E7 - Idea 7 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Una     One evening, as I was washing     my hair in the bath... [00:14] Una     I felt like I was being watched,     but of course nobody was there. [00:22] Una     What was that, I wonder. [00:24] Shi     That's so scary, huh?! [00:25] God     I feel ya. [00:27] Shi     God? [00:29] God     This is my next divine request. [00:32] God     That's really scary,     so do something about it. SIGN    Heaven's Design Team [02:07] Shi     The official request is for     an animal that's watching [02:12] Shi     even though it looks like nothing's there. [02:14] Una     That's so ridiculous. [02:16] Miz     Well, it's par for the course. [02:18] Mei     Maybe it was an ex who was staring at you? [02:22] Una     Please don't say things that really are scary. [02:26] Shi     How about an animal that blends in with     its surroundings like a chameleon? [02:30] Miz     Hey, your mental image is wrong. [02:33] Miz     The chameleon is bad at camouflage. [02:36] Miz     This panther chameleon was already accepted. [02:39] Miz     The chameleon doesn't change its color     after looking at its surroundings. [02:43] Miz     It's based on the lighting or its mood. [02:46] Shi     Its mood?! [02:47] Miz     For instance, when a male meets     a female he fancies... SIGN    2 Minutes Later SIGN    3 Minutes Later [02:56] Shi     That's so slow. [02:58] Una     That reminds me of the squids     you made, Pluto-chan. [03:01] Una     They also change color,     but they do it super fast. [03:04] Una     How does that work? [03:06] Mei     Squids have chromatophores on     the surface of their bodies, [03:09] Mei     and can change color with their muscles. SIGN    Chromatophores [03:11] Mei     Flexing or relaxing them can make      the change happen in an instant. [03:15] Shi     That sounds like it could qualify as [03:17] Shi     "that's watching even though it     looks like nothing's there." [03:20] Miz     Let's try it in a simulation. [03:27] Shi     Did we have to go this far? [03:31] Una     Well, reproducibility and field     testing are important. [03:35] Mzi     All right, Pluto-chan, bring out your squid. [03:38] Mei     Coming right up! [03:39] Una     Scrub, scrub... Scrub, scrub... [03:46] Una     There's a squid there. [03:48] Una     It's too obvious that there's a     squid there. Mostly the eyes. [03:51] Una     And that jiggly three-dimensionality     looks so tasty. [03:54] Miz     No good, huh? [03:55] Una     Besides, why is the squid even in the bath? [03:58] Una     What's the situation? What does the     squid want to do behind my back? [04:02] Miz     This strange situation has      made him oddly rational. [04:06] Miz     I guess the squid has its limits. [04:08] Mei     Then how about making a creature      that becomes transparent in water? [04:12] Miz     We'd need engineering help for that. [04:14] Mei     I mean, lifeforms are made of water. [04:17] Mei     Maybe we can just make a fish     with transparent blood? [04:20] Hig     That'll be difficult. SIGN    Prototype Lab [04:22] Hig     The oxygen transporter, hemoglobin,     is the reason blood is red. [04:26] Hig     If you take that out,     blood can't transport oxygen. [04:29] Mei     Then how about forcing the blood     plasma to transport it? SIGN    Blood Plasma [04:32] Mei     Plasma is essentially transparent. [04:34] Hig     You could, but the efficiency would be terrible. [04:37] Una     Then make the heart bigger     and the veins thicker. [04:41] Mei     Let's also add cutaneous respiration! [04:43] Mei     Then it can take in oxygen directly     from the surrounding water. [04:46] Miz     Okay! [04:48] Shi     God has spoken! [04:49] God     Accepted! SIGN    Crocodile      Icefish SIGN    Accepted [04:52] Mei     Let's put it in the tub right away! [04:55] Hig     The tub? [05:03] Una     I know it's weird to say something     after it was accepted, [05:06] Una     but it would be terrifying if you     locked eyes with that in the tub. [05:10] Shi     Oh, we got a follow-up request. [05:12] Shi     Um, could you make it so you     can't lock eyes with it? [05:17] Shi     Can the eyes be made transparent? [05:19] Miz     That's impossible. [05:20] Meid     Suppose you were an invisible angel.     Then your eyes would be transparent, too. [05:25] Meid     Your retinas could not absorb the light     hitting the eye. It would just pass through. [05:31] Shi     Does that mean my invisible self     wouldn't be able to see anything? [05:35] Mei     Correct. [05:37] Mei     While nobody could see you, you would     also not be able to see anyone. [05:42] Mei     You would be able to     experience true loneliness. [05:44] Mei     How wonderful! [05:46] Shi     I-I see. And I always thought being     invisible would be fun... [05:51] Una     Even if you wanted to prank someone,     if you can't see anything... [05:55] Miz     If we can't make the eyes disappear, [05:57] Miz     how about adding eyes to creatures     that the naked eye cannot see? [06:01] Miz     Like a single-celled organism in the water? [06:03] Una     That means at first,     it'll look like normal water. [06:06] Una     But if you zoom in... [06:12] Both     That's super terrifying! [06:14] Miz     I-Is it no good? [06:17] Shi     God has spoken! [06:18] God     Accepted! SIGN    Accepted SIGN    Single-Celled Organism     With an Eye      (Dinoflagellate) [06:22] Hgi     A single-celled organism      only has, well, one cell. [06:26] Hgi     And you want to add an eye     to it? Are you serious? [06:29] Miz     Simple and multipurpose is     my forte. We can do it. [06:33] Miz     Let's do our best together, Mars-san. [06:35] Hig     Yeah, yeah. I'll be counting on you. [06:38] Una     The request was to make     a scary story not so scary. [06:42] Una     Why did that result in a     scary creature being born? [06:46] Una     I would have preferred having a cute, [06:48] Una     small, transparent fish there when     I feel someone looking at me [06:51] Una     from a place that looks empty. [06:54] God     I feel you! [06:57] Shi     "Watching, even though nobody's there"...     Isn't that God? SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist [07:04] Ken     The Illustrated Guide to Creatures     That Really Exist! [07:08] Shi     I didn't know that chameleons     change color based on their mood. [07:13] Shi     I always thought that was for camouflage. [07:15] Miz     Chameleons turn black when     they're stressed out or depressed. [07:18] Shi     They're so sensitive. [07:20] Shi     It's so interesting that there are creatures     that change color based on their mood. [07:23] Miz     I think you'd change color, too. [07:26] Miz     Their color also changes based on the sun. [07:28] Miz     When it's hot, it goes into     infrared reflection mode, [07:31] Miz     so its body temperature     doesn't get too high. [07:33] Shi     So when it's in a light spot, [07:35] Shi     it gets lighter to reflect the sun,     and when it's in a dark spot, it gets dark— [07:40] Shi     Wait? Isn't this camouflage? [07:43] Miz     Yeah, often that's the result. [07:47] Shi     I see! [07:50] Miz     See? You changed color. [07:59] All     Wow! [08:01] All     So pretty! [08:04] All     Nice! [08:06] Tsu     I'm worried. [08:09] Tsu     Ever since that big fireworks show, [08:11] Tsu     my grandson Kenta has only been sighing. [08:16] Ken     I want to meet them again. [08:18] Tsu     He was drawing something like a portrait. [08:22] Tsu     I thought it might be my     grandson's first love. [08:26] Tsu     So I decided to create the     object of his first love. [08:35] Shi     C-Create? [08:38] Shi     This situation has gone mad all of a sudden! [08:41] Shi     What do you mean by "create"? [08:44] Miz     Wouldn't it be faster to     find the other child? [08:47] Miz     Pluto-chan was there, too.     Why don't you ask her to help? [08:52] Tsu     Well, I did go and ask her, but... [08:57] (Flashback) Mei     I didn't really see anyone like that.     It was very crowded, anyway. [09:00] (Flashback) Tsu     I see. Sorry for bothering     you when you're busy. [09:04] (Flashback) Tsu     What are you working on, anyway? [09:06] (Flashback) Mei     A "creature with eyes that stand out." [09:09] (Flashback) Mei     I went to the fireworks     because I wanted to see how [09:12] (Flashback) Mei     the prototype for this nocturnal     animal would react. [09:14] (Flashback) Tsu     Oh, for the internal competition! [09:16] (Flashback) Tsu     I might submit something, too. [09:19] (Flashback) Tsu     The person my grandson wanted to     meet was "cute, with big eyes." [09:22] (Flashback) Mei     Sounds nice! [09:24] Tsu     So since I have no leads, I decided     to just create something. [09:29] Shi     Huh... By the way, why is Pluto-san     staying in a tent on Galapagos? [09:34] Kan     In order to push herself. [09:36] Kan     Even though she's in the middle of nature, [09:38] Kan     she's not even stepping outside of the tent. [09:40] Kan     It's like she locked     herself in a can to work. [09:42] Shi     She's very stoic, huh? SIGN    Prototype Lab [09:44] Tsu     The base is done already. [09:46] Tsu     Kenta will be so happy! [09:48] Shi     I don't think seeing something that has a     vague resemblance is what Kenta wanted. [09:54] Miz     He wanted to have another encounter,     so of course he'll be happy. [09:57] Shi     I'm surrounded by madmen! [09:59] Tsu     Here we are! [10:07] Tsu     I think this is what the     base should look like. [10:09] Tsu     What do you think? [10:10] Miz     It looks just like your grandson's drawing. [10:12] Shi     I really don't think so! [10:15] Hig     Listen, about this kid... [10:16] Shi     Finally, a voice of reason! [10:18] Hig     If the eyes are this big, I can't     make muscles to move the eyeballs. [10:23] Hig     There's not enough room in its skull. [10:25] Shi     Wait, that's your objection?! [10:27] Hig     Eyeballs need quite a lot     of space in the back. [10:30] Hig     If the eyes are this big,     they'll fill the entire skull cavity. [10:36] Shi     Hm, but Mercury-san, didn't the ostrich     that you designed also have big eyes? [10:40] Miz     The ostrich also doesn't have room     for muscles to move the eyes. [10:44] Miz     That's why I made it so it moves     its entire head to look at things. [10:48] Tsu     Next, we have this tongue here. [10:51] Tsu     Mercury-kun, you made an     animal like this, right? [10:54] Miz     The gecko. [10:55] Miz     Since it doesn't have eyelids, it licks its     eyes with its tongue to lubricate them. [10:59] Shi     It's sort of cute. [11:01] Tsu     I see. You mean like this? [11:05] Shi     Th-That's not cute! [11:07] Miz     Chief, [11:09] Miz     might this line in the eye     be a winking expression? [11:12] Miz     That suggests there are eyelids. [11:14] Tsu     Oh, right. Then let's make the     long tongue be for feeding. [11:19] Miz     One more thing. [11:21] Miz     This detail here by the mouth. [11:23] Miz     Could there be two tongues? [11:26] Miz     That would mean there's one for     grooming and one for feeding. [11:31] Tsu     I see! Let's go with that idea, too. [11:36] Shi     Oh, no! Kenta-kun's first love... [11:39] Shi     Aren't we drifting further and     further from the answer here? [11:41] Shi     But maybe I should just be happy     the base wasn't a horse. [11:44] Tsu     Mars-kun, what do you think? [11:46] Hig     Well, what kind of food are we looking at? [11:49] Tsu     Since there are two eyes facing forward, [11:51] Tsu     this is not an herbivore, but a carnivore. [11:54] Shi     You can tell from just the     position of the eyes? [11:57] Hig     Having eyes on the sides gives     you a wider field of vision, [11:59] Hig     which means you can spot     your enemies better. [12:01] Hig     That's for animals who want to     flee from other animals, or herbivores. [12:04] Shi     Aha... [12:06] Hig     On the flip side, having eyes facing forward [12:07] Hig     grants a wider area where     the fields of vision overlap. [12:09] Hig     That gives you better depth perception and     lets you know the distance to your prey. [12:13] Shi     Ah, so animals that want to catch other animals! [12:16] Tsu     This animal runs and chases its prey. [12:22] Shi     Every aspect just makes it scarier. [12:25] Hig     But if the jaw is this small, [12:27] Hig     it won't have enough power to     tear apart big pieces of meat. [12:30] Miz     Should we make it swallow the     prey whole, like a snake? [12:32] Miz     You can make the jaw split sideways and     remove the sternum to open up the rib cage. SIGN    Sternum [12:36] Miz     Then swallowing prey whole will be easy. SIGN    Snakes don't have one [12:44] Hig     You need the sternum to attach     the muscles that move the arms. [12:48] Hig     The snake's fine because     it doesn't have arms. [12:50] Miz     I guess swallowing whole is out, then. [12:52] Hig     I don't think explosiveness     or stamina are a thing here. [12:55] Hig     At best, we're looking at     catching slow insects. [12:58] Miz     Insects... [13:01] Miz     Then this must be a snail! [13:06] Tsu     That's it! [13:07] Shi     Are you sure?! [13:10] Tsu     All right, that's the spitting      image of the drawing! [13:13] Tsu     What do you think?     Will it be love on first sight? [13:15] Miz     It would be for me! [13:17] Shi     They've created a monstrosity! [13:19] Tsu     Shimoda-kun, don't be shy.     Let us know what you think. [13:21] Shi     Well, um, just one thing... [13:25] Shi     Maybe it's lacking a little bit of cuteness. [13:29] Tsu     Cuteness... That's an area     we're not very good at. [13:32] Hig     Oh, I remember Neptune-san adding hair and     saying cute animals need to be fluffy. [13:38] Tsu     That's it! Let's focus on     cuteness and fluff it up! [13:43] Tsu     It's done! SIGN    My Grandson's      First Love [13:45] Miz     It's spot-on, Saturn-san! [13:47] Shi     I feel so sorry for your memories     of your first love, Kenta-kun! [13:51] Mei     I'm back. [13:55] Mei     Exactly the same!? [13:56] Tsu     Why?! [13:59] Tsu     We were trying to recreate     my grandson's drawing. [14:03] Mei     Oh, that's me. [14:05] Shi     This little one? [14:07] Mei     No, no, I'm here. [14:09] Shi     Oh, so it's not a drawing of the fireworks? [14:12] Mei     And next to me is this guy. [14:14] Mei     We ran into Kenta-kun as I was     handing it a snail snack, [14:17] Mei     so the drawing must be of that. [14:19] Mei     The prototype was much bigger, too. [14:22] Mei     Because the eyes are too big to move,     the entire neck can swivel all the way around. [14:26] Mei     It has two tongues, too. [14:28] Tsu     Same for ours. [14:30] Miz     They're perfectly identical! [14:31] Shi     W-Wait, so the "first love" was spot-on? [14:36] Shi     And God has spoken! [14:38] God     Accepted! SIGN    Philippine     Tarsier SIGN    Accepted [14:41] Mei     Yay! Locking myself in paid off! [14:44] Tsu     We unknowingly traced your steps. [14:47] Miz     Kenta-kun's observational     powers are amazing. [14:50] Shi     After that, the one that Saturn-san made... [14:54] Ken     I finally found you again! [14:56] Ken     I missed you! [14:57] Miz     You did it, Chief! [14:58] Tsu     Yeah! [14:58] Ken     I wanted to see you! [15:00] Shi     I-I'm... happy for you. [15:01] Ken     So cute! [15:10] Hig     I don't think the ear canal     should be any bigger. [15:14] Shi     Mars-san, how's progress? [15:17] Hig     We're working on "an animal     with good hearing." [15:20] Tsu     Oh, no! I can see the     eyeball through the ear! [15:24] Tsu     It might accidentally come out that way! [15:27] Shi     I've seen you before. [15:29] Hig     That's why you can't make it so big. [15:31] Shi     Wasn't this Kenta-kun's little friend? [15:34] Tsu     I'm redesigning it into     "an animal with good hearing." [15:38] Tsu     Look, aren't these ears great? [15:41] Tsu     The ridges are there for a reason, too. [15:44] Tsu     The sound hits these ridges, which allows the     animal to know where the sound is coming from. SIGN    Sound [15:49] Tsu     If we can't make the ear canal too big, [15:52] Tsu     I'll have to improve this area instead. [15:54] Shi     You mean make them bigger,     like with elephants? [15:58] Tsu     Elephants don't have good hearing. [16:00] Shi     Really? But their ears are so big! [16:02] Hig     You know how you cup your ears like     this when you try to hear something? [16:07] Hig     A parabolic shape is better     for gathering sound. SIGN    Sound SIGN    Sound SIGN    Sound [16:10] Tsu     The elephant's ears are     flat and have no ridges. [16:13] Hig     Because the elephant's ears are heat sinks. [16:16] Shi     That's right! They get heat     stroke without those ears. [16:19] Shi     So they can't hear well, huh? [16:22] Tsu     But their feet can. [16:24] Shi     Their feet? [16:28] Tsu     Elephants detect the vibrations     of the ground with their feet, [16:31] Tsu     and send them through their     bones to their ears. [16:34] Tsu     It's bone conductivity of a sort. [16:36] Tsu     When they want to hear better,     they press their feet into the ground, [16:42] Tsu     similar to how we might press     our ear against a wall. [16:44] Shi     That's a little bit cute! [16:46] Tsu     Anyway, this ear is cup-shaped,     and with the round ridges, it's ideal! [16:52] Shi     So that's why a lot of animals     have this ear shape. [16:55] Tsu     I was the one who designed     the base model of this ear, [16:59] Tsu     but this time, I am looking to     make something even better! [17:02] Shi     When there are no horses involved,     Saturn-san's quite impressive. [17:06] Hig     These ears might be even better at gathering     sound if they can move freely [17:10] Hig     to match the angle that the     sound is coming from. [17:12] Tsu     I see. How about this? [17:18] Shi     That's a little scary. [17:20] Hig     Should the ear canals stay     on the sides of the head? [17:22] Hig     If they're on the sides, they can     pick up sound from all directions, [17:25] Hig     but it'll make it hard to hear small sounds. [17:27] Tsu     Right. [17:28] Tsu     Then let's bring them to the front. [17:32] ---     There! [17:34] Tsu     This will up the sensitivity! [17:36] Hig     If you specialize in one direction,     the sensitivity will go up, [17:40] Hig     but it also means that they have to move     their head toward sound sources all the time. [17:43] Tsu     That's fine. This model can turn its neck. [17:47] Tsu     Since the neck itself grew, too,     it can also bend up and down. [17:51] Tsu     Lucky! [17:53] Tsu     Let's test if this is good enough to catch     prey just with sound, without relying on vision. [17:57] Tsu     Shimoda-kun, please be the prey. [17:59] ---     Huh? [18:00] ---     Uh... [18:02] ---     What?! [18:05] Shi     I couldn't refuse... [18:10] Shi     It's coming for me! [18:13] Tsu     How did you know it's coming? [18:15] Shi     I mean, the footsteps... [18:17] Tsu     Oh, that. Okay, let's add     wings and make it fly. [18:23] Shi     We're not done yet? [18:25] Tus     Let's adjust the ears too. [18:27] Shi     Huh, why? [18:28] Hig     That's revolutionary! [18:30] Hig     You see, ears can tell where a sound is     coming from based on which ear heard it first. [18:35] Hig     By shifting them up and down, [18:36] Hig     they can detect a sound's height      as well as its direction! [18:38] Hig     That's Saturn-san's genius! [18:40] Tsu     All right! Now detection is possible     no matter where Shimoda-kun runs. [18:44] Shi     This is even more terrifying. [18:50] Shi     I can't sense it anywhere...     but there's really nowhere to hide. [18:59] Tsu     Aw, how did you know it was flying at you? [19:02] Shi     I heard its wings flapping. [19:05] Tsu     This is Mars-san's territory. [19:07] Tsu     Any good ideas? [19:09] Hig     Making the flight feathers jagged might     disperse the sound, and thus lower the volume. SIGN    Smooth SIGN    Jagged [19:15] Tsu     I see! [19:16] Tsu     Let's do another test! [19:17] Shi     A-Again?! [19:22] Shi     I'm sorry... I haven't been attacked yet,     but it's there, right? [19:28] Tsu     What? How could you tell? [19:30] Shi     I mean, when it's twisting its head around, [19:32] Shi     the ears flap around and     are really noticeable. [19:35] Tsu     You're right. [19:37] Tsu     The ears are holding it back. [19:39] Shi     Weren't they the whole point?! [19:43] Tsu     All right, let's squash     the ears into the face. [19:47] Tsu     Then its silhouette won't change     even when it's turning its head. [19:51] Hig     I think that's good. [19:52] Shi     It is? [19:53] Tsu     Then I'll gather all the     ideas and present you with... [19:55] Tsu     An animal with good hearing! [19:58] Shi     God has spoken! SIGN    Owl [19:59] God     Accepted! SIGN    Accepted [20:03] Shi     I'm glad it's not the scary one from before. [20:07] Shi     Saturn-san, where did the     all-important parabola ears go? [20:11] Tsu     This round depression on the face. [20:14] Hig     The entire face is a parabola, [20:16] Hig     so it can focus the sound in the ear     by moving the surrounding feathers. [20:20] Tsu     By the way, its skull looks like this. SIGN    Left Ear SIGN    Right Ear [20:24] Tsu     The ear canals are facing the front     and are vertically misaligned. [20:27] Shi     So you kept that long neck as-is. [20:31] Tsu     As you can see, the silhouette is the     same no matter which way it faces. [20:34] Shi     I'm glad. Since its previous look     is gone, I don't find it as scary. [20:40] Tsu     What are you talking about? [20:41] Tsu     The chicks look basically the same as that. SIGN    Barn Owl Chicks [20:47] Hig     You can also still see the     eyeball through its ear canal. [20:50] Hig     Wanna look? [20:51] Shi     I'll pass! [20:54] Tsu     The flight feathers have a stealth mode. [20:56] Shi     Amazing! Every feature made it in. [21:00] Shi     You're really good, Saturn-san! SIGN    Brown SIGN    Black SIGN    White [21:02] Tsu     Incidentally, they have the same      color scheme as the horse. [21:05] Shi     Y-You worked the horse in? [21:06] Hig     Saturn-san, you never miss a beat. [21:09] Kan     Yay, another highly-evolved birdie! [21:13] Shi     Oh, Saturn-san designed that. [21:16] Kan     Let's make you even cuter. [21:17] Shi     Oh, but it has that silhouette for a reason— [21:22] Shi     God has spoken! [21:23] God     That's accepted, too! SIGN    Accepted SIGN    Horned Owl [21:26] Shi     Why?! SIGN    The Illustrated Guide to Creatures That Really Exist [21:28] Ken     The Illustrated Guide to Creatures     That Really Exist! [21:33] Tsu     There are these ear-like things on its head,      but they're not ears, right? [21:37] Kan     Yes, just like other owls, the ears     are in this area of the face. [21:42] Tsu     So what are these pointy things here? [21:44] Kan     Decorative feathers. [21:46] Tsu     What are they for? [21:46] Kan     Nothing! They're just cute! [21:49] Kan     Wait, I'll think of something... [21:53] Kan     How about this? They look like leaves,     so they help with camouflage! [21:56] Tsu     I feel like not having them     would work even better. [21:58] Tsu     When it moves its head, they'll stand out. [22:01] Kan     Now that you mention it... [22:03] Kan     Wait, then why was it accepted? [22:06] Kan     It would be better to not     have these pointy feathers. [22:09] Tsu     God's ways are mysterious. [22:12] Kan     You're so right! I knew it! SIGN    Next on the Agenda