3 - Aim for Ten Billion Yen! The Hero Wars Curtain Rises!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Ai     Kaito! Kaito! [00:03] Ai     What is this?! [00:06] Kaito     Ah, you noticed? [00:07] Kaito     Awesome, ain't it? [00:08] Ai     What is? [00:09] Kaito     Sixteen points... In other words... [00:09] Kaito      [00:11] Kaito     "Hero"! [00:12] Ai     Jeez! That's nothing to brag about! [00:14] Ai     If something doesn't change,     your life will just keep snowballing! [00:17] Ai     You can't study, and you've been     burdened with a ten billion yen debt. [00:21] Ai     What're you planning to do from now on? [00:23] Kaito     What do you mean? [00:25] Kaito     Studying aside, the ten billion     will work itself out somehow. [00:28] Ai     It will not! [00:31] Maki     Good morning. [00:33] Maki     I'm here to report hot news with     a hot heart,* Hero Bank Times*. [00:37] Maki     I'm your on-the-scene reporter, Maki Kashii. [00:41] Maki     Today, we have an important announcement. [00:43] Kaito     Huh? What is it?! [00:45] Maki     Recently, Hero Battles     have spread across the world. [00:48] Maki     In hopes of furthering their development, [00:50] Maki     it's been decided that the     "Hero Wars" will be held here [00:54] Maki     in the Big Money District,     birthplace of Hero Bank Company! [00:58] Ai     Shut up! [01:00] Maki     Participation is open to all! [01:01] Maki     What's more, the championship prize is... [01:04] Maki     An incredible... [01:06] Maki     Ten billion yen! [01:08] Kaito     Ten billion yen?! [01:08] Ai     No way?! [01:09] Kaito     All right! This is it! [01:11] Kaito     If I can win this, my ten billion     yen debt will be totally paid off! SIGN    HERO BANK SIGN    Aim for Ten Billion Yen! The Hero Wars Curtain Rises!! [02:48] Kaito     Aim for Ten Billion Yen! [02:49] Kaito     The Hero Wars Curtain Rises!! [02:53] Kaito     Fukuta! Mitsuo! [02:55] Kaito     You guys saw the news about     the Hero Wars, didn't you? [02:58] Mitsuo     Yes. [02:58] Fukuta     Of course. [03:01] Kaito     Then let's enter with our Bankfon Gs right now! [03:05] Mitsuo     You're wrong, Kaito-kun. [03:07] Mitsuo     Did you watch the Hero Bank Times     all the way to the end? [03:12] Mitsuo     Mitsuo Zaizen's explanation time! SIGN    Mitsuo Zaizen's Explanation Time [03:17] Mitsuo     Listen up, Kaito-kun. [03:19] ---     Entries to the Hero Wars will     be accepted at the E-Money Mart. [03:24] Mitsuo     And, with the start of the qualifiers,     it's possible for the fight leader [03:28] Mitsuo     who's entered to compete     at any time in any place. [03:30] Mitsuo     Those who accumulate ten victories first     will get to advance to the final tournament! SIGN    Champion [03:36] Kaito     Question, Mr. Mitsuo! [03:38] Mitsuo     Yes, Kaito-kun. [03:40] Kaito     Won't an elementary schooler     like me be at a disadvantage, then? [03:43] Kaito     People who have nothing but free     time all day can win and advance first. [03:46] Mitsuo     That's a good question. [03:49] Mitsuo     That's today's main point. [03:51] Mitsuo     Just as you say, Kaito-kun,     between an adult with free time SIGN    Mitsuo's Explanation Time Hero Wars Lecture [03:54] Mitsuo     and an elementary schooler     working hard at his studies, [03:56] Mitsuo     the elementary schooler is     at an absolute disadvantage! [04:00] Mitsuo     That is why, in the interest     of upholding fairness, [04:03] Mitsuo     the tournament regulations stipulate     you are limited to one victory per day! SIGN    One victory per day! [04:07] Mitsuo     Also! A losing party may seek revenge! [04:10] Mitsuo     The technical term is "Gunslinger System"! SIGN    Gunslinger System [04:14] Kaito     The Gunslinger System... [04:16] Mitsuo     This won't be on the test! [04:21] Kaito     That's our Big Money Elementary     number one genius! [04:24] Kaito     Awesome! [04:25] Mitsuo     Aw, I'm not all that. [04:27] Mitsuo     Anyone who just looked into it a little could... [04:29] Kaito     Oh, Nagare. [04:30] Kaito     You should enter and fight     in the Hero Wars with me! [04:33] Nagare     Huh? [04:34] Kaito     If we participate as Big Money Company,     we're sure to take the championship! [04:38] Nagare     No. I'll pass. [04:40] Nagare     I've got cram school. [04:41] Kaito     Aw, don't say that. [04:44] Kaito     I wanted us to take the     opportunity to do it together. [04:46] Teacher     Good morning, class. [04:48] Kaito     C'mon, Nagare! [04:50] Kaito     You can just try it a little, right? [04:51] Teacher     U-Um... [04:52] Kaito     Hey, hey! Are you listening, Nagare? [04:53] Teacher     Everyone, please quiet down... [04:55] Mitsuo     Everyone, it's Mr. Takeda! [04:58] Students     Uh-oh. [04:59] Students     I didn't even notice him. [05:01] Teacher     Thank you, Zaizen-kun. [05:03] Teacher     Now, without further ado,     let's begin homeroom... [05:05] StudentA     Teacher! I can't hear you at all! [05:08] Teacher     Um... Then, your homework... [05:11] Kaito     Sorry, Teacher. [05:12] Kaito     I forgot my whole backpack. [05:16] Kaito     Nagare, sorry. [05:17] Kaito     Let me see your backpack. [05:18] Nagare     Huh? [05:19] Nagare     Not just my textbook? [05:23] Teacher     U-Um, excuse me. [05:26] Teacher     The lesson... SIGN    E-Money Mart [05:35] Maki     Hello! [05:36] Maki     I'm your on-the-scene reporter, Maki Kashii! [05:39] Maki     I'm here at the Hero Wars     entry site, the E-Money Mart! [05:43] Maki     But just look at this! [05:46] Maki     People! People! A huge line of people! [05:49] Maki     These are all fight leaders who have come to enter! [05:52] Maki     On the scene! Maki's interview! SIGN    On the Scene! SIGN    Maki-chan's SIGN    Interview! [05:56] Maki     About how many hours have     you been here in line today? [05:58] Ai     Huh? About two hours,     ever since school ended. [06:02] Maki     I see! [06:03] Maki     That's the zeal you invest in Hero Battles! [06:05] Maki     It's an example we should all learn from. [06:07] Ai     Huh? Hero Battles? [06:09] Ai     This isn't a limited time sale on eggs?! [06:11] Maki     No. Um, this is the line     to enter the Hero Wars. [06:15] Ai     What?! Then, where's the     limited time sale on eggs? [06:22] Maki     Isn't that it? [06:24] Kaito     Oh... Hey, Sis, it's you! [06:26] Ai     Kaito! [06:26] Kaito     Did you stand in line for me? [06:30] Kaito     Thank you! [06:31] Ai     Hey, Kaito! [06:32] Ai     Ow, ow, ow... [06:33] Ai     Who said you could enter the tournament?! [06:35] Ai     Until your test scores start skyrocketing, [06:38] Ai     you're banned from Hero Battles! [06:40] Kaito     N-No way! [06:41] Maki     Oh, my! [06:42] Maki     This is the oft-talked-about issue,     the juggling of both Hero Battles and studies! [06:46] Maki     Please, give me your commentary! [06:48] Ai     U-Um... Oh, no! [06:50] Ai     I was only saying, if he could just get his     grades up a little... Right, Kaito-chan? [06:54] Ai     I know! [06:56] Ai     Mitsuo-kun, if you wouldn't mind,     could you tutor my little brother here? [07:00] Mitsuo     Huh?! [07:01] Mitsuo     Sure... [07:03] Ai     Yay! I'm so grateful! [07:06] Ai     Isn't that great, Kai— Huh? [07:08] Ai     Where's Kaito? [07:11] Kaito     I don't have any money to enter! [07:14] Kaito     Sis, lend me the 10,000 yen entry fee! [07:18] Ai     Kaito... Where do you think     I've got that much money? [07:22] Ai     I'm trying to save every last yen here. [07:24] Ai     I was even standing in line     for a limited time sale! [07:27] ---     Ow, ow, ow! S-Sis, I'm sorry! [07:30] Kaito     Smiles are free, you know! [07:31] Mitsuo     That's our Double Faced Ai-san! [07:34] Maki     Keep that camera rolling! [07:35] Maki     The middle school girl turned into an ogre! [07:38] Maki     This is a scoop! [07:39] Ai     What is with you guys?! [07:41] Ai     Don't underestimate a     bona fide middle school girl! SIGN    Please stand by. [07:50] Sennen     The path to repay ten billion     yen is quite steep indeed. [08:02] Sennen     Well, good luck, [08:05] Sennen     young men. [08:07] Students     Morning! [08:09] Kaito     Ah, 10,000 yen, huh? [08:12] Kaito     Isn't there some good money-making idea? [08:15] Fukuta     How about I tell your fortune     with Platina's prophecy? [08:20] Kaito     Or I could have a hero battle with     someone and get some fight money... [08:24] Kaito     What do you think, Head of Whatever? [08:26] Nagare     I think it would be best to keep up     our honest work with odd jobs... [08:30] Kaito     What about you, Mitsuo? [08:31] Kaito     Do you have any good ideas? [08:34] Mitsuo     Um, actually... [08:36] Mitsuo     I can't enter the Hero Wars anymore. [08:41] Fukuta/Kaito     What?! [08:43] Kaito     What do you mean? [08:44] Kaito     Mitsuo! SIGN    Big Money Company [09:00] Kaito     Darn it! [09:02] Kaito     Who would do something like that to Mitsuo?! [09:05] (Flashback) Mitsuo     Actually... Yesterday,     I got this photo and email. [09:09] (Flashback) Kaito     What? [09:10] (Flashback) Kaito     What's this? [09:12] (Flashback) Fukuta     It's a photo from yesterday at the entry site... [09:15] (Flashback) Mitsuo     It said if I keep participating in Hero Bank, [09:19] (Flashback) Mitsuo     they'll send it to my mother. [09:21] (Flashback) Mitsuo     If this continues, I might     bring trouble to all of you! [09:24] (Flashback) Mitsuo     So for the time being, I'll go my own way. [09:27] (Flashback) Kaito     Your own way? What're you talking about? [09:31] (Flashback) Kaito     Mitsuo! [09:34] Kaito     Crap! [09:36] Nagare     But, why would they send     that to Mitsuo-kun's mom? [09:39] Kaito     When we were in third grade, [09:41] Kaito     you were in a different class,     so you might not know this. [09:45] Kaito     Back when Mitsuo had just moved to our school, [09:47] Kaito     he studied way too much. [09:49] Kaito     His mom was obsessed with his education     and forbid him from Hero Battles. [09:55] (Flashback) Mitsuo     Oh, no... [09:57] Kaito     That Mitsuo... [09:58] Kaito     He's doing it in secret right now, [10:01] Kaito     but if she finds out... [10:03] Nagare     So that's what happened. [10:04] Kaito     I'm positive he wants to     participate in the Hero Wars! [10:08] Kaito     Please, Fukuta! [10:10] Kaito     Use your prophecies to find out     who harassed him like that! [10:13] Fukuta     I'm on it, though. [10:15] Fukuta     Platina. [10:19] Fukuta     He got a zap, though! [10:22] Fukuta     Wait, though... [10:27] Kaito     Drat! I'll definitely find the culprit! [10:32] Nagare     Leave that part to me! [10:34] Kaito     Thanks, Nagare! [10:37] Kaito     Sorry! [10:40] Fukuta     Are you okay, though? [10:42] Kaito     I ripped myself a new one! [10:43] Fukuta     That one was there to begin with, though... [10:46] Teacher     Um, no running in the hallwa— [10:48] Kaito     Ah! Mr. Takeda! Sorry about that! [10:50] Kaito     I was in a bit of a rush! [10:54] Kaito     This is... [10:56] Kaito     What's the meaning of this, Mr. Takeda? [10:59] Teacher     D-Don't touch that! [11:02] Kaito     Why do you have this picture? [11:05] Teacher     Study... [11:06] Kaito     What? I can't hear you. [11:08] Teacher     Study! [11:10] Teacher     Studying is an elementary schooler's duty! [11:13] Teacher     If you don't study while you're a child,     you won't become a fine adult! [11:16] Teacher     And yet, there's all this Hero Bank     and Hero Wars nonsense... [11:19] Teacher     It's unthinkable! [11:21] Kaito     I don't really get it, but that     email was from you, wasn't it?! [11:24] Kaito     That's cowardly! [11:26] Teacher     And what if it was? [11:28] Kaito     Let's settle this with a Hero Battle! [11:30] Fukuta     Huh? [11:31] A     Mitsuo-kun! [11:33] A     It's terrible! [11:34] A     Kaito-kun just challenged     Mr. Takeda to a Hero Battle! [11:37] Mitsuo     Huh? [11:40] Kaito     Come on, bring it! [11:41] Kaito     The conditions are just like I said earlier. [11:44] Teacher     Fine! [11:46] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun! [11:47] A     Oh, over there! [11:49] Kaito     Here I go! [11:50] Kaito     Bankfon G, activate! [11:53] Kaito     Job change! [12:08] Kaito     Enter the Gold! SIGN    Enter the Gold [12:12] Teacher     Job change! [12:14] Teacher     This is mine! [12:18] Teacher     Magnum... SIGN    Magnum Teacher [12:21] Teacher     Teacher! SIGN    Pass [12:24] Announcer     Here we go! [12:26] Announcer     Now, competing in the setting     of Big Money Elementary are [12:30] Announcer     Enter the Gold, Kaito Gosho,     versus Magnum Teacher. [12:34] Announcer     His battle name is     The Purgatory Edu-ogre! SIGN    Purgatory Edu-Ogre [12:37] Announcer     Magnum Takeda! [12:40] Kaito     What an eccentric name... [12:44] Teacher     This is the true form of an     educator who is truly on fire! [12:50] Fukuta     It's like his personality has     completely changed, though. [12:53] Announcer     Magnum has already entered the Hero Wars! [12:56] Announcer     In other words, if Kaito Gosho wins this, [12:58] Announcer     he can use the fight money     to enter the Hero Wars, [13:01] Announcer     and it will be his first victory     toward the qualifier! [13:04] Kaito     I see! That's one way to do it! [13:06] Announcer     Now, battle money will     start at one million yen! [13:09] Announcer     No time limit! [13:11] Announcer     Hero battle! [13:13] Announcer     Fight! [13:14] A     It's started! [13:15] B     Get him, Kaito! [13:17] C     Take down Mr. Takeda! [13:19] Mitsuo     You're being rash, Kaito-kun. [13:21] Kaito     Okay! Right now, the money gauge is 50/50! [13:24] Kaito     Victory to the swift! [13:25] Kaito     I'll end this now! [13:27] Teacher     No matter what sort of attack it may be, [13:29] Teacher     it won't work on your teacher! [13:31] Teacher     Take this! [13:33] Kaito     Too fast! I can't get close to him! [13:36] Teacher     Huh? [13:36] Kaito     What? [13:37] ---     Huh? [13:38] Teacher     Huh? [13:39] ---     Oh, no! [13:40] ---     Out of bullets?! You're mine! [13:42] Teacher     Naïve. [13:44] Kaito     What?! SIGN    Bonus [13:45] Teacher     Secret technique! Bonus Charging! [13:53] Teacher     Eat this! [13:55] Teacher     Barrel Hit! [14:00] Kaito     Why? The battle money     increased all on its own?! SIGN    Takeda Big Money Bank [14:03] Teacher     That's because I put in my bonus     from last year from my savings account! [14:08] Kaito     What?! That's not fair!     Just because you're an adult! [14:11] Teacher     Did you forget? [14:12] Teacher     This is a world where having     no money equals weakness! [14:16] Teacher     That's what this so-called Hero Battle realm is! [14:20] Teacher     I'm adding another three months' salary! SIGN    Salary [14:24] Teacher     Engagement charge! [14:27] Fukuta     That's money you use to buy     an engagement ring, though! [14:30] Kaito     What? [14:33] Teacher     Education is my one love! [14:34] Teacher     For one such as I who cannot     get a girlfriend, it is necessary! [14:37] Teacher     Quick Draw! [14:40] Students     Kaito! [14:41] A     He's in trouble, Mitsuo-kun. [14:43] Mitsuo     But... I can't join... [14:45] Kaito     I can't lose! [14:47] Kaito     If I don't win this,     then you won't delete that picture! [14:51] Teacher     It's pointless! [14:53] Teacher     I'll win, and I'll have all of     you give up on the Hero Wars! [14:57] Kaito     No! [14:58] Kaito     I'll be in the Hero Wars, no matter what! [15:01] Kaito     And I'll have Hero Battles with Mitsuo! [15:06] Mitsuo     When I did nothing but study and study... [15:08] Mitsuo     I couldn't make friends or have Hero Battles, [15:11] Mitsuo     and he's the one and only     buddy who called out to me. [15:14] (Flashback) Kaito     Hey, let's do Hero Battles together! [15:18] (Flashback) Kaito     You actually like them, don't you? [15:19] (Flashback) Mitsuo     Yeah! [15:22] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun. [15:23] Teacher     Still not going down, are you? [15:25] Teacher     In that case, how about this? SIGN    Serial Lectures! SIGN    Proverbs!! SIGN    Fill in the blank!! [15:29] Teacher     Serial Lectures! Fill in the blank: proverbs! [15:32] Teacher     Question one. [15:34] Announcer     Relationships end when the "blank" exhausts.     Many a little fills the "blank." [15:39] Announcer     Oh, what's this? [15:41] Announcer     If he doesn't answer the test     correctly, he'll take an attack. [15:43] Announcer     What a dreadful skill! [15:46] Kaito     That's a piece of cake. [15:48] Kaito     Relationships end when the butt exhausts. [15:50] Kaito     Many a little fills the butt! [15:52] Fukuta     That's no good at all, though! [15:56] ---     Kaito!     Kaito-kun! [15:59] Kaito     No way! [16:01] Teacher     Number two! SIGN    Big Money Station [16:02] Teacher     What is this map symbol?! [16:04] Kaito     Huh?! What is this? [16:06] Kaito     Isn't it a butt hole?! [16:09] Teacher     Fool, fool, fool! [16:11] Teacher     Map symbols are third grade level! [16:14] Teacher     This is what you get for not     listening to my lessons! [16:16] Kaito     I should have paid more attention! [16:19] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun! Remember! [16:22] Kaito     Mitsuo! [16:23] Mitsuo     You should have seen this somewhere! [16:25] Mitsuo     That symbol isn't a butt. [16:27] Mitsuo     You saw it yesterday in the     line in front of the station. [16:30] Kaito     Oh! I know! [16:32] Kaito     This is... a police box! [16:34] Kaito     The mark of a police box     in front of the station! [16:39] Announcer     Correct! [16:40] Announcer     And getting advice from a second party     is not in conflict with regulations! [16:46] Kaito     So you came? [16:48] Mitsuo     Kaito-kun! I want to do Hero     Battles with everyone, too! [16:52] Mitsuo     And I want to win the Hero Wars championship! [16:55] Kaito     Mitsuo! [16:56] Fukuta     Our reliable managing director     has returned, though! [16:58] Teacher     Crafty, crafty, crafty! [17:01] Teacher     Even with more allies, you're no match for me! [17:04] Teacher     How about this? [17:06] Announcer     When a ten yen product's cost price is 40%, [17:09] Announcer     if you sell 100,000 units,     what is the sum total profit? [17:13] Kaito     Wait a second! [17:14] Kaito     There's no way I was ever taught that! [17:16] Kaito     That's foul play! Foul play! Foul play! [17:18] Mitsuo     No, it's not. [17:19] Mitsuo     We've learned it. [17:21] Mitsuo     Mr. Takeda, I remember. [17:24] Mitsuo     In our arithmetics class, [17:26] Mitsuo     you also taught us business calculations,     saying it would benefit us one day. SIGN    When a ten yen product's cost price is 40%,          if you sell 100,000 units,          what is the sum total profit? [17:31] Mitsuo     I really looked forward to that! [17:35] Teacher     M-Mitsuo-kun, you... [17:38] Teacher     listened to my lectures so closely... [17:41] Mitsuo     Yes. [17:42] Kaito     So, Mitsuo, how do you solve this? [17:45] Mitsuo     Think in terms of Yummy Sticks. SIGN    1 Stick = 10 yen [17:47] Mitsuo     The profit on one ten yen Yummy Stick [17:50] Mitsuo     is 100% minus 40%, which makes 60%. [17:53] Mitsuo     In other words, six yen! SIGN    6 yen [17:55] Mitsuo     Multiply that six yen by 100,000! [17:58] Kaito     Huh? That's it? [18:00] Kaito     Boy, that's a simple calculation! [18:03] Kaito     If the profit on a single Yummy Stick is six yen, [18:06] Kaito     and you sold 100,000 of them,     the answer would be... [18:13] Kaito     600,000 yen! [18:16] Fukuta/Mitsuo     He did it! [18:20] Announcer     Look at this! [18:21] Announcer     With the help of his classmates... [18:23] Fukuta     ...the battle money is piling right up, though! [18:25] Mitsuo     Now he can use that technique, [18:28] Mitsuo     with everyone's feelings in it! [18:33] ---     All right! [18:35] Kaito     Time to rake in the dough! [18:40] Kaito     Explosive Gold Rush! [18:45] Teacher     Don't underestimate a civil servant! [18:49] Kaito     And don't you underestimate     an elementary schooler! [18:54] Teacher     What's the meaning of this?! [18:57] Teacher     It's stable income!     It's stable income, and yet... [19:00] Teacher     Why?! [19:06] Announcer     The winner: Enter the Gold! [19:09] Announcer     Kaito Gosho! [19:12] Kaito     All right! [19:14] Kaito     That's my first win! [19:19] Kaito     Mr. Takeda! [19:20] Mitsuo     Are you okay? [19:22] Teacher     I-I'm fine... Zaizen-kun... [19:25] Teacher     I thought that if you, the one who     always listens to my lessons, [19:29] Teacher     ended up captivated by the Hero Wars, [19:31] Teacher     there'd be nobody to listen to me anymore. [19:35] Teacher     What have I done... [19:36] Mitsuo     No need to worry. [19:38] Mitsuo     I love your lessons! [19:42] Teacher     Zaizen-kun, you are so... [19:44] Kaito     Starting today, I'll listen to your lessons, too. [19:48] Kaito     After all, now I know just how much     I was skipping out on studying, [19:52] Kaito     even though you teach us all sorts of things. [19:55] Kaito     Be sure to teach me lots of stuff again! [19:57] Teacher     Kaito-kun! [19:59] Teacher     Yeah, you can count on me! [20:00] Teacher     I'll teach you about     studying and about battles! [20:03] Fukuta     Teacher, the way you said that... [20:05] Fukuta     I get the feeling it's just like when     you were wearing the Hero Suit, though. [20:09] Teacher     You're right! [20:10] Teacher     It looks like my anxiety is gone. [20:12] Teacher     Kaito-kun, I'll have you redo your     homework over lunch break! [20:16] Kaito     Huh? Spartan education?! [20:23] Mitsuo     Hey, by the way, where's Nagare-kun? [20:25] Fukuta     He started cleaning in     the middle of it, though. [20:35] Mitsuo     That's the same as Nagare-kun's     Sniping Sweeper, isn't it? [20:38] Kaito     Yeah. [20:42] Kaito     It couldn't be... [22:15] Kaito     A real man doesn't roll with the flow! [22:17] Mitsuo     Yo! Company president! [22:18] Kaito     A real man doesn't give up! [22:19] Fukuta     Yo! Number one in Japan! [22:20] Kaito     A real man... [22:21] Ai     If that's true, then eat all your vegetables! [22:24] Kaito     Next time, "Perilous! Kaito's Regent!" SIGN    "Perilous! Kaito's Regent!!" [22:27] Kaito     Let's rake in the dough!