E7 - Little Demon Lord
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[00:03] Diablo
What's that haughty Laminitus
doing in my room?
[00:08] Diablo
In that outfit, no less!
[00:10] Laminitus
I would like to have you stay here
in Zircon Tower for a long time.
[00:19] Diablo
That's a lot to ask, considering...
[00:21] Diablo
Lumachina already requested my aid.
[00:24] (Flashback) Lumachina
I don't know if the Church can protect people
from the resurrected Demon Lord so long as
[00:29] (Flashback) ---
it's in the hands of those
indulging in selfish desires.
[00:32] (Flashback) Diablo
What do you intend to do?
[00:34] (Flashback) Lumachina
Well, I think I'll return
to the royal capital.
[00:37] (Flashback) Diablo
Have you forgotten that
people are after your life?
[00:42] (Flashback) Diablo
Do you want to die?
[00:44] (Flashback) Lumachina
Diablo-sama!
[00:46] (Flashback) Lumachina
Please lend me your power!
[00:50] Diablo
I guess I'll just have to go with her.
[00:53] Diablo
Now, how to explain that to Laminitus
like a Demon Lord would?
[00:57] Diablo
Hmph. My enemy lies in the royal capital.
[00:59] Diablo
If you plan to interfere, then I—
[01:02] Diablo
Wait, hey!
[01:03] Laminitus
There's no need to rush there, right?
[01:05] Laminitus
I've prepared a fitting show
of hospitality, you know.
[01:09] Diablo
Is this her idea of hospitality?!
[01:13] Laminitus
It's so hard, Diablo.
[01:15] Diablo
My horns! It's because I have horns!
[01:18] Laminitus
You're so strong, Diablo.
[01:21] Diablo
M-My body is Level 150...
[01:23] Laminitus
I think we can we both enjoy this.
[01:26] Laminitus
It's my nature to master everything I do.
[01:29] Laminitus
It'll be the best you've ever had.
[01:31] Diablo
What will?!
[01:34] Laminitus
I'll make sure you don't want to leave me.
[01:41] Diablo
I need to run right now!
[01:43] Diablo
There's a Fallen outside the window!
[01:45] Laminitus
What?
[01:47] Laminitus
Diablo?
[01:48] Laminitus
Hey!
[01:54] Laminitus
I'm not letting you get away next time,
[01:56] Laminitus
Diablo.
SIGN Episode 7 "Little Demon Lord"
[03:29] Shera
It's Faltra!
[03:31] Rem
We finally made it back.
[03:33] Rem
I hope Klem and Edelgard are all right.
[03:36] Shera
We asked Mei-chan to watch over them,
so I'm sure they're fine.
[03:39] Horn
We're heading to the royal capital
as soon as everyone's ready, right?
[03:42] Diablo
Yes.
[03:43] Diablo
And to that end, we'll first need a carriage.
[03:46] Rem
I'll make the arrangements for that.
[03:49] Horn
Oh, I'll go with you!
[03:52] Shera
What's the matter?
[03:54] Lumachina
I'd like to visit the church in this city.
[03:58] Shera
Huh? Is that safe?
[04:00] Rem
You're being targeted by the
Cardinals who control the Church.
[04:06] Rem
The priest here could turn
out to be an enemy, too.
[04:09] Lumachina
But there was a battle against the Fallen
recently here in Faltra, and many people...
[04:16] Lumachina
I want to offer prayers for their sacrifice.
[04:19] Rem
If that's the case...
[04:21] Shera
I'll show you the way there!
[04:23] Rem
I'll be worried if Shera's
your only guard, though.
[04:26] Shera
What?!
[04:27] Emile
In that case!
[04:30] Emile
If a woman needs protecting,
leave it to me!
[04:35] Emile
My name is Emile Bichelberger!
[04:38] Emile
I'm an ally to all women!
[04:40] Emile
And an ally to allies of women!
[04:43] Rose
Master, this human is suspicious.
[04:46] Horn
Who's this guy?
[04:48] Diablo
Well, he definitely does seem suspicious.
[04:51] Lumachina
Could I ask you to protect me?
[04:53] Lumachina
I'll be counting on your help.
[04:55] Emile
I'm happy you believe in me.
[04:58] Emile
I will protect you for sure!
[05:00] Sylvie
Hey!
[05:01] Sylvie
You shouldn't accept a quest
in the middle of another quest!
[05:05] Emile
But Guildmaster...
[05:07] Emile
It's defending a woman.
That takes highest priority!
[05:10] Sylvie
Honestly... You're in the middle
of sword training, you know.
[05:13] Rem
Sylvie, long time no see.
[05:16] Shera
We're back!
[05:17] Sylvie
Welcome back, Rem-san,
Shera-chan, and Diablo-san!
[05:22] Sylvie
You've got even more women
with you again, I see.
[05:24] Diablo
There are reasons for that.
[05:26] Sylvie
Looks like little has changed, then.
[05:28] Sylvie
Oh, by the way, Klem-chan is at a bakery
called Peter's in the southern district.
[05:33] Diablo
A bakery?
[05:34] Diablo
Is she there to buy biscuits or something?
[05:36] Sylvie
No.
[05:37] Sylvie
Apparently Edelgard-san started
working there part-time.
[05:41] Rem
A Fallen is working part-time at a bakery?
[05:46] Rose
Would this be the bakery in question?
[05:49] Diablo
Yes.
[05:55] Diablo
Wh-What in the world...
[05:57] Diablo
is this shady-looking shop?!
[06:03] Edelgard
Welcome...
[06:04] Edelgard
Welcome home,
[06:08] Edelgard
Demon Lord!
[06:10] Diablo
Edelgard, you're really
working here part-time?
[06:14] Edelgard
I will earn money to pay for
the Demon Lord's biscuits.
[06:23] Diablo
She's sure got it rough.
[06:24] Mei
Oh, it's Diablo-san!
[06:28] Mei
Welcome home, Demon Lord! Nyanya!
[06:32] Diablo
You're Mei, the girl from the inn.
[06:35] Diablo
What happened to Peace of Mind?
[06:38] Mei
We haven't been getting many guests lately.
[06:41] Mei
With the rumors about the Demon Lord's
resurrection, fewer people are traveling west.
[06:46] Diablo
She has it rough, too.
[06:49] Mei
Oh, this is a Fallen café, nya.
[06:51] Mei
Relax and enjoy yourself, nya!
[06:54] Diablo
A Fallen café?
[06:56] Diablo
I get it. That would keep
Edelgard from standing out.
[06:58] Peter
Hey, now, stop playing around.
[07:01] Edelgard
Boss...
[07:03] Peter
We're a normal bakery, you know...
[07:06] Peter
But it's all gone crazy since
we hired Edelgard-chan.
[07:10] Klem
They're so good!
[07:13] Diablo
Wait, Klem, that's where you were?
[07:16] Klem
Owner, bring out more biscuits!
[07:20] Peter
Jeez...
[07:21] Peter
This one's been eating
biscuits since this morning.
[07:23] Peter
Eat some bread now and then, too.
[07:26] Edelgard
The Demon Lord's orders are absolute.
[07:32] Edelgard
Refusing them warrants death.
[07:37] Peter
I'll go bake some biscuits!
[07:39] Diablo
Hang in there, owner!
[07:41] Diablo
World peace rests on this shop's biscuits!
[07:45] Klem
I see you've returned safely, Diablo.
[07:47] Diablo
I'm still traveling. We're heading
to the royal capital next.
[07:50] Klem
Did you butt into some trouble again?
[07:53] Diablo
Something like that.
[07:56] Klem
Watching you reminds me of the Hero.
[07:59] Diablo
That's not funny.
[08:01] Diablo
I'm the Demon Lord.
[08:03] Diablo
Though in this store, I just look
like a customer who's into the act.
[08:08] Klem
So what are you going to
the royal capital for?
[08:11] Klem
Is a Demon Lord like you going to side
with that Human who reeks of God?
[08:16] Diablo
Hmph.
[08:17] Diablo
I'm just going there to
crush some annoying pests.
[08:21] Klem
That's exactly what makes
you sound like the Hero.
[08:24] Diablo
Huh?
[08:26] Klem
Well, just try to be careful.
[08:28] Klem
There's an odd presence in the east.
[08:31] Klem
It's not a Demon Lord,
[08:32] Klem
but it's some kind of great power.
[08:35] Diablo
Oh?
[08:36] Celes
I'm interested in hearing about that.
[08:39] Celes
Long time no see, Diablo-san.
[08:42] Diablo
Celestine Baudelaire?!
[08:44] Diablo
What are you doing in a place like this?
[08:47] Celes
Oh, you know I can't leave this city.
[08:50] Celes
So what's wrong with having a little tea?
[08:52] Diablo
Yeah, but should the person responsible for
the barrier that keeps monsters out of Faltra
[08:54] Klem
The biscuits here are delicious!
[08:56] ---
be visiting a café where
the Demon Lord's present?
[08:56] Celes
My, perhaps I should try some, then.
[08:59] Celes
Oh, actually... I guess it's because
[09:03] ---
I asked her to watch over Klem when we left.
[09:06] Celes
Klem-chan and I are café buddies.
[09:09] Klem
We are!
[09:11] Diablo
How peaceful.
[09:13] Punk
Hey, hey!
[09:14] Punk
Who gave you permission to run a shop here?!
[09:18] Punk
You don't think the Measmos
family means business?!
[09:21] Peter
H-Heavens, no!
[09:22] Punk
Huh?!
[09:24] Diablo
Ugh, what's going on now?
I don't want to get involved.
[09:27] Punk
Hey, today's your lucky day.
[09:30] Punk
We'll sell you this Pig Statue
of Profitable Business
[09:32] Punk
that the Mage's Association
created for just 10,000 friths!
[09:36] Peter
That's so much money!
[09:37] Punk
You know you're happy about it!
[09:40] Punk
Come on, buy it!
[09:40] Celes
I don't recall us ever making
something in such poor taste.
[09:42] Peter
Please, spare me!
[09:45] Punk
You think we don't mean business, huh?!
[09:45] Edelgard
What a problem.
[09:47] Edelgard
Customers are precious.
[09:50] Peter
But still...
[09:51] Punk
You okay with not being able to do
business anymore? Huh, huh, huh?!
[09:51] Mei
So they're finally showing
up around here, too...
[09:54] Punk
Come on!
[09:55] Diablo
Oh, well...
[09:56] Punk
Pay up, damn it!
[10:08] Punk
Look! Now you're causing
trouble for your customers!
[10:12] Diablo
You idiot!
[10:18] Klem
Infinity—
[10:21] Diablo
Don't kill him!
[10:28] Klem
You imbecile.
[10:30] Klem
You've angered a Demon Lord.
[10:32] Klem
You should pay for your lack of knowledge
and character with a violent death.
[10:32] Punk
My nose is bleeding!
[10:38] Klem
Or so I would like to say,
[10:39] Klem
but my master has ordered me not
to kill you, so I have to let you off.
[10:43] Punk
W-We won't forget this!
[10:46] Klem
Who was that?
[10:48] Peter
A-A member of the Measmos family.
[10:51] Mei
To be blunt, they're a
criminal organization, nya.
[10:54] Mei
But they're smart about the way they operate,
[10:56] Mei
so the local knights haven't
been able to arrest them.
[10:58] Peter
Many people in the city have
suffered at their hands.
[11:01] Peter
I have no choice now but to close up shop.
[11:06] Klem
But then I won't be able
to eat any biscuits!
[11:10] Klem
Damn that Measmos family!
[11:12] Klem
I'll exterminate them!
[11:15] Diablo
Hey, now...
[11:17] Measmos
Oh? There was someone that strong there?
[11:20] Punk
My apologies, boss!
[11:23] Measmos
Interesting.
[11:28] Diablo
Rust Burst!
[11:36] Klem
That's a rather plain spell
for you to use, isn't it?
[11:39] Klem
What happened to the one
you used against me?
[11:43] Diablo
Which one?
[11:44] Klem
Apocalypse Abyss, was it?
[11:47] Diablo
If I used that one, this whole
area would become a wasteland!
[11:51] Diablo
I don't enjoy meaningless
commotion, that's all.
[11:55] Flunky
What's all this commotion?!
[11:57] Flunky
Which organization are you with?!
[12:01] Flunky
Do you realize this belongs
to the Measmos family?!
[12:05] Edelgard
You dare defy...
[12:09] Edelgard
the Demon Lord?
[12:12] Edelgard
I'll kill you!
[12:14] Edelgard
I'll kill all of them!
[12:17] Flunky
Wh-Who is this?!
[12:20] Diablo
This is bad!
[12:22] Diablo
If they kill anyone, even villains,
they won't be able to stay in the city!
[12:26] Rose
Please wait.
[12:28] Rose
You mustn't kill them.
[12:30] Diablo
Rose!
[12:31] Rose
Death is too lenient for any
fool who dares to defy Master.
[12:36] Rose
We must mince their limbs one by one
[12:38] Rose
and teach them the full weight
of the sins they've committed.
[12:43] Diablo
That's even worse!
[12:45] Flunky
Quit screwing around!
[12:46] Flunky
Don't underestimate us!
[12:49] Diablo
If this keeps going, we're in trouble.
[12:51] Diablo
Explosion!
[12:59] Flunky
Was that magic?
[13:01] Diablo
Hmph.
[13:01] Diablo
So slow.
[13:03] Diablo
You three stand back.
[13:04] Rose
Pardon me.
[13:06] Edelgard
No fair!
[13:07] Edelgard
I want to get them, too!
[13:10] Diablo
But if you do it, you'll kill them!
[13:16] Klem
For crying out loud! Where is this Measmos guy?
[13:21] Flunky
What power!
[13:23] Scarface
My goodness...
[13:25] Scarface
I can't believe anyone's dumb
enough to storm the mansion.
[13:29] Scarface
Apparently, they don't know
that I've been hired.
[13:32] Flunky
Scarface is finally going to act!
[13:35] Flunky
Yeah!
[13:37] Flunky
He's the living legend who
defeated that Grand Orc in a duel!
[13:42] Flunky
He did it barehanded, too!
[13:48] Klem
Are you Measmos?
[13:51] Scarface
If you can beat me,
I'll tell you where the boss is.
[13:55] Klem
You're not Measmos?
[13:56] Klem
I came here to see Measmos,
and I keep finding anything but!
[14:01] Scarface
It goes against my policy to
hit women and children,
[14:04] Scarface
but I'll make exceptions if it's for the job.
[14:06] Scarface
I won't hold back!
[14:11] Klem
Yah.
[14:17] Klem
How was that?!
[14:20] Edelgard
Impressive.
[14:22] Diablo
You went overboard.
[14:24] Rose
I thought we were getting him
to tell us where Measmos is?
[14:27] Klem
I screwed up!
[14:32] Diablo
Hey!
[14:33] Diablo
If you value your life, then answer me.
[14:37] Measmos
You still haven't defeated the intruders?
[14:40] Flunky
Rest assured, Scarface will
take care of them soon enough.
[14:44] Measmos
I thought he was too expensive,
[14:46] Measmos
but he's reassuring to have at a time like this.
[14:51] Klem
Hey! Is Measmos in here?!
[14:57] Measmos
I didn't think you'd make it this far.
[15:05] Measmos
Wh-Wh-What organization hired you?!
[15:09] Measmos
The Lord? The Commerce Guild?
[15:12] Measmos
How much did they pay you?! How much?!
[15:12] Diablo
This is their boss?
[15:14] Measmos
Tell me! Come on, tell me!
[15:14] Diablo
He's just some shabby old dude.
[15:16] Measmos
I-I know! Why don't you side with me?
[15:19] Measmos
I can pay you!
[15:20] Measmos
I'll pay double!
[15:21] Klem
I don't care about the organizations
of the mortal races.
[15:24] Klem
This is pure retaliation!
[15:28] Measmos
Wh-What are you talking about?
[15:31] Diablo
Yeah, I guess there's no way he'd understand.
[15:33] Diablo
Who'd expect a Demon Lord to attack
in retaliation for ruining her biscuits?
[15:38] Klem
I'll slaughter you all!
[15:40] Klem
You can regret angering the
Demon Lord in the afterlife!
[15:45] Diablo
Oh, no!
[15:46] Diablo
Wait!
[15:47] Klem
Infinity Detonation!
[16:07] Klem
Diablo! Why can I not kill this man, either?
[16:13] Diablo
If I said, "Even if they're a villain,
I don't want to see anyone die,"
[16:17] Diablo
it wouldn't be in character for a Demon Lord.
[16:19] Diablo
What do I do?
[16:20] Edelgard
Oh, I know.
[16:22] Edelgard
We'll mince his limbs...
[16:25] Rose
And teach him the weight of his sins.
[16:30] Diablo
No!
[16:32] Diablo
Don't you dare!
[16:34] Diablo
In short, even if we kill him,
his evil deeds won't go away.
[16:37] Klem
But wouldn't killing him be quicker?
[16:40] Diablo
It's no use!
[16:41] Diablo
My party members have nothing
but murder on their minds!
[16:45] Edelgard
I know!
[16:46] Edelgard
We have him apologize for his crimes!
[16:48] Klem
Apologize?
[16:49] Klem
Is that really enough?
[16:51] Edelgard
The boss taught me to apologize
when I broke the dishes.
[16:58] Diablo
Ah, yes!
[16:59] Diablo
Exactly!
[17:01] Diablo
Have him atone by doing good deeds
equal to the crimes he's committed.
[17:04] Klem
Oh, that idea kind of sounds better!
[17:07] Klem
That's just like you, Diablo!
[17:09] Klem
Did you hear him?!
[17:11] Measmos
Yes! I heard him clearly!
[17:14] Klem
So as he said, you're going to do good things!
[17:17] Measmos
Yes! I'll do good things, as he said!
[17:20] Klem
Now you've said it.
[17:21] Klem
And if you try to deceive this Demon Lord,
I'll feed you to a hundred monsters,
[17:26] Klem
so bear that in mind.
[17:35] Klem
Sheesh... Dragging that
God-reeking woman around...
[17:41] Rem
You went through all that?
[17:43] Lumachina
That sounds rough.
[17:45] Horn
But that's the boss for you!
[17:48] Shera
Yeah, Hiaflo's infrehifle!
[17:51] Galford
Excuse me.
[17:53] Crowd
Oh, my...
[17:53] Crowd
Galford-sama?
[17:55] Crowd
Didn't expect that.
[17:57] Diablo
Ack! Galford?!
[18:01] Galford
It's been a while, Diablo.
[18:03] Diablo
What do you want? I'm eating here.
[18:06] Galford
I'm not here for you today.
[18:09] Galford
A certain suspicion has been
raised about that child.
[18:13] Klem
Huh? Who are you?
[18:16] Galford
I'm the Lord in charge of
this Fortress City, Faltra...
[18:19] Galford
Chester Ray Galford.
[18:22] Klem
Oh? So you're this city's...
[18:24] Klem
I see.
[18:25] Klem
The biscuits here are delicious!
[18:28] Klem
You have my praise!
[18:29] Galford
One of my subordinates undercover
with a certain organization
[18:32] ---
delivered an intriguing report.
[18:35] Galford
He said a young girl attacked the organization
with magic he'd never seen before,
[18:39] Galford
and claimed she was a Demon Lord.
[18:43] Galford
Is that true?
[18:44] Diablo
He had men undercover
with the Measmos family?
[18:47] Diablo
You're that passionate
about your work, Galford?
[18:51] Rem
Lord, Klem is still a child!
[18:54] Galford
I know.
[18:55] Galford
I don't intend to accept
every report as fact.
[18:59] Rem
Then...
[18:59] Galford
I'll conduct a thorough investigation
at our military facility.
[19:03] Galford
Surely you won't refuse, right?
[19:06] Rem
Th-That's...
[19:10] Diablo
Do you intend to take action against me?
[19:13] Galford
I would prefer not to...
[19:15] Galford
But I can't turn a blind eye to a
Demon Lord and Fallen within the city.
[19:20] Galford
Even if it costs my life.
[19:25] Mei
Um...
[19:27] Galford
What?
[19:28] Mei
Excuse me for interrupting, nya.
[19:30] Mei
The owner of the bakery's here for Klem-chan.
[19:33] Peter
Hello.
[19:34] Klem
Oh, Owner! What did you need?
[19:37] Peter
Well, we had a messenger from the
Measmos family come by after that,
[19:40] Peter
and they said they won't
demand tribute anymore.
[19:43] Peter
They even left money in apology.
[19:45] Peter
They said it was a promise to you, Klem-chan.
[19:49] Peter
Now I can keep the shop going!
[19:52] Peter
Thank you so much!
[19:54] Klem
I see, I see.
[19:56] Klem
Well, Diablo's the one who
encouraged them to do that.
[19:59] Diablo
Oh, I didn't do anything.
[20:02] Peter
Come by our shop again, Demon Lord!
[20:06] Peter
Oh, Galford-sama...
[20:08] Peter
Demon Lord is just a name
we use for fun in the shop.
[20:12] Galford
For fun?
[20:14] Celes
Oh, my...
[20:15] Celes
The Lord.
[20:17] Galford
Celestine Baudelaire?
[20:20] Galford
Should you be walking around at night?
[20:22] Celes
Tonight is special.
[20:24] Celes
I wanted to thank Klem-chan.
[20:27] Celes
The people who pretended to be with the
Mage's Association to sell things like this
[20:30] ---
came by to apologize.
[20:32] Celes
Looks like it was thanks to you.
[20:34] Celes
Thank you.
[20:36] Klem
I see, I see.
[20:39] Mei
Um...
[20:41] Galford
Is there still more?
[20:44] Mei
Nyan!
[20:46] Mei
There are a lot more people who
came here to say thank you, nya!
[20:49] Townsfolk
She saved us!
[20:49] Mei
Can I let them in, nya?
[20:50] Townsfolk
Those men won't be coming
to our shop anymore!
[20:54] Both
Yo! Yo!
[20:56] DJKoo
You helped and saved and
spared our shop too, hoo!
[21:01] DJMotsu
A banging thank you! I love you!
[21:04] DJKoo
Klem-chan rules!
[21:06] DJMotsu
Yo!
[21:11] Galford
I think I'll take my leave.
[21:12] Rem
Huh?!
[21:13] Rem
U-Um, but why?
[21:16] Galford
There's no Demon Lord who would earn
such gratitude from so many citizens.
[21:21] Galford
And I don't have enough time to spare
for investigating impossible suspicions.
[21:31] Diablo
Thank goodness.
[21:35] Lumachina
Thank you for all your help,
[21:37] Lumachina
adventurer Emile Bichelberger.
[21:41] Emile
It's a shame I can't go with you!
[21:43] Emile
Please be well.
[21:44] Rem
That's the Head Priest for you.
[21:46] Shera
She didn't falter at all.
[21:47] Slyvie
I'm sure it'll be difficult,
but good luck, Diablo-san.
[21:51] Diablo
Hmph. I'm the Demon Lord.
[21:53] Diablo
It won't be a problem.
[21:57] Lumachina
Now, let's set out!
[21:59] Lumachina
To the Great Cathedral of the
royal capital, Seven Wall!
[22:06] Vishos
Oh? So Lumachina's still alive.
[22:10] Grun
Yes.
[22:11] Vishos
Well, no matter.
[22:13] Vishos
She won't make it in time now.
[23:50] Alicia
This world needs a purge brought
about by a Demon Lord! Right now!
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[23:53] Vishos
Welcome home, Lumachina-sama.
[23:56] Lumachina
No matter how great the cost, you must
repent for the sins you've committed!
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