Season 2 - Omega
- E1 - Head Priest
- E2 - Head Paladin
- E3 - Corrupt Ritual
- E4 - Personal Domain
- E5 - Black Dragon Clash
- E6 - Demon Lord Army
- E7 - Little Demon Lord
- E8 - Visit to the Royal Capital
- E9 - Storm the Church
- E10 - Pretend God
E1 - Head Priest
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[00:03] Tria
Please hurry!
[00:04] Lumachina
R-Right!
[00:16] Tria
We've been ambushed?!
[00:24] Tria
Get back!
[00:27] Luchina
Tri—
[00:34] Luchina
Tria!
SIGN My, my.
SIGN Is our little game of tag over already,
SIGN Lumachina-sama?
[00:51] Lumachina
God!
[00:54] Lumachina
Please, God,
[00:55] Lumachina
there is someone who cannot hear your voice.
[00:58] Lumachina
Please demonstrate your
power here in this land,
[01:01] Lumachina
and show us the way with your guiding light.
SIGN Oh? You're praying in a moment like this?
SIGN For divine punishment to eliminate little old me?
[01:10] Lumachina
Like the flowers blooming in the fields,
[01:13] Lumachina
and like the fish swimming in the river...
SIGN What pretty skin you have.
SIGN It makes me jealous!
SIGN Get her, Beast Mushroom!
SIGN A holy maiden's purity is about to be tarnished by my Summon.
SIGN How exciting!
[01:48] Lumachi
Stop...
[01:51] Lumachina
S-Stop!
[01:53] Lumachina
No!
[01:55] Lumachina
God...
[01:59] Lumachina
G-God!
SIGN What is this?!
[02:22] Lumachina
God!
SIGN Episode 1 "Head Priest"
[03:57] Shera
This place feels so nice!
[04:00] Rem
I agree.
[04:01] Rem
Though it's rare for us to
share the same opinion.
[04:06] Shera
Uh-huh!
[04:07] Shera
Makes you want to sunbathe naked, doesn't it?
[04:10] Rem
N-Na... Naked?!
[04:12] Shera
I'm sure it would feel great!
[04:14] Rem
I-I'd never do that, you perverted elf!
[04:17] Shera
Huh?
[04:18] Shera
But there's no point in sunbathing
with your clothes on!
[04:21] Rem
Your idea of stripping outdoors
is indecent to begin with.
[04:25] Shera
But it's not embarrassing
when you're sunbathing!
[04:28] Rem
Naked is still naked!
[04:29] Rem
It's out of the question!
[04:30] Shera
Aw, it's fine!
[04:30] Diablo
Yeah, it's another peaceful day.
[04:33] Diablo
Rem and Shera summoned me
into this game, Cross Reverie*...
[04:38] DaibloFlash
How am I supposed to talk to girls?!
[04:42] DiabloFlash
Right, I'll just act like I'm*
role-playing as Demon Lord Diablo!
[04:47] Diablo
And after that, I kept
acting like a Demon Lord.
[04:51] Diablo
I fought the elite soldiers
of the Kingdom of Greenwood
[04:54] Diablo
who came to take Shera back,
[04:56] Diablo
and then I fought the Fallen, too.
[04:58] Diablo
After reviving the Demon Lord Krebskulm,
who was sealed within Rem,
[05:02] Diablo
I forced her to submit to me.
[05:06] Diablo
Honestly, a lot has happened,
[05:08] Diablo
but living in this world as the
Demon Lord Diablo isn't so bad.
[05:13] Shera
Diablo!
[05:14] Shera
What do you think?
[05:16] Shera
It's weird to wear clothes
while sunbathing, right?
[05:19] Shera
Right? Right?
[05:21] Diablo
I feel two soft, plump
sensations against my arm!
[05:25] Rem
Please say something to her, Diablo.
[05:28] Rem
Stripping while outside is too reckless!
[05:32] Diablo
And over here, there are flat,
slightly stiff sensations!
[05:37] Diablo
Ahem!
[05:39] Diablo
We did not come here to relax and sunbathe.
[05:43] Diablo
We're here to test a new spell.
[05:46] Shera
A new spell?
[05:49] Diablo
Flight magic.
[05:51] Both
Flight magic?
[05:54] Diablo
I will cast the spell on
this and attempt to ride it.
[05:56] Diablo
Stand back and watch.
[05:58] Diablo
Change your position as my will demands!
[06:06] Diablo
Adzet!
[06:13] Shera
It's floating!
[06:15] Shera
Incredible! It's incredible!
[06:17] Shera
Incredible, incredible, incredible!
[06:19] Rem
I can't believe there's magic like this.
[06:21] Diablo
This is to be expected!
[06:27] Diablo
After all, I am Diablo,
[06:29] Diablo
the Demon Lord from another world!
[06:31] Diablo
Thank God that worked!
[06:33] Diablo
All right, now to raise it a little.
[06:36] Shera
Diablo!
[06:39] Diablo
Hey, it's working pretty well!
[06:41] Diablo
Whoa...
[06:42] Diablo
It's pretty wobbly.
[06:44] Diablo
In the game, there was equipment
that let you fly through the sky, too.
[06:48] Diablo
There should be some in
the dungeon that I created.
[06:52] Diablo
Is that magic power?
[06:56] Shera
What's that light?
[06:57] Shera
It's incredible magic power!
[07:00] Rem
Huh?
[07:01] Rem
Where?
[07:05] Diablo
I've never sensed magic
power like this before.
[07:10] Diablo
The effect wore off? Already?!
[07:23] Diablo
I'm safe...
[07:24] Diablo
Huh? Did I land on something?
[07:32] Lumachina
God...
[07:33] Diablo
Huh?!
[07:36] Diablo
W-W-W-W-Was she sunbathing?!
[07:40] Lumachina
A-Are you... God?
[07:45] Diablo
God?
SIGN My Beast Mushroom!
SIGN Who do you think you are, falling out of nowhere?!
[07:53] Diablo
A Paladin?
SIGN Look what you've done to my Mushroom.
SIGN That was my only one, too!
SIGN My Mushroom!
[08:02] Diablo
I don't give a damn about your mushroom!
[08:04] Diablo
I am the—
[08:05] Lumachina
God!
[08:08] Lumachina
You've finally appeared before me!
[08:13] Lumachina
I've only ever heard your voice,
[08:15] Lumachina
and I felt lonely, never being able to see you!
[08:19] Lumachina
I am Lumachina Weselia,
[08:21] Lumachina
and I have always offered you my prayers.
[08:24] Diablo
And I've been able to see them this whole time!
[08:28] Diablo
Shouldn't you put on some clothes first?
[08:31] Lumachina
Huh?
[08:42] Lumachina
H-How could I stand before God like that?
[08:47] Diablo
U-Use this.
[08:50] Lumachina
Oh, thank you so much!
[08:53] Lumachina
For God to lend me clothing...
[08:56] Lumachina
I'm just too blessed.
[08:59] Diablo
She's not naked in an apron,
but naked in a cape.
[09:03] Diablo
Hot!
[09:04] Diablo
Wait, by "God," does she mean...
SIGN He's no God!
SIGN He's just a dirty Demon!
[09:13] Diablo
You're wrong! I am—
[09:14] Lumachina
He's God!
[09:16] Lumachina
I can tell!
[09:18] Lumachina
My prayers reached Heaven!
[09:22] Diablo
Lately, I've had this vague feeling that women
just never really listen to other people.
[09:29] Diablo
Prayers, you say?
[09:32] Diablo
What's with all this magic power?
[09:36] Lumachina
Please be careful, God.
[09:39] Lumachina
This man is a sinner unworthy
of being your believer,
[09:43] Lumachina
but his power is held in high esteem.
[09:45] Diablo
Hey, listen, I'm not "God," I'm—
[09:48] Lumachina
You're God!
[09:49] Diablo
No, I'm—
[09:49] Lumachina
You're God!
SIGN Whatever! Playtime's over!
SIGN I'll kill you both together!
[09:54] Diablo
It would seem this Lumachina
has strong faith in God.
[09:59] Diablo
So why would an agent of the Church,
[10:01] Diablo
a Paladin like you, be after her life?
SIGN Hmph! There's no way I would know what the Church is thinking.
SIGN I'm killing her because Vishos ordered me to do so.
[10:12] Lumachina
Vishos?
[10:14] Diablo
I see. So that's the type you are.
[10:16] Diablo
No better than a mercenary.
SIGN I'm nothing like them!
SIGN I am far more expensive! Very expensive!
SIGN Come now, my dear Hunter Worm!
[10:32] Diablo
Hmm, a Level 60 Hunter Worm.
[10:36] Diablo
I suppose that's fitting for a Paladin.
[10:38] Diablo
It's on quite a different level than
the adventurers in Faltra City.
[10:43] Diablo
However!
[10:45] Diablo
It's no match for m—
[10:52] Diablo
A Level 80 Trap Worm!
[10:54] Diablo
Now that makes this
[10:58] Diablo
a better challenge!
[11:06] Diablo
Rip them apart!
[11:08] Diablo
Aero Shredder!
SIGN Elemental Magic's highest-ranking Wind spell?!
[11:27] Diablo
Despite being mere scum,
you commanded simultaneous Summons,
[11:30] Diablo
and you know a good deal
about Elemental Magic.
[11:33] Diablo
I assumed your kind found
it too weak to bother with.
SIGN It's different when mastered.
SIGN Elemental Magic excels when it comes to the force of a single blow.
[11:48] Diablo
You're well-educated, I see.
SIGN Even so, Demon,
SIGN how many times can you fire your ultimate spell?!
[11:56] Diablo
Hmph.
[11:57] Diablo
I can easily fire off a hundred
paltry Aero Shredders.
SIGN Don't lie to me!
[12:10] Diablo
Don't measure me by your own standards,
[12:15] Diablo
you novice!
[12:18] Diablo
Cross Blizzard!
SIGN What are you?!
[12:48] Diablo
Oh, no!
[12:48] Diablo
I used a cold spell when there's
a half-naked girl here!
[12:52] Lumachina
God...
[12:56] Diablo
Hey, are you okay?
[12:58] Lumachina
Y-Yes, God.
[13:01] Lumachina
Thank you for saving me.
[13:03] Diablo
Now, wait. Let me be clear.
[13:06] Diablo
I'm no God. I'm—
[13:09] Diablo
Wha... Hey!
[13:12] Rem
Diablo!
[13:14] Shera
Diablo!
[13:26] Diablo
Th-This isn't...
[13:28] Shera
Did you assault that woman, too?
[13:31] Diablo
O-Of course I didn't!
[13:33] Rem
Is that the truth?
[13:35] Shera
Is it?
[13:37] Diablo
Hey, why the suspicious looks?!
[13:40] Diablo
At any rate, let's hurry back to the city.
[13:44] Shera
Wait up!
[13:57] Rem
Looks like you'll be okay now.
[13:58] Shera
I'm so glad, Lumachina-chan.
[14:01] Lumachina
Yes, thank you so much.
[14:03] Lumachina
So, um... Rem-san and Shera-san,
[14:06] Lumachina
what kind of relationship
do you two have with God?
[14:11] Rem
By "God," do you mean Diablo?
[14:14] Shera
Well, I suppose Diablo would be our... owner?
[14:19] Lumachina
Are those slave collars?
[14:21] Lumachina
Wait, then... God owns slaves?
[14:23] Shera
Not quite.
[14:24] Shera
These are Enslavement Collars.
[14:26] Lumachina
Enslavement?
[14:28] Shera
See, when we summoned a Demon Lord at
Starfall Tower, his Magic Reflection...
[14:34] Rem
Diablo is the leader of our adventuring party.
[14:38] Lumachina
Adventuring?
[14:39] Lumachina
But the one who saved me must be God.
[14:42] Lumachina
I need him to be.
[14:45] Rem
Why is that?
[14:47] Lumachina
Because...
[14:50] Lumachina
He saw my bare skin.
[14:54] Rem
So?
[14:55] Shera
But you're okay with letting us see it, right?
[15:00] Shera
Ow!
[15:02] Shera
What'd you do that for?!
[15:04] Lumachina
Only...
[15:06] Lumachina
Only the man who would be my
husband may see my bare skin.
[15:10] Lumachina
So if this Diablo is not God,
[15:14] Lumachina
then we must be wed!
[15:21] Diablo
Listen, Klem.
[15:23] Diablo
Until we know who she is,
don't leave this room.
[15:26] Klem
I understand.
[15:28] Klem
I'll stay here eating biscuits!
[15:30] Edelgard
I shall remain with the Demon Lord here.
[15:35] Diablo
Good.
[15:36] Both
Huh?!
[15:38] Diablo
Wh-What the?!
[15:41] Rem
Don't go getting full of yourself,
you naked-in-a-cape woman!
[15:44] Shera
Th-That's right!
[15:46] Shera
You have to respect the pecking order!
[15:47] Shera
I'm first!
[15:50] Lumachina
Wh-What do you mean?
[15:53] Diablo
What's all the commotion?
[15:55] Lumachina
Oh, God.
[15:57] Lumachina
You are God, aren't you?
[16:01] Diablo
It would be bad to declare myself a
Demon Lord to someone from the Church.
[16:05] Diablo
But I can't have her calling me God...
[16:12] Diablo
For reasons, I must keep my
true identity hidden here!
[16:16] Diablo
You must understand!
[16:20] Diablo
Huh?
[16:20] Lumachina
I understand.
[16:24] Lumachina
Then please allow me to call
you Diablo-sama from now on.
[16:28] Diablo
Well, this should be okay.
[16:30] Diablo
Lumachina, who are you?
[16:33] Diablo
You do not appear to be one
of the Demon Lord worshipers.
[16:38] Lumachina
I am simply a human in service to God,
[16:46] Lumachina
but at the Church, I am called Head Priest.
[16:51] Rem
Head Priest?!
[16:52] Shera
What?! Isn't that the most
important person in the Church?!
[16:56] Diablo
F-For real?!
[16:58] Diablo
Now I see why she would believe
God had appeared before her.
[17:03] Rem
But Lumachina,
[17:06] Rem
why would the highest-ranking
member of the Church
[17:08] Rem
be targeted by a Paladin?
[17:10] Lumachina
The Church has people called Cardinals,
[17:14] Lumachina
and they are the ones who run the Church.
[17:16] Lumachina
Apparently, one of those Cardinals
has decided to eliminate me.
[17:20] Lumachina
What's worse,
[17:22] Lumachina
many of the Paladins, the absolute
military might of the Church,
[17:25] Lumachina
follow Vishos, the Head Cardinal.
[17:29] Diablo
And why do the Cardinals want to kill you?
[17:33] Lumachina
Hmm...
[17:34] Lumachina
Maybe because I questioned them about
the flow of illegal goods and money?
[17:38] Lumachina
Or because I ordered an investigation
into the unjust conduct of our Paladins?
[17:43] Lumachina
Or maybe...
[17:44] Diablo
I get it. She values her
morals more than her life.
[17:48] Diablo
As a result, she actually came close to death.
[17:51] Diablo
She's an idiot.
[17:53] Diablo
But I kind of like her.
[17:56] Rem
So where were you trying to go?
[18:00] Lumachina
I left the royal capital on a journey,
planning to pass through this city
[18:03] Lumachina
to reach the old Demon Lord's domain
[18:05] Lumachina
so I could find the Head Paladin, Batutta,
who was dispatched to that region,
[18:09] Lumachina
and explain the current
state of the Church to him.
[18:14] Rem
The Head Paladin, Batutta...
[18:17] Rem
I've heard he's a powerful man who
experienced the Human-Fallen War,
[18:20] Rem
and quite a noble person.
[18:23] Lumachina
I've heard that, too.
[18:25] Lumachina
I believe he's someone I can trust.
[18:27] Lumachina
Once he learns what's going on,
I'm sure he'll take action.
[18:31] Lumachina
And I believe he'll protect me, too.
[18:36] Lumachina
The Paladin Tria told me so.
[18:40] Rem
Is that someone you can trust?
[18:44] Lumachina
If she hadn't risked her life to
save me, then right now, I'd be...
[18:49] Rem
I see.
[18:50] Rem
So what do you plan to do now?
[18:53] Rem
Once they learn their assassination failed,
they'll come after you again.
[18:58] Lumachina
Even if it means putting myself in danger,
[19:02] Lumachina
I will head to the border city
of Zircon Tower to meet Batutta.
[19:06] Diablo
Zircon Tower, huh?
[19:08] Diablo
If I recall, that's where
my dungeon's located, too.
[19:10] Rem
You'd go that far...
[19:11] Shera
...to stop injustice.
[19:14] Shera
Lumachina-chan!
[19:15] Shera
You can rest easy now,
[19:17] Shera
because we'll make sure to protect you!
[19:19] Rem
There you go again on your own...
[19:21] Rem
But we can't just leave her alone.
[19:24] Rem
What do you say to us
escorting Lumachina there?
[19:29] Shera
Yeah! I agree!
[19:31] Lumachina
Th-That would be a great help,
but it'll be dangerous.
[19:35] Rem
We're adventurers.
[19:37] Rem
We couldn't get anything
done if we avoided danger.
[19:39] Shera
You saw how strong Diablo is, didn't you?
[19:44] Lumachina
Y-Yes.
[19:45] Lumachina
I did indeed see God's—
[19:47] Lumachina
Uh, I mean... It would be foolish to
worry about Diablo-sama's safety.
[19:53] Rem
So how about it?
[19:55] Shera
Come on, Diablo.
[19:57] Diablo
I do feel like Lumachina's
sense of justice is noble,
[20:00] Diablo
and I can sympathize with her circumstances.
[20:02] Diablo
But I do want to avoid a
confrontation with the Church,
[20:05] Diablo
since they hold overwhelming
power in this nation.
[20:08] Diablo
There's no merit to it.
[20:09] Diablo
But...
[20:11] Diablo
If it's just escorting her to Zircon Tower,
[20:14] Diablo
then it wouldn't mean going up
against the Church... right?
[20:22] Diablo
Do you seek power?
[20:24] Diablo
Then I, Diablo, shall lend you my power!
[20:31] Lumachina
Thank you so much, Go—
[20:33] Lumachina
No, Diablo-sama.
[20:35] Klem
I'm out of biscuits!
[20:37] Klem
Your Demon Lord demands more!
[20:41] Klem
More biscuits!
[20:43] Lumachina
Wh-Who is this?
[20:45] Lumachina
What is this dark, sinister magic
energy emanating from their bodies?
[20:51] Klem
What is this human?!
[20:54] Klem
She smells like them!
[20:56] Edelgard
It's an unpleasant smell.
[20:59] Klem
Yeah, she smells like God!
[21:03] Diablo
Figures they could tell.
[21:05] Diablo
Wait, that's bad!
[21:06] Diablo
At this rate, they'll fight!
[21:15] Diablo
Surely you don't believe you can
try to fight before my eyes?
[21:20] Diablo
"Dark magic energy"?
[21:21] Diablo
"Smells like God"?
[21:23] Diablo
Is that reason enough to cause a
commotion at the risk of my ire?
[21:27] Lumachina
My apologies.
[21:30] Klem
Hmph! She'll make my biscuits taste bad.
[21:33] Klem
Stay away from this Demon Lord!
[21:36] Diablo
They couldn't be less compatible.
[21:39] Diablo
Ultimately we decided to
leave the Demon Lord, Klem,
[21:42] Diablo
and the Fallen, Edelgard, behind in Faltra.
[21:46] Diablo
And while we were away...
[21:48] Mei
Okay!
[21:50] Mei
I'll take good care of them!
[21:53] Mei
Rest assured, nya!
[21:54] Diablo
We left them in the care of
the inn's poster girl, Mei...
[21:58] Sylvie
Got it. Leave it to me.
[22:01] Diablo
I can't go into more detail, but...
[22:03] Sylvie
I won't ask.
[22:04] Sylvie
You've done a lot for us, Diablo-san.
[22:07] Sylvie
Oh, I'll be looking forward to a souvenir!
[22:08] Diablo
...the Guildmaster of the
Adventurer's Guild, Sylvie...
[22:12] Celes
I'll be sure to keep both of them safe.
[22:15] Diablo
...the head of the
Mage's Association, Celestine...
[22:18] Emile
I'm Emile Bichelberger, and I'll
protect beautiful women with my life!
[22:26] Diablo
...and our friend, the Warrior, Emile.
[22:26] Emile
I will, as Emile Bichelberger!
[22:28] Emile
Emile Bichelberger!
[22:30] Diablo
Then we set out from Faltra.
[22:34] Shera
Klem-chan!
[22:36] Shera
We're heading out on a job, okay?
[22:40] Klem
I'll be fine!
[22:42] Klem
To be honest,
[22:43] Klem
you tend to wander, so I'm
more worried about you!
[22:46] Klem
Let me grant you a token of my power.
[22:50] Shera
Huh? What?
[22:56] Diablo
Wh-What?!
[22:58] Diablo
Shera's Rare-grade bow
[23:00] Diablo
turned into a Super Super Rare ebony bow?!
[23:06] Shera
It turned into something that looks strong!
[23:09] Klem
That should do.
[23:12] Shera
Y-Yeah.
[23:13] Shera
It does kind of look cursed now,
[23:16] Shera
but thank you, Klem-chan.
[23:17] Diablo
The Demon Lord Krebskulm...
[23:19] Diablo
She really is cheating hard.
[23:19] Klem
Be grateful!
[23:21] Klem
This is the power of a Demon Lord!
[23:27] Diablo
Now...
[23:28] Diablo
Rem.
[23:29] Diablo
Shera.
[23:31] Diablo
Lumachina.
[23:33] Diablo
Let's go!
[23:35] Diablo
To Zircon Tower!
[23:36] All
Yes!
[23:51] Horn
Are you interested in
challenging a new dungeon?
SIGN Next Time "Head Paladin"
[23:53] Diablo
Arrow of void, drive a stake into the
boundary between Heaven and Earth!
[23:56] Diablo
Gravity Abyss!
[23:58] Shera
This one's really big and hard, too!
SIGN Don't Miss the Next Episode!
SIGN Illustration: Mizoguchi Keji
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[00:02] Shera
It's coming into view!
[00:05] Shera
Rem, we've arrived!
[00:07] Shera
Rem!
[00:08] Rem
Oh, so that's...
[00:14] Shera
Overboard! Do it overboard!
[00:14] Diablo
Rem really can't handle traveling
in vehicles, can she?
[00:18] Lumachina
God—
[00:19] Lumachina
I mean, Diablo-sama.
[00:21] Lumachina
We've managed to arrive safely.
[00:23] Lumachina
Thank you so very much.
[00:25] Diablo
Hmph. A journey such as
this is nothing to me.
[00:31] Diablo
Though, honestly, it took us
two whole weeks to get here.
[00:35] Diablo
We got lost...
[00:38] Diablo
and got caught in storms, too!
[00:41] Diablo
Well, at any rate...
[00:45] Diablo
That's Zircon Tower City, huh?
SIGN Episode 2 "Head Paladin"
[02:22] Shera
I'm starving!
[02:24] Shera
Hey, let's get something to eat!
[02:27] Rem
There you go again.
[02:28] Rem
Our priority right now is escorting
Lumachina safely to Batutta.
[02:33] Shera
Aww!
[02:35] Rem
Just bear with it, you starving elf.
[02:37] Rem
That aside, this city...
[02:40] Shera
It's not very lively, is it?
[02:45] Mother
Please, heal my child!
[02:47] Diablo
Man, it's hot.
[02:49] Horn
Are you an adventurer?
[02:51] Diablo
What do you want, kid?
[02:52] Horn
Are you interested in taking on the new
dungeon that was recently discovered?
[02:56] Horn
How about it?
[02:57] Horn
I can introduce you to a dungeon
guide and a master lock-picker...
[03:02] Horn
And that would be me, Horn!
[03:05] Diablo
Oh? What kind of dungeon is it?
[03:07] Horn
It's incredible, right from the entrance.
[03:10] Horn
There are lion statues that
attack you right at the gate!
[03:13] Diablo
What was that?!
[03:14] Horn
Huh?
[03:16] Diablo
This dungeon has 13 floors, does it not?
[03:19] Horn
I-I wouldn't know that.
[03:22] Horn
No one's been able to make
it past the third floor.
[03:24] Diablo
On the third floor, you should have to
defeat the different-colored slimes
[03:28] ---
in order to make the key
to the fourth floor appear!
[03:31] Horn
Is that true?!
[03:32] Horn
There were a lot of different-colored
slimes wandering around there.
[03:36] Diablo
I knew it! It really is my dungeon!
[03:39] Horn
Hey, who are you?
[03:43] Diablo
I am the Demon—
[03:44] Lumachina
No!
[03:45] Lumachina
I cannot stand by and watch this!
[03:47] Diablo
What?! She got into trouble?!
[03:50] Lumachina
You're kicking aside this
poor woman seeking help.
[03:53] Shera
What were you going to
do if you hurt her baby?!
[03:56] Paladin
Who are you people?
[03:59] Mother
P-Please, heal my child!
[04:02] Paladin
If you need the aid of a priest,
get in line and pay the donation!
[04:08] Horn
This is bad, mister!
[04:09] Horn
He's with the Paladin Brigade!
[04:11] Diablo
Paladin... Brigade?
[04:13] Diablo
What do you mean, "Brigade"?
[04:15] Horn
Subordinates of the Paladins
and soldiers of the Church.
[04:18] Horn
At any rate, they're violent men.
[04:21] Diablo
Oh?
[04:23] Diablo
We came here to seek
Head Paladin Batutta's aid,
[04:26] Diablo
but if his men are like that...
[04:28] Lumachina
It's written in the holy scripture.
[04:30] Lumachina
All people are—
[04:31] Paladin
Shut up, you know-it-all!
[04:33] Lumachina
Listen to me!
[04:35] Diablo
People are after her life.
[04:37] Diablo
I was hoping she wouldn't
cause any trouble,
[04:37] Lumachina
All people are born with sin,
[04:40] Diablo
but her desire to protect the weak is...
[04:41] Lumachina
and by offering our prayers to God...
[04:45] Paladin
A mere adventurer like you
[04:47] ---
shouldn't try to lecture me,
a great member of the Paladin Brigade!
[05:04] Diablo
What a trifling nobody.
[05:06] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[05:08] Shera
Yeah, serves him right!
[05:11] Diablo
You there, woman. What is this about healing?
[05:14] Mother
W-Well, my child...
[05:21] Diablo
These marks...
[05:23] Diablo
This was in the game, too.
[05:26] Diablo
It's the Death Knell Disease!
[05:27] Lumachina
Death Knell Disease?
[05:30] Mother
It's an epidemic.
[05:32] Mother
Once there are nine of these marks,
[05:35] Mother
h-he'll die!
[05:37] Rem
How do you cure it?
[05:39] Mother
It can be healed by receiving a
miracle from a priest, but...
[05:43] Lumachina
Then we should hurry to the church!
[05:46] Mother
It's no use.
[05:49] Horn
It's money.
[05:51] Horn
Those at the church demand a donation of
an incredible sum to perform the miracle.
[05:56] Lumachina
How could they?
[05:58] Lumachina
A young child's life is at stake!
[06:01] Horn
That's just how it is in this city.
[06:12] Lumachina
I will cure him.
[06:14] Horn
Huh?!
[06:14] Horn
It's not that simple!
[06:17] Lumachina
God will protect me.
[06:20] Lumachina
Isn't that right?
[06:22] Diablo
I'm not God...
[06:25] Diablo
I know you can do it.
[06:28] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[06:31] Lumachina
Yes!
[06:33] Lumachina
Now, everyone...
[06:35] Lumachina
Let's all pray together.
[06:38] Lumachina
Oh, God who art in Heaven,
[06:41] Lumachina
please hear the voices of those
who seek your salvation.
[06:48] Lumachina
Please heal this child stricken
with this foul disease.
[07:00] Lumachina
Please grant your generous mercy
to this child for his sins,
[07:06] Lumachina
and forgive him.
[07:09] Lumachina
Grant him mercy.
[07:12] Lumachina
Forgive him.
[07:16] Lumachina
Grant him mercy.
[07:19] Lumachina
Forgive him.
[07:22] Diablo
This is tremendous magical energy, all right.
[07:26] Diablo
The marks are fading?
[07:32] Baby
Mama! Mama!
[07:34] Mother
Oh! My boy! My boy!
[07:40] Mother
Oh, thank you so much!
[07:44] Lumachina
I'm glad, truly.
[07:46] Rem
Impressive.
[07:48] Shera
Yeah, that was great!
[07:50] Horn
Incredible!
[07:51] Horn
You really healed that child?
[07:54] Horn
It's almost like you're God!
[07:57] Diablo
Being able to do that much is expected.
[08:00] Horn
What's the matter?
[08:03] Shera
What is this?
[08:05] Rem
Diablo?
[08:10] Lookout
It's here!
[08:11] Lookout
The monster!
[08:13] Lookout
The colossal monster...
[08:16] Lookout
The Sand Whale!
[08:24] Citizen
It's heading this way!
[08:24] Citizen
Run!
[08:25] Citizen
It'll crush the city!
[08:26] Citizen
It's a colossal monster!
[08:27] Citizen
Help!
[08:34] Diablo
A Sand Whale?
[08:37] Horn
That boat is trying to foist the Sand Whale
onto the city and escape on its own!
[08:42] Rem
How selfish.
[08:45] Shera
What do we do?! What do we do?!
[08:48] Horn
If that thing crashes into the city, it's gonna...
[08:51] Rem
Diablo, what shall we do?
[08:53] Shera
Diablo!
[08:54] Diablo
No choice.
[08:58] Diablo
I shall use Multiplex Magic!
[09:01] Diablo
Distance yourselves!
[09:03] Horn
That's crazy!
[09:05] Horn
Against a monster like that?!
[09:06] Diablo
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
[09:09] Diablo
Nothing is impossible!
[09:11] Diablo
Man, I'm nervous!
[09:14] Diablo
I've hardly ever used this magic.
[09:16] Diablo
I wish I could pray to God!
[09:21] Diablo
O darkness born from night darker
than ebony, gather to form an arc!
[09:28] Diablo
Dark Arc Seek!
[09:36] Diablo
O void that swallows all of creation,
come forth to my hand!
[09:43] Diablo
Black Hole Arrow!
[09:53] Diablo
Man, that's scary!
[09:54] Diablo
That thing's practically a mountain!
Will my magic even work on it?
[09:59] Diablo
No, don't hesitate! Believe in yourself!
[10:02] Diablo
I am Diablo!
[10:04] Diablo
The Demon Lord from another world!
[10:07] Diablo
Arrow of void, drive a stake into the
boundary between Heaven and Earth!
[10:13] Diablo
Gravity Abyss!
[10:29] Diablo
Yes! I think I got it!
[10:32] Diablo
What?!
[10:33] Diablo
It's not activating?!
[10:40] Diablo
Yes! It activated!
[10:48] Horn
W-We're gonna get blown off our feet!
[10:50] Rem
Multiplex Magic is incredible.
[10:53] Shera
But that monster...
[10:55] Diablo
It hasn't fallen for good yet?
[10:58] Diablo
Will my magic last until it's eliminated?
[11:02] Diablo
Let me think...
[11:03] Diablo
Do I have any other spells
likely to work on it?
[11:07] Batutta
Seven Star Blast!
[11:14] Diablo
What? A long-range attack with a Martial Art?!
Where'd it come from?!
[11:27] Diablo
What now?!
[11:29] Diablo
Was that a Magi-Gun?!
[11:31] Diablo
There's a Magi-Gunner here?!
[11:34] Diablo
Someone whose level is that high?!
[11:50] Diablo
Looks like we're safe.
[11:52] Shera
Diablo!
[11:54] Rem
Diablo!
[11:55] Rem
You really are unbelievable.
[11:59] Shera
That was incredible! Way to go, Diablo!
[12:03] Diablo
B-B-B-Boobs!
[12:06] Diablo
Wait, no! A Demon Lord
wouldn't go all deredere!
[12:10] Diablo
Hmph.
[12:11] Diablo
That was nothing to fuss about.
[12:14] Lumachina
Oh, God!
[12:15] Batutta
Was it you?
[12:20] Batutta
Did you fire that magic
at the monster's snout?
[12:26] Diablo
This guy's strong.
[12:28] Diablo
Is he...
[12:30] Paladin
Boss!
[12:31] Paladin
This is the Demon that defied the Church!
[12:34] Paladin
Hmph!
[12:35] Paladin
This man is the Head Paladin, Batutta-sama!
[12:41] Lumachina
He's Batutta?
[12:42] Horn
Th-This is bad.
[12:44] Diablo
I should've known the Head Paladin
we came all this way to see
[12:48] Diablo
would be the boss of a bunch of bandits.
[12:51] Diablo
It was indeed my magic.
[12:54] Diablo
Were you the one who unleashed
what looked like a Martial Art?
[12:57] Batutta
Indeed.
[12:58] Batutta
That was my Seven Star Blast.
[13:01] Diablo
Oh?
[13:02] Diablo
A Level 130 Martial Art?!
[13:05] Lumachina
Head Paladin.
[13:06] Lumachina
What is this Paladin Brigade
these people claim to belong to?
[13:10] Lumachina
I do not recall giving
permission for such a thing.
[13:13] Lumachina
Did the Cardinals allow it?
[13:16] Lumachina
Or did you create it on your own?
[13:18] Batutta
You're...
[13:20] Paladin
Hey, woman! You've got a big head!
[13:23] Paladin
Boss, let's teach these guys the proper
attitude to have toward the Head Paladin...
[13:29] Paladin
And let's take our time at it!
[13:40] Batutta
I wasn't expecting you,
Head Priest Lumachina-sama.
[13:44] Batutta
I've only met you once, when you were little,
[13:49] Batutta
but there's no mistaking you.
[13:52] Lumachina
Is that so?
[13:53] Batutta
I cannot apologize enough
for all of their disrespect.
[13:57] Rem
He doesn't seem like a bad person.
[13:59] Shera
Yeah.
[14:01] Diablo
Guess we can trust him for now.
[14:03] Laminitus
You have some interesting guests
visiting you, swindlers.
[14:07] Diablo
Wh-What?!
[14:09] Diablo
That cape is the Rare
equipment called Crimson Wings!
[14:13] Diablo
And is that a Magi-Gun she's shouldering?
[14:15] Diablo
So she's the one who
attacked from the tower?!
[14:19] Batutta
How dare you?!
[14:21] Batutta
If you insult this lady again,
[14:22] Batutta
consider your head forfeit, Laminitus!
[14:27] Laminitus
Don't address me without
respect either, swindler.
[14:30] Laminitus
I am the lord who governs Zircon Tower City,
[14:34] Laminitus
Fanis Laminitus!
[14:37] Laminitus
You there, woman.
[14:38] Laminitus
Are you the Head Priest?
[14:41] Lumachina
Yes.
[14:42] Lumachina
I am Head Priest Lumachina Weselia.
[14:46] Laminitus
Oh?
[14:47] Laminitus
So this little girl is the swindlers' top boss.
[14:51] Lumachina
What do you mean by "swindlers"?
[14:53] Laminitus
Even though they can hardly do anything,
[14:55] Laminitus
they demand huge donations.
[14:58] Batutta
With you closing our church
[15:00] Batutta
and imposing heavy taxes at every turn,
[15:02] Batutta
we have no choice but to demand
donations from our believers!
[15:05] Laminitus
Hmph! Isn't your God supposed to
be able to create bread and wine?
[15:09] Batutta
That's...
[15:10] Lumachina
We are merely those who believe in God,
[15:13] Lumachina
not God himself.
[15:16] Lumachina
And God will always extend his aid
to those who believe in him.
[15:22] Laminitus
Oh? You're preaching to me?
[15:25] Laminitus
In that case,
[15:27] Laminitus
let's test whether or not you
truly have God's protection!
[15:34] Batutta
You insolent woman!
[15:41] Diablo
They're both fast!
[15:42] Diablo
Both are seriously strong!
[15:47] Laminitus
So none of you believe in God either,
when it comes down to it!
[15:52] Laminitus
If God truly existed,
[15:54] Laminitus
he would protect her without you acting!
[15:57] Batutta
That's mere sophistry!
[16:00] Laminitus
No matter.
[16:01] Laminitus
I have no business with you.
[16:03] Laminitus
I came here to find whoever used that spell.
[16:09] Diablo
Wait, that's me!
[16:12] Shera
Diablo...
[16:13] Rem
This isn't good.
[16:15] Batutta
I came here to find them as well,
[16:19] Batutta
but it looks like they've already gone.
[16:21] Diablo
This guy...
[16:23] Laminitus
Oho?
[16:25] Diablo
What were you planning to do with
that sorcerer once you found them?
[16:29] Laminitus
If they're useful, I'd make them work under me.
[16:31] Laminitus
And if they wouldn't follow me,
[16:33] Laminitus
I figured I'd show them
the difference in our might.
[16:36] Diablo
You're a real pain.
[16:40] Laminitus
Someone who's that strong will
eventually stand before me.
[16:46] Diablo
I already am!
[16:48] Diablo
And she's totally realized it already!
[16:51] Batutta
Lumachina-sama, I'm terribly
sorry for her rudeness.
[16:56] Rem
Looks like an awfully annoying
woman has her sights on us now.
[17:01] Shera
I could hardly understand what
she was talking about, though.
[17:06] Diablo
I'd love to learn a thing
or two from her optimism.
[17:10] Batutta
Lumachina-sama, you must be
tired from your long journey.
[17:14] Batutta
Please rest in my mansion.
[17:19] Shera
Hey, what's that line for?
[17:25] Rem
Yeah, what is that?
[17:27] Rem
There are an awful lot of people lined up.
[17:30] Batutta
They're lined up at the tents we're using
after Laminitus ordered the church closed.
[17:38] Batutta
They're been there for days on end,
[17:40] ---
hoping to have the priests offer
prayers and receive a miracle.
[17:42] Lumachina
Days on end?
[17:51] Lumachina
Even those little children?
[17:55] Diablo
Is that also a line of
people waiting on prayers?
[17:58] Batutta
It is.
[18:00] Batutta
That's the line exclusively for
those who gave large donations.
[18:04] Lumachina
Huh?
[18:05] Lumachina
What do you mean?
[18:07] Batutta
Please don't misunderstand.
[18:10] Batutta
We're short on priests,
[18:11] ---
so we aren't able to respond to
all of those who desire prayers.
[18:16] Batutta
It's only natural to prioritize the believers
[18:18] ---
who have provided greater donations
and demonstrated greater need.
[18:23] Lumachina
Even so, there are so many people...
[18:27] Lumachina
A bit too many.
[18:35] Diablo
It's curry!
[18:37] Diablo
And rice, too!
[18:38] Shera
Wow, this smells good.
[18:41] Batutta
Please, help yourselves.
[18:44] Batutta
Though it might not be to
your tastes, Lumachina-sama.
[18:48] Lumachina
Oh, I'll have some.
[18:51] Shera
Spicy! It's spicy!
[18:53] Rem
I-It is.
[18:55] Rem
But it's good.
[18:56] Diablo
I never thought I'd get to eat
curry after coming to this world!
[19:04] Diablo
Lumachina, what happened to your right hand?
[19:07] Lumachina
Huh?
[19:08] Lumachina
Oh, something must have hit me
while you were fighting earlier.
[19:14] Lumachina
The power of miracles
won't work on my own body.
[19:18] Lumachina
Strange, isn't it?
[19:20] Shera
So spicy! More, please!
[19:23] Diablo
I desire another, as well!
[19:26] Shiliu
Coming right up.
[19:28] Lumachina
Head Paladin Batutta,
[19:30] Lumachina
could we speak for a bit after this?
[19:34] Diablo
Phew... I ate a bit too much.
[19:37] Diablo
A dip in cold water is nice,
[19:39] Diablo
but sometimes you just want a warm bath.
[19:42] Diablo
Maybe I should build a bath at some point.
[19:45] Shera
Diablo, may I?
[19:47] Diablo
Shera? What is it?
[19:50] Shera
Well...
[19:52] Shera
I just couldn't settle down by myself.
[19:55] Diablo
Oh, right.
[19:56] Diablo
She gets lonely so easily. Jeez...
[19:59] Diablo
Hmph! Do as you please.
[20:02] Shera
Yay!
[20:03] Shera
Hey, Diablo, that curry we just ate...
[20:07] Shera
Hup!
[20:08] Shera
That was good, wasn't it?
[20:10] Diablo
Yes, it was.
[20:12] Diablo
In particular, the spices... were...
[20:16] Diablo
Wh-What are you doing?!
[20:18] Shera
What? Let's bathe together.
[20:21] Shera
I'll wash your back.
[20:23] Diablo
No, no, no, no!
[20:25] Diablo
That's going to make me sweat,
not wash the sweat away!
[20:27] Diablo
Worse, it might make something
else come out of me!
[20:34] Shera
Oh, we don't have a towel. Then...
[20:38] Shera
How's this, Diablo?
[20:40] Diablo
Uh, yes...
[20:42] Diablo
It feels so smooth and nice...
[20:45] Shera
I know!
[20:46] Shera
Let's both get clean together!
[20:48] Diablo
Huh?!
[20:50] Shera
There!
[20:53] Diablo
They're touching me!
[20:55] Diablo
The ultra-soft sensation of my
sweet dreams is up against my back!
[21:00] Shera
Your back's so stiff, Diablo.
[21:05] Shera
I wonder why I'm getting so warm.
[21:10] Diablo
What would a Demon Lord
do in a situation like this?!
[21:13] Diablo
A Demon Lord with a woman pressing her boobs
against his back, slowly getting hotter...
[21:18] Diablo
But there's no Demon Lord like that!
[21:23] Shera
I'll wash your front too, okay?
[21:28] Shera
Your body feels so strong.
[21:32] Diablo
I-I am Level 150.
[21:35] Shera
Oh, I'll wash you here too, okay?
[21:38] Shera
This is...
[21:41] Shera
really hard and thick, too.
[21:47] Diablo
Y-Yeah, it is.
[21:50] Diablo
It is a... horn.
[21:53] Shera
It's so much fun to bathe together.
[21:56] Diablo
Uh... yes, it is.
[21:59] Diablo
I wish these peaceful times
would continue forever.
[22:04] Lumachina
Please come in.
[22:10] Batutta
You said you wished to talk?
[22:14] Lumachina
Yes. I've been waiting for you.
[23:50] Batutta
I'm looking forward to the moment
when you succumb to lust.
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[23:54] Diablo
It crushed my heart?!
[23:56] Diablo
This will...
[23:57] Lumachina
I won't give in to any curse!
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[00:01] Batutta
The Paladin Brigade
[00:03] Batutta
is a group of adventurers that I organized
[00:06] Batutta
to protect the priests
in this dangerous city.
[00:09] Batutta
It's true that due to my failings,
[00:11] Batutta
their violent behavior has stood out.
[00:14] Lumachina
So you promise to correct
their behavior, then?
[00:19] Batutta
Of course.
[00:21] Lumachina
By the way,
[00:22] Lumachina
this city is plagued with what's known
as the Death Knell Disease, isn't it?
[00:26] Batutta
Yes, it's a terrifying illness.
[00:28] Lumachina
Illness?
[00:30] Lumachina
You believe that, as well?
[00:33] Batutta
Pardon me?
[00:34] Lumachina
Well, it's not an illness,
[00:37] Lumachina
but a curse, right?
[00:41] Batutta
Why do you think that?
[00:43] Lumachina
I knew it.
[00:44] Lumachina
When I prayed on behalf of that child,
[00:47] Lumachina
I heard the voice of God.
[00:49] Lumachina
It told me that someone is
casting a large-scale curse
[00:53] Lumachina
to threaten the lives of
the people in this city.
[00:57] Lumachina
Does that ring any bells?
[01:02] Batutta
Goodness, I didn't think you had noticed.
[01:05] Lumachina
Head Paladin Batutta?!
[01:10] Lumachina
What is...
[01:17] Rem
Lumachina?!
[01:18] Rem
Lumachina?!
[01:20] Rem
So you've been—
[01:24] Rem
D-Dia...blo...
[01:32] Batutta
Looks like the sleeping
drugs finally kicked in.
[01:35] Batutta
You sure wasted my time.
[01:37] Batutta
Shiliu!
[01:39] Shiliu
Yes.
[03:11] Shera
There...
SIGN Episode 3 "Corrupt Ritual"
[03:14] Shera
and there...
[03:15] Shera
and there...
[03:18] Shera
And that does it!
[03:19] Shera
How was it?
[03:21] Diablo
It felt real good.
[03:25] Diablo
Who goes there?!
[03:27] Horn
W-Wait, wait!
[03:28] Horn
Mister, it's me!
[03:31] Diablo
You're...
[03:34] Diablo
Do the adventurers of this town
explore other people's homes?
[03:38] Horn
I-I came here to see you!
[03:40] Shera
There's curry on your mouth.
[03:44] Horn
There were leftovers out...
[03:46] Horn
Anyway, forget that! Mister!
[03:53] Shera
Diablo, this is...
[03:55] Horn
See? It's just like I told you!
[03:58] Horn
Batutta's taken your friends away!
[04:01] Shera
What do we do? We really
shouldn't have trusted him!
[04:05] Diablo
I didn't think he'd make a move this soon.
[04:08] Diablo
We still needed to recover
ourselves first, too.
[04:11] Shera
What do you mean?
[04:13] Diablo
The Death Knell Disease.
[04:14] Shera
Huh?
[04:15] Diablo
It is a curse.
[04:18] Both
What?!
[04:19] Diablo
I can't just tell them I saw it as a
limited-time event in Cross Reverie*.
[04:25] Diablo
At any rate, for now,
[04:27] Diablo
we need to get Rem and Lumachina back.
[04:31] Diablo
Let's go!
[04:32] Shera
Yeah!
[04:32] Horn
Right!
[04:43] Rem
What on earth is this?
[04:45] Lumachina
You've come to?
[04:47] Rem
Lumachina?!
[04:48] Lumachina
I was already here when I came to, as well.
[04:57] Rem
It looks like we're underground somewhere.
[04:59] Rem
And pretty deep, too.
[05:01] Lumachina
Rem-san...
[05:03] Lumachina
By the way, what are those people doing?
[05:16] Rem
Wh-Wh-Wha—
[05:17] Lumachina
Rem-san?
[05:18] Rem
I-I-I believe they're...
[05:21] Rem
doing that.
[05:23] Lumachina
Huh? What do you mean by "that"?
[05:25] Rem
It's...
[05:27] Batutta
You two!
[05:28] Batutta
How do you like being on
the altar for our ritual?
[05:32] Rem
Batutta!
[05:33] Lumachina
What are you talking about?!
[05:35] Lumachina
This place is filled with evil!
[05:38] Lumachina
Such a repulsive altar would never—
[05:40] Batutta
Exactly.
[05:42] Batutta
What we have here is corruption.
[05:46] Rem
What are you planning to do with us?
[05:48] Batutta
Shiliu.
[05:50] Shiliu
Yes.
[05:52] Batutta
Behold.
[05:53] Batutta
That is the concentrate that
causes the Death Knell Disease.
[05:57] Batutta
This concentrate can be produced
from the essence of evil.
[06:01] Batutta
It's literally the source of evil itself.
[06:03] Batutta
Now, how does one obtain
this essence of evil?
[06:07] Batutta
They're like beasts, aren't they?
[06:10] Batutta
Yet they were all once devout believers.
[06:14] Batutta
Their faith was strong,
[06:15] Batutta
and they were virtuous men and chaste
women with a sense of justice.
[06:20] Batutta
But all it takes is a little push
on the back to make people fall!
[06:27] Batutta
Fornication, bloodshed, gluttony...
[06:29] Batutta
When a person falls,
the essence of evil is created!
[06:33] Rem
S-So you make people
commit sins in this place?
[06:36] Lumachina
That's...
[06:38] Lumachina
That's just...
[06:40] Lumachina
Ah, God...
[06:42] Batutta
My research has shown that those
who can use more powerful miracles
[06:46] Batutta
produce richer essence
of evil when they fall.
[06:49] Batutta
Which also means it should
produce a stronger concentrate.
[06:54] Lumachina
You want to inflict the Death
Knell Disease on that many people?!
[06:58] Batutta
That many? Not at all.
[07:00] Batutta
I'm only targeting one person right now.
[07:03] Batutta
Just the lord, Laminitus.
[07:07] Rem
All for that?
[07:09] Lumachina
Why are you committing such a great sin?
[07:12] Lumachina
I heard you were a noble man.
[07:15] Lumachina
What happened to you?
[07:18] Batutta
My family was killed.
[07:20] Batutta
I was betrayed by my best friend.
[07:22] Batutta
I was threatened by Fallen.
[07:27] Batutta
Would you be satisfied with
tear-jerking backstories like those?
[07:34] Batutta
There is no real reason.
[07:36] Batutta
People are just greedy and sinful.
[07:38] Lumachina
But you...
[07:40] Batutta
I can't wait...
[07:42] Batutta
to watch the Head Priest, the highest
member of the Church, fall into lust.
[07:49] Batutta
Shiliu, I'll leave the rest to you.
[07:51] Shiliu
As you wish, Master.
[07:54] Shiliu
Getting to corrupt such a beautiful
woman is so exciting.
[08:00] Shiliu
Soon enough, you'll be begging
me to give you more.
[08:07] Shiliu
Now, I'll lick you...
[08:12] Shiliu
to your very depths.
[08:16] Lumachina
No!
[08:21] Lumachina
N-No!
[08:38] Shera
Rem and Lumachina-chan!
[08:41] Shera
Diablo!
[08:42] Diablo
I know.
[08:43] Diablo
In the game, this place was where*
the Death Knell Disease's event boss...
[08:49] Diablo
Hmm?
[08:50] Diablo
That stuff around us...
[08:53] Diablo
Wh-What is this?!
[08:55] Diablo
Cross Reverie never had plot
developments right out of an eroge!
[09:00] Batutta
I knew you'd show up.
[09:02] Batutta
Diablo, was it?
[09:04] Batutta
I'm impressed you found this place.
[09:07] Diablo
It was easy.
[09:09] Diablo
Your subordinates in the
Paladin Brigade were very helpful.
[09:15] Diablo
They were quick to tell me when I asked.
[09:20] Diablo
Batutta,
[09:21] Diablo
just what is this place?
[09:23] Batutta
If you're a first-rate sorcerer,
then can't you tell?
[09:29] Diablo
I wasn't a first-rate anything.
I was just a shut-in gamer.
[09:33] Diablo
You're casting the curse for the
Death Knell Disease, aren't you?
[09:37] Batutta
Oh? Did you hear about that from Lumachina?
[09:40] Diablo
You're saying she realized it, too?
[09:43] Batutta
Hmm? You didn't hear about it from her?
[09:45] Diablo
Who do you think I am?
[09:47] Diablo
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
[09:50] Batutta
What nonsense!
[09:52] Diablo
Hardly anyone really believes that...
[09:55] ---
Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
SIGN Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
SIGN Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
SIGN Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
SIGN Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World
[09:56] Diablo
Rem and Shera were so trusting,
believing me that easily.
[10:02] Diablo
You learned about the Death Knell Disease
curse from the Fallen, didn't you?
[10:06] Batutta
H-How did you—
[10:08] Diablo
Bingo!
[10:10] Diablo
It's because the ones casting
that curse here were the Fallen.
[10:14] Diablo
I told you I'm a Demon Lord, didn't I?
[10:17] Diablo
Now, release those two.
[10:20] Batutta
You're clever,
[10:21] Batutta
and you seem to be unreasonably strong, too,
[10:24] Batutta
but what kinds of magic can you use here?
[10:28] Batutta
And are you skilled at fighting on stairs?
[10:32] Batutta
How many times can you
evade me on these steps?
[10:36] Diablo
You're the one who will struggle,
unable to evade!
[10:39] Diablo
Explosion!
[10:47] Both
You did it!
[10:52] Diablo
What is this?!
[11:00] Batutta
Well, it's a dangerous place, isn't it?
[11:03] Batutta
If the blast from your attack
collapses the walls or the ceiling,
[11:06] Batutta
what's going to happen to your friends?
[11:11] Diablo
Why, you...
[11:13] Diablo
He's right, they're brittle.
[11:15] Diablo
I can't be reckless.
[11:16] Diablo
And his movements are fast.
[11:19] Diablo
Did he instantly dodge my attack?
[11:22] Diablo
To hit him with that speed,
[11:24] Diablo
I need a spell with a wider range.
[11:26] Batutta
Not coming for me?
[11:28] Batutta
Then I'll come for you!
[11:31] Diablo
What level of magic should I use?!
[11:34] Batutta
You hesitated, greenhorn!
[11:38] Diablo
He's fast!
[11:49] Shera
D-Diablo!
[11:52] Diablo
You're quite good, Batutta.
[11:54] Batutta
Whoops...
[11:57] Batutta
You came here overconfident
in your own strength,
[12:00] Batutta
not realizing that you can't
fully use your magic here.
[12:04] Batutta
You might think you managed to
pin down my secret location,
[12:08] Batutta
but it was a trap to lure you in!
[12:11] Diablo
Ow, ow...
[12:12] Diablo
Shit!
[12:14] Diablo
Don't underestimate a Demon Lord.
[12:16] Diablo
How about this, then?
[12:18] Diablo
Lightning Sphere!
[12:22] Diablo
This spell only affects its target,
[12:24] Diablo
and it doesn't blast the surroundings.
[12:27] Diablo
Now, Batutta,
[12:29] Diablo
try and overcome this one!
[12:31] Diablo
Then he'll get blasted back by the
Ground Mine I placed on the wall!
[12:37] Diablo
What's wrong? He's not jumping at me?
[12:40] Batutta
It's too easy to tell what you're after.
[12:55] Diablo
No way...
[12:57] Batutta
You lose!
[13:01] Diablo
The Martial Art called Rising Spear?
[13:06] Diablo
No! I can't avoid it!
[13:08] Diablo
Then...
[13:16] Diablo
It crushed my heart?!
[13:20] Diablo
I'm...
[13:22] Shera
Diablo... N-No!
[13:28] Diablo
...gonna die.
[13:35] Batutta
I win.
[13:42] Batutta
I always make flawless preparations
and lure strong foes into my strategies
[13:47] Batutta
to ensure I defeat them from
an advantageous position!
[13:51] Shera
Diablo! Diablo!
[13:54] Rem
D-Diablo?
[14:03] Diablo
I've caught you.
[14:06] Batutta
H-How are you alive?!
[14:10] Diablo
This spell can't be used
without touching the target.
[14:18] Diablo
Absolute Zero!
[14:21] Diablo
Become an ice statue!
[14:36] Batutta
Why, you...
[14:38] Diablo
What's wrong?
[14:39] Diablo
Wasn't losing your weapon and
left arm part of your strategy, too?
[14:44] Diablo
That hurts like hell!
[14:45] Diablo
I seriously thought I'd die!
[14:47] Diablo
If I was alone, I'd be screaming and sobbing!
[14:50] Diablo
The cape I had equipped,
the Curtain of Dark Clouds,
[14:53] Diablo
allows me to survive any attack
with just one hit point remaining.
[14:57] Diablo
To think there'd come a time when I'd need it.
[14:59] Diablo
And my Distorted Crown's auto-recovery
has been activated, too.
[15:03] Batutta
A-Are you telling me you're immortal?
[15:06] Batutta
That's impossible!
[15:08] Batutta
Shiliu!
[15:09] Shiliu
Yes, Master.
[15:15] Shiliu
Looks like your strategy
ultimately triumphed, Master.
[15:20] Shera
Rem!
[15:21] Rem
Diablo!
[15:22] Rem
Don't worry about me! Just fight!
[15:26] Diablo
Why, you...
[15:28] Diablo
I'll kill you!
[15:30] Diablo
What do I do?
[15:40] Shera
How's that? It's my Angel Shot!
[15:43] Diablo
Shera, well done!
[15:55] Shera
Huh? Huh?
[15:56] Shera
She turned to stone?
[15:58] Diablo
What?
[15:59] Diablo
Is that an effect of Klem's magic power?
[16:01] Shera
K-Klem-chan, this is too scary!
[16:05] Batutta
Sh-Shiliu...
[16:07] Rem
Shera!
[16:08] Horn
Are you all right?
[16:10] Rem
You're...
[16:12] Horn
I wanted to prove to that guy
[16:15] Horn
that I can be a little useful, too.
[16:17] Diablo
Horn...
[16:21] Diablo
Now, what will you do, Batutta?
[16:26] Diablo
Good.
[16:27] Diablo
We managed to win somehow.
[16:31] Batutta
You will all sink into a sea of despair.
[16:35] Diablo
What?
[16:36] Batutta
Though it's unfortunate that I won't get
to watch your faces fill with grief!
[16:42] Diablo
Does he still want to fight?!
[16:46] Batutta
Shining Blow!
[16:50] Diablo
Darkness Cannon!
[17:06] Shera
Diablo!
[17:13] Diablo
It's no use!
[17:14] Diablo
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
[17:32] Shera
Diablo!
[17:35] Diablo
Shera?!
[17:36] Diablo
Why did you come down here?!
[17:38] Diablo
This place is about to collapse!
[17:40] Shera
Yeah, that's why we need to get out fast!
[17:42] Shera
Together with the others!
[17:48] Diablo
She could have escaped by herself.
[17:52] Diablo
Sheesh...
[18:01] Diablo
Hold on tight.
[18:03] Shera
Huh?
[18:14] Laminitus
Who are you?!
[18:17] Varakness
Pardon me for interrupting your bath.
[18:19] Varakness
I am Varakness, the one appointed as the
Grand General of the Demon Lord's Army.
[18:25] Varakness
The Demon Lord has...
[18:27] Varakness
His Majesty has awakened,
[18:29] Varakness
so I've come to advise your surrender.
[18:32] Laminitus
Surrender?
[18:34] Laminitus
Is the Demon Lord planning
to rule the people of this city?
[18:36] Varakness
The Demon Lord's rule is merciful and fair.
[18:42] Varakness
He'll have all of the mortal
races commit suicide.
[18:46] Varakness
That's far more merciful than allowing
them to be devoured alive by monsters.
[18:51] Varakness
What do you think?
[18:53] Laminitus
My answer is...
[18:56] Laminitus
You're an idiot!
[19:01] Varakness
That's great!
[19:02] Varakness
I love strong women.
[19:06] Laminitus
Don't toy with me!
[19:13] Varakness
Fanis Laminitus,
[19:14] Varakness
I will not kill you.
[19:16] Varakness
I shall add you to my harem.
[19:20] Laminitus
Your harem?
[19:21] Varakness
I shall come to collect you on
the night of the next full moon.
[19:25] Varakness
Be sure to pick out your
wedding outfit, Fanis.
[19:30] Laminitus
Don't use my first name so lightly!
[19:34] Laminitus
That ruffian!
[19:38] Laminitus
The night of the next full moon...
[19:45] Horn
It's floating.
[19:47] Horn
We're really floating.
[19:49] Rem
Diablo, you always surpass
our expectations with ease.
[19:56] Shera
But it really was dangerous this time!
[20:00] Diablo
That's true.
[20:01] (Flashback) Rem
Diablo!
[20:03] (Flashback) Lumachina
Diablo-sama!
[20:05] (Flashback) Diablo
Stay close to me!
[20:11] (Flashback) Diablo
Change your position as my will demands!
[20:15] (Flashback) Diablo
Adzet!
[20:18] (Flashback) Diablo
Rise!
[20:28] Diablo
That really was a close call.
[20:29] Rem
Lumachina?
[20:31] Shera
L-Lumachina-chan?!
[20:32] Shera
Hang in there, Lumachina-chan!
[20:34] Rem
What's the matter? Are you all right?!
[20:40] Diablo
This is the Death Knell Disease!
[20:42] Rem
H-How?!
[20:43] Shera
Why the Death Knell Disease?
[20:48] (Flashback) Batutta
You will all sink into a sea of despair.
[20:54] Diablo
He had already placed the curse on Lumachina?
[20:57] Shera
That's right, Lumachina-chan!
[20:59] Shera
Just pray for healing like
you did for the baby!
[21:02] Diablo
That's impossible.
[21:03] Diablo
Lumachina's miracles won't work on herself.
[21:07] (Flashback) Lumachina
The power of miracles
won't work on my own body.
[21:12] Shera
No way...
[21:14] Shera
No! Lumachina-chan!
[21:17] Lumachina
Please don't cry.
[21:20] Lumachina
I'm sure this is also part of God's plan.
[21:24] Diablo
Right.
[21:26] Rem
Diablo!
[21:27] Horn
Mister, that's just—
[21:29] Diablo
Which is why you won't die yet!
[21:33] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[21:36] Diablo
You journeyed here to correct the
rot within the Church, didn't you?!
[21:40] Diablo
Then put some strength into your guts!
[21:43] Diablo
Don't surrender to some curse!
[21:45] Diablo
If you need it, I shall lend you my power!
[21:53] Lumachina
Right.
[21:54] Lumachina
I won't give in to any curse!
[21:57] Diablo
Have faith in me!
[21:59] Diablo
Boy, lead us to this new dungeon.
[22:03] Horn
O-Okay!
[22:05] Diablo
There, I should have the protective charm
I won for clearing the event,
[22:09] Diablo
the one that cures the Death Knell Disease.
[22:12] Diablo
There lies the item
[22:13] Diablo
you need to defeat the Death Knell Disease!
[23:51] Diablo
I never thought I'd be taking
on my own dungeon myself.
SIGN Next Episode "Personal Domain"
[23:54] Horn
You're telling us to dance on that stage?
[23:56] Diablo
Die!
[23:57] Diablo
For the sake of my expensive cosmetics!
SIGN Don't Miss the Next Episode!
SIGN Illustration: Kani Beam
E4 - Personal Domain
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[00:03] Diablo
Listen up!
[00:05] Diablo
We're heading to the dungeon
Horn mentioned on foot!
[00:09] Diablo
Lumachina,
[00:10] Diablo
if you desire it, a hidden
treasure that makes miracles
[00:13] Diablo
shall be yours!
[00:15] Lumachina
Yes.
[00:17] Lumachina
We need to save the people who are suffering
from the Death Knell Disease as I am, too.
[00:21] Shera
Let's pop over and cure them in a jiffy!
[00:24] Horn
You can leave navigating the dungeon to me!
[00:28] Rem
Diablo, over there!
[00:48] Diablo
Laminitus!
SIGN Episode 4 "Personal Domain"
[02:27] Diablo
I don't know what's going on,
[02:29] Diablo
but we're surrounded!
[02:32] Diablo
This is bad.
[02:33] Diablo
After that battle with Batutta,
[02:36] Diablo
I barely have any Hit Points
or Magic Points left.
[02:41] Diablo
If we're forced to fight a
high-level Magi-Gunner here...
[02:45] Laminitus
I received a report of you appearing
from the depths of the earth.
[02:48] Laminitus
Now answer me honestly.
[02:51] Laminitus
Are you the Demon Lord that Varakness spoke of?
[02:54] Diablo
Varakness?
[02:56] Rem
Don't let her provoke you.
[02:58] Shera
That's right.
[02:59] Shera
If you say you're a Demon Lord...
[03:01] Diablo
I know...
[03:03] Diablo
But...
[03:04] Diablo
But...
[03:05] Diablo
But!
[03:07] Diablo
If I could come up with a
good line to get out of this,
[03:10] Diablo
I wouldn't suck at socializing!
[03:13] Diablo
I am Diablo, the Demon Lord
from another world!
[03:16] Diablo
None shall stand in my way!
[03:18] Both
Ah, he's done it now.
[03:23] Diablo
I won't run or hide!
[03:25] Diablo
Come at me if you want to die!
[03:28] Laminitus
Hmph! Listen to you bark.
[03:30] Laminitus
Then I'll give you the ruin you desire!
[03:33] Laminitus
Return to your slumber once more, Demon Lord!
[03:40] Shera
D-Diablo!
[03:43] Diablo
She has this many soldiers
equipped with Magi-Guns?
[03:48] Diablo
Guess I have no choice.
[03:50] Lumachina
Please wait.
[03:52] Lumachina
This man is not the one you
should turn your weapons on.
[03:55] Lumachina
He has saved this town and myself, too.
[03:59] Lumachina
And now, he fights to help others.
[04:03] Lumachina
I swear that he is no
enemy to the mortal races.
[04:06] Laminitus
Then why does he call himself a Demon Lord?!
[04:09] Lumachina
B-Because...
[04:11] Rem
Lord Laminitus!
[04:13] Rem
We're currently heading to a
dungeon to obtain a treasure
[04:17] ---
that will cure the Death Knell Disease!
[04:20] Shera
Could you please wait until
we return with that treasure?
[04:24] Laminitus
A treasure that cures Death Knell Disease?
[04:27] Laminitus
Preposterous!
[04:28] Laminitus
What would you lot gain from that?
[04:30] Lumachina
Please look at this.
[04:38] Lumachina
These people are heading to the dungeon
[04:41] ---
to save those like me, who are plagued
with the Death Knell Disease.
[04:44] Laminitus
Oh?
[04:46] Laminitus
In that case, you'll have to
tell me more about this.
[04:50] Laminitus
Seize them!
[04:52] Diablo
We can't let ourselves get captured here.
[04:55] Diablo
O Earth, pulse violently!
[04:58] Diablo
Earth Bounce!
[05:04] Soldiers
What's going on?!
[05:04] Soldiers
Wh-What's this?!
[05:08] Shera
O-Only the ground around us isn't shaking?
[05:11] Diablo
Do not leave my side!
[05:16] Diablo
Now run!
[05:21] Shera
Jeez, I'm starving!
[05:23] Horn
Okay, eat up!
[05:26] Shera
Let's dig in!
[05:28] Rem
I'm surprised you knew of
a spot like this, Horn.
[05:32] Horn
This is my secret spot.
[05:35] Lumachina
I'm sure it was God's guidance
that you brought you to us, too.
[05:39] ---
So good!
[05:42] Rem
If you eat too fast, it'll get
stuck in your throat again.
[05:42] Diablo
We managed to escape,
[05:44] Diablo
but that Laminitus woman...
[05:45] Shera
Burp!
[05:45] Lumachina
Ah... Shera-san?!
[05:48] Diablo
With her Crimson Wings equipped,
[05:50] Diablo
she could have used her Magi-Guns
[05:53] Diablo
to shoot us from the air at any time
[05:56] Diablo
while we ran away with our backs turned.
[05:59] Diablo
So why didn't she?
[06:04] Rem
Diablo, how's the meat?
[06:06] Diablo
Y-Yeah, it's...
[06:09] Diablo
Th-This is...
[06:12] Rem
Please eat mine.
SIGN Indirect Kiss
[06:16] Diablo
An indirect kiss?!
[06:18] Shera
Hey, Rem, your meat's still raw!
[06:21] Shera
This one is roasted up nicely.
[06:25] Shera
Eat mine.
SIGN Indirect Kiss
[06:28] Diablo
Her, too? Her, too?!
[06:30] Rem
Meat is best when it's raw!
[06:32] Shera
What?
[06:33] Shera
No, it's best when it's cooked well!
[06:36] Rem
No, raw!
[06:37] Shera
Not raw!
[06:38] Rem
Raw!
[06:39] Shera
I hate raw!
[06:40] Rem
Raw!
[06:40] Shera
Raw's bad!
[06:41] Rem
Raw!
[06:42] Shera
No!
[06:43] Diablo
Enough!
[06:44] Diablo
According to Horn, it will take
three days to reach the dungeon.
[06:47] Diablo
Just eat and get some rest already!
[06:50] Both
Okay.
[06:52] Rem
But meat should be raw.
[06:54] Shera
What? It should be cooked!
[06:56] Rem
You're still saying that, tasteless elf?
[06:58] Horn
Now, now...
SIGN It's an honor to make your acquaintance.
SIGN Your renown reaches even the royal capital, Lord Laminitus.
[07:07] Laminitus
Forget the flattery.
[07:08] Laminitus
What does a Paladin want with me?
SIGN I heard the Head Priest was in this town, so I'm here to protect her.
[07:17] Laminitus
The Head Priest?
SIGN Yes.
SIGN I also come bearing an important message from the Church.
[07:25] Laminitus
That woman has already disappeared along
with a sorcerer who calls himself a Demon Lord.
[07:30] Laminitus
I was in the middle of
hunting them down myself.
SIGN Tsk...
SIGN That sorcerer has deceived the Head Priest and taken her away!
[07:41] Laminitus
Didn't look that way to me.
SIGN Huh?
[07:45] Henrick
I bring news!
[07:46] Laminitus
Enter!
[07:48] Henrick
We've discovered the location of the
dungeon that sorcerer is heading to!
[07:51] Laminitus
Where is it?
[07:54] Shera
We're finally here.
[07:56] Rem
It ended up taking us four days.
[08:00] Lumachina
The charm to cure the Death
Knell Disease lies in here?
[08:03] Diablo
Yes.
[08:04] Diablo
We'll obtain it before you reach nine marks.
[08:07] Lumachina
Okay.
[08:09] Diablo
I never thought I'd be taking on
the dungeon I made myself.
[08:13] Shera
All right! We have to hurry!
[08:15] Horn
Wait, don't!
[08:17] Shera
Huh?
[08:18] Horn
You can't approach the entrance carelessly!
[08:27] Diablo
Explosion!
[08:34] Horn
You're amazing!
[08:36] Diablo
Naturally.
[08:37] Diablo
I did make that trap myself.
[08:39] Shera
That surprised me.
[08:41] Rem
Good grief.
[08:43] Rem
You careless elf!
[08:44] Rem
Be more cautious.
[08:51] Rem
Diablo, the door...
[08:57] Diablo
Now, let's go.
[09:00] Horn
This dungeon goes further
and further underground.
[09:03] Horn
There's a trick to every floor,
[09:05] Horn
and once you clear it, the stairs
to the next floor appear.
[09:10] Horn
And this is the trick for the first floor,
[09:13] Horn
a giant labyrinth!
[09:15] Horn
Once you get lost, that's it.
[09:16] Horn
It's just as hard to find your
way back to the entrance!
[09:19] Shera
Oh, no...
[09:20] Shera
What do we do if we get separated?
[09:22] Rem
Who knows? You could get eaten by a monster,
[09:24] Rem
die of starvation, or be caught in a trap.
[09:27] Shera
N-No way!
[09:29] Rem
It's fine. Someone would
discover you eventually...
[09:34] Rem
As a skeleton.
[09:37] Shera
That's not fine at all!
[09:41] Shera
Diablo!
[09:42] Shera
Don't leave me behind!
[09:44] Diablo
Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
[09:47] Diablo
No!
[09:48] Diablo
To reassure a worried girl, I need
to respond with a resolute attitude!
[09:53] Diablo
Get off of me!
[09:55] Diablo
That should reassure her...
[10:00] Diablo
Sh-She's crying?!
[10:02] Rem
Shera, if you cling to him like that,
[10:04] Rem
he'll have trouble responding to danger.
[10:08] Shera
Right...
[10:10] Shera
I'm sorry, Diablo.
[10:12] Diablo
Hmph.
[10:13] Diablo
Nice follow-up, Rem!
[10:16] Lumachina
Still, how do we deal with the labyrinth?
[10:18] Horn
Don't worry!
[10:20] Horn
I have a map from when I was last here,
[10:22] Horn
so leave this one to me!
[10:25] Horn
After all, I spent half a day
navigating it for this map...
[10:28] Horn
Wait... Huh?
[10:30] Horn
What the?!
[10:31] Horn
The labyrinth's changed!
[10:33] Diablo
The walls of this giant labyrinth
shift over time, changing its layout.
[10:39] Diablo
Maps are useless for it.
[10:42] Rem
Diablo, how do you know that?
[10:45] Diablo
B-Because I'm a Demon
Lord from another world!
[10:48] Diablo
That was close...
[10:50] Diablo
But we don't have much time to waste here.
[10:54] Diablo
Open a path before me!
[10:56] Diablo
Flare Burst!
[11:09] Horn
Y-You made a path!
[11:12] Shera
That's incredible, Diablo.
[11:13] Diablo
Wow, that went surprisingly well.
[11:17] Diablo
Good, let's go.
[11:19] Rem
That's dangerous, Diablo!
[11:21] Rem
Don't rush ahead so carelessly!
[11:23] Rem
I think we should be more
cautious as we move ahead.
[11:28] Diablo
I can't say, "I'm the one
who made this dungeon,
[11:30] Diablo
so relax and follow me!"
[11:33] Diablo
But they are frightened, so...
[11:37] Diablo
I'd better act like a Demon Lord.
[11:40] Diablo
Don't get the wrong idea!
[11:41] Diablo
I am not your friend!
[11:44] Diablo
I'm just allowing you to come with me!
[11:46] Diablo
Now just be quiet and follow me!
[11:51] Diablo
Please get it...
[11:56] Rem
Okay. I'm sorry.
[11:58] Shera
Rem...
[11:59] Lumachina
It's okay.
[12:01] Horn
Don't take it to heart.
[12:03] Diablo
She didn't get it!
[12:09] Shera
Hey, Diablo's been acting kind of scary.
[12:12] Rem
Yes.
[12:13] Rem
Maybe I did something to anger him.
[12:16] Shera
No, it's my fault.
[12:18] Lumachina
No.
[12:19] Lumachina
It's my lack of faith.
[12:20] Diablo
I hate people who get to enjoy
walking around with girls.
[12:24] Diablo
Virus Cloud!
[12:28] Diablo
Plasma Spear!
[12:33] Shera
We did it!
[12:34] Diablo
Good, next!
[12:35] Horn
Yeah!
[12:38] Shera
Hot... So hot...
[12:42] Rem
Jeez, you exhibitionist elf...
[12:45] Rem
What are you stripping for? Honestly!
[12:48] Shera
Huh? But you are, too.
[12:51] Rem
Th-This is, um...
[12:55] Rem
Y-You always take off too much!
[12:58] Shera
But it's hot!
[13:00] Diablo
Horn, Lumachi—
[13:03] Horn
Yeah.
[13:05] Lumachi
Diablo-sama,
[13:06] Lumachi
I'll do my best to clear this dungeon!
[13:09] Diablo
She's really doing her best...
[13:12] Diablo
Okay! Next question!
[13:15] Dungeon
Question 4! Ta-da!
[13:17] Dungeon
Does the Spotted Snake live...
[13:19] Dungeon
in the water, in the treetops, or in holes?
[13:21] Horn
I-It's... It's my turn, right?
[13:24] Rem
Calm down.
[13:25] Shera
Keep it together.
[13:26] Horn
Uh, uh...
[13:27] Horn
I-In holes!
[13:30] Dungeon
Bzzt!
[13:32] Dungeon
Incorrect! Now lowering the gondola!
[13:37] Shera
We're done for!
[13:39] Rem
Diablo!
[13:40] ---
Wh-Wh-What?!
[13:45] Diablo
Th-This is bad!
[13:47] Diablo
If we don't answer the next one correctly,
their underwear will be...
[13:50] Diablo
No, we'll all be taking a dive into lava!
[13:59] Dungeon
Final question!
[14:00] Shera
You can do it, Lumachina-chan!
[14:02] Lumachina
Right!
[14:03] Dungeon
Which of the following "black book"
monsters is the largest?
[14:10] Diablo
Oh, no...
[14:11] Diablo
Lumachina's hardly ever
been outside the Church.
[14:14] Diablo
There's no way she'd know about monsters!
[14:19] Dungeon
Here we go.
[14:21] Dungeon
Legend—
[14:22] Lumachina
Legend Dragon!
[14:26] Dungeon
Correct!
[14:27] All
We did it!
[14:32] Diablo
Boobs!
[14:33] Diablo
Boobs! Boobs here, too!
[14:34] Diablo
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[14:37] Rem
Well, what kind of trick awaits us next?
[14:40] Shera
No more hot stuff...
[14:42] Shera
Diablo?
[14:44] Shera
What's the matter?
[14:45] Diablo
Oh, it's nothing.
[14:59] Lumachina
Wh-What is all this?!
[15:02] Horn
Th-There are so many White Jägers!
[15:06] Rem
But...
[15:07] Rem
Those monsters look like they're
waiting for something, don't they?
[15:11] Shera
And this kind of looks like a stage.
[15:14] Rem
Now that you mention it,
the door of this dungeon floor had,
[15:18] Rem
"Perform a lovely show, then the
path shall open," written on it.
[15:22] Rem
Could that mean...
[15:23] Diablo
You did well to figure it out!
[15:25] Diablo
That's right.
[15:26] Diablo
If we sing and dance on this stage
and manage to satisfy the monsters,
[15:31] Diablo
the next path will open.
[15:34] Diablo
That must be what it meant.
[15:37] Diablo
Man, this takes me back.
[15:40] Diablo
Back when I was creating this dungeon,
[15:42] Diablo
Cross Reverie was running a
collaboration with an idol game,
[15:45] Diablo**
so I used it as one of the
tricks in the dungeon.
[15:49] Rem
You know, whoever built this dungeon
certainly wielded god-like power,
[15:55] Rem
but their ideas were rather childish.
[15:58] Shera
I like it, though!
[15:59] Shera
I wanna sing and dance.
[16:01] Lumachina
I also like this one.
[16:02] Lumachina
It sounds like we won't even have to strip.
[16:04] Horn
You're all naïve!
[16:06] Horn
Those monsters, the White
Jägers, are incredibly strong!
[16:09] Horn
There are a ton of them, too!
[16:11] Horn
If we fail our song and dance,
[16:14] Horn
they'll attack us and rip us apart!
[16:18] Diablo
All of you!
[16:20] Diablo
If you want to get past this floor alive,
[16:22] Diablo
then as of this moment,
you must call me "Producer"!
[16:26] Rem
What?
[16:27] Rem
Pro...
[16:28] Rem
Producer?
[16:29] Diablo
Now, let's start your lessons!
[16:32] Diablo
One, two, one, two,
[16:35] Diablo
step, jump, step, jump.
[16:37] Diablo
Not snappy enough!
[16:38] Diablo
One, two, one, two,
[16:40] Diablo
step, jump, step, jump.
[16:42] Diablo
With a smile!
[16:43] Diablo
One, two, step, jump.
[16:46] Diablo
Tempo up!
[16:46] Diablo
One, two, step, jump, one, two, step,
jump, one, two, step, jump, one!
[16:55] Diablo
You did well to endure my strict lesson.
[16:59] Diablo
Now, it's time for the show.
[17:00] Diablo
Show those monsters your dance!
[17:05] All
Demon Lord from Another World, Go!
[17:36] [SONG] Shera
As you give it your best, no matter how
tough it gets, I'm watching you in secret
[17:47] [SONG] Shera
You always face forward
[17:48] [SONG] Three
You always...
[17:51] [SONG] Three
face forward...
[17:52] [SONG] Shera
And I'm rooting for you
[17:56] [SONG] All
All the time
[17:58] [SONG] Rem
Deep within my heart, I feel it
[18:01] [SONG] Shera
I can't say it...
[18:03] [SONG] Rem&Shera
But I love you
[18:04] [SONG] Lumachina
You gave me so much courage
[18:07] [SONG] Horn
It's overflowing, and I thank you
[18:10] [SONG] Rem&Shera
My days were always the same
[18:15] [SONG] Horn&Luma
But you taught me I could change that
[18:18] [SONG] Rem&Shera
So I'm sure the door
[18:20] [SONG] All
will open
[18:25] [SONG] All
That sealed wall stretched on forever
[18:31] [SONG] Shera
And you smashed it
[18:32] [SONG] Horn
to pieces
[18:33] [SONG] Rem
and taught me
[18:33] [SONG] Lumachina
what was
[18:34] [SONG] Shera
really true
[18:36] [SONG] All
In this infinite, endless world
[18:42] [SONG] Lumachina
You took
[18:43] [SONG] Shera
me away
[18:44] [SONG] Horn
and led me
[18:44] [SONG] Rem
to a brand
[18:45] [SONG] Lumachina
new future
[18:48] [SONG] All
I want to share these
feelings filling my chest
[18:51] [SONG] All
Thank you
[18:55] [SONG] All
It's all because of you
[19:12] Diablo
We managed to get through the whole thing.
[19:17] Rem
Y-You carefree elf, what are you
doing getting excited over this?!
[19:22] Shera
But it was fun, wasn't it?
[19:24] Lumachina
This is the first time I've
ever had so much fun, too.
[19:29] Horn
I had... fun, too.
[19:30] Jagers
...core! ...core!
[19:32] Horn
Huh?
[19:33] Rem
Did we not satisfy the Jägers?
[19:35] Jagers
...core!
[19:37] Diablo
Will we have to fight?
[19:37] Jagers
Encore!
[19:40] Jagers
Encore! Encore!
[19:43] Jagers
Encore! Encore! Encore!
[19:46] Rem
I think they want an encore.
[19:48] Shera
Shall we do it again?
[19:51] Rem
We will not!
[19:55] Shera
Got it!
[19:56] Rem
Next, left!
[19:58] Shera
Yeah!
[20:03] Diablo
Lightning Arrow!
[20:09] Horn
This is real dangerous!
[20:12] Horn
The monsters are bad, too,
[20:13] Horn
but if we fall here, we're goners!
[20:20] Rem
This is the only path, though.
[20:22] Shera
We've gotta keep going!
[20:23] Lumachina
R-Right.
[20:26] Diablo
The strength of the monsters and their
attack patterns are exactly as I set them,
[20:29] Diablo
so this is nothing, but...
[20:32] Diablo
It's seriously scary!
[20:34] Diablo
If I fall, I'm dead for sure!
[20:36] Diablo
What?!
[20:38] Diablo
A Flying Worm?!
[20:40] Diablo
That's a Summon!
[20:41] Rem
How?
[20:43] Rem
Diablo, is there a Summoner nearby?
[20:46] Diablo
Seems there is.
[20:48] Diablo
Explosion!
[20:56] Rem
Who on earth would...
[20:58] Rem
Lumachina, get back!
[21:05] Diablo
A Trap Worm?!
[21:07] Diablo
It can't be!
[21:08] Shera
Lumachina-chan, get away from us!
[21:10] Lumachina
O-Okay!
[21:16] Lumachina
Y-You're...
[21:18] Lumachina
Gewalt?!
SIGN It's been a while, Head Priest.
SIGN You certainly abandoned me last time, didn't you?
SIGN Thanks to you, my skin's gotten all rough.
SIGN So for the sake of my expensive cosmetics,
SIGN please die!
[21:40] Horn
I won't let you!
SIGN Wha...
SIGN Wha...
SIGN What is this?!
[21:55] Rem
Horn! Horn!
[21:57] Diablo
You three go on ahead!
[22:00] Rem
Diablo?!
[22:13] Shera
Diablo!
[22:15] Shera
Diablo!
[23:51] Diablo
I see. So you're a virgin, too.
SIGN Next Episode "Black Dragon Clash"
[23:53] Rose
My entire being exists to serve my master.
[23:58] Shera
The Demon Lord's army?! There are so many!
SIGN Don't Miss the Next Episode!
SIGN Illustration: ISHiKEi
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[00:01] Shera
Diablo!
[00:02] Shera
Diablo!
[00:08] Lumachina
N-No...
[00:11] Lumachina
D-Diablo-sama!
[00:14] Rem
Diablo...
[00:22] Diablo
Who knew my Underwater Movement skill
would come in handy at a time like this?
[00:26] Diablo
Though I still can't move
as freely as I expected.
[00:30] Diablo
Horn!
SIGN Episode 5 "Black Dragon Clash"
[02:05] Diablo
This EX rank equipment burns really well.
[02:09] Diablo
I liked it a lot, too.
[02:11] Diablo
But that was a close call.
[02:13] Diablo
I wound up losing my Tenma's
Staff thanks to all that, too.
[02:20] Diablo
It's not good for him to keep
wearing those soaked clothes.
[02:24] Diablo
And I don't have anything else to burn...
[02:27] Diablo
Guess I'll strip him.
[02:34] Diablo
There...
[02:36] Diablo
He has such a delicate body.
[02:39] Diablo
He should build up his pecs a bit more.
[02:42] Diablo
So, as for his pants...
[02:44] Diablo
Well, whatever.
[02:46] Diablo
We're both guys here.
[02:48] Diablo
Man, they're so soaked,
they're not coming off easy...
[02:54] Diablo
Huh?
[02:56] Diablo
There's nothing there.
[02:59] Diablo
Nothing...
[03:00] Diablo
Nothing. There's nothing.
[03:02] Diablo
What should be there isn't!
[03:03] Diablo
There's nothing!
[03:08] Horn
Huh? Mister?
[03:11] Horn
Why are you naked?
[03:24] Horn
M-M-M-Mister?!
[03:26] Diablo
C-Crap! This is bad!
[03:28] Horn
What were d-d-d-doing to me?!
[03:31] Diablo
You've finally come to? Weakling!
[03:34] Diablo
This Demon Lord just saved your life!
[03:37] Horn
Huh?
[03:39] Diablo
I h-heard you mortal races can die wearing
soaked clothing, so I removed it for you!
[03:45] Diablo
Be grateful!
[03:50] Horn
I was so surprised.
[03:52] Diablo
I was, too!
[03:53] Horn
Thanks for saving me, Mist—
[03:58] Diablo
Hmph. If you're cold,
just move closer already.
[04:07] Shera
I wonder if Diablo's all right.
[04:10] Rem
Knowing Diablo, I'm sure he'll
come back to us with Horn in tow.
[04:15] Rem
All we can do now is make our way forward.
[04:19] Lumachina
I believe in Diablo-sama, too.
[04:22] Shera
You're right.
[04:25] Shera
He's Diablo, after all!
[04:28] Diablo
I was telling her to move closer to the fire!
[04:32] Diablo
Why the heck did this happen?!
[04:35] Diablo
Ahem! Wh-Why were you dressed like a man?
[04:40] Horn
When I was young, I was
separated from my parents.
[04:44] Horn
Maybe they just abandoned me,
[04:47] Horn
but when you're living alone,
it's more convenient to look like a man.
[04:52] Diablo
It must have been hard living by herself.
[04:55] Diablo
She's so brave.
[04:57] Horn
Long ago, I'd huddle up together like
this with my family on cold days.
[05:03] Diablo
You did, eh?
[05:12] Horn
Papa...
[05:13] Diablo
Wh-Where did "Papa" come from?!
[05:17] Horn
Oh, uh...
[05:18] Horn
Mister, that was, um... out of respect!
[05:22] Horn
I meant it as respect for
you as an adventurer!
[05:26] Diablo
I see...
[05:27] Diablo
Anyway, what area are we in now?
[05:30] Horn
But Mister...
[05:31] Horn
Do you think everyone's okay?
[05:34] Diablo
The monsters on that last floor
[05:40] Diablo
are all ones Shera can
easily defeat with her bow.
[05:44] Diablo
The tenth floor has moving
floors as its trick,
[05:46] Diablo
but as cautious as Rem is, they'll be fine.
[05:48] Diablo
The graveyard on the eleventh floor
[05:50] Diablo
has moving corpses that attack, but with
the power of Lumachina's prayers...
[05:54] Horn
Then they'll be all right!
[05:57] Diablo
But if they run into the last guardian
[06:01] ---
of the twelfth floor,
even with all three of them...
[06:05] Horn
Huh? Guardian?
[06:07] Diablo
We need to catch up quickly.
[06:11] Horn
M-Mister!
[06:13] Diablo
Rejoice! Thanks to these,
[06:17] Diablo
I know where we are now!
[06:21] Rem
Okay, this is the twelfth floor.
[06:23] Shera
Yeah, let's do our be—
[06:26] Shera
Rem, there's someone there.
[06:29] Rem
Yeah.
[06:30] Rem
That's a Level 80 Death Dancer
lying over there.
SIGN Oh, goodness, no.
SIGN Does this mean I got ahead of you when I hurried to catch up?
[06:43] Lumachina
Gewalt!
[06:44] Lumachina
So you're alive.
SIGN What's this?
SIGN I don't see that Demon around.
SIGN What could have happened to him?
SIGN This is perfect, Lumachina!
SIGN Please, die already!
SIGN Appear before me, Fire Bees!
[07:05] Rem
With these, Shera's bow can't...
[07:08] Rem
Shera!
[07:09] Shera
Yeah!
[07:10] Rem
Come forth, Asulau, Rockpup, Dragonfly!
[07:19] Rem
Shera, now!
[07:21] Shera
Yeah!
SIGN Rose Prison!
SIGN Too bad! I've seen through your tactics.
[07:34] Rem
I can't believe he's using
Summons like that...
SIGN The desperate looks of weak women
SIGN are just to die for!
SIGN Now, how shall I kill you all?
SIGN What is this?!
SIGN What's going on?!
[08:03] Rem
This is wind magic.
[08:06] Rem
Diablo!
[08:10] Large Black Dragon
Puny beings who dare invade my land,
[08:14] Large Black Dragon
I will grant you all the same death.
SIGN It can't be!
SIGN Why is one of those here?
[08:20] LBD
Puny beings, if you wish to resist,
[08:25] LBD
then unleash your power.
[08:30] Rem
A... A Large Black Dragon...
SIGN H-Hold on!
SIGN I have no intention of conquering this dungeon!
[08:38] LBD
If you will not resist,
[08:40] LBD
then I'll simply slaughter
you with a single blow.
SIGN Don't get cocky,
SIGN you damn lizard!
SIGN Appear before me, Ifrit!
[09:06] Rem
The ultimate fire summon!
SIGN Yes, this is my super trump card!
SIGN Get him, Ifrit!
SIGN That's it, Ifrit!
SIGN Ruin him!
SIGN This really burns through MP...
SIGN Hurry up and defeat him!
SIGN You did it! That lizard bastard's—
[09:55] LBD
Are you finished, puny being?
[09:58] LBD
Filled with enough despair now? Then...
[10:02] LBD
You shall die!
SIGN Ifrit!
SIGN No... No way...
SIGN My trump card!
SIGN The ultimate summon!
[10:27] LBD
That is the most you mortal races can achieve.
[10:44] Rem
L-Let's run.
[10:46] Shera
Yeah.
[10:47] Shera
Huh?
[10:47] Rem
Lumachina?
[10:48] Shera
Lumachina-chan?
[10:51] Lumachina
Please hang in there. I'll heal you now.
[10:56] Lumachina
God...
[10:57] Lumachina
Please save this man.
[11:00] Lumachina
Please grant him your generous mercy.
SIGN Are you crazy?
SIGN Do you have any idea what I've done?
[11:11] Lumachina
It's all right.
[11:12] Lumachina
God grants us all the opportunity
to repent so long as we live.
[11:22] Lumachina
God...
[11:24] Lumachina
Please heal the wounds
this man suffers from,
[11:27] Lumachina
and permit him to live...
[11:29] LBD
Oh?
SIGN God... must be a wonderful man.
[11:48] Rem
Would you please hear us out?
[11:52] LBD
Hmm...
[11:53] LBD
A Human blessed with one wing by God,
[11:56] LBD
an Elf with a Demon Lord's bow,
[11:59] LBD
and you are the vessel of...
[12:01] LBD
This is quite interesting.
[12:04] LBD
But...
[12:06] LBD
The lives of you puny
beings last but a moment.
[12:09] LBD
Even if they were to end now,
[12:11] LBD
it would make but a scant difference.
[12:13] Shera
N-No way...
[12:15] LBD
Now, begone!
[12:27] Diablo
Looks like I made it in time.
[12:35] Diablo
Sorry to make you wait!
[12:39] Diablo
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
[12:42] Diablo
I don't feel like letting you
put on your show right now,
[12:45] Diablo
you petty Dragon!
[12:48] LBD
Oh?
[12:49] LBD
You would insult me?
[12:51] LBD
Then I'll grant you the death you desire!
[12:56] Diablo
Gather, light,
[12:58] Diablo
against those who crawled forth
from darkness and defy providence!
[13:01] LBD
Learn just how arrogant
[13:06] LBD
you are!
[13:08] Diablo
Without Tenma's Staff,
this takes more time, but...
[13:11] Diablo
Make it...
[13:13] Diablo
Make it in time...
[13:14] Diablo
It should make it in time!
[13:16] Diablo
Yes!
[13:17] Diablo
Hercules Lance!
[13:30] LBD
Wh-Why, you...
[13:32] Diablo
Thunder Axe!
[13:48] Shera
Incredible!
[13:50] Horn
Incredible, Mister!
[13:54] LBD
Impossible!
[13:56] LBD
I can't die at the hands of...
[13:58] LBD
a puny being!
[14:00] LBD
I cannot die yet!
[14:03] LBD
I have yet to leave behind
one to inherit my memories.
[14:07] Diablo
You...
[14:09] Diablo
I see. So you're a virgin, too.
[14:13] Diablo
I guess Dragons wouldn't have many
chances to meet other Dragons.
[14:20] Rose
Who gave you permission to flee?
[14:24] Rose
You are the guardian of the twelfth floor.
[14:26] Rose
Disobeying the Master's orders
warrants a thousand deaths.
[14:31] Diablo
Wait, is that...
[14:35] Rose
Shall I clean up your mess?
[14:38] LBD
What?! Why, you...
[14:40] LBD
Get out of my way!
[14:42] LBD
You're a mere puppet!
[14:47] Rose
Don't call me a puppet!
[14:55] Rose
Now pay the price for your sins...
[14:58] Rose
with your death!
[14:59] Rose
Krios!
[15:11] Rose
It's not my duty to be the
guardian of the twelfth floor.
[15:16] Rose
I'll have to clean up here.
[15:19] Diablo
It's really true.
[15:21] Diablo
If I recall,
[15:22] Diablo
I found her appearance cute when
I was creating the dungeon,
[15:27] Diablo
so I placed that Magimatic
Maid on the thirteenth floor.
[15:33] Diablo
I believe her name was...
[15:36] Rose
Now to clean up.
[15:40] Diablo
Do you have your memories from those days,
[15:43] Diablo
Rose?
[15:46] Diablo
My name is Diablo.
[15:49] Diablo
No, perhaps I should I say... it's @Diablo-13?
[15:59] Rose
Master?!
[16:02] Diablo
I've just returned, Rose.
[16:13] Rose
Welcome home,
[16:15] Rose
my master.
[16:25] Rem
Th-This is the treasure vault?
[16:35] Shera
I-Incredible!
[16:37] Horn
T-T-Treasure!
[16:40] Horn
It's full of treasure!
[16:43] Shera
What?!
[16:44] Shera
You made this entire dungeon, Diablo?!
[16:48] Shera
That's incredible!
[16:50] Rem
So that's why you knew
so much about the tricks.
[16:53] Diablo
Thank goodness.
[16:55] Diablo
They're not wondering if I set them up.
[16:57] Rem
By the way, Diablo, who is that?
[17:02] Rose
My entire being exists to serve my Master.
[17:07] Rose
And what kind of base-born mare are you?
[17:10] Rem
Mare?
[17:12] Rem
I was asking Diablo.
[17:15] Rem
I wasn't asking you!
[17:18] Rose
Master, may I mince this woman?
[17:22] Rem
What do you mean by that?
[17:24] Rose
Would you like a taste of Asterismos?
[17:28] Diablo
Cut it out already!
[17:31] Rose
Master, here is the White Ox Statue you seek.
[17:37] Diablo
You sure made us go through a lot of trouble.
[17:39] Shera
So with this, we can save
Lumachina-chan, right?
[17:43] Rem
But how do you go about using this?
[17:46] Diablo
You don't even know that much?
[17:49] Diablo
That said, though, it's not
like I can just click "Use."
[17:53] Lumachina
I can feel it.
[17:54] Lumachina
The warmth of God is coming from this statue.
[18:19] Diablo
Hey, Lumachina, are you all right?
[18:23] Lumachina
Yes.
[18:26] Lumachina
I can feel God so close to me...
[18:31] Diablo
Is she... getting off on this?
[18:36] Lumachina
It's so hot!
[18:37] Lumachina
I can't... stay on my feet...
[18:42] Shera
Lumachina-chan?
[18:44] Shera
Lumachina...
[18:46] Shera
The marks...
[18:47] Shera
The marks are a little fainter!
[18:51] Lumachina
It's incredible...
[18:52] Lumachina
The power of God...
[18:54] Shera
Yeah.
[18:55] Shera
Look, they've already grown so faint.
[18:59] Shera
Sorry, did that hurt?
[19:02] Lumachina
Right now, it's... tingling...
[19:04] Lumachina
and numb right there...
[19:07] Sher
You should be okay now.
[19:10] Diablo
This is actually treatment, right?
[19:14] Lumachina
The power of God...
[19:16] Shera
Yeah, I can tell.
[19:17] Shera
The light is steadily going
inside you, Lumachina-chan.
[19:21] Shera
It's almost there, Lumachina-chan.
[19:27] Lumachina
God is...
[19:29] Lumachina
God is entering me!
[19:47] Rose
You look so good, my master.
[19:49] Shera
Yeah, you look cool, Diablo!
[19:52] Diablo
Of course. I'm the Demon Lord
from another world, after all.
[19:56] Horn
Mister!
[19:57] Horn
A skirt?! A mini-skirt at that?!
[20:00] Diablo
That armor not only improves your speed,
[20:02] Diablo
but grants magic resistance, too.
[20:04] Diablo
You should accept it gratefully.
[20:06] Horn
Yeah, but...
[20:07] Shera
It's really cute!
[20:09] Shera
I didn't know you were a girl, though, Horn-chan.
[20:13] Rem
Um...
[20:14] Rem
How's it look? It shows...
[20:17] Rem
a little too much skin, doesn't it?
[20:20] Diablo
That clothing grants physical defense,
magic resistance, and speed buffs,
[20:24] Diablo
while the ring has the power
to strengthen Summons.
[20:28] ---
R-Right...
[20:29] Diablo
They're all rare items.
[20:31] Rem
Yes...
[20:32] Rem
Thank you very much.
[20:35] Shera
Not fair!
[20:36] Shera
Everyone's getting new outfits,
[20:38] Shera
while I'm just getting Tempest Arrows!
[20:41] Diablo
That's just how it is.
[20:42] Diablo
At your current level,
that's all you can use.
[20:44] Shera
Boo...
[20:47] Shera
Wow, pretty!
[20:49] Shera
Hey, can I have this?
[20:51] Diablo
Yeah, do as you please.
[20:55] Diablo
What's the matter, Horn?
[20:57] Horn
Oh, uh... It's nothing!
[21:02] Shera
So cute!
[21:05] Diablo
All right, it's about time to...
[21:08] Diablo
Rose, is something wrong?
[21:10] Rose
No.
[21:11] Rose
Granting Master's wishes is my true joy.
[21:15] Rose
But watching you share such
treasures with those people...
[21:20] Rose
makes me... makes me...
[21:22] Rose
crazy with envy!
[21:29] Rose
Before, you only adored me, Master.
[21:35] Diablo
Rose...
[21:36] Diablo
Back then, she was the only one I spoke to.
[21:52] Diablo
This is the first item I ever obtained.
[21:58] Rose
Would you like me to place this in the vault?
[22:01] Diablo
No, I'm not asking you to manage it.
[22:04] Diablo
That's... a p-pre...
[22:07] Diablo
The Demon Lord is bestowing it upon you!
[22:16] Rose
You're... giving this... to me?
[22:21] Diablo
Y-Yes.
[22:24] Rose
Thank you so much,
[22:27] Rose
my master.
[22:29] Diablo
Now even you should be able
to carry that around with you.
[22:33] Lumachina
Yes!
[22:34] Lumachina
Now we can save all those afflicted
by the Death Knell Disease!
[22:38] Rem
To the city, then!
[22:39] Rose
I think it's pointless to take it there now.
[22:43] Lumachina
What do you mean by that?
[22:45] Rose
It appears the Demon Lord's Army
is advancing on Zircon Tower City.
[22:51] Henrick
Reporting!
[22:52] Henrick
Half of the people have finished evacuating!
[22:54] Laminitus
Too slow! Speed it up!
[22:56] Soldier
Reporting!
[22:57] Soldier
The Demon Lord's Army is 5,000 melds away,
[23:00] Soldier
and roughly 300 large monsters
have been spotted!
[23:05] (Flashback) Varakness
I shall come to collect you on
the night of the next full moon.
[23:09] Laminitus
So much for the next full moon.
[23:11] Laminitus
Liar.
[23:14] Laminitus
There are 300 Fallen against
our 4,000 soldiers.
[23:19] Laminitus
We're an order of magnitude short!
[23:28] Shera
The Demon Lord's Army?!
There are so many of them!
[23:31] Rem
What on earth...
[23:33] Horn
At this rate, the city will...
[23:35] Lumachina
So many people will...
[23:38] Diablo
I don't have any idea what's going on,
[23:42] Diablo
but saving a city under attack is an RPG staple!
[23:47] Diablo
We have to do it!
[23:50] Luminitus
Someone, please save them!
SIGN Next Episode "Demon Lord Army"
[23:52] Luminitus
My soldiers! My people!
[23:54] Varakness
Why, you! I'll kill you no matter what!
[23:57] Diablo
Return all to white, White Nova!
SIGN Don't Miss the Next Episode!
SIGN Illustration: kekocha
E6 - Demon Lord Army
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[00:20] Henrick
Reporting!
[00:22] Henrick
Ship #13 has fallen in the enemy assault!
[00:25] Soldier
Ship #22 can no longer sail!
[00:29] Laminitus
When did the Fallen get this strong?
[00:31] Laminitus
When they were granted a Demon Lord's power?
[00:33] Varakness
Fanis!
[00:42] Laminitus
Varakness.
[00:45] Varakness
Oh, my dear Fanis,
[00:47] Varakness
Fanis Laminitus!
[00:50] Varakness
I've come to take you away,
[00:52] Varakness
as I promised.
[00:54] Varakness
Have you picked out your wedding outfit?
SIGN Episode 6 "Demon Lord Army"
[02:29] Laminitus
Screw you!
[02:31] Laminitus
You brought your women to the battlefield?!
[02:33] Varakness
These are my beloved wives and
fellow commanders of the Demon Lord's Army.
[02:39] Varakness
Once you've joined my harem, Fanis,
[02:42] Varakness
they'll be your sister brides.
[02:45] Laminitus
You're all fools!
[02:47] Laminitus
You think I'd marry a Fallen?
[02:49] Laminitus
Don't make me laugh!
[02:51] Varakness
I've already prepared your wedding ring, too.
[02:54] Varakness
I want you to wear it as soon as possible.
[02:56] Varakness
Then we'll love each other
along with these women.
[03:00] Laminitus
You idiot.
[03:01] Laminitus
I've prepared something
I want to give you, too.
[03:05] Varakness
Oh, Fanis, I'm so excited to hear that!
[03:09] Laminitus
I'll give you an end
befitting your arrogance!
[03:13] Laminitus
Lightning Shot!
[03:22] Varakness
Won...derful!
[03:30] Henrick
Oh, Laminitus-sama got him!
[03:32] Soldiers
We did it!
[03:33] Soldiers
She got the enemy commander!
[03:34] Soldiers
That's our king!
[03:36] Soldiers
King! King! King!
[03:40] Laminitus
Inform all our forces that the
enemy's commander is dead!
[03:43] Laminitus
Then attack at on—
[03:56] Laminitus
Wh-What?
[04:00] Varakness
Was that your trump card?
[04:03] Varakness
I'm surprised.
[04:05] Varakness
I've never suffered such wounds before.
[04:08] Laminitus
I-Impossible!
[04:10] Laminitus
I know I pierced his heart!
[04:12] Varakness
My dear Fanis,
[04:15] Varakness
now it's time for my gift to you.
[04:36] Laminitus
They even have magic like this?
[04:40] Laminitus
Stand strong! All units maintain—
[04:49] Laminitus
When did...
[04:51] Crow
Peek-a-boo!
[04:54] Crow
Varakness said to make you a sister bride,
[04:58] Crow
but I hate women with
bigger breasts than mine.
[05:02] Crow
So I don't want to let you join the harem.
[05:06] Crow
Could you die instead?
[05:08] Henrick
Laminitus-sama!
[05:20] Crow
Now, who's up next?
[05:25] Laminitus
What is this?
[05:28] Laminitus
Can this even be called a battle?
[05:34] Laminitus
This is practically...
[05:37] Crow
That's true.
[05:39] Crow
I suppose this is more a show of slaughtering
the mortal races put on by the Fallen.
[05:45] Laminitus
S-Someone...
[05:47] Laminitus
At this rate, my soldiers... and my people...
[05:51] Laminitus
Someone...
[05:53] Laminitus
Someone...
[05:54] Laminitus
Please save us!
[05:57] Crow
You're a fool.
[05:58] Crow
No one's going to come save you.
[06:01] Crow
Now die!
[06:14] Varakness
What is going on here?
[06:18] Crow
What?!
[06:19] Crow
What's happening?!
[06:28] Diablo
Listen up, you trash!
[06:30] Diablo
I am the Demon Lord from another world,
[06:32] Diablo
Diablo!
[06:36] (Flashback) Diablo
I don't care about a city
of the mortal races,
[06:39] (Flashback) Diablo
but I cannot tolerate them claiming to be
the Demon Lord's Army without my permission.
[06:44] (Flashback) Shera
Diablo?
[06:45] (Flashback) Rose
Master, are you...
[06:46] (Flashback) Diablo
I'll annihilate this
so-called Demon Lord's Army!
[06:51] (Flashback) Rem
Let's go, Diablo!
[06:53] (Flashback) Shera
Yeah!
[06:54] (Flashback) Shera
We have to help each other in times of need!
[06:56] (Flashback) Lumachina
Yes, I'll follow you anywhere, Diablo-sama!
[06:59] (Flashback) Horn
I-I'm coming, too!
[07:02] (Flashback) Rem
But even if we rush, it'll take
three days to reach the city...
[07:06] (Flashback) Diablo
We'll use this.
[07:09] (Flashback) Diablo
Teleportation!
[07:10] (Flashback) Diablo
It allows you to return to a place you've
previously set foot in within an instant.
[07:16] (Flashback) Rose
Master...
[07:17] (Flashback) Rose
I have never once left this dungeon.
[07:20] (Flashback) Rose
So I won't be able to...
[07:22] (Flashback) Rose
I'll be dreaming of the day you
return once more as I wait for you.
[07:29] (Flashback) Rose
No matter how long it takes.
[07:33] Diablo
No one likes being left out forever.
[07:37] (Flashback) Diablo
Rose, you're coming, too!
[07:40] (Flashback) Rose
Huh? But I...
[07:43] (Flashback) Diablo
If you count as one of the items I possess,
[07:46] (Flashback) Diablo
you should be able to teleport, too.
[07:48] (Flashback) Rose
An item?
[07:53] Diablo
Crap! I really shouldn't treat
a woman like an object!
[07:57] (Flashback) Rose
An item...
[07:58] (Flashback) Rose
Master's item...
[08:01] (Flashback) Rose
Oh, how lovely that sounds!
[08:03] (Flashback) Diablo
Huh?
[08:04] (Flashback) Rose
I am truly blessed.
[08:06] (Flashback) Rose
Please treat me as your item
and use me as you please!
[08:10] (Flashback) Diablo
Ready?
[08:12] (Flashback) Diablo
We're about to head to Zircon Tower!
[08:15] (Flashback) Diablo
The location will be a battlefield, so be ready!
[08:18] (Flashback) All
Right!
[08:19] (Flashback) Rose
Right.
[08:20] (Flashback) Diablo
Teleport!
[08:24] Diablo
Lightning Meteor!
[08:30] Laminitus
That man...
[08:32] Crow
Wh-What is that?!
[08:35] Crow
Who is that man?!
[08:38] Laminitus
Everyone still alive!
[08:40] Laminitus
Raise your guns! Raise your swords!
[08:46] Rem
Come forth, Asulau!
[08:54] Rem
Finish them all at once!
[09:00] Rem
I can't believe my Summon's
become this strong.
[09:03] Rem
This ring is incredible.
[09:05] Rem
Now, on to the next one!
[09:07] Shera
Have a Triangle Shot with Tempest Arrows!
[09:17] Shera
There!
[09:18] Shera
I'm glad everyone's safe.
[09:20] Shera
Now, let's keep pushing on!
[09:26] Rose
You got the foul smell of Fallen on
the clothes I received from my master.
[09:32] Rose
I won't be killing you in an instant.
[09:37] Rose
I'll teach you brainless
Fallen what true fear is.
[09:47] Rose
Now die. Asterismos!
[09:53] Rose
Didymoi!
[09:57] Rose
Karkinos!
[10:01] Rose
Parthenos!
[10:08] Rose
Oh, look what I've done.
I killed them in an instant again.
[10:13] Rose
Well, time to resume cleaning.
[10:15] Lumachina
God, grant this man your
mercy and heal his wounds.
[10:22] Lumachina
Save him.
[10:23] Lumachina
Heal him.
[10:25] Lumachina
Save him.
[10:29] Lumachina
Horn-san, who's next?
[10:31] Horn
R-Right!
[10:32] Horn
Maybe you should rest a bit, though...
[10:35] Lumachina
I'm fine.
[10:36] Lumachina
Diablo-sama is...
[10:39] Lumachina
No... God is on my side.
[10:43] Diablo
Tornado Impact!
[10:51] Varakness
Oh?
[10:52] Varakness
That Sorcerer...
[10:54] Varakness
Now he looks worth killing.
[11:03] Laminitus
Don't let those monsters into the city!
[11:05] Diablo
You're alive, then,
[11:07] Diablo
Lord of Zircon Tower?
[11:10] Laminitus
Diablo...
[11:11] Laminitus
That was you?
[11:15] Diablo
This woman really is scary!
[11:17] Laminitus
I'm genuinely grateful for your party's aid.
[11:21] Diablo
Don't misunderstand.
[11:23] Diablo
I simply couldn't overlook those
daring to call themselves
[11:26] ---
the Demon Lord's Army without my permission.
[11:29] Laminitus
But unless he...
[11:30] Laminitus
Unless Varakness is defeated,
we can't win this battle.
[11:35] Diablo
Varakness?
[11:37] Laminitus
That's right.
[11:38] Laminitus
He's the army's commander-in-chief,
with powers granted by a Demon Lord.
[11:42] Laminitus
His own might goes without saying,
[11:44] Laminitus
but he also commands a powerful
sorcerer and a powerful healer,
[11:49] Laminitus
and he has a Fallen that can
appear out of others' shadows,
[11:51] Laminitus
so even getting close to him isn't easy.
[11:54] Diablo
No matter what kind of foe he is,
once I hit him with Grand Magic...
[11:59] Diablo
Huh?
[12:03] Diablo
Sh-She's kissing him?!
[12:05] Diablo
Huh?!
[12:06] Diablo
Are you kidding me?!
[12:08] Diablo
Now he's g-g-groping her damn breasts?!
[12:13] Diablo
Who on earth...
[12:15] Diablo
Rings?!
[12:17] Diablo
Wedding Rings?!
SIGN Boobs
Rings
Matching Looks
Dating
Hug
Shacked Up
In Love
Kiss
Happy Marriage
SIGN Couple
Boobs
Nightly Endeavors
Romance
Holding Hands
Honeymoon
Harem
Lap Pillow
Boobs
[12:19] Diablo
They're...
[12:21] Diablo
They're...
[12:24] Diablo
What is this?
[12:26] Diablo
A harem?
[12:27] Diablo
He's flirting and getting it on
with tits on the battlefield?!
[12:37] Laminitus
Wh-What?
[12:38] Laminitus
What's going on?
[12:44] Diablo
I'm off to murder them!
[12:47] Laminitus
H-Hey, Diablo?
[12:51] Varakness
Oh? How reckless.
[12:53] Varakness
Challenging me to battle head-on, are you?
[13:10] Lizard
Varakne—
[13:13] Varakness
Impossible!
[13:15] Varakness
Wh-Why, you...
[13:17] Diablo
That was a stupid trick. Totally worthless.
[13:19] Diablo
Now try showing me your next trick.
[13:23] Crow
Hold it. Don't move, now.
[13:25] Crow
You dared to kill my little sister!
[13:28] Crow
Now, how shall I slice you u—
[13:31] Crow
Wh-What?!
[13:32] Diablo
Begone to a world where all has stopped.
[13:36] Diablo
Absolute Zero!
[13:40] Crow
N-No way!
[13:42] Crow
My body is freezing!
[13:43] Crow
N-No!
[13:45] Crow
I don't want to die!
[13:48] Diablo
Too late now.
[13:52] Diablo
Next one!
[13:54] Varakness
Wh-Who on earth is this mortal?
[13:58] Varakness
Stop that.
[14:00] Varakness
That man has the power of Magic Reflection.
[14:04] Varakness
If you use magic recklessly, you'll die.
[14:06] Diablo
Oh? Well done figuring it out.
[14:09] Varakness
I never imagined two of my
wives would be defeated.
[14:14] Diablo
Awfully complacent, aren't you, womanizer?
[14:17] Diablo
Try protecting your third wife!
[14:20] Diablo
Flare Burst!
[14:31] Laminitus
Wh-What power...
[14:47] Varakness
Why?!
[14:48] Varakness
Why did you go after them?!
[14:51] Varakness
Why?!
[14:53] Diablo
You're not making any sense.
[14:54] Diablo
What's so strange about attacking
the enemy that opposes you?
[14:59] Diablo
Besides, targeting the healer
first is just basic tactics.
[15:03] Varakness
Why, you...
[15:04] Varakness
I'll rip you apart myself!
[15:07] Diablo
Oh?
[15:09] Diablo
You'll make this a little entertaining, then?
[15:11] Varakness
Die!
[15:16] Diablo
So this is your trick?
[15:18] Varakness
H-How can a mortal evade me?!
[15:21] Varakness
I was granted power by a Demon Lord,
[15:24] Varakness
and in terms of level,
I'm surely at least 160!
[15:28] Diablo
Blame your equipment.
[15:31] Diablo
I don't know which Demon Lord
granted you power,
[15:33] Diablo
but raising your level
to the cap is standard.
[15:37] Diablo
After that, it's the equipment you
use that determines superiority.
[15:42] Diablo
Beyond that, it comes down to personal skill,
[15:44] ---
reaction speed, and situational awareness.
[15:47] Varakness
Wh-What are you talking about?
[15:49] Diablo
You can't understand that?
[15:51] Diablo
But I come from another
world where that's true.
[15:54] Diablo
There's not a single reason
I'd lose to a mere Fallen!
[15:58] Varakness
You're all bark.
[15:59] Varakness
If I can just hit you,
[16:01] Varakness
I'll end you with this single blow!
[16:05] Diablo
It's futile.
[16:06] Diablo
Your attacks won't reach me thanks to the
effect of the Mystic Gem of Illusion.
[16:11] Varakness
What?!
[16:14] Diablo
I think it's about time we end this!
[16:16] Diablo
O White, with your purifying heat
and light, return all to white!
[16:22] Diablo
White Nova!
[16:50] Varakness
I-Impossible!
[16:52] Varakness
Everything is fading...
[16:54] Diablo
Oh? I'm surprised you're still breathing.
[16:57] Varakness
Why, you...
[16:58] Varakness
Why, you! I'll never forgive you!
[17:04] Varakness
I've got you now!
[17:06] Varakness
Energy Drain!
[17:10] Diablo
A blood sucking spell?
That's your trump card?
[17:13] Diablo
That's so disappointing for a hidden trick!
[17:18] Varakness
Wh-What strength...
[17:21] Varakness
But the Demon Lord is still—
[17:25] Diablo
Hmph!
[17:25] Diablo
No matter which Demon Lord tries
to revive, I'll pulverize them!
[17:29] Diablo
Because I am the true Demon Lord, Diablo!
[17:39] Varakness
The true Demon Lord,
[17:42] Varakness
you say?
[17:47] Both
We did it!
[18:01] Shera
Diablo!
[18:03] Rem
Diablo!
[18:04] Horn
Mister!
[18:05] Lumachina
Diablo-sama!
[18:06] Rose
You handled that easily.
[18:07] Shera
That was incredible!
[18:07] Horn
That was really great!
[18:16] Laminitus
Diablo, you provided the greatest
service in this battle.
[18:21] Laminitus
Thank you for saving our city.
[18:24] Diablo
I already told you.
[18:26] Diablo
I wasn't thinking about protecting
a city of the mortal races.
[18:29] Diablo
I simply taught them the
power of the true Demon Lord.
[18:34] Laminitus
So you did.
[18:36] Shera
So good!
[18:37] Rem
That's bad manners, you gluttonous elf.
[18:41] Shera
Water! Water!
[18:43] Rem
You see?
[18:45] Diablo
Where's Horn?
[18:47] Lumachina
Oh, she said was going to use the
bathroom before she sat down.
[18:51] Shera
Oh, yeah, she was looking a little down.
[18:54] Rem
I wonder if her stomach's upset.
[19:01] Adventurer
Hey there, Horn!
[19:03] Adventurer
I was shocked to learn you're a woman,
[19:04] ---
and one of those being
honored for the battle, at that!
[19:09] Adventurer
I bet you earned a huge reward, right?
[19:11] Adventurer
Hand it over!
[19:13] Adventurer
We took you with us on all of
those adventures before, right?
[19:17] Horn
I didn't receive any reward!
[19:21] Horn
I left before I did.
[19:24] Horn
But even if I had, I wouldn't hand it over.
[19:26] Horn
I'm not listening to you jerks anymore!
[19:29] Adventurer
What was that?!
[19:31] Horn
Even the same adventuring
was completely different!
[19:34] Horn
I had fun adventuring with all of them!
[19:37] Horn
I...
[19:38] Horn
I sucked and couldn't do anything, but...
[19:41] Adventurer
By "all of them," you mean the
hangers-on with the Head Priest?
[19:45] Adventurer
"Honored," my ass! You make me laugh!
[19:48] Adventurer
Speaking of them, there's that black
panther woman and that elf with huge tits.
[19:52] Adventurer
The women were hot!
[19:54] Adventurer
That damn Demon's living it up!
[19:57] Adventurer
I bet he spent most of the battle
hiding and quivering in the shadows!
[20:04] Horn
Take that back!
[20:06] Adventurer
What?
[20:07] Horn
D-Don't make fun of my friends!
[20:11] Horn
They're all really incredible!
[20:14] Horn
And every one of them worked their
hardest to protect this city!
[20:18] Horn
Risking their lives!
[20:20] Horn
They're nothing like you trash,
extorting money from the weak!
[20:26] Adventurer
Oh?
[20:27] Adventurer
So those are your final words, huh?
[20:32] Horn
If I stayed quiet and let
you insult my friends,
[20:37] Horn
I'd never forgive myself!
[20:40] Adventurer
Then die!
[20:41] Diablo
It reeks.
[20:44] Diablo
It reeks of monsters out here.
[20:47] Adventurer
Wh-Who are you?!
[20:49] Diablo
Horn...
[20:51] Diablo
I didn't know monsters showed up
in the middle of the city here.
[20:54] Diablo
Though they're all low-level trash mobs.
[20:56] Horn
M-Mister!
[20:58] Adventurer
You bastard!
[21:00] Adventurer
Get him!
[21:10] Diablo
This is an exception, got it?
[21:13] Horn
I know.
[21:16] Horn
I...
[21:18] Horn
I...
[21:18] Horn
wasn't of any use at all.
[21:21] Horn
So I thought I didn't belong there.
[21:25] Diablo
No use, huh?
[21:28] Diablo
So what?
[21:29] Horn
Huh?
[21:31] Diablo
Did someone tell you to leave?
[21:34] Horn
No...
[21:34] Diablo
Then did you want to leave yourself?
[21:38] Horn
A-Absolutely not!
[21:40] Horn
I wanted...
[21:42] Diablo
No one's told you to leave.
[21:44] Diablo
And you don't want to leave, either.
[21:48] Diablo
So there's no need for you to leave.
[21:51] Diablo
Is there anything wrong with that?
[21:54] Horn
Th-There isn't.
[21:57] Horn
I want to stay with everyone!
[22:02] Diablo
Then you should stay with
us as long as you like.
[22:05] Horn
O-Okay.
[22:06] Diablo
I can't hear you!
[22:07] Horn
O-Okay!
[22:12] Diablo
What? Are you crying?
[22:14] Horn
I-I'm not crying!
[22:16] Diablo
You're crying.
[22:16] Horn
I'm not crying!
[23:50] Klem
These are good!
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[23:51] Klem
Owner, bring out more biscuits!
[23:53] Edelgard
Oh! The Demon Lord is finally motivated!
[23:57] Galford
I can't turn a blind eye to a Demon Lord
and a Fallen within the city.
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[00:03] Diablo
What's that haughty Laminitus
doing in my room?
[00:08] Diablo
In that outfit, no less!
[00:10] Laminitus
I would like to have you stay here
in Zircon Tower for a long time.
[00:19] Diablo
That's a lot to ask, considering...
[00:21] Diablo
Lumachina already requested my aid.
[00:24] (Flashback) Lumachina
I don't know if the Church can protect people
from the resurrected Demon Lord so long as
[00:29] (Flashback) ---
it's in the hands of those
indulging in selfish desires.
[00:32] (Flashback) Diablo
What do you intend to do?
[00:34] (Flashback) Lumachina
Well, I think I'll return
to the royal capital.
[00:37] (Flashback) Diablo
Have you forgotten that
people are after your life?
[00:42] (Flashback) Diablo
Do you want to die?
[00:44] (Flashback) Lumachina
Diablo-sama!
[00:46] (Flashback) Lumachina
Please lend me your power!
[00:50] Diablo
I guess I'll just have to go with her.
[00:53] Diablo
Now, how to explain that to Laminitus
like a Demon Lord would?
[00:57] Diablo
Hmph. My enemy lies in the royal capital.
[00:59] Diablo
If you plan to interfere, then I—
[01:02] Diablo
Wait, hey!
[01:03] Laminitus
There's no need to rush there, right?
[01:05] Laminitus
I've prepared a fitting show
of hospitality, you know.
[01:09] Diablo
Is this her idea of hospitality?!
[01:13] Laminitus
It's so hard, Diablo.
[01:15] Diablo
My horns! It's because I have horns!
[01:18] Laminitus
You're so strong, Diablo.
[01:21] Diablo
M-My body is Level 150...
[01:23] Laminitus
I think we can we both enjoy this.
[01:26] Laminitus
It's my nature to master everything I do.
[01:29] Laminitus
It'll be the best you've ever had.
[01:31] Diablo
What will?!
[01:34] Laminitus
I'll make sure you don't want to leave me.
[01:41] Diablo
I need to run right now!
[01:43] Diablo
There's a Fallen outside the window!
[01:45] Laminitus
What?
[01:47] Laminitus
Diablo?
[01:48] Laminitus
Hey!
[01:54] Laminitus
I'm not letting you get away next time,
[01:56] Laminitus
Diablo.
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[03:29] Shera
It's Faltra!
[03:31] Rem
We finally made it back.
[03:33] Rem
I hope Klem and Edelgard are all right.
[03:36] Shera
We asked Mei-chan to watch over them,
so I'm sure they're fine.
[03:39] Horn
We're heading to the royal capital
as soon as everyone's ready, right?
[03:42] Diablo
Yes.
[03:43] Diablo
And to that end, we'll first need a carriage.
[03:46] Rem
I'll make the arrangements for that.
[03:49] Horn
Oh, I'll go with you!
[03:52] Shera
What's the matter?
[03:54] Lumachina
I'd like to visit the church in this city.
[03:58] Shera
Huh? Is that safe?
[04:00] Rem
You're being targeted by the
Cardinals who control the Church.
[04:06] Rem
The priest here could turn
out to be an enemy, too.
[04:09] Lumachina
But there was a battle against the Fallen
recently here in Faltra, and many people...
[04:16] Lumachina
I want to offer prayers for their sacrifice.
[04:19] Rem
If that's the case...
[04:21] Shera
I'll show you the way there!
[04:23] Rem
I'll be worried if Shera's
your only guard, though.
[04:26] Shera
What?!
[04:27] Emile
In that case!
[04:30] Emile
If a woman needs protecting,
leave it to me!
[04:35] Emile
My name is Emile Bichelberger!
[04:38] Emile
I'm an ally to all women!
[04:40] Emile
And an ally to allies of women!
[04:43] Rose
Master, this human is suspicious.
[04:46] Horn
Who's this guy?
[04:48] Diablo
Well, he definitely does seem suspicious.
[04:51] Lumachina
Could I ask you to protect me?
[04:53] Lumachina
I'll be counting on your help.
[04:55] Emile
I'm happy you believe in me.
[04:58] Emile
I will protect you for sure!
[05:00] Sylvie
Hey!
[05:01] Sylvie
You shouldn't accept a quest
in the middle of another quest!
[05:05] Emile
But Guildmaster...
[05:07] Emile
It's defending a woman.
That takes highest priority!
[05:10] Sylvie
Honestly... You're in the middle
of sword training, you know.
[05:13] Rem
Sylvie, long time no see.
[05:16] Shera
We're back!
[05:17] Sylvie
Welcome back, Rem-san,
Shera-chan, and Diablo-san!
[05:22] Sylvie
You've got even more women
with you again, I see.
[05:24] Diablo
There are reasons for that.
[05:26] Sylvie
Looks like little has changed, then.
[05:28] Sylvie
Oh, by the way, Klem-chan is at a bakery
called Peter's in the southern district.
[05:33] Diablo
A bakery?
[05:34] Diablo
Is she there to buy biscuits or something?
[05:36] Sylvie
No.
[05:37] Sylvie
Apparently Edelgard-san started
working there part-time.
[05:41] Rem
A Fallen is working part-time at a bakery?
[05:46] Rose
Would this be the bakery in question?
[05:49] Diablo
Yes.
[05:55] Diablo
Wh-What in the world...
[05:57] Diablo
is this shady-looking shop?!
[06:03] Edelgard
Welcome...
[06:04] Edelgard
Welcome home,
[06:08] Edelgard
Demon Lord!
[06:10] Diablo
Edelgard, you're really
working here part-time?
[06:14] Edelgard
I will earn money to pay for
the Demon Lord's biscuits.
[06:23] Diablo
She's sure got it rough.
[06:24] Mei
Oh, it's Diablo-san!
[06:28] Mei
Welcome home, Demon Lord! Nyanya!
[06:32] Diablo
You're Mei, the girl from the inn.
[06:35] Diablo
What happened to Peace of Mind?
[06:38] Mei
We haven't been getting many guests lately.
[06:41] Mei
With the rumors about the Demon Lord's
resurrection, fewer people are traveling west.
[06:46] Diablo
She has it rough, too.
[06:49] Mei
Oh, this is a Fallen café, nya.
[06:51] Mei
Relax and enjoy yourself, nya!
[06:54] Diablo
A Fallen café?
[06:56] Diablo
I get it. That would keep
Edelgard from standing out.
[06:58] Peter
Hey, now, stop playing around.
[07:01] Edelgard
Boss...
[07:03] Peter
We're a normal bakery, you know...
[07:06] Peter
But it's all gone crazy since
we hired Edelgard-chan.
[07:10] Klem
They're so good!
[07:13] Diablo
Wait, Klem, that's where you were?
[07:16] Klem
Owner, bring out more biscuits!
[07:20] Peter
Jeez...
[07:21] Peter
This one's been eating
biscuits since this morning.
[07:23] Peter
Eat some bread now and then, too.
[07:26] Edelgard
The Demon Lord's orders are absolute.
[07:32] Edelgard
Refusing them warrants death.
[07:37] Peter
I'll go bake some biscuits!
[07:39] Diablo
Hang in there, owner!
[07:41] Diablo
World peace rests on this shop's biscuits!
[07:45] Klem
I see you've returned safely, Diablo.
[07:47] Diablo
I'm still traveling. We're heading
to the royal capital next.
[07:50] Klem
Did you butt into some trouble again?
[07:53] Diablo
Something like that.
[07:56] Klem
Watching you reminds me of the Hero.
[07:59] Diablo
That's not funny.
[08:01] Diablo
I'm the Demon Lord.
[08:03] Diablo
Though in this store, I just look
like a customer who's into the act.
[08:08] Klem
So what are you going to
the royal capital for?
[08:11] Klem
Is a Demon Lord like you going to side
with that Human who reeks of God?
[08:16] Diablo
Hmph.
[08:17] Diablo
I'm just going there to
crush some annoying pests.
[08:21] Klem
That's exactly what makes
you sound like the Hero.
[08:24] Diablo
Huh?
[08:26] Klem
Well, just try to be careful.
[08:28] Klem
There's an odd presence in the east.
[08:31] Klem
It's not a Demon Lord,
[08:32] Klem
but it's some kind of great power.
[08:35] Diablo
Oh?
[08:36] Celes
I'm interested in hearing about that.
[08:39] Celes
Long time no see, Diablo-san.
[08:42] Diablo
Celestine Baudelaire?!
[08:44] Diablo
What are you doing in a place like this?
[08:47] Celes
Oh, you know I can't leave this city.
[08:50] Celes
So what's wrong with having a little tea?
[08:52] Diablo
Yeah, but should the person responsible for
the barrier that keeps monsters out of Faltra
[08:54] Klem
The biscuits here are delicious!
[08:56] ---
be visiting a café where
the Demon Lord's present?
[08:56] Celes
My, perhaps I should try some, then.
[08:59] Celes
Oh, actually... I guess it's because
[09:03] ---
I asked her to watch over Klem when we left.
[09:06] Celes
Klem-chan and I are café buddies.
[09:09] Klem
We are!
[09:11] Diablo
How peaceful.
[09:13] Punk
Hey, hey!
[09:14] Punk
Who gave you permission to run a shop here?!
[09:18] Punk
You don't think the Measmos
family means business?!
[09:21] Peter
H-Heavens, no!
[09:22] Punk
Huh?!
[09:24] Diablo
Ugh, what's going on now?
I don't want to get involved.
[09:27] Punk
Hey, today's your lucky day.
[09:30] Punk
We'll sell you this Pig Statue
of Profitable Business
[09:32] Punk
that the Mage's Association
created for just 10,000 friths!
[09:36] Peter
That's so much money!
[09:37] Punk
You know you're happy about it!
[09:40] Punk
Come on, buy it!
[09:40] Celes
I don't recall us ever making
something in such poor taste.
[09:42] Peter
Please, spare me!
[09:45] Punk
You think we don't mean business, huh?!
[09:45] Edelgard
What a problem.
[09:47] Edelgard
Customers are precious.
[09:50] Peter
But still...
[09:51] Punk
You okay with not being able to do
business anymore? Huh, huh, huh?!
[09:51] Mei
So they're finally showing
up around here, too...
[09:54] Punk
Come on!
[09:55] Diablo
Oh, well...
[09:56] Punk
Pay up, damn it!
[10:08] Punk
Look! Now you're causing
trouble for your customers!
[10:12] Diablo
You idiot!
[10:18] Klem
Infinity—
[10:21] Diablo
Don't kill him!
[10:28] Klem
You imbecile.
[10:30] Klem
You've angered a Demon Lord.
[10:32] Klem
You should pay for your lack of knowledge
and character with a violent death.
[10:32] Punk
My nose is bleeding!
[10:38] Klem
Or so I would like to say,
[10:39] Klem
but my master has ordered me not
to kill you, so I have to let you off.
[10:43] Punk
W-We won't forget this!
[10:46] Klem
Who was that?
[10:48] Peter
A-A member of the Measmos family.
[10:51] Mei
To be blunt, they're a
criminal organization, nya.
[10:54] Mei
But they're smart about the way they operate,
[10:56] Mei
so the local knights haven't
been able to arrest them.
[10:58] Peter
Many people in the city have
suffered at their hands.
[11:01] Peter
I have no choice now but to close up shop.
[11:06] Klem
But then I won't be able
to eat any biscuits!
[11:10] Klem
Damn that Measmos family!
[11:12] Klem
I'll exterminate them!
[11:15] Diablo
Hey, now...
[11:17] Measmos
Oh? There was someone that strong there?
[11:20] Punk
My apologies, boss!
[11:23] Measmos
Interesting.
[11:28] Diablo
Rust Burst!
[11:36] Klem
That's a rather plain spell
for you to use, isn't it?
[11:39] Klem
What happened to the one
you used against me?
[11:43] Diablo
Which one?
[11:44] Klem
Apocalypse Abyss, was it?
[11:47] Diablo
If I used that one, this whole
area would become a wasteland!
[11:51] Diablo
I don't enjoy meaningless
commotion, that's all.
[11:55] Flunky
What's all this commotion?!
[11:57] Flunky
Which organization are you with?!
[12:01] Flunky
Do you realize this belongs
to the Measmos family?!
[12:05] Edelgard
You dare defy...
[12:09] Edelgard
the Demon Lord?
[12:12] Edelgard
I'll kill you!
[12:14] Edelgard
I'll kill all of them!
[12:17] Flunky
Wh-Who is this?!
[12:20] Diablo
This is bad!
[12:22] Diablo
If they kill anyone, even villains,
they won't be able to stay in the city!
[12:26] Rose
Please wait.
[12:28] Rose
You mustn't kill them.
[12:30] Diablo
Rose!
[12:31] Rose
Death is too lenient for any
fool who dares to defy Master.
[12:36] Rose
We must mince their limbs one by one
[12:38] Rose
and teach them the full weight
of the sins they've committed.
[12:43] Diablo
That's even worse!
[12:45] Flunky
Quit screwing around!
[12:46] Flunky
Don't underestimate us!
[12:49] Diablo
If this keeps going, we're in trouble.
[12:51] Diablo
Explosion!
[12:59] Flunky
Was that magic?
[13:01] Diablo
Hmph.
[13:01] Diablo
So slow.
[13:03] Diablo
You three stand back.
[13:04] Rose
Pardon me.
[13:06] Edelgard
No fair!
[13:07] Edelgard
I want to get them, too!
[13:10] Diablo
But if you do it, you'll kill them!
[13:16] Klem
For crying out loud! Where is this Measmos guy?
[13:21] Flunky
What power!
[13:23] Scarface
My goodness...
[13:25] Scarface
I can't believe anyone's dumb
enough to storm the mansion.
[13:29] Scarface
Apparently, they don't know
that I've been hired.
[13:32] Flunky
Scarface is finally going to act!
[13:35] Flunky
Yeah!
[13:37] Flunky
He's the living legend who
defeated that Grand Orc in a duel!
[13:42] Flunky
He did it barehanded, too!
[13:48] Klem
Are you Measmos?
[13:51] Scarface
If you can beat me,
I'll tell you where the boss is.
[13:55] Klem
You're not Measmos?
[13:56] Klem
I came here to see Measmos,
and I keep finding anything but!
[14:01] Scarface
It goes against my policy to
hit women and children,
[14:04] Scarface
but I'll make exceptions if it's for the job.
[14:06] Scarface
I won't hold back!
[14:11] Klem
Yah.
[14:17] Klem
How was that?!
[14:20] Edelgard
Impressive.
[14:22] Diablo
You went overboard.
[14:24] Rose
I thought we were getting him
to tell us where Measmos is?
[14:27] Klem
I screwed up!
[14:32] Diablo
Hey!
[14:33] Diablo
If you value your life, then answer me.
[14:37] Measmos
You still haven't defeated the intruders?
[14:40] Flunky
Rest assured, Scarface will
take care of them soon enough.
[14:44] Measmos
I thought he was too expensive,
[14:46] Measmos
but he's reassuring to have at a time like this.
[14:51] Klem
Hey! Is Measmos in here?!
[14:57] Measmos
I didn't think you'd make it this far.
[15:05] Measmos
Wh-Wh-What organization hired you?!
[15:09] Measmos
The Lord? The Commerce Guild?
[15:12] Measmos
How much did they pay you?! How much?!
[15:12] Diablo
This is their boss?
[15:14] Measmos
Tell me! Come on, tell me!
[15:14] Diablo
He's just some shabby old dude.
[15:16] Measmos
I-I know! Why don't you side with me?
[15:19] Measmos
I can pay you!
[15:20] Measmos
I'll pay double!
[15:21] Klem
I don't care about the organizations
of the mortal races.
[15:24] Klem
This is pure retaliation!
[15:28] Measmos
Wh-What are you talking about?
[15:31] Diablo
Yeah, I guess there's no way he'd understand.
[15:33] Diablo
Who'd expect a Demon Lord to attack
in retaliation for ruining her biscuits?
[15:38] Klem
I'll slaughter you all!
[15:40] Klem
You can regret angering the
Demon Lord in the afterlife!
[15:45] Diablo
Oh, no!
[15:46] Diablo
Wait!
[15:47] Klem
Infinity Detonation!
[16:07] Klem
Diablo! Why can I not kill this man, either?
[16:13] Diablo
If I said, "Even if they're a villain,
I don't want to see anyone die,"
[16:17] Diablo
it wouldn't be in character for a Demon Lord.
[16:19] Diablo
What do I do?
[16:20] Edelgard
Oh, I know.
[16:22] Edelgard
We'll mince his limbs...
[16:25] Rose
And teach him the weight of his sins.
[16:30] Diablo
No!
[16:32] Diablo
Don't you dare!
[16:34] Diablo
In short, even if we kill him,
his evil deeds won't go away.
[16:37] Klem
But wouldn't killing him be quicker?
[16:40] Diablo
It's no use!
[16:41] Diablo
My party members have nothing
but murder on their minds!
[16:45] Edelgard
I know!
[16:46] Edelgard
We have him apologize for his crimes!
[16:48] Klem
Apologize?
[16:49] Klem
Is that really enough?
[16:51] Edelgard
The boss taught me to apologize
when I broke the dishes.
[16:58] Diablo
Ah, yes!
[16:59] Diablo
Exactly!
[17:01] Diablo
Have him atone by doing good deeds
equal to the crimes he's committed.
[17:04] Klem
Oh, that idea kind of sounds better!
[17:07] Klem
That's just like you, Diablo!
[17:09] Klem
Did you hear him?!
[17:11] Measmos
Yes! I heard him clearly!
[17:14] Klem
So as he said, you're going to do good things!
[17:17] Measmos
Yes! I'll do good things, as he said!
[17:20] Klem
Now you've said it.
[17:21] Klem
And if you try to deceive this Demon Lord,
I'll feed you to a hundred monsters,
[17:26] Klem
so bear that in mind.
[17:35] Klem
Sheesh... Dragging that
God-reeking woman around...
[17:41] Rem
You went through all that?
[17:43] Lumachina
That sounds rough.
[17:45] Horn
But that's the boss for you!
[17:48] Shera
Yeah, Hiaflo's infrehifle!
[17:51] Galford
Excuse me.
[17:53] Crowd
Oh, my...
[17:53] Crowd
Galford-sama?
[17:55] Crowd
Didn't expect that.
[17:57] Diablo
Ack! Galford?!
[18:01] Galford
It's been a while, Diablo.
[18:03] Diablo
What do you want? I'm eating here.
[18:06] Galford
I'm not here for you today.
[18:09] Galford
A certain suspicion has been
raised about that child.
[18:13] Klem
Huh? Who are you?
[18:16] Galford
I'm the Lord in charge of
this Fortress City, Faltra...
[18:19] Galford
Chester Ray Galford.
[18:22] Klem
Oh? So you're this city's...
[18:24] Klem
I see.
[18:25] Klem
The biscuits here are delicious!
[18:28] Klem
You have my praise!
[18:29] Galford
One of my subordinates undercover
with a certain organization
[18:32] ---
delivered an intriguing report.
[18:35] Galford
He said a young girl attacked the organization
with magic he'd never seen before,
[18:39] Galford
and claimed she was a Demon Lord.
[18:43] Galford
Is that true?
[18:44] Diablo
He had men undercover
with the Measmos family?
[18:47] Diablo
You're that passionate
about your work, Galford?
[18:51] Rem
Lord, Klem is still a child!
[18:54] Galford
I know.
[18:55] Galford
I don't intend to accept
every report as fact.
[18:59] Rem
Then...
[18:59] Galford
I'll conduct a thorough investigation
at our military facility.
[19:03] Galford
Surely you won't refuse, right?
[19:06] Rem
Th-That's...
[19:10] Diablo
Do you intend to take action against me?
[19:13] Galford
I would prefer not to...
[19:15] Galford
But I can't turn a blind eye to a
Demon Lord and Fallen within the city.
[19:20] Galford
Even if it costs my life.
[19:25] Mei
Um...
[19:27] Galford
What?
[19:28] Mei
Excuse me for interrupting, nya.
[19:30] Mei
The owner of the bakery's here for Klem-chan.
[19:33] Peter
Hello.
[19:34] Klem
Oh, Owner! What did you need?
[19:37] Peter
Well, we had a messenger from the
Measmos family come by after that,
[19:40] Peter
and they said they won't
demand tribute anymore.
[19:43] Peter
They even left money in apology.
[19:45] Peter
They said it was a promise to you, Klem-chan.
[19:49] Peter
Now I can keep the shop going!
[19:52] Peter
Thank you so much!
[19:54] Klem
I see, I see.
[19:56] Klem
Well, Diablo's the one who
encouraged them to do that.
[19:59] Diablo
Oh, I didn't do anything.
[20:02] Peter
Come by our shop again, Demon Lord!
[20:06] Peter
Oh, Galford-sama...
[20:08] Peter
Demon Lord is just a name
we use for fun in the shop.
[20:12] Galford
For fun?
[20:14] Celes
Oh, my...
[20:15] Celes
The Lord.
[20:17] Galford
Celestine Baudelaire?
[20:20] Galford
Should you be walking around at night?
[20:22] Celes
Tonight is special.
[20:24] Celes
I wanted to thank Klem-chan.
[20:27] Celes
The people who pretended to be with the
Mage's Association to sell things like this
[20:30] ---
came by to apologize.
[20:32] Celes
Looks like it was thanks to you.
[20:34] Celes
Thank you.
[20:36] Klem
I see, I see.
[20:39] Mei
Um...
[20:41] Galford
Is there still more?
[20:44] Mei
Nyan!
[20:46] Mei
There are a lot more people who
came here to say thank you, nya!
[20:49] Townsfolk
She saved us!
[20:49] Mei
Can I let them in, nya?
[20:50] Townsfolk
Those men won't be coming
to our shop anymore!
[20:54] Both
Yo! Yo!
[20:56] DJKoo
You helped and saved and
spared our shop too, hoo!
[21:01] DJMotsu
A banging thank you! I love you!
[21:04] DJKoo
Klem-chan rules!
[21:06] DJMotsu
Yo!
[21:11] Galford
I think I'll take my leave.
[21:12] Rem
Huh?!
[21:13] Rem
U-Um, but why?
[21:16] Galford
There's no Demon Lord who would earn
such gratitude from so many citizens.
[21:21] Galford
And I don't have enough time to spare
for investigating impossible suspicions.
[21:31] Diablo
Thank goodness.
[21:35] Lumachina
Thank you for all your help,
[21:37] Lumachina
adventurer Emile Bichelberger.
[21:41] Emile
It's a shame I can't go with you!
[21:43] Emile
Please be well.
[21:44] Rem
That's the Head Priest for you.
[21:46] Shera
She didn't falter at all.
[21:47] Slyvie
I'm sure it'll be difficult,
but good luck, Diablo-san.
[21:51] Diablo
Hmph. I'm the Demon Lord.
[21:53] Diablo
It won't be a problem.
[21:57] Lumachina
Now, let's set out!
[21:59] Lumachina
To the Great Cathedral of the
royal capital, Seven Wall!
[22:06] Vishos
Oh? So Lumachina's still alive.
[22:10] Grun
Yes.
[22:11] Vishos
Well, no matter.
[22:13] Vishos
She won't make it in time now.
[23:50] Alicia
This world needs a purge brought
about by a Demon Lord! Right now!
SIGN Next Episode "Visit to the Royal Capital"
[23:53] Vishos
Welcome home, Lumachina-sama.
[23:56] Lumachina
No matter how great the cost, you must
repent for the sins you've committed!
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[00:01] Rem
I can't go on any longer.
[00:04] Rem
Go on... without...
[00:13] Shera
Rem!
[00:13] Lumachina
Rem-san!
[00:19] Shera
Outside! Outside!
[00:20] Lumachina
Is she all right?
[00:21] Diablo
Well, it's nothing new.
[00:23] Horn
Still, that's some awful motion sickness.
[00:27] Rem
I can't take this!
[00:29] Horn
Oh, Mister!
[00:30] Horn
You can see it now!
[00:34] Diablo
So that's the royal capital,
[00:37] Diablo
Seven Wall.
[00:40] Soldier
What's your business here?!
[00:42] Soldier
A shady man with horns?
[00:45] Soldier
You're not a Fallen, are you?!
[00:47] Diablo
Come on, they surrounded us?
[00:50] Diablo
Lumachina's with us,
so I don't want any commotion here.
[00:53] Soldier
Hey, you there, woman!
[00:56] Soldier
Remove your hood and reveal your face!
[00:58] Diablo
Oh, well. I'll just intimidate them a bit.
[01:03] Diablo
If you're pointing a spear at me, I assume
you're prepared for the consequences.
[01:10] Soldier
Wh-Why, you...
[01:13] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[01:15] Diablo
I can't back down.
[01:17] Diablo
Well, I have no choice now...
[01:19] Alicia
Please wait.
[01:22] Alicia
Could you let those people through?
[01:28] Diablo
You're...
[01:30] Alicia
It's been a long time.
[01:31] Alicia
I received Rem-sama's letter, and I've
been waiting for you, Diablo-sama.
[01:38] Diablo
Alicia?
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[03:11] Horn
Incredible!
[03:13] Shera
You can see the whole capital from here!
[03:16] Horn
It's amazing!
[03:18] Alicia
Please use this inn however you like
during your stay in the royal capital.
[03:22] Rem
Um, Alicia, we appreciate your kindness...
[03:27] Rem
But if we stay in a place like this,
we'll run out of money fast.
[03:30] Alicia
You needn't worry about that.
[03:33] Alicia
Just leave it all to me.
[03:35] Rem
Huh? Then...
[03:37] Alicia
Yes.
[03:37] Alicia
If Diablo-sama wished it,
I would buy this inn outright.
[03:42] Rem
Wh-What... did she... say?
[03:45] Lumachina
Rem-san!
[03:46] Daiblo
Hmm... Well said.
[03:48] Daiblo
Damn! Just how rich is Alicia?!
[03:52] Alicia
I apologize for the delayed
introduction, Head Priest.
[03:57] Alicia
I am Alicia Cristela, an Imperial Knight.
[04:00] Alicia
It's an honor to meet you.
[04:02] Lumachina
Thank you for your assistance at the gate.
[04:05] Alicia
I'm glad to have been of service.
[04:08] Rose
Excuse me, but...
[04:10] Rose
What is your relationship to my master?
[04:14] Alicia
And you are?
[04:15] Rose
My entire being exists to serve my master.
[04:21] Diablo
Sh-Shoot!
[04:23] Diablo
Alicia is a Demon Lord worshiper
[04:25] ---
who put our lives in danger
to resurrect the Demon Lord.
[04:30] Diablo
Even though she's sworn loyalty to
me now, if Rose learns about that...
[04:35] Diablo
Rose, you don't need to pry.
[04:37] Alicia
If he asked me to die...
[04:39] Alicia
If he asked me to die, then I would die.
[04:41] Alicia
Does that explanation suffice?
[04:44] Rose
Then it would be correct to recognize
you as one of my master's possessions?
[04:50] Alicia
Unless he has forsaken me.
[04:55] Rose
Understood.
[04:57] Rose
Then I shall I recognize you
as one of Master's possessions.
[05:02] Alicia
Thank you.
[05:03] Alicia
And you must be Horn-san, then.
[05:06] Alicia
I heard you recently joined his companions.
[05:07] Diablo
She got past Rose so easily...
[05:08] Horn
That's right! I'm Horn!
[05:09] Diablo
Her communication skills are scary!
[05:13] Shera
I can't go on any longer.
[05:15] Shera
Farewell!
[05:17] Shera
Thank you... for everything...
[05:23] Horn
It hurts.
[05:24] Horn
I can't eat any more.
[05:27] Shera
Me neither.
[05:28] Rem
Good grief.
[05:29] Lumachina
Even my healing can't help with this.
[05:31] Horn
I wanted to eat a lot so I can become big and
strong like you, Mister, and help out more.
[05:37] Rem
Grasswalkers will always look like children,
even after reaching adulthood.
[05:41] Horn
I know that's true, but...
[05:44] Diablo
Well, just take your time
and serve me faithfully.
[05:47] Rose
If my master desires it,
[05:50] Rose
then as much as I wouldn't like it,
[05:53] Rose
there is a way to empower her.
[05:56] Horn
Empower me?
[05:59] Rose
If you place this treasure around your neck,
[06:01] Rose
it will form a Master-Servant Pact
with my master,
[06:04] Rose
and the Servant's abilities
will be empowered, too.
[06:07] Horn
A Master-Servant Pact?
[06:10] Horn
Sounds nice.
[06:11] Horn
A pact with him, huh?
[06:14] Rem
Hold on a minute.
[06:15] Rem
Doesn't the servant who forges that
pact die when the master does?
[06:20] Diablo
Please let me go to heaven!
[06:21] Horn
I-I'll die?!
[06:24] Rose
What's the problem with that?
[06:26] Rose
My master possesses unparalleled power,
[06:29] Rose
so becoming his servant would grant
more benefits than words can explain.
[06:34] Horn
I'd become that powerful?
[06:35] Horn
But I'd die...
[06:38] Rem
Listen carefully, Horn.
[06:39] Rem
Once you forge that pact,
there's no way to go back.
[06:42] Rem
Also, how will you go about finding work
[06:44] Rem
or someone to marry you in the future
if you have a collar around your neck?
[06:53] Rem
What are you going to do?
[06:57] Shera
Marriage?
[07:00] Horn
I...
[07:02] Diablo
What?
[07:08] Rose
I take it back.
[07:10] Rose
The idea of letting riffraff get close
to my master is outrageous!
[07:15] Alicia
I've arranged sleeping
chambers for each of you.
[07:18] Alicia
It might be a little cramped
for you, Diablo-sama.
[07:21] Alicia
Please forgive me.
[07:22] Diablo
No, it won't be a problem.
[07:24] Diablo
This is practically a king's bedroom.
[07:28] Diablo
So it seems you've already
surmised the general situation.
[07:31] Alicia
Yes.
[07:32] Alicia
Diablo-sama, might I draw closer to you?
[07:36] Diablo
Yes, I'll allow it.
[07:38] Alicia
Pardon me.
[07:42] Diablo
Uh...
[07:43] Diablo
She's getting this close?
[07:45] Alicia
You've come to the royal capital
because of Lumachina-sama, yes?
[07:49] Diablo
Y-Yes.
[07:51] Alicia
The king hasn't learned that
I plotted to resurrect the Demon Lord,
[07:56] Alicia
but I was held responsible for
my absence during the emergency,
[07:59] Alicia
so I'm currently under confinement.
[08:02] Alicia
But I believe I can prove
useful to you, Diablo-sama.
[08:06] Alicia
Please tell me the details.
[08:10] Diablo
She's a virgin killer!
[08:12] Diablo
She manages to look innocent
instead of slutty
[08:14] ---
while making such a strong appeal
with her feminine features!
[08:18] Diablo
She's a true virgin killer!
[08:20] Diablo
Alicia is to be feared!
[08:22] Rem
What's the matter, you two?
[08:24] Horn
Uh, the room was too big.
[08:27] Shera
Yeah, I couldn't relax in there.
[08:30] Shera
Want to sleep together?
[08:31] Horn
Shall we?
[08:34] Alicia
So the Head Cardinal, Vishos...
[08:37] Alicia
He sought Lumachina-sama's life, too.
[08:40] Alicia
The mortal races truly are disgusting.
[08:42] Alicia
Even the Church that believes in God...
[08:45] Diablo
Naturally, we'll need to make
them pay for their crimes.
[08:48] Alicia
Yes.
[08:49] Alicia
I can gather evidence of their wrongdoing,
as you've requested.
[08:53] Alicia
But...
[08:55] Alicia
It's unlikely we can make
them answer for their crimes.
[08:58] Diablo
What do you mean?
[08:59] Alicia
The kingdom is unable to interfere
in the Church's internal affairs.
[09:03] Alicia
So it won't be able to sentence
Vishos and the other Cardinals.
[09:10] Alicia
This is why we need your power, Diablo-sama.
[09:15] Diablo
Huh?
[09:16] Alicia
Enact a bloody purge!
[09:18] Alicia
Use your power to bring the
iron hammer of justice down
[09:22] ---
upon those fiends in human skin,
[09:24] Alicia
and restore this world to its proper state!
[09:28] Alicia
Bring their demise!
[09:29] Alicia
Bring about the great demise!
[09:31] Alicia
Please, Diablo-sama!
[09:36] Diablo
This woman is crazy!
[09:41] Alicia
Please forgive my rudeness.
[09:44] Alicia
I will do everything I can
to investigate the Church.
[09:48] Diablo
Good.
[09:49] Diablo
I'm kind of beat now.
[09:51] Diablo
Time to sleep.
[09:59] Shera
Diablo...
[10:09] Diablo
R-Rose?!
[10:10] Rose
Are you awake, my master?
[10:14] Diablo
Replenishing your magic power?
[10:16] Rose
Yes.
[10:16] Rose
I can recover my magic power
[10:19] Rose
by staying in the dungeon or
staying by your side, Master.
SIGN <<Charging>>
[10:23] Rose
Up until now, I've received magic power
a bit at a time by staying near you,
SIGN <<Charging>>
SIGN <<Charging>>
SIGN <<Charging>>
[10:28] Rose
but I finally...
[10:29] Rose
Beep, beep!
[10:30] Rose
Charge is currently at 30%.
[10:33] Rose
We recommend switching to low-power mode.
[10:36] Rose
...reached that point.
[10:38] Diablo
Why didn't you say something sooner?
[10:41] Rose
I didn't want to burden you,
[10:44] Rose
so every night, I waited
until after you went to bed
[10:47] Rose
and quietly rested at your side,
[10:50] Rose
but apparently I don't
recharge when you're asleep.
[10:53] Diablo
You've been there this entire time?!
[10:56] Rose
So I...
[10:58] Rose
I...
[11:00] Rose
I...
[11:02] Rose
propose high-speed charging!
[11:05] Diablo
"High-speed"? What do you mean?
[11:08] Rose
Well, in just 30 minutes of action, I can
recover a week's worth of Master's energy—
[11:14] Rose
I mean, magic power.
[11:17] Diablo
Okay, what do we need to do?
[11:20] Rose
I-I...
[11:24] Rose
I'll receive magic power through contact!
[11:27] Diablo
Contact? All right.
[11:29] Diablo
So where do we do this?
[11:30] Diablo
Does the bed work?
[11:32] Rose
No, the bed is...
[11:33] Diablo
Shit!
[11:35] Diablo
I can't believe I just invited
a woman to join me in bed!
[11:37] Diablo
And she shot me down, too!
[11:39] Rose
I'm heavy, so if I climbed into bed, it would...
[11:42] Diablo
R-Right, her body is mechanical.
[11:46] Diablo
All right. Tell me what
you would like me to do.
[11:49] Rose
Th-Then if you'll pardon me...
[11:56] Diablo
H-Hey, Rose?!
[11:57] Diablo
What are you...
[12:04] Rose
Master, please charge me like this.
[12:09] Rose
Please bless me with your magic power.
[12:13] Diablo
Rose, do you really need that?!
[12:16] Rose
I don't have any experience either,
so I'm not sure...
[12:21] Rose
B-But if I could have a part of your
body make contact with my own, then...
[12:28] Diablo
A p-part? Which part?
[12:34] Diablo
All right! Prepare yourself!
[12:40] Diablo
S-So soft!
[12:43] Diablo
Where?
[12:44] Diablo
Where do I...
[12:48] Diablo
Here? Is it here?
[13:00] Diablo
Just do it the same way as when
I poured magic power into Rem!
[13:09] Diablo
Okay, here I go, Rose!
[13:11] Rose
Okay!
[13:15] Rose
My master!
[13:28] Diablo
H-Hey, Rose, what's wrong?!
[13:31] Rose
Beep, beep.
[13:32] Rose
Charge is currently at 120%.
[13:38] Diablo
Good grief...
[13:40] Diablo
All filled up now, Rose?
[13:43] Diablo
Good for you.
[13:46] Alicia
Diablo-sama,
[13:48] Alicia
these are records of the Church's
financial dealings for these past few years,
[13:52] Alicia
and evidence of their various wrongdoings.
[13:54] Diablo
You gathered this much? How?
[13:57] Alicia
Well, I bought off the White Masks.
[14:02] Lumachina
The White Masks?
[14:03] Diablo
What are those?
[14:05] Lumachina
They're the believers of great faith
who are permitted to enter the sanctuary.
[14:11] Lumachina
You really bought off those people?
[14:13] Alicia
Unfortunately.
[14:15] Alicia
When I told them I would buy evidence
of bribery, many of the White Masks...
[14:20] Alicia
According to these documents,
Vishos and those serving under him
[14:23] Alicia
have been using a majority of the donations
from believers as their personal funds.
[14:27] Rem
That's awful.
[14:28] Alicia
That's not all, either.
[14:30] Alicia
Just as Vishos has tried
to kill Lumachina-sama,
[14:34] Alicia
he has killed many who
got in their way already.
[14:39] Shera
Th-That's terrible!
[14:40] Shera
Unforgivable, even!
[14:41] Lumachina
God's...
[14:43] Lumachina
God's own servants have
taken the lives of others?
[14:48] Lumachina
And yet I...
[14:50] Lumachina
I never knew about any of it.
[14:55] Rem
Lumachina...
[14:57] Lumachina
I'm mad!
[14:59] Lumachina
I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad...
[15:02] Lumachina
I'm mad!
[15:03] Alicia
Now do you understand?
[15:06] Alicia
The mortal races are disgusting things.
[15:09] Alicia
Ruin is the only path to their salvation!
[15:13] Alicia
This world needs a purge brought
about by a Demon Lord!
[15:16] Alicia
Now bring the bloody purge—
[15:17] Diablo
Stop it.
[15:20] Alicia
P-Pardon me.
[15:21] Alicia
But Diablo-sama,
[15:23] Alicia
even though we have all this evidence,
the law cannot punish him.
[15:26] Alicia
We need your power to...
[15:29] Diablo
Good grief... I guess it's come to this.
[15:32] Diablo
Things might get a bit rough.
[15:35] Horn
Our turn's finally up!
[15:36] Rem
Facing the church, huh?
[15:38] Shera
Yeah! We can't let them do this!
[15:42] Lumachina
Please wait, Diablo-sama.
[15:46] Lumachina
Would you please grant
me just one more chance?
[15:50] Diablo
What do you intend to do?
[15:52] Lumachina
I'm going to march to the Cathedral
with this evidence in hand,
[15:56] Lumachina
confront Vishos and his subordinates,
[15:59] Lumachina
and pronounce their excommunication.
[16:02] Diablo
She still insists on punishing
them through proper means, huh?
[16:06] Diablo
That's just the kind of woman she is.
[16:09] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[16:11] Diablo
Very well. You can give it a shot.
[16:14] Alicia
Head Priest,
[16:16] Alicia
this is as far as I can go with you.
[16:19] Alicia
Please allow me to ask one last question.
[16:22] Alicia
Do you believe the mortal
races are worth saving?
[16:28] Lumachina
That is for God to decide.
[16:32] Lumachina
But it makes me happy when people are
able to live with a sense of salvation.
[16:40] Alicia
I see.
[16:42] Alicia
The church is six blocks away from the inn.
[16:46] Alicia
These are the outfits worn by believers.
[16:50] Alicia
If you wear them, you should be able to
get close to the sanctuary without trouble.
[16:55] Lumachina
Once we cross this bridge,
we'll be in the church's district.
[16:59] Lumachina
While there's no roof,
[17:00] Lumachina
it's as holy a place as the
inside of the cathedral.
[17:06] Lumachina
Those who live here, and those who work here,
[17:09] Lumachina
are all ardent believers.
[17:13] Shera
That's the cathedral?
[17:15] Horn
It's more lackluster than I expected.
[17:17] Horn
Mister?
[17:19] Diablo
No, look up.
[17:22] Three
Huh?!
[17:25] Shera
Th-That's the sanctuary?!
[17:27] Horn
I-It's floating! It's floating!
[17:31] Lumachina
Vishos and his subordinates are
up there in the sky, too.
[17:34] Diablo
How do we get there?
[17:35] Lumachina
We'll use the floating passage.
[17:37] Sanro
Pardon me, but are you pilgrims?
[17:41] Sanro
Please, allow me to offer you some prayers.
[17:43] Diablo
Sorry, but we're in a hurry.
[17:45] Sanro
Huh?
[17:46] Sanro
You're turning down prayers?
[17:52] Diablo
Sh-Shit!
[17:53] Diablo
I responded like he was one of those
marketers outside a train station!
[17:58] Rem
Please forgive our rudeness.
[18:00] Rem
We've just traveled here from
the old Demon Lord's Domain.
[18:04] Rem
We're just so eager, you see.
[18:06] Sanro
That's quite the long journey!
[18:09] Sanro
Everyone!
[18:10] Sanro
Let us offer prayers to
these faithful believers
[18:12] ---
who have visited from the
old Demon Lord's Domain,
[18:14] Sanro
and build our faith together!
[18:17] Diablo
H-Hey!
[18:19] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[18:21] Lumachina
To the faithful, prayers are
as important as breathing.
[18:26] Lumachina
Please...
[18:27] Believers
God, grant these people your blessings.
[18:27] Believers
Let your love and mercy be with them.
[18:31] Diablo
Well, now I'm stuck...
[18:44] Lumachina
Vishos...
[18:45] Believer
Vishos-sama?!
[18:46] Believer
It's Vishos-sama!
[18:50] Sanro
Vishos-sama?
[19:01] Vishos
Welcome home.
[19:02] Vishos
We've been waiting for you,
[19:05] Vishos
Head Priest Lumachina.
[19:14] Sanro
Th-This woman's the Head Priest?
[19:21] Believer
The Head Priest!
[19:23] Believer
Oh!
[19:24] Believer
What a miracle!
[19:25] Believer
The Head Priest!
[19:27] Lumachina
Vishos, someone tried to kill me
when I went to Zircon Tower.
[19:32] Vishos
That's terrible!
[19:34] Lumachina
That man was the Paladin, Gewalt,
[19:38] Lumachina
and Vishos, that assassin was sent by you!
[19:43] Lumachina
And now, in the carriage behind me,
I've gathered evidence
[19:48] Lumachina
that all of you have killed many others,
along with financial records of your bribery.
[19:52] Lumachina
So I hereby pronounce:
[19:54] Lumachina
Head Cardinal Vishos and those
Cardinals serving under him
[20:01] Lumachina
are hereby excommunicated.
[20:04] Believer
E-Excommunicated?!
[20:05] Believer
Vishos-sama is?!
[20:06] Believer
What?!
[20:08] Diablo
Well said.
[20:10] Vishos
How deplorable.
[20:13] Vishos
It would seem the duties of
Head Priest were too much
[20:17] ---
for a young, growing woman who wants to play.
[20:20] Vishos
After abandoning your duties,
[20:22] Vishos
engaging in all manner of debauchery,
[20:24] Vishos
and returning with such
shady individuals in tow,
[20:28] Vishos
you've created such fake evidence
to attempt to cast us out?
[20:32] Lumachina
What?!
[20:34] Lumachina
You would call my claims lies and falsehoods?
[20:36] Lumachina
Your wrongdoing—
[20:38] Vishos
There's no way such things could happen!
[20:41] Vishos
If those things were to happen,
[20:43] Vishos
the church would lose all significance,
[20:45] Vishos
and the faith built up by our believers
would lose all meaning, would it not?!
[20:53] Lumachina
No matter how great the cost, you must
repent for the sins you've committed!
[20:58] Vishos
Absolutely right, Head Priest—
no, former Head Priest!
[21:04] Vishos
You've abandoned your duties
and hidden your whereabouts!
[21:08] Vishos
Now you seek to destroy the very church
itself to cover your sloth and debauchery!
[21:15] Lumachina
H-How could you...
[21:17] Shera
R-Rem...
[21:19] Rem
Yeah, I don't like where this is going.
[21:21] Rem
Diablo...
[21:23] Diablo
Lumachina...
[21:25] Diablo
If you get emotional now, you'll lose.
[21:28] Diablo
Bear with it.
[21:30] Diablo
Don't.
[21:31] Diablo
Don't cry...
[21:39] Vishos
Lumachina Weselia!
[21:41] Vishos
You should resign from your
position as Head Priest
[21:43] Vishos
and repent for your sin
of abandoning your duty!
[21:48] Lumachina
B-But...
[21:50] Vishos
Now!
[21:51] Vishos
Seize this sinner and her companions!
[22:06] Horn
Th-Th-There are so many Paladins!
[22:08] Horn
Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
[22:10] Vishos
My believers, this is a great act of faith.
[22:14] Vishos
Now, seize those people!
[22:22] Rem
L-Let go of me!
[22:24] Shera
Diablo!
[22:26] Horn
I-I can't!
[22:28] Horn
I can't take this!
[22:36] Diablo
I don't want to, but I guess
I'll mow them down.
[22:39] Lumachina
You mustn't.
[22:40] Diablo
You lost the debate!
[22:42] Diablo
That only leaves fighting!
[22:45] Lumachina
Even so, we can't allow blood
to be spilled at the cathedral!
[22:55] Diablo
Are you sure about this?
[22:56] Lumachina
If it will save everyone else...
[23:00] Diablo
You would say that.
[23:02] Diablo
Then at least go on your own two feet!
[23:06] Diablo
Lightning Strike!
[23:13] Diablo
If you don't want to die,
then make way for her!
[23:21] Lumachina
Thank you for the prayers
you offered earlier.
[23:25] Lumachina
May God's blessings be upon all of you, as well.
[23:50] Vishos
Soon even God will be within my grasp!
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[23:53] Diablo
I'll dole out punishment to those
of you who have lost faith in God!
[23:56] Diablo
All of you can face the same death!
[23:58] Lumachina
Diablo-sama, grant us judgment for our sins.
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[00:02] Vishos
Please rest assured.
[00:04] Vishos
We will not place the great Head Priest
[00:07] Vishos
in a confession chamber like
we will these people here.
[00:13] Vishos
So please relax and wait in a different,
more comfortable room...
[00:18] Vishos
until it's time for your execution.
[00:22] Lumachina
Vishos...
[00:24] Lumachina
May God have mercy on you.
[00:28] Vishos
Take them away!
[00:30] WhiteMasks
Yes, sir.
[00:32] Vishos
Head Priest,
[00:34] Vishos
I will never beg God's forgiveness.
[00:37] Vishos
Soon, even God will be under my control.
[00:40] Horn
I-I have to escape!
[00:42] Horn
I have to escape before
the pursuers come for me!
[00:45] Horn
Mister's with everyone else, so they'll be fine.
[00:49] Horn
They'll be fine!
[00:53] Horn
This is something I brought with
me from Mister's treasure vault.
[00:58] Horn
That adventure really was
like a dream come true.
[01:02] Horn
It was the best.
[01:05] Horn
B-But they're all...
[01:10] Horn
They're all my friends!
[01:13] Babalon
You wanna save 'em, then?
[01:15] Horn
Of course I do!
[01:19] Horn
Wh-Who was that?!
[01:20] Babalon
Here, down here!
[01:26] Babalon
Hi!
SIGN Episode 9 "Storm the Church"
[03:02] Horn
Wh-Who are you?!
[03:04] Babalon
Jeez!
[03:06] Babalon
How rude!
[03:08] Babalon
You're looking at the awesome Level-Up
Goddess that dwells within the Holy Grail,
[03:12] Babalon
the great Babalon!
[03:14] Horn
Huh?
[03:16] Horn
Th-This is the Holy Grail?!
[03:18] Babalon
Yup!
[03:20] Horn
Did you just say you're the Level-Up Goddess?
[03:23] Babalon
That I did.
[03:25] Babalon
Your level's, uh... 20.
[03:29] Babalon
So low!
[03:30] Babalon
With a level that low, it'll be easy
to pop some level-ups your way.
[03:36] Horn
Huh? Seriously?!
[03:38] Horn
Then I could go rescue everyone?!
[03:40] Horn
Hurry! Hurry up and do it!
[03:42] Babalon
I don't know if I'm feeling it
when you demand it like that.
[03:47] Horn
A-All right!
[03:49] Horn
Okay!
[03:52] Horn
Please!
[03:55] Babalon
H-Hey!
[03:56] Babalon
Doesn't that hurt?
[03:59] Horn
It'll hurt even worse if
I abandon everyone and flee!
[04:04] Horn
It hurts! In my heart, not my head!
[04:08] Babalon
F-Fine! I understand how you feel!
[04:11] Horn
Really?!
[04:12] Babalon
Well, I did receive your
offering already, anyway.
[04:17] Horn
Offering?
[04:19] Babalon
To maintain this beauty,
[04:21] Babalon
I need fresh blood from a maiden.
[04:26] Babalon
Yours did have a rather odd flavor,
but it was warm and yummy.
[04:36] (Flashback) Diablo
They're all rare items.
[04:37] (Flashback) Rem
Yes...
[04:38] (Flashback) Rem
Thank you very much.
[04:39] (Flashback) Horn
H-Hey...
[04:41] (Flashback) Horn
Wh-Where's the bathroom?
[04:44] (Flashback) Rose
What a foolish question.
[04:47] (Flashback) Rose
This is the Demon Lord's castle.
[04:49] (Flashback) Rose
There's no such unclean
thing here, of course.
[04:56] (Flashback) Horn
What a terrifying place!
[04:59] (Flashback) Diablo
What's the matter, Horn?
[05:00] (Flashback) Horn
Oh, uh... It's nothing!
[05:05] (Flashback) Horn
N-Not good, not good!
[05:17] (Flashback) Horn
Huh?
[05:19] Horn
So that's why...
[05:23] Horn
my pee disappeared.
[05:25] Babalon
So in return for that fresh blood,
[05:28] Babalon
I can make a miracle happen!
[05:31] Horn
R-Really?!
[05:34] Horn
I'll never tell her that wasn't blood.
[05:37] Babalon
Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba... Babalon!
[05:51] Horn
Did I level up? From that?
[05:54] Babalon
Looks like it failed!
[05:58] Horn
What do you mean?! Are you scamming me?!
[06:02] Babalon
I dunno why it didn't work, either.
[06:05] Babalon
This, like, totally sucks.
[06:07] Horn
No way!
[06:09] Horn
Wait! Is it because it wasn't blood?
[06:12] Babalon
Well, there's another way to do it.
[06:15] Horn
Another way?
[06:16] Babalon
I can feel the presence of a super
level-up in the next room over.
[06:23] Horn
If I put the treasure Rose
brought around my neck,
[06:26] Horn
I'll forge a Master-Servant
Pact with Mister and level up!
[06:32] Horn
There it is!
[06:34] Horn
This is it!
[06:36] Babalon
That's a super level-up item.
[06:39] Babalon
However...
[06:40] Babalon
It comes with pretty hardcore restrictions.
[06:43] Rem
Doesn't the servant who forges that
pact die when the master does?
[06:56] Horn
I don't care about my lifespan!
[07:01] Horn
Here goes!
[07:05] Rem
So what do we plan to do now?
[07:08] Shera
Diablo?
[07:09] Rose
Master, I can destroy that door
at any time if you order it.
[07:15] Diablo
Lumachina doesn't want us
to do something like that.
[07:25] Paladin
Can't believe I'm on guard
duty on a day like this.
[07:28] Paladin
We've got bad luck.
[07:29] Horn
Um, do you guys have a moment?
[07:32] Horn
Um, well...
[07:34] Horn
Will this work?
[07:36] Babalon
It'll be fine!
[07:38] Paladin
Wha... Hey, you!
[07:40] Paladin
You were with the Head Priest!
[07:42] Horn
H-Huh?!
[07:57] Paladin
Y-Young lady!
[07:59] Paladin
So cute!
[08:01] Horn
Wh-What is this?
[08:03] Babalon
That's your new power,
[08:06] Babalon
the power of Charm!
[08:07] Babalon
You're so popular now, Horn-chan!
[08:11] Horn
Wh-What kind of ability is this?
[08:15] Horn
U-Um, I'd like you to tell me where my
friends and Lumachina are being held.
[08:22] Both
Huh?
[08:24] Babalon
Say it cuter!
[08:27] Babalon
If you leave a weak impression,
the effect will wear off quick!
[08:30] Horn
B-But...
[08:33] Horn
Th-This is to help everyone...
[08:38] Horn
Hey, big guys, tell me where everyone is?
[08:43] Paladin
Th-Th-They're in the Great
Cathedral's confession chamber.
[08:47] Paladin
Yeah! Your friends are all in Chamber 13.
[08:52] Horn
Thank you!
[08:54] Horn
I want to die.
[08:56] Horn
Then what about Lumachina-san?
[09:00] Paladin
Sh-She was taken somewhere else.
[09:05] Paladin
But we don't know where.
[09:06] Horn
Really?
[09:09] Horn
I want to die.
[09:11] Horn
Well, I'm going to ride
that into the sanctuary.
[09:15] Horn
Don't tell anyone, okay?
[09:17] Horn
Please!
[09:19] Horn
Kiss!
[09:25] Babalon
That was awesome, Horn-chan!
[09:27] Babalon
I'll grant you the title of "Man Killer"!
[09:31] Horn
I don't want that shit.
[09:40] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[09:45] Horn
I go through this passage,
[09:47] Horn
then turn right at the corner,
and go up the stairs at the end...
[09:51] Horn
Huh?
[09:52] Horn
Why do I know the map of this place?
[09:54] Babalon
Of course you'd know.
[09:56] Babalon
You're Level 80.
[09:58] Horn
H-Huh?!
[10:00] Horn
L-Level 80?!
[10:02] Horn
S-Seriously?!
[10:04] Horn
The most powerful Warrior
in town was Level 80!
[10:08] Babalon
Yay! Now you're even!
[10:11] Horn
You're taking this lightly.
[10:13] WhiteMask
Who's there?!
[10:14] WhiteMask
Who are you?!
[10:18] Horn
Hey, big guys, let me through!
[10:24] WhiteMask
Go ahead.
[10:25] WhtieMask
Go on through.
[10:27] Babalon
Awesome!
[10:28] Horn
I want to die.
[10:33] Shera
I'm hungry.
[10:36] Rem
Good grief. Act like you're under stress,
you peckish elf.
[10:40] Horn
Mister! Everyone!
[10:43] Diablo
Horn?!
[10:43] Horn
That's right! It's me!
[10:45] Shera
Horn-chan!
[10:47] Rem
You're safe!
[10:48] Diablo
You're...
[10:49] Horn
Mister, everyone...
[10:53] Horn
I-I'm opening this up now!
[10:56] Grun
Book of Helena, Chapter 3,
Verse 4: "The Merciless Claws."
[11:15] Babalon
Horn-chan!
[11:17] Horn
I don't want to die...
[11:20] Rem
Horn!
[11:20] Shera
Horn-chan!
[11:22] Grun
Please don't take this personally.
[11:25] Grun
I have nothing against you,
but I'm under orders from Vishos.
[11:29] Grun
Book of Helena, Chapter 5,
Verse 2: "The Starved Wolf"!
[11:43] Babalon
Horn-chan! Horn-chan!
[11:46] Both
Diablo!
[11:47] Diablo
Step aside.
[11:49] Diablo
Corrode away! Rust Burst!
[11:58] Grun
Oh?
[12:00] Diablo
I won't allow you to damage
my property any further,
[12:06] Diablo
you bratty Paladin!
[12:10] Grun
Who are you calling a brat?
[12:12] Grun
I turned 60 this year, you youngster.
[12:15] Horn
H-Hey...
[12:17] Horn
You were able to get free on your own?
[12:21] Diablo
Just you wait.
[12:23] Diablo
I'll make you regret making
an enemy out of me.
[12:28] Babalon
Please help Horn-chan!
[12:30] Grun
What was that?
[12:33] Grun
It seems you don't understand
your position here.
[12:39] Rem
Come forth, Saber Tiger!
[12:49] Rem
I won't let you get in Diablo's way!
[12:51] Grun
Do you think you can fight me?
[12:54] Shera
Of course we can!
[12:56] Grun
Book of Frey, Chapter 2, Verse 1:
[13:01] Grun
"The Cantering Arm"!
[13:14] Rose
You lowly, impudent beasts!
[13:25] Babalon
Oh, good!
[13:27] Babalon
Looks like you're okay now!
[13:29] Horn
M-Mister?
[13:31] Diablo
You were reckless.
[13:32] Diablo
And what's with that collar?
[13:35] Horn
Yes, I know.
[13:38] Horn
If you die, then I'll die, too.
[13:43] Diablo
That responsibility's too heavy.
[13:45] Horn
Is that a burden?
[13:48] Horn
I just... wanted to... save everyone.
[13:53] Horn
But that's stupid, isn't it?
[13:57] Horn
You could've escaped at any time.
[14:00] Rem
Horn...
[14:04] Grun
So you've burdened them all with
your thoughtless, pointless effort?
[14:13] Diablo
That's not true.
[14:15] Diablo
Horn!
[14:16] Diablo
You have, in fact, saved us!
[14:22] Grun
Huh?
[14:22] Grun
And just how did that
incompetent save anything?
[14:26] Diablo
You've opened my eyes.
[14:28] Diablo
I was in a daze.
[14:30] Diablo
Seeking a peaceful solution...
[14:32] Diablo
like thrusting evidence before
them and excommunicating them...
[14:34] Diablo
isn't what a Demon Lord would do at all!
[14:37] Diablo
I was soft, too soft!
[14:39] Diablo
Horn!
[14:40] Diablo
You thought for yourself and took action!
[14:43] Diablo
That action, not the result,
has opened my eyes!
[14:49] Diablo
Very well.
[14:50] Diablo
I'll accept you as my minion!
[14:53] Diablo
I'll take responsibility for your life!
[14:57] Horn
M-Mister!
[15:00] Diablo
And you have my praise!
[15:02] Diablo
You have awakened the Demon Lord!
[15:07] Diablo
Now, I'll show you...
[15:08] Diablo
how a Demon Lord does things!
[15:13] Grun
What's this "Demon Lord" nonsense?!
[15:14] Grun
Come forth, Book of Noah!
[15:16] Grun
And all of the beasts from
Prologue through Epilogue!
[15:29] Diablo
Hmph! What a worthless parlor trick, Paladin.
[15:33] Grun
Die!
[15:37] Diablo
Flare Burst!
[15:42] Diablo
Burn up!
[15:45] Grun
You're naïve, Sorcerer!
[15:47] Grun
Get eaten by beasts and die!
[15:51] Diablo
Don't insult me!
[15:52] Diablo
Chain Lightning!
[15:58] Diablo
What?!
[15:59] Diablo
He's fast!
[16:00] Diablo
I-Is this guy actually
a speed-based Warrior?!
[16:04] Diablo
In that case...
[16:05] Grun
Your head is mine!
[16:10] Grun
What?!
[16:11] Diablo
Absolute Zero!
[16:16] Grun
You went for magic that activates on contact?
[16:18] Diablo
Oh? You're sharper than the other
enemies I've faced thus far.
[16:23] Diablo
Good.
[16:24] Diablo
That's good!
[16:25] Diablo
It would be boring otherwise!
[16:28] Diablo
More!
[16:29] Diablo
Show me more!
[16:31] Grun
Book of Helena, send all of the beasts
from Prologue to Epilogue!
[16:37] Grun
Now, this time, it's over!
[16:40] Diablo
Yeah, you are.
[16:44] Diablo
Crush everything, Rock Cannon!
[16:59] Grun
Wh-What power!
[17:01] Grun
But you won't be able to beat Vishos!
[17:11] Shera
Diablo!
[17:12] Horn
Mister!
[17:14] Rem
Diablo, let's hurry to Lumachina!
[17:16] Diablo
Yes.
[17:17] Horn
Oh, but where is she?
[17:19] Diablo
That's not a problem.
[17:24] Believers
God, grant us mercy and salvation.
[17:27] Diablo
Listen up, foolish mortals!
[17:31] Diablo
I am the Demon Lord, Diablo!
[17:35] Diablo
You all have lost sight of true
faith and longed for ruin,
[17:42] Diablo
so I have descended upon this world!
[17:45] Believers
Wh-What is that?!
[17:46] Believers
Th-The Demon Lord?!
[17:47] Believers
Oh, God!
[17:47] Believers
Lost sight of true faith?
[17:48] Believers
Longed for ruin?
[17:49] Diablo
I hate being the center of attention.
[17:53] Diablo
But...
[17:54] Diablo
Right now, I'm the Demon Lord!
[17:57] Diablo
Lightning Meteor!
[18:06] Diablo
I didn't hit any of the believers, right?
[18:09] Diablo
Please...
[18:10] Diablo
Let no one be in there!
[18:12] Diablo
Lightning Strike!
[18:18] Vishos
Wh-What is going on?!
[18:20] Diablo
Now, if you wish to defeat this Demon Lord,
[18:23] Diablo
then bring out the one closest to God!
[18:28] Diablo
Hopefully, this gets Lumachina to come out.
[18:32] Diablo
Will none come forth?
[18:34] Diablo
Then none of you care if I
destroy you all with my magic?!
[18:40] Diablo
Please come out, Lumachina!
[18:45] Sanro
A Demon Lord...
[18:46] WhiteMasks
Oh, God!
[18:47] WhiteMasks
Please, have mercy!
[18:48] WhiteMasks
Please save us!
[18:50] Diablo
Please come out!
[18:52] Diablo
Then you can all vanish
along with this castle!
[18:57] Lumachina
Please wait.
[18:59] Diablo
She came out!
[19:01] Diablo
You've finally shown yourself, Head Priest!
[19:05] Diablo
Where are your Cardinals?
[19:08] Diablo
Surely they haven't turned tail and run away!
[19:12] Diablo
Look now, believers!
[19:14] Diablo
You've worshiped despicable men
who'd abandon their allies and flee,
[19:18] Diablo
and lost your true faith!
[19:23] Lumachina
So you're saying you've appeared as
a Demon Lord because of our actions?
[19:27] Diablo
Indeed!
[19:28] Believers
Head Priest!
[19:29] Believers
Please save us!
[19:31] Believers
Don't abandon us!
[19:33] Diablo
Good!
[19:35] Diablo
Now this is finally turning into
Head Priest versus Demon Lord.
[19:39] Diablo
Fools who call yourselves believers!
[19:42] Diablo
You have swallowed the questionable
preaching of Cardinal Vishos,
[19:45] Diablo
strayed away from the true teachings,
[19:49] Diablo
and seized the Head Priest
as part of his sedition!
[19:52] Diablo
Refusing to think for yourselves
[19:54] Diablo
and allowing others to decide for you
[19:56] Diablo
is the sin you've committed!
[19:59] Diablo
You have lost your faith in God,
so now I'll punish you!
[20:03] Diablo
All of you can face the same death!
[20:08] Believers
N-No!
[20:09] Believers
We were tricked!
[20:10] Believers
I'm not to blame!
[20:11] Believers
N-No way!
[20:12] Diablo
Now I just need to lose
spectacularly against Lumachina,
[20:15] Diablo
and all the believers will realize
who's truly the head of the church!
[20:19] Diablo
It's all going as planned!
[20:22] Diablo
Now's your chance, Lumachina! Come on!
[20:25] Diablo
Admonish me! Come on!
[20:27] Lumachina
I understand.
[20:29] Diablo
Huh?
[20:30] Diablo
What do you mean, you understand?!
[20:33] Lumachina
Diablo-sama, who is both God and Demon Lord,
has passed judgment upon us.
[20:39] Lumachina
The time to atone for our sins is upon us.
[20:42] Lumachina
It's time for us all to ascend to Heaven.
[20:45] Lumachina
But this is nothing to grieve over.
[20:49] Lumachina
All of our souls shall be purified.
[20:52] Lumachina
Let us be grateful for our
passage to our new life
[20:57] Lumachina
as we all pass on together.
[20:59] Diablo
A-All pass on together?!
[21:02] Diablo
No, no, that's not right!
[21:06] Sanro
Head Priest!
[21:08] Diablo
This means I'll have to
slaughter all the believers!
[21:13] Diablo
My Demon Lord act leading to a massacre?
[21:16] Diablo
That's not funny at all!
[21:21] Vishos
If we eliminate the Head Priest along
with that Demon Lord, we'll be secure!
[21:26] Vishos
We'll be able to win over the
believers and restore our position!
SIGN But Vishos-sama!
[21:34] Vishos
Awaken, Europa!
[21:40] Vishos
God of Destruction, Europa!
[21:46] Lumachina
Diablo-sama,
[21:48] Lumachina
grant us judgment for our sins.
[21:52] Diablo
What do I do?
[22:02] Believers
Wh-What's that?!
[22:04] Believers
What?!
[22:05] Believers
Oh, God!
[22:12] Diablo
What?
[23:50] Rose
Collating data.
SIGN Next Episode "Pretend God"
[23:51] Rose
God of Destruction, Europa.
[23:52] Vishos
I'll build my castle here!
[23:55] Vishos
A castle for the new God!
[23:57] Diablo
Light and Dark composite magic:
[23:59] Diablo
Annihilation Sphere!
SIGN Don't Miss the Next Episode!
SIGN Illustration: Korie Riko
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[00:04] Lumachina
It's so sinister!
[00:07] Diablo
Why is this at the Church?
[00:11] Vishos
You call yourself a Demon Lord,
[00:12] Vishos
but now that I've become one
with God, I'll bury you!
[00:17] Diablo
That voice!
[00:18] Lumachina
Vishos?!
[00:19] Believers
That's Vishos-sama's voice!
[00:21] Believers
Can it be?!
[00:21] Believers
Why is Vishos-sama there?!
[00:23] Lumachina
Vishos?
[00:24] Lumachina
Such a repulsive thing
couldn't possibly be God.
[00:27] Vishos
Silence, girl!
[00:29] Vishos
You'll face this god's judgment, too!
[00:34] Diablo
You call that God?!
[00:37] Diablo
The God of Destruction, Europa,
[00:38] Diablo
is just a magical weapon
summoned by ritual magic!
[00:42] Vishos
How do you know that?!
[00:45] Diablo
I can't tell him it's because it was the boss
of a limited-time event in Cross Reverie*.
[00:50] Diablo
Hmph! Because I'm a Demon Lord
from another world!
[00:55] Vishos
You mysterious bastard...
[00:58] Vishos
However!
[00:59] Vishos
No matter who you are,
you cannot beat Europa!
[01:14] Diablo
Europa's attacks aren't magic, so my*
Demon Lord's Ring can't reflect them.
[01:19] Diablo
It might not be the same
as it was in the game,
[01:21] Diablo
but if I test it and it fails,
I won't go unscathed.
[01:24] Horn
This is bad!
[01:26] Horn
This is really bad!
[01:27] Shera
What's going to happen?!
[01:29] Rem
At this rate...
[01:31] Babalon
Wow, that's a raid boss, isn't it?
[01:33] Horn
Huh?
[01:35] Rose
Collating data.
[01:36] Rose
God of Destruction, Europa.
[01:37] Rose
Its might exceeds Level 200.
[01:40] Shera
What?!
[01:41] Rem
That appeared from the lowest
floor of the sanctuary.
[01:44] Rem
Which means there must
be something down there!
[01:47] Shera
Rem!
[01:50] Vishos
Will you just keep running,
self-proclaimed Demon Lord?!
[01:55] Diablo
Damn it!
[01:57] Diablo
Explosion!
[02:02] Diablo
I knew it.
[02:04] Diablo
Those are enchantments.
[02:06] Diablo
It has its damn barrier up.
[02:08] Vishos
Now that I've become a God, I'm invincible!
[02:12] Lumachina
Vishos!
[02:14] Vishos
Lumachina...
[02:15] Lumachina
How many acts of corruption
must you carry out?
[02:18] Vishos
As many as it takes to
subjugate this world's God!
[02:23] Vishos
I'll start with you!
[02:25] Vishos
Now die!
[02:37] Vishos
They're gone?
[02:38] Vishos
Where did they go?!
SIGN Episode 10 "Pretend God"
[02:43] Lumachina
D-Diablo-sama?
[02:46] Diablo
This isn't good.
[02:47] Diablo
I've been playing solo for so long, I never
picked up any spells to protect someone else.
[02:52] Diablo
Shit!
[02:53] Diablo
I took a good deal of damage from that.
[03:01] Vishos
Damn it!
[03:03] Vishos
Stop moving around!
[03:07] Diablo
Lumachina, there's something
I'd like you to do.
[03:10] Lumachina
O-Okay!
[03:12] Diablo
Dispel!
[03:13] Diablo
You can use it, right?
[03:15] Lumachina
The miracle that eliminates magic...
[03:18] Lumachina
Yes! Of course!
[03:19] Diablo
We need to eliminate that defensive
barrier in order to defeat him.
[03:25] Believers
He's going to defeat the
Demon Lord, isn't he?
[03:27] Believers
I think we might be saved.
[03:29] Believers
Vishos-sama did speak the truth!
[03:32] Believers
That's right!
[03:33] Believers
Vishos-sama!
[03:34] Believers
Please save us!
[03:35] Sanro
No!
[03:36] Sanro
If that's God, why is it
destroying the sanctuary?
[03:39] Sanro
Why is it going after the Head Priest?
[03:41] Sanro
No! They're both Demon Lords!
[03:45] Sanro
Lumachina-sama is the only one who constantly
tried to share the word of God with us!
[03:50] Sanro
I believe in Lumachina-sama.
[03:55] Horn
Wh-Where did Mister and the others go?
[03:58] Shera
They're okay. They're okay, right?
[04:00] Rose
I've found them.
[04:02] Rose
Over there.
[04:04] Lumachina
O God that art in Heaven, please use
your power to ward off the wicked
[04:08] Lumachina
who would bring calamity to your children,
the mortal races.
[04:13] Lumachina
Purify them.
[04:15] Lumachina
Exorcise disaster, and grant
them your blessings.
[04:18] Lumachina
Ward them.
[04:19] Lumachina
Purify them.
[04:21] Diablo
A priest's miracles are powerful,
[04:23] Diablo
but they take a long time to activate.
[04:26] Diablo
Can I keep her safe through it?
[04:29] Vishos
Planning to use Dispel?
[04:32] Vishos
How foolish!
[04:33] Vishos
There's no way that'll make it in time!
[04:38] Diablo
I won't let you!
[04:41] Rose
I won't let you interfere with Master!
[04:46] Diablo
Rose!
[04:48] Vishos
Out of my way! Move!
[04:50] Vishos
You lowly puppet!
[04:52] Rose
Don't call me a puppet!
[04:56] Rose
Magimatic Sol!
[04:59] Vishos
Fool!
[05:05] Diablo
Rose!
[05:17] Diablo
Rose...
[05:19] Diablo
Why would you do that?!
[05:22] Rose
M-Master...
[05:24] Rose
I'm glad you're safe.
[05:27] Rose
I...
[05:31] Diablo
You've done well.
[05:33] Diablo
Now just leave the rest to me.
[05:37] Lumachina
R-Rose-san...
[05:39] Diablo
Lumachina, continue your prayer.
[05:43] Lumachina
R-Right!
[05:47] Diablo
Lightning Arrow!
[05:50] Vishos
Anyone who gets in my
way shall be eliminated!
[05:58] Diablo
Volcanic Wall!
[06:03] Vishos
It's no use!
[06:17] Vishos
Well, Demon Lord, do you
understand the power of God now?!
[06:20] Vishos
Now vanish along with that ancient sanctuary!
[06:25] Vishos
I'll build my castle here!
[06:28] Vishos
A castle for the new God!
[06:32] Diablo
Are we not going to make it?
[06:33] Lumachina
Diablo-sama.
[06:35] Lumachina
Everything is ready.
[06:36] Diablo
Lumachina, release it!
[06:39] Lumachina
Right!
[06:41] Lumachina
O God...
[06:42] Lumachina
O sacred purification!
[06:44] Vishos
Naïve!
[06:50] Vishos
I've invested far more years into this!
[06:53] Vishos
I won't lose to some girl!
[06:56] Lumachina
Th-The power of God is...
[07:02] Diablo
The light's being pushed back?
[07:04] Vishos
Die, Lumachina!
[07:10] Horn
This is bad! Really bad!
[07:12] Babalon
Wanna run? Gonna run again?
[07:14] Shera
Hey, everyone's prayers...
[07:16] Shera
Look, there are so many!
[07:19] Horn
Huh?
[07:20] Horn
I can't see anything, though...
[07:23] Babalon
You do seem like the type who
wouldn't believe in God, Horn-chan.
[07:26] Horn
Huh? Huh?!
[07:32] Shera
Incredible. There are so many.
[07:35] Shera
With this many praying, God has to listen.
[07:43] Horn
It kind of feels warm...
[07:45] Babalon
That's elven royalty for you!
[07:46] Babalon
She's looking good!
[07:59] Vishos
Wh-What is this light?!
[08:04] Lumachina
This is the light of the faithful's prayers.
[08:07] Lumachina
It's the power of faith.
[08:09] Vishos
Impossible!
[08:11] Vishos
The prayers of believers
are completely meaningless!
[08:17] Lumachina
No.
[08:18] Lumachina
God listens to the prayers of all people.
[08:23] Lumachina
O God, grant us your purifying light!
[08:29] Vishos
Impossible!
[08:39] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[08:42] Vishos
Curse you!
[08:44] Diablo
Well done, Lumachina!
[08:47] Diablo
Vishos!
[08:48] Diablo
Now your protection is gone!
[08:52] Diablo
Shining Lance in my right hand,
[08:56] Diablo
and Darkness Lance in my left hand.
[09:00] Diablo
More... More!
[09:02] Diablo
I'll pierce you with all my magic power!
[09:06] Vishos
Even with its enchantments gone,
[09:08] Vishos
the God of Destruction, Europa,
won't lose to a mere Elemental Sorcerer!
[09:12] Diablo
You don't know, do you?
[09:14] Diablo
Once it's lost its enchantments,
Europa is the weakest of all raid bosses.
[09:20] Vishos
Raid?
[09:21] Diablo
Light and Dark Composite Magic:
[09:24] Diablo
Annihilation Sphere!
[09:41] Diablo
Begone from this world!
[10:15] Rem
Y-You're...
SIGN My, my. It's been a while.
[10:20] Rem
You did this?
[10:22] Rem
Did you, a Paladin, betray the Cardinal?
SIGN Oh, no.
SIGN I'm not a Paladin anymore...
SIGN Unfortunately.
[10:32] Rem
You mean this is what your
new employer desired?
[10:35] Rem
Silencing people?
SIGN You're clever, but dumb.
SIGN Do you want to die?
SIGN Well, whatever.
SIGN I do owe you, or rather, Lumachina.
[10:50] Rem
What's this?
SIGN Ever heard the name Tria?
[11:04] Lumachina
Diablo-sama...
[11:08] Lumachina
Please grant us God's judgment.
[11:13] Diablo
Oh, right. I was talking about
passing God's judgment on them.
[11:19] Diablo
I'll have to talk my way out of this!
[11:24] Diablo
Looks like you've all come to your senses!
[11:28] Diablo
This time, you didn't lose sight of the
God you should truly be praying to!
[11:32] Diablo
Now, remember that feeling swirling
in your hearts right now!
[11:36] Diablo
That is true faith!
[11:40] Diablo
How was that?
[11:41] Diablo
Too big a stretch?
[11:45] Lumachina
Yes, I can feel God's love
so much, I'm shuddering.
[11:52] Believers
Oh, God!
[11:53] Believers
Thank you so much!
[11:55] Believers
Our faith will never waver!
[11:58] Sanro
Lumachina-sama!
[12:03] Diablo
They bought it!
[12:06] Diablo
Remember, should you make
the same mistake again,
[12:11] Diablo
I will burn you to ash with crimson hellfire.
[12:16] Lumachina
Yes, Diablo-sama.
[12:19] Diablo
Oh, crap...
[12:21] Diablo
I'm out of MP.
[12:23] Diablo
I'm going to fall.
[12:25] Diablo
I'm falling...
[12:27] Horn
So Mister was God?
[12:29] Babalon
I don't think so.
[12:31] Shera
Oh, he fell.
[12:40] Tria
Lumachina-sama!
[12:42] Lumachina
You're safe!
[12:44] Lumachina
Tria!
[12:54] Lumachina
Thank you for last night, Diablo-sama.
[12:58] Lumachina
This isn't much, but I wanted
to at least thank you.
[13:03] Rem
A-All this?!
[13:04] Lumachina
Please use it for your traveling expenses.
[13:07] Diablo
All right.
[13:08] Lumachina
So how is Rose-san doing?
[13:10] Diablo
No need to worry.
[13:11] Diablo
She's fast asleep right now.
[13:15] Lumachina
Oh, that's good.
[13:18] Diablo
Are you sure you should be here, though?
[13:21] Lumachina
Yes.
[13:22] Lumachina
The church must regain its lost trust.
[13:26] Lumachina
The Cardinals and Paladins need
to atone for their sins, too.
[13:31] Diablo
She's having them atone for their
wrongdoings within the church?
[13:34] Diablo
Sounds like a lot of work.
[13:36] Lumachina
I'm still continuing my investigation.
[13:37] Lumachina
Vishos and the others must have
had vast financial backing
[13:40] Lumachina
to misappropriate the church as they did.
[13:42] Lumachina
There's also the matter
of that repulsive monster.
[13:45] Lumachina
Where did they get that?
[13:46] Rem
I'm curious about that, too.
[13:48] Lumachina
According to Rem-san,
[13:50] Lumachina
Gewalt silenced Vishos' men.
[13:54] Lumachina
Which means...
[13:56] Lumachina
Whatever organization hired him was...
[13:58] Rem
I'm surprised.
[13:59] Rem
I expected you to be less
sharp about that stuff.
[14:02] Lumachina
Oh, I'm still not very good at it.
[14:05] Lumachina
But I have to be smarter.
[14:08] Diablo
You've grown stronger, Lumachina.
[14:11] Lumachina
Plenty of hardships await the church.
[14:15] Lumachina
I need faithful...
[14:16] Lumachina
No, I need people I can rely on.
[14:21] Lumachina
Diablo-sama,
[14:24] Lumachina
could I possibly ask you
to remain with the church?
[14:28] Lumachina
As Head Paladin?
[14:30] Diablo
Huh?
[14:34] Rem
You want Diablo?
[14:35] Horn
Mister?
[14:35] Shera
As a Paladin?
[14:37] Lumachina
What do you say, Diablo-sama?
[14:40] Lumachina
I'm sure Tria and the other
Paladins would accept it.
[14:45] Lumachina
Please lend us your might.
[14:48] Diablo
Not good.
[14:49] Diablo
A Demon Lord can't be a Paladin.
[14:51] Diablo
More importantly, I suck at group activities!
[14:56] Diablo
Ahem!
[14:57] Diablo
Lumachina, I'm not the one you need now.
[15:07] Lumachina
You're right.
[15:08] Lumachina
Your power is far too great.
[15:13] Lumachina
If I relied on you, I would
be the same as Vishos,
[15:16] Lumachina
using force to make our believers follow me.
[15:18] Lumachina
That's what your trying to say, isn't it?
[15:20] Diablo
Indeed.
[15:20] Diablo
No, it's because I can't always talk in front
of huge crowds like I did yesterday!
[15:25] Lumachina
Thank you so much.
[15:27] Lumachina
I'll work hard.
[15:28] Diablo
G-Good.
[15:30] Diablo
Lumachina, do you believe in me?
[15:34] Lumachina
Of course.
[15:35] Diablo
Then what if I told you that I'm not God?
[15:39] Lumachina
If you said so, then it must be true.
[15:44] Lumachina
But belief isn't aimed
toward titles or positions.
[15:48] Lumachina
The feelings that I hold
toward you now are...
[15:53] Lumachina
That's what they should be called.
[15:57] Diablo
I see.
[16:02] Diablo
Nothing beats a bath after clearing a quest.
[16:05] Diablo
This would be even better if
I got a level up or an item drop.
[16:09] Shera
Diablo?
[16:11] Diablo
Hmm? Shera?
[16:13] Shera
I knew you'd be in the bath.
[16:15] Rem
Hey, Shera!
[16:16] Diablo
What's the matter?
[16:18] Rem
Oh, sorry.
[16:19] Rem
We were, um... worried that you disappeared.
[16:23] Diablo
The baths in this inn are great.
[16:25] Diablo
You all should take one, too.
[16:27] Shera
Huh? You don't mind?
[16:28] Rem
A-Are you sure?
[16:31] Diablo
No need to hold back.
[16:32] Rem
B-But...
[16:33] Shera
Yay!
[16:34] Diablo
If you ask the maids, they'll bring
hot water to your rooms, too.
[16:39] Shera
Come on, Rem!
[16:41] Rem
O-Okay.
[16:43] Shera
Bath, bath!
[16:48] Shera
A bath with Diablo!
[16:52] Rem
Th-This is embarrassing.
[17:00] Shera
This feels great, Diablo!
[17:05] Rem
Th-There's something hard
pressing against me.
[17:09] Shera
Oh, sorry.
[17:11] Shera
That might be my foot.
[17:13] Diablo
No, I think it's me.
[17:16] Rem
Diablo...
[17:17] Rem
I'm sorry, but could you please
move a little further away?
[17:23] Shera
Rem, don't push!
[17:25] Shera
You'll knock him against them.
[17:32] Rem
You're pushing, too.
[17:34] Rem
And, um, he's pressing against mine.
[17:37] Shera
Diablo...
[17:40] Shera
won't mind if we press against
him a little bit, you know.
[17:44] Rem
Are you sure?
[17:47] Rem
Diablo, it's not a bother, is it?
[17:54] Diablo
Other worlds rule!
[17:59] Shera
Rem, I thought you didn't
handle carriages well.
[18:02] Rem
Well, I figured it out.
[18:05] Rem
If I'm holding the reins, I can handle it.
[18:09] Diablo
You mean it?
[18:10] Diablo
Your arm will be restored to normal?
[18:12] Rose
I'm equipped with self-repair functions.
[18:16] Rose
As long as you allow me to stay by your side...
[18:20] Diablo
I see!
[18:21] Diablo
I'll allow it, of course!
[18:24] Diablo
You can accompany me forever.
[18:28] Rose
Your words are more than I deserve!
[18:30] Rose
I'll engrave them into my memory device
and play them back on an infinite loop!
[18:33] Diablo
Uh, please, not an infinite loop...
[18:37] Shera
Still, a lot of things happened, huh?
[18:39] Shera
Even though the quest was supposed
to be just escorting Lumachina-chan.
[18:43] Rem
That's true.
[18:44] Rem
Battuta deceived us and put us in danger.
[18:47] Shera
That curry was delicious, wasn't it?
[18:49] Rem
We joined the battle against
the Demon Lord's Army.
[18:52] Shera
The feast we had in celebration
was delicious, wasn't it?
[18:55] Rem
We got captured by believers
and fought Vishos.
[18:58] Shera
The meals at the inn were delicious, weren't they?
[19:01] Shera
Though I think my breasts
might have gotten bigger.
[19:03] Rem
Why does it always go there?!
[19:05] Shera
I could ask you why yours
aren't getting bigger.
[19:08] Shera
Pantherians as a species all
have big breasts, right?
[19:11] Rem
You're going there, you fatty elf?!
[19:14] Shera
Hey! It's not fat!
[19:15] Rose
By the way, Master,
[19:16] Rose
are you sure it was right to let
the servant you just obtained go?
[19:21] Diablo
Yeah. It's how it has to be.
[19:23] Horn
M-Mister, I want to stay in the royal
capital and attend school to learn magic!
[19:30] Horn
I want to become a Sorcerer like you!
[19:34] Horn
Maybe I can never be that great, but still...
[19:40] Diablo
Do as you please.
[19:43] Horn
Th-Thank you so much!
[19:45] Alicia
I'm a little surprised.
[19:47] Alicia
Horn-sama is currently a high-level Thief.
[19:50] Alicia
Her learning magic from scratch
would be inefficient,
[19:53] Alicia
so I thought you'd be against it.
[19:55] Diablo
Of course it's inefficient,
[19:58] Diablo
but that struggle is what she desires,
[20:00] Diablo
so she should struggle for it.
[20:02] Horn
M-Mister! You're so generous!
[20:05] Shera
Yeah! Diablo's so open-minded!
[20:08] Diablo
That's one thing I always hated...
[20:11] Diablo
Discouraging those who wanted
to take a roundabout path.
[20:14] Shera
Look! It's Faltra City!
[20:20] Rem
We finally made it back home!
[20:24] Klem
Wow! It's a special, extravagant lunch!
[20:29] Celes
It's a nice change of pace, isn't it?
[20:30] Edelgard
The mortal races' food...
[20:33] Edelgard
Expensive, expensive...
[20:35] Edelgard
Can't afford to pay...
[20:38] Celes
I'm footing the bill today. Okay?
[20:41] Edelgard
Oh! Onee-sama!
[20:44] Klem
In that case,
[20:45] Klem
bring out all the biscuits!
[20:48] Sylvie
Look, Emile!
[20:50] Sylvie
Here and here.
[20:52] Sylvie
The income and expenses aren't right.
[20:54] Emile
How could I do this?!
[20:57] Emile
This is all to defend all women!
[20:59] Emile
I, Emile Bichelberger,
[21:02] Emile
will change the Guild's finances!
[21:05] Sylvie
Good grief.
[21:06] Sylvie
Quit slacking off and work harder!
[21:10] Sylvie
You three, too!
[21:15] Laminitus
Oh? So he pulled it off?
[21:17] Laminitus
As expected of Diablo.
[21:19] Laminitus
So where is he now?
[21:20] Henrick
Right!
[21:21] Henrick
We've received word that he's
already returned to Faltra.
[21:25] Laminitus
To this city, you say?
[21:29] Laminitus
Perhaps I'll visit him
with some liquor tonight.
[21:32] Laminitus
I just hope he doesn't run
away like he did that night.
[21:37] Horn
Ta-da!
[21:38] Horn
Well?! Does it look good?!
[21:40] Alicia
Yes, it's lovely, Horn-san.
[21:45] Alicia
Now, I'll tenderly teach you the
proper elegance and refinement
[21:52] Alicia
worthy of a duke's recommendation.
[21:54] Both
Huh?!
[21:57] Tria
The repairs are coming along steadily
[21:59] ---
thanks to the cooperation of
our faithful, Lumachina-sama.
[22:02] Lumachina
I'm grateful to hear that.
[22:03] Lumachina
I'm sure God is delighted, as well.
[22:09] Lumachina
I wonder if you've arrived yet, Diablo-sama.
[22:16] Mei
Welco—
[22:18] Mei
Welcome back!
[22:23] Diablo
Huh? What did you say?
[22:26] Shera
I said I got this ring from you, Diablo!
[22:31] Diablo
I gave you that ring?
[22:32] Shera
I'm telling you, it's true!
[22:37] Diablo
In the dungeon's treasure vault!
[22:40] Rose
That item's name, without
a doubt, is "Marriage Ring."
[22:44] Shera
Diablo!
[22:45] Shera
Let's share eternal happiness together!
[22:50] Rem
U-Um...
[22:53] Rem
I believe you should be
fair about such things.
[22:57] Rem
Favoritism isn't good.
[23:00] Diablo
Huh?!
[23:02] Rem
Do you not have one for me?
[23:06] Diablo
Nope!
[23:07] Diablo
But I can't say that!
[23:09] Diablo
I obtained that one through a quest, so...
[23:12] Shera
No problem!
[23:14] Shera
I already asked Sylvie about
a quest to get a ring!
[23:19] Rem
So you're not trying to monopolize him?
[23:22] Shera
I like it better with both
you and Diablo together!
[23:25] Shera
Right?
[23:26] Diablo
Indeed. I was just hoping to
conduct some magic experiments.
[23:31] Diablo
Let's accept that quest!
[23:34] Rem
Yeah!
[23:35] Shera
Let's go!
[23:37] Rose
If that is your desire, Master.
[23:40] Diablo
All of you, follow after me!
[23:43] All
Yeah!
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