E9 - The Princess and the Assassin

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[00:01] Lexia
    I see.
[00:02] Lexia
    Now I have a general idea of
    your relationship with her.
[00:06] Lexia
    More importantly, Yuuya-sama,
    what was that magic you used earlier?
[00:10] Yuuya
    What?
[00:11] Lexia
    We moved from the edge of the
    Darkest Regions to this house in an instant!
[00:15] Yuuya
    Oh, I tried creating magic
    like that for transportation.
[00:19] Yuuya
    Was there something wrong with it?
[00:21] Lexia
    Honestly. Now, listen.
[00:23] Lexia
    You don't seem to know this, Yuuya-sama,
[00:26] Lexia
    but teleportation magic
    is the stuff of legends!
[00:28] Lexia
    It's magic that only exists in fairy tales
    and hasn't been confirmed elsewhere.
[00:33] Lexia
    If it's discovered that
    someone can use such magic,
[00:36] Lexia
    it will turn everything that
    society knows on its head!
[00:38] Lexia
    That will eventually lead to war!
[00:40] Yuuya
    It's that big an issue?
[00:41] Lexia
    It is! So, promise me that you won't use
    it in front of others without thinking.
[00:46] Yuuya
    I-I won't.
[00:50] Lexia
    Though, in a way, I suppose it's the
    sort of thing I should expect from you.
[00:54] Lexia
    And...
[00:56] Lexia
    exactly how long do you intend to
    continue pretending you're asleep?
[01:00] Luna
    So, you noticed.
[01:02] Lexia
    From the start. And of course
    Yuuya-sama noticed, as well.
[01:06] Yuuya
    What?
[01:06] Lexia
    But Yuuya-sama is kind, so he pretended not
    to notice and just watched over you.
SIGN    The Princess and the Assassin
SIGN    I Got a Cheat Skill in Another World
    and Became Unrivaled in The Real World, Too
[02:44] Lexia
    Well, then.
[02:45] Lexia
    Will you tell us about yourself?
[02:48] Luna
    What will happen if I talk?
[02:50] Lexia
    Who knows?
[02:51] Lexia
    But I would like to know more about you.
[02:56] Luna
    This is ludicrous. You should
    just hurry up and kill me.
[03:00] Yuuya
    Um...
[03:02] Yuuya
    I'd like to know more about you, too, Luna.
[03:05] Yuuya
    And why you'd do something like this.
[03:10] Luna
    It's not a very interesting tale.
[03:17] Luna
    I was an orphan.
[03:20] Luna
    I scavenged through garbage...
[03:22] Luna
    worked as a thief...
[03:23] man; background
    Hey, kid! Stop!
[03:26] man; background
    Crap. Where'd that kid go?
[03:26] Luna
    I struggled desperately
    every day just to survive.
[03:31] Luna
    One day, in spite of the kind of
    person I was, someone took me in.
[03:41] Luna
    That person taught me not only to read and
    write, but various other subjects, as well.
[03:47] Luna
    And also,
[03:48] Luna
    the means to survive.
[03:53] Luna
    Most of those techniques were
    related to assassination.
[03:56] Luna
    That person, my master, was a
    professional in that regard.
[04:01] Lexia
    Someone from the Dark Guild?
[04:03] Yuuya
    Dark Guild?
[04:04] Lexia
    Thievery, swindling,
    illegal drugs, killing...
[04:09] Lexia
    They are an unlawful organization
    which undertakes all manner of crimes.
[04:15] Luna
    Like my master, I joined the Dark Guild.
[04:20] Luna
    As I completed countless
    assassination assignments,
[04:24] Luna
    at some point, I became
    known as the Headhunter.
[04:28] Lexia
    The Headhunter?
[04:30] Lexia
    That assassin is so skilled that
    even I've heard of them!
[04:33] Yuuya
    Night, did you know?
[04:37] Yuuya
    So, you've known since the very beginning.
[04:41] Luna
    Then, just the other day...
[04:43] Luna
    I received a certain assignment.
[04:46] Luna
    The erasure of the first princess
    of the Arselia Kingdom.
[04:51] Luna
    And this is how that turned out.
[04:53] Luna
    Now, I've said what I have
    to say. Do what you wish.
[04:57] Yuuya
    Do what we wish?
[04:59] Luna
    The moment I attacked the princess,
    my execution was assured.
[05:03] Luna
    Once it's discovered that I've failed,
[05:05] Luna
    the Dark Guild will dispatch
    assassins to kill me.
[05:08] Luna
    Either way, I'm destined to die.
[05:11] Yuuya
    But that's...
[05:12] Luna
    What, are you worried for me?
[05:16] Luna
    You and I only trained
    together for a brief time.
[05:21] Luna
    You have no reason to worry
    yourself over someone like—
[05:24] Yuuya
    Of course I do!
[05:27] Yuuya
    It's true that the time we
    spent together was short,
[05:30] Yuuya
    but I enjoyed all of it,
[05:33] Yuuya
    and I still think of you as a friend!
[05:36] Yuuya
    So, stop saying such sad things!
[05:41] Luna
    But it's too late.
[05:44] Luna
    My future can't be changed.
[05:46] Lexia
    Excuse me! Could you not
    leave me out, please?
[05:51] Lexia
    Why do you keep speaking from the
    premise that you're going to die?
[05:55] Luna
    You can't possibly be suggesting
    that you'd let me get away.
[05:58] Lexia
    Hardly. Since we've met like
    this, you should serve me.
[06:02] Luna
    What?
[06:04] Lexia
    I'm saying that I'll take
    you on as a personal guard.
[06:06] Luna
    Wh-What are you thinking?
[06:09] Lexia
    The only ones who know that you
    attacked me are Yuuya-sama and me.
[06:14] Lexia
    If we keep quiet about it,
    it won't be a problem.
[06:17] Lexia
    And if you're the princess's guard, even the
    Dark Guild won't find it easy to get to you.
[06:22] Luna
    Don't you understand?
[06:24] Luna
    I'm a professional killer. I'm a criminal.
[06:26] Lexia
    You're too sensitive about trivial matters!
[06:29] Lexia
    Listen, here! You will allow 
    yourself to be hired by me!
[06:33] Luna
    It isn't so simple a matter.
[06:37] Luna
    And someone like me is not worthy to
    stand beside a light such as yourself.
[06:44] Luna
    I have murdered so many
    people with these hands.
[06:48] Luna
    My hands are irrevocably stained.
[06:53] Lexia
    What are you talking about?
[06:55] Lexia
    Your hands are beautiful.
[06:57] Lexia
    They really are beautiful.
[06:59] Lexia
    What do you do to make them so soft?
[07:02] Luna
    It's just because Yuuya's bath was— N-No!
[07:06] Luna
    That's not what I was talking about!
[07:08] Lexia
    Silence! Silence! Silence!
[07:13] Lexia
    You were not able to kill me.
[07:15] Lexia
    At that moment, you lost.
[07:17] Lexia
    And since you've lost, just behave
    yourself and obey me, the victor!
[07:21] Lexia
    Are you listening? You are my guard!
[07:25] Luna
    Y-Yes, milady.
[07:32] guard 1; male
    Captain! I can't keep going!
[07:35] guard 2; male
    For now, we should trust him and fall back!
[07:38] Owen
    Blast it!
[07:40] Owen
    Lexia-sama!
[07:42] Owen
    Please be safe!
[07:46] Luna
    You're really sure about this?
[07:48] Lexia
    I said it's fine, so it is.
[07:51] Lexia
    And you will call me Lexia.
[07:54] Lexia
    I will be calling you Luna.
[07:57] Luna
    What a tyrannical princess.
[08:00] Luna
    So, you're telling me that
    this is your first command?
[08:04] Luna
    Very well, then, Lexia.
[08:06] Lexia
    Good. Now, continue your explanation.
[08:09] Lexia
    You were saying something
    about Yuuya-sama's bath?
[08:13] Luna
    Listen and be amazed, Lexia.
[08:16] Luna
    Believe it or not,
    Yuuya possesses a bath drop item!
[08:20] Luna
    If one enters that bath, one not
     only recovers from fatigue,
[08:23] Luna
    but one's magic also recovers, and it
    has positive effects on beauty, as well!
[08:27] Lexia
    What? That's not fair!
    I will use that bath, too!
[08:31] Lexia
    Yuuya-sama, may I?
[08:32] Yuuya
    O-Of course.
[08:34] Lexia
    Hooray! Luna, you're coming in with me.
[08:37] Luna
    Wh-What?
[08:38] Lexia
    Come, come!
[08:39] Lexia
    Yuuya-sama, would you like to join us?
[08:41] Yuuya; Luna
    What?
[08:42] Luna
    L-Lexia?
[08:44] Yuuya
    N-No, thank you.
[08:46] Lexia
    My, what a shame.
[08:53] Lexia
    This feels wonderful!
[08:56] Luna
    Yuuya's bath really is the best!
[09:00] Lexia
    So, Luna, do you like Yuuya-sama?
[09:05] Luna
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[09:08] Luna
    Y-Yuuya and I are... just friends.
[09:13] Lexia
    Is that really the truth?
[09:15] Lexia
    It looks to me as though you have a
    lot of affection toward Yuuya-sama.
[09:21] Luna
    You're just imagining things.
[09:24] Lexia
    Then it shouldn't be a problem
    if I marry Yuuya-sama, right?
[09:28] Luna
    No, you can't!
[09:32] Lexia
    See?
[09:33] Luna
    No, this is just...
[09:35] Lexia
    If you're just friends, then it shouldn't
    be a problem if I marry him, right?
[09:41] Luna
    It's true that I do find him
    desirable as a training partner.
[09:46] Luna
    But if you ask me if it's more than that,
[09:49] Luna
    to be honest, I don't really know.
[09:54] Lexia
    It's settled.
[09:56] Lexia
    I hereby issue you a declaration of war!
[09:58] Luna
    A-A declaration of war?
[10:01] Lexia
    That's right.
[10:02] Lexia
    You may not realize it, but those
    feelings of yours are definitely love.
[10:06] Lexia
    And I am also in love with Yuuya-sama.
[10:09] Luna
    Love?
[10:12] Lexia
    Which is why this is now a battle.
[10:14] Lexia
    If I manage to marry Yuuya-sama, then I win.
[10:18] Luna
    What?
[10:19] Lexia
    What will you do? Are you all right
    with me taking Yuuya-sama away?
[10:26] Luna
    No.
[10:28] Luna
    Yuuya is mine!
[10:30] Lexia
    This means that you accept
    my declaration of war, then.
[10:35] Luna
    I could wish for nothing better.
[10:40] Lexia
    I see. Then, starting now,
    you are my guard and my rival!
[10:49] Yuuya
    Um... Then, I'll start getting dinner ready.
[10:53] Lexia
    Excuse me, Yuuya-sama!
[10:55] Yuuya
    Is something wrong?
[10:57] Lexia
    I'll make dinner!
[11:01] Lexia
    Take that!
[11:02] Lexia
    Eh? This is unexpectedly difficult.
[11:08] Lexia
    Honestly! Why won't this cut properly?
[11:13] Lexia
    Eh?
[11:14] Yuuya
    Um, Lexia-san?
[11:18] Yuuya
    I'm terribly sorry to ask, but...
[11:29] Luna
    Delicious!
[11:31] Yuuya
    I'm glad it suits your tastes.
[11:33] Lexia
    That's my Yuuya-sama!
[11:36] Luna
    Yuuya!
[11:37] Yuuya
    Y-Yes?!
[11:39] Luna
    Um... will you feed me?
[11:45] Yuuya
    What?
[11:46] Lexia
    Hold on, Luna.
[11:48] Luna
    My wounds aren't fully healed yet, you see.
[11:51] Luna
    Having to move around is difficult.
[11:58] Yuuya
    All right.
[12:02] Yuuya
    Here.
[12:04] Luna
    Thanks...
[12:15] Lexia
    Yuuya-sama!
[12:18] Lexia
    Feed me like you did Luna!
[12:20] Yuuya
    What?
[12:21] Yuuya
    But, Lexia-san, it isn't
    as if you're injured or...
[12:24] Lexia
    The princess commands you!
[12:27] Yuuya
    Y-Yes, milady.
[12:32] Yuuya
    Th-That's enough now, isn't it?
[12:35] Lexia
    No. Next, we'll feed you!
[12:39] Lexia
    Here, open wide!
[12:41] Luna
    Now, eat it all without hesitation!
[12:47] Yuuya
    All right.
[12:58] Yuuya
    Today was pretty exhausting.
[13:08] Yuuya
    Owen-san!
[13:15] Owen
    Lexia-sama!
[13:17] Owen
    You are unharmed!
[13:19] Lexia
    Unharmed? Nothing really happened.
[13:21] Yuuya
    I'm sorry. We got separated
    from you unexpectedly.
[13:27] Owen
    Well, there is much I would like to say,
[13:30] Owen
    but I'm sure you must have had a
    difficult time of it, Yuuya-dono.
[13:33] Owen
    And this is...?
[13:36] Yuuya
    Oh, I hadn't introduced you properly.
[13:39] Yuuya
    This is a new member of my family, Night.
[13:45] Owen
    Night-dono!
[13:46] Owen
    Thank you for saving Lexia-sama back there.
[13:52] Owen
    And the lady there is...?
[13:57] Yuuya
    Um...
[13:58] Lexia
    She's Luna, the assassin who tried to kill me.
[14:02] Lexia
    Starting now, she will
    be working as my guard.
[14:06] Yuuya
    L-Lexia-san!
[14:08] Lexia
    Oops! I told them.
[14:11] Owen
    Lexia-sama, please stand back!
[14:13] Lexia
    Owen, stop this!
[14:15] Owen
    I will not! She is the assassin
    who tried to kill you, is she not?
[14:20] Lexia
    That's right. That's why I've
    taken her on as a guard.
[14:23] Owen
    That reasoning doesn't make any sense.
[14:26] Lexia
    Oh, this is all too vexing!
[14:29] Lexia
    Luna, go ahead and take them down.
[14:32] Luna
    You're a fool, aren't you?
[14:34] Lexia
    Why would you say that?
[14:35] Yuuya
    Um, Owen-san. We reached an
    amicable agreement with Luna.
[14:39] Yuuya
    She's now a guard, just as Lexia-san said.
[14:42] Owen
    And if that was her objective as an assassin?
[14:46] Owen
    That would expose Lexia-sama to grave danger.
[14:51] Lexia
    You worry too much
    about every little thing.
[14:54] Lexia
    If Luna had still wanted to kill me,
[14:56] Lexia
    then she could have done it
    last night as we slept together!
[15:00] Owen
    S-Slept together?
[15:03] Lexia
    What? We stayed at Yuuya-sama's house.
[15:06] Lexia
    It's only natural that we
    slept together, isn't it?
[15:09] Owen
    Y-Yuuya-dono...?
[15:12] Yuuya
    I'm sorry.
[15:21] Owen
    I still can't trust her completely,
[15:24] Owen
    but we'll stop holding her at sword-point.
[15:29] Yuuya
    Um, Owen-san?
[15:32] Yuuya
    This is incredibly difficult to
    say at a time like this, but...
[15:38] Owen
    You can't go to the palace anymore?!
[15:41] Yuuya
    That's right.
[15:43] Lexia
    What? Yuuya-sama, you aren't coming with us?
[15:46] Yuuya
    I have a personal matter...
[15:48] Yuuya; internal
    And I have school.
[15:50] Yuuya
    I'm sorry. I could have made it
    if we'd left yesterday, but...
[15:57] Owen
    If you have plans, then it can't be helped.
[16:02] Yuuya
    I'm really very sorry!
[16:06] Owen
    Then, Yuuya-dono, please come to the royal
    capital when it is convenient for you.
[16:12] Owen
    If you follow this road,
    you will come upon a small village.
[16:15] Owen
    You can ask for directions
    to the capital there.
[16:20] Luna
    So, this is goodbye again.
[16:22] Yuuya
    Luna, um... you take care, too.
[16:26] Luna
    I will.
[16:28] Lexia
    Yuuya-sama!
[16:31] Lexia
    Next time, let's meet in the royal capital!
[16:46] Luna
    Th-This is, um...
[16:48] Luna
    a thank-you for everything up to now,
    and also a declaration of war!
[16:52] Luna
    Remember that until the next time we meet!
[16:56] Lexia
    Owen! Stop this carriage immediately!
[16:59] Owen
    What wonderful weather, don't you think?
[17:02] Lexia
    Owen! Stop the carriage! Stop it right now!
[17:05] Lexia
    I'm going to kiss Yuuya-sama, too!
[17:13] Yuuya
    Wow!
[17:15] Yuuya
    I didn't know a place like this existed!
[17:20] (Flashback) Luna; flashback
    A declaration of war!
[17:22] Yuuya
    I wonder what all of that was about.
[17:26] Yuuya
    Well, thinking about it won't do anything.
[17:28] Yuuya
    Hey, Night.
[17:30] Yuuya
    Doesn't it seem like taking a
    bath here would feel really good?
[17:38] Yuuya
    Open-air baths really are
    the best, aren't they?
[17:46] Yuuya
    Who are you?!
[17:49] Yuuya
    Did you climb into the bath
    when I was setting it up?
SIGN    Taming successful.
[17:54] Yuuya
    I-It looks like you've been Tamed by me.
[18:05] Yuuya
    Y-You're satisfied with that.
[18:07] Yuuya
    I guess I should try Appraisal.
SIGN    As the skill "Appraisal" has achieved a certain proficiency level, it has transformed into the skill "Discernment."
[18:10] Yuuya
    Hey, skills can get upgraded like this?
[18:13] Yuuya
    Okay, then. Discernment.
SIGN    Defense
SIGN    Agility
SIGN    Intelligence
SIGN    Luck
SIGN    Note: Ally of Yuuya Tenjou
SIGN    Mouju
SIGN    Level
SIGN    Skills: Magic Energy Manipulation
              Exorcise
               Cursebreak
              Holy Ground
SIGN    Magic
SIGN    Attack
[18:16] Yuuya
    Mouju?
SIGN    Mouju
[18:19] Yuuya
    Wait! I can see skills now!
[18:23] Yuuya
    Say, can we try this
    Holy Ground just to test it out?
[18:34] Yuuya
    Wow! My whole body feels lighter!
[18:38] Yuuya
    Is it a recovery skill?
[18:40] Yuuya
    Thanks!
[18:42] Yuuya
    I can see that you're pretty amazing.
[18:47] Yuuya
    I've gotta give you a name, too.
[18:52] Yuuya
    This color, like the
    sky just before dawn...
[18:57] Yuuya
    Okay! You're Akatsuki!
[19:00] Yuuya
    Nice to meet you, Akatsuki!
[19:04] Yuuya
    Huh? Now that I think
    about it, where's Night?
[19:10] Yuuya
    Oh, no!
[19:13] Yuuya
    That's right! Golden Week is over already!
[19:20] Yuuya
    I made it in time.
[19:23] Ms. Sawada
    All right! Let's start homeroom!
[19:26] Ms. Sawada
    Today, we're discussing the
    class competition event.
[19:28] Ms. Sawada
    This time, it's a ball-game competition!
SIGN    Ball-game Competition Events
SIGN    Ball-game Competition Events
     • Soccer
     • Basketball
     • Volleyball
     • Tennis
     • Ping Pong
     • Baseball
[19:31] Ms. Sawada
    The results of the Ball-game Competition
    will affect my, your homeroom teacher's, bonus.
[19:37] Ms. Sawada
    So, compete to the death, guys!
[19:40] class
    Yes, ma'am.
[19:42] Mr. Ooiwa
    From today until the Ball-game Competition,
[19:44] Mr. Ooiwa
    during P.E. we'll be working on the games
    featured as events in the competition.
[19:48] Mr. Ooiwa
    Today, it's soccer!
SIGN    Group A
     •Nitta •Hayama
     •Souya •Sonoda
     •Kanzaki •Katou
     •Aizawa •Koganei
     •Naganuma •Kurata
     •Tobe •Kazama
     •Namiki •Tamaki
     •Igarashi •Tenjou
     •Suidou •Kotegawa
SIGN    Group B
     •Fukumoto •Tatebayashi
     •Minobe •Yoshida
     •Noguchi •Watanabe
     •Tsuchiya •Kageno
     •Terashima •Tomizawa
     •Ichinose •Karogami
     •Hosoi •Nishiura
     •Arimura •Akizuki
     •Funai •Fujita
[19:50] Mr. Ooiwa
    I've split you up into co-ed teams.
[19:52] Mr. Ooiwa
    Do some stretching and we'll start the match!
[19:55] students
    Yes, sir!
[20:00] Shingo
    Yuuya-kun, you're the keeper?
[20:02] Yuuya
    Yeah. I don't really know the
    rules yet, so I'm starting here.
[20:06] Mr. Ooiwa
    Okay! Let's get started!
[20:09] Ryou
    All right!
[20:15] boy C
    Crap!
[20:18] boy O
    Ryou is way too good at this!
[20:20] boy I
    He could play the whole game
    solo, couldn't he?
[20:22] boy K
    But as long as we've got Ryou,
    we're sure to win.
[20:25] Kaede
    Ryou-kun really is amazing, isn't he?
[20:28] Rin
    Yes, but we have one more person
    who could be an ace in the hole.
[20:33] Rin
    Kaede, can you jump a little?
[20:36] Kaede
    Huh? Why?
[20:38] Rin
    It's okay, just do it.
[20:39] Kaede
    Um, like this?
[20:47] Kaede
    Huh? Huh?
[20:49] Rin
    Very nice. Keep it up!
[20:56] Shingo
    I didn't see anything! I'm not looking!
[20:59] Yuuya
    Me, neither.
[21:01] Kaede
    Rin-chan, stop that!
[21:04] Rin
    There must be a way to use these weapons of
    mass distraction during the competition!
[21:09] Ryou
    What are they doing? Those two...
[21:13] Akira
    Kaede-san! I have received your
    passionate message loud and clear!
[21:16] Rin
    Blast! We've raised the enemy's morale, too?
[21:19] Akira
    In my current state, I will
    not be beaten by anyone!
[21:22] Akira
    This is my, the Young Noble of Soccer's...
[21:25] Akira
    most powerful shot!
[21:29] Yuuya
    Hup!
[21:31] Akira
    Wha?!
[21:32] boy O
    Huh?
[21:33] boy H
    Just now, did...
[21:34] boy K
    Did he just teleport?
[21:37] Yuuya
    What should I do when I catch the ball?
[21:39] Ryou
    Yuuya!
[21:40] Ryou
    Since you've got it, try throwing
    it as hard and far as you can!
[21:45] Yuuya
    As hard as I can?
[21:48] Yuuya; internal
    That sensation I felt back then...
[22:01] Yuuya
    Does that count as a point?
[22:03] class
    That's what you're wondering about?!
[23:37] 5 classmates
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[23:41] Shingo
    I won.
[23:43] boy A
    Dang it!
[23:43] Ryou
    I lost!
[23:44] girl A
    Yuuya-kun is playing ping-pong?
[23:53] Director
    So, this is the place.
SIGN    Master and Apprentice