# Season 2 - The Missing Pieces
# E1 - The Journey Begins
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQ3Q7/the-journey-begins)
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**[00:06] Hori**
*So much has happened.*
**[00:19] Hori**
*Every day was new and different.*
**[00:22] _Sign**
The Journey Begins
**[00:24] Hori**
*I won't pretend I remember all of it.*
**[00:29] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[00:29] Hori**
* Most of the memories have*
* faded and vanished,*
**[00:30] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[00:32] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[00:33] Hori**
* but many are just as vivid*
* as the day they happened.*
**[00:34] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[00:40] Hori**
*I'm sure they're...*
**[02:17] Yuki**
Kyoto!
**[02:18] Yuki**
Fall leaves!
**[02:19] Yuki**
Temples!
**[02:21] Ishikawa**
Yeah.
**[02:23] Hori**
Yuki sure is excited.
**[02:28] Yuki**
Look at all the trees—
**[02:29] Ishikawa**
Yoshikawa, cool your jets.
**[02:31] Yuki**
Toru, don't boss me around!
**[02:33] Ishikawa**
Ow!
**[02:33] Miya**
Like a parent and child...
**[02:34] Hori**
It's Yuki's first time in Kyoto,
so she's raring to go.
**[02:38] Hori**
I got to come here in middle school.
**[02:41] Miya**
It's always Kyoto, isn't it?
**[02:42] Miya**
My school trip was here, too.
**[02:44] Hori**
But now that we're high schoolers, we get to
explore more on our own, which is great.
**[02:48] Miya**
Yeah.
**[02:50] Miya**
Except at night...
**[02:52] Hori**
That's right, Miyamura...
**[02:54] Hori**
How are you going to bathe?
**[02:57] Miya**
I don't think I can.
**[02:59] Miya**
I'm prepared to go without
for the whole trip.
**[03:03] Hori**
The girls have baths in their rooms,
**[03:05] Hori**
but the guys have to use the public one.
**[03:07] Hori**
Also, what about changing clothes?
**[03:09] Miya**
I'll change in the bathroom.
**[03:11] Hori**
I see.
**[03:12] Hori**
Good luck.
**[03:14] Miya**
*Am I even going to enjoy this trip?*
**[03:17] Hori**
*Is he even going to enjoy this trip?*
**[03:20] Iura**
There you are!
**[03:21] Iura**
Took you guys long enough!
**[03:23] Ishikawa**
Hey, Shu.
**[03:24] Yuki**
Yo!
**[03:25] Ishikawa**
No one else is here, though.
**[03:27] Yuki**
Not a soul.
**[03:28] Ishikawa**
I bet your yelling scared them off.
**[03:30] Yuki**
What was that?!
**[03:31] Iura**
Check this out!
**[03:32] Iura**
Souvenirs from the shop up ahead!
**[03:35] Iura**
They looked too good to pass up!
**[03:37] _Both**
*He bought souvenirs on the first day?!*
**[03:39] Ishikawa**
Shu, what are you doing loading up when
we haven't even been to the hotel yet?
**[03:44] Iura**
That's a good point!
**[03:46] Iura**
Wanna eat 'em, then?
**[03:47] Iura**
Want some, Miyamura?
**[03:48] Miya**
Huh? Um, I...
**[03:50] Yuki**
I can't believe he bought
souvenirs on the first day.
**[03:53] Hori**
*Where'd all her excitement go?*
**[03:55] Hori**
Oh, are you and Iura-kun in the same room?
**[03:55] SFX**
Laugh Laugh
**[03:59] Miya**
Yeah, but Ishikawa-kun's with us, too.
**[04:02] SFX**
Flash
**[04:04] Miya**
I hope things work out...
**[04:05] Hori**
*I have a feeling they won't.*
**[04:10] _Sign**
Class Trip
**[04:16] Yuki**
The bed's so soft!
**[04:19] Hori**
This room is even better than I expected!
**[04:22] Yuki**
They said we're free until dinner,
**[04:25] Yuki**
but there's nothing to do.
**[04:27] Hori**
Yeah.
**[04:29] Hori**
Want to hit up another room?
**[04:30] Yuki**
Oh, like the boys' rooms?
**[04:32] Hori**
There you go again!
**[04:36] Miya**
Who picked up the key?
**[04:39] Ishikawa**
Shu. Shu has it.
**[04:40] Ishikawa**
Where the hell is he?
**[04:42] _Mizouchi**
What are you guys doing?
**[04:44] Ishikawa**
Hey, Mizouchi, do you know where Shu is?
**[04:47] Ishikawa**
He's got our room key.
**[04:48] _Mizouchi**
Iura?
**[04:49] _Mizouchi**
I saw him walk into the room a minute ago.
**[04:52] Ishikawa**
Shu, you jerk! Open the door!
**[04:54] Miya**
Ishikawa-kun, calm down!
**[04:57] Iura**
C'mon, like I said... I'm sorry...
**[05:03] Ishikawa**
At least let us in the room
before you take a nap, dumbass!
**[05:07] Miya**
Anyway, now that our stuff's in the room,
**[05:09] Miya**
we can relax until dinnertime.
**[05:11] Ishikawa**
Yeah, guess you're right.
**[05:13] Ishikawa**
How long do we have?
**[05:15] Miya**
Hang on. I'll check—
**[05:17] _Sign**
Day 1
18:00- Public bath (Boys only)
18:00- Class 1, Groups 1-4
18:30- Class 1, Group 5 & Class 2, Groups 1-2
30-minute bath time
Class 2, Groups 3 and up will bathe at 20:00 after dinner.
**[05:17] Ishikawa**
Shu, wake up!
**[05:19] Iura**
Sure...
**[05:20] _Sign**
Class 1, Group 1
**[05:20] Ishikawa**
Maybe I'll take a nap, too.
**[05:23] Iura**
Wait, don't we need to bathe before dinner?
**[05:24] _Sign**
Public bath (Boys only)
18:00- Class 1, Groups 1-4
**[05:26] Ishikawa**
Do we?
**[05:27] Miya**
*Oh crap.*
**[05:29] Iura**
Miyamura, bath time!
**[05:30] _Sign**
Men
**[05:30] _Sign**
Bath
**[05:30] Miya**
N-No!
**[05:32] Iura**
What are you talking about? Let's go already!
**[05:35] Miya**
I... I, uh...
**[05:36] Miya**
I'll bathe later.
**[05:38] Male Student A**
Hey, hurry it up, group 1!
**[05:40] Male Student A**
We're all waiting!
**[05:42] Miya**
*H-Help me, Ishikawa-kun...*
**[05:50] Ishikawa**
Miyamura, you're not feeling well, right?
**[05:53] Iura**
You're not feeling well? Do you have a fever?
**[05:55] Iura**
Is it a cold?
**[05:56] Miya**
N-No, i-it's not a cold...
**[05:59] _Sign**
Going for broke
**[05:59] Ishikawa**
Shu, Miyamura's on his period.
**[06:05] Iura**
Huh?
**[06:06] Iura**
I-I-Is that right...?
**[06:09] _Sign**
Going for broke
**[06:11] Miya**
Yeah.
**[06:13] Male Student A**
Hey, what's taking so long?
**[06:15] Male Student A**
Get in the bath already!
**[06:16] Male Student B**
Shut up!
**[06:17] Male Student B**
We're having an existential crisis here!
**[06:19] Male Student A**
Huh?!
**[06:21] Ishikawa**
Miyamura, I did good, right?
**[06:23] Miya**
Yeah, good job.
**[06:25] Miya**
And goodbye.
**[06:30] Hori**
Huh?
**[06:32] Hori**
Hey, Miyamura.
**[06:34] Miya**
Hori-san...
**[06:35] Miya**
I'm apparently on my period.
**[06:37] Hori**
Says the guy who got
a perfect score in phys ed?!
**[06:41] Hori**
Wait, is that your excuse to get
out of a bath? That's hilarious!
**[06:47] Hori**
So how are you gonna bathe today?
**[06:49] Miya**
My period's giving me cramps,
so I'll go without.
**[06:52] Hori**
Want to use the shower in our room?
**[06:55] Hori**
Yuki went to visit a friend
and won't be back for a while.
**[07:00] Miya**
Won't we get in trouble for a guy
going into a girl's room?
**[07:03] Hori**
Er, you don't have to if you don't want to.
**[07:11] Miya**
I'm alive again...
**[07:13] Hori**
C'mon, you coulda used the hair dryer.
**[07:15] Miya**
Well, I'm sure I could have,
but I didn't want to take too long.
**[07:22] Miya**
Any word from Yoshikawa-san?
**[07:23] Hori**
Not yet.
**[07:24] Miya**
Okay.
**[07:26] Hori**
I should get my stuff ready for tomorrow.
**[07:30] Miya**
Hori-san...
**[07:31] Miya**
Would you let just any guy into your
room if they were in a tight spot?
**[07:39] Miya**
You really shouldn't.
**[07:40] Hori**
Of course I wouldn't.
**[07:42] Miya**
Really?
**[07:43] Hori**
Really.
**[07:45] Miya**
But you let me in.
**[07:47] Hori**
Well, you're...
**[07:48] Hori**
Not like that, right?
**[07:50] Hori**
You're... fine, okay?
**[07:53] Hori**
Since you're...
**[07:54] Miya**
I'm what?
**[07:59] Miya**
I'm what?
**[08:01] Hori**
Y-You wouldn't t-try anything, right?
**[08:07] Miya**
Are you sure?
**[08:11] Miya**
Well, I'll head on back to my room.
**[08:13] Miya**
Thanks for letting me use your shower.
**[08:16] Hori**
Hey, wait—
**[08:19] Hori**
*Even if I said he* could *try something,
he wouldn't, right?*
**[08:25] Hori**
*What was that about letting
other guys into my room?*
**[08:31] Miya**
I took her towel with me...
**[08:33] Ishikawa**
Oh, Miyamura.
**[08:34] Iura**
Hey, Miyamura, gonna put on a yukata?
**[08:37] Ishikawa**
Did you go somewhere?
**[08:38] Miya**
Oh, yeah. Sorta.
**[08:45] Iura**
Whoa, look! There are maiko here!
**[08:48] Yuki**
Don't point!
**[08:49] Ishikawa**
Whoa! Hey there, ladies!
**[08:52] Yuki**
Don't wave at them!
**[08:53] Yuki**
You two have no idea
how to behave in public!
**[08:55] Miya**
I'll return your towel later.
**[08:57] Hori**
It's fine. We have plenty.
**[08:59] Hori**
More importantly, what about tonight?
**[09:02] Hori**
The bath.
**[09:04] Hori**
If you're coming over, I'll handle Yuki.
**[09:06] Miya**
Oh, don't worry.
**[09:10] Miya**
I can always take the late bath
for people who miss theirs.
**[09:12] _Sign**
Anyone who misses their designated bath time can bathe after 23:00.
**[09:13] Hori**
Oh, I see...
**[09:16] Miya**
I should have read it more carefully.
**[09:18] Miya**
Sorry.
**[09:20] Hori**
Don't be.
**[09:24] Yuki**
Thanks for waiting.
**[09:25] Yuki**
It's all yours.
**[09:27] Miya**
*Are you sure?*
**[09:29] Hori**
Now I feel stupid for thinking
so much about how to respond.
**[09:34] Hori**
And why the hell didn't you read the rules?!
**[09:36] Yuki**
Hori?
**[09:37] Yuki**
Are you gonna use the bath?
**[09:39] Hori**
I am! And I'm gonna be in there until 11:00!
**[09:42] Yuki**
You'll be totally wrinkled.
**[09:46] Yuki**
This class trip really flew by.
**[09:50] Hori**
It sure did.
**[09:51] Hori**
It won't be easy, but it's time
to say goodbye to Kyoto.
**[09:54] Yuki**
At least we took lots of pics.
**[09:56] Yuki**
Oh, I've still got space for more!
**[09:58] Yuki**
Hori, gimme a peace sign!
**[09:59] Hori**
Hey, cut it out!
**[10:01] Yuki**
I'll print some pictures
and give you a copy.
**[10:04] Hori**
Thanks.
**[10:05] Hori**
Counting the ones our teacher
took, we'll have a ton.
**[10:12] Yuki**
Here's one of Iura messing with Toru.
**[10:14] Hori**
That was really funny.
**[10:16] Yuki**
Here's you stuffing your face.
**[10:24] Yuki**
I hope we can all come
back together sometime.
**[10:27] Hori**
Yeah.
**[10:29] _Sign**
Hee Hee
**[10:30] Iura**
Hey! It's time to meet up at the buses!
**[10:33] Yuki**
Got it!
**[10:34] Iura**
Man, I can't believe
we're going home already.
**[10:37] Yuki**
I'll race you to the bus!
**[10:38] Iura**
You're on!
**[10:40] Hori**
Miyamura.
**[10:44] Hori**
This was a pretty good class trip.
**[10:51] Miya**
Yeah, it was.
**[10:53] Yuki**
Hurry up, you two!
**[10:56] _Both**
Yeah, coming!
**[11:03] Remi**
Miyamura-kun...?
**[11:07] Remi**
Wow, it is you! You cut your hair!
**[11:09] Miya**
W-Wait! Turn off the hose first!
**[11:13] Remi**
Oh, right!
**[11:14] Remi**
Sorry about that.
**[11:15] Remi**
You really got soaked.
**[11:17] Miya**
It's okay. I'll wring out my clothes later.
**[11:20] Remi**
That won't do!
You need to dry off with a towel.
**[11:23] Remi**
Let's go to the clinic.
**[11:25] Miya**
The clinic?
**[11:27] _Sign**
Clinic
**[11:29] Remi**
Here.
**[11:30] Miya**
Ah, thanks.
**[11:32] Miya**
* No one's here. Are we allowed*
* to just use the towels?*
**[11:36] Remi**
Why not take off your cardigan?
**[11:41] Miya**
I'll just leave it on.
**[11:44] Remi**
I've been wondering...
Why do you always stay all covered up?
**[11:49] Remi**
You didn't even bathe with
the other guys during the class trip.
**[11:52] Remi**
All of the boys pick swimming for phys ed,
but you always pick running.
**[11:58] Miya**
Th-The council president runs
during swimming time, too!
**[12:01] Remi**
Oh, I don't mind Sengoku-kun doing it.
**[12:03] Miya**
Why not?!
**[12:04] Remi**
Actually, Sengoku-kun told me
you always change clothes
**[12:07] Remi**
in the bathroom or an empty classroom.
**[12:10] _Sign**
Wants to know
**[12:10] Remi**
So, why is that?
**[12:11] Miya**
*Crap. She's more persistent than I thought.*
**[12:18] Miya**
What?!
**[12:20] Remi**
I thought you might actually
be a girl or something.
**[12:23] Miya**
Do I *look* like a girl to you?
**[12:26] Ishikawa**
Ah, so she's suspicious.
**[12:29] Miya**
I feel like she's gonna find me out.
**[12:32] Miya**
I'm exhausted.
**[12:33] Miya**
And hot.
**[12:35] Ishikawa**
*So you* do *get hot in that.
**[12:38] Ishikawa**
Y'know, I had a thought.
**[12:39] _Sign**
Something like a vest
**[12:39] Ishikawa**
Why not wear something like this?
**[12:41] Miya**
My arms would show.
**[12:42] Ishikawa**
Ah...
**[12:44] Ishikawa**
Yet you'll wear a sailor-style uniform.
**[12:45] _Sign**
This is my old middle school uniform.
Try it on when you have the chance!
**[12:47] Miya**
* I don't want to try it on*
* even when I have the chance.*
**[12:50] Miya**
*I don't know why Hori-san wants me to.*
**[12:54] Miya**
* I'll just put it on and*
* tell her it was too small.*
**[12:58] Miya**
*There's no way it'll fit.*
**[13:03] Iori**
Oh, Toru-kun.
**[13:04] Iori**
Come on in.
**[13:05] Miya**
*It fits...*
**[13:05] Ishikawa**
Sorry to barge in like this.
**[13:07] Iori**
He's in his room.
**[13:08] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
I'm coming in!
**[13:10] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Oh, sorry, Miyamura.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Could you let me look at your textbook?
**[13:13] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
I forgot mine at school.
**[13:15] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Is something wrong?
**[13:16] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Hey!
**[13:16] Miya**
Not now!
**[13:17] (Flashback) Miya**
Please not now!
**[13:21] (Flashback) Miya**
I-It's not what you think, Ishikawa-kun!
**[13:23] (Flashback) Miya**
This is...
**[13:24] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Yeah, it looks good.
**[13:29] Miya**
It wasn't what it looked like!
**[13:31] Ishikawa**
What, so you won't wear one again?
**[13:33] Ishikawa**
You should try it.
**[13:35] Ishikawa**
Ah, but your hair could be...
**[13:38] Ishikawa**
A little longer. Just a bit.
**[13:41] Ishikawa**
Shoulder length.
**[13:42] Ishikawa**
Or just enough to hide your ears.
**[13:44] Miya**
Can you stop playing mental dress-up with me?
**[13:46] Ishikawa**
I've got it.
**[13:47] Ishikawa**
Just grow it out for six months.
**[13:49] Miya**
Now you're deciding things?!
**[13:50] Miya**
Why? What's so great about
sailor-style uniforms?!
**[13:52] Miya**
You used to hate them!
**[13:54] Ishikawa**
No, I didn't! I told you last time, but—
**[13:57] Miya**
Like I remember!
**[13:59] Sengoku**
*I seem to run into them a lot.*
**[14:01] Miya**
President!
**[14:01] Ishikawa**
Sengoku!
**[14:02] _Sign**
Shudder
**[14:03] Miya**
Sailor uniforms or blazers?!
**[14:04] Ishikawa**
Which is better?!
**[14:05] Sengoku**
Huh?!
**[14:06] Ishikawa**
The sailor style looks great on girls, right?
**[14:08] Ishikawa**
That silhouette leaves me speechless.
**[14:11] Miya**
No, it's gotta be a blazer.
**[14:13] Miya**
They work with neckties or ribbons.
**[14:15] Miya**
Right, President?
**[14:16] Sengoku**
What are you two talking about?
**[14:19] Ishikawa**
You know! How it gets a man going
**[14:21] Ishikawa**
when he sees girls in clothes he likes!
**[14:23] Sengoku**
Oh, so your preferences?
**[14:24] Miya**
Yes! Ishikawa-kun says the sailor style
is better and won't listen.
**[14:30] Sengoku**
I actually prefer tracksuits.
**[14:32] _Sign**
S
H
O
C
K
**[14:33] Ishikawa**
Whoa, is he serious?
**[14:34] Sengoku**
What?! Athletic wear is good, right?!
**[14:38] Ishikawa**
Sengoku, just be honest.
**[14:40] Ishikawa**
You like the school swimsuits, don't you?
**[14:42] Miya**
Really, President? That's a bit much!
**[14:44] Sengoku**
That's not what I said!
**[14:45] Ishikawa**
Either that or gym bloomers.
**[14:47] Sengoku**
What year do you think it is?!
**[14:48] Ishikawa**
Then what's in nowadays?
**[14:51] Sengoku**
Now it's those... navy socks, right?
**[14:52] Hori**
*Miyamura likes blazers.*
**[14:53] Miya**
Oh, and black knee-highs are good, too.
**[14:53] _Sign**
Acquiring odd intel
**[14:55] Ishikawa**
Yeah, I get you!
**[14:59] Remi**
*Oh, I don't mind Sengoku-kun doing it.*
**[15:01] Miya**
*Why not?!*
**[15:03] Male Student B**
Sengoku-kun, your shirt
looks a little baggy.
**[15:05] Sengoku**
Does it? I think it's the same as always.
**[15:08] Remi**
*I like his slender body.*
**[15:12] Remi**
*He's self-conscious about being too thin*
**[15:13] Remi**
*and puts shirts on under his white one.*
**[15:17] Remi**
*I know all about it.*
**[15:22] _Both**
No way!
**[15:23] _Sign**
Student Counseling
**[15:25] Yasuda**
What's wrong?
**[15:26] Yasuda**
Didn't you know?
**[15:28] Yasuda**
Swimming is optional, but all the boys
have to do it on the last day.
**[15:32] Sengoku**
N-No one told us!
**[15:34] Yasuda**
They changed the rule this year.
**[15:36] Yasuda**
You got a notice about it.
**[15:39] Yasuda**
And you can't be absent without good reason.
**[15:42] Miya**
Like a broken leg?
**[15:43] Sengoku**
Don't be rash, Miyamura-kun!
**[15:44] Miya**
This isn't fair!
**[15:46] Miya**
Why only the boys?
**[15:47] Yasuda**
Right?! I couldn't agree more!
**[15:49] Sengoku**
We're on different pages!
**[15:51] Miya**
I'm perpetually amazed that
they let you be a teacher.
**[15:55] Yasuda**
I'm pretty smart, you know.
**[15:57] Yasuda**
And I like high school girls.
**[15:58] Sengoku**
They should come and arrest you.
**[15:59] Yasuda**
Hey now.
**[16:00] Yasuda**
Why not just do it?
**[16:02] Yasuda**
It's one day in the pool.
**[16:04] Miya**
Can I keep my clothes on?
**[16:06] Sengoku**
I'd like to as well.
**[16:08] Yasuda**
Are you trying to drown?
**[16:10] Yasuda**
So you don't want to take your clothes off?
**[16:12] Sengoku**
My clothes are like skin to me.
**[16:14] Sengoku**
A second skin.
**[16:16] Sengoku**
Would you have me rip off my own skin
**[16:19] Sengoku**
and then sit out in the scorching sun?
**[16:22] Yasuda**
Calm down, Sengoku.
**[16:24] Miya**
Extra! "Cruel School Skins Student!"
**[16:27] Yasuda**
Don't go making up headlines.
**[16:29] Sengoku**
Four days until pool day...
**[16:31] Sengoku**
If only the world would end.
**[16:33] Miya**
Oh, Sensei, I have an excuse for that day.
**[16:36] Yasuda**
What, you're gonna skip?
**[16:38] Miya**
Four days from now will overlap
with my 28-day cycle.
**[16:42] Yasuda**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[16:44] Sengoku**
That's no fair, Miyamura-kun!
**[16:46] Sengoku**
Sensei, I have the same excuse for that day!
**[16:48] Miya**
President!
**[16:49] Yasuda**
Just cut the crap!
**[16:52] _Sign**
Shutting up
**[16:52] Yasuda**
No matter how much you whine,
you're not getting out of this.
**[16:57] Miya**
Oh, I see.
**[16:59] Miya**
That's too bad, I guess.
**[17:00] Sengoku**
Wh-What's going on, Miyamura-kun?
**[17:03] Miya**
Sensei, I don't own a swimsuit.
**[17:06] Yasuda**
Well, not to worry.
**[17:08] Yasuda**
The school is prepared,
so they'll let you rent one.
**[17:12] Sengoku**
That's great news, Miyamura-kun.
**[17:14] Miya**
Yeah...
**[17:15] Yasuda**
I just don't understand
why there's no pool day for the girls.
**[17:18] Sengoku**
Because there are guys like you
at the school. Get a clue.
**[17:20] Miya**
I never should've applied to Katagiri High.
**[17:23] Yasuda**
But then you never would've met Hori.
**[17:26] Miya**
Don't sell me short.
**[17:28] Miya**
I'd have found a way to meet her.
**[17:29] Miya**
Don't mess with me.
**[17:30] Yasuda**
Now you wanna get expelled?
**[17:32] Sengoku**
I hope that when I wake up in four days,
my right arm will have exploded.
**[17:35] Yasuda**
Can't you just fake a cold?
**[17:37] Sengoku**
Okay, a cold it is.
**[17:39] Sengoku**
A cold that will blow up my arm.
**[17:42] Yasuda**
What kind of colds do you catch?
**[17:44] Miya**
You've got it good though, President.
**[17:46] Miya**
You can at least wear a swimsuit.
**[17:48] Sengoku**
What burden do you bear, Miyamura?
**[17:50] Yasuda**
What? You embarrassed about
putting on a swimsuit, Miyamura?
**[17:55] Miya**
How's getting in the pool
in a swimsuit any better than coming
**[17:55] _Sign**
Serious
**[18:00] Miya**
to English class in your birthday suit?
**[18:01] Yasuda**
You're talking to your English teacher, dolt.
**[18:04] Sengoku**
I'd rather be publicly guillotined
than be seen in a swimsuit.
**[18:08] Yasuda**
Why is this a matter
of life or death for you, Sengoku?
**[18:12] Yasuda**
Well, I can tell that you guys
really don't want to get in the pool.
**[18:16] Yasuda**
I'll talk to Sasaki-sensei.
**[18:19] _Both**
What?!
**[18:20] _Both**
F-F-For real?!
**[18:22] Yasuda**
Speak to your elders politely.
**[18:24] _Both**
Thanks a bunch!
**[18:25] Yasuda**
Yeah, that still coulda been better.
**[18:27] Miya**
Will you really talk to Sasaki-sensei?
**[18:30] Yasuda**
I will, but no promises.
**[18:34] Sengoku**
It's a teacher's duty to listen
to students' concerns and find solutions!
**[18:34] SFX**
Intense
**[18:37] Yasuda**
Don't put it like that.
You're making me nervous.
**[18:40] Miya**
Four days from now,
we will *not* be undressing!
**[18:42] Yasuda**
And you're getting bolder.
**[18:44] Yasuda**
You'll both still need a reason.
**[18:46] Sengoku**
Miyamura-kun is on his period,
and I'll be in an explosion.
**[18:49] Sengoku**
That's all.
**[18:50] Yasuda**
Is that really what you want me to say?
**[18:52] Miya**
No, not really.
**[18:53] Sengoku**
We arrived at those through
extensive compromising.
**[18:55] Yasuda**
This is gonna be a pain.
**[18:58] Miya**
What a big relief, though.
I wasn't sure what I'd do.
**[19:02] Miya**
I wanna hit the beach.
**[19:03] _Both**
Huh?!
**[19:04] Iura**
Woo-hoo!
**[19:08] Ishikawa**
Shu, no cannonballs!
**[19:10] Iura**
The pool is the best!
**[19:11] Sengoku**
Aren't you hot, Miyamura-kun?
**[19:13] Miya**
No, I am, but I'll be fine.
**[19:16] Male Student C**
You're making *me* hot, too!
**[19:17] Sasaki**
Get that deck clean, you slackers!
**[19:20] _Both**
Yes, sir.
**[19:22] Sengoku**
Man, my feet are hot.
**[19:25] Miya**
Don't you have sandals, President?
**[19:27] Sengoku**
Remi took them before I got here.
**[19:29] Ishikawa**
Sengoku, why not come in for a dip?
**[19:31] Sengoku**
I would if no one else was around.
**[19:33] Ishikawa**
You're like one of the girls!
**[19:35] Iura**
Sengoku-san!
**[19:37] Sengoku**
You're asking for it!
**[19:38] Iura**
Bring it on! Bring it, bring it!
**[19:42] Sengoku**
Ow...
**[19:43] Miya**
We were just clowning around a little..
**[19:45] Sasaki**
Quit clowning around and get to work!
**[19:47] Ishikawa**
You okay?
**[19:49] Hori**
Are you two shrinking violets doing your job?
**[19:52] Sengoku**
Oh, Kyo-chan!
**[19:54] Hori**
What's with the surprise?
**[19:55] Miya**
You on your way home?
**[19:56] Hori**
The girls only had to come for the morning.
**[19:58] Hori**
See ya!
**[19:59] Sengoku**
Hey, Remi, my sandals!
**[20:01] Remi**
Not a chance!
**[20:02] Remi**
I'm not giving them back!
**[20:06] Hori**
Are those sandals cool?
**[20:07] Remi**
Yep, nice and cool.
**[20:09] Male Student D**
I heard girls!
**[20:10] Male Student E**
What?!
**[20:11] Male Student F**
Ayasaki's feet are exposed!
**[20:12] Male Student E**
You're right! They're so cute!
**[20:15] Sengoku**
Get back in the water, you pervy kappas!
**[20:18] Male Student E**
Sengoku's pissed!
**[20:20] Male Student F**
The president is scary!
**[20:21] Ishikawa**
What are they doing?
**[20:22] Sasaki**
I told you to clean!
**[20:24] _Both**
Yes, sir.
**[20:28] Miya**
Why clean it when it's not even dirty?
**[20:31] Sengoku**
My thoughts exactly.
**[20:33] Yasuda**
Hey.
**[20:34] Yasuda**
How's it going?
**[20:36] Sengoku**
Our messiah.
**[20:37] Miya**
Our messiah.
**[20:37] _Sign**
Messiah
**[20:38] Yasuda**
Don't call me that. You're being pains.
**[20:41] Yasuda**
Miyamura, aren't you hot in that?
**[20:43] Miya**
Yes, of course I am.
**[20:46] Yasuda**
Why do you look tired of hearing that?
**[20:48] Sengoku**
Why did you come, Sensei?
**[20:49] Yasuda**
The girls left, so I got bored.
**[20:52] Yasuda**
Now there're only guys around.
**[20:54] Sengoku**
Yeah, that's what I figured.
**[20:55] Terajima**
Yasuda-sensei!
**[20:57] Yasuda**
It's Terajima-sensei...
**[20:58] Terajima**
I put you in charge of the boys'
tutoring session, didn't I?!
**[21:00] Terajima**
Are you stupid or something?!
**[21:02] Yasuda**
Yeah, I might be.
**[21:05] Miya**
*He just said he was smart four days ago.*
**[21:07] Terajima**
Honestly, I don't have time for this!
**[21:08] Yasuda**
See ya.
**[21:10] Ishikawa**
Man, Sengoku, your legs are so thin!
**[21:15] Sengoku**
It's not like it's on purpose.
**[21:16] Ishikawa**
What's your hips measurement?
**[21:18] Sengoku**
I don't know.
**[21:18] Ishikawa**
So, what's the deal, Sengoku? Can't swim?
**[21:21] Sengoku**
Don't mess with me.
**[21:22] Sengoku**
I'm invincible in the water.
**[21:24] Sengoku**
I'm perfectly at home in the water.
It is my domain.
**[21:28] Ishikawa**
Then what're you doing on land?
**[21:30] Miya**
I really like swimming, too.
**[21:33] Ishikawa**
That's rich coming from a guy
who's skipping pool day.
**[21:35] Ishikawa**
*Well, I know Miyamura wants
to keep his tattoos a secret...*
**[21:38] Iura**
Ow! A cramp! My foot cramped!
**[21:41] Ishikawa**
Shu, you idiot!
**[21:43] Ishikawa**
You did that *Inugami Clan*
handstand thing, didn't you?
**[21:47] Iura**
No... but I won't deny it.
**[21:50] Ishikawa**
Which is it?
**[21:52] Iura**
Come to think of it, why are Sengoku-san
and Miyamura excused today?
**[21:56] Iura**
They seem fine.
**[21:57] Ishikawa**
Sengoku's arm blew up,
and Miyamura's on his period.
**[22:01] Iura**
Oh...
**[22:03] Iura**
Huh?!
**[22:05] Ishikawa**
Well, it's summer, so there're
bound to be a few explosions.
**[23:36] ---**
Next time
page.2 Cooking Class
# E2 - Cooking Class
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ1V17/cooking-class)
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**[00:03] Hori**
Well, it's official.
**[00:05] Hori**
Fall is here.
**[00:09] Hori**
Right?
**[00:12] Hori**
Right?
**[00:15] Hori**
Right?!
**[00:17] Sengoku**
Yeah.
**[00:19] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[00:20] Sengoku**
Just when we've overcome the pool crisis...
**[00:23] Sengoku**
We now face a new challenge, Miyamura-kun.
**[00:25] Miyamura**
We do, President.
**[00:28] Ishikawa**
*It's like they're holding a wake.*
**[00:30] Iura**
I'm here at last!
**[00:33] Iura**
And I've brought the team
assignments for sports day!
**[00:38] Iura**
Wait, huh?
**[00:39] _Sign**
Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[00:39] _Sign**
Ba-dump
**[00:40] Iura**
This *is* where I turn 'em in, right?
**[00:41] Sakura**
Yes...
**[00:45] Sengoku**
As each class brings in their forms,
**[00:47] Sengoku**
I feel sports day creeping closer and closer.
**[00:50] Hori**
That's not just a feeling.
It really is getting closer.
**[00:54] _Sign**
AAAAAAAAAAGH
**[00:56] _Sign**
AAAAAAAAAAGH
**[01:01] Sengoku**
A rain dance!
**[01:02] Miyamura**
Rain dance! Rain dance!
**[01:04] _Both**
Rain dance! Rain dance!
**[01:06] Female Student A**
Excuse me! Here are our team assignments...
**[01:06] _Both**
Rain dance! Rain dance!
**[01:09] Female Student A**
What's going on?!
**[02:42] _Sign**
Cooking Class
**[02:44] Hori**
Does each class decide team
assignments by drawing lots?
**[02:48] _Sign**
East West
**[02:48] _Sign**
Boys & Girls
(Half)
**[02:48] _Sign**
Boys & Girls
(Half)
**[02:48] _Sign**
Katagiri High Sports Day Teams Splitting
**[02:48] Sengoku**
To keep the number of boys and
girls balanced on each team,
**[02:50] _Sign**
East West
**[02:50] _Sign**
Boys & Girls
(Half)
**[02:50] _Sign**
Boys & Girls
(Half)
**[02:51] Sengoku**
each class first divides into boys
and girls, then assigns teams.
**[02:55] Sengoku**
I expect most of them only draw
for which team they'll be on.
**[02:58] Ishikawa**
It must feel pretty weird to be
going up against your own classmates.
**[03:03] Miyamura**
Yeah, I'm glad we're on
the same team, Ishikawa-kun.
**[03:06] Ishikawa**
By the way, what team are you on, Sengoku?
**[03:09] Sengoku**
East.
**[03:10] _Sign**
West
**[03:11] Sengoku**
Why are you cheering?
**[03:13] Sengoku**
Don't act so relieved!
**[03:15] Hori**
Sengoku.
**[03:16] Hori**
I'm counting on you.
**[03:18] Sengoku**
*Seriously?*
**[03:20] Sengoku**
Wait.
**[03:21] Sengoku**
So you and Miyamura-kun split up?
**[03:25] Hori**
We did *not* split up. I oughta deck you.
**[03:27] Sengoku**
I meant for sports day.
**[03:29] Hori**
I'm not going to lose to Toru and Miyamura.
**[03:32] Sengoku**
Okay. Good luck to you.
**[03:34] Hori**
Good luck to *us*.
**[03:36] Hori**
Yuki and Iura are on our team, too.
**[03:36] _Sign**
Way too excited for sports day
**[03:39] Sengoku**
*Seriously?*
**[03:42] Sengoku**
That means I won't be able to
stay out of sight and do nothing...
**[03:47] Ishikawa**
You just casually made a pretty
loaded confession, President.
**[03:50] Sakura**
*I thought he was absent,
but he was staying out of sight?*
**[03:54] Ishikawa**
Say, the girls are gonna do
a cheer routine this year, right?
**[03:58] Sengoku**
Will you be participating, Sakura?
**[04:01] Sakura**
I will.
**[04:03] Sakura**
It's mandatory.
**[04:06] Sakura**
For everyone. Even if they
have no sense of rhythm.
**[04:10] Sengoku**
Your voice sounds awfully low today...
**[04:13] Hori**
We'll need to make pom-poms.
**[04:15] Sakura**
Indeed.
**[04:17] Hori**
I hope the steps aren't too difficult.
**[04:19] Hori**
Are you east or west, Kono-san?
**[04:21] Sakura**
I'm on the west team.
**[04:23] Sakura**
So is Remi.
**[04:24] Hori**
I guess that makes us rivals.
**[04:26] Hori**
Toru and Miyamura are west, too.
**[04:30] Sakura**
*I'm on the same team as Ishikawa-kun...*
**[04:34] _Sign**
Last year's nightmare
**[04:36] Sakura**
*And he's going to see me out
there flailing like an idiot!*
**[04:40] Sakura**
Rain dance! Do a rain dance!
**[04:43] Sengoku**
Okay, Sakura, we'll do one together!
**[04:46] _Both**
Rain! Rain!
**[04:48] Ishikawa**
*Is the student council okay?*
**[04:48] _Both**
Rain! Rain!
**[04:52] Hori**
Honestly, Sengoku's always been clumsy...
**[04:58] Hori**
but as the council president,
he needs to get it together.
**[05:01] Miyamura**
I guess he's never been much of an athlete.
**[05:05] Hori**
Pretty much. I remember him
tripping and crying a lot.
**[05:08] _Sign**
Came home covered in dirt
after running amok at sports day
**[05:09] Hori**
He could learn a thing or two from Sota.
**[05:12] Miyamura**
Huh? Oh...
**[05:15] Miyamura**
Y'know...
**[05:18] Miyamura**
I don't have any fond memories
of sports days either.
**[05:25] Hori**
You're a good runner,
so enter the 100-meter dash.
**[05:29] Miyamura**
But...
**[05:30] Hori**
No buts!
**[05:32] Hori**
Give us everything you've got!
**[05:35] Hori**
I'll be doing the same.
**[05:37] Hori**
Absolutely no slacking. Or else!
**[05:42] Hori**
I'm not really an athlete myself,
but I think it'll be more fun than last year.
**[05:48] Hori**
Call it a hunch.
**[05:50] Miyamura**
So I should do my best
in the 100-meter dash?
**[05:53] Hori**
Your absolute best.
**[05:54] Miyamura**
And I should cheer a lot?
**[05:57] Hori**
As much as you can.
**[05:59] Miyamura**
Will you cheer for me?
**[06:01] Hori**
Of course I will!
**[06:03] Miyamura**
We're on different teams, though.
**[06:06] Hori**
I...
**[06:07] Hori**
I know that.
**[06:10] Hori**
But I'll still be watching.
**[06:14] Miyamura**
Okay.
**[06:15] Miyamura**
*How strange.*
**[06:17] Miyamura**
*I used to wish it would
be over as soon as possible,*
**[06:21] Miyamura**
*but now I'm actually looking forward to it.*
**[06:25] Shindo**
*Yo, Miyamura! Can I swing by
tomorrow evening?*
**[06:28] Miyamura**
No, I'm getting ready for sports day.
**[06:33] Shindo**
*We did ours in June.*
**[06:36] Shindo**
*What are you entering? Or are you skipping?*
**[06:39] Miyamura**
*I haven't decided,
but I might do the 100-meter dash.*
**[06:44] Shindo**
Whoa.
**[06:45] Shindo**
*You sound surprisingly motivated.*
**[06:48] Miyamura**
Yeah. I surprisingly am.
**[06:53] Shindo**
Nice.
**[06:54] Shindo**
*I might just come watch!*
**[06:57] Miyamura**
Don't, jerk.
**[07:00] Miyamura**
*I think the days ahead*
**[07:03] Miyamura**
*will be a little more lively than usual.*
**[07:08] Female Student Voice**
That's enough for today. Good work!
**[07:13] Sakura**
This is hard.
**[07:16] Sakura**
*I'm the only one having
trouble with the moves.*
**[07:19] Sakura**
*At this rate, I'll make
a fool of myself this year, too.*
**[07:22] Sakura**
*And this year...*
**[07:24] Sakura**
*And this year, Ishikawa-kun
might be watching.*
**[07:30] Yuki**
Kono-san?
**[07:32] Sakura**
Yoshikawa-san?
**[07:34] Yuki**
What's the matter?
**[07:35] Yuki**
A-Are you not feeling well?
**[07:37] Sakura**
No, that's not it!
**[07:39] Yuki**
So it's something else? Are you okay?
**[07:42] Sakura**
We were just practicing our cheer routine.
**[07:44] Yuki**
Wait, was there cheer practice today?
**[07:47] Sakura**
Oh, I'm on the west team.
**[07:50] Yuki**
Gotcha. I'm east.
**[07:52] Sakura**
I'm not athletic,
and I have no sense of rhythm...
**[07:57] Sakura**
so it's really getting the better of me.
**[08:01] Sakura**
I'm sorry! It's nothing.
**[08:03] Sakura**
I'll practice a little more.
**[08:07] Sakura**
Right. Left.
**[08:09] Sakura**
Left. Right.
**[08:10] Sakura**
W-Wait, was it left? Um...
**[08:14] Yuki**
Is that the part both teams do?
**[08:16] Sakura**
Huh?
**[08:17] Yuki**
Right!
**[08:20] Yuki**
When your right hand goes up,
put your left to your chest.
**[08:23] Yuki**
Do it with me now.
**[08:25] Sakura**
O-Okay.
**[08:27] Yuki**
Hit the other side twice.
**[08:29] Yuki**
Then turn a little and throw a punch!
**[08:32] Sakura**
Th-Throw a punch.
**[08:34] Yuki**
Then put your hands up
and shake, shake, shake.
**[08:37] Yuki**
One, two, three, four!
**[08:39] Sakura**
One, two, three, four...
**[08:42] Yuki**
One, two, three, four!
**[08:45] _Both**
Right, left... Shake, shake, shake!
**[08:49] Sengoku**
* Why are they practicing when*
* they're on different teams?*
**[08:52] Sakura**
*I'd rather not do the cheer.*
**[08:56] Yuki**
You've got this, Kono-san!
**[08:59] Sakura**
D-Do I?
**[09:04] Sengoku**
Well, as long as they're having fun.
**[09:10] Sakura**
*I like Sengoku-kun and Remi.*
**[09:13] Sakura**
*I really do.*
**[09:16] (Flashback) Sakura**
All you had to do was mix.
**[09:18] (Flashback) Sengoku**
You're angry.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Sakura**
Whether I'm angry or not
isn't the point right now.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Remi**
Should I add this?
**[09:24] _Sign**
Potato Starch
**[09:26] (Flashback) Sakura**
Hold it, Remi! That's not right!
**[09:28] (Flashback) Sakura**
Read the label!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Sengoku**
That's the wrong thing. You need this, Remi.
**[09:31] _Sign**
Worcestershire
**[09:33] (Flashback) Sakura**
No! Sengoku-kun, stop!
**[09:35] (Flashback) Sakura**
You don't add that now!
Did you read the recipe?
**[09:40] (Flashback) Sakura**
Watch what you're doing!
**[09:42] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Sakura, this says "salt." Is it salt?
**[09:42] _Sign**
Cooking Salt
**[09:44] _Sign**
Salt
**[09:46] (Flashback) Sakura**
If it says salt, then it usually is!
**[09:49] (Flashback) Sakura**
You're making too big a mess
when you mix things!
**[09:54] (Flashback) Male Student A**
Sengoku-kun's group is
still mixing ingredients.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Female Student B**
Class is nearly over.
**[09:59] (Flashback) Sakura**
Never mind. Sengoku-kun, chop the vegetables.
**[10:02] (Flashback) Sakura**
You can handle that, right?
**[10:03] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Huh? Chop? *Me*?
**[10:08] (Flashback) Sakura**
Peel it first!
**[10:09] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Oops, I forgot.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Sakura**
How can you not see the skin is still on?
**[10:15] (Flashback) Sakura**
What about Remi?
**[10:17] (Flashback) Sakura**
That's not how you hold it!
**[10:19] (Flashback) Sakura**
No more knives for you!
**[10:21] (Flashback) Remi**
But I want to chop vegetables.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Sakura**
Not right now.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Sakura**
That's already going to give me nightmares.
**[10:29] (Flashback) Sakura**
Just stir this slowly and carefully.
**[10:32] (Flashback) Sakura**
And don't do anything else.
**[10:34] (Flashback) Remi**
Just stir it? Okay!
**[10:37] _Sign**
Ow
**[10:37] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Ow.
**[10:38] (Flashback) Sengoku**
I cut myself.
**[10:41] (Flashback) Sengoku**
I need a bandage...
**[10:43] (Flashback) Sakura**
Wait. You need to wash it first, Sengoku-kun.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Oh, right.
**[10:48] (Flashback) Sakura**
Now let's go get you a bandage.
**[10:52] (Flashback) Remi**
Sakura, is this stirred enough?
**[10:55] (Flashback) Remi**
Hey, Sakura?
**[10:57] (Flashback) Remi**
I'll put some of that stuff in.
**[10:59] (Flashback) Remi**
Huh?
**[11:00] (Flashback) Remi**
Hey, it's getting all wibbly.
**[11:03] (Flashback) Sakura**
Are you done yet?
**[11:05] (Flashback) Remi**
Sakura, does this look right?
**[11:07] (Flashback) Sakura**
Why is it smoking?!
**[11:10] (Flashback) Female Student C**
W-We need ventilation!
**[11:11] (Flashback) Male Student B**
What is this? It's getting in my eyes!
**[11:14] (Flashback) Male Student C**
Open the windows!
**[11:19] Sakura**
*That's... how our last cooking class went.*
**[11:27] Sakura**
Look at me.
**[11:29] _Both**
You're angry.
**[11:31] Sakura**
Look at me so you understand!
**[11:33] Sakura**
What are we making today?
**[11:35] _Both**
Curry.
**[11:36] Sakura**
That's right.
**[11:38] Sakura**
What ingredients did you bring?
**[11:40] Sengoku**
A daikon.
**[11:40] _Sign**
Daikon Radish
**[11:41] Sakura**
Why?!
**[11:42] Remi**
Tofu.
**[11:42] _Sign**
Tofu
**[11:43] Sakura**
Why?!
**[11:44] Sakura**
Sengoku-kun, when you have curry at
home, is there daikon in it?
**[11:47] Sengoku**
No, I don't think so.
**[11:51] Sakura**
Then why did you bring one?
**[11:52] Sengoku**
I've only seen curry once
it's already in a pot.
**[11:56] Sengoku**
I wasn't sure what to start with.
**[11:59] Sakura**
With the vegetables you usually see in curry.
**[12:03] Sengoku**
Ah!
**[12:03] Sengoku**
Does placing vegetables around
the pot bring forth the curry?
**[12:07] Sakura**
You *cook* them!
**[12:09] Sakura**
The class picked curry so that
you two would be able to do this.
**[12:14] Sakura**
Okay, tell me what you *can* make.
**[12:16] Sengoku**
Pasta.
**[12:18] Remi**
Croquettes.
**[12:19] Sakura**
Warming up prepackaged food
does not count as "making" it.
**[12:24] Remi**
I-I know!
**[12:26] Sakura**
Let's start by chipping
the vegetables I brought—
**[12:30] Sakura**
Ah! No knives for you, Remi!
**[12:34] Sakura**
And you be careful, Sengoku-kun.
**[12:39] Sakura**
*H-He's gotten better!*
**[12:42] Sakura**
Wow, Sengoku-kun, you're doing great!
**[12:46] Sakura**
That's it. Just peel off the skin—
**[12:49] _Sign**
The missing potato...
**[12:49] Sengoku**
The potato disappeared!
**[12:51] Sakura**
Why did you pare away the whole thing?
**[12:53] _Sign**
The missing onion...
**[12:54] Remi**
The onion disappeared, too!
**[12:56] Sakura**
You're not supposed to peel it to nothing!
**[12:58] Sakura**
Well, the class thought this might happen
**[13:02] Sakura**
and each group shared some of their
curry with us. Isn't that great?
**[13:05] _Both**
*They know us too well.*
**[13:07] Sakura**
Sengoku-kun, warm up the curry.
**[13:09] Sakura**
Remi, plate the rice.
**[13:11] Remi**
Will I never be able to cook?
**[13:15] Sengoku**
If you work hard,
I'm sure you will someday.
**[13:18] Sakura**
The stove! Why are the flames so high?
**[13:21] Sengoku**
It was on high heat?
**[13:23] Sakura**
High heat? *That* was high heat?
**[13:25] Sakura**
What did you do?
**[13:27] Remi**
Sakura...
**[13:30] Remi**
I'm... I'm s... I'm s-s-sorry...
**[13:35] Remi**
The rice I made turned into gruel...
**[13:38] Sakura**
Don't cry.
**[13:40] Sakura**
Let it go.
**[13:42] Remi**
Rice gruel will work fine, right?
**[13:44] Sengoku**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:46] Remi**
Soupy rice gruel and gooey curry...
**[13:50] Sakura**
L-Let's eat.
**[13:53] Sakura**
Hey, it's pretty good.
**[13:54] Sakura**
It's good, Remi.
**[13:56] Remi**
Yeah, but the rice isn't cooked all the way...
**[14:00] Sengoku**
Thank you guys, too.
**[14:01] Male Student D**
Nah, don't worry about it.
**[14:03] Male Student E**
I hope things turn out better next time.
**[14:06] Remi**
Sakura, I'm sorry.
**[14:08] Remi**
I mess everything up.
**[14:10] Sakura**
It's okay. Everyone has things
they're not good at.
**[14:14] Remi**
You'll make a great wife, Sakura.
**[14:17] Sakura**
Huh? That takes much more than just cooking.
**[14:21] Remi**
But it's still better if you can cook.
**[14:24] Remi**
What should I do?
**[14:26] Remi**
No one will want to marry me.
**[14:28] Sengoku**
Me either.
**[14:29] Sengoku**
No one will want me.
**[14:33] Sakura**
You'll be fine.
**[14:34] Sakura**
If no one wants you, I'll marry you both.
**[14:42] Remi**
Thank you, Sakura! You're so cool!
**[14:46] _All**
*Kono-san is boyfriend material.*
**[14:49] Yuki**
Ta-da! Sports day T-shirts!
**[14:52] Yuki**
The west shirts are over there.
**[14:54] Yuki**
This is a medium size.
**[14:56] Yuki**
Need a medium, Miyamura?
**[14:57] Miyamura**
Huh? A large.
**[14:59] Yuki**
Maybe a small?
**[15:00] Miyamura**
Those are for girls.
**[15:02] Yuki**
No mercy for the west team!
**[15:04] Yuki**
Jeez, Miyamura.
**[15:07] Yuki**
You're such a pushover.
**[15:09] Hori**
*Absolutely no slacking. Or else!*
**[15:14] Miyamura**
Then you're a pushover-over, Yoshikawa-san.
**[15:17] Yuki**
That's too many overs!
**[15:19] Ishikawa**
Hey, Yoshikawa.
**[15:21] Ishikawa**
Got an extra west shirt in large?
**[15:22] Yuki**
Sure do.
**[15:24] Yuki**
You're on the committee, Toru,
so give me a hand.
**[15:27] Female Student A**
Yoshikawa-san,
do you have a small east shirt?
**[15:30] Male Student F**
Yoshikawa, where are the west mediums?
**[15:33] Female Student D**
Yuki-chan, do you have a west small?
**[15:35] Yuki**
For crying out loud...
**[15:37] Yuki**
Just get them yourselves!
**[15:40] _All**
Whoa!
**[15:42] Ishikawa**
By the way, what'd you enter, Miyamura?
**[15:45] Miyamura**
Hmm... The 100-meter, I think.
**[15:49] Ishikawa**
You should be in the relay.
**[15:51] Miyamura**
No, that's too much pressure!
**[15:53] Miyamura**
That's just for the track team.
**[15:55] Ishikawa**
Not really. Shu did it as a first-year.
**[15:59] _Sign**
Track Team
**[16:01] Ishikawa**
Though the track team did smoke him.
**[16:03] Miyamura**
Uh...
**[16:04] Miyamura**
Well, the other team has the president.
**[16:07] Ishikawa**
Yeah, that really improves
our chances of winning.
**[16:12] Miyamura**
I hope he comes to sports day.
**[16:15] Ishikawa**
He should at least come to school.
**[16:17] Ishikawa**
This is our last sports day.
**[16:18] _Sign**
The president may
cease to exist that day
**[16:18] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Rain!
**[16:20] Miyamura**
All of the boys have to do the mock
cavalry battle and topple-the-pole.
**[16:24] Ishikawa**
The other events are coed.
**[16:28] Ishikawa**
Cheer practice looks pretty hard.
**[16:30] Miyamura**
*Hori-san will be cheering too, right?*
**[16:33] Female Student E**
You look great, Hori-san!
**[16:34] Female Student F**
So cool!
**[16:36] Hori**
Really?
**[16:37] Female Student G**
That decides it!
**[16:40] Hori**
How do you think I look, Miyamura?
**[16:41] Miyamura**
It's complicated.
**[16:43] Hori**
Huh?
**[16:44] Miyamura**
*It's not what I pictured.*
**[16:47] Yasuda**
And in this sentence,
this noun gets modified...
**[16:53] Yasuda**
so make sure not to get confused.
**[16:56] _Sign**
Monstrous
Rage
**[17:00] Ishikawa**
*Wh-What gives, Hori?*
**[17:00] _Sign**
Deathly Chill
**[17:06] _Sign**
Haunting Aura
**[17:08] Ishikawa**
*Ghostly rapping!*
**[17:10] Yasuda**
Now read the next sentence, Hori.
**[17:15] Hori**
"It's mine."
**[17:17] Yasuda**
You can ease up on the emotion a bit.
**[17:20] Yasuda**
How would you translate that?
**[17:21] Hori**
Get away from her, idiot.
**[17:24] Yasuda**
Where does it say that?
**[17:29] Miyamura**
She just forgot her textbook.
**[17:32] Hori**
Yeah? That so?
**[17:35] Miyamura**
Yes!
**[17:36] Miyamura**
I was just showing her mine.
**[17:39] Hori**
Hey!
**[17:44] Miyamura**
Oh no!
**[17:44] Hori**
"Oh no" what?!
**[17:46] Miyamura**
You're angry at me, Hori-san.
**[17:49] Hori**
Y-You don't need to be scared.
I haven't said anything.
**[17:52] Miyamura**
I have nothing to hide. I swear.
**[17:56] Hori**
But... I wasn't worried about that!
**[18:00] Hori**
I just...
**[18:03] Hori**
Never mind.
**[18:09] Yuki**
You're scary when you get jealous, Hori.
**[18:12] Hori**
Jealous?
**[18:14] Hori**
I wasn't feeling jealous.
**[18:16] Hori**
It was more like murderous.
**[18:19] Yuki**
Maybe you should stick
to jealousy from now on.
**[18:23] Yuki**
Was it just you?
**[18:25] Yuki**
Were you the only one feeling jealous?
**[18:27] Hori**
Oh, well...
**[18:32] _Sign**
Things I can say to reassure her
**[18:32] _Sign**
Maybe he just
doesn't show it.
**[18:33] _Sign**
I'm sure he's
jealous deep down.
**[18:33] _Sign**
You're *too*
jealous, Hori!
**[18:34] _Sign**
Don't sweat it!
**[18:34] _Sign**
All guys are
like that!
**[18:35] _Sign**
Don't sweat it!
**[18:38] Yuki**
Don't sweat it!
**[18:39] Hori**
Thanks...
**[18:43] Miyamura**
Hey, it's Hori-san.
**[18:45] Hori**
Miyamura?
**[18:46] Hori**
And Toru!
**[18:48] Ishikawa**
You've even got Yoshikawa.
**[18:49] Ishikawa**
You almost done painting?
**[18:51] Yuki**
Just about.
**[18:53] Ishikawa**
They called a meeting for the sports day
committee third-years over the intercom.
**[18:57] Ishikawa**
They said to come as soon as you can.
**[19:00] Yuki**
What? But I'm not quite finished.
**[19:03] Hori**
I can wrap up the painting.
**[19:04] Yuki**
Thanks—
**[19:06] Yuki**
Hori, what was your grade in art class?
**[19:08] Hori**
Why bring that up?
**[19:10] Hori**
Just get going already.
**[19:13] Yuki**
Thanks! I'll be back right after the meeting.
**[19:19] Hori**
I just need to paint inside the lines, right?
**[19:21] Hori**
Easy enough.
**[19:24] Hori**
Yuki was worried for nothing.
**[19:30] Hori**
I wish I had worn my blazer.
**[19:32] Mizouchi**
Hori, aren't you cold out here?
**[19:36] Hori**
Mizouchi.
**[19:37] Hori**
Yeah, I'm cold.
**[19:39] Hori**
Girls have to put up with bare legs.
**[19:46] Mizouchi**
Keep that over your lap.
**[19:48] Mizouchi**
It won't be as bad.
**[19:50] Mizouchi**
You can return it when you're done.
**[19:51] Hori**
Wait, Mizouchi!
**[19:54] Hori**
I might get paint on it.
**[20:01] Miyamura**
Hori-san!
**[20:03] Miyamura**
You done?
**[20:04] Hori**
You startled me.
**[20:06] Hori**
I'm not done yet.
**[20:12] Miyamura**
Whose is that?
**[20:13] Hori**
Mizouchi's.
**[20:15] Hori**
I said my legs were cold,
**[20:18] Hori**
and he let me borrow it.
**[20:40] Hori**
This is warmer than a blazer.
**[20:43] Miyamura**
Because I've been wearing it.
**[20:48] Hori**
Thanks.
**[20:53] Hori**
You're gonna wear it?!
**[20:54] Miyamura**
He'll never know.
**[20:55] Hori**
Maybe, but...
**[20:57] Hori**
Want to help me, Miyamura?
**[21:01] Miyamura**
It's my first time using paint like this.
**[21:05] Miyamura**
Wait, isn't that...
**[21:10] _Sign**
Destroying
the evidence
**[21:20] Mizouchi**
Hori.
**[21:22] Mizouchi**
You done?
**[21:23] Hori**
Oh, yeah.
**[21:25] Hori**
Thanks.
**[21:27] Mizouchi**
Not cold anymore?
**[21:28] Hori**
Nope.
**[21:30] Mizouchi**
Let me know if you need anything.
**[21:36] Miyamura**
I hope Mizouchi-kun just keeps walking
**[21:39] Miyamura**
and will never know the difference
between your body heat and mine.
**[21:45] Hori**
Honestly...
**[21:49] Hori**
Are you jealous?
**[21:52] Hori**
You are!
**[22:01] Miyamura**
What are you giggling about?
**[22:04] Mizouchi**
She had it on her lap,
but the sleeves are warm?
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.3 Sports Day
# E3 - Sports Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8QJQW/sports-day)
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**[00:02] Principal**
We're fortunate to have clear skies
**[00:04] _Sign**
Katagiri High School Sports Day
**[00:05] Principal**
and perfect weather for sports day.
**[00:09] Principal**
Please practice good sportsmanship
and enjoy this day to the fullest.
**[00:14] Female Student Announcer**
Thank you, sir.
**[00:18] Female Student Announcer**
And now, the pledge of fair play.
**[00:28] _Sign**
Gloom
**[00:28] Sengoku**
We, the students of Katagiri High School,
**[00:34] Male Student A**
The class president's looking a little blue.
**[00:34] Sengoku**
will now demonstrate the results
of all our training.
**[00:37] Male Student B**
Despite his red hair.
**[00:39] Male Student C**
It's quite a contrast.
**[00:41] Miyamura**
*The president actually came to school.*
**[00:45] Hori**
Good thing it's so cool today, huh?
**[00:48] Hori**
Lots of people are in long sleeves.
**[00:51] Miyamura**
Oh, you're right.
**[00:53] Hori**
Sengoku was saying, "Miyamura-kun's
actually going to try?! That traitor!"
**[00:58] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[01:02] Miyamura**
I never had a reason to try hard before.
**[01:06] Miyamura**
Honestly, the whole thing bored me.
**[01:09] Miyamura**
But this year, I've got to beat you.
**[01:14] Female Student Announcer**
And now, Katagiri High School sports day...
**[01:17] Female Student Announcer**
has officially begun!
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[02:52] _Sign**
Katagiri High School Sports Day
**[02:52] Female Student Announcer**
* With that, the east and west teams*
* are looking evenly matched!*
**[02:56] Female Student Announcer**
* I'll bet the second-year girls'*
* hurdle race had everyone sweating!*
**[03:00] Female Student Announcer**
Wouldn't you agree, Nakamine-sensei?
**[03:01] Nakamine**
It was incredible.
**[03:03] Female Student Announcer**
There you have it!
**[03:04] Female Student Announcer**
Well done, second-years!
**[03:06] _Sign**
West
**[03:06] _Sign**
Miyamura • Ishikawa • Kawano • Ayasaki • Yanagi
**[03:07] Miyamura**
Do the third-years run the hurdles next?
**[03:10] Ishikawa**
Yep.
**[03:11] Remi**
Let's go, Sakura.
**[03:13] Sakura**
Just make sure not to get hurt, Remi.
**[03:15] Remi**
Sure!
**[03:18] Iura**
Sengoku-san, let's do
the three-legged race together!
**[03:18] _Sign**
East
**[03:18] _Sign**
Hori • Sengoku • Iura • Yoshikawa
**[03:22] Iura**
I don't have a partner yet.
**[03:24] Hori**
Sengoku, do topple-the-pole.
They need another boy.
**[03:27] Sengoku**
I'd rather be a shellfish...
**[03:29] Female Student Announcer**
*Next up is the third-year
girls' hurdle race.*
**[03:34] Hori**
Well, I'll see you later!
**[03:36] Yuki**
Good luck, Hori!
**[03:41] _Sign**
Flying high to the east sky!
**[03:42] Remi**
I guess we're in the same race.
**[03:44] Remi**
I bet you're really fast.
**[03:47] Hori**
No, not really.
**[03:49] Remi**
*Yeah, right. Like I believe that.*
**[03:49] _Sign**
I shall mow down any who stand in my way.
**[03:51] Hori**
I shall mow down any who stand in my way.
**[03:54] Ishikawa**
Good luck!
**[03:55] Miyamura**
You can do it!
**[03:56] Miyamura**
Do it!
**[03:56] Ishikawa**
Do it, west team!
**[03:58] Remi**
Hori-san, Miyamura-kun is cheering for me!
**[04:02] Hori**
I think he's cheering for
all of Team West, Ayasaki-san.
**[04:05] Female Official**
Next heat, line up.
**[04:09] Remi**
I'll work hard to impress Miyamura-kun.
**[04:12] Hori**
I really don't think he
meant you in particular...
**[04:13] Female Official**
On your marks!
**[04:14] Remi**
If I win, then Miyamura-kun belongs to me,
**[04:18] Remi**
Kyon-Kyon.
**[04:19] Hori**
Kyon... Huh?!
**[04:21] Female Official**
Ready...
**[04:23] Hori**
Hey!
**[04:25] Male Student A**
Ayasaki's fast!
**[04:26] Male Student B**
Is she the dark horse?
**[04:27] Female Student Announcer**
*West's Ayasaki-san is leading heat 5!*
**[04:33] Female Student Announcer**
* Uh-oh, that's gonna hurt!*
* And it'll cost her time!*
**[04:34] Male Student A**
That sounded painful.
**[04:36] Male Student B**
I think she kicked it on purpose.
**[04:38] Male Student A**
Whoa...
**[04:42] Hori**
*Ayasaki-san had to go mess with my head.*
**[04:44] Hori**
*Damn it!*
**[04:45] Female Student Announcer**
*Team East seems to be trailing behind!*
**[04:48] Hori**
*I know that, damn it!*
**[04:50] Male Student C**
That last girl on the east team
is looking really intense.
**[04:54] Ishikawa**
Yeah, she's in our class.
**[04:55] _Sign**
Her boyfriend
**[04:57] Female Student Announcer**
*West takes first! And west also takes second!*
**[05:01] Hori**
*And after I told Miyamura not to slack...*
**[05:05] Hori**
*I suck.*
**[05:16] Miyamura**
Hori-san, don't give up!
**[05:27] Male Student D**
You're not supposed
to cheer for the other team!
**[05:30] Male Student E**
Finish strong, Team East!
**[05:32] Male Student E**
Damn, she's fast!
**[05:34] Female Student Announcer**
*East has suddenly picked up speed!*
**[05:40] Remi**
Kyon-Kyon!
**[05:42] Hori**
Enough with the "Kyon-Kyon" stuff.
**[05:44] Remi**
You and Miyamura-kun are so in love,
**[05:47] Remi**
I couldn't bear to steal him from you.
**[05:51] Hori**
*This little...*
**[05:53] Remi**
Just kidding! I've already got Sengoku-kun.
**[05:56] Remi**
It's so cute that you get flustered so easily.
**[05:59] Hori**
H-Hey!
**[06:01] Miyamura**
H-Hori-san, there you are.
**[06:03] _Sign**
Katagiri High School ~ Sports Day
**[06:04] Miyamura**
Sorry, were you discussing something?
**[06:06] Remi**
We're done, so I'll be on my way.
**[06:08] Remi**
I'll even take this for you.
**[06:10] Miyamura**
Ah, thanks.
**[06:12] Miyamura**
How's your leg?
**[06:15] Miyamura**
That was quite a hurdle race.
**[06:16] Hori**
I came in last.
**[06:18] Miyamura**
You looked so good in practice.
**[06:21] Miyamura**
How come you stalled out?
**[06:24] Hori**
Because of you!
**[06:26] _Sign**
Scoreboard
**[06:26] _Sign**
East
**[06:26] _Sign**
West
**[06:26] Miyamura**
S-So why'd you speed up at the end?
**[06:28] Hori**
That was because of you, too!
**[06:31] Miyamura**
*That's not fair!*
**[06:33] Hori**
The next heat is starting,
so I'm going back.
**[06:35] Hori**
You should, too.
**[06:36] Miyamura**
O-Okay.
**[06:38] Hori**
And one more thing!
**[06:39] Hori**
Thanks for cheering for me.
**[06:43] Hori**
It made me happy.
**[06:46] Miyamura**
Sure...
**[06:51] Ishikawa**
Check it out, Miyamura.
**[06:56] Ishikawa**
Sawada-san's on our team.
**[06:58] Miyamura**
Can she even pull the tug-of-war rope?
**[07:02] _Sign**
Swish
Swish
**[07:02] Sawada**
Hori-senpai!
**[07:02] _Sign**
Hori going back
to her team's tent
**[07:05] Sawada**
Watch me compete!
**[07:07] Yuki**
Sawada-san's on the other team, right?
**[07:09] Hori**
I think so.
**[07:10] Miyamura**
You can do it, Sawada!
**[07:12] Ishikawa**
Go for it, Sawada-san!
**[07:14] _Sign**
Snub
**[07:14] Ishikawa**
What the?
**[07:15] _Sign**
Glance
**[07:18] _Sign**
Grin
**[07:22] Miyamura**
I thought maybe I was cheering too loud.
**[07:25] Ishikawa**
Everyone loves having
someone root for them.
**[07:29] Ishikawa**
Even you, right?
**[07:31] Miyamura**
I don't think I've ever really cheered for
anyone or vice versa at sports day before.
**[07:37] Ishikawa**
At least cheer more for your team
than our opponents, okay?
**[07:41] Miyamura**
It was just the heat of the moment...
**[07:44] Miyamura**
Sorry.
**[07:45] Ishikawa**
Make sure you cheer for me
on the obstacle course.
**[07:50] Ishikawa**
Drown out the other team, will ya?
**[07:54] _Sign**
West, Fighting Fierce!
**[07:54] Miyamura**
Right.
**[07:56] _Sign**
Disappointed
**[07:58] Sawada**
Hori-senpai, we lost.
**[08:01] Hori**
D-Don't let it get you down. We had
a lot of athletes on the east team side.
**[08:06] Sawada**
I wanted you to see me win!
**[08:10] Yuki**
This is the east team area, you know.
**[08:16] Remi**
Ishikawa-kun's up next!
**[08:17] Remi**
Let's give a great cheer.
**[08:19] Sakura**
R-Right.
**[08:22] Hori**
Iura, you'd better win!
**[08:22] _Sign**
INTENSE
**[08:24] Yuki**
Get first! You hear? First!
**[08:26] _Sign**
Peaceful
**[08:26] Remi**
Good luck, boys!
**[08:29] Sakura**
Ishikawa— Y-You can do it!
**[08:32] _Sign**
West
Pleasant
**[08:32] _Sign**
East
THUNDEROUS
**[08:32] Iura**
I wish I were on Team West.
**[08:34] Iura**
If I lose, my team might kill me.
**[08:36] Ishikawa**
Where's Sengoku?
**[08:37] Iura**
He said he's only doing
the events that everyone has to.
**[08:41] Female Official**
On your marks!
**[08:44] Female Official**
Ready...
**[08:47] Female Student Announcer**
*The boys' obstacle course is underway!*
**[08:50] Female Student Announcer**
*First up is the balance beam!*
**[08:51] Female Student Announcer**
* East and west are neck and neck!*
* Neither is giving up the lead!*
**[08:54] Sakura**
I—
**[08:55] Miyamura**
Ishikawa-kun, keep it up!
**[08:57] Sakura**
Ishi—
**[08:58] Remi**
Ishikawa-kun, what are you doing?!
**[09:01] Miyamura**
All together...
**[09:03] _All**
Go for it, Ishikawa-kun!
**[09:06] Miyamura**
Again! Ready, and...
**[09:08] _All**
Go, Ishikawa!
**[09:11] Iura**
Must be nice to have
the girls cheering for you.
**[09:12] _All**
Go, Ishikawa-kun!
**[09:14] Ishikawa**
Except there's one
high-pitched guy in there, too.
**[09:19] Ishikawa**
*So you're finally...*
**[09:22] Ishikawa**
*able to speak up.*
**[09:24] Female Student Announcer**
*Which team will prevail?!*
**[09:27] _All**
You can do it!
**[09:30] Sengoku**
So you tied?
**[09:32] Sengoku**
"Well, that must mean that Iura really
went for it," or so Yoshikawa-san said.
**[09:37] Sengoku**
You have my praise as well.
**[09:38] _Sign**
Sparkle
**[09:39] Iura**
Thanks.
**[09:41] Iura**
Where are the girls?
**[09:42] Sengoku**
Getting ready for the cheer
competition coming up next.
**[09:46] Female Student Announcer**
* Now for the event the boys have been*
* waiting for, the cheer competition!*
**[09:49] Female Student Announcer**
*First up are the east third-year girls!*
**[09:53] Hori**
Come on, everyone!
**[09:55] Hori**
Say!
**[09:56] Hori**
E!
**[09:57] _All**
A!
**[09:58] _All**
S!
**[09:59] _All**
T!
**[09:59] _All**
The great-east team!
**[10:02] Female Student A**
I just love Senpai!
**[10:02] _Sign**
Disappointed
**[10:04] Female Student B**
She's the best!
**[10:06] Iura**
I've never seen a cheer like this!
**[10:08] Sengoku**
Neither have I.
**[10:11] Sengoku**
How does her boyfriend feel about it?
**[10:14] Iura**
Yeah, he's glazed over.
**[10:16] Sengoku**
Figured as much.
**[10:18] Remi**
Fear not, Team West!
**[10:20] Remi**
Ready? Okay!
**[10:22] _All**
Okay!
**[10:23] _All**
Go, go, west!
**[10:25] _All**
Win, win, west!
**[10:26] Remi**
We've got this!
**[10:28] Remi**
Let's go, Team West!
**[10:31] Iura**
East won over the girls,
and west won over the guys.
**[10:35] Sengoku**
Do you think Remi was a little too cute?
**[10:37] Iura**
Are you listening, Sengoku-san?
**[10:39] Sakura**
*Right, right, left, and up!*
**[10:42] Sakura**
*Now punch up and to the left!*
**[10:44] _All**
The strong-west team!
**[10:50] Sakura**
*I did it!*
**[10:55] Hori**
Good work on the third-year cheer!
**[10:57] Hori**
Man, that was hot!
**[10:59] East Girl 1**
Good work!
**[11:00] East Girl 2**
Hori-san, you did great!
**[11:01] Hori**
Thanks!
**[11:02] Sakura**
Yoshikawa-san.
**[11:04] Yuki**
Nice job, Kono-san!
**[11:06] Yuki**
The west team looked great!
**[11:08] Sakura**
Y-You mean it?
**[11:11] Sakura**
Thank you.
**[11:13] Sakura**
For helping me practice.
**[11:15] Sakura**
I didn't get to properly thank you.
**[11:18] Sakura**
I-It's a bit late now, but...
**[11:22] Yuki**
You're so serious, Kono-san.
**[11:24] Sakura**
Not really...
**[11:26] Sakura**
*Maybe Ishikawa-kun noticed me a little.*
**[11:31] _Sign**
West
**[11:33] _Sign**
Sadness...
**[11:35] Ishikawa**
You knew what was coming.
**[11:37] Miyamura**
I just really wanted to see her
in a cheerleading outfit.
**[11:40] _Sign**
Disappointment
**[11:43] Terajima**
Miyamura-kun, can I borrow you for a minute?
**[11:45] _Sign**
West, fighting fierce!
**[11:47] Miyamura**
Do you need me for something?
**[11:49] Terajima**
Yes, one of the boys is out with a cold.
**[11:52] Terajima**
Could you please take his place?
**[11:55] Terajima**
You aren't in any individual events, right?
**[11:58] Miyamura**
No, but...
**[12:01] Miyamura**
A-Are you sure you want me?
**[12:05] Terajima**
I'm asking you, so of course!
**[12:10] Miyamura**
Oh, of course.
**[12:12] Miyamura**
I'll be right there.
**[12:13] Terajima**
Thanks!
**[12:14] Terajima**
You'll do great.
**[12:19] High School Boy 1**
*Miyamura came in third.*
**[12:21] High School Girl 1**
*What a loser.*
**[12:24] Miyamura**
*Someone more athletic should
have entered all the events.*
**[12:30] Hori**
*It made me happy.*
**[12:31] Terajima**
*You'll do great.*
**[12:33] Ishikawa**
* Everyone loves having*
* someone root for them.*
**[12:37] Miyamura**
*Sports day is actually kind of...*
**[12:44] _Sign**
Flying high to the east sky!
**[12:46] Female Student Announcer**
Next is the scavenger hunt,
our only coed event!
**[12:51] Female Student Announcer**
* Open an envelope, find what's written*
* inside, and bring it to the finish line!*
**[12:53] Male Student A**
Glasses! Anyone wearing glasses?!
**[12:55] Male Student B**
Any girls with ponytails?!
**[12:56] Yuki**
I'll be the first to the finish line!
**[12:59] Yasuda**
That's great. I can help you get
to the finish line in life, too.
**[13:03] Yasuda**
Hmm?
**[13:03] _Sign**
Someone suspicious
**[13:05] Yasuda**
Say, Yoshikawa,
what were you supposed to find?
**[13:09] Yuki**
Th-The youngest teacher.
**[13:11] Yasuda**
Oh?
**[13:12] Female Student Announcer**
*East has reached the finish line!*
**[13:14] Hori**
*Yuki finished first.*
**[13:16] Hori**
*I need to get going!*
**[13:19] Hori**
*I'll finish first, too!*
**[13:24] Hori**
Sorry!
**[13:25] Hori**
I'll get a different one!
**[13:26] Miyamura**
No, you can have it!
**[13:28] Miyamura**
Huh? Hori-san?
**[13:30] Hori**
Miyamura?!
**[13:31] Hori**
What are you doing here?!
**[13:33] Miyamura**
Well, someone was absent,
so I got asked to fill in.
**[13:36] Yuki**
Hori, hurry up!
**[13:38] Hori**
Crap, I'm falling behind!
**[13:41] _Both**
Ah...
**[13:43] _Sign**
Flustered
**[13:46] Remi**
Jeez, what is Miyamura-kun doing?
**[13:49] Sakura**
Both he and Hori-san seem surprised.
**[13:52] Ishikawa**
Book it, Miyamura!
**[13:53] Sengoku**
Keep it up, Kyo-chan...
**[13:57] Ishikawa**
What're you doing over here, Sengoku?
**[14:00] Sengoku**
It was a close call.
**[14:00] _Sign**
East team
**[14:02] Sengoku**
They were looking for a sub
and would have entered me,
**[14:05] Sengoku**
but I slipped away!
**[14:06] Ishikawa**
Y-You seem invigorated.
**[14:09] Sengoku**
Hey... Wait! What is this?!
**[14:12] Female Student Announcer**
* C-Could it be that east and*
* west drew the same thing?!*
**[14:16] Sengoku**
How does that happen?!
**[14:17] Hori**
I need him, Miyamura!
**[14:19] Miyamura**
I do, too!
**[14:21] Sengoku**
Hold on! You're gonna pop out my shoulders!
**[14:23] Remi**
H-Hang in there!
**[14:24] Sakura**
Hang in there, Sengoku-kun.
**[14:26] Sengoku**
You don't need to cheer for me!
**[14:28] Sengoku**
No!
**[14:31] Female Student Announcer**
The final two participants
have crossed the finish line...
**[14:34] Female Student Announcer**
at the same time!
**[14:37] Female Student Announcer**
* The both seem to have brought*
* the student council president.*
**[14:39] Sengoku**
Why'd you have to pick me?
**[14:42] Sengoku**
What did you have on your slips?
**[14:47] _Sign**
A skinny boy
**[14:47] _Sign**
Student council president
**[14:51] Sengoku**
I understand Kyo-chan.
**[14:53] Sengoku**
But you, Miyamura-kun!
There are plenty of other skinny guys!
**[14:55] Miyamura**
I thought I should find the skinniest one...
**[14:59] Sengoku**
You traitor!
**[15:01] _Sign**
Scoreboard
**[15:01] _Sign**
East
**[15:01] _Sign**
West
**[15:02] Female Student Announcer**
* The third-year boys' mock cavalry*
* battle is starting soon!*
**[15:06] _Sign**
Announcer
**[15:06] Female Student Announcer**
*All competitors, please get ready.*
**[15:10] Iura**
You'll be the rider, obviously.
**[15:12] Ishikawa**
You'll be the rider, obviously.
**[15:16] Sengoku**
Is it my weight again?
Why is it always about that?!
**[15:18] Ishikawa**
You'd snap in half
if you were on the bottom.
**[15:20] Miyamura**
We're not branches.
**[15:23] Iura**
If we're doing this,
Sengoku-san, let's win it!
**[15:26] Sengoku**
Sure.
**[15:26] _Sign**
Visibly
different
temperatures
**[15:28] Iura**
Yay, yay!
**[15:29] Sengoku**
Yay, yay.
**[15:30] Iura**
Yay, yay!
**[15:31] Sengoku**
Yay, yay.
**[15:31] Iura**
Gimme a "Yeah!", Sengoku-san.
**[15:33] Ishikawa**
Okay, we're going for Sengoku first.
**[15:34] Iura**
Yeah!
**[15:36] Miyamura**
Got it.
**[15:36] Iura**
Yeah!
**[15:39] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun's on top, too.
**[15:40] Teammate_Yanagi**
Hey, looking good!
**[15:41] Yanagi**
Thanks!
**[15:41] Ishikawa**
*All the riders are the least
competitive people here.*
**[15:44] Iura**
Upsy-daisy!
**[15:51] Sengoku**
I'm actually starting to enjoy this.
**[15:54] Iura**
Really?!
**[15:55] Teammate_Sengoku**
Finally?
**[15:55] Sengoku**
The view from up here is great.
**[15:58] Iura**
Sengoku-san is fancying
himself a general of sorts!
**[16:02] Ishikawa**
Sengoku looks like he's raring to go.
**[16:05] Ishikawa**
Time to get to it, guys!
**[16:07] _Both**
Right.
**[16:08] Hori**
Sengoku! You'd better score a point!
**[16:11] Yuki**
Go, go!
**[16:12] Ishikawa**
Hori's cheering for Sengoku.
**[16:15] Miyamura**
Of course. She's on his team.
**[16:17] Ishikawa**
But doesn't that tick you off?
**[16:21] Miyamura**
So, what's our strategy?
**[16:24] Ishikawa**
Sengoku's a clever one.
**[16:27] Miyamura**
Then how about this?
**[16:32] Sakura**
Are we supposed to cheer for the rider?
**[16:36] Remi**
They're all working hard, but the guy
on top has the most important role.
**[16:36] _Sign**
Detail-oriented
**[16:42] Sakura**
I see. The mock cavalry battle
is pretty complex.
**[16:45] _Both**
Miyamura-kun!
**[16:47] Remi**
Good luck, Miyamura-kun!
**[16:49] Sakura**
Do your best!
**[16:50] Ishikawa**
*Why are they only calling Miyamura's name?*
**[16:53] Iura**
Sengoku-san, Ayasaki-san
is cheering for Miyamura!
**[16:56] Iura**
Doesn't that tick you off?!
**[16:58] Sengoku**
We're on different teams,
so of course she is.
**[17:00] Sengoku**
What are you getting at, Iura-kun?
**[17:02] Iura**
I'm sorry.
**[17:02] _Sign**
Visibly
different
temperatures
**[17:04] Female Student Announcer**
*Okay, teams, to your starting positions!*
**[17:07] Female Student Announcer**
*Who will stand in the winner's circle?!*
**[17:11] Female Student Announcer**
*Ready...*
**[17:13] Background Student**
Get on both sides of him!
**[17:14] Background Student**
Go around back!
**[17:21] Yanagi**
There!
**[17:22] Yanagi**
Maybe over here?
**[17:23] Teammate_East**
This Team West guy is
grabbing at random! Holy crap!
**[17:27] Teammate_Yanagi**
Hey, Yanagi, open your eyes!
**[17:29] Yanagi**
It won't help. I forgot my glasses.
**[17:31] Ishikawa**
Yanagi's doing better than I thought.
**[17:36] Miyamura**
President...
**[17:39] Sengoku**
I'm taking you down!
**[17:46] Sengoku**
The west team can dodge like the wind.
**[17:49] Iura**
I'm pretty sure anyone could've dodged that.
**[17:52] Ishikawa**
Miyamura, get ready to strike back!
**[17:54] Miyamura**
R-Right!
**[17:59] Ishikawa**
Why's Sengoku so fired up all of a sudden?
**[18:02] Iura**
He seems to have awoken his inner general.
**[18:04] Ishikawa**
Huh. That makes no sense.
**[18:07] Hori**
Look alive, Sengoku!
**[18:10] Yuki**
Yeah, yeah!
**[18:12] Hori**
Grab him by the head!
**[18:13] _Sign**
Stare
**[18:13] Yuki**
Do you want Miyamura dead?!
**[18:16] Miyamura**
*The president is good at evading.*
**[18:19] Ishikawa**
Miyamura.
**[18:20] Ishikawa**
Can you take it in one fell swoop?
**[18:22] Ishikawa**
I'm just about at my limit.
**[18:24] Miyamura**
Ishikawa-kun...
**[18:25] Miyamura**
*I see. It's a lot more tiring
to play the horses.*
**[18:29] Iura**
What's wrong, Ishikawa?
**[18:30] Ishikawa**
The top of my nose really itches.
**[18:32] Iura**
Really? Mine, too.
**[18:34] Miyamura**
*This is becoming a war of attrition.*
**[18:38] Miyamura**
*Okay...*
**[18:45] Sengoku**
Wh-What?
**[18:50] Miyamura**
President.
**[18:52] Miyamura**
Who is that girl...
**[18:56] Miyamura**
that's been sitting...
**[19:02] Miyamura**
on your shoulder?
**[19:11] Female Student Announcer**
*The...*
**[19:13] Female Student Announcer**
*The west team has prevailed over east!*
**[19:18] Yuki**
Sengoku totally just
turned his back, didn't he?
**[19:22] Hori**
Yeah.
**[19:24] Teammate_Male**
Nice job, Miyamura!
**[19:26] Hori**
Aw, man.
**[19:27] Hori**
No big deal, I guess.
**[19:29] Yuki**
What? It's a huge deal, Hori!
Look at the score!
**[19:38] _Sign**
East
**[19:38] _Sign**
West
**[19:43] Sakura**
Come on, Remi.
**[19:45] Sakura**
We need to put these chairs back.
**[19:46] Remi**
We were ahead until the afternoon.
**[19:50] Sakura**
It's nice that Sengoku-kun
won though, right?
**[19:55] Remi**
But you practiced so hard for the cheer.
**[20:04] Sakura**
Not that hard.
**[20:06] Remi**
You were the cutest one out there.
**[20:10] Sakura**
Sure, sure.
**[20:15] Miyamura**
*My nose got sunburned and it hurts.*
**[20:21] Miyamura**
*Shindo's gonna make fun of me.*
**[20:27] Miyamura**
Huh? Hori-san?
**[20:30] Hori**
Miyamura?
**[20:32] Miyamura**
Why are you in such a hurry?
**[20:36] Miyamura**
Wh-Why are you in a cheerleading outfit?
**[20:39] Miyamura**
Sports day is over!
**[20:40] Hori**
Oh, this?
**[20:42] Hori**
The girls are taking a group picture.
**[20:45] Hori**
I wore the boy's uniform
for the competition,
**[20:47] Hori**
so I figured I could at least
wear this for the group photo.
**[20:51] Miyamura**
You looked really good in that uniform.
**[20:53] Hori**
Really?
**[20:54] Hori**
I guess I'm the reason we won, then!
**[20:58] Miyamura**
*I'm so glad I got sunburned.*
**[21:04] Miyamura**
*The person who's been rooting for me*
**[21:06] Miyamura**
*since before sports day,*
**[21:09] Miyamura**
*even long before that,*
**[21:09] Hori**
Is your face red?
**[21:11] Miyamura**
I got sunburned.
**[21:14] Miyamura**
*is shining brighter than ever.*
**[21:17] Hori**
Am I cute?
**[21:18] Hori**
Kidding! Just imitating Ayasaki-san.
**[21:21] Miyamura**
You are cute.
**[21:24] Miyamura**
Super cute, in fact.
**[21:33] Hori**
Dummy!
**[21:34] Hori**
You big dummy!
**[21:42] Miyamura**
*Today might've been*
**[21:43] Miyamura**
Ow...
**[21:45] Miyamura**
*my first and last sports day...*
**[21:57] Miyamura**
It was fun.
**[22:04] Miyamura**
*That's how I felt after it was all over.*
***SIGN*** Next time
page.4 Hori Kotatsu
# E4 - Hori Kotatsu
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**[00:02] Miyamura**
I need to score better
outside of classic lit...
**[00:05] Miyamura**
I can't get a medical excuse for the quiz.
**[00:08] Hori**
No one gets a medical excuse for a quiz.
**[00:11] Kyosuke**
Oh, studying around the kotatsu, are we?
**[00:14] Miyamura**
We have exams coming up.
**[00:15] Kyosuke**
Nice! How about I join you—
**[00:18] Hori**
Go away.
**[00:20] Hori**
We don't have a place for you, Kyosuke.
**[00:23] Kyosuke**
Huh?
**[00:24] Hori**
Just Sota, me, Miyamura, and Mom.
**[00:27] Kyosuke**
Hey...
**[00:28] Kyosuke**
Are you treating me worse by the day?
**[00:31] Kyosuke**
I might just cry.
**[02:03] TV**
* I swear my wife uses this*
* language wrong sometimes.*
**[02:06] TV**
*Oh? How so?*
**[02:08] TV**
*I was super depressed...*
**[02:10] TV**
*so my wife cooked a meal to cheer me up.*
**[02:13] TV**
*She sounds like a great wife.*
**[02:14] TV**
* She grabbed my shoulder*
* and said with a serious face...*
**[02:15] _Sign**
Hori Kotatsu
**[02:18] TV**
* "A-A journey of a thousand miles*
* begins with fifty to a hundred steps..."*
**[02:26] Miyamura**
Bathroom...
**[02:34] Miyamura**
Ow...
**[02:36] Hori**
What are you doing?
**[02:38] Hori**
What time is it?
**[02:40] Miyamura**
Hori-san, wait, wait, wait!
Don't get up! Lie back down!
**[02:43] Hori**
Huh?
**[02:44] Miyamura**
Yeowch!
**[02:45] Miyamura**
My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg! My leg!
**[02:46] _Sign**
CRAMPED
**[02:46] Hori**
Your leg?
**[02:47] Miyamura**
I mean, someone's leg is locking
my knee and I can't get up!
**[02:51] Hori**
It's not mine.
**[02:51] _Sign**
°It's hers
**[02:53] Miyamura**
Aw, man... I just want to go to the bathroom.
**[02:57] Hori**
Just do it there.
**[02:58] Miyamura**
Don't be unreasonable!
**[03:01] Kyosuke**
Huh? What time is it?
**[03:03] Kyosuke**
Around ten or so?
**[03:05] Hori**
Ouch!
**[03:06] Kyosuke**
Keep it down, Kyoko.
**[03:07] Hori**
You're twisting my leg when you move!
**[03:10] Kyosuke**
That's ridiculous. Right, Miyamura-kun?
**[03:12] Kyosuke**
Wait, Miyamura-kun? What's wrong?
**[03:15] Miyamura**
I need to go to the bathroom...
**[03:17] Miyamura**
* I know. I'll wake up Sota.*
* He'll catch cold if he sleeps here.*
**[03:21] Miyamura**
Sota...
**[03:24] Kyosuke**
You're wrenching my leg, Miyamura-kun!
**[03:26] Hori**
Stop moving, Kyosuke!
**[03:30] Miyamura**
*A cruel world where we all harm each other...*
**[03:33] Miyamura**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[03:34] Hori**
What now? Should we call for help?
**[03:36] Kyosuke**
That'd be too embarrassing. We're entangled
like something out of a pervy book.
**[03:41] Kyosuke**
Right, Miyamura-kun?
**[03:42] Hori**
Ouch!
**[03:43] Hori**
You get out, Kyosuke! It's your
fault this is so complicated!
**[03:45] _Sign**
Hori
**[03:45] _Sign**
Dad
**[03:45] _Sign**
Miyamura
**[03:47] Kyosuke**
What was that? I'd get out if I could.
**[03:50] Miyamura**
I can't take this anymore.
I need to go so bad I can't even get up.
**[03:54] Miyamura**
You two figure it out.
**[03:55] Hori**
Don't give up, Miyamura!
**[03:57] Hori**
Let's review the situation.
**[03:59] Hori**
We need a plan. Someone must be sacrificed.
**[04:01] Kyosuke**
Okay, I'll pull as hard as I can.
**[04:04] Miyamura**
Please wait.
**[04:05] Miyamura**
Kyosuke-san's right leg
is stuck between mine.
**[04:09] Miyamura**
Hori-san's legs are also wrapped
pretty tightly around me.
**[04:13] Miyamura**
Pulling will cause lots of pain
but ultimately fail.
**[04:15] Hori**
I see.
**[04:16] Kyosuke**
So what do we do?
**[04:18] Miyamura**
I'll yank as hard as I can,
so you two bear with it!
**[04:21] Hori**
Hold it right there!
**[04:22] Hori**
What kind of idiotic idea is that?!
**[04:25] Miyamura**
Then answer me this! Does anyone
need the bathroom more than me?
**[04:28] Hori**
And what about me?! My skirt's flipped,
but I'm not complaining!
**[04:32] Hori**
That's not the same thing!
No one can even see it!
**[04:35] Hori**
Don't go back to sleep, Kyosuke!
**[04:35] _Sign**
Disengaged
**[04:38] Miyamura**
I shouldn't have drunk so much tea.
**[04:40] Hori**
Man...
**[04:43] Hori**
Wait, hang on.
**[04:47] Hori**
I did it! One of my legs is free!
**[04:49] Miyamura**
Really? That's great!
**[04:52] Miyamura**
One of mine is free, too!
**[04:53] Hori**
Kyosuke, wake up!
**[04:55] Kyosuke**
Huh?
**[04:56] Miyamura**
All right, I'm out!
**[05:02] Kyosuke**
Did Miyamura-kun make it in time?
**[05:05] Hori**
*I'm glad that crisis is over.*
**[05:11] Miyamura**
I've got it.
**[05:12] Miyamura**
Instead of lying down in
three different directions,
**[05:12] _Sign**
Hori
**[05:12] _Sign**
Dad
**[05:12] _Sign**
Miyamura
**[05:15] _Sign**
Dad Hori Miyamura
**[05:15] Miyamura**
we can all do it the same way.
**[05:18] Hori**
Good thinking.
**[05:19] _Sign**
They all slept in the kotatsu.
**[05:25] Miyamura**
When I woke up last time,
it was already dark.
**[05:28] Miyamura**
I'll go home at seven today.
**[05:31] Hori**
That gives us about an hour.
**[05:32] Miyamura**
Crap. I might fall asleep.
**[05:35] Hori**
Oh, don't be silly.
**[05:46] Kyosuke**
Hey, aren't you Sengoku's boy?
**[05:51] Kyosuke**
Do you remember me?
You used to come to our house to play.
**[05:55] Sengoku**
Y-Yes, you're Kyo-chan's...
**[06:00] Kyosuke**
Boy, you sure grew a lot.
**[06:02] Kyosuke**
No wonder, given you're Kyoko's age.
**[06:07] Kyosuke**
Man, that takes me back
to my high school days...
**[06:08] (Flashback) Takeru**
Listen to me, Kakeru.
**[06:09] (Flashback) Takeru**
The Horis are trouble. The parents
have been since high school.
**[06:12] (Flashback) Takeru**
You have to hold your ground! Let them
lead you by the nose and you're in for it!
**[06:15] (Flashback) Young Sengoku**
In for what?
**[06:17] (Flashback) Takeru**
Trouble with a capital T!
**[06:19] Kyosuke**
So, Kake... Uh, T-Takeru-kun,
how's your dad doing?
**[06:23] Sengoku**
My name's Kakeru!
My dad is doing well, thank you.
**[06:27] Kyosuke**
Oh? He is, is he?
**[06:30] Sengoku**
*He's going to do something to my dad!*
**[06:33] Sengoku**
Excuse me. I was just
on my way to buy an eraser...
**[06:38] Kyosuke**
Since you're here, why not stop by our place?
**[06:41] Kyosuke**
It's cold. Come in and warm up.
**[06:42] Sengoku**
No, wait... I...
**[06:57] Hori**
Hey. Hey, old man.
**[06:58] Hori**
What? I just fell asleep.
**[07:02] Hori**
When did Sengoku get here? And how?
**[07:04] Kyosuke**
Around nine. I ran into him
outside and invited him in.
**[07:08] Kyosuke**
Then while we were talking,
I started getting real sleepy.
**[07:13] Hori**
Miyamura, it's midnight.
**[07:18] Miyamura**
Gotta save... before the dungeon...
**[07:22] Hori**
Huh?
**[07:23] Miyamura**
Right, President...?
Can't forget to save, can you...?
**[07:27] Sengoku**
Oh, yeah, and buy some
MP recovery items in town...
**[07:32] Miyamura**
Yeah...
**[07:34] Hori**
Encounter! Encounter!
**[07:37] Sengoku**
A g-golem appeared!
**[07:39] Hori**
Huh? Why are you looking at *me*?
**[07:41] Miyamura**
Calm down, President!
I'll cast a destruction spell!
**[07:44] Hori**
You calm down first!
**[07:46] Kyosuke**
Great! The hero's party is here!
**[07:48] Hori**
You stay out of this!
**[07:49] Miyamura**
Wait, what's the president doing here?
**[07:52] Sengoku**
I was abducted in my own neighborhood.
**[07:54] Hori**
His doing, I'll bet.
**[07:56] Sengoku**
I haven't had a bath or eaten
dinner, and I took a long nap.
**[08:00] Miyamura**
Oh, yeah, wouldn't wanna miss my bath.
**[08:02] Hori**
Just use ours and quit whining, you two.
**[08:05] Miyamura**
Huh? But I can't show him.
**[08:08] Sengoku**
There's something you don't want me to see?
**[08:11] Miyamura**
Nope, nothing!
**[08:14] Sengoku**
Hey, that's right! You waited until late
at night to use the bath on our field trip!
**[08:19] Miyamura**
D-Did I?
**[08:20] Sengoku**
You wouldn't get in the pool, either.
I was wondering why that was.
**[08:24] Miyamura**
Well, y'know, I'm just so scrawny.
**[08:29] Sengoku**
If *you're* scrawny,
I might as well be a skeleton.
**[08:34] Sengoku**
Th-Th-That wasn't supposed to be funny!
**[08:49] _Sign**
3 unread messages
**[08:50] _Sign**
Where are you?
**[09:01] Hori**
I did it again...
**[09:04] Hori**
This kotatsu's bad news.
**[09:06] Hori**
Miyamura, wake up—
**[09:08] _Sign**
3 unread messages
**[09:08] Hori**
Man, he left his phone open.
**[09:12] Hori**
You've got messages—
**[09:17] Shindo**
Oh, crap. I sent those to Miyamura.
**[09:20] Shindo**
So that's why Chika hasn't shown.
**[09:22] Hori**
* "Where are you? I know it's cold and all,*
* but I'd like to apologize for the other day."*
**[09:26] Hori**
* "Can you come to the park near school?*
* I'll be waiting there."*
**[09:28] Hori**
* "You can say whatever you like. I'll still*
* love you, even though I don't say it much."*
**[09:31] Hori**
*"I know you'll understand—"*
**[09:34] Hori**
*"Love you"?!*
**[09:38] Hori**
Miyamura! Hey, Miyamura!
**[09:42] Miyamura**
What do you want, Shindo?
**[09:45] Miyamura**
Ow!
**[09:48] Miyamura**
*Huh?*
**[09:48] _Sign**
Sting Sting
Sting
**[09:49] Miyamura**
* I feel like someone punched me*
* in the head as hard as they could.*
**[09:53] Miyamura**
*That can't be, can it? Of course not.*
**[09:57] Miyamura**
Hori-san, are you asleep?
**[10:01] Miyamura**
Oh, you're awake.
**[10:03] Miyamura**
Just faking it, huh? It's eight o'clock.
**[10:05] Hori**
I know that.
**[10:07] Miyamura**
Why are you angry?
**[10:10] Miyamura**
The cause is a mystery...
**[10:11] _Sign**
It's him
**[10:13] Hori**
I'm not angry.
**[10:14] Miyamura**
Really?
**[10:15] Hori**
I just said I wasn't.
**[10:18] Miyamura**
Hey, lookee here.
**[10:20] Miyamura**
We've got mikans, your favorite.
**[10:23] Miyamura**
I'll peel one for you.
**[10:33] Miyamura**
*Wow, she actually got up for that.*
**[10:37] Miyamura**
*Better not laugh, Izumi.*
**[10:40] Hori**
I decided I'd only eat two a day!
**[10:43] Miyamura**
So you hate mikans now?
**[10:45] Hori**
I don't like mikan-flavored things.
**[10:47] Hori**
Same with yuzu, citron, and grapefruit.
**[10:51] Hori**
I don't want it!
**[10:54] Miyamura**
What? But I just peeled it for you.
**[10:56] Miyamura**
Here.
**[10:58] Hori**
Get it away!
**[10:59] Miyamura**
Here. Here, here. Here.
**[11:02] Miyamura**
If you don't eat it, I'll kiss you.
**[11:07] Miyamura**
And I'll kiss you if you do eat it.
**[11:15] Miyamura**
Thank goodness you're not angry anymore.
**[11:19] Hori**
*Is that what he's been up to?*
**[11:22] Hori**
Hey, that message—
**[11:32] Hori**
*Why did he give it to me like that?*
**[11:36] Hori**
*Is it habit?*
**[11:38] Miyamura**
Want a candy?
**[11:42] Hori**
*Is it?!*
**[11:46] Hori**
I won't stand for that.
**[11:48] Miyamura**
*Here we go again.*
**[11:56] Sengoku**
That was our elementary camp trip.
**[11:58] Ishikawa**
I didn't expect to find pictures
like this at Sengoku's house.
**[12:01] Sengoku**
We've been friends a long time, after all.
**[12:03] Ishikawa**
Sengoku, you haven't changed one bit.
**[12:06] Sengoku**
Oh? Y-You think so?
**[12:09] Miyamura**
Huh? President, what album is that?
What pictures are in it?
**[12:13] Sengoku**
O-Oh, it's nothing special.
Just some boring ones—
**[12:17] Ishikawa**
What's in there, Miyamura? Well?
**[12:18] Sengoku**
Miyamura-kun, let's play some games!
**[12:20] Sengoku**
We still have a Super Nintendo!
**[12:22] Sengoku**
You wanted to play it, remember?!
**[12:22] _Sign**
Christmas with Kyoko-chan
**[12:22] _Sign**
Elementary school graduation, at the front door
Congratulations!
**[12:23] _Sign**
Entering middle school, smiling with friend
**[12:27] Miyamura**
It says, "Sengoku, age 12,
screws up cutting his hair."
**[12:29] Ishikawa**
I wanna see! Pass it here, Miyamura!
**[12:31] Sengoku**
No! You're killing me!
**[12:32] Miyamura**
Man, this is hilarious.
**[12:34] Ishikawa**
Give it up, Sengoku!
**[12:36] _Sign**
Kyoko-chan and Kakeru swimming in the kiddie pool
**[12:36] Sengoku**
Not a chance!
**[12:43] _Both**
Lolicon.
**[12:44] Miyamura**
N-No!
**[12:46] Ishikawa**
So, Miyamura, if three is as low as you go,
what's your upper limit?
**[12:50] Miyamura**
I don't do less than high school age,
thank you very much.
**[12:54] Sengoku**
Does Kyo-chan still get changed
in front of other people?
**[13:01] Ishikawa**
Do *any* girls change
in front of other people?
**[13:04] Ishikawa**
She's a third-year.
**[13:05] Sengoku**
What? I mean, just the other day, she...
**[13:07] _Sign**
Student Council
**[13:10] (Flashback) Hori**
I have phys ed first period!
**[13:12] (Flashback) Hori**
Sengoku, let me borrow
this room for five minutes.
**[13:14] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Sure.
**[13:15] (Flashback) Hori**
I don't have time to go to the changing room.
**[13:19] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Kyo-chan.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Doesn't this make you self-conscious?
**[13:23] (Flashback) Sengoku**
I'm still in the room.
**[13:24] (Flashback) Hori**
Huh?
**[13:25] (Flashback) Hori**
So what? I could still use the toilet
or the bath with you in the room.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Hori**
Why do you ask?
**[13:31] _Both**
*She doesn't see it as a big deal at all!*
**[13:34] Sengoku**
I thought it was a bit odd, so I asked
if the same went for Miyamura-kun.
**[13:40] Sengoku**
And she said...
**[13:41] (Flashback) Hori**
I'd never do that!
**[13:44] Sengoku**
She seemed angry.
**[13:46] Miyamura**
I-I see. Sorry, I guess.
**[13:49] Sengoku**
We took baths together all the time as kids.
**[13:53] Ishikawa**
Well, as kids, sure.
**[13:56] Sengoku**
Hang on. When was the last time we did it...?
**[14:00] Sengoku**
Huh?
**[14:02] Sengoku**
* I feel like we did it for an*
* inappropriately long time...*
**[14:06] Sengoku**
*But I'm afraid to try to remember.*
**[14:07] Miyamura**
Kindergarten or so?
**[14:09] Sengoku**
Oh, yeah. Maybe first grade at the latest.
**[14:12] Sengoku**
*I need to keep quiet!*
**[14:14] Miyamura**
Figures.
**[14:17] _Sign**
Crispy
**[14:17] _Sign**
Nori Balls
**[14:17] _Sign**
Lightly salted
Baked, not fried
**[14:20] Hori**
They have them!
**[14:21] _Sign**
Nori Balls
**[14:21] _Sign**
Lightly salted
Baked, not fried
**[14:21] _Sign**
Crispy
**[14:21] Hori**
Sota said he likes these,
so I wanted to try them.
**[14:25] Miyamura**
Huh.
**[14:26] Hori**
I'll go check out.
**[14:32] Hori**
I-I'm so sorry. Thank you.
**[14:37] Takeru**
Koyanagi-san?
**[14:38] Hori**
What? Y-You're mistaken.
**[14:43] Hori**
Sengoku...?
**[14:45] Takeru**
Would you happen to be Hori's daughter?
**[14:49] Hori**
Oh, you're Sengoku-kun's father!
**[14:51] Hori**
Kakeru-kun is always such a help to us.
**[14:55] Takeru**
Kind of you to say.
**[14:58] Miyamura**
You're the president's father?
**[15:00] Miyamura**
Hello, I'm Miyamura.
**[15:03] Miyamura**
The council president and I have
become good friends.
**[15:06] Takeru**
What a difference! Please don't let
the Hori family corrupt you!
**[15:10] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[15:11] Hori**
Um, I can hear you.
**[15:17] Miyamura**
The president's father seems pretty nice.
**[15:20] Hori**
They're practically identical.
**[15:22] Miyamura**
Think he'll look like that in a few years?
**[15:25] Miyamura**
By the way, who's Koyanagi-san?
**[15:27] Hori**
Oh, that's my mom's maiden name.
**[15:29] Hori**
My parents and Sengoku's father
went to the same high school.
**[15:33] Miyamura**
Huh.
**[15:34] _Sign**
Probably goofed off
**[15:34] _Sign**
Two years younger
**[15:34] _Sign**
Always smiling
**[15:34] _Sign**
Probably serious (impression)
**[15:35] Miyamura**
*I wonder what things were like back then.*
**[15:38] Hori**
Hey, what are your parents like?
**[15:41] Miyamura**
My parents?
**[15:43] Miyamura**
Hmm, ordinary.
**[15:44] Hori**
Oh, so just like mine.
**[15:49] Hori**
Dummy! You still had half left!
**[16:05] Kyosuke**
You guys stay quiet way too long.
**[16:08] Takeru**
We're not staying quiet.
The conversation just keeps dying.
**[16:12] Takeru**
Isn't that right, Kakeru?
He's terrible at this.
**[16:14] Sengoku**
Huh?
**[16:15] Kyosuke**
That's not true. I was just reminiscing.
**[16:19] Kyosuke**
Right, Kakeru-kun?
**[16:20] Sengoku**
Um, sure.
**[16:22] Takeru**
You can be honest, Kakeru-kun.
**[16:25] Kyosuke**
There you go, ignoring his opinion.
**[16:27] Sengoku**
*Get me out of here.*
**[16:28] Hori**
We're back! Gosh, it's cold!
**[16:31] Miyamura**
Hey, President! You're here!
**[16:33] Kyosuke**
Welcome back.
**[16:34] Miyamura**
*His dad's here, too.*
**[16:36] Takeru**
I remember you. Hurry on inside.
**[16:43] Sengoku**
Hey, why are you two sitting by me?
**[16:46] Sengoku**
You could sit over there.
**[16:48] Hori**
It's cold by the window.
**[16:51] Hori**
Now, why are you and your dad here?
**[16:54] Sengoku**
Your dad ran into mine
coming home from work,
**[16:57] Sengoku**
and he abducted us both.
**[16:59] Hori**
You're both really good at getting abducted.
**[17:02] Miyamura**
The class president's so skinny,
I feel a draft.
**[17:06] Sengoku**
I'm sorry.
**[17:07] Takeru**
Miyamura-kun, do you live here?
**[17:11] Takeru**
You walked right in.
**[17:12] Miyamura**
Half of the time, I suppose.
**[17:15] Kyosuke**
He's dating Kyoko.
Aren't they a cute couple?
**[17:19] Takeru**
Is that so?
**[17:20] Takeru**
Well, Kakeru has no time for such things.
**[17:24] Hori**
Huh?
**[17:25] Takeru**
Kakeru doesn't need a girlfriend.
**[17:28] Takeru**
It would interfere with his studies.
**[17:34] Miyamura**
President, what's he talking about?
**[17:36] Miyamura**
Are you hiding it from him?
**[17:37] Sengoku**
Not hiding, exactly. I just haven't
gotten around to telling him.
**[17:41] Sengoku**
I was waiting for the right time,
and I invited Remi over for Christmas...
**[17:45] (Flashback) Remi**
I want it to be in my room!
**[17:48] Sengoku**
But I ended up going to her place instead.
**[17:51] Sengoku**
I was surrounded by insects.
**[17:54] Sengoku**
So it's remained a secret ever since.
**[17:57] Sengoku**
Huh?
**[18:01] _Sign**
The "So it's a secret, is it?" face
**[18:01] Miyamura**
President, are you cold?
The way you're shaking is concerning.
**[18:05] Sengoku**
Don't tell him.
**[18:06] Hori**
Huh? Tell your dad what?
**[18:08] Kyosuke**
What's up?
**[18:09] Takeru**
Tell me what?
**[18:13] Hori**
Just tell him that you've been
dating someone for quite a while.
**[18:13] _Sign**
Just tell him that you've been dating someone for quite a while. You'll feel so much better.
**[18:17] Hori**
You'll feel so much better.
**[18:17] Sengoku**
*A loose cannon.*
**[18:18] Miyamura**
Say, president,
how is Ayasaki-san today?
**[18:21] Miyamura**
Oh, I'm sorry! You're keeping her
a secret, right? That just slipped out.
**[18:23] Sengoku**
*And an oblivious time bomb.*
**[18:25] Sengoku**
The oblivious time bomb is the real danger...
**[18:27] Sengoku**
Namely, you!
**[18:28] Miyamura**
Huh? I'm a person!
**[18:30] Takeru**
Kakeru-kun probably has someone he's into.
**[18:34] Takeru**
Isn't it unreasonable to say he can't date?
**[18:37] Sengoku**
* This could work!*
* Maybe this will settle things!*
**[18:39] Takeru**
Shut up. Enough of that.
Stay out of our family affairs.
**[18:43] Kyosuke**
Your whole way of thinking
is outdated. Get with it.
**[18:47] Takeru**
Don't boss me around. I'm older than you!
**[18:49] Takeru**
You bring me here on my personal time
and think you can lecture me?
**[18:53] Kyosuke**
When you forgot your lunch,
I gave you some bread from the store!
**[18:55] Takeru**
Yeah, about that!
**[18:57] Takeru**
That bread cost 80 yen,
but you asked me for 100!
**[19:00] Miyamura**
* They're not even talking about*
* the same thing any more.*
**[19:00] Kyosuke**
How ungrateful! I can't believe you!
Kyoko, don't be like this when you grow up!
**[19:02] Takeru**
*It almost seems...*
**[19:03] Takeru**
Did you hear that, Kakeru?
This is fraud, plain and simple!
**[19:04] Hori**
*Instead of adults, they're fighting like...*
**[19:07] _All**
*High schoolers.*
**[19:09] Kyosuke**
Are you sure that's a good idea?
**[19:11] Kyosuke**
Walking through what looks like a rain puddle
can get you soaked up to your knees.
**[19:15] Kyosuke**
Are you sure that's a good idea?
**[19:16] Takeru**
You already said that!
**[19:18] Takeru**
Although, compared to the idiot who arrived
at school *after* all the exams were over...
**[19:22] Kyosuke**
That was only because
someone stole my front wheel!
**[19:25] Takeru**
Then walk instead!
**[19:26] Sengoku**
This is embarrassing. I wish they'd shut up.
**[19:26] _Sign**
YAMMER YAMMER
**[19:29] Hori**
Yeah? It's always like this here.
**[19:33] Miyamura**
You two are such good friends.
**[19:37] Kyosuke**
Yup! We're best friends, right, Sengoku?
**[19:39] Takeru**
Shut up! Best friends, my ass!
**[19:41] Takeru**
I'll never forgive
what you did at graduation!
**[19:44] Takeru**
Just as I was giving my
speech as council president...
**[19:44] _Sign**
Speech
**[19:47] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Achoo!
**[19:49] Takeru**
You had that sneeze planned, didn't you?!
**[19:51] Kyosuke**
That sneeze... came from
the student body rep.
**[19:54] Takeru**
We didn't have a student body rep!
**[19:56] Hori**
Let's go back to talking
about Sengoku's girlfriend.
**[19:59] _Sign**
SHOCK
**[19:59] Sengoku**
No! Feel free to keep reminiscing!
**[20:04] Takeru**
Don't try to laugh it off!
**[20:06] Miyamura**
*It seems that the Sengokus...*
**[20:10] Miyamura**
*are still at the mercy of the Horis.*
**[20:19] Takeru**
Listen, Kakeru. You do not
need a girlfriend right now.
**[20:23] Takeru**
Especially not one like Hori's daughter.
**[20:26] Sengoku**
*There's no way I can tell him now!*
**[20:30] Miyamura**
Imports are stuff that comes into Japan...
**[20:36] Miyamura**
I hope I can score at least 40 on this.
**[20:38] Miyamura**
Can I get that high? I'm not so sure.
**[20:42] Hori**
Did you study for math?
**[20:43] Miyamura**
I gave up.
**[20:45] Hori**
You gave up at the beginning
of the school year.
**[20:48] Hori**
Try picking it back up instead.
**[20:52] Miyamura**
You're eating so many.
**[20:53] Miyamura**
Your nails will turn orange.
**[20:55] Hori**
I'm not eating *that* many.
**[20:59] Miyamura**
Don't say I didn't warn you.
**[21:04] Hori**
Here.
**[21:04] Miyamura**
Me eating won't do anything
about your fingers.
**[21:09] Hori**
I know.
**[21:20] Hori**
*This is like...*
**[21:22] Hori**
*feeding an animal! I'll give him another.*
**[21:52] Miyamura**
I cleaned your finger.
**[21:58] _Sign**
Drip
**[22:00] Hori**
It's not clean.
**[22:04] Miyamura**
Hori-san, I'll skip everything
except classic lit.
**[22:07] Hori**
Huh?!
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.5 Iura
# E5 - Iura
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJKJ7/iura)
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**[00:02] TV**
*Next up, the weather.*
**[00:09] TV**
*It sure is cold today. It's snowing everywhere!*
**[00:09] _Sign**
Today's Weather
**[00:11] Iura**
Moto.
**[00:13] Iura**
Motoko, aren't you going
to study with your friends?
**[00:14] TV**
*Have you prepared for the cold weather?*
**[00:17] Motoko**
Not until later.
**[00:19] Iura**
Oh, okay.
**[00:22] Motoko**
Someone called yesterday.
**[00:25] Motoko**
Huh?
**[00:26] Iura**
On the phone.
**[00:28] Iura**
It was a guy.
**[00:30] Iura**
He said his name was Kitahara.
**[00:32] Iura**
He asked for "Iura-san."
**[00:36] Iura**
But obviously, we're *all* Iuras.
**[00:38] Motoko**
I... see...
**[00:43] Motoko**
Why didn't you give the phone to me?
**[00:46] Iura**
I hung up.
**[00:48] Motoko**
You idiot!
**[00:50] Iura**
Jeez. Pipe down, pipe down.
**[00:52] Motoko**
Why'd you hang up on him?!
Are you stupid?!
**[00:54] Motoko**
You're supposed to pass the phone!
What is wrong with you?!
**[00:57] Iura**
Well, you were in the bath.
And you went to bed early.
**[01:01] Iura**
So, you like this Kitahara guy?
**[01:03] Motoko**
You don't even know him!
**[01:05] Motoko**
And that's none of your business!
**[01:07] Iura**
He'd better not be a womanizer.
**[01:07] _Sign**
G
R
R
R
R
R
**[01:09] Iura**
Don't bring him home when I'm not here.
**[01:12] Motoko**
I wouldn't!
**[01:14] Motoko**
K-K-Kitahara-kun has someone he likes.
And everyone knows it....
**[01:20] _Sign**
Fidget
**[01:20] Motoko**
They walk home from school together.
**[01:21] _Sign**
Fidget
**[01:21] _Sign**
Fidget
**[01:23] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:23] Motoko**
But the girl he likes
a-already has a boyfriend!
**[01:24] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:25] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:25] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:26] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:27] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:28] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:28] _Sign**
Shake
**[01:29] Motoko**
So Kitahara-kun could...
**[01:38] Iura**
You done?
**[01:39] Motoko**
Ugh... Yeah, I'm done.
**[01:43] Motoko**
I wonder why Kitahara-kun called.
**[01:46] Iura**
Oh, he said to call off today's
study session if it snows.
**[01:50] Motoko**
Why didn't you just tell me that, idiot?!
**[03:22] _Sign**
Katagiri High School
**[03:27] Miyamura**
Please, no more English writing questions...
**[03:30] Yuki**
Hori, I can't take any more...
**[03:34] Hori**
You'll both manage somehow.
**[03:37] Miyamura**
How can you say that?
**[03:39] Iura**
Did you take the English essay test, too?
**[03:42] Ishikawa**
Yup, yup.
**[03:43] Ishikawa**
We were talking about
getting something to eat. You in?
**[03:46] Iura**
Heck yeah! You know I am!
**[03:50] _Sign**
Checking for new messages
**[03:51] _Sign**
New Message
From: Motoko
You're coming home late, right?
My friend is coming over,
so things might get a little loud.
Take your time
**[03:52] Motoko**
*You're coming home late, right?*
**[03:55] Motoko**
* My friend is coming over,*
* so things might get a little loud.*
**[03:58] Motoko**
*Take your time.*
***SIGN*** Iura
**[04:03] Motoko**
The tea is all set. Sweets, too.
**[04:07] Motoko**
Now I just need to wait.
**[04:10] (Flashback) Kitahara**
Iura-san, are you doing
anything after class?
**[04:12] (Flashback) Motoko**
N-No.
**[04:15] (Flashback) Kitahara**
I heard we're applying to the same
high school. Care to study together?
**[04:19] (Flashback) Kitahara**
It's supposed to be a great way to learn.
**[04:21] (Flashback) Motoko**
Yeah, sure!
**[04:23] (Flashback) Kitahara**
Okay, I'll drop my stuff off at home
and head over to your place.
**[04:29] Motoko**
This is just a study session!
What would I think it's anything else?!
**[04:32] Motoko**
He's here!
**[04:34] Motoko**
K-Kitahara-kun, come on in...
**[04:36] Iura**
Kitahara?!
**[04:41] Motoko**
Wh-What in the world?
**[04:43] Motoko**
You said you'd be be home late.
**[04:46] Iura**
I never said anything like that.
**[04:49] Iura**
And I never heard anything
about Kitahara coming over.
**[04:53] Iura**
Grandpa! Lemme borrow your replica sword!
**[04:56] Motoko**
Stop it!
**[04:57] Grandpa Iura**
Huh? My replica sword?
**[04:59] Motoko**
No, we don't need it!
**[05:00] Motoko**
He's just coming over to study!
**[05:04] Iura**
So, what time's he coming? Pretty soon?
**[05:07] Motoko**
R-Right after he drops off
some stuff at his house.
**[05:11] Iura**
Hmm...
**[05:14] Iura**
Study in the living room.
**[05:15] Iura**
There's no telling what middle
schoolers will try these days.
**[05:18] Iura**
Maybe I should call the police in advance.
**[05:20] Motoko**
We don't live in the slums!
**[05:22] Motoko**
Jeez! Why don't you get a girlfriend already?
**[05:25] Motoko**
I can't stand you!
**[05:27] Motoko**
You always come straight home!
**[05:30] Iura**
Believe me, I'd love a girlfriend.
**[05:31] _Sign**
Friends
a-flirting
**[05:31] _Sign**
Hee
hee
**[05:31] _Sign**
Heh
heh
**[05:33] Iura**
The lovebirds I see every day
make it even worse.
**[05:36] Iura**
Anyway, should I bring you some tea?
**[05:39] Motoko**
Don't do anything! Stay out!
**[05:46] Kitahara**
Maybe she's not home.
**[05:51] Kitahara**
Iura-san?
**[05:52] Motoko**
You'd better stay out!
**[05:54] Motoko**
If you come into the living room,
I'm running away from home!
**[05:57] Motoko**
Stay in your room!
**[05:59] Iura**
If you're not getting up to anything,
what's it matter if I'm there or not?
**[06:02] Iura**
You disappoint me!
**[06:04] Iura**
What kind of brother
points a sword at his younger sister?!
**[06:07] Iura**
Then you put yours down!
It's dangerous, you hear me?!
**[06:11] Kitahara**
Excuse me...
**[06:15] Motoko**
Hello...
**[06:18] Iura**
So you're Kitahara.
**[06:19] Motoko**
Hey!
**[06:21] Kitahara**
Are you her older brother?
**[06:26] Iura**
Correct.
**[06:28] Iura**
Come in.
**[06:29] Iura**
Would you like some tea? It's all we have.
**[06:32] Motoko**
Hey!
**[06:35] Motoko**
I'm sorry, Kitahara-kun.
He's just in a bit of a mood.
**[06:39] Kitahara**
*He's so cool!*
**[06:42] Motoko**
Kitahara-kun?
**[06:43] Motoko**
Kitahara-kun!
**[06:45] Motoko**
Huh?
**[06:46] Kitahara**
Oh, what is it, Iura-san?
**[06:51] Iura**
Our tea is rather bitter.
**[06:54] Kitahara**
Just the way I like it!
**[06:56] Motoko**
*What a jerk of a brother!*
**[07:02] Iura**
Kitahara-kun, you're back.
**[07:04] Iura**
Care for tea? It's all we have.
**[07:08] Kitahara**
I love tea.
**[07:10] Iura**
It's even more bitter than before.
**[07:12] Kitahara**
I'm up to the challenge.
**[07:14] Iura**
Okay, I'll go make some.
**[07:18] Motoko**
S-Sorry, he's in a mood.
**[07:22] Kitahara**
Don't apologize. I'm the one imposing.
**[07:26] Kitahara**
How much older is he than you?
**[07:27] Motoko**
Three years. He's a third
year in high school.
**[07:30] Kitahara**
I see.
**[07:33] Iura**
Here's your tea.
**[07:34] Motoko**
Can you not be so rough about it?!
**[07:36] Kitahara**
Th-Thank you.
**[07:43] Motoko**
Hold it!
**[07:44] Motoko**
Why are you getting comfortable?
Get out, idiot!
**[07:47] Kitahara**
I-It's okay, Iura-san.
**[07:50] Iura**
Am I intruding?
**[07:51] Kitahara**
Of course not!
**[07:53] Iura**
There you have it, Little Sister.
**[07:55] Motoko**
He's just being polite!
**[07:57] Iura**
No, he's not. Right, Kitahara?
**[08:01] Motoko**
You don't know him at all!
**[08:06] Motoko**
I'm really sorry, Kitahara-kun.
**[08:08] Motoko**
He's usually not this obnoxious...
**[08:12] Kitahara**
Oh. Sorry, I wasn't listening.
**[08:15] Kitahara**
Not closely, I mean...
**[08:18] Motoko**
Okay.
**[08:21] Motoko**
And stay out!
**[08:22] Iura**
What, really?
That's the living room, y'know?
**[08:30] Motoko**
I don't understand Kitahara-kun...
**[08:35] Iura**
Neither do I.
**[08:38] Iura**
I think I'm even more lost than you are.
**[08:40] Motoko**
H-How can you say that when
you caused all of this?!
**[08:44] Motoko**
Don't you realize it's all your fault?!
**[08:47] Iura**
Huh?
**[08:48] Iura**
How's it my fault, seaweed head?
**[08:51] Motoko**
You're the seaweed head, you marimo!
**[08:55] Iura**
M-Marimo?!
**[08:56] Motoko**
Give back the old Kitahara-kun...
**[09:01] Iura**
U-Uh... Sorry?
**[09:04] Iura**
So you're saying you
don't like Kitahara anymore?
**[09:07] Motoko**
I didn't say that.
**[09:09] Motoko**
But lately, when Kitahara-kun
starts talking to me,
**[09:13] Motoko**
I get the feeling it's
not me he's interested in.
**[09:17] Iura**
M-Motoko...
**[09:20] Motoko**
H-H-He might be talking to me
because I remind him of you.
**[09:26] Iura**
Has Kitahara really
strayed so far in your mind?
**[09:28] Motoko**
It wouldn't be so bad if I were cuter,
**[09:28] _Sign**
Get it from their mom
**[09:31] Motoko**
but I look too much like you to be cute!
**[09:34] Iura**
That's going too far! Apologize to Mom!
**[09:36] Iura**
And you don't need to worry!
**[09:38] Iura**
People at school are always
saying how cute I am!
**[09:42] Motoko**
You liar!
**[09:43] Motoko**
That's why you haven't found
even a single girlfriend!
**[09:46] Iura**
Why would I want multiple?!
**[09:49] _Sign**
Student Council
**[09:49] Ishikawa**
No, not cute at all.
**[09:53] Ishikawa**
What would *you* say if a guy walked up
and asked you if he was cute?
**[09:58] Ishikawa**
Did you hit your head?
**[09:59] Iura**
No, I'm fine.
**[10:01] Ishikawa**
Really?
**[10:02] Iura**
It's just that...
**[10:04] Iura**
Motoko says it's my fault she's not cute.
**[10:07] Hori**
Hey, Motoko-chan's plenty cute.
**[10:10] Iura**
Thank you, Hori-san! I feel much better!
**[10:13] Hori**
I wasn't saying it to be nice.
**[10:16] Ishikawa**
Why not try longer hair?
**[10:18] Iura**
What? Me?
**[10:19] Ishikawa**
Your sister, obviously.
**[10:22] Ishikawa**
It might give a different impression.
**[10:24] Iura**
Her hair gets unruly,
so she won't grow it out.
**[10:29] Hori**
I think her short hair is cute, though.
**[10:32] Yuki**
Oh, are you talking about me?
**[10:34] Miyamura**
Or perhaps me?
**[10:35] Hori**
What's with that confident grin?
I was talking about a *girl* with short hair.
**[10:39] Ishikawa**
Well, I guess it's a sensitive subject.
**[10:43] Hori**
I mean, she looks like Iura,
but Motoko-chan's cuter.
**[10:46] Iura**
Huh? What's wrong with me?!
**[10:48] Ishikawa**
We're not talking about you.
**[10:50] Miyamura**
Well, that's how adolescence goes.
**[10:53] Miyamura**
And after adolescence comes estrus.
**[10:56] Iura**
Are you suggesting my sister's a dog?
**[10:58] Ishikawa**
Humans don't have estrous cycles. Trust me.
I got a high score on the health exam.
**[11:02] Miyamura**
I see!
**[11:03] Miyamura**
If we did, maybe we wouldn't have
that declining birth rate problem.
**[11:07] Hori**
*I feel like this is a stupid conversation.*
**[11:10] Yuki**
I'm still in my adolescence!
**[11:12] Ishikawa**
People who're in adolescence
don't go around insisting they are!
**[11:15] Miyamura**
Then I guess estrus is next for you.
**[11:18] Yuki**
Fine by me!
**[11:20] Iura**
Maybe adolescence is why Motoko's
been saying such weird things lately...
**[11:25] Ishikawa**
Like what?
**[11:27] Iura**
That I should hurry up and
hook up with Sengoku-san.
**[11:33] Iura**
Every time you or Miyamura message me,
she asks if it's from a girl.
**[11:38] Ishikawa**
Well, maybe it's because
you call him Sengoku*-san*!
**[11:41] Ishikawa**
She's just joshing you.
**[11:43] Iura**
Maybe.
**[11:45] Iura**
I think Ayasaki-san's more attractive
than Sengoku-san, though.
**[11:49] Ishikawa**
Well, you probably would.
**[11:51] Hori**
Say, when Motoko-chan was at our place,
she told us about the person she likes.
**[11:57] Hori**
Maybe she's...
**[11:59] Hori**
projecting her feelings onto you?
**[12:03] Iura**
So, the thing is...
**[12:05] Iura**
The person Moto likes seems to like me.
**[12:13] Ishikawa**
S-So your sister likes girls?
**[12:16] Iura**
No.
**[12:17] Miyamura**
S-So it's something like this?
Seems rather hard to believe.
**[12:17] _Sign**
Super simple chart
**[12:17] _Sign**
Iura-kun
**[12:17] _Sign**
A-kun (anon)
**[12:17] _Sign**
Motoko-chan
**[12:21] Iura**
Yeah, that's about the size of it.
Though it is rather hard to believe.
**[12:25] Hori**
I feel sorry for Motoko-chan.
**[12:27] Iura**
What about me?
**[12:28] Hori**
Stolen by her brother?
She must be a soulless husk.
**[12:30] Iura**
Don't make it sound like she's dead!
**[12:33] Iura**
And I didn't steal anything!
**[12:34] Hori**
What do you mean?
You totally swiped him.
**[12:36] Iura**
It's not like that! I want nothing
to do with this relationship!
**[12:40] Iura**
I like girls!
**[12:43] Ishikawa**
Yelling that will only get you into
a different kind of trouble, Shu.
**[12:48] Ishikawa**
What about Sengoku?
How do you feel about him?
**[12:51] Iura**
Why are you pushing
Sengoku-san on me, too?
**[12:55] Iura**
I like Sengoku-san, obviously!
**[12:57] Iura**
Huh?
**[12:59] Iura**
Oh, Sengoku-san!
**[13:00] Hori**
So, Iura likes girls *and* Sengoku?
**[13:03] Yuki**
This is too much for me!
It's so complicated!
**[13:07] Iura**
Stop! Don't make things any more confusing!
**[13:12] Sengoku**
I'm sorry.
**[13:13] Iura**
Not you too, Sengoku-san.
You'll hurt my feelings.
**[13:16] Ishikawa**
Just go get a girlfriend, man.
**[13:19] Iura**
What am I supposed to do? Make one?
**[13:22] Iura**
Out of clay, maybe? Will she love me?
**[13:24] _Sign**
My girlfriend
**[13:27] Hori**
Don't you have someone you're interested in?
**[13:29] Yuki**
Maybe someone in your class?
**[13:31] Iura**
No, not really...
**[13:34] Ishikawa**
*He seems just like a high schooler.*
**[13:37] Sengoku**
Um, what's going on?
**[13:39] Miyamura**
No idea.
**[13:44] Motoko**
Aren't you going to school today?
**[13:54] Motoko**
Just so you know,
I tried to wake you up before.
**[13:57] Iura**
Really?
**[13:59] Iura**
What did I do?
**[14:01] Motoko**
You said, "I know" and went
back under the covers.
**[14:04] Iura**
What's there to know?!
**[14:06] Motoko**
Oh, do you want some breakfast?
**[14:08] Iura**
Don't suggest things that will
definitely make me late!
**[14:11] Motoko**
Mom says you need to eat
at least a slice of toast.
**[14:15] Iura**
I'll take it to go. You should get going, too.
**[14:18] Motoko**
Okay.
**[14:21] Iura**
I'm off!
**[14:24] Motoko**
* It's my first time seeing someone actually*
* run to school with toast in their mouth.*
**[14:32] Iura**
*Th-The toast is drying out my mouth.*
**[14:37] Iura**
*I can't eat and run at the same time.*
**[14:41] Iura**
I'll switch to walking...
**[14:47] Yuki**
I'm gonna be late!
**[14:50] _Sign**
SLAM
**[14:52] Yuki**
I was running with toast in
my mouth and ran into a boy!
**[14:55] Yuki**
What if he's a handsome transfer student?!
**[14:58] Iura**
Yoshikawa-san. Yoshikawa-san, are you okay?
**[15:02] Iura**
It's me, Iura.
**[15:07] Yuki**
Oh, it's you. Good morning.
**[15:10] Iura**
Good morning.
**[15:12] Iura**
Did you sleep in, too?
**[15:14] Yuki**
Yeah, after staying up too long.
**[15:17] Iura**
We'll be late even if we run.
**[15:20] Ishikawa**
I'm late! I'm late!
**[15:24] Ishikawa**
Huh? Why are you walking so leisurely?
**[15:27] Iura**
What about you, eating an onigiri?
**[15:30] Yuki**
Hate to break it to you,
but we're all gonna be late.
**[15:33] Ishikawa**
Aw, man.
**[15:35] Iura**
What's in that?
**[15:36] Ishikawa**
Just salt.
**[15:37] Miyamura**
I'm late! I'm late!
**[15:40] Miyamura**
What are you guys doing? We need to hurry!
**[15:43] _Sign**
Tea
**[15:43] Ishikawa**
You stopped by a convenience store?!
**[15:46] Yuki**
What's in that?
**[15:47] Miyamura**
It's a meat bun.
**[15:48] Iura**
Why does everybody yell about being late?
**[15:51] Iura**
Who knows?
**[15:53] Miyamura**
There's no morning assembly today, right?
**[15:54] Yuki**
Nope.
**[15:55] Ishikawa**
Let's just walk, then.
**[15:58] _Sign**
Katagiri High School
**[16:05] Sengoku**
Oh? You're all here early.
Good morning.
**[16:08] Ishikawa**
Huh?!
**[16:08] Yuki**
I can't believe it!
**[16:10] Yuki**
You're late, Sengoku?! That never happens!
**[16:13] Sengoku**
Huh?
**[16:14] Sengoku**
Third-years only have class
in the afternoon today.
**[16:17] Sengoku**
I'm here early for a
student council meeting.
**[16:19] _Both**
Huh?
**[16:20] Miyamura**
I-I think I remember hearing
that in homeroom yesterday.
**[16:23] Yuki**
If I'd only known, I could have
put jam on my toast!
**[16:27] Sengoku**
What's gotten into you four?
**[16:29] Ishikawa**
If I'd only known, I could have
put something in my onigiri!
**[16:32] Ishikawa**
Right, Sengoku?
Like shiso leaves or something!
**[16:34] Sengoku**
Huh? Sh-Sh-Shiso?
**[16:38] Iura**
Are those middle schoolers?
**[16:42] Hori**
S-So you all showed up to
school early? That's so dumb!
**[16:46] Ishikawa**
I'm just glad it wasn't just me.
**[16:49] Hori**
Our teacher made a point of saying that
prospective students were coming today.
**[16:53] Iura**
Oh, so that's why there were
middle schoolers wandering around.
**[16:56] Hori**
Yep, that's right.
**[16:57] Hori**
Where are Miyamura and Yuki?
**[17:00] Ishikawa**
They went to buy something to drink.
**[17:03] Ishikawa**
Now, why are you here early, Hori?
**[17:05] Hori**
Oh, that's because...
**[17:07] Remi**
Kyon-Kyon!
**[17:10] Remi**
Ready to hit the school store?
**[17:12] Hori**
You bet I am.
**[17:14] Hori**
We can buy whatever we want!
**[17:16] _Sign**
Squee
Squee
Squee
**[17:17] Ishikawa**
I get it. There won't be
any lines in the cafeteria.
**[17:21] Ishikawa**
Wanna go get lunch?
**[17:23] Iura**
Sure!
**[17:28] Iura**
There's more middle schoolers.
**[17:32] Iura**
I wonder if there are lots of 'em.
**[17:33] Ishikawa**
I dunno. I can't get over
how young they look.
**[17:38] Ishikawa**
Say, is your sister coming?
**[17:40] Iura**
Not a chance. She hates being in groups.
**[17:44] Iura**
If she is here, she'd be on her own—
**[17:47] Kitahara**
Um, I think we're somewhere around here.
**[17:51] Iura**
*Kitahara!*
**[17:53] Ishikawa**
What's wrong, Shu?!
**[17:55] Iura**
Get moving, body!
**[17:58] Ishikawa**
Is something bothering you?
**[17:59] Kitahara**
Um, excuse me.
**[18:01] Ishikawa**
Huh?
**[18:02] Kitahara**
We seem to be lost.
**[18:05] Ishikawa**
Where do you want to go?
**[18:07] Kitahara**
We're supposed to meet up here,
at the edge of the field.
**[18:11] Ishikawa**
Ah, you can get there faster
from the side entrance.
**[18:15] Ishikawa**
Follow this hall, go down the stairs
to the right, and you'll end up outside.
**[18:20] Kitahara**
Thank you.
**[18:22] Ishikawa**
Hey, Shu!
**[18:24] Iura**
*Don't call my name! Why would you do that?!*
**[18:28] _Sign**
Doesn't know
Iura's
full name
**[18:30] Ishikawa**
What's with him?
**[18:32] Kitahara**
Anyway, thank you again.
**[18:34] Ishikawa**
Sure. Take care now.
**[18:38] Iura**
He's finally leaving.
**[18:40] Hori**
What are you doing?
**[18:42] Remi**
C'mon, Iura-kun, let's go!
**[18:45] Remi**
Once lunch break starts, it'll get crowded!
**[18:48] Iura**
*Ayasaki-san!*
**[18:51] Remi**
Iura-kun, c'mon!
**[18:53] Middle School Boy A**
What's wrong, Kitahara?
**[18:54] Iura**
* Why is a girl calling my name*
* now of all times?*
**[18:57] Remi**
Hey! Earth to Iura-kun!
**[19:00] Iura**
*But if I move, Kitahara will see me!*
**[19:01] Remi**
Earth to Iura-kun!
**[19:03] Iura**
*I'm sorry, Ayasaki-san! Go on without me!*
**[19:04] Remi**
Iura-kun?
**[19:06] Hori**
Iura, hurry up.
**[19:08] Iura**
Oh, right. I'm sorry.
**[19:08] _Sign**
Pressure
**[19:11] Kitahara**
Huh?
**[19:16] Kitahara**
You're...
**[19:18] Kitahara**
Senpai?
**[19:19] Iura**
*"Senpai," huh?*
**[19:21] Iura**
* If he'd called me anything else,*
* I would've pretended not to know him!*
**[19:27] Kitahara**
Senpai, I...
**[19:29] Iura**
* It's hard to pretend I don't know*
* him when he calls me that...*
**[19:32] Iura**
*Scram already!*
**[19:39] Iura**
H-Hey, you're supposed to be outside!
**[19:42] Iura**
Get going!
**[19:44] Iura**
Ow!
**[19:44] _Sign**
WHACK
**[19:45] Yasuda**
Why are you bullying him, Iura?!
**[19:48] Yasuda**
Don't go around scaring middle schoolers!
**[19:51] Ishikawa**
They're way more scared of you, Yasuda.
**[19:57] Hori**
Do you know Iura?
**[19:59] Remi**
Do you go to Iura's middle school?
**[20:01] Kitahara**
Um, does he have a girlfriend?
**[20:09] Iura**
*S-Stifled giggles and sympathy...*
**[20:12] Remi**
What do we say? That he does?
**[20:15] Hori**
Let's respect his wishes.
**[20:18] Iura**
*I feel even more pathetic!*
**[20:19] Iura**
That's enough. You're leaving!
**[20:25] Hori**
Care to join us at the school store?
**[20:27] Iura**
No!
**[20:30] Kitahara**
We have to go back to school for lunch.
**[20:33] Hori**
Oh.
**[20:34] Iura**
Phew.
**[20:36] Kitahara**
Is that a relief?
**[20:37] Iura**
You're freaking me out today. Leave already.
**[20:41] Kitahara**
Senpai—
**[20:41] Yasuda**
Okay, okay, you guys quit
lollygagging and get going.
**[20:45] Yasuda**
I'll take you where you
need to go, so follow me.
**[20:49] Kitahara**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[20:51] Ishikawa**
Yasuda, you should be nice to us, too.
**[20:54] Yasuda**
Why's that? You're never nice to me.
**[20:58] Ishikawa**
Aw...
**[21:00] Iura**
*Yasuda, thank you.*
**[21:02] _Sign**
The first time Iura's
ever thanked Yasuda
**[21:05] _Sign**
Peach Tea
**[21:07] Miyamura**
Aw!
**[21:08] Miyamura**
I would have liked to see that!
**[21:11] Yuki**
Me too, me too!
**[21:13] Iura**
Huh? Why? It wasn't funny at all.
**[21:17] Remi**
Sure it was.
**[21:19] Remi**
You were acting the part of his senpai!
**[21:22] Iura**
Wh-What's wrong with that?
Nothing, that's what!
**[21:26] Sengoku**
But you don't usually react
to people so negatively.
**[21:29] Sengoku**
Are you on bad terms?
**[21:30] Hori**
That boy seemed comfortable around him.
**[21:33] Iura**
He's in the same class as my sister.
**[21:36] Iura**
He just happened to be here today.
**[21:38] Hori**
What? They you you should try
to get along with him!
**[21:41] Iura**
Well, y'know...
**[21:43] Hori**
What? Why are you being so wishy-washy?
**[21:46] Hori**
Is there something else about him—
**[21:50] Hori**
Was it him? Is he the one?
**[21:54] Hori**
He is, isn't he?!
**[21:56] Yuki**
Aw, I didn't get to see him!
**[21:58] Miyamura**
Me neither!
**[21:59] Ishikawa**
Shu, is that true? For real?
**[22:05] Sengoku**
Who is this middle schooler?
**[22:08] Remi**
No idea.
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.6 Sleepover
# E6 - Sleepover
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZNDNE/sleepover)
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***SIGN*** Sengoku
**[00:04] Miyamura**
Let's get to sleep.
**[00:07] Iura**
I kicked your table! Sorry!
**[00:09] Sengoku**
Hey, it's late. Keep your voice down!
**[00:12] Ishikawa**
I'll put my stuff over here.
**[00:15] Takeru(Dad)**
Does Kakeru have friends close
enough to invite for a sleepover?
**[00:18] Kozue(Mom)**
I'm sure he does.
**[00:21] Iura**
Sengoku-san, I want the loft bed!
**[00:24] Sengoku**
Sure. I'll tidy it up for you.
**[00:26] Iura**
No need! I'll take it as-is!
**[00:28] Sengoku**
It's really messy.
**[00:30] Iura**
Really, it's fine!
**[00:31] Sengoku**
I'm serious. There are more books
than can be considered safe.
**[00:34] Sengoku**
It's like it was falling rock zone.
**[00:37] Iura**
I-I...
**[00:39] Iura**
I love falling rock zones!
**[00:40] Sengoku**
What are you talking about?!
**[00:42] Sengoku**
Well, if you're sure, I guess I don't mind.
**[00:48] Ishikawa**
Okay, is that settled?
**[00:50] Ishikawa**
I can take the floor.
**[00:52] Sengoku**
The floor?
**[00:53] Ishikawa**
Well, I can take the floor...
***SIGN*** Snore
**[00:55] Ishikawa**
except someone's already sleeping there.
**[00:58] Sengoku**
That was fast, Miyamura-kun!
**[00:59] Ishikawa**
Miyamura, move over.
**[01:04] Sengoku**
S-Sorry it's so cramped.
**[01:07] Ishikawa**
Nah, it's fine.
**[01:11] Miyamura**
It's so hot...
***SIGN*** Ahhh
**[01:12] Ishikawa**
No, idiot! Don't take that off!
**[01:13] Ishikawa**
You'll be throwing away all your hard work!
**[01:17] Sengoku**
What's the matter?
**[01:18] Ishikawa**
It's nothing!
**[01:19] Ishikawa**
Good night!
**[01:23] Sengoku**
Good night.
**[01:25] Sengoku**
*I'll get to sleep, too.*
***SIGN*** Cramped
***SIGN*** Cramped
**[01:31] Sengoku**
*There's no space for me to sleep.*
**[03:09] Sengoku**
*If Ishikawa-kun goes here...*
**[03:11] Sengoku**
*and Miyamura-kun goes here...*
***SIGN*** Simulation
**[03:14] Sengoku**
Ishikawa—
**[03:15] Sengoku**
*He's asleep!*
**[03:17] _Sign**
Sleepover
**[03:17] Sengoku**
M-Miyamura-kun?
**[03:20] Sengoku**
Hey...
**[03:23] Miyamura**
No, Hori-san...
**[03:25] Miyamura**
Those are my organs.
***SIGN*** Chill
**[03:27] Sengoku**
*What kind of dream are you having?*
***SIGN*** Chill
**[03:29] Iura**
Motoko, wait, is that...?
**[03:33] Iura**
Oh, it's just a goldfish.
***SIGN*** Thump
**[03:34] Sengoku**
*A goldfish? And who is Motoko?*
***SIGN*** Silence
**[03:41] Sengoku**
*Now what?*
**[03:42] Sengoku**
*I wish I cleaned my room more regularly.*
**[03:46] (Flashback) Kozue(Mom)**
Keep your room clean, idiot.
**[03:50] Sengoku**
*Mom, I'm sorry.*
**[03:52] Sengoku**
No, wait! It's not messy!
**[03:54] Sengoku**
My room's just small!
**[03:56] Sengoku**
Just look at all these books!
**[03:58] Sengoku**
My dad has books in here, too!
***SIGN*** Animals of the World Insects Fish The Human Body
**[04:00] Sengoku**
Those all take up space.
**[04:02] Sengoku**
That's why there's no place to sleep.
**[04:05] Sengoku**
Oh, sorry.
**[04:07] Sengoku**
Oh, Iura-kun...
**[04:09] Sengoku**
Why are you up?
**[04:09] Iura**
I need to use the restroom.
**[04:12] Iura**
Sengoku-san, aren't you going to sleep?
**[04:17] Iura**
Why didn't you say something?
**[04:19] Iura**
We're the ones imposing.
**[04:22] Sengoku**
It just didn't seem right to wake anyone up.
**[04:24] Iura**
Wake up and fall in!
**[04:26] Sengoku**
You don't need to do that!
**[04:30] Ishikawa**
What?
**[04:32] Ishikawa**
Sengoku doesn't have space to sleep?
**[04:34] Ishikawa**
You should've said so, idiot.
**[04:36] Sengoku**
Sorry.
**[04:38] Ishikawa**
I'll move closer to the wall,
**[04:40] Ishikawa**
that lump who isn't waking up
gets moved to the bookcase...
**[04:44] Ishikawa**
Sengoku, can you cut yourself in half?
**[04:47] Sengoku**
No.
**[04:47] Iura**
Maybe if you and Miyamura
slept in the loft...
**[04:51] Iura**
I don't mind.
**[04:53] Sengoku**
How? There's only enough room for one.
**[04:55] Iura**
You'll both fit.
**[04:57] Iura**
It's one half plus one half.
***SIGN*** They add up to one.
**[05:01] Sengoku**
Damn, I didn't want to,
but there's no other choice.
**[05:04] Sengoku**
Miyamura-kun, let's go up to the loft.
**[05:06] Miyamura**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'll go home, Kyosuke-san...
**[05:10] Sengoku**
Hey!
**[05:16] Sengoku**
* The two of us managed to squeeze in,*
* but I don't like this.*
**[05:23] Ishikawa**
*No, idiot! Don't take that off!*
**[05:26] Miyamura**
*The pool... Damn...*
**[05:28] Miyamura**
*Oh, I'll go change over there.*
**[05:31] (Flashback) Remi**
I accidentally sprayed Miyamura
with a hose the other day.
**[05:35] (Flashback) Remi**
But he refused to take off his uniform.
**[05:41] Remi**
*I wonder why.*
**[05:44] Iura**
Sengoku-san, sorry!
**[05:46] Iura**
I left my cell phone...
**[05:51] Iura**
Sorry, I just remembered...
**[05:52] Iura**
I broke it in half, mangled it, turned it
into dust, and washed it down the gutter.
**[05:57] Sengoku**
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Just hold on!
**[06:00] Iura**
No, don't mind me.
**[06:02] Iura**
No matter what you do,
you'll still be Sengoku-san.
**[06:06] Sengoku**
That makes it sound worse!
**[06:08] Sengoku**
It's not what it looks like!
**[06:09] Sengoku**
Stop and listen to me!
**[06:11] Iura**
No, I've seen all I needed to see.
**[06:14] Iura**
You can't convince me otherwise.
**[06:17] Sengoku**
Don't be stubborn about it!
**[06:20] Iura**
I respect you, Sengoku-san.
**[06:23] Iura**
So I want to hear you out.
**[06:26] Iura**
It's just... There's...
**[06:29] Sengoku**
Don't trail off! You've got it wrong!
**[06:31] Sengoku**
I just tried to take his shirt off!
**[06:34] Sengoku**
I have a reason! I'm serious!
**[06:35] Sengoku**
It's nothing more than—
**[06:37] Iura**
You were trying to take his shirt off...
**[06:41] Iura**
I respect you.
***SIGN*** He means it in a different way
**[06:42] Sengoku**
Oh, no!
**[06:45] Sengoku**
No, Iura-kun!
**[06:47] Sengoku**
Listen to me!
**[06:47] Sengoku**
Iura-kun, say something!
**[06:49] Sengoku**
Don't go back down in silence!
**[06:49] Ishikawa**
*Miyamura's under suspicion.*
**[06:52] Ishikawa**
*Sengoku's pretty clever.*
**[06:55] Ishikawa**
Hey, Sengoku, why don't you sleep down here?
**[06:59] Sengoku**
I'm up here because there's not enough room!
**[07:01] Ishikawa**
Well...
**[07:03] Ishikawa**
We just need to move the table.
**[07:05] Ishikawa**
We'll take the books off and stand it up.
**[07:11] Sengoku**
How did I not think of that?
**[07:14] Sengoku**
What did we spend all that time doing?
**[07:16] Ishikawa**
Yeah, seriously.
**[07:29] Sengoku**
What happened?!
**[07:30] Sengoku**
It's so early—
***SIGN*** Sting
**[07:33] Ishikawa**
Shu was laughing in his sleep,
and it freaked me out.
**[07:36] Iura**
I just laughed in my sleep
and got hit for it.
**[07:40] Sengoku**
Definitely not the most
pleasant ways to wake up.
**[07:42] Ishikawa**
Anyway, good morning.
**[07:44] Iura**
Morning.
**[07:46] Sengoku**
Good morning.
**[07:47] Sengoku**
I don't think I got much sleep.
**[07:50] Ishikawa**
Miyamura?
**[07:52] Ishikawa**
Miyamura!
**[07:54] Ishikawa**
He's still asleep.
**[07:56] Ishikawa**
He just sleeps and sleeps.
**[07:58] Ishikawa**
If he doesn't have school,
he'll sleep until evening.
**[08:01] Sengoku**
That's too much sleep.
**[08:03] Sengoku**
I-I'll wake him up.
**[08:06] Sengoku**
Why are you looking at me like that?!
**[08:08] Sengoku**
I'm just waking him up! Nothing else!
**[08:10] Iura**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[08:12] Iura**
I'll wake him up, too!
**[08:13] Ishikawa**
It doesn't take that many people, idiot!
**[08:14] Iura**
I'm going up first!
**[08:16] Ishikawa**
Hey, Shu, wait!
**[08:17] Ishikawa**
Don't! I'll go!
**[08:18] Sengoku**
Hey, it's my futon!
**[08:22] Sengoku**
Iura-kun, get off!
***SIGN*** On
Miyamura
**[08:24] Iura**
Aw, do I have to?
**[08:26] Ishikawa**
Um, good morning.
**[08:28] Sengoku**
Good morning.
***SIGN*** Shake
**[08:30] Iura**
Morning.
**[08:33] Miyamura**
Is it morning?
**[08:34] Iura**
Yup.
**[08:35] Miyamura**
Why are you all up here?
**[08:37] Ishikawa**
How can you ask that?
**[08:39] Ishikawa**
Don't you realize the danger you're in?
**[08:41] Miyamura**
Danger?!
**[08:42] Sengoku**
Hey, Iura-kun, let's swap positions.
**[08:45] Iura**
We have to be careful
or Miyamura will be crushed.
**[08:48] Ishikawa**
Shu, stay right where you are.
**[08:51] Ishikawa**
Sengoku might do something
funny to Miyamura!
**[08:56] Sengoku**
No, I won't!
**[08:58] Sengoku**
Don't look at me like that! Turn around!
**[09:01] Miyamura**
I t-t-trust you, C-Class President.
**[09:05] Sengoku**
Liar! You're stuttering like crazy!
**[09:07] Miyamura**
But what are you doing
so early in the morning?
**[09:10] Iura**
This is your wake-up call.
**[09:11] Miyamura**
This isn't a call.
**[09:14] Miyamura**
I need to use the restroom.
**[09:16] Iura**
Ishikawa, go down.
**[09:18] Iura**
Back it up.
**[09:20] Ishikawa**
No, idiot! What if Sengoku
finds an opening to Miyamura?
**[09:24] Miyamura**
I don't care! I really
need to use the restroom!
**[09:27] Ishikawa**
Fine, but I tried.
**[09:29] Iura**
I hope you can hold it.
**[09:30] Miyamura**
I'm eighteen, so I think I can.
**[09:35] Iura**
So, Sengoku-san, why are you after Miyamura?
**[09:38] Sengoku**
That's a rude way to put it!
**[09:40] Sengoku**
Listen, this is part of my job
as a class representative!
**[09:44] Sengoku**
A class rep is supposed to
undress another boy?
**[09:48] Sengoku**
Please, just tell me why
Miyamura-kun hides his skin.
***SIGN*** Whimper
**[09:53] Ishikawa**
Uh...
***SIGN*** Uh...
***SIGN*** Uh...
**[09:54] Sengoku**
I don't understand.
**[09:57] Ishikawa**
About Miyamura...
**[09:59] Ishikawa**
The truth is...
**[10:05] Miyamura**
It was a long trip to
the class president's restroom.
**[10:10] Miyamura**
Huh? What?
**[10:11] Miyamura**
What's up?
**[10:12] Ishikawa**
Miyamura.
**[10:14] Ishikawa**
I covered for you.
**[10:16] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[10:18] Sengoku**
A bazooka in his solar plexus...
***SIGN*** Whisper
**[10:19] Iura**
A bazooka shoots out of his solar plexus...
**[10:21] Miyamura**
Just what did you cover?
**[10:23] Miyamura**
They're talking about a bazooka.
**[10:24] Ishikawa**
You know, that thing you have.
***SIGN*** More
misunderstandings
**[10:29] Sengoku**
He wouldn't take off his
uniform when Remi sprayed him.
**[10:34] Ishikawa**
What? Is this about Miyamura?
**[10:36] Sengoku**
Who else?
**[10:37] Ishikawa**
How would I know when
you just blurt that out?
**[10:40] Ishikawa**
I see. Miyamura...
**[10:44] Sengoku**
Ishikawa-kun, do you know something?
**[10:47] Ishikawa**
Nope, not a thing!
**[10:50] Miyamura**
Man, it's cold.
**[10:51] Miyamura**
Let me warm up in here, Class President.
**[10:54] Miyamura**
Oh.
**[10:55] Miyamura**
Ishikawa-kun is here, too.
**[10:57] Ishikawa**
Hey.
**[10:58] Ishikawa**
It's a Miyamura flying into the flame.
**[11:00] Miyamura**
Huh? There's no fire here.
**[11:02] Sengoku**
So you've come!
**[11:04] Miyamura**
Why are you so happy to see me?
**[11:06] Sengoku**
Miyamura-kun...
**[11:08] Sengoku**
Are you feeling hot?
**[11:10] Miyamura**
No, I came in here because I'm cold.
**[11:12] Sengoku**
But you'll start feeling
hot if you stay here.
**[11:14] Sengoku**
See how Ishikawa-kun took off his blazer?
**[11:17] Ishikawa**
*H-He's being so obvious!*
**[11:19] Miyamura**
Really?
**[11:21] Miyamura**
I'm still feeling cold, so I'll keep it on.
**[11:24] Sengoku**
*Damn!*
**[11:25] Sengoku**
Miyamura, you don't wear
a school sweater, right?
**[11:28] Miyamura**
No, I don't own one.
**[11:30] Sengoku**
You should try one.
***SIGN*** Glare
***SIGN*** Glare
**[11:32] Sengoku**
It'll look great on you.
**[11:33] Sengoku**
I know. I'll trade you mine.
**[11:36] Miyamura**
Class President, you're scaring me.
**[11:38] Sengoku**
Here.
**[11:40] Miyamura**
Wow, a school sweater!
**[11:43] Sengoku**
*He's going to change into it!*
**[11:46] Sengoku**
* At last I'll learn what*
* Miyamura-kun's been hiding!*
**[11:49] Ishikawa**
* Miyamura said his tattoos*
* show through a white shirt.*
**[11:52] Ishikawa**
* He'll definitely see*
* through Sengoku's trick—*
**[11:55] Ishikawa**
*You have got to be kidding me.*
**[11:56] Sengoku**
*Now, take off your sweater, Miyamura-kun!*
**[11:59] Ishikawa**
*He's gonna find out, Miyamura!*
**[12:05] Ishikawa**
Ow...
**[12:06] Sengoku**
Are you okay?
**[12:10] Sengoku**
*No!*
**[12:12] Miyamura**
This is so warm!
**[12:14] Miyamura**
Class President, this material is so nice!
**[12:17] Miyamura**
What do you think? How does it look?
***SIGN*** Saved
the day
**[12:18] Sengoku**
It looks great!
**[12:21] Sengoku**
I thought that would work.
**[12:25] Miyamura**
What would?
**[12:26] Sengoku**
Okay, I'll ask you straight-up.
**[12:28] Sengoku**
Why don't you like to take off your clothes?
**[12:31] Miyamura**
Because I'm a rational person.
***SIGN*** Finally caught on
**[12:32] Sengoku**
I'm not telling you to walk around naked!
**[12:35] Sengoku**
I mean when you change
for phys ed and stuff.
**[12:38] Miyamura**
What? What do you mean, Class President?
**[12:40] Miyamura**
Are you obsessed with me?
**[12:40] Sengoku**
No! I just really want to know!
**[12:43] Miyamura**
Why, though?
**[12:44] Sengoku**
What do you mean, "Why"?
**[12:46] Sengoku**
Because it's clearly not normal.
**[12:49] Miyamura**
Why, though?
**[12:50] Sengoku**
Calm down, Miyamura-kun!
**[12:52] Miyamura**
The class president is bullying me!
**[12:54] Sengoku**
Give back my sweater!
**[12:56] Sengoku**
Miyamura-kun!
**[13:00] Hori**
When did you get a school sweater?
**[13:06] Hori**
Why were you running so fast?
**[13:09] Takeru(Dad)**
Kakeru.
**[13:10] Takeru(Dad)**
I don't remember that sweater.
**[13:13] Sengoku**
*He got away.*
**[13:22] Female Student A**
Wow, it's so cold!
**[13:27] Sengoku**
Remi, sorry you had to wait.
***SIGN*** Pat
***SIGN*** Pat
**[13:32] Remi**
Let's head home.
**[13:33] Sengoku**
Sure.
**[13:39] Remi**
It's cold.
**[13:41] Sengoku**
It snowed, too.
**[13:42] Sengoku**
We'll have to wait a while for spring.
**[13:45] Sengoku**
It sucks that you have to wear
a skirt with your legs exposed.
**[13:47] Remi**
So cold...
**[13:52] Remi**
Hand. Hand.
**[13:56] Sengoku**
Here.
**[14:00] Sengoku**
It's cold.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[14:02] Sengoku**
Remi-san—
**[14:03] Remi**
I'm warm now.
**[14:06] Sengoku**
But I'm cold.
**[14:07] Remi**
I'm warm, though.
**[14:09] Remi**
Warm!
**[14:10] Sengoku**
I see.
**[14:13] Remi**
Hand.
**[14:14] Sengoku**
Yeah, okay.
***SIGN*** Silence
**[14:32] Remi**
Hold my hand!
**[14:34] Sengoku**
*She's angry at me.*
**[14:41] Sengoku**
Make sure to walk properly.
**[14:46] Sengoku**
*It feels warm.*
**[14:49] Remi**
Sengoku-kun, are you warm?
**[14:52] Sengoku**
Yeah.
**[14:53] Remi**
Your hand is so thin and bony
that mine isn't so warm.
**[14:59] Sengoku**
Oh.
**[15:01] Sengoku**
That must be awkward.
**[15:02] Remi**
No, I'm sorry my hand is so small.
**[15:06] Sengoku**
It's fine.
**[15:09] Sengoku**
Want to go somewhere?
**[15:13] Remi**
Nope.
**[15:19] Remi**
We're walking a little fast.
**[15:21] Sengoku**
I walk fast if I don't pay attention.
**[15:23] Remi**
Then pay attention.
**[15:25] Sengoku**
Right.
**[15:26] Remi**
Walk a little slower.
**[15:30] Sengoku**
We'll stop, though.
**[15:31] Sengoku**
Oh, you really stopped.
**[15:35] Sengoku**
Aren't you going home?
**[15:36] Sengoku**
Your place is right over there.
**[15:39] Sengoku**
You're cold, right?
**[15:44] Remi**
Hug...
**[15:53] Remi**
Never mind.
**[15:58] Remi**
Hug.
**[16:03] Sengoku**
Remi.
**[16:13] Sengoku**
Remi-san, let me move my arms a second.
**[16:20] Sengoku**
Thanks.
**[16:27] Remi**
Kiss.
**[16:29] Sengoku**
Hey, we're on the street.
***SIGN*** Push
**[16:33] Remi**
Understood.
**[16:34] Sengoku**
Good.
***SIGN*** No kissing
on the street
***SIGN*** Library
***SIGN*** Mathematics II
**[16:40] Sakura**
Remi, are you ready to go?
**[16:42] Sakura**
The library's about to close.
**[16:44] Remi**
Oh, you're right!
**[16:47] Remi**
I think I overworked my brain.
**[16:50] Sakura**
You're working hard.
**[16:51] Sakura**
Do you need any help with math today?
**[16:54] Remi**
Nope, I can do it myself.
**[16:58] Sakura**
Yeah?
**[16:59] Remi**
Yep!
**[17:01] Remi**
Let's go, Sakura.
**[17:08] Sakura**
Sengoku-kun.
**[17:10] Sakura**
Can we walk home together?
**[17:15] Sengoku**
Sure.
**[17:16] Sakura**
Are you ready?
**[17:17] Sengoku**
Yeah, sure.
**[17:21] Sengoku**
Is it that cold out?
**[17:22] Sakura**
Are you with a cold girl or something?
**[17:24] Sengoku**
I didn't say that.
**[17:26] Yuki**
Hori, is something up?
**[17:28] Yuki**
Huh? Where's Remi-chan?
**[17:30] Hori**
I'm not sure.
**[17:31] Yuki**
Those two don't usually
go home by themselves.
**[17:34] Hori**
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
**[17:40] Hori**
No, it's totally normal.
**[17:42] Hori**
I don't spend every minute
of the day with Miyamura, either.
**[17:45] Yuki**
Yeah, you're right!
**[17:47] Remi**
Kyon-kyon, Yuki-chan!
**[17:49] Remi**
Have you seen Sengoku-kun or Sakura?
**[17:52] Remi**
I went to the restroom,
but now I can't find them.
**[17:56] Remi**
Where could they be?
**[18:00] Sengoku**
Do you feel cold?
**[18:01] Sakura**
No, not at all.
***SIGN*** Suspicion Filter ON
**[18:03] Yuki**
Oh, I just saw—
**[18:05] Yuki**
What was that for? It hurt!
**[18:07] Hori**
Don't say it!
**[18:09] Yuki**
Why not? It's fine, right?
**[18:12] Hori**
Just don't!
**[18:13] Yuki**
It's not like that, right?
**[18:16] Remi**
What?
**[18:18] Remi**
Are you hiding something?
**[18:20] Hori**
Huh? O-O-Of course not.
**[18:22] Yuki**
Hori...
**[18:23] Remi**
Maybe they're in the student council room.
**[18:26] Hori**
I'll try calling.
**[18:29] Remi**
Huh? What?
**[18:31] Hori**
L-Look! On the window over there!
**[18:33] Hori**
There's an, um, giant bug!
**[18:36] Remi**
A bug? Where?
**[18:37] Hori**
Look, right there!
**[18:38] Yuki**
* I don't think this is really*
* Hori's problem, though.*
***SIGN*** Return
trays here
**[18:42] Employee**
Welcome!
**[18:43] Employee**
Have you decided on your order?
**[18:44] Sengoku**
Should we sit here?
**[18:45] Sakura**
Sure.
**[18:53] Iura**
What's up, Ishikawa?
**[18:55] Ishikawa**
I just saw Sengoku.
**[18:56] Ishikawa**
He's with Kono-san.
**[18:58] Iura**
Oh.
**[18:59] Ishikawa**
The thing is, Ayasaki isn't with them.
**[19:01] Ishikawa**
And Kono-san was holding
what looked like a present.
**[19:06] Ishikawa**
You're spilling your drink! It's everywhere!
**[19:08] Iura**
Is Sengoku-san cheating on her?!
**[19:09] Ishikawa**
We can't be sure!
**[19:12] Iura**
Does that mean Ayasaki-san is free now?
**[19:14] Iura**
This is my chance!
**[19:15] Ishikawa**
We really can't be sure of that!
**[19:17] Ishikawa**
And why do I have to wipe this up?
**[19:19] Ishikawa**
You should be doing this!
**[19:20] Sengoku**
I figured that loud voice
belonged to Iura-kun.
**[19:24] Iura**
I'm not thinking of anything underhanded!
**[19:28] Ishikawa**
You're not with Ayasaki today, huh?
**[19:31] Sengoku**
Not today.
**[19:32] Ishikawa**
*I'm not sure how to interpret that response.*
**[19:36] Sengoku**
Don't tell Remi that you saw me.
**[19:37] Iura**
What'll happen if I do tell her?
***SIGN*** Suddenly
bold
**[19:40] Ishikawa**
Shu, shut up.
**[19:43] Sengoku**
Don't tell Remi.
**[19:44] Iura**
I'm very sorry. I will take it to my grave.
**[19:48] Ishikawa**
What was that about?
**[19:50] Sakura**
See you tomorrow.
**[19:51] Sengoku**
Yeah, see you tomorrow.
**[19:59] (Flashback) Remi**
Aw, on the next mock exam? I can't!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Remi**
I've never scored above a forty in math.
**[20:08] (Flashback) Sakura**
Go for sixty.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Remi**
I can't.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Sakura**
Well, if you score at least sixty,
we'll go to that chocolate shop you like...
**[20:15] (Flashback) Sakura**
and get...
**[20:16] (Flashback) Remi**
Premium cookies?!
**[20:18] (Flashback) Sakura**
Yeah, that.
**[20:20] (Flashback) Remi**
W-Well, I'm not motivated by material things.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Sakura**
Anyway, good luck!
**[20:29] (Flashback) Math Teacher**
Next is...
***SIGN*** Mathematics Practice Test Answer Sheet
**[20:32] (Flashback) Sengoku**
That's great.
**[20:33] (Flashback) Sengoku**
You've never gotten higher
than forty before, right?
**[20:39] (Flashback) Sakura**
She says she's not motivated
by material things.
**[20:42] Sengoku**
Huh?
**[20:56] Sakura**
Good morning, Remi.
**[20:57] Remi**
Oh, Sakura!
**[20:59] Remi**
You left without me yesterday!
**[21:01] Remi**
I didn't know what to think!
**[21:03] Sakura**
I'm sorry.
**[21:04] Sakura**
You see, Remi...
**[21:05] Sakura**
This is for you.
**[21:07] Remi**
Cookies?!
**[21:09] Remi**
B-But why?!
**[21:10] Remi**
I didn't get a sixty on the mock exam...
**[21:12] Sakura**
What do you mean?
**[21:14] Sakura**
I was just in the area and picked these up.
**[21:22] Sakura**
Wow, you were right. These are delicious.
**[21:25] Remi**
I-I want one, too.
**[21:28] Sakura**
Go ahead.
**[21:32] Sakura**
I make cookies myself from time to time,
**[21:34] Sakura**
but ones from a shop
can really hit the spot.
**[21:39] Remi**
Sakura, thank you.
**[21:43] Sakura**
Did you say something?
**[21:45] Remi**
Nope!
**[21:47] Sakura**
Oh?
**[21:48] Remi**
Shouldn't Sengoku-kun have some, too?
**[21:51] Sakura**
Here's what he said:
**[21:52] Sakura**
"No. If I had any, there
would be less for Remi."
**[21:57] Remi**
That was exactly like him, Sakura!
**[21:59] Sakura**
I know, right?
**[22:00] Remi**
You're really good at impressions!
**[22:01] Sengoku**
That was nothing like me! Damn you, Sakura!
**[22:03] Ishikawa**
I thought you wanted to stay hidden.
**[22:05] Sengoku**
Sakura!
**[22:07] Ishikawa**
There, there, there, there...
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.7 Friends
# E7 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4J1JJ/friends)
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**[00:01] _Sign**
Katagiri High School
**[00:04] Hori**
How'd you do on the mock exam?
**[00:05] Sakura**
Not too bad.
**[00:08] Sakura**
*Third-year high schoolers have fun,
but we spend a lot of time studying.*
**[00:14] Sakura**
*When we get home, we fight through
reviewing our lessons and old exam problems.*
**[00:19] Sakura**
*In our spare time, we study vocabulary.*
**[00:23] Sakura**
*My singular reprieve
from the daily grind is...*
**[00:28] _Sign**
The super popular KONOHA
will be adapted into an anime!
**[00:30] Sakura**
*reading manga!*
**[00:32] Sakura**
*It's the highlight of my week.*
**[00:36] Sakura**
*He's a double agent?!*
**[00:38] Sakura**
*Wait, how?! I never saw that coming!*
**[00:41] Sakura**
*I thought he was just going
through his daily routine!*
**[00:43] _Sign**
A friendship betrayed...
What will happen to Konoha?!
**[00:43] _Sign**
To be continued next week
**[00:44] Sakura**
*No kidding!*
**[00:48] Sakura**
*Next week can't come soon enough!*
**[02:29] Remi**
You're sure in high spirits, Sakura.
**[02:32] Sakura**
I'm heading home!
**[02:35] Sakura**
*The next* Konoha*! The next* Konoha*!
**[02:39] Sakura**
*The next* Konoha*! The next* Konoha*!
**[02:43] Sakura**
*The next* Konoha*! The next* Konoha*!
**[02:47] _Sign**
Empty
**[02:52] Sakura**
E-Excuse me...
**[02:53] Sakura**
Did you get the new **Weekly Shinobi** today?
**[02:56] Employee**
Huh? Oh.
**[02:57] Employee**
We just sold out of it.
**[03:03] Employee**
Should we put one on backorder?
**[03:05] Sakura**
No, thank you.
**[03:08] Sakura**
*The convenience stores always
sell out on release day,*
**[03:11] Sakura**
*so I came straight to the book store.*
**[03:14] Sakura**
The next *Konoha*...
**[03:19] Sakura**
*I can't take it!*
**[03:19] _Sign**
AAAAAGH
**[03:20] Sakura**
*After thinking about* Konoha *all day,
the shock might just kill me!
**[03:24] Yanagi**
Huh?
**[03:26] Yanagi**
Kono-san?
**[03:29] Sakura**
Y-Yanagi-kun!
**[03:30] Sakura**
What is it?
**[03:31] Sakura**
*He saw me being weird.*
**[03:34] Yanagi**
Are you looking for the new *Weekly Shinobi*?
**[03:36] Sakura**
H-How did you know?
**[03:39] Yanagi**
You were talking about "the next *Konoha*."
**[03:45] Sakura**
*How embarrassing...*
**[03:47] Yanagi**
Um, you can have this if you'd like.
**[03:52] Yanagi**
I haven't opened it yet.
**[03:56] Sakura**
But...
**[03:57] Yanagi**
Oh, don't worry about me.
**[04:01] Yanagi**
I just came in to kill time
until my bus comes.
**[04:05] Yanagi**
It was the last copy,
so I felt compelled to buy it.
**[04:08] Yanagi**
The station I'm going to has
lots of books, so I'll be fine.
**[04:14] Yanagi**
My bus will be here soon, so I've gotta go.
**[04:17] Sakura**
Th-Thank you!
**[04:19] Sakura**
I'll pay you back tomorrow.
**[04:22] Sakura**
Yanagi-kun, um...
**[04:24] Sakura**
You're...
**[04:26] Sakura**
just like Kaoru-san!
**[04:28] _Sign**
SPARKLE
**[04:28] _Sign**
Mysterious
but helpful
**[04:28] _Sign**
Kind to friends
and foes alike
**[04:28] _Sign**
Kaoru-san
**[04:28] _Sign**
A character from Skull Ninja Konoha. Nin-nin!
**[04:33] Yanagi**
Er, thank you...
**[04:35] Sakura**
*He's weirded out!*
**[04:37] Sakura**
*I compared him to one of
the characters and he froze!*
**[04:40] Sakura**
*Why did I have to go and say that?*
**[04:47] _Sign**
A mysterious woman
**[04:47] Yanagi**
*Kaoru-san's a female character!*
**[04:48] _Sign**
Ya need some help?
**[04:51] Yanagi**
*Is she saying I'm effeminate?*
**[04:53] Yanagi**
*I'd better be careful.*
**[04:55] _Sign**
SHOCK
**[04:55] Sakura**
*I weirded him out.
He's definitely weirded out.*
**[04:59] Sakura**
Oh.
**[05:07] Sakura**
*I guess Yanagi-kun reads manga, too.*
**[05:15] Yanagi**
Kono-san!
**[05:17] Sakura**
Oh, Yanagi-kun.
**[05:19] Yanagi**
Are you going to the bookstore?
**[05:21] Sakura**
Yes.
**[05:22] _Both**
It's *Weekly Shinobi* release day!
**[05:27] Sakura**
I just can't put down *Konoha* lately!
**[05:31] Yanagi**
I hear that.
**[05:32] Yanagi**
I usually wait for the full-book publication,
**[05:35] Yanagi**
but once I start reading the weekly
magazines, I can't stop.
**[05:39] Sakura**
Exactly!
**[05:40] Female Student A**
They sure don't look like a couple.
**[05:43] Sakura**
*I haven't heard that in a while!*
**[05:44] _Sign**
SNAP
**[05:46] Sakura**
*I've been hanging around with
Hori's group so long I forgot.*
**[05:50] Sakura**
*Sh-Should I be about this far?*
**[05:52] Yanagi**
Did I upset you?
**[05:53] Sakura**
No, it's not like that!
**[05:55] Sakura**
It's, um...
**[05:56] Sakura**
If I walk next to you, it'll, um...
make the other girls jealous.
**[06:05] Yanagi**
Why?
**[06:06] Sakura**
Because you're such a cool guy.
**[06:09] Yanagi**
*Cool?*
**[06:11] (Flashback) Remi**
Sakura, I got a paper cut!
**[06:14] (Flashback) Sakura**
Think of something fun.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Sakura**
We get to go home early today!
**[06:18] (Flashback) Remi**
Oh? Yay!
**[06:20] (Flashback) Sakura**
It's gone.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Sakura**
It was just a bug. Nothing to cry about.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Sengoku**
I'm not crying...
**[06:25] (Flashback) Sengoku**
Is it really gone? For real?
**[06:28] Yanagi**
You're far cooler!
**[06:29] Sakura**
What? Me?
**[06:31] Sakura**
Wh-What are you saying?
**[06:33] Sakura**
You're obviously much cooler than me.
**[06:36] Yanagi**
No, I think I'd want you
there if I got hurt.
**[06:39] Sakura**
What does that mean?
**[06:41] Sakura**
*Yanagi-kun's a good guy...*
**[06:44] Sakura**
*but he can be a bit odd.*
**[06:45] Yanagi**
*Paper cut...*
**[06:47] Sakura**
*Moreover, if I had to choose...*
**[06:49] Sakura**
*I'd prefer being c-c-cute over cool.*
**[06:54] Sakura**
By the way, I haven't seen you
wear your glasses lately.
**[06:56] Yanagi**
Oh, they don't really look good on me.
**[07:00] Yanagi**
Besides, I have contacts.
**[07:03] Sakura**
*There's no way anything
doesn't look good on you.*
**[07:06] Yanagi**
Really, I just want a new design.
**[07:08] Yanagi**
Maybe I'll go check out frames later.
**[07:10] Sakura**
*Yanagi-kun's face is so delicate that
it makes mine stand out even more!*
**[07:15] Yanagi**
Want to come with, Kono-san?
**[07:17] Sakura**
Huh? Where?
**[07:18] Yanagi**
To check out frames.
**[07:19] Sakura**
Frames?
**[07:20] Sakura**
C-Can I really tag along?
**[07:22] Yanagi**
If you're busy, don't sweat it.
**[07:24] Sakura**
I-I'm coming!
**[07:26] Sakura**
*What a casual invitation.*
**[07:28] Sakura**
*Who could turn Yanagi-kun down?*
**[07:34] Yanagi**
I just thought of something.
**[07:38] Yanagi**
"Yanagi" and "Sakura" are both kinds of trees.
**[07:41] Yanagi**
Er, not that it means anything.
**[07:50] Sakura**
No more!
**[07:51] _Sign**
RUUUUUUUUUUN
**[07:52] Yanagi**
Huh? Kono-san, why are you running?
**[07:55] Yanagi**
Are you worried they'll be sold out?
**[07:56] _Sign**
Running seemed
the best option
**[07:58] _Sign**
That's a good color.
**[07:59] Sakura**
*Everything looks good on him.*
**[08:00] _Sign**
You mean it?
**[08:00] _Sign**
Maybe I'll
buy these.
**[08:02] _Sign**
I'm Her
**[08:02] Yuki**
A guy and a girl swap bodies!
**[08:03] _Sign**
She's Me
**[08:07] Hori**
What book is that?
**[08:08] Hori**
Oh, I remember this one!
**[08:11] Yuki**
It's really good.
**[08:12] Miyamura**
What is it?
**[08:12] Ishikawa**
Posture, Yoshikawa!
**[08:13] Hori**
That *I'm Her* thing.
**[08:15] Hori**
They made a TV drama out of it.
**[08:17] Miyamura**
Really? I didn't see it.
**[08:19] Yuki**
*If Hori and Miyamura swapped bodies...*
**[08:25] Miyamura**
What's that supposed to mean, Toru?
**[08:27] Hori**
Now, now...
**[08:29] Yuki**
*Whoa!*
**[08:30] Ishikawa**
*Is she okay?*
**[08:31] Sengoku**
Hey!
**[08:32] Sengoku**
Someone left their pencil case
in the student council room.
**[08:35] Ishikawa**
Oh, maybe it's Shu's.
**[08:35] _Sign**
Shu...
**[08:37] Ishikawa**
Did anyone forget a pencil case?
**[08:42] Sengoku**
There you go again, Ishikawa!
**[08:43] Iura**
Man, you're noisy. Pipe down.
**[08:48] Ishikawa**
The heck?!
**[08:49] Remi**
Oh, here you are, Sengoku-kun.
**[08:51] Sakura**
That case belongs to a second-year
on next year's student council.
**[08:55] Remi**
I'm glad we found the owner.
**[08:58] Sakura**
Let's go to a cake buffet later!
**[09:01] Remi**
We've got cram school first. Jeez...
**[09:05] Sengoku**
What's with her?
**[09:07] Ishikawa**
She keeps humming to herself.
**[09:10] Ishikawa**
Let's just leave her be.
**[09:12] Yuki**
It's 'cause Hori was him,
and then Remi-chan and Kono-san...
**[09:15] Ishikawa**
Knock it off. It's getting old.
**[09:20] Ishikawa**
I have cooking class next!
**[09:22] Yanagi**
Nice. Knock 'em dead.
**[09:24] Yuki**
Oh, yeah!
**[09:25] Ishikawa**
What is this?!
**[09:28] Yuki**
*But if* we *traded places, what would
I do in the restroom or the bath?*
**[09:32] Yuki**
*Guys and girls can't go together...*
**[09:33] Ishikawa**
What's going on, Yoshikawa?
**[09:35] Ishikawa**
You can come back now.
**[09:36] Yuki**
What about the restroom?!
**[09:38] Ishikawa**
The restroom?! What about it?!
**[09:40] Ishikawa**
If you need to use it, just go.
**[09:43] Ishikawa**
It's not good to hold it too long.
**[09:45] Yuki**
It's way more complicated than that.
**[09:47] Ishikawa**
Huh?
**[09:48] _Sign**
Confusion
**[09:50] _Sign**
Library
**[09:52] Hori**
I'm sure it would feel weird
for you to call me by my first name.
**[09:57] Yuki**
Kyoko-chan.
**[09:57] _Sign**
Shudder
**[09:59] Yuki**
Kyoko-chan!
**[10:01] Hori**
This is no time for goofing off.
**[10:04] Hori**
I'll go buy some writing paper.
**[10:05] Yuki**
See ya.
**[10:07] Yuki**
Hori, get some pencil lead, too!
**[10:09] Hori**
Okay!
**[10:10] _Sign**
Library
**[10:25] Yuki**
*I forgot to ask for more red pens!*
**[10:38] Yuki**
I didn't think anyone else was here.
**[10:40] Yanagi**
Oh, I, um...
**[10:42] Yuki**
Sorry.
**[10:43] Yanagi**
It's okay.
**[10:44] Yanagi**
I got here just as Hori-san was leaving.
**[10:48] Yuki**
This book is cold.
**[10:51] Yanagi**
Huh?
**[10:53] Yuki**
It's nothing.
**[10:59] Yanagi**
Your hand is just too warm, Yoshikawa-san.
**[11:06] Yuki**
*The backs of our hands touched.*
**[11:09] _Sign**
Thanks
**[11:09] Yuki**
*Yanagi-kun's hand felt so cold...*
**[11:10] _Sign**
No prob
**[11:17] Ishikawa**
Hey, did you finish your report?
**[11:20] Yuki**
My hand's cold.
**[11:21] Ishikawa**
Huh?
**[11:22] Yuki**
My hand's really cold.
**[11:25] Ishikawa**
What?
**[11:27] Ishikawa**
Feels pretty warm to me.
**[11:27] _Sign**
SQUEEZE
SQUEEZE
**[11:28] Ishikawa**
Mine's way colder.
**[11:30] Yuki**
Y-You don't need to grab
and touch it that much!
**[11:33] Ishikawa**
What?
**[11:35] _Sign**
PRESS
**[11:35] Ishikawa**
You're such a pain!
What'd you expect me to do?
**[11:38] Yuki**
Y-Y-Yanagi-kun doesn't touch me like this!
**[11:42] Ishikawa**
So you don't want me doing it?
**[11:44] Yuki**
That's not what I said.
**[11:47] Ishikawa**
What a pain in the neck!
**[11:48] Ishikawa**
I don't get you, Yoshikawa.
You're such a headache.
**[11:51] _Sign**
SNAP
**[11:51] Ishikawa**
Yoshikawa, you are seriously a pain!
**[11:52] _Sign**
More or less
honest
**[11:53] Ishikawa**
I'm not messing around!
**[11:54] Yuki**
I-I thought you *were* messing around!
**[11:57] Ishikawa**
Have you warmed up?
**[11:59] Yuki**
Yeah, but now I'm tired.
**[12:01] Ishikawa**
It's from writing that report.
**[12:03] Ishikawa**
Time to go home.
**[12:08] Ishikawa**
Wanna hold hands?
**[12:08] Yuki**
Not a chance.
**[12:10] Ishikawa**
I don't get you.
**[12:12] Yuki**
*Toru's hands are cold, too.*
**[12:16] Yuki**
*But when he's with me, they warm up.*
**[12:22] Ishikawa**
Miyamura, are you headed out?
**[12:24] Miyamura**
Yeah, I need to stop by the store.
**[12:28] Miyamura**
See ya.
**[12:28] Ishikawa**
Yeah.
**[12:32] Miyamura**
Man, it's cold.
**[12:44] Miyamura**
Sawada?
**[12:58] Miyamura**
*For real?*
**[13:03] Miyamura**
Sawada.
**[13:05] Miyamura**
Don't you have any friends?
**[13:08] Sawada**
Why?
**[13:10] Miyamura**
You're asking *me* why?
**[13:12] Miyamura**
Well, at least tell me
if you're being bullied.
**[13:19] Miyamura**
Okay, you don't need to tell me,
**[13:21] Miyamura**
but it looks like those kids on the third
floor threw your scarf out the window.
**[13:25] Miyamura**
Walk over to me if I'm right.
**[13:40] Miyamura**
Okay.
**[13:54] Sawada**
Hey, what was that? Did you do something?
**[13:57] Miyamura**
Who knows?
**[13:59] Miyamura**
I didn't say anything.
**[14:01] Female Student A**
Did he just mouth "Die, uggos" at us?!
**[14:03] Female Student B**
Now I'm pissed! Who does he think he is?!
**[14:07] Miyamura**
So... you're being bullied, huh?
**[14:14] Sawada**
I just had a different opinion
than everyone else.
**[14:18] Sawada**
Then they suddenly started ignoring me.
**[14:22] Miyamura**
That's how things are sometimes.
**[14:26] Sawada**
You don't know how it feels.
**[14:28] Sawada**
You've got tons of friends!
**[14:34] Miyamura**
It's not like I went around begging
each of them to be my friend.
**[14:40] Miyamura**
Things are bound to get better for you.
**[14:44] Miyamura**
You can just ignore those idiots.
**[14:47] Miyamura**
And then...
**[14:48] Miyamura**
When they beg you to be friends with them,
**[14:52] Miyamura**
you'll have won.
**[14:53] Sawada**
Wh-What does winning get me?
**[14:56] Miyamura**
I figured you wanted to win.
**[14:58] Sawada**
I don't care!
**[15:03] Miyamura**
Oh...
**[15:04] Miyamura**
I accidentally stepped on your scarf.
**[15:07] Miyamura**
Hey, ow! Stop!
**[15:12] Female Student C**
Sawada-san sure gets along
with the third-years.
**[15:15] Female Student D**
She must like talking to them
more than her classmates.
**[15:18] Female Student C**
I know what you mean. Every time—
**[15:22] Female Student D**
She's looking at us.
**[15:23] Female Student C**
Yikes.
**[15:26] Sawada**
*I don't care.*
**[15:32] Sawada**
*It's not that I don't want
to get along with them.*
**[15:35] Sawada**
*I just don't know how.*
**[15:39] Sawada**
*It makes being in class uncomfortable.*
**[15:44] Remi**
The wind's so strong!
**[15:45] Remi**
Oh, Sawada-san!
**[15:48] Yuki**
It's so cold...
**[15:49] Remi**
Sawada-san, come inside. It's cold out here.
**[15:55] Yuki**
What were you doing out there?
**[15:58] Sawada**
Am I weird?
**[16:02] Remi**
Yeah, pretty much.
**[16:04] Remi**
But being a little weird is wonderful.
**[16:10] Remi**
Did something happen?
**[16:12] Sawada**
Not exactly.
**[16:13] Yuki**
And if *you're* weird, then...
**[16:15] Yuki**
What about Remi-chan?
**[16:15] Remi**
What about Yuki-chan?
**[16:22] Remi**
Sawada-san, you can have this.
**[16:24] Remi**
It's stag beetle candy.
It tastes like stag beetles!
**[16:26] Yuki**
You don't have to take it, Sawada-san.
**[16:29] Sawada**
I-I'll take it.
**[16:31] Remi**
See how popular stag beetles are?
**[16:33] Yuki**
Is popularity really the issue?
**[16:35] Sawada**
D-Do I...
**[16:38] Sawada**
get along with third-years too well?
**[16:42] Yuki**
Huh? What's wrong with that?
**[16:46] Sawada**
I don't really have any friends
in my own grade.
**[16:50] Sawada**
So...
**[16:51] Yuki**
Ah, that's rough.
**[16:54] Yuki**
There's always a lot of group work.
**[16:56] Remi**
And girls pick their groups quickly.
**[16:58] Sawada**
Y-Yeah!
**[16:59] Sawada**
That's it. That's exactly it.
**[17:03] Yuki**
Um, Sawada-san, are you
having trouble with your class?
**[17:06] Remi**
Are you okay?
**[17:08] Sawada**
Th-Things are tough, but I'm still okay!
**[17:10] Yuki**
Yeah?
**[17:12] Sawada**
Yeah.
**[17:13] Remi**
If you aren't enjoying yourself,
you can come tell us about it.
**[17:17] Remi**
We're not in your class, so hearing
you out is about all we can do.
**[17:22] Yuki**
Come by anytime!
**[17:24] Sawada**
Thank you!
**[17:26] Remi**
How about a drone beetle chocolate next?
**[17:29] Remi**
It tastes like drone beetles!
**[17:30] Sawada**
What?
**[17:30] Yuki**
You don't have to take it, Sawada-san.
**[17:33] Sawada**
*I'm not really comfortable in my
class, but I still like school.*
**[17:39] _Sign**
ART CLUB
Beginners welcome!
Watercolors, oil paints, sketches...
**[17:40] Art Club A**
Where should we put this up?
**[17:42] Art Club B**
If only we'd reserved some
space on the bulletin board...
**[17:45] Art Club A**
Yeah.
**[17:47] Female Student G**
Shimoda!
**[17:48] Female Student G**
Do you know any bulletin
boards that aren't full?
**[17:51] Shimoda**
Sure. What about the one
at the main entrance?
**[17:53] Female Student G**
The third-years use that one!
**[17:55] Female Student G**
They'll get mad at us!
**[17:56] Shimoda**
Really?
**[17:57] Sawada**
*Recruiting for clubs seems hard.*
**[18:02] _Sign**
ART CLUB
Beginners welcome!
**[18:07] Sengoku**
I didn't know that.
**[18:09] Remi**
And afterward...
**[18:11] Sengoku**
Sawada-san?
**[18:13] Sengoku**
You were trying to fix that poster?
**[18:17] Sengoku**
They're supposed to be
completely within the frame.
**[18:20] Remi**
Sengoku-kun, there's a pushpin on the floor.
**[18:22] Sengoku**
Yeah, the frame's pretty hard,
so it wouldn't go in deep enough.
**[18:26] Sawada**
A-Actually...
**[18:28] Sawada**
That poster is my friends'—
**[18:30] Sawada**
My classmates'—
**[18:32] Sawada**
Um, I mean...
**[18:35] Sawada**
It's for a club some people in my class are in.
**[18:38] Sawada**
They said they're having trouble recruiting.
**[18:41] Sawada**
I think they made it big so
it would stand out, so...
**[18:47] Sawada**
Maybe it could stay up?
**[18:52] Sengoku**
I'm taking it down.
**[18:55] Sengoku**
This will be hard without a chair.
**[18:56] Remi**
Should I get one from the home ec room?
**[19:00] Sengoku**
I wonder if it's unlocked.
**[19:03] Sawada**
I'll take it down!
**[19:04] Sawada**
Stand aside, Sengoku!
**[19:06] Sengoku**
Hey, you know you can't reach it!
**[19:10] Yuki**
Huh?
**[19:11] Sawada**
Stop moving! You're scaring me!
**[19:11] _Sign**
Passerby Y
**[19:12] Yuki**
*They look like a family on their day off.*
**[19:13] Sengoku**
I can't.
**[19:15] Yuki**
*Stay strong, Sengoku.*
**[19:15] Remi**
Pass me the pushpin.
**[19:17] Sawada**
I got it off.
**[19:18] Sawada**
You can put me down.
**[19:19] Remi**
Okay!
**[19:21] Remi**
Next stop!
**[19:23] Sawada**
What? Hey, wait. Where are we going?
**[19:25] Sawada**
Put me down! I got the poster off.
**[19:28] Sengoku**
You're heavy.
**[19:29] Sawada**
Then hurry up and put me down!
**[19:31] Remi**
Here we are!
**[19:39] Sawada**
*The main entrance.*
**[19:40] Sengoku**
Hand me the poster. I'll put it up.
**[19:43] Sawada**
Huh?
**[19:44] Sengoku**
No matter how big it is, no one's
going to see it in that secluded spot.
**[19:48] Sengoku**
Remi, put that one over there.
**[19:51] Remi**
Right.
**[19:51] Sengoku**
And then, look, there's enough space here.
**[19:58] Sawada**
I thought that second-years
couldn't use this bulletin board.
**[20:01] Remi**
Why not?
**[20:03] Sawada**
Huh? Because the third-years
are always using it.
**[20:06] Sengoku**
This is a shared space.
**[20:08] Sawada**
I thought we'd get in trouble if we used it.
**[20:11] Sengoku**
Really?!
**[20:12] Sengoku**
Then I guess we'll need a poster that says
any grade can use this bulletin board.
**[20:18] Sengoku**
All done.
**[20:19] _Sign**
ART CLUB
Beginners welcome!
Watercolors, oil paints, sketches. and sculpting
Come check it out anytime!
See the art room for details
**[20:24] Sengoku**
Now every student who comes
through the door will see it.
**[20:28] Remi**
I hope some people come check it out.
**[20:31] Sawada**
Remiremi-senpai, thank you so much!
**[20:34] Sawada**
Sengoku!
**[20:38] Sawada**
Thanks.
**[20:41] Sengoku**
Don't mention it.
**[20:43] Sengoku**
Say, Sawada-san, would you like candy?
**[20:45] Sawada**
Not right now.
**[20:46] Remi**
How about some stag beetle chocolate?
**[20:55] Art Club B**
Sawada-san.
**[20:58] Art Club A**
I heard you rehung our
recruitment poster. Is that true?
**[21:03] Art Club B**
Shimoda said he saw you do it
two days ago after school.
**[21:07] Sawada**
*He saw me?!*
**[21:10] Sawada**
I-It's not like that. It was put up
where it shouldn't have been,
**[21:15] Sawada**
so I moved it to a suitable place.
**[21:17] Sawada**
And it wasn't really me...
**[21:19] Art Club B**
A first-year came by to check out the club.
**[21:24] Art Club B**
That was all, sure...
**[21:26] Art Club A**
But we've never had a first-year come before!
**[21:30] Art Club B**
When I heard they saw the poster,
I was really surprised.
**[21:35] Art Club B**
But it made me really happy.
**[21:37] Art Club B**
Thank you, Sawada-san.
**[21:41] Sawada**
I...
**[21:43] Sawada**
I hope you get someone to sign up next time!
**[21:47] _Both**
Yeah.
**[21:50] Art Club A**
Oh, and I wanted to ask...
**[21:52] Art Club A**
Is it true you used the council
president to get around?
**[21:57] Sawada**
N-No! Well, actually, yes.
**[21:57] _Sign**
Friends
**[22:00] Art Club B**
So the class president's arms
and legs may as well be your own?
**[22:04] Art Club A**
And you're related to that
third-year with piercings?
**[22:07] Sawada**
No!
**[22:15] _Sign**
Konoha!!
**[22:26] _Sign**
Skull Ninja
Konoha
**[22:55] _Sign**
Clang
**[22:55] _Sign**
Gyan
**[22:55] _Sign**
Punished
**[23:36] _Sign**
Konoha dances
yet again tonight
**[23:36] _Sign**
To be continued next week
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.8 Yanagi-kun
# E8 - Yanagi-kun
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGMG5/yanagi-kun)
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**[00:04] Ishikawa**
I don't see it...
**[00:06] Yanagi**
Sorry about this, Ishikawa-kun.
**[00:08] Ishikawa**
Nah, don't sweat it.
**[00:10] Ishikawa**
You dropped it around here, right?
**[00:11] Yanagi**
Yes.
**[00:12] Yanagi**
I just wish I could help you look...
**[00:12] _Sign**
Wobble Wobble Wobble
**[00:14] Ishikawa**
Don't worry! Just stay there where it's safe!
**[00:18] Ishikawa**
You bought some glasses, broke them,
and now you've dropped your contact...
**[00:21] Ishikawa**
You should eat more blueberries.
**[00:24] Yanagi**
Yeah.
**[00:25] Yanagi**
If it doesn't turn up, don't worry about it.
**[00:28] Yanagi**
You must be getting cold.
**[00:29] Ishikawa**
We gotta help each other when we need it.
**[00:33] Sengoku**
*He's kneeling?!*
**[00:33] _Sign**
Kneeling...?!
**[00:36] Sengoku**
*What the heck is happening here?*
**[00:37] Sengoku**
*Did Yanagi-kun do something to Ishikawa-kun?*
**[00:43] Sengoku**
*I need to tell them that
it's time to go home.*
**[00:46] Sengoku**
*And then... ask what's going on.*
**[00:51] _Sign**
He's glaring...
**[00:53] _Sign**
RUMMMBLE
**[00:56] Ishikawa**
Found it!
**[00:59] Yanagi**
Thank you!
**[01:00] Ishikawa**
Just don't drop it again!
**[01:02] Ishikawa**
Hey, was someone there a second ago?
**[01:05] Yanagi**
I think so, but I couldn't really tell.
**[01:08] Yanagi**
Whoever it was ran away.
**[01:11] Ishikawa**
That's weird.
**[01:11] _Sign**
Student Council
**[01:17] Sakura**
Sengoku-kun, did you make sure
everything's locked up?
**[01:20] Sengoku**
*I'm sorry, Father. I couldn't make
the first move against Yanagi-kun.*
**[01:25] Sakura**
Sengoku-kun?
**[02:58] Hori**
Yanagi-kun missed our elective class today.
**[03:02] Miyamura**
Did he?
***SIGN*** Yanagi-kun
**[03:04] Hori**
It's my only chance with him during the day.
**[03:07] Miyamura**
Chance for what?
**[03:08] Hori**
Come to think of it, he's absent
for a lot of morning classes.
**[03:12] Hori**
Maybe he has trouble waking up.
**[03:14] Miyamura**
Maybe.
**[03:18] Miyamura**
Akane!
**[03:20] Miyamura**
See you tomorrow!
**[03:21] Yanagi**
Right!
**[03:23] Miyamura**
Hori-san, now's your daily Yanagi-kun chance.
**[03:28] Miyamura**
Hori-san?
**[03:30] Hori**
Why...
**[03:31] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[03:32] Hori**
Why are you calling Yanagi-kun
by his first name?!
**[03:35] Miyamura**
Um, I...
**[03:36] Miyamura**
I'm sorry!
**[03:38] Hori**
Like you're the best of friends...
**[03:39] Miyamura**
I mean, I call him by his first name,
but it doesn't mean anything...
**[03:45] Hori**
I want to call him by his first name, too!
**[03:47] Miyamura**
Wait, *that's* what this is?
**[03:49] Hori**
Do you think Yanagi-kun would mind
if I asked to call him by his first name?
**[03:53] Miyamura**
I doubt it.
**[03:54] Hori**
Y-You think so?
**[03:57] Hori**
Really?
**[03:59] Miyamura**
Weirdo.
**[04:01] Hori**
Don't be like that. I'm just happy.
**[04:04] Remi**
Kyon-Kyon, have you seen Yanagin?
**[04:07] Miyamura**
He just left.
**[04:08] Remi**
What?
**[04:09] Remi**
But I brought these cookies for him...
**[04:16] Remi**
Want them, Kyon-Kyon?
**[04:18] Hori**
Sorry, I'm full.
**[04:20] Remi**
That's too bad. Sakura made them.
**[04:24] Hori**
Really?!
**[04:25] Remi**
So what if she did?
**[04:27] Hori**
Gimme!
**[04:27] Remi**
No way.
**[04:28] Hori**
Come on! Just a few!
**[04:29] Female Student 1**
This sucks.
**[04:31] Female Student 1**
The bus is running super late.
**[04:33] Female Student 2**
And I'm super in a hurry. It super sucks.
**[04:36] Female Student 1**
Super same. For real.
**[04:39] Hori**
What's wrong, Miyamura?
**[04:40] Miyamura**
Sounds like the bus is super,
super, super, super, super late.
**[04:44] Hori**
*That* late?
**[04:45] Miyamura**
I think Akane commutes by bus.
**[04:49] Miyamura**
And it's really windy today.
**[04:57] Yanagi**
*The bus hasn't come yet.*
**[05:01] Yanagi**
*It's cold.*
**[05:03] Remi**
Yo there, you all by your lonesome?
**[05:08] _Sign**
Bus Stop
Katagiri High School
**[05:08] Yanagi**
Oh, erm, did you mean me?
**[05:14] Yanagi**
Ayasaki-san?
**[05:15] Remi**
Nope, I'm not Remi.
**[05:17] Yanagi**
What are you doing?
**[05:19] Remi**
Hitting on you.
**[05:20] Yanagi**
Hitting on me?!
**[05:21] Remi**
Gotta say, you're a cute one.
**[05:24] Remi**
If you're down, wanna hang with me?
**[05:26] Yanagi**
*Should I?*
**[05:28] Yanagi**
*Is she playing some kind of game?*
**[05:30] Hori**
Hey, back off. You're
bothering the poor thing.
**[05:33] Hori**
You should know when you're not wanted.
**[05:35] Yanagi**
Hori-san?
**[05:36] Hori**
No, I'm just someone who, uh...
**[05:40] Hori**
Someone passing by.
**[05:42] Remi**
Oh, so you're not solo.
That's it. I'm outta here.
**[05:46] Hori**
That's enough out of you, lowlife.
**[05:47] Remi**
You—
**[05:48] Remi**
Oh, sorry, you go ahead.
**[05:49] Hori**
You sure?
**[05:50] Hori**
Sorry, I, uh...
**[05:54] Remi**
We forgot the next line,
so we're skipping it.
**[05:57] Yanagi**
I see.
**[05:59] Remi**
Hey, I heard at school that the bus
is gonna be fifteen minutes late.
**[06:04] Yanagi**
Oh, really?
**[06:06] Remi**
You got it.
**[06:07] Remi**
And it's a cold one today.
**[06:10] Yanagi**
*So they came to let me know.*
**[06:12] Yanagi**
Thank you. If it's just fifteen
minutes, I can wait it out.
**[06:16] Miyamura**
Heya.
**[06:18] Miyamura**
I got 'em!
**[06:20] Hori**
What took you?
**[06:21] Remi**
Want some hot cocoa, Yanagin?
**[06:23] Yanagi**
Huh?
**[06:25] Hori**
Here.
**[06:29] Hori**
Hey, they're all hot cocoa!
**[06:32] Miyamura**
I figured no one would fight
if it was all the same.
**[06:34] Remi**
Say, did you get one for me?
**[06:36] Hori**
Y...a... Y...a... Yanagi-kun,
we brought cookies, too.
**[06:40] Yanagi**
*"Y...a... Y...a..."?*
**[06:41] Yanagi**
Thank you.
**[06:43] Remi**
It's so warm! Thank you!
**[06:43] Hori**
Kono-san made them. They're really good.
**[06:46] Miyamura**
It's freezing today.
**[06:46] Yanagi**
Thank you. Um, I...
**[06:48] Remi**
Miyamura-kun, do you like hot cocoa?
**[06:49] Hori**
No one likes waiting in the cold all alone.
**[06:51] Miyamura**
It feels really good in winter.
**[06:52] Hori**
Am I right?
**[06:53] Remi**
I know, right?
**[06:56] Hori**
O-Or are we bothering you?
**[06:58] Hori**
We can head back to school—
**[06:59] Yanagi**
No, not at all!
**[07:03] Miyamura**
A text?
**[07:04] Yanagi**
From my dad.
**[07:05] Yanagi**
He was excited about coming home
early so we could all go out to eat.
**[07:09] _Sign**
Dad
**[07:09] _Sign**
Should I come get you?
**[07:13] Remi**
You know, Yanagin...
**[07:16] Remi**
It was Miyamura-kun's idea
to get you something warm to drink.
**[07:20] Miyamura**
Ayasaki-san, where did you
get those sunglasses?
**[07:23] Remi**
The student council room.
**[07:25] Miyamura**
Whose are they?!
**[07:26] Hori**
Oh, sorry! I ate five cookies by myself!
**[07:31] Hori**
I should've brought my coat today.
**[07:33] Remi**
Me, too.
**[07:34] Miyamura**
You girls must already be cold
with your legs exposed.
**[07:35] _Sign**
No need. I'm with my friends
**[07:37] Hori**
You could try a skirt, Miyamura.
**[07:39] Miyamura**
Why?!
**[07:42] Yanagi**
Hori-san, I'd like a cookie, please.
**[07:44] Hori**
Here!
**[07:45] Yanagi**
Thank you.
**[07:49] Teacher**
I've heard that certain students
have been skipping elective classes
**[07:52] Teacher**
because they're frequently self-study hall.
**[07:55] Teacher**
This is an important time of year.
**[07:57] Teacher**
You must use the remainder of it wisely!
**[08:00] Teacher**
Therefore...
**[08:01] Teacher**
I will not permit any tardiness among
the students of class 3-6 next week!
**[08:06] Teacher**
Understood?!
**[08:07] _All**
Yes, ma'am.
**[08:13] Hori**
When Sengoku sends a text,
sometimes I wonder if it's really him.
**[08:18] Miyamura**
I get that.
**[08:19] Sengoku**
Why?! I send perfectly normal texts!
**[08:20] _Sign**
Yuki wants to go to the zoo
Invite Ayasaki-san and Kono-san along
Tomorrow? Sure, I'm free. Why?
**[08:22] Hori**
At first, sure.
**[08:22] _Sign**
Use kanji in your texts.
Okay. I think they'll go, too.
**[08:23] Ishikawa**
They start off perfectly normal.
**[08:24] _Sign**
I'll do what I want
You should try some cute faces in yours
**[08:27] _Sign**
Kyo-chan, I saw some water backflowing
all over the floor at school today—
Waa~ How stupid~
**[08:29] Ishikawa**
Do you feel no shame when texting?
**[08:31] Sengoku**
Please stop going through those texts...
**[08:33] Ishikawa**
To be fair, sometimes when Miyamura
texts me, I feel like I'm talking to a girl.
**[08:38] Miyamura**
You do?
**[08:40] Ishikawa**
What do you think, Yanagi?
**[08:40] _Sign**
THUD
**[08:45] Ishikawa**
Yanagi, did you just
hit your head on the desk?
**[08:48] Yanagi**
Huh? What makes you think that?
**[08:50] Yanagi**
Why would I hit my head on the desk?
**[08:54] Ishikawa**
*He looks bleary-eyed.*
**[08:56] Miyamura**
Yanagi-kun, are you tired?
**[08:58] Miyamura**
Did you sleep okay? Is something wrong?
**[09:00] Yanagi**
Um, well... actually...
**[09:07] Hori**
You can't be late for a week?
**[09:09] Ishikawa**
Like an anti-tardiness campaign?
**[09:11] Miyamura**
That makes it sound like a good thing.
**[09:13] Hori**
No, it doesn't.
**[09:14] Yanagi**
I have trouble getting up, and I get
so nervous that I can't fall asleep.
**[09:18] Yanagi**
Even one tardiness will get my name
and photo put up for everyone to see.
**[09:20] _Sign**
Terror...
**[09:23] _All**
*Th-That's going too far.*
**[09:24] Sengoku**
*Yanagi-kun is tardy a lot.*
**[09:27] Miyamura**
What if you go to bed early?
**[09:28] Yanagi**
I tried, but I wake up at odd hours.
**[09:32] Ishikawa**
That's a vicious cycle.
**[09:34] Yanagi**
But it's only for two more days,
so I'll tough it out.
**[09:37] Ishikawa**
Okay, but make sure you set your alarm clock.
**[09:40] Yanagi**
Yeah, I've actually been setting two of them.
**[09:45] Yanagi**
Oh, but one stopped yesterday,
**[09:48] Yanagi**
so I barely made it on time today.
**[09:51] Ishikawa**
It just stopped?
**[09:52] Yanagi**
No, I found it broken on the floor
across the room from my bed.
**[09:58] Yanagi**
I don't remember moving it, though.
**[10:00] Yanagi**
I discovered it when I got home.
**[10:05] Yanagi**
My bed was a mess, too, but my parents
said they hadn't been in my room.
**[10:11] Yanagi**
It's a little mysterious... and kinda freaky.
**[10:16] Yanagi**
Sorry to jabber on so long.
**[10:17] Yanagi**
I'm sure you don't care, right?
**[10:19] Hori**
We do. Go on.
**[10:21] _Sign**
A sense for horror
**[10:23] Sengoku**
But a supernatural phenomenon? I know you're
not hurt, but is that really okay?
**[10:27] Miyamura**
You should carry salt on you!
**[10:29] Yanagi**
Salt?
**[10:30] Hori**
Hey, when you can't get up in the morning,
is it because of sleep paralysis?
**[10:35] Yanagi**
No, I'm just sleepy.
**[10:37] _Sign**
Honest
**[10:39] Ishikawa**
It's totally up to you, but is one alarm
clock really going to be enough?
**[10:44] Miyamura**
I could give you a wake-up call.
**[10:47] Ishikawa**
Hey, that's a good idea.
**[10:49] Miyamura**
You should still set your alarm clock,
**[10:51] Miyamura**
but I'll give you a call
to make sure you get up.
**[10:55] Ishikawa**
And you text him, Sengoku. It'll be funny.
**[10:57] Sengoku**
Why's that?
**[10:58] Sengoku**
Are you teasing me again?
I want to call him, too!
**[11:00] Ishikawa**
It's for Yanagi, okay?
**[11:03] Sengoku**
But a text...?
**[11:04] Yanagi**
I-I'm really not a morning person, so...
**[11:07] Miyamura**
You can just hang up
without saying anything,
**[11:09] Miyamura**
so long as the call wakes you up.
**[11:11] Yanagi**
Thank you!
**[11:13] Sengoku**
A text... A wake-up text...
**[11:16] Ishikawa**
This'll be fun.
**[11:16] Yanagi**
*I need to make sure I wake up tomorrow.*
**[11:17] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[11:21] _Sign**
Yanagi
**[11:47] Yanagi**
What? It's morning?
**[11:49] Yanagi**
Can't be...
**[11:52] Yanagi**
It's 1:30. It's still nighttime.
**[11:55] Yanagi**
I'll go back to sleep.
**[12:05] Miyamura**
*Hey, Akane? Good morning! Are you up?*
**[12:09] Yanagi**
I'm not getting up.
**[12:09] Miyamura**
*Huh?*
**[12:13] Yanagi**
So tired...
**[12:21] Ishikawa**
*Oh, Yanagi? Good morning.*
**[12:23] Ishikawa**
*You'd better get up or else—*
**[12:33] Ishikawa**
*Yanagi Akane, eighteen years old...*
**[12:36] Ishikawa**
*is incredibly bad at getting out of bed.*
**[12:39] Yanagi**
Oh, a text...
**[12:39] _Sign**
Sengoku-kun
**[12:44] Yanagi**
I managed to get up!
**[12:46] Yanagi**
Thank you all!
**[12:47] Ishikawa**
I'm glad, but getting hung up on without
a word definitely stung a little.
**[12:51] Yanagi**
I-I'm sorry.
**[12:52] Yanagi**
I was so tired that
I don't really remember...
**[12:54] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun.
**[12:56] Yanagi**
Oh, Sengoku-kun, that text was really funny.
**[12:59] Sengoku**
*Funny?*
**[12:59] Yanagi**
Thank you.
**[13:00] _Sign**
Thought he was being serious
**[13:00] Yanagi**
It really did the trick and woke me up.
**[13:02] Ishikawa**
Should we call you again tomorrow?
**[13:04] Yanagi**
No, thanks. I'll be fine.
**[13:06] Yanagi**
I have to learn to stand on my own.
**[13:08] Yanagi**
Plus, I did hear my alarm go off.
**[13:10] Ishikawa**
Yeah? Let me know if you change your mind.
**[13:13] Yanagi**
I will!
**[13:15] Ishikawa**
*Yanagi wouldn't realize
until the next morning...*
**[13:22] Ishikawa**
*that his alarm clock was done for.*
**[13:25] _Sign**
Warm
**[13:25] _Sign**
Warm
**[13:25] _Sign**
Warm
**[13:25] _Sign**
Warm
**[13:25] _Sign**
Warm
**[13:32] Sengoku**
*Can't decide between green and oolong tea?*
**[13:35] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun.
**[13:38] _Sign**
Low-Calorie Sports Drink
**[13:39] Sengoku**
Sorry.
**[13:40] Yanagi**
Th-That's quite all right.
I'm fine with anything.
**[13:43] Yanagi**
I was just feeling a bit thirsty.
**[13:45] Yanagi**
This one is brand new, isn't that right?
**[13:48] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun, you talk normally with
your classmates and Yoshikawa-san,
**[13:52] Sengoku**
but you're so polite with the rest of us.
**[13:55] Yanagi**
Just habit, I suppose.
**[13:57] Yanagi**
I'm casual with my friends
and people I want to be friends with.
**[14:04] Yanagi**
Oh.
**[14:08] Yanagi**
I-It's not what you think! Really!
**[14:11] Yanagi**
I didn't mean I don't want to be
friends with you guys!
**[14:15] _Sign**
The person I want to be friendlier with
doesn't even want to talk normally to me.
I'd at least like to be acknowledged as a
classmate. What if I never get to that point?
I just don't know. I can't even think straight.
I don't want to bother Yanagi-kun with
something like this, but I can't think anymore.
This is such a shock.
I don't know what to do.
**[14:16] Yanagi**
*It's too late!*
**[14:21] Ishikawa**
Talk about a heavy mood!
**[14:21] _Sign**
Depressed
**[14:22] Ishikawa**
Wait, what's got Sengoku so down?
**[14:25] Iura**
Sengoku-san, what's up?
Is something the matter?
**[14:27] Iura**
You can tell your pal Iura!
Y'know, get it off your chest!
**[14:31] Iura**
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
**[14:33] Sengoku**
Buzz off.
**[14:34] Ishikawa**
Sengoku!
**[14:36] Ishikawa**
Okay, that's on Shu for being obnoxious.
**[14:39] Iura**
I am not!
**[14:40] Ishikawa**
Did something happen with Ayasaki?
**[14:43] Sengoku**
I got dumped.
**[14:44] Ishikawa**
Shu, Ayasaki's single now!
**[14:47] Sengoku**
Not by Remi! By Yanagi-kun!
**[14:50] Ishikawa**
Oh, so Yanagi dumped you.
**[14:53] Ishikawa**
I thought you were getting along.
**[14:54] Sengoku**
He said he's so polite with me
because he doesn't want to be friends.
**[14:58] Ishikawa**
Did he really...?
**[15:01] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Yanagi, want half of this?
**[15:03] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Oh, how kind of you.
**[15:05] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
I can't finish it on my own.
**[15:07] (Flashback) Yanagi**
What is it?
**[15:09] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
A really sweet danish.
**[15:11] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
There's so much chocolate,
it gave me heartburn.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Is it good?
**[15:14] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Yeah, I really dig it.
**[15:18] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
O-Oh, that's great. I'm glad.
**[15:22] (Flashback) Yanagi**
Yes.
**[15:26] Sengoku**
Why are you smirking
like you've won something?
**[15:28] Iura**
You're not the only one
he's super polite with.
**[15:32] Ishikawa**
Yeah, don't let it bother you.
**[15:34] Sengoku**
I know, but still...
**[15:35] Ishikawa**
*Everyone, even Ayasaki, seems
awfully attracted to Yanagi.*
**[15:40] Sengoku**
Okay, I'll let it go. I'll treat him
the same way I always do.
**[15:46] Sengoku**
So we're just friends...
**[15:47] Ishikawa**
*What'd you want to be?*
**[15:50] _Sign**
Warm
**[15:50] _Sign**
Warm
**[15:50] _Sign**
Warm
**[15:50] _Sign**
Warm
**[15:50] _Sign**
Warm
**[15:56] Yanagi**
Oh.
**[15:58] Yanagi**
S-Sengoku-kun.
**[16:01] _Sign**
Fresh Squeezed Juice Blend
**[16:02] Yanagi**
I-I-I'm so sorry.
**[16:04] Sengoku**
No, it's fine. I was having trouble deciding.
**[16:09] Yanagi**
*Oh, that doesn't look good.*
**[16:10] Yanagi**
Um, I'm sure I could drink it,
so why don't you give it to me?
**[16:16] Yanagi**
I'll buy you another one,
so please drink that instead.
**[16:19] Sengoku**
All right. Thank you.
**[16:22] Yanagi**
Of course!
**[16:28] Yanagi**
Here. I, um... Take this.
**[16:32] Sengoku**
Thank you.
**[16:34] Yanagi**
This juice has a unique taste, so lots of
kids in class don't like it, you know?
**[16:40] Sengoku**
*Is he trying to be more casual with me?*
**[16:44] Sengoku**
Sorry.
**[16:44] Yanagi**
Huh?
**[16:45] Sengoku**
You can talk to me however
you'd like. Don't force yourself.
**[16:51] Yanagi**
O-O-Oh... Okay! I will!
**[16:59] Sengoku**
Oh, good... I, uh, I'm glad.
**[17:01] _Sign**
2-4-6 Tea Blend
**[17:01] _Sign**
Oolong Tea
**[17:01] _Sign**
Oolong Tea
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:01] _Sign**
Warm
**[17:04] Ishikawa**
Sengoku's grossing me out.
**[17:07] Iura**
What? Is he doing something weird?
**[17:09] Iura**
Hey, you're right! Look at that grin!
**[17:12] _Sign**
SLAP
**[17:13] Iura**
He slapped me!
**[17:14] Ishikawa**
Sengoku's pretty straightforward
with his feelings.
**[17:17] Ishikawa**
He probably made up with Yanagi.
**[17:22] Remi**
Oh, hi, Yanagin!
**[17:24] Remi**
Where are you off to?
**[17:26] Yanagi**
I'm returning to the classroom.
**[17:28] Remi**
Not so fast! I told you to be
casual with me, didn't I?
**[17:32] Remi**
Hey, you're laughing me off!
**[17:33] Yanagi**
*If only I could play it
this straight with Sengoku-kun.*
**[17:38] Sengoku**
Oh, hi, Yanagin! Where are you off to?
**[17:41] Sengoku**
Why are you being so stuffy?
I told you we're friends, didn't I?
**[17:46] Yanagi**
*No, Sengoku-kun's not like that!*
**[17:49] Remi**
Yanagin, are you gonna cry?
**[17:51] Remi**
What's wrong?
**[18:00] Yanagi**
I-I'm doing it, Iura-kun.
**[18:03] Iura**
Yeah, bring it on, Akane!
**[18:07] Yanagi**
Here goes.
**[18:10] Ishikawa**
What are you doing?
**[18:11] Yanagi**
Hello, Ishikawa-kun and Sengoku-kun.
**[18:14] Yanagi**
Iura-kun was saying he can
catch a blade with his hands.
**[18:16] Ishikawa**
Is that so?
**[18:19] Iura**
I could've caught a katana if we had one.
**[18:22] Ishikawa**
You'd make a murderer of Yanagi?
**[18:26] Ishikawa**
You with me, Sengoku?
**[18:27] Sengoku**
I wonder...
**[18:28] Sengoku**
If I were to say I could catch a blade
between my hands like Iura-kun...
**[18:33] Sengoku**
Would Yanagi do that to me, too?
**[18:36] Ishikawa**
Huh?
**[18:37] Ishikawa**
M-Maybe?
**[18:39] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun...
**[18:43] Sengoku**
seems to attract cheerful people.
**[18:46] Ishikawa**
You mean airheads? Like Yoshikawa?
**[18:49] Sengoku**
If air... If cheerful people are
easier for him to get along with,
**[18:52] Sengoku**
I guess I don't stand a chance.
**[18:54] Ishikawa**
Why not be a cheerful airhead, then?
**[18:56] Sengoku**
When I saw her the other day...
**[18:58] Ishikawa**
Hey, you're not listening, Sengoku.
**[19:02] Sengoku**
*Hey, that's Yoshikawa-san.*
**[19:04] (Flashback) Yoshikawa**
Ow!
**[19:06] (Flashback) Yoshikawa**
I'm sorry!
**[19:08] Ishikawa**
She mistook the wall
for a person and apologized?
**[19:11] Ishikawa**
I do that sometimes, too.
**[19:12] Sengoku**
There's more.
**[19:17] Sengoku**
It's the first time I've seen
someone glare at a wall.
**[19:20] Sengoku**
I don't think I can ever
be like Yoshikawa-san.
**[19:23] Iura**
Okay, and...
**[19:23] Ishikawa**
Me either.
**[19:24] Iura**
Take this!
**[19:25] Iura**
You caught it?!
**[19:26] Ishikawa**
But if you acted more like Shu,
maybe you could be friendlier.
**[19:31] Sengoku**
You want me to act like Iura-kun?
**[19:33] Sengoku**
That's compromising too much!
**[19:35] Ishikawa**
I feel you, but he's better than Yoshikawa.
**[19:38] Ishikawa**
I'll show you what I mean. Just watch.
**[19:40] Sengoku**
O-Okay.
**[19:42] Ishikawa**
Yanagi!
**[19:43] Yanagi**
Yes?
**[19:44] Ishikawa**
Side attack!
**[19:44] _Sign**
Tickle
**[19:44] _Sign**
Tickle
**[19:45] Iura**
Akane's ticklish on
the soles of his feet, too!
**[19:48] Ishikawa**
Now you do it.
**[19:49] Sengoku**
Me, do *that*?!
**[19:50] Sengoku**
No! Nope! Never! No way! No how!
**[19:52] Ishikawa**
You idiot! You'll never
accomplish anything like that!
**[19:55] Ishikawa**
You want to be better friends
than before, don't you?!
**[19:57] Ishikawa**
You want to be better friends
than now, don't you?!
**[20:00] Sengoku**
I need to practice first, Ishikawa-kun.
**[20:02] Ishikawa**
Why do you need a rehearsal?
**[20:05] Sengoku**
There.
**[20:05] _Sign**
Grab
**[20:07] Ishikawa**
Stop! That was way too sensual!
**[20:10] Ishikawa**
That wasn't what I was expecting.
What's with you?
**[20:13] Sengoku**
I don't have any idea.
**[20:14] Sengoku**
Don't be mad.
**[20:16] Ishikawa**
It was like you were molesting me.
**[20:18] Sengoku**
Seriously?
**[20:20] Sengoku**
I'm glad we're rehearsing.
**[20:22] Miyamura**
You're a molester, President?
**[20:24] Sengoku**
Why do you pass by at
the worst possible times?!
**[20:27] Miyamura**
Doing a little roleplay?
**[20:28] Ishikawa**
Yeah, and Sengoku's the molester.
**[20:30] Sengoku**
Hey.
**[20:31] Miyamura**
Then who are you, Ishikawa-kun?
**[20:33] Ishikawa**
Yanagi.
**[20:34] Sengoku**
The casting's all wrong!
Are we on a train or something?!
**[20:38] Miyamura**
So the scene's Akane
getting felt up on the train, huh?
**[20:41] Miyamura**
Who should I be?
**[20:44] Sengoku**
I only wish I could be as dumb as you.
**[20:46] Ishikawa**
He actually called someone dumb!
**[20:48] Miyamura**
What's this all of a sudden? Bullying?
**[20:51] Ishikawa**
No.
**[20:52] Ishikawa**
Sengoku-kun wants to get closer with a friend.
**[20:56] Miyamura**
What? We're all already good friends.
**[20:58] Miyamura**
Is that not enough for him?
**[21:00] Miyamura**
Am I the only one who thinks we're friends?!
**[21:03] Sengoku**
Why do you look like your life's in danger?!
**[21:06] Iura**
What's up?
**[21:07] Iura**
You fighting?
**[21:08] Sengoku**
*I can't believe your timing!*
**[21:10] Miyamura**
The president's kicking me out!
**[21:12] Iura**
What? The president's bullying someone?!
**[21:14] Sengoku**
That's enough!
**[21:17] Yanagi**
Sengoku-kun wouldn't do that.
**[21:20] _Sign**
Smile
**[21:20] _Sign**
Smile
**[21:20] _Sign**
Smile
**[21:23] Iura**
You always take Sengoku-san's side.
**[21:26] Yanagi**
D-Do I?
**[21:28] Ishikawa**
Sengoku and Yanagi really
are good friends, huh?
**[21:30] Sengoku**
*Could you be any more obvious?!*
**[21:33] Ishikawa**
Yanagi, Sengoku says he wants to be Shu.
**[21:36] Yanagi**
Huh? Why?
**[21:38] Yanagi**
I like him the way he is.
**[21:41] Iura**
What's this?! You want to be me?!
**[21:42] _Sign**
BEEEEAM
**[21:44] Iura**
Let's start with a haircut!
**[21:45] Sengoku**
I didn't mean the way you look!
**[21:47] Miyamura**
First a molester, then Iura-kun...
**[21:50] Miyamura**
Talk about a busy day, President.
**[21:55] Yanagi**
Molester?
**[21:56] Sengoku**
No! That was a misunderstanding!
**[21:58] Sengoku**
Miyamura, come to the
student council room later!
**[21:58] _Sign**
Yammer
Yammer
Yammer
**[22:00] Miyamura**
Huh? Why? What did I do?
**[22:02] Sengoku**
I'm angry at you!
**[22:03] Miyamura**
Huh? Why?
**[22:04] Sengoku**
You should know already!
**[22:05] Yanagi**
Miyamura-kun and Sengoku-kun
get along great, don't they?
**[22:06] Sengoku**
You just caused a lot of confusion!
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.9 Teacher
# E9 - Teacher
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZWZW/teacher)
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**[00:08] Terajima**
Sensei, it's time for class.
**[00:12] Terajima**
Yasuda-sensei.
**[00:15] Terajima**
Don't say I didn't try to wake you up.
**[00:17] Female Student A**
Uh-oh, we should get back to the classroom.
**[00:19] Female Student A**
The bell's about to ring.
**[00:20] Female Student B**
Whoa. Yasuda's asleep.
**[00:25] Female Student A**
His hair is so soft!
**[00:28] Female Student B**
This'll look great.
**[00:32] Terajima**
Yasuda-sensei.
**[00:33] Terajima**
Yasuda-sensei!
**[00:35] Yasuda**
Was there someone behind me just now?!
**[00:38] Terajima**
Yup, just a couple of third-years.
**[00:41] Yasuda**
I bet they were girls!
**[00:43] Yasuda**
How could I miss my chance like that?!
**[00:45] Terajima**
You know...
**[00:46] Yasuda**
Damn, my class is already starting.
**[00:49] Terajima**
You know, Yasuda-sensei...
**[00:51] Yasuda**
What is it?!
**[00:55] Terajima**
There's something wrong with your head.
**[00:58] Yasuda**
I know that!
**[01:01] Yasuda**
Why bring it up now?! I'm in a hurry!
**[01:05] Terajima**
I won't argue, but that's not what I meant.
**[01:08] Yasuda**
I'm going to class!
**[02:40] _Sign**
Teacher
**[02:41] Yasuda**
Your average on the last exams
was lower than the other classes'.
**[02:45] Yasuda**
Write down an answer even if you're unsure.
**[02:48] Yasuda**
You left way too many questions blank.
You're throwing points away.
**[02:53] Yasuda**
Are you taking this seriously?
**[02:56] _All**
*Are* you *taking this seriously?*
**[02:59] Hori**
Yasuda, I...
**[03:01] Yasuda**
What?
**[03:04] Male Student A**
*Do it!*
**[03:05] Female Student C**
*Ask him, Hori-san!*
**[03:12] Hori**
Never mind.
**[03:15] Yasuda**
Your English score was good, as usual.
**[03:17] Hori**
Oh, um... Thanks.
**[03:21] Hori**
*What do I say?*
**[03:22] Hori**
*I can't think of anything.*
**[03:25] Yasuda**
Does that bother you?
**[03:26] Hori**
No, sir.
**[03:29] Miyamura**
Excuse me!
**[03:30] Yasuda**
What is it? Need to use the restroom?
**[03:33] Miyamura**
Um, no...
**[03:35] Male Student B**
*Ask him, Miyamura!*
**[03:37] Female Student D**
*You can do it, Miyamura-kun!*
**[03:40] Miyamura**
The theme...
**[03:42] Yasuda**
Th-The theme?
**[03:44] Miyamura**
The theme for today...
**[03:46] Yasuda**
What about it?
**[03:49] Yasuda**
Does that have anything
to do with what we're discussing?
**[03:54] Miyamura**
Er, no. It doesn't, but...
**[03:56] Yasuda**
No?
**[03:57] Yasuda**
Then sit down.
**[03:59] Miyamura**
Okay...
**[04:00] Yasuda**
What's going on?
You all seem distracted by something.
**[04:04] _All**
*It's you!*
**[04:07] Yuki**
*Oh, no! I overslept, and now I'm late!*
**[04:10] Yuki**
*What class are we on now?*
**[04:14] Yuki**
I'm sorry for being late!
**[04:16] Yasuda**
So you finally made it, Yoshikawa.
**[04:30] Yuki**
What gives, Yasuda?
**[04:31] Yuki**
You gotta stop! I can't!
**[04:37] Miyamura**
I can't hold it back anymore!
**[04:39] Ishikawa**
Lookin' cute today, Yasuda!
**[04:43] Yasuda**
What's gotten into you all?
**[04:45] Yasuda**
I look cute?
**[04:46] Yuki**
Have a look, Yasuda.
**[04:51] Yasuda**
What is this?!
**[04:53] Hori**
How did you not notice?
**[04:54] Ishikawa**
You can't fool us!
**[04:59] Yasuda**
Honestly...
**[05:01] Yasuda**
If they're going to do that,
I want it done while I'm awake!
**[05:04] Yasuda**
I want to be able to enjoy
teenage girls playing with my hair!
**[05:07] Terajima**
* There really is something*
* wrong with his head.*
**[05:09] Yasuda**
That was a rare opportunity to...
**[05:12] _Sign**
Reference Room
**[05:12] _Sign**
Science Room
**[05:12] _Sign**
Library
**[05:15] Yasuda**
Terajima-sensei, do you know
where the resource room key is?
**[05:19] Terajima**
I don't. Try asking the one
who's in charge of it.
**[05:22] Yasuda**
And who would that be?
**[05:26] Terajima**
Nakamine-sensei, I believe.
**[05:29] Terajima**
Come to think of it, I think
he used the room yesterday.
**[05:36] Yasuda**
Nakamine-sensei!
**[05:40] Yasuda**
Please return the resource room key.
**[05:44] Nakamine**
I put it back yesterday.
**[05:48] Yasuda**
It isn't there.
**[05:49] Nakamine**
But I put it back.
**[05:51] Yasuda**
It's not there.
**[05:53] Nakamine**
That's odd...
**[05:55] Nakamine**
Oh.
**[05:57] Nakamine**
Oh, it was in my pocket.
**[06:00] Nakamine**
My bad.
**[06:02] Yasuda**
*Why is* he *in charge of the key?*
**[06:05] Nakamine**
Man, I'm glad we found it.
**[06:09] Yasuda**
You just dropped a different key.
**[06:13] Nakamine**
My bicycle key!
I thought I lost it over the summer.
**[06:16] Yasuda**
O-Over the summer?
**[06:18] Yasuda**
It's winter!
**[06:20] Nakamine**
Thank you.
**[06:22] Nakamine**
Now I can start riding my bike again.
**[06:24] Yasuda**
I didn't really do anything...
**[06:27] Nakamine**
No need to be humble.
**[06:29] Yasuda**
* Maybe we should entrust*
* the key to someone else.*
**[06:34] Yasuda**
Do you have any other keys on you?
**[06:37] Nakamine**
I wonder...
**[06:40] Hori**
Hey, it's Yasuda.
**[06:41] Ishikawa**
Who's that other teacher?
**[06:43] Yuki**
Nakamine-sensei.
**[06:45] Yuki**
Remember? The physics teacher.
**[06:51] _All**
Whoa!
**[06:54] Hori**
How does your pocket do that?
**[06:56] Ishikawa**
Was that a magic trick?
**[06:57] Yuki**
That's a lot of keys!
**[06:58] Nakamine**
Huh? Oh, thanks.
**[07:02] Yasuda**
I could do that too if I tried!
**[07:05] Ishikawa**
You don't need to get
competitive about it, Yasuda.
**[07:08] Yasuda**
No, I'm serious! I could totally do that!
**[07:12] Yuki**
Sensei, there was another key over here.
**[07:14] Nakamine**
Oh, thank you. I would've been
in trouble again without that.
**[07:20] Nakamine**
Huh?
**[07:25] Nakamine**
Th-The resource room key is gone.
**[07:28] Yasuda**
Nakamine-sensei!
**[07:28] _Sign**
Loop
**[07:42] Yuki**
Sensei!
**[07:45] Yuki**
You dropped these.
**[07:48] Nakamine**
Oh, silly me.
**[07:50] Nakamine**
Thank you.
**[07:51] Yuki**
Sensei, you might have a hole in your pocket.
**[07:55] Nakamine**
What? There's no way...
**[08:04] Yuki**
Sensei, I have a sewing kit.
**[08:08] Nakamine**
You don't say!
**[08:10] _Sign**
Home Economics
**[08:13] Nakamine**
You're quite skilled with
your hands, young lady.
**[08:16] Yuki**
Sensei, I'm Yoshikawa from class 3-1.
**[08:20] Nakamine**
R-Right...
**[08:22] Nakamine**
Sorry.
**[08:24] Nakamine**
I don't teach class 3-1.
**[08:28] Yuki**
But you taught us as first-years.
**[08:32] Yuki**
Did you forget?
**[08:34] Nakamine**
I've had trouble remembering
faces and names since I was young.
**[08:41] Nakamine**
But I remember you.
**[08:57] Ishikawa**
It's an affair.
**[08:59] Yasuda**
But it's Nakamine-sensei...
**[09:01] Yasuda**
But it's *Nakamine-sensei*!
**[09:03] Yasuda**
How'd he do it?
**[09:04] Yasuda**
How'd he get a teenage girl alone
doing that for him?
**[09:07] Ishikawa**
Shut up. How should I know? Drop dead.
**[09:09] Yasuda**
I don't like hearing
you say that so casually.
**[09:11] Ishikawa**
This is no time to start
acting like a real teacher!
**[09:15] Yasuda**
Gotta say, I never expected
Yoshikawa to carry a sewing set.
**[09:21] Ishikawa**
I had no idea either. What's more...
**[09:25] (Flashback) Yuki**
Toru, you're missing a button.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Ishikawa**
Oh, I didn't notice.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Yuki**
Honestly. Make sure you sew it back on.
**[09:34] Ishikawa**
That's how she treated me this summer!
**[09:38] Yasuda**
Sounds like she has
no love for you whatsoever.
**[09:41] Yasuda**
You might as well be "Rando A" to her.
**[09:44] Ishikawa**
Don't talk like you know how she feels
when you don't, you sexual harasser!
**[09:49] Yasuda**
Then what about Nakamine-sensei?
What about him, huh?!
**[09:52] Ishikawa**
Nakamine doesn't give off even a whiff of
ulterior motives, criminality, or indecency.
**[09:58] Ishikawa**
You, on the other hand...
**[09:59] Yasuda**
What?! I have only the purest intentions!
**[10:03] Ishikawa**
Huh?!
**[10:04] Nakamine**
Wow!
**[10:07] Nakamine**
You sewed it right up. Thank you so much.
**[10:12] Yuki**
Let me know if you ever get another hole.
**[10:15] Yuki**
And take better care of those keys!
**[10:18] Nakamine**
Yoshikawa-san, do you always
have a needle and thread on you?
**[10:23] Yuki**
Yeah, sure do.
**[10:25] Yuki**
There's a certain someone
who keeps losing his buttons.
**[10:28] Yuki**
But he doesn't tell me when it happens.
**[10:31] Nakamine**
Oh, that's really too bad.
**[10:34] Nakamine**
Say, to show my appreciation,
can I get you something to drink?
**[10:39] Yuki**
No, thanks. I'm still working on this.
**[10:43] Yuki**
Hey, instead, Sensei,
let me see your hand.
**[10:49] Yasuda**
What are they talking about?
**[10:51] Ishikawa**
How should I know?
**[10:53] Yasuda**
She finished mending...
**[11:13] Yuki**
Toru?
**[11:14] Nakamine**
Oh my.
**[11:20] Ishikawa**
What were you doing back there?
**[11:25] Yuki**
What do you mean?
**[11:26] Ishikawa**
With his hands.
**[11:28] Yuki**
Oh, that?
**[11:29] Yuki**
I was doing a palm reading.
**[11:32] Ishikawa**
What brought that on?
**[11:33] Yuki**
I'm into it lately. It's neat.
**[11:35] Yuki**
I can read yours, too!
**[11:37] Ishikawa**
Nah, I'll pass.
**[11:38] Yuki**
It's fine. I don't mind.
**[11:50] Yuki**
Your palm lines are so faint!
**[11:52] Yuki**
Just like Nakamine-sensei's!
**[11:53] Ishikawa**
*That's* what you were looking at?!
**[11:56] Ishikawa**
Aren't you supposed to tell me how lucky I am?
**[11:59] Yuki**
I can't tell that.
**[12:01] Yuki**
Go watch your horoscope on the news.
**[12:03] Ishikawa**
Talk about a total cop out.
**[12:06] Ishikawa**
Listen, have you read anyone else's palms?
**[12:09] Yuki**
Nope.
**[12:11] Yuki**
Oh, I did look at Hori's.
Her lines were really easy to see.
**[12:14] Yuki**
Why do you ask?
**[12:15] Ishikawa**
I just don't want anyone
thinking you're a weirdo.
**[12:19] Ishikawa**
Not that I do.
**[12:26] Yuki**
Wait, are you saying you think I'm weird?!
**[12:30] Ishikawa**
*No!*
**[12:31] Yuki**
I'm not a weirdo! I'm not!
**[12:34] Ishikawa**
I know.
**[12:35] Iura**
Ishikawa!
**[12:37] Iura**
Miyamura says he's in for tomorrow!
**[12:40] Ishikawa**
Nice! Where should we go, then?
**[12:45] Iura**
What if we go find an empty classroom, bro?
**[12:48] Ishikawa**
Who are calling "bro"?
**[12:49] Yuki**
Ooh, what's this? Lemme in on it!
**[12:53] Iura**
Just a little guy fun!
**[12:56] Yuki**
Sounds dumb.
**[12:57] Iura**
What?!
**[13:07] Miyamura**
I had a hard time sneaking this in here.
**[13:12] Ishikawa**
Talk about huge...
**[13:14] Iura**
We all know bigger is better.
**[13:16] _Sign**
Student Council
**[13:17] Miyamura**
I think looks are important, too.
**[13:19] Iura**
No way. Size is where the romance lies.
**[13:25] Yasuda**
Hello, young adolescent boys!
**[13:27] Yasuda**
What do we have here
that's got you all so... excited...
**[13:34] Iura**
Where do you live, Yasuda?
**[13:37] Yasuda**
Why? Are you going to come
burn my place down?
**[13:39] Iura**
No, I'm just interested.
**[13:41] Yasuda**
You don't need to be interested
in where your teachers live.
**[13:44] _Sign**
Student Counseling
**[13:45] Yasuda**
And besides, you three are in trouble.
**[13:47] Yasuda**
Do you get that?
**[13:49] _All**
Sorry.
**[13:51] Miyamura**
But school policy doesn't
forbid having cake in a classroom.
**[13:56] Yasuda**
A whole cake is just too much.
**[13:59] Ishikawa**
Come to think of it, you live
pretty close to school, right?
**[14:03] Ishikawa**
I remember sending you a New Year's card.
**[14:07] Yasuda**
Are you planning to visit?!
**[14:09] Yasuda**
You'd better not! And we're
still talking about the cake!
**[14:13] Iura**
We don't care about the cake anymore.
**[14:16] Iura**
We want to know how you live.
**[14:18] Yasuda**
You're a little *too* honest.
**[14:20] Ishikawa**
Do you live by yourself?
**[14:22] Yasuda**
Huh? Well, you could say that...
**[14:25] Iura**
Got a girlfriend?
**[14:26] Yasuda**
No.
**[14:27] Yasuda**
Why does that matter anyway?
**[14:30] Iura**
Because, you know...
**[14:31] Iura**
You always go around saying how
much you like high school girls.
**[14:34] Iura**
If you had a perfectly normal,
uninteresting girlfriend...
**[14:36] _Sign**
Perfectly normal girlfriend
**[14:36] _Sign**
Yasuda's perfectly
normal girlfriend (pending)
**[14:37] Iura**
I'd be disappointed.
**[14:38] Yasuda**
"Uninteresting"?
**[14:40] Ishikawa**
Ah, yeah, I get that.
**[14:42] Ishikawa**
If he had a girlfriend,
that alone would be a shock.
**[14:45] Iura**
Right?
**[14:45] Yasuda**
I said I don't, so you're safe.
**[14:49] Ishikawa**
Yasuda, let me know if you ever get a
perfectly normal and uninteresting girlfriend.
**[14:51] _Sign**
Perfectly normal girlfriend
**[14:51] _Sign**
Yasuda's perfectly
normal girlfriend (pending)
Has no hobbies
**[14:54] Yasuda**
What exactly are you going for here?
**[14:57] Miyamura**
Don't you want to get married?
**[14:59] Yasuda**
I don't have anyone *to* marry.
**[15:01] Yasuda**
Weren't you listening?
**[15:03] Iura**
You should do it.
**[15:04] Iura**
Marry your super-normal,
completely uninteresting girlfriend.
**[15:05] _Sign**
Perfectly normal girlfriend
**[15:05] _Sign**
Yasuda's perfectly
normal girlfriend (pending)
Has no hobbies
Her friends are all getting
married recently
**[15:07] Yasuda**
Seriously, who the hell are you talking about?
**[15:10] Yasuda**
I mean, I just don't want Nakamine-sensei
to get married before I do.
**[15:14] Ishikawa**
*He's really fixated on Nakamine.*
**[15:18] Yasuda**
Damn it, I'm fraternizing with students!
**[15:21] Miyamura**
I'd love to see where you live.
**[15:24] Iura**
Yeah!
**[15:25] Yasuda**
You jerks aren't welcome!
**[15:27] Yasuda**
However, if you bring some girls,
I'll allow you in!
**[15:30] Yasuda**
Miyamura, you bring Hori!
Ishikawa, you bring Yoshikawa!
**[15:32] Yasuda**
Iura, you bring Ayasaki and Kono!
**[15:35] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[15:36] Miyamura**
Then forget it.
**[15:38] Yasuda**
Hey, what happened to your enthusiasm?
**[15:40] _Sign**
I wanna see where you live!
**[15:44] Ishikawa**
You're the worst.
**[15:45] Ishikawa**
I'm not sending you
a New Year's card next year.
**[15:47] Yasuda**
I wasn't expecting one.
**[15:49] Iura**
I don't know what you're thinking,
**[15:51] Iura**
but those two don't have any
strong feelings toward me!
**[15:55] Yasuda**
Oh, I see.
**[15:56] Yasuda**
Sorry.
**[15:57] Yasuda**
Now, back to the cake...
**[16:06] Yasuda**
Forget it.
**[16:07] Yasuda**
Go back to class.
**[16:08] Iura**
Oh, can we? Yay!
**[16:10] _Sign**
Student Counseling
**[16:13] Iura**
Yasuda, we'll come visit again.
**[16:15] Yasuda**
Sure, just bring me some cake, too.
**[16:19] Ishikawa**
*What a terrible teacher.*
**[16:20] Miyamura**
Sensei, we'll come back
for the cake after school,
**[16:24] Miyamura**
so be sure to keep it cold.
**[16:26] Yasuda**
I know.
**[16:36] Terajima**
Just what is this?
**[16:36] _Sign**
Science Prep Room
**[17:02] Sengoku**
* It's nine o'clock*
* in the student council room.*
**[17:07] Sengoku**
*The door's locked...*
**[17:11] Sengoku**
*and there's a slumbering demon.*
**[17:15] Sengoku**
*How could she fall asleep?*
**[17:18] Sengoku**
*Is it drugs?*
**[17:19] Sengoku**
*Is she taking drugs?!*
**[17:19] _Sign**
It's because
the room's so warm
**[17:23] Sengoku**
*A-Anyway, I'll let the demon sleep.*
**[17:28] Sengoku**
* If I call the school, it should*
* ring in the faculty office.*
**[17:32] _Sign**
Please Charge
**[17:34] Sengoku**
*Why?!*
**[17:37] Hori**
Whoa, it's dark.
**[17:39] Hori**
What's going on? What time is it?
**[17:41] Sengoku**
*I'm done for.*
**[17:44] Sengoku**
It seems...
**[17:45] Sengoku**
someone locked the door
while we were sleeping.
**[17:52] Hori**
How could you let that happen, you idiot?!
**[17:54] Sengoku**
Y-You didn't wake up either, Kyo-chan!
**[17:56] Sengoku**
Don't put all the blame on me!
**[17:58] Hori**
Aw, man! I was going to
buy carrots on the way home!
**[18:01] Hori**
What am I supposed to do now?!
**[18:03] Sengoku**
The gardening club's growing
a bunch. Just take those.
**[18:08] Hori**
What kind of council president are you?!
**[18:10] Sengoku**
Kyo-chan, your phone! Call someone!
**[18:13] Sengoku**
The school! Anyone! Just do it!
**[18:16] _Sign**
R
U
M
B
L
E
**[18:16] Hori**
Is that how you ask someone to do something?
**[18:19] Sengoku**
No, I'm sorry.
**[18:21] Sengoku**
But please hurry.
**[18:22] Hori**
Okay, fine.
**[18:24] Hori**
Sengoku, what's the school's phone number?
**[18:27] Sengoku**
You should have that stored!
**[18:31] Hori**
Can it.
**[18:32] Hori**
We just need to check the student handbook.
**[18:35] Sengoku**
Right! Now hurry up and call! Make it snappy!
**[18:38] Hori**
Why are you in such a rush?
**[18:40] Hori**
You don't need to use the restroom, do you?
**[18:43] Hori**
Don't copy me.
**[18:44] Sengoku**
It's perfectly natural!
**[18:45] Sengoku**
Wait, you have to go, too?!
**[18:48] Yasuda**
Honestly, what the hell are you two doing?
**[18:51] Yasuda**
I was just going home—
**[18:54] Yasuda**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[18:56] Yasuda**
Where's my thank you?!
**[18:58] _Sign**
Restroom
**[18:59] _Sign**
Student Counseling
**[19:01] Yasuda**
So, what were you doing here so late?
**[19:05] Hori**
He fell asleep.
**[19:07] Sengoku**
Hang on. Hori-san was asleep, too.
**[19:10] Yasuda**
Are you serious?
**[19:12] Yasuda**
You weren't up to something
inappropriate, were you?
**[19:15] Hori**
Huh?
**[19:17] Sengoku**
What do you mean?
**[19:18] Yasuda**
It happens. Students stay
late and start making out.
**[19:25] Hori**
Hold it! Don't accuse us of that!
**[19:28] Sengoku**
And isn't this the fault of whoever locked
the door without checking inside first?
**[19:34] Yasuda**
Hmm? What was that?
**[19:35] Yasuda**
I can't hear you.
**[19:38] Yasuda**
Well, there are ways
to figure out what you were up to.
**[19:43] Yasuda**
Hori, take off your clothes!
**[19:46] Terajima**
What's going on here, Yasuda-sensei?
**[19:49] Yasuda**
Terajima-sensei, you're just in time.
**[19:52] Yasuda**
You check Sengoku.
**[19:54] Terajima**
It would be the other way around.
**[19:56] Terajima**
And I'm not checking anyone.
This is ridiculous.
**[19:58] Yasuda**
Checking their lower bodies
will tell us everything.
**[20:01] Terajima**
We won't be doing that.
**[20:04] Terajima**
I certainly hope you haven't used that excuse
**[20:06] Terajima**
to do anything inappropriate
to female students.
**[20:12] Terajima**
You two may go home.
**[20:14] Terajima**
I need to speak with this perv of a teacher.
**[20:17] _Both**
Okay!
**[20:19] Yasuda**
Terajima-sensei, calling me
a perv is going too far!
**[20:19] _Sign**
Student Counseling
**[20:23] _Both**
If you'll excuse us...
**[20:24] Yasuda**
Wait, stop!
**[20:25] Terajima**
Now, we're going to go over this in detail.
**[20:29] Hori**
I need to hurry home.
**[20:31] Sengoku**
It's so cold in the hallway.
**[20:39] Miyamura**
Huh? You got locked in, Hori-san?
**[20:43] Miyamura**
Are you okay?
**[20:44] Miyamura**
You could have just called me.
**[20:46] Hori**
No need. We got out pretty quickly.
**[20:49] Miyamura**
Were you alone?
**[20:50] Miyamura**
Weren't you scared?
**[20:51] Hori**
I wasn't alone. Sengoku was there.
**[21:00] Miyamura**
President, are you okay?
**[21:02] Miyamura**
You were stuck in a room
with Hori-san, right?
**[21:04] Miyamura**
Did she doing anything to you?
**[21:06] Sengoku**
I'm fine. Safe and sound.
**[21:08] Hori**
Hey.
**[21:10] Hori**
What do you mean by that?
**[21:13] Miyamura**
I-I mean, just considering
the power dynamic...
**[21:16] Miyamura**
Right?!
**[21:17] Sengoku**
Leave me out of this, Miyamura-kun!
**[21:19] Hori**
I'd like to hear *exactly* what you mean.
**[21:21] Sengoku**
This is what he's talking about, Kyo-chan!
**[21:25] Hori**
Huh?
**[21:28] Yasuda**
Hori-san, you mustn't resort to violence.
**[21:34] Yasuda**
Consider anger a chance to improve yourself,
**[21:38] Yasuda**
and purge it from your body.
**[21:43] Hori**
That was Yasuda, right?
**[21:45] Miyamura**
It certainly looked like him.
**[21:48] Ishikawa**
It sounds like he got a talking-to from
Terajima-sensei and had a change of heart.
**[21:53] Sengoku**
That was more than a change of heart!
**[21:57] Miyamura**
More like he's been brainwashed.
**[21:59] Hori**
Terajima-sensei is amazing!
**[22:01] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[22:03] Yasuda**
Life is precious.
**[22:07] _Sign**
He was back to normal
the next day
**[23:36] _Sign**
Next time
page.10 Jealousy
# E10 - Jealousy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ8V85/jealousy)
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**[00:03] Watabe**
**Personally...**
**[00:08] Watabe**
**I liked Miyamura-kun's hair long.**
**[00:12] Hori**
Miyamura!
**[00:14] Hori**
They're making another sequel to
that horror movie I liked.
**[00:17] Miyamura**
R-Really...?
**[00:21] Watabe**
**He was one of the few kids in class
who wore glasses like me,**
**[00:25] Watabe**
**and his long hair gave him
an air of mystery.**
**[00:29] Watabe**
**It was great.**
**[00:31] Ishikawa**
Watabe!
**[00:32] Ishikawa**
About that reference book I asked about...
**[00:35] Hori**
Let's go see it when it hits the theater.
**[00:37] Miyamura**
What? Oh, um... sure.
**[00:41] Watabe**
**But this fun-loving
Miyamura-kun is nice, too.**
**[00:42] Ishikawa**
Watabe?
**[00:47] Ishikawa**
Hey, Watabe, why'd you just take a picture?
**[00:50] Watabe**
To memorialize Miyamura-kun.
**[00:52] Ishikawa**
Memorialize him?
**[02:29] Miyamura**
Watabe-kun, what're you reading?
**[02:32] Watabe**
Oh, Miyamura-kun!
**[02:33] Miyamura**
Is it a mystery novel?
**[02:35] Watabe**
Yeah, it's really good.
**[02:37] Watabe**
It's got some horror elements,
but if you can get past those...
**[02:42] Miyamura**
Cool.
**[02:43] Watabe**
You guys talk about horror
stuff sometimes, right?
**[02:47] Watabe**
I kind of like it, too.
Especially Japanese horror movies.
**[02:51] Miyamura**
Oh, it's Hori-san who likes it.
**[02:54] Watabe**
You two would probably get along great.
**[02:58] Watabe**
Ah, I s-see...
**[03:02] Miyamura**
Oh, b-but I also like it, of course!
**[03:06] Watabe**
Really? So you're into it, too, huh?
**[03:10] Miyamura**
Yeah...
**[03:12] Miyamura**
**What is this? Why is Watabe
wearing his heart on his sleeve like this?**
**[03:17] Watabe**
I can't believe we like the same stuff!
**[03:19] Watabe**
I can recommend a few more books!
**[03:22] Miyamura**
Great...
**[03:25] Miyamura**
Hello, everyone!
**[03:26] Kyosuke**
Miyamura-kun, listen to this!
**[03:29] Kyosuke**
I made chawanmushi today!
Let's all have some together!
**[03:34] Miyamura**
Chawanmushi, huh?
**[03:36] Sota**
Miyamura, listen to this!
**[03:38] Sota**
It has ginko nuts in it! I put them in!
**[03:41] Miyamura**
Hey, nice job!
**[03:43] Miyamura**
**Like father, like son.**
**[03:48] Miyamura**
Oh, Hori-s—
**[03:49] Hori**
Stop!
**[03:54] Miyamura**
Huh? Um...
**[03:57] Miyamura**
What is this?
**[03:59] Hori**
You stink of Watabe.
**[04:01] Hori**
It's normally Toru or Shindo-kun...
**[04:04] Miyamura**
H-H-Hold it! You're choking me!
I can't breathe!
**[04:07] Hori**
I usually smell one of them on you.
**[04:09] Miyamura**
How do you even know
what Watabe-kun smells like?
**[04:12] Hori**
I took samples in case
something like this happened.
**[04:15] Miyamura**
**Something like what?**
**[04:17] Miyamura**
Can you really smell someone
after I just talk to them?
**[04:20] Hori**
Girls not register. Only guys register.
**[04:23] Miyamura**
Why are you talking like a robot?
**[04:26] Miyamura**
I don't smell anything.
**[04:28] Hori**
You don't need to be able to.
**[04:30] Hori**
I can, and that's what counts.
**[04:30] _Sign**
Great dog
**[04:32] Miyamura**
No, I mean...
**[04:34] Miyamura**
I don't think I'd know if you'd
been with someone else.
**[04:39] Hori**
You mean if I hung out with a series
of guys every day like you do?
**[04:46] Miyamura**
I don't like the way you phrased that,
but basically, yes.
**[04:51] Hori**
I'd never do that.
**[04:52] Miyamura**
No, it's not about that.
**[04:54] Miyamura**
If you hung out with Ishikawa-kun
or the student council president,
**[04:59] Miyamura**
I wouldn't be able to tell like you can.
**[05:02] Hori**
Okay, then I'll tell you.
**[05:04] Hori**
If I cheat on you, I'll come out and say it.
**[05:08] Miyamura**
Thanks, that's a big help.
**[05:09] Hori**
Right?
**[05:09] _Sign**
Weird
**[05:10] _Sign**
Kinda weird
**[05:10] Kyosuke**
Dinner's ready!
**[05:15] Ishikawa**
And then she gets all angry...
**[05:18] Ishikawa**
It's not like I was any good
at studying before.
**[05:22] Ishikawa**
Of course, that means I need
to buckle down even harder.
**[05:25] Sengoku**
Seems that way.
**[05:27] Iura**
You've got it pretty good, Ishikawa.
**[05:30] Iura**
If I so much as put some music on,
the cord gets pulled out.
**[05:33] Ishikawa**
Seriously? That's crazy.
**[05:36] Ishikawa**
I wish they wouldn't expect so much from us.
**[05:38] Ishikawa**
We're doing the best we can.
**[05:43] _All**
**What was that about?!**
**[05:45] Miyamura**
**I can't tell...**
**[05:47] Ishikawa**
Probably some Hori thing or something.
**[05:49] Sengoku**
Yeah, that checks out.
**[05:52] Ishikawa**
They're both kinda weird.
**[05:54] _Sign**
Through
and
through
**[05:56] Shindo**
You so rarely invite me over. What's up?
**[06:00] Shindo**
Not that I don't love coming.
**[06:02] Shindo**
Oh, you don't need to return that controller.
**[06:05] Shindo**
I have more at home.
**[06:06] Miyamura**
That's not why I called you here.
And I'm not giving back the controller.
**[06:10] Shindo**
What's up, then?
**[06:16] Miyamura**
Close...
**[06:18] Miyamura**
Close your eyes.
**[06:21] Shindo**
Wait, what?
**[06:22] Shindo**
Are you gonna do something to me?
**[06:24] Miyamura**
Yeah— Not really.
**[06:27] Miyamura**
It'll only take a moment.
**[06:28] Shindo**
Wh-What will?
**[06:29] Shindo**
What are you gonna do in that moment?
**[06:31] Shindo**
Take my life?
**[06:33] Miyamura**
You wouldn't understand, so I'm not saying.
**[06:36] Miyamura**
Just hurry up and close your eyes.
**[06:37] Shindo**
What?! What are you gonna
do once I'm not looking?!
**[06:41] Miyamura**
Would you keep it quiet? Just calm down!
**[06:50] Miyamura**
There. Now I know what you smell like.
**[06:53] Miyamura**
You're the one most likely to make a move.
**[06:55] Shindo**
On who?
**[06:57] Shindo**
H-Huh? What's this about?
**[06:59] Miyamura**
Shut up.
**[07:00] _Sign**
Miyamura in Hori mode
**[07:20] Ishikawa**
Watabe, I honestly don't want to...
**[07:24] Ishikawa**
But can I ask you something
that no one else will?
**[07:29] Ishikawa**
Watabe.
**[07:29] Watabe**
Oh, sorry.
**[07:32] Watabe**
Hang on. I just gotta move these
to my Miyamura-kun folder.
**[07:35] Ishikawa**
I saw you take that picture
of Miyamura before...
**[07:38] Ishikawa**
Wait, your Miyamura folder?!
**[07:40] Ishikawa**
That's creepy.
**[07:42] Ishikawa**
Watabe, do you... y'know...
**[07:46] ishikawa**
like Miyamura?
**[07:48] Watabe**
It goes far beyond liking him.
**[07:52] Watabe**
I can't explain it.
**[07:54] Watabe**
It's a great fascination.
**[07:55] Ishikawa**
Wh-What?
**[07:57] Ishikawa**
But Miyamura has a girlfriend.
**[08:00] Watabe**
Sorry, Ishikawa-kun.
I don't know what you're getting at.
**[08:03] Watabe**
Miyamura-kun dating the
opposite sex is just adorable.
**[08:06] Ishikawa**
He has guy friends at other schools, too.
**[08:10] Ishikawa**
Like Shindo.
**[08:12] Watabe**
So Miyamura-kun has guy friends
at other schools, eh?
**[08:17] Ishikawa**
**So creepy!**
**[08:18] Ishikawa**
**No! I shouldn't think that about my friends!**
**[08:22] _Sign**
Conflicted
**[08:24] Ishikawa**
So, Watabe, you're satisfied
just watching Miyamura?
**[08:27] Watabe**
I'd love to touch him if I could!
**[08:29] Ishikawa**
Sorry, that isn't what I meant.
**[08:32] Ishikawa**
Do you think you want to talk to him?
**[08:34] Watabe**
Don't worry about that! I recorded him!
**[08:37] Miyamura**
**Hey, Watabe-kun!**
**[08:39] Ishikawa**
**I'm getting more worried...**
**[08:42] Miyamura**
Hey!
**[08:43] Miyamura**
Come play with us!
**[08:45] _Sign**
Watabe vision
**[08:48] Watabe**
Ishikawa-kun, even if a two-kilometer asteroid
fell on me right now, I would die happy.
**[08:56] Watabe**
He's shining so brightly.
**[08:57] Ishikawa**
Are you sure? An asteroid that
size would kill Miyamura, too.
**[09:02] Hori**
You stink!
**[09:04] Hori**
I can smell him!
**[09:05] Hori**
It's Watabe again!
**[09:08] Hori**
His scent is even stronger today!
**[09:11] Hori**
He's marking you!
**[09:12] Miyamura**
You're ripping it!
**[09:16] Miyamura**
I don't really understand...
**[09:19] Miyamura**
but you're saying
Watabe-kun got close to me?
**[09:21] Hori**
You smell of Shindo-kun and Tanihara too,
but Watabe's scent is the strongest.
**[09:27] Hori**
After all, Watabe has a stronger interest
in you than any of the other guys.
**[09:34] Miyamura**
How does his scent tell you that much?
**[09:37] Miyamura**
I didn't even touch him.
**[09:41] Hori**
It doesn't matter if you touched him or not.
**[09:59] Miyamura**
I know what *you* smell like, at least.
**[10:02] Miyamura**
I can't really tell with
Yoshikawa-san or Ayasaki-san.
**[10:09] Hori**
I thought you'd finally do it.
**[10:11] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[10:12] Hori**
You turned around so suddenly...
**[10:14] Hori**
I thought you were finally going
to be rough with me!
**[10:17] Hori**
Stop getting my hopes up!
**[10:19] Miyamura**
W-Was what I did so bad
that it made you cry?!
**[10:23] Miyamura**
I'm sorry!
**[10:23] Hori**
Don't touch me!
**[10:24] Hori**
Miyamura, you dummy!
**[10:25] _Sign**
Jealousy
**[10:27] Miyamura**
No more deodorizer, please!
**[10:38] Ishikawa**
Were you in an accident?
**[10:39] Miyamura**
Nope, a man-made disaster.
**[10:41] Ishikawa**
Hori, huh?
**[10:42] Yuki**
Why? Did you have another fight?
**[10:45] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[10:45] Ishikawa**
She really got you good.
**[10:48] Miyamura**
I'm not apologizing this time,
no matter what.
**[10:54] Hori**
Good morning.
**[10:55] Female Student A**
Hori-san, what happened to your face?
**[10:57] Female Student B**
That must hurt!
**[10:59] Ishikawa**
Dude, did you hit her back?
**[11:01] Miyamura**
No way!
**[11:05] (Flashback) Hori**
Miyamura, you dummy!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Hori**
What is it? If you wanna
say something, out with it!
**[11:11] (Flashback) Miyamura**
No, I don't.
**[11:13] (Flashback) Miyamura**
You're talking dumb stuff,
so I'm going home, dummy.
**[11:16] (Flashback) Hori**
Hey, who are you calling a dummy?!
**[11:18] (Flashback) Hori**
You really piss me off!
**[11:23] Miyamura**
She got so worked up she
smacked right into the wall.
**[11:29] Ishikawa**
So, what were you fighting about?
**[11:32] Miyamura**
I forgot, just like always.
**[11:35] Miyamura**
This time, I won't budge
until Hori-san apologizes!
**[11:39] Yuki**
How manly.
**[11:40] Ishikawa**
Yeah, good luck with that.
**[11:42] _Sign**
Student Council
**[11:43] Hori**
I can't believe him!
**[11:46] Hori**
He wasn't even the least bit bothered!
**[11:49] Hori**
Stupid Miyamura!
**[11:52] Sakura**
Th-There, there...
**[11:53] Remi**
Still, it's not about another girl.
Maybe it's not that big a deal?
**[11:59] Hori**
Guys are just as dangerous.
**[12:01] Remi**
You okay, Kyon-Kyon?
**[12:03] Remi**
Did you hit your head?
**[12:04] Hori**
Are you listening, Sengoku?!
**[12:09] Sengoku**
Why not just break up with him?
**[12:11] Hori**
Why should I?!
**[12:12] Sengoku**
Why should you?
**[12:15] Sengoku**
What will you do if Miyamura-kun...
**[12:18] Sengoku**
stops caring about you, Kyo-chan?
**[12:23] Sakura**
There's no guarantee that someone who's
always been there will be there tomorrow.
**[12:28] Hori**
**When Sengoku says it, it pisses me off,**
**[12:31] Hori**
**but when Kono-san says it,
it brings me to my senses.**
**[12:34] Hori**
I... I guess you're right.
**[12:36] Sengoku**
Hey.
**[12:37] Hori**
But I'm still angry.
**[12:41] _Both**
*This is gonna take a while...*
**[12:44] Ishikawa**
Each group has to submit their feedback.
**[12:47] _Sign**
Ignooore
**[12:49] Ishikawa**
I'm gonna put this together.
That okay with you?
**[12:52] _Both**
Sure.
**[12:55] _Sign**
RUMBLE
**[12:55] Ishikawa**
Who cares if you answered at the same time?!
**[12:59] Ishikawa**
Damn, you guys are tiring *me* out.
**[13:03] Miyamura**
Sorry to involve you.
**[13:05] Miyamura**
Honestly, I'm tired, too.
**[13:08] Miyamura**
Why am I so angry again?
**[13:11] Ishikawa**
Come on. At least remember
the reason you were fighting.
**[13:15] Ishikawa**
You guys need to make up quick.
**[13:17] Miyamura**
I want to.
**[13:20] Miyamura**
Hey, a message.
**[13:22] _Sign**
Hori-san
**[13:22] _Sign**
My period's late
Dummy
**[13:27] Ishikawa**
Ready to die?
**[13:30] _Sign**
Hori-san
**[13:30] _Sign**
Just kidding, dummy
**[13:34] Ishikawa**
Yoshikawa, I need some tissues.
**[13:35] Yuki**
Ew, Toru, you smell like apples.
**[13:40] Hori**
**What am I doing?**
**[13:43] Hori**
**How stupid can I be?
I just need to say I'm sorry.**
**[13:47] Hori**
**This is my fault.**
**[13:53] Yasuda**
Miyamura, c'mere.
**[13:55] Yasuda**
Have you seen Hori?
**[13:58] Yasuda**
She wasn't in class.
**[14:02] Yasuda**
And she wasn't in the clinic.
**[14:04] Yasuda**
Or the changing room. I'm worried.
**[14:06] Miyamura**
The changing room? Did you go in there?
**[14:09] Yasuda**
Well, that aside...
**[14:11] Miyamura**
Did you go in?
**[14:12] Yasuda**
She left her bag behind,
and it's cold outside.
**[14:16] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[14:18] Miyamura**
Huh? Outside?
**[14:32] Miyamura**
**There she is.**
**[14:36] Hori**
What?
**[14:42] Miyamura**
Nothing.
**[14:46] Hori**
You don't care about me anymore, right?
**[14:49] Miyamura**
Huh?
**[14:51] Hori**
You might not be with me someday, right?
**[14:53] Miyamura**
Uh...
**[14:56] Hori**
You hate me, don't you?
**[14:59] Miyamura**
Why would I?
**[15:01] Hori**
B-Because I...
**[15:06] Miyamura**
What? Are you crying?
**[15:09] Miyamura**
Come on. There's nothing to cry about it.
**[15:12] Hori**
But... But... I always...
**[15:19] Hori**
get angry and treat you unfairly...
**[15:24] Miyamura**
**So she realizes it.**
**[15:26] Miyamura**
Let me see your face, Hori-san.
**[15:31] Miyamura**
There!
**[15:33] Hori**
Hey...
**[15:35] Miyamura**
Wow, Hori-san's in tears.
**[15:39] Miyamura**
I guess even monsters can cry.
**[15:42] Miyamura**
Your nose and ears are red and everything.
**[15:46] Miyamura**
She's crying, crying, crying up a river.
**[15:50] Miyamura**
How embarrassing!
**[15:53] Hori**
Shut up!
**[15:55] Hori**
H-How can you be so nice?!
**[15:58] Hori**
You make me worry what would
happen if you started hating me!
**[16:03] Miyamura**
Wh-What? That's what you were worried about?
**[16:07] Miyamura**
Hori-san, you always call me a dummy,
but you're just as much of a fool.
**[16:13] Hori**
I know that! You really are a dummy!
**[16:17] Miyamura**
Oh, so you knew.
**[16:20] Miyamura**
Also, I like you a lot more
than you seem to realize.
**[16:27] Miyamura**
It'd be really hard to hate you.
**[16:30] Hori**
You always say stuff like that, dummy!
**[16:33] Hori**
Dummymura!
**[16:35] Miyamura**
It's true, though.
**[16:38] Miyamura**
Okay then, I'm sorry I like you.
**[16:45] Miyamura**
Damn, I apologized even though
it wasn't my fault.
**[16:49] Hori**
That's right! You didn't do anything wrong!
**[16:53] Hori**
It's always my fault!
**[16:56] Hori**
Got it?
**[16:57] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[16:58] Ishikawa**
I dunno what they're talking about,
**[17:01] Ishikawa**
but Hori kicked Miyamura
in the gut, didn't she?
**[17:04] Yuki**
Yeah.
**[17:06] _Both**
*Scary.*
**[17:10] Miyamura**
Good morning.
**[17:11] Ishikawa**
Hey! Morning, Miya...mura...
**[17:17] _Both**
**A hoodie?!**
**[17:19] Yuki**
What's up with that, Miyamura?
**[17:21] Yuki**
It doesn't really suit you.
**[17:23] Ishikawa**
That looks like a nice, warm hoodie.
**[17:25] _Sign**
Honest friends
**[17:25] Ishikawa**
It doesn't really suit you, though.
**[17:27] Miyamura**
Thanks for that.
**[17:28] Hori**
I've never seen you in one.
**[17:31] Miyamura**
Erm, all my clothes are in the wash.
**[17:34] Hori**
I see.
**[17:36] Hori**
It's nice to change things up a bit.
**[17:39] Miyamura**
M...
**[17:40] Miyamura**
Maybe you're right.
**[17:42] Hori**
Yep.
**[17:43] Iura**
Morning!
**[17:44] Iura**
Hey, someone let me borrow
their modern Japanese book!
**[17:47] Iura**
Whoa, what's this, Miyamura?
We're both wearing hoodies!
**[17:49] Iura**
Are you copying my style?
**[17:51] Hori**
No, he's not.
**[17:52] Iura**
He's not!
**[17:53] Iura**
But we're still dressed the same!
**[17:54] Iura**
It's cold, so I want to
tell people about hoodies,
**[17:57] Iura**
but still no one wears them,
and I feel so defeated!
**[18:00] Yuki**
Yeah, probably because
they're against the dress code.
**[18:04] Iura**
But you've got too many layers on.
You need to show it off.
**[18:08] Miyamura**
Okay...
**[18:09] Ishikawa**
**He's violating the dress code,
but you want him to show it off?**
**[18:14] Iura**
There!
**[18:15] Ishikawa**
Put those sunglasses back
in the student council room!
**[18:16] _Sign**
From that time
**[18:18] Iura**
Miyamura, hold your fingers like this.
**[18:20] Iura**
Yeah!
**[18:21] Miyamura**
Y-Yeah?
**[18:22] Hori**
Enough!
**[18:23] Hori**
Take this textbook and
get back to your class!
**[18:27] Iura**
Tch.
**[18:28] Ishikawa**
Why in the world is Shu so big on hoodies?
**[18:31] Miyamura**
Maybe they're like his favorite equipment.
**[18:35] Miyamura**
I'd have to be more like Iura before I went
around flaunting something like this.
**[18:44] Hori**
Don't you dare try to be like Iura.
**[18:46] Hori**
In fact, be like anyone *except* him.
**[18:49] Miyamura**
**Iura-kun...**
**[18:51] Sengoku**
Ah, it's true! That's against the dress code!
**[18:54] Miyamura**
Oh, good morning, President.
**[18:56] Sengoku**
Good morning.
**[18:57] Sengoku**
I just ran into Iura-kun.
**[19:00] Sengoku**
He said you'd come around on "his style."
**[19:02] Miyamura**
I'm not. This is just for today.
**[19:05] Yuki**
Iura was wearing a hoodie, too.
Did you scold him?
**[19:09] Sengoku**
No, not at all.
**[19:10] Sengoku**
He's a lost cause.
**[19:13] _Sign**
Resigned
**[19:14] Miyamura**
**Iura-kun...**
**[19:16] Male Student**
Let's get some lunch!
**[19:18] Miyamura**
Hey, they've got a new flavor of hot tea.
**[19:21] Miyamura**
Did you see it this morning?
**[19:22] Yuki**
Really? What kind?
**[19:24] Ishikawa**
One you'll like.
**[19:26] Yuki**
Go, go!
**[19:28] Hori**
Wait, Miyamura.
**[19:30] Hori**
Your hood needs fixing.
**[19:32] Miyamura**
Oh, really?
**[19:33] Miyamura**
Thanks.
**[19:35] Hori**
You need to straighten
it out after you mess with it.
**[19:42] Miyamura**
Wh-What was that for?!
**[19:44] Hori**
Miyamura, that hoodie...
**[19:46] Miyamura**
Let's get going!
**[19:49] Miyamura**
**I can't fool Hori-san...**
**[19:53] Ishikawa**
Miyamura.
**[19:54] Ishikawa**
You wearin' a hoodie tomorrow, too?
**[19:55] Miyamura**
No, I'll just wear my cardigan.
**[19:57] Hori**
Stare...
**[20:05] Hori**
Stare...
**[20:09] Hori**
Miyamura, are you coming over today?
**[20:11] Miyamura**
No, I need to get home.
**[20:15] Ishikawa**
Did something happen between them again?
**[20:17] Yuki**
Who knows?
**[20:23] Miyamura**
Good morning, Hori-san.
**[20:24] Hori**
Good morning.
**[20:25] Hori**
It's pretty warm today, huh?
**[20:27] Miyamura**
Yeah, the sun's shining.
**[20:30] Miyamura**
Aren't you cold without a scarf, though?
**[20:31] Hori**
Stare...
**[20:35] Miyamura**
Hori-san?
**[20:38] Hori**
Come with me.
**[20:44] Miyamura**
Is something wrong?
**[20:50] Miyamura**
Hori-san...
**[20:55] Hori**
It smells like you!
**[20:57] _Sign**
Here
**[20:57] Miyamura**
Huh? O-Oh, yeah?
**[21:00] Miyamura**
**I didn't realize what she was up to.**
**[21:02] Hori**
Yeah, this is your scent.
**[21:05] Hori**
Your hoodie smelled like someone else.
**[21:09] Hori**
Stare...
**[21:10] Miyamura**
Um...
**[21:12] Miyamura**
It was Shindo's.
**[21:14] Miyamura**
He left it at my place
the last time he stayed over.
**[21:17] Hori**
That's what I figured.
**[21:18] Miyamura**
How could you tell? I washed it.
**[21:21] Hori**
It was obvious.
**[21:24] Miyamura**
*Not to me.*
**[21:27] Hori**
Besides, your scent is my favorite!
**[21:34] Hori**
Make sure you give Shindo-kun's hoodie back.
**[21:38] Hori**
Your hands are cold!
**[21:46] Miyamura**
Let's go.
**[21:47] Hori**
Huh? Oh, um, okay...
**[21:50] Hori**
**Just gonna leave it at that?**
**[21:57] Remi**
Oh, good morning!
**[21:59] Miyamura**
G-Good morning!
**[22:00] Remi**
What's going on?
**[22:02] Hori**
Y'know...
**[22:04] Hori**
It's a warm day.
***SIGN*** Next time
page.11 Chocolate
# E11 - Chocolate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4G19Q/chocolate)
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**[00:00] Sawada**
Hey, what color do you
think Hori-senpai would like?
**[00:05] _Sign**
Chocolate Recipes
**[00:05] Sawada**
I've seen her with red
and pink things before...
**[00:09] Sawada**
Maybe that would be
better than blue or white.
**[00:13] Sawada**
Hey, are you listening?
**[00:15] Sawada**
Are you listening, Miyamura?!
**[00:17] Miyamura**
Please leave.
**[00:18] Sawada**
Miyamura, you're her boyfriend!
**[00:20] Miyamura**
Please leave.
**[00:21] Sawada**
So what color does she like?
**[00:24] Miyamura**
Sawada-san, please leave.
**[00:26] Sawada**
Valentine's Day is almost here,
**[00:26] _Sign**
SNAP
**[00:28] Sawada**
and I can't wrap her present unless
I know what color ribbon to use!
**[00:31] Miyamura**
Why did you come to ask me?!
**[00:34] Sawada**
Maybe you just don't understand
how important it is
**[00:36] Sawada**
for a present to be as cute
and appealing as possible.
**[00:39] Miyamura**
I mean, maybe I don't, but...
**[00:43] Miyamura**
The wrapping, huh?
**[00:45] Sawada**
Miyamura, don't tell me...
**[00:48] Sawada**
Are you planning to just
let the shop wrap it?
**[00:52] Sawada**
Well, not that it's any of my business.
**[00:55] Miyamura**
But the shop's wrapping is cute...
**[00:57] Miyamura**
How do you do it, Sawada?
**[00:59] Sawada**
Hmm, what color should I pick?
**[01:03] Miyamura**
Hori-san likes red and orange.
**[01:08] Sawada**
That'll do.
**[01:10] _Sign**
Chocolate
**[01:10] Sawada**
This wrapping is simple and
looks cute, don't you think?
**[02:44] _Sign**
Katagiri High School
**[02:48] Female Student B**
Good morning, Sawada-san.
**[02:50] Female Student A**
Good morning.
**[02:51] Sawada**
G-Good morning.
**[02:55] Sawada**
* Oh, right. I need to figure out*
* where to buy a ribbon.*
**[03:07] Remi**
Kyon-Kyon, you're gonna give
Miyamura-kun a Valentine, right?
**[03:10] Hori**
Nope, he said he's making one for me.
**[03:14] Sakura**
Miyamura-kun's family
owns a cake shop, right?
**[03:17] Sakura**
I bet he'll make something really nice.
**[03:20] Remi**
What about you, Kyon-Kyon?
**[03:22] Hori**
Me?
**[03:23] Hori**
I don't think I can make a very good dessert.
**[03:26] Remi**
Oh. That's kinda selfish.
**[03:26] _Sign**
Stare
**[03:30] Hori**
I mean, mine would pale
in comparison to Miyamura's,
**[03:33] _Sign**
Famous Pâtissier
**[03:34] Hori**
and it won't feel right to give him
one from a different shop.
**[03:34] _Sign**
Big-Chain Bakery
**[03:36] Remi**
That's the wrong way to think about it.
**[03:36] _Sign**
The last cake she made was burned to a crisp
Smolder Smolder
**[03:39] Remi**
He'll be so disappointed.
**[03:42] Hori**
He doesn't want to be gifted
a crappy dessert!
**[03:45] Remi**
I think he'd be happy
to receive anything you made.
**[03:52] Hori**
*I still think a good dessert would be better.*
**[03:54] Sawada**
The one on this page, okay?
**[03:55] Miyamura**
Okay.
**[03:55] Hori**
Oh, Sawada-san?
**[03:57] _Sign**
WHIP
**[03:58] Sawada**
Hori-senpai!
**[04:00] Hori**
You over here for class?
**[04:00] _Sign**
Zoom
**[04:01] Sawada**
No, I just needed to show Miyamura something.
**[04:03] Sawada**
But, say, it's almost time, isn't it?
**[04:06] Sawada**
I'll do my best this year!
**[04:08] Hori**
Huh?
**[04:09] Sawada**
I got Miyamura to tell me—
**[04:11] _Sign**
WH
**[04:11] _Sign**
AP
**[04:11] _Sign**
WH
**[04:11] _Sign**
AP
**[04:11] _Sign**
Wriggle Struggle
**[04:11] Miyamura**
Come on, Sawada-san.
You don't want to be late for class.
**[04:15] Sawada**
What're you doing?!
**[04:15] Miyamura**
* I can't have her finding out*
* I can't decide on the gift wrap!*
**[04:16] Sawada**
Hori-senpai!
**[04:19] Sakura**
What was that about?
**[04:21] Hori**
No idea.
**[04:23] Sawada**
*Gosh!*
**[04:24] Sawada**
*He could be a little more understanding!*
**[04:27] Sawada**
*I'm getting mad just thinking about it!*
**[04:30] Maya**
Um, Sawada-san?
**[04:34] Sawada**
Yes?
**[04:37] Maya**
Um, you're friends with
the third-years, right?
**[04:42] Sawada**
*This again?*
**[04:43] Sawada**
Yeah, I am.
**[04:45] Sawada**
What about it?
**[04:47] Maya**
Valentine's Day is coming up.
**[04:49] Sawada**
Yeah.
**[04:50] Maya**
So I was, um...
**[04:52] Maya**
There's a third-year boy...
**[04:56] _Sign**
Yanagi
**[04:56] _Sign**
Well... he's pretty cool
**[04:56] _Sign**
Miyamura
**[04:56] _Sign**
Well... he's not bad
**[04:58] Sawada**
Which one?
**[04:59] Maya**
Huh? Wh-Which one?
**[05:01] Sawada**
You mean Yanagi or Miyamura, right?
**[05:03] Sawada**
I can pass a present to either one.
**[05:05] Maya**
Wh-Who are Yanagi and Miyamura?
**[05:11] _Sign**
An underclassman
says she likes him,
I think...
**[05:11] _Sign**
Ishikawa
**[05:12] _Sign**
Well... he stands out
**[05:12] _Sign**
Sengoku
**[05:13] Sawada**
Ishikawa?
**[05:15] Sawada**
Sengoku?
**[05:16] Maya**
S-Sorry, I don't know them either.
**[05:19] Sawada**
Sorry, then it might be a boy I don't know.
**[05:23] Maya**
Oh, I see.
**[05:25] Maya**
He comes to school in a hoodie all the time.
**[05:29] Sawada**
Oh, you mean Iura...
**[05:32] _Sign**
SHOCK
**[05:32] Sawada**
Wait, Iura?!
**[05:34] Maya**
Oh, I'm sorry. Do you also happen to...
**[05:39] Sawada**
No, it's not like that.
**[05:41] Sawada**
I-It's just... Iura?
The loudmouth in the hoodie?
**[05:44] Maya**
Yeah.
**[05:45] _Sign**
Rude
**[05:47] Sawada**
Seriously?
**[05:49] Maya**
Yeah.
**[05:49] Maya**
So his name is Iura-senpai?
**[05:52] Maya**
Gosh, I'm blushing...
**[05:54] Maya**
I've never spoken to him, and he
probably doesn't know who I am,
**[05:54] _Sign**
GUSH GUSH GUSH
**[05:58] Maya**
but I thought giving him
some chocolate wouldn't hurt.
**[06:00] Maya**
He won't be here next year anyway.
**[06:02] Sawada**
O-Okay, it's all good. Just calm down.
**[06:06] Maya**
Will he still accept it
if he has a girlfriend?
**[06:09] Sawada**
He doesn't have a girlfriend.
**[06:10] Maya**
R-Really?
**[06:12] Maya**
Not even secretly?
**[06:13] Sawada**
Trust me.
**[06:14] Sawada**
Do you want to date him? Why not tell him?
**[06:17] Maya**
D-Don't get the wrong idea.
**[06:19] Maya**
I j-just want to give him
some chocolate. Th-That's all.
**[06:26] Maya**
I'm glad.
**[06:28] Maya**
I couldn't ask anyone in class.
**[06:31] Maya**
I really wanted to tell someone.
**[06:37] Maya**
Talking about it gets me sort of flustered.
**[06:40] Sawada**
I-I'll listen, even if I can't do much.
**[06:45] Sawada**
U-Um, I'd like you to ask what
kind of chocolate he likes.
**[06:50] Sawada**
You really only want to
give him some chocolate?
**[06:53] Maya**
Yeah.
**[06:55] Sawada**
So you respect him.
**[06:57] Maya**
That's it. That sounds right.
**[07:00] _Sign**
Student Council
**[07:00] Ishikawa**
The supermarkets and convenience stores are
gonna start pushing Valentine's Day stuff.
**[07:05] Iura**
I feel you.
**[07:07] Iura**
But since you're probably gonna get a ton
of chocolate and I'm not, I *don't* feel you!
**[07:11] Ishikawa**
You just said you did.
**[07:14] Iura**
Anyway, what are you two doing?
**[07:16] Ishikawa**
Beats me.
**[07:17] Ishikawa**
Practicing tying a tie, maybe?
**[07:20] Iura**
Miyamura can already tie a tie, right?
**[07:22] Ishikawa**
I'm pretty sure he can.
**[07:24] Miyamura**
Done!
**[07:26] _Sign**
Messy
**[07:28] Miyamura**
Wait... It's not cute at all.
**[07:30] Ishikawa**
What's this supposed to be?
**[07:32] Miyamura**
* I thought I followed the directions*
* from Sawada's magazine...*
**[07:35] Ishikawa**
What even is this?
**[07:36] Ishikawa**
Damn, the knot's too tight!
I can't get it out, Miyamura!
**[07:41] Iura**
Hey, it's Sawada-san!
**[07:43] Iura**
What's up?
**[07:45] Iura**
Want me to get Miyamura?
**[07:46] Sawada**
N-No.
**[07:47] Miyamura**
Sawada?
**[07:50] Sawada**
I'm here to see...
**[07:52] Sawada**
Iura.
**[07:52] Iura**
Huh? Me?
**[07:54] Iura**
Why?
**[07:55] Sawada**
Um, do you like... chocolate?
**[08:00] _Sign**
S
H
O
C
K
**[08:03] Iura**
*C-Could this be...*
**[08:07] Iura**
*in preparation for Valentine's Day?*
**[08:09] Iura**
S-Sure, I like chocolate.
**[08:10] Sawada**
Any flavor in particular?
**[08:12] Iura**
I like them all.
**[08:13] Iura**
I don't have any allergies,
and I can do sweet or bitter.
**[08:18] Ishikawa**
*Everyone can see how desperate you are, Shu.*
**[08:21] Iura**
Any kind of chocolate is fine.
**[08:22] Sawada**
Okay, thanks.
**[08:24] _Sign**
Glance
**[08:25] _Sign**
Glance
**[08:26] Iura**
Any kind at all!
**[08:29] Ishikawa**
Sawada-san, are you
gonna give Shu chocolate?
**[08:31] Miyamura**
I thought it'd just be Hori-san.
**[08:33] Iura**
H-H-Hey! Don't discourage her, you guys!
**[08:36] Iura**
Don't let them give you a hard time, okay?
**[08:40] _Sign**
Recoil
**[08:40] Sawada**
Why would *I* give chocolate to Iura?
**[08:43] _Sign**
S
H
O
C
K
**[08:45] Sawada**
That's crazy.
**[08:47] Sawada**
Anyway, I'm heading back to class.
**[08:53] Iura**
Huh? Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What was that?!
**[08:53] _Sign**
Confused
**[08:54] Ishikawa**
She's toying with your heart, Shu.
**[08:56] Miyamura**
I knew something didn't seem right.
**[09:02] Sawada**
He said he likes any kind of chocolate.
**[09:05] Maya**
That's good. That means I can
take my time picking some out.
**[09:09] Sawada**
There are so many kinds, it's hard to choose.
**[09:11] Sawada**
I didn't expect so many.
**[09:13] Maya**
Thanks for coming with me.
**[09:16] Sawada**
It's nothing.
**[09:17] Sawada**
I'm giving someone chocolate, too,
so I wanted to see what they have.
**[09:20] Maya**
Who are you giving chocolate?
**[09:23] Sawada**
I-It's a secret!
**[09:33] Maya**
If I'm not able to give it to him,
will you accept it instead?
**[09:36] Sawada**
Don't worry. You can do it!
**[09:38] Sawada**
You're doing this for real!
**[09:41] Maya**
I'll do my best.
**[09:51] Hori**
*Valentine's Day is coming up.*
**[09:58] (Flashback) Remi**
I think he'd be happy
to receive anything you made.
**[10:04] Hori**
Okay.
**[10:06] _Sign**
Library
**[10:07] Hori**
Wh...
**[10:08] Hori**
What's the easiest chocolate dessert to make?
**[10:14] Sakura**
Oh, are you making
a Valentine for Miyamura-kun?
**[10:16] Hori**
Shh! Someone might hear!
**[10:19] Sakura**
It's okay. There's no one else here.
**[10:24] Hori**
I figured it would be best
not to ask the person I'm giving it to.
**[10:28] Hori**
I know I won't be able to make
something nice like they sell in shops.
**[10:33] Hori**
But if there's a dessert I can't screw up...
**[10:37] Hori**
* Am I really gonna give the simplest dessert*
* possible to a cake shop owner's son?*
**[10:38] _Sign**
Conflicted
**[10:42] Sakura**
As simple as possible, but still delicious...
**[10:47] Sakura**
Hang on.
**[10:50] _Sign**
Simple Desserts to Make at Home
**[10:52] Hori**
A recipe book? I didn't know
the library had those.
**[10:55] Sakura**
They do.
**[10:56] Sakura**
And this one's easy to follow, too.
**[11:00] Sakura**
When I started making desserts,
I borrowed this book a lot.
**[11:04] Sakura**
Chocolate desserts are... here, on this page.
**[11:08] Sakura**
I think this one might work.
**[11:10] Hori**
*Kono-san's desserts are fantastic,*
**[11:12] _Sign**
Simple Desserts to Make at Home
**[11:13] Hori**
*but I guess even she started somewhere.*
**[11:15] _Sign**
BAM
**[11:16] _Sign**
BOOM
**[11:17] _Sign**
BANG
**[11:18] _Sign**
POW
**[11:18] Hori**
Okay!
**[11:19] Kyosuke**
Kyoko-chan, can I eat this?
**[11:21] Hori**
Get out!
**[11:23] Yuriko**
Honey, let Kyoko be when
she's wielding a knife.
**[11:27] Kyosuke**
Is she preparing for battle?
**[11:31] Sota**
Big Sis, what are you making?
**[11:33] Hori**
It's dangerous, so wait over there.
**[11:36] Sota**
Is it a special occasion?
**[11:38] Hori**
Not really.
**[11:39] Hori**
I'm just practicing for Valentine's Day.
**[11:42] Sota**
She says she's practicing for
Valentine's Day with that scary face!
**[11:45] Yuna**
Is she gonna fight someone?
**[11:47] Hori**
Dang it! I'll bring it to you when it's done,
so let me concentrate!
**[11:52] Sota**
Scary!
**[11:55] Hori**
* I only look scary because*
* I'm taking this so seriously.*
**[12:00] Hori**
* Miyamura will like it more*
* if it tastes good.*
**[12:15] Sota**
It's not really good.
**[12:19] Hori**
I... I... I see...
**[12:22] Yuna**
Sota, you dummy!
**[12:24] Yuna**
I-I'll have one, too!
**[12:26] Hori**
No, don't!
**[12:28] Kyosuke**
I'll try one.
**[12:31] Yuriko**
I think I will as well.
**[12:33] Hori**
No, don't!
**[12:38] Yuna**
It's not so bad.
**[12:40] Yuna**
I just can't eat a lot of it.
**[12:42] Hori**
It's not terrible?
**[12:45] Kyosuke**
I can see why Sota wouldn't like it.
**[12:48] Yuriko**
It's not too sweet.
**[12:51] Yuriko**
It's perfect for me, though.
**[12:52] Yuriko**
I'll have another.
**[12:54] Kyosuke**
Hey, Yuri-chan's going for the biggest one!
**[12:57] Hori**
I-It's good?
**[12:59] Kyosuke**
It depends on your taste.
**[12:59] _Sign**
BA-BAM
**[13:00] ---**
Tell me if it's good or not!
**[13:05] _Sign**
Glooooom
**[13:08] Sakura**
A-Are you okay, Hori-san?
**[13:11] Hori**
I must be lacking taste.
**[13:13] Sakura**
That kind of thinking won't get you anywhere.
**[13:20] Sakura**
I don't think you need to worry.
**[13:24] Sakura**
Guys don't mind things a little bitter.
**[13:28] Hori**
Tell it to me straight!
**[13:30] Hori**
I promise not to fly into a rage.
**[13:33] Sakura**
You're already getting hysterical!
**[13:35] Hori**
I didn't even cut them right.
**[13:40] Sakura**
Hori-san, remember what Remi said?
**[13:44] Remi**
He'll be happy to receive anything you made.
**[13:49] Sakura**
It not how it looks or how
it tastes that matters most.
**[13:55] Sakura**
And personally, I like this chocolate.
**[13:59] Sakura**
It reminds me of you.
**[14:04] Hori**
Kono-san...
**[14:05] Sakura**
Hori-san, why are you behind me?
**[14:09] Hori**
*She's right. The most important thing is...*
**[14:14] Miyamura**
Happy Valentine's Day.
**[14:15] Sengoku**
I'm blushing.
**[14:17] Sengoku**
Thanks.
**[14:18] Miyamura**
J-Just so you know,
I'm giving them to everyone!
**[14:20] Sengoku**
I know. It's fine.
**[14:24] Miyamura**
Iura-kun! Here's your obligatory chocolate.
**[14:27] Iura**
At least say it's friend-to-friend.
**[14:29] Iura**
Hey, it's Miyamura brand!
**[14:31] Miyamura**
Remember our shop's name, please.
**[14:33] Male Student**
Hey, Miyamura, I want some, too!
**[14:33] Girl A**
Looks like Miyamura-kun brought more
chocolate than the girls.
**[14:35] Miyamura**
Coming!
**[14:36] Hori**
*You're telling me.*
**[14:38] Miyamura**
Hori-san.
**[14:40] Miyamura**
Can you come over today?
**[14:42] Hori**
Sure.
**[14:43] Hori**
Can I come after school?
**[14:45] Miyamura**
Yeah. Oh!
**[14:46] Miyamura**
But I'm heading home early,
so take your time.
**[14:50] Hori**
Okay, then I'll stop by my place first.
**[14:53] Miyamura**
Let me know if it starts to
get dark. I'll come get you.
**[14:57] Hori**
I'll be fine.
**[14:58] Miyamura**
Then I'll see you later.
**[15:01] Hori**
* It's gotta be chocolate.*
* He said he'd make me some.*
**[15:05] Hori**
*But he almost always comes to our place...*
**[15:09] _Sign**
Giant Chocolate Fondue Tower
**[15:09] _Sign**
Wow!
**[15:10] Hori**
*Did he make something huge?*
**[15:12] Hori**
*What is it? I'm dying to know!*
**[15:14] Sawada**
Hori-senpai!
**[15:17] Sawada**
Happy Valentine's Day!
**[15:19] Sawada**
This is for you!
**[15:21] Sawada**
I worked really hard on it!
**[15:23] Hori**
Th-Thank you.
**[15:24] Hori**
* So this is what she said*
* she'd try her best on.*
**[15:27] Hori**
Wow, it's so cute!
**[15:29] Sawada**
You really think so?
**[15:30] Sawada**
I'm so glad!
**[15:32] Hori**
I love the color of this ribbon.
**[15:35] Hori**
I'm almost sad to open it.
**[15:37] Sawada**
Miyamura told me what colors you like.
**[15:42] Sawada**
He said you'd definitely like that one.
**[15:45] Sawada**
I hated that I needed his help, but...
**[15:49] Hori**
*What I like...*
**[15:54] Hori**
*I see.*
**[15:56] Hori**
I love it. Thank you.
**[15:59] Hori**
* Maybe hoping to see someone you like*
* with a happy look on their face*
**[16:04] Hori**
*is what today is really about.*
**[16:08] Yuki**
Good, you're here! Package for you!
**[16:12] Remi**
What is it?
**[16:13] Yuki**
Chocolate delivery.
**[16:14] Yuki**
I'm giving them to everyone,
so they're not very big,
**[16:17] Yuki**
but they came out better than last year!
**[16:20] _Sign**
Smells funny
**[16:22] Remi**
I'll eat mine at home!
**[16:25] Sakura**
S-So will I.
**[16:26] Yuki**
Don't wait too long to eat them. Bye!
**[16:29] Remi**
It's like a storm passed through.
**[16:31] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[16:34] Sakura**
Yoshikawa-san!
**[16:37] Yuki**
Kono-san?
**[16:38] Sakura**
Um, I didn't get a chance to give you this.
**[16:40] Sakura**
Here.
**[16:43] Yuki**
Okay, I'll give it to him.
**[16:46] Sakura**
Thanks, but...
**[16:47] Sakura**
Well, look inside later.
**[16:51] Sakura**
Bye.
**[16:54] Yuki**
*Is it okay to look inside?*
**[16:56] _Sign**
Ishikawa-kun
**[16:56] Yuki**
*There are two boxes.*
**[16:59] _Sign**
Ishikawa-kun
**[16:59] _Sign**
Yuki
**[17:05] Yuki**
Kono-san...
**[17:08] Yuki**
S-Sakura...
**[17:18] Hori**
Pardon me.
**[17:20] Hori**
Am I early?
**[17:21] Miyamura**
Nope, you're right on time.
**[17:23] Miyamura**
Have a seat.
**[17:25] Hori**
Where's your mom?
**[17:26] Miyamura**
She should be home soon.
**[17:33] Hori**
*What if he doesn't like them?*
**[17:37] Hori**
* Miyamura's so nice. He'll probably*
* say he likes them even if he doesn't.*
**[17:44] Miyamura**
Thanks for waiting.
**[17:46] Hori**
Miyamura—
**[17:50] Miyamura**
Happy Valentine's.
**[17:53] _Sign**
Oooh
**[17:54] Miyamura**
I tried making a Valentine cake.
**[17:57] Hori**
It smells so good!
**[17:58] Hori**
Can I eat it?
**[17:59] Hori**
Okay, I will! Thank you!
**[18:06] Hori**
*Delicious as always!*
**[18:08] Miyamura**
I'm so glad you like it.
**[18:11] Hori**
Why? Were you worried about it?
**[18:14] Miyamura**
Not worried exactly...
**[18:17] Miyamura**
Truth is, I couldn't decide how to wrap it.
**[18:20] Miyamura**
I would've brought it to your house otherwise.
**[18:24] Miyamura**
Sorry that it's so plain.
**[18:28] _Sign**
S
H
O
C
K
**[18:30] Hori**
* I brought the chocolate I made*
* without any kind of wrapping.*
**[18:30] _Sign**
Tremble
**[18:30] _Sign**
Tremble
**[18:30] _Sign**
Tremble
**[18:30] _Sign**
Tremble
**[18:34] Hori**
Not at all... I really like it...
**[18:37] Miyamura**
Really?
**[18:39] Hori**
*It's too late to worry now.*
**[18:41] Hori**
Actually, I made something, too.
**[18:41] _Sign**
Shake
**[18:41] _Sign**
Shake
**[18:41] _Sign**
Shake
**[18:41] _Sign**
Shake
**[18:44] Miyamura**
What? You made something for me?
**[18:46] Hori**
I'm sure you already know it won't be
nearly as good as yours.
**[18:51] Miyamura**
Why are you being so self-critical?
**[18:51] _Sign**
Droop
**[18:53] Miyamura**
Wow, chocolate ganache.
**[18:56] Miyamura**
I love ganache.
**[18:57] Hori**
*I should've known...*
**[18:57] _Sign**
Depressed
**[18:57] _Sign**
Happy
**[18:59] Hori**
* On special occasions, you make*
* something by hand and wrap it with care.*
**[19:04] Hori**
*I was only thinking about him eating it.*
**[19:07] Miyamura**
Oh, this plate is from your house.
**[19:10] Miyamura**
Kinda puts me at ease.
**[19:14] Hori**
*He's eaten a bunch of it.*
**[19:16] Hori**
Do you like it?
**[19:18] Miyamura**
I do.
**[19:19] Miyamura**
It's just sweet enough.
**[19:21] Miyamura**
Want to try one, Hori-san?
**[19:23] Miyamura**
Here. Say, "Aah."
**[19:27] Miyamura**
Pretty good, right?
**[19:28] Hori**
I guess...
**[19:30] Hori**
*It's better than my practice ones.*
**[19:33] Miyamura**
It's hard to relax until you see
how your partner reacts.
**[19:40] Hori**
*So he felt the same way...*
**[19:43] Miyamura**
How is the cake?
**[19:45] Hori**
It's delicious, obviously.
**[19:47] Hori**
You made it, after all.
**[19:49] Miyamura**
Thank goodness.
**[19:53] Hori**
How am I supposed to eat
with you staring at me?
**[19:56] Miyamura**
Oh, sorry.
**[19:58] Hori**
* Chocolate cake that*
* simply melts in your mouth.*
**[20:01] Hori**
*Whipped cream that isn't too sweet.*
**[20:04] Hori**
*Just how I like it.*
**[20:05] Miyamura**
What should I make next year?
**[20:07] Hori**
It's too soon for that.
**[20:10] Miyamura**
You'll eat it, right?
**[20:13] Hori**
Of course I will.
**[20:15] Hori**
*It's something that only I'll get to taste.*
**[20:19] Miyamura**
What are you gonna make for me?
**[20:21] Hori**
I don't need to make anything anymore.
**[20:24] Miyamura**
You were so cute,
looking worried all this time.
**[20:27] Hori**
Don't mind that!
**[20:28] Miyamura**
How could I not?
**[20:31] Hori**
*Miyamura put his heart into that dessert.*
**[20:33] Hori**
*It tasted like happiness.*
**[22:02] _Sign**
Next time
page.12 Hori's House
**[22:11] Maya**
Oh, Sawada-san.
**[22:15] Sawada**
The third-years are going home soon.
**[22:18] Maya**
Yeah.
**[22:20] Maya**
I just can't do it after all.
**[22:23] Maya**
I can't even talk to the boys in my class.
**[22:25] Maya**
I'm just making up excuses.
**[22:29] Maya**
All after you were such a big help...
I'm sorry.
**[22:34] Sawada**
I can give it to—
**[22:37] Sawada**
*That's not the issue here.*
**[22:41] Sawada**
*She wanted to give it to him herself.*
**[22:44] Maya**
Now this will go to waste.
**[22:46] Maya**
But I was so excited,
and that was really fun.
**[22:50] Maya**
Thank you.
**[22:53] Sawada**
Okay, then give me the chocolate!
**[22:55] Sawada**
You said I could have it
if you didn't give it to him.
**[22:58] Sawada**
That way, it won't go to waste.
**[23:00] Sawada**
I'll eat all of it.
**[23:02] Maya**
Really?
**[23:05] Maya**
You'll really eat it?
**[23:08] Maya**
Okay, then...
**[23:11] Maya**
Here.
**[23:12] Sawada**
Thanks.
**[23:14] Sawada**
And this... is from me.
**[23:20] Sawada**
I bought it yesterday.
**[23:22] Sawada**
I guess it's obligatory chocolate or whatever.
**[23:25] Maya**
Thank you, Sawada-san.
**[23:28] Maya**
But this isn't obligatory chocolate.
**[23:30] _Sign**
Hoping you have a Happy Valentine's Day.
-Sawada
**[23:30] Maya**
It's friendship chocolate.
# E12 - The Hori House
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2E097/the-hori-house)
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**[00:09] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Hey.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Are you a first-year?
**[00:14] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Who's asking?
**[00:17] (Flashback) Yuriko**
This isn't a parking lot,
**[00:19] (Flashback) Yuriko**
so maybe you should
park that somewhere else.
**[00:23] Kyosuke**
* Shouldn't she tell me not to*
* ride a motorbike to school?*
**[00:26] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
What an odd upperclassman.
**[00:31] Kyosuke**
* Students weren't allowed to*
* ride motorbikes to school.*
**[00:34] Kyosuke**
*My buddy told me*
**[00:36] Kyosuke**
* the lot behind the old club building*
* was a great place to hide one.*
**[00:49] (Flashback) Male Teacher**
We found something behind
the old club building.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Male Teacher**
If anyone knows what
I'm talking about, come forward.
**[00:57] Kyosuke**
* As luck would have it, I parked my bike*
* somewhere else that day.*
**[01:01] Kyosuke**
* By the end of class, the teachers*
* had apparently found the hiding spot.*
**[01:09] (Flashback) Female Student A**
Don't speak to me again.
**[01:12] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Yeah, got it.
**[01:16] Kyosuke**
*I wasn't stupid or a troublemaker.*
**[01:20] Kyosuke**
* The girls kind of liked me,*
* so I tried my luck.*
**[01:25] Kyosuke**
*That stings...*
**[01:27] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Didn't go as well as the last
girl you talked to, did it?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Got a minute?
**[01:31] (Flashback) Yuriko**
These boxes for the student
council aren't heavy,
**[01:34] (Flashback) Yuriko**
but there are too many to carry at once.
**[01:39] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
So you're on the student council?
**[01:41] (Flashback) Yuriko**
You could say that.
**[01:43] (Flashback) Yuriko**
But I mostly do grunt work.
**[01:45] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
This is too much for one person to carry.
**[01:48] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
How many trips have you made?
**[01:50] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Everyone has to do their part.
**[01:54] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Sengoku-kun!
**[01:57] (Flashback) Takeru**
Koyanagi-san.
**[01:59] (Flashback) Takeru**
It's about time. This is
a time-sensitive matter.
**[02:02] (Flashback) Takeru**
Any delay on your end delays everyone.
**[02:05] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Oh my...
**[02:09] (Flashback) Takeru**
Looks like they're all here. Good work.
**[02:13] (Flashback) Takeru**
I said good work. You can go now.
**[02:19] (Flashback) Takeru**
Is there something else?
**[02:20] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
You made a girl lug all those boxes here
**[02:23] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
and all you can say is "good work,"
Mr. Student Council President?
**[02:26] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
How about a thank you?
**[02:30] (Flashback) Takeru**
What class are you from?
**[02:33] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Class 1-9.
**[02:35] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
I'm Hori Kyosuke.
**[02:38] (Flashback) Takeru**
I'm Sengoku Takeru, class 3-1.
**[02:42] (Flashback) Takeru**
Wear your uniform properly, first-year.
**[02:47] (Flashback) Takeru**
And also...
**[02:49] (Flashback) Takeru**
Thank you, Koyanagi-san.
**[02:58] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Sorry for butting in like that.
**[03:00] (Flashback) Yuriko**
What do you mean?
**[03:02] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
I didn't think that it might make
things awkward with the student council.
**[03:05] (Flashback) Yuriko**
If it got awkward, I'd just quit.
**[03:08] Kyosuke**
*Huh, she's pretty easygoing.*
**[03:11] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Um, Koyanagi-san...
**[03:18] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Koyanagi Yuriko.
**[03:19] (Flashback) Yuriko**
I should have introduced myself sooner.
**[03:24] Kyosuke**
*Yuriko...*
**[03:26] Kyosuke**
*Koyanagi Yuriko...*
**[03:31] Female Student B**
I went to a dog café and saw
a dog that looked just like you!
**[03:35] Kyosuke**
* They say a person's name*
* captures who they are.*
**[03:36] Male Student**
For real? Must've been one good-looking dog.
**[03:39] Kyosuke**
*And I thought...*
**[03:42] Kyosuke**
* she looked just like the lily in hers*
* when she smiled.*
**[03:48] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Koyanagi-san, what are you
gonna do after graduation?
**[03:53] (Flashback) Yuriko**
I haven't really decided.
**[03:55] (Flashback) Yuriko**
What about you, Hori-kun?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Me?
**[03:57] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
I mean, I don't really know.
**[04:00] (Flashback) Yuriko**
That's how it goes.
**[04:04] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Say, Koyanagi-san...
**[04:06] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Once you graduate...
**[04:09] Kyosuke**
*Even after you graduate...*
**[04:13] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Nah, forget I said that.
**[04:16] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Oh?
**[04:18] Kyosuke**
* I feared crushing*
* the flower I held in my hand.*
**[04:26] (Flashback) Female Student B**
What's Kyosuke to you?
**[04:30] (Flashback) Female Student B**
He's head over heels for a third-year,
but you're not even pretty.
**[04:37] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Okay...
**[04:39] (Flashback) Female Student B**
Are you even listening?!
**[04:42] (Flashback) Female Student B**
Hurry up and graduate already
so you can get your ass away from him!
**[04:47] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Yuriko!
**[04:49] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Oh.
**[04:50] (Flashback) Female Student B**
Kyosuke!
**[04:51] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
What are you doing to Yuriko?!
**[04:53] (Flashback) Female Student B**
Stay out of it! This is between me and her!
**[04:57] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
You...
**[04:57] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Kyosuke, stop.
**[05:00] (Flashback) Yuriko**
A man should never
raise a hand against a woman.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Yuriko**
Oh, but that doesn't apply to me.
**[05:11] (Flashback) Yuriko**
I'm a woman, after all.
**[05:14] Kyosuke**
* She was as gentle as a flower,*
* but this lily...*
**[05:19] Kyosuke**
*had thorns.*
**[05:24] Kyosuke**
That's when I knew she was the one.
**[05:27] _Sign**
Sting
**[05:28] Miyamura**
I see.
**[05:29] Kyosuke**
Listen, you should think of her slap
as a sign of affection.
**[05:34] Miyamura**
I'll try.
**[05:36] Kyosuke**
So, why'd she slap you?
**[05:38] Miyamura**
Huh? I don't remember...
**[05:41] Kyosuke**
Yeah, that happens sometimes.
**[05:44] Kyosuke**
Well, Kyoko can be dangerous
once she gets angry, so be careful.
**[05:49] Miyamura**
I see...
**[05:51] Miyamura**
Kyosuke-san!
**[05:52] Kyosuke**
Huh? What is it, Miyamura-kun?
**[05:54] Miyamura**
It suddenly started hurting a lot more!
**[05:57] _Sign**
Throb...
**[05:58] Kyosuke**
Really?!
**[05:59] Kyosuke**
So that happens to you, too?!
**[06:01] Miyamura**
Ow... Ow... Ow, ow, ow!
**[06:04] Miyamura**
What?! It hurts... Why?! Ouch!
**[06:05] Kyosuke**
Suck it up!
**[06:07] Kyosuke**
Don't give in, Miyamura-kun!
**[07:39] _Sign**
The Hori House
**[07:42] Hori**
Kyosuke, I need to borrow a shirt.
**[07:45] Hori**
A t-shirt will do.
**[07:46] Kyosuke**
Why? Are you gonna use it as a rag?
**[07:49] Hori**
No. All the shirts I use after
a bath are in the laundry, so...
**[07:55] Kyosuke**
I don't have any cute ones.
**[07:57] Hori**
If you handed me a cute one,
I wouldn't take it.
**[08:00] Kyosuke**
As long as you don't mind one
that's way too big for you...
**[08:04] Hori**
Not like I have a choice.
**[08:06] Sota**
Big Sis, look!
**[08:08] Sota**
Mama bought this for me!
**[08:10] Hori**
N-Nice.
**[08:12] Sota**
It floats, really! It floats in water!
**[08:18] _Sign**
Lift
**[08:18] Sota**
Vengeful spirit!
**[08:18] _Sign**
Squeeze
**[08:20] Hori**
Vengeful spirit?!
**[08:21] Hori**
Did you mean to say "vicious beast"?
**[08:24] Kyosuke**
What's this, Kyoko?
**[08:26] Kyosuke**
Have you developed...
**[08:29] Kyosuke**
a brother composite?!
**[08:30] Hori**
"Composite"? Do you mean a brother *complex*?
**[08:33] Hori**
And no! I was just wondering
if Sota's clothes would fit me!
**[08:36] Kyosuke**
Probably too small.
**[08:38] Kyosuke**
You ate a ton of mochi
over New Year's, remember?
**[08:41] Hori**
Wh-What?!
**[08:43] Hori**
Are you saying I'm fat?!
**[08:45] Kyosuke**
No, I wouldn't go that far—
**[08:48] Hori**
Same difference, idiot!
**[08:49] Yuriko**
Oh my.
**[08:51] Hori**
It'll fit, and I'll prove it!
**[08:54] Hori**
Sota, get me a t-shirt!
**[08:56] Sota**
Huh? I don't want to.
**[08:59] Hori**
Fine, then I'll go get it!
**[09:02] _Sign**
Rrring
**[09:02] Kyosuke**
Can I call Miyamura-kun?
**[09:04] Hori**
Do whatever you want!
**[09:07] Yuriko**
It's an ordinary day,
but things are still so fun.
**[09:10] Kyosuke**
Hey, Miyamura-kun, are you free?
**[09:12] Kyosuke**
We're doing HFW here.
**[09:14] Kyosuke**
HFW.
**[09:15] Yuriko**
HFW?
**[09:16] Kyosuke**
What, Miyamura-kun?
You've never heard of HFW?
**[09:19] Kyosuke**
Well, today's actually the first ever.
**[09:21] Yuriko**
Ah, swapping "Hori" for "Paris" in PFW.
**[09:25] Hori**
Well?! See?!
**[09:27] Hori**
It fits just fine!
**[09:30] Kyosuke**
A hoodie is cheating, don't you think?
**[09:31] Kyosuke**
They're meant to be big.
**[09:35] Kyosuke**
What's really surprising is how tight
clothes make your chest look bigger.
**[09:40] Hori**
Shut up! You're the worst!
**[09:42] Kyosuke**
*But...*
**[09:44] _Both**
* High schoolers normally can't wear*
* elementary schooler's clothes.*
**[09:48] _Sign**
They leave things unsaid
**[09:52] Yuriko**
Can you get that, Kyosuke?
**[09:53] Hori**
He won't be able to argue with *this*!
**[09:56] Hori**
See? It fits just fine!
**[09:59] Miyamura**
Oh, it's Sota's shirt.
**[10:01] _Sign**
SNAP
**[10:02] _Sign**
Shock
**[10:04] Hori**
Wh-Wh-What's he doing here?
**[10:07] Kyosuke**
You told me to do whatever I wanted.
**[10:09] Hori**
No, I didn't!
**[10:10] Hori**
Ah, I'm so embarrassed!
**[10:11] Miyamura**
Your belly button's showing.
That must be cold.
**[10:12] _Sign**
Comment
**[10:13] _Sign**
Comment
**[10:13] Kyosuke**
Kyoko, he says your flap is hanging out.
**[10:16] _Sign**
Comment
**[10:16] Sota**
Big Sis, what part of the cow is flap meat?
**[10:18] Hori**
Shut up!
**[10:19] Miyamura**
The Hori house is always so much fun.
**[10:22] Hori**
I'm not having any fun.
**[10:25] Hori**
I ate too much mochi and gained weight.
**[10:28] Miyamura**
*Girls really worry about their weight, huh?*
**[10:32] Miyamura**
So why were you having a fashion show?
**[10:35] Hori**
Good question.
**[10:36] Hori**
I was going to borrow
a shirt from Kyosuke...
**[10:39] Kyosuke**
Kyoko turned into a vicious beast.
**[10:43] Kyosuke**
Or, wait, maybe it was a vengeful spirit.
**[10:43] _Sign**
Comment
**[10:45] _Sign**
Comment
**[10:46] Miyamura**
But she was just trying to borrow a shirt.
**[10:48] Sota**
Big Sis, is our house haunted?!
**[10:48] _Sign**
Comment
**[10:51] Hori**
Shut up!
**[10:52] Kyosuke**
You're the loudest of all
when you shout like that, Kyoko.
**[10:57] Hori**
You're the one making stupid comments!
**[10:57] Yuriko**
Miyamura-kun, you're
staying for dinner, right?
**[10:59] Kyosuke**
Oh, so it's my fault?
**[11:01] Miyamura**
Oh, yes, thank you.
**[11:01] Kyosuke**
Why do you always try to blame me?
**[11:05] Kyosuke**
You'll end up a delinquent.
**[11:06] Yuriko**
Let's eat before it gets cold.
**[11:08] Sota**
Okay!
**[11:09] Hori**
You saying that at your age
when you're the root of all evil!
**[11:12] Hori**
Your life needs a do-over!
**[11:14] Kyosuke**
Even if I do it over, I'll still be your father!
**[11:16] Kyosuke**
I'm never giving that up! You can rest easy!
**[11:19] Hori**
No, I can't!
**[11:20] Hori**
That's what freaks me out!
**[11:21] Miyamura**
The Hori house really is fun.
**[11:33] Hori**
Sota!
**[11:35] Hori**
You made a mess again!
**[11:37] Sota**
I was just about to clean it up.
**[11:40] Hori**
I've heard that before!
**[11:41] Sota**
It's true!
**[11:42] Hori**
You always leave your messes behind.
**[11:44] Sota**
No, I don't!
**[11:45] _Sign**
Grit
**[11:46] Kyosuke**
Hey, hey, what are you so angry about?
**[11:48] Hori**
Sota leaves his stuff all over the place.
**[11:51] Sota**
No! I was about to clean up,
but then she started yelling!
**[11:55] Kyosuke**
You heard him.
**[11:56] Hori**
Oh, so you're on his side, eh?
**[12:00] Miyamura**
I-I made some tea. Maybe we could...
**[12:04] Hori**
Listen!
**[12:05] Sota**
Listen!
**[12:05] Kyosuke**
Listen to this!
**[12:07] Miyamura**
Um, okay... I'll hear you out.
**[12:09] Miyamura**
Let's just sit down first.
**[12:15] Miyamura**
Um...
**[12:17] Miyamura**
Sota's been doing a good job
of cleaning up lately.
**[12:22] Miyamura**
Maybe he just left his stuff out today.
**[12:25] Sota**
You get too angry!
**[12:28] Sota**
Way too angry!
**[12:29] _Sign**
Hmph...
**[12:31] Kyosuke**
Poke, poke.
**[12:31] _Sign**
Poke
**[12:32] _Sign**
Poke
**[12:32] Hori**
Kyoko, I'm on your side.
**[12:37] Hori**
Kyosuke...
**[12:39] Kyosuke**
I've always wondered why you
jump the gun when you get angry.
**[12:44] Kyosuke**
It's more than just being
short-tempered. Are you okay?
**[12:48] Miyamura**
Kyosuke-san!
**[12:50] Miyamura**
Now she's run off!
**[12:52] Miyamura**
I asked you not to upset her!
**[12:54] Kyosuke**
I didn't mean it!
**[12:58] Sota**
Big Sis!
**[13:00] Kyosuke**
Kyoko, remember that I'm on your side!
**[13:03] Kyosuke**
Come on out!
**[13:05] _Sign**
Open...
**[13:06] Miyamura**
Oh, there she is.
**[13:08] Kyosuke**
Kyoko—
**[13:09] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:11] Sota**
Big Sis—
**[13:11] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:13] Miyamura**
Hori-san—
**[13:13] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:15] Miyamura**
What's this about not touching her?
**[13:17] Kyosuke**
Dunno. Maybe it's her way
of letting us know that she's angry.
**[13:19] _Sign**
SEETHE...
**[13:22] Miyamura**
Whoa, he's cleaning up!
**[13:22] _Sign**
Shuffle Shuffle
**[13:24] Miyamura**
Sota's cleaning up, Hori-san!
**[13:31] Kyosuke**
Sota can come through when—
**[13:32] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:33] _Sign**
Slap!!
**[13:35] Miyamura**
Hori-san!
**[13:35] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:36] _Sign**
Slap!!
**[13:38] Kyosuke**
What's going on, Miyamura-kun?!
**[13:41] Miyamura**
It looks bleak.
**[13:42] Miyamura**
We need to calm her down little by little.
**[13:48] Miyamura**
Hori-san, want some pudding?
**[13:50] Hori**
I've given it up.
**[13:51] Kyosuke**
Kyoko-chan, should I rub your shoulders?
**[13:53] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:54] Miyamura**
Kyoko—
**[13:55] Hori**
Don't touch me.
**[13:56] Kyosuke**
Really?
**[14:04] Sota**
We're in outer space!
**[14:09] Hori**
What are you talking about?
**[14:10] Hori**
This is our house.
**[14:12] Miyamura**
H-Hori-san...
**[14:14] Sota**
This is outer space and we're in a spaceship!
**[14:15] _Sign**
SHOVE
SHOVE
**[14:18] _Sign**
SHOVE
SHOVE
**[14:19] Hori**
I'm trying to study, okay?
**[14:19] Sota**
If you go outside, you'll die!
**[14:21] _Sign**
SHOVE
SHOVE
**[14:22] Miyamura**
Space sounds like fun!
**[14:24] Miyamura**
I wouldn't mind going!
**[14:26] Hori**
Don't close your notebooks!
**[14:27] Hori**
Don't put away your textbooks!
**[14:30] Sota**
If you leave this area,
you'll die 'cause there's no air.
**[14:33] Hori**
Where did you even find this old carpet?
**[14:38] Sota**
We're gonna build a villa on the moon!
**[14:40] Miyamura**
Sounds good!
**[14:45] _Sign**
Push
**[14:51] Sota**
My big sister killed me!
**[14:54] Hori**
You will now address me as captain.
**[14:57] Miyamura**
*A heartless, unfeeling captain.*
**[15:00] Hori**
We're circling Mars!
**[15:04] Hori**
Now I'm friends with this Martian!
**[15:11] Sota**
Aw, man...
**[15:14] Miyamura**
*She's just taken over the ship,*
**[15:16] Miyamura**
* and she's already recruiting*
* more crew members.*
**[15:18] Miyamura**
*Just who is Hori-san?*
**[15:21] Sota**
Bis Sis!
**[15:23] Sota**
Come on!
**[15:25] Miyamura**
Hori-san, um...
**[15:28] Miyamura**
Can Sota come back on the ship?
**[15:33] Hori**
Then he'd grow into a weak man who thinks
he can just get whatever he wants.
**[15:38] Hori**
He was the one who decided that
whoever leaves this area would die.
**[15:43] Hori**
All I did was push him.
**[15:45] _Sign**
Squeeze
**[15:47] _Sign**
Push him
(to certain death)
**[15:51] Hori**
What's that? A new vehicle?
**[15:54] Sota**
Yeah. I managed to board an escape pod.
**[15:59] Sota**
The sorrow of betrayal will
fuel my quest for revenge.
**[16:04] Hori**
Do you even know what that means?
**[16:05] Miyamura**
You can do it, Sota!
**[16:06] _Sign**
Scoot
**[16:07] _Sign**
Scoot
**[16:08] Sota**
Yeah!
**[16:08] _Sign**
Scoot
**[16:09] Hori**
There's a spy in our midst!
**[16:12] Miyamura**
I'm cheering for him since
he's part of our crew!
**[16:15] Hori**
I'll have to be a captain
who doesn't trust a single soul.
**[16:21] Miyamura**
Man... this is a lot.
**[16:26] Sota**
Take this!
**[16:28] Sota**
Yes, I beat her!
**[16:32] Sota**
I won, Big Bro—
**[16:39] Miyamura**
Sota, run for it!
**[16:40] _Sign**
RUMBLE
**[16:41] Miyamura**
The captain is immortal!
**[16:49] _Sign**
Glance...
**[16:52] Miyamura**
Sota, are you doing kanji?
**[16:54] Sota**
Yeah.
**[16:56] Miyamura**
Aw, man, I wish that was my homework.
**[17:00] Hori**
You're a third-year high schooler.
**[17:02] Sota**
"Make a compound word
using the word 'forest.'"
**[17:08] Hori**
Forestland.
**[17:08] _Sign**
Quick answer
**[17:10] Miyamura**
Hori-san, he needs to think about it himself.
**[17:14] _Sign**
Oh!
**[17:15] Kyosuke**
I'm home!
**[17:17] Kyosuke**
Oh, Sota, you're doing homework?
**[17:19] Kyosuke**
Ask me for whatever you need.
**[17:22] Sota**
You smell like cigarettes!
**[17:23] Kyosuke**
Not what I was expecting.
**[17:25] Hori**
Kyosuke stinks.
**[17:26] Kyosuke**
Because of the cigarettes!
**[17:28] Kyosuke**
Don't make it sound like *I* stink.
**[17:29] Sota**
Stinky.
**[17:31] Miyamura**
*Kicking a man while he's down...*
**[17:32] _Sign**
Kanji Drills
Hori Sota
**[17:34] Miyamura**
The "So" in your name is hard to write, huh?
**[17:37] Miyamura**
Still, it's really impressive that
you're learning kanji in first grade.
**[17:42] Hori**
He's supposed to, isn't he?
**[17:43] Miyamura**
I couldn't write the kanji
for my given name either.
**[17:48] _Sign**
I can't do it!
**[17:48] _Sign**
Miyamura Iz
**[17:49] _Sign**
Izmi
**[17:50] _Sign**
Izui
**[18:14] (Flashback) Yuriko**
You're such a good helper, Sota.
**[18:17] (Flashback) Yuriko**
I hope you'll help me again.
**[18:19] (Flashback) Sota**
Sure!
**[18:39] Hori**
Sota, let's finish your homework—
**[18:43] Hori**
What are you doing?!
**[18:43] _Sign**
Clack
**[18:45] Hori**
I told you to let me do those!
**[18:48] Sota**
Um, but...
**[18:50] Hori**
No buts!
**[18:55] Hori**
You could cut yourself on the knives.
**[19:03] Sota**
You're a jerk!
**[19:05] Miyamura**
What?
**[19:05] _Sign**
WAAAH
**[19:06] _Sign**
Shock
**[19:08] Hori**
I told you it's dangerous
to do it on your own!
**[19:12] Sota**
You always get angry right away!
**[19:14] Sota**
Why don't you understand?!
**[19:18] Miyamura**
What's wrong?
**[19:20] Hori**
Like I said!
**[19:21] Hori**
Sota was trying to...
**[19:23] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[19:24] Hori**
And it's dangerous!
**[19:26] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Kyosuke**
Well, Kyoko can be dangerous
once she gets angry, so be careful.
**[19:33] Miyamura**
Hori-san, there's a better way to say that.
**[19:38] Miyamura**
Sota was just trying to help.
**[19:42] Miyamura**
He's in first grade now.
**[19:44] Miyamura**
And you've washed them before, right?
**[19:47] Sota**
Yeah.
**[19:49] Miyamura**
But you understand what
your sister is saying too, don't you?
**[19:53] Sota**
Yeah.
**[19:55] Miyamura**
He gets it, Hori-san—
**[19:57] Miyamura**
Huh?!
**[19:59] Miyamura**
Wh-What's wrong?!
**[20:00] Hori**
I... I just...
**[20:03] Hori**
I should have...
**[20:05] Miyamura**
Um, but what you said wasn't wrong.
**[20:08] Miyamura**
It's okay.
**[20:10] Hori**
But you...
**[20:12] Miyamura**
Did you think I was angry with you?
**[20:15] Miyamura**
I'm not. Really, I'm not.
**[20:17] Miyamura**
Sota was just...
**[20:19] Miyamura**
And you weren't wrong!
**[20:24] _Sign**
Big Sis is upset because of me!
**[20:26] Miyamura**
*What's going on?!*
**[20:26] _Sign**
Fuss
**[20:26] _Sign**
Fuss
**[20:28] _Sign**
Fuss
**[20:28] Miyamura**
*What is this?*
**[20:28] _Sign**
Fuss
**[20:29] Miyamura**
*I don't know what to do!*
**[20:30] _Sign**
Fuss
**[20:33] Kyosuke**
Oh, you guys look like you're having fun.
**[20:35] Miyamura**
Can you step in?
**[20:36] Kyosuke**
What?
**[20:38] Kyosuke**
Sounds like a pain, so I'll pass.
**[20:44] Miyamura**
I'm sorry, Hori-san.
**[20:47] Miyamura**
Sota's still just a kid,
and I'm an only child.
**[20:51] Miyamura**
I don't really know much about discipline.
**[20:55] Miyamura**
I know you're trying
to do what's best for him.
**[21:05] Miyamura**
*Maybe I was too harsh.*
**[21:10] Hori**
I don't like it when you're not on my side.
**[21:18] Miyamura**
Huh? But I *am* on your side.
**[21:24] Hori**
Then... it's fine.
**[21:27] Miyamura**
But when I think you're doing
something wrong, I'll get angry.
**[21:32] _Sign**
Smirk...
**[21:34] Miyamura**
*Is that a smile?*
**[21:35] Hori**
So, specifically, when you get angry...
**[21:37] Hori**
are you gonna yell "stop it!" and smack me?
**[21:40] Miyamura**
I'm not gonna smack you!
**[21:42] _Sign**
Hori is back to normal
**[23:12] _Sign**
Next time
page.13 Graduation
**[23:15] _Sign**
About my family
**[23:15] _Sign**
SMILE
**[23:16] Sota**
My teacher liked what I wrote at school!
**[23:20] Hori**
Hey, Mom, Sota wrote something
at school and the teacher liked it.
**[23:24] _Sign**
Oh my
**[23:24] Yuriko**
Oh my!
**[23:25] Kyosuke**
Hey, you wrote about your family.
**[23:28] Miyamura**
That's great! Let me see it.
**[23:30] Sota**
Sure!
**[23:32] Sota**
It's called "My Big Brother."
**[23:34] _Sign**
Stare
**[23:35] Miyamura**
I'm so sorry...
# E13 - Graduation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDV12J/graduation)
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**[00:01] Miyamura**
Good morning.
**[00:02] Kyosuke**
Kyoko. Kyoko.
**[00:06] Kyosuke**
Miyamura-kun's here to
take you to school, Kyoko.
**[00:08] Miyamura**
Good morning, Hori-san.
**[00:11] Miyamura**
It was your idea to walk together.
**[00:14] Miyamura**
You said we should leave early.
**[00:17] Kyosuke**
You were watching that horror special
into the wee hours of the morning.
**[00:23] Miyamura**
Go get changed.
**[00:27] Miyamura**
And wash your face, too.
**[00:32] Kyosuke**
Hey, Miyamura-kun, want some coffee?
**[00:34] Miyamura**
Oh, thank you.
**[00:37] TV**
*This is where the alleged murder took place.*
**[00:39] Sota**
Where did that happen?
**[00:39] TV**
*Police are attempting to locate
the victim's younger brother,*
**[00:41] Miyamura**
A neighboring prefecture. How scary.
**[00:43] TV**
*who may have information
pertinent to the case.*
**[00:48] TV**
*For our next story...*
**[00:50] TV**
*Now for today's weather.*
**[00:50] Kyosuke**
Man, it's cold.
**[00:52] TV**
*Most of the country will have clear skies,*
**[00:55] TV**
*and cold northerly winds
will largely be kept at bay.*
**[00:56] Sota**
Thank you for the food.
**[00:58] TV**
*Northern Japan will see
unseasonably warm temperatures.*
**[01:00] _Sign**
She hasn't come back...
**[01:00] Miyamura**
*She hasn't come back!*
**[01:02] TV**
*The east will see average
or above average temperatures.*
**[01:03] Miyamura**
Um, could I go knock on her door?
**[01:04] TV**
*Western Japan, Okinawa, and the Amami
Islands will see normal temperatures.*
**[01:06] Kyosuke**
Sure.
**[01:08] Kyosuke**
Wait, she hasn't come back yet?
**[01:12] Miyamura**
Hori-san?
**[01:14] Miyamura**
Hori-san, I'm coming in.
**[01:18] Miyamura**
*She fell back to sleep...*
**[01:20] Miyamura**
You're asleep! You're asleep! Wake up!
**[01:25] Miyamura**
Are you going to go
without brushing your hair?
**[01:27] Hori**
No.
**[01:28] Miyamura**
In that case, get up and turn around.
**[01:48] Miyamura**
Hori-san, Hori-san! We're gonna be late.
**[01:52] Hori**
Gotta go to the bathroom...
**[01:54] Miyamura**
Okay, I'll put on my shoes and wait for you.
**[01:58] Sota**
See you!
**[01:59] Miyamura**
Yeah. Have a good day.
**[02:08] Hori**
M-Miyamura!
**[02:09] _Sign**
Styled
**[02:09] Hori**
What happened to my hair?!
**[02:12] Miyamura**
Well, it was a mess...
**[02:14] Hori**
I look like I'm going to a party!
**[02:17] Miyamura**
I didn't think I could get
the ponytail right.
**[02:19] Hori**
Oh, man!
**[02:20] Miyamura**
Are you gonna take it down?
**[02:22] Hori**
It doesn't go with my uniform!
**[02:25] Miyamura**
So you're gonna take it down?
**[02:29] Hori**
D-Does it look good?
**[02:32] _Sign**
It's not about how good it looks. I don't really know how
to do hair, but I worked really hard to make it nice
anyway, so I don't want it to just go to waste.
**[02:39] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[02:41] Hori**
Fine, I'll keep it like this.
**[02:43] Miyamura**
Yay!
**[02:45] Hori**
So it's okay? It's not weird, is it?
**[02:47] Miyamura**
No, it's not weird.
**[02:49] Miyamura**
It's really cute.
**[02:51] Hori**
*I'm cute?*
**[02:53] Miyamura**
*I didn't know I was so good at buns.*
**[04:29] Yuki**
Hori, you look so cute!
**[04:32] Yuki**
I want a bun, too!
**[04:34] Ishikawa**
Hey, lookin' good. Did you do that yourself?
**[04:37] Hori**
Like it?
**[04:38] Yuki**
I might try one, too.
**[04:40] Miyamura**
I'm not sure your hair is long enough.
**[04:43] Yuki**
What? It's not?
**[04:44] Ishikawa**
He's right.
**[04:45] Yuki**
Oh...
**[04:49] Remi**
Kyon-Kyon, that's so cute!
**[04:51] Remi**
What's the occasion?
**[04:53] Hori**
Nothing special.
**[04:54] Remi**
Did you have a change
of heart about something?
**[04:55] Miyamura**
*Her hair is probably too fine.*
**[04:57] Hori**
No, no, I just felt like it.
**[04:57] Sengoku**
Hey, what are you staring at?
**[05:00] Hori**
I figured it might be nice for a change.
**[05:01] Sengoku**
Wh-What?
**[05:02] Remi**
It's great! Are you gonna change your image?
**[05:03] Miyamura**
President... you don't have enough.
**[05:05] Hori**
I might not be ready for that.
**[05:06] Miyamura**
It wouldn't work out.
**[05:08] Sengoku**
Am I lacking in something?!
**[05:10] Miyamura**
*Oh, Kono-san...*
**[05:12] _Sign**
Tied to the side
**[05:13] Miyamura**
*That might look better than a bun.*
**[05:17] Miyamura**
*Everyone's different.*
**[05:18] Hori**
Thanks for waiting!
**[05:20] Hori**
Everyone's been complimenting my hair.
**[05:22] Miyamura**
Of course.
**[05:24] Miyamura**
You look cute.
**[05:26] Miyamura**
You're really the cutest of all.
**[05:26] _Sign**
BLUUUSH
**[05:30] MIyamura**
Ouch!
**[05:31] Miyamura**
*Senseless violence!*
**[05:33] Hori**
You can do my hair again sometime.
**[05:37] Miyamura**
Maybe I'll try a braid next time.
**[05:39] Miyamura**
*Does she like the bun?*
**[05:40] Hori**
Oh, can you handle that?
**[05:43] Hori**
My neck feels cold.
**[05:46] Miyamura**
Does it?
***SIGN*** Pom
**[05:48] Hori**
You'll ruin it!
**[05:51] Ishikawa**
*What are they doing?*
**[05:53] Hori**
I can't stand how silky Miyamura's hair is.
**[05:56] Hori**
It doesn't stick up funny,
and a comb passes right through it.
**[05:58] Sengoku**
Is that so?
**[06:02] Hori**
I'm just so jealous!
**[06:04] Sengoku**
If it never sticks up funny, then make it.
**[06:07] Hori**
So your solution is
"if there's no bread, just eat cake"?
**[06:10] Sengoku**
I mean, if you tie hair up,
it kinda holds like that for a while, right?
**[06:14] Sengoku**
It'd only be temporary,
but you could try that.
**[06:17] Hori**
I get it!
**[06:18] Hori**
That's easier than using a hair iron.
**[06:20] Sengoku**
Don't go overboard, Kyo-chan...
***SIGN*** Ting
**[06:27] Hori**
All done!
**[06:28] Miyamura**
What did I do to deserve this?
**[06:40] Sengoku**
There.
**[06:43] Sengoku**
That should do it.
**[06:44] Sakura**
Thank you, Sengoku-kun.
**[06:46] Sengoku**
Oh, it was nothing.
**[06:49] Sakura**
I thought we were keeping things organized,
**[06:52] Sakura**
but I guess we had more
things than we thought.
**[06:55] Sengoku**
We're constantly getting
more papers and stuff.
**[06:59] Sengoku**
But I must say...
**[07:03] Sengoku**
I was surprised to see you up on
a chair cleaning the top of the cabinets.
**[07:07] Sengoku**
You could've gotten hurt.
**[07:08] Sakura**
But I wanted to dust up there.
**[07:12] Sengoku**
You don't like dust?
**[07:13] Sakura**
Yoshikawa-kun and Iura-kun
have been coughing sometimes.
**[07:17] Sakura**
I thought it might be the dust.
**[07:18] Iura**
Did I catch you in the middle
of talking about my awesomeness?
**[07:21] Sengoku**
No, you didn't.
**[07:22] Sakura**
You did not.
**[07:22] Iura**
No?!
**[07:24] Ishikawa**
Are you organizing stuff?
**[07:25] Sakura**
Yeah, since we won't be
using this room much longer.
**[07:30] Iura**
Hey, this box looks like it might fall.
**[07:32] Sakura**
Oh, Sengoku-kun just put it...
**[07:35] Iura**
I'll take it down for now.
**[07:37] Ishikawa**
Does this go on top of the cabinet, too?
**[07:40] Sakura**
Ah, th-thank you!
**[07:43] Sakura**
That's a big help—
**[07:47] Sengoku**
I know Ishikawa-kun's gotten
strong by doing sports,
**[07:51] Sengoku**
but what about you, Iura-kun?
**[07:52] Sengoku**
Where did you get that extra muscle?
**[07:54] Iura**
Maybe from helping my
grandpa move furniture.
**[07:57] Sengoku**
Furniture?!
**[07:59] Remi**
I took out the trash.
**[08:01] Sakura**
Welcome back, Remi—
**[08:02] _Sign**
Stare...
**[08:03] Sakura**
Hori-san?
**[08:04] Sakura**
Huh?
**[08:06] Hori**
Ayasaki-san was throwing
things away in random bins.
**[08:09] Hori**
Next time, separate the recyclables
before you give it to her.
**[08:11] Sakura**
Remi!
**[08:12] Remi**
I'm sorry, Kyon-Kyon!
**[08:14] Sakura**
Thank you for helping her, Hori-san.
**[08:17] Sengoku**
I don't think there will be
a next time, though.
**[08:21] Hori**
I guess you're right.
**[08:23] Yanagi**
Is Ayasaki-san around?
**[08:25] Yanagi**
Oh, everyone's here.
**[08:26] Remi**
What is it? Do you need me
for something, Yanagin?
**[08:30] Yanagi**
N-No, I just found a cell phone
I recognized in the trash area.
**[08:35] Hori**
I saw you put it down without looking
when we were throwing stuff away.
**[08:38] Remi**
Oh!
**[08:39] Remi**
Thanks, Yanagin!
**[08:41] Yanagi**
It's nothing.
**[08:42] Yanagi**
Are you organizing in here?
**[08:44] Yanagi**
I can help.
**[08:45] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun, this stuff is pretty heavy—
**[08:48] Yanagi**
Someone might trip on this,
so I'll move it over to the corner.
**[08:52] Sengoku**
Miyamura-kun, I need you here!
**[08:54] Hori**
What's with him?
**[08:55] Ishikawa**
He wants someone weaker than him here
to make him feel better.
**[08:59] Hori**
What a small man.
**[09:02] Miyamura**
You called?
**[09:03] Iura**
Whoa, he's carrying something
that looks heavy!
**[09:06] Sakura**
Miyamura-kun, what is that?
What're you doing with it?
**[09:08] Miyamura**
Yasuda told me to take it.
**[09:11] Miyamura**
He's giving back everything he's
confiscated during the school year.
**[09:14] Iura**
Oh, like magazines and stuff.
**[09:17] Miyamura**
Yasuda couldn't carry it himself.
**[09:20] _Sign**
Me & Yasuda (?) ← Yanagi-kun ← Miyamura-kun ← Iura-kun ← Ishikawa-kun
**[09:20] _Sign**
Muscle & Strength Ranking (Tentative)
**[09:21] _Sign**
Depressed
**[09:21] Hori**
Well, there's not *that* big
a difference between us all.
**[09:24] Sengoku**
Oh?
**[09:25] _Sign**
Me & Yasuda (?) ← Yanagi-kun ← Miyamura-kun ← Iura-kun ← Ishikawa-kun ← Kyo-chan (Hall of Fame)
**[09:26] Sengoku**
The hall-of-famer is saying something.
**[09:28] Hori**
What?
**[09:29] Remi**
Sengoku-kun is fine the way he is!
**[09:32] Remi**
I'll get stronger for him!
**[09:36] Sengoku**
You're amazing, Remi.
**[09:38] Sengoku**
R-Remi, I appreciate it,
but I like you the way you are, too.
**[09:44] Yoshikawa**
Hey...
**[09:45] Yoshikawa**
Yasuda made me bring this here.
**[09:48] Ishikawa**
Is Yasuda even weaker than Yoshikawa?!
**[09:51] Yanagi**
Yoshikawa-san, I'll take that!
**[09:54] Yuki**
Thanks, Yanagi-kun.
**[09:56] Yanagi**
This is quite heavy.
**[09:58] Sengoku**
Yanagi-kun, be careful!
**[10:00] Sengoku**
Chagrin...
**[10:02] Yanagi**
Are you okay?
**[10:02] _Sign**
Muscle & Strength Ranking
**[10:02] _Sign**
Miyamura-kun & Yanagi-kun
↓
Yoshikawa-san
↓
Me & Yasuda
(Confirmed)
**[10:04] Hori**
*Now I feel sorry for him.*
**[10:06] Iura**
Hey, the heavy stuff is all on one side.
**[10:09] Ishikawa**
That'd make it hard to carry.
**[10:10] Ishikawa**
I'd probably drop it, too.
**[10:14] Sengoku**
Thanks, guys...
**[10:16] Iura**
There's a postcard in here.
**[10:18] Ishikawa**
It was probably stuck in a magazine.
**[10:21] Sengoku**
Maybe this one.
**[10:23] Yuki**
Hey, grab that pile.
**[10:25] Remi**
Oh, I haven't seen this in forever!
**[10:27] Hori**
Miyamura, once we're done...
**[10:29] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[10:43] Hori**
What's wrong, Iura?
**[10:45] Ishikawa**
Sengoku, don't start reading it!
**[10:47] Sengoku**
But doesn't it take you back?
**[10:51] Iura**
I think...
**[10:52] Iura**
I want to go to the beach.
**[10:56] Remi**
That's right! We were talking about going.
**[10:58] Sakura**
Indeed! Someone can get
a license and drive us.
**[11:01] Ishikawa**
In a car? Awesome!
**[11:03] Iura**
Our troop will have fun
no matter where we go!
***SIGN*** Graduation
**[11:06] Sengoku**
Don't call us a troop.
**[11:07] Yuki**
Are we ants?
**[11:08] Yanagi**
Iura-kun, how about "group" instead?
**[11:10] Iura**
Yeah, hey, hey! That's it, Akane!
***SIGN*** Karaoke
**[11:24] Female Student A**
I know, right?
**[11:26] Female Student B**
Wanna check out that shop
we saw in the magazine?
**[11:28] Female Student C**
Wait, for real?
**[11:29] Female Student A**
Yeah!
**[11:30] Female Student B**
Let's go!
**[11:31] Hori**
Sota, what do you want to eat today?
**[11:34] Sota**
A rice omelet!
**[11:36] Hori**
What, again?
**[11:37] Sota**
Yep, again!
**[11:40] Hori**
I wonder if we still have ketchup...
**[11:45] Sengoku**
Kyo-chan.
***SIGN*** Mathematics II
**[11:49] Sengoku**
Thanks.
**[11:50] Hori**
You're finally giving it back!
**[11:52] Sengoku**
You said you wouldn't have math today.
**[11:55] Hori**
You're supposed to give it back
right after class ends.
**[11:58] Remi**
Um...
**[12:00] Remi**
Sengoku-kun was helping
the teacher after class.
**[12:05] Hori**
Oh, I see.
**[12:07] Hori**
That makes sense.
**[12:08] Sengoku**
See you.
**[12:10] Hori**
Yeah.
**[12:13] Ishikawa**
Oh, Hori!
**[12:15] Ishikawa**
Are you free after school?
**[12:18] Hori**
Um...
**[12:21] Yuki**
Hori likes to go straight home after school.
**[12:23] Yuki**
Right?
**[12:25] Hori**
Yeah, sorry.
**[12:26] Ishikawa**
Oh, okay. No worries.
**[12:28] Ishikawa**
Some of us are getting together to hang out,
**[12:31] Ishikawa**
so I was wondering if you wanted in.
**[12:33] Ishikawa**
That's all.
**[12:36] Ishikawa**
Looks like it's just us!
**[12:42] Yuki**
Toru really likes you, y'know?
**[12:45] Hori**
Oh, come on. He just invited me to hang out.
**[12:48] Yuki**
Yeah, but how many times does that make?
**[12:51] Hori**
You get invited out all the time.
**[12:54] Yuki**
I'm just there to increase the headcount.
**[13:02] Yuki**
What?
**[13:03] Female Student 1**
It's so windy!
**[13:04] Female Student 2**
That scared me!
**[13:14] Hori**
Maybe I'll close the window.
**[13:17] Yuki**
Yeah.
**[13:22] Female Student B**
The next thing I knew,
she was wearing the same shoes.
**[13:24] Takako**
The heck?! *That's* how she's
trying to get friendly with you?
**[13:26] Female Student B**
I just pretended not to notice.
**[13:28] Takako**
That's what I'd do.
**[13:30] Female Student B**
And then...
**[13:30] Female Student B**
Oh, sorry.
**[13:31] Sakura**
No, I was...
**[13:33] Female Student B**
And then, even with the same shoes,
she starts a fight with me.
**[13:36] Takako**
Huh? Why?
**[13:38] Female Student B**
Get this... It was about takoyaki.
**[13:40] Takako**
Huh?!
**[13:45] Hori**
Sorry we ran into you.
**[13:47] Sakura**
No, it's okay. Thank you.
**[13:51] Hori**
Are you on the student council?
**[13:54] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[13:55] Hori**
Must be a lot of work.
**[13:57] Sakura**
It's nothing but odd jobs.
**[14:05] Hori**
*There's someone on the roof.*
**[14:09] Hori**
*I bet it's nice up there.*
**[14:12] Hori**
*Not that I have any business going.*
**[14:15] Female Student D**
It's so cold!
**[14:18] Female Student E**
Hurry up!
**[14:23] Hori**
*Wow...*
**[14:25] Hori**
* That guy has no intention*
* of participating whatsoever.*
**[14:29] Yuki**
Hori!
**[14:31] Hori**
Yeah.
**[14:33] _Sign**
Student Council
**[14:34] Sakura**
Here.
**[14:34] _Sign**
Skull Ninja
Konoha
**[14:35] Hori**
Thank you!
**[14:36] Hori**
Sengoku said you'd have a copy.
**[14:41] Sakura**
There are more in the student council room.
**[14:43] Sakura**
Help yourself anytime.
**[14:45] Hori**
Manga isn't allowed in school, so
the student council shouldn't have any!
**[14:48] Hori**
But I'll still borrow it.
**[14:49] Sakura**
It'll be our secret.
**[14:50] Remi**
Oh, Hori-san.
**[14:52] Remi**
What are you guys up to?
**[14:54] Hori**
I'm borrowing a book from Kono-san.
**[14:57] Sakura**
It's manga, though.
**[15:01] Ishikawa**
Really? You can come today?
**[15:03] Hori**
Yep.
**[15:04] Ishikawa**
Great! I'll invite Shu, too.
**[15:05] Hori**
*Mama's coming home early today.*
**[15:21] Ishikawa**
I'm gonna sing my heart out!
**[15:23] Yuki**
Just don't hog the mic.
**[15:24] Sengoku**
What's wrong, Kyo-chan?
**[15:25] Sakura**
Karaoke...
**[15:26] Remi**
You're coming, right, Sakura?
**[15:27] Hori**
I get the feeling that we're missing someone.
**[15:28] Sakura**
Maybe just to listen.
**[15:30] Remi**
But you sing anime songs while
cleaning the council room.
**[15:31] Iura**
Oh.
**[15:32] Sakura**
How do you know that?!
**[15:33] Iura**
Yanagi!
**[15:35] Iura**
We got to be friends in our elective class.
**[15:38] Yanagi**
Thank you for having me.
**[15:40] Ishikawa**
If he's bothering you, just tell us.
**[15:42] Yuki**
Yeah, spill it.
**[15:43] Iura**
How would I be bothering him?
**[15:45] Yanagi**
H-He's not bothering me at all!
**[15:56] Takako**
Bye-bye.
**[15:58] Hori**
See you tomorrow.
**[16:03] Hori**
Crap, my phone...
**[16:09] Hori**
*Um, what's his name?*
**[16:14] Hori**
*Never mind. I'll get it myself.*
**[16:31] Miyamura**
Here.
**[16:32] Hori**
Th-Thank you.
**[16:44] _Sign**
We found each other
**[16:50] Hori**
Hey, Miyamura...
**[16:59] Miyamura**
Hmm?
**[17:00] Miyamura**
What is it, Hori-san?
**[17:04] Hori**
Nothing.
**[17:12] Miyamura**
Sorry, I was daydreaming.
**[17:14] Hori**
Are you okay?
**[17:16] Hori**
What's got you so spaced out?
**[17:21] Miyamura**
All of...
**[17:23] Miyamura**
All of the coincidences that had to
happen to make this moment possible.
**[17:27] Miyamura**
If even one hadn't happen, the world
might be completely different.
**[17:35] Hori**
If that's true...
**[17:37] Hori**
Maybe it was destiny
that brought us together like this.
**[17:44] Miyamura**
Maybe.
**[17:47] Hori**
*I bet that no matter what we'd done,*
**[17:53] Hori**
*we would have found each other.*
**[17:56] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[18:03] Hori**
*Every day was new and different.*
**[18:08] Hori**
*I won't pretend I remember all of it.*
**[18:12] Hori**
* Most of the memories have*
* faded and vanished,*
**[18:16] Hori**
* but many are just as vivid*
* as the day they happened.*
**[18:19] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[18:20] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[18:22] Hori**
*I'm sure they're always going to be.*
**[18:22] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[18:24] _Sign**
Katagiri High School 63rd Graduation Ceremony
**[18:28] Hori**
*And starting now...*
**[18:33] Hori**
Miyamura.
**[18:34] Hori**
We're going out for sushi today. Wanna come?
**[18:38] Miyamura**
Yeah!
**[18:39] Hori**
Okay! Let's go!
**[18:41] Hori**
Kyosuke will be glad to have you.
**[18:43] Hori**
He'll be obnoxious, of course.
**[18:44] Miyamura**
Great!
**[18:46] Hori**
*We're closer than before.*
**[18:48] Hori**
* We used to be so shy we couldn't*
* look each other in the eye.*
**[18:55] Hori**
*But now we can laugh together*
**[18:58] Hori**
* and touch, even*
* without a particular reason.*
**[19:02] Hori**
* I don't really know what*
* we're thinking when we do.*
**[19:08] Hori**
*Even now, I'm still not sure.*
**[19:12] Hori**
*Saying "life" feels a little overblown.*
**[19:15] Hori**
*You might laugh at that.*
**[19:18] Hori**
*But if we can walk the path ahead together,*
**[19:24] Hori**
*I think that would be so wonderful.*
**[19:28] Hori**
*When you look down at your own shadow,*
**[19:31] Hori**
*don't forget that I'm by your side.*
**[19:36] Hori**
* Don't forget that there's*
* a light shining on you.*
**[19:41] Hori**
*And when I hang my head,*
**[19:43] Hori**
*I'd like you to remind me*
**[19:47] Hori**
*that I'm not alone.*
**[19:50] Hori**
*Tell me.*
**[19:55] Hori**
*Hey, Miyamura.*
**[19:57] Hori**
*The sky looks so blue today.*
**[20:01] Hori**
*It feels like we could go wherever we want.*
**[20:07] Hori**
*I've never known the world like this.*
**[20:12] Hori**
* I never knew there was*
* something so steadfast inside me.*
**[20:25] Hori**
Come on, Miyamura!
**[20:32] Hori**
* Look how pretty the cherry*
* blossoms are, Miyamura.*
**[20:36] Hori**
*There's a gentle breeze.*
**[20:38] Hori**
*Thank you for helping me see so much.*
**[20:42] Hori**
*I'm overjoyed.*
**[20:45] Hori**
* The words to describe it would be*
* so ephemeral they might just fly away.*
**[20:48] Hori**
*So, just like the petals falling around us,*
**[20:51] Hori**
*I want to take my time letting you know.*
***SIGN*** Journey
Katagiri High School
**[22:34] Hori**
*Miyamura?*
**[22:36] Hori**
*Oh, sorry. Were you asleep?*
**[22:39] Miyamura**
No, I'm awake.
**[22:42] Miyamura**
It's okay.
**[22:43] Miyamura**
Really?
**[22:45] Miyamura**
Yeah.
**[22:47] Miyamura**
Okay.
**[22:48] Miyamura**
I'm not sure I get why,
but I just need to come, right?
**[22:53] Miyamura**
Okay.
**[23:02] Miyamura**
* Shortcake, Mont Blanc crêpes,*
* cheesecake, choux cream...*
**[23:10] Miyamura**
Okay, I'm ready!
**[23:10] _Sign**
Fell back asleep!!
**[23:12] _Sign**
4 hours late
**[23:14] Sota**
Hey, it's my bro!
**[23:17] Miyamura**
H-H-H-H-Hori-san?
**[23:20] Sota**
She was saying you're really late.
**[23:23] Miyamura**
Oh, is that all?
**[23:25] Miyamura**
We had our graduation ceremony yesterday,
**[23:28] Miyamura**
so we were gonna take it easy today.
**[23:31] Miyamura**
I brought some cakes. Want one?
**[23:33] Sota**
Cake?
**[23:34] Sota**
Do you have chocolate?
**[23:36] Miyamura**
Oops... No, sorry.
**[23:39] Hori**
You're here, Miyamura.
**[23:41] _Sign**
JOLT
**[23:43] MIyamura**
Y-Yes! Sorry for being late.
**[23:46] MIyamura**
I, uh, brought cake!
**[23:49] MIyamura**
Maybe we can all have some...
**[23:53] _Sign**
Silence
**[23:53] MIyamura**
*Is she angry?*
**[23:56] Hori**
Okay.
**[23:57] Miyamura**
Great. I'll go get some plates.
**[24:01] Sota**
I'll bring the cakes.
**[24:05] Miyamura**
Hori-san?
**[24:07] Hori**
I've never done this before.
**[24:10] Miyamura**
What?
**[24:11] Sota**
Hey, can I have the strawberry one?
**[24:14] Miyamura**
Oh, sure. Whichever you like.
**[24:27] Hori**
Wh-What do you think?
**[24:30] _Sign**
She gave up the girly style!
**[24:32] Miyamura**
It looks great!
**[24:34] Hori**
L-Liar! You hesitated!
**[24:37] Miyamura**
I mean it! It looks really great on you!
**[24:39] Hori**
They didn't understand what I asked for!
***SIGN*** About this long
**[24:42] Hori**
I didn't think they'd cut it this short!
**[24:45] Miyamura**
Easy, easy...
**[24:47] (Flashback) Miyamura**
You look cute with short hair.
**[24:52] Hori**
I wanted you to be the first person
to see it. That's why I called you.
**[24:58] Hori**
I look like a boy.
**[25:00] Hori**
Are you sure you don't mind?
**[25:04] Miyamura**
I was thinking of getting a haircut, too.
**[25:07] Hori**
Liar.
**[25:08] Miyamura**
No, it's true.
**[25:13] Sota**
Dad, we got cake!
**[25:16] Hori**
Oh, it's Kyosuke. Welcome home.
**[25:18] Kyosuke**
Yeah...
**[25:20] Kyosuke**
What gives? Are you breaking up?
**[25:24] Hori**
Where'd that come from?
**[25:26] Kyosuke**
Miyamura-kun, did something happen?
**[25:28] Miyamura**
I went to the salon where
Hori-san usually goes.
**[25:31] Kyosuke**
So it's no big deal?
**[25:34] Miyamura**
She wanted to normalize our hair lengths.
**[25:38] Kyosuke**
Gals and guys can have their hair
however long they want.
**[25:41] Kyosuke**
She gets hung up on the weirdest stuff.
**[25:43] Hori**
What was that?
**[25:44] Miyamura**
She paid to have it done.
**[25:46] Kyosuke**
Oh?
**[25:48] Kyosuke**
Kyoko-chan, your dad
might need a haircut, too.
**[25:51] Hori**
Okay, then cut it.
**[25:53] Kyosuke**
So cold!
**[25:54] Miyamura**
I've never had my hair this short
before, so it's kinda funny.
**[25:58] Kyosuke**
Feels awkward, does it?
**[26:00] Miyamura**
A little...
**[26:04] Miyamura**
When I'm with Hori-san, I get to
have all sorts of new experiences.
**[26:07] Kyosuke**
It's great that you and Kyoko match.
**[26:10] Kyosuke**
Maybe I really should get a haircut.
**[26:12] Hori**
Should I cut it for you?
**[26:14] Kyosuke**
Maybe not.
**[26:15] Miyamura**
Hori-san!