Season 1
- E1 - Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
- E2 - My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
- E3 - I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!
- E4 - I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!
- E5 - I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business!
- E6 - I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
- E7 - The Goddess Descends to End the War!
- E8 - I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!
- E9 - "I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!
- E10 - Going Back to My Original Goal in a New Country!
- E11 - I'll Find a Husband with a Treasure Hunt!
- E12 - I Shall Survive Using Potions!
E1 - Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
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SIGN Send
[00:04] Kaoru
And... send.
[00:06] Kaoru
Finally done!
SIGN Kyoko
[00:07] Kaoru
Oh, it's Kyoko.
[00:09] Kaoru
Wonder if she's mad. Hello?
[00:11] Kyoko
You're late, Kaoru!
[00:13] Kyoko
Better get here soon or
we'll start without you!
[00:16] Kaoru
Sorry, it's my first time...
[00:17] Reiko
Are you done with work?
[00:19] Kaoru
Yeah, I'm just leaving.
[00:21] Kaoru
My boss dumped a task on
me that was kind of a pain.
[00:24] Kyoko
Well, you always were
unnecessarily good at your job.
[00:27] Kaoru
"Unnecessarily"? Hey!
[00:29] Reiko
You okay? You're not too tired?
[00:31] Kaoru
Thanks, Reiko! An energy drink
will get me back on my feet!
[00:35] Kaoru
Anyway, be right there. See you soon.
[00:37] Reiko
Bye.
[00:38] Kyoko
See ya!
[00:39] Kaoru
All right! We're drinking tonight!
[00:43] Kaoru
After graduating from my
university's science department,
[00:45] Kaoru
I got a job with a local business.
[00:47] Kaoru
My parents were thrilled that
I could commute from home,
[00:50] Kaoru
and it gave me a chance to save up money.
[00:52] Kaoru
The life of Kaoru Nagase
isn't exciting, but it's stable.
[00:56] Kaoru
Now...
[00:58] Kaoru
If only my eyes looked a little less scary...
[01:01] Kaoru
Uh-oh... No, I can't pass out!
[01:04] Kaoru
Crouch down slowly... and...
[01:08] Administrator
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
[01:11] Administrator
We haven't made this mistake
in thousands of years!
[01:14] Kaoru
No, really, it's okay.
[01:16] Kaoru
I mean, it's not... but it seems
like it was out of your control.
[01:20] Administrator
I truly appreciate that.
[01:22] Kaoru
Huh... That's a higher being on a completely
different plane than humanity for you.
[01:27] Kaoru
He looks just like a god, but...
[01:30] Kaoru
So, um... Let me make sure
I have this straight.
[01:33] Kaoru
A world in another dimension that
normally has nothing to do with mine
[01:36] Kaoru
started to interfere with this world due
to an incidental shift in space-time?
[01:42] Administrator
Yes. We refer to such
phenomena as "distortions."
[01:47] Administrator
If a distortion is not addressed,
in the worst case,
[01:49] Administrator
worlds in neighboring dimensions can
be affected, resulting in a disaster.
[01:53] Administrator
We conduct maintenance and supervision
on space-time to prevent this.
[01:58] Administrator
But this time...
[02:01] Kaoru
I just happened to be there at that moment.
[02:04] Administrator
Yes.
[02:06] Administrator
I just barely managed to preserve
your consciousness and soul,
[02:09] Administrator
but back in your world, your body
is currently being pronounced dead.
[02:14] Administrator
If we interfere with fate
to return you to this world,
[02:18] Administrator
it could trigger an even greater distortion.
[02:22] Kaoru
So in other words, there's no
place left for me in this world?
[02:26] Administrator
Unfortunately, yes.
[02:28] Administrator
So the least I can do is offer
an alternative solution...
[02:33] Koichi
What?! Reincarnated in another world?!
[02:36] Koichi
What is this, a light novel?!
[02:37] Kaoru
I know, right?
[02:38] Kaoru
But he said I can be reincarnated as I am
into a different world that's unregulated.
[02:43] Dad
As you are? Don't be ridiculous!
[02:45] Mom
That's right! This was God's mistake, right?
[02:47] Mom
You need to get a guarantee!
[02:49] Yuki
Yeah! You can claim damages, can't you?
[02:53] Kaoru
Yeah. That's why I asked to appear
[02:56] Kaoru
before my family and friends in
a dream so I could say goodbye.
[03:00] Kaoru
Wait, I know this is a dream, but you
guys seemed to move on pretty quick!
[03:05] Kaoru
Your oldest kid was torn in
half in a mysterious accident!
[03:09] Kaoru
Shouldn't you be, you know, sadder?
[03:11] Koichi
We know you'll be just fine, though.
[03:14] Yuki
You've got good sense,
and your specs aren't bad, either.
[03:17] Dad
No matter which world you're in,
we know you'll get by.
[03:21] Mom
You're an eldest daughter the
Nagase family can be proud of.
[03:24] Koichi
As long as you're doing okay in
that other world, we're happy.
[03:28] Kaoru
Honestly, what a family I have.
[03:32] Kaoru
Looks like time's up. Thanks, guys. Goodbye.
[03:36] Dad
Kaoru, take care.
[03:38] Mom
Find your happiness.
[03:40] Koichi
Keep your status secret,
and take precautions!
[03:42] Yuki
Find yourself a good man!
[03:45] Kaoru
Gotta go see Kyoko and Reiko next.
[03:50] Administrator
Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
[03:52] Kaoru
Yes.
[03:53] Reiko
She doesn't have much time, you know.
[03:55] Kaoru
Kyoko bawled all over me, though.
[03:59] Administrator
Then I will now send you to your new world.
[04:01] Administrator
Its civilization isn't
as advanced as Earth's,
[04:02] Administrator
but otherwise, it's quite similar.
[04:05] Administrator
The rest will be—
[04:06] Kaoru
Wait just a minute!
[04:08] Kaoru
If it's less advanced, that means
there'll be more injuries, illnesses,
[04:12] Kaoru
crime, war, and all kinds
of other dangers, right?
[04:16] Administrator
W-Well, yes...
[04:17] Kaoru
And you want to send a woman
to a world like that all alone?
[04:21] Kaoru
There's no way I'll be able to survive!
[04:24] Kaoru
I could die the very day I get there!
[04:27] Administrator
R-Right...
[04:28] Kaoru
So as a perk of reincarnation...
[04:32] Kaoru
I demand an overpowered skill!
SIGN Perks of Reincarnation, Please!
[04:39] Celes
Welcome to Verny!
[04:41] Kaoru
Huh?
[04:42] Celes
I'm Celestine, the administrator of this world.
[04:45] Celes
But please just call me "Celes," okay?
[04:48] Kaoru
Um, I'm sure I'll be needing
your guidance for—
[04:50] Celes
Yes, yes, yes! I've heard
all about your story!
[04:53] Celes
And I'm deeply grateful to you!
[04:56] Kaoru
You are?
[04:57] Celes
Yes! Because you agreed to
be reincarnated in Verny,
[05:02] Celes
I get to work with him!
[05:04] Kaoru
"Him"? You mean the god of Earth?
[05:07] Celes
Just getting to see him is precious enough!
[05:10] Celes
But actually getting to talk to him...
[05:12] Celes
What good fortune! How blessed I am!
[05:18] Celes
And because of that, I'm going
to give you some freebies!
[05:22] Kaoru
Wait, is this god's head
in the clouds or something?
[05:25] Kaoru
I mean, it's great that
she's helping me, but...
[05:28] Celes
Yes, he's told me everything.
[05:31] Celes
For starters, you want the ability
to read, write, and speak,
[05:34] Celes
and a younger body, but with the
same genes you're always had, right?
[05:38] Kaoru
Make me the youngest age that's
considered adult in this world.
[05:41] Celes
You got it!
[05:42] Kaoru
All is going to plan so far.
[05:45] Celes
He also said that you requested an amazing
skill necessary for surviving in this world.
[05:54] Kaoru
Yes.
[05:55] Kaoru
By the way, does this world
have magic and monsters,
[05:58] Kaoru
and jobs that involve hunting them and stuff?
[06:01] Kaoru
This is a very important question.
[06:03] Kaoru
The answer will determine what overpowered—
SIGN Why do you look scared?
Is it my eyes?
It's my eyes, isn't it?!
SIGN I'm used to
this reaction, though...
[06:07] Celes
Y-Yes, it has everything you just named.
[06:10] Celes
Magic, monsters, hunters—all of it.
[06:13] Kaoru
Score!
SIGN <Ally's Turn>
SIGN Stage
SIGN Fight
Item
Defend
Flee
SIGN Warrior
SIGN Mage
SIGN Healer
[06:14] Kaoru
An isekai is almost always
a world of swords and magic.
[06:17] Kaoru
Medieval-style civilizations
are the standard.
SIGN Stage
SIGN Fight
Item
Defend
Flee
SIGN Warrior
SIGN Mage
SIGN Healer
[06:20] Kaoru
So what OP ability is essential
for staying alive in such a world?
[06:24] Kaoru
A defensive attack?
[06:26] Kaoru
No!
[06:27] Kaoru
Those only ever end up being used by
powerful people for their own benefit!
[06:31] Kaoru
I gave this a lot of thought and
considered all possible conditions.
[06:34] Kaoru
The ultimate ability that will allow me
to live out my life safe and worry-free...
[06:39] Kaoru
is...
[06:40] Kaoru
the ability to freely create potions
with whatever effects I want!
[06:46] Celes
Huh?
[06:49] Kaoru
The major causes of death in this
world are injury and illness, right?
[06:53] Kaoru
I'd feel bad if I died immediately
[06:56] Kaoru
after you so kindly let me reincarnate here.
[07:00] Kaoru
It would do just a tiny bit to
make up for my disadvantage here,
[07:05] Kaoru
but is it too selfish?
[07:07] Kaoru
Will the god of Earth say no?
[07:11] Celes
Oh, well, that's...
[07:11] Administrator
I swear on my name...
[07:13] Celes
Okay! No problem! That's just fine!
[07:17] Kaoru
Oh, but I'll need containers
to put the potions I create in.
[07:21] Celes
Huh?!
[07:22] Kaoru
And depending on the potion,
different shapes and sizes might be required.
[07:27] Celes
Uh-huh...
[07:29] Kaoru
I don't want to think about it,
[07:31] Kaoru
so can we just say any potion I make will
appear in whatever container I think of?
[07:36] Celes
Sure, the container isn't a problem at all.
[07:39] Kaoru
Also...
[07:40] Celes
What?! There's more?!
[07:42] Kaoru
You did say earlier that
you'd give me some freebies.
[07:47] Kaoru
Right?!
[07:48] Celes
That I did...
[07:49] Kaoru
If I told him about this...
[07:51] Celes
Oh, darn it! I'll give you
whatever you want, okay?!
[07:54] Kaoru
Well, thank you!
[07:56] Kaoru
Yes! I got her to commit!
[07:59] Celes
I will now begin the reincarnation process.
[08:02] Celes
You want to retain your original genetics,
[08:04] Celes
but revert to the youngest age
considered adult in this world.
[08:07] Celes
The ability to read, write,
and speak all languages...
[08:11] Celes
The power to create any potion you
want in any container you want...
[08:16] Celes
And...
[08:17] Celes
Your own extra-dimensional storage
space that only you can access,
[08:20] Celes
that has unlimited capacity,
is unaffected by the passage of time,
[08:23] Celes
and that you can use whenever
you want: an Item Box.
[08:27] Celes
Are these all of your demands?
[08:29] Kaoru
Yes. And just one last request...
[08:33] Celes
What now?!
[08:34] Kaoru
Please be my friend.
[08:38] Celes
Yes, of course, Kaoru!
[08:49] Kaoru
I hear birds singing...
[08:52] Bird1
Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
brother gets the throne, not the older one.
[08:56] Bird1
Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
[08:59] Bird2
Dunno. I heard the older brother got
hurt bad protecting the younger one.
[09:03] Bird2
That's why he let him have the throne.
[09:06] Kaoru
The ability to read, write,
and speak all languages?!
[09:09] Kaoru
What a dumb "freebie" to
put all your effort into!
[09:13] Celes
Tee-hee.
[09:14] Kaoru
Whew, that turned into panic pretty quick.
[09:16] Kaoru
Ow! Crap...
[09:18] Kaoru
I guess this is my chance to test it out.
[09:21] Kaoru
Appear, Wound-Healing Potion!
[09:25] Kaoru
Wow, it really appeared.
[09:27] Kaoru
And it's not a screw-on cap.
[09:29] Kaoru
I guess they're in line with
how advanced this world is.
[09:34] Kaoru
Yikes, that's gonna leave a scar.
[09:38] Kaoru
Yuck! I need to think about flavors, too!
[09:41] Kaoru
It's fully healed! Leave it to the
mysterious powers of a higher being...
[09:46] Kaoru
And it looks like I have
the body of a ninth grader.
[09:50] Kaoru
That leaves...
[09:51] Kaoru
Item Box, open!
[09:53] Kaoru
Wonder if there's a hanky in there...
SIGN Nothing in Storage
[09:56] Kaoru
Yeah, I knew that.
[09:57] Kaoru
Oh, I'll put the bottle in here.
SIGN Wound-Healing Potion
Bottle and Lid
(Trash)
[10:00] Kaoru
Looks like she kept her promise.
[10:04] Kaoru
But you know, Celes, you could've put
some useful items in that Item Box
[10:08] Kaoru
or maybe beefed up my chest
protection a little more!
SIGN Was just barely a B on Earth
SIGN Definitely an A now
[10:12] Kaoru
Why couldn't you do that? Because...
[10:15] Kaoru
She's Celes!
[10:17] Kaoru
Yep. Perfect reasoning.
[10:20] Kaoru
Okay! Time to start enjoying
the world of Verny!
[10:28] Kaoru
I wonder if that light is a town...
[10:30] Kaoru
Recovery Potion, please.
[10:37] Kaoru
I'm raring to go now!
[10:39] Kaoru
That cleared my exhaustion right up!
[10:41] Kaoru
Wait, it doesn't have any
weird side effects, does it?
[10:44] Kaoru
Now I'm kinda scared.
[10:49] Kaoru
I gotta get some useful
things in my Item Box soon.
[10:55] Kaoru
I finally made it.
[10:57] Kaoru
My belly's so bloated...
[10:59] Kaoru
Right!
[11:01] Kaoru
This is my safe, worry-free life
in another world with an OP ability!
[11:05] Kaoru
I'll start by procuring some funds.
[11:07] Kaoru
I produced four healing potions.
[11:10] Kaoru
And they cost me nothing to make,
so it's pure profit.
[11:14] Kaoru
How much should I try to get?
[11:16] Kaoru
Oh, that's not a lamp?
[11:19] Kaoru
A stone? A magic stone, I guess?
[11:21] Kaoru
A world of magic and monsters!
[11:23] Kaoru
It's starting to feel like an isekai now!
[11:26] Kaoru
The hunters' guild!
[11:28] Kaoru
I'd like to get at least four silver,
[11:30] Kaoru
the amount they told me to expect at the inn.
[11:32] Kaoru
They told me what most things here cost, too.
[11:35] Kaoru
Time to march into battle!
[11:37] Kaoru
Coming in!
[11:39] Kaoru
I feel so awkward.
[11:41] Kaoru
They're all foreigners.
[11:43] Kaoru
Wait, I guess I'm the foreigner, huh?
[11:46] Kaoru
Nothing will start if I don't go in!
[11:53] Gilda
What? Potions?
SIGN Her eyes look scary
SIGN Eek!
[11:56] Kaoru
It's medicine for cuts and bruises.
[11:58] Gilda
Medicine?
[12:00] Gilda
If you want to sell medicine,
talk to a pharmacist or doctor.
[12:03] Gilda
Why bring them to the hunters' guild?
Are you dumb?
SIGN Sunk
[12:07] Kaoru
Whatever!
[12:09] Kaoru
I'm sorry.
[12:10] Kaoru
I just left the countryside, so I
don't know how things work here.
[12:13] Kaoru
If I don't sell them today, I
can't afford food or lodging.
[12:17] Kaoru
Tell me, where can I find
the pharmacist and doctor?
[12:20] Gilda
They're obviously not
gonna be open this late.
[12:22] Gilda
And the doctor's out making the
rounds in the surrounding villages.
[12:25] Gilda
The pharmacist's out of town, too.
[12:28] Gilda
Neither of them will be back for a while.
[12:32] Kaoru
It's all over!
[12:35] Gilda
Oh, fine. You can stay just for tonight.
[12:38] Kaoru
Huh?
[12:39] Gilda
I'll lend you a folding bed. Sleep wherever.
[12:42] Kaoru
Thank you so much!
[12:44] Gilda
It's only for tonight. As for food...
[12:49] Gilda
Figure that out on your own.
[12:51] Gilda
I'll grant you permission
to do business here.
[12:53] Kaoru
O-Okay!
[12:55] Kaoru
How about some healing potions?
[12:57] Kaoru
The blue one that heals cuts
and bruises costs one silver,
[13:01] Kaoru
and the yellow one that heals anything,
from fractures to internal injuries,
[13:04] Kaoru
costs five silver.
[13:05] Karl
A silver for an infusion of
herbs she found lying around?
[13:06] Kaoru
Anyone interested?
[13:08] Kaoru
I only have one of the yellow,
but I have three of the blue.
[13:09] Hunter1
Maybe if it was two or three small silver...
[13:12] Kaoru
Every adventurer needs these!
[13:13] Kaoru
Why aren't they selling?
[13:15] Kaoru
They work great, and they'll
be a big help on monster hunts!
[13:15] Kaoru
There should be demand for these...
Did I price them too high?
[13:18] Kaoru
Maybe healing magic is even cheaper?
[13:21] Kaoru
But I can't set the price any lower...
[13:25] Kaoru
I lose at life!
[13:26] Kaoru
I want solid food! Using potions as
nutritional supplements is pathetic!
[13:30] Gunther
Hey, little lady.
[13:31] Kaoru
Me?
[13:32] Gunther
I can't buy those potions of yours,
[13:35] Gunther
but do you wanna rub my feet instead?
[13:37] Gunther
I'll pay you...
[13:39] Gunther
with these.
[13:40] Kaoru
I'll take that job!
[13:42] Hans
You can do me next, then.
[13:44] Hans
I'll give you two chicken
skewers to rub my shoulders.
[13:47] Karl
Then I'll give you a quarter of a boar steak
to hit the pressure points on my back.
[13:51] Kaoru
Gladly!
[13:53] Kaoru
I gave my dad a lot of massages when
I was a kid, so I'm good at it!
[13:56] Gunther
You still are a kid!
[13:58] Hans
No doubt.
[14:00] Hunter1
Hey, do my lower back for me!
[14:02] Kaoru
I don't think I can eat any more than this!
[14:06] Kaoru
So please pay me in copper coins after this!
SIGN Second stomach
for dessert...
[14:10] Kaoru
Well, I'm happy!
[14:12] Kaoru
Even though I couldn't sell any potions.
[14:16] HunterC
Someone, please, call a doctor!
[14:18] HunterB
A gray bear got him!
[14:20] HunterB
Please help! Hurry!
[14:24] Hunters
A monster got him?
[14:25] Kaoru
He's hurt bad.
[14:26] Hunters
A gray bear, I heard.
[14:26] Kaoru
So there really are monsters...
[14:28] HunterA
What?!
[14:30] Gilda
All I can do for him right now is treat
him with the herbs I have on hand.
[14:35] Gilda
But...
[14:36] Gilda
With a wound like that, he's...
[14:39] Kaoru
Someone use healing magic, quick!
[14:42] Kaoru
With so many people here, there must
be one or two who can use it!
[14:46] Kaoru
If magic won't work, use a high-level potion!
[14:48] Kaoru
Doesn't anybody have one?!
[14:50] Kaoru
This man's life depends on it!
[14:52] HunterA
What are you...
[14:54] Kaoru
Oh, forget it! I'll do it!
[14:56] Kaoru
Someone bring me the strongest
drink here, in the bottle! Quickly!
[15:01] Karl
R-Right...
[15:03] Kaoru
Give him this.
[15:05] Kaoru
I only have one of the
yellow one. Don't spill any.
[15:08] HunterA
Okay...
[15:09] Kaoru
I'm borrowing that.
[15:12] Karl
Here's the booze.
[15:13] Kaoru
Thanks.
[15:16] Kaoru
Tough it out.
[15:17] Kaoru
Now, while he's conscious!
[15:33] HunterC
Oh, thank goodness!
[15:36] Kaoru
Drink this. It's my last one.
[15:38] HunterB
I can't use something so valuable on—
[15:39] Kaoru
Just do it!
[15:40] HunterB
O-Okay...
[15:45] Gunther
I don't believe it.
[15:47] Hans
It's a miracle...
[15:48] Hunters
That was such a bad wound...
[15:50] Hunters
Am I just drunk?
[15:52] Gilda
You're an angel...
[15:53] Karl
An angel! An angel has come down to us!
[15:56] Gunther
This is a joyous occasion!
We're gonna drink tonight!
[15:58] Hunters
Yeah!
[16:06] Kaoru
Stupid Celes! You said
they had this stuff here!
[16:10] Kaoru
After that...
[16:11] Hans
Medicines to heal injuries and illnesses
are made from medicinal herbs, of course.
SIGN It's juice. They said I look
too young to drink alcohol.
SIGN Hmph!
[16:16] Hans
I've never heard of magical
medicines like yours!
[16:20] Gilda
They say only mages who train
all their lives can use magic,
[16:23] Gilda
and even then, only enough to light
a candle or produce a drop of water.
[16:27] Kaoru
That's not what you'd call having magic!
SIGN Phosphorescent Rock
A rock that absorbs light from bright areas and gives
off its glow when it's dark, much like luminous paint
on Earth. Not the same as radiation.
[16:30] Kaoru
By the way, the street lights
outside are phosphorescent rocks.
SIGN I'm good
at physics
[16:33] Kaoru
They have nothing to do with magic at all.
[16:36] Kaoru
I learned through my information-gathering
[16:39] Kaoru
that this is not the world of swords
and magic that I had imagined.
[16:43] Kaoru
It felt so nice, though...
[16:46] Kaoru
No, no! If they find a little girl with no
background makes miraculous magic potions...
[16:51] Rische
Hey, morning, little lady!
[16:53] Rische
The lord of this land,
Baron Renié, wants to see you.
[16:57] Kaoru
This is what will happen.
[16:59] Rische
Quit struggling!
[17:00] Kaoru
Don't yank me like that! It hurts!
[17:03] Kaoru
Maybe I'll try a little something...
[17:06] Kaoru
If you're that rough with me,
you'll break my bracelet!
[17:10] Rische
Bracelet?
[17:11] Kaoru
That's worth ten gold, you know.
[17:14] Rische
What?!
[17:15] Kaoru
Of course it's expensive. It's one
of the freebies Celes gave me.
[17:21] Kaoru
Thank you for inviting me here, Baron Renié.
[17:25] Renié
I'm so glad you came, Kaoru, my dear!
[17:28] Renié
Have a seat right there!
[17:30] Kaoru
Baron Renié is the lord of this town.
[17:34] Kaoru
He climbed the ladder by
being stingy and violent.
[17:37] Kaoru
He's just a terrible person.
[17:39] Kaoru
That's what I head from the hunters.
[17:42] Kaoru
Basically, in this world, he's
the stereotypical minor noble.
[17:47] Renié
Incidentally, Kaoru, my dear...
[17:49] Renié
Tell me about that medicine
you had. Where did you get it?
[17:54] Kaoru
Oh, that? I made it myself.
[17:57] Renié
You did?!
[17:58] Kaoru
Yes.
[17:59] Kaoru
But I can't make them any more.
[18:02] Renié
What?! Why not?!
[18:06] Renié
Is it this?! Is this why?!
[18:08] Kaoru
Yes. Without this, I can't make medicine.
[18:12] Renié
I gave Rische a good scolding.
[18:14] Renié
Please forgive him for treating you that way.
[18:16] Kaoru
This has been broken.
[18:19] Kaoru
Maybe he was jealous of you
monopolizing all the medicine?
[18:24] Renié
Curse him! Why, I oughta...
[18:27] Kaoru
This Rische guy is about to get some
payback for being rough with me!
[18:32] Kaoru
Thankfully, I think I can repair it.
I just need a little time.
[18:36] Renié
Oh, good!
[18:37] Renié
Prepare a room for Kaoru!
[18:40] Renié
The best room in this house!
[18:42] Head Maid
Understood.
[18:45] Kaoru
Well, I've assured my safety for now.
[18:49] Kaoru
I mean, considering I only
have a few copper coins on me,
[18:53] Kaoru
I'm grateful to have three meals and a bed.
SIGN I'll use a potion to grow
out my hair!!
[18:56] Kaoru
But I don't want to stay here long.
[18:57] Kaoru
I need to come up with a plan.
[19:00] Kaoru
Yes, come in.
[19:03] Head Maid
I've brought some tools that
might help with your repairs.
[19:06] Kaoru
Thank you, head maid.
[19:08] Head Maid
Here you go. It's heavy, mind.
[19:10] Kaoru
Okay.
[19:12] Head Maid
Is there anything else you need?
[19:14] Kaoru
Only...
[19:16] Head Maid
Is something the matter?
[19:17] Kaoru
Huh?
[19:18] Kaoru
Ah, no, nothing.
[19:20] Kaoru
Can I ask for just one thing, then?
[19:23] Head Maid
As you requested, I've brought all
the maids who are close to your age.
[19:27] Kaoru
Thank you.
[19:29] Kaoru
As I think you've all heard by now...
[19:33] Kaoru
I need someone on the same magical
wavelength as me to be my assistant.
[19:39] Kaoru
We won't be doing any
weird rituals or anything.
[19:41] Kaoru
You can relax.
[19:43] Kaoru
You there...
[19:44] Hannah
Y-Yes!
[19:45] Kaoru
Would you help me?
[19:47] Kaoru
We'll work late tonight,
[19:48] Kaoru
so if you could join me after bringing
a late-night snack, that would be great.
[19:51] Kaoru
What's your name?
[19:52] Hannah
My name is Hannah!
It's a pleasure to meet you!
[19:57] Kaoru
Whoa, there...
[19:59] Kaoru
Gotta make sure the guards don't see...
[20:02] Kaoru
Sorry, Hannah. This stuff will
only put you out until morning.
[20:06] Kaoru
Well, time to get started.
[20:16] Kaoru
That just leaves... getting her
clothes off. That won't be easy.
[20:19] Kaoru
Oh, I know!
[20:21] Kaoru
Put her maid uniform in storage.
[20:23] Kaoru
This Item Box is seriously handy!
[20:28] Kaoru
And now for the main event.
[20:32] Kaoru
If I put the clothes in and
take hers out at the same time,
[20:34] Kaoru
and then drink this potion...
[20:37] Kaoru
Dress change!
[20:52] Kaoru
All done!
[20:55] Kaoru
At least, that's that I envisioned,
but it was actually instantaneous.
[20:58] Kaoru
That Item Box won't let me have any fun.
[21:11] Renié
She ran away?!
[21:13] Renié
Th-This can't be...
[21:16] Renié
I spent a lot of money
on all those furnishings!
[21:19] Kaoru
Anyone pursuing me on horseback
should be catching up to me soon.
[21:23] Kaoru
I changed my hair and eye colors,
[21:25] Kaoru
and I put on clothes I stole from—
SIGN Stole
[21:27] Kaoru
Cough, cough.
[21:28] Kaoru
I put on clothes I commandeered
from that room,
SIGN Commandeer
To take
something
by force
[21:31] Kaoru
so I don't think they'll
recognize me easily, but...
[21:37] Kaoru
Are those the pursuers' horses?
[21:43] Kaoru
I'll just chill out here until they run by.
[21:46] Kaoru
Maybe have breakfast while I wait...
[21:49] Kaoru
It's actually yesterday's
late-night snack, but still.
[21:52] Kaoru
Yum!
[21:56] Gunther
I think we can stop pretending
to pursue her now.
[21:59] Hans
We're pretty far from the baron's domain.
[22:01] Gunther
We did enough work to earn
the pay he promised.
[22:04] Kaoru
I've heard those voices before...
[22:06] Gunther
I mean, even if we found the angel
who saved one of our buddies,
[22:09] Gunther
does that lord really think
we'd just hand her over?
[22:13] Karl
I wanted to tell him,
"Like hell I'm taking that job!"
[22:18] Hans
Yeah, but then Gilda told us to make
sure we just get good money out of him.
[22:22] Three
That's our receptionist from hell!
[22:27] Gunther
C'mon, let's go home!
[22:32] Kaoru
I appreciate all of your help.
[22:35] Kaoru
I'm headed for Aras, the royal
capital of the Kingdom of Brancott!
[22:39] Kaoru
Dear Nagase family,
[22:41] Kaoru
as well as Kyoko and Reiko.
[22:44] Kaoru
I'm doing pretty well for myself
here in the parallel world of Verny.
[22:48] Kaoru
And I've been put down
as a friend of a goddess
[22:50] Kaoru
who's pretty disappointing in a
lot of ways, for a higher power.
[22:54] Kaoru
This doesn't seem like such a bad place.
[22:57] Kaoru
So on that note...
[22:59] Kaoru
Come, potion!
[23:03] Kaoru
I'm Kaoru Nagase, and I shall
survive using potions!
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN "My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!"
[23:16] Hector
Hey, Eunice! Are you done
"powdering your nose" yet?
[23:20] Eunice
Honestly, Big Brother!
Don't be so rude to a lady!
[23:25] Eunice
Francette, what is that?
[23:28] Francette
Miss, please wait!
[23:33] Hector
What is it?
[23:34] Eunice
Look.
E2 - My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
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[00:08] Eunice
It's the goddess!
[00:10] Eunice
Goddess!
[00:13] Kaoru
Yo! Shut up!
SIGN I'm glad I just
used the bathroom...
SIGN My Goal Is a Safe, Worry-Free Life in Another World!
SIGN Stolen
from the Baron
[01:50] Eunice
So you're saying you come down
to our world sometimes to rest?
SIGN Commandeered
[01:54] Kaoru
Boy, this is a problem.
I was only camping out.
[01:58] Kaoru
I really don't feel like explaining
everything to passersby.
[02:02] Kaoru
Oh well. Just this once...
[02:06] Kaoru
Yes. This is how I share my goddess powers.
[02:12] Eunice
Um, Goddess Celestine...
[02:14] Kaoru
Oh, I'm not Celes.
[02:18] Kaoru
I came here from another world.
[02:20] Kaoru
Celes is my friend.
[02:22] Hector
Wow! You're the goddess of another world?
[02:27] Kaoru
He gets the concept of
"another world," though?
[02:30] Eunice
Brother Hector, this must be the
mercy of the goddess Celestine.
[02:35] Hector
Yeah.
[02:36] Hector
I'm a noble of the neighboring
Kingdom of Balmore,
[02:39] Hector
the eldest child of Count Adan.
My name is Hector.
[02:42] Hector
This is my sister, Eunice...
[02:45] Hector
and our knight escort, Francette.
[02:48] Kaoru
The Kingdom of Balmore?
[02:50] Kaoru
Come to think of it, when
I first came here...
[02:52] (Flashback) Bird1
Yeah, but I can't believe the younger
brother gets the throne, not the older one.
[02:57] (Flashback) Bird1
Is the Kingdom of Balmore gonna make it?
[03:00] Kaoru
So it's the country those birds
were gossiping about?
[03:02] Hector
We're here in the Kingdom of Brancott
[03:05] Hector
to visit our grandmother, who lives here.
[03:08] Hector
She's gravely ill,
and we're not very hopeful.
[03:11] Eunice
And that's when we found you.
[03:14] Eunice
This must be the work of the
gracious goddess Celestine!
[03:19] Eunice
Goddess, please grant your
blessing to our grandmother!
[03:24] Kaoru
Uh... I'm not sure I can
believe my camping out here
[03:27] Kaoru
was arranged by an airheaded
goddess like her...
[03:33] Kaoru
Very well. I will grant my blessing.
[03:37] Kaoru
Someone, please, tell me a sad story.
[03:40] Kaoru
Make me cry by telling
me a sad, painful story.
[03:45] Kaoru
No better wonder drug than a goddess's tears!
[03:48] Kaoru
I gotta do at least this
much to set things up.
[03:51] Hector
So not only did I fall into the castle moat,
[03:54] Hector
but my father scolded me, too!
[03:56] Kaoru
Okay, next.
[03:58] Eunice
And that's why my friend Felicia is so mean!
[04:03] Kaoru
Okay, next.
[04:07] Kaoru
Well, then...
[04:08] Francette
Um... I don't think my story
is particularly sad.
[04:19] Hector
The goddess's tears!
[04:21] Eunice
You did it, Fran!
[04:23] Kaoru
Oh, how can I not shed
tears after hearing that?
[04:29] (Flashback) Francette
I spend my days as a female knight training
so that I won't be looked down upon.
[04:34] (Flashback) Francette
I have dedicated myself to
the sword for over a decade,
[04:36] (Flashback) Francette
paying no heed to the marriage
proposals I've received.
[04:39] (Flashback) Francette
Before I knew it, all my friends
were married with children.
[04:44] (Flashback) Francette
And when I look at myself,
[04:45] (Flashback) Francette
I see a muscular body and
hands hardened by the sword.
[04:49] (Flashback) Francette
I am no longer of a desirable
age for marriage.
[04:53] (Flashback) Francette
I wonder if I'll be alone
for the rest of my life.
[04:57] (Flashback) Francette
And when I have such thoughts... well...
[04:59] (Flashback) Francette
Oh, but this story really isn't that—
[05:02] Kaoru
Are you kidding?! That's too sad!
[05:05] Kaoru
So anyway, I came up with three bottles.
[05:09] Kaoru
This one is for your sick grandmother.
[05:12] Kaoru
This one is for you to drink.
[05:14] Francette
Me?
[05:16] Kaoru
I was deeply moved by your story.
[05:19] Kaoru
Just be sure you only drink
this around people you trust.
[05:23] Kaoru
Otherwise it might spell trouble.
[05:25] Francette
A-All right.
[05:27] Kaoru
And this one...
[05:30] Kaoru
Give it to a sick or injured
person that you want to cure.
[05:35] Francette
Someone that I want... to cure?
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore
SIGN One Month Later
SIGN Kingdom of Brancott
[05:41] Serge
Oh? Your children encountered
the goddess of another world
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore
Royal Capital Grua
[05:45] Serge
in a forest in the Kingdom of Brancott?
[05:47] Serge
And what happened after that, Count Adan?
[05:50] Adan
Well, the goddess completed
her brief rest in our world,
[05:55] Adan
and she left the forest.
[05:57] Serge
Hmm... It seems a bit hard to believe.
[06:01] Adan
Yes, but when Hector gave my
mother the medicine he received,
[06:06] Adan
she immediately made a full recovery.
[06:08] Serge
Is that true?!
[06:10] Adan
Yes.
[06:11] Crowd
Is he trying to deceive the king?
[06:12] Crowd
It couldn't be...
[06:17] Francette
If that's how you feel, behold!
[06:20] Francette
This is the medicine
I received from the goddess!
[06:23] Eunice
Fran...
[06:36] Serge
I-It's a miracle!
[06:44] Francette
This is the last of the
medicines I received from her.
[06:47] Francette
Please give it to Sir Roland.
[06:50] Roland
Why me?
[06:51] Francette
In your youth, Sir Roland, you were
gravely injured while protecting
[06:56] Francette
your younger brother, King Serge.
[06:59] Francette
To this day, you cannot move your right arm.
[07:03] Serge
Brother...
[07:07] Serge
You allowed me to claim the title of
crown prince because, in your words,
[07:11] Serge
a man who can't hold a sword is
unfit to be our people's king.
[07:14] Serge
And now that our father is gone,
[07:17] Serge
you still support me as my aide.
[07:20] Serge
But...
[07:22] Serge
the one who is truly fit to be king
[07:24] Serge
is you, my brother.
[07:27] Serge
Please, drink this.
[07:29] Roland
No. You are the king, and if
something happened to you—
[07:32] Francette
The goddess...
[07:35] Francette
The goddess told me to give that
medicine to someone I wished to cure.
[07:43] Serge
Brother, this medicine was
meant for you and no one else!
[07:56] Roland
My arm... I can move it!
[07:59] Serge
Brother!
[08:07] Serge
We must hold the coronation ceremony at once!
[08:09] Serge
This time, you will be king of—
[08:11] Roland
I refuse.
[08:14] Roland
Being king is nothing but a headache.
[08:16] Roland
I'm not letting you dump that burden on me.
[08:18] Roland
I'm going to enjoy an easy life.
[08:21] Roland
No matter what anyone says,
you're the only king of this country,
[08:24] Roland
Serge.
SIGN Kingdom of Brancott
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore
[08:33] Kaoru
Thank you, Bowman, for taking me this far.
[08:37] Bowman
No, I should thank you for
keeping Charles company.
[08:40] Charles
I learned a lot from you, Kaoru.
[08:42] Bowman
Well, little lady, I wish you the best.
[08:45] Kaoru
Thank you. I appreciate the ride.
[08:48] Charles
See you later, Kaoru.
[08:49] Kaoru
Sure, see you.
[08:54] Kaoru
Yes! I made it to the royal capital, Aras!
[08:58] Kaoru
Based on the information I got from
the merchant who gave me a ride,
[09:02] Kaoru
the Kingdom of Brancott is a stable
nation ruled by a monarchy,
[09:06] Kaoru
and this is its royal capital, Aras.
[09:09] Kaoru
Incidentally, there's only one religion in
this world, though it has multiple sects.
[09:14] Kaoru
It turned out they worship
none other than Celes.
[09:19] Kaoru
So now that I'm here...
[09:21] Kaoru
I need money for lodging.
[09:23] Kaoru
I'll sell the stuff I stol—commandeered
from the baron at a pawn shop.
[09:27] Kaoru
Bowman bought some of it off of me,
[09:29] Kaoru
but after paying the kingdom's entry tax,
I don't have enough left.
[09:32] Kaoru
What?! Stolen goods? How could you say that?
[09:36] Shopkeeker
It's not that I think you're a thief.
[09:38] Shopkeeker
But fine silverware like this
[09:40] Shopkeeker
isn't the kind of thing a peasant
would bring me, much less a child.
[09:45] Shopkeeker
Where did you get these?
[09:47] Kaoru
My mother, who just passed away,
received them from a noble she was serving.
[09:52] Kaoru
It's a long story, though. Sob, sob, sob...
[09:59] Shopkeeker
This is the most my shop can give you.
[10:03] Kaoru
Thank you so much.
[10:05] Shopkeeker
Do your best out there,
even if your mother's gone.
[10:08] Kaoru
I will.
[10:09] Kaoru
Yes! This'll keep me going for a while!
[10:16] Kaoru
Apparently, I look pretty
young in this world...
[10:19] Kaoru
Like a little kid, even.
[10:23] Kaoru
Being treated like a child everywhere I go
[10:25] Kaoru
might have its uses,
but it's kind of annoying.
[10:28] Kaoru
I should've told her to give me the
appearance of an adult when she made me younger.
[10:35] Kaoru
If I have time to spend whining about my
starting stats, I should be job-hunting!
[10:40] Kaoru
Magic and potions basically
don't exist in this world.
[10:44] Kaoru
I can't make the same mistake as last time.
[10:46] Kaoru
My goal is a safe,
worry-free life in another world!
[10:50] Kaoru
This time, I'm gonna make it happen!
SIGN Brancott Castle
[10:56] Fernand
Finally done...
[10:57] Fernand
Fine work, Your Highness.
[11:00] Fernand
All this paperwork, day after day...
[11:03] Fernand
Tell me, Fabio. If being a
crown prince is like this,
[11:05] Fernand
what's going to happen when I'm king?
[11:08] Fernand
Your father does ten times
this much paperwork every day.
[11:13] Fernand
You sure are lucky.
[11:15] Fernand
As the prime minister's son,
even if you inherit your dad's work,
[11:19] Fernand
you can toss it all to your subordinates.
[11:21] Fabio
Don't be silly.
[11:23] Fabio
Listen well, Fernand. I say this
as your long-time friend...
[11:28] Allan
What's this? Getting another lecture?
[11:30] Fernand
Allan? Wait, that outfit...
[11:33] Fernand
Are you going out to town?
[11:35] Allan
Yes, I thought I'd go get something to eat.
[11:38] Allan
I came to invite Fabio.
[11:40] Fernand
I'll go! I'll go! I'll go! I want to go!
SIGN Big Belly Bistro
[11:49] Allan
I've been favoring this restaurant lately.
[11:52] Allan
The food's good, but it's also got...
[11:55] Agathe
Welcome, Allan.
[11:58] Allan
Hey, Agathe.
[11:59] Allan
Some interesting things happen here.
[12:06] Fernand
What's all this? I've never seen
foods like these before.
[12:09] Fabio
They certainly seem strange.
[12:12] Kaoru
Thank you for waiting.
[12:14] Kaoru
Your soup rice, plum flavor.
[12:16] Allan
It's the new menu she suggested.
[12:19] Fabio
New menu?
[12:20] Fabio
Thick and tender soup pasta...
[12:22] Fabio
Soup rice, plum or salmon...
[12:25] Fabio
Egg-wrapped tomato and chicken rice...
[12:27] Fabio
Just what are these dishes?
[12:30] Eme
Are you ready to order?
[12:31] Allan
Three of the usual.
[12:32] Fabio
Hey! Don't just...
[12:37] Allan
See? Isn't it great?
It's my top recommendation.
[12:40] Fernand
It's delicious! They don't even
serve food this good in the castle!
[12:45] Fabio
Flavoring rice with tomato
and wrapping it in eggs...
[12:48] Fabio
Well, it's certainly a cooking
style no one's thought of before.
[12:52] Allan
Right? And this savory flavor,
with its subtle aroma...
[12:58] Allan
I wonder if they use some secret spice.
[13:01] Eme
I see you brought friends today.
[13:04] Allan
Yeah. I wanted to show
them the you-know-what.
[13:07] Allan
Can we do that today?
[13:08] Eme
Sure! Those are the only
customers doing it right now.
[13:12] Eme
So which course would you like?
[13:14] Allan
I think... the one for five silver.
[13:17] Eme
Ooh, how generous of you!
[13:19] Eme
Our share is 40 percent of the fee,
[13:21] Eme
and I split mine in half with Agathe, so...
[13:24] Eme
Much appreciated!
[13:26] Eme
Yay!
[13:27] Fabio
And what was that dubious exchange all about?
[13:30] Allan
Listen to what they're saying at that table.
[13:34] Kaoru
So, Charles, you think you should just
ignore troublesome customers at your shop?
[13:41] Charles
Yes, there are really only a handful of them,
[13:45] Charles
so I don't see the need to waste time on
them or practice calming them down.
[13:50] Kaoru
You think it's a waste of time?
[13:52] Charles
Isn't it?
[13:54] Kaoru
It's true that even if
people are unsatisfied,
[13:58] Kaoru
not many of them would come back to complain.
[14:00] Kaoru
If they don't like it, they can
always go to another shop.
[14:04] Charles
Right.
[14:05] Kaoru
But the fact that they came back to complain
[14:09] Kaoru
means that they intend to
continue patronizing your shop.
[14:13] Kaoru
In other words, they like your shop,
[14:15] Kaoru
and that's why they came back
to tell you about its faults.
[14:18] Kaoru
Can't you look at it that way?
[14:24] Kaoru
It may seem like a pain on the surface,
[14:26] Kaoru
but those are the sort of kind customers
you should be grateful to have.
[14:30] Kaoru
Don't you think they're worth treating well?
[14:35] Kaoru
Oh, but people who gripe about faults that
don't exist to get money out of you are different.
[14:41] Kaoru
Never give those people money,
no matter what.
[14:44] Kaoru
If you do that,
[14:46] Kaoru
bad guys will come from all over the
country to take advantage of you.
[14:49] Charles
Okay, I'll be careful.
[14:50] Kaoru
Charles, customers aren't just easy
marks for merchants to drain money from.
[14:56] Kaoru
They're equal trade partners,
[14:58] Kaoru
as well as teachers who
can impart many lessons.
[15:03] Fernand
Hey, who is that girl?
[15:05] Allan
See? Interesting, isn't she?
[15:07] Fabio
She's beyond interesting!
[15:08] Fernand
Did that advice cost only five silver?
If that was five silver...
[15:12] Allan
Look, here she comes.
[15:14] Kaoru
Thanks for all the repeat business, Allan.
[15:17] Kaoru
You wanted the five-silver session, right?
[15:19] Allan
Yeah. I brought a couple of friends today.
[15:21] Allan
This is Fern and Fab.
[15:24] Allan
They're the ones you'll be counseling.
[15:26] Fabio/Fernand
Huh?
[15:28] Allan
Hurry up and think of a
question worth five silver.
[15:34] Fernand
Just who is this Kaoru girl?
[15:37] Allan
Dunno. A waitress for a restaurant downtown?
[15:41] Fabio
One who proposed dishes the likes of
which no one has come up with before,
[15:45] Fabio
and who can give advice surpassing any
scholar's about managing a domain?
[15:51] Allan
Yeah, that part surprised me, too.
[15:53] Fabio
Her advice was the total
opposite of the way we think.
[15:56] Fernand
True...
[15:59] (Flashback) Kaoru
First, lower taxes.
[16:01] (Flashback) Fernand
What? But lower taxes would mean
less income for the domain.
[16:05] (Flashback) Kaoru
Yes, but if you leave people with
next to nothing, you're done.
[16:09] (Flashback) Kaoru
What if you lowered taxes
by... say... 20 or 30 percent?
[16:14] (Flashback) Fernand
Our tax revenue would drop.
[16:16] (Flashback) Kaoru
People could afford more.
[16:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
For example, farmers could
buy better farming tools,
[16:21] (Flashback) Kaoru
allowing them to farm more efficiently.
[16:23] (Flashback) Kaoru
And if they farm more efficiently,
[16:24] (Flashback) Kaoru
they can use the extra
time to do other things.
[16:28] (Flashback) Kaoru
Like gathering firewood and edible
plants from the mountains,
[16:30] (Flashback) Kaoru
or making hand-crafted goods at home.
[16:33] (Flashback) Kaoru
Then they'd have even more room to breathe.
[16:35] (Flashback) Fabio
What about merchants, then?
[16:37] (Flashback) Fabio
Taxes on goods entering
and leaving the domain
[16:39] (Flashback) Fabio
are a valuable source of income.
[16:42] (Flashback) Fabio
Same for sales tax.
[16:43] (Flashback) Kaoru
Yes, but what if reducing those taxes
means more merchants pass through?
[16:49] (Flashback) Kaoru
What if, after reducing taxes by 20 percent,
[16:51] (Flashback) Kaoru
you get two or three times as many merchants?
[16:55] Fabio
That would be plenty...
[16:57] Fabio
No, it would lead to even bigger profits.
[17:00] (Flashback) Kaoru
When people have more money to spare,
[17:02] (Flashback) Kaoru
their purchasing power grows.
[17:04] (Flashback) Kaoru
And the merchants that enter your
domain won't leave empty-handed.
[17:08] (Flashback) Kaoru
They'll buy things before they go.
[17:10] (Flashback) Kaoru
Like those hand-crafted
goods the farmers made.
[17:14] (Flashback) Fernand
So that's it...
[17:16] (Flashback) Allan
See? Amazing, isn't she?
[17:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
Well, I suppose this is
what five silver is worth.
[17:22] Fabio
If we actually lower the tax rate,
[17:24] Fabio
we'll inevitably see backlash from
neighboring domains we're taking profits from.
[17:29] Fabio
It's not realistic.
[17:31] Allan
But it'll take a very
short time to get results.
[17:34] Allan
It definitely meets all
the minimum requirements
[17:37] Allen
for advice about how to
increase a domain's profits.
[17:40] Fernand
I want her.
[17:42] Fernand
I want that girl named Kaoru.
[17:46] Allen
She's just a little girl, you know.
[17:47] Fabio
Fernand...
[17:49] Fernand
Huh?
[17:50] Fernand
No, no, no! I didn't mean it that way!
[17:53] Eme
Kaoru's staff meals are the best!
[17:58] Agathe
This soup is really good.
[18:01] Agathe
Did you put something special in it?
[18:03] Kaoru
Well, uh... a few spices from my homeland.
[18:07] Kaoru
I can't tell them I used soy sauce
that I made with my OP skill.
[18:12] Kaoru
But it's not something that'll
change history or civilization,
[18:16] Kaoru
so I guess this much is safe.
[18:18] Agathe
Today was another busy day, huh?
[18:20] Eme
We get more customers since Kaoru came along.
[18:23] Eme
And her counseling business is booming!
[18:25] Eme/Agathe
It makes us do the shared-profit dance!
[18:28] Kaoru
Since I came to this town,
[18:29] Kaoru
I've hardly used my potion ability
for anything but cooking.
[18:33] Kaoru
I'm just working as an
ordinary waitress every day,
[18:36] Kaoru
and it's pretty fulfilling.
[18:38] Kaoru
And I've made friends besides
Celes with Eme and Agathe here.
[18:43] Kaoru
Every day is peaceful and stable.
[18:45] Kaoru
This is just the kind of life I wanted.
[18:47] Agathe
So anyway, what did you think?
[18:49] Kaoru
Huh?
[18:50] Agathe
About Fern, the man who was here today!
[18:52] Kaoru
Wha?
[18:53] Agathe
Oh, gosh. She has no clue at all.
[18:56] Kaoru
What?
[18:57] Eme
Well, you know...
[18:59] Agathe
Right?
[19:01] Kaoru
But after that day, my peaceful,
quiet life in another world...
[19:07] Fernand
Is Kaoru here?!
[19:09] Agathe
Oh!
[19:12] Fernand
Hey, Kaoru!
SIGN Calls for her when she's busy
SIGN Calls for her when she's busy
SIGN Pursues her relentlessly
SIGN Pursues her relentlessly
[19:14] Fernand
Hey, Kaoru!
SIGN Forcibly butts in
SIGN Forcibly butts in
[19:15] Fernand
Hey, Kaoru!
[19:17] Fernand
Hey, Kaoru!
SIGN Asks for personal information
SIGN Asks for personal information
[19:19] Kaoru
You need to stop this already!
[19:20] Fernand
Huh?
[19:21] Kaoru
I'm a waitress at this restaurant!
[19:24] Kaoru
I am not your personal servant or consultant!
[19:27] Kaoru
Please place your orders with a
different waitress from now on.
[19:31] Fernand
Where's this coming from?!
[19:32] Kaoru
I've told you over and over
that you're bothering me!
[19:36] Kaoru
And that you're a nuisance
to our other customers!
[19:42] Kaoru
I've had enough!
[19:43] Kaoru
If you're going to keep bothering me,
[19:45] Kaoru
you might as well stop
coming to this restaurant!
[19:48] Kaoru
That's what the owner says!
[19:50] Fernand
Wh-What?! I'm a customer!
[19:53] Fernand
Come!
[19:54] Kaoru
Ow! Stop that!
[19:56] Fernand
Enough! Just come with me!
[20:01] Fernand
Move! Who do you think I—
[20:06] Fernand
What am I doing?
[20:08] Fernand
Do I want to sully the nobility
by giving my name here?
[20:25] Fabio
This is why I told you
to stop sneaking around.
[20:28] Allan
Hey. She shot you down hard, huh?
[20:32] Fabio
Kaoru is a very valuable person.
[20:38] Allan
You know, you're a lot
clumsier than I thought.
[20:42] Fabio
If you want her, you must start
by treating her like a lady.
[20:54] Eme
Come to think of it,
Fern hasn't been by since then.
[20:57] Agathe
Well, I guess anyone would give up
after such a thorough rejection.
[21:02] Agathe
At the time, I thought he was a real jerk,
[21:04] Agathe
but I might feel a little bad for him.
[21:07] Kaoru
Oh, I'll go sweep outside.
[21:12] Kaoru
You've gotta be kidding!
[21:13] Kaoru
I finally had my safe,
worry-free life in another world!
[21:17] Kaoru
Now I have to run away from a stalker?
[21:19] Kaoru
Unbelievable!
[21:27] Aleman
You there. Is the girl named
Kaoru in this restaurant?
[21:31] Kaoru
Kaoru? That's me.
[21:33] Aleman
You? Hah! And I wondered what you'd be like.
[21:36] Aleman
You're just a little girl.
[21:43] Aleman
Take this.
[21:45] Kaoru
What is it?
[21:52] Kaoru
No, no, no! That package
must be for the neighbors!
[21:55] Kaoru
But this...
[21:59] Kaoru
This crest...
[22:01] Kaoru
Don't tell me!
[22:05] Kaoru
What?! A summons from the castle?!
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN "I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!"
E3 - I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!
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SIGN Kingdom of Brancott Castle, Main Gate
The Day of the Party
SIGN Stolen from the Baron
SIGN Commandeered
[00:11] Guard
Did you come here alone, miss?
[00:13] Kaoru
Yes. My invitation is right here.
[00:17] Guard
This is...
[00:22] Guard
Those eyes...
[00:23] Guard
They're the eyes of a villainess who's
used to bullying those beneath her!
[00:26] Guard
There's no doubt about it!
[00:28] Guard
F-Forgive me!
SIGN I'm Gonna Go Speak My Mind at the Castle!
SIGN The Day Before the Party
[02:05] (Flashback) Eme
What? You're leaving town?
[02:07] (Flashback) Agathe
But why, all of a sudden?
[02:09] (Flashback) Kaoru
I got a letter summoning me.
[02:12] (Flashback) Kaoru
It seems like I've caught the
attention of someone important.
[02:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
So I figured I'd quietly leave
town before things get messy.
[02:23] (Flashback) Kaoru
But I wanted to tell the people
who helped me out what's going on,
[02:26] (Flashback) Kaoru
and give them all a proper goodbye.
[02:28] (Flashback) Owner
We'll miss you.
[02:35] Kaoru
The letter turned out to be an invitation.
[02:38] Kaoru
An order, in fact, to attend a
party at the castle one week later.
[02:44] (Flashback) Eme
But we just got to be friends!
[02:47] (Flashback) Agathe
Take care, Kaoru.
Don't forget about us, okay?
[02:51] (Flashback) Kaoru
Sure. Thanks for everything.
[02:54] Kaoru
I doubt they found out about my potions.
[02:56] Kaoru
But if I ignore this order, it'll cause
trouble for all these people.
[03:00] Kaoru
So...
[03:03] Kaoru
I won't run away. I'll settle
everything before I leave.
[03:09] MotherB
Bear with it!
[03:11] MotherB
This is an important night! The crown
prince will be choosing his future queen!
[03:15] MotherB
You must catch his eye, whatever it takes!
[03:17] Kaoru
Put away my dress and give
me a maid outfit instead.
[03:25] Kaoru
Man, Item Box is the best!
[03:27] MotherB
Come on! Show more cleavage!
[03:29] MotherB
The crown prince is a man, after all.
[03:32] MotherB
You must appeal to him
with your womanly charms!
[03:35] LadyB
And what do you want?
[03:36] Kaoru
Nothing. I apologize.
[03:40] MotherB
Whose maid was that?
[03:42] LadyB
Who knows?
[03:43] LadyB
I can't imagine what someone was thinking,
bringing a maid with such scary eyes.
[03:51] Fernand
Why? Why isn't she here?!
[03:53] Allan
What's wrong? Why the scary face?
[03:56] Allan
I mean, I guess I can understand.
[03:59] Allan
This is an important night for you.
[04:02] Fabio
But is that any reason to scare all
your potential marriage candidates?
[04:06] Fernand
I'm waiting for someone.
[04:09] Allan
Is there someone you've already decided on?
SIGN Bingo
[04:13] Allan
Well? Who is it?
[04:15] Fabio
Well? Who is it?
[04:17] Fernand
She's not here.
[04:18] Allan/Fabio
Huh?
[04:19] Fernand
She's not even here!
[04:21] Fernand
I personally wrote an invitation
and had it delivered to her!
[04:27] Fernand
Can you believe that?!
[04:28] Fernand
How could such a thing be possible?!
[04:30] Allan
I mean, yeah, it seems implausible.
[04:33] Allan
The one chosen by you is promised
the throne of the future queen.
[04:37] Allan
It would take a very strange
girl to throw that away.
[04:41] Fabio
Oh, speaking of strange...
[04:43] Fabio
I saw that girl a moment ago.
[04:45] Fabio
The one from the restaurant
downtown, Kaoru...
[04:48] Fernand
Where was she?!
[04:49] Fabio
Serving guests in the main hall.
[04:51] Fabio
She seemed busy, so I didn't speak to her...
[04:57] Allan
Hey!
[05:00] Allan
Don't tell me he...
[05:03] Fernand
Why are you here dressed like that?
[05:09] Kaoru
I knew it was him.
[05:11] Kaoru
Because I'm a waitress.
[05:13] Kaoru
What other clothes would I wear?
[05:15] Fernand
That's not what I'm talking about!
[05:18] Fernand
You are my personally invited guest!
[05:21] Kaoru
Well, when a commoner girl
who works as a waitress
[05:24] Kaoru
is told to come to a party at
the castle with no explanation,
[05:28] Kaoru
why wouldn't she think it was for work?
[05:30] Kaoru
I don't even have a dress to wear.
[05:32] Fernand
What?
[05:33] Fernand
Where is Viscount Aleman?!
[05:34] Aleman
R-Right here, Your Highness!
[05:37] Fernand
What is the meaning of this?
[05:39] Fernand
I'm certain I told you
[05:42] Fernand
that when you gave the invitation
to Kaoru at Big Belly Bistro,
[05:44] Fernand
you were to include a dress,
shoes, and jewelry along with it!
[05:49] Aleman
B-But I did deliver those things!
[05:53] Kaoru
Yes, this man did come to the restaurant.
[05:56] Kaoru
But he only said "take this" through
the window of his carriage,
[06:00] Kaoru
handed me a letter to get me
into the castle, and left.
[06:04] Fernand
Where's the dress? The jewelry?
[06:06] Kaoru
I don't know.
[06:07] Aleman
She's lying!
[06:08] Aleman
I delivered a box containing
the clothing and the jewelry!
[06:12] Kaoru
A box?
[06:14] Kaoru
By any chance, do you mean the package that
was delivered to the business next to ours?
[06:19] Kaoru
Since you didn't say anything to me,
[06:21] Kaoru
I believed it was for our neighbors.
[06:25] Kaoru
And I can't just go around
opening other people's packages.
[06:29] Kaoru
So I left it alone, and it
was gone in no time.
[06:34] Fernand
Viscount Aleman.
[06:36] Fernand
We will have a long talk about this later.
[06:41] Aleman
Y-Yes, Your Highness.
[06:43] Fernand
Well, no matter. At least
she received the invitation.
[06:48] Fernand
Come! I'm introducing you
to everyone as my fiancée!
[06:51] Kaoru
What?!
[06:53] King/Queen
What?!
[06:54] Ladies
What?!
[06:55] All
What?!
[06:58] Fernand
Come, Kaoru. You can stay in that outfit.
[07:01] Fernand
You must greet my mother and father.
[07:03] Kaoru
Wh-What nonsense are you spouting?!
[07:06] Kaoru
A commoner can't be engaged to a prince!
[07:09] Fernand
That's easy.
[07:11] Fernand
We'll just get you adopted into the
family of some count or something.
[07:14] Kaoru
You're going about this in the wrong order!
[07:17] Kaoru
An engagement after I'm adopted
by a count would be one thing,
[07:19] Kaoru
but getting adopted after
we're already engaged?
[07:22] Fernand
It's fine! It doesn't bother me!
[07:24] Kaoru
First of all, you're already making a big show
SIGN My Fiancée
SIGN Commoner + Waitress
[07:27] Kaoru
of announcing that your fiancée is a commoner,
and just a girl who works as a waitress.
[07:32] Kaoru
No one will accept me as a noble now!
[07:34] Kaoru
They'll gossip and
ridicule me behind my back.
[07:37] Kaoru
It will only end up sullying
the royal family's name!
[07:42] Kaoru
And the biggest problem of all...
[07:44] Kaoru
Your Highness! Have you even
asked me if I want to marry you?
[07:50] Fernand
Huh?
[07:51] Kaoru
Well, I don't. Marrying a
prince is off the table.
[07:54] Kaoru
I absolutely refuse!
[07:56] All
What?!
[07:58] Kaoru
Being a queen ranks among the top
three jobs I never want to have!
[08:07] Kaoru
If I become queen, I can
kiss my privacy goodbye.
[08:09] Kaoru
I won't be allowed to be
friends with certain people.
[08:12] Kaoru
I'll have to smile and exchange
pleasantries with people I hate.
[08:15] Kaoru
A wet nurse will take away my children
as I drown in official business.
[08:19] Kaoru
Plus, I'll be pressured to keep birthing sons,
[08:21] Kaoru
as well as some daughters for
the more diplomatic roles.
[08:25] Kaoru
I'll be physically and emotionally worn down,
[08:28] Kaoru
while in the meantime, my husband is
off snoozing in his mistress's bed.
[08:34] Kaoru
There's nothing to enjoy in a life like that.
[08:40] Fernand
M-Mother!
[08:43] Kaoru
It's basically the same if you marry into
the family of a marquis or count, right?
[08:48] Kaoru
You hardly ever get to leave your mansion,
[08:50] Kaoru
and parties are just for
sizing each other up.
[08:52] Kaoru
You don't have any true friends at all.
SIGN Hurry up and produce an heir
SIGN Uphold the family customs
SIGN You belong to this family now
SIGN You don't get to go home
[08:56] Kaoru
You're pressured to hurry
up and produce an heir,
[08:58] Kaoru
your parents-in-law expect you
to uphold their family customs,
[09:03] Kaoru
you're not allowed to visit your own family,
[09:05] Kaoru
and your husband cheats on you
because it's just what nobles do.
[09:11] Kaoru
Though, as far as that goes,
viscounts and barons have it easy.
[09:15] Kaoru
Although they hold noble ranks,
they're removed from the power struggles.
[09:20] Kaoru
They're close with all their servants,
[09:22] Kaoru
and they can probably even
raise their own kids.
[09:25] Kaoru
They can live easy lives in the country,
surrounded by their family and subjects.
[09:30] Kaoru
That's what my idea of an ideal marriage is.
[09:34] Kaoru
I don't want a life where I'm
high-ranking but miserable,
[09:37] Kaoru
drowning in unhappiness and boredom every day.
[09:41] Kaoru
I'll leave that to the noblewomen who
live in luxury on the people's taxes,
[09:44] Kaoru
and who are resolved to fully give
themselves to the kingdom
[09:49] Kaoru
in exchange for a higher education.
[09:51] Fernand
I don't care about all that!
[09:53] Fernand
It's your knowledge and wisdom that I want!
[09:57] Fernand
With your intelligence and good looks,
[10:01] Fernand
you and I could make this
kingdom even more—
[10:03] Kaoru
Knowledge and wisdom?
[10:04] Kaoru
Intelligence and good looks?
[10:06] Kaoru
Those are all just things that
you can take advantage of!
[10:10] Fernand
W-Well...
[10:12] Kaoru
Where does what I want fit in?
[10:14] Kaoru
Do the feelings of the human
being named Kaoru mean nothing?
[10:18] Kaoru
Is that something a prince doesn't
even need to bother thinking about?
[10:22] Fernand
I-I...
[10:35] Kaoru
Look. Now I'm an ugly, foolish girl.
[10:39] Kaoru
Just a commoner who offers
no value or advantage to a prince.
[10:46] Kaoru
Now you don't need me anymore, right?
[10:51] Fabio
Let her go.
[10:53] Fabio
That's the only thing you can do right now.
[10:55] Allan
We'll get things under control here.
[11:01] Kaoru
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[11:03] Kaoru
It hurts!
[11:08] Kaoru
Just a potion to stop bleeding and pain.
[11:11] Kaoru
I can't use a healing potion yet.
[11:13] Kaoru
I need to get out of the capital first!
[11:24] Guard
Miss...
[11:25] Guard
You're bleeding! What in the world happened?!
[11:28] Kaoru
I upset a noble.
[11:30] Kaoru
I must leave this city at once.
[11:34] Guard
Wait just a minute.
[11:39] Guard
It's not much, but take these.
[11:42] Guard
Get moving. I'll pretend I never saw you.
[11:44] Kaoru
Thank you so much.
[11:51] Kaoru
Healing potion!
[11:57] Kaoru
There's no way they'll
chase me this far, right?
[12:00] Kaoru
Ah, I feel so much better!
[12:04] Abilly
Wow...
[12:06] Abilly
So discounting items right before
the store closed backfired?
[12:09] Kaoru
Yes.
[12:10] Kaoru
Customers would just wait
until they reduced the prices,
[12:13] Kaoru
so sales of items at the
regular price plummeted.
[12:16] Abilly
I see!
[12:17] Abilly
So are there any effective sales
methods other than discounts?
[12:22] Kaoru
Well, there's always...
[12:25] Abilly
What an interesting girl!
[12:26] Abilly
Imagine having the business knowledge to
debate with Abilly here at such a young age!
[12:31] Abilly
Say, Kaoru, would you be
interested in working for me?
[12:35] Abilly
Ah, peddling is sort of
a hobby of mine, you see.
[12:39] Abilly
I'm Johan Abilly, the owner of
the one and only Abilly Company!
[12:43] Abilly
We're one of the biggest
stores in the capital!
[12:45] Abilly
I'd say it's a good dea—
[12:46] Kaoru
I appreciate the offer, but no thanks.
[12:48] Abilly
Huh?!
[12:50] Kaoru
Hup.
[12:52] Kaoru
I have to take care of my
registration, so I'll get off here.
[12:56] Kaoru
Thank you very much for the ride.
[13:01] Kaoru
Bye, now.
[13:03] Abilly
Uh... but we're the Abilly Company
that gets a barrage of
[13:07] Abilly
new employee applications
every year, though.
[13:10] Kaoru
I appreciate his offer,
[13:12] Kaoru
but doing grunt work for a big trade
company comes with a lot of stress,
[13:15] Kaoru
and probably long hours of hard labor.
[13:18] Kaoru
And what I want is...
SIGN Royal Capital Grua
Employment Agency
[13:21] Aria
What?
[13:23] Aria
A live-in job that offers a lot of free time?
SIGN Gilda from
the Hunters' Guild
SIGN Hmph
SIGN Hmph
SIGN Hmph
[13:27] Kaoru
Why does this feel like déjà vu?
[13:29] Kaoru
Are all receptionist ladies
in this world the same?
[13:32] Kaoru
Yes. I want to save money and
eventually open my own business.
[13:37] Kaoru
I was hoping to study for that.
[13:39] Aria
Huh...
[13:40] Aria
All right. Can you cook and clean?
[13:43] Kaoru
Yes, as well as anyone.
[13:45] Aria
Here you go.
[13:47] Aria
The terms aren't that bad, really.
[13:50] Aria
Can't say whether you'll last, though.
[13:55] Kaoru
Live-in help.
[13:57] Kaoru
Duties include preparing meals for the workshop
owner and craftsmen, totaling five people,
[14:01] Kaoru
as well as cleaning,
laundry, and other chores.
[14:04] Kaoru
I can choose my own time off,
[14:06] Kaoru
I'm allowed to go out,
and I get holidays off, too.
SIGN Meyer Workshop
[14:12] Kaoru
The Meyer Workshop.
[14:14] Kaoru
Man, the terms of this job
are almost too favorable!
[14:19] Bardot
I'm Bardot, the owner of this workshop.
[14:23] Bardot
Sorry, but you should consider these
first few days a trial period.
[14:27] Bardot
Everyone we hire quits almost immediately,
[14:29] Bardot
and the referral fees are piling up.
[14:31] Bardot
The agency's made an exception to let me
hold off on paying a referral fee this time.
[14:36] Kaoru
Oh...
[14:37] Bardot
Boy, I sure am glad you're here!
[14:42] Bardot
Let me introduce you to everyone.
[14:45] Bardot
If you don't think you can handle it,
let me know right away.
[14:48] Bardot
I'm used to that, so I won't be hurt.
[14:50] Bardot
Okay, boys, wake up!
This is our new helper, Kaoru!
[14:55] Brian/Alban
That's great...
[14:56] Bardot
This is Brian, Alban, and Carlos.
[14:59] Bardot
Hey! Wake up, Asil!
[15:02] Kaoru
What is that smell?
[15:04] (Flashback) Aria
Can't say whether you'll last, though.
[15:06] Kaoru
So that's what she meant.
[15:08] Kaoru
But I have...
[15:10] Kaoru
my potions!
[15:12] Carlos
Wow! Even those tough grease stains are gone!
[15:18] Alban
They're so white, they're blinding me!
[15:20] Brian
And so soft!
[15:25] Asil
Even the food we had back
home wasn't this good!
[15:30] Kaoru
I didn't move anything that
already has its own place.
[15:33] Kaoru
The notes that were scattered
on the floor are over there.
[15:35] Kaoru
I didn't touch any chemicals
or experimental materials.
[15:40] Bardot
What is that I smell?
[15:42] Kaoru
Kaoru's special deodorizing spray,
[15:45] Kaoru
made with tea and plant extracts.
[15:50] Kaoru
And so my new life as a helper began.
[15:57] Kaoru
You're really into your work, Asil.
[15:59] Kaoru
What's that you're making?
[16:01] Asil
A hip flask.
[16:02] Asil
It's a container made to hold drinks
with high alcoholic content.
[16:06] Asil
It's not one of the fancy
silver ones meant for nobles,
[16:09] Asil
but ours are both lightweight and tough.
[16:11] Asil
They sell well in this town.
[16:13] Kaoru
Wow...
[16:15] Kaoru
That's it! Even if I don't
sell the potions themselves,
[16:18] Kaoru
if I could sell just the containers.
[16:21] Asil
Research is important, too,
[16:22] Asil
but we have to make products like
this to sell every now and then.
[16:26] Asil
Not that we make a lot of
profit off of them, but...
[16:29] Kaoru
Say...
[16:31] Kaoru
Would things like glass bottles sell well?
[16:35] Asil
Hmm... I don't think ordinary
bottles would cut it.
[16:38] Asil
Maybe if it was a perfume
bottle with a fancy design.
[16:45] Kaoru
My ability...
[16:47] Kaoru
is the power to create potions
with any effect I want.
[16:52] Kaoru
And those potions appear in whatever
container I imagine for them.
[16:59] Kaoru
A friend of mine made
this during work breaks.
[17:04] Brian
Are you kidding?
[17:05] Carlos
They made this during their free time?
[17:07] Alban
The craftsmanship, the
clarity of the glass...
[17:10] Alban
Even artisans acclaimed as masters are
rarely able to make anything like this!
[17:14] Bardot
Yeah...
[17:15] Kaoru
Oops. Guess I went too far.
[17:17] Bardot
Would you let me meet your friend?
[17:20] Bardot
I want to know more about this.
[17:22] Kaoru
Ah, no, she only makes these as a hobby.
[17:25] Kaoru
Her family is strict.
[17:27] Kaoru
Plus, she has a fear of men.
[17:30] Asil
A woman made this?
[17:32] Kaoru
Well, yes,
[17:33] Kaoru
which is why she can't really
be too open about it.
[17:38] Kaoru
But she said that if she could sell them to
a certain demographic through this workshop,
[17:43] Kaoru
she'd accept a job making them on commission.
[17:47] Kaoru
Of course, she'll charge a handling fe—
[17:49] Bardot
We would be thrilled to!
[17:52] Kaoru
And now, I'm living a peaceful life.
[17:57] Kaoru
Between my pay for helping out
[17:59] Kaoru
and the profits from the
perfume bottles, I have plenty of money.
[18:02] Kaoru
When I'm not working, I often
visit the town library.
[18:07] Kaoru
Thanks to that, I have a fair amount
of knowledge about this world now.
[18:11] Kaoru
Now all I need is to find a patron,
solidify my own position,
[18:15] Kaoru
and live even more freely.
[18:17] Kaoru
I was lucky enough to reincarnate
with an overpowered skill.
[18:21] Kaoru
Now if I can just establish
my own place here,
[18:23] Kaoru
I'll have the freedom to
be a little more proactive.
[18:26] Kaoru
Using my potions to help
people might be nice.
[18:31] Kaoru
It'd be boring to just
work as a helper forever.
[18:38] Owner
Hey!
[18:40] Owner
Don't you want to chase him?!
He stole your money pouch!
[18:42] Owner
That kid's the leader of a gang of vagabonds
who have their base around here.
[18:48] Kaoru
It's all right. That one was a dummy.
[18:51] Owner
A dummy?
[18:52] Kaoru
My real money pouch is in my Item Box.
[18:55] Kaoru
The one he stole was rigged
with a little extra something.
[18:59] Kaoru
He won't get away.
[19:08] Kaoru
It's Kosha's mom today, right?
[19:10] Emil
Yeah. She was doing honest work,
[19:13] Emil
but a noble got violent with
her for his own amusement.
[19:15] Emil
She's hurt too bad to move.
[19:20] Kaoru
There's something I've learned
while living in this world.
[19:24] Kaoru
Even a country that might
seem peaceful at a glance
[19:26] Kaoru
is full of problems just under the surface.
[19:30] Kaoru
Nobles are privileged enough
to live in affluence,
[19:34] Kaoru
but commoners, especially
the ones living in poverty,
[19:37] Kaoru
aren't even treated as human beings.
[19:40] Kaoru
No matter how diligently they work,
they can't make a decent living.
[19:44] Kaoru
The orphaned kids, in particular,
have to resort to crime to stay alive.
[19:49] Kaoru
That kind of world is wrong.
[20:17] Kosha
Who is it?
[20:18] Kaoru
I'm coming in.
[20:19] Kosha
O-Okay.
[20:22] Mom
What is it?
[20:23] Kosha
Someone's here.
[20:25] Kaoru
It's nice to meet you, Kosha.
[20:27] Kaoru
I'm a chemist.
[20:29] Kaoru
Celes-certified.
[20:30] Kosha
Celes?
[20:32] Kaoru
Yeah. Maybe you're more familiar
with the name "Celestine"?
[20:36] Kosha
The goddess?!
[20:37] Kaoru
I'd like to give your mother some medicine.
[20:40] Kaoru
May I?
[20:41] Kosha
Yeah!
[20:45] Kaoru
I bestow healing upon those
with righteous hearts!
[20:51] Kaoru
Here, drink this.
[20:53] Mom
O-Okay...
[21:02] Mom
The wounds... The pain...
[21:05] Kosha
Mommy!
[21:07] Mom
Kosha! Oh, Kosha!
[21:14] Mom
Wh-Who are you?
[21:17] Kaoru
Well... I'm sort of a friend
of Celes, sort of a chemist...
[21:21] Mom
You are most exalted!
How can I ever thank you?
[21:25] Kaoru
Well, I'll accept payment for the medicine.
[21:28] Kaoru
You can just give me whatever you can spare.
[21:30] Mom
I'm sorry... I haven't been able to work,
so I don't have anything.
[21:35] Kaoru
Then your fee today will be...
[21:38] Kaoru
Nothing beats the smooth,
squishy cheeks of a little girl!
[21:43] Kaoru
I decided to start working under the
identity of "the goddess Celestine's friend."
[21:49] Kaoru
I use information brought to me by children
[21:52] Kaoru
to help people suffering
from illness or injury.
[21:55] Kaoru
Quietly, bit by bit,
[21:58] Kaoru
I'm bringing the goddess's blessing
to those with righteous hearts.
[22:00] Kaoru
That's the work of the secret society
known as "The Eyes of the Goddess."
[22:04] Kaoru
The Eyes of the Goddess...
[22:06] Kaoru
see everything!
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN "I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!"
E4 - I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!
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SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Royal Capital Grua
Abilly Company
[00:01] Abilly
O Goddess,
[00:03] Abilly
as well as her angel, from the rumors...
[00:06] Abilly
I, Johan Abilly, have always
walked the path of righteousness.
[00:10] Abilly
Please save my daughter.
[00:13] Abilly
What is it?
[00:15] Servant
Sir...
[00:17] Servant
This person says she is a chemist.
[00:22] Kaoru
Huh? The peddler?
[00:24] Abilly
What? Kaoru?!
SIGN I'm Going into Angel Mode to Fight Back!
[01:59] Abilly
Boy, I never would have guessed
you'd be the goddess's angel!
[02:04] Kaoru
Yeah, well, it's a long story.
[02:07] Abilly
But what brings you to my house?
[02:09] Abilly
The rumors say that the angel visits only
poor folks, who can't afford medicine.
[02:14] Kaoru
Blessings upon those with righteous hearts.
[02:17] Kaoru
I know the truth, Abilly.
[02:19] Kaoru
You've been giving food to the poor, right?
[02:21] Abilly
Y-Yes...
[02:23] Kaoru
That's how I found out about Amelie.
[02:25] Kaoru
The Eyes of the Goddess don't miss anything.
[02:28] Abilly
I see... So it's true...
[02:30] Abilly
Good deeds really are repaid in kind.
[02:34] Abilly
Oh, I'm so grateful!
[02:37] Kaoru
I help people out using potions.
[02:39] Kaoru
There are good people even
among the rich and powerful,
[02:42] Kaoru
and some of them need help, too.
[02:44] Kaoru
Besides, if I want to find
a patron in this city,
[02:48] Kaoru
I can't avoid talking to influential people.
[02:50] Kaoru
In which case...
[02:52] Abilly
So, what do I need to do?
[02:55] Abilly
I hear you seek only meager
offerings from poor folk...
[02:59] Abilly
But I, Johan Abilly, will give you
my entire fortune if you wish it!
[03:03] Kaoru
All right, let's do this.
[03:05] Kaoru
You can't reveal my true identity to anyone,
[03:07] Kaoru
and if you get a request for help,
[03:09] Kaoru
you must do everything you can to grant it.
[03:13] Abilly
Is... that all?
[03:16] Kaoru
Yes.
[03:17] Kaoru
To secure both tangible and intangible help
[03:18] Kaoru
from the powerful, all under
the pretext of an offering...
[03:22] Kaoru
That's the other goal of
the work I'm doing now.
[03:25] Kaoru
If I can help others,
that's two birds with one stone.
[03:28] Kaoru
It's a pretty wicked—I mean,
well-executed scheme, if I do say so myself.
[03:33] Kaoru
Oh, also...
[03:35] Kaoru
May I take this?
[03:39] Kaoru
Here. A little gift from my travels.
[03:43] Kaoru
Share them equally between all of you, okay?
[03:48] Emil
Kaoru...
[03:49] Kaoru
What is it, Emil?
[03:51] Emil
Hey, so...
[03:54] Emil
Thanks... for everything.
[03:56] Kaoru
You don't need to thank me.
[03:58] Kaoru
You guys got me information on Amelie.
[04:01] Kaoru
It's fair payment, don't you think?
[04:05] Emil
Yeah... That's right!
[04:07] Emil
We're the secret organization,
Eyes of the Goddess, after all!
[04:11] Kaoru
Yeah, uh, about that name...
[04:13] Emil
Yes?
[04:15] Kaoru
Can we drop it?
[04:16] Kids
No way!
[04:18] Kaoru
So as for how the secret organization,
Eyes of the Goddess...
[04:22] Kaoru
Oh, man, I'm embarrassed to even say it!
[04:25] Kaoru
...came to be, and how
I ended up leading it...
[04:35] (Flashback) Kaoru
Found you!
[04:39] (Flashback) Kaoru
Stealing from a goddess...
[04:41] (Flashback) Kaoru
Do you not value your own life, boy?
[04:44] (Flashback) Emil
G-Goddess?
[04:46] (Flashback) Kaoru
The next divine punishment
won't be nearly this light.
[04:51] (Flashback) Emil
Please forgive me!
[04:55] Kaoru
The potion I hid in my money pouch
[04:57] Kaoru
was one that temporarily
causes pain and swelling.
[05:00] Kaoru
The injury would've healed itself within days.
[05:03] (Flashback) Emil
W-Wow!
[05:05] (Flashback) Kaoru
So tell me. Why were you stealing?
[05:08] (Flashback) Emil
Because... my friend, Belle, is in bad shape.
[05:13] (Flashback) Emil
I wanted to at least get her good food—
[05:14] (Flashback) Kaoru
Where?
[05:16] (Flashback) Kaoru
Where is this Belle now?
[05:20] (Flashback) Kaoru
Drink this.
[05:30] (Flashback) Emil
Belle!
[05:31] (Flashback) Kids
Belle!
[05:34] (Flashback) Kaoru
You'll be okay now.
[05:36] (Flashback) Emil
Belle!
[05:37] (Flashback) Emil
I'm so glad! Isn't this great?
[05:39] (Flashback) Belle
Yeah!
[05:41] (Flashback) Kaoru
Everyone, line up!
[05:43] (Flashback) Kaoru
I'm Kaoru, a friend of Celestine.
[05:47] (Flashback) Kaoru
Some things happened, and now I'm
living as a human in this world.
[05:51] (Flashback) Kaoru
But as long as I'm here, I'd like to hand out
[05:54] (Flashback) Kaoru
a few blessings to those
with righteous hearts.
[05:57] (Flashback) Kaoru
To do that, I need people
to be my eyes and ears
[06:01] (Flashback) Kaoru
to help me find people in need of help.
[06:04] (Flashback) Kaoru
You'll be rewarded with healthy bodies
[06:07] (Flashback) Kaoru
and enough food to keep yourselves alive.
[06:10] (Flashback) Kaoru
Are you kids interested in helping me?
[06:13] (Flashback) Emil
With pleasure!
[06:14] (Flashback) Kids
Yes, ma'am!
[06:15] Kaoru
That's how the secret organization,
Eyes of the Goddess, was founded.
[06:19] Kaoru
The kids' job is to carry out undercover
intel operations in the city,
[06:23] Kaoru
and I grant blessings based on
the information they bring me.
[06:26] Kaoru
The rumors of an angel sent by the
goddess spread throughout the city.
[06:32] Kaoru
It might finally be time to take the plunge.
SIGN Meyer Workshop
[06:35] Kaoru
Huh? What did you say?
[06:37] Asil
Er, I said...
[06:39] Asil
I want to introduce you to
my family as my fiancée!
[06:43] Carlos
Your family? You're a third son,
but you're still nobility, right?
[06:47] Asil
Yes, my father is Viscount Leotar.
[06:50] Alban
But Kaoru is a commoner.
[06:53] Brian
A romance between different classes, huh?
[06:55] Kaoru
Wh-What is happening right now?!
[06:58] Kaoru
I did think Asil had been acting
kind of strange lately, but...
[07:05] Kaoru
Have I actually hit peak popularity?!
[07:08] Asil
Please! Just for one day!
[07:10] Kaoru
Huh?
[07:11] Asil
My older brother's birthday
party is coming up!
[07:13] Asil
My father's been pestering me to
choose a marriage partner there!
[07:17] Asil
But I don't want to get married yet!
[07:19] Asil
If you'll pretend to be my fiancée there,
[07:22] Asil
I can escape this crisis!
[07:24] Kaoru
Oh. So that's it.
SIGN Home of Viscount Leotar
The Day of the Party
[07:34] Asil
K-Kaoru?
[07:36] Kaoru
Thanks for inviting me here, Asil.
[07:39] Asil
Uh, sure...
[07:41] FriendA
Hey, Asil, whose daughter is she?
[07:43] FriendB
Is this your fiancée?
[07:45] Asil
Oh, er... She's...
[07:48] Asil
A-Actually, she's sort
of a friend from work...
[07:51] FriendA
You must introduce me.
[07:53] FriendB
Me too.
[07:54] Kaoru
Hmph. That's the least you deserve
for wounding a maiden's heart.
[07:58] Kaoru
Go ahead. Feel awkward.
[08:00] Abilly
Wow, that looks great on you!
[08:03] Kaoru
Abilly!
[08:08] Kaoru
Thank you for giving me this
beautiful dress to wear today.
[08:11] Abilly
Please! I could barely do anything at all!
[08:14] Abilly
By the way, where did those
accessories come from?
[08:17] Abilly
I didn't prepare any, since you didn't ask...
[08:20] Kaoru
What?
[08:21] Abilly
Look around. All the women are
staring at you with obvious envy.
[08:29] (Flashback) Kaoru
Come forth, potion!
[08:31] Kaoru
The potions I create appear in
whatever container I imagine.
[08:36] Kaoru
Oops. Did I go too far?
[08:40] Kaoru
Who are those people?
[08:42] Abilly
Oh, that's the ceremonial presentation
of marriage proposals.
[08:46] Abilly
All the ladies who wish to be considered
[08:49] Abilly
as marriage candidates for
the eldest son, Cedric,
[08:51] Abilly
are waiting their turn to greet him.
[08:55] Abilly
They give him a gift, just like that,
[08:57] Abilly
to get him to remember their names and faces.
[09:00] Kaoru
I'm going over there for a bit.
[09:03] Asil
Kaoru?!
[09:04] Kaoru
Change of plans! This is
where I take the plunge!
[09:08] Kaoru
The Eyes of the Goddess get
me all kinds of information,
[09:12] Kaoru
from rumors in town to
nobles' internal affairs.
[09:15] Kaoru
If I recall...
[09:17] Kaoru
There it is!
[09:19] Kaoru
Viscount Leotar's eldest son, Cedric...
[09:27] Kaoru
Thank you for inviting me here today.
[09:31] Cedric
Aren't you my youngest brother's...
[09:33] Kaoru
Yes, I'm his friend.
[09:36] Kaoru
Right?
[09:37] Asil
Oh... yeah.
[09:38] Kaoru
I'd like to give you a
little gift as a greeting.
[09:44] Kaoru
Could you call your servant,
Calvin, out here?
[09:49] Cedric
Why?
[09:51] Kaoru
I've heard that Calvin
once served as your guard.
[09:55] Kaoru
But then, during a hunt,
[09:57] Kaoru
he was badly injured protecting
you from a gray bear's attack.
[10:02] Cedric
Yes... My reckless actions got Calvin hurt.
[10:07] Cedric
And he used to live for the sword...
[10:10] Kaoru
Calvin, would you come over here, please?
[10:17] Cedric
Come.
[10:26] Kaoru
Ladies and gentlemen!
[10:28] Kaoru
As you've just heard, Calvin here
[10:31] Kaoru
is a loyal man who risked
himself to protect his master.
[10:35] Kaoru
And out of gratitude for his loyalty,
[10:38] Kaoru
Master Cedric kept him at his
side, despite his disability.
[10:41] Kaoru
Any who believe these two men of righteous
heart deserve the goddess's blessing,
[10:47] Kaoru
please raise your hand.
[10:53] Kaoru
Now, with your hands facing
this way, make this wish:
[10:57] Kaoru
May the goddess Celestine's
blessing be with them!
[11:16] Kaoru
Here. Drink this.
[11:39] Calvin
My leg... It moves!
[11:42] Calvin
I can move it!
[11:44] Cedric
Calvin...
[11:45] Calvin
Master Cedric... L-Look!
[11:48] Calvin
See?! I can move it!
[11:51] Cedric
Calvin!
[11:52] Calvin
Master Cedric...
[11:54] Calvin
Now... I can serve as your guard again.
[12:00] Cedric
Yes... Calvin!
[12:03] GuestA
I-It's a miracle!
[12:05] GuestB
It truly is the goddess's blessing!
[12:07] Asil
Kaoru... Who in the world are you?
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Temple in the Royal Capital Grua
[12:16] Salazan
You say an angel of the goddess
appeared at this party?
[12:21] Subordinate
Yes.
[12:22] Subordinate
Her hair and eyes aren't the same color,
[12:25] Subordinate
but it's possible she is the girl said
to periodically appear in the slums
[12:29] Subordinate
and grant blessings to people.
[12:30] Salazan
Identify this girl at once.
[12:34] Salazan
I don't care how you do it. Move!
[12:36] Subordinate
Yes, sir.
[12:40] Salazan
It's already been 53 years since the last
time the goddess descended to our realm.
[12:45] Salazan
The people desire a miracle.
[12:48] Salazan
If we can corral this girl
here at our temple...
SIGN Meyer Workshop
[12:57] Asil
K-Kaoru?!
[12:59] Asil
What are you doing here?
[13:01] Kaoru
What do you mean? I'm a
live-in helper, remember?
[13:05] Kaoru
Would you like to join us for breakfast?
[13:07] Asil
W-Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
[13:11] Asil
I've had it really rough
since then, you know.
[13:14] Asil
Kaoru, what the heck was that
thing you used to heal Calvin?
[13:17] Kaoru
Oh, it's a power I received from the goddess.
[13:21] Kaoru
I can make potions that heal people.
[13:24] Asil
Potions... that heal people? But... how?
[13:28] Kaoru
I'm a friend of the goddess.
[13:30] Asil
Huh?
[13:32] Cedric
Asil! Asil, are you there?!
[13:38] Asil
Th-This is...
[13:40] Cedric
A summons from the royal family.
[13:42] Cedric
A royal messenger came to our
house early this morning.
[13:45] Cedric
Kaoru, this is an order for you.
[13:48] Cedric
A direct order from the king to
appear at the castle tomorrow.
[13:54] Kaoru
Huh?
[13:55] Cedric
He must have heard what happened last night.
[13:58] Kaoru
That was fast...
[13:59] Kaoru
A lot faster than I expected!
[14:01] Kaoru
Next-day service? What is this
country's royal family, Ama**?!
[14:06] Kaoru
All right. I'll be there.
SIGN The Next Day
Kingdom of Balmore, Castle
[14:10] Serge
She's late! Too late!
[14:13] Serge
We should have sent a carriage for her.
[14:15] Roland
Don't be so impatient, Serge.
[14:17] Roland
The angel herself requested that we
send no pick-up or accompaniment.
[14:23] Roland
The angel has already blessed the royal
family through the knight Francette.
[14:28] Roland
I'm sure she'll—
[14:29] Guard
Your Majesty, Viscount Leotar has requested
[14:32] Guard
an urgent audience regarding
your meeting with the girl.
[14:35] Roland
Let him in!
[14:37] Leotar
And that is what I know.
[14:39] Roland
So you're saying the girl
definitely came to the castle?
[14:43] Leotar
Yes, but through the back
gate used by commoners,
[14:47] Leotar
and wearing a commoner's attire.
[14:49] Serge
Why would she do that?
[14:51] Leotar
Well, about that...
[14:54] Asil
You came back without even seeing him?! Why?!
[14:58] Kaoru
What was I supposed to do? The guard
at the back gate wouldn't let me in.
[15:03] Asil
That can't be right...
[15:05] Kaoru
I live in this kingdom as a commoner.
[15:09] Kaoru
So I thought I should see the
king dressed just like this.
[15:13] Asil
Wait, you went to the castle in that?!
[15:17] Kaoru
Yes. I tried going in through the
back gate reserved for commoners...
[15:23] Kaoru
Of course, I knew they'd stop me.
[15:26] Kaoru
I took advantage of that to make*
sure they'd never summon me again.
[15:32] (Flashback) Guard
That's not happening, little girl.
[15:34] (Flashback) Kaoru
But I was ordered to come
see him this morning.
[15:38] (Flashback) Guard
Listen, kid. We commoners can't get into
the castle without a permission form,
[15:42] (Flashback) Guard
much less get an audience with the king!
[15:45] (Flashback) Kaoru
What should I do? This is a problem.
[15:48] (Flashback) Guard
But hey, I'm willing to let you
inside for the right price.
[15:53] (Flashback) Kaoru
But I don't have any money.
[15:56] (Flashback) Guard
Well, then, you can give me something else.
[16:01] (Flashback) Guard
Like maybe your...
[16:03] (Flashback) Kaoru
No! I can't do that!
[16:06] (Flashback) Guard
Come on, it's not that big a—
[16:09] (Flashback) Kaoru
Please spare me!
[16:10] (Flashback) Kaoru
I'll never think about getting
into the castle again!
[16:13] (Flashback) Kaoru
And I'll never listen to the orders of
the king or anyone else of high rank!
[16:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
While in this kingdom, I will
only live as I deem fit!
[16:22] (Flashback) Kaoru
I swear to the goddess!
[16:24] (Flashback) Guard
Hey, now, there's no need to go that far...
[16:26] Kaoru
Going that far is precisely
what gives my words meaning,
[16:29] Kaoru
you sexual-harassing guard!
[16:31] Serge
So, she made a vow to the goddess...
[16:33] Serge
and that's why she can't meet us?
[16:35] Leotar
Yes, I'm sorry to say.
[16:38] Serge
How could this be?
[16:39] Serge
We can't call her to the castle
or even give her orders?
[16:43] Kaoru
Yes, in this world, a vow
to the goddess is absolute.
[16:48] Kaoru
Not even royalty can overturn it.
[16:52] (Flashback) Kaoru
And that's why I won't
be going to the temple.
[16:54] (Flashback) Salazan
B-Blasphemy! You refuse to obey
an order from the holy temple?!
[16:59] (Flashback) Kaoru
Yes. As I just said, a vow
to the goddess is absolute.
[17:05] (Flashback) Kaoru
Besides, I'm not a citizen of this kingdom,
[17:09] (Flashback) Kaoru
so I don't think I'm obligated to obey the
orders of someone from a kingdom temple.
[17:14] (Flashback) Kaoru
So please leave now,
Mister Important Bishop Man.
[17:18] (Flashback) Kaoru
Would you mind stepping aside?
You're in my way.
[17:22] (Flashback) Salazan
H-Have you no fear of divine punishment?!
[17:25] (Flashback) Kaoru
Divine punishment? Oh, you mean...
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[17:37] (Flashback) Kaoru
...something like that?
[17:39] Kaoru
Divine punishment was dealt to the
clergyman who messed with the angel.
[17:43] Kaoru
That fact quickly made its way to the castle.
[17:47] Kaoru
And then the fighting began...
[17:50] Leotar
I'm bringing Kaoru to my home,
where she will meet the king!
[17:55] Sherra
No, no! The angel will be brought to
the temple to speak with the bishop!
[18:02] Kaoru
That's enough!
[18:04] Leotar
Kaoru!
[18:05] Sherra
Angel!
[18:08] Kaoru
In the end, to stop the fighting,
[18:11] Kaoru
the royal family
[18:12] Kaoru
and the temple
[18:14] Kaoru
both agreed to send representatives
for a public inquiry.
[18:20] Kaoru
We will now begin our
question-and-answer session.
[18:24] Kaoru
I have a question for all of you first.
[18:26] Kaoru
I'm just a commoner.
[18:28] Kaoru
Why did both of you want an audience with me?
[18:32] Serge
I think it's obvious that the king
would want to meet the angel.
[18:36] Kaoru
Really? Why?
[18:38] Kaoru
Even if I went to the castle,
I'd have nothing to say,
[18:41] Kaoru
nor anything to do there.
[18:43] Serge
Huh? W-Well... don't you have some divine
message or blessing from the goddess?
[18:49] Kaoru
No, I don't.
[18:52] Roland
But you granted a blessing to
me through the knight Francette.
[18:57] Roland
And that's not all.
You've saved people in the capital.
[19:01] Kaoru
Oh, right. This is the guy that
woman knight gave the potion to.
[19:05] Kaoru
That's why the castle responded so quickly.
[19:08] Roland
Did you not come to this kingdom to bless it?
[19:12] Kaoru
Huh? No, not at all.
[19:15] Kaoru
I came to this kingdom purely by coincidence,
[19:18] Kaoru
and I wouldn't specifically support
just one country for no reason.
[19:22] Kaoru
Besides...
[19:23] Kaoru
Excluding people that Celes takes a
particular liking to or interest in,
[19:28] Kaoru
she wouldn't do something as laudable as
interfering in individual people's lives.
[19:34] Kaoru
Plus, I've already sworn that
I wouldn't enter the castle.
[19:39] Sherra
Then you really should come to our temple!
[19:42] Sherra
At the goddess's side is exactly
where an angel belongs!
[19:47] Kaoru
No, I have no business
with the temple, either.
[19:50] Sherra
B-But as a fellow follower
of the goddess Celestine,
[19:54] Sherra
if you would pray for the people
at the temple with all of us...
[19:59] Kaoru
Huh? I'm not a follower of Celes.
[20:03] Sherra/Salazan
Huh?
[20:04] Serge/Roland
Huh?
[20:05] Abilly
Huh?
[20:06] Kids
Huh?
[20:06] All
What?!
[20:09] Kaoru
In my homeland, gods dwell in
the seas, mountains, rivers...
[20:12] Kaoru
In all things that bring
blessings to the people.
[20:16] Kaoru
That's the mainstream belief.
[20:18] Kaoru
The goddess Celestine is
just one of many gods.
[20:21] Kaoru
That's how I perceive her.
[20:23] Salazan
Th-Then what is your
relationship to the goddess?
[20:28] Kaoru
I'm just her friend.
[20:31] Kaoru
Oh, and you all keep calling me an angel,
[20:36] Kaoru
but it's not like I'm Celes's
errand girl or anything.
[20:40] Kaoru
We're friends who see each other as equals.
[20:42] Kaoru
I'll continue to grant the goddess's
blessing to those with righteous hearts,
[20:47] Kaoru
but I'm doing that of my own will.
[20:50] Kaoru
That's the vow I swore to the goddess.
[20:53] Kaoru
So if anyone tried to use their authority
or violence to force me to do anything...
[21:01] Kaoru
Divine punishment would await them.
[21:06] Kaoru
I can't say it all went according to plan,
[21:09] Kaoru
but now neither the royal family
nor the temple can touch me.
[21:13] Kaoru
I'll be able to keep doing my
work with the Eyes of the Goddess,
[21:17] Kaoru
and I have friends I can rely on.
[21:21] Kaoru
Excuse me, Priestess,
but can I ask one question?
[21:24] Sherra
Yes?
[21:26] Kaoru
Why does that statue of the goddess
[21:29] Kaoru
have such an ample chest?
[21:31] Sherra
What?
[21:33] Kaoru
The real goddess looks more...
well, like me, really.
[21:38] Kaoru
Ow!
[21:39] Kaoru
Celes! Not so rough!
[21:41] Kaoru
All I did was tell the truth!
[21:49] Roland
That's definitely divine punishment!
[21:51] Roland
I can see that you and the goddess
see each other as equals!
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SIGN "I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business!"
E5 - I'll Use the Goddess's Potions to Do Business!
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[00:02] Kaoru
Ah, it's so peaceful!
[00:06] Kaoru
After that public inquiry,
[00:08] Kaoru
both the royal family and the
temple stopped bothering me.
[00:13] Man
Hey there, Kaoru. Looking full
of life today, as always.
[00:16] Woman
Here's extra on the house.
[00:18] Kaoru
All the people in town and at the workshop
[00:21] Kaoru
treat me the same as they always have.
[00:23] Man
Here ya go. Freshly cooked.
[00:25] Kaoru
Thank you!
[00:27] Kaoru
Kaoru is just Kaoru,
[00:29] Kaoru
an ordinary girl who happens
to be in the goddess's favor.
[00:35] Kaoru
Or... I guess being Celestine's friend and
having an OP skill means I'm not ordinary at all!
[00:45] Kaoru
Anyway, now that things
have finally settled down,
[00:48] Kaoru
I'd like to start helping lots
more people with my potions.
[00:53] Kaoru
But there's only so much
the kids and I can do alone.
[00:58] Kaoru
I'd really like to have an
influential ally that I can trust.
[01:15] Francette
Oh! My goddess!
[01:17] Kaoru
What long-lived manga is this?!
[01:20] Francette
I-It's me, the knight Francette!
[01:23] Kaoru
Francette?
[01:25] Francette
We met in the forest some time ago!
[01:28] Francette
You gave me the goddess tears!
[01:31] Kaoru
Oh! The woman knight... Wait...
[01:34] Kaoru
What?!
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[03:10] Francette
So that's the story.
[03:11] Francette
I look like this now thanks to
the goddess tears you gave me.
[03:15] Francette
I really don't know how to thank you!
[03:18] Kaoru
I've got the gist of how
things led to this point...
[03:21] Kaoru
But I can't believe you
actually changed this much.
[03:27] Kaoru
Leave it to the mysterious workmanship
of a higher being akin to a god.
[03:32] Francette
Huh?
[03:33] Kaoru
Oh, just talking to myself.
[03:34] Francette
Uh-huh...
[03:36] Kaoru
That aside, she seems sincere,
her eyes are intelligent,
[03:41] Kaoru
and to top it all off, she serves
a count's household.
[03:44] Kaoru
This might be perfect.
[03:46] Kaoru
Dame Francette, I'd like
to ask a favor of you.
[03:50] Kaoru
Would it be possible for me to secretly
make contact with the count you serve?
[03:55] Francette
Y-Yes! Right away, if the
goddess herself wishes it!
[04:00] Kaoru
That'd be great.
[04:01] Francette
Except...
[04:03] Francette
I left the count's household and now
serve as a guard for someone else.
[04:09] Kaoru
Someone else?
[04:12] Kaoru
That's "someone else"?!
[04:14] Kaoru
The king's brother, Roland.
[04:17] Kaoru
Right after I said in public that I wouldn't
bend to the will of royalty or the temple...
[04:22] Kaoru
This could be trouble...
not to mention awkward.
[04:28] Roland
M-My reason for coming here today
[04:31] Roland
is not to force you to do anything.
[04:34] Roland
But if the one Fran and I owe
so much to wants a favor,
[04:38] Roland
I'm happy to help grant it.
[04:40] Roland
That's all.
[04:42] Roland
Given our positions, I will
have to inform Serge of this,
[04:45] Roland
but I will let no one
else know. Please trust me.
[04:49] Francette
Prince Roland is not the
sort of man who would lie.
[04:54] Kaoru
Right... Well, having the king's brother
among this group might work in my favor.
[05:00] Kaoru
He seems like he'd try to shut out
anyone trying to start trouble,
[05:04] Kaoru
like nobles... or nobles... or nobles.
[05:08] Kaoru
Very well.
[05:09] Kaoru
Count Adan...
[05:11] Kaoru
Abilly...
[05:13] Kaoru
Prince Roland...
[05:15] Kaoru
Francette...
[05:17] Kaoru
And myself.
[05:18] Kaoru
These will be the members
of our secret organization.
[05:22] Kaoru
From now on, no calling
me "goddess" or "angel."
[05:26] Kaoru
Just call me by my name.
[05:30] Kaoru
Now...
[05:31] Kaoru
It's conspiracy time!
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[05:35] Bardot
Wow...
[05:37] Bardot
Would you look at that?
[05:39] Bardot
Never thought I'd see you guys cleaning.
[05:42] Asil
Thanks to Kaoru, we can
at least manage this mu—
[05:46] Brian
Exactly. Kaoru's scary
when she's mad... uh...
[05:49] Carlos
I actually put the socks I've been
wearing for a week in the wash now.
[05:54] Alban
Three days for the underwear!
[05:56] Bardot
Change those every day.
[05:59] Fernand
Is anyone there?
[06:00] Bardot
Yes, welco—
[06:05] Adan
Now, when you say "conspiracy"...
[06:08] Kaoru
I mean the sale of healing potions.
[06:10] Francette
Are "potions" like the ones you gave us?
[06:14] Abilly
And the one that cured my daughter's illness?
[06:16] Kaoru
Yes.
[06:17] Kaoru
But first, I want to ask a favor.
[06:20] Kaoru
As you've probably heard from Francette,
[06:22] Kaoru
it's true that I'm a friend
of the goddess Celestine.
[06:26] Kaoru
But right now, I'm enjoying
life in this world as a human.
[06:31] Francette
Then... the story of you being
a goddess from another world...
[06:35] Kaoru
Yes. I'd like you to keep it secret.
[06:38] Kaoru
Please just say I'm an ordinary human
who's borrowed a bit of healing power.
[06:45] Ada/Abilly
Got it.
[06:45] Roland
Very well.
[06:45] Francette
All right.
[06:47] Kaoru
I have no intention of backing
any one group over another.
[06:50] Kaoru
That said, I do want to spread
blessings as widely as I can,
[06:55] Kaoru
so I'd like your help...
[06:57] Kaoru
with selling healing potions.
[06:59] Kaoru
Its effects are quite weaker and more
limited than those of the goddess tears,
[07:04] Kaoru
but to make up for that,
I'll sell it cheaper.
[07:07] Kaoru
I want common folks who are sick,
[07:09] Kaoru
as well as injured hunters and soldiers,
to use them without worry.
[07:14] Kaoru
Also, its effects disappear if
it's not used within five days.
[07:17] Kaoru
This prevents stockpiling and wartime use.
[07:20] Kaoru
So I did put a few limitations on it...
[07:23] Adan
No, it's still absolutely splendid!
[07:26] Adan
Even if the people can't directly
receive the goddess's blessing,
[07:29] Adan
this will at least give so many of them
a chance to experience even a drop of it!
[07:34] Roland
And it's absolutely correct
to prevent wartime usage.
[07:38] Roland
The Empire of Aligot, a military state,
is just over the mountains to our west.
[07:43] Francette
If it loses its effect in five days,
[07:44] Francette
it would never get to the
Empire of Aligot in time.
[07:47] Abilly
You can count on the Abilly Company
for your sales channel!
[07:50] Kaoru
Thank you.
[07:51] Adan
Goddess—I mean, Kaoru, helping
you is worthwhile to all of us.
[07:56] Abilly
That's right! It's an honor
to be on your team, Kaoru!
[08:01] Francette
Say, why don't we come up
with a name for this group?
[08:05] Francette
How about "Goddess Light"?
[08:08] Kaoru
Huh? Really, you don't have to give all
the things I do such overblown names...
[08:12] Hector/Eunice
We like it!
[08:14] Roland
It sounds good to me.
[08:15] Abilly
Fantastic!
[08:16] Adan
The majority has spoken.
"Goddess Light" it is!
[08:20] Kaoru
I've been overruled.
[08:22] Hector
And secret organizations
always have a password!
[08:25] Kaoru
Huh?!
[08:25] Hector
Like, I say "po," and you say "tion"!
[08:27] Eunice
Or "Three cheers for the goddess"!
[08:29] Adan/Abilly
Good idea!
[08:30] Kaoru
Please don't! Not that!
[08:32] Francette
"Goddess of hanging eyes," maybe?
[08:34] Roland
I think you're going for "flat chest."
[08:37] Kaoru
Did you two just say something?!
[08:41] Kaoru
That conspiratorial meeting sure was fun.
[08:44] Kaoru
And we made Eyes of the Goddess
an auxiliary organization.
[08:47] Kaoru
Pretty soon, I should be
able to pay all those kids.
[08:50] Kaoru
Everything's going great!
[08:52] Asil
Kaoru!
[08:55] Kaoru
Oh, Asil. What is it?
[08:57] Asil
Someone's asking for you!
[08:59] Kaoru
A representative from the temple again?
[09:01] Kaoru
Just go ahead and turn them down.
[09:03] Asil
Actually, he's saying you
came from his country,
[09:06] Asil
and he's insisting on seeing you!
[09:09] Kaoru
His country? It couldn't be...
[09:12] Fernand
At last... At last, I'll see Kaoru!
[09:15] Allan
Can you believe she was in the
Kingdom of Balmore all this time?
[09:18] Allan
And she apparently took on both the
royal family and the temple, and won.
[09:22] Fernand
That must make it even more difficult
for her to remain in Balmore.
[09:25] Fernand
I will take Kaoru back to the Kingdom
of Brancott, no matter what!
[09:29] Fabio
Fernand, try not to come off as too
overbearing right from the start.
[09:32] Fabio
Start with an apology, and keep
your interactions friendly.
[09:36] Fernand
I know.
[09:40] Fernand
Kaoru!
[09:45] Kaoru
Kaoru, your injury has healed?
[09:48] Kaoru
Hm?
[09:50] Kaoru
Oh! You must be...
[09:52] Kaoru
acquainted with my little sister, then!
[09:55] Fabio/Allan
Huh?
[09:56] Fernand
Huh?
[09:57] Kaoru
My name is Alpha Kaoru Nagase.
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[10:01] Kaoru
I heard about you from
my sister, Milpha Kaoru Nagase.
SIGN Milpha Kaoru Nagase
SIGN Older Sister
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Sister
[10:05] Fabio/Allan/Fernand
What?!
[10:07] Kaoru
Oh, she didn't tell you about me?
[10:11] Kaoru
We parted ways as soon as we got out
of the country to escape our pursuers.
[10:16] Kaoru
Is she doing well?
[10:18] Fernand
Er... I, uh...
[10:20] Fernand
I can't tell her she got
injured and went missing!
[10:24] Kaoru
Wait, don't tell me...
[10:26] Kaoru
Are either you... or you...
[10:28] Kaoru
the man in my sister's life?
[10:31] Fernand
Why one of these two?!
[10:33] Kaoru
Well, because they're her type.
[10:36] Kaoru
An intelligent, sincere-looking man...
[10:39] Kaoru
or a reliable-looking man
who seems fun to be with.
[10:43] Kaoru
And you both look like you
would age so gracefully.
[10:48] Fabio
Intelligent and sincere...
[10:51] Allan
Reliable and fun to be with...
[10:53] Fernand
Wh-What about me?!
[10:55] Kaoru
O-Oh...
[10:57] Kaoru
Flashy men,
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[10:58] Kaoru
selfish and conceited men,
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[11:00] Kaoru
and men who don't look like they'll age well
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[11:03] Kaoru
are the types she hates the most.
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[11:07] Allan
U-Um, would you like to come back
to the Kingdom of Brancott, as well?
[11:11] Allan
You could live with your sister.
[11:13] Kaoru
I can't do that.
[11:15] Kaoru
As you may know, I have the power to heal,
[11:19] Kaoru
and my sister has remarkable
intellect and talent.
[11:23] Kaoru
That's exactly why we were being chased.
[11:27] Kaoru
If we were both in the same country,
[11:29] Kaoru
it would throw off the balance between
nations and give rise to conflicts.
[11:33] Kaoru
I don't want to have to run away again.
[11:36] Kaoru
Sob, sob...
[11:36] Fernand
N-Not to worry.
[11:37] Fernand
I'll make sure nothing like that happens.
[11:40] Fernand
For now, just come back with me to—
[11:42] Bardot/Carlos/Alban/Brian
Stop right there!
[11:44] Bardot
Kaoru is our helper, and she's
very important to us!
[11:47] Bardot
I don't care if you're the neighbor
kingdom's prince! You can't have her!
[11:49] Asil
If you want to take Kaoru back
with you, you'll have to beat us first!
[11:53] Asil
Even though I have zero muscle!
[11:55] Brian
Even though this is as
far as my body will bend!
[11:59] Carlos
Even though I haven't changed my socks!
[12:00] Alban
Even though I haven't changed my underwear!
[12:02] Fernand
Wha... No, I'm taking Kaoru to...
[12:06] Kaoru
So on that note, thank you so
much for stopping by today.
[12:11] Kaoru
Do give my regards to my sister, won't you?
[12:16] Fabio
Let's go.
[12:17] Allan
Sorry for bothering you!
[12:21] Allan
Hey, you really think that was her sister?
[12:24] Fabio
Even if that girl was Kaoru
herself and not a sister,
[12:28] Fabio
two things are clear now.
[12:30] Fabio
One: Kaoru has no intention of
returning to the Kingdom of Brancott.
[12:34] Fabio
Two: Kaoru has no interest
in Fernand whatsoever.
[12:39] Fernand
N-No...
[12:41] Fernand
I won't give up on Kaoru!
[12:44] Kaoru
Whew, what a relief!
[12:47] Kaoru
I doubt they'll every try to pester me again.
[12:49] Asil
I wasn't sure how that was gonna end.
[12:51] Bardot
But you know, I didn't realize
you had a younger sister.
[12:56] Kaoru
Oh...
[12:58] Kaoru
That was a lie, of course.
[13:01] Five
Of course it was...
SIGN Holy Land of Rueda, Grand Temple
[13:05] Pope
What?!
[13:06] Pope
No one is able to summon the angel girl?!
SIGN Correct. Both the royal family and the temple gave the same answer.
[13:14] Pope
Blast that Kingdom of Balmore!
[13:16] Pope
How dare they reject a demand
from the Holy Land of Rueda!
[13:20] Pope
This is the very nation
where the goddess Celestine
[13:23] Pope
descended long ago and saved the people.
[13:25] Pope
It is a religious state of
ancient and honorable origin!
[13:28] Pope
But 53 years without a glimpse
of the goddess is far too long.
[13:33] Pope
Fewer pilgrims from other
nations visit here now,
[13:35] Pope
and our power as a nation
is steadily declining.
[13:38] Pope
The goddess's miracles
[13:40] Pope
should only be bestowed upon
the Holy Land of Rueda!
SIGN Abilly Company
[13:48] Kaoru
Abilly!
[13:49] Kaoru
I brought the additional
healing potions I made.
[13:52] Abilly
Good work, Kaoru.
[13:54] Abilly
Could I trouble you for about 100 more boxes?
[13:56] Abilly
The orders just keep coming in!
[14:00] Kaoru
Can you get us a fast horse, please?
[14:02] Kaoru
I want to be able to deliver
them to people who can't travel.
[14:06] Abilly
Understood.
[14:07] Abilly
Within four days, we'll be able to deliver
just about anywhere in the kingdom.
[14:11] Adan
What should we do to
prevent illicit reselling?
[14:14] Kaoru
Let's say that if anyone
is ever caught doing so,
[14:17] Kaoru
the offenders and their families, relatives,
friends, and everyone associated with them
[14:21] Kaoru
will all lose their right to
receive any of our potions again.
[14:25] Roland
With fewer sick and injured people,
[14:27] Roland
production is on the rise!
[14:29] Roland
The space needed to house patients,
[14:32] Roland
the budget and personnel
allotted to the medicines...
[14:34] Roland
We'll be able to scale them all way back!
[14:36] Kaoru
We can't do that.
[14:38] Kaoru
What if something happened to me and
I couldn't make potions anymore?
[14:43] Kaoru
We can't cut corners on the procurement
of spare medical supplies
[14:45] Kaoru
or the advancement of medical technology.
[14:48] Kaoru
Be sure to tell the king that, too!
[14:52] Roland
A-All right...
[14:54] Kaoru
Let's expand our market to
the neighboring countries.
[14:57] Kaoru
To the Kingdom of Brancott and
the Kingdom of Aseed, too.
[15:00] Kaoru
This kingdom has always had deep
ties with the Kingdom of Aseed
[15:03] Kaoru
in mutual opposition to the
Empire of Aligot, right?
[15:06] Abilly
With the Abilly Company's
distribution network, you're all set!
[15:09] Kaoru
I'll increase production even more.
[15:12] Francette
Speaking of the Kingdom of Brancott,
[15:14] Francette
were you aware that its first prince
sneaked into our kingdom the other day?
[15:18] Roland
Yes, Kaoru told me.
[15:21] Roland
One misstep, and that could have
been a major diplomatic issue...
[15:25] Francette
I don't think it would have been a problem,
[15:28] Francette
since our kingdoms are friendly, but...
[15:30] Roland
Right.
[15:32] Roland
At any rate, nothing beats peace.
SIGN The Military Empire of Aligot
[15:38] Emperor
A healing medicine whose
effects last only five days?
[15:40] Emperor
It sounds as if they deliberately planned
this to keep it out of our hands.
[15:45] Emperor
How dare they?!
[15:47] Emperor
Well, no matter.
[15:48] Emperor
We simply need to make it
here in the empire ourselves.
[15:51] Emperor
Then we can use all we need in war,
[15:54] Emperor
and we will be guaranteed complete
supremacy over the other nations!
[15:57] Chancellor
Invade the Kingdom of Balmore!
[16:00] Chancellor
We must get our hands on the angel girl!
[16:02] Soldiers
Yes, sir!
[16:07] Emil
Wow! What a big house!
[16:09] Belle
It even has a yard!
[16:11] Kaoru
Starting today, this is your house, guys.
[16:14] Emil
What? Really?
[16:15] Kaoru
Of course.
[16:16] Kaoru
You do all kinds of work for
me in Eyes of the Goddess.
[16:20] Kaoru
And I'll be needing you all to
start doing regular work, too.
[16:24] Kaoru
We're going to be busy.
[16:25] Kids
Okay!
[16:29] Kaoru
I'd like you to make this.
[16:31] Asil
Sure, but what are you going to use it for?
[16:46] Emil
Welcome! Step right up! Tasty stuff here!
[16:49] Belle
Thank you for waiting!
[16:57] Guy
This is good!
[16:59] Asil
I never would've guessed it'd be used
for making delicious food like this!
[17:03] Kaoru
You need to be able to calculate change, too.
[17:06] Kaoru
I'm gonna drive all the
business skills into you!
[17:08] Kids
Please do!
[17:09] Kaoru
Ahem.
[17:11] Kaoru
Repeat after me!
[17:13] Kaoru
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
[17:16] Kids
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
[17:19] Kaoru
Don't trust anyone who says,
[17:22] Kaoru
"Hey, just between us," and blabs
other people's secrets!
[17:25] Kids
Don't trust anyone who says,
[17:28] Kids
"Hey, just between us," and blabs
other people's secrets!
[17:36] Father
A-Are you...
[17:39] Kaoru
Give the child these tears of the goddess.
[17:42] Mother
I don't know who you are,
but thank you so much!
[17:48] Kaoru
They didn't recognize me.
[18:02] Kaoru
Isn't that yesterday's...
[18:04] Emil
She has no idea that everyone knew.
[18:07] Belle
Looks like it.
[18:12] Kaoru
This is going perfectly!
[18:14] Kaoru
I'm really getting closer to my ideal.
[18:17] Kaoru
A safe, worry-free life in another
world where I can freely help people!
[18:21] Kaoru
All that's left is to find a husband...
[18:25] General
Your Majesty! The Empire is on the move!
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Castle
[18:27] Serge
What?! So they're finally taking action, huh?
[18:30] Serge
Well? Which direction are they invading from?
[18:32] Serge
Through the Kingdom of Aseed,
or via the Holy Land of Rueda?
[18:36] General
A-Actually...
[18:38] General
They're crossing the mountains
to enter this kingdom directly!
[18:42] Serge
What?!
[18:45] MinisterA
They have 30,000 men,
[18:46] MinisterA
but nearly 10,000 of them
are transport personnel.
[18:50] MinisterB
A force of 20,000, and no mounted cavalry?
[18:53] MinisterC
If they're crossing the mountains,
[18:54] MinisterC
it will take a long time
to get that many men here.
[18:58] Serge
How many men can we spare to counterattack?
[19:00] MinisterD
Forty thousand.
[19:02] MinisterD
And since we're in our own home territory,
[19:04] MinisterD
we have the advantage in
terms of supplies, as well.
[19:05] MinisterD
And unlike the enemy, we can use carriages.
[19:08] Roland
We have an overwhelming advantage...
[19:11] Roland
But something doesn't feel right.
[19:14] Officer
Message!
[19:14] Officer
Imperial forces invading from our
border with the Holy Land of Rueda!
[19:18] Officer
They number approximately 20,000!
[19:19] Serge
What?!
[19:20] Serge
Why?!
[19:21] Serge
The Holy Land of Rueda is a
neutral nation! What's going on?!
[19:27] MinisterB
Emissaries from the Holy Land
of Rueda have arrived.
[19:30] MinisterB
They say they wish to assume custody
of the girl who has the goddess's favor
[19:33] MinisterB
and remove her from this city
before it becomes a battlefield.
[19:37] Serge
Should we refuse and turn them away?
[19:41] Roland
No.
[19:42] Roland
Let them meet with Kaoru.
SIGN Ah! Angel!
SIGN It is an honor to meet you!
[19:51] Kaoru
I'm not Celes's errand girl
or anything, you know.
SIGN No, no!
SIGN The one who conveys the words of the goddess Celestine
SIGN is the goddess's angel!
SIGN The Empire of Aligot is advancing upon the Kingdom of Balmore.
SIGN We would like you to come with us to the Holy Land of Rueda
SIGN so that we may protect you.
[20:14] Kaoru
It's the Holy Land that's
behind the attack, isn't it?
[20:18] Kaoru
I mean, if they advanced via the
northwest region of the Holy Land,
[20:21] Kaoru
why didn't the Holy Land send word
to this city, in the southeast?
[20:27] Kaoru
You came here in a heavy,
elaborately-decorated carriage,
[20:30] Kaoru
yet you got here before the
fastest horses. How could that be?
[20:34] Kaoru
If the Imperial army is
invading us this quickly,
[20:38] Kaoru
it means the Holy Land made
no attempt to stop them.
[20:41] Kaoru
How do you explain that?
[20:43] Kaoru
It's strange that you didn't request
backup from other countries, too.
SIGN Er... Th-That is...
[20:49] Kaoru
In other words, the Holy Land of Rueda
[20:52] Kaoru
is an ally of the Empire of Aligot.
[20:54] Kaoru
You're in on it, aren't you?
[20:58] Kaoru
Could you put out word to the other nations?
[21:00] Kaoru
Tell them the Holy Land of Rueda
has betrayed the goddess Celestine
[21:03] Kaoru
and abandoned its neutrality.
SIGN Wha... That's nonsense!
[21:08] Kaoru
Oh? Didn't you say I'm the angel who
conveys the words of the goddess?
[21:14] Kaoru
Infiltrating an enemy nation,
spreading false information,
[21:17] Kaoru
and attempting to abduct a key individual...
[21:21] Kaoru
Is it espionage?
[21:22] Kaoru
Or sabotage?
[21:30] Kaoru
Honestly, the way the Holy Land of
Rueda does things just makes me so mad.
[21:34] Roland
I'm the one who gave you that
information, but still...
[21:36] Roland
You sure are ruthless.
[21:38] Kaoru
Huh?
[21:40] Kaoru
I haven't even begun to be ruthless yet.
[21:45] Kaoru
Anyway, take care of that
communication and whatnot.
[21:48] Kaoru
I have something I need to do.
[21:51] Roland
What are you going to do?
[21:53] Kaoru
Go out for a little bit, I think...
[21:57] Kaoru
to crush the Imperial army.
[22:03] Roland
Why do such evil expressions
suit her so well?
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN "I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!"
E6 - I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
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[00:01] Kaoru
Go out for a little bit, I think...
[00:04] Kaoru
to crush the Imperial army.
[00:08] Kaoru
So on that note...
[00:09] Kaoru
I'll be going out for a bit.
[00:10] Kaoru
If anything happens, take those and
the money you've saved, and run away.
[00:15] Kaoru
Unlike the ones we sell,
they work on any injury or illness,
[00:19] Kaoru
and they don't expire.
[00:20] Kaoru
Okay, hold the fort for me.
[00:25] Kids
We'll go with you!
[00:27] Kaoru
Huh?
[00:28] Kaoru
No, I'm going to take on
an Imperial army of 20,000.
[00:32] Kaoru
I might actually die.
[00:33] Emil
That doesn't scare us.
[00:35] Emil
If you hadn't helped us back then,
Belle would have died.
[00:39] Emil
The others might not even
be here today, either.
[00:42] Emil
The city treated us like trash,
[00:45] Emil
but you gave us food, clothes,
[00:47] Emil
and a house where we could sleep safely!
[00:49] Belle
You were kind to us!
[00:52] Lolotte
You taught us how to make money!
[00:54] Lucy
And business manners
and how to count change, too!
[00:57] Emil
We're not useless kids anymore!
[01:00] Emil
We gather information
and provide protection for you!
[01:05] Emil
We're the Eyes of the Goddess!
SIGN I'll Use My Cheat to Destroy an Army!
[01:16] Roland
Why did you bring children?!
[01:18] Kaoru
Why did you bring royals?!
[01:21] Roland
We're coming with you to protect you!
[01:21] Kaoru
Just stay in the office and out of my way!
[01:24] Roland
I was opposed to this in the first place!
[01:34] Roland
Honestly, what is Kaoru thinking?
[01:37] Francette
Couldn't one ask the same question about you?
[01:40] Francette
Danger accompanies us on this expedition.
[01:42] Francette
If anything were to happen to you...
[01:45] Roland
I'll be fine.
[01:46] Roland
I have a very skilled knight
in my service. Right?
[01:52] Roland
Besides...
[01:54] Roland
That medicine of hers saved me.
[01:57] Roland
I was able to reclaim a life
I had once given up on.
[02:02] Francette
That's true for me, as well.
[02:04] Roland
Huh? What had you given up on?
[02:08] Francette
N-Nothing! Nothing at all!
[02:12] Kaoru
Operation: Intercept the Empire of Aligot.
[02:15] Kaoru
This is the one time I won't
be stingy with my power.
[02:19] Kaoru
I wasn't expecting to have
this many people along,
[02:22] Kaoru
but I never had any intention
of risking any lives.
[02:26] Kaoru
If it comes to it, I always
have my last resort,
[02:28] Kaoru
the deadly move I call "No Self-Restraint."
[02:31] Kaoru
This is the plan I've come up with.
[02:34] Kaoru
We'll head from the capital to
the Holy Land of Rueda's border.
[02:37] Kaoru
We'll best-guess the enemy's route
[02:39] Kaoru
and trace it backwards.
[02:41] Kaoru
We probably have eight days before
we encounter the enemy army.
[02:45] Kaoru
Once we get past the few towns
in the vicinity of the capital,
[02:47] Kaoru
we'll enter remote lands with
only occasional small villages.
SIGN 7 Days Later
[02:56] Kaoru
In every village we pass through,
[02:58] Kaoru
we stock up on the bare minimum of things
we need and all the food we can get,
[03:01] Kaoru
and direct the villagers
to evacuate for a while.
[03:04] Kaoru
I use potions to heal those who
are too sick or injured to move.
[03:08] Kaoru
And...
[03:09] Emil
We checked out the village's
wells and other water locations.
[03:13] Emil
There are six in all.
[03:15] Kaoru
Good work.
[03:16] Emil
I'm gonna go help the others.
[03:19] Francette
We've made arrangements to evacuate
the villagers and transport the food.
[03:23] Roland
We let the chief know when
to expect the enemy army.
[03:27] Roland
He understands the water situation, too.
[03:29] Roland
And we drilled into him that he needs to
give all the villagers clear directions.
[03:34] Kaoru
Thanks.
[03:35] Kaoru
Considering the speed of the enemy's advance,
[03:38] Kaoru
this will probably be the last
village we're able to stop in.
[03:41] Roland
Yes.
[03:43] Kaoru
Okay, can you leave half of
our guards here to make sure
[03:47] Kaoru
this village doesn't fall before we return?
[03:50] Roland
Understood.
[03:53] Kaoru
Well...
[03:55] Kaoru
Tomorrow's the day we actually
face off against the enemy army.
[03:59] Kaoru
I have no intention of losing, of course.
[04:17] Francette
I've found the enemy army!
[04:23] Francette
They're about two hours
ahead of us, taking a break.
[04:27] Francette
At the speed they're moving,
[04:28] Francette
I estimate they'll arrive close
to here in about six hours.
[04:31] Kaoru
If it'd take them six hours
to cover that distance...
[04:34] Kaoru
Wait, you made it back here in just two?!
[04:37] Francette
Yes!
[04:38] Francette
I got a burst of energy from
the healing potion you gave me!
[04:42] Francette
I could start fighting right now!
[04:45] Kaoru
How the heck is she so strong?
[04:47] Kaoru
I lost track of how many potions
I drank just to climb up this far...
[04:52] Kaoru
Burp.
[04:53] Roland
Okay, let's start making
preparations at once.
[04:55] Kids
Yeah!
[05:06] Roland
I knew it.
[05:07] Kaoru
What?
[05:08] Roland
That man there is most
likely their commander.
[05:12] Roland
but the man next to him isn't military.
[05:14] Roland
Those are the clothes of
a holy man. He's a bishop.
[05:18] Francette
Does that mean... he's from
the Holy Land of Rueda?
[05:20] Roland
They didn't just let the army pass through
their land and conceal information.
[05:25] Roland
They're working directly with the army.
[05:28] Francette
Those dirty cowards!
[05:31] GuardA
They're here!
[05:33] GuardA
Their logistics unit will
be passing by us shortly!
[05:44] Kaoru
Okay, let's go!
[05:45] Roland/Guards
Right!
[05:46] Kids
Yeah!
[05:49] Kaoru
Start throwing the white balls at
the logistics unit's front and rear!
[06:00] Soldier
We're under attack?! From where?!
[06:08] Kaoru
Okay. We've diverted the enemy.
[06:11] Kaoru
For safety, I reduced the trigger sensitivity
[06:13] Kaoru
on the white balls we threw to confuse them.
[06:16] Kaoru
They're filled with something
resembling nitroglycerin.
[06:19] Kaoru
And...
[06:20] Kaoru
The red balls we'll be throwing
at their supply carts
[06:23] Kaoru
are basically like naphtha or napalm.
[06:25] Kaoru
It ignites when it comes
into contact with air,
[06:28] Kaoru
and the flames don't extinguish easily,
even if doused with water.
[06:31] Soldiers
F-Fire's spreading from the carts!
[06:40] Commander
Th-This is...
[06:42] Commander
Go back!
[06:52] Aligot Soldier1
Everything burned up in just moments.
[06:54] Aligot Soldier1
Our food, water, spare armor,
and even our weapons for the castle siege...
[06:59] Priest
The devil's hellfire! Has our army been cursed?!
[07:03] Commander
Don't be ridiculous!
[07:07] Commander
Get all our remaining supplies together!
[07:09] Commander
We continue our advance!
[07:11] Aligot Soldier1
Yes, sir!
[07:12] Commander
We'll just get more food and
water from the village up ahead!
[07:17] GuardE
Your Highness! I'm glad you're safe!
[07:19] Roland
Yes. You all did fine work, as well.
[07:21] GuardE
Thank you! We've already finished
transporting all the villagers and food.
[07:26] Kaoru
Then I guess it's time
for the finishing touch.
[07:32] Kaoru
A decisive strike on the
enemy's logistics unit
[07:35] Kaoru
and the elimination of their
rear guard's food and equipment...
[07:39] Kaoru
This was the first step in
the plan I came up with.
[07:42] Kaoru
And the second step is...
[07:49] Commander
What?!
[07:50] Aligot Soldier2
The first unit to arrive in the
village drank the well water,
[07:53] Aligot Soldier2
and immediately suffered
stomach pain and diarrhea!
[07:56] Commander
Damn it! They poisoned the wells!
[07:59] Aligot Soldier3
Reporting, sir!
[08:01] Aligot Soldier3
We've checked every house in the village,
[08:03] Aligot Soldier3
but all the villagers are gone,
along with the livestock and food!
[08:10] Commander
At this rate...
[08:16] Kaoru
They should be starting to feel it now.
[08:18] Roland
The worst thing an army can
experience is a water shortage.
[08:21] Roland
In this heat, especially,
it could be fatal within days.
[08:26] Tapani
A-Angel!
[08:30] Kaoru
Who are you?
[08:31] Tapani
My name is Tapani. I'm from Milte Village.
[08:35] Roland
Milte Village?
[08:36] Roland
We were there this morning. All the
residents should have been evacuated.
[08:40] Tapani
I came back on my own.
[08:43] Tapani
Angel, we're in trouble!
[08:45] Tapani
The enemy took over our well!
[08:57] Roland
We'll handle things here!
[08:59] Roland
Kaoru, take the kids and get to the well!
[09:01] Kaoru
Got it!
[09:03] Tapani
It's this way.
[09:07] (Flashback) Roland
A hidden well?
[09:09] (Flashback) Tapani
Yes. There's an additional
well in our village.
[09:12] (Flashback) Tapani
The village has kept it strictly secret
[09:14] (Flashback) Tapani
to ensure it won't dry up,
even in the worst drought.
[09:17] (Flashback) Tapani
That's why we couldn't tell you about it.
[09:20] (Flashback) Roland
Then how does the Imperial
army know about this secret?
[09:24] (Flashback) Tapani
There were traitors in the village.
[09:26] (Flashback) Tapani
I heard them talking
while we were evacuating.
[09:30] (Flashback) Tapani
They were going to sell the
knowledge of our hidden well
[09:32] (Flashback) Tapani
to the enemy for a cash reward.
[09:35] (Flashback) Kaoru
That's why you came back
all alone? To tell us this?
[09:40] (Flashback) Tapani
Yes.
[09:41] (Flashback) Kaoru
Why would you put yourself in such danger?
[09:44] (Flashback) Tapani
Because Ginny...
[09:46] (Flashback) Tapani
My sister, Ginny, was saved thanks
to the goddess's medicine!
[09:53] Tapani
The well is in there.
[09:58] Kaoru
I'll go alone from here.
[10:00] Kaoru
All of you, keep watch around the shed.
[10:11] SoldierD
Who are you?!
[10:15] SoldierD
Wait, are you the one who poisoned the wells?!
[10:19] Kaoru
This isn't good.
[10:20] Kaoru
If I set off an explosion in here,
the enemies outside would notice.
[10:23] Kaoru
Sulfuric acid? Hydrochloric acid?
[10:25] Kaoru
No, it's all the same if they scream.
[10:27] Kaoru
To take away their fighting
strength in one instant...
[10:33] Kaoru
Belle?
[10:34] Emil
It's okay.
[10:36] Emil
Belle can do this.
[10:37] SoldierC
Hey, you!
[10:40] SoldierD
Stupid brat!
[10:51] Emil
I told you Belle could do it.
[10:55] Kaoru
Why?! Why would she do that?!
[10:58] Emil
You saved Belle's life.
[11:01] Emil
The happiness she's had
in the days since then,
[11:03] Emil
to her, was worth offering up her life for.
[11:08] Emil
And... we help and protect the goddess.
[11:13] Emil
We're Eyes of the Goddess.
That goes for Belle, too.
[11:21] Kaoru
You fool.
[11:24] SoldierE
Damn it, I can't see anything! It's too deep!
[11:27] SoldierC
What do you think you're doing?!
[11:29] SoldierC
How dare you cut off our army's lifeline?!
[11:34] SoldierD
Stupid brat! I'll kill you first!
[11:39] Kaoru
You're the ones who have to die.
[11:46] Kaoru
My power...
[11:48] Kaoru
is to make any potion I want
appear in any form I want.
[11:53] Kaoru
Which means I can create poison
right inside someone's body.
[11:58] Kaoru
I won't kill you.
[12:00] Kaoru
I'll just make you feel
the worst pain imaginable.
[12:04] Emil
Belle! Belle!
[12:07] Emil
Belle! Please be alive!
[12:09] Emil
Belle!
[12:12] Belle
Emil?
[12:17] Belle
Wait... how? I jumped into
the well... didn't I?
[12:23] Emil
Belle!
[12:27] Kaoru
I put her in my Item Box
right at that moment.
[12:31] Kaoru
Good thing no one realized
they didn't hear a splash.
[12:35] Kaoru
Emil, tell everyone this.
[12:38] Kaoru
If you insist on offering your life to me,
[12:40] Kaoru
I will not tolerate anyone rushing
into death without my permission.
[12:44] Emil
Okay!
[12:50] Roland
Hey. We took care of everything here.
[12:52] Francette
We gave the surviving war prisoners the
bare minimum treatment with your potions.
[12:57] Kaoru
Good work.
[13:01] Francette
Those horses are spoils from the enemy army.
[13:10] Kaoru
There you go.
[13:14] Kaoru
Is everyone here?
[13:15] Roland/Francette
Yes!
[13:17] Kaoru
Then let's head for the capital!
[13:19] Kaoru
Off we go!
[13:21] All
Yeah!
[13:25] Kaoru
And so we returned to the royal capital.
[13:28] Kaoru
Of course, we put laxative potions in the
water in every village we went through.
[13:35] Kaoru
And this particular potion lasts ten days.
[13:40] Kaoru
According to the birds,
[13:43] Kaoru
what happened at the hidden well sent
quite a shock through the Imperial army.
[13:48] Kaoru
And just a handful of people
annihilated their vanguard unit.
[13:52] Kaoru
One of them, a female knight nicknamed
"Fearsome Fran" with the strength of a demon,
[13:58] Kaoru
struck terror into the hearts
of the enemy soldiers.
[14:02] Roland
Amazing as always.
[14:02] Francette
Thank you.
[14:05] Kaoru
Fearsome Fran, huh?
[14:15] Priest
Oh, why won't the goddess
bless the Holy Land of Rueda?
[14:21] Commander
Just deal with it a little longer.
[14:23] Commander
We'll arrive in the town of Nicotia tomorrow.
[14:26] Commander
We can replenish our food and water there.
[14:29] Commander
Once we get over that hill...
[14:42] Commander
It can't be!
[14:52] Priest
What's going on?!
[14:54] Priest
Weren't they barricaded
within the royal capital?!
[15:03] Roland
The enemy commander has come
forth to officially surrender!
[15:07] Francette
Their army was already
in no condition to fight.
[15:11] Roland
I feel dirty, though.
[15:13] Kaoru
So should we have fought them fair and
square as proper knights or whatever,
[15:18] Kaoru
resulting in thousands of war casualties?
[15:21] Roland
Th-That's not what I...
[15:23] Kaoru
Now, then...
[15:25] Kaoru
You kids are done here. Head on
back to your house in the capital.
[15:29] Emil
What? But what about you?
[15:31] Kaoru
I still have things I need to do.
[15:34] Emil
Then I'll stay with you!
[15:35] Kids
Me, too!
[15:37] Kaoru
No. What did I tell you?
[15:39] Kaoru
I won't allow anyone to just rush into death.
[15:42] Kaoru
This time, someone could lose
their head in one slice,
[15:45] Kaoru
or be stabbed right in the heart.
[15:48] Kaoru
I can't protect all of you on my own.
[15:51] Emil
Are you saying we'd be in the way?
[15:53] Kaoru
Yes. You kids aren't strong enough yet.
[15:58] Kaoru
But don't misunderstand.
[16:01] Kaoru
That doesn't mean you're useless.
[16:03] Kaoru
Protect your house in the capital.
[16:06] Kaoru
I want you to help me by doing
what you can do right now.
[16:10] Emil
All right.
[16:11] Belle
Kaoru, make sure you come back to us!
[16:13] Kaoru
I will. I promise.
[16:16] Emil
Let's go home.
[16:17] Belle
Okay.
[16:20] Roland
So? What are you plotting now?
[16:23] Kaoru
Huh? Nothing, really.
[16:25] Roland
Kaoru.
[16:26] Francette
Lady Kaoru.
[16:28] Kaoru
Oh, just...
[16:31] Ed
You saved my life, miss.
[16:33] Ed
I, Ed, will accompany you anywhere.
[16:37] Kaoru
I thought I'd take off on
a solo journey to the west.
[16:40] Roland
No!
[16:40] Francette
I think not!
[16:47] Ed
You've got a knack for this, miss.
[16:49] Ed
It's only been a few days and
you're riding like a natural.
[16:52] Kaoru
Thanks, Ed.
[16:56] Ed
And my leg feels light as a
feather thanks to your potion.
[16:59] Ed
Wanna just gallop straight
to the battlefield from here?
[17:03] Kaoru
No, don't make them do that.
[17:06] Roland
What in the world is the
deal with that horse's legs?
[17:10] Roland
He never gets tired, and he
could just keep running forever.
[17:13] Roland
It's all we can do just to keep up with him.
[17:17] Francette
Well, what can we say?
[17:19] Francette
We did take it upon ourselves
to join her on her solo journey.
[17:23] Francette
Besides, there's a big difference
between a rider traveling solo
[17:27] Francette
and a large group marching together.
[17:29] Roland
That's true.
[17:31] Roland
But you know, that aside...
[17:33] Roland
Can Kaoru actually talk to horses?
[17:35] Francette
I don't know...
[17:37] Kaoru
The mountain range to the west
of the Kingdom of Balmore
[17:42] Kaoru
has long been a natural wall preventing
invasion from the neighboring Empire of Aligot.
[17:47] Kaoru
But the existence of the goddess tears,
a potion that heals all illnesses and injuries,
SIGN Empire of Aligot, Palace
[17:53] Kaoru
threw off the balance between the countries.
[17:57] Kaoru
The Empire of Aligot, burning
with territorial ambition,
[17:59] Kaoru
finally decided to risk life and
limb crossing the mountains...
[18:02] Kaoru
and the Holy Land of Rueda, which longs
for a miracle from the goddess,
SIGN Holy Land of Rueda, Temple
[18:05] Kaoru
took part in their invasion
in the goddess's name.
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Outpost
[18:09] Kaoru
Long story short, I brought about this war.
[18:17] Soldiers
It's Prince Roland!
[18:18] Soldiers
And the knight Francette!
[18:19] Soldiers
What an honor!
[18:20] Kaoru
And if the fault lies with me,
[18:23] Kaoru
I'm going to settle it once and for all.
[18:27] Kaoru
Hello!
[18:30] Menneth
The enemy forces number about 40,000,
[18:33] Menneth
roughly the same as ours.
[18:35] Menneth
The two forces are currently here,
in the midst of a stand-off.
[18:40] Menneth
I'd love to finish this quickly and get
back to the capital to provide relief.
[18:45] Roland
There's no need for that, General Menneth.
[18:48] Menneth
Huh?
[18:50] Roland
The enemy army of 20,000 advancing
through the Holy Land of Rueda
[18:52] Roland
surrendered before ever reaching the capital.
[18:56] Roland
Our army suffered no casualties.
[18:58] Roland
The capital has 15,000
soldiers protecting it.
[19:00] Menneth
Oh!
[19:02] Kaoru
If I may... What happens if the
enemy army learns about this?
[19:06] Menneth
Um... Prince Roland, who is this young lady?
[19:11] Roland
Her name is Kaoru.
[19:13] Roland
Or perhaps she's more familiar to you as...
[19:17] Roland
the goddess's friend.
[19:20] Kaoru
Can you answer my question now?
[19:23] Menneth
Even if the enemy army found out,
I doubt they would withdraw.
[19:27] Menneth
Their backroom dealings with Rueda and
their surprise attack over the mountains
[19:31] Menneth
are both tactics that can't be used twice.
[19:34] Menneth
The Empire of Aligot is betting
everything on this one move.
[19:38] Roland
Either way, we can't avoid confrontation.
[19:42] Menneth
Correct.
[19:43] Menneth
On top of that, it will be a long time
before they learn of their defeat at the capital.
[19:48] Menneth
Even if the Empire sends a
messenger through the Holy Land,
[19:51] Menneth
it would take days for the emperor's orders
to cross the mountains and reach them here.
[19:57] Kaoru
Then why don't we tell them ourselves?
[20:01] Menneth
But would they believe
their enemy so readily?
[20:05] Kaoru
Well, then...
[20:06] Roland
Erk.
[20:08] Kaoru
Let's dangle some tasty
bait in front of them.
[20:12] Menneth
Listen to me, men!
[20:14] Menneth
Prince Roland, the king's brother,
came to us from the capital last night!
[20:18] Menneth
The enemy party advancing through
the Holy Land is defeated!
[20:21] Menneth
His Highness also brought us a
massive supply of healing potions!
[20:25] Menneth
The blessing of the goddess is with our army!
[20:32] Imperial General
Do not falter! The future of the
Empire rides on this battle!
[20:36] Imperial General
Be prepared to fight to the death!
[20:39] Imperial General
If the enemy army has potions,
[20:41] Imperial General
we need only win and take them for ourselves!
[20:47] Roland
The battle's begun.
[20:51] Kaoru
Leave it to royalty.
That was incredibly effective.
[20:55] Kaoru
Just putting your name on that
information made it more convincing.
[21:00] Roland
Well, thanks...
[21:02] Kaoru
While you're here, would you mind
moving around some, as well?
[21:06] Kaoru
Be conspicuous enough to
draw the enemy's attention.
[21:10] Kaoru
You're valuable to them, whether they
defeat you or take you prisoner.
[21:18] Kaoru
If the enemy is distracted by the prize in
front of them and they leave themselves open,
[21:23] Kaoru
it'll give us an even greater advantage.
[21:26] Roland
Got it.
[21:28] Roland
All of you! Listen to me!
[21:31] Roland
I am Roland, the older brother
of King Serge of Balmore!
[21:36] Roland
If you wish to defeat me, come and try!
[21:38] Roland
Show me why the Empire of Aligot prides
itself on its military prowess!
[21:44] Roland
Good! They fell for it!
[21:46] Roland
Let's go!
[21:47] Guards
Right!
[21:50] Kaoru
Now all that's left is to watch
what Prince Roland can do.
[21:54] Kaoru
Might as well take a little break.
[21:56] Ed
Say, miss...
[21:58] Kaoru
What?
[21:58] Ed
I might just be imagining it,
but is the enemy...
[22:01] Ed
ignoring Prince Roland and heading toward us?
[22:05] Roland
Huh?!
[22:06] Kaoru
What?!
[22:07] Kaoru
Why?! What's going on?!
[22:09] Imperial General
Our priority is securing the girl
said to be loved by the goddess,
[22:13] Imperial General
who is involved in the making
of their healing potions!
[22:18] Imperial General
Once you find her, prioritize
her capture above all else!
[22:21] SoldierF
A girl with black hair and black eyes,
[22:23] SoldierF
with a face that's cute except
for the mean look on her face!
[22:26] SoldierF
That's definitely her!
[22:30] Kaoru
What do I do? Set off an explosion and run?
[22:32] Kaoru
No, that would draw more attention.
[22:34] Kaoru
But I don't know if I can create
poison inside this many people...
[22:38] Francette
Lady Kaoru!
[22:46] SoldierF
F-Fearsome Fran!
[23:00] Ed
Miss!
[23:06] Roland
Thank goodness... You're not hurt, are you?
[23:09] Kaoru
Prince Roland!
[23:28] Roland
Fran!
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SIGN "The Goddess Descends to End the War!"
E7 - The Goddess Descends to End the War!
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[00:07] Roland
Fran!
[00:08] SoldierF
I... I did it!
[00:10] SoldierF
I beat her! I defeated Fearsome Fran!
[00:16] Kaoru
Like hell you did!
[00:30] Soldiers
What is that?
[00:31] Soldiers
A golden... cloud?
SIGN The Goddess Descends to End the War!
[02:10] Kaoru
I am about to perform a
very important ritual!
[02:13] Kaoru
All of you, just keep quiet and stay put!
[02:16] Kaoru
If you want to continue
this war, do it after I'm done!
[02:22] Kaoru
Knight Francette,
[02:23] Kaoru
your continued hard work and valor
in protecting your lord prove that,
[02:27] Kaoru
as a knight, you have lived
a praiseworthy life!
[02:30] Francette
Lady... Kaoru...
[02:34] Kaoru
But I'm sure you feel there's
much left for you to do.
[02:37] Kaoru
So I will give you a gift to take
with you into your next life.
[02:43] Kaoru
What would you like? Unrivaled wisdom?
[02:46] Kaoru
Or an attractive appearance?
[02:48] Francette
S-Strength...
[02:50] Francette
The strength to protect my lord once more...
[02:56] Kaoru
I had a feeling you'd say that.
[02:59] Kaoru
A silly wish like that doesn't
have to wait for your next life.
[03:02] Kaoru
Make it come true in this one.
[03:13] Aligot SoldierA
I-It's a miracle...
[03:15] Aligot SoldierB
The rumors about an angel of
the goddess were true.
[03:19] Francette
Lady Kaoru.
[03:20] Kaoru
A knight needs a sword.
[03:23] Kaoru
I don't think that sword
will be enough for you.
[03:33] Kaoru
Knight Francette, I grant you title of
Einherjar, guardian knight of the goddess,
[03:40] Kaoru
and this holy blade, Exgram.
[03:45] Kaoru
Carve a path to victory with this sword.
[03:49] Kaoru
Now go forth, Einherjar—holy knight Francette!
[03:54] Francette
I shall!
[04:04] Kaoru
This sword is made of a special alloy.
[04:07] Kaoru
The thickness of its forward
edge is monomolecular,
[04:10] Kaoru
and it uses its wielder's bioelectrical
current as a power source
[04:13] Kaoru
to vibrate at very high speeds, making
it what you'd call a "vibro-blade."
[04:17] Kaoru
But that's just the container's shape.
Inside is a potion.
[04:20] Kaoru
No other blade in the world even
comes close to its sharpness.
[04:29] Kaoru
Hm. Pretty apt name for something
I came up with on the fly.
[04:35] Roland
May I also...
[04:37] Kaoru
Oh, for crying out loud... All right.
[04:40] Kaoru
Here. You get the holy blade Exridill.
[04:44] Kaoru
Each guard gets an Exhrotti, made with the
power of a holy blade divided into four.
[04:53] Kaoru
Why do guys always want this sort of thing?
[04:56] Kaoru
They always buy wooden swords
on school field trips, too.
[04:59] Kaoru
Prince Roland.
[05:02] Kaoru
You can't use that sword effectively
if you're still wounded.
[05:06] Roland
I am in your debt.
[05:08] Kaoru
Make sure Fran doesn't get out of control.
[05:10] Roland
No need to even ask! Let's go!
[05:13] Guards
Yeah!
[05:14] Kaoru
Oh, and I'll need you to return
those swords to me later!
[05:22] Imperial General
First that natural disaster, and now this?
[05:25] Imperial General
What is going on here?
[05:29] Messenger
Reporting!
[05:30] Messenger
That explosion and the golden cloud
were the work of the angel girl!
[05:35] Messenger
Also, the angel not only
resurrected Fearsome Fran,
[05:39] Messenger
but she named her a holy knight
and gave her a holy sword!
[05:43] Imperial General
A h-holy sword?!
[05:48] Francette
It's so light!
[05:50] Francette
Like the wings of an angel!
[05:55] Aligot SoldierA
Sh-She's not human!
[05:57] Aligot SoldierC
A demon... She's a demon!
[05:59] Ed
That was a pretty close call, miss.
[06:02] Kaoru
Yeah. I was careless.
[06:04] Kaoru
I had no idea the enemy had
that much information about me.
[06:09] Kaoru
This is war. There's no
solution where nobody dies.
[06:13] Kaoru
But I can end it as quickly as
possible and minimize deaths.
[06:18] Kaoru
So...
[06:30] Imperial General
The wrath of the goddess...
[06:32] Imperial General
So that girl is a follower of the goddess...
no, she's the goddess herself!
[06:39] Imperial General
We're retreating.
[06:45] Roland
I don't think the Empire of Aligot
will ever mess with our kingdom again.
[06:50] Francette
The Holy Land of Rueda will lose
its status as a neutral nation.
[06:54] Roland
Yes.
[06:56] Roland
Our messenger said the priest who was
with the army invading the capital
[06:59] Roland
told us all about their
secret agreement with Aligot.
[07:02] Roland
Apparently, he started talking the moment
they gave him one of Kaoru's potions.
[07:09] Kaoru
Wha...
[07:09] Kaoru
Well, you know, I'd feel bad
letting him be tortured and stuff,
[07:12] Kaoru
so I just made a little potion that'd
make him want to tell the truth.
[07:17] Kaoru
Right, they don't have truth
serums in this world, do they?
[07:20] Roland
That's dirty.
[07:22] Francette
How merciful you are!
[07:23] Francette
I could serve no greater master!
[07:26] Francette
I have been reborn.
[07:28] Francette
"Fearsome Fran" is now the goddess's
guardian knight Einherjar!
[07:33] Roland
Uh, Fran, your master is...
[07:35] Francette
I will take a leave of
absence from your service!
[07:38] Francette
I can serve none but Lady Kaoru now!
[07:43] Roland
I see. I mean, that's fine, I guess.
[07:46] Kaoru
By the way, Prince Roland...
[07:49] Kaoru
Could you give me back the
holy sword I lent you?
[07:52] Kaoru
You're not a guardian knight of
the goddess. You're just royalty.
[07:57] Roland
Can't I keep it a little longer?!
[07:58] Kaoru
No.
[08:01] Kaoru
Thirty days after the Imperial
Army fled in defeat,
[08:03] Kaoru
a peace conference was held
in Grua, the royal capital
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Royal Capital Grua, Plaza, 30 Days Later
[08:06] Kaoru
of the victorious Kingdom of Balmore.
[08:09] Kaoru
It was attended by representatives from
the three nations involved in the war:
[08:13] Kaoru
King Serge from the Kingdom of Balmore,
[08:16] Kaoru
the chancellor of the Empire of
Aligot in the emperor's stead...
[08:20] Kaoru
and from the Holy Land of Rueda,
the Pope himself attended.
[08:25] Kaoru
A peace conference would normally
be conducted in private,
[08:28] Kaoru
but this one was held in public.
[08:30] Kaoru
This unusual spectacle drew many spectators
[08:33] Kaoru
not only from the capital, but from
the surrounding lands as well.
[08:36] Serge
This peace conference will now begin.
[08:40] Serge
For the aforementioned reasons,
[08:42] Serge
the Kingdom of Balmore makes the following
demands of the Empire of Aligot.
[08:46] Serge
First, monetary compensation for the damages
our nation suffered in this battle.
[08:52] Serge
Second, ransom for prisoners, plus compensation
for meals and medical treatment...
[08:58] Chancellor
This is outrageous!
[08:59] Chancellor
It was the Kingdom of Balmore that
created the reason for this war!
[09:03] Chancellor
You wrongly confined the
angel within your own country
[09:06] Chancellor
and monopolized all of her potions!
[09:09] Chancellor
Our nation wanted to save the angel—
[09:11] Kaoru
Uh, I'm not an angel or anything.
[09:14] Kaoru
And I wasn't wrongly confined at all.
[09:18] Kaoru
I'm only in this country because
[09:20] Kaoru
I happened to decide to live
here during my travels,
[09:23] Kaoru
and my potions are available
for purchase to everyone.
[09:26] Kaoru
That includes our neighbors
in Brancott, Aseed...
[09:29] Kaoru
Oh, and...
[09:31] Kaoru
I sold some to your Holy Land of Rueda, too.
[09:37] Kaoru
I never regarded the Empire of
Aligot with intentional hostility.
[09:41] Chancellor
B-But our country has not
received any at all...
[09:44] Kaoru
That's an issue of shelf life.
[09:47] Kaoru
Say the Kingdom of Balmore got upset
[09:49] Kaoru
because we couldn't eat raw fish
caught in the Empire of Aligot.
[09:52] Kaoru
Would you want us declaring war over that?
[09:56] Kaoru
Still, I know just saying
that doesn't help you.
[09:59] Kaoru
I'll try to improve them
so they last a bit longer.
[10:03] Kaoru
Besides, your financial situation is only
going to get worse at this rate, right?
[10:07] Chancellor
Well...
[10:08] Kaoru
There is a way to do something about it.
[10:10] Kaoru
Are you interested in
hearing what I have to say?
[10:14] Kaoru
The whole reason the Empire of Aligot
started their war of conquest
[10:18] Kaoru
was that its mountainous land was difficult
to farm, so their only industry was fishing.
[10:24] (Flashback) Kaoru
Come forth, potion shaped like Verny!
[10:29] (Flashback) Kaoru
Expansion of farmland and the
establishment of a key industry...
[10:34] (Flashback) Kaoru
How can both of those be resolved?
[10:37] Kaoru
That's it!
[10:39] Chancellor
A large island to the west of our nation?
[10:42] Kaoru
Yes. It has roughly the same
amount of land as the Empire.
[10:45] Kaoru
It's easier to farm and
has mineral resources.
[10:50] Kaoru
Aligot was not blessed with fertile land.
[10:53] Kaoru
But is that really true?
[10:54] Kaoru
Abundant forest resources
could be used, for example...
[10:57] Kaoru
to make ships like this one, could they not?
[11:02] Kaoru
If you work on your shipbuilding
technology and take to the seas,
[11:05] Kaoru
you could obtain foreign
goods through trading.
[11:08] Kaoru
You could also take the initiative
in developing the untouched western island.
[11:13] Chancellor
Why would you share this with your enemy?
[11:16] Kaoru
Because I don't want you starting
any more disastrous wars.
[11:20] Kaoru
If we forced you to pay
massive reparations on top of all this,
[11:24] Kaoru
your nation would become impoverished,
and your citizens unhappy.
[11:27] Kaoru
That would only lead to yet another war.
[11:31] Kaoru
Which is why, King Serge...
[11:33] Serge
Y-Yes?
[11:34] Kaoru
Collect their reparations in installments.
[11:38] Serge
Huh?
[11:39] Kaoru
Even if it's only until the Empire's
financial situation stabilizes.
[11:43] Kaoru
Getting too greedy would be a bad look.
[11:46] Serge
Y-You're right. I'll do my
best to accommodate them.
[11:51] Chancellor
I am grateful for your
compassion, King of Balmore.
[11:57] Kaoru
Okay, next up is these guys...
[12:02] Pope
We're to pay the same amount in
reparations as the Empire of Aligot?!
[12:05] Pope
Hmph! Don't be ridiculous!
[12:08] Serge
The priest we took hostage testified about
your secret agreement with the Empire.
[12:12] Serge
I have a written oath right
here with his signature.
[12:14] Serge
Your role in this invasion is quite clear.
[12:16] Pope
Such documents are trivial to forge!
[12:19] Pope
How dare you insult our Holy Land
with this baseless slander?!
[12:23] Pope
I demand a retraction and an apology!
[12:29] Kaoru
Really? But it's all true, isn't it?
[12:33] Kaoru
I saw that priest from Rueda marching
with the Aligot army with my own eyes!
[12:37] Pope
Wh-What did you say,
you servant of the devil?!
[12:40] Kaoru
Wait, what? Didn't you say
I was an angel of the goddess?
[12:45] Kaoru
That's why you lent your
aid in this war, isn't it?
[12:49] Kaoru
In hopes of making the
Holy Land more powerful,
[12:51] Kaoru
you wanted to "safeguard" me
in your country against my will,
[12:54] Kaoru
winning a monopoly on the sale
of my potions in the process.
[12:58] Kaoru
Is that not correct, Your Holiness?
[13:02] Pope
Enough!
[13:03] Pope
In that case, I will use the Holy Land's
secret treasure to prove our righteousness
[13:08] Pope
and destroy the devil's servant who
misrepresents herself as an angel!
[13:13] Pope
This is the secret treasure the
goddess Celestine bestowed upon us
[13:16] Pope
when she blessed the
Holy Land with her miracle!
[13:19] Pope
The sacred object she entrusted us to use
if our country ever faced another crisis,
[13:24] Pope
which calls the goddess herself
to descend upon our realm!
[13:27] Pope
Behold the goddess's miracle!
[13:29] Pope
Our Holy Land of Rueda is a
nation blessed by the goddess,
[13:33] Pope
and we are her blessed people!
[13:46] Pope
Goddess Celestine! Thank you for
gracing us with your presence!
[13:49] Celestine
Where is the distortion?!
[13:51] Pope
Eh?
[13:52] Celestine
I said, where is the distortion?!
[13:56] Kaoru
Hey, Celes. Long time no see.
[13:58] Celestine
Oh, Kaoru! I didn't expect to see you here.
[14:01] Celestine
Wait, this isn't the time for that!
[14:03] Kaoru
There is no distortion.
[14:05] Celestine
Huh?
[14:05] Kaoru
That guy just wrongfully
used the emergency crystal ball
[14:08] Kaoru
to summon you in hopes
of saving his own skin.
[14:11] Celestine
Say what?
[14:12] Kaoru
After all, the Holy Land of
Rueda is blessed by the goddess,
[14:16] Kaoru
and its people are better than everyone
else because they're blessed.
[14:19] Kaoru
Seems he wanted to tell the rest of
us to shut up and bend to his will.
[14:23] Celestine
Huh? I don't follow.
[14:25] Pope
G-Goddess?
[14:27] Celestine
I've never given any special
blessings to any one nation.
[14:32] Pope
B-But when you descended
in our country before,
[14:36] Pope
you gave us this crystal ball.
[14:38] Celestine
Oh, that?
[14:39] Celestine
I give those out in every location
where I fix a distortion.
[14:44] Celestine
In any case,
[14:46] Celestine
I think this is the second time I've
been summoned over something so silly.
[14:50] Kaoru
What happened the first time?
[14:52] Celestine
I was so irritated, I destroyed
the entire country.
[14:56] Celestine
I even accidentally destroyed
the surrounding countries.
[15:01] Kaoru
Uh, total annihilation seems a bit crude...
[15:04] Kaoru
Please don't do that this time, okay?
[15:06] Celestine
Well, okay, if you're the one asking.
[15:10] Celestine
But you there!
[15:13] Celestine
I have never once blessed
your country or your people,
[15:18] Celestine
nor did I hand you a doctrine or
acknowledge you as my followers.
[15:22] Celestine
I hereby forbid you from ever using my name
to serve your own purposes or justify war again.
[15:28] Celestine
If you do, I won't be so tolerant next time.
[15:31] Pope
Please forgive me!
[15:34] Kaoru
Say, everyone, don't you think we
should stop calling Rueda a "Holy Land"?
[15:39] Kaoru
The goddess doesn't favor
any one group of people over another.
[15:43] Kaoru
Right, Celes?
[15:44] Celestine
Pretty much.
[15:45] Celestine
Oh, but the temples in each nation
are still welcome to use my name.
[15:51] Celestine
You're allowed to worship
me as your goddess, as well.
[15:54] People
We are so fortunate!
[15:56] Celestine
By the way, Kaoru, what do
you think of this world?
[15:59] Celestine
I know you kind of just got here, but...
[16:00] Kaoru
No, I've been here for quite a while!
[16:03] Kaoru
Your sense of time is way off from ours!
[16:05] Celestine
Oh, yeah. To me, ten years and a
hundred years are about the same,
[16:10] Celestine
but humans aren't like that, huh?
[16:12] Kaoru
For sure.
[16:14] Kaoru
I've had all kinds of adventures
and a lot of fun, thanks.
[16:17] Celestine
Really? Maybe I can go ahead and
deliver a report to him, then.
[16:23] Kaoru
Yeah, if you wait too long, I could
end up an old woman pretty quick.
[16:30] Celestine
Oh, of course you wouldn't!
You and your funny jokes!
[16:35] Celestine
Well, I need to head back now.
[16:37] Kaoru
Got it.
[16:39] Kaoru
Play it smooth with that Earth guy, okay?
[16:43] Celestine
I'll do my best!
[16:44] Kaoru
And with that, our unprecedented conference
featuring a visit from the goddess ended.
[16:49] Kaoru
Afterward, Rueda lost its
status as the "holy land,"
[16:53] Kaoru
and all the clergymen who were lining
their own pockets were arrested.
[16:58] Kaoru
The Empire of Aligot, however,
gladly went back over the mountains
[17:01] Kaoru
in search of partners to negotiate with.
[17:03] Kaoru
And...
SIGN Kingdom of Balmore, Port Town (Four Years Later)
[17:05] Roland
So this is Aligot's new ship?
[17:08] Roland
I'd heard rumors, but it's
more than I ever expected.
[17:11] Francette
Yes, it's truly splendid.
[17:13] Kaoru
And, um... what's that?
[17:15] Francette
The ship's guardian deity.
[17:17] Francette
The goddess who saved the Empire
of Aligot, or so they say.
[17:20] Roland
They say her glare scares
away monsters in the sea.
[17:24] Kaoru
Oh, that's why the eyes look like that.
[17:27] Kaoru
They could've added a little more up
top to make me look more like Celes.
[17:31] Kaoru
Four years later, this
world is still at peace.
[17:36] Kaoru
The Empire of Aligot is investing in
marine trading to increase its strength,
[17:40] Kaoru
and Rueda was annexed by
the Kingdom of Balmore
[17:43] Kaoru
and is now ruled by a new government.
[17:45] Kaoru
I retired from my job helping
at Meyer Workshop.
[17:49] Kaoru
A member of Eyes of the Goddess,
Lolotte, does their housework now.
[17:54] Kaoru
And by the way...
[17:55] Kaoru
Asil seems to have grown quite
attached to Lolotte lately.
[17:59] Kaoru
Lucy took over the operation
of the house the kids live in.
[18:03] Kaoru
Both Emil and Belle have really grown up.
[18:06] Kaoru
Things seem to be going
well with them lately.
[18:09] Kaoru
Same for these two.
[18:11] Kaoru
Roland finally asked Fran to marry him.
[18:14] Kaoru
Her answer was... well, that's
probably obvious, huh?
[18:18] Kaoru
And that means...
[18:20] Kaoru
I'm the only one left
who's still on the market!
[18:25] Kaoru
So anyway, I'm thinking of
heading out on a journey.
[18:28] Kaoru
Please don't look for me.
[18:29] Roland
What do you intend to do on this journey?
[18:32] Kaoru
It'll be a pleasure trip
to look for a husband.
[18:34] Francette
A husband? Uh, but...
[18:37] Kaoru
Yes, in the past four years,
[18:39] Kaoru
I didn't grow a single millimeter.
[18:42] Kaoru
In fact, nothing about me,
physically, has changed at all.
[18:46] Kaoru
It must be because...
[18:47] (Flashback) Celestine
Oh, of course you wouldn't!
You and your funny jokes!
[18:52] Kaoru
Celes reincarnated me using
a god's sense of time, didn't she?
[18:57] Kaoru
Anyway, I want to get away from this
area where everyone knows about me.
[19:04] Kaoru
I won't be able to supply
you with potions anymore,
[19:07] Kaoru
but you'll only be going back
to the way you lived before.
[19:11] Kaoru
I believe the goddess's blessing should
be spread out widely, thinly, and equally.
[19:16] Roland
You're right. In the past four years,
[19:18] Roland
our kingdom's readiness in
medical matters has improved drastically.
[19:21] Roland
Even without potions,
[19:23] Roland
we should be able to save many sick
and injured people on our own now.
[19:27] Kaoru
So I'll be saying goodbye
to all of you for a while.
[19:30] Kaoru
Thank you for all you've done for me.
[19:39] Kaoru
And... it still turns out like this, huh?
[19:42] Ed
Well, where to, miss?
[19:44] Kaoru
I'll head to the Kingdom of Brancott for now.
[19:47] Kaoru
I can't get to the other countries in
the east without passing through there,
[19:51] Kaoru
and there are some people there
that I'd like to thank properly.
[19:55] Kaoru
It's just...
[19:56] Ed
Just what?
[19:57] Kaoru
That guy is there, too.
[20:00] Fernand
What?! Kaoru has returned to our kingdom?!
[20:04] Fernand
I can't just sit around here!
I must go find her!
[20:07] Allan
Hey, come on. You're getting
ahead of yourself here.
[20:10] Fabio
We only just got word from the
border guard's mounted messenger.
[20:14] Fernand
I don't care! There's no way
I'm letting her go this time!
[20:20] Fernand
I've had many marriage proposals
in the past four years,
[20:22] Fernand
and I turned them all down. Do you know why?
[20:25] Fernand
Yes! It was all so I could
take Kaoru as my wife!
[20:29] Allan
He's gotten a lot worse.
[20:31] Fabio
It's an obsession at this point.
[20:33] Fernand
Just wait, Kaoru! My beloved bride-to-be!
[20:39] Fernand
Huh?!
[20:42] Eme
I told you, the one who came here
was Kaoru's older sister, Alpha!
[20:47] Fabio
Are you certain?
[20:48] Allan
The two of them do look identical.
[20:51] Agathe
We're positive.
[20:53] Agathe
When we told her Kaoru was run out of
the capital with injuries... Remember?
[20:58] Eme
She got a really scary
look on her face and said,
[21:00] Eme
"I'll make those guys
regret this!" She was furious!
[21:04] Eme
It even made us shiver!
[21:06] Fernand
I-I see. I do apologize.
[21:15] Fernand
It was the older sister again.
[21:18] Fernand
Where in the world is Kaoru, then?
[21:21] Fabio
Fernand, this is difficult to say, but...
[21:24] Allan
Just give up on her already.
[21:26] Allan
If you still can't find her after all this,
that's probably her answer to you.
[21:34] Fernand
No.
[21:35] Allan/Fabio
Huh?
[21:36] Fernand
There is only one I have
chosen to be my wife!
[21:39] Fernand
And that's you, Kaoru!
[21:41] Fernand
I will never give up on you!
[21:44] Francette
What's the matter?
[21:45] Kaoru
I don't know... I just felt a
terrible chill all of a sudden.
[21:51] Roland
The town of Celinas is in sight now.
[21:55] Kaoru
Okay, everyone, once we enter town,
remember our story.
[21:59] Kaoru
We're noble brothers and sisters.
[22:01] Francette
Understood, Lady Kaoru.
[22:03] Kaoru
What did I just say? No "Lady"!
[22:06] Francette
I'm sorry. It's hard to break the habit.
[22:09] Francette
From now on, I'll just
call you... Kaoru, then?
[22:12] Kaoru
Yeah, please do.
[22:14] Kaoru
All right, let's go!
[22:15] Roland/Francette
Right!
[22:16] Kaoru
Hi-yo, Silver!
[22:18] Ed
Yeah, baby!
[22:19] Ed
Wait, my name's Ed! Who the heck is Silver?!
[22:25] Celestine
Sheesh...
[22:26] Celestine
I was freaking out, thinking
there was another distortion.
[22:30] Celestine
I'm glad it turned out to be nothing, though.
[22:32] Celestine
Okay, perfect! I bet he'll love this!
[22:36] Celestine
I'm stepping out!
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN "I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!"
E8 - I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!
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[00:01] Kaoru
Now entering Drisard!
[00:03] Kaoru
Wow, a brand-new country! A brand-new town!
[00:07] People
She's so excited. How cute.
[00:09] People
What an energetic girl.
[00:09] Kaoru
They're laughing at me?
[00:11] Kaoru
It's fine!
[00:13] Kaoru
When you're honestly impressed,
being vocal about it increases the effect!
[00:17] Kaoru
That said...
[00:19] Kaoru
It's really not that different from
the other countries I've been in.
[00:23] Roland
True.
[00:25] Roland
The town we're in, Celinas, is a point
of contact with the Kingdom of Brancott.
[00:31] Roland
It's a cornerstone of trade
with other countries,
[00:33] Roland
and some even call it the face of Drisard.
[00:35] Roland
For Drisard, it's a very
important cosmopolitan city.
[00:38] Kaoru
Oh!
[00:41] Kaoru
Excuse me. Do you have any rooms available?
[00:44] Kaoru
We'd like two doubles and one single.
[00:47] Lady
Two doubles and... one single?
[00:50] Lady
Ah, of course. No problem.
[00:53] Kaoru
I think she just looked at
me with pity in her eyes!
[00:57] Kaoru
Hmph! No way I'm sharing a room
with a lovey-dovey couple!
[01:01] Kaoru
I do things alone, anyway.
[01:04] Kaoru
But still...
SIGN Members of Count Adan's Household
SIGN Oldest Son
SIGN Oldest Daughter
SIGN Second Son
SIGN Second Daughter
SIGN Third Daughter
SIGN We're siblings from
different mothers,
even though we
look nothing alike.
Not that rare among
nobles in this
time frame.
SIGN We'd never pass for
royalty, so I borrowed
his name. I'm not calling
myself a child to be like
those guys who show up
and say, "I came from
the fire department..."
Cough, cough... Look,
I don't want to lie!!
SIGN Hmph! What choice do
I have?! I look so much
younger than everyone
else! I'm not even that far
off from Belle... Is it my
chest? It's my chest, isn't
it?!
[01:05] Kaoru
It's a good thing Roland clearly has
the aura of someone high-ranking,
[01:09] Kaoru
since that means we can pass ourselves off as
five noble siblings traveling abroad to study.
[01:15] Kaoru
It got us through the border
inspection with no trouble.
[01:19] Kaoru
Okay! The goddess and her angel
are taking some time off!
[01:23] Kaoru
I'm a crêpe seller
from the Kingdom of Balmore...
[01:25] Kaoru
I mean, the naïve, self-indulgent
daughter of a low-ranking noble,
[01:30] Kaoru
and I need to do some
studying and make some money
[01:33] Kaoru
while I look for a husband!
[01:36] Kaoru
So, on that note...
[01:38] Kaoru
Let's get out there and do this!
[01:45] Kaoru
Huh?
SIGN I'm Seen as a Beautiful Girl and Abducted!
[03:17] Kaoru
I decided to keep quiet and let them take me.
[03:20] Kaoru
I'm sure I'll have plenty
of opportunities to escape.
[03:23] Kaoru
The only problem is...
[03:27] Salle
I want to go home.
[03:32] Kaoru
I'm not the only one they took.
[03:37] Kaoru
So it's unlikely that they took
me because they know who I am.
[03:42] Kaoru
In other words, they're...
[03:45] Kaoru
a group that kidnaps pretty girls!
[03:47] Kaoru
Aw, I called myself "pretty"!
[03:49] Kaoru
But we're all cute.
[03:51] Kaoru
It's not like I'm happy about it or anything.
[03:54] Kaoru
It's just true!
[03:58] Lady
Oh, the black-haired girl?
[04:00] Lady
She went out right after
I gave you your rooms.
[04:03] Four
What?!
[04:05] Roland
Kaoru is a big eater,
and she's stingy with money.
[04:08] Roland
She paid to have dinner
included with our lodging,
[04:11] Roland
so there's no way she'd skip dinner.
[04:14] Emil
Even if she did go out, she'd be
back by dinner time for sure.
[04:18] Francette
Even if it was storming or raining frogs,
[04:21] Francette
she'd make sure to be back here for dinner.
[04:23] Francette
That's just how Kaoru is!
[04:25] Belle
Uh-huh!
[04:26] Roland
Which must mean...
[04:29] Roland
Something happened that prevented
her from coming back in time!
[04:34] Roland
We're leaving!
[04:37] Lady
Wait! What about dinner?
[04:40] Kaoru
Hmm... This seems to be a hidden basement
room in some run-down building.
[04:47] Kaoru
Excuse me. This girl is clearly in pain.
[04:50] MinionA
Shut up! Just keep quiet!
[04:53] Kaoru
I can't sit by and do nothing
when a cute girl is in pain!
[04:56] Kaoru
They must have been rough with
her when they abducted her.
[05:01] Kaoru
Where I come from, when someone's
in pain, we do this.
[05:06] Kaoru
Pain, pain...
[05:08] Kaoru
Fly away!
[05:10] Kaoru
Fly away!
[05:13] Kaoru
Fly away!
[05:16] MinionA
Wh-What the hell did you do?!
[05:19] Kaoru
Nothing, really.
[05:21] Kaoru
She was in pain,
[05:23] Kaoru
so I just used a little charm
to take her mind off of it.
[05:26] Kaoru
And... I did create a tiny bit of a drug
that intensely stimulates one's sense of pain
[05:32] Kaoru
on the surface of your
body while I was at it.
[05:35] Kaoru
Pain, pain, go away!
[05:40] MinionA
S-Stop it! You'd better
stop right now, or else...
[05:44] Kaoru
Oh, are you sure you want to do that?
[05:46] Kaoru
There's another charm that goes,
"Sword tip, sword tip, fly away."
[05:53] Kaoru
What do you think happens when that's used?
[05:56] Kaoru
The sword flies right into
the person wielding it.
[06:03] Reyette
Hey, the pain really did fly away!
[06:06] Kaoru
That's great.
[06:07] Reyette
I'm Reyette.
[06:08] Kaoru
I'm Kaoru. How old are you, Reyette?
[06:12] Reyette
I'm six.
[06:13] Kaoru
Oh, I see.
[06:15] Kaoru
Hang in there just a bit longer, okay, guys?
[06:18] Kaoru
I promise I'll save you.
[06:20] Reyette
Okay!
[06:21] Leader
What's going on?!
[06:25] Kaoru
Huh? Um, nothing.
[06:28] Kaoru
The guy who was guarding us just
suddenly jumped up and ran out.
[06:32] Leader
That idiot. He fell asleep
on the job, didn't he?
[06:36] Kaoru
He probably has the rank of
a leader within this group.
[06:39] Kaoru
But I'm sure he's just the one
who carried out this kidnapping.
[06:43] Kaoru
This was probably part of a
much more organized crime.
[06:48] Kaoru
Well, why don't I just go ahead and expose
this pretty-girl kidnapping ring of theirs?
[06:52] Kaoru
Yeah, "pretty" is definitely
part of it! Uh-huh!
[06:58] Emil/Belle
Kaoru! Kaoru!
[07:01] Emil
Kaoru!
[07:03] Belle
Kaoru!
[07:04] Roland
Where could she be?
[07:06] Francette
If anything has happened to Kaoru...
[07:10] Francette
I'll make whoever's responsible pay.
[07:14] MinionB
What the hell are you doing?
[07:16] Kaoru
Playing a game.
[07:18] MinionB
What are you eating?!
[07:19] Literisa
Juice!
[07:21] Kaoru
Meat skewers.
[07:22] MinionB
Wait, where were you hiding that stuff?!
[07:25] Kaoru
I had them in here all along.
[07:27] MinionB
Those wouldn't fit in there!
[07:29] Kaoru
They do, though.
[07:31] Kaoru
Everyone, put the skewers and
cups back when you're done.
[07:34] Girls
Okay!
[07:38] MinionB
There's no way those should fit!
[07:40] MinionB
There's no way those should fit!
[07:44] MinionC
Damn it. I wasn't supposed to
be on guard duty until tomorrow.
[07:48] MinionC
I should've gone out drinking sooner.
[07:51] Kaoru
Um, what happened to the men from before?
[07:54] MinionC
They're upstairs getting
reamed out by our leader.
[07:56] Leader
You morons need to get it together!
[07:59] MinionC
Seriously, they all fall asleep
[08:01] MinionC
and wake up screaming from
nightmares? They've got issues.
[08:05] MinionC
Right? You agree, don't you?
[08:07] Kaoru
Huh? He's a lot more friendly
than the other guys.
[08:10] Kaoru
Maybe he likes to talk.
[08:12] Kaoru
Okay, now's my chance
to get some information.
[08:15] Kaoru
Um, what's going to happen to us?
[08:19] MinionC
Huh? Oh, don't worry.
You won't be killed or anything.
[08:24] MinionC
At most, you might be forced to work
[08:26] MinionC
as a maid for some master
wherever you end up being taken.
[08:30] MinionC
But if you're lucky,
[08:32] MinionC
you might get to live as some low-ranking
noble's fourth daughter or something.
[08:38] MinionC
Just behave and let them
take good care of you, okay?
[08:44] Kaoru
I know what he's talking about.
[08:48] Kaoru
The slave trade.
[08:50] Kaoru
Just kidnapping us was
already a crime in itself,
[08:53] Kaoru
but that's really serious.
[08:56] Kaoru
This isn't a crime that a bunch
of punks could pull off alone.
[09:00] Kaoru
They're backed by someone who can snuff
out a little information leak or two,
[09:05] Kaoru
or eliminate anyone who reports them.
[09:09] MinionC
You guys should get some sleep.
[09:11] MinionC
Looks like you'll be leaving
here in the morning.
[09:13] Kaoru
Huh?
[09:15] MinionC
I guess they were hoping
to get one or two more...
[09:18] MinionC
But one of you girls has some friends who're
making a pretty big show of looking for you.
[09:26] MinionC
And on top of that, the guards who were
here before are kinda having breakdowns,
[09:31] MinionC
so they decided to wrap up for now.
[09:33] Kaoru
And there's my chance!
[09:35] MinionC
You sure are lucky.
[09:37] MinionC
You'll get to live easy lives with some
domain lord or mid-level merchant.
[09:43] MinionC
I wanna be kept by someone like that.
[09:46] Kaoru
I have to finish this
before I leave this town!
[09:56] Leader
Get in there.
[10:05] Kaoru
Give me a monomolecular vibro-blade knife.
[10:09] Kaoru
First, the ropes around my ankles...
[10:13] Kaoru
And then the ones on my wrists...
[10:15] Kaoru
Ow!
[10:17] Kaoru
That hurt as much as when I got
a papercut from copier paper!
[10:22] Kaoru
Wait... I didn't even need to cut the ropes.
[10:26] Kaoru
I could have just moved them to my Item Box.
[10:29] Kaoru
Man, I hurt myself for
nothing! I'm such a dolt!
[10:39] GuardA
What are you carrying?
[10:40] Leader
Just six empty barrels.
[10:42] Kaoru
Are we at a checkpoint or something?
[10:44] Leader
We're on our way to pick up some wine.
[10:47] GuardA
All clear.
[10:49] Kaoru
What?! He's not gonna check inside?!
[10:51] Kaoru
Still, now's my chance!
[10:53] Kaoru
These guys are kidnappers! Please help us!
[10:58] GuardA
Yes, these are empty barrels, all right.
[11:02] Kaoru
Huh?!
[11:03] Leader
Yes, they certainly are.
[11:06] Kaoru
Oh... So they're all in on it, huh?
[11:09] Kaoru
And there are more of them now.
[11:13] Kaoru
Forget this. I tried everything
I could come up with.
[11:18] Kaoru
Besides, I'm kinda pissed off now.
[11:20] Kaoru
All right, let's do this, then.
[11:23] Kaoru
Give me the thing I used against
the invading Aligot army!
[11:29] Kaoru
And for a marker...
[11:39] Roland
That's...
[11:42] Emil
Hey, look!
[11:43] Belle
Emil, the only one who can do that is...
[11:46] Emil
Yeah, it can only be her.
[11:48] GuardA
Get her!
[11:50] Kaoru
Take this!
[11:54] GuardC
Damn it!
[11:55] Kaoru
A sunbeam in the hand!
[11:57] Kaoru
Finishing move: Breath of the Goddess!
[12:01] Kaoru
Except not really. It's actually
chili pepper extract spray.
[12:05] Kaoru
But hey, times like this call
for beauty of form, right?
[12:09] Kaoru
But still...
[12:11] Kaoru
It looks like all of the
guards here are in on it.
[12:17] Kaoru
Francette and the rest better hurry,
or there won't be any prey left.
[12:24] Crowd
What happened?
[12:25] Crowd
I heard a huge explosion.
[12:25] Crowd
Did you see that golden cloud?
[12:26] Crowd
What's going on?
[12:27] GuardE
You little—
[12:33] Leader
Little bitch!
[12:37] Kaoru
Now!
[12:45] Kaoru
Well done! Just like we planned!
[12:49] GuardG
What happened?!
[12:50] Francette
Kaoru!
[12:52] Kaoru
Oh, Fran.
[12:53] Francette
Don't you "oh" me!
[12:56] Francette
Do you have any idea how worried we've been?
[13:00] Francette
We searched all night with
no idea what might happen!
[13:02] Francette
And why didn't you tell us
you were leaving the inn?!
[13:04] Francette
You're always like this!
[13:05] Kaoru
I'm sorry.
[13:07] Kaoru
Fearsome Fran really is fearsome.
[13:10] Roland
F-Fran, I think that's
enough lecturing for now.
[13:14] Commander
What happened here?
[13:15] Kaoru
Okay, there are a lot of people here now.
[13:18] Kaoru
There's no better time!
[13:20] Kaoru
Well, see, I was taken by these serial
kidnappers of beautiful girls.
[13:26] Kaoru
The ones on the ground
there are the kidnappers.
[13:28] Kaoru
The ones you see here are the
beautiful victims, myself included.
[13:33] Kaoru
And those guards on the ground
[13:35] Kaoru
knew that these guys were transporting
beautiful girls they'd kidnapped,
[13:39] Kaoru
but they were going to let them pass.
[13:42] Kaoru
In other words, they're on
the kidnappers' side.
[13:45] Commander
Wh-What?
[13:48] Francette
Not that it matters,
[13:49] Francette
but I notice you stress the part
about you being beautiful a lot.
[13:53] GuardG
They're the guys behind that
serial kidnapping case?
[13:56] GuardG
We couldn't seem to find any leads on them.
[13:59] GuardH
I can't believe some of our own
men were working with them.
[14:01] Kaoru
It's a big deal for sure.
[14:03] Kaoru
Part of your country's guard force
was in on a kidnapping ring.
[14:07] Kaoru
It's an unbelievable scandal.
[14:09] Roland
This could even escalate
to an international issue.
[14:12] Roland
Celinas is the face of Drisard, after all.
[14:16] Commander
B-But there are so many of them.
[14:18] Commander
Who took them all out?
[14:20] PasserbyA
They were already down by the
time those guys got here.
[14:25] PasserbyB
Which means... she did it all herself?
[14:29] Kaoru
No, not quite.
[14:30] Commander
What? Then who...
[14:33] Kaoru
It was the goddess.
[14:39] Kaoru
Oh, looks like the domain
lord himself has arrived.
[14:44] Lord
Are you the one who claims to
have met the goddess Celestine?
[14:48] Kaoru
Yes, I am.
[14:51] Lord
Is it true?
[14:52] Kaoru
Oh, yes, and she was absolutely beautiful!
[14:55] Kaoru
Though her breasts were a bit...
[14:58] Kaoru
no, considerably less pronounced
than on her statue...
[15:02] Kaoru
Owie!
[15:03] Kaoru
Please forget I said that...
[15:07] Kaoru
Darn it, Celes!
[15:09] Kaoru
The goddess knocked out all
the bad guys to save us.
[15:15] Kaoru
Also, the golden cloud and roaring sound
[15:18] Kaoru
were signals to call forth devout and
faithful servants of the goddess.
[15:21] Commander
Y-You mean us?
[15:24] Lord
So what happened to the goddess?
[15:27] Kaoru
She spoke to me for a bit,
and then ascended to the heavens.
[15:32] Lord
Spoke to you?
[15:33] Kaoru
Yes. The goddess Celestine gave me a message.
[15:39] Kaoru
"Capturing beautiful, innocent young girls
[15:41] Kaoru
and selling them as slaves is inexcusable.
[15:44] Kaoru
Both the kidnappers and those who accepted
bribes to overlook them are equally guilty.
[15:50] Kaoru
Punish them impartially.
[15:53] Kaoru
If any escape punishment,
I will punish them myself."
[15:57] Kaoru
That's her message.
[16:00] Kaoru
Oh, and by the way,
[16:02] Kaoru
when the goddess Celestine says
she's going to punish someone...
[16:05] Kaoru
If even one of those infuriating
perpetrators remains unpunished,
[16:08] Kaoru
she'll crush him and the home
of his domain's lord.
[16:11] Kaoru
And if even the slightest root
of the organization remains,
[16:15] Kaoru
she'll turn the entire city
they're in into a sea of flames.
[16:18] Kaoru
That's the kind of thing she's talking about.
[16:24] Lord
G-Get them!
[16:26] Lord
Don't let a single one
escape or kill himself!
[16:30] Lord
Make them give up every last detail!
[16:32] Lord
I will not tolerate mistakes!
[16:33] Lord
Nay, I cannot!
[16:35] Guards
Yes, sir!
[16:36] Kaoru
Oh, as for the kidnappers' base...
[16:39] Kaoru
The goddess said she'd use
red smoke to lead you to it.
[16:44] GuardH
That way!
[16:46] Roland
What a disaster.
[16:48] Kaoru
But it doesn't seem like the
domain lord was in on it.
[16:52] Kaoru
And it seems like they only
sold slaves domestically,
[16:56] Kaoru
mainly to local lords
and mid-level merchants,
[17:00] Kaoru
so this won't be an international incident.
[17:02] LiterisaMom
Literisa!
[17:03] SalleMom
Salle!
[17:05] LiterisaMom
Literisa!
[17:06] SalleMom
Salle!
[17:07] Salle
Mom!
[17:08] Literisa
Mother!
[17:15] Kaoru
Where are Reyette's guardians?
[17:17] Commander
Apparently, her parents sold her off.
[17:20] Commander
She was abducted from her
buyers while in transport.
[17:26] Kaoru
What'll happen to her now?
[17:29] Commander
I guess the best thing for her would
be to put her in an orphanage.
[17:32] Commander
She'll be much happier there
than dying young in the slums.
[17:36] Lord
I'll write a letter later,
[17:39] Lord
explaining that she was saved by the goddess.
[17:41] Lord
I'm sure they'll take care—
[17:43] Kaoru
In that case, I'll take Reyette in myself.
[17:46] All
What?!
[17:47] Francette
K-Kaoru, you'd do that again?
[17:49] Roland
Take her in? But that's...
[17:53] Emil
I think it's fine.
[17:55] Belle
We know all too well how she feels.
[17:59] Kaoru
Emil, Belle...
[18:03] Kaoru
Is there any problem with me taking her in?
[18:06] Commander
Uh... no, there's no legal issue with it.
[18:09] Commander
It's all up to her, now that she's free.
[18:14] Reyette
I'll go with you!
[18:15] Kaoru
Got me a cute little girl!
[18:18] Kaoru
Now I won't have to feel all alone when
those two couples are showing off!
[18:24] Kaoru
Well, there you have it, then.
[18:25] Francette
Uh, there we have what, exactly?
[18:32] Kaoru
Hi-yo, Silver!
[18:34] Ed
Seriously, who is Silver?!
[18:36] Francette
By the way, Kaoru, why'd you give
them such a roundabout story?
[18:41] Francette
If you're invoking the goddess's name anyway,
[18:43] Francette
wouldn't it be easier to
just say you're her angel?
[18:47] Kaoru
No way. Do you even realize
[18:51] Kaoru
how many headaches I've
been through by doing that?
[18:55] Roland
True...
[18:57] Kaoru
But since I said what I did,
no one tried to follow or stop us,
[19:01] Kaoru
so we were able to get back on the road.
[19:04] Kaoru
Right, Reyette?
[19:05] Reyette
Right!
[19:07] Kaoru
But a long trip on horseback will
probably be hard on Reyette.
[19:11] Kaoru
It'd be pretty bad if she
fell off for some reason.
[19:15] Kaoru
Ed, I have a little favor to ask.
[19:18] Ed
What is it?
[19:19] Ed
I owe you my life.
[19:20] Ed
I'll do anything for you.
[19:22] Kaoru
I'd actually like you to pull a carriage.
[19:25] Ed
F-Forget it!
[19:27] Kaoru
Hey! You changed your story!
[19:30] Ed
I am a purebred riding horse!
[19:33] Ed
An army horse specialized
for combat, at that!
[19:36] Ed
And you want to make me a cart horse?!
[19:38] Ed
Even if you're the one asking,
that's the one thing I can't do!
[19:43] Kaoru
B-But the carriage you'll be pulling
isn't just an ordinary one.
[19:47] Ed
Eh?
[19:48] Kaoru
Come forth, chariot of the goddess!
SIGN Naturally,
it's a potion container!!
[20:05] Kaoru
This is called a chariot.
[20:07] Kaoru
It's a horse-drawn carriage made for combat.
[20:10] Ed
Hah! A carriage is still a carriage!
[20:13] Kaoru
Better step away, then.
[20:15] Kaoru
You'll get hurt if you're too close to it.
[20:17] Ed
Huh?
[20:18] Kaoru
Reyette, don't stand up.
[20:21] Reyette
Okay.
[20:22] Kaoru
Now, then...
[20:31] Kaoru
And also...
[20:43] Emil
Wow...
[20:45] Belle
The chariot of the goddess!
[20:48] Roland Horse
Lady Kaoru!
[20:49] Roland Horse
I'll pull it!
[20:51] Fran Horse
No, I will!
[20:53] Kaoru
I guess I'll have you two do it, then.
[20:55] Kaoru
If Ed doesn't want to, that's just how it is.
[20:58] Ed
No, no, no! Wait! Wait just a minute!
[21:03] Ed
Yahoo!
[21:05] Ed
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
[21:07] Celestine
So anyway, Kaoru and her friends are
doing just fine on their journey.
[21:12] Celestine
Not only that, but she's making sure to
repay all the people who've helped her.
[21:18] Celestine
For example, the maid she
used as a body double
[21:22] Celestine
when she escaped the baron's mansion...
[21:24] Celestine
was rewarded with silky smooth skin
and hair, and married a rich man.
[21:30] Celestine
And the guard who let her go when she
fled from the Kingdom of Brancott...
[21:35] Celestine
had a lovely son who'd been badly hurt
in an accident, and she saved him.
[21:44] Earth Administrator
I'm glad to hear that.
[21:46] Earth Administrator
Both Kaoru's safety and the
continued peace in Verny
[21:51] Earth Administrator
are all thanks to you.
[21:53] Celestine
Aw, thank you so much!
[21:56] Celestine
Don't worry!
[21:58] Celestine
I'll make sure Verny is
always peaceful and safe!
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN "I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!"
E9 - "I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!
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[00:08] Kaoru
Long trips sure are exhausting.
[00:10] Kaoru
The scenery never even changes.
[00:12] Kaoru
I kinda feel like I just want to pause
and take it easy for a change.
[00:16] Roland
If we keep moving south,
we'll be in the Kingdom of Jusral.
[00:19] Francette
That's true.
[00:20] Francette
If we're heading for the
royal capital Litenia,
[00:23] Francette
we'll be there in about—
[00:24] Kaoru
Hot spring!
[00:25] Emil/Belle
Huh?
[00:26] Roland/Francette
Huh?
[00:28] Kaoru
Yeah! Let's head to a hot spring!
[00:30] Emil/Belle
Hot spring? What's that?
[00:33] Kaoru
Hot springs are spots where hot
water comes up from underground,
[00:37] Kaoru
and sitting in them is really
good for your health!
[00:40] Kaoru
They're great for beauty, too.
[00:42] Kaoru
They make your skin so smooth and shiny.
[00:44] Francette/Belle
Let's go!
[00:45] Kaoru
You two jumped on board quick, huh?
[00:48] Reyette
Let's go!
[00:50] Kaoru
All right, that's a majority in favor.
[00:53] Kaoru
We know where we're going!
[00:56] Roland
D-Do we men get a say in this?
SIGN I'm Going to Relax in a Hot Spring for a While!
[02:32] Stable Owner
Hot springs? Yeah, we've got those.
[02:35] Stable Owner
Don't go there too often, though.
[02:37] Stable Owner
You gotta climb all the way up to the top,
[02:40] Stable Owner
and there's no point when
the return trip makes you sweaty.
[02:44] Kaoru
I see.
[02:46] Roland
Looks like it's pretty far.
[02:48] Roland
We needn't go out of our way to—
[02:49] Kaoru
Hang on just a bit, okay?
[02:51] Emil
She has every intention of going.
[02:53] Kaoru
All right, we're off!
[03:00] Stable Owner
Watch out for the band of
thieves on that mountain!
[03:07] Roland
Kaoru, what is that thing?
[03:09] Kaoru
A sensor that detects hot
springs by reacting to sulfur.
[03:13] Kaoru
I call it a Hot Spring Sensor!
SIGN -shaped
potion
container
[03:17] Kaoru
Oh, I think there's a hot spring just ahead!
[03:25] Kaoru
There it is!
[03:33] Kaoru
Ah, it's so rejuvenating.
[03:38] Kaoru
This feels great!
[03:40] Francette
I really am glad we came here.
[03:42] Francette
But Kaoru...
[03:44] Francette
Just what is that?
[03:46] Kaoru
Where I come from,
[03:48] Kaoru
the water in hot springs pours from a
lion's mouth. It's just common sense!
[03:52] Kaoru
Okay, that's a bit of a stretch, but...
[03:55] Kaoru
Oh, well.
[03:57] Francette
I-I see.
[04:03] Francette
The water feels so gentle.
[04:05] Belle
I wanna try!
[04:08] Belle
It's shining up my skin!
[04:10] Kaoru
I actually set it up so
that a potion for beauty
[04:14] Kaoru
and relaxation pours out
from it a bit at a time.
[04:18] Kaoru
And the next hot spring tradition is...
[04:20] Kaoru
Girl talk!
[04:22] Kaoru
We talk about relationships!
Y'know, romance talk!
[04:26] Kaoru
Well, Fran? How's it going with Roland?
[04:29] Francette
What do you mean by, "How's it going?"
[04:32] Kaoru
What do you two talk about when you're alone?
[04:35] Kaoru
Like, about the future, or...
[04:37] Francette
We only talk about how we can protect you.
[04:41] Kaoru
Huh? Then how about... uh, I mean...
[04:45] Kaoru
How far have you two gone?
[04:47] Francette
How far?
[04:48] Francette
We've been with you all the whole time,
[04:50] Francette
so we went from Grua to
Celinas, and then came here.
[04:56] Kaoru
O-Okay, Belle, you're next!
[04:58] Kaoru
Is it going well with you and Emil?
[05:00] Kaoru
Ever do any lovey talk?
[05:02] Belle
Lovey?
[05:04] Belle
We do talk about Lolotte and Lucy,
[05:06] Belle
but we didn't have any
orphan friends named Lovey.
[05:12] Kaoru
W-Well, last up is Reyette...
[05:15] Kaoru
but you wouldn't have any
romantic stories, huh?
[05:17] Reyette
What about your romantic stories, Kaoru?
[05:22] Kaoru
I'm sorry.
[05:23] Kaoru
It was a mistake to bring up romance talk
[05:26] Kaoru
when I've been single for as
many years as I've been alive.
[05:29] Francette
Whatever is the matter, Kaoru?
[05:31] Kaoru
Oh, nothing. Let's just enjoy the bath.
[05:34] Belle
It really does feel great!
[05:36] Roland
They sure are taking it easy.
[05:38] Emil
Indeed.
[05:39] Francette
And rejuvenating.
[05:45] Roland
Who's there?!
[05:46] Emil
Show yourself!
[05:53] Kaoru
What happened?
[05:55] Marco
W-We're not bad guys!
[06:01] Marco
We live in the village just ahead.
[06:04] Kaoru
A village? This deep in the mountains?
[06:07] BoyA
Yeah. It's our village that
manages this hot spring.
[06:11] Kaoru
Oh, I'm sorry.
[06:12] Kaoru
We were the rude ones for
just helping ourselves to it.
[06:15] BoyB
Oh, it's no problem.
[06:18] BoyB
You're welcome to use it all you'd like.
[06:20] Kaoru
Really?
[06:21] BoyA
Y-Yes.
[06:22] Kaoru
We'll just relax a little longer, then.
[06:25] Kaoru
Everyone knows that after a hot bath...
[06:28] Kaoru
nothing beats some good fruit-flavored milk!
[06:32] Roland
They're enjoying themselves.
[06:33] Emil
They sure are.
[06:35] Francette
This is very good!
[06:37] Reyette
Yummy!
[06:38] Marco
S-So... would you care to
come visit our village?
[06:42] Kaoru
Huh?
[06:43] BoyA
It's just about two hours that way.
[06:47] BoyA
It's small, but it's a nice village.
[06:49] BoyB
Our cooking is delicious.
[06:52] BoyB
We use fresh vegetables and
yams, venison, and boar.
[06:55] Kaoru
Ooh!
[06:57] Kaoru
Okay, but...
[06:59] Kaoru
Why are their eyes darting around like that?
[07:03] Roland
Complete strangers so glibly
inviting us to their village?
[07:08] Roland
This is obviously suspicious.
[07:10] Francette
There must be something behind it.
[07:12] Francette
We shouldn't accept their invitation.
[07:14] Kaoru
Well, sure! Let's go!
[07:16] Four
What?!
[07:24] BoyA
We'll go let the village chief know.
[07:26] Marco
Yeah.
[07:30] Francette
Kaoru, why did you agree to this?
[07:33] Francette
It's obviously suspicious.
[07:35] Kaoru
Yeah, but it kinda seems like fun.
[07:37] Kaoru
Besides...
[07:39] Kaoru
I'm not one to turn down a fight.
[07:42] Four
Yeah, we know.
[07:44] Reyette
We know!
[07:49] Chief
Welcome to our village.
[07:52] Chief
There isn't much here,
but please make yourselves at home.
[07:55] VillagerA
Right this way.
[07:57] VillagerB
Come on in!
[07:58] Kaoru
Okay, then.
[08:18] Chief
Have a seat.
[08:20] Chief
The food will be ready shortly.
[08:31] Kaoru
Hmm... This looks like...
[08:36] Kaoru
a countryside matchmaking party
with no eligible bachelorettes!
[08:40] Three
It's not!
[08:45] Reyette
Thank you for the food.
[08:49] Kaoru
There didn't seem to be any poison
or sleeping drugs in the food.
[08:55] Kaoru
I made sure I'd be ready to rustle
up a healing potion at any time.
[09:00] Chief
Now, let's have a chat about our village.
[09:06] Chief
I know you lot only happened to stop by,
[09:09] Chief
but right now, you're part of our village.
[09:12] Chief
And as part of our village,
you take part in our discussions
[09:15] Chief
and go along with whatever
consensus is reached.
[09:19] Chief
Keep that in mind.
[09:21] Kaoru
And now the truth comes out, huh?
[09:24] Chief
Now, let's discuss what we should
do about that band of thieves.
[09:30] Chief
As you all know, the thieves
have their eyes on our village.
[09:35] Chief
So what shall we do about it?
[09:37] VillagerA
Yes, if only we had some folks
with knowledge of martial arts...
[09:41] VillagerB
True. If we had someone who excelled with
the sword, we could drive them away.
[09:47] VillagerC
If anyone in this village
had combat experience,
[09:50] VillagerC
surely they'd protect us from the thieves.
[09:52] Kaoru
Huh... So that's what this is about.
[10:04] BoyA
Wait, please, lady knight!
At least tell us your name!
[10:10] Francette
I am the Einherjar of the goddess,
[10:13] Francette
entrusted to be her guardian knight.
[10:15] Francette
No more than that, really.
[10:20] Kaoru
Oh, this is not good.
[10:22] VillagerA
Chief, I think we've got 'em.
[10:24] Chief
Indeed.
[10:26] Francette
Just leave it to us! If
that's all you need, we—
[10:29] Kaoru
—will be praying for this village's safety.
[10:32] Kaoru
Please look to the lord
of your domain for help.
[10:36] Francette
Huh?
[10:37] Chief/VillagerA
H-Huh?!
[10:38] Villagers
What?!
[10:40] Kaoru
I won't let her say it.
[10:41] VillagerA
Blast you, girl! No one
asked you to butt in there!
[10:47] VillagerB
Yeah! Stay out of this, kid!
[10:49] Villagers
Yeah! That's right!
[10:52] Roland
They've finally shown us who they really are.
[10:54] Francette
I almost let my sense of
justice get ahead of me.
[10:57] Francette
These people only want to use us as a
convenient shield to run the thieves off.
[11:03] Emil
And they did it not by asking politely,
[11:06] Emil
but by dragging us into it.
[11:08] Belle
That's pretty cowardly.
[11:09] Belle
And the moment we saw
through them, they got defiant.
[11:14] Roland
I don't like this. We're leaving.
[11:16] Kaoru
I agree.
[11:17] Francette/Belle/Emil
Yes.
[11:17] Reyette
Yep!
[11:19] Chief
What?!
[11:25] Chief
W-Wait, please!
[11:27] Chief
We're very sorry!
[11:30] Chief
This village was built on land our
ancestors worked hard to develop.
[11:36] Chief
We're by no means affluent,
[11:38] Chief
but we've done our best to eke out a living.
[11:41] Chief
Then those thieves showed up.
[11:44] (Flashback) Thief Leader
We'll guard your village.
[11:46] (Flashback) Thief Leader
In return, you're gonna give
us money, food, and women.
[11:52] Chief
The demands they made
were entirely one-sided.
[11:56] Chief
If we accept, this village will
become the thieves' feeding grounds,
[11:59] Chief
and they'll leave nothing behind!
[12:01] VillagerA
And if we refuse, they'll do that anyway.
[12:03] VillagerA
Probably kill us all on the spot, too.
[12:05] Roland
Haven't you told your lord about this?
[12:07] VillagerB
Even if we did,
[12:09] VillagerB
there's no way he'd send his army
to help a tiny village like ours.
[12:14] Chief
We really have no way out.
[12:18] Kaoru
So you thought you'd do nothing yourselves,
[12:20] Kaoru
but force us, total strangers,
to fight the thieves for you?
[12:24] Chief
W-Well...
[12:26] Chief
We're just farmers who've never
wielded anything but hoes and plows!
[12:31] Chief
We could never hope to fight
off all those thieves!
[12:35] Chief
But...
[12:36] Chief
We hoped that, if the goddess
hasn't abandoned us,
[12:40] Chief
perhaps people who excelled in the
martial arts would pass by our village!
[12:45] Chief
We've been clinging to that hope for so long.
[12:48] Chief
And then all of you came along!
[12:50] Kaoru
The goddess, huh?
[12:53] Kaoru
But even if we do fight
off the thieves this time,
[12:57] Kaoru
that wouldn't solve the root
of the problem, would it?
[13:01] Kaoru
This deep in the mountains, other
thieves could still target you.
[13:06] Kaoru
How will you get through it next time,
when we're no longer here?
[13:10] Kaoru
Or the time after that,
or the time after that?
[13:14] Kaoru
Depending on others for everything
while you take zero risks yourselves...
[13:17] Kaoru
Hoping other people or gods
will solve your problems...
[13:20] Kaoru
Is that what your ancestors did, too?
[13:23] Chief
N-No, they didn't!
[13:25] Chief
Our ancestors faced great danger
and risked their lives to...
[13:32] Chief
You're absolutely right.
[13:34] Chief
We were wrong.
[13:37] Chief
How can we ever face our ancestors?
[13:42] Marco
I'll fight!
[13:45] BoyA
I don't know anything about how to fight,
[13:48] BoyA
but I want to protect them.
[13:50] BoyA
This village, and my mom and sisters!
[13:54] Marco
So please, teach us how to fight!
[13:58] BoyA
I'll fight, too!
[13:59] BoyB
And me!
[14:02] Chief
I will, too. Please help us!
[14:06] VillagerAB
Please!
[14:13] Kaoru
You guys should have just
asked us that from the start
[14:17] Kaoru
instead of trying to play silly tricks.
[14:19] Kaoru
But understand that we'll
only be helping you.
[14:23] Kaoru
You're the ones who'll be doing the fighting.
[14:26] All
Right!
[14:29] Kaoru
Okay, our steamy all-girls hot
spring trip is on hold for now.
[14:34] Kaoru
It's been a while since we did a job
as Goddess Light, so let's do it!
[14:38] Four
Right!
[14:40] Boys
One, two, three!
[14:42] Boys
One, two, three!
[14:44] Francette
Thieves are not necessarily
skilled martial artists.
[14:48] Francette
Plus, they'll probably have their
guard down, thinking you won't resist.
[14:53] Francette
You'll have an opening!
[14:54] Boys
Right!
[15:02] Reyette
Hup, hup...
[15:04] Reyette
Kaoru, we brought water.
[15:07] Kaoru
Thank you.
[15:12] Kaoru
Paint this on the fences,
the thorns, and the ground.
[15:19] VillagerA
What is this stuff?
[15:21] Kaoru
It's just a hardener.
[15:23] Kaoru
I call it reincreted conforce,
or "recon" for short.
[15:27] VillagerAB
Uh-huh...
[15:29] Kaoru
Oh, make sure you don't touch
it with your bare hands.
[15:33] Kaoru
'Cause there's a little
bit of poison in it, too.
[15:41] Chief
I had them gather all the
wash basins in the village,
[15:43] Chief
but we don't have as many as you asked for.
[15:46] Kaoru
I see...
[15:48] Kaoru
In that case...
[15:49] Kaoru
Did you know that the goddess Celes
[15:52] Kaoru
has tried all kinds of things
to make her breasts bigger?
[15:56] Kaoru
She's tried eating cabbage,
eating soybeans...
[15:58] Kaoru
It's just heartbreaking!
[16:03] Kaoru
Whoa! Hey! Hup!
[16:05] Kaoru
Will this be enough?
[16:22] Kaoru
Okay!
[16:23] Kaoru
Preparations to drive the
thieves away are complete!
[16:30] VillagerC
They're coming!
[16:32] VillagerC
It's them! I'm sure of it!
[16:35] Kaoru
To your designated positions, everyone!
[16:41] Leader
We're gonna settle this
once and for all today.
[16:43] Leader
I'm tired of waiting.
[16:45] Leader
Hey, Chief. You got our
money, food, and women?
[16:50] Chief
We'll be declining your offer.
[16:52] Leader
What did you say?!
[16:53] Chief
We cannot accept your demands.
[16:57] Chief
Please turn back!
[16:59] Thief1
Hah! Do you know what happens
to people who defy us?
[17:04] Thief2
You get to be the first to die, Chief!
[17:08] Thief2
Screw your dumb fence!
[17:10] Thief2
Huh?!
[17:13] Thief2
Damn it!
[17:15] Thief2
Ow!
[17:18] Thief2
Ow, ow, ow...
[17:19] Thief2
What the hell did you put on this?!
[17:22] Leader
It's poison! Smash through,
but watch for the thorns!
[17:25] Kaoru
Ready the wash basins!
[17:31] Thief9
We'll kill every damn one of you!
[17:46] VillagerB
There ya go.
[17:48] Thief4/6
Ow, ow, ow!
[17:53] Leader
You bunch of...
[17:55] Leader
You think this is funny?!
[17:57] Chief
We will protect our women and
children even if it costs us our lives!
[18:01] Leader
We're gonna kill all of you!
[18:12] Marco
You're the only one left!
[18:19] Chief
Hold it!
[18:21] Chief
Would you rather die along with
that boy or peacefully surrender?
[18:26] Leader
Hah! No matter how many of
you come at me, I won't lose!
[18:31] Kaoru
Fran!
[18:32] Francette
It's about time!
[18:49] Leader
I give up.
[18:50] Villagers
Yeah! We did it!
[18:57] Kaoru
Okay, I've healed those most gravely wounded.
[19:01] Kaoru
Send a messenger to the city right away.
[19:03] Kaoru
If you turn in the thieves, you
should get a reward or something.
[19:07] VillagerA
Right!
[19:08] Kaoru
Oh, and have them escorted by specialists!
[19:12] Kaoru
They're bound to be planning
to escape or do something bad!
[19:17] Chief
Thank you so much for all you've done.
[19:21] Chief
I'm happy we were able to take
the thieves alive, of course,
[19:26] Chief
but even more than that, we all
feel great joy and confidence
[19:31] Chief
in knowing we protected
our village ourselves.
[19:35] Chief
We will never forget our debt to you.
[19:38] Kaoru
Sure. You'll all have to do
your best on your own now.
[19:42] Kaoru
Be sure to take care of
the traps and such, too.
[19:45] Kaoru
I'll be watching you all warmly from afar.
[19:54] Kaoru
Shall we hit up the hot spring one more
time before we head down the mountain?
[19:58] Belle/Reyette
I'm in!
[20:00] Marco
Francette!
[20:02] Marco
Francette, please teach me
more of the martial arts!
[20:07] Marco
I want to train more until
I can handle a sword.
[20:11] Marco
Then I'll be able to kill
bad guys like them, right?
[20:15] Francette
But then you won't be a farmer anymore.
[20:21] Francette
You don't learn martial arts
for the sake of killing people.
[20:25] Francette
You learn it to better yourself
and protect those you care about.
[20:32] Francette
You all fought brilliantly,
even without knowledge of martial arts.
[20:38] Francette
That was possible because you all wished
[20:41] Francette
to protect your village so much.
[20:45] Francette
Whatever you do, never forget that feeling.
[20:48] Francette
I know you will be a great, brave farmer.
[20:53] Marco
Okay!
[20:55] Kaoru
Boy, this is bliss.
[20:58] Kaoru
It might not be so bad to stay
here and take it easy for a while.
[21:02] Francette
But we couldn't...
[21:05] Kaoru
A good cleanse of body and mind
takes me back to where I started.
[21:10] Kaoru
Right! Let's open a potion shop next!
[21:13] Francette/Belle
Huh?
[21:14] Kaoru
If we're opening a shop,
it should be in a big town.
[21:17] Kaoru
I wonder what we should call it.
[21:22] Francette
Who's there?!
[21:28] Francette
Prince Roland?
[21:29] Belle
Emil?!
[21:30] Kaoru
What are you doing there?
[21:32] Roland
I-It's not like that!
There might still be thieves left!
[21:37] Roland
We must guard you from a closer position!
[21:39] Roland
That's what Emil said.
[21:41] Roland
What?! You're blaming me?!
[21:42] Emil
But you suggested it first!
[21:45] Roland
No, it was simultaneous.
[21:47] Emil
You said it an instant before I did!
[21:51] Kaoru
Hmm...
[21:52] Kaoru
So you decided to get close enough
that you could peek if you wanted to?
[21:57] Roland/Emil
No!
[21:59] Kaoru
Guilty!
[22:00] Francette
Guilty!
[22:01] Belle
Guilty!
[22:01] Reyette
Guilty!
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[00:00] Crowd
Huh...
[00:01] Crowd
Was this shop here before?
[00:01] SoldierA
Oh, wow.
[00:03] SoldierA
So this is a new shop now?
[00:05] SoldierB
"Reyette's Atelier"...
Some kind of workshop?
[00:09] SoldierA
No, looks like it's a drugstore.
[00:12] SoldierA
"Every type of medicine in one place.
[00:15] SoldierA
We also accept requests to
make specialty medicines."
[00:18] SoldierA
Seems pretty legit.
[00:21] SoldierB
You think they have medicine for that, too?
[00:26] Kaoru
Welcome.
[00:27] Reyette
Welelcome!
SIGN Going Back to My Original Goal in a New Country!
[02:03] Kaoru
I decided to get back to my original goal
[02:06] Kaoru
in a new country, the Kingdom of Jusral.
[02:09] Kaoru
Back when I first reincarnated
into this world,
[02:13] Kaoru
my goal was to live an easy
life thanks to my OP ability.
[02:17] Kaoru
Thus...
[02:19] Kaoru
Selling potions that cost
me nothing to produce,
[02:22] Kaoru
or in other words, running a
drugstore, is the best choice.
[02:26] Kaoru
In the past four years, I've learned a lot
[02:29] Kaoru
about this world where
magic potions don't exist.
[02:31] SoldierA
So, about this medicine...
[02:33] Kaoru
Ah, the healing potion for soldiers.
[02:37] SoldierB
Does it really help that
unbearable itchiness, too?
[02:40] Kaoru
Yes, of course!
[02:42] Kaoru
When I opened this shop,
I introduced a special new product:
[02:46] Kaoru
a drug to treat the infectious condition
known in this world as "soldier syndrome,"
[02:50] Kaoru
which is actually just athlete's foot.
[02:53] Kaoru
As it says there,
[02:55] Kaoru
we have three types of medication
for soldier syndrome.
[02:58] Kaoru
The one you have there that
costs three small silver coins
[03:00] Kaoru
relieves the itch if you
rub it on once a day,
[03:03] Kaoru
and prevents the condition from worsening.
[03:05] Kaoru
The one that costs three
silver coins stops the itch
[03:08] Kaoru
and gradually heals the rash.
[03:10] Kaoru
And the one that costs
three small gold coins
[03:12] Kaoru
cures the rash within a few days.
[03:14] Kaoru
Of course, if you contract it again after
it heals, we bear no responsibility for that.
[03:19] SoldierA
Three small silvers, huh?
[03:21] SoldierB
That's pretty cheap.
[03:23] Kaoru
Don't underestimate three
small silver coins.
[03:26] Kaoru
Because once you start taking
that medicine, you can't stop.
[03:30] Kaoru
It relieves the itch, but doesn't cure the rash.
[03:32] Kaoru
It's a devilish practice that guarantees I keep
getting their money over and over.
[03:37] Kaoru
And even if they do spring for
the more expensive medicine,
[03:40] Kaoru
they'll just get the rash
again from someone else.
[03:43] Kaoru
The sale of medication to
treat soldier syndrome
[03:45] Kaoru
is an endlessly profitable
spring of gold coins!
[03:49] SoldierAB
I'll take this!
[03:50] Kaoru
Thank you!
[03:52] Reyette
Fank you!
[03:56] Kaoru
Is she doing that on purpose
to kill them with cuteness?
[04:00] Kaoru
Well, looks like the shop will
do just fine for a while.
[04:03] Kaoru
Guess it's time to move
into the second phase.
[04:07] Emil
The items you requested.
[04:09] Staff
Eight bundles of edible wild plants
and six bundles of medicinal herbs.
[04:13] Staff
Good job. Here you go.
[04:15] Emil
Thank you.
[04:16] Belle
Do you have any new quests?
[04:18] Staff
I do.
[04:19] Staff
That girl over there just brought it in.
[04:24] HunterA
"Seeking guards. Two needed.
[04:27] HunterA
To last until either the client
or the questers wish to stop.
[04:32] HunterA
Reward is one small gold coin... per day"?!
[04:36] HunterA
Seriously? For two people?
[04:38] HunterA
That'd barely cover food and lodging!
[04:41] HunterB
"Also, the guards must be a party,
and one or both must be female"?
[04:46] HunterB
What's with these terms?
[04:48] HunterA
This person has no idea
what things are worth.
[04:51] Emil
In that case...
[04:53] Belle
Mind if we accept that quest?
[04:59] Kaoru
Pleased to meet you.
[05:00] Kaoru
I'm Kaoru, the owner of Reyette's Atelier.
[05:04] Kaoru
As the flyer says, you'll each be paid
[05:06] Kaoru
one small gold coin per day for this quest.
[05:09] Kaoru
You'll live here for the duration,
[05:11] Kaoru
and all other miscellaneous
expenses will be covered.
[05:14] Kaoru
Having hunters here as guards
should be intimidating enough,
[05:17] Kaoru
so you're free to do other work if I haven't
asked you to do anything specific.
[05:22] Kaoru
Any questions?
[05:24] Emil
No. I'm Emil, and this is Belle.
[05:27] Emil
We're still new to this, but we
look forward to serving you.
[05:31] Kaoru
There's a reason I went to all this trouble.
[05:34] Kaoru
Since that whole commotion in Drisard,
[05:36] Kaoru
word's gotten out in the surrounding
countries that the angel and her party are here.
[05:41] Kaoru
I'll see you later, then.
[05:43] Emil
Right. We'll report to the Atelier.
[05:46] Kaoru
So when we entered this town, we
pretended to be complete strangers.
[05:51] Kaoru
I posted the quest at the guild
so we'd end up living together.
[05:55] Kaoru
This will also show people how
quick-witted these two are,
[05:58] Kaoru
despite their lack of experience.
[06:00] Kaoru
I can't keep them with
me forever, after all.
[06:06] Kaoru
I need to get them strong enough
to strike out on their own.
[06:09] Reyette
Big Sis Kaoru?
[06:11] Kaoru
Let's shop at the market
before we head back.
[06:13] Reyette
Okay!
[06:20] Roland
Uh, is this really necessary?
[06:22] Francette
As long as we're in this town, we're
supposed to be strangers to Kaoru.
[06:26] Francette
So guarding her in secret is my duty
as the goddess's guardian knight.
[06:32] Francette
Why do Emil and Belle get to live with
her while we're roughing it out here?
[06:37] Francette
I'd be happy to stay in the storage shed!
[06:41] Roland
I'm sure she just wanted
to give us our space.
[06:44] Roland
You know, we are engaged,
after all. It's time we—
[06:48] Francette
If you're tired, you can
head back to the inn.
[06:51] Francette
I'm going to continue to guard Kaoru,
[06:54] Francette
and then keep an eye
on things outside the shop.
[06:57] Roland
You will... be back by nightfall, right?
[07:00] Roland
We should have dinner on
our own every now and—
[07:02] Francette
What are you saying?!
[07:03] Francette
The shop just opened! It could
be a target for thieves!
[07:07] Francette
I'll find an appropriate
place to stay up all night!
[07:10] Roland
D'oh...
[07:12] Reyette
We bought lots!
[07:14] Kaoru
Yep.
[07:15] Kaoru
I guess it'd be a bad idea
to use my Item Box here.
[07:19] Gum
Hey, can I carry your stuff for you?
[07:21] Gum
I'll do it for two coppers.
[07:25] Gum
So yeah, that area is our territory.
[07:29] Gum
Oh, but we don't steal.
[07:31] Gum
We carry people's purchases and
help shopkeepers and stuff.
[07:34] Gum
We earn it fair and square.
[07:36] Kaoru
You know, I have some kids in
my party who were orphans, too.
[07:40] Kaoru
One of them tried to steal my coin pouch.
[07:44] Kaoru
The other was near death from illness.
[07:47] Kaoru
But now they're guarding
my shop as rookie hunters.
[07:53] Kaoru
Oh, right. Is there anyone in
your group who's sick or hurt?
[07:58] Gum
No. Why?
[08:00] Kaoru
This is my shop. Reyette's Atelier.
[08:04] Kaoru
It's a drugstore.
[08:05] Gum
What?! You own a drugstore?!
[08:10] Gum
But aren't you just a kid?
[08:11] Gum
Can a kid own a shop?
[08:14] Kaoru
Yeah, that's the thing.
[08:16] Kaoru
These looks sure made renting
the shop a challenge.
[08:22] Kaoru
Here's your pay.
[08:23] Gum
Thanks!
[08:24] Gum
My name's Gum. Let me know
if you need help again!
[08:30] Kaoru
It might not be a bad idea to start a branch
of Eyes of the Goddess in this town.
[08:38] Gum
So today's earnings...
[08:40] Gum
Thirty coppers in all, huh?
[08:42] Gum
Guess it's just bread
for dinner. No soup today.
[08:47] Emil
Is there someone called Gum here?
[08:51] Gum
Yeah, I'm Gum.
[08:54] Belle
We have a delivery from Kaoru.
[08:57] Kids
Wow, that looks so good!
[08:58] Belle
We'll cook dinner for you.
[09:13] Gum
Hey...
[09:14] Gum
Do you two work at that girl's drugstore?
[09:18] Emil
That's right.
[09:19] Gum
Does that mean... you were orphans?
[09:23] Emil
Yeah. Belle and I were both orphans.
It was a horrible life.
[09:26] Belle
Until we met Kaoru, that is.
[09:29] Gum
Tell me more!
[09:30] Gum
How did you get to be so successful?
[09:32] Gum
How can an orphan become a hunter?
[09:35] Gum
How is Kaoru able to own that shop?
[09:37] Gum
Please tell me! I want to be like you guys!
[09:45] Emil
Uh, I mean...
[09:47] Emil
Well, this isn't good. I can't tell
them Kaoru is the goddess's angel.
[09:52] Emil
Belle?!
[09:54] Lt. Col.
Is this the shop?
[09:57] Subordinate
Yes, sir.
[09:58] Kaoru
Reyette, go upstairs and hide.
[10:01] Reyette
Okay.
[10:02] Kaoru
Welcome.
[10:09] Lt. Col.
Is the owner here?
[10:10] Kaoru
I'm the owner, actually.
[10:12] Lt. Col.
No, not the one holding down the fort.
[10:15] Lt. Col.
I mean the one who owns the shop.
[10:16] Kaoru
Yes, that's me.
[10:19] Kaoru
I signed the lease agreement, I pay
the rent, I order and sell the goods,
[10:24] Kaoru
and I get hounded by soldiers
all the time. It's all my job.
[10:28] Lt. Col.
So... you're Reyette?
[10:31] Kaoru
No, I'm Kaoru.
[10:32] Lt. Col.
Huh?
[10:34] Kaoru
So you want to buy a whole bunch of
soldier syndrome potions in bulk?
[10:40] Lt. Col.
Yeah, that's right.
[10:43] Lt. Col.
Oh, my apologies. I haven't
introduced myself.
[10:47] Lt. Col.
I am the Royal Capital Army's
Second Battalion Commander,
[10:50] Lt. Col.
Lieutenant Colonel Nevas von Vonsas.
[10:52] Kaoru
A battalion commander?
[10:55] Lt. Col.
I've heard all about your potions.
[10:57] Lt. Col.
They're the reason I came all
the way out here in person.
[11:01] Lt. Col.
You know, the Royal Capital Army
is made up of ten battalions,
[11:04] Lt. Col.
with ten thousand men between them.
[11:06] Lt. Col.
Of course, half of those are
non-combatant personnel, but...
[11:10] Lt. Col.
I don't think it's such a
bad deal for your shop.
[11:13] Kaoru
But if there are ten battalions,
[11:16] Kaoru
that means there are nine others
who share your rank, right?
[11:20] Kaoru
And if they all ask for
that many potions, too—
[11:22] Lt. Col.
How about this?
[11:24] Lt. Col.
I'll personally take on the task
of delivering the potions.
[11:28] Lt. Col.
The other nine guys would probably
just send petty officers to do it,
[11:32] Lt. Col.
but if you give them my name and turn
them away, they'll have to back off.
[11:37] Lt. Col.
Not all army men are as
quick on the uptake as me.
[11:43] Lt. Col.
Relax! I'll sell them to the army's
medical officers at the original price.
[11:47] Lt. Col.
Medical expenses are covered by the kingdom,
so all soldiers of the Royal Capital Army
[11:51] Lt. Col.
will be equally supplied with
soldier syndrome medication for free.
[11:54] Kaoru
And what do you get out of this?
[11:57] Kaoru
If you sell them for the original
price and distribute them equally...
[12:00] Lt. Col.
Well, there are some things a civilian
pharmacist doesn't need to know.
[12:06] Lt. Col.
Am I wrong?
[12:11] Kaoru
Very well, then. I accept your deal.
[12:15] Lt. Col.
I appreciate it.
[12:16] Kaoru
It's true that this shouldn't
be a bad deal for our shop.
[12:21] Kaoru
It should turn huge profits,
[12:23] Kaoru
and if I have the army's protection as the
one who supplies soldier syndrome potions,
[12:27] Kaoru
my safety is assured.
[12:29] Kaoru
Plus, if I meet more people
through the lieutenant colonel,
[12:33] Kaoru
maybe I'll find a husband.
[12:36] Kaoru
My easy life in another world
thanks to my OP ability
[12:39] Kaoru
might actually happen this time!
[12:46] Gum
Thanks for giving us work again today.
[12:49] Gum
So... um...
[12:52] Gum
Do you think we can be like Emil and Belle?
[12:56] Gum
I talked to them about all the
stuff they learned from you.
[13:01] Gum
So I'm gonna try my best!
[13:03] Gum
We don't have to give up on everything
just because we're orphans!
[13:06] Gum
Right?
[13:08] Kaoru
Right. Everyone has value.
[13:11] Kaoru
And if you give up, the game's over.
[13:14] Gum
Yeah!
[13:16] Kaoru
Oh, that's right.
[13:18] Kaoru
See this?
[13:19] Gum
A flute?
[13:21] Kaoru
I thought I could use it when
I want you to do some work for me.
[13:25] Kaoru
That's three cases, or 72 bottles, of the
potion that costs three small gold coins,
[13:29] Kaoru
and one case, or 24 bottles, of
the one that costs three silver.
[13:32] Kaoru
That's a total of 22 gold coins,
three small gold coins, and two silver coins.
[13:38] Lt. Col.
All right. Here you go.
[13:41] Lt. Col.
You've taken care of a
lot of problems for me.
[13:45] Lt. Col.
Thanks for that.
[13:46] Kaoru
Wow...
[13:48] Kaoru
Oh, um... Would you mind if I took
a look around this facility?
SIGN Drugstore: Reyette's Atelier
[13:59] Lt. Col.
I get it. Walking around wearing
those is great advertising.
[14:03] Lt. Col.
That's using your head.
[14:04] Kaoru
You seem to have thought things
through quite thoroughly yourself.
[14:09] Lt. Col.
What high praise!
[14:11] Lt. Col.
That's communications training.
[14:14] Lt. Col.
At night, they put candles in those boxes
[14:16] Lt. Col.
and use the flickering
lights to send signals.
[14:19] Lt. Col.
I can read them, generally speaking,
[14:22] Lt. Col.
but not when they move that quickly.
[14:24] Kaoru
"Who is that?"
[14:26] Kaoru
"The drugstore sisters."
[14:27] Kaoru
"Why did they come here?"
[14:29] Kaoru
"To see me."
[14:31] Kaoru
"The younger one's here for me."
[14:33] Kaoru
Excuse me! Can I hit him?
[14:35] Lt. Col.
How can you read that?!
[14:36] Kaoru
Uh...
[14:37] Lt. Col.
And yes, I permit you to hit him.
[14:42] Kaoru
I didn't realize that would fall under
[14:44] Kaoru
being able to read and
write in all languages.
[14:46] Kaoru
I gotta be careful.
[14:48] Reyette
Welelcom—
[14:51] Kaoru
What? You haven't gotten your potions?
[14:54] Captain
That's right! Lieutenant Colonel Vonsas is
keeping them all for the Royal Capital Army!
[14:58] Captain
My Royal Guard Army hasn't
gotten a single one!
[15:01] Captain
And I heard the capital guards
are being treated the same way!
[15:04] Kaoru
That can't be...
[15:06] (Flashback) Lt. Col.
You've taken care of a
lot of problems for me.
[15:10] (Flashback) Lt. Col.
Thanks for that.
[15:11] Kaoru
Darn it. I knew there must've
been something to it.
[15:14] Kaoru
I understand.
[15:16] Kaoru
I'll ensure the Royal Guard Army receives
priority on delivery of the next shipment.
[15:21] Kaoru
And I'll make separate arrangements
for the capital guards.
[15:25] Kaoru
Please inform their leader of that.
[15:27] Captain
W-Well! I appreciate that!
[15:30] Captain
Thanks a lot, pharmacist!
[15:33] Kaoru
I messed up.
[15:35] Kaoru
I should be more careful with that
lieutenant colonel from now on.
[15:46] Kaoru
Welcome!
[15:46] Reyette
Welelcome!
[15:48] Count
I am not a customer. I am this
shop's landlord, Count Olam.
[15:53] Count
Are you Kaoru, the tenant?
[15:56] Kaoru
Let's see here...
[15:57] Kaoru
"Your rent will be paid in the form
of 50% of your business's profits."
[16:03] Kaoru
Half of my profits? Is this a joke?
[16:06] Kaoru
No consideration for my expenses at all?
[16:08] Kaoru
And these terms...
[16:10] Kaoru
"All of the shop's merchandise
belongs to the landlord,
[16:13] Kaoru
so you will honor his instructions
regarding pricing and sales."
[16:16] Kaoru
I'm supposed to share my suppliers
and production methods, too?
[16:20] Kaoru
Unbelievable!
[16:21] Kaoru
Excuse me, but under these terms,
[16:24] Kaoru
I'd go deeper into debt the more I sell!
[16:27] Count
So just raise your prices, then.
[16:29] Count
Double them, and you'll make
what you're making now.
[16:32] Count
Triple them, and you'll make even more.
[16:34] Count
Try using your head a little.
[16:39] Reyette
Big Sis Kaoru?
[16:41] Kaoru
You want me to use my head? Okay. I hear you.
[16:47] Kaoru
Understood. I'll agree
to these contract terms.
[16:50] Kaoru
There are two parts to the paperwork, right?
[16:52] Count
Y-Yes, of course.
[16:55] Count
Let's get started. Realtor,
bring us the paperwork.
SIGN R-Right away.
[17:01] Kaoru
I get it.
[17:02] Kaoru
When an elderly couple
previously owned this shop,
[17:04] Kaoru
he abused his power as a noble
[17:06] Kaoru
and basically threatened them into
selling him the rights to this shop.
SIGN Which is why there's really nothing I can do.
SIGN If you don't like it, you can always call off the rent contract.
SIGN But... why did you agree to such unreasonable terms? Most would—
[17:23] Kaoru
Most would turn it down, I'm sure.
[17:26] Kaoru
Most would.
[17:29] Kaoru
Say, I'd like to ask for
some advice... or more like a favor.
[17:41] Count
Well, aren't we booming
first thing in the morning?
[17:43] Count
I guess I'll claim my half
of yesterday's profits
[17:46] Count
and grab any merchandise that looks useful.
[17:49] Count
Not that this shop's profits
mean anything to me.
[17:53] Count
What I'm after is the production method
of the soldier syndrome medicine.
[17:57] Count
Once I have that...
[18:00] Count
Move! You'll get my clothes dirty!
[18:03] Emil/Belle
Welcome.
[18:04] Count
Wha—
[18:12] Count
Wh-What is the meaning of this?!
[18:14] Count
Where did those two sisters go?!
[18:16] Emil
Oh, the owner is at the shop today.
[18:19] Count
At the shop?! Isn't this the shop?!
[18:22] Belle
No, the branch. That's where the pharmacist is.
[18:26] Count
Nonsense! It's been one night! How did
she move that much merchandi—
[18:30] Belle
As of today, this location is a storehouse,
residence, and boxed lunch shop.
[18:34] Emil
Of course, per your terms, we'll pay
half our profits as rent.
[18:38] Emil
It won't be very much, though.
[18:41] Belle
If you want, we'll teach you
how we make the lunches, too.
[18:45] Count
I have no need for that!
Show me to this branch at once!
[18:50] Count
Is the owner here?!
[18:52] Kaoru
Welcome!
[18:52] Reyette
Welelcome!
[18:54] Count
How dare you pull such a trick?!
[18:56] Kaoru
I just used my head. Remember? My head?
[19:00] Count
Don't get cute with me!
[19:02] Count
Do you know what happens to
people who make me angry?!
[19:04] Kaoru
Nothing, probably.
[19:07] Kaoru
If you want to buy the
rights to this building,
[19:10] Kaoru
I'll just move my shop to another location.
[19:13] Kaoru
I could... I don't know...
[19:15] Kaoru
talk to Lieutenant Colonel Vonsas
of the Royal Capital Army
[19:18] Kaoru
about setting up shop
right on the army base.
[19:24] Kaoru
And if I really run into trouble,
I can close up shop
[19:27] Kaoru
and relocate to another country.
[19:28] Kaoru
Of course, before leaving, I'd have
to tell everyone I was unable
[19:33] Kaoru
to meet Count Olam's unreasonable terms.
[19:37] Roland
You've lost this round.
[19:40] Roland
You nobles should really learn when to quit.
[19:43] Roland
Or if you still insist...
[19:47] Count
So taking this further would only
sully my name and gain me nothing?
[19:52] Count
Very well. I'll sell you your shop back.
[19:55] Count
I can't have unseemly rumors getting around.
[19:58] Count
I won't bother you anymore. Just go
back to what you were doing!
[20:02] Kaoru
Understood.
[20:03] Kaoru
Oh, but you're not thinking of selling it
back to me for more than I sold it for...
[20:08] Kaoru
Are you?
[20:11] Count
O-Of course not.
SIGN Let's go, realtor! Get moving!
[20:20] Roland
See? Having a royal's authority
can be handy at times, right?
[20:24] Francette
Did you see the look on that count's face?
[20:26] Emil
I wish Belle could have seen it.
[20:29] Kaoru
And with that, this one-day-only
branch is closed.
[20:32] Kaoru
Let's clean up and get everything
back to our main shop.
[20:35] Reyette
Clean up!
SIGN Salebalt Real Estate
[20:38] Kaoru
Of course, this means...
[20:40] Kaoru
you'll lower our rent, right?
SIGN Huh?
[20:43] Kaoru
You'll lower our rent, right?
SIGN Uh, I...
[20:46] Kaoru
You! Will! Lower! Our rent! Right*?
SIGN Right.
[20:54] Kaoru
We're back.
[20:56] Belle
Oh, good! Come and help me, quickly!
[20:59] Kaoru
Huh?
[21:00] Belle
With the lunches! We have
to get tomorrow's ready!
[21:04] Kaoru
Oh, we're done with the lunches.
[21:07] Kaoru
We took care of the count,
so tomorrow we're back to—
[21:10] Belle
We can't stop!
[21:11] Belle
I sent some people home
crying because we sold out!
[21:14] Belle
And we already have advance orders!
[21:16] Kaoru
Advance orders?
[21:18] Belle
Yes, for fifty lunches.
[21:20] Belle
We need enough to sell, too, so we
have to make twice that many!
[21:23] Kaoru
Wh-Wh-Wha?!
[21:25] Belle
Come on, now! There's lots to do!
[21:28] Francette
But I can't cook!
[21:31] Roland
And I'm a royal—I mean, a man! I can't—
[21:34] Emil
Men who say they can't cook in this
day and age never get the girl.
[21:39] Reyette
I'm gonna help!
[21:42] Kaoru
Okay, okay, we'll help! We'll do it!
[21:45] Kaoru
Darn it!
[21:47] Kaoru
I was supposed to finally get to
enjoy my easy life in another world!
SIGN Now Selling Boxed Lunches
[21:57] Guard
Where are you from?
[21:58] Farmer
The village of Goa, to the east.
[22:01] Guard
Okay, go on in.
[22:02] Farmer
Yes, sir.
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN "I'll Find a Husband With a Treasure Hunt!"
E11 - I'll Find a Husband with a Treasure Hunt!
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[00:01] Reyette
Wake up, Big Sis.
[00:03] Reyette
Big Sis Kaoru, come on!
[00:06] Kaoru
Reyette, let me sleep a little longer.
[00:10] Belle
Okay, we're making boxed
lunches again today!
[00:13] Belle
Fifty for reservations and
fifty for regular sale!
[00:16] Kaoru
Oh, that's right!
[00:23] Kaoru
Faster! Faster!
[00:25] Kaoru
Belle, add two tablespoons of this.
[00:27] Belle
Right.
[00:27] Kaoru
Fran, cut these up.
[00:28] Francette
Right.
[00:30] Kaoru
Pack five of these items per box.
Any combination's fine.
[00:33] Kaoru
We want to give them some variety.
[00:35] Belle/Francette
Okay.
[00:35] Reyette
'Kay!
[00:42] Kaoru
This is killing me!
[00:44] Kaoru
Can't I just use my potion-making
ability to make all these at once?
[00:48] Kaoru
Hup.
[00:51] Kaoru
No, no! That wouldn't be right!
[00:53] Kaoru
My pride won't allow it!
SIGN I'll Find a Husband with a Treasure Hunt!
[02:31] Kaoru
Welcome.
[02:32] Reyette
Wewcome!
[02:34] Guests
Squee!
[02:36] Kaoru
You just feel obligated to
do that now, don't you?
SIGN (Kaoru Lunches)
SIGN (Rey Lunches)
SIGN (Belle Lunches)
SIGN (Fran Lunches)
[02:46] Customers
Looks delicious!
[02:49] Francette
Thank you. Please come again.
[02:49] Reyette
Thank you!
[02:49] Belle
Thank you. Have a good day.
[02:50] Francette
Good luck at work.
[02:51] Reyette
Eat lots!
[03:01] [SONG] Text
The Boxed Lunch Shop That's All the Rage
[03:01] [SONG] Text
The Boxed Lunch Shop That's All the Rage
SIGN Reyette's
SIGN Atelier
[03:02] [SONG] Text
What Customers Say
SIGN After buying
the Fran Lunch
[03:04] CustomerA
The Fran Lunch has a ton of
food packed in by force,
SIGN The Fran Lunch
SIGN Max Volume
[03:08] CustomerA
so it's really filling.
SIGN After buying the Belle Lunch
[03:09] CustomerB
It's the Belle Lunch all the way for me!
SIGN Healthy
SIGN The Belle Lunch
[03:12] CustomerB
There's nothing fried
in it, so it's healthy!
SIGN After buying the Rey Lunch
[03:15] CustomerC
The Rey Lunch is the way to go.
[03:16] CustomerC
I mean, isn't it adorable?
SIGN Cute
SIGN The Rey Lunch
[03:18] CustomerC
It makes me feel like my daughter
did her best making it for me!
[03:21] CustomerA
You don't have a wife, let alone a daughter.
[03:24] CustomerA
In fact, you're single.
[03:25] CustomerC
Exactly!
[03:27] Kaoru
And... how about the Kaoru Lunch?
[03:29] CustomerAC
Huh?
[03:30] CustomerB
The Kaoru Lunch is, well...
How can I put this?
[03:34] Customers
Normal.
SIGN Normal
[03:37] CustomerB
I mean, it's good! Of course it's good!
[03:41] CustomerD
I think I'll take the Kaoru Lunch.
[03:43] Emil
M-Maybe I'll have the Kaoru
Lunch for a change, too.
[03:46] Belle
And I need to go get some more herbs.
[03:49] Emil/Belle
Be back soon!
[03:49] Customers
See you tomorrow!
[03:51] Kaoru
I was the one who came
up with all the recipes!
[03:59] Kaoru
Hmm...
[04:01] Kaoru
We call ourselves a drugstore,
[04:04] Kaoru
but we sell boxed lunches,
cosmetics, shampoo, conditioner,
[04:08] Kaoru
and even glass products and ceramics.
[04:10] Kaoru
We're basically a general store now.
[04:13] Kaoru
Should I just make us a convenience store?
[04:15] Kaoru
Hey, I could get Roland to start
a boxed lunch delivery service.
[04:20] Roland
Uma Eats is here!
[04:24] Roland
I have the feeling Kaoru is getting
some terrible idea again.
[04:29] Francette
Huh?
[04:31] Francette
Kaoru, do we have any more of the potions
that reduce fever and cure coughing?
[04:36] Kaoru
What?
[04:37] Kaoru
That's weird. I just put more
on the shelves yesterday.
[04:41] Kaoru
Is there a cold going around?
[04:45] Reyette
I'm all done cleaning.
[04:47] Kaoru
Oh, good job!
[04:48] Kaoru
Okay, since things have slowed down here...
[04:53] Kaoru
I'm going out to make the
delivery to the army.
[04:55] Kaoru
Let's go, Reyette.
[04:57] Reyette
'Kay!
[04:58] Roland/Francette
Take care.
[05:03] Francette
I'm going to guard her.
[05:05] Roland
Wait, I'm watching the store alone?!
[05:10] Kaoru
Thanks for all your help.
[05:12] Gum
We should be thanking you!
[05:14] Mal/Mol
We should!
[05:16] Kaoru
That aside...
[05:19] Kaoru
Don't you want even a little
time to get cozy with Roland?
[05:26] Kaoru
Oh, that's right.
[05:27] Kaoru
None of you have colds or anything, do you?
[05:30] Gum
Colds?
[05:31] Gum
Nope! We couldn't be healthier!
[05:34] Gum
Right?
[05:35] Kids
Yeah!
[05:36] Mal
'Cause Big Brother Emil
brings us lots of food!
[05:40] Marine
And Big Sis Belle braided my hair for me.
[05:43] Gum
And they teach us stuff so we
can become real grown-ups, too.
[05:47] Kaoru
Huh...
[05:50] Kaoru
They've been doing that when they're not
busy with their work as hunters?
[06:02] Gum
Thanks again!
[06:03] Reyette
See you later!
[06:05] Gum
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
[06:08] Kids
If a customer is rude to you,
be ten times as rude back!
[06:11] Kids
Don't trust anyone who says,
[06:14] Kids
"Hey, just between us,"
and blabs other people's secrets!
[06:17] Kaoru
It really is reassuring to have them around.
[06:21] Officer
Battalion Commander, the sisters
from the drugstore are here.
[06:25] Lt. Col.
Let them in.
[06:28] Kaoru
Oh...
[06:29] Kaoru
Were you busy? Shall we
wait until you're done?
[06:32] Lt. Col.
No, we just finished.
[06:35] Lt. Col.
Let me introduce you.
[06:37] Lt. Col.
This is Company Commander Larsrick.
[06:40] Lt. Col.
These are the drugstore sisters I spoke of.
[06:42] Kaoru
Hello.
[06:44] Kaoru
I'll leave them here.
[06:46] Lt. Col.
I heard the news.
[06:47] Lt. Col.
You talked down a noble who
tried to mess with you, huh?
[06:50] Kaoru
Oh, I only chased off a little
bug that was hanging around.
[06:54] Kaoru
More importantly...
[06:56] Lt. Col.
What?
[06:57] Kaoru
I've been told the royal guards and capital
guards haven't received their potions.
[07:02] Lt. Col.
Huh? What do they have to do with anything?
[07:05] Kaoru
Huh?
[07:06] Lt. Col.
I haven't the foggiest idea
what you're talking about.
[07:10] Kaoru
He meant no ill will at all.
[07:13] Kaoru
Which means my own ignorance was to blame.
[07:17] Kaoru
I must reflect.
[07:21] Kaoru
This document...
[07:24] Kaoru
Huh?
[07:25] Kaoru
You sold them illegally?!
[07:29] Kaoru
You used the national
budget to buy my potions,
[07:32] Kaoru
then sold them cheap for a profit?!
[07:34] Kaoru
And you didn't even try to
hide your embezzlement!
[07:37] Kaoru
You made the deal right here in front of me!
[07:39] Kaoru
What do you take me for?!
[07:41] Kaoru
Our deal ends now!
[07:44] Lt. Col.
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[07:46] Lt. Col.
What are you suddenly so angry about?
[07:49] Kaoru
What is this document?!
[07:51] Kaoru
"Top-quality soldier syndrome
medication for two small gold coins,
[07:55] Kaoru
ten grams of pepper for
three small gold coins"!
[07:59] Lt. Col.
Y-You can read that?
[08:01] Kaoru
Of course I can read and write
in the language of this country!
[08:04] Lt. Col.
N-No, what I meant was...
[08:06] Lt. Col.
You can read the document seized
[08:09] Lt. Col.
from a drop site of a gang that's been
embezzling military supplies,
[08:13] Lt. Col.
despite it being written in code?
[08:15] Kaoru
Huh?
[08:18] Kaoru
What?
[08:21] Kaoru
D-Don't tell me...
[08:22] Kaoru
The ability to read, write, and speak
all languages in this world...
[08:26] Kaoru
includes coded languages, too?!
[08:29] Kaoru
P-Please forget that just happened...
[08:31] Lt. Col.
I don't think so!
[08:33] Kaoru
Guess not, huh?
[08:34] Lt. Col.
What is the meaning of this?!
[08:36] Lt. Col.
Why can you read the code
that embezzling gang uses?!
[08:39] Kaoru
Uh-oh!
[08:40] Lt. Col.
It's not that I suspect
you of being one of them.
[08:43] Lt. Col.
If you were working with them, you wouldn't
so blatantly show me you could read it,
[08:46] Lt. Col.
unless you were a complete idiot.
[08:48] Lt. Col.
And you're not an idiot.
Not that much of an idiot.
[08:51] Kaoru
Why did you rephrase that part?
[08:54] Kaoru
I-I mean, it's a simple code
children use to play tricks.
[08:58] Kaoru
Anyone should be able to
figure it out at a glance.
[09:01] Kaoru
See, if you read it vertically, the
first number you see is four, right?
[09:04] Lt. Col.
Hey. Take notes.
[09:05] Kaoru
So you replace each letter with
whatever comes four letters after it.
[09:05] CC
R-Right.
[09:08] Kaoru
And the second number you see when
reading vertically is three,
[09:11] Kaoru
so you take every third letter
and put them together. Then...
[09:14] Kaoru
And that's how you do it.
[09:17] Lt. Col.
And you finished that incredibly convoluted
conversion process in an instant?
[09:22] Lt. Col.
All in your head?
[09:24] Kaoru
Huh?
[09:25] Kaoru
You have to take notes for
something this simple?
[09:29] Kaoru
Oh, jeez! I sound like some
delusional middle school edgelord!
[09:34] Lt. Col.
What you did the other day, too...
[09:37] Lt. Col.
None of that should be humanly possible.
[09:39] Kaoru
Crap, this is bad!
[09:41] Kaoru
This is where they figure out that I'm the
goddess's angel and make a big deal of it!
[09:46] Lt. Col.
Are you...
[09:46] Kaoru
Here it comes!
[09:49] Lt. Col.
...interested in joining the army?
[09:51] Kaoru
Huh?
[09:53] Lt. Col.
I could recruit you as
an intelligence officer
[09:55] Lt. Col.
with the rank of second lieutenant—
no, first lieutenant!
[09:58] Kaoru
Ooh, first lieutenant!
[10:00] Kaoru
What an honor to go straight
to the leadership ranks!
[10:02] Kaoru
Wait, like hell I'm joining the army!
[10:05] Lt. Col.
I don't think it's a bad deal.
[10:07] Kaoru
I wouldn't be able to
make medicines anymore!
[10:09] Lt. Col.
No problem. I'll let you
do it as a second job.
[10:12] Kaoru
It's still a problem for me!
[10:17] Kaoru
I managed to escape being recruited.
[10:20] Kaoru
I've gotta be careful not to
let anyone find out who I am.
[10:23] Kaoru
I'll have to be more careful than
usual with the potions I make, too.
[10:28] Three
Welcome!
[10:30] Reyette
Wewcome!
[10:32] Kaoru
Yeah, that's gonna be certified as a
traditional performance art pretty soon.
[10:36] Kaoru
Huh?
[10:37] Kaoru
You're the company commander I met earlier.
[10:40] CC
I'm actually here with
a confidential request.
[10:43] CC
Could you come with me to my home?
[10:47] Kaoru
A confidential request?
[10:50] Kaoru
Seems shady...
[10:52] Kaoru
But...
[10:53] Kaoru
The fee for a house call
is one small gold coin.
[10:56] Kaoru
It seems like it might be interesting!
[11:00] Kaoru
I was afraid the company commander
was part of that gang
[11:04] Kaoru
and came here to get rid of me
because I can read their code,
[11:08] Kaoru
but that doesn't seem to be the case.
[11:11] Kaoru
Of course, if anything does happen,
[11:14] Kaoru
I'm sure she'll leap right into action.
[11:16] Kaoru
Just how many hours is Fran
clocking as my guard, anyway?
[11:20] Kaoru
Every single day? What kind of
exploitative business am I running?!
[11:24] CC
We're here.
[11:26] Kaoru/Reyette
Huh?
[11:28] Kaoru/Reyette
What?!
[11:31] Servants
Welcome home, sir.
[11:34] Kaoru
U-Um, Commander, are you a domain lord?
[11:38] CC
Hm? Yes, I am.
[11:41] CC
I am Sevos von Larsrick,
also known as Viscount Larsrick.
[11:48] Kaoru
The lord of a domain,
who's inherited a peerage...
[11:52] Kaoru
But...
[11:54] Kaoru
The furnishings in here are pretty old.
[11:57] Kaoru
So he might not actually be that affluent.
[12:01] ServantA
I've brought tea.
[12:03] ServantA
Enjoy.
[12:05] Reyette
Thank you!
[12:09] Reyette
Yummy!
[12:10] ServantA
There's enough for seconds.
[12:12] Kaoru
Thank you.
[12:14] ServantA
Pardon me.
[12:18] CC
So the request I have for you is...
[12:22] Kaoru
Here it comes.
[12:24] CC
I want you to find a treasure.
[12:30] Kaoru
A treasure hunt?!
[12:36] Kaoru
A treasure hunt? Really?
[12:38] Kaoru
I thought this was gonna be
some really serious request.
[12:41] CC
This is an extremely serious matter
for the Larsrick household.
[12:46] CC
The Larsrick domain has suffered from
crop failures for a few years now.
[12:51] CC
We've managed to get by so far,
[12:53] CC
but both our treasury and our reserve
stores are nearly depleted.
[12:58] CC
The slightest incident...
[13:01] CC
could prove fatal to our household.
[13:03] Kaoru
So I was right. He's barely scraping by.
[13:06] CC
Normally, I would have no choice but to go
deep in debt to some high-ranking noble
[13:10] CC
and just accept the hit to
my reputation as viscount.
[13:13] Kaoru
"Normally"?
[13:15] CC
The thing is, there's a hidden
treasure in this house.
[13:18] CC
At least, there's supposed to be.
[13:22] CC
Several generations ago,
[13:23] CC
a large ship with no one on it
drifted ashore in my domain.
[13:27] CC
It was apparently loaded down with
mountains of untouched gold and jewels.
[13:31] CC
Crop failures were a problem
at that time, as well,
[13:34] CC
so my ancestors, facing a
crisis, liquefied it all
[13:38] CC
and used some of it to overcome that crisis.
[13:41] CC
The location of the remaining gold
[13:43] CC
was passed down verbally to
the heads of the household...
[13:46] CC
but the viscount three generations
before me died in an accident.
[13:51] CC
All that remains now is this document.
[13:54] CC
Could you decipher it, please?
[13:56] Kaoru
I see.
[13:58] Kaoru
So the location where it's
hidden is written in code.
[14:01] Kaoru
Yep, always gotta have
a backup just in case.
[14:04] Kaoru
And that stupid section chief forgot
to make backups for three years!
[14:11] Kaoru
And who had to clean up after him?!
[14:13] CC
Is something the matter?
[14:14] Kaoru
O-Oh... Just talking to myself.
[14:17] Kaoru
All right, I'll decipher this now.
[14:20] Kaoru
"Use the treasure spoken of herein only when
[14:22] Kaoru
the Larsrick domain is in crisis and
possesses no other means to escape it.
[14:27] Kaoru
Colex von Larsrick."
[14:29] Kaoru
Who could figure this out?!
[14:35] Kaoru
I can't make it out... d'oh-ho-ho.
[14:37] Kaoru
Okay, that was creepy!
[14:40] ServantA
W-Well, then, if you'll pardon me...
[14:44] Kaoru
This isn't a code at all!
[14:47] Kaoru
How is this supposed to tell
us where the treasure is?
[14:50] CC
Huh? Can you not perceive the writer's
intentions just by reading it?
[14:55] Kaoru
I'm not a psychic or anything.
[14:58] Kaoru
It's not like I can read the residual
thoughts of the person who wrote it.
[15:02] Kaoru
So when someone says to me,
"Y'all fancy some ochazuke?"
[15:06] Kaoru
I might hear, "Would you
like some ochazuke?"
[15:09] Kaoru
But "Get out!
You've overstayed your welcome!"
[15:11] Kaoru
is not a message I can pick up on.
[15:15] CC
So you don't know...
[15:18] Kaoru
Anyway, you just need the location
of the treasure, right?
[15:21] CC
That's right.
[15:23] CC
But my grandfather, my father,
and I have searched all over the place,
[15:27] CC
and we can't even find any clues to it.
[15:29] CC
We know it was brought to
a mansion in the capital
[15:32] CC
since it'd be dangerous to have it in a
mansion near the border, but that's all.
[15:38] Kaoru
Super-effective, super-compact metal-detector-
shaped container of healing potion, please!
SIGN Metal Detector
[15:46] Kaoru
Metal detector!
[15:50] CC
Wh-What is that?
[15:51] Kaoru
A device that detects nearby
gold and tells you where it is.
[15:55] CC
What?!
[15:56] Kaoru
Oh, b-but it only reacts to
very pure, refined gold.
[16:01] Kaoru
And its range is very small,
[16:03] Kaoru
so it won't locate gold mines or anything.
[16:07] Kaoru
Anyway, let's give it a try.
[16:09] Kaoru
Let's see. If we press this button...
[16:14] Kaoru
Ah, it's this way!
[16:17] Kaoru
Oh... It reacted to the gold in your wallet.
[16:22] Kaoru
Change settings! Only detect gold
in amounts of 300 grams or more!
[16:29] Kaoru
Oh, it's just upstairs!
[16:32] Kaoru
Reyette, be a good girl and wait here.
[16:34] Reyette
'Kay!
[16:40] Kaoru
This way.
[16:43] Kaoru
In here.
[16:45] CC
Th-The treasury?
[16:53] Kaoru
Uh...
[16:55] CC
I've already sold everything
worth any amount of money.
[16:58] Kaoru
So I can see.
[17:01] Kaoru
Would you mind opening this anyway?
[17:04] CC
Sure.
[17:09] CC
This is the last of our household's funds.
[17:12] Kaoru
W-Wait just a moment.
[17:15] Kaoru
Okay, let's exclude this gold, too.
[17:22] Kaoru
And... it's not finding
anything within range.
[17:26] Kaoru
Thank you very much.
[17:33] Kaoru
I hate to say it, but there are no gold
nuggets or coins in this mansion.
[17:39] Kaoru
No, wait a minute.
[17:41] Kaoru
I set it to find gold in amounts
of 300 grams or more, right?
[17:45] Kaoru
A gold coin weighs less than
ten grams, which means...
[17:49] Kaoru
There can't be any more than 150 grams here.
[17:52] Kaoru
The device shouldn't have led us to this!
[17:55] Kaoru
Which means...
[17:56] Kaoru
Detect only 500 grams or more!
[18:02] Kaoru
That's it!
[18:05] CC
What is it?
[18:11] Kaoru
I know where it's hidden.
[18:13] Kaoru
It's right here,
[18:14] Kaoru
inside the wall of the treasury!
[18:16] CC
Who in the world would hide it there?
[18:19] CC
Wait, that's exactly why, isn't it?!
[18:22] Kaoru
Now let's tear down this wall!
[18:24] CC
Right!
[18:36] Kaoru
Oh?
[18:40] Kaoru
Well, I'll just be going now.
[18:42] CC
Wait a minute!
[18:46] CC
Just put me in this hole
and close it up behind me.
[18:49] Kaoru
I'm sorry...
[18:51] Reyette
Kaoru, can I have some medicine?
[18:54] Kaoru
Huh?
[18:55] Reyette
My throat hurts.
[18:57] Kaoru
Maybe you caught a cold. Open wide for me.
[19:01] Reyette
Not like that.
[19:02] Kaoru
Huh?
[19:03] Reyette
Look.
[19:04] Kaoru
Did a bug bite you?
[19:06] Reyette
Uh-huh. I scratched it, and now it hurts.
[19:10] Kaoru
Here you go. Perfect for bug bites.
[19:15] Reyette
Thanks!
[19:16] Kaoru
You startled me.
[19:18] Kaoru
When you said your throat hurt,
I thought you were sick.
[19:22] Kaoru
But you meant it hurt on the
outside, not the inside.
[19:26] Kaoru
Not the inside, but the outside?
[19:32] Kaoru
Company Commander, I need something
hard that you wouldn't mind damaging!
[19:36] CC
Huh? Okay...
[19:41] CC
Hey! Wh-What are you doing?
[19:50] Kaoru
Not inside, but outside.
[19:52] Kaoru
The vault itself was the treasure.
[19:57] CC
Father! Ancestors! And Goddess Celestine!
[20:02] CC
The people of the Larsrick domain
will overcome this crisis
[20:06] CC
and proceed bravely into the future!
[20:09] Kaoru
But if you experience periods
of crop failure that often,
[20:13] Kaoru
won't you just use up all this treasure
[20:15] Kaoru
and end up falling into ruin anyway?
[20:17] CC
What?
[20:18] Kaoru
Buying your way out of this with money
[20:21] Kaoru
is just a temporary fix, not a solution.
[20:23] Kaoru
You need to solve the root of the problem.
[20:27] CC
But what else am I supposed to do, then?
[20:30] Kaoru
Analyze exactly why your crops have failed.
[20:34] Kaoru
If the problem is unseasonably cool summers,
[20:36] Kaoru
you can get seed rice from up north
that fares better in the cold
[20:39] Kaoru
and use the gold to fund test cultivation.
[20:41] Kaoru
Or if it's caused by droughts,
[20:43] Kaoru
you could dig a deeper well or
run a channel in from the river.
[20:47] Kaoru
For risk diversification,
[20:49] Kaoru
you could also farm things like
corn and potatoes, not just wheat.
[20:53] Kaoru
Potatoes might not turn into as much money,
[20:57] Kaoru
but when things go wrong,
lives matter over profits, right?
[21:00] CC
I see...
[21:01] Kaoru
Try to use it as effectively as you can.
[21:04] Kaoru
Yeah, I think I did one small
gold coin's worth of work here.
[21:09] CC
Thank you for your help today.
[21:11] CC
I've prepared a meal, as you can
see. Please eat before you go.
[21:14] Reyette
Yay!
[21:16] Kaoru
Um...
[21:18] CC
I'll introduce you.
[21:19] CC
This is my wife and my
two sons, Augustan and Clovis.
[21:22] Kaoru
Why is the whole family here?
[21:25] Kaoru
Wait... Don't tell me...
[21:28] Kaoru
He's fallen for me?!
[21:30] Kaoru
I see it! I see it now!
[21:32] Kaoru
The image of my future after
marrying into a viscount's family!
[21:36] Kaoru
We're certainly not wealthy,
[21:38] Kaoru
but we work hard at river management
and agricultural reform.
[21:40] Kaoru
The company commander's family
values me as a very capable wife.
[21:44] Kaoru
Then I have a baby, and everyone
in the domain loves me.
[21:47] Kaoru
Yeah, that could be pretty nice!
[21:50] 1st Son
Kaoru, I'd like to ask a favor of you.
[21:52] Kaoru
H-Here it comes!
[21:53] 2nd Son
No, wait a minute! Me first!
[21:56] 1st Son
No, me first!
[21:57] 2nd Son
No, me!
[21:59] Kaoru
I have no choice but to say that
line every girl dreams of saying!
[22:04] Kaoru
Oh, please!
[22:05] Kaoru
Don't fight over me!
[22:11] 1st Son
Enough!
[22:12] Sons
Kaoru!
[22:13] Sons
Please share your soldier
syndrome medicine with us!
[22:17] Kaoru
Yeah, I knew that.
[22:20] Kaoru
Damn it all!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Episode 12
SIGN "I Shall Survive Using Potions!"
[22:31] Kaoru
Sheesh... Another crazy day.
[22:35] Kaoru
This life is far from the
easy street that I wanted.
[22:38] Reyette
Thank you for stopping by.
[22:41] Kaoru
But I guess it's not so bad.
[22:45] Kaoru
I have to make more lunches tomorrow.
I should get to bed.
[22:49] Gum
Kaoru! Kaoru!
[22:54] Kaoru
Gum?
[22:55] Kaoru
Is some—
[22:56] Gum
There's trouble!
[22:57] Gum
It's Mal and Mol!
[22:58] Kaoru
Huh?
[23:09] Kaoru
They're burning up! This is no simple cold!
[23:12] Gum
They were fine earlier today.
They just suddenly...
[23:16] Kaoru
Gum?!
[23:20] Kaoru
Is this...
[23:27] Kid
Mommy, my throat hurts...
[23:36] Kaoru
An epidemic?!
E12 - I Shall Survive Using Potions!
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SIGN Kingdom of Jusral • Royal Capital Litenia
[00:06] Kaoru
The mysterious epidemic spread
throughout the city in no time.
[00:12] Kaoru
Symptoms included a severe cough, fever,
[00:15] Kaoru
headache, abdominal pain,
and joint pain throughout the body.
[00:19] Kaoru
Some wasted away and died
within as few as ten days.
[00:22] Kaoru
All medicines made by
pharmacists were ineffective.
SIGN Reyette's Atelier
[00:25] Kaoru
People had no choice but to hole
up in their homes and wait.
SIGN Closed Today
SIGN I Shall Survive Using Potions!
[00:37] Lt. Col.
Information is being strictly
regulated to prevent panic.
[00:42] Lt. Col.
That being the case,
this must not leave this room...
[00:46] Lt. Col.
but we've pinpointed the
source of the outbreak.
[00:54] Lt. Col.
The first case was observed
in the village of Goa,
[00:56] Lt. Col.
east of the capital.
[00:59] Lt. Col.
The army is currently keeping
the village under lockdown.
[01:01] Roland
But we're far past all hope
of that doing any good.
[01:06] Roland
It's unthinkable that a national course
of action hasn't been announced yet.
[01:10] Roland
Is the royal family of
Jusral that incompetent?
[01:15] Francette
If the army's lockdown continues,
[01:17] Francette
they'll eventually run out of food.
[01:20] Francette
The villagers will only
grow increasingly anxious.
[01:23] Emil
And more children will lose their parents.
[01:26] Belle
I wish we could do something.
[01:31] Kaoru
To keep quiet and wait for the storm to pass
[01:35] Kaoru
would probably be the
smartest thing to do here.
[01:38] Kaoru
Everyone in this room has
been given the potion I made,
[01:42] Kaoru
as have Gum and his friends.
[01:45] Kaoru
There's no chance of them
catching the disease.
[01:48] Kaoru
If I want to continue living in this
city as an ordinary drugstore owner,
[01:54] Kaoru
I should do nothing.
[01:56] Kaoru
Yeah, like hell I can do that!
[02:02] Kaoru
So what if my identity gets out?
[02:03] Kaoru
I'll just run away again!
[02:07] Kaoru
I made up my mind on that day
[02:09] Kaoru
that I'd live how I pleased in this world!
[02:12] Kaoru
That I'd exercise restraint,
but not hold back.
[02:14] Kaoru
That I'd reflect on my actions,
but not regret anything.
[02:20] Reyette
Big Sis Kaoru?
[02:23] Kaoru
Sorry for suddenly shouting like that.
[02:26] Kaoru
I bet that scared you, huh?
[02:28] Kaoru
I should apologize to all of you, as well.
[02:30] Kaoru
It looks like I'll have to
set out on another journey.
[02:33] Emil
You mean...
[02:36] Kaoru
Goddess Light will soon be back in action!
[02:43] Francette
I was waiting to hear you say that!
[02:45] Roland
That's exactly why you're our angel!
[02:48] Lt. Col.
A-Angel?
[02:50] Emil/Belle
All in accordance with her will!
[02:52] Reyette
With her will!
[02:55] Lt. Col.
Wha...
[02:56] Lt. Col.
What?!
[02:58] Lt. Col.
You're the angel that all
the rumors talked about?!
[03:04] Kaoru
And now, it's showtime!
[03:06] Kaoru
Angel Theater will now begin!
[03:16] Gum
That's the emergency call!
[03:21] Kaoru
We're going to eradicate the disease
spreading throughout the capital.
[03:25] Kaoru
All of us here will save not just
the capital, but the whole country, too.
[03:28] Gum
We are?
[03:30] Kaoru
Yes. You kids are the only
ones in this city who can.
[03:34] Kaoru
So there'll be no giving up, right?
[03:39] Kids
Wow, awesome!
[03:42] Kaoru
All of you, tell the people of the city
[03:45] Kaoru
that the owner of Reyette's Atelier will be
distributing a drug to fight the epidemic.
[03:49] Kaoru
Have them assemble before
the statue of the goddess
[03:51] Kaoru
in the central plaza before
the second morning bell rings.
[03:54] Kaoru
Everyone will be able to receive
the drug free of charge.
[03:57] Kaoru
Got all that?
[03:59] Kids
Yes!
[04:00] Kaoru
Split up and tell as many people as possible.
[04:03] Kaoru
Oh, and tell them to bring an
extra container to be filled
[04:06] Kaoru
for anyone they know who's
too sick to come in person.
[04:08] Kids
Got it!
[04:13] Kaoru
Roland, inform the nobles associated
with the royal family of this plan.
[04:17] Roland
All right.
[04:18] Kaoru
And as for the nobleman who messed
with our shop the other day...
[04:22] Roland
You mean Count Olam?
[04:24] Kaoru
Let him know, too.
[04:25] Roland
Huh?
[04:26] Kaoru
Now is not the time to be picky.
[04:29] Kaoru
Besides, if he thinks he can profit from it,
[04:33] Kaoru
he'll jump right on board.
[04:35] Roland
I get it.
[04:36] Roland
If the count's household acts, it'll make
it easier for other nobles to act.
[04:40] Roland
That's your plan, right?
[04:41] Kaoru
Yeah. I want to get this information
out to everyone at once.
[04:45] Kaoru
And Fran...
[04:49] Kaoru
Take these to Lieutenant Colonel Vonsas
and Company Commander Larsrick.
[04:53] Kaoru
Have the soldiers working
as guards drink them.
[04:56] Francette
Understood.
[05:01] Kaoru
Emil and Belle, go see the realtor
and cancel our contract with him.
[05:05] Kaoru
When you finish, go help
Gum and the other kids.
[05:08] Emil/Belle
Got it!
[05:09] Reyette
Big Sis Kaoru, what about me?
[05:12] Kaoru
Reyette, you're going to be my cheerleader.
[05:14] Reyette
Go, go!
[05:19] Kaoru
The operation to eradicate the epidemic...
[05:21] Kaoru
begins now!
[05:30] CC
Don't push! Form a line!
[05:32] 2nd Son
Those who are ill, come this way.
[05:38] Francette
Form a tight line over here,
please. No pushing.
[05:38] Lt. Col.
Don't worry. There's enough for everyone.
[05:43] Kaoru
Ah, ah. Mic check, mic check.
[05:48] CrowdA
What's that thing?
[05:49] Kaoru
Thank you all for coming.
[05:51] Kaoru
I'm Kaoru, the owner of Reyette's Atelier.
[05:54] Kaoru
I'm about to give you all potions
that will cure the epidemic.
[05:59] Kaoru
Once you drink it,
you won't catch the disease,
[06:02] Kaoru
and if you're already sick,
it'll cure you instantly.
[06:05] Kaoru
There's plenty for everyone
in the royal capital.
[06:09] Kaoru
So please don't rush, and follow
the soldiers' instructions.
[06:14] Kaoru
Otherwise...
[06:19] Kaoru
You'll face the goddess's punishment.
[06:23] Kaoru
My friend Celestine, protect us
from this evil disease!
[06:28] Kaoru
Come forth, miracle potion jar!
[06:42] Kaoru
The potion will never run dry.
I'll keep pouring out infinitely.
[06:46] Kaoru
The goddess's mercy is boundless!
[06:48] Kaoru
Give priority to the weak,
and accept it with righteous hearts.
[07:00] Old
Oh... I feel better!
[07:02] Grandson
Grandpa!
[07:04] Old
I'm so grateful! This drug is a miracle!
[07:10] Kaoru
This potion both prevents and cures the
epidemic currently plaguing the capital,
[07:17] Kaoru
and it loses its effect 24
hours after being collected.
[07:22] Kaoru
Those are the effects of this potion
[07:24] Kaoru
being infinitely created and circulated
within this goddess statue-shaped container.
[07:29] Kaoru
Foul play? That's just fine.
I make the rules here!
[07:35] Kaoru
Yeah, it is kinda similar
to that other thing, but...
[07:40] Kaoru
Well, putting that aside...
[07:42] CC
The sick, children, and elderly come first.
[07:46] CC
If you need to take some home,
have your container ready.
[07:48] CC
And don't even think about taking
extra and trying to sell it.
[07:55] Kaoru
Company Commander Larsrick.
[07:57] CC
Ah!
[07:58] CC
You've done it again. This is the
result of that one shot you fired.
[08:02] CC
Some are even helping us voluntarily.
[08:05] Kaoru
And I'll give these to you.
[08:08] CC
What's this?
[08:09] Kaoru
Give them to the king and his family.
[08:11] Kaoru
We can't have the king himself
lining up here, can we?
[08:16] CC
Ah, good point.
[08:18] CC
I was so preoccupied with saving the people,
[08:20] CC
that I completely forgot.
[08:22] CC
So take those to them and
earn a bunch of points.
[08:26] Kaoru
You need to restore the
Larsrick family name, right?
[08:30] Kaoru
Well, go on! Leave things here to us!
[08:33] Kaoru
Get moving, domain lord!
[08:35] CC
You have my gratitude, Kaoru.
[08:42] Marquis
Out of the way, commoners!
[08:44] Marquis
The miracle potion belongs to
the family of Marquis Sethdol!
[08:51] Kaoru
Fool!
[08:52] Kaoru
You must not value your life if
you would defy the goddess's will!
[08:58] Kaoru
Now, as you wish, I will grant you death.
[09:01] Kaoru
Then you won't have to worry about
falling victim to the epidemic.
[09:05] Marquis
Please, spare me!
[09:08] Kaoru
Then behold the power of the goddess!
[09:25] Kaoru
The goddess doesn't differentiate
between nobles and commoners.
[09:29] Kaoru
If you want the drug, get in line.
[09:30] Kaoru
Dirty tricks like cutting in
line will not be tolerated.
[09:33] Marquis
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[09:35] Kaoru
Soldiers, line up in front
of the statue on the left.
[09:38] Kaoru
Once you've had your share, listen to
your commander and help the people!
[09:44] Lt. Col.
You truly are an angel. Splendid work.
[09:47] Kaoru
I would have preferred to stay a
normal girl for a bit longer, though.
[09:50] Lt. Col.
Too late for that, I'm afraid.
[09:53] Lt. Col.
So what are you going to do after this?
[09:55] Kaoru
I'll go east.
[09:57] Lt. Col.
East?
[09:58] Kaoru
To the village believed to be
the source of the outbreak.
[10:01] Kaoru
I'll cut it off at the root.
[10:04] Lt. Col.
But our army has already locked
down the village of Goa.
[10:08] Kaoru
You mean you're going to leave it
until all the villagers are dead?
[10:14] Kaoru
I won't let you do that.
[10:16] Kaoru
I'm a pharmacist.
[10:18] Kaoru
If there are people suffering from illness,
[10:19] Kaoru
it's my job to get medicine to them.
[10:24] Lt. Col.
Then I will lead the way.
[10:27] Lt. Col.
It's the army's job to protect the populace.
[10:30] Lt. Col.
I'm only doing my job. Besides...
[10:33] Lt. Col.
Serving as the angel's guide now
might prove beneficial to me someday.
[10:40] Kaoru
Second Battalion Commander
of the Royal Capital Army,
[10:43] Kaoru
as a man I can trust,
I order you to guide me!
[10:47] Lt. Col.
Yes, ma'am! Your words honor me!
[10:50] Lt. Col.
I, Lieutenant Colonel Nevas von Vonsas,
will guard you with my life!
[11:03] Kaoru
Come on, stop being mad already, Ed.
[11:07] Ed
Sheesh! You just dumped me in the
stables as soon as we got to town!
[11:11] Ed
You never even came to see me!
[11:13] Kaoru
I'm sorry. I was really busy.
[11:16] Ed
And as soon as you need help, here you are!
[11:18] Ed
Some master you are!
[11:20] Kaoru
I said I was sorry.
[11:22] Lt. Col.
I know she can decipher coded languages,
[11:24] Lt. Col.
but she can speak to horses, too?
[11:37] Kaoru
Hello, people of this village.
I'm a pharmacist from the capital.
[11:41] Kaoru
I've brought a drug that cures the epidemic.
[11:44] Kaoru
With just a sip, you'll be instantly healed,
[11:47] Kaoru
and you'll never catch it again.
[11:51] Lt. Col.
We've already taken it, and as you
can see, it had no ill effects.
[11:54] Lt. Col.
In fact, it has saved the lives
of many in the royal capital.
[11:59] VillagerA
Y-You think it's true?
[12:05] Kaoru
Go on. Drink.
[12:15] VillagerA
It's delicious.
[12:17] VillagerA
I can breathe again... and the pain is gone!
[12:21] Villagers
Give me some!
[12:22] Villagers
Me, too!
[12:23] Villagers
I have a baby!
[12:24] Kaoru
There's plenty to go around.
[12:26] Kaoru
Please don't panic.
[12:40] Lt. Col.
I'm shocked. This village looked
to be on the verge of death.
[12:44] Lt. Col.
Now it looks like a festival.
[12:46] Lt. Col.
Was this also due to your powers, angel?
[12:49] Kaoru
You can call me Kaoru.
[12:50] Kaoru
Being called an angel just feeds my ego.
[12:53] Lt. Col.
You're you, all right.
[12:55] Lt. Col.
So what are you going to do now?
[12:58] Kaoru
Find the source of the
epidemic and get rid of it.
[13:00] Lt. Col.
You think you can?
[13:01] Kaoru
I can't say it's 100% guaranteed,
[13:03] Kaoru
but I do have an idea.
[13:06] Kaoru
And I have no intention of losing.
[13:12] Chief
This is the house where those
who died from the disease lived.
[13:15] Kaoru
Chief, do you know who showed symptoms first?
[13:19] Chief
Let me think...
[13:20] Chief
The first to fall ill were Mark and Kiara,
Joey and Martha, and Joshua.
[13:27] Roland
All of the first patients lived in
the houses nearest the mountains.
[13:31] Kaoru
Did they have anything in common?
[13:33] Kaoru
The things they ate,
their daily routines, anything at all?
[13:36] Chief
Hmm...
[13:39] Chief
Of course! The valley!
[13:41] Chief
Mark and Joey are hunters,
[13:43] Chief
Kiara and Martha are dyers,
[13:46] Chief
and Joshua is a fisherman.
[13:47] Chief
They all went out to this nearby
valley nearly every day.
[13:52] Kaoru
That's it!
[13:58] Ed
Just gonna leave me behind again, huh?
[14:05] Hunter
The valley is just ahead.
[14:09] Lt. Col.
Say, I've been wondering all
this time... What are those?
[14:13] Kaoru
I guess you could call these
glasses that help me find things.
[14:18] Kaoru
Let me correct that.
[14:19] Kaoru
It's a glasses-shaped container for a potion
that can detect things I'm searching for.
[14:24] Kaoru
It's the super-evolved form of my Hot
Spring Sensor and metal detector.
[14:28] Kaoru
I've dubbed it the Searcher.
[14:30] Kaoru
And the target of the search is the
pathogen that started this epidemic.
[14:34] Kaoru
Wait, I've got it already!
[14:36] Francette
Kaoru?
[14:37] Kaoru
They're moving too quickly to be bacteria,
[14:40] Kaoru
and their directions and speeds
are too varied to be airborne.
[14:46] Kaoru
Of course! That's an infected animal!
[14:50] Kaoru
This disease uses animals
to spread itself around!
[14:53] Kaoru
Let's hurry to the valley!
[14:55] Kaoru
Hang on.
[14:57] Kaoru
Broaden range.
[15:00] Kaoru
I think I've got the location
where it originated!
[15:03] Lt. Col.
What?!
[15:04] Kaoru
Be careful, everyone. We don't
know what we'll find.
[15:07] Kaoru
Roland, look out for Reyette.
[15:09] Roland
Got it.
[15:11] Kaoru
Everyone else, be alert to
all directions! Let's go!
[15:21] Kaoru
What's that?
[15:28] Kaoru
What the heck is this?!
[15:32] Kaoru
That's it!
[15:34] Francette
Kaoru, wh-what is that obviously
warped-looking thing?!
[15:39] Kaoru
Huh? Warped?
[15:41] Kaoru
Of course! If this is one of those things...
[15:45] Kaoru
You're up, urgent summoning device!
[15:59] Celestine
Where is the distortion?!
[16:01] Celestine
Wait... Kaoru?
[16:03] Celestine
Oh, so there's no distortion?
What did you need?
[16:06] Kaoru
That.
[16:07] Celestine
Huh?
[16:08] Kaoru
I thought that might be one of the
distortions you're looking for.
[16:12] Celestine
Wh-What?! It totally is!
[16:16] Celestine
A distortion! It's a distortion!
[16:19] Celestine
Oh, good. It's still small.
[16:22] Celestine
Okay, this is my chance!
[16:24] Celestine
I'm dispelling this distortion!
[16:26] Celestine
Get back! Get farther away from it, everyone!
[16:29] Reyette
Goddess?
[16:33] Kaoru
Everyone, run!
[16:35] Kaoru
If that hits you, it'll tear you in half!
[16:49] Celestine
Destroy it!
[16:53] Francette
It's coming!
[16:54] Kaoru
Too soon!
[16:56] Emil/Belle
Kaoru!
[17:06] Belle
I thought we were done for.
[17:08] Kaoru
I-I thought I'd be crushed to death.
[17:11] Kaoru
Wh-Where's Reyette?
[17:13] Roland
Right here, and safe.
[17:17] Kaoru
Wait, where's Fran?
[17:20] Francette
Goddess Celestine!
[17:22] Francette
Why couldn't you wait until
Kaoru was safely out of range?!
[17:27] Celestine
I-I'm sorry.
[17:28] Francette
Kaoru is in a human body right now!
[17:32] Francette
What would you do if
something happened to her?!
[17:35] Celestine
G-Good point...
[17:36] Kaoru
Oh, jeez! She's lecturing Celes!
[17:36] Francette
You're her friend! Show a
bit more concern for her!
[17:40] Kaoru
Wait, they're on the same wavelength?
[17:41] Celestine
Right...
[17:43] Francette
You know, anyone who calls herself
a goddess could learn from Kao—
[17:46] Kaoru
I think that's enough, Fran.
[17:49] Kaoru
Anyway, Celes, about that distortion...
[17:53] Celestine
What? The harmful effects of
the distortion have spread?
[17:57] Kaoru
A disease originating from
it has been spreading around.
[18:00] Kaoru
We stopped it in the capital
and the village near here,
[18:03] Kaoru
but I'm sure it's reached other areas, too.
[18:07] Kaoru
It was caused by a pathogen that came
from another world through a distortion
[18:10] Kaoru
and an invasion of animals
that were carrying it.
[18:13] Kaoru
So naturally, the cleanup and
restoration would be your job, right?
[18:18] Celestine
Oh, uh... Yes, maybe, but...
[18:21] Kaoru
Hmm... I wonder what that Earth guy would do.
[18:25] Kaoru
I bet he'd do a flawless job
without cutting any corners.
[18:30] Celestine
O-Of course!
[18:32] Celestine
Protecting humans from the
damage caused by distortions?
[18:35] Celestine
Of course that's my job!
[18:37] Kaoru
She's so easy.
[18:39] Kaoru
Okay, then, I'm counting on you to clean up.
[18:41] Kaoru
I feel bad for the animals that
caught the original pathogen,
[18:44] Kaoru
but you'll have to get rid of all of them.
[18:46] Celestine
Aw, but I'm not very good at detail work.
[18:50] Kaoru
If you go to great pains to protect humans,
[18:51] Kaoru
you might get a reward.
[18:53] Kaoru
He might even pat your
head and say, "Good job."
[18:58] Celestine
I can't waste any more time!
[19:00] Celestine
I really need to get to work!
[19:02] Celestine
Well, see you later, Kaoru!
[19:06] Reyette
Goddess...
[19:09] Kaoru
And that concludes this operation.
[19:12] Chief
Thank you so much, Miss Kaoru.
[19:16] Kaoru
Well, we'll be on our way now.
Thank you for everything.
[19:21] Lt. Col.
Wait, wait, wait!
[19:22] Lt. Col.
What about those things
you left in the capital?
[19:24] Kaoru
Oh, those?
[19:26] Palace Police
These should be managed by the palace!
[19:29] Temple Priest
What are you talking about?!
[19:31] Temple Priest
Miracles of the goddess fall
under the temple's jurisdiction!
[19:36] Both
These belong to us!
[19:40] Kaoru
I rigged them to self-destruct after five
days or if anyone tried to move them.
[19:46] Lt. Col.
You really thought this through, huh?
[19:48] Kaoru
This isn't my first time being on the run.
[19:51] Kaoru
I'll be able to live as an ordinary
girl again somewhere else.
[19:55] Lt. Col.
An ordinary girl? Where's an ordinary girl?
[20:01] Kaoru
The point is, I'm sick of
being treated like an angel!
[20:05] Kaoru
Which is why...
[20:06] Lt. Col.
Wait a minute!
[20:07] Lt. Col.
What about soldier syndrome? There are
still those who haven't recovered!
[20:11] Kaoru
You might as well give up... on...
[20:14] Lt. Col.
What is it?
[20:16] Kaoru
A potion that prevents and cures the disease
ravaging the capital with just one sip...
[20:25] Kaoru
Lieutenant Colonel, I don't think you need
to worry about soldier syndrome anymore.
[20:29] Lt. Col.
Huh?
[20:31] Kaoru
I don't think the soldiers in the
capital will ever get it again.
[20:35] Kaoru
And those who had it
should be all better now.
[20:38] Lt. Col.
R-Really?!
[20:39] Kaoru
Yes. And if I'm right, you can
take the credit for it.
[20:44] Kaoru
But in return...
[20:46] Lt. Col.
Yes.
[20:47] Lt. Col.
The angel and her companions
left to go somewhere else,
[20:51] Lt. Col.
and no one knows where.
[20:53] Lt. Col.
I'll tell them that.
[20:56] Kaoru
Well, then, let's go!
[20:58] Reyette
We're off!
[21:00] Kaoru
Hi-yo, Silver!
[21:01] Ed
Again, whose horse is that?!
[21:13] Francette
This road will soon intersect with
the road that runs north and south.
[21:17] Francette
Which way will we go?
[21:18] Kaoru
Who knows? We'll just go where life takes us.
[21:22] Belle
It might be nice to visit
the hot spring again, too.
[21:24] Roland/Emil
No way!
[21:25] Kaoru
Well, then...
[21:26] Kaoru
How about the ocean?
[21:28] Kaoru
We can follow up the hot springs with a
gourmet trip for all the seafood we can eat.
[21:32] Reyette
I'm in!
[21:33] Francette
That sounds nice!
[21:34] Belle
Wow! A hot spring with a view of the ocean?
[21:37] Roland/Emil
No way!
[21:38] Kaoru
Dear Nagase family,
Kyoko-sama, and Reiko-sama.
[21:43] Kaoru
I'm doing pretty well here in Verny.
[21:48] Kaoru
I haven't found my peaceful
life or a husband yet,
[21:52] Kaoru
but I've made precious friends.
[21:55] Kaoru
Come what may, I'm determined to
enjoy an easy life with my OP ability
[21:59] Kaoru
until the day I die.
[22:01] Kaoru
And until I achieve that goal...
[22:04] Kaoru
I, Nagase Kaoru, shall survive using potions!
[23:23] Kaoru
For watching until the end...
[23:25] All
We thank you very much.
[23:26] Reyette
Fank you very mush!
[23:28] Kaoru
Our journey isn't over yet, but for now...
[23:32] All
Goodbye, and take care!
[23:34] Reyette
Goodbye!