Season 2 - Omega (Double Summon ver.) E1 - Head Priest Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Tria     Please hurry! [00:09] Lumachina     R-Right! [00:21] Tria     We've been ambushed?! [00:29] Tria     Get back! [00:32] Luchina     Tri— [00:39] Luchina     Tria! SIGN    My, my. SIGN    Is our little game of tag over already, SIGN    Lumachina-sama? [00:56] Lumachina     God! [00:59] Lumachina     Please, God, [01:00] Lumachina     there is someone who cannot hear your voice. [01:03] Lumachina     Please demonstrate your     power here in this land, [01:06] Lumachina     and show us the way with your guiding light. SIGN    Oh? You're praying in a moment like this? SIGN    For divine punishment to eliminate little old me? [01:15] Lumachina     Like the flowers blooming in the fields, [01:18] Lumachina     and like the fish swimming in the river... SIGN    What pretty skin you have. SIGN    It makes me jealous! SIGN    Get her, Beast Mushroom! SIGN    A holy maiden's purity is about to be tarnished by my Summon. SIGN    How exciting! [01:53] Lumachi     Stop... [01:56] Lumachina     S-Stop! [01:58] Lumachina     No! [02:00] Lumachina     God... [02:04] Lumachina     G-God! SIGN    What is this?! [02:27] Lumachina     God! SIGN    Episode 1 "Head Priest" [04:02] Shera     This place feels so nice! [04:05] Rem     I agree. [04:06] Rem     Though it's rare for us to     share the same opinion. [04:11] Shera     Uh-huh! [04:12] Shera     Makes you want to sunbathe naked, doesn't it? [04:15] Rem     N-Na... Naked?! [04:17] Shera     I'm sure it would feel great! [04:19] Rem     I-I'd never do that, you perverted elf! [04:22] Shera     Huh? [04:23] Shera     But there's no point in sunbathing     with your clothes on! [04:26] Rem     Your idea of stripping outdoors     is indecent to begin with. [04:30] Shera     But it's not embarrassing     when you're sunbathing! [04:33] Rem     Naked is still naked! [04:34] Rem     It's out of the question! [04:35] Shera     Aw, it's fine! [04:35] Diablo     Yeah, it's another peaceful day. [04:38] Diablo     Rem and Shera summoned me     into this game, Cross Reverie*... [04:43] DaibloFlash     How am I supposed to talk to girls?! [04:47] DiabloFlash     Right, I'll just act like I'm*     role-playing as Demon Lord Diablo! [04:52] Diablo     And after that, I kept     acting like a Demon Lord. [04:56] Diablo     I fought the elite soldiers     of the Kingdom of Greenwood [04:59] Diablo     who came to take Shera back, [05:01] Diablo     and then I fought the Fallen, too. [05:03] Diablo     After reviving the Demon Lord Krebskulm,     who was sealed within Rem, [05:07] Diablo     I forced her to submit to me. [05:11] Diablo     Honestly, a lot has happened, [05:13] Diablo     but living in this world as the     Demon Lord Diablo isn't so bad. [05:18] Shera     Diablo! [05:19] Shera     What do you think? [05:21] Shera     It's weird to wear clothes     while sunbathing, right? [05:24] Shera     Right? Right? [05:26] Diablo     I feel two soft, plump     sensations against my arm! [05:30] Rem     Please say something to her, Diablo. [05:33] Rem     Stripping while outside is too reckless! [05:37] Diablo     And over here, there are flat,     slightly stiff sensations! [05:42] Diablo     Ahem! [05:44] Diablo     We did not come here to relax and sunbathe. [05:48] Diablo     We're here to test a new spell. [05:51] Shera     A new spell? [05:54] Diablo     Flight magic. [05:56] Both     Flight magic? [05:59] Diablo     I will cast the spell on     this and attempt to ride it. [06:01] Diablo     Stand back and watch. [06:03] Diablo     Change your position as my will demands! [06:11] Diablo     Adzet! [06:18] Shera     It's floating! [06:20] Shera     Incredible! It's incredible! [06:22] Shera     Incredible, incredible, incredible! [06:24] Rem     I can't believe there's magic like this. [06:26] Diablo     This is to be expected! [06:32] Diablo     After all, I am Diablo, [06:34] Diablo     the Demon Lord from another world! [06:36] Diablo     Thank God that worked! [06:38] Diablo     All right, now to raise it a little. [06:41] Shera     Diablo! [06:44] Diablo     Hey, it's working pretty well! [06:46] Diablo     Whoa... [06:47] Diablo     It's pretty wobbly. [06:49] Diablo     In the game, there was equipment     that let you fly through the sky, too. [06:53] Diablo     There should be some in     the dungeon that I created. [06:57] Diablo     Is that magic power? [07:01] Shera     What's that light? [07:02] Shera     It's incredible magic power! [07:05] Rem     Huh? [07:06] Rem     Where? [07:10] Diablo     I've never sensed magic     power like this before. [07:15] Diablo     The effect wore off? Already?! [07:28] Diablo     I'm safe... [07:29] Diablo     Huh? Did I land on something? [07:37] Lumachina     God... [07:38] Diablo     Huh?! [07:41] Diablo     W-W-W-W-Was she sunbathing?! [07:45] Lumachina     A-Are you... God? [07:50] Diablo     God? SIGN    My Beast Mushroom! SIGN    Who do you think you are, falling out of nowhere?! [07:58] Diablo     A Paladin? SIGN    Look what you've done to my Mushroom. SIGN    That was my only one, too! SIGN    My Mushroom! [08:07] Diablo     I don't give a damn about your mushroom! [08:09] Diablo     I am the— [08:10] Lumachina     God! [08:13] Lumachina     You've finally appeared before me! [08:18] Lumachina     I've only ever heard your voice, [08:20] Lumachina     and I felt lonely, never being able to see you! [08:24] Lumachina     I am Lumachina Weselia, [08:26] Lumachina     and I have always offered you my prayers. [08:29] Diablo     And I've been able to see them this whole time! [08:33] Diablo     Shouldn't you put on some clothes first? [08:36] Lumachina     Huh? [08:47] Lumachina     H-How could I stand before God like that? [08:52] Diablo     U-Use this. [08:55] Lumachina     Oh, thank you so much! [08:58] Lumachina     For God to lend me clothing... [09:01] Lumachina     I'm just too blessed. [09:04] Diablo     She's not naked in an apron,     but naked in a cape. [09:08] Diablo     Hot! [09:09] Diablo     Wait, by "God," does she mean... SIGN    He's no God! SIGN    He's just a dirty Demon! [09:18] Diablo     You're wrong! I am— [09:19] Lumachina     He's God! [09:21] Lumachina     I can tell! [09:23] Lumachina     My prayers reached Heaven! [09:27] Diablo     Lately, I've had this vague feeling that women     just never really listen to other people. [09:34] Diablo     Prayers, you say? [09:37] Diablo     What's with all this magic power? [09:41] Lumachina     Please be careful, God. [09:44] Lumachina     This man is a sinner unworthy     of being your believer, [09:48] Lumachina     but his power is held in high esteem. [09:50] Diablo     Hey, listen, I'm not "God," I'm— [09:53] Lumachina     You're God! [09:54] Diablo     No, I'm— [09:54] Lumachina     You're God! SIGN    Whatever! Playtime's over! SIGN    I'll kill you both together! [09:59] Diablo     It would seem this Lumachina     has strong faith in God. [10:04] Diablo     So why would an agent of the Church, [10:06] Diablo     a Paladin like you, be after her life? SIGN    Hmph! There's no way I would know what the Church is thinking. SIGN    I'm killing her because Vishos ordered me to do so. [10:17] Lumachina     Vishos? [10:19] Diablo     I see. So that's the type you are. [10:21] Diablo     No better than a mercenary. SIGN    I'm nothing like them! SIGN    I am far more expensive! Very expensive! SIGN    Come now, my dear Hunter Worm! [10:37] Diablo     Hmm, a Level 60 Hunter Worm. [10:41] Diablo     I suppose that's fitting for a Paladin. [10:43] Diablo     It's on quite a different level than     the adventurers in Faltra City. [10:49] Diablo     However! [10:50] Diablo     It's no match for m— [10:57] Diablo     A Level 80 Trap Worm! [10:59] Diablo     Now that makes this [11:03] Diablo     a better challenge! [11:11] Diablo     Rip them apart! [11:13] Diablo     Aero Shredder! SIGN    Elemental Magic's highest-ranking Wind spell?! [11:32] Diablo     Despite being mere scum,     you commanded simultaneous Summons, [11:35] Diablo     and you know a good deal     about Elemental Magic. [11:38] Diablo     I assumed your kind found     it too weak to bother with. SIGN    It's different when mastered. SIGN    Elemental Magic excels when it comes to the force of a single blow. [11:53] Diablo     You're well-educated, I see. SIGN    Even so, Demon, SIGN    how many times can you fire your ultimate spell?! [12:01] Diablo     Hmph. [12:02] Diablo     I can easily fire off a hundred     paltry Aero Shredders. SIGN    Don't lie to me! [12:15] Diablo     Don't measure me by your own standards, [12:20] Diablo     you novice! [12:23] Diablo     Cross Blizzard! SIGN    What are you?! [12:53] Diablo     Oh, no! [12:53] Diablo     I used a cold spell when there's     a half-naked girl here! [12:57] Lumachina     God... [13:01] Diablo     Hey, are you okay? [13:03] Lumachina     Y-Yes, God. [13:06] Lumachina     Thank you for saving me. [13:08] Diablo     Now, wait. Let me be clear. [13:11] Diablo     I'm no God. I'm— [13:14] Diablo     Wha... Hey! [13:17] Rem     Diablo! [13:19] Shera     Diablo! [13:31] Diablo     Th-This isn't... [13:33] Shera     Did you assault that woman, too? [13:36] Diablo     O-Of course I didn't! [13:38] Rem     Is that the truth? [13:40] Shera     Is it? [13:42] Diablo     Hey, why the suspicious looks?! [13:45] Diablo     At any rate, let's hurry back to the city. [13:49] Shera     Wait up! [14:02] Rem     Looks like you'll be okay now. [14:03] Shera     I'm so glad, Lumachina-chan. [14:06] Lumachina     Yes, thank you so much. [14:08] Lumachina     So, um... Rem-san and Shera-san, [14:11] Lumachina     what kind of relationship     do you two have with God? [14:16] Rem     By "God," do you mean Diablo? [14:19] Shera     Well, I suppose Diablo would be our... owner? [14:24] Lumachina     Are those slave collars? [14:26] Lumachina     Wait, then... God owns slaves? [14:28] Shera     Not quite. [14:29] Shera     These are Enslavement Collars. [14:31] Lumachina     Enslavement? [14:33] Shera     See, when we summoned a Demon Lord at     Starfall Tower, his Magic Reflection... [14:39] Rem     Diablo is the leader of our adventuring party. [14:43] Lumachina     Adventuring? [14:44] Lumachina     But the one who saved me must be God. [14:47] Lumachina     I need him to be. [14:50] Rem     Why is that? [14:52] Lumachina     Because... [14:55] Lumachina     He saw my bare skin. [14:59] Rem     So? [15:00] Shera     But you're okay with letting us see it, right? [15:05] Shera     Ow! [15:07] Shera     What'd you do that for?! [15:09] Lumachina     Only... [15:11] Lumachina     Only the man who would be my     husband may see my bare skin. [15:15] Lumachina     So if this Diablo is not God, [15:19] Lumachina     then we must be wed! [15:26] Diablo     Listen, Klem. [15:28] Diablo     Until we know who she is,      don't leave this room. [15:31] Klem     I understand. [15:33] Klem     I'll stay here eating biscuits! [15:35] Edelgard     I shall remain with the Demon Lord here. [15:40] Diablo     Good. [15:41] Both     Huh?! [15:43] Diablo     Wh-What the?! [15:46] Rem     Don't go getting full of yourself,      you naked-in-a-cape woman! [15:49] Shera     Th-That's right! [15:51] Shera     You have to respect the pecking order! [15:52] Shera     I'm first! [15:55] Lumachina     Wh-What do you mean? [15:58] Diablo     What's all the commotion? [16:00] Lumachina     Oh, God. [16:02] Lumachina     You are God, aren't you? [16:06] Diablo     It would be bad to declare myself a     Demon Lord to someone from the Church. [16:10] Diablo     But I can't have her calling me God... [16:17] Diablo     For reasons, I must keep my     true identity hidden here! [16:21] Diablo     You must understand! [16:25] Diablo     Huh? [16:25] Lumachina     I understand. [16:29] Lumachina     Then please allow me to call     you Diablo-sama from now on. [16:33] Diablo     Well, this should be okay. [16:35] Diablo     Lumachina, who are you? [16:38] Diablo     You do not appear to be one     of the Demon Lord worshipers. [16:43] Lumachina     I am simply a human in service to God, [16:51] Lumachina     but at the Church, I am called Head Priest. [16:56] Rem     Head Priest?! [16:57] Shera     What?! Isn't that the most     important person in the Church?! [17:01] Diablo     F-For real?! [17:03] Diablo     Now I see why she would believe     God had appeared before her. [17:08] Rem     But Lumachina, [17:11] Rem     why would the highest-ranking      member of the Church [17:13] Rem     be targeted by a Paladin? [17:15] Lumachina     The Church has people called Cardinals, [17:19] Lumachina     and they are the ones who run the Church. [17:21] Lumachina     Apparently, one of those Cardinals     has decided to eliminate me. [17:25] Lumachina     What's worse, [17:27] Lumachina     many of the Paladins, the absolute     military might of the Church, [17:30] Lumachina     follow Vishos, the Head Cardinal. [17:34] Diablo     And why do the Cardinals want to kill you? [17:38] Lumachina     Hmm... [17:39] Lumachina     Maybe because I questioned them about     the flow of illegal goods and money? [17:43] Lumachina     Or because I ordered an investigation     into the unjust conduct of our Paladins? [17:48] Lumachina     Or maybe... [17:49] Diablo     I get it. She values her     morals more than her life. [17:53] Diablo     As a result, she actually came close to death. [17:56] Diablo     She's an idiot. [17:58] Diablo     But I kind of like her. [18:01] Rem     So where were you trying to go? [18:05] Lumachina     I left the royal capital on a journey,     planning to pass through this city [18:08] Lumachina     to reach the old Demon Lord's domain [18:10] Lumachina     so I could find the Head Paladin, Batutta,     who was dispatched to that region, [18:14] Lumachina     and explain the current     state of the Church to him. [18:19] Rem     The Head Paladin, Batutta... [18:22] Rem     I've heard he's a powerful man who     experienced the Human-Fallen War, [18:25] Rem     and quite a noble person. [18:28] Lumachina     I've heard that, too. [18:30] Lumachina     I believe he's someone I can trust. [18:32] Lumachina     Once he learns what's going on,     I'm sure he'll take action. [18:36] Lumachina     And I believe he'll protect me, too. [18:41] Lumachina     The Paladin Tria told me so. [18:45] Rem     Is that someone you can trust? [18:49] Lumachina     If she hadn't risked her life to     save me, then right now, I'd be... [18:54] Rem     I see. [18:55] Rem     So what do you plan to do now? [18:58] Rem     Once they learn their assassination failed,      they'll come after you again. [19:03] Lumachina     Even if it means putting myself in danger, [19:07] Lumachina     I will head to the border city     of Zircon Tower to meet Batutta. [19:11] Diablo     Zircon Tower, huh? [19:13] Diablo     If I recall, that's where     my dungeon's located, too. [19:15] Rem     You'd go that far... [19:16] Shera     ...to stop injustice. [19:19] Shera     Lumachina-chan! [19:20] Shera     You can rest easy now, [19:22] Shera     because we'll make sure to protect you! [19:24] Rem     There you go again on your own... [19:26] Rem     But we can't just leave her alone. [19:29] Rem     What do you say to us     escorting Lumachina there? [19:34] Shera     Yeah! I agree! [19:36] Lumachina     Th-That would be a great help,      but it'll be dangerous. [19:40] Rem     We're adventurers. [19:42] Rem     We couldn't get anything     done if we avoided danger. [19:44] Shera     You saw how strong Diablo is, didn't you? [19:49] Lumachina     Y-Yes. [19:50] Lumachina     I did indeed see God's— [19:52] Lumachina     Uh, I mean... It would be foolish to     worry about Diablo-sama's safety. [19:58] Rem     So how about it? [20:00] Shera     Come on, Diablo. [20:02] Diablo     I do feel like Lumachina's     sense of justice is noble, [20:05] Diablo     and I can sympathize with her circumstances. [20:07] Diablo     But I do want to avoid a     confrontation with the Church, [20:10] Diablo     since they hold overwhelming     power in this nation. [20:13] Diablo     There's no merit to it. [20:14] Diablo     But... [20:16] Diablo     If it's just escorting her to Zircon Tower, [20:19] Diablo     then it wouldn't mean going up     against the Church... right? [20:27] Diablo     Do you seek power? [20:29] Diablo     Then I, Diablo, shall lend you my power! [20:36] Lumachina     Thank you so much, Go— [20:38] Lumachina     No, Diablo-sama. [20:40] Klem     I'm out of biscuits! [20:42] Klem     Your Demon Lord demands more! [20:46] Klem     More biscuits! [20:48] Lumachina     Wh-Who is this? [20:50] Lumachina     What is this dark, sinister magic     energy emanating from their bodies? [20:56] Klem     What is this human?! [20:59] Klem     She smells like them! [21:01] Edelgard     It's an unpleasant smell. [21:04] Klem     Yeah, she smells like God! [21:08] Diablo     Figures they could tell. [21:10] Diablo     Wait, that's bad! [21:11] Diablo     At this rate, they'll fight! [21:20] Diablo     Surely you don't believe you can     try to fight before my eyes? [21:25] Diablo     "Dark magic energy"? [21:26] Diablo     "Smells like God"? [21:28] Diablo     Is that reason enough to cause a     commotion at the risk of my ire? [21:32] Lumachina     My apologies. [21:35] Klem     Hmph! She'll make my biscuits taste bad. [21:38] Klem     Stay away from this Demon Lord! [21:41] Diablo     They couldn't be less compatible. [21:44] Diablo     Ultimately we decided to     leave the Demon Lord, Klem, [21:47] Diablo     and the Fallen, Edelgard, behind in Faltra. [21:51] Diablo     And while we were away... [21:53] Mei     Okay! [21:55] Mei     I'll take good care of them! [21:58] Mei     Rest assured, nya! [21:59] Diablo     We left them in the care of     the inn's poster girl, Mei... [22:03] Sylvie     Got it. Leave it to me. [22:06] Diablo     I can't go into more detail, but... [22:08] Sylvie     I won't ask. [22:09] Sylvie     You've done a lot for us, Diablo-san. [22:12] Sylvie     Oh, I'll be looking forward to a souvenir! [22:13] Diablo     ...the Guildmaster of the     Adventurer's Guild, Sylvie... [22:17] Celes     I'll be sure to keep both of them safe. [22:20] Diablo     ...the head of the Mage's Association, Celestine... [22:23] Emile     I'm Emile Bichelberger, and I'll     protect beautiful women with my life! [22:31] Diablo     ...and our friend, the Warrior, Emile. [22:31] Emile     I will, as Emile Bichelberger! [22:33] Emile     Emile Bichelberger! [22:35] Diablo     Then we set out from Faltra. [22:39] Shera     Klem-chan! [22:41] Shera     We're heading out on a job, okay? [22:45] Klem     I'll be fine! [22:47] Klem     To be honest, [22:48] Klem     you tend to wander, so I'm     more worried about you! [22:51] Klem     Let me grant you a token of my power. [22:55] Shera     Huh? What? [23:01] Diablo     Wh-What?! [23:03] Diablo     Shera's Rare-grade bow [23:05] Diablo     turned into a Super Super Rare ebony bow?! [23:11] Shera     It turned into something that looks strong! [23:14] Klem     That should do. [23:17] Shera     Y-Yeah. [23:18] Shera     It does kind of look cursed now, [23:21] Shera     but thank you, Klem-chan. [23:22] Diablo     The Demon Lord Krebskulm... [23:24] Diablo     She really is cheating hard. [23:24] Klem     Be grateful! [23:26] Klem     This is the power of a Demon Lord! [23:32] Diablo     Now... [23:33] Diablo     Rem. [23:34] Diablo     Shera. [23:36] Diablo     Lumachina. [23:38] Diablo     Let's go! [23:40] Diablo     To Zircon Tower! [23:41] All     Yes! [23:56] Horn     Are you interested in     challenging a new dungeon? SIGN    Next Time "Head Paladin" [23:58] Diablo     Arrow of void, drive a stake into the     boundary between Heaven and Earth! [24:01] Diablo     Gravity Abyss! [24:03] Shera     This one's really big and hard, too! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Mizoguchi Keji E2 - Head Paladin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Shera     It's coming into view! [00:10] Shera     Rem, we've arrived! [00:12] Shera     Rem! [00:13] Rem     Oh, so that's... [00:19] Shera     Overboard! Do it overboard! [00:19] Diablo     Rem really can't handle traveling     in vehicles, can she? [00:23] Lumachina     God— [00:24] Lumachina     I mean, Diablo-sama. [00:26] Lumachina     We've managed to arrive safely. [00:28] Lumachina     Thank you so very much. [00:30] Diablo     Hmph. A journey such as     this is nothing to me. [00:36] Diablo     Though, honestly, it took us     two whole weeks to get here. [00:40] Diablo     We got lost... [00:43] Diablo     and got caught in storms, too! [00:46] Diablo     Well, at any rate... [00:50] Diablo     That's Zircon Tower City, huh? SIGN    Episode 2 "Head Paladin" [02:27] Shera     I'm starving! [02:29] Shera     Hey, let's get something to eat! [02:32] Rem     There you go again. [02:33] Rem     Our priority right now is escorting     Lumachina safely to Batutta. [02:38] Shera     Aww! [02:40] Rem     Just bear with it, you starving elf. [02:42] Rem     That aside, this city... [02:45] Shera     It's not very lively, is it? [02:50] Mother     Please, heal my child! [02:52] Diablo     Man, it's hot. [02:54] Horn     Are you an adventurer? [02:56] Diablo     What do you want, kid? [02:57] Horn     Are you interested in taking on the new     dungeon that was recently discovered? [03:01] Horn     How about it? [03:02] Horn     I can introduce you to a dungeon     guide and a master lock-picker... [03:07] Horn     And that would be me, Horn! [03:10] Diablo     Oh? What kind of dungeon is it? [03:12] Horn     It's incredible, right from the entrance. [03:15] Horn     There are lion statues that     attack you right at the gate! [03:18] Diablo     What was that?! [03:19] Horn     Huh? [03:21] Diablo     This dungeon has 13 floors, does it not? [03:24] Horn     I-I wouldn't know that. [03:27] Horn     No one's been able to make     it past the third floor. [03:29] Diablo     On the third floor, you should have to     defeat the different-colored slimes [03:33] ---     in order to make the key     to the fourth floor appear! [03:36] Horn     Is that true?! [03:37] Horn     There were a lot of different-colored     slimes wandering around there. [03:41] Diablo     I knew it! It really is my dungeon! [03:44] Horn     Hey, who are you? [03:48] Diablo     I am the Demon— [03:49] Lumachina     No! [03:50] Lumachina     I cannot stand by and watch this! [03:52] Diablo     What?! She got into trouble?! [03:55] Lumachina     You're kicking aside this     poor woman seeking help. [03:58] Shera     What were you going to     do if you hurt her baby?! [04:01] Paladin     Who are you people? [04:04] Mother     P-Please, heal my child! [04:07] Paladin     If you need the aid of a priest,     get in line and pay the donation! [04:13] Horn     This is bad, mister! [04:14] Horn     He's with the Paladin Brigade! [04:16] Diablo     Paladin... Brigade? [04:18] Diablo     What do you mean, "Brigade"? [04:20] Horn     Subordinates of the Paladins     and soldiers of the Church. [04:23] Horn     At any rate, they're violent men. [04:26] Diablo     Oh? [04:28] Diablo     We came here to seek     Head Paladin Batutta's aid, [04:31] Diablo     but if his men are like that... [04:33] Lumachina     It's written in the holy scripture. [04:35] Lumachina     All people are— [04:36] Paladin     Shut up, you know-it-all! [04:38] Lumachina     Listen to me! [04:40] Diablo     People are after her life. [04:42] Diablo     I was hoping she wouldn't     cause any trouble, [04:42] Lumachina     All people are born with sin, [04:45] Diablo     but her desire to protect the weak is... [04:46] Lumachina     and by offering our prayers to God... [04:50] Paladin     A mere adventurer like you [04:52] ---     shouldn't try to lecture me,     a great member of the Paladin Brigade! [05:09] Diablo     What a trifling nobody. [05:11] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [05:13] Shera     Yeah, serves him right! [05:16] Diablo     You there, woman. What is this about healing? [05:19] Mother     W-Well, my child... [05:26] Diablo     These marks... [05:28] Diablo     This was in the game, too. [05:31] Diablo     It's the Death Knell Disease! [05:32] Lumachina     Death Knell Disease? [05:35] Mother     It's an epidemic. [05:37] Mother     Once there are nine of these marks, [05:40] Mother     h-he'll die! [05:42] Rem     How do you cure it? [05:44] Mother     It can be healed by receiving a     miracle from a priest, but... [05:48] Lumachina     Then we should hurry to the church! [05:51] Mother     It's no use. [05:54] Horn     It's money. [05:56] Horn     Those at the church demand a donation of     an incredible sum to perform the miracle. [06:01] Lumachina     How could they? [06:03] Lumachina     A young child's life is at stake! [06:06] Horn     That's just how it is in this city. [06:17] Lumachina     I will cure him. [06:19] Horn     Huh?! [06:19] Horn     It's not that simple! [06:22] Lumachina     God will protect me. [06:25] Lumachina     Isn't that right? [06:27] Diablo     I'm not God... [06:30] Diablo     I know you can do it. [06:33] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [06:36] Lumachina     Yes! [06:38] Lumachina     Now, everyone... [06:40] Lumachina     Let's all pray together. [06:43] Lumachina     Oh, God who art in Heaven, [06:46] Lumachina     please hear the voices of those     who seek your salvation. [06:53] Lumachina     Please heal this child stricken     with this foul disease. [07:05] Lumachina     Please grant your generous mercy     to this child for his sins, [07:11] Lumachina     and forgive him. [07:14] Lumachina     Grant him mercy. [07:17] Lumachina     Forgive him. [07:21] Lumachina     Grant him mercy. [07:24] Lumachina     Forgive him. [07:27] Diablo     This is tremendous magical energy, all right. [07:31] Diablo     The marks are fading? [07:37] Baby     Mama! Mama! [07:39] Mother     Oh! My boy! My boy! [07:45] Mother     Oh, thank you so much! [07:49] Lumachina     I'm glad, truly. [07:51] Rem     Impressive. [07:53] Shera     Yeah, that was great! [07:55] Horn     Incredible! [07:56] Horn     You really healed that child? [07:59] Horn     It's almost like you're God! [08:02] Diablo     Being able to do that much is expected. [08:05] Horn     What's the matter? [08:08] Shera     What is this? [08:10] Rem     Diablo? [08:15] Lookout     It's here! [08:16] Lookout     The monster! [08:18] Lookout     The colossal monster... [08:21] Lookout     The Sand Whale! [08:29] Citizen     It's heading this way! [08:29] Citizen     Run! [08:30] Citizen     It'll crush the city! [08:31] Citizen     It's a colossal monster! [08:32] Citizen     Help! [08:39] Diablo     A Sand Whale? [08:42] Horn     That boat is trying to foist the Sand Whale     onto the city and escape on its own! [08:47] Rem     How selfish. [08:50] Shera     What do we do?! What do we do?! [08:53] Horn     If that thing crashes into the city, it's gonna... [08:56] Rem     Diablo, what shall we do? [08:58] Shera     Diablo! [08:59] Diablo     No choice. [09:03] Diablo     I shall use Multiplex Magic! [09:06] Diablo     Distance yourselves! [09:08] Horn     That's crazy! [09:10] Horn     Against a monster like that?! [09:11] Diablo     I am Diablo, the Demon Lord      from another world! [09:14] Diablo     Nothing is impossible! [09:16] Diablo     Man, I'm nervous! [09:19] Diablo     I've hardly ever used this magic. [09:21] Diablo     I wish I could pray to God! [09:26] Diablo     O darkness born from night darker     than ebony, gather to form an arc! [09:33] Diablo     Dark Arc Seek! [09:41] Diablo     O void that swallows all of creation,      come forth to my hand! [09:48] Diablo     Black Hole Arrow! [09:58] Diablo     Man, that's scary! [09:59] Diablo     That thing's practically a mountain!     Will my magic even work on it? [10:04] Diablo     No, don't hesitate! Believe in yourself! [10:07] Diablo     I am Diablo! [10:09] Diablo     The Demon Lord from another world! [10:12] Diablo     Arrow of void, drive a stake into the     boundary between Heaven and Earth! [10:18] Diablo     Gravity Abyss! [10:34] Diablo     Yes! I think I got it! [10:37] Diablo     What?! [10:38] Diablo     It's not activating?! [10:45] Diablo     Yes! It activated! [10:53] Horn     W-We're gonna get blown off our feet! [10:55] Rem     Multiplex Magic is incredible. [10:58] Shera     But that monster... [11:00] Diablo     It hasn't fallen for good yet? [11:03] Diablo     Will my magic last until it's eliminated? [11:07] Diablo     Let me think... [11:08] Diablo     Do I have any other spells     likely to work on it? [11:12] Batutta     Seven Star Blast! [11:19] Diablo     What? A long-range attack with a Martial Art?!     Where'd it come from?! [11:32] Diablo     What now?! [11:34] Diablo     Was that a Magi-Gun?! [11:36] Diablo     There's a Magi-Gunner here?! [11:39] Diablo     Someone whose level is that high?! [11:55] Diablo     Looks like we're safe. [11:57] Shera     Diablo! [11:59] Rem     Diablo! [12:00] Rem     You really are unbelievable. [12:04] Shera     That was incredible! Way to go, Diablo! [12:08] Diablo     B-B-B-Boobs! [12:11] Diablo     Wait, no! A Demon Lord     wouldn't go all deredere! [12:15] Diablo     Hmph. [12:16] Diablo     That was nothing to fuss about. [12:19] Lumachina     Oh, God! [12:20] Batutta     Was it you? [12:25] Batutta     Did you fire that magic     at the monster's snout? [12:31] Diablo     This guy's strong. [12:33] Diablo     Is he... [12:35] Paladin     Boss! [12:36] Paladin     This is the Demon that defied the Church! [12:39] Paladin     Hmph! [12:40] Paladin     This man is the Head Paladin, Batutta-sama! [12:46] Lumachina     He's Batutta? [12:47] Horn     Th-This is bad. [12:49] Diablo     I should've known the Head Paladin     we came all this way to see [12:53] Diablo     would be the boss of a bunch of bandits. [12:56] Diablo     It was indeed my magic. [12:59] Diablo     Were you the one who unleashed     what looked like a Martial Art? [13:02] Batutta     Indeed. [13:03] Batutta     That was my Seven Star Blast. [13:06] Diablo     Oh? [13:07] Diablo     A Level 130 Martial Art?! [13:10] Lumachina     Head Paladin. [13:11] Lumachina     What is this Paladin Brigade     these people claim to belong to? [13:15] Lumachina     I do not recall giving     permission for such a thing. [13:18] Lumachina     Did the Cardinals allow it? [13:21] Lumachina     Or did you create it on your own? [13:23] Batutta     You're... [13:25] Paladin     Hey, woman! You've got a big head! [13:28] Paladin     Boss, let's teach these guys the proper     attitude to have toward the Head Paladin... [13:34] Paladin     And let's take our time at it! [13:45] Batutta     I wasn't expecting you,     Head Priest Lumachina-sama. [13:49] Batutta     I've only met you once, when you were little, [13:54] Batutta     but there's no mistaking you. [13:57] Lumachina     Is that so? [13:58] Batutta     I cannot apologize enough     for all of their disrespect. [14:02] Rem     He doesn't seem like a bad person. [14:04] Shera     Yeah. [14:06] Diablo     Guess we can trust him for now. [14:08] Laminitus     You have some interesting guests     visiting you, swindlers. [14:12] Diablo     Wh-What?! [14:14] Diablo     That cape is the Rare     equipment called Crimson Wings! [14:18] Diablo     And is that a Magi-Gun she's shouldering? [14:20] Diablo     So she's the one who     attacked from the tower?! [14:24] Batutta     How dare you?! [14:26] Batutta     If you insult this lady again, [14:27] Batutta     consider your head forfeit, Laminitus! [14:32] Laminitus     Don't address me without     respect either, swindler. [14:35] Laminitus     I am the lord who governs Zircon Tower City, [14:39] Laminitus     Fanis Laminitus! [14:42] Laminitus     You there, woman. [14:43] Laminitus     Are you the Head Priest? [14:46] Lumachina     Yes. [14:47] Lumachina     I am Head Priest Lumachina Weselia. [14:51] Laminitus     Oh? [14:52] Laminitus     So this little girl is the swindlers' top boss. [14:56] Lumachina     What do you mean by "swindlers"? [14:58] Laminitus     Even though they can hardly do anything, [15:00] Laminitus     they demand huge donations. [15:03] Batutta     With you closing our church [15:05] Batutta     and imposing heavy taxes at every turn, [15:07] Batutta     we have no choice but to demand     donations from our believers! [15:10] Laminitus     Hmph! Isn't your God supposed to     be able to create bread and wine? [15:14] Batutta     That's... [15:15] Lumachina     We are merely those who believe in God, [15:18] Lumachina     not God himself. [15:21] Lumachina     And God will always extend his aid     to those who believe in him. [15:27] Laminitus     Oh? You're preaching to me? [15:30] Laminitus     In that case, [15:32] Laminitus     let's test whether or not you     truly have God's protection! [15:39] Batutta     You insolent woman! [15:46] Diablo     They're both fast! [15:47] Diablo     Both are seriously strong! [15:52] Laminitus     So none of you believe in God either,      when it comes down to it! [15:57] Laminitus     If God truly existed, [15:59] Laminitus     he would protect her without you acting! [16:02] Batutta     That's mere sophistry! [16:05] Laminitus     No matter. [16:06] Laminitus     I have no business with you. [16:08] Laminitus     I came here to find whoever used that spell. [16:14] Diablo     Wait, that's me! [16:17] Shera     Diablo... [16:18] Rem     This isn't good. [16:20] Batutta     I came here to find them as well, [16:24] Batutta     but it looks like they've already gone. [16:26] Diablo     This guy... [16:28] Laminitus     Oho? [16:30] Diablo     What were you planning to do with     that sorcerer once you found them? [16:34] Laminitus     If they're useful, I'd make them work under me. [16:36] Laminitus     And if they wouldn't follow me, [16:38] Laminitus     I figured I'd show them     the difference in our might. [16:41] Diablo     You're a real pain. [16:45] Laminitus     Someone who's that strong will     eventually stand before me. [16:51] Diablo     I already am! [16:53] Diablo     And she's totally realized it already! [16:56] Batutta     Lumachina-sama, I'm terribly     sorry for her rudeness. [17:02] Rem     Looks like an awfully annoying     woman has her sights on us now. [17:06] Shera     I could hardly understand what     she was talking about, though. [17:11] Diablo     I'd love to learn a thing     or two from her optimism. [17:15] Batutta     Lumachina-sama, you must be     tired from your long journey. [17:19] Batutta     Please rest in my mansion. [17:24] Shera     Hey, what's that line for? [17:30] Rem     Yeah, what is that? [17:32] Rem     There are an awful lot of people lined up. [17:35] Batutta     They're lined up at the tents we're using     after Laminitus ordered the church closed. [17:43] Batutta     They're been there for days on end, [17:45] ---     hoping to have the priests offer     prayers and receive a miracle. [17:47] Lumachina     Days on end? [17:56] Lumachina     Even those little children? [18:00] Diablo     Is that also a line of     people waiting on prayers? [18:03] Batutta     It is. [18:05] Batutta     That's the line exclusively for     those who gave large donations. [18:09] Lumachina     Huh? [18:10] Lumachina     What do you mean? [18:12] Batutta     Please don't misunderstand. [18:15] Batutta     We're short on priests, [18:16] ---     so we aren't able to respond to     all of those who desire prayers. [18:21] Batutta     It's only natural to prioritize the believers [18:23] ---     who have provided greater donations     and demonstrated greater need. [18:28] Lumachina     Even so, there are so many people... [18:32] Lumachina     A bit too many. [18:40] Diablo     It's curry! [18:42] Diablo     And rice, too! [18:43] Shera     Wow, this smells good. [18:46] Batutta     Please, help yourselves. [18:49] Batutta     Though it might not be to     your tastes, Lumachina-sama. [18:53] Lumachina     Oh, I'll have some. [18:56] Shera     Spicy! It's spicy! [18:58] Rem     I-It is. [19:00] Rem     But it's good. [19:01] Diablo     I never thought I'd get to eat     curry after coming to this world! [19:09] Diablo     Lumachina, what happened to your right hand? [19:12] Lumachina     Huh? [19:13] Lumachina     Oh, something must have hit me     while you were fighting earlier. [19:19] Lumachina     The power of miracles     won't work on my own body. [19:23] Lumachina     Strange, isn't it? [19:25] Shera     So spicy! More, please! [19:28] Diablo     I desire another, as well! [19:31] Shiliu     Coming right up. [19:33] Lumachina     Head Paladin Batutta, [19:35] Lumachina     could we speak for a bit after this? [19:39] Diablo     Phew... I ate a bit too much. [19:42] Diablo     A dip in cold water is nice, [19:44] Diablo     but sometimes you just want a warm bath. [19:47] Diablo     Maybe I should build a bath at some point. [19:50] Shera     Diablo, may I? [19:52] Diablo     Shera? What is it? [19:55] Shera     Well... [19:57] Shera     I just couldn't settle down by myself. [20:00] Diablo     Oh, right. [20:01] Diablo     She gets lonely so easily. Jeez... [20:04] Diablo     Hmph! Do as you please. [20:07] Shera     Yay! [20:08] Shera     Hey, Diablo, that curry we just ate... [20:12] Shera     Hup! [20:13] Shera     That was good, wasn't it? [20:15] Diablo     Yes, it was. [20:17] Diablo     In particular, the spices... were... [20:21] Diablo     Wh-What are you doing?! [20:23] Shera     What? Let's bathe together. [20:26] Shera     I'll wash your back. [20:28] Diablo     No, no, no, no! [20:30] Diablo     That's going to make me sweat,     not wash the sweat away! [20:32] Diablo     Worse, it might make something     else come out of me! [20:39] Shera     Oh, we don't have a towel. Then... [20:43] Shera     How's this, Diablo? [20:45] Diablo     Uh, yes... [20:47] Diablo     It feels so smooth and nice... [20:50] Shera     I know! [20:51] Shera     Let's both get clean together! [20:53] Diablo     Huh?! [20:55] Shera     There! [20:58] Diablo     They're touching me! [21:00] Diablo     The ultra-soft sensation of my     sweet dreams is up against my back! [21:05] Shera     Your back's so stiff, Diablo. [21:10] Shera     I wonder why I'm getting so warm. [21:15] Diablo     What would a Demon Lord     do in a situation like this?! [21:18] Diablo     A Demon Lord with a woman pressing her boobs     against his back, slowly getting hotter... [21:23] Diablo     But there's no Demon Lord like that! [21:28] Shera     I'll wash your front too, okay? [21:33] Shera     Your body feels so strong. [21:37] Diablo     I-I am Level 150. [21:40] Shera     Oh, I'll wash you here too, okay? [21:43] Shera     This is... [21:46] Shera     really hard and thick, too. [21:52] Diablo     Y-Yeah, it is. [21:55] Diablo     It is a... horn. [21:58] Shera     It's so much fun to bathe together. [22:01] Diablo     Uh... yes, it is. [22:04] Diablo     I wish these peaceful times     would continue forever. [22:09] Lumachina     Please come in. [22:15] Batutta     You said you wished to talk? [22:19] Lumachina     Yes. I've been waiting for you. [23:55] Batutta     I'm looking forward to the moment     when you succumb to lust. SIGN    Next Episode "Corrupt Ritual" [23:59] Diablo     It crushed my heart?! [24:01] Diablo     This will... [24:02] Lumachina     I won't give in to any curse! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Itou Life E3 - Corrupt Ritual Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Batutta     The Paladin Brigade [00:08] Batutta     is a group of adventurers that I organized [00:11] Batutta     to protect the priests     in this dangerous city. [00:14] Batutta     It's true that due to my failings, [00:16] Batutta     their violent behavior has stood out. [00:19] Lumachina     So you promise to correct     their behavior, then? [00:24] Batutta     Of course. [00:26] Lumachina     By the way, [00:27] Lumachina     this city is plagued with what's known     as the Death Knell Disease, isn't it? [00:31] Batutta     Yes, it's a terrifying illness. [00:33] Lumachina     Illness? [00:35] Lumachina     You believe that, as well? [00:38] Batutta     Pardon me? [00:39] Lumachina     Well, it's not an illness, [00:42] Lumachina     but a curse, right? [00:46] Batutta     Why do you think that? [00:48] Lumachina     I knew it. [00:49] Lumachina     When I prayed on behalf of that child, [00:52] Lumachina     I heard the voice of God. [00:54] Lumachina     It told me that someone is     casting a large-scale curse [00:58] Lumachina     to threaten the lives of     the people in this city. [01:02] Lumachina     Does that ring any bells? [01:07] Batutta     Goodness, I didn't think you had noticed. [01:10] Lumachina     Head Paladin Batutta?! [01:15] Lumachina     What is... [01:22] Rem     Lumachina?! [01:23] Rem     Lumachina?! [01:25] Rem     So you've been— [01:29] Rem     D-Dia...blo... [01:37] Batutta     Looks like the sleeping     drugs finally kicked in. [01:40] Batutta     You sure wasted my time. [01:42] Batutta     Shiliu! [01:44] Shiliu     Yes. [03:16] Shera     There... SIGN    Episode 3 "Corrupt Ritual" [03:19] Shera     and there... [03:20] Shera     and there... [03:23] Shera     And that does it! [03:24] Shera     How was it? [03:26] Diablo     It felt real good. [03:30] Diablo     Who goes there?! [03:32] Horn     W-Wait, wait! [03:33] Horn     Mister, it's me! [03:36] Diablo     You're... [03:39] Diablo     Do the adventurers of this town     explore other people's homes? [03:43] Horn     I-I came here to see you! [03:45] Shera     There's curry on your mouth. [03:49] Horn     There were leftovers out... [03:51] Horn     Anyway, forget that! Mister! [03:58] Shera     Diablo, this is... [04:00] Horn     See? It's just like I told you! [04:03] Horn     Batutta's taken your friends away! [04:06] Shera     What do we do? We really     shouldn't have trusted him! [04:10] Diablo     I didn't think he'd make a move this soon. [04:13] Diablo     We still needed to recover     ourselves first, too. [04:16] Shera     What do you mean? [04:18] Diablo     The Death Knell Disease. [04:19] Shera     Huh? [04:20] Diablo     It is a curse. [04:23] Both     What?! [04:24] Diablo     I can't just tell them I saw it as a     limited-time event in Cross Reverie*. [04:30] Diablo     At any rate, for now, [04:32] Diablo     we need to get Rem and Lumachina back. [04:36] Diablo     Let's go! [04:37] Shera     Yeah! [04:37] Horn     Right! [04:48] Rem     What on earth is this? [04:50] Lumachina     You've come to? [04:52] Rem     Lumachina?! [04:53] Lumachina     I was already here when I came to, as well. [05:02] Rem     It looks like we're underground somewhere. [05:04] Rem     And pretty deep, too. [05:06] Lumachina     Rem-san... [05:08] Lumachina     By the way, what are those people doing? [05:21] Rem     Wh-Wh-Wha— [05:22] Lumachina     Rem-san? [05:23] Rem     I-I-I believe they're... [05:26] Rem     doing that. [05:28] Lumachina     Huh? What do you mean by "that"? [05:30] Rem     It's... [05:32] Batutta     You two! [05:33] Batutta     How do you like being on     the altar for our ritual? [05:37] Rem     Batutta! [05:38] Lumachina     What are you talking about?! [05:40] Lumachina     This place is filled with evil! [05:43] Lumachina     Such a repulsive altar would never— [05:45] Batutta     Exactly. [05:47] Batutta     What we have here is corruption. [05:51] Rem     What are you planning to do with us? [05:53] Batutta     Shiliu. [05:55] Shiliu     Yes. [05:57] Batutta     Behold. [05:58] Batutta     That is the concentrate that     causes the Death Knell Disease. [06:02] Batutta     This concentrate can be produced     from the essence of evil. [06:06] Batutta     It's literally the source of evil itself. [06:08] Batutta     Now, how does one obtain     this essence of evil? [06:12] Batutta     They're like beasts, aren't they? [06:15] Batutta     Yet they were all once devout believers. [06:19] Batutta     Their faith was strong, [06:20] Batutta     and they were virtuous men and chaste     women with a sense of justice. [06:25] Batutta     But all it takes is a little push     on the back to make people fall! [06:32] Batutta     Fornication, bloodshed, gluttony... [06:34] Batutta     When a person falls,     the essence of evil is created! [06:38] Rem     S-So you make people     commit sins in this place? [06:41] Lumachina     That's... [06:43] Lumachina     That's just... [06:45] Lumachina     Ah, God... [06:47] Batutta     My research has shown that those     who can use more powerful miracles [06:51] Batutta     produce richer essence     of evil when they fall. [06:54] Batutta     Which also means it should     produce a stronger concentrate. [06:59] Lumachina     You want to inflict the Death     Knell Disease on that many people?! [07:03] Batutta     That many? Not at all. [07:05] Batutta     I'm only targeting one person right now. [07:08] Batutta     Just the lord, Laminitus. [07:12] Rem     All for that? [07:14] Lumachina     Why are you committing such a great sin? [07:17] Lumachina     I heard you were a noble man. [07:20] Lumachina     What happened to you? [07:23] Batutta     My family was killed. [07:25] Batutta     I was betrayed by my best friend. [07:27] Batutta     I was threatened by Fallen. [07:32] Batutta     Would you be satisfied with     tear-jerking backstories like those? [07:39] Batutta     There is no real reason. [07:41] Batutta     People are just greedy and sinful. [07:43] Lumachina     But you... [07:45] Batutta     I can't wait... [07:47] Batutta     to watch the Head Priest, the highest     member of the Church, fall into lust. [07:54] Batutta     Shiliu, I'll leave the rest to you. [07:56] Shiliu     As you wish, Master. [07:59] Shiliu     Getting to corrupt such a beautiful     woman is so exciting. [08:05] Shiliu     Soon enough, you'll be begging     me to give you more. [08:12] Shiliu     Now, I'll lick you... [08:17] Shiliu     to your very depths. [08:21] Lumachina     No! [08:26] Lumachina     N-No! [08:44] Shera     Rem and Lumachina-chan! [08:46] Shera     Diablo! [08:47] Diablo     I know. [08:48] Diablo     In the game, this place was where*     the Death Knell Disease's event boss... [08:54] Diablo     Hmm? [08:55] Diablo     That stuff around us... [08:58] Diablo     Wh-What is this?! [09:00] Diablo     Cross Reverie never had plot     developments right out of an eroge! [09:05] Batutta     I knew you'd show up. [09:07] Batutta     Diablo, was it? [09:09] Batutta     I'm impressed you found this place. [09:12] Diablo     It was easy. [09:14] Diablo     Your subordinates in the     Paladin Brigade were very helpful. [09:20] Diablo     They were quick to tell me when I asked. [09:25] Diablo     Batutta, [09:26] Diablo     just what is this place? [09:28] Batutta     If you're a first-rate sorcerer,     then can't you tell? [09:34] Diablo     I wasn't a first-rate anything.     I was just a shut-in gamer. [09:38] Diablo     You're casting the curse for the     Death Knell Disease, aren't you? [09:42] Batutta     Oh? Did you hear about that from Lumachina? [09:45] Diablo     You're saying she realized it, too? [09:48] Batutta     Hmm? You didn't hear about it from her? [09:50] Diablo     Who do you think I am? [09:52] Diablo     I am Diablo, the Demon Lord      from another world! [09:55] Batutta     What nonsense! [09:57] Diablo     Hardly anyone really believes that... [10:00] ---     Yay! Yay! Yay! SIGN    Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World SIGN    Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World SIGN    Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World SIGN    Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World SIGN    Diablo, the Demon Lord from Another World [10:01] Diablo     Rem and Shera were so trusting,     believing me that easily. [10:07] Diablo     You learned about the Death Knell Disease     curse from the Fallen, didn't you? [10:11] Batutta     H-How did you— [10:13] Diablo     Bingo! [10:15] Diablo     It's because the ones casting     that curse here were the Fallen. [10:19] Diablo     I told you I'm a Demon Lord, didn't I? [10:22] Diablo     Now, release those two. [10:25] Batutta     You're clever, [10:26] Batutta     and you seem to be unreasonably strong, too, [10:29] Batutta     but what kinds of magic can you use here? [10:33] Batutta     And are you skilled at fighting on stairs? [10:37] Batutta     How many times can you     evade me on these steps? [10:41] Diablo     You're the one who will struggle,     unable to evade! [10:44] Diablo     Explosion! [10:52] Both     You did it! [10:57] Diablo     What is this?! [11:05] Batutta     Well, it's a dangerous place, isn't it? [11:08] Batutta     If the blast from your attack     collapses the walls or the ceiling, [11:11] Batutta     what's going to happen to your friends? [11:16] Diablo     Why, you... [11:18] Diablo     He's right, they're brittle. [11:20] Diablo     I can't be reckless. [11:21] Diablo     And his movements are fast. [11:24] Diablo     Did he instantly dodge my attack? [11:27] Diablo     To hit him with that speed, [11:29] Diablo     I need a spell with a wider range. [11:31] Batutta     Not coming for me? [11:33] Batutta     Then I'll come for you! [11:36] Diablo     What level of magic should I use?! [11:39] Batutta     You hesitated, greenhorn! [11:43] Diablo     He's fast! [11:54] Shera     D-Diablo! [11:57] Diablo     You're quite good, Batutta. [11:59] Batutta     Whoops... [12:02] Batutta     You came here overconfident     in your own strength, [12:05] Batutta     not realizing that you can't     fully use your magic here. [12:09] Batutta     You might think you managed to     pin down my secret location, [12:13] Batutta     but it was a trap to lure you in! [12:16] Diablo     Ow, ow... [12:17] Diablo     Shit! [12:19] Diablo     Don't underestimate a Demon Lord. [12:21] Diablo     How about this, then? [12:23] Diablo     Lightning Sphere! [12:27] Diablo     This spell only affects its target, [12:29] Diablo     and it doesn't blast the surroundings. [12:32] Diablo     Now, Batutta, [12:34] Diablo     try and overcome this one! [12:36] Diablo     Then he'll get blasted back by the     Ground Mine I placed on the wall! [12:42] Diablo     What's wrong? He's not jumping at me? [12:45] Batutta     It's too easy to tell what you're after. [13:00] Diablo     No way... [13:02] Batutta     You lose! [13:06] Diablo     The Martial Art called Rising Spear? [13:11] Diablo     No! I can't avoid it! [13:13] Diablo     Then... [13:21] Diablo     It crushed my heart?! [13:25] Diablo     I'm... [13:27] Shera     Diablo... N-No! [13:33] Diablo     ...gonna die. [13:40] Batutta     I win. [13:47] Batutta     I always make flawless preparations     and lure strong foes into my strategies [13:52] Batutta     to ensure I defeat them from     an advantageous position! [13:56] Shera     Diablo! Diablo! [13:59] Rem     D-Diablo? [14:08] Diablo     I've caught you. [14:11] Batutta     H-How are you alive?! [14:15] Diablo     This spell can't be used     without touching the target. [14:23] Diablo     Absolute Zero! [14:26] Diablo     Become an ice statue! [14:41] Batutta     Why, you... [14:43] Diablo     What's wrong? [14:44] Diablo     Wasn't losing your weapon and     left arm part of your strategy, too? [14:49] Diablo     That hurts like hell! [14:50] Diablo     I seriously thought I'd die! [14:52] Diablo     If I was alone, I'd be screaming and sobbing! [14:55] Diablo     The cape I had equipped,     the Curtain of Dark Clouds, [14:58] Diablo     allows me to survive any attack     with just one hit point remaining. [15:02] Diablo     To think there'd come a time when I'd need it. [15:04] Diablo     And my Distorted Crown's auto-recovery     has been activated, too. [15:08] Batutta     A-Are you telling me you're immortal? [15:11] Batutta     That's impossible! [15:13] Batutta     Shiliu! [15:14] Shiliu     Yes, Master. [15:20] Shiliu     Looks like your strategy     ultimately triumphed, Master. [15:25] Shera     Rem! [15:26] Rem     Diablo! [15:27] Rem     Don't worry about me! Just fight! [15:31] Diablo     Why, you... [15:33] Diablo     I'll kill you! [15:35] Diablo     What do I do? [15:45] Shera     How's that? It's my Angel Shot! [15:48] Diablo     Shera, well done! [16:00] Shera     Huh? Huh? [16:01] Shera     She turned to stone? [16:03] Diablo     What? [16:04] Diablo     Is that an effect of Klem's magic power? [16:06] Shera     K-Klem-chan, this is too scary! [16:10] Batutta     Sh-Shiliu... [16:12] Rem     Shera! [16:13] Horn     Are you all right? [16:15] Rem     You're... [16:17] Horn     I wanted to prove to that guy [16:20] Horn     that I can be a little useful, too. [16:22] Diablo     Horn... [16:26] Diablo     Now, what will you do, Batutta? [16:31] Diablo     Good. [16:32] Diablo     We managed to win somehow. [16:36] Batutta     You will all sink into a sea of despair. [16:40] Diablo     What? [16:41] Batutta     Though it's unfortunate that I won't get     to watch your faces fill with grief! [16:47] Diablo     Does he still want to fight?! [16:51] Batutta     Shining Blow! [16:55] Diablo     Darkness Cannon! [17:11] Shera     Diablo! [17:18] Diablo     It's no use! [17:19] Diablo     I am Diablo, the Demon Lord      from another world! [17:37] Shera     Diablo! [17:40] Diablo     Shera?! [17:41] Diablo     Why did you come down here?! [17:43] Diablo     This place is about to collapse! [17:45] Shera     Yeah, that's why we need to get out fast! [17:47] Shera     Together with the others! [17:53] Diablo     She could have escaped by herself. [17:57] Diablo     Sheesh... [18:06] Diablo     Hold on tight. [18:08] Shera     Huh? [18:19] Laminitus     Who are you?! [18:22] Varakness     Pardon me for interrupting your bath. [18:24] Varakness     I am Varakness, the one appointed as the     Grand General of the Demon Lord's Army. [18:30] Varakness     The Demon Lord has... [18:32] Varakness     His Majesty has awakened, [18:34] Varakness     so I've come to advise your surrender. [18:37] Laminitus     Surrender? [18:39] Laminitus     Is the Demon Lord planning     to rule the people of this city? [18:41] Varakness     The Demon Lord's rule is merciful and fair. [18:47] Varakness     He'll have all of the mortal     races commit suicide. [18:51] Varakness     That's far more merciful than allowing     them to be devoured alive by monsters. [18:56] Varakness     What do you think? [18:58] Laminitus     My answer is... [19:01] Laminitus     You're an idiot! [19:06] Varakness     That's great! [19:07] Varakness     I love strong women. [19:11] Laminitus     Don't toy with me! [19:18] Varakness     Fanis Laminitus, [19:19] Varakness     I will not kill you. [19:21] Varakness     I shall add you to my harem. [19:25] Laminitus     Your harem? [19:26] Varakness     I shall come to collect you on     the night of the next full moon. [19:30] Varakness     Be sure to pick out your     wedding outfit, Fanis. [19:35] Laminitus     Don't use my first name so lightly! [19:39] Laminitus     That ruffian! [19:43] Laminitus     The night of the next full moon... [19:50] Horn     It's floating. [19:52] Horn     We're really floating. [19:54] Rem     Diablo, you always surpass     our expectations with ease. [20:01] Shera     But it really was dangerous this time! [20:05] Diablo     That's true. [20:06] (Flashback) Rem     Diablo! [20:08] (Flashback) Lumachina     Diablo-sama! [20:10] (Flashback) Diablo     Stay close to me! [20:16] (Flashback) Diablo     Change your position as my will demands! [20:20] (Flashback) Diablo     Adzet! [20:23] (Flashback) Diablo     Rise! [20:33] Diablo     That really was a close call. [20:34] Rem     Lumachina? [20:36] Shera     L-Lumachina-chan?! [20:37] Shera     Hang in there, Lumachina-chan! [20:39] Rem     What's the matter? Are you all right?! [20:45] Diablo     This is the Death Knell Disease! [20:47] Rem     H-How?! [20:48] Shera     Why the Death Knell Disease? [20:53] (Flashback) Batutta     You will all sink into a sea of despair. [20:59] Diablo     He had already placed the curse on Lumachina? [21:02] Shera     That's right, Lumachina-chan! [21:04] Shera     Just pray for healing like     you did for the baby! [21:07] Diablo     That's impossible. [21:08] Diablo     Lumachina's miracles won't work on herself. [21:12] (Flashback) Lumachina     The power of miracles     won't work on my own body. [21:17] Shera     No way... [21:19] Shera     No! Lumachina-chan! [21:22] Lumachina     Please don't cry. [21:25] Lumachina     I'm sure this is also part of God's plan. [21:29] Diablo     Right. [21:31] Rem     Diablo! [21:32] Horn     Mister, that's just— [21:34] Diablo     Which is why you won't die yet! [21:38] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [21:41] Diablo     You journeyed here to correct the     rot within the Church, didn't you?! [21:45] Diablo     Then put some strength into your guts! [21:48] Diablo     Don't surrender to some curse! [21:50] Diablo     If you need it, I shall lend you my power! [21:58] Lumachina     Right. [21:59] Lumachina     I won't give in to any curse! [22:02] Diablo     Have faith in me! [22:04] Diablo     Boy, lead us to this new dungeon. [22:08] Horn     O-Okay! [22:10] Diablo     There, I should have the protective charm     I won for clearing the event, [22:14] Diablo     the one that cures the Death Knell Disease. [22:17] Diablo     There lies the item [22:18] Diablo     you need to defeat the Death Knell Disease! [23:56] Diablo     I never thought I'd be taking     on my own dungeon myself. SIGN    Next Episode "Personal Domain" [23:59] Horn     You're telling us to dance on that stage? [24:01] Diablo     Die! [24:02] Diablo     For the sake of my expensive cosmetics! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Kani Beam E4 - Personal Domain Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Diablo     Listen up! [00:10] Diablo     We're heading to the dungeon     Horn mentioned on foot! [00:14] Diablo     Lumachina, [00:15] Diablo     if you desire it, a hidden     treasure that makes miracles [00:18] Diablo     shall be yours! [00:20] Lumachina     Yes. [00:22] Lumachina     We need to save the people who are suffering      from the Death Knell Disease as I am, too. [00:26] Shera     Let's pop over and cure them in a jiffy! [00:29] Horn     You can leave navigating the dungeon to me! [00:33] Rem     Diablo, over there! [00:53] Diablo     Laminitus! SIGN    Episode 4 "Personal Domain" [02:32] Diablo     I don't know what's going on, [02:34] Diablo     but we're surrounded! [02:37] Diablo     This is bad. [02:38] Diablo     After that battle with Batutta, [02:41] Diablo     I barely have any Hit Points     or Magic Points left. [02:46] Diablo     If we're forced to fight a     high-level Magi-Gunner here... [02:50] Laminitus     I received a report of you appearing     from the depths of the earth. [02:53] Laminitus     Now answer me honestly. [02:56] Laminitus     Are you the Demon Lord that Varakness spoke of? [02:59] Diablo     Varakness? [03:01] Rem     Don't let her provoke you. [03:03] Shera     That's right. [03:04] Shera     If you say you're a Demon Lord... [03:06] Diablo     I know... [03:08] Diablo     But... [03:09] Diablo     But... [03:10] Diablo     But! [03:12] Diablo     If I could come up with a     good line to get out of this, [03:15] Diablo     I wouldn't suck at socializing! [03:18] Diablo     I am Diablo, the Demon Lord      from another world! [03:21] Diablo     None shall stand in my way! [03:23] Both     Ah, he's done it now. [03:28] Diablo     I won't run or hide! [03:30] Diablo     Come at me if you want to die! [03:33] Laminitus     Hmph! Listen to you bark. [03:35] Laminitus     Then I'll give you the ruin you desire! [03:38] Laminitus     Return to your slumber once more, Demon Lord! [03:45] Shera     D-Diablo! [03:48] Diablo     She has this many soldiers     equipped with Magi-Guns? [03:53] Diablo     Guess I have no choice. [03:55] Lumachina     Please wait. [03:57] Lumachina     This man is not the one you     should turn your weapons on. [04:00] Lumachina     He has saved this town and myself, too. [04:04] Lumachina     And now, he fights to help others. [04:08] Lumachina     I swear that he is no     enemy to the mortal races. [04:11] Laminitus     Then why does he call himself a Demon Lord?! [04:14] Lumachina     B-Because... [04:16] Rem     Lord Laminitus! [04:18] Rem     We're currently heading to a     dungeon to obtain a treasure [04:22] ---     that will cure the Death Knell Disease! [04:25] Shera     Could you please wait until     we return with that treasure? [04:29] Laminitus     A treasure that cures Death Knell Disease? [04:32] Laminitus     Preposterous! [04:33] Laminitus     What would you lot gain from that? [04:35] Lumachina     Please look at this. [04:43] Lumachina     These people are heading to the dungeon [04:46] ---     to save those like me, who are plagued     with the Death Knell Disease. [04:49] Laminitus     Oh? [04:51] Laminitus     In that case, you'll have to     tell me more about this. [04:55] Laminitus     Seize them! [04:57] Diablo     We can't let ourselves get captured here. [05:00] Diablo     O Earth, pulse violently! [05:03] Diablo     Earth Bounce! [05:09] Soldiers     What's going on?! [05:09] Soldiers     Wh-What's this?! [05:13] Shera     O-Only the ground around us isn't shaking? [05:16] Diablo     Do not leave my side! [05:21] Diablo     Now run! [05:26] Shera     Jeez, I'm starving! [05:28] Horn     Okay, eat up! [05:31] Shera     Let's dig in! [05:33] Rem     I'm surprised you knew of     a spot like this, Horn. [05:37] Horn     This is my secret spot. [05:40] Lumachina     I'm sure it was God's guidance     that you brought you to us, too. [05:44] ---     So good! [05:47] Rem     If you eat too fast, it'll get     stuck in your throat again. [05:47] Diablo     We managed to escape, [05:49] Diablo     but that Laminitus woman... [05:50] Shera     Burp! [05:50] Lumachina     Ah... Shera-san?! [05:53] Diablo     With her Crimson Wings equipped, [05:55] Diablo     she could have used her Magi-Guns [05:58] Diablo     to shoot us from the air at any time [06:01] Diablo     while we ran away with our backs turned. [06:04] Diablo     So why didn't she? [06:09] Rem     Diablo, how's the meat? [06:11] Diablo     Y-Yeah, it's... [06:14] Diablo     Th-This is... [06:17] Rem     Please eat mine. SIGN    Indirect Kiss [06:21] Diablo     An indirect kiss?! [06:23] Shera     Hey, Rem, your meat's still raw! [06:26] Shera     This one is roasted up nicely. [06:30] Shera     Eat mine. SIGN    Indirect Kiss [06:33] Diablo     Her, too? Her, too?! [06:35] Rem     Meat is best when it's raw! [06:37] Shera     What? [06:38] Shera     No, it's best when it's cooked well! [06:41] Rem     No, raw! [06:42] Shera     Not raw! [06:43] Rem     Raw! [06:44] Shera     I hate raw! [06:45] Rem     Raw! [06:45] Shera     Raw's bad! [06:46] Rem     Raw! [06:47] Shera     No! [06:48] Diablo     Enough! [06:49] Diablo     According to Horn, it will take     three days to reach the dungeon. [06:52] Diablo     Just eat and get some rest already! [06:55] Both     Okay. [06:57] Rem     But meat should be raw. [06:59] Shera     What? It should be cooked! [07:01] Rem     You're still saying that, tasteless elf? [07:03] Horn     Now, now... SIGN    It's an honor to make your acquaintance. SIGN    Your renown reaches even the royal capital, Lord Laminitus. [07:12] Laminitus     Forget the flattery. [07:13] Laminitus     What does a Paladin want with me? SIGN    I heard the Head Priest was in this town, so I'm here to protect her. [07:22] Laminitus     The Head Priest? SIGN    Yes. SIGN    I also come bearing an important message from the Church. [07:30] Laminitus     That woman has already disappeared along     with a sorcerer who calls himself a Demon Lord. [07:35] Laminitus     I was in the middle of     hunting them down myself. SIGN    Tsk... SIGN    That sorcerer has deceived the Head Priest and taken her away! [07:46] Laminitus     Didn't look that way to me. SIGN    Huh? [07:50] Henrick     I bring news! [07:51] Laminitus     Enter! [07:53] Henrick     We've discovered the location of the     dungeon that sorcerer is heading to! [07:56] Laminitus     Where is it? [07:59] Shera     We're finally here. [08:01] Rem     It ended up taking us four days. [08:05] Lumachina     The charm to cure the Death     Knell Disease lies in here? [08:08] Diablo     Yes. [08:09] Diablo     We'll obtain it before you reach nine marks. [08:12] Lumachina     Okay. [08:14] Diablo     I never thought I'd be taking on     the dungeon I made myself. [08:18] Shera     All right! We have to hurry! [08:20] Horn     Wait, don't! [08:22] Shera     Huh? [08:23] Horn     You can't approach the entrance carelessly! [08:32] Diablo     Explosion! [08:39] Horn     You're amazing! [08:41] Diablo     Naturally. [08:42] Diablo     I did make that trap myself. [08:44] Shera     That surprised me. [08:46] Rem     Good grief. [08:48] Rem     You careless elf! [08:49] Rem     Be more cautious. [08:56] Rem     Diablo, the door... [09:02] Diablo     Now, let's go. [09:05] Horn     This dungeon goes further     and further underground. [09:08] Horn     There's a trick to every floor, [09:10] Horn     and once you clear it, the stairs     to the next floor appear. [09:15] Horn     And this is the trick for the first floor, [09:18] Horn     a giant labyrinth! [09:20] Horn     Once you get lost, that's it. [09:21] Horn     It's just as hard to find your     way back to the entrance! [09:24] Shera     Oh, no... [09:25] Shera     What do we do if we get separated? [09:27] Rem     Who knows? You could get eaten by a monster, [09:29] Rem     die of starvation, or be caught in a trap. [09:32] Shera     N-No way! [09:34] Rem     It's fine. Someone would     discover you eventually... [09:39] Rem     As a skeleton. [09:42] Shera     That's not fine at all! [09:46] Shera     Diablo! [09:47] Shera     Don't leave me behind! [09:49] Diablo     Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! [09:52] Diablo     No! [09:53] Diablo     To reassure a worried girl, I need     to respond with a resolute attitude! [09:58] Diablo     Get off of me! [10:00] Diablo     That should reassure her... [10:05] Diablo     Sh-She's crying?! [10:07] Rem     Shera, if you cling to him like that, [10:09] Rem     he'll have trouble responding to danger. [10:13] Shera     Right... [10:15] Shera     I'm sorry, Diablo. [10:17] Diablo     Hmph. [10:18] Diablo     Nice follow-up, Rem! [10:21] Lumachina     Still, how do we deal with the labyrinth? [10:23] Horn     Don't worry! [10:25] Horn     I have a map from when I was last here, [10:27] Horn     so leave this one to me! [10:30] Horn     After all, I spent half a day     navigating it for this map... [10:33] Horn     Wait... Huh? [10:35] Horn     What the?! [10:36] Horn     The labyrinth's changed! [10:38] Diablo     The walls of this giant labyrinth     shift over time, changing its layout. [10:44] Diablo     Maps are useless for it. [10:47] Rem     Diablo, how do you know that? [10:50] Diablo     B-Because I'm a Demon     Lord from another world! [10:53] Diablo     That was close... [10:55] Diablo     But we don't have much time to waste here. [10:59] Diablo     Open a path before me! [11:01] Diablo     Flare Burst! [11:14] Horn     Y-You made a path! [11:17] Shera     That's incredible, Diablo. [11:18] Diablo     Wow, that went surprisingly well. [11:22] Diablo     Good, let's go. [11:24] Rem     That's dangerous, Diablo! [11:26] Rem     Don't rush ahead so carelessly! [11:28] Rem     I think we should be more     cautious as we move ahead. [11:33] Diablo     I can't say, "I'm the one     who made this dungeon, [11:35] Diablo     so relax and follow me!" [11:38] Diablo     But they are frightened, so... [11:42] Diablo     I'd better act like a Demon Lord. [11:45] Diablo     Don't get the wrong idea! [11:46] Diablo     I am not your friend! [11:49] Diablo     I'm just allowing you to come with me! [11:51] Diablo     Now just be quiet and follow me! [11:56] Diablo     Please get it... [12:01] Rem     Okay. I'm sorry. [12:03] Shera     Rem... [12:04] Lumachina     It's okay. [12:06] Horn     Don't take it to heart. [12:08] Diablo     She didn't get it! [12:14] Shera     Hey, Diablo's been acting kind of scary. [12:17] Rem     Yes. [12:18] Rem     Maybe I did something to anger him. [12:21] Shera     No, it's my fault. [12:23] Lumachina     No. [12:24] Lumachina     It's my lack of faith. [12:25] Diablo     I hate people who get to enjoy     walking around with girls. [12:29] Diablo     Virus Cloud! [12:33] Diablo     Plasma Spear! [12:38] Shera     We did it! [12:39] Diablo     Good, next! [12:40] Horn     Yeah! [12:43] Shera     Hot... So hot... [12:47] Rem     Jeez, you exhibitionist elf... [12:50] Rem     What are you stripping for? Honestly! [12:53] Shera     Huh? But you are, too. [12:56] Rem     Th-This is, um... [13:00] Rem     Y-You always take off too much! [13:03] Shera     But it's hot! [13:05] Diablo     Horn, Lumachi— [13:08] Horn     Yeah. [13:10] Lumachi     Diablo-sama, [13:11] Lumachi     I'll do my best to clear this dungeon! [13:14] Diablo     She's really doing her best... [13:17] Diablo     Okay! Next question! [13:20] Dungeon     Question 4! Ta-da! [13:22] Dungeon     Does the Spotted Snake live... [13:24] Dungeon     in the water, in the treetops, or in holes? [13:26] Horn     I-It's... It's my turn, right? [13:29] Rem     Calm down. [13:30] Shera     Keep it together. [13:31] Horn     Uh, uh... [13:32] Horn     I-In holes! [13:35] Dungeon     Bzzt! [13:37] Dungeon     Incorrect! Now lowering the gondola! [13:42] Shera     We're done for! [13:44] Rem     Diablo! [13:45] ---     Wh-Wh-What?! [13:50] Diablo     Th-This is bad! [13:52] Diablo     If we don't answer the next one correctly,     their underwear will be... [13:55] Diablo     No, we'll all be taking a dive into lava! [14:04] Dungeon     Final question! [14:05] Shera     You can do it, Lumachina-chan! [14:07] Lumachina     Right! [14:08] Dungeon     Which of the following "black book"     monsters is the largest? [14:15] Diablo     Oh, no... [14:16] Diablo     Lumachina's hardly ever     been outside the Church. [14:19] Diablo     There's no way she'd know about monsters! [14:24] Dungeon     Here we go. [14:26] Dungeon     Legend— [14:27] Lumachina     Legend Dragon! [14:31] Dungeon     Correct! [14:32] All     We did it! [14:37] Diablo     Boobs! [14:38] Diablo     Boobs! Boobs here, too! [14:39] Diablo     Boobs, boobs, boobs! [14:42] Rem     Well, what kind of trick awaits us next? [14:45] Shera     No more hot stuff... [14:47] Shera     Diablo? [14:49] Shera     What's the matter? [14:50] Diablo     Oh, it's nothing. [15:04] Lumachina     Wh-What is all this?! [15:07] Horn     Th-There are so many White Jägers! [15:11] Rem     But... [15:12] Rem     Those monsters look like they're     waiting for something, don't they? [15:16] Shera     And this kind of looks like a stage. [15:19] Rem     Now that you mention it,     the door of this dungeon floor had, [15:23] Rem     "Perform a lovely show, then the     path shall open," written on it. [15:27] Rem     Could that mean... [15:28] Diablo     You did well to figure it out! [15:30] Diablo     That's right. [15:31] Diablo     If we sing and dance on this stage     and manage to satisfy the monsters, [15:36] Diablo     the next path will open. [15:39] Diablo     That must be what it meant. [15:42] Diablo     Man, this takes me back. [15:45] Diablo     Back when I was creating this dungeon, [15:47] Diablo     Cross Reverie was running a     collaboration with an idol game, [15:50] Diablo**     so I used it as one of the     tricks in the dungeon. [15:54] Rem     You know, whoever built this dungeon     certainly wielded god-like power, [16:00] Rem     but their ideas were rather childish. [16:03] Shera     I like it, though! [16:04] Shera     I wanna sing and dance. [16:06] Lumachina     I also like this one. [16:07] Lumachina     It sounds like we won't even have to strip. [16:09] Horn     You're all naïve! [16:11] Horn     Those monsters, the White     Jägers, are incredibly strong! [16:14] Horn     There are a ton of them, too! [16:16] Horn     If we fail our song and dance, [16:19] Horn     they'll attack us and rip us apart! [16:23] Diablo     All of you! [16:25] Diablo     If you want to get past this floor alive, [16:27] Diablo     then as of this moment,     you must call me "Producer"! [16:31] Rem     What? [16:32] Rem     Pro... [16:33] Rem     Producer? [16:34] Diablo     Now, let's start your lessons! [16:37] Diablo     One, two, one, two, [16:40] Diablo     step, jump, step, jump. [16:42] Diablo     Not snappy enough! [16:43] Diablo     One, two, one, two, [16:45] Diablo     step, jump, step, jump. [16:47] Diablo     With a smile! [16:48] Diablo     One, two, step, jump. [16:51] Diablo     Tempo up! [16:51] Diablo     One, two, step, jump, one, two, step,     jump, one, two, step, jump, one! [17:00] Diablo     You did well to endure my strict lesson. [17:04] Diablo     Now, it's time for the show. [17:05] Diablo     Show those monsters your dance! [17:10] All     Demon Lord from Another World, Go! [17:41] [SONG] Shera     As you give it your best, no matter how     tough it gets, I'm watching you in secret [17:52] [SONG] Shera     You always face forward [17:53] [SONG] Three     You always... [17:56] [SONG] Three     face forward... [17:57] [SONG] Shera     And I'm rooting for you [18:01] [SONG] All     All the time [18:03] [SONG] Rem     Deep within my heart, I feel it [18:06] [SONG] Shera     I can't say it... [18:08] [SONG] Rem&Shera     But I love you [18:09] [SONG] Lumachina     You gave me so much courage [18:12] [SONG] Horn     It's overflowing, and I thank you [18:15] [SONG] Rem&Shera     My days were always the same [18:20] [SONG] Horn&Luma     But you taught me I could change that [18:23] [SONG] Rem&Shera     So I'm sure the door [18:25] [SONG] All     will open [18:30] [SONG] All     That sealed wall stretched on forever [18:36] [SONG] Shera     And you smashed it [18:37] [SONG] Horn     to pieces [18:38] [SONG] Rem     and taught me [18:38] [SONG] Lumachina     what was [18:39] [SONG] Shera     really true [18:41] [SONG] All     In this infinite, endless world [18:47] [SONG] Lumachina     You took [18:48] [SONG] Shera     me away [18:49] [SONG] Horn     and led me [18:49] [SONG] Rem     to a brand [18:50] [SONG] Lumachina     new future [18:53] [SONG] All     I want to share these     feelings filling my chest [18:56] [SONG] All     Thank you [19:00] [SONG] All     It's all because of you [19:17] Diablo     We managed to get through the whole thing. [19:22] Rem     Y-You carefree elf, what are you     doing getting excited over this?! [19:27] Shera     But it was fun, wasn't it? [19:29] Lumachina     This is the first time I've     ever had so much fun, too. [19:34] Horn     I had... fun, too. [19:35] Jagers     ...core! ...core! [19:37] Horn     Huh? [19:38] Rem     Did we not satisfy the Jägers? [19:40] Jagers     ...core! [19:42] Diablo     Will we have to fight? [19:42] Jagers     Encore! [19:45] Jagers     Encore! Encore! [19:48] Jagers     Encore! Encore! Encore! [19:51] Rem     I think they want an encore. [19:53] Shera     Shall we do it again? [19:56] Rem     We will not! [20:00] Shera     Got it! [20:01] Rem     Next, left! [20:03] Shera     Yeah! [20:08] Diablo     Lightning Arrow! [20:14] Horn     This is real dangerous! [20:17] Horn     The monsters are bad, too, [20:18] Horn     but if we fall here, we're goners! [20:25] Rem     This is the only path, though. [20:27] Shera     We've gotta keep going! [20:28] Lumachina     R-Right. [20:31] Diablo     The strength of the monsters and their     attack patterns are exactly as I set them, [20:34] Diablo     so this is nothing, but... [20:37] Diablo     It's seriously scary! [20:39] Diablo     If I fall, I'm dead for sure! [20:41] Diablo     What?! [20:43] Diablo     A Flying Worm?! [20:45] Diablo     That's a Summon! [20:46] Rem     How? [20:48] Rem     Diablo, is there a Summoner nearby? [20:51] Diablo     Seems there is. [20:53] Diablo     Explosion! [21:01] Rem     Who on earth would... [21:03] Rem     Lumachina, get back! [21:10] Diablo     A Trap Worm?! [21:12] Diablo     It can't be! [21:13] Shera     Lumachina-chan, get away from us! [21:15] Lumachina     O-Okay! [21:21] Lumachina     Y-You're... [21:23] Lumachina     Gewalt?! SIGN    It's been a while, Head Priest. SIGN    You certainly abandoned me last time, didn't you? SIGN    Thanks to you, my skin's gotten all rough. SIGN    So for the sake of my expensive cosmetics, SIGN    please die! [21:45] Horn     I won't let you! SIGN    Wha... SIGN    Wha... SIGN    What is this?! [22:00] Rem     Horn! Horn! [22:02] Diablo     You three go on ahead! [22:05] Rem     Diablo?! [22:18] Shera     Diablo! [22:20] Shera     Diablo! [23:56] Diablo     I see. So you're a virgin, too. SIGN    Next Episode "Black Dragon Clash" [23:58] Rose     My entire being exists to serve my master. [24:03] Shera     The Demon Lord's army?! There are so many! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: ISHiKEi E5 - Black Dragon Clash Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Shera     Diablo! [00:07] Shera     Diablo! [00:13] Lumachina     N-No... [00:16] Lumachina     D-Diablo-sama! [00:19] Rem     Diablo... [00:27] Diablo     Who knew my Underwater Movement skill     would come in handy at a time like this? [00:31] Diablo     Though I still can't move     as freely as I expected. [00:35] Diablo     Horn! SIGN    Episode 5 "Black Dragon Clash" [02:10] Diablo     This EX rank equipment burns really well. [02:14] Diablo     I liked it a lot, too. [02:16] Diablo     But that was a close call. [02:18] Diablo     I wound up losing my Tenma's     Staff thanks to all that, too. [02:25] Diablo     It's not good for him to keep     wearing those soaked clothes. [02:30] Diablo     And I don't have anything else to burn... [02:32] Diablo     Guess I'll strip him. [02:39] Diablo     There... [02:41] Diablo     He has such a delicate body. [02:44] Diablo     He should build up his pecs a bit more. [02:47] Diablo     So, as for his pants... [02:49] Diablo     Well, whatever. [02:51] Diablo     We're both guys here. [02:53] Diablo     Man, they're so soaked,     they're not coming off easy... [02:59] Diablo     Huh? [03:01] Diablo     There's nothing there. [03:04] Diablo     Nothing... [03:05] Diablo     Nothing. There's nothing. [03:07] Diablo     What should be there isn't! [03:08] Diablo     There's nothing! [03:13] Horn     Huh? Mister? [03:16] Horn     Why are you naked? [03:29] Horn     M-M-M-Mister?! [03:31] Diablo     C-Crap! This is bad! [03:33] Horn     What were d-d-d-doing to me?! [03:36] Diablo     You've finally come to? Weakling! [03:39] Diablo     This Demon Lord just saved your life! [03:42] Horn     Huh? [03:44] Diablo     I h-heard you mortal races can die wearing      soaked clothing, so I removed it for you! [03:50] Diablo     Be grateful! [03:55] Horn     I was so surprised. [03:57] Diablo     I was, too! [03:58] Horn     Thanks for saving me, Mist— [04:03] Diablo     Hmph. If you're cold,     just move closer already. [04:12] Shera     I wonder if Diablo's all right. [04:15] Rem     Knowing Diablo, I'm sure he'll     come back to us with Horn in tow. [04:20] Rem     All we can do now is make our way forward. [04:24] Lumachina     I believe in Diablo-sama, too. [04:27] Shera     You're right. [04:30] Shera     He's Diablo, after all! [04:33] Diablo     I was telling her to move closer to the fire! [04:37] Diablo     Why the heck did this happen?! [04:40] Diablo     Ahem! Wh-Why were you dressed like a man? [04:45] Horn     When I was young, I was     separated from my parents. [04:49] Horn     Maybe they just abandoned me, [04:52] Horn     but when you're living alone,     it's more convenient to look like a man. [04:57] Diablo     It must have been hard living by herself. [05:00] Diablo     She's so brave. [05:02] Horn     Long ago, I'd huddle up together like     this with my family on cold days. [05:08] Diablo     You did, eh? [05:17] Horn     Papa... [05:18] Diablo     Wh-Where did "Papa" come from?! [05:22] Horn     Oh, uh... [05:23] Horn     Mister, that was, um... out of respect! [05:27] Horn     I meant it as respect for     you as an adventurer! [05:31] Diablo     I see... [05:32] Diablo     Anyway, what area are we in now? [05:35] Horn     But Mister... [05:36] Horn     Do you think everyone's okay? [05:39] Diablo     The monsters on that last floor [05:45] Diablo     are all ones Shera can     easily defeat with her bow. [05:49] Diablo     The tenth floor has moving     floors as its trick, [05:51] Diablo     but as cautious as Rem is, they'll be fine. [05:53] Diablo     The graveyard on the eleventh floor [05:55] Diablo     has moving corpses that attack, but with     the power of Lumachina's prayers... [05:59] Horn     Then they'll be all right! [06:02] Diablo     But if they run into the last guardian [06:06] ---     of the twelfth floor,     even with all three of them... [06:10] Horn     Huh? Guardian? [06:12] Diablo     We need to catch up quickly. [06:16] Horn     M-Mister! [06:18] Diablo     Rejoice! Thanks to these, [06:22] Diablo     I know where we are now! [06:26] Rem     Okay, this is the twelfth floor. [06:28] Shera     Yeah, let's do our be— [06:31] Shera     Rem, there's someone there. [06:34] Rem     Yeah. [06:35] Rem     That's a Level 80 Death Dancer      lying over there. SIGN    Oh, goodness, no. SIGN    Does this mean I got ahead of you when I hurried to catch up? [06:48] Lumachina     Gewalt! [06:49] Lumachina     So you're alive. SIGN    What's this? SIGN    I don't see that Demon around. SIGN    What could have happened to him? SIGN    This is perfect, Lumachina! SIGN    Please, die already! SIGN    Appear before me, Fire Bees! [07:10] Rem     With these, Shera's bow can't... [07:13] Rem     Shera! [07:14] Shera     Yeah! [07:15] Rem     Come forth, Asulau, Rockpup, Dragonfly! [07:24] Rem     Shera, now! [07:26] Shera     Yeah! SIGN    Rose Prison! SIGN    Too bad! I've seen through your tactics. [07:39] Rem     I can't believe he's using     Summons like that... SIGN    The desperate looks of weak women SIGN    are just to die for! SIGN    Now, how shall I kill you all? SIGN    What is this?! SIGN    What's going on?! [08:08] Rem     This is wind magic. [08:11] Rem     Diablo! [08:15] Large Black Dragon     Puny beings who dare invade my land, [08:19] Large Black Dragon     I will grant you all the same death. SIGN    It can't be! SIGN    Why is one of those here? [08:25] LBD     Puny beings, if you wish to resist, [08:30] LBD     then unleash your power. [08:35] Rem     A... A Large Black Dragon... SIGN    H-Hold on! SIGN    I have no intention of conquering this dungeon! [08:43] LBD     If you will not resist, [08:45] LBD     then I'll simply slaughter     you with a single blow. SIGN    Don't get cocky, SIGN    you damn lizard! SIGN    Appear before me, Ifrit! [09:11] Rem     The ultimate fire summon! SIGN    Yes, this is my super trump card! SIGN    Get him, Ifrit! SIGN    That's it, Ifrit! SIGN    Ruin him! SIGN    This really burns through MP... SIGN    Hurry up and defeat him! SIGN    You did it! That lizard bastard's— [10:00] LBD     Are you finished, puny being? [10:03] LBD     Filled with enough despair now? Then... [10:07] LBD     You shall die! SIGN    Ifrit! SIGN    No... No way... SIGN    My trump card! SIGN    The ultimate summon! [10:32] LBD     That is the most you mortal races can achieve. [10:49] Rem     L-Let's run. [10:51] Shera     Yeah. [10:52] Shera     Huh? [10:52] Rem     Lumachina? [10:53] Shera     Lumachina-chan? [10:56] Lumachina     Please hang in there. I'll heal you now. [11:01] Lumachina     God... [11:02] Lumachina     Please save this man. [11:05] Lumachina     Please grant him your generous mercy. SIGN    Are you crazy? SIGN    Do you have any idea what I've done? [11:16] Lumachina     It's all right. [11:17] Lumachina     God grants us all the opportunity     to repent so long as we live. [11:27] Lumachina     God... [11:29] Lumachina     Please heal the wounds     this man suffers from, [11:32] Lumachina     and permit him to live... [11:34] LBD     Oh? SIGN    God... must be a wonderful man. [11:53] Rem     Would you please hear us out? [11:57] LBD     Hmm... [11:58] LBD     A Human blessed with one wing by God, [12:01] LBD     an Elf with a Demon Lord's bow, [12:04] LBD     and you are the vessel of... [12:06] LBD     This is quite interesting. [12:09] LBD     But... [12:11] LBD     The lives of you puny     beings last but a moment. [12:14] LBD     Even if they were to end now, [12:16] LBD     it would make but a scant difference. [12:18] Shera     N-No way... [12:20] LBD     Now, begone! [12:32] Diablo     Looks like I made it in time. [12:40] Diablo     Sorry to make you wait! [12:44] Diablo     I'm in a bit of a hurry. [12:47] Diablo     I don't feel like letting you     put on your show right now, [12:50] Diablo     you petty Dragon! [12:53] LBD     Oh? [12:54] LBD     You would insult me? [12:56] LBD     Then I'll grant you the death you desire! [13:01] Diablo     Gather, light, [13:03] Diablo     against those who crawled forth     from darkness and defy providence! [13:06] LBD     Learn just how arrogant [13:11] LBD     you are! [13:13] Diablo     Without Tenma's Staff,     this takes more time, but... [13:16] Diablo     Make it... [13:18] Diablo     Make it in time... [13:19] Diablo     It should make it in time! [13:21] Diablo     Yes! [13:22] Diablo     Hercules Lance! [13:35] LBD     Wh-Why, you... [13:37] Diablo     Thunder Axe! [13:53] Shera     Incredible! [13:55] Horn     Incredible, Mister! [13:59] LBD     Impossible! [14:01] LBD     I can't die at the hands of... [14:03] LBD     a puny being! [14:05] LBD     I cannot die yet! [14:08] LBD     I have yet to leave behind     one to inherit my memories. [14:12] Diablo     You... [14:14] Diablo     I see. So you're a virgin, too. [14:18] Diablo     I guess Dragons wouldn't have many     chances to meet other Dragons. [14:25] Rose     Who gave you permission to flee? [14:29] Rose     You are the guardian of the twelfth floor. [14:31] Rose     Disobeying the Master's orders     warrants a thousand deaths. [14:36] Diablo     Wait, is that... [14:40] Rose     Shall I clean up your mess? [14:43] LBD     What?! Why, you... [14:45] LBD     Get out of my way! [14:47] LBD     You're a mere puppet! [14:52] Rose     Don't call me a puppet! [15:00] Rose     Now pay the price for your sins... [15:03] Rose     with your death! [15:04] Rose     Krios! [15:16] Rose     It's not my duty to be the     guardian of the twelfth floor. [15:21] Rose     I'll have to clean up here. [15:24] Diablo     It's really true. [15:26] Diablo     If I recall, [15:27] Diablo     I found her appearance cute when     I was creating the dungeon, [15:32] Diablo     so I placed that Magimatic     Maid on the thirteenth floor. [15:38] Diablo     I believe her name was... [15:41] Rose     Now to clean up. [15:45] Diablo     Do you have your memories from those days, [15:48] Diablo     Rose? [15:51] Diablo     My name is Diablo. [15:54] Diablo     No, perhaps I should I say... it's @Diablo-13? [16:04] Rose     Master?! [16:07] Diablo     I've just returned, Rose. [16:18] Rose     Welcome home, [16:20] Rose     my master. [16:30] Rem     Th-This is the treasure vault? [16:40] Shera     I-Incredible! [16:42] Horn     T-T-Treasure! [16:45] Horn     It's full of treasure! [16:48] Shera     What?! [16:49] Shera     You made this entire dungeon, Diablo?! [16:53] Shera     That's incredible! [16:55] Rem     So that's why you knew     so much about the tricks. [16:58] Diablo     Thank goodness. [17:00] Diablo     They're not wondering if I set them up. [17:02] Rem     By the way, Diablo, who is that? [17:07] Rose     My entire being exists to serve my Master. [17:12] Rose     And what kind of base-born mare are you? [17:15] Rem     Mare? [17:17] Rem     I was asking Diablo. [17:20] Rem     I wasn't asking you! [17:23] Rose     Master, may I mince this woman? [17:27] Rem     What do you mean by that? [17:29] Rose     Would you like a taste of Asterismos? [17:33] Diablo     Cut it out already! [17:36] Rose     Master, here is the White Ox Statue you seek. [17:42] Diablo     You sure made us go through a lot of trouble. [17:44] Shera     So with this, we can save     Lumachina-chan, right? [17:48] Rem     But how do you go about using this? [17:51] Diablo     You don't even know that much? [17:54] Diablo     That said, though, it's not     like I can just click "Use." [17:58] Lumachina     I can feel it. [17:59] Lumachina     The warmth of God is coming from this statue. [18:24] Diablo     Hey, Lumachina, are you all right? [18:28] Lumachina     Yes. [18:31] Lumachina     I can feel God so close to me... [18:36] Diablo     Is she... getting off on this? [18:41] Lumachina     It's so hot! [18:42] Lumachina     I can't... stay on my feet... [18:47] Shera     Lumachina-chan? [18:49] Shera     Lumachina... [18:51] Shera     The marks... [18:52] Shera     The marks are a little fainter! [18:56] Lumachina     It's incredible... [18:57] Lumachina     The power of God... [18:59] Shera     Yeah. [19:00] Shera     Look, they've already grown so faint. [19:04] Shera     Sorry, did that hurt? [19:07] Lumachina     Right now, it's... tingling... [19:09] Lumachina     and numb right there... [19:12] Sher     You should be okay now. [19:15] Diablo     This is actually treatment, right? [19:19] Lumachina     The power of God... [19:21] Shera     Yeah, I can tell. [19:22] Shera     The light is steadily going     inside you, Lumachina-chan. [19:26] Shera     It's almost there, Lumachina-chan. [19:32] Lumachina     God is... [19:34] Lumachina     God is entering me! [19:52] Rose     You look so good, my master. [19:54] Shera     Yeah, you look cool, Diablo! [19:57] Diablo     Of course. I'm the Demon Lord     from another world, after all. [20:01] Horn     Mister! [20:02] Horn     A skirt?! A mini-skirt at that?! [20:05] Diablo     That armor not only improves your speed, [20:07] Diablo     but grants magic resistance, too. [20:09] Diablo     You should accept it gratefully. [20:11] Horn     Yeah, but... [20:12] Shera     It's really cute! [20:14] Shera     I didn't know you were a girl, though, Horn-chan. [20:18] Rem     Um... [20:19] Rem     How's it look? It shows... [20:22] Rem     a little too much skin, doesn't it? [20:25] Diablo     That clothing grants physical defense,     magic resistance, and speed buffs, [20:29] Diablo     while the ring has the power     to strengthen Summons. [20:33] ---     R-Right... [20:34] Diablo     They're all rare items. [20:36] Rem     Yes... [20:37] Rem     Thank you very much. [20:40] Shera     Not fair! [20:41] Shera     Everyone's getting new outfits, [20:43] Shera     while I'm just getting Tempest Arrows! [20:46] Diablo     That's just how it is. [20:47] Diablo     At your current level,     that's all you can use. [20:49] Shera     Boo... [20:52] Shera     Wow, pretty! [20:54] Shera     Hey, can I have this? [20:56] Diablo     Yeah, do as you please. [21:00] Diablo     What's the matter, Horn? [21:02] Horn     Oh, uh... It's nothing! [21:07] Shera     So cute! [21:10] Diablo     All right, it's about time to... [21:13] Diablo     Rose, is something wrong? [21:15] Rose     No. [21:16] Rose     Granting Master's wishes is my true joy. [21:20] Rose     But watching you share such     treasures with those people... [21:25] Rose     makes me... makes me... [21:27] Rose     crazy with envy! [21:34] Rose     Before, you only adored me, Master. [21:40] Diablo     Rose... [21:41] Diablo     Back then, she was the only one I spoke to. [21:57] Diablo     This is the first item I ever obtained. [22:03] Rose     Would you like me to place this in the vault? [22:06] Diablo     No, I'm not asking you to manage it. [22:09] Diablo     That's... a p-pre... [22:12] Diablo     The Demon Lord is bestowing it upon you! [22:21] Rose     You're... giving this... to me? [22:26] Diablo     Y-Yes. [22:29] Rose     Thank you so much, [22:32] Rose     my master. [22:34] Diablo     Now even you should be able     to carry that around with you. [22:38] Lumachina     Yes! [22:39] Lumachina     Now we can save all those afflicted     by the Death Knell Disease! [22:43] Rem     To the city, then! [22:44] Rose     I think it's pointless to take it there now. [22:48] Lumachina     What do you mean by that? [22:50] Rose     It appears the Demon Lord's Army     is advancing on Zircon Tower City. [22:56] Henrick     Reporting! [22:57] Henrick     Half of the people have finished evacuating! [22:59] Laminitus     Too slow! Speed it up! [23:01] Soldier     Reporting! [23:02] Soldier     The Demon Lord's Army is 5,000 melds away, [23:05] Soldier     and roughly 300 large monsters     have been spotted! [23:10] (Flashback) Varakness     I shall come to collect you on     the night of the next full moon. [23:14] Laminitus     So much for the next full moon. [23:16] Laminitus     Liar. [23:19] Laminitus     There are 300 Fallen against     our 4,000 soldiers. [23:24] Laminitus     We're an order of magnitude short! [23:33] Shera     The Demon Lord's Army?!     There are so many of them! [23:36] Rem     What on earth... [23:38] Horn     At this rate, the city will... [23:40] Lumachina     So many people will... [23:43] Diablo     I don't have any idea what's going on, [23:47] Diablo     but saving a city under attack is an RPG staple! [23:52] Diablo     We have to do it! [23:55] Luminitus     Someone, please save them! SIGN    Next Episode "Demon Lord Army" [23:57] Luminitus     My soldiers! My people! [23:59] Varakness     Why, you! I'll kill you no matter what! [24:02] Diablo     Return all to white, White Nova! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: kekocha E6 - Demon Lord Army Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:25] Henrick     Reporting! [00:27] Henrick     Ship #13 has fallen in the enemy assault! [00:30] Soldier     Ship #22 can no longer sail! [00:34] Laminitus     When did the Fallen get this strong? [00:36] Laminitus     When they were granted a Demon Lord's power? [00:38] Varakness     Fanis! [00:47] Laminitus     Varakness. [00:50] Varakness     Oh, my dear Fanis, [00:52] Varakness     Fanis Laminitus! [00:55] Varakness     I've come to take you away, [00:57] Varakness     as I promised. [00:59] Varakness     Have you picked out your wedding outfit? SIGN    Episode 6 "Demon Lord Army" [02:34] Laminitus     Screw you! [02:36] Laminitus     You brought your women to the battlefield?! [02:38] Varakness     These are my beloved wives and     fellow commanders of the Demon Lord's Army. [02:44] Varakness     Once you've joined my harem, Fanis, [02:47] Varakness     they'll be your sister brides. [02:50] Laminitus     You're all fools! [02:52] Laminitus     You think I'd marry a Fallen? [02:54] Laminitus     Don't make me laugh! [02:56] Varakness     I've already prepared your wedding ring, too. [02:59] Varakness     I want you to wear it as soon as possible. [03:01] Varakness     Then we'll love each other     along with these women. [03:05] Laminitus     You idiot. [03:06] Laminitus     I've prepared something     I want to give you, too. [03:10] Varakness     Oh, Fanis, I'm so excited to hear that! [03:14] Laminitus     I'll give you an end     befitting your arrogance! [03:18] Laminitus     Lightning Shot! [03:27] Varakness     Won...derful! [03:35] Henrick     Oh, Laminitus-sama got him! [03:37] Soldiers     We did it! [03:38] Soldiers     She got the enemy commander! [03:39] Soldiers     That's our king! [03:41] Soldiers     King! King! King! [03:45] Laminitus     Inform all our forces that the     enemy's commander is dead! [03:48] Laminitus     Then attack at on— [04:01] Laminitus     Wh-What? [04:05] Varakness     Was that your trump card? [04:08] Varakness     I'm surprised. [04:10] Varakness     I've never suffered such wounds before. [04:13] Laminitus     I-Impossible! [04:15] Laminitus     I know I pierced his heart! [04:17] Varakness     My dear Fanis, [04:20] Varakness     now it's time for my gift to you. [04:41] Laminitus     They even have magic like this? [04:45] Laminitus     Stand strong! All units maintain— [04:54] Laminitus     When did... [04:56] Crow     Peek-a-boo! [04:59] Crow     Varakness said to make you a sister bride, [05:03] Crow     but I hate women with     bigger breasts than mine. [05:07] Crow     So I don't want to let you join the harem. [05:11] Crow     Could you die instead? [05:13] Henrick     Laminitus-sama! [05:25] Crow     Now, who's up next? [05:30] Laminitus     What is this? [05:33] Laminitus     Can this even be called a battle? [05:39] Laminitus     This is practically... [05:42] Crow     That's true. [05:44] Crow     I suppose this is more a show of slaughtering     the mortal races put on by the Fallen. [05:49] Laminitus     S-Someone... [05:52] Laminitus     At this rate, my soldiers... and my people... [05:56] Laminitus     Someone... [05:58] Laminitus     Someone... [05:59] Laminitus     Please save us! [06:02] Crow     You're a fool. [06:03] Crow     No one's going to come save you. [06:06] Crow     Now die! [06:19] Varakness     What is going on here? [06:23] Crow     What?! [06:24] Crow     What's happening?! [06:33] Diablo     Listen up, you trash! [06:35] Diablo     I am the Demon Lord from another world, [06:37] Diablo     Diablo! [06:41] (Flashback) Diablo     I don't care about a city     of the mortal races, [06:44] (Flashback) Diablo     but I cannot tolerate them claiming to be     the Demon Lord's Army without my permission. [06:49] (Flashback) Shera     Diablo? [06:50] (Flashback) Rose     Master, are you... [06:51] (Flashback) Diablo     I'll annihilate this     so-called Demon Lord's Army! [06:56] (Flashback) Rem     Let's go, Diablo! [06:58] (Flashback) Shera     Yeah! [06:59] (Flashback) Shera     We have to help each other in times of need! [07:01] (Flashback) Lumachina     Yes, I'll follow you anywhere, Diablo-sama! [07:04] (Flashback) Horn     I-I'm coming, too! [07:07] (Flashback) Rem     But even if we rush, it'll take     three days to reach the city... [07:11] (Flashback) Diablo     We'll use this. [07:14] (Flashback) Diablo     Teleportation! [07:15] (Flashback) Diablo     It allows you to return to a place you've     previously set foot in within an instant. [07:21] (Flashback) Rose     Master... [07:22] (Flashback) Rose     I have never once left this dungeon. [07:25] (Flashback) Rose     So I won't be able to... [07:27] (Flashback) Rose     I'll be dreaming of the day you     return once more as I wait for you. [07:34] (Flashback) Rose     No matter how long it takes. [07:38] Diablo     No one likes being left out forever. [07:42] (Flashback) Diablo     Rose, you're coming, too! [07:45] (Flashback) Rose     Huh? But I... [07:48] (Flashback) Diablo     If you count as one of the items I possess, [07:51] (Flashback) Diablo     you should be able to teleport, too. [07:53] (Flashback) Rose     An item? [07:58] Diablo     Crap! I really shouldn't treat     a woman like an object! [08:02] (Flashback) Rose     An item... [08:03] (Flashback) Rose     Master's item... [08:06] (Flashback) Rose     Oh, how lovely that sounds! [08:08] (Flashback) Diablo     Huh? [08:09] (Flashback) Rose     I am truly blessed. [08:11] (Flashback) Rose     Please treat me as your item     and use me as you please! [08:15] (Flashback) Diablo     Ready? [08:17] (Flashback) Diablo     We're about to head to Zircon Tower! [08:20] (Flashback) Diablo     The location will be a battlefield, so be ready! [08:23] (Flashback) All     Right! [08:24] (Flashback) Rose     Right. [08:25] (Flashback) Diablo     Teleport! [08:29] Diablo     Lightning Meteor! [08:35] Laminitus     That man... [08:37] Crow     Wh-What is that?! [08:40] Crow     Who is that man?! [08:43] Laminitus     Everyone still alive! [08:45] Laminitus     Raise your guns! Raise your swords! [08:51] Rem     Come forth, Asulau! [08:59] Rem     Finish them all at once! [09:05] Rem     I can't believe my Summon's     become this strong. [09:08] Rem     This ring is incredible. [09:10] Rem     Now, on to the next one! [09:12] Shera     Have a Triangle Shot with Tempest Arrows! [09:22] Shera     There! [09:23] Shera     I'm glad everyone's safe. [09:25] Shera     Now, let's keep pushing on! [09:31] Rose     You got the foul smell of Fallen on     the clothes I received from my master. [09:37] Rose     I won't be killing you in an instant. [09:42] Rose     I'll teach you brainless     Fallen what true fear is. [09:52] Rose     Now die. Asterismos! [09:58] Rose     Didymoi! [10:02] Rose     Karkinos! [10:06] Rose     Parthenos! [10:13] Rose     Oh, look what I've done.     I killed them in an instant again. [10:18] Rose     Well, time to resume cleaning. [10:20] Lumachina     God, grant this man your     mercy and heal his wounds. [10:27] Lumachina     Save him. [10:28] Lumachina     Heal him. [10:30] Lumachina     Save him. [10:34] Lumachina     Horn-san, who's next? [10:36] Horn     R-Right! [10:37] Horn     Maybe you should rest a bit, though... [10:40] Lumachina     I'm fine. [10:41] Lumachina     Diablo-sama is... [10:44] Lumachina     No... God is on my side. [10:48] Diablo     Tornado Impact! [10:56] Varakness     Oh? [10:57] Varakness     That Sorcerer... [10:59] Varakness     Now he looks worth killing. [11:08] Laminitus     Don't let those monsters into the city! [11:10] Diablo     You're alive, then, [11:12] Diablo     Lord of Zircon Tower? [11:15] Laminitus     Diablo... [11:16] Laminitus     That was you? [11:20] Diablo     This woman really is scary! [11:22] Laminitus     I'm genuinely grateful for your party's aid. [11:26] Diablo     Don't misunderstand. [11:28] Diablo     I simply couldn't overlook those     daring to call themselves [11:31] ---     the Demon Lord's Army without my permission. [11:34] Laminitus     But unless he... [11:35] Laminitus     Unless Varakness is defeated,     we can't win this battle. [11:40] Diablo     Varakness? [11:42] Laminitus     That's right. [11:43] Laminitus     He's the army's commander-in-chief,     with powers granted by a Demon Lord. [11:47] Laminitus     His own might goes without saying, [11:49] Laminitus     but he also commands a powerful     sorcerer and a powerful healer, [11:54] Laminitus     and he has a Fallen that can     appear out of others' shadows, [11:56] Laminitus     so even getting close to him isn't easy. [11:59] Diablo     No matter what kind of foe he is,     once I hit him with Grand Magic... [12:04] Diablo     Huh? [12:08] Diablo     Sh-She's kissing him?! [12:10] Diablo     Huh?! [12:11] Diablo     Are you kidding me?! [12:13] Diablo     Now he's g-g-groping her damn breasts?! [12:18] Diablo     Who on earth... [12:20] Diablo     Rings?! [12:22] Diablo     Wedding Rings?! SIGN    Boobs     Rings     Matching Looks     Dating     Hug     Shacked Up     In Love     Kiss     Happy Marriage SIGN    Couple      Boobs      Nightly Endeavors      Romance     Holding Hands     Honeymoon      Harem     Lap Pillow     Boobs [12:24] Diablo     They're... [12:26] Diablo     They're... [12:29] Diablo     What is this? [12:31] Diablo     A harem? [12:32] Diablo     He's flirting and getting it on     with tits on the battlefield?! [12:42] Laminitus     Wh-What? [12:43] Laminitus     What's going on? [12:49] Diablo     I'm off to murder them! [12:52] Laminitus     H-Hey, Diablo? [12:56] Varakness     Oh? How reckless. [12:58] Varakness     Challenging me to battle head-on, are you? [13:15] Lizard     Varakne— [13:18] Varakness     Impossible! [13:20] Varakness     Wh-Why, you... [13:22] Diablo     That was a stupid trick. Totally worthless. [13:24] Diablo     Now try showing me your next trick. [13:28] Crow     Hold it. Don't move, now. [13:30] Crow     You dared to kill my little sister! [13:33] Crow     Now, how shall I slice you u— [13:36] Crow     Wh-What?! [13:37] Diablo     Begone to a world where all has stopped. [13:41] Diablo     Absolute Zero! [13:45] Crow     N-No way! [13:47] Crow     My body is freezing! [13:48] Crow     N-No! [13:50] Crow     I don't want to die! [13:53] Diablo     Too late now. [13:57] Diablo     Next one! [13:59] Varakness     Wh-Who on earth is this mortal? [14:03] Varakness     Stop that. [14:05] Varakness     That man has the power of Magic Reflection. [14:09] Varakness     If you use magic recklessly, you'll die. [14:11] Diablo     Oh? Well done figuring it out. [14:14] Varakness     I never imagined two of my     wives would be defeated. [14:19] Diablo     Awfully complacent, aren't you, womanizer? [14:22] Diablo     Try protecting your third wife! [14:25] Diablo     Flare Burst! [14:36] Laminitus     Wh-What power... [14:52] Varakness     Why?! [14:53] Varakness     Why did you go after them?! [14:56] Varakness     Why?! [14:58] Diablo     You're not making any sense. [14:59] Diablo     What's so strange about attacking     the enemy that opposes you? [15:04] Diablo     Besides, targeting the healer     first is just basic tactics. [15:08] Varakness     Why, you... [15:09] Varakness     I'll rip you apart myself! [15:12] Diablo     Oh? [15:14] Diablo     You'll make this a little entertaining, then? [15:16] Varakness     Die! [15:21] Diablo     So this is your trick? [15:23] Varakness     H-How can a mortal evade me?! [15:26] Varakness     I was granted power by a Demon Lord, [15:29] Varakness     and in terms of level,     I'm surely at least 160! [15:33] Diablo     Blame your equipment. [15:36] Diablo     I don't know which Demon Lord      granted you power, [15:38] Diablo     but raising your level     to the cap is standard. [15:42] Diablo     After that, it's the equipment you     use that determines superiority. [15:47] Diablo     Beyond that, it comes down to personal skill, [15:49] ---     reaction speed, and situational awareness. [15:52] Varakness     Wh-What are you talking about? [15:54] Diablo     You can't understand that? [15:56] Diablo     But I come from another     world where that's true. [15:59] Diablo     There's not a single reason     I'd lose to a mere Fallen! [16:03] Varakness     You're all bark. [16:04] Varakness     If I can just hit you, [16:06] Varakness     I'll end you with this single blow! [16:10] Diablo     It's futile. [16:11] Diablo     Your attacks won't reach me thanks to the     effect of the Mystic Gem of Illusion. [16:16] Varakness     What?! [16:19] Diablo     I think it's about time we end this! [16:21] Diablo     O White, with your purifying heat     and light, return all to white! [16:27] Diablo     White Nova! [16:55] Varakness     I-Impossible! [16:57] Varakness     Everything is fading... [16:59] Diablo     Oh? I'm surprised you're still breathing. [17:02] Varakness     Why, you... [17:03] Varakness     Why, you! I'll never forgive you! [17:09] Varakness     I've got you now! [17:11] Varakness     Energy Drain! [17:15] Diablo     A blood sucking spell?     That's your trump card? [17:18] Diablo     That's so disappointing for a hidden trick! [17:23] Varakness     Wh-What strength... [17:26] Varakness     But the Demon Lord is still— [17:30] Diablo     Hmph! [17:30] Diablo     No matter which Demon Lord tries     to revive, I'll pulverize them! [17:34] Diablo     Because I am the true Demon Lord, Diablo! [17:44] Varakness     The true Demon Lord, [17:47] Varakness     you say? [17:52] Both     We did it! [18:06] Shera     Diablo! [18:08] Rem     Diablo! [18:09] Horn     Mister! [18:10] Lumachina     Diablo-sama! [18:11] Rose     You handled that easily. [18:12] Shera     That was incredible! [18:12] Horn     That was really great! [18:21] Laminitus     Diablo, you provided the greatest     service in this battle. [18:26] Laminitus     Thank you for saving our city. [18:29] Diablo     I already told you. [18:31] Diablo     I wasn't thinking about protecting     a city of the mortal races. [18:34] Diablo     I simply taught them the     power of the true Demon Lord. [18:39] Laminitus     So you did. [18:41] Shera     So good! [18:42] Rem     That's bad manners, you gluttonous elf. [18:46] Shera     Water! Water! [18:48] Rem     You see? [18:50] Diablo     Where's Horn? [18:52] Lumachina     Oh, she said was going to use the     bathroom before she sat down. [18:56] Shera     Oh, yeah, she was looking a little down. [18:59] Rem     I wonder if her stomach's upset. [19:06] Adventurer     Hey there, Horn! [19:08] Adventurer     I was shocked to learn you're a woman, [19:09] ---     and one of those being     honored for the battle, at that! [19:14] Adventurer     I bet you earned a huge reward, right? [19:16] Adventurer     Hand it over! [19:18] Adventurer     We took you with us on all of     those adventures before, right? [19:22] Horn     I didn't receive any reward! [19:26] Horn     I left before I did. [19:29] Horn     But even if I had, I wouldn't hand it over. [19:31] Horn     I'm not listening to you jerks anymore! [19:34] Adventurer     What was that?! [19:36] Horn     Even the same adventuring     was completely different! [19:39] Horn     I had fun adventuring with all of them! [19:42] Horn     I... [19:43] Horn     I sucked and couldn't do anything, but... [19:46] Adventurer     By "all of them," you mean the     hangers-on with the Head Priest? [19:50] Adventurer     "Honored," my ass! You make me laugh! [19:53] Adventurer     Speaking of them, there's that black     panther woman and that elf with huge tits. [19:57] Adventurer     The women were hot! [19:59] Adventurer     That damn Demon's living it up! [20:02] Adventurer     I bet he spent most of the battle     hiding and quivering in the shadows! [20:09] Horn     Take that back! [20:11] Adventurer     What? [20:12] Horn     D-Don't make fun of my friends! [20:16] Horn     They're all really incredible! [20:19] Horn     And every one of them worked their     hardest to protect this city! [20:23] Horn     Risking their lives! [20:25] Horn     They're nothing like you trash,     extorting money from the weak! [20:31] Adventurer     Oh? [20:32] Adventurer     So those are your final words, huh? [20:37] Horn     If I stayed quiet and let     you insult my friends, [20:42] Horn     I'd never forgive myself! [20:45] Adventurer     Then die! [20:46] Diablo     It reeks. [20:49] Diablo     It reeks of monsters out here. [20:52] Adventurer     Wh-Who are you?! [20:54] Diablo     Horn... [20:56] Diablo     I didn't know monsters showed up     in the middle of the city here. [20:59] Diablo     Though they're all low-level trash mobs. [21:01] Horn     M-Mister! [21:03] Adventurer     You bastard! [21:05] Adventurer     Get him! [21:15] Diablo     This is an exception, got it? [21:18] Horn     I know. [21:21] Horn     I... [21:23] Horn     I... [21:23] Horn     wasn't of any use at all. [21:26] Horn     So I thought I didn't belong there. [21:30] Diablo     No use, huh? [21:33] Diablo     So what? [21:34] Horn     Huh? [21:36] Diablo     Did someone tell you to leave? [21:39] Horn     No... [21:39] Diablo     Then did you want to leave yourself? [21:43] Horn     A-Absolutely not! [21:45] Horn     I wanted... [21:47] Diablo     No one's told you to leave. [21:49] Diablo     And you don't want to leave, either. [21:53] Diablo     So there's no need for you to leave. [21:56] Diablo     Is there anything wrong with that? [21:59] Horn     Th-There isn't. [22:02] Horn     I want to stay with everyone! [22:07] Diablo     Then you should stay with     us as long as you like. [22:10] Horn     O-Okay. [22:11] Diablo     I can't hear you! [22:12] Horn     O-Okay! [22:17] Diablo     What? Are you crying? [22:19] Horn     I-I'm not crying! [22:21] Diablo     You're crying. [22:21] Horn     I'm not crying! [23:55] Klem     These are good! SIGN    Next Episode "Little Demon Lord" [23:56] Klem     Owner, bring out more biscuits! [23:58] Edelgard     Oh! The Demon Lord is finally motivated! [24:02] Galford     I can't turn a blind eye to a Demon Lord      and a Fallen within the city. SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Kantoku E7 - Little Demon Lord Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Diablo     What's that haughty Laminitus     doing in my room? [00:13] Diablo     In that outfit, no less! [00:15] Laminitus     I would like to have you stay here     in Zircon Tower for a long time. [00:24] Diablo     That's a lot to ask, considering... [00:26] Diablo     Lumachina already requested my aid. [00:29] (Flashback) Lumachina     I don't know if the Church can protect people     from the resurrected Demon Lord so long as [00:34] (Flashback) ---     it's in the hands of those     indulging in selfish desires. [00:37] (Flashback) Diablo     What do you intend to do? [00:39] (Flashback) Lumachina     Well, I think I'll return     to the royal capital. [00:42] (Flashback) Diablo     Have you forgotten that     people are after your life? [00:47] (Flashback) Diablo     Do you want to die? [00:49] (Flashback) Lumachina     Diablo-sama! [00:51] (Flashback) Lumachina     Please lend me your power! [00:55] Diablo     I guess I'll just have to go with her. [00:58] Diablo     Now, how to explain that to Laminitus     like a Demon Lord would? [01:02] Diablo     Hmph. My enemy lies in the royal capital. [01:04] Diablo     If you plan to interfere, then I— [01:07] Diablo     Wait, hey! [01:08] Laminitus     There's no need to rush there, right? [01:10] Laminitus     I've prepared a fitting show      of hospitality, you know. [01:14] Diablo     Is this her idea of hospitality?! [01:18] Laminitus     It's so hard, Diablo. [01:20] Diablo     My horns! It's because I have horns! [01:23] Laminitus     You're so strong, Diablo. [01:26] Diablo     M-My body is Level 150... [01:28] Laminitus     I think we can we both enjoy this. [01:31] Laminitus     It's my nature to master everything I do. [01:34] Laminitus     It'll be the best you've ever had. [01:36] Diablo     What will?! [01:39] Laminitus     I'll make sure you don't want to leave me. [01:46] Diablo     I need to run right now! [01:48] Diablo     There's a Fallen outside the window! [01:50] Laminitus     What? [01:52] Laminitus     Diablo? [01:53] Laminitus     Hey! [01:59] Laminitus     I'm not letting you get away next time, [02:01] Laminitus     Diablo. SIGN    Episode 7 "Little Demon Lord" [03:34] Shera     It's Faltra! [03:36] Rem     We finally made it back. [03:38] Rem     I hope Klem and Edelgard are all right. [03:41] Shera     We asked Mei-chan to watch over them,     so I'm sure they're fine. [03:44] Horn     We're heading to the royal capital     as soon as everyone's ready, right? [03:47] Diablo     Yes. [03:48] Diablo     And to that end, we'll first need a carriage. [03:51] Rem     I'll make the arrangements for that. [03:54] Horn     Oh, I'll go with you! [03:57] Shera     What's the matter? [03:59] Lumachina     I'd like to visit the church in this city. [04:03] Shera     Huh? Is that safe? [04:05] Rem     You're being targeted by the     Cardinals who control the Church. [04:11] Rem     The priest here could turn     out to be an enemy, too. [04:14] Lumachina     But there was a battle against the Fallen      recently here in Faltra, and many people... [04:21] Lumachina     I want to offer prayers for their sacrifice. [04:24] Rem     If that's the case... [04:26] Shera     I'll show you the way there! [04:28] Rem     I'll be worried if Shera's     your only guard, though. [04:31] Shera     What?! [04:32] Emile     In that case! [04:35] Emile     If a woman needs protecting,     leave it to me! [04:40] Emile     My name is Emile Bichelberger! [04:43] Emile     I'm an ally to all women! [04:46] Emile     And an ally to allies of women! [04:48] Rose     Master, this human is suspicious. [04:51] Horn     Who's this guy? [04:53] Diablo     Well, he definitely does seem suspicious. [04:56] Lumachina     Could I ask you to protect me? [04:58] Lumachina     I'll be counting on your help. [05:00] Emile     I'm happy you believe in me. [05:03] Emile     I will protect you for sure! [05:05] Sylvie     Hey! [05:06] Sylvie     You shouldn't accept a quest     in the middle of another quest! [05:10] Emile     But Guildmaster... [05:12] Emile     It's defending a woman.     That takes highest priority! [05:15] Sylvie     Honestly... You're in the middle     of sword training, you know. [05:18] Rem     Sylvie, long time no see. [05:21] Shera     We're back! [05:22] Sylvie     Welcome back, Rem-san,     Shera-chan, and Diablo-san! [05:27] Sylvie     You've got even more women     with you again, I see. [05:29] Diablo     There are reasons for that. [05:31] Sylvie     Looks like little has changed, then. [05:33] Sylvie     Oh, by the way, Klem-chan is at a bakery     called Peter's in the southern district. [05:38] Diablo     A bakery? [05:39] Diablo     Is she there to buy biscuits or something? [05:41] Sylvie     No. [05:42] Sylvie     Apparently Edelgard-san started     working there part-time. [05:46] Rem     A Fallen is working part-time at a bakery? [05:51] Rose     Would this be the bakery in question? [05:54] Diablo     Yes. [06:00] Diablo     Wh-What in the world... [06:02] Diablo     is this shady-looking shop?! [06:08] Edelgard     Welcome... [06:09] Edelgard     Welcome home, [06:13] Edelgard     Demon Lord! [06:15] Diablo     Edelgard, you're really     working here part-time? [06:19] Edelgard     I will earn money to pay for     the Demon Lord's biscuits. [06:28] Diablo     She's sure got it rough. [06:29] Mei     Oh, it's Diablo-san! [06:33] Mei     Welcome home, Demon Lord! Nyanya! [06:37] Diablo     You're Mei, the girl from the inn. [06:40] Diablo     What happened to Peace of Mind? [06:43] Mei     We haven't been getting many guests lately. [06:46] Mei     With the rumors about the Demon Lord's     resurrection, fewer people are traveling west. [06:51] Diablo     She has it rough, too. [06:54] Mei     Oh, this is a Fallen café, nya. [06:56] Mei     Relax and enjoy yourself, nya! [06:59] Diablo     A Fallen café? [07:01] Diablo     I get it. That would keep     Edelgard from standing out. [07:03] Peter     Hey, now, stop playing around. [07:06] Edelgard     Boss... [07:08] Peter     We're a normal bakery, you know... [07:11] Peter     But it's all gone crazy since     we hired Edelgard-chan. [07:15] Klem     They're so good! [07:18] Diablo     Wait, Klem, that's where you were? [07:21] Klem     Owner, bring out more biscuits! [07:25] Peter     Jeez... [07:26] Peter     This one's been eating     biscuits since this morning. [07:28] Peter     Eat some bread now and then, too. [07:31] Edelgard     The Demon Lord's orders are absolute. [07:37] Edelgard     Refusing them warrants death. [07:42] Peter     I'll go bake some biscuits! [07:44] Diablo     Hang in there, owner! [07:46] Diablo     World peace rests on this shop's biscuits! [07:50] Klem     I see you've returned safely, Diablo. [07:52] Diablo     I'm still traveling. We're heading     to the royal capital next. [07:55] Klem     Did you butt into some trouble again? [07:58] Diablo     Something like that. [08:01] Klem     Watching you reminds me of the Hero. [08:04] Diablo     That's not funny. [08:06] Diablo     I'm the Demon Lord. [08:08] Diablo     Though in this store, I just look     like a customer who's into the act. [08:13] Klem     So what are you going to     the royal capital for? [08:16] Klem     Is a Demon Lord like you going to side     with that Human who reeks of God? [08:21] Diablo     Hmph. [08:22] Diablo     I'm just going there to     crush some annoying pests. [08:26] Klem     That's exactly what makes     you sound like the Hero. [08:29] Diablo     Huh? [08:31] Klem     Well, just try to be careful. [08:33] Klem     There's an odd presence in the east. [08:36] Klem     It's not a Demon Lord, [08:37] Klem     but it's some kind of great power. [08:40] Diablo     Oh? [08:41] Celes     I'm interested in hearing about that. [08:44] Celes     Long time no see, Diablo-san. [08:47] Diablo     Celestine Baudelaire?! [08:49] Diablo     What are you doing in a place like this? [08:52] Celes     Oh, you know I can't leave this city. [08:55] Celes     So what's wrong with having a little tea? [08:57] Diablo     Yeah, but should the person responsible for     the barrier that keeps monsters out of Faltra [08:59] Klem     The biscuits here are delicious! [09:01] ---     be visiting a café where     the Demon Lord's present? [09:01] Celes     My, perhaps I should try some, then. [09:04] Celes     Oh, actually... I guess it's because [09:08] ---     I asked her to watch over Klem when we left. [09:11] Celes     Klem-chan and I are café buddies. [09:14] Klem     We are! [09:16] Diablo     How peaceful. [09:18] Punk     Hey, hey! [09:19] Punk     Who gave you permission to run a shop here?! [09:23] Punk     You don't think the Measmos     family means business?! [09:26] Peter     H-Heavens, no! [09:27] Punk     Huh?! [09:29] Diablo     Ugh, what's going on now?     I don't want to get involved. [09:32] Punk     Hey, today's your lucky day. [09:35] Punk     We'll sell you this Pig Statue     of Profitable Business [09:37] Punk     that the Mage's Association     created for just 10,000 friths! [09:41] Peter     That's so much money! [09:42] Punk     You know you're happy about it! [09:45] Punk     Come on, buy it! [09:45] Celes     I don't recall us ever making     something in such poor taste. [09:47] Peter     Please, spare me! [09:50] Punk     You think we don't mean business, huh?! [09:50] Edelgard     What a problem. [09:52] Edelgard     Customers are precious. [09:55] Peter     But still... [09:56] Punk     You okay with not being able to do     business anymore? Huh, huh, huh?! [09:56] Mei     So they're finally showing     up around here, too... [09:59] Punk     Come on! [10:00] Diablo     Oh, well... [10:01] Punk     Pay up, damn it! [10:13] Punk     Look! Now you're causing     trouble for your customers! [10:17] Diablo     You idiot! [10:23] Klem     Infinity— [10:26] Diablo     Don't kill him! [10:33] Klem     You imbecile. [10:35] Klem     You've angered a Demon Lord. [10:37] Klem     You should pay for your lack of knowledge     and character with a violent death. [10:37] Punk     My nose is bleeding! [10:43] Klem     Or so I would like to say, [10:44] Klem     but my master has ordered me not     to kill you, so I have to let you off. [10:48] Punk     W-We won't forget this! [10:51] Klem     Who was that? [10:53] Peter     A-A member of the Measmos family. [10:56] Mei     To be blunt, they're a     criminal organization, nya. [10:59] Mei     But they're smart about the way they operate, [11:01] Mei     so the local knights haven't     been able to arrest them. [11:03] Peter     Many people in the city have     suffered at their hands. [11:06] Peter     I have no choice now but to close up shop. [11:11] Klem     But then I won't be able     to eat any biscuits! [11:15] Klem     Damn that Measmos family! [11:17] Klem     I'll exterminate them! [11:20] Diablo     Hey, now... [11:22] Measmos     Oh? There was someone that strong there? [11:25] Punk     My apologies, boss! [11:28] Measmos     Interesting. [11:33] Diablo     Rust Burst! [11:41] Klem     That's a rather plain spell     for you to use, isn't it? [11:44] Klem     What happened to the one     you used against me? [11:48] Diablo     Which one? [11:49] Klem     Apocalypse Abyss, was it? [11:52] Diablo     If I used that one, this whole     area would become a wasteland! [11:56] Diablo     I don't enjoy meaningless      commotion, that's all. [12:00] Flunky     What's all this commotion?! [12:02] Flunky     Which organization are you with?! [12:06] Flunky     Do you realize this belongs     to the Measmos family?! [12:10] Edelgard     You dare defy... [12:14] Edelgard     the Demon Lord? [12:17] Edelgard     I'll kill you! [12:19] Edelgard     I'll kill all of them! [12:22] Flunky     Wh-Who is this?! [12:25] Diablo     This is bad! [12:27] Diablo     If they kill anyone, even villains,     they won't be able to stay in the city! [12:31] Rose     Please wait. [12:33] Rose     You mustn't kill them. [12:35] Diablo     Rose! [12:36] Rose     Death is too lenient for any     fool who dares to defy Master. [12:41] Rose     We must mince their limbs one by one [12:43] Rose     and teach them the full weight     of the sins they've committed. [12:48] Diablo     That's even worse! [12:50] Flunky     Quit screwing around! [12:51] Flunky     Don't underestimate us! [12:54] Diablo     If this keeps going, we're in trouble. [12:56] Diablo     Explosion! [13:04] Flunky     Was that magic? [13:06] Diablo     Hmph. [13:06] Diablo     So slow. [13:08] Diablo     You three stand back. [13:09] Rose     Pardon me. [13:11] Edelgard     No fair! [13:12] Edelgard     I want to get them, too! [13:15] Diablo     But if you do it, you'll kill them! [13:21] Klem     For crying out loud! Where is this Measmos guy? [13:26] Flunky     What power! [13:28] Scarface     My goodness... [13:30] Scarface     I can't believe anyone's dumb     enough to storm the mansion. [13:34] Scarface     Apparently, they don't know     that I've been hired. [13:37] Flunky     Scarface is finally going to act! [13:40] Flunky     Yeah! [13:42] Flunky     He's the living legend who     defeated that Grand Orc in a duel! [13:47] Flunky     He did it barehanded, too! [13:53] Klem     Are you Measmos? [13:56] Scarface     If you can beat me,     I'll tell you where the boss is. [14:00] Klem     You're not Measmos? [14:01] Klem     I came here to see Measmos,     and I keep finding anything but! [14:06] Scarface     It goes against my policy to     hit women and children, [14:09] Scarface     but I'll make exceptions if it's for the job. [14:11] Scarface     I won't hold back! [14:16] Klem     Yah. [14:22] Klem     How was that?! [14:25] Edelgard     Impressive. [14:27] Diablo     You went overboard. [14:29] Rose     I thought we were getting him     to tell us where Measmos is? [14:32] Klem     I screwed up! [14:37] Diablo     Hey! [14:38] Diablo     If you value your life, then answer me. [14:42] Measmos     You still haven't defeated the intruders? [14:45] Flunky     Rest assured, Scarface will     take care of them soon enough. [14:49] Measmos     I thought he was too expensive, [14:51] Measmos     but he's reassuring to have at a time like this. [14:56] Klem     Hey! Is Measmos in here?! [15:02] Measmos     I didn't think you'd make it this far. [15:10] Measmos     Wh-Wh-What organization hired you?! [15:14] Measmos     The Lord? The Commerce Guild? [15:17] Measmos     How much did they pay you?! How much?! [15:17] Diablo     This is their boss? [15:19] Measmos     Tell me! Come on, tell me! [15:19] Diablo     He's just some shabby old dude. [15:21] Measmos     I-I know! Why don't you side with me? [15:24] Measmos     I can pay you! [15:25] Measmos     I'll pay double! [15:26] Klem     I don't care about the organizations     of the mortal races. [15:29] Klem     This is pure retaliation! [15:33] Measmos     Wh-What are you talking about? [15:36] Diablo     Yeah, I guess there's no way he'd understand. [15:38] Diablo     Who'd expect a Demon Lord to attack     in retaliation for ruining her biscuits? [15:43] Klem     I'll slaughter you all! [15:45] Klem     You can regret angering the     Demon Lord in the afterlife! [15:50] Diablo     Oh, no! [15:51] Diablo     Wait! [15:52] Klem     Infinity Detonation! [16:12] Klem     Diablo! Why can I not kill this man, either? [16:18] Diablo     If I said, "Even if they're a villain,     I don't want to see anyone die," [16:22] Diablo     it wouldn't be in character for a Demon Lord. [16:24] Diablo     What do I do? [16:25] Edelgard     Oh, I know. [16:27] Edelgard     We'll mince his limbs... [16:30] Rose     And teach him the weight of his sins. [16:35] Diablo     No! [16:37] Diablo     Don't you dare! [16:39] Diablo     In short, even if we kill him,     his evil deeds won't go away. [16:42] Klem     But wouldn't killing him be quicker? [16:45] Diablo     It's no use! [16:46] Diablo     My party members have nothing     but murder on their minds! [16:50] Edelgard     I know! [16:51] Edelgard     We have him apologize for his crimes! [16:53] Klem     Apologize? [16:54] Klem     Is that really enough? [16:56] Edelgard     The boss taught me to apologize     when I broke the dishes. [17:03] Diablo     Ah, yes! [17:04] Diablo     Exactly! [17:06] Diablo     Have him atone by doing good deeds     equal to the crimes he's committed. [17:09] Klem     Oh, that idea kind of sounds better! [17:12] Klem     That's just like you, Diablo! [17:14] Klem     Did you hear him?! [17:16] Measmos     Yes! I heard him clearly! [17:19] Klem     So as he said, you're going to do good things! [17:22] Measmos     Yes! I'll do good things, as he said! [17:25] Klem     Now you've said it. [17:26] Klem     And if you try to deceive this Demon Lord,     I'll feed you to a hundred monsters, [17:31] Klem     so bear that in mind. [17:40] Klem     Sheesh... Dragging that     God-reeking woman around... [17:46] Rem     You went through all that? [17:48] Lumachina     That sounds rough. [17:50] Horn     But that's the boss for you! [17:53] Shera     Yeah, Hiaflo's infrehifle! [17:56] Galford     Excuse me. [17:58] Crowd     Oh, my... [17:58] Crowd     Galford-sama? [18:00] Crowd     Didn't expect that. [18:02] Diablo     Ack! Galford?! [18:06] Galford     It's been a while, Diablo. [18:08] Diablo     What do you want? I'm eating here. [18:11] Galford     I'm not here for you today. [18:14] Galford     A certain suspicion has been     raised about that child. [18:18] Klem     Huh? Who are you? [18:21] Galford     I'm the Lord in charge of     this Fortress City, Faltra... [18:24] Galford     Chester Ray Galford. [18:27] Klem     Oh? So you're this city's... [18:29] Klem     I see. [18:30] Klem     The biscuits here are delicious! [18:33] Klem     You have my praise! [18:34] Galford     One of my subordinates undercover     with a certain organization [18:37] ---     delivered an intriguing report. [18:40] Galford     He said a young girl attacked the organization     with magic he'd never seen before, [18:44] Galford     and claimed she was a Demon Lord. [18:48] Galford     Is that true? [18:49] Diablo     He had men undercover     with the Measmos family? [18:52] Diablo     You're that passionate     about your work, Galford? [18:56] Rem     Lord, Klem is still a child! [18:59] Galford     I know. [19:00] Galford     I don't intend to accept     every report as fact. [19:04] Rem     Then... [19:04] Galford     I'll conduct a thorough investigation     at our military facility. [19:08] Galford     Surely you won't refuse, right? [19:11] Rem     Th-That's... [19:15] Diablo     Do you intend to take action against me? [19:18] Galford     I would prefer not to... [19:20] Galford     But I can't turn a blind eye to a     Demon Lord and Fallen within the city. [19:25] Galford     Even if it costs my life. [19:30] Mei     Um... [19:32] Galford     What? [19:33] Mei     Excuse me for interrupting, nya. [19:35] Mei     The owner of the bakery's here for Klem-chan. [19:38] Peter     Hello. [19:39] Klem     Oh, Owner! What did you need? [19:42] Peter     Well, we had a messenger from the     Measmos family come by after that, [19:45] Peter     and they said they won't     demand tribute anymore. [19:48] Peter     They even left money in apology. [19:51] Peter     They said it was a promise to you, Klem-chan. [19:54] Peter     Now I can keep the shop going! [19:57] Peter     Thank you so much! [19:59] Klem     I see, I see. [20:01] Klem     Well, Diablo's the one who     encouraged them to do that. [20:04] Diablo     Oh, I didn't do anything. [20:07] Peter     Come by our shop again, Demon Lord! [20:11] Peter     Oh, Galford-sama... [20:13] Peter     Demon Lord is just a name     we use for fun in the shop. [20:17] Galford     For fun? [20:19] Celes     Oh, my... [20:20] Celes     The Lord. [20:22] Galford     Celestine Baudelaire? [20:25] Galford     Should you be walking around at night? [20:27] Celes     Tonight is special. [20:29] Celes     I wanted to thank Klem-chan. [20:32] Celes     The people who pretended to be with the     Mage's Association to sell things like this [20:35] ---     came by to apologize. [20:37] Celes     Looks like it was thanks to you. [20:39] Celes     Thank you. [20:41] Klem     I see, I see. [20:44] Mei     Um... [20:46] Galford     Is there still more? [20:49] Mei     Nyan! [20:51] Mei     There are a lot more people who     came here to say thank you, nya! [20:54] Townsfolk     She saved us! [20:54] Mei     Can I let them in, nya? [20:55] Townsfolk     Those men won't be coming     to our shop anymore! [20:59] Both     Yo! Yo! [21:01] DJKoo     You helped and saved and     spared our shop too, hoo! [21:06] DJMotsu     A banging thank you! I love you! [21:09] DJKoo     Klem-chan rules! [21:11] DJMotsu     Yo! [21:16] Galford     I think I'll take my leave. [21:17] Rem     Huh?! [21:18] Rem     U-Um, but why? [21:21] Galford     There's no Demon Lord who would earn     such gratitude from so many citizens. [21:26] Galford     And I don't have enough time to spare      for investigating impossible suspicions. [21:36] Diablo     Thank goodness. [21:40] Lumachina     Thank you for all your help, [21:42] Lumachina     adventurer Emile Bichelberger. [21:46] Emile     It's a shame I can't go with you! [21:48] Emile     Please be well. [21:49] Rem     That's the Head Priest for you. [21:51] Shera     She didn't falter at all. [21:52] Slyvie     I'm sure it'll be difficult,     but good luck, Diablo-san. [21:56] Diablo     Hmph. I'm the Demon Lord. [21:58] Diablo     It won't be a problem. [22:02] Lumachina     Now, let's set out! [22:04] Lumachina     To the Great Cathedral of the     royal capital, Seven Wall! [22:11] Vishos     Oh? So Lumachina's still alive. [22:15] Grun     Yes. [22:16] Vishos     Well, no matter. [22:18] Vishos     She won't make it in time now. [23:55] Alicia     This world needs a purge brought     about by a Demon Lord! Right now! SIGN    Next Episode "Visit to the Royal Capital" [23:58] Vishos     Welcome home, Lumachina-sama. [24:01] Lumachina     No matter how great the cost, you must     repent for the sins you've committed! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Asanagi E8 - Visit to the Royal Capital Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Rem     I can't go on any longer. [00:09] Rem     Go on... without... [00:18] Shera     Rem! [00:18] Lumachina     Rem-san! [00:24] Shera     Outside! Outside! [00:25] Lumachina     Is she all right? [00:26] Diablo     Well, it's nothing new. [00:28] Horn     Still, that's some awful motion sickness. [00:32] Rem     I can't take this! [00:34] Horn     Oh, Mister! [00:35] Horn     You can see it now! [00:39] Diablo     So that's the royal capital, [00:42] Diablo     Seven Wall. [00:45] Soldier     What's your business here?! [00:47] Soldier     A shady man with horns? [00:50] Soldier     You're not a Fallen, are you?! [00:52] Diablo     Come on, they surrounded us? [00:55] Diablo     Lumachina's with us,     so I don't want any commotion here. [00:58] Soldier     Hey, you there, woman! [01:01] Soldier     Remove your hood and reveal your face! [01:03] Diablo     Oh, well. I'll just intimidate them a bit. [01:08] Diablo     If you're pointing a spear at me, I assume     you're prepared for the consequences. [01:15] Soldier     Wh-Why, you... [01:18] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [01:20] Diablo     I can't back down. [01:22] Diablo     Well, I have no choice now... [01:24] Alicia     Please wait. [01:27] Alicia     Could you let those people through? [01:33] Diablo     You're... [01:35] Alicia     It's been a long time. [01:36] Alicia     I received Rem-sama's letter, and I've     been waiting for you, Diablo-sama. [01:43] Diablo     Alicia? SIGN    Episode 8 "Visit to the Royal Capital" [03:16] Horn     Incredible! [03:18] Shera     You can see the whole capital from here! [03:21] Horn     It's amazing! [03:23] Alicia     Please use this inn however you like     during your stay in the royal capital. [03:27] Rem     Um, Alicia, we appreciate your kindness... [03:32] Rem     But if we stay in a place like this,     we'll run out of money fast. [03:35] Alicia     You needn't worry about that. [03:38] Alicia     Just leave it all to me. [03:40] Rem     Huh? Then... [03:42] Alicia     Yes. [03:42] Alicia     If Diablo-sama wished it,     I would buy this inn outright. [03:47] Rem     Wh-What... did she... say? [03:50] Lumachina     Rem-san! [03:51] Daiblo     Hmm... Well said. [03:53] Daiblo     Damn! Just how rich is Alicia?! [03:57] Alicia     I apologize for the delayed     introduction, Head Priest. [04:02] Alicia     I am Alicia Cristela, an Imperial Knight. [04:05] Alicia     It's an honor to meet you. [04:07] Lumachina     Thank you for your assistance at the gate. [04:10] Alicia     I'm glad to have been of service. [04:13] Rose     Excuse me, but... [04:15] Rose     What is your relationship to my master? [04:19] Alicia     And you are? [04:20] Rose     My entire being exists to serve my master. [04:26] Diablo     Sh-Shoot! [04:28] Diablo     Alicia is a Demon Lord worshiper [04:30] ---     who put our lives in danger     to resurrect the Demon Lord. [04:35] Diablo     Even though she's sworn loyalty to     me now, if Rose learns about that... [04:40] Diablo     Rose, you don't need to pry. [04:42] Alicia     If he asked me to die... [04:44] Alicia     If he asked me to die, then I would die. [04:46] Alicia     Does that explanation suffice? [04:49] Rose     Then it would be correct to recognize     you as one of my master's possessions? [04:55] Alicia     Unless he has forsaken me. [05:00] Rose     Understood. [05:02] Rose     Then I shall I recognize you     as one of Master's possessions. [05:07] Alicia     Thank you. [05:08] Alicia     And you must be Horn-san, then. [05:11] Alicia     I heard you recently joined his companions. [05:12] Diablo     She got past Rose so easily... [05:13] Horn     That's right! I'm Horn! [05:14] Diablo     Her communication skills are scary! [05:18] Shera     I can't go on any longer. [05:20] Shera     Farewell! [05:22] Shera     Thank you... for everything... [05:28] Horn     It hurts. [05:29] Horn     I can't eat any more. [05:32] Shera     Me neither. [05:33] Rem     Good grief. [05:34] Lumachina     Even my healing can't help with this. [05:36] Horn     I wanted to eat a lot so I can become big and     strong like you, Mister, and help out more. [05:42] Rem     Grasswalkers will always look like children,      even after reaching adulthood. [05:46] Horn     I know that's true, but... [05:49] Diablo     Well, just take your time     and serve me faithfully. [05:52] Rose     If my master desires it, [05:55] Rose     then as much as I wouldn't like it, [05:58] Rose     there is a way to empower her. [06:01] Horn     Empower me? [06:04] Rose     If you place this treasure around your neck, [06:06] Rose     it will form a Master-Servant Pact      with my master, [06:09] Rose     and the Servant's abilities     will be empowered, too. [06:12] Horn     A Master-Servant Pact? [06:15] Horn     Sounds nice. [06:16] Horn     A pact with him, huh? [06:19] Rem     Hold on a minute. [06:20] Rem     Doesn't the servant who forges that     pact die when the master does? [06:25] Diablo     Please let me go to heaven! [06:26] Horn     I-I'll die?! [06:29] Rose     What's the problem with that? [06:31] Rose     My master possesses unparalleled power, [06:34] Rose     so becoming his servant would grant     more benefits than words can explain. [06:39] Horn     I'd become that powerful? [06:40] Horn     But I'd die... [06:43] Rem     Listen carefully, Horn. [06:44] Rem     Once you forge that pact,     there's no way to go back. [06:47] Rem     Also, how will you go about finding work [06:49] Rem     or someone to marry you in the future     if you have a collar around your neck? [06:58] Rem     What are you going to do? [07:02] Shera     Marriage? [07:05] Horn     I... [07:07] Diablo     What? [07:13] Rose     I take it back. [07:15] Rose     The idea of letting riffraff get close     to my master is outrageous! [07:20] Alicia     I've arranged sleeping     chambers for each of you. [07:23] Alicia     It might be a little cramped     for you, Diablo-sama. [07:26] Alicia     Please forgive me. [07:27] Diablo     No, it won't be a problem. [07:29] Diablo     This is practically a king's bedroom. [07:33] Diablo     So it seems you've already     surmised the general situation. [07:36] Alicia     Yes. [07:37] Alicia     Diablo-sama, might I draw closer to you? [07:41] Diablo     Yes, I'll allow it. [07:43] Alicia     Pardon me. [07:47] Diablo     Uh... [07:48] Diablo     She's getting this close? [07:50] Alicia     You've come to the royal capital     because of Lumachina-sama, yes? [07:54] Diablo     Y-Yes. [07:56] Alicia     The king hasn't learned that     I plotted to resurrect the Demon Lord, [08:01] Alicia     but I was held responsible for     my absence during the emergency, [08:04] Alicia     so I'm currently under confinement. [08:07] Alicia     But I believe I can prove     useful to you, Diablo-sama. [08:11] Alicia     Please tell me the details. [08:15] Diablo     She's a virgin killer! [08:17] Diablo     She manages to look innocent     instead of slutty [08:19] ---     while making such a strong appeal     with her feminine features! [08:23] Diablo     She's a true virgin killer! [08:25] Diablo     Alicia is to be feared! [08:27] Rem     What's the matter, you two? [08:29] Horn     Uh, the room was too big. [08:32] Shera     Yeah, I couldn't relax in there. [08:35] Shera     Want to sleep together? [08:36] Horn     Shall we? [08:39] Alicia     So the Head Cardinal, Vishos... [08:42] Alicia     He sought Lumachina-sama's life, too. [08:45] Alicia     The mortal races truly are disgusting. [08:47] Alicia     Even the Church that believes in God... [08:50] Diablo     Naturally, we'll need to make     them pay for their crimes. [08:53] Alicia     Yes. [08:54] Alicia     I can gather evidence of their wrongdoing,     as you've requested. [08:58] Alicia     But... [09:00] Alicia     It's unlikely we can make     them answer for their crimes. [09:03] Diablo     What do you mean? [09:04] Alicia     The kingdom is unable to interfere     in the Church's internal affairs. [09:08] Alicia     So it won't be able to sentence     Vishos and the other Cardinals. [09:15] Alicia     This is why we need your power, Diablo-sama. [09:20] Diablo     Huh? [09:21] Alicia     Enact a bloody purge! [09:23] Alicia     Use your power to bring the     iron hammer of justice down [09:27] ---     upon those fiends in human skin, [09:29] Alicia     and restore this world to its proper state! [09:33] Alicia     Bring their demise! [09:34] Alicia     Bring about the great demise! [09:36] Alicia     Please, Diablo-sama! [09:41] Diablo     This woman is crazy! [09:46] Alicia     Please forgive my rudeness. [09:49] Alicia     I will do everything I can     to investigate the Church. [09:53] Diablo     Good. [09:54] Diablo     I'm kind of beat now. [09:56] Diablo     Time to sleep. [10:04] Shera     Diablo... [10:14] Diablo     R-Rose?! [10:15] Rose     Are you awake, my master? [10:19] Diablo     Replenishing your magic power? [10:21] Rose     Yes. [10:21] Rose     I can recover my magic power [10:24] Rose     by staying in the dungeon or     staying by your side, Master. SIGN    <> [10:28] Rose     Up until now, I've received magic power     a bit at a time by staying near you, SIGN    <> SIGN    <> SIGN    <> [10:33] Rose     but I finally... [10:34] Rose     Beep, beep! [10:35] Rose     Charge is currently at 30%. [10:38] Rose     We recommend switching to low-power mode. [10:41] Rose     ...reached that point. [10:43] Diablo     Why didn't you say something sooner? [10:46] Rose     I didn't want to burden you, [10:49] Rose     so every night, I waited     until after you went to bed [10:52] Rose     and quietly rested at your side, [10:55] Rose     but apparently I don't     recharge when you're asleep. [10:58] Diablo     You've been there this entire time?! [11:01] Rose     So I... [11:03] Rose     I... [11:05] Rose     I... [11:07] Rose     propose high-speed charging! [11:10] Diablo     "High-speed"? What do you mean? [11:13] Rose     Well, in just 30 minutes of action, I can     recover a week's worth of Master's energy— [11:19] Rose     I mean, magic power. [11:22] Diablo     Okay, what do we need to do? [11:25] Rose     I-I... [11:29] Rose     I'll receive magic power through contact! [11:32] Diablo     Contact? All right. [11:34] Diablo     So where do we do this? [11:35] Diablo     Does the bed work? [11:37] Rose     No, the bed is... [11:38] Diablo     Shit! [11:40] Diablo     I can't believe I just invited     a woman to join me in bed! [11:42] Diablo     And she shot me down, too! [11:44] Rose     I'm heavy, so if I climbed into bed, it would... [11:47] Diablo     R-Right, her body is mechanical. [11:51] Diablo     All right. Tell me what     you would like me to do. [11:54] Rose     Th-Then if you'll pardon me... [12:01] Diablo     H-Hey, Rose?! [12:02] Diablo     What are you... [12:09] Rose     Master, please charge me like this. [12:14] Rose     Please bless me with your magic power. [12:18] Diablo     Rose, do you really need that?! [12:21] Rose     I don't have any experience either,     so I'm not sure... [12:26] Rose     B-But if I could have a part of your     body make contact with my own, then... [12:33] Diablo     A p-part? Which part? [12:39] Diablo     All right! Prepare yourself! [12:45] Diablo     S-So soft! [12:48] Diablo     Where? [12:49] Diablo     Where do I... [12:53] Diablo     Here? Is it here? [12:56] Rose     A-A little further down! [12:59] Diablo     I-It's awfully narrow. [13:02] Diablo     Here?! [13:05] Rose     Master, go deeper! [13:08] Diablo     Deeper, right? [13:10] Diablo     Just do it the same way as when     I poured magic power into Rem! [13:17] Diablo     Master, you're hitting it! [13:22] Diablo     Okay, here I go, Rose! [13:24] Rose     Okay! [13:27] Rose     My master! [13:36] Diablo     H-Hey, Rose, what's wrong?! [13:39] Rose     Beep, beep. [13:40] Rose     Charge is currently at 120%. [13:45] Diablo     Good grief... [13:46] Diablo     All filled up now, Rose? [13:48] Diablo     Good for you. [13:51] Alicia     Diablo-sama, [13:53] Alicia     these are records of the Church's     financial dealings for these past few years, [13:57] Alicia     and evidence of their various wrongdoings. [13:59] Diablo     You gathered this much? How? [14:02] Alicia     Well, I bought off the White Masks. [14:07] Lumachina     The White Masks? [14:08] Diablo     What are those? [14:10] Lumachina     They're the believers of great faith     who are permitted to enter the sanctuary. [14:16] Lumachina     You really bought off those people? [14:18] Alicia     Unfortunately. [14:20] Alicia     When I told them I would buy evidence     of bribery, many of the White Masks... [14:25] Alicia     According to these documents,     Vishos and those serving under him [14:28] Alicia     have been using a majority of the donations     from believers as their personal funds. [14:32] Rem     That's awful. [14:33] Alicia     That's not all, either. [14:35] Alicia     Just as Vishos has tried     to kill Lumachina-sama, [14:39] Alicia     he has killed many who     got in their way already. [14:44] Shera     Th-That's terrible! [14:45] Shera     Unforgivable, even! [14:46] Lumachina     God's... [14:48] Lumachina     God's own servants have     taken the lives of others? [14:53] Lumachina     And yet I... [14:55] Lumachina     I never knew about any of it. [15:00] Rem     Lumachina... [15:02] Lumachina     I'm mad! [15:04] Lumachina     I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad... [15:07] Lumachina     I'm mad! [15:08] Alicia     Now do you understand? [15:11] Alicia     The mortal races are disgusting things. [15:14] Alicia     Ruin is the only path to their salvation! [15:18] Alicia     This world needs a purge brought     about by a Demon Lord! [15:21] Alicia     Now bring the bloody purge— [15:22] Diablo     Stop it. [15:25] Alicia     P-Pardon me. [15:26] Alicia     But Diablo-sama, [15:28] Alicia     even though we have all this evidence,      the law cannot punish him. [15:31] Alicia     We need your power to... [15:34] Diablo     Good grief... I guess it's come to this. [15:37] Diablo     Things might get a bit rough. [15:40] Horn     Our turn's finally up! [15:41] Rem     Facing the church, huh? [15:43] Shera     Yeah! We can't let them do this! [15:47] Lumachina     Please wait, Diablo-sama. [15:51] Lumachina     Would you please grant     me just one more chance? [15:55] Diablo     What do you intend to do? [15:57] Lumachina     I'm going to march to the Cathedral     with this evidence in hand, [16:01] Lumachina     confront Vishos and his subordinates, [16:04] Lumachina     and pronounce their excommunication. [16:07] Diablo     She still insists on punishing     them through proper means, huh? [16:11] Diablo     That's just the kind of woman she is. [16:14] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [16:16] Diablo     Very well. You can give it a shot. [16:19] Alicia     Head Priest, [16:21] Alicia     this is as far as I can go with you. [16:24] Alicia     Please allow me to ask one last question. [16:27] Alicia     Do you believe the mortal     races are worth saving? [16:33] Lumachina     That is for God to decide. [16:37] Lumachina     But it makes me happy when people are     able to live with a sense of salvation. [16:45] Alicia     I see. [16:47] Alicia     The church is six blocks away from the inn. [16:51] Alicia     These are the outfits worn by believers. [16:55] Alicia     If you wear them, you should be able to     get close to the sanctuary without trouble. [17:00] Lumachina     Once we cross this bridge,     we'll be in the church's district. [17:04] Lumachina     While there's no roof, [17:05] Lumachina     it's as holy a place as the     inside of the cathedral. [17:11] Lumachina     Those who live here, and those who work here, [17:14] Lumachina     are all ardent believers. [17:18] Shera     That's the cathedral? [17:20] Horn     It's more lackluster than I expected. [17:22] Horn     Mister? [17:24] Diablo     No, look up. [17:27] Three     Huh?! [17:30] Shera     Th-That's the sanctuary?! [17:32] Horn     I-It's floating! It's floating! [17:36] Lumachina     Vishos and his subordinates are     up there in the sky, too. [17:39] Diablo     How do we get there? [17:40] Lumachina     We'll use the floating passage. [17:42] Sanro     Pardon me, but are you pilgrims? [17:46] Sanro     Please, allow me to offer you some prayers. [17:48] Diablo     Sorry, but we're in a hurry. [17:50] Sanro     Huh? [17:51] Sanro     You're turning down prayers? [17:57] Diablo     Sh-Shit! [17:58] Diablo     I responded like he was one of those     marketers outside a train station! [18:03] Rem     Please forgive our rudeness. [18:05] Rem     We've just traveled here from     the old Demon Lord's Domain. [18:09] Rem     We're just so eager, you see. [18:11] Sanro     That's quite the long journey! [18:14] Sanro     Everyone! [18:15] Sanro     Let us offer prayers to     these faithful believers [18:17] ---     who have visited from the     old Demon Lord's Domain, [18:19] Sanro     and build our faith together! [18:22] Diablo     H-Hey! [18:24] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [18:26] Lumachina     To the faithful, prayers are     as important as breathing. [18:31] Lumachina     Please... [18:32] Believers     God, grant these people your blessings. [18:32] Believers     Let your love and mercy be with them. [18:36] Diablo     Well, now I'm stuck... [18:49] Lumachina     Vishos... [18:50] Believer     Vishos-sama?! [18:51] Believer     It's Vishos-sama! [18:55] Sanro     Vishos-sama? [19:06] Vishos     Welcome home. [19:07] Vishos     We've been waiting for you, [19:10] Vishos     Head Priest Lumachina. [19:19] Sanro     Th-This woman's the Head Priest? [19:26] Believer     The Head Priest! [19:28] Believer     Oh! [19:29] Believer     What a miracle! [19:30] Believer     The Head Priest! [19:32] Lumachina     Vishos, someone tried to kill me     when I went to Zircon Tower. [19:37] Vishos     That's terrible! [19:39] Lumachina     That man was the Paladin, Gewalt, [19:43] Lumachina     and Vishos, that assassin was sent by you! [19:48] Lumachina     And now, in the carriage behind me,      I've gathered evidence [19:53] Lumachina     that all of you have killed many others,     along with financial records of your bribery. [19:57] Lumachina     So I hereby pronounce: [19:59] Lumachina     Head Cardinal Vishos and those     Cardinals serving under him [20:06] Lumachina     are hereby excommunicated. [20:09] Believer     E-Excommunicated?! [20:10] Believer     Vishos-sama is?! [20:11] Believer     What?! [20:13] Diablo     Well said. [20:15] Vishos     How deplorable. [20:18] Vishos     It would seem the duties of     Head Priest were too much [20:22] ---     for a young, growing woman who wants to play. [20:25] Vishos     After abandoning your duties, [20:27] Vishos     engaging in all manner of debauchery, [20:29] Vishos     and returning with such     shady individuals in tow, [20:33] Vishos     you've created such fake evidence     to attempt to cast us out? [20:37] Lumachina     What?! [20:39] Lumachina     You would call my claims lies and falsehoods? [20:41] Lumachina     Your wrongdoing— [20:43] Vishos     There's no way such things could happen! [20:46] Vishos     If those things were to happen, [20:48] Vishos     the church would lose all significance, [20:50] Vishos     and the faith built up by our believers     would lose all meaning, would it not?! [20:58] Lumachina     No matter how great the cost, you must     repent for the sins you've committed! [21:03] Vishos     Absolutely right, Head Priest—     no, former Head Priest! [21:09] Vishos     You've abandoned your duties     and hidden your whereabouts! [21:13] Vishos     Now you seek to destroy the very church     itself to cover your sloth and debauchery! [21:20] Lumachina     H-How could you... [21:22] Shera     R-Rem... [21:24] Rem     Yeah, I don't like where this is going. [21:26] Rem     Diablo... [21:28] Diablo     Lumachina... [21:30] Diablo     If you get emotional now, you'll lose. [21:33] Diablo     Bear with it. [21:35] Diablo     Don't. [21:36] Diablo     Don't cry... [21:44] Vishos     Lumachina Weselia! [21:46] Vishos     You should resign from your     position as Head Priest [21:48] Vishos     and repent for your sin     of abandoning your duty! [21:53] Lumachina     B-But... [21:55] Vishos     Now! [21:56] Vishos     Seize this sinner and her companions! [22:11] Horn     Th-Th-There are so many Paladins! [22:13] Horn     Wh-Wh-What do we do?! [22:15] Vishos     My believers, this is a great act of faith. [22:19] Vishos     Now, seize those people! [22:27] Rem     L-Let go of me! [22:29] Shera     Diablo! [22:31] Horn     I-I can't! [22:33] Horn     I can't take this! [22:41] Diablo     I don't want to, but I guess      I'll mow them down. [22:44] Lumachina     You mustn't. [22:45] Diablo     You lost the debate! [22:47] Diablo     That only leaves fighting! [22:50] Lumachina     Even so, we can't allow blood     to be spilled at the cathedral! [23:00] Diablo     Are you sure about this? [23:01] Lumachina     If it will save everyone else... [23:05] Diablo     You would say that. [23:07] Diablo     Then at least go on your own two feet! [23:11] Diablo     Lightning Strike! [23:18] Diablo     If you don't want to die,     then make way for her! [23:26] Lumachina     Thank you for the prayers     you offered earlier. [23:30] Lumachina     May God's blessings be upon all of you, as well. [23:55] Vishos     Soon even God will be within my grasp! SIGN    Next Episode "Storm the Church" [23:58] Diablo     I'll dole out punishment to those     of you who have lost faith in God! [24:01] Diablo     All of you can face the same death! [24:03] Lumachina     Diablo-sama, grant us judgment for our sins. SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Shimahara E9 - Storm the Church Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Vishos     Please rest assured. [00:09] Vishos     We will not place the great Head Priest [00:12] Vishos     in a confession chamber like     we will these people here. [00:18] Vishos     So please relax and wait in a different,     more comfortable room... [00:23] Vishos     until it's time for your execution. [00:27] Lumachina     Vishos... [00:29] Lumachina     May God have mercy on you. [00:33] Vishos     Take them away! [00:35] WhiteMasks     Yes, sir. [00:37] Vishos     Head Priest, [00:39] Vishos     I will never beg God's forgiveness. [00:42] Vishos     Soon, even God will be under my control. [00:45] Horn     I-I have to escape! [00:47] Horn     I have to escape before     the pursuers come for me! [00:50] Horn     Mister's with everyone else, so they'll be fine. [00:54] Horn     They'll be fine! [00:58] Horn     This is something I brought with     me from Mister's treasure vault. [01:03] Horn     That adventure really was     like a dream come true. [01:07] Horn     It was the best. [01:10] Horn     B-But they're all... [01:15] Horn     They're all my friends! [01:18] Babalon     You wanna save 'em, then? [01:20] Horn     Of course I do! [01:24] Horn     Wh-Who was that?! [01:25] Babalon     Here, down here! [01:31] Babalon     Hi! SIGN    Episode 9 "Storm the Church" [03:07] Horn     Wh-Who are you?! [03:09] Babalon     Jeez! [03:11] Babalon     How rude! [03:13] Babalon     You're looking at the awesome Level-Up     Goddess that dwells within the Holy Grail, [03:17] Babalon     the great Babalon! [03:19] Horn     Huh? [03:21] Horn     Th-This is the Holy Grail?! [03:23] Babalon     Yup! [03:25] Horn     Did you just say you're the Level-Up Goddess? [03:28] Babalon     That I did. [03:30] Babalon     Your level's, uh... 20. [03:34] Babalon     So low! [03:35] Babalon     With a level that low, it'll be easy     to pop some level-ups your way. [03:41] Horn     Huh? Seriously?! [03:43] Horn     Then I could go rescue everyone?! [03:45] Horn     Hurry! Hurry up and do it! [03:47] Babalon     I don't know if I'm feeling it     when you demand it like that. [03:52] Horn     A-All right! [03:54] Horn     Okay! [03:57] Horn     Please! [04:00] Babalon     H-Hey! [04:01] Babalon     Doesn't that hurt? [04:04] Horn     It'll hurt even worse if     I abandon everyone and flee! [04:09] Horn     It hurts! In my heart, not my head! [04:13] Babalon     F-Fine! I understand how you feel! [04:16] Horn     Really?! [04:17] Babalon     Well, I did receive your     offering already, anyway. [04:22] Horn     Offering? [04:24] Babalon     To maintain this beauty, [04:26] Babalon     I need fresh blood from a maiden. [04:31] Babalon     Yours did have a rather odd flavor,     but it was warm and yummy. [04:41] (Flashback) Diablo     They're all rare items. [04:42] (Flashback) Rem     Yes... [04:43] (Flashback) Rem     Thank you very much. [04:44] (Flashback) Horn     H-Hey... [04:46] (Flashback) Horn     Wh-Where's the bathroom? [04:49] (Flashback) Rose     What a foolish question. [04:52] (Flashback) Rose     This is the Demon Lord's castle. [04:54] (Flashback) Rose     There's no such unclean     thing here, of course. [05:01] (Flashback) Horn     What a terrifying place! [05:04] (Flashback) Diablo     What's the matter, Horn? [05:05] (Flashback) Horn     Oh, uh... It's nothing! [05:10] (Flashback) Horn     N-Not good, not good! [05:22] (Flashback) Horn     Huh? [05:24] Horn     So that's why... [05:28] Horn     my pee disappeared. [05:30] Babalon     So in return for that fresh blood, [05:33] Babalon     I can make a miracle happen! [05:36] Horn     R-Really?! [05:39] Horn     I'll never tell her that wasn't blood. [05:42] Babalon     Ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba... Babalon! [05:56] Horn     Did I level up? From that? [05:59] Babalon     Looks like it failed! [06:03] Horn     What do you mean?! Are you scamming me?! [06:07] Babalon     I dunno why it didn't work, either. [06:10] Babalon     This, like, totally sucks. [06:12] Horn     No way! [06:14] Horn     Wait! Is it because it wasn't blood? [06:17] Babalon     Well, there's another way to do it. [06:20] Horn     Another way? [06:21] Babalon     I can feel the presence of a super     level-up in the next room over. [06:28] Horn     If I put the treasure Rose     brought around my neck, [06:31] Horn     I'll forge a Master-Servant     Pact with Mister and level up! [06:37] Horn     There it is! [06:39] Horn     This is it! [06:41] Babalon     That's a super level-up item. [06:44] Babalon     However... [06:45] Babalon     It comes with pretty hardcore restrictions. [06:48] Rem     Doesn't the servant who forges that     pact die when the master does? [07:01] Horn     I don't care about my lifespan! [07:06] Horn     Here goes! [07:10] Rem     So what do we plan to do now? [07:13] Shera     Diablo? [07:14] Rose     Master, I can destroy that door     at any time if you order it. [07:20] Diablo     Lumachina doesn't want us     to do something like that. [07:30] Paladin     Can't believe I'm on guard     duty on a day like this. [07:33] Paladin     We've got bad luck. [07:34] Horn     Um, do you guys have a moment? [07:37] Horn     Um, well... [07:39] Horn     Will this work? [07:41] Babalon     It'll be fine! [07:43] Paladin     Wha... Hey, you! [07:45] Paladin     You were with the Head Priest! [07:47] Horn     H-Huh?! [08:02] Paladin     Y-Young lady! [08:04] Paladin     So cute! [08:06] Horn     Wh-What is this? [08:08] Babalon     That's your new power, [08:11] Babalon     the power of Charm! [08:12] Babalon     You're so popular now, Horn-chan! [08:16] Horn     Wh-What kind of ability is this? [08:20] Horn     U-Um, I'd like you to tell me where my     friends and Lumachina are being held. [08:27] Both     Huh? [08:29] Babalon     Say it cuter! [08:32] Babalon     If you leave a weak impression,     the effect will wear off quick! [08:35] Horn     B-But... [08:38] Horn     Th-This is to help everyone... [08:43] Horn     Hey, big guys, tell me where everyone is? [08:48] Paladin     Th-Th-They're in the Great     Cathedral's confession chamber. [08:52] Paladin     Yeah! Your friends are all in Chamber 13. [08:57] Horn     Thank you! [08:59] Horn     I want to die. [09:01] Horn     Then what about Lumachina-san? [09:05] Paladin     Sh-She was taken somewhere else. [09:10] Paladin     But we don't know where. [09:11] Horn     Really? [09:14] Horn     I want to die. [09:16] Horn     Well, I'm going to ride     that into the sanctuary. [09:20] Horn     Don't tell anyone, okay? [09:22] Horn     Please! [09:24] Horn     Kiss! [09:30] Babalon     That was awesome, Horn-chan! [09:32] Babalon     I'll grant you the title of "Man Killer"! [09:36] Horn     I don't want that shit. [09:45] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [09:50] Horn     I go through this passage, [09:52] Horn     then turn right at the corner,     and go up the stairs at the end... [09:56] Horn     Huh? [09:57] Horn     Why do I know the map of this place? [09:59] Babalon     Of course you'd know. [10:01] Babalon     You're Level 80. [10:03] Horn     H-Huh?! [10:05] Horn     L-Level 80?! [10:07] Horn     S-Seriously?! [10:09] Horn     The most powerful Warrior     in town was Level 80! [10:13] Babalon     Yay! Now you're even! [10:16] Horn     You're taking this lightly. [10:18] WhiteMask     Who's there?! [10:19] WhiteMask     Who are you?! [10:23] Horn     Hey, big guys, let me through! [10:29] WhiteMask     Go ahead. [10:30] WhtieMask     Go on through. [10:32] Babalon     Awesome! [10:33] Horn     I want to die. [10:38] Shera     I'm hungry. [10:41] Rem     Good grief. Act like you're under stress,      you peckish elf. [10:45] Horn     Mister! Everyone! [10:48] Diablo     Horn?! [10:48] Horn     That's right! It's me! [10:50] Shera     Horn-chan! [10:52] Rem     You're safe! [10:53] Diablo     You're... [10:54] Horn     Mister, everyone... [10:58] Horn     I-I'm opening this up now! [11:01] Grun     Book of Helena, Chapter 3,     Verse 4: "The Merciless Claws." [11:20] Babalon     Horn-chan! [11:22] Horn     I don't want to die... [11:25] Rem     Horn! [11:25] Shera     Horn-chan! [11:27] Grun     Please don't take this personally. [11:30] Grun     I have nothing against you,     but I'm under orders from Vishos. [11:34] Grun     Book of Helena, Chapter 5,     Verse 2: "The Starved Wolf"! [11:48] Babalon     Horn-chan! Horn-chan! [11:51] Both     Diablo! [11:52] Diablo     Step aside. [11:54] Diablo     Corrode away! Rust Burst! [12:03] Grun     Oh? [12:05] Diablo     I won't allow you to damage     my property any further, [12:11] Diablo     you bratty Paladin! [12:15] Grun     Who are you calling a brat? [12:17] Grun     I turned 60 this year, you youngster. [12:20] Horn     H-Hey... [12:22] Horn     You were able to get free on your own? [12:26] Diablo     Just you wait. [12:28] Diablo     I'll make you regret making     an enemy out of me. [12:33] Babalon     Please help Horn-chan! [12:35] Grun     What was that? [12:38] Grun     It seems you don't understand     your position here. [12:44] Rem     Come forth, Saber Tiger! [12:54] Rem     I won't let you get in Diablo's way! [12:56] Grun     Do you think you can fight me? [12:59] Shera     Of course we can! [13:01] Grun     Book of Frey, Chapter 2, Verse 1: [13:06] Grun     "The Cantering Arm"! [13:19] Rose     You lowly, impudent beasts! [13:30] Babalon     Oh, good! [13:32] Babalon     Looks like you're okay now! [13:34] Horn     M-Mister? [13:36] Diablo     You were reckless. [13:37] Diablo     And what's with that collar? [13:40] Horn     Yes, I know. [13:43] Horn     If you die, then I'll die, too. [13:48] Diablo     That responsibility's too heavy. [13:50] Horn     Is that a burden? [13:53] Horn     I just... wanted to... save everyone. [13:58] Horn     But that's stupid, isn't it? [14:02] Horn     You could've escaped at any time. [14:05] Rem     Horn... [14:09] Grun     So you've burdened them all with     your thoughtless, pointless effort? [14:18] Diablo     That's not true. [14:20] Diablo     Horn! [14:21] Diablo     You have, in fact, saved us! [14:27] Grun     Huh? [14:27] Grun     And just how did that     incompetent save anything? [14:31] Diablo     You've opened my eyes. [14:33] Diablo     I was in a daze. [14:35] Diablo     Seeking a peaceful solution... [14:37] Diablo     like thrusting evidence before     them and excommunicating them... [14:39] Diablo     isn't what a Demon Lord would do at all! [14:42] Diablo     I was soft, too soft! [14:44] Diablo     Horn! [14:45] Diablo     You thought for yourself and took action! [14:48] Diablo     That action, not the result,     has opened my eyes! [14:54] Diablo     Very well. [14:55] Diablo     I'll accept you as my minion! [14:58] Diablo     I'll take responsibility for your life! [15:02] Horn     M-Mister! [15:05] Diablo     And you have my praise! [15:07] Diablo     You have awakened the Demon Lord! [15:12] Diablo     Now, I'll show you... [15:13] Diablo     how a Demon Lord does things! [15:18] Grun     What's this "Demon Lord" nonsense?! [15:19] Grun     Come forth, Book of Noah! [15:21] Grun     And all of the beasts from     Prologue through Epilogue! [15:34] Diablo     Hmph! What a worthless parlor trick, Paladin. [15:38] Grun     Die! [15:42] Diablo     Flare Burst! [15:47] Diablo     Burn up! [15:50] Grun     You're naïve, Sorcerer! [15:52] Grun     Get eaten by beasts and die! [15:56] Diablo     Don't insult me! [15:57] Diablo     Chain Lightning! [16:03] Diablo     What?! [16:04] Diablo     He's fast! [16:05] Diablo     I-Is this guy actually     a speed-based Warrior?! [16:09] Diablo     In that case... [16:10] Grun     Your head is mine! [16:15] Grun     What?! [16:16] Diablo     Absolute Zero! [16:21] Grun     You went for magic that activates on contact? [16:23] Diablo     Oh? You're sharper than the other     enemies I've faced thus far. [16:28] Diablo     Good. [16:29] Diablo     That's good! [16:30] Diablo     It would be boring otherwise! [16:33] Diablo     More! [16:34] Diablo     Show me more! [16:36] Grun     Book of Helena, send all of the beasts     from Prologue to Epilogue! [16:42] Grun     Now, this time, it's over! [16:45] Diablo     Yeah, you are. [16:49] Diablo     Crush everything, Rock Cannon! [17:04] Grun     Wh-What power! [17:06] Grun     But you won't be able to beat Vishos! [17:16] Shera     Diablo! [17:17] Horn     Mister! [17:19] Rem     Diablo, let's hurry to Lumachina! [17:21] Diablo     Yes. [17:22] Horn     Oh, but where is she? [17:24] Diablo     That's not a problem. [17:29] Believers     God, grant us mercy and salvation. [17:32] Diablo     Listen up, foolish mortals! [17:36] Diablo     I am the Demon Lord, Diablo! [17:40] Diablo     You all have lost sight of true     faith and longed for ruin, [17:47] Diablo     so I have descended upon this world! [17:50] Believers     Wh-What is that?! [17:51] Believers     Th-The Demon Lord?! [17:52] Believers     Oh, God! [17:52] Believers     Lost sight of true faith? [17:53] Believers     Longed for ruin? [17:54] Diablo     I hate being the center of attention. [17:58] Diablo     But... [17:59] Diablo     Right now, I'm the Demon Lord! [18:02] Diablo     Lightning Meteor! [18:11] Diablo     I didn't hit any of the believers, right? [18:14] Diablo     Please... [18:15] Diablo     Let no one be in there! [18:17] Diablo     Lightning Strike! [18:23] Vishos     Wh-What is going on?! [18:25] Diablo     Now, if you wish to defeat this Demon Lord, [18:28] Diablo     then bring out the one closest to God! [18:33] Diablo     Hopefully, this gets Lumachina to come out. [18:37] Diablo     Will none come forth? [18:39] Diablo     Then none of you care if I     destroy you all with my magic?! [18:45] Diablo     Please come out, Lumachina! [18:50] Sanro     A Demon Lord... [18:51] WhiteMasks     Oh, God! [18:52] WhiteMasks     Please, have mercy! [18:53] WhiteMasks     Please save us! [18:55] Diablo     Please come out! [18:57] Diablo     Then you can all vanish     along with this castle! [19:02] Lumachina     Please wait. [19:04] Diablo     She came out! [19:06] Diablo     You've finally shown yourself, Head Priest! [19:10] Diablo     Where are your Cardinals? [19:13] Diablo     Surely they haven't turned tail and run away! [19:17] Diablo     Look now, believers! [19:19] Diablo     You've worshiped despicable men     who'd abandon their allies and flee, [19:23] Diablo     and lost your true faith! [19:28] Lumachina     So you're saying you've appeared as     a Demon Lord because of our actions? [19:32] Diablo     Indeed! [19:33] Believers     Head Priest! [19:34] Believers     Please save us! [19:36] Believers     Don't abandon us! [19:38] Diablo     Good! [19:40] Diablo     Now this is finally turning into     Head Priest versus Demon Lord. [19:44] Diablo     Fools who call yourselves believers! [19:47] Diablo     You have swallowed the questionable     preaching of Cardinal Vishos, [19:50] Diablo     strayed away from the true teachings, [19:54] Diablo     and seized the Head Priest     as part of his sedition! [19:57] Diablo     Refusing to think for yourselves [19:59] Diablo     and allowing others to decide for you [20:01] Diablo     is the sin you've committed! [20:04] Diablo     You have lost your faith in God,      so now I'll punish you! [20:08] Diablo     All of you can face the same death! [20:13] Believers     N-No! [20:14] Believers     We were tricked! [20:15] Believers     I'm not to blame! [20:16] Believers     N-No way! [20:17] Diablo     Now I just need to lose     spectacularly against Lumachina, [20:20] Diablo     and all the believers will realize     who's truly the head of the church! [20:24] Diablo     It's all going as planned! [20:27] Diablo     Now's your chance, Lumachina! Come on! [20:30] Diablo     Admonish me! Come on! [20:32] Lumachina     I understand. [20:34] Diablo     Huh? [20:35] Diablo     What do you mean, you understand?! [20:38] Lumachina     Diablo-sama, who is both God and Demon Lord,      has passed judgment upon us. [20:44] Lumachina     The time to atone for our sins is upon us. [20:47] Lumachina     It's time for us all to ascend to Heaven. [20:50] Lumachina     But this is nothing to grieve over. [20:54] Lumachina     All of our souls shall be purified. [20:57] Lumachina     Let us be grateful for our     passage to our new life [21:02] Lumachina     as we all pass on together. [21:04] Diablo     A-All pass on together?! [21:07] Diablo     No, no, that's not right! [21:11] Sanro     Head Priest! [21:13] Diablo     This means I'll have to     slaughter all the believers! [21:18] Diablo     My Demon Lord act leading to a massacre? [21:21] Diablo     That's not funny at all! [21:26] Vishos     If we eliminate the Head Priest along     with that Demon Lord, we'll be secure! [21:31] Vishos     We'll be able to win over the     believers and restore our position! SIGN    But Vishos-sama! [21:39] Vishos     Awaken, Europa! [21:45] Vishos     God of Destruction, Europa! [21:51] Lumachina     Diablo-sama, [21:53] Lumachina     grant us judgment for our sins. [21:57] Diablo     What do I do? [22:07] Believers     Wh-What's that?! [22:09] Believers     What?! [22:10] Believers     Oh, God! [22:17] Diablo     What? [23:55] Rose     Collating data. SIGN    Next Episode "Pretend God" [23:56] Rose     God of Destruction, Europa. [23:57] Vishos     I'll build my castle here! [24:00] Vishos     A castle for the new God! [24:02] Diablo     Light and Dark composite magic: [24:04] Diablo     Annihilation Sphere! SIGN    Don't Miss the Next Episode! SIGN    Illustration: Korie Riko E10 - Pretend God Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Lumachina     It's so sinister! [00:12] Diablo     Why is this at the Church? [00:16] Vishos     You call yourself a Demon Lord, [00:17] Vishos     but now that I've become one     with God, I'll bury you! [00:22] Diablo     That voice! [00:23] Lumachina     Vishos?! [00:24] Believers     That's Vishos-sama's voice! [00:26] Believers     Can it be?! [00:26] Believers     Why is Vishos-sama there?! [00:28] Lumachina     Vishos? [00:29] Lumachina     Such a repulsive thing     couldn't possibly be God. [00:32] Vishos     Silence, girl! [00:34] Vishos     You'll face this god's judgment, too! [00:39] Diablo     You call that God?! [00:42] Diablo     The God of Destruction, Europa, [00:43] Diablo     is just a magical weapon     summoned by ritual magic! [00:47] Vishos     How do you know that?! [00:50] Diablo     I can't tell him it's because it was the boss     of a limited-time event in Cross Reverie*. [00:55] Diablo     Hmph! Because I'm a Demon Lord     from another world! [01:00] Vishos     You mysterious bastard... [01:03] Vishos     However! [01:04] Vishos     No matter who you are,     you cannot beat Europa! [01:19] Diablo     Europa's attacks aren't magic, so my*     Demon Lord's Ring can't reflect them. [01:24] Diablo     It might not be the same     as it was in the game, [01:26] Diablo     but if I test it and it fails,     I won't go unscathed. [01:29] Horn     This is bad! [01:31] Horn     This is really bad! [01:32] Shera     What's going to happen?! [01:34] Rem     At this rate... [01:36] Babalon     Wow, that's a raid boss, isn't it? [01:38] Horn     Huh? [01:40] Rose     Collating data. [01:41] Rose     God of Destruction, Europa. [01:42] Rose     Its might exceeds Level 200. [01:45] Shera     What?! [01:46] Rem     That appeared from the lowest     floor of the sanctuary. [01:49] Rem     Which means there must     be something down there! [01:52] Shera     Rem! [01:55] Vishos     Will you just keep running,     self-proclaimed Demon Lord?! [02:00] Diablo     Damn it! [02:02] Diablo     Explosion! [02:07] Diablo     I knew it. [02:09] Diablo     Those are enchantments. [02:11] Diablo     It has its damn barrier up. [02:13] Vishos     Now that I've become a God, I'm invincible! [02:17] Lumachina     Vishos! [02:19] Vishos     Lumachina... [02:20] Lumachina     How many acts of corruption     must you carry out? [02:23] Vishos     As many as it takes to     subjugate this world's God! [02:28] Vishos     I'll start with you! [02:30] Vishos     Now die! [02:42] Vishos     They're gone? [02:43] Vishos     Where did they go?! SIGN    Episode 10 "Pretend God" [02:48] Lumachina     D-Diablo-sama? [02:51] Diablo     This isn't good. [02:52] Diablo     I've been playing solo for so long, I never     picked up any spells to protect someone else. [02:57] Diablo     Shit! [02:58] Diablo     I took a good deal of damage from that. [03:06] Vishos     Damn it! [03:08] Vishos     Stop moving around! [03:12] Diablo     Lumachina, there's something     I'd like you to do. [03:15] Lumachina     O-Okay! [03:17] Diablo     Dispel! [03:18] Diablo     You can use it, right? [03:20] Lumachina     The miracle that eliminates magic... [03:23] Lumachina     Yes! Of course! [03:24] Diablo     We need to eliminate that defensive     barrier in order to defeat him. [03:30] Believers     He's going to defeat the     Demon Lord, isn't he? [03:32] Believers     I think we might be saved. [03:34] Believers     Vishos-sama did speak the truth! [03:37] Believers     That's right! [03:38] Believers     Vishos-sama! [03:39] Believers     Please save us! [03:40] Sanro     No! [03:41] Sanro     If that's God, why is it     destroying the sanctuary? [03:44] Sanro     Why is it going after the Head Priest? [03:46] Sanro     No! They're both Demon Lords! [03:50] Sanro     Lumachina-sama is the only one who constantly     tried to share the word of God with us! [03:55] Sanro     I believe in Lumachina-sama. [04:00] Horn     Wh-Where did Mister and the others go? [04:03] Shera     They're okay. They're okay, right? [04:05] Rose     I've found them. [04:07] Rose     Over there. [04:09] Lumachina     O God that art in Heaven, please use     your power to ward off the wicked [04:13] Lumachina     who would bring calamity to your children,      the mortal races. [04:18] Lumachina     Purify them. [04:20] Lumachina     Exorcise disaster, and grant      them your blessings. [04:23] Lumachina     Ward them. [04:24] Lumachina     Purify them. [04:26] Diablo     A priest's miracles are powerful, [04:28] Diablo     but they take a long time to activate. [04:31] Diablo     Can I keep her safe through it? [04:34] Vishos     Planning to use Dispel? [04:37] Vishos     How foolish! [04:38] Vishos     There's no way that'll make it in time! [04:43] Diablo     I won't let you! [04:46] Rose     I won't let you interfere with Master! [04:51] Diablo     Rose! [04:53] Vishos     Out of my way! Move! [04:55] Vishos     You lowly puppet! [04:57] Rose     Don't call me a puppet! [05:01] Rose     Magimatic Sol! [05:04] Vishos     Fool! [05:10] Diablo     Rose! [05:22] Diablo     Rose... [05:24] Diablo     Why would you do that?! [05:27] Rose     M-Master... [05:29] Rose     I'm glad you're safe. [05:32] Rose     I... [05:36] Diablo     You've done well. [05:38] Diablo     Now just leave the rest to me. [05:42] Lumachina     R-Rose-san... [05:44] Diablo     Lumachina, continue your prayer. [05:48] Lumachina     R-Right! [05:52] Diablo     Lightning Arrow! [05:55] Vishos     Anyone who gets in my     way shall be eliminated! [06:03] Diablo     Volcanic Wall! [06:08] Vishos     It's no use! [06:22] Vishos     Well, Demon Lord, do you     understand the power of God now?! [06:25] Vishos     Now vanish along with that ancient sanctuary! [06:30] Vishos     I'll build my castle here! [06:33] Vishos     A castle for the new God! [06:37] Diablo     Are we not going to make it? [06:38] Lumachina     Diablo-sama. [06:40] Lumachina     Everything is ready. [06:41] Diablo     Lumachina, release it! [06:44] Lumachina     Right! [06:46] Lumachina     O God... [06:47] Lumachina     O sacred purification! [06:49] Vishos     Naïve! [06:55] Vishos     I've invested far more years into this! [06:58] Vishos     I won't lose to some girl! [07:01] Lumachina     Th-The power of God is... [07:07] Diablo     The light's being pushed back? [07:09] Vishos     Die, Lumachina! [07:15] Horn     This is bad! Really bad! [07:17] Babalon     Wanna run? Gonna run again? [07:19] Shera     Hey, everyone's prayers... [07:21] Shera     Look, there are so many! [07:24] Horn     Huh? [07:25] Horn     I can't see anything, though... [07:28] Babalon     You do seem like the type who     wouldn't believe in God, Horn-chan. [07:31] Horn     Huh? Huh?! [07:37] Shera     Incredible. There are so many. [07:40] Shera     With this many praying, God has to listen. [07:48] Horn     It kind of feels warm... [07:50] Babalon     That's elven royalty for you! [07:51] Babalon     She's looking good! [08:04] Vishos     Wh-What is this light?! [08:09] Lumachina     This is the light of the faithful's prayers. [08:12] Lumachina     It's the power of faith. [08:14] Vishos     Impossible! [08:16] Vishos     The prayers of believers     are completely meaningless! [08:22] Lumachina     No. [08:23] Lumachina     God listens to the prayers of all people. [08:28] Lumachina     O God, grant us your purifying light! [08:34] Vishos     Impossible! [08:44] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [08:47] Vishos     Curse you! [08:49] Diablo     Well done, Lumachina! [08:52] Diablo     Vishos! [08:53] Diablo     Now your protection is gone! [08:57] Diablo     Shining Lance in my right hand, [09:01] Diablo     and Darkness Lance in my left hand. [09:05] Diablo     More... More! [09:07] Diablo     I'll pierce you with all my magic power! [09:11] Vishos     Even with its enchantments gone, [09:13] Vishos     the God of Destruction, Europa,     won't lose to a mere Elemental Sorcerer! [09:17] Diablo     You don't know, do you? [09:19] Diablo     Once it's lost its enchantments,     Europa is the weakest of all raid bosses. [09:25] Vishos     Raid? [09:26] Diablo     Light and Dark Composite Magic: [09:29] Diablo     Annihilation Sphere! [09:46] Diablo     Begone from this world! [10:20] Rem     Y-You're... SIGN    My, my. It's been a while. [10:25] Rem     You did this? [10:27] Rem     Did you, a Paladin, betray the Cardinal? SIGN    Oh, no. SIGN    I'm not a Paladin anymore... SIGN    Unfortunately. [10:37] Rem     You mean this is what your     new employer desired? [10:40] Rem     Silencing people? SIGN    You're clever, but dumb. SIGN    Do you want to die? SIGN    Well, whatever. SIGN    I do owe you, or rather, Lumachina. [10:55] Rem     What's this? SIGN    Ever heard the name Tria? [11:09] Lumachina     Diablo-sama... [11:13] Lumachina     Please grant us God's judgment. [11:18] Diablo     Oh, right. I was talking about     passing God's judgment on them. [11:24] Diablo     I'll have to talk my way out of this! [11:29] Diablo     Looks like you've all come to your senses! [11:33] Diablo     This time, you didn't lose sight of the     God you should truly be praying to! [11:37] Diablo     Now, remember that feeling swirling     in your hearts right now! [11:41] Diablo     That is true faith! [11:45] Diablo     How was that? [11:46] Diablo     Too big a stretch? [11:50] Lumachina     Yes, I can feel God's love     so much, I'm shuddering. [11:57] Believers     Oh, God! [11:58] Believers     Thank you so much! [12:00] Believers     Our faith will never waver! [12:03] Sanro     Lumachina-sama! [12:08] Diablo     They bought it! [12:11] Diablo     Remember, should you make     the same mistake again, [12:16] Diablo     I will burn you to ash with crimson hellfire. [12:21] Lumachina     Yes, Diablo-sama. [12:24] Diablo     Oh, crap... [12:26] Diablo     I'm out of MP. [12:28] Diablo     I'm going to fall. [12:30] Diablo     I'm falling... [12:32] Horn     So Mister was God? [12:34] Babalon     I don't think so. [12:36] Shera     Oh, he fell. [12:45] Tria     Lumachina-sama! [12:47] Lumachina     You're safe! [12:49] Lumachina     Tria! [12:59] Lumachina     Thank you for last night, Diablo-sama. [13:03] Lumachina     This isn't much, but I wanted     to at least thank you. [13:08] Rem     A-All this?! [13:09] Lumachina     Please use it for your traveling expenses. [13:12] Diablo     All right. [13:13] Lumachina     So how is Rose-san doing? [13:15] Diablo     No need to worry. [13:16] Diablo     She's fast asleep right now. [13:20] Lumachina     Oh, that's good. [13:23] Diablo     Are you sure you should be here, though? [13:26] Lumachina     Yes. [13:27] Lumachina     The church must regain its lost trust. [13:31] Lumachina     The Cardinals and Paladins need     to atone for their sins, too. [13:36] Diablo     She's having them atone for their     wrongdoings within the church? [13:39] Diablo     Sounds like a lot of work. [13:41] Lumachina     I'm still continuing my investigation. [13:42] Lumachina     Vishos and the others must have     had vast financial backing [13:45] Lumachina     to misappropriate the church as they did. [13:47] Lumachina     There's also the matter     of that repulsive monster. [13:50] Lumachina     Where did they get that? [13:51] Rem     I'm curious about that, too. [13:53] Lumachina     According to Rem-san, [13:55] Lumachina     Gewalt silenced Vishos' men. [13:59] Lumachina     Which means... [14:01] Lumachina     Whatever organization hired him was... [14:03] Rem     I'm surprised. [14:04] Rem     I expected you to be less     sharp about that stuff. [14:07] Lumachina     Oh, I'm still not very good at it. [14:10] Lumachina     But I have to be smarter. [14:13] Diablo     You've grown stronger, Lumachina. [14:16] Lumachina     Plenty of hardships await the church. [14:20] Lumachina     I need faithful... [14:21] Lumachina     No, I need people I can rely on. [14:26] Lumachina     Diablo-sama, [14:29] Lumachina     could I possibly ask you     to remain with the church? [14:33] Lumachina     As Head Paladin? [14:35] Diablo     Huh? [14:39] Rem     You want Diablo? [14:40] Horn     Mister? [14:40] Shera     As a Paladin? [14:42] Lumachina     What do you say, Diablo-sama? [14:45] Lumachina     I'm sure Tria and the other     Paladins would accept it. [14:50] Lumachina     Please lend us your might. [14:53] Diablo     Not good. [14:54] Diablo     A Demon Lord can't be a Paladin. [14:56] Diablo     More importantly, I suck at group activities! [15:01] Diablo     Ahem! [15:02] Diablo     Lumachina, I'm not the one you need now. [15:12] Lumachina     You're right. [15:13] Lumachina     Your power is far too great. [15:18] Lumachina     If I relied on you, I would     be the same as Vishos, [15:21] Lumachina     using force to make our believers follow me. [15:23] Lumachina     That's what your trying to say, isn't it? [15:25] Diablo     Indeed. [15:25] Diablo     No, it's because I can't always talk in front     of huge crowds like I did yesterday! [15:30] Lumachina     Thank you so much. [15:32] Lumachina     I'll work hard. [15:33] Diablo     G-Good. [15:35] Diablo     Lumachina, do you believe in me? [15:39] Lumachina     Of course. [15:40] Diablo     Then what if I told you that I'm not God? [15:44] Lumachina     If you said so, then it must be true. [15:49] Lumachina     But belief isn't aimed     toward titles or positions. [15:53] Lumachina     The feelings that I hold     toward you now are... [15:58] Lumachina     That's what they should be called. [16:02] Diablo     I see. [16:07] Diablo     Nothing beats a bath after clearing a quest. [16:10] Diablo     This would be even better if     I got a level up or an item drop. [16:14] Shera     Diablo? [16:16] Diablo     Hmm? Shera? [16:18] Shera     I knew you'd be in the bath. [16:20] Rem     Hey, Shera! [16:21] Diablo     What's the matter? [16:23] Rem     Oh, sorry. [16:24] Rem     We were, um... worried that you disappeared. [16:28] Diablo     The baths in this inn are great. [16:30] Diablo     You all should take one, too. [16:32] Shera     Huh? You don't mind? [16:33] Rem     A-Are you sure? [16:36] Diablo     No need to hold back. [16:37] Rem     B-But... [16:38] Shera     Yay! [16:39] Diablo     If you ask the maids, they'll bring     hot water to your rooms, too. [16:44] Shera     Come on, Rem! [16:46] Rem     O-Okay. [16:48] Shera     Bath, bath! [16:53] Shera     A bath with Diablo! [16:57] Rem     Th-This is embarrassing. [17:05] Shera     This feels great, Diablo! [17:10] Rem     Th-There's something hard     pressing against me. [17:14] Shera     Oh, sorry. [17:16] Shera     That might be my foot. [17:18] Diablo     No, I think it's me. [17:21] Rem     Diablo... [17:22] Rem     I'm sorry, but could you please     move a little further away? [17:28] Shera     Rem, don't push! [17:30] Shera     You'll knock him against them. [17:37] Rem     You're pushing, too. [17:39] Rem     And, um, he's pressing against mine. [17:42] Shera     Diablo... [17:45] Shera     won't mind if we press against     him a little bit, you know. [17:49] Rem     Are you sure? [17:52] Rem     Diablo, it's not a bother, is it? [17:59] Diablo     Other worlds rule! [18:04] Shera     Rem, I thought you didn't     handle carriages well. [18:07] Rem     Well, I figured it out. [18:10] Rem     If I'm holding the reins, I can handle it. [18:14] Diablo     You mean it? [18:15] Diablo     Your arm will be restored to normal? [18:17] Rose     I'm equipped with self-repair functions. [18:21] Rose     As long as you allow me to stay by your side... [18:25] Diablo     I see! [18:26] Diablo     I'll allow it, of course! [18:29] Diablo     You can accompany me forever. [18:33] Rose     Your words are more than I deserve! [18:35] Rose     I'll engrave them into my memory device     and play them back on an infinite loop! [18:38] Diablo     Uh, please, not an infinite loop... [18:42] Shera     Still, a lot of things happened, huh? [18:44] Shera     Even though the quest was supposed     to be just escorting Lumachina-chan. [18:48] Rem     That's true. [18:49] Rem     Battuta deceived us and put us in danger. [18:52] Shera     That curry was delicious, wasn't it? [18:54] Rem     We joined the battle against     the Demon Lord's Army. [18:57] Shera     The feast we had in celebration     was delicious, wasn't it? [19:00] Rem     We got captured by believers     and fought Vishos. [19:03] Shera     The meals at the inn were delicious, weren't they? [19:06] Shera     Though I think my breasts     might have gotten bigger. [19:08] Rem     Why does it always go there?! [19:10] Shera     I could ask you why yours     aren't getting bigger. [19:13] Shera     Pantherians as a species all     have big breasts, right? [19:16] Rem     You're going there, you fatty elf?! [19:19] Shera     Hey! It's not fat! [19:20] Rose     By the way, Master, [19:21] Rose     are you sure it was right to let     the servant you just obtained go? [19:26] Diablo     Yeah. It's how it has to be. [19:28] Horn     M-Mister, I want to stay in the royal     capital and attend school to learn magic! [19:35] Horn     I want to become a Sorcerer like you! [19:39] Horn     Maybe I can never be that great, but still... [19:45] Diablo     Do as you please. [19:48] Horn     Th-Thank you so much! [19:50] Alicia     I'm a little surprised. [19:52] Alicia     Horn-sama is currently a high-level Thief. [19:55] Alicia     Her learning magic from scratch     would be inefficient, [19:58] Alicia     so I thought you'd be against it. [20:00] Diablo     Of course it's inefficient, [20:03] Diablo     but that struggle is what she desires, [20:05] Diablo     so she should struggle for it. [20:07] Horn     M-Mister! You're so generous! [20:10] Shera     Yeah! Diablo's so open-minded! [20:13] Diablo     That's one thing I always hated... [20:16] Diablo     Discouraging those who wanted     to take a roundabout path. [20:19] Shera     Look! It's Faltra City! [20:25] Rem     We finally made it back home! [20:29] Klem     Wow! It's a special, extravagant lunch! [20:34] Celes     It's a nice change of pace, isn't it? [20:35] Edelgard     The mortal races' food... [20:38] Edelgard     Expensive, expensive... [20:40] Edelgard     Can't afford to pay... [20:43] Celes     I'm footing the bill today. Okay? [20:46] Edelgard     Oh! Onee-sama! [20:49] Klem     In that case, [20:50] Klem     bring out all the biscuits! [20:53] Sylvie     Look, Emile! [20:55] Sylvie     Here and here. [20:57] Sylvie     The income and expenses aren't right. [20:59] Emile     How could I do this?! [21:02] Emile     This is all to defend all women! [21:04] Emile     I, Emile Bichelberger, [21:07] Emile     will change the Guild's finances! [21:10] Sylvie     Good grief. [21:11] Sylvie     Quit slacking off and work harder! [21:15] Sylvie     You three, too! [21:20] Laminitus     Oh? So he pulled it off? [21:22] Laminitus     As expected of Diablo. [21:24] Laminitus     So where is he now? [21:25] Henrick     Right! [21:26] Henrick     We've received word that he's     already returned to Faltra. [21:30] Laminitus     To this city, you say? [21:34] Laminitus     Perhaps I'll visit him     with some liquor tonight. [21:37] Laminitus     I just hope he doesn't run     away like he did that night. [21:42] Horn     Ta-da! [21:43] Horn     Well?! Does it look good?! [21:45] Alicia     Yes, it's lovely, Horn-san. [21:50] Alicia     Now, I'll tenderly teach you the     proper elegance and refinement [21:57] Alicia     worthy of a duke's recommendation. [21:59] Both     Huh?! [22:02] Tria     The repairs are coming along steadily [22:04] ---     thanks to the cooperation of     our faithful, Lumachina-sama. [22:07] Lumachina     I'm grateful to hear that. [22:08] Lumachina     I'm sure God is delighted, as well. [22:14] Lumachina     I wonder if you've arrived yet, Diablo-sama. [22:21] Mei     Welco— [22:23] Mei     Welcome back! [22:28] Diablo     Huh? What did you say? [22:31] Shera     I said I got this ring from you, Diablo! [22:36] Diablo     I gave you that ring? [22:37] Shera     I'm telling you, it's true! [22:42] Diablo     In the dungeon's treasure vault! [22:45] Rose     That item's name, without     a doubt, is "Marriage Ring." [22:49] Shera     Diablo! [22:50] Shera     Let's share eternal happiness together! [22:55] Rem     U-Um... [22:58] Rem     I believe you should be     fair about such things. [23:02] Rem     Favoritism isn't good. [23:05] Diablo     Huh?! [23:07] Rem     Do you not have one for me? [23:11] Diablo     Nope! [23:12] Diablo     But I can't say that! [23:14] Diablo     I obtained that one through a quest, so... [23:17] Shera     No problem! [23:19] Shera     I already asked Sylvie about     a quest to get a ring! [23:24] Rem     So you're not trying to monopolize him? [23:27] Shera     I like it better with both     you and Diablo together! [23:30] Shera     Right? [23:31] Diablo     Indeed. I was just hoping to     conduct some magic experiments. [23:36] Diablo     Let's accept that quest! [23:39] Rem     Yeah! [23:40] Shera     Let's go! [23:42] Rose     If that is your desire, Master. [23:45] Diablo     All of you, follow after me! [23:48] All     Yeah! SIGN    Thank you for watching! SIGN    Illustration: Tsurusaki Takahiro