E5 - I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Kaoru     Ah, it's so peaceful! [00:06] Kaoru     After that public inquiry, [00:08] Kaoru     both the royal family and the     temple stopped bothering me. [00:13] Man     Hey there, Kaoru. Looking full     of life today, as always. [00:16] Woman     Here's extra on the house. [00:18] Kaoru     All the people in town and at the workshop [00:21] Kaoru     treat me the same as they always have. [00:23] Man     Here ya go. Freshly cooked. [00:25] Kaoru     Thank you! [00:27] Kaoru     Kaoru is just Kaoru, [00:29] Kaoru     an ordinary girl who happens     to be in the goddess's favor. [00:35] Kaoru     Or... I guess being Celestine's friend and     having an OP skill means I'm not ordinary at all! [00:45] Kaoru     Anyway, now that things     have finally settled down, [00:48] Kaoru     I'd like to start helping lots     more people with my potions. [00:53] Kaoru     But there's only so much     the kids and I can do alone. [00:58] Kaoru     I'd really like to have an     influential ally that I can trust. [01:15] Francette     Oh! My goddess! [01:17] Kaoru     What long-lived manga is this?! [01:20] Francette     I-It's me, the knight Francette! [01:23] Kaoru     Francette? [01:25] Francette     We met in the forest some time ago! [01:28] Francette     You gave me the goddess tears! [01:31] Kaoru     Oh! The woman knight... Wait... [01:34] Kaoru     What?! SIGN    I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business! [03:10] Francette     So that's the story. [03:11] Francette     I look like this now thanks to     the goddess tears you gave me. [03:15] Francette     I really don't know how to thank you! [03:18] Kaoru     I've got the gist of how     things led to this point... [03:21] Kaoru     But I can't believe you     actually changed this much. [03:27] Kaoru     Leave it to the mysterious workmanship     of a higher being akin to a god. [03:32] Francette     Huh? [03:33] Kaoru     Oh, just talking to myself. [03:34] Francette     Uh-huh... [03:36] Kaoru     That aside, she seems sincere,     her eyes are intelligent, [03:41] Kaoru     and to top it all off, she serves     a count's household. [03:44] Kaoru     This might be perfect. [03:46] Kaoru     Dame Francette, I'd like     to ask a favor of you. [03:50] Kaoru     Would it be possible for me to secretly     make contact with the count you serve? [03:55] Francette     Y-Yes! Right away, if the     goddess herself wishes it! [04:00] Kaoru     That'd be great. [04:01] Francette     Except... [04:03] Francette     I left the count's household and now     serve as a guard for someone else. [04:09] Kaoru     Someone else? [04:12] Kaoru     That's "someone else"?! [04:14] Kaoru     The king's brother, Roland. [04:17] Kaoru     Right after I said in public that I wouldn't     bend to the will of royalty or the temple... [04:22] Kaoru     This could be trouble...     not to mention awkward. [04:28] Roland     M-My reason for coming here today [04:31] Roland     is not to force you to do anything. [04:34] Roland     But if the one Fran and I owe     so much to wants a favor, [04:38] Roland     I'm happy to help grant it. [04:40] Roland     That's all. [04:42] Roland     Given our positions, I will     have to inform Serge of this, [04:45] Roland     but I will let no one     else know. Please trust me. [04:49] Francette     Prince Roland is not the     sort of man who would lie. [04:54] Kaoru     Right... Well, having the king's brother     among this group might work in my favor. [05:00] Kaoru     He seems like he'd try to shut out     anyone trying to start trouble, [05:04] Kaoru     like nobles... or nobles... or nobles. [05:08] Kaoru     Very well. [05:09] Kaoru     Count Adan... [05:11] Kaoru     Abilly... [05:13] Kaoru     Prince Roland... [05:15] Kaoru     Francette... [05:17] Kaoru     And myself. [05:18] Kaoru     These will be the members     of our secret organization. [05:22] Kaoru     From now on, no calling     me "goddess" or "angel." [05:26] Kaoru     Just call me by my name. [05:30] Kaoru     Now... [05:31] Kaoru     It's conspiracy time! SIGN    Meyer Workshop [05:35] Bardot     Wow... [05:37] Bardot     Would you look at that? [05:39] Bardot     Never thought I'd see you guys cleaning. [05:42] Asil     Thanks to Kaoru, we can     at least manage this mu— [05:46] Brian     Exactly. Kaoru's scary     when she's mad... uh... [05:49] Carlos     I actually put the socks I've been     wearing for a week in the wash now. [05:54] Alban     Three days for the underwear! [05:56] Bardot     Change those every day. [05:59] Fernand     Is anyone there? [06:00] Bardot     Yes, welco— [06:05] Adan     Now, when you say "conspiracy"... [06:08] Kaoru     I mean the sale of healing potions. [06:10] Francette     Are "potions" like the ones you gave us? [06:14] Abilly     And the one that cured my daughter's illness? [06:16] Kaoru     Yes. [06:17] Kaoru     But first, I want to ask a favor. [06:20] Kaoru     As you've probably heard from Francette, [06:22] Kaoru     it's true that I'm a friend     of the goddess Celestine. [06:26] Kaoru     But right now, I'm enjoying     life in this world as a human. [06:31] Francette     Then... the story of you being     a goddess from another world... [06:35] Kaoru     Yes. I'd like you to keep it secret. [06:38] Kaoru     Please just say I'm an ordinary human     who's borrowed a bit of healing power. [06:45] Ada/Abilly     Got it. [06:45] Roland     Very well. [06:45] Francette     All right. [06:47] Kaoru     I have no intention of backing     any one group over another. [06:50] Kaoru     That said, I do want to spread     blessings as widely as I can, [06:55] Kaoru     so I'd like your help... [06:57] Kaoru     with selling healing potions. [06:59] Kaoru     Its effects are quite weaker and more     limited than those of the goddess tears, [07:04] Kaoru     but to make up for that,     I'll sell it cheaper. [07:07] Kaoru     I want common folks who are sick, [07:09] Kaoru     as well as injured hunters and soldiers,      to use them without worry. [07:14] Kaoru     Also, its effects disappear if     it's not used within five days. [07:17] Kaoru     This prevents stockpiling and wartime use. [07:20] Kaoru     So I did put a few limitations on it... [07:23] Adan     No, it's still absolutely splendid! [07:26] Adan     Even if the people can't directly     receive the goddess's blessing, [07:29] Adan     this will at least give so many of them     a chance to experience even a drop of it! [07:34] Roland     And it's absolutely correct     to prevent wartime usage. [07:38] Roland     The Empire of Aligot, a military state,     is just over the mountains to our west. [07:43] Francette     If it loses its effect in five days, [07:44] Francette     it would never get to the     Empire of Aligot in time. [07:47] Abilly     You can count on the Abilly Company      for your sales channel! [07:50] Kaoru     Thank you. [07:51] Adan     Goddess—I mean, Kaoru, helping     you is worthwhile to all of us. [07:56] Abilly     That's right! It's an honor     to be on your team, Kaoru! [08:01] Francette     Say, why don't we come up     with a name for this group? [08:05] Francette     How about "Goddess Light"? [08:08] Kaoru     Huh? Really, you don't have to give all     the things I do such overblown names... [08:12] Hector/Eunice     We like it! [08:14] Roland     It sounds good to me. [08:15] Abilly     Fantastic! [08:16] Adan     The majority has spoken.     "Goddess Light" it is! [08:20] Kaoru     I've been overruled. [08:22] Hector     And secret organizations     always have a password! [08:25] Kaoru     Huh?! [08:25] Hector     Like, I say "po," and you say "tion"! [08:27] Eunice     Or "Three cheers for the goddess"! [08:29] Adan/Abilly     Good idea! [08:30] Kaoru     Please don't! Not that! [08:32] Francette     "Goddess of hanging eyes," maybe? [08:34] Roland     I think you're going for "flat chest." [08:37] Kaoru     Did you two just say something?! [08:41] Kaoru     That conspiratorial meeting sure was fun. [08:44] Kaoru     And we made Eyes of the Goddess     an auxiliary organization. [08:47] Kaoru     Pretty soon, I should be     able to pay all those kids. [08:50] Kaoru     Everything's going great! [08:52] Asil     Kaoru! [08:55] Kaoru     Oh, Asil. What is it? [08:57] Asil     Someone's asking for you! [08:59] Kaoru     A representative from the temple again? [09:01] Kaoru     Just go ahead and turn them down. [09:03] Asil     Actually, he's saying you     came from his country, [09:06] Asil     and he's insisting on seeing you! [09:09] Kaoru     His country? It couldn't be... [09:12] Fernand     At last... At last, I'll see Kaoru! [09:15] Allan     Can you believe she was in the     Kingdom of Balmore all this time? [09:18] Allan     And she apparently took on both the     royal family and the temple, and won. [09:22] Fernand     That must make it even more difficult     for her to remain in Balmore. [09:25] Fernand     I will take Kaoru back to the Kingdom     of Brancott, no matter what! [09:29] Fabio     Fernand, try not to come off as too     overbearing right from the start. [09:32] Fabio     Start with an apology, and keep     your interactions friendly. [09:36] Fernand     I know. [09:40] Fernand     Kaoru! [09:45] Kaoru     Kaoru, your injury has healed? [09:48] Kaoru     Hm? [09:50] Kaoru     Oh! You must be... [09:52] Kaoru     acquainted with my little sister, then! [09:55] Fabio/Allan     Huh? [09:56] Fernand     Huh? [09:57] Kaoru     My name is Alpha Kaoru Nagase. SIGN    Alpha Kaoru Nagase [10:01] Kaoru     I heard about you from     my sister, Milpha Kaoru Nagase. SIGN    Milpha Kaoru Nagase SIGN    Older Sister SIGN    Younger      Sister [10:05] Fabio/Allan/Fernand     What?! [10:07] Kaoru     Oh, she didn't tell you about me? [10:11] Kaoru     We parted ways as soon as we got out     of the country to escape our pursuers. [10:16] Kaoru     Is she doing well? [10:18] Fernand     Er... I, uh... [10:20] Fernand     I can't tell her she got     injured and went missing! [10:24] Kaoru     Wait, don't tell me... [10:26] Kaoru     Are either you... or you... [10:28] Kaoru     the man in my sister's life? [10:31] Fernand     Why one of these two?! [10:33] Kaoru     Well, because they're her type. [10:36] Kaoru     An intelligent, sincere-looking man... [10:39] Kaoru     or a reliable-looking man     who seems fun to be with. [10:43] Kaoru     And you both look like you     would age so gracefully. [10:48] Fabio     Intelligent and sincere... [10:51] Allan     Reliable and fun to be with... [10:53] Fernand     Wh-What about me?! [10:55] Kaoru     O-Oh... [10:57] Kaoru     Flashy men, SIGN    Flashy Man [10:58] Kaoru     selfish and conceited men, SIGN    Selfish, Conceited Man [11:00] Kaoru     and men who don't look like they'll age well SIGN    Man Who Doesn't Look Like He'll Age Well [11:03] Kaoru     are the types she hates the most. SIGN    Hates the Most [11:07] Allan     U-Um, would you like to come back     to the Kingdom of Brancott, as well? [11:11] Allan     You could live with your sister. [11:13] Kaoru     I can't do that. [11:15] Kaoru     As you may know, I have the power to heal, [11:19] Kaoru     and my sister has remarkable     intellect and talent. [11:23] Kaoru     That's exactly why we were being chased. [11:27] Kaoru     If we were both in the same country, [11:29] Kaoru     it would throw off the balance between     nations and give rise to conflicts. [11:33] Kaoru     I don't want to have to run away again. [11:36] Kaoru     Sob, sob... [11:36] Fernand     N-Not to worry. [11:37] Fernand     I'll make sure nothing like that happens. [11:40] Fernand     For now, just come back with me to— [11:42] Bardot/Carlos/Alban/Brian     Stop right there! [11:44] Bardot     Kaoru is our helper, and she's      very important to us! [11:47] Bardot     I don't care if you're the neighbor     kingdom's prince! You can't have her! [11:49] Asil     If you want to take Kaoru back     with you, you'll have to beat us first! [11:53] Asil     Even though I have zero muscle! [11:55] Brian     Even though this is as     far as my body will bend! [11:59] Carlos     Even though I haven't changed my socks! [12:00] Alban     Even though I haven't changed my underwear! [12:02] Fernand     Wha... No, I'm taking Kaoru to... [12:06] Kaoru     So on that note, thank you so     much for stopping by today. [12:11] Kaoru     Do give my regards to my sister, won't you? [12:16] Fabio     Let's go. [12:17] Allan     Sorry for bothering you! [12:21] Allan     Hey, you really think that was her sister? [12:24] Fabio     Even if that girl was Kaoru     herself and not a sister, [12:28] Fabio     two things are clear now. [12:30] Fabio     One: Kaoru has no intention of     returning to the Kingdom of Brancott. [12:34] Fabio     Two: Kaoru has no interest     in Fernand whatsoever. [12:39] Fernand     N-No... [12:41] Fernand     I won't give up on Kaoru! [12:44] Kaoru     Whew, what a relief! [12:47] Kaoru     I doubt they'll every try to pester me again. [12:49] Asil     I wasn't sure how that was gonna end. [12:51] Bardot     But you know, I didn't realize     you had a younger sister. [12:56] Kaoru     Oh... [12:58] Kaoru     That was a lie, of course. [13:01] Five     Of course it was... SIGN    Holy Land of Rueda, Grand Temple [13:05] Pope     What?! [13:06] Pope     No one is able to summon the angel girl?! SIGN    Correct. Both the royal family and the temple gave the same answer. [13:14] Pope     Blast that Kingdom of Balmore! [13:16] Pope     How dare they reject a demand     from the Holy Land of Rueda! [13:20] Pope     This is the very nation     where the goddess Celestine [13:23] Pope     descended long ago and saved the people. [13:25] Pope     It is a religious state of     ancient and honorable origin! [13:28] Pope     But 53 years without a glimpse     of the goddess is far too long. [13:33] Pope     Fewer pilgrims from other     nations visit here now, [13:35] Pope     and our power as a nation     is steadily declining. [13:38] Pope     The goddess's miracles [13:40] Pope     should only be bestowed upon     the Holy Land of Rueda! SIGN    Abilly Company [13:48] Kaoru     Abilly! [13:49] Kaoru     I brought the additional     healing potions I made. [13:52] Abilly     Good work, Kaoru. [13:54] Abilly     Could I trouble you for about 100 more boxes? [13:56] Abilly     The orders just keep coming in! [14:00] Kaoru     Can you get us a fast horse, please? [14:02] Kaoru     I want to be able to deliver     them to people who can't travel. [14:06] Abilly     Understood. [14:07] Abilly     Within four days, we'll be able to deliver     just about anywhere in the kingdom. [14:11] Adan     What should we do to     prevent illicit reselling? [14:14] Kaoru     Let's say that if anyone     is ever caught doing so, [14:17] Kaoru     the offenders and their families, relatives,     friends, and everyone associated with them [14:21] Kaoru     will all lose their right to     receive any of our potions again. [14:25] Roland     With fewer sick and injured people, [14:27] Roland     production is on the rise! [14:29] Roland     The space needed to house patients, [14:32] Roland     the budget and personnel     allotted to the medicines... [14:34] Roland     We'll be able to scale them all way back! [14:36] Kaoru     We can't do that. [14:38] Kaoru     What if something happened to me and     I couldn't make potions anymore? [14:43] Kaoru     We can't cut corners on the procurement     of spare medical supplies [14:45] Kaoru     or the advancement of medical technology. [14:48] Kaoru     Be sure to tell the king that, too! [14:52] Roland     A-All right... [14:54] Kaoru     Let's expand our market to     the neighboring countries. [14:57] Kaoru     To the Kingdom of Brancott and     the Kingdom of Aseed, too. [15:00] Kaoru     This kingdom has always had deep     ties with the Kingdom of Aseed [15:03] Kaoru     in mutual opposition to the     Empire of Aligot, right? [15:06] Abilly     With the Abilly Company's     distribution network, you're all set! [15:09] Kaoru     I'll increase production even more. [15:12] Francette     Speaking of the Kingdom of Brancott, [15:14] Francette     were you aware that its first prince     sneaked into our kingdom the other day? [15:18] Roland     Yes, Kaoru told me. [15:21] Roland     One misstep, and that could have     been a major diplomatic issue... [15:25] Francette     I don't think it would have been a problem, [15:28] Francette     since our kingdoms are friendly, but... [15:30] Roland     Right. [15:32] Roland     At any rate, nothing beats peace. SIGN    The Military Empire of Aligot [15:38] Emperor     A healing medicine whose     effects last only five days? [15:40] Emperor     It sounds as if they deliberately planned     this to keep it out of our hands. [15:45] Emperor     How dare they?! [15:47] Emperor     Well, no matter. [15:48] Emperor     We simply need to make it     here in the empire ourselves. [15:51] Emperor     Then we can use all we need in war, [15:54] Emperor     and we will be guaranteed complete     supremacy over the other nations! [15:57] Chancellor     Invade the Kingdom of Balmore! [16:00] Chancellor     We must get our hands on the angel girl! [16:02] Soldiers     Yes, sir! [16:07] Emil     Wow! What a big house! [16:09] Belle     It even has a yard! [16:11] Kaoru     Starting today, this is your house, guys. [16:14] Emil     What? Really? [16:15] Kaoru     Of course. [16:16] Kaoru     You do all kinds of work for     me in Eyes of the Goddess. [16:20] Kaoru     And I'll be needing you all to     start doing regular work, too. [16:24] Kaoru     We're going to be busy. [16:25] Kids     Okay! [16:29] Kaoru     I'd like you to make this. [16:31] Asil     Sure, but what are you going to use it for? [16:46] Emil     Welcome! Step right up! Tasty stuff here! [16:49] Belle     Thank you for waiting! [16:57] Guy     This is good! [16:59] Asil     I never would've guessed it'd be used     for making delicious food like this! [17:03] Kaoru     You need to be able to calculate change, too. [17:06] Kaoru     I'm gonna drive all the     business skills into you! [17:08] Kids     Please do! [17:09] Kaoru     Ahem. [17:11] Kaoru     Repeat after me! [17:13] Kaoru     If a customer is rude to you,     be ten times as rude back! [17:16] Kids     If a customer is rude to you,     be ten times as rude back! [17:19] Kaoru     Don't trust anyone who says, [17:22] Kaoru     "Hey, just between us," and blabs      other people's secrets! [17:25] Kids     Don't trust anyone who says, [17:28] Kids     "Hey, just between us," and blabs      other people's secrets! [17:36] Father     A-Are you... [17:39] Kaoru     Give the child these tears of the goddess. [17:42] Mother     I don't know who you are,     but thank you so much! [17:48] Kaoru     They didn't recognize me. [18:02] Kaoru     Isn't that yesterday's... [18:04] Emil     She has no idea that everyone knew. [18:07] Belle     Looks like it. [18:12] Kaoru     This is going perfectly! [18:14] Kaoru     I'm really getting closer to my ideal. [18:17] Kaoru     A safe, worry-free life in another     world where I can freely help people! [18:21] Kaoru     All that's left is to find a husband... [18:25] General     Your Majesty! The Empire is on the move! SIGN    Kingdom of Balmore, Castle [18:27] Serge     What?! So they're finally taking action, huh? [18:30] Serge     Well? Which direction are they invading from? [18:32] Serge     Through the Kingdom of Aseed,     or via the Holy Land of Rueda? [18:36] General     A-Actually... [18:38] General     They're crossing the mountains     to enter this kingdom directly! [18:42] Serge     What?! [18:45] MinisterA     They have 30,000 men, [18:46] MinisterA     but nearly 10,000 of them     are transport personnel. [18:50] MinisterB     A force of 20,000, and no mounted cavalry? [18:53] MinisterC     If they're crossing the mountains, [18:54] MinisterC     it will take a long time     to get that many men here. [18:58] Serge     How many men can we spare to counterattack? [19:00] MinisterD     Forty thousand. [19:02] MinisterD     And since we're in our own home territory, [19:04] MinisterD     we have the advantage in     terms of supplies, as well. [19:05] MinisterD     And unlike the enemy, we can use carriages. [19:08] Roland     We have an overwhelming advantage... [19:11] Roland     But something doesn't feel right. [19:14] Officer     Message! [19:14] Officer     Imperial forces invading from our     border with the Holy Land of Rueda! [19:18] Officer     They number approximately 20,000! [19:19] Serge     What?! [19:20] Serge     Why?! [19:21] Serge     The Holy Land of Rueda is a     neutral nation! What's going on?! [19:27] MinisterB     Emissaries from the Holy Land      of Rueda have arrived. [19:30] MinisterB     They say they wish to assume custody     of the girl who has the goddess's favor [19:33] MinisterB     and remove her from this city     before it becomes a battlefield. [19:37] Serge     Should we refuse and turn them away? [19:41] Roland     No. [19:42] Roland     Let them meet with Kaoru. SIGN    Ah! Angel! SIGN    It is an honor to meet you! [19:51] Kaoru     I'm not Celes's errand girl     or anything, you know. SIGN    No, no! SIGN    The one who conveys the words of the goddess Celestine SIGN    is the goddess's angel! SIGN    The Empire of Aligot is advancing upon the Kingdom of Balmore. SIGN    We would like you to come with us to the Holy Land of Rueda SIGN    so that we may protect you. [20:14] Kaoru     It's the Holy Land that's     behind the attack, isn't it? [20:18] Kaoru     I mean, if they advanced via the     northwest region of the Holy Land, [20:21] Kaoru     why didn't the Holy Land send word     to this city, in the southeast? [20:27] Kaoru     You came here in a heavy,     elaborately-decorated carriage, [20:30] Kaoru     yet you got here before the     fastest horses. How could that be? [20:34] Kaoru     If the Imperial army is     invading us this quickly, [20:38] Kaoru     it means the Holy Land made     no attempt to stop them. [20:41] Kaoru     How do you explain that? [20:43] Kaoru     It's strange that you didn't request     backup from other countries, too. SIGN    Er... Th-That is... [20:49] Kaoru     In other words, the Holy Land of Rueda [20:52] Kaoru     is an ally of the Empire of Aligot. [20:54] Kaoru     You're in on it, aren't you? [20:58] Kaoru     Could you put out word to the other nations? [21:00] Kaoru     Tell them the Holy Land of Rueda     has betrayed the goddess Celestine [21:03] Kaoru     and abandoned its neutrality. SIGN    Wha... That's nonsense! [21:08] Kaoru     Oh? Didn't you say I'm the angel who     conveys the words of the goddess? [21:14] Kaoru     Infiltrating an enemy nation,     spreading false information, [21:17] Kaoru     and attempting to abduct a key individual... [21:21] Kaoru     Is it espionage? [21:22] Kaoru     Or sabotage? [21:30] Kaoru     Honestly, the way the Holy Land of     Rueda does things just makes me so mad. [21:34] Roland     I'm the one who gave you that     information, but still... [21:36] Roland     You sure are ruthless. [21:38] Kaoru     Huh? [21:40] Kaoru     I haven't even begun to be ruthless yet. [21:45] Kaoru     Anyway, take care of that     communication and whatnot. [21:48] Kaoru     I have something I need to do. [21:51] Roland     What are you going to do? [21:53] Kaoru     Go out for a little bit, I think... [21:57] Kaoru     to crush the Imperial army. [22:03] Roland     Why do such evil expressions     suit her so well? SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    "I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!"