5 - Heart to Heart

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[01:46] kazu
    I first saw her last year, in spring.
[01:52] kazu
    I couldn't tear my eyes away when I saw her gazing sadly upwards at the cherry trees.
[02:01] kazu
    Are you crying?
[02:04] nagi
    I-I'm not crying!
[02:07] kazu
    If you want, you can use this.
[02:10] nagi
    I thought I just told you I'm not crying. Mind your own business.
[02:16] nagi
    What's your name?
[02:18] kazu
    Kazuki... Kazuki Nishizawa.
[02:21] kazu
    And yours?
[02:22] nagi
    I'm...
[02:23] sp
    Nagi Ojou-sama!
[02:25] nagi
    Wow, they've found me already.
[02:28] nagi
    See you later then, Kazuki.
[02:30] kazu
    I haven't seen her since, but I can't get her out of...
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[02:49] Narr
    The world is not on this girl's side.
[02:53] Narr
    To this girl, the world is huge, and the things she wants are always out of reach.
[03:16] nagi
    Ouch.
[03:18] nagi
    That's why this girl's daily life is always filled with defeat and humiliation.
[03:23] nagi
    N-No! I won't give up! This doesn't mean I can't reach it!
[03:29] nagi
    So, if I can stretch a little higher, surely this time...
[03:40] haya
    Here you go,
[03:41] haya
    Ojou-sama.
[03:44] nagi
    Oh, thanks.
[03:47] haya
    You're welcome.
[03:50] nagi
    Hayate, do you want these cookies?
[03:53] haya
    Oh, I don't need...
[03:55] nagi
    Don't be shy. They look good.
[04:04] maria
    This mansion is just too large for her.
[04:08] maria
    The doors are big and heavy, and the hallways go on forever.
[04:11] maria
    With her small frame, she finds it pretty tough.
[04:14] Haya
    If that's the problem, why don't we just rebuild it on a smaller scale?
[04:17] Haya
    I reckon we should have enough money to do that.
[04:21] mari
    We could do that if she wasn't so obstinate.
[04:26] mari
    She'd say: "Living in a rebuilt house would be like living in the epitome of defeat."
[04:31] haya
    I guess she is quite obstinate...
[04:34] mari
    Because of the way she is,
[04:36] mari
    these little inferiority complexes that we normally ignore...
[04:39] mari
    pile up inside her.
[04:41] mari
    That's why she wears a miffed expression all year round.
[04:48] haya
    I see. So that's why she always looks like that.
[04:51] sp
    Excuse me!
[04:52] mari
    Yes?
[04:53] sp
    Ojou-sama has left the mansion on her own again, and well, you see, we've lost track of her...
[05:00] mari
    So, Hayate-kun...
[05:02] haya
    Got it. Please leave Ojou-sama to me.
[05:07] nagi
    Sheesh.
[05:08] nagi
    Why am I the only one who's not getting taller?
[05:11] nagi
    I mean, I make sure to drink a glass of milk every morning.
[05:14] nagi
    It's so unfair...
[05:19] nagi
    I guess there's someone else who has the same problem.
[05:28] kazu
    Wataru, you wear a miffed expression all year round. How come?
[05:33] wata
    Shut it, Kazuki.
[05:36] wata
    Unlike your sister who's constantly babbling on about "love this" and "love that"...
[05:39] wata
    life's a struggle for me!
[05:42] kazu
    Oh yeah, I hear my sister comes here a lot.
[05:44] wata
    I guess so. She only takes out boring stuff, though.
[05:50] kazu
    B-By the way, Wataru...
[05:52] kazu
    How's, um... Nagi-san doing?
[05:56] wata
    Why don't you just ask her yourself if you care so much?
[05:59] kazu
    What? I couldn't do that!
[06:02] kazu
    I bet she doesn't even remember me.
[06:05] wata
    I don't understand what you see in that brutish girl.
[06:10] kazu
    Someone like you who's all lovey-dovey with a cute maid could never understand!
[06:14] wata
    Stop making things up!
[06:16] wata
    Besides, we're talking about Saki here!
[06:17] kazu
    Yeah, she's really cute!
[06:18] saki
    He called me cute...
[06:21] nagi
    What are you two getting all heated over?
[06:23] kazu
    N-Nagi-san!
[06:25] nagi
    Come over here a sec.
[06:27] wata
    What? Don't grab my arm.
[06:34] wata
    Well? What do you want?
[06:42] nagi
    You really are short.
[06:45] wata
    Are you looking for a fight or something?!
[06:48] nagi
    No, I just wanted to confirm that you were a shorty.
[06:51] nagi
    See ya.
[06:52] wata
    What the hell?!
[06:54] wata
    That's what she's really like!
[06:55] wata
    Completely screwed-up in the head!
[06:56] wata
    What can you possibly see in her?
[06:58] kazu
    I think she's pretty cool.
[07:01] kazu
    I gotta go. I've got something to do.
[07:03] wata
    Don't do it. If you get involved with her, your life's over!
[07:09] nagi
    Even though Wataru's short too, I'm still shorter than him...
[07:14] nagi
    And it looked like he's grown a bit recently.
[07:21] nagi
    Out of curiosity, did you want something?
[07:23] nagi
    You've been following me the whole time.
[07:25] kazu
    Ah, um, well...
[07:27] nagi
    Oh, by any chance, are you...
[07:29] kazu
    Does she remember me?
[07:35] nagi
    ...one of those stalkers?
[07:36] kazu
    No! I'm just someone who's secretly following you.
[07:40] nagi
    Isn't that the definition of a stalker?
[07:43] kazu
    No, I mean...
[07:46] kazu
    What's wrong with me? I've always loved her, and now this is finally the chance I wanted and...
[07:54] kazu
    I... I...
[07:56] kazu
    Ever since that day a year ago, I've always...
[08:07] kazu
    I... I...
[08:09] nagi
    Wh-Why are you crying?!
[08:12] kazu
    I... love you!
[08:16] nagi
    What?
[08:18] nagi
    Y-You idiot!
[08:19] nagi
    Are you making fun of me?
[08:21] nagi
    This is so sudden and...
[08:24] kazu
    It's not sudden.
[08:25] kazu
    It's not sudden, because I...
[08:27] nagi
    What do you mean it's not sudden?
[08:32] kazu
    You probably don't remember, but ever since that day, I've always...
[08:37] nagi
    Besides, being confessed to in the middle of the street, in broad daylight, is so embarrassing,
[08:44] nagi
    I think I'm going to die of shame...
[08:47] kazu
    Ah! S-Sorry!
[08:53] kazu
    Oh no!
[08:54] kazu
    I got so carried away that I confessed my feelings to her...
[08:57] kazu
    And I did it with tears in my eyes...
[08:59] kazu
    I must be most awkward guy in the universe.
[09:02] nagi
    A-Anyway, being told something like that through teary eyes is a pain in the neck.
[09:06] kazu
    A p-pain in the neck!
[09:09] kazu
    N-No! I can't give up now!
[09:12] kazu
    This is the chance of a lifetime.
[09:15] nagi
    W-Well, anyway, I'm off...
[09:17] kazu
    I-I'm sorry!
[09:19] kazu
    I'd like to make it up to you!
[09:22] nagi
    Make it up to me?
[09:24] nagi
    Don't make me laugh.
[09:25] nagi
    Like you could do anything that would even remotely interest me.
[09:30] kazu
    W-Would... you like to ride the train with me?!
[09:39] nagi
    Oh, so this is what a station is!
[09:42] nagi
    I see! I've only seen them in comics, but I guess they really do exist.
[09:48] kazu
    I'm glad you're enjoying yourself so much.
[09:51] nagi
    I-I'm not enjoying myself that much!
[09:53] nagi
    I'm basically paying you lip-service and I'm actually not excited at all.
[09:58] kazu
    Sure. I'm sorry.
[09:59] nagi
    Fine. As long as you understand that.
[10:02] nagi
    Right, let's go in!
[10:04] kazu
    Ah, wait a minute!
[10:15] nagi
    Right, let's go in!
[10:20] nagi
    Kazuki, it's being mean to me!
[10:22] nagi
    The station's being mean to me!
[10:25] kazu
    I should have explained first.
[10:27] kazu
    You can't get in unless you insert your ticket.
[10:30] nagi
    I see. So that's how stations work.
[10:34] nagi
    Now, we just have to wait for the train.
[10:37] nagi
    I'm looking forward to-
[10:46] nagi
    It's impossible. I can't even guess at what point I'd have to jump on at that speed.
[10:51] kazu
    That was something called an express train. The next one is going to stop here, so don't worry.
[11:45] nagi
    Ah, that was fun!
[11:48] kazu
    I'm glad. It looks like you enjoyed yourself.
[11:50] kazu
    Seeing you happy makes me happy.
[11:54] nagi
    Oh no, what am I doing? If Hayate sees me like this, he'll think I'm cheating on him.
[12:04] kazu
    Hey, you can rent boats on that pond over there. Would you like to rent one?
[12:11] kazu
    I've never been in a boat with a girl before.
[12:15] kazu
    Today's been really fun.
[12:23] kazu
    Wasn't it fun for you?
[12:25] nagi
    No, it was.
[12:28] nagi
    I've never played with a boy my age before, so...
[12:32] kazu
    Then, we should...
[12:33] nagi
    But, it's no good.
[12:35] nagi
    You can't get any closer.
[12:37] nagi
    Because no matter how far you reach out towards me,
[12:40] nagi
    there's someone blocking you, and you won't be able to reach my heart.
[12:46] kazu
    Is that someone Wataru?
[12:50] nagi
    Do you really think I'd fall for a pipsqueak like him?!
[12:53] kazu
    Ah, if you stand up and move about like that...
[13:05] nagi
    H-Hayate?
[13:06] haya
    Oh, Ojou-sama!
[13:08] haya
    What a coincidence.
[13:09] nagi
    H-Have you been following me the whole time?
[13:12] haya
    No, of course not!
[13:13] haya
    Even if you rewind the episode,
[13:15] haya
    you'll see that I wasn't anywhere to be found!
[13:19] haya
    W-Well, have a good time.
[13:25] kazu
    Um, who was that?
[13:28] nagi
    Oh, that was Hayate.
[13:30] nagi
    My butler, Hayate Ayasaki.
[13:34] kazu
    When I looked at her face, I thought to myself:
[13:37] kazu
    Maybe that's the guy who's captured Nagi-san's heart.
[13:43] nagi
    I'm sorry for rocking the boat.
[13:45] kazu
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[13:47] nagi
    Handkerchief...
[13:48] kazu
    Huh?
[13:49] nagi
    I still have your handkerchief.
[13:52] nagi
    I'll give it back to you the next time I see you.
[13:56] kazu
    Okay.
[13:58] kazu
    But, as for giving up...
[14:04] kazu
    I'm not going to do that just yet.
SIGN    Tachibana Video Rental
[14:14] nish
    My brother's been acting weird lately.
[14:17] nish
    I wonder if something's happened.
[14:18] wata
    Even if something has, he's more sensible than you, so you shouldn't worry about him.
[14:22] nish
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[14:25] nish
    Wh-What do you mean by that, Wataru-kun?
[14:27] wata
    It means that you're an idiot all the time.
[14:30] nish
    What did you just say?!
[14:32] nish
    An idiot?
[14:33] nish
    How can you say that?
[14:34] nish
    The idiot is the idiot who calls other people idiots!
[14:37] wata
    Sure. Got it. My bad.
[14:41] wata
    So, what's Kazuki been doing that's weird?
[14:52] nish
    Just a feeling.
[14:53] wata
    You're an utter idiot.
[14:54] nish
    Hey! I just know, okay?!
[14:56] nish
    As his sister, I can kinda read his mind!
[15:00] wata
    No, you can't! You can't read it at all!
[15:03] wata
    Man, if you're that worried, I'll look into it for you.
[15:10] nagi
    Well? You don't usually come here for no reason.
[15:13] nagi
    What do you want? I don't have much time for kids.
[15:16] wata
    Well, it's nothing much...
[15:21] wata
    but did something happen between you and Kazuki the other day?
[15:23] nagi
    Of course not! Nothing happened!
[15:26] nagi
    Besides, I don't even know who you're talking about!
[15:28] wata
    Ah, I see.
[15:29] wata
    Which means something did happen after all.
[15:32] wata
    I guess I'll ask that butler-in-debt of hers...
[15:34] nagi
    And just so we're clear, don't you dare breathe a word of this to Hayate!
[15:37] wata
    Wow, she read my mind?!
[15:39] nagi
    If you talk to Hayate about this,
[15:41] nagi
    I'm going to build a video rental megastore in front of your house!
[15:44] wata
    Okay, I get it.
[15:46] wata
    W-Well, that was all I wanted to know...
[15:49] nagi
    Yeah and don't come back here for a while.
[15:52] ---
    Sheesh...
[16:00] haya
    Hm? Where did Wataru-kun go?
[16:02] nagi
    He went home.
[16:03] haya
    Ah, I see.
[16:09] nagi
    Hayate hasn't said a word about it even though he saw me out with a stranger.
[16:16] nagi
    What is he thinking?
[16:19] nagi
    If he's so calm, does that mean...
[16:21] narr
    ...that he's always considered you to be easy.
[16:26] nagi
    Th-That can't be it.
[16:28] nagi
    It's not like I cheated on him...
[16:29] nagi
    But, he could at least be a little jealous!
[16:35] haya
    Um, Ojou-sama?
[16:36] haya
    Is something the matter?
[16:38] nagi
    Shut up!
[16:39] nagi
    You're an idiot, Hayate. An idiot!
[16:42] haya
    What?
[16:44] nagi
    What's wrong with Hayate?!
[16:45] nagi
    Lately, he hasn't even regarded me as a girl.
[16:49] narr
    He never regarded you as a girl!
[16:52] nagi
    Sheesh.
[16:56] haya
    Do you think I've done something to annoy Ojou-sama again?
[17:02] mari
    You think so? Things look the same they always do.
[17:07] haya
    Well, I guess I've been getting yelled at a lot lately.
[17:10] haya
    I guess I'm not suited to this job after all.
[17:15] mari
    I don't think there are many people who can do your job better than you.
[17:19] haya
    You think so?
[17:24] mari
    Hayate-kun!
[17:25] mari
    We've got trouble!
[17:25] haya
    What's wrong?!
[17:30] mari
    How's my apple pie?
[17:34] haya
    Very... tasty.
[17:36] mari
    Then, let me give you a piece of advice.
[17:40] mari
    Don't let the small stuff get you down.
[17:43] mari
    Hayate-kun, you look cuter when you smile.
[17:46] mari
    Okay?
[17:48] haya
    Okay.
[17:50] nagi
    Hayate...
[17:52] nagi
    I don't know what you're talking about, but you haven't shown me that smile at all lately.
[17:58] saku
    I see. This must be the lull after the honeymoon.
[18:00] nagi
    Whoa, Saku! Where did you come from?!
[18:02] saku
    I come equipped with a license to appear unexpectedly.
[18:08] nagi
    So, what's this lull you mentioned?
[18:10] saku
    Well, a butler and his master are a bit like a married couple.
[18:14] saku
    In a sense, you're getting bored of each other because you're accustomed to each other.
[18:17] saku
    In other words, divorce is looming!
[18:20] nagi
    Th-Then, what should I do?!
[18:23] saku
    That's easy. You have to introduce a new stimulus!
[18:27] saku
    Show him a look he's never seen before...
[18:31] ---
    Like...
[18:40] saku
    Right, moving on to the next strategy...
[18:42] nagi
    Wait! Why did you give up just now?!
[18:44] haya
    There we go.
[18:45] haya
    You're still a young girl, so you shouldn't be dressed so immodestly.
[18:50] saku
    Whoa! The butler-in-debt! When did you appear behind me?!
[18:53] haya
    Butlers come equipped with a license to appear unexpectedly.
[18:58] saku
    You're making fun of me again!
[19:00] saku
    You stupid butler!
[19:02] haya
    Ah, Sakuya-san!
[19:05] haya
    What's wrong with Sakuya-san?
[19:07] nagi
    Who knows?
[19:08] nagi
    What a useless girl...
[19:11] nagi
    That's why I'm asking someone who's a bit more reliable...
[19:15] nagi
    Why isn't Hayate even slightly jealous?
[19:19] nagi
    I mean, it was Hayate who told me that he loved me.
[19:22] mari
    That's because you're not even on Hayate-kun's radar,
[19:27] mari
    and the whole thing was a misunderstanding anyway.
[19:29] mari
    W-Well, Hayate-kun's the type who doesn't buy the cow when he can drink the milk for free.
[19:33] nagi
    D-Did you just call me a cow?!
[19:36] mari
    I'll go get a towel, so just hang on.
[19:38] nagi
    Hey, Maria!
[19:43] mari
    Seeing as their relationship started off as a misunderstanding, it makes sense...
[19:47] mari
    that even tiny things like this will cause whirlpools of confusion...
[19:53] haya
    Maria-san.
[19:55] haya
    I've finished washing the sheets.
[19:57] mari
    Oh, Hayate-kun.
[19:59] mari
    If Hayate-kun falls in love with Nagi for some reason...
[20:03] mari
    But, I guess that's pretty unlikely.
[20:07] mari
    Oh, we have a visitor.
[20:09] mari
    Hayate-kun, I'm sorry, but could you go to the boiler cupboard and take a towel to Nagi?
[20:14] mari
    I'll attend to our visitor.
[20:16] haya
    Sure, no problem.
[20:19] nagi
    When's Maria going to come back?
[20:23] haya
    Um, how am I going to give her the towel?
[20:27] haya
    I can't just hand it directly to her. She is a girl, after all.
[20:33] nagi
    Hey, if you've got a towel, hurry up and bring it here.
[20:39] nagi
    If I stay in the hot water any longer, I'm going to get faint.
[20:43] haya
    Oh, I'm sorry! Here's the towel...
[20:54] nagi
    You idiot!
[20:55] nagi
    Why are you in here, Hayate?!
[20:58] haya
    I'm sorry!
[20:59] haya
    Maria-san asked me to bring you a towel!
[21:02] nagi
    Maria did?
[21:03] nagi
    Why? Could this be the new stimulus Saku was talking about?
[21:07] haya
    I'm so sorry.
[21:09] haya
    I'll leave the towel here.
[21:10] haya
    Excuse me!
[21:11] nagi
    W-Wait!
[21:12] haya
    Yes?
[21:13] nagi
    If my hair stays wet, it's going to get damaged.
[21:17] nagi
    At least dry my hair.
[21:25] haya
    Um, Ojou-sama?
[21:28] haya
    Are you mad at me?
[21:30] nagi
    Yes.
[21:32] nagi
    Girls are complicated and delicate beings, yet you...
[21:37] haya
    I-I'm sorry.
[21:39] nagi
    Anyway, you're pretty good at drying hair.
[21:42] haya
    Of course, I mean it's my precious Ojou-sama's hair, after all.
[21:45] nagi
    Man, I forgot what I was even mad about in the first place.
[21:51] nagi
    So for that, I'll...
[21:58] haya
    Ojou-sama?
[22:00] nagi
    That was your reward.
[22:02] nagi
    Be grateful!
[22:06] mari
    H-How did those two get into a situation like this?
[22:10] mari
    But, I suppose...
[22:22] mari
    You're a cutie-pie, Nagi.
[24:06] nagi
    Maria, what do I have to do to grow taller?
[24:08] mari
    Don't worry, you'll grow taller sooner or later.
[24:10] nagi
    That's not good enough. I need to grow taller now!
[24:12] mari
    There's always platform shoes, I guess.
[24:14] nagi
    Those don't make me grow taller, and besides, you only look a few centimeters taller with them on!
[24:17] mari
    How much taller do you want to be?
[24:18] nagi
    As tall as I can get. My goal's fifty-seven meters!
[24:21] mari
    You'd probably crush Hayate-kun with your foot if you were that tall.
[24:23] nagi
    But, that means I'd weigh five-hundred-and-fifty tons...
[24:27] mari
    The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Your Place.
[24:30] mari
    Nagi, you're just right the way you are.