# Season 1
# E1 - Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
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***SIGN*** Send
**[00:04] Kaoru**
And... send.
**[00:06] Kaoru**
Finally done!
***SIGN*** Kyoko
**[00:07] Kaoru**
Oh, it's Kyoko.
**[00:09] Kaoru**
Wonder if she's mad. Hello?
**[00:11] Kyoko**
*You're late, Kaoru!*
**[00:13] Kyoko**
Better get here soon or
we'll start without you!
**[00:16] Kaoru**
Sorry, it's my first time...
**[00:17] Reiko**
Are you done with work?
**[00:19] Kaoru**
Yeah, I'm just leaving.
**[00:21] Kaoru**
My boss dumped a task on
me that was kind of a pain.
**[00:24] Kyoko**
Well, you always were
unnecessarily good at your job.
**[00:27] Kaoru**
"Unnecessarily"? Hey!
**[00:29] Reiko**
You okay? You're not too tired?
**[00:31] Kaoru**
Thanks, Reiko! An energy drink
will get me back on my feet!
**[00:35] Kaoru**
Anyway, be right there. See you soon.
**[00:37] Reiko**
*Bye.*
**[00:38] Kyoko**
*See ya!*
**[00:39] Kaoru**
All right! We're drinking tonight!
**[00:43] Kaoru**
* After graduating from my*
* university's science department,*
**[00:45] Kaoru**
*I got a job with a local business.*
**[00:47] Kaoru**
* My parents were thrilled that*
* I could commute from home,*
**[00:50] Kaoru**
*and it gave me a chance to save up money.*
**[00:52] Kaoru**
* The life of Kaoru Nagase*
* isn't exciting, but it's stable.*
**[00:56] Kaoru**
*Now...*
**[00:58] Kaoru**
*If only my eyes looked a little less scary...*
**[01:01] Kaoru**
*Uh-oh... No, I can't pass out!*
**[01:04] Kaoru**
*Crouch down slowly... and...*
**[01:08] Administrator**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[01:11] Administrator**
We haven't made this mistake
in thousands of years!
**[01:14] Kaoru**
No, really, it's okay.
**[01:16] Kaoru**
I mean, it's not... but it seems
like it was out of your control.
**[01:20] Administrator**
I truly appreciate that.
**[01:22] Kaoru**
* Huh... That's a higher being on a completely*
* different plane than humanity for you.*
**[01:27] Kaoru**
*He looks just like a god, but...*
**[01:30] Kaoru**
So, um... Let me make sure
I have this straight.
**[01:33] Kaoru**
A world in another dimension that
normally has nothing to do with mine
**[01:36] Kaoru**
started to interfere with this world due
to an incidental shift in space-time?
**[01:42] Administrator**
Yes. We refer to such
phenomena as "distortions."
**[01:47] Administrator**
If a distortion is not addressed,
in the worst case,
**[01:49] Administrator**
worlds in neighboring dimensions can
be affected, resulting in a disaster.
**[01:53] Administrator**
We conduct maintenance and supervision
on space-time to prevent this.
**[01:58] Administrator**
But this time...
**[02:01] Kaoru**
I just happened to be there at that moment.
**[02:04] Administrator**
Yes.
**[02:06] Administrator**
I just barely managed to preserve
your consciousness and soul,
**[02:09] Administrator**
but back in your world, your body
is currently being pronounced dead.
**[02:14] Administrator**
If we interfere with fate
to return you to this world,
**[02:18] Administrator**
it could trigger an even greater distortion.
**[02:22] Kaoru**
So in other words, there's no
place left for me in this world?
**[02:26] Administrator**
Unfortunately, yes.
**[02:28] Administrator**
So the least I can do is offer
an alternative solution...
**[02:33] Koichi**
What?! Reincarnated in another world?!
**[02:36] Koichi**
What is this, a light novel?!
**[02:37] Kaoru**
I know, right?
**[02:38] Kaoru**
But he said I can be reincarnated as I am
into a different world that's unregulated.
**[02:43] Dad**
As you are? Don't be ridiculous!
**[02:45] Mom**
That's right! This was God's mistake, right?
**[02:47] Mom**
You need to get a guarantee!
**[02:49] Yuki**
Yeah! You can claim damages, can't you?
**[02:53] Kaoru**
Yeah. That's why I asked to appear
**[02:56] Kaoru**
before my family and friends in
a dream so I could say goodbye.
**[03:00] Kaoru**
Wait, I know this is a dream, but you
guys seemed to move on pretty quick!
**[03:05] Kaoru**
Your oldest kid was torn in
half in a mysterious accident!
**[03:09] Kaoru**
Shouldn't you be, you know, sadder?
**[03:11] Koichi**
We know you'll be just fine, though.
**[03:14] Yuki**
You've got good sense,
and your specs aren't bad, either.
**[03:17] Dad**
No matter which world you're in,
we know you'll get by.
**[03:21] Mom**
You're an eldest daughter the
Nagase family can be proud of.
**[03:24] Koichi**
As long as you're doing okay in
that other world, we're happy.
**[03:28] Kaoru**
Honestly, what a family I have.
**[03:32] Kaoru**
Looks like time's up. Thanks, guys. Goodbye.
**[03:36] Dad**
Kaoru, take care.
**[03:38] Mom**
Find your happiness.
**[03:40] Koichi**
Keep your status secret,
and take precautions!
**[03:42] Yuki**
Find yourself a good man!
**[03:45] Kaoru**
*Gotta go see Kyoko and Reiko next.*
**[03:50] Administrator**
Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
**[03:52] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[03:53] Reiko**
She doesn't have much time, you know.
**[03:55] Kaoru**
*Kyoko bawled all over me, though.*
**[03:59] Administrator**
Then I will now send you to your new world.
**[04:01] Administrator**
Its civilization isn't
as advanced as Earth's,
**[04:02] Administrator**
but otherwise, it's quite similar.
**[04:05] Administrator**
The rest will be—
**[04:06] Kaoru**
Wait just a minute!
**[04:08] Kaoru**
If it's less advanced, that means
there'll be more injuries, illnesses,
**[04:12] Kaoru**
crime, war, and all kinds
of other dangers, right?
**[04:16] Administrator**
W-Well, yes...
**[04:17] Kaoru**
And you want to send a woman
to a world like that all alone?
**[04:21] Kaoru**
There's no way I'll be able to survive!
**[04:24] Kaoru**
I could die the very day I get there!
**[04:27] Administrator**
R-Right...
**[04:28] Kaoru**
So as a perk of reincarnation...
**[04:32] Kaoru**
I demand an overpowered skill!
***SIGN*** Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
**[04:39] Celes**
Welcome to Verny!
**[04:41] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[04:42] Celes**
I'm Celestine, the administrator of this world.
**[04:45] Celes**
But please just call me "Celes," okay?
**[04:48] Kaoru**
Um, I'm sure I'll be needing
your guidance for—
**[04:50] Celes**
Yes, yes, yes! I've heard
all about your story!
**[04:53] Celes**
And I'm deeply grateful to you!
**[04:56] Kaoru**
You are?
**[04:57] Celes**
Yes! Because you agreed to
be reincarnated in Verny,
**[05:02] Celes**
I get to work with *him*!
**[05:04] Kaoru**
"Him"? You mean the god of Earth?
**[05:07] Celes**
Just getting to see him is precious enough!
**[05:10] Celes**
But actually getting to talk to him...
**[05:12] Celes**
What good fortune! How blessed I am!
**[05:18] Celes**
And because of that, I'm going
to give you some freebies!
**[05:22] Kaoru**
* Wait, is this god's head*
* in the clouds or something?*
**[05:25] Kaoru**
* I mean, it's great that*
* she's helping me, but...*
**[05:28] Celes**
Yes, he's told me everything.
**[05:31] Celes**
For starters, you want the ability
to read, write, and speak,
**[05:34] Celes**
and a younger body, but with the
same genes you're always had, right?
**[05:38] Kaoru**
Make me the youngest age that's
considered adult in this world.
**[05:41] Celes**
You got it!
**[05:42] Kaoru**
All is going to plan so far.
**[05:45] Celes**
He also said that you requested an amazing
skill necessary for surviving in this world.
**[05:54] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[05:55] Kaoru**
By the way, does this world
have magic and monsters,
**[05:58] Kaoru**
and jobs that involve hunting them and stuff?
**[06:01] Kaoru**
*This is a very important question.*
**[06:03] Kaoru**
*The answer will determine what overpowered—*
***SIGN*** Why do you look scared?
Is it my eyes?
It's my eyes, isn't it?!
***SIGN*** I'm used to
this reaction, though...
**[06:07] Celes**
Y-Yes, it has everything you just named.
**[06:10] Celes**
Magic, monsters, hunters—all of it.
**[06:13] Kaoru**
*Score!*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Fight
Item
Defend
Flee
***SIGN*** Warrior
***SIGN*** Mage
***SIGN*** Healer
**[06:14] Kaoru**
* An isekai is almost always*
* a world of swords and magic.*
**[06:17] Kaoru**
* Medieval-style civilizations*
* are the standard.*
***SIGN*** Stage
***SIGN*** Fight
Item
Defend
Flee
***SIGN*** Warrior
***SIGN*** Mage
***SIGN*** Healer
**[06:20] Kaoru**
* So what OP ability is essential*
* for staying alive in such a world?*
**[06:24] Kaoru**
*A defensive attack?*
**[06:26] Kaoru**
*No!*
**[06:27] Kaoru**
* Those only ever end up being used by*
* powerful people for their own benefit!*
**[06:31] Kaoru**
* I gave this a lot of thought and*
* considered all possible conditions.*
**[06:34] Kaoru**
* The ultimate ability that will allow me*
* to live out my life safe and worry-free...*
**[06:39] Kaoru**
*is...*
**[06:40] Kaoru**
the ability to freely create potions
with whatever effects I want!
**[06:46] Celes**
Huh?
**[06:49] Kaoru**
The major causes of death in this
world are injury and illness, right?
**[06:53] Kaoru**
I'd feel bad if I died immediately
**[06:56] Kaoru**
after you so kindly let me reincarnate here.
**[07:00] Kaoru**
It would do just a tiny bit to
make up for my disadvantage here,
**[07:05] Kaoru**
but is it too selfish?
**[07:07] Kaoru**
Will the god of Earth say no?
**[07:11] Celes**
Oh, well, that's...
**[07:11] Administrator**
I swear on my name...
**[07:13] Celes**
Okay! No problem! That's just fine!
**[07:17] Kaoru**
Oh, but I'll need containers
to put the potions I create in.
**[07:21] Celes**
Huh?!
**[07:22] Kaoru**
And depending on the potion,
different shapes and sizes might be required.
**[07:27] Celes**
Uh-huh...
**[07:29] Kaoru**
I don't want to think about it,
**[07:31] Kaoru**
so can we just say any potion I make will
appear in whatever container I think of?
**[07:36] Celes**
Sure, the container isn't a problem at all.
**[07:39] Kaoru**
Also...
**[07:40] Celes**
What?! There's more?!
**[07:42] Kaoru**
You did say earlier that
you'd give me some freebies.
**[07:47] Kaoru**
Right?!
**[07:48] Celes**
That I did...
**[07:49] Kaoru**
If I told him about this...
**[07:51] Celes**
Oh, darn it! I'll give you
whatever you want, okay?!
**[07:54] Kaoru**
Well, thank you!
**[07:56] Kaoru**
Yes! I got her to commit!
**[07:59] Celes**
I will now begin the reincarnation process.
**[08:02] Celes**
You want to retain your original genetics,
**[08:04] Celes**
but revert to the youngest age
considered adult in this world.
**[08:07] Celes**
The ability to read, write,
and speak all languages...
**[08:11] Celes**
The power to create any potion you
want in any container you want...
**[08:16] Celes**
And...
**[08:17] Celes**
Your own extra-dimensional storage
space that only you can access,
**[08:20] Celes**
that has unlimited capacity,
is unaffected by the passage of time,
**[08:23] Celes**
and that you can use whenever
you want: an Item Box.
**[08:27] Celes**
Are these all of your demands?
**[08:29] Kaoru**
Yes. And just one last request...
**[08:33] Celes**
What now?!
**[08:34] Kaoru**
Please be my friend.
**[08:38] Celes**
Yes, of course, Kaoru!
**[08:49] Kaoru**
I hear birds singing...
**[08:52] Bird1**
Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
brother gets the throne, not the older one.
**[08:56] Bird1**
Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
**[08:59] Bird2**
Dunno. I heard the older brother got
hurt bad protecting the younger one.
**[09:03] Bird2**
That's why he let him have the throne.
**[09:06] Kaoru**
* The ability to read, write,*
* and speak all languages?!*
**[09:09] Kaoru**
What a dumb "freebie" to
put all your effort into!
**[09:13] Celes**
Tee-hee.
**[09:14] Kaoru**
Whew, that turned into panic pretty quick.
**[09:16] Kaoru**
Ow! Crap...
**[09:18] Kaoru**
I guess this is my chance to test it out.
**[09:21] Kaoru**
Appear, Wound-Healing Potion!
**[09:25] Kaoru**
Wow, it really appeared.
**[09:27] Kaoru**
And it's not a screw-on cap.
**[09:29] Kaoru**
I guess they're in line with
how advanced this world is.
**[09:34] Kaoru**
Yikes, that's gonna leave a scar.
**[09:38] Kaoru**
Yuck! I need to think about flavors, too!
**[09:41] Kaoru**
It's fully healed! Leave it to the
mysterious powers of a higher being...
**[09:46] Kaoru**
And it looks like I have
the body of a ninth grader.
**[09:50] Kaoru**
That leaves...
**[09:51] Kaoru**
Item Box, open!
**[09:53] Kaoru**
Wonder if there's a hanky in there...
***SIGN*** Nothing in Storage
**[09:56] Kaoru**
Yeah, I knew that.
**[09:57] Kaoru**
Oh, I'll put the bottle in here.
***SIGN*** Wound-Healing Potion
Bottle and Lid
(Trash)
**[10:00] Kaoru**
Looks like she kept her promise.
**[10:04] Kaoru**
* But you know, Celes, you could've put*
* some useful items in that Item Box*
**[10:08] Kaoru**
* or maybe beefed up my chest*
* protection a little more!*
***SIGN*** Was just barely a B on Earth
***SIGN*** Definitely an A now
**[10:12] Kaoru**
*Why couldn't you do that? Because...*
**[10:15] Kaoru**
She's Celes!
**[10:17] Kaoru**
Yep. Perfect reasoning.
**[10:20] Kaoru**
Okay! Time to start enjoying
the world of Verny!
**[10:28] Kaoru**
I wonder if that light is a town...
**[10:30] Kaoru**
Recovery Potion, please.
**[10:37] Kaoru**
I'm raring to go now!
**[10:39] Kaoru**
That cleared my exhaustion right up!
**[10:41] Kaoru**
Wait, it doesn't have any
weird side effects, does it?
**[10:44] Kaoru**
Now I'm kinda scared.
**[10:49] Kaoru**
I gotta get some useful
things in my Item Box soon.
**[10:55] Kaoru**
I finally made it.
**[10:57] Kaoru**
My belly's so bloated...
**[10:59] Kaoru**
Right!
**[11:01] Kaoru**
* This is my safe, worry-free life*
* in another world with an OP ability!*
**[11:05] Kaoru**
*I'll start by procuring some funds.*
**[11:07] Kaoru**
*I produced four healing potions.*
**[11:10] Kaoru**
* And they cost me nothing to make,*
* so it's pure profit.*
**[11:14] Kaoru**
How much should I try to get?
**[11:16] Kaoru**
Oh, that's not a lamp?
**[11:19] Kaoru**
A stone? A magic stone, I guess?
**[11:21] Kaoru**
A world of magic and monsters!
**[11:23] Kaoru**
It's starting to feel like an isekai now!
**[11:26] Kaoru**
*The hunters' guild!*
**[11:28] Kaoru**
*I'd like to get at least four silver,*
**[11:30] Kaoru**
*the amount they told me to expect at the inn.*
**[11:32] Kaoru**
*They told me what most things here cost, too.*
**[11:35] Kaoru**
*Time to march into battle!*
**[11:37] Kaoru**
*Coming in!*
**[11:39] Kaoru**
I feel so awkward.
**[11:41] Kaoru**
*They're all foreigners.*
**[11:43] Kaoru**
*Wait, I guess I'm the foreigner, huh?*
**[11:46] Kaoru**
*Nothing will start if I don't go in!*
**[11:53] Gilda**
What? Potions?
***SIGN*** Her eyes look scary
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[11:56] Kaoru**
It's medicine for cuts and bruises.
**[11:58] Gilda**
Medicine?
**[12:00] Gilda**
If you want to sell medicine,
talk to a pharmacist or doctor.
**[12:03] Gilda**
Why bring them to the hunters' guild?
Are you dumb?
***SIGN*** Sunk
**[12:07] Kaoru**
*Whatever!*
**[12:09] Kaoru**
I'm sorry.
**[12:10] Kaoru**
I just left the countryside, so I
don't know how things work here.
**[12:13] Kaoru**
If I don't sell them today, I
can't afford food or lodging.
**[12:17] Kaoru**
Tell me, where can I find
the pharmacist and doctor?
**[12:20] Gilda**
They're obviously not
gonna be open this late.
**[12:22] Gilda**
And the doctor's out making the
rounds in the surrounding villages.
**[12:25] Gilda**
The pharmacist's out of town, too.
**[12:28] Gilda**
Neither of them will be back for a while.
**[12:32] Kaoru**
*It's all over!*
**[12:35] Gilda**
Oh, fine. You can stay just for tonight.
**[12:38] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[12:39] Gilda**
I'll lend you a folding bed. Sleep wherever.
**[12:42] Kaoru**
Thank you so much!
**[12:44] Gilda**
It's only for tonight. As for food...
**[12:49] Gilda**
Figure that out on your own.
**[12:51] Gilda**
I'll grant you permission
to do business here.
**[12:53] Kaoru**
O-Okay!
**[12:55] Kaoru**
How about some healing potions?
**[12:57] Kaoru**
The blue one that heals cuts
and bruises costs one silver,
**[13:01] Kaoru**
and the yellow one that heals anything,
from fractures to internal injuries,
**[13:04] Kaoru**
costs five silver.
**[13:05] Karl**
A silver for an infusion of
herbs she found lying around?
**[13:06] Kaoru**
Anyone interested?
**[13:08] Kaoru**
I only have one of the yellow,
but I have three of the blue.
**[13:09] Hunter1**
Maybe if it was two or three small silver...
**[13:12] Kaoru**
Every adventurer needs these!
**[13:13] Kaoru**
*Why aren't they selling?*
**[13:15] Kaoru**
They work great, and they'll
be a big help on monster hunts!
**[13:15] Kaoru**
* There should be demand for these...*
* Did I price them too high?*
**[13:18] Kaoru**
*Maybe healing magic is even cheaper?*
**[13:21] Kaoru**
*But I can't set the price any lower...*
**[13:25] Kaoru**
*I lose at life!*
**[13:26] Kaoru**
* I want solid food! Using potions as*
* nutritional supplements is pathetic!*
**[13:30] Gunther**
Hey, little lady.
**[13:31] Kaoru**
Me?
**[13:32] Gunther**
I can't buy those potions of yours,
**[13:35] Gunther**
but do you wanna rub my feet instead?
**[13:37] Gunther**
I'll pay you...
**[13:39] Gunther**
with these.
**[13:40] Kaoru**
I'll take that job!
**[13:42] Hans**
You can do me next, then.
**[13:44] Hans**
I'll give you two chicken
skewers to rub my shoulders.
**[13:47] Karl**
Then I'll give you a quarter of a boar steak
to hit the pressure points on my back.
**[13:51] Kaoru**
Gladly!
**[13:53] Kaoru**
I gave my dad a lot of massages when
I was a kid, so I'm good at it!
**[13:56] Gunther**
You still *are* a kid!
**[13:58] Hans**
No doubt.
**[14:00] Hunter1**
Hey, do my lower back for me!
**[14:02] Kaoru**
I don't think I can eat any more than this!
**[14:06] Kaoru**
So please pay me in copper coins after this!
***SIGN*** Second stomach
for dessert...
**[14:10] Kaoru**
*Well, I'm happy!*
**[14:12] Kaoru**
*Even though I couldn't sell any potions.*
**[14:16] HunterC**
Someone, please, call a doctor!
**[14:18] HunterB**
A gray bear got him!
**[14:20] HunterB**
Please help! Hurry!
**[14:24] Hunters**
A monster got him?
**[14:25] Kaoru**
*He's hurt bad.*
**[14:26] Hunters**
A gray bear, I heard.
**[14:26] Kaoru**
*So there really are monsters...*
**[14:28] HunterA**
What?!
**[14:30] Gilda**
All I can do for him right now is treat
him with the herbs I have on hand.
**[14:35] Gilda**
But...
**[14:36] Gilda**
With a wound like that, he's...
**[14:39] Kaoru**
Someone use healing magic, quick!
**[14:42] Kaoru**
With so many people here, there must
be one or two who can use it!
**[14:46] Kaoru**
If magic won't work, use a high-level potion!
**[14:48] Kaoru**
Doesn't anybody have one?!
**[14:50] Kaoru**
This man's life depends on it!
**[14:52] HunterA**
What are you...
**[14:54] Kaoru**
Oh, forget it! I'll do it!
**[14:56] Kaoru**
Someone bring me the strongest
drink here, in the bottle! Quickly!
**[15:01] Karl**
R-Right...
**[15:03] Kaoru**
Give him this.
**[15:05] Kaoru**
I only have one of the
yellow one. Don't spill any.
**[15:08] HunterA**
Okay...
**[15:09] Kaoru**
I'm borrowing that.
**[15:12] Karl**
Here's the booze.
**[15:13] Kaoru**
Thanks.
**[15:16] Kaoru**
Tough it out.
**[15:17] Kaoru**
Now, while he's conscious!
**[15:33] HunterC**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[15:36] Kaoru**
Drink this. It's my last one.
**[15:38] HunterB**
I can't use something so valuable on—
**[15:39] Kaoru**
Just do it!
**[15:40] HunterB**
O-Okay...
**[15:45] Gunther**
I don't believe it.
**[15:47] Hans**
It's a miracle...
**[15:48] Hunters**
That was such a bad wound...
**[15:50] Hunters**
Am I just drunk?
**[15:52] Gilda**
You're an angel...
**[15:53] Karl**
An angel! An angel has come down to us!
**[15:56] Gunther**
This is a joyous occasion!
We're gonna drink tonight!
**[15:58] Hunters**
Yeah!
**[16:06] Kaoru**
Stupid Celes! You said
they had this stuff here!
**[16:10] Kaoru**
*After that...*
**[16:11] Hans**
Medicines to heal injuries and illnesses
are made from medicinal herbs, of course.
***SIGN*** It's juice. They said I look
too young to drink alcohol.
***SIGN*** Hmph!
**[16:16] Hans**
I've never heard of magical
medicines like yours!
**[16:20] Gilda**
They say only mages who train
all their lives can use magic,
**[16:23] Gilda**
and even then, only enough to light
a candle or produce a drop of water.
**[16:27] Kaoru**
That's not what you'd call having magic!
***SIGN*** Phosphorescent Rock
A rock that absorbs light from bright areas and gives
off its glow when it's dark, much like luminous paint
on Earth. Not the same as radiation.
**[16:30] Kaoru**
By the way, the street lights
outside are phosphorescent rocks.
***SIGN*** I'm good
at physics
**[16:33] Kaoru**
They have nothing to do with magic at all.
**[16:36] Kaoru**
*I learned through my information-gathering*
**[16:39] Kaoru**
* that this is not the world of swords*
* and magic that I had imagined.*
**[16:43] Kaoru**
It felt so nice, though...
**[16:46] Kaoru**
No, no! If they find a little girl with no
background makes miraculous magic potions...
**[16:51] Rische**
Hey, morning, little lady!
**[16:53] Rische**
The lord of this land,
Baron Renié, wants to see you.
**[16:57] Kaoru**
*This is what will happen.*
**[16:59] Rische**
Quit struggling!
**[17:00] Kaoru**
Don't yank me like that! It hurts!
**[17:03] Kaoru**
*Maybe I'll try a little something...*
**[17:06] Kaoru**
If you're that rough with me,
you'll break my bracelet!
**[17:10] Rische**
Bracelet?
**[17:11] Kaoru**
That's worth ten gold, you know.
**[17:14] Rische**
What?!
**[17:15] Kaoru**
* Of course it's expensive. It's one*
* of the freebies Celes gave me.*
**[17:21] Kaoru**
Thank you for inviting me here, Baron Renié.
**[17:25] Renié**
I'm so glad you came, Kaoru, my dear!
**[17:28] Renié**
Have a seat right there!
**[17:30] Kaoru**
*Baron Renié is the lord of this town.*
**[17:34] Kaoru**
* He climbed the ladder by*
* being stingy and violent.*
**[17:37] Kaoru**
*He's just a terrible person.*
**[17:39] Kaoru**
*That's what I head from the hunters.*
**[17:42] Kaoru**
* Basically, in this world, he's*
* the stereotypical minor noble.*
**[17:47] Renié**
Incidentally, Kaoru, my dear...
**[17:49] Renié**
Tell me about that medicine
you had. Where did you get it?
**[17:54] Kaoru**
Oh, that? I made it myself.
**[17:57] Renié**
You did?!
**[17:58] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[17:59] Kaoru**
But I can't make them any more.
**[18:02] Renié**
What?! Why not?!
**[18:06] Renié**
Is it this?! Is this why?!
**[18:08] Kaoru**
Yes. Without this, I can't make medicine.
**[18:12] Renié**
I gave Rische a good scolding.
**[18:14] Renié**
Please forgive him for treating you that way.
**[18:16] Kaoru**
This has been broken.
**[18:19] Kaoru**
Maybe he was jealous of you
monopolizing all the medicine?
**[18:24] Renié**
Curse him! Why, I oughta...
**[18:27] Kaoru**
* This Rische guy is about to get some*
* payback for being rough with me!*
**[18:32] Kaoru**
Thankfully, I think I can repair it.
I just need a little time.
**[18:36] Renié**
Oh, good!
**[18:37] Renié**
Prepare a room for Kaoru!
**[18:40] Renié**
The best room in this house!
**[18:42] Head Maid**
Understood.
**[18:45] Kaoru**
*Well, I've assured my safety for now.*
**[18:49] Kaoru**
* I mean, considering I only*
* have a few copper coins on me,*
**[18:53] Kaoru**
*I'm grateful to have three meals and a bed.*
***SIGN*** I'll use a potion to grow
out my hair!!
**[18:56] Kaoru**
*But I don't want to stay here long.*
**[18:57] Kaoru**
*I need to come up with a plan.*
**[19:00] Kaoru**
Yes, come in.
**[19:03] Head Maid**
I've brought some tools that
might help with your repairs.
**[19:06] Kaoru**
Thank you, head maid.
**[19:08] Head Maid**
Here you go. It's heavy, mind.
**[19:10] Kaoru**
Okay.
**[19:12] Head Maid**
Is there anything else you need?
**[19:14] Kaoru**
Only...
**[19:16] Head Maid**
Is something the matter?
**[19:17] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[19:18] Kaoru**
Ah, no, nothing.
**[19:20] Kaoru**
Can I ask for just one thing, then?
**[19:23] Head Maid**
As you requested, I've brought all
the maids who are close to your age.
**[19:27] Kaoru**
Thank you.
**[19:29] Kaoru**
As I think you've all heard by now...
**[19:33] Kaoru**
I need someone on the same magical
wavelength as me to be my assistant.
**[19:39] Kaoru**
We won't be doing any
weird rituals or anything.
**[19:41] Kaoru**
You can relax.
**[19:43] Kaoru**
You there...
**[19:44] Hannah**
Y-Yes!
**[19:45] Kaoru**
Would you help me?
**[19:47] Kaoru**
We'll work late tonight,
**[19:48] Kaoru**
so if you could join me after bringing
a late-night snack, that would be great.
**[19:51] Kaoru**
What's your name?
**[19:52] Hannah**
My name is Hannah!
It's a pleasure to meet you!
**[19:57] Kaoru**
Whoa, there...
**[19:59] Kaoru**
Gotta make sure the guards don't see...
**[20:02] Kaoru**
Sorry, Hannah. This stuff will
only put you out until morning.
**[20:06] Kaoru**
Well, time to get started.
**[20:16] Kaoru**
That just leaves... getting her
clothes off. That won't be easy.
**[20:19] Kaoru**
Oh, I know!
**[20:21] Kaoru**
Put her maid uniform in storage.
**[20:23] Kaoru**
This Item Box is seriously handy!
**[20:28] Kaoru**
And now for the main event.
**[20:32] Kaoru**
If I put the clothes in and
take hers out at the same time,
**[20:34] Kaoru**
and then drink this potion...
**[20:37] Kaoru**
Dress change!
**[20:52] Kaoru**
All done!
**[20:55] Kaoru**
At least, that's that I envisioned,
but it was actually instantaneous.
**[20:58] Kaoru**
That Item Box won't let me have any fun.
**[21:11] Renié**
She ran away?!
**[21:13] Renié**
Th-This can't be...
**[21:16] Renié**
I spent a lot of money
on all those furnishings!
**[21:19] Kaoru**
Anyone pursuing me on horseback
should be catching up to me soon.
**[21:23] Kaoru**
I changed my hair and eye colors,
**[21:25] Kaoru**
and I put on clothes I stole from—
***SIGN*** Stole
**[21:27] Kaoru**
Cough, cough.
**[21:28] Kaoru**
I put on clothes I commandeered
from that room,
***SIGN*** Commandeer
To take
something
by force
**[21:31] Kaoru**
so I don't think they'll
recognize me easily, but...
**[21:37] Kaoru**
Are those the pursuers' horses?
**[21:43] Kaoru**
I'll just chill out here until they run by.
**[21:46] Kaoru**
Maybe have breakfast while I wait...
**[21:49] Kaoru**
It's actually yesterday's
late-night snack, but still.
**[21:52] Kaoru**
Yum!
**[21:56] Gunther**
I think we can stop pretending
to pursue her now.
**[21:59] Hans**
We're pretty far from the baron's domain.
**[22:01] Gunther**
We did enough work to earn
the pay he promised.
**[22:04] Kaoru**
*I've heard those voices before...*
**[22:06] Gunther**
I mean, even if we found the angel
who saved one of our buddies,
**[22:09] Gunther**
does that lord really think
we'd just hand her over?
**[22:13] Karl**
I wanted to tell him,
"Like hell I'm taking that job!"
**[22:18] Hans**
Yeah, but then Gilda told us to make
sure we just get good money out of him.
**[22:22] Three**
That's our receptionist from hell!
**[22:27] Gunther**
C'mon, let's go home!
**[22:32] Kaoru**
I appreciate all of your help.
**[22:35] Kaoru**
I'm headed for Aras, the royal
capital of the Kingdom of Brancott!
**[22:39] Kaoru**
*Dear Nagase family,*
**[22:41] Kaoru**
*as well as Kyoko and Reiko.*
**[22:44] Kaoru**
* I'm doing pretty well for myself*
* here in the parallel world of Verny.*
**[22:48] Kaoru**
* And I've been put down*
* as a friend of a goddess*
**[22:50] Kaoru**
* who's pretty disappointing in a*
* lot of ways, for a higher power.*
**[22:54] Kaoru**
*This doesn't seem like such a bad place.*
**[22:57] Kaoru**
*So on that note...*
**[22:59] Kaoru**
Come, potion!
**[23:03] Kaoru**
I'm Kaoru Nagase, and I shall
survive using potions!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** "My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!"
**[23:16] Hector**
Hey, Eunice! Are you done
"powdering your nose" yet?
**[23:20] Eunice**
Honestly, Big Brother!
Don't be so rude to a lady!
**[23:25] Eunice**
Francette, what is that?
**[23:28] Francette**
Miss, please wait!
**[23:33] Hector**
What is it?
**[23:34] Eunice**
Look.
# E2 - My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
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**[00:08] Eunice**
It's the goddess!
**[00:10] Eunice**
Goddess!
**[00:13] Kaoru**
Yo! Shut up!
***SIGN*** I'm glad I just
used the bathroom...
***SIGN*** My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
***SIGN*** Stolen
from the Baron
**[01:50] Eunice**
So you're saying you come down
to our world sometimes to rest?
***SIGN*** Commandeered
**[01:54] Kaoru**
* Boy, this is a problem.*
* I was only camping out.*
**[01:58] Kaoru**
* I really don't feel like explaining*
* everything to passersby.*
**[02:02] Kaoru**
*Oh well. Just this once...*
**[02:06] Kaoru**
Yes. This is how I share my goddess powers.
**[02:12] Eunice**
Um, Goddess Celestine...
**[02:14] Kaoru**
Oh, I'm not Celes.
**[02:18] Kaoru**
I came here from another world.
**[02:20] Kaoru**
Celes is my friend.
**[02:22] Hector**
Wow! You're the goddess of another world?
**[02:27] Kaoru**
* He gets the concept of*
* "another world," though?*
**[02:30] Eunice**
Brother Hector, this must be the
mercy of the goddess Celestine.
**[02:35] Hector**
Yeah.
**[02:36] Hector**
I'm a noble of the neighboring
Kingdom of Balmore,
**[02:39] Hector**
the eldest child of Count Adan.
My name is Hector.
**[02:42] Hector**
This is my sister, Eunice...
**[02:45] Hector**
and our knight escort, Francette.
**[02:48] Kaoru**
*The Kingdom of Balmore?*
**[02:50] Kaoru**
* Come to think of it, when*
* I first came here...*
**[02:52] (Flashback) Bird1**
Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
brother gets the throne, not the older one.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Bird1**
Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
**[03:00] Kaoru**
* So it's the country those birds*
* were gossiping about?*
**[03:02] Hector**
We're here in the Kingdom of Brancott
**[03:05] Hector**
to visit our grandmother, who lives here.
**[03:08] Hector**
She's gravely ill,
and we're not very hopeful.
**[03:11] Eunice**
And that's when we found you.
**[03:14] Eunice**
This must be the work of the
gracious goddess Celestine!
**[03:19] Eunice**
Goddess, please grant your
blessing to our grandmother!
**[03:24] Kaoru**
* Uh... I'm not sure I can*
* believe my camping out here*
**[03:27] Kaoru**
* was arranged by an airheaded*
* goddess like her...*
**[03:33] Kaoru**
Very well. I will grant my blessing.
**[03:37] Kaoru**
Someone, please, tell me a sad story.
**[03:40] Kaoru**
Make me cry by telling
me a sad, painful story.
**[03:45] Kaoru**
*No better wonder drug than a goddess's tears!*
**[03:48] Kaoru**
* I gotta do at least this*
* much to set things up.*
**[03:51] Hector**
So not only did I fall into the castle moat,
**[03:54] Hector**
but my father scolded me, too!
**[03:56] Kaoru**
Okay, next.
**[03:58] Eunice**
And that's why my friend Felicia is so mean!
**[04:03] Kaoru**
Okay, next.
**[04:07] Kaoru**
Well, then...
**[04:08] Francette**
Um... I don't think my story
is particularly sad.
**[04:19] Hector**
The goddess's tears!
**[04:21] Eunice**
You did it, Fran!
**[04:23] Kaoru**
*Oh, how can I* not *shed
tears after hearing that?*
**[04:29] (Flashback) Francette**
I spend my days as a female knight training
so that I won't be looked down upon.
**[04:34] (Flashback) Francette**
I have dedicated myself to
the sword for over a decade,
**[04:36] (Flashback) Francette**
paying no heed to the marriage
proposals I've received.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Francette**
Before I knew it, all my friends
were married with children.
**[04:44] (Flashback) Francette**
And when I look at myself,
**[04:45] (Flashback) Francette**
I see a muscular body and
hands hardened by the sword.
**[04:49] (Flashback) Francette**
I am no longer of a desirable
age for marriage.
**[04:53] (Flashback) Francette**
I wonder if I'll be alone
for the rest of my life.
**[04:57] (Flashback) Francette**
And when I have such thoughts... well...
**[04:59] (Flashback) Francette**
Oh, but this story really isn't that—
**[05:02] Kaoru**
*Are you kidding?! That's* too *sad!*
**[05:05] Kaoru**
So anyway, I came up with three bottles.
**[05:09] Kaoru**
This one is for your sick grandmother.
**[05:12] Kaoru**
This one is for you to drink.
**[05:14] Francette**
Me?
**[05:16] Kaoru**
I was deeply moved by your story.
**[05:19] Kaoru**
Just be sure you only drink
this around people you trust.
**[05:23] Kaoru**
Otherwise it might spell trouble.
**[05:25] Francette**
A-All right.
**[05:27] Kaoru**
And this one...
**[05:30] Kaoru**
Give it to a sick or injured
person that you want to cure.
**[05:35] Francette**
Someone that I want... to cure?
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore
***SIGN*** One Month Later
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brancott
**[05:41] Serge**
Oh? Your children encountered
the goddess of another world
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore
Royal Capital Grua
**[05:45] Serge**
in a forest in the Kingdom of Brancott?
**[05:47] Serge**
And what happened after that, Count Adan?
**[05:50] Adan**
Well, the goddess completed
her brief rest in our world,
**[05:55] Adan**
and she left the forest.
**[05:57] Serge**
Hmm... It seems a bit hard to believe.
**[06:01] Adan**
Yes, but when Hector gave my
mother the medicine he received,
**[06:06] Adan**
she immediately made a full recovery.
**[06:08] Serge**
Is that true?!
**[06:10] Adan**
Yes.
**[06:11] Crowd**
Is he trying to deceive the king?
**[06:12] Crowd**
It couldn't be...
**[06:17] Francette**
If that's how you feel, behold!
**[06:20] Francette**
This is the medicine
I received from the goddess!
**[06:23] Eunice**
Fran...
**[06:36] Serge**
I-It's a miracle!
**[06:44] Francette**
This is the last of the
medicines I received from her.
**[06:47] Francette**
Please give it to Sir Roland.
**[06:50] Roland**
Why me?
**[06:51] Francette**
In your youth, Sir Roland, you were
gravely injured while protecting
**[06:56] Francette**
your younger brother, King Serge.
**[06:59] Francette**
To this day, you cannot move your right arm.
**[07:03] Serge**
Brother...
**[07:07] Serge**
You allowed me to claim the title of
crown prince because, in your words,
**[07:11] Serge**
a man who can't hold a sword is
unfit to be our people's king.
**[07:14] Serge**
And now that our father is gone,
**[07:17] Serge**
you still support me as my aide.
**[07:20] Serge**
But...
**[07:22] Serge**
the one who is truly fit to be king
**[07:24] Serge**
is you, my brother.
**[07:27] Serge**
Please, drink this.
**[07:29] Roland**
No. You are the king, and if
something happened to you—
**[07:32] Francette**
The goddess...
**[07:35] Francette**
The goddess told me to give that
medicine to someone I wished to cure.
**[07:43] Serge**
Brother, this medicine was
meant for you and no one else!
**[07:56] Roland**
My arm... I can move it!
**[07:59] Serge**
Brother!
**[08:07] Serge**
We must hold the coronation ceremony at once!
**[08:09] Serge**
This time, you will be king of—
**[08:11] Roland**
I refuse.
**[08:14] Roland**
Being king is nothing but a headache.
**[08:16] Roland**
I'm not letting you dump that burden on me.
**[08:18] Roland**
I'm going to enjoy an easy life.
**[08:21] Roland**
No matter what anyone says,
you're the only king of this country,
**[08:24] Roland**
Serge.
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brancott
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore
**[08:33] Kaoru**
Thank you, Bowman, for taking me this far.
**[08:37] Bowman**
No, I should thank you for
keeping Charles company.
**[08:40] Charles**
I learned a lot from you, Kaoru.
**[08:42] Bowman**
Well, little lady, I wish you the best.
**[08:45] Kaoru**
Thank you. I appreciate the ride.
**[08:48] Charles**
See you later, Kaoru.
**[08:49] Kaoru**
Sure, see you.
**[08:54] Kaoru**
Yes! I made it to the royal capital, Aras!
**[08:58] Kaoru**
* Based on the information I got from*
* the merchant who gave me a ride,*
**[09:02] Kaoru**
* the Kingdom of Brancott is a stable*
* nation ruled by a monarchy,*
**[09:06] Kaoru**
*and this is its royal capital, Aras.*
**[09:09] Kaoru**
* Incidentally, there's only one religion in*
* this world, though it has multiple sects.*
**[09:14] Kaoru**
* It turned out they worship*
* none other than Celes.*
**[09:19] Kaoru**
*So now that I'm here...*
**[09:21] Kaoru**
*I need money for lodging.*
**[09:23] Kaoru**
* I'll sell the stuff I stol—commandeered*
* from the baron at a pawn shop.*
**[09:27] Kaoru**
*Bowman bought some of it off of me,*
**[09:29] Kaoru**
* but after paying the kingdom's entry tax,*
* I don't have enough left.*
**[09:32] Kaoru**
What?! Stolen goods? How could you say that?
**[09:36] Shopkeeker**
It's not that I think you're a thief.
**[09:38] Shopkeeker**
But fine silverware like this
**[09:40] Shopkeeker**
isn't the kind of thing a peasant
would bring me, much less a child.
**[09:45] Shopkeeker**
Where did you get these?
**[09:47] Kaoru**
My mother, who just passed away,
received them from a noble she was serving.
**[09:52] Kaoru**
It's a long story, though. Sob, sob, sob...
**[09:59] Shopkeeker**
This is the most my shop can give you.
**[10:03] Kaoru**
Thank you so much.
**[10:05] Shopkeeker**
Do your best out there,
even if your mother's gone.
**[10:08] Kaoru**
I will.
**[10:09] Kaoru**
*Yes! This'll keep me going for a while!*
**[10:16] Kaoru**
* Apparently, I look pretty*
* young in this world...*
**[10:19] Kaoru**
*Like a little kid, even.*
**[10:23] Kaoru**
*Being treated like a child everywhere I go*
**[10:25] Kaoru**
* might have its uses,*
* but it's kind of annoying.*
**[10:28] Kaoru**
* I should've told her to give me the*
* appearance of an adult when she made me younger.*
**[10:35] Kaoru**
* If I have time to spend whining about my*
* starting stats, I should be job-hunting!*
**[10:40] Kaoru**
* Magic and potions basically*
* don't exist in this world.*
**[10:44] Kaoru**
*I can't make the same mistake as last time.*
**[10:46] Kaoru**
My goal is a safe,
worry-free life in another world!
**[10:50] Kaoru**
This time, I'm gonna make it happen!
***SIGN*** Brancott Castle
**[10:56] Fernand**
Finally done...
**[10:57] Fernand**
Fine work, Your Highness.
**[11:00] Fernand**
All this paperwork, day after day...
**[11:03] Fernand**
Tell me, Fabio. If being a
crown prince is like this,
**[11:05] Fernand**
what's going to happen when I'm king?
**[11:08] Fernand**
Your father does ten times
this much paperwork every day.
**[11:13] Fernand**
You sure are lucky.
**[11:15] Fernand**
As the prime minister's son,
even if you inherit your dad's work,
**[11:19] Fernand**
you can toss it all to your subordinates.
**[11:21] Fabio**
Don't be silly.
**[11:23] Fabio**
Listen well, Fernand. I say this
as your long-time friend...
**[11:28] Allan**
What's this? Getting another lecture?
**[11:30] Fernand**
Allan? Wait, that outfit...
**[11:33] Fernand**
Are you going out to town?
**[11:35] Allan**
Yes, I thought I'd go get something to eat.
**[11:38] Allan**
I came to invite Fabio.
**[11:40] Fernand**
I'll go! I'll go! I'll go! I want to go!
***SIGN*** Big Belly Bistro
**[11:49] Allan**
I've been favoring this restaurant lately.
**[11:52] Allan**
The food's good, but it's also got...
**[11:55] Agathe**
Welcome, Allan.
**[11:58] Allan**
Hey, Agathe.
**[11:59] Allan**
Some interesting things happen here.
**[12:06] Fernand**
What's all this? I've never seen
foods like these before.
**[12:09] Fabio**
They certainly seem strange.
**[12:12] Kaoru**
Thank you for waiting.
**[12:14] Kaoru**
Your soup rice, plum flavor.
**[12:16] Allan**
It's the new menu she suggested.
**[12:19] Fabio**
New menu?
**[12:20] Fabio**
Thick and tender soup pasta...
**[12:22] Fabio**
Soup rice, plum or salmon...
**[12:25] Fabio**
Egg-wrapped tomato and chicken rice...
**[12:27] Fabio**
Just what are these dishes?
**[12:30] Eme**
Are you ready to order?
**[12:31] Allan**
Three of the usual.
**[12:32] Fabio**
Hey! Don't just...
**[12:37] Allan**
See? Isn't it great?
It's my top recommendation.
**[12:40] Fernand**
It's delicious! They don't even
serve food this good in the castle!
**[12:45] Fabio**
Flavoring rice with tomato
and wrapping it in eggs...
**[12:48] Fabio**
Well, it's certainly a cooking
style no one's thought of before.
**[12:52] Allan**
Right? And this savory flavor,
with its subtle aroma...
**[12:58] Allan**
I wonder if they use some secret spice.
**[13:01] Eme**
I see you brought friends today.
**[13:04] Allan**
Yeah. I wanted to show
them the you-know-what.
**[13:07] Allan**
Can we do that today?
**[13:08] Eme**
Sure! Those are the only
customers doing it right now.
**[13:12] Eme**
So which course would you like?
**[13:14] Allan**
I think... the one for five silver.
**[13:17] Eme**
Ooh, how generous of you!
**[13:19] Eme**
Our share is 40 percent of the fee,
**[13:21] Eme**
and I split mine in half with Agathe, so...
**[13:24] Eme**
Much appreciated!
**[13:26] Eme**
Yay!
**[13:27] Fabio**
And what was that dubious exchange all about?
**[13:30] Allan**
Listen to what they're saying at that table.
**[13:34] Kaoru**
So, Charles, you think you should just
ignore troublesome customers at your shop?
**[13:41] Charles**
Yes, there are really only a handful of them,
**[13:45] Charles**
so I don't see the need to waste time on
them or practice calming them down.
**[13:50] Kaoru**
You think it's a waste of time?
**[13:52] Charles**
Isn't it?
**[13:54] Kaoru**
It's true that even if
people are unsatisfied,
**[13:58] Kaoru**
not many of them would come back to complain.
**[14:00] Kaoru**
If they don't like it, they can
always go to another shop.
**[14:04] Charles**
Right.
**[14:05] Kaoru**
But the fact that they came back to complain
**[14:09] Kaoru**
means that they intend to
continue patronizing your shop.
**[14:13] Kaoru**
In other words, they like your shop,
**[14:15] Kaoru**
and that's why they came back
to tell you about its faults.
**[14:18] Kaoru**
Can't you look at it that way?
**[14:24] Kaoru**
It may seem like a pain on the surface,
**[14:26] Kaoru**
but those are the sort of kind customers
you should be grateful to have.
**[14:30] Kaoru**
Don't you think they're worth treating well?
**[14:35] Kaoru**
Oh, but people who gripe about faults that
don't exist to get money out of you are different.
**[14:41] Kaoru**
Never give those people money,
no matter what.
**[14:44] Kaoru**
If you do that,
**[14:46] Kaoru**
bad guys will come from all over the
country to take advantage of you.
**[14:49] Charles**
Okay, I'll be careful.
**[14:50] Kaoru**
Charles, customers aren't just easy
marks for merchants to drain money from.
**[14:56] Kaoru**
They're equal trade partners,
**[14:58] Kaoru**
as well as teachers who
can impart many lessons.
**[15:03] Fernand**
Hey, who is that girl?
**[15:05] Allan**
See? Interesting, isn't she?
**[15:07] Fabio**
She's beyond interesting!
**[15:08] Fernand**
Did that advice cost only five silver?
If *that* was five silver...
**[15:12] Allan**
Look, here she comes.
**[15:14] Kaoru**
Thanks for all the repeat business, Allan.
**[15:17] Kaoru**
You wanted the five-silver session, right?
**[15:19] Allan**
Yeah. I brought a couple of friends today.
**[15:21] Allan**
This is Fern and Fab.
**[15:24] Allan**
They're the ones you'll be counseling.
**[15:26] Fabio/Fernand**
Huh?
**[15:28] Allan**
Hurry up and think of a
question worth five silver.
**[15:34] Fernand**
Just who is this Kaoru girl?
**[15:37] Allan**
Dunno. A waitress for a restaurant downtown?
**[15:41] Fabio**
One who proposed dishes the likes of
which no one has come up with before,
**[15:45] Fabio**
and who can give advice surpassing any
scholar's about managing a domain?
**[15:51] Allan**
Yeah, that part surprised me, too.
**[15:53] Fabio**
Her advice was the total
opposite of the way we think.
**[15:56] Fernand**
True...
**[15:59] (Flashback) Kaoru**
First, lower taxes.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Fernand**
What? But lower taxes would mean
less income for the domain.
**[16:05] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Yes, but if you leave people with
next to nothing, you're done.
**[16:09] (Flashback) Kaoru**
What if you lowered taxes
by... say... 20 or 30 percent?
**[16:14] (Flashback) Fernand**
Our tax revenue would drop.
**[16:16] (Flashback) Kaoru**
People could afford more.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**
For example, farmers could
buy better farming tools,
**[16:21] (Flashback) Kaoru**
allowing them to farm more efficiently.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Kaoru**
And if they farm more efficiently,
**[16:24] (Flashback) Kaoru**
they can use the extra
time to do other things.
**[16:28] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Like gathering firewood and edible
plants from the mountains,
**[16:30] (Flashback) Kaoru**
or making hand-crafted goods at home.
**[16:33] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Then they'd have even more room to breathe.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Fabio**
What about merchants, then?
**[16:37] (Flashback) Fabio**
Taxes on goods entering
and leaving the domain
**[16:39] (Flashback) Fabio**
are a valuable source of income.
**[16:42] (Flashback) Fabio**
Same for sales tax.
**[16:43] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Yes, but what if reducing those taxes
means more merchants pass through?
**[16:49] (Flashback) Kaoru**
What if, after reducing taxes by 20 percent,
**[16:51] (Flashback) Kaoru**
you get two or three times as many merchants?
**[16:55] Fabio**
*That would be plenty...*
**[16:57] Fabio**
*No, it would lead to even bigger profits.*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Kaoru**
When people have more money to spare,
**[17:02] (Flashback) Kaoru**
their purchasing power grows.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Kaoru**
And the merchants that enter your
domain won't leave empty-handed.
**[17:08] (Flashback) Kaoru**
They'll buy things before they go.
**[17:10] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Like those hand-crafted
goods the farmers made.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Fernand**
So that's it...
**[17:16] (Flashback) Allan**
See? Amazing, isn't she?
**[17:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Well, I suppose this is
what five silver is worth.
**[17:22] Fabio**
If we actually lower the tax rate,
**[17:24] Fabio**
we'll inevitably see backlash from
neighboring domains we're taking profits from.
**[17:29] Fabio**
It's not realistic.
**[17:31] Allan**
But it'll take a very
short time to get results.
**[17:34] Allan**
It definitely meets all
the minimum requirements
**[17:37] Allen**
for advice about how to
increase a domain's profits.
**[17:40] Fernand**
I want her.
**[17:42] Fernand**
I want that girl named Kaoru.
**[17:46] Allen**
She's just a little girl, you know.
**[17:47] Fabio**
Fernand...
**[17:49] Fernand**
Huh?
**[17:50] Fernand**
No, no, no! I didn't mean it that way!
**[17:53] Eme**
Kaoru's staff meals are the best!
**[17:58] Agathe**
This soup is really good.
**[18:01] Agathe**
Did you put something special in it?
**[18:03] Kaoru**
Well, uh... a few spices from my homeland.
**[18:07] Kaoru**
* I can't tell them I used soy sauce*
* that I made with my OP skill.*
**[18:12] Kaoru**
* But it's not something that'll*
* change history or civilization,*
**[18:16] Kaoru**
*so I guess this much is safe.*
**[18:18] Agathe**
Today was another busy day, huh?
**[18:20] Eme**
We get more customers since Kaoru came along.
**[18:23] Eme**
And her counseling business is booming!
**[18:25] Eme/Agathe**
It makes us do the shared-profit dance!
**[18:28] Kaoru**
*Since I came to this town,*
**[18:29] Kaoru**
* I've hardly used my potion ability*
* for anything but cooking.*
**[18:33] Kaoru**
* I'm just working as an*
* ordinary waitress every day,*
**[18:36] Kaoru**
*and it's pretty fulfilling.*
**[18:38] Kaoru**
* And I've made friends besides*
* Celes with Eme and Agathe here.*
**[18:43] Kaoru**
*Every day is peaceful and stable.*
**[18:45] Kaoru**
*This is just the kind of life I wanted.*
**[18:47] Agathe**
So anyway, what did you think?
**[18:49] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[18:50] Agathe**
About Fern, the man who was here today!
**[18:52] Kaoru**
Wha?
**[18:53] Agathe**
Oh, gosh. She has no clue at all.
**[18:56] Kaoru**
What?
**[18:57] Eme**
Well, you know...
**[18:59] Agathe**
Right?
**[19:01] Kaoru**
* But after that day, my peaceful,*
* quiet life in another world...*
**[19:07] Fernand**
Is Kaoru here?!
**[19:09] Agathe**
Oh!
**[19:12] Fernand**
Hey, Kaoru!
***SIGN*** Calls for her when she's busy
***SIGN*** Calls for her when she's busy
***SIGN*** Pursues her relentlessly
***SIGN*** Pursues her relentlessly
**[19:14] Fernand**
Hey, Kaoru!
***SIGN*** Forcibly butts in
***SIGN*** Forcibly butts in
**[19:15] Fernand**
Hey, Kaoru!
**[19:17] Fernand**
Hey, Kaoru!
***SIGN*** Asks for personal information
***SIGN*** Asks for personal information
**[19:19] Kaoru**
You need to stop this already!
**[19:20] Fernand**
Huh?
**[19:21] Kaoru**
I'm a waitress at this restaurant!
**[19:24] Kaoru**
I am not your personal servant or consultant!
**[19:27] Kaoru**
Please place your orders with a
different waitress from now on.
**[19:31] Fernand**
Where's this coming from?!
**[19:32] Kaoru**
I've told you over and over
that you're bothering me!
**[19:36] Kaoru**
And that you're a nuisance
to our other customers!
**[19:42] Kaoru**
I've had enough!
**[19:43] Kaoru**
If you're going to keep bothering me,
**[19:45] Kaoru**
you might as well stop
coming to this restaurant!
**[19:48] Kaoru**
That's what the owner says!
**[19:50] Fernand**
Wh-What?! I'm a customer!
**[19:53] Fernand**
Come!
**[19:54] Kaoru**
Ow! Stop that!
**[19:56] Fernand**
Enough! Just come with me!
**[20:01] Fernand**
Move! Who do you think I—
**[20:06] Fernand**
*What am I doing?*
**[20:08] Fernand**
* Do I want to sully the nobility*
* by giving my name here?*
**[20:25] Fabio**
This is why I told you
to stop sneaking around.
**[20:28] Allan**
Hey. She shot you down hard, huh?
**[20:32] Fabio**
Kaoru is a very valuable person.
**[20:38] Allan**
You know, you're a lot
clumsier than I thought.
**[20:42] Fabio**
If you want her, you must start
by treating her like a lady.
**[20:54] Eme**
Come to think of it,
Fern hasn't been by since then.
**[20:57] Agathe**
Well, I guess anyone would give up
after such a thorough rejection.
**[21:02] Agathe**
At the time, I thought he was a real jerk,
**[21:04] Agathe**
but I might feel a little bad for him.
**[21:07] Kaoru**
Oh, I'll go sweep outside.
**[21:12] Kaoru**
*You've gotta be kidding!*
**[21:13] Kaoru**
* I finally had my safe,*
* worry-free life in another world!*
**[21:17] Kaoru**
*Now I have to run away from a stalker?*
**[21:19] Kaoru**
*Unbelievable!*
**[21:27] Aleman**
You there. Is the girl named
Kaoru in this restaurant?
**[21:31] Kaoru**
Kaoru? That's me.
**[21:33] Aleman**
You? Hah! And I wondered what you'd be like.
**[21:36] Aleman**
You're just a little girl.
**[21:43] Aleman**
Take this.
**[21:45] Kaoru**
What is it?
**[21:52] Kaoru**
No, no, no! That package
must be for the neighbors!
**[21:55] Kaoru**
But this...
**[21:59] Kaoru**
This crest...
**[22:01] Kaoru**
Don't tell me!
**[22:05] Kaoru**
What?! A summons from the castle?!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** "I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!"
# E3 - I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U243NZ/im-gonna-go-speak-my-mind-at-the-castle)
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***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brancott Castle, Main Gate
The Day of the Party
***SIGN*** Stolen from the Baron
***SIGN*** Commandeered
**[00:11] Guard**
Did you come here alone, miss?
**[00:13] Kaoru**
Yes. My invitation is right here.
**[00:17] Guard**
This is...
**[00:22] Guard**
*Those eyes...*
**[00:23] Guard**
* They're the eyes of a villainess who's*
* used to bullying those beneath her!*
**[00:26] Guard**
*There's no doubt about it!*
**[00:28] Guard**
F-Forgive me!
***SIGN*** I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!
***SIGN*** The Day Before the Party
**[02:05] (Flashback) Eme**
What? You're leaving town?
**[02:07] (Flashback) Agathe**
But why, all of a sudden?
**[02:09] (Flashback) Kaoru**
I got a letter summoning me.
**[02:12] (Flashback) Kaoru**
It seems like I've caught the
attention of someone important.
**[02:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**
So I figured I'd quietly leave
town before things get messy.
**[02:23] (Flashback) Kaoru**
But I wanted to tell the people
who helped me out what's going on,
**[02:26] (Flashback) Kaoru**
and give them all a proper goodbye.
**[02:28] (Flashback) Owner**
We'll miss you.
**[02:35] Kaoru**
*The letter turned out to be an invitation.*
**[02:38] Kaoru**
* An order, in fact, to attend a*
* party at the castle one week later.*
**[02:44] (Flashback) Eme**
But we just got to be friends!
**[02:47] (Flashback) Agathe**
Take care, Kaoru.
Don't forget about us, okay?
**[02:51] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Sure. Thanks for everything.
**[02:54] Kaoru**
*I doubt they found out about my potions.*
**[02:56] Kaoru**
* But if I ignore this order, it'll cause*
* trouble for all these people.*
**[03:00] Kaoru**
*So...*
**[03:03] Kaoru**
I won't run away. I'll settle
everything before I leave.
**[03:09] MotherB**
Bear with it!
**[03:11] MotherB**
This is an important night! The crown
prince will be choosing his future queen!
**[03:15] MotherB**
You must catch his eye, whatever it takes!
**[03:17] Kaoru**
Put away my dress and give
me a maid outfit instead.
**[03:25] Kaoru**
Man, Item Box is the best!
**[03:27] MotherB**
Come on! Show more cleavage!
**[03:29] MotherB**
The crown prince is a man, after all.
**[03:32] MotherB**
You must appeal to him
with your womanly charms!
**[03:35] LadyB**
And what do *you* want?
**[03:36] Kaoru**
Nothing. I apologize.
**[03:40] MotherB**
Whose maid was that?
**[03:42] LadyB**
Who knows?
**[03:43] LadyB**
I can't imagine what someone was thinking,
bringing a maid with such scary eyes.
**[03:51] Fernand**
Why? Why isn't she here?!
**[03:53] Allan**
What's wrong? Why the scary face?
**[03:56] Allan**
I mean, I guess I can understand.
**[03:59] Allan**
This is an important night for you.
**[04:02] Fabio**
But is that any reason to scare all
your potential marriage candidates?
**[04:06] Fernand**
I'm waiting for someone.
**[04:09] Allan**
Is there someone you've already decided on?
***SIGN*** Bingo
**[04:13] Allan**
Well? Who is it?
**[04:15] Fabio**
Well? Who is it?
**[04:17] Fernand**
She's not here.
**[04:18] Allan/Fabio**
Huh?
**[04:19] Fernand**
She's not even here!
**[04:21] Fernand**
I personally wrote an invitation
and had it delivered to her!
**[04:27] Fernand**
Can you believe that?!
**[04:28] Fernand**
How could such a thing be possible?!
**[04:30] Allan**
I mean, yeah, it seems implausible.
**[04:33] Allan**
The one chosen by you is promised
the throne of the future queen.
**[04:37] Allan**
It would take a very strange
girl to throw that away.
**[04:41] Fabio**
Oh, speaking of strange...
**[04:43] Fabio**
I saw that girl a moment ago.
**[04:45] Fabio**
The one from the restaurant
downtown, Kaoru...
**[04:48] Fernand**
Where was she?!
**[04:49] Fabio**
Serving guests in the main hall.
**[04:51] Fabio**
She seemed busy, so I didn't speak to her...
**[04:57] Allan**
Hey!
**[05:00] Allan**
Don't tell me he...
**[05:03] Fernand**
Why are you here dressed like that?
**[05:09] Kaoru**
*I knew it was him.*
**[05:11] Kaoru**
Because I'm a waitress.
**[05:13] Kaoru**
What other clothes would I wear?
**[05:15] Fernand**
That's not what I'm talking about!
**[05:18] Fernand**
You are my personally invited guest!
**[05:21] Kaoru**
Well, when a commoner girl
who works as a waitress
**[05:24] Kaoru**
is told to come to a party at
the castle with no explanation,
**[05:28] Kaoru**
why wouldn't she think it was for work?
**[05:30] Kaoru**
I don't even have a dress to wear.
**[05:32] Fernand**
What?
**[05:33] Fernand**
Where is Viscount Aleman?!
**[05:34] Aleman**
R-Right here, Your Highness!
**[05:37] Fernand**
What is the meaning of this?
**[05:39] Fernand**
I'm certain I told you
**[05:42] Fernand**
that when you gave the invitation
to Kaoru at Big Belly Bistro,
**[05:44] Fernand**
you were to include a dress,
shoes, and jewelry along with it!
**[05:49] Aleman**
B-But I did deliver those things!
**[05:53] Kaoru**
Yes, this man did come to the restaurant.
**[05:56] Kaoru**
But he only said "take this" through
the window of his carriage,
**[06:00] Kaoru**
handed me a letter to get me
into the castle, and left.
**[06:04] Fernand**
Where's the dress? The jewelry?
**[06:06] Kaoru**
I don't know.
**[06:07] Aleman**
She's lying!
**[06:08] Aleman**
I delivered a box containing
the clothing and the jewelry!
**[06:12] Kaoru**
A box?
**[06:14] Kaoru**
By any chance, do you mean the package that
was delivered to the business next to ours?
**[06:19] Kaoru**
Since you didn't say anything to me,
**[06:21] Kaoru**
I believed it was for our neighbors.
**[06:25] Kaoru**
And I can't just go around
opening other people's packages.
**[06:29] Kaoru**
So I left it alone, and it
was gone in no time.
**[06:34] Fernand**
Viscount Aleman.
**[06:36] Fernand**
We will have a *long* talk about this later.
**[06:41] Aleman**
Y-Yes, Your Highness.
**[06:43] Fernand**
Well, no matter. At least
she received the invitation.
**[06:48] Fernand**
Come! I'm introducing you
to everyone as my fiancée!
**[06:51] Kaoru**
What?!
**[06:53] King/Queen**
What?!
**[06:54] Ladies**
What?!
**[06:55] All**
What?!
**[06:58] Fernand**
Come, Kaoru. You can stay in that outfit.
**[07:01] Fernand**
You must greet my mother and father.
**[07:03] Kaoru**
Wh-What nonsense are you spouting?!
**[07:06] Kaoru**
A commoner can't be engaged to a prince!
**[07:09] Fernand**
That's easy.
**[07:11] Fernand**
We'll just get you adopted into the
family of some count or something.
**[07:14] Kaoru**
You're going about this in the wrong order!
**[07:17] Kaoru**
An engagement after I'm adopted
by a count would be one thing,
**[07:19] Kaoru**
but getting adopted *after*
we're already engaged?
**[07:22] Fernand**
It's fine! It doesn't bother me!
**[07:24] Kaoru**
First of all, you're already making a big show
***SIGN*** My Fiancée
***SIGN*** Commoner + Waitress
**[07:27] Kaoru**
of announcing that your fiancée is a commoner,
and just a girl who works as a waitress.
**[07:32] Kaoru**
No one will accept me as a noble now!
**[07:34] Kaoru**
They'll gossip and
ridicule me behind my back.
**[07:37] Kaoru**
It will only end up sullying
the royal family's name!
**[07:42] Kaoru**
And the biggest problem of all...
**[07:44] Kaoru**
Your Highness! Have you even
asked me if *I* want to marry *you*?
**[07:50] Fernand**
Huh?
**[07:51] Kaoru**
Well, I don't. Marrying a
prince is off the table.
**[07:54] Kaoru**
I absolutely refuse!
**[07:56] All**
What?!
**[07:58] Kaoru**
Being a queen ranks among the top
three jobs I never want to have!
**[08:07] Kaoru**
If I become queen, I can
kiss my privacy goodbye.
**[08:09] Kaoru**
I won't be allowed to be
friends with certain people.
**[08:12] Kaoru**
I'll have to smile and exchange
pleasantries with people I hate.
**[08:15] Kaoru**
A wet nurse will take away my children
as I drown in official business.
**[08:19] Kaoru**
Plus, I'll be pressured to keep birthing sons,
**[08:21] Kaoru**
as well as some daughters for
the more diplomatic roles.
**[08:25] Kaoru**
I'll be physically and emotionally worn down,
**[08:28] Kaoru**
while in the meantime, my husband is
off snoozing in his mistress's bed.
**[08:34] Kaoru**
There's nothing to enjoy in a life like that.
**[08:40] Fernand**
M-Mother!
**[08:43] Kaoru**
It's basically the same if you marry into
the family of a marquis or count, right?
**[08:48] Kaoru**
You hardly ever get to leave your mansion,
**[08:50] Kaoru**
and parties are just for
sizing each other up.
**[08:52] Kaoru**
You don't have any true friends at all.
***SIGN*** Hurry up and produce an heir
***SIGN*** Uphold the family customs
***SIGN*** You belong to this family now
***SIGN*** You don't get to go home
**[08:56] Kaoru**
You're pressured to hurry
up and produce an heir,
**[08:58] Kaoru**
your parents-in-law expect you
to uphold their family customs,
**[09:03] Kaoru**
you're not allowed to visit your own family,
**[09:05] Kaoru**
and your husband cheats on you
because it's just what nobles do.
**[09:11] Kaoru**
Though, as far as that goes,
viscounts and barons have it easy.
**[09:15] Kaoru**
Although they hold noble ranks,
they're removed from the power struggles.
**[09:20] Kaoru**
They're close with all their servants,
**[09:22] Kaoru**
and they can probably even
raise their own kids.
**[09:25] Kaoru**
They can live easy lives in the country,
surrounded by their family and subjects.
**[09:30] Kaoru**
That's what my idea of an ideal marriage is.
**[09:34] Kaoru**
I don't want a life where I'm
high-ranking but miserable,
**[09:37] Kaoru**
drowning in unhappiness and boredom every day.
**[09:41] Kaoru**
I'll leave that to the noblewomen who
live in luxury on the people's taxes,
**[09:44] Kaoru**
and who are resolved to fully give
themselves to the kingdom
**[09:49] Kaoru**
in exchange for a higher education.
**[09:51] Fernand**
I don't care about all that!
**[09:53] Fernand**
It's your knowledge and wisdom that I want!
**[09:57] Fernand**
With your intelligence and good looks,
**[10:01] Fernand**
you and I could make this
kingdom even more—
**[10:03] Kaoru**
Knowledge and wisdom?
**[10:04] Kaoru**
Intelligence and good looks?
**[10:06] Kaoru**
Those are all just things that
you can take advantage of!
**[10:10] Fernand**
W-Well...
**[10:12] Kaoru**
Where does what *I* want fit in?
**[10:14] Kaoru**
Do the feelings of the human
being named Kaoru mean nothing?
**[10:18] Kaoru**
Is that something a prince doesn't
even need to bother thinking about?
**[10:22] Fernand**
I-I...
**[10:35] Kaoru**
Look. Now I'm an ugly, foolish girl.
**[10:39] Kaoru**
Just a commoner who offers
no value or advantage to a prince.
**[10:46] Kaoru**
Now you don't need me anymore, right?
**[10:51] Fabio**
Let her go.
**[10:53] Fabio**
That's the only thing you can do right now.
**[10:55] Allan**
We'll get things under control here.
**[11:01] Kaoru**
Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[11:03] Kaoru**
It hurts!
**[11:08] Kaoru**
*Just a potion to stop bleeding and pain.*
**[11:11] Kaoru**
*I can't use a healing potion yet.*
**[11:13] Kaoru**
*I need to get out of the capital first!*
**[11:24] Guard**
Miss...
**[11:25] Guard**
You're bleeding! What in the world happened?!
**[11:28] Kaoru**
I upset a noble.
**[11:30] Kaoru**
I must leave this city at once.
**[11:34] Guard**
Wait just a minute.
**[11:39] Guard**
It's not much, but take these.
**[11:42] Guard**
Get moving. I'll pretend I never saw you.
**[11:44] Kaoru**
Thank you so much.
**[11:51] Kaoru**
Healing potion!
**[11:57] Kaoru**
* There's no way they'll*
* chase me this far, right?*
**[12:00] Kaoru**
Ah, I feel so much better!
**[12:04] Abilly**
Wow...
**[12:06] Abilly**
So discounting items right before
the store closed backfired?
**[12:09] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[12:10] Kaoru**
Customers would just wait
until they reduced the prices,
**[12:13] Kaoru**
so sales of items at the
regular price plummeted.
**[12:16] Abilly**
I see!
**[12:17] Abilly**
So are there any effective sales
methods other than discounts?
**[12:22] Kaoru**
Well, there's always...
**[12:25] Abilly**
What an interesting girl!
**[12:26] Abilly**
Imagine having the business knowledge to
debate with Abilly here at such a young age!
**[12:31] Abilly**
Say, Kaoru, would you be
interested in working for me?
**[12:35] Abilly**
Ah, peddling is sort of
a hobby of mine, you see.
**[12:39] Abilly**
I'm Johan Abilly, the owner of
the one and only Abilly Company!
**[12:43] Abilly**
We're one of the biggest
stores in the capital!
**[12:45] Abilly**
I'd say it's a good dea—
**[12:46] Kaoru**
I appreciate the offer, but no thanks.
**[12:48] Abilly**
Huh?!
**[12:50] Kaoru**
Hup.
**[12:52] Kaoru**
I have to take care of my
registration, so I'll get off here.
**[12:56] Kaoru**
Thank you very much for the ride.
**[13:01] Kaoru**
Bye, now.
**[13:03] Abilly**
Uh... but we're the Abilly Company
that gets a barrage of
**[13:07] Abilly**
new employee applications
every year, though.
**[13:10] Kaoru**
*I appreciate his offer,*
**[13:12] Kaoru**
* but doing grunt work for a big trade*
* company comes with a lot of stress,*
**[13:15] Kaoru**
*and probably long hours of hard labor.*
**[13:18] Kaoru**
*And what I want is...*
***SIGN*** Royal Capital Grua
Employment Agency
**[13:21] Aria**
What?
**[13:23] Aria**
A live-in job that offers a lot of free time?
***SIGN*** Gilda from
the Hunters' Guild
***SIGN*** Hmph
***SIGN*** Hmph
***SIGN*** Hmph
**[13:27] Kaoru**
*Why does this feel like déjà vu?*
**[13:29] Kaoru**
* Are all receptionist ladies*
* in this world the same?*
**[13:32] Kaoru**
Yes. I want to save money and
eventually open my own business.
**[13:37] Kaoru**
I was hoping to study for that.
**[13:39] Aria**
Huh...
**[13:40] Aria**
All right. Can you cook and clean?
**[13:43] Kaoru**
Yes, as well as anyone.
**[13:45] Aria**
Here you go.
**[13:47] Aria**
The terms aren't that bad, really.
**[13:50] Aria**
Can't say whether you'll last, though.
**[13:55] Kaoru**
Live-in help.
**[13:57] Kaoru**
Duties include preparing meals for the workshop
owner and craftsmen, totaling five people,
**[14:01] Kaoru**
as well as cleaning,
laundry, and other chores.
**[14:04] Kaoru**
I can choose my own time off,
**[14:06] Kaoru**
I'm allowed to go out,
and I get holidays off, too.
***SIGN*** Meyer Workshop
**[14:12] Kaoru**
The Meyer Workshop.
**[14:14] Kaoru**
Man, the terms of this job
are almost *too* favorable!
**[14:19] Bardot**
I'm Bardot, the owner of this workshop.
**[14:23] Bardot**
Sorry, but you should consider these
first few days a trial period.
**[14:27] Bardot**
Everyone we hire quits almost immediately,
**[14:29] Bardot**
and the referral fees are piling up.
**[14:31] Bardot**
The agency's made an exception to let me
hold off on paying a referral fee this time.
**[14:36] Kaoru**
Oh...
**[14:37] Bardot**
Boy, I sure am glad you're here!
**[14:42] Bardot**
Let me introduce you to everyone.
**[14:45] Bardot**
If you don't think you can handle it,
let me know right away.
**[14:48] Bardot**
I'm used to that, so I won't be hurt.
**[14:50] Bardot**
Okay, boys, wake up!
This is our new helper, Kaoru!
**[14:55] Brian/Alban**
That's great...
**[14:56] Bardot**
This is Brian, Alban, and Carlos.
**[14:59] Bardot**
Hey! Wake up, Asil!
**[15:02] Kaoru**
*What is that smell?*
**[15:04] (Flashback) Aria**
Can't say whether you'll last, though.
**[15:06] Kaoru**
*So that's what she meant.*
**[15:08] Kaoru**
*But I have...*
**[15:10] Kaoru**
*my potions!*
**[15:12] Carlos**
Wow! Even those tough grease stains are gone!
**[15:18] Alban**
They're so white, they're blinding me!
**[15:20] Brian**
And so soft!
**[15:25] Asil**
Even the food we had back
home wasn't this good!
**[15:30] Kaoru**
I didn't move anything that
already has its own place.
**[15:33] Kaoru**
The notes that were scattered
on the floor are over there.
**[15:35] Kaoru**
I didn't touch any chemicals
or experimental materials.
**[15:40] Bardot**
What is that I smell?
**[15:42] Kaoru**
Kaoru's special deodorizing spray,
**[15:45] Kaoru**
made with tea and plant extracts.
**[15:50] Kaoru**
*And so my new life as a helper began.*
**[15:57] Kaoru**
You're really into your work, Asil.
**[15:59] Kaoru**
What's that you're making?
**[16:01] Asil**
A hip flask.
**[16:02] Asil**
It's a container made to hold drinks
with high alcoholic content.
**[16:06] Asil**
It's not one of the fancy
silver ones meant for nobles,
**[16:09] Asil**
but ours are both lightweight and tough.
**[16:11] Asil**
They sell well in this town.
**[16:13] Kaoru**
Wow...
**[16:15] Kaoru**
* That's it! Even if I don't*
* sell the potions themselves,*
**[16:18] Kaoru**
*if I could sell just the containers.*
**[16:21] Asil**
Research is important, too,
**[16:22] Asil**
but we have to make products like
this to sell every now and then.
**[16:26] Asil**
Not that we make a lot of
profit off of them, but...
**[16:29] Kaoru**
Say...
**[16:31] Kaoru**
Would things like glass bottles sell well?
**[16:35] Asil**
Hmm... I don't think ordinary
bottles would cut it.
**[16:38] Asil**
Maybe if it was a perfume
bottle with a fancy design.
**[16:45] Kaoru**
*My ability...*
**[16:47] Kaoru**
* is the power to create potions*
* with any effect I want.*
**[16:52] Kaoru**
* And those potions appear in whatever*
* container I imagine for them.*
**[16:59] Kaoru**
A friend of mine made
this during work breaks.
**[17:04] Brian**
Are you kidding?
**[17:05] Carlos**
They made this during their free time?
**[17:07] Alban**
The craftsmanship, the
clarity of the glass...
**[17:10] Alban**
Even artisans acclaimed as masters are
rarely able to make anything like this!
**[17:14] Bardot**
Yeah...
**[17:15] Kaoru**
*Oops. Guess I went too far.*
**[17:17] Bardot**
Would you let me meet your friend?
**[17:20] Bardot**
I want to know more about this.
**[17:22] Kaoru**
Ah, no, she only makes these as a hobby.
**[17:25] Kaoru**
Her family is strict.
**[17:27] Kaoru**
Plus, she has a fear of men.
**[17:30] Asil**
A woman made this?
**[17:32] Kaoru**
Well, yes,
**[17:33] Kaoru**
which is why she can't really
be too open about it.
**[17:38] Kaoru**
But she said that if she could sell them to
a certain demographic through this workshop,
**[17:43] Kaoru**
she'd accept a job making them on commission.
**[17:47] Kaoru**
Of course, she'll charge a handling fe—
**[17:49] Bardot**
We would be thrilled to!
**[17:52] Kaoru**
*And now, I'm living a peaceful life.*
**[17:57] Kaoru**
*Between my pay for helping out*
**[17:59] Kaoru**
* and the profits from the*
* perfume bottles, I have plenty of money.*
**[18:02] Kaoru**
* When I'm not working, I often*
* visit the town library.*
**[18:07] Kaoru**
* Thanks to that, I have a fair amount*
* of knowledge about this world now.*
**[18:11] Kaoru**
* Now all I need is to find a patron,*
* solidify my own position,*
**[18:15] Kaoru**
*and live even more freely.*
**[18:17] Kaoru**
* I was lucky enough to reincarnate*
* with an overpowered skill.*
**[18:21] Kaoru**
* Now if I can just establish*
* my own place here,*
**[18:23] Kaoru**
* I'll have the freedom to*
* be a little more proactive.*
**[18:26] Kaoru**
* Using my potions to help*
* people might be nice.*
**[18:31] Kaoru**
* It'd be boring to just*
* work as a helper forever.*
**[18:38] Owner**
Hey!
**[18:40] Owner**
Don't you want to chase him?!
He stole your money pouch!
**[18:42] Owner**
That kid's the leader of a gang of vagabonds
who have their base around here.
**[18:48] Kaoru**
It's all right. That one was a dummy.
**[18:51] Owner**
A dummy?
**[18:52] Kaoru**
*My real money pouch is in my Item Box.*
**[18:55] Kaoru**
* The one he stole was rigged*
* with a little extra something.*
**[18:59] Kaoru**
He won't get away.
**[19:08] Kaoru**
It's Kosha's mom today, right?
**[19:10] Emil**
Yeah. She was doing honest work,
**[19:13] Emil**
but a noble got violent with
her for his own amusement.
**[19:15] Emil**
She's hurt too bad to move.
**[19:20] Kaoru**
* There's something I've learned*
* while living in this world.*
**[19:24] Kaoru**
* Even a country that might*
* seem peaceful at a glance*
**[19:26] Kaoru**
*is full of problems just under the surface.*
**[19:30] Kaoru**
* Nobles are privileged enough*
* to live in affluence,*
**[19:34] Kaoru**
* but commoners, especially*
* the ones living in poverty,*
**[19:37] Kaoru**
*aren't even treated as human beings.*
**[19:40] Kaoru**
* No matter how diligently they work,*
* they can't make a decent living.*
**[19:44] Kaoru**
* The orphaned kids, in particular,*
* have to resort to crime to stay alive.*
**[19:49] Kaoru**
*That kind of world is wrong.*
**[20:17] Kosha**
Who is it?
**[20:18] Kaoru**
I'm coming in.
**[20:19] Kosha**
O-Okay.
**[20:22] Mom**
What is it?
**[20:23] Kosha**
Someone's here.
**[20:25] Kaoru**
It's nice to meet you, Kosha.
**[20:27] Kaoru**
I'm a chemist.
**[20:29] Kaoru**
Celes-certified.
**[20:30] Kosha**
Celes?
**[20:32] Kaoru**
Yeah. Maybe you're more familiar
with the name "Celestine"?
**[20:36] Kosha**
The goddess?!
**[20:37] Kaoru**
I'd like to give your mother some medicine.
**[20:40] Kaoru**
May I?
**[20:41] Kosha**
Yeah!
**[20:45] Kaoru**
I bestow healing upon those
with righteous hearts!
**[20:51] Kaoru**
Here, drink this.
**[20:53] Mom**
O-Okay...
**[21:02] Mom**
The wounds... The pain...
**[21:05] Kosha**
Mommy!
**[21:07] Mom**
Kosha! Oh, Kosha!
**[21:14] Mom**
Wh-Who are you?
**[21:17] Kaoru**
Well... I'm sort of a friend
of Celes, sort of a chemist...
**[21:21] Mom**
You are most exalted!
How can I ever thank you?
**[21:25] Kaoru**
Well, I'll accept payment for the medicine.
**[21:28] Kaoru**
You can just give me whatever you can spare.
**[21:30] Mom**
I'm sorry... I haven't been able to work,
so I don't have anything.
**[21:35] Kaoru**
Then your fee today will be...
**[21:38] Kaoru**
* Nothing beats the smooth,*
* squishy cheeks of a little girl!*
**[21:43] Kaoru**
* I decided to start working under the*
* identity of "the goddess Celestine's friend."*
**[21:49] Kaoru**
*I use information brought to me by children*
**[21:52] Kaoru**
* to help people suffering*
* from illness or injury.*
**[21:55] Kaoru**
*Quietly, bit by bit,*
**[21:58] Kaoru**
* I'm bringing the goddess's blessing*
* to those with righteous hearts.*
**[22:00] Kaoru**
* That's the work of the secret society*
* known as "The Eyes of the Goddess."*
**[22:04] Kaoru**
*The Eyes of the Goddess...*
**[22:06] Kaoru**
*see everything!*
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** "I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!"
# E4 - I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!
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***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore, Royal Capital Grua
Abilly Company
**[00:01] Abilly**
O Goddess,
**[00:03] Abilly**
as well as her angel, from the rumors...
**[00:06] Abilly**
I, Johan Abilly, have always
walked the path of righteousness.
**[00:10] Abilly**
Please save my daughter.
**[00:13] Abilly**
What is it?
**[00:15] Servant**
Sir...
**[00:17] Servant**
This person says she is a chemist.
**[00:22] Kaoru**
Huh? The peddler?
**[00:24] Abilly**
What? Kaoru?!
***SIGN*** I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!
**[01:59] Abilly**
Boy, I never would have guessed
*you'd* be the goddess's angel!
**[02:04] Kaoru**
Yeah, well, it's a long story.
**[02:07] Abilly**
But what brings you to my house?
**[02:09] Abilly**
The rumors say that the angel visits only
poor folks, who can't afford medicine.
**[02:14] Kaoru**
Blessings upon those with righteous hearts.
**[02:17] Kaoru**
I know the truth, Abilly.
**[02:19] Kaoru**
You've been giving food to the poor, right?
**[02:21] Abilly**
Y-Yes...
**[02:23] Kaoru**
That's how I found out about Amelie.
**[02:25] Kaoru**
The Eyes of the Goddess don't miss anything.
**[02:28] Abilly**
I see... So it's true...
**[02:30] Abilly**
Good deeds really are repaid in kind.
**[02:34] Abilly**
Oh, I'm so grateful!
**[02:37] Kaoru**
*I help people out using potions.*
**[02:39] Kaoru**
* There are good people even*
* among the rich and powerful,*
**[02:42] Kaoru**
*and some of them need help, too.*
**[02:44] Kaoru**
* Besides, if I want to find*
* a patron in this city,*
**[02:48] Kaoru**
*I can't avoid talking to influential people.*
**[02:50] Kaoru**
*In which case...*
**[02:52] Abilly**
So, what do I need to do?
**[02:55] Abilly**
I hear you seek only meager
offerings from poor folk...
**[02:59] Abilly**
But I, Johan Abilly, will give you
my entire fortune if you wish it!
**[03:03] Kaoru**
All right, let's do this.
**[03:05] Kaoru**
You can't reveal my true identity to anyone,
**[03:07] Kaoru**
and if you get a request for help,
**[03:09] Kaoru**
you must do everything you can to grant it.
**[03:13] Abilly**
Is... that all?
**[03:16] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[03:17] Kaoru**
*To secure both tangible and intangible help*
**[03:18] Kaoru**
* from the powerful, all under*
* the pretext of an offering...*
**[03:22] Kaoru**
* That's the other goal of*
* the work I'm doing now.*
**[03:25] Kaoru**
* If I can help others,*
* that's two birds with one stone.*
**[03:28] Kaoru**
*It's a pretty wicked—I mean,
*well-executed *scheme, if I do say so myself.*
**[03:33] Kaoru**
Oh, also...
**[03:35] Kaoru**
May I take this?
**[03:39] Kaoru**
Here. A little gift from my travels.
**[03:43] Kaoru**
Share them equally between all of you, okay?
**[03:48] Emil**
Kaoru...
**[03:49] Kaoru**
What is it, Emil?
**[03:51] Emil**
Hey, so...
**[03:54] Emil**
Thanks... for everything.
**[03:56] Kaoru**
You don't need to thank me.
**[03:58] Kaoru**
You guys got me information on Amelie.
**[04:01] Kaoru**
It's fair payment, don't you think?
**[04:05] Emil**
Yeah... That's right!
**[04:07] Emil**
We're the secret organization,
Eyes of the Goddess, after all!
**[04:11] Kaoru**
Yeah, uh, about that name...
**[04:13] Emil**
Yes?
**[04:15] Kaoru**
Can we drop it?
**[04:16] Kids**
No way!
**[04:18] Kaoru**
* So as for how the secret organization,*
* Eyes of the Goddess...*
**[04:22] Kaoru**
*Oh, man, I'm embarrassed to even say it!*
**[04:25] Kaoru**
* ...came to be, and how*
* I ended up leading it...*
**[04:35] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Found you!
**[04:39] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Stealing from a goddess...
**[04:41] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Do you not value your own life, boy?
**[04:44] (Flashback) Emil**
G-Goddess?
**[04:46] (Flashback) Kaoru**
The next divine punishment
won't be nearly this light.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Emil**
Please forgive me!
**[04:55] Kaoru**
*The potion I hid in my money pouch*
**[04:57] Kaoru**
* was one that temporarily*
* causes pain and swelling.*
**[05:00] Kaoru**
*The injury would've healed itself within days.*
**[05:03] (Flashback) Emil**
W-Wow!
**[05:05] (Flashback) Kaoru**
So tell me. Why were you stealing?
**[05:08] (Flashback) Emil**
Because... my friend, Belle, is in bad shape.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Emil**
I wanted to at least get her good food—
**[05:14] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Where?
**[05:16] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Where is this Belle now?
**[05:20] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Drink this.
**[05:30] (Flashback) Emil**
Belle!
**[05:31] (Flashback) Kids**
Belle!
**[05:34] (Flashback) Kaoru**
You'll be okay now.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Emil**
Belle!
**[05:37] (Flashback) Emil**
I'm so glad! Isn't this great?
**[05:39] (Flashback) Belle**
Yeah!
**[05:41] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Everyone, line up!
**[05:43] (Flashback) Kaoru**
I'm Kaoru, a friend of Celestine.
**[05:47] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Some things happened, and now I'm
living as a human in this world.
**[05:51] (Flashback) Kaoru**
But as long as I'm here, I'd like to hand out
**[05:54] (Flashback) Kaoru**
a few blessings to those
with righteous hearts.
**[05:57] (Flashback) Kaoru**
To do that, I need people
to be my eyes and ears
**[06:01] (Flashback) Kaoru**
to help me find people in need of help.
**[06:04] (Flashback) Kaoru**
You'll be rewarded with healthy bodies
**[06:07] (Flashback) Kaoru**
and enough food to keep yourselves alive.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Are you kids interested in helping me?
**[06:13] (Flashback) Emil**
With pleasure!
**[06:14] (Flashback) Kids**
Yes, ma'am!
**[06:15] Kaoru**
* That's how the secret organization,*
* Eyes of the Goddess, was founded.*
**[06:19] Kaoru**
* The kids' job is to carry out undercover*
* intel operations in the city,*
**[06:23] Kaoru**
* and I grant blessings based on*
* the information they bring me.*
**[06:26] Kaoru**
* The rumors of an angel sent by the*
* goddess spread throughout the city.*
**[06:32] Kaoru**
It might finally be time to take the plunge.
***SIGN*** Meyer Workshop
**[06:35] Kaoru**
Huh? What did you say?
**[06:37] Asil**
Er, I said...
**[06:39] Asil**
I want to introduce you to
my family as my fiancée!
**[06:43] Carlos**
Your family? You're a third son,
but you're still nobility, right?
**[06:47] Asil**
Yes, my father is Viscount Leotar.
**[06:50] Alban**
But Kaoru is a commoner.
**[06:53] Brian**
A romance between different classes, huh?
**[06:55] Kaoru**
*Wh-What is happening right now?!*
**[06:58] Kaoru**
* I did think Asil had been acting*
* kind of strange lately, but...*
**[07:05] Kaoru**
*Have I actually hit peak popularity?!*
**[07:08] Asil**
Please! Just for one day!
**[07:10] Kaoru**
*Huh?*
**[07:11] Asil**
My older brother's birthday
party is coming up!
**[07:13] Asil**
My father's been pestering me to
choose a marriage partner there!
**[07:17] Asil**
But I don't want to get married yet!
**[07:19] Asil**
If you'll pretend to be my fiancée there,
**[07:22] Asil**
I can escape this crisis!
**[07:24] Kaoru**
*Oh. So that's it.*
***SIGN*** Home of Viscount Leotar
The Day of the Party
**[07:34] Asil**
K-Kaoru?
**[07:36] Kaoru**
Thanks for inviting me here, Asil.
**[07:39] Asil**
Uh, sure...
**[07:41] FriendA**
Hey, Asil, whose daughter is she?
**[07:43] FriendB**
Is this your fiancée?
**[07:45] Asil**
Oh, er... She's...
**[07:48] Asil**
A-Actually, she's sort
of a friend from work...
**[07:51] FriendA**
You must introduce me.
**[07:53] FriendB**
Me too.
**[07:54] Kaoru**
* Hmph. That's the least you deserve*
* for wounding a maiden's heart.*
**[07:58] Kaoru**
*Go ahead. Feel awkward.*
**[08:00] Abilly**
Wow, that looks great on you!
**[08:03] Kaoru**
Abilly!
**[08:08] Kaoru**
Thank you for giving me this
beautiful dress to wear today.
**[08:11] Abilly**
Please! I could barely do anything at all!
**[08:14] Abilly**
By the way, where did those
accessories come from?
**[08:17] Abilly**
I didn't prepare any, since you didn't ask...
**[08:20] Kaoru**
What?
**[08:21] Abilly**
Look around. All the women are
staring at you with obvious envy.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Come forth, potion!
**[08:31] Kaoru**
* The potions I create appear in*
* whatever container I imagine.*
**[08:36] Kaoru**
*Oops. Did I go too far?*
**[08:40] Kaoru**
Who are those people?
**[08:42] Abilly**
Oh, that's the ceremonial presentation
of marriage proposals.
**[08:46] Abilly**
All the ladies who wish to be considered
**[08:49] Abilly**
as marriage candidates for
the eldest son, Cedric,
**[08:51] Abilly**
are waiting their turn to greet him.
**[08:55] Abilly**
They give him a gift, just like that,
**[08:57] Abilly**
to get him to remember their names and faces.
**[09:00] Kaoru**
I'm going over there for a bit.
**[09:03] Asil**
Kaoru?!
**[09:04] Kaoru**
* Change of plans! This is*
* where I take the plunge!*
**[09:08] Kaoru**
* The Eyes of the Goddess get*
* me all kinds of information,*
**[09:12] Kaoru**
* from rumors in town to*
* nobles' internal affairs.*
**[09:15] Kaoru**
*If I recall...*
**[09:17] Kaoru**
*There it is!*
**[09:19] Kaoru**
*Viscount Leotar's eldest son, Cedric...*
**[09:27] Kaoru**
Thank you for inviting me here today.
**[09:31] Cedric**
Aren't you my youngest brother's...
**[09:33] Kaoru**
Yes, I'm his friend.
**[09:36] Kaoru**
Right?
**[09:37] Asil**
Oh... yeah.
**[09:38] Kaoru**
I'd like to give you a
little gift as a greeting.
**[09:44] Kaoru**
Could you call your servant,
Calvin, out here?
**[09:49] Cedric**
Why?
**[09:51] Kaoru**
I've heard that Calvin
once served as your guard.
**[09:55] Kaoru**
But then, during a hunt,
**[09:57] Kaoru**
he was badly injured protecting
you from a gray bear's attack.
**[10:02] Cedric**
Yes... My reckless actions got Calvin hurt.
**[10:07] Cedric**
And he used to live for the sword...
**[10:10] Kaoru**
Calvin, would you come over here, please?
**[10:17] Cedric**
Come.
**[10:26] Kaoru**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[10:28] Kaoru**
As you've just heard, Calvin here
**[10:31] Kaoru**
is a loyal man who risked
himself to protect his master.
**[10:35] Kaoru**
And out of gratitude for his loyalty,
**[10:38] Kaoru**
Master Cedric kept him at his
side, despite his disability.
**[10:41] Kaoru**
Any who believe these two men of righteous
heart deserve the goddess's blessing,
**[10:47] Kaoru**
please raise your hand.
**[10:53] Kaoru**
Now, with your hands facing
this way, make this wish:
**[10:57] Kaoru**
May the goddess Celestine's
blessing be with them!
**[11:16] Kaoru**
Here. Drink this.
**[11:39] Calvin**
My leg... It moves!
**[11:42] Calvin**
I can move it!
**[11:44] Cedric**
Calvin...
**[11:45] Calvin**
Master Cedric... L-Look!
**[11:48] Calvin**
See?! I can move it!
**[11:51] Cedric**
Calvin!
**[11:52] Calvin**
Master Cedric...
**[11:54] Calvin**
Now... I can serve as your guard again.
**[12:00] Cedric**
Yes... Calvin!
**[12:03] GuestA**
I-It's a miracle!
**[12:05] GuestB**
It truly is the goddess's blessing!
**[12:07] Asil**
Kaoru... Who in the world *are* you?
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore, Temple in the Royal Capital Grua
**[12:16] Salazan**
You say an angel of the goddess
appeared at this party?
**[12:21] Subordinate**
Yes.
**[12:22] Subordinate**
Her hair and eyes aren't the same color,
**[12:25] Subordinate**
but it's possible she is the girl said
to periodically appear in the slums
**[12:29] Subordinate**
and grant blessings to people.
**[12:30] Salazan**
Identify this girl at once.
**[12:34] Salazan**
I don't care how you do it. Move!
**[12:36] Subordinate**
Yes, sir.
**[12:40] Salazan**
It's already been 53 years since the last
time the goddess descended to our realm.
**[12:45] Salazan**
The people desire a miracle.
**[12:48] Salazan**
If we can corral this girl
here at our temple...
***SIGN*** Meyer Workshop
**[12:57] Asil**
K-Kaoru?!
**[12:59] Asil**
What are you doing here?
**[13:01] Kaoru**
What do you mean? I'm a
live-in helper, remember?
**[13:05] Kaoru**
Would you like to join us for breakfast?
**[13:07] Asil**
W-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[13:11] Asil**
I've had it really rough
since then, you know.
**[13:14] Asil**
Kaoru, what the heck was that
thing you used to heal Calvin?
**[13:17] Kaoru**
Oh, it's a power I received from the goddess.
**[13:21] Kaoru**
I can make potions that heal people.
**[13:24] Asil**
Potions... that heal people? But... how?
**[13:28] Kaoru**
I'm a friend of the goddess.
**[13:30] Asil**
Huh?
**[13:32] Cedric**
Asil! Asil, are you there?!
**[13:38] Asil**
Th-This is...
**[13:40] Cedric**
A summons from the royal family.
**[13:42] Cedric**
A royal messenger came to our
house early this morning.
**[13:45] Cedric**
Kaoru, this is an order for you.
**[13:48] Cedric**
A direct order from the king to
appear at the castle tomorrow.
**[13:54] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[13:55] Cedric**
He must have heard what happened last night.
**[13:58] Kaoru**
*That was fast...*
**[13:59] Kaoru**
*A lot faster than I expected!*
**[14:01] Kaoru**
* Next-day service? What is this*
* country's royal family, Ama***?!*
**[14:06] Kaoru**
All right. I'll be there.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
Kingdom of Balmore, Castle
**[14:10] Serge**
She's late! Too late!
**[14:13] Serge**
We should have sent a carriage for her.
**[14:15] Roland**
Don't be so impatient, Serge.
**[14:17] Roland**
The angel herself requested that we
send no pick-up or accompaniment.
**[14:23] Roland**
The angel has already blessed the royal
family through the knight Francette.
**[14:28] Roland**
I'm sure she'll—
**[14:29] Guard**
Your Majesty, Viscount Leotar has requested
**[14:32] Guard**
an urgent audience regarding
your meeting with the girl.
**[14:35] Roland**
Let him in!
**[14:37] Leotar**
And that is what I know.
**[14:39] Roland**
So you're saying the girl
definitely came to the castle?
**[14:43] Leotar**
Yes, but through the back
gate used by commoners,
**[14:47] Leotar**
and wearing a commoner's attire.
**[14:49] Serge**
Why would she do that?
**[14:51] Leotar**
Well, about that...
**[14:54] Asil**
You came back without even seeing him?! Why?!
**[14:58] Kaoru**
What was I supposed to do? The guard
at the back gate wouldn't let me in.
**[15:03] Asil**
That can't be right...
**[15:05] Kaoru**
I live in this kingdom as a commoner.
**[15:09] Kaoru**
So I thought I should see the
king dressed just like this.
**[15:13] Asil**
Wait, you went to the castle in that?!
**[15:17] Kaoru**
Yes. I tried going in through the
back gate reserved for commoners...
**[15:23] Kaoru**
*Of course, I knew they'd stop me.*
**[15:26] Kaoru**
* I took advantage of that to make*
* sure they'd never summon me again.*
**[15:32] (Flashback) Guard**
That's not happening, little girl.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Kaoru**
But I was ordered to come
see him this morning.
**[15:38] (Flashback) Guard**
Listen, kid. We commoners can't get into
the castle without a permission form,
**[15:42] (Flashback) Guard**
much less get an audience with the king!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Kaoru**
What should I do? This is a problem.
**[15:48] (Flashback) Guard**
But hey, I'm willing to let you
inside for the right price.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Kaoru**
But I don't have any money.
**[15:56] (Flashback) Guard**
Well, then, you can give me something else.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Guard**
Like maybe your...
**[16:03] (Flashback) Kaoru**
No! I can't do that!
**[16:06] (Flashback) Guard**
Come on, it's not that big a—
**[16:09] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Please spare me!
**[16:10] (Flashback) Kaoru**
I'll never think about getting
into the castle again!
**[16:13] (Flashback) Kaoru**
And I'll never listen to the orders of
the king or anyone else of high rank!
**[16:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**
While in this kingdom, I will
only live as I deem fit!
**[16:22] (Flashback) Kaoru**
I swear to the goddess!
**[16:24] (Flashback) Guard**
Hey, now, there's no need to go that far...
**[16:26] Kaoru**
* Going that far is precisely*
* what gives my words meaning,*
**[16:29] Kaoru**
*you sexual-harassing guard!*
**[16:31] Serge**
So, she made a vow to the goddess...
**[16:33] Serge**
and that's why she can't meet us?
**[16:35] Leotar**
Yes, I'm sorry to say.
**[16:38] Serge**
How could this be?
**[16:39] Serge**
We can't call her to the castle
or even give her orders?
**[16:43] Kaoru**
* Yes, in this world, a vow*
* to the goddess is absolute.*
**[16:48] Kaoru**
*Not even royalty can overturn it.*
**[16:52] (Flashback) Kaoru**
And that's why I won't
be going to the temple.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Salazan**
B-Blasphemy! You refuse to obey
an order from the holy temple?!
**[16:59] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Yes. As I just said, a vow
to the goddess is absolute.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Besides, I'm not a citizen of this kingdom,
**[17:09] (Flashback) Kaoru**
so I don't think I'm obligated to obey the
orders of someone from a kingdom temple.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Kaoru**
So please leave now,
Mister Important Bishop Man.
**[17:18] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Would you mind stepping aside?
You're in my way.
**[17:22] (Flashback) Salazan**
H-Have you no fear of divine punishment?!
**[17:25] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Divine punishment? Oh, you mean...
***SIGN*** Something Like Nitroglycerin
**[17:37] (Flashback) Kaoru**
...something like *that*?
**[17:39] Kaoru**
* Divine punishment was dealt to the*
* clergyman who messed with the angel.*
**[17:43] Kaoru**
*That fact quickly made its way to the castle.*
**[17:47] Kaoru**
*And then the fighting began...*
**[17:50] Leotar**
I'm bringing Kaoru to my home,
where she will meet the king!
**[17:55] Sherra**
No, no! The angel will be brought to
the temple to speak with the bishop!
**[18:02] Kaoru**
That's enough!
**[18:04] Leotar**
Kaoru!
**[18:05] Sherra**
Angel!
**[18:08] Kaoru**
*In the end, to stop the fighting,*
**[18:11] Kaoru**
*the royal family*
**[18:12] Kaoru**
*and the temple*
**[18:14] Kaoru**
* both agreed to send representatives*
* for a public inquiry.*
**[18:20] Kaoru**
We will now begin our
question-and-answer session.
**[18:24] Kaoru**
I have a question for all of you first.
**[18:26] Kaoru**
I'm just a commoner.
**[18:28] Kaoru**
Why did both of you want an audience with me?
**[18:32] Serge**
I think it's obvious that the king
would want to meet the angel.
**[18:36] Kaoru**
Really? Why?
**[18:38] Kaoru**
Even if I went to the castle,
I'd have nothing to say,
**[18:41] Kaoru**
nor anything to do there.
**[18:43] Serge**
Huh? W-Well... don't you have some divine
message or blessing from the goddess?
**[18:49] Kaoru**
No, I don't.
**[18:52] Roland**
But you granted a blessing to
me through the knight Francette.
**[18:57] Roland**
And that's not all.
You've saved people in the capital.
**[19:01] Kaoru**
* Oh, right. This is the guy that*
* woman knight gave the potion to.*
**[19:05] Kaoru**
*That's why the castle responded so quickly.*
**[19:08] Roland**
Did you not come to this kingdom to bless it?
**[19:12] Kaoru**
Huh? No, not at all.
**[19:15] Kaoru**
I came to this kingdom purely by coincidence,
**[19:18] Kaoru**
and I wouldn't specifically support
just one country for no reason.
**[19:22] Kaoru**
Besides...
**[19:23] Kaoru**
Excluding people that Celes takes a
particular liking to or interest in,
**[19:28] Kaoru**
she wouldn't do something as laudable as
interfering in individual people's lives.
**[19:34] Kaoru**
Plus, I've already sworn that
I wouldn't enter the castle.
**[19:39] Sherra**
Then you really should come to our temple!
**[19:42] Sherra**
At the goddess's side is exactly
where an angel belongs!
**[19:47] Kaoru**
No, I have no business
with the temple, either.
**[19:50] Sherra**
B-But as a fellow follower
of the goddess Celestine,
**[19:54] Sherra**
if you would pray for the people
at the temple with all of us...
**[19:59] Kaoru**
Huh? I'm not a follower of Celes.
**[20:03] Sherra/Salazan**
Huh?
**[20:04] Serge/Roland**
Huh?
**[20:05] Abilly**
Huh?
**[20:06] Kids**
Huh?
**[20:06] All**
What?!
**[20:09] Kaoru**
In my homeland, gods dwell in
the seas, mountains, rivers...
**[20:12] Kaoru**
In all things that bring
blessings to the people.
**[20:16] Kaoru**
That's the mainstream belief.
**[20:18] Kaoru**
The goddess Celestine is
just one of many gods.
**[20:21] Kaoru**
That's how I perceive her.
**[20:23] Salazan**
Th-Then what is your
relationship to the goddess?
**[20:28] Kaoru**
I'm just her friend.
**[20:31] Kaoru**
Oh, and you all keep calling me an angel,
**[20:36] Kaoru**
but it's not like I'm Celes's
errand girl or anything.
**[20:40] Kaoru**
We're friends who see each other as equals.
**[20:42] Kaoru**
I'll continue to grant the goddess's
blessing to those with righteous hearts,
**[20:47] Kaoru**
but I'm doing that of my own will.
**[20:50] Kaoru**
That's the vow I swore to the goddess.
**[20:53] Kaoru**
So if anyone tried to use their authority
or violence to force me to do anything...
**[21:01] Kaoru**
Divine punishment would await them.
**[21:06] Kaoru**
*I can't say it all went according to plan,*
**[21:09] Kaoru**
* but now neither the royal family*
* nor the temple can touch me.*
**[21:13] Kaoru**
* I'll be able to keep doing my*
* work with the Eyes of the Goddess,*
**[21:17] Kaoru**
*and I have friends I can rely on.*
**[21:21] Kaoru**
Excuse me, Priestess,
but can I ask one question?
**[21:24] Sherra**
Yes?
**[21:26] Kaoru**
Why does that statue of the goddess
**[21:29] Kaoru**
have such an ample chest?
**[21:31] Sherra**
What?
**[21:33] Kaoru**
The real goddess looks more...
well, like me, really.
**[21:38] Kaoru**
Ow!
**[21:39] Kaoru**
Celes! Not so rough!
**[21:41] Kaoru**
All I did was tell the truth!
**[21:49] Roland**
That's definitely divine punishment!
**[21:51] Roland**
I can see that you and the goddess
see each other as equals!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** "I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business!"
# E5 - I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZX4DD/ill-use-the-goddesss-potions-to-do-business)
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**[00:02] Kaoru**
*Ah, it's so peaceful!*
**[00:06] Kaoru**
*After that public inquiry,*
**[00:08] Kaoru**
* both the royal family and the*
* temple stopped bothering me.*
**[00:13] Man**
Hey there, Kaoru. Looking full
of life today, as always.
**[00:16] Woman**
Here's extra on the house.
**[00:18] Kaoru**
*All the people in town and at the workshop*
**[00:21] Kaoru**
*treat me the same as they always have.*
**[00:23] Man**
Here ya go. Freshly cooked.
**[00:25] Kaoru**
Thank you!
**[00:27] Kaoru**
*Kaoru is just Kaoru,*
**[00:29] Kaoru**
* an ordinary girl who happens*
* to be in the goddess's favor.*
**[00:35] Kaoru**
* Or... I guess being Celestine's friend and*
* having an OP skill means I'm not ordinary at all!*
**[00:45] Kaoru**
* Anyway, now that things*
* have finally settled down,*
**[00:48] Kaoru**
* I'd like to start helping lots*
* more people with my potions.*
**[00:53] Kaoru**
* But there's only so much*
* the kids and I can do alone.*
**[00:58] Kaoru**
* I'd really like to have an*
* influential ally that I can trust.*
**[01:15] Francette**
Oh! My goddess!
**[01:17] Kaoru**
*What long-lived manga is this?!*
**[01:20] Francette**
I-It's me, the knight Francette!
**[01:23] Kaoru**
Francette?
**[01:25] Francette**
We met in the forest some time ago!
**[01:28] Francette**
You gave me the goddess tears!
**[01:31] Kaoru**
Oh! The woman knight... Wait...
**[01:34] Kaoru**
What?!
***SIGN*** I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business!
**[03:10] Francette**
So that's the story.
**[03:11] Francette**
I look like this now thanks to
the goddess tears you gave me.
**[03:15] Francette**
I really don't know how to thank you!
**[03:18] Kaoru**
I've got the gist of how
things led to this point...
**[03:21] Kaoru**
But I can't believe you
actually changed this much.
**[03:27] Kaoru**
Leave it to the mysterious workmanship
of a higher being akin to a god.
**[03:32] Francette**
Huh?
**[03:33] Kaoru**
Oh, just talking to myself.
**[03:34] Francette**
Uh-huh...
**[03:36] Kaoru**
* That aside, she seems sincere,*
* her eyes are intelligent,*
**[03:41] Kaoru**
* and to top it all off, she serves*
* a count's household.*
**[03:44] Kaoru**
*This might be perfect.*
**[03:46] Kaoru**
Dame Francette, I'd like
to ask a favor of you.
**[03:50] Kaoru**
Would it be possible for me to secretly
make contact with the count you serve?
**[03:55] Francette**
Y-Yes! Right away, if the
goddess herself wishes it!
**[04:00] Kaoru**
That'd be great.
**[04:01] Francette**
Except...
**[04:03] Francette**
I left the count's household and now
serve as a guard for someone else.
**[04:09] Kaoru**
Someone else?
**[04:12] Kaoru**
*That's "someone else"?!*
**[04:14] Kaoru**
*The king's brother, Roland.*
**[04:17] Kaoru**
* Right after I said in public that I wouldn't*
* bend to the will of royalty or the temple...*
**[04:22] Kaoru**
* This could be trouble...*
* not to mention awkward.*
**[04:28] Roland**
M-My reason for coming here today
**[04:31] Roland**
is not to force you to do anything.
**[04:34] Roland**
But if the one Fran and I owe
so much to wants a favor,
**[04:38] Roland**
I'm happy to help grant it.
**[04:40] Roland**
That's all.
**[04:42] Roland**
Given our positions, I will
have to inform Serge of this,
**[04:45] Roland**
but I will let no one
else know. Please trust me.
**[04:49] Francette**
Prince Roland is not the
sort of man who would lie.
**[04:54] Kaoru**
* Right... Well, having the king's brother*
* among this group might work in my favor.*
**[05:00] Kaoru**
* He seems like he'd try to shut out*
* anyone trying to start trouble,*
**[05:04] Kaoru**
*like nobles... or nobles... or nobles.*
**[05:08] Kaoru**
Very well.
**[05:09] Kaoru**
Count Adan...
**[05:11] Kaoru**
Abilly...
**[05:13] Kaoru**
Prince Roland...
**[05:15] Kaoru**
Francette...
**[05:17] Kaoru**
And myself.
**[05:18] Kaoru**
These will be the members
of our secret organization.
**[05:22] Kaoru**
From now on, no calling
me "goddess" or "angel."
**[05:26] Kaoru**
Just call me by my name.
**[05:30] Kaoru**
Now...
**[05:31] Kaoru**
It's conspiracy time!
***SIGN*** Meyer Workshop
**[05:35] Bardot**
Wow...
**[05:37] Bardot**
Would you look at that?
**[05:39] Bardot**
Never thought I'd see you guys cleaning.
**[05:42] Asil**
Thanks to Kaoru, we can
at least manage this mu—
**[05:46] Brian**
Exactly. Kaoru's scary
when she's mad... uh...
**[05:49] Carlos**
I actually put the socks I've been
wearing for a week in the wash now.
**[05:54] Alban**
Three days for the underwear!
**[05:56] Bardot**
Change those every day.
**[05:59] Fernand**
Is anyone there?
**[06:00] Bardot**
Yes, welco—
**[06:05] Adan**
Now, when you say "conspiracy"...
**[06:08] Kaoru**
I mean the sale of healing potions.
**[06:10] Francette**
Are "potions" like the ones you gave us?
**[06:14] Abilly**
And the one that cured my daughter's illness?
**[06:16] Kaoru**
Yes.
**[06:17] Kaoru**
But first, I want to ask a favor.
**[06:20] Kaoru**
As you've probably heard from Francette,
**[06:22] Kaoru**
it's true that I'm a friend
of the goddess Celestine.
**[06:26] Kaoru**
But right now, I'm enjoying
life in this world as a human.
**[06:31] Francette**
Then... the story of you being
a goddess from another world...
**[06:35] Kaoru**
Yes. I'd like you to keep it secret.
**[06:38] Kaoru**
Please just say I'm an ordinary human
who's borrowed a bit of healing power.
**[06:45] Ada/Abilly**
Got it.
**[06:45] Roland**
Very well.
**[06:45] Francette**
All right.
**[06:47] Kaoru**
I have no intention of backing
any one group over another.
**[06:50] Kaoru**
That said, I do want to spread
blessings as widely as I can,
**[06:55] Kaoru**
so I'd like your help...
**[06:57] Kaoru**
with selling healing potions.
**[06:59] Kaoru**
Its effects are quite weaker and more
limited than those of the goddess tears,
**[07:04] Kaoru**
but to make up for that,
I'll sell it cheaper.
**[07:07] Kaoru**
I want common folks who are sick,
**[07:09] Kaoru**
as well as injured hunters and soldiers,
to use them without worry.
**[07:14] Kaoru**
Also, its effects disappear if
it's not used within five days.
**[07:17] Kaoru**
This prevents stockpiling and wartime use.
**[07:20] Kaoru**
So I did put a few limitations on it...
**[07:23] Adan**
No, it's still absolutely splendid!
**[07:26] Adan**
Even if the people can't directly
receive the goddess's blessing,
**[07:29] Adan**
this will at least give so many of them
a chance to experience even a drop of it!
**[07:34] Roland**
And it's absolutely correct
to prevent wartime usage.
**[07:38] Roland**
The Empire of Aligot, a military state,
is just over the mountains to our west.
**[07:43] Francette**
If it loses its effect in five days,
**[07:44] Francette**
it would never get to the
Empire of Aligot in time.
**[07:47] Abilly**
You can count on the Abilly Company
for your sales channel!
**[07:50] Kaoru**
Thank you.
**[07:51] Adan**
Goddess—I mean, Kaoru, helping
you is worthwhile to all of us.
**[07:56] Abilly**
That's right! It's an honor
to be on your team, Kaoru!
**[08:01] Francette**
Say, why don't we come up
with a name for this group?
**[08:05] Francette**
How about "Goddess Light"?
**[08:08] Kaoru**
Huh? Really, you don't have to give all
the things I do such overblown names...
**[08:12] Hector/Eunice**
We like it!
**[08:14] Roland**
It sounds good to me.
**[08:15] Abilly**
Fantastic!
**[08:16] Adan**
The majority has spoken.
"Goddess Light" it is!
**[08:20] Kaoru**
I've been overruled.
**[08:22] Hector**
And secret organizations
always have a password!
**[08:25] Kaoru**
Huh?!
**[08:25] Hector**
Like, I say "po," and you say "tion"!
**[08:27] Eunice**
Or "Three cheers for the goddess"!
**[08:29] Adan/Abilly**
Good idea!
**[08:30] Kaoru**
Please don't! Not that!
**[08:32] Francette**
"Goddess of hanging eyes," maybe?
**[08:34] Roland**
I think you're going for "flat chest."
**[08:37] Kaoru**
Did you two just say something?!
**[08:41] Kaoru**
That conspiratorial meeting sure was fun.
**[08:44] Kaoru**
And we made Eyes of the Goddess
an auxiliary organization.
**[08:47] Kaoru**
Pretty soon, I should be
able to pay all those kids.
**[08:50] Kaoru**
Everything's going great!
**[08:52] Asil**
Kaoru!
**[08:55] Kaoru**
Oh, Asil. What is it?
**[08:57] Asil**
Someone's asking for you!
**[08:59] Kaoru**
A representative from the temple again?
**[09:01] Kaoru**
Just go ahead and turn them down.
**[09:03] Asil**
Actually, he's saying you
came from his country,
**[09:06] Asil**
and he's insisting on seeing you!
**[09:09] Kaoru**
His country? It couldn't be...
**[09:12] Fernand**
At last... At last, I'll see Kaoru!
**[09:15] Allan**
Can you believe she was in the
Kingdom of Balmore all this time?
**[09:18] Allan**
And she apparently took on both the
royal family and the temple, and won.
**[09:22] Fernand**
That must make it even more difficult
for her to remain in Balmore.
**[09:25] Fernand**
I will take Kaoru back to the Kingdom
of Brancott, no matter what!
**[09:29] Fabio**
Fernand, try not to come off as too
overbearing right from the start.
**[09:32] Fabio**
Start with an apology, and keep
your interactions friendly.
**[09:36] Fernand**
I know.
**[09:40] Fernand**
Kaoru!
**[09:45] Kaoru**
Kaoru, your injury has healed?
**[09:48] Kaoru**
Hm?
**[09:50] Kaoru**
Oh! You must be...
**[09:52] Kaoru**
acquainted with my little sister, then!
**[09:55] Fabio/Allan**
Huh?
**[09:56] Fernand**
Huh?
**[09:57] Kaoru**
My name is Alpha Kaoru Nagase.
***SIGN*** Alpha Kaoru Nagase
**[10:01] Kaoru**
I heard about you from
my sister, Milpha Kaoru Nagase.
***SIGN*** Milpha Kaoru Nagase
***SIGN*** Older Sister
***SIGN*** Younger
Sister
**[10:05] Fabio/Allan/Fernand**
What?!
**[10:07] Kaoru**
Oh, she didn't tell you about me?
**[10:11] Kaoru**
We parted ways as soon as we got out
of the country to escape our pursuers.
**[10:16] Kaoru**
Is she doing well?
**[10:18] Fernand**
Er... I, uh...
**[10:20] Fernand**
* I can't tell her she got*
* injured and went missing!*
**[10:24] Kaoru**
Wait, don't tell me...
**[10:26] Kaoru**
Are either you... or you...
**[10:28] Kaoru**
the man in my sister's life?
**[10:31] Fernand**
Why one of these two?!
**[10:33] Kaoru**
Well, because they're her type.
**[10:36] Kaoru**
An intelligent, sincere-looking man...
**[10:39] Kaoru**
or a reliable-looking man
who seems fun to be with.
**[10:43] Kaoru**
And you both look like you
would age so gracefully.
**[10:48] Fabio**
Intelligent and sincere...
**[10:51] Allan**
Reliable and fun to be with...
**[10:53] Fernand**
Wh-What about me?!
**[10:55] Kaoru**
O-Oh...
**[10:57] Kaoru**
Flashy men,
***SIGN*** Flashy Man
**[10:58] Kaoru**
selfish and conceited men,
***SIGN*** Selfish, Conceited Man
**[11:00] Kaoru**
and men who don't look like they'll age well
***SIGN*** Man Who Doesn't Look Like He'll Age Well
**[11:03] Kaoru**
are the types she hates the most.
***SIGN*** Hates the Most
**[11:07] Allan**
U-Um, would you like to come back
to the Kingdom of Brancott, as well?
**[11:11] Allan**
You could live with your sister.
**[11:13] Kaoru**
I can't do that.
**[11:15] Kaoru**
As you may know, I have the power to heal,
**[11:19] Kaoru**
and my sister has remarkable
intellect and talent.
**[11:23] Kaoru**
That's exactly why we were being chased.
**[11:27] Kaoru**
If we were both in the same country,
**[11:29] Kaoru**
it would throw off the balance between
nations and give rise to conflicts.
**[11:33] Kaoru**
I don't want to have to run away again.
**[11:36] Kaoru**
Sob, sob...
**[11:36] Fernand**
N-Not to worry.
**[11:37] Fernand**
I'll make sure nothing like that happens.
**[11:40] Fernand**
For now, just come back with me to—
**[11:42] Bardot/Carlos/Alban/Brian**
Stop right there!
**[11:44] Bardot**
Kaoru is our helper, and she's
very important to us!
**[11:47] Bardot**
I don't care if you're the neighbor
kingdom's prince! You can't have her!
**[11:49] Asil**
If you want to take Kaoru back
with you, you'll have to beat us first!
**[11:53] Asil**
Even though I have zero muscle!
**[11:55] Brian**
Even though this is as
far as my body will bend!
**[11:59] Carlos**
Even though I haven't changed my socks!
**[12:00] Alban**
Even though I haven't changed my underwear!
**[12:02] Fernand**
Wha... No, I'm taking Kaoru to...
**[12:06] Kaoru**
So on that note, thank you so
much for stopping by today.
**[12:11] Kaoru**
Do give my regards to my sister, won't you?
**[12:16] Fabio**
Let's go.
**[12:17] Allan**
Sorry for bothering you!
**[12:21] Allan**
Hey, you really think that was her sister?
**[12:24] Fabio**
Even if that girl was Kaoru
herself and not a sister,
**[12:28] Fabio**
two things are clear now.
**[12:30] Fabio**
One: Kaoru has no intention of
returning to the Kingdom of Brancott.
**[12:34] Fabio**
Two: Kaoru has no interest
in Fernand whatsoever.
**[12:39] Fernand**
N-No...
**[12:41] Fernand**
I won't give up on Kaoru!
**[12:44] Kaoru**
Whew, what a relief!
**[12:47] Kaoru**
I doubt they'll every try to pester me again.
**[12:49] Asil**
I wasn't sure how that was gonna end.
**[12:51] Bardot**
But you know, I didn't realize
you had a younger sister.
**[12:56] Kaoru**
Oh...
**[12:58] Kaoru**
That was a lie, of course.
**[13:01] Five**
Of course it was...
***SIGN*** Holy Land of Rueda, Grand Temple
**[13:05] Pope**
What?!
**[13:06] Pope**
No one is able to summon the angel girl?!
***SIGN*** Correct. Both the royal family and the temple gave the same answer.
**[13:14] Pope**
Blast that Kingdom of Balmore!
**[13:16] Pope**
How dare they reject a demand
from the Holy Land of Rueda!
**[13:20] Pope**
This is the very nation
where the goddess Celestine
**[13:23] Pope**
descended long ago and saved the people.
**[13:25] Pope**
It is a religious state of
ancient and honorable origin!
**[13:28] Pope**
But 53 years without a glimpse
of the goddess is far too long.
**[13:33] Pope**
Fewer pilgrims from other
nations visit here now,
**[13:35] Pope**
and our power as a nation
is steadily declining.
**[13:38] Pope**
The goddess's miracles
**[13:40] Pope**
should only be bestowed upon
the Holy Land of Rueda!
***SIGN*** Abilly Company
**[13:48] Kaoru**
Abilly!
**[13:49] Kaoru**
I brought the additional
healing potions I made.
**[13:52] Abilly**
Good work, Kaoru.
**[13:54] Abilly**
Could I trouble you for about 100 more boxes?
**[13:56] Abilly**
The orders just keep coming in!
**[14:00] Kaoru**
Can you get us a fast horse, please?
**[14:02] Kaoru**
I want to be able to deliver
them to people who can't travel.
**[14:06] Abilly**
Understood.
**[14:07] Abilly**
Within four days, we'll be able to deliver
just about anywhere in the kingdom.
**[14:11] Adan**
What should we do to
prevent illicit reselling?
**[14:14] Kaoru**
Let's say that if anyone
is ever caught doing so,
**[14:17] Kaoru**
the offenders and their families, relatives,
friends, and everyone associated with them
**[14:21] Kaoru**
will all lose their right to
receive any of our potions again.
**[14:25] Roland**
With fewer sick and injured people,
**[14:27] Roland**
production is on the rise!
**[14:29] Roland**
The space needed to house patients,
**[14:32] Roland**
the budget and personnel
allotted to the medicines...
**[14:34] Roland**
We'll be able to scale them all way back!
**[14:36] Kaoru**
We can't do that.
**[14:38] Kaoru**
What if something happened to me and
I couldn't make potions anymore?
**[14:43] Kaoru**
We can't cut corners on the procurement
of spare medical supplies
**[14:45] Kaoru**
or the advancement of medical technology.
**[14:48] Kaoru**
Be sure to tell the king that, too!
**[14:52] Roland**
A-All right...
**[14:54] Kaoru**
Let's expand our market to
the neighboring countries.
**[14:57] Kaoru**
To the Kingdom of Brancott and
the Kingdom of Aseed, too.
**[15:00] Kaoru**
This kingdom has always had deep
ties with the Kingdom of Aseed
**[15:03] Kaoru**
in mutual opposition to the
Empire of Aligot, right?
**[15:06] Abilly**
With the Abilly Company's
distribution network, you're all set!
**[15:09] Kaoru**
I'll increase production even more.
**[15:12] Francette**
Speaking of the Kingdom of Brancott,
**[15:14] Francette**
were you aware that its first prince
sneaked into our kingdom the other day?
**[15:18] Roland**
Yes, Kaoru told me.
**[15:21] Roland**
One misstep, and that could have
been a major diplomatic issue...
**[15:25] Francette**
I don't think it would have been a problem,
**[15:28] Francette**
since our kingdoms are friendly, but...
**[15:30] Roland**
Right.
**[15:32] Roland**
At any rate, nothing beats peace.
***SIGN*** The Military Empire of Aligot
**[15:38] Emperor**
A healing medicine whose
effects last only five days?
**[15:40] Emperor**
It sounds as if they deliberately planned
this to keep it out of our hands.
**[15:45] Emperor**
How dare they?!
**[15:47] Emperor**
Well, no matter.
**[15:48] Emperor**
We simply need to make it
here in the empire ourselves.
**[15:51] Emperor**
Then we can use all we need in war,
**[15:54] Emperor**
and we will be guaranteed complete
supremacy over the other nations!
**[15:57] Chancellor**
Invade the Kingdom of Balmore!
**[16:00] Chancellor**
We must get our hands on the angel girl!
**[16:02] Soldiers**
Yes, sir!
**[16:07] Emil**
Wow! What a big house!
**[16:09] Belle**
It even has a yard!
**[16:11] Kaoru**
Starting today, this is your house, guys.
**[16:14] Emil**
What? Really?
**[16:15] Kaoru**
Of course.
**[16:16] Kaoru**
You do all kinds of work for
me in Eyes of the Goddess.
**[16:20] Kaoru**
And I'll be needing you all to
start doing regular work, too.
**[16:24] Kaoru**
We're going to be busy.
**[16:25] Kids**
Okay!
**[16:29] Kaoru**
I'd like you to make this.
**[16:31] Asil**
Sure, but what are you going to use it for?
**[16:46] Emil**
Welcome! Step right up! Tasty stuff here!
**[16:49] Belle**
Thank you for waiting!
**[16:57] Guy**
This is good!
**[16:59] Asil**
I never would've guessed it'd be used
for making delicious food like this!
**[17:03] Kaoru**
You need to be able to calculate change, too.
**[17:06] Kaoru**
I'm gonna drive all the
business skills into you!
**[17:08] Kids**
Please do!
**[17:09] Kaoru**
Ahem.
**[17:11] Kaoru**
Repeat after me!
**[17:13] Kaoru**
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
**[17:16] Kids**
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
**[17:19] Kaoru**
Don't trust anyone who says,
**[17:22] Kaoru**
"Hey, just between us," and blabs
other people's secrets!
**[17:25] Kids**
Don't trust anyone who says,
**[17:28] Kids**
"Hey, just between us," and blabs
other people's secrets!
**[17:36] Father**
A-Are you...
**[17:39] Kaoru**
Give the child these tears of the goddess.
**[17:42] Mother**
I don't know who you are,
but thank you so much!
**[17:48] Kaoru**
They didn't recognize me.
**[18:02] Kaoru**
Isn't that yesterday's...
**[18:04] Emil**
She has no idea that everyone knew.
**[18:07] Belle**
Looks like it.
**[18:12] Kaoru**
*This is going perfectly!*
**[18:14] Kaoru**
*I'm really getting closer to my ideal.*
**[18:17] Kaoru**
* A safe, worry-free life in another*
* world where I can freely help people!*
**[18:21] Kaoru**
*All that's left is to find a husband...*
**[18:25] General**
Your Majesty! The Empire is on the move!
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore, Castle
**[18:27] Serge**
What?! So they're finally taking action, huh?
**[18:30] Serge**
Well? Which direction are they invading from?
**[18:32] Serge**
Through the Kingdom of Aseed,
or via the Holy Land of Rueda?
**[18:36] General**
A-Actually...
**[18:38] General**
They're crossing the mountains
to enter this kingdom directly!
**[18:42] Serge**
What?!
**[18:45] MinisterA**
They have 30,000 men,
**[18:46] MinisterA**
but nearly 10,000 of them
are transport personnel.
**[18:50] MinisterB**
A force of 20,000, and no mounted cavalry?
**[18:53] MinisterC**
If they're crossing the mountains,
**[18:54] MinisterC**
it will take a long time
to get that many men here.
**[18:58] Serge**
How many men can we spare to counterattack?
**[19:00] MinisterD**
Forty thousand.
**[19:02] MinisterD**
And since we're in our own home territory,
**[19:04] MinisterD**
we have the advantage in
terms of supplies, as well.
**[19:05] MinisterD**
And unlike the enemy, we can use carriages.
**[19:08] Roland**
We have an overwhelming advantage...
**[19:11] Roland**
But something doesn't feel right.
**[19:14] Officer**
Message!
**[19:14] Officer**
Imperial forces invading from our
border with the Holy Land of Rueda!
**[19:18] Officer**
They number approximately 20,000!
**[19:19] Serge**
What?!
**[19:20] Serge**
Why?!
**[19:21] Serge**
The Holy Land of Rueda is a
neutral nation! What's going on?!
**[19:27] MinisterB**
Emissaries from the Holy Land
of Rueda have arrived.
**[19:30] MinisterB**
They say they wish to assume custody
of the girl who has the goddess's favor
**[19:33] MinisterB**
and remove her from this city
before it becomes a battlefield.
**[19:37] Serge**
Should we refuse and turn them away?
**[19:41] Roland**
No.
**[19:42] Roland**
Let them meet with Kaoru.
***SIGN*** Ah! Angel!
***SIGN*** It is an honor to meet you!
**[19:51] Kaoru**
I'm not Celes's errand girl
or anything, you know.
***SIGN*** No, no!
***SIGN*** The one who conveys the words of the goddess Celestine
***SIGN*** is the goddess's angel!
***SIGN*** The Empire of Aligot is advancing upon the Kingdom of Balmore.
***SIGN*** We would like you to come with us to the Holy Land of Rueda
***SIGN*** so that we may protect you.
**[20:14] Kaoru**
It's the Holy Land that's
behind the attack, isn't it?
**[20:18] Kaoru**
I mean, if they advanced via the
northwest region of the Holy Land,
**[20:21] Kaoru**
why didn't the Holy Land send word
to this city, in the southeast?
**[20:27] Kaoru**
You came here in a heavy,
elaborately-decorated carriage,
**[20:30] Kaoru**
yet you got here before the
fastest horses. How could that be?
**[20:34] Kaoru**
If the Imperial army is
invading us this quickly,
**[20:38] Kaoru**
it means the Holy Land made
no attempt to stop them.
**[20:41] Kaoru**
How do you explain that?
**[20:43] Kaoru**
It's strange that you didn't request
backup from other countries, too.
***SIGN*** Er... Th-That is...
**[20:49] Kaoru**
In other words, the Holy Land of Rueda
**[20:52] Kaoru**
is an ally of the Empire of Aligot.
**[20:54] Kaoru**
You're in on it, aren't you?
**[20:58] Kaoru**
Could you put out word to the other nations?
**[21:00] Kaoru**
Tell them the Holy Land of Rueda
has betrayed the goddess Celestine
**[21:03] Kaoru**
and abandoned its neutrality.
***SIGN*** Wha... That's nonsense!
**[21:08] Kaoru**
Oh? Didn't you say I'm the angel who
conveys the words of the goddess?
**[21:14] Kaoru**
Infiltrating an enemy nation,
spreading false information,
**[21:17] Kaoru**
and attempting to abduct a key individual...
**[21:21] Kaoru**
Is it espionage?
**[21:22] Kaoru**
Or sabotage?
**[21:30] Kaoru**
Honestly, the way the Holy Land of
Rueda does things just makes me so mad.
**[21:34] Roland**
I'm the one who gave you that
information, but still...
**[21:36] Roland**
You sure are ruthless.
**[21:38] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[21:40] Kaoru**
I haven't even begun to be ruthless yet.
**[21:45] Kaoru**
Anyway, take care of that
communication and whatnot.
**[21:48] Kaoru**
I have something I need to do.
**[21:51] Roland**
What are you going to do?
**[21:53] Kaoru**
Go out for a little bit, I think...
**[21:57] Kaoru**
to crush the Imperial army.
**[22:03] Roland**
Why do such evil expressions
suit her so well?
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** "I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!"
# E6 - I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
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**[00:01] Kaoru**
Go out for a little bit, I think...
**[00:04] Kaoru**
to crush the Imperial army.
**[00:08] Kaoru**
So on that note...
**[00:09] Kaoru**
I'll be going out for a bit.
**[00:10] Kaoru**
If anything happens, take those and
the money you've saved, and run away.
**[00:15] Kaoru**
Unlike the ones we sell,
they work on any injury or illness,
**[00:19] Kaoru**
and they don't expire.
**[00:20] Kaoru**
Okay, hold the fort for me.
**[00:25] Kids**
We'll go with you!
**[00:27] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[00:28] Kaoru**
No, I'm going to take on
an Imperial army of 20,000.
**[00:32] Kaoru**
I might actually die.
**[00:33] Emil**
That doesn't scare us.
**[00:35] Emil**
If you hadn't helped us back then,
Belle would have died.
**[00:39] Emil**
The others might not even
be here today, either.
**[00:42] Emil**
The city treated us like trash,
**[00:45] Emil**
but you gave us food, clothes,
**[00:47] Emil**
and a house where we could sleep safely!
**[00:49] Belle**
You were kind to us!
**[00:52] Lolotte**
You taught us how to make money!
**[00:54] Lucy**
And business manners
and how to count change, too!
**[00:57] Emil**
We're not useless kids anymore!
**[01:00] Emil**
We gather information
and provide protection for you!
**[01:05] Emil**
We're the Eyes of the Goddess!
***SIGN*** I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
**[01:16] Roland**
Why did you bring children?!
**[01:18] Kaoru**
Why did *you* bring royals?!
**[01:21] Roland**
We're coming with you to protect you!
**[01:21] Kaoru**
Just stay in the office and out of my way!
**[01:24] Roland**
I was opposed to this in the first place!
**[01:34] Roland**
Honestly, what is Kaoru thinking?
**[01:37] Francette**
Couldn't one ask the same question about you?
**[01:40] Francette**
Danger accompanies us on this expedition.
**[01:42] Francette**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[01:45] Roland**
I'll be fine.
**[01:46] Roland**
I have a very skilled knight
in my service. Right?
**[01:52] Roland**
Besides...
**[01:54] Roland**
That medicine of hers saved me.
**[01:57] Roland**
I was able to reclaim a life
I had once given up on.
**[02:02] Francette**
That's true for me, as well.
**[02:04] Roland**
Huh? What had you given up on?
**[02:08] Francette**
N-Nothing! Nothing at all!
**[02:12] Kaoru**
*Operation: Intercept the Empire of Aligot.*
**[02:15] Kaoru**
* This is the one time I won't*
* be stingy with my power.*
**[02:19] Kaoru**
* I wasn't expecting to have*
* this many people along,*
**[02:22] Kaoru**
* but I never had any intention*
* of risking any lives.*
**[02:26] Kaoru**
* If it comes to it, I always*
* have my last resort,*
**[02:28] Kaoru**
*the deadly move I call "No Self-Restraint."*
**[02:31] Kaoru**
*This is the plan I've come up with.*
**[02:34] Kaoru**
* We'll head from the capital to*
* the Holy Land of Rueda's border.*
**[02:37] Kaoru**
*We'll best-guess the enemy's route*
**[02:39] Kaoru**
*and trace it backwards.*
**[02:41] Kaoru**
* We probably have eight days before*
* we encounter the enemy army.*
**[02:45] Kaoru**
* Once we get past the few towns*
* in the vicinity of the capital,*
**[02:47] Kaoru**
* we'll enter remote lands with*
* only occasional small villages.*
***SIGN*** 7 Days Later
**[02:56] Kaoru**
*In every village we pass through,*
**[02:58] Kaoru**
* we stock up on the bare minimum of things*
* we need and all the food we can get,*
**[03:01] Kaoru**
* and direct the villagers*
* to evacuate for a while.*
**[03:04] Kaoru**
* I use potions to heal those who*
* are too sick or injured to move.*
**[03:08] Kaoru**
*And...*
**[03:09] Emil**
We checked out the village's
wells and other water locations.
**[03:13] Emil**
There are six in all.
**[03:15] Kaoru**
Good work.
**[03:16] Emil**
I'm gonna go help the others.
**[03:19] Francette**
We've made arrangements to evacuate
the villagers and transport the food.
**[03:23] Roland**
We let the chief know when
to expect the enemy army.
**[03:27] Roland**
He understands the water situation, too.
**[03:29] Roland**
And we drilled into him that he needs to
give all the villagers clear directions.
**[03:34] Kaoru**
Thanks.
**[03:35] Kaoru**
Considering the speed of the enemy's advance,
**[03:38] Kaoru**
this will probably be the last
village we're able to stop in.
**[03:41] Roland**
Yes.
**[03:43] Kaoru**
Okay, can you leave half of
our guards here to make sure
**[03:47] Kaoru**
this village doesn't fall before we return?
**[03:50] Roland**
Understood.
**[03:53] Kaoru**
Well...
**[03:55] Kaoru**
Tomorrow's the day we actually
face off against the enemy army.
**[03:59] Kaoru**
I have no intention of losing, of course.
**[04:17] Francette**
I've found the enemy army!
**[04:23] Francette**
They're about two hours
ahead of us, taking a break.
**[04:27] Francette**
At the speed they're moving,
**[04:28] Francette**
I estimate they'll arrive close
to here in about six hours.
**[04:31] Kaoru**
If it'd take them six hours
to cover that distance...
**[04:34] Kaoru**
Wait, you made it back here in just two?!
**[04:37] Francette**
Yes!
**[04:38] Francette**
I got a burst of energy from
the healing potion you gave me!
**[04:42] Francette**
I could start fighting right now!
**[04:45] Kaoru**
*How the heck is she so strong?*
**[04:47] Kaoru**
* I lost track of how many potions*
* I drank just to climb up this far...*
**[04:52] Kaoru**
*Burp.*
**[04:53] Roland**
Okay, let's start making
preparations at once.
**[04:55] Kids**
Yeah!
**[05:06] Roland**
I knew it.
**[05:07] Kaoru**
What?
**[05:08] Roland**
That man there is most
likely their commander.
**[05:12] Roland**
but the man next to him isn't military.
**[05:14] Roland**
Those are the clothes of
a holy man. He's a bishop.
**[05:18] Francette**
Does that mean... he's from
the Holy Land of Rueda?
**[05:20] Roland**
They didn't just let the army pass through
their land and conceal information.
**[05:25] Roland**
They're working directly with the army.
**[05:28] Francette**
Those dirty cowards!
**[05:31] GuardA**
They're here!
**[05:33] GuardA**
Their logistics unit will
be passing by us shortly!
**[05:44] Kaoru**
Okay, let's go!
**[05:45] Roland/Guards**
Right!
**[05:46] Kids**
Yeah!
**[05:49] Kaoru**
Start throwing the white balls at
the logistics unit's front and rear!
**[06:00] Soldier**
We're under attack?! From where?!
**[06:08] Kaoru**
Okay. We've diverted the enemy.
**[06:11] Kaoru**
*For safety, I reduced the trigger sensitivity*
**[06:13] Kaoru**
*on the white balls we threw to confuse them.*
**[06:16] Kaoru**
* They're filled with something*
* resembling nitroglycerin.*
**[06:19] Kaoru**
*And...*
**[06:20] Kaoru**
* The red balls we'll be throwing*
* at their supply carts*
**[06:23] Kaoru**
*are basically like naphtha or napalm.*
**[06:25] Kaoru**
* It ignites when it comes*
* into contact with air,*
**[06:28] Kaoru**
* and the flames don't extinguish easily,*
* even if doused with water.*
**[06:31] Soldiers**
F-Fire's spreading from the carts!
**[06:40] Commander**
Th-This is...
**[06:42] Commander**
Go back!
**[06:52] Aligot Soldier1**
Everything burned up in just moments.
**[06:54] Aligot Soldier1**
Our food, water, spare armor,
and even our weapons for the castle siege...
**[06:59] Priest**
The devil's hellfire! Has our army been cursed?!
**[07:03] Commander**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[07:07] Commander**
Get all our remaining supplies together!
**[07:09] Commander**
We continue our advance!
**[07:11] Aligot Soldier1**
Yes, sir!
**[07:12] Commander**
We'll just get more food and
water from the village up ahead!
**[07:17] GuardE**
Your Highness! I'm glad you're safe!
**[07:19] Roland**
Yes. You all did fine work, as well.
**[07:21] GuardE**
Thank you! We've already finished
transporting all the villagers and food.
**[07:26] Kaoru**
Then I guess it's time
for the finishing touch.
**[07:32] Kaoru**
* A decisive strike on the*
* enemy's logistics unit*
**[07:35] Kaoru**
* and the elimination of their*
* rear guard's food and equipment...*
**[07:39] Kaoru**
* This was the first step in*
* the plan I came up with.*
**[07:42] Kaoru**
*And the second step is...*
**[07:49] Commander**
What?!
**[07:50] Aligot Soldier2**
The first unit to arrive in the
village drank the well water,
**[07:53] Aligot Soldier2**
and immediately suffered
stomach pain and diarrhea!
**[07:56] Commander**
Damn it! They poisoned the wells!
**[07:59] Aligot Soldier3**
Reporting, sir!
**[08:01] Aligot Soldier3**
We've checked every house in the village,
**[08:03] Aligot Soldier3**
but all the villagers are gone,
along with the livestock and food!
**[08:10] Commander**
At this rate...
**[08:16] Kaoru**
They should be starting to feel it now.
**[08:18] Roland**
The worst thing an army can
experience is a water shortage.
**[08:21] Roland**
In this heat, especially,
it could be fatal within days.
**[08:26] Tapani**
A-Angel!
**[08:30] Kaoru**
Who are you?
**[08:31] Tapani**
My name is Tapani. I'm from Milte Village.
**[08:35] Roland**
Milte Village?
**[08:36] Roland**
We were there this morning. All the
residents should have been evacuated.
**[08:40] Tapani**
I came back on my own.
**[08:43] Tapani**
Angel, we're in trouble!
**[08:45] Tapani**
The enemy took over our well!
**[08:57] Roland**
We'll handle things here!
**[08:59] Roland**
Kaoru, take the kids and get to the well!
**[09:01] Kaoru**
Got it!
**[09:03] Tapani**
It's this way.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Roland**
A hidden well?
**[09:09] (Flashback) Tapani**
Yes. There's an additional
well in our village.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Tapani**
The village has kept it strictly secret
**[09:14] (Flashback) Tapani**
to ensure it won't dry up,
even in the worst drought.
**[09:17] (Flashback) Tapani**
That's why we couldn't tell you about it.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Roland**
Then how does the Imperial
army know about this secret?
**[09:24] (Flashback) Tapani**
There were traitors in the village.
**[09:26] (Flashback) Tapani**
I heard them talking
while we were evacuating.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Tapani**
They were going to sell the
knowledge of our hidden well
**[09:32] (Flashback) Tapani**
to the enemy for a cash reward.
**[09:35] (Flashback) Kaoru**
That's why you came back
all alone? To tell us this?
**[09:40] (Flashback) Tapani**
Yes.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Why would you put yourself in such danger?
**[09:44] (Flashback) Tapani**
Because Ginny...
**[09:46] (Flashback) Tapani**
My sister, Ginny, was saved thanks
to the goddess's medicine!
**[09:53] Tapani**
The well is in there.
**[09:58] Kaoru**
I'll go alone from here.
**[10:00] Kaoru**
All of you, keep watch around the shed.
**[10:11] SoldierD**
Who are you?!
**[10:15] SoldierD**
Wait, are you the one who poisoned the wells?!
**[10:19] Kaoru**
*This isn't good.*
**[10:20] Kaoru**
* If I set off an explosion in here,*
* the enemies outside would notice.*
**[10:23] Kaoru**
*Sulfuric acid? Hydrochloric acid?*
**[10:25] Kaoru**
*No, it's all the same if they scream.*
**[10:27] Kaoru**
* To take away their fighting*
* strength in one instant...*
**[10:33] Kaoru**
Belle?
**[10:34] Emil**
It's okay.
**[10:36] Emil**
Belle can do this.
**[10:37] SoldierC**
Hey, you!
**[10:40] SoldierD**
Stupid brat!
**[10:51] Emil**
I told you Belle could do it.
**[10:55] Kaoru**
Why?! Why would she do that?!
**[10:58] Emil**
You saved Belle's life.
**[11:01] Emil**
The happiness she's had
in the days since then,
**[11:03] Emil**
to her, was worth offering up her life for.
**[11:08] Emil**
And... we help and protect the goddess.
**[11:13] Emil**
We're Eyes of the Goddess.
That goes for Belle, too.
**[11:21] Kaoru**
You fool.
**[11:24] SoldierE**
Damn it, I can't see anything! It's too deep!
**[11:27] SoldierC**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[11:29] SoldierC**
How dare you cut off our army's lifeline?!
**[11:34] SoldierD**
Stupid brat! I'll kill you first!
**[11:39] Kaoru**
You're the ones who have to die.
**[11:46] Kaoru**
*My power...*
**[11:48] Kaoru**
* is to make any potion I want*
* appear in any form I want.*
**[11:53] Kaoru**
* Which means I can create poison*
* right inside someone's body.*
**[11:58] Kaoru**
I won't kill you.
**[12:00] Kaoru**
I'll just make you feel
the worst pain imaginable.
**[12:04] Emil**
Belle! Belle!
**[12:07] Emil**
Belle! Please be alive!
**[12:09] Emil**
Belle!
**[12:12] Belle**
Emil?
**[12:17] Belle**
Wait... how? I jumped into
the well... didn't I?
**[12:23] Emil**
Belle!
**[12:27] Kaoru**
* I put her in my Item Box*
* right at that moment.*
**[12:31] Kaoru**
* Good thing no one realized*
* they didn't hear a splash.*
**[12:35] Kaoru**
Emil, tell everyone this.
**[12:38] Kaoru**
If you insist on offering your life to me,
**[12:40] Kaoru**
I will not tolerate anyone rushing
into death without my permission.
**[12:44] Emil**
Okay!
**[12:50] Roland**
Hey. We took care of everything here.
**[12:52] Francette**
We gave the surviving war prisoners the
bare minimum treatment with your potions.
**[12:57] Kaoru**
Good work.
**[13:01] Francette**
Those horses are spoils from the enemy army.
**[13:10] Kaoru**
There you go.
**[13:14] Kaoru**
Is everyone here?
**[13:15] Roland/Francette**
Yes!
**[13:17] Kaoru**
Then let's head for the capital!
**[13:19] Kaoru**
Off we go!
**[13:21] All**
Yeah!
**[13:25] Kaoru**
*And so we returned to the royal capital.*
**[13:28] Kaoru**
* Of course, we put laxative potions in the*
* water in every village we went through.*
**[13:35] Kaoru**
*And this particular potion lasts ten days.*
**[13:40] Kaoru**
*According to the birds,*
**[13:43] Kaoru**
* what happened at the hidden well sent*
* quite a shock through the Imperial army.*
**[13:48] Kaoru**
* And just a handful of people*
* annihilated their vanguard unit.*
**[13:52] Kaoru**
* One of them, a female knight nicknamed*
* "Fearsome Fran" with the strength of a demon,*
**[13:58] Kaoru**
* struck terror into the hearts*
* of the enemy soldiers.*
**[14:02] Roland**
Amazing as always.
**[14:02] Francette**
Thank you.
**[14:05] Kaoru**
Fearsome Fran, huh?
**[14:15] Priest**
Oh, why won't the goddess
bless the Holy Land of Rueda?
**[14:21] Commander**
Just deal with it a little longer.
**[14:23] Commander**
We'll arrive in the town of Nicotia tomorrow.
**[14:26] Commander**
We can replenish our food and water there.
**[14:29] Commander**
Once we get over that hill...
**[14:42] Commander**
It can't be!
**[14:52] Priest**
What's going on?!
**[14:54] Priest**
Weren't they barricaded
within the royal capital?!
**[15:03] Roland**
The enemy commander has come
forth to officially surrender!
**[15:07] Francette**
Their army was already
in no condition to fight.
**[15:11] Roland**
I feel dirty, though.
**[15:13] Kaoru**
So should we have fought them fair and
square as proper knights or whatever,
**[15:18] Kaoru**
resulting in thousands of war casualties?
**[15:21] Roland**
Th-That's not what I...
**[15:23] Kaoru**
Now, then...
**[15:25] Kaoru**
You kids are done here. Head on
back to your house in the capital.
**[15:29] Emil**
What? But what about you?
**[15:31] Kaoru**
I still have things I need to do.
**[15:34] Emil**
Then I'll stay with you!
**[15:35] Kids**
Me, too!
**[15:37] Kaoru**
No. What did I tell you?
**[15:39] Kaoru**
I won't allow anyone to just rush into death.
**[15:42] Kaoru**
This time, someone could lose
their head in one slice,
**[15:45] Kaoru**
or be stabbed right in the heart.
**[15:48] Kaoru**
I can't protect all of you on my own.
**[15:51] Emil**
Are you saying we'd be in the way?
**[15:53] Kaoru**
Yes. You kids aren't strong enough yet.
**[15:58] Kaoru**
But don't misunderstand.
**[16:01] Kaoru**
That doesn't mean you're useless.
**[16:03] Kaoru**
Protect your house in the capital.
**[16:06] Kaoru**
I want you to help me by doing
what you can do right now.
**[16:10] Emil**
All right.
**[16:11] Belle**
Kaoru, make sure you come back to us!
**[16:13] Kaoru**
I will. I promise.
**[16:16] Emil**
Let's go home.
**[16:17] Belle**
Okay.
**[16:20] Roland**
So? What are you plotting now?
**[16:23] Kaoru**
Huh? Nothing, really.
**[16:25] Roland**
Kaoru.
**[16:26] Francette**
Lady Kaoru.
**[16:28] Kaoru**
Oh, just...
**[16:31] Ed**
You saved my life, miss.
**[16:33] Ed**
I, Ed, will accompany you anywhere.
**[16:37] Kaoru**
I thought I'd take off on
a solo journey to the west.
**[16:40] Roland**
No!
**[16:40] Francette**
I think not!
**[16:47] Ed**
You've got a knack for this, miss.
**[16:49] Ed**
It's only been a few days and
you're riding like a natural.
**[16:52] Kaoru**
Thanks, Ed.
**[16:56] Ed**
And my leg feels light as a
feather thanks to your potion.
**[16:59] Ed**
Wanna just gallop straight
to the battlefield from here?
**[17:03] Kaoru**
No, don't make them do that.
**[17:06] Roland**
What in the world is the
deal with that horse's legs?
**[17:10] Roland**
He never gets tired, and he
could just keep running forever.
**[17:13] Roland**
It's all we can do just to keep up with him.
**[17:17] Francette**
Well, what can we say?
**[17:19] Francette**
We did take it upon ourselves
to join her on her solo journey.
**[17:23] Francette**
Besides, there's a big difference
between a rider traveling solo
**[17:27] Francette**
and a large group marching together.
**[17:29] Roland**
That's true.
**[17:31] Roland**
But you know, that aside...
**[17:33] Roland**
Can Kaoru actually talk to horses?
**[17:35] Francette**
I don't know...
**[17:37] Kaoru**
* The mountain range to the west*
* of the Kingdom of Balmore*
**[17:42] Kaoru**
* has long been a natural wall preventing*
* invasion from the neighboring Empire of Aligot.*
**[17:47] Kaoru**
* But the existence of the goddess tears,*
* a potion that heals all illnesses and injuries,*
***SIGN*** Empire of Aligot, Palace
**[17:53] Kaoru**
*threw off the balance between the countries.*
**[17:57] Kaoru**
* The Empire of Aligot, burning*
* with territorial ambition,*
**[17:59] Kaoru**
* finally decided to risk life and*
* limb crossing the mountains...*
**[18:02] Kaoru**
* and the Holy Land of Rueda, which longs*
* for a miracle from the goddess,*
***SIGN*** Holy Land of Rueda, Temple
**[18:05] Kaoru**
* took part in their invasion*
* in the goddess's name.*
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore, Outpost
**[18:09] Kaoru**
*Long story short, I brought about this war.*
**[18:17] Soldiers**
It's Prince Roland!
**[18:18] Soldiers**
And the knight Francette!
**[18:19] Soldiers**
What an honor!
**[18:20] Kaoru**
*And if the fault lies with me,*
**[18:23] Kaoru**
*I'm going to settle it once and for all.*
**[18:27] Kaoru**
Hello!
**[18:30] Menneth**
The enemy forces number about 40,000,
**[18:33] Menneth**
roughly the same as ours.
**[18:35] Menneth**
The two forces are currently here,
in the midst of a stand-off.
**[18:40] Menneth**
I'd love to finish this quickly and get
back to the capital to provide relief.
**[18:45] Roland**
There's no need for that, General Menneth.
**[18:48] Menneth**
Huh?
**[18:50] Roland**
The enemy army of 20,000 advancing
through the Holy Land of Rueda
**[18:52] Roland**
surrendered before ever reaching the capital.
**[18:56] Roland**
Our army suffered no casualties.
**[18:58] Roland**
The capital has 15,000
soldiers protecting it.
**[19:00] Menneth**
Oh!
**[19:02] Kaoru**
If I may... What happens if the
enemy army learns about this?
**[19:06] Menneth**
Um... Prince Roland, who is this young lady?
**[19:11] Roland**
Her name is Kaoru.
**[19:13] Roland**
Or perhaps she's more familiar to you as...
**[19:17] Roland**
the goddess's friend.
**[19:20] Kaoru**
Can you answer my question now?
**[19:23] Menneth**
Even if the enemy army found out,
I doubt they would withdraw.
**[19:27] Menneth**
Their backroom dealings with Rueda and
their surprise attack over the mountains
**[19:31] Menneth**
are both tactics that can't be used twice.
**[19:34] Menneth**
The Empire of Aligot is betting
everything on this one move.
**[19:38] Roland**
Either way, we can't avoid confrontation.
**[19:42] Menneth**
Correct.
**[19:43] Menneth**
On top of that, it will be a long time
before they learn of their defeat at the capital.
**[19:48] Menneth**
Even if the Empire sends a
messenger through the Holy Land,
**[19:51] Menneth**
it would take days for the emperor's orders
to cross the mountains and reach them here.
**[19:57] Kaoru**
Then why don't we tell them ourselves?
**[20:01] Menneth**
But would they believe
their enemy so readily?
**[20:05] Kaoru**
Well, then...
**[20:06] Roland**
Erk.
**[20:08] Kaoru**
Let's dangle some tasty
bait in front of them.
**[20:12] Menneth**
Listen to me, men!
**[20:14] Menneth**
Prince Roland, the king's brother,
came to us from the capital last night!
**[20:18] Menneth**
The enemy party advancing through
the Holy Land is defeated!
**[20:21] Menneth**
His Highness also brought us a
massive supply of healing potions!
**[20:25] Menneth**
The blessing of the goddess is with our army!
**[20:32] Imperial General**
Do not falter! The future of the
Empire rides on this battle!
**[20:36] Imperial General**
Be prepared to fight to the death!
**[20:39] Imperial General**
If the enemy army has potions,
**[20:41] Imperial General**
we need only win and take them for ourselves!
**[20:47] Roland**
The battle's begun.
**[20:51] Kaoru**
Leave it to royalty.
That was incredibly effective.
**[20:55] Kaoru**
Just putting your name on that
information made it more convincing.
**[21:00] Roland**
Well, thanks...
**[21:02] Kaoru**
While you're here, would you mind
moving around some, as well?
**[21:06] Kaoru**
Be conspicuous enough to
draw the enemy's attention.
**[21:10] Kaoru**
You're valuable to them, whether they
defeat you or take you prisoner.
**[21:18] Kaoru**
If the enemy is distracted by the prize in
front of them and they leave themselves open,
**[21:23] Kaoru**
it'll give us an even greater advantage.
**[21:26] Roland**
Got it.
**[21:28] Roland**
All of you! Listen to me!
**[21:31] Roland**
I am Roland, the older brother
of King Serge of Balmore!
**[21:36] Roland**
If you wish to defeat me, come and try!
**[21:38] Roland**
Show me why the Empire of Aligot prides
itself on its military prowess!
**[21:44] Roland**
Good! They fell for it!
**[21:46] Roland**
Let's go!
**[21:47] Guards**
Right!
**[21:50] Kaoru**
Now all that's left is to watch
what Prince Roland can do.
**[21:54] Kaoru**
Might as well take a little break.
**[21:56] Ed**
Say, miss...
**[21:58] Kaoru**
What?
**[21:58] Ed**
I might just be imagining it,
but is the enemy...
**[22:01] Ed**
ignoring Prince Roland and heading toward us?
**[22:05] Roland**
Huh?!
**[22:06] Kaoru**
What?!
**[22:07] Kaoru**
Why?! What's going on?!
**[22:09] Imperial General**
* Our priority is securing the girl*
* said to be loved by the goddess,*
**[22:13] Imperial General**
* who is involved in the making*
* of their healing potions!*
**[22:18] Imperial General**
* Once you find her, prioritize*
* her capture above all else!*
**[22:21] SoldierF**
A girl with black hair and black eyes,
**[22:23] SoldierF**
with a face that's cute except
for the mean look on her face!
**[22:26] SoldierF**
That's definitely her!
**[22:30] Kaoru**
*What do I do? Set off an explosion and run?*
**[22:32] Kaoru**
*No, that would draw more attention.*
**[22:34] Kaoru**
* But I don't know if I can create*
* poison inside this many people...*
**[22:38] Francette**
Lady Kaoru!
**[22:46] SoldierF**
F-Fearsome Fran!
**[23:00] Ed**
Miss!
**[23:06] Roland**
Thank goodness... You're not hurt, are you?
**[23:09] Kaoru**
Prince Roland!
**[23:28] Roland**
Fran!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** "The Goddess Descends to End the War!"
# E7 - The Goddess Descends to End the War!
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**[00:07] Roland**
Fran!
**[00:08] SoldierF**
I... I did it!
**[00:10] SoldierF**
I beat her! I defeated Fearsome Fran!
**[00:16] Kaoru**
Like hell you did!
**[00:30] Soldiers**
What is that?
**[00:31] Soldiers**
A golden... cloud?
***SIGN*** The Goddess Descends to End the War!
**[02:10] Kaoru**
I am about to perform a
very important ritual!
**[02:13] Kaoru**
All of you, just keep quiet and stay put!
**[02:16] Kaoru**
If you want to continue
this war, do it after I'm done!
**[02:22] Kaoru**
Knight Francette,
**[02:23] Kaoru**
your continued hard work and valor
in protecting your lord prove that,
**[02:27] Kaoru**
as a knight, you have lived
a praiseworthy life!
**[02:30] Francette**
Lady... Kaoru...
**[02:34] Kaoru**
But I'm sure you feel there's
much left for you to do.
**[02:37] Kaoru**
So I will give you a gift to take
with you into your next life.
**[02:43] Kaoru**
What would you like? Unrivaled wisdom?
**[02:46] Kaoru**
Or an attractive appearance?
**[02:48] Francette**
S-Strength...
**[02:50] Francette**
The strength to protect my lord once more...
**[02:56] Kaoru**
I had a feeling you'd say that.
**[02:59] Kaoru**
A silly wish like that doesn't
have to wait for your next life.
**[03:02] Kaoru**
Make it come true in this one.
**[03:13] Aligot SoldierA**
I-It's a miracle...
**[03:15] Aligot SoldierB**
The rumors about an angel of
the goddess were true.
**[03:19] Francette**
Lady Kaoru.
**[03:20] Kaoru**
A knight needs a sword.
**[03:23] Kaoru**
I don't think that sword
will be enough for you.
**[03:33] Kaoru**
Knight Francette, I grant you title of
Einherjar, guardian knight of the goddess,
**[03:40] Kaoru**
and this holy blade, Exgram.
**[03:45] Kaoru**
Carve a path to victory with this sword.
**[03:49] Kaoru**
Now go forth, Einherjar—holy knight Francette!
**[03:54] Francette**
I shall!
**[04:04] Kaoru**
This sword is made of a special alloy.
**[04:07] Kaoru**
The thickness of its forward
edge is monomolecular,
**[04:10] Kaoru**
and it uses its wielder's bioelectrical
current as a power source
**[04:13] Kaoru**
to vibrate at very high speeds, making
it what you'd call a "vibro-blade."
**[04:17] Kaoru**
But that's just the container's shape.
Inside is a potion.
**[04:20] Kaoru**
No other blade in the world even
comes close to its sharpness.
**[04:29] Kaoru**
Hm. Pretty apt name for something
I came up with on the fly.
**[04:35] Roland**
May I also...
**[04:37] Kaoru**
Oh, for crying out loud... All right.
**[04:40] Kaoru**
Here. You get the holy blade Exridill.
**[04:44] Kaoru**
Each guard gets an Exhrotti, made with the
power of a holy blade divided into four.
**[04:53] Kaoru**
*Why do guys always want this sort of thing?*
**[04:56] Kaoru**
* They always buy wooden swords*
* on school field trips, too.*
**[04:59] Kaoru**
Prince Roland.
**[05:02] Kaoru**
You can't use that sword effectively
if you're still wounded.
**[05:06] Roland**
I am in your debt.
**[05:08] Kaoru**
Make sure Fran doesn't get out of control.
**[05:10] Roland**
No need to even ask! Let's go!
**[05:13] Guards**
Yeah!
**[05:14] Kaoru**
Oh, and I'll need you to return
those swords to me later!
**[05:22] Imperial General**
First that natural disaster, and now this?
**[05:25] Imperial General**
What is going on here?
**[05:29] Messenger**
Reporting!
**[05:30] Messenger**
That explosion and the golden cloud
were the work of the angel girl!
**[05:35] Messenger**
Also, the angel not only
resurrected Fearsome Fran,
**[05:39] Messenger**
but she named her a holy knight
and gave her a holy sword!
**[05:43] Imperial General**
A h-holy sword?!
**[05:48] Francette**
It's so light!
**[05:50] Francette**
Like the wings of an angel!
**[05:55] Aligot SoldierA**
Sh-She's not human!
**[05:57] Aligot SoldierC**
A demon... She's a demon!
**[05:59] Ed**
That was a pretty close call, miss.
**[06:02] Kaoru**
Yeah. I was careless.
**[06:04] Kaoru**
I had no idea the enemy had
that much information about me.
**[06:09] Kaoru**
* This is war. There's no*
* solution where nobody dies.*
**[06:13] Kaoru**
* But I can end it as quickly as*
* possible and minimize deaths.*
**[06:18] Kaoru**
So...
**[06:30] Imperial General**
The wrath of the goddess...
**[06:32] Imperial General**
So that girl is a follower of the goddess...
no, she's the goddess herself!
**[06:39] Imperial General**
We're retreating.
**[06:45] Roland**
I don't think the Empire of Aligot
will ever mess with our kingdom again.
**[06:50] Francette**
The Holy Land of Rueda will lose
its status as a neutral nation.
**[06:54] Roland**
Yes.
**[06:56] Roland**
Our messenger said the priest who was
with the army invading the capital
**[06:59] Roland**
told us all about their
secret agreement with Aligot.
**[07:02] Roland**
Apparently, he started talking the moment
they gave him one of Kaoru's potions.
**[07:09] Kaoru**
Wha...
**[07:09] Kaoru**
Well, you know, I'd feel bad
letting him be tortured and stuff,
**[07:12] Kaoru**
so I just made a little potion that'd
make him want to tell the truth.
**[07:17] Kaoru**
* Right, they don't have truth*
* serums in this world, do they?*
**[07:20] Roland**
That's dirty.
**[07:22] Francette**
How merciful you are!
**[07:23] Francette**
I could serve no greater master!
**[07:26] Francette**
I have been reborn.
**[07:28] Francette**
"Fearsome Fran" is now the goddess's
guardian knight Einherjar!
**[07:33] Roland**
Uh, Fran, your master is...
**[07:35] Francette**
I will take a leave of
absence from your service!
**[07:38] Francette**
I can serve none but Lady Kaoru now!
**[07:43] Roland**
I see. I mean, that's fine, I guess.
**[07:46] Kaoru**
By the way, Prince Roland...
**[07:49] Kaoru**
Could you give me back the
holy sword I lent you?
**[07:52] Kaoru**
You're not a guardian knight of
the goddess. You're just royalty.
**[07:57] Roland**
Can't I keep it a little longer?!
**[07:58] Kaoru**
No.
**[08:01] Kaoru**
* Thirty days after the Imperial*
* Army fled in defeat,*
**[08:03] Kaoru**
* a peace conference was held*
* in Grua, the royal capital*
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore, Royal Capital Grua, Plaza, 30 Days Later
**[08:06] Kaoru**
*of the victorious Kingdom of Balmore.*
**[08:09] Kaoru**
* It was attended by representatives from*
* the three nations involved in the war:*
**[08:13] Kaoru**
*King Serge from the Kingdom of Balmore,*
**[08:16] Kaoru**
* the chancellor of the Empire of*
* Aligot in the emperor's stead...*
**[08:20] Kaoru**
* and from the Holy Land of Rueda,*
* the Pope himself attended.*
**[08:25] Kaoru**
* A peace conference would normally*
* be conducted in private,*
**[08:28] Kaoru**
*but this one was held in public.*
**[08:30] Kaoru**
*This unusual spectacle drew many spectators*
**[08:33] Kaoru**
* not only from the capital, but from*
* the surrounding lands as well.*
**[08:36] Serge**
This peace conference will now begin.
**[08:40] Serge**
For the aforementioned reasons,
**[08:42] Serge**
the Kingdom of Balmore makes the following
demands of the Empire of Aligot.
**[08:46] Serge**
First, monetary compensation for the damages
our nation suffered in this battle.
**[08:52] Serge**
Second, ransom for prisoners, plus compensation
for meals and medical treatment...
**[08:58] Chancellor**
This is outrageous!
**[08:59] Chancellor**
It was the Kingdom of Balmore that
created the reason for this war!
**[09:03] Chancellor**
You wrongly confined the
angel within your own country
**[09:06] Chancellor**
and monopolized all of her potions!
**[09:09] Chancellor**
Our nation wanted to save the angel—
**[09:11] Kaoru**
Uh, I'm not an angel or anything.
**[09:14] Kaoru**
And I wasn't wrongly confined at all.
**[09:18] Kaoru**
I'm only in this country because
**[09:20] Kaoru**
I happened to decide to live
here during my travels,
**[09:23] Kaoru**
and my potions are available
for purchase to everyone.
**[09:26] Kaoru**
That includes our neighbors
in Brancott, Aseed...
**[09:29] Kaoru**
Oh, and...
**[09:31] Kaoru**
I sold some to your Holy Land of Rueda, too.
**[09:37] Kaoru**
I never regarded the Empire of
Aligot with intentional hostility.
**[09:41] Chancellor**
B-But our country has not
received any at all...
**[09:44] Kaoru**
That's an issue of shelf life.
**[09:47] Kaoru**
Say the Kingdom of Balmore got upset
**[09:49] Kaoru**
because we couldn't eat raw fish
caught in the Empire of Aligot.
**[09:52] Kaoru**
Would you want us declaring war over that?
**[09:56] Kaoru**
Still, I know just saying
that doesn't help you.
**[09:59] Kaoru**
I'll try to improve them
so they last a bit longer.
**[10:03] Kaoru**
Besides, your financial situation is only
going to get worse at this rate, right?
**[10:07] Chancellor**
Well...
**[10:08] Kaoru**
There is a way to do something about it.
**[10:10] Kaoru**
Are you interested in
hearing what I have to say?
**[10:14] Kaoru**
The whole reason the Empire of Aligot
started their war of conquest
**[10:18] Kaoru**
was that its mountainous land was difficult
to farm, so their only industry was fishing.
**[10:24] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Come forth, potion shaped like Verny!
**[10:29] (Flashback) Kaoru**
Expansion of farmland and the
establishment of a key industry...
**[10:34] (Flashback) Kaoru**
How can both of those be resolved?
**[10:37] Kaoru**
That's it!
**[10:39] Chancellor**
A large island to the west of our nation?
**[10:42] Kaoru**
Yes. It has roughly the same
amount of land as the Empire.
**[10:45] Kaoru**
It's easier to farm and
has mineral resources.
**[10:50] Kaoru**
Aligot was not blessed with fertile land.
**[10:53] Kaoru**
But is that really true?
**[10:54] Kaoru**
Abundant forest resources
could be used, for example...
**[10:57] Kaoru**
to make ships like this one, could they not?
**[11:02] Kaoru**
If you work on your shipbuilding
technology and take to the seas,
**[11:05] Kaoru**
you could obtain foreign
goods through trading.
**[11:08] Kaoru**
You could also take the initiative
in developing the untouched western island.
**[11:13] Chancellor**
Why would you share this with your enemy?
**[11:16] Kaoru**
Because I don't want you starting
any more disastrous wars.
**[11:20] Kaoru**
If we forced you to pay
massive reparations on top of all this,
**[11:24] Kaoru**
your nation would become impoverished,
and your citizens unhappy.
**[11:27] Kaoru**
That would only lead to yet another war.
**[11:31] Kaoru**
Which is why, King Serge...
**[11:33] Serge**
Y-Yes?
**[11:34] Kaoru**
Collect their reparations in installments.
**[11:38] Serge**
Huh?
**[11:39] Kaoru**
Even if it's only until the Empire's
financial situation stabilizes.
**[11:43] Kaoru**
Getting too greedy would be a bad look.
**[11:46] Serge**
Y-You're right. I'll do my
best to accommodate them.
**[11:51] Chancellor**
I am grateful for your
compassion, King of Balmore.
**[11:57] Kaoru**
*Okay, next up is these guys...*
**[12:02] Pope**
We're to pay the same amount in
reparations as the Empire of Aligot?!
**[12:05] Pope**
Hmph! Don't be ridiculous!
**[12:08] Serge**
The priest we took hostage testified about
your secret agreement with the Empire.
**[12:12] Serge**
I have a written oath right
here with his signature.
**[12:14] Serge**
Your role in this invasion is quite clear.
**[12:16] Pope**
Such documents are trivial to forge!
**[12:19] Pope**
How dare you insult our Holy Land
with this baseless slander?!
**[12:23] Pope**
I demand a retraction and an apology!
**[12:29] Kaoru**
Really? But it's all true, isn't it?
**[12:33] Kaoru**
I saw that priest from Rueda marching
with the Aligot army with my own eyes!
**[12:37] Pope**
Wh-What did you say,
you servant of the devil?!
**[12:40] Kaoru**
Wait, what? Didn't you say
I was an angel of the goddess?
**[12:45] Kaoru**
That's why you lent your
aid in this war, isn't it?
**[12:49] Kaoru**
In hopes of making the
Holy Land more powerful,
**[12:51] Kaoru**
you wanted to "safeguard" me
in your country against my will,
**[12:54] Kaoru**
winning a monopoly on the sale
of my potions in the process.
**[12:58] Kaoru**
Is that not correct, Your Holiness?
**[13:02] Pope**
Enough!
**[13:03] Pope**
In that case, I will use the Holy Land's
secret treasure to prove our righteousness
**[13:08] Pope**
and destroy the devil's servant who
misrepresents herself as an angel!
**[13:13] Pope**
This is the secret treasure the
goddess Celestine bestowed upon us
**[13:16] Pope**
when she blessed the
Holy Land with her miracle!
**[13:19] Pope**
The sacred object she entrusted us to use
if our country ever faced another crisis,
**[13:24] Pope**
which calls the goddess herself
to descend upon our realm!
**[13:27] Pope**
Behold the goddess's miracle!
**[13:29] Pope**
Our Holy Land of Rueda is a
nation blessed by the goddess,
**[13:33] Pope**
and we are her blessed people!
**[13:46] Pope**
Goddess Celestine! Thank you for
gracing us with your presence!
**[13:49] Celestine**
Where is the distortion?!
**[13:51] Pope**
Eh?
**[13:52] Celestine**
I said, where is the distortion?!
**[13:56] Kaoru**
Hey, Celes. Long time no see.
**[13:58] Celestine**
Oh, Kaoru! I didn't expect to see you here.
**[14:01] Celestine**
Wait, this isn't the time for that!
**[14:03] Kaoru**
There is no distortion.
**[14:05] Celestine**
Huh?
**[14:05] Kaoru**
That guy just wrongfully
used the *emergency* crystal ball
**[14:08] Kaoru**
to summon you in hopes
of saving his own skin.
**[14:11] Celestine**
Say what?
**[14:12] Kaoru**
After all, the Holy Land of
Rueda is blessed by the goddess,
**[14:16] Kaoru**
and its people are better than everyone
else because they're blessed.
**[14:19] Kaoru**
Seems he wanted to tell the rest of
us to shut up and bend to his will.
**[14:23] Celestine**
Huh? I don't follow.
**[14:25] Pope**
G-Goddess?
**[14:27] Celestine**
I've never given any special
blessings to any one nation.
**[14:32] Pope**
B-But when you descended
in our country before,
**[14:36] Pope**
you gave us this crystal ball.
**[14:38] Celestine**
Oh, that?
**[14:39] Celestine**
I give those out in every location
where I fix a distortion.
**[14:44] Celestine**
In any case,
**[14:46] Celestine**
I think this is the second time I've
been summoned over something so silly.
**[14:50] Kaoru**
What happened the first time?
**[14:52] Celestine**
I was so irritated, I destroyed
the entire country.
**[14:56] Celestine**
I even accidentally destroyed
the surrounding countries.
**[15:01] Kaoru**
*Uh, total annihilation seems a bit crude...*
**[15:04] Kaoru**
Please don't do that this time, okay?
**[15:06] Celestine**
Well, okay, if you're the one asking.
**[15:10] Celestine**
But you there!
**[15:13] Celestine**
I have never once blessed
your country or your people,
**[15:18] Celestine**
nor did I hand you a doctrine or
acknowledge you as my followers.
**[15:22] Celestine**
I hereby forbid you from ever using my name
to serve your own purposes or justify war again.
**[15:28] Celestine**
If you do, I won't be so tolerant next time.
**[15:31] Pope**
Please forgive me!
**[15:34] Kaoru**
Say, everyone, don't you think we
should stop calling Rueda a "Holy Land"?
**[15:39] Kaoru**
The goddess doesn't favor
any one group of people over another.
**[15:43] Kaoru**
Right, Celes?
**[15:44] Celestine**
Pretty much.
**[15:45] Celestine**
Oh, but the temples in each nation
are still welcome to use my name.
**[15:51] Celestine**
You're allowed to worship
me as your goddess, as well.
**[15:54] People**
We are so fortunate!
**[15:56] Celestine**
By the way, Kaoru, what do
you think of this world?
**[15:59] Celestine**
I know you kind of just got here, but...
**[16:00] Kaoru**
No, I've been here for quite a while!
**[16:03] Kaoru**
Your sense of time is way off from ours!
**[16:05] Celestine**
Oh, yeah. To me, ten years and a
hundred years are about the same,
**[16:10] Celestine**
but humans aren't like that, huh?
**[16:12] Kaoru**
*For sure.*
**[16:14] Kaoru**
I've had all kinds of adventures
and a lot of fun, thanks.
**[16:17] Celestine**
Really? Maybe I can go ahead and
deliver a report to *him*, then.
**[16:23] Kaoru**
Yeah, if you wait too long, I could
end up an old woman pretty quick.
**[16:30] Celestine**
Oh, of course you wouldn't!
You and your funny jokes!
**[16:35] Celestine**
Well, I need to head back now.
**[16:37] Kaoru**
Got it.
**[16:39] Kaoru**
Play it smooth with that Earth guy, okay?
**[16:43] Celestine**
I'll do my best!
**[16:44] Kaoru**
* And with that, our unprecedented conference*
* featuring a visit from the goddess ended.*
**[16:49] Kaoru**
* Afterward, Rueda lost its*
* status as the "holy land,"*
**[16:53] Kaoru**
* and all the clergymen who were lining*
* their own pockets were arrested.*
**[16:58] Kaoru**
* The Empire of Aligot, however,*
* gladly went back over the mountains*
**[17:01] Kaoru**
*in search of partners to negotiate with.*
**[17:03] Kaoru**
And...
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Balmore, Port Town (Four Years Later)
**[17:05] Roland**
So this is Aligot's new ship?
**[17:08] Roland**
I'd heard rumors, but it's
more than I ever expected.
**[17:11] Francette**
Yes, it's truly splendid.
**[17:13] Kaoru**
And, um... what's that?
**[17:15] Francette**
The ship's guardian deity.
**[17:17] Francette**
The goddess who saved the Empire
of Aligot, or so they say.
**[17:20] Roland**
They say her glare scares
away monsters in the sea.
**[17:24] Kaoru**
Oh, that's why the eyes look like that.
**[17:27] Kaoru**
They could've added a little more up
top to make me look more like Celes.
**[17:31] Kaoru**
* Four years later, this*
* world is still at peace.*
**[17:36] Kaoru**
* The Empire of Aligot is investing in*
* marine trading to increase its strength,*
**[17:40] Kaoru**
* and Rueda was annexed by*
* the Kingdom of Balmore*
**[17:43] Kaoru**
*and is now ruled by a new government.*
**[17:45] Kaoru**
* I retired from my job helping*
* at Meyer Workshop.*
**[17:49] Kaoru**
* A member of Eyes of the Goddess,*
* Lolotte, does their housework now.*
**[17:54] Kaoru**
*And by the way...*
**[17:55] Kaoru**
* Asil seems to have grown quite*
* attached to Lolotte lately.*
**[17:59] Kaoru**
* Lucy took over the operation*
* of the house the kids live in.*
**[18:03] Kaoru**
*Both Emil and Belle have really grown up.*
**[18:06] Kaoru**
* Things seem to be going*
* well with them lately.*
**[18:09] Kaoru**
*Same for these two.*
**[18:11] Kaoru**
*Roland finally asked Fran to marry him.*
**[18:14] Kaoru**
* Her answer was... well, that's*
* probably obvious, huh?*
**[18:18] Kaoru**
*And that means...*
**[18:20] Kaoru**
I'm the only one left
who's still on the market!
**[18:25] Kaoru**
So anyway, I'm thinking of
heading out on a journey.
**[18:28] Kaoru**
Please don't look for me.
**[18:29] Roland**
What do you intend to do on this journey?
**[18:32] Kaoru**
It'll be a pleasure trip
to look for a husband.
**[18:34] Francette**
A husband? Uh, but...
**[18:37] Kaoru**
*Yes, in the past four years,*
**[18:39] Kaoru**
*I didn't grow a single millimeter.*
**[18:42] Kaoru**
* In fact, nothing about me,*
* physically, has changed at all.*
**[18:46] Kaoru**
*It must be because...*
**[18:47] (Flashback) Celestine**
Oh, of course you wouldn't!
You and your funny jokes!
**[18:52] Kaoru**
Celes reincarnated me using
a god's sense of time, didn't she?
**[18:57] Kaoru**
Anyway, I want to get away from this
area where everyone knows about me.
**[19:04] Kaoru**
I won't be able to supply
you with potions anymore,
**[19:07] Kaoru**
but you'll only be going back
to the way you lived before.
**[19:11] Kaoru**
I believe the goddess's blessing should
be spread out widely, thinly, and equally.
**[19:16] Roland**
You're right. In the past four years,
**[19:18] Roland**
our kingdom's readiness in
medical matters has improved drastically.
**[19:21] Roland**
Even without potions,
**[19:23] Roland**
we should be able to save many sick
and injured people on our own now.
**[19:27] Kaoru**
So I'll be saying goodbye
to all of you for a while.
**[19:30] Kaoru**
Thank you for all you've done for me.
**[19:39] Kaoru**
And... it still turns out like this, huh?
**[19:42] Ed**
Well, where to, miss?
**[19:44] Kaoru**
I'll head to the Kingdom of Brancott for now.
**[19:47] Kaoru**
I can't get to the other countries in
the east without passing through there,
**[19:51] Kaoru**
and there are some people there
that I'd like to thank properly.
**[19:55] Kaoru**
It's just...
**[19:56] Ed**
Just what?
**[19:57] Kaoru**
That guy is there, too.
**[20:00] Fernand**
What?! Kaoru has returned to our kingdom?!
**[20:04] Fernand**
I can't just sit around here!
I must go find her!
**[20:07] Allan**
Hey, come on. You're getting
ahead of yourself here.
**[20:10] Fabio**
We only just got word from the
border guard's mounted messenger.
**[20:14] Fernand**
I don't care! There's no way
I'm letting her go this time!
**[20:20] Fernand**
I've had many marriage proposals
in the past four years,
**[20:22] Fernand**
and I turned them all down. Do you know why?
**[20:25] Fernand**
Yes! It was all so I could
take Kaoru as my wife!
**[20:29] Allan**
He's gotten a lot worse.
**[20:31] Fabio**
It's an obsession at this point.
**[20:33] Fernand**
Just wait, Kaoru! My beloved bride-to-be!
**[20:39] Fernand**
Huh?!
**[20:42] Eme**
I told you, the one who came here
was Kaoru's older sister, Alpha!
**[20:47] Fabio**
Are you certain?
**[20:48] Allan**
The two of them do look identical.
**[20:51] Agathe**
We're positive.
**[20:53] Agathe**
When we told her Kaoru was run out of
the capital with injuries... Remember?
**[20:58] Eme**
She got a really scary
look on her face and said,
**[21:00] Eme**
"I'll make those guys
regret this!" She was furious!
**[21:04] Eme**
It even made us shiver!
**[21:06] Fernand**
I-I see. I do apologize.
**[21:15] Fernand**
It was the older sister again.
**[21:18] Fernand**
Where in the world is Kaoru, then?
**[21:21] Fabio**
Fernand, this is difficult to say, but...
**[21:24] Allan**
Just give up on her already.
**[21:26] Allan**
If you still can't find her after all this,
that's probably her answer to you.
**[21:34] Fernand**
No.
**[21:35] Allan/Fabio**
Huh?
**[21:36] Fernand**
There is only one I have
chosen to be my wife!
**[21:39] Fernand**
And that's you, Kaoru!
**[21:41] Fernand**
I will never give up on you!
**[21:44] Francette**
What's the matter?
**[21:45] Kaoru**
I don't know... I just felt a
terrible chill all of a sudden.
**[21:51] Roland**
The town of Celinas is in sight now.
**[21:55] Kaoru**
Okay, everyone, once we enter town,
remember our story.
**[21:59] Kaoru**
We're noble brothers and sisters.
**[22:01] Francette**
Understood, Lady Kaoru.
**[22:03] Kaoru**
What did I just say? No "Lady"!
**[22:06] Francette**
I'm sorry. It's hard to break the habit.
**[22:09] Francette**
From now on, I'll just
call you... Kaoru, then?
**[22:12] Kaoru**
Yeah, please do.
**[22:14] Kaoru**
All right, let's go!
**[22:15] Roland/Francette**
Right!
**[22:16] Kaoru**
Hi-yo, Silver!
**[22:18] Ed**
Yeah, baby!
**[22:19] Ed**
Wait, my name's Ed! Who the heck is Silver?!
**[22:25] Celestine**
Sheesh...
**[22:26] Celestine**
I was freaking out, thinking
there was another distortion.
**[22:30] Celestine**
I'm glad it turned out to be nothing, though.
**[22:32] Celestine**
Okay, perfect! I bet he'll love this!
**[22:36] Celestine**
I'm stepping out!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** "I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!"
# E8 - I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQJPEM/im-seen-as-a-beautiful-girl-and-abducted)
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**[00:01] Kaoru**
Now entering Drisard!
**[00:03] Kaoru**
Wow, a brand-new country! A brand-new town!
**[00:07] People**
She's so excited. How cute.
**[00:09] People**
What an energetic girl.
**[00:09] Kaoru**
They're laughing at me?
**[00:11] Kaoru**
It's fine!
**[00:13] Kaoru**
When you're honestly impressed,
being vocal about it increases the effect!
**[00:17] Kaoru**
That said...
**[00:19] Kaoru**
It's really not that different from
the other countries I've been in.
**[00:23] Roland**
True.
**[00:25] Roland**
The town we're in, Celinas, is a point
of contact with the Kingdom of Brancott.
**[00:31] Roland**
It's a cornerstone of trade
with other countries,
**[00:33] Roland**
and some even call it the face of Drisard.
**[00:35] Roland**
For Drisard, it's a very
important cosmopolitan city.
**[00:38] Kaoru**
Oh!
**[00:41] Kaoru**
Excuse me. Do you have any rooms available?
**[00:44] Kaoru**
We'd like two doubles and one single.
**[00:47] Lady**
Two doubles and... one single?
**[00:50] Lady**
Ah, of course. No problem.
**[00:53] Kaoru**
* I think she just looked at*
* me with pity in her eyes!*
**[00:57] Kaoru**
Hmph! No way I'm sharing a room
with a lovey-dovey couple!
**[01:01] Kaoru**
I do things alone, anyway.
**[01:04] Kaoru**
But still...
***SIGN*** Members of Count Adan's Household
***SIGN*** Oldest Son
***SIGN*** Oldest Daughter
***SIGN*** Second Son
***SIGN*** Second Daughter
***SIGN*** Third Daughter
***SIGN*** We're siblings from
different mothers,
even though we
look nothing alike.
Not that rare among
nobles in this
time frame.
***SIGN*** We'd never pass for
royalty, so I borrowed
his name. I'm not calling
myself a child to be like
those guys who show up
and say, "I came from
the fire department..."
Cough, cough... Look,
I don't want to lie!!
***SIGN*** Hmph! What choice do
I have?! I look so much
younger than everyone
else! I'm not even that far
off from Belle... Is it my
chest? It's my chest, isn't
it?!
**[01:05] Kaoru**
It's a good thing Roland clearly has
the aura of someone high-ranking,
**[01:09] Kaoru**
since that means we can pass ourselves off as
five noble siblings traveling abroad to study.
**[01:15] Kaoru**
It got us through the border
inspection with no trouble.
**[01:19] Kaoru**
Okay! The goddess and her angel
are taking some time off!
**[01:23] Kaoru**
I'm a crêpe seller
from the Kingdom of Balmore...
**[01:25] Kaoru**
I mean, the naïve, self-indulgent
daughter of a low-ranking noble,
**[01:30] Kaoru**
and I need to do some
studying and make some money
**[01:33] Kaoru**
while I look for a husband!
**[01:36] Kaoru**
So, on that note...
**[01:38] Kaoru**
Let's get out there and do this!
**[01:45] Kaoru**
Huh?
***SIGN*** I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!
**[03:17] Kaoru**
*I decided to keep quiet and let them take me.*
**[03:20] Kaoru**
* I'm sure I'll have plenty*
* of opportunities to escape.*
**[03:23] Kaoru**
*The only problem is...*
**[03:27] Salle**
I want to go home.
**[03:32] Kaoru**
*I'm not the only one they took.*
**[03:37] Kaoru**
* So it's unlikely that they took*
* me because they know who I am.*
**[03:42] Kaoru**
*In other words, they're...*
**[03:45] Kaoru**
*a group that kidnaps pretty girls!*
**[03:47] Kaoru**
*Aw, I called myself "pretty"!*
**[03:49] Kaoru**
*But we're all cute.*
**[03:51] Kaoru**
*It's not like I'm happy about it or anything.*
**[03:54] Kaoru**
*It's just true!*
**[03:58] Lady**
Oh, the black-haired girl?
**[04:00] Lady**
She went out right after
I gave you your rooms.
**[04:03] Four**
What?!
**[04:05] Roland**
Kaoru is a big eater,
and she's stingy with money.
**[04:08] Roland**
She paid to have dinner
included with our lodging,
**[04:11] Roland**
so there's no way she'd skip dinner.
**[04:14] Emil**
Even if she did go out, she'd be
back by dinner time for sure.
**[04:18] Francette**
Even if it was storming or raining frogs,
**[04:21] Francette**
she'd make sure to be back here for dinner.
**[04:23] Francette**
That's just how Kaoru is!
**[04:25] Belle**
Uh-huh!
**[04:26] Roland**
Which must mean...
**[04:29] Roland**
Something happened that prevented
her from coming back in time!
**[04:34] Roland**
We're leaving!
**[04:37] Lady**
Wait! What about dinner?
**[04:40] Kaoru**
* Hmm... This seems to be a hidden basement*
* room in some run-down building.*
**[04:47] Kaoru**
Excuse me. This girl is clearly in pain.
**[04:50] MinionA**
Shut up! Just keep quiet!
**[04:53] Kaoru**
* I can't sit by and do nothing*
* when a cute girl is in pain!*
**[04:56] Kaoru**
* They must have been rough with*
* her when they abducted her.*
**[05:01] Kaoru**
Where I come from, when someone's
in pain, we do this.
**[05:06] Kaoru**
Pain, pain...
**[05:08] Kaoru**
Fly away!
**[05:10] Kaoru**
Fly away!
**[05:13] Kaoru**
Fly away!
**[05:16] MinionA**
Wh-What the hell did you do?!
**[05:19] Kaoru**
Nothing, really.
**[05:21] Kaoru**
She was in pain,
**[05:23] Kaoru**
so I just used a little charm
to take her mind off of it.
**[05:26] Kaoru**
* And... I did create a tiny bit of a drug*
* that intensely stimulates one's sense of pain*
**[05:32] Kaoru**
* on the surface of your*
* body while I was at it.*
**[05:35] Kaoru**
Pain, pain, go away!
**[05:40] MinionA**
S-Stop it! You'd better
stop right now, or else...
**[05:44] Kaoru**
Oh, are you sure you want to do that?
**[05:46] Kaoru**
There's another charm that goes,
"Sword tip, sword tip, fly away."
**[05:53] Kaoru**
What do you think happens when that's used?
**[05:56] Kaoru**
The sword flies right into
the person wielding it.
**[06:03] Reyette**
Hey, the pain really did fly away!
**[06:06] Kaoru**
That's great.
**[06:07] Reyette**
I'm Reyette.
**[06:08] Kaoru**
I'm Kaoru. How old are you, Reyette?
**[06:12] Reyette**
I'm six.
**[06:13] Kaoru**
Oh, I see.
**[06:15] Kaoru**
Hang in there just a bit longer, okay, guys?
**[06:18] Kaoru**
I promise I'll save you.
**[06:20] Reyette**
Okay!
**[06:21] Leader**
What's going on?!
**[06:25] Kaoru**
Huh? Um, nothing.
**[06:28] Kaoru**
The guy who was guarding us just
suddenly jumped up and ran out.
**[06:32] Leader**
That idiot. He fell asleep
on the job, didn't he?
**[06:36] Kaoru**
* He probably has the rank of*
* a leader within this group.*
**[06:39] Kaoru**
* But I'm sure he's just the one*
* who carried out this kidnapping.*
**[06:43] Kaoru**
* This was probably part of a*
* much more organized crime.*
**[06:48] Kaoru**
* Well, why don't I just go ahead and expose*
* this pretty-girl kidnapping ring of theirs?*
**[06:52] Kaoru**
Yeah, "pretty" is definitely
part of it! Uh-huh!
**[06:58] Emil/Belle**
Kaoru! Kaoru!
**[07:01] Emil**
Kaoru!
**[07:03] Belle**
Kaoru!
**[07:04] Roland**
Where could she be?
**[07:06] Francette**
If anything has happened to Kaoru...
**[07:10] Francette**
I'll make whoever's responsible pay.
**[07:14] MinionB**
What the hell are you doing?
**[07:16] Kaoru**
Playing a game.
**[07:18] MinionB**
What are you eating?!
**[07:19] Literisa**
Juice!
**[07:21] Kaoru**
Meat skewers.
**[07:22] MinionB**
Wait, where were you hiding that stuff?!
**[07:25] Kaoru**
I had them in here all along.
**[07:27] MinionB**
Those wouldn't fit in there!
**[07:29] Kaoru**
They do, though.
**[07:31] Kaoru**
Everyone, put the skewers and
cups back when you're done.
**[07:34] Girls**
Okay!
**[07:38] MinionB**
There's no way those should fit!
**[07:40] MinionB**
There's *no way* those should fit!
**[07:44] MinionC**
Damn it. I wasn't supposed to
be on guard duty until tomorrow.
**[07:48] MinionC**
I should've gone out drinking sooner.
**[07:51] Kaoru**
Um, what happened to the men from before?
**[07:54] MinionC**
They're upstairs getting
reamed out by our leader.
**[07:56] Leader**
You morons need to get it together!
**[07:59] MinionC**
Seriously, they all fall asleep
**[08:01] MinionC**
and wake up screaming from
nightmares? They've got issues.
**[08:05] MinionC**
Right? You agree, don't you?
**[08:07] Kaoru**
* Huh? He's a lot more friendly*
* than the other guys.*
**[08:10] Kaoru**
*Maybe he likes to talk.*
**[08:12] Kaoru**
* Okay, now's my chance*
* to get some information.*
**[08:15] Kaoru**
Um, what's going to happen to us?
**[08:19] MinionC**
Huh? Oh, don't worry.
You won't be killed or anything.
**[08:24] MinionC**
At most, you might be forced to work
**[08:26] MinionC**
as a maid for some master
wherever you end up being taken.
**[08:30] MinionC**
But if you're lucky,
**[08:32] MinionC**
you might get to live as some low-ranking
noble's fourth daughter or something.
**[08:38] MinionC**
Just behave and let them
take good care of you, okay?
**[08:44] Kaoru**
*I know what he's talking about.*
**[08:48] Kaoru**
*The slave trade.*
**[08:50] Kaoru**
* Just kidnapping us was*
* already a crime in itself,*
**[08:53] Kaoru**
*but that's really serious.*
**[08:56] Kaoru**
* This isn't a crime that a bunch*
* of punks could pull off alone.*
**[09:00] Kaoru**
* They're backed by someone who can snuff*
* out a little information leak or two,*
**[09:05] Kaoru**
*or eliminate anyone who reports them.*
**[09:09] MinionC**
You guys should get some sleep.
**[09:11] MinionC**
Looks like you'll be leaving
here in the morning.
**[09:13] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[09:15] MinionC**
I guess they were hoping
to get one or two more...
**[09:18] MinionC**
But one of you girls has some friends who're
making a pretty big show of looking for you.
**[09:26] MinionC**
And on top of that, the guards who were
here before are kinda having breakdowns,
**[09:31] MinionC**
so they decided to wrap up for now.
**[09:33] Kaoru**
*And there's my chance!*
**[09:35] MinionC**
You sure are lucky.
**[09:37] MinionC**
You'll get to live easy lives with some
domain lord or mid-level merchant.
**[09:43] MinionC**
I wanna be kept by someone like that.
**[09:46] Kaoru**
* I have to finish this*
* before I leave this town!*
**[09:56] Leader**
Get in there.
**[10:05] Kaoru**
*Give me a monomolecular vibro-blade knife.*
**[10:09] Kaoru**
*First, the ropes around my ankles...*
**[10:13] Kaoru**
*And then the ones on my wrists...*
**[10:15] Kaoru**
*Ow!*
**[10:17] Kaoru**
* That hurt as much as when I got*
* a papercut from copier paper!*
**[10:22] Kaoru**
*Wait... I didn't even need to cut the ropes.*
**[10:26] Kaoru**
*I could have just moved them to my Item Box.*
**[10:29] Kaoru**
* Man, I hurt myself for*
* nothing! I'm such a dolt!*
**[10:39] GuardA**
What are you carrying?
**[10:40] Leader**
Just six empty barrels.
**[10:42] Kaoru**
*Are we at a checkpoint or something?*
**[10:44] Leader**
We're on our way to pick up some wine.
**[10:47] GuardA**
All clear.
**[10:49] Kaoru**
*What?! He's not gonna check inside?!*
**[10:51] Kaoru**
*Still, now's my chance!*
**[10:53] Kaoru**
These guys are kidnappers! Please help us!
**[10:58] GuardA**
Yes, these are empty barrels, all right.
**[11:02] Kaoru**
Huh?!
**[11:03] Leader**
Yes, they certainly are.
**[11:06] Kaoru**
*Oh... So they're all in on it, huh?*
**[11:09] Kaoru**
*And there are more of them now.*
**[11:13] Kaoru**
* Forget this. I tried everything*
* I could come up with.*
**[11:18] Kaoru**
*Besides, I'm kinda pissed off now.*
**[11:20] Kaoru**
All right, let's do this, then.
**[11:23] Kaoru**
Give me the thing I used against
the invading Aligot army!
**[11:29] Kaoru**
*And for a marker...*
**[11:39] Roland**
That's...
**[11:42] Emil**
Hey, look!
**[11:43] Belle**
Emil, the only one who can do that is...
**[11:46] Emil**
Yeah, it can only be her.
**[11:48] GuardA**
Get her!
**[11:50] Kaoru**
Take this!
**[11:54] GuardC**
Damn it!
**[11:55] Kaoru**
A sunbeam in the hand!
**[11:57] Kaoru**
Finishing move: Breath of the Goddess!
**[12:01] Kaoru**
* Except not really. It's actually*
* chili pepper extract spray.*
**[12:05] Kaoru**
* But hey, times like this call*
* for beauty of form, right?*
**[12:09] Kaoru**
*But still...*
**[12:11] Kaoru**
* It looks like all of the*
* guards here are in on it.*
**[12:17] Kaoru**
* Francette and the rest better hurry,*
* or there won't be any prey left.*
**[12:24] Crowd**
What happened?
**[12:25] Crowd**
I heard a huge explosion.
**[12:25] Crowd**
Did you see that golden cloud?
**[12:26] Crowd**
What's going on?
**[12:27] GuardE**
You little—
**[12:33] Leader**
Little bitch!
**[12:37] Kaoru**
Now!
**[12:45] Kaoru**
Well done! Just like we planned!
**[12:49] GuardG**
What happened?!
**[12:50] Francette**
Kaoru!
**[12:52] Kaoru**
Oh, Fran.
**[12:53] Francette**
Don't you "oh" me!
**[12:56] Francette**
Do you have any idea how worried we've been?
**[13:00] Francette**
We searched all night with
no idea what might happen!
**[13:02] Francette**
And why didn't you tell us
you were leaving the inn?!
**[13:04] Francette**
You're always like this!
**[13:05] Kaoru**
I'm sorry.
**[13:07] Kaoru**
*Fearsome Fran really is fearsome.*
**[13:10] Roland**
F-Fran, I think that's
enough lecturing for now.
**[13:14] Commander**
What happened here?
**[13:15] Kaoru**
*Okay, there are a lot of people here now.*
**[13:18] Kaoru**
*There's no better time!*
**[13:20] Kaoru**
Well, see, I was taken by these serial
kidnappers of beautiful girls.
**[13:26] Kaoru**
The ones on the ground
there are the kidnappers.
**[13:28] Kaoru**
The ones you see here are the
beautiful victims, myself included.
**[13:33] Kaoru**
And those guards on the ground
**[13:35] Kaoru**
knew that these guys were transporting
beautiful girls they'd kidnapped,
**[13:39] Kaoru**
but they were going to let them pass.
**[13:42] Kaoru**
In other words, they're on
the kidnappers' side.
**[13:45] Commander**
Wh-What?
**[13:48] Francette**
Not that it matters,
**[13:49] Francette**
but I notice you stress the part
about you being beautiful a lot.
**[13:53] GuardG**
They're the guys behind that
serial kidnapping case?
**[13:56] GuardG**
We couldn't seem to find any leads on them.
**[13:59] GuardH**
I can't believe some of our own
men were working with them.
**[14:01] Kaoru**
It's a big deal for sure.
**[14:03] Kaoru**
Part of your country's guard force
was in on a kidnapping ring.
**[14:07] Kaoru**
It's an unbelievable scandal.
**[14:09] Roland**
This could even escalate
to an international issue.
**[14:12] Roland**
Celinas is the face of Drisard, after all.
**[14:16] Commander**
B-But there are so many of them.
**[14:18] Commander**
Who took them all out?
**[14:20] PasserbyA**
They were already down by the
time those guys got here.
**[14:25] PasserbyB**
Which means... she did it all herself?
**[14:29] Kaoru**
No, not quite.
**[14:30] Commander**
What? Then who...
**[14:33] Kaoru**
It was the goddess.
**[14:39] Kaoru**
Oh, looks like the domain
lord himself has arrived.
**[14:44] Lord**
Are you the one who claims to
have met the goddess Celestine?
**[14:48] Kaoru**
Yes, I am.
**[14:51] Lord**
Is it true?
**[14:52] Kaoru**
Oh, yes, and she was absolutely beautiful!
**[14:55] Kaoru**
Though her breasts were a bit...
**[14:58] Kaoru**
no, *considerably* less pronounced
than on her statue...
**[15:02] Kaoru**
Owie!
**[15:03] Kaoru**
Please forget I said that...
**[15:07] Kaoru**
*Darn it, Celes!*
**[15:09] Kaoru**
The goddess knocked out all
the bad guys to save us.
**[15:15] Kaoru**
Also, the golden cloud and roaring sound
**[15:18] Kaoru**
were signals to call forth devout and
faithful servants of the goddess.
**[15:21] Commander**
Y-You mean us?
**[15:24] Lord**
So what happened to the goddess?
**[15:27] Kaoru**
She spoke to me for a bit,
and then ascended to the heavens.
**[15:32] Lord**
Spoke to you?
**[15:33] Kaoru**
Yes. The goddess Celestine gave me a message.
**[15:39] Kaoru**
"Capturing beautiful, innocent young girls
**[15:41] Kaoru**
and selling them as slaves is inexcusable.
**[15:44] Kaoru**
Both the kidnappers and those who accepted
bribes to overlook them are equally guilty.
**[15:50] Kaoru**
Punish them impartially.
**[15:53] Kaoru**
If any escape punishment,
I will punish them myself."
**[15:57] Kaoru**
That's her message.
**[16:00] Kaoru**
Oh, and by the way,
**[16:02] Kaoru**
when the goddess Celestine says
she's going to punish someone...
**[16:05] Kaoru**
If even one of those infuriating
perpetrators remains unpunished,
**[16:08] Kaoru**
she'll crush him and the home
of his domain's lord.
**[16:11] Kaoru**
And if even the slightest root
of the organization remains,
**[16:15] Kaoru**
she'll turn the entire city
they're in into a sea of flames.
**[16:18] Kaoru**
That's the kind of thing she's talking about.
**[16:24] Lord**
G-Get them!
**[16:26] Lord**
Don't let a single one
escape or kill himself!
**[16:30] Lord**
Make them give up every last detail!
**[16:32] Lord**
I will not tolerate mistakes!
**[16:33] Lord**
Nay, I *cannot!*
**[16:35] Guards**
Yes, sir!
**[16:36] Kaoru**
Oh, as for the kidnappers' base...
**[16:39] Kaoru**
The goddess said she'd use
red smoke to lead you to it.
**[16:44] GuardH**
That way!
**[16:46] Roland**
What a disaster.
**[16:48] Kaoru**
But it doesn't seem like the
domain lord was in on it.
**[16:52] Kaoru**
And it seems like they only
sold slaves domestically,
**[16:56] Kaoru**
mainly to local lords
and mid-level merchants,
**[17:00] Kaoru**
so this won't be an international incident.
**[17:02] LiterisaMom**
Literisa!
**[17:03] SalleMom**
Salle!
**[17:05] LiterisaMom**
Literisa!
**[17:06] SalleMom**
Salle!
**[17:07] Salle**
Mom!
**[17:08] Literisa**
Mother!
**[17:15] Kaoru**
Where are Reyette's guardians?
**[17:17] Commander**
Apparently, her parents sold her off.
**[17:20] Commander**
She was abducted from her
buyers while in transport.
**[17:26] Kaoru**
What'll happen to her now?
**[17:29] Commander**
I guess the best thing for her would
be to put her in an orphanage.
**[17:32] Commander**
She'll be much happier there
than dying young in the slums.
**[17:36] Lord**
I'll write a letter later,
**[17:39] Lord**
explaining that she was saved by the goddess.
**[17:41] Lord**
I'm sure they'll take care—
**[17:43] Kaoru**
In that case, I'll take Reyette in myself.
**[17:46] All**
What?!
**[17:47] Francette**
K-Kaoru, you'd do that again?
**[17:49] Roland**
Take her in? But that's...
**[17:53] Emil**
I think it's fine.
**[17:55] Belle**
We know all too well how she feels.
**[17:59] Kaoru**
Emil, Belle...
**[18:03] Kaoru**
Is there any problem with me taking her in?
**[18:06] Commander**
Uh... no, there's no legal issue with it.
**[18:09] Commander**
It's all up to her, now that she's free.
**[18:14] Reyette**
I'll go with you!
**[18:15] Kaoru**
*Got me a cute little girl!*
**[18:18] Kaoru**
* Now I won't have to feel all alone when*
* those two couples are showing off!*
**[18:24] Kaoru**
Well, there you have it, then.
**[18:25] Francette**
Uh, there we have what, exactly?
**[18:32] Kaoru**
Hi-yo, Silver!
**[18:34] Ed**
Seriously, who is Silver?!
**[18:36] Francette**
By the way, Kaoru, why'd you give
them such a roundabout story?
**[18:41] Francette**
If you're invoking the goddess's name anyway,
**[18:43] Francette**
wouldn't it be easier to
just say you're her angel?
**[18:47] Kaoru**
No way. Do you even realize
**[18:51] Kaoru**
how many headaches I've
been through by doing that?
**[18:55] Roland**
True...
**[18:57] Kaoru**
But since I said what I did,
no one tried to follow or stop us,
**[19:01] Kaoru**
so we were able to get back on the road.
**[19:04] Kaoru**
Right, Reyette?
**[19:05] Reyette**
Right!
**[19:07] Kaoru**
* But a long trip on horseback will*
* probably be hard on Reyette.*
**[19:11] Kaoru**
* It'd be pretty bad if she*
* fell off for some reason.*
**[19:15] Kaoru**
Ed, I have a little favor to ask.
**[19:18] Ed**
What is it?
**[19:19] Ed**
I owe you my life.
**[19:20] Ed**
I'll do anything for you.
**[19:22] Kaoru**
I'd actually like you to pull a carriage.
**[19:25] Ed**
F-Forget it!
**[19:27] Kaoru**
Hey! You changed your story!
**[19:30] Ed**
I am a purebred riding horse!
**[19:33] Ed**
An army horse specialized
for combat, at that!
**[19:36] Ed**
And you want to make me a cart horse?!
**[19:38] Ed**
Even if you're the one asking,
that's the one thing I can't do!
**[19:43] Kaoru**
B-But the carriage you'll be pulling
isn't just an ordinary one.
**[19:47] Ed**
Eh?
**[19:48] Kaoru**
Come forth, chariot of the goddess!
***SIGN*** Naturally,
it's a potion container!!
**[20:05] Kaoru**
This is called a chariot.
**[20:07] Kaoru**
It's a horse-drawn carriage made for combat.
**[20:10] Ed**
Hah! A carriage is still a carriage!
**[20:13] Kaoru**
Better step away, then.
**[20:15] Kaoru**
You'll get hurt if you're too close to it.
**[20:17] Ed**
Huh?
**[20:18] Kaoru**
Reyette, don't stand up.
**[20:21] Reyette**
Okay.
**[20:22] Kaoru**
Now, then...
**[20:31] Kaoru**
And also...
**[20:43] Emil**
Wow...
**[20:45] Belle**
The chariot of the goddess!
**[20:48] Roland Horse**
Lady Kaoru!
**[20:49] Roland Horse**
I'll pull it!
**[20:51] Fran Horse**
No, I will!
**[20:53] Kaoru**
I guess I'll have you two do it, then.
**[20:55] Kaoru**
If Ed doesn't want to, that's just how it is.
**[20:58] Ed**
No, no, no! Wait! Wait just a minute!
**[21:03] Ed**
Yahoo!
**[21:05] Ed**
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
**[21:07] Celestine**
So anyway, Kaoru and her friends are
doing just fine on their journey.
**[21:12] Celestine**
Not only that, but she's making sure to
repay all the people who've helped her.
**[21:18] Celestine**
For example, the maid she
used as a body double
**[21:22] Celestine**
when she escaped the baron's mansion...
**[21:24] Celestine**
was rewarded with silky smooth skin
and hair, and married a rich man.
**[21:30] Celestine**
And the guard who let her go when she
fled from the Kingdom of Brancott...
**[21:35] Celestine**
had a lovely son who'd been badly hurt
in an accident, and she saved him.
**[21:44] Earth Administrator**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[21:46] Earth Administrator**
Both Kaoru's safety and the
continued peace in Verny
**[21:51] Earth Administrator**
are all thanks to you.
**[21:53] Celestine**
Aw, thank you so much!
**[21:56] Celestine**
Don't worry!
**[21:58] Celestine**
I'll make sure Verny is
always peaceful and safe!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** "I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!"
# E9 - "I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ1E57/im-going-to-relax-in-a-hot-spring-for-a-while)
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**[00:08] Kaoru**
Long trips sure are exhausting.
**[00:10] Kaoru**
The scenery never even changes.
**[00:12] Kaoru**
I kinda feel like I just want to pause
and take it easy for a change.
**[00:16] Roland**
If we keep moving south,
we'll be in the Kingdom of Jusral.
**[00:19] Francette**
That's true.
**[00:20] Francette**
If we're heading for the
royal capital Litenia,
**[00:23] Francette**
we'll be there in about—
**[00:24] Kaoru**
Hot spring!
**[00:25] Emil/Belle**
Huh?
**[00:26] Roland/Francette**
Huh?
**[00:28] Kaoru**
Yeah! Let's head to a hot spring!
**[00:30] Emil/Belle**
Hot spring? What's that?
**[00:33] Kaoru**
Hot springs are spots where hot
water comes up from underground,
**[00:37] Kaoru**
and sitting in them is really
good for your health!
**[00:40] Kaoru**
They're great for beauty, too.
**[00:42] Kaoru**
They make your skin so smooth and shiny.
**[00:44] Francette/Belle**
Let's go!
**[00:45] Kaoru**
You two jumped on board quick, huh?
**[00:48] Reyette**
Let's go!
**[00:50] Kaoru**
All right, that's a majority in favor.
**[00:53] Kaoru**
We know where we're going!
**[00:56] Roland**
D-Do we men get a say in this?
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!
**[02:32] Stable Owner**
Hot springs? Yeah, we've got those.
**[02:35] Stable Owner**
Don't go there too often, though.
**[02:37] Stable Owner**
You gotta climb all the way up to the top,
**[02:40] Stable Owner**
and there's no point when
the return trip makes you sweaty.
**[02:44] Kaoru**
I see.
**[02:46] Roland**
Looks like it's pretty far.
**[02:48] Roland**
We needn't go out of our way to—
**[02:49] Kaoru**
Hang on just a bit, okay?
**[02:51] Emil**
She has every intention of going.
**[02:53] Kaoru**
All right, we're off!
**[03:00] Stable Owner**
Watch out for the band of
thieves on that mountain!
**[03:07] Roland**
Kaoru, what is that thing?
**[03:09] Kaoru**
A sensor that detects hot
springs by reacting to sulfur.
**[03:13] Kaoru**
I call it a Hot Spring Sensor!
***SIGN*** -shaped
potion
container
**[03:17] Kaoru**
Oh, I think there's a hot spring just ahead!
**[03:25] Kaoru**
There it is!
**[03:33] Kaoru**
Ah, it's so rejuvenating.
**[03:38] Kaoru**
This feels great!
**[03:40] Francette**
I really am glad we came here.
**[03:42] Francette**
But Kaoru...
**[03:44] Francette**
Just what is that?
**[03:46] Kaoru**
Where I come from,
**[03:48] Kaoru**
the water in hot springs pours from a
lion's mouth. It's just common sense!
**[03:52] Kaoru**
*Okay, that's a bit of a stretch, but...*
**[03:55] Kaoru**
*Oh, well.*
**[03:57] Francette**
I-I see.
**[04:03] Francette**
The water feels so gentle.
**[04:05] Belle**
I wanna try!
**[04:08] Belle**
It's shining up my skin!
**[04:10] Kaoru**
* I actually set it up so*
* that a potion for beauty*
**[04:14] Kaoru**
* and relaxation pours out*
* from it a bit at a time.*
**[04:18] Kaoru**
And the next hot spring tradition is...
**[04:20] Kaoru**
Girl talk!
**[04:22] Kaoru**
We talk about relationships!
Y'know, romance talk!
**[04:26] Kaoru**
Well, Fran? How's it going with Roland?
**[04:29] Francette**
What do you mean by, "How's it going?"
**[04:32] Kaoru**
What do you two talk about when you're alone?
**[04:35] Kaoru**
Like, about the future, or...
**[04:37] Francette**
We only talk about how we can protect you.
**[04:41] Kaoru**
Huh? Then how about... uh, I mean...
**[04:45] Kaoru**
How far have you two gone?
**[04:47] Francette**
How far?
**[04:48] Francette**
We've been with you all the whole time,
**[04:50] Francette**
so we went from Grua to
Celinas, and then came here.
**[04:56] Kaoru**
O-Okay, Belle, you're next!
**[04:58] Kaoru**
Is it going well with you and Emil?
**[05:00] Kaoru**
Ever do any lovey talk?
**[05:02] Belle**
Lovey?
**[05:04] Belle**
We do talk about Lolotte and Lucy,
**[05:06] Belle**
but we didn't have any
orphan friends named Lovey.
**[05:12] Kaoru**
W-Well, last up is Reyette...
**[05:15] Kaoru**
but you wouldn't have any
romantic stories, huh?
**[05:17] Reyette**
What about your romantic stories, Kaoru?
**[05:22] Kaoru**
*I'm sorry.*
**[05:23] Kaoru**
*It was a mistake to bring up romance talk*
**[05:26] Kaoru**
* when I've been single for as*
* many years as I've been alive.*
**[05:29] Francette**
Whatever is the matter, Kaoru?
**[05:31] Kaoru**
Oh, nothing. Let's just enjoy the bath.
**[05:34] Belle**
It really does feel great!
**[05:36] Roland**
They sure are taking it easy.
**[05:38] Emil**
Indeed.
**[05:39] Francette**
And rejuvenating.
**[05:45] Roland**
Who's there?!
**[05:46] Emil**
Show yourself!
**[05:53] Kaoru**
What happened?
**[05:55] Marco**
W-We're not bad guys!
**[06:01] Marco**
We live in the village just ahead.
**[06:04] Kaoru**
A village? This deep in the mountains?
**[06:07] BoyA**
Yeah. It's our village that
manages this hot spring.
**[06:11] Kaoru**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[06:12] Kaoru**
We were the rude ones for
just helping ourselves to it.
**[06:15] BoyB**
Oh, it's no problem.
**[06:18] BoyB**
You're welcome to use it all you'd like.
**[06:20] Kaoru**
Really?
**[06:21] BoyA**
Y-Yes.
**[06:22] Kaoru**
We'll just relax a little longer, then.
**[06:25] Kaoru**
Everyone knows that after a hot bath...
**[06:28] Kaoru**
nothing beats some good fruit-flavored milk!
**[06:32] Roland**
They're enjoying themselves.
**[06:33] Emil**
They sure are.
**[06:35] Francette**
This is very good!
**[06:37] Reyette**
Yummy!
**[06:38] Marco**
S-So... would you care to
come visit our village?
**[06:42] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[06:43] BoyA**
It's just about two hours that way.
**[06:47] BoyA**
It's small, but it's a nice village.
**[06:49] BoyB**
Our cooking is delicious.
**[06:52] BoyB**
We use fresh vegetables and
yams, venison, and boar.
**[06:55] Kaoru**
Ooh!
**[06:57] Kaoru**
*Okay, but...*
**[06:59] Kaoru**
*Why are their eyes darting around like that?*
**[07:03] Roland**
Complete strangers so glibly
inviting us to their village?
**[07:08] Roland**
This is obviously suspicious.
**[07:10] Francette**
There must be something behind it.
**[07:12] Francette**
We shouldn't accept their invitation.
**[07:14] Kaoru**
Well, sure! Let's go!
**[07:16] Four**
What?!
**[07:24] BoyA**
We'll go let the village chief know.
**[07:26] Marco**
Yeah.
**[07:30] Francette**
Kaoru, why did you agree to this?
**[07:33] Francette**
It's obviously suspicious.
**[07:35] Kaoru**
Yeah, but it kinda seems like fun.
**[07:37] Kaoru**
Besides...
**[07:39] Kaoru**
I'm not one to turn down a fight.
**[07:42] Four**
Yeah, we know.
**[07:44] Reyette**
We know!
**[07:49] Chief**
Welcome to our village.
**[07:52] Chief**
There isn't much here,
but please make yourselves at home.
**[07:55] VillagerA**
Right this way.
**[07:57] VillagerB**
Come on in!
**[07:58] Kaoru**
Okay, then.
**[08:18] Chief**
Have a seat.
**[08:20] Chief**
The food will be ready shortly.
**[08:31] Kaoru**
Hmm... This looks like...
**[08:36] Kaoru**
a countryside matchmaking party
with no eligible bachelorettes!
**[08:40] Three**
It's not!
**[08:45] Reyette**
Thank you for the food.
**[08:49] Kaoru**
* There didn't seem to be any poison*
* or sleeping drugs in the food.*
**[08:55] Kaoru**
* I made sure I'd be ready to rustle*
* up a healing potion at any time.*
**[09:00] Chief**
Now, let's have a chat about our village.
**[09:06] Chief**
I know you lot only happened to stop by,
**[09:09] Chief**
but right now, you're part of our village.
**[09:12] Chief**
And as part of our village,
you take part in our discussions
**[09:15] Chief**
and go along with whatever
consensus is reached.
**[09:19] Chief**
Keep that in mind.
**[09:21] Kaoru**
*And now the truth comes out, huh?*
**[09:24] Chief**
Now, let's discuss what we should
do about that band of thieves.
**[09:30] Chief**
As you all know, the thieves
have their eyes on our village.
**[09:35] Chief**
So what shall we do about it?
**[09:37] VillagerA**
Yes, if only we had some folks
with knowledge of martial arts...
**[09:41] VillagerB**
True. If we had someone who excelled with
the sword, we could drive them away.
**[09:47] VillagerC**
If anyone in this village
had combat experience,
**[09:50] VillagerC**
surely they'd protect us from the thieves.
**[09:52] Kaoru**
*Huh... So that's what this is about.*
**[10:04] BoyA**
Wait, please, lady knight!
At least tell us your name!
**[10:10] Francette**
I am the Einherjar of the goddess,
**[10:13] Francette**
entrusted to be her guardian knight.
**[10:15] Francette**
No more than that, really.
**[10:20] Kaoru**
*Oh, this is not good.*
**[10:22] VillagerA**
Chief, I think we've got 'em.
**[10:24] Chief**
Indeed.
**[10:26] Francette**
Just leave it to us! If
that's all you need, we—
**[10:29] Kaoru**
—will be praying for this village's safety.
**[10:32] Kaoru**
Please look to the lord
of your domain for help.
**[10:36] Francette**
Huh?
**[10:37] Chief/VillagerA**
H-Huh?!
**[10:38] Villagers**
What?!
**[10:40] Kaoru**
*I won't let her say it.*
**[10:41] VillagerA**
Blast you, girl! No one
asked you to butt in there!
**[10:47] VillagerB**
Yeah! Stay out of this, kid!
**[10:49] Villagers**
Yeah! That's right!
**[10:52] Roland**
They've finally shown us who they really are.
**[10:54] Francette**
I almost let my sense of
justice get ahead of me.
**[10:57] Francette**
These people only want to use us as a
convenient shield to run the thieves off.
**[11:03] Emil**
And they did it not by asking politely,
**[11:06] Emil**
but by dragging us into it.
**[11:08] Belle**
That's pretty cowardly.
**[11:09] Belle**
And the moment we saw
through them, they got defiant.
**[11:14] Roland**
I don't like this. We're leaving.
**[11:16] Kaoru**
I agree.
**[11:17] Francette/Belle/Emil**
Yes.
**[11:17] Reyette**
Yep!
**[11:19] Chief**
What?!
**[11:25] Chief**
W-Wait, please!
**[11:27] Chief**
We're very sorry!
**[11:30] Chief**
This village was built on land our
ancestors worked hard to develop.
**[11:36] Chief**
We're by no means affluent,
**[11:38] Chief**
but we've done our best to eke out a living.
**[11:41] Chief**
Then those thieves showed up.
**[11:44] (Flashback) Thief Leader**
We'll guard your village.
**[11:46] (Flashback) Thief Leader**
In return, you're gonna give
us money, food, and women.
**[11:52] Chief**
The demands they made
were entirely one-sided.
**[11:56] Chief**
If we accept, this village will
become the thieves' feeding grounds,
**[11:59] Chief**
and they'll leave nothing behind!
**[12:01] VillagerA**
And if we refuse, they'll do that anyway.
**[12:03] VillagerA**
Probably kill us all on the spot, too.
**[12:05] Roland**
Haven't you told your lord about this?
**[12:07] VillagerB**
Even if we did,
**[12:09] VillagerB**
there's no way he'd send his army
to help a tiny village like ours.
**[12:14] Chief**
We really have no way out.
**[12:18] Kaoru**
So you thought you'd do nothing yourselves,
**[12:20] Kaoru**
but force us, total strangers,
to fight the thieves for you?
**[12:24] Chief**
W-Well...
**[12:26] Chief**
We're just farmers who've never
wielded anything but hoes and plows!
**[12:31] Chief**
We could never hope to fight
off all those thieves!
**[12:35] Chief**
But...
**[12:36] Chief**
We hoped that, if the goddess
hasn't abandoned us,
**[12:40] Chief**
perhaps people who excelled in the
martial arts would pass by our village!
**[12:45] Chief**
We've been clinging to that hope for so long.
**[12:48] Chief**
And then all of you came along!
**[12:50] Kaoru**
The goddess, huh?
**[12:53] Kaoru**
But even if we do fight
off the thieves this time,
**[12:57] Kaoru**
that wouldn't solve the root
of the problem, would it?
**[13:01] Kaoru**
This deep in the mountains, other
thieves could still target you.
**[13:06] Kaoru**
How will you get through it next time,
when we're no longer here?
**[13:10] Kaoru**
Or the time after that,
or the time after that?
**[13:14] Kaoru**
Depending on others for everything
while you take zero risks yourselves...
**[13:17] Kaoru**
Hoping other people or gods
will solve your problems...
**[13:20] Kaoru**
Is that what your ancestors did, too?
**[13:23] Chief**
N-No, they didn't!
**[13:25] Chief**
Our ancestors faced great danger
and risked their lives to...
**[13:32] Chief**
You're absolutely right.
**[13:34] Chief**
We were wrong.
**[13:37] Chief**
How can we ever face our ancestors?
**[13:42] Marco**
I'll fight!
**[13:45] BoyA**
I don't know anything about how to fight,
**[13:48] BoyA**
but I want to protect them.
**[13:50] BoyA**
This village, and my mom and sisters!
**[13:54] Marco**
So please, teach us how to fight!
**[13:58] BoyA**
I'll fight, too!
**[13:59] BoyB**
And me!
**[14:02] Chief**
I will, too. Please help us!
**[14:06] VillagerAB**
Please!
**[14:13] Kaoru**
You guys should have just
asked us that from the start
**[14:17] Kaoru**
instead of trying to play silly tricks.
**[14:19] Kaoru**
But understand that we'll
only be helping you.
**[14:23] Kaoru**
You're the ones who'll be doing the fighting.
**[14:26] All**
Right!
**[14:29] Kaoru**
Okay, our steamy all-girls hot
spring trip is on hold for now.
**[14:34] Kaoru**
It's been a while since we did a job
as Goddess Light, so let's do it!
**[14:38] Four**
Right!
**[14:40] Boys**
One, two, three!
**[14:42] Boys**
One, two, three!
**[14:44] Francette**
Thieves are not necessarily
skilled martial artists.
**[14:48] Francette**
Plus, they'll probably have their
guard down, thinking you won't resist.
**[14:53] Francette**
You'll have an opening!
**[14:54] Boys**
Right!
**[15:02] Reyette**
Hup, hup...
**[15:04] Reyette**
Kaoru, we brought water.
**[15:07] Kaoru**
Thank you.
**[15:12] Kaoru**
Paint this on the fences,
the thorns, and the ground.
**[15:19] VillagerA**
What is this stuff?
**[15:21] Kaoru**
It's just a hardener.
**[15:23] Kaoru**
I call it reincreted conforce,
or "recon" for short.
**[15:27] VillagerAB**
Uh-huh...
**[15:29] Kaoru**
Oh, make sure you don't touch
it with your bare hands.
**[15:33] Kaoru**
* 'Cause there's a little*
* bit of poison in it, too.*
**[15:41] Chief**
I had them gather all the
wash basins in the village,
**[15:43] Chief**
but we don't have as many as you asked for.
**[15:46] Kaoru**
I see...
**[15:48] Kaoru**
*In that case...*
**[15:49] Kaoru**
Did you know that the goddess Celes
**[15:52] Kaoru**
has tried all kinds of things
to make her breasts bigger?
**[15:56] Kaoru**
She's tried eating cabbage,
eating soybeans...
**[15:58] Kaoru**
It's just heartbreaking!
**[16:03] Kaoru**
Whoa! Hey! Hup!
**[16:05] Kaoru**
Will this be enough?
**[16:22] Kaoru**
Okay!
**[16:23] Kaoru**
Preparations to drive the
thieves away are complete!
**[16:30] VillagerC**
They're coming!
**[16:32] VillagerC**
It's them! I'm sure of it!
**[16:35] Kaoru**
To your designated positions, everyone!
**[16:41] Leader**
We're gonna settle this
once and for all today.
**[16:43] Leader**
I'm tired of waiting.
**[16:45] Leader**
Hey, Chief. You got our
money, food, and women?
**[16:50] Chief**
We'll be declining your offer.
**[16:52] Leader**
What did you say?!
**[16:53] Chief**
We cannot accept your demands.
**[16:57] Chief**
Please turn back!
**[16:59] Thief1**
Hah! Do you know what happens
to people who defy us?
**[17:04] Thief2**
You get to be the first to die, Chief!
**[17:08] Thief2**
Screw your dumb fence!
**[17:10] Thief2**
Huh?!
**[17:13] Thief2**
Damn it!
**[17:15] Thief2**
Ow!
**[17:18] Thief2**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[17:19] Thief2**
What the hell did you put on this?!
**[17:22] Leader**
It's poison! Smash through,
but watch for the thorns!
**[17:25] Kaoru**
Ready the wash basins!
**[17:31] Thief9**
We'll kill every damn one of you!
**[17:46] VillagerB**
There ya go.
**[17:48] Thief4/6**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[17:53] Leader**
You bunch of...
**[17:55] Leader**
You think this is funny?!
**[17:57] Chief**
We will protect our women and
children even if it costs us our lives!
**[18:01] Leader**
We're gonna kill all of you!
**[18:12] Marco**
You're the only one left!
**[18:19] Chief**
Hold it!
**[18:21] Chief**
Would you rather die along with
that boy or peacefully surrender?
**[18:26] Leader**
Hah! No matter how many of
you come at me, I won't lose!
**[18:31] Kaoru**
Fran!
**[18:32] Francette**
It's about time!
**[18:49] Leader**
I give up.
**[18:50] Villagers**
Yeah! We did it!
**[18:57] Kaoru**
Okay, I've healed those most gravely wounded.
**[19:01] Kaoru**
Send a messenger to the city right away.
**[19:03] Kaoru**
If you turn in the thieves, you
should get a reward or something.
**[19:07] VillagerA**
Right!
**[19:08] Kaoru**
Oh, and have them escorted by specialists!
**[19:12] Kaoru**
They're bound to be planning
to escape or do something bad!
**[19:17] Chief**
Thank you so much for all you've done.
**[19:21] Chief**
I'm happy we were able to take
the thieves alive, of course,
**[19:26] Chief**
but even more than that, we all
feel great joy and confidence
**[19:31] Chief**
in knowing we protected
our village ourselves.
**[19:35] Chief**
We will never forget our debt to you.
**[19:38] Kaoru**
Sure. You'll all have to do
your best on your own now.
**[19:42] Kaoru**
Be sure to take care of
the traps and such, too.
**[19:45] Kaoru**
I'll be watching you all warmly from afar.
**[19:54] Kaoru**
Shall we hit up the hot spring one more
time before we head down the mountain?
**[19:58] Belle/Reyette**
I'm in!
**[20:00] Marco**
Francette!
**[20:02] Marco**
Francette, please teach me
more of the martial arts!
**[20:07] Marco**
I want to train more until
I can handle a sword.
**[20:11] Marco**
Then I'll be able to kill
bad guys like them, right?
**[20:15] Francette**
But then you won't be a farmer anymore.
**[20:21] Francette**
You don't learn martial arts
for the sake of killing people.
**[20:25] Francette**
You learn it to better yourself
and protect those you care about.
**[20:32] Francette**
You all fought brilliantly,
even without knowledge of martial arts.
**[20:38] Francette**
That was possible because you all wished
**[20:41] Francette**
to protect your village so much.
**[20:45] Francette**
Whatever you do, never forget that feeling.
**[20:48] Francette**
I know you will be a great, brave farmer.
**[20:53] Marco**
Okay!
**[20:55] Kaoru**
Boy, this is bliss.
**[20:58] Kaoru**
It might not be so bad to stay
here and take it easy for a while.
**[21:02] Francette**
But we couldn't...
**[21:05] Kaoru**
A good cleanse of body and mind
takes me back to where I started.
**[21:10] Kaoru**
Right! Let's open a potion shop next!
**[21:13] Francette/Belle**
Huh?
**[21:14] Kaoru**
If we're opening a shop,
it should be in a big town.
**[21:17] Kaoru**
I wonder what we should call it.
**[21:22] Francette**
Who's there?!
**[21:28] Francette**
Prince Roland?
**[21:29] Belle**
Emil?!
**[21:30] Kaoru**
What are you doing there?
**[21:32] Roland**
I-It's not like that!
There might still be thieves left!
**[21:37] Roland**
We must guard you from a closer position!
**[21:39] Roland**
That's what Emil said.
**[21:41] Roland**
What?! You're blaming me?!
**[21:42] Emil**
But you suggested it first!
**[21:45] Roland**
No, it was simultaneous.
**[21:47] Emil**
You said it an instant before I did!
**[21:51] Kaoru**
Hmm...
**[21:52] Kaoru**
So you decided to get close enough
that you could peek if you wanted to?
**[21:57] Roland/Emil**
No!
**[21:59] Kaoru**
Guilty!
**[22:00] Francette**
Guilty!
**[22:01] Belle**
Guilty!
**[22:01] Reyette**
Guilty!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** "Going Back to My Original Goal in a New Country!"
# E10 - Going Back to My Original Goal in a New Country!
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**[00:00] Crowd**
Huh...
**[00:01] Crowd**
Was this shop here before?
**[00:01] SoldierA**
Oh, wow.
**[00:03] SoldierA**
So this is a new shop now?
**[00:05] SoldierB**
"Reyette's Atelier"...
Some kind of workshop?
**[00:09] SoldierA**
No, looks like it's a drugstore.
**[00:12] SoldierA**
"Every type of medicine in one place.
**[00:15] SoldierA**
We also accept requests to
make specialty medicines."
**[00:18] SoldierA**
Seems pretty legit.
**[00:21] SoldierB**
You think they have medicine for *that*, too?
**[00:26] Kaoru**
Welcome.
**[00:27] Reyette**
Welelcome!
***SIGN*** Going Back to My Original Goal in a New Country!
**[02:03] Kaoru**
*I decided to get back to my original goal*
**[02:06] Kaoru**
*in a new country, the Kingdom of Jusral.*
**[02:09] Kaoru**
* Back when I first reincarnated*
* into this world,*
**[02:13] Kaoru**
* my goal was to live an easy*
* life thanks to my OP ability.*
**[02:17] Kaoru**
*Thus...*
**[02:19] Kaoru**
* Selling potions that cost*
* me nothing to produce,*
**[02:22] Kaoru**
* or in other words, running a*
* drugstore, is the best choice.*
**[02:26] Kaoru**
*In the past four years, I've learned a lot*
**[02:29] Kaoru**
* about this world where*
* magic potions don't exist.*
**[02:31] SoldierA**
So, about this medicine...
**[02:33] Kaoru**
Ah, the healing potion for soldiers.
**[02:37] SoldierB**
Does it really help that
unbearable itchiness, too?
**[02:40] Kaoru**
Yes, of course!
**[02:42] Kaoru**
When I opened this shop,
I introduced a special new product:
**[02:46] Kaoru**
a drug to treat the infectious condition
known in this world as "soldier syndrome,"
**[02:50] Kaoru**
which is actually just athlete's foot.
**[02:53] Kaoru**
As it says there,
**[02:55] Kaoru**
we have three types of medication
for soldier syndrome.
**[02:58] Kaoru**
The one you have there that
costs three small silver coins
**[03:00] Kaoru**
relieves the itch if you
rub it on once a day,
**[03:03] Kaoru**
and prevents the condition from worsening.
**[03:05] Kaoru**
The one that costs three
silver coins stops the itch
**[03:08] Kaoru**
and gradually heals the rash.
**[03:10] Kaoru**
And the one that costs
three small gold coins
**[03:12] Kaoru**
cures the rash within a few days.
**[03:14] Kaoru**
Of course, if you contract it again after
it heals, we bear no responsibility for that.
**[03:19] SoldierA**
Three small silvers, huh?
**[03:21] SoldierB**
That's pretty cheap.
**[03:23] Kaoru**
* Don't underestimate three*
* small silver coins.*
**[03:26] Kaoru**
* Because once you start taking*
* that medicine, you can't stop.*
**[03:30] Kaoru**
*It relieves the itch, but doesn't cure the rash.*
**[03:32] Kaoru**
* It's a devilish practice that guarantees I keep*
* getting their money over and over.*
**[03:37] Kaoru**
* And even if they do spring for*
* the more expensive medicine,*
**[03:40] Kaoru**
* they'll just get the rash*
* again from someone else.*
**[03:43] Kaoru**
* The sale of medication to*
* treat soldier syndrome*
**[03:45] Kaoru**
* is an endlessly profitable*
* spring of gold coins!*
**[03:49] SoldierAB**
I'll take this!
**[03:50] Kaoru**
Thank you!
**[03:52] Reyette**
Fank you!
**[03:56] Kaoru**
* Is she doing that on purpose*
* to kill them with cuteness?*
**[04:00] Kaoru**
* Well, looks like the shop will*
* do just fine for a while.*
**[04:03] Kaoru**
* Guess it's time to move*
* into the second phase.*
**[04:07] Emil**
The items you requested.
**[04:09] Staff**
Eight bundles of edible wild plants
and six bundles of medicinal herbs.
**[04:13] Staff**
Good job. Here you go.
**[04:15] Emil**
Thank you.
**[04:16] Belle**
Do you have any new quests?
**[04:18] Staff**
I do.
**[04:19] Staff**
That girl over there just brought it in.
**[04:24] HunterA**
"Seeking guards. Two needed.
**[04:27] HunterA**
To last until either the client
or the questers wish to stop.
**[04:32] HunterA**
Reward is one small gold coin... per day"?!
**[04:36] HunterA**
Seriously? For two people?
**[04:38] HunterA**
That'd barely cover food and lodging!
**[04:41] HunterB**
"Also, the guards must be a party,
and one or both must be female"?
**[04:46] HunterB**
What's with these terms?
**[04:48] HunterA**
This person has no idea
what things are worth.
**[04:51] Emil**
In that case...
**[04:53] Belle**
Mind if we accept that quest?
**[04:59] Kaoru**
Pleased to meet you.
**[05:00] Kaoru**
I'm Kaoru, the owner of Reyette's Atelier.
**[05:04] Kaoru**
As the flyer says, you'll each be paid
**[05:06] Kaoru**
one small gold coin per day for this quest.
**[05:09] Kaoru**
You'll live here for the duration,
**[05:11] Kaoru**
and all other miscellaneous
expenses will be covered.
**[05:14] Kaoru**
Having hunters here as guards
should be intimidating enough,
**[05:17] Kaoru**
so you're free to do other work if I haven't
asked you to do anything specific.
**[05:22] Kaoru**
Any questions?
**[05:24] Emil**
No. I'm Emil, and this is Belle.
**[05:27] Emil**
We're still new to this, but we
look forward to serving you.
**[05:31] Kaoru**
*There's a reason I went to all this trouble.*
**[05:34] Kaoru**
*Since that whole commotion in Drisard,*
**[05:36] Kaoru**
* word's gotten out in the surrounding*
* countries that the angel and her party are here.*
**[05:41] Kaoru**
I'll see you later, then.
**[05:43] Emil**
Right. We'll report to the Atelier.
**[05:46] Kaoru**
* So when we entered this town, we*
* pretended to be complete strangers.*
**[05:51] Kaoru**
* I posted the quest at the guild*
* so we'd end up living together.*
**[05:55] Kaoru**
* This will also show people how*
* quick-witted these two are,*
**[05:58] Kaoru**
*despite their lack of experience.*
**[06:00] Kaoru**
I can't keep them with
me forever, after all.
**[06:06] Kaoru**
I need to get them strong enough
to strike out on their own.
**[06:09] Reyette**
Big Sis Kaoru?
**[06:11] Kaoru**
Let's shop at the market
before we head back.
**[06:13] Reyette**
Okay!
**[06:20] Roland**
Uh, is this really necessary?
**[06:22] Francette**
As long as we're in this town, we're
supposed to be strangers to Kaoru.
**[06:26] Francette**
So guarding her in secret is my duty
as the goddess's guardian knight.
**[06:32] Francette**
Why do Emil and Belle get to live with
her while we're roughing it out here?
**[06:37] Francette**
I'd be happy to stay in the storage shed!
**[06:41] Roland**
I'm sure she just wanted
to give us our space.
**[06:44] Roland**
You know, we are engaged,
after all. It's time we—
**[06:48] Francette**
If you're tired, you can
head back to the inn.
**[06:51] Francette**
I'm going to continue to guard Kaoru,
**[06:54] Francette**
and then keep an eye
on things outside the shop.
**[06:57] Roland**
You will... be back by nightfall, right?
**[07:00] Roland**
We should have dinner on
our own every now and—
**[07:02] Francette**
What are you saying?!
**[07:03] Francette**
The shop just opened! It could
be a target for thieves!
**[07:07] Francette**
I'll find an appropriate
place to stay up all night!
**[07:10] Roland**
D'oh...
**[07:12] Reyette**
We bought lots!
**[07:14] Kaoru**
Yep.
**[07:15] Kaoru**
* I guess it'd be a bad idea*
* to use my Item Box here.*
**[07:19] Gum**
Hey, can I carry your stuff for you?
**[07:21] Gum**
I'll do it for two coppers.
**[07:25] Gum**
So yeah, that area is our territory.
**[07:29] Gum**
Oh, but we don't steal.
**[07:31] Gum**
We carry people's purchases and
help shopkeepers and stuff.
**[07:34] Gum**
We earn it fair and square.
**[07:36] Kaoru**
You know, I have some kids in
my party who were orphans, too.
**[07:40] Kaoru**
One of them tried to steal my coin pouch.
**[07:44] Kaoru**
The other was near death from illness.
**[07:47] Kaoru**
But now they're guarding
my shop as rookie hunters.
**[07:53] Kaoru**
Oh, right. Is there anyone in
your group who's sick or hurt?
**[07:58] Gum**
No. Why?
**[08:00] Kaoru**
This is my shop. Reyette's Atelier.
**[08:04] Kaoru**
It's a drugstore.
**[08:05] Gum**
What?! You own a drugstore?!
**[08:10] Gum**
But aren't you just a kid?
**[08:11] Gum**
Can a kid own a shop?
**[08:14] Kaoru**
*Yeah, that's the thing.*
**[08:16] Kaoru**
* These looks sure made renting*
* the shop a challenge.*
**[08:22] Kaoru**
Here's your pay.
**[08:23] Gum**
Thanks!
**[08:24] Gum**
My name's Gum. Let me know
if you need help again!
**[08:30] Kaoru**
* It might not be a bad idea to start a branch*
* of Eyes of the Goddess in this town.*
**[08:38] Gum**
So today's earnings...
**[08:40] Gum**
Thirty coppers in all, huh?
**[08:42] Gum**
Guess it's just bread
for dinner. No soup today.
**[08:47] Emil**
Is there someone called Gum here?
**[08:51] Gum**
Yeah, I'm Gum.
**[08:54] Belle**
We have a delivery from Kaoru.
**[08:57] Kids**
Wow, that looks so good!
**[08:58] Belle**
We'll cook dinner for you.
**[09:13] Gum**
Hey...
**[09:14] Gum**
Do you two work at that girl's drugstore?
**[09:18] Emil**
That's right.
**[09:19] Gum**
Does that mean... you were orphans?
**[09:23] Emil**
Yeah. Belle and I were both orphans.
It was a horrible life.
**[09:26] Belle**
Until we met Kaoru, that is.
**[09:29] Gum**
Tell me more!
**[09:30] Gum**
How did you get to be so successful?
**[09:32] Gum**
How can an orphan become a hunter?
**[09:35] Gum**
How is Kaoru able to own that shop?
**[09:37] Gum**
Please tell me! I want to be like you guys!
**[09:45] Emil**
Uh, I mean...
**[09:47] Emil**
* Well, this isn't good. I can't tell*
* them Kaoru is the goddess's angel.*
**[09:52] Emil**
Belle?!
**[09:54] Lt. Col.**
Is this the shop?
**[09:57] Subordinate**
Yes, sir.
**[09:58] Kaoru**
Reyette, go upstairs and hide.
**[10:01] Reyette**
Okay.
**[10:02] Kaoru**
Welcome.
**[10:09] Lt. Col.**
Is the owner here?
**[10:10] Kaoru**
I'm the owner, actually.
**[10:12] Lt. Col.**
No, not the one holding down the fort.
**[10:15] Lt. Col.**
I mean the one who owns the shop.
**[10:16] Kaoru**
Yes, that's me.
**[10:19] Kaoru**
I signed the lease agreement, I pay
the rent, I order and sell the goods,
**[10:24] Kaoru**
and I get hounded by soldiers
all the time. It's all my job.
**[10:28] Lt. Col.**
So... you're Reyette?
**[10:31] Kaoru**
No, I'm Kaoru.
**[10:32] Lt. Col.**
Huh?
**[10:34] Kaoru**
So you want to buy a whole bunch of
soldier syndrome potions in bulk?
**[10:40] Lt. Col.**
Yeah, that's right.
**[10:43] Lt. Col.**
Oh, my apologies. I haven't
introduced myself.
**[10:47] Lt. Col.**
I am the Royal Capital Army's
Second Battalion Commander,
**[10:50] Lt. Col.**
Lieutenant Colonel Nevas von Vonsas.
**[10:52] Kaoru**
A battalion commander?
**[10:55] Lt. Col.**
I've heard all about your potions.
**[10:57] Lt. Col.**
They're the reason I came all
the way out here in person.
**[11:01] Lt. Col.**
You know, the Royal Capital Army
is made up of ten battalions,
**[11:04] Lt. Col.**
with ten thousand men between them.
**[11:06] Lt. Col.**
Of course, half of those are
non-combatant personnel, but...
**[11:10] Lt. Col.**
I don't think it's such a
bad deal for your shop.
**[11:13] Kaoru**
But if there are ten battalions,
**[11:16] Kaoru**
that means there are nine others
who share your rank, right?
**[11:20] Kaoru**
And if they all ask for
that many potions, too—
**[11:22] Lt. Col.**
How about this?
**[11:24] Lt. Col.**
I'll personally take on the task
of delivering the potions.
**[11:28] Lt. Col.**
The other nine guys would probably
just send petty officers to do it,
**[11:32] Lt. Col.**
but if you give them my name and turn
them away, they'll have to back off.
**[11:37] Lt. Col.**
Not all army men are as
quick on the uptake as me.
**[11:43] Lt. Col.**
Relax! I'll sell them to the army's
medical officers at the original price.
**[11:47] Lt. Col.**
Medical expenses are covered by the kingdom,
so all soldiers of the Royal Capital Army
**[11:51] Lt. Col.**
will be equally supplied with
soldier syndrome medication for free.
**[11:54] Kaoru**
And what do you get out of this?
**[11:57] Kaoru**
If you sell them for the original
price and distribute them equally...
**[12:00] Lt. Col.**
Well, there are some things a civilian
pharmacist doesn't need to know.
**[12:06] Lt. Col.**
Am I wrong?
**[12:11] Kaoru**
Very well, then. I accept your deal.
**[12:15] Lt. Col.**
I appreciate it.
**[12:16] Kaoru**
* It's true that this shouldn't*
* be a bad deal for our shop.*
**[12:21] Kaoru**
*It should turn huge profits,*
**[12:23] Kaoru**
* and if I have the army's protection as the*
* one who supplies soldier syndrome potions,*
**[12:27] Kaoru**
*my safety is assured.*
**[12:29] Kaoru**
* Plus, if I meet more people*
* through the lieutenant colonel,*
**[12:33] Kaoru**
*maybe I'll find a husband.*
**[12:36] Kaoru**
* My easy life in another world*
* thanks to my OP ability*
**[12:39] Kaoru**
*might actually happen this time!*
**[12:46] Gum**
Thanks for giving us work again today.
**[12:49] Gum**
So... um...
**[12:52] Gum**
Do you think we can be like Emil and Belle?
**[12:56] Gum**
I talked to them about all the
stuff they learned from you.
**[13:01] Gum**
So I'm gonna try my best!
**[13:03] Gum**
We don't have to give up on everything
just because we're orphans!
**[13:06] Gum**
Right?
**[13:08] Kaoru**
Right. Everyone has value.
**[13:11] Kaoru**
And if you give up, the game's over.
**[13:14] Gum**
Yeah!
**[13:16] Kaoru**
Oh, that's right.
**[13:18] Kaoru**
See this?
**[13:19] Gum**
A flute?
**[13:21] Kaoru**
I thought I could use it when
I want you to do some work for me.
**[13:25] Kaoru**
That's three cases, or 72 bottles, of the
potion that costs three small gold coins,
**[13:29] Kaoru**
and one case, or 24 bottles, of
the one that costs three silver.
**[13:32] Kaoru**
That's a total of 22 gold coins,
three small gold coins, and two silver coins.
**[13:38] Lt. Col.**
All right. Here you go.
**[13:41] Lt. Col.**
You've taken care of a
lot of problems for me.
**[13:45] Lt. Col.**
Thanks for that.
**[13:46] Kaoru**
*Wow...*
**[13:48] Kaoru**
Oh, um... Would you mind if I took
a look around this facility?
***SIGN*** Drugstore: Reyette's Atelier
**[13:59] Lt. Col.**
I get it. Walking around wearing
those is great advertising.
**[14:03] Lt. Col.**
That's using your head.
**[14:04] Kaoru**
You seem to have thought things
through quite thoroughly yourself.
**[14:09] Lt. Col.**
What high praise!
**[14:11] Lt. Col.**
That's communications training.
**[14:14] Lt. Col.**
At night, they put candles in those boxes
**[14:16] Lt. Col.**
and use the flickering
lights to send signals.
**[14:19] Lt. Col.**
I can read them, generally speaking,
**[14:22] Lt. Col.**
but not when they move that quickly.
**[14:24] Kaoru**
"Who is that?"
**[14:26] Kaoru**
"The drugstore sisters."
**[14:27] Kaoru**
"Why did they come here?"
**[14:29] Kaoru**
"To see me."
**[14:31] Kaoru**
"The younger one's here for me."
**[14:33] Kaoru**
Excuse me! Can I hit him?
**[14:35] Lt. Col.**
How can you read that?!
**[14:36] Kaoru**
Uh...
**[14:37] Lt. Col.**
And yes, I permit you to hit him.
**[14:42] Kaoru**
I didn't realize that would fall under
**[14:44] Kaoru**
being able to read and
write in all languages.
**[14:46] Kaoru**
I gotta be careful.
**[14:48] Reyette**
Welelcom—
**[14:51] Kaoru**
What? You haven't gotten your potions?
**[14:54] Captain**
That's right! Lieutenant Colonel Vonsas is
keeping them all for the Royal Capital Army!
**[14:58] Captain**
My Royal Guard Army hasn't
gotten a single one!
**[15:01] Captain**
And I heard the capital guards
are being treated the same way!
**[15:04] Kaoru**
That can't be...
**[15:06] (Flashback) Lt. Col.**
You've taken care of a
lot of problems for me.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Lt. Col.**
Thanks for that.
**[15:11] Kaoru**
* Darn it. I knew there must've*
* been something to it.*
**[15:14] Kaoru**
I understand.
**[15:16] Kaoru**
I'll ensure the Royal Guard Army receives
priority on delivery of the next shipment.
**[15:21] Kaoru**
And I'll make separate arrangements
for the capital guards.
**[15:25] Kaoru**
Please inform their leader of that.
**[15:27] Captain**
W-Well! I appreciate that!
**[15:30] Captain**
Thanks a lot, pharmacist!
**[15:33] Kaoru**
I messed up.
**[15:35] Kaoru**
I should be more careful with that
lieutenant colonel from now on.
**[15:46] Kaoru**
Welcome!
**[15:46] Reyette**
Welelcome!
**[15:48] Count**
I am not a customer. I am this
shop's landlord, Count Olam.
**[15:53] Count**
Are you Kaoru, the tenant?
**[15:56] Kaoru**
Let's see here...
**[15:57] Kaoru**
"Your rent will be paid in the form
of 50% of your business's profits."
**[16:03] Kaoru**
*Half of my profits? Is this a joke?*
**[16:06] Kaoru**
*No consideration for my expenses at all?*
**[16:08] Kaoru**
*And these terms...*
**[16:10] Kaoru**
* "All of the shop's merchandise*
* belongs to the landlord,*
**[16:13] Kaoru**
* so you will honor his instructions*
* regarding pricing and sales."*
**[16:16] Kaoru**
* I'm supposed to share my suppliers*
* and production methods, too?*
**[16:20] Kaoru**
*Unbelievable!*
**[16:21] Kaoru**
Excuse me, but under these terms,
**[16:24] Kaoru**
I'd go deeper into debt the more I sell!
**[16:27] Count**
So just raise your prices, then.
**[16:29] Count**
Double them, and you'll make
what you're making now.
**[16:32] Count**
Triple them, and you'll make even more.
**[16:34] Count**
Try using your head a little.
**[16:39] Reyette**
Big Sis Kaoru?
**[16:41] Kaoru**
*You want me to use my head? Okay. I hear you.*
**[16:47] Kaoru**
Understood. I'll agree
to these contract terms.
**[16:50] Kaoru**
There are two parts to the paperwork, right?
**[16:52] Count**
Y-Yes, of course.
**[16:55] Count**
Let's get started. Realtor,
bring us the paperwork.
***SIGN*** R-Right away.
**[17:01] Kaoru**
I get it.
**[17:02] Kaoru**
When an elderly couple
previously owned this shop,
**[17:04] Kaoru**
he abused his power as a noble
**[17:06] Kaoru**
and basically threatened them into
selling him the rights to this shop.
***SIGN*** Which is why there's really nothing I can do.
***SIGN*** If you don't like it, you can always call off the rent contract.
***SIGN*** But... why did you agree to such unreasonable terms? Most would—
**[17:23] Kaoru**
Most would turn it down, I'm sure.
**[17:26] Kaoru**
*Most* would.
**[17:29] Kaoru**
Say, I'd like to ask for
some advice... or more like a favor.
**[17:41] Count**
Well, aren't we booming
first thing in the morning?
**[17:43] Count**
I guess I'll claim my half
of yesterday's profits
**[17:46] Count**
and grab any merchandise that looks useful.
**[17:49] Count**
Not that this shop's profits
mean anything to me.
**[17:53] Count**
What I'm after is the production method
of the soldier syndrome medicine.
**[17:57] Count**
Once I have that...
**[18:00] Count**
Move! You'll get my clothes dirty!
**[18:03] Emil/Belle**
Welcome.
**[18:04] Count**
Wha—
**[18:12] Count**
Wh-What is the meaning of this?!
**[18:14] Count**
Where did those two sisters go?!
**[18:16] Emil**
Oh, the owner is at the shop today.
**[18:19] Count**
At the shop?! Isn't this the shop?!
**[18:22] Belle**
No, the branch. That's where the pharmacist is.
**[18:26] Count**
Nonsense! It's been one night! How did
she move that much merchandi—
**[18:30] Belle**
As of today, this location is a storehouse,
residence, and boxed lunch shop.
**[18:34] Emil**
Of course, per your terms, we'll pay
half our profits as rent.
**[18:38] Emil**
It won't be very much, though.
**[18:41] Belle**
If you want, we'll teach you
how we make the lunches, too.
**[18:45] Count**
I have no need for that!
Show me to this branch at once!
**[18:50] Count**
Is the owner here?!
**[18:52] Kaoru**
Welcome!
**[18:52] Reyette**
Welelcome!
**[18:54] Count**
How dare you pull such a trick?!
**[18:56] Kaoru**
I just used my head. Remember? My head?
**[19:00] Count**
Don't get cute with me!
**[19:02] Count**
Do you know what happens to
people who make me angry?!
**[19:04] Kaoru**
Nothing, probably.
**[19:07] Kaoru**
If you want to buy the
rights to this building,
**[19:10] Kaoru**
I'll just move my shop to another location.
**[19:13] Kaoru**
I could... I don't know...
**[19:15] Kaoru**
talk to Lieutenant Colonel Vonsas
of the Royal Capital Army
**[19:18] Kaoru**
about setting up shop
right on the army base.
**[19:24] Kaoru**
And if I really run into trouble,
I can close up shop
**[19:27] Kaoru**
and relocate to another country.
**[19:28] Kaoru**
Of course, before leaving, I'd have
to tell everyone I was unable
**[19:33] Kaoru**
to meet Count Olam's unreasonable terms.
**[19:37] Roland**
You've lost this round.
**[19:40] Roland**
You nobles should really learn when to quit.
**[19:43] Roland**
Or if you still insist...
**[19:47] Count**
So taking this further would only
sully my name and gain me nothing?
**[19:52] Count**
Very well. I'll sell you your shop back.
**[19:55] Count**
I can't have unseemly rumors getting around.
**[19:58] Count**
I won't bother you anymore. Just go
back to what you were doing!
**[20:02] Kaoru**
Understood.
**[20:03] Kaoru**
Oh, but you're not thinking of selling it
back to me for more than I sold it for...
**[20:08] Kaoru**
Are you?
**[20:11] Count**
O-Of course not.
***SIGN*** Let's go, realtor! Get moving!
**[20:20] Roland**
See? Having a royal's authority
can be handy at times, right?
**[20:24] Francette**
Did you see the look on that count's face?
**[20:26] Emil**
I wish Belle could have seen it.
**[20:29] Kaoru**
And with that, this one-day-only
branch is closed.
**[20:32] Kaoru**
Let's clean up and get everything
back to our main shop.
**[20:35] Reyette**
Clean up!
***SIGN*** Salebalt Real Estate
**[20:38] Kaoru**
Of course, this means...
**[20:40] Kaoru**
you'll lower our rent, right?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[20:43] Kaoru**
You'll lower our rent, *right*?
***SIGN*** Uh, I...
**[20:46] Kaoru**
You! Will! Lower! Our rent! Right*?
***SIGN*** Right.
**[20:54] Kaoru**
We're back.
**[20:56] Belle**
Oh, good! Come and help me, quickly!
**[20:59] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[21:00] Belle**
With the lunches! We have
to get tomorrow's ready!
**[21:04] Kaoru**
Oh, we're done with the lunches.
**[21:07] Kaoru**
We took care of the count,
so tomorrow we're back to—
**[21:10] Belle**
We can't stop!
**[21:11] Belle**
I sent some people home
crying because we sold out!
**[21:14] Belle**
And we already have advance orders!
**[21:16] Kaoru**
Advance orders?
**[21:18] Belle**
Yes, for fifty lunches.
**[21:20] Belle**
We need enough to sell, too, so we
have to make twice that many!
**[21:23] Kaoru**
Wh-Wh-Wha?!
**[21:25] Belle**
Come on, now! There's lots to do!
**[21:28] Francette**
But I can't cook!
**[21:31] Roland**
And I'm a royal—I mean, a man! I can't—
**[21:34] Emil**
Men who say they can't cook in this
day and age never get the girl.
**[21:39] Reyette**
I'm gonna help!
**[21:42] Kaoru**
Okay, okay, we'll help! We'll do it!
**[21:45] Kaoru**
Darn it!
**[21:47] Kaoru**
I was supposed to finally get to
enjoy my easy life in another world!
***SIGN*** Now Selling Boxed Lunches
**[21:57] Guard**
Where are you from?
**[21:58] Farmer**
The village of Goa, to the east.
**[22:01] Guard**
Okay, go on in.
**[22:02] Farmer**
Yes, sir.
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** "I'll Find a Husband With a Treasure Hunt!"
# E11 - I'll Find a Husband with a Treasure Hunt!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU295WQ/ill-find-a-husband-with-a-treasure-hunt)
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**[00:01] Reyette**
Wake up, Big Sis.
**[00:03] Reyette**
Big Sis Kaoru, come on!
**[00:06] Kaoru**
Reyette, let me sleep a little longer.
**[00:10] Belle**
Okay, we're making boxed
lunches again today!
**[00:13] Belle**
Fifty for reservations and
fifty for regular sale!
**[00:16] Kaoru**
Oh, that's right!
**[00:23] Kaoru**
Faster! Faster!
**[00:25] Kaoru**
Belle, add two tablespoons of this.
**[00:27] Belle**
Right.
**[00:27] Kaoru**
Fran, cut these up.
**[00:28] Francette**
Right.
**[00:30] Kaoru**
Pack five of these items per box.
Any combination's fine.
**[00:33] Kaoru**
We want to give them some variety.
**[00:35] Belle/Francette**
Okay.
**[00:35] Reyette**
'Kay!
**[00:42] Kaoru**
*This is killing me!*
**[00:44] Kaoru**
* Can't I just use my potion-making*
* ability to make all these at once?*
**[00:48] Kaoru**
*Hup.*
**[00:51] Kaoru**
*No, no! That wouldn't be right!*
**[00:53] Kaoru**
*My pride won't allow it!*
***SIGN*** I'll Find a Husband with a Treasure Hunt!
**[02:31] Kaoru**
Welcome.
**[02:32] Reyette**
Wewcome!
**[02:34] Guests**
Squee!
**[02:36] Kaoru**
You just feel obligated to
do that now, don't you?
***SIGN*** (Kaoru Lunches)
***SIGN*** (Rey Lunches)
***SIGN*** (Belle Lunches)
***SIGN*** (Fran Lunches)
**[02:46] Customers**
Looks delicious!
**[02:49] Francette**
Thank you. Please come again.
**[02:49] Reyette**
Thank you!
**[02:49] Belle**
Thank you. Have a good day.
**[02:50] Francette**
Good luck at work.
**[02:51] Reyette**
Eat lots!
**[03:01] [SONG] Text**
The Boxed Lunch Shop That's All the Rage
**[03:01] [SONG] Text**
The Boxed Lunch Shop That's All the Rage
***SIGN*** Reyette's
***SIGN*** Atelier
**[03:02] [SONG] Text**
What Customers Say
***SIGN*** After buying
the Fran Lunch
**[03:04] CustomerA**
The Fran Lunch has a ton of
food packed in by force,
***SIGN*** The Fran Lunch
***SIGN*** Max Volume
**[03:08] CustomerA**
so it's really filling.
***SIGN*** After buying the Belle Lunch
**[03:09] CustomerB**
It's the Belle Lunch all the way for me!
***SIGN*** Healthy
***SIGN*** The Belle Lunch
**[03:12] CustomerB**
There's nothing fried
in it, so it's healthy!
***SIGN*** After buying the Rey Lunch
**[03:15] CustomerC**
The Rey Lunch is the way to go.
**[03:16] CustomerC**
I mean, isn't it adorable?
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** The Rey Lunch
**[03:18] CustomerC**
It makes me feel like my daughter
did her best making it for me!
**[03:21] CustomerA**
You don't have a wife, let alone a daughter.
**[03:24] CustomerA**
In fact, you're single.
**[03:25] CustomerC**
Exactly!
**[03:27] Kaoru**
And... how about the Kaoru Lunch?
**[03:29] CustomerAC**
Huh?
**[03:30] CustomerB**
The Kaoru Lunch is, well...
How can I put this?
**[03:34] Customers**
Normal.
***SIGN*** Normal
**[03:37] CustomerB**
I mean, it's good! Of course it's good!
**[03:41] CustomerD**
I think I'll take the Kaoru Lunch.
**[03:43] Emil**
M-Maybe I'll have the Kaoru
Lunch for a change, too.
**[03:46] Belle**
And I need to go get some more herbs.
**[03:49] Emil/Belle**
Be back soon!
**[03:49] Customers**
See you tomorrow!
**[03:51] Kaoru**
I was the one who came
up with all the recipes!
**[03:59] Kaoru**
Hmm...
**[04:01] Kaoru**
We call ourselves a drugstore,
**[04:04] Kaoru**
but we sell boxed lunches,
cosmetics, shampoo, conditioner,
**[04:08] Kaoru**
and even glass products and ceramics.
**[04:10] Kaoru**
We're basically a general store now.
**[04:13] Kaoru**
Should I just make us a convenience store?
**[04:15] Kaoru**
Hey, I could get Roland to start
a boxed lunch delivery service.
**[04:20] Roland**
Uma Eats is here!
**[04:24] Roland**
I have the feeling Kaoru is getting
some terrible idea again.
**[04:29] Francette**
Huh?
**[04:31] Francette**
Kaoru, do we have any more of the potions
that reduce fever and cure coughing?
**[04:36] Kaoru**
What?
**[04:37] Kaoru**
That's weird. I just put more
on the shelves yesterday.
**[04:41] Kaoru**
Is there a cold going around?
**[04:45] Reyette**
I'm all done cleaning.
**[04:47] Kaoru**
Oh, good job!
**[04:48] Kaoru**
Okay, since things have slowed down here...
**[04:53] Kaoru**
I'm going out to make the
delivery to the army.
**[04:55] Kaoru**
Let's go, Reyette.
**[04:57] Reyette**
'Kay!
**[04:58] Roland/Francette**
Take care.
**[05:03] Francette**
I'm going to guard her.
**[05:05] Roland**
Wait, I'm watching the store alone?!
**[05:10] Kaoru**
Thanks for all your help.
**[05:12] Gum**
We should be thanking you!
**[05:14] Mal/Mol**
We should!
**[05:16] Kaoru**
*That aside...*
**[05:19] Kaoru**
* Don't you want even a little*
* time to get cozy with Roland?*
**[05:26] Kaoru**
Oh, that's right.
**[05:27] Kaoru**
None of you have colds or anything, do you?
**[05:30] Gum**
Colds?
**[05:31] Gum**
Nope! We couldn't be healthier!
**[05:34] Gum**
Right?
**[05:35] Kids**
Yeah!
**[05:36] Mal**
'Cause Big Brother Emil
brings us lots of food!
**[05:40] Marine**
And Big Sis Belle braided my hair for me.
**[05:43] Gum**
And they teach us stuff so we
can become real grown-ups, too.
**[05:47] Kaoru**
Huh...
**[05:50] Kaoru**
* They've been doing that when they're not*
* busy with their work as hunters?*
**[06:02] Gum**
Thanks again!
**[06:03] Reyette**
See you later!
**[06:05] Gum**
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
**[06:08] Kids**
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
**[06:11] Kids**
Don't trust anyone who says,
**[06:14] Kids**
"Hey, just between us,"
and blabs other people's secrets!
**[06:17] Kaoru**
*It really is reassuring to have them around.*
**[06:21] Officer**
Battalion Commander, the sisters
from the drugstore are here.
**[06:25] Lt. Col.**
Let them in.
**[06:28] Kaoru**
Oh...
**[06:29] Kaoru**
Were you busy? Shall we
wait until you're done?
**[06:32] Lt. Col.**
No, we just finished.
**[06:35] Lt. Col.**
Let me introduce you.
**[06:37] Lt. Col.**
This is Company Commander Larsrick.
**[06:40] Lt. Col.**
These are the drugstore sisters I spoke of.
**[06:42] Kaoru**
Hello.
**[06:44] Kaoru**
I'll leave them here.
**[06:46] Lt. Col.**
I heard the news.
**[06:47] Lt. Col.**
You talked down a noble who
tried to mess with you, huh?
**[06:50] Kaoru**
Oh, I only chased off a little
bug that was hanging around.
**[06:54] Kaoru**
More importantly...
**[06:56] Lt. Col.**
What?
**[06:57] Kaoru**
I've been told the royal guards and capital
guards haven't received their potions.
**[07:02] Lt. Col.**
Huh? What do they have to do with anything?
**[07:05] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[07:06] Lt. Col.**
I haven't the foggiest idea
what you're talking about.
**[07:10] Kaoru**
*He meant no ill will at all.*
**[07:13] Kaoru**
*Which means my own ignorance was to blame.*
**[07:17] Kaoru**
*I must reflect.*
**[07:21] Kaoru**
*This document...*
**[07:24] Kaoru**
*Huh?*
**[07:25] Kaoru**
You sold them illegally?!
**[07:29] Kaoru**
You used the national
budget to buy my potions,
**[07:32] Kaoru**
then sold them cheap for a profit?!
**[07:34] Kaoru**
And you didn't even try to
hide your embezzlement!
**[07:37] Kaoru**
You made the deal right here in front of me!
**[07:39] Kaoru**
What do you take me for?!
**[07:41] Kaoru**
Our deal ends now!
**[07:44] Lt. Col.**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[07:46] Lt. Col.**
What are you suddenly so angry about?
**[07:49] Kaoru**
What is this document?!
**[07:51] Kaoru**
"Top-quality soldier syndrome
medication for two small gold coins,
**[07:55] Kaoru**
ten grams of pepper for
three small gold coins"!
**[07:59] Lt. Col.**
Y-You can read that?
**[08:01] Kaoru**
Of course I can read and write
in the language of this country!
**[08:04] Lt. Col.**
N-No, what I meant was...
**[08:06] Lt. Col.**
You can read the document seized
**[08:09] Lt. Col.**
from a drop site of a gang that's been
embezzling military supplies,
**[08:13] Lt. Col.**
despite it being written in code?
**[08:15] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[08:18] Kaoru**
What?
**[08:21] Kaoru**
*D-Don't tell me...*
**[08:22] Kaoru**
The ability to read, write, and speak
all languages in this world...
**[08:26] Kaoru**
includes coded languages, too?!
**[08:29] Kaoru**
P-Please forget that just happened...
**[08:31] Lt. Col.**
I don't think so!
**[08:33] Kaoru**
Guess not, huh?
**[08:34] Lt. Col.**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[08:36] Lt. Col.**
Why can you read the code
that embezzling gang uses?!
**[08:39] Kaoru**
*Uh-oh!*
**[08:40] Lt. Col.**
It's not that I suspect
you of being one of them.
**[08:43] Lt. Col.**
If you were working with them, you wouldn't
so blatantly show me you could read it,
**[08:46] Lt. Col.**
unless you were a complete idiot.
**[08:48] Lt. Col.**
And you're not an idiot.
Not that much of an idiot.
**[08:51] Kaoru**
Why did you rephrase that part?
**[08:54] Kaoru**
I-I mean, it's a simple code
children use to play tricks.
**[08:58] Kaoru**
Anyone should be able to
figure it out at a glance.
**[09:01] Kaoru**
See, if you read it vertically, the
first number you see is four, right?
**[09:04] Lt. Col.**
Hey. Take notes.
**[09:05] Kaoru**
So you replace each letter with
whatever comes four letters after it.
**[09:05] CC**
R-Right.
**[09:08] Kaoru**
And the second number you see when
reading vertically is three,
**[09:11] Kaoru**
so you take every third letter
and put them together. Then...
**[09:14] Kaoru**
And that's how you do it.
**[09:17] Lt. Col.**
And you finished that incredibly convoluted
conversion process in an instant?
**[09:22] Lt. Col.**
All in your head?
**[09:24] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[09:25] Kaoru**
You have to take notes for
something this simple?
**[09:29] Kaoru**
Oh, jeez! I sound like some
delusional middle school edgelord!
**[09:34] Lt. Col.**
What you did the other day, too...
**[09:37] Lt. Col.**
None of that should be humanly possible.
**[09:39] Kaoru**
*Crap, this is bad!*
**[09:41] Kaoru**
* This is where they figure out that I'm the*
* goddess's angel and make a big deal of it!*
**[09:46] Lt. Col.**
Are you...
**[09:46] Kaoru**
*Here it comes!*
**[09:49] Lt. Col.**
...interested in joining the army?
**[09:51] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[09:53] Lt. Col.**
I could recruit you as
an intelligence officer
**[09:55] Lt. Col.**
with the rank of second lieutenant—
no, first lieutenant!
**[09:58] Kaoru**
Ooh, first lieutenant!
**[10:00] Kaoru**
What an honor to go straight
to the leadership ranks!
**[10:02] Kaoru**
Wait, like hell I'm joining the army!
**[10:05] Lt. Col.**
I don't think it's a bad deal.
**[10:07] Kaoru**
I wouldn't be able to
make medicines anymore!
**[10:09] Lt. Col.**
No problem. I'll let you
do it as a second job.
**[10:12] Kaoru**
It's still a problem for me!
**[10:17] Kaoru**
I managed to escape being recruited.
**[10:20] Kaoru**
I've gotta be careful not to
let anyone find out who I am.
**[10:23] Kaoru**
I'll have to be more careful than
usual with the potions I make, too.
**[10:28] Three**
Welcome!
**[10:30] Reyette**
Wewcome!
**[10:32] Kaoru**
* Yeah, that's gonna be certified as a*
* traditional performance art pretty soon.*
**[10:36] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[10:37] Kaoru**
You're the company commander I met earlier.
**[10:40] CC**
I'm actually here with
a confidential request.
**[10:43] CC**
Could you come with me to my home?
**[10:47] Kaoru**
*A confidential request?*
**[10:50] Kaoru**
*Seems shady...*
**[10:52] Kaoru**
But...
**[10:53] Kaoru**
The fee for a house call
is one small gold coin.
**[10:56] Kaoru**
*It seems like it might be interesting!*
**[11:00] Kaoru**
* I was afraid the company commander*
* was part of that gang*
**[11:04] Kaoru**
* and came here to get rid of me*
* because I can read their code,*
**[11:08] Kaoru**
*but that doesn't seem to be the case.*
**[11:11] Kaoru**
*Of course, if anything does happen,*
**[11:14] Kaoru**
*I'm sure she'll leap right into action.*
**[11:16] Kaoru**
* Just how many hours is Fran*
* clocking as my guard, anyway?*
**[11:20] Kaoru**
* Every single day? What kind of*
* exploitative business am I running?!*
**[11:24] CC**
We're here.
**[11:26] Kaoru/Reyette**
Huh?
**[11:28] Kaoru/Reyette**
What?!
**[11:31] Servants**
Welcome home, sir.
**[11:34] Kaoru**
U-Um, Commander, are you a domain lord?
**[11:38] CC**
Hm? Yes, I am.
**[11:41] CC**
I am Sevos von Larsrick,
also known as Viscount Larsrick.
**[11:48] Kaoru**
* The lord of a domain,*
* who's inherited a peerage...*
**[11:52] Kaoru**
*But...*
**[11:54] Kaoru**
*The furnishings in here are pretty old.*
**[11:57] Kaoru**
*So he might not actually be that affluent.*
**[12:01] ServantA**
I've brought tea.
**[12:03] ServantA**
Enjoy.
**[12:05] Reyette**
Thank you!
**[12:09] Reyette**
Yummy!
**[12:10] ServantA**
There's enough for seconds.
**[12:12] Kaoru**
Thank you.
**[12:14] ServantA**
Pardon me.
**[12:18] CC**
So the request I have for you is...
**[12:22] Kaoru**
*Here it comes.*
**[12:24] CC**
I want you to find a treasure.
**[12:30] Kaoru**
A treasure hunt?!
**[12:36] Kaoru**
A treasure hunt? Really?
**[12:38] Kaoru**
I thought this was gonna be
some really serious request.
**[12:41] CC**
This is an extremely serious matter
for the Larsrick household.
**[12:46] CC**
The Larsrick domain has suffered from
crop failures for a few years now.
**[12:51] CC**
We've managed to get by so far,
**[12:53] CC**
but both our treasury and our reserve
stores are nearly depleted.
**[12:58] CC**
The slightest incident...
**[13:01] CC**
could prove fatal to our household.
**[13:03] Kaoru**
*So I was right. He's barely scraping by.*
**[13:06] CC**
Normally, I would have no choice but to go
deep in debt to some high-ranking noble
**[13:10] CC**
and just accept the hit to
my reputation as viscount.
**[13:13] Kaoru**
"Normally"?
**[13:15] CC**
The thing is, there's a hidden
treasure in this house.
**[13:18] CC**
At least, there's supposed to be.
**[13:22] CC**
Several generations ago,
**[13:23] CC**
a large ship with no one on it
drifted ashore in my domain.
**[13:27] CC**
It was apparently loaded down with
mountains of untouched gold and jewels.
**[13:31] CC**
Crop failures were a problem
at that time, as well,
**[13:34] CC**
so my ancestors, facing a
crisis, liquefied it all
**[13:38] CC**
and used some of it to overcome that crisis.
**[13:41] CC**
The location of the remaining gold
**[13:43] CC**
was passed down verbally to
the heads of the household...
**[13:46] CC**
but the viscount three generations
before me died in an accident.
**[13:51] CC**
All that remains now is this document.
**[13:54] CC**
Could you decipher it, please?
**[13:56] Kaoru**
I see.
**[13:58] Kaoru**
* So the location where it's*
* hidden is written in code.*
**[14:01] Kaoru**
* Yep, always gotta have*
* a backup just in case.*
**[14:04] Kaoru**
* And that stupid section chief forgot*
* to make backups for three years!*
**[14:11] Kaoru**
And who had to clean up after him?!
**[14:13] CC**
Is something the matter?
**[14:14] Kaoru**
O-Oh... Just talking to myself.
**[14:17] Kaoru**
All right, I'll decipher this now.
**[14:20] Kaoru**
"Use the treasure spoken of herein only when
**[14:22] Kaoru**
the Larsrick domain is in crisis and
possesses no other means to escape it.
**[14:27] Kaoru**
Colex von Larsrick."
**[14:29] Kaoru**
Who could figure this out?!
**[14:35] Kaoru**
I can't make it out... d'oh-ho-ho.
**[14:37] Kaoru**
Okay, that was creepy!
**[14:40] ServantA**
W-Well, then, if you'll pardon me...
**[14:44] Kaoru**
This isn't a code at all!
**[14:47] Kaoru**
How is this supposed to tell
us where the treasure is?
**[14:50] CC**
Huh? Can you not perceive the writer's
intentions just by reading it?
**[14:55] Kaoru**
I'm not a psychic or anything.
**[14:58] Kaoru**
It's not like I can read the residual
thoughts of the person who wrote it.
**[15:02] Kaoru**
So when someone says to me,
"Y'all fancy some ochazuke?"
**[15:06] Kaoru**
I might hear, "Would you
like some ochazuke?"
**[15:09] Kaoru**
But "Get out!
You've overstayed your welcome!"
**[15:11] Kaoru**
is not a message I can pick up on.
**[15:15] CC**
So you don't know...
**[15:18] Kaoru**
Anyway, you just need the location
of the treasure, right?
**[15:21] CC**
That's right.
**[15:23] CC**
But my grandfather, my father,
and I have searched all over the place,
**[15:27] CC**
and we can't even find any clues to it.
**[15:29] CC**
We know it was brought to
a mansion in the capital
**[15:32] CC**
since it'd be dangerous to have it in a
mansion near the border, but that's all.
**[15:38] Kaoru**
* Super-effective, super-compact metal-detector-*
* shaped container of healing potion, please!*
***SIGN*** Metal Detector
**[15:46] Kaoru**
Metal detector!
**[15:50] CC**
Wh-What is that?
**[15:51] Kaoru**
A device that detects nearby
gold and tells you where it is.
**[15:55] CC**
What?!
**[15:56] Kaoru**
Oh, b-but it only reacts to
very pure, refined gold.
**[16:01] Kaoru**
And its range is very small,
**[16:03] Kaoru**
so it won't locate gold mines or anything.
**[16:07] Kaoru**
Anyway, let's give it a try.
**[16:09] Kaoru**
Let's see. If we press this button...
**[16:14] Kaoru**
Ah, it's this way!
**[16:17] Kaoru**
Oh... It reacted to the gold in your wallet.
**[16:22] Kaoru**
Change settings! Only detect gold
in amounts of 300 grams or more!
**[16:29] Kaoru**
Oh, it's just upstairs!
**[16:32] Kaoru**
Reyette, be a good girl and wait here.
**[16:34] Reyette**
'Kay!
**[16:40] Kaoru**
This way.
**[16:43] Kaoru**
In here.
**[16:45] CC**
Th-The treasury?
**[16:53] Kaoru**
Uh...
**[16:55] CC**
I've already sold everything
worth any amount of money.
**[16:58] Kaoru**
So I can see.
**[17:01] Kaoru**
Would you mind opening this anyway?
**[17:04] CC**
Sure.
**[17:09] CC**
This is the last of our household's funds.
**[17:12] Kaoru**
W-Wait just a moment.
**[17:15] Kaoru**
Okay, let's exclude this gold, too.
**[17:22] Kaoru**
And... it's not finding
anything within range.
**[17:26] Kaoru**
Thank you very much.
**[17:33] Kaoru**
* I hate to say it, but there are no gold*
* nuggets or coins in this mansion.*
**[17:39] Kaoru**
No, wait a minute.
**[17:41] Kaoru**
I set it to find gold in amounts
of 300 grams or more, right?
**[17:45] Kaoru**
A gold coin weighs less than
ten grams, which means...
**[17:49] Kaoru**
There can't be any more than 150 grams here.
**[17:52] Kaoru**
The device shouldn't have led us to this!
**[17:55] Kaoru**
Which means...
**[17:56] Kaoru**
Detect only 500 grams or more!
**[18:02] Kaoru**
That's it!
**[18:05] CC**
What is it?
**[18:11] Kaoru**
I know where it's hidden.
**[18:13] Kaoru**
It's right here,
**[18:14] Kaoru**
inside the wall of the treasury!
**[18:16] CC**
Who in the world would hide it there?
**[18:19] CC**
Wait, that's exactly why, isn't it?!
**[18:22] Kaoru**
Now let's tear down this wall!
**[18:24] CC**
Right!
**[18:36] Kaoru**
Oh?
**[18:40] Kaoru**
Well, I'll just be going now.
**[18:42] CC**
Wait a minute!
**[18:46] CC**
Just put me in this hole
and close it up behind me.
**[18:49] Kaoru**
I'm sorry...
**[18:51] Reyette**
Kaoru, can I have some medicine?
**[18:54] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[18:55] Reyette**
My throat hurts.
**[18:57] Kaoru**
Maybe you caught a cold. Open wide for me.
**[19:01] Reyette**
Not like that.
**[19:02] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[19:03] Reyette**
Look.
**[19:04] Kaoru**
Did a bug bite you?
**[19:06] Reyette**
Uh-huh. I scratched it, and now it hurts.
**[19:10] Kaoru**
Here you go. Perfect for bug bites.
**[19:15] Reyette**
Thanks!
**[19:16] Kaoru**
You startled me.
**[19:18] Kaoru**
When you said your throat hurt,
I thought you were sick.
**[19:22] Kaoru**
But you meant it hurt on the
outside, not the inside.
**[19:26] Kaoru**
Not the inside, but the outside?
**[19:32] Kaoru**
Company Commander, I need something
hard that you wouldn't mind damaging!
**[19:36] CC**
Huh? Okay...
**[19:41] CC**
Hey! Wh-What are you doing?
**[19:50] Kaoru**
Not inside, but outside.
**[19:52] Kaoru**
The vault itself was the treasure.
**[19:57] CC**
Father! Ancestors! And Goddess Celestine!
**[20:02] CC**
The people of the Larsrick domain
will overcome this crisis
**[20:06] CC**
and proceed bravely into the future!
**[20:09] Kaoru**
But if you experience periods
of crop failure that often,
**[20:13] Kaoru**
won't you just use up all this treasure
**[20:15] Kaoru**
and end up falling into ruin anyway?
**[20:17] CC**
What?
**[20:18] Kaoru**
Buying your way out of this with money
**[20:21] Kaoru**
is just a temporary fix, not a solution.
**[20:23] Kaoru**
You need to solve the root of the problem.
**[20:27] CC**
But what else am I supposed to do, then?
**[20:30] Kaoru**
Analyze exactly why your crops have failed.
**[20:34] Kaoru**
If the problem is unseasonably cool summers,
**[20:36] Kaoru**
you can get seed rice from up north
that fares better in the cold
**[20:39] Kaoru**
and use the gold to fund test cultivation.
**[20:41] Kaoru**
Or if it's caused by droughts,
**[20:43] Kaoru**
you could dig a deeper well or
run a channel in from the river.
**[20:47] Kaoru**
For risk diversification,
**[20:49] Kaoru**
you could also farm things like
corn and potatoes, not just wheat.
**[20:53] Kaoru**
Potatoes might not turn into as much money,
**[20:57] Kaoru**
but when things go wrong,
lives matter over profits, right?
**[21:00] CC**
I see...
**[21:01] Kaoru**
Try to use it as effectively as you can.
**[21:04] Kaoru**
* Yeah, I think I did one small*
* gold coin's worth of work here.*
**[21:09] CC**
Thank you for your help today.
**[21:11] CC**
I've prepared a meal, as you can
see. Please eat before you go.
**[21:14] Reyette**
Yay!
**[21:16] Kaoru**
*Um...*
**[21:18] CC**
I'll introduce you.
**[21:19] CC**
This is my wife and my
two sons, Augustan and Clovis.
**[21:22] Kaoru**
*Why is the whole family here?*
**[21:25] Kaoru**
*Wait... Don't tell me...*
**[21:28] Kaoru**
*He's fallen for me?!*
**[21:30] Kaoru**
*I see it! I see it now!*
**[21:32] Kaoru**
* The image of my future after*
* marrying into a viscount's family!*
**[21:36] Kaoru**
*We're certainly not wealthy,*
**[21:38] Kaoru**
* but we work hard at river management*
* and agricultural reform.*
**[21:40] Kaoru**
* The company commander's family*
* values me as a very capable wife.*
**[21:44] Kaoru**
* Then I have a baby, and everyone*
* in the domain loves me.*
**[21:47] Kaoru**
*Yeah, that could be pretty nice!*
**[21:50] 1st Son**
Kaoru, I'd like to ask a favor of you.
**[21:52] Kaoru**
H-Here it comes!
**[21:53] 2nd Son**
No, wait a minute! Me first!
**[21:56] 1st Son**
No, me first!
**[21:57] 2nd Son**
No, me!
**[21:59] Kaoru**
* I have no choice but to say that*
* line every girl dreams of saying!*
**[22:04] Kaoru**
Oh, please!
**[22:05] Kaoru**
Don't fight over me!
**[22:11] 1st Son**
Enough!
**[22:12] Sons**
Kaoru!
**[22:13] Sons**
Please share your soldier
syndrome medicine with us!
**[22:17] Kaoru**
Yeah, I knew that.
**[22:20] Kaoru**
Damn it all!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** "I Shall Survive Using Potions!"
**[22:31] Kaoru**
Sheesh... Another crazy day.
**[22:35] Kaoru**
This life is far from the
easy street that I wanted.
**[22:38] Reyette**
Thank you for stopping by.
**[22:41] Kaoru**
But I guess it's not so bad.
**[22:45] Kaoru**
I have to make more lunches tomorrow.
I should get to bed.
**[22:49] Gum**
Kaoru! Kaoru!
**[22:54] Kaoru**
Gum?
**[22:55] Kaoru**
Is some—
**[22:56] Gum**
There's trouble!
**[22:57] Gum**
It's Mal and Mol!
**[22:58] Kaoru**
Huh?
**[23:09] Kaoru**
They're burning up! This is no simple cold!
**[23:12] Gum**
They were fine earlier today.
They just suddenly...
**[23:16] Kaoru**
Gum?!
**[23:20] Kaoru**
Is this...
**[23:27] Kid**
Mommy, my throat hurts...
**[23:36] Kaoru**
An epidemic?!
# E12 - I Shall Survive Using Potions!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD2PM0/i-shall-survive-using-potions)
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***SIGN*** Kingdom of Jusral • Royal Capital Litenia
**[00:06] Kaoru**
* The mysterious epidemic spread*
* throughout the city in no time.*
**[00:12] Kaoru**
*Symptoms included a severe cough, fever,*
**[00:15] Kaoru**
* headache, abdominal pain,*
* and joint pain throughout the body.*
**[00:19] Kaoru**
* Some wasted away and died*
* within as few as ten days.*
**[00:22] Kaoru**
* All medicines made by*
* pharmacists were ineffective.*
***SIGN*** Reyette's Atelier
**[00:25] Kaoru**
* People had no choice but to hole*
* up in their homes and wait.*
***SIGN*** Closed Today
***SIGN*** I Shall Survive Using Potions!
**[00:37] Lt. Col.**
Information is being strictly
regulated to prevent panic.
**[00:42] Lt. Col.**
That being the case,
this must not leave this room...
**[00:46] Lt. Col.**
but we've pinpointed the
source of the outbreak.
**[00:54] Lt. Col.**
The first case was observed
in the village of Goa,
**[00:56] Lt. Col.**
east of the capital.
**[00:59] Lt. Col.**
The army is currently keeping
the village under lockdown.
**[01:01] Roland**
But we're far past all hope
of that doing any good.
**[01:06] Roland**
It's unthinkable that a national course
of action hasn't been announced yet.
**[01:10] Roland**
Is the royal family of
Jusral that incompetent?
**[01:15] Francette**
If the army's lockdown continues,
**[01:17] Francette**
they'll eventually run out of food.
**[01:20] Francette**
The villagers will only
grow increasingly anxious.
**[01:23] Emil**
And more children will lose their parents.
**[01:26] Belle**
I wish we could do something.
**[01:31] Kaoru**
*To keep quiet and wait for the storm to pass*
**[01:35] Kaoru**
* would probably be the*
* smartest thing to do here.*
**[01:38] Kaoru**
* Everyone in this room has*
* been given the potion I made,*
**[01:42] Kaoru**
*as have Gum and his friends.*
**[01:45] Kaoru**
* There's no chance of them*
* catching the disease.*
**[01:48] Kaoru**
* If I want to continue living in this*
* city as an ordinary drugstore owner,*
**[01:54] Kaoru**
*I should do nothing.*
**[01:56] Kaoru**
Yeah, like hell I can do that!
**[02:02] Kaoru**
So what if my identity gets out?
**[02:03] Kaoru**
I'll just run away again!
**[02:07] Kaoru**
I made up my mind on that day
**[02:09] Kaoru**
that I'd live how I pleased in this world!
**[02:12] Kaoru**
That I'd exercise restraint,
but not hold back.
**[02:14] Kaoru**
That I'd reflect on my actions,
but not regret anything.
**[02:20] Reyette**
Big Sis Kaoru?
**[02:23] Kaoru**
Sorry for suddenly shouting like that.
**[02:26] Kaoru**
I bet that scared you, huh?
**[02:28] Kaoru**
I should apologize to all of you, as well.
**[02:30] Kaoru**
It looks like I'll have to
set out on another journey.
**[02:33] Emil**
You mean...
**[02:36] Kaoru**
Goddess Light will soon be back in action!
**[02:43] Francette**
I was waiting to hear you say that!
**[02:45] Roland**
That's exactly why you're our angel!
**[02:48] Lt. Col.**
A-Angel?
**[02:50] Emil/Belle**
All in accordance with her will!
**[02:52] Reyette**
With her will!
**[02:55] Lt. Col.**
Wha...
**[02:56] Lt. Col.**
What?!
**[02:58] Lt. Col.**
You're the angel that all
the rumors talked about?!
**[03:04] Kaoru**
And now, it's showtime!
**[03:06] Kaoru**
Angel Theater will now begin!
**[03:16] Gum**
That's the emergency call!
**[03:21] Kaoru**
We're going to eradicate the disease
spreading throughout the capital.
**[03:25] Kaoru**
All of us here will save not just
the capital, but the whole country, too.
**[03:28] Gum**
We are?
**[03:30] Kaoru**
Yes. You kids are the only
ones in this city who can.
**[03:34] Kaoru**
So there'll be no giving up, right?
**[03:39] Kids**
Wow, awesome!
**[03:42] Kaoru**
All of you, tell the people of the city
**[03:45] Kaoru**
that the owner of Reyette's Atelier will be
distributing a drug to fight the epidemic.
**[03:49] Kaoru**
Have them assemble before
the statue of the goddess
**[03:51] Kaoru**
in the central plaza before
the second morning bell rings.
**[03:54] Kaoru**
Everyone will be able to receive
the drug free of charge.
**[03:57] Kaoru**
Got all that?
**[03:59] Kids**
Yes!
**[04:00] Kaoru**
Split up and tell as many people as possible.
**[04:03] Kaoru**
Oh, and tell them to bring an
extra container to be filled
**[04:06] Kaoru**
for anyone they know who's
too sick to come in person.
**[04:08] Kids**
Got it!
**[04:13] Kaoru**
Roland, inform the nobles associated
with the royal family of this plan.
**[04:17] Roland**
All right.
**[04:18] Kaoru**
And as for the nobleman who messed
with our shop the other day...
**[04:22] Roland**
You mean Count Olam?
**[04:24] Kaoru**
Let him know, too.
**[04:25] Roland**
Huh?
**[04:26] Kaoru**
Now is not the time to be picky.
**[04:29] Kaoru**
Besides, if he thinks he can profit from it,
**[04:33] Kaoru**
he'll jump right on board.
**[04:35] Roland**
I get it.
**[04:36] Roland**
If the count's household acts, it'll make
it easier for other nobles to act.
**[04:40] Roland**
That's your plan, right?
**[04:41] Kaoru**
Yeah. I want to get this information
out to everyone at once.
**[04:45] Kaoru**
And Fran...
**[04:49] Kaoru**
Take these to Lieutenant Colonel Vonsas
and Company Commander Larsrick.
**[04:53] Kaoru**
Have the soldiers working
as guards drink them.
**[04:56] Francette**
Understood.
**[05:01] Kaoru**
Emil and Belle, go see the realtor
and cancel our contract with him.
**[05:05] Kaoru**
When you finish, go help
Gum and the other kids.
**[05:08] Emil/Belle**
Got it!
**[05:09] Reyette**
Big Sis Kaoru, what about me?
**[05:12] Kaoru**
Reyette, you're going to be my cheerleader.
**[05:14] Reyette**
Go, go!
**[05:19] Kaoru**
The operation to eradicate the epidemic...
**[05:21] Kaoru**
begins now!
**[05:30] CC**
Don't push! Form a line!
**[05:32] 2nd Son**
Those who are ill, come this way.
**[05:38] Francette**
Form a tight line over here,
please. No pushing.
**[05:38] Lt. Col.**
Don't worry. There's enough for everyone.
**[05:43] Kaoru**
Ah, ah. Mic check, mic check.
**[05:48] CrowdA**
What's that thing?
**[05:49] Kaoru**
Thank you all for coming.
**[05:51] Kaoru**
I'm Kaoru, the owner of Reyette's Atelier.
**[05:54] Kaoru**
I'm about to give you all potions
that will cure the epidemic.
**[05:59] Kaoru**
Once you drink it,
you won't catch the disease,
**[06:02] Kaoru**
and if you're already sick,
it'll cure you instantly.
**[06:05] Kaoru**
There's plenty for everyone
in the royal capital.
**[06:09] Kaoru**
So please don't rush, and follow
the soldiers' instructions.
**[06:14] Kaoru**
Otherwise...
**[06:19] Kaoru**
You'll face the goddess's punishment.
**[06:23] Kaoru**
My friend Celestine, protect us
from this evil disease!
**[06:28] Kaoru**
Come forth, miracle potion jar!
**[06:42] Kaoru**
The potion will never run dry.
I'll keep pouring out infinitely.
**[06:46] Kaoru**
The goddess's mercy is boundless!
**[06:48] Kaoru**
Give priority to the weak,
and accept it with righteous hearts.
**[07:00] Old**
Oh... I feel better!
**[07:02] Grandson**
Grandpa!
**[07:04] Old**
I'm so grateful! This drug is a miracle!
**[07:10] Kaoru**
* This potion both prevents and cures the*
* epidemic currently plaguing the capital,*
**[07:17] Kaoru**
* and it loses its effect 24*
* hours after being collected.*
**[07:22] Kaoru**
*Those are the effects of this potion*
**[07:24] Kaoru**
* being infinitely created and circulated*
* within this goddess statue-shaped container.*
**[07:29] Kaoru**
* Foul play? That's just fine.*
* I make the rules here!*
**[07:35] Kaoru**
* Yeah, it is kinda similar*
* to that other thing, but...*
**[07:40] Kaoru**
*Well, putting that aside...*
**[07:42] CC**
The sick, children, and elderly come first.
**[07:46] CC**
If you need to take some home,
have your container ready.
**[07:48] CC**
And don't even think about taking
extra and trying to sell it.
**[07:55] Kaoru**
Company Commander Larsrick.
**[07:57] CC**
Ah!
**[07:58] CC**
You've done it again. This is the
result of that one shot you fired.
**[08:02] CC**
Some are even helping us voluntarily.
**[08:05] Kaoru**
And I'll give these to you.
**[08:08] CC**
What's this?
**[08:09] Kaoru**
Give them to the king and his family.
**[08:11] Kaoru**
We can't have the king himself
lining up here, can we?
**[08:16] CC**
Ah, good point.
**[08:18] CC**
I was so preoccupied with saving the people,
**[08:20] CC**
that I completely forgot.
**[08:22] CC**
So take those to them and
earn a bunch of points.
**[08:26] Kaoru**
You need to restore the
Larsrick family name, right?
**[08:30] Kaoru**
Well, go on! Leave things here to us!
**[08:33] Kaoru**
Get moving, domain lord!
**[08:35] CC**
You have my gratitude, Kaoru.
**[08:42] Marquis**
Out of the way, commoners!
**[08:44] Marquis**
The miracle potion belongs to
the family of Marquis Sethdol!
**[08:51] Kaoru**
Fool!
**[08:52] Kaoru**
You must not value your life if
you would defy the goddess's will!
**[08:58] Kaoru**
Now, as you wish, I will grant you death.
**[09:01] Kaoru**
Then you won't have to worry about
falling victim to the epidemic.
**[09:05] Marquis**
Please, spare me!
**[09:08] Kaoru**
Then behold the power of the goddess!
**[09:25] Kaoru**
The goddess doesn't differentiate
between nobles and commoners.
**[09:29] Kaoru**
If you want the drug, get in line.
**[09:30] Kaoru**
Dirty tricks like cutting in
line will not be tolerated.
**[09:33] Marquis**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[09:35] Kaoru**
Soldiers, line up in front
of the statue on the left.
**[09:38] Kaoru**
Once you've had your share, listen to
your commander and help the people!
**[09:44] Lt. Col.**
You truly are an angel. Splendid work.
**[09:47] Kaoru**
I would have preferred to stay a
normal girl for a bit longer, though.
**[09:50] Lt. Col.**
Too late for that, I'm afraid.
**[09:53] Lt. Col.**
So what are you going to do after this?
**[09:55] Kaoru**
I'll go east.
**[09:57] Lt. Col.**
East?
**[09:58] Kaoru**
To the village believed to be
the source of the outbreak.
**[10:01] Kaoru**
I'll cut it off at the root.
**[10:04] Lt. Col.**
But our army has already locked
down the village of Goa.
**[10:08] Kaoru**
You mean you're going to leave it
until all the villagers are dead?
**[10:14] Kaoru**
I won't let you do that.
**[10:16] Kaoru**
I'm a pharmacist.
**[10:18] Kaoru**
If there are people suffering from illness,
**[10:19] Kaoru**
it's my job to get medicine to them.
**[10:24] Lt. Col.**
Then I will lead the way.
**[10:27] Lt. Col.**
It's the army's job to protect the populace.
**[10:30] Lt. Col.**
I'm only doing my job. Besides...
**[10:33] Lt. Col.**
Serving as the angel's guide now
might prove beneficial to me someday.
**[10:40] Kaoru**
Second Battalion Commander
of the Royal Capital Army,
**[10:43] Kaoru**
as a man I can trust,
I order you to guide me!
**[10:47] Lt. Col.**
Yes, ma'am! Your words honor me!
**[10:50] Lt. Col.**
I, Lieutenant Colonel Nevas von Vonsas,
will guard you with my life!
**[11:03] Kaoru**
Come on, stop being mad already, Ed.
**[11:07] Ed**
Sheesh! You just dumped me in the
stables as soon as we got to town!
**[11:11] Ed**
You never even came to see me!
**[11:13] Kaoru**
I'm sorry. I was really busy.
**[11:16] Ed**
And as soon as you need help, here you are!
**[11:18] Ed**
Some master you are!
**[11:20] Kaoru**
I said I was sorry.
**[11:22] Lt. Col.**
*I know she can decipher coded languages,*
**[11:24] Lt. Col.**
*but she can speak to horses, too?*
**[11:37] Kaoru**
Hello, people of this village.
I'm a pharmacist from the capital.
**[11:41] Kaoru**
I've brought a drug that cures the epidemic.
**[11:44] Kaoru**
With just a sip, you'll be instantly healed,
**[11:47] Kaoru**
and you'll never catch it again.
**[11:51] Lt. Col.**
We've already taken it, and as you
can see, it had no ill effects.
**[11:54] Lt. Col.**
In fact, it has saved the lives
of many in the royal capital.
**[11:59] VillagerA**
Y-You think it's true?
**[12:05] Kaoru**
Go on. Drink.
**[12:15] VillagerA**
It's delicious.
**[12:17] VillagerA**
I can breathe again... and the pain is gone!
**[12:21] Villagers**
Give me some!
**[12:22] Villagers**
Me, too!
**[12:23] Villagers**
I have a baby!
**[12:24] Kaoru**
There's plenty to go around.
**[12:26] Kaoru**
Please don't panic.
**[12:40] Lt. Col.**
I'm shocked. This village looked
to be on the verge of death.
**[12:44] Lt. Col.**
Now it looks like a festival.
**[12:46] Lt. Col.**
Was this also due to your powers, angel?
**[12:49] Kaoru**
You can call me Kaoru.
**[12:50] Kaoru**
Being called an angel just feeds my ego.
**[12:53] Lt. Col.**
You're you, all right.
**[12:55] Lt. Col.**
So what are you going to do now?
**[12:58] Kaoru**
Find the source of the
epidemic and get rid of it.
**[13:00] Lt. Col.**
You think you can?
**[13:01] Kaoru**
I can't say it's 100% guaranteed,
**[13:03] Kaoru**
but I do have an idea.
**[13:06] Kaoru**
And I have no intention of losing.
**[13:12] Chief**
This is the house where those
who died from the disease lived.
**[13:15] Kaoru**
Chief, do you know who showed symptoms first?
**[13:19] Chief**
Let me think...
**[13:20] Chief**
The first to fall ill were Mark and Kiara,
Joey and Martha, and Joshua.
**[13:27] Roland**
All of the first patients lived in
the houses nearest the mountains.
**[13:31] Kaoru**
Did they have anything in common?
**[13:33] Kaoru**
The things they ate,
their daily routines, anything at all?
**[13:36] Chief**
Hmm...
**[13:39] Chief**
Of course! The valley!
**[13:41] Chief**
Mark and Joey are hunters,
**[13:43] Chief**
Kiara and Martha are dyers,
**[13:46] Chief**
and Joshua is a fisherman.
**[13:47] Chief**
They all went out to this nearby
valley nearly every day.
**[13:52] Kaoru**
That's it!
**[13:58] Ed**
Just gonna leave me behind again, huh?
**[14:05] Hunter**
The valley is just ahead.
**[14:09] Lt. Col.**
Say, I've been wondering all
this time... What are those?
**[14:13] Kaoru**
I guess you could call these
glasses that help me find things.
**[14:18] Kaoru**
*Let me correct that.*
**[14:19] Kaoru**
* It's a glasses-shaped container for a potion*
* that can detect things I'm searching for.*
**[14:24] Kaoru**
* It's the super-evolved form of my Hot*
* Spring Sensor and metal detector.*
**[14:28] Kaoru**
*I've dubbed it the Searcher.*
**[14:30] Kaoru**
* And the target of the search is the*
* pathogen that started this epidemic.*
**[14:34] Kaoru**
Wait, I've got it already!
**[14:36] Francette**
Kaoru?
**[14:37] Kaoru**
They're moving too quickly to be bacteria,
**[14:40] Kaoru**
and their directions and speeds
are too varied to be airborne.
**[14:46] Kaoru**
Of course! That's an infected animal!
**[14:50] Kaoru**
This disease uses animals
to spread itself around!
**[14:53] Kaoru**
Let's hurry to the valley!
**[14:55] Kaoru**
Hang on.
**[14:57] Kaoru**
Broaden range.
**[15:00] Kaoru**
I think I've got the location
where it originated!
**[15:03] Lt. Col.**
What?!
**[15:04] Kaoru**
Be careful, everyone. We don't
know what we'll find.
**[15:07] Kaoru**
Roland, look out for Reyette.
**[15:09] Roland**
Got it.
**[15:11] Kaoru**
Everyone else, be alert to
all directions! Let's go!
**[15:21] Kaoru**
What's that?
**[15:28] Kaoru**
What the heck is this?!
**[15:32] Kaoru**
That's it!
**[15:34] Francette**
Kaoru, wh-what is that obviously
warped-looking thing?!
**[15:39] Kaoru**
Huh? Warped?
**[15:41] Kaoru**
Of course! If this is one of those things...
**[15:45] Kaoru**
You're up, urgent summoning device!
**[15:59] Celestine**
Where is the distortion?!
**[16:01] Celestine**
Wait... Kaoru?
**[16:03] Celestine**
Oh, so there's no distortion?
What did you need?
**[16:06] Kaoru**
That.
**[16:07] Celestine**
Huh?
**[16:08] Kaoru**
I thought that might be one of the
distortions you're looking for.
**[16:12] Celestine**
Wh-What?! It totally is!
**[16:16] Celestine**
A distortion! It's a distortion!
**[16:19] Celestine**
Oh, good. It's still small.
**[16:22] Celestine**
Okay, this is my chance!
**[16:24] Celestine**
I'm dispelling this distortion!
**[16:26] Celestine**
Get back! Get farther away from it, everyone!
**[16:29] Reyette**
Goddess?
**[16:33] Kaoru**
Everyone, run!
**[16:35] Kaoru**
If that hits you, it'll tear you in half!
**[16:49] Celestine**
Destroy it!
**[16:53] Francette**
It's coming!
**[16:54] Kaoru**
Too soon!
**[16:56] Emil/Belle**
Kaoru!
**[17:06] Belle**
I thought we were done for.
**[17:08] Kaoru**
I-I thought I'd be crushed to death.
**[17:11] Kaoru**
Wh-Where's Reyette?
**[17:13] Roland**
Right here, and safe.
**[17:17] Kaoru**
Wait, where's Fran?
**[17:20] Francette**
Goddess Celestine!
**[17:22] Francette**
Why couldn't you wait until
Kaoru was safely out of range?!
**[17:27] Celestine**
I-I'm sorry.
**[17:28] Francette**
Kaoru is in a human body right now!
**[17:32] Francette**
What would you do if
something happened to her?!
**[17:35] Celestine**
G-Good point...
**[17:36] Kaoru**
*Oh, jeez! She's lecturing Celes!*
**[17:36] Francette**
You're her friend! Show a
bit more concern for her!
**[17:40] Kaoru**
*Wait, they're on the same wavelength?*
**[17:41] Celestine**
Right...
**[17:43] Francette**
You know, anyone who calls herself
a goddess could learn from Kao—
**[17:46] Kaoru**
I think that's enough, Fran.
**[17:49] Kaoru**
Anyway, Celes, about that distortion...
**[17:53] Celestine**
What? The harmful effects of
the distortion have spread?
**[17:57] Kaoru**
A disease originating from
it has been spreading around.
**[18:00] Kaoru**
We stopped it in the capital
and the village near here,
**[18:03] Kaoru**
but I'm sure it's reached other areas, too.
**[18:07] Kaoru**
It was caused by a pathogen that came
from another world through a distortion
**[18:10] Kaoru**
and an invasion of animals
that were carrying it.
**[18:13] Kaoru**
So naturally, the cleanup and
restoration would be your job, right?
**[18:18] Celestine**
Oh, uh... Yes, maybe, but...
**[18:21] Kaoru**
Hmm... I wonder what that Earth guy would do.
**[18:25] Kaoru**
I bet he'd do a flawless job
without cutting any corners.
**[18:30] Celestine**
O-Of course!
**[18:32] Celestine**
Protecting humans from the
damage caused by distortions?
**[18:35] Celestine**
Of course that's my job!
**[18:37] Kaoru**
*She's so easy.*
**[18:39] Kaoru**
Okay, then, I'm counting on you to clean up.
**[18:41] Kaoru**
I feel bad for the animals that
caught the original pathogen,
**[18:44] Kaoru**
but you'll have to get rid of all of them.
**[18:46] Celestine**
Aw, but I'm not very good at detail work.
**[18:50] Kaoru**
If you go to great pains to protect humans,
**[18:51] Kaoru**
you might get a reward.
**[18:53] Kaoru**
He might even pat your
head and say, "Good job."
**[18:58] Celestine**
I can't waste any more time!
**[19:00] Celestine**
I really need to get to work!
**[19:02] Celestine**
Well, see you later, Kaoru!
**[19:06] Reyette**
Goddess...
**[19:09] Kaoru**
And that concludes this operation.
**[19:12] Chief**
Thank you so much, Miss Kaoru.
**[19:16] Kaoru**
Well, we'll be on our way now.
Thank you for everything.
**[19:21] Lt. Col.**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[19:22] Lt. Col.**
What about those things
you left in the capital?
**[19:24] Kaoru**
Oh, those?
**[19:26] Palace Police**
These should be managed by the palace!
**[19:29] Temple Priest**
What are you talking about?!
**[19:31] Temple Priest**
Miracles of the goddess fall
under the temple's jurisdiction!
**[19:36] Both**
These belong to us!
**[19:40] Kaoru**
I rigged them to self-destruct after five
days or if anyone tried to move them.
**[19:46] Lt. Col.**
You really thought this through, huh?
**[19:48] Kaoru**
This isn't my first time being on the run.
**[19:51] Kaoru**
I'll be able to live as an ordinary
girl again somewhere else.
**[19:55] Lt. Col.**
An ordinary girl? Where's an ordinary girl?
**[20:01] Kaoru**
The point is, I'm sick of
being treated like an angel!
**[20:05] Kaoru**
Which is why...
**[20:06] Lt. Col.**
Wait a minute!
**[20:07] Lt. Col.**
What about soldier syndrome? There are
still those who haven't recovered!
**[20:11] Kaoru**
You might as well give up... on...
**[20:14] Lt. Col.**
What is it?
**[20:16] Kaoru**
A potion that prevents and cures the disease
ravaging the capital with just one sip...
**[20:25] Kaoru**
Lieutenant Colonel, I don't think you need
to worry about soldier syndrome anymore.
**[20:29] Lt. Col.**
Huh?
**[20:31] Kaoru**
I don't think the soldiers in the
capital will ever get it again.
**[20:35] Kaoru**
And those who had it
should be all better now.
**[20:38] Lt. Col.**
R-Really?!
**[20:39] Kaoru**
Yes. And if I'm right, you can
take the credit for it.
**[20:44] Kaoru**
But in return...
**[20:46] Lt. Col.**
Yes.
**[20:47] Lt. Col.**
The angel and her companions
left to go somewhere else,
**[20:51] Lt. Col.**
and no one knows where.
**[20:53] Lt. Col.**
I'll tell them that.
**[20:56] Kaoru**
Well, then, let's go!
**[20:58] Reyette**
We're off!
**[21:00] Kaoru**
Hi-yo, Silver!
**[21:01] Ed**
Again, whose horse is that?!
**[21:13] Francette**
This road will soon intersect with
the road that runs north and south.
**[21:17] Francette**
Which way will we go?
**[21:18] Kaoru**
Who knows? We'll just go where life takes us.
**[21:22] Belle**
It might be nice to visit
the hot spring again, too.
**[21:24] Roland/Emil**
No way!
**[21:25] Kaoru**
Well, then...
**[21:26] Kaoru**
How about the ocean?
**[21:28] Kaoru**
We can follow up the hot springs with a
gourmet trip for all the seafood we can eat.
**[21:32] Reyette**
I'm in!
**[21:33] Francette**
That sounds nice!
**[21:34] Belle**
Wow! A hot spring with a view of the ocean?
**[21:37] Roland/Emil**
No way!
**[21:38] Kaoru**
* Dear Nagase family,*
* Kyoko-sama, and Reiko-sama.*
**[21:43] Kaoru**
*I'm doing pretty well here in Verny.*
**[21:48] Kaoru**
* I haven't found my peaceful*
* life or a husband yet,*
**[21:52] Kaoru**
*but I've made precious friends.*
**[21:55] Kaoru**
* Come what may, I'm determined to*
* enjoy an easy life with my OP ability*
**[21:59] Kaoru**
*until the day I die.*
**[22:01] Kaoru**
*And until I achieve that goal...*
**[22:04] Kaoru**
I, Nagase Kaoru, shall survive using potions!
**[23:23] Kaoru**
For watching until the end...
**[23:25] All**
We thank you very much.
**[23:26] Reyette**
Fank you very mush!
**[23:28] Kaoru**
Our journey isn't over yet, but for now...
**[23:32] All**
Goodbye, and take care!
**[23:34] Reyette**
Goodbye!