36 - Klaus Is Japanese Because His Name Is Written "Kurausu"
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When watching TV,
[00:04] ---
please keep the room bright...
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...and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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My name is Seishiro Kurausu.
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I have retired as a butler
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and now live as a plantation owner in Brazil.
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Wait! I have yet to retire!
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I will be a Sanzenin butler to the very end!
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There's nothing left for you to do.
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And a replacement for Himegami's
been found already,
[00:37] ---
so I'm sure you've got no regrets left.
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What could a beast know of my feelings?!
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Doesn't it bother you more
that the beast is talking?
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It looks like even that
poverty-stricken butler
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will be able to manage
the spoiled little miss.
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Hah! As if I could leave it in
the hands of that greenhorn!
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I'm going back to Japan!
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Oh, no, you aren't.
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You're going to enjoy the rest of
your days here in Brazil with me!
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What?!
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No, not that!
[01:01] ---
Not that!
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Tama! So it was you?!
[01:06] ---
So it's a dream punch line
right off the bat this week?
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Well, then, good-bye, everyone.
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There's no way a tiger would talk.
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I must be tired.
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Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors
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What's this?
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"Coffee plantation owner wanted in Brazil"?
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How did this get into my room?
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Whosoever commands the
butlers, commands the world!
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The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!
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"Klaus" is written as "kura"
as in "kurashiki (warehouse)"
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and "usu" as in "usu-kine
(mortar and pounder)"
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I am 100% Japanese!
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
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Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
[02:08] ---
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
[02:14] ---
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
[02:25] ---
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
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Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
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Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
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Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
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Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
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Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
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Klaus is Japanese Because His
Name Is Written "Kurausu"
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A good temperature.
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Ironing out the morning paper.
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This is the butler's first
duty of the morning.
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As expected, the delayed
release of "Dragon Quest"
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is affecting the price of the stock.
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Goodness!
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To think I had become a coffee
plantation owner, comfortably retired.
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What a strange dream I had.
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Go ahead.
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Huh?
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If you want to retire, why don't you?
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What?!
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Heavens, no!
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I intend to spend the rest of my
days at the Sanzenin household!
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I was merely speaking
of what I had dreamed...
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According to Freud, dreams embody
your unconscious desires.
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In the depths of your heart,
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you are thinking you are tired
already and want to retire.
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I-I am not!
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Besides, if I were to leave,
the Sanzenin household would...
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...have no problem whatsoever.
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What?!
[04:23] ---
Hayate and Maria will take
care of the day-to-day things.
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Oh, no need to worry about
asset management and such.
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Especially with the recent IT-related stocks,
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it's probably beyond your abilities already.
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Anyway, I'll be fine.
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I must not run. I must not run.
[04:45] ---
I must not run. I must not run.
[04:46] ---
Um, Mr. Klaus?
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An AT Field! An emotional barrier, I see.
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Oh, Maria.
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Oh, I don't know anymore.
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What could have gotten into Mr.
Klaus? He seems so depressed.
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Yes, something must have come
as a great shock to him...
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Oh!
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Huh?
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Aim for a Space Legacy?!
Mahal
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No idea. Though, I did tell
him that he could quit.
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You didn't have to take
his dream seriously...
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Normally, if you have a butler who
has served you for many years...
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You give them a room of
their own at the residence
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and treat them like family...
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It must have come as a
shock to be told to quit.
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There's no way he'd quit
over something like that!
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Deep inside, you must adore
Mr. Klaus very much, Miss.
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H-He's just an easy character to mess with.
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Then please don't tell him to quit.
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He may be getting swallowed up
in Dirac's sea right about now.
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Indeed.
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Then go do an involuntary
salvage operation or something!
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Understood.
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What was that laugh for?!
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I'm coming in.
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Head Butler.
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Oh, Maria, the Miss has
given me some time off.
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I will spend the rest of my life in Brazil.
[06:07] ---
P-Please! There's no way the Miss
seriously wants you to quit, right?
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But! But!
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If you've made up your mind,
then it cannot be helped.
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What?
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I shall inform the Miss.
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Wait! There may be some sense
to what the Miss says, too!
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Dreaming of retirement...
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It seems I have become less than
dedicated without realizing it!
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I am thinking of going back to my days
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when I was a footman aspiring
to become a butler!
[06:31] ---
A footman?
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Footmen are people who work under butlers.
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Incidentally, there are no footmen
in the Sanzenin household.
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As a footman, I challenge Hayate
Ayasaki to a serving-the-Miss match!
[06:44] ---
What a way to stack the
odds against yourself.
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Damn! Butting in needlessly!
[06:48] ---
I was almost on my way to
Brazil, just as I'd planned!
[06:54] ---
A-A serving-the-Miss match?
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I don't recall asking you to
do anything so bothersome.
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It was Mr. Klaus who suggested it, so...
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You have certainly grown a lot
in a short amount of time, boy.
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However, you have one fatal flaw!
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Wh-What about me is...
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Maybe it's how you look too
good when you cross-dress.
[07:14] ---
Now, now.
[07:15] ---
Boy, a butler is ultimately
his mistress's shadow.
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You are too aware of
yourself as a protagonist!
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But he is actually the protagonist,
so it can't be helped.
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In fact, he is rather unassuming
for a protagonist...
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Is that supposed to be a compliment?
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A-At any rate, for the next 24 hours,
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we will wield our skills as butlers
to the utmost to serve Miss Nagi!
[07:36] ---
In the unlikely event that my service
is less satisfactory than the boy's,
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I will leave the estate!
[07:42] ---
What?!
[07:45] ---
Y-Yes, sir!
[07:46] ---
I will compete with all my might,
so as not to insult the Head Butler!
[07:55] ---
And thus, the serve-the-Miss match began.
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Boy, do you know what the most essential
skill is for a butler to have?
[08:06] ---
Well, like starting out hated,
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but being thought of as a nice
person by the final episode?
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Or swapping places with
one's mistress by chance
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and ending up solving the case?
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No!
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To be inspired enough to
anticipate what's to come!
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You need the ability to
read multiple steps ahead
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to anticipate what your mistress desires!
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For the nobility, the morning
begins with tea upon waking up!
[08:27] ---
Oh, if it's that, I already prepared it.
[08:29] ---
What?
[08:31] ---
Ah!
[08:32] ---
What?!
[08:33] ---
It is ready, Miss.
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Thank you, Hayate.
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Y-You fool!
[08:37] ---
In England, the land of butlers,
this is a duty that is so important
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that there is a role specially
dedicated to making tea!
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If you do not even know how to
properly make tea, you are no butler!
[08:47] ---
These are technically tea bags made for
the British Royal Household, though...
[08:51] ---
What?!
[08:52] ---
Ah! That sounds good!
[08:54] ---
Lemon or cream? Which would you like?
[08:58] ---
Listen here! Back in England, there
is no such thing as lemon tea!
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Only milk tea exquisitely
prepared by the butler
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serves to bolster the start of every day!
[09:07] ---
Then I'll go with lemon.
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The lemon tea you made is good, Hayate.
[09:14] ---
Thank you very much.
[09:15] ---
Th-This can't be...
[09:16] ---
Nagi, please try to go a little easy on him.
[09:20] ---
It's wrong...
[09:22] ---
It's just wrong. Just wrong...
[09:27] ---
So you are going to school today, Miss?
[09:30] ---
Yes, because it would be mean
to mess with Klaus too much.
[09:33] ---
I see. But why?
[09:36] ---
It may not look it, but
Klaus and I go way back.
[09:39] ---
The fact that we know each other well
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is precisely what makes
it worth messing with him.
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Ah! Right now, I can get two
extra pieces with the bucket!
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And it comes with nuggets to boot!
[09:57] ---
I-I wonder if they ran out of chicken...
[10:06] ---
It looks like he didn't
follow us all the way here.
[10:09] ---
So it appears.
[10:10] ---
You there!
[10:11] ---
Keep it down!
[10:14] ---
Miss!
[10:22] ---
Th-That's a piece of finely
polished silverware!
[10:25] ---
That is the symbol of a first-rate butler!
[10:29] ---
Zvaaaaam!!
[10:31] ---
Boy! I have quit being a human being!
[10:34] ---
Mr. Klaus!
[10:35] ---
Y-You're a Sanzenin household butler!
[10:42] ---
The word "butler" comes from one
who oversees the wine collection,
[10:45] ---
a permutation of "bouteillier"!
[10:48] ---
Wine! Vintage wine!
[10:52] ---
Violet Overdrive!
[10:54] ---
Damn!
[10:55] ---
Bordeaux! Burgundy!
[10:57] ---
I have no wine for a drunkard!
[10:59] ---
Kraaaash!
[11:01] ---
Stop right there!
[11:02] ---
They're both gone...
[11:04] ---
Yeah...
[11:08] ---
On sunny days like this,
playing hooky is the best!
[11:12] ---
It's even more relaxing when I think
of how everyone else is studying.
[11:18] ---
Now, if only we had a butler to make
us some tea, it would be perfect.
[11:22] ---
Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!
[11:30] ---
Switching places?!
[11:32] ---
Negoro Butler Ninja Skill, the
Switching Places Technique.
[11:34] ---
That was an unexpected nuisance.
[11:37] ---
Now, then...
[11:38] ---
M-My chronic back problem...
[11:44] ---
Oh! That's Nagi's head butler!
[11:50] ---
I'm looking for a perch.
(Tomari-gi o sagashite imasu.)
[11:55] ---
A bittersweet memory.
(Suppai omoide daze.)
[11:59] ---
What the?! Holy cow!
[12:01] ---
This is super first rate cake and tea!
[12:04] ---
Much appreciated!
[12:05] ---
I owe you my life, so I
wanted you to enjoy it.
[12:09] ---
Thank you! Let's dig in!
[12:13] ---
"Thank you," huh?
[12:15] ---
A butler is his mistress's shadow,
[12:17] ---
but deep inside, he is always waiting
for that one word of thanks.
[12:22] ---
This is better than the ones from
the shop by the train station!
[12:24] ---
And this tea has been poured exquisitely.
[12:27] ---
Just lovely!
[12:27] ---
I've found you!
[12:29] ---
Katsy!
[12:30] ---
Yukiji!
[12:30] ---
We have a really good reason for this!
[12:32] ---
I don't care about any of that!
[12:33] ---
Treat me, too!
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Huh?
[12:37] ---
What on Earth are you going on about?
[12:40] ---
Play dumb, will you?!
[12:41] ---
You've got vintage stuff, don't you?!
[12:43] ---
Yukiji, you seem to be out for blood.
[12:45] ---
Sis! What are you doing being
so violent towards the elderly?!
[12:48] ---
The elderly?!
[12:50] ---
After all, he came falling
out of the sky just earlier.
[12:52] ---
He's a grandpa, and who knows when
something might happen to him.
[12:55] ---
RIP.
[12:56] ---
Well, sure, but...
[13:00] ---
M-Mr. Klaus?
[13:04] ---
Just how far could they have gone?
[13:06] ---
Well, Klaus has probably recovered by now.
[13:11] ---
Mr. Klaus!
[13:19] ---
Oh? Here I was wondering who you might be,
[13:22] ---
but if it isn't the renowned
Mr. Klaus of the butler world.
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Judging by your appearance, you are
a butler of the Ohkouchi household.
[13:29] ---
My name is Himuro Saeki.
[13:31] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:32] ---
And this is Little Master Taiga.
[13:34] ---
I will pretend I did not hear that last part.
[13:37] ---
What?
[13:38] ---
Butlers have long considered it an honor
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to be called by their master's name.
[13:42] ---
You are an Ohkouchi butler and
you do not even know that?!
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Wow, I had no idea, Himuro.
[13:49] ---
Little Master! Petals!
[13:50] ---
Oh! R-Right!
[13:52] ---
To think you would cite an Edwardian
custom in our Heisei Era!
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It is so difficult to see.
[13:58] ---
The sight of a formerly great
butler in his declining years.
[14:01] ---
Wha?!
[14:02] ---
It is sad that even as you
have grown feeble with age,
[14:04] ---
you still cling to your position.
[14:11] ---
Th-That was awesome, Himuro!
[14:13] ---
With reflexes like that,
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you will not be able to protect your
mistress in her time of need, you know.
[14:19] ---
Perhaps you should retire and
think about living your own life.
[14:25] ---
You are young, Ohkouchi butler.
[14:27] ---
What?
[14:29] ---
I am my mistress's shadow.
[14:31] ---
Shadows never have their own
private lives to begin with!
[14:34] ---
If I see that I can no longer
be of use to my mistress,
[14:37] ---
all that is left is for me
to merely disappear quietly.
[14:46] ---
Don't tell me...
[14:47] ---
...he just found his resolve to step down?!
[14:50] ---
No way!
[14:57] ---
Is he serious?
[15:00] ---
Is there no way for us
to keep Mr. Klaus here?
[15:03] ---
We do have a trump card for that.
[15:05] ---
Really?!
[15:06] ---
Yes.
[15:08] ---
However, it will require
you to lend a helping body.
[15:12] ---
Oh, please. That would
be "lend a helping hand".
[15:18] ---
I-I have a bad feeling about this.
[15:26] ---
Ah, I have such fond memories of everything.
[15:29] ---
My life's purpose was to be
with the Sanzenin household
[15:33] ---
and to live out my days here.
[15:36] ---
But what the young Ohkouchi
butler said had some merit, too.
[15:41] ---
Perhaps it is high time I ended this...
[15:47] ---
Mr. Klaus.
[15:59] ---
I-I have met you somewhere before!
[16:06] ---
You are the sweet lady I saw in the garden!
[16:09] ---
This was a good idea, if I do say so myself!
[16:11] ---
Hayate's unique allure when dressed
in women's clothes would be effective
[16:14] ---
even in the gay town of Ni-chome, Shinjuku.
[16:17] ---
Even Mr. Klaus will surely
find comfort in this.
[16:20] ---
Wh-What is your name?
[16:22] ---
Ayasaki...
[16:24] ---
Ayasaki?
[16:26] ---
Oh! It's H-H-H-Hermione!
[16:28] ---
Ah! Hermione!
[16:30] ---
What a fantastic name! Like the
name of someone who can use magic!
[16:35] ---
Y-Yes.
[16:37] ---
The truth is, I am a goddess, who
lives in the estate's Yashagaike Pond.
[16:41] ---
Ah! I knew that you could
not be an ordinary lady!
[16:48] ---
Mr. Klaus,
[16:50] ---
I have been watching you all this
time from the bottom of the pond.
[16:53] ---
H-Have you really?!
[16:55] ---
You must not quit being the head butler.
[16:57] ---
You are still far too young for that.
[17:02] ---
What is the matter?
[17:03] ---
I have grown weak with old age and
even my hair is completely white.
[17:07] ---
That is not true.
[17:09] ---
You are a fine gentleman with graying hair!
[17:13] ---
I-I am, aren't I?!
[17:14] ---
I get that a lot at the adult
social club in Ikebukuro!
[17:17] ---
So you will no longer say
you will retire, right?!
[17:20] ---
But lately, I can barely lift my
arms because of my old shoulders...
[17:24] ---
Y-You're just a little
stiff, that's all. See?
[17:31] ---
Look at how stiff you are!
[17:34] ---
Stiff!
[17:36] ---
Please do my upper and lower back as well.
[17:38] ---
Certainly!
[17:40] ---
Oh, there. Right there. That's the spot.
[17:44] ---
Please hurry up and get convinced!
[17:45] ---
You difficult bow-tied old man!
[17:50] ---
Who the hell is Klaus talking to?
[17:53] ---
Further that way!
[17:55] ---
No, we cannot go there.
[17:56] ---
T-Time for a tasty treat!
[18:01] ---
Hermione, th-the truth is...
[18:04] ---
Honey!
[18:10] ---
To think I have grown senile
enough to be seeing things...
[18:13] ---
It backfired...
[18:17] ---
This tiger again!
[18:20] ---
Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors
[18:21] ---
What's this?
[18:29] ---
Forgive me, man!
[18:30] ---
Tama, don't tell me you did
this for a female tiger?!
[18:33] ---
I've fallen in love with that female tiger!
[18:37] ---
But I'm a tiger, so I can't
get to Brazil all on my own!
[18:40] ---
And so you used Mr. Klaus?
[18:43] ---
You want to go to the plantation in Brazil.
[18:45] ---
You want to go. You want to go!
[18:49] ---
I just whispered that to him!
[18:51] ---
I'll tell you one thing.
[18:52] ---
Huh?!
[18:55] ---
There are no tigers in Brazil!
[18:57] ---
What?!
[19:02] ---
I know!
[19:03] ---
If I tell Mr. Klaus that
his dream about Brazil
[19:05] ---
wasn't the product of his subconscious,
[19:07] ---
but that it was Tama's underhanded plot...!
[19:12] ---
No, I can't say that.
[19:13] ---
I'd forgotten that no one
knows that Tama can talk...
[19:56] ---
Klaus!
[19:57] ---
What's the flower language for this flower?
[20:00] ---
Miss, it is loyalty to you.
[20:03] ---
Really?!
[20:04] ---
Yes, I just made it so.
[20:11] ---
This is for you!
[20:16] ---
Miss Nagi!
[20:24] ---
Mr. Klaus.
[20:26] ---
Mr. Klaus.
[20:28] ---
It no longer matters, boy.
[20:31] ---
There is nothing that I can do
that you are not capable of.
[20:33] ---
Hey, Hayate!
[20:35] ---
Miss Nagi!
[20:37] ---
This morning's Butler
Economy Marketing Journal
[20:39] ---
is soaked from the morning dew!
[20:42] ---
I can't read the stock market news!
[20:47] ---
Head Butler.
[20:49] ---
You have yet to teach me
how to iron the newspaper.
[20:53] ---
Boy!
[20:54] ---
If you can't even iron the newspaper,
the winner of the match is Klaus.
[20:58] ---
Miss!
[21:01] ---
Come on, Klaus!
[21:07] ---
It seems I have no choice.
[21:16] ---
A good temperature!
[21:20] ---
It seems Mr. Klaus has completely recovered.
[21:23] ---
Yes.
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We owe it all to you, Miss.
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He may not be much, but he is a
part of the Sanzenin household.
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I would not wake up feeling
good if I had driven him away!
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Shall we go make some lemon tea?
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That is a good idea.
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Next time, they will not fight,
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but instead, aim to coexist
with small animals.
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Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
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Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
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Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
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Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
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Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
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Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
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Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
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Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
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Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
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Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
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Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
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Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
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Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
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Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
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Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
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Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
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Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
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Wataru & Saki's
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Wataru and...
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Saki's...
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Butler Report
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Butler Report!
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With the sunny smile and the boyish charm,
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I'm the manager of Rental Video
Tachibana, Wataru Tachibana!
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And I help take care of him.
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I'm the maid, Saki Kijima.
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Now that the image song is ready to go,
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maybe we should make some
promotional merchandise!
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What do you think would sell well?
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How about a rare glimpse
at Rental Video Tachibana's
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clutzy maid in a pleasingly
embarassing situation?
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What do you think? You have been
attracting more customers, lately.
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Young sir, would you please stop it?!
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Tachibana!
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Hayate, what kind of girl
would you say is your type?
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"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
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Uh, good question...
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I think I like normal girls the best.
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"Normal"?
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I'm not sure you'd understand, miss...
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How dare you?! Do you think I
can't become your ideal girl!?
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Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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"I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,
But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?"
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I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,
But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?
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I see! So, Hayate likes normal girls...
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Did you know the lion statues in
front of certain apartment buildings
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are called "shiisa" in Okinawa?
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