38 - Hiroshima Business Trip! Honorless Money Battle!!

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[00:00] Kaito
    Bukimi Emiya of the Seven Gods of Suits
[00:02] Kaito
    was controlling the people of
    Okinawa by transforming them
[00:05] Kaito
    into zombies with his Resort Virus.
[00:07] Kaito
    I came very close to being
    turned into a zombie, too,
[00:10] Kaito
    but Sekito and I took him down together!
[00:13] Kaito
    Sis and everyone else turned back to normal,
[00:15] Kaito
    and today we're feeling great and
    going on another business trip!
SIGN    HERO BANK
SIGN    Hiroshima Business Trip!   Honorless Money Battle!!
[01:50] Kaito
    Hiroshima Business Trip!
[01:52] Kaito
    Honorless Money Battle!!
[01:57] Boo
    Now! Next is an anti-Seven Gods of
    Suits strategy meeting, ka-ching!
SIGN    Strategy Meeting
[02:03] Kaito
    Oh, it's me.
[02:05] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun! Your Bankfon ringing in the
    middle of a meeting is bad manners!
[02:09] Kaito
    Oh, sorry, sorry.
[02:10] Kaito
    Wh-What?!
[02:12] Momiji
    I'm Momiji Kurei, and I'm part
    of the Hiroshima Resistance.
[02:17] Mitsuo
    Looks like a previously recorded video message.
[02:21] Fukuta
    Sh-She's cute, though...
[02:23] Momiji
    The Hiroshima area is currently in big trouble,
[02:27] Momiji
    and I want your help.
SIGN    Aim for a  trillion yen!
SIGN    Economize
[02:29] Sekito
    A request for aid from the resistance, huh?
[02:31] Kaito
    Now that we know that,
[02:33] Kaito
    Big Money Company, report for duty!
[02:35] All
    Yeah!
[02:36] Kaito
    Hey, Sekito!
[02:38] Kaito
    You're an employee at Big Money
    Company now, so let's do it together!
[02:42] Kaito
    Ow!
[02:43] Sekito
    I'm not interested in pretending
    to be a company with you.
[02:47] Sekito
    Let's just get going.
[02:50] Kaito
    Hey, wait!
[02:52] Mitsuo
    We should hurry up, too.
[02:54] Kaito
    Guess we've got to.
[02:56] Kaito
    Let's go!
[02:57] Fukuta
    Though!
[02:57] Mitsuo
    Yes!
[03:02] Four
    Big Money Company business trip!
[03:17] Kaito
    So this is Hiroshima?
[03:21] Kaito
    I wonder what I should eat first?
[03:24] Sekito
    That's your first thought?
[03:26] Kaito
    When it comes to Hiroshima, 
    it's gotta be kaki (persimmons)!
[03:28] Kaito
    Sweet persimmons, dried persimmons,
    semi-dried persimmons!
[03:31] Kaito
    I can't wait to see what sorts
    of persimmons there are!
[03:33] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun...
[03:34] Mitsuo
    Hiroshima's staple product isn't 
    "kaki (persimmons)" the fruit,
[03:37] Mitsuo
    it's "kaki (oysters)" the seafood!
[03:39] Kaito
    The seafood?
[03:41] Mitsuo
    It sounds like it would take a long
    time to explain, so never mind...
[03:45] Boo
    Besides, this is no time to be
    eating staple products, ka-ching!
[03:48] Fukuta
    That's right, though!
[03:49] Fukuta
    We're hurrying to find Momiji-chan,
[03:52] Fukuta
    who asked for our help, though!
[03:59] Mitsuo
    Based on the map that was
    sent with her message,
[04:02] Mitsuo
    it should be around here...
[04:04] Boo
    But it's all closed up and gloomy, ka-ching.
[04:08] Sekito
    Definitely a shutter city.
[04:12] Mitsuo
    That's it!
SIGN    Hiroshima Grill 
    Momiji
[04:13] Mitsuo
    This is the place!
[04:15] Boo
    There's a nice smell coming
    from this place, ka-ching!
[04:18] Mitsuo
    The smell of this sauce...
[04:20] Kaito
    It's okonomiyaki!
[04:22] Fukuta
    Okonomi...yaki...
[04:25] (Flashback) Fukuta
    I want you to go out with me, though!
[04:27] (Flashback) Konomi
    Huh? I fell for Taiga-han at first sight.
[04:34] Kaito
    What's wrong, Fukuta?
[04:35] Kaito
    You look like a hippo that
    got shot by a peashooter.
[04:39] Momiji
    Hey!
[04:40] Momiji
    What're you yammering about in
    front of my restaurant? Huh?!
[04:49] Momiji
    Forgive me.
[04:50] Momiji
    There have been some Seven Gods of Suits
    supporters loitering around lately.
[04:55] Momiji
    I thought for sure you were with them...
[04:58] Mitsuo
    I-I see...
[05:00] Sekito
    You're the one who sent
    the message, Momiji Kurei?
[05:03] Momiji
    Y-Yes.
[05:04] Sekito
    Tell us what's been going on in Hiroshima.
[05:07] Momiji
    First I want you to look at this.
[05:10] Momiji
    Okayama.
[05:12] Momiji
    Shimane.
[05:13] Momiji
    Tottori.
[05:14] Momiji
    Yamaguchi.
[05:16] Kaito
    They're all...
[05:17] Mitsuo
    Everywhere seems to be deserted.
[05:20] Boo
    There's practically no smell
    of money at all, ka-ching.
[05:23] Kaito
    They won't get away with
    messing up all these cities!
[05:26] Kaito
    Especially Tottori!
[05:28] Kaito
    It's turned into a desert
    where plants can't even grow!
[05:31] Mitsuo
    Oh, no, those are called
    the Tottori Sand Dunes.
[05:34] Mitsuo
    They've actually become a tourist attraction...
[05:36] Sekito
    How did things get to this point?
[05:40] Momiji
    Actually, when the Hiroshima area
[05:42] Momiji
    came under the control of one of the
    Seven Gods of Suits, Benten Kureha...
[05:47] Momiji
    the prefectures of Hiroshima,
    Okayama, Shimane, and Yamaguchi
[05:52] Momiji
    quickly organized a resistance
    and stood up to her.
[05:57] Momiji
    But now, save for the leader of our resistance,
[06:01] Momiji
    they've all become Benten's
    underlings and are supporting her.
[06:06] Boo
    Four out of five people turning traitor?
[06:08] Boo
    What's the meaning of this, ka-ching?!
[06:10] Momiji
    They've all fallen victim to Benten's charms.
[06:14] Sekito
    A so-called honey trap, huh?
[06:18] Kaito
    "Bunny" trap?
[06:20] Mitsuo
    Nice try!
[06:21] Mitsuo
    That was a nice try coming from you,
    Kaito-kun, but that's not it!
[06:25] Mitsuo
    A "honey trap" is when a woman
    emasculates a man with her charms
[06:29] Mitsuo
    and makes use of him to her heart's content!
[06:33] Benten
    Say...
[06:34] Benten
    I need more money...
[06:37] Benten
    Could you give me more?
[06:39] All
    We will, we will!
[06:40] All
    We'll give you as much as you want!
[06:42] Mitsuo
    Changing personas to suit her interests?
[06:45] Mitsuo
    Almost as frightening as the
    wicked woman who seduced
[06:49] Mitsuo
    even "The Third" generation of master thief!
[06:51] Momiji
    Like so, Benten has absorbed
    all the people, money,
[06:55] Momiji
    and items in the Hiroshima area and
    is creating some unimaginable thing...
[07:00] Kaito
    What unimaginable thing?
[07:02] Momiji
    I don't know.
[07:04] Momiji
    We tried to find out, too,
[07:07] Momiji
    but what they're making and where
    is being kept completely under wraps.
[07:11] Boo
    But there's no doubt it's
    something nasty, ka-ching!
[07:14] Sekito
    Sounds like it'd be best to
    destroy it before it's complete.
[07:17] Kaito
    Then let's go trash it right away!
[07:20] Sekito
    As always, you're an idiot.
[07:22] Kaito
    What was that?!
[07:24] Sekito
    We have no idea where it is,
    so where do you plan to go?
[07:27] Kaito
    Well...
[07:29] Momiji
    I don't know the location,
[07:31] Momiji
    but I do have a clue.
[07:33] Momiji
    Somewhere in the Tottori Sand Dunes,
[07:35] Momiji
    there's a place called the Tower
    of Bibel, and from its network,
[07:38] Momiji
    you should be able to infiltrate
    the enemy computers Benten uses.
[07:43] Mitsuo
    I see!
[07:44] Mitsuo
    If we do that, we might be able
    to get a hold of some information!
[07:48] Kaito
    All right!
[07:49] Kaito
    Then let's set out to search for
    this Tower of Bibel right now!
[07:53] Momiji
    Please wait!
[07:55] Kaito
    What is it? We were just getting started...
[07:57] Momiji
    It's already pretty late.
[07:59] Momiji
    Please have a meal here and relax.
[08:02] Momiji
    My thanks for coming to save us.
[08:05] Kaito
    Seriously?!
[08:06] Mitsuo
    I was starving, too!
[08:09] Fukuta
    I foresee a new love in my future, though!
[08:14] Kaito
    Looks tasty!
[08:16] All
    Time to dig in!
[08:19] Kaito
    Yummy!
[08:21] Mitsuo
    The lightly roasted dough, the ample cabbage,
[08:23] Mitsuo
    and the texture of the soba
    noodles inside are exquisite!
[08:28] Kaito
    Sekito! You're not gonna eat that, right?
[08:30] Kaito
    I'll take it off your hands, then!
[08:32] Sekito
    Do whatever you want.
[08:34] Fukuta
    It's delicious, though!
[08:35] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun!
[08:36] Mitsuo
    What're you doing?! That's bad manners!
[08:38] Kaito
    Can I take yours, too, Mitsuo?
[08:40] Mitsuo
    Oh, don't!
[08:41] Kaito
    Just a little!
[08:42] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun!
[08:43] Kaito
    I can't get enough!
[09:08] Benten
    Nothing like raw oysters
    after a hard day's work.
[09:16] Benten
    Still...
[09:18] Benten
    It may all be to squeeze money out of them,
[09:20] Benten
    but keeping those stupid men company is tiring.
[09:24] Benten
    But I've got to be patient until that is finished...
[09:29] J
    "That"?
[09:47] Oto
    Somewhere in the secluded Tottori Sand Dunes...
SIGN    Legendary Toilet
[09:51] Oto
    There's said to be an illusory restroom.
[09:54] Oto
    At last, I have found the toilet a great
    many toilet researchers have yearned for!
[10:04] Kaito
    All right!
[10:04] Kaito
    Let's go search for the Tower of Bibel right now!
[10:07] All
    Yeah!
[10:08] Kaito
    So, Mitsuo. Why are you dressed like that?
[10:12] Mitsuo
    What are you talking about?
[10:13] Mitsuo
    This is Tottori.
[10:15] Mitsuo
    It's only natural to dress like this
    to identify the one and only truth!
[10:20] Boo
    Considering how huge this place is, though,
[10:22] Boo
    I have no idea where to start looking...
[10:26] Fukuta
    I got a zap, though!
[10:29] Fukuta
    There's a hint in Kaito's butt, though!
[10:32] Kaito
    My butt?
[10:33] Mitsuo
    Got it!
[10:35] Mitsuo
    Let's observe so carefully, it burns a hole in him.
[10:40] Kaito
    Hot!
[10:42] Kaito
    My butt's on fire!
[10:44] Kaito
    Hot, hot, hot!
[10:46] Kaito
    It's water!
[10:49] Kaito
    I'm saved!
[10:52] Kaito
    Er, huh?
[10:54] Kaito
    What's going on?
[10:55] Kaito
    There was a pond here just a second ago.
[10:57] Sekito
    Must have been a mirage.
[10:59] Kaito
    "Barrage"?
[11:00] Mitsuo
    "Mirage"!
[11:01] Mitsuo
    A phenomenon where you see
    things that shouldn't be there
[11:03] Mitsuo
    due to the refraction of light!
[11:05] Boo
    Then is that a mirage, too, ka-ching?
[11:07] Mitsuo
    Huh?
[11:10] Mitsuo
    That...
[11:14] Mitsuo
    is...
[11:18] Mitsuo
    not a mirage!
[11:31] Kaito
    That was rough!
[11:33] Boo
    L-Look, ka-ching!
[11:34] Kaito
    Huh?
[11:35] Kaito
    Wh-What the heck is that?!
[11:38] Momiji
    That's the Tower of Bibel that
    everyone is so freaked out about!
[11:41] Sekito
    A sandstorm carried us right to our destination?
[11:47] Mitsuo
    Please be careful.
[11:49] Mitsuo
    Places like this could be booby-trapped.
[11:52] Kaito
    Yeah, I know!
[11:57] Mitsuo
    What did I just say?
[12:00] Kaito
    Th-That was freaky!
[12:02] Mitsuo
    Yeesh, that's why I told you to be careful!
[12:05] Kaito
    Sorry, sorry.
[12:06] Kaito
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[12:11] Mitsuo
    What could that sound be?
[12:14] Sekito
    H-Hey, over there...
[12:16] Mitsuo
    Didn't I just tell you?!
[12:18] Kaito
    I couldn't help it!
[12:20] Mitsuo
    You always ignore what
    people tell you, Kaito-kun!
[12:22] Momiji
    In front, in front!
[12:24] Fukuta
    It's a dead end, though!
[12:26] Mitsuo
    What do we do, Kaito-kun?!
[12:28] Kaito
    Why me?!
[12:37] Kaito
    H-How's this?
[12:38] Kaito
    We're saved thanks to me, right?
[12:40] Mitsuo
    It was just a coincidence! A coincidence!
[12:44] Mitsuo
    You dummy!
[12:48] Kaito
    Something's pouring in!
[12:49] Fukuta
    They're slimy, so slimy, though!
[12:52] Mitsuo
    Slimy! Something feels slimy!
[12:54] Boo
    Wh-What is it, ka-ching?
[12:55] Momiji
    They're a Hiroshima staple, conger eels!
[12:58] Kaito
    Eels are super yummy if you roast them!
[13:03] Fukuta
    That was rough, though.
[13:05] Sekito
    It's still too soon to feel relieved.
[13:08] Kaito
    Huh?
[13:14] Fukuta
    I-It could break any second, though!
[13:16] Kaito
    It's so high!
[13:19] Boo
    Idiots do love high places, ka-ching.
[13:21] Kaito
    What was that?!
[13:21] Boo
    Neener-neener!
[13:22] Mitsuo
    Kaito-kun! Don't shake the bridge!
[13:25] Kaito
    Just a little more. You all right?
[13:27] Momiji
    Yes. I'm fine.
[13:31] Kaito
    Grab on!
[13:37] Fukuta
    Momiji-chan, I'll pull you up now,
    so hold on tight, though!
[13:41] Momiji
    Got it!
[13:43] Kaito
    She's tearing off my balls!
[13:51] Fukuta
    Momiji-chan, I'm glad you're safe, though.
[13:55] Mitsuo
    But Kaito-kun...
[14:00] Mitsuo
    Everyone, if you don't
    want to end up like that,
[14:03] Mitsuo
    please keep a sharp eye out for traps.
[14:18] Kaito
    That was super rough!
[14:20] Kaito
    I'm frozen stiff in every spot possible!
[14:23] Mitsuo
    That's one spot too many, Kaito-kun!
[14:25] Momiji
    Everyone, look at this!
[14:27] Momiji
    There's an antenna over there!
[14:31] Boo
    From what I see, it's standing strong, ka-ching!
[14:34] Mitsuo
    So if we infiltrate from this network...
[14:37] Momiji
    We should be able to get
    into Benten's host computer!
[14:44] Sekito
    Kaito, here we go.
[14:45] Kaito
    Yeah!
[14:48] Both
    Bank register, activate!
[14:50] Both
    Job change!
[14:54] Kaito
    Enter the Prize!
SIGN    Enter the Prize
[15:01] Sekito
    Credit Loan Wolf!
[15:05] [SONG] Sign
    Credit Loan Wolf
[15:11] Kaito
    Where are we?
[15:13] Benten
    This is Hell, Block One.
[15:16] Kaito
    Who are you?
SIGN    Ikkaku Tokitou
[15:18] Ikkaku
    Ikkaku Tokitou!
[15:20] Ikkaku
    Office Borg!
SIGN    Office Borg
SIGN    Yakumo Shiratori
[15:23] Yakumo
    Yakumo Shiratori!
[15:26] Yakumo
    Sniping Sweeper!
SIGN    Sniping Sweeper
SIGN    Momoyama Donburako
[15:29] Momo
    Momoyama Donburako!
[15:32] Momo
    Steamket!
SIGN    Steamket
SIGN    Saitou Verba
[15:35] Saitou
    Saitou Verba!
[15:38] Saitou
    Scissors Beauty!
SIGN    Scissors Beauty
SIGN    Benten Kureha
[15:41] Benten
    And I am Benten Kureha of
    the Seven Gods of Suits!
[15:46] Benten
    The Romantic Hidden Blade!
SIGN    The Romantic Hidden Blade
[15:49] Sekito
    An ambush, huh?
[15:51] Ikkaku
    That's right!
[15:52] Momo
    You've all been set up!
[15:54] J
    No!
[15:55] J
    You're the ones who have been set up!
[15:57] Yakumo
    Who's that?!
[15:58] J
    I clean up the evils of this world!
[16:01] J
    The shadow janitor...
[16:03] J
    Justice Star!
SIGN    Justice Star
[16:05] Kaito
    Thanks!
[16:06] Kaito
    You came to save us again!
[16:10] J
    You fools who have fallen
    victim to her charms,
[16:12] J
    look at this and awaken!
[16:16] Benten
    It may all be to squeeze money out of them,
[16:18] Benten
    but keeping those stupid
    men company is tiring.
[16:21] Yakumo
    Th-This is...
[16:24] J
    You've been deceived by Benten—
[16:28] Saitou
    Benten-chan just after a bath is the best!
[16:30] Ikkaku
    H-How much will you sell this
    treasured clip to me for?
[16:35] J
    Y-You're that sullied, you trash?
[16:39] Benten
    Too bad for you.
[16:41] Benten
    These guys are head over heels for me.
[16:44] Kaito
    In that case, we'll pound them
    until they come to their senses!
[16:47] Benen
    Oh, dear! So scary!
[16:49] Benen
    Everyone, protect me!
[16:51] All
    Leave it to us!
[16:52] Boo
    What hopeless adults, ka-ching...
[16:55] Mitsuo
    Devilish women are to be feared.
[16:57] Ikkaku
    Mind's Eye Shot!
[17:03] Saitou
    You're mine!
[17:05] Kaito
    That's nothing!
[17:07] Mitsuo
    There it is! Debt Burden!
[17:09] Ikkaku
    Ruler Slice!
[17:12] Saitou
    Nice, Ikkaku!
[17:14] Ikkaku
    Yeah!
[17:16] Sekito
    They make a good combination.
[17:18] Momo
    Don't look away!
[17:21] Sekito
    Pivot Claw!
[17:27] Sekito
    Jerk! When did you get there?!
[17:30] Momo
    Burning Hatch!
[17:33] Momo
    I told you not to look away, didn't I?!
[17:36] Mitsuo
    Our enemies make a splendid combo!
[17:39] Boo
    At this rate, we'll have no
    chance of winning, ka-ching!
[17:42] J
    If it's come to this, I'll...
[17:43] J
    No, I can't!
[17:44] J
    If I job change now,
    they'll see my true identity!
[17:50] Benten
    You're all lovely!
[17:53] All
    Thank ya!
[17:55] Sekito
    Kaito, hit me with your Ascending Uppercut.
[17:58] Kaito
    Huh?
[17:59] Sekito
    Fight one combination with another.
[18:02] Sekito
    I need your strength to get out of this crisis.
[18:06] Kaito
    All right, got it.
[18:11] Kaito
    Ascending Uppercut!
[18:18] Yakumo
    What?!
[18:19] Sekito
    Moonfall Dunk!
[18:33] Kaito
    Laundering Tornado!
[18:38] Sekito
    One more time!
[18:39] Kaito
    Yeah!
[18:41] Kaito
    Ascending Uppercut!
[18:44] Sekito
    Moonfall Dunk!
[18:50] Mitsuo
    They did it!
[18:52] Fukuta
    An amazing combo skill, though!
[18:54] J
    This is him and Kaito as a combination...
[18:57] Benten
    I swear, you're all so useless...
[19:00] Kaito
    We did it, Sekito!
[19:02] Kaito
    Huh?
[19:03] Sekito
    You're the only one left?
[19:07] Kaito
    I'll tear you to shreds!
[19:09] Kaito
    Prepare yourself!
[19:16] Sekito
    Who is it?!
[19:21] Benten
    Momiji, you did well.
[19:23] Fukuta
    M-Momiji-chan?!
[19:25] Kaito
    Why would you...
[19:27] Momiji
    I was operating according to Sister
    Benten-sama's instructions from the start.
[19:32] Kaito
    What?!
[19:33] Sekito
    Calling us to Hiroshima to help
    you was a trap, then?
[19:40] Momiji
    Correct.
[19:41] Fukuta
    No way... My new love...
[19:45] Benten
    The battle between you and those stupid men
[19:48] Benten
    was a good time killer.
[19:53] Kaito
    Wh-What's happening?!
[19:55] Benten
    This airspace will soon collapse.
[19:58] Benten
    You'd best run away in a hurry, too.
[20:01] Kaito
    Wait!
[20:02] Sekito
    We're withdrawing for now!
[20:05] Sekito
    Forced Eviction!
[20:11] Nagare
    I'm sorry.
[20:13] Nagare
    The operation ended in failure.
[20:15] Himuro
    Benten is the trickiest member
    of the Seven Gods of Suits.
[20:20] Himuro
    Do not blame yourself.
[20:22] Nagare
    Yes...
[20:24] Himuro
    The only thing that worries me
[20:26] Himuro
    is what Benten is creating with
    the money she's been provided.
[20:31] Himuro
    You accursed Benten.
[20:32] Himuro
    What scheme are you keeping secret from us?
[22:15] Fukuta
    Girls are scary, though.
[22:17] Mitsuo
    They do say women are fickle!
[22:19] Kaito
    That whole "women are as fickle
    as buttholes" thing, right?
[22:22] Mitsuo
    Don't talk about butts while we're eating!
SIGN    Seizure Robo! King Benten!!
[22:24] Kaito
    Next time: "Seizure Robo! King Benten!!"
[22:27] Kaito
    Let's rake in the dough!