31 - Osaka Business Trip! That Man is Taiga!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Boo     Yesterday, [00:02] Boo     Prime Minister Nagata displayed a splendid     prostration here in the Gosho home. [00:06] Boo     That was his request to defeat the     cyber pirates, the Seven Gods of Suits, [00:11] Boo     who are trying to control the     country with the Towers of Seizure. [00:14] Boo     Kaito accepted that request [00:17] Boo     and was saddled with a one trillion yen debt. [00:21] Boo     What fate awaits Kaito and his friends? [00:24] Kaito     What're you grumbling about?! [00:25] Boo     That hurts, ka-ching! [00:27] Boo     You've spoiled my restful     morning coffee time, ka-ching! [00:30] Kaito     Forget that! We're headed for Osaka! [00:33] Ai     And you need to head for school before that! SIGN    HERO BANK SIGN    Osaka Business Trip! That Man is Taiga!! [02:07] Kaito     Osaka Business Trip! [02:09] Kaito     That Man is Taiga!! [02:12] Takeda     Okay, that ends today's class. [02:15] Kaito     All right! [02:16] Kaito     Let's go, Mitsuo, Fukuta, Sekito! [02:17] Takeda     Be sure to finish this     investigative study homework [02:18] ---     Yeah! [02:18] ---     You got it, though! [02:20] Takeda     on the different types of fish     sold at the shopping district [02:23] Takeda     by next week! [02:28] Kaito     Aw, and right after I got myself all hyped up... [02:32] Kaito     Investigative study homework     really drives me butty. [02:36] Mitsuo     It's supposed to be "drives me batty." [02:39] Kaito     All right! [02:39] Kaito     Let's start fresh and get going! [02:41] Four     Big Money Company, business trip! [02:45] Kaito     Whoo! [02:46] Mitsuo     There! [02:49] Boo     Ka-ching! SIGN    Takoyaki [03:00] Kaito     It's Osaka! SIGN    Udon SIGN    Skewers [03:05] Kato     All right! [03:06] Kato     Let's eat, eat, and eat some more, [03:08] Kato     then laugh our faces off! [03:10] Mitsuo     We don't have that sort of time, do we? [03:14] Mitsuo     We've got not only our mission, [03:15] Mitsuo     but our investigative study homework, too! [03:17] Kaito     We just got to Osaka! [03:19] Kaito     We don't have to do our mission     or homework right now, do we? [03:21] Kaito     When you mention Osaka,     you think okonomiyaki, takoyaki, [03:25] Kaito     skewers, udon, Yummy Sticks! [03:28] Kaito     It's flour Heaven, you know! [03:31] Sekito     Not interested. [03:33] Kaito     You're the same as ever. [03:35] Kaito     You want to hit an okonomiyaki     place, don't you, Fukuta? [03:38] Fukuta     I like, though! So cute, though! [03:42] Kaito     Right? The okonomiyaki shop it is! [03:45] Konomi     Welcome! [03:47] Konomi     How about one of Osaka's famous okonomiyakis? [03:50] Fukuta     This is fate, though! [03:52] Fukuta     I'm going to that okonomiyaki     place over there, though! [03:55] Kaito     If that's decided, let's go! [03:58] Mitsuo     Ah! Please wait, you two! SIGN    Okonomiyaki [04:02] Konomi     Come and eat some okonomiyaki! [04:08] Kaito     We've come to eat some okonomiyaki! [04:11] Konomi     I'm so happy! [04:12] Konomi     We've got customers! [04:14] Fukuta     I'd like to get to know you better eventually, [04:16] Fukuta     but I'm happy to meet you as     a customer for now, though. [04:19] Kaito     All right, let's go! [04:20] Mitsuo     Please wait! [04:21] Kaito     What is it, Mitsuo? [04:22] Mitsuto     Didn't I tell you? [04:24] Mitsuto     We've got a special mission     from the prime minister... [04:26] Boo     You oaf! [04:29] Boo     Our mission is top secret, ka-ching! [04:31] Boo     There's no telling where the cyber     pirates' underlings might be, ka-ching! [04:35] Mitsuo     I-I'm sorry. [04:37] Mitsuo     Anyway, this is no time for okonomiyaki! [04:40] Kaito     Oh, shut up! [04:42] Kaito     You can't fight on an empty butt! [04:44] Mitsuo     It's supposed to be "on an empty stomach"! [04:47] A     He retorted! [04:48] B     Just now, he definitely retorted! [04:50] Mitsuo     Wh-What is it? [04:51] Mitsuo     I just corrected him like normal. [05:00] Inayo     I didn't think there was still anyone stupid     enough to retort in this shopping district. [05:04] Kitayo     Ya got some nerve! [05:07] Kaito     Who are you? [05:09] Inayo     The Osaka City Hall Cyber Division's Inayo Uchi! [05:12] Kitayo     Likewise, Kitayo Uchi! [05:15] Kitayo     That said, we'll be takin' that money! [05:20] Mitsuo     My money! [05:23] Kitayo     Thanks a bunch! [05:24] Mitsuo     What did you do that for? [05:25] Kitayo     I'll tell ya if you don't know. [05:27] Kitayo     Whenever someone retorts     to a stupid joke in this town... [05:31] Inayo     We collect a tax from them. [05:34] Mitsuo     A tax? [05:35] Inayo     In other words... [05:36] Kitayo     To the bad joke, "you can't     fight on an empty butt"... [05:39] Inayo     You retorted, "it's supposed to be     'on an empty stomach'," right? [05:44] Inayo     We're sayin' that incurred a tax. [05:47] Mitsuo     That's ridiculous! [05:48] Kaito     Hey, hold on! [05:50] Kitayo     What? [05:50] Inayo     Got a complaint or somethin'? [05:53] Kaito     Who're you calling a joker? [05:56] Kaito     I'm not fooling around at all! [05:58] Kaito     I was totally serious when I said     I couldn't fight on an empty butt! [06:01] Mitsuo     That's the part you're mad about?! [06:07] Mitsuo     Darn it! [06:09] Both     Okay! Tax collection! [06:12] Konomi     This is the status quo in Osaka. [06:14] Sekito     The status quo? [06:15] Konomi     Above all, the people of Osaka love to laugh, [06:18] Konomi     and the custom of telling jokes as greetings [06:20] Konomi     and retorting to them is considered polite... SIGN    Osaka [06:24] A     Man, bummer is soiling! [06:27] B     You mean "summer is boiling," don'cha? [06:32] Konomi     The cyber pirate Ryuuga SIGN    Laugh 'Til You Drop Town [06:34] Konomi     used that against us and started     scooping up huge taxes on those retorts. [06:40] Kaito     That's not right! [06:42] Kaito     People who retort aren't bad! [06:44] Kaito     It's the ones who joke in     the first place who're bad! [06:46] ---     Pratfall! [06:47] Mitsuo     Don't say that when you do it all the time! [06:53] Boo     This guy really is an idiot, ka-ching. [06:56] Kaito     I can't take it anymore! [06:57] Kaito     Let's get them to pay back     that nonsense tax, Mitsuo! [07:01] Mitsuo     Of course! [07:03] Ichiyo     Ya leave us no choice. [07:04] Ichiyo     How about we add on a fine for interfering     with officers' duties, Kitayo? [07:09] Kitayo     Okay, Inayo! [07:11] Kaito     Here we go! Let's job change! [07:14] Mitsuo     Now that you mention it,     I don't have a bank register! [07:16] Kaito     What? [07:18] Kaito     Hey, Boochokkin, cough up Mitsuo's! [07:23] Kaito     All right! [07:24] Boo     You're horrible, ka-ching! [07:27] Kaito     Bank register, activate! [07:30] Kaito     Data call! [07:32] Kaito     Card entry! [07:34] Kaito     Job change! [07:39] Kaito     Enter the Gold! SIGN    Enter the Gold [07:44] Mitsuo     Data call! [07:45] Mitsuo     Card entry! [07:48] Mitsuo     Job change! [07:52] Mitsuo     Beep Boop Game Machine! [07:55] [SONG] Sign     Beep Boop Game Machine [07:57] Announcer     Here we go! [07:59] Announcer     Another tag-team battle has begun! [08:03] Announcer     Enter the Gold and Beep Boop     Game Machine will be facing... [08:08] Announcer     Huh? [08:10] Kaito     They're not here! [08:12] Mitsuo     I wonder what's going on... [08:13] Inayo     Hey, how d'ya do?! [08:15] Inayo     I'm Inayo Uchi! [08:17] Kitayo     I'm Kitayo Uchi! [08:19] Both     Together, we're the Eat 'Til We Drop Brothers! [08:23] Mitsuo     You're women, so it should     be Sisters, not Brothers! [08:27] Announcer     Yikes! Beep Boop Game Machine     is hit by a bolt of lightning! [08:30] Mitsuo     Wh-Why? [08:31] Inayo     It's a local Osaka rule, obviously! [08:35] Inayo     If you retort, then lightning strikes! [08:38] Kitayo     With an optional explosive afro service attached! [08:41] Mitsuo     What part of that is a service?! [08:42] Mitsuo     Actually, you can't even tell     with Hero Suits on, can you?! [08:46] Announcer     Uh-oh! Beep Boop Game Machine retorted again! [08:50] Boo     Definitely an idiot, ka-ching. [08:57] Inayo     Listen good. [08:58] Inayo     Don't think ya can take us on in a Hero Battle! [09:01] ---     Despite how we look,     back when we were students... [09:05] Kitayo     We were in the card-playing club! [09:07] Mitsuo     Card-playing clubs have nothing     to do with Hero Battles! [09:12] Mitsuo     But if I say that, it'll be a retort! [09:15] Inayo     And not just cards! [09:17] Inayo     Despite how we look, [09:20] Inayo     we're rank 100-dan in kendo! [09:24] ---     That's not kendo, it's baseball! [09:27] Mitsuo     And there's no 100-dan in kendo, either! [09:30] Mitsuo     But if I say that, it'll be a retort! [09:35] Inayo     Well, it was via correspondence education, though. [09:38] Mitsuo     You can't reach any rank through     correspondence education! [09:43] Mitsuo     But if I say that... [09:45] Kitayo     You're holding out pretty well     against our joke smackdown. [09:48] ---     Well, looks like it's about     time for a direct attack! [09:51] Kitayo     Wait a second, Inayo! [09:53] Inayo     Huh? [09:54] Kitayo     Your fly's open. [09:56] Inayo     Oh, yer right! Thanks! [10:00] Mitsuo     I really want to... [10:01] (Flashback) Kitayo     Your fly's open! [10:03] (Flashback) Inayo     Oh, yer right! [10:05] (Flashback) Mitsuo     Skirts don't have zippers! [10:07] (Flashback) Mitsuo     Also, you're both girls! [10:09] Mitsuo     ...retort with that! [10:12] Mitsuo     But... It's all right! [10:15] Mitsuo     I won't retort anymore! [10:18] Kaito     Crap, my fly's open, too! [10:20] Mitsuo     You don't have a zipper, either! [10:25] Announcer     He retorted after all! [10:28] Inayo     I don't get it, [10:30] Inayo     but you lot seem like suspicious fellows. [10:33] Inayo     Why don't we drag ya back to     our office and have a talk? [10:37] Fukuta     This is bad, though! [10:38] Boo     At this rate, they'll find out     about our mission, ka-ching! [10:42] Sekito     Idiots! [10:43] Taiga     Y'all are hopeless. [10:44] All     Huh? [10:46] Taiga     Leave this to me. [10:59] Inayo     Take that! [11:01] Inayo     And that! [11:03] Inayo     This will end it! [11:07] Inayo     What the? [11:09] Taiga     Trying to tell some clichéd jokes again, aren't ya? [11:11] Taiga     Inayo, Kitayo? [11:15] Inayo     You're... [11:16] Fukuta     That's... [11:17] Boo     The guy from before, ka-ching! [11:21] Taiga     You two are awfully nasty, too. [11:23] Taiga     Catching tourists and raking     in their spending money? [11:26] Taiga     That's the sorta thing that's     giving Osaka a bad reputation! [11:31] Inayo     You're... [11:34] Inayo     ...who again? [11:36] Mitsuo     Pratfall! [11:37] Taiga     Yes! SIGN    Sum Gye [11:39] Taiga     I'm "Sum Gye"! [11:42] Mitsuo     Pratfall! [11:43] Announcer     Whoa! [11:45] Announcer     He whipped out the high-level skill of     countering a joke with another joke! [11:49] Taiga     Thank you all! [11:50] Inayo     Not good! [11:51] Inayo     Now that he's here, our material won't work! [11:55] Inayo     Let's stop for now, Kitayo! [11:56] Kitayo     Got it, Inayo! SIGN    Okonomiyaki SIGN    We're Fryin' 'Em Up [12:03] Mitsuo     Wow. [12:05] Mitsuo     I was really wondering what     would happen for a minute there. [12:08] Mitsuo     How can I ever thank you? [12:10] Mitsuo     I won't ever forget this! [12:12] Mitsuo     Thank you very much. [12:13] Taiga     It's fine, it's fine. [12:15] Taiga     I just thought it was bad of 'em to do     that sorta stuff to tourists like y'all. [12:20] Kaito     But you did save us, [12:23] Kaito     so at least let us treat you to a meal. [12:25] Taiga     Ya don't need to fuss over me! [12:28] Taiga     Osaka is famous for its food and comedy, [12:31] Taiga     but it's also a city of kindness. [12:33] Taiga     We gotta look out for each     other when there's trouble. [12:35] Taiga     Sis, let's settle up. [12:37] Konomi     Oh, yes, it's 600 yen. [12:41] Taiga     All right, take care. [12:44] Kaito     Hey, at least tell us your name! [12:47] Kaito     I'm Kaito Gosho. [12:49] Taiga     I'm Taiga. [12:50] Taiga     My regards if we should ever meet again. [12:56] Mitsuo     He's a nice person. [12:58] Kaito     Yeah, he is. [12:59] Sekito     None of that matters. [13:01] Kaito     What do you mean by that?! [13:03] Sekito     This is all pretty different from     the Osaka we've heard about. [13:07] Sekito     What in the world is going on? [13:09] Konomi     I told you before that there was     a tax placed on retorting, right? [13:14] Konomi     Even if the people of Osaka     want to tell jokes, they can't, [13:17] Konomi     and if they want to retort, they can't.     It's making the frustration build up. [13:21] Konomi     We're heading straight into a recession. [13:25] Konomi     This once-bustling shopping     district has become deserted, [13:28] Konomi     and it looks like this shop may go bankrupt, too. [13:31] Fukuta     We ought to do something for this place, though! [13:34] Mitsuo     I'd love to, but... [13:36] Boo     That's right, ka-ching! [13:38] Boo     You can't forget your objective, ka-ching! [13:40] Konomi     Objective? [13:42] Fukuta     To take Ryuuga Tennouji dow— [13:43] Boo     You oaf! [13:45] Boo     I told you our mission is top secret, ka-ching! [13:47] Konomi     Mission? [13:48] Mitsuo     Nothing, nothing, just a private discussion! [13:50] Sekito     Are you all idiots? [13:52] Sekito     We will carry out our mission. [13:54] Sekito     If we do that, we'll be able     to save the city of Osaka. [13:58] Sekito     No problem whatsoever, right? [14:00] All     Oh, I see! [14:02] Kaito     You're a bigger idiot. [14:04] Sekito     Huh? [14:05] Kaito     Having that Taiga guy save us     means we were saved by Osaka. [14:11] Kaito     We don't need a reason to save Osaka! [14:14] Sekito     Who cares? [14:15] Fukuta     Anyway, we'll do something     with our own strength, though! [14:20] Konomi     Thank you. [14:23] Boo     Okay, ka-ching? [14:24] Boo     Just don't create any more commotion, ka-ching. [14:27] Boo     The next time someone asks us who we are... [14:30] Inayo     Who the heck are all of you?! [14:33] Kaito     We've actually been appointed by the country [14:36] Kaito     to come to Osaka and make peace with Ryuuga-san. [14:40] Kaito     We'll do anything, so please let us see him. [14:44] Boo     We'll go with this strategy, ka-ching! [14:47] Kaito     All right, got it! [14:49] A     Please spare me! [14:52] Inayo     You retorted just now, didn't you? [14:54] Kitayo     I saw it! [14:56] Kitayo     It was also an over-the-top quip,     the new-style comedy type! [14:59] A     Miss, can't you overlook it? [15:02] Kaito     Hey, stop it! [15:04] Kaito     Don't steal retorts from Osakans anymore! [15:07] Inayo     You guys again? [15:09] Kitayo     Did you come to pay us taxes again? [15:11] Kaito     Of course not! [15:13] Boo     You mustn't forget the strategy     we discussed before, ka-ching! [15:16] Boo     We'll do anything, ka-ching! [15:17] Boo     Please let us see Ryuuga-san, ka-ching! [15:20] Kaito     I got it already! [15:22] Kaito     Stop yammering and let us     see your boss Ryuuga! [15:27] Boo     This idiot doesn't get it at all, ka-ching! [15:30] Inayo     That's an interesting thing to say. [15:32] Kitayo     You're gonna have to take us down first. [15:35] Kitayo     You knew that when ya said it, right? [15:37] Kaito     Of course! [15:39] Mitsuo     You should be able to win as long     as you don't retort against them! [15:42] Mitsuo     Let's go with our Kaito-kun and     Fukuta-kun combination this time! [15:47] Fukuta     What kind do you like best, Konomi-chan, though? [15:51] Boo     He's hopeless, too, ka-ching. [15:53] Mitsuo     Yeah... [15:54] Mitsuo     No helping it! [15:55] Mitsuo     If it's come to this, then we'll     have to use our last resort! [15:57] Mitsuo     Sekito-kun! [15:59] Sekito     I won't do it. [16:02] Mitsuo     Sekito-kun! Please! [16:06] Mitsuo     I'm begging you! [16:08] Sekito     H-Hey! [16:09] Mitsuo     Sekito-kun, please, I'm begging you! [16:12] Sekito     Hey, stop it! [16:13] Sekito     This is embarrassing! [16:14] Boo     That's a perfect rendition of [16:16] Boo     Prime Minister Musaku Nagata's     prostration technique, ka-ching! [16:18] Mitsuo     Since I can't fight, I'll just     do whatever I'm capable of! [16:23] Sekito     Fine. [16:25] Sekito     I'll put this debt on your tab! [16:28] Mitsuo     Sekito-kun! [16:32] Both     Bank register, activate! [16:35] Both     Job change! [16:40] Kaito     Enter the Gold! SIGN    Enter the Gold [16:47] Sekito     Credit Loan Wolf! [16:50] [SONG] Sign     Credit Loan Wolf [16:52] Both     Job change! [16:55] Inayo     Naniwa Idol, Harisen Emmy! SIGN    Harisen Emmy [17:01] Kitayo     Likewise, Piko Hammer Emmy! SIGN    Piko Hammer Emmy [17:05] Announcer     Here we go! [17:07] Announcer     It's a tag-team battle yet again! [17:09] Announcer     Enter the Gold and Credit Loan Wolf versus [17:12] Announcer     the Harisen Emmy and Piko     Hammer Emmy combination! [17:17] Kaito     All right, let's go! [17:18] Sekito     Yeah! [17:19] Konomi     Do your best! Remember not to retort! [17:25] Inayo     They're real idiots! [17:27] Sekito     What? [17:28] Inayo     I've been craning my neck     looking forward to this day! [17:32] Inayo     How's that? [17:33] Inayo     Since I literally craned my neck,     they'll totally want to retort— [17:36] Sekito     What the heck is that? [17:37] Kitayo     It might be tough to make this guy laugh! [17:40] Inayo     We're just gonna have to     use more grown-up material! [17:43] Kitayo     All right! [17:44] Kitayo     We'll show 'em our grown-up fodder! [17:47] Kitayo     Inako-chan, you can ask for anything you want! [17:51] Inayo     Yay! You're so generous, President! [17:54] Kitayo     That said, Inako-chan is a     modest and considerate girl, [17:59] Kitayo     so I'm sure she won't ask     for anything too expensive. [18:01] Inayo     I'll have extra fatty tuna and salmon roe! [18:04] Boss     You got it! [18:06] Kitayo     What was that?! [18:07] Kitayo     If ya ask for something that expensive,     you're gonna empty my wallet! [18:12] Boss     And you? [18:15] Kitayo     Octopus and squid tentacle. [18:16] Boss     You got it! [18:17] Inayo     Are octopus and squid tentacle good? [18:19] Inayo     They're so cheap. [18:22] Kitayo     You just don't get it. [18:24] Kitayo     Fatty tuna and salmon roe     are fodder only kids enjoy. [18:27] Kitayo     But you know, octopus and squid tentacle... [18:30] Kitayo     are fodder for grown-ups! [18:33] Kitayo     That must've done it! [18:35] Kitayo     These jokes should make even     that hard-to-entertain guy... [18:38] Sekito     Your "fodder" for grown-ups     isn't the same as gag fodder! [18:41] Sekito     You're totally talking about     sushi ingredients now! [18:43] Kitayo     ...retort like that! [18:47] Announcer     Wow! [18:48] Announcer     Credit Loan Wolf shows incredible ignoring power! [18:52] Kitayo     No way! Our joke didn't work?! [18:54] Kitayo     Inayo! [18:55] Kitayo     We're gonna have to use our special attack! [18:57] Inayo     Wait a second, Kitayo! [18:58] Kitayo     What is it?! [19:00] Inayo     Your fly is open. [19:02] Kitayo     Oh, thanks— [19:04] Kaito     Mine might be open, too! [19:06] Sekito     Zip it up, idiot! [19:07] Announcer     Incredible! Staggering! [19:09] Announcer     His skill in making successive     attacks and evading every last joke [19:12] Announcer     is the ultimate secret     technique, "The Joker Killer"! [19:17] Inayo     A combination to be feared for sure. [19:20] Inayo     They're such unspirited guys,     so adept at ignoring us. [19:24] Inayo     I can't believe that thanks to those two,     our strongest combination is... [19:30] Kitayo     Don't get tongue-tied on the important part, idiot! [19:35] Announcer     The double Emmys accidentally retorted! [19:40] Sekito     Now! Let's go! [19:41] Kaito     Yeah! [19:41] Sekito     Pivot Claw! [19:45] Kaito     Right-side Rising Uppercut! [19:52] Announcer     It's over! [19:53] Announcer     The winners: Enter the Gold and Credit Loan Wolf! [20:00] Fukuta     Nice combination, you two, though! [20:06] Kaito     I hope things go well for the     okonomiyaki shop now, too! [20:08] Konomi     Thank you! [20:10] Kaito     All right! [20:11] Kaito     Let's keep this up and head to where Ryuuga is! [20:13] Taiga     Did you say Ryuuga? [20:15] Kaito     Oh, if it isn't Taiga! [20:17] Taiga     You guys know Ryuuga? [20:19] Kaito     Of course! That Ryuuga guy is... [20:21] Boo     You oaf! [20:23] Boo     W-We've actually, um, been     appointed by the country [20:27] Boo     to come to Osaka and make peace     with Ryuuga-san, ka-ching! [20:30] Taiga     Is that right? [20:32] Taiga     That means... [20:35] Taiga     You're the enemy! [20:36] All     Huh? [20:40] Taiga     Apprehend these guys! [20:42] All     Why?! [22:15] Mitsuo     Why are we suddenly being attacked?! [22:17] Fukuta     We can't do a thing on our own, though! [22:20] Kaito     In that case, I better get my butt in gear! [22:22] Sekito     Please, put that away! [22:23] Kaito     Next time, "Business Partnership! SIGN    "Business Partnership! It's Ryouma Ishin!!" [22:25] Kaito     It's Ryouma Ishin!!" [22:26] Kaito     Let's rake in the dough!