39 - Seizure Robo! King Benten!!

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[00:00] Kaito
    We headed to the Tower of Bibel
    to take down Benten Kureha,
[00:04] Kaito
    the lone female member of the Seven Gods
    of Suits, who governs the Hiroshima area.
[00:09] Kaito
    We evaded lots of traps and
    made it to where Benten was,
[00:13] Kaito
    but when we were just a
    step away, she escaped!
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Seizure Robo!   King Benten!!
[01:49] Kaito
    Seizure Robo!
[01:50] Kaito
    King Benten!!
[01:54] Ben
    Now, men.
[01:56] Ben
    Fight for me!
[01:59] Ben
    I'll do something nice for the last
    of you darlings left standing.
[02:05] Ben
    And by "something nice"...
[02:07] Ben
    I mean this!
[02:08] Ben
    Job change!
[02:14] Momo
    Donburako!
[02:15] Mitsuo
    Are you okay?
[02:17] Boo
    A satisfactory blow, ka-ching!
[02:19] Kaito
    Man, you old guys were having
    a heck of a nightmare.
[02:23] Momo
    Yeah, I had an awful dream.
[02:26] Ikkaku
    Me, too.
[02:28] Yakumo
    So did I!
[02:28] Saitou
    What they said.
[02:31] Saitou
    But actually, what happened to us?
[02:33] Fukuta
    I had a bad dream, too, though...
[02:36] Boo
    What was your bad dream about, ka-ching?
[02:38] Fukuta
    Momiji-chan...
[02:40] Fukuta
    Girls are scary, though!
[02:44] Yakumo
    Huh?
[02:46] Yakumo
    Where's the Tower of Bibel?
[02:48] Sekito
    It disappeared.
[02:49] Saitou
    It disappeared?!
[02:51] Sekito
    If we'd been a second later,
[02:53] Sekito
    all of you would have been
    swallowed into cyberspace
[02:56] Sekito
    and wouldn't have been able to get out.
[02:57] Yakumo
    We fell into a trap?
[03:00] Sekito
    She probably considers
    everyone but herself a tool.
[03:04] Sekito
    That's Benten's way of doing things.
[03:06] Kaito
    Benten sure is a crazy one!
[03:09] Momo
    Big Money Company, you've saved our lives.
[03:12] Ikkaku
    We've caused you lots of trouble.
[03:14] Men
    We're sorry!
[03:16] Kaito
    Don't worry about it!
[03:18] Kaito
    More importantly, we're gonna
    launch a counterattack!
[03:20] Mitsuo
    It's a business partnership!
[03:23] Kaito
    Everyone, let's go!
[03:25] Men
    Yeah!
[03:29] Kaito
    This is like giving a butt a crowbar!
[03:32] Saitou
    Still...
[03:34] Saitou
    The man who showed us Benten's true colors...
[03:38] ---
    No less from Big Money Company.
[03:40] Saitou
    You have as sturdy a spy operating
    under the prime minister, as I'd expect.
[03:44] Both
    No, that's...
[03:45] Kaito
    Oh, him?
[03:47] Kaito
    I think he's our ally,
[03:49] Kaito
    but he isn't with Big Money Company.
[03:51] Yakumo
    So he's a spy you don't know, either?
[03:54] Kaito
    But he is a good guy!
[03:58] Fukuta
    He still hasn't realized it, though...
[04:00] Mitsuo
    I wonder why Nagare-kun doesn't
    want us to know who he is.
[04:10] Himuro
    I heard the reason Benten
    joined the Seven Gods of Suits
[04:13] Himuro
    is because she was bored.
[04:19] Himuro
    She said she wanted some excitement.
[04:24] Himuro
    It seems she's forgotten the
    Seven Gods of Suits' goal
[04:27] Himuro
    and is just doing whatever she feels like.
[04:29] Nagare
    And if we learn that's a negative
    for the Seven Gods of Suits?
[04:34] Himuro
    I don't mind if you crush her.
[04:36] Himuro
    To put it in your words,
[04:38] Himuro
    I want you to clean up until
    everything is nice and tidy.
[04:41] Nagare
    I understand.
[04:43] Himuro
    Also, I want to give you one more mission.
[04:48] Boo
    Okay, seize the Tower of Seizure, ka-ching!
[04:54] Boo
    I was psyching myself up, ka-ching.
[04:56] Sekito
    We are going to need to psych up for this one...
[05:07] Kaito
    All right, let's make a big show of it!
[05:09] Fukuta
    I hope it works, though...
[05:12] Mitsuo
    Be it business or missions, you've got
    to go in with confidence, Fukuta-kun!
[05:15] Mitsuo
    A surprise attack like this is a given
[05:17] Mitsuo
    to lure out Benten now that she's vanished!
[05:21] Kaito
    This is Big Money Company.
[05:23] Kaito
    Start the operation!
[05:25] Yakumo
    This is the resistance.
[05:27] Yakumo
    No matter where or when Benten makes her move,
[05:30] Yakumo
    we won't miss it!
[05:32] Momo
    Yeah! Same here!
[05:40] Kaito
    We're counting on you.
[05:41] Sekito
    Let's go!
[05:44] Mitsuo
    I'm sure they never thought
    we'd launch a physical attack
[05:47] Mitsuo
    against a Tower of Seizure!
[05:58] Momiji
    Sister.
[06:00] Momiji
    How about some sweets?
[06:02] Momiji
    Here you are.
[06:10] Benten
    Don't you have anything more amusing?
[06:12] Benten
    I want to play.
[06:14] Momiji
    Yes, but...
[06:19] Momiji
    Sister, if you're looking for
    amusement, how about them?
[06:29] Kaito
    Here we go!
[06:33] Mitsuo
    Heavy...
[06:35] Boo
    Go, go! Physical attack, go!
[06:53] Boo
    Ow!
[06:55] Kaito
    Darn this thing!
[06:59] Kaito
    It's no use!
[07:02] Mitsuo
    I never heard these things could move!
SIGN    Slush Funds
[07:04] Sekito
    What did Benten do?!
[07:08] Fukuta
    Something's coming out, though!
[07:15] Kaito
    The gateway!
[07:44] Kaito
    What's that?!
[07:45] Mitsuo
    A gigantic robot!
[07:46] Fukuta
    That's blasphemous, though!
[07:57] Yakumo
    We were manufacturing...
[07:59] Saitou
    ...that thing?!
[08:01] Ikkaku
    It looks expensive!
[08:03] Momo
    It's the biggest robot in Japan!
[08:06] J
    It can't be!
[08:07] J
    She exploited people for 
    their money to create that?!
[08:16] Sekito
    Benten!
[08:17] Fukuta
    Momiji-chan!
[08:18] Mitsuo
    That's where they were?
[08:20] Sekito
    Darn you, Benten...
[08:22] Sekito
    What in the world is she thinking?
[08:24] Benten
    How is it?
[08:25] Benten
    Isn't it cool? Isn't it lovely?
[08:29] Benten
    This is the ultimate toy I created by
    collecting the fortunes of the Hiroshima area!
[08:34] Benten
    This is the Seizure Robo!
[08:37] Benten
    King Benten!
SIGN    King Benten
[08:42] Kaito
    Um...
SIGN    King Bentou
[08:43] Kaito
    King Bentou (lunch box)?
[08:45] Benten
    King Benten!
[08:47] Benten
    See you later, Momiji.
[08:49] Benten
    Bye-bye!
[08:51] Fukuta
    Momiji-chan!
[08:54] Fukuta
    Gotcha!
[08:58] Momiji
    Sister... Why?
[09:00] Kaito
    Hey, Benten!
[09:01] Kaito
    Isn't Momiji your comrade?!
[09:03] Benten
    I don't need her anymore.
[09:05] Momiji
    But...
[09:06] Benten
    I'm already sick of you.
[09:08] Fukuta
    Sick of her?
[09:10] Fukuta
    That's cruel, though!
[09:12] Kaito
    What do you think people are?!
[09:16] Benten
    Tools.
[09:17] Kaito
    Huh?
[09:19] Benten
    My boredom will be satisfied
    as long as I have King Benten.
[09:30] Benten
    Sit there and watch
[09:31] Benten
    the greatest playtime ever!
[09:36] Mitsuo
    King Benten is heading for the town!
[09:39] Kaito
    I won't let her get away with this!
[09:42] Mitsuo
    This is just too insane!
[09:44] Mitsuo
    What she says and what she does!
[09:46] Sekito
    She's gone mad.
[09:55] Benten
    This is fun!
[09:56] Benten
    This is the ultimate toy for sure!
[09:59] Benten
    Crush, burn, mow it all down!
[10:04] Momo
    This is a disaster!
[10:05] Saitou
    You'll pay for doing this to the city!
[10:08] J
    All of you, lend me your strength!
[10:11] Ikkaku
    Y-You're...
[10:12] Yakumo
    The mysterious spy!
[10:15] J
    The janitor, Justice Star!
SIGN    Justice Star
[10:18] J
    Now, time to clean up!
[10:25] Momiji
    Sister considers people
    and robots mere tools...
[10:29] Sekito
    Tools?
[10:31] Momiji
    You could also call them "toys."
[10:33] Momiji
    All is well with her as
    long as she isn't bored.
[10:35] Fukuta
    That's a toy, though?!
[10:38] Mitsuo
    This is no game!
[10:41] Sekito
    In that case, why don't we play, too?
[10:44] Kaito
    Huh? "Play"?
[10:49] Sekito
    A battle.
[10:50] Sekito
    If we defeat Benten,
[10:52] Sekito
    then King Benten will stop, too.
[10:53] Kaito
    Yeah! Let's play, Sekito!
[10:56] KB
    Benten Punch!
[10:58] Benten
    Oh, lovely!
[11:00] Benten
    Demolish some more!
[11:02] Benten
    This toy is the greatest!
[11:06] KB
    Benten Stamp!
[11:08] Kaito
    Come out, Benten!
[11:09] Kaito
    Play with us!
[11:13] Sekito
    We'll be way more fun to play with
[11:16] Sekito
    than that ugly robot of yours!
[11:18] Benten
    Now you've said it...
[11:20] Benten
    You ignorant fools can't comprehend
    how cool King Benten is!
[11:24] Benten
    But if you insist,
[11:26] Benten
    I don't mind playing with you!
[11:30] Kaito
    Bank register, activate!
[11:32] Kaito
    Job change!
[11:36] Kaito
    Enter the Prize!
SIGN    Enter the Prize
[11:43] Sekito
    Credit Loan Wolf!
[11:46] [SONG] Sign
    Credit Loan Wolf
[11:50] Benten
    The Romantic Hidden Blade!
SIGN    The Romantic Hidden Blade
[11:54] Announcer
    Here we go!
[11:56] Announcer
    Seven Gods of Suits member Benten:
    The Romantic Hidden Blade versus
[11:59] Announcer
    Enter the Prize and Credit Loan Wolf!
[12:02] Announcer
    The decisive battle begins at last!
[12:05] Announcer
    Battle money will start at one million yen!
[12:07] Announcer
    Hero Battle!
[12:10] All
    Fight!
[12:32] Fukuta
    It started moving again, though!
[12:34] Mitsuo
    It can't be stopped even when
    she's been taken into a battle?!
[12:37] Momiji
    King Benten is Sister's other self.
[12:39] Momiji
    It won't stop unless you defeat her!
[12:46] Yakumo
    Can it really...
[12:47] Ikkaku
    ...be stopped...
[12:49] Saitou
    ...with wax?!
[12:52] Momo
    Donburako!
[12:53] J
    Believe in the power of wax!
[12:55] J
    We can't let it go any further!
[13:00] Mitsuo
    Nagare-kun?
[13:02] Sekito
    What do you mean "toys"?
[13:04] Sekito
    What do you mean "tools"?!
[13:06] Announcer
    Credit Loan Wolf attacks!
[13:15] Announcer
    Even Loan Wolf's best attack
[13:17] Announcer
    has almost no effect on
    The Romantic Hidden Blade!
[13:20] Kaito
    Sekito!
[13:22] Kaito
    Tag me!
[13:31] Mitsuo
    Will we be all right?
[13:33] J
    Come on...
[13:34] J
    Step on the wax!
[13:37] J
    This slippery road should
    stop you in your tracks!
[13:45] Fukuta
    Here it goes, though!
[13:49] All
    Huh?!
[13:52] J
    Why?!
[13:53] J
    My strategy was perfect!
[13:55] Mitsuo
    Nagare-ku— I mean, Justice Star!
[13:58] J
    What is it?
[13:59] Fukuta
    We want you to tell us what
    your next strategy is, though!
[14:02] J
    My next strategy?
[14:04] J
    Y-Yes, well, next...
[14:10] Benten
    Projectiles don't work on me!
[14:13] Sekito
    In that case...
[14:15] Sekito
    I'll aim straight for your wallet!
[14:22] Announcer
    It landed!
[14:23] Announcer
    The Romantic Hidden Blade's
    furious attack made a clean hit!
[14:30] Announcer
    Enter the Prize barges in!
[14:32] Announcer
    He saves Loan Wolf in the nick of time!
[14:34] Kaito
    I'll take you on!
[14:36] Sekito
    Kaito...
[14:38] Kaito
    You stay back!
[14:39] Kaito
    I'll take care of her!
[14:41] Benten
    This won't do. I'm totally bored.
[14:45] Benten
    Chain Edge!
[14:48] Announcer
    They're driven into a corner!
[14:50] Announcer
    Oh, dear!
[14:51] Announcer
    Her eight kunai are slicing up their bodies!
[15:02] Benten
    This battle is over.
[15:11] Mitsuo
    What should we do?
[15:13] J
    Curse you, King Benten!
[15:15] Momiji
    Sister has a bottomless capacity for play...
[15:18] Momiji
    She doesn't understand the
    concept of being content!
[15:23] Fukuta
    What's wrong, though?!
[15:25] Boo
    Come on! Hurry up, ka-ching!
[15:31] Saitou
    You carry it, too, Piggy!
[15:34] Boo
    Shut up!
[15:35] Fukuta
    When did those people show up, though?
[15:38] Mitsuo
    What in the world is that?
[15:40] Boo
    This was enshrined at the Kureha Shrine.
[15:43] Boo
    It's the famous giant wooden spoon, ka-ching!
[15:45] Yakumo
    We'll strike it down with
    the rage of our home town!
[15:48] J
    All right, use this to take it down!
[15:52] Kaito
    Crap... I won't lose!
[15:56] Benten
    Try as many times as you like...
    The result won't change!
[16:02] Announcer
    Prize and Loan Wolf can't
    seem to make a dent!
[16:05] Announcer
    Will it be a complete victory
    for the Seven Gods of Suits?!
[16:09] Kaito
    I'll knock that weapon down!
[16:17] Boo
    Everyone! Pull hard, ka-ching!
[16:19] Men
    Yeah!
[16:20] Boo
    Pull!
[16:22] Boo
    Pull!
[16:23] Yakumo
    Hey, you pull, too!
[16:25] Boo
    Boo is a frail little pig, ka-ching!
[16:28] Mitsuo
    Take aim!
[16:34] Mitsuo
    Adjust angle three degrees to the right!
[16:36] Fukuta
    We can't be that precise, though!
[16:39] Mitsuo
    It comes down to spirit!
[16:43] Mitsuo
    It's dangerous to let it
    get any closer than this!
[16:45] J
    Not yet!
[16:49] Fukuta
    We're going to get trampled, though!
[16:51] J
    Not yet!
[16:56] Saitou
    Hey, this is seriously risky!
[16:58] J
    Pull it back until the last second!
[17:00] Momo
    But it's right in front of us now!
[17:02] Boo
    Here it comes, here it comes!
[17:07] J
    Now!
[17:08] J
    Super Jumbo Wooden Spoon Arrow, fire!
[17:25] J
    It worked!
[17:26] Boo
    Ka-ching!
[17:28] Both
    We did it!
[17:35] Benten
    Wh-What's this?!
[17:38] Kaito
    What?
[17:40] Benten
    Curse you, ignorant fools!
[17:41] Sekito
    Take this!
[17:47] Announcer
    Incredible!
[17:48] Announcer
    He miraculously stopped the
    blades with his bare butt!
[17:51] Benten
    You caught my kunai with your butt?!
[17:53] Kaito
    Sending your kunai right back at you!
[17:58] Announcer
    Did he overexert himself?
[17:59] Announcer
    He sent more than just the kunai flying!
[18:01] Announcer
    The kunai, no, the stink has
    spread to the live seats!
[18:06] Benten
    It stinks!
[18:08] Benten
    You've made my weapons stink!
[18:12] Sekito
    Moonfall Dunk!
[18:17] Kaito
    Ascending Uppercut!
[18:23] Announcer
    The linked attack did it!
[18:26] Announcer
    That's what you call an invincible tag-team!
[18:30] Kaito
    I'll put this on your butt!
[18:32] Sekito
    It's "tab"!
[18:33] Kaito
    You all right?
[18:35] Sekito
    Yeah.
[18:40] J
    Oh, no! It's going to explode!
[19:00] Sekito
    You're...
[19:01] J
    You aren't the only one who needs these.
[19:05] J
    Adios!
[19:07] Sekito
    Hey, wait!
[19:08] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun!
[19:13] Kaito
    How was that? Still bored?
[19:16] Benten
    I've been preached to by a kid...
[19:18] Sekito
    Hey!
[19:20] Sekito
    Remember this.
[19:22] Sekito
    Humans aren't tools!
[19:24] Benten
    You're quite hung up on "tools," aren't you?
[19:29] Kintetsu
    Now, member of the Seven Gods
    of Suits, I'm taking you away!
[19:32] Kaito
    Big Bro Kintetsu!
[19:34] Kintetsu
    You've liberated another town, Kaito!
[19:41] Momiji
    Sister!
[19:44] Momiji
    Toys or not, I'm still your friend!
[20:04] Nagare
    Another mission complete.
[20:08] Himuro
    Good work.
[20:10] Nagare
    Sekito Sakurada seems to
    be collecting them, too...
[20:13] Nagare
    What in the world is this?
[20:16] Himuro
    A legendary 10 yen coin.
[20:18] Himuro
    I believe these are what
    will put an end to this fight.
[20:25] Himuro
    But why is Sekito Sakurada...
[20:28] Nagare
    He's a man of many mysteries.
[20:31] Himuro
    Look into him for me.
[20:32] Himuro
    There must be a reason.
[20:34] Nagare
    Yes.
[20:37] Himuro
    I was watching this battle, as well.
[20:40] Himuro
    Kaito Gosho
[20:42] Himuro
    is a far more interesting
    man than I imagined.
[22:15] Mitsuo
    Next is a savings war in Nagoya!
[22:17] Kaito
    I won't flush the toilet!
[22:19] Fukuta
    I dropped my rice ball,
    but I'll still eat it, though!
[22:21] Boo
    Boo will become a savings demon!
[22:23] Kaito
    Next time, "Frugality is Justice!
SIGN    "Frugality is Justice! 
    The Nagoya Cheapskate Battle!!"
[22:25] Kaito
    The Nagoya Cheapskate Battle!!"
[22:27] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!