6 - Your Place

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SIGN    I'm such a fool...
[01:33] nagi
    I'm such a fool.
[01:37] nagi
    If seeing me naked wasn't bad enough...
[01:42] nagi
    he also dried my hair and, on top of that...
[01:47] nagi
    I k-kissed...
[01:52] nagi
    This is so embarrassing. I won't be able to look Hayate in the eye for a while.
[02:01] mari
    So, that's the lowdown, Hayate-kun.
[02:03] mari
    Do you think you could stay somewhere else for a couple of days?
[02:07] haya
    Well, it looks like that might be a good idea.
[02:10] mari
    I'm sorry about Nagi.
[02:13] haya
    No, it doesn't bother me at all...
[02:16] mari
    Anyway, I know it's not much, but here's some money to use towards accommodation for the next three days.
[02:23] haya
    Maria-san! Th-This is a million yen! A million yen!
[02:28] mari
    Please call me if you run out.
[02:30] haya
    No, no, I won't need this much!
[02:33] ---
    I mean, I could live three years in a life of luxury with this much money!
[02:37] haya
    Three years!
[02:38] mari
    Well, it'll be troublesome if you bring any of that money back, so make sure to spend all of it, okay?
[02:45] haya
    Is this really okay?
SIGN    Your Place
[02:58] haya
    But they really are rich, aren't they?
[03:02] haya
    A million just for three days... they have no sense of what things cost.
[03:05] haya
    But I have to spend it wisely!
[03:07] yuki
    Oh, if it isn't Ayasaki-kun.
[03:12] haya
    And straight away, someone who can't be trusted with money appears.
[03:18] himu
    My money sense is tingling...
[03:22] soni
    What's this? It seems that God has guided my poverty-stricken self to this place...
[03:26] haya
    Th-These guys...
[03:28] yuki
    Wow, Saeki-kun and the nun... What a coincidence!
[03:32] himu
    Not really. My money radar started beeping.
[03:36] soni
    I also heard God's voice of salvation in this area...
[03:40] yuki
    What? No way! Really?
[03:42] haya
    This is bad.
[03:43] haya
    With these guys here, that million won't even last a minute.
[03:50] haya
    I have to get away somehow, even if I have to sacrifice this as bait!
[03:58] haya
    Oh no! The wind's carrying away my coat with a hundred thousand yen in its pocket!
[04:02] himu
    Whoa!
[04:03] yuki
    A hundred thousand?!
[04:04] soni
    That was truly a divine wind!
[04:12] haya
    Wow, that worked well...
SIGN    Remaining funds:
[04:22] haya
    Man, that was an unexpected and unnecessary expense...
[04:26] haya
    I'll have to use the rest of the money sparingly!
[04:29] mafi
    Come on, come on!
[04:31] mafi
    We don't give a rat's ass about your daughter's medical bills!
[04:34] mafi
    Give us our money already!
[04:36] wife
    But if you take back the five hundred thousand yen, my daughter's life...
SIGN    Remaining funds:
[04:54] kid
    Oh no! This valuable two hundred thousand yen jar that I was meant to get for my mom...
[05:01] haya
    Mom, don't you think that was a little too difficult for a first errand?
[05:08] girl
    I've lost my wallet with all the money I was saving up by not buying comics and candy!
[05:15] man
    Damn, my father collapsed and I don't even have enough money to buy a plane ticket!
[05:23] girl
    If only we had enough money for the wedding, my mother would accept our feelings...
[05:28] dir
    If we had enough money to pay another assistant, we could finish this before the deadline.
[05:40] haya
    Why does this always happen to me?
[05:47] haya
    This sorta reminds me of that one Christmas Eve...
[05:54] haya
    But this time, it's my own fault, and Ojou-sama isn't here to save me either...
[06:05] hina
    What are you doing here, Ayasaki-kun?
[06:09] hina
    Hinagiku-san...
[06:12] hina
    You'll catch cold dressed like that if you stay out here.
[06:16] hina
    It's freezing. Wanna come over to my house?
[06:20] narr
    This is what transpired on the last snowy day of winter...
[06:28] narr
    But...
[06:30] narr
    Hayate's confusing night...
[06:33] narr
    was far from over!
[06:37] haya
    U-Um, what am I doing here?
[06:43] haya
    This is Hinagiku-san's house, and what's more, this is her bathroom...
[06:49] haya
    This is where Hinagiku-san washes her body every day!
[06:54] haya
    Idiot!
[06:58] haya
    What am I thinking?!
[07:04] hina
    Oh, you're already done with your bath?
[07:07] haya
    Yeah...
[07:09] hina
    Have you warmed up a bit now?
[07:11] haya
    Y-Yes.
[07:13] mom
    Oh, Ayasaki-kun, you're already out of the bath?
[07:16] mom
    Are my husband's clothes too big for you?
[07:19] haya
    No, they fit fine.
[07:21] mom
    Really? That's great!
[07:23] mom
    Anyway, this boy's really cute!
[07:27] hina
    What are you getting all excited about at your age?
[07:30] mom
    Is he your boyfriend?
[07:32] mom
    I'd love to have a son-in-law like him!
[07:36] hina
    I've already told you he's not my boyfriend!
[07:38] mom
    Hina-chan, can I get him to wear one of your skirts?
[07:41] mom
    I bet he'd look good in them.
[07:43] hina
    I told you not to try things like that!
[07:46] hina
    Besides, I'm sure Ayasaki-kun already has a girlfriend...
[07:52] mom
    Um, these are cat ears. Can you try them on for me?
[07:57] hina
    Jeez! Why do you have to be so embarrassing?!
[08:01] mom
    But, honey...
[08:08] hina
    I'm sorry about her.
[08:10] hina
    She gets all flustered when she meets boys like you.
[08:13] haya
    Oh, it's no problem.
[08:15] haya
    It looks like you have a nice, interesting mother.
[08:24] hina
    Yes, she's very kind.
[08:27] hina
    By the way, what were you doing out there in the snow in just a T-shirt?
[08:32] haya
    Well...
[08:35] hina
    Let me guess... you can't go home.
[08:38] hina
    Wait... really?
[08:40] haya
    I'm not able to go home for three days...
[08:44] mom
    Does that mean you're staying with us?
[08:46] mom
    It's already late and it's cold outside, so you should stay here for the night!
[08:50] hina
    You have girls his age living in this house and...
[08:55] mom
    You know you want to.
[08:56] haya
    But, is this really okay?
[08:58] mom
    Yes! Of course it's okay!
[09:03] mom
    And I have a really frilly dress that Hina-chan refuses to wear...
[09:09] hina
    I'll show you to your room.
[09:13] hina
    The room's detached from the main house. It's my sister's, but she doesn't use it anymore.
[09:17] mom
    Look, here it is.
[09:20] mom
    Hina-chan, you're so stingy...
[09:27] haya
    Wow...
[09:29] hina
    It's a bit of a mess, but my sister doesn't come home, so you can use it.
[09:34] haya
    I'm sorry to impose on you like this.
[09:38] hina
    You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
[09:40] haya
    I see...
[09:44] hina
    Anyway, there's something I want to ask you.
[09:47] haya
    Huh?
[09:47] hina
    I'll come by later.
[09:54] haya
    It's not as big as the Sanzenin mansion, but Hinagiku-san's place is still pretty huge...
[10:04] haya
    I wonder what Ojou-sama is up to right now...
[10:09] nagi
    This room feels kinda big when Hayate isn't around.
[10:14] mari
    Why don't you ask him to come back if you're lonely?
[10:18] mari
    I'm sure Hayate-kun would happily come back if you called him.
[10:22] nagi
    No, that won't do.
[10:25] nagi
    There are things you can get over in a single night and things you can't.
[10:28] nagi
    My heart won't heal in a night...
[10:34] mari
    A girl's heart is complicated when she's going through puberty. You sure don't have it easy, Hayate-kun...
[10:40] narr
    The long night is still far from over.
[10:50] haya
    352, 353, 354, 355, 356, 357, 358...
[11:00] hina
    So you do take training seriously after all.
[11:00] haya
    359, 360...
[11:04] haya
    Hinagiku-san!
[11:06] hina
    I'm coming in!
[11:10] hina
    But if you sweat that much, don't you feel all uncomfortable if you don't take a bath afterwards?
[11:16] hina
    Here you go.
[11:17] haya
    Oh, thank you.
[11:20] haya
    Wait, it looks like Hinagiku-san has just got out of the bath...
[11:24] hina
    You were studying as well. You really are dedicated.
[11:29] haya
    With the doors closed... late at night... just the two of us...
[11:33] haya
    The faint waft of her shampoo...
[11:36] haya
    Th-This is...
[11:39] hina
    Hey, you got this one wrong.
[11:41] haya
    What?
[11:43] hina
    "What"?
[11:45] hina
    Are you even listening to me?
[11:47] haya
    O-Of course I am!
[11:49] hina
    Ah, this one's wrong too.
[11:51] haya
    I've always known she was pretty, but looking at her like this, Hinagiku-san really is stunning.
[11:58] haya
    Oh no, what the hell am I thinking?
[12:03] haya
    Eeks!
[12:04] hina
    Are you going to listen to me or not?
[12:06] haya
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:09] haya
    By the way, you said you wanted to ask me something earlier.
[12:13] haya
    Wh-What was it?
[12:16] hina
    I, um...
[12:21] hina
    More importantly,
[12:23] hina
    how are you going to pass the next test if you make this many mistakes?!
[12:26] haya
    Er... Right!
[12:28] hina
    I'll check it for you, so start studying.
[12:31] haya
    Y-Yes, miss!
[12:33] hina
    For this question, first you have to...
[12:34] haya
    Um... um...
[12:38] hina
    And then, you use this equation and...
[12:40] haya
    Yes!
[12:41] hina
    What I wanted to ask...
[12:43] hina
    I wanted to ask you whether...
[12:46] hina
    the smile on that girl's face - the girl who confessed to you on Valentine's Day - did her happiness mean...
[12:52] hina
    that you're now going out with her?
[12:57] hina
    What would asking something like that achieve anyway?!
[13:00] haya
    I'm finished.
[13:03] hina
    Never mind.
[13:04] haya
    What?
[13:06] hina
    This... this is all pointless anyway.
[13:10] hina
    Good night.
[13:14] haya
    Am I that bad at schoolwork?
[13:23] hina
    Why am I getting all flustered?
[13:26] hina
    It's not like it matters to me who Ayasaki-kun is dating.
[13:31] hina
    He's not even my type and I don't feel anything like that for him anyway...
[13:37] hina
    It's only on my mind because it feels like a friend of mine has got herself a boyfriend...
[13:46] hina
    There's nothing more to it than that...
[13:52] narr
    And the person that the Student Council President was worrying over is...
[13:57] nish
    Hayate-kun...
[13:59] narr
    She may have confessed her love to him, but in the end, she just fled...
[14:03] narr
    from her stagnant reality into a strange dream world.
[14:07] nish
    Is it okay for me to do this? What about here?
[14:13] narr
    The night lazily drifts onwards.
[14:21] mom
    Hina-chan, please go wake up Ayasaki-kun.
[14:24] hina
    Gotcha!
[14:29] hina
    Hey, Ayasaki-kun...
[14:31] hina
    Time for breakfast!
[14:33] haya
    Hinagiku-san.
[14:35] hina
    Why on earth did you pull an all-nighter?
[14:38] ---
    Right...
[14:40] haya
    Because my grades...
[14:44] haya
    Thanks for the food.
[14:52] hina
    By the way, where are you going to stay tonight?
[14:54] hina
    If you have nowhere else to go, I don't mind you staying here again.
[14:57] hina
    It looks like that woman over there would like that too.
[15:04] haya
    If I'm not imposing too much...
[15:06] hina
    It's no trouble for us, but is it really all right?
[15:09] haya
    What do you mean?
[15:12] hina
    I'm obviously talking about you keeping your distance from that cute girl of yours.
[15:17] haya
    Well, it's probably best that I stay out of her hair for a while...
[15:23] haya
    I mean, she's still all embarrassed that I saw her naked...
[15:25] haya
    Plus, as a guy, it's not a good idea to be clingy...
[15:31] mari
    What's the matter, Nagi? Have you caught a cold?
[15:34] nagi
    No, my nose was just a little itchy.
[15:38] mari
    It's because you're always staying up all night.
[15:42] mari
    Oh, we have a visitor.
[15:47] mari
    Sorry for making you wait.
[15:49] yuki
    Here, this is Ayasaki-kun's coat.
[15:53] mari
    Katsura-sensei, why do you have it?
[15:56] yuki
    It's complicated, but I decided that it's wrong for a teacher to rip off a student of hers.
[16:03] mari
    Excuse me?
[16:04] wife
    Um...
[16:11] nagi
    What's with all this small change?
[16:13] mari
    Oh, it's nothing to worry about.
[16:19] mari
    The money they paid back adds up to exactly one million yen.
[16:22] mari
    That's the money I gave to Hayate-kun for accommodation yesterday.
[16:26] mari
    That means...
[16:28] mari
    Where are you staying, Hayate-kun?
[16:37] miki
    Good morning, Hina... and Hayata-kun?
[16:41] both
    Good morning.
[16:42] miki
    This is an odd turn of events. You guys are getting along well so early in the morning.
[16:47] hina
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[16:51] hina
    Listen, don't tell anyone that you're staying at my place!
[16:55] haya
    Of course I won't!
[16:57] miki
    By the way, Hayata-kun. How come you aren't in your butler outfit today?
[17:03] haya
    Well, you see, it's because I always leave my school uniform at school and...
[17:08] miki
    You didn't answer my question...
[17:12] miki
    Never mind. Here's the work I told you about yesterday, Hina.
[17:17] hina
    Oh, that thing. It's due today, isn't it?
[17:20] hina
    Okay, I'll get right on it. You two go ahead to class.
[17:24] haya
    All right.
[17:30] miki
    What's up?
[17:31] haya
    Oh, nothing. I just find it amazing...
[17:33] haya
    how she can switch to Student Council Mode in an instant.
[17:37] miki
    Of course it's amazing.
[17:39] miki
    There are only two people including Hina who have ever become Student Council President as freshmen.
[17:45] Haya
    I see.
[17:46] Haya
    That reminds me. Ojou-sama once told me...
[17:49] Haya
    about an amazing grade-skipping student who held the presidency for two consecutive terms.
[17:53] miki
    That's right. As you can see, only the most prodigious people...
[17:56] miki
    can handle the role of president here at Hakuou.
[18:03] mari
    Have I caught a cold?
[18:06] mari
    Anyway, I have to at least find out where he's staying.
[18:14] haya
    Ayasaki speaking.
[18:16] mari
    Ah, Hayate-kun?
[18:17] haya
    Ma-Maria-san...
[18:20] mari
    I just wanted to ask you something.
[18:23] haya
    What should I do?
[18:24] haya
    How can I possibly explain that I've lost a million yen in a single day?
[18:30] mari
    Hayate-kun?
[18:33] haya
    Sorry, the line's breaking up!
[18:36] haya
    And class is about to start!
[18:45] mari
    This seems to be another disaster gathering speed.
[18:52] mari
    He's at school right now, so I guess I can try this plan out.
[19:07] mari
    Yes, this is perfect.
[19:10] mari
    Now I can observe Hayate-kun from the shadows.
[19:16] mari
    I haven't worn this for ages, but I think I still look pretty good in it.
[19:23] mari
    Let's face it, I was only ten when I was the Hakuou Student Council President...
[19:29] mari
    Compared to back then, I think it looks better on me now.
[19:33] mari
    Anyway, let's go infiltrate his school!
[19:41] boy
    Who's that cutie?
[19:43] boy
    Which class is that babe in?
[19:46] boy
    Have you ever seen her here before?
[19:48] boy
    Maybe she's a transfer student.
[19:49] mari
    Hm, it looks like I'm still attracting attention even though I'm wearing my school uniform...
[19:54] mari
    Wait, I've got it.
[19:57] mari
    If I use this disguise...
[20:08] mari
    Oh my...
[20:13] haya
    I used a pretty pathetic excuse to hang up on Maria-san.
[20:18] haya
    That wasn't good.
[20:21] haya
    But it's not like I can tell her I lost all that money...
[20:24] haya
    and that I'm actually staying at Hinagiku-san's house...
[20:29] haya
    Eeks!
[20:31] hina
    If you make a boring face like that, you'll end up having a boring life.
[20:36] hina
    You already have a face that looks like it attracts misfortune.
[20:41] haya
    Thank you very much.
[20:44] hina
    Drink up and snap out of it.
[20:46] hina
    Anyway, I've still got some Student Council work left to do.
[20:55] haya
    I can't just stay at her place without paying her back somehow.
[20:58] haya
    Maybe I should give Hinagiku-san a hand with her work.
[21:06] mari
    This should do the trick.
[21:08] mari
    Now, let's start the search for Hayate-kun.
[21:13] mari
    The clock tower... how nostalgic...
[21:19] mari
    I'm already here, so I might as well take a look up there.
[21:30] mari
    Hayate-kun...
[21:35] ---
    Umm...
[21:36] haya
    Um, are you going up? Which floor?
[21:41] mari
    Is it possible that he doesn't recognize me?
[21:45] haya
    For a moment, I was sure she was Maria-san,
[21:48] ---
    but Maria-san wouldn't be caught dead in a weird outfit like that.
[21:51] mari
    Top floor, please.
[21:55] haya
    It must be someone else.
[21:58] mari
    He really hasn't recognized me!
[22:00] mari
    Well, well, this certainly tickles my mischievous side...
[22:06] narr
    She was supposed to observe from a distance, but the mischievous maid has decided on a different approach.
[22:10] narr
    And it looks like something's about to happen that will send our protagonist straight into the arms of romance!
[22:18] nagi
    Hey Maria. I want some tea!
[22:23] nagi
    Maria!
[22:25] narr
    However, the heroine is completely out of the picture and her voice echoes around the mansion in solitude.
[22:31] nagi
    Maria?
[24:06] haya
    It looks like Hinagiku-san always has a lot of work to do for the Student Council.
[24:10] miki
    Hayata-kun, it looks like you're finally going to find out the truth.
[24:15] miki
    The Hakuou Gakuin Student Council is actually...
[24:17] miki
    a secret commando unit that fights evil underground organizations.
[24:20] haya
    What?
[24:21] miki
    Hina's also the avatar of Valfy, the reincarnation of Joan of Arc!
[24:25] haya
    Are you serious?!
[24:27] miki
    No, of course I'm lying.
[24:29] miki
    The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan.