E4 - Nighttime Calls Are Super Ticklish

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[00:10] Tsubasa
    Ouch.
[00:15] Tsubasa
    Can I really get to school in this blizzard?
[00:20] Tsubasa
    Especially with my muscles so
    sore from skiing yesterday.
[00:24] Grandma
    The land of Hokkaido will test your resolve.
[00:26] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[00:28] Grandma
    You must endure the blizzard
    to become a true citizen!
[00:33] Tsubasa
    Grandma...
[00:35] Tsubasa
    I'll do my best!
[00:38] Tsubasa
    See you later!
[01:03] Tsubasa
    No way, no way, no way!
[01:07] Tsubasa
    It's just too cold!
[01:09] Tsubasa
    My muscles are so sore!
[01:11] Tsubasa
    The snow is stabbing my face! It hurts!
[01:15] Tsubasa
    It's more than cold. It's piercing!
[01:19] Tsubasa
    Everything is white and I can't see ahead!
[01:23] Tsubasa
    I can't even walk right.
[01:25] Tsubasa
    I'm practically trapped!
[01:33] Tsubasa
    I bet Fuyuki-san walks to school like
    normal, even on days like these.
[01:49] Tsubasa
    Okay.
[01:51] Tsubasa
    Whoa! I'm sorry!
[01:57] Tsubasa
    I'm gonna die.
[02:04] Tsubasa
    Right. Life flashes before your eyes.
[02:09] Tsubasa
    Farewell, Hokkaido.
[02:12] Tsubasa
    Farewell, my life!
[02:14] Minami
    What the heck are you doin'?!
[02:16] Minami
    You can't walk around in
    a blizzard! That's wack!
[02:20] Minami
    Get in the car with me.
[02:22] Tsubasa
    Sure. Is this... the afterlife?
[02:26] Minami
    Just hurry up and get in!
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are Super Adorable!
SIGN    Super Cute Angels ♥
SIGN    Hokkaido Gals Are
SIGN    Boom!
SIGN    Super Adorable
SIGN    Episode 4:
    Nighttime Calls Are Super Ticklish
SIGN    Episode 4:
    Nighttime Calls Are Super Ticklish
[04:06] Tsubasa
    G-Good morning.
    I'm sorry to trouble you.
[04:11] Minami
    Mom, you can get rolling now.
[04:14] Mai
    Okey-dokey!
[04:16] Mai
    It's really freezing today.
    Just relax and make yourself at home.
[04:23] Tsubasa
    Another gyaru!
[04:25] Tsubasa
    And it's... her mother?
[04:27] Tsubasa
    Not sister, but mother?!
[04:29] Tsubasa
    She looks exactly like Fuyuki-san!
[04:32] Tsubasa
    Now that's a strong bloodline!
[04:35] Minami
    Tsubasa lives in a mansion, so I bet
    our car is way too cramped for him.
[04:40] Tsubasa
    No, that isn't true.
[04:42] Mai
    Huh? Is this the rich kid in the castle
    that you keep talking about, Mii?
[04:47] Tsubasa
    R-Rich kid?
[04:49] Mai
    Aww! If I'd known,
    I would've gotten all made up first.
[04:54] Minami
    Come on, Mom! Quit trying to up-pick Tsubasa!
[04:57] Tsubasa
    Up-pick?
[04:58] Mai
    All right, all right! So you are the
    Tsubasa I keep hearing about. Huh...
[05:03] Tsubasa
    Why does this make me feel so anxious?
[05:05] Mai
    So, Tsubasa-kun, do you have
    a girlfriend back home?
[05:09] Tsubasa
    Gir—!?
[05:09] Minami
    Why are you overreacting?
[05:12] Tsubasa
    Ow, ow, ow!
[05:12] Minami
    Huh? Oh, sorry! Are you okay?
[05:16] Tsubasa
    Yeah, I'm just sore.
[05:20] Tsubasa
    I used a lot of muscles in ski
    class that I usually don't.
[05:24] Minami
    Oh, dear.
[05:26] Minami
    M'kay, I guess that means...
[05:29] Minami
    I guess I shouldn't get too
    rough with you, Tsubasa.
[05:33] Tsubasa
    Don't say it like that!
[05:36] Mai
    You've def got the stamina though, Mii.
[05:38] Mai
    You could pound at it all
    day long without a break.
[05:41] Tsubasa
    Mom sounds like trouble, too.
[05:44] Tsubasa
    You seem all right, Fuyuki-san.
[05:46] Minami
    Yeah, I'm totally fine.
[05:48] Tsubasa
    O-Oh, okay.
[05:51] Tsubasa
    Um... Well, no, I don't have a girlfriend.
[05:55] Mai
    Aw, what a waste!
[05:58] Tsubasa
    It's okay.
[05:58] Tsubasa
    What does she mean a waste?!
[06:00] Mai
    How about my Mii, then? Isn't she adorable?
[06:03] Minami
    Jeez, Mom! You're embarrassing
    me! Seriously, cut it out!
[06:07] Tsubasa
    This is just like the first
    time I met Fuyuki-san.
[06:11] Mai
    But isn't Tsubasa-kun adorable?
    He looks just like your papa!
[06:15] Mai
    Your Mama hasn't felt this
    tingly in a long time!
[06:18] Mai
    Mii and Tsuba-chi, like a bee and honey!
    You'd make such an adorable couple!
[06:23] Tsubasa
    She's getting so carried away,
    I don't know how to respond!
[06:27] Minami
    Mom...
[06:33] Mai
    Uh... Hey now, you don't
    need to get that angry.
[06:37] Mai
    I'm just happy to meet Tsuba-chi!
    I guess I got a little excited.
[06:40] Minami
    Hmph!
[06:41] Tsubasa
    So this is how Fuyuki-san
    acts when she's angry.
[06:44] Tsubasa
    She isn't scary at all,
    but I'd better be careful regardless.
[06:53] Mai
    Tsuba-chi, you're from Tokyo, right?
[06:56] Mai
    I bet you've never seen a
    blizzard like this before.
[06:58] Tsubasa
    I honestly don't understand
    why school isn't closed today.
[07:01] Minami
    I know, right?
[07:03] Minami
    But actually, this isn't nearly
    enough for that to happen.
[07:08] Tsubasa
    If it snowed this much in Tokyo,
[07:10] Tsubasa
    I think people would act like
    it was the end of the world.
[07:13] Minami
    Yeah, it would probably be on the news.
    But this is normal here.
[07:18] Mai
    I bet it doesn't seem normal
    when you're from Tokyo.
[07:21] Tsubasa
    One thing does surprise me, though.
[07:23] Minami
    Hmm?
[07:25] Tsubasa
    The locals here are so used to the cold,
[07:27] Tsubasa
    I thought they'd be out and
    about even in weather like this.
[07:30] Minami & Mai
    Not a chance!
[07:38] Mai
    Most kids who don't take the
    bus or train to school
[07:41] Mai
    get their parents or
    someone to drop them off.
[07:43] Tsubasa
    Oh, really?
[07:45] Mai
    Yeah, especially in winter.
[07:48] Minami
    I want to look good,
    so I usually dress light.
[07:51] Minami
    But it gets straight-up cold in winter,
    so I don't want to go outside.
[07:54] Tsubasa
    Really?
[07:56] Tsubasa
    So when Grandma said "true citizen of
    Hokkaido," what did she actually mean?
[08:01] Mai
    But dressing for winter is way expensive,
    so your wallet might freeze to death first.
[08:07] Mai
    Boots and coats and stuff. And the winter
    is long, so clothing expenses are crazy.
[08:12] Minami
    I can't afford any of the clothes I want
    on my allowance, so I want to get a job!
[08:17] Mai
    You're too young for a job, Mii.
[08:18] Minami
    Huh? Why though?
[08:20] Mai
    Papa says so, too.
[08:23] Tsubasa
    They seem like a close-knit family.
[08:25] Tsubasa
    But it must be tough being a
    gyaru in Hokkaido. Still...
[08:29] Tsubasa
    You're both beautiful enough
    just the way you are now.
[08:42] Mai
    Tsu... Tsuba-chi!
    Flattery will get you nowhere!
[08:46] Minami
    Seriously, Tsubasa.
    Sometimes he says stuff like that.
[08:50] Tsubasa
    Oh, crap! I said it out loud again!
[08:57] Mai
    We're here.
[08:59] Tsubasa
    Thank you very much.
    You really saved me out there.
[09:04] Mai
    Isn't your house close to ours, Tsuba-chi?
[09:07] Tsubasa
    Yes. It's about a ten minute walk.
[09:10] Mai
    M'kay. Then next time a blizzard
    comes, I'll give you a ride.
[09:14] Tsubasa
    Is that all right? That would really help!
[09:17] Mai
    All good, all good. Just let Mii know.
[09:20] Tsubasa
    All right. Thank you very much!
[09:26] Tsubasa
    Ow!
[09:28] Mai
    Laters!
[09:30] Tsubasa
    Ah, yes! See you later.
[09:34] Mai
    Mii.
[09:35] Minami
    What?
[09:36] Mai
    That was one fine play you made back there.
[09:44] Minami
    Just a little one, I guess.
[09:46] Minami
    Bye-bye!
[09:50] Minami
    Tsubasa! Let's run to class for shelter!
[09:53] Tsubasa
    Ow! There's snow in my eye!
    My muscles hurt so much!
[09:58] Mai
    Even during a blizzardy winter,
    it's still springtime for some.
[10:15] Minami
    Are you okay? Want a hand?
[10:17] Tsubasa
    No, I'm fine.
[10:21] Tsubasa
    It's Akino-san.
[10:24] Minami
    Sayuri-chan!
[10:26] Minami
    Morning!
[10:27] Akino
    Wait—!
[10:33] Akino
    Fuyuki... I'll never forgive you for that.
[10:36] Minami
    Huh? What's wrong, Sayuri-chan?
[10:39] Tsubasa
    Are your muscles sore, too, Akino-san?
[10:43] Akino
    You, too, Shiki?
[10:44] Tsubasa
    Pretty much all over.
[10:47] Akino
    I totally get you!
[10:49] Akino
    That was way too much for beginners like us.
[10:53] Tsubasa
    Definitely.
[10:55] Minami
    Not fair!
    Quit acting so friendly without me!
[10:59] Akino
    We're not acting that friendly, though. 
    Right, Shiki?
[11:04] Tsubasa
    Uh, yeah. Not super friendly, at least.
[11:10] Minami
    Now I wanna get sore muscles, too!
[11:22] Minami
    So, Tsubasa, it looks like you finally
    got a cardigan and blanket and stuff.
[11:25] Tsubasa
    Yeah. It's tough to live
    in Hokkaido without them,
[11:29] Tsubasa
    and I felt bad borrowing
    from you all the time.
[11:32] Minami
    Huh? You didn't need to worry about that.
[11:37] Minami
    M'kay, but how about these?
[11:40] Minami
    Got warmers with you?
[11:47] Tsubasa
    I didn't bring any.
[11:50] Tsubasa
    I caught a glimpse of why
    Fuyuki-san can dress so light!
[11:54] Minami
    I'll lend you some, then.
    Feel free to use them.
[11:57] Minami
    The cold weather in Kitami is no joke!
[12:00] Tsubasa
    Oh. Thank you.
[12:06] Tsubasa
    This is such a strange feeling, though.
[12:09] Tsubasa
    I never imagined myself getting along
    so well with a gyaru like Fuyuki-san.
[12:15] Tsubasa
    This would have been unthinkable
    back when I was in Tokyo.
[12:19] Minami
    I need to get some new lipstick soon.
[12:22] Tsubasa
    M'kay, so why not buy one after class?
[12:24] Minami
    Oh!
[12:24] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[12:25] Minami
    You just said "m'kay"!
    You're using Hokkaido dialect!
[12:32] Tsubasa
    Huh? Oh. You're right.
[12:34] Minami
    I bet you picked it up from me!
    That kinda makes me happy.
[12:38] Minami
    Now you're a Hokkaido local
    just like us, Tsuba-cha.
[12:41] Tsubasa
    Oh, yeah? A Hokkaido local...
[12:46] Akino
    Shiki.
[12:50] Akino
    You shouldn't count on Fuyuki as an example.
[12:52] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[12:54] Akino
    You must have noticed, right?
[12:56] Akino
    How exceptional Fuyuki is, in a lot of ways.
[13:01] Minami
    What are you talking about?
    I'm pure Hokkaido, born and raised!
[13:06] Akino
    Well, so am I!
[13:08] Akino
    But I don't use a lot of the local dialect
    and I don't have much of an accent.
[13:13] Akino
    I'm not very good at skiing or winter sports.
    And there are a lot of locals like me.
[13:20] Tsubasa
    Akino-san never speaks up like that.
    It looks like it deflated her.
[13:25] Minami
    But my family and relatives in
    Sapporo all use Hokkaido dialect.
[13:30] Akino
    Most of my relatives don't.
[13:32] Akino
    It's basically just my
    grandpa and grandma that do.
[13:36] Tsubasa
    It's probably different depending
    on location, family, and age.
[13:42] Tsubasa
    Akino-san, is that...
[13:44] Akino
    Oh! You noticed?
    Yeah, I thought I might as well bring it.
[13:47] Akino
    But if you aren't really into it,
    we don't have to do it.
[13:51] Tsubasa
    Huh? Of course I do!
[13:53] Tsubasa
    I want to do it with you, Akino-san!
[14:00] Akino
    Shiki, you're too innocent!
[14:03] Tsubasa
    Akino-san is my professor now.
    Do you want to become a pupil, too?
[14:07] Minami
    I do, I do! I don't know what
    she's a professor of, but I'm in!
[14:10] Tsubasa
    Hear that, Professor?
[14:14] Minami
    So can I join you guys?
[14:20] Akino
    Yeah, sure.
[14:21] Akino
    Let's meet at Tobu after class, then.
[14:24] Minami
    All right! I'm super excited!
[14:26] Tsubasa
    Tobu?
[14:35] Minami
    That's the fashion section
    and here's the food court.
[14:40] Minami
    And there's a grocery
    store with tons of meat!
[14:42] Tsubasa
    Huh... This place is huge.
[14:46] Akino
    Aren't the stores in Tokyo fancier, though?
[14:48] Tsubasa
    Yeah, but this seems a little different
    from your average shopping mall.
[14:54] Minami
    Oh? What's different?
[14:55] Tsubasa
    This is more spacious.
[14:57] Akino
    Well, yeah. There's a lot of land.
[15:00] Tsubasa
    The atmosphere isn't as busy,
    so you can kind of relax.
[15:05] Akino
    You think so?
[15:06] Minami
    Sounds like it.
[15:08] Minami
    Ah! Stop! No!
[15:10] Tsubasa
    A little more! Run!
[15:11] Akino
    Left, left! Ah, watch out!
[15:13] Akino
    Yes! Right there! Grenade!
[15:24] Akino
    Yay!
[15:26] Minami
    Yay!
[15:30] Tsubasa
    I need the bathroom.
[15:32] Minami
    That way and then turn left.
[15:35] Akino
    We'll be here.
[15:39] Minami
    Hey, hey, hey!
[15:39] Akino
    What now?
[15:41] Minami
    Wanna check cosmetics on the way out?
[15:44] Minami
    I know you love that stuff, Sayurin!
[15:46] Akino
    S-Sayurin?!
[15:47] Minami
    Yeah! Sayuri, so Sayurin, right?
[15:50] Minami
    Wanna go? Let's go!
[15:53] Akino
    Mm-hmm.
[15:54] Akino
    Color contacts are expensive,
    so maybe we can buy some together.
[15:58] Minami
    Oh, nice! We can share them!
[16:01] Minami
    I also want to get lipstick
    and buy some shampoo.
[16:07] Akino
    Fuyuki, you know,
[16:10] Akino
    you're actually a real nice gal.
[16:16] Akino
    Sorry I act so grouchy to you at school.
[16:20] Minami
    It's okay! It never even bothered me.
[16:23] Minami
    Oh, he's back.
SIGN    ular Cosmetics
SIGN    Make Up Accessories
SIGN    Bathroom Supplies         Shampoo
SIGN    Popular Cos
[16:42] Minami
    I bought the shampoo that Tsubasa picked!
[16:45] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[16:46] Akino
    Got the contacts Shiki approved, too.
[16:48] Tsubasa
    Ah... Sorry in advance
    if they don't look right!
[16:52] Minami & Akino
    All good!
[16:54] Minami
    Ah, we synced!
[16:56] Minami
    I love it!
[16:59] Tsubasa
    Uh, we'd better start heading home.
[17:02] Akino
    I guess you're right.
[17:05] Minami
    Oh, that's right!
[17:06] Minami
    Before we go, why don't
    the three of us do that?
SIGN    Natural Beauty
    Lovable Fair Skin
SIGN    Cute
    8 Pictures
[17:10] Minami
    How about this one?
[17:11] Akino
    Fine with me. But Shiki?
[17:13] Tsubasa
    Huh?
[17:13] Minami
    Aww, come on.
[17:14] Tsubasa
    Um... okay.
SIGN    Let's hang out again soon ♥
SIGN    We're All Super Adorable
SIGN    Minami
SIGN    Tsuba-cha
SIGN    hilar lol
SIGN    Sayurin
[17:42] Tsubasa
    Wait. Is English homework due in class?
[17:48] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san probably knows.
SIGN    Do we turn English homework
    in during class?
    Not sure what I'm supposed
    to do.
SIGN    Minami
SIGN    Tsuba-cha
SIGN    hilar lol
SIGN    Sayurin
[18:01] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san? That was fast!
SIGN    Taking a half bath
SIGN    Taking a half bath!
[18:06] Tsubasa
    S-Sorry. When you get out,
    could you tell me—
[18:11] Tsubasa
    Huh?
SIGN    Just like this
[18:14] Minami
    Well then, how is Tsubasa gonna react?
[18:18] Minami
    I bet he'll freak out!
[18:20] Minami
    Oh.
SIGN    Sorry I caught you in the bath.  That's a cute fox toy!
[18:33] Tsubasa
    What the hell?!
[18:35] Tsubasa
    There's no way I can concentrate on
    homework after seeing something like that!
[18:40] Minami
    I might have overdone it a little,
    but now I know I'll get a good reaction.
[18:45] Minami
    Yes!
SIGN    Wow, you truly are serious 
    about your beauty routine.
SIGN    With all the effort you 
    put into this one picture,
SIGN    your devotion becomes crystal clear!
[18:57] Tsubasa
    Was that the right response?
[19:01] Tsubasa
    Huh?
SIGN    Fuyuki-san
    Incoming Call
[19:02] Tsubasa
    Huh? She's calling?!
[19:04] Tsubasa
    Sh-Should I answer?
[19:10] Tsubasa
    Hello?
[19:12] Tsubasa
    My more rational option,
    to ignore it, was found killed in action.
[19:15] Minami
    Are you seeing this?
[19:19] Minami
    Hey.
[19:21] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san!
    Th-The bu— You're in the bath?!
[19:24] Tsubasa
    You can't do a video call there!
[19:25] Minami
    Now that's the reaction I was expecting.
[19:28] Minami
    Your face is bright red.
[19:30] Tsubasa
    Huh?! It's showing me...
[19:33] Tsubasa
    It isn't?
[19:35] Minami
    Totally hilarious!
[19:36] Minami
    This is fun!
[19:40] Tsubasa
    She's hitting harder than usual!
[19:44] Tsubasa
    Any more of this and I have
    reason to fear for my life.
[19:48] Minami
    Hey, hey, Tsubasa.
    Do you soak in the bath every day?
[19:51] Tsubasa
    Yeah, I soak. I got out a little while ago.
[19:54] Minami
    Yeah? Other than me and Mom,
    everyone here goes every other day.
[19:58] Minami
    They shower every day, though.
[20:00] Tsubasa
    Really? Since it's so cold, I figured
    you'd soak in the tub every day.
[20:05] Minami
    I guess my dad doesn't sweat much,
    and the power bills would be insane,
[20:09] Minami
    so he said going every day is cray-cray.
[20:11] Tsubasa
    But if you and your mom take a bath every
    day, doesn't that defeat the purpose?
[20:16] Minami
    Half baths aren't nearly as bad, though.
[20:18] Tsubasa
    Budgeting utilities in the
    winter must be tricky.
[20:21] Minami
    Now that I think of it, our family used
    to go on hot spring trips all the time.
[20:25] Tsubasa
    Hot springs sound nice!
[20:27] Minami
    There are a bunch of them in Kitami,
    so you should try some out.
[20:29] Tsubasa
    Yeah! I'll check them out.
[20:31] Minami
    Or would you rather go together, with me?
[20:37] Tsubasa
    Okay, you're not going to rattle
    me this time, Fuyuki-san.
[20:40] Minami
    Aww, you're no fun!
[20:44] Minami
    Anyway, what are you doing now, Tsuba-cha?
[20:46] Tsubasa
    English homework.
    I was doing today's assignment.
[20:50] Tsubasa
    Oh, right. We have to turn
    this in tomorrow, don't we?
[20:54] Tsubasa
    I wanted to ask about that...
[20:55] Minami
    Oh, crap! I haven't even
    started the first page ye—
[21:00] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san? Ah!
[21:21] Tsubasa
    What happened, Fuyuki-san? Are you okay?
SIGN    Fuyuki-san
    In Call
[21:24] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san?
[21:26] Minami
    Did you see?
[21:29] Tsubasa
    Huh? See what?
[21:30] Minami
    Just now.
[21:31] Tsubasa
    Sorry, no. I was surprised
    and almost dropped my phone.
[21:37] Minami
    Okay. I have to get out
    so I should probably go.
[21:41] Tsubasa
    Ah, sure.
[21:42] Tsubasa
    See you tomorrow, then.
[21:47] Tsubasa
    What's up with Fuyuki-san?
[21:50] Tsubasa
    Was the homework that much of a shock to her?
[22:01] Minami
    I shouldn't try things I'm not used to.
[22:06] Mai
    Mii, you out?
[22:08] Mai
    I want to get in the bath.
[22:10] Mai
    What's wrong? Feeling lightheaded?
[22:12] Minami
    No. Well...
[22:15] Minami
    maybe a little bit.
[22:22] Tsubasa
    The next day,
[22:24] Tsubasa
    Fuyuki-san didn't turn her homework in on time,
    so she got in trouble with the teacher.