# Season 2 - Omega
# E1 - Head Priest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2VP1/head-priest)
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**[00:03] Tria**
Please hurry!
**[00:04] Lumachina**
R-Right!
**[00:16] Tria**
We've been ambushed?!
**[00:24] Tria**
Get back!
**[00:27] Luchina**
Tri—
**[00:34] Luchina**
Tria!
***SIGN*** My, my.
***SIGN*** Is our little game of tag over already,
***SIGN*** Lumachina-sama?
**[00:51] Lumachina**
God!
**[00:54] Lumachina**
Please, God,
**[00:55] Lumachina**
there is someone who cannot hear your voice.
**[00:58] Lumachina**
Please demonstrate your
power here in this land,
**[01:01] Lumachina**
and show us the way with your guiding light.
***SIGN*** Oh? You're praying in a moment like this?
***SIGN*** For divine punishment to eliminate little old me?
**[01:10] Lumachina**
Like the flowers blooming in the fields,
**[01:13] Lumachina**
and like the fish swimming in the river...
***SIGN*** What pretty skin you have.
***SIGN*** It makes me jealous!
***SIGN*** Get her, Beast Mushroom!
***SIGN*** A holy maiden's purity is about to be tarnished by my Summon.
***SIGN*** How exciting!
**[01:48] Lumachi**
Stop...
**[01:51] Lumachina**
S-Stop!
**[01:53] Lumachina**
No!
**[01:55] Lumachina**
God...
**[01:59] Lumachina**
G-God!
***SIGN*** What is this?!
**[02:22] Lumachina**
God!
***SIGN*** Episode 1 "Head Priest"
**[03:57] Shera**
This place feels so nice!
**[04:00] Rem**
I agree.
**[04:01] Rem**
Though it's rare for us to
share the same opinion.
**[04:06] Shera**
Uh-huh!
**[04:07] Shera**
Makes you want to sunbathe naked, doesn't it?
**[04:10] Rem**
N-Na... Naked?!
**[04:12] Shera**
I'm sure it would feel great!
**[04:14] Rem**
I-I'd never do that, you perverted elf!
**[04:17] Shera**
Huh?
**[04:18] Shera**
But there's no point in sunbathing
with your clothes on!
**[04:21] Rem**
Your idea of stripping outdoors
is indecent to begin with.
**[04:25] Shera**
But it's not embarrassing
when you're sunbathing!
**[04:28] Rem**
Naked is still naked!
**[04:29] Rem**
It's out of the question!
**[04:30] Shera**
Aw, it's fine!
**[04:30] Diablo**
*Yeah, it's another peaceful day.*
**[04:33] Diablo**
*Rem and Shera summoned me
into this game,* Cross Reverie*...*
**[04:38] DaibloFlash**
*How am I supposed to talk to girls?!*
**[04:42] DiabloFlash**
* Right, I'll just act like I'm*
* role-playing as Demon Lord Diablo!*
**[04:47] Diablo**
* And after that, I kept*
* acting like a Demon Lord.*
**[04:51] Diablo**
* I fought the elite soldiers*
* of the Kingdom of Greenwood*
**[04:54] Diablo**
*who came to take Shera back,*
**[04:56] Diablo**
*and then I fought the Fallen, too.*
**[04:58] Diablo**
* After reviving the Demon Lord Krebskulm,*
* who was sealed within Rem,*
**[05:02] Diablo**
*I forced her to submit to me.*
**[05:06] Diablo**
*Honestly, a lot has happened,*
**[05:08] Diablo**
* but living in this world as the*
* Demon Lord Diablo isn't so bad.*
**[05:13] Shera**
Diablo!
**[05:14] Shera**
What do you think?
**[05:16] Shera**
It's weird to wear clothes
while sunbathing, right?
**[05:19] Shera**
Right? Right?
**[05:21] Diablo**
* I feel two soft, plump*
* sensations against my arm!*
**[05:25] Rem**
Please say something to her, Diablo.
**[05:28] Rem**
Stripping while outside is too reckless!
**[05:32] Diablo**
* And over here, there are flat,*
* slightly stiff sensations!*
**[05:37] Diablo**
Ahem!
**[05:39] Diablo**
We did not come here to relax and sunbathe.
**[05:43] Diablo**
We're here to test a new spell.
**[05:46] Shera**
A new spell?
**[05:49] Diablo**
Flight magic.
**[05:51] Both**
Flight magic?
**[05:54] Diablo**
I will cast the spell on
this and attempt to ride it.
**[05:56] Diablo**
Stand back and watch.
**[05:58] Diablo**
Change your position as my will demands!
**[06:06] Diablo**
Adzet!
**[06:13] Shera**
It's floating!
**[06:15] Shera**
Incredible! It's incredible!
**[06:17] Shera**
Incredible, incredible, incredible!
**[06:19] Rem**
I can't believe there's magic like this.
**[06:21] Diablo**
This is to be expected!
**[06:27] Diablo**
After all, I am Diablo,
**[06:29] Diablo**
the Demon Lord from another world!
**[06:31] Diablo**
*Thank God that worked!*
**[06:33] Diablo**
All right, now to raise it a little.
**[06:36] Shera**
Diablo!
**[06:39] Diablo**
Hey, it's working pretty well!
**[06:41] Diablo**
Whoa...
**[06:42] Diablo**
It's pretty wobbly.
**[06:44] Diablo**
In the game, there was equipment
that let you fly through the sky, too.
**[06:48] Diablo**
There should be some in
the dungeon that I created.
**[06:52] Diablo**
Is that magic power?
**[06:56] Shera**
What's that light?
**[06:57] Shera**
It's incredible magic power!
**[07:00] Rem**
Huh?
**[07:01] Rem**
Where?
**[07:05] Diablo**
I've never sensed magic
power like this before.
**[07:10] Diablo**
The effect wore off? Already?!
**[07:23] Diablo**
I'm safe...
**[07:24] Diablo**
Huh? Did I land on something?
**[07:32] Lumachina**
God...
**[07:33] Diablo**
Huh?!
**[07:36] Diablo**
*W-W-W-W-Was she sunbathing?!*
**[07:40] Lumachina**
A-Are you... God?
**[07:45] Diablo**
God?
***SIGN*** My Beast Mushroom!
***SIGN*** Who do you think you are, falling out of nowhere?!
**[07:53] Diablo**
*A Paladin?*
***SIGN*** Look what you've done to my Mushroom.
***SIGN*** That was my only one, too!
***SIGN*** My Mushroom!
**[08:02] Diablo**
I don't give a damn about your mushroom!
**[08:04] Diablo**
I am the—
**[08:05] Lumachina**
God!
**[08:08] Lumachina**
You've finally appeared before me!
**[08:13] Lumachina**
I've only ever heard your voice,
**[08:15] Lumachina**
and I felt lonely, never being able to see you!
**[08:19] Lumachina**
I am Lumachina Weselia,
**[08:21] Lumachina**
and I have always offered you my prayers.
**[08:24] Diablo**
*And I've been able to see them this whole time!*
**[08:28] Diablo**
Shouldn't you put on some clothes first?
**[08:31] Lumachina**
Huh?
**[08:42] Lumachina**
H-How could I stand before God like that?
**[08:47] Diablo**
U-Use this.
**[08:50] Lumachina**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[08:53] Lumachina**
For God to lend me clothing...
**[08:56] Lumachina**
I'm just too blessed.
**[08:59] Diablo**
* She's not naked in an apron,*
* but naked in a cape.*
**[09:03] Diablo**
*Hot!*
**[09:04] Diablo**
*Wait, by "God," does she mean...*
***SIGN*** He's no God!
***SIGN*** He's just a dirty Demon!
**[09:13] Diablo**
You're wrong! I am—
**[09:14] Lumachina**
He's God!
**[09:16] Lumachina**
I can tell!
**[09:18] Lumachina**
My prayers reached Heaven!
**[09:22] Diablo**
* Lately, I've had this vague feeling that women*
* just never really listen to other people.*
**[09:29] Diablo**
Prayers, you say?
**[09:32] Diablo**
*What's with all this magic power?*
**[09:36] Lumachina**
Please be careful, God.
**[09:39] Lumachina**
This man is a sinner unworthy
of being your believer,
**[09:43] Lumachina**
but his power is held in high esteem.
**[09:45] Diablo**
Hey, listen, I'm not "God," I'm—
**[09:48] Lumachina**
You're God!
**[09:49] Diablo**
No, I'm—
**[09:49] Lumachina**
You're God!
***SIGN*** Whatever! Playtime's over!
***SIGN*** I'll kill you both together!
**[09:54] Diablo**
It would seem this Lumachina
has strong faith in God.
**[09:59] Diablo**
So why would an agent of the Church,
**[10:01] Diablo**
a Paladin like you, be after her life?
***SIGN*** Hmph! There's no way I would know what the Church is thinking.
***SIGN*** I'm killing her because Vishos ordered me to do so.
**[10:12] Lumachina**
Vishos?
**[10:14] Diablo**
I see. So that's the type you are.
**[10:16] Diablo**
No better than a mercenary.
***SIGN*** I'm nothing like them!
***SIGN*** I am far more expensive! Very expensive!
***SIGN*** Come now, my dear Hunter Worm!
**[10:32] Diablo**
Hmm, a Level 60 Hunter Worm.
**[10:36] Diablo**
I suppose that's fitting for a Paladin.
**[10:38] Diablo**
It's on quite a different level than
the adventurers in Faltra City.
**[10:43] Diablo**
However!
**[10:45] Diablo**
It's no match for m—
**[10:52] Diablo**
A Level 80 Trap Worm!
**[10:54] Diablo**
Now that makes this
**[10:58] Diablo**
a better challenge!
**[11:06] Diablo**
Rip them apart!
**[11:08] Diablo**
Aero Shredder!
***SIGN*** Elemental Magic's highest-ranking Wind spell?!
**[11:27] Diablo**
Despite being mere scum,
you commanded simultaneous Summons,
**[11:30] Diablo**
and you know a good deal
about Elemental Magic.
**[11:33] Diablo**
I assumed your kind found
it too weak to bother with.
***SIGN*** It's different when mastered.
***SIGN*** Elemental Magic excels when it comes to the force of a single blow.
**[11:48] Diablo**
You're well-educated, I see.
***SIGN*** Even so, Demon,
***SIGN*** how many times can you fire your ultimate spell?!
**[11:56] Diablo**
Hmph.
**[11:57] Diablo**
I can easily fire off a hundred
paltry Aero Shredders.
***SIGN*** Don't lie to me!
**[12:10] Diablo**
Don't measure me by your own standards,
**[12:15] Diablo**
you novice!
**[12:18] Diablo**
Cross Blizzard!
***SIGN*** What *are* you?!
**[12:48] Diablo**
*Oh, no!*
**[12:48] Diablo**
* I used a cold spell when there's*
* a half-naked girl here!*
**[12:52] Lumachina**
God...
**[12:56] Diablo**
Hey, are you okay?
**[12:58] Lumachina**
Y-Yes, God.
**[13:01] Lumachina**
Thank you for saving me.
**[13:03] Diablo**
Now, wait. Let me be clear.
**[13:06] Diablo**
I'm no God. I'm—
**[13:09] Diablo**
Wha... Hey!
**[13:12] Rem**
Diablo!
**[13:14] Shera**
Diablo!
**[13:26] Diablo**
Th-This isn't...
**[13:28] Shera**
Did you assault that woman, too?
**[13:31] Diablo**
O-Of course I didn't!
**[13:33] Rem**
Is that the truth?
**[13:35] Shera**
Is it?
**[13:37] Diablo**
*Hey, why the suspicious looks?!*
**[13:40] Diablo**
At any rate, let's hurry back to the city.
**[13:44] Shera**
Wait up!
**[13:57] Rem**
Looks like you'll be okay now.
**[13:58] Shera**
I'm so glad, Lumachina-chan.
**[14:01] Lumachina**
Yes, thank you so much.
**[14:03] Lumachina**
So, um... Rem-san and Shera-san,
**[14:06] Lumachina**
what kind of relationship
do you two have with God?
**[14:11] Rem**
By "God," do you mean Diablo?
**[14:14] Shera**
Well, I suppose Diablo would be our... owner?
**[14:19] Lumachina**
Are those slave collars?
**[14:21] Lumachina**
Wait, then... God owns slaves?
**[14:23] Shera**
Not quite.
**[14:24] Shera**
These are Enslavement Collars.
**[14:26] Lumachina**
Enslavement?
**[14:28] Shera**
See, when we summoned a Demon Lord at
Starfall Tower, his Magic Reflection...
**[14:34] Rem**
Diablo is the leader of our adventuring party.
**[14:38] Lumachina**
Adventuring?
**[14:39] Lumachina**
But the one who saved me must be God.
**[14:42] Lumachina**
I need him to be.
**[14:45] Rem**
Why is that?
**[14:47] Lumachina**
Because...
**[14:50] Lumachina**
He saw my bare skin.
**[14:54] Rem**
So?
**[14:55] Shera**
But you're okay with letting us see it, right?
**[15:00] Shera**
Ow!
**[15:02] Shera**
What'd you do that for?!
**[15:04] Lumachina**
Only...
**[15:06] Lumachina**
Only the man who would be my
husband may see my bare skin.
**[15:10] Lumachina**
So if this Diablo is not God,
**[15:14] Lumachina**
then we must be wed!
**[15:21] Diablo**
Listen, Klem.
**[15:23] Diablo**
Until we know who she is,
don't leave this room.
**[15:26] Klem**
I understand.
**[15:28] Klem**
I'll stay here eating biscuits!
**[15:30] Edelgard**
I shall remain with the Demon Lord here.
**[15:35] Diablo**
Good.
**[15:36] Both**
Huh?!
**[15:38] Diablo**
Wh-What the?!
**[15:41] Rem**
Don't go getting full of yourself,
you naked-in-a-cape woman!
**[15:44] Shera**
Th-That's right!
**[15:46] Shera**
You have to respect the pecking order!
**[15:47] Shera**
I'm first!
**[15:50] Lumachina**
Wh-What do you mean?
**[15:53] Diablo**
What's all the commotion?
**[15:55] Lumachina**
Oh, God.
**[15:57] Lumachina**
You are God, aren't you?
**[16:01] Diablo**
* It would be bad to declare myself a*
* Demon Lord to someone from the Church.*
**[16:05] Diablo**
*But I can't have her calling me God...*
**[16:12] Diablo**
For reasons, I must keep my
true identity hidden here!
**[16:16] Diablo**
You must understand!
**[16:20] Diablo**
Huh?
**[16:20] Lumachina**
I understand.
**[16:24] Lumachina**
Then please allow me to call
you Diablo-sama from now on.
**[16:28] Diablo**
*Well, this should be okay.*
**[16:30] Diablo**
Lumachina, who are you?
**[16:33] Diablo**
You do not appear to be one
of the Demon Lord worshipers.
**[16:38] Lumachina**
I am simply a human in service to God,
**[16:46] Lumachina**
but at the Church, I am called Head Priest.
**[16:51] Rem**
Head Priest?!
**[16:52] Shera**
What?! Isn't that the most
important person in the Church?!
**[16:56] Diablo**
*F-For real?!*
**[16:58] Diablo**
* Now I see why she would believe*
* God had appeared before her.*
**[17:03] Rem**
But Lumachina,
**[17:06] Rem**
why would the highest-ranking
member of the Church
**[17:08] Rem**
be targeted by a Paladin?
**[17:10] Lumachina**
The Church has people called Cardinals,
**[17:14] Lumachina**
and they are the ones who run the Church.
**[17:16] Lumachina**
Apparently, one of those Cardinals
has decided to eliminate me.
**[17:20] Lumachina**
What's worse,
**[17:22] Lumachina**
many of the Paladins, the absolute
military might of the Church,
**[17:25] Lumachina**
follow Vishos, the Head Cardinal.
**[17:29] Diablo**
And why do the Cardinals want to kill you?
**[17:33] Lumachina**
Hmm...
**[17:34] Lumachina**
Maybe because I questioned them about
the flow of illegal goods and money?
**[17:38] Lumachina**
Or because I ordered an investigation
into the unjust conduct of our Paladins?
**[17:43] Lumachina**
Or maybe...
**[17:44] Diablo**
* I get it. She values her*
* morals more than her life.*
**[17:48] Diablo**
*As a result, she actually came close to death.*
**[17:51] Diablo**
*She's an idiot.*
**[17:53] Diablo**
*But I kind of like her.*
**[17:56] Rem**
So where were you trying to go?
**[18:00] Lumachina**
I left the royal capital on a journey,
planning to pass through this city
**[18:03] Lumachina**
to reach the old Demon Lord's domain
**[18:05] Lumachina**
so I could find the Head Paladin, Batutta,
who was dispatched to that region,
**[18:09] Lumachina**
and explain the current
state of the Church to him.
**[18:14] Rem**
The Head Paladin, Batutta...
**[18:17] Rem**
I've heard he's a powerful man who
experienced the Human-Fallen War,
**[18:20] Rem**
and quite a noble person.
**[18:23] Lumachina**
I've heard that, too.
**[18:25] Lumachina**
I believe he's someone I can trust.
**[18:27] Lumachina**
Once he learns what's going on,
I'm sure he'll take action.
**[18:31] Lumachina**
And I believe he'll protect me, too.
**[18:36] Lumachina**
The Paladin Tria told me so.
**[18:40] Rem**
Is that someone you can trust?
**[18:44] Lumachina**
If she hadn't risked her life to
save me, then right now, I'd be...
**[18:49] Rem**
I see.
**[18:50] Rem**
So what do you plan to do now?
**[18:53] Rem**
Once they learn their assassination failed,
they'll come after you again.
**[18:58] Lumachina**
Even if it means putting myself in danger,
**[19:02] Lumachina**
I will head to the border city
of Zircon Tower to meet Batutta.
**[19:06] Diablo**
*Zircon Tower, huh?*
**[19:08] Diablo**
* If I recall, that's where*
* my dungeon's located, too.*
**[19:10] Rem**
You'd go that far...
**[19:11] Shera**
...to stop injustice.
**[19:14] Shera**
Lumachina-chan!
**[19:15] Shera**
You can rest easy now,
**[19:17] Shera**
because we'll make sure to protect you!
**[19:19] Rem**
There you go again on your own...
**[19:21] Rem**
But we can't just leave her alone.
**[19:24] Rem**
What do you say to us
escorting Lumachina there?
**[19:29] Shera**
Yeah! I agree!
**[19:31] Lumachina**
Th-That would be a great help,
but it'll be dangerous.
**[19:35] Rem**
We're adventurers.
**[19:37] Rem**
We couldn't get anything
done if we avoided danger.
**[19:39] Shera**
You saw how strong Diablo is, didn't you?
**[19:44] Lumachina**
Y-Yes.
**[19:45] Lumachina**
I did indeed see God's—
**[19:47] Lumachina**
Uh, I mean... It would be foolish to
worry about Diablo-sama's safety.
**[19:53] Rem**
So how about it?
**[19:55] Shera**
Come on, Diablo.
**[19:57] Diablo**
* I do feel like Lumachina's*
* sense of justice is noble,*
**[20:00] Diablo**
*and I can sympathize with her circumstances.*
**[20:02] Diablo**
* But I do want to avoid a*
* confrontation with the Church,*
**[20:05] Diablo**
* since they hold overwhelming*
* power in this nation.*
**[20:08] Diablo**
*There's no merit to it.*
**[20:09] Diablo**
*But...*
**[20:11] Diablo**
*If it's just escorting her to Zircon Tower,*
**[20:14] Diablo**
* then it wouldn't mean going up*
* against the Church... right?*
**[20:22] Diablo**
Do you seek power?
**[20:24] Diablo**
Then I, Diablo, shall lend you my power!
**[20:31] Lumachina**
Thank you so much, Go—
**[20:33] Lumachina**
No, Diablo-sama.
**[20:35] Klem**
I'm out of biscuits!
**[20:37] Klem**
Your Demon Lord demands more!
**[20:41] Klem**
More biscuits!
**[20:43] Lumachina**
Wh-Who is this?
**[20:45] Lumachina**
What is this dark, sinister magic
energy emanating from their bodies?
**[20:51] Klem**
What is this human?!
**[20:54] Klem**
She smells like *them*!
**[20:56] Edelgard**
It's an unpleasant smell.
**[20:59] Klem**
Yeah, she smells like God!
**[21:03] Diablo**
*Figures they could tell.*
**[21:05] Diablo**
*Wait, that's bad!*
**[21:06] Diablo**
*At this rate, they'll fight!*
**[21:15] Diablo**
Surely you don't believe you can
try to fight before my eyes?
**[21:20] Diablo**
"Dark magic energy"?
**[21:21] Diablo**
"Smells like God"?
**[21:23] Diablo**
Is that reason enough to cause a
commotion at the risk of my ire?
**[21:27] Lumachina**
My apologies.
**[21:30] Klem**
Hmph! She'll make my biscuits taste bad.
**[21:33] Klem**
Stay away from this Demon Lord!
**[21:36] Diablo**
*They couldn't be less compatible.*
**[21:39] Diablo**
* Ultimately we decided to*
* leave the Demon Lord, Klem,*
**[21:42] Diablo**
*and the Fallen, Edelgard, behind in Faltra.*
**[21:46] Diablo**
*And while we were away...*
**[21:48] Mei**
Okay!
**[21:50] Mei**
I'll take good care of them!
**[21:53] Mei**
Rest assured, nya!
**[21:54] Diablo**
* We left them in the care of*
* the inn's poster girl, Mei...*
**[21:58] Sylvie**
Got it. Leave it to me.
**[22:01] Diablo**
I can't go into more detail, but...
**[22:03] Sylvie**
I won't ask.
**[22:04] Sylvie**
You've done a lot for us, Diablo-san.
**[22:07] Sylvie**
Oh, I'll be looking forward to a souvenir!
**[22:08] Diablo**
* ...the Guildmaster of the*
* Adventurer's Guild, Sylvie...*
**[22:12] Celes**
I'll be sure to keep both of them safe.
**[22:15] Diablo**
* ...the head of the*
* Mage's Association, Celestine...*
**[22:18] Emile**
I'm Emile Bichelberger, and I'll
protect beautiful women with my life!
**[22:26] Diablo**
*...and our friend, the Warrior, Emile.*
**[22:26] Emile**
I will, as Emile Bichelberger!
**[22:28] Emile**
Emile Bichelberger!
**[22:30] Diablo**
*Then we set out from Faltra.*
**[22:34] Shera**
Klem-chan!
**[22:36] Shera**
We're heading out on a job, okay?
**[22:40] Klem**
I'll be fine!
**[22:42] Klem**
To be honest,
**[22:43] Klem**
you tend to wander, so I'm
more worried about you!
**[22:46] Klem**
Let me grant you a token of my power.
**[22:50] Shera**
Huh? What?
**[22:56] Diablo**
*Wh-What?!*
**[22:58] Diablo**
*Shera's Rare-grade bow*
**[23:00] Diablo**
*turned into a Super Super Rare ebony bow?!*
**[23:06] Shera**
It turned into something that looks strong!
**[23:09] Klem**
That should do.
**[23:12] Shera**
Y-Yeah.
**[23:13] Shera**
It does kind of look cursed now,
**[23:16] Shera**
but thank you, Klem-chan.
**[23:17] Diablo**
*The Demon Lord Krebskulm...*
**[23:19] Diablo**
*She really is cheating hard.*
**[23:19] Klem**
Be grateful!
**[23:21] Klem**
This is the power of a Demon Lord!
**[23:27] Diablo**
Now...
**[23:28] Diablo**
Rem.
**[23:29] Diablo**
Shera.
**[23:31] Diablo**
Lumachina.
**[23:33] Diablo**
Let's go!
**[23:35] Diablo**
To Zircon Tower!
**[23:36] All**
Yes!
**[23:51] Horn**
Are you interested in
challenging a new dungeon?
***SIGN*** Next Time "Head Paladin"
**[23:53] Diablo**
Arrow of void, drive a stake into the
boundary between Heaven and Earth!
**[23:56] Diablo**
Gravity Abyss!
**[23:58] Shera**
This one's really big and hard, too!
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Mizoguchi Keji
# E2 - Head Paladin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEGP4/head-paladin)
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**[00:02] Shera**
It's coming into view!
**[00:05] Shera**
Rem, we've arrived!
**[00:07] Shera**
Rem!
**[00:08] Rem**
Oh, so that's...
**[00:14] Shera**
Overboard! Do it overboard!
**[00:14] Diablo**
* Rem really can't handle traveling*
* in vehicles, can she?*
**[00:18] Lumachina**
God—
**[00:19] Lumachina**
I mean, Diablo-sama.
**[00:21] Lumachina**
We've managed to arrive safely.
**[00:23] Lumachina**
Thank you so very much.
**[00:25] Diablo**
Hmph. A journey such as
this is nothing to me.
**[00:31] Diablo**
* Though, honestly, it took us*
* two whole weeks to get here.*
**[00:35] Diablo**
*We got lost...*
**[00:38] Diablo**
*and got caught in storms, too!*
**[00:41] Diablo**
*Well, at any rate...*
**[00:45] Diablo**
*That's Zircon Tower City, huh?*
***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Head Paladin"
**[02:22] Shera**
I'm starving!
**[02:24] Shera**
Hey, let's get something to eat!
**[02:27] Rem**
There you go again.
**[02:28] Rem**
Our priority right now is escorting
Lumachina safely to Batutta.
**[02:33] Shera**
Aww!
**[02:35] Rem**
Just bear with it, you starving elf.
**[02:37] Rem**
That aside, this city...
**[02:40] Shera**
It's not very lively, is it?
**[02:45] Mother**
Please, heal my child!
**[02:47] Diablo**
Man, it's hot.
**[02:49] Horn**
Are you an adventurer?
**[02:51] Diablo**
What do you want, kid?
**[02:52] Horn**
Are you interested in taking on the new
dungeon that was recently discovered?
**[02:56] Horn**
How about it?
**[02:57] Horn**
I can introduce you to a dungeon
guide and a master lock-picker...
**[03:02] Horn**
And that would be me, Horn!
**[03:05] Diablo**
Oh? What kind of dungeon is it?
**[03:07] Horn**
It's incredible, right from the entrance.
**[03:10] Horn**
There are lion statues that
attack you right at the gate!
**[03:13] Diablo**
What was that?!
**[03:14] Horn**
Huh?
**[03:16] Diablo**
This dungeon has 13 floors, does it not?
**[03:19] Horn**
I-I wouldn't know that.
**[03:22] Horn**
No one's been able to make
it past the third floor.
**[03:24] Diablo**
On the third floor, you should have to
defeat the different-colored slimes
**[03:28] ---**
in order to make the key
to the fourth floor appear!
**[03:31] Horn**
Is that true?!
**[03:32] Horn**
There *were* a lot of different-colored
slimes wandering around there.
**[03:36] Diablo**
*I knew it! It really is my dungeon!*
**[03:39] Horn**
Hey, who are you?
**[03:43] Diablo**
I am the Demon—
**[03:44] Lumachina**
No!
**[03:45] Lumachina**
I cannot stand by and watch this!
**[03:47] Diablo**
*What?! She got into trouble?!*
**[03:50] Lumachina**
You're kicking aside this
poor woman seeking help.
**[03:53] Shera**
What were you going to
do if you hurt her baby?!
**[03:56] Paladin**
Who are you people?
**[03:59] Mother**
P-Please, heal my child!
**[04:02] Paladin**
If you need the aid of a priest,
get in line and pay the donation!
**[04:08] Horn**
This is bad, mister!
**[04:09] Horn**
He's with the Paladin Brigade!
**[04:11] Diablo**
Paladin... Brigade?
**[04:13] Diablo**
What do you mean, "Brigade"?
**[04:15] Horn**
Subordinates of the Paladins
and soldiers of the Church.
**[04:18] Horn**
At any rate, they're violent men.
**[04:21] Diablo**
Oh?
**[04:23] Diablo**
We came here to seek
Head Paladin Batutta's aid,
**[04:26] Diablo**
but if his men are like that...
**[04:28] Lumachina**
It's written in the holy scripture.
**[04:30] Lumachina**
All people are—
**[04:31] Paladin**
Shut up, you know-it-all!
**[04:33] Lumachina**
Listen to me!
**[04:35] Diablo**
*People are after her life.*
**[04:37] Diablo**
* I was hoping she wouldn't*
* cause any trouble,*
**[04:37] Lumachina**
All people are born with sin,
**[04:40] Diablo**
*but her desire to protect the weak is...*
**[04:41] Lumachina**
and by offering our prayers to God...
**[04:45] Paladin**
A mere adventurer like you
**[04:47] ---**
shouldn't try to lecture me,
a great member of the Paladin Brigade!
**[05:04] Diablo**
What a trifling nobody.
**[05:06] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[05:08] Shera**
Yeah, serves him right!
**[05:11] Diablo**
You there, woman. What is this about healing?
**[05:14] Mother**
W-Well, my child...
**[05:21] Diablo**
*These marks...*
**[05:23] Diablo**
*This was in the game, too.*
**[05:26] Diablo**
It's the Death Knell Disease!
**[05:27] Lumachina**
Death Knell Disease?
**[05:30] Mother**
It's an epidemic.
**[05:32] Mother**
Once there are nine of these marks,
**[05:35] Mother**
h-he'll die!
**[05:37] Rem**
How do you cure it?
**[05:39] Mother**
It can be healed by receiving a
miracle from a priest, but...
**[05:43] Lumachina**
Then we should hurry to the church!
**[05:46] Mother**
It's no use.
**[05:49] Horn**
It's money.
**[05:51] Horn**
Those at the church demand a donation of
an incredible sum to perform the miracle.
**[05:56] Lumachina**
How could they?
**[05:58] Lumachina**
A young child's life is at stake!
**[06:01] Horn**
That's just how it is in this city.
**[06:12] Lumachina**
I will cure him.
**[06:14] Horn**
Huh?!
**[06:14] Horn**
It's not that simple!
**[06:17] Lumachina**
God will protect me.
**[06:20] Lumachina**
Isn't that right?
**[06:22] Diablo**
*I'm not God...*
**[06:25] Diablo**
I know you can do it.
**[06:28] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[06:31] Lumachina**
Yes!
**[06:33] Lumachina**
Now, everyone...
**[06:35] Lumachina**
Let's all pray together.
**[06:38] Lumachina**
Oh, God who art in Heaven,
**[06:41] Lumachina**
please hear the voices of those
who seek your salvation.
**[06:48] Lumachina**
Please heal this child stricken
with this foul disease.
**[07:00] Lumachina**
Please grant your generous mercy
to this child for his sins,
**[07:06] Lumachina**
and forgive him.
**[07:09] Lumachina**
Grant him mercy.
**[07:12] Lumachina**
Forgive him.
**[07:16] Lumachina**
Grant him mercy.
**[07:19] Lumachina**
Forgive him.
**[07:22] Diablo**
*This is tremendous magical energy, all right.*
**[07:26] Diablo**
*The marks are fading?*
**[07:32] Baby**
Mama! Mama!
**[07:34] Mother**
Oh! My boy! My boy!
**[07:40] Mother**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[07:44] Lumachina**
I'm glad, truly.
**[07:46] Rem**
Impressive.
**[07:48] Shera**
Yeah, that was great!
**[07:50] Horn**
Incredible!
**[07:51] Horn**
You really healed that child?
**[07:54] Horn**
It's almost like you're God!
**[07:57] Diablo**
Being able to do that much is expected.
**[08:00] Horn**
What's the matter?
**[08:03] Shera**
What is this?
**[08:05] Rem**
Diablo?
**[08:10] Lookout**
It's here!
**[08:11] Lookout**
The monster!
**[08:13] Lookout**
The colossal monster...
**[08:16] Lookout**
The Sand Whale!
**[08:24] Citizen**
It's heading this way!
**[08:24] Citizen**
Run!
**[08:25] Citizen**
It'll crush the city!
**[08:26] Citizen**
It's a colossal monster!
**[08:27] Citizen**
Help!
**[08:34] Diablo**
A Sand Whale?
**[08:37] Horn**
That boat is trying to foist the Sand Whale
onto the city and escape on its own!
**[08:42] Rem**
How selfish.
**[08:45] Shera**
What do we do?! What do we do?!
**[08:48] Horn**
If that thing crashes into the city, it's gonna...
**[08:51] Rem**
Diablo, what shall we do?
**[08:53] Shera**
Diablo!
**[08:54] Diablo**
*No choice.*
**[08:58] Diablo**
I shall use Multiplex Magic!
**[09:01] Diablo**
Distance yourselves!
**[09:03] Horn**
That's crazy!
**[09:05] Horn**
Against a monster like that?!
**[09:06] Diablo**
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
**[09:09] Diablo**
Nothing is impossible!
**[09:11] Diablo**
*Man, I'm nervous!*
**[09:14] Diablo**
*I've hardly ever used this magic.*
**[09:16] Diablo**
*I wish I could pray to God!*
**[09:21] Diablo**
O darkness born from night darker
than ebony, gather to form an arc!
**[09:28] Diablo**
Dark Arc Seek!
**[09:36] Diablo**
O void that swallows all of creation,
come forth to my hand!
**[09:43] Diablo**
Black Hole Arrow!
**[09:53] Diablo**
*Man, that's scary!*
**[09:54] Diablo**
* That thing's practically a mountain!*
* Will my magic even work on it?*
**[09:59] Diablo**
*No, don't hesitate! Believe in yourself!*
**[10:02] Diablo**
*I am Diablo!*
**[10:04] Diablo**
The Demon Lord from another world!
**[10:07] Diablo**
Arrow of void, drive a stake into the
boundary between Heaven and Earth!
**[10:13] Diablo**
Gravity Abyss!
**[10:29] Diablo**
*Yes! I think I got it!*
**[10:32] Diablo**
*What?!*
**[10:33] Diablo**
*It's not activating?!*
**[10:40] Diablo**
*Yes! It activated!*
**[10:48] Horn**
W-We're gonna get blown off our feet!
**[10:50] Rem**
Multiplex Magic is incredible.
**[10:53] Shera**
But that monster...
**[10:55] Diablo**
*It hasn't fallen for good yet?*
**[10:58] Diablo**
*Will my magic last until it's eliminated?*
**[11:02] Diablo**
*Let me think...*
**[11:03] Diablo**
* Do I have any other spells*
* likely to work on it?*
**[11:07] Batutta**
Seven Star Blast!
**[11:14] Diablo**
What? A long-range attack with a Martial Art?!
Where'd it come from?!
**[11:27] Diablo**
*What now?!*
**[11:29] Diablo**
*Was that a Magi-Gun?!*
**[11:31] Diablo**
*There's a Magi-Gunner here?!*
**[11:34] Diablo**
*Someone whose level is that high?!*
**[11:50] Diablo**
Looks like we're safe.
**[11:52] Shera**
Diablo!
**[11:54] Rem**
Diablo!
**[11:55] Rem**
You really are unbelievable.
**[11:59] Shera**
That was incredible! Way to go, Diablo!
**[12:03] Diablo**
*B-B-B-Boobs!*
**[12:06] Diablo**
* Wait, no! A Demon Lord*
* wouldn't go all deredere!*
**[12:10] Diablo**
Hmph.
**[12:11] Diablo**
That was nothing to fuss about.
**[12:14] Lumachina**
Oh, God!
**[12:15] Batutta**
Was it you?
**[12:20] Batutta**
Did you fire that magic
at the monster's snout?
**[12:26] Diablo**
*This guy's strong.*
**[12:28] Diablo**
*Is he...*
**[12:30] Paladin**
Boss!
**[12:31] Paladin**
This is the Demon that defied the Church!
**[12:34] Paladin**
Hmph!
**[12:35] Paladin**
This man is the Head Paladin, Batutta-sama!
**[12:41] Lumachina**
He's Batutta?
**[12:42] Horn**
Th-This is bad.
**[12:44] Diablo**
* I should've known the Head Paladin*
* we came all this way to see*
**[12:48] Diablo**
*would be the boss of a bunch of bandits.*
**[12:51] Diablo**
It was indeed my magic.
**[12:54] Diablo**
Were you the one who unleashed
what looked like a Martial Art?
**[12:57] Batutta**
Indeed.
**[12:58] Batutta**
That was my Seven Star Blast.
**[13:01] Diablo**
Oh?
**[13:02] Diablo**
*A Level 130 Martial Art?!*
**[13:05] Lumachina**
Head Paladin.
**[13:06] Lumachina**
What is this Paladin Brigade
these people claim to belong to?
**[13:10] Lumachina**
I do not recall giving
permission for such a thing.
**[13:13] Lumachina**
Did the Cardinals allow it?
**[13:16] Lumachina**
Or did you create it on your own?
**[13:18] Batutta**
You're...
**[13:20] Paladin**
Hey, woman! You've got a big head!
**[13:23] Paladin**
Boss, let's teach these guys the proper
attitude to have toward the Head Paladin...
**[13:29] Paladin**
And let's take our time at it!
**[13:40] Batutta**
I wasn't expecting you,
Head Priest Lumachina-sama.
**[13:44] Batutta**
I've only met you once, when you were little,
**[13:49] Batutta**
but there's no mistaking you.
**[13:52] Lumachina**
Is that so?
**[13:53] Batutta**
I cannot apologize enough
for all of their disrespect.
**[13:57] Rem**
He doesn't seem like a bad person.
**[13:59] Shera**
Yeah.
**[14:01] Diablo**
*Guess we can trust him for now.*
**[14:03] Laminitus**
You have some interesting guests
visiting you, swindlers.
**[14:07] Diablo**
*Wh-What?!*
**[14:09] Diablo**
* That cape is the Rare*
* equipment called Crimson Wings!*
**[14:13] Diablo**
*And is that a Magi-Gun she's shouldering?*
**[14:15] Diablo**
* So she's the one who*
* attacked from the tower?!*
**[14:19] Batutta**
How dare you?!
**[14:21] Batutta**
If you insult this lady again,
**[14:22] Batutta**
consider your head forfeit, Laminitus!
**[14:27] Laminitus**
Don't address me without
respect either, swindler.
**[14:30] Laminitus**
I am the lord who governs Zircon Tower City,
**[14:34] Laminitus**
Fanis Laminitus!
**[14:37] Laminitus**
You there, woman.
**[14:38] Laminitus**
Are you the Head Priest?
**[14:41] Lumachina**
Yes.
**[14:42] Lumachina**
I am Head Priest Lumachina Weselia.
**[14:46] Laminitus**
Oh?
**[14:47] Laminitus**
So this little girl is the swindlers' top boss.
**[14:51] Lumachina**
What do you mean by "swindlers"?
**[14:53] Laminitus**
Even though they can hardly do anything,
**[14:55] Laminitus**
they demand huge donations.
**[14:58] Batutta**
With you closing our church
**[15:00] Batutta**
and imposing heavy taxes at every turn,
**[15:02] Batutta**
we have no choice but to demand
donations from our believers!
**[15:05] Laminitus**
Hmph! Isn't your God supposed to
be able to create bread and wine?
**[15:09] Batutta**
That's...
**[15:10] Lumachina**
We are merely those who believe in God,
**[15:13] Lumachina**
not God himself.
**[15:16] Lumachina**
And God will always extend his aid
to those who believe in him.
**[15:22] Laminitus**
Oh? You're preaching to me?
**[15:25] Laminitus**
In that case,
**[15:27] Laminitus**
let's test whether or not you
truly have God's protection!
**[15:34] Batutta**
You insolent woman!
**[15:41] Diablo**
*They're both fast!*
**[15:42] Diablo**
*Both are seriously strong!*
**[15:47] Laminitus**
So none of you believe in God either,
when it comes down to it!
**[15:52] Laminitus**
If God truly existed,
**[15:54] Laminitus**
he would protect her without you acting!
**[15:57] Batutta**
That's mere sophistry!
**[16:00] Laminitus**
No matter.
**[16:01] Laminitus**
I have no business with you.
**[16:03] Laminitus**
I came here to find whoever used that spell.
**[16:09] Diablo**
*Wait, that's me!*
**[16:12] Shera**
Diablo...
**[16:13] Rem**
This isn't good.
**[16:15] Batutta**
I came here to find them as well,
**[16:19] Batutta**
but it looks like they've already gone.
**[16:21] Diablo**
*This guy...*
**[16:23] Laminitus**
Oho?
**[16:25] Diablo**
What were you planning to do with
that sorcerer once you found them?
**[16:29] Laminitus**
If they're useful, I'd make them work under me.
**[16:31] Laminitus**
And if they wouldn't follow me,
**[16:33] Laminitus**
I figured I'd show them
the difference in our might.
**[16:36] Diablo**
You're a real pain.
**[16:40] Laminitus**
Someone who's that strong will
eventually stand before me.
**[16:46] Diablo**
*I already am!*
**[16:48] Diablo**
*And she's totally realized it already!*
**[16:51] Batutta**
Lumachina-sama, I'm terribly
sorry for her rudeness.
**[16:56] Rem**
Looks like an awfully annoying
woman has her sights on us now.
**[17:01] Shera**
I could hardly understand what
she was talking about, though.
**[17:06] Diablo**
* I'd love to learn a thing*
* or two from her optimism.*
**[17:10] Batutta**
Lumachina-sama, you must be
tired from your long journey.
**[17:14] Batutta**
Please rest in my mansion.
**[17:19] Shera**
Hey, what's that line for?
**[17:25] Rem**
Yeah, what is that?
**[17:27] Rem**
There are an awful lot of people lined up.
**[17:30] Batutta**
They're lined up at the tents we're using
after Laminitus ordered the church closed.
**[17:38] Batutta**
They're been there for days on end,
**[17:40] ---**
hoping to have the priests offer
prayers and receive a miracle.
**[17:42] Lumachina**
Days on end?
**[17:51] Lumachina**
Even those little children?
**[17:55] Diablo**
Is that also a line of
people waiting on prayers?
**[17:58] Batutta**
It is.
**[18:00] Batutta**
That's the line exclusively for
those who gave large donations.
**[18:04] Lumachina**
Huh?
**[18:05] Lumachina**
What do you mean?
**[18:07] Batutta**
Please don't misunderstand.
**[18:10] Batutta**
We're short on priests,
**[18:11] ---**
so we aren't able to respond to
all of those who desire prayers.
**[18:16] Batutta**
It's only natural to prioritize the believers
**[18:18] ---**
who have provided greater donations
and demonstrated greater need.
**[18:23] Lumachina**
Even so, there are so many people...
**[18:27] Lumachina**
A bit too many.
**[18:35] Diablo**
*It's curry!*
**[18:37] Diablo**
*And rice, too!*
**[18:38] Shera**
Wow, this smells good.
**[18:41] Batutta**
Please, help yourselves.
**[18:44] Batutta**
Though it might not be to
your tastes, Lumachina-sama.
**[18:48] Lumachina**
Oh, I'll have some.
**[18:51] Shera**
Spicy! It's spicy!
**[18:53] Rem**
I-It is.
**[18:55] Rem**
But it's good.
**[18:56] Diablo**
* I never thought I'd get to eat*
* curry after coming to this world!*
**[19:04] Diablo**
Lumachina, what happened to your right hand?
**[19:07] Lumachina**
Huh?
**[19:08] Lumachina**
Oh, something must have hit me
while you were fighting earlier.
**[19:14] Lumachina**
The power of miracles
won't work on my own body.
**[19:18] Lumachina**
Strange, isn't it?
**[19:20] Shera**
So spicy! More, please!
**[19:23] Diablo**
I desire another, as well!
**[19:26] Shiliu**
Coming right up.
**[19:28] Lumachina**
Head Paladin Batutta,
**[19:30] Lumachina**
could we speak for a bit after this?
**[19:34] Diablo**
*Phew... I ate a bit too much.*
**[19:37] Diablo**
*A dip in cold water is nice,*
**[19:39] Diablo**
*but sometimes you just want a warm bath.*
**[19:42] Diablo**
*Maybe I should build a bath at some point.*
**[19:45] Shera**
Diablo, may I?
**[19:47] Diablo**
Shera? What is it?
**[19:50] Shera**
Well...
**[19:52] Shera**
I just couldn't settle down by myself.
**[19:55] Diablo**
*Oh, right.*
**[19:56] Diablo**
*She gets lonely so easily. Jeez...*
**[19:59] Diablo**
Hmph! Do as you please.
**[20:02] Shera**
Yay!
**[20:03] Shera**
Hey, Diablo, that curry we just ate...
**[20:07] Shera**
Hup!
**[20:08] Shera**
That was good, wasn't it?
**[20:10] Diablo**
Yes, it was.
**[20:12] Diablo**
In particular, the spices... were...
**[20:16] Diablo**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[20:18] Shera**
What? Let's bathe together.
**[20:21] Shera**
I'll wash your back.
**[20:23] Diablo**
*No, no, no, no!*
**[20:25] Diablo**
* That's going to make me sweat,*
* not wash the sweat away!*
**[20:27] Diablo**
* Worse, it might make something*
* else come out of me!*
**[20:34] Shera**
Oh, we don't have a towel. Then...
**[20:38] Shera**
How's this, Diablo?
**[20:40] Diablo**
Uh, yes...
**[20:42] Diablo**
*It feels so smooth and nice...*
**[20:45] Shera**
I know!
**[20:46] Shera**
Let's both get clean together!
**[20:48] Diablo**
Huh?!
**[20:50] Shera**
There!
**[20:53] Diablo**
*They're touching me!*
**[20:55] Diablo**
* The ultra-soft sensation of my*
* sweet dreams is up against my back!*
**[21:00] Shera**
Your back's so stiff, Diablo.
**[21:05] Shera**
I wonder why I'm getting so warm.
**[21:10] Diablo**
* What would a Demon Lord*
* do in a situation like this?!*
**[21:13] Diablo**
* A Demon Lord with a woman pressing her boobs*
* against his back, slowly getting hotter...*
**[21:18] Diablo**
*But there's no Demon Lord like that!*
**[21:23] Shera**
I'll wash your front too, okay?
**[21:28] Shera**
Your body feels so strong.
**[21:32] Diablo**
I-I am Level 150.
**[21:35] Shera**
Oh, I'll wash you here too, okay?
**[21:38] Shera**
This is...
**[21:41] Shera**
really hard and thick, too.
**[21:47] Diablo**
Y-Yeah, it is.
**[21:50] Diablo**
It is a... horn.
**[21:53] Shera**
It's so much fun to bathe together.
**[21:56] Diablo**
Uh... yes, it is.
**[21:59] Diablo**
* I wish these peaceful times*
* would continue forever.*
**[22:04] Lumachina**
Please come in.
**[22:10] Batutta**
You said you wished to talk?
**[22:14] Lumachina**
Yes. I've been waiting for you.
**[23:50] Batutta**
I'm looking forward to the moment
when you succumb to lust.
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Corrupt Ritual"
**[23:54] Diablo**
It crushed my heart?!
**[23:56] Diablo**
This will...
**[23:57] Lumachina**
I won't give in to any curse!
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Itou Life
# E3 - Corrupt Ritual
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**[00:01] Batutta**
The Paladin Brigade
**[00:03] Batutta**
is a group of adventurers that I organized
**[00:06] Batutta**
to protect the priests
in this dangerous city.
**[00:09] Batutta**
It's true that due to my failings,
**[00:11] Batutta**
their violent behavior has stood out.
**[00:14] Lumachina**
So you promise to correct
their behavior, then?
**[00:19] Batutta**
Of course.
**[00:21] Lumachina**
By the way,
**[00:22] Lumachina**
this city is plagued with what's known
as the Death Knell Disease, isn't it?
**[00:26] Batutta**
Yes, it's a terrifying illness.
**[00:28] Lumachina**
Illness?
**[00:30] Lumachina**
You believe that, as well?
**[00:33] Batutta**
Pardon me?
**[00:34] Lumachina**
Well, it's not an illness,
**[00:37] Lumachina**
but a curse, right?
**[00:41] Batutta**
Why do you think that?
**[00:43] Lumachina**
I knew it.
**[00:44] Lumachina**
When I prayed on behalf of that child,
**[00:47] Lumachina**
I heard the voice of God.
**[00:49] Lumachina**
It told me that someone is
casting a large-scale curse
**[00:53] Lumachina**
to threaten the lives of
the people in this city.
**[00:57] Lumachina**
Does that ring any bells?
**[01:02] Batutta**
Goodness, I didn't think you had noticed.
**[01:05] Lumachina**
Head Paladin Batutta?!
**[01:10] Lumachina**
What is...
**[01:17] Rem**
Lumachina?!
**[01:18] Rem**
Lumachina?!
**[01:20] Rem**
So you've been—
**[01:24] Rem**
D-Dia...blo...
**[01:32] Batutta**
Looks like the sleeping
drugs finally kicked in.
**[01:35] Batutta**
You sure wasted my time.
**[01:37] Batutta**
Shiliu!
**[01:39] Shiliu**
Yes.
**[03:11] Shera**
There...
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Corrupt Ritual"
**[03:14] Shera**
and there...
**[03:15] Shera**
and there...
**[03:18] Shera**
And that does it!
**[03:19] Shera**
How was it?
**[03:21] Diablo**
It felt real good.
**[03:25] Diablo**
Who goes there?!
**[03:27] Horn**
W-Wait, wait!
**[03:28] Horn**
Mister, it's me!
**[03:31] Diablo**
You're...
**[03:34] Diablo**
Do the adventurers of this town
explore other people's homes?
**[03:38] Horn**
I-I came here to see you!
**[03:40] Shera**
There's curry on your mouth.
**[03:44] Horn**
There were leftovers out...
**[03:46] Horn**
Anyway, forget that! Mister!
**[03:53] Shera**
Diablo, this is...
**[03:55] Horn**
See? It's just like I told you!
**[03:58] Horn**
Batutta's taken your friends away!
**[04:01] Shera**
What do we do? We really
shouldn't have trusted him!
**[04:05] Diablo**
I didn't think he'd make a move this soon.
**[04:08] Diablo**
We still needed to recover
ourselves first, too.
**[04:11] Shera**
What do you mean?
**[04:13] Diablo**
The Death Knell Disease.
**[04:14] Shera**
Huh?
**[04:15] Diablo**
It is a curse.
**[04:18] Both**
What?!
**[04:19] Diablo**
*I can't just tell them I saw it as a
limited-time event in* Cross Reverie*.*
**[04:25] Diablo**
At any rate, for now,
**[04:27] Diablo**
we need to get Rem and Lumachina back.
**[04:31] Diablo**
Let's go!
**[04:32] Shera**
Yeah!
**[04:32] Horn**
Right!
**[04:43] Rem**
What on earth is this?
**[04:45] Lumachina**
You've come to?
**[04:47] Rem**
Lumachina?!
**[04:48] Lumachina**
I was already here when I came to, as well.
**[04:57] Rem**
It looks like we're underground somewhere.
**[04:59] Rem**
And pretty deep, too.
**[05:01] Lumachina**
Rem-san...
**[05:03] Lumachina**
By the way, what are those people doing?
**[05:16] Rem**
Wh-Wh-Wha—
**[05:17] Lumachina**
Rem-san?
**[05:18] Rem**
I-I-I believe they're...
**[05:21] Rem**
doing *that*.
**[05:23] Lumachina**
Huh? What do you mean by "that"?
**[05:25] Rem**
It's...
**[05:27] Batutta**
You two!
**[05:28] Batutta**
How do you like being on
the altar for our ritual?
**[05:32] Rem**
Batutta!
**[05:33] Lumachina**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:35] Lumachina**
This place is filled with evil!
**[05:38] Lumachina**
Such a repulsive altar would never—
**[05:40] Batutta**
Exactly.
**[05:42] Batutta**
What we have here is corruption.
**[05:46] Rem**
What are you planning to do with us?
**[05:48] Batutta**
Shiliu.
**[05:50] Shiliu**
Yes.
**[05:52] Batutta**
Behold.
**[05:53] Batutta**
That is the concentrate that
causes the Death Knell Disease.
**[05:57] Batutta**
This concentrate can be produced
from the essence of evil.
**[06:01] Batutta**
It's literally the source of evil itself.
**[06:03] Batutta**
Now, how does one obtain
this essence of evil?
**[06:07] Batutta**
They're like beasts, aren't they?
**[06:10] Batutta**
Yet they were all once devout believers.
**[06:14] Batutta**
Their faith was strong,
**[06:15] Batutta**
and they were virtuous men and chaste
women with a sense of justice.
**[06:20] Batutta**
But all it takes is a little push
on the back to make people fall!
**[06:27] Batutta**
Fornication, bloodshed, gluttony...
**[06:29] Batutta**
When a person falls,
the essence of evil is created!
**[06:33] Rem**
S-So you make people
commit sins in this place?
**[06:36] Lumachina**
That's...
**[06:38] Lumachina**
That's just...
**[06:40] Lumachina**
Ah, God...
**[06:42] Batutta**
My research has shown that those
who can use more powerful miracles
**[06:46] Batutta**
produce richer essence
of evil when they fall.
**[06:49] Batutta**
Which also means it should
produce a stronger concentrate.
**[06:54] Lumachina**
You want to inflict the Death
Knell Disease on that many people?!
**[06:58] Batutta**
That many? Not at all.
**[07:00] Batutta**
I'm only targeting one person right now.
**[07:03] Batutta**
Just the lord, Laminitus.
**[07:07] Rem**
All for that?
**[07:09] Lumachina**
Why are you committing such a great sin?
**[07:12] Lumachina**
I heard you were a noble man.
**[07:15] Lumachina**
What happened to you?
**[07:18] Batutta**
My family was killed.
**[07:20] Batutta**
I was betrayed by my best friend.
**[07:22] Batutta**
I was threatened by Fallen.
**[07:27] Batutta**
Would you be satisfied with
tear-jerking backstories like those?
**[07:34] Batutta**
There is no real reason.
**[07:36] Batutta**
People are just greedy and sinful.
**[07:38] Lumachina**
But you...
**[07:40] Batutta**
I can't wait...
**[07:42] Batutta**
to watch the Head Priest, the highest
member of the Church, fall into lust.
**[07:49] Batutta**
Shiliu, I'll leave the rest to you.
**[07:51] Shiliu**
As you wish, Master.
**[07:54] Shiliu**
Getting to corrupt such a beautiful
woman is so exciting.
**[08:00] Shiliu**
Soon enough, you'll be begging
me to give you more.
**[08:07] Shiliu**
Now, I'll lick you...
**[08:12] Shiliu**
to your very depths.
**[08:16] Lumachina**
No!
**[08:21] Lumachina**
N-No!
**[08:38] Shera**
Rem and Lumachina-chan!
**[08:41] Shera**
Diablo!
**[08:42] Diablo**
I know.
**[08:43] Diablo**
* In the game, this place was where*
* the Death Knell Disease's event boss...*
**[08:49] Diablo**
*Hmm?*
**[08:50] Diablo**
*That stuff around us...*
**[08:53] Diablo**
*Wh-What is this?!*
**[08:55] Diablo**
* Cross Reverie never had plot*
* developments right out of an eroge!*
**[09:00] Batutta**
I knew you'd show up.
**[09:02] Batutta**
Diablo, was it?
**[09:04] Batutta**
I'm impressed you found this place.
**[09:07] Diablo**
It was easy.
**[09:09] Diablo**
Your subordinates in the
Paladin Brigade were very helpful.
**[09:15] Diablo**
They were quick to tell me when I asked.
**[09:20] Diablo**
Batutta,
**[09:21] Diablo**
just what is this place?
**[09:23] Batutta**
If you're a first-rate sorcerer,
then can't you tell?
**[09:29] Diablo**
* I wasn't a first-rate anything.*
* I was just a shut-in gamer.*
**[09:33] Diablo**
You're casting the curse for the
Death Knell Disease, aren't you?
**[09:37] Batutta**
Oh? Did you hear about that from Lumachina?
**[09:40] Diablo**
You're saying she realized it, too?
**[09:43] Batutta**
Hmm? You didn't hear about it from her?
**[09:45] Diablo**
Who do you think I am?
**[09:47] Diablo**
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
**[09:50] Batutta**
What nonsense!
**[09:52] Diablo**
*Hardly anyone really believes that...*
**[09:55] ---**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
***SIGN*** Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
***SIGN*** Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
***SIGN*** Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
***SIGN*** Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
**[09:56] Diablo**
* Rem and Shera were so trusting,*
* believing me that easily.*
**[10:02] Diablo**
You learned about the Death Knell Disease
curse from the Fallen, didn't you?
**[10:06] Batutta**
H-How did you—
**[10:08] Diablo**
Bingo!
**[10:10] Diablo**
It's because the ones casting
that curse here were the Fallen.
**[10:14] Diablo**
I told you I'm a Demon Lord, didn't I?
**[10:17] Diablo**
Now, release those two.
**[10:20] Batutta**
You're clever,
**[10:21] Batutta**
and you seem to be unreasonably strong, too,
**[10:24] Batutta**
but what kinds of magic can you use here?
**[10:28] Batutta**
And are you skilled at fighting on stairs?
**[10:32] Batutta**
How many times can you
evade me on these steps?
**[10:36] Diablo**
You're the one who will struggle,
unable to evade!
**[10:39] Diablo**
Explosion!
**[10:47] Both**
You did it!
**[10:52] Diablo**
What is this?!
**[11:00] Batutta**
Well, it's a dangerous place, isn't it?
**[11:03] Batutta**
If the blast from your attack
collapses the walls or the ceiling,
**[11:06] Batutta**
what's going to happen to your friends?
**[11:11] Diablo**
Why, you...
**[11:13] Diablo**
*He's right, they're brittle.*
**[11:15] Diablo**
*I can't be reckless.*
**[11:16] Diablo**
*And his movements are fast.*
**[11:19] Diablo**
*Did he instantly dodge my attack?*
**[11:22] Diablo**
*To hit him with that speed,*
**[11:24] Diablo**
*I need a spell with a wider range.*
**[11:26] Batutta**
Not coming for me?
**[11:28] Batutta**
Then I'll come for you!
**[11:31] Diablo**
*What level of magic should I use?!*
**[11:34] Batutta**
You hesitated, greenhorn!
**[11:38] Diablo**
*He's fast!*
**[11:49] Shera**
D-Diablo!
**[11:52] Diablo**
You're quite good, Batutta.
**[11:54] Batutta**
Whoops...
**[11:57] Batutta**
You came here overconfident
in your own strength,
**[12:00] Batutta**
not realizing that you can't
fully use your magic here.
**[12:04] Batutta**
You might think you managed to
pin down my secret location,
**[12:08] Batutta**
but it was a trap to lure you in!
**[12:11] Diablo**
*Ow, ow...*
**[12:12] Diablo**
*Shit!*
**[12:14] Diablo**
Don't underestimate a Demon Lord.
**[12:16] Diablo**
How about this, then?
**[12:18] Diablo**
Lightning Sphere!
**[12:22] Diablo**
*This spell only affects its target,*
**[12:24] Diablo**
*and it doesn't blast the surroundings.*
**[12:27] Diablo**
*Now, Batutta,*
**[12:29] Diablo**
*try and overcome this one!*
**[12:31] Diablo**
* Then he'll get blasted back by the*
* Ground Mine I placed on the wall!*
**[12:37] Diablo**
*What's wrong? He's not jumping at me?*
**[12:40] Batutta**
It's too easy to tell what you're after.
**[12:55] Diablo**
*No way...*
**[12:57] Batutta**
You lose!
**[13:01] Diablo**
*The Martial Art called Rising Spear?*
**[13:06] Diablo**
*No! I can't avoid it!*
**[13:08] Diablo**
*Then...*
**[13:16] Diablo**
*It crushed my heart?!*
**[13:20] Diablo**
*I'm...*
**[13:22] Shera**
Diablo... N-No!
**[13:28] Diablo**
*...gonna die.*
**[13:35] Batutta**
I win.
**[13:42] Batutta**
I always make flawless preparations
and lure strong foes into my strategies
**[13:47] Batutta**
to ensure I defeat them from
an advantageous position!
**[13:51] Shera**
Diablo! Diablo!
**[13:54] Rem**
D-Diablo?
**[14:03] Diablo**
I've caught you.
**[14:06] Batutta**
H-How are you alive?!
**[14:10] Diablo**
This spell can't be used
without touching the target.
**[14:18] Diablo**
Absolute Zero!
**[14:21] Diablo**
Become an ice statue!
**[14:36] Batutta**
Why, you...
**[14:38] Diablo**
What's wrong?
**[14:39] Diablo**
Wasn't losing your weapon and
left arm part of your strategy, too?
**[14:44] Diablo**
*That hurts like hell!*
**[14:45] Diablo**
*I seriously thought I'd die!*
**[14:47] Diablo**
*If I was alone, I'd be screaming and sobbing!*
**[14:50] Diablo**
* The cape I had equipped,*
* the Curtain of Dark Clouds,*
**[14:53] Diablo**
* allows me to survive any attack*
* with just one hit point remaining.*
**[14:57] Diablo**
*To think there'd come a time when I'd need it.*
**[14:59] Diablo**
* And my Distorted Crown's auto-recovery*
* has been activated, too.*
**[15:03] Batutta**
A-Are you telling me you're immortal?
**[15:06] Batutta**
That's impossible!
**[15:08] Batutta**
Shiliu!
**[15:09] Shiliu**
Yes, Master.
**[15:15] Shiliu**
Looks like your strategy
ultimately triumphed, Master.
**[15:20] Shera**
Rem!
**[15:21] Rem**
Diablo!
**[15:22] Rem**
Don't worry about me! Just fight!
**[15:26] Diablo**
Why, you...
**[15:28] Diablo**
I'll kill you!
**[15:30] Diablo**
*What do I do?*
**[15:40] Shera**
How's that? It's my Angel Shot!
**[15:43] Diablo**
Shera, well done!
**[15:55] Shera**
Huh? Huh?
**[15:56] Shera**
She turned to stone?
**[15:58] Diablo**
What?
**[15:59] Diablo**
Is that an effect of Klem's magic power?
**[16:01] Shera**
K-Klem-chan, this is too scary!
**[16:05] Batutta**
Sh-Shiliu...
**[16:07] Rem**
Shera!
**[16:08] Horn**
Are you all right?
**[16:10] Rem**
You're...
**[16:12] Horn**
I wanted to prove to that guy
**[16:15] Horn**
that I can be a little useful, too.
**[16:17] Diablo**
*Horn...*
**[16:21] Diablo**
Now, what will you do, Batutta?
**[16:26] Diablo**
*Good.*
**[16:27] Diablo**
*We managed to win somehow.*
**[16:31] Batutta**
You will all sink into a sea of despair.
**[16:35] Diablo**
What?
**[16:36] Batutta**
Though it's unfortunate that I won't get
to watch your faces fill with grief!
**[16:42] Diablo**
*Does he still want to fight?!*
**[16:46] Batutta**
Shining Blow!
**[16:50] Diablo**
Darkness Cannon!
**[17:06] Shera**
Diablo!
**[17:13] Diablo**
It's no use!
**[17:14] Diablo**
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
**[17:32] Shera**
Diablo!
**[17:35] Diablo**
Shera?!
**[17:36] Diablo**
Why did you come down here?!
**[17:38] Diablo**
This place is about to collapse!
**[17:40] Shera**
Yeah, that's why we need to get out fast!
**[17:42] Shera**
Together with the others!
**[17:48] Diablo**
*She could have escaped by herself.*
**[17:52] Diablo**
*Sheesh...*
**[18:01] Diablo**
Hold on tight.
**[18:03] Shera**
Huh?
**[18:14] Laminitus**
Who are you?!
**[18:17] Varakness**
Pardon me for interrupting your bath.
**[18:19] Varakness**
I am Varakness, the one appointed as the
Grand General of the Demon Lord's Army.
**[18:25] Varakness**
The Demon Lord has...
**[18:27] Varakness**
His Majesty has awakened,
**[18:29] Varakness**
so I've come to advise your surrender.
**[18:32] Laminitus**
Surrender?
**[18:34] Laminitus**
Is the Demon Lord planning
to rule the people of this city?
**[18:36] Varakness**
The Demon Lord's rule is merciful and fair.
**[18:42] Varakness**
He'll have all of the mortal
races commit suicide.
**[18:46] Varakness**
That's far more merciful than allowing
them to be devoured alive by monsters.
**[18:51] Varakness**
What do you think?
**[18:53] Laminitus**
My answer is...
**[18:56] Laminitus**
You're an idiot!
**[19:01] Varakness**
That's great!
**[19:02] Varakness**
I love strong women.
**[19:06] Laminitus**
Don't toy with me!
**[19:13] Varakness**
Fanis Laminitus,
**[19:14] Varakness**
I will not kill you.
**[19:16] Varakness**
I shall add you to my harem.
**[19:20] Laminitus**
Your harem?
**[19:21] Varakness**
I shall come to collect you on
the night of the next full moon.
**[19:25] Varakness**
Be sure to pick out your
wedding outfit, Fanis.
**[19:30] Laminitus**
Don't use my first name so lightly!
**[19:34] Laminitus**
That ruffian!
**[19:38] Laminitus**
The night of the next full moon...
**[19:45] Horn**
It's floating.
**[19:47] Horn**
We're really floating.
**[19:49] Rem**
Diablo, you always surpass
our expectations with ease.
**[19:56] Shera**
But it really was dangerous this time!
**[20:00] Diablo**
*That's true.*
**[20:01] (Flashback) Rem**
Diablo!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Lumachina**
Diablo-sama!
**[20:05] (Flashback) Diablo**
Stay close to me!
**[20:11] (Flashback) Diablo**
Change your position as my will demands!
**[20:15] (Flashback) Diablo**
Adzet!
**[20:18] (Flashback) Diablo**
Rise!
**[20:28] Diablo**
*That really was a close call.*
**[20:29] Rem**
Lumachina?
**[20:31] Shera**
L-Lumachina-chan?!
**[20:32] Shera**
Hang in there, Lumachina-chan!
**[20:34] Rem**
What's the matter? Are you all right?!
**[20:40] Diablo**
This is the Death Knell Disease!
**[20:42] Rem**
H-How?!
**[20:43] Shera**
Why the Death Knell Disease?
**[20:48] (Flashback) Batutta**
You will all sink into a sea of despair.
**[20:54] Diablo**
*He had already placed the curse on Lumachina?*
**[20:57] Shera**
That's right, Lumachina-chan!
**[20:59] Shera**
Just pray for healing like
you did for the baby!
**[21:02] Diablo**
That's impossible.
**[21:03] Diablo**
Lumachina's miracles won't work on herself.
**[21:07] (Flashback) Lumachina**
The power of miracles
won't work on my own body.
**[21:12] Shera**
No way...
**[21:14] Shera**
No! Lumachina-chan!
**[21:17] Lumachina**
Please don't cry.
**[21:20] Lumachina**
I'm sure this is also part of God's plan.
**[21:24] Diablo**
Right.
**[21:26] Rem**
Diablo!
**[21:27] Horn**
Mister, that's just—
**[21:29] Diablo**
Which is why you won't die yet!
**[21:33] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[21:36] Diablo**
You journeyed here to correct the
rot within the Church, didn't you?!
**[21:40] Diablo**
Then put some strength into your guts!
**[21:43] Diablo**
Don't surrender to some curse!
**[21:45] Diablo**
If you need it, I shall lend you my power!
**[21:53] Lumachina**
Right.
**[21:54] Lumachina**
I won't give in to any curse!
**[21:57] Diablo**
Have faith in me!
**[21:59] Diablo**
Boy, lead us to this new dungeon.
**[22:03] Horn**
O-Okay!
**[22:05] Diablo**
* There, I should have the protective charm*
* I won for clearing the event,*
**[22:09] Diablo**
*the one that cures the Death Knell Disease.*
**[22:12] Diablo**
There lies the item
**[22:13] Diablo**
you need to defeat the Death Knell Disease!
**[23:51] Diablo**
* I never thought I'd be taking*
* on my own dungeon myself.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Personal Domain"
**[23:54] Horn**
You're telling us to dance on that stage?
**[23:56] Diablo**
*Die!*
**[23:57] Diablo**
*For the sake of my expensive cosmetics!*
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kani Beam
# E4 - Personal Domain
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P85P/personal-domain)
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**[00:03] Diablo**
Listen up!
**[00:05] Diablo**
We're heading to the dungeon
Horn mentioned on foot!
**[00:09] Diablo**
Lumachina,
**[00:10] Diablo**
if you desire it, a hidden
treasure that makes miracles
**[00:13] Diablo**
shall be yours!
**[00:15] Lumachina**
Yes.
**[00:17] Lumachina**
We need to save the people who are suffering
from the Death Knell Disease as I am, too.
**[00:21] Shera**
Let's pop over and cure them in a jiffy!
**[00:24] Horn**
You can leave navigating the dungeon to me!
**[00:28] Rem**
Diablo, over there!
**[00:48] Diablo**
*Laminitus!*
***SIGN*** Episode 4 "Personal Domain"
**[02:27] Diablo**
*I don't know what's going on,*
**[02:29] Diablo**
*but we're surrounded!*
**[02:32] Diablo**
*This is bad.*
**[02:33] Diablo**
*After that battle with Batutta,*
**[02:36] Diablo**
* I barely have any Hit Points*
* or Magic Points left.*
**[02:41] Diablo**
* If we're forced to fight a*
* high-level Magi-Gunner here...*
**[02:45] Laminitus**
I received a report of you appearing
from the depths of the earth.
**[02:48] Laminitus**
Now answer me honestly.
**[02:51] Laminitus**
Are you the Demon Lord that Varakness spoke of?
**[02:54] Diablo**
Varakness?
**[02:56] Rem**
Don't let her provoke you.
**[02:58] Shera**
That's right.
**[02:59] Shera**
If you say you're a Demon Lord...
**[03:01] Diablo**
*I know...*
**[03:03] Diablo**
*But...*
**[03:04] Diablo**
*But...*
**[03:05] Diablo**
*But!*
**[03:07] Diablo**
* If I could come up with a*
* good line to get out of this,*
**[03:10] Diablo**
*I wouldn't suck at socializing!*
**[03:13] Diablo**
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
**[03:16] Diablo**
None shall stand in my way!
**[03:18] Both**
Ah, he's done it now.
**[03:23] Diablo**
I won't run or hide!
**[03:25] Diablo**
Come at me if you want to die!
**[03:28] Laminitus**
Hmph! Listen to you bark.
**[03:30] Laminitus**
Then I'll give you the ruin you desire!
**[03:33] Laminitus**
Return to your slumber once more, Demon Lord!
**[03:40] Shera**
D-Diablo!
**[03:43] Diablo**
* She has this many soldiers*
* equipped with Magi-Guns?*
**[03:48] Diablo**
*Guess I have no choice.*
**[03:50] Lumachina**
Please wait.
**[03:52] Lumachina**
This man is not the one you
should turn your weapons on.
**[03:55] Lumachina**
He has saved this town and myself, too.
**[03:59] Lumachina**
And now, he fights to help others.
**[04:03] Lumachina**
I swear that he is no
enemy to the mortal races.
**[04:06] Laminitus**
Then why does he call himself a Demon Lord?!
**[04:09] Lumachina**
B-Because...
**[04:11] Rem**
Lord Laminitus!
**[04:13] Rem**
We're currently heading to a
dungeon to obtain a treasure
**[04:17] ---**
that will cure the Death Knell Disease!
**[04:20] Shera**
Could you please wait until
we return with that treasure?
**[04:24] Laminitus**
A treasure that cures Death Knell Disease?
**[04:27] Laminitus**
Preposterous!
**[04:28] Laminitus**
What would you lot gain from that?
**[04:30] Lumachina**
Please look at this.
**[04:38] Lumachina**
These people are heading to the dungeon
**[04:41] ---**
to save those like me, who are plagued
with the Death Knell Disease.
**[04:44] Laminitus**
Oh?
**[04:46] Laminitus**
In that case, you'll have to
tell me more about this.
**[04:50] Laminitus**
Seize them!
**[04:52] Diablo**
*We can't let ourselves get captured here.*
**[04:55] Diablo**
O Earth, pulse violently!
**[04:58] Diablo**
Earth Bounce!
**[05:04] Soldiers**
What's going on?!
**[05:04] Soldiers**
Wh-What's this?!
**[05:08] Shera**
O-Only the ground around us isn't shaking?
**[05:11] Diablo**
Do not leave my side!
**[05:16] Diablo**
Now run!
**[05:21] Shera**
Jeez, I'm starving!
**[05:23] Horn**
Okay, eat up!
**[05:26] Shera**
Let's dig in!
**[05:28] Rem**
I'm surprised you knew of
a spot like this, Horn.
**[05:32] Horn**
This is my secret spot.
**[05:35] Lumachina**
I'm sure it was God's guidance
that you brought you to us, too.
**[05:39] ---**
So good!
**[05:42] Rem**
If you eat too fast, it'll get
stuck in your throat again.
**[05:42] Diablo**
*We managed to escape,*
**[05:44] Diablo**
*but that Laminitus woman...*
**[05:45] Shera**
Burp!
**[05:45] Lumachina**
Ah... Shera-san?!
**[05:48] Diablo**
*With her Crimson Wings equipped,*
**[05:50] Diablo**
*she could have used her Magi-Guns*
**[05:53] Diablo**
*to shoot us from the air at any time*
**[05:56] Diablo**
*while we ran away with our backs turned.*
**[05:59] Diablo**
*So why didn't she?*
**[06:04] Rem**
Diablo, how's the meat?
**[06:06] Diablo**
Y-Yeah, it's...
**[06:09] Diablo**
Th-This is...
**[06:12] Rem**
Please eat mine.
***SIGN*** Indirect Kiss
**[06:16] Diablo**
*An indirect kiss?!*
**[06:18] Shera**
Hey, Rem, your meat's still raw!
**[06:21] Shera**
This one is roasted up nicely.
**[06:25] Shera**
Eat mine.
***SIGN*** Indirect Kiss
**[06:28] Diablo**
*Her, too? Her, too?!*
**[06:30] Rem**
Meat is best when it's raw!
**[06:32] Shera**
What?
**[06:33] Shera**
No, it's best when it's cooked well!
**[06:36] Rem**
No, raw!
**[06:37] Shera**
Not raw!
**[06:38] Rem**
Raw!
**[06:39] Shera**
I hate raw!
**[06:40] Rem**
Raw!
**[06:40] Shera**
Raw's bad!
**[06:41] Rem**
Raw!
**[06:42] Shera**
No!
**[06:43] Diablo**
Enough!
**[06:44] Diablo**
According to Horn, it will take
three days to reach the dungeon.
**[06:47] Diablo**
Just eat and get some rest already!
**[06:50] Both**
Okay.
**[06:52] Rem**
But meat should be raw.
**[06:54] Shera**
What? It should be cooked!
**[06:56] Rem**
You're still saying that, tasteless elf?
**[06:58] Horn**
Now, now...
***SIGN*** It's an honor to make your acquaintance.
***SIGN*** Your renown reaches even the royal capital, Lord Laminitus.
**[07:07] Laminitus**
Forget the flattery.
**[07:08] Laminitus**
What does a Paladin want with me?
***SIGN*** I heard the Head Priest was in this town, so I'm here to protect her.
**[07:17] Laminitus**
The Head Priest?
***SIGN*** Yes.
***SIGN*** I also come bearing an important message from the Church.
**[07:25] Laminitus**
That woman has already disappeared along
with a sorcerer who calls himself a Demon Lord.
**[07:30] Laminitus**
I was in the middle of
hunting them down myself.
***SIGN*** Tsk...
***SIGN*** That sorcerer has deceived the Head Priest and taken her away!
**[07:41] Laminitus**
Didn't look that way to me.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[07:45] Henrick**
I bring news!
**[07:46] Laminitus**
Enter!
**[07:48] Henrick**
We've discovered the location of the
dungeon that sorcerer is heading to!
**[07:51] Laminitus**
Where is it?
**[07:54] Shera**
We're finally here.
**[07:56] Rem**
It ended up taking us four days.
**[08:00] Lumachina**
The charm to cure the Death
Knell Disease lies in here?
**[08:03] Diablo**
Yes.
**[08:04] Diablo**
We'll obtain it before you reach nine marks.
**[08:07] Lumachina**
Okay.
**[08:09] Diablo**
* I never thought I'd be taking on*
* the dungeon I made myself.*
**[08:13] Shera**
All right! We have to hurry!
**[08:15] Horn**
Wait, don't!
**[08:17] Shera**
Huh?
**[08:18] Horn**
You can't approach the entrance carelessly!
**[08:27] Diablo**
Explosion!
**[08:34] Horn**
You're amazing!
**[08:36] Diablo**
Naturally.
**[08:37] Diablo**
*I did make that trap myself.*
**[08:39] Shera**
That surprised me.
**[08:41] Rem**
Good grief.
**[08:43] Rem**
You careless elf!
**[08:44] Rem**
Be more cautious.
**[08:51] Rem**
Diablo, the door...
**[08:57] Diablo**
Now, let's go.
**[09:00] Horn**
This dungeon goes further
and further underground.
**[09:03] Horn**
There's a trick to every floor,
**[09:05] Horn**
and once you clear it, the stairs
to the next floor appear.
**[09:10] Horn**
And this is the trick for the first floor,
**[09:13] Horn**
a giant labyrinth!
**[09:15] Horn**
Once you get lost, that's it.
**[09:16] Horn**
It's just as hard to find your
way back to the entrance!
**[09:19] Shera**
Oh, no...
**[09:20] Shera**
What do we do if we get separated?
**[09:22] Rem**
Who knows? You could get eaten by a monster,
**[09:24] Rem**
die of starvation, or be caught in a trap.
**[09:27] Shera**
N-No way!
**[09:29] Rem**
It's fine. Someone would
discover you eventually...
**[09:34] Rem**
As a skeleton.
**[09:37] Shera**
That's not fine at all!
**[09:41] Shera**
Diablo!
**[09:42] Shera**
Don't leave me behind!
**[09:44] Diablo**
*Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!*
**[09:47] Diablo**
*No!*
**[09:48] Diablo**
* To reassure a worried girl, I need*
* to respond with a resolute attitude!*
**[09:53] Diablo**
Get off of me!
**[09:55] Diablo**
*That should reassure her...*
**[10:00] Diablo**
*Sh-She's crying?!*
**[10:02] Rem**
Shera, if you cling to him like that,
**[10:04] Rem**
he'll have trouble responding to danger.
**[10:08] Shera**
Right...
**[10:10] Shera**
I'm sorry, Diablo.
**[10:12] Diablo**
Hmph.
**[10:13] Diablo**
*Nice follow-up, Rem!*
**[10:16] Lumachina**
Still, how do we deal with the labyrinth?
**[10:18] Horn**
Don't worry!
**[10:20] Horn**
I have a map from when I was last here,
**[10:22] Horn**
so leave this one to me!
**[10:25] Horn**
After all, I spent half a day
navigating it for this map...
**[10:28] Horn**
Wait... Huh?
**[10:30] Horn**
What the?!
**[10:31] Horn**
The labyrinth's changed!
**[10:33] Diablo**
The walls of this giant labyrinth
shift over time, changing its layout.
**[10:39] Diablo**
Maps are useless for it.
**[10:42] Rem**
Diablo, how do you know that?
**[10:45] Diablo**
B-Because I'm a Demon
Lord from another world!
**[10:48] Diablo**
*That was close...*
**[10:50] Diablo**
*But we don't have much time to waste here.*
**[10:54] Diablo**
Open a path before me!
**[10:56] Diablo**
Flare Burst!
**[11:09] Horn**
Y-You made a path!
**[11:12] Shera**
That's incredible, Diablo.
**[11:13] Diablo**
*Wow, that went surprisingly well.*
**[11:17] Diablo**
Good, let's go.
**[11:19] Rem**
That's dangerous, Diablo!
**[11:21] Rem**
Don't rush ahead so carelessly!
**[11:23] Rem**
I think we should be more
cautious as we move ahead.
**[11:28] Diablo**
* I can't say, "I'm the one*
* who made this dungeon,*
**[11:30] Diablo**
*so relax and follow me!"*
**[11:33] Diablo**
*But they are frightened, so...*
**[11:37] Diablo**
*I'd better act like a Demon Lord.*
**[11:40] Diablo**
Don't get the wrong idea!
**[11:41] Diablo**
I am not your friend!
**[11:44] Diablo**
I'm just allowing you to come with me!
**[11:46] Diablo**
Now just be quiet and follow me!
**[11:51] Diablo**
*Please get it...*
**[11:56] Rem**
Okay. I'm sorry.
**[11:58] Shera**
Rem...
**[11:59] Lumachina**
It's okay.
**[12:01] Horn**
Don't take it to heart.
**[12:03] Diablo**
*She didn't get it!*
**[12:09] Shera**
Hey, Diablo's been acting kind of scary.
**[12:12] Rem**
Yes.
**[12:13] Rem**
Maybe I did something to anger him.
**[12:16] Shera**
No, it's my fault.
**[12:18] Lumachina**
No.
**[12:19] Lumachina**
It's my lack of faith.
**[12:20] Diablo**
* I hate people who get to enjoy*
* walking around with girls.*
**[12:24] Diablo**
Virus Cloud!
**[12:28] Diablo**
Plasma Spear!
**[12:33] Shera**
We did it!
**[12:34] Diablo**
Good, next!
**[12:35] Horn**
Yeah!
**[12:38] Shera**
Hot... So hot...
**[12:42] Rem**
Jeez, you exhibitionist elf...
**[12:45] Rem**
What are you stripping for? Honestly!
**[12:48] Shera**
Huh? But you are, too.
**[12:51] Rem**
Th-This is, um...
**[12:55] Rem**
Y-You always take off too much!
**[12:58] Shera**
But it's hot!
**[13:00] Diablo**
Horn, Lumachi—
**[13:03] Horn**
Yeah.
**[13:05] Lumachi**
Diablo-sama,
**[13:06] Lumachi**
I'll do my best to clear this dungeon!
**[13:09] Diablo**
*She's* really *doing her best...*
**[13:12] Diablo**
Okay! Next question!
**[13:15] Dungeon**
*Question 4! Ta-da!*
**[13:17] Dungeon**
*Does the Spotted Snake live...*
**[13:19] Dungeon**
*in the water, in the treetops, or in holes?*
**[13:21] Horn**
I-It's... It's my turn, right?
**[13:24] Rem**
Calm down.
**[13:25] Shera**
Keep it together.
**[13:26] Horn**
Uh, uh...
**[13:27] Horn**
I-In holes!
**[13:30] Dungeon**
*Bzzt!*
**[13:32] Dungeon**
*Incorrect! Now lowering the gondola!*
**[13:37] Shera**
We're done for!
**[13:39] Rem**
Diablo!
**[13:40] ---**
*Wh-Wh-What?!*
**[13:45] Diablo**
*Th-This is bad!*
**[13:47] Diablo**
* If we don't answer the next one correctly,*
* their underwear will be...*
**[13:50] Diablo**
*No, we'll all be taking a dive into lava!*
**[13:59] Dungeon**
*Final question!*
**[14:00] Shera**
You can do it, Lumachina-chan!
**[14:02] Lumachina**
Right!
**[14:03] Dungeon**
* Which of the following "black book"*
* monsters is the largest?*
**[14:10] Diablo**
*Oh, no...*
**[14:11] Diablo**
* Lumachina's hardly ever*
* been outside the Church.*
**[14:14] Diablo**
*There's no way she'd know about monsters!*
**[14:19] Dungeon**
*Here we go.*
**[14:21] Dungeon**
*Legend—*
**[14:22] Lumachina**
Legend Dragon!
**[14:26] Dungeon**
*Correct!*
**[14:27] All**
We did it!
**[14:32] Diablo**
*Boobs!*
**[14:33] Diablo**
*Boobs! Boobs here, too!*
**[14:34] Diablo**
*Boobs, boobs, boobs!*
**[14:37] Rem**
Well, what kind of trick awaits us next?
**[14:40] Shera**
No more hot stuff...
**[14:42] Shera**
Diablo?
**[14:44] Shera**
What's the matter?
**[14:45] Diablo**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[14:59] Lumachina**
Wh-What is all this?!
**[15:02] Horn**
Th-There are so many White Jägers!
**[15:06] Rem**
But...
**[15:07] Rem**
Those monsters look like they're
waiting for something, don't they?
**[15:11] Shera**
And this kind of looks like a stage.
**[15:14] Rem**
Now that you mention it,
the door of this dungeon floor had,
**[15:18] Rem**
"Perform a lovely show, then the
path shall open," written on it.
**[15:22] Rem**
Could that mean...
**[15:23] Diablo**
You did well to figure it out!
**[15:25] Diablo**
That's right.
**[15:26] Diablo**
If we sing and dance on this stage
and manage to satisfy the monsters,
**[15:31] Diablo**
the next path will open.
**[15:34] Diablo**
That must be what it meant.
**[15:37] Diablo**
*Man, this takes me back.*
**[15:40] Diablo**
*Back when I was creating this dungeon,*
**[15:42] Diablo**
**Cross Reverie *was running a
collaboration with an idol game,*
**[15:45] Diablo**
* so I used it as one of the*
* tricks in the dungeon.*
**[15:49] Rem**
You know, whoever built this dungeon
certainly wielded god-like power,
**[15:55] Rem**
but their ideas were rather childish.
**[15:58] Shera**
I like it, though!
**[15:59] Shera**
I wanna sing and dance.
**[16:01] Lumachina**
I also like this one.
**[16:02] Lumachina**
It sounds like we won't even have to strip.
**[16:04] Horn**
You're all naïve!
**[16:06] Horn**
Those monsters, the White
Jägers, are incredibly strong!
**[16:09] Horn**
There are a ton of them, too!
**[16:11] Horn**
If we fail our song and dance,
**[16:14] Horn**
they'll attack us and rip us apart!
**[16:18] Diablo**
All of you!
**[16:20] Diablo**
If you want to get past this floor alive,
**[16:22] Diablo**
then as of this moment,
you must call me "Producer"!
**[16:26] Rem**
What?
**[16:27] Rem**
Pro...
**[16:28] Rem**
Producer?
**[16:29] Diablo**
Now, let's start your lessons!
**[16:32] Diablo**
One, two, one, two,
**[16:35] Diablo**
step, jump, step, jump.
**[16:37] Diablo**
Not snappy enough!
**[16:38] Diablo**
One, two, one, two,
**[16:40] Diablo**
step, jump, step, jump.
**[16:42] Diablo**
With a smile!
**[16:43] Diablo**
One, two, step, jump.
**[16:46] Diablo**
Tempo up!
**[16:46] Diablo**
One, two, step, jump, one, two, step,
jump, one, two, step, jump, one!
**[16:55] Diablo**
You did well to endure my strict lesson.
**[16:59] Diablo**
Now, it's time for the show.
**[17:00] Diablo**
Show those monsters your dance!
**[17:05] All**
Demon Lord from Another World, Go!
**[17:36] [SONG] Shera**
As you give it your best, no matter how
tough it gets, I'm watching you in secret
**[17:47] [SONG] Shera**
You always face forward
**[17:48] [SONG] Three**
You always...
**[17:51] [SONG] Three**
face forward...
**[17:52] [SONG] Shera**
And I'm rooting for you
**[17:56] [SONG] All**
All the time
**[17:58] [SONG] Rem**
Deep within my heart, I feel it
**[18:01] [SONG] Shera**
I can't say it...
**[18:03] [SONG] Rem&Shera**
But I love you
**[18:04] [SONG] Lumachina**
You gave me so much courage
**[18:07] [SONG] Horn**
It's overflowing, and I thank you
**[18:10] [SONG] Rem&Shera**
My days were always the same
**[18:15] [SONG] Horn&Luma**
But you taught me I could change that
**[18:18] [SONG] Rem&Shera**
So I'm sure the door
**[18:20] [SONG] All**
will open
**[18:25] [SONG] All**
That sealed wall stretched on forever
**[18:31] [SONG] Shera**
And you smashed it
**[18:32] [SONG] Horn**
to pieces
**[18:33] [SONG] Rem**
and taught me
**[18:33] [SONG] Lumachina**
what was
**[18:34] [SONG] Shera**
really true
**[18:36] [SONG] All**
In this infinite, endless world
**[18:42] [SONG] Lumachina**
You took
**[18:43] [SONG] Shera**
me away
**[18:44] [SONG] Horn**
and led me
**[18:44] [SONG] Rem**
to a brand
**[18:45] [SONG] Lumachina**
new future
**[18:48] [SONG] All**
I want to share these
feelings filling my chest
**[18:51] [SONG] All**
Thank you
**[18:55] [SONG] All**
It's all because of you
**[19:12] Diablo**
We managed to get through the whole thing.
**[19:17] Rem**
Y-You carefree elf, what are you
doing getting excited over this?!
**[19:22] Shera**
But it was fun, wasn't it?
**[19:24] Lumachina**
This is the first time I've
ever had so much fun, too.
**[19:29] Horn**
I had... fun, too.
**[19:30] Jagers**
...core! ...core!
**[19:32] Horn**
Huh?
**[19:33] Rem**
Did we not satisfy the Jägers?
**[19:35] Jagers**
...core!
**[19:37] Diablo**
*Will we have to fight?*
**[19:37] Jagers**
Encore!
**[19:40] Jagers**
Encore! Encore!
**[19:43] Jagers**
Encore! Encore! Encore!
**[19:46] Rem**
I think they want an encore.
**[19:48] Shera**
Shall we do it again?
**[19:51] Rem**
We will not!
**[19:55] Shera**
Got it!
**[19:56] Rem**
Next, left!
**[19:58] Shera**
Yeah!
**[20:03] Diablo**
Lightning Arrow!
**[20:09] Horn**
This is real dangerous!
**[20:12] Horn**
The monsters are bad, too,
**[20:13] Horn**
but if we fall here, we're goners!
**[20:20] Rem**
This is the only path, though.
**[20:22] Shera**
We've gotta keep going!
**[20:23] Lumachina**
R-Right.
**[20:26] Diablo**
* The strength of the monsters and their*
* attack patterns are exactly as I set them,*
**[20:29] Diablo**
*so this is nothing, but...*
**[20:32] Diablo**
*It's seriously scary!*
**[20:34] Diablo**
*If I fall, I'm dead for sure!*
**[20:36] Diablo**
What?!
**[20:38] Diablo**
A Flying Worm?!
**[20:40] Diablo**
That's a Summon!
**[20:41] Rem**
How?
**[20:43] Rem**
Diablo, is there a Summoner nearby?
**[20:46] Diablo**
Seems there is.
**[20:48] Diablo**
Explosion!
**[20:56] Rem**
Who on earth would...
**[20:58] Rem**
Lumachina, get back!
**[21:05] Diablo**
*A Trap Worm?!*
**[21:07] Diablo**
*It can't be!*
**[21:08] Shera**
Lumachina-chan, get away from us!
**[21:10] Lumachina**
O-Okay!
**[21:16] Lumachina**
Y-You're...
**[21:18] Lumachina**
Gewalt?!
***SIGN*** It's been a while, Head Priest.
***SIGN*** You certainly abandoned me last time, didn't you?
***SIGN*** Thanks to you, my skin's gotten all rough.
***SIGN*** So for the sake of my expensive cosmetics,
***SIGN*** please die!
**[21:40] Horn**
I won't let you!
***SIGN*** Wha...
***SIGN*** Wha...
***SIGN*** What is this?!
**[21:55] Rem**
Horn! Horn!
**[21:57] Diablo**
You three go on ahead!
**[22:00] Rem**
Diablo?!
**[22:13] Shera**
Diablo!
**[22:15] Shera**
Diablo!
**[23:51] Diablo**
I see. So you're a virgin, too.
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Black Dragon Clash"
**[23:53] Rose**
My entire being exists to serve my master.
**[23:58] Shera**
The Demon Lord's army?! There are so many!
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: ISHiKEi
# E5 - Black Dragon Clash
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D23E/black-dragon-clash)
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**[00:01] Shera**
Diablo!
**[00:02] Shera**
Diablo!
**[00:08] Lumachina**
N-No...
**[00:11] Lumachina**
D-Diablo-sama!
**[00:14] Rem**
Diablo...
**[00:22] Diablo**
* Who knew my Underwater Movement skill*
* would come in handy at a time like this?*
**[00:26] Diablo**
* Though I still can't move*
* as freely as I expected.*
**[00:30] Diablo**
*Horn!*
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Black Dragon Clash"
**[02:05] Diablo**
*This EX rank equipment burns really well.*
**[02:09] Diablo**
*I liked it a lot, too.*
**[02:11] Diablo**
*But that was a close call.*
**[02:13] Diablo**
* I wound up losing my Tenma's*
* Staff thanks to all that, too.*
**[02:20] Diablo**
* It's not good for him to keep*
* wearing those soaked clothes.*
**[02:24] Diablo**
*And I don't have anything else to burn...*
**[02:27] Diablo**
*Guess I'll strip him.*
**[02:34] Diablo**
*There...*
**[02:36] Diablo**
*He has such a delicate body.*
**[02:39] Diablo**
*He should build up his pecs a bit more.*
**[02:42] Diablo**
*So, as for his pants...*
**[02:44] Diablo**
*Well, whatever.*
**[02:46] Diablo**
*We're both guys here.*
**[02:48] Diablo**
* Man, they're so soaked,*
* they're not coming off easy...*
**[02:54] Diablo**
Huh?
**[02:56] Diablo**
There's nothing there.
**[02:59] Diablo**
*Nothing...*
**[03:00] Diablo**
*Nothing. There's nothing.*
**[03:02] Diablo**
*What should be there isn't!*
**[03:03] Diablo**
*There's nothing!*
**[03:08] Horn**
Huh? Mister?
**[03:11] Horn**
Why are you naked?
**[03:24] Horn**
M-M-M-Mister?!
**[03:26] Diablo**
*C-Crap! This is bad!*
**[03:28] Horn**
What were d-d-d-doing to me?!
**[03:31] Diablo**
You've finally come to? Weakling!
**[03:34] Diablo**
This Demon Lord just saved your life!
**[03:37] Horn**
Huh?
**[03:39] Diablo**
I h-heard you mortal races can die wearing
soaked clothing, so I removed it for you!
**[03:45] Diablo**
Be grateful!
**[03:50] Horn**
I was so surprised.
**[03:52] Diablo**
I was, too!
**[03:53] Horn**
Thanks for saving me, Mist—
**[03:58] Diablo**
Hmph. If you're cold,
just move closer already.
**[04:07] Shera**
I wonder if Diablo's all right.
**[04:10] Rem**
Knowing Diablo, I'm sure he'll
come back to us with Horn in tow.
**[04:15] Rem**
All we can do now is make our way forward.
**[04:19] Lumachina**
I believe in Diablo-sama, too.
**[04:22] Shera**
You're right.
**[04:25] Shera**
He's Diablo, after all!
**[04:28] Diablo**
*I was telling her to move closer to the fire!*
**[04:32] Diablo**
*Why the heck did this happen?!*
**[04:35] Diablo**
Ahem! Wh-Why were you dressed like a man?
**[04:40] Horn**
When I was young, I was
separated from my parents.
**[04:44] Horn**
Maybe they just abandoned me,
**[04:47] Horn**
but when you're living alone,
it's more convenient to look like a man.
**[04:52] Diablo**
*It must have been hard living by herself.*
**[04:55] Diablo**
*She's so brave.*
**[04:57] Horn**
Long ago, I'd huddle up together like
this with my family on cold days.
**[05:03] Diablo**
You did, eh?
**[05:12] Horn**
Papa...
**[05:13] Diablo**
*Wh-Where did "Papa" come from?!*
**[05:17] Horn**
Oh, uh...
**[05:18] Horn**
Mister, that was, um... out of respect!
**[05:22] Horn**
I meant it as respect for
you as an adventurer!
**[05:26] Diablo**
*I see...*
**[05:27] Diablo**
*Anyway, what area are we in now?*
**[05:30] Horn**
But Mister...
**[05:31] Horn**
Do you think everyone's okay?
**[05:34] Diablo**
The monsters on that last floor
**[05:40] Diablo**
are all ones Shera can
easily defeat with her bow.
**[05:44] Diablo**
The tenth floor has moving
floors as its trick,
**[05:46] Diablo**
but as cautious as Rem is, they'll be fine.
**[05:48] Diablo**
The graveyard on the eleventh floor
**[05:50] Diablo**
has moving corpses that attack, but with
the power of Lumachina's prayers...
**[05:54] Horn**
Then they'll be all right!
**[05:57] Diablo**
But if they run into the last guardian
**[06:01] ---**
of the twelfth floor,
even with all three of them...
**[06:05] Horn**
Huh? Guardian?
**[06:07] Diablo**
We need to catch up quickly.
**[06:11] Horn**
M-Mister!
**[06:13] Diablo**
Rejoice! Thanks to these,
**[06:17] Diablo**
I know where we are now!
**[06:21] Rem**
Okay, this is the twelfth floor.
**[06:23] Shera**
Yeah, let's do our be—
**[06:26] Shera**
Rem, there's someone there.
**[06:29] Rem**
Yeah.
**[06:30] Rem**
That's a Level 80 Death Dancer
lying over there.
***SIGN*** Oh, goodness, no.
***SIGN*** Does this mean I got ahead of you when I hurried to catch up?
**[06:43] Lumachina**
Gewalt!
**[06:44] Lumachina**
So you're alive.
***SIGN*** What's this?
***SIGN*** I don't see that Demon around.
***SIGN*** What could have happened to him?
***SIGN*** This is perfect, Lumachina!
***SIGN*** Please, die already!
***SIGN*** Appear before me, Fire Bees!
**[07:05] Rem**
With these, Shera's bow can't...
**[07:08] Rem**
Shera!
**[07:09] Shera**
Yeah!
**[07:10] Rem**
Come forth, Asulau, Rockpup, Dragonfly!
**[07:19] Rem**
Shera, now!
**[07:21] Shera**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Rose Prison!
***SIGN*** Too bad! I've seen through your tactics.
**[07:34] Rem**
I can't believe he's using
Summons like that...
***SIGN*** The desperate looks of weak women
***SIGN*** are just to die for!
***SIGN*** Now, how shall I kill you all?
***SIGN*** What is this?!
***SIGN*** What's going on?!
**[08:03] Rem**
This is wind magic.
**[08:06] Rem**
Diablo!
**[08:10] Large Black Dragon**
Puny beings who dare invade my land,
**[08:14] Large Black Dragon**
I will grant you all the same death.
***SIGN*** It can't be!
***SIGN*** Why is one of *those* here?
**[08:20] LBD**
Puny beings, if you wish to resist,
**[08:25] LBD**
then unleash your power.
**[08:30] Rem**
A... A Large Black Dragon...
***SIGN*** H-Hold on!
***SIGN*** I have no intention of conquering this dungeon!
**[08:38] LBD**
If you will not resist,
**[08:40] LBD**
then I'll simply slaughter
you with a single blow.
***SIGN*** Don't get cocky,
***SIGN*** you damn lizard!
***SIGN*** Appear before me, Ifrit!
**[09:06] Rem**
The ultimate fire summon!
***SIGN*** Yes, this is my super trump card!
***SIGN*** Get him, Ifrit!
***SIGN*** That's it, Ifrit!
***SIGN*** Ruin him!
***SIGN*** This really burns through MP...
***SIGN*** Hurry up and defeat him!
***SIGN*** You did it! That lizard bastard's—
**[09:55] LBD**
Are you finished, puny being?
**[09:58] LBD**
Filled with enough despair now? Then...
**[10:02] LBD**
You shall die!
***SIGN*** Ifrit!
***SIGN*** No... No way...
***SIGN*** My trump card!
***SIGN*** The ultimate summon!
**[10:27] LBD**
That is the most you mortal races can achieve.
**[10:44] Rem**
L-Let's run.
**[10:46] Shera**
Yeah.
**[10:47] Shera**
Huh?
**[10:47] Rem**
Lumachina?
**[10:48] Shera**
Lumachina-chan?
**[10:51] Lumachina**
Please hang in there. I'll heal you now.
**[10:56] Lumachina**
God...
**[10:57] Lumachina**
Please save this man.
**[11:00] Lumachina**
Please grant him your generous mercy.
***SIGN*** Are you crazy?
***SIGN*** Do you have any idea what I've done?
**[11:11] Lumachina**
It's all right.
**[11:12] Lumachina**
God grants us all the opportunity
to repent so long as we live.
**[11:22] Lumachina**
God...
**[11:24] Lumachina**
Please heal the wounds
this man suffers from,
**[11:27] Lumachina**
and permit him to live...
**[11:29] LBD**
Oh?
***SIGN*** God... must be a wonderful man.
**[11:48] Rem**
Would you please hear us out?
**[11:52] LBD**
Hmm...
**[11:53] LBD**
A Human blessed with one wing by God,
**[11:56] LBD**
an Elf with a Demon Lord's bow,
**[11:59] LBD**
and you are the vessel of...
**[12:01] LBD**
This is quite interesting.
**[12:04] LBD**
But...
**[12:06] LBD**
The lives of you puny
beings last but a moment.
**[12:09] LBD**
Even if they were to end now,
**[12:11] LBD**
it would make but a scant difference.
**[12:13] Shera**
N-No way...
**[12:15] LBD**
Now, begone!
**[12:27] Diablo**
Looks like I made it in time.
**[12:35] Diablo**
Sorry to make you wait!
**[12:39] Diablo**
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
**[12:42] Diablo**
I don't feel like letting you
put on your show right now,
**[12:45] Diablo**
you petty Dragon!
**[12:48] LBD**
Oh?
**[12:49] LBD**
You would insult me?
**[12:51] LBD**
Then I'll grant you the death you desire!
**[12:56] Diablo**
Gather, light,
**[12:58] Diablo**
against those who crawled forth
from darkness and defy providence!
**[13:01] LBD**
Learn just how arrogant
**[13:06] LBD**
you are!
**[13:08] Diablo**
* Without Tenma's Staff,*
* this takes more time, but...*
**[13:11] Diablo**
*Make it...*
**[13:13] Diablo**
*Make it in time...*
**[13:14] Diablo**
*It should make it in time!*
**[13:16] Diablo**
*Yes!*
**[13:17] Diablo**
Hercules Lance!
**[13:30] LBD**
Wh-Why, you...
**[13:32] Diablo**
Thunder Axe!
**[13:48] Shera**
Incredible!
**[13:50] Horn**
Incredible, Mister!
**[13:54] LBD**
Impossible!
**[13:56] LBD**
I can't die at the hands of...
**[13:58] LBD**
a puny being!
**[14:00] LBD**
I cannot die yet!
**[14:03] LBD**
I have yet to leave behind
one to inherit my memories.
**[14:07] Diablo**
You...
**[14:09] Diablo**
*I see. So you're a virgin, too.*
**[14:13] Diablo**
* I guess Dragons wouldn't have many*
* chances to meet other Dragons.*
**[14:20] Rose**
Who gave you permission to flee?
**[14:24] Rose**
You are the guardian of the twelfth floor.
**[14:26] Rose**
Disobeying the Master's orders
warrants a thousand deaths.
**[14:31] Diablo**
*Wait, is that...*
**[14:35] Rose**
Shall I clean up your mess?
**[14:38] LBD**
What?! Why, you...
**[14:40] LBD**
Get out of my way!
**[14:42] LBD**
You're a mere puppet!
**[14:47] Rose**
Don't call me a puppet!
**[14:55] Rose**
Now pay the price for your sins...
**[14:58] Rose**
with your death!
**[14:59] Rose**
Krios!
**[15:11] Rose**
It's not my duty to be the
guardian of the twelfth floor.
**[15:16] Rose**
I'll have to clean up here.
**[15:19] Diablo**
*It's really true.*
**[15:21] Diablo**
*If I recall,*
**[15:22] Diablo**
* I found her appearance cute when*
* I was creating the dungeon,*
**[15:27] Diablo**
* so I placed that Magimatic*
* Maid on the thirteenth floor.*
**[15:33] Diablo**
*I believe her name was...*
**[15:36] Rose**
Now to clean up.
**[15:40] Diablo**
Do you have your memories from those days,
**[15:43] Diablo**
Rose?
**[15:46] Diablo**
My name is Diablo.
**[15:49] Diablo**
No, perhaps I should I say... it's @Diablo-13?
**[15:59] Rose**
Master?!
**[16:02] Diablo**
I've just returned, Rose.
**[16:13] Rose**
Welcome home,
**[16:15] Rose**
my master.
**[16:25] Rem**
Th-This is the treasure vault?
**[16:35] Shera**
I-Incredible!
**[16:37] Horn**
T-T-Treasure!
**[16:40] Horn**
It's full of treasure!
**[16:43] Shera**
What?!
**[16:44] Shera**
You made this entire dungeon, Diablo?!
**[16:48] Shera**
That's incredible!
**[16:50] Rem**
So that's why you knew
so much about the tricks.
**[16:53] Diablo**
*Thank goodness.*
**[16:55] Diablo**
*They're not wondering if I set them up.*
**[16:57] Rem**
By the way, Diablo, who is that?
**[17:02] Rose**
My entire being exists to serve my Master.
**[17:07] Rose**
And what kind of base-born mare are you?
**[17:10] Rem**
Mare?
**[17:12] Rem**
I was asking Diablo.
**[17:15] Rem**
I wasn't asking you!
**[17:18] Rose**
Master, may I mince this woman?
**[17:22] Rem**
What do you mean by that?
**[17:24] Rose**
Would you like a taste of Asterismos?
**[17:28] Diablo**
Cut it out already!
**[17:31] Rose**
Master, here is the White Ox Statue you seek.
**[17:37] Diablo**
You sure made us go through a lot of trouble.
**[17:39] Shera**
So with this, we can save
Lumachina-chan, right?
**[17:43] Rem**
But how do you go about using this?
**[17:46] Diablo**
You don't even know that much?
**[17:49] Diablo**
* That said, though, it's not*
* like I can just click "Use."*
**[17:53] Lumachina**
I can feel it.
**[17:54] Lumachina**
The warmth of God is coming from this statue.
**[18:19] Diablo**
Hey, Lumachina, are you all right?
**[18:23] Lumachina**
Yes.
**[18:26] Lumachina**
I can feel God so close to me...
**[18:31] Diablo**
*Is she... getting off on this?*
**[18:36] Lumachina**
It's so hot!
**[18:37] Lumachina**
I can't... stay on my feet...
**[18:42] Shera**
Lumachina-chan?
**[18:44] Shera**
Lumachina...
**[18:46] Shera**
The marks...
**[18:47] Shera**
The marks are a little fainter!
**[18:51] Lumachina**
It's incredible...
**[18:52] Lumachina**
The power of God...
**[18:54] Shera**
Yeah.
**[18:55] Shera**
Look, they've already grown so faint.
**[18:59] Shera**
Sorry, did that hurt?
**[19:02] Lumachina**
Right now, it's... tingling...
**[19:04] Lumachina**
and numb right there...
**[19:07] Sher**
You should be okay now.
**[19:10] Diablo**
*This* is *actually treatment, right?*
**[19:14] Lumachina**
The power of God...
**[19:16] Shera**
Yeah, I can tell.
**[19:17] Shera**
The light is steadily going
inside you, Lumachina-chan.
**[19:21] Shera**
It's almost there, Lumachina-chan.
**[19:27] Lumachina**
God is...
**[19:29] Lumachina**
God is entering me!
**[19:47] Rose**
You look so good, my master.
**[19:49] Shera**
Yeah, you look cool, Diablo!
**[19:52] Diablo**
Of course. I'm the Demon Lord
from another world, after all.
**[19:56] Horn**
Mister!
**[19:57] Horn**
A skirt?! A mini-skirt at that?!
**[20:00] Diablo**
That armor not only improves your speed,
**[20:02] Diablo**
but grants magic resistance, too.
**[20:04] Diablo**
You should accept it gratefully.
**[20:06] Horn**
Yeah, but...
**[20:07] Shera**
It's really cute!
**[20:09] Shera**
I didn't know you were a girl, though, Horn-chan.
**[20:13] Rem**
Um...
**[20:14] Rem**
How's it look? It shows...
**[20:17] Rem**
a little too much skin, doesn't it?
**[20:20] Diablo**
That clothing grants physical defense,
magic resistance, and speed buffs,
**[20:24] Diablo**
while the ring has the power
to strengthen Summons.
**[20:28] ---**
R-Right...
**[20:29] Diablo**
They're all rare items.
**[20:31] Rem**
Yes...
**[20:32] Rem**
Thank you very much.
**[20:35] Shera**
Not fair!
**[20:36] Shera**
Everyone's getting new outfits,
**[20:38] Shera**
while I'm just getting Tempest Arrows!
**[20:41] Diablo**
That's just how it is.
**[20:42] Diablo**
At your current level,
that's all you can use.
**[20:44] Shera**
Boo...
**[20:47] Shera**
Wow, pretty!
**[20:49] Shera**
Hey, can I have this?
**[20:51] Diablo**
Yeah, do as you please.
**[20:55] Diablo**
What's the matter, Horn?
**[20:57] Horn**
Oh, uh... It's nothing!
**[21:02] Shera**
So cute!
**[21:05] Diablo**
All right, it's about time to...
**[21:08] Diablo**
Rose, is something wrong?
**[21:10] Rose**
No.
**[21:11] Rose**
Granting Master's wishes is my true joy.
**[21:15] Rose**
But watching you share such
treasures with those people...
**[21:20] Rose**
makes me... makes me...
**[21:22] Rose**
crazy with envy!
**[21:29] Rose**
Before, you only adored me, Master.
**[21:35] Diablo**
*Rose...*
**[21:36] Diablo**
*Back then, she was the only one I spoke to.*
**[21:52] Diablo**
This is the first item I ever obtained.
**[21:58] Rose**
Would you like me to place this in the vault?
**[22:01] Diablo**
No, I'm not asking you to manage it.
**[22:04] Diablo**
That's... a p-pre...
**[22:07] Diablo**
The Demon Lord is bestowing it upon you!
**[22:16] Rose**
You're... giving this... to me?
**[22:21] Diablo**
Y-Yes.
**[22:24] Rose**
Thank you so much,
**[22:27] Rose**
my master.
**[22:29] Diablo**
Now even you should be able
to carry that around with you.
**[22:33] Lumachina**
Yes!
**[22:34] Lumachina**
Now we can save all those afflicted
by the Death Knell Disease!
**[22:38] Rem**
To the city, then!
**[22:39] Rose**
I think it's pointless to take it there now.
**[22:43] Lumachina**
What do you mean by that?
**[22:45] Rose**
It appears the Demon Lord's Army
is advancing on Zircon Tower City.
**[22:51] Henrick**
Reporting!
**[22:52] Henrick**
Half of the people have finished evacuating!
**[22:54] Laminitus**
Too slow! Speed it up!
**[22:56] Soldier**
Reporting!
**[22:57] Soldier**
The Demon Lord's Army is 5,000 melds away,
**[23:00] Soldier**
and roughly 300 large monsters
have been spotted!
**[23:05] (Flashback) Varakness**
I shall come to collect you on
the night of the next full moon.
**[23:09] Laminitus**
So much for the next full moon.
**[23:11] Laminitus**
Liar.
**[23:14] Laminitus**
There are 300 Fallen against
our 4,000 soldiers.
**[23:19] Laminitus**
We're an order of magnitude short!
**[23:28] Shera**
The Demon Lord's Army?!
There are so many of them!
**[23:31] Rem**
What on earth...
**[23:33] Horn**
At this rate, the city will...
**[23:35] Lumachina**
So many people will...
**[23:38] Diablo**
*I don't have any idea what's going on,*
**[23:42] Diablo**
*but saving a city under attack is an RPG staple!*
**[23:47] Diablo**
*We have to do it!*
**[23:50] Luminitus**
Someone, please save them!
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Demon Lord Army"
**[23:52] Luminitus**
My soldiers! My people!
**[23:54] Varakness**
Why, you! I'll kill you no matter what!
**[23:57] Diablo**
Return all to white, White Nova!
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: kekocha
# E6 - Demon Lord Army
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**[00:20] Henrick**
Reporting!
**[00:22] Henrick**
Ship #13 has fallen in the enemy assault!
**[00:25] Soldier**
Ship #22 can no longer sail!
**[00:29] Laminitus**
*When did the Fallen get this strong?*
**[00:31] Laminitus**
*When they were granted a Demon Lord's power?*
**[00:33] Varakness**
Fanis!
**[00:42] Laminitus**
Varakness.
**[00:45] Varakness**
Oh, my dear Fanis,
**[00:47] Varakness**
Fanis Laminitus!
**[00:50] Varakness**
I've come to take you away,
**[00:52] Varakness**
as I promised.
**[00:54] Varakness**
Have you picked out your wedding outfit?
***SIGN*** Episode 6 "Demon Lord Army"
**[02:29] Laminitus**
Screw you!
**[02:31] Laminitus**
You brought your women to the battlefield?!
**[02:33] Varakness**
These are my beloved wives and
fellow commanders of the Demon Lord's Army.
**[02:39] Varakness**
Once you've joined my harem, Fanis,
**[02:42] Varakness**
they'll be your sister brides.
**[02:45] Laminitus**
You're all fools!
**[02:47] Laminitus**
You think I'd marry a Fallen?
**[02:49] Laminitus**
Don't make me laugh!
**[02:51] Varakness**
I've already prepared your wedding ring, too.
**[02:54] Varakness**
I want you to wear it as soon as possible.
**[02:56] Varakness**
Then we'll love each other
along with these women.
**[03:00] Laminitus**
You idiot.
**[03:01] Laminitus**
I've prepared something
I want to give you, too.
**[03:05] Varakness**
Oh, Fanis, I'm so excited to hear that!
**[03:09] Laminitus**
I'll give you an end
befitting your arrogance!
**[03:13] Laminitus**
Lightning Shot!
**[03:22] Varakness**
*Won...derful!*
**[03:30] Henrick**
Oh, Laminitus-sama got him!
**[03:32] Soldiers**
We did it!
**[03:33] Soldiers**
She got the enemy commander!
**[03:34] Soldiers**
That's our king!
**[03:36] Soldiers**
King! King! King!
**[03:40] Laminitus**
Inform all our forces that the
enemy's commander is dead!
**[03:43] Laminitus**
Then attack at on—
**[03:56] Laminitus**
Wh-What?
**[04:00] Varakness**
Was that your trump card?
**[04:03] Varakness**
I'm surprised.
**[04:05] Varakness**
I've never suffered such wounds before.
**[04:08] Laminitus**
I-Impossible!
**[04:10] Laminitus**
I know I pierced his heart!
**[04:12] Varakness**
My dear Fanis,
**[04:15] Varakness**
now it's time for my gift to you.
**[04:36] Laminitus**
They even have magic like this?
**[04:40] Laminitus**
Stand strong! All units maintain—
**[04:49] Laminitus**
When did...
**[04:51] Crow**
Peek-a-boo!
**[04:54] Crow**
Varakness said to make you a sister bride,
**[04:58] Crow**
but I hate women with
bigger breasts than mine.
**[05:02] Crow**
So I don't want to let you join the harem.
**[05:06] Crow**
Could you die instead?
**[05:08] Henrick**
Laminitus-sama!
**[05:20] Crow**
Now, who's up next?
**[05:25] Laminitus**
What is this?
**[05:28] Laminitus**
Can this even be called a battle?
**[05:34] Laminitus**
This is practically...
**[05:37] Crow**
That's true.
**[05:39] Crow**
I suppose this is more a show of slaughtering
the mortal races put on by the Fallen.
**[05:45] Laminitus**
S-Someone...
**[05:47] Laminitus**
At this rate, my soldiers... and my people...
**[05:51] Laminitus**
Someone...
**[05:53] Laminitus**
Someone...
**[05:54] Laminitus**
Please save us!
**[05:57] Crow**
You're a fool.
**[05:58] Crow**
No one's going to come save you.
**[06:01] Crow**
Now die!
**[06:14] Varakness**
What is going on here?
**[06:18] Crow**
What?!
**[06:19] Crow**
What's happening?!
**[06:28] Diablo**
Listen up, you trash!
**[06:30] Diablo**
I am the Demon Lord from another world,
**[06:32] Diablo**
Diablo!
**[06:36] (Flashback) Diablo**
I don't care about a city
of the mortal races,
**[06:39] (Flashback) Diablo**
but I cannot tolerate them claiming to be
the Demon Lord's Army without my permission.
**[06:44] (Flashback) Shera**
Diablo?
**[06:45] (Flashback) Rose**
Master, are you...
**[06:46] (Flashback) Diablo**
I'll annihilate this
so-called Demon Lord's Army!
**[06:51] (Flashback) Rem**
Let's go, Diablo!
**[06:53] (Flashback) Shera**
Yeah!
**[06:54] (Flashback) Shera**
We have to help each other in times of need!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Lumachina**
Yes, I'll follow you anywhere, Diablo-sama!
**[06:59] (Flashback) Horn**
I-I'm coming, too!
**[07:02] (Flashback) Rem**
But even if we rush, it'll take
three days to reach the city...
**[07:06] (Flashback) Diablo**
We'll use this.
**[07:09] (Flashback) Diablo**
Teleportation!
**[07:10] (Flashback) Diablo**
It allows you to return to a place you've
previously set foot in within an instant.
**[07:16] (Flashback) Rose**
Master...
**[07:17] (Flashback) Rose**
I have never once left this dungeon.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Rose**
So I won't be able to...
**[07:22] (Flashback) Rose**
I'll be dreaming of the day you
return once more as I wait for you.
**[07:29] (Flashback) Rose**
No matter how long it takes.
**[07:33] Diablo**
*No one likes being left out forever.*
**[07:37] (Flashback) Diablo**
Rose, you're coming, too!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Rose**
Huh? But I...
**[07:43] (Flashback) Diablo**
If you count as one of the items I possess,
**[07:46] (Flashback) Diablo**
you should be able to teleport, too.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Rose**
An item?
**[07:53] Diablo**
* Crap! I really shouldn't treat*
* a woman like an object!*
**[07:57] (Flashback) Rose**
An item...
**[07:58] (Flashback) Rose**
Master's item...
**[08:01] (Flashback) Rose**
Oh, how lovely that sounds!
**[08:03] (Flashback) Diablo**
Huh?
**[08:04] (Flashback) Rose**
I am truly blessed.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Rose**
Please treat me as your item
and use me as you please!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Diablo**
Ready?
**[08:12] (Flashback) Diablo**
We're about to head to Zircon Tower!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Diablo**
The location will be a battlefield, so be ready!
**[08:18] (Flashback) All**
Right!
**[08:19] (Flashback) Rose**
Right.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Diablo**
Teleport!
**[08:24] Diablo**
Lightning Meteor!
**[08:30] Laminitus**
That man...
**[08:32] Crow**
Wh-What is that?!
**[08:35] Crow**
Who is that man?!
**[08:38] Laminitus**
Everyone still alive!
**[08:40] Laminitus**
Raise your guns! Raise your swords!
**[08:46] Rem**
Come forth, Asulau!
**[08:54] Rem**
Finish them all at once!
**[09:00] Rem**
I can't believe my Summon's
become this strong.
**[09:03] Rem**
This ring is incredible.
**[09:05] Rem**
Now, on to the next one!
**[09:07] Shera**
Have a Triangle Shot with Tempest Arrows!
**[09:17] Shera**
There!
**[09:18] Shera**
I'm glad everyone's safe.
**[09:20] Shera**
Now, let's keep pushing on!
**[09:26] Rose**
You got the foul smell of Fallen on
the clothes I received from my master.
**[09:32] Rose**
I won't be killing you in an instant.
**[09:37] Rose**
I'll teach you brainless
Fallen what true fear is.
**[09:47] Rose**
Now die. Asterismos!
**[09:53] Rose**
Didymoi!
**[09:57] Rose**
Karkinos!
**[10:01] Rose**
Parthenos!
**[10:08] Rose**
Oh, look what I've done.
I killed them in an instant again.
**[10:13] Rose**
Well, time to resume cleaning.
**[10:15] Lumachina**
God, grant this man your
mercy and heal his wounds.
**[10:22] Lumachina**
Save him.
**[10:23] Lumachina**
Heal him.
**[10:25] Lumachina**
Save him.
**[10:29] Lumachina**
Horn-san, who's next?
**[10:31] Horn**
R-Right!
**[10:32] Horn**
Maybe you should rest a bit, though...
**[10:35] Lumachina**
I'm fine.
**[10:36] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama is...
**[10:39] Lumachina**
No... God is on my side.
**[10:43] Diablo**
Tornado Impact!
**[10:51] Varakness**
Oh?
**[10:52] Varakness**
That Sorcerer...
**[10:54] Varakness**
Now he looks worth killing.
**[11:03] Laminitus**
Don't let those monsters into the city!
**[11:05] Diablo**
You're alive, then,
**[11:07] Diablo**
Lord of Zircon Tower?
**[11:10] Laminitus**
Diablo...
**[11:11] Laminitus**
That was you?
**[11:15] Diablo**
*This woman really is scary!*
**[11:17] Laminitus**
I'm genuinely grateful for your party's aid.
**[11:21] Diablo**
Don't misunderstand.
**[11:23] Diablo**
I simply couldn't overlook those
daring to call themselves
**[11:26] ---**
the Demon Lord's Army without my permission.
**[11:29] Laminitus**
But unless he...
**[11:30] Laminitus**
Unless Varakness is defeated,
we can't win this battle.
**[11:35] Diablo**
Varakness?
**[11:37] Laminitus**
That's right.
**[11:38] Laminitus**
He's the army's commander-in-chief,
with powers granted by a Demon Lord.
**[11:42] Laminitus**
His own might goes without saying,
**[11:44] Laminitus**
but he also commands a powerful
sorcerer and a powerful healer,
**[11:49] Laminitus**
and he has a Fallen that can
appear out of others' shadows,
**[11:51] Laminitus**
so even getting close to him isn't easy.
**[11:54] Diablo**
No matter what kind of foe he is,
once I hit him with Grand Magic...
**[11:59] Diablo**
*Huh?*
**[12:03] Diablo**
*Sh-She's kissing him?!*
**[12:05] Diablo**
*Huh?!*
**[12:06] Diablo**
*Are you kidding me?!*
**[12:08] Diablo**
*Now he's g-g-groping her damn breasts?!*
**[12:13] Diablo**
*Who on earth...*
**[12:15] Diablo**
*Rings?!*
**[12:17] Diablo**
*Wedding Rings?!*
***SIGN*** Boobs
Rings
Matching Looks
Dating
Hug
Shacked Up
In Love
Kiss
Happy Marriage
***SIGN*** Couple
Boobs
Nightly Endeavors
Romance
Holding Hands
Honeymoon
Harem
Lap Pillow
Boobs
**[12:19] Diablo**
*They're...*
**[12:21] Diablo**
*They're...*
**[12:24] Diablo**
*What is this?*
**[12:26] Diablo**
*A harem?*
**[12:27] Diablo**
* He's flirting and getting it on*
* with tits on the battlefield?!*
**[12:37] Laminitus**
Wh-What?
**[12:38] Laminitus**
What's going on?
**[12:44] Diablo**
I'm off to murder them!
**[12:47] Laminitus**
H-Hey, Diablo?
**[12:51] Varakness**
Oh? How reckless.
**[12:53] Varakness**
Challenging me to battle head-on, are you?
**[13:10] Lizard**
Varakne—
**[13:13] Varakness**
Impossible!
**[13:15] Varakness**
Wh-Why, you...
**[13:17] Diablo**
That was a stupid trick. Totally worthless.
**[13:19] Diablo**
Now try showing me your next trick.
**[13:23] Crow**
Hold it. Don't move, now.
**[13:25] Crow**
You dared to kill my little sister!
**[13:28] Crow**
Now, how shall I slice you u—
**[13:31] Crow**
Wh-What?!
**[13:32] Diablo**
Begone to a world where all has stopped.
**[13:36] Diablo**
Absolute Zero!
**[13:40] Crow**
N-No way!
**[13:42] Crow**
My body is freezing!
**[13:43] Crow**
N-No!
**[13:45] Crow**
I don't want to die!
**[13:48] Diablo**
Too late now.
**[13:52] Diablo**
Next one!
**[13:54] Varakness**
Wh-Who on earth is this mortal?
**[13:58] Varakness**
Stop that.
**[14:00] Varakness**
That man has the power of Magic Reflection.
**[14:04] Varakness**
If you use magic recklessly, you'll die.
**[14:06] Diablo**
Oh? Well done figuring it out.
**[14:09] Varakness**
I never imagined two of my
wives would be defeated.
**[14:14] Diablo**
Awfully complacent, aren't you, womanizer?
**[14:17] Diablo**
Try protecting your third wife!
**[14:20] Diablo**
Flare Burst!
**[14:31] Laminitus**
Wh-What power...
**[14:47] Varakness**
Why?!
**[14:48] Varakness**
Why did you go after them?!
**[14:51] Varakness**
Why?!
**[14:53] Diablo**
You're not making any sense.
**[14:54] Diablo**
What's so strange about attacking
the enemy that opposes you?
**[14:59] Diablo**
Besides, targeting the healer
first is just basic tactics.
**[15:03] Varakness**
Why, you...
**[15:04] Varakness**
I'll rip you apart myself!
**[15:07] Diablo**
Oh?
**[15:09] Diablo**
You'll make this a little entertaining, then?
**[15:11] Varakness**
Die!
**[15:16] Diablo**
So this is your trick?
**[15:18] Varakness**
H-How can a mortal evade me?!
**[15:21] Varakness**
I was granted power by a Demon Lord,
**[15:24] Varakness**
and in terms of level,
I'm surely at least 160!
**[15:28] Diablo**
Blame your equipment.
**[15:31] Diablo**
I don't know which Demon Lord
granted you power,
**[15:33] Diablo**
but raising your level
to the cap is standard.
**[15:37] Diablo**
After that, it's the equipment you
use that determines superiority.
**[15:42] Diablo**
Beyond that, it comes down to personal skill,
**[15:44] ---**
reaction speed, and situational awareness.
**[15:47] Varakness**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[15:49] Diablo**
You can't understand that?
**[15:51] Diablo**
But I come from another
world where that's true.
**[15:54] Diablo**
There's not a single reason
I'd lose to a mere Fallen!
**[15:58] Varakness**
You're all bark.
**[15:59] Varakness**
If I can just hit you,
**[16:01] Varakness**
I'll end you with this single blow!
**[16:05] Diablo**
It's futile.
**[16:06] Diablo**
Your attacks won't reach me thanks to the
effect of the Mystic Gem of Illusion.
**[16:11] Varakness**
What?!
**[16:14] Diablo**
I think it's about time we end this!
**[16:16] Diablo**
O White, with your purifying heat
and light, return all to white!
**[16:22] Diablo**
White Nova!
**[16:50] Varakness**
I-Impossible!
**[16:52] Varakness**
Everything is fading...
**[16:54] Diablo**
Oh? I'm surprised you're still breathing.
**[16:57] Varakness**
Why, you...
**[16:58] Varakness**
Why, you! I'll never forgive you!
**[17:04] Varakness**
I've got you now!
**[17:06] Varakness**
Energy Drain!
**[17:10] Diablo**
A blood sucking spell?
That's your trump card?
**[17:13] Diablo**
That's so disappointing for a hidden trick!
**[17:18] Varakness**
Wh-What strength...
**[17:21] Varakness**
But the Demon Lord is still—
**[17:25] Diablo**
Hmph!
**[17:25] Diablo**
No matter which Demon Lord tries
to revive, I'll pulverize them!
**[17:29] Diablo**
Because I am the true Demon Lord, Diablo!
**[17:39] Varakness**
The true Demon Lord,
**[17:42] Varakness**
you say?
**[17:47] Both**
We did it!
**[18:01] Shera**
Diablo!
**[18:03] Rem**
Diablo!
**[18:04] Horn**
Mister!
**[18:05] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama!
**[18:06] Rose**
You handled that easily.
**[18:07] Shera**
That was incredible!
**[18:07] Horn**
That was really great!
**[18:16] Laminitus**
Diablo, you provided the greatest
service in this battle.
**[18:21] Laminitus**
Thank you for saving our city.
**[18:24] Diablo**
I already told you.
**[18:26] Diablo**
I wasn't thinking about protecting
a city of the mortal races.
**[18:29] Diablo**
I simply taught them the
power of the true Demon Lord.
**[18:34] Laminitus**
So you did.
**[18:36] Shera**
So good!
**[18:37] Rem**
That's bad manners, you gluttonous elf.
**[18:41] Shera**
Water! Water!
**[18:43] Rem**
You see?
**[18:45] Diablo**
Where's Horn?
**[18:47] Lumachina**
Oh, she said was going to use the
bathroom before she sat down.
**[18:51] Shera**
Oh, yeah, she was looking a little down.
**[18:54] Rem**
I wonder if her stomach's upset.
**[19:01] Adventurer**
Hey there, Horn!
**[19:03] Adventurer**
I was shocked to learn you're a woman,
**[19:04] ---**
and one of those being
honored for the battle, at that!
**[19:09] Adventurer**
I bet you earned a huge reward, right?
**[19:11] Adventurer**
Hand it over!
**[19:13] Adventurer**
We took you with us on all of
those adventures before, right?
**[19:17] Horn**
I didn't receive any reward!
**[19:21] Horn**
I left before I did.
**[19:24] Horn**
But even if I had, I wouldn't hand it over.
**[19:26] Horn**
I'm not listening to you jerks anymore!
**[19:29] Adventurer**
What was that?!
**[19:31] Horn**
Even the same adventuring
was completely different!
**[19:34] Horn**
I had fun adventuring with all of them!
**[19:37] Horn**
I...
**[19:38] Horn**
I sucked and couldn't do anything, but...
**[19:41] Adventurer**
By "all of them," you mean the
hangers-on with the Head Priest?
**[19:45] Adventurer**
"Honored," my ass! You make me laugh!
**[19:48] Adventurer**
Speaking of them, there's that black
panther woman and that elf with huge tits.
**[19:52] Adventurer**
The women were hot!
**[19:54] Adventurer**
That damn Demon's living it up!
**[19:57] Adventurer**
I bet he spent most of the battle
hiding and quivering in the shadows!
**[20:04] Horn**
Take that back!
**[20:06] Adventurer**
What?
**[20:07] Horn**
D-Don't make fun of my friends!
**[20:11] Horn**
They're all really incredible!
**[20:14] Horn**
And every one of them worked their
hardest to protect this city!
**[20:18] Horn**
Risking their lives!
**[20:20] Horn**
They're nothing like you trash,
extorting money from the weak!
**[20:26] Adventurer**
Oh?
**[20:27] Adventurer**
So those are your final words, huh?
**[20:32] Horn**
If I stayed quiet and let
you insult my friends,
**[20:37] Horn**
I'd never forgive myself!
**[20:40] Adventurer**
Then die!
**[20:41] Diablo**
It reeks.
**[20:44] Diablo**
It reeks of monsters out here.
**[20:47] Adventurer**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[20:49] Diablo**
Horn...
**[20:51] Diablo**
I didn't know monsters showed up
in the middle of the city here.
**[20:54] Diablo**
Though they're all low-level trash mobs.
**[20:56] Horn**
M-Mister!
**[20:58] Adventurer**
You bastard!
**[21:00] Adventurer**
Get him!
**[21:10] Diablo**
This is an exception, got it?
**[21:13] Horn**
I know.
**[21:16] Horn**
I...
**[21:18] Horn**
I...
**[21:18] Horn**
wasn't of any use at all.
**[21:21] Horn**
So I thought I didn't belong there.
**[21:25] Diablo**
*No use, huh?*
**[21:28] Diablo**
So what?
**[21:29] Horn**
Huh?
**[21:31] Diablo**
Did someone tell you to leave?
**[21:34] Horn**
No...
**[21:34] Diablo**
Then did you want to leave yourself?
**[21:38] Horn**
A-Absolutely not!
**[21:40] Horn**
I wanted...
**[21:42] Diablo**
No one's told you to leave.
**[21:44] Diablo**
And you don't want to leave, either.
**[21:48] Diablo**
So there's no need for you to leave.
**[21:51] Diablo**
Is there anything wrong with that?
**[21:54] Horn**
Th-There isn't.
**[21:57] Horn**
I want to stay with everyone!
**[22:02] Diablo**
Then you should stay with
us as long as you like.
**[22:05] Horn**
O-Okay.
**[22:06] Diablo**
I can't hear you!
**[22:07] Horn**
O-Okay!
**[22:12] Diablo**
What? Are you crying?
**[22:14] Horn**
I-I'm not crying!
**[22:16] Diablo**
You're crying.
**[22:16] Horn**
I'm not crying!
**[23:50] Klem**
These are good!
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Little Demon Lord"
**[23:51] Klem**
Owner, bring out more biscuits!
**[23:53] Edelgard**
Oh! The Demon Lord is finally motivated!
**[23:57] Galford**
I can't turn a blind eye to a Demon Lord
and a Fallen within the city.
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Kantoku
# E7 - Little Demon Lord
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**[00:03] Diablo**
* What's that haughty Laminitus*
* doing in my room?*
**[00:08] Diablo**
*In that outfit, no less!*
**[00:10] Laminitus**
I would like to have you stay here
in Zircon Tower for a long time.
**[00:19] Diablo**
*That's a lot to ask, considering...*
**[00:21] Diablo**
*Lumachina already requested my aid.*
**[00:24] (Flashback) Lumachina**
I don't know if the Church can protect people
from the resurrected Demon Lord so long as
**[00:29] (Flashback) ---**
it's in the hands of those
indulging in selfish desires.
**[00:32] (Flashback) Diablo**
What do you intend to do?
**[00:34] (Flashback) Lumachina**
Well, I think I'll return
to the royal capital.
**[00:37] (Flashback) Diablo**
Have you forgotten that
people are after your life?
**[00:42] (Flashback) Diablo**
Do you want to die?
**[00:44] (Flashback) Lumachina**
Diablo-sama!
**[00:46] (Flashback) Lumachina**
Please lend me your power!
**[00:50] Diablo**
*I guess I'll just have to go with her.*
**[00:53] Diablo**
* Now, how to explain that to Laminitus*
* like a Demon Lord would?*
**[00:57] Diablo**
Hmph. My enemy lies in the royal capital.
**[00:59] Diablo**
If you plan to interfere, then I—
**[01:02] Diablo**
Wait, hey!
**[01:03] Laminitus**
There's no need to rush there, right?
**[01:05] Laminitus**
I've prepared a fitting show
of hospitality, you know.
**[01:09] Diablo**
*Is this her idea of hospitality?!*
**[01:13] Laminitus**
It's so hard, Diablo.
**[01:15] Diablo**
*My horns! It's because I have horns!*
**[01:18] Laminitus**
You're so strong, Diablo.
**[01:21] Diablo**
M-My body is Level 150...
**[01:23] Laminitus**
I think we can we both enjoy this.
**[01:26] Laminitus**
It's my nature to master everything I do.
**[01:29] Laminitus**
It'll be the best you've ever had.
**[01:31] Diablo**
*What will?!*
**[01:34] Laminitus**
I'll make sure you don't want to leave me.
**[01:41] Diablo**
*I need to run right now!*
**[01:43] Diablo**
There's a Fallen outside the window!
**[01:45] Laminitus**
What?
**[01:47] Laminitus**
Diablo?
**[01:48] Laminitus**
Hey!
**[01:54] Laminitus**
I'm not letting you get away next time,
**[01:56] Laminitus**
Diablo.
***SIGN*** Episode 7 "Little Demon Lord"
**[03:29] Shera**
It's Faltra!
**[03:31] Rem**
We finally made it back.
**[03:33] Rem**
I hope Klem and Edelgard are all right.
**[03:36] Shera**
We asked Mei-chan to watch over them,
so I'm sure they're fine.
**[03:39] Horn**
We're heading to the royal capital
as soon as everyone's ready, right?
**[03:42] Diablo**
Yes.
**[03:43] Diablo**
And to that end, we'll first need a carriage.
**[03:46] Rem**
I'll make the arrangements for that.
**[03:49] Horn**
Oh, I'll go with you!
**[03:52] Shera**
What's the matter?
**[03:54] Lumachina**
I'd like to visit the church in this city.
**[03:58] Shera**
Huh? Is that safe?
**[04:00] Rem**
You're being targeted by the
Cardinals who control the Church.
**[04:06] Rem**
The priest here could turn
out to be an enemy, too.
**[04:09] Lumachina**
But there was a battle against the Fallen
recently here in Faltra, and many people...
**[04:16] Lumachina**
I want to offer prayers for their sacrifice.
**[04:19] Rem**
If that's the case...
**[04:21] Shera**
I'll show you the way there!
**[04:23] Rem**
I'll be worried if Shera's
your only guard, though.
**[04:26] Shera**
What?!
**[04:27] Emile**
In that case!
**[04:30] Emile**
If a woman needs protecting,
leave it to me!
**[04:35] Emile**
My name is Emile Bichelberger!
**[04:38] Emile**
I'm an ally to all women!
**[04:40] Emile**
And an ally to allies of women!
**[04:43] Rose**
Master, this human is suspicious.
**[04:46] Horn**
Who's this guy?
**[04:48] Diablo**
*Well, he definitely does seem suspicious.*
**[04:51] Lumachina**
Could I ask you to protect me?
**[04:53] Lumachina**
I'll be counting on your help.
**[04:55] Emile**
I'm happy you believe in me.
**[04:58] Emile**
I will protect you for sure!
**[05:00] Sylvie**
Hey!
**[05:01] Sylvie**
You shouldn't accept a quest
in the middle of another quest!
**[05:05] Emile**
But Guildmaster...
**[05:07] Emile**
It's defending a woman.
That takes highest priority!
**[05:10] Sylvie**
Honestly... You're in the middle
of sword training, you know.
**[05:13] Rem**
Sylvie, long time no see.
**[05:16] Shera**
We're back!
**[05:17] Sylvie**
Welcome back, Rem-san,
Shera-chan, and Diablo-san!
**[05:22] Sylvie**
You've got even more women
with you again, I see.
**[05:24] Diablo**
There are reasons for that.
**[05:26] Sylvie**
Looks like little has changed, then.
**[05:28] Sylvie**
Oh, by the way, Klem-chan is at a bakery
called Peter's in the southern district.
**[05:33] Diablo**
A bakery?
**[05:34] Diablo**
Is she there to buy biscuits or something?
**[05:36] Sylvie**
No.
**[05:37] Sylvie**
Apparently Edelgard-san started
working there part-time.
**[05:41] Rem**
A Fallen is working part-time at a bakery?
**[05:46] Rose**
Would this be the bakery in question?
**[05:49] Diablo**
Yes.
**[05:55] Diablo**
*Wh-What in the world...*
**[05:57] Diablo**
*is this shady-looking shop?!*
**[06:03] Edelgard**
Welcome...
**[06:04] Edelgard**
Welcome home,
**[06:08] Edelgard**
Demon Lord!
**[06:10] Diablo**
Edelgard, you're really
working here part-time?
**[06:14] Edelgard**
I will earn money to pay for
the Demon Lord's biscuits.
**[06:23] Diablo**
*She's sure got it rough.*
**[06:24] Mei**
Oh, it's Diablo-san!
**[06:28] Mei**
Welcome home, Demon Lord! Nyanya!
**[06:32] Diablo**
You're Mei, the girl from the inn.
**[06:35] Diablo**
What happened to Peace of Mind?
**[06:38] Mei**
We haven't been getting many guests lately.
**[06:41] Mei**
With the rumors about the Demon Lord's
resurrection, fewer people are traveling west.
**[06:46] Diablo**
*She has it rough, too.*
**[06:49] Mei**
Oh, this is a Fallen café, nya.
**[06:51] Mei**
Relax and enjoy yourself, nya!
**[06:54] Diablo**
*A Fallen café?*
**[06:56] Diablo**
* I get it. That would keep*
* Edelgard from standing out.*
**[06:58] Peter**
Hey, now, stop playing around.
**[07:01] Edelgard**
Boss...
**[07:03] Peter**
We're a normal bakery, you know...
**[07:06] Peter**
But it's all gone crazy since
we hired Edelgard-chan.
**[07:10] Klem**
They're so good!
**[07:13] Diablo**
Wait, Klem, that's where you were?
**[07:16] Klem**
Owner, bring out more biscuits!
**[07:20] Peter**
Jeez...
**[07:21] Peter**
This one's been eating
biscuits since this morning.
**[07:23] Peter**
Eat some bread now and then, too.
**[07:26] Edelgard**
The Demon Lord's orders are absolute.
**[07:32] Edelgard**
Refusing them warrants death.
**[07:37] Peter**
I'll go bake some biscuits!
**[07:39] Diablo**
*Hang in there, owner!*
**[07:41] Diablo**
*World peace rests on this shop's biscuits!*
**[07:45] Klem**
I see you've returned safely, Diablo.
**[07:47] Diablo**
I'm still traveling. We're heading
to the royal capital next.
**[07:50] Klem**
Did you butt into some trouble again?
**[07:53] Diablo**
Something like that.
**[07:56] Klem**
Watching you reminds me of the Hero.
**[07:59] Diablo**
That's not funny.
**[08:01] Diablo**
I'm the Demon Lord.
**[08:03] Diablo**
* Though in this store, I just look*
* like a customer who's into the act.*
**[08:08] Klem**
So what are you going to
the royal capital for?
**[08:11] Klem**
Is a Demon Lord like you going to side
with that Human who reeks of God?
**[08:16] Diablo**
Hmph.
**[08:17] Diablo**
I'm just going there to
crush some annoying pests.
**[08:21] Klem**
That's exactly what makes
you sound like the Hero.
**[08:24] Diablo**
Huh?
**[08:26] Klem**
Well, just try to be careful.
**[08:28] Klem**
There's an odd presence in the east.
**[08:31] Klem**
It's not a Demon Lord,
**[08:32] Klem**
but it's some kind of great power.
**[08:35] Diablo**
Oh?
**[08:36] Celes**
I'm interested in hearing about that.
**[08:39] Celes**
Long time no see, Diablo-san.
**[08:42] Diablo**
Celestine Baudelaire?!
**[08:44] Diablo**
What are you doing in a place like this?
**[08:47] Celes**
Oh, you know I can't leave this city.
**[08:50] Celes**
So what's wrong with having a little tea?
**[08:52] Diablo**
* Yeah, but should the person responsible for*
* the barrier that keeps monsters out of Faltra*
**[08:54] Klem**
The biscuits here are delicious!
**[08:56] ---**
* be visiting a café where*
* the Demon Lord's present?*
**[08:56] Celes**
My, perhaps I should try some, then.
**[08:59] Celes**
*Oh, actually... I guess it's because*
**[09:03] ---**
*I asked her to watch over Klem when we left.*
**[09:06] Celes**
Klem-chan and I are café buddies.
**[09:09] Klem**
We are!
**[09:11] Diablo**
*How peaceful.*
**[09:13] Punk**
Hey, hey!
**[09:14] Punk**
Who gave you permission to run a shop here?!
**[09:18] Punk**
You don't think the Measmos
family means business?!
**[09:21] Peter**
H-Heavens, no!
**[09:22] Punk**
Huh?!
**[09:24] Diablo**
* Ugh, what's going on now?*
* I don't want to get involved.*
**[09:27] Punk**
Hey, today's your lucky day.
**[09:30] Punk**
We'll sell you this Pig Statue
of Profitable Business
**[09:32] Punk**
that the Mage's Association
created for just 10,000 friths!
**[09:36] Peter**
That's so much money!
**[09:37] Punk**
You know you're happy about it!
**[09:40] Punk**
Come on, buy it!
**[09:40] Celes**
I don't recall us ever making
something in such poor taste.
**[09:42] Peter**
Please, spare me!
**[09:45] Punk**
You think we don't mean business, huh?!
**[09:45] Edelgard**
What a problem.
**[09:47] Edelgard**
Customers are precious.
**[09:50] Peter**
But still...
**[09:51] Punk**
You okay with not being able to do
business anymore? Huh, huh, huh?!
**[09:51] Mei**
So they're finally showing
up around here, too...
**[09:54] Punk**
Come on!
**[09:55] Diablo**
*Oh, well...*
**[09:56] Punk**
Pay up, damn it!
**[10:08] Punk**
Look! Now you're causing
trouble for your customers!
**[10:12] Diablo**
*You idiot!*
**[10:18] Klem**
Infinity—
**[10:21] Diablo**
Don't kill him!
**[10:28] Klem**
You imbecile.
**[10:30] Klem**
You've angered a Demon Lord.
**[10:32] Klem**
You should pay for your lack of knowledge
and character with a violent death.
**[10:32] Punk**
My nose is bleeding!
**[10:38] Klem**
Or so I would like to say,
**[10:39] Klem**
but my master has ordered me not
to kill you, so I have to let you off.
**[10:43] Punk**
W-We won't forget this!
**[10:46] Klem**
Who was that?
**[10:48] Peter**
A-A member of the Measmos family.
**[10:51] Mei**
To be blunt, they're a
criminal organization, nya.
**[10:54] Mei**
But they're smart about the way they operate,
**[10:56] Mei**
so the local knights haven't
been able to arrest them.
**[10:58] Peter**
Many people in the city have
suffered at their hands.
**[11:01] Peter**
I have no choice now but to close up shop.
**[11:06] Klem**
But then I won't be able
to eat any biscuits!
**[11:10] Klem**
Damn that Measmos family!
**[11:12] Klem**
I'll exterminate them!
**[11:15] Diablo**
*Hey, now...*
**[11:17] Measmos**
Oh? There was someone that strong there?
**[11:20] Punk**
My apologies, boss!
**[11:23] Measmos**
Interesting.
**[11:28] Diablo**
Rust Burst!
**[11:36] Klem**
That's a rather plain spell
for you to use, isn't it?
**[11:39] Klem**
What happened to the one
you used against me?
**[11:43] Diablo**
Which one?
**[11:44] Klem**
Apocalypse Abyss, was it?
**[11:47] Diablo**
* If I used that one, this whole*
* area would become a wasteland!*
**[11:51] Diablo**
I don't enjoy meaningless
commotion, that's all.
**[11:55] Flunky**
What's all this commotion?!
**[11:57] Flunky**
Which organization are you with?!
**[12:01] Flunky**
Do you realize this belongs
to the Measmos family?!
**[12:05] Edelgard**
You dare defy...
**[12:09] Edelgard**
the Demon Lord?
**[12:12] Edelgard**
I'll kill you!
**[12:14] Edelgard**
I'll kill all of them!
**[12:17] Flunky**
Wh-Who is this?!
**[12:20] Diablo**
This is bad!
**[12:22] Diablo**
* If they kill anyone, even villains,*
* they won't be able to stay in the city!*
**[12:26] Rose**
Please wait.
**[12:28] Rose**
You mustn't kill them.
**[12:30] Diablo**
*Rose!*
**[12:31] Rose**
Death is too lenient for any
fool who dares to defy Master.
**[12:36] Rose**
We must mince their limbs one by one
**[12:38] Rose**
and teach them the full weight
of the sins they've committed.
**[12:43] Diablo**
*That's even worse!*
**[12:45] Flunky**
Quit screwing around!
**[12:46] Flunky**
Don't underestimate us!
**[12:49] Diablo**
*If this keeps going, we're in trouble.*
**[12:51] Diablo**
Explosion!
**[12:59] Flunky**
Was that magic?
**[13:01] Diablo**
Hmph.
**[13:01] Diablo**
So slow.
**[13:03] Diablo**
You three stand back.
**[13:04] Rose**
Pardon me.
**[13:06] Edelgard**
No fair!
**[13:07] Edelgard**
I want to get them, too!
**[13:10] Diablo**
*But if you do it, you'll kill them!*
**[13:16] Klem**
For crying out loud! Where is this Measmos guy?
**[13:21] Flunky**
What power!
**[13:23] Scarface**
My goodness...
**[13:25] Scarface**
I can't believe anyone's dumb
enough to storm the mansion.
**[13:29] Scarface**
Apparently, they don't know
that I've been hired.
**[13:32] Flunky**
Scarface is finally going to act!
**[13:35] Flunky**
Yeah!
**[13:37] Flunky**
He's the living legend who
defeated that Grand Orc in a duel!
**[13:42] Flunky**
He did it barehanded, too!
**[13:48] Klem**
Are you Measmos?
**[13:51] Scarface**
If you can beat me,
I'll tell you where the boss is.
**[13:55] Klem**
You're not Measmos?
**[13:56] Klem**
I came here to see Measmos,
and I keep finding anything but!
**[14:01] Scarface**
It goes against my policy to
hit women and children,
**[14:04] Scarface**
but I'll make exceptions if it's for the job.
**[14:06] Scarface**
I won't hold back!
**[14:11] Klem**
Yah.
**[14:17] Klem**
How was that?!
**[14:20] Edelgard**
Impressive.
**[14:22] Diablo**
You went overboard.
**[14:24] Rose**
I thought we were getting him
to tell us where Measmos is?
**[14:27] Klem**
I screwed up!
**[14:32] Diablo**
Hey!
**[14:33] Diablo**
If you value your life, then answer me.
**[14:37] Measmos**
You still haven't defeated the intruders?
**[14:40] Flunky**
Rest assured, Scarface will
take care of them soon enough.
**[14:44] Measmos**
I thought he was too expensive,
**[14:46] Measmos**
but he's reassuring to have at a time like this.
**[14:51] Klem**
Hey! Is Measmos in here?!
**[14:57] Measmos**
I didn't think you'd make it this far.
**[15:05] Measmos**
Wh-Wh-What organization hired you?!
**[15:09] Measmos**
The Lord? The Commerce Guild?
**[15:12] Measmos**
How much did they pay you?! How much?!
**[15:12] Diablo**
*This is their boss?*
**[15:14] Measmos**
Tell me! Come on, tell me!
**[15:14] Diablo**
*He's just some shabby old dude.*
**[15:16] Measmos**
I-I know! Why don't you side with me?
**[15:19] Measmos**
I can pay you!
**[15:20] Measmos**
I'll pay double!
**[15:21] Klem**
I don't care about the organizations
of the mortal races.
**[15:24] Klem**
This is pure retaliation!
**[15:28] Measmos**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[15:31] Diablo**
*Yeah, I guess there's no way he'd understand.*
**[15:33] Diablo**
* Who'd expect a Demon Lord to attack*
* in retaliation for ruining her biscuits?*
**[15:38] Klem**
I'll slaughter you all!
**[15:40] Klem**
You can regret angering the
Demon Lord in the afterlife!
**[15:45] Diablo**
*Oh, no!*
**[15:46] Diablo**
Wait!
**[15:47] Klem**
Infinity Detonation!
**[16:07] Klem**
Diablo! Why can I not kill this man, either?
**[16:13] Diablo**
* If I said, "Even if they're a villain,*
* I don't want to see anyone die,"*
**[16:17] Diablo**
*it wouldn't be in character for a Demon Lord.*
**[16:19] Diablo**
*What do I do?*
**[16:20] Edelgard**
Oh, I know.
**[16:22] Edelgard**
We'll mince his limbs...
**[16:25] Rose**
And teach him the weight of his sins.
**[16:30] Diablo**
No!
**[16:32] Diablo**
Don't you dare!
**[16:34] Diablo**
In short, even if we kill him,
his evil deeds won't go away.
**[16:37] Klem**
But wouldn't killing him be quicker?
**[16:40] Diablo**
*It's no use!*
**[16:41] Diablo**
* My party members have nothing*
* but murder on their minds!*
**[16:45] Edelgard**
I know!
**[16:46] Edelgard**
We have him apologize for his crimes!
**[16:48] Klem**
Apologize?
**[16:49] Klem**
Is that really enough?
**[16:51] Edelgard**
The boss taught me to apologize
when I broke the dishes.
**[16:58] Diablo**
Ah, yes!
**[16:59] Diablo**
Exactly!
**[17:01] Diablo**
Have him atone by doing good deeds
equal to the crimes he's committed.
**[17:04] Klem**
Oh, that idea kind of sounds better!
**[17:07] Klem**
That's just like you, Diablo!
**[17:09] Klem**
Did you hear him?!
**[17:11] Measmos**
Yes! I heard him clearly!
**[17:14] Klem**
So as he said, you're going to do good things!
**[17:17] Measmos**
Yes! I'll do good things, as he said!
**[17:20] Klem**
Now you've said it.
**[17:21] Klem**
And if you try to deceive this Demon Lord,
I'll feed you to a hundred monsters,
**[17:26] Klem**
so bear that in mind.
**[17:35] Klem**
Sheesh... Dragging that
God-reeking woman around...
**[17:41] Rem**
You went through all that?
**[17:43] Lumachina**
That sounds rough.
**[17:45] Horn**
But that's the boss for you!
**[17:48] Shera**
Yeah, Hiaflo's infrehifle!
**[17:51] Galford**
Excuse me.
**[17:53] Crowd**
Oh, my...
**[17:53] Crowd**
Galford-sama?
**[17:55] Crowd**
Didn't expect that.
**[17:57] Diablo**
*Ack! Galford?!*
**[18:01] Galford**
It's been a while, Diablo.
**[18:03] Diablo**
What do you want? I'm eating here.
**[18:06] Galford**
I'm not here for you today.
**[18:09] Galford**
A certain suspicion has been
raised about that child.
**[18:13] Klem**
Huh? Who are you?
**[18:16] Galford**
I'm the Lord in charge of
this Fortress City, Faltra...
**[18:19] Galford**
Chester Ray Galford.
**[18:22] Klem**
Oh? So you're this city's...
**[18:24] Klem**
I see.
**[18:25] Klem**
The biscuits here are delicious!
**[18:28] Klem**
You have my praise!
**[18:29] Galford**
One of my subordinates undercover
with a certain organization
**[18:32] ---**
delivered an intriguing report.
**[18:35] Galford**
He said a young girl attacked the organization
with magic he'd never seen before,
**[18:39] Galford**
and claimed she was a Demon Lord.
**[18:43] Galford**
Is that true?
**[18:44] Diablo**
* He had men undercover*
* with the Measmos family?*
**[18:47] Diablo**
* You're that passionate*
* about your work, Galford?*
**[18:51] Rem**
Lord, Klem is still a child!
**[18:54] Galford**
I know.
**[18:55] Galford**
I don't intend to accept
every report as fact.
**[18:59] Rem**
Then...
**[18:59] Galford**
I'll conduct a thorough investigation
at our military facility.
**[19:03] Galford**
Surely you won't refuse, right?
**[19:06] Rem**
Th-That's...
**[19:10] Diablo**
Do you intend to take action against me?
**[19:13] Galford**
I would prefer not to...
**[19:15] Galford**
But I can't turn a blind eye to a
Demon Lord and Fallen within the city.
**[19:20] Galford**
Even if it costs my life.
**[19:25] Mei**
Um...
**[19:27] Galford**
What?
**[19:28] Mei**
Excuse me for interrupting, nya.
**[19:30] Mei**
The owner of the bakery's here for Klem-chan.
**[19:33] Peter**
Hello.
**[19:34] Klem**
Oh, Owner! What did you need?
**[19:37] Peter**
Well, we had a messenger from the
Measmos family come by after that,
**[19:40] Peter**
and they said they won't
demand tribute anymore.
**[19:43] Peter**
They even left money in apology.
**[19:45] Peter**
They said it was a promise to you, Klem-chan.
**[19:49] Peter**
Now I can keep the shop going!
**[19:52] Peter**
Thank you so much!
**[19:54] Klem**
I see, I see.
**[19:56] Klem**
Well, Diablo's the one who
encouraged them to do that.
**[19:59] Diablo**
Oh, I didn't do anything.
**[20:02] Peter**
Come by our shop again, Demon Lord!
**[20:06] Peter**
Oh, Galford-sama...
**[20:08] Peter**
Demon Lord is just a name
we use for fun in the shop.
**[20:12] Galford**
For fun?
**[20:14] Celes**
Oh, my...
**[20:15] Celes**
The Lord.
**[20:17] Galford**
Celestine Baudelaire?
**[20:20] Galford**
Should you be walking around at night?
**[20:22] Celes**
Tonight is special.
**[20:24] Celes**
I wanted to thank Klem-chan.
**[20:27] Celes**
The people who pretended to be with the
Mage's Association to sell things like this
**[20:30] ---**
came by to apologize.
**[20:32] Celes**
Looks like it was thanks to you.
**[20:34] Celes**
Thank you.
**[20:36] Klem**
I see, I see.
**[20:39] Mei**
Um...
**[20:41] Galford**
Is there still more?
**[20:44] Mei**
Nyan!
**[20:46] Mei**
There are a lot more people who
came here to say thank you, nya!
**[20:49] Townsfolk**
She saved us!
**[20:49] Mei**
Can I let them in, nya?
**[20:50] Townsfolk**
Those men won't be coming
to our shop anymore!
**[20:54] Both**
Yo! Yo!
**[20:56] DJKoo**
You helped and saved and
spared our shop too, hoo!
**[21:01] DJMotsu**
A banging thank you! I love you!
**[21:04] DJKoo**
Klem-chan rules!
**[21:06] DJMotsu**
Yo!
**[21:11] Galford**
I think I'll take my leave.
**[21:12] Rem**
Huh?!
**[21:13] Rem**
U-Um, but why?
**[21:16] Galford**
There's no Demon Lord who would earn
such gratitude from so many citizens.
**[21:21] Galford**
And I don't have enough time to spare
for investigating impossible suspicions.
**[21:31] Diablo**
*Thank goodness.*
**[21:35] Lumachina**
Thank you for all your help,
**[21:37] Lumachina**
adventurer Emile Bichelberger.
**[21:41] Emile**
It's a shame I can't go with you!
**[21:43] Emile**
Please be well.
**[21:44] Rem**
That's the Head Priest for you.
**[21:46] Shera**
She didn't falter at all.
**[21:47] Slyvie**
I'm sure it'll be difficult,
but good luck, Diablo-san.
**[21:51] Diablo**
Hmph. I'm the Demon Lord.
**[21:53] Diablo**
It won't be a problem.
**[21:57] Lumachina**
Now, let's set out!
**[21:59] Lumachina**
To the Great Cathedral of the
royal capital, Seven Wall!
**[22:06] Vishos**
Oh? So Lumachina's still alive.
**[22:10] Grun**
Yes.
**[22:11] Vishos**
Well, no matter.
**[22:13] Vishos**
She won't make it in time now.
**[23:50] Alicia**
This world needs a purge brought
about by a Demon Lord! Right now!
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Visit to the Royal Capital"
**[23:53] Vishos**
Welcome home, Lumachina-sama.
**[23:56] Lumachina**
No matter how great the cost, you must
repent for the sins you've committed!
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Asanagi
# E8 - Visit to the Royal Capital
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4W4XZ/visit-to-the-royal-capital)
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**[00:01] Rem**
I can't go on any longer.
**[00:04] Rem**
Go on... without...
**[00:13] Shera**
Rem!
**[00:13] Lumachina**
Rem-san!
**[00:19] Shera**
Outside! Outside!
**[00:20] Lumachina**
Is she all right?
**[00:21] Diablo**
Well, it's nothing new.
**[00:23] Horn**
Still, that's some awful motion sickness.
**[00:27] Rem**
I can't take this!
**[00:29] Horn**
Oh, Mister!
**[00:30] Horn**
You can see it now!
**[00:34] Diablo**
So that's the royal capital,
**[00:37] Diablo**
Seven Wall.
**[00:40] Soldier**
What's your business here?!
**[00:42] Soldier**
A shady man with horns?
**[00:45] Soldier**
You're not a Fallen, are you?!
**[00:47] Diablo**
*Come on, they surrounded us?*
**[00:50] Diablo**
* Lumachina's with us,*
* so I don't want any commotion here.*
**[00:53] Soldier**
Hey, you there, woman!
**[00:56] Soldier**
Remove your hood and reveal your face!
**[00:58] Diablo**
*Oh, well. I'll just intimidate them a bit.*
**[01:03] Diablo**
If you're pointing a spear at me, I assume
you're prepared for the consequences.
**[01:10] Soldier**
Wh-Why, you...
**[01:13] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[01:15] Diablo**
*I can't back down.*
**[01:17] Diablo**
*Well, I have no choice now...*
**[01:19] Alicia**
Please wait.
**[01:22] Alicia**
Could you let those people through?
**[01:28] Diablo**
You're...
**[01:30] Alicia**
It's been a long time.
**[01:31] Alicia**
I received Rem-sama's letter, and I've
been waiting for you, Diablo-sama.
**[01:38] Diablo**
Alicia?
***SIGN*** Episode 8 "Visit to the Royal Capital"
**[03:11] Horn**
Incredible!
**[03:13] Shera**
You can see the whole capital from here!
**[03:16] Horn**
It's amazing!
**[03:18] Alicia**
Please use this inn however you like
during your stay in the royal capital.
**[03:22] Rem**
Um, Alicia, we appreciate your kindness...
**[03:27] Rem**
But if we stay in a place like this,
we'll run out of money fast.
**[03:30] Alicia**
You needn't worry about that.
**[03:33] Alicia**
Just leave it all to me.
**[03:35] Rem**
Huh? Then...
**[03:37] Alicia**
Yes.
**[03:37] Alicia**
If Diablo-sama wished it,
I would buy this inn outright.
**[03:42] Rem**
Wh-What... did she... say?
**[03:45] Lumachina**
Rem-san!
**[03:46] Daiblo**
Hmm... Well said.
**[03:48] Daiblo**
*Damn! Just how rich is Alicia?!*
**[03:52] Alicia**
I apologize for the delayed
introduction, Head Priest.
**[03:57] Alicia**
I am Alicia Cristela, an Imperial Knight.
**[04:00] Alicia**
It's an honor to meet you.
**[04:02] Lumachina**
Thank you for your assistance at the gate.
**[04:05] Alicia**
I'm glad to have been of service.
**[04:08] Rose**
Excuse me, but...
**[04:10] Rose**
What is your relationship to my master?
**[04:14] Alicia**
And you are?
**[04:15] Rose**
My entire being exists to serve my master.
**[04:21] Diablo**
*Sh-Shoot!*
**[04:23] Diablo**
*Alicia is a Demon Lord worshiper*
**[04:25] ---**
* who put our lives in danger*
* to resurrect the Demon Lord.*
**[04:30] Diablo**
* Even though she's sworn loyalty to*
* me now, if Rose learns about that...*
**[04:35] Diablo**
Rose, you don't need to pry.
**[04:37] Alicia**
If he asked me to die...
**[04:39] Alicia**
If he asked me to die, then I would die.
**[04:41] Alicia**
Does that explanation suffice?
**[04:44] Rose**
Then it would be correct to recognize
you as one of my master's possessions?
**[04:50] Alicia**
Unless he has forsaken me.
**[04:55] Rose**
Understood.
**[04:57] Rose**
Then I shall I recognize you
as one of Master's possessions.
**[05:02] Alicia**
Thank you.
**[05:03] Alicia**
And you must be Horn-san, then.
**[05:06] Alicia**
I heard you recently joined his companions.
**[05:07] Diablo**
*She got past Rose so easily...*
**[05:08] Horn**
That's right! I'm Horn!
**[05:09] Diablo**
*Her communication skills are scary!*
**[05:13] Shera**
I can't go on any longer.
**[05:15] Shera**
Farewell!
**[05:17] Shera**
Thank you... for everything...
**[05:23] Horn**
It hurts.
**[05:24] Horn**
I can't eat any more.
**[05:27] Shera**
Me neither.
**[05:28] Rem**
Good grief.
**[05:29] Lumachina**
Even my healing can't help with this.
**[05:31] Horn**
I wanted to eat a lot so I can become big and
strong like you, Mister, and help out more.
**[05:37] Rem**
Grasswalkers will always look like children,
even after reaching adulthood.
**[05:41] Horn**
I know that's true, but...
**[05:44] Diablo**
Well, just take your time
and serve me faithfully.
**[05:47] Rose**
If my master desires it,
**[05:50] Rose**
then as much as I wouldn't like it,
**[05:53] Rose**
there is a way to empower her.
**[05:56] Horn**
Empower me?
**[05:59] Rose**
If you place this treasure around your neck,
**[06:01] Rose**
it will form a Master-Servant Pact
with my master,
**[06:04] Rose**
and the Servant's abilities
will be empowered, too.
**[06:07] Horn**
A Master-Servant Pact?
**[06:10] Horn**
Sounds nice.
**[06:11] Horn**
A pact with him, huh?
**[06:14] Rem**
Hold on a minute.
**[06:15] Rem**
Doesn't the servant who forges that
pact die when the master does?
**[06:20] Diablo**
Please let me go to heaven!
**[06:21] Horn**
I-I'll die?!
**[06:24] Rose**
What's the problem with that?
**[06:26] Rose**
My master possesses unparalleled power,
**[06:29] Rose**
so becoming his servant would grant
more benefits than words can explain.
**[06:34] Horn**
I'd become that powerful?
**[06:35] Horn**
But I'd die...
**[06:38] Rem**
Listen carefully, Horn.
**[06:39] Rem**
Once you forge that pact,
there's no way to go back.
**[06:42] Rem**
Also, how will you go about finding work
**[06:44] Rem**
or someone to marry you in the future
if you have a collar around your neck?
**[06:53] Rem**
What are you going to do?
**[06:57] Shera**
Marriage?
**[07:00] Horn**
I...
**[07:02] Diablo**
What?
**[07:08] Rose**
I take it back.
**[07:10] Rose**
The idea of letting riffraff get close
to my master is outrageous!
**[07:15] Alicia**
I've arranged sleeping
chambers for each of you.
**[07:18] Alicia**
It might be a little cramped
for you, Diablo-sama.
**[07:21] Alicia**
Please forgive me.
**[07:22] Diablo**
No, it won't be a problem.
**[07:24] Diablo**
*This is practically a king's bedroom.*
**[07:28] Diablo**
So it seems you've already
surmised the general situation.
**[07:31] Alicia**
Yes.
**[07:32] Alicia**
Diablo-sama, might I draw closer to you?
**[07:36] Diablo**
Yes, I'll allow it.
**[07:38] Alicia**
Pardon me.
**[07:42] Diablo**
*Uh...*
**[07:43] Diablo**
*She's getting this close?*
**[07:45] Alicia**
You've come to the royal capital
because of Lumachina-sama, yes?
**[07:49] Diablo**
Y-Yes.
**[07:51] Alicia**
The king hasn't learned that
I plotted to resurrect the Demon Lord,
**[07:56] Alicia**
but I was held responsible for
my absence during the emergency,
**[07:59] Alicia**
so I'm currently under confinement.
**[08:02] Alicia**
But I believe I can prove
useful to you, Diablo-sama.
**[08:06] Alicia**
Please tell me the details.
**[08:10] Diablo**
*She's a virgin killer!*
**[08:12] Diablo**
* She manages to look innocent*
* instead of slutty*
**[08:14] ---**
* while making such a strong appeal*
* with her feminine features!*
**[08:18] Diablo**
*She's a true virgin killer!*
**[08:20] Diablo**
*Alicia is to be feared!*
**[08:22] Rem**
What's the matter, you two?
**[08:24] Horn**
Uh, the room was too big.
**[08:27] Shera**
Yeah, I couldn't relax in there.
**[08:30] Shera**
Want to sleep together?
**[08:31] Horn**
Shall we?
**[08:34] Alicia**
So the Head Cardinal, Vishos...
**[08:37] Alicia**
He sought Lumachina-sama's life, too.
**[08:40] Alicia**
The mortal races truly are disgusting.
**[08:42] Alicia**
Even the Church that believes in God...
**[08:45] Diablo**
Naturally, we'll need to make
them pay for their crimes.
**[08:48] Alicia**
Yes.
**[08:49] Alicia**
I can gather evidence of their wrongdoing,
as you've requested.
**[08:53] Alicia**
But...
**[08:55] Alicia**
It's unlikely we can make
them answer for their crimes.
**[08:58] Diablo**
What do you mean?
**[08:59] Alicia**
The kingdom is unable to interfere
in the Church's internal affairs.
**[09:03] Alicia**
So it won't be able to sentence
Vishos and the other Cardinals.
**[09:10] Alicia**
This is why we need your power, Diablo-sama.
**[09:15] Diablo**
Huh?
**[09:16] Alicia**
Enact a bloody purge!
**[09:18] Alicia**
Use your power to bring the
iron hammer of justice down
**[09:22] ---**
upon those fiends in human skin,
**[09:24] Alicia**
and restore this world to its proper state!
**[09:28] Alicia**
Bring their demise!
**[09:29] Alicia**
Bring about the great demise!
**[09:31] Alicia**
Please, Diablo-sama!
**[09:36] Diablo**
*This woman is crazy!*
**[09:41] Alicia**
Please forgive my rudeness.
**[09:44] Alicia**
I will do everything I can
to investigate the Church.
**[09:48] Diablo**
Good.
**[09:49] Diablo**
*I'm kind of beat now.*
**[09:51] Diablo**
*Time to sleep.*
**[09:59] Shera**
Diablo...
**[10:09] Diablo**
R-Rose?!
**[10:10] Rose**
Are you awake, my master?
**[10:14] Diablo**
Replenishing your magic power?
**[10:16] Rose**
Yes.
**[10:16] Rose**
I can recover my magic power
**[10:19] Rose**
by staying in the dungeon or
staying by your side, Master.
***SIGN*** <>
**[10:23] Rose**
Up until now, I've received magic power
a bit at a time by staying near you,
***SIGN*** <>
***SIGN*** <>
***SIGN*** <>
**[10:28] Rose**
but I finally...
**[10:29] Rose**
Beep, beep!
**[10:30] Rose**
Charge is currently at 30%.
**[10:33] Rose**
We recommend switching to low-power mode.
**[10:36] Rose**
...reached that point.
**[10:38] Diablo**
Why didn't you say something sooner?
**[10:41] Rose**
I didn't want to burden you,
**[10:44] Rose**
so every night, I waited
until after you went to bed
**[10:47] Rose**
and quietly rested at your side,
**[10:50] Rose**
but apparently I don't
recharge when you're asleep.
**[10:53] Diablo**
*You've been there this entire time?!*
**[10:56] Rose**
So I...
**[10:58] Rose**
I...
**[11:00] Rose**
I...
**[11:02] Rose**
propose high-speed charging!
**[11:05] Diablo**
"High-speed"? What do you mean?
**[11:08] Rose**
Well, in just 30 minutes of action, I can
recover a week's worth of Master's energy—
**[11:14] Rose**
I mean, magic power.
**[11:17] Diablo**
Okay, what do we need to do?
**[11:20] Rose**
I-I...
**[11:24] Rose**
I'll receive magic power through contact!
**[11:27] Diablo**
Contact? All right.
**[11:29] Diablo**
So where do we do this?
**[11:30] Diablo**
Does the bed work?
**[11:32] Rose**
No, the bed is...
**[11:33] Diablo**
*Shit!*
**[11:35] Diablo**
* I can't believe I just invited*
* a woman to join me in bed!*
**[11:37] Diablo**
*And she shot me down, too!*
**[11:39] Rose**
I'm heavy, so if I climbed into bed, it would...
**[11:42] Diablo**
*R-Right, her body is mechanical.*
**[11:46] Diablo**
All right. Tell me what
you would like me to do.
**[11:49] Rose**
Th-Then if you'll pardon me...
**[11:56] Diablo**
H-Hey, Rose?!
**[11:57] Diablo**
What are you...
**[12:04] Rose**
Master, please charge me like this.
**[12:09] Rose**
Please bless me with your magic power.
**[12:13] Diablo**
Rose, do you really need that?!
**[12:16] Rose**
I don't have any experience either,
so I'm not sure...
**[12:21] Rose**
B-But if I could have a part of your
body make contact with my own, then...
**[12:28] Diablo**
*A p-part? Which part?*
**[12:34] Diablo**
All right! Prepare yourself!
**[12:40] Diablo**
*S-So soft!*
**[12:43] Diablo**
*Where?*
**[12:44] Diablo**
*Where do I...*
**[12:48] Diablo**
*Here? Is it here?*
**[13:00] Diablo**
* Just do it the same way as when*
* I poured magic power into Rem!*
**[13:09] Diablo**
Okay, here I go, Rose!
**[13:11] Rose**
Okay!
**[13:15] Rose**
My master!
**[13:28] Diablo**
H-Hey, Rose, what's wrong?!
**[13:31] Rose**
Beep, beep.
**[13:32] Rose**
Charge is currently at 120%.
**[13:38] Diablo**
*Good grief...*
**[13:40] Diablo**
*All filled up now, Rose?*
**[13:43] Diablo**
*Good for you.*
**[13:46] Alicia**
Diablo-sama,
**[13:48] Alicia**
these are records of the Church's
financial dealings for these past few years,
**[13:52] Alicia**
and evidence of their various wrongdoings.
**[13:54] Diablo**
You gathered this much? How?
**[13:57] Alicia**
Well, I bought off the White Masks.
**[14:02] Lumachina**
The White Masks?
**[14:03] Diablo**
What are those?
**[14:05] Lumachina**
They're the believers of great faith
who are permitted to enter the sanctuary.
**[14:11] Lumachina**
You really bought off those people?
**[14:13] Alicia**
Unfortunately.
**[14:15] Alicia**
When I told them I would buy evidence
of bribery, many of the White Masks...
**[14:20] Alicia**
According to these documents,
Vishos and those serving under him
**[14:23] Alicia**
have been using a majority of the donations
from believers as their personal funds.
**[14:27] Rem**
That's awful.
**[14:28] Alicia**
That's not all, either.
**[14:30] Alicia**
Just as Vishos has tried
to kill Lumachina-sama,
**[14:34] Alicia**
he has killed many who
got in their way already.
**[14:39] Shera**
Th-That's terrible!
**[14:40] Shera**
Unforgivable, even!
**[14:41] Lumachina**
God's...
**[14:43] Lumachina**
God's own servants have
taken the lives of others?
**[14:48] Lumachina**
And yet I...
**[14:50] Lumachina**
I never knew about any of it.
**[14:55] Rem**
Lumachina...
**[14:57] Lumachina**
I'm mad!
**[14:59] Lumachina**
I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad...
**[15:02] Lumachina**
I'm mad!
**[15:03] Alicia**
Now do you understand?
**[15:06] Alicia**
The mortal races are disgusting things.
**[15:09] Alicia**
Ruin is the only path to their salvation!
**[15:13] Alicia**
This world needs a purge brought
about by a Demon Lord!
**[15:16] Alicia**
Now bring the bloody purge—
**[15:17] Diablo**
Stop it.
**[15:20] Alicia**
P-Pardon me.
**[15:21] Alicia**
But Diablo-sama,
**[15:23] Alicia**
even though we have all this evidence,
the law cannot punish him.
**[15:26] Alicia**
We need your power to...
**[15:29] Diablo**
Good grief... I guess it's come to this.
**[15:32] Diablo**
Things might get a bit rough.
**[15:35] Horn**
Our turn's finally up!
**[15:36] Rem**
Facing the church, huh?
**[15:38] Shera**
Yeah! We can't let them do this!
**[15:42] Lumachina**
Please wait, Diablo-sama.
**[15:46] Lumachina**
Would you please grant
me just one more chance?
**[15:50] Diablo**
What do you intend to do?
**[15:52] Lumachina**
I'm going to march to the Cathedral
with this evidence in hand,
**[15:56] Lumachina**
confront Vishos and his subordinates,
**[15:59] Lumachina**
and pronounce their excommunication.
**[16:02] Diablo**
* She still insists on punishing*
* them through proper means, huh?*
**[16:06] Diablo**
*That's just the kind of woman she is.*
**[16:09] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[16:11] Diablo**
Very well. You can give it a shot.
**[16:14] Alicia**
Head Priest,
**[16:16] Alicia**
this is as far as I can go with you.
**[16:19] Alicia**
Please allow me to ask one last question.
**[16:22] Alicia**
Do you believe the mortal
races are worth saving?
**[16:28] Lumachina**
That is for God to decide.
**[16:32] Lumachina**
But it makes me happy when people are
able to live with a sense of salvation.
**[16:40] Alicia**
I see.
**[16:42] Alicia**
The church is six blocks away from the inn.
**[16:46] Alicia**
These are the outfits worn by believers.
**[16:50] Alicia**
If you wear them, you should be able to
get close to the sanctuary without trouble.
**[16:55] Lumachina**
Once we cross this bridge,
we'll be in the church's district.
**[16:59] Lumachina**
While there's no roof,
**[17:00] Lumachina**
it's as holy a place as the
inside of the cathedral.
**[17:06] Lumachina**
Those who live here, and those who work here,
**[17:09] Lumachina**
are all ardent believers.
**[17:13] Shera**
That's the cathedral?
**[17:15] Horn**
It's more lackluster than I expected.
**[17:17] Horn**
Mister?
**[17:19] Diablo**
No, look up.
**[17:22] Three**
Huh?!
**[17:25] Shera**
Th-That's the sanctuary?!
**[17:27] Horn**
I-It's floating! It's floating!
**[17:31] Lumachina**
Vishos and his subordinates are
up there in the sky, too.
**[17:34] Diablo**
How do we get there?
**[17:35] Lumachina**
We'll use the floating passage.
**[17:37] Sanro**
Pardon me, but are you pilgrims?
**[17:41] Sanro**
Please, allow me to offer you some prayers.
**[17:43] Diablo**
Sorry, but we're in a hurry.
**[17:45] Sanro**
Huh?
**[17:46] Sanro**
You're turning down prayers?
**[17:52] Diablo**
*Sh-Shit!*
**[17:53] Diablo**
* I responded like he was one of those*
* marketers outside a train station!*
**[17:58] Rem**
Please forgive our rudeness.
**[18:00] Rem**
We've just traveled here from
the old Demon Lord's Domain.
**[18:04] Rem**
We're just so eager, you see.
**[18:06] Sanro**
That's quite the long journey!
**[18:09] Sanro**
Everyone!
**[18:10] Sanro**
Let us offer prayers to
these faithful believers
**[18:12] ---**
who have visited from the
old Demon Lord's Domain,
**[18:14] Sanro**
and build our faith together!
**[18:17] Diablo**
H-Hey!
**[18:19] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[18:21] Lumachina**
To the faithful, prayers are
as important as breathing.
**[18:26] Lumachina**
Please...
**[18:27] Believers**
God, grant these people your blessings.
**[18:27] Believers**
Let your love and mercy be with them.
**[18:31] Diablo**
*Well, now I'm stuck...*
**[18:44] Lumachina**
Vishos...
**[18:45] Believer**
Vishos-sama?!
**[18:46] Believer**
It's Vishos-sama!
**[18:50] Sanro**
Vishos-sama?
**[19:01] Vishos**
Welcome home.
**[19:02] Vishos**
We've been waiting for you,
**[19:05] Vishos**
Head Priest Lumachina.
**[19:14] Sanro**
Th-This woman's the Head Priest?
**[19:21] Believer**
The Head Priest!
**[19:23] Believer**
Oh!
**[19:24] Believer**
What a miracle!
**[19:25] Believer**
The Head Priest!
**[19:27] Lumachina**
Vishos, someone tried to kill me
when I went to Zircon Tower.
**[19:32] Vishos**
That's terrible!
**[19:34] Lumachina**
That man was the Paladin, Gewalt,
**[19:38] Lumachina**
and Vishos, that assassin was sent by you!
**[19:43] Lumachina**
And now, in the carriage behind me,
I've gathered evidence
**[19:48] Lumachina**
that all of you have killed many others,
along with financial records of your bribery.
**[19:52] Lumachina**
So I hereby pronounce:
**[19:54] Lumachina**
Head Cardinal Vishos and those
Cardinals serving under him
**[20:01] Lumachina**
are hereby excommunicated.
**[20:04] Believer**
E-Excommunicated?!
**[20:05] Believer**
Vishos-sama is?!
**[20:06] Believer**
What?!
**[20:08] Diablo**
Well said.
**[20:10] Vishos**
How deplorable.
**[20:13] Vishos**
It would seem the duties of
Head Priest were too much
**[20:17] ---**
for a young, growing woman who wants to play.
**[20:20] Vishos**
After abandoning your duties,
**[20:22] Vishos**
engaging in all manner of debauchery,
**[20:24] Vishos**
and returning with such
shady individuals in tow,
**[20:28] Vishos**
you've created such fake evidence
to attempt to cast us out?
**[20:32] Lumachina**
What?!
**[20:34] Lumachina**
You would call my claims lies and falsehoods?
**[20:36] Lumachina**
Your wrongdoing—
**[20:38] Vishos**
There's no way such things could happen!
**[20:41] Vishos**
If those things were to happen,
**[20:43] Vishos**
the church would lose all significance,
**[20:45] Vishos**
and the faith built up by our believers
would lose all meaning, would it not?!
**[20:53] Lumachina**
No matter how great the cost, you must
repent for the sins you've committed!
**[20:58] Vishos**
Absolutely right, Head Priest—
no, former Head Priest!
**[21:04] Vishos**
You've abandoned your duties
and hidden your whereabouts!
**[21:08] Vishos**
Now you seek to destroy the very church
itself to cover your sloth and debauchery!
**[21:15] Lumachina**
H-How could you...
**[21:17] Shera**
R-Rem...
**[21:19] Rem**
Yeah, I don't like where this is going.
**[21:21] Rem**
Diablo...
**[21:23] Diablo**
*Lumachina...*
**[21:25] Diablo**
*If you get emotional now, you'll lose.*
**[21:28] Diablo**
*Bear with it.*
**[21:30] Diablo**
*Don't.*
**[21:31] Diablo**
*Don't cry...*
**[21:39] Vishos**
Lumachina Weselia!
**[21:41] Vishos**
You should resign from your
position as Head Priest
**[21:43] Vishos**
and repent for your sin
of abandoning your duty!
**[21:48] Lumachina**
B-But...
**[21:50] Vishos**
Now!
**[21:51] Vishos**
Seize this sinner and her companions!
**[22:06] Horn**
Th-Th-There are so many Paladins!
**[22:08] Horn**
Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
**[22:10] Vishos**
My believers, this is a great act of faith.
**[22:14] Vishos**
Now, seize those people!
**[22:22] Rem**
L-Let go of me!
**[22:24] Shera**
Diablo!
**[22:26] Horn**
I-I can't!
**[22:28] Horn**
I can't take this!
**[22:36] Diablo**
I don't want to, but I guess
I'll mow them down.
**[22:39] Lumachina**
You mustn't.
**[22:40] Diablo**
You lost the debate!
**[22:42] Diablo**
That only leaves fighting!
**[22:45] Lumachina**
Even so, we can't allow blood
to be spilled at the cathedral!
**[22:55] Diablo**
Are you sure about this?
**[22:56] Lumachina**
If it will save everyone else...
**[23:00] Diablo**
You would say that.
**[23:02] Diablo**
Then at least go on your own two feet!
**[23:06] Diablo**
Lightning Strike!
**[23:13] Diablo**
If you don't want to die,
then make way for her!
**[23:21] Lumachina**
Thank you for the prayers
you offered earlier.
**[23:25] Lumachina**
May God's blessings be upon all of you, as well.
**[23:50] Vishos**
Soon even God will be within my grasp!
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Storm the Church"
**[23:53] Diablo**
I'll dole out punishment to those
of you who have lost faith in God!
**[23:56] Diablo**
All of you can face the same death!
**[23:58] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama, grant us judgment for our sins.
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Shimahara
# E9 - Storm the Church
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**[00:02] Vishos**
Please rest assured.
**[00:04] Vishos**
We will not place the great Head Priest
**[00:07] Vishos**
in a confession chamber like
we will these people here.
**[00:13] Vishos**
So please relax and wait in a different,
more comfortable room...
**[00:18] Vishos**
until it's time for your execution.
**[00:22] Lumachina**
Vishos...
**[00:24] Lumachina**
May God have mercy on you.
**[00:28] Vishos**
Take them away!
**[00:30] WhiteMasks**
Yes, sir.
**[00:32] Vishos**
Head Priest,
**[00:34] Vishos**
I will never beg God's forgiveness.
**[00:37] Vishos**
Soon, even God will be under my control.
**[00:40] Horn**
I-I have to escape!
**[00:42] Horn**
I have to escape before
the pursuers come for me!
**[00:45] Horn**
Mister's with everyone else, so they'll be fine.
**[00:49] Horn**
They'll be fine!
**[00:53] Horn**
This is something I brought with
me from Mister's treasure vault.
**[00:58] Horn**
That adventure really was
like a dream come true.
**[01:02] Horn**
It was the best.
**[01:05] Horn**
B-But they're all...
**[01:10] Horn**
They're all my friends!
**[01:13] Babalon**
You wanna save 'em, then?
**[01:15] Horn**
Of course I do!
**[01:19] Horn**
Wh-Who was that?!
**[01:20] Babalon**
Here, down here!
**[01:26] Babalon**
Hi!
***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Storm the Church"
**[03:02] Horn**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[03:04] Babalon**
Jeez!
**[03:06] Babalon**
How rude!
**[03:08] Babalon**
You're looking at the awesome Level-Up
Goddess that dwells within the Holy Grail,
**[03:12] Babalon**
the great Babalon!
**[03:14] Horn**
Huh?
**[03:16] Horn**
Th-This is the Holy Grail?!
**[03:18] Babalon**
Yup!
**[03:20] Horn**
Did you just say you're the Level-Up Goddess?
**[03:23] Babalon**
That I did.
**[03:25] Babalon**
Your level's, uh... 20.
**[03:29] Babalon**
So low!
**[03:30] Babalon**
With a level that low, it'll be easy
to pop some level-ups your way.
**[03:36] Horn**
Huh? Seriously?!
**[03:38] Horn**
Then I could go rescue everyone?!
**[03:40] Horn**
Hurry! Hurry up and do it!
**[03:42] Babalon**
I don't know if I'm feeling it
when you demand it like that.
**[03:47] Horn**
A-All right!
**[03:49] Horn**
Okay!
**[03:52] Horn**
Please!
**[03:55] Babalon**
H-Hey!
**[03:56] Babalon**
Doesn't that hurt?
**[03:59] Horn**
It'll hurt even worse if
I abandon everyone and flee!
**[04:04] Horn**
It hurts! In my heart, not my head!
**[04:08] Babalon**
F-Fine! I understand how you feel!
**[04:11] Horn**
Really?!
**[04:12] Babalon**
Well, I did receive your
offering already, anyway.
**[04:17] Horn**
Offering?
**[04:19] Babalon**
To maintain this beauty,
**[04:21] Babalon**
I need fresh blood from a maiden.
**[04:26] Babalon**
Yours did have a rather odd flavor,
but it was warm and yummy.
**[04:36] (Flashback) Diablo**
They're all rare items.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Rem**
Yes...
**[04:38] (Flashback) Rem**
Thank you very much.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Horn**
H-Hey...
**[04:41] (Flashback) Horn**
Wh-Where's the bathroom?
**[04:44] (Flashback) Rose**
What a foolish question.
**[04:47] (Flashback) Rose**
This is the Demon Lord's castle.
**[04:49] (Flashback) Rose**
There's no such unclean
thing here, of course.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Horn**
What a terrifying place!
**[04:59] (Flashback) Diablo**
What's the matter, Horn?
**[05:00] (Flashback) Horn**
Oh, uh... It's nothing!
**[05:05] (Flashback) Horn**
N-Not good, not good!
**[05:17] (Flashback) Horn**
Huh?
**[05:19] Horn**
*So that's why...*
**[05:23] Horn**
*my pee disappeared.*
**[05:25] Babalon**
So in return for that fresh blood,
**[05:28] Babalon**
I can make a miracle happen!
**[05:31] Horn**
R-Really?!
**[05:34] Horn**
*I'll never tell her that wasn't blood.*
**[05:37] Babalon**
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba... Babalon!
**[05:51] Horn**
Did I level up? From that?
**[05:54] Babalon**
Looks like it failed!
**[05:58] Horn**
What do you mean?! Are you scamming me?!
**[06:02] Babalon**
I dunno why it didn't work, either.
**[06:05] Babalon**
This, like, totally sucks.
**[06:07] Horn**
No way!
**[06:09] Horn**
*Wait! Is it because it wasn't blood?*
**[06:12] Babalon**
Well, there's another way to do it.
**[06:15] Horn**
Another way?
**[06:16] Babalon**
I can feel the presence of a super
level-up in the next room over.
**[06:23] Horn**
If I put the treasure Rose
brought around my neck,
**[06:26] Horn**
I'll forge a Master-Servant
Pact with Mister and level up!
**[06:32] Horn**
There it is!
**[06:34] Horn**
This is it!
**[06:36] Babalon**
That's a super level-up item.
**[06:39] Babalon**
However...
**[06:40] Babalon**
It comes with pretty hardcore restrictions.
**[06:43] Rem**
* Doesn't the servant who forges that*
* pact die when the master does?*
**[06:56] Horn**
I don't care about my lifespan!
**[07:01] Horn**
Here goes!
**[07:05] Rem**
So what do we plan to do now?
**[07:08] Shera**
Diablo?
**[07:09] Rose**
Master, I can destroy that door
at any time if you order it.
**[07:15] Diablo**
Lumachina doesn't want us
to do something like that.
**[07:25] Paladin**
Can't believe I'm on guard
duty on a day like this.
**[07:28] Paladin**
We've got bad luck.
**[07:29] Horn**
Um, do you guys have a moment?
**[07:32] Horn**
Um, well...
**[07:34] Horn**
Will this work?
**[07:36] Babalon**
It'll be fine!
**[07:38] Paladin**
Wha... Hey, you!
**[07:40] Paladin**
You were with the Head Priest!
**[07:42] Horn**
H-Huh?!
**[07:57] Paladin**
Y-Young lady!
**[07:59] Paladin**
So cute!
**[08:01] Horn**
Wh-What is this?
**[08:03] Babalon**
That's your new power,
**[08:06] Babalon**
the power of Charm!
**[08:07] Babalon**
You're so popular now, Horn-chan!
**[08:11] Horn**
Wh-What kind of ability is this?
**[08:15] Horn**
U-Um, I'd like you to tell me where my
friends and Lumachina are being held.
**[08:22] Both**
Huh?
**[08:24] Babalon**
Say it cuter!
**[08:27] Babalon**
If you leave a weak impression,
the effect will wear off quick!
**[08:30] Horn**
B-But...
**[08:33] Horn**
Th-This is to help everyone...
**[08:38] Horn**
Hey, big guys, tell me where everyone is?
**[08:43] Paladin**
Th-Th-They're in the Great
Cathedral's confession chamber.
**[08:47] Paladin**
Yeah! Your friends are all in Chamber 13.
**[08:52] Horn**
Thank you!
**[08:54] Horn**
I want to die.
**[08:56] Horn**
Then what about Lumachina-san?
**[09:00] Paladin**
Sh-She was taken somewhere else.
**[09:05] Paladin**
But we don't know where.
**[09:06] Horn**
Really?
**[09:09] Horn**
I want to die.
**[09:11] Horn**
Well, I'm going to ride
that into the sanctuary.
**[09:15] Horn**
Don't tell anyone, okay?
**[09:17] Horn**
Please!
**[09:19] Horn**
Kiss!
**[09:25] Babalon**
That was awesome, Horn-chan!
**[09:27] Babalon**
I'll grant you the title of "Man Killer"!
**[09:31] Horn**
I don't want that shit.
**[09:40] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[09:45] Horn**
I go through this passage,
**[09:47] Horn**
then turn right at the corner,
and go up the stairs at the end...
**[09:51] Horn**
Huh?
**[09:52] Horn**
Why do I know the map of this place?
**[09:54] Babalon**
Of course you'd know.
**[09:56] Babalon**
You're Level 80.
**[09:58] Horn**
H-Huh?!
**[10:00] Horn**
L-Level 80?!
**[10:02] Horn**
S-Seriously?!
**[10:04] Horn**
The most powerful Warrior
in town was Level 80!
**[10:08] Babalon**
Yay! Now you're even!
**[10:11] Horn**
You're taking this lightly.
**[10:13] WhiteMask**
Who's there?!
**[10:14] WhiteMask**
Who are you?!
**[10:18] Horn**
Hey, big guys, let me through!
**[10:24] WhiteMask**
Go ahead.
**[10:25] WhtieMask**
Go on through.
**[10:27] Babalon**
Awesome!
**[10:28] Horn**
I want to die.
**[10:33] Shera**
I'm hungry.
**[10:36] Rem**
Good grief. Act like you're under stress,
you peckish elf.
**[10:40] Horn**
Mister! Everyone!
**[10:43] Diablo**
Horn?!
**[10:43] Horn**
That's right! It's me!
**[10:45] Shera**
Horn-chan!
**[10:47] Rem**
You're safe!
**[10:48] Diablo**
You're...
**[10:49] Horn**
Mister, everyone...
**[10:53] Horn**
I-I'm opening this up now!
**[10:56] Grun**
*Book of Helena*, Chapter 3,
Verse 4: "The Merciless Claws."
**[11:15] Babalon**
Horn-chan!
**[11:17] Horn**
I don't want to die...
**[11:20] Rem**
Horn!
**[11:20] Shera**
Horn-chan!
**[11:22] Grun**
Please don't take this personally.
**[11:25] Grun**
I have nothing against you,
but I'm under orders from Vishos.
**[11:29] Grun**
*Book of Helena*, Chapter 5,
Verse 2: "The Starved Wolf"!
**[11:43] Babalon**
Horn-chan! Horn-chan!
**[11:46] Both**
Diablo!
**[11:47] Diablo**
Step aside.
**[11:49] Diablo**
Corrode away! Rust Burst!
**[11:58] Grun**
Oh?
**[12:00] Diablo**
I won't allow you to damage
my property any further,
**[12:06] Diablo**
you bratty Paladin!
**[12:10] Grun**
Who are you calling a brat?
**[12:12] Grun**
I turned 60 this year, you youngster.
**[12:15] Horn**
H-Hey...
**[12:17] Horn**
You were able to get free on your own?
**[12:21] Diablo**
Just you wait.
**[12:23] Diablo**
I'll make you regret making
an enemy out of me.
**[12:28] Babalon**
Please help Horn-chan!
**[12:30] Grun**
What was that?
**[12:33] Grun**
It seems you don't understand
your position here.
**[12:39] Rem**
Come forth, Saber Tiger!
**[12:49] Rem**
I won't let you get in Diablo's way!
**[12:51] Grun**
Do you think you can fight me?
**[12:54] Shera**
Of course we can!
**[12:56] Grun**
*Book of Frey*, Chapter 2, Verse 1:
**[13:01] Grun**
"The Cantering Arm"!
**[13:14] Rose**
You lowly, impudent beasts!
**[13:25] Babalon**
Oh, good!
**[13:27] Babalon**
Looks like you're okay now!
**[13:29] Horn**
M-Mister?
**[13:31] Diablo**
You were reckless.
**[13:32] Diablo**
And what's with that collar?
**[13:35] Horn**
Yes, I know.
**[13:38] Horn**
If you die, then I'll die, too.
**[13:43] Diablo**
*That responsibility's too heavy.*
**[13:45] Horn**
Is that a burden?
**[13:48] Horn**
I just... wanted to... save everyone.
**[13:53] Horn**
But that's stupid, isn't it?
**[13:57] Horn**
You could've escaped at any time.
**[14:00] Rem**
Horn...
**[14:04] Grun**
So you've burdened them all with
your thoughtless, pointless effort?
**[14:13] Diablo**
That's not true.
**[14:15] Diablo**
Horn!
**[14:16] Diablo**
You have, in fact, saved us!
**[14:22] Grun**
Huh?
**[14:22] Grun**
And just how did that
incompetent save anything?
**[14:26] Diablo**
You've opened my eyes.
**[14:28] Diablo**
*I was in a daze.*
**[14:30] Diablo**
*Seeking a peaceful solution...*
**[14:32] Diablo**
* like thrusting evidence before*
* them and excommunicating them...*
**[14:34] Diablo**
*isn't what a Demon Lord would do at all!*
**[14:37] Diablo**
*I was soft, too soft!*
**[14:39] Diablo**
Horn!
**[14:40] Diablo**
You thought for yourself and took action!
**[14:43] Diablo**
That action, not the result,
has opened my eyes!
**[14:49] Diablo**
Very well.
**[14:50] Diablo**
I'll accept you as my minion!
**[14:53] Diablo**
I'll take responsibility for your life!
**[14:57] Horn**
M-Mister!
**[15:00] Diablo**
And you have my praise!
**[15:02] Diablo**
You have awakened the Demon Lord!
**[15:07] Diablo**
Now, I'll show you...
**[15:08] Diablo**
how a Demon Lord does things!
**[15:13] Grun**
What's this "Demon Lord" nonsense?!
**[15:14] Grun**
Come forth, *Book of Noah*!
**[15:16] Grun**
And all of the beasts from
Prologue through Epilogue!
**[15:29] Diablo**
Hmph! What a worthless parlor trick, Paladin.
**[15:33] Grun**
Die!
**[15:37] Diablo**
Flare Burst!
**[15:42] Diablo**
Burn up!
**[15:45] Grun**
You're naïve, Sorcerer!
**[15:47] Grun**
Get eaten by beasts and die!
**[15:51] Diablo**
Don't insult me!
**[15:52] Diablo**
Chain Lightning!
**[15:58] Diablo**
*What?!*
**[15:59] Diablo**
*He's fast!*
**[16:00] Diablo**
* I-Is this guy actually*
* a speed-based Warrior?!*
**[16:04] Diablo**
In that case...
**[16:05] Grun**
Your head is mine!
**[16:10] Grun**
What?!
**[16:11] Diablo**
Absolute Zero!
**[16:16] Grun**
You went for magic that activates on contact?
**[16:18] Diablo**
Oh? You're sharper than the other
enemies I've faced thus far.
**[16:23] Diablo**
Good.
**[16:24] Diablo**
That's good!
**[16:25] Diablo**
It would be boring otherwise!
**[16:28] Diablo**
More!
**[16:29] Diablo**
Show me more!
**[16:31] Grun**
*Book of Helena*, send all of the beasts
from Prologue to Epilogue!
**[16:37] Grun**
Now, this time, it's over!
**[16:40] Diablo**
Yeah, you are.
**[16:44] Diablo**
Crush everything, Rock Cannon!
**[16:59] Grun**
Wh-What power!
**[17:01] Grun**
But you won't be able to beat Vishos!
**[17:11] Shera**
Diablo!
**[17:12] Horn**
Mister!
**[17:14] Rem**
Diablo, let's hurry to Lumachina!
**[17:16] Diablo**
Yes.
**[17:17] Horn**
Oh, but where is she?
**[17:19] Diablo**
That's not a problem.
**[17:24] Believers**
God, grant us mercy and salvation.
**[17:27] Diablo**
Listen up, foolish mortals!
**[17:31] Diablo**
I am the Demon Lord, Diablo!
**[17:35] Diablo**
You all have lost sight of true
faith and longed for ruin,
**[17:42] Diablo**
so I have descended upon this world!
**[17:45] Believers**
Wh-What is that?!
**[17:46] Believers**
Th-The Demon Lord?!
**[17:47] Believers**
Oh, God!
**[17:47] Believers**
Lost sight of true faith?
**[17:48] Believers**
Longed for ruin?
**[17:49] Diablo**
*I hate being the center of attention.*
**[17:53] Diablo**
*But...*
**[17:54] Diablo**
*Right now, I'm the Demon Lord!*
**[17:57] Diablo**
Lightning Meteor!
**[18:06] Diablo**
*I didn't hit any of the believers, right?*
**[18:09] Diablo**
*Please...*
**[18:10] Diablo**
*Let no one be in there!*
**[18:12] Diablo**
Lightning Strike!
**[18:18] Vishos**
Wh-What is going on?!
**[18:20] Diablo**
Now, if you wish to defeat this Demon Lord,
**[18:23] Diablo**
then bring out the one closest to God!
**[18:28] Diablo**
*Hopefully, this gets Lumachina to come out.*
**[18:32] Diablo**
Will none come forth?
**[18:34] Diablo**
Then none of you care if I
destroy you all with my magic?!
**[18:40] Diablo**
*Please come out, Lumachina!*
**[18:45] Sanro**
A Demon Lord...
**[18:46] WhiteMasks**
Oh, God!
**[18:47] WhiteMasks**
Please, have mercy!
**[18:48] WhiteMasks**
Please save us!
**[18:50] Diablo**
*Please come out!*
**[18:52] Diablo**
Then you can all vanish
along with this castle!
**[18:57] Lumachina**
Please wait.
**[18:59] Diablo**
*She came out!*
**[19:01] Diablo**
You've finally shown yourself, Head Priest!
**[19:05] Diablo**
Where are your Cardinals?
**[19:08] Diablo**
Surely they haven't turned tail and run away!
**[19:12] Diablo**
Look now, believers!
**[19:14] Diablo**
You've worshiped despicable men
who'd abandon their allies and flee,
**[19:18] Diablo**
and lost your true faith!
**[19:23] Lumachina**
So you're saying you've appeared as
a Demon Lord because of our actions?
**[19:27] Diablo**
Indeed!
**[19:28] Believers**
Head Priest!
**[19:29] Believers**
Please save us!
**[19:31] Believers**
Don't abandon us!
**[19:33] Diablo**
*Good!*
**[19:35] Diablo**
* Now this is finally turning into*
* Head Priest versus Demon Lord.*
**[19:39] Diablo**
Fools who call yourselves believers!
**[19:42] Diablo**
You have swallowed the questionable
preaching of Cardinal Vishos,
**[19:45] Diablo**
strayed away from the true teachings,
**[19:49] Diablo**
and seized the Head Priest
as part of his sedition!
**[19:52] Diablo**
Refusing to think for yourselves
**[19:54] Diablo**
and allowing others to decide for you
**[19:56] Diablo**
is the sin you've committed!
**[19:59] Diablo**
You have lost your faith in God,
so now I'll punish you!
**[20:03] Diablo**
All of you can face the same death!
**[20:08] Believers**
N-No!
**[20:09] Believers**
We were tricked!
**[20:10] Believers**
I'm not to blame!
**[20:11] Believers**
N-No way!
**[20:12] Diablo**
* Now I just need to lose*
* spectacularly against Lumachina,*
**[20:15] Diablo**
* and all the believers will realize*
* who's truly the head of the church!*
**[20:19] Diablo**
*It's all going as planned!*
**[20:22] Diablo**
*Now's your chance, Lumachina! Come on!*
**[20:25] Diablo**
*Admonish me! Come on!*
**[20:27] Lumachina**
I understand.
**[20:29] Diablo**
*Huh?*
**[20:30] Diablo**
*What do you mean, you understand?!*
**[20:33] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama, who is both God and Demon Lord,
has passed judgment upon us.
**[20:39] Lumachina**
The time to atone for our sins is upon us.
**[20:42] Lumachina**
It's time for us all to ascend to Heaven.
**[20:45] Lumachina**
But this is nothing to grieve over.
**[20:49] Lumachina**
All of our souls shall be purified.
**[20:52] Lumachina**
Let us be grateful for our
passage to our new life
**[20:57] Lumachina**
as we all pass on together.
**[20:59] Diablo**
*A-All pass on together?!*
**[21:02] Diablo**
*No, no, that's not right!*
**[21:06] Sanro**
Head Priest!
**[21:08] Diablo**
* This means I'll have to*
* slaughter all the believers!*
**[21:13] Diablo**
*My Demon Lord act leading to a massacre?*
**[21:16] Diablo**
*That's not funny at all!*
**[21:21] Vishos**
If we eliminate the Head Priest along
with that Demon Lord, we'll be secure!
**[21:26] Vishos**
We'll be able to win over the
believers and restore our position!
***SIGN*** But Vishos-sama!
**[21:34] Vishos**
Awaken, Europa!
**[21:40] Vishos**
God of Destruction, Europa!
**[21:46] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama,
**[21:48] Lumachina**
grant us judgment for our sins.
**[21:52] Diablo**
*What do I do?*
**[22:02] Believers**
Wh-What's that?!
**[22:04] Believers**
What?!
**[22:05] Believers**
Oh, God!
**[22:12] Diablo**
What?
**[23:50] Rose**
Collating data.
***SIGN*** Next Episode "Pretend God"
**[23:51] Rose**
God of Destruction, Europa.
**[23:52] Vishos**
I'll build my castle here!
**[23:55] Vishos**
A castle for the new God!
**[23:57] Diablo**
Light and Dark composite magic:
**[23:59] Diablo**
Annihilation Sphere!
***SIGN*** Don't Miss the Next Episode!
***SIGN*** Illustration: Korie Riko
# E10 - Pretend God
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKQP5/pretend-god)
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**[00:04] Lumachina**
It's so sinister!
**[00:07] Diablo**
*Why is this at the Church?*
**[00:11] Vishos**
You call yourself a Demon Lord,
**[00:12] Vishos**
but now that I've become one
with God, I'll bury you!
**[00:17] Diablo**
That voice!
**[00:18] Lumachina**
Vishos?!
**[00:19] Believers**
That's Vishos-sama's voice!
**[00:21] Believers**
Can it be?!
**[00:21] Believers**
Why is Vishos-sama there?!
**[00:23] Lumachina**
Vishos?
**[00:24] Lumachina**
Such a repulsive thing
couldn't possibly be God.
**[00:27] Vishos**
Silence, girl!
**[00:29] Vishos**
You'll face this god's judgment, too!
**[00:34] Diablo**
You call that God?!
**[00:37] Diablo**
The God of Destruction, Europa,
**[00:38] Diablo**
is just a magical weapon
summoned by ritual magic!
**[00:42] Vishos**
How do you know that?!
**[00:45] Diablo**
*I can't tell him it's because it was the boss
of a limited-time event in* Cross Reverie*.*
**[00:50] Diablo**
Hmph! Because I'm a Demon Lord
from another world!
**[00:55] Vishos**
You mysterious bastard...
**[00:58] Vishos**
However!
**[00:59] Vishos**
No matter who you are,
you cannot beat Europa!
**[01:14] Diablo**
* Europa's attacks aren't magic, so my*
* Demon Lord's Ring can't reflect them.*
**[01:19] Diablo**
* It might not be the same*
* as it was in the game,*
**[01:21] Diablo**
* but if I test it and it fails,*
* I won't go unscathed.*
**[01:24] Horn**
This is bad!
**[01:26] Horn**
This is really bad!
**[01:27] Shera**
What's going to happen?!
**[01:29] Rem**
At this rate...
**[01:31] Babalon**
Wow, that's a raid boss, isn't it?
**[01:33] Horn**
Huh?
**[01:35] Rose**
Collating data.
**[01:36] Rose**
God of Destruction, Europa.
**[01:37] Rose**
Its might exceeds Level 200.
**[01:40] Shera**
What?!
**[01:41] Rem**
* That appeared from the lowest*
* floor of the sanctuary.*
**[01:44] Rem**
* Which means there must*
* be something down there!*
**[01:47] Shera**
Rem!
**[01:50] Vishos**
Will you just keep running,
self-proclaimed Demon Lord?!
**[01:55] Diablo**
*Damn it!*
**[01:57] Diablo**
Explosion!
**[02:02] Diablo**
*I knew it.*
**[02:04] Diablo**
*Those are enchantments.*
**[02:06] Diablo**
*It has its damn barrier up.*
**[02:08] Vishos**
Now that I've become a God, I'm invincible!
**[02:12] Lumachina**
Vishos!
**[02:14] Vishos**
Lumachina...
**[02:15] Lumachina**
How many acts of corruption
must you carry out?
**[02:18] Vishos**
As many as it takes to
subjugate this world's God!
**[02:23] Vishos**
I'll start with you!
**[02:25] Vishos**
Now die!
**[02:37] Vishos**
They're gone?
**[02:38] Vishos**
Where did they go?!
***SIGN*** Episode 10 "Pretend God"
**[02:43] Lumachina**
D-Diablo-sama?
**[02:46] Diablo**
*This isn't good.*
**[02:47] Diablo**
* I've been playing solo for so long, I never*
* picked up any spells to protect someone else.*
**[02:52] Diablo**
*Shit!*
**[02:53] Diablo**
*I took a good deal of damage from that.*
**[03:01] Vishos**
Damn it!
**[03:03] Vishos**
Stop moving around!
**[03:07] Diablo**
Lumachina, there's something
I'd like you to do.
**[03:10] Lumachina**
O-Okay!
**[03:12] Diablo**
Dispel!
**[03:13] Diablo**
You can use it, right?
**[03:15] Lumachina**
The miracle that eliminates magic...
**[03:18] Lumachina**
Yes! Of course!
**[03:19] Diablo**
We need to eliminate that defensive
barrier in order to defeat him.
**[03:25] Believers**
He's going to defeat the
Demon Lord, isn't he?
**[03:27] Believers**
I think we might be saved.
**[03:29] Believers**
Vishos-sama did speak the truth!
**[03:32] Believers**
That's right!
**[03:33] Believers**
Vishos-sama!
**[03:34] Believers**
Please save us!
**[03:35] Sanro**
No!
**[03:36] Sanro**
If that's God, why is it
destroying the sanctuary?
**[03:39] Sanro**
Why is it going after the Head Priest?
**[03:41] Sanro**
No! They're both Demon Lords!
**[03:45] Sanro**
Lumachina-sama is the only one who constantly
tried to share the word of God with us!
**[03:50] Sanro**
I believe in Lumachina-sama.
**[03:55] Horn**
Wh-Where did Mister and the others go?
**[03:58] Shera**
They're okay. They're okay, right?
**[04:00] Rose**
I've found them.
**[04:02] Rose**
Over there.
**[04:04] Lumachina**
O God that art in Heaven, please use
your power to ward off the wicked
**[04:08] Lumachina**
who would bring calamity to your children,
the mortal races.
**[04:13] Lumachina**
Purify them.
**[04:15] Lumachina**
Exorcise disaster, and grant
them your blessings.
**[04:18] Lumachina**
Ward them.
**[04:19] Lumachina**
Purify them.
**[04:21] Diablo**
*A priest's miracles are powerful,*
**[04:23] Diablo**
*but they take a long time to activate.*
**[04:26] Diablo**
*Can I keep her safe through it?*
**[04:29] Vishos**
Planning to use Dispel?
**[04:32] Vishos**
How foolish!
**[04:33] Vishos**
There's no way that'll make it in time!
**[04:38] Diablo**
I won't let you!
**[04:41] Rose**
I won't let you interfere with Master!
**[04:46] Diablo**
Rose!
**[04:48] Vishos**
Out of my way! Move!
**[04:50] Vishos**
You lowly puppet!
**[04:52] Rose**
Don't call me a puppet!
**[04:56] Rose**
Magimatic Sol!
**[04:59] Vishos**
Fool!
**[05:05] Diablo**
Rose!
**[05:17] Diablo**
Rose...
**[05:19] Diablo**
Why would you do that?!
**[05:22] Rose**
M-Master...
**[05:24] Rose**
I'm glad you're safe.
**[05:27] Rose**
I...
**[05:31] Diablo**
You've done well.
**[05:33] Diablo**
Now just leave the rest to me.
**[05:37] Lumachina**
R-Rose-san...
**[05:39] Diablo**
Lumachina, continue your prayer.
**[05:43] Lumachina**
R-Right!
**[05:47] Diablo**
Lightning Arrow!
**[05:50] Vishos**
Anyone who gets in my
way shall be eliminated!
**[05:58] Diablo**
Volcanic Wall!
**[06:03] Vishos**
It's no use!
**[06:17] Vishos**
Well, Demon Lord, do you
understand the power of God now?!
**[06:20] Vishos**
Now vanish along with that ancient sanctuary!
**[06:25] Vishos**
I'll build my castle here!
**[06:28] Vishos**
A castle for the new God!
**[06:32] Diablo**
*Are we not going to make it?*
**[06:33] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama.
**[06:35] Lumachina**
Everything is ready.
**[06:36] Diablo**
Lumachina, release it!
**[06:39] Lumachina**
Right!
**[06:41] Lumachina**
O God...
**[06:42] Lumachina**
O sacred purification!
**[06:44] Vishos**
Naïve!
**[06:50] Vishos**
I've invested far more years into this!
**[06:53] Vishos**
I won't lose to some girl!
**[06:56] Lumachina**
Th-The power of God is...
**[07:02] Diablo**
The light's being pushed back?
**[07:04] Vishos**
Die, Lumachina!
**[07:10] Horn**
This is bad! Really bad!
**[07:12] Babalon**
Wanna run? Gonna run again?
**[07:14] Shera**
Hey, everyone's prayers...
**[07:16] Shera**
Look, there are so many!
**[07:19] Horn**
Huh?
**[07:20] Horn**
I can't see anything, though...
**[07:23] Babalon**
You do seem like the type who
wouldn't believe in God, Horn-chan.
**[07:26] Horn**
Huh? Huh?!
**[07:32] Shera**
Incredible. There are so many.
**[07:35] Shera**
With this many praying, God has to listen.
**[07:43] Horn**
It kind of feels warm...
**[07:45] Babalon**
That's elven royalty for you!
**[07:46] Babalon**
She's looking good!
**[07:59] Vishos**
Wh-What is this light?!
**[08:04] Lumachina**
This is the light of the faithful's prayers.
**[08:07] Lumachina**
It's the power of faith.
**[08:09] Vishos**
Impossible!
**[08:11] Vishos**
The prayers of believers
are completely meaningless!
**[08:17] Lumachina**
No.
**[08:18] Lumachina**
God listens to the prayers of all people.
**[08:23] Lumachina**
O God, grant us your purifying light!
**[08:29] Vishos**
Impossible!
**[08:39] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[08:42] Vishos**
Curse you!
**[08:44] Diablo**
Well done, Lumachina!
**[08:47] Diablo**
Vishos!
**[08:48] Diablo**
Now your protection is gone!
**[08:52] Diablo**
Shining Lance in my right hand,
**[08:56] Diablo**
and Darkness Lance in my left hand.
**[09:00] Diablo**
More... More!
**[09:02] Diablo**
I'll pierce you with all my magic power!
**[09:06] Vishos**
Even with its enchantments gone,
**[09:08] Vishos**
the God of Destruction, Europa,
won't lose to a mere Elemental Sorcerer!
**[09:12] Diablo**
You don't know, do you?
**[09:14] Diablo**
Once it's lost its enchantments,
Europa is the weakest of all raid bosses.
**[09:20] Vishos**
Raid?
**[09:21] Diablo**
Light and Dark Composite Magic:
**[09:24] Diablo**
Annihilation Sphere!
**[09:41] Diablo**
Begone from this world!
**[10:15] Rem**
Y-You're...
***SIGN*** My, my. It's been a while.
**[10:20] Rem**
You did this?
**[10:22] Rem**
Did you, a Paladin, betray the Cardinal?
***SIGN*** Oh, no.
***SIGN*** I'm not a Paladin anymore...
***SIGN*** Unfortunately.
**[10:32] Rem**
You mean this is what your
new employer desired?
**[10:35] Rem**
Silencing people?
***SIGN*** You're clever, but dumb.
***SIGN*** Do you want to die?
***SIGN*** Well, whatever.
***SIGN*** I do owe you, or rather, Lumachina.
**[10:50] Rem**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Ever heard the name Tria?
**[11:04] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama...
**[11:08] Lumachina**
Please grant us God's judgment.
**[11:13] Diablo**
* Oh, right. I was talking about*
* passing God's judgment on them.*
**[11:19] Diablo**
*I'll have to talk my way out of this!*
**[11:24] Diablo**
Looks like you've all come to your senses!
**[11:28] Diablo**
This time, you didn't lose sight of the
God you should truly be praying to!
**[11:32] Diablo**
Now, remember that feeling swirling
in your hearts right now!
**[11:36] Diablo**
That is true faith!
**[11:40] Diablo**
*How was that?*
**[11:41] Diablo**
*Too big a stretch?*
**[11:45] Lumachina**
Yes, I can feel God's love
so much, I'm shuddering.
**[11:52] Believers**
Oh, God!
**[11:53] Believers**
Thank you so much!
**[11:55] Believers**
Our faith will never waver!
**[11:58] Sanro**
Lumachina-sama!
**[12:03] Diablo**
*They bought it!*
**[12:06] Diablo**
* Remember, should you make*
* the same mistake again,*
**[12:11] Diablo**
*I will burn you to ash with crimson hellfire.*
**[12:16] Lumachina**
Yes, Diablo-sama.
**[12:19] Diablo**
Oh, crap...
**[12:21] Diablo**
I'm out of MP.
**[12:23] Diablo**
I'm going to fall.
**[12:25] Diablo**
I'm falling...
**[12:27] Horn**
So Mister was God?
**[12:29] Babalon**
I don't think so.
**[12:31] Shera**
Oh, he fell.
**[12:40] Tria**
Lumachina-sama!
**[12:42] Lumachina**
You're safe!
**[12:44] Lumachina**
Tria!
**[12:54] Lumachina**
Thank you for last night, Diablo-sama.
**[12:58] Lumachina**
This isn't much, but I wanted
to at least thank you.
**[13:03] Rem**
A-All this?!
**[13:04] Lumachina**
Please use it for your traveling expenses.
**[13:07] Diablo**
All right.
**[13:08] Lumachina**
So how is Rose-san doing?
**[13:10] Diablo**
No need to worry.
**[13:11] Diablo**
She's fast asleep right now.
**[13:15] Lumachina**
Oh, that's good.
**[13:18] Diablo**
Are you sure you should be here, though?
**[13:21] Lumachina**
Yes.
**[13:22] Lumachina**
The church must regain its lost trust.
**[13:26] Lumachina**
The Cardinals and Paladins need
to atone for their sins, too.
**[13:31] Diablo**
* She's having them atone for their*
* wrongdoings within the church?*
**[13:34] Diablo**
*Sounds like a lot of work.*
**[13:36] Lumachina**
I'm still continuing my investigation.
**[13:37] Lumachina**
Vishos and the others must have
had vast financial backing
**[13:40] Lumachina**
to misappropriate the church as they did.
**[13:42] Lumachina**
There's also the matter
of that repulsive monster.
**[13:45] Lumachina**
Where did they get that?
**[13:46] Rem**
I'm curious about that, too.
**[13:48] Lumachina**
According to Rem-san,
**[13:50] Lumachina**
Gewalt silenced Vishos' men.
**[13:54] Lumachina**
Which means...
**[13:56] Lumachina**
Whatever organization hired him was...
**[13:58] Rem**
I'm surprised.
**[13:59] Rem**
I expected you to be less
sharp about that stuff.
**[14:02] Lumachina**
Oh, I'm still not very good at it.
**[14:05] Lumachina**
But I have to be smarter.
**[14:08] Diablo**
*You've grown stronger, Lumachina.*
**[14:11] Lumachina**
Plenty of hardships await the church.
**[14:15] Lumachina**
I need faithful...
**[14:16] Lumachina**
No, I need people I can rely on.
**[14:21] Lumachina**
Diablo-sama,
**[14:24] Lumachina**
could I possibly ask you
to remain with the church?
**[14:28] Lumachina**
As Head Paladin?
**[14:30] Diablo**
Huh?
**[14:34] Rem**
You want Diablo?
**[14:35] Horn**
Mister?
**[14:35] Shera**
As a Paladin?
**[14:37] Lumachina**
What do you say, Diablo-sama?
**[14:40] Lumachina**
I'm sure Tria and the other
Paladins would accept it.
**[14:45] Lumachina**
Please lend us your might.
**[14:48] Diablo**
*Not good.*
**[14:49] Diablo**
*A Demon Lord can't be a Paladin.*
**[14:51] Diablo**
*More importantly, I suck at group activities!*
**[14:56] Diablo**
Ahem!
**[14:57] Diablo**
Lumachina, I'm not the one you need now.
**[15:07] Lumachina**
You're right.
**[15:08] Lumachina**
Your power is far too great.
**[15:13] Lumachina**
If I relied on you, I would
be the same as Vishos,
**[15:16] Lumachina**
using force to make our believers follow me.
**[15:18] Lumachina**
That's what your trying to say, isn't it?
**[15:20] Diablo**
Indeed.
**[15:20] Diablo**
* No, it's because I can't always talk in front*
* of huge crowds like I did yesterday!*
**[15:25] Lumachina**
Thank you so much.
**[15:27] Lumachina**
I'll work hard.
**[15:28] Diablo**
G-Good.
**[15:30] Diablo**
Lumachina, do you believe in me?
**[15:34] Lumachina**
Of course.
**[15:35] Diablo**
Then what if I told you that I'm not God?
**[15:39] Lumachina**
If you said so, then it must be true.
**[15:44] Lumachina**
But belief isn't aimed
toward titles or positions.
**[15:48] Lumachina**
The feelings that I hold
toward you now are...
**[15:53] Lumachina**
That's what they should be called.
**[15:57] Diablo**
I see.
**[16:02] Diablo**
*Nothing beats a bath after clearing a quest.*
**[16:05] Diablo**
* This would be even better if*
* I got a level up or an item drop.*
**[16:09] Shera**
Diablo?
**[16:11] Diablo**
Hmm? Shera?
**[16:13] Shera**
I knew you'd be in the bath.
**[16:15] Rem**
Hey, Shera!
**[16:16] Diablo**
What's the matter?
**[16:18] Rem**
Oh, sorry.
**[16:19] Rem**
We were, um... worried that you disappeared.
**[16:23] Diablo**
The baths in this inn are great.
**[16:25] Diablo**
You all should take one, too.
**[16:27] Shera**
Huh? You don't mind?
**[16:28] Rem**
A-Are you sure?
**[16:31] Diablo**
No need to hold back.
**[16:32] Rem**
B-But...
**[16:33] Shera**
Yay!
**[16:34] Diablo**
If you ask the maids, they'll bring
hot water to your rooms, too.
**[16:39] Shera**
Come on, Rem!
**[16:41] Rem**
O-Okay.
**[16:43] Shera**
Bath, bath!
**[16:48] Shera**
A bath with Diablo!
**[16:52] Rem**
Th-This is embarrassing.
**[17:00] Shera**
This feels great, Diablo!
**[17:05] Rem**
Th-There's something hard
pressing against me.
**[17:09] Shera**
Oh, sorry.
**[17:11] Shera**
That might be my foot.
**[17:13] Diablo**
*No, I think it's me.*
**[17:16] Rem**
Diablo...
**[17:17] Rem**
I'm sorry, but could you please
move a little further away?
**[17:23] Shera**
Rem, don't push!
**[17:25] Shera**
You'll knock him against them.
**[17:32] Rem**
You're pushing, too.
**[17:34] Rem**
And, um, he's pressing against mine.
**[17:37] Shera**
Diablo...
**[17:40] Shera**
won't mind if we press against
him a little bit, you know.
**[17:44] Rem**
Are you sure?
**[17:47] Rem**
Diablo, it's not a bother, is it?
**[17:54] Diablo**
*Other worlds rule!*
**[17:59] Shera**
Rem, I thought you didn't
handle carriages well.
**[18:02] Rem**
Well, I figured it out.
**[18:05] Rem**
If I'm holding the reins, I can handle it.
**[18:09] Diablo**
You mean it?
**[18:10] Diablo**
Your arm will be restored to normal?
**[18:12] Rose**
I'm equipped with self-repair functions.
**[18:16] Rose**
As long as you allow me to stay by your side...
**[18:20] Diablo**
I see!
**[18:21] Diablo**
I'll allow it, of course!
**[18:24] Diablo**
You can accompany me forever.
**[18:28] Rose**
Your words are more than I deserve!
**[18:30] Rose**
I'll engrave them into my memory device
and play them back on an infinite loop!
**[18:33] Diablo**
Uh, please, not an infinite loop...
**[18:37] Shera**
Still, a lot of things happened, huh?
**[18:39] Shera**
Even though the quest was supposed
to be just escorting Lumachina-chan.
**[18:43] Rem**
That's true.
**[18:44] Rem**
Battuta deceived us and put us in danger.
**[18:47] Shera**
That curry was delicious, wasn't it?
**[18:49] Rem**
We joined the battle against
the Demon Lord's Army.
**[18:52] Shera**
The feast we had in celebration
was delicious, wasn't it?
**[18:55] Rem**
We got captured by believers
and fought Vishos.
**[18:58] Shera**
The meals at the inn were delicious, weren't they?
**[19:01] Shera**
Though I think my breasts
might have gotten bigger.
**[19:03] Rem**
Why does it always go there?!
**[19:05] Shera**
I could ask you why yours
aren't getting bigger.
**[19:08] Shera**
Pantherians as a species all
have big breasts, right?
**[19:11] Rem**
You're going there, you fatty elf?!
**[19:14] Shera**
Hey! It's not fat!
**[19:15] Rose**
By the way, Master,
**[19:16] Rose**
are you sure it was right to let
the servant you just obtained go?
**[19:21] Diablo**
Yeah. It's how it has to be.
**[19:23] Horn**
M-Mister, I want to stay in the royal
capital and attend school to learn magic!
**[19:30] Horn**
I want to become a Sorcerer like you!
**[19:34] Horn**
Maybe I can never be that great, but still...
**[19:40] Diablo**
Do as you please.
**[19:43] Horn**
Th-Thank you so much!
**[19:45] Alicia**
I'm a little surprised.
**[19:47] Alicia**
Horn-sama is currently a high-level Thief.
**[19:50] Alicia**
Her learning magic from scratch
would be inefficient,
**[19:53] Alicia**
so I thought you'd be against it.
**[19:55] Diablo**
Of course it's inefficient,
**[19:58] Diablo**
but that struggle is what she desires,
**[20:00] Diablo**
so she should struggle for it.
**[20:02] Horn**
M-Mister! You're so generous!
**[20:05] Shera**
Yeah! Diablo's so open-minded!
**[20:08] Diablo**
*That's one thing I always hated...*
**[20:11] Diablo**
* Discouraging those who wanted*
* to take a roundabout path.*
**[20:14] Shera**
Look! It's Faltra City!
**[20:20] Rem**
We finally made it back home!
**[20:24] Klem**
Wow! It's a special, extravagant lunch!
**[20:29] Celes**
It's a nice change of pace, isn't it?
**[20:30] Edelgard**
The mortal races' food...
**[20:33] Edelgard**
Expensive, expensive...
**[20:35] Edelgard**
Can't afford to pay...
**[20:38] Celes**
I'm footing the bill today. Okay?
**[20:41] Edelgard**
Oh! Onee-sama!
**[20:44] Klem**
In that case,
**[20:45] Klem**
bring out all the biscuits!
**[20:48] Sylvie**
Look, Emile!
**[20:50] Sylvie**
Here and here.
**[20:52] Sylvie**
The income and expenses aren't right.
**[20:54] Emile**
How could I do this?!
**[20:57] Emile**
This is all to defend all women!
**[20:59] Emile**
I, Emile Bichelberger,
**[21:02] Emile**
will change the Guild's finances!
**[21:05] Sylvie**
Good grief.
**[21:06] Sylvie**
Quit slacking off and work harder!
**[21:10] Sylvie**
You three, too!
**[21:15] Laminitus**
Oh? So he pulled it off?
**[21:17] Laminitus**
As expected of Diablo.
**[21:19] Laminitus**
So where is he now?
**[21:20] Henrick**
Right!
**[21:21] Henrick**
We've received word that he's
already returned to Faltra.
**[21:25] Laminitus**
To this city, you say?
**[21:29] Laminitus**
Perhaps I'll visit him
with some liquor tonight.
**[21:32] Laminitus**
I just hope he doesn't run
away like he did that night.
**[21:37] Horn**
Ta-da!
**[21:38] Horn**
Well?! Does it look good?!
**[21:40] Alicia**
Yes, it's lovely, Horn-san.
**[21:45] Alicia**
Now, I'll tenderly teach you the
proper elegance and refinement
**[21:52] Alicia**
worthy of a duke's recommendation.
**[21:54] Both**
Huh?!
**[21:57] Tria**
The repairs are coming along steadily
**[21:59] ---**
thanks to the cooperation of
our faithful, Lumachina-sama.
**[22:02] Lumachina**
I'm grateful to hear that.
**[22:03] Lumachina**
I'm sure God is delighted, as well.
**[22:09] Lumachina**
I wonder if you've arrived yet, Diablo-sama.
**[22:16] Mei**
Welco—
**[22:18] Mei**
Welcome back!
**[22:23] Diablo**
Huh? What did you say?
**[22:26] Shera**
I said I got this ring from you, Diablo!
**[22:31] Diablo**
I gave you that ring?
**[22:32] Shera**
I'm telling you, it's true!
**[22:37] Diablo**
In the dungeon's treasure vault!
**[22:40] Rose**
That item's name, without
a doubt, is "Marriage Ring."
**[22:44] Shera**
Diablo!
**[22:45] Shera**
Let's share eternal happiness together!
**[22:50] Rem**
U-Um...
**[22:53] Rem**
I believe you should be
fair about such things.
**[22:57] Rem**
Favoritism isn't good.
**[23:00] Diablo**
*Huh?!*
**[23:02] Rem**
Do you not have one for me?
**[23:06] Diablo**
*Nope!*
**[23:07] Diablo**
*But I can't say that!*
**[23:09] Diablo**
I obtained that one through a quest, so...
**[23:12] Shera**
No problem!
**[23:14] Shera**
I already asked Sylvie about
a quest to get a ring!
**[23:19] Rem**
So you're not trying to monopolize him?
**[23:22] Shera**
I like it better with both
you and Diablo together!
**[23:25] Shera**
Right?
**[23:26] Diablo**
Indeed. I was just hoping to
conduct some magic experiments.
**[23:31] Diablo**
Let's accept that quest!
**[23:34] Rem**
Yeah!
**[23:35] Shera**
Let's go!
**[23:37] Rose**
If that is your desire, Master.
**[23:40] Diablo**
All of you, follow after me!
**[23:43] All**
Yeah!
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