Headhunted to Another World: From Salaryman to Big Four!

In an alternate fantasy world, the Demon King reigns with a formidable army led by his Four Heavenly Kings. One happens to be Uchimura Denosuke, a normal salaryman unexpectedly plucked from his mundane life by the Demon King himself. But even in this new realm, Uchimura is bestowed no particular powers. Can he survive treacherous missions with only the knowledge of an office worker?

Season 1

Season 1

1 - Tips on How to Pass the Entrance Exam in Another World

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[00:06] DEMON OVERLORD
    I call upon you!
[00:12] DEMON OVERLORD
    Assemble my glorious Four Elite
    Generals of the Demon Army!
[00:18] DEMON OVERLORD
    Ulmandra, the Inferno Assailant!
SIGN    Inferno Assailant
SIGN    Ulmandra
[00:23] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid, Archmage of Storms!
SIGN    Archmage of Storms
SIGN    Sylphid
[00:29] DEMON OVERLORD
    Gnome, Earthen Bastion!
SIGN    Earthen Bastion
SIGN    Gnome
[00:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    And,
[00:35] DEMON OVERLORD
    one that will become a part of our
    army's strength and conviction,
[00:39] DEMON OVERLORD
    in order to rule the world,
[00:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    the newly chosen elite general!
[00:44] DEMON OVERLORD
    A soul summoned from another world!
[00:47] DEMON OVERLORD
    The vessel of the Big
    Four who controls water!
[00:50] DEMON OVERLORD
    Come down upon my land!
[00:51] DEMON OVERLORD
    Arise in my heaven!
[00:53] DEMON OVERLORD
    Manifest before me!
[00:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    Overseas Manager, Dennosuke Uchimura!
SIGN    Overseas Manager
SIGN    Dennosuke Uchimura
[01:04] UCHIMURA
    Excuse me?
[02:38] UCHIMURA{N}
    I, Dennosuke Uchimura, am an
    insignificant salaryman.
SIGN    Teioh Works Corporation
     Dennosuke Uchimura
[02:43] UCHIMURA {M}
    I managed to get through
    the job hunting hell,
[02:46] UCHIMURA {M}
    and began working with my
    heart filled with hope.
[02:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    However, while my colleagues were
    steadily getting promotions,
[02:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    my work went unacknowledged.
[03:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    When one day...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 40 0 40
SIGN    April 6, 2020
     Notice of Transfer
     Dennosuke Uchimura
     Teioh Works Corporation
[03:03] UCHIMURA {M}
    I was given orders to transfer overseas!
[03:05] (Flashback) EMPLOYEE A
    That's the overseas factory
    construction plan, isn't it?
[03:07] (Flashback) EMPLOYEE B
    I heard the manager pulled some
    strings and had it pushed onto him.
[03:11] (Flashback) EMPLOYEE A
    Oh man, my condolences.
[03:13] (Flashback) EMPLOYEE C
    Yeah, just like Sargasso,
    it's a graveyard for losers.
[03:25] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    What?
[03:32] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    We have a shortage of
    equipment and manpower!
[03:34] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Please, we need resources—
[03:36] BOSS'S VOICE
    Stop wasting money!
[03:38] UCHIMURA {M}
    There's always something I can do
    even if I'm in a foreign country.
[03:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    That's what I believed, so I worked hard.
[03:50] UCHIMURA {M}
    The challenges that piled
    up one after another
[03:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    and things I had to do were
    killing me day by day, but...
[04:09] UCHIMURA {M}
    Just when things were finally taking off...
[04:15] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    What? I'm getting transferred to
    another country again?!
SIGN    Leading Companies Special Feature on
    Long-Established Companies
[04:27] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Just... who am I even
    doing all this for?
[04:31] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    What have I been working for?
[04:35] (Flashback) GRANDMA
    You got it!
[04:36] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    What?!
SIGN    Episode 1:
    Tips on How to Pass the Entrance Exam in Another World
[04:46] UCHIMURA
    Huh?!
[04:47] UCHIMURA
    What's going on?
[04:49] UCHIMURA
    Where am I? Hell?! Another world?!
[04:51] UCHIMURA
    Is this the River Styx?!
[04:52] DEMON OVERLORD
    Welcome, Dennosuke Uchimura!
[04:56] UCHIMURA
    W-Why do you know my name?!
[04:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    Because I have summoned you here.
[05:00] UCHIMURA
    Wha...
[05:01] DEMON OVERLORD
    As one of the Four Elite Generals,
    the Overseas Manager.
[05:05] UCHIMURA
    My job title sounds normal?!
[05:07] UCHIMURA {M}
    Demon Overlord? A general?
[05:09] UCHIMURA {M}
    Who is? Me?
[05:10] UCHIMURA {M}
    Why the demoted salaryman?!
[05:12] DEMON OVERLORD
    Dennosuke Uchimura.
[05:14] DEMON OVERLORD
    You were assigned overseas
     after your fifth year.
[05:16] DEMON OVERLORD
    You learned the local language,
[05:17] DEMON OVERLORD
    educated the locals, and
    successfully led the new business.
[05:22] UCHIMURA {M}
    He already did a background check on me?!
[05:24] DEMON OVERLORD
    I was convinced after looking
    at your career records
[05:26] DEMON OVERLORD
    that you are worthy of my army.
[05:29] UCHIMURA {M}
    I'm happy that he acknowledges my work,
[05:31] UCHIMURA {M}
    but joining a Demon Army?
[05:33] UCHIMURA {M}
    This is more like leaving
    humanity than a career path.
[05:35] UCHIMURA {M}
    Forget climbing the corporate ladder,
    this is falling off of it...
[05:38] DEMON OVERLORD
    The Demon Army welcomes you as one of
     the Four Elite Generals with full benefits.
[05:42] UCHIMURA
    Full benefits?!
[05:43] DEMON OVERLORD
    I'll grant you the compensation and authority
[05:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    equivalent to the department
    managers of your world.
[05:47] UCHIMURA
    The department managers?!
[05:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    You may choose your subordinates
    at your discretion,
[05:51] DEMON OVERLORD
    and an office will be provided.
[05:52] UCHIMURA
    The terms are so good I can't complain!
[05:54] DEMON OVERLORD
    Of course, if you decline the offer,
    I'll send you back to your own world.
[05:57] DEMON OVERLORD
    I have no right to force you to accept.
[06:00] UCHIMURA {M}
    He even respects workers' rights?!
[06:02] UCHIMURA {M}
    Demon Overlord, you're super cool.
[06:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    What do you think, Uchimura?
[06:08] VOICES {M}
    Tch, you should have just kept your
    mouth shut and do as you're told.
[06:10] VOICES {M}
    Uchimura, could you go
    apologize to our client?
[06:10] VOICES {M}
    Just shut up and do as you're told.
[06:12] VOICES {M}
    Thanks for the hard work.
    I'll take it from here.
[06:13] VOICES {M}
    They'll take us lightly if
    someone higher up does it.
[06:16] VOICES {M}
    Bow your head for us and
    everything will go smoothly, all right?
[06:16] VOICES {M}
    Get the materials together by tonight.
[06:20] UCHIMURA
    I wasn't valued by my boss.
[06:24] UCHIMURA
    In other words, I was not able to
    meet the company's expectations.
[06:27] UCHIMURA
    Those who cannot contribute to the
    organization are considered trash.
[06:30] UCHIMURA
    I believe there's no need for trash to be
    working under someone like you, Demon Overlord.
[06:34] UCHIMURA
    So we could just pretend we
    didn't have this conversat—
[06:36] DEMON OVERLORD
    Do not accept the fool's nonsense, Uchimura!
[06:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    Fools only value what they see.
[06:44] DEMON OVERLORD
    They pay no attention to the
    work done behind the scenes.
[06:46] DEMON OVERLORD
    Foolish indeed!
[06:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    But I have seen your work.
[06:55] DEMON OVERLORD
    And I thought, how I want you!
[06:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    How I can bring out your full potential!
[07:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    Hear me, Uchimura.
[07:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    It is not for you to determine
    whether you're worthless.
[07:07] DEMON OVERLORD
    Nor is it for your previous
    employer or company.
[07:09] DEMON OVERLORD
    It is I!
[07:10] DEMON OVERLORD
    I have called upon you because I need you!
[07:16] DEMON OVERLORD
    Now decide, Dennosuke Uchimura.
[07:18] DEMON OVERLORD
    Will you serve a fool and be crushed?
[07:20] DEMON OVERLORD
    Or will you serve me and aim for the top?
[07:27] UCHIMURA
    Still... I...
[07:29] ULMANDRA
    I object.
[07:32] DEMON OVERLORD
    Ulmandra.
[07:33] ULMANDRA
    Forgive my rudeness, my lord.
[07:36] ULMANDRA
    I cannot fathom how a weak human like him can
    serve as one of the Four Elite Generals.
[07:41] SYLPHID
    I object as well, my lord.
[07:43] GNOME
    It is impossible for a human.
[07:46] UCHIMURA {M}
    These people are right.
[07:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid and Gnome, you object as well?
[07:52] DEMON OVERLORD
    Then...
[07:53] DEMON OVERLORD
    we shall test him!
[07:55] UCHIMURA
    A test?!
[07:57] DEMON OVERLORD
    We shall test your abilities
    before deciding.
[08:00] DEMON OVERLORD
    Then you will have nothing
    to object to, yes?
[08:02] UCHIMURA
    Oh, no, Demon Overlord, sir!
[08:04] UCHIMURA
    I have no powers whatso—
[08:04] ULMANDRA
    I see! Interesting!
[08:07] ULMANDRA
    I heard otherworldly humans
    have special powers.
[08:11] ULMANDRA
    Then I shall see to it!
[08:13] ULMANDRA
    Try and stop this!
[08:14] ULMANDRA
    My deadly blow!
[08:16] UCHIMURA {M}
    Deadly blow?! Is my death inevitable?!
[08:19] DEMON OVERLORD
    Do not get ahead of yourself, Ulmandra!
[08:22] ULMANDRA
    Why do you stop me, my lord?!
[08:24] DEMON OVERLORD
    When your emotions run wild, you
    lose sight of everything else.
[08:27] DEMON OVERLORD
    That is a bad habit of yours!
[08:29] DEMON OVERLORD
    Take a good look!
[08:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    He's fainted from the shock just now.
[08:36] ULMANDRA
    Are you serious?
[08:37] SYLPHID
    Just from that?
[08:39] GNOME
    It's as if he's only human.
[08:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    He is only human.
[08:43] ULMANDRA
    What?! Um...
[08:45] ULMANDRA
    What about magic or special abilities?
[08:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    None. He's just an ordinary human.
[08:50] ULMANDRA
    You want to make a human one of
     the Demon Army's Four Elite Generals?
[08:53] DEMON OVERLORD
    Indeed.
[08:55] ULMANDRA
    Unacceptable!
[08:57] ULMANDRA
    Even if it is your decision,
    my lord, I object!
[09:00] GNOME
    The Demon Army is made up of monsters.
[09:02] GNOME
    If an incompetent human
    entered a power struggle
[09:05] GNOME
    between demons and demi-humans,
     he'd be eaten alive immediately.
[09:10] GNOME
    Well, it's you demons who are fueling
    the confrontation to begin with.
[09:14] ULMANDRA
    What did you say?!
[09:15] ULMANDRA
    It's you demi-humans and your complaints
     that make things difficult!
[09:17] GNOME
    See? That's what I'm talking about.
[09:18] ULMANDRA
    That's the kind of attitude
    that pisses me off!
[09:21] DEMON OVERLORD
    It's true that there is
    friction within our military.
[09:24] ULMANDRA {background}
    You've been this way for a while now,
    but why are you always so bossy?!
[09:24] DEMON OVERLORD
    However, that is exactly the
    reason why I want him to join.
[09:27] DEMON OVERLORD
    What I expect from Uchimura
[09:27] ULMANDRA {background}
    Seriously, all you do is
    complain, complain, complain.
[09:30] DEMON OVERLORD
    is neither a sturdy body nor
    special power, but resourcefulness.
[09:33] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[09:34] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[09:35] UCHIMURA
    It's impossible!
[09:35] UCHIMURA
    There is no way I can stop that kick!
[09:37] UCHIMURA
    My arm will shatter and my organs
    will erupt the moment it makes contact!
[09:40] UCHIMURA
    I'll just be an object when she's done with me!
[09:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    Calm down.
[09:43] DEMON OVERLORD
    I am not expecting physical
    abilities from you.
[09:46] UCHIMURA
    Oh...
[09:46] DEMON OVERLORD
    Very well!
[09:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    I shall give you a fitting exam.
[09:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    Is this an otherworldly entrance exam?!
[09:54] DEMON OVERLORD
    Listen well, Uchimura.
SIGN    Demon Army Territory
SIGN    Capital
SIGN    Rampage
    Kingdom Territory
[09:56] DEMON OVERLORD
    Our Demon Army is currently trying
    to make a pact with the surrounding tribes.
SIGN    Silvania Empire Territory
SIGN    Ogre
[10:00] DEMON OVERLORD
    The Salamander Tribe. The Werewolf Tribe.
SIGN    Minotaur
[10:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    However...
SIGN    Ogre
[10:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    Negotiations with the Minotaur Tribe
    are currently proving difficult.
SIGN    Minotaur
[10:08] UCHIMURA
    Minotaurs?
[10:10] DEMON OVERLORD
    That being said, your exam is to successfully
     make a pact with the Minotaur Tribe!
[10:15] UCHIMURA {M}
    What's this sudden life
    or death situation?!
[10:19] DEMON OVERLORD
    With your negotiation skills,
    gain the minotaurs' trust,
[10:22] DEMON OVERLORD
    and welcome them into our Demon Army.
[10:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    Isn't the difficulty level exceeding
    the G**gle entrance exam?!
[10:27] DEMON OVERLORD
    For more details, ask your
    predecessor, Ulmandra.
[10:30] DEMON OVERLORD
    That is all!
[10:35] UCHIMURA
    Why is this happening to me?
[10:37] ULMANDRA
    Stop dragging your feet and
    pick up the pace, weakling.
[10:40] UCHIMURA {M}
    What's this massive pressure?!
[10:42] ULMANDRA
    Not that you're going to pass anyway.
[10:45] UCHIMURA {M}
    Isn't this power harassment?!
[10:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    But Ms. Ulmandra is right.
[10:50] UCHIMURA {M}
    I'm a useless salaryman who can't use
    magic and has no special abilities.
[10:54] UCHIMURA {M}
    I can't become an elite general...
[10:56] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {FLASHBACK}
    Do not accept the fool's
    nonsense, Uchimura!
[10:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    I've always wanted to work for
    a boss who really needed me.
[11:05] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {FLASHBACK}
    I have called upon you because I need you!
[11:09] UCHIMURA {M}
    I want to accomplish something
    under such a boss...
[11:12] UCHIMURA {M}
    I want to live up to that man...
[11:14] UCHIMURA {M}
    To the overlord's expectations,
    as much as I can!
[11:18] ULMANDRA
    We're here.
[11:19] ULMANDRA
    This is the room where the Chief
    of the Minotaur Tribe is staying.
[11:23] UCHIMURA
    What...
[11:24] UCHIMURA
    U-Uh, um... Isn't it a bit big?
[11:27] ULMANDRA
    You'll understand when you meet him.
[11:29] ULMANDRA
    Just so you know, the
    minotaurs are ferocious.
[11:32] ULMANDRA
    Be careful not to be trampled to death
    and turned into a human carpet.
[11:37] UCHIMURA
    What?
[11:39] UCHIMURA {M}
    I don't know what he's like,
[11:41] UCHIMURA {M}
    but I must do my best on this exam!
[11:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    Not gonna happen!
[11:48] UCHIMURA {M}
    That thing is an embodiment of violence!
[11:57] UCHIMURA {M}
    This is a case of otherworldly harassment...
[12:00] UCHIMURA {M}
    Oh, I tell you!
[12:02] UCHIMURA {M}
    After all that, it's a problem that
    can't be solved without power!
[12:04] ULMANDRA
    Fine, I'll give you a hand.
[12:07] ULMANDRA
    Watch and learn how negotiations
    are done here.
[12:10] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra.
[12:15] ULMANDRA
    Sir Tarius, will you lend us your ear today?
[12:19] UCHIMURA {M}
    I'm saved! If my predecessor
    can act as a mediator,
[12:23] UCHIMURA {M}
    it'd help a little... Hm?
[12:26] ULMANDRA
    Why, you!
[12:27] ULMANDRA
    How could you possibly be
    dissatisfied with such a big room!
[12:29] TARIUS
    Why don't you understand?!
[12:32] ULMANDRA
    You're really pushing it here!
[12:35] UCHIMURA {M}
    Oh no... She's terrible at negotiating!
[12:40] ULMANDRA
    Jeez.
[12:43] ULMANDRA
    The Minotaur Tribe was initially
    open to making a pact.
[12:47] ULMANDRA
    Even negotiations with Sir Tarius
    were going well at first, but...
[12:51] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Now then, let us move forward
    under these conditions.
[12:55] (Flashback) TARIUS
    Nay.
[12:56] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Huh?!
[12:57] (Flashback) TARIUS
    Nay! Nay!
[12:58] ULMANDRA
    He suddenly started to deny
    everything and pick a fight.
[12:59] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    If that's the case, I'm
    breaking off negotiations!
[13:02] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Are you sure you want that?!
[13:03] ULMANDRA
    I came back on several different days
    to try and wrap up the negotiations.
[13:07] ULMANDRA
    But every single time, he'd
    continue to say "Nay! Nay!"
[13:09] ULMANDRA
    On top of that, he tried bringing in
    this trash to throw around in the room.
[13:12] ULMANDRA
    It's all his fault!
[13:18] ULMANDRA
    For that reason, I leave the rest to you.
[13:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    What a hot mess she's handing me.
[13:37] UCHIMURA {M}
    You say... you're leaving it to me, but...
[13:46] UCHIMURA {M}
    He's a massive creature!
[13:49] UCHIMURA {M}
    Can we even hold a conversation?
[13:52] ULMANDRA
    How's that?!
[13:53] ULMANDRA
    You see?!
[13:54] ULMANDRA
    How difficult this negotiation is?
[13:56] ULMANDRA
    Just as I suspected, this
    task is impossible for you!
SIGN    Bar
[14:05] MASTER'S VOICE
    Welcome.
SIGN    Highball
[14:25] UCHIMURA
    Master, the usual.
[14:28] MASTER
    You got it...
[14:31] UCHIMURA
    Oh man...
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[14:33] UCHIMURA
    She said she's leaving it to me, but...
[14:36] UCHIMURA
    If the client refuses to negotiate,
    there's no way for this to progress...
[14:40] UCHIMURA
    Oh, thanks...
[14:46] UCHIMURA {M}
    Refuse?
[14:48] UCHIMURA {M}
    Come to think of it, I think I had
    a similar situation in the past.
[14:51] FRENCH MAN {background}
    No! No! No! No! No! No!
[14:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    He just kept saying "no" to me,
[14:54] UCHIMURA {M}
    and I was on the verge of giving
    up on the negotiation...
[14:57] FRENCH MAN
    No! No! No! No!
[14:58] (Flashback) UCHIMURA {background}
    Uh... Um...
[15:00] FRENCH MAN
    No!
[15:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    But...
[15:01] FRENCH MAN
    No, no, no!
[15:01] NOSTALGIC MELODY {M}
    Looking eye to eye,
    we understood each other...
[15:04] UCHIMURA
    Oh!
[15:04] NOSTALGIC MELODY {M}
    Faintly... How sexy...
SIGN    Menu
SIGN    Oden
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[15:27] UCHIMURA
    I'm going to...
[15:31] UCHIMURA
    Settle this account.
[15:34] ULMANDRA
    And so, it was still a no go as usual.
[15:38] ULMANDRA
    I certainly don't think it's possible for
    someone who has just come to this world.
[15:43] DEMON OVERLORD
    I see...
[15:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    Let's see how it goes for a bit.
[15:54] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, why are you
     digging through that trash?
[15:57] UCHIMURA
    I thought I'd try having a proper
     conversation with Mr. Tarius.
[16:00] ULMANDRA
    It's impossible!
[16:02] ULMANDRA
    His attitude and his whole being are huge.
[16:03] ULMANDRA
    You saw how he has no
    interest in making a deal!
[16:06] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, you're cutting
    your losses too early.
[16:09] UCHIMURA
    Nothing has started yet.
[16:10] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[16:11] UCHIMURA
    The size of one's body doesn't matter
     when moving forward with negotiations.
[16:16] UCHIMURA
    The discussion isn't going well
[16:17] UCHIMURA
    because there's a
    misunderstanding somewhere.
[16:20] UCHIMURA
    The only way to reconcile is to make
    eye contact with the other person,
[16:23] UCHIMURA
    be persistent, and build
    a relationship of trust.
[16:28] UCHIMURA
    Just watch me!
[16:30] UCHIMURA
    I'll make sure this
    negotiation goes through.
[16:33] ULMANDRA {M}
    The weak-hearted expression he had
    a moment ago disappeared, and...
[16:48] ULMANDRA
    Are you here, Uchimura?! Sir Tarius!
[16:54] ULMANDRA
    The large room became a
    pile of garbage overnight!
[16:56] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, did the negotiations fall through?
[16:57] UCHIMURA
    Here, take that!
[16:58] TARIUS
    Hey, stop...
[16:59] UCHIMURA
    Oh, good morning, Ms. Ulmandra—
[17:01] ULMANDRA
    Why, you!
[17:02] ULMANDRA
    What have you done to our
    sacred demon castle?!
[17:05] ULMANDRA
    Besides, where has Sir Tarius gone?!
[17:08] ULMANDRA
    Don't tell me he went home?!
[17:10] UCHIMURA
    No, he's currently in the process of making
    a pact agreement with the Demon Overlord.
[17:14] ULMANDRA
    What?
[17:15] ULMANDRA
    A pact agreement?
[17:17] ULMANDRA
    What do you mean?
[17:18] UCHIMURA
    It was decided yesterday
    that the Minotaur Tribe and
[17:21] UCHIMURA
    the Demon Army will become allies.
[17:23] ULMANDRA
    What?!
[17:24] UCHIMURA
    I received Mr. Tarius's approval last night.
[17:27] ULMANDRA
    In just one night?
[17:29] ULMANDRA
    Impossible...
[17:30] ULMANDRA
    After he's been so difficult
    this whole time.
[17:32] ULMANDRA
    Why?!
[17:33] ULMANDRA
    Just how in the world did you do it?!
[17:34] UCHIMURA
    There is a saying: "Know
    yourself, know your enemy,
[17:37] UCHIMURA
    and you will never be defeated
    in a hundred battles."
[17:40] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[17:42] UCHIMURA
    You thought that Mr. Tarius was refusing
    to negotiate, right, Ms. Ulmandra?
[17:47] ULMANDRA
    Y-Yeah. That's because he was...
[17:50] (Flashback) TARIUS
    Nay!
[17:51] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[17:51] (Flashback) TARIUS
    Nay! Nay!
[17:53] UCHIMURA
    Actually, Mr. Tarius thought that
    the negotiations were going well.
[17:57] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[17:58] UCHIMURA
    I remembered.
[18:00] UCHIMURA
    In the past, when negotiating with the
    person in charge of an overseas company,
[18:03] UCHIMURA
    I was told no many times...
[18:05] UCHIMURA
    No matter how many times I begged them
     to reconsider, nothing changed.
[18:08] UCHIMURA
    The more I discussed the details,
[18:10] UCHIMURA
    the more emotional he became, and I thought,
[18:12] UCHIMURA
    "Oh man, this negotiation is going
    to fall through." So I gave up.
[18:15] UCHIMURA
    However, after that, somehow he seemed
    pleased and even asked to shake my hand.
[18:21] ULMANDRA
    Huh? Why?
[18:22] UCHIMURA
    To them, emotional and lively
    discussions are a good thing.
[18:25] UCHIMURA
    They wanted to talk more in-depth
    about the conditions.
[18:28] UCHIMURA
    It was meant to be a positive gesture.
[18:30] UCHIMURA
    In some countries and cultures,
    being emotional and passionate is good.
[18:34] UCHIMURA
    That's where the misunderstanding came from.
[18:36] ULMANDRA
    A misunderstanding...
[18:38] ULMANDRA
    So the reason why he looked
    ready to fight was...
[18:40] UCHIMURA
    Yes. When I looked him in the eyes and
    really talked it out, he told me.
[18:46] UCHIMURA
    When you told him that you were
    going to break off negotiations,
[18:49] UCHIMURA
    he felt perplexed and didn't
    understand why.
[18:52] UCHIMURA
    And, one more thing.
[18:54] UCHIMURA
    It seems it's common courtesy
    for the Minotaur Tribe
[18:57] UCHIMURA
    to bring hay into the
    room when staying over.
[19:00] ULMANDRA
    Common courtesy?!
[19:02] UCHIMURA
    Yes. They want to make sure not to break the
    provided bed since they have such big bodies.
[19:06] UCHIMURA
    However, the hay was taken away.
[19:08] UCHIMURA
    Because of that, he had to sleep
     on the floor and was sleep-deprived.
[19:12] ULMANDRA
    So the hay was his bed...
[19:14] UCHIMURA
    He was feeling irritated because
    he couldn't convey his thoughts
[19:17] UCHIMURA
    in a way that you'd understand.
[19:18] TARIUS {flashback}
    Why don't you understand?!
[19:19] ULMANDRA
    What you mean is...
[19:21] ULMANDRA
    It was I who failed to make an effort
     to understand the other person.
[19:25] TARIUS
    No.
[19:26] ULMANDRA
    Sir Tarius.
[19:28] TARIUS
    Was both of us. Did not
    know it was rude. Sorry.
[19:44] TARIUS
    Thank you, Uchimura.
[19:46] TARIUS
    All thanks to you.
[19:47] UCHIMURA
    Nonsense. We appreciate
    your continued guidance.
[19:54] ULMANDRA
    A misunderstanding...
[19:56] ULMANDRA
    You wouldn't normally pick
    up on something like that...
[19:58] TARIUS {background}
    Bye!
[19:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    He picks up on things that
    people normally wouldn't.
[20:02] DEMON OVERLORD
    That is indeed Uchimura's talent.
[20:05] ULMANDRA AND UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord.
[20:06] DEMON OVERLORD
    Well done, Uchimura.
[20:09] DEMON OVERLORD
    I welcome you as a new member
    of the Four Elite Generals.
[20:13] DEMON OVERLORD
    No one will doubt your talents
    after passing this exam.
[20:18] DEMON OVERLORD
    Isn't that right, Ulmandra?
[20:21] ULMANDRA
    Yes...
[20:22] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, hold out your right arm.
[20:25] UCHIMURA
    My right arm?
[20:28] DEMON OVERLORD
    This is proof of your
    position in the Big Four.
[20:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    Accept it.
[20:39] DEMON OVERLORD
    There's no need to hold
    back because you're new.
[20:42] DEMON OVERLORD
    Work as you see fit, Uchimura.
[20:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    Do what you think is best and
    what you believe to be right!
[20:50] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, sir!
[20:52] UCHIMURA
    Yes, thank you very much!
[20:55] ULMANDRA
    Hey, Uchimura...
[20:59] UCHIMURA
    Um... What are you...
[21:01] ULMANDRA
    You idiot! You raise your arm, too!
[21:07] ULMANDRA
    I am Ulmandra, the Inferno Assailant.
[21:09] UCHIMURA
    I am Dennosuke Uchimura,
    the Overseas Manager.
[21:15] ULMANDRA
    This is how my clan welcomes new friends.
[21:20] ULMANDRA
    Be sure to remember it.
[21:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ms. Ulmandra...
[21:22] ULMANDRA
    Hmph! Don't get the wrong idea!
[21:25] ULMANDRA
    I haven't fully acknowledged you yet!
[21:27] UCHIMURA
    Understood.
[21:31] ULMANDRA
    You're worth utilizing!
[21:33] ULMANDRA
    We'll have you assist in other
    negotiations as well, Uchimura!
[21:37] UCHIMURA
    Understood! Let's go, Ms. Ulmandra!
[21:40] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    If we help each other, we'll
    complement each other.
[21:43] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    An organization that can do that is strong.
[21:45] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    However, our current situation is...
[21:48] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    Our army is still immature and incomplete.
[21:52] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    Uchimura is our light.
[21:53] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    That brightness will lead us and,
[21:57] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    eventually, make the entire army shine!
SIGN    MUGO Mm... Sexy / Shizuka Kudou
[23:34] NOSTALGIC MELODY {M}
    Looking eye to eye,
    we understand each other...
[23:35] MASTER
    "Looking eye to eye,
    we understand each other"...
[23:40] MASTER
    Hm. It's the same with fish.
[23:43] MASTER
    Do you want to be sashimi?
[23:45] MASTER
    Do you want to be boiled?
[23:47] MASTER
    Or is it...

Season 1

2 - The Art of Negotiation in Captivating a Stubborn Tribal Chief

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[00:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    To think... I would
    transfer to another world...
[00:06] UCHIMURA {M}
    And more so, as one of the
    Big Four of the Demon Army!
[00:10] UCHIMURA {M}
    So this is the organizational chart...
[00:12] UCHIMURA {M}
    Even though it's a small country, the
    chain of command is organized well.
[00:17] UCHIMURA {M}
    I never thought I'd get my own office.
[00:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    I'm filled with anxiety, but...
[00:23] UCHIMURA {M}
    This is for the Demon Overlord, who
    acknowledged me, a half-assed salaryman.
[00:27] UCHIMURA {M}
    I have no choice but to push forward!
[02:09] UCHIMURA {M}
    Now that I've decided to take this job,
[02:12] UCHIMURA {M}
    there is certain business
    etiquette I must uphold.
[02:14] UCHIMURA {M}
    I must properly greet
    the other elite generals
[02:18] UCHIMURA {M}
    who I haven't had a chance
    to speak with yet!
[02:22] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid, are you there?
[02:28] BELINDA
    Yes...
[02:29] BELINDA
    Um, who might you be?
[02:31] UCHIMURA
    U-Um... I am Uchimura. I've recently
    been inducted as one of the Big Four.
[02:36] UCHIMURA
    I came to greet Sylphid,
    Archmage of Storms—
[02:38] BELINDA
    My apologies.
[02:40] BELINDA
    Mistress Sylphid has been absent
    for quite some time now.
[02:43] UCHIMURA
    What? She's not here?
[02:45] BELINDA
    Yes. I am Belinda, her assistant.
[02:48] BELINDA
    I shall inform her of your visit, so
    please take your leave for today.
[02:55] UCHIMURA
    Oh... Well...
[02:56] UCHIMURA
    Business always comes with a loss and a win!
[03:00] UCHIMURA
    No getting discouraged,
    let's move onto the next!
[03:02] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura!
[03:03] ULMANDRA
    So this is where you were!
[03:05] ULMANDRA
    The overlord is summoning you!
[03:06] UCHIMURA
    Oh! The Demon Overlord wants to see me?
[03:08] ULMANDRA
    It's a new work order.
[03:11] UCHIMURA
    I'll see him right away.
[03:13] UCHIMURA
    A merger negotiation with
    the Ogre Tribe, huh.
[03:16] DEMON OVERLORD
    That's correct.
SIGN    Capital
SIGN    Demon Army Territory
SIGN    Rampage
    Kingdom Territory
[03:17] DEMON OVERLORD
    Our Demon Army is an emerging force.
[03:20] DEMON OVERLORD
    For our army to stand equal
     to those greater powers,
[03:23] DEMON OVERLORD
    we need to cooperate with the
    demi-human tribes that surround the region
[03:26] DEMON OVERLORD
    to become even stronger.
[03:28] DEMON OVERLORD
    And amongst these demi-humans, the Ogre
    Tribe is particularly influential.
SIGN    Ogre
[03:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    The Ogre Tribe has a military force
    that is as powerful as ours,
[03:37] DEMON OVERLORD
    and it acts as a leader
    to the surrounding races.
[03:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    However, because of this,
    they are wary of our forces,
[03:44] DEMON OVERLORD
    and have imposed information
    control in recent years.
[03:47] DEMON OVERLORD
    An alliance would be beneficial,
[03:49] DEMON OVERLORD
    but they could prove troublesome enemies.
[03:51] DEMON OVERLORD
    This is what you would call in your world
    a merger negotiation with a competitor.
[03:56] DEMON OVERLORD
    There was no suitable
    being to take on this task
[03:59] DEMON OVERLORD
    due to the scale and
    difficulty of the matter.
[04:02] DEMON OVERLORD
    I have seen you and am convinced!
[04:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, you are capable of this task!
[04:08] DEMON OVERLORD
    I leave this role to you.
    Negotiate with the Ogre Tribe!
[04:11] DEMON OVERLORD
    Demonstrate your ability to its fullest!
[04:14] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, sir...
[04:15] ULMANDRA
    I have no choice. I'll escort
    you this time as well.
[04:19] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much!
[04:21] ULMANDRA
    W-Well, I'm worried if I'm not with you.
[04:27] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, as members of the Big Four,
     let us work together once more!
[04:32] UCHIMURA
    Yes. Oh, speaking of working together,
[04:35] UCHIMURA
    let's go meet Ms. Gnome,
    the Earthen Bastion.
[04:38] ULMANDRA
    You're right. Hm?
[04:40] UCHIMURA
    Looking at the organizational chart,
[04:42] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome leads the demi-human forces.
[04:45] UCHIMURA
    The Ogre Tribe is also demi-human, so
    maybe we could gather some information.
[04:49] ULMANDRA
    I'm not going!
[04:50] ULMANDRA
    I need to check on the carriage anyway.
[04:52] UCHIMURA
    Oh, you're right. It's faster if
    we divide and conquer the tasks.
[04:56] UCHIMURA
    Well then, we'll split
    here until we head out.
[04:58] UCHIMURA
    I'll leave those tasks to you.
[05:02] ULMANDRA
    Be quick about it, all right?
[05:10] UCHIMURA
    This is...
[05:11] WOLVES
    Enough!
[05:13] GNOME
    Your accuracy with the bow has improved.
[05:15] ARCHER DEMI-HUMANS
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:16] GNOME
    Your spear attacks are much
     quicker than before, as well.
[05:20] SPEAR DEMI-HUMANS
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:20] GNOME
    Everyone is doing well.
[05:23] GNOME
    Allow them to rest well.
[05:25] WOLVES
    Yes, ma'am...
[05:26] UCHIMURA {M}
    Her subordinates' morale is high.
[05:27] UCHIMURA {M}
    To think she can command such
    a large number of soldiers...
[05:30] GNOME
    And, what is it that you want with
    me, Overseas Manager Uchimura?
[05:35] UCHIMURA
    Oh... Uh... Along with
     introducing myself,
[05:38] UCHIMURA
    I wanted to ask about the Ogre Tribe.
[05:40] GNOME
    Oh, does that mean the next group we're
    negotiating with is the Ogre Tribe?
[05:44] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[05:46] GNOME
    Hm, let's see...
[05:48] GNOME
    Ogure, the chief of the tribe,
    is a difficult opponent.
[05:50] UCHIMURA
    Difficult opponent?
[05:52] GNOME
    Because of his bravery and boldness,
[05:54] GNOME
    he is regarded by his
    opponents as a dictator.
[05:57] UCHIMURA
    Oh, I see...
[05:58] GNOME
    Well, the rest you should see for yourself.
[06:00] GNOME
    Besides that, quickly get that
    thing
out of my sight, will you?
[06:03] GNOME
    My subordinates feel restless
    when there is a demon
[06:06] GNOME
    looking murderous for no reason.
[06:09] UCHIMURA
    Huh? Ah, Ms. Ulmandra?!
    What are you doing here?!
[06:12] ULMANDRA
    We're ready to go. I came
    here because I was worri—
[06:15] ULMANDRA
    I mean, I'm here to get you because
    your ass was late coming back.
[06:16] UCHIMURA
    What? I'm sorry!
[06:18] GNOME
    Uchimura, please quickly
    depart with that thing.
[06:21] ULMANDRA
    You said it earlier, too. What
    do you mean by "thing," huh?!
[06:24] ULMANDRA
    Hey, are you listening to me?!
[06:25] ULMANDRA
    Raise your ears!
[06:27] ULMANDRA
    Listen to me!
[06:28] UCHIMURA {M}
    Could it be that these two...
[06:28] ULMANDRA
    You're always like this!
    Have a little respect!
SIGN    Episode 2:
    The Art of Negotiation in Captivating a Stubborn Tribal Chief
[06:40] ULMANDRA
    This is taking forever! How long do
    you intend to make us wait?!
[06:43] GATEKEEPER 1
    Until the chief gives us permission.
[06:45] GATEKEEPER 2
    We can't let anyone through till then,
    not even the Big Four or whoever.
[06:49] UCHIMURA {M}
    Just like my previous job.
[06:51] UCHIMURA {M}
    Negotiating with a competitor
    has always been difficult.
[06:54] UCHIMURA {M}
    The negotiation game has already begun
    before even getting to the table.
[06:58] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, throwing off the other party
[07:01] UCHIMURA
    by making them wait is a common tactic.
[07:03] UCHIMURA
    It's best to stay calm, and—
[07:04] ULMANDRA
    They're certainly making
    a mockery out of us.
[07:06] UCHIMURA {M}
    Wha?!
[07:07] OLULU
    Lord Uchimura, Lord Ulmandra,
    thank you for waiting.
[07:13] OLULU
    Please, right this way.
[07:16] ULMANDRA
    Finally. Let's go, Uchimura.
[07:29] ULMANDRA
    Stop looking around!
[07:30] UCHIMURA
    Oh, right...
[07:32] ULMANDRA
    Don't let your guard down.
[07:33] ULMANDRA
    The ogres are an exceptional race.
[07:35] ULMANDRA
    Their strength is comparable to
    that of our Demon Army.
[07:38] ULMANDRA
    And you understand our biggest
    problem, don't you?
[07:41] UCHIMURA
    Yes...
[07:42] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ms. Gnome said it herself that
    the Chief of the Ogre Tribe,
[07:44] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ogure, is a difficult opponent.
[07:47] OLULU
    Please head inside.
[07:53] UCHIMURA {M}
    Just what kind of being is he?
[08:08] ULMANDRA
    Lord Ogure, I have come today with an
    important matter from the Demon Overlord—
[08:11] OGURE
    Quit your yapping!
[08:13] OGURE
    You wenches, always yapping
    without permission.
[08:17] OGURE
    As long as I live, I won't allow you to
    speak, respond, move, or do anything!
[08:26] UCHIMURA {M}
    The short-tempered Ms. Ulmandra
    is holding herself back...
[08:29] OGURE
    I know what you're trying to do...
[08:33] OGURE
    You want to surrender
    to our army, don't you?
[08:36] ULMANDRA
    What?!
[08:37] OGURE
    Very well, I'll make
    an exception and allow it,
[08:41] OGURE
    but it comes with a condition.
[08:44] OGURE
    Bring me the head of your
    chief, the Demon Overlord.
[08:49] OGURE
    How's that?
[08:50] OGURE
    Reasonable terms, don't you agree?
[08:52] ULMANDRA
    How dare you spout such mockery.
[08:55] OGURE
    You gonna do it or not?
[08:57] OGURE
    Answer me now.
[08:59] ULMANDRA{M}
    How can I answer that right away?
[09:03] UCHIMURA
    If that's the case, please
    allow us to think on it.
[09:07] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much for taking the
    time out of your busy schedule
[09:10] UCHIMURA
    to speak with us today.
[09:11] ULMANDRA
    What...
[09:12] UCHIMURA
    Let's go.
[09:19] ULMANDRA
    Argh! Unforgivable!
[09:21] ULMANDRA
    That old geezer, insulting our lord!
[09:24] ULMANDRA
    I'll never forgive him!
[09:26] ULMANDRA
    I'll tear him to pieces
    and feed him to the dogs!
[09:27] UCHIMURA
    Please calm down!
[09:28] UCHIMURA
    You're playing right into his hands.
[09:30] ULMANDRA
    I don't care whether it's his hand or face!
[09:32] UCHIMURA
    That's what I'm talking about!
[09:32] ULMANDRA
    I'll tear him to pieces!
[09:34] UCHIMURA
    His aim is to make us angry and
    break down the negotiations!
[09:37] ULMANDRA
    What...?
[09:38] UCHIMURA
    The ogre chief has no
    intention of negotiating.
[09:41] UCHIMURA
    However, as a clan leader, he wants
    to avoid unnecessary conflict.
[09:44] UCHIMURA
    That's why he's purposely
    saying things to rattle us.
[09:46] UCHIMURA
    That way, it's the negotiator's
    fault if the deal falls through.
[09:51] OGURE
    Negotiations fell through because
    of the scum you sent over!
[09:56] ULMANDRA
    So twisted... Aren't you frustrated?!
[09:59] ULMANDRA
    Our army was just insulted!
[10:01] UCHIMURA
    Of course I am.
[10:04] UCHIMURA
    However, expressing our rage on the spot
    would put our lord at a disadvantage.
[10:08] UCHIMURA
    Worst case scenario, they could use that
     as an excuse to ally with other nations
[10:12] UCHIMURA
    and potentially attack the Demon Army.
[10:14] UCHIMURA
    If there's no room for negotiations,
    one must withdraw for now.
[10:16] UCHIMURA
    Forcing it will only
    put a damper on the relationship.
[10:19] ULMANDRA
    I see... I'm sorry.
[10:21] UCHIMURA
    Please don't apologize.
[10:23] UCHIMURA
    If you weren't there, Ms. Ulmandra,
    I probably would have been the one to rage.
[10:28] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura...
[10:30] ULMANDRA
    Still, what should we do?
[10:32] ULMANDRA
    He has no intention of negotiating, right?
[10:34] UCHIMURA
    Indeed, that's the issue...
[10:36] OLULU
    Um...
[10:38] UCHIMURA
    You're the girl from earlier...
[10:40] OLULU
    Please forgive my sudden rudeness.
[10:42] OLULU
    I am Olulu, Ogure's daughter.
[10:45] UCHIMURA{M}
    His daughter?
[10:47] ULMANDRA
    What does you want?
    Are you here to get rid of us?
[10:50] UCHIMURA
    Now, now...
[10:51] UCHIMURA
    And, how can we help you?
[10:54] OLULU
    I want you to drag my father...
    Ogure down from his throne.
[10:59] UCHIMURA; ULMANDRA
    What?!
[11:00] UCHIMURA
    Drag him down from his throne?
[11:07] ULMANDRA
    Where are we?
[11:09] OLULU
    This is the castle's food cellar.
[11:11] OLULU
    In the past, the Ogre Tribe had great
    influence on the surrounding tribes.
[11:15] OLULU
    However, now we've run
    into financial problems,
[11:18] OLULU
    and some are even struggling
    to find food to eat.
[11:21] UCHIMURA
    I can imagine.
[11:22] ULMANDRA
    What, you knew?!
[11:24] UCHIMURA
    Well, somewhat...
[11:26] UCHIMURA
    The soldier's equipment seemed dilapidated,
    and the castle is dim and lifeless.
[11:31] UCHIMURA
    It's a common sight amongst large
    companies in decline.
[11:34] UCHIMURA
    The top-down management style done
    by one person moves quickly
[11:37] UCHIMURA
    because the chain of command is simple.
[11:40] UCHIMURA
    But once it breaks down, it's hard to
    efficiently adapt and course correct.
[11:46] UCHIMURA
    Isn't that what's happening here?
[11:49] OLULU
    Yes.
[11:50] OLULU
    The only way to rebuild this failing tribe
     is to rely on the Demon Army.
[11:56] OLULU
    But my father will not listen...
[11:59] OLULU
    Besides that... The chief...
    My father is ill.
[12:02] UCHIMURA; ULMANDRA
    What?!
[12:04] OLULU
    That is why we've carefully controlled
    information about the chief,
[12:06] OLULU
    and why we made you wait
    before meeting him.
[12:09] OLULU
    He's putting up a strong front,
    but he's no longer in his prime.
[12:15] OLULU
    In the future, if my father were to
    pass on, it would be a big mess!
[12:19] OLULU
    Something must be done!
[12:21] UCHIMURA
    I understand your concerns.
[12:23] UCHIMURA
    However, your actions are imprudent.
[12:26] OLULU
    What?!
[12:26] UCHIMURA
    A member of an organization
    shouldn't easily talk about internal affairs.
[12:31] UCHIMURA
    Let alone mention your
    boss's medical conditions.
[12:34] UCHIMURA
    Silence is a virtue.
[12:36] UCHIMURA
    If you're the chief's daughter,
    you should be more cautious.
[12:39] OLULU
    Then you must be a real softie to go
    out of your way to tell me my mistakes.
[12:45] ULMANDRA
    Seriously.
[12:46] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra?!
[12:47] OLULU
    I'm rather confident in
    my ability to read people.
[12:51] OLULU
    That is why I told you,
    Mr. Dennosuke Uchimura.
[12:56] OLULU
    Please, Mr. Uchimura...
[12:58] OLULU
    Will you...
[13:01] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[13:01] OLULU
    Please marry me and become
    the new chief of our tribe?!
[13:06] UCHIMURA
    Wha...?
[13:08] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[13:10] OLULU
    We need someone like you to save our tribe!
[13:13] UCHIMURA
    Please wait! This is all so sudden.
[13:16] OLULU
    Everyone in the clan is hard-headed
    and influenced by my father.
[13:19] OLULU
    That is why if you become the chief,
    the Ogre Tribe will be saved!
[13:20] UCHIMURA
    Uh... um, but...
[13:22] OLULU
    Is there a better way?
[13:24] UCHIMURA
    W-Well...
[13:28] OLULU
    Marriage is the only way!
[13:30] OLULU
    Let's get married immediately!
[13:32] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Olulu?!
[13:41] ULMANDRA
    Please allow us to think on it.
[13:50] UCHIMURA
    What is even happening...
[13:52] UCHIMURA
    The clan chief has no
    intention of negotiating.
[13:54] UCHIMURA
    His daughter, Ms. Olulu, is jumping the gun.
[13:58] UCHIMURA
    Mission two in another world:
    annexation of the Ogre Tribe.
[14:02] UCHIMURA
    How should I handle it?
SIGN    Bar
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[14:23] OL ULMANDRA
    Like I said!
[14:25] OL ULMANDRA
    The king of the beasts
    is the best, I tell you!
[14:31] OL ULMANDRA
    What do you think?!
[14:33] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[14:34] OL ULMANDRA
    The strongest wild animal
    has gotta be the lion, don't you think?
[14:36] OL ULMANDRA
    But the Master is saying it's
    gorillas and won't give in.
[14:39] MASTER
    Mhm.
[14:40] UCHIMURA
    O-Oh, I wonder.
[14:43] MASTER
    Drumming.
[14:53] OL ULMANDRA
    Marking!
[14:55] OL ULMANDRA
    W-Wait, that's not impactful
    enough. Cats do that, too!
[14:59] OL ULMANDRA
    Oh, I know, the pride!
[15:02] OL ULMANDRA
    A group of lions is called a pride!
[15:05] OL ULMANDRA
    How's that? Isn't that cool?!
[15:13] UCHIMURA{M}
    Pride... Group...
[15:16] UCHIMURA{M}
    Huh?! That's it!
[15:24] UCHIMURA
    I'm going to...
[15:26] UCHIMURA
    settle this account.
[15:30] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura!
[15:33] ULMANDRA
    Is it true that you had a breakthrough?!
[15:36] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[15:37] UCHIMURA
    My apologies for calling you
    this early in the morning.
[15:39] ULMANDRA
    Oh! D-Don't worry about it.
[15:41] ULMANDRA
    Let's hurry and head
    out to meet the Ogre Tribe.
[15:43] UCHIMURA
    No, we're heading somewhere else.
[15:46] ULMANDRA
    Hm? What do you mean?
[15:48] UCHIMURA
    I'll tell you the details along the way.
[15:51] UCHIMURA
    If everything goes well, hopefully the chief
    will be the one to set up a negotiation session.
[15:55] ULMANDRA
    He's going to?
SIGN    One Week Later
[16:01] UCHIMURA
    What's the matter?
[16:03] UCHIMURA
    Calling us out like this all of a sudden.
[16:06] OGURE
    Drop the act, you brats!
[16:09] OGURE
    Why did the other races join
     the Demon Army?!
[16:17] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    What? You're going to recruit
    the other races first?
[16:20] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Yes. Just as I thought, they
    were in trouble as well.
[16:23] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    In the past, they were aided by
    the Ogre Tribe, but not anymore.
[16:28] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    It's difficult to do so now, huh?
[16:30] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    And so, we'll begin by annexing
     the Ogre Tribe's neighboring territory.
[16:34] UCHIMURA
    I call it, "Operation Strong
    Hold of Large Corporations."
SIGN    Operation Strong Hold
[16:38] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Strong hold...?
[16:42] ULMANDRA{M}
    That's what I thought,
    but I wasn't expecting him
[16:44] ULMANDRA{M}
    to actually call us out for this matter.
[16:46] UCHIMURA{M}
    I used this strategy long ago
[16:47] UCHIMURA{M}
    when I was trying to get a
    contract with a large company...
SIGN    Product
[16:51] UCHIMURA{M}
    If you approach a big company from
    the front gates like an idiot,
[16:53] UCHIMURA{M}
    they'll dismiss you and kick you out.
SIGN    Product
SIGN    Product
SIGN    Product
SIGN    Product
SIGN    Product
SIGN    Smaller Company
SIGN    Smaller Company
SIGN    Smaller Company
SIGN    Smaller Company
[16:55] UCHIMURA{M}
    So I approached small to medium-sized
    companies and pitched our sale,
[16:58] UCHIMURA{M}
    asking them to buy our products.
[17:00] UCHIMURA{M}
    Then the big companies began
    to buy it themselves,
SIGN    Product
[17:03] UCHIMURA{M}
    stating that they couldn't allow the
    smaller companies to have new products
[17:07] UCHIMURA{M}
    while they carried old ones.
[17:10] UCHIMURA{M}
    If the surrounding demi-humans join
    the Demon Army,
[17:13] UCHIMURA{M}
    that prideful chief wouldn't
    just let that slide.
[17:15] UCHIMURA{M}
    The first step is a success.
[17:18] UCHIMURA{M}
    And, now.
[17:19] UCHIMURA
    Lord Ogure, they were struggling
    to make ends meet.
[17:22] UCHIMURA
    Joining the Demon Army guarantees
     a minimum standard of living.
[17:25] OGURE
    That's not what I'm asking!
[17:27] OGURE
    This area is ruled by the Ogre Tribe!
[17:30] UCHIMURA{M}
    Good. He's becoming more
    emotional and less logical.
[17:30] OGURE {background}
    I won't allow it!
[17:32] OGURE {background}
    I won't let you do as you please!
[17:34] UCHIMURA{M}
    Negotiations are lost by those
    who lose their cool first.
[17:37] UCHIMURA
    My apologies.
[17:38] UCHIMURA
    However, this annexation was
    not only carried out by us,
[17:41] UCHIMURA
    but also by the Ogre Tribe.
[17:43] OGURE
    That's impossible! I did no such thing!
[17:47] ULMANDRA
    We didn't say you did.
[17:50] UCHIMURA
    Please come in.
[17:55] OGURE
    Wha... Did you...
[17:59] UCHIMURA
    Lady Olulu took it upon herself
[18:01] UCHIMURA
    to arrange negotiations
    with the surrounding tribes.
[18:05] UCHIMURA
    As your daughter, she had
    the title and connections,
[18:08] UCHIMURA
    which made the negotiations run smoothly.
[18:11] OGURE {M}
    Why would Olulu do such a thing?
[18:14] OLULU
    Father!
[18:15] OLULU
    Our top priority should be the lives
    and future of the demi-humans!
[18:20] OLULU
    The only way out of this predicament is
    to rely on the Demon Army's aid!
[18:24] OGURE
    D-Don't be foolish!
[18:25] OGURE
    There is no way I'll accept—
[18:27] OLULU
    Times have changed!
[18:31] OLULU
    Father...
[18:32] OLULU
    You are stronger than anyone...
[18:35] OLULU
    and someone who I've looked up to.
[18:50] OLULU
    However! The father who was once
    called the Invincible Ogure
[18:53] OLULU
    is now old and ill!
[18:56] OLULU
    It is time that we joined hands!
[18:58] OLULU
    Father!
[18:59] UCHIMURA
    Then how about we form an alliance?
[19:02] UCHIMURA
    Not an annexation, but an alliance.
[19:04] UCHIMURA
    An equal partnership.
[19:06] OGURE
    An alliance, you say...
[19:08] UCHIMURA{M}
    By the way, being annexed by the Demon Army
[19:10] UCHIMURA{M}
    isn't that different from becoming an ally
[19:13] UCHIMURA{M}
    since the overlord allows autonomy
    to the other party.
[19:16] UCHIMURA{M}
    But the wording makes all the difference
    to a proud chief like him.
[19:21] OGURE
    It's something to consider.
     I'll think about it.
[19:24] OGURE
    I'll give you my answer
    later, so wait a bit.
[19:27] UCHIMURA
    Understood! Thank you very much, Lord Ogure!
[19:31] ULMANDRA
    Oh, the "allow us to think
    on it" play, huh...
[19:34] ULMANDRA
    Are you sure about this, Uchimura?
[19:36] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[19:36] UCHIMURA{M}
    The answer is already there.
[19:38] UCHIMURA{M}
    He just needs the time
    to make the decision.
[19:45] OLULU
    Father, thank you so much.
[19:52] OGURE {M}
    My Olulu, who was once small, is now...
[19:56] OGURE {M}
    I suppose times do change.
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[20:05] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura! Ogure has contacted
    me to make an agreement!
[20:08] UCHIMURA
    I'm glad to hear that. Hmm...
[20:11] ULMANDRA
    What's going on?
[20:12] UCHIMURA
    The Demon Overlord has told me
    to appoint a direct underling...
[20:15] UCHIMURA
    But I have no idea who to choose.
[20:17] UCHIMURA
    To be honest, a human like me
    isn't going to know who's good looking
[20:21] UCHIMURA
    at demi-human and demon resumes.
[20:22] ULMANDRA
    If that's the case, use your intuition!
[20:24] ULMANDRA
    Just randomly pick someone!
[20:25] UCHIMURA
    I can't just do that...
[20:26] ULMANDRA
    W-What?
[20:28] UCHIMURA
    I was just thinking if only I could
     have chosen you, Ms. Ulmandra.
[20:32] ULMANDRA
    What?! D-Does that mean you
    want to be partners with me?!
[20:36] ULMANDRA
    But we've only just met.
    Isn't it a bit too soon?
[20:38] UCHIMURA
    Well, I've known you the longest, Ms. Ulmandra,
[20:39] ULMANDRA {Background}
    Well, now, if you really
    want to be with me,
[20:41] UCHIMURA
    and it'd be reassuring for it
     to be someone I already know.
[20:43] ULMANDRA {Background}
    then I guess I've no choice but to accept.
[20:43] UCHIMURA
    Coming!
[20:44] ULMANDRA {Background}
    As your partner...
[20:46] UCHIMURA
    I wonder who it is?
[20:48] OLULU
    Long time no see!
[20:50] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Olulu?! What's up?
[20:52] OLULU
    I was sent here as a representative
    from the Ogre Tribe
[20:55] OLULU
    for our alliance with the Demon Army.
[20:57] UCHIMURA
    I see. A personnel exchange.
[20:59] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura.
[21:02] OLULU
    Thank you so much!
[21:03] OLULU
    Since then, my father has
    begun to delegate work
[21:06] OLULU
    to the most capable members of the clan.
[21:08] UCHIMURA
    Oh, he's started working on
    developing a successor, huh?
[21:11] OLULU
    Yes! Thanks to you, the entire Ogre Tribe
    seems to be able to make the change.
[21:15] OLULU
    If there's anything I can
    do for you, please tell me!
[21:18] UCHIMURA{M}
    Anything, you say?
[21:20] UCHIMURA
    If you don't mind, would you be
    interested in working with me?
[21:25] OLULU
    Oh, are you sure you want someone like me?
[21:28] UCHIMURA
    Of course. I'd gladly
    welcome you, Ms. Olulu.
[21:30] OLULU
    Just call me Olulu.
[21:32] UCHIMURA
    Then, pleased to have you on board, Olulu.
[21:35] OLULU
    Yes.
[21:38] UCHIMURA
    Again, pleased to be working
    with you, too, Ms. Ulmandra!
[21:41] ULMANDRA
    No, I'm your rival.
[21:43] ULMANDRA
    I've no intention of getting
     buddy-buddy with you.
[21:45] UCHIMURA
    Why?!
[21:46] UCHIMURA{M}
    Anyway, the Demon Army
    has expanded quite a bit
[21:49] UCHIMURA{M}
    because of this negotiation.
[21:51] UCHIMURA{M}
    Still... With every big return, there's
    always a risk that comes with it.
[21:56] UCHIMURA{M}
    We must be even more vigilant...
SIGN    ZOO / Kaori Kawamura
[23:35] MASTER
    Gorillas look strong, but they are
    delicate, timid, and kind-hearted.
[23:43] MASTER
    That means...
[23:44] MASTER
    All humans are gorillas at heart.

Season 1

3 - Now I Understand! Elite General Communication

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[00:03] UCHIMURA
    This work could be made more efficient, too.
[00:07] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura!
[00:09] OLULU
    I successfully completed the negotiations with
    the werebear tribe that you asked me to handle.
[00:14] UCHIMURA
    I'm impressed.
[00:16] OLULU
    It goes so smoothly when you rank both
    parties' conditions by priority.
[00:20] OLULU
    I was surprised.
[00:22] UCHIMURA
    I've seen plenty of cases where people
    had to start each meeting fresh
[00:26] UCHIMURA
    because they didn't do that.
[00:30] OLULU
    Also, you're to be given a distinguished
    service award for facilitating
[00:36] OLULU
    the alliance with the ogre tribe.
[00:38] UCHIMURA
    A distinguished service award?
[00:40] OLULU
    The award ceremony will be held soon.
[00:42] OLULU
    I'll ask about the details
    once I've had lunch.
[00:45] UCHIMURA/ID
    I've never received a commendation,
[00:47] UCHIMURA/ID
    and they're giving me an award?
[00:49] UCHIMURA/ID
    A distinguished service award!
[00:51] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, I brought food.
[00:54] ULMANDRA
    Let's eat together.
[00:55] UCHIMURA
    Thank you, Ms. Ulmandra.
[00:58] UCHIMURA
    What's for lunch today?
SIGN    Meager...
[01:02] ULMANDRA
    Gim porridge as usual.
[01:09] UCHIMURA
    It's so watery.
[01:10] ULMANDRA
    Well, yeah. They soak it in
    water until it's super thin.
[01:14] UCHIMURA/ID
    Gim is the name of the crop cultivated
    in the farms outside the city.
[01:19] UCHIMURA/ID
    Because Olulu, who has knowledge of
    governing and diplomacy, came to work for me,
[01:23] UCHIMURA/ID
    I have extra energy to
    learn about the world.
[01:27] (Flashback) OLULU
    It's so watery!
[01:29] UCHIMURA/ID
    This watery gim porridge is the
    Demon Army's staple food.
[01:32] UCHIMURA/ID
    I know that, but...
[01:37] UCHIMURA
    I wish I could eat meat once in a while.
[01:40] ULMANDRA
    Okay, fine.
[01:41] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[01:43] ULMANDRA
    Let's go hunting.
[01:43] UCHIMURA
    We're getting it ourselves?!
[01:45] UCHIMURA
    Really?!
SIGN    Episode 3
     Now I Understand! Elite General Communication
[03:20] ULMANDRA
    This area's been experiencing some
    magical beast-related damage.
[03:24] ULMANDRA
    The army received a request
    to exterminate it.
[03:26] UCHIMURA
    A magical beast?!
[03:27] ULMANDRA
    About five orcs who live
    in this area were eaten.
[03:32] UCHIMURA
    Th-That sounds really serious!
[03:35] ULMANDRA
    The weak are eaten. That's
    the law of nature.
[03:40] ULMANDRA
    Normally, the orcs would have
    to defeat it themselves,
[03:43] ULMANDRA
    but we're going to help because
    the beast is too strong.
[03:47] UCHIMURA/ID
    The gim porridge is so thin because
    they don't have much food.
[03:51] UCHIMURA/ID
    On top of that, they're dealing with beasts.
[03:54] UCHIMURA/ID
    This world has more problems than expected.
[03:57] UCHIMURA/ID
    What can I do about it?
[03:58] ULMANDRA
    Found them!
[04:00] ULMANDRA
    These are the mushrooms!
[04:01] UCHIMURA
    Mushrooms? Are those edible?
[04:03] ULMANDRA
    Yeah. Apparently, the orcs were attacked
    while picking these mushrooms.
[04:07] ULMANDRA
    They're a valuable food source around here.
[04:10] ULMANDRA
    If we stake out this area,
    the hellhog should show up.
[04:18] UCHIMURA
    A boar?!
SIGN    Hellhog
[04:27] ULMANDRA
    That's a warning.
[04:28] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[04:29] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, back away slowly. Meanwhile...
[04:32] ULMANDRA
    I'll kill it!
[04:39] UCHIMURA/ID
    I see. Boars that move two-dimensionally
    struggle to grasp three dimensions.
[04:43] UCHIMURA/ID
    That's why she attacked from above.
[04:45] UCHIMURA/ID
    She's an experienced fighter.
[04:58] UCHIMURA/ID
    This thing is practically a force of nature!
[05:03] UCHIMURA/ID
    And Ms. Ulmandra is incredible
    for dodging it, but...
[05:07] UCHIMURA/ID
    She's lacking. She's seriously lacking.
[05:11] UCHIMURA/ID
    It'd be different if this were a
    raid, but our goal is to hunt.
[05:14] UCHIMURA/ID
    To inflict mortal wounds.
[05:15] UCHIMURA/ID
    Tough horns, sharp claws,
    and powerful fangs.
[05:19] UCHIMURA/ID
    Wild animals have features
    for killing enemies.
[05:22] UCHIMURA/ID
    But what about us? We're weak.
[05:25] UCHIMURA/ID
    Our capacity for killing is low.
[05:27] UCHIMURA/ID
    That's why we sought substitutes.
[05:29] UCHIMURA/ID
    Swords, spears, bows and arrows,
    firearms, and explosives.
[05:33] UCHIMURA/ID
    We looked beyond ourselves for
    the killing capacity we lacked.
[05:36] UCHIMURA/ID
    We sought that in weapons.
[05:38] UCHIMURA/ID
    Ms. Ulmandra must realize that as well.
[05:41] UCHIMURA/ID
    So why didn't she bring a weapon?
[05:43] ULMANDRA
    I'll never kill it like this.
[05:47] ULMANDRA
    I guess I should start trying for real.
[05:58] UCHIMURA
    She strengthened her body.
[06:01] ULMANDRA
    It takes time for this spell to wear off, so
    I don't like using it, but it can't be helped.
[06:06] ULMANDRA
    Come at me with everything you've got.
[06:14] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra...
[06:16] ULMANDRA
    If I split its stomach, I'll tear open
    its intestines and make it inedible.
[06:23] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[06:28] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[06:33] UCHIMURA/ID
    This is magic. This is what demons can do.
[06:36] ULMANDRA
    Okay, let's eat.
[06:39] UCHIMURA/ID
    Does she expect me to have an appetite now?
[06:44] ORC CHIEF
    Thank you so much.
[06:46] ORC CHIEF
    I can't believe you defeated it yourself.
[06:49] ULMANDRA
    Good. You should be grateful.
[06:51] ULMANDRA
    I bet you haven't eaten meat in a while.
[06:53] ULMANDRA
    We'll eat it together.
[06:56] UCHIMURA/ID
    What?
[07:00] UCHIMURA/ID
    They're okay with that?
[07:01] ORC WOMAN
    Ms. Ulmandra, I broke down
    the leg meat for you.
[07:06] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, you can cook?
[07:09] ULMANDRA
    Of course I can. I'm an elite general.
[07:12] ULMANDRA
    I'll give you a taste of
    this nation's meat dishes.
[07:15] UCHIMURA
    Meat…
[07:16] UCHIMURA
    All I've eaten since coming here is gim
    porridge, so I'm looking forward to it.
[07:19] UCHIMURA
    How are you going to cook it?
[07:21] ULMANDRA
    Over an open flame.
[07:23] UCHIMURA
    An open flame?
[07:31] ULMANDRA
    Done! I present boar grilled
    over an open flame!
[07:34] UCHIMURA/ID
    She wasn't kidding about the open flame.
[07:36] UCHIMURA
    It just looks like a mysterious
    burnt object to me.
[07:39] ULMANDRA
    Just try it.
[07:44] UCHIMURA/ID
    This is…
[07:45] UCHIMURA
    Bitterness and harshness spread throughout
    my mouth the moment I bit into it.
SIGN    RRRUMBLE
[07:49] UCHIMURA
    The oily meat juices that flowed out
    of it cling to the inside of my mouth.
[07:53] UCHIMURA
    This isn't food. It's oral pollution.
[07:56] ULMANDRA
    That's not very nice.
[07:58] UCHIMURA
    Well, you're not very nice for feeding
    me this strange dark matter.
[08:02] ULMANDRA
    You forget your manners
    when it comes to food!
[08:06] UCHIMURA/ID
    I'm experiencing a ton of isekai culture
    shock, but the biggest problem is...
[08:13] UCHIMURA
    You use a shared oven.
[08:15] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[08:15] ULMANDRA
    Yeah, because they're expensive.
[08:17] ULMANDRA
    Salt is a rare product, too.
[08:19] UCHIMURA
    Seriously?
[08:20] UCHIMURA
    There's no way that's enough.
[08:22] ULMANDRA
    It won't change the flavor
    unless we add more.
[08:25] UCHIMURA
    Excuse me. Could you let me do that?
[08:28] ULMANDRA & ORCS
    What?
[08:28] UCHIMURA
    I only need a pinch of salt.
[08:31] UCHIMURA
    If I could just get some
    edible mushrooms instead...
[08:39] UCHIMURA
    And it's done!
[08:41] UCHIMURA
    Grilled boar skewer and
    boar soup with mushrooms!
[08:49] ULMANDRA
    It's good!
[08:53] ORC VILLAGER A
    It really is good.
[08:55] ORC VILLAGER B
    When we cook it, it's too
    gamey for our kids to eat.
[08:56] UCHIMURA
    Boar meat is gamey, so it's important to
    soak it in water and wash away the blood.
[08:59] ORC VILLAGER A
    I can't believe how much
    of the gaminess is gone.
[09:02] UCHIMURA
    It has a lot of fat as well, so I cooked
    it slowly and away from the flame
[09:06] UCHIMURA
    to avoid burning and remove the excess fat.
[09:08] UCHIMURA
    When putting meat in soup, you can reduce
    gaminess by keeping cooking times short.
[09:13] ORC VILLAGERS
    Huh.
[09:15] UCHIMURA
    Would you like me to teach
    you in greater detail?
[09:17] ORC VILLAGER A
    You would do that?
[09:19] ORC VILLAGER B
    You're so friendly.
[09:21] ULMANDRA
    Good grief.
[09:21] ORC VILLAGER A
    That was useful information.
[09:22] ULMANDRA
    Don't you think teaching people to cook is
    selling yourself short as an elite general?
[09:23] ORC VILLAGER B
    Right?
[09:25] UCHIMURA
    I don't think so.
[09:27] UCHIMURA
    After all, they say you can
    judge how rich or poor a nation is
[09:31] UCHIMURA
    by looking at its eating habits.
[09:32] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[09:33] UCHIMURA
    The cooking method I used would occur to
    anyone who eats meat on a daily basis.
[09:38] UCHIMURA
    If you have enough resources for trial and
    error, you naturally build knowledge.
[09:44] ULMANDRA
    In other words, you're saying this nation
    lacks knowledge because we're poor.
[09:48] UCHIMURA
    In simple terms, yes.
[09:51] ULMANDRA
    I hate to admit it, but you're right.
[09:54] ULMANDRA
    This nation is poor.
[09:56] ULMANDRA
    Compared to the surrounding
    powers, we are small and weak.
[09:59] ULMANDRA
    The people don't have enough to eat.
[10:01] ULMANDRA
    However!
[10:02] ULMANDRA
    That is why we must change it!
[10:05] ULMADNRA
    That is the role of the
    elite generals! Am I wrong?
[10:08] UCHIMURA
    You're exactly right!
[10:10] ULMANDRA
    Honestly, I can't believe you made me
    think about all that with a single meal.
[10:14] ULMANDRA
    You're a cunning man.
[10:16] ULMANDRA
    Now that that's decided,
    let's get out of here.
[10:19] UCHIMURA
    What? We're traveling at night?
[10:22] ULMANDRA
    This will keep the road
    bright even at night.
[10:24] ULMANDRA
    Magical beasts fear the
     light and won't attack.
[10:28] UCHIMURA
    Is that magic, too?
[10:29] ULMANDRA
    Yes.
[10:31] ULMANDRA
    Inaccessible to demi-humans and usable only
    by demons, it is the knowledge of all things.
[10:37] ULMANDRA
    That is magic.
[10:38] UCHIMURA/ID
    I see.
[10:41] UCHIMURA
    The demi-humans led by Ms. Gnome train
    every day because they can't use magic.
[10:48] UCHIMURA
    By the way, is Ms. Sylphid
    a demon or a demi-human?
[10:52] ULMANDRA
    I don't know, but if she's known as the
    Archmage of Storms, she must be a demon.
[10:56] ULMANDRA
    She never attends Big Four
    meetings in person.
[11:00] UCHIMURA/ID
    She’s always the only one joining remotely?
[11:03] UCHIMURA
    How bold of her.
[11:04] ULMANDRA
    Anyway, that's not important. Let's go.
[11:07] UCHIMURA
    Hey, wait! Ms. Ulmandra!
[11:12] UCHIMURA
    Anyway, that's certainly impressive.
[11:14] UCHIMURA
    But isn't it a little inconvenient?
[11:16] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[11:17] UCHIMURA
    Even against the hellhog,
    you struggled at first.
[11:21] UCHIMURA
    It's because this isn't particularly fatal.
[11:24] UCHIMURA
    You can change your body using magic,
[11:27] UCHIMURA
    but the time it takes to return
    to normal is a drawback.
[11:31] UCHIMURA
    It would be more efficient to equip
    yourself with weapons from the start.
[11:34] UCHIMURA
    When cooking, if you'd used
    an oven from the start,
[11:37] UCHIMURA
    you wouldn't have burnt the food.
[11:38] UCHIMURA
    Instead of fixating on magic, why
    not utilize efficient substitutes?
[11:43] UCHIMURA
    The same goes for your clothing.
[11:45] UCHIMURA
    Instead of dressing so lightly, shouldn't
    you wear something more protective?
[11:53] UCHIMURA
    Huh? What?
[11:55] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura.
[11:56] UCHIMURA
    Yes?
[11:57] ULMANDRA
    Perhaps you are right, but...
[12:01] ULMANDRA
    Your words insult me.
[12:03] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[12:04] ULMANDRA
    Change of plans.
[12:06] ULMANDRA
    You can stay here and return in
    the morning with an orc escort.
[12:10] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra?
[12:11] ULMANDRA
    I trusted you a little,
    but I'm disappointed.
[12:15] ULMANDRA
    You're merely a human from
    another world after all.
[12:17] ULMANDRA
    Your efficient thinking is
    incompatible with us demons.
[12:22] UCHIMURA/ID
    I screwed up.
[12:26] UCHIMURA/ID
    What? How did I make her mad?
[12:29] UCHIMURA/ID
    No, wait. For now, I should
    go after her and apologize.
[12:36] UCHIMURA/ID
    There's no way!
[12:37] UCHIMURA/ID
    If I encounter monsters in the woods
    at night, it'll be game over!
[12:40] UCHIMURA/ID
    Wait, Ms. Ulmandra! Please wait!
[12:47] DEMON LORD
    Well done defeating that magical beast.
[12:51] DEMON LORD
    By the way, Ulmandra returned
    during the night,
[12:56] DEMON LORD
    while you returned this
    morning with an orc escort.
[13:01] DEMON LORD
    Did something happen?
[13:03] UCHIMURA
    Demon Lord, I...
[13:07] UCHIMURA
    I'm not fit to be an elite general!
[13:10] DEMON LORD
    I see. I understand what happened.
[13:13] UCHIMURA
    I'm terribly sorry, Your Majesty!
[13:15] UCHIMURA
    An elite general who disrupts relationships
    between colleagues is unfit to serve!
[13:18] UCHIMURA
    I shall take responsibility
    by leaving my post!
SIGN    SQUEEZE
[13:21] DEMON LORD
    Don't be imprudent.
[13:22] DEMON LORD
    Uchimura, go clear up Ulmandra's
    confusion and reconcile with her.
[13:28] DEMON LORD
    That's an order.
[13:30] UCHIMURA/ID
    What? A task from the Demon Lord?
[13:32] UCHIMURA
    I understand.
[13:34] DEMON LORD
    Uchimura, this isn't just
    an interpersonal issue.
[13:39] DEMON LORD
    For you, this will be a good opportunity
    to learn about this world.
[13:43] MOB
    What's wrong with that guy?
[13:45] MOB
    Yikes.
[13:45] MOB
    Look at him.
[13:46] UCHIMURA/ID
    I don't understand.
[13:47] UCHIMURA/ID
    What was Ms. Ulmandra so angry about?
[13:51] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Your efficient thinking is
    incompatible with us demons.
[13:55] UCHIMURA
    Demons...
[13:57] UCHIMURA/ID
    There are two species here.
    Demons and demi-humans.
[14:01] UCHIMURA/ID
    Before coming to this world,
    I had the impression
[14:04] UCHIMURA/ID
    that demons were intellectual and
    demi-humans like orcs were wild, but...
[14:09] UCHIMURA
    Those are demi-humans.
[14:11] UCHIMURA
    Demon.
[14:13] UCHIMURA
    Demi-human.
[14:14] UCHIMURA
    Demons.
[14:16] UCHIMIRA/ID
    In this world, it's the other way around.
[14:18] UCHIMIRA/ID
    With Ms. Ulmandra first
    and foremost among them,
[14:20] UCHIMIRA/ID
    demons expose more skin
    and are far more wild.
[14:22] UCHIMIRA/ID
    But why?
[14:24] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Attire reflects the era, culture,
    and even religion and thinking.
[14:28] UCHIMIRA/ID
    And what do demons think?
[14:30] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Usable only by demons, it is
    the knowledge of all things.
[14:34] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    That is magic.
[14:36] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Are non-demons really incapable
    of using magic no matter what?
[14:42] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Abandon your assumptions.
[14:43] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Are there any fact-based documents
    on how magic works in this world?
[14:47] UCHIMURA
    This is it.
[14:49] UCHIMIRA/ID
    "For demons, a beautifully-trained
    body is a source of pride."
[14:53] UCHIMIRA/ID
    "This is because a strong body is required
    to increase one's magic power and cast spells."
[14:58] UCHIMIRA/ID
    So the stronger they get, the
    more magic power they have.
[15:01] UCHIMIRA/ID
    That's the truth of this world.
[15:04] UCHIMIRA/ID
    That's why demons wear skimpy clothes.
[15:06] UCHIMIRA/ID
    To show off their magic power and pride.
[15:10] UCHIMIRA/ID
    In other words, I...
[15:12] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Instead of dressing so lightly, shouldn't
    you wear something more protective?
[15:18] UCHIMIRA/ID
    I rejected Ms. Ulmandra herself.
[15:22] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Of course she got mad!
[15:23] UCHIMIRA/ID
    That was a total misunderstanding of culture!
[15:25] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Didn't I learn that from
    negotiating with Mr. Tarius?
[15:27] (Flashback) TARIUS
    No! No!
[15:29] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Demon Lord, thank you.
[15:31] UCHIMIRA/ID
    Because of you, I realized
    the truth of this world.
[15:35] UCHIMIRA/ID
    However...
[15:36] UCHIMURA
    How will I reconcile with
    Ms. Ulmandra? I don't know!
[15:44] OLULU
    I'm done chopping wood.
[15:46] OLULU
    What's next?
[15:47] OLULU
    Huh?
[15:48] OLULU
    What? Who? An evil god?
[15:51] OLULU
    No, wait...
[15:54] OLULU
    Ms. Ulmandra?
[15:55] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura hates me! What am I going to do?
[15:59] OLULU
    Huh? What happened?
[16:03] ULMANDRA
    He didn't compliment me...
[16:05] OLULU
    What do you mean?
[16:07] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura didn't compliment my body!
[16:11] OLULU/ID
    What is she talking about?
[16:14] OLULU
    Um, Ms. Ulmandra...
[16:16] ULMANDRA
    Uh huh?
[16:17] OLULU
    I realized this from working for him,
[16:19] OLULU
    but Mr. Uchimura's values
    are different from ours.
[16:22] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[16:23] OLULU
    I believe Mr. Uchimura doesn't think
    exposing one's skin is a good thing.
[16:28] ULMANDRA
    That's absurd! Then what does
    he think that makes me?
[16:31] OLULU
    A nympho...
[16:32] ULMANDRA
    A nympho?
[16:33] ULMANDRA
    Why? I keep those areas covered!
[16:36] OLULU
    I don't know what demons consider shameful.
[16:41] ULMANDRA
    Then all the ways I've tried
    to show off so far...
[16:45] OLULU
    They mostly worked against you.
[16:48] ULMANDRA
    Have I been making a terrible mistake?!
[16:51] OLULU
    Please stop! You'll break the floor!
[16:54] ULMANDRA
    Olulu.
[16:56] ULMANDRA
    What should I do?
[17:00] OLULU
    Well, Mr. Uchimura told me something
    the day I started working for him.
[17:06] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Olulu, since we'll be working together,
[17:09] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    I'd like you to conduct yourself
    freely and not fear mistakes.
[17:12] (Flashback) OLULU
    Freely?
[17:14] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    You have a tendency to worry too much.
[17:17] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    So conduct yourself freely, and
    talk to me about anything.
[17:20] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    If you need anything, I'll support you.
[17:22] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    We'll come up with solutions together.
[17:24] OLULU
    That's the kind of person Mr. Uchimura is.
[17:26] OLULU
    So it's all right. You can trust him.
[17:30] ULMANDRA
    Okay...
SIGN    Bar
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
SIGN    Ganmodoki
SIGN    Konbu
SIGN    Hanpen
SIGN    Mochikinchaku
SIGN    Tendon
SIGN    Atsuage
SIGN    Chikuwa
SIGN    Shirataki
SIGN    Konjac
[18:00] UCHIMURA
    Nothing pairs better with sauce
    than a sweet Japanese sake.
[18:03] UCHIMURA
    Sweet for sauce, dry for salt.
[18:07] UCHIMURA/ID
    This is perfect.
[18:08] MASTER
    Here you go.
[18:22] UCHIMURA
    So good.
[18:24] MASTER
    They're homemade.
[18:35] UCHIMURA/ID
    I've never seen the master smile before.
[18:43] UCHIMURA/ID
    That's it!
[18:51] UCHIMURA/ID
    There's no need to think so hard about it.
[18:56] UCHIMURA/ID
    It's important to try to understand
    the other person's culture, but...
[19:08] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra!
[19:09] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura!
[19:14] UCHIMURA/ID
    I can't fixate on that.
[19:17] UCHIMURA/ID
    First, I need to honestly convey my feelings.
[19:25] UCHIMURA
    I think your body is very
    sexy, Ms. Ulmandra!
[19:28] ULMANDRA
    I'm not a nympho! I just wanted
    you to compliment my body!
[19:33] UCHIMURA & ULMANDRA
    What?
[19:35] UCHIMURA
    No, wait.
[19:37] UCHIMURA
    I simply wanted to compliment your body,
    but I have a limited vocabulary.
[19:42] ULMANDRA
    I just wanted to tell you I'm not a
    nympho. I had no other intentions.
[19:51] UCHIMURA
    Um, I didn't know the first thing about you.
[19:56] UCHIMURA
    I'm really sorry!
[19:56] ULMANDRA
    What?
[19:57] ULMANDRA
    You've been researching demons?
[20:01] ULMANDRA
    You're such a sincere and honest idiot.
[20:05] ULMANDRA
    I'm sorry, too.
[20:07] ULMANDRA
    I forced my standards on you.
[20:09] ULMANDRA
    I even became emotional and
    abandoned you in the woods.
[20:11] UCHIMURA
    I did feel like my life
    was in danger then...
[20:16] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra.
[20:18] UCHIMURA
    We both realized our mistakes
    and learned about each other.
[20:21] UCHIMURA
    Don't you think we could
    become good partners?
[20:25] ULMANDRA
    P-Partners...
[20:28] ULMANDRA
    Well, I'm sure we won't be bad.
[20:31] ULMANDRA/ID
    Was that a confession?
[20:32] ULMANDRA/ID
    Is "partners" a roundabout way of
    confessing his feelings for me?
[20:35] UCHIMURA/ID
    Great. Now I can continue
    working harmoniously with her.
[20:40] DEMON LORD
    The alliance with the ogres and the
    unification of the seven tribes
[20:44] DEMON LORD
    has dramatically increased
    the scale of the Demon Army.
[20:48] DEMON LORD
    I grant you this distinguished service
    award for facilitating that unification.
[20:52] DEMON LORD
    Raise your head, Overseas Manager and
    Elite General Dennosuke Uchimura.
[20:58] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir.
[20:58] DEMON LORD
    You've achieved much in
    a short amount of time.
[21:02] DEMON LORD
    I grant you this magic stone in
    recognition of your success.
[21:11] UCHIMURA
    I am honored to receive an
    award from Your Majesty.
[21:15] UCHIMURA
    However, I could not have achieved
    this success alone, so...
[21:31] UCHIMURA
    This is for you, Ms. Ulmandra.
[21:33] ULMANDRA
    What?!
[21:34] UCHIMURA
    This jewel belongs to both of us.
[21:37] UCHIMURA
    Will you accept?
[21:39] ULMANDRA
    A-Are you stupid?!
[21:41] UCHIMURA/ID
    What?! She's insulting me now?
[21:43] UCHIMURA
    Please accept it!
[21:44] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura probably doesn't know
[21:44] UCHIMURA
    As your partner, I won't
    be satisfied otherwise!
[21:47] ULMANDRA
    I'm not accepting this in
    front of all these people!
[21:47] OLULU
    that giving a member of the opposite sex
    a magic stone is a marriage proposal.
[21:50] UCHIMURA
    Can't you make an exception?
[21:52] ULMANDRA
    If you must give it to me,
    do it someplace quieter!
[21:54] ULMANDRA
    Do it romantically!
[21:57] SYLPHID
    Dennosuke Uchimura...
[21:57] UCHIMURA
    What do you mean? Come on! Why not?
[21:59] SYLPHID
    He's ingratiated himself to them
    despite his incompetence.
[22:00] UCHIMURA
    Come on, please! Please accept it!
[22:02] UCHIMURA
    I'm begging you!
SIGN    Omoide Makura/Kyoko Kosaka
[23:35] MASTER
    Oshinko.
[23:37] MASTER
    When written in kanji, it means "new aroma."
[23:41] MASTER
    And aromas awaken old memories.
[23:44] MASTER
    Yes...
[23:45] MASTER
    Oshinko are a time machine.

Season 1

4 - Breakthroughs Happen Even With Magic!

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[00:05] UCHIMURA/ID
    The sudden summons.
[00:07] UCHIMURA/ID
    This serious atmosphere.
[00:09] UCHIMURA/ID
    Did I screw something up?
[00:10] DEMON KING
    Overseas Manager Uchimura, I
    summoned you today because...
[00:15] UCHIMURA
    I'm sorry!
[00:19] DEMON KING
    What do you think you're doing?
[00:21] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, perhaps I'm not
    fit to be an elite general!
[00:25] UCHIMURA
    But please give me a
    chance! I'll do anything!
[00:29] UCHIMURA
    I'll do anything!
[00:32] DEMON OVERLORD
    Your low self-esteem is a flaw.
[00:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    I do not think you're unfit.
[00:37] DEMON OVERLORD
    If anything, you're doing a good job.
[00:39] UCHIMURA
    What?
[00:39] UCHIMURA/ID
    I love you, Demon Overlord!
[00:43] UCHIMURA
    I-In that case, what can I do for you?
[00:46] DEMON OVERLORD
    Right.
[00:47] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, what do you think of the
    relationship between demons and demi-humans?
[00:52] UCHIMURA
    Huh? Well...
[00:54] UCHIMURA
    What stands out to me most is
    the disparity between them.
[00:58] UCHIMURA
    Demons have an advantage
    as they can use magic.
[01:01] UCHIMURA
    It seems to make demi-humans feel inferior.
[01:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    Exactly. The problem is magic.
[01:07] DEMON OVERLORD
    Only certain species can use it.
[01:11] DEMON OVERLORD
    So I'd like you to come up with
    a way for anyone to use magic.
[01:16] UCHIMURA
    Anyone?
[01:18] DEMON OVERLORD
    Indeed. Then demi-humans would
    have no reason to feel inferior.
[01:23] UCHIMURA
    You're absolutely right,
    but I can't use magic.
[01:28] UCHIMURA
    This is beyond my expertise.
[01:29] DEMON OVERLORD
    That's what magic stones are for.
[01:32] UCHIMURA
    Magic stones? Like the one I received
    as a reward the other day?
[01:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    This one is unshaped. I give this to you.
[01:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    It's up to you to decide how to use it.
[01:49] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir.
[01:50] DEMON OVERLORD
    One more thing.
[01:51] DEMON OVERLORD
    I'll assign a magic researcher to you.
[01:55] UCHIMURA
    I appreciate it. Who is it?
[01:57] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid, Archmage of Storms.
[02:01] UCHIMURA/ID
    That incomprehensible person, huh?
[02:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    I've already spoken with her,
    but do not take it easy.
[02:08] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid is formidable.
[02:12] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir.
[03:46] UCHIMURA
    Excuse me.
[03:50] ULMANDRA
    So Uchimura received a direct
    assignment from the Demon Overlord?
[03:54] ULMANDRA
    He's doing well for himself.
[03:57] ULMANDRA
    I mean, he did give me this.
[03:59] ULMANDRA
    He probably wants to settle down.
[04:05] UCHIMURA
    Magic stones are compressed and crystallized
    magical power shaped by demons.
SIGN    Episode 4
     Breakthroughs Happen Even With Magic!
[04:12] UCHIMURA
    The tremendous magic power inside them can
    be utilized as an external resource.
[04:16] UCHIMURA
    I see.
[04:19] OLULU
    Here.
[04:21] UCHIMURA
    Thank you, Olulu.
[04:22] OLULU
    You must be exhausted from
    working so much overtime.
[04:25] OLULU
    Try to get off work earlier today.
[04:28] UCHIMURA
    Okay, but just a little longer.
[04:31] UCHIMURA
    Olulu, about this magic stone...
[04:34] UCHIMURA
    Could this allow demi-humans to
    use magic power like demons?
[04:39] OLULU
    Well, I suppose.
[04:42] OLULU
    But in practice, using magic takes skill.
[04:45] OLULU
    Simply having power isn't
    that useful on its own.
[04:49] UCHIMURA
    I see. So that skill is the key.
[04:52] UCHIMURA/ID
    No matter how you look at it, I
    need knowledge on magical R&D.
[04:58] UCHIMURA/ID
    I'll have to overcome my fear
    and visit Ms. Sylphid.
[05:05] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid, I'm here on
    the Demon Overlord's orders.
[05:08] UCHIMURA
    Are you here?
[05:09] SYLPHID
    Coming.
[05:12] UCHIMURA
    Hello, Ms. Belinda.
[05:13] SYLPHID
    Who are you?
[05:15] UCHIMURA
    Actually, I came by to introduce
    myself the other day.
[05:18] UCHIMURA
    I'm Uchimura, one of the Big Four.
[05:20] SYLPHID
    Oh, right. Forgive me. Can I help you?
[05:24] UCHIMURA
    I'm here on the Demon Overlord's orders.
[05:26] UCHIMURA
    Is Ms. Sylphid here today?
[05:29] SYLPHID
    No. As usual, she's not here.
[05:31] UCHIMURA
    What? But the Demon Overlord said we
    were scheduled to meet today.
[05:35] SYLPHID
    As I said, she's not here. I'd
    like to ask you to leave.
[05:41] UCHIMURA
    I see. Well, that can't be helped.
[05:44] SYLPHID
    I'll let you know once she returns.
[05:49] UCHIMURA
    In that case, could I talk
    to you, her assistant?
[05:58] ULMANDRA/ID
    Uchimura is hitting on another woman?
[06:04] ULMANDRA/ID
    And they're alone together in that room?
[06:07] SYLPHID
    I'm just hearing you out, Mr. Uchimura.
[06:10] SYLPHID
    I'm busy with other matters.
[06:12] UCHIMURA
    Sorry. There's just one thing
    I'd like to confirm with you.
[06:16] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Belinda...
[06:17] UCHIMURA
    You're actually Ms. Sylphid, aren't you?
[06:23] SYLPHID
    I told you, I'm her assistant.
[06:24] UCHIMURA
    There are three reasons
    for me thinking this.
[06:27] UCHIMURA
    First, your glasses.
[06:29] UCHIMURA
    Demons regard the physical
    body above all else.
[06:31] UCHIMURA
    It doesn't make sense for one to
    rely on something like glasses.
[06:33] UCHIMURA
    In other words, those are fake
    glasses and part of a disguise.
[06:36] UCHIMURA
    Second, your name.
[06:39] UCHIMURA
    The name Belinda isn't on the Demon
    Army's organizational chart.
[06:44] UCHIMURA
    And finally, the third reason...
[06:47] UCHIMURA
    The Demon Overlord told me, "Sylphid likes
    to avoid work by wearing disguises."
[06:52] SYLPHID
    So you knew and thought to trick
    me? That's not very nice.
[06:56] UCHIMURA
    He didn't tell me you pretend
    to be your own assistant.
[07:00] SYLPHID
    I admit it. I am Sylphid, one of the Four
    Elite Generals in the Demon Army.
[07:04] UCHIMURA
    Why hide your identity?
[07:07] UCHIMURA
    Normally, you wear something that
    looks like a mascot costume.
[07:10] SYLPHID
    Isn't it obvious?
[07:12] SYLPHID
    If people knew what I looked like,
    they'd dump loads of work on me.
[07:16] UCHIMURA
    Forgive me for discussing
    work after hearing that,
[07:21] UCHIMURA
    but I'd like you to develop
    a tool that allows—
[07:22] SYLPHID
    No.
[07:23] UCHIMURA
    What? Didn't the Demon Overlord talk to you?
[07:26] SYLPHID
    I don't care.
[07:28] SYLPHID
    Besides, why would I remake something
    that's already been made?
[07:33] UCHIMURA
    Already been made?
[07:36] SYLPHID
    Sit.
[07:38] SYLPHID
    This is your reward for seeing
    through my disguise.
[07:40] SYLPHID
    I'll show you something special.
[07:44] UCHIMURA
    What is this?
[07:45] SYLPHID
    It's made primarily using an ore easily
    penetrated by magic power
[07:48] SYLPHID
    and embedded with magic stones.
[07:50] SYLPHID
    Magic is woven into a
    multi-layered interior structure,
[07:53] SYLPHID
    which grants the use of numerous spells.
[07:56] UCHIMURA
    What? Then...
[07:58] SYLPHID
    Didn't I tell you? It's already been made.
[08:02] SYLPHID
    I created this magic device
    after years of research.
[08:05] UCHIMURA
    That's incredible! We should begin
    mass-producing these right away.
[08:09] SYLPHID
    You're right. Go ahead and do that.
[08:12] SYLHPID
    But it costs 10 million
    G to make a single one.
[08:14] UCHIMURA
    What?
[08:15] UCHIMURA
    Let's see. One nut is worth 50G, so...
[08:19] SYLPHID
    Magic stones are rare enough already,
[08:21] SYLPHID
    but this makes use of copious amounts
    of only the highest-grade stones.
[08:24] SYLPHID
    How much did you expect it to cost?
[08:26] SYLPHID
    Now go mass-produce them all you want,
[08:29] SYLPHID
    if you can find the budget for it, that is.
[08:32] UCHIMURA/ID
    I see. So this was the Demon
    Overlord's plan all along.
[08:36] UCHIMURA/ID
    How do we mass produce a magic item
    with massive production costs?
[08:41] SYLPHID
    Just so you know, I'm not giving you any
    money even if you stand on your head.
[08:45] SYLPHID
    It would be wise to give up quickly,
[08:48] SYLPHID
    Overseas Manager.
[08:50] UCHIMURA/ID
    Stand on my head... Upside down...
[08:53] UCHIMURA/ID
    Reverse thinking...
[08:55] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid, that magic item
    requires so many magic stones
[09:00] UCHIMURA
    so it can grant use of
    numerous spells, right?
[09:04] SYLPHID
    Yes, I suppose.
[09:05] UCHIMURA
    Then why not make items that grant
    the use of only one spell?
SIGN    Search
[09:11] UCHIMURA
    It's one way to achieve a breakthrough.
[09:14] UCHIMURA
    New products can be created by removing
    functions instead of adding them.
[09:20] SYLPHID
    I see. Low-grade magic stones could
    be used for just a single spell.
[09:25] SYLPHID
    That would reduce costs significantly.
[09:28] SYLPHID/ID
    I've never seen anyone
    think that way before.
[09:31] UCHIMURA
    Could we use this for our prototype?
[09:34] SYLPHID
    Interesting.
[09:35] SYLPHID
    Let's try it.
[09:43] SYLPHID
    Now then.
[09:44] SYLPHID
    I'm going to stay up all night
    making a new magical device.
[09:48] SYLPHID
    You'll be joining me, Overseas Manager.
[09:51] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[10:01] ULMANDRA
    That's odd. He's still in there.
[10:03] ULMANDRA
    But it's the middle of the night.
[10:06] ULMANDRA
    What are a man and a woman
    doing behind closed doors?!
[10:09] ULMANDRA
    Open up! Open this door!
[10:18] UCHIMURA/ID
    I didn't think she'd make me stay
    up the whole time helping her.
[10:23] SYLPHID
    I knew I could do it.
[10:25] SYLPHID
    It took me only one night to
    make my idea a reality.
[10:28] SYLPHID
    Am I a genius?
[10:30] SYLPHID
    Magic item "Rosemarin."
[10:32] SYLPHID
    By limiting the number of usable spells
    to one, we drastically reduced costs.
[10:37] SYLPHID
    We can even use low-grade magic
    stones to mass produce these.
[10:41] SYLPHID
    All right, let's test it.
[10:44] SYLPHID
    You'll be the test subject.
[10:45] UCHIMURA
    Can't we at least take a break first?
[10:49] SYLPHID
    Fine, but just an hour.
[10:51] UCHIMURA/ID
    Why does she live so fast and recklessly?!
[10:55] UCHIMURA
    I'm going to get something
    to eat and take a nap.
[11:01] ULMANDRA
    Why'd you stay in here all night, Uchimura?!
[11:07] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, are you all right?
[11:09] ULMANDRA
    Hey! Hang in there, Uchimura!
[11:11] UCHIMURA
    Please don't shake me.
    You're making me sick.
[11:14] SYLPHID
    If you're going to be loud,
    do it elsewhere, Ulmandra.
[11:16] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[11:17] ULMANDRA
    Sylphid...
[11:18] ULMANDRA
    What are you doing here?
    Where's the strange girl?
[11:21] SYLPHID
    Who knows? Uchimura and I
    are the only ones here.
[11:27] LILIM
    Ms. Ulmandra, there you are.
[11:30] OLULU
    And Mr. Uchimura. Good.
    We've been looking for you.
[11:33] ULMANDRA
    Huh? Lilim and Olulu?
[11:35] OLULU
    It's an emergency.
[11:37] OLULU
    A horde of footprint birds have appeared,
    and several towns are under attack.
[11:40] UCHIMURA
    Footprint birds?
[11:42] OLULU
    They're ferocious and
    massive flightless birds.
[11:45] LILIM
    The Demon Overlord has ordered
    us to exterminate them.
[11:49] LILIM
    Ms. Ulmandra, you're our
    strongest combatant.
[11:52] LILIM
    You'll be visiting at least three villages.
[11:53] ULMANDRA
    Hey, wait, stop.
[11:56] ULMANDRA
    By myself?
[11:57] ULMANDRA
    No, wait! At least let me go with Uchimura!
[12:01] SYLPHID
    I see...
[12:02] SYLPHID
    This is a good opportunity
    to test the new magic item.
[12:06] SYLPHID
    Right, Overseas Manager?
[12:08] UCHIMURA/ID
    I smell blood!
[12:17] SYLPHID
    Behold! This vast land stretches
    on endlessly without obstructions!
[12:21] SYLPHID
    It's the ideal testing ground!
[12:24] UCHIMURA
    You know we're here to exterminate monsters
    on the Demon Overlord's orders, right?
[12:31] UCHIMURA
    Locals, please step back a little more.
[12:35] UCHIMURA
    It's dangerous.
[12:36] CATSIE
    Okay.
[12:39] SYLPHID
    I set it to grant use of
    a simple fire spell.
[12:41] SYLPHID
    Try it out.
[12:43] UCHIMURA
    Whoa.
[12:44] UCHIMURA
    Did you perform a safety
    analysis on this thing?
[12:47] SYLPHID
    Even if it fails, you'll only lose a hand.
[12:50] UCHIMURA/ID
    Does the concept of "safety first"
    not exist in this world?!
[13:00] SYLPHID
    That's just the activation
    sound. Don't mind it.
[13:03] UCHIMURA
    Okay.
[13:04] SYLPHID
    Imagine that the stone you're
    holding is a part of your body.
[13:08] SYLPHID
    Let your blood flow through
    the stone and circulate.
[13:12] SYLPHID
    Gather the flowing power
    in your right hand.
[13:16] SYLPHID
    Like holding your breath or bracing your
    core, accept it as a natural act.
[13:25] UCHIMURA
    Wow! Even I can use magic!
[13:28] SYLPHID
    It passed the first test.
[13:30] SYLPHID
    That just leaves...
[13:37] SYLPHID
    Actual combat!
[13:38] SYLPHID
    Now exterminate the footprint birds!
[13:40] UCHIMURA/ID
    That seems impossible!
[13:41] SYLPHID
    If you don't hurry up and shoot,
    you'll get caught in the action.
[13:44] UCHIMURA
    Take this!
[13:46] UCHIMURA
    All right! I hit it!
[13:48] SYLPHID
    Don't lose your head over a single hit!
[13:54] UCHIMURA/ID
    It's working.
[13:55] UCHIMURA/ID
    With this magic device, someone as
    powerless as me can help in combat.
[14:04] UCHIMURA/ID
    I'm dead.
[14:08] UCHIMURA/ID
    Again.
[14:14] UCHIMURA
    What's going on?
[14:16] UCHIMURA/ID
    It's not working.
[14:24] SYLPHID
    What's wrong? Why aren't you casting?
[14:27] UCHIMURA
    Because...
[14:28] SYLPHID
    It overloaded.
[14:29] SYLPHID
    The magic stone itself burned out.
[14:32] SYLPHID
    A low-grade stone didn't work after all.
[14:35] UCHIMURA
    It looks like we managed
    to drive them off, though.
[14:38] SYLPHID
    But our experiment was a failure.
[14:41] SYLPHID
    I thought it would work, too.
[14:44] UCHIMURA
    Yeah.
[14:51] CATSIE B
    Eat up, everyone.
[14:53] CATSIE C
    Footprint bird soup is tasty.
[14:56] CATSIE D
    Not that we get to eat it very often.
[14:59] CATSIE B
    Have some.
[15:01] UCHIMURA
    Thank you.
[15:06] SYLPHID
    How is it?
[15:07] CATSIE A
    Delicious. Are you sure you
    don't want any, mister?
[15:10] SYLPHID
    I'm fine.
[15:12] CATSIE A
    Let us know if you change your mind.
[15:19] UCHIMURA
    I thought all demi-humans were physically
    strong, but some are like them.
[15:25] UCHIMURA
    That's news to me.
[15:28] SYLPHID
    Yeah. They're small and weak.
[15:30] SYLPHID
    They live a meager existence as well,
    but they're always cheerful and kind.
[15:37] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid?
[15:38] SYLPHID
    It's nothing.
[15:39] SYLPHID
    I was just recalling when I
    decided I'd make magic items.
[15:45] SYLPHID
    I was born to a family of elf merchants.
[15:49] SYLPHID
    But due to certain circumstances,
    I ended up leaving home.
[15:52] SYLPHID
    Some demi-humans helped me
    while I was wandering.
[15:57] SYLPHID
    They couldn't use magic and
    were living in poverty.
[16:02] SYLPHID
    I began developing magic items
    because I wanted to help them.
[16:08] SYLPHID
    But as I became busy with work every
    day, I forgot that initial feeling.
[16:13] SYLPHID
    Perhaps I lost sight of the
    meaning behind my research.
[16:17] SYLPHID
    Hey, Overseas Manager.
[16:20] SYLPHID
    What researchers truly want
    is to save the weak.
[16:23] SYLPHID
    We need to make sure this plan succeeds.
[16:27] UCHIMURA
    Right.
[16:30] SYLPHID
    The footprint bird horde will return soon.
[16:34] SYLPHID
    Our concept is right.
[16:36] SYLPHID
    This question is, how do we exterminate them
    without exhausting the low-grade stones?
SIGN    Bar
SIGN    Spirit
     of the
    Corporate
     Slave
[16:59] OL ULMANDRA
    Nothing beats a drink after work!
[17:02] UCHIMURA/ID
    You should savor it a little more.
[17:05] UCHIMURA/ID
    That's good sake.
[17:07] MASTER
    Your offal stew and skewers.
SIGN    Spirit
     of the
    Corporate
     Slave
[17:11] OL ULMANDRA
    This stew is delicious.
[17:15] OL ULMANDRA
    These skewers are great, too.
[17:17] UCHIMURA/ID
    Offal sure is tasty.
[17:19] UCHIMURA/ID
    But apparently, they used to throw away
    organ meat because it spoils easily.
[17:24] UCHIMURA/ID
    Now it's popular for its flavor
    and beautifying collagen.
[17:27] OL ULMANDRA
    Master, more offal stew.
[17:29] MASTER
    You got it.
[17:29] UCHIMURA/ID
    Depending on how you use them, even
    things that seem useless at first...
[17:46] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid!
[17:47] UCHIMURA
    Could you make ten Rosemarins tonight?
[17:51] SYLPHID
    I have the stone you gave me, so the
    production itself is possible.
[17:55] SYLPHID
    But I can't improve them. I
    lack the proper equipment.
[17:58] UCHIMURA
    That's fine. Please make them.
[18:01] UCHIMURA
    They're fine.
[18:03] UCHIMURA
    They're fine the way they are.
[18:09] UCHIMURA
    I'm going to settle this account!
[18:20] UCHIMURA
    Now let me show you my breakthrough.
[18:31] UCHIMURA
    Rosemarin, activate!
[18:43] UCHIMURA
    The magic item Rosemarin makes
    a noise when it activates.
[18:48] UCHIMURA
    During our experiment, it became clear that
    the footprint birds disliked this noise,
[18:53] UCHIMURA
    and we successfully drove them off.
[18:58] CATSIE
    All right!
[19:01] CATSIE
    Wow!
[19:04] CATSIE
    How'd you do that?
[19:05] CATSIE
    That was awesome!
[19:07] CATSIE
    Hooray!
[19:08] UCHIMURA
    The important thing is
    that producing this sound
[19:11] UCHIMURA
    consumes practically none of
    the magic stone's energy.
[19:13] UCHIMURA
    In other words, harmful beasts can
    be driven off without using magic,
[19:18] UCHIMURA
    and the magic stones can be used for long
    periods of time without being consumed.
[19:21] UCHIMURA
    It's a magic item that fulfills both
    the cost and efficacy requirements.
[19:26] UCHIMURA
    It's even effective for driving off
    hellhogs and wolves.
[19:29] UCHIMURA
    Distributing these to other villages
    will reduce beast-related damage,
[19:33] UCHIMURA
    leading to an increase in harvested crops.
[19:37] UCHIMURA
    What do you think, Demon Overlord?
[19:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    I'm impressed you solved the
    pressing monster problem
[19:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    with the magic item development
    task I gave you.
[19:49] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid's R&D abilities and
    Uchimura's creativity.
[19:53] DEMON OVERLORD
    Both are quite impressive.
[19:55] UCHIMURA
    Thank you.
[19:57] SYLPHID
    You honor me.
[19:59] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid, begin mass-producing Rosemarins.
[20:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    Distribute them to all
    villages once they're made.
[20:05] SYLPHID
    At once, sir.
[20:14] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid.
[20:16] UCHIMURA
    Thank you so much.
[20:18] UCHIMURA
    I don't know what I would've
    done without your help.
[20:23] SYLPHID
    Let me say one thing.
[20:26] UCHIMURA
    Yes?
[20:27] SYLPHID
    Thanks to you, I made progress
    on the research I was stuck on.
[20:33] SYLPHID
    Not only that, but you reminded me
    of a researcher's true purpose.
[20:40] SYLPHID
    Thank you, Dennosuke Uchimura.
[20:45] SYLPHID
    I owe you a great debt.
[20:47] SYLPHID
    If you need anything, let me know.
[20:49] SYLPHID
    I'll help you if I have the time.
[20:52] SYLPHID
    If I have the time.
[20:57] SYLPHID
    Oh, also...
[21:02] SYLPHID
    That magic device is for combat.
    It's charged with fire magic.
[21:06] SYLPHID
    I improved the model that could fire
    only ten shots to fire 30 instead.
[21:11] UCHIMURA
    You improved this while experimenting
    with the Rosemarin?
[21:14] UCHIMURA
    When did you find the time?
[21:16] SYLPHID
    I'm a genius, you know.
[21:19] SYLPHID
    Make good use of it,
[21:21] SYLPHID
    Overseas Manager.
[21:26] UCHIMURA
    I will.
[21:31] UCHIMURA
    Now then.
[21:32] UCHIMURA
    I'll just do a bit more overtime today.
[21:35] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura!
[21:36] ULMANDRA
    I heard from Olulu!
[21:37] ULMANDRA
    Why didn't you tell me you were
    doing research with Sylphid?
[21:41] ULMANDRA
    I look like an idiot for
    getting the wrong idea!
[21:45] ULMANDRA
    Wait, that's right. You gave me this.
[21:50] ULMANDRA
    You'd never get involved with another woman.
[21:53] ULMANDRA
    What's wrong, Uchimura?
[21:55] ULMANDRA
    Wake up, Uchimura!
[21:57] ULMANDRA
    Did Sylphid do this to you?
[21:59] ULMANDRA
    Shall I avenge you?
[22:00] UCHIMURA
    Please stop shaking me...
[22:01] ULMANDRA
    Hang in there, Uchimura!
SIGN    Koyoi No Tsuki No Youni/Elephant Kashimashi
[23:35] MASTER
    Rumen, reticulum, omasum, and abomasum.
[23:40] MASTER
    Cows have four stomachs.
[23:42] MASTER
    Chew anything slowly enough...
[23:46] MASTER
    and everything can be nourishing.

Season 1

5 - The Best Way to Enjoy a Stroll Through the Marketplace in Another World

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SIGN    Bar
[00:08] OL ULMANDRA
    Hey, are you a student?
[00:11] OL ULMANDRA
    Must be nice, living off of your parents
    and having your subscriptions paid for.
[00:15] YOUNGSTER GNOME
    Hmph.
[00:16] OL ULMANDRA
    Are ya watching foreign dramas?
[00:18] YOUNGSTER GNOME
    So annoying.
[00:19] OL ULMANDRA
    Annoying?! Whaddaya mean annoying?!
[00:22] OL ULMANDRA
    Jeez, kids these days...
[00:25] UCHIMURA {M}
    In fact, you're younger.
[00:27] YOUNGSTER GNOME
    So there's backlash in the
    IT-related fields, huh.
[00:30] YOUNGSTER GNOME
    But I can cut the losses here.
SIGN    Spot Trading
SIGN    Spot Buying
SIGN    Spot Sales
SIGN    Edit or Cancel Order
SIGN    Margin Trading
SIGN    Buying New Credit
SIGN    New Credit Sale
SIGN    Credit Cancellation
[00:36] UCHIMURA {M}
    A stock market trader!
    And an expert at that.
[00:46] OL ULMANDRA
    Hey, why don't ya take off your
    hood while you're in the bar...
[00:53] OL ULMANDRA
    Hey, I said take off that hood
    while you're in the bar.
[00:57] OL ULMANDRA
    I'm telling ya to take it off!
[01:00] OL ULMANDRA
    Don't you ignore me!
[01:03] OL ULMANDRA
    Come on, take it off, off, off!
[01:04] UCHIMURA {M}
    There's something I must take off
    and leave behind as well...
[01:04] YOUNGSTER GNOME {background}
    I. Don't. Want. To!
[01:07] OL ULMANDRA {background}
    Quickly...
[01:10] YOUNGSTER GNOME
    I'm going to expose you!
    I'm going to expose you!
[01:12] UCHIMURA {M}
    Which is...
[01:16] UCHIMURA {M}
    My current stance on this job.
[01:19] UCHIMURA {M}
    Until now, I've been working on
    this country's problems
[01:22] UCHIMURA {M}
    under direct orders
    from the Demon Overlord.
[01:25] UCHIMURA {M}
    However, in order to further develop
    the Demon Army moving forward,
[01:28] UCHIMURA {M}
    I must proactively find
    and solve said problems!
[01:36] UCHIMURA
    Uchimura, off I go!
[03:10] VOICE 1
    Welcome!
SIGN    Episode 5:
    The Best Way to Enjoy a Stroll Through the Marketplace in Another World
[03:10] VOICE 2
    You'll lose out if you don't buy it!
[03:12] VOICE 3
    Best deals on bleeding today!
[03:15] VOICE 4
    Welcome! Welcome!
[03:17] VOICE 5
    I'll make it cheaper for you!
[03:19] VOICE 6
    It's a good deal!
[03:20] VOICE 7
    Welcome, welcome.
[03:22] UCHIMURA
    Wow, it certainly is bustling here.
[03:27] ULMANDRA
    W-Well, this is the liveliest marketplace
     in the Demon Army's castle town.
[03:32] UCHIMURA
    I knew inviting you was the
    right choice, Ms. Ulmandra.
[03:36] UCHIMURA
    Oh, your clothes look cute!
[03:38] UCHIMURA
    They give off a different vibe, and it's lovely.
[03:40] ULMANDRA
    Oh...
[03:42] ULMANDRA
    Do they? Thanks...
[03:44] ULMANDRA {M}
    Cute?! Me?!
[03:47] (Flashback) OLULU
    Um, you wanted to discuss
    something with me...?
[03:50] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    U-Uchimura said if I'm okay with it,
[03:52] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    he wanted to go to the marketplace
    with me tomorrow...
[03:54] (Flashback) OLULU
    Does that mean you were
    invited to go on a date?
[03:57] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    W-W-What should I do?!
[04:00] (Flashback) OLULU
    Please calm down.
[04:01] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    A date is a one-on-one battle!
[04:03] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    I need suitable armor!
[04:06] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    I was thinking of wearing this to it!
[04:08] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    It'll expose my whole body to the fullest
    and show off my physical beauty!
[04:13] (Flashback) OLULU
    The moment he sees you,
    he's going to cringe.
[04:15] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Why?!
[04:16] (Flashback) OLULU
    Did you forget?
[04:18] (Flashback) OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura is a human, so
    eccentric outfits are out.
[04:22] (Flashback) OLULU
    Isn't it better to wear something
    that's dainty and cute
[04:26] (Flashback) OLULU
    with a decorative feel to it?
[04:27] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    I'd be embarrassed to
    wear something like that...
[04:31] (Flashback) OLULU
    This outfit is a hundred times
    more embarrassing, you know!
[04:34] ULMANDRA {M}
    Thank you, Olulu!
[04:36] ULMANDRA {M}
    Thanks to you, I think this
    date might turn out well!
[04:39] UCHIMURA
    Thanks to you, this research
    may turn out well.
[04:42] ULMANDRA
    Yeah!
[04:43] ULMANDRA
    Huh? Research...?
[04:45] UCHIMURA
    Oh? Didn't I tell you?
[04:48] UCHIMURA
    We're going to research the
    marketplace together.
[04:51] ULMANDRA {M}
    We're here for work!
[05:00] ULMANDRA
    And? What are we researching?
[05:03] UCHIMURA
    To put it simply, we're
    gathering information.
[05:06] UCHIMURA {N}
    By hearing their opinions and
    seeing the situation for myself,
[05:09] UCHIMURA {N}
    I'm hoping to get a hint of what is needed
    to make the Demon Army even better.
[05:15] UCHIMURA
    Well, let's first just enjoy the
    marketplace together as customers.
[05:21] ULMANDRA {M}
    But, it's still not a date!
[05:26] MERCHANT 1
    Oh? You're the new elite general,
    the Overseas Manager, Mr. Uchimura!
[05:32] UCHIMURA
    Oh, yes. How did you know that?
[05:34] MERCHANT 1
    There's a rumor going around
    among the merchants that
[05:37] MERCHANT 1
    a human wearing strange clothes
    has become an elite general.
[05:41] UCHIMURA
    Oh?
[05:41] MERCHANT 1
    For example, that long cloth
    necklace you're wearing.
[05:44] MERCHANT 1
    I've never seen one in any country.
[05:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    Impressive as expected...
[05:47] MERCHANT 1 {background}
    Now that I'm seeing it for myself, that
    outfit certainly does look strange...
[05:48] UCHIMURA {M}
    Merchants are always looking out
    for situations and rumors
[05:51] UCHIMURA {M}
    in order to promote their
    business accordingly.
[05:55] UCHIMURA {M}
    There's no reason not to use their
    network to gather information.
[06:00] MERCHANT 1
    And over there is the famous
     Inferno Assailant, Ms. Ulmandra.
[06:05] MERCHANT 1
    Could it be that you two are...
[06:07] ULMANDRA
    D-Don't get the wrong idea!
[06:09] ULMANDRA
    We're surveying the marketplace!
[06:10] MERCHANT 1
    Oh, I see.
[06:12] MERCHANT 1
    Anyway, since there are two
    elite generals present,
[06:15] MERCHANT 1
    I'll show you my special products.
[06:20] UCHIMURA
    Oh...
[06:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    Made of pure gold... Are
    they foreign goods?
[06:23] MERCHANT 1
    I'll give you a discount on these
     glasses if you buy them as a pair.
[06:29] MERCHANT 1
    They can become wedding glasses as well.
[06:31] ULMANDRA {M}
    W-Wedding?!
[06:32] UCHIMURA
    I'll take them.
[06:33] ULMANDRA
    What?
[06:34] UCHIMURA
    In exchange, I want to ask you something.
[06:37] MERCHANT 1
    Oh? As you wish.
[06:39] ULMANDRA {M}
    H-Hey, they're wedding
    glasses?! Does that mean...
[06:43] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra... I know we're in the middle
    of work, but I can't hold back my feelings!
[06:48] UCHIMURA
    Let's immediately make a
    toast with these glasses.
[06:51] ULMANDRA {M}
    G-Goodness... You're the one who
    said this was work, Uchimura.
[06:56] ULMANDRA {M}
    What is this sudden mixing of
    public and private matters...
[06:58] UCHIMURA
    Is something the matter?
[07:00] ULMANDRA
    Huh?!
[07:00] MERCHANT 1
    Thank you for your business as always!
[07:02] UCHIMURA
    I was able to get good information
    and product samples.
[07:05] UCHIMURA
    Now, let's continue our research!
[07:08] ULMANDRA {M}
    We're still working!
[07:18] DEMI-HUMAN CHILDREN {background}
    Yay! How's that?!
[07:22] DEMI-HUMAN CHILDREN {background}
    Get 'em right there! Right there!
[07:25] DEMI-HUMAN CHILDREN {background}
    Yay!
[07:29] UCHIMURA
    Now then, Ms. Ulmandra, let's go over
    today's results from our research.
SIGN    Ogre Tribe
SIGN    Minotaur Tribe
SIGN    Demon Army
[07:33] UCHIMURA
    To begin, the annexation alliance policy
    with the demi-human races such as the Ogre tribe
SIGN    Annexation Policy
SIGN    Annexation Policy
SIGN    Culture
SIGN    Exchange of Personnel
[07:38] UCHIMURA
    has led to a thriving exchange
    of cultures and personnel.
[07:41] ULMANDRA
    Yeah, come to think of it.
[07:42] ULMANDRA
    There are more stores that sell
    items we've never seen before,
[07:45] ULMANDRA
    which has attracted more attention.
[07:46] UCHIMURA
    However, there is also a negative
    side to this policy...
[07:50] ULMANDRA
    A negative side?
[07:51] UCHIMURA
    There's a food problem.
[07:53] UCHIMURA
    It's becoming more difficult
    to cover the food supply
[07:56] UCHIMURA
    for the rapidly increasing population.
SIGN    Food
[07:58] UCHIMURA
    Especially, the price of the staple
    food gim has inflated abnormally,
[08:01] UCHIMURA
    putting pressure on people's lives.
[08:03] ULMANDRA
    Yeah. It's just way too expensive!
[08:05] ULMANDRA
    But when I went to the
    gim merchant's store...
[08:08] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Make it cheaper!
[08:10] (Flashback) SHOPKEEPER
    Th-There's nothing I can do. We're
    a business, too, you know?
[08:13] (Flashback) SHOPKEEPER
    We'll close for good if I do that!
[08:15] ULMANDRA
    They didn't seem like they
    were profiting off of it.
[08:18] ULMANDRA
    Just what is...
[08:20] UCHIMURA
    It seems like there's a problem
    with wholesale pricing.
[08:24] ULMANDRA
    What do you mean?
[08:25] UCHIMURA
    Wholesalers mediate transactions
    so that products made by producers
[08:29] UCHIMURA
    can be smoothly distributed to stores.
[08:31] UCHIMURA
    They should be buying the gim
    produced by the farmers in bulk,
SIGN    Farms
SIGN    Wholesale
SIGN    Store
[08:35] UCHIMURA
    and distributing it to stores, but...
[08:37] UCHIMURA
    If a wholesaler decides to sell the gim at a
    high price to make excessive profit,
SIGN    Wholesale 10,000 G
[08:40] UCHIMURA
    the store that bought it will have no
    choice but to raise the price as well...
[08:44] ULMANDRA
    Then we should just walk over to
    those wholesalers right now, and...
[08:47] UCHIMURA
    This is still only based on assumptions.
[08:49] UCHIMURA
    Wholesalers are managed by a large
    commercial organization called a guild.
[08:54] UCHIMURA
    If we act recklessly, it could lead
    to a problem that could shake the nation.
[08:58] UCHIMURA
    We must take our time for now
    and proceed with caution.
[09:03] ULMANDRA
    I see.
[09:04] UCHIMURA {M}
    The wall between demons and
    demi-humans is just one of many.
[09:07] UCHIMURA {M}
    There are still many problems in this
    country that cannot be solved simply.
[09:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    Calmly, we must solve each
    one, one at a time.
[09:16] UCHIMURA
    So with that, our market research is done.
[09:19] UCHIMURA
    What should we do now, Ms. Ulmandra?
[09:21] UCHIMURA
    There's still time.
[09:24] ULMANDRA {M}
    I-Is... it a date?!
[09:25] UCHIMURA
    As my thanks, I...
[09:27] ULMANDRA {M}
    Is it a date?!
[09:28] GNOME
    Uchimura.
[09:31] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome!
[09:33] UCHIMURA
    What a coincidence meeting you here.
[09:36] UCHIMURA
    Are you here to shop?
[09:37] GNOME
    Today is Ruuya after all.
[09:39] UCHIMURA
    Hm? Ruuya?
[09:41] GNOME
    Well, simply put, it's an
     old custom of my race.
[09:45] GNOME
    On this day we give gifts
     to those we care about.
[09:47] UCHIMURA
    I see. So you're getting things
    for the people in your unit?
[09:51] GNOME
    Well, it's not for the one who's
    dying to kill me over there. That's for sure.
[09:55] ULMANDRA
    Grrrr!
[09:57] CHIMO COUPLE
    Master Gnome!
[10:02] ZUMO
    Please... Please...
[10:04] CHIMO
    Help us.
[10:06] CHIMO/ZUMO
    Save our store!
[10:07] GNOME
    Hmm...
[10:08] UCHIMURA/ULMANDRA
    Oh...!
[10:11] ZUMO
    Please help us...
[10:17] UCHIMURA
    What in the world happened?
[10:20] ULMANDRA
    Tell us.
[10:23] CHIMO
    For years, my husband and I have run this
    store selling a food called chimozu...
[10:30] ZUMO
    However, year after year,
    sales have been declining.
[10:32] ZUMO
    Just when we were worrying about
    what to do, that merchant appeared.
[10:37] ZUMO
    A big merchant named Butagalian
    placed a large order on the spot,
[10:43] ZUMO
    saying that since gim prices are soaring,
     he could make a profit off of chimozu,
[10:47] ZUMO
    which is cheap and keeps you full.
[10:50] CHIMO
    We were ecstatic and stayed
    up all night to make it.
[10:54] ZUMO
    However, come morning of the deadline,
[10:56] ZUMO
    we were informed that he was
    going to pull out of the deal.
[10:59] ZUMO
    He said that he didn't know chimozu
    only kept for one day!
[11:00] ZUMO {background}
    What?!
[11:03] ZUMO
    It's just too cruel.
[11:05] CHIMO
    We'll have no choice but to close our store
     with a large amount of unsold goods.
[11:10] GNOME
    Uchimura, I heard you're not
    only a strong negotiator,
[11:14] GNOME
    but you also have a deep
     knowledge of cooking.
[11:16] GNOME
    Is there no way to handle this?
[11:18] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura.
[11:20] UCHIMURA
    The situation seems pretty dire.
[11:23] UCHIMURA
    But if we make good use of the information
     we gathered from our market research,
[11:27] UCHIMURA
    then perhaps...
[11:38] UCHIMURA
    No...
[11:42] UCHIMURA
    I'm certain I can save this store!
[11:44] ULMANDRA
    All right, that's more like it!
[11:46] ULMANDRA
    Aren't ya glad?! Right?
[11:48] CHIMO/ZUMO
    Yes, yes we are!
[11:49] CHIMO/ZUMO
    Thank you so much!
[11:51] GNOME
    I take it I can trust those words.
[11:54] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[11:55] UCHIMURA
    Will you leave this to me?
[11:59] GNOME
    I'm counting on you, Uchimura.
[12:01] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura and I will handle the rest.
[12:03] ULMANDRA
    Shoo, shoo!
[12:05] UCHIMURA
    In a business, it's important to verbalize
    the goals you wish to achieve.
[12:10] UCHIMURA
    So, first off, let's clarify
    the goal we're aiming for.
[12:14] ULMANDRA
    Yeah!
[12:14] CHIMO COUPLE {background}
    Yeah...
[12:15] ULMANDRA
    Come on, you guys, too!
[12:17] CHIMO COUPLE
    Yeah!
[12:18] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, continue!
[12:20] UCHIMURA
    O-Oh, right.
[12:21] UCHIMURA
    The chimozu expires today.
[12:24] UCHIMURA
    Which means we need to sell
    300 servings of chimozu,
[12:28] UCHIMURA
    which is equivalent to half a month's
    worth of sales, by the end of the day.
[12:33] ULMANDRA
    We'll sell it all!
[12:35] CHIMO COUPLE
    We'll sell it all!
[12:37] ULMANDRA
    Continue!
[12:38] UCHIMURA
    U-Um, and so...
[12:40] UCHIMURA
    When I ate the chimozu earlier,
[12:42] UCHIMURA
    it was very similar to a food called
    mochi from the world I came from.
[12:46] UCHIMURA
    The rustic look and taste...
[12:48] UCHIMURA
    I can see why it's been
    popular here for so many years.
[12:51] UCHIMURA
    But it lacks a bit of impact.
[12:52] CHIMO/ZUMO
    Yeah...
[12:54] UCHIMURA
    However, on the contrary, this
    will work to our advantage.
[12:57] CHIMO COUPLE
    What?!
[12:58] ULMANDRA
    Our advantage?
[12:59] UCHIMURA
    Yes. Just like the mochi,
[13:01] UCHIMURA
    since the chimozu doesn't
    have an assertive taste,
[13:03] UCHIMURA
    it can easily be combined with
    other dishes for a variety of recipes.
[13:06] ULMANDRA AND OTHERS
    Oh...
[13:07] UCHIMURA
    And so, the question is what kind
    of recipe should we use.
[13:10] UCHIMURA
    What is your current customer base?
[13:12] CHIMO/ZUMO
    Oh...
[13:13] ZUMO
    Chimozu is an old-fashioned food,
    and most of our customers are elderly,
[13:18] ZUMO
    but now it's losing popularity
    amongst them as well.
[13:21] ZUMO
    To be honest, we're tired of it too...
[13:23] ULMANDRA
    You don't like your own product?!
[13:25] CHIMO
    Some youngsters don't even know the name.
[13:27] UCHIMURA
    I see...
[13:29] UCHIMURA
    Then, since we don't have much time,
    from here on let's split the work.
[13:33] UCHIMURA
    The married couple and I will team up
    to brainstorm new uses for the chimozu.
[13:36] CHIMO COUPLE
    Y-Yes, sir!
[13:37] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra will go around
    to the stores listed here,
[13:41] UCHIMURA
    and request their assistance
    with our strategy.
[13:44] ULMANDRA
    Leave it to me!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Amazing!
SIGN    That's nice!
SIGN    Amazing!
SIGN    What's that?
SIGN    Where should we start?
SIGN    Oh, wow!
SIGN    Look! Look!
SIGN    Look! Look!
SIGN    What's going on?
[14:05] UCHIMURA
    Come now, everyone! Behold!
[14:08] UCHIMURA
    Today is Ruuya Day!
[14:09] UCHIMURA
    You can shoot a hellhog,
[14:11] UCHIMURA
    sumo wrestle beetles,
[14:13] UCHIMURA
    and whack a Doguran mole!
[14:16] UCHIMURA
    Please enjoy!
[14:19] ULMANDRA
    Go! Right there!
[14:20] ULMANDRA
    Push 'em over, Ulmaru!
[14:24] ULMANDRA
    All right!
[14:27] ULMANDRA
    Oh, uh, I haven't forgotten about work.
[14:30] ULMANDRA
    Is this okay, Uchimura?
[14:32] UCHIMURA
    Yes, it's just what I had in mind.
[14:34] BOY (DEMON)
    That looks fun. Can we stop and play?
[14:37] MOTHER (DEMON)
    We can, but what is Ruuya Day?
[14:39] PASSER-BY
    I've never heard of it.
[14:41] UCHIMURA
    I'm glad you asked!
[14:44] UCHIMURA
    Ruuya Day. It's a holiday based on an old legend.
[14:49] UCHIMURA
    Once upon a time...
[14:52] UCHIMURA
    there was a very beautiful girl
    and a young man selling chimozu.
[14:57] UCHIMURA
    One day, the two happened to meet at
    the marketplace and fell in love.
[15:00] UCHIMURA
    However, a powerful man who
    wished to make the girl his queen
[15:05] UCHIMURA
    burned with jealousy and
    forbade them from ever meeting again.
[15:11] UCHIMURA
    Even so...
[15:12] UCHIMURA
    the girl and the young man met
    on a dark night of "Ruuya,"
[15:16] UCHIMURA
    which means "new moon" in their language.
[15:19] UCHIMURA
    While eating chimozu, they wished
    to someday live together.
[15:24] UCHIMURA
    That was when their wish
    reached the heavens,
[15:27] UCHIMURA
    and they were welcomed
     to the starry world by a rainbow
[15:32] UCHIMURA
    and lived happily ever after.
[15:36] UCHIMURA
    The end.
[15:39] UCHIMURA
    And so, this lore has become the basis
    for what is known as Ruuya Day.
[15:43] UCHIMURA
    And tonight is a new moon.
[15:45] UCHIMURA
    If you give chimozu to your loved ones,
    such as a lover or family member,
[15:49] UCHIMURA
    and exchange and eat it together,
[15:52] UCHIMURA
    your wish may come true.
[15:55] MOB CUSTOMER 1
    Oh, sounds like fun.
[15:56] MOB CUSTOMER 2
    Maybe I'll buy it and give it a try.
[15:58] UCHIMURA{M}
    All right! They're responding well.
[16:02] UCHIMURA{M}
    I'm glad I asked Ms. Gnome
    about Ruuya's lore in detail.
[16:07] UCHIMURA{M}
    Holiday marketing around
    days such as Christmas, Valentine's Day,
[16:11] UCHIMURA{M}
    and more recently, Ehoumaki
    sushi rolls and Halloween,
[16:14] UCHIMURA{M}
    has been very successful in increasing
    consumers' eagerness to buy.
[16:20] UCHIMURA
    Okay, you two!
[16:22] CHIMO COUPLE
    There!
[16:29] MOB CUSTOMER 2
    It's colorful and fancy!
[16:29] OTHER MOBS {overlap}
    So pretty!
[16:30] MOB CUSTOMERS
    It's like a rainbow in the night sky!
[16:32] MOB CUSTOMERS
    I want to eat that!
[16:33] MOB CUSTOMERS
    Well, why don't we get
    all seven colors then.
[16:36] MOB CUSTOMERS
    Me, too!
[16:37] CHIMO
    Y-Yes!
[16:37] ZUMO
    Thank you very much!
[16:39] UCHIMURA
    We also have table seating available.
[16:41] UCHIMURA
    Please enjoy the stores
    around while you relax.
[16:46] MOB CUSTOMERS {background}
    Yum!
[16:46] ULMANDRA
    Chimozu was supposed to be food
    meant for geezers and hags,
[16:47] MOB CUSTOMERS {background}
    This isn't bad at all.
[16:49] ULMANDRA
    but it's all young customers.
[16:52] UCHIMURA
    This is the base of this
    marketing strategy.
[16:54] UCHIMURA
    It's called repositioning.
[16:56] ULMANDRA
    Repo...
[16:57] ULMANDRA
    What's that?
[16:58] UCHIMURA
    Products whose the sales have
    declined due to the passage of time
[17:02] UCHIMURA
    can be increased again by changing
    the main target customer
[17:07] UCHIMURA
    to a customer base that suits the times.
[17:09] ULMANDRA
    A customer base that suits the times...?
[17:11] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, recall the market
    research from earlier.
[17:15] UCHIMURA
    If we roughly categorize
    the market customers,
[17:18] UCHIMURA
    the proportion of young people and
    families was surprisingly high.
[17:21] UCHIMURA
    Who better to target than people
    who are not familiar with chimozu
[17:26] UCHIMURA
    and are interested in trying new products?
[17:28] ULMANDRA
    I see!
[17:30] ULMANDRA
    That's why you chose that chimozu recipe
[17:32] ULMANDRA
    and used other stores to gather customers.
[17:34] ULMANDRA
    It looks like it'll keep the store
    from going out of business.
[17:34] ZUMO {background}
    Thank you so much!
[17:36] CHIMO {background}
    Thank you.
[17:37] CHIMO COUPLE {background}
    Yes!
[17:37] UCHIMURA
    Yes. On the contrary, it may become the most
    popular item in this market overnight.
[17:38] CHIMO COUPLE {background}
    Yes, here you go!
[17:41] CHIMO COUPLE {background}
    Yes! Seven colors! Thank you very much!
[17:43] UCHIMURA
    No, it will!
[17:44] UCHIMURA
    This is the dawn of the chimozu!
[17:51] ULMANDRA
    Hey, Uchimura?
[17:53] UCHIMURA {mumbles}
    Eventually, they could open chain stores
[17:55] UCHIMURA {mumbles}
    in other marketplaces and nations.
[17:57] UCHIMURA {mumbles}
    The information gained there could
     be used by the Demon Army to—
[17:57] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[17:59] ULMANDRA
    H-Hey! U-Uchimura?!
[18:01] ULMANDRA
    What's wrong, Uchimura?!
[18:02] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura?!
[18:03] ULMANDRA
    Come back!
[18:10] ZUMO
    To think we were able to sell out...
[18:13] CHIMO
    How shall we ever repay you?
[18:15] ULMANDRA
    Don't worry about it.
[18:17] UCHIMURA
    Besides, we were only able to sell out
    successfully because of your hard work.
[18:21] ULMANDRA
    Yup. Yup.
[18:23] UCHIMURA
    And also with Ms. Gnome's assistance.
[18:25] ULMANDRA
    Yup. Y-Yu...huh?
[18:26] ULMANDRA
    Wait, why does she get mentioned here?!
[18:28] ULMANDRA
    She's the one who didn't help and just left!
[18:31] UCHIMURA
    There were a few demi-human
    customers who mentioned this.
[18:35] (Flashback) DEMI-HUMAN MAN
    I heard from Ms. Gnome and came by.
[18:37] (Flashback) DEMI-HUMAN WOMAN
    Is this the place where
     something fun is happening?
[18:40] UCHIMURA
    I'm sure after that, she went around
    and told people about this store.
[18:50] ULMANDRA
    Hmph, what a roundabout way of doing things.
[18:52] UCHIMURA
    Some customers said that because
    you were helping a demi-human's store,
[18:55] UCHIMURA
    it changed their views
    of demons a little bit.
[18:59] ULMANDRA
    I-I don't care whether someone is a
    demon or demi-human in the first place!
[19:03] ULMANDRA
    I just don't like her, that's all.
[19:05] ZUMO
    Um... This is...
[19:06] CHIMO
    A little thanks from us.
[19:08] UCHIMURA/ULMANDRA
    Huh?!
[19:09] CHIMO/ZUMO
    Please enjoy it together.
[19:11] UCHIMURA
    Oh, then I'll gladly take it.
[19:13] ULMANDRA {M}
    W-We're having chimozu together?!
[19:15] ULMANDRA
    Oh?
[19:16] ULMANDRA {M}
    In the lore, the wish the two made
    came true and they ended up together.
[19:20] ULMANDRA {M}
    What does Uchimura wish for...?
[19:21] ULMANDRA {M}
    N-Not that I'm expecting
    anything from it, but...
[19:24] UCHIMURA
    Oh, speaking of thanks, here.
[19:26] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[19:27] UCHIMURA {Overlaps here and there}
    A thanks for helping me with my work today.
[19:27] ULMANDRA {M}
    A w-wedding glass?!
[19:29] UCHIMURA {Overlaps here and there}
    I was thinking of giving
    it to you over lunch,
[19:31] ULMANDRA {M}
    I-I received the magic stone that
    symbolizes a proposal the other day.
[19:32] UCHIMURA {Overlaps here and there}
    but this came up so I
    completely forgot about it.
[19:35] ULMANDRA {M}
    This can only mean... one thing.
[19:44] ULMANDRA {M}
    N-No wait, Uchimura. I'm
    not mentally ready yet...
[19:48] ULMANDRA {M}
    B-But, if you really want to... No, no...
[19:52] UCHIMURA
    Hm?
[19:57] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura...
[19:58] ULMANDRA
    W-What are you going to wish
    for when you eat the chimozu?
[20:01] UCHIMURA
    Isn't it obvious?
[20:04] UCHIMURA
    Ah, it's delicious if I do say so myself.
[20:07] UCHIMURA
    The success of my next project.
[20:10] ULMANDRA {M}
    It's work as expected!
[20:13] ULMANDRA
    You stupid idiot!
[20:14] ULMANDRA
    You workaholic monster!
[20:16] ULMANDRA
    There are other things you could wish for!
[20:18] UCHIMURA
    Wha?!
[20:21] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, I obtained a lot of useful
    information from today's market research.
[20:26] UCHIMURA
    However, amongst them, this is the one
    thing I wish to report to you immediately.
[20:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    Gold... is it?
[20:33] UCHIMURA
    Yes. I heard there is a neighboring nation
[20:36] UCHIMURA
    called the Golden Country.
[20:40] UCHIMURA
    If you wish to expand trade in the future,
[20:42] UCHIMURA
    I believe this would be the
    country you should start with.
[20:45] UCHIMURA
    It proudly boasts the largest gold mines.
[20:47] UCHIMURA
    If we trade with wealthy countries, it will
    raise the Demon Army's power,
[20:50] UCHIMURA
    which should lead to a solution
    to the food shortage.
[20:56] UCHIMURA
    Then please immediately prepare for
    negotiations as well, Demon Overlord.
[21:00] UCHIMURA
    The product that is worthy of trading
    with gold in this country would be...
[21:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    The product is this!
[21:07] UCHIMURA
    Oh! The Rosemarin...?!
[21:08] UCHIMURA
    Are you certain of this?!
[21:09] UCHIMURA
    It's a new technology only
    possessed by the Demon Army!
[21:12] UCHIMURA
    We mustn't easily let it...
[21:13] DEMON OVERLORD
    There aren't many researchers
    as talented as Sylphid.
[21:16] UCHIMURA
    Huh?!
[21:17] DEMON OVERLORD
    It'll be hard to replicate right away.
[21:20] DEMON OVERLORD
    And it doesn't matter if they
    do replicate it in the end.
[21:24] DEMON OVERLORD
    Because you can steal technology,
[21:27] DEMON OVERLORD
    but you can't steal personnel.
[21:31] UCHIMURA
    You can't steal... personnel.
[21:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    Our country is still a small country,
[21:37] DEMON OVERLORD
    but we are second to none in
    terms of personnel.
[21:40] DEMON OVERLORD
    As long as you talented people are with me,
[21:43] DEMON OVERLORD
    I'm certain you will produce an even
    greater technology next time.
[21:47] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord!
[21:49] DEMON OVERLORD
    However, Uchimura!
[21:50] DEMON OVERLORD
    Be mindful.
[21:55] DEMON OVERLORD
    The King of the Golden Country
    of Rampage is formidable.
SIGN    Mayonaka no Doa~ Stay With Me / Matsubara Miki
[23:35] MASTER
    Both crabs and people mature
    while shedding their shells.
[23:41] MASTER
    However... Hm.
[23:44] MASTER
    They're soft right after they take it off...

Season 1

6 - The Art of Managing People.

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[00:04] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's been a few months since I've
    become one of the Four Elite Generals,
[00:07] UCHIMURA {M}
    and finally, the day has come...
[00:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    Today is...
[00:16] UCHIMURA
    My first business trip as an elite general!
[00:21] OLULU
    Then, I shall arrange a
    precursor to your visit.
[00:24] UCHIMURA
    Yeah. If you could, thanks.
[00:25] ULMANDRA
    Your client is the Rampage Kingdom.
[00:27] ULMANDRA
    Are you going to be okay by yourself?
[00:28] ULMANDRA
    Maybe I should go with you...
[00:30] UCHIMURA
    Oh, no, I'm fine.
[00:31] UCHIMURA
    The appointment for this
    negotiation was set up
[00:33] UCHIMURA
    with the pretense of my inauguration
    as an elite general.
[00:36] UCHIMURA
    I have to go alone.
[00:37] ULMANDRA
    I see...
[00:38] ULMANDRA
    Just be careful, Uchimura.
[00:40] ULMANDRA
    Rampage's king is young and shrewd.
[00:43] ULMANDRA
    However, he has a temper.
[00:44] ULMANDRA
    If you rub him the wrong way,
    you're in for trouble.
[00:48] ULMANDRA
    There was once a merchant who
    sold him counterfeit goods
[00:51] ULMANDRA
    and pissed him off so much
    that he got fed to a crocodile.
[00:54] UCHIMURA {M}
    Got fed to a crocodile?
[01:00] ULMANDRA
    You have your wallet?
[01:02] ULMANDRA
    You have the offerings, too, right?
[01:03] ULMANDRA
    If you get motion sickness,
    ask them to stop!
[01:05] ULMANDRA
    Don't take any bribes!
[01:07] ULMANDRA
    Don't get crushed by elephants!
[01:09] ULMANDRA
    Be careful of beautiful
    women out to entertain you!
SIGN    Episode 6:
    The Art of Managing People
[02:50] UCHIMURA
    So this is it.
[02:51] UCHIMURA
    The Golden Country, the Rampage Kingdom!
[02:55] UCHIMURA {M}
    The liveliness is amazing.
[02:57] UCHIMURA {M}
    I was right to select this country.
[03:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    Until now, the Demon Army has mainly
    exported crops such as gim.
SIGN    Export
SIGN    Import
SIGN    Export
[03:06] UCHIMURA {M}
    However, with the influx in population
    due to the annexation policy,
[03:09] UCHIMURA {M}
    not only is the consumption
    of crops on the rise,
SIGN    Import
[03:12] UCHIMURA {M}
    but also the importation of those crops.
SIGN    Export
SIGN    Import
[03:17] UCHIMURA {M}
    So, what we need is something with
    value that can be traded instead.
[03:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    In other words, it's about acquiring gold.
[03:25] UCHIMURA {M}
    Even in this world, it seems gold
    is a mainstream resource for trade.
[03:30] UCHIMURA {M}
    The Golden Country, the
    Kingdom of Rampage...
[03:33] UCHIMURA {M}
    There's no better trading partner
    for acquiring a steady flow of gold.
[03:38] UCHIMURA {M}
    For the sake of the Demon Army's future,
[03:40] UCHIMURA {M}
    failure is not an option
    for today's negotiation!
[03:45] UCHIMURA {M}
    I'm glad...
[03:46] UCHIMURA {M}
    I got in smoothly, thanks to
    the arrangements made in advance.
[03:50] UCHIMURA {M}
    I needed a good reason to have
    an audience with the Rampage King.
[03:54] ULMANDRA {M}
    I used my title of elite general.
[03:58] UCHIMURA {M}
    My inauguration seems to be
    working well as a reason.
[04:04] GUARD
    You are in the presence of the Rampage King.
[04:30] UCHIMURA
    I-I am truly honored to have
    this opportunity to meet you.
[04:34] UCHIMURA
    I am the newly appointed elite general
    of the Demon Army, Uchimura...
[04:38] RAMPAGE KING {overlap}
    Dennosuke Uchimura.
[04:40] UCHIMURA
    Oh!
[04:41] RAMPAGE KING {overlap}
    The Overseas Manager, Dennosuke Uchimura.
[04:44] RAMPAGE KING {overlap}
    After becoming an elite
    general of the Demon Army,
[04:46] RAMPAGE KING {overlap}
    you've annexed the surrounding
    tribes and promoted domestic reforms.
[04:50] RAMPAGE KING {overlap}
    I've heard you're quite skilled.
[04:54] RAMPAGE KING {overlap}
    Did you think I would not know anything?
[04:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    To think he investigated me...
[04:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    This king is good.
[05:01] RAMPAGE KING
    However, I don't understand.
[05:03] RAMPAGE KING
    It's been some time since you took office.
[05:07] UCHIMURA
    Hm?
[05:08] RAMPAGE KING
    Why did you not come to greet me sooner?
[05:12] UCHIMURA
    Oh...
[05:13] UCHIMURA
    I am terribly sorry!
[05:14] UCHIMURA
    Please forgive me!
[05:16] UCHIMURA {M}
    This is not good.
[05:18] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's going in a bad direction...
SIGN    A Diagram of Salarymen Negotiating
[05:19] UCHIMURA {M}
    The main reason why I'm here is
    to negotiate with the king...
[05:22] UCHIMURA {M}
    Negotiations are a kind
    of psychological warfare.
[05:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    The person higher in
    position has the advantage.
[05:27] UCHIMURA {M}
    But with that remark,
[05:29] UCHIMURA {M}
    the balance in power tipped towards
    the king, making him superior.
[05:32] RAMPAGE KING
    And? What did you come here for today?
[05:35] RAMPAGE KING
    You’ve summoned me for more
     than just a greeting, haven't you?
[05:39] UCHIMURA
    Y-Yes, sir!
[05:40] UCHIMURA
    Today, I have prepared an offering
    for you, Your Highness!
[05:48] UCHIMURA
    I have brought you the finest silver goods!
[05:57] RAMPAGE KING
    You've brought silver to the
    King of the Golden Country?
[06:00] RAMPAGE KING
    You dare to mock me?
[06:03] UCHIMURA
    I am terribly sorry!
[06:06] UCHIMURA
    T-Then... how about this?
[06:10] RAMPAGE KING
    It's just a plain magic stone.
[06:13] RAMPAGE KING
    In fact, it's a low-grade, inferior product.
[06:15] RAMPAGE KING
    What good would...
[06:16] UCHIMURA
    If I told you this Rosemarin has the
    power to drive away magical beasts...
[06:21] UCHIMURA
    would you believe me?
[06:23] RAMPAGE KING
    Oh?
[06:24] UCHIMURA
    This is a tool that was originally
    developed by the Demon Army.
[06:28] UCHIMURA
    It is distributed only within our
    country and not anywhere else.
[06:32] UCHIMURA
    The Kingdom of Rampage is
     a gold-rich country.
[06:34] UCHIMURA
    Isn't there a problem with gold mining?
[06:38] RAMPAGE KING
    The rock golems.
[06:41] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[06:42] UCHIMURA
    I hear that magical beasts known
    as rock golems haunt the mines
[06:45] UCHIMURA
    and interfere with the mining, resulting
    in a need for hiring professional guards.
[06:49] UCHIMURA
    However, just by carrying this, the beast
    would flee and the miners can work safely.
[06:55] RAMPAGE KING
    I see...
[06:56] RAMPAGE KING
    Cutting the cost in hiring the guards.
[07:06] UCHIMURA
    These Rosemarins are our offering this time.
[07:10] UCHIMURA
    Please try them out first, and if you
    like them, we can sell them to you.
[07:15] UCHIMURA
    Please consider it.
[07:18] RAMPAGE KING
    Very well.
[07:20] RAMPAGE KING
    If it truly works.
[07:22] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[07:24] RAMPAGE KING
    Let's see whether your story
    is true or some made up crap.
[07:29] RAMPAGE KING
    Prove it to me...
[07:31] RAMPAGE KING
    With your life.
[07:36] UCHIMURA {M}
    A crocodile?!
[07:43] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ms. Ulmandra! I'm being entertained by
    a crocodile and not beautiful women!
[08:01] UCHIMURA
    Watch out!
[08:10] RAMPAGE KING
    Hmph. It seems it really does work.
[08:14] RAMPAGE KING
    Interesting.
[08:15] RAMPAGE KING
    That equipment, too, but...
[08:16] RAMPAGE KING
    You as well, brat.
[08:18] UCHIMURA
    You mean... me?
[08:20] RAMPAGE KING
    Though a commoner, you have the spirit
    to try and stand equal before me.
[08:24] RAMPAGE KING
    You possess a talent for negotiating.
[08:26] RAMPAGE KING
    And above all, you are loyal, and immediately
    act when a king's life is in danger.
[08:31] RAMPAGE KING
    Very well. I shall buy
    that Rosemarin of yours.
[08:36] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much!
[08:43] UCHIMURA {M}
    Gold!
[08:45] UCHIMURA {M}
    One bar of this is equivalent to 700,000 G!
[08:48] RAMPAGE KING
    How many can you prepare?
[08:50] UCHIMURA
    If you give us one month, we
    can have 200 sets prepared...
[08:53] RAMPAGE KING
    One week.
[08:55] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[08:57] RAMPAGE KING
    I am the Golden King.
[08:59] RAMPAGE KING
    If I order you to give it to me,
    hand it over with gratitude.
[09:07] RAMPAGE KING
    I'll take all of the Demon Army's
    stones. I won't allow anything else.
[09:14] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Two hundred sets in one week?!
[09:18] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Of course it's impossible!
[09:20] SYLPHID (MAN)
    We've only just begun to
    mass produce Rosemarins.
[09:23] SYLPHID (MAN)
    There's no way we could
    increase the production rate!
[09:27] UCHIMURA
    Please, there's gotta be
    something you can do!
[09:29] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Tch, there's already a rise in
    domestic demand, you know?
[09:33] SYLPHID (MAN)
    That must be real nice for you.
[09:35] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Receiving praise for taking orders
     without understanding the work involved.
[09:39] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[09:40] OLULU
    M-Mr. Sylphid!
[09:41] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura did it for
    the sake of the Demon Army...
[09:44] UCHIMURA
    W-Wait, Olulu!
[09:46] OLULU
    Huh?
[09:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    Th-This situation totally happens
    in companies all the time!
[09:51] SYLPHID (WOMAN) {M}
    Right... The conflict between you,
    who are unaware of the hardship on-site,
[09:54] SYLPHID (WOMAN) {M}
    and those who are unaware of
    your hardship out in the field.
[09:58] SYLPHID (WOMAN)
    What are you going to do, "Manager"?
[10:00] SYLPHID (WOMAN)
    If you push them to their limit,
    the organization will collapse.
[10:03] UCHIMURA
    Huh? Wait, priority should have been given
    to areas that were affected by magical beasts.
[10:08] UCHIMURA
    And only the necessary amount should've
    been distributed throughout the country.
[10:12] SYLPHID (MAN)
    What?!
[10:13] OLULU
    That's right, so?
[10:15] UCHIMURA
    Production should have calmed down by now.
[10:18] SYLPHID (WOMAN) {M}
    This guy... He seems to have a firm grasp
    of what's going on on-site for a mere salesman.
[10:23] UCHIMURA
    Mr. Sylphid... You're trying
    to slack off, aren't you?
[10:27] SYLPHID (MAN)
    All right, I'll do it!
[10:28] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Two hundred sets, right?
[10:31] UCHIMURA
    Hm? You're from the Rampage Kingdom...
[10:34] MESSENGER
    I have a message from the king!
[10:36] MESSENGER
    The results of the Rosemarin were
    beyond what he had imagined.
[10:39] MESSENGER
    He wishes to order 100
    more sets by next week!
[10:41] SYLPHID (MAN)
    What?
[10:52] OLULU
    Good work, sir.
[10:53] OLULU
    It's truly amazing.
[10:55] OLULU
    In just one week, you managed
    to get an order for 300 sets.
[10:58] UCHIMURA
    Yeah, thanks.
[11:00] UCHIMURA
    Just as I thought, the Rampage Kingdom
    has a lot of financial power...
[11:03] OLULU
    Speaking of which, how much
    did you sell each one for?
[11:06] UCHIMURA
    Fifty thousand G.
[11:07] OLULU
    Fifty thousand G?!
[11:08] OLULU
    Which means, with 300 sets
    that's... 150 million G?!
[11:13] OLULU
    How in the world did you pull that off?
[11:15] UCHIMURA
    This time, I used a technique called
    the "anchoring effect" in psychology.
[11:20] OLULU
    The anchoring effect?
[11:22] UCHIMURA
    People tend to base their decisions on
    the first information they receive.
[11:30] UCHIMURA
    Of course, this unknown magical
    device has no established value yet.
[11:37] UCHIMURA
    Therefore, the seller can set the price,
    but no matter how high the price is set,
[11:42] UCHIMURA
    it's meaningless if the buyer
    doesn't believe its worth.
[11:44] UCHIMURA
    That's why I decided to first
    show the king some high-end goods.
[11:47] UCHIMURA
    I purposefully chose silverware so that
    he wouldn't accept it right away.
[11:51] UCHIMURA
    Such an offering was sure
    to anger the king,
[11:53] UCHIMURA
    but a man of his caliber recognized
    that the goods themselves were valuable.
[11:59] UCHIMURA
    With that, I was able to place
    an "anchor" in the king
[12:02] UCHIMURA
    stating that "The items I have
    brought with me are luxury items."
[12:04] UCHIMURA
    It made him think that the Rosemarin I
    presented next was a high-value item.
[12:10] OLULU
    I had no idea that was possible...
    Very impressive, Mr. Uchimura!
[12:13] OLULU
    Then, you were expecting
    this many orders as well!
[12:16] UCHIMURA
    Nah, even I wasn't expecting this many...
[12:20] MESSENGER
    Pardon me! Please add another 100 sets!
[12:22] UCHIMURA/OLULU
    What?!
[12:27] UCHIMURA
    P-Prepare an offering! The confectionery
    sweets with a folding box!
[12:31] SYLPHID (MALE)
    We'll increase the production lines!
[12:33] SYLPHID (MALE)
    Place an additional ten workers on it!
[12:44] UCHIMURA
    Product inspection please.
[12:46] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN B
    Yes, sir!
[12:47] OLULU
    The first set was successfully delivered!
[12:51] UCHIMURA
    Everyone, just a little more to go!
[12:57] UCHIMURA
    Another 200 sets completed...
[12:59] UCHIMURA
    All that's left is to deliver it all.
[13:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    With that, this should
    settle the orders for now.
[13:04] UCHIMURA {M}
    However, if the magic runs
    out, they would need to be replaced.
[13:08] UCHIMURA {M}
    If it's in continuous operation,
    it would take about a month.
[13:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    A good product is one that's
    consumed and bought again.
[13:15] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's something that's
    semi-permanently needed.
[13:23] UCHIMURA
    It's just as I had planned!
SIGN    Bar
[13:38] UCHIMURA
    Master, another please!
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[13:42] MASTER
    You got it.
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[13:46] UCHIMURA
    Why don't you have a drink as well, Master?
[13:48] UCHIMURA
    Please let me buy you a drink!
[13:52] UCHIMURA
    Oh, are you the type that
    doesn't drink at work?
[13:56] MASTER
    Yeah.
[13:58] UCHIMURA
    I see...
[14:01] UCHIMURA
    I wonder if anyone will come today.
[14:03] UCHIMURA
    It's such a good day...
[14:08] MASTER
    Hm... I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
[14:14] UCHIMURA
    Master!
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[14:16] UCHIMURA
    Cheers!
[14:16] MASTER
    Cheers.
[14:20] UCHIMURA
    Oh, man. Oh, man...
[14:26] OLULU
    There's a problem!
[14:27] OLULU
    All the orders have been canceled!
[14:30] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[14:35] UCHIMURA
    What do you mean they've
    all been canceled?!
[14:38] MESSENGER
    I'm terribly sorry for the sudden request...
[14:40] MESSENGER
    But, the king claims he will
    no longer buy the orders.
[14:42] UCHIMURA
    Why is that?!
[14:44] UCHIMURA
    The added order can be delivered right now!
[14:46] UCHIMURA
    You'll need replacements, I'm sure!
[14:48] MESSENGER
    He stated that he will
    buy it from elsewhere...
[14:50] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[14:51] MESSENGER
    The merchants in our country
    have a similar product,
[14:55] MESSENGER
    and it's half the price.
[14:57] MESSENGER
    So in the future,
    we will be buying from them...
[14:59] UCHIMURA
    What the...?!
[15:00] UCHIMURA {M}
    That can't be. Impossible...
[15:02] UCHIMURA {M}
    A product similar to ours...?!
[15:04] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN A
    This wasn't our deal!
[15:06] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN B
    We've already ordered a large amount
    of magic stones as raw material!
[15:10] OLULU
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[15:11] OLULU
    But, right now, there's
    nothing else I can say...
[15:14] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN A
    That's so irresponsible!
[15:15] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN B
    You guys were the ones who gave the order!
[15:17] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN B
    That's why we created an impossible schedule.
[15:20] FACTORY CRAFTSMAN B
    Do something about this!
[15:24] DEMI-HUMAN A
    Huh?
[15:25] DEMI-HUMAN A
    The arrow shipment hasn't come in yet.
[15:27] DEMI-HUMAN B
    And there aren't replacements for it.
[15:28] URUZU
    Oh, there seems to be a
    problem on the trading side,
[15:32] URUZU
    and we're temporarily low on funds.
[15:34] URUZU
    For now, we'll have to use
    second-hand weapons for training.
[15:36] DEMI-HUMAN C
    Are you serious?!
[15:38] DEMI-HUMAN B
    Did that new elite general do something?
[15:41] DEMI-HUMAN A
    It's that Rosema-whatchamacallit.
[15:43] DEMI-HUMAN A
    That's what they get
    for relying on magic!
[15:46] DEMI-HUMAN C
    I bet our budget was the
    first thing they cut.
[15:48] GNOME
    Settle down.
[15:49] GNOME
    This time, it seems everyone is struggling.
[15:52] GNOME
    There are already rumors going around.
[15:54] VOICE A
    I heard we lost a reliable
    source to trade for gold.
[15:57] VOICE B
    I was asked to pay my bill
    with gim this month.
[16:00] VOICE C
    I thought there was good
    momentum going here,
[16:02] VOICE C
    but maybe I should consider doing
    business in another country.
[16:06] UCHIMURA {M}
    What in the world happened?
[16:08] UCHIMURA {M}
    Did I offend the Rampage
    King in some way?
[16:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    No, first, an explanation
    is needed in various areas.
[16:13] UCHIMURA {M}
    In this short period of time, a copy
    of the Rosemarin is being circulated?
[16:17] UCHIMURA {M}
    Impossible.
[16:18] UCHIMURA {M}
    I have to think about the burden
    being placed on Olulu, too.
[16:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    How are the Demon Army's finances?
[16:23] UCHIMURA {M}
    Our reputation?
[16:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    Morale is being affected by this.
[16:26] (Flashback) VOICE 1
    Demote the one in charge!
[16:28] (Flashback) VOICE 2
    It doesn't matter who messed up!
[16:31] (Flashback) VOICE 2
    Everything will be settled if you
     take responsibility for it!
[16:33] VOICE 3
    Leaving it to you was a mistake!
[16:35] (Flashback) VOICE 1
    We have you for times like these, don't we?
[16:38] (Flashback) VOICE 1
    Go on, bow your head and apologize for us.
[16:49] DEMON OVERLORD
    So you claim that it's all
    due to your misjudgment?
[16:52] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[16:53] DEMON OVERLORD
    Why do you believe it to be a misjudgment?
[16:56] DEMON OVERLORD
    Tell me.
[16:57] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir.
[16:58] UCHIMURA
    I was aware of how self-centered
    and moody the Rampage King is,
[17:03] UCHIMURA
    and how the amount of Rosemarin
    ordered was not normal.
[17:06] UCHIMURA
    And yet, I was feeling so good about
    how successful the negotiations went,
[17:10] UCHIMURA
    I failed to consider any risks involved
    and take preventative actions.
[17:14] UCHIMURA
    As a result... the army
    suffered heavy losses
[17:17] UCHIMURA
    and lost a means to acquire
    gold for national expansion.
[17:22] UCHIMURA
    I take full responsibility!
[17:24] UCHIMURA
    My sincerest apologies!
[17:27] UCHIMURA
    I will accept however you
    choose to dispose of me!
[17:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    One person is not capable of everything.
[17:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    No matter how well you strategize,
     when you fail, you fail.
[17:40] DEMON OVERLORD
    We cannot manipulate fate.
[17:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    However, Uchimura.
[17:46] DEMON OVERLORD
    What's important is what you
    do after you've failed.
[17:51] DEMON OVERLORD
    Do you turn a blind eye to your mistakes?
[17:54] DEMON OVERLORD
    Or will you accept your
    mistakes and learn from them?
[17:59] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, do not be ashamed
    of your failures!
[18:02] DEMON OVERLORD
    Blame yourself for doing
    nothing after such failures!
[18:06] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir!
[18:11] UCHIMURA
    First, I must go apologize
    to the military leaders.
[18:14] UCHIMURA
    No, if I don't present a solid plan,
    it won't relieve the wariness.
[18:19] GNOME
    Well, you seem to be in good spirits.
[18:21] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome?
[18:22] UCHIMURA
    I-I'm terribly sorry for all
    the trouble I've caused!
[18:25] GNOME
    Oh, whatever. It's fine. See you later.
[18:31] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[18:38] UCHIMURA
    Pardon my intrusion.
[18:42] UCHIMURA
    Um, I wanted to...
[18:43] SYLPHID
    Lately, I haven't been able to read a
    spell book that caught my attention.
[18:47] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[18:48] SYLPHID
    Since the orders stopped, I can
    finally read it, so go on.
[18:51] SYLPHID
    Be gone. Be gone.
[18:53] UCHIMURA
    Oh...
[18:56] UCHIMURA{M}
    Now, who else to contact...
[19:02] UCHIMURA
    Wh-Who...
[19:05] UCHIMURA
    Who is it?!
[19:05] UCHIMURA
    Let go of me!
[19:06] UCHIMURA
    Someone, someone!
[19:08] UCHIMURA{M}
    Is this someone's revenge for all the
    damage I've caused in this case?
[19:16] UCHIMURA
    H-Hey... what is... going on with this?
[19:27] UCHIMURA
    I am terribly sorry!
[19:28] UCHIMURA
    I am responsible for the failure...
[19:31] ULMANDRA
    What are you talking about?
[19:32] UCHIMURA
    Huh?... Something smells good.
[19:43] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra?!
[19:44] ULMANDRA
    I got my hands on good meat!
[19:46] ULMANDRA
    How about a meal?
[19:48] ULMANDRA
    Come on, sit right there!
[19:49] UCHIMURA
    Oh?
[19:51] ULMANDRA
    I'm trying to do it the way you
    taught me, but it's really tough.
[19:55] ULMANDRA
    This whole slow roasting
    thing isn't meant for me.
[19:58] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, could it be that
    you're trying to cheer me up?
[20:02] ULMANDRA
    What?!
[20:02] ULMANDRA
    No... Well, I guess you're not wrong.
[20:05] ULMANDRA
    Well, you know, I'm indebted to you and...
[20:09] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much.
[20:11] ULMANDRA {M}
    Isn't this what they call
    "setting the mood"?!
[20:15] ULMANDRA
    H-Hey, Uchimura. Is it
    okay if I sit closer?
[20:18] UCHIMURA
    Hm? I don't mind?
[20:25] OLULU
    There you are!
[20:26] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura!
[20:27] ULMANDRA
    H-Hey now!
[20:28] UCHIMURA
    Olulu.
[20:30] UCHIMURA
    Did something happen?
[20:31] OLULU
    Oh, no. This isn't work-related. Just wanted
    to ask if you wanted some fruit.
[20:35] OLULU
    Oh... Oh.
[20:37] ULMANDRA
    Ah! Come on! The meat is about to be done!
[20:54] UCHIMURA
    Thank you. Ms. Ulmandra.
[20:57] UCHIMURA
    Olulu...
[20:59] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid, and
[21:00] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome, too...
[21:02] UCHIMURA
    I'm happy to have good
    colleagues like you guys...
[21:06] UCHIMURA
    What's important is what
    you do after you fail, huh...
[21:10] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    And... You, being here right now,
    have already taken a step forward,
[21:17] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Overseas Manager Dennosuke Uchimura
    of the Four Elite Generals!
[21:23] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    I look forward to your future endeavors!
[21:25] UCHIMURA
    Yes, Demon Overlord, sir...
[21:29] UCHIMURA
    I'll turn over this failure!
[21:33] RAMPAGE KING
    The goods are equivalent.
[21:35] RAMPAGE KING
    They're half the price.
[21:37] RAMPAGE KING
    If so, the switch is inevitable.
[21:40] RAMPAGE KING
    You're sly, Butagalian.
[21:43] BUTAGALIAN
    Nonsense. Nonsense. Nonsense...
[21:46] BUTAGALIAN
    If there is anything the king
    desires, we prepare it immediately.
[21:50] BUTAGALIAN
    A given if you're a merchant.
[21:53] RAMPAGE KING
    Just what means did you use?
[21:56] BUTAGALIAN
    Ah, my king. Now that...
[21:59] BUTAGALIAN
    is top secret.
SIGN    Help Me / Yamazaki Hako
[23:37] MASTER
    If you've never failed,
[23:41] MASTER
    you've failed big time in life.
[23:46] MASTER
    Cheers to failing...

Season 1

7 - Conditions to Become a First-class Merchant.

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[00:00] UCHIMURA
    Recurrence preventative measures.
SIGN    Recurrence
     Preventative Measures
[00:02] UCHIMURA
    We must find the root of
    the problem and remove it
SIGN    Don't make the same mistake
SIGN    Find the root of the problem
SIGN    Don't make the same mistake
SIGN    Find the root of the problem
SIGN    Measures
     to Remove
SIGN    Cause of the Problem
[00:08] UCHIMURA
    so that the same mistake
    does not happen again.
[00:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    In order to do so, one must first
    correctly grasp the current situation.
[00:16] UCHIMURA {M}
    There is a similar product on
    the market for half the price.
[00:20] UCHIMURA {M}
    Was a copy product made
    in less than a month?
[00:23] UCHIMURA {M}
    No, that can't be.
[00:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    Even if a talented engineer were to perform a
    disassembly analysis, it'd still be too fast.
[00:29] UCHIMURA {M}
    What in the world is going on?
SIGN    Bar
[00:32] UCHIMURA
    Saketoba.
[00:34] MASTER
    Basashi.
[00:36] UCHIMURA
    Caesar salad.
[00:38] MASTER
    Da... Dashimaki tamago.
[00:41] UCHIMURA
    Go?! Go... Gobou te—
[00:44] UCHIMURA
    Oh, not good...
SIGN    Oden
[00:46] UCHIMURA
    Go... go... What bar snack starts with "go"?
[00:49] UCHIMURA
    Um...
[00:51] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Goma tofu.
[00:53] UCHIMURA
    Oh! Th-Thank you very much...
[00:55] SYLPHID (MAN)
    Master, please stop the BGM.
[00:57] MASTER
    All right...
[01:01] UCHIMURA
    Huh? A musician?
[01:22] UCHIMURA
    Ah, I'm feelin' it...
    It's stealing my heart...
[01:28] UCHIMURA
    Oh?!
[01:29] UCHIMURA
    Could someone be stealing it?!
[01:30] UCHIMURA
    Is some village reselling the Rosemarin
     we distributed to deter beasts?!
[01:35] UCHIMURA {M}
    But the ones distributed
    within the country
[01:38] UCHIMURA {M}
    all went to places that were
    heavily hit by the beasts.
[01:40] UCHIMURA {M}
    I can't imagine why they'd resell them...
[01:43] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura!
[01:44] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra?!
[01:45] ULMANDRA
    That stone you distributed, Rosemarin!
[01:48] ULMANDRA
    It's not working at all!
[01:49] ULMANDRA
    What's going on?!
[01:50] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[01:51] UCHIMURA {M}
    And now there are defects?!
[01:53] UCHIMURA {M}
    A r-recall...?!
[01:55] UCHIMURA {M}
    Are we going to have to do a recall?!
SIGN    Episode 7:
    Conditions to Become a First-class Merchant
[03:30] UCHIMURA
    This is terrible...
[03:31] ULMANDRA
    There's no mistaking it. This
    damage was caused by magical beasts.
[03:34] VILLAGER A
    And here I was feeling relieved, hearing
    the Demon Army's got us covered.
[03:38] VILLAGER B
    You installed these devices yourself at
    our village, didn't you, Mr. Uchimura?
[03:43] VILLAGER B
    What's going on?
[03:45] HEAD VILLAGER
    If this keeps up,
    our food supply won't last...
[03:52] ULMANDRA
    We've received complaints, not only from
    this village but throughout the country.
[03:55] ULMANDRA
    Because of that, I've been having
    to run all over the place.
[04:00] UCHIMURA
    It's gone?!
[04:01] ULMANDRA
    Hey, the Rosemarin is missing!
[04:03] UCHIMURA
    Could it be?!
[04:04] UCHIMURA
    Let's check the other device locations.
[04:23] UCHIMURA
    There's no mistaking it.
[04:25] UCHIMURA
    The Rosemarin we gave to that
    village were all gone.
[04:28] OLULU
    It's obvious why it didn't work.
[04:30] ULMANDRA
    What do we do?
[04:32] ULMANDRA
    Do you want to check out
    the other villages, too?
[04:36] UCHIMURA {M}
    If it's a villager stealing
    and reselling it,
[04:38] UCHIMURA {M}
    they would have left at least
    a few to keep the beasts away.
[04:42] UCHIMURA {M}
    Which means, the only other
    possibility would be...
[04:45] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, Olulu,
[04:47] UCHIMURA
    please tell me all the locations and
    dates of the village complaints.
[04:55] ULMANDRA
    Hey! Uchimura, wait up!
[04:57] ULMANDRA
    I was wondering what's up since
    you came out here in a hurry,
[05:00] ULMANDRA
    but there's no use coming to a village
    that didn't file a complaint.
[05:03] UCHIMURA
    Shh, we won't be spotted here.
[05:09] ULMANDRA{M}
    W-What's he up to?
[05:11] ULMANDRA{M}
    No, this is Uchimura we're talking about.
[05:13] ULMANDRA{M}
    I'm sure it's about work anyway...
[05:15] ULMANDRA
    W-Why do you always say
    things that lead me on?
[05:18] UCHIMURA
    Shh.
[05:20] UCHIMURA
    Stay still like this for a moment...
[05:22] ULMANDRA
    Uh... um...
[05:24] ULMANDRA{M}
    Olulu, tonight I'm going
    to become a real woman...
[05:29] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[05:39] DEMON 1 / DANNY
    Huh?!
[05:43] UCHIMURA
    Just as I had suspected, thieves.
[05:46] UCHIMURA
    You steal the
    domestically-distributed Rosemarin
[05:48] UCHIMURA
    and sell them to the Rampage Kingdom.
[05:51] UCHIMURA
    This way the capital is free. You could
    make it as cheap as you want, right?
[05:55] UCHIMURA
    And? Who's behind all this?
[05:57] DANNY
    As if we'd tell you!
[05:59] DANNY
    Die!
[06:11] ULMANDRA
    Yeah!
[06:12] ULMANDRA
    Of course, I knew it!
[06:14] ULMANDRA
    It's my fault for...
[06:16] ULMANDRA
    making that assumption!
[06:19] DEMON1
    Tch!
[06:20] DEMON1
    Retreat! Retreat!
[06:25] ULMANDRA
    As if I'd let you get away!
[06:26] UCHIMURA
    No, there's no need to go after them.
[06:28] ULMANDRA
    What?!
[06:29] UCHIMURA
    The "bomb" has been planted.
[06:36] BUTAGALIAN
    Here is your requested additional order.
[06:40] RAMPAGE
    Is it now...
[06:41] RAMPAGE
    You're delivering at a steady pace.
[06:44] RAMPAGE
    You've not only invented a product equivalent
     to that of the Demon Army's classified item,
[06:49] RAMPAGE
    but you've managed to mass produce it.
[06:51] RAMPAGE
    You certainly are an excellent
    merchant, Butagalian.
[06:55] BUTAGALIAN
    No, no, no, no.
[06:57] BUTAGALIAN
    It is the merchant's job to provide
    a product that the customer wants,
[07:02] BUTAGALIAN
    when he wants it, and in the desired amount.
[07:05] BUTAGALIAN
    We do so... by any means necessary.
[07:13] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    The great merchant, Butagalian.
[07:15] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    I'm known by two titles...
[07:18] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    One is "The Prophet."
[07:20] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    The other is "The Merchant of Death."
[07:23] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    What should one do to become
    ridiculously wealthy?
[07:26] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    The answer is simple.
[07:28] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Buy low and sell high.
[07:30] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Those are the basics for running a business.
[07:33] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Therefore, merchants are always
    looking for good deals.
[07:40] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    You're too late, you second-class fools.
[07:43] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    A product becomes worthless
    the moment there are rumors about it.
[07:47] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    A true merchant buys a product
    before anyone notices
[07:50] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    or knows about it and
    sells it for a massive profit.
[07:54] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Just like a prophet.
[07:57] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    When I heard the Demon Army contacted
    the Rampage Kingdom, it dawned on me.
[08:03] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Though a small country, the chief,
    the Demon Overlord is a shrewd man.
[08:07] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    If he's making a move, it must mean
    there's an opportunity to cash in big.
[08:12] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Still, this product certainly
    took me by surprise.
[08:15] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    It meets the demands
    of the Rampage Kingdom
[08:17] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    and can transported with ease
    and traded at a high price...
[08:21] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    It's rare to find a product this good.
[08:24] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    I immediately tried to have it replicated,
    but I was told it would be too difficult to make.
[08:29] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    A normal man would have given up there.
[08:33] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    However, I am a merchant.
[08:35] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    It's a merchant's job to trade goods.
[08:38] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    There's no reason to have
    to supply it yourself.
[08:41] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    If you can't make it, you
    just have to steal it.
[08:46] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Dear trader of the Demon Army.
[08:49] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Supposedly, you are the finest.
[08:51] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    But, what now?
[08:53] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Just by swiping the fruits of
    your labor, I'm making a fortune.
[08:57] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    If you were to learn of this, you'd
    probably call me a coward.
[09:02] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    You fool.
[09:03] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    If you did so, you'd misunderstand
    the true essence of business.
[09:06] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    There's no right or wrong in business.
[09:19] BUTAGALIAN
    What?!
[09:19] SOLDIER A
    Merchant of Death, Butagalian.
[09:22] SOLDIER A
    By the orders of the king,
    you are under arrest.
[09:25] BUTAGALIAN
    Huh?
[09:28] SOLDIER A
    We have captured him.
[09:29] RAMPAGE KING
    Good work.
[09:32] BUTAGALIAN
    M-My lord! What is the meaning of this?
[09:35] BUTAGALIAN
    There must be a misunderstanding...
[09:37] RAMPAGE KING
    Look here.
[09:38] BUTAGALIAN
    What?!
[09:39] RAMPAGE KING
    The stones you've recently brought
    have all been like this.
[09:43] RAMPAGE KING
    What is the meaning of this, Butagalian?
[09:46] BUTAGALIAN
    I-It must be some kind of mishandling!
[09:48] BUTAGALIAN
    I would never dare to hand you
    an item such as that, my king.
[09:56] RAMPAGE KING
    I demand to know the meaning of this.
[10:00] RAMPAGE KING
    What's the purpose of handing
    me this trash, Butagalian?
[10:06] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    What... What in the world is happening?
[10:09] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    All I did was steal the
    stones and sell them to him!
[10:12] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    The stones should be real!
[10:14] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    So, why are there defective ones...?!
[10:16] BUTAGALIAN {N}
    Did I walk into a trap? Me?
[10:20] RAMPAGE KING
    Hmph. Apparently he
    will answer my question.
[10:24] BUTAGALIAN
    W-What...
[10:31] UCHIMURA
    A pleasure to meet you.
    I am Dennosuke Uchimura.
[10:41] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    This is Dennosuke Uchimura...
[10:45] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    The talented human who suddenly became
    one of the Demon Army's Big Four
[10:49] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    and has numerous achievements
    under his belt!
[10:51] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I've heard of his power to single-handedly
    subjugate rabid beasts,
[10:55] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    such as the minotaur and ogre chiefs.
[10:59] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    The most dangerous man in the Demon Army...
[11:02] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    That is who this Dennosuke Uchimura is!
[11:05] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    To think this man was
    involved in this case...
[11:09] UCHIMURA
    As you're aware, the Demon Army is currently
    producing a new type of magic item.
[11:14] UCHIMURA
    The magic item Rosemarin is a new
    technology that keeps monsters away.
[11:20] UCHIMURA
    However, recently, there have been
    numerous cases of theft.
[11:25] UCHIMURA
    In order to protect the army's new
    technology and secure our citizens' safety,
[11:31] UCHIMURA
    we couldn't overlook this and
    allow any more to suffer.
[11:34] UCHIMURA
    That's where... we used this.
[11:36] UCHIMURA
    A dummy device.
[11:37] UCHIMURA
    At first glance, it looks very
    similar to the Rosemarin,
[11:39] UCHIMURA
    but it's just a normal stone
    that holds no power.
[11:43] RAMPAGE KING
    Hmph... You replicated it well.
[11:45] RAMPAGE KING
    Even I couldn't tell the difference.
[11:47] UCHIMURA
    Yes, well...
[11:49] (Flashback) SYLPHID
    By tonight?!
[11:51] (Flashback) SYLPHID
    You know... It takes a certain set
    of skills to make a realistic fake!
[11:55] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    That's exactly why I need
    your help, Ms. Sylphid!
[12:00] (Flashback) SYLPHID
    The cake from the boulevard.
[12:02] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[12:03] (Flashback) SYLPHID
    Mental work requires sugar!
[12:06] (Flashback) SYLPHID
    Go buy it right now!
[12:07] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[12:09] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Oh, we need a few real Rosemarins
    to defend the village, too...
[12:13] (Flashback) SYLPHID
    Just take those from storage!
[12:15] UCHIMURA
    First, based on where the
     villages with complaints are,
[12:18] UCHIMURA
    we identified which would
    most likely be targeted next.
[12:21] UCHIMURA
    After we confirmed the theft,
    with the help of our army,
[12:26] UCHIMURA
    we set up a few dummies
    in every village at once.
[12:31] UCHIMURA
    Because of this measure, the number of
    thefts has drastically decreased.
[12:36] UCHIMURA
    Now tell me... why do you have
    these dummies, Mr. Butagalian?
[12:42] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    He got me... I completely
    fell into his trap!
[12:45] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    He purposely chose this moment to expose me.
[12:48] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    This was all planned out.
[12:50] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    And in front of the king, nonetheless,
    so there's no escape.
[12:55] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I'm finished.
[12:56] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    There's nothing I can do... However...
[13:00] BUTAGALIAN
    My king! This is all a misunderstanding!
[13:02] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Flatter him!
[13:04] BUTAGALIAN
    I had no intention of fooling you, my lord!
[13:08] BUTAGALIAN
    It's just that our methods had clashed.
[13:11] BUTAGALIAN
    I have nothing but sincerity
    for you, my king.
[13:14] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    The graceless, ridiculous,
    and pitiful ugliness I display...
[13:18] BUTAGALIAN
    Please! Please forgive me!
[13:18] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    So what?
[13:20] BUTAGALIAN
    Please forgive me!
[13:22] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No matter how humiliating a
    situation I go through,
[13:25] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I can start over as long as I survive!
[13:27] BUTAGALIAN
    I will give you anything you
    want as my sincerest apology!
[13:30] BUTAGALIAN
    If you have any problems, I shall give you
    my entire fortune in order to assist you!
[13:34] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No matter how ugly my groveling
    looks, I will survive.
[13:37] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I will live.
[13:39] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I will live.
[13:41] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I will live!
[13:44] RAMPAGE KING
    The king sentences you to...
[13:46] RAMPAGE KING
    death.
[13:59] BUTAGALIAN
    Don't! Stay away!
[14:00] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No! No!
[14:02] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I don't want to die yet!
[14:04] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Butagalian can't die!
[14:06] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I can't afford to die!
[14:08] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I will survive! I will
    survive! I will survive!
[14:10] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I must survive!
[14:11] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I can't afford to die.
[14:12] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I can't afford to die here!
[14:14] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I can't die. I can't die. I can't die.
[14:15] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I can't die! I can't die!
[14:16] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No!
[14:17] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No, no!
[14:17] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No!
[14:18] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No, no!
[14:19] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No, no, no, no!
[14:21] BUTAGALIAN
    My dear children!
[14:33] RAMPAGE KING
    What are you doing?
[14:35] RAMPAGE KING
    Uchimura.
[14:36] BUTAGALIAN
    Why are you...?
[14:39] RAMPAGE KING
    Uchimura.
[14:40] RAMPAGE KING
    You dare to interfere with
    the king's condemnation?
[14:45] RAMPAGE KING
    You told me you wanted to expose
    Butagalian's evil deeds.
[14:47] RAMPAGE KING
    I heeded your plea and even
    allowed you to partake,
[14:50] RAMPAGE KING
    but I don't recall giving you permission
     to interfere with my judgment.
[14:54] RAMPAGE KING
    This is an act of interference in
    the internal affairs of another country.
[14:59] RAMPAGE KING
    I hope you're prepared
    for what's to come of it.
[15:01] UCHIMURA
    No. The only thing that I interfered
    with was the crocodile.
[15:05] UCHIMURA
    And I fully intend to give
    the king a mouthful!
[15:09] RAMPAGE KING
    Such folly.
[15:13] RAMPAGE KING
    Well, I am generous to inferior beings.
[15:17] RAMPAGE KING
    Very well.
[15:20] RAMPAGE KING
    Tell me.
[15:22] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    That is not the attitude of
    someone who's willing to listen!
[15:25] RAMPAGE KING
    Come now, tell me.
[15:27] RAMPAGE KING
    Share your thoughts.
[15:29] RAMPAGE KING
    If you have the guts to sacrifice
    yourself for the sake of this man.
[15:35] UCHIMURA
    Sacrifice? You are
    mistaken, Your Majesty.
[15:39] UCHIMURA
    I share my thoughts here
    only for your sake...
[15:43] UCHIMURA
    If you lose Mr. Butagalian,
    this kingdom will perish.
[15:48] RAMPAGE KING
    What?
[15:50] UCHIMURA
    It's all for the sake of
    this country and its king.
[15:54] UCHIMURA
    I couldn't afford to ignore it.
[15:57] RAMPAGE KING
    I don't understand.
[15:59] RAMPAGE KING
    An entire country perish
    because of a single merchant?
[16:03] RAMPAGE KING
    There are many merchants who wish
    to do business with my country.
[16:06] RAMPAGE KING
    He has no special worth.
[16:09] UCHIMURA
    Orange powder.
[16:12] UCHIMURA
    The Rampage Kingdom is a
    country built on gold mining.
[16:15] UCHIMURA
    But in recent years, the number of
[16:17] UCHIMURA
    ore veins and the amount of mining
     done have decreased.
[16:19] UCHIMURA
    For that reason,
[16:20] UCHIMURA
    it is important to increase the purity of the
    metal by efficiently smelting gold from its ore.
[16:24] UCHIMURA
    That's where orange powder is essential.
[16:28] UCHIMURA
    By adding magic to this special powder,
[16:29] UCHIMURA
    the purest form of gold can be
    extracted from the gold ore.
[16:33] UCHIMURA
    And the person handling said powder
    is Mr. Butagalian, is it not?
[16:37] RAMPAGE KING
    So what?
[16:39] RAMPAGE KING
    If needed, I can leave
    it to another merchant.
[16:42] UCHIMURA
    No. Only he can obtain it.
[16:45] UCHIMURA
    This country's orange powder supply heavily relies
    on imports from the distant country of Toki.
[16:51] UCHIMURA
    But now, Toki has a restriction
    on the exportation of orange powder.
[16:56] UCHIMURA
    That powder was among
     the causes of a civil war
[16:59] UCHIMURA
    over the scarce resources in Toki.
[17:01] UCHIMURA
    As such, they are very cautious
    of exporting resources.
[17:05] UCHIMURA
    The only person who has
    permission to do business there
[17:09] UCHIMURA
    is Mr. Butagalian.
[17:10] BUTAGALIAN
    Why do you know that?
[17:11] UCHIMURA
    Oh. Well, I figured if it's possible,
[17:14] UCHIMURA
    why don't we just domestically produce
    gold? So I looked into it.
[17:18] UCHIMURA
    I found out it's impossible, so...
[17:20] UCHIMURA
    Mr. Butagalian provided food
[17:24] UCHIMURA
    and supplies to countries devastated by war.
[17:28] UCHIMURA
    Some call him "The Merchant of Death"
    because he would actively trade in conflict zones.
[17:34] UCHIMURA
    However, there are countries
    that feel indebted to him
[17:36] UCHIMURA
    and only allow him to handle
    certain resources.
[17:40] UCHIMURA
    Toki is one of them.
[17:42] UCHIMURA
    Your Majesty.
[17:43] UCHIMURA
    It would be a great loss to this country if you
    were to kill him, knowing what he is capable of.
[17:54] RAMPAGE KING
    I don't understand.
[17:55] RAMPAGE KING
    Why are you the one preaching this?
[17:58] RAMPAGE KING
    Neither my country's situation nor
    Butagalian's has anything to do with you.
[18:02] RAMPAGE KING
    Are we not competition to you?
[18:05] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Indeed, the Rampage Kingdom is a rival country to the Demon Army.
[18:09] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    I would be considered a problem for them.
[18:12] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    So, why?
[18:13] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Why is this man willing to
    go this far for others?
[18:17] UCHIMURA
    Your Majesty.
[18:18] UCHIMURA
    Um...
[18:18] UCHIMURA
    I don't understand your question.
[18:20] RAMPAGE KING/BUTAGALIAN
    What?
[18:21] UCHIMURA
    If there's someone in need, and you're in a
    position to help, wouldn't you normally help them?
[18:25] UCHIMURA
    Profits and losses aren't the only
    ways you think about things, right?
[18:27] UCHIMURA
    Doesn't it come naturally to you?
[18:29] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[18:29] UCHIMURA
    Is that...
[18:31] UCHIMURA
    just me?
[18:40] RAMPAGE KING
    Not consider profits and losses?
[18:42] RAMPAGE KING
    Come naturally?
[18:43] RAMPAGE KING
    What the hell is that?!
[18:46] RAMPAGE KING
    You trying to crack me up?
[18:51] RAMPAGE KING
    Man, good grief...
[18:54] RAMPAGE KING
    Going to sleep.
[18:56] UCHIMURA
    What? Um...
[18:57] RAMPAGE KING
    I'm sleepy from all the
    laughing and fussing.
[19:00] RAMPAGE KING
    I'm going to sleep.
[19:01] UCHIMURA
    What, u-um, are you okay
    with Mr. Butagalian?
[19:04] UCHIMURA
    Um...
[19:09] UCHIMURA
    Well, for now I'm just
    glad we're both safe.
[19:13] BUTAGALIAN
    Y-Yeah.
[19:14] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    For him to make that Rampage King
    laugh his anger away like that...
[19:19] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Is this guy just an idiot?
[19:21] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    No, can't be. He must have calculated it.
[19:23] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    What is he after?
[19:24] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Is it my assets?
[19:26] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Or are you going to hold this case
    against me for future shake downs?
[19:30] UCHIMURA
    Mr. Butagalian...
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Shudder
SIGN    Shudder
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Shudder
SIGN    Tremble
[19:33] UCHIMURA
    I was so, so scared!
[19:35] UCHIMURA
    I thought I was going to die!
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Tremble
SIGN    Shudder
[19:36] UCHIMURA
    Oh, I'm sorry, my nerves
    finally caught up to me.
[19:39] UCHIMURA
    Could you lend me a shoulder?
[19:41] UCHIMURA
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[19:44] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura!
[19:53] DANNY
    Father!
[19:54] BUTAGALIAN
    You guys...
[20:01] DEMON 1
    I'm so glad!
[20:02] DANNY
    We were really worried when we heard
    they found out about everything!
[20:05] BUTAGALIAN
    W-What in the world is...?
[20:07] OLULU
    It was Mr. Uchimura who gave the orders
[20:08] OLULU
    to bring everyone here.
[20:11] UCHIMURA
    Actually,
[20:12] UCHIMURA
    I'd previously heard about you.
[20:15] UCHIMURA
    I've already researched you.
[20:18] UCHIMURA
    I know all about your background and
[20:20] UCHIMURA
    that when you were doing
    business in the conflict zone,
[20:23] UCHIMURA
    you picked up war orphans,
    adopted them, and put them to work.
[20:28] DANNY
    No, you're wrong!
[20:29] DEMON 1
    We worked because we wanted to!
[20:32] OLULU
    Yes, we can tell.
[20:34] UCHIMURA
    Well, once I knew, there was no way I
    could just stand there and let it happen.
[20:38] UCHIMURA
    I'm glad you were able to safely
    reunite with your children.
[20:40] BUTAGALIAN
    But...
[20:42] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Did this man act knowing this, risking
    his life to challenge the king?!
[20:47] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    He went this far... for
    me and my children?
[20:51] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Thank you!
[20:52] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    Thank you so much, Mr. Uchimura!
[20:57] BUTAGALIAN
    You're entrusting me with
    the Rosemarin sales?!
[21:00] UCHIMURA
    Yes. I would love to ask you to do it.
[21:02] UCHIMURA
    I thought I would feel at ease asking you.
[21:05] BUTAGALIAN
    But still! I was the one
    who fooled you, you know?!
[21:09] BUTAGALIAN
    I can't imagine you trusting
     me with an important job like this...
[21:13] UCHIMURA
    Well, I would be troubled if you did
    what you did with the chimozu, but...
[21:17] UCHIMURA
    It's difficult for us to sell things to
    distant places because of my duties in the army.
[21:21] UCHIMURA
    So, I would like to ask a
    reliable merchant to do so.
[21:24] BUTAGALIAN {M}
    This man...
[21:26] BUTAGALIAN
    For the sake of my children,
[21:28] BUTAGALIAN
    it seems the time has come for us to
    change the way we do business a little.
[21:32] BUTAGALIAN
    I will make sure that
    the business succeeds.
[21:35] BUTAGALIAN
    I vow to you for trusting me.
[21:38] BUTAGALIAN
    I swear on my name.
[21:41] UCHIMURA
    I'm counting on you!
[21:46] BUTAGALIAN
    Oh, that's right.
[21:48] BUTAGALIAN
    There is one thing that I
    wanted to mention to you.
[21:50] UCHIMURA
    Hm? What is that?
[21:52] BUTAGALIAN
    It's something I heard from a
    merchant buddy of mine, but...
[21:56] BUTAGALIAN
    There seems to be disturbing movement within
    the guild in the Demon Overlord's territory.
SIGN    Mizuiro no Tegami / Shizue Abe
[23:36] MASTER
    Those who can act for others...
[23:39] MASTER
    can also act for themselves.
[23:42] MASTER
    In other words, whether someone pours
    you a drink or you pour yourself one...
[23:47] MASTER
    sake is delicious.

Season 1

8 - Bring Down the Scalpel of Justice to the Corrupt Organization!

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[00:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    You are aware that the price of gim
    is on the rise, right, Uchimura?
[00:08] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[00:09] UCHIMURA
    It seems the situation has worsened
    since the market survey the other day.
[00:13] UCHIMURA
    The amount distributed to the
    market itself has decreased,
[00:16] UCHIMURA
    and even when it's stocked in stores,
[00:18] UCHIMURA
    I hear it's not something
    a commoner can afford...
[00:21] DEMON OVERLORD
    Indeed. The people are starving.
[00:23] DEMON OVERLORD
    Solve this problem at once.
[00:26] UCHIMURA
    Understood, my lord. Hm...
[00:30] (Flashback) BUTAGALIAN {flashback}
    There seems to be disturbing movement within
    the guild in the Demon Overlord's territory.
[00:35] UCHIMURA {M}
    This is probably due to the
    guild controlling the supply.
[00:39] UCHIMURA {M}
    But why would they do that?
[00:41] ULMANDRA
    I know, Uchimura!
[00:43] ULMANDRA
    It's because those guild guys want to
    become ridiculously rich, isn't it?!
[00:46] UCHIMURA
    What?! I-I suppose so....
[00:49] ULMANDRA
    Hmph, leave it to me!
[00:52] ULMANDRA
    I'll kick the butts of those unruly bastards!
[00:55] UCHIMURA
    Actually, um...
[00:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    You may go, Uchimura.
[01:00] UCHIMURA
    Huh? Yes, sir. If you'll excuse me.
[01:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    As for you, Ulmandra, I
    need you to head north.
[01:09] ULMANDRA
    Huh? North, sir?
[01:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    There aren't many things we
    can do about it, but...
[01:13] UCHIMURA {M}
    Anyhow, the first thing is to
    meet with the guild master...
[01:17] UNDERLING A
    My lord, one of the Four Elite Generals
    has requested an audience with you.
[01:22] UNDERLING A
    What would you like to do?
[01:23] VIPER
    Oh, an elite general, huh?
[01:26] VIPER
    What would be the most
    fun way to handle this?
SIGN    Episode 8:
     Bring Down the Scalpel of Justice to the Corrupt Organization!
[03:06] UCHIMURA
    All right, Olulu, I'm off.
[03:08] OLULU
    Yes. Please do be careful.
[03:12] SYLPHID
    I heard the news, Overseas Manager.
[03:14] SYLPHID
    Sounds like you're going to the guild.
[03:15] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[03:16] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid... Why are
    you dressed like that?
[03:20] SYLPHID
    I told you to call me Belinda
    when we're outside.
[03:23] UCHIMURA
    Oh, my apologies, Ms. Belinda.
[03:25] UCHIMURA
    Yes, I am heading to the
    guild, but what about it?
[03:27] SYLPHID
    When are you leaving?
[03:29] SYLPHID
    I'll accompany you.
[03:31] UCHIMURA
    Why?
[03:33] SYLPHID
    Did you know?
[03:35] SYLPHID
    Currently, a certain clan of elves
    occupy guild officer positions.
[03:39] UCHIMURA
    Yes, so it seems.
[03:42] SYLPHID
    It'll be easier for you to get through to them
[03:44] SYLPHID
    if you're joined by someone with elven blood.
[03:46] SYLPHID
    This look is also so that they don't
    make a mockery of us demons.
[03:50] UCHIMURA
    I see. So that's why...
[03:57] UCHIMURA
    But aren't you worrying a bit too much?
[04:00] UCHIMURA
    I'm going to this meeting
    on behalf of the Demon Overlord.
[04:03] UCHIMURA
    I can't imagine them not
    taking him seriously.
SIGN    1
    Hour
     Later
SIGN    2
    Hours
     Later
SIGN    3
    Hours
    Later
SIGN    4
    Hours
    Later
[04:19] SYLPHID
    You were saying? Who's going
    to take us seriously?
[04:21] UCHIMURA
    Uh... well, you know...
[04:23] VIPER
    Ah, sorry for making you wait for so long.
[04:25] UCHIMURA
    Huh?!
[04:26] VIPER
    I'd completely forgotten about it.
[04:28] VIPER
    I am the guild master, Viper Lordpent.
[04:33] VIPER
    A pleasure to meet you.
[04:34] UCHIMURA
    Oh, it's all right...
[04:35] SYLPHID
    You made us wait for four hours,
     and you show no remorse.
[04:39] SYLPHID
    Furthermore, the "guild master?"
[04:41] SYLPHID
    Do you plan to claim the guild as your own?
[04:43] VIPER
    You're...
[04:44] SYLPHID
    Do you remember me? Though
    I'd rather forget you.
[04:48] VIPER
    Of course I remember.
    How many years has it been?
[04:53] VIPER
    Big Sister.
[04:55] SYLPHID
    Die. I'll kill you.
[04:57] UCHIMURA {M}
    Big Sister... They're siblings?!
[04:59] VIPER
    To think I'd be reunited
    with my exiled big sister.
[05:03] VIPER
    Fate certainly is unpleasant.
[05:04] SYLPHID
    Fate?
[05:05] SYLPHID
    It's a curse.
[05:08] SYLPHID
    It makes me sick to think we're blood-related.
[05:10] SYLPHID
    You shameless House of Lordpent scum.
[05:16] VIPER
    Did you come all this way just to complain?
[05:18] VIPER
    That's rich.
[05:19] SYLPHID
    Hmph. The one with business is him.
[05:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    You're passing it along to me now?!
[05:23] UCHIMURA
    U-Um, nice to meet you, Guild Master.
[05:25] UCHIMURA
    I am Uchimura of the Four Elite Generals.
[05:27] UCHIMURA
    I came to trade gim today.
[05:29] UCHIMURA
    If you have stock of it, would
    you mind selling some to me?
[05:32] VIPER
    Ah, the amount in circulation
    is low these days, isn't it?
[05:36] VIPER
    We have a little in stock, but there are
    a ton of people who wish to buy it.
[05:40] VIPER
    If you want me to sell it to you...
[05:43] VIPER
    Grovel.
[05:44] UCHIMURA/SYLPHID
    Wha...?!
[05:47] VIPER
    Rub your head onto the floor.
[05:49] VIPER
    Showing sincerity is the basis of business.
[05:52] SYLPHID
    Why you...!
[05:55] UCHIMURA
    Please allow me to trade with you.
[05:59] SYLPHID
    Uchimura...
[06:05] VIPER
    Oh man, I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
[06:07] VIPER
    You're a funny guy!
[06:09] VIPER
    Trading, was it? Yeah, I don't mind.
[06:11] VIPER
    Buy as much as you'd like.
[06:14] VIPER
    One bag for 50,000 G.
[06:16] VIPER
    The market price.
[06:18] UCHIMURA
    Fifty thousand G?
[06:19] VIPER
    If you don't like it, leave it.
[06:21] VIPER
    It's business for us, too, you know.
[06:23] VIPER
    Oh, but one piece of advice to you.
[06:26] VIPER
    You're a bit too careless,
    easily groveling like that.
[06:30] VIPER
    If the world makes a mockery
    of you, you're done for.
[06:44] SYLPHID
    All right, let's burn it down.
[06:45] SYLPHID
    Elves are weak to fire.
[06:47] UCHIMURA
    I think most living things are weak to fire.
[06:49] SYLPHID
    You should get angry, too!
[06:51] SYLPHID
    Aren't you frustrated about
    groveling for nothing?!
[06:54] UCHIMURA
    I don't mind it, if it's to that degree.
[06:57] UCHIMURA
    I'll lower my head, but it
    does nothing to my pride.
[06:59] UCHIMURA
    I'm an elite general.
[07:02] SYLPHID
    You've certainly grown a backbone.
[07:04] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much.
[07:06] UCHIMURA
    Besides that, I wasn't expecting the guild
    master to be your younger brother...
[07:11] SYLPHID
    I've mentioned before that I was born
    into an elven merchant's family.
[07:16] SYLPHID
    That's the Lordpent Family.
[07:18] SYLPHID
    Elves have a hard time procreating.
[07:20] SYLPHID
    So to increase their number of offspring,
[07:22] SYLPHID
    the Lordpent Family had children
    with demi-humans for generations.
[07:25] SYLPHID
    By the way, I'm half fairy,
    and Viper is half naga.
[07:30] SYLPHID
    A child born as a result of interbreeding usually
    has the characteristics of the other species.
[07:35] SYLPHID
    As such, there are those born with
    obsessive desires for fame and fortune,
[07:38] SYLPHID
    which is unusual for elves,
    who are the cornerstone of the clan.
[07:42] SYLPHID
    What do you think the fools
    in the Lordpent Family
[07:44] SYLPHID
    who desire nothing more
    than fortune have done?
[07:48] SYLPHID
    They burned down the elven village.
[07:51] SYLPHID
    And sold their own brethren, who had
    no place to go, to traffickers...
[07:56] UCHIMURA
    That's terrible...
[07:58] SYLPHID
    I was so disgusted with those
    scum that I left the house.
[08:03] SYLPHID
    I thought I'd never be involved
    with them again, but...
[08:07] SYLPHID
    I won't allow it.
[08:08] SYLPHID
    I'll never let my scumbag
    relatives spread such evil.
[08:11] UCHIMURA
    I understand how you must feel, but...
[08:13] UCHIMURA
    I hoped you wouldn't get into an argument
[08:15] UCHIMURA
    before I had a chance to speak with him.
[08:17] SYLPHID
    Oh, sorry.
[08:18] SYLPHID
    And, what do we do now?
[08:20] SYLPHID
    You have no intention of
    buying their gim, right?
[08:22] UCHIMURA
    Yeah...
[08:24] NEIA
    U-Um! Please!
[08:30] NEIA
    Please... Please help me.
[08:32] NEIA
    Please save me... from
    the Lordpent Family!
[08:36] UCHIMURA
    Oh... And, you are?
[08:37] NEIA
    I am Neia.
[08:39] NEIA
    I'm forced to work for the guild.
[08:41] NEIA
    I would like to speak to you, Mr.
    Uchimura of the Big Four,
[08:44] NEIA
    of the evil deeds that the
    Lordpent Family has committed!
[08:47] UCHIMURA
    Oh...
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Stare
[08:52] UCHIMURA
    Hm...
[08:53] SYLPHID {M}
    He's staring at the young girl's
    body as if he's licking it?!
[08:57] NEIA
    Um... Mr. Uchimura?
[08:59] UCHIMURA
    Hm, all right.
[09:01] UCHIMURA
    It's a request from a cute girl!
[09:03] UCHIMURA
    I'll help you, Ms. Neia!
[09:04] NEIA
    Th-Thank you very much!
[09:07] UCHIMURA
    I feel sorry for you dressed like that.
     Let's first buy you clothes!
[09:13] NEIA
    Aww, really, Mr. Uchimura?
[09:17] UCHIMURA
    Oh, you chose those clothes?
[09:19] UCHIMURA
    It's very cute.
[09:21] NEIA
    Thank you so much! I'll cherish it!
[09:24] SYLPHID {M}
    I didn't know... Uchimura
    had a lolita complex.
[09:28] SYLPHID {M}
    My condolences, Ulmandra.
[09:30] UCHIMURA
    What you said earlier...
[09:31] UCHIMURA
    Can we safely assume that you
    will be a whistleblower?
[09:34] NEIA
    Y-Yes. I want to escape
    from this horrible life.
[09:38] UCHIMURA
    All right.
[09:39] UCHIMURA
    I'll be sure to save you!
[09:41] UCHIMURA
    Tell us your story!
[09:46] UCHIMURA
    I see...
[09:48] UCHIMURA
    So you were separated from your parents
     and forced to work for the guild master.
[09:54] NEIA
    Yes... There are many
    people, including myself,
[09:56] NEIA
    who are forced to work day and
    night for very little pay.
[10:01] UCHIMURA
    That is a problem.
[10:02] UCHIMURA
    Do you have any other information to share?
[10:05] NEIA
    Soon, there will be a calamity, and
    we will no longer be able to buy food.
[10:09] UCHIMURA
    What?
[10:09] NEIA
    There are rumors like that
    spreading around town.
[10:12] NEIA
    But those rumors are
    coming from the guild...
[10:15] NEIA
    From Viper Lordpent.
[10:18] UCHIMURA
    You mean to tell me he's fearmongering
     and raising the price of gim?
[10:21] NEIA
    Yes. On top of that, the guild bought
    up a lot of the gim in advance.
[10:26] NEIA
    They are trying to sell it little by little
    to make the most profit out of it.
[10:30] SYLPHID
    It sounds like something he would think of.
[10:32] UCHIMURA
    Is there anyone else who
    disagrees within the guild?
[10:35] NEIA
    Most of the officers are Lordpents,
[10:39] NEIA
    and everyone else has been bribed.
[10:42] UCHIMURA
    I see...
[10:43] UCHIMURA
    So the guild, which was originally meant for
    merchants to work together on a common goal,
[10:47] UCHIMURA
    is now being run by the Lordpent Family
    to serve their greedy interests.
[10:52] UCHIMURA
    An organization that causes a detriment
    to the people must not be overlooked.
[10:56] UCHIMURA
    They are subject to a crackdown.
[10:58] NEIA
    Then...
[10:59] UCHIMURA
    It's that... We need proof.
[11:01] UCHIMURA
    No matter how evil, we cannot
    act without a good reason.
[11:05] SYLPHID
    Are you an idiot?
[11:06] SYLPHID
    We should just kill him in the darkness.
[11:08] UCHIMURA
    That is one way to handle this.
    Though a bit horrifying...
[11:11] UCHIMURA
    But I would like to fight
    this fair and square.
[11:14] UCHIMURA
    Viper Lordpent controls people with money...
[11:17] UCHIMURA
    That is considered a merchant's
    blade so to speak.
[11:20] UCHIMURA
    Then let us draw our swords as well.
[11:23] UCHIMURA
    The sword of the Demon Army.
[11:26] UNDERLING A
    Guild Master! Lord Viper!
[11:29] VIPER
    What's all the ruckus?
[11:30] VIPER
    Imma rip out your teeth.
[11:31] UNDERLING A
    There's trouble! It's the Demon Army!
[11:43] UCHIMURA
    My apologies for the sudden visit
    this early in the morning.
[11:46] UCHIMURA
    However, this is also a part
    of the Demon Army's job.
[11:48] UCHIMURA
    We will begin the emergency audit!
[11:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    We'll investigate potential
    misconduct in the organization.
[11:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    If there is any, the sword will be
    used to correct those mistakes.
[12:02] UCHIMURA {M}
    That is what an audit is!
[12:03] VIPER
    An emergency audit?
[12:09] UCHIMURA {M}
    He can't refuse it.
[12:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    The guild has a responsibility
    and duty to accept it.
[12:14] UCHIMURA {M}
    There are two things we want to find...
[12:16] UCHIMURA {M}
    The actual gim that they're monopolizing
    and their transaction books.
[12:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    Either one of those would be enough
    evidence to expose their monopoly.
[12:24] VIPER
    You're already here?!
SIGN    Real
SIGN    Fake
[12:25] UCHIMURA {M}
    We arrived unannounced to prevent the
    guild from covering anything up, but...
[12:32] VIPER
    You're insane for coming
    this early in the morning.
[12:34] VIPER
    Well, do as you please.
[12:38] UNDERLING A
    Th-Then perhaps you'd like some tea?
[12:41] SYLPHID
    No. Quickly, take us to the warehouse.
[12:43] UNDERLING A
    I shall get the person in charge right away.
[12:45] SYLPHID
    Then I'll go on my own.
[12:47] SYLPHID
    I already know where it is after all.
[12:49] UCHIMURA {M}
    A few months ago, at the cat-sith village,
[12:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    I received a document stating that
    they had sold a large amount of gim to the guild.
[12:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    I'm certain other producers
    are doing the same thing.
[12:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    It would be impossible to hide a large amount of
    inventory like that in such a short span of time.
[13:04] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's necessary to check
    the transaction history,
[13:07] UCHIMURA {M}
    but as long as that
    pile of gim is here...
[13:12] UCHIMURA {M}
    We can confirm the fraud!
[13:21] SYLPHID
    Hey! There's nothing here!
[13:24] VIPER
    Oh, what's that?
[13:26] VIPER
    Couldn't find what you were looking for?
[13:32] UCHIMURA {M}
    There are skid marks left behind.
[13:33] UCHIMURA {M}
    The gim was here.
[13:35] UCHIMURA {M}
    It was probably moved.
[13:37] VIPER
    My, my. How could you cause
    such a big fuss like this?
[13:41] UCHIMURA {M}
    Even though it's early, all the
    officers are present and confident.
[13:45] UCHIMURA {M}
    Did they know about the emergency
    audit and prepare in advance?
[13:48] UCHIMURA {M}
    Even so, where could they have
    placed the large amount of gim?
[13:52] UCHIMURA
    I'm certain you mentioned the other day
    that you have a stock of gim on hand.
[13:56] VIPER
    Oh, that? I found a buyer, you see.
[13:59] VIPER
    So, we don't have any gim at the moment.
[14:01] VIPER
    It's just as you see.
[14:03] VIPER
    I don't know what you were expecting,
[14:06] VIPER
    but what you had planned
    is all for nothing.
[14:08] VIPER
    How embarrassing.
[14:14] UCHIMURA {M}
    Utter defeat.
[14:19] UCHIMURA
    He got us good.
[14:20] SYLPHID
    The audit was a huge failure.
[14:22] SYLPHID
    He even had that snarky look on
    his face. The absolute worst.
[14:24] UCHIMURA
    On top of the actual gim not being there,
    there was nothing suspicious in the ledgers.
[14:29] UCHIMURA
    There were no records of
    bulk purchases at all.
[14:33] SYLPHID
    They may have tampered with the ledgers.
[14:35] UCHIMURA
    If they did it this quickly,
[14:36] UCHIMURA
    there must be a mistake somewhere.
[14:38] UCHIMURA
    Like using a newer paper for part of the
    document, or quickly scribbling the letters down.
[14:43] UCHIMURA
    There was no evidence of any of that.
[14:46] UCHIMURA
    Did they prepare a backup
    ledger in advance, or...
[14:51] SYLPHID
    How about this?
SIGN    Trade
SIGN    Guild
SIGN    Affiliation
SIGN    Trade
SIGN    Lordpent Family
[14:53] SYLPHID
    It wasn't the guild as an organization
[14:54] SYLPHID
    but the Lordpent Family who did the trade?
[14:57] UCHIMURA
    Oh. Good thought.
[14:59] UCHIMURA
    If that's the case, it wouldn't be
    recorded in the guild's ledgers.
[15:02] SYLPHID
    They're making the producers think
    they're trading with the guild.
SIGN    This person is
     from the
    guild, so...
[15:06] SYLPHID
    It's a scam. A scam, I say.
[15:07] UCHIMURA
    Even so, it's difficult to pursue
     with the actual gim missing.
[15:12] UCHIMURA
    Just where and how did they manage to
    hide such a large amount of stock?
[15:15] SYLPHID
    Who knows? I haven' t got a clue.
[15:18] SYLPHID
    Besides... We should be thinking about
    another problem right now, don't you think?
[15:24] SYLPHID
    Why did they know about
    our unannounced audit?
[15:26] SYLPHID
    It was supposed to be top-secret,
    but they managed to hide the evidence.
[15:31] SYLPHID
    They were prepared for our arrival.
[15:33] SYLPHID
    A traitor stabbed us in the back.
[15:36] SYLPHID
    That's how we ended up like this.
[15:38] SYLPHID
    And, it's obvious who that is.
[15:41] SYLPHID
    Am I wrong, Uchimura?
[15:44] VIPER
    Oh, man.
[15:45] VIPER
    That was classic.
[15:46] VIPER
    That stupid look on that woman
    and Uchimura's face. Priceless.
[15:49] VIPER
    Secrets get quickly leaked,
    and plans backfire.
[15:52] VIPER
    It's incredibly fun having
    an overwhelming advantage.
[15:56] VIPER
    Don't you agree?
[15:58] NEIA
    Yes, Master Viper.
[16:00] VIPER
    Thanks to you, I was well prepared.
[16:04] VIPER
    Just this one time, I'll praise you.
[16:07] NEIA
    U-Um... The gim that was in the
    warehouse, where is it now?
[16:10] VIPER
    Huh?
[16:11] VIPER
    Why are you questioning the guild master?
[16:13] VIPER
    Imma rip your tongue out!
[16:15] NEIA
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[16:30] VIPER
    I'm kidding. Don't be so
    scared. It hurts my feelings.
[16:34] VIPER
    Well, little Neia, you
    are one of us after all.
[16:36] VIPER
    I'll tell you.
[16:38] VIPER
    The gim was placed on a caravan
    and is patrolling the frontier.
[16:42] NEIA
    A caravan...
[16:44] VIPER
    We used to work with horse-drawn
    carriages to transport goods.
[16:47] VIPER
    Using them to transport
    a huge amount of gim is simple.
[16:52] VIPER
    It'll come back to the guild
    in two to three days.
[16:55] VIPER
    And your mom and dad are also helping out.
[17:00] VIPER
    Even though they must be busy
    with their own business.
[17:03] VIPER
    They're being a huge help.
[17:05] VIPER
    Little Neia, you do your best as well.
[17:07] VIPER
    For the sake of your mom and dad, all right?
[17:18] NEIA {M}
    Why was I born like this?
[17:21] NEIA {M}
    Born part of a Lordpent branch family.
[17:23] NEIA {M}
    The child of the lowest
    of the lowest rank...
[17:35] (Flashback) VIPER
    Let me have that child.
[17:37] (Flashback) VIPER
    I've wanted a child to
    replace my secretary.
[17:43] (Flashback) NEIA (DAD)
    I'm sorry, Neia...
[17:45] (Flashback) NEIA (MOM)
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[17:47] (Flashback) NEIA
    It's okay. I know... We can't
    refuse the main house's orders...
[17:52] NEIA {M}
    In truth, I really wanted them to stop him.
[17:54] NEIA {M}
    Even if they had to abandon their home,
    I wanted them to protect me.
[18:05] NEIA {M}
    What awaited me was daily
    abuse from the guild master.
[18:16] (Flashback) VIPER
    Looking at you reminds me
    of my miserable big sister.
[18:19] (Flashback) VIPER
    Just because you're a bit smarter, you
    go on mocking others as you please.
[18:30] NEIA {M}
    I gathered as much information
    as I could on his sister
[18:32] NEIA {M}
    and made every effort to not be like her.
[18:34] NEIA {M}
    She had short hair, so I prayed
    that mine would grow long.
[18:38] (Flashback) NEIA
    Grow, grow. Please grow long!
[18:41] NEIA {M}
    It was ridiculous, but I was desperate.
[18:42] NEIA {overlapped in background}
    Grow, grow. Grow. Please, grow.
[18:43] NEIA {M}
    Even so, the irrational violence
    continued... Then on that day...
[18:47] (Flashback) VIPER
    Be a spy in the Demon Army.
    Bring back some information.
[18:53] (Flashback) VIPER
    That Uchimura guy is a softy.
[18:55] (Flashback) VIPER
    If you look a little pitiful, he'll
    immediately sympathize with you.
[18:59] NEIA {M}
    I didn't know what would
    happen if he found out...
[19:02] NEIA {M}
    This man only thinks of me as a pawn.
[19:06] (Flashback) NEIA
    Understood.
[19:11] NEIA {M}
    That was all I could do...
[19:24] CHILD
    Mom, I'm hungry...
[19:26] MOTHER
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry...
[19:28] UCHIMURA {M}
    The townspeople look gloomy...
[19:31] UCHIMURA {M}
    Everyone is hungry...
[19:44] MASTER
    Welcome.
SIGN    Bar
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[20:03] MASTER
    Here you go.
[20:05] MASTER
    It'll go well with the Japanese sake.
[20:07] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Highball
[20:14] UCHIMURA
    That's good...
[20:17] UCHIMURA
    I can't get enough of this smell.
[20:19] MASTER
    Right?
[20:20] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    I could never forgive that!
[20:22] UCHIMURA
    That's...
[20:22] COLLEAGUE A
    The higher-ups only see
    us as disposable tools.
[20:27] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    They're abusing their positions
    to power and sexually harass us.
[20:31] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    But just complaining about it won't do.
[20:34] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    We have to be the ones to
    change this company...
[20:37] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    You're right.
[20:38] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    Let's climb the corporate ladder together!
[20:41] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Yeah...
[20:41] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    Heck yeah!
[20:41] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Right.
[20:42] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    Let's discuss with our peers.
[20:42] UCHIMURA {M}
    They were some of the best
    and most honest colleagues I had.
[20:44] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Yeah, let's do our best work tomorrow!
[20:46] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    Yeah!
[20:46] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    You're right!
[20:47] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    Let's all help each other!
[20:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    I was very inspired by them, too, wasn't I?
[20:49] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    That's right!
[20:49] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Yep!
[20:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    But those guys are...
[20:54] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura.
[20:55] ULMANDRA
    Hey, Uchimura!
[20:56] UCHIMURA
    Oh!
[20:58] ULMANDRA
    What are you doing daydreaming
    in the middle of the road?
[21:00] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra. Are you
    returning from the north?
[21:03] ULMANDRA
    Yeah. Look at that!
[21:06] UCHIMURA
    Whoa?! It's huge!
[21:07] ULMANDRA
    It's a wyvern. You know what that is?
[21:09] UCHIMURA
    Yes... I've read about them.
[21:12] UCHIMURA
    Isn't it a flying dragon that assaults towns
[21:13] UCHIMURA
    and threatens people's lives in groups?
[21:16] ULMANDRA
    Right!
[21:17] ULMANDRA
    They were raging up north, so I
    went there to get rid of them.
[21:20] ULMANDRA
    I defeated about 30 of them in total.
[21:22] ULMANDRA
    And I brought one back as
    a souvenir for the Demon Overlord!
[21:24] UCHIMURA
    Is that what happened...
[21:26] UCHIMURA
    Wait, weren't wyverns...
[21:28] ULMANDRA
    Well, I'm glad it was only 30 of them.
[21:31] ULMANDRA
    They're pretty troublesome.
[21:33] ULMANDRA
    That said, it's nothing to me.
[21:37] UCHIMURA
    Thirty wyverns...
[21:40] UCHIMURA
    That's it, Ms. Ulmandra!
[21:41] ULMANDRA
    Huh? W-What?
[21:43] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra, as expected,
    you truly are wonderful!
[21:46] ULMANDRA
    Huh? D-Don't say stuff like that out loud.
[21:50] ULMANDRA
    It's embarrassing...
[21:53] ULMANDRA
    Huh?
[21:55] UCHIMURA
    That's right...
[21:57] UCHIMURA
    If we use this, it'll work...!
[22:01] UCHIMURA
    I'm going to...
[22:02] UCHIMURA
    settle this account.
SIGN    Abayo / Naoko Ken
[23:35] MASTER
    Those that coexist despite the conflict.
[23:39] MASTER
    Love and hate.
[23:41] MASTER
    Hm... Light and darkness.
[23:44] MASTER
    And...
[23:46] MASTER
    The terrible smell and umami flavor...

Season 1

9 - The Sins and Punishments of an Evil Merchant.

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[00:03] NEIA
    I'm sorry for being late!
[00:05] NEIA
    Thank you for having me today!
[00:07] UCHIMURA
    My apologies for inconveniencing you.
[00:09] UCHIMURA
    I was hoping you could assist us again.
[00:12] NEIA
    Yes, if there's anything I can do to help!
[00:17] SYLPHID
    And? What are we going to do now?
[00:18] SYLPHID
    Now that the audit failed,
    there isn't much we can do.
[00:22] UCHIMURA
    At least, we know the gim is
    not at the guild, and so...
[00:26] UCHIMURA
    I've devised a plan.
[00:28] UCHIMURA
    The name of the operation is...
[00:31] UCHIMURA
    Dragon Strike!
SIGN    Dragon Strike
SIGN    Episode 9:
    The Sins and Punishments
    of an Evil Merchant
[02:08] NEIA
    Um... What do you mean by "Dragon Strike"?
[02:13] ULMANDRA
    It's done, Uchimura!
[02:15] OLULU
    It turned out really nicely.
[02:17] UCHIMURA
    Thank you so much, you two.
[02:19] UCHIMURA
    Now then, let's promptly... Hm?
[02:22] ULMANDRA
    Who is that woman?
[02:24] NEIA {M}
    Is that bloodlust?!
[02:25] UCHIMURA
    U-Um...
[02:27] SLYPHID
    Ms. Ulmandra.
[02:28] SLYPHID
    This little girl is an informant.
    Just an informant, so...
[02:32] ULMANDRA
    Hm?
[02:33] ULMANDRA
    Oh, is she?
[02:35] SYLPHID
    Yes.
[02:35] SYLPHID {M}
    Well, Uchimura does have a
    thing for lolitas, but yeah.
[02:38] OLULU
    Ms. Ulmandra, quickly show it.
[02:41] ULMANDRA
    Oh, right.
[02:43] ULMANDRA
    Look!
[02:43] ULMANDRA
    This is the masterpiece created overnight
    with the cooperation from the Ogre Tribe!
[02:47] ULMANDRA
    It's smoked wyvern!
[02:50] NEIA
    Huh?
[02:52] UCHIMURA
    You're right, it did come out nicely.
[02:54] OLULU
    It's made using a secret recipe, smoked
    with herbs that compliment it well.
[02:58] ULMANDRA
    I heard it has an unorthodox taste,
     but I'm telling ya, it's delicious.
[03:02] UCHIMURA
    We've already made a large amount.
[03:06] UCHIMURA
    Distribute it to various places
    to solve the food shortage.
[03:10] UCHIMURA
    This is what Operation Dragon Strike is.
[03:13] NEIA
    Oh...
[03:14] NEIA
    Oh, I see! What a wonderful plan!
[03:18] NEIA
    Please allow me to help with it, too!
[03:21] NEIA
    How do you plan on distributing it?
[03:23] UCHIMURA
    Oh, for that, we—
[03:25] SYLPHID
    Wait.
[03:26] SYLPHID
    Let's talk about that later.
[03:27] UCHIMURA
    Huh? Oh...
[03:30] NEIA
    Oh...
[03:32] NEIA {M}
    Just as I thought.
[03:33] NEIA {M}
    This lady is suspicious of me...
[03:36] NEIA {M}
    But, I can't back down now.
[03:44] NEIA {M}
    Here it is...
[03:50] SYLPHID
    You think I'd let you get away?
[03:52] SYLPHID
    Just as I thought, it was you.
[03:55] SYLPHID
    Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
[03:57] SYLPHID
    Fooling people, deceiving them...
[04:00] SYLPHID
    At the very least, Uchimura believed in you!
[04:03] NEIA
    I don't have to take this from you...
[04:06] NEIA
    Everything is your fault!
[04:08] SYLPHID
    What?
[04:13] NEIA {M}
    Someone like you, who was
    born in a privileged home
[04:16] NEIA {M}
    and willingly threw it away,
    will never understand!
[04:20] VIPER
    Oh? A smoked wyvern, huh?
[04:24] NEIA
    Yes, it seems the distribution
    will start tomorrow.
[04:27] VIPER
    I can't imagine it replacing gim, but...
[04:30] VIPER
    Even so, I suppose if their stomachs are full,
    they won't be buying at a high price anymore.
[04:34] VIPER
    What a nuisance...
[04:36] VIPER
    And? Where will they start distributing?
[04:39] NEIA {M}
    They're planning to
    start in the center of town...
[04:42] NEIA {M}
    I'm sure the guild master
    plans on sabotaging it.
[04:48] NEIA
    According to their plans...
[04:49] NEIA
    They'll distribute
    the food in the suburbs first.
[04:52] NEIA
    The center of town will be at a later time.
[04:55] VIPER
    Hmph.
[04:57] NEIA {M}
    A small lie...
[04:58] NEIA {M}
    If I stretch the truth, he'll accept it.
[05:04] NEIA {M}
    This is all I can do to resist right now...
[05:10] NEIA {M}
    Taste the poisonous fangs of the oppressed!
[05:13] VIPER
    Oh?
[05:14] VIPER
    They're starting from the suburbs, huh...
[05:17] VIPER
    You thought you could
    outsmart the guild master?
[05:20] VIPER
    You little rat!
[05:22] VIPER
    From the suburbs, you say?
[05:24] VIPER
    Can't be!
[05:25] VIPER
    Considering the cost for transportation,
[05:28] VIPER
    starting from the center of
    town is the ideal choice.
[05:30] NEIA
    P-Perhaps, they're trying to outsmart us?
[05:33] NEIA
    Mr. Uchimura would surely...
[05:34] VIPER
    Nah.
[05:35] VIPER
    Dennosuke Uchimura wouldn't
    commit such a folly.
[05:40] VIPER
    Not what you were expecting?
[05:42] VIPER
    Trust the enemy...
[05:43] VIPER
    But, I knew at first glance.
[05:45] VIPER
    He may be a softy, but he isn't
    the type to act irrationally...
[05:50] VIPER
    That's why I trusted him.
[05:52] VIPER
    More than you...
[05:54] VIPER
    Well...
[05:55] VIPER
    If they're starting the
    distribution tomorrow,
[05:57] VIPER
    there's no need to worry
    about it either way.
[06:00] NEIA
    What?
[06:01] VIPER
    He's expecting us to grow impatient
     and sell the gim for cheap, isn't he?
[06:07] VIPER
    But too bad.
[06:09] VIPER
    Tomorrow morning, the caravan will return.
[06:11] VIPER
    When the citizens at the peak of starvation
[06:13] VIPER
    see horse-drawn carriages full of
     gim to be put out on the market,
[06:16] VIPER
    they will surely buy it
    even at a high price!
[06:19] VIPER
    Then the smoked meat will be handed out
     and have absolutely no effect on us.
[06:25] VIPER
    All wasted! The plan! The effort!
[06:27] VIPER
    Everything will be for nothing!
[06:29] VIPER
    I can't stop laughing!
[06:31] VIPER
    It was over from the start, regardless
    of your underhanded tactics!
[06:39] NEIA {M}
    It was all... for nothing...
[06:42] NEIA {M}
    I should have just done
    what I was told to do...
[06:46] VIPER
    Now then, it's punishment time.
[06:48] VIPER
    Since you can't be used as a spy anymore...
[06:52] VIPER
    I know.
[06:55] VIPER
    I'm gonna break you.
[06:57] SYLPHID
    You should hold off on
    the distribution plans.
[07:00] SYLPHID
    By now, Viper should already
    know of our plans.
[07:04] SYLPHID
    Do you understand?
[07:06] SYLPHID
    Neia was a spy all along.
[07:08] UCHIMURA
    I knew from the start.
[07:10] SYLPHID
    What?
[07:11] UCHIMURA
    When we first met her, I saw
    a bruise on her chest.
[07:16] SYLPHID
    A bruise?
[07:18] UCHIMURA
    Then, when I told her to pick out clothes,
     she chose some that showed little skin...
[07:24] UCHIMURA
    Even though she's a demon.
[07:26] UCHIMURA
    So I assume she must
    have bruises all over her body.
[07:30] SYLPHID
    Oh... You were observing her...
[07:34] SYLPHID
    I thought you were just into lolitas.
[07:36] UCHIMURA
    What?
[07:37] SYLPHID
    N-Never mind. Continue.
[07:41] UCHIMURA
    She's being abused by Viper.
[07:45] UCHIMURA
    But she didn't tell us that.
[07:49] SYLPHID
    But, you couldn't have known
    she was a spy just from that.
[07:53] UCHIMURA
    You're right.
[07:54] UCHIMURA
    What convinced me was...
[07:55] UCHIMURA
    Her eyes.
[07:57] SYLPHID
    Eyes?
[07:58] UCHIMURA
    Yes...
[07:59] UCHIMURA
    During my salaryman years...
[08:00] COLLEAGUE MAN A {overlap}
    I'll try asking everyone if they
    have any other better ideas.
[08:01] UCHIMURA
    There were three colleagues
    I was very close to.
[08:03] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    Yeah, good idea.
[08:04] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Yep.
[08:05] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    Hey! Uchimura.
[08:05] UCHIMURA
    We all worked hard, trying to
    change the old-fashioned company.
[08:07] COLLEAGUE MAN A {overlap}
    At this rate, we'll be able
    to move along quickly.
[08:10] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Nice!
[08:10] UCHIMURA
    But...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 200 95 0 95
SIGN    Regarding the contract
    
     Were you able to get a contract?
    
     Please send me the report.
     You haven't reached your goal for this month
    at all.
    
     You weren't able to get a contract last
    month either.
    
     I even thoroughly taught you how to do it
     and you haven't improved at all.
    
     Out of all the people I've taught, you're the first.
    
     Results are all that matters.
    
     Are you sure you're putting all your effort
    into this?
    
     Why can't you do it?
[08:13] UCHIMURA
    Power harassment.
[08:15] (Flashback) COLLEAGUE MAN A
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[08:15] BOSS {overlap}
    A hundred more times.
[08:17] UCHIMURA
    Demotion.
[08:20] UCHIMURA
    Harassment where they make
    you do useless work.
[08:23] UCHIMURA
    It piled on one after another
[08:24] UCHIMURA
    as the spark in their eyes
[08:27] UCHIMURA
    faded away...
[08:28] UCHIMURA
    They had the same look
    in their eyes as Ms. Neia.
[08:33] UCHIMURA
    The kind that tries to read people's faces,
    searches for ways to get away when cornered,
[08:36] UCHIMURA
    and desperately tries to survive.
[08:40] SYLPHID
    That's why...
[08:41] SYLPHID
    Even when you thought she was
    a spy, you showed her mercy.
[08:44] SYLPHID
    A softy, as always.
[08:46] SYLPHID
    Well, even if that's fine, how do
    you want to handle this situation?
[08:51] UCHIMURA
    Yes, our opponent knows of all our plans.
[08:55] UCHIMURA
    Then, what's left is...
[08:56] VIPER
    A speed competition...
[08:59] VIPER
    Is what Mr. Uchimura is probably thinking.
[09:02] VIPER
    However, the caravan with
    the gim is almost here.
[09:07] VIPER
    It can certainly be sold out before
    the wyvern is distributed.
[09:12] VIPER
    We have the upper hand here.
[09:14] VIPER
    I can't wait for tomorrow.
[09:18] VIPER
    I want to see the despair
     on my big sister's face.
[09:20] VIPER
    And besides that...
[09:22] VIPER
    there's one more fun thing
    to look forward to as well.
[09:33] UNDERLING A
    Lord Viper!
[09:35] UNDERLING A
    Lord Viper! Please wake up!
[09:38] VIPER
    Shut up! What could you
    possibly want at this hour?!
[09:40] VIPER
    Imma break your neck!
[09:42] UNDERLING A
    I-I'm sorry...
[09:43] UNDERLING A
    U-Um, the gim is...
[09:45] VIPER
    Huh?
[09:46] VIPER
    If you're reporting that it's
    arrived, then don't bother.
[09:49] VIPER
    The sale's already been arranged.
[09:51] UNDERLING A
    No, it still hasn't arrived...
[09:53] VIPER
    What, it's late? Well, I
    guess it can't be helped.
[09:56] VIPER
    It'll get here soon.
[09:58] UNDERLING A
    Um, it's not about that, sir...
[10:01] UNDERLING A
    You see, the Demon Army is distributing...
[10:03] VIPER
    Huh?
[10:04] VIPER
    Did they start distributing the smoked
    wyvern earlier than planned?!
[10:08] UNDERLING A
    N-No, sir. The Demon Army isn't distributing
     the smoked wyvern, but the gim!
[10:15] VIPER
    Wha... What did you say?!
[10:16] OLULU
    These are supplies from the Demon Army!
[10:18] OLULU
    Please line up!
[10:20] ULMANDRA
    You don't have to be hasty!
[10:22] ULMANDRA
    There's a lot of it!
[10:25] VIPER
    What's going on?
[10:26] VIPER
    Why does the Demon Army have so much gim?!
[10:29] SYLPHID
    You want to know?
[10:30] VIPER
    What?!
[10:35] VIPER
    Big Sister...
[10:36] VIPER
    Why are you here?
[10:38] SYLPHID
    I figured I should tell you, my carefree
    half-brother, the situation at hand.
[10:43] SYLPHID
    All the gim in the country has
    been monopolized by the guild.
[10:47] SYLPHID
    So then what do we do?
[10:49] SYLPHID
    The answer is simple, don't you think?
[10:51] VIPER
    Did you...
[10:52] SYLPHID
    We imported it from a
    neighboring country...
[10:54] SYLPHID
    By asking a merchant who has a
    close relationship with Uchimura.
[10:57] SYLPHID
    We were then able to
    transport large amounts
[11:00] SYLPHID
    via cart with cooperation
    from a demi-human acquaintance.
[11:03] SYLPHID
    It's all thanks to Uchimura's connections.
[11:05] SYLPHID
    It allowed us to quickly
    prepare large amounts of gim.
[11:08] VIPER
    So the thing about the smoked wyvern
    was all false information...
[11:11] SYLPHID
    Oh, we made the smoked meat.
[11:13] SYLPHID
    That neighboring country considers
     smoked wyvern a delicacy.
[11:17] SYLPHID
    That's why we used it as a bargaining chip.
[11:20] SYLPHID
    In other words...
[11:21] SYLPHID
    It was a barter trade.
[11:23] SYLPHID
    The Demon Army was able to acquire
    large amounts of gim without using money.
[11:28] SYLPHID
    This is what Operation Dragon Strike is!
[11:32] VIPER
    Th-That... That's a bunch of bull!
[11:36] VIPER
    There's no way you could import that
    much gim in this short amount of time!
[11:39] VIPER
    It's a lie!
[11:40] VIPER
    You're bluffing!
[11:41] VIPER
    Uchimura thinks just like me!
[11:44] VIPER
    He must have stolen it from somewhere!
[11:46] VIPER
    Isn't that right?! Huh, Big Sister?!
[11:48] SYLPHID
    Between you and Uchimura...
[11:50] SYLPHID
    he's on a whole different level.
[11:54] SYLPHID
    It's impossible to import
    that much on short notice.
[11:56] SYLPHID
    Absolutely.
[11:57] SYLPHID
    That's why... we had it done in advance.
[12:00] SYLPHID
    Ever since the day you
    requested to meet with us.
[12:03] VIPER
    Huh?! Then why did he
    want to buy it from me?
[12:07] VIPER
    He even lowered his head and groveled!
[12:08] SYLPHID
    In order to get our citizens the food
    supply they need as soon as possible.
[12:12] SYLPHID
    We've been working through that short time
[12:14] SYLPHID
    before the import so that
    people don't have to wait.
[12:18] SYLPHID
    Funny, isn't it?
[12:19] SYLPHID
    Because your harassment was
    pointless all along...
[12:23] SYLPHID
    You were made to dance in Uchimura's hand.
[12:29] SYLPHID
    You lose.
[12:31] SYLPHID
    The gim is now something
    you can get for free.
[12:34] SYLPHID
    You invested your own money
    into buying that gim, right?
[12:37] SYLPHID
    You can't collect from it anymore.
[12:39] SYLPHID
    All that's left is bankruptcy.
[12:44] VIPER
    Bankruptcy, you say?!
[12:46] VIPER
    You think you caught me in your trap?!
    You think you tricked me?!
[12:50] VIPER
    Idiot!
[12:51] VIPER
    It hardly damaged me!
[12:54] SYLPHID
    I won't let you escape!
[13:00] SYLPHID
    Bodyguards, huh?
[13:02] SYLPHID
    Well, I bought us more than enough time.
[13:08] SYLPHID
    Tch... They're using a combination of
    magic and martial arts.
[13:10] SYLPHID
    I guess it can't be helped.
[13:12] SYLPHID
    I brought it to hand to
    Uchimura just in case, but...
[13:20] SYLPHID
    Let's take it for a test drive!
[13:29] SYLPHID
    It's a sword that utilizes the
    Rosemarin to absorb magical power.
[13:33] SYLPHID
    And that absorbed magical
    power can be reused!
[13:39] SYLPHID
    There's a slight damping in the power.
[13:41] SYLPHID
    I'll work on that next.
[13:43] SYLPHID
    Well, still...
[13:52] SYLPHID
    It's a needless weapon for me.
[13:55] VIPER {M}
    Damn it!
[13:57] VIPER {M}
    This is certainly a huge loss...
[13:58] VIPER {M}
    But I am the guild master.
[14:01] VIPER {M}
    As long as I have this position, I can
    attempt it again as much as I want!
[14:04] VIPER {M}
    The public easily heats up and cools down.
[14:07] VIPER {M}
    I just have to lie low until
    things settle down, then...
[14:10] VIPER
    I will rise once again!
[14:14] VIPER
    Huh?!
[14:20] VIPER {M}
    Uchimura?!
[14:21] VIPER {M}
    And the merchants?
[14:23] UCHIMURA
    Ah, Mr. Viper.
[14:25] UCHIMURA
    We just finished the vote.
[14:28] VIPER
    Vote?
[14:29] UCHIMURA
    As of this very moment...
[14:32] UCHIMURA
    You are no longer the guild master.
[14:34] VIPER
    What?! What are you talking about?!
[14:36] UCHIMURA
    The majority of the merchants in the guild
    have voted in favor of your dismissal.
[14:43] UCHIMURA
    Including the officers, all members of
    the Lordpent Family will be exiled.
[14:48] UCHIMURA
    Here. Here are the results of the vote.
[14:53] VIPER
    Stop messing around!
[14:54] VIPER
    There's no way I can accept this!
[14:56] VIPER
    Who was it?! Who voted for my dismissal?!
[14:59] VIPER
    I'll know right away since
     your names are on the ballots!
[15:03] VIPER
    I'll make you—
[15:04] UCHIMURA
    Don't you understand?
[15:05] VIPER
    Huh?!
[15:06] UCHIMURA
    Everyone decided to vote despite the risk...
[15:14] UCHIMURA
    After hearing what she had to say.
[15:16] VIPER
    What...
[15:22] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Ms. Neia!
[15:24] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    So this is where you are.
[15:25] (Flashback) NEIA
    Mr... Uchimura?
[15:30] (Flashback) NEIA
    Thank you... so much...
[15:33] (Flashback) NEIA
    Um, Mr. Uchimura—
[15:35] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    There isn't much time.
[15:36] (Flashback) NEIA
    What?
[15:37] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Outside, I've gathered the guild merchants.
[15:41] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Do you understand what I'm
    asking of you, Ms. Neia?
[15:44] (Flashback) NEIA
    Oh...
[15:45] (Flashback) NEIA
    Yes, please take me to them.
[15:55] (Flashback) NEIA
    These are all the injuries I've gotten
    from him... Viper Lordpent.
[16:00] (Flashback) NEIA
    He's wounded my body and my mind.
[16:04] (Flashback) NEIA
    And at this rate... he'll hurt the guild
    and this country, just as he did to me.
[16:12] (Flashback) NEIA
    Please!
[16:13] (Flashback) NEIA
    Please help us!
[16:15] (Flashback) NEIA
    We need to take back this
    guild from him, from them!
[16:21] (Flashback) MERCHANTS
    Yeah!
[16:23] VIPER
    Stop spewing nonsense!
[16:25] VIPER
    Merchants only act to benefit themselves!
[16:28] VIPER
    They don't act on sympathy!
[16:30] UCHIMURA
    But it's the truth.
[16:31] UCHIMURA
    If they're driven by self-interest, it's only
    natural that they act on their conscience, too.
[16:36] VIPER
    Neia! You understand where
    you stand, don't you?!
[16:39] VIPER
    You know what'll happen
    to your parents...
[16:41] NEIA
    Shut up!
[16:41] VIPER
    Huh?
[16:42] NEIA
    I'm not going to obey you anymore!
[16:45] NEIA
    I'll protect my father and mother!
[16:49] UCHIMURA
    You're no longer welcome to
     do business in our country.
[16:53] UCHIMURA
    You're the one who doesn't understand
    where you stand, Mr. Viper!
[17:01] VIPER
    Please... Mr. Uchimura.
[17:03] VIPER
    Surely, you understand, don't you?
[17:05] VIPER
    I took a risk, planted a seed,
    and it bore fruit.
[17:09] VIPER
    That's all. Please don't
    take it away from me.
[17:12] VIPER
    You and I are alike. Our
    thoughts. Our circumstances.
[17:15] VIPER
    I don't mind working under you for free!
[17:18] VIPER
    So please...
[17:19] VIPER {M}
    This guy is a softy...
[17:20] VIPER {M}
    I heard he forgave that Butagalian
    despite his wrongdoings.
[17:25] VIPER {M}
    Just have to pull at his heartstrings.
[17:27] VIPER
    Please!
[17:28] VIPER
    Let me atone for my sins, Mr. Uchimura!
[17:33] UCHIMURA
    You beg for atonement,
    but I hear hints of self-pity.
[17:38] UCHIMURA
    How do you plan on atoning
    with all that arrogance?
[17:42] UCHIMURA
    You've hurt many people.
[17:44] UCHIMURA
    A sin for a sin.
[17:46] UCHIMURA
    As one of the Four Elite Generals,
    I will detain you.
[17:49] VIPER
    You commoner!
[17:51] VIPER
    Getting all uppity just
    because I humbled myself!
[17:53] VIPER
    I'm different from you people!
[17:55] VIPER
    I risked everything for this position!
[17:57] VIPER
    I'll never give it up!
[17:59] VIPER
    If only you weren't here...
[18:02] VIPER
    Uchimura!
[18:09] SYLPHID
    Hm, works perfectly as
    a normal sword as well.
[18:11] SYLPHID
    Go me.
[18:13] SYLPHID
    I told you.
[18:15] SYLPHID
    Between Uchimura and you, he's
    on a whole different level.
[18:18] SYLPHID
    You lose, Viper.
[18:24] UCHIMURA
    After further investigation,
    you will be judged.
[18:28] VIPER
    You think you've won?
[18:31] VIPER
    It's true that I incited those fools
    into raising the price of the gim.
[18:35] VIPER
    Still, I didn't lie about it!
[18:37] UCHIMURA
    What?
[18:40] VIPER
    Everything is going to end!
[18:42] VIPER
    Oh, it's coming to this country as well!
[18:44] VIPER
    The calamity!
[18:48] SYLPHID
    Take him away.
[18:49] SOLDIER
    Yes, ma'am!
[18:50] VIPER
    It's the end! The end!
[18:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    The calamity... is coming...?
[18:54] NEIA
    Um... Mr. Uchimura.
[18:56] NEIA
    I'm truly sorry for betraying your trust.
[18:59] NEIA
    Please, give me my punishment.
[19:05] UCHIMURA
    In that case, will you come to the
    castle with us right now?
[19:11] NEIA
    Huh?
[19:12] NEIA
    Me, be a secretary?
[19:14] UCHIMURA
    Yes. I'd like you to come work for me.
[19:17] NEIA
    But, I was a spy, and...
[19:19] UCHIMURA
    You'll atone for your sins by working.
[19:21] UCHIMURA
    You're more useful to us
    working than locked up.
[19:25] NEIA
    But...
[19:26] UCHIMURA
    ...Is just an excuse.
[19:28] UCHIMURA
    In actuality, I made a deal.
[19:30] NEIA
    A deal?
[19:31] UCHIMURA
    The guild's gim was supposed to return
    early this morning, but it arrived late.
[19:36] UCHIMURA
    The lead carriage overturning was
    the cause of the delay.
[19:39] UCHIMURA
    That sealed our victory.
[19:43] UCHIMURA
    The one in charge of the
    carriage... was your father.
[19:47] NEIA
    What?
[19:48] UCHIMURA
    Your father betrayed the
    Lordpent Family for you.
[19:52] UCHIMURA
    And in exchange for cooperating
    with the investigation,
[19:56] UCHIMURA
    he asked that we take you into our custody.
[19:58] NEIA
    And that's why I'll be your secretary?
[20:00] UCHIMURA
    The guild will now have to
    be rebuilt from the ground up.
[20:05] UCHIMURA
    A lot of things will need to be done.
[20:07] UCHIMURA
    And I'd like to have as many
    talented individuals as possible.
[20:10] UCHIMURA
    You'll accept the position, won't you?
[20:13] NEIA
    Yes... Thank you so much, Mr. Uchimura!
[20:17] UCHIMURA
    Come in.
[20:18] OLULU
    Excuse my interruption.
[20:21] OLULU
    It's about the schedule for
    the guild investigation...
[20:23] UCHIMURA
    Olulu, perfect timing.
[20:26] UCHIMURA
    Let me introduce you.
[20:27] UCHIMURA
    This is Neia, our new secretary.
[20:29] OLULU
    Oh, we meet again!
[20:31] OLULU
    Once again, I am Olulu.
[20:34] NEIA
    So cool...
[20:36] NEIA
    I look forward to working
    with you, Big Sister!
[20:39] OLULU
    Big Sister?!
[20:40] NEIA
    What should I do?
[20:42] NEIA
    Please tell me anything!
[20:44] OLULU
    Um, then, first I'll show
    you around the castle,
[20:46] OLULU
    so please try to remember
    the different things.
[20:49] NEIA
    Yes, ma'am!
[20:58] MASTER
    You seem like you're in a good mood today.
[21:01] UCHIMURA
    Yes... It's really nice to see someone
    regain the sparkle in their eyes.
[21:07] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Hey, well if it isn't
    Uchimura! Long time no see!
[21:10] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    You should come drink with us over here!
[21:13] UCHIMURA
    Yeah.
[21:15] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    Listen to this, Uchimura.
[21:16] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    I started my own business.
[21:17] COLLEAGUE WOMAN B
    But it's a small company.
[21:19] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    I took over my parents' business.
[21:21] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    There's more to agriculture
    than you'd think.
[21:23] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    I'm still at the company.
[21:25] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    I stayed persistent.
[21:27] COLLEAGUE MAN C
    Now, I'm in a position where
    I can state an opinion or two.
[21:29] UCHIMURA
    Is that right?
[21:30] COLLEAGUE MAN A
    And? What are you doing, Uchimura?
[21:33] UCHIMURA
    I...
[21:36] UCHIMURA
    have a very rewarding job.
[21:38] NEIA
    Mr. Uchimura... Mr. Uchimura!
[21:41] UCHIMURA
    Oh...
[21:42] NEIA
    It seems that there is an urgent summons
    from the Demon Overlord.
[21:45] OLULU
    It looks like it's an emergency.
[21:48] UCHIMURA
    What...
[21:51] DEMON OVERLORD
    It's finally about to come...
[21:55] DEMON OVERLORD
    The calamity.
SIGN    Shirube Nai Tabi / Ryuun Nagai
[23:37] MASTER
    A sparkle in the eye is beautiful.
[23:41] MASTER
    It mustn't be completely lost...
[23:43] MASTER
    Neither hope for the future, nor...
[23:46] MASTER
    Hm... the light of the red lantern.
SIGN    Bar

Season 1

10 - Sword and Shield

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[00:01] DEMON OVERLORD
    It's finally about to arrive...
[00:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    The calamity.
[00:08] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra.
[00:09] UCHIMURA
    What is the emergency situation?
[00:13] ULMANDRA
    Do you remember the incident up north
    involving a large group of wyverns?
[00:22] ULMANDRA
    The number of wyverns
    has continued to increase,
[00:24] ULMANDRA
    affecting even the urban areas.
[00:25] ULMANDRA
    They're invading and damaging the area.
[00:28] ULMANDRA
    The Demon Overlord has declared
    this to be the calamity.
[00:30] ULMANDRA
    The entire army has been
    ordered to deal with it.
[00:34] UCHIMURA
    The calamity...
[00:36] UCHIMURA {M}
    That man also mentioned
    something like that...
[00:39] UCHIMURA
    Is that about the massive wyvern outbreak?
[00:46] ULMANDRA
    Calamities naturally occur.
[00:48] ULMANDRA
    They're just like natural disasters.
[00:50] ULMANDRA
    The only difference is that they manifest
    as beasts or monsters.
[00:55] ULMANDRA
    They're disasters with a tangible form.
[00:56] UCHIMURA
    Disasters with a tangible form....
[01:01] ULMANDRA
    This is my first time
    experiencing this, too,
[01:04] ULMANDRA
    but the past calamities seem
    to have all been tragic.
[01:06] ULMANDRA
    One time, a whole country disappeared.
[01:09] ULMANDRA
    That's why we, the Big Four, have
    been given special orders as well.
[01:13] ULMANDRA
    Sylphid is to travel to various locations
[01:15] ULMANDRA
    to investigate measures against the disaster.
[01:18] ULMANDRA
    The rest of us are to prevent and
    intercept the wyvern invasion.
[01:22] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, we're heading for the
    front line of the disaster defense.
[01:26] ULMANDRA
    Are you prepared for this?
[01:31] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura, Ms. Ulmandra!
[01:34] ULMANDRA
    I can see it now.
[01:36] UCHIMURA
    That's...
[01:38] ULMANDRA
    It's the largest fortress of the
    Demon Army, the Demon Fort.
[03:22] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura, the Demon Fort is
    composed of three citadels
[03:26] OLULU
    built near the border to prevent
    the invasion of wyverns, but...
SIGN    Calamity
SIGN    Demon Fort
SIGN    Lake
SIGN    Demon Army Territory
[03:30] ULMANDRA
    Their attacks seem to
    be focused solely on this citadel.
SIGN    Episode 10: Sword and Shield
[03:36] UCHIMURA
    Hm?
[03:37] GNOME
    Finally, you're here.
[03:39] GNOME
    You kept me waiting for too long.
[03:42] GNOME
    Welcome to the Citadel of Despair.
[03:46] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome!
[03:48] ULMANDRA
    Tch.
[03:49] GNOME
    I heard about the guild incident.
[03:51] GNOME
    You've done really well.
[03:53] GNOME
    Everyone is saying that you're the savior
    who overturned despair and brought them hope...
[03:59] GNOME
    You're going to do something
    about this one, too, right?
[04:01] GNOME
    Uchimura, our hero.
[04:02] UCHIMURA
    N-No, I'm no hero—
[04:04] ULMANDRA
    That's right, back off!
[04:06] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura isn't a hero!
[04:08] ULMANDRA
    He's vulnerable, meager, and if you
    punch him, he'd instantly die, weak!
[04:11] UCHIMURA
    The follow up is a negative campaign?!
[04:12] GNOME
    I wasn't asking for your opinion.
[04:14] ULMANDRA
    I have no intention of talking
    to the likes of you either.
[04:16] UCHIMURA
    N-Now, now, you two.
[04:19] GNOME
    Shh.
[04:22] DEMI-HUMAN 1
    Wyvern attack! Wyvern attack!
[04:25] GNOME
    Not again.
[04:26] GNOME
    I just told my soldiers to rest...
[04:29] GNOME
    Let's intercept them. You guys come, too.
[04:31] GNOME
    See if you can assess the situation here.
[04:35] DEMONS AND DEMI-HUMANS
    Quickly!
[04:40] LILIM
    We, the demons, shall scatter the enemy!
[04:42] URUZU
    Demi-human squad, take your positions!
[04:47] URUZU
    They're coming.
[04:51] LILIM
    Fire!
[05:02] DEMI-HUMAN 2
    Move!
[05:04] LILIM
    You weak demi-humans have no business here!
[05:06] URUZU
    You demons don't either!
    Quit disrupting our formation!
[05:10] ULMANDRA
    Jeez, you guys are confusing
    who the enemy is...
[05:27] ULMANDRA
    Behind you!
[05:47] GNOME
    Demi-human squad, avoid close
    combat and aim for the eyes!
[05:51] ULMANDRA
    Demons, lure them in and then strike!
[06:01] ULMANDRA
    Demon squad, follow me!
[06:03] ULMANDRA
    Finish them off with one strike!
[06:21] OLULU
    Quickly, we must treat the wounded!
[06:23] NEIA
    Yes, Big Sister!
[06:24] ULMANDRA
    Phew... We worked too hard today.
[06:27] ULMANDRA
    I can't stand it. I'm starving.
[06:38] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome!
[06:39] UCHIMURA
    So, this is where you are. It's time to eat.
[06:41] GNOME
    I'll eat later.
[06:43] GNOME
    Besides, I don't eat as
    much as the demons do...
[06:46] GNOME
    Still, you...
[06:48] GNOME
    You really are useless on the battlefield.
[06:51] UCHIMURA
    Well, I am a non-combatant...
[06:53] GNOME
    Then we'll have you perform other duties.
[06:56] GNOME
    Uchimura, give it to me straight.
[06:59] GNOME
    What do you think of this fortress?
[07:01] UCHIMURA
    What do I think? Huh...
[07:04] UCHIMURA
    If this fortress remains this way...
[07:07] UCHIMURA
    It will fall. Possibly in the next few days.
[07:12] GNOME
    Could you explain it to me in detail?
[07:14] UCHIMURA
    This fortress houses both
    demons and demi-humans.
[07:18] UCHIMURA
    We're in the midst of a crisis, taking
    emergency measures to handle this disaster.
[07:22] UCHIMURA
    However, we're going to fall, not
    because of an enemy assault,
[07:26] UCHIMURA
    but because of the infighting
    between the demons and demi-humans.
[07:31] UCHIMURA
    There are three reasons.
[07:34] UCHIMURA
    The first one is strategy.
[07:36] UCHIMURA
    The demons individually
    have high combat power
[07:38] UCHIMURA
    but struggle with group organized warfare.
[07:41] UCHIMURA
    On the other hand, the demi-humans are weaker
[07:43] UCHIMURA
    but do well in group organized battles.
[07:46] UCHIMURA
    Right now, the two groups have fatally
    mismatched battle strategies.
[07:50] UCHIMURA
    Each group fails to see
     the other's strengths
[07:53] UCHIMURA
    and is working against the other.
[07:55] UCHIMURA
    And the second is logistics.
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Bandages
SIGN    Communication
SIGN    Repair
SIGN    Clothes
SIGN    Weapons
SIGN    Food
[07:57] UCHIMURA
    A massive amount of supplies is required
    to maintain a military.
[08:00] UCHIMURA
    But we currently have insufficient
    supplies, especially rations.
[08:05] UCHIMURA
    Demons consume much
     more food than demi-humans.
[08:09] UCHIMURA
    It could be deemed necessary in order for them to
    build high physical abilities and to use magic.
[08:14] UCHIMURA
    However, because of that, the demi-humans
    are becoming more disgruntled.
[08:17] GNOME
    Just one thing to add.
[08:19] GNOME
    My subordinates are aware that
    demons are big eaters.
[08:23] GNOME
    However, with the continuous defensive
    battles at this fortress,
[08:27] GNOME
    more food is being consumed than usual.
[08:30] GNOME
    Thus along with the prolonged tension,
[08:33] GNOME
    one can become easily agitated
    with the slightest things.
[08:36] UCHIMURA
    Moving on to the third
    and most important reason:
[08:40] UCHIMURA
    the feud between the two factions.
[08:42] UCHIMURA
    This mentally challenging problem
    is the most serious one,
[08:45] UCHIMURA
    and one that stemmed from a long-standing
    rivalry between the demons and demi-humans.
[08:49] DEMON {overlap}
    Wha? It's always you guys!
[08:50] UCHIMURA
    There is this big gap between
    demons and demi-humans
[08:52] DEMI-HUMANS {overlap}
    Jeez, you, too!
[08:53] UCHIMURA
    due to their cultural
    differences and abilities.
[08:55] UCHIMURA
    Here, we're on the battlefield.
[08:57] UCHIMURA
    Even if one group can compose themselves,
[08:59] UCHIMURA
    when their life is at stake, all the
    consideration and hesitation goes out the window.
[09:03] UCHIMURA
    It's said that bonds are formed
    when you often work together.
[09:07] UCHIMURA
    But it's impossible.
[09:08] UCHIMURA
    These negative emotions that
    have built up over the years
[09:10] UCHIMURA
    aren't something that can
    be easily dismissed.
[09:13] UCHIMURA
    Placing this issue on the back burner
    and forming a group tactic is suicidal.
[09:18] UCHIMURA
    We are in a very dire situation.
[09:20] UCHIMURA
    We may even end up killing each other...
[09:23] UCHIMURA
    That is my conclusion.
[09:25] GNOME
    Hm... I see. I understand well.
[09:28] GNOME
    So then, how would you solve this problem?
[09:32] GNOME
    Uchimura, as expected of you.
[09:34] GNOME
    Everything was spot on.
[09:35] GNOME
    But this is a difficult problem that I've
    noticed as well and wasn't able to solve.
[09:40] GNOME
    What would you do?
[09:42] GNOME
    That's what I want to hear.
[09:44] UCHIMURA {M}
    Anyone can point out the problem.
[09:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    The difficult part is how to
    lead them to a solution.
[09:52] UCHIMURA
    A map. Please show me
    a map of the fortress.
[09:57] GNOME
    This is the surrounding map.
[09:59] UCHIMURA
    The roads are well maintained.
[10:02] UCHIMURA
    Transporting the supplies should
    be easy as long as we have them.
[10:06] UCHIMURA
    Hm? What is this area in the back?
[10:09] GNOME
    Oh, here? It's an abandoned village.
[10:11] GNOME
    It's a poor land, and it's been
    abandoned in recent years.
[10:14] UCHIMURA
    This can work.
[10:15] GNOME
    What?
[10:17] UCHIMURA
    A plan to solve all of our problems.
[10:20] UCHIMURA
    Anyway, let's go to that abandoned village.
[10:25] UCHIMURA
    Take a look at this.
[10:26] UCHIMURA
    There are many buildings
    that can still be used.
[10:29] GNOME
    You're right.
[10:30] GNOME
    This can solve everything.
[10:32] GNOME
    This is a method we hadn't
    thought of before.
[10:35] GNOME
    If we execute your plan, we'll
    be able to counter the calamity.
[10:40] UCHIMURA
    Yes. That's if we can execute it.
[10:43] GNOME
    Hm?
[10:44] UCHIMURA
    It can't just be empty theories on a desk.
[10:47] UCHIMURA
    Demons and demi-humans.
[10:48] UCHIMURA
    It's about how to persuade and
    move the two opposing groups...
[10:54] GNOME
    The demons won't obey me after all.
[10:57] UCHIMURA
    We'll have to leave the
    demons to Ms. Ulmandra...
[11:00] UCHIMURA
    However, there's a risk that it may cause
    confusion if the command system is split.
[11:03] GNOME
    No problem.
[11:05] GNOME
    There's just the right person
    for that, isn't there?
[11:07] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[11:09] UCHIMURA
    Excuse me?
[11:14] ULMANDRA
    Hey. What are you guys planning,
    gathering up all the soldiers like this?
[11:18] GNOME
    Just watch.
[11:21] GNOME
    Listen up!
[11:22] GNOME
    Currently, the Demon Fort
    is in a critical situation.
[11:27] GNOME
    However, there is someone who
    shines a light in this adversity.
[11:34] GNOME
    Let me introduce you...
[11:36] GNOME
    to the hero, Dennosuke Uchimura!
[11:43] SOLDIERS
    Uchimura?
[11:44] SOLDIERS
    Is he the Mr. Uchimura?
[11:45] SOLDIERS
    Mr. Uchimura?
[11:46] SOLDIERS
    The strongest of the Big Four,
    rumored to be the savior...
[11:50] SOLDIERS
    So, the hero was here all along.
[11:50] URUZU
    So, he's the...
[11:51] LILIM
    Is here...
[11:55] GNOME
    Uchimura.
[12:02] DEMONS AND DEMI-HUMANS
    Yeah!
[12:10] UCHIMURA {M}
    An unintentional cheer?!
[12:12] (Flashback) GNOME
    Uchimura, you round up this fortress.
[12:15] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    That's impossible!
[12:16] (Flashback) GNOME
    Don't respond right away. Well, listen.
[12:19] (Flashback) GNOME
    Sure, there's a big gap between
    the demons and demi-humans...
[12:23] (Flashback) GNOME
    but you're neither.
[12:26] (Flashback) GNOME
    You have the achievements, the recognition,
    the topicality, deep knowledge, and insight.
[12:31] (Flashback) GNOME
    You're the only one who
    can lead these soldiers.
[12:36] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Still.
[12:38] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Won't there be backlash
    when a new leader appears?
[12:42] GNOME {M}
    Oh, he's starting to get into it.
[12:43] (Flashback) GNOME
    Don't worry, don't worry.
[12:45] (Flashback) GNOME
    All you need is to look
    the part and "produce" it.
[12:51] UCHIMURA {M}
    I was sweet-talked into
    it, but it's embarrassing!
[12:54] UCHIMURA {M}
    Middle school delusions!
[12:55] UCHIMURA {M}
    Old scars from my youth!
[12:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    But...
[12:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    If I must...
[13:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    I will fulfill this role!
[13:04] UCHIMURA
    Listen up! My strong warriors!
[13:06] UCHIMURA
    I am one of the Four Elite Generals,
    the Overseas Manager, Uchimura!
[13:11] UCHIMURA {M}
    My title is embarrassing, too!
[13:13] UCHIMURA
    This fortress is in a critical situation!
[13:15] UCHIMURA
    The calamity is approaching,
    and our defenses are lacking.
[13:18] UCHIMURA
    The cause is the feud you have
    going on between the two races!
[13:21] UCHIMURA
    You're supposed to be cooperating
    and fighting as one!
[13:23] UCHIMURA
    However, that's impossible.
[13:25] UCHIMURA
    The years of infighting!
[13:27] UCHIMURA
    The long-standing grudges!
[13:28] UCHIMURA
    It's not something that
    can easily be resolved!
[13:31] UCHIMURA
    Still, right now, a calamity
    is attacking our country!
[13:33] UCHIMURA
    I want to protect my loved ones!
[13:36] UCHIMURA
    I want to save my country!
[13:37] UCHIMURA
    If there were no infighting, I could fight!
[13:40] UCHIMURA
    This must be what everyone's thinking!
[13:42] DEMON 1
    Th-That's right!
[13:43] DEMONS AND DEMI-HUMANS
    Yeah!
[13:44] UCHIMURA
    Then I shall be the one
    to break those shackles!
[13:50] UCHIMURA
    With my plan, we could go to
     battle without fighting each other!
[13:54] UCHIMURA
    Please believe me and fight for me!
[13:56] DEMONS AND DEMI-HUMANS
    Yeah!
[13:56] DEMONS AND DEMI-HUMANS
    We'll follow you, Hero!
[13:59] DEMONS AND DEMI-HUMANS
    Uchimura! Uchimura!
[14:06] UCHIMURA
    From this point on, the demi-human and
    demon mixed unit will be disbanded!
[14:11] UCHIMURA
    You will become the "sword" and
    "shield" to counter the calamity!
[14:14] UCHIMURA
    I call this Operation Sword and Shield!
SIGN    Sword and Shield
[14:23] UCHIMURA {singing}
    The more beautiful it is, the
    more you end up hurting it.
SIGN    Bar
[14:36] UCHIMURA {M}
    I think I'll go with the
    nostalgic songs today...
[14:40] UCHIMURA {M}
    As time goes by, I, who's
    become a mere salaryman,
[14:44] UCHIMURA {M}
    wonder what I should aim for
    and where I am headed...
[14:51] MASTER
    On the house.
[15:08] GNOME
    It's here.
[15:09] URUZU
    It's the wyverns!
[15:11] GNOME
    Lock them down before they break through!
[15:13] URUZU
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:22] UCHIMURA {M}
    In Operation Sword and Shield,
[15:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    the role of the demi-humans
    is to create a diversion!
[15:26] UCHIMURA {M}
    As the shield, they will prevent enemy
    intrusion and draw their attention.
[15:29] UCHIMURA {M}
    Furthermore!
[15:34] LILIM
    It's the sound of the bell!
[15:36] ULMANDRA
    Charge!
[15:38] UCHIMURA {M}
    As the Sword to strike down the enemy, the
    demons will wait at the abandoned village.
[15:42] UCHIMURA {M}
    Faster than a swift horse, they can
    quickly reach the fortress!
[15:47] GNOME
    Cease fire!
[15:49] ULMANDRA
    If it's close combat, they
    are no match for us.
[15:53] ULMANDRA
    Attack!
[16:01] GNOME
    Don't let a single one escape!
[16:10] UCHIMURA {M}
    The purpose of this operation is to create a
    division of labor between the demons and demi-humans.
[16:15] UCHIMURA {M}
    The demi-humans, who work well
    in organized group warfare.
[16:17] UCHIMURA {M}
    The demons, who take pride in their
    high mobility and offensive power.
[16:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    By clearly separating the
    roles of both factions,
[16:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    it reduces conflict and minimizes the
    hassle of coordinating.
[16:27] UCHIMURA {M}
    As a result, there's an
    increase in combat power!
[16:29] DEMI-HUMAN 1
    All wyverns defeated!
[16:31] DEMI-HUMAN 1
    No casualties or damage!
    No casualties or damage!
[16:34] LILIM
    Amazing...
[16:35] URUZU
    To think it's to this extent...
[16:36] GNOME
    It's like the struggles we've been facing
    up until now have been all lies.
[16:39] ULMANDRA
    It's all thanks to Uchimura's plan!
[16:44] SOLDIERS
    Hip hip hooray!
[17:08] ULMANDRA
    He sure managed to think up quite an idea,
    making the abandoned village a base for demons.
[17:12] OLULU
    According to Mr. Uchimura, it seems there's
    more use to the base than just that.
[17:17] NEIA
    He mentioned meeting with Ms. Gnome
    right now to discuss that matter.
[17:22] ULMANDRA
    What?!
[17:24] NEIA
    Oh, of course, he also mentioned wanting
    you to join them later, Ms. Ulmandra.
[17:28] OLULU
    If you don't properly wash up before going,
    Mr. Uchimura is going to be disgusted with you.
[17:36] UCHIMURA
    Another key point of this operation is
    to resolve any dead stock we may have.
[17:40] GNOME
    I'm not familiar with the term.
[17:42] UCHIMURA
    It refers to
    any inventory and unsold goods.
[17:45] UCHIMURA
    Here, we're talking about
    inefficient resource use.
[17:48] UCHIMURA
    Until now, the Demon Army has been supplying
[17:50] UCHIMURA
    the same amount of supplies
    to each citadel.
[17:52] UCHIMURA
    But due to the difference in the
    number of battles
[17:55] UCHIMURA
    at each location,
    this will lead to discrepancies.
[17:57] UCHIMURA
    Instead we'll gather
    all the supplies at the base,
[17:59] UCHIMURA
    then distribute the proper amounts.
[18:01] UCHIMURA
    Not only that, since all the demons
    are stationed at the base,
[18:04] UCHIMURA
    we can monitor their food
    consumption closely.
[18:07] UCHIMURA
    We can effectively utilize the resources while
     preventing conflicts with the demi-humans.
SIGN    Sword and Shield
[18:12] UCHIMURA
    That's essentially what
    Operation Sword and Shield is.
[18:15] GNOME
    Impressive, Uchimura.
[18:17] GNOME
    No, Hero Dennosuke Uchimura.
[18:20] UCHIMURA
    Huh, oh, could you please stop that.
[18:25] ULMANDRA
    You guys look like you're having fun.
[18:27] UCHIMURA
    Ah! Ms. Ulmandra?
[18:29] GNOME
    Hmph...
[18:30] ULMANDRA
    Don't get all mushy just because she
    praised you a little, Uchimura!
[18:34] UCHIMURA {M}
    F-For some reason she's angry?!
[18:35] ULMANDRA
    Hmph, well whatever.
[18:37] ULMANDRA
    It seems like we're sending home the
    soldiers, starting with the women?
[18:40] GNOME
    The immediate crisis has passed, so it's
    important to rest up whenever you can.
[18:45] GNOME
    You have a problem with that?
[18:46] ULMANDRA
    Not really.
[18:47] ULMANDRA
    I was just told to head back
    to the Demon Overlord's castle
[18:50] ULMANDRA
    to report on the situation,
    so I was just asking.
[18:54] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, a brief farewell for now, but
    before that let me give you my thanks.
[18:59] ULMANDRA
    You're the one who saved us here.
[19:02] ULMANDRA
    Hearing your speech moved me, too.
[19:05] ULMANDRA
    You're right. This isn't the time
    to be fighting amongst ourselves.
[19:11] GNOME
    For once, we agree.
[19:14] NEIA
    Everyone, I've brought you some food!
[19:17] OLULU
    It's grilled wyvern!
[19:19] ULMANDRA
    Oh, it's here. It's here.
[19:21] GNOME
    No thanks.
[19:22] ULMANDRA
    Aw, come on. Don't hold back.
[19:24] GNOME
    W-What...
[19:28] UCHIMURA {M}
    The plan certainly is going well.
[19:32] UCHIMURA {M}
    So far... But...
[19:35] UCHIMURA
    Well, there's no time to be resting.
[19:39] UCHIMURA {M}
    This operation still has a fatal weakness.
[19:49] UCHIMURA {M}
    Why are the wyvern attacks all
    concentrated on a single location?
[19:54] UCHIMURA {M}
    If only we knew the answer to that...
[19:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    There has to be some kind
    of reason why... something.
[20:08] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura!
[20:10] NEIA
    There's trouble!
[20:11] UCHIMURA
    What?! What happened?!
[20:13] OLULU
    W-Well, you see...
[20:16] OLULU
    The wyverns simultaneously
    attacked two other fortresses!
[20:21] UCHIMURA {M}
    Their behavior changed?!
[20:22] UCHIMURA {M}
    And when we've
    just sent some soldiers home?!
[20:26] NEIA
    Many wyverns have invaded the country
[20:27] NEIA
    and are headed for the
    Demon Overlord's castle.
[20:29] OLULU
    Ms. Ulmandra is fighting
    against them all by herself!
[20:55] ULMANDRA
    All right...
[21:00] ULMANDRA
    I'll also show you my full strength!
[21:11] ULMANDRA {M}
    Uchimura, you're not a
    vulnerable, meager, weakling...
[21:15] ULMANDRA {M}
    You're a hero. I'll also...
[21:44] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra!
[21:51] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura... How's that...
[21:54] ULMANDRA
    I did it... too...
[21:58] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra!
[22:01] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra!
SIGN    Mou Ichido Yoru Wo Tomete / Kenjirou Sakiya
[23:35] MASTER
    What is a hero...?
[23:39] MASTER
    Hero... Leader... Charisma...
[23:44] MASTER
    Oh!
[23:46] MASTER
    I think there was still some roe left!

Season 1

11 - A Battle Without Heroes.

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[00:04] NEIA
    Mr. Uchimura.
[00:07] UCHIMURA
    Is Ms. Ulmandra...?
[00:08] NEIA
    There's no need to worry.
[00:10] NEIA
    She wasn't severely wounded,
[00:13] NEIA
    but she did use up a lot of her magic power.
[00:16] NEIA
    She'll need time to recover.
[00:18] UCHIMURA
    I see. Thanks...
[00:20] UCHIMURA
    Neia, your knowledge in
    nursing has really helped us.
[00:24] NEIA
    It's nothing.
[00:24] UCHIMURA
    If I had known it would
    turn out this way,
[00:26] UCHIMURA
    I wouldn't have sent her home early...
[00:29] ULMANDRA
    U... chi... mu... ra...
[00:33] ULMANDRA
    I'm... tellin'... you...
    eat... more... meat...
[00:37] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra...
[00:40] UCHIMURA
    Thank you so much.
[00:41] UCHIMURA
    Thanks to you, the Demon
    Overlord's castle is safe.
[00:44] UCHIMURA
    But we don't know when the
    wyverns will attack again.
[00:48] UCHIMURA
    Time is limited.
[00:50] UCHIMURA
    From here on, it's my job.
[02:31] OLULU
    According to the information we
    received from Ms. Sylphid,
SIGN    Episode 11:
    A Battle Without Heroes
[02:34] OLULU
    it seems the wyverns are staying near
    the lake after attacking the north.
[02:39] OLULU
    The Rabito Tribe's village and
    Popon Town were attacked...
[02:43] OLULU
    And...
[02:44] UCHIMURA
    Don't tell me the ogre village, too?!
[02:46] OLULU
    Yes.
[02:48] OLULU
    Those who were guarding the village were
     suddenly attacked and nearly captured...
[02:56] OLULU
    Several of my close girl friends were
     among the injured soldiers, and...
[03:01] UCHIMURA
    That must be concerning.
[03:03] OLULU
    Yes.
[03:05] UCHIMURA
    Return home for them.
[03:06] OLULU
    What?!
[03:07] UCHIMURA
    If you leave right now, the chances
    of getting attacked are pretty low.
[03:11] UCHIMURA
    Of course, we'll make sure that you have
    enough guards with you just in case.
[03:14] OLULU
    Um... but the wyvern investigations...
[03:17] UCHIMURA
    We'll be fine! Leave it to me.
[03:28] UCHIMURA {M}
    If we could only predict the
    wyvern's behavior,
[03:31] UCHIMURA {M}
    we should be able to
    sufficiently fight back...
[03:34] UCHIMURA {M}
    But can I truly pull that off?
[03:37] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ms. Ulmandra and Olulu
    are out of the fight.
[03:40] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ms. Gnome is defending the fortress...
[03:43] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ms. Sylphid is surveying the field.
[03:45] UCHIMURA
    I'll just have to manage
    it all by myself somehow...
[03:50] UCHIMURA {M}
    Ah, it's karma for staying up this long.
[03:53] UCHIMURA {M}
    But this isn't the time to be resting.
[03:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    Everyone is giving their best!
[03:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    I need to get to work, too...
[04:02] UCHIMURA {M}
    Even if I were to fall!
[04:10] UCHIMURA
    There has to be some sort of logic
    behind the wyvern's attacks...
[04:15] UCHIMURA
    It can be anything. I just
    need a little hint...
[04:18] UCHIMURA
    No, nothing is coming to me!
SIGN    Bar
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[04:24] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[04:27] UCHIMURA
    Master?
[04:29] UCHIMURA
    Master?
[04:32] UCHIMURA
    Huh...
[04:33] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[04:36] UCHIMURA
    Wha... Oh...
[04:40] UCHIMURA
    What? W-What is going on?
[04:47] DEMON OVERLORD
    What are you doing, Uchimura?
[04:49] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[04:53] UCHIMURA
    Demon... Overlord?
[04:55] UCHIMURA
    What?! D-Demon Overlord...
[04:57] UCHIMURA
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[04:59] UCHIMURA
    Is it all right for you to
    be away from your throne?
[05:02] DEMON OVERLORD
    What a sight, one of the elite
    generals, Dennosuke Uchimura.
[05:08] DEMON OVERLORD
    You have lost sight of yourself...
[05:12] UCHIMURA
    M-My apologies...
[05:14] DEMON OVERLORD
    I order you, Uchimura!
[05:17] DEMON OVERLORD
    Go to sleep!
[05:19] UCHIMURA
    Sleep?
[05:20] UCHIMURA
    Forgive me for speaking out of line,
    but this is a crucial moment!
[05:24] UCHIMURA
    If we don't come up with a plan,
    there will be many casualties.
[05:27] DEMON OVERLORD
    So then, you will devise a
    plan while sleep-deprived,
[05:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    have the soldiers fight, and
    risk everyone's lives?
[05:35] UCHIMURA
    Wha...
[05:35] DEMON OVERLORD
    Do not stray from the path.
[05:37] DEMON OVERLORD
    Your role as a strategist is different
    from that of a mere soldier.
[05:41] DEMON OVERLORD
    The lives of many depend on your plans.
[05:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    Don't let the small things make you
     lose sight of what's important.
[05:48] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's true. If I were to hastily
    devise an incomplete plan
[05:51] UCHIMURA {M}
    because of feeling overwhelmed by the
    oncoming crisis, destruction awaits us.
[05:57] UCHIMURA
    Understood, Demon Overlord.
[06:14] UCHIMURA {M}
    Is this a dream?
[06:17] UCHIMURA {M}
    I wonder if my love for the Demon Overlord
    is advising me as a hallucination...
[06:29] UCHIMURA {M}
    Just as the Demon Overlord said, I
    feel refreshed after getting some sleep...
[06:33] UCHIMURA {M}
    In fact...
[06:38] UCHIMURA
    I'll be the one...
    to resolve this situation.
[06:43] UCHIMURA
    All that's left is to gather the evidence!
[06:53] GNOME
    You returned, Uchimura.
[06:55] UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[06:55] GNOME
    I heard about Ulmandra's situation.
[06:57] GNOME
    To be honest, the loss in
    combat power is rough.
[07:01] GNOME
    And soldiers and supplies
    are becoming scarce.
[07:04] GNOME
    If you're here regardless,
    you must have something in mind, right?
[07:09] UCHIMURA
    Of course, Ms. Gnome.
[07:11] UCHIMURA
    I've finally come up with
    a breakthrough plan!
[07:15] UCHIMURA
    My brave soldiers, you
    have fought well until now.
[07:20] UCHIMURA
    Now, we will end this battle!
[07:24] UCHIMURA
    This is our final operation
    against the calamity!
[07:27] UCHIMURA
    I call it "Last Rebellion!"
[07:36] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    I have figured out the logic
    behind the wyvern's movement.
[07:39] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    The hint is...
[07:40] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Women!
[07:42] (Flashback) GNOME
    Women?
[07:43] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Yes.
[07:43] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Yesterday, for some reason, they
    suddenly attacked two fortresses.
[07:49] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    After confirming, there was an increase and
    decrease in the number of female soldiers.
[07:55] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    The order to return home was
    first given from this fortress
[07:58] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    to all the female soldiers, correct?
[07:59] (Flashback) GNOME
    Mhm...
SIGN    Female
[08:01] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    As a result, the number of
    women here decreased.
[08:05] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Thus the other two fortresses that
    still held women were targeted.
[08:11] (Flashback) ULMANDRA
    Leave this to me!
[08:14] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Because they attacked
    Ms. Ulmandra and the others
[08:17] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    at the Demon Overlord's castle,
    as if they followed them,
[08:20] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    and due to the raid data taken
    from the ogre village and other areas,
[08:25] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    we believe that wyverns prefer women,
[08:29] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    especially those who have
    high magical powers.
[08:32] (Flashback) GNOME
    I see...
[08:34] (Flashback) GNOME
    Among the beasts, there are those
    that prefer to eat females
[08:38] (Flashback) GNOME
    because they're more nutritious...
[08:40] (Flashback) GNOME
    Certainly valid reasoning!
[08:42] (Flashback) GNOME
    And? What do you intend to do?
[08:44] UCHIMURA
    We will take advantage of the
    wyvern's innate behavior.
[08:48] UCHIMURA
    Specifically, we'll gather the
    female demons as a diversion!
[08:52] UCHIMURA
    Then we'll completely wipe out
    the lured wyverns as one unit,
[08:57] UCHIMURA
    both demi-humans and
    demons, men and women!
[09:00] UCHIMURA
    This is what Last Rebellion is!
[09:03] SOLDIERS A
    A diversion plan?
[09:04] SOLDIERS B
    We're going to be the decoys?
[09:06] SOLDIERS
    An all-out battle, huh...
[09:07] SOLDIERS
    If we fail...
[09:09] GNOME {M}
    An expected reaction...
[09:11] GNOME {M}
    A diversion plan and an all-out battle...
[09:13] GNOME {M}
    It's clear that the soldiers
    are feeling anxious about it.
[09:15] SOLDIERS A {overlap Gnome's thoughts}
    When Ms. Ulmandra isn't here?
[09:16] GNOME {M}
    Ulmandra was a huge morale
    booster for the demons,
[09:18] SOLDIERS B
    Is it going to go smoothly?
[09:19] GNOME {M}
    and her withdrawal from battle
    has a significant impact.
[09:22] GNOME {M}
    If morale is weak, even
    the best strategies will collapse.
[09:27] GNOME {M}
    This is a critical moment, Uchimura.
[09:32] UCHIMURA
    I am not the hero that
    everyone believes me to be.
[09:37] UCHIMURA
    My powers are weak,
[09:38] UCHIMURA
    and I am not one of the Four Elite
    Generals with battle strength.
[09:42] UCHIMURA
    I am not even a human of
    this world to begin with.
[09:45] UCHIMURA
    However, isn't that
    the same for everyone?
[09:50] UCHIMURA
    Demons, demi-humans, different countries,
    different tribes, different races!
[09:56] UCHIMURA
    The Demon Army is made of both
    the strong and the weak!
[10:00] UCHIMURA
    Am I wrong?
[10:01] UCHIMURA
    Right now, an unprecedented threat
    called the calamity is approaching.
[10:06] UCHIMURA
    Surely, everyone had the
    same thought I did:
[10:10] UCHIMURA
    "A hero will come and save us!"
[10:13] UCHIMURA
    But that's not it!
[10:14] UCHIMURA
    There are no heroes in this country!
[10:16] UCHIMURA
    There's no convenient hero who
    can overturn despair alone!
[10:20] UCHIMURA
    However, we are here!
[10:23] UCHIMURA
    We are not heroes, but we are here!
[10:25] UCHIMURA
    There are people who love and want to protect
[10:29] UCHIMURA
    this country, this town, this
    village, their families!
[10:33] UCHIMURA
    We won't lose! We can't afford to lose!
[10:35] UCHIMURA
    That feeling must surely
    be stronger than anyone else's!
[10:39] UCHIMURA
    Now, let's fight!
[10:40] UCHIMURA
    No matter what threats, what crisis,
    or what despair there may be,
[10:45] UCHIMURA
    there should be no reason not to fight!
[10:48] UCHIMURA
    In order to win, I have devised a plan!
[10:50] UCHIMURA
    Therefore, there is only one thing to do!
[10:53] UCHIMURA
    Claim victory! Claim victory with our hands!
[10:56] UCHIMURA
    Let's claim it together!
[10:58] UCHIMURA
    Follow me!
[11:00] CROWD
    Yeah!
[11:07] GNOME
    That was a great performance.
[11:12] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome.
[11:13] UCHIMURA
    What should we do if we fail?
[11:15] GNOME
    You're going to ask that now?
[11:17] UCHIMURA
    This operation involves the
    lives of hundreds of people.
[11:21] UCHIMURA
    Failure is not an option. Ever.
[11:24] UCHIMURA
    There is no lie in what I told everyone.
[11:27] UCHIMURA
    But... But...
[11:30] UCHIMURA
    If you asked me if I'm
    worried, I'm worried.
[11:32] UCHIMURA
    I can't help but feel anxious.
[11:36] GNOME
    You hopeless man.
[11:44] GNOME
    Whenever I was worried... my
    mother often did this for me.
[11:49] GNOME
    Do you feel a little relieved?
[11:51] UCHIMURA
    Y-Yes...
[11:53] GNOME
    Uchimura, you are essential
    to the Demon Army.
[11:56] GNOME
    You cannot break.
[11:59] GNOME
    Besides, you have friends.
[12:02] GNOME
    Rely on them.
[12:04] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome...
[12:07] GNOME
    What are you doing?
[12:09] GNOME
    Let's go issue formation orders!
[12:11] UCHIMURA
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[12:16] UCHIMURA
    All right!
[12:29] DEMI-HUMAN SOLDIER A
    Visual confirmation. Wyvern approaching!
[12:34] UCHIMURA
    Operation Last Rebellion, begin!
[12:35] URUZU
    All right, fire away!
[12:46] UCHIMURA
    As expected, the wyverns just passed by us.
[12:48] UCHIMURA
    That's because their favorite
    food is just ahead.
[12:53] UCHIMURA {M}
    First, the demi-humans defend the fortress!
[12:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    The demons are deliberately
    positioned in the rear.
[12:58] UCHIMURA {M}
    The female demons are gathered in a circle,
[13:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    and the male demons are arranged
    to tightly surround them.
[13:04] UCHIMURA {M}
    The wyverns that are drawn
    to the women are then...
[13:06] LILIM
    Now!
[13:10] UCHIMURA {M}
    Subjected to a barrage of fire.
[13:14] UCHIMURA
    However...
[13:15] UCHIMURA
    Their numbers are...
[13:24] MALE DEMON A
    They're coming from over there, too!
[13:26] MALE DEMON B
    This is impossible!
[13:37] UCHIMURA
    On the right side! Attack the right side!
[13:43] UCHIMURA {M}
    We successfully lured them.
[13:45] UCHIMURA {M}
    Now it's a bloodbath!
[13:47] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's a battle with no end in sight.
[13:50] UCHIMURA {M}
    What we need is control.
[13:52] UCHIMURA {M}
    To constantly observe and
    manipulate the battlefield.
[13:56] UCHIMURA
    Second group approaching from the front!
[13:59] UCHIMURA
    Left! Attack the left side!
[14:02] UCHIMURA
    I will do whatever I can do!
[14:07] UCHIMURA
    Even if I'm weak...
[14:11] UCHIMURA
    I will continue to stand on the battlefield!
[14:13] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much, Ms. Sylphid!
[14:24] GNOME
    Did we annihilate them?
[14:26] GNOME
    What's going on up there?
[14:35] UCHIMURA
    The wyverns stopped coming...
[14:43] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[14:54] UCHIMURA
    That's...
[15:12] UCHIMURA
    Not good. Not good. Not good.
    Not good. Not good. Not good.
[15:22] UCHIMURA
    What is that, a monster?
[15:27] UCHIMURA
    What should we do... What should we do?!
[15:30] UCHIMURA
    First, we need to let the
    demi-humans escape...
[15:42] UCHIMURA {M}
    Not good! Not good. Not good.
[15:44] UCHIMURA {M}
    Not good. Not good. Not good.
    Not good. Not good.
[15:55] ULMANDRA
    Kept you waitin', huh, Uchimura?
[15:58] UCHIMURA
    Huh?! Ms. Ulmandra?!
[16:00] ULMANDRA
    Hehehe, go me.
[16:03] ULMANDRA
    I heard you and everyone were in danger,
[16:06] ULMANDRA
    and I couldn't sleep, so I hurried on over.
[16:09] UCHIMURA
    Thank you very much, Ms. Ulmandra!
[16:12] ULMANDRA
    Oh, wait on the thanks and stuff...
[16:14] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra!
[16:15] UCHIMURA
    Behind you, behind you!
[16:17] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra!
[16:20] ULMANDRA {M}
    Not good. My body is shaking...
[16:23] ULMANDRA {M}
    I managed to sound
    tough in front of Uchimura,
[16:26] ULMANDRA {M}
    but there's no strength or
    magical power left in me.
[16:32] ULMANDRA {M}
    Uchimura taught me how
    to think efficiently...
[16:36] ULMANDRA
    I'll draw out the maximum effect
    with my limited magical power.
[16:39] ULMANDRA
    I'll show you my new special move right now!
[16:42] ULMANDRA
    Flash Fang!
[16:51] GNOME
    I won't let you take all the credit!
[16:57] SYLPHID
    After hearing a speech like that,
    who wouldn't rush over to help?!
[17:01] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid! Ms. Gnome!
[17:05] GNOME
    The superb Four Elite
    Generals have assembled.
[17:13] ULMANDRA
    This is the finishing...
[17:14] GNOME
    Blow!
[17:36] UCHIMURA
    Did... we... do it?
[17:39] GNOME
    So it seems.
[17:41] ULMANDRA
    Of course!
[17:42] UCHIMURA
    Oh... Oh! Hey!
[17:44] UCHIMURA
    A-Are you all right?
[17:46] ULMANDRA
    Not really. I was kinda at my limit.
[17:49] SYLPHID
    You should have just stayed in bed...
[17:51] ULMANDRA
    Uchimura, quickly ring the bell of victory!
[17:56] UCHIMURA {M}
    Is it really over?
[17:59] UCHIMURA {M}
    This was a calamity capable of
    wiping out an entire country?
[18:03] UCHIMURA {M}
    Come to think of it, the wyverns
[18:05] UCHIMURA {M}
    were carrying away their prey, rather
    than immediately consuming it.
[18:08] UCHIMURA {M}
    Like a worker ant, carrying
    their nutritious female food...
[18:13] UCHIMURA {M}
    Then... who are they carrying the food to?
[18:16] UCHIMURA {M}
    What is out there?
[18:19] UCHIMURA {M}
    What is a calamity?
[18:24] UCHIMURA
    Ah! What's going on?
[18:25] SYLPHID
    An earthquake?!
[18:26] GNOME
    L-Look! The mountain...
[18:28] GNOME
    It's moving...?!
[18:54] UCHIMURA
    A tangible... disaster... The calamity.
[19:07] UCHIMURA
    This isn't something
    people can go up against.
[19:17] DEMON OVERLORD
    From here on, it is my responsibility.
[19:22] DEMON OVERLORD
    If it is a calamity that is
    beyond human understanding,
[19:25] DEMON OVERLORD
    then let us face it with
    the appropriate power.
[19:29] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord!
[19:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    The Four Elite Generals
    have done their duty.
[19:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    From here on... it'll be a one-on-one
    battle between the calamity and the king!
[19:55] UCHIMURA
    He blocked it?!
[19:56] ULMANDRA
    That's not all...
[19:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    Conceptual magic... Concrete development.
[20:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    Construct conceptual ritual!
[20:07] DEMON OVERLORD
    Fall, Mega Death!
[20:19] DEMON OVERLORD
    You're going to endure it, I see.
[20:21] DEMON OVERLORD
    Then...
[20:22] DEMON OVERLORD
    Conceptual ritual, recommence!
[20:35] DEMON OVERLORD
    Perish, Giga Death!
[21:15] UCHIMURA
    This is... the Demon Overlord...
[21:17] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura.
[21:18] UCHIMURA
    Y-Yes, sir!
[21:20] DEMON OVERLORD
    The battle is over.
[21:22] DEMON OVERLORD
    As the commander, give the victory cry.
[21:26] UCHIMURA
    Y-Yes, sir!
[21:30] UCHIMURA
    Mission accomplished!
[21:32] UCHIMURA
    We have won!
[21:45] GNOME
    Uchimura, why don't you come
    help out the demi-human troops?
[21:49] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[21:50] GNOME
    With what's happened, I seriously want you.
[21:54] ULMANDRA
    Quit trying to get ahead!
[21:56] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[21:56] ULMANDRA
    And you too! Stop getting
    all mushy, Uchimura!
[21:59] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra... Are you the calamity?!
SIGN    Yokohama Irebun / Midori Kinouchi
[23:36] MASTER
    A koala sleeps for 22 hours a day.
[23:45] MASTER
    Hm... On painful nights,
[23:46] MASTER
    become a koala. Mumble, mumble.

Season 1

12 - How to Find Your Way of Life

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[00:01] UCHIMURA {N}
    We've concluded our defense
    against the calamity.
[00:05] UCHIMURA {N}
    We won.
[00:06] ULMANDRA {overlap}
    Hey, come over here.
[00:08] GNOME {overlap}
    Carry him out, too.
[00:08] UCHIMURA {N}
    This is nothing less than what we, the
    demi-humans, the demons, the races,
[00:12] SYLPHID {overlap}
    Bring more and more materials.
[00:12] UCHIMURA {N}
    the tribes, have won together.
[00:15] UCHIMURA {N}
    Furthermore, our achievements
    are being recognized.
[00:18] DEMON OVERLORD
    Form ranks.
[00:22] DEMON OVERLORD
    My vaunted Four Elite
    Generals of the Demon Army!
[00:28] DEMON OVERLORD
    Ulmandra, the Inferno Assailant!
[00:37] DEMON OVERLORD
    Sylphid, Archmage of Storms!
[00:44] DEMON OVERLORD
    Gnome, Earthen Bastion!
[00:54] DEMON OVERLORD
    Overseas Manager, Dennosuke Uchimura!
[00:58] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir!
[01:02] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, you've done well.
[01:11] UCHIMURA
    Th-Thank you very much.
[01:13] UCHIMURA
    I accept.
[01:24] DEMON OVERLORD
    After this, I have something
    to discuss with you.
[01:27] UCHIMURA {M}
    A direct summons.
[01:30] UCHIMURA {M}
    Is this what they call favoritism?!
[01:33] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord. Once again, I was
    highly impressed by your powers.
[01:39] UCHIMURA
    I will continue to strive to
     serve as your subordinate.
[01:45] DEMON OVERLORD
    Dear Uchimura, let me ask you one thing...
[01:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    What is a king?
[01:50] UCHIMURA
    Huh? A king, sir?
[01:53] UCHIMURA
    The one who leads the nation, the captain
    who steers the country... perhaps?
[02:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    Was my answer wrong?
[02:05] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura.
[02:07] DEMON OVERLORD
    Become the king.
[02:12] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[03:45] UCHIMURA
    What did you just say?
SIGN    Episode 12:
     How to Find Your Way of Life
[03:48] DEMON OVERLORD
    Become the king.
[03:50] DEMON OVERLORD
    You shall become the king of the new era.
[03:53] UCHIMURA
    That's impossible!
[03:54] UCHIMURA
    Me, the king?!
[03:55] UCHIMURA
    Absolutely impossible!
[03:57] UCHIMURA
    You're taking this joke too far!
[03:59] DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, you are talented.
[04:03] DEMON OVERLORD
    Up until now, you have devoted
    yourself to my many demands
[04:06] DEMON OVERLORD
    and have shown results.
[04:08] DEMON OVERLORD
    There were times when you've initiated the
    move yourself and even offered suggestions.
[04:13] DEMON OVERLORD
    However, you've never gone beyond
    the scope of the mission.
[04:16] DEMON OVERLORD
    That's it.
[04:18] UCHIMURA
    Huh?!
[04:19] DEMON OVERLORD
    As you are now, you are nothing
    more than a talented slave
[04:23] DEMON OVERLORD
    who faithfully carries
    out the assigned tasks.
[04:27] DEMON OVERLORD
    Being obedient can lead one to
    conform to those around them.
[04:31] DEMON OVERLORD
    On top of that, you have low self-esteem.
[04:34] DEMON OVERLORD
    Do not confuse humility with servility.
[04:39] DEMON OVERLORD
    What is holding you back, Uchimura?
[04:42] UCHIMURA
    I... I...
[04:49] UCHIMURA
    My apologies. May I
    please have some time?
[04:56] UCHIMURA
    "What is holding you back"...
[05:00] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    I don't think this case is something
    that can be handled alone.
[05:04] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    I think we have no choice but to either
    adjust the deadline or get more people on this...
[05:08] (Flashback) BOSS
    Hey now, you gotta be kidding me.
[05:11] (Flashback) BOSS
    Someone as capable as you
    should be fine, right?
[05:14] (Flashback) BOSS
    You graduated from a top university.
[05:15] (Flashback) BOSS
    You're an elite boy who even managed
    to get the president's award.
[05:18] UCHIMURA {N}
    I was young and ignorant, and before I knew
    it, I had earned the disdain of my boss.
[05:24] (Flashback) BOSS
    Oh? Suggestions to improve the workplace?
[05:27] (Flashback) BOSS
    That's quite ambitious of you.
[05:28] (Flashback) BOSS
    But how about you focus
    on the task at hand?
[05:32] UCHIMURA {N}
    My self-esteem has been
    continuously shattered.
[05:35] (Flashback) BOSS
    Uchimura, you don't have
    to come to the meeting.
[05:39] UCHIMURA {N}
    Again and again.
[05:44] UCHIMURA {N}
    Again and again.
[05:47] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Please. We're short on both
    manpower and equipment.
[05:53] UCHIMURA {N}
    Again and again.
[05:57] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Another transfer?!
[06:00] UCHIMURA {N}
    Again and again.
[06:02] UCHIMURA {M}
    During my time here,
    I thought I had overcome it.
[06:07] UCHIMURA {M}
    I guess the scars that have been
    etched in me have not healed yet...
[06:10] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's become my trauma, and that's
    what's holding me back.
[06:15] UCHIMURA {M}
    Someone like me could never be a
    king like the Demon Overlord...
[06:19] DEMON OVERLORD {flashback}
    Perish, Giga Death.
[06:28] UCHIMURA
    It's impossible!
[06:30] UCHIMURA
    Just thinking about it
    is making me tremble!
[06:37] DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    Uchimura.
[06:38] UCHIMURA {flashback}
    The one who leads the nation, the
    captain who steers the country... perhaps?
[06:44] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    What you're thinking is correct.
[06:47] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    But now, in this world,
    the logic is different.
[06:51] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    The defining feature of a king
    is simple—it's power.
[06:55] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    The calamity is the greatest
    disaster that threatens a nation.
[06:58] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    The one who can eliminate said calamity
    is the one who rules the country.
[07:03] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    As long as one has power,
    one can become a king.
[07:06] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    Even if they are unfit to be a leader.
[07:10] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    As a result, this has continued to
    produce tyrants and fool kings.
[07:15] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    The ones to suffer under the rule
    of those kings are the citizens.
[07:18] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD {M}
    In a sense, it brings about disaster
    greater than the calamity.
[07:22] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    My ambition is the extinction
    of the calamity
[07:26] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    and the eradication of the current kings...
[07:31] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    In order to do so...
[07:33] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Uchimura, you must become king!
[07:38] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Just dreaming of becoming a
    king is too presumptuous!
[07:43] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, your expectations
    are far too dazzling.
[07:47] (Flashback) UCHIMURA
    I only wish to serve
    by your side, my lord!
[07:52] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    That is the way of living
    you can only see now.
[07:55] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    You choose the easy path...
[07:57] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    That is also a wise choice, in
    order to protect one's life.
[08:02] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    However, a leader would
    accept the suffering.
[08:06] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    By their own will.
[08:08] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Your old wounds of the heart
    that have yet to heal.
[08:10] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    The malicious memories
    that dull your resolve.
[08:13] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Your suffering is yours alone.
[08:17] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    But I dare to ask.
[08:19] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Choose. Will you stop striving and grow old?
[08:22] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Or will you endure the pain and
    take that step forward?
[08:25] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord... I... I
    can't believe in myself.
[08:34] UCHIMURA
    If I just do the assigned
    job, I won't get hurt.
[08:38] UCHIMURA
    Dreams that are beyond my capabilities
    weigh too heavily on me.
[08:43] UCHIMURA
    Without a guarantee, I can't
    even take a single step!
[08:47] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    I will vouch for your talent as a king!
[08:51] UCHIMURA
    A coward...
[08:55] UCHIMURA
    That's what I am!
[08:57] (Flashback) DEMON OVERLORD
    Strive to become the king, Uchimura!
[08:59] UCHIMURA
    I feel pathetic!
[09:02] UCHIMURA
    What should I do?
[09:06] UCHIMURA
    Come to think of it,
    when I came to this world,
[09:09] UCHIMURA
    the Demon Overlord mentioned it.
[09:11] DEMON OVERLORD {flashback}
    Of course, if you decline the offer,
    I'll send you back to your own world.
[09:14] DEMON OVERLORD {flashback}
    I have no right to force you to accept.
[09:17] UCHIMURA {M}
    It's not possible for me
    to shamelessly stay here
[09:20] UCHIMURA {M}
    when I can't even meet the
    Demon Overlord's expectations.
[09:23] UCHIMURA {M}
    I should resign from the Big Four
[09:24] UCHIMURA {M}
    and go back to being a worthless
    salaryman in my original world.
[09:30] NEIA
    Big Sister...
[09:32] NEIA
    What is Mr. Uchimura doing?
[09:39] UCHIMURA
    All right. This should do as
    a takeover manual for Olulu.
[09:43] UCHIMURA
    All that's left is to file the necessary
    documents for each case.
[09:54] UCHIMURA
    Oh, hey! It's a letter from
    the chimozu-selling couple!
[09:58] ZUMO
    Thank you very much for
    your help the other day.
[10:01] CHIMO
    Even after that, many people
    have continued their patronage.
[10:05] CHIMO
    Thanks to you, we're very prosperous.
[10:08] CHIMO/ZUMO
    We truly thank you very much.
[10:12] UCHIMURA
    "We sincerely look forward
    to your next visit."
[10:16] UCHIMURA
    I wanted to eat it again, too.
[10:19] UCHIMURA
    It's just like when I was sent overseas.
[10:23] UCHIMURA
    After all, the hardest part is...
[10:28] UCHIMURA
    saying goodbye...
[10:31] NEIA
    Is Mr. Uchimura...?
[10:33] OLULU
    We must tell Ms. Ulmandra!
[10:41] UCHIMURA {M}
    I would like to announce my resignation
    due to personal reasons.
SIGN    Bar
[10:49] UCHIMURA {M}
    Dennosuke Uchimura.
SIGN    Bar
SIGN    Bar
[10:56] UCHIMURA
    Once this is accepted, my role as one of
    the Four Elite Generals will be over.
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[11:10] UCHIMURA
    So much has happened.
[11:14] UCHIMURA
    It was one confusing thing after another...
[11:17] UCHIMURA
    but I had good colleagues and subordinates.
[11:19] UCHIMURA
    And above all...
[11:23] UCHIMURA
    I had the best boss.
[11:26] UCHIMURA
    It really was a great workplace.
[11:34] UCHIMURA
    It's such a great workplace and....
[11:37] UCHIMURA
    Am I really going to quit?
[11:39] UCHIMURA
    Because I'm weak?
[11:46] UCHIMURA
    Huh? Master, I didn't order this.
[11:49] MASTER
    On the house.
SIGN    Demon Overlordy
[11:53] UCHIMURA
    This, too?
[11:54] UCHIMURA
    And, this?
[11:56] UCHIMURA
    This one, too?
[11:56] UCHIMURA
    And this?
[11:57] UCHIMURA
    No matter how you look at it,
    this is way too much on the house.
[12:00] MASTER
    I'll be closing after today, so...
[12:02] UCHIMURA
    What?
[12:05] MASTER
    Now then...
[12:06] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[12:07] UCHIMURA
    W-Wait a minute.
[12:08] UCHIMURA
    This is all too sudden.
[12:09] UCHIMURA
    If this place closes, what am I going to...
[12:17] MASTER
    You no longer need this establishment.
[12:21] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[12:24] MASTER
    It's something you should
    understand yourself the most.
[12:29] UCHIMURA
    I don't need it?
[12:38] UCHIMURA
    What do you mean?
[12:42] UCHIMURA {M}
    No. I need to go around
    to say my final goodbyes.
[12:48] GNOME
    Hey, Uchimura.
[12:50] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome. I'm sorry to bother
    you so early in the morning.
[12:54] UCHIMURA
    I actually came to say...
[12:55] GNOME
    Good timing, come take a look at this.
[13:00] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[13:01] UCHIMURA
    Oh! The demi-human troops and
    the demon troops are...
[13:03] GNOME
    I discussed it with Ulmandra,
[13:05] GNOME
    and we decided to start doing joint
    training just to experiment.
[13:08] UCHIMURA
    With Ms. Ulmandra?!
[13:10] GNOME
    Yeah. The rest of our soldiers
    headed over to her and are training.
[13:15] GNOME
    We were able to win because
    of your plan to divide our roles.
[13:22] GNOME
    If we regularly train together, we can
    become even more effective in combat.
[13:27] GNOME
    As their skills improve, they'll be
    able to devise better strategies
[13:31] GNOME
    that incorporate each other's strengths.
[13:34] GNOME
    Having said that...
[13:36] GNOME
    To be honest, I don't know
    if I have what it takes
[13:39] GNOME
    to bring both the demi-humans
    and demons together.
[13:44] GNOME
    I don't know what may trigger a conflict...
[13:47] GNOME
    What if that conflict creates
    a new rift between the tribes?
[13:52] GNOME
    And if that happens, what can I do?
[13:56] GNOME
    Once I start thinking about
    it, there's no end to it.
[13:58] UCHIMURA {M}
    I didn't know she was
    thinking that far ahead...
[14:01] GNOME
    But, I also think of it this way.
[14:04] GNOME
    You can't be afraid to change.
[14:07] GNOME
    You mustn't deny your own potential.
[14:10] GNOME
    Isn't that right, Uchimura?
[14:12] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Gnome...
[14:14] GNOME
    It's all thanks to you that I
    began to think this way as well.
[14:19] GNOME
    Well, whenever Ulmandra
    and I see each other,
[14:22] GNOME
    we still get into constant arguments
    as always, but you know.
[14:27] GNOME
    That's the case, so Uchimura,
[14:29] GNOME
    I ask that you continue to coordinate with
    each of the units and with the two of us.
[14:34] UCHIMURA
    Oh, I still had something to...
[14:36] GNOME
    If you need anything, the least
    I could do is lend you my tail.
[14:39] UCHIMURA
    Oh... Uh...
[14:48] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid,
[14:51] UCHIMURA
    I have something I need
    to speak to you about...
[14:53] SYLPHID (MALE)
    Yeah. Hold on a second, Overseas.
[14:58] UCHIMURA
    What is that?
[15:00] SYLPHID (MALE)
    I started a plant breeding team for gim.
[15:06] UCHIMURA
    When did you start all this?
[15:08] SYLPHID
    I've had the idea for quite some time.
[15:11] SYLPHID
    I thought perhaps yielding more gim
[15:13] SYLPHID
    may be our best solution to
    the food shortage problem.
[15:18] UCHIMURA
    That's true...
[15:20] SYLPHID
    But I had always used an
    excuse to run away from it,
[15:23] SYLPHID
    saying it wasn't my expertise.
[15:25] SYLPHID
    I finally got around to taking that step,
[15:28] SYLPHID
    but I must say, what a bothersome
    task I've taken up.
[15:32] UCHIMURA
    Um... Ms. Sylphid, why do you...
[15:35] SYLPHID
    But even so, I want to do it.
[15:41] SYLPHID
    Confronting worthless relatives brought
    back silly memories from the past.
[15:50] SYLPHID
    But more importantly,
    it reminded me of something.
[15:55] SYLPHID
    The villagers who gave me food when
    I was starving and had collapsed.
[16:00] SYLPHID
    Even though they were poor themselves...
[16:04] SYLPHID
    That's when I realized...
[16:05] SYLPHID
    My powers are meant to be used
    for the good of the people!
[16:12] SYLPHID
    Jobs are determined by ability and aptitude,
     but a calling is decided by one's emotions.
[16:17] SYLPHID
    I thought, "What we want to do, what
    we should do, is what drives people."
[16:22] UCHIMURA
    Want to do... Should do...
[16:26] SYLPHID
    Well, it's all thanks to you that I was
    able to face myself like this, Uchimura.
[16:32] SYLPHID
    So, you should also face
    your own inner self.
[16:35] SYLPHID
    If you face your own heart,
    naturally a good answer will...
[16:39] SYLPHID
    Well, I don't need to be
    saying this to you, right?
[16:43] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Sylphid?
[16:46] SYLPHID
    Now then, I have to get back to work.
[16:49] SYLPHID
    Sorry, Overseas.
[16:51] SYLPHID
    I don't have time to waste
    lazily chatting with you.
[17:01] UCHIMURA {M}
    Face my inner self...
[17:09] UCHIMURA
    Ms. Ulmandra?
[17:15] UCHIMURA
    What?!
[17:17] UCHIMURA
    I-Is she angry...?!
[17:19] ULMANDRA
    Hahaha, must be nice having
    fun, chatting with the girls!
[17:23] ULMANDRA
    Why am I last?
[17:25] ULMANDRA
    Are you ignoring me? Do I not
    even appear on your radar? Huh?!
[17:27] UCHIMURA
    A barrage of insults?!
[17:29] UCHIMURA
    Why do you know I was talking
    to Ms. Gnome and Ms. Sylphid?!
[17:33] ULMANDRA
    Huh?!
[17:34] UCHIMURA
    Jeez, of course...
[17:36] UCHIMURA
    I intended on visiting
    you, too, Ms. Ulmandra.
[17:39] ULMANDRA
    What is it?
[17:40] ULMANDRA
    If you have something to
    say, spit it all out.
[17:43] UCHIMURA
    Y-You see... I was told by the Demon
    Overlord to strive to be the king, and...
[17:51] UCHIMURA
    I got so confused, and...
[17:55] UCHIMURA
    I'm so pathetic, aren't I?
    Dragging my feet like this...
[18:11] ULMANDRA
    You finally showed your weakness.
[18:15] ULMANDRA
    You don't show your weakness enough.
[18:17] ULMANDRA
    That's your problem.
[18:19] ULMANDRA
    As one of the Big Four,
     you're handling everything.
[18:22] ULMANDRA
    You've accomplished so much that you
    forgot the most important thing.
[18:26] UCHIMURA
    The most important thing?
[18:35] ULMANDRA
    Ulmandra, the Inferno Assailant!
[18:38] UCHIMURA
    Overseas Manager, Dennosuke Uchimura!
[18:43] ULMANDRA
    Rely on me more. We're friends, aren't we?
[18:48] ULMANDRA
    Even if the world is disappointed
    in you, I'll stay by your side.
[18:54] ULMANDRA
    Um... So, have confidence in yourself!
[18:56] ULMANDRA
    Aim to be the king, or demon
    overlord, or whatever!
[19:03] UCHIMURA
    Why?
[19:04] ULMANDRA
    Huh?!
[19:08] UCHIMURA
    Why is everyone so kind?
[19:11] ULMANDRA
    Wait, what?
[19:12] UCHIMURA
    Thank you so much, Ms. Ulmandra...
[19:16] ULMANDRA
    Quit crying! Hey! Uchimura?!
[19:20] VOICE {background while the following people talk. Flashback quotes}
    Tch, you should have just kept your
    mouth shut and done as you're told.
[19:23] GNOME
    Uchimura, you mustn't break.
[19:26] VOICE {background while the following people talk. Flashback quotes}
    Thanks for the hard work.
    I'll take it from here.
[19:26] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura.
[19:29] ZUMO
    Mr. Uchimura.
[19:29] VOICE {background while the following people talk. Flashback quotes}
    Well, keep doing your best, elite boy.
[19:30] CHIMO
    Mr. Uchimura.
[19:33] SYLPHID
    You have to face yourself, Uchimura.
[19:36] BUTAGALIAN
    Mr. Uchimura.
[19:39] NEIA
    Mr. Uchimura.
[19:41] ULMANDRA
    We're friends, aren't we?
[20:04] UCHIMURA
    I apologize for my late reply.
[20:07] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, your presence
    is so big and far too great.
[20:12] UCHIMURA
    I still feel very hesitant to imagine
    myself becoming the king.
[20:18] UCHIMURA
    However, my colleagues are pushing forward
    and standing up to new challenges as well.
[20:25] UCHIMURA
    From each and every one's actions and
    thoughts, it made me realize something.
[20:31] UCHIMURA
    That one should never deny
    oneself and create limitations.
[20:36] UCHIMURA
    And when I gazed into my heart,
[20:39] UCHIMURA
    I was acknowledged by you, Demon Overlord...
[20:42] UCHIMURA
    I sincerely felt happy about that.
[20:46] UCHIMURA
    Besides anxiousness, I felt that
    I want to meet your expectations
[20:52] UCHIMURA
    and truly give it a try.
[20:55] UCHIMURA
    That said, it's clear that it's nearly
    impossible to become a powerful king like you.
[21:01] UCHIMURA
    It is very obvious that I, for one, cannot.
[21:03] UCHIMURA
    Therefore, I want to seek a
    new way of becoming a king.
[21:07] DEMON OVERLORD
    A new way?
[21:09] UCHIMURA
    Yes! A new type of king, who does
    not use power to stand on top.
[21:13] DEMON OVERLORD
    Hm...
[21:15] UCHIMURA
    If that is all right by you, I will...
[21:19] UCHIMURA
    Strive to become the king!
[21:21] UCHIMURA
    No, please allow me to strive to become one!
[21:25] UCHIMURA
    I am still a fledgling.
[21:27] UCHIMURA
    Therefore, I wish to seek further
    guidance from you, Demon Overlord.
[21:32] UCHIMURA
    Not only from you. I will need
    help from all of my companions.
[21:40] UCHIMURA
    Please allow me to continue to fully
    take part in each task before me.
[21:48] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlord, sir?
[21:49] DEMON OVERLORD
    All right. That will do, Uchimura.
[21:56] DEMON OVERLORD
    For the sake of the Demon Army,
[21:58] DEMON OVERLORD
    for the sake of this world,
[21:59] DEMON OVERLORD
    let us aim for the top together.
[22:02] UCHIMURA
    Yes, sir!
[22:10] OLULU
    Mr. Uchimura, we have received an invitation
[22:13] OLULU
    to the commemorative ceremony
    from the Rampage Kingdom.
[22:16] UCHIMURA
    Thank you, Olulu. Please have
    the other attendees researched.
[22:19] UCHIMURA
    I want to communicate with
    our neighbors as much as possible.
[22:22] UCHIMURA
    Neia, let's go with this schedule
    for the southern area inspections.
[22:25] NEIA
    Yes, sir!
[22:26] UCHIMURA
    And also, about the
    pest control committee, this...
[22:28] ULMANDRA
    Hey, Uchimura!
[22:30] UCHIMURA
    Hm?
[22:30] ULMANDRA
    Let's have a toast to your future.
[22:33] ULMANDRA
    Go get your glass, too.
[22:35] UCHIMURA
    Huh?
[22:36] UCHIMURA
    Mine, too?
[22:37] ULMANDRA
    You know, the glasses that you
    bought as a pair before?
[22:43] ULMANDRA
    Oh!
[22:44] ULMANDRA
    If you're talking about that glass, after
    that, I presented it to the Demon Overlord!
[22:51] ULMANDRA
    W-What did you just say?
[23:01] DEMON OVERLORD
    To Uchimura and
    the future of this world.
[23:04] DEMON OVERLORD
    Cheers.
[23:05] UCHIMURA
    Demon Overlordy!
SIGN    Aitsumugi / Minami Kizuki
[23:36] MASTER
    The preparations are complete.
[23:39] MASTER
    As long as there are customers
    who need this store...
[23:44] MASTER
    A grand reopening.
[23:48] MASTER
    Welcome.