter of if you can do it.
[17:53] Allen
    You will do it.
[18:16] Charlotte
    A-Allen?!
[18:20] Charlotte
    Wh-What was that just now?!
[18:22] Charlotte
    My glove moved on its own...
[18:25] Allen
    It's my magic.
[18:27] Allen
    I manipulated your right arm to hit me.
[18:31] Allen
    I tried to reproduce the corkscrew
    punch of a professional boxer.
[18:35] Allen
    Charlotte, that was a good punch.
[18:38] Miacha
    What am I being made to watch, nya?!
[18:42] Charlotte
    Blood?! You're bleeding!
[18:46] Allen
    It's not a big deal.
[18:49] Allen
    Listen, Charlotte.
[18:51] Allen
    I want you to know this.
[18:52] Charlotte
    Y-Yes?
[18:54] Allen
    No matter how much you punch me,
    step on me, curse and call me names...
[18:59] Allen
    Whatever happens, I will never abandon you.
[19:03] Allen
    I'm on your side, Charlotte.
[19:07] Allen
    This isn't the household you used to live in.
[19:09] Allen
    You're allowed to feel
    anything and say anything.
[19:12] Allen
    You are free.
[19:15] Charlotte
    Free...?
[19:18] Charlotte
    Did you make me punch you
    just to tell me that?!
[19:21] Allen
    Of course I did.
[19:23] Allen
    You wouldn't change your mind
    if I didn't go this far.
[19:26] Charlotte
    Still...
[19:28] Charlotte
    I can't believe you'd resort
    to such a desperate act!
SIGN    TREMBLE
SIGN    TREMBLE
SIGN    TREMBLE
[19:32] Allen/I
    Look at that.
[19:34] Allen/I
    She can be angry when she wants to.
[19:36] Allen
    Y-You may think that, but an injury of
    this level can be healed right away.
[19:41] Allen
    Here, watch.
[19:47] Allen
    There's nothing that cannot be undone.
[19:49] Allen
    So I want you to be unafraid
    of anything and everything.
[19:53] Charlotte
    Allen...
[19:55] Charlotte
    However!
[19:57] Charlotte
    It doesn't change the fact
    that you got hurt, does it?!
[20:00] Allen
    Um, well, that is true...
[20:03] Miacha
    What is this conversation...?
[20:06] Charlotte
    Please don't do anything
    like this ever again.
[20:10] Charlotte
    My poor heart can't take it!
[20:17] Allen
    O-Okay!
[20:19] Allen
    I promise.
[20:23] Charlotte
    I've been living my life, being
    afraid of a lot of things.
[20:27] Charlotte
    But not anymore, right?
[20:29] Allen
    That's right.
[20:31] Charlotte
    I will try my best!
[20:33] Charlotte
    It may not come right away, but I want to
    be able to say what I'm thinking out loud!
[20:40] Allen
    Right. There's no need to rush.
[20:43] Allen
    I'll be by your side no
    matter how long it takes.
[20:47] Allen/I
    It's wildly different from the initial plan,
    but Charlotte can now make a fresh start.
[20:53] Allen/I
    I will watch over her.
[20:55] Miacha
    What a nice story, nya...
[20:59] Allen
    Miacha, I'm sorry.
[21:01] Allen
    I made you deliver this...
[21:04] Allen
    But looks like it might be a while
    until there's a need for it.
[21:07] Miacha
    Oh no, please don't mention it, nya!
[21:10] Miacha
    I would appreciate your continued
    patronage at Satyros Shipping Company though!
[21:15] Allen
    Yes, of course that's my plan.
[21:16] Allen
    Why do you ask?
[21:17] Miacha
    I mean... I'm sure you'd be in need of
    all sorts of items in the future, nya!
[21:22] Miacha
    A double bed, rings, and soon
    you'll need baby stuff, nya.
[21:27] Miacha
    It's my time to shine as a courier, nya!
[21:31] Allen
    Why would I need stuff like that...?
[21:33] Charlotte
    I don't know.
[21:40] Miacha
    Let's see, what else...?
[21:53] Eruca
    I found you.
[21:55] Eruca
    You're not getting away anymore...
[23:30] Miacha
    What kind of naughty thing
    will they do next?
[23:33] Allen
    I hope you're not imagining
    something inappropriate.
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty Show Down
[23:36] Allen
    Next episode, "Naughty Show Down."
[23:37] Miacha
    There's a lot to look forward to, nya!

Season 1

E3 - Naughty Showdown

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[00:02] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[01:30] Sign
    Naughty Show Down
[01:37] Allen
    Charlotte, would you like coffee or tea?
[01:42] Charlotte
    I'll take whatever you're having.
[01:49] Allen
    I'm having this super special,
    nasty, nutritious potion.
[01:52] Allen
    Are you sure you want the same?
[01:55] Charlotte
    I'll have tea!
[01:58] Allen
    Didn't I tell you to be honest?
[02:00] Charlotte
    It's just choosing a beverage.
[02:03] Charlotte
    It's not a big deal.
[02:04] Allen
    But you couldn't even do
    that before, could you?
[02:10] Charlotte
    It is true that my running away
    from the house was the first time
[02:13] Charlotte
    I decided to do something on
    my own since they took me in.
[02:17] Allen
    The first was running away,
    and this is the second one?
[02:19] Allen
    What a series of important choices.
[02:21] Charlotte
    You think so?
[02:23] Allen
    Yes.
[02:24] Allen
    If there are other things you
    want to try, let me know.
[02:27] Charlotte
    Things I want to try?
[02:39] Eruca
    I found you!
[02:42] Allen
    I'd like to ask for future reference.
[02:45] Allen
    How did you find me?
[02:46] Eruca
    Easy.
[02:47] Eruca
    I narrowed my search to this
    region from the pollen on your letter.
[02:51] Sign
    That way
[02:51] Eruca
    And I asked people one by one if
    they knew a strange sorcerer.
[02:52] (Flashback) Boys
    That way.
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    That way
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    That way
[02:57] Allen
    I see that your unwanted
    initiative remains unchanged.
[03:00] Charlotte
    Allen, who is this?
[03:04] Eruca
    That's my line, you know?
[03:07] Eruca
    But whatever.
[03:09] Eruca
    I'm Eruca Crawford, an
    apprentice sorcery engineer.
[03:12] Eruca
    I'm his little sister!
[03:14] Charlotte
    Your sister?
[03:15] Allen
    Step-sister, to be exact.
[03:17] Charlotte
    Step-sister?
[03:22] Allen
    I lost my parents when I was young,
    and the Crawfords took me in.
[03:27] Allen
    Eruca is their daughter.
[03:29] Charlotte
    I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
    pry into your family situation...
[03:33] Allen
    I don't mind.
[03:35] Allen
    By the way, you and Eruca are the same age.
[03:38] Eruca
    Excuse me, but I mind!
[03:40] Eruca
    Who's this?
[03:42] Eruca
    Is it your girlfriend?
[03:43] Charlotte
    Girl... No...!
[03:46] Allen
    She's not!
[03:46] Charlotte
    I'm not!
[03:48] Eruca
    In unison...
[03:50] Allen
    Listen, Eruca.
[03:52] Allen
    I'm sure it'll make Charlotte
    sick to her stomach
[03:55] Allen
    to be mistaken as the girlfriend of
    a social misfit with character flaws
[03:59] Allen
    who's also a dour, genius sorcerer.
[04:02] Allen
    For her honor's sake, I am
    going to firmly deny that.
[04:06] Charlotte
    I-I would never think that!
[04:09] Eruca
    Doesn't it make you sad saying that?
[04:12] Allen
    It's the truth.
[04:13] Eruca
    That's nothing to be proud of.
[04:15] Eruca
    So, who is she if she's not your girlfriend?
[04:20] Charlotte
    I-I'm...
[04:22] Allen
    This is Charlotte Evans.
[04:24] Allen
    A criminal who's run away
    from the neighboring nation.
[04:27] Charlotte
    Wait, Allen...
[04:29] Allen
    It's pointless to hide.
[04:31] Allen
    She's going to find out sooner or later.
[04:35] Allen
    It's better to be honest and tell her.
[04:38] Charlotte
    If you say so, Allen...
[04:41] Allen
    Well then, let's begin with
    how Charlotte and I met...
[04:46] Eruca
    So, in short, you're hiding this girl
    who's been exiled from her country
[04:50] Eruca
    for a crime she didn't commit and
    teaching her naughty things...
[04:55] Eruca
    I've always thought you were
    an idiot, but I was wrong.
[04:59] Eruca
    You're a huge idiot!
[05:00] Allen
    I see. Why?
[05:02] Eruca
    Isn't that obvious?
[05:05] Eruca
    Instead of feeding her
    and making her hit you,
[05:09] Eruca
    teach her naughty things that girls actually enjoy!
[05:14] Charlotte
    That's your takeaway?!
[05:18] Eruca
    It must have been so hard!
[05:20] Eruca
    If there's anything I can
    do, feel free to tell me!
[05:25] Charlotte
    U-Um...
[05:27] Charlotte
    Are you sure?
[05:28] Charlotte
    It's weird coming from me, but
    I'm suspicious, aren't I?
[05:32] Eruca
    But my brother believes you, right?
[05:34] Eruca
    Then you're good!
[05:36] Eruca
    My bro may not be much, but he can
    sniff out bad guys like a dog!
[05:44] Allen
    So, what is your actual
    purpose for coming here?
[05:47] Eruca
    I came here to bring you home,
    but that doesn't matter now!
[05:52] Eruca
    I'll take care of Charlotte too!
[05:54] Eruca
    I can teach her all kinds
    of naughty things...
[05:57] Allen
    You, teaching Charlotte?
[05:59] Allen
    Don't make me laugh.
[06:01] Eruca
    What do you mean?
[06:03] Allen
    I can teach her naughty
    things better than anyone!
[06:08] Allen
    You are not needed.
[06:10] Eruca
    There are women's pleasures that can
    only be taught by another woman!
[06:14] Allen
    Don't be ridiculous!
[06:16] Allen
    I think about naughty things day and night.
[06:19] Allen
    You wouldn't even come close!
[06:21] Eruca
    What?!
[06:23] Eruca
    I can make her weak in the
    knees with my techniques!
[06:26] Eruca
    Arguing here isn't going to get us anywhere.
[06:29] Allen
    You want to compete and see who can
    teach more naughty things to Charlotte?
[06:34] Charlotte
    What kind of competition is that?!
[06:38] Allen/Eruca
    You're on!
[06:49] Allen
    Shape Shift.
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[06:57] Charlotte
    My hair... has turned dark.
[07:00] Allen
    It's simple disguise magic.
[07:02] Allen
    If we change your hair, no
    one will know it's you.
[07:07] Eruca
    Leave the styling to me!
[07:10] Allen
    Yes, the spell is perfect.
[07:15] Allen
    But we have to remove it
    as soon as we get home.
[07:18] Eruca
    Why?
[07:19] Eruca
    Dark hair suits her!
[07:21] Allen
    Dark hair isn't bad, but blonde
    suits Charlotte the best.
[07:25] Allen
    I like it much better!
[07:30] Allen
    Hm? Did I say something strange?
[07:33] Charlotte
    N-No, it's nothing.
[07:35] Eruca
    Jeez Bro, are you trying to
    score some points already?
[07:39] Allen
    What points?
[07:40] Eruca
    If you don't get it, then never mind...
[07:43] Eruca
    Okay, her hair is done!
[07:52] Eruca
    I can't let Bro take the lead.
[07:54] Eruca
    Let's go, Charlotte!
[07:59] Allen
    What are you going to do?
[08:01] Eruca
    Isn't it obvious?
[08:03] Eruca
    It's a naughty showdown...
[08:05] Eruca
    I'll teach her how to dress up! All girls love that!
[08:18] Eruca
    Here!
[08:19] Eruca
    This one suits you too, Charlotte!
[08:21] Charlotte
    Oh, um...
[08:23] Allen/I
    I feel so out of place!
[08:25] Allen/I
    But I can't leave in the
    middle of the competition!
[08:30] Allen/I
    Competition.
[08:32] Allen/I
    That's nostalgic.
[08:33] Allen/I
    Back when the Crawfords took me in...
[08:38] (Flashback) Young Eruca
    It's a competition!
[08:46] (Flashback) Young Allen
    Checkmate.
[08:48] Allen/I
    She'd challenge me and lose
    thoroughly, but she never gave up.
[08:53] (Flashback) Eruca
    I won't lose this time!
[08:57] Allen/I
    Was it perhaps her strange way
    of trying to get close to me?
[09:01] Eruca
    Hey, Bro!
[09:04] Eruca
    Check this out.
[09:08] Charlotte
    I'm a little... embarrassed...
[09:11] Eruca
    You look amazing in it!
[09:16] Eruca
    Hey, what do you think?
[09:18] Allen/I
    Compared to the dress she was wearing
    when I found her, this looks much better.
[09:23] Allen
    However...
[09:24] Allen
    Isn't it a little... too short?
[09:26] Eruca
    Huh?! This is normal.
[09:29] Allen
    But still...
[09:31] Allen/I
    This must be her first time
    putting on such a short skirt.
[09:35] Allen/I
    Perhaps due to her well-balanced
    diet, she looks healthier than before.
[09:42] Allen/I
    And her skin's smooth...
[09:51] Charlotte
    Allen?!
[09:53] Allen
    I'm fine.
[09:56] Allen
    I needed to calm down my heart,
    so I stopped it for a little bit.
[10:00] Charlotte
    Should you be stopping that so casually?!
[10:03] Eruca
    Bro, you push yourself too much.
[10:06] Eruca
    Come on, Charlotte. Next, next!
[10:18] Eruca
    So, what do you want me to do?
[10:20] Allen
    I want to know the current
    state of the Neruz Kingdom.
[10:23] Allen
    Especially how Charlotte is regarded.
[10:25] Eruca
    Leave it to me.
[10:27] Eruca
    I'm sure Dad's got some friends inside
    the Neruz Kingdom, so I'll poke around.
[10:32] Eruca
    You want me to look into that
    prince and his house too?
[10:36] Allen
    That can wait for now.
[10:39] Eruca
    Oh?
[10:40] Eruca
    You're gonna let them walk?
[10:42] Allen
    I'd be lying if I said
    it didn't interest me.
[10:44] Allen
    What kind of person framed Charlotte?
[10:47] Allen
    How was she treated at the Duke's residence?
[10:51] Allen
    Once I know, I won't be able to stay quiet.
[10:54] Allen
    I'd storm into that country, regardless
    of how Charlotte might take it.
[10:58] Allen
    So for the moment, let them be.
[11:00] Eruca
    I see...
[11:01] Allen
    What's that face for?
[11:03] Eruca
    Oh, I'm just thinking how you've changed.
[11:06] Eruca
    You've never concerned
    yourself with others before.
[11:10] Eruca
    It's a good thing.
[11:11] Allen
    It is?
[11:13] Charlotte
    Um...
[11:14] Eruca
    What's up?
[11:15] Charlotte
    Excuse me.
[11:16] Charlotte
    I'm not able to fasten the clasp in the back...
[11:20] Eruca
    Oh, sure! I can do that.
[11:24] Charlotte
    It's right here...
[11:26] Eruca
    Okay, can you turn around?
[11:31] Charlotte
    Is something the matter?
[11:33] Eruca
    Right, this one is... really
    difficult to fasten...
[11:38] Eruca
    All set!
[11:39] Eruca
    This one is super cute too.
[11:46] Allen
    Isn't this one too revealing?
[11:48] Eruca
    You're such a prude, Bro.
[11:51] Eruca
    Girls need to be aggressive,
    or they can't win.
[11:54] Allen
    What exactly are the ladies
    in this world fighting?!
[11:57] Eruca
    Whatever.
[11:58] Eruca
    Take a look!
[12:00] Eruca
    This outfit has a huge opening
    in the back, you see?
[12:05] Allen
    Wait, I'm not mentally prepared...
[12:12] Eruca
    Bro, take a good look.
[12:15] Charlotte
    Allen, is something wrong?
[12:19] Allen
    Oh, it's nothing.
[12:20] Allen
    I wish it was less revealing,
    but it looks good on you.
[12:24] Charlotte
    You think so?
[12:26] Allen
    Yes, be confident.
[12:29] Allen/I
    Judging from the scars,
    they must be from a whip.
[12:32] Allen/I
    It wasn't strong enough to
    break the skin or bones,
[12:34] Allen/I
    so it was a kind of torture
    to cause pain and fear...
[12:37] Allen/I
    Pain from whipping is
    usually gone the next day.
[12:40] Allen/I
    Only the scars remain, like a curse.
[12:42] Allen/I
    And she's not even aware
    of the scars herself.
[12:56] Charlotte
    It feels warm.
[12:58] Allen
    I found a worn spot in the shirt, so I fixed it.
[13:01] Charlotte
    Thank you very much.
[13:03] Allen/I
    Her scars cleared up with simple magic.
[13:06] Allen/I
    Which means that Charlotte never
    received proper treatment.
[13:11] Allen/I
    I can see how they could have
    ostracized her for her lineage.
[13:14] Allen/I
    But I felt something much more
    sinister from her scars.
[13:19] Allen/I
    What could possibly justify directing
    such hate towards Charlotte?!
[13:24] Allen
    Hey, Eruca.
[13:26] Eruca
    Yeah?
[13:27] Allen
    Going back to our earlier conversation,
[13:29] Allen
    I think we need to thoroughly
    terminate them.
[13:32] Allen
    I need your help.
[13:35] Eruca
    Oh, just leave them to me!
[13:37] Charlotte
    Terminate what?
[13:40] Allen
    There's an infestation of book
    mites at our parents' home.
[13:43] Allen
    So I've asked Eruca to air
    the books under the sun.
[13:45] Charlotte
    Mites?
[13:47] Charlotte
    I don't really like bugs...
[13:49] Allen
    What a coincidence.
[13:50] Allen
    I also hate bugs. They make me want to hurl!
[13:53] Eruca
    That's enough of that.
[13:55] Eruca
    It's your turn next, Bro.
[13:57] Eruca
    Pick out an outfit for Charlotte.
[13:59] Allen
    Me?!
[14:00] Eruca
    What, you're throwing in the towel?
[14:03] Allen
    Of course not!
[14:05] Allen
    But we don't have to do this here...
[14:08] Allen
    Agh, I've got no choice.
[14:13] Allen
    I can't choose!
[14:15] Allen
    Fine, let's go with this!
[14:20] Allen
    Hm? What's wrong?
[14:27] Allen
    Wha...!
[14:29] Eruca
    Bro, you're too bold...
[14:31] Allen
    Th-This isn't what you think!
[14:36] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[14:39] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[14:46] Eruca
    What are you going to do?
[14:48] Allen
    The naughty thing I'll
    teach her is splurging!
[14:52] Allen
    I'll teach her the pleasure
    of releasing stress by buying
[14:56] Allen
    a bunch of stuff she wants
    without any restrictions!
[14:59] Charlotte
    P-Please go easy on me...
[15:02] Allen
    This should be good.
[15:04] Allen
    Charlotte, is there anything
    that piques your interest?
[15:06] Charlotte
    Easy for you to say...
[15:09] Charlotte
    Don't be shy.
[15:10] Allen
    How about this?
[15:12] Allen
    It's cute.
[15:13] Eruca
    Gross.
[15:15] Allen
    What?!
[15:16] Allen
    Then what about this?
[15:19] Eruca
    Lame.
[15:21] Allen
    Grrr... Then...
[15:25] Allen
    This one!
[15:27] Allen
    This is definitely cute!
[15:29] Eruca
    Ugly!
[15:30] Allen
    Wha... What...!
[15:32] Eruca
    Bro, honestly, you've got zero taste.
[15:35] Allen
    What did you say...?
[15:38] Eruca
    Cut it out with that magic and
    just pull yourself together.
[15:44] Eruca
    Well, we bought a lot!
[15:47] Eruca
    What's the matter, Charlotte?
[15:49] Eruca
    You wanted to buy some more?
[15:50] Charlotte
    Just the opposite!
[15:52] Charlotte
    To buy so many things just for me...
[15:55] Charlotte
    You mustn't waste money!
[15:58] Allen
    This is a necessary expense to
    teach you naughty things.
[16:02] Allen
    And everything looked great on you.
[16:13] Allen
    What's wrong?
[16:16] Eruca
    You have no clue, do you?
[16:19] Eruca
    But you seriously have no taste.
[16:22] Allen
    Huh?
[16:24] Eruca
    That's the truth.
[16:25] Eruca
    Everything you chose was so lame,
     I picked out most of what we bought.
[16:30] Allen
    If you don't understand my
    taste, you're still a child.
[16:35] Eruca
    You're a poor loser.
[16:36] Allen
    Say what?!
[16:38] Eruca
    You wanna go?!
[16:39] Charlotte
    Y-You shouldn't fight!
[16:42] Charlotte
    As siblings, you should try to get along.
[16:44] Allen
    Oh, sorry.
[16:46] Allen
    But I wouldn't call this a fight.
[16:49] Eruca
    Yeah, this is business as usual.
[16:52] Charlotte
    But fighting isn't naughty, it's bad.
[16:56] Charlotte
    Understood?
[16:59] Allen
    Okay, I'll promise that we won't fight.
[17:02] Allen/I
    I talked big to Eruca earlier, but
    am I not at a disadvantage here?
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[17:07] Eruca/Charlotte
    Overwhelming advantage!
[17:08] Allen/I
    However, as Charlotte's guardian, I can't lose!
[17:12] Allen
    Let's go!
[17:14] Charlotte
    Where to?
[17:15] Allen
    The shopping continues.
[17:29] Eruca
    Your magical wheelchair is really cool!
[17:32] Eruca
    Ah, it's powered by wind magic!
[17:34] Allen
    There goes the magical equipment geek.
[17:37] Allen
    Let's leave her here.
[17:39] Charlotte
    What? Are you sure?
[17:42] Eruca
    Which shop made this?
[17:44] Jill
    I made it.
[17:46] Eruca
    For real?! Amazing!
[17:49] Store Owner
    Hello, welcome.
[17:53] Charlotte
    Allen, are you looking for jewelry?
[17:56] Allen
    There's something that grabbed my attention.
[18:00] Allen
    Yes.
[18:02] Allen
    It's the same color as your eyes.
[18:06] Allen
    May I please have this?
[18:08] Store Owner
    Sure thing.
[18:09] Store Owner
    That'd be one silver coin.
[18:10] Allen
    Keep the change.
[18:11] Store Owner
    Thank you for your business.
[18:12] Store Owner
    Wha... wait, sir!
[18:14] Store Owner
    This is a gold coin!
[18:16] Store Owner
    No matter how you look at
    it, this is far too much...
[18:18] Allen
    Please keep it.
[18:20] Allen
    It's my policy to pay an appropriate
    amount for a job well done.
[18:25] Allen
    I'd like you to have it.
[18:27] Allen
    It's not much, though.
[18:31] Charlotte
    Oh, this is my favorite!
[18:37] Allen/I
    My heart feels strange, even though I
    haven't put a death curse on myself...
[18:43] Punk A
    Whoa there.
[18:44] Allen
    Charlotte!
[18:47] Punk A
    The hell? That hurt.
[18:49] Punk A
    Watch where you're going.
[18:51] Punk B
    Hey, do you know who we are?
[18:54] Punk B
    We're from the Gankutsu group.
[18:55] Allen
    I don't know what that is.
[18:57] Allen
    But it would be helpful if we
    can resolve this peacefully.
[19:01] Punk B
    Hey, you think you can take
    that attitude with us?!
[19:03] Punk A
    He's screwing with us.
[19:05] Punk A
    Let's take him down!
[19:06] Allen/I
    They dare blame Charlotte for their
    own failure to pay attention?
[19:09] Allen/I
    I think I may need to teach
    them a lesson here...
[19:14] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Fighting is not naughty, it's bad!
[19:19] Allen
    I see that my companion
    has caused you trouble.
[19:22] Allen
    I apologize on her behalf.
[19:23] Punk A
    Oh, I forgive you.
[19:25] Punk A
    On one condition.
[19:28] Allen
    Thanks for your understanding.
[19:30] Allen
    How much do you want?
[19:31] Punk A
    We don't need money.
[19:32] Punk A
    Loan that woman over
    there to us for the night.
[19:35] Allen
    Huh?
[19:37] Punk A
    I see she's rather hot stuff.
[19:40] Punk B
    Hey, come with us.
[19:42] Punk B
    We'll buy you more expensive
    jewelry, not this cheap stuff.
[19:46] Charlotte
    I-I'd rather not...
[19:47] Punk A
    Don't be shy.
[19:49] Punk A
    We'll show you paradise
    with our techniques—
[19:54] Allen
    Go to hell, garbage bug!
[19:57] Punk B
    What did you do to my friend!
[20:00] Bystander 1
    That sword is magical equipment!
[20:03] Bystander 2
    Get outta here quick, dude!
[20:13] Allen
    If you touch my dear Charlotte
    with those dirty hands of yours,
[20:19] Allen
    I'll ground them to bits
    until there's nothing left!
[20:24] Allen
    Phew, that felt good.
[20:25] Bystander A
    W-Whoa...
[20:26] Bystander B
    Way to go, dude!
[20:32] Allen
    Um, thank you for your support—
[20:37] Allen
    S-Sorry! I just promised
    you that I wouldn't fight.
[20:41] Allen
    I scared you, didn't I...?
[20:46] Charlotte
    I don't like violence, but I know
    you were trying to help me.
[20:52] Charlotte
    Also... I'd never be scared of you.
[20:57] Allen
    Is that so?
[20:58] Allen
    That's good to hear.
[21:00] Allen/I
    Hmm?
[21:02] Allen/I
    I initially thought that Charlotte would
    despise me and leave right away.
[21:07] Allen/I
    But now, I'm relieved to know
    that she doesn't hate me...?
[21:11] Allen/I
    Is this that change Eruca spoke of?
[21:15] Charlotte
    Something the matter?
[21:17] Allen
    It's nothing.
[21:18] Allen
    It seems that I'm finally losing my edge.
[21:22] Allen
    I'm getting addicted to
    teaching you naughty things.
[21:25] Charlotte
    Y-You are...?
[21:29] Eruca/I
    Man, I guess I lost the
    naughty lesson competition.
[21:33] Eruca/I
    When it comes to love and romance,
    Bro has to be the one to teach her.
[21:50] Megath
    I hear my boys had a run-in with you?
[23:30] Eruca
    Let's just say you've won this competition.
[23:32] Allen
    Tell me why.
[23:33] Eruca
    Even if I did, you wouldn't understand!
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty Outing
[23:35] Allen
    Next episode, "Naughty Outing."
[23:37] Eruca
    You don't know squat about love and romance.

Season 1

E4 - Naughty Outing

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[00:13] Megath
    Now, what do we do with you?
[00:21] Charlotte
    A-Allen...
[00:22] Allen
    It's all right.
[00:24] Allen
    Just leave it to me.
[00:27] Allen
    Hm?
[00:31] Allen
    Are you Megath, by any chance?
[00:35] Megath
    What's it to you?
[00:39] Allen
    Oh! So you really are Megath!
[00:42] Allen
    My goodness, it takes me back!
[00:44] Allen
    It's been what, seven years?
[00:47] Megath
    You cheeky bastard!
SIGN    IRKED
[00:50] Megath
    I don't know a human like you!
[00:53] Allen
    Oh...
[00:54] Allen
    I guess you have a poor memory.
[00:57] Allen
    It's me.
[00:58] Allen
    I'm Allen Crawford from
    Athena Magical Academy.
[01:02] Megath
    What?!
[01:05] Megath
    P-Please excuse my rudeness, I didn't
    realize you were the Great Demon Lord!
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[01:10] Megath
    Please accept my apology!
[01:13] Megath
    Please... Please!
[01:17] Allen
    Let's see...
[01:19] Underling 1
    Wha... What's wrong with you, boss?!
[01:21] Underling 2
    Exactly!
[01:22] Underling 2
    Boss, you can beat a weakling
    like this in one shot!
[01:25] Megath
    You all shut up!
[01:28] Megath
    Stop provoking him any further!
[01:33] Charlotte
    What's going on?
[01:36] Eruca
    So our dad...
[01:39] Eruca
    He's the chairperson of the biggest
    magical academy in this country.
[01:43] Charlotte
    Eruca?
[01:44] Eruca
    Bro graduated from that academy at the
    age of 12, the youngest in its history.
[01:49] Eruca
    And he became a teacher right
    after that, so he's a genius.
[01:53] Charlotte
    What?!?!
[01:55] Megath
    P-Please forgive me, Great Demon Lord!
[01:58] Megath
    I didn't mean to cause you trouble!
[02:01] Charlotte
    "Great Demon Lord"?
[02:03] Eruca
    It was his nickname when he was a teacher.
[02:06] Allen
    "Great Demon Lord," huh?
[02:08] Allen
    I haven't been called by
    that name in a long time.
[02:11] Allen
    That takes me back.
[02:14] Allen
    Please raise your head, Megath.
[02:16] Allen
    You didn't cause any trouble.
[02:19] Megath
    Th-Then...
[02:22] Allen
    Not to me, at least.
[02:27] Allen
    The person your underlings
    tried to hurt is my...
[02:32] Allen/I
    My...?
[02:34] Allen/I
    What is Charlotte to me?
[02:40] Allen/I
    A simple lodger?
[02:43] Allen/I
    A second little sister?
[02:47] Allen/I
    Or...
[02:50] Allen
    A woman...
[02:54] Allen
    A woman who's precious to me.
[03:00] Allen
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[04:28] Sign
    Naughty Outing
[04:28] Miacha
    Good morning!
[04:30] Eruca
    Hey there, Bro!
[04:32] Eruca
    Uh, what?
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[04:39] Eruca
    Miacha, what is this?
[04:41] Miacha
    How would I know, nya?
[04:44] Eruca
    What's the matter, Bro?
[04:46] Miacha
    Are you all right, Demon Lord?
[04:49] Allen
    I didn't know you two had grown so close.
[04:53] Miacha
    What happened, nya?
[04:56] Eruca
    Ah... Tell me, Bro.
[05:00] Eruca
    I know! Something happened
    between you and Charlotte!
[05:03] Allen
    Ugh! H-How did you know?
[05:06] Eruca
    I mean, let me ask you.
[05:08] Eruca
    Are there other issues that
    can trouble you this much?
[05:11] Miacha
    Did you two have a fight?
[05:15] Allen
    I wish it was that easy...
[05:19] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Wages?
[05:21] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I can't possibly accept that!
[05:23] (Flashback) Allen
    What's there to be surprised about?
[05:25] (Flashback) Allen
    You've been here for a month.
[05:27] (Flashback) Allen
    I told you I'd hire you, so of
    course I'm going to pay you.
[05:30] (Flashback) Charlotte
    But all I'm good at is cleaning,
[05:34] (Flashback) Charlotte
    and I don't feel I'm being
    useful enough to get paid.
[05:38] (Flashback) Allen
    On top of cleaning the house, you take
    excellent care of the garden as well.
[05:43] (Flashback) Allen
    Ever since you came, it's been nothing
    but pleasant to be in this house.
[05:48] (Flashback) Allen
    So, this is fair compensation for your work.
[05:53] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Are you... sure?
[05:56] (Flashback) Allen
    Yes, please accept it.
[06:00] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Very well.
[06:01] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'm grateful.
[06:03] (Flashback) Allen
    You could save the money, but
    I recommend spending it.
[06:08] (Flashback) Allen
    Don't you have anything you
    want to do or buy?
[06:12] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Not especially...
[06:14] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Oh!
[06:17] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Well, then...
[06:20] (Flashback) Charlotte
    If it's not asking too much...
[06:22] (Flashback) Allen
    Sure, go ahead. Tell me.
[06:26] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'd like to go to town alone.
[06:31] Allen
    Sending her to town alone...
[06:35] Allen
    That's like throwing marbled
    meat into a cage of beasts!
[06:40] Allen
    What am I supposed to do?!
[06:43] Eruca
    Really? That pancake restaurant
    sucks that bad, huh?
[06:47] Eruca
    But there's always a long line.
[06:50] Miacha
    Most of them are fake customers, nya!
[06:52] Allen
    Listen to me, you two!
[06:54] Eruca
    But I didn't expect that from Charlotte.
[06:57] Eruca
    I thought she'd worry about causing you
    trouble in case people find out who she is.
[07:02] Allen
    Right. She withdrew the request right away.
[07:06] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I-I'm sorry, please forget that I asked.
[07:14] (Flashback) Allen
    Don't worry!
[07:16] (Flashback) Allen
    With my magic, it's a piece of cake!
[07:20] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Thank you so much!
[07:22] Eruca
    Huh?
[07:24] Eruca
    So you did say it was okay?
[07:26] Allen
    Hearing her sad voice like
    that... How could I say no?!
[07:31] Miacha
    You've chosen a thorny path, nya.
[07:36] Allen
    Even though it's her first
    wish, I'm extremely concerned.
[07:42] Eruca
    But I mean...
[07:44] Eruca
    Your problem is easily solved, right?
[07:48] Miacha
    Yes, nya.
[08:00] Charlotte
    I'm actually really here...
[08:03] Allen
    Who knew we could do something like this?
[08:06] Eruca
    I can't believe you didn't come up with it.
[08:09] Charlotte
    Oh, right.
[08:12] Charlotte
    First, I need to do this.
[08:13] Allen
    There we go!
[08:14] Allen
    That's right, Charlotte!
[08:16] Allen
    You referred to the map,
    just like I taught you!
[08:21] Eruca
    By the way, why did Charlotte
    want to come to town?
[08:27] Allen
    She said she had something to buy.
[08:29] Miacha
    But you don't know what she wants to buy?
[08:32] Allen
    I tried to ask, but...
[08:35] (Flashback) Charlotte
    That's a... s-secret!
[08:40] Eruca
    She didn't tell you.
[08:43] Miacha
    That must have been shocking, nya.
[08:45] Allen
    She has secrets now, which means
    she's becoming her own person!
[08:50] Allen
    Good job, Charlotte!
[08:52] Allen
    You should start asserting
    yourself and giving me trouble.
[08:57] Eruca
    It's beyond creepy, I'm
    getting worried about him.
[09:08] Allen
    Doesn't it look like she's having trouble?
[09:11] Eruca
    Oh... maybe she's lost?
[09:15] Allen
    What?! Th-That's a huge problem!
[09:21] Miacha
    You may not be so far
    off in that assessment.
[09:24] Allen
    Huh? What do you mean by that?
[09:27] Miacha
    If she proceeds straight ahead,
[09:28] Miacha
    she could end up in the Meard district,
    which isn't a very safe area.
[09:33] Allen
    What?!
[09:34] Miacha
    A party called Serpent Fang controls
    the area leading to Meard,
[09:39] Miacha
    and its leader is a man named
    Groh, a viper charmer.
[09:44] Eruca
    What should we do, Bro?
[09:46] Eruca
    I could pretend that I happened
    to walk by and stop her.
[09:50] Allen
    No.
[09:51] Allen
    This is Charlotte's first adventure.
[09:54] Allen
    I'd rather not throw a wet blanket on it.
[09:56] Eruca
    But...
[09:59] Allen
    I remembered there's something
    I need to take care of.
[10:02] Allen
    I'll leave this issue to you.
[10:04] Eruca
    Huh?!
[10:05] Eruca
    Where are you going?!
[10:07] Miacha
    See you later, nya!
[10:12] Miacha
    She's headed straight to
    where it's not safe, nya.
[10:16] Eruca
    I wonder what map she's looking at...
[10:20] Miacha
    If she takes another left turn,
    she'll be in the Meard district, nya.
[10:34] Eruca
    Where the heck is my Bro?
[10:41] Charlotte
    Where am I...?
[10:51] Eruca
    Hey, this is really bad!
[10:54] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:57] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[11:08] Miacha
    We've got no time to waste!
[11:10] Serpent Fangs
    Welcome, ma'am!
[11:14] Groh
    Ms. Charlotte, I presume?
[11:17] Groh
    My name is Groh.
[11:19] Groh
    Thank you for traveling all
    this way to visit this area.
[11:21] Groh'S Underling 1
    Welcome to our home!
[11:23] Groh'S Underling 2
    We welcome you!
[11:25] Charlotte
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
[11:28] Eruca
    What is that?
[11:29] Miacha
    Who knows?
[11:31] Allen
    It's easily explained.
[11:34] Eruca
    Bro! Where have you been?!
[11:36] Allen
    I got here ahead of you
    and taught them a lesson.
[11:40] Allen
    I also told them to treat Charlotte
    graciously when she arrived.
[11:44] Eruca
    You put monster parents to shame, Bro!
[11:47] Miacha
    Ah, that's why all of them
    are so beaten up, nya.
[11:52] Charlotte
    Are you all right, everyone?
[11:54] Serpent Fangs
    Huh?
[11:57] Charlotte
    Um, well, because it looks
    like you are injured...
[12:02] Charlotte
    This is a magical potion.
[12:06] Charlotte
    Please use it if you'd like.
[12:08] Charlotte
    For your snake, too.
[12:12] Groh
    Thank you very much!
[12:14] Charlotte
    Of course, my pleasure.
[12:17] Serpent Fangs
    She's a goddess!
[12:19] Groh
    I'm going to change my ways
    and live an honest life!
[12:23] Groh'S Underling 1
    Me too!
[12:24] Groh'S Underling 2
    Same here!
[12:25] Charlotte
    O-Oh my gosh, what's gotten into you?
[12:30] Charlotte
    Please raise your heads!
[12:32] Allen
    Well, well, Charlotte.
[12:34] Allen
    She's quite good at earning
    the trust of others.
[12:37] Miacha
    It's as if we're reading a passage
    from a mythological story, nya.
[12:41] Groh
    By the way, what is your relationship
    with the Great Demon Lord?
[12:46] Charlotte
    Huh?
[12:47] Charlotte
    Are all of you acquaintances of Allen?
[12:51] Groh'S Underling 3
    We wouldn't call him an "acquaintance"...
[12:53] Groh'S Underling 4
    Rather, we were forced into...
[12:57] Allen
    Tell her and see what happens...
[13:00] Groh
    Watch it!
[13:02] Eruca
    They're under some threat alright.
[13:07] Allen
    I've shown them what this can do.
[13:10] Miacha
    Nya-huh...
[13:12] Charlotte
    My relationship with Allen...?
[13:20] Charlotte
    Well, you see... I don't
    have a home to go back to.
[13:25] Charlotte
    But Allen kindly hired me as an employee.
[13:31] Charlotte
    So for me, Allen is...
[13:38] Charlotte
    M-My master, I guess?
[13:44] Allen/I
    How immoral and debauched it sounds!
[13:48] Eruca
    Um, Bro? Are you okay?
[13:50] Miacha
    I'm gonna get heartburn, nya.
[13:54] Groh'S Underling 4
    Dear goddess, perhaps you
    are being tricked...?
[13:57] Groh'S Underling 3
    Nah, more like threatened?
[14:00] Groh
    You, coupled with the Great Demon
    Lord, screams "crime" to me.
[14:05] Allen
    Those guys...!
[14:08] Allen/I
    But I know it as well as they do.
[14:12] Allen/I
    I'm the Great Demon Lord
    even thugs are afraid of,
[14:15] Allen/I
    and she is a goddess who is kind to all...
[14:19] Allen/I
    No matter how you look at it,
    she's too good for me.
[14:23] Charlotte
    But Allen is such a gentleman.
[14:27] Charlotte
    There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
[14:29] Groh
    Is that true?
[14:31] Groh'S Underling 4
    Wouldn't have guessed that
    from the Great Demon Lord.
[14:35] Charlotte
    Plus, Allen teaches me all
    kinds of naughty things.
[14:42] Groh'S Underling 4
    Naughty things...?!
[14:44] Allen
    Huh?
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[14:48] Charlotte
    Just the other day, Allen and I did
    a naughty thing all night long.
[14:53] Charlotte
    I knew it was improper,
    but it was a fun night.
[14:58] Eruca
    Bro...
[15:00] Miacha
    Demon Lord...
[15:01] Allen
    We pulled an all-nighter playing
    video games and eating snacks.
[15:04] Allen
    But I'll warn her not to
    mention it in public...
[15:06] Charlotte
    Everyone, thank you for your time.
[15:10] Serpent Fangs
    Farewell!
[15:11] Serpent Fangs
    Take care!
[15:13] Allen
    Good. So far so good.
[15:16] Miacha
    But Demon Lord, Lottie's
    gone even further in, nya...
[15:21] Eruca
    I see. There are a lot more
    dangerous parties ahead...
[15:26] Allen
    Nothing to worry about.
[15:29] Eruca
    Bro, don't tell me...
[15:31] Allen
    Right.
[15:32] Allen
    It's easily taken care of.
[15:36] Allen
    All I have to do is to take
    control of this whole area!
[15:42] Eruca
    I knew he was an idiot.
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[15:45] Allen
    A puppet's attack is nothing if I
    can see the puppeteer's fingers!
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[15:51] Allen
    Here, it works especially
    well with werewolves!
[15:54] Allen
    It's a specially blended perfume!
[15:56] Miacha
    Ah! These guys are awful customers
    who sent in super long complaints!
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[16:01] Eruca
    Say what?!
[16:02] Eruca
    Miacha's foe is my foe!
[16:10] Allen
    Phew.
[16:11] Allen
    That was a good workout.
[16:13] Miacha
    Now you've defeated all the
    adventurers' parties in this city, nya!
[16:18] Eruca
    That means no more threats for Charlotte,
[16:21] Eruca
    so there's no need to keep
    watching over her, right?
[16:25] Allen
    Well, your logic's sound, but...
[16:28] Eruca
    I bet Charlotte doesn't want you to know
    whatever it is she's going to buy.
[16:34] Allen
    But...!
[16:35] Miacha
    In that case, I will continue
    to watch her on my own, nya!
[16:40] Miacha
    Now then, please wait until
    her shopping is over, nya!
[16:44] Eruca
    Nice!
[16:45] Eruca
    Thanks, Miacha!
[16:57] Eruca
    You think Charlotte will come back soon...?
[17:03] Miacha
    Allen, Eruca!
[17:06] Miacha
    Lottie completed her shopping
    without a hitch, nya.
[17:11] Allen
    Good work.
[17:12] Allen
    But are you sure she's alright
    without you watching her?
[17:15] Miacha
    Yes. It seems that she came across one of
    her acquaintances, so she's with her, nya.
[17:20] Miacha
    I think they'll be here soon, nya.
[17:23] Allen
    B-By the way, there's something
    I want to ask you.
[17:27] Miacha
    What is it, nya?
[17:28] Allen
    What exactly did she buy?
[17:31] Eruca
    Bro...
[17:33] Miacha
    Actually, I didn't see what she bought, nya.
[17:36] Miacha
    It felt like bad manners, nya.
[17:39] Allen
    I see.
[17:42] Eruca
    Oh, here they come.
[17:44] Charlotte
    Allen, Eruca, Miacha, you all are here.
[17:50] Store Owner
    It's been a while.
[17:52] Allen
    Ah, if it isn't the hair
    accessories store owner.
[17:56] Store Owner
    I've got to hand it to you, sir.
[18:00] Allen
    What... do you mean?
[18:03] Charlotte
    As we were walking down the street,
    everyone was talking about you, Allen.
[18:08] Charlotte
    About how the Great Demon
    Lord made the streets safe.
[18:12] Allen
    How so?
[18:14] Store Owner
    How so?!
[18:15] Store Owner
    Because those roughneck adventurers
    were causing trouble for the townsfolk.
[18:19] Store Owner
    Then you came and straightened up those
    guys, so we're all in your debt.
[18:25] Eruca
    Wow, that's cool, Bro.
[18:28] Eruca
    You helped people without meaning to.
[18:32] Store Owner
    That's right.
[18:34] Store Owner
    On behalf of this town, we appreciate it.
[18:37] Store Owner
    Thank you so much.
[18:41] Allen/I
    I simply did it for Charlotte.
[18:44] Allen/I
    Who would have guessed I'd
    be thanked by others?
[18:48] Allen/I
    Life is a strange thing.
[18:51] Allen
    No, please don't worry about it.
[18:54] Allen
    My motivation was something personal...
[18:58] Store Owner
    We don't see a guy like you every day.
[19:00] Store Owner
    Sweetheart, you got lucky with
    your choice of a boyfriend.
[19:03] Charlotte
    Huh?
[19:04] Charlotte
    Um...
[19:06] Allen
    Oh, we're not...
[19:09] Store Owner
    Oh, I see how it is.
[19:11] Store Owner
    Well, good luck.
[19:13] Store Owner
    If you'll excuse me, I should get going.
[19:16] Charlotte
    Yes. Thank you for accompanying me.
[19:26] Allen
    B-By the way...
[19:28] Allen
    Well, the thing is...
[19:32] Charlotte
    Yes?
[19:35] Allen
    How was... your shopping?
[19:38] Charlotte
    It went perfectly!
[19:43] Eruca
    Oh! Aren't those from that new store?
[19:47] Miacha
    The coolest spot in town, nya.
[19:50] Charlotte
    Th-These are gifts for
    Eruca and Miacha from me!
[19:54] Miacha
    Huh?!
[19:55] Eruca
    Nya?!
[19:57] Allen
    Wh-What...?!
[20:00] Eruca
    You came to town today
    to buy a gift for us?!
[20:05] Miacha
    I heard it was your first paycheck.
[20:07] Miacha
    Are you sure I can have it?
[20:09] Charlotte
    Y-Yes. You two have always
    been good to me, so...
[20:14] Eruca
    Wow! A really cool stuffed kitty!
[20:17] Miacha
    I got a new hat, nya!
[20:20] Miacha
    Thank you so much, nya!
[20:23] Charlotte
    I'm glad you like it.
[20:25] Allen
    Charlotte!
[20:26] Charlotte
    Yes?
[20:29] Allen
    Don't you have... something for me?
[20:32] Eruca
    Bro...
[20:33] Miacha
    Demon Lord...
[20:37] Charlotte
    I looked and looked for
    something that'd make you happy.
[20:43] Charlotte
    But I had no idea what you would like...
[20:47] Allen
    If it was from you, I'd have been happy
    with a stamp, postcard, flag, train photo,
    
[20:54] Allen
    or even a flower from the side of
    the road, a pebble, an earthworm,
[20:57] Allen
    a mole cricket, water strider,
    anything would have made me happy!
[21:00] Charlotte
    I-I'm sorry!
[21:02] Charlotte
    I didn't think it through, even
    though I'm in your debt.
[21:05] Allen
    Oh, n-no, I don't mean to blame you...
[21:10] Charlotte
    I've always been on the receiving
    end of your good will,
[21:14] Charlotte
    and I realized I didn't know
    what you liked at all.
[21:19] Charlotte
    So to start, I thought...
[21:23] Charlotte
    Your robe.
[21:25] Charlotte
    Here, the hem is a little frayed...
[21:29] Allen
    True.
[21:30] Charlotte
    May I please mend it?
[21:34] Charlotte
    And while I'm at it, please
    tell me everything you like.
[21:40] Charlotte
    So that I can pick a gift for you next time.
[21:44] Allen
    O-Of course.
[21:47] Allen/I
    There's a feeling growing in my heart.
[21:51] Allen/I
    The time we spend together will be more
    valuable to me than anything else.
[23:30] Charlotte
    Allen, what kind of story is coming up next?
[23:33] Allen
    Next up is a naughty hot spring trip!
[23:33] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:33] Sign
    Naughty Hot Spring Trip
[23:35] Charlotte
    A hot spring trip?!
[23:37] Allen
    Charlotte?! Are you all right?!

Season 1

E5 - Naughty Hot Spring Trip

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[00:03] Allen/I
    This is the Yunoha region.
[00:05] Allen/I
    It lies northeast of my mansion,
    about three hours by horse carriage.
[00:11] Charlotte
    Allen, the weather is beautiful today.
[00:15] Allen
    Yes, the perfect day for a trip.
[00:27] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[01:55] Sign
    Naughty Hot Spring Trip
[01:56] Charlotte
    Allen!
[01:57] Allen
    Hm?
[01:58] Allen
    Are you finished with the book already?
[02:00] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Yes! The book you selected for me
[02:02] (Flashback) Charlotte
    taught me so much about this
    country, the time just flew by!
[02:07] (Flashback) Allen
    Lost in books and forgetting about time...
[02:09] (Flashback) Allen
    In a busy society, it's a
    luxurious, naughty thing.
[02:13] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Eruca's and your alma mater, Athena
    Magical Academy, was also in the book.
[02:18] (Flashback) Charlotte
    It's such a big school.
[02:21] (Flashback) Allen
    If you add up the number
    of students, faculty,
[02:24] (Flashback) Allen
    and other staff, it's close to the
    population of a small island.
[02:27] (Flashback) Allen
    Charlotte, are there other places
    you wanted to check out?
[02:30] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Let's see...
[02:32] (Flashback) Charlotte
    There are a lot, but if
    I have to pick one...
[02:37] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I-If I tell you the place I want
    to visit, what happens...?
[02:42] (Flashback) Allen
    That will determine tomorrow's destination!
[02:45] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I knew it!
[02:46] (Flashback) Allen
    Do you not like long trips?
[02:47] (Flashback) Allen
    Women do seem to pack
    a lot when they travel...
[02:51] (Flashback) Charlotte
    N-No!
[02:52] (Flashback) Charlotte
    That's not what it is.
[02:54] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'm indebted to you, so I couldn't
    ask you to take me on a long trip...
[03:00] (Flashback) Allen
    There's no need to hold back.
[03:02] (Flashback) Charlotte
    But I like spending time with
    you at this mansion the most.
[03:08] Allen/I
    She's not lying.
[03:10] Allen/I
    But...
[03:11] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Also, naughty things are great
    because you don't do them every day.
[03:15] (Flashback) Charlotte
    If I did naughty things all the
    time, I'd be a naughty girl!
[03:19] (Flashback) Allen
    Yes, you have a point there, but...
[03:23] Allen/I
    I do not mean to corrupt her.
[03:26] Allen/I
    I just want her to experience joys
    that she's never had the chance to.
[03:31] Allen/I
    I can't back down here!
[03:33] (Flashback) Allen
    Listen, Charlotte.
[03:35] (Flashback) Allen
    If I take you on a trip, you
    will no doubt be happy, right?
[03:40] (Flashback) Charlotte
    You are... right, but...
[03:43] (Flashback) Allen
    That's what I want to see!
[03:45] (Flashback) Charlotte
    B-But...
[03:47] Allen/I
    This works!
[03:50] (Flashback) Allen
    It's going to be a fun trip.
[03:52] (Flashback) Allen
    We can relish the local cuisine, or
    we can tour around sightseeing spots.
[03:57] (Flashback) Allen
    We can take a nap at the inn.
[03:59] (Flashback) Allen
    It might be nice to soak in a hot spring.
[04:01] (Flashback) Charlotte
    H-Hot spring!
[04:04] (Flashback) Allen
    Now, tell me where you want to go.
[04:07] (Flashback) Allen
    Then I shall grant your wish.
[04:11] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I will not tell you, not ever!
[04:14] (Flashback) Allen
    You can be so stubborn.
[04:16] (Flashback) Allen
    Then I'll have to rely on my last resort.
[04:18] (Flashback) Allen
    I'll put a death curse on myself—
[04:20] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I've asked you to please not do that!
[04:24] (Flashback) Miacha
    How are you, nya?
[04:32] (Flashback) Miacha
    Hello there, Demon Lord and Lottie.
[04:36] (Flashback) Allen
    I thought you finished your
    deliveries in the morning?
[04:39] (Flashback) Miacha
    I come bearing a special
    delivery for you two, nya.
[04:43] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Delivery?
[04:45] (Flashback) Allen
    For us?
[04:47] (Flashback) Miacha
    Wait till you hear this, nya!
[04:50] (Flashback) Miacha
    Behold!
[04:51] (Flashback) Miacha
    It's a present: a trip to the Yunoha region for two!
[04:55] (Flashback) Allen/Charlotte
    Huh?!
[05:02] Charlotte
    Wow...
[05:03] Allen
    Do you think this is so fascinating?
[05:06] Charlotte
    Yes!
[05:07] Charlotte
    The Neruz Kingdom has a lot of mountains.
[05:09] Charlotte
    So I've never seen such a beautiful plain before.
[05:13] Charlotte
    While I was running away from my captors,
    I snuck onto a horse wagon once.
[05:18] Charlotte
    But back then, I didn't have the
    luxury of enjoying the view.
[05:22] Allen
    I-I see.
[05:23] Allen/I
    I chose the wrong topic!
[05:25] Allen
    Ahem. This area is rather rural.
[05:29] Allen
    It seems that your wanted
    posters haven't reached here.
[05:32] Allen
    You can let your guard down and relax.
[05:34] Charlotte
    Thank you!
[05:35] Charlotte
    It's like a dream to be able
    to go out without a disguise!
[05:40] Allen
    Well, the view isn't too bad.
[05:44] Charlotte
    I know, right?
[05:46] Allen
    But it was very thoughtful of
    the townspeople to do this.
[05:50] Sign
    To: Great Demon Lord
[05:51] Charlotte
    Allen, are you sure you don't
    mind my accompanying you?
[05:55] Charlotte
    Perhaps you should have
    invited Eruca instead?
[05:58] Allen
    No, apparently she has some errands to run.
[06:02] (Flashback) Eruca
    I'm leaving town for a couple of days.
[06:04] (Flashback) Eruca
    I also need to investigate the thing
    in the Neruz Kingdom you asked me about.
[06:08] Allen/I
    She'd better be taking the
    investigation seriously.
[06:15] Eruca
    I totally got you, Bro!
[06:17] Miacha
    Buying the trip tickets using the thank-you
    money from the neighborhood association...
[06:22] Miacha
    Eruca, your plan "Operation Hot
    Spring Trip" was a success, nya!
[06:26] Eruca
    Someone's got to give them the push.
[06:30] Eruca
    I'm excited to see how much their
    relationship will move forward on this trip!
[06:34] Miacha
    I took some paid leave for this, nya.
[06:37] Miacha
    I'm determined to see them grow close, nya!
[06:41] Allen
    What was that?
[06:42] Allen
    I just felt chills...
[06:44] Charlotte
    Allen?
[06:45] Allen
    I'm fine.
[06:46] Allen
    By the way, we should be
    seeing it any time now.
[06:49] Charlotte
    Oh, is that...?
[06:52] Allen
    The inn we'll be staying at.
[06:54] Charlotte
    That inn is in this book, too.
[06:58] Charlotte
    Take a look, Allen!
[07:00] Charlotte
    "The most popular inn in the Yunoha region.
[07:02] Charlotte
    A new resort hotel with three stars..."
[07:05] Allen
    "On top of their hot spring, they're
    known for variety of services
[07:08] Allen
    from food to massages, with
    many repeat customers."
[07:12] (Flashback) Miacha
    With my advice, we picked the
    perfect plan for the Demon Lord, nya!
[07:17] (Flashback) Miacha
    I hope they enjoy it, nya!
[07:20] Allen
    Does that hotel happen to be the
    one you were most interested in?
[07:24] Charlotte
    Huh?! Um...
[07:27] Charlotte
    Yes.
[07:28] Allen
    That's a lie.
[07:29] Charlotte
    How did you know?!
[07:31] Allen/I
    Anyone could tell that it was a lie.
[07:34] Allen
    Hm. So it's not this one.
[07:37] Allen
    Then is it this hotel on an isolated island?
[07:39] Allen
    Oh wait, if it's a hotel that's
    popular with women, then...
[07:42] Charlotte
    S-Stop deducing, please!
[07:44] Charlotte
    I'm looking forward to the hot spring,
    and it's embarrassing...
[07:48] Allen
    Embarrassing?
[07:50] Allen
    Why would it be embarrassing for me
    to know where you want to go?
[07:53] Charlotte
    B-Because... it's a place a
    little child would want to go.
[08:00] Allen
    Hm, I see.
[08:03] Allen/I
    That should narrow down the list.
[08:07] Allen
    If you insist, then I won't pry anymore.
[08:10] Allen
    But I will tell you this.
[08:12] Charlotte
    Yes?
[08:13] Allen
    It's actually rather nice to do things you
    couldn't do as a child as an adult.
[08:20] Allen
    That's another naughty thing.
[08:23] Allen
    Plus, do you think I'd laugh at you after
    hearing where you want to go because it's childish?
[08:31] Charlotte
    No...
[08:32] Allen
    You can tell me when you feel like it.
[08:35] Allen
    I'll come with you, wherever it may be.
[08:39] Charlotte
    Okay!
[08:47] Mermaid
    Welcome to the Yunoha Resort!
[08:55] Allen
    I'm Crawford.
[08:56] Mermaid
    Thank you for your
    reservation, Mr. Crawford.
[08:59] Mermaid
    Your room is ready.
[09:01] Mermaid
    Would you like us to show it to you now?
[09:03] Allen
    That would be great.
[09:04] Allen
    Is the hot spring open?
[09:07] Mermaid
    Of course.
[09:08] Mermaid
    It's not too crowded right now.
[09:11] Allen
    Perhaps we can go take a bath first.
[09:14] Charlotte
    Y-Yes, if that's okay with you!
[09:17] Allen/I
    Looks like she was indeed looking
    forward to the hot spring at least.
[09:20] Mermaid
    Then allow me to show you
    to the main bathhouse.
[09:24] Charlotte
    Thank you—
[09:25] Allen
    Whoa!
[09:27] Mermaid
    I must say we are honored that
    you chose us for your honeymoon!
[09:34] Allen
    Honey...
[09:35] Charlotte
    ...moon?
[09:37] Mermaid
    Oh? Are you not a married couple?
[09:41] Allen
    Wha...?!
[09:42] Allen
    N-No, we're not!
[09:43] Mermaid
    Then just lovers!
[09:45] Charlotte
    Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo...
[09:48] Allen
    That's not it, either!
[09:49] Allen
    By the way, can you tell me
    what made you think that?
[09:54] Mermaid
    Well, that's because...
[09:56] Mermaid
    This is a special package for
    lovers and married couples.
[10:01] Allen/I
    Darn it, Miacha, you tricked us!
[10:03] Allen/I
    She did look unnaturally happy!
[10:07] Eruca
    Silly Bro.
[10:08] Eruca
    Obviously, we weren't gonna let
    this end up like a normal trip!
[10:11] Miacha
    This is the perfect travel
    plan for the Demon Lord!
[10:14] Eruca
    So, what are you going to do, Bro?
[10:17] Mermaid
    If you're not satisfied with the
    plan, you can of course change it.
[10:22] Mermaid
    But this is our most luxurious plan, so
    your companion would probably like it.
[10:29] Allen
    I-In that case...
[10:32] Allen
    W-We'll take the special plan for
    l-lovers and married couples!
[10:36] Mermaid
    With pleasure!
[10:37] Miacha/Eruca
    Yes!
[10:38] Charlotte
    Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo...
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    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
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    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:49] Mermaid
    Excuse me, please have this welcome drink on the house.
[10:54] Allen
    Why only one serving?
[10:58] Mermaid
    It's a part of the plan for
    lovers and married couples.
[11:01] Charlotte
    Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo...
[11:03] Eruca
    Here's another challenge, Bro!
[11:06] Eruca
    Share a drink with Charlotte
    and be lovey-dovey...
[11:09] Charlotte
    Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo...
[11:14] Mermaid
    Here we are.
[11:17] Mermaid
    These are our hot spring facilities.
    We're very proud of them.
[11:21] Mermaid
    All of them use the natural
    underground hot springs.
[11:24] Mermaid
    The open-air bath is the most popular one,
[11:27] Mermaid
    because you have an
    amazing view of the ocean.
[11:30] Allen
    Hm, that sounds good.
[11:33] Allen/I
    If I take in the view as I soak, it should
    help settle this uneasy feeling in my chest...
[11:38] Mermaid
    By the way, have you brought your swimsuits?
[11:42] Allen
    S-Swimsuits?!
[11:44] Charlotte
    Why?
[11:46] Mermaid
    Why, do you ask?
[11:47] Mermaid
    It's because our bath is a mixed bath for
    men and women, so you'd need swimsuits!
[11:53] Allen/Charlotte
    What?!
[11:55] Mermaid
    Then I'll escort your female guest.
[11:59] Mermaid
    We have tons of cute rental swimsuits, so
    please take your time to pick your favorite.
[12:06] Charlotte
    Wh-What?!
[12:12] Allen
    For real?
[12:14] Allen/I
    They said it wasn't too crowded right
    now, but there's still a lot of people around.
[12:19] Allen/I
    It's true that you can enjoy
    a spacious bath this way,
[12:22] Allen/I
    rather than separating it for men and women.
[12:26] Allen/I
    But swimsuits...!
[12:30] Allen/I
    What will happen to me when I
    see Charlotte in a swimsuit...?
[12:37] Allen/I
    If worst comes to worst, I'll stop
    my heart, and I'll keep on stopping it!
[12:40] Charlotte
    Um... I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
[12:44] Allen/I
    Stay calm, stay calm!
[12:46] Allen
    Oh, I just got here... too...
[12:55] Allen/I
    I didn't need to stop my heart.
[12:58] Allen/I
    Because it was already stopped.
[13:03] Miacha
    Rest in peace, nya.
[13:05] Eruca
    I guess it was too stimulating for Bro.
[13:08] Charlotte
    A-Allen?
[13:11] Charlotte
    I-I knew it wouldn't look good on me...
[13:17] Allen
    N-No!
[13:23] Allen
    It looks great on you!
[13:25] Charlotte
    Y-You think so?
[13:28] Charlotte
    I-I think you look great in yours, too...
[13:32] Allen
    Oh, I see.
[13:34] Allen
    I guess it goes both ways.
[13:36] Charlotte
    What does?
[13:38] Allen
    It's nothing.
[13:40] Allen
    More importantly, we should go!
[13:43] Allen
    Let's enjoy naughty things we can
    only do at a hot spring resort!
[13:53] Allen
    What a smash!
[14:00] Charlotte
    It feels nice.
[14:02] Allen
    Indeed.
[14:04] Charlotte
    I wish we could be here forever.
[14:07] Allen
    Indeed.
[14:08] Eruca
    Charlotte has been looking
    forward to the hot spring.
[14:11] Eruca
    A naughty activity here is
    the "main dish" of the trip!
[14:15] Miacha
    But they're simply chilling
    and relaxing, nya.
[14:18] Miacha
    I'll get dizzy from the long bath soon, nya.
[14:21] Charlotte
    This is my first time at a hot spring,
    but I never knew how wonderful it was.
[14:26] Allen
    This isn't the only way to
    enjoy a hot spring, Charlotte.
[14:30] Charlotte
    What?
[14:31] Mermaid
    I have brought you what you ordered, sir.
[14:35] Allen
    Perfect timing.
[14:36] Allen
    I appreciate it.
[14:37] Charlotte
    Allen, what did you...?
[14:40] Allen
    Eating ice cream as you soak in a hot spring:
[14:43] Allen
    It's a naughty thing you
    can only do at a hot spring.
[14:45] Charlotte
    H-How indulgent!
[14:47] Allen
    It's too early to be surprised.
[14:51] Allen
    Immortal Ice!
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[14:57] Allen
    Now it won't melt from the
    heat of the hot spring.
[15:00] Allen
    Take your time to enjoy it.
[15:01] Charlotte
    Thank you very much!
[15:10] Allen/I
    She makes it look so good.
[15:13] Eruca
    The only naughty thing they'll do
    at the hot spring is eat ice cream?!
[15:16] Miacha
    You're too wholesome, Demon Lord.
[15:19] Child 1
    Hey, Dad! I want that ice cream too!
[15:22] Father
    I guess you can have it.
[15:24] Father
    But don't tell Mom, she's doing
    a beauty treatment.
[15:26] Father
    Excuse me, can I have one ice cream?
[15:28] Mermaid
    Coming right up!
[15:31] Child 2
    I want ice cream too!
[15:33] Child 3
    Me too, me too!
[15:37] Mermaid
    I-I'll take your orders one at a time!
[15:41] Charlotte
    Ice cream sure is popular.
[15:44] Father
    Excuse me...
[15:46] Father
    If you don't mind, could you please
    put your spell on his ice cream?
[15:50] Child 1
    I want to try the super cold
    ice cream this lady is eating!
[15:55] Father
    He just won't listen...
[15:57] Allen
    That's why everyone's ordering it.
[16:00] Charlotte
    Allen.
[16:02] Allen
    Of course, no problem!
[16:04] Allen
    I'm in a good mood right now.
[16:06] Allen
    Come, bring your ice creams to me!
[16:10] Allen
    I shall put a spell on them!
[16:17] Mermaid
    Thank you so much for your help today!
[16:20] Allen
    Oh no, not a problem.
[16:22] Mermaid
    Actually, thanks to you, our sales
    of ice cream tripled today!
[16:27] Mermaid
    And you graciously put your spell on the
    rest of the containers so they wouldn't melt!
[16:32] Mermaid
    I cannot thank you enough!
[16:34] Allen
    I'm sure that's an overstatement.
[16:36] Allen
    It's really not a big deal,
    so please don't mention it.
[16:39] Charlotte
    But everyone was so happy.
[16:42] Charlotte
    Allen, you are an amazing sorcerer.
[16:45] Allen
    Now you too?
[16:46] Allen
    All I did was stop the
    ice cream from melting.
[16:49] Mermaid
    Do you have a plan for
    tomorrow's sightseeing?
[16:52] Mermaid
    If you'd like, we'll do everything
    in our power to make it special.
[16:56] Mermaid
    Please let us thank you!
[16:58] Allen
    Well, I appreciate your offer.
[17:01] Allen
    Do you have any sites you recommend?
[17:04] Mermaid
    There are plenty of tourist
    attractions around here.
[17:07] Mermaid
    Diving spots, beaches, and there's
    a hill where you can observe fenrirs.
[17:13] Allen
    There are fenrirs around here?
[17:15] Charlotte
    "Fenrir"?
[17:17] Allen
    They're noble and peaceful
    magical creatures.
[17:20] Allen
    It is said that the mere sight of
    them can bring you good luck.
[17:24] Mermaid
    However, it might be a waste
    of your time to go there.
[17:28] Mermaid
    It's their child-rearing season right now,
[17:30] Mermaid
    so they rarely come down from the mountains.
[17:32] Allen
    I see, I guess our timing was bad.
[17:35] Charlotte
    That's too bad.
[17:36] Mermaid
    However! There's another spot I can
    recommend for magical creatures!
[17:40] Mermaid
    Behold! It's the Yunoha Magical Zoo!
[17:42] Charlotte
    A zoo!
[17:51] Allen
    So this is our room...
[17:54] Charlotte
    O-Oh, wow!
[17:56] Charlotte
    We can see the ocean!
[17:58] Allen
    Yes, it's bigger than I expected...
[18:01] Allen
    What?!
[18:03] Charlotte
    A-Allen!
[18:05] Charlotte
    I-I-Is this...?
[18:07] Allen
    Can you come here right this
    minute, Ms. Concierge?!
[18:12] Eruca
    This is just the beginning!
[18:14] Eruca
    You think you're done after eating
    ice cream at a hot spring?
[18:16] Eruca
    I won't allow such a
    lukewarm romantic comedy!
[18:19] Miacha
    One bed under one roof!
[18:22] Miacha
    Something is bound to happen.
[18:24] Miacha
    What move are you going
    to make, nya, Demon Lord?
[18:28] Allen
    L-Let's go to sleep.
[18:30] Charlotte
    Y-Yes, please.
[18:33] Allen/I
    Since this room is for
    lovers and married couples,
[18:36] Allen/I
    this is the bed it's supposed to have.
[18:38] Allen/I
    But how did it come to this...?
[18:41] (Flashback) Mermaid
    It's possible to change your room, but
    this bed is a special custom-made one.
[18:46] (Flashback) Mermaid
    When two people sleep in it, they
    can see whatever dream they want!
[18:49] (Flashback) Mermaid
    So try it just for tonight!
[18:51] Allen
    A dreaming bed made by Dream Sprites...
[18:54] Allen
    It sure is a rare item.
[18:57] Charlotte
    I'm sorry, Allen, for dragging
    you along for my sake.
[19:01] Allen
    Don't worry.
[19:02] Allen
    A special bed made by
    Dream Sprite artisans,
[19:05] Allen
    who have the ability to sneak
    into others' dreams...
[19:07] Allen
    I was actually curious about it.
[19:11] Allen
    We have an early morning
    tomorrow, so let's go to sleep.
[19:14] Charlotte
    Y-Yes.
[19:21] Allen/I
    The bed is quite comfortable.
[19:24] Allen/I
    The height of the pillow and the
    softness of the mattress are perfect—
[19:28] Allen/I
    Jeez, how am I supposed to
    fall asleep like this?!
[19:31] Charlotte
    Allen, are you asleep yet?
[19:34] Allen
    No, I'm still awake.
[19:36] Charlotte
    It's hard to fall asleep, isn't it?
[19:39] Allen
    Charlotte, have you decided on
    what dream you want to see?
[19:43] Charlotte
    Um, well...
[19:44] Charlotte
    I was hoping to see my
    mom, who passed away.
[19:48] Charlotte
    I used to sleep beside her when I was small.
[19:53] Allen
    I see.
[19:54] Allen
    Then, all the more reason
    to fall asleep quickly.
[19:56] Charlotte
    B-But it's just hard to fall asleep...
[20:00] Allen
    Well, have no fear.
[20:05] Allen
    This is light hypnotic magic.
[20:07] Allen
    You will soon fall asleep.
[20:09] Charlotte
    Okay...
[20:12] Charlotte
    Good night, Allen...
[20:17] Allen
    Y-Yeah, good night.
[20:24] Allen
    Looks like the spell worked.
[20:27] Allen
    Her breathing pattern is regular and steady.
[20:30] Allen
    The glow of her skin looks healthy.
[20:33] Allen
    Her eyelashes like a baby deer's,
    and her lustrous, healthy lips...
[20:41] Allen
    Deadly Down!
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[21:04] Allen
    Did you have a good dream?
[21:06] Charlotte
    Yes!
[21:07] Charlotte
    I got to see my mother in my dream!
[21:10] Charlotte
    And I got to talk to her a lot!
[21:12] Charlotte
    I told her about you, Allen!
[21:15] Allen
    I see.
[21:29] Allen/I
    Charlotte's beloved mother,
    please rest assured.
[21:32] Allen/I
    I will protect her.
[21:37] Mermaid
    Excuse me.
[21:39] Mermaid
    It's time to check out...
[21:50] Gosetsu
    Allen Crawford...
[21:52] Gosetsu
    Are you really capable of
    protecting Charlotte Evans?
[23:30] Charlotte
    Today was really fun, wasn't it?
[23:32] Allen
    Yeah...
[23:32] Charlotte
    I can't fall asleep,
    thinking about tomorrow!
[23:35] Charlotte
    Next episode, "Naughty Zoo."
[23:35] Sign
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    Naughty Zoo
[23:37] Allen
    I can't sleep either, because Charlotte
    in her swimsuit is burned in my memory!

Season 1

E6 - Naughty Zoo

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[00:02] Allen
    Yunoha Magical Zoo.
[00:05] Allen
    So this was the place you wanted to go.
[00:09] Allen
    Come!
[00:19] Charlotte
    You see through everything, Allen.
[00:22] Charlotte
    But are you sure?
[00:24] Charlotte
    I'd hate to make you tag
    along with my selfish wish.
[00:27] Allen
    I'm sure.
[00:28] Allen
    But I didn't peg you as a
    magical creature lover.
[00:31] Charlotte
    R-Rather than magical creatures...
[00:37] Allen
    I see.
[00:38] Allen
    You want to go to the petting zoo?
[00:40] Charlotte
    Yes. I read about it in a book when I was
    younger, and I've always wanted to go.
[00:47] Allen
    Okay!
[00:47] Allen
    Then let us enjoy our time to the
    fullest, like we are children again!
[00:52] Charlotte
    Okay!
[00:54] Allen
    If there's anything you
    want, feel free to tell me!
[00:56] Allen
    I'll buy you anything!
[00:58] Charlotte
    I couldn't ask you to do that.
[01:01] Charlotte
    My gosh! T-Then...
[01:04] Charlotte
    May I have these, please?
[01:07] Allen
    Two of them?
[01:09] Charlotte
    Would you... like to wear them with me?
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[01:15] Charlotte
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[01:17] Charlotte
    I'm sure you wouldn't like
    something so childish...
[01:20] Allen
    I-I wouldn't mind it at all!
[01:22] Allen
    Ring these up, please!
[01:27] Gosetsu
    The time for us to finally battle has arrived...
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[03:03] Charlotte
    You look great!
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[03:05] Charlotte
    So adorable, Allen!
[03:07] Allen
    Y-You think?
[03:08] Allen/I
    I think it looks better on you, Charlotte...
[03:16] Allen
    It's quite a peaceful place.
[03:19] Allen
    Wait, there are hell capybaras here?!
[03:22] Allen
    They're ferocious magical beasts that can
    destroy a whole mountain if they're hungry.
[03:28] Zoo Keeper 1
    You know your stuff, sir!
[03:31] Zoo Keeper 1
    But please rest assured.
[03:33] Zoo Keeper 1
    Right now, they're resting
    deep in the forest.
[03:36] Allen
    I see, if it's just peaceful magical
    creatures, it should be safe.
[03:40] Allen
    How do you like it, Charlotte... Huh?!
[03:44] Allen
    Charlotte?! A-Are you okay?!
[03:47] Charlotte
    It's just that...
[03:48] Charlotte
    Th-They're so fluffy and soft and round...!
[03:52] Allen/I
    Does she have a head injury?!
[03:55] Charlotte
    I'm so happy I'm alive.
[03:58] Charlotte
    Thank you, Allen!
[04:00] Charlotte
    I never imagined I could
    see paradise like this.
[04:03] Charlotte
    Now I have no more regrets in life.
[04:05] Allen
    You haven't even petted anything yet.
[04:09] Allen/I
    What's so good about them?
[04:11] Allen/I
    They're just magical creatures covered in fur.
[04:14] Allen
    Now, let's go inside.
[04:16] Charlotte
    Y-Yes.
[04:18] Charlotte
    I'll fluff the creatures with care!
[04:21] Allen/I
    If she likes them this much,
    I can give her a hand.
[04:25] Allen
    May I have a word?
[04:27] Rabbit Magical Creature A
    Jeez, you scared me!
[04:28] Rabbit Magical Creature B
    You can speak our language?
[04:32] Allen
    Yes, I have some basic knowledge
    of magical creature language.
[04:36] Rabbit Magical Creature A
    So, how can I help you?
[04:38] Allen
    The thing is, my companion has
    taken a great liking to you.
[04:42] Allen
    I'll buy you whatever feed you
    want, so would you play with her?
[04:45] Rabbit Magical Creatures
    Yay! Of course we would!
[04:48] Allen/I
    Bribery complete.
[04:50] Allen
    Hey Charlotte, come over here—
[04:53] Allen
    Huh?!
[04:55] Charlotte
    So fluffy...
[04:56] Rabbit Magical Creatures
    She seems really nice!
[04:58] Allen
    The creatures I've bribed...!
[05:00] Person 1
    That lady's amazing!
[05:02] Person 2
    She's so popular with magical
    creatures, I wonder who she is?
[05:06] Allen
    Don't tell me she's...?!
[05:09] Charlotte
    I had such a great time!
[05:12] Allen
    Good, I'm glad.
[05:18] Charlotte
    I became such great friends with them.
[05:21] Allen
    Seems that way.
[05:23] Allen/I
    To translate their words...
[05:25] Magical Creatures
    Don't you dare touch our lady!
[05:27] Magical Creatures
    I'll bite off all kinds of vital organs!
[05:27] Magical Creatures
    Please pet us more!
[05:28] Allen/I
    What a peculiar type of fans!
[05:30] Allen/I
    Even if they're used to humans,
    it's a bit excessive...
[05:34] Allen/I
    But I've seen this before.
[05:38] Allen
    Charlotte, let me tell you one thing here.
[05:42] Charlotte
    Yes?
[05:43] Allen
    There are many types of magic and
    special skills in the world.
[05:47] Allen
    Some of them require innate skills.
[05:52] Charlotte
    Is that why you're so good at magic, Allen?
[05:55] Allen
    Yes.
[05:57] Allen
    Since I have a talent for magic,
[05:59] Allen
    I can use non-verbal incantation,
    which is a high-level skill.
[06:03] Allen
    And Charlotte, you may have...
[06:06] Allen
    the talent for being a
    magical creature tamer.
[06:10] Charlotte
    A-A magical creature tamer?
[06:12] Allen
    Just as the name suggests,
[06:14] Allen
    it means someone who can communicate
    with magical creatures and use them.
[06:18] Allen
    You were able to mesmerize those
    creatures with no training.
[06:22] Allen
    It's more than possible.
[06:24] Charlotte
    You think I may have such a power?
[06:27] Allen
    Yes. A significant one, I think.
[06:31] Allen
    I can barely communicate
    with lower-rank creatures.
[06:36] Allen/I
    Could that be why she's adored
    by the thugs in town?
[06:41] Allen/I
    Talented magical creature
    tamers can take and control
[06:45] Allen/I
    high-ranked beasts like fenrirs at will.
[06:49] Allen/I
    But I've never heard of them
    using their power on humans...
[06:53] Zoo Keeper 1
    E-Excuse me!
[06:54] Allen
    Hm?
[06:54] Zoo Keeper 1
    I-I saw you earlier at the petting area,
[06:56] Zoo Keeper 1
    and you were so popular
    with the magical creatures!
[06:59] Zoo Keeper 1
    Are you... well-known
    magical creature tamers?
[07:02] Allen
    What's wrong?
[07:03] Allen
    Did something happen?
[07:06] Zoo Keeper 1
    Please help us!
[07:08] Zoo Keeper 1
    We don't know what to do!
[07:11] Allen/Charlotte
    Huh?
[07:13] Zoo Keeper 1
    I've brought the magical creature tamers.
[07:16] Zoo Keeper 2
    Good job!
[07:18] Zoo Director
    They seem rather young.
[07:21] Zoo Director
    Are you sure about...
[07:22] Zoo Director
    Hm?
[07:23] Zoo Director
    Are you by any chance the
    son of the Crawfords?
[07:27] Allen
    Indeed I am.
[07:29] Allen
    Have I met you somewhere before?
[07:31] Zoo Director
    Yes, once at the open lecture
    at the Athena Magical Academy.
[07:36] Zoo Keeper 3
    Someone from the Crawfords!
    That's reassuring!
[07:39] Zoo Director
    I'm the director of this magical zoo.
[07:43] Zoo Director
    Could you please help us?
[07:46] Allen
    Of course, but what seems to be the problem?
[07:49] Zoo Director
    It'd be easier to show you.
[07:54] Allen
    Wha...?!
[08:01] Allen
    A fenrir?!
[08:03] Charlotte
    It's badly injured...
[08:04] Zoo Director
    It seems that it got separated from its
    parents and shot by a poacher.
[08:09] Allen/I
    Fenrirs are an endangered species.
[08:11] Allen/I
    Harming one gets you imprisoned.
[08:13] Allen/I
    But since its fur and bones are excellent
    materials for magical equipment,
[08:18] Allen/I
    the poaching never stops...
[08:20] Zoo Director
    This is the first time
    we've captured a fenrir.
[08:24] Zoo Director
    None of us can communicate with it,
[08:27] Zoo Director
    which makes it difficult to get
    close enough to use healing spells.
[08:31] Allen
    That is indeed a problem.
[08:34] Allen
    Hey, listen to me.
[08:36] Allen
    We don't mean to harm you—
[08:39] Allen
    It won't even listen.
[08:41] Zoo Director
    It's been like this since we found
    it, and it hasn't eaten anything either.
[08:45] Zoo Director
    I'm not sure if we can wait until
    it's ready to open up to us.
[08:49] Allen
    There's no magical
    creature tamers on staff?
[08:51] Zoo Director
    None that are skilled
    enough to deal with a fenrir...
[08:57] Charlotte
    Fenrir...
[09:00] Allen
    Understood.
[09:01] Allen
    I'll do the best I can to help—
[09:03] Zoo Keeper 1
    We have a problem!
[09:04] Zoo Keeper 1
    The mother of this fenrir
    seems to be headed this way!
[09:09] Zoo Director
    What?! That's impossible!
[09:11] Zoo Keeper 4
    When we found the cub, we
    used trace severance magic.
[09:14] Zoo Keeper 4
    How did it find us...?
[09:15] Zoo Keeper 5
    The mother must be a very high-ranked fenrir.
[09:18] Zoo Keeper 6
    That particular individual has
    been around for over 100 years.
[09:22] Allen/I
    Fenrirs are known not only for their
    rarity, but also for their pure strength.
[09:28] Allen/I
    For an individual over 100 years of age,
    wiping out a city would be as easy as pie.
[09:34] Allen/I
    This is indeed bad.
[09:37] Allen/I
    Returning the cub...
    would be a foolish idea.
[09:40] Allen/I
    In her eyes, we're nothing but
    abductors who took away her cub.
[09:44] Zoo Keeper 1
    We haven't tended its wounds yet,
    so it's dangerous to let it out.
[09:48] Zoo Director
    I'm also concerned how the mother would
    react, seeing her cub injured...
[09:53] Allen
    We'd only be making the matter worse...
[09:55] Allen
    I have no choice.
[09:57] Allen
    I'll go stop the mother for now.
[10:00] Zoo Keeper 5
    No way!
[10:01] Zoo Keeper 6
    That's impossible!
[10:03] Allen
    Don't worry, it's my specialty.
[10:06] Allen
    But I'll need you to evacuate
    the zoo guests just in case.
[10:09] Zoo Keeper 6
    Thank you!
[10:11] Zoo Keeper 6
    We will!
[10:13] Allen
    Good. Now Charlotte, you go with them—
[10:15] Charlotte
    Allen!
[10:16] Charlotte
    You did say earlier that I may have a
    talent for magical creature taming.
[10:22] Allen
    I did, but...
[10:25] Allen
    Forget it, it's too dangerous.
[10:28] Charlotte
    But I can't sit back and do nothing!
[10:32] Charlotte
    Please!
[10:33] Charlotte
    I'll run away if I feel I'm in danger.
[10:36] Charlotte
    Let me talk to that cub!
[10:39] Allen
    Charlotte...
[10:41] Zoo Director
    And who exactly...?
[10:43] Zoo Keeper 1
    She might be able to do it.
[10:46] Zoo Keeper 1
    She tamed all of the creatures at the
    petting zoo without using magic!
[10:51] Zoo Keeper 7
    But the creatures there are rather gentle.
[10:54] Zoo Keeper 8
    She couldn't possibly tame a fenrir...
[10:56] Zoo Keepers
    Exactly.
[10:57] Zoo Keepers
    It's impossible.
[10:58] Allen/I
    Before, she would have backed
    down when I told her no.
[11:03] Allen/I
    When I first met her, she was like a doll.
[11:06] Allen/I
    And now, she's ready to fight for someone.
[11:11] Allen
    Then you're on.
[11:12] Allen
    Persuade the cub to accept the treatment.
[11:15] Charlotte
    O-Okay!
[11:16] Allen
    Mr. Zoo Director.
[11:18] Allen
    Could you let her speak to the young fenrir?
[11:22] Allen
    She has a talent for
    magical creature taming.
[11:24] Zoo Director
    With your recommendation, Mr. Crawford...
[11:27] Zoo Director
    Either way, we don't really have a choice.
[11:32] Allen
    Good, then that's settled.
[11:36] Allen/I
    Charlotte and I have done things together before.
[11:40] Allen/I
    But this is our first time joining forces!
[11:45] Allen
    Well then. Time to talk to the fenrirs.
[11:48] Charlotte
    Yes!
[12:02] Eruca
    It's paradise.
[12:04] Miacha
    Indeed, nya.
[12:05] Announcement/I
    This is the Yunoha Resort security department.
[12:07] Announcement/I
    A fenrir is headed toward us.
[12:10] Announcement/I
    Guests are advised to evacuate
    to a safe place immediately.
[12:11] Eruca
    What?! Way to ruin our vacation!
[12:15] Miacha
    But we've got the Demon Lord, so we're safe.
[12:18] Eruca
    True.
[12:19] Allen
    I knew I'd find you here.
[12:22] Miacha
    Nya nya?!
[12:22] Eruca
    Bro?!
[12:23] Allen
    I knew you were following us.
[12:26] Allen
    But this worked out perfectly.
[12:30] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:33] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:40] Allen
    It's said that the mere sight of a
    fenrir would bring you luck...
[12:45] Allen
    If that's true, then my luck should
    be through the roof right now.
[12:50] Allen
    I should put up a barrier while I can.
[12:55] Allen
    This should protect the people
    inside the Yunoha Resort.
[12:58] Allen
    I'll buy some time for Charlotte
    to finish persuading the cub.
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[13:04] Allen
    Ice Bind!
[13:07] Allen
    Now they're stuck for awhile.
[13:09] Allen
    I wonder if they're the cub's siblings?
[13:17] Allen
    This must be the mother...!
[13:26] Allen/I
    Paralyze!
[13:26] Sign
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[13:32] Allen
    A diversion, huh? I'm tickled.
[13:34] Allen
    I would have been hurt if the
    defense magic didn't work in time.
[13:39] Allen
    Listen to me. I...
[13:49] Allen
    No good, huh?
[13:51] Allen
    I don't have a choice.
[13:53] Allen
    I wish it didn't have to come to this.
[13:54] Gosetsu
    Are you sure you want to use magic?
[13:57] Gosetsu
    You hurt the fenrir, and the cub
    won't be reunited with their mother.
[14:02] Gosetsu
    That would make her sad.
[14:04] Allen
    You're... a hell capybara?!
[14:06] Gosetsu
    Indeed, that is the name of my species.
[14:09] Gosetsu
    I am called Gosetsu.
[14:12] Allen/I
    Could they be the magical zoo's...?
[14:15] Allen
    Gosetsu or whatever, what
    do you want from me?
[14:18] Gosetsu
    My goal is to rescue that lady who
    is forced to stay by your side.
[14:24] Allen
    You mean Charlotte?
[14:25] Gosetsu
    Do not speak her name so casually!
[14:28] Allen
    How do you know about her?
[14:31] Gosetsu
    That's a simple story.
[14:33] Gosetsu
    After I snuck out of the magical zoo
    and wandered about different places...
[14:38] Gosetsu
    That's when I met her, Lady Charlotte.
[14:42] Gosetsu
    I knew I had to do something to
    save the beautiful Lady Charlotte.
[14:48] Gosetsu
    Then you showed up.
[14:50] Gosetsu
    And I learned of the unfounded
    rumors about Lady Charlotte.
[14:56] Gosetsu
    There's no way that beautiful
    lady is an evil woman.
[14:59] Gosetsu
    My conviction grew stronger as
    I observed her life after that.
[15:04] Gosetsu
    I've also realized...
[15:07] Gosetsu
    that I'd have to eliminate you
    to protect Lady Charlotte.
[15:12] Allen
    I see.
[15:13] Allen
    So you're jealous.
[15:15] Gosetsu
    Curse you!
[15:24] Allen/I
    What power...
[15:25] Allen/I
    As expected from the hell capybara.
[15:27] Gosetsu
    You are ignorant.
[15:29] Gosetsu
    You just idle your time away with Lady
    Charlotte, without even trying to save her.
[15:34] Gosetsu
    That's just laziness.
[15:35] Allen
    Laziness?
[15:37] Allen
    I cannot ignore that.
[15:39] Gosetsu
    All you do is corrupt Lady
    Charlotte, instead of saving her.
[15:43] Allen
    Then what do you plan to do?
[15:45] Gosetsu
    Unleash the power sealed
    inside me to defeat you,
[15:49] Gosetsu
    then destroy the Neruz Kingdom.
[15:52] Allen
    Destroy?
[15:54] Allen
    Do you think that will make Charlotte happy?
[15:57] Gosetsu
    This is why I say you're naïve.
[16:00] Gosetsu
    That nation is the cause
    of Lady Charlotte's pain.
[16:03] Gosetsu
    I shall reduce it to ashes, and I'll show
    you heaps of corpses and rivers of blood.
[16:09] Gosetsu
    If you mean to interfere,
    I will not hold back!
[16:12] Gosetsu
    I've told the fenrirs you're the
    one who took their cub.
[16:17] Gosetsu
    I might not even get my turn with you.
[16:21] Allen
    I see.
[16:22] Allen
    So the fenrirs' diversion was your idea.
[16:26] Allen/I
    The hell capybara and an army of fenrirs...
[16:29] Allen/I
    Even if I meet them with full force,
    I may not come out in one piece.
[16:36] Gosetsu
    Those are...
[16:40] Charlotte
    Allen!
[16:42] Allen
    Charlotte!
[16:44] Allen
    Is the treatment over?
[16:46] Charlotte
    Yes. I did my best to
    persuade this little one,
[16:49] Charlotte
    who agreed to receive the treatment.
[16:51] Allen
    Charlotte, you've grown so reliable.
[16:55] Allen
    And what are they...?
[16:57] Charlotte
    I tried to come to you, and they
    said they were worried about me.
[17:02] Allen
    Do you... understand their language?!
[17:05] Charlotte
    Y-Yes!
[17:06] Charlotte
    It's not perfect, but I can tell
    what they're trying to say.
[17:10] Allen/I
    It took me half a year to master
    elementary magical creature language.
[17:15] Allen/I
    If she gets proper training,
[17:17] Allen/I
    she might become a magical creature
    tamer strong enough to stand beside me.
[17:22] Allen
    Then do you know what that mother
    and child are talking about?
[17:25] Charlotte
    Yes. Um...
[17:28] Charlotte
    What?
[17:29] Charlotte
    The fenrir mother had
    mistaken you as a poacher!
[17:34] Charlotte
    And the one who told that lie is...
[17:38] Gosetsu
    Lady Charlotte.
[17:39] Gosetsu
    Leave that man this instant
    and come with me.
[17:43] Allen
    Stop spouting nonsense!
[17:45] Gosetsu
    That man will bring you
    even more misfortune.
[17:48] Gosetsu
    You had to flee from your country,
    and yet instead of avenging you,
[17:52] Gosetsu
    he leads you down the path of corruption.
[17:54] Charlotte
    That's not true!
[17:56] Charlotte
    Allen gave me peaceful days where
    I don't have to be afraid.
[18:00] Charlotte
    With him, I'm finally able to live.
[18:04] Charlotte
    I will not forgive you if
    you speak ill of Allen!
[18:07] Allen
    Y-You don't have to go that far...
[18:09] Gosetsu
    I will be able to save you properly...
[18:15] Gosetsu
    It seems I shall have to take you away by force!
[18:18] Allen
    Charlotte, step back.
[18:20] Gosetsu
    Allen Crawford!
[18:22] Gosetsu
    There's no way you can save Lady
    Charlotte like that!
[18:25] Allen
    Shut up!
[18:26] Allen
    I've thought about storming into
    that country numerous times.
[18:29] Charlotte
    Allen...
[18:30] Allen
    But I will wait until she's
    decided what she wants to do!
[18:33] Allen
    Your method will only cause Charlotte pain!
[18:37] Gosetsu
    What's so wrong about punishing evil?
[18:40] Gosetsu
    I'm sure Lady Charlotte wants that too!
[18:45] Allen
    All the more reason I can't let this go.
[18:47] Gosetsu
    Wh-What?!
[18:49] Allen
    Teaching naughty things to Charlotte
    is a privilege allowed only to me!
[19:01] Allen
    Are you all right?
[19:03] Allen
    I'm sorry, that was excessive.
[19:07] Gosetsu
    I must say it was a good punch.
[19:10] Gosetsu
    It fully demonstrated what's in your heart.
[19:13] Gosetsu
    It would be boorish of me to come in
    between your affairs of the heart.
[19:19] Allen
    Hm? "Affairs of the heart"?
[19:22] Gosetsu
    The proof is on your head.
[19:26] Allen
    What are you talking about...
[19:28] Allen
    Huh?!
[19:29] Allen
    I-I-I-I can explain...
[19:32] Mermaid
    Thank you so much for everything!
[19:36] Mermaid
    We heard that you saved a fenrir!
[19:40] Allen
    Well, I guess we did.
[19:42] Allen
    But the credit should go to her.
[19:44] Charlotte
    What?
[19:45] Charlotte
    But...
[19:46] Charlotte
    The ones who tended to the fenrir's
    wounds were the zoo keepers.
[19:51] Charlotte
    I only talked to the cub...
[19:55] Allen
    But if you didn't, things
    wouldn't have gone this well.
[19:59] Allen
    You made it happen.
[20:01] Allen
    So be proud.
[20:02] Charlotte
    I did...?
[20:04] Mermaid
    Thank you very much, ma'am.
[20:06] Mermaid
    Now we can see them happily running around again!
[20:11] Charlotte
    You're welcome!
[20:12] Allen/I
    The hot spring trip was not only fun, but
    it was also a fruitful event for Charlotte.
[20:19] Allen/I
    Even though I had reservations
    about the trip plan...
[20:23] Mermaid
    Your carriage is ready.
[20:25] Mermaid
    Right this way.
[20:27] Allen
    Well then, let's head home.
[20:29] Charlotte
    Yes.
[20:30] Charlotte
    Thank you for everything.
[20:33] Charlotte
    Hmm?
[20:38] Mermaid
    Fenrirs?!
[20:39] Mermaid
    So many of them!
[20:41] Mermaid
    I've never seen them this
    close in all my 200 years!
[20:47] Allen
    Did they come to say goodbye?
[20:49] Charlotte
    A-Allen!
[20:51] Allen
    Hm?
[20:52] Charlotte
    I almost forgot, the poachers
    who wounded the fenrir were—
[20:56] Eruca
    I caught the poachers, so no worries.
[20:58] Miacha
    They seem to have gone
    after baby fenrirs again.
[21:01] Charlotte
    Eruca, Miacha!
[21:04] Allen
    I bumped into them at the resort.
[21:05] Allen
    So I asked them to apprehend the poachers.
[21:09] Charlotte
    That's amazing!
[21:10] Charlotte
    But why are you two here?
[21:13] Miacha
    I-I wonder why, nya?
[21:16] Eruca
    Wh-What a coincidence, huh?!
[21:19] Allen
    Anyhow, let's take a look at their faces.
[21:22] Poacher A
    We were this close to getting rich quick!
[21:24] Poacher B
    You'll pay for this!
[21:26] Poacher B
    Next time, we'll catch you!
[21:27] Poacher C
    We're gonna sell you off for a fortune!
[21:30] Allen
    I see, no sign of remorse.
[21:33] Allen
    In that case...
[21:37] Allen
    Don't worry. I just raised
    your defense with my magic.
[21:43] Allen
    Now the fenrirs can have safe
    toys to play with... you.
[21:48] Poachers
    Huh?
[23:30] Gosetsu
    Master Allen, I shall do great
    things in the next episode.
[23:34] Allen
    Why are you still here?!
[23:35] Gosetsu
    Next episode, "Naughty Resident."
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty Resident
[23:37] Allen
    Gosetsu, don't tell me you are...?

Season 1

E7 - Naughty Resident

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[00:01] Charlotte
    Allen, this one wants to come with us.
[00:06] Allen
    You're ready to part with
    your precious child?
[00:09] Charlotte
    Wouldn't you miss your family?
[00:13] Mermaid
    You are from the Grol region, correct?
[00:17] Mermaid
    A fenrir can come back here
    in just under an hour.
[00:21] Allen
    I see, so it's nothing more than a homestay.
[00:26] Allen
    Good, then come to my house.
[00:29] Allen
    Please get along with Charlotte!
[00:32] Charlotte
    Are you sure?
[00:34] Charlotte
    Not only me, but also this little one...
[00:36] Allen
    I don't mind.
[00:38] Allen
    My mansion is big and has plenty
    of places to take walks.
[00:43] Allen
    Plus, it's a good thing to
    have more family, right?
[00:46] Charlotte
    F-Family?
[00:49] Charlotte
    You mean me, too?
[00:51] Allen
    Don't make me say the obvious.
[00:53] Allen
    You're practically my family.
[01:00] Allen
    What's wrong?
[01:01] Allen
    Did I say something weird?
[01:04] Charlotte
    N-No, it's nothing...
[01:07] Eruca
    My bro is so dense yet bold.
[01:11] Miacha
    An unconscious womanizer...
[01:14] Allen
    W-Why are you here?!
[01:16] Gosetsu
    As a token of apology for causing trouble,
[01:18] Gosetsu
    I wish to be the bodyguard
    for Lady Charlotte.
[01:21] Charlotte
    Excuse me, I've been meaning to ask...
[01:26] Charlotte
    Who might you be?
[01:28] Gosetsu
    Surely, you jest.
[01:31] Gosetsu
    I'm your family who loves you.
[01:33] Allen
    Don't call yourself family
    without permission!
[01:35] Allen
    Go back to the zoo!
[01:37] Mermaid
    Please come back to our hotel
    again for your real honeymoon!
[01:47] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[03:15] Sign
    Naughty Resident
[03:17] Charlotte
    Well then, I'll go on a walk with Lü.
[03:21] Allen
    Okay.
[03:26] Allen
    Lü, I'm counting on you
    to protect Charlotte!
[03:31] Allen/I
    Oh?
[03:33] Charlotte
    Let's go, Lü.
[03:41] Allen/I
    After the trip to the Yunoha region,
    Lü, a fenrir, joined our family.
[03:46] Gosetsu
    And now you have less time to enjoy doing
    naughty things with Lady Charlotte.
[03:54] Gosetsu
    You seem sad that Lü has taken
    Lady Charlotte away from you.
[03:59] Allen
    Gosetsu, how long are
    you going to stay here?
[04:02] Gosetsu
    How long? Please.
[04:04] Gosetsu
    I'm Lady Charlotte's family, after all.
[04:08] Allen
    I'm not on board with that.
[04:10] Gosetsu
    Don't be so cold.
[04:12] Gosetsu
    Surely you love Lady Charlotte
    as much as I do, Master Allen?
[04:17] Allen
    L-Love?!
[04:23] Allen
    I-I do, as family, that is.
[04:26] Gosetsu
    Smirk.
[04:28] Allen/I
    Just as this hell capybara points out,
[04:32] Allen/I
    I feel rather sad to have
    less time with Charlotte.
[04:38] Allen/I
    But I'm happy that she has a goal now.
[04:43] Allen/I
    A goal of becoming a magical creature tamer.
[04:48] Allen/I
    On the night we came back
    from the Yunoha region...
[04:53] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Allen, I'd like to properly learn about
    becoming a magical creature tamer.
[04:59] Allen/I
    She's become so positive.
[05:02] Allen/I
    When she first came here,
[05:04] Allen/I
    all she did was count the grains
    of the wooden floor for hours...
[05:08] (Flashback) Allen
    Very well.
[05:09] (Flashback) Allen
    I will teach you everything you
    need to know, starting with the basics.
[05:14] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Thank you very much!
[05:17] Allen/I
    Ever since then, Charlotte has been nothing
    but diligent, excellent, and quick to learn.
[05:23] Allen/I
    She was devoted enough to spend every
    night reviewing and previewing materials.
[05:28] Allen/I
    She's a brilliant student who's highly
    motivated to research things on her own.
[05:38] Allen/I
    Since Charlotte started studying
    to become a magical creature tamer,
[05:41] Allen/I
    I'm discovering a new side to her every day.
[05:47] Allen
    Now, you try.
[05:50] Charlotte
    Okay...
[05:53] Charlotte
    Here I go.
[06:01] Charlotte
    If you please.
[06:32] Charlotte
    Well done, Lü!
[06:36] Allen
    You've mastered it.
[06:38] Allen
    I don't believe anyone has been able to
    communicate with fenrirs the way you have.
[06:43] Allen
    You are indeed a genius.
[06:45] Allen
    As expected of my beloved student.
[06:47] Gosetsu
    Was that your excuse to tell
    her she's your "beloved"?
[06:54] Allen
    Of course not!
[06:55] Allen
    Seriously, you need to leave!
[06:57] Allen
    Please return to the zoo!
[06:59] Gosetsu
    How many times must I tell you?
[07:02] Gosetsu
    This is my home.
[07:05] Charlotte
    Here. Your treat, Lü.
[07:09] Allen
    Charlotte did pretty well, but so did you.
[07:17] Charlotte
    Lü?!
[07:18] Charlotte
    You shouldn't bite others!
[07:22] Charlotte
    I'm sorry, Allen.
[07:26] Allen
    No, it's all right.
[07:28] Allen
    But like I said, it proves that you're the
    only one who can build trust with Lü.
[07:35] Charlotte
    I'm sure it's not...
[07:36] Gosetsu
    Indeed.
[07:38] Gosetsu
    The way I see it, I believe Lady Charlotte
[07:40] Gosetsu
    has reached the level of
    having Beast Conversation.
[07:46] Charlotte
    Beast Conversation...
[07:48] Charlotte
    That's the magic to automatically
    replace the language
[07:51] Charlotte
    of magical creatures you've bonded to
    with human language, correct?
[07:56] Allen
    You've studied thoroughly.
[07:59] Charlotte
    Thank you.
[08:01] Charlotte
    It was described in the
    book I read the other day.
[08:04] Charlotte
    Speaking of which, why is Gosetsu
    able to communicate with us?
[08:09] Allen
    Good point.
[08:10] Allen
    Is it some sort of spell?
[08:13] Allen
    If there's a trick to it, I'd like to—
[08:15] Gosetsu
    I'm self-taught!
[08:17] Gosetsu
    I've lived such a long time that I
    learned the human language on my own.
[08:26] Allen
    B-But I've never heard of Beast
    Conversation working on a fenrir.
[08:32] Allen
    Isn't it too early to try?
[08:36] Charlotte
    Please let me try!
[08:58] Charlotte
    Beast Conversation.
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[09:10] Charlotte
    Lü... Can you try and say something?
[09:16] Allen
    Don't lose heart.
[09:17] Allen
    It's only natural that you can't
    use this level of spell—
[09:20] Lü
    Why the hell are you touching my mommy?
[09:24] Charlotte
    Lü! You can use our language!
[09:27] Lü
    What?
[09:28] Lü
    Oh, yeah!
[09:29] Lü
    I'm talking to Mommy!
[09:31] Charlotte
    "Mommy"?!
[09:33] Charlotte
    But I'm happy to be speaking with you!
[09:36] Lü
    Yay!
[09:37] Charlotte
    Wait, Lü! Hold on!
[09:42] Gosetsu
    I told you, she is special.
[09:46] Allen
    She is my beloved student.
[09:54] Gosetsu
    But it looks like Lü really does hate you.
[10:00] Allen
    That's not true... is it...?
[10:10] Charlotte
    Wow!
[10:12] Allen
    I thought Lü should have a special bathing area.
[10:17] Allen
    It's a gift to celebrate being
    able to speak with Lü.
[10:19] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you very much!
[10:22] Charlotte
    Isn't that nice, Lü?
[10:24] Lü
    Yeah!
[10:25] Charlotte
    Come on, Lü.
[10:27] Charlotte
    You should say thank you.
[10:31] Lü
    Thank you...
[10:33] Charlotte
    Lü, do you think you can
    try a little louder?
[10:37] Allen
    Being able to say it at all is enough.
[10:39] Allen
    Go, play and have fun.
[10:44] Allen
    Why are you the first one to use it?!
[10:46] Gosetsu
    Because we're family.
[10:48] Allen
    It's for fenrirs and humans only!
[10:50] Allen
    It's not meant to be
    used by hell capybaras!
[10:54] Gosetsu
    Wouldn't that be discrimination
    against capybaras?
[11:00] Lü
    I'm going in, too!
[11:06] Charlotte
    You splashed me, Lü!
[11:06] Lü
    Here! Here!
[11:11] Gosetsu
    If capybaras are barred from
    using it, then I have no choice.
[11:17] Gosetsu
    Hell Forest Rat Style Secret Technique!
[11:20] Gosetsu
    Shimmering Water!
[11:33] Allen/Charlotte
    What?!
[11:35] Gosetsu
    It's the transformation technique
    I obtained so I might partake
[11:39] Gosetsu
    in what humans call "gourmet food" in town...
[11:41] Gosetsu
    It's the perfect chance to try it.
[11:43] Gosetsu
    What do you think?
[11:46] Allen
    I mean... are you...
[11:49] Allen
    a female?
[11:51] Gosetsu
    That's your reaction?
[11:53] Charlotte
    Lü, it's cold!
[11:59] Allen
    It's so peaceful...
[12:02] Allen/I
    I wish days like this could go on forever.
[12:06] Allen/I
    But that's rather out of character for me.
[12:10] Allen/I
    But look how much she's changed
    since she first arrived here...
[12:15] Charlotte
    Lü!
[12:18] Allen/I
    Something's wrong with my heart?!
[12:20] Allen/I
    Perhaps I stopped it too often...
[12:26] Allen/I
    Or, is it...?
[12:30] Charlotte
    Allen, what's wrong?
[12:33] Allen
    It's nothing.
[12:35] Allen
    In any case, Charlotte, don't
    you want to get out soon?
[12:39] Charlotte
    Huh? Whoa!
[12:42] Charlotte
    I suppose.
[12:45] Charlotte
    Lü and Gosetsu, would you like
    to stay and play a bit longer?
[12:48] Lü
    Yup!
[12:49] Gosetsu
    Yes.
[12:51] Charlotte
    Then I'll get out first.
[12:53] Charlotte
    Take your time.
[12:55] Lü
    Okay!
[12:55] Gosetsu
    Sure.
[12:58] Charlotte
    Allen.
[12:59] Allen
    Hm?
[13:00] Charlotte
    I'm so grateful for everything
    you've done for me.
[13:04] Allen
    Why so formal?
[13:06] Allen
    I told you that I'd teach you everything
    there is to know about naughty things.
[13:11] Allen
    This is nothing.
[13:14] Allen
    I can even make you a lazy river.
[13:18] Charlotte
    The garden is so big, a lazy
    river here can be a reality.
[13:22] Allen
    Right. The former owner of the property
[13:26] Allen
    didn't seem to know what to do with
    it, so it was left untouched.
[13:30] Charlotte
    There was someone living here before you?
[13:34] Allen
    Yes.
[13:35] Allen
    I haven't met them, but it's
    believed that the previous resident...
[13:39] Allen
    disappeared.
[13:42] Charlotte
    What?
[13:43] Allen
    Apparently, it was an eccentric elf
    who used to live here 30 years ago.
[13:48] Allen
    They stayed out of town, were unsociable,
[13:51] Allen
    and were always at their desk,
    like they were possessed.
[13:54] Allen
    But one day, they suddenly disappeared.
[13:58] Allen
    Some say they jumped off the cliff because
    they repeatedly failed at their experiments.
[14:02] Allen
    Others say they were eaten by
    the monster they created.
[14:06] Allen
    Or their body was taken over by mushrooms
[14:08] Allen
    for committing a taboo and
    still wanders about...
[14:12] Allen
    Anyhow, because of such rumors,
[14:14] Allen
    I got to buy this mansion
    for a much cheaper price...
[14:20] Allen/I
    Shoot, did I go too far?!
[14:22] Allen
    I'm sorry, Charlotte—
[14:24] Charlotte
    That...
[14:25] Allen
    Hm?
[14:26] Allen
    No way!
[14:28] Allen
    Hey, Gosetsu!
[14:30] Allen
    Are you okay?!
[14:34] Gosetsu
    What seems to be the problem?
[14:36] Allen
    You're alive!
[14:38] Allen
    But what on earth are these?
[14:41] Gosetsu
    If you're asking about this
    phenomenon, I cannot explain it.
[14:46] Gosetsu
    If you're asking me what these
    are, I'd say they're mushrooms.
[14:50] Allen
    Well, I know they're mushrooms—
[14:52] Dorothea
    Hey!
[14:56] Dorothea
    Y'all are the ones who stole
    my precious mushrooms?!
[15:01] Charlotte
    Mushrooms...?
[15:02] Allen
    ...A ghost?!
[15:04] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[15:07] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[15:12] Dorothea
    Man, I didn't mean to scare you like that.
[15:17] Dorothea
    My bad!
[15:18] Allen
    Right...
[15:20] Charlotte
    Um...
[15:22] Dorothea
    Mister Allen, is it?
[15:25] Dorothea
    I understand now that you weren't
    trying to steal my mushrooms.
[15:29] Allen
    Who exactly are you?
[15:31] Dorothea
    Oh, I haven't introduced myself.
[15:35] Dorothea
    I'm Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein.
[15:38] Dorothea
    You can call me Dorothea!
[15:42] Allen
    Another problematic one...
[15:46] Allen
    But hold on, it seems that she's
    been living here for a while,
[15:50] Allen
    but I've never felt her presence before.
[15:55] Charlotte
    Are you... a ghost?!
[16:01] Charlotte
    I-I knew you existed!
[16:03] Dorothea
    A ghost?
[16:05] Dorothea
    What are you talking about?
[16:07] Dorothea
    I mean, I'm the one with questions here!
[16:09] Dorothea
    Who exactly are you?
[16:13] Charlotte
    Allen...?
[16:15] Allen
    Who are we?
[16:16] Allen
    We live in the mansion upstairs.
[16:19] Dorothea
    What?!
[16:20] Dorothea
    The mansion upstairs is mine!
[16:23] Allen
    You're not making any sense.
[16:26] Allen
    Don't tell me... you're the elf
    who disappeared 30 years ago!
[16:31] Charlotte/Dorothea
    What?!
[16:34] Dorothea
    Thirty... years...?!
[16:40] Dorothea
    Man, 30 years does change things, eh?
[16:44] Dorothea
    Who'd have imagined rare magical
    creatures like these would live here?
[16:48] Gosetsu
    Master Allen, could she be a dark elf...?
[16:52] Allen
    Indeed, I thought she was peculiar...
[16:55] Dorothea
    Oh, you could recognize that?
[16:57] Dorothea
    As expected of a hell capybara!
[17:00] Charlotte
    What is that exactly?
[17:02] Allen
    A rare breed of elf with an elite status.
[17:06] Allen
    They're almost mythological.
[17:08] Gosetsu
    A dark elf would be able to survive
[17:11] Gosetsu
    on the magical power in the air for at least
    100 years without eating or drinking.
[17:16] Allen/I
    Now we have a fenrir, a hell
    capybara, and a dark elf...
[17:22] Allen/I
    I bet no one has ever seen
    three like them together before.
[17:26] Allen/I
    But what would urge a dark elf
    into hiding for 30 years...?
[17:33] Dorothea
    I'm considered missing, aren't I?
[17:36] Allen/I
    Crap.
[17:38] Allen
    Yes...?
[17:39] Dorothea
    I see, I get it.
[17:43] Allen/I
    If the previous resident is still here,
    what happens to the ownership rights?
[17:48] Allen/I
    This is going to be a legal nightmare!
[17:51] Allen/I
    But Charlotte is a wanted person,
[17:53] Allen/I
    and there's no better place
    than here for her to hide.
[17:56] Allen/I
    The same goes for Lü and Gosetsu.
[17:58] Allen/I
    I must smooth things out,
    no matter what the cost.
[18:03] Allen
    Dorothea, I've got a proposal for you.
[18:06] Dorothea
    What's up?
[18:07] Allen
    I'm hesitant to ask, but would you
    consider selling me this mansion?
[18:12] Dorothea
    Hmm...
[18:19] Dorothea
    Sure, why not!
[18:22] Dorothea
    I actually prefer the basement, so
    you're free to use the mansion.
[18:28] Allen
    I appreciate it!
[18:29] Allen
    Let's discuss the price at a later date...
[18:33] Dorothea
    No, I don't need any money.
[18:36] Allen
    Huh?!
[18:37] Dorothea
    Instead, I'd like to
    propose one condition.
[18:41] Dorothea
    I need you to help me get
    out of this predicament!
[18:46] Allen
    I'd rather pay you since that's easier...
[18:50] Charlotte
    Um...
[18:52] Charlotte
    She seems to be in trouble, so
    perhaps we can hear her out?
[18:58] Allen
    Well, but still...
[19:00] Charlotte
    I-If there's anything I
    can do, I'd like to help!
[19:04] Lü
    If Mommy's helping, then I'll help, too!
[19:06] Gosetsu
    I shall lend a hand as well.
[19:12] Allen
    Okay, fine...
[19:15] Allen
    Tell us what you need.
[19:17] Dorothea
    Oh yeah?!
[19:19] Dorothea
    Thanks a bunch!
[19:21] Dorothea
    But this favor is only for Mister
    Allen and Miss Charlotte,
[19:25] Dorothea
    so I only need you two.
[19:32] Allen
    So, to help you out of your predicament,
    what do you want us to do?
[19:37] Dorothea
    Before we go into that,
    may I tell you my story?
[19:42] Dorothea
    I used to be an author of multiple genres,
[19:45] Dorothea
    from horror and mystery,
    to social justice and history.
[19:50] Dorothea
    I was popular in the industry,
[19:52] Dorothea
    and I also considered myself to be a genius.
[19:57] Dorothea
    But one day, I tried to write
    a romance novel...
[20:02] Dorothea
    and found myself in a super heavy slump.
[20:05] Dorothea
    The deadline approached, but I
    couldn't produce even one sentence.
[20:09] Dorothea
    Driven into a corner, I...
[20:16] Allen
    Don't tell me you've been...
[20:19] Allen
    running away from your deadline
    in the basement for 30 years?
[20:24] Dorothea
    Because my editor is extremely scary!
[20:29] Allen
    This one is, to put it mildly...
[20:31] Gosetsu
    Garbage.
[20:33] Lü
    Yup, yup.
[20:35] Allen
    I have no obligation to
    help someone like this...
[20:38] Dorothea
    I'm starting to feel I'd rather
    not part with the mansion.
[20:43] Allen
    But I can't leave someone in trouble alone.
[20:47] Dorothea
    My 30 year slump will finally be over!
[20:53] Dorothea
    I got goosebumps looking at the two of you!
[20:56] Dorothea
    I'm certain this combination will be a hit!
[21:01] Charlotte
    Is that... so...?
[21:05] Dorothea
    I just want to make the world
    happy with my wonderful writing!
[21:12] Dorothea
    You understand, right, Miss Charlotte?!
[21:16] Charlotte
    Y-Yes...
[21:18] Allen
    So? What exactly do you need us to do?
[21:22] Dorothea
    I see...
[21:23] Dorothea
    The couple is a bossy type
    and a delicate, lovely girl.
[21:26] Dorothea
    Love that setting...
[21:29] Dorothea /I
    My sensor is reacting like crazy!
[21:33] Allen
    Are you listening to me?
[21:35] Allen
    What are you making us do?
[21:39] Dorothea
    Isn't that obvious?
[21:43] Dorothea
    Come on, you two!
[21:44] Dorothea
    For the sake of the new novel by extraordinary
    author, Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein,
[21:49] Dorothea
    I will need to you act lovey-dovey
    right here, right now!
[21:55] Allen/Charlotte
    What?!
[23:30] Lü
    What does "lovey-dovey" mean?
[23:32] Gosetsu
    For a man and a woman to flirt with each other.
[23:34] Gosetsu
    Next episode, "Naughty Skits."
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty Skits
[23:36] Dorothea
    I'll make them do this and that...
[23:38] Dorothea
    I'll make them do this and that...
[23:39] Lü/Gosetsu
    Gross.

Season 1

E8 - Naughty Skits

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SIGN    O Sir Crawford, wherefore art thou Sir Crawford?
SIGN    I will leave the name of Crawford as of today.
SIGN    Let us leave this town and live together.
SIGN    Yes!
SIGN    Charlotte.
SIGN    Allen.
[00:48] Dorothea
    Cut!
[00:50] Dorothea
    You think you can cut
    corners by using magic?!
[00:59] Allen
    No, that wasn't the intention...
[01:02] Dorothea
    Then what is it?
[01:03] Allen
    Well... the princess carry is a bit... embarrassing...
[01:08] Dorothea
    What are you, eight?
[01:14] Dorothea
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:42] Sign
    Naughty Skits
[02:46] Dorothea
    It seems absolutely impossible for
    you two to flirt on your own,
[02:49] Dorothea
    so I prepared a script.
[02:52] Dorothea
    What's your problem?!
[02:54] Allen/I
    I knew I shouldn't have accepted
    this offer so casually.
[02:57] (Flashback) Dorothea
    For the sake of the new novel by extraordinary
    author, Dorothea Gri'mm Wallenstein,
[03:03] (Flashback) Dorothea
    I will need to you act lovey-dovey
    right here, right now!
[03:08] Dorothea
    I didn't even make you kiss!
[03:11] Allen
    K-Kiss?!
[03:13] Dorothea
    Just follow the script and flirt.
[03:14] Dorothea
    Then Mister Allen can have the mansion.
[03:17] Dorothea
    I get inspiration for my next novel.
[03:19] Dorothea
    It's a win-win situation!
[03:22] Allen/I
    It's for the mansion.
[03:24] Allen/I
    I have no choice.
[03:26] Allen/I
    But!
[03:27] Allen
    No, I will have to decline.
[03:30] Allen
    I'm sure Charlotte hates the idea, too!
[03:32] Charlotte
    M-Me?
[03:34] Allen
    It's impossible to flirt with
    a guy she doesn't even like.
[03:38] Charlotte
    Um, it's not impossible.
[03:42] Allen
    See, Charlotte agrees with me...
[03:46] Allen
    Huh?!
[03:47] Charlotte
    I don't mind it if it's with you, Allen...
[03:51] Charlotte
    My goodness, Allen?!
[03:53] Charlotte
    A-Are you okay?!
[03:56] Allen
    I'm fine.
[03:57] Allen
    I almost lost myself there,
    so I applied some first aid.
[04:01] Charlotte
    O-Oh no, your face is all bloody!
[04:05] Allen
    Y-Yes, but it's not a problem.
[04:08] Gosetsu
    They're flirting naturally.
[04:10] Dorothea
    That's it!
[04:12] Dorothea
    Give me more of it!
[04:14] Dorothea
    But if I leave it up to your pacing,
    even I would die of old age.
[04:18] Dorothea
    So I'm gonna ask you to stick to the script.
[04:21] Allen/I
    I've acted it out once and now I know.
[04:24] Allen/I
    It's dangerous to follow her
    script in all kinds of ways.
[04:27] Allen/I
    But if I don't, I might be
    evicted from the mansion!
[04:31] Charlotte
    Allen, let's do our best.
[04:33] Allen/I
    Since Charlotte is up for it,
    I'll have to brace myself!
[04:38] Allen
    Fine!
[04:39] Allen
    I'll do it!
[04:41] Allen
    However!
[04:42] Allen
    I will refuse anything that violates
    public order and morality!
[04:46] Dorothea
    Bring it on.
[04:48] Gosetsu
    I shall give a hand to help
    the youngsters in love.
[04:54] Lü
    Mommy is mine and no one else's!
[04:56] Lü
    I won't help!
[04:58] Lü
    But it looks kinda fun...
[05:00] Lü
    So I guess I could be talked into it?
[05:02] Dorothea
    Good! That settles it!
[05:05] Dorothea
    Here's the new script.
[05:07] Dorothea
    All you need to do is to follow it!
[05:13] Allen
    Hey! We're newlyweds?!
[05:22] Dorothea
    Ready, action!
SIGN    hELlo. I aM homE—
[05:35] Dorothea
    Cut!
[05:36] Dorothea
    You ham actor!
[05:38] Dorothea
    Watch your accent!
[05:39] Dorothea
    Be more natural!
[05:41] Allen
    S-Sorry.
[05:42] Allen
    I get nervous thinking
    that I'm being watched.
[05:46] Allen
    And what is this get up?
[05:48] Dorothea
    If you object to the setting I came
    up with, I'll take my mansion back.
[05:54] Allen
    Please don't!
[05:55] Allen
    I'll do it properly next time!
[05:57] Dorothea
    Let's try it again.
[05:58] Dorothea
    Ready, action!
SIGN    Hello. I'm home.
SIGN    Hello, dear.
SIGN    Welcome home.
[06:11] Allen/I
    Again...
SIGN    Is something the matter?
SIGN    Oh no, it's nothing.
SIGN    Would you like dinner, a bath, or....
SIGN    A piece of this?
[06:29] Dorothea
    Cut, cut!
[06:31] Dorothea
    What do you think you're doing?!
[06:34] Dorothea
    I didn't instruct you to do that!
[06:37] Charlotte
    Are you all right, Allen?
[06:39] Charlotte
    I thought I read it according to
    the script, but did I mess up?
[06:43] Allen
    No, you didn't.
[06:46] Allen
    What's messed up is...
[06:47] Allen
    You, Dorothea!
[06:49] Allen
    What are you making Charlotte say?!
[06:52] Dorothea
    What? It's nothing crazy.
[06:55] Allen
    Look, you can't make
    Charlotte say weird stuff.
[06:58] Dorothea
    Okay, fine.
[07:00] Allen/I
    Damn it!
[07:01] Allen/I
    If it weren't for the mansion's ownership
    issue, a farce like this...!
[07:06] Dorothea
    Okay, let's keep going!
[07:08] Dorothea
    Ready, action!
SIGN    I made some stew today.
SIGN    The carrots are cut up like bunnies, see?
[07:17] [SONG] Allen/I
    As expected of Charlotte, her acting is so natural.
[07:21] Allen/I
    She can be the best actress in the world!
SIGN    Please eat it while it's hot.
SIGN    Okay.
SIGN    Thank you for the food.
SIGN    Here. Open wide...
SIGN    Ah...
[07:38] Allen/I
    See? I can do it when I put my mind to it!
SIGN    Is it yummy, Al-Al?
SIGN    A... Al-Al?!
[07:45] Dorothea
    Cut, cut!
[07:49] Dorothea
    It was going so well...
[07:52] Charlotte
    Allen, are you okay?
[07:55] Allen
    Hey, Dorothea.
[07:56] Allen
    What the heck is Al-Al, huh?!
[07:59] Dorothea
    You're supposed to be newlyweds,
[08:01] Dorothea
    so it's normal to have
    nicknames for each other.
[08:04] Dorothea
    By the way, Miss Charlotte's
    nickname is Charly.
[08:07] Allen
    Charly?!
[08:10] Allen
    Well, whatever.
[08:11] Allen
    If this is really going to help
    you with your next book...
[08:15] Dorothea
    Of course it does!
[08:17] Allen/I
    It only looks like she's having
    fun toying with us...
[08:21] Dorothea
    That's enough for the newlyweds
    setting, so let's move on!
[08:25] Dorothea
    Next is the school-life situation!
[08:28] Allen
    We're not done yet?
[08:31] Dorothea
    Oh, there are other characters
    besides the two of you though.
[08:35] Dorothea
    Who can we cast...?
[08:38] Gosetsu
    If I may be so bold, I
    would take on a role.
[08:45] Gosetsu
    How about this?
[08:48] Dorothea
    I mean, I didn't know you
    were a female, Miss Gosetsu.
[08:52] Gosetsu
    That's your reaction?
[08:53] Dorothea
    But you're perfect for the role!
[08:56] Lü
    I want in, too!
[08:57] Dorothea
    Okay!
[08:58] Dorothea
    Are you ready?
[09:00] Dorothea
    Ready, action!
[09:03] Dorothea/I
    A lone-wolf punk, Allen Crawford.
[09:07] Dorothea/I
    One day, his childhood friend, Charlotte,
    gets kidnapped by thugs.
[09:11] Dorothea/I
    To rescue her, Allen enters enemy territory all alone.
SIGN    Are you okay, Charlotte?
SIGN    Allen!
SIGN    You're here.
SIGN    Give Charlotte back.
SIGN    If you want this woman back, try and take her by force!
SIGN    You'll regret it.
SIGN    Let's see what you've got!
SIGN    There!
SIGN    Looks like you've got some backbone like the rumors said.
SIGN    Come join us.
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN    Are you sure?
SIGN    You don't care what happens to that girl?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Try laying even one finger on Charlotte.
SIGN    I'll grind you to pieces!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What power...
SIGN    As expected from Allen...
SIGN    Are you okay, Charlotte?
SIGN    I'm sorry, this is all my fault...
SIGN    Sorry, I didn't mean to fight.
SIGN    No, you did it to help me.
[10:45] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'd never be scared of you.
[10:49] (Flashback) Allen
    A woman...
[10:53] (Flashback) Allen
    A woman who's precious to me.
[10:57] Allen/I
    It takes me back.
[10:59] Allen/I
    Something similar happened when
    she got caught up with those thugs.
SIGN    I'll go wet a handkerchief.
[11:05] Allen/I
    Shoot!
[11:06] [SONG] Allen/I
    I'm supposed to chase after her in the script.
SIGN    Hold on!
SIGN    What's the matter?
[11:16] Allen/I
    And here, I'm supposed to do a Kabe-don,
    then an Ago-kui, into a Kata-zun...
[11:20] Allen/I
    What do these words even mean*?!
[11:21] Allen/I
    I've never heard of them before!
[11:23] Allen/I
    "Kabe" means wall, so I guess I'm*
    supposed to put my hands against the wall?
SIGN    Oh no, it's just...
[11:34] Allen/I
    It's happening again.
SIGN    When I look at Charlotte, sometimes my heart leaps.
SIGN    Her every gesture and behavior stirs up my heart.
[11:46] Allen/I
    Could it be possible that I...?
SIGN    Allen... Who is that woman to you?
SIGN    Storming right into enemy territory for her, that's something!
[11:59] Allen/I
    Charlotte, to me, is...
[12:02] Allen/I
    This is a performance.
[12:04] Allen/I
    I'm not telling her how I feel.
[12:06] Allen/I
    So...
SIGN    I'm... I'm her...
SIGN    Guardian!
SIGN    I need to be by her side and look out for her!
[12:19] Dorothea
    Cut, cut!
[12:20] Dorothea
    Excuse me?! Did I say you
    could go off script?
[12:23] Dorothea
    That's where you go, "She
    is a part of my heart"!
[12:28] Allen
    I improvised.
[12:29] Allen
    I changed it because I
    thought that was better.
[12:32] Dorothea
    Why do I feel like you're
    doing some fast talking...
[12:36] Dorothea
    Oh well, whatever!
[12:42] Allen/I
    Charlotte is sweet and gentle.
[12:44] Allen/I
    If I tell her how I feel, she'd feel
    obliged to reciprocate my feelings.
[12:50] Allen/I
    That is beyond naughty.
[12:53] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[12:56] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[13:00] Dorothea
    Next, you'll be doing a Cinderella story.
[13:03] Allen
    We're not done yet?
[13:04] Dorothea
    Of course not!
[13:06] Allen
    I'm getting tired.
[13:08] Allen
    Charlotte, can you tell Dorothea as well?
[13:11] Charlotte
    I'm actually having fun.
[13:13] Charlotte
    But if you're tired, we could call it a day.
[13:16] Allen
    This isn't enough to make me tired!
[13:18] Allen
    I can keep going!
[13:20] Charlotte
    Thank you!
[13:22] Charlotte
    Dorothea, am I doing it correctly?
[13:26] Charlotte
    I've never acted before.
[13:28] Dorothea
    Miss Charlotte, you're perfect!
[13:31] Charlotte
    Thank you!
[13:32] Dorothea
    Here's your next script.
[13:35] Dorothea
    Mister Allen will be playing
    a prince on a white horse,
[13:38] Dorothea
    and Miss Charlotte will be a
    mistreated, unfortunate princess.
[13:43] Dorothea
    And the mean stepmother will be Gosetsu—
[13:46] Lü
    What about me?
[13:48] Dorothea
    I have the perfect role for you!
[13:51] Lü
    Yay!
[13:53] Dorothea
    Now that it's cast, let's roll!
[13:56] Dorothea
    Ready, action!
[13:59] Dorothea/I
    Charlotte is the daughter of a mistress,
[14:01] Dorothea/I
    and has been mistreated
    by her stepmother every day.
[14:06] Charlotte/I
    This reminds me of my past.
[14:09] Charlotte/I
    Before I came to Allen's place,
SIGN    my daily routine was to clean the Duke's mansion...
SIGN    I still see some dust.
SIGN    Do it all over again, Charlotte!
SIGN    I'm so sorry, Mother.
SIGN    No matter.
SIGN    By the way, we received a invitation for a ball from the kingdom.
SIGN    But I expect you to finish cleaning \this place by the time I come home.
SIGN    Yes, Mother.
SIGN    I can't keep on living like this.
SIGN    Why should I suffer like this?!
SIGN    Wh-Who are you?
SIGN    I'm a sorcerer.
SIGN    Poor dear, I'll take you to the ball.
SIGN    Here!
SIGN    Wow, it's beautiful!
SIGN    Now, let us go!
SIGN    I disobeyed Mother to be here.
SIGN    Should a person like me be at the ball?
SIGN    Why is she here?!
SIGN    No way!
SIGN    Is that... the prince?!
SIGN    You look beautiful.
SIGN    Th-Thank you.
[15:55] Charlotte/I
    Allen looks gorgeous in a prince's outfit.
SIGN    If... you don't mind, would you dance with me?
SIGN    But I've never danced before...
SIGN    What a coincidence.
SIGN    Neither have I.
SIGN    Come on, let's dance.
SIGN    Y-Yes.
SIGN    Lift your chin up.
SIGN    It's easier to stay in sync that way.
SIGN    O-Okay...
[16:37] Charlotte/I
    Somehow...
[16:41] Charlotte/I
    My heart is pounding.
[16:47] Charlotte/I
    When I'm with Allen, I...
[16:53] Dorothea
    Cut!
[16:58] Dorothea
    Miss Charlotte, you were a perfect princess!
[17:01] Charlotte
    Thank you.
[17:03] Dorothea
    Mister Allen, you were okay.
[17:05] Allen
    How so?!
[17:06] Allen
    I did my best!
[17:08] Lü
    Mommy, have some water.
[17:10] Gosetsu
    Great work.
[17:11] Charlotte
    Thank you.
[17:15] Gosetsu
    As expected of Lady Charlotte.
    It was a masterful performance.
[17:18] Charlotte
    That's an overstatement.
[17:21] Allen
    Lü, give me some water as well.
[17:24] Lü
    Humph!
[17:25] Allen
    You...!
[17:27] Charlotte
    Allen, you can have some of mine.
[17:33] Allen
    No... thank you.
[17:36] Dorothea
    Are you ready for the final scene?
[17:39] Dorothea
    Here's how it goes.
[17:41] Dorothea
    Miss Charlotte goes back to her normal life.
[17:44] Dorothea
    She tries to forget about that one
    sweet night with the prince,
[17:48] Dorothea
    but the prince comes looking for her.
[17:52] Allen
    Anything wrong?
[17:53] Charlotte
    No... it's nothing.
[17:56] Charlotte/I
    What am I thinking...?
[17:58] Charlotte/I
    Unconsciously, I'm following
    Allen with my eyes.
[18:02] Charlotte/I
    I have to get it together.
[18:04] Dorothea
    Let's do the final scene!
[18:06] Dorothea
    Ready, action!
SIGN    Has anyone here lost their hair ornament?
SIGN    That must be mine.
SIGN    Ha, you dummy!
SIGN    I'm looking for a girl whose eyes match this hair ornament!
SIGN    Could it be?
SIGN    It's the same color.
SIGN    Y-You are...?
SIGN    I'm the prince of this kingdom.
SIGN    I've come to take you back with me.
SIGN    Someone like me has no right to be by your side.
SIGN    Because I'm the child of a mistress and everyone hates me...
SIGN    That doesn't matter.
SIGN    No, I'm certain that I will cause you trouble.
SIGN    So...
SIGN    It's all right.
SIGN    I won't let go of your hand.
SIGN    I swear I'll protect you!
SIGN    So come with me.
[19:08] Charlotte
    Allen really has always protected me.
[19:12] Charlotte
    But why?
SIGN    Um... how do you... feel about me?
[19:18] Allen/I
    Huh? She's improvising?
[19:22] Allen/I
    I must... answer truthfully!
[19:26] Allen/I
    How do I feel about Charlotte?
SIGN    Charlotte, th-the truth is, I...
[19:40] Allen
    Wh-What was that?!
[19:52] Yor
    I came here after feeling
    the presence of someone.
[19:54] Allen
    Huh?
[19:56] Yor
    Please excuse my sudden visit.
[20:05] Yor
    It's been a while, Miss Dorothea.
[20:08] Dorothea
    Help!
[20:10] Yor
    You're not going anywhere.
[20:13] Yor
    Who could have imagined you'd disappear
    the day after I asked for the draft...?
[20:18] Yor
    As your editor, that was the
    worst mistake of my life.
[20:21] Yor
    But you were here at your
    house all this time.
[20:25] Dorothea
    The basement I barricaded
    myself in was sealed heavily.
[20:28] Dorothea
    So not even a masterful expert
    could have detected my presence!
[20:33] Dorothea
    Amazing, huh?
[20:34] Yor
    If only you could channel
    that energy into your writing,
[20:38] Yor
    I wouldn't have had to waste 30 years of my life.
[20:42] Dorothea
    I'm so sorry!
[20:46] Yor
    I apologize for the trouble we've caused.
[20:48] Yor
    This is to cover the cost of repairing your wall.
[20:50] Yor
    Please take it.
SIGN    WIGGLE
SIGN    WIGGLE
[20:51] Allen
    Right...
[20:54] Yor
    Please excuse us.
[20:55] Dorothea
    Help me, Mister Allen!
[20:57] Dorothea
    He's going to sink me into the ocean!
[20:59] Yor
    What are you talking about?
[21:01] Yor
    Why on earth would I do that
    to my precious author?
[21:05] Dorothea
    Are you sure?
[21:07] Yor
    The ocean would be too lenient.
[21:09] Yor
    Let's start with a volcanic crater.
[21:12] Dorothea
    I'll die!
[21:13] Dorothea
    Even though I'm an elf, magma would kill me!
[21:15] Yor
    Shouldn't an author value any experience?
[21:21] Dorothea
    How am I supposed to use a near-death
    experience at a crater for a romance novel?!
[21:26] Charlotte
    E-Excuse me...?
[21:28] Charlotte
    Allen, if you could...
SIGN    PHEW
[21:31] Allen
    Oh! S-Sorry!
[21:33] Charlotte
    It's all right.
[21:35] Charlotte
    Um, Allen? What were you
    trying to say earlier?
[21:40] Allen
    Huh?
[21:43] Charlotte
    P-Please forget I asked.
[21:46] Eruca
    Bro, we've got a problem!
[21:49] Allen
    What happened?!
[21:50] Eruca
    Listen, Charlotte's little
    sister is in trouble!
[21:55] Charlotte
    Natalia is...?
[23:30] Charlotte
    Al-Al?
[23:31] Allen
    What is it, Charly?
[23:33] Charlotte
    Next time is, "Naughty
    Visit to the Parents."
[23:34] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:34] Sign
    Naughty Visit to the Parents
[23:37] Allen
    It makes me nervous, Charly.

Season 1

E9 - Naughty Visit to the Parents

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[00:00] (Flashback) Maid 1
    Today, we'd like for you
    to do this one, miss.
[00:06] Charlotte/I
    Ow...
[00:10] Charlotte/I
    I need to be careful not
    to dirty the furniture...
[00:14] (Flashback) Maid 2
    Oh, please excuse me, miss.
[00:17] (Flashback) Maid 3
    That was on purpose, wasn't it?
[00:19] (Flashback) Maid 2
    I mean, she's so dense, it's hard to
    believe she's related to our master.
[00:25] Charlotte
    The Evans took me in when I had
    nowhere to go after Mom died.
[00:30] Charlotte
    I can put up with this...
[00:33] (Flashback) Natalia
    B-Big sister?
[00:38] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Good morning, Miss Natalia.
[00:44] (Flashback) Natalia
    Here's some medicine.
[00:45] (Flashback) Natalia
    Please use it.
[00:46] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Th-Thank you...
[00:51] (Flashback) Natalia
    Dear sister, do you have time today?
[00:55] (Flashback) Natalia
    I'd like you to read me a book!
[00:57] (Flashback) Charlotte
    I'm sorry, but not today, Miss Natalia.
[01:01] (Flashback) Natalia
    I see...
[01:03] (Flashback) Natalia
    I'll give up on the book.
[01:05] (Flashback) Natalia
    But I have another favor to ask!
[01:07] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Wh-What could that be?
[01:09] (Flashback) Natalia
    I want us to get closer.
[01:13] (Flashback) Natalia
    So I'd like you to say my name
    without honorifics when we're alone!
[01:17] (Flashback) Natalia
    Pretty please?
[01:22] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Very well... Natalia.
[01:30] Charlotte
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:59] Sign
    Naughty Visit to the Parents
[03:07] Charlotte
    Where am I...?
[03:10] (Flashback) Eruca
    Charlotte's little sister is in trouble!
[03:13] Charlotte
    Natalia...
[03:25] Allen
    I never imagined I'd have to return so soon.
[03:29] Allen
    So, by Charlotte's little
    sister, you mean...
[03:31] Eruca
    Natalia Evans.
[03:34] Eruca
    She's Charlotte's half-sister,
    and she's ten years younger.
[03:38] Eruca
    She's also the legitimate
    heir of the Evans family.
[03:42] Allen
    How are things between Charlotte and her?
[03:44] Eruca
    In the Neruz Kingdom, she seemed to have
    been the only supporter Charlotte had.
[03:48] Allen
    I see.
[03:50] Charlotte
    Good morning.
[03:52] Eruca
    Good morning!
[03:53] Allen
    Did you sleep well?
[03:55] Charlotte
    Yes, thanks to your spell, Allen.
[03:58] Allen
    That's good to hear... hm?
[04:01] Allen
    Did something happen?
[04:03] Charlotte
    Well, I had a dream about Natalia.
[04:06] Allen
    I see.
[04:08] Charlotte
    Um, I want you to know what
    kind of girl Natalia is.
[04:13] Allen
    Yes, tell me about her.
[04:16] Lü
    I want to listen to mommy's story!
[04:18] Eruca
    It's gotten awfully lively around
    you while I was away, bro.
[04:23] Eruca
    A fenrir and a hell capybara...
[04:26] Eruca
    Mom would be so delighted to see them!
[04:29] Gosetsu
    Does your mother know much
    about magical creatures?
[04:33] Eruca
    Yes, she is the leading expert
    on magical creature research.
[04:37] Eruca
    Even I get excited when I see you!
[04:42] Allen
    It's been three years...
[04:45] Charlotte
    This is the island where
    your alma mater is...
[04:49] Charlotte
    Is that black building the school?
[04:51] Allen
    That's a dormitory for students.
[04:54] Charlotte
    What? Then where is the school?
[04:56] Allen
    Well... this entire island
    is the Athena Magical Academy.
[05:01] Charlotte
    Huh?!
[05:09] Eruca
    Most of the people on this island
    are associated with the academy,
[05:13] Eruca
    except for some tourists.
[05:15] Charlotte
    And Natalia is here...
[05:17] Gosetsu
    I thought Ms. Natalia was in the Neruz Kingdom?
[05:22] Lü
    Right?
[05:23] Eruca
    Natalia is most certainly here, all alone.
[05:29] Allen
    I think it's high time
    you told us the details.
[05:33] Eruca
    It's a little complicated, so
    I'll tell you when we get home.
[05:37] Allen
    Home...?!
[05:38] Charlotte
    By home...
[05:40] Charlotte
    Do you mean the home of your parents?
[05:43] Eruca
    That's right!
[05:45] Charlotte
    I-I must give them a proper greeting.
[05:47] Charlotte
    I'm going to prepare myself mentally!
[05:49] Eruca
    Charlotte, you'll be just fine!
[05:52] Eruca
    I'm more worried about my bro...
[05:56] Charlotte
    Is Allen okay?
[05:58] Eruca
    Three years ago, bro quit
    school without telling anyone
[06:03] Eruca
    and left home after a
    big fight with our dad.
[06:06] Charlotte
    A big fight?!
[06:07] Allen
    I don't want to hear it.
[06:09] Allen
    It's not a big deal, anyhow.
[06:11] Eruca
    You think so?
[06:13] Eruca
    The people of the island still talk about
    the big fight between you and Dad.
[06:18] Eruca
    Strong mages going at each other
    for three days and nights...
[06:34] Charlotte
    Th-That sounds fierce...
[06:36] Eruca
    I'll show you the other
    side of the island later.
[06:39] Eruca
    The ruin from the fight's over there,
    and it's almost like a sightseeing spot!
[06:43] Charlotte
    I'd love to see that!
[06:45] Allen
    I wouldn't recommend it.
[06:46] Allen
    It's just gouged-out land. There's nothing to see.
[06:53] Gosetsu
    Even though you're not on
    good terms with them,
[06:55] Gosetsu
    you've yielded and are visiting your parents
    for the sake of your beloved...
[06:59] Gosetsu
    What a dramatic story.
[07:02] Allen
    Don't create a drama here!
[07:04] Allen
    First of all, I have a good
    relationship with my uncle.
[07:08] Allen
    We've been corresponding via mail.
[07:10] Gosetsu
    Hm? What do you mean by your uncle?
[07:13] Allen
    Oh, I guess I didn't explain it to you.
[07:16] Allen
    I lost my parents when I was small,
    and the Crawfords took me in.
[07:20] Eruca
    That's right!
[07:21] Eruca
    Bro is my stepbrother.
[07:23] Charlotte
    But I'm actually a bit envious.
[07:26] Allen
    Hm? Why is that?
[07:28] Charlotte
    It's just that... I've never had a fight
    with my family, so I'm envious...
[07:35] Allen
    You're meeting Natalia, right?
[07:37] Allen
    Then build a relationship with
    her where you two can fight.
[07:40] Charlotte
    You think I can?
[07:43] Charlotte
    My becoming a wanted person must have
    caused trouble for Natalia as well.
[07:49] Allen
    But it's a false accusation.
[07:51] Allen
    I'm sure your sister understands.
[07:54] Allen
    Don't worry about it.
[07:56] Allen
    I'll lend you my aid too!
[07:58] Allen
    For you, I will do any—
[08:01] Gosetsu
    I shall help as well!
[08:04] Lü
    Me too! Me too!
[08:05] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you, everyone.
[08:08] Eruca
    My parents and I are on your side too!
[08:12] Charlotte
    Thank you.
[08:13] Allen
    Get off me! You're heavy!
[08:15] Gosetsu
    How rude!
[08:16] Gosetsu
    You don't speak to a lady
    about her weight...
[08:18] Fish Man
    You bastard!
[08:20] Human
    What do you want, fish guy?!
[08:22] Human
    You wanna go?!
[08:23] Fish Man
    Oh, you wanna go?!
[08:26] Allen
    In no time flat, there's another fight.
[08:28] Allen
    I know disputes are an everyday occurrence
    on this island, but still...
[08:31] Allen
    Hm?
[08:34] Allen
    I guess I don't need to worry about it.
[08:36] Eruca
    Yup.
[08:38] Charlotte
    But...
[08:39] Allen
    Observe.
[08:41] Harvey
    Excuse me, may I have a word?
[08:43] Human
    What the hell?
[08:44] Fish Man
    Get lost if you don't want
    to be collateral damage!
[08:49] Harvey
    My goodness, you children
    are giving me no choice.
[08:55] Charlotte
    He's incredible.
[08:57] Charlotte
    He reminds me of you, Allen.
[08:58] Gosetsu
    Indeed.
[09:00] Gosetsu
    He seems to be an experienced sorcerer.
[09:03] Eruca
    Hey, over here!
[09:08] Harvey
    It's been a while, Allen.
[09:11] Harvey
    You seem well.
[09:13] Allen
    You really think so,
    under the circumstances?
[09:16] Harvey
    Eruca, thank you for your help.
[09:17] Eruca
    No problem!
[09:21] Harvey
    You must be the Charlotte I've
    heard so much about.
[09:24] Harvey
    Thank you very much for
    coming all the way here.
[09:27] Charlotte
    N-Nice to meet you...
[09:30] Harvey
    By the way, I am Harvey Crawford.
[09:34] Harvey
    Allen and Eruca's dad.
[09:37] Charlotte
    Th-Their dad?!
[09:40] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[09:43] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[09:43] Sign (Right Bottom)
    The Battlefield of the Crawford Father and Son
[09:48] Harvey
    I'm relieved to see Allen is doing well.
[09:52] Harvey
    I'm overjoyed that you've brought
    home such an adorable girlfriend...
[09:58] Allen
    Huh?!
[09:59] Allen
    Charlotte isn't—
[10:03] Allen/I
    What on earth is she thinking?
[10:06] Allen/I
    Has she prepped them
    so that they think
[10:09] Allen/I
    I have a girlfriend and won't
    bring up
that subject with me?
[10:13] Allen/I
    Then I must ask Charlotte to work with me!
[10:18] Allen/I
    Crap!
[10:19] Allen/I
    I've mastered so many high-level spells,
    and here I am, struggling to wink...?!
[10:28] Charlotte
    M-My name is Charlotte Evans.
[10:32] Charlotte
    Allen and I are in a relationship!
[10:34] Allen/I
    That's Charlotte for you,
    she read my mind perfectly!
[10:38] Harvey
    What a polite lady you are.
[10:41] Harvey
    You're almost too good for Allen.
[10:44] Harvey
    Are you truly sure he has
    your consent to date?
[10:46] Charlotte
    Y-Yes, I'm fully on board.
[10:49] Charlotte
    And Allen is always so kind to me,
[10:53] Charlotte
    teaching me all kinds of naughty things!
[10:56] Harvey
    Oh!
[10:57] Harvey
    Naughty things, huh?
[10:59] Allen
    Charlotte, calm down a little bit!
[11:01] Allen
    Don't make Uncle too happy for nothing!
[11:03] Charlotte
    I-I'm sorry...
[11:05] Lü
    She's Lü's mommy!
[11:06] Lü
    Allen's—
[11:09] Harvey
    Eruca told me everything.
[11:12] Harvey
    If you ever find yourself in trouble,
[11:14] Harvey
    think of me as your
    father and rely on me.
[11:17] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you.
[11:19] Allen/I
    How far did Eruca go with this story?
[11:24] Harvey
    Well, I'm so glad!
[11:26] Harvey
    If you get married to Charlotte, I'm
    sure it'll help you settle down, Allen.
[11:31] Allen/Charlotte
    G-Get married?!
[11:33] Harvey
    Oh, you haven't thought about it?
[11:36] Harvey
    So is this just a fun, casual relationship?
[11:39] Allen
    O-Of course not—
[11:41] Harvey
    I'm relieved to hear that.
[11:43] Harvey
    If you're thinking of settling down,
[11:45] Harvey
    why won't you think about
    that offer once again?
[11:48] Allen
    I refuse!
[11:49] Allen
    As you can see, I'm dating
    Charlotte right now!
[11:51] Allen
    And I've decided to make my current
    residence my forever home!
[11:55] Allen
    Therefore, I have no intention
    of coming back here!
[11:58] Harvey
    Now now, take your time and
    give it some thought, okay?
[12:03] Lü
    What is this "offer"?
[12:05] Eruca
    My dad is the headmaster
    of Athena Magical Academy,
[12:08] Eruca
    and he wants bro to take over the position.
[12:12] Gosetsu
    Being in charge of Athena Magical Academy,
    the venerable highest educational institute,
[12:17] Gosetsu
    would be an honor that will
    leave your mark in history.
[12:20] Gosetsu
    Isn't it a wonderful opportunity?
[12:23] Allen
    A title usually comes with baggage.
[12:26] Allen
    I don't want to be tied down
    by something like that!
[12:28] Harvey
    You, my son, are the only person
    who's able to take over after me.
[12:32] Harvey
    Even if we're not biologically related!
[12:35] Charlotte
    What a wonderful father you have!
[12:38] Allen
    Don't be fooled!
[12:39] Allen
    That was just public rhetoric.
[12:41] Allen
    The real reason he wants
    me to take over is...!
[12:46] Liselotte
    Oh, hello.
[12:49] Charlotte
    Are you by any chance
    Allen's little sister?
[12:52] Charlotte
    Nice to meet you, I'm Charlotte.
[12:56] Liselotte
    A little sister? I'm so flattered.
[12:58] Allen
    Charlotte, she's not my
    little sister, she my au—
[13:04] Liselotte
    Oh please, my dear Allen.
[13:06] Liselotte
    Have you forgotten what to
     call me after only three years?
[13:10] Allen
    I'm sorry, "Mother."
[13:12] Charlotte
    You're his mom?!
[13:14] Liselotte
    I'm Liselotte Crawford.
[13:16] Liselotte
    Nice to meet you!
[13:19] Allen
    The real reason Uncle
    wants me to take over...
[13:23] Allen
    It's so he can be with Au—
[13:24] Allen
    with Mother all the time!
[13:29] Harvey
    Being a headmaster is indeed an honor.
[13:32] Harvey
    But I want to shove all of
    that on my son and retire,
[13:36] Harvey
    so I can spend every single
    day cuddling with my Lizzie!
[13:41] Allen
    Learn to be less honest!
[13:42] Allen
    Who do you think I am?!
[13:45] Harvey
    You're my sweet son.
[13:48] Harvey
    That's why I want to give you a
    new little sister or brother soon.
[13:51] Allen
    Stop it, that's too graphic!
[13:55] Liselotte
    I'm sorry we're so noisy.
[13:58] Charlotte
    It shows you are a close family. I'm envious.
[14:02] Liselotte
    Thank you for saying that.
[14:03] Liselotte
    But you're already like a
    daughter to us, Charlotte.
[14:07] Liselotte
    You can call me "Mama" or "Mom"—
[14:09] Allen
    We don't need to do that again!
[14:11] Allen
    Anyhow, let's talk about
    Charlotte's little sister.
[14:14] Allen
    What exactly happened?
[14:17] Harvey
    She is... currently studying
    abroad at our academy.
[14:21] Allen
    What?
[14:22] Harvey
    The Evans family seems to be in turmoil,
    so while they're figuring things out,
[14:25] Harvey
    she is seeking refuge here under
    the pretense of studying abroad.
[14:29] Harvey
    It's a common story for a
    child of a noble house.
[14:33] Allen
    When did this happen?
[14:35] Harvey
    Three months ago.
[14:37] Allen
    Then why didn't you tell
    us about this sooner?
[14:40] Harvey
    She used a fake identity.
[14:43] Harvey
    It's only recently that we found out
    she is Charlotte's little sister.
[14:47] Allen/I
    Charlotte fleeing the country
    was a well-known fact.
[14:52] Allen/I
    I guess it's only natural that her
    sister tried to hide her identity.
[14:55] Allen
    But you didn't contact me just because
    you found out about Natalia, correct?
[15:00] Harvey
    Indeed.
[15:01] Harvey
    Recently, the factional rivalries inside
    the academy are getting worse.
[15:05] Allen
    Oh, we saw a dispute at the port earlier.
[15:08] Allen
    I know the current state of the academy.
[15:10] Allen
    But how is that related to Natalia?
[15:14] Charlotte
    Is Natalia getting tangled up in it...?
[15:17] Harvey
    It might be faster if we showed you.
[15:20] Harvey
    Eruca.
[15:21] Eruca
    Okay.
[15:25] Harvey
    This is the Mirror of Nostalgia,
[15:27] Harvey
    magical equipment that
    can show us another location.
[15:39] Charlotte
    Natalia!
[15:40] Allen/I
    This is Charlotte's little sister...
[15:45] Allen
    Hold on!
[15:47] Allen
    Who are they?!
[15:48] Charlotte
    N-Natalia... is she okay?
[15:51] Harvey
    Observe and you'll see.
[15:54] Allen
    How can you be so relaxed?!
[15:55] Allen
    Never mind, I'll go and—
[16:01] Natalia
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't muck around.
[16:05] Natalia
    I thought I ordered you to
    go buy a yakisoba bread.
[16:09] Allen
    Huh?
[16:10] Charlotte
    Huh?
[16:11] Dragonewt
    I'm sorry, Boss Lady!
[16:13] Dragonewt
    The cafeteria ran out of
    yakisoba bread already...
[16:15] Natalia
    You can't even run errands.
[16:17] Natalia
    Is that body of yours only for show?
[16:19] Rock Man
    Boss Lady, please contain your anger...
[16:22] Dog Man
    We've got this instead, so...
[16:23] Fish Man
    This croquette bread is
    actually pretty good.
[16:26] Allen
    What's happening?
[16:28] Harvey
    It's been three months
    since Natalia joined us.
[16:31] Harvey
    She has grown at a speed that's
    rarely seen in history,
[16:34] Harvey
    and now reigns at the top
    of the factions in the academy.
[16:38] Allen
    Huh?!
[16:39] Harvey
    We could have handled the
    situation using force,
[16:43] Harvey
    but we want our students to
    learn freely and comfortably.
[16:46] Harvey
    You used to be a troublemaker before,
    so I'm sure you can get along with her.
[16:51] Harvey
    Could you speak with her?
[16:53] Allen
    I rushed over here, thinking that
    Charlotte's little sister was in danger...
[16:57] Charlotte
    Oh my gosh, what do I do, Allen?!
[17:00] Charlotte
    Natalia's a bad girl now!
[17:03] Harvey
    The fact is, she isn't that bad.
[17:07] Harvey
    Look.
[17:08] Dragonewt
    I promise I'll get you a yakisoba
    bread next, so please spare me!
[17:12] Dragonewt
    Oh, and here's your change.
[17:15] Natalia
    You keep it.
[17:17] Dragonewt
    What?
[17:17] Dragonewt
    But it's 30 silvers!
[17:19] Dragonewt
    I couldn't possibly receive that much.
[17:21] Natalia
    You think I don't know that
    you're working a lot of shifts
[17:24] Natalia
    at your part-time job to
    send money to your family?
[17:28] Natalia
    I couldn't be a Boss Lady if I
    couldn't provide for my lackies.
[17:32] Natalia
    So, keep the change.
[17:34] Dragonewt
    B-Boss Lady!
[17:35] Dragonewt
    Thank you so much!
[17:37] Dragonewt
    I'll pay back your kindness
    for the rest of my life!
[17:39] Dog Man
    Good for you.
[17:40] Fish Man
    That's our Boss Lady for you.
[17:42] Harvey
    As you can see, she is respected.
[17:45] Allen
    As expected of Charlotte's little sister.
[17:48] Charlotte
    I'm glad.
[17:49] Charlotte
    Her kindness hasn't changed at all.
[17:51] Gosetsu
    Lady Charlotte, was your little
    sister like that at home?
[17:57] Charlotte
    Not at all.
[17:59] Charlotte
    She never used to do this before.
[18:02] Allen
    Did you communicate this to her family?
[18:05] Harvey
    Of course.
[18:06] Harvey
    But her family also seemed
    to be in such disarray...
[18:09] Allen/I
    A sheltered noble girl sent to an isolated
    island and neglected by her parents...
[18:15] Allen/I
    Of course she would go bad.
[18:17] Charlotte
    Is it because of me that Natalia
    has changed like that?
[18:22] Allen
    Unfortunately, it is possible that it
    was one of many different reasons.
[18:28] Allen
    Tell us, Uncle. What do you want to do?
[18:31] Harvey
    The academy respects the
    freedom of the students.
[18:35] Harvey
    But in her case, she's gone too far.
[18:38] Harvey
    Can you persuade her to hold it back a
    little and attend class more seriously?
[18:44] Charlotte
    I'm sorry about my sister.
[18:46] Allen/I
    She's only misbehaving, so it wouldn't
    affect me if we left her as is, but...
[18:52] Allen
    Fine. I suppose I'm an old hand at this.
[18:55] Allen
    Leave it to me to handle troublemakers!
[18:58] Charlotte
    Allen!
[18:59] Liselotte
    That's my Allen for you!
[19:01] Liselotte
    You're so reliable.
[19:03] Harvey
    Good!
[19:04] Harvey
    And while you're at it,
[19:06] Harvey
    you can go ahead and take over
    my position as the headmaster...
[19:08] Allen
    That is never happening!
[19:11] Allen
    Anyhow, I'm going to try
    and talk to Natalia first.
[19:14] Allen
    Charlotte, what do you want to do?
[19:17] Charlotte
    I...
[19:18] Allen
    It might be wise to see how things go.
[19:22] Charlotte
    Okay.
[19:23] Allen
    But if you so desire, it's possible to let
    you see her while hiding your identity.
[19:29] Charlotte
    Is that possible?
[19:30] Allen
    With my magic, it is.
[19:32] Allen
    But depending on how it goes,
    that might be painful for you.
[19:36] Allen
    Do you still want to meet her?
[19:38] Charlotte
    I... haven't done anything
    an older sister should,
[19:41] Charlotte
    except for reading her
    books a few times...
[19:45] Charlotte
    But she would still call me "Big sister."
[19:50] Charlotte
    It was the only fond memory
    I have of that house.
[19:55] Charlotte
    If I run away right now, I'll regret
    it for the rest of my life.
[19:58] Charlotte
    So please let me see Natalia!
[20:01] Allen
    Very good, well said!
[20:03] Lü
    Yay! Saying hello to mommy's little sister!
[20:06] Gosetsu
    Have no fear, Lady Charlotte,
    for we are with you.
[20:11] Charlotte
    Oh, everyone...
[20:12] Allen
    Uncle, I'll need you to
    forge an ID for Charlotte.
[20:16] Allen
    She's going to infiltrate the
    academy as my assistant!
[20:19] Harvey
    No problem at all.
[20:20] Eruca
    Bro, that's like a legit naughty thing!
[20:24] Liselotte
    But it's already getting late today,
[20:26] Liselotte
    so we should pick this up tomorrow, okay?
[20:28] Allen
    Yes, you're right.
[20:30] Allen
    We've arranged accommodations
    near here, so please excuse us—
[20:34] Liselotte
    What are you talking about?
[20:35] Liselotte
    Of course we've prepared
     rooms for all of you.
[20:38] Allen
    But... I'm sure Charlotte
    doesn't feel comfortable
[20:41] Allen
    staying at someone else's home... right?
[20:44] Liselotte
    See?
[20:45] Liselotte
    Lottie says she wants to stay here!
[20:48] Allen
    She didn't say anything!
[20:50] Liselotte
    You know how they say,
    "Silence means saying yes."
[20:53] Allen
    I've never heard that one!
[20:54] Liselotte
    Plus, if you think about
    the safety of Lottie,
[20:57] Liselotte
    this house is the best choice, you know?
[20:59] Allen/I
    She's got a point there.
[21:03] Liselotte
    Alright, that's settled!
[21:05] Liselotte
    I'll prepare your rooms!
[21:07] Allen/I
    I'm getting a bad feeling about this...
[21:12] Liselotte
    Here's your room!
[21:14] Allen
    Hey, why is there only one bed?!
[21:17] Liselotte
    You two are lovers, aren't you?
[21:19] Liselotte
    Then of course you sleep
    in the same bed, right?
[21:21] Allen
    Well, that's...
[21:22] Liselote
    You're not saying you were lying
    about being lovers, are you?
[21:27] Allen
    O-Of course not...
[21:30] Liselotte
    If I'm being lied to by my dear Allen,
[21:33] Liselotte
    I'll be so sad that I
    don't know what I'd do.
[21:36] Allen
    Th-There's no way I'd lie—
[21:38] Liselotte
    Good! Sweet dreams!
[21:44] Allen/I
    Th-This situation is really bad...
[21:47] Charlotte
    Allen...
[21:48] Allen
    Y-Yes...?
[21:51] Charlotte
    We have an early morning tomorrow, so...
[21:54] Charlotte
    Shall we go to bed?
[23:30] Harvey
    What an innocent couple, no?
[23:32] Liselotte
    My dear Allen was totally
    thrown off balance.
[23:35] Liselotte
    Next time is, "Naughty Reunion."
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
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[23:37] Harvey
    Let's go to bed to remember our beginning.
[23:39] Liselotte
    Oh my!

Season 1

E10 - Naughty Reunion

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[00:12] Allen
    I'm sorry, Charlotte.
[00:14] Allen
    I shouldn't have lied about being lovers if
    it meant ending up in this situation.
[00:19] Charlotte
    N-No, please don't worry about it.
[00:22] Charlotte
    It's the first time since
    you took me on that trip...
[00:33] Allen/I
    What am I thinking?!
[00:36] Allen/I
    I know!
[00:37] Allen/I
    I should just use a spell to
    fall asleep like that time.
[00:41] Allen/I
    Okay!
[00:42] Allen/I
    Deadly Down!
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[00:47] Allen/I
    Why?
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[00:53] Allen/I
    My magic isn't working...?
[00:59] Allen/I
    Materials with magic-disabling properties.
[01:02] Allen/I
    This bed had a special treatment applied...
[01:04] Allen/I
    The only person who could do this is...!
[01:08] Eruca
    Bro, I do not make the same mistake twice.
[01:15] Eruca
    Well then, the night is still young.
[01:18] Eruca
    Entertain us.
[01:24] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
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    Naughty Reunion
[02:55] Allen/I
    Can I even fall
    asleep in this situation?
[02:58] Charlotte
    You know... your parents
    are so happily married.
[03:04] Charlotte
    It surprised me.
[03:06] Allen
    Well, I guess that's not
    always a good thing.
[03:10] Allen
    Because of that, my future is in jeopardy.
[03:14] Charlotte
    But I think they're an ideal couple.
[03:17] Charlotte
    I'm very envious.
[03:20] Allen
    That's an ideal couple?
[03:26] Allen
    Charly.
[03:27] Charlotte
    What's the matter, Al-Al?
[03:30] Allen
    I wish we could be like this forever.
[03:32] Charlotte
    Al-Al, you're so spoiled.
[03:41] Allen
    Sh-Should I act more like my Uncle?
[03:46] Charlotte
    Oh, that's not what I meant...
[03:51] Allen
    Oh, my bad—
[03:54] Allen
    Y-Yes, you're right.
[03:56] Allen
    W-We don't need to go that far for a pretense.
[04:03] Charlotte
    When we... did skits for
    Dorothea, at the end...
[04:08] Charlotte
    What were you going to say to me, Allen?
[04:13] (Flashback) Charlotte
    Um... how do you... feel about me?
[04:18] (Flashback) Allen
    Charlotte, th-the truth is, I...
[04:27] Allen/I
    Should I give her an honest answer?
[04:33] Allen/I
    Do I... really feel that way?
[04:35] Allen/I
    If that's the case...
[04:37] Charlotte/I
    Why do I want to hear the answer?
[04:42] Allen/I
    I just want to see Charlotte
    every morning when I wake up...
[04:45] Charlotte
    Good morning.
[04:47] Allen/I
    ...say good morning to each
    other, drink tea together,
[04:51] Allen/I
    see flowers grow and take
    a walk or go shopping...
[04:57] Charlotte/I
    I want to learn a lot of naughty things from Allen,
[05:02] Charlotte/I
    eat meals together, and...
[05:04] Charlotte/I
    ...say good night to each other,
    and repeat days like that...
[05:05] Allen
    Good night.
[05:12] Allen/I
    But I can't force my selfish
    dreams on Charlotte...
[05:17] Charlotte/I
    But I'm a wanted person, so I don't have
    the right to wish for such things...
[05:22] Allen/I
    I can't.
[05:22] Charlotte/I
    I can't.
[05:23] Allen/I
    Charlotte has finally started
    to walk on her own.
[05:27] Charlotte/I
    I would only be a burden to Allen, so...
[05:33] Charlotte/I
    It's beyond naughty.
[05:33] Allen/I
    It's beyond naughty.
[05:38] Allen/I
    However...
[05:39] Charlotte
    E-Excuse me...
[05:41] Charlotte
    I'm sorry I troubled you.
[05:44] Charlotte
    You don't need to answer that.
[05:46] Charlotte
    We have an early morning
    tomorrow, so let's go to sleep.
[05:49] Allen
    S-Sure...
[05:51] Charlotte
    Good night.
[05:58] Gosetsu
    It sounds like they went to sleep?
[06:01] Eruca
    Wait, what?!
[06:02] Eruca
    How much do you think I paid
    for that bed treatment?!
[06:06] Eruca
    I'll give them a piece of my mind.
[06:08] Gosetsu
    That might be going a bit overboard—
[06:09] Eruca
    Hey, let me go!
[06:17] Liselotte
    You all need to be quiet, okay?
[06:20] Eruca/Gosetsu
    Y-Yes...
    - Y-Yes...
[06:26] Allen
    Okay, I'll cast a spell.
[06:29] Charlotte
    Thank you...
[06:32] Allen
    Shape Shift!
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[06:41] Charlotte
    Oh, glasses?
[06:44] Allen/I
    I knew it...
[06:45] Allen/I
    I... love it!
[06:48] Charlotte
    Allen?
[06:50] Allen
    Well, since she knows what you
    look like, just in case.
[06:54] Allen
    Th-They look great on you.
[06:56] Lü
    That's got to be his personal preference.
[06:59] Gosetsu
    I agree with you there.
[07:01] Allen
    Wha... T-That's absolutely not true!
[07:04] Lü/Gosetsu
    Oh yeah?
[07:05] Allen
    What is that reaction?!
[07:16] Allen
    I hear they loiter around here a lot.
[07:21] Student
    You bastard! You'll pay for this!
[07:30] Charlotte/I
    Natalia...
[07:35] Allen
    I presume you are Natalia?
[07:42] Allen/I
    She casually checked the
    positions of her allies nearby,
[07:46] Allen/I
    and shifted her weight so she
    could be ready to fight.
[07:50] Allen/I
    And she's been here for only three months?
[07:54] Allen/I
    Just imagine what
    she could grow up to be.
[07:56] Natalia
    Who are you?
[07:58] Allen
    My name's Allen Crawford.
[08:00] Allen
    A temporary substitute teacher.
[08:03] Natalia
    Crawford...
[08:04] Natalia
    Are you related to the headmaster?
[08:07] Fish Man
    B-Boss Lady...
[08:09] Fish Man
    That name is feared as the naughtiest
    kid in the history of the academy...
[08:14] Dog Man
    He instantly knocked out
    professors and hundreds of students
[08:16] Dog Man
    who opposed him in a second...
[08:18] Wolf Man
    After a battle against the headmaster
    for three days and three nights,
[08:21] Wolf Man
    he annihilated a whole mountain...
[08:23] Lackies
    He's the Great Demon Lord
    of the magical academy!
[08:26] Allen
    Enough with the compliments.
[08:28] Allen
    You're making me blush.
[08:31] Charlotte
    I'm not sure if those were compliments...
[08:34] Natalia
    And who might that be?
[08:36] Allen
    Oh, this is my assistant, Charlo.
[08:39] Allen
    Hey, why don't you say hello?
[08:42] Charlotte
    Oh, y-yes.
[08:44] Charlotte
    Um, n-nice to meet you...
[08:47] Natalia
    What do the Great Demon Lord and
    his assistant want with me?
[08:51] Allen
    A simple story.
[08:53] Allen
    I received a request directly from the
    headmaster to instruct troubled students.
[08:57] Allen
    Think of me as your private instructor.
[09:01] Natalia
    I do not need a private instructor.
[09:03] Natalia
    Please leave me alone.
[09:05] Natalia
    Let's go, you all.
[09:07] Lackies
    Y-Yes, Boss Lady!
[09:10] Allen
    I guess that's what one would
    expect from the first attempt...
[09:13] Allen
    What do you think, Charlotte... huh?!
[09:16] Allen
    Charlotte?!
[09:20] Charlotte
    I-I really got to talk to Natalia...
[09:25] Charlotte
    I... I'm so glad that I decided to be brave!
[09:30] Allen
    I'm not sure if that can be called "talk"...
[09:35] Allen
    But you need to step up your
    game for what's to come.
[09:38] Charlotte
    What's to come?
[09:40] Allen
    Right. It'll be more than
    just a conversation.
[09:43] Allen
    You'll be hanging out together, dining
    together, and sometimes fighting...
[09:45] Charlotte
    Here.
[09:46] Natalia
    Humph!
[09:48] Allen
    Wait, Charlotte?!
[09:51] Allen
    Hey, Charlotte...
[09:59] Allen
    Oh no, this is not...
[10:02] Allen
    Not what you think!
[10:05] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:08] Sign
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    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:20] Allen
    Hey.
[10:21] Charlotte
    E-Excuse us...
[10:28] Allen
    Five magical elemental applications, huh?
[10:30] Allen
    Are you able to comprehend this?
[10:33] Natalia
    Professor, the formula you're
    writing right now is incorrect.
[10:36] Natalia
    If we used the electro
    magic under that condition,
[10:39] Natalia
    the power of it would have gone up more.
[10:42] Old Professor
    Oh, you're correct.
[10:45] Old Professor
    Forgive me, when you age, your concentration
    goes out the window, you see...
[10:51] Allen
    I see, not bad.
[10:53] Natalia
    Your compliment doesn't bring
    me any happiness whatsoever.
[11:02] Allen
    Hey, what's the matter?
[11:04] Charlotte
    Oh, it's just that I have no
    clue what any of this means,
[11:08] Charlotte
    so I'm impressed with Natalia!
[11:11] Natalia
    You're the Great Demon Lord's assistant,
    and you don't even know this?
[11:15] Charlotte
    S-Sorry...
[11:17] Allen
    My assistant is still new.
[11:20] Allen
    She's going over the basics of magic
    while she's on this mission.
[11:24] Charlotte
    I am?
[11:27] Charlotte
    Y-Yes!
[11:29] Charlotte
    I'm still inexperienced,
    but I will work hard!
[11:33] Allen
    This is a good opportunity, Charlo.
[11:35] Allen
    Why don't you ask the genius child
    over there for some lessons?
[11:39] Natalia
    What?!
[11:40] Natalia
    She's your assistant, not mine.
[11:42] Natalia
    Why should I?
[11:43] Charlotte
    S-She's right, Allen.
[11:45] Charlotte
    We shouldn't disturb her study.
[11:48] Charlotte
    B-But, if your schedule permits it, I'd
    appreciate it if you could teach me...
[11:57] Charlotte
    Then I might faint out of happiness!
[12:00] Natalia
    F-Faint?!
[12:02] Charlotte
    Oh, but I'll do my best not to do that!
[12:06] Natalia
    Why would you want to...
[12:09] Natalia
    I suppose I could, during this lecture.
[12:12] Charlotte
    Y-You mean it?!
[12:19] Charlotte
    Th-Thank you very much for teaching me!
[12:24] Natalia
    Well, it wasn't a big deal...
[12:27] Natalia
    Why did you want to study magic, Charlo?
[12:31] Charlotte
    Huh?
[12:34] Charlotte
    I've always been protected by
    Allen and the others up until now.
[12:39] Charlotte
    But I think I need to do more.
[12:43] Charlotte
    I want to be stronger
    so I can face anything.
[12:48] Natalia
    To face anything...
[12:52] Charlotte
    So, I will practice the lightning
    magic you taught me in that class!
[12:58] Charlotte
    I'll do my best so I can master it!
[13:00] Natalia
    Well, that one is a rather
    difficult spell...
[13:05] Natalia
    If you get confused, I wouldn't
    mind if you ask me again.
[13:08] Charlotte
    Oh, really?!
[13:10] Charlotte
    Thank you so much!
[13:11] Lü
    There's mommy!
[13:15] Gosetsu
    Master Allen, Miss Charlo,
    we've been looking for you.
[13:18] Allen
    What are you two doing here?
[13:22] Gosetsu
    Could you be any ruder?
[13:24] Gosetsu
    We've brought lunch from your mother.
[13:29] Charlotte
    Thank you, Gosetsu.
[13:32] Lü
    Mommy!
[13:34] Charlotte
    Oh, Lü, please stop!
[13:38] Students
    Check it out!
[13:39] Students
    What's that?
[13:43] Natalia
    A fenrir and a hell capybara?!
[13:46] Natalia
    What exactly are you?
[13:48] Charlotte
    Huh?
[13:51] Natalia
    But if you have two rare
    species of magical creatures,
[13:55] Natalia
    you're already an accomplished
    magical creature tamer.
[14:00] Natalia
    Do you need to learn magic?
[14:02] Charlotte
    Um... but that's only because
    Lü and Gosetsu are amazing.
[14:09] Natalia
    Ah, you are an "unaware
    protagonist" type...
[14:12] Charlotte
    By the way, Natalia...
[14:14] Charlotte
    is that all you're going to have for lunch?
[14:17] Natalia
    Huh?
[14:18] Natalia
    I believe the amount is sufficient.
[14:21] Charlotte
    You should at least have some salad...
[14:24] Charlotte
    I'll go get some!
[14:27] Natalia
    Huh?
[14:31] Natalia
    She's such a strange person.
[14:34] Natalia
    Why does she care so much about me?
[14:37] Natalia
    It doesn't feel like it's because it's her job.
[14:41] Allen
    Apparently, her little sister at
    home is around the same age as you.
[14:45] Allen
    Maybe she sees some of her in you?
[14:47] Natalia
    I see, that makes sense.
[14:51] Natalia
    Great Demon Lord, I have a question.
[14:54] Allen
    What is it?
[14:56] Natalia
    Have you been sent by my family, the Evans?
[15:02] Allen
    No.
[15:04] Natalia
    I see.
[15:05] Natalia
    I just wanted to check.
[15:07] Allen
    You seem to dislike them.
[15:10] Natalia
    My parents are typical nobles-in-name-only.
[15:13] Natalia
    They're selfish snobs,
    a really horrible family.
[15:20] Allen
    You study magic so earnestly so
    that you can leave your family?
[15:26] Natalia
    That's one of the reasons.
[15:27] Natalia
    If I can use magic, I can manage
    most of the stuff myself.
[15:32] Allen
    I see.
[15:33] Allen
    I understand that you've been through a lot.
[15:37] Allen
    I read about your sister in the paper.
[15:41] Allen
    Wasn't her name Charlotte...
[15:46] Natalia
    Please do not bring up that
    subject in front of me again.
[15:51] Natalia
    It puts me in a bad mood.
[15:52] Allen
    Right... sorry.
[15:55] Allen/I
    I guess one small consolation is that
    Charlotte wasn't here to hear it.
[16:02] Chris
    Well, hello there. If it isn't Natalia.
[16:07] Natalia
    What do you want, Chris?
[16:09] Chris
    Oh, I just thought I'd say hi.
[16:13] Chris
    It seems that you bested
    those from the other class.
[16:16] Natalia
    Naturally.
[16:18] Natalia
    They're not even in my league.
[16:22] Chris
    As expected of my rival.
[16:24] Chris
    But don't get cocky.
[16:27] Chris
    Your reign will soon end.
[16:31] Natalia
    Listen to the small yappy dog bark.
[16:34] Natalia
    If you want a duel with me, you
    need to make an appointment first.
[16:37] Natalia
    Don't you even know that common courtesy?
[16:39] Chris
    You're stuck up as usual.
[16:42] Chris
    Let's go, guys.
[16:48] Allen
    Nice friend you got.
[16:50] Natalia
    Nice how?!
[16:54] Charlotte
    O-Oh, I'm sorry.
[16:57] Charlotte
    I'll clean up right away.
[16:59] Underling 1
    Watch where you're going.
[17:01] Underling 2
    You're in the way of young
    master Chris, get out—
[17:04] Natalia
    You scoundrels!
[17:09] Charlotte
    N-Natalia!
[17:12] Chris
    H-How dare you, those are my men!
[17:16] Natalia
    I taught them manners in your stead.
[17:19] Natalia
    You should be thanking me.
[17:21] Chris
    Wha...?!
[17:22] Natalia
    To raise a hand against a woman
    is absolutely inexcusable!
[17:25] Natalia
    Forget the appointment!
[17:26] Natalia
    I'll strike you down right here—
[17:29] Allen
    Come now, Natalia.
[17:31] Charlotte
    Allen.
[17:33] Allen
    This is a cafeteria.
[17:34] Allen
    There are many students around.
[17:37] Allen
    Causing a brawl here isn't
    exactly commendable.
[17:41] Natalia
    Huh?!
[17:42] Natalia
    But Charlo is your assistant!
[17:44] Natalia
    You're just going to stay
    quiet when she was hurt?!
[17:48] Charlotte
    Um, I'm actually fine, so...
[17:52] Allen
    That makes me laugh, actually.
[17:58] Allen
    Whoever said I would forgive them?
[18:00] Charlotte
    Oh no... I have a bad feeling about this.
[18:13] Natalia
    Wait... a subspace barrier?!
[18:16] Underling 3
    What is this?!
[18:18] Underling 3
    Did he create this thing?!
[18:19] Chris
    Calm down!
[18:20] Chris
    The weakness of this type
    of barrier is obvious!
[18:23] Chris
    Attack the caster!
[18:25] Underlings
    Yes, sir!
[18:28] Allen
    Listen, Natalia.
[18:30] Allen
    There are three things to
    keep in mind in a fight.
[18:40] Charlotte
    Oh no, Allen!
[18:42] Charlotte
    You shouldn't fight!
[18:44] Allen
    First, always block off the
    opponent's escape routes.
[18:51] Allen
    Second, never miss any of the opponents.
[19:01] Allen
    And the most important thing is to...
[19:16] Allen
    Thoroughly break their souls so they will
    never think of opposing you again.
[19:24] Natalia
    I've never seen one this big...!
[19:27] Allen
    Do you know what happens when you receive—
[19:31] Allen
    What?!
[19:44] Charlotte
    Fighting is beyond naughty!
[19:53] Charlotte
    I'm grateful that you two were angry for me.
[19:56] Charlotte
    But both of you have overdone it.
[19:59] Charlotte
    Violence is not the answer!
[20:01] Allen
    I'm sorry.
[20:03] Charlotte
    You too, Natalia.
[20:06] Charlotte
    Doing something so dangerous...
[20:07] Charlotte
    What if you got hurt?!
[20:10] Natalia
    Then I can use magic to heal...
[20:14] Natalia
    I'm sorry.
[20:16] Charlotte
    Listen to me.
[20:17] Charlotte
    Fighting is a no-no!
[20:19] Allen/Natalia
    Okay...
[20:25] Allen/I
    Natalia seemed to be surprised,
[20:28] Allen/I
    but I knew that Charlotte would
    succeed with that spell.
[20:32] Allen/I
    And this experience will no doubt
    give her more self-confidence.
[20:37] Allen/I
    That said, for her to hurl a spell
    at me and give me a talking-to...
[20:42] Allen/I
    She couldn't even hit a punching bag
    before, but she's sure grown strong.
[20:48] Natalia
    Why are you smiling? Creepy...
[20:55] Natalia
    No fighting, huh?
[20:58] Allen
    You don't do it because you like it, do you?
[21:02] Allen
    Initially, you were only
    helping vulnerable outcasts.
[21:06] Allen
    But it grew into an army, and there
    were others who resented that.
[21:11] Natalia
    You investigated thoroughly.
[21:13] Allen
    It's my job.
[21:16] Natalia
    I simply want to hone my craft here.
[21:20] Natalia
    I want to get stronger as soon as possible.
[21:22] Natalia
    To practice my skills, folks
    like Chris can be convenient targets.
[21:28] Natalia
    But they don't know when to give up,
[21:31] Natalia
    so the truth is that I find
    them annoying of late.
[21:34] Allen
    I see, I'm starting to see
    the problem you have.
[21:40] Allen
    Then there's only one thing you need to do.
[21:43] Natalia
    You're not going to tell me to
    get along with them, are you?
[21:47] Allen
    No, just the opposite.
[21:52] Allen
    Natalia, you must conquer this
    academy and become its ruler.
[21:57] Natalia
    Pardon me?
[23:30] Natalia
    Great Demon Lord, I want
    to ask you something.
[23:33] Natalia
    How do you feel about Charlo?
[23:35] Allen
    Huh?! Well—
[23:36] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:36] Sign
    Naughty Dungeon
[23:36] Natalia
    Next time is, "Naughty Dungeon."
[23:38] Allen
    So, Charlo is my... you know...

Season 1

E11 - Naughty Dungeon

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[00:02] Eruca
    I found you, bro!
[00:04] Eruca
    What are you up to?
[00:06] Charlotte
    Eruca.
[00:07] Eruca
    Hey there!
[00:08] Eruca
    So this is Natalia, who
    I've heard so much about.
[00:11] Natalia
    Who is this?
[00:12] Charlotte
    Allen's little sister.
[00:14] Natalia
    The Great Demon Lord's sister?!
[00:17] Natalia
    I presume you must be an
    accomplished sorcerer yourself.
[00:20] Eruca
    Not as much as my bro.
[00:23] Eruca
    So, what are you up to?
[00:25] Natalia
    I'm learning and exercising what
    the Great Demon Lord calls,
[00:29] Natalia
    "How to conquer the academy."
[00:30] Eruca
    Say what?!
[00:31] Allen
    If you know how to defeat
    your opponents effectively,
[00:34] Allen
    then you can wipe out all your
    enemies from the academy!
[00:36] Eruca
    What are you talking about?
[00:37] Allen
    It is most effective to
    challenge the enemy leader
[00:40] Allen
    in a field they excel in and show
    the difference in your abilities.
[00:43] Eruca
    Jeez, that's nasty.
[00:46] Allen
    The only thing left is the
    duel with your rival, Chris.
[00:48] Allen
    Take the flag at the back of the dungeon.
[00:51] Allen
    The first one to return with it is the winner.
[00:53] Natalia
    Victory will be mine!
[00:56] Allen
    If you'd like, I can teach you a
    secret trick that's barely legal.
[01:01] Natalia
    Fascinating.
[01:02] Natalia
    I would love that.
[01:05] Allen
    I have high hopes that you'll
    be able to use it well.
[01:11] Eruca
    I thought you were supposed to
    guide her to the right path.
[01:14] Charlotte
    I-I feel like Natalia is
    becoming a naughty girl...!
[01:22] Charlotte
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[02:50] Chris
    Damn it!
[02:50] Sign
    Naughty Dungeon
[02:51] Chris
    You'll pay for this!
[02:52] Chris
    Let's go, guys!
[02:55] Natalia
    He'll probably forget about it by tonight.
[02:58] Allen
    I didn't expect you to beat him
    by more than 30 minutes...
[03:01] Charlotte
    You're incredible, Natalia!
[03:03] Eruca
    You're on a whole other level.
[03:04] Natalia
    Thank you for the compliments, I'm honored.
[03:07] Natalia
    By the way, that dungeon...
[03:09] Natalia
    Why is entry forbidden?
[03:11] Eruca
    Well... the dungeon boss is in her
    laying season, so she's agitated.
[03:17] Dragonewt
    Boss Lady!
[03:19] Dragonewt
    Thank you for your hard work.
[03:21] Dragonewt
    I've taught the guy who tried
    to use me as a gofer a lesson.
[03:24] Fish Man
    I beat up the spoiled brat from
    the main branch of the family!
[03:27] Dog Man
    I threw the guy who stole my
    girlfriend into the ocean!
[03:30] Natalia
    Well done.
[03:31] Natalia
    I'm proud to have you as my underlings.
[03:33] Dragonewt
    T-To be complimented by Boss Lady...
[03:38] Fish Man
    We owe all of this...
[03:40] Dog Man
    to your dedicated instructions, Professor...
[03:42] Natalia
    Professor Gosetsu!
[03:44] Natalia
    I cannot thank you enough.
[03:47] Natalia
    You must be an accomplished hell capybara.
[03:50] Gosetsu
    Oh no, all I've done is use a little bit
    of the carrot-and-stick approach.
[03:54] Gosetsu
    I'm just an old timer.
[03:58] Gosetsu
    Come on, break time is over!
[04:00] Gosetsu
    Now go run a lap of the island!
[04:03] Gosetsu
    Work hard so you won't be
    a burden to Miss Natalia!
[04:06] Lackies
    Sir, yes, sir!
[04:09] Lü
    I want to play tag, too!
[04:12] Gosetsu
    Excuse me.
[04:13] Natalia
    I'll leave them in your hands,
    Professor Gosetsu, Lü.
[04:17] Allen
    Hey!
[04:18] Allen
    You call Gosetsu "Professor," but
    I'm still the Great Demon Lord?
[04:22] Natalia
    The Great Demon Lord is the Great Demon Lord.
[04:24] Natalia
    Don't get cocky.
[04:31] Charlotte
    It's almost time for dinner.
[04:34] Natalia
    Right. Let's go to the cafeteria.
[04:36] Natalia
    We should have another strategy meeting.
[04:39] Charlotte
    Yes.
[04:40] Charlotte
    But you have to eat some vegetables, too.
[04:43] Natalia
    I-I've been eating them recently!
[04:46] Natalia
    Since you insist.
[04:54] Charlotte
    Here you go, veggies.
[04:57] Natalia
    I-I'm rather full today.
[05:00] Charlotte
    Is that so?
[05:01] Charlotte
    I chose them for your health...
[05:06] Natalia
    I-I'll eat them! I will!
[05:15] Natalia
    A-Are you happy now?
[05:18] Eruca
    Wow! Good job!
[05:20] Charlotte
    Wonderful!
[05:21] Charlotte
    Impressive, Natalia!
[05:23] Natalia
    Of course.
[05:24] Natalia
    I'm an adult now.
[05:26] Charlotte
    Then how about seconds?
[05:29] Charlotte
    There's plenty more!
[05:33] Eruca
    Those two are already acting
    like totally great sisters.
[05:36] Allen
    I hope it happens in real life.
[05:38] Eruca
    Oh, you haven't asked?
[05:40] Eruca
    About her sister.
[05:42] Allen
    No. It seems like it's a land mine for her.
[05:45] (Flashback) Natalia
    Please do not bring up that
    subject in front of me again.
[05:51] Allen
    I'm still building trust.
[05:54] Allen
    It's better to take some more time.
[05:57] Eruca
    Oh yeah?
[05:58] Eruca
    It's only natural that you'd be cautious.
[06:00] Eruca
    It's an important issue for your partner.
[06:02] Allen
    That's just a pretense!
[06:05] Eruca
    I don't know how long you can
    use that as an excuse...
[06:12] Allen
    Setting that aside for now, what
    is your plan after this is over?
[06:16] Eruca
    Let's see, Natalia's situation
    seems to be settled for now,
[06:21] Eruca
    so maybe I'll look into that case.
[06:24] Eruca
    Dad said he'd help, too.
[06:27] Natalia
    Ch-Charlo?
[06:29] Charlotte
    Yes?
[06:31] Natalia
    I-I've been thinking that I
    should teach you a new spell.
[06:36] Charlotte
    Are you sure?!
[06:38] Charlotte
    You have training with Allen...
[06:40] Natalia
    He said that I should teach
    you the basics of magic.
[06:44] Natalia
    But if you don't want to...
[06:46] Charlotte
    That would be lovely!
[06:48] Natalia
    Then let's start early tomorrow
    morning before class.
[06:52] Charlotte
    Yes! I'll do my best!
[06:55] Dragonewt
    Thank you for your work, Boss Lady!
[06:58] Natalia
    You're finished with your training?
[07:00] Dragonewt
    Yes, Boss Lady.
[07:01] Dragonewt
    If you're training, let us join you.
[07:04] Fish Man
    We don't mind teaching
    her, too, if you want—
[07:08] Gosetsu
    It's a million years too early for you, small fry!
[07:12] Gosetsu
    Come on now, resume running!
[07:23] Allen
    Hey, we're here, Natalia.
[07:25] Dragonewt
    This is Boss Lady's room.
[07:32] Charlotte
    We did work very hard today.
[07:34] Allen
    Hm...
[07:37] Allen
    Very diligent of her.
[07:39] Charlotte
    She's studying a lot.
[07:45] Allen
    What's this?
[07:47] Dragonewt
    It's dangerous to touch that bag.
[07:49] Dragonewt
    You'll be beaten up without mercy.
[07:51] Charlotte
    Is it something important to her?
[07:56] Allen/I
    It seems to be sealed with magic, too.
[08:00] Allen/I
    It's biometrically locked, and if you try
    to force it open, it'll trigger a trap.
[08:05] Allen
    What's in it?
[08:07] Dragonewt
    Who knows?
[08:08] Dragonewt
    Boss Lady doesn't talk about herself much.
[08:11] Dragonewt
    Shoot, look at the time.
[08:14] Dragonewt
    Excuse me.
[08:18] Allen
    You again, Chris?
[08:20] Allen
    Are you here to give Natalia
    a challenge letter?
[08:22] Chris
    Sh-Shut up!
[08:25] Dragonewt
    What the heck did he want?
[08:27] Dragonewt
    I gotta go to my part time
    job, so please excuse me!
[08:30] Allen
    Yes, take care.
[08:37] Allen
    It must be very important.
[08:41] Allen
    My goodness.
[08:43] Allen
    Looking like this, she's
    just a normal child.
[08:45] Charlotte
    Yes. It reminds me of old times.
[08:49] Charlotte
    In the past, I would read books to her.
[08:53] Charlotte
    She listened happily, but she would
    fall asleep halfway through...
[09:00] Charlotte
    I can't believe she's grown so big.
[09:05] Allen
    Charlotte.
[09:07] Charlotte
    Perhaps I should... keep
    my identity a secret.
[09:12] Allen
    Why do you think so?
[09:14] Charlotte
    I got to talk to Natalia
    about a lot of things.
[09:17] Charlotte
    But... she never talks about her family.
[09:22] Charlotte
    I think that's her answer.
[09:25] Charlotte
    I must remind her of terrible memories.
[09:28] Charlotte
    If so, then she should just forget about me.
[09:30] Lü
    But why?
[09:32] Lü
    Mommy and Natalia are so close.
[09:34] Lü
    But you want her to forget about you?
[09:36] Charlotte
    That's because it's Charlo, Allen's
    assistant, and not myself.
[09:40] Lü
    But mommy is mommy, and Natalia is Natalia.
[09:44] Lü
    I want you two to get along.
[09:47] Charlotte
    Lü...
[09:50] Allen
    Well, you don't need to
    rush to a conclusion yet.
[09:54] Allen
    Why don't you take your
    time and think it over?
[09:56] Gosetsu
    Exactly.
[09:58] Gosetsu
    More often than not, time will
    solve this type of problem.
[10:02] Gosetsu
    You can watch over Miss
    Natalia in the long run.
[10:07] Allen
    As expected from the oldest of us all.
[10:09] Allen
    Your advice has weight to it.
[10:12] Gosetsu
    I have gone through a lot.
[10:15] Gosetsu
    Once upon a time,
[10:17] Gosetsu
    I was half asleep and accidentally reduced
    the volcanic belt in the East to ashes.
[10:21] Gosetsu
    But now, that area is a
    beautiful green plain.
[10:24] Gosetsu
    You could say that time is a cure-all
    for anything and everything.
[10:28] Allen
    Wait, isn't that the famous story about
    the natural disaster of unknown cause?
[10:33] Gosetsu
    Is that so?
[10:37] Charlotte
    You're right.
[10:40] Charlotte
    I will take more time to think about it.
[10:42] Allen
    Good.
[10:43] Allen
    I will support you until your relationship
    with your little sister can be remedied.
[10:48] Lü
    Me too!
[11:06] Charlotte
    I'll be back, Allen.
[11:18] Charlotte
    Oh wow!
[11:28] Charlotte
    Yes! I did it!
[11:31] Charlotte
    Thank you very much!
[11:36] Charlotte
    Yay!
[11:42] Charlotte
    Natalia, thank you for teaching me.
[11:46] Natalia
    Charlo, you have a knack for it.
[11:49] Natalia
    If you continue training, I'm sure
    you'll improve even further.
[11:54] Charlotte
    Yes!
[11:56] Charlotte
    I'm looking forward to you
    coaching me again tomorrow!
[11:58] Natalia
    Wait, tomorrow?
[12:00] Charlotte
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[12:01] Charlotte
    I assumed you would teach
    me again tomorrow...
[12:05] Charlotte
    Natalia?
[12:07] Natalia
    I was remembering the old times.
[12:10] Natalia
    About the fun times I had
    before I came to the academy.
[12:16] Charlotte/I
    Does that memory happen to be...
[12:20] Natalia
    I know!
[12:21] Natalia
    There's something I'd like
    to show you, Charlo.
[12:25] Charlotte
    To me?
[12:27] Natalia
    Yes.
[12:31] Natalia
    Where, where is it?!
[12:34] Natalia
    Where did it go?!
[12:35] Natalia
    It was here when I left this morning!
[12:38] Charlotte
    What are you looking for?
[12:40] Natalia
    It's gone! My bag!
[12:42] Charlotte
    Your bag?
[12:45] Charlotte
    Oh, is that what you wanted to show me?
[12:49] Natalia
    I can't believe I didn't lock the window.
[12:52] Natalia
    But who would do such a thing?
[12:54] Charlotte
    Natalia, look!
[12:57] Natalia
    A challenge letter...
[13:00] Natalia
    As I thought, it's from Chris.
[13:02] Natalia
    "If you want your precious bag returned,
[13:04] Natalia
    come to the designated place alone," huh?
[13:09] Natalia
    Very well.
[13:11] Natalia
    He shall pay for this.
[13:13] Charlotte
    Y-You shouldn't, Natalia!
[13:15] Charlotte
    Fighting is bad...
[13:17] Natalia
    Can you please keep this
    from the Great Demon Lord?
[13:19] Charlotte
    Are you planning to go alone?
[13:22] Natalia
    There's no need to worry!
[13:23] Natalia
    I shall be back soon.
[13:29] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[13:33] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[13:37] Allen
    I see.
[13:38] Allen
    Natalia is missing, and her bag
    is gone from her room as well.
[13:43] Dragonewt
    Yes.
[13:44] Dragonewt
    She didn't show up to class, so...
[13:46] Dragonewt
    I don't know where she could be.
[13:49] Allen
    Lü, any ideas?
[13:50] Lü
    Hmm, Natalia's scent isn't here.
[13:54] Allen
    I don't believe that she, of all
    people, would be in trouble, but...
[13:57] Allen
    Where's Charlo?
[13:58] Allen
    I thought she was practicing
    spells with Natalia.
[14:02] Lü
    I'll try and find mommy's scent!
[14:06] Gosetsu
    Perhaps Miss Natalia overheard us yesterday.
[14:11] Allen/I
    If that's the case, where
    could Charlotte be?
[14:14] Gosetsu
    Master Allen, what would you like to do?
[14:17] Underling
    Oh, there they are!
[14:19] Dragonewt
    You're one of Chris' underlings.
[14:22] Allen
    No offense, but we're rather busy today—
[14:24] Underling
    Please! We need your help!
[14:26] Allen
    Hm?
[14:26] Underling
    The young master...
[14:28] Underling
    He summoned Natalia
    to the forbidden dungeon!
[14:32] Dragonewt
    Seriously?!
[14:34] Dragonewt
    That's bad!
[14:35] Allen/I
    Normally, that dungeon is easy enough
    for students to clear, but...
[14:40] (Flashback) Eruca
    The dungeon boss is in her laying
    season, so she's agitated.
[14:45] Allen/I
    They're in danger!
[14:49] Chris
    So, you did come all the way down here.
[14:51] Chris
    This bag must be very important to you.
[14:55] Natalia
    That's none of your business.
[14:57] Natalia
    Give it back right now!
[14:59] Chris
    I can't return it to you so easily.
[15:02] Chris
    I know, let's do this!
[15:05] Natalia
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:06] Chris
    Whoa there.
[15:08] Chris
    A strong spell is cast on it, right?
[15:10] Chris
    It won't break from something like this.
[15:13] Chris
    In this dungeon, we won't be
    interrupted by the teachers.
[15:16] Chris
    Now, let's see who can
    recover the bag first.
[15:21] Natalia
    So pathetic...
[15:23] Natalia
    You want to beat me that much?
[15:25] Chris
    That's right!
[15:27] Chris
    I can't lose to you, no matter what.
[15:29] Chris
    Because of you, I...!
[15:32] Natalia
    Hey, wait!
[15:37] Underling
    The young master used to be called
    a genius child in the academy.
[15:45] Underling
    Until Natalia Evans transferred
    here, that is...
[15:54] Underling
    Ever since then...
[15:55] (Flashback) Natalia
    I'm finished!
[15:57] Underling
    In academics and in practical training,
    he's failed every attempt to beat Natalia.
[16:03] Underling
    His pride torn to shreds, the young master...
[16:07] (Flashback) Chris
    I'm going to beat her!
[16:09] (Flashback) Chris
    By any means necessary!
[16:12] Underling
    And last night...
[16:17] Allen/I
    Feeling anxious about Natalia's
    improvement under my tutelage,
[16:20] Allen/I
    he lured her into the forbidden dungeon...
[16:23] Allen/I
    Who knew he felt that pressured?
[16:25] Allen/I
    I should have expected it.
[16:28] Allen
    You all stay put here.
[16:30] Allen
    I'll go find her on my own.
[16:31] Lü
    Will you be okay by yourself, Allen?
[16:33] Allen
    Don't you know I'm the genius Great Demon
    Lord who can silence a crying child?
[16:37] Allen
    I'll just get over there, give the brat
    a taste of my fist and come back.
[16:43] Allen
    Please send word to my uncle, just in case.
[16:46] Allen
    You never know what could happen.
[16:48] Gosetsu
    Understood.
[16:50] Lü
    I'm going to look for mommy's scent.
[16:53] Allen
    Thank you.
[16:54] Allen
    You all wait here.
[16:56] Lackies
    Yes, sir!
[17:01] Natalia
    You aren't so bad yourself.
[17:02] Natalia
    But this settles it.
[17:05] Natalia
    I'm going to take back my bag.
[17:07] Chris
    No, I'm not done yet...
[17:18] Chris
    Wh-What's going on?!
[17:27] Chris
    Th-That's a chimaera!
[17:30] Natalia
    Is that the dungeon's boss?!
[17:48] Natalia
    Hold up!
[18:04] Natalia
    It seems like it's gone.
[18:06] Natalia
    But it was pathetic of you to run.
[18:09] Chris
    What was I supposed to do?!
[18:10] Chris
    My body just moved on its own when I saw it!
[18:15] Natalia
    Anyhow, we need to do something
    about that chimaera.
[18:18] Chris
    A-Are you going to fight it?
[18:20] Natalia
    No. I read that chimaera will run
    away if you make loud noises.
[18:26] Natalia
    If we use both of our magic...
[18:28] Chris
    Hm?
[18:29] Natalia
    Are you listening to me?!
[18:31] Chris
    I just felt something cold on my head...
[18:34] Chris
    Maybe a drop of water?
[18:36] Natalia
    That's strange.
[18:37] Natalia
    There's no limestone cave here...
[18:45] Chris
    Y-You stay back!
[18:46] Chris
    Get out of here!
[18:47] Natalia
    What do you mean?!
[18:49] Chris
    I'm the one who got you into this mess.
[18:51] Chris
    I'll use my magic...
[18:53] Chris
    Take this, chimaera!
[19:01] Chris
    Did I do it?
[19:02] Natalia
    It seems to have worked.
[19:11] Natalia
    Chris!
[19:48] Natalia
    That spell...
[19:53] Natalia
    Charlo?!
[19:55] Charlotte
    Natalia!
[19:57] Charlotte
    Are you hurt?
[20:00] Charlotte
    Are you hurt anywhere?!
[20:02] Natalia
    Just a little... on my leg.
[20:08] Charlotte
    We need to get you proper treatment
    once we're out of this dungeon.
[20:12] Natalia
    Thank you... very much...
[20:14] Charlotte
    Although we can't move until Chris wakes up.
[20:18] Natalia
    Charlo.
[20:19] Natalia
    The spell you cast earlier, that's
    what I taught you, correct?
[20:22] Charlotte
    Yes.
[20:23] Charlotte
    It was all or nothing, but I'm glad
    the magical creature ran away.
[20:28] Charlotte
    It's thanks to your teaching, Natalia!
[20:31] Natalia
    Why...?
[20:32] Charlotte
    Huh?
[20:33] Natalia
    That magical creature usually
    can't be beaten so easily.
[20:37] Natalia
    You simply got lucky.
[20:39] Natalia
    Charlo, why did you come to the dungeon?!
[20:42] Natalia
    I thought I told you to stay put!
[20:48] Charlotte
    Because I was worried about you.
[20:51] Charlotte
    No matter how strong your magic might
    be, you are still a small child.
[20:56] Charlotte
    It doesn't make it okay for you
    to go to a dangerous place alone.
[21:00] Charlotte
    If something happened to you, I...
[21:05] Natalia
    Charlo, why...?
[21:07] Natalia
    Why do you care that much about me?
[21:10] Charlotte
    That's because...
[21:15] Charlotte/I
    I'm... I'm your...
[21:20] Natalia
    I'm sorry to have caused you trouble.
[21:22] Natalia
    But this bag...
[21:24] Natalia
    I needed to retrieve it on my own.
[21:30] Charlotte
    That bag...
[21:31] Charlotte
    What exactly is in there?
[21:34] Natalia
    You have a little sister
    at home, do you not?
[21:45] Allen/I
    In this dungeon lies a magical
    creature in its laying period.
[21:49] Allen/I
    Her name is Salamander.
[21:51] Allen/I
    She must not be awakened!
[23:30] Charlotte
    I wanted to learn more naughty things...
[23:33] Allen
    You're wrong, Charlotte.
[23:35] Allen/Charlotte
    Next time is, "Naughty = Happiness."
[23:35] Sign
    Next Episode
[23:35] Sign
    Naughty = Happiness
[23:38] Allen
    Naughtiness will be with us forever.

Season 1

E12 - Naughty = Happiness

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[00:02] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[01:31] Charlotte
    That bag... What exactly is in there?
[01:32] Sign
    Naughty = Happiness
[01:35] Natalia
    You have a little sister
    at home, do you not?
[01:42] Natalia
    I have a big sister as well.
[01:44] Natalia
    Did the Great Demon Lord tell you?
[01:47] Natalia
    About the incident that
    happened to the Evans family.
[01:51] Charlotte
    Yes, I heard...
[01:53] Charlotte
    about your big sister committing a huge crime—
[01:56] Natalia
    That is not true!
[01:58] Natalia
    My big sister can't even kill a bug.
[02:00] Natalia
    She would never do such a thing!
[02:03] Natalia
    I just know that rotten excuse of
    a prince did it to frame my sister!
[02:09] Natalia
    But my family chose to cut
    her out of our family...
[02:15] Charlotte
    So you didn't resent your big sister?
[02:18] Natalia
    Don't be ridiculous!
[02:20] Natalia
    What I cannot stand is the Evans family, and...
[02:23] Natalia
    myself because couldn't save my sister!
[02:29] Natalia
    My sister has always been kind
    to me ever since I was born.
[02:35] Natalia
    But things changed... and
    I couldn't do anything to help.
[02:41] Natalia
    That's why I was going to
    rescue her when I grew up.
[02:46] Natalia
    But I was too late.
[02:48] Natalia
    My sister disappeared.
[02:51] Charlotte
    Natalia...
[02:53] Natalia
    After that incident, her
    belongings were thrown away,
[02:57] Natalia
    and the only thing left was this bag.
[02:59] Natalia
    Thanks to this,
[03:01] Natalia
    I can use my magic to tell that
    my sister is alive somewhere.
[03:05] Charlotte
    Is that a lost article detection spell?
[03:08] Charlotte
    I've read about them.
[03:11] Natalia
    That's right.
[03:12] Natalia
    I don't know who it is,
[03:14] Natalia
    but I want to crush whoever has
    captured my sister with my own hands!
[03:20] Charlotte
    Why... do you assume that
    your sister is in captivity?
[03:24] Natalia
    Every time I try it, a strong
    power jams my spell.
[03:29] Natalia
    I'm sure the creep who confined
    my sister is interfering with it!
SIGN    HEHEHE
[03:36] Natalia
    Who on earth could it be?
[03:38] Natalia
    I'll find him no matter what,
    and shred him to pieces!
[03:42] Charlotte/I
    A-Allen is going to be shred to pieces!
[03:46] Natalia
    I will locate my sister
    no matter what it takes.
[03:49] Natalia
    And that's why I have to
    become much, much stronger!
[03:54] Charlotte
    Have no fear.
[03:55] Charlotte
    You will definitely find your sister.
[03:58] Natalia
    It's so strange.
[04:00] Natalia
    You're pretty much a stranger I just met,
[04:04] Natalia
    but it feels like I've
    known you for a long time.
[04:08] Charlotte
    That's probably because I...
[04:12] Chris
    I'm so sorry, Natalia!
[04:16] Natalia
    Ch-Chris?!
[04:17] Chris
    I had no idea you had such a sad past!
[04:19] Chris
    I am a fool! An idiot!
[04:22] Chris
    I'm so sorry!
[04:22] Chris
    Please forgive me!
[04:24] Natalia
    Anyhow, we need to get
    out of this dungeon...
[04:33] Natalia
    Is it the magical
    creature from earlier?
[04:43] Charlotte
    A salamander?!
[04:44] Natalia
    Is this the dungeon boss?!
[04:47] Natalia
    Charlo?!
[04:48] Charlotte
    I'll draw the attention
    of this magical creature.
[04:51] Charlotte
    Please go and get Allen in the meantime.
[04:54] Natalia
    You can't!
[04:55] Natalia
    That's a very dangerous magical creature...
[04:57] Charlotte
    I will protect you!
[05:01] Charlotte
    Chris!
[05:02] Charlotte
    Natalia hurt her foot.
[05:04] Charlotte
    Please take her and run!
[05:06] Chris
    O-Okay, I will!
[05:07] Natalia
    I can't!
[05:08] Natalia
    I can't leave you alone, Charlo!
[05:11] Charlotte
    You need to listen to me, Natalia!
[05:15] Charlotte
    Please, Chris!
[05:16] Chris
    Let's go, Natalia!
[05:19] Charlotte/I
    It'll be fine.
[05:21] Charlotte/I
    I'm going to protect Natalia!
[05:29] Charlotte
    This way!
[05:31] Charlotte
    Come this way!
[05:37] Natalia
    Charlo!
[05:41] Natalia
    B-Big sister?!
[05:45] Chris
    Charlo!
[05:48] Natalia/Chris
    Huh?!
[05:57] Allen
    Are you the one who hurt Charlotte?!
[06:05] Chris
    What is this amount of mana?!
[06:08] Natalia
    This is the power of the
    Great Demon Lord...!
[06:12] Eruca
    Dad, you don't think this is...?
[06:15] Harvey
    Yes, it can only be Allen.
[06:18] Harvey
    I hope the school building stays intact.
[06:20] Eruca
    Huh?!
[06:22] Allen
    There's no problem.
[06:24] Allen
    It's easy to defeat her.
[06:35] Natalia
    G-Great Demon Lord!
[06:36] Natalia/Chris
    Huh?!
[06:39] Allen
    Oh, jeez!
[06:41] Allen
    I said, sit!
[06:43] Natalia
    What's going on?
[06:45] Liselotte
    Oh no, students aren't
    allowed in here right now.
[06:49] Liselotte
    Only me, the magical creature
    teacher, can enter.
[06:52] Chris
    Professor Lis!
[06:54] Natalia
    Salamander is acting strange.
[06:57] Liselotte
    Oh my, little Pochi.
[06:59] Liselotte
    You remembered my dear Allen, did you?
[07:02] Liselotte
    He's your daddy, because he raised
    you from when you were just an egg.
[07:05] Natalia/Chris
    What?!
[07:12] Allen/I
    Charlotte, you did well.
[07:17] Chris
    I'm very sorry, headmaster.
[07:20] Chris
    It's all my fault.
[07:22] Chris
    I'll receive any punishment!
[07:24] Harvey
    Hm, you seem to have grown a bit.
[07:29] Natalia
    Great Demon Lord, I...
[07:31] Allen
    Come on, time for the moving reunion.
[07:39] Charlotte
    Allen, I...
[07:41] Allen
    Look, Natalia is worried about you.
[07:47] Charlotte
    I'm glad you're okay, Natalia.
[07:49] Charlotte
    Huh?! My glasses? And my hair?!
    It's all back to normal?
[07:53] Natalia
    So you really are...!
[07:58] Charlotte
    I'm sorry for deceiving you.
[08:00] Charlotte
    I know I must have caused
    you a lot of trouble.
[08:05] Charlotte
    So I've been wanting to apologize...
[08:08] Natalia
    My sister! You're my big sister, right?!
[08:12] Charlotte
    Yes.
[08:13] Natalia
    Then... do you remember the book you
    used to read to me when I was little?
[08:18] Charlotte
    The story about the zoo, right?
[08:22] Charlotte
    The one about children heading to the zoo.
[08:25] Charlotte
    It was somehow misplaced, so
     someone must've thrown it away.
[08:31] Charlotte
    Natalia?
[08:33] Charlotte
    Is that...?
[08:34] Natalia
    It was almost thrown away, so I hid it.
[08:38] Natalia
    I wanted, I just wanted... for you
    to read this to me one more time.
[08:47] Charlotte
    Natalia!
[08:49] Natalia
    I'm sorry!
[08:51] Natalia
    I'm so sorry that I couldn't help you!
[08:55] Charlotte
    Me too. I'm sorry I left you all alone.
[09:03] Lü
    I'm happy for you, mommy.
[09:05] Gosetsu
    A fairy-tale ending.
[09:10] Natalia
    Thank you for everything, Professor Allen.
[09:13] Allen
    Don't you mean to call me the Great Demon Lord?
[09:15] Natalia
    We owe you a lot.
[09:18] Natalia
    I never imagined that you'd be the savior.
[09:23] Charlotte
    That's right.
[09:24] Charlotte
    Allen saved my life, and right now
    he's my precious, you know...
[09:33] Natalia
    Your precious...?
[09:34] Lü
    Boyfriend, right?
[09:36] Gosetsu
    These two are dating, indeed.
[09:38] Natalia
    Huh?
[09:40] Charlotte
    N-No, we're not, Natalia.
[09:42] Charlotte
    That was just...
[09:43] Allen
    Wh-What's wrong?!
[09:45] Natalia
    You fricking bastard!
[09:47] Natalia
    What's wrong?! Everything!
[09:48] Natalia
    So that's why I couldn't locate
    my sister with my spell!
[09:52] Natalia
    You approached her hoping
    to seduce her, didn't you?!
[09:54] Natalia
    What the hell have you done to my
    precious sister, you bloody bastard!
[09:59] Allen
    No! That's a misunderstanding, Natalia!
[10:02] Allen
    Don't take it seriously!
[10:04] Charlotte
    P-Please! Somebody, stop her!
[10:06] Gosetsu
    Just leave them be.
[10:08] Gosetsu
    Now that we've come together,
    let's go eat something good.
[10:12] Lü
    Yay!
[10:13] Lü
    I'm hungry!
[10:15] Lackies
    We don't want to get roped in, so maybe
    we'll go to the cafeteria as well.
[10:19] Chris
    Let me buy you dinner for causing so much trouble.
[10:22] Harvey
    Who knew Allen and Charlotte were
    faking their relationship...
[10:27] Liselotte
    I'm very disappointed.
[10:29] Eruca
    I'm sorry for lying to you.
[10:31] Eruca
    But it is true that they love each other.
[10:35] Natalia
    Shredding you to pieces would be too lenient!
[10:37] Natalia
    I'll finish you right here, right now!
[10:42] Eruca
    So, until they are ready to tell each other
    how they really feel, let's watch over them.
[10:50] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:53] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[10:59] Charlotte
    We haven't spent time like this in a while.
[11:03] Allen
    Indeed.
[11:04] Allen
    It's nice and peaceful.
[11:05] Charlotte
    It really is.
[11:07] Allen/I
    Now that we've solved the problem
    and returned to the mansion,
[11:11] Allen/I
    there's one thing that's clouding my mind.
[11:14] Allen/I
    That night, why did Charlotte
    want to ask me how I felt?
[11:19] (Flashback) Charlotte
    What were you going to say to me, Allen?
[11:24] Charlotte/I
    I still want to ask Allen what I
    couldn't ask him the other night.
[11:30] Allen/Charlotte/I
    Right now, there's still time to...
[11:30] Allen/Charlotte/I
    Right now, there's still time to...
[11:33] Allen/Charlotte
    You know...
[11:33] Allen/Charlotte
    You know...
[11:35] Miacha
    Hello, nya!
[11:40] Miacha
    Demon Lord and Lottie,
    long time no see, nya!
[11:44] Charlotte
    It's been a while, Miacha.
[11:46] Allen
    I haven't seen you since Episode 6.
[11:48] Allen
    What are you doing here?
[11:50] Miacha
    Delivering you a package, nya!
[11:54] Miacha
    Brought to you by Miacha of
    Satyros Shipping Company, nya!
[11:58] Allen
    Leave from the main entrance!
[12:00] Charlotte
    Allen, this package doesn't
    say who it's from.
[12:05] Allen
    I wonder who it could be...
[12:08] Charlotte
    Is that a magic circle?
[12:09] Allen
    Yes. Let's see...
[12:16] Charlotte
    Allen?!
[12:17] Allen
    Is it summoning magic?!
[12:19] Charlotte
    Summoning...
[12:20] Allen
    Stay back, Charlotte!
[12:25] Natalia
    Big sister!
[12:27] Natalia
    How have you been, my dear sister?!
[12:29] Charlotte
    Natalia?!
[12:31] Charlotte
    But why...?
[12:32] Eruca
    Operation: Surprise was a great success!
[12:34] Miacha
    Yes, nya!
[12:35] Charlotte
    Eruca, Miacha, what do you
    mean by Operation: Surprise?
[12:40] Eruca
    Natalia told me she wanted
    to come visit you.
[12:44] Eruca
    I thought we should take this chance and
    surprise you, so I asked Miacha to help me.
[12:48] Miacha
    That's how it happened, nya.
[12:50] Natalia
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[12:54] Natalia
    So, where is the Great Demon Lord?
[12:57] Natalia
    If he isn't around, I can have my big
    sister all to myself so I wouldn't mind.
[13:00] Allen
    I am right here.
[13:03] Natalia
    I see you still haven't kicked the bucket.
[13:07] Natalia
    Then to encourage you to give up my sister,
    perhaps I should take your life right now...
[13:11] Charlotte
    Wha... It's a misunderstanding!
[13:14] Charlotte
    And fighting is naughty!
[13:16] Natalia
    Oh, you're mistaken, big sister.
[13:18] Natalia
    This is a passionate communication
    from a beloved disciple.
[13:21] Allen
    Who's the beloved disciple?
[13:23] Allen
    What nonsense.
[13:25] Allen
    The master of this mansion is me.
[13:28] Allen
    If you can't listen to
    the owner of the house,
[13:30] Allen
    then I wouldn't mind
    kicking you out by force!
[13:33] Natalia
    Couldn't ask for anything better.
[13:36] Charlotte
    Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no...
[13:38] Dorothea
    I need your help!
[13:41] Charlotte
    Dorothea?!
[13:42] Dorothea
    It's been a while, Miss Charlotte!
[13:44] Dorothea
    Sorry to barge in!
[13:46] Eruca
    D-Dorothea?
[13:47] Eruca
    You mean the Dorothea Gri’mm Wallenstein?!
[13:52] Dorothea
    That's me.
[13:53] Miacha
    Nya nya!
[13:54] Miacha
    She's the very famous author who
    has published a lot of novels!
[13:59] Natalia
    I've heard of your name, too...
[14:02] Dorothea
    Man, this is making me blush.
[14:05] Dorothea
    And where is Mister Allen?
[14:06] Allen
    I am... right here...
[14:12] Dorothea
    It's been a while, Mister Allen.
[14:14] Dorothea
    I got a souvenir for you. My new novel.
[14:18] Natalia
    Big sister, how do you know this novelist?
[14:22] Charlotte
    She used to live in this mansion.
[14:25] Dorothea
    Exactly.
[14:27] Dorothea
    I wrote my new novel with
    the help of these two,
[14:31] Dorothea
    and it's a huge hit.
[14:33] Dorothea
    I'm hoping to write a sequel soon. Have
    there been any developments since then?
[14:39] Charlotte
    Well, that's...
[14:41] Natalia
    Developments?
[14:42] Allen
    And what did you come here for?
[14:45] Dorothea
    I'm in trouble!
[14:46] Dorothea
    My editor, Yor, has been relentlessly
    asking about the sequel...
[14:51] Dorothea
    So I'd like for you to hide me here!
[14:53] Allen
    I refuse!
[14:55] Allen
    I don't want him breaking the wall again.
[14:57] Dorothea
    Please!
[14:59] Miacha
    She needs your help, nya! Demon Lord!
[15:01] Eruca
    That's right, bro!
[15:02] Eruca
    Natalia is staying here tonight, so one
    more person wouldn't make a difference.
[15:07] Allen
    Why do you assume that Natalia is staying?!
[15:09] Natalia
    It's to be expected!
[15:11] Natalia
    I must keep my eyes on you, so you won't
    do anything naughty to my sister!
[15:16] Lü
    Natalia, you're staying here?
[15:18] Lü
    Let's play a lot!
[15:20] Gosetsu
    It looks like it's going
    to be lively tonight.
[15:22] Gosetsu
    I shall cook up my secret recipe for you.
[15:26] Allen
    Stop organizing things
    without my permission!
[15:29] Charlotte
    Gosetsu, I didn't know you could cook!
[15:33] Allen
    I suppose we could enjoy a dinner together.
[15:37] Eruca/Miacha/Lü/Gosetsu/Dorothea
    Yes!
[15:59] Charlotte/I
    Where am I?
[16:01] Charlotte/I
    That's right.
[16:03] Charlotte/I
    Mother misunderstood and thought I
    stole something from the house.
[16:11] Charlotte/I
    I'm scared, so scared.
[16:14] Charlotte/I
    I don't like darkness.
[16:16] Charlotte/I
    I don't like pain.
[16:18] Charlotte/I
    And being lonely is even worse.
[16:20] Charlotte/I
    But there's no one who will hurt me here.
[16:26] Charlotte/I
    I can breathe easier in here than outside.
[16:30] Charlotte/I
    If I can get swallowed up in
    the darkness like this...
[16:33] Allen
    Charlotte.
[16:35] Allen
    Charlotte.
[16:37] Allen
    Charlotte.
[16:48] Charlotte
    Wh-Who are you?
[16:52] Allen
    I'm the Great Demon Lord.
[16:54] Allen
    I've come to take you away.
[17:13] Charlotte/I
    It's been a while since I last had
    a nightmare from back then.
[17:20] Charlotte/I
    But...
[17:25] Allen
    Hm? What's the matter?
[17:27] Charlotte
    I couldn't stay asleep.
[17:29] Charlotte
    Are you still working, Allen?
[17:32] Allen
    Well, since I was working till late,
    my brain is still too wound up.
[17:36] Allen
    You can't go to sleep?
[17:38] Charlotte
    May I stay here with you?
[17:40] Allen
    Sure.
[17:41] Allen
    Ah, this is a good chance to try that out.
[17:46] Charlotte
    What is it?
[17:47] Allen
    Of course it's... a naughty
    thing you can only do at night.
[17:52] Charlotte
    Only at night...?
[18:06] Allen
    Here. It's hot, so be careful.
[18:08] Charlotte
    It smells so good.
[18:10] Charlotte
    Is this hot cocoa?
[18:11] Allen
    Indeed.
[18:13] Allen
    Let's enjoy stargazing as we drink it.
[18:20] Charlotte
    This is the naughty thing
    you can only do at night?
[18:24] Charlotte
    It's wonderful!
[18:25] Allen
    Although I say stargazing, I
    don't know much about stars.
[18:30] Charlotte
    But you know everything!
[18:33] Allen
    I am very familiar with the effect of
    the positions of the stars on mana.
[18:37] Allen
    But I know next to nothing about
    constellations and myths.
[18:40] Charlotte
    That sounds very much like you, Allen.
[18:43] Charlotte
    Um, the one shining in yellow is the
    eye of the Spider constellation.
[18:48] Charlotte
    Below that on the right is the
    constellation of the hell capybara.
[18:52] Allen
    Hmm...
[18:53] Allen
    They just look like a bunch of stars to me.
[18:58] Charlotte
    Oh!
[18:59] Charlotte
    Something sparkled!
[19:01] Charlotte
    Perhaps a shooting star?
[19:03] Allen
    Hm? Where?
[19:07] Charlotte
    Allen?
[19:14] Allen
    You don't... mind it?
[19:17] Charlotte
    No, I've never minded it, not even once.
[19:23] Allen
    Is that so?
[19:37] Charlotte
    Allen.
[19:39] Allen
    Hm?
[19:40] Charlotte
    Thank you for everything.
[19:46] Charlotte
    Drinking sweet hot cocoa as
    you gaze up at the stars...
[19:50] Charlotte
    It is very naughty.
[19:52] Allen
    This is nothing.
[19:54] Charlotte
    Huh?
[19:56] Allen
    I told you that I'd give you a crash course
    on all things naughty in the world.
[20:02] Charlotte
    I don't mean just this.
[20:05] Charlotte
    Recently, I'm excited for
    the morning to come.
[20:10] Charlotte
    To see what kind of happy things
    you're going to teach me.
[20:15] Charlotte
    I'm glad to have met you.
[20:24] Allen
    Put your blanket on, or you'll catch a cold.
[20:27] Charlotte
    Oh, thank you.
[20:34] Charlotte
    Allen...
[20:38] Allen
    Charlotte...
[20:48] Allen
    I know you're there, idiots!
[20:52] Eruca
    Oh boy, you knew?!
[20:54] Miacha
    As expected of the Demon Lord.
[20:55] Miacha
    The heat between you two was hot enough
    to forget the cold night, nya.
[20:58] Gosetsu
    Whispering words of love under
    a beautiful starry sky...
[21:02] Gosetsu
    Master Allen sure is a tactician.
[21:04] Lü
    Stop monopolizing mommy just
    because everyone's asleep!
[21:07] Natalia
    Exactly!
[21:07] Allen
    I-I didn't mean to...!
[21:10] Dorothea
    Are you sure?
[21:11] Dorothea
    If that's the case, why are
    you still holding hands?
[21:16] Natalia
    Great Demon Lord!
[21:17] Natalia
    I must tear your hand off so I
    can remove you from my sister!
[21:22] Allen
    Stop being so violent!
[21:24] Lü
    I'll defeat Allen, too!
[21:25] Lü
    Mommy is mine!
[21:27] Gosetsu
    Sounds good.
[21:28] Gosetsu
    I shall help.
[21:30] Allen
    I don't even care anymore!
[21:32] Allen
    Bring it on!
[21:33] Allen
    I'll take on all of you!
[21:42] Sign
    I'm Giving the Disgraced Noble Lady I
    Rescued a Crash Course in Naughtiness
[21:49] Guard
    Here's the report from our spy.
[21:52] Guard
    We finally have her location.
[21:54] Cecil
    Good.
[21:56] Cecil
    In the name of the Neruz Kingdom,
    we must capture her at once.
[22:01] Guard
    Yes, Your Royal Highness!
[22:04] Cecil
    Just you wait... Charlotte.