# E4 - Everybody Loves Somebody
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2EEQ3/everybody-loves-somebody)
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**[00:12] ---**
Huh? Wait, what?
**[00:17] ---**
Sorry, are you okay?!
**[00:35] ---**
Horimiya
**[01:54] ---**
Student Council Room
***SIGN*** Everybody Loves Somebody
**[01:55] ---**
Two, four, six, eight...
**[01:59] ---**
Thanks for picking these up for me.
**[02:02] ---**
Must be tough handling
everything by yourself.
**[02:04] ---**
I don't do it all.
**[02:06] ---**
Remi and Sengoku-kun handle
the things they're able to handle.
**[02:14] ---**
Remi always opens this window for us,
so we get this nice breeze.
**[02:22] ---**
It's kind of cool how you work this hard,
even when nobody's looking.
**[02:28] ---**
Wait, are you talking about me?
**[02:31] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:32] ---**
You good with those papers?
**[02:33] ---**
Huh? Yeah, I'll be fine.
**[02:37] ---**
Thanks for the help, Ishikawa-kun.
**[02:41] ---**
Here.
**[02:42] ---**
This for me?
**[02:44] ---**
We were supposed to head
home together, but you didn't show.
**[02:48] ---**
So Hori-san...
**[02:50] ---**
Ugh, you must be dying of heat!
**[02:52] ---**
Promise me you'll take your
jacket off when you walk home!
**[02:56] ---**
Here, I got some frozen treats.
**[02:57] ---**
Have one with Toru when he gets here.
**[03:00] ---**
Gave me these.
Apparently they were half off.
**[03:04] ---**
I see, they're from Hori.
**[03:06] ---**
Juicy Melon
**[03:06] ---**
How nice...
**[03:07] ---**
I can't *have* melon, dammit!
**[03:10] ---**
Huh?!
**[03:13] ---**
Hold it!
**[03:15] ---**
Juicy Melon
**[03:18] ---**
*This* is what you stopped me for?
**[03:21] ---**
Well, I can't eat two...
**[03:23] ---**
So I'm your garbage disposal?
**[03:25] ---**
Sorry.
**[03:27] ---**
Oh, Miyamura-kun, your
tongue's turned white.
**[03:32] ---**
Maybe 'cause I'm eating this popsicle.
**[03:34] ---**
Let me see yours.
**[03:35] ---**
Whoa, it's green! Like, super green!
**[03:38] ---**
Glad *you two* are enjoying this.
**[03:40] ---**
I bet I'm the only one
who didn't get anything.
**[03:43] ---**
Whoa, Ishikawa-kun,
your tongue's kind of long.
**[03:46] ---**
Really?
**[03:47] ---**
It *is* long. Like a snake's.
**[03:50] ---**
I'll have to tell Remi
and Sakura about it later.
**[03:52] ---**
Could you not?!
**[03:55] ---**
Who's Sakura?
**[03:56] ---**
Sakura Kono. She's on the
student council with Remi and I.
**[04:01] ---**
Oh, the nerdy-looking girl!
**[04:03] ---**
Don't call her that.
**[04:04] ---**
Come to think of it, there are
a lot of girls on the council.
**[04:10] ---**
Sengoku's harem.
**[04:12] ---**
*Hey*! It's strictly business!
**[04:14] ---**
You get to use the A/C in the
council room as much as you want...
**[04:18] ---**
Like a spoiled king.
**[04:19] ---**
You have *that* much power, Prez?!
**[04:21] ---**
Don't make me out to be some villain.
**[04:23] ---**
Though, yes, the A/C
is a special privilege.
**[04:25] ---**
You can swing by the student
council to cool off any time.
**[04:28] ---**
Huh?
**[04:29] ---**
You mean it?
**[04:32] ---**
Student Council Room
**[04:33] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[04:36] ---**
Ugh, I lost!
**[04:37] ---**
Hori-san and Miyamura-kun have to go!
**[04:40] ---**
They swung by... and brought friends.
**[04:43] ---**
Oolong tea, orange
juice, a cola... what else?
**[04:48] ---**
Strawberry milk.
**[04:50] ---**
Hey, are Hori-san and
Miyamura-kun really not dating?
**[04:55] ---**
Uh...
**[04:56] ---**
Who knows...
**[04:57] ---**
I feel like Ishikawa-kun would be
a *way* better match for Hori-san!
**[05:03] ---**
W-Wait, really?!
**[05:05] ---**
Cut it out. He *just* gave up on her.
**[05:14] ---**
Ishikawa-kun has a crush on Hori-san?
**[05:18] ---**
Yeah, sounds like it.
**[05:21] ---**
If you really want to be with Kyo-chan,
**[05:24] ---**
you'd better be one hell of a masochist.
**[05:26] ---**
Wait, what? Why? Where's this coming from?
**[05:30] ---**
Ishikawa-kun has a crush on Hori-san...
**[05:33] ---**
Oh, crap, the cola!
**[05:36] ---**
Who wanted that again?
**[05:40] ---**
They sure are taking
their time getting drinks.
**[05:43] ---**
Wonder what they're up to?
**[05:46] ---**
I don't mean, like, they're
doing anything weird!
**[05:49] ---**
Yeah. What could they get up to
in the middle of the day at school?
**[05:54] ---**
So... what *are* they up to?
**[05:58] ---**
Sheesh, get it together!
**[06:00] ---**
Sorry...
**[06:03] ---**
See, look what you did.
**[06:05] ---**
I shouldn't have put it that way...
**[06:06] ---**
Don't worry.
**[06:08] ---**
I bet Miyamura just dropped
the change or something.
**[06:09] ---**
*Psychic*
**[06:12] ---**
Yoshikawa's kindness deserves to
be put in the class log for posterity.
**[06:16] ---**
Good thing I'm class leader today.
**[06:18] ---**
Don't fill the classroom
log with useless crap.
**[06:20] ---**
Stop messing around with my hair!
**[06:23] ---**
Messing around...
**[06:25] ---**
Hey, sorry for the wait!
**[06:28] ---**
We would've been back sooner.
**[06:30] ---**
Hey, thanks! Got my cola?
**[06:33] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[06:34] ---**
Huh? For what?
**[06:36] ---**
Hori screwed me.
**[06:38] ---**
I'm really sorry to do
this to you, Ishikawa-kun.
**[06:41] ---**
Stop! I don't want to hear it!
**[06:43] ---**
Wait, what?
**[06:43] ---**
Please, don't!
**[06:45] ---**
What happened?
**[06:46] ---**
He was holding Toru's soda when...
**[06:48] ---**
Oh, damn, that really sucks!
**[06:51] ---**
If I were you, I'd be going after
the guy who did me like that!
**[06:56] ---**
Yeah, Sengoku-kun!
That's how a real man handles it!
**[06:59] ---**
Aw, man.
**[07:00] ---**
Yoshikawa?
**[07:02] ---**
You've got a bunch of pens, right?
**[07:04] ---**
Could you stab me in the arm with one?
**[07:07] ---**
Whoa! Why? Just cause you
got screwed out of a drink?
**[07:09] ---**
Yeah, c'mon, Ishikawa-kun.
**[07:11] ---**
I didn't mean to.
It, like, just... happened.
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah, one thing lead to another.
**[07:19] ---**
I should've tried to stop
it before it happened,
**[07:22] ---**
but the deed is done.
**[07:23] ---**
What's done is done! It's all good.
**[07:26] ---**
*It's not good at all!*
**[07:28] ---**
Ugh, c'mon, it's just a soda.
**[07:31] ---**
Wait... soda?
**[07:33] ---**
Why's it exploding?! Dammit, Miyamura!
**[07:38] ---**
My hands are all sticky...
**[07:40] ---**
Now we gotta clean
the floor. Got any rags?
**[07:40] ---**
Miyamura-kun dropped your soda.
Now we gotta clean the floor. Got any rags?
**[07:44] ---**
Man, is that all? I got
all worried for nothing.
**[07:47] ---**
Here.
**[07:50] ---**
Thanks, Kono-san.
**[07:56] ---**
You're welcome.
**[08:08] ---**
Sorry the A/C's broken.
**[08:10] ---**
It's okay, I don't mind the heat.
**[08:13] ---**
Though at night, I'll
sleep without clothes on.
**[08:15] ---**
Ugh, I should just study in the
student council room next time...
**[08:19] ---**
Wait, you sleep naked?!
**[08:20] ---**
Huh?! I mean, I wear underwear!
**[08:24] ---**
I just thought that was normal... Shoot...
**[08:28] ---**
Come to think of it, he doesn't
get embarrassed about undressing.
**[08:32] ---**
Wait, was I supposed to get
embarrassed when he undressed?!
**[08:36] ---**
Ugh, just thinking about it
makes me feel embarrassed...
**[08:40] ---**
Hey, Miyamura, can I see your tattoos?
**[08:43] ---**
Sure.
**[08:45] ---**
Don't start stripping!
**[08:46] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:47] ---**
All I asked was to see them
and you just start stripping?!
**[08:50] ---**
You didn't even ask why,
you just stripped!
**[08:52] ---**
You're scaring me!
**[08:53] ---**
Your shouting is way scarier, Hori-san...
**[08:56] ---**
You're just cool with
stripping in front of people?
**[08:59] ---**
Huh?
**[09:00] ---**
I mean, you know what it looks like, so...
**[09:03] ---**
What about if you
stripped in front of Toru?
**[09:04] ---**
Well, yeah, but he knows
about the tattoos and stuff.
**[09:10] ---**
If Toru stripped in front of you,
would you get flustered?
**[09:13] ---**
I guess it depends on the situation.
**[09:15] ---**
So that means...
**[09:16] ---**
Stop!
**[09:18] ---**
Hold on, Hori-san.
Why are you asking me all this?
**[09:22] ---**
'Cause you don't seem to
get flustered about anything.
**[09:26] ---**
I was wondering what
*would* get you flustered.
**[09:31] ---**
Like, I haven't really seen
you get embarrassed or blush...
**[09:35] ---**
I'm always the one
freaking out about stuff, right?
**[09:38] ---**
I blush super easily...
**[09:41] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, God! He's totally creeped out!
**[09:46] ---**
Wait, was I supposed to
be embarrassed just now?
**[09:51] ---**
Okay, let's try it again!
**[09:53] ---**
What's the point?!
**[09:54] ---**
Besides, something's off.
**[09:56] ---**
I mean, it *is* hot.
Going shirtless would feel better.
**[09:59] ---**
So you *are* hot!
**[10:00] ---**
Hey, Hori-san, do you really think
I've never gotten flustered, ever?
**[10:07] ---**
W-Well, kind of. Like a teeny bit.
**[10:12] ---**
S-So not long ago, I ran into
a friend from middle school.
**[10:16] ---**
A friend?
**[10:20] ---**
Miyamura?
**[10:24] ---**
Shindo?
**[10:27] ---**
Damn, man, I'm jealous!
You're finally growin' up on me.
**[10:31] ---**
Wait, what?
**[10:32] ---**
Don't play coy with me, bro!
**[10:34] ---**
You mean me being a
senior in high school now?
**[10:37] ---**
Heard you missed too
many days and got held back.
**[10:39] ---**
*Got Held Back*
**[10:42] ---**
That's not what I mean, you moron!
**[10:44] ---**
I'm talking about that girlfriend
you're always walking around with!
**[10:46] ---**
Huh?! Sh-She's not my girlfriend!
**[10:49] ---**
C'mon, like I believe that.
**[10:51] ---**
I don't mind the joke, but Hori-san would.
**[10:54] ---**
So her name's Hori-san, huh?
**[10:57] ---**
You don't call your girlfriend
by her first name?
**[11:02] ---**
I-I totally do...
**[11:04] ---**
I blurted it out in the moment...
**[11:07] ---**
Wow.
**[11:09] ---**
Sorry. I thought I'd be fine with
him thinking you're my girlfriend,
**[11:13] ---**
but it still got me all flustered...
**[11:16] ---**
Oh, but don't worry, I'll tell him
right now that we're not dating.
**[11:20] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[11:21] ---**
I mean, you don't have
to tell him we aren't...
**[11:26] ---**
Speak of the devil! It's my friend!
**[11:29] ---**
He just texted me...
**[11:32] ---**
What's that look for?
**[11:35] ---**
Ooh, he sent a picture. Lemme see!
**[11:39] ---**
C'mon, I wanna see!
**[11:41] ---**
One moment, please.
**[11:42] ---**
Don't get all polite on me!
**[11:44] ---**
C'mon, please?
***SIGN*** I got me a girlfriend!
Cute, isn't she?
I told her we're gonna do
a double date sometime!
Don't forget to use protection,
wink wink! (^皿^)
**[11:45] ---**
What is that moron thinking?!
**[11:45] ---**
C'mon. Are you listening?
**[11:48] ---**
C'mon, Miyamura...
**[11:48] ---**
*Don't forget to use protection, wink wink!* (^皿^)*
**[11:49] ---**
Like hell I'm letting you see *that*!
**[11:50] ---**
Whoa! Volume!
**[11:52] ---**
Aaaand delete.
**[11:55] ---**
I've never seen you this
worked up before, Miyamura.
**[11:58] ---**
Huh? Oh, no, it's just
'cause he's such a moron.
**[12:02] ---**
Like, for real...
**[12:02] ---**
*Hello? Oh, sup, Miyamura?*
**[12:05] ---**
*Piss off*!
**[12:08] ---**
Is that how you always talk to
your friends from middle school?
**[12:13] ---**
Kinda.
**[12:14] ---**
I thought Miyamura was the
kind of guy who never god mad.
**[12:16] ---**
Why don't you try that
kind of reaction with Toru?
**[12:20] ---**
Maybe once we get to be better friends.
**[12:23] ---**
He's shy about the weirdest stuff.
**[12:25] ---**
You guys are pretty good friends
already though, yeah?
**[12:27] ---**
Y-You really think so?
**[12:31] ---**
Well, that's creepy.
**[12:34] ---**
There's so much I don't
know about Miyamura.
**[12:37] ---**
I wonder what he was
like in middle school...
**[12:43] ---**
Mmkay, I got that, and that...
**[12:49] ---**
Am I coming down with a cold?
**[12:50] ---**
Is it because I blasted
the A/C after it was fixed?
**[12:52] ---**
No way, only morons catch colds
in the summer. I can't be sick.
**[12:54] ---**
Hey, Hori-san!
**[13:00] ---**
Who're you?
**[13:01] ---**
Wait, their new song's out?
**[13:04] ---**
Yeah, I borrowed the CD from Shu.
**[13:05] ---**
Apparently it came out last week.
**[13:09] ---**
Maybe I'll ask to borrow it, too.
**[13:10] ---**
The vocals are awesome...
**[13:13] ---**
Huh? Isn't that Hori?
Is that guy hitting on her?
**[13:16] ---**
Wait, Hori-sa...
**[13:18] ---**
Hey, Hori...
**[13:20] ---**
What the hell are you doing, Shindo?!
**[13:23] ---**
He punched him without a second thought!
**[13:23] ---**
Hey, Miyamura! What a coinkidink!
**[13:26] ---**
Shut up!
**[13:28] ---**
I've been your friend for forever!
You should at least introduce me!
**[13:32] ---**
Koichi Shindo, second year,
went to my school. There.
**[13:35] ---**
Sounds like how you'd find him on Google...
**[13:37] ---**
You know this guy, Miyamura?
**[13:40] ---**
Huh? Nope.
**[13:41] ---**
You just said he went to your school.
**[13:44] ---**
Wait, *second* year?
**[13:46] ---**
Yup. I'm repeating the grade.
**[13:48] ---**
So he's...
**[13:49] ---**
An idiot. It's 'cause he's stupid.
**[13:52] ---**
Yeah, but I'm at Yasaka! You're so mean.
***SIGN*** Yasaka High = Best School in the City. AKA Pachi High.
**[13:54] ---**
Pachi High?!
**[13:55] ---**
Pachi High?!
**[13:56] ---**
Still wish I could've
gone to Katagiri with you.
**[13:59] ---**
What? Why?
**[14:01] ---**
'Cause you seem to be
having a good time there.
**[14:03] ---**
Though maybe 'cause of your girlfriend.
**[14:06] ---**
I told you, we're not like that!
**[14:08] ---**
C'mon, don't be shy!
**[14:09] ---**
Shut your mouth!
**[14:10] ---**
Guys, if we're gonna stop and chat,
can we do it somewhere with A/C?
**[14:14] ---**
Oh! Why don't we hit up a restaurant, then?
**[14:16] ---**
C'mon, Shindo!
**[14:26] ---**
Aw, crap, that's the bell.
We gotta change classrooms, right?
**[14:29] ---**
Let's go!
**[14:30] ---**
Hold up, Shindo!
**[14:36] ---**
Crap, I forgot my notebook.
Go on without me.
**[14:43] ---**
You gonna go to class?
**[14:51] ---**
It starts in two minutes!
**[14:59] ---**
Sheesh, at least pick up your stuff!
**[15:04] ---**
Here.
**[15:08] ---**
Uhh, Yamamura?
**[15:12] ---**
Not my name.
**[15:13] ---**
Huh? What'd you say?
**[15:14] ---**
That's not my name.
**[15:17] ---**
Sorry! Your name's Yamamoto, right?
**[15:19] ---**
You're getting even colder.
**[15:21] ---**
Just kidding, Yamakawa!
**[15:23] ---**
"Yama" isn't in my name!
**[15:25] ---**
Kawada!
**[15:25] ---**
Now you're just trying all
the "Kawa" names! Come on!
**[15:29] ---**
Wait, was there a "hashi" in your name?
**[15:29] ---**
I haven't talked to a classmate
or raised my voice in so long...
**[15:31] ---**
*No!*
**[15:34] ---**
that it feels weird to be doing it now.
**[15:39] ---**
Miyamura!
**[15:41] ---**
Hey, I was drinking that!
**[15:43] ---**
C'mon, lemme have a sip.
**[15:47] ---**
Oh, hey, did you catch the concert
on TV last night? The Osaka one!
**[15:51] ---**
Yeah, I did! It was awesome.
**[15:53] ---**
Right? The lighting and stuff was so cool!
**[15:56] ---**
I wanna go to a concert someday...
**[16:01] ---**
Shindo, you've been hanging out
with Miyamura a lot lately, huh?
**[16:05] ---**
Yeah, what about it?
**[16:08] ---**
You should probably stop, dude.
**[16:11] ---**
He's all gloomy and depressing.
And he has tons of piercings and shit.
**[16:16] ---**
I've seen 'em.
**[16:17] ---**
When that kind of guy loses his temper,
it's bad news for everyone.
**[16:21] ---**
Shindo, you gotta...
**[16:24] ---**
Who do you think made him get that way?
**[16:27] ---**
I know you guys are just mad
'cause you think he stole me from you.
**[16:33] ---**
Don't worry, we'll hang out again sometime.
**[16:47] ---**
Shindo changed my whole
middle school experience.
**[16:47] ---**
Do you know about the new place
that opened up over here?
**[16:50] ---**
Yeah, though I haven't been yet.
**[16:52] ---**
You guys are paying, right?
**[16:53] ---**
What?!
**[16:53] ---**
And the person who's changed
my high school experience...
**[16:56] (Flashback) ---**
You seem to be having a good time there.
**[17:00] ---**
C'mon, Miyamura!
**[17:02] ---**
Has got to be Hori-san.
**[17:07] ---**
Whoa! Your fever's really high!
**[17:10] ---**
And Mom already went to work...
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, no...
**[17:16] ---**
Where're you going?
**[17:18] ---**
School.
**[17:19] ---**
But you have a fever! You should rest!
**[17:22] ---**
I can't be sick. Only morons
catch colds in the summer.
**[17:26] ---**
So I can't have a cold.
**[17:28] ---**
You totally do, though.
**[17:29] ---**
I gotta g...
**[17:32] ---**
C'mon, Sota.
**[17:34] ---**
You're gonna stay home and rest today!
**[17:37] ---**
I gotta go to school,
so don't die while I'm gone!
**[17:40] ---**
I'm not gonna die. Have
a good day at school.
**[17:43] ---**
Thanks, feel better!
**[17:48] ---**
Sota sure is growing up quick...
**[18:02] ---**
Kyoko...
**[18:05] ---**
I'm so sorry, Kyoko,
but there's an emergency at work.
**[18:09] ---**
I wish I could stay, but I have to go.
**[18:13] ---**
Mama, I...
**[18:26] ---**
Ugh, my nose is all stuffed up...
**[18:28] ---**
Hori-san, do you need a towel?
**[18:30] ---**
Yeah, thanks.
**[18:32] ---**
No prob.
**[18:34] ---**
Let me know when you need a dry one.
**[18:37] ---**
I also brought you a sports drink.
**[18:39] ---**
Am I hallucinating?
Why're you here, Miyamura?
**[18:42] ---**
Huh?
**[18:43] ---**
Sota called me this morning saying
you "might die," so I swung by.
**[18:45] ---**
Cold Meds
**[18:49] ---**
Okay.
**[18:53] ---**
Did you get dressed for school
this morning? How high's your fever?
**[18:56] ---**
Thirty-ei...
**[18:59] ---**
Thirty, uh, *seven*... around there.
**[19:04] ---**
Did you take any cold meds?
**[19:06] ---**
Yeah, not long ago.
**[19:07] ---**
Okay then. Good.
**[19:14] ---**
You should change out of your uniform...
**[19:17] ---**
Hori-san!
**[19:18] ---**
Wait... what?!
**[19:22] ---**
Huh?
**[19:24] ---**
Where are you going?
**[19:25] ---**
U-Uh, to get you a drink?
**[19:29] ---**
Where are you going?!
**[19:38] ---**
Hori-san, for real, though,
you should go lie down.
**[19:43] ---**
Where... are you going?
**[19:47] ---**
Kyoko, you're always so
good at toughing things out...
**[19:51] ---**
I know I shouldn't take
advantage of that. I'm sorry.
**[19:53] ---**
It's okay. Dad's not around right
now, and work's rough on you.
**[19:59] ---**
I'm not a little kid anymore.
**[20:01] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[20:03] ---**
Have a good day at work, Mom!
**[20:05] ---**
Why?
**[20:08] ---**
Why are you never, ever, *ever* here?!
**[20:12] ---**
Where are you going?!
**[20:17] ---**
Hori-san, instead of "where are you going,"
**[20:23] ---**
do you mean, "please don't go"?
**[20:35] ---**
Where are you going?
**[20:37] ---**
I'm not going anywhere.
**[20:40] ---**
Until you say you don't
need me here anymore,
**[20:42] ---**
or get sick and tired
of looking at my face,
**[20:44] ---**
or tell me to buzz off,
**[20:47] ---**
I'm going to stay right here.
**[20:53] ---**
Mmkay.
**[20:57] ---**
Make sure you drink some
water later though, okay?
**[21:08] ---**
Okay, I'm heading out.
**[21:10] ---**
I called your mom and told
Ishikawa-kun to tell school you're sick.
**[21:18] ---**
Also,
**[21:19] ---**
I'm in love with you, Hori-san.
**[21:24] ---**
Have been for a while now.
**[21:28] ---**
There're drinks and food in the fridge.
**[21:33] ---**
If you need anything, call or
text me. I'll come right over.
**[21:46] ---**
Huh? What? *What* did he just say?!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm so shocked, my fever's
practically disappeared!
**[21:51] ---**
Why? Why'd he tell me in the
middle of all that boring stuff!?
**[21:55] ---**
He knew I was awake
when he said all that, right?!
**[21:58] ---**
I don't get it. I need
to know if he said it!
**[22:00] ---**
But I don't want to make him say it again!
**[22:05] ---**
If...
**[22:07] ---**
If I pretend I didn't hear it,
**[22:11] ---**
maybe we can stay like this
for a little while longer...
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