# 36 - Klaus Is Japanese Because His Name Is Written "Kurausu"

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)<br>
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**[00:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When watching TV,<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please keep the room bright...<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and sit well away from the TV.<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**My name is Seishiro Kurausu.**<br>**[00:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I have retired as a butler**<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**and now live as a plantation owner in Brazil.**<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! I have yet to retire!<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will be a Sanzenin butler to the very end!<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing left for you to do.<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And a replacement for Himegami's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;been found already,<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'm sure you've got no regrets left.<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What could a beast know of my feelings?!<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Doesn't it bother you more <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that the beast is talking?*<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like even that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;poverty-stricken butler<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be able to manage<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the spoiled little miss.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hah! As if I could leave it in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the hands of that greenhorn!<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going back to Japan!<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no, you aren't.<br>**[00:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're going to enjoy the rest of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your days here in Brazil with me!<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, not that!<br>**[01:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not that!<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tama! So it was you?!<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**So it's a dream punch line <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right off the bat this week?**<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Well, then, good-bye, everyone.**<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way a tiger would talk.<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I must be tired.<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Coffee plantation owner wanted in Brazil"?<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How did this get into my room?<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Whosoever commands the <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butlers, commands the world!**<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The Great Butler War that will <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shake up the world has just begun!**<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Klaus" is written as "kura"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as in "kurashiki (warehouse)"<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and "usu" as in "usu-kine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(mortar and pounder)"<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am 100% Japanese!<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zettai nante shinjinai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't believe in absolutes!<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fukanou nante nai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No such thing as impossible!<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The future is in the open palm of my hands<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A demon that I just can't win against<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Experience points are almost not enough<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Training for life, working hard at trial and error<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tougher the problem the more it gets me going<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've found a treasure map<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Happii na kanchigai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A happy misunderstanding<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chikai wa yuruganai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My pledge will stand fast!<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll even change the direction of the wind<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kakkou wa kini-shinai<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't care how I look<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unmei ja kujikenai!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No destiny will discourage me!<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Klaus is Japanese Because His<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Name Is Written "Kurausu"<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A good temperature.<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Ironing out the morning paper.*<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is the butler's first <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;duty of the morning.*<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As expected, the delayed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;release of "Dragon Quest"<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is affecting the price of the stock.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodness!<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think I had become a coffee<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;plantation owner, comfortably retired.<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a strange dream I had.<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go ahead.<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want to retire, why don't you?<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[04:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heavens, no!<br>**[04:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I intend to spend the rest of my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;days at the Sanzenin household!<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was merely speaking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of what I had dreamed...<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to Freud, dreams embody<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your unconscious desires.<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the depths of your heart,<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you are thinking you are tired<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;already and want to retire.<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I am not!<br>**[04:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, if I were to leave,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Sanzenin household would...<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...have no problem whatsoever.<br>**[04:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate and Maria will take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;care of the day-to-day things.<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no need to worry about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;asset management and such.<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Especially with the recent IT-related stocks,<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's probably beyond your abilities already.<br>**[04:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, I'll be fine.<br>**[04:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I must not run. I must not run.<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I must not run. I must not run.<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, Mr. Klaus?<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An AT Field! An emotional barrier, I see.<br>**[04:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Maria.<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I don't know anymore.<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What could have gotten into Mr.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Klaus? He seems so depressed.<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, something must have come<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a great shock to him...<br>**[05:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aim for a Space Legacy?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mahal<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No idea. Though, I did tell<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him that he could quit.<br>**[05:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You didn't have to take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his dream seriously...<br>**[05:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Normally, if you have a butler who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has served you for many years...<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You give them a room of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;their own at the residence<br>**[05:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and treat them like family...<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It must have come as a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;shock to be told to quit.<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way he'd quit<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over something like that!<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Deep inside, you must adore<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus very much, Miss.<br>**[05:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-He's just an easy character to mess with.<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then please don't tell him to quit.<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He may be getting swallowed up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Dirac's sea right about now.<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then go do an involuntary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;salvage operation or something!<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood.<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that laugh for?!<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm coming in.<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head Butler.<br>**[06:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Maria, the Miss has<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;given me some time off.<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will spend the rest of my life in Brazil.<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Please! There's no way the Miss<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seriously wants you to quit, right?<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But! But!<br>**[06:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you've made up your mind,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then it cannot be helped.<br>**[06:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I shall inform the Miss.<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! There may be some sense<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to what the Miss says, too!<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dreaming of retirement...<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems I have become less than<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dedicated without realizing it!<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am thinking of going back to my days<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I was a footman aspiring<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to become a butler!<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A footman?<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Footmen are people who work under butlers.**<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Incidentally, there are no footmen <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the Sanzenin household.**<br>**[06:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a footman, I challenge Hayate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ayasaki to a serving-the-Miss match!<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a way to stack the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;odds against yourself.<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn! Butting in needlessly!<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was almost on my way to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brazil, just as I'd planned!<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-A serving-the-Miss match?<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't recall asking you to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do anything so bothersome.<br>**[07:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was Mr. Klaus who suggested it, so...<br>**[07:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have certainly grown a lot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a short amount of time, boy.<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, you have one fatal flaw!<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What about me is...<br>**[07:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe it's how you look too<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good when you cross-dress.<br>**[07:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, now.<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, a butler is ultimately<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his mistress's shadow.<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are too aware of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yourself as a protagonist!<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he *is* actually the protagonist, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so it can't be helped.<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In fact, he is rather unassuming<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a protagonist...<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that supposed to be a compliment?<br>**[07:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-At any rate, for the next 24 hours,<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we will wield our skills as butlers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the utmost to serve Miss Nagi!<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the unlikely event that my service<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is less satisfactory than the boy's,<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will leave the estate!<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[07:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, sir!<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will compete with all my might,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so as not to insult the Head Butler!<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And thus, the serve-the-Miss match began.*<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy, do you know what the most essential<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;skill is for a butler to have?<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, like starting out hated,<br>**[08:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but being thought of as a nice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;person by the final episode?<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or swapping places with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one's mistress by chance<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and ending up solving the case?<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To be inspired enough to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anticipate what's to come!<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need the ability to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;read multiple steps ahead<br>**[08:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to anticipate what your mistress desires!<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For the nobility, the morning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;begins with tea upon waking up!<br>**[08:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, if it's that, I already prepared it.<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah!<br>**[08:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is ready, Miss.<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Hayate.<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You fool!<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In England, the land of butlers,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this is a duty that is so important<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that there is a role specially<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dedicated to making tea!<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you do not even know how to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;properly make tea, you are no butler!<br>**[08:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These are technically tea bags made for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the British Royal Household, though...<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! That sounds good!<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lemon or cream? Which would you like?<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen here! Back in England, there<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is no such thing as lemon tea!<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only milk tea exquisitely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;prepared by the butler<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;serves to bolster the start of every day!<br>**[09:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll go with lemon.<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The lemon tea you made is good, Hayate.<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This can't be...<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, please try to go a little easy on him.<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's wrong...<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just wrong. Just wrong...<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you are going to school today, Miss?<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, because it would be mean<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to mess with Klaus too much.<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. But why?<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may not look it, but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Klaus and I go way back.<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fact that we know each other well<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is precisely what makes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it worth messing with him.<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Right now, I can get two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;extra pieces with the bucket!<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it comes with nuggets to boot!<br>**[09:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I wonder if they ran out of chicken...<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like he didn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;follow us all the way here.<br>**[10:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it appears.<br>**[10:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You there!<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep it down!<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss!<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's a piece of finely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;polished silverware!<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is the symbol of a first-rate butler!<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zvaaaaam!!<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy! I have quit being a human being!<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus!<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're a Sanzenin household butler!<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The word "butler" comes from one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who oversees the wine collection,<br>**[10:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a permutation of "bouteillier"!<br>**[10:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wine! Vintage wine!<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Violet Overdrive!<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn!<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bordeaux! Burgundy!<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have no wine for a drunkard!<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kraaaash!<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop right there!<br>**[11:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're both gone...<br>**[11:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On sunny days like this,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;playing hooky is the best!<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's even more relaxing when I think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of how everyone else is studying.<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, if only we had a butler to make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;us some tea, it would be perfect.<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Switching places?!<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Negoro Butler Ninja Skill, the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Switching Places Technique.<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was an unexpected nuisance.<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, then...<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-My chronic back problem...<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! That's Nagi's head butler!<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm looking for a perch.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Tomari-gi o sagashite imasu.)<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A bittersweet memory.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Suppai omoide daze.)<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the?! Holy cow!<br>**[12:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is super first rate cake and tea!<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Much appreciated!<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I owe you my life, so I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wanted you to enjoy it.<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you! Let's dig in!<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**"Thank you," huh?**<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is his mistress's shadow,**<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**but deep inside, he is always waiting <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for that one word of thanks.**<br>**[12:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is better than the ones from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the shop by the train station!<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this tea has been poured exquisitely.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just lovely!<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've found you!<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Katsy!<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yukiji!<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have a really good reason for this!<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't care about any of that!<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Treat me, too!<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What on Earth are you going on about?<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Play dumb, will you?!<br>**[12:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got vintage stuff, don't you?!<br>**[12:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yukiji, you seem to be out for blood.<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis! What are you doing being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so violent towards the elderly?!<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The elderly?!<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, he came falling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out of the sky just earlier.<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's a grandpa, and who knows when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something might happen to him.<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;RIP.<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, sure, but...<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Mr. Klaus?<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just how far could they have gone?<br>**[13:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, Klaus has probably recovered by now.<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus!<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? Here I was wondering who you might be,<br>**[13:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but if it isn't the renowned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus of the butler world.<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Judging by your appearance, you are<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a butler of the Ohkouchi household.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Himuro Saeki.<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this is Little Master Taiga.<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will pretend I did not hear that last part.<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butlers have long considered it an honor<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be called by their master's name.<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are an Ohkouchi butler and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you do not even know that?!<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, I had no idea, Himuro.<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little Master! Petals!<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! R-Right!<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think you would cite an Edwardian<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;custom in our Heisei Era!<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is so difficult to see.<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sight of a formerly great<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butler in his declining years.<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha?!<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is sad that even as you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have grown feeble with age,<br>**[14:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you still cling to your position.<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That was awesome, Himuro!<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With reflexes like that,<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you will not be able to protect your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mistress in her time of need, you know.<br>**[14:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps you should retire and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;think about living your own life.<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are young, Ohkouchi butler.<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am my mistress's shadow.<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shadows never have their own<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;private lives to begin with!<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I see that I can no longer<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be of use to my mistress,<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all that is left is for me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to merely disappear quietly.<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me...<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...he just found his resolve to step down?!<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way!<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is he serious?<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is there no way for us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to keep Mr. Klaus here?<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We do have a trump card for that.<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?!<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[15:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, it will require<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you to lend a helping body.<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, please. That would <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be "lend a helping *hand*".<br>**[15:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I-I have a bad feeling about this.*<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, I have such fond memories of everything.<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My life's purpose was to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with the Sanzenin household<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and to live out my days here.<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what the young Ohkouchi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butler said had some merit, too.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Perhaps it is high time I ended this...<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus.<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I have met you somewhere before!<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are the sweet lady I saw in the garden!<br>**[16:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This was a good idea, if I do say so myself!<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate's unique allure when dressed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in women's clothes would be effective<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even in the gay town of Ni-chome, Shinjuku.<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even Mr. Klaus will surely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;find comfort in this.<br>**[16:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is your name?<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ayasaki...<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ayasaki?<br>**[16:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! It's H-H-H-Hermione!<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Hermione!<br>**[16:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a fantastic name! Like the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;name of someone who can use magic!<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes.<br>**[16:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth is, I am a goddess, who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lives in the estate's Yashagaike Pond.<br>**[16:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! I knew that you could<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not be an ordinary lady!<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus,<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have been watching you all this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time from the bottom of the pond.<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Have you really?!<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must not quit being the head butler.<br>**[16:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are still far too young for that.<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is the matter?<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have grown weak with old age and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even my hair is completely white.<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is not true.<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are a fine gentleman with graying hair!<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I am, aren't I?!<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get that a lot at the adult<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;social club in Ikebukuro!<br>**[17:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you will no longer say<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you will retire, right?!<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But lately, I can barely lift my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;arms because of my old shoulders...<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're just a little<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stiff, that's all. See?<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look at how stiff you are!<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stiff!<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please do my upper and lower back as well.<br>**[17:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly!<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, there. Right there. That's the spot.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Please hurry up and get convinced!**<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**You difficult bow-tied old man!**<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who the hell is Klaus talking to?<br>**[17:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Further that way!<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, we cannot go there.<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;T-Time for a tasty treat!<br>**[18:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hermione, th-the truth is...<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honey!<br>**[18:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think I have grown senile<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;enough to be seeing things...<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It backfired...<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This tiger again!<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forgive me, man!<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tama, don't tell me you did<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this for a female tiger?!<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've fallen in love with that female tiger!<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm a tiger, so I can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get to Brazil all on my own!<br>**[18:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so you used Mr. Klaus?<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to go to the plantation in Brazil.<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You want to go. You want to go!<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just whispered that to him!<br>**[18:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll tell you one thing.<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?!<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are no tigers in Brazil!<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know!<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I tell Mr. Klaus that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his dream about Brazil<br>**[19:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wasn't the product of his subconscious,<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but that it was Tama's underhanded plot...!<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I can't say that.<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd forgotten that no one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;knows that Tama can talk...<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Klaus!<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the flower language for this flower?<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss, it is loyalty to you.<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really?!<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I just made it so.<br>**[20:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is for you!<br>**[20:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nagi!<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus.<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus.<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It no longer matters, boy.<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is nothing that I can do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you are not capable of.<br>**[20:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Hayate!<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nagi!<br>**[20:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This morning's Butler<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Economy Marketing Journal<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is soaked from the morning dew!<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't read the stock market news!<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Head Butler.<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have yet to teach me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how to iron the newspaper.<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boy!<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can't even iron the newspaper,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the winner of the match is Klaus.<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss!<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on, Klaus!<br>**[21:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems I have no choice.<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A good temperature!<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems Mr. Klaus has completely recovered.<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[21:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We owe it all to you, Miss.<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He may not be much, but he is a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;part of the Sanzenin household.<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would not wake up feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good if I had driven him away!<br>**[21:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shall we go make some lemon tea?<br>**[21:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is a good idea.<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Next time, they will not fight,**<br>**[21:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**but instead, aim to coexist <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with small animals.**<br>**[21:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waratte lun-lun-lun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smile lun-lun-lun<br>**[21:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried<br>**[21:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart<br>**[22:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu<br>**[22:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A whimsical dance with you under the sun<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Riveted by the hand you've casually offered<br>**[22:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My next words become lost<br>**[22:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The mature gaze that envelopes me<br>**[22:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makes me forget my bravado<br>**[22:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights<br>**[22:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream<br>**[22:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lun-lun-lun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lun-lun-lun<br>**[22:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile<br>**[23:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, there's a smile there already, see?<br>**[23:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu<br>**[23:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In a breeze of your making<br>**[23:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Odoru hidamari no dansu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dance in a sunny spot<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wataru & Saki's<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wataru and...<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saki's...<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butler Report<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butler Report!<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the sunny smile and the boyish charm,<br>**[23:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the manager of Rental Video<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tachibana, Wataru Tachibana!<br>**[23:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I help take care of him.<br>**[23:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the maid, Saki Kijima.<br>**[23:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that the image song is ready to go,<br>**[23:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe we should make some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;promotional merchandise!<br>**[23:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think would sell well?<br>**[23:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about a rare glimpse<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at Rental Video Tachibana's<br>**[23:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clutzy maid in a pleasingly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;embarassing situation?<br>**[23:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think? You *have* been <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;attracting more customers, lately.<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Young sir, would you please stop it?!<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tachibana!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Preview
<br>**[23:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, what kind of girl<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would you say is your type?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode of <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
<br>**[24:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, good question...<br>**[24:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I like normal girls the best.<br>**[24:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Normal"?<br>**[24:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not sure you'd understand, miss...<br>**[24:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dare you?! Do you think I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can't become your ideal girl!?<br>**[24:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[24:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?"<br>**[24:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?<br>**[24:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>**[24:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see! So, Hayate likes normal girls...<br>**[24:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you know the lion statues in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;front of certain apartment buildings<br>**[24:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are called "shiisa" in Okinawa?<br>**[24:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>