E1 - My First Confession Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Sakura Second Middle School      Entrance Ceremony SIGN    Hitori     Bocchi [00:42] Bocchi     Today, I finally start middle school. [00:47] Bocchi     Get rid of school! [00:51] Bocchi     New friends? A new life? [00:54] Bocchi     This was the start of my     middle school life all alone. SIGN    My SIGN    My First SIGN    My First Confession [01:03] Bocchi     Why do we have this system     that makes us change schools? [01:07] Bocchi     Can't elementary school just last nine years? SIGN    New Students * Meet your homeroom teacher in your classroom, and— * Introductions * Receive Your Textbooks [01:20] Bocchi     Introductions... [01:24] Bocchi     Introductions! [01:27] PE     Hey, are you all right? [01:30] Bocchi     Oh, uh, I... [01:33] PE     A-Are you sure you're all right? [01:35] Bocchi     I'm fine! [01:38] PE     Are you sure?! [01:40] Bocchi     The reason I didn't want to become     a middle schooler so badly [01:46] Bocchi     was because of a promise I made [01:48] ---     with the only friend I had,     and I'm bad with people. [01:52] (Flashback) Kai     Listen, Bocchi. [01:54] (Flashback) Kai     We're going to be in     different middle schools, SIGN    Yawara     Kai     (Childhood Friend) [01:56] (Flashback) Kai     so you need to make an effort     to make other friends. [01:59] (Flashback) Bocchi     But... [02:00] (Flashback) Kai     So to help! [02:01] (Flashback) Kai     I've decided to cut ties with you [02:04] (Flashback) ---     until you befriend everyone in your     class while you're in middle school. [02:08] (Flashback) Bocchi     Huh?! That's impossible! [02:10] (Flashback) Kai     It's not impossible! [02:12] (Flashback) Kai     Promise me. [02:13] (Flashback) Kai     Promise that you'll make lots of friends,      so we can be friends again. [02:18] (Flashback) Bocchi     Kai-chan... [02:21] (Flashback) Kai     I'll give you this do-your-best fairy! [02:25] Bocchi     Kai-chan, it's impossible for     someone like me to make friends. [02:31] Bocchi     So... SIGN    Strategy Notebook I'm going to be her friend again!! [02:38] Bocchi     I created strategies to fulfill our     promise without making any friends! [02:42] Bocchi     "Number one..." SIGN    Get Rid of Middle Schools [02:44] Bocchi     "Get rid of middle schools." [02:47] Bocchi     That failed. [02:49] Bocchi     "Number two..." [02:52] Bocchi     Oh, this strategy might work! [02:58] Bocchi     Our promise was to befriend     everyone in my class. [03:03] Bocchi     Class size doesn't matter, though. [03:05] Bocchi     Which means if I have zero classmates, SIGN    Class 1, Year 1 SIGN    Hitori Bocchi SIGN    End SIGN    Class 1, Year 1          Hitori Bocchi          End [03:10] Bocchi     then I can say I've befriended     everyone in my class! SIGN    New Year 1 Class Assignments [03:15] Bocchi     Class 1 is certain to be big. [03:17] Bocchi     So please don't let me be in Class 1. [03:21] Bocchi     Please don't let me be in Class 1. SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      [03:23] Bocchi     Please don't... SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      SIGN    1 Kawai Ino      2 Tsuyoshi Nozomi      3 Minagawa Rau      4 Sunao Nako      5 Hitori Bocchi      6 Ooichi Shiki      7 Inakana Mari      [03:25] ---     I'm in Class 1. [03:41] Bocchi     Twenty-nine people... [03:47] Bocchi     It's calming back here. [03:49] Bocchi     Wait, this isn't the time for that. [03:54] Bocchi     What's this? [03:56] Bocchi     This time, it'll work! [04:00] Bocchi     The entrance ceremony just ended,     so no one's come here yet. SIGN    Notice: Class 1 Abolished Class 1 has been abolished, so we kindly ask that you all transfer schools. [04:08] Bocchi     I'll have everyone else move away. [04:10] Bocchi     Then... [04:12] Bocchi     I'm Hitori Bocchi! [04:14] Bocchi     I've become friends with everyone here! [04:18] Bocchi     Perfect. [04:20] Nosaki     What's this poster? [04:23] Notsugi     "Class 1 Abolished"? [04:25] Notsugi     What's this? [04:27] Nosaki     Someone's prank? [04:28] Notsugi     This is crazy! [04:31] Bocchi     I got carried away! [04:33] Bocchi     Was that a crime? Will I be arrested?! [04:36] Notsugi     Looks like this is going to be a fun class. [04:39] Nosaki     Seems fun, yeah. [04:42] Banto     Oh, "Class 1 Abolished"? [04:44] Reito     Are we going to become     Super Class 1 or something? [04:46] Reito     I'm excited! [04:48] Bocchi     Huh? They're all okay with it? [04:50] Aru     What is this?! [04:52] Kako     Looks like there's someone fun in Class 1. [04:54] Bocchi     No, this isn't... [04:57] Ito     I'm shy, so I'm glad this     class is going to be fun. [05:01] Yanai     I'm shy, too. [05:03] Yanai     Nice to meet you. [05:05] Bocchi     This isn't good at all! SIGN    Opposite SIGN    Effect [05:09] Bocchi     Strategy number three failed, too. [05:11] Bocchi     Even worse, it's strengthened class unity. [05:16] Bocchi     Kai-chan, I can't do this anymore. [05:19] Bocchi     Strategy four, [05:20] Bocchi     four is... [05:22] Bocchi     My final strategy! SIGN    Strategy!     All of     humanity is      my friend!     So I'll be fine! [05:24] Bocchi     "All of humanity is my friend!" [05:29] Bocchi     I'm finished. [05:30] Bocchi     This is the one I wrote while     feeling good last night. SIGN    I'll uphold my promise with Kai-chan and become friends with her again! Do your best, do your best! [05:36] Bocchi     "I'll uphold my promise with Kai-chan     and become friends with her again!" [05:43] (Flashback) Kai     It'll be all right. [05:44] (Flashback) Kai     I believe in you. [05:46] (Flashback) Kai     After all, you've never     once broken a promise! [05:50] (Flashback) Bocchi     Kai-chan... [05:52] (Flashback) Kai     I think. [05:54] Bocchi     Kai-chan, you just said that     in the moment, didn't you? [05:58] Bocchi     This notebook was a mistake. [06:01] Bocchi     My promise was to befriend everyone. [06:04] Bocchi     I really do just have to give it my best try! [06:11] Bocchi     I'll open this door and give     a big greeting to everyone. [06:15] Bocchi     That's where I'll start! [06:17] Bocchi     Right here! [06:23] Bocchi     I just can't do it. [06:25] Bocchi     I've never even seen someone greet     everyone at the door in a drama! [06:29] Ito     I'm shy! [06:32] Bocchi     That girl's shy, just like me. [06:35] Bocchi     So I guess I shouldn't call out to her! [06:38] Rau     Morning! [06:39] Kako     Whoa, we just met and you're so close! [06:42] Bocchi     That girl isn't shy like me. [06:46] Bocchi     So I guess I shouldn't call out to her! [06:50] Bocchi     There are all kinds of people here. [06:54] Bocchi     A foreigner? [06:56] Bocchi     What a pretty girl. SIGN    Sunao Nako [07:14] Bocchi     Sunao-san, huh? [07:18] Teruyo     Okay, is everybody here? [07:20] Teruyo     Well, now that the entrance     ceremony is all over, [07:23] Teruyo     let's start off with introductions. [07:25] Bocchi     This is it! [07:27] Rau     I'm Minagawa Rau. [07:29] Rau     I hope this proves to be a fun class. [07:31] Rau     Nice to meet you. [07:36] Bocchi     Introductions are an important     first step to making friends! [07:40] Bocchi     Very important! [07:41] Teruyo     Thank you. [07:43] Teruyo     Next up is... [07:46] Nako     Hello. I'm Sunao Nako. SIGN    Sunao      Nako [07:48] Nako     Nice to meet you. [07:51] Teruyo     Yes, thank you. [07:54] Teruyo     Now, next is... [07:55] Bocchi     Y-Yes! [07:57] Bocchi     Cheerful, now! Cheerful! [08:01] Bocchi     I-I-I-I-I... [08:12] Teruyo     Hitori-san? [08:21] Bocchi     Blegh! [08:29] Bocchi     Introductions are impossible for me. [08:32] Bocchi     Talking to someone else is     already torture as-is. [08:35] Bocchi     For now, though, I need to try talking to     the person in the seat in front of me. [08:43] Bocchi     Sunao-san, was it? [08:46] Bocchi     She's kind of scary, but     I need to speak to her. [09:10] Bocchi     My leg cramped! [09:13] Bocchi     Five seconds! [09:14] Bocchi     I'll rest five seconds,     then try speaking to her. [09:16] Bocchi     One, two, three, four... [09:22] ---     Five! [09:23] Bocchi     Six, seven, seven, eight... [09:29] Bocchi     Ah, I went too far! [09:31] Nako     What is it, Barf? [09:35] Bocchi     Barf?! [09:37] Bocchi     But more importantly! [09:39] Bocchi     She spoke to me! [09:44] Bocchi     How long has it been? [09:46] Bocchi     Since I conversed with someone my age... [09:49] Bocchi     Sunao-san... [09:50] Bocchi     She's such a nice... person. [09:56] Nako     What on earth?! [10:12] Bocchi     My great-grandmother said [10:13] Bocchi     this is good for your throat. [10:16] Bocchi     G-Grandmother... [10:18] Nako     Who are you calling grand—? [10:21] Bocchi     I... I'll give you one. [10:30] Nako     Do you want to be a gofer or something? [10:33] Bocchi     Gofer? [10:34] Nako     I don't really understand those kinds     of ideas, so could you go try someone else? [10:39] Bocchi     Gofer... [10:41] Bocchi     Would being a gofer count as being friends? [10:45] Nako     Huh? [10:46] Bocchi     I want to be friends... [10:50] Bocchi     With you. [10:51] Bocchi     But I don't know how to become one. [10:55] Bocchi     I'm sorry for bothering you. [11:11] Bocchi     I'm finished. [11:13] Bocchi     Now Kai-chan and I will never... [11:21] Bocchi     Huh? That's Sunao-san's... [11:26] (Flashback) Nako     Do you want to be a gofer or something? [11:30] Bocchi     Wh-What do I do?! [11:38] Teruyo     Okay. [11:39] Teruyo     Well, class starts tomorrow, so I hope     you'll all get along and do your best. [11:43] Class     Yes! [11:44] Bocchi     Get along... [11:50] Nako     Rain, huh? [11:51] Nako     I forgot my umbrella. [11:55] Nako     Hey... [11:57] Bocchi     Take mine. [11:58] Bocchi     I'm not doing this as a gofer. [12:00] Bocchi     It's just, you were coughing. [12:03] Bocchi     Also, take this. [12:04] Bocchi     You mustn't follow the downward spiral! [12:08] Nako     Ah, hey! What does that even mean?! [12:16] Bocchi     I ran. I ran. [12:18] Bocchi     In the end, I ran! [12:20] Bocchi     Kai-chan, I don't think I'll be able     to keep our promise after all. [12:23] Nako     Hey! [12:25] Bocchi     Sunao-san was a nice person. [12:28] Bocchi     She actually spoke to me. [12:30] Nako     Wait! [12:31] Nako     Barf! [12:33] Bocchi     Even after I threw up... [12:35] Nako     Come on, I asked you to wait! [12:41] Bocchi     Sunao-san? [12:42] Bocchi     I'm sorry! [12:43] Bocchi     I'm sorry! [12:44] Bocchi     I'm sorry! [12:46] Nako     Why are you apologizing? [12:47] Bocchi     Oh, umm, because you were swinging the     umbrella with an awful look on your face. [12:53] Nako     Huh? [12:55] Nako     Oh, I guess you're right. [13:01] Nako     If you only have one umbrella,     then we can just share it. [13:06] Nako     Also, this is for the juice, okay? [13:12] Bocchi     Sunao-sa— [13:13] Nako     Also! [13:13] Bocchi     Yes! [13:15] Nako     You should call me Nako. [13:18] Bocchi     Huh? [13:20] Nako     Well, umm... [13:22] Nako     I was happy when you said     you wanted to be friends. [13:26] Bocchi     Huh? [13:27] Nako     So you don't need to fret over me. [13:32] (Flashback) Kai     Listen, Bocchi. [13:34] (Flashback) Kai     The trick to making friends is     to start liking the other person. [13:40] Bocchi     Start liking... SIGN    Making Friends for Dummies [13:49] Bocchi     Liking, liking... [13:52] Bocchi     What do I do to start liking her? [13:57] Bocchi     Chat? [14:04] Bocchi     A good chat first starts     with a bright greeting. [14:08] Bocchi     Bright, bright... [14:14] Bocchi     Good morning, Nako-chan! [14:15] Nako     Ow! [14:17] Nako     What was that for?! [14:18] Bocchi     Oh, I was trying to give     you a bright greeting. [14:23] Nako     Really? [14:25] ---     Morning. [14:28] Bocchi     M-Morning, Nako-chan. [14:30] Nako     Is this on purpose? [14:32] Bocchi     It's not... [14:34] Nako     Then step back a bit. [14:36] Bocchi     Huh? [14:37] Nako     I said to get away from me. [14:39] Bocchi     Does that mean you hate me now? [14:43] Nako     No. [14:44] Nako     How did you reach that misunderstanding? [14:46] Nako     You want to greet me, right? [14:47] Bocchi     Yes! [14:48] Nako     Then move away from me. [14:51] Nako     More. [14:53] Nako     More. [14:55] Nako     Yes, right there! [14:57] Bocchi     Good morning, Nako-chan! [14:59] Nako     Good morning. [15:02] Nako     That doesn't feel silly to you? [15:04] Bocchi     I'm happy! [15:05] Nako     I see. [15:07] Bocchi     Umm, Nako-chan? [15:10] Nako     Hmm? [15:13] Bocchi     Uhh, I know! SIGN    Q: You always seem to be fiddling with your phone, Nako-chan, but what are you doing on it?! A: Texting -> To Right Hand A: News -> To Left Elbow A: Funny Videos -> To Right Ankle Q: Would it be possible to get your contact information? [15:15] Bocchi     I prepared several daily conversations     for a moment like this! SIGN    Conversations for Friendship SIGN    Encounters are once in a lifetime! [15:21] Bocchi     Uhh... [15:22] Bocchi     You always seem to be fiddling     with your phone, Nako-chan. [15:26] Nako     She's starting on something... [15:29] Bocchi     But what are you doing on it?! [15:32] Nako     Gaming. [15:33] Bocchi     Gaming? [15:34] Bocchi     Uhh, uhh, uhh... [15:38] Bocchi     I didn't include gaming in my options,     so can we skip past that? [15:41] Nako     What are you trying to do?! [15:44] Bocchi     Uhh, I don't really use my cell phone much. [15:48] Bocchi     Because I don't have any... [15:50] Bocchi     have any... friends. [15:53] Nako     Oh, does she want to exchange contact info? [15:57] Nako     So? [15:59] Bocchi     I don't have options for     that, so can we skip— [16:02] Nako     Don't skip it! [16:03] Nako     I told you, didn't I? [16:05] Nako     You don't need to fret over me. [16:07] Bocchi     But... [16:08] Nako     It's fine. [16:09] Nako     If you want to say something, just say it. [16:12] Bocchi     Then... [16:14] Bocchi     Would it be possible to get     your contact information? [16:19] Nako     Nope. [16:23] Bocchi     When I get home, I'm dying. [16:25] Nako     I was kidding! SIGN    Contact Info Exchanged [16:46] Nako & Phone     Say something! [16:49] Bocchi     Right! I need to chat with her more! [16:52] Bocchi     Uhh, to chat more, I should... [17:03] Bocchi     Please talk about something interesting. [17:05] Nako     That's the worst pass-off. [17:10] Screen & Bocchi     What are your favorite foods? [17:16] Screen & Nako     Sweet things. I don't like spicy stuff. [17:23] Screen & Bocchi     You're like a different person     through text, Nako-chan! [17:27] Nako     Stuff it! [17:29] Teruyo     U-Umm... [17:31] Nako     No, [17:33] ---     I'm sorry. [17:35] Screen & Bocchi     I'd like to use pictures like you do, too. [17:38] Screen & Nako     You mean emoji? [17:40] ---     You can pull them up by typing 'emoji'. [17:42] Screen & Bocchi     Oh, you're right! [17:44] Screen & Bocchi     Hold on. [17:49] Nako     A whole body? SIGN    Click click SIGN    Tap tap SIGN    Click click SIGN    Tap tap SIGN    Click click SIGN    Tap tap SIGN    Click click SIGN    Tap tap [18:13] Nako     All done! [18:15] Nako     Well, time to go home. [18:17] Bocchi     Oh, yes. [18:19] Nako     Thinking on it, our only proper     conversation was this morning. [18:23] Nako     Is it okay to leave things like this? [18:27] Nako     Would you stop fiddling with your     phone while you're walking already? [18:31] Bocchi     Nako-chan... [18:32] Nako     Hmm? [18:33] Bocchi     It's fun chatting over the phone, isn't it? [18:42] Nako     You okay? [18:43] Bocchi     Yes! [18:46] Nako     Hey! [18:49] Nako     Hold off on the phone     until you get home, okay? [18:52] Bocchi     Well... what are your favorite foods? [18:55] Nako     Another one of your options? [18:57] Nako     And this is the second time on that one. [18:58] Bocchi     Oh, that was my second     time using that question. [19:01] Nako     What a pain! [19:03] Bocchi     Then... do you have any dreams? [19:05] Nako     There are still more? [19:08] Nako     I have one, but it's a secret. [19:10] Bocchi     You have one, but it's a secret? [19:13] Nako     Wh-What? [19:23] Bocchi     Nako-chan! [19:25] Nako     Hmm? [19:27] Bocchi     It... [19:28] ---     looks I've started liking you! [19:32] Nako     Huh?! [19:33] Bocchi     So... [19:35] Bocchi     So will you be my friend?! [19:41] Nako     Are you telling me you thought     we weren't friends already? [19:45] Bocchi     Huh? [19:46] Bocchi     But I haven't gotten a "yes" from you yet. [19:51] Nako     You really are a bit of a weird one. [19:53] Bocchi     Huh? [19:54] Nako     You're eccentric, awkward, and kind. [19:58] Bocchi     I-I'm sorry. [19:59] Nako     It's not like I'm mad. [20:01] Bocchi     But I haven't been able to talk well. [20:06] Bocchi     I feel like I've been saying     nothing but strange things. [20:09] Nako     That's why I said you're eccentric, okay? [20:12] Nako     But that's the nice thing about you. [20:16] Bocchi     Umm, you mean...? [20:20] Nako     Do I have to make it obvious     for you to understand? [20:23] Nako     It's okay. [20:25] Nako     We can be friends. [20:27] Nako     I mean, we've already been friends     since what happened yesterday, dummy. [20:33] Bocchi     I'm really... [20:37] Bocchi     really... [20:43] Bocchi     glad! [20:48] Nako     This is because you're happy, right? [20:59] Bocchi     Oh, is this... [21:01] Nako     What is it this time? [21:02] Bocchi     I'm walking home together with [21:05] ---     a friend for the first time since     starting middle school, aren't I? [21:09] Nako     Weren't we together yesterday, too? [21:11] Bocchi     We weren't friends yet then! [21:13] Bocchi     I wasn't mentally prepared to     go home with a friend yesterday! [21:19] Nako     Mentally prepared? [21:20] Bocchi     Yes. [21:21] Bocchi     Uhh, so... SIGN    Umm! [21:36] Nako     Hmm? [21:37] Bocchi     I made a friend! [21:39] Nako     Me, right? [21:41] Bocchi     Yes! [21:42] Nako     You wanted to say that to somebody? [21:44] Bocchi     Yes. [21:46] Nako     You don't have anyone other     than me to say that to? [21:48] Bocchi     No! [21:57] Nako     Come on, let's go, Bocchi. [21:59] Bocchi     Yes, Nako-chan! [22:06] Bocchi     New friends? A new life? [22:14] Bocchi     This is [22:16] ---     the start of my middle school life. SIGN    Next Episode: SIGN    Actually, Thank You SIGN    Next episode: "Actually, Thank You."