E4 - Hori Kotatsu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Miyamura     I need to score better     outside of classic lit... [00:05] Miyamura     I can't get a medical excuse for the quiz. [00:08] Hori     No one gets a medical excuse for a quiz. [00:11] Kyosuke     Oh, studying around the kotatsu, are we? [00:14] Miyamura     We have exams coming up. [00:15] Kyosuke     Nice! How about I join you— [00:18] Hori     Go away. [00:20] Hori     We don't have a place for you, Kyosuke. [00:23] Kyosuke     Huh? [00:24] Hori     Just Sota, me, Miyamura, and Mom. [00:27] Kyosuke     Hey... [00:28] Kyosuke     Are you treating me worse by the day? [00:31] Kyosuke     I might just cry. [02:03] TV     I swear my wife uses this     language wrong sometimes. [02:06] TV     Oh? How so? [02:08] TV     I was super depressed... [02:10] TV     so my wife cooked a meal to cheer me up. [02:13] TV     She sounds like a great wife. [02:14] TV     She grabbed my shoulder     and said with a serious face... [02:15] _Sign     Hori Kotatsu [02:18] TV     "A-A journey of a thousand miles     begins with fifty to a hundred steps..." [02:26] Miyamura     Bathroom... [02:34] Miyamura     Ow... [02:36] Hori     What are you doing? [02:38] Hori     What time is it? [02:40] Miyamura     Hori-san, wait, wait, wait!     Don't get up! Lie back down! [02:43] Hori     Huh? [02:44] Miyamura     Yeowch! [02:45] Miyamura     My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg! [02:46] _Sign     CRAMPED [02:46] Hori     Your leg? [02:47] Miyamura     I mean, someone's leg is locking      my knee and I can't get up! [02:51] Hori     It's not mine. [02:51] _Sign     °It's hers [02:53] Miyamura     Aw, man... I just want to go to the bathroom. [02:57] Hori     Just do it there. [02:58] Miyamura     Don't be unreasonable! [03:01] Kyosuke     Huh? What time is it? [03:03] Kyosuke     Around ten or so? [03:05] Hori     Ouch! [03:06] Kyosuke     Keep it down, Kyoko. [03:07] Hori     You're twisting my leg when you move! [03:10] Kyosuke     That's ridiculous. Right, Miyamura-kun? [03:12] Kyosuke     Wait, Miyamura-kun? What's wrong? [03:15] Miyamura     I need to go to the bathroom... [03:17] Miyamura     I know. I'll wake up Sota.     He'll catch cold if he sleeps here. [03:21] Miyamura     Sota... [03:24] Kyosuke     You're wrenching my leg, Miyamura-kun! [03:26] Hori     Stop moving, Kyosuke! [03:30] Miyamura     A cruel world where we all harm each other... [03:33] Miyamura     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... [03:34] Hori     What now? Should we call for help? [03:36] Kyosuke     That'd be too embarrassing. We're entangled      like something out of a pervy book. [03:41] Kyosuke     Right, Miyamura-kun? [03:42] Hori     Ouch! [03:43] Hori     You get out, Kyosuke! It's your     fault this is so complicated! [03:45] _Sign     Hori [03:45] _Sign     Dad [03:45] _Sign     Miyamura [03:47] Kyosuke     What was that? I'd get out if I could. [03:50] Miyamura     I can't take this anymore.     I need to go so bad I can't even get up. [03:54] Miyamura     You two figure it out. [03:55] Hori     Don't give up, Miyamura! [03:57] Hori     Let's review the situation. [03:59] Hori     We need a plan. Someone must be sacrificed. [04:01] Kyosuke     Okay, I'll pull as hard as I can. [04:04] Miyamura     Please wait. [04:05] Miyamura     Kyosuke-san's right leg     is stuck between mine. [04:09] Miyamura     Hori-san's legs are also wrapped     pretty tightly around me. [04:13] Miyamura     Pulling will cause lots of pain     but ultimately fail. [04:15] Hori     I see. [04:16] Kyosuke     So what do we do? [04:18] Miyamura     I'll yank as hard as I can,     so you two bear with it! [04:21] Hori     Hold it right there! [04:22] Hori     What kind of idiotic idea is that?! [04:25] Miyamura     Then answer me this! Does anyone     need the bathroom more than me? [04:28] Hori     And what about me?! My skirt's flipped,     but I'm not complaining! [04:32] Hori     That's not the same thing!     No one can even see it! [04:35] Hori     Don't go back to sleep, Kyosuke! [04:35] _Sign     Disengaged [04:38] Miyamura     I shouldn't have drunk so much tea. [04:40] Hori     Man... [04:43] Hori     Wait, hang on. [04:47] Hori     I did it! One of my legs is free! [04:49] Miyamura     Really? That's great! [04:52] Miyamura     One of mine is free, too! [04:53] Hori     Kyosuke, wake up! [04:55] Kyosuke     Huh? [04:56] Miyamura     All right, I'm out! [05:02] Kyosuke     Did Miyamura-kun make it in time? [05:05] Hori     I'm glad that crisis is over. [05:11] Miyamura     I've got it. [05:12] Miyamura     Instead of lying down in      three different directions, [05:12] _Sign     Hori [05:12] _Sign     Dad [05:12] _Sign     Miyamura [05:15] _Sign     Dad Hori Miyamura [05:15] Miyamura     we can all do it the same way. [05:18] Hori     Good thinking. [05:19] _Sign     They all slept in the kotatsu. [05:25] Miyamura     When I woke up last time,      it was already dark. [05:28] Miyamura     I'll go home at seven today. [05:31] Hori     That gives us about an hour. [05:32] Miyamura     Crap. I might fall asleep. [05:35] Hori     Oh, don't be silly. [05:46] Kyosuke     Hey, aren't you Sengoku's boy? [05:51] Kyosuke     Do you remember me?     You used to come to our house to play. [05:55] Sengoku     Y-Yes, you're Kyo-chan's... [06:00] Kyosuke     Boy, you sure grew a lot. [06:02] Kyosuke     No wonder, given you're Kyoko's age. [06:07] Kyosuke     Man, that takes me back     to my high school days... [06:08] (Flashback) Takeru     Listen to me, Kakeru. [06:09] (Flashback) Takeru     The Horis are trouble. The parents     have been since high school. [06:12] (Flashback) Takeru     You have to hold your ground! Let them     lead you by the nose and you're in for it! [06:15] (Flashback) Young Sengoku     In for what? [06:17] (Flashback) Takeru     Trouble with a capital T! [06:19] Kyosuke     So, Kake... Uh, T-Takeru-kun,     how's your dad doing? [06:23] Sengoku     My name's Kakeru!     My dad is doing well, thank you. [06:27] Kyosuke     Oh? He is, is he? [06:30] Sengoku     He's going to do something to my dad! [06:33] Sengoku     Excuse me. I was just     on my way to buy an eraser... [06:38] Kyosuke     Since you're here, why not stop by our place? [06:41] Kyosuke     It's cold. Come in and warm up. [06:42] Sengoku     No, wait... I... [06:57] Hori     Hey. Hey, old man. [06:58] Hori     What? I just fell asleep. [07:02] Hori     When did Sengoku get here? And how? [07:04] Kyosuke     Around nine. I ran into him     outside and invited him in. [07:08] Kyosuke     Then while we were talking,      I started getting real sleepy. [07:13] Hori     Miyamura, it's midnight. [07:18] Miyamura     Gotta save... before the dungeon... [07:22] Hori     Huh? [07:23] Miyamura     Right, President...?     Can't forget to save, can you...? [07:27] Sengoku     Oh, yeah, and buy some     MP recovery items in town... [07:32] Miyamura     Yeah... [07:34] Hori     Encounter! Encounter! [07:37] Sengoku     A g-golem appeared! [07:39] Hori     Huh? Why are you looking at me? [07:41] Miyamura     Calm down, President!      I'll cast a destruction spell! [07:44] Hori     You calm down first! [07:46] Kyosuke     Great! The hero's party is here! [07:48] Hori     You stay out of this! [07:49] Miyamura     Wait, what's the president doing here? [07:52] Sengoku     I was abducted in my own neighborhood. [07:54] Hori     His doing, I'll bet. [07:56] Sengoku     I haven't had a bath or eaten     dinner, and I took a long nap. [08:00] Miyamura     Oh, yeah, wouldn't wanna miss my bath. [08:02] Hori     Just use ours and quit whining, you two. [08:05] Miyamura     Huh? But I can't show him. [08:08] Sengoku     There's something you don't want me to see? [08:11] Miyamura     Nope, nothing! [08:14] Sengoku     Hey, that's right! You waited until late      at night to use the bath on our field trip! [08:19] Miyamura     D-Did I? [08:20] Sengoku     You wouldn't get in the pool, either.      I was wondering why that was. [08:24] Miyamura     Well, y'know, I'm just so scrawny. [08:29] Sengoku     If you're scrawny,     I might as well be a skeleton. [08:34] Sengoku     Th-Th-That wasn't supposed to be funny! [08:49] _Sign     3 unread messages [08:50] _Sign     Where are you? [09:01] Hori     I did it again... [09:04] Hori     This kotatsu's bad news. [09:06] Hori     Miyamura, wake up— [09:08] _Sign     3 unread messages [09:08] Hori     Man, he left his phone open. [09:12] Hori     You've got messages— [09:17] Shindo     Oh, crap. I sent those to Miyamura. [09:20] Shindo     So that's why Chika hasn't shown. [09:22] Hori     "Where are you? I know it's cold and all,     but I'd like to apologize for the other day." [09:26] Hori     "Can you come to the park near school?     I'll be waiting there." [09:28] Hori     "You can say whatever you like. I'll still     love you, even though I don't say it much." [09:31] Hori     "I know you'll understand—" [09:34] Hori     "Love you"?! [09:38] Hori     Miyamura! Hey, Miyamura! [09:42] Miyamura     What do you want, Shindo? [09:45] Miyamura     Ow! [09:48] Miyamura     Huh? [09:48] _Sign     Sting Sting     Sting [09:49] Miyamura     I feel like someone punched me     in the head as hard as they could. [09:53] Miyamura     That can't be, can it? Of course not. [09:57] Miyamura     Hori-san, are you asleep? [10:01] Miyamura     Oh, you're awake. [10:03] Miyamura     Just faking it, huh? It's eight o'clock. [10:05] Hori     I know that. [10:07] Miyamura     Why are you angry? [10:10] Miyamura     The cause is a mystery... [10:11] _Sign     It's him [10:13] Hori     I'm not angry. [10:14] Miyamura     Really? [10:15] Hori     I just said I wasn't. [10:18] Miyamura     Hey, lookee here. [10:20] Miyamura     We've got mikans, your favorite. [10:23] Miyamura     I'll peel one for you. [10:33] Miyamura     Wow, she actually got up for that. [10:37] Miyamura     Better not laugh, Izumi. [10:40] Hori     I decided I'd only eat two a day! [10:43] Miyamura     So you hate mikans now? [10:45] Hori     I don't like mikan-flavored things. [10:47] Hori     Same with yuzu, citron, and grapefruit. [10:51] Hori     I don't want it! [10:54] Miyamura     What? But I just peeled it for you. [10:56] Miyamura     Here. [10:58] Hori     Get it away! [10:59] Miyamura     Here. Here, here. Here. [11:02] Miyamura     If you don't eat it, I'll kiss you. [11:07] Miyamura     And I'll kiss you if you do eat it. [11:15] Miyamura     Thank goodness you're not angry anymore. [11:19] Hori     Is that what he's been up to? [11:22] Hori     Hey, that message— [11:32] Hori     Why did he give it to me like that? [11:36] Hori     Is it habit? [11:38] Miyamura     Want a candy? [11:42] Hori     Is it?! [11:46] Hori     I won't stand for that. [11:48] Miyamura     Here we go again. [11:56] Sengoku     That was our elementary camp trip. [11:58] Ishikawa     I didn't expect to find pictures     like this at Sengoku's house. [12:01] Sengoku     We've been friends a long time, after all. [12:03] Ishikawa     Sengoku, you haven't changed one bit. [12:06] Sengoku     Oh? Y-You think so? [12:09] Miyamura     Huh? President, what album is that?     What pictures are in it? [12:13] Sengoku     O-Oh, it's nothing special.     Just some boring ones— [12:17] Ishikawa     What's in there, Miyamura? Well? [12:18] Sengoku     Miyamura-kun, let's play some games! [12:20] Sengoku     We still have a Super Nintendo! [12:22] Sengoku     You wanted to play it, remember?! [12:22] _Sign     Christmas with Kyoko-chan [12:22] _Sign     Elementary school graduation, at the front door     Congratulations! [12:23] _Sign     Entering middle school, smiling with friend [12:27] Miyamura     It says, "Sengoku, age 12,      screws up cutting his hair." [12:29] Ishikawa     I wanna see! Pass it here, Miyamura! [12:31] Sengoku     No! You're killing me! [12:32] Miyamura     Man, this is hilarious. [12:34] Ishikawa     Give it up, Sengoku! [12:36] _Sign     Kyoko-chan and Kakeru swimming in the kiddie pool [12:36] Sengoku     Not a chance! [12:43] _Both     Lolicon. [12:44] Miyamura     N-No! [12:46] Ishikawa     So, Miyamura, if three is as low as you go,     what's your upper limit? [12:50] Miyamura     I don't do less than high school age,     thank you very much. [12:54] Sengoku     Does Kyo-chan still get changed      in front of other people? [13:01] Ishikawa     Do any girls change     in front of other people? [13:04] Ishikawa     She's a third-year. [13:05] Sengoku     What? I mean, just the other day, she... [13:07] _Sign     Student Council [13:10] (Flashback) Hori     I have phys ed first period! [13:12] (Flashback) Hori     Sengoku, let me borrow      this room for five minutes. [13:14] (Flashback) Sengoku     Sure. [13:15] (Flashback) Hori     I don't have time to go to the changing room. [13:19] (Flashback) Sengoku     Kyo-chan. [13:20] (Flashback) Sengoku     Doesn't this make you self-conscious? [13:23] (Flashback) Sengoku     I'm still in the room. [13:24] (Flashback) Hori     Huh? [13:25] (Flashback) Hori     So what? I could still use the toilet     or the bath with you in the room. [13:30] (Flashback) Hori     Why do you ask? [13:31] _Both     She doesn't see it as a big deal at all! [13:34] Sengoku     I thought it was a bit odd, so I asked      if the same went for Miyamura-kun. [13:40] Sengoku     And she said... [13:41] (Flashback) Hori     I'd never do that! [13:44] Sengoku     She seemed angry. [13:46] Miyamura     I-I see. Sorry, I guess. [13:49] Sengoku     We took baths together all the time as kids. [13:53] Ishikawa     Well, as kids, sure. [13:56] Sengoku     Hang on. When was the last time we did it...? [14:00] Sengoku     Huh? [14:02] Sengoku     I feel like we did it for an     inappropriately long time... [14:06] Sengoku     But I'm afraid to try to remember. [14:07] Miyamura     Kindergarten or so? [14:09] Sengoku     Oh, yeah. Maybe first grade at the latest. [14:12] Sengoku     I need to keep quiet! [14:14] Miyamura     Figures. [14:17] _Sign     Crispy [14:17] _Sign     Nori Balls [14:17] _Sign     Lightly salted     Baked, not fried [14:20] Hori     They have them! [14:21] _Sign     Nori Balls [14:21] _Sign     Lightly salted     Baked, not fried [14:21] _Sign     Crispy [14:21] Hori     Sota said he likes these,      so I wanted to try them. [14:25] Miyamura     Huh. [14:26] Hori     I'll go check out. [14:32] Hori     I-I'm so sorry. Thank you. [14:37] Takeru     Koyanagi-san? [14:38] Hori     What? Y-You're mistaken. [14:43] Hori     Sengoku...? [14:45] Takeru     Would you happen to be Hori's daughter? [14:49] Hori     Oh, you're Sengoku-kun's father! [14:51] Hori     Kakeru-kun is always such a help to us. [14:55] Takeru     Kind of you to say. [14:58] Miyamura     You're the president's father? [15:00] Miyamura     Hello, I'm Miyamura. [15:03] Miyamura     The council president and I have      become good friends. [15:06] Takeru     What a difference! Please don't let     the Hori family corrupt you! [15:10] Miyamura     Huh? [15:11] Hori     Um, I can hear you. [15:17] Miyamura     The president's father seems pretty nice. [15:20] Hori     They're practically identical. [15:22] Miyamura     Think he'll look like that in a few years? [15:25] Miyamura     By the way, who's Koyanagi-san? [15:27] Hori     Oh, that's my mom's maiden name. [15:29] Hori     My parents and Sengoku's father      went to the same high school. [15:33] Miyamura     Huh. [15:34] _Sign     Probably goofed off [15:34] _Sign     Two years younger [15:34] _Sign     Always smiling [15:34] _Sign     Probably serious (impression) [15:35] Miyamura     I wonder what things were like back then. [15:38] Hori     Hey, what are your parents like? [15:41] Miyamura     My parents? [15:43] Miyamura     Hmm, ordinary. [15:44] Hori     Oh, so just like mine. [15:49] Hori     Dummy! You still had half left! [16:05] Kyosuke     You guys stay quiet way too long. [16:08] Takeru     We're not staying quiet.     The conversation just keeps dying. [16:12] Takeru     Isn't that right, Kakeru?     He's terrible at this. [16:14] Sengoku     Huh? [16:15] Kyosuke     That's not true. I was just reminiscing. [16:19] Kyosuke     Right, Kakeru-kun? [16:20] Sengoku     Um, sure. [16:22] Takeru     You can be honest, Kakeru-kun. [16:25] Kyosuke     There you go, ignoring his opinion. [16:27] Sengoku     Get me out of here. [16:28] Hori     We're back! Gosh, it's cold! [16:31] Miyamura     Hey, President! You're here! [16:33] Kyosuke     Welcome back. [16:34] Miyamura     His dad's here, too. [16:36] Takeru     I remember you. Hurry on inside. [16:43] Sengoku     Hey, why are you two sitting by me? [16:46] Sengoku     You could sit over there. [16:48] Hori     It's cold by the window. [16:51] Hori     Now, why are you and your dad here? [16:54] Sengoku     Your dad ran into mine     coming home from work, [16:57] Sengoku     and he abducted us both. [16:59] Hori     You're both really good at getting abducted. [17:02] Miyamura     The class president's so skinny,     I feel a draft. [17:06] Sengoku     I'm sorry. [17:07] Takeru     Miyamura-kun, do you live here? [17:11] Takeru     You walked right in. [17:12] Miyamura     Half of the time, I suppose. [17:15] Kyosuke     He's dating Kyoko.     Aren't they a cute couple? [17:19] Takeru     Is that so? [17:20] Takeru     Well, Kakeru has no time for such things. [17:24] Hori     Huh? [17:25] Takeru     Kakeru doesn't need a girlfriend. [17:28] Takeru     It would interfere with his studies. [17:34] Miyamura     President, what's he talking about? [17:36] Miyamura     Are you hiding it from him? [17:37] Sengoku     Not hiding, exactly. I just haven't     gotten around to telling him. [17:41] Sengoku     I was waiting for the right time,      and I invited Remi over for Christmas... [17:45] (Flashback) Remi     I want it to be in my room! [17:48] Sengoku     But I ended up going to her place instead. [17:51] Sengoku     I was surrounded by insects. [17:54] Sengoku     So it's remained a secret ever since. [17:57] Sengoku     Huh? [18:01] _Sign     The "So it's a secret, is it?" face [18:01] Miyamura     President, are you cold?     The way you're shaking is concerning. [18:05] Sengoku     Don't tell him. [18:06] Hori     Huh? Tell your dad what? [18:08] Kyosuke     What's up? [18:09] Takeru     Tell me what? [18:13] Hori     Just tell him that you've been      dating someone for quite a while. [18:13] _Sign     Just tell him that you've been dating someone for quite a while. You'll feel so much better. [18:17] Hori     You'll feel so much better. [18:17] Sengoku     A loose cannon. [18:18] Miyamura     Say, president,     how is Ayasaki-san today? [18:21] Miyamura     Oh, I'm sorry! You're keeping her      a secret, right? That just slipped out. [18:23] Sengoku     And an oblivious time bomb. [18:25] Sengoku     The oblivious time bomb is the real danger... [18:27] Sengoku     Namely, you! [18:28] Miyamura     Huh? I'm a person! [18:30] Takeru     Kakeru-kun probably has someone he's into. [18:34] Takeru     Isn't it unreasonable to say he can't date? [18:37] Sengoku     This could work!     Maybe this will settle things! [18:39] Takeru     Shut up. Enough of that.     Stay out of our family affairs. [18:43] Kyosuke     Your whole way of thinking     is outdated. Get with it. [18:47] Takeru     Don't boss me around. I'm older than you! [18:49] Takeru     You bring me here on my personal time     and think you can lecture me? [18:53] Kyosuke     When you forgot your lunch,     I gave you some bread from the store! [18:55] Takeru     Yeah, about that! [18:57] Takeru     That bread cost 80 yen,      but you asked me for 100! [19:00] Miyamura     They're not even talking about     the same thing any more. [19:00] Kyosuke     How ungrateful! I can't believe you!     Kyoko, don't be like this when you grow up! [19:02] Takeru     It almost seems... [19:03] Takeru     Did you hear that, Kakeru?     This is fraud, plain and simple! [19:04] Hori     Instead of adults, they're fighting like... [19:07] _All     High schoolers. [19:09] Kyosuke     Are you sure that's a good idea? [19:11] Kyosuke     Walking through what looks like a rain puddle     can get you soaked up to your knees. [19:15] Kyosuke     Are you sure that's a good idea? [19:16] Takeru     You already said that! [19:18] Takeru     Although, compared to the idiot who arrived     at school after all the exams were over... [19:22] Kyosuke     That was only because     someone stole my front wheel! [19:25] Takeru     Then walk instead! [19:26] Sengoku     This is embarrassing. I wish they'd shut up. [19:26] _Sign     YAMMER YAMMER [19:29] Hori     Yeah? It's always like this here. [19:33] Miyamura     You two are such good friends. [19:37] Kyosuke     Yup! We're best friends, right, Sengoku? [19:39] Takeru     Shut up! Best friends, my ass! [19:41] Takeru     I'll never forgive     what you did at graduation! [19:44] Takeru     Just as I was giving my     speech as council president... [19:44] _Sign     Speech [19:47] (Flashback) Kyosuke     Achoo! [19:49] Takeru     You had that sneeze planned, didn't you?! [19:51] Kyosuke     That sneeze... came from     the student body rep. [19:54] Takeru     We didn't have a student body rep! [19:56] Hori     Let's go back to talking     about Sengoku's girlfriend. [19:59] _Sign     SHOCK [19:59] Sengoku     No! Feel free to keep reminiscing! [20:04] Takeru     Don't try to laugh it off! [20:06] Miyamura     It seems that the Sengokus... [20:10] Miyamura     are still at the mercy of the Horis. [20:19] Takeru     Listen, Kakeru. You do not     need a girlfriend right now. [20:23] Takeru     Especially not one like Hori's daughter. [20:26] Sengoku     There's no way I can tell him now! [20:30] Miyamura     Imports are stuff that comes into Japan... [20:36] Miyamura     I hope I can score at least 40 on this. [20:38] Miyamura     Can I get that high? I'm not so sure. [20:42] Hori     Did you study for math? [20:43] Miyamura     I gave up. [20:45] Hori     You gave up at the beginning      of the school year. [20:48] Hori     Try picking it back up instead. [20:52] Miyamura     You're eating so many. [20:53] Miyamura     Your nails will turn orange. [20:55] Hori     I'm not eating that many. [20:59] Miyamura     Don't say I didn't warn you. [21:04] Hori     Here. [21:04] Miyamura     Me eating won't do anything      about your fingers. [21:09] Hori     I know. [21:20] Hori     This is like... [21:22] Hori     feeding an animal! I'll give him another. [21:52] Miyamura     I cleaned your finger. [21:58] _Sign     Drip [22:00] Hori     It's not clean. [22:04] Miyamura     Hori-san, I'll skip everything      except classic lit. [22:07] Hori     Huh?! 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