# 48 - Hina Love

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)<br>
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**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make sure you keep the room bright<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and sit well away from the TV.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boyfriend?!<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Mom, why are you suddenly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bringing this up?!<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You scared me!<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, you're getting to that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;age already, right, Hina?<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought maybe you'd want to spend you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;birthday with someone that's special to you.<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's got nothing to do with anything!<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, I don't have anyone like that!<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you don't?<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, it's always been the rule that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we spend birthdays with just the family.<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it's already been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10 years since then.<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, w-wait, what are you...?<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were so little and now you've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grown into a fine young lady...<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time certainly flies.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Q-Quit it! You're embarrassing me!<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way the boys would leave<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a wonderful girl like you alone.<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**There's bound to be a wonderful <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guy out there somewhere,**<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**who'll come flying to you if <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you'd just call out to him.**<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someone who would come if I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would just call out to him...<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why does Hayate enter into the picture?!<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure, I think he's a nice guy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's not like I hate him,<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but that doesn't mean he's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;special to me or anything!<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That a humongous mansion like <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They are both a bit clueless*<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and both have a bit of the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wrong idea about each other,*<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*but they share the immensely strong, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;loving bond between servant and mistress.*<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not true!<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's totally not like that!<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zettai nante shinjinai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I don't believe in absolutes!<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fukanou nante nai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No such thing as impossible!<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The future is in the open palm of my hands<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honne o misecha make datoka<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Or a life tapping away at a calculator<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Rather than be false to myself like that<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll entrust you with the treasure map<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rakkii-sugiru tenkai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A development that's way too lucky<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kotae wa mayowanai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't hesitate to give my answer<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's easy! It's all for you<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't worry about the rumors<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rettou-kan ni doujinai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The moment to start running is right here, right now<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hina Love<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Hinagiku.<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-M-Morning!<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinagiku?<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's gotten into her?<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Could it be that I did something <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make her hate me again?!*<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, get a grip.<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the point of getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;depressed even before the exams?<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, now that you mention it, today<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the day of our finals, isn't it?<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Then what were you getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;depressed about just now?<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No, it was nothing!<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Sheesh. I got weirdly self-conscious <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because of what Mom said yesterday.**<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Hinagiku Katsura<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Th-This is...!**<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**No name on the back.**<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Who in the world could it be?**<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Someone's got quite a lot of <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nerve to send me a love letter.**<br>**[04:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**C-Could it be Hayate?**<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**No, impossible!**<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**But he did try to talk to me earlier...**<br>**[04:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I-I wonder what it says...**<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will be waiting in front of  the kendo training hall after school. Please come for sure.
<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**"I will be waiting in front of the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kendo training hall after school.**<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**"Please come for sure."**<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing, Hayate?<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eeeep<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's nothing! Nothing at all!<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The kendo training hall...**<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Could that mean the sender is Hinagiku?**<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**No, no, calm down, Hayate.**<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**There's no way such a straight up YA event**<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**would ever happen in real life!**<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Besides, have there even <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been any events so far**<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**that might have elevated my <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;relationship with Hinagiku?**<br>**[05:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Wait, maybe her strange behavior this <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;morning was the prelude to this.**<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Here you are, Miss!<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**No, no. If I fail like this, I'm <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not going to get another chance.**<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I have to focus!**<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**And thus, the hours of the final exams <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were spent on agonizing distress**<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**and wild dating game fantasies.**<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**And after school let out...**<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! That's wrong, too?!<br>**[06:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly! And after I taught<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it to you over and over, too.<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just what kind of a blockhead are you?<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, crap. What should I do?<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, should we not check answers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for my dear Hayate as well?<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No problem there! Hayate's a guy who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can do it when he puts his mind to it.<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, Hayate?<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, of course, Miss!<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But I actually couldn't focus <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much because of this thing.*<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess for starters, we'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do an intensive study group<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the guy who can't do it even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when he puts his mind to it.<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who can't do it even when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he puts his mind to it?!<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like hell I'm coming over to your place!<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aww, and here, I was thinking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of doing it at Isumi's place.<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-At Isumi's place?<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That would be fine with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me. Let us study together.<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-If you say so, Isumi. I won't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mind keeping you company.<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, sorry, but you go on<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;home without me, Hayate.<br>**[06:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right...<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I have some free time now...**<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I guess I'll at least go check it out.**<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kendo Training Hall<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Having said that, surely it's not going to <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;turn out that Hinagiku's really waiting there...**<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Uh, was there a "Tree of Legend"-ish thing**<br>**[07:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**in front of the kendo training hall?**<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Or why are there cherry blossom petals <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the air when it's only March?**<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Or like, that's not a cherry <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blossom tree to begin with...**<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I'm going to ignore all those <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;jabs that don't matter and...**<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hinagiku...<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate!<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinagiku, what are you doing here?<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What am I doing?<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just here for the kendo. Obviously!<br>**[07:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are *you* doing here, Hayate?<br>**[07:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, um, could it be...<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be...<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...that this letter is from you, after all?<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been waiting for you, Ayasaki!<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're Mystery Kendo Team Member A!<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you calling Kendo Team Member A?!<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't treat me like I'm a nameless character!<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing here, Azumamiya?<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Katsura, today, I will surely defeat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my foe, Ayasaki, right before your very eyes<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and show you what I am truly capable of!<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then could it be that *you <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\*Nwrote this letter, Azumamiya?<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So that was the punch line...*<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, Ayasaki?<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yielding already, now that you've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;found out that I'm your opponent?<br>**[08:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what is up with this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;adorable letter of challenge?!<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, a letter of challenge<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a heart mark?!<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of cannon fodder<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;character are you?!<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't call me a cannon fodder<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;character! My name is...<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know.<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You coolly declared me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your rival in Episode 15,<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you were lamely defeated instantly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by Hinagiku in Episode 16,<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and since then, you have been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;granted almost no scenes<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and in Akiba's popularity poll, you ranked<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lower than the mother of Mr. Hata,<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who handles the title lettering.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kotaro Azumamiya, correct?<br>**[08:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's right!<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More like, don't explain<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my character unnecessarily!<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate...<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be that you thought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wrote that letter?<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No, I would never!<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, please, as if I would think that.<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, you would never do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something so girly like that.<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what's that supposed to mean?<br>**[09:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean that I would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never do anything girly?<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, there wasn't really any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;deep meaning behind that...<br>**[09:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then what meaning was there?!<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I've angered you again?!<br>**[09:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like you've even<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;alienated Miss Katsura.<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Serves you right.<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind me.<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you go keep him company instead?<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hinagiku?!<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hear that, Ayasaki?!<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like Miss Katsura wants to see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me win a cool victory over you, too!<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would ask you to do so as well.<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As one butler to another.<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please serve as the Young Master's opponent.<br>**[09:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In these long 2.5 half-seasons,<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Young Master has endured<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;training from Hell!<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And he has finally discovered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the secret to defeating you!<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For Azumamiya to fight against me?<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Precisely.<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For the wimpy Little Master Azumamiya<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to challenge someone to a fight<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of his own will is rare indeed.<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To turn your back on that would make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you less of a man, would it not?<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You have a point...<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, if you were to refuse to fight,<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the bill for this shower of flower petals<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be sent to Little Master Azumamiya<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would get sent to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanzenin family instead...<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Himuro, do I still need to keep going?<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please hang in there, Little Master <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taiga. It will be over soon.<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine. I will be your opponent, Azumamiya.<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay! I'll do my best for you, Himuro!<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Most gallant of you, Ayasaki!<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A secret technique he devised <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just to defeat me...*<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What kind of technique could it be?*<br>**[10:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here goes.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He discarded his bamboo sword?! Don't <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell me he's going to fight unarmed?!*<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The secret technique that I devised...<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is it!<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My turn!<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A river!<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, what is the meaning of this?<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's obvious, isn't it?! It's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a cat's cradle competition!<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The secret that the Young Master discovered<br>**[11:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over the course of the 2.5 half-seasons...<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was that in the final analysis,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he had no chance of winning at kendo!<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such being the case, he came<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up with the ultimate strategy<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of defeating you in something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that he most excels at!<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is the Little Master Azumamiya for you.<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Truly a wimpy strategy in the extreme.<br>**[11:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just how lame of a Nobita are you?<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, Ayasaki?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Admitting defeat already?<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You leave me no choice.<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did accept your challenge, after all...<br>**[11:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Murasame Liger from "Zoids Genesis"!<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck is that?!<br>**[11:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, how can you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;make something like that?<br>**[11:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no such thing as<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the impossible for a butler.<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Why you...<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I lost...<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All my hard work, wearing through tens of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thousands of loops of yarn, has been for naught!<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just what kind of hard work was that?<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Young Master!<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nonohara...<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Allowing a single defeat to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;break your spirit is pitiful!<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I believe I taught you sternly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that if you are a man,<br>**[12:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you will keep crawling back up with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dogged resolve until you are victorious!<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right! I can't go to pieces<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just because I've lost once!<br>**[12:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you understand?<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so...<br>**[12:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I challenge you, Taiga Ohkouchi!<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is my Young Master!<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choosing and challenging an opponent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who seems to offer certain victory!<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have hit upon an excellent plan!<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Himuro!<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Interesting.<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please do not underestimate my Little<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Taiga's abilities, Nonohara.<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How does it end up like this?!<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, would it be all right if I left already?<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But they're not listening.<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That reminds me. Where did Hinagiku go?<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, really! Really! Really! I swear!<br>**[13:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did I get my hopes up that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this letter was from Hayate?!<br>**[13:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it pisses me off!<br>**[13:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like I got dumped,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I don't even like him.<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, being young is so great!<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**That is all.**<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;NOT ON DVD!<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Continuing on to the second half, leaving <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Azumamiya vs Ohkouchi fight unfinished.**<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did my best, but it was no use!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Ganbattan dakedo dame datta!)<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tarutaru monk recommended!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Tarutaru monku suishou shimasu!)<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's no use!<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can it be that *I* can't <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;focus on my studies?!<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you're in a funk, it really is best to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go out into town for a change of scene...<br>**[14:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, what do you want for your birthday?<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as you're with me, Gintan,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want anything else!<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, you're right.<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The best way to spend birthdays is to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lovey-dovey and be with that special someone.<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup, yup.<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It would suck not to have that special <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone to share your birthday with!<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sheesh! Showoffs!<br>**[14:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**It's so stupid.**<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**What does it matter if you have a <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;boyfriend or not on your birthday?**<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hinagiku!<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, what are you doing here?<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I might look<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a new study guide...<br>**[14:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Why are you suddenly apologizing?<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, I don't really know, but...<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, it seems I made you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;angry again yesterday, so...<br>**[14:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you really feel bad about it?<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then treat me to some tea.<br>**[15:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for waiting.<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please enjoy.<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The cappuccinos are delicious here.<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I wonder what's suddenly <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gotten into Hinagiku.*<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's rare to see you in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;normal clothes, Hayate.<br>**[15:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? D-Do you think so?<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, they look very good on you.<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>**[15:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, you look very cute yourself, Hinagiku.<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate, what are you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;saying all of a sudden?!<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, no, I mean, that's not it.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's your outfit. Your outfit.<br>**[15:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your *outfit*.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh...<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my outfit.<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Um, what's gotten into you, Hinagiku?<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, did you do all right on your exams?<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, don't give me that sad look.<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind all that. Let's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;forget about the bad stuff<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and go for a refreshing change of scenery!<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The neverending blue sky<br>**[16:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With a heart and mind fresh as can be<br>**[16:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you get me?<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so cute!<br>**[16:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love it! I want it!<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just watch! I'm going to get it for sure!<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh-huh...<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that flower was of an innocent color<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw! And I spent everything I had on me, too!<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making the petals sway with humming<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want that stuffed animal that badly?<br>**[16:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess you have a girly side to you, too.<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're all show, then goodbye<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the second time!<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said the same thing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at school yesterday, too!<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not "love", right?<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something about how I'd never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do anything girly or something.<br>**[16:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The thing that makes me who I am<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No, that was...<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That one moment<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I still hadn't asked you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what you really thought.<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make it blossom<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Admit it. You thought that I'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;actually written that letter, right?<br>**[16:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Power of Flower<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You did, didn't you?<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And someday, even that bud<br>**[16:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I would never think such a thing!<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What's that supposed to mean?!<br>**[16:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will bloom large right in <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the middle of your heart<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That I'm really not girly?!<br>**[17:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, there I go, opening my big mouth again!*<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's not like I'm seriously mad.<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Power of Flower<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At first, I thought that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;letter was from you, too...<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid! Stupid! Go get the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hell out of here, Hayate!<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, bye-bye!<br>**[17:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems I've angered Hinagiku yet again.<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I always like this?<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**What am I doing?**<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**We were having fun and I just had <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to go and wreck it all on my own.**<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I'm willful and I hate to lose...**<br>**[17:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I've never shown my girly side...**<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Not in front of Hayate.**<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A kitten!<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What should I do?<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't go rescue it when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's so high up there!<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, I feel like I was in a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;similar situation once before...<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, why am I remembering that now?!<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you can't go that way!<br>**[18:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm coming to save you!<br>**[18:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No looking down!<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now, just focus on my target overhead!<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, come over here.<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There, there. Good kitty.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing to be scared of now.<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank goodness.<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll get you back to your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mother right away...<br>**[18:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help! Someone!<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I would come to your <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rescue if you'd just ask.**<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate...<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I would come to your rescue...*<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right, Hinagiku?<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate?<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Pardon me.<br>**[19:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's fine, it's no big deal. I-I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should be the one thanking you.<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, here.<br>**[19:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You went to the trouble<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of getting that for me?<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like you're always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;helping me out somehow.<br>**[19:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you, didn't I?<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That I would come to your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rescue if you'd just ask.<br>**[19:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm going this way, so...<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[20:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks for keeping me company today.<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had a lot of fun.<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, please! I feel the same way.<br>**[20:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, if I call for you again,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would you come for me?<br>**[20:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Please call for me whenever you like.<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since I'm an expert at crane games.<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, see you again tomorrow.<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye.<br>**[20:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's gotten into you, Hayate?<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poor me...<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you brooding on self-pity for?<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you that unsure of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how you did on the exams?<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that is not it...<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My wallet is completely empty<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;due to an unplanned expenditure.<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, what shall we get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for Hinagiku's birthday?<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll leave it to you.<br>**[20:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is Hinagiku's birthday coming up?<br>**[20:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, it's March 3rd.<br>**[21:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I had no idea.<br>**[21:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, do you suppose I should<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get her a present as well?<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why would you give Hinagiku a present?!<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And anyway, didn't you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just say you were broke?!<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, right...<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, before you think about Hinagiku...<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Hayate.<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Will Hinagiku call upon that special <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone on her special day?**<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**But that is a different story.**<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Maybe it'll get told at some <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other time in some other place.**<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**So, next time, they'll be battling <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against really ordinary stories.**<br>**[21:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay! I won again!<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I have lost!<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodness! You are so good at<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this, Little Master Taiga!<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, Young Master Azumamiya's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wimpiness is truly without equal!<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**How long are you guys going to keep at this?**<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aisaretai fureraretetai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to be loved, to feel that touch<br>**[22:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sense of continually seeking<br>**[22:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hibi o kumoraseteta<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Used to darken my days<br>**[22:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Until the day I met you<br>**[22:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Call my name so it echoes to the skies<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even lost, with the two of us, surely...<br>**[22:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsunaida te to te hanasanai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let go of your hand<br>**[22:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mamoritainda<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to protect you<br>**[22:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saa ikou bokura wa<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, let's go, we'll...<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...look at the present and start walking<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Hinagiku Katsura's Butler Report!<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinagiku Katsura's<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lettering by Shizuka Itou
<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butler Report<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello, I am Hinagiku Katsura.<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you all think of today's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate the Combat Butler" episode?<br>**[23:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I might have had the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;most lines ever in that one.<br>**[23:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I got put in charge of the Butler<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Report for this episode, too,<br>**[23:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'm not sure what to talk about...<br>**[23:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what's this image?<br>**[23:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Wh-Wh-What is this?!<br>**[23:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did you get this?!<br>**[23:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, come on out, whoever's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;responsible for this!<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, see you later!<br>**[23:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Preview<br>**[23:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello, there, everyone. How've you been?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode of <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
<br>**[24:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode will feature us,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Student Council Girl Trio.<br>**[24:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Better hurry up and go buy a Blu-ray<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;player equipped with a DVR!<br>**[24:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what in the world is the episode about?<br>**[24:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You will have to wait and see.<br>**[24:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! Stand by until<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the next episode airs!<br>**[24:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time, "Ordinary Stories"!<br>**[24:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be making a solid appearance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as well, so not to worry.<br>**[24:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ordinary Stories<br>**[24:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come Fusion! Grand Cross! with "Hayate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Combat Butler" again next time!<br>**[24:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>