E5 - Iura Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] TV     Next up, the weather. [00:09] TV     It sure is cold today. It's snowing everywhere! [00:09] _Sign     Today's Weather [00:11] Iura     Moto. [00:13] Iura     Motoko, aren't you going      to study with your friends? [00:14] TV     Have you prepared for the cold weather? [00:17] Motoko     Not until later. [00:19] Iura     Oh, okay. [00:22] Motoko     Someone called yesterday. [00:25] Motoko     Huh? [00:26] Iura     On the phone. [00:28] Iura     It was a guy. [00:30] Iura     He said his name was Kitahara. [00:32] Iura     He asked for "Iura-san." [00:36] Iura     But obviously, we're all Iuras. [00:38] Motoko     I... see... [00:43] Motoko     Why didn't you give the phone to me? [00:46] Iura     I hung up. [00:48] Motoko     You idiot! [00:50] Iura     Jeez. Pipe down, pipe down. [00:52] Motoko     Why'd you hang up on him?!     Are you stupid?! [00:54] Motoko     You're supposed to pass the phone!     What is wrong with you?! [00:57] Iura     Well, you were in the bath.     And you went to bed early. [01:01] Iura     So, you like this Kitahara guy? [01:03] Motoko     You don't even know him! [01:05] Motoko     And that's none of your business! [01:07] Iura     He'd better not be a womanizer. [01:07] _Sign     G     R     R     R     R     R [01:09] Iura     Don't bring him home when I'm not here. [01:12] Motoko     I wouldn't! [01:14] Motoko     K-K-Kitahara-kun has someone he likes.     And everyone knows it.... [01:20] _Sign     Fidget [01:20] Motoko     They walk home from school together. [01:21] _Sign     Fidget [01:21] _Sign     Fidget [01:23] _Sign     Shake [01:23] Motoko     But the girl he likes     a-already has a boyfriend! [01:24] _Sign     Shake [01:25] _Sign     Shake [01:25] _Sign     Shake [01:26] _Sign     Shake [01:27] _Sign     Shake [01:28] _Sign     Shake [01:28] _Sign     Shake [01:29] Motoko     So Kitahara-kun could... [01:38] Iura     You done? [01:39] Motoko     Ugh... Yeah, I'm done. [01:43] Motoko     I wonder why Kitahara-kun called. [01:46] Iura     Oh, he said to call off today's     study session if it snows. [01:50] Motoko     Why didn't you just tell me that, idiot?! [03:22] _Sign     Katagiri High School [03:27] Miyamura     Please, no more English writing questions... [03:30] Yuki     Hori, I can't take any more... [03:34] Hori     You'll both manage somehow. [03:37] Miyamura     How can you say that? [03:39] Iura     Did you take the English essay test, too? [03:42] Ishikawa     Yup, yup. [03:43] Ishikawa     We were talking about     getting something to eat. You in? [03:46] Iura     Heck yeah! You know I am! [03:50] _Sign     Checking for new messages [03:51] _Sign     New Message      From: Motoko     You're coming home late, right?     My friend is coming over,     so things might get a little loud.     Take your time [03:52] Motoko     You're coming home late, right? [03:55] Motoko     My friend is coming over,     so things might get a little loud. [03:58] Motoko     Take your time. SIGN    Iura [04:03] Motoko     The tea is all set. Sweets, too. [04:07] Motoko     Now I just need to wait. [04:10] (Flashback) Kitahara     Iura-san, are you doing     anything after class? [04:12] (Flashback) Motoko     N-No. [04:15] (Flashback) Kitahara     I heard we're applying to the same     high school. Care to study together? [04:19] (Flashback) Kitahara     It's supposed to be a great way to learn. [04:21] (Flashback) Motoko     Yeah, sure! [04:23] (Flashback) Kitahara     Okay, I'll drop my stuff off at home      and head over to your place. [04:29] Motoko     This is just a study session!     What would I think it's anything else?! [04:32] Motoko     He's here! [04:34] Motoko     K-Kitahara-kun, come on in... [04:36] Iura     Kitahara?! [04:41] Motoko     Wh-What in the world? [04:43] Motoko     You said you'd be be home late. [04:46] Iura     I never said anything like that. [04:49] Iura     And I never heard anything      about Kitahara coming over. [04:53] Iura     Grandpa! Lemme borrow your replica sword! [04:56] Motoko     Stop it! [04:57] Grandpa Iura     Huh? My replica sword? [04:59] Motoko     No, we don't need it! [05:00] Motoko     He's just coming over to study! [05:04] Iura     So, what time's he coming? Pretty soon? [05:07] Motoko     R-Right after he drops off     some stuff at his house. [05:11] Iura     Hmm... [05:14] Iura     Study in the living room. [05:15] Iura     There's no telling what middle     schoolers will try these days. [05:18] Iura     Maybe I should call the police in advance. [05:20] Motoko     We don't live in the slums! [05:22] Motoko     Jeez! Why don't you get a girlfriend already? [05:25] Motoko     I can't stand you! [05:27] Motoko     You always come straight home! [05:30] Iura     Believe me, I'd love a girlfriend. [05:31] _Sign     Friends     a-flirting [05:31] _Sign     Hee     hee [05:31] _Sign     Heh     heh [05:33] Iura     The lovebirds I see every day     make it even worse. [05:36] Iura     Anyway, should I bring you some tea? [05:39] Motoko     Don't do anything! Stay out! [05:46] Kitahara     Maybe she's not home. [05:51] Kitahara     Iura-san? [05:52] Motoko     You'd better stay out! [05:54] Motoko     If you come into the living room,      I'm running away from home! [05:57] Motoko     Stay in your room! [05:59] Iura     If you're not getting up to anything,     what's it matter if I'm there or not? [06:02] Iura     You disappoint me! [06:04] Iura     What kind of brother     points a sword at his younger sister?! [06:07] Iura     Then you put yours down!     It's dangerous, you hear me?! [06:11] Kitahara     Excuse me... [06:15] Motoko     Hello... [06:18] Iura     So you're Kitahara. [06:19] Motoko     Hey! [06:21] Kitahara     Are you her older brother? [06:26] Iura     Correct. [06:28] Iura     Come in. [06:29] Iura     Would you like some tea? It's all we have. [06:32] Motoko     Hey! [06:35] Motoko     I'm sorry, Kitahara-kun.     He's just in a bit of a mood. [06:39] Kitahara     He's so cool! [06:42] Motoko     Kitahara-kun? [06:43] Motoko     Kitahara-kun! [06:45] Motoko     Huh? [06:46] Kitahara     Oh, what is it, Iura-san? [06:51] Iura     Our tea is rather bitter. [06:54] Kitahara     Just the way I like it! [06:56] Motoko     What a jerk of a brother! [07:02] Iura     Kitahara-kun, you're back. [07:04] Iura     Care for tea? It's all we have. [07:08] Kitahara     I love tea. [07:10] Iura     It's even more bitter than before. [07:12] Kitahara     I'm up to the challenge. [07:14] Iura     Okay, I'll go make some. [07:18] Motoko     S-Sorry, he's in a mood. [07:22] Kitahara     Don't apologize. I'm the one imposing. [07:26] Kitahara     How much older is he than you? [07:27] Motoko     Three years. He's a third      year in high school. [07:30] Kitahara     I see. [07:33] Iura     Here's your tea. [07:34] Motoko     Can you not be so rough about it?! [07:36] Kitahara     Th-Thank you. [07:43] Motoko     Hold it! [07:44] Motoko     Why are you getting comfortable?      Get out, idiot! [07:47] Kitahara     I-It's okay, Iura-san. [07:50] Iura     Am I intruding? [07:51] Kitahara     Of course not! [07:53] Iura     There you have it, Little Sister. [07:55] Motoko     He's just being polite! [07:57] Iura     No, he's not. Right, Kitahara? [08:01] Motoko     You don't know him at all! [08:06] Motoko     I'm really sorry, Kitahara-kun. [08:08] Motoko     He's usually not this obnoxious... [08:12] Kitahara     Oh. Sorry, I wasn't listening. [08:15] Kitahara     Not closely, I mean... [08:18] Motoko     Okay. [08:21] Motoko     And stay out! [08:22] Iura     What, really?     That's the living room, y'know? [08:30] Motoko     I don't understand Kitahara-kun... [08:35] Iura     Neither do I. [08:38] Iura     I think I'm even more lost than you are. [08:40] Motoko     H-How can you say that when     you caused all of this?! [08:44] Motoko     Don't you realize it's all your fault?! [08:47] Iura     Huh? [08:48] Iura     How's it my fault, seaweed head? [08:51] Motoko     You're the seaweed head, you marimo! [08:55] Iura     M-Marimo?! [08:56] Motoko     Give back the old Kitahara-kun... [09:01] Iura     U-Uh... Sorry? [09:04] Iura     So you're saying you     don't like Kitahara anymore? [09:07] Motoko     I didn't say that. [09:09] Motoko     But lately, when Kitahara-kun      starts talking to me, [09:13] Motoko     I get the feeling it's      not me he's interested in. [09:17] Iura     M-Motoko... [09:20] Motoko     H-H-He might be talking to me      because I remind him of you. [09:26] Iura     Has Kitahara really      strayed so far in your mind? [09:28] Motoko     It wouldn't be so bad if I were cuter, [09:28] _Sign     Get it from their mom [09:31] Motoko     but I look too much like you to be cute! [09:34] Iura     That's going too far! Apologize to Mom! [09:36] Iura     And you don't need to worry! [09:38] Iura     People at school are always      saying how cute I am! [09:42] Motoko     You liar! [09:43] Motoko     That's why you haven't found      even a single girlfriend! [09:46] Iura     Why would I want multiple?! [09:49] _Sign     Student Council [09:49] Ishikawa     No, not cute at all. [09:53] Ishikawa     What would you say if a guy walked up     and asked you if he was cute? [09:58] Ishikawa     Did you hit your head? [09:59] Iura     No, I'm fine. [10:01] Ishikawa     Really? [10:02] Iura     It's just that... [10:04] Iura     Motoko says it's my fault she's not cute. [10:07] Hori     Hey, Motoko-chan's plenty cute. [10:10] Iura     Thank you, Hori-san! I feel much better! [10:13] Hori     I wasn't saying it to be nice. [10:16] Ishikawa     Why not try longer hair? [10:18] Iura     What? Me? [10:19] Ishikawa     Your sister, obviously. [10:22] Ishikawa     It might give a different impression. [10:24] Iura     Her hair gets unruly,     so she won't grow it out. [10:29] Hori     I think her short hair is cute, though. [10:32] Yuki     Oh, are you talking about me? [10:34] Miyamura     Or perhaps me? [10:35] Hori     What's with that confident grin?     I was talking about a girl with short hair. [10:39] Ishikawa     Well, I guess it's a sensitive subject. [10:43] Hori     I mean, she looks like Iura,     but Motoko-chan's cuter. [10:46] Iura     Huh? What's wrong with me?! [10:48] Ishikawa     We're not talking about you. [10:50] Miyamura     Well, that's how adolescence goes. [10:53] Miyamura     And after adolescence comes estrus. [10:56] Iura     Are you suggesting my sister's a dog? [10:58] Ishikawa     Humans don't have estrous cycles. Trust me.      I got a high score on the health exam. [11:02] Miyamura     I see! [11:03] Miyamura     If we did, maybe we wouldn't have     that declining birth rate problem. [11:07] Hori     I feel like this is a stupid conversation. [11:10] Yuki     I'm still in my adolescence! [11:12] Ishikawa     People who're in adolescence     don't go around insisting they are! [11:15] Miyamura     Then I guess estrus is next for you. [11:18] Yuki     Fine by me! [11:20] Iura     Maybe adolescence is why Motoko's     been saying such weird things lately... [11:25] Ishikawa     Like what? [11:27] Iura     That I should hurry up and     hook up with Sengoku-san. [11:33] Iura     Every time you or Miyamura message me,      she asks if it's from a girl. [11:38] Ishikawa     Well, maybe it's because     you call him Sengoku*-san*! [11:41] Ishikawa     She's just joshing you. [11:43] Iura     Maybe. [11:45] Iura     I think Ayasaki-san's more attractive      than Sengoku-san, though. [11:49] Ishikawa     Well, you probably would. [11:51] Hori     Say, when Motoko-chan was at our place,     she told us about the person she likes. [11:57] Hori     Maybe she's... [11:59] Hori     projecting her feelings onto you? [12:03] Iura     So, the thing is... [12:05] Iura     The person Moto likes seems to like me. [12:13] Ishikawa     S-So your sister likes girls? [12:16] Iura     No. [12:17] Miyamura     S-So it's something like this?     Seems rather hard to believe. [12:17] _Sign     Super simple chart [12:17] _Sign     Iura-kun [12:17] _Sign     A-kun (anon) [12:17] _Sign     Motoko-chan [12:21] Iura     Yeah, that's about the size of it.     Though it is rather hard to believe. [12:25] Hori     I feel sorry for Motoko-chan. [12:27] Iura     What about me? [12:28] Hori     Stolen by her brother?     She must be a soulless husk. [12:30] Iura     Don't make it sound like she's dead! [12:33] Iura     And I didn't steal anything! [12:34] Hori     What do you mean?     You totally swiped him. [12:36] Iura     It's not like that! I want nothing      to do with this relationship! [12:40] Iura     I like girls! [12:43] Ishikawa     Yelling that will only get you into     a different kind of trouble, Shu. [12:48] Ishikawa     What about Sengoku?     How do you feel about him? [12:51] Iura     Why are you pushing     Sengoku-san on me, too? [12:55] Iura     I like Sengoku-san, obviously! [12:57] Iura     Huh? [12:59] Iura     Oh, Sengoku-san! [13:00] Hori     So, Iura likes girls and Sengoku? [13:03] Yuki     This is too much for me!     It's so complicated! [13:07] Iura     Stop! Don't make things any more confusing! [13:12] Sengoku     I'm sorry. [13:13] Iura     Not you too, Sengoku-san.     You'll hurt my feelings. [13:16] Ishikawa     Just go get a girlfriend, man. [13:19] Iura     What am I supposed to do? Make one? [13:22] Iura     Out of clay, maybe? Will she love me? [13:24] _Sign     My girlfriend [13:27] Hori     Don't you have someone you're interested in? [13:29] Yuki     Maybe someone in your class? [13:31] Iura     No, not really... [13:34] Ishikawa     He seems just like a high schooler. [13:37] Sengoku     Um, what's going on? [13:39] Miyamura     No idea. [13:44] Motoko     Aren't you going to school today? [13:54] Motoko     Just so you know,     I tried to wake you up before. [13:57] Iura     Really? [13:59] Iura     What did I do? [14:01] Motoko     You said, "I know" and went     back under the covers. [14:04] Iura     What's there to know?! [14:06] Motoko     Oh, do you want some breakfast? [14:08] Iura     Don't suggest things that will     definitely make me late! [14:11] Motoko     Mom says you need to eat      at least a slice of toast. [14:15] Iura     I'll take it to go. You should get going, too. [14:18] Motoko     Okay. [14:21] Iura     I'm off! [14:24] Motoko     It's my first time seeing someone actually     run to school with toast in their mouth. [14:32] Iura     Th-The toast is drying out my mouth. [14:37] Iura     I can't eat and run at the same time. [14:41] Iura     I'll switch to walking... [14:47] Yuki     I'm gonna be late! [14:50] _Sign     SLAM [14:52] Yuki     I was running with toast in     my mouth and ran into a boy! [14:55] Yuki     What if he's a handsome transfer student?! [14:58] Iura     Yoshikawa-san. Yoshikawa-san, are you okay? [15:02] Iura     It's me, Iura. [15:07] Yuki     Oh, it's you. Good morning. [15:10] Iura     Good morning. [15:12] Iura     Did you sleep in, too? [15:14] Yuki     Yeah, after staying up too long. [15:17] Iura     We'll be late even if we run. [15:20] Ishikawa     I'm late! I'm late! [15:24] Ishikawa     Huh? Why are you walking so leisurely? [15:27] Iura     What about you, eating an onigiri? [15:30] Yuki     Hate to break it to you,     but we're all gonna be late. [15:33] Ishikawa     Aw, man. [15:35] Iura     What's in that? [15:36] Ishikawa     Just salt. [15:37] Miyamura     I'm late! I'm late! [15:40] Miyamura     What are you guys doing? We need to hurry! [15:43] _Sign     Tea [15:43] Ishikawa     You stopped by a convenience store?! [15:46] Yuki     What's in that? [15:47] Miyamura     It's a meat bun. [15:48] Iura     Why does everybody yell about being late? [15:51] Iura     Who knows? [15:53] Miyamura     There's no morning assembly today, right? [15:54] Yuki     Nope. [15:55] Ishikawa     Let's just walk, then. [15:58] _Sign     Katagiri High School [16:05] Sengoku     Oh? You're all here early.     Good morning. [16:08] Ishikawa     Huh?! [16:08] Yuki     I can't believe it! [16:10] Yuki     You're late, Sengoku?! That never happens! [16:13] Sengoku     Huh? [16:14] Sengoku     Third-years only have class      in the afternoon today. [16:17] Sengoku     I'm here early for a     student council meeting. [16:19] _Both     Huh? [16:20] Miyamura     I-I think I remember hearing      that in homeroom yesterday. [16:23] Yuki     If I'd only known, I could have     put jam on my toast! [16:27] Sengoku     What's gotten into you four? [16:29] Ishikawa     If I'd only known, I could have      put something in my onigiri! [16:32] Ishikawa     Right, Sengoku?     Like shiso leaves or something! [16:34] Sengoku     Huh? Sh-Sh-Shiso? [16:38] Iura     Are those middle schoolers? [16:42] Hori     S-So you all showed up to     school early? That's so dumb! [16:46] Ishikawa     I'm just glad it wasn't just me. [16:49] Hori     Our teacher made a point of saying that      prospective students were coming today. [16:53] Iura     Oh, so that's why there were     middle schoolers wandering around. [16:56] Hori     Yep, that's right. [16:57] Hori     Where are Miyamura and Yuki? [17:00] Ishikawa     They went to buy something to drink. [17:03] Ishikawa     Now, why are you here early, Hori? [17:05] Hori     Oh, that's because... [17:07] Remi     Kyon-Kyon! [17:10] Remi     Ready to hit the school store? [17:12] Hori     You bet I am. [17:14] Hori     We can buy whatever we want! [17:16] _Sign     Squee     Squee     Squee [17:17] Ishikawa     I get it. There won't be     any lines in the cafeteria. [17:21] Ishikawa     Wanna go get lunch? [17:23] Iura     Sure! [17:28] Iura     There's more middle schoolers. [17:32] Iura     I wonder if there are lots of 'em. [17:33] Ishikawa     I dunno. I can't get over     how young they look. [17:38] Ishikawa     Say, is your sister coming? [17:40] Iura     Not a chance. She hates being in groups. [17:44] Iura     If she is here, she'd be on her own— [17:47] Kitahara     Um, I think we're somewhere around here. [17:51] Iura     Kitahara! [17:53] Ishikawa     What's wrong, Shu?! [17:55] Iura     Get moving, body! [17:58] Ishikawa     Is something bothering you? [17:59] Kitahara     Um, excuse me. [18:01] Ishikawa     Huh? [18:02] Kitahara     We seem to be lost. [18:05] Ishikawa     Where do you want to go? [18:07] Kitahara     We're supposed to meet up here,      at the edge of the field. [18:11] Ishikawa     Ah, you can get there faster      from the side entrance. [18:15] Ishikawa     Follow this hall, go down the stairs      to the right, and you'll end up outside. [18:20] Kitahara     Thank you. [18:22] Ishikawa     Hey, Shu! [18:24] Iura     Don't call my name! Why would you do that?! [18:28] _Sign     Doesn't know     Iura's     full name [18:30] Ishikawa     What's with him? [18:32] Kitahara     Anyway, thank you again. [18:34] Ishikawa     Sure. Take care now. [18:38] Iura     He's finally leaving. [18:40] Hori     What are you doing? [18:42] Remi     C'mon, Iura-kun, let's go! [18:45] Remi     Once lunch break starts, it'll get crowded! [18:48] Iura     Ayasaki-san! [18:51] Remi     Iura-kun, c'mon! [18:53] Middle School Boy A     What's wrong, Kitahara? [18:54] Iura     Why is a girl calling my name     now of all times? [18:57] Remi     Hey! Earth to Iura-kun! [19:00] Iura     But if I move, Kitahara will see me! [19:01] Remi     Earth to Iura-kun! [19:03] Iura     I'm sorry, Ayasaki-san! Go on without me! [19:04] Remi     Iura-kun? [19:06] Hori     Iura, hurry up. [19:08] Iura     Oh, right. I'm sorry. [19:08] _Sign     Pressure [19:11] Kitahara     Huh? [19:16] Kitahara     You're... [19:18] Kitahara     Senpai? [19:19] Iura     "Senpai," huh? [19:21] Iura     If he'd called me anything else,     I would've pretended not to know him! [19:27] Kitahara     Senpai, I... [19:29] Iura     It's hard to pretend I don't know     him when he calls me that... [19:32] Iura     Scram already! [19:39] Iura     H-Hey, you're supposed to be outside! [19:42] Iura     Get going! [19:44] Iura     Ow! [19:44] _Sign     WHACK [19:45] Yasuda     Why are you bullying him, Iura?! [19:48] Yasuda     Don't go around scaring middle schoolers! [19:51] Ishikawa     They're way more scared of you, Yasuda. [19:57] Hori     Do you know Iura? [19:59] Remi     Do you go to Iura's middle school? [20:01] Kitahara     Um, does he have a girlfriend? [20:09] Iura     S-Stifled giggles and sympathy... [20:12] Remi     What do we say? That he does? [20:15] Hori     Let's respect his wishes. [20:18] Iura     I feel even more pathetic! [20:19] Iura     That's enough. You're leaving! [20:25] Hori     Care to join us at the school store? [20:27] Iura     No! [20:30] Kitahara     We have to go back to school for lunch. [20:33] Hori     Oh. [20:34] Iura     Phew. [20:36] Kitahara     Is that a relief? [20:37] Iura     You're freaking me out today. Leave already. [20:41] Kitahara     Senpai— [20:41] Yasuda     Okay, okay, you guys quit     lollygagging and get going. [20:45] Yasuda     I'll take you where you     need to go, so follow me. [20:49] Kitahara     Y-Yes, sir. [20:51] Ishikawa     Yasuda, you should be nice to us, too. [20:54] Yasuda     Why's that? You're never nice to me. [20:58] Ishikawa     Aw... [21:00] Iura     Yasuda, thank you. [21:02] _Sign     The first time Iura's     ever thanked Yasuda [21:05] _Sign     Peach Tea [21:07] Miyamura     Aw! [21:08] Miyamura     I would have liked to see that! [21:11] Yuki     Me too, me too! [21:13] Iura     Huh? Why? It wasn't funny at all. [21:17] Remi     Sure it was. [21:19] Remi     You were acting the part of his senpai! [21:22] Iura     Wh-What's wrong with that?     Nothing, that's what! [21:26] Sengoku     But you don't usually react      to people so negatively. [21:29] Sengoku     Are you on bad terms? [21:30] Hori     That boy seemed comfortable around him. [21:33] Iura     He's in the same class as my sister. [21:36] Iura     He just happened to be here today. [21:38] Hori     What? They you you should try     to get along with him! [21:41] Iura     Well, y'know... [21:43] Hori     What? Why are you being so wishy-washy? [21:46] Hori     Is there something else about him— [21:50] Hori     Was it him? Is he the one? [21:54] Hori     He is, isn't he?! [21:56] Yuki     Aw, I didn't get to see him! [21:58] Miyamura     Me neither! [21:59] Ishikawa     Shu, is that true? For real? [22:05] Sengoku     Who is this middle schooler? [22:08] Remi     No idea. [23:36] _Sign     Next time     page.6 Sleepover