E7 - Little Demon Lord Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Diablo     What's that haughty Laminitus     doing in my room? [00:13] Diablo     In that outfit, no less! [00:15] Laminitus     I would like to have you stay here     in Zircon Tower for a long time. [00:24] Diablo     That's a lot to ask, considering... [00:26] Diablo     Lumachina already requested my aid. [00:29] (Flashback) Lumachina     I don't know if the Church can protect people     from the resurrected Demon Lord so long as [00:34] (Flashback) ---     it's in the hands of those     indulging in selfish desires. [00:37] (Flashback) Diablo     What do you intend to do? [00:39] (Flashback) Lumachina     Well, I think I'll return     to the royal capital. [00:42] (Flashback) Diablo     Have you forgotten that     people are after your life? [00:47] (Flashback) Diablo     Do you want to die? [00:49] (Flashback) Lumachina     Diablo-sama! [00:51] (Flashback) Lumachina     Please lend me your power! [00:55] Diablo     I guess I'll just have to go with her. [00:58] Diablo     Now, how to explain that to Laminitus     like a Demon Lord would? [01:02] Diablo     Hmph. My enemy lies in the royal capital. [01:04] Diablo     If you plan to interfere, then I— [01:07] Diablo     Wait, hey! [01:08] Laminitus     There's no need to rush there, right? [01:10] Laminitus     I've prepared a fitting show      of hospitality, you know. [01:14] Diablo     Is this her idea of hospitality?! [01:18] Laminitus     It's so hard, Diablo. [01:20] Diablo     My horns! It's because I have horns! [01:23] Laminitus     You're so strong, Diablo. [01:26] Diablo     M-My body is Level 150... [01:28] Laminitus     I think we can we both enjoy this. [01:31] Laminitus     It's my nature to master everything I do. [01:34] Laminitus     It'll be the best you've ever had. [01:36] Diablo     What will?! [01:39] Laminitus     I'll make sure you don't want to leave me. [01:46] Diablo     I need to run right now! [01:48] Diablo     There's a Fallen outside the window! [01:50] Laminitus     What? [01:52] Laminitus     Diablo? [01:53] Laminitus     Hey! [01:59] Laminitus     I'm not letting you get away next time, [02:01] Laminitus     Diablo. SIGN    Episode 7 "Little Demon Lord" [03:34] Shera     It's Faltra! [03:36] Rem     We finally made it back. [03:38] Rem     I hope Klem and Edelgard are all right. [03:41] Shera     We asked Mei-chan to watch over them,     so I'm sure they're fine. [03:44] Horn     We're heading to the royal capital     as soon as everyone's ready, right? [03:47] Diablo     Yes. [03:48] Diablo     And to that end, we'll first need a carriage. [03:51] Rem     I'll make the arrangements for that. [03:54] Horn     Oh, I'll go with you! [03:57] Shera     What's the matter? [03:59] Lumachina     I'd like to visit the church in this city. [04:03] Shera     Huh? Is that safe? [04:05] Rem     You're being targeted by the     Cardinals who control the Church. [04:11] Rem     The priest here could turn     out to be an enemy, too. [04:14] Lumachina     But there was a battle against the Fallen      recently here in Faltra, and many people... [04:21] Lumachina     I want to offer prayers for their sacrifice. [04:24] Rem     If that's the case... [04:26] Shera     I'll show you the way there! [04:28] Rem     I'll be worried if Shera's     your only guard, though. [04:31] Shera     What?! [04:32] Emile     In that case! [04:35] Emile     If a woman needs protecting,     leave it to me! [04:40] Emile     My name is Emile Bichelberger! [04:43] Emile     I'm an ally to all women! [04:46] Emile     And an ally to allies of women! [04:48] Rose     Master, this human is suspicious. [04:51] Horn     Who's this guy? [04:53] Diablo     Well, he definitely does seem suspicious. [04:56] Lumachina     Could I ask you to protect me? [04:58] Lumachina     I'll be counting on your help. [05:00] Emile     I'm happy you believe in me. [05:03] Emile     I will protect you for sure! [05:05] Sylvie     Hey! [05:06] Sylvie     You shouldn't accept a quest     in the middle of another quest! [05:10] Emile     But Guildmaster... [05:12] Emile     It's defending a woman.     That takes highest priority! [05:15] Sylvie     Honestly... You're in the middle     of sword training, you know. [05:18] Rem     Sylvie, long time no see. [05:21] Shera     We're back! [05:22] Sylvie     Welcome back, Rem-san,     Shera-chan, and Diablo-san! [05:27] Sylvie     You've got even more women     with you again, I see. [05:29] Diablo     There are reasons for that. [05:31] Sylvie     Looks like little has changed, then. [05:33] Sylvie     Oh, by the way, Klem-chan is at a bakery     called Peter's in the southern district. [05:38] Diablo     A bakery? [05:39] Diablo     Is she there to buy biscuits or something? [05:41] Sylvie     No. [05:42] Sylvie     Apparently Edelgard-san started     working there part-time. [05:46] Rem     A Fallen is working part-time at a bakery? [05:51] Rose     Would this be the bakery in question? [05:54] Diablo     Yes. [06:00] Diablo     Wh-What in the world... [06:02] Diablo     is this shady-looking shop?! [06:08] Edelgard     Welcome... [06:09] Edelgard     Welcome home, [06:13] Edelgard     Demon Lord! [06:15] Diablo     Edelgard, you're really     working here part-time? [06:19] Edelgard     I will earn money to pay for     the Demon Lord's biscuits. [06:28] Diablo     She's sure got it rough. [06:29] Mei     Oh, it's Diablo-san! [06:33] Mei     Welcome home, Demon Lord! Nyanya! [06:37] Diablo     You're Mei, the girl from the inn. [06:40] Diablo     What happened to Peace of Mind? [06:43] Mei     We haven't been getting many guests lately. [06:46] Mei     With the rumors about the Demon Lord's     resurrection, fewer people are traveling west. [06:51] Diablo     She has it rough, too. [06:54] Mei     Oh, this is a Fallen café, nya. [06:56] Mei     Relax and enjoy yourself, nya! [06:59] Diablo     A Fallen café? [07:01] Diablo     I get it. That would keep     Edelgard from standing out. [07:03] Peter     Hey, now, stop playing around. [07:06] Edelgard     Boss... [07:08] Peter     We're a normal bakery, you know... [07:11] Peter     But it's all gone crazy since     we hired Edelgard-chan. [07:15] Klem     They're so good! [07:18] Diablo     Wait, Klem, that's where you were? [07:21] Klem     Owner, bring out more biscuits! [07:25] Peter     Jeez... [07:26] Peter     This one's been eating     biscuits since this morning. [07:28] Peter     Eat some bread now and then, too. [07:31] Edelgard     The Demon Lord's orders are absolute. [07:37] Edelgard     Refusing them warrants death. [07:42] Peter     I'll go bake some biscuits! [07:44] Diablo     Hang in there, owner! [07:46] Diablo     World peace rests on this shop's biscuits! [07:50] Klem     I see you've returned safely, Diablo. [07:52] Diablo     I'm still traveling. We're heading     to the royal capital next. [07:55] Klem     Did you butt into some trouble again? [07:58] Diablo     Something like that. [08:01] Klem     Watching you reminds me of the Hero. [08:04] Diablo     That's not funny. [08:06] Diablo     I'm the Demon Lord. [08:08] Diablo     Though in this store, I just look     like a customer who's into the act. [08:13] Klem     So what are you going to     the royal capital for? [08:16] Klem     Is a Demon Lord like you going to side     with that Human who reeks of God? [08:21] Diablo     Hmph. [08:22] Diablo     I'm just going there to     crush some annoying pests. [08:26] Klem     That's exactly what makes     you sound like the Hero. [08:29] Diablo     Huh? [08:31] Klem     Well, just try to be careful. [08:33] Klem     There's an odd presence in the east. [08:36] Klem     It's not a Demon Lord, [08:37] Klem     but it's some kind of great power. [08:40] Diablo     Oh? [08:41] Celes     I'm interested in hearing about that. [08:44] Celes     Long time no see, Diablo-san. [08:47] Diablo     Celestine Baudelaire?! [08:49] Diablo     What are you doing in a place like this? [08:52] Celes     Oh, you know I can't leave this city. [08:55] Celes     So what's wrong with having a little tea? [08:57] Diablo     Yeah, but should the person responsible for     the barrier that keeps monsters out of Faltra [08:59] Klem     The biscuits here are delicious! [09:01] ---     be visiting a café where     the Demon Lord's present? [09:01] Celes     My, perhaps I should try some, then. [09:04] Celes     Oh, actually... I guess it's because [09:08] ---     I asked her to watch over Klem when we left. [09:11] Celes     Klem-chan and I are café buddies. [09:14] Klem     We are! [09:16] Diablo     How peaceful. [09:18] Punk     Hey, hey! [09:19] Punk     Who gave you permission to run a shop here?! [09:23] Punk     You don't think the Measmos     family means business?! [09:26] Peter     H-Heavens, no! [09:27] Punk     Huh?! [09:29] Diablo     Ugh, what's going on now?     I don't want to get involved. [09:32] Punk     Hey, today's your lucky day. [09:35] Punk     We'll sell you this Pig Statue     of Profitable Business [09:37] Punk     that the Mage's Association     created for just 10,000 friths! [09:41] Peter     That's so much money! [09:42] Punk     You know you're happy about it! [09:45] Punk     Come on, buy it! [09:45] Celes     I don't recall us ever making     something in such poor taste. [09:47] Peter     Please, spare me! [09:50] Punk     You think we don't mean business, huh?! [09:50] Edelgard     What a problem. [09:52] Edelgard     Customers are precious. [09:55] Peter     But still... [09:56] Punk     You okay with not being able to do     business anymore? Huh, huh, huh?! [09:56] Mei     So they're finally showing     up around here, too... [09:59] Punk     Come on! [10:00] Diablo     Oh, well... [10:01] Punk     Pay up, damn it! [10:13] Punk     Look! Now you're causing     trouble for your customers! [10:17] Diablo     You idiot! [10:23] Klem     Infinity— [10:26] Diablo     Don't kill him! [10:33] Klem     You imbecile. [10:35] Klem     You've angered a Demon Lord. [10:37] Klem     You should pay for your lack of knowledge     and character with a violent death. [10:37] Punk     My nose is bleeding! [10:43] Klem     Or so I would like to say, [10:44] Klem     but my master has ordered me not     to kill you, so I have to let you off. [10:48] Punk     W-We won't forget this! [10:51] Klem     Who was that? [10:53] Peter     A-A member of the Measmos family. [10:56] Mei     To be blunt, they're a     criminal organization, nya. [10:59] Mei     But they're smart about the way they operate, [11:01] Mei     so the local knights haven't     been able to arrest them. [11:03] Peter     Many people in the city have     suffered at their hands. [11:06] Peter     I have no choice now but to close up shop. [11:11] Klem     But then I won't be able     to eat any biscuits! [11:15] Klem     Damn that Measmos family! [11:17] Klem     I'll exterminate them! [11:20] Diablo     Hey, now... [11:22] Measmos     Oh? There was someone that strong there? [11:25] Punk     My apologies, boss! [11:28] Measmos     Interesting. [11:33] Diablo     Rust Burst! [11:41] Klem     That's a rather plain spell     for you to use, isn't it? [11:44] Klem     What happened to the one     you used against me? [11:48] Diablo     Which one? [11:49] Klem     Apocalypse Abyss, was it? [11:52] Diablo     If I used that one, this whole     area would become a wasteland! [11:56] Diablo     I don't enjoy meaningless      commotion, that's all. [12:00] Flunky     What's all this commotion?! [12:02] Flunky     Which organization are you with?! [12:06] Flunky     Do you realize this belongs     to the Measmos family?! [12:10] Edelgard     You dare defy... [12:14] Edelgard     the Demon Lord? [12:17] Edelgard     I'll kill you! [12:19] Edelgard     I'll kill all of them! [12:22] Flunky     Wh-Who is this?! [12:25] Diablo     This is bad! [12:27] Diablo     If they kill anyone, even villains,     they won't be able to stay in the city! [12:31] Rose     Please wait. [12:33] Rose     You mustn't kill them. [12:35] Diablo     Rose! [12:36] Rose     Death is too lenient for any     fool who dares to defy Master. [12:41] Rose     We must mince their limbs one by one [12:43] Rose     and teach them the full weight     of the sins they've committed. [12:48] Diablo     That's even worse! [12:50] Flunky     Quit screwing around! [12:51] Flunky     Don't underestimate us! [12:54] Diablo     If this keeps going, we're in trouble. [12:56] Diablo     Explosion! [13:04] Flunky     Was that magic? [13:06] Diablo     Hmph. [13:06] Diablo     So slow. [13:08] Diablo     You three stand back. [13:09] Rose     Pardon me. [13:11] Edelgard     No fair! [13:12] Edelgard     I want to get them, too! [13:15] Diablo     But if you do it, you'll kill them! [13:21] Klem     For crying out loud! Where is this Measmos guy? [13:26] Flunky     What power! [13:28] Scarface     My goodness... [13:30] Scarface     I can't believe anyone's dumb     enough to storm the mansion. [13:34] Scarface     Apparently, they don't know     that I've been hired. [13:37] Flunky     Scarface is finally going to act! [13:40] Flunky     Yeah! [13:42] Flunky     He's the living legend who     defeated that Grand Orc in a duel! [13:47] Flunky     He did it barehanded, too! [13:53] Klem     Are you Measmos? [13:56] Scarface     If you can beat me,     I'll tell you where the boss is. [14:00] Klem     You're not Measmos? [14:01] Klem     I came here to see Measmos,     and I keep finding anything but! [14:06] Scarface     It goes against my policy to     hit women and children, [14:09] Scarface     but I'll make exceptions if it's for the job. [14:11] Scarface     I won't hold back! [14:16] Klem     Yah. [14:22] Klem     How was that?! [14:25] Edelgard     Impressive. [14:27] Diablo     You went overboard. [14:29] Rose     I thought we were getting him     to tell us where Measmos is? [14:32] Klem     I screwed up! [14:37] Diablo     Hey! [14:38] Diablo     If you value your life, then answer me. [14:42] Measmos     You still haven't defeated the intruders? [14:45] Flunky     Rest assured, Scarface will     take care of them soon enough. [14:49] Measmos     I thought he was too expensive, [14:51] Measmos     but he's reassuring to have at a time like this. [14:56] Klem     Hey! Is Measmos in here?! [15:02] Measmos     I didn't think you'd make it this far. [15:10] Measmos     Wh-Wh-What organization hired you?! [15:14] Measmos     The Lord? The Commerce Guild? [15:17] Measmos     How much did they pay you?! How much?! [15:17] Diablo     This is their boss? [15:19] Measmos     Tell me! Come on, tell me! [15:19] Diablo     He's just some shabby old dude. [15:21] Measmos     I-I know! Why don't you side with me? [15:24] Measmos     I can pay you! [15:25] Measmos     I'll pay double! [15:26] Klem     I don't care about the organizations     of the mortal races. [15:29] Klem     This is pure retaliation! [15:33] Measmos     Wh-What are you talking about? [15:36] Diablo     Yeah, I guess there's no way he'd understand. [15:38] Diablo     Who'd expect a Demon Lord to attack     in retaliation for ruining her biscuits? [15:43] Klem     I'll slaughter you all! [15:45] Klem     You can regret angering the     Demon Lord in the afterlife! [15:50] Diablo     Oh, no! [15:51] Diablo     Wait! [15:52] Klem     Infinity Detonation! [16:12] Klem     Diablo! Why can I not kill this man, either? [16:18] Diablo     If I said, "Even if they're a villain,     I don't want to see anyone die," [16:22] Diablo     it wouldn't be in character for a Demon Lord. [16:24] Diablo     What do I do? [16:25] Edelgard     Oh, I know. [16:27] Edelgard     We'll mince his limbs... [16:30] Rose     And teach him the weight of his sins. [16:35] Diablo     No! [16:37] Diablo     Don't you dare! [16:39] Diablo     In short, even if we kill him,     his evil deeds won't go away. [16:42] Klem     But wouldn't killing him be quicker? [16:45] Diablo     It's no use! [16:46] Diablo     My party members have nothing     but murder on their minds! [16:50] Edelgard     I know! [16:51] Edelgard     We have him apologize for his crimes! [16:53] Klem     Apologize? [16:54] Klem     Is that really enough? [16:56] Edelgard     The boss taught me to apologize     when I broke the dishes. [17:03] Diablo     Ah, yes! [17:04] Diablo     Exactly! [17:06] Diablo     Have him atone by doing good deeds     equal to the crimes he's committed. [17:09] Klem     Oh, that idea kind of sounds better! [17:12] Klem     That's just like you, Diablo! [17:14] Klem     Did you hear him?! [17:16] Measmos     Yes! I heard him clearly! [17:19] Klem     So as he said, you're going to do good things! [17:22] Measmos     Yes! I'll do good things, as he said! [17:25] Klem     Now you've said it. [17:26] Klem     And if you try to deceive this Demon Lord,     I'll feed you to a hundred monsters, [17:31] Klem     so bear that in mind. [17:40] Klem     Sheesh... Dragging that     God-reeking woman around... [17:46] Rem     You went through all that? [17:48] Lumachina     That sounds rough. [17:50] Horn     But that's the boss for you! [17:53] Shera     Yeah, Hiaflo's infrehifle! [17:56] Galford     Excuse me. [17:58] Crowd     Oh, my... [17:58] Crowd     Galford-sama? [18:00] Crowd     Didn't expect that. [18:02] Diablo     Ack! Galford?! [18:06] Galford     It's been a while, Diablo. [18:08] Diablo     What do you want? I'm eating here. [18:11] Galford     I'm not here for you today. [18:14] Galford     A certain suspicion has been     raised about that child. [18:18] Klem     Huh? Who are you? [18:21] Galford     I'm the Lord in charge of     this Fortress City, Faltra... [18:24] Galford     Chester Ray Galford. [18:27] Klem     Oh? So you're this city's... [18:29] Klem     I see. [18:30] Klem     The biscuits here are delicious! [18:33] Klem     You have my praise! [18:34] Galford     One of my subordinates undercover     with a certain organization [18:37] ---     delivered an intriguing report. [18:40] Galford     He said a young girl attacked the organization     with magic he'd never seen before, [18:44] Galford     and claimed she was a Demon Lord. [18:48] Galford     Is that true? [18:49] Diablo     He had men undercover     with the Measmos family? [18:52] Diablo     You're that passionate     about your work, Galford? [18:56] Rem     Lord, Klem is still a child! [18:59] Galford     I know. [19:00] Galford     I don't intend to accept     every report as fact. [19:04] Rem     Then... [19:04] Galford     I'll conduct a thorough investigation     at our military facility. [19:08] Galford     Surely you won't refuse, right? [19:11] Rem     Th-That's... [19:15] Diablo     Do you intend to take action against me? [19:18] Galford     I would prefer not to... [19:20] Galford     But I can't turn a blind eye to a     Demon Lord and Fallen within the city. [19:25] Galford     Even if it costs my life. [19:30] Mei     Um... [19:32] Galford     What? [19:33] Mei     Excuse me for interrupting, nya. [19:35] Mei     The owner of the bakery's here for Klem-chan. [19:38] Peter     Hello. [19:39] Klem     Oh, Owner! What did you need? [19:42] Peter     Well, we had a messenger from the     Measmos family come by after that, [19:45] Peter     and they said they won't     demand tribute anymore. [19:48] Peter     They even left money in apology. [19:51] Peter     They said it was a promise to you, Klem-chan. [19:54] Peter     Now I can keep the shop going! [19:57] Peter     Thank you so much! [19:59] Klem     I see, I see. [20:01] Klem     Well, Diablo's the one who     encouraged them to do that. [20:04] Diablo     Oh, I didn't do anything. [20:07] Peter     Come by our shop again, Demon Lord! [20:11] Peter     Oh, Galford-sama... [20:13] Peter     Demon Lord is just a name     we use for fun in the shop. [20:17] Galford     For fun? [20:19] Celes     Oh, my... [20:20] Celes     The Lord. [20:22] Galford     Celestine Baudelaire? [20:25] Galford     Should you be walking around at night? [20:27] Celes     Tonight is special. [20:29] Celes     I wanted to thank Klem-chan. [20:32] Celes     The people who pretended to be with the     Mage's Association to sell things like this [20:35] ---     came by to apologize. [20:37] Celes     Looks like it was thanks to you. [20:39] Celes     Thank you. [20:41] Klem     I see, I see. [20:44] Mei     Um... [20:46] Galford     Is there still more? [20:49] Mei     Nyan! [20:51] Mei     There are a lot more people who     came here to say thank you, nya! [20:54] Townsfolk     She saved us! [20:54] Mei     Can I let them in, nya? [20:55] Townsfolk     Those men won't be coming     to our shop anymore! [20:59] Both     Yo! Yo! [21:01] DJKoo     You helped and saved and     spared our shop too, hoo! [21:06] DJMotsu     A banging thank you! I love you! [21:09] DJKoo     Klem-chan rules! [21:11] DJMotsu     Yo! [21:16] Galford     I think I'll take my leave. [21:17] Rem     Huh?! [21:18] Rem     U-Um, but why? [21:21] Galford     There's no Demon Lord who would earn     such gratitude from so many citizens. [21:26] Galford     And I don't have enough time to spare      for investigating impossible suspicions. [21:36] Diablo     Thank goodness. [21:40] Lumachina     Thank you for all your help, [21:42] Lumachina     adventurer Emile Bichelberger. [21:46] Emile     It's a shame I can't go with you! [21:48] Emile     Please be well. [21:49] Rem     That's the Head Priest for you. [21:51] Shera     She didn't falter at all. [21:52] Slyvie     I'm sure it'll be difficult,     but good luck, Diablo-san. [21:56] Diablo     Hmph. I'm the Demon Lord. [21:58] Diablo     It won't be a problem. [22:02] Lumachina     Now, let's set out! [22:04] Lumachina     To the Great Cathedral of the     royal capital, Seven Wall! [22:11] Vishos     Oh? So Lumachina's still alive. [22:15] Grun     Yes. [22:16] Vishos     Well, no matter. [22:18] Vishos     She won't make it in time now. [23:55] Alicia     This world needs a purge brought     about by a Demon Lord! Right now! SIGN    Next Episode "Visit to the Royal Capital" [23:58] Vishos     Welcome home, Lumachina-sama. [24:01] Lumachina     No matter how great the cost, you must     repent for the sins you've committed! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Asanagi