3 - The Beast, the Robot and the Butler that Shouted or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    I'm Nagi Sanzenin, 13 years old.
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    A Sagittarius with blood type AB.
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    My birthstone is turquoise.
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    It's awful! It's awful!
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    Maria, my precious butler's been
    kidnapped by some bad guys!
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    Waaah!
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    All right, since it's come to this,
    I'll transform into Mask the Money
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    and I'll smack the bad guys with 150
    million yen, duralumin case and all!
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    I'm the warrior of love,
    courage, money, power...
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    ...and also of friendship,
    hard work, and victory!
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    In the name of money, Mask
    the Money will punish you!
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    It will take approximately 40
    years to pay that back in full.
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    Well, given how much it is...
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    That's what happens when you work
    out a reasonable repayment plan.
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    No interest, no collateral, and
    repayment contingent on your success.
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    No financial institution would
    loan you 150 million like that.
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    You should be grateful. There's
    no reason to resent me.
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    P-Please don't worry. I am grateful.
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    Your smile is twitching.
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    Hayate found himself trembling anew
    at the overwhelming amount he owed.

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    Looks like spring is still a long way away.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress
    in all aspects of her life.

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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts
    his life on the line for a girl...

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    A super combat battle story!
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    Looks like spring is still a long way away.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that Shouted
     or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World
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    What? There are only 3 people
    living on this estate?
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    Yes. Even among our secondary residences,
    this one is particularly small,
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    so we don't need that many servants.
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    I see, so this place is small...
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    But when there are so few people,
    it makes me feel even more tense.
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    How so?
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    Because, I'm going to be
    living here, too, right?
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    No matter how vast this place is,
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    the situation of being under
    one roof with a cute girl is...
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    Y-You idiot, don't say it like that!
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    We may be under one roof, but...
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    I mean, it's not as if we're
    sleeping in the same room.
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    Well... But still, the
    thought makes my heart race.
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    Makes his heart race?
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    You know, living together with
    a pretty girl like Maria.
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    What do you mean by that?
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    I'm warning you,
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    if you ever lay a hand on Maria,
    I'll do far more than just kill you.
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    Uh... What?
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    I'll use all 48 killer techniques
    and 52 submission holds on you
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    and I'll turn you into mince
    meat with the roller from hell!
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    What?
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    Uh, um, what do you mean
    by "lay a hand" on her?
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    Thus, with the end of
    the year coming up fast,

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    my new life began.
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    I guess it's already New Year's Eve.
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    This year sure was a terrible year.
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    My home was utterly cleaned out,
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    Eviction Notice
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    not even the table was spared.
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    And I couldn't muster the urge to
    find my parents, who ran out on me,

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    To Hayate
    A Christmas Present For You
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    so I accepted the Miss's kindness
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    and decided to work as a butler
    at this Sanzenin estate.

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    The amount I owe is definitely huge,
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    but I'm just going to work
    hard, so I don't get fired!
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    So, Maria, I have a question...
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    What should I do?
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    I still don't have a clear
    picture of what my job is.
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    Let me think...
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    In a word...
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    I suppose you're Nagi's pet.
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    I-I'm her pet?
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    That was a little joke.
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    R-Right...
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    I'm sure you'll gradually come
    to understand what your job is,
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    so for the time being, would
    you please go wake up Nagi?
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    C-Certainly.
SIGN    Let's keep things neat and tidy. Floor Layout (2nd Floor)
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    Let's see. Study, piano room, homework
    room, reading room, wardrobe room,
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    plus a PlayStation room, a Dreamcast
    room, and an N64 room...
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    Is there any point in keeping these separate?
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    This must be it.
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    Good morning, Miss.
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    It's morning!
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    If you don't get up soon, your
    wonderful breakfast will get cold...
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    Calm down. Calm down, Hayate.
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    It's impossible. It must be a 1:1 scale
    model made by Kaiyodo or something.

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    No, it's got to be Sony!
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    It must be Sony's new model of
    the AIBO or the PlayStation 5!

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    Man, Sony's world renowned
    technology sure is amazing!

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    Oh? Hayate?
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    You came to wake me up? Thank you.
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    By the way, why are you just standing there?
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    N-Nothing, just that, behind you...
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    Oh, no wonder it was hot. So you
    were sleeping with me, Tama.
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    Tama?! He's enormous and
    you treat him like a cat?!

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    Come on, Tama, wake up.
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    If you don't wake up soon,
    your breakfast will be gone.
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    Oh, don't! Such behavior will result
    in you becoming his breakfast!

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    M-Miss, wait...
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    No, you idiot!
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    I just woke up! Don't stare at me so much!
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    That's not it! That might be what
    our older audience is doing,

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    but that's not the issue right now!
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    You seem awfully shocked by Tama.
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    Pitiful! Really! You are truly
    pitiful, Hayate Ayasaki!
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    Where the hell did you come from?!
[07:08] ---
    Uh, um, who is he?
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    Oh, right, you still hadn't met...
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    My name is Klaus.
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    I am the head butler of
    the Sanzenin household.
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    Head butler? In other
    words, you're my superior?
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    Wait, now's not the time!
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    Miss, you're in danger!
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    In danger?
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    What are you saying? It's one measly cat.
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    No, no, that's...
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    A tiger. It's a tiger.
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    Oh, you!
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    That was my chance to make a pointed
    comment after keeping quiet until now!
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    Listen well, boy.
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    If the Miss says that it
    is a cat, it is a cat.
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    This is Tama, whose zoological
    name is Whitetigerneko!
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    Wait, you just said it was a tiger!
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    A gigantic, vicious-looking beast
    like this needs to be caged quickly!
[07:54] ---
    It looks like that long-winded
    remark has offended Tama.
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    What?
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    I'll warn you now.
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    Tama is a stupid cat, who is only
    friendly towards the Miss and Maria!
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    Anyone who offends this idiot
    becomes his victim immediately!
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    Doesn't that mean that he isn't
    friendly towards you, either?
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    Oh...
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    Th-That's not true... Right, Tama?
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    Hey, Tama, enough with the rampage.
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    Honestly! What a huge commotion
    first thing in the morning.
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    Thank you very much, Miss. You saved me.
[08:39] ---
    Tama, as a cat of the Sanzenin family,
    you should keep this in mind.
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    If you're going to play...
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    ...take it outside!
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    Wh-Why you! Don't get too carried away!
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    Cyclamen
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    Don't think this is my first
    time fighting a savage beast.
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    I may not look it,
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    but my parents once told me,
    "We'll give you meat to eat,"
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    so I ended up breaking into a safari park
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    and stealing meat from the
    lions on a regular basis!
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    That's my Hayate for you!
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    It looks like he can play
    with Tama as an equal, too!
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    We shall see about that.
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    Think of how many butler candidates
    have fallen in defeat before Tama...
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    Hayate will be able to
    win, even against Tama!
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    Then, if he cannot, I shall
    consider him a failure as a butler
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    and have him leave.
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    That's fine! You can fire
    him or do whatever you want!
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    WHAT?!
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    If I can't win barehanded against
    a tiger, I'll be out of work?

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    In the safari park, all I did
    was basically run away...

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    Hayate!
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    Go for it!
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    Oh, well. I should've died on
    that Christmas Day anyway...
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    I have to try my best, so
    I don't disappoint her!
[09:48] ---
    Here I come!
[09:55] ---
    Pardon, Miss.
[09:57] ---
    Something has been bothering
    me for a while now, but...
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    The area that they are fighting in...
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    Now, then...
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    I hope the cyclamens are
    flowering beautifully.
SIGN    Can't show you!
[10:15] ---
    I give up, I give up! I give up, Tama!
[10:17] ---
    Or rather, there's no way a person
    can win barehanded against a tiger!
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    At least, give me a
    psychogun or a prog knife!
[10:23] ---
    Can't show you!
[10:23] ---
    Give me a knife!
[10:25] ---
    Tama.
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    What are you doing?
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    M-Maria...
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    Honestly!
[10:34] ---
    I put great care into
    raising the flowers here,
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    so I have repeatedly told
    you not to play in here...
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    Cycla men
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    Did you do this?
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    Uh, um...
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    Or were you egged on by the two upstairs,
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    saying if Hayate couldn't win against Tama,
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    he would be fired because he's
    not qualified as a butler?
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    Busted!
[10:57] ---
    I will get to you once I finish
    treating Hayate's wounds,
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    so would you mind waiting a
    little while for breakfast?
[11:03] ---
    Y-Yessir.
[11:05] ---
    Sure...
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    I'm so sorry.
[11:09] ---
    I'll have a stern word with those two later.
[11:12] ---
    N-No, not at all.
[11:14] ---
    But why in the world does
    she have a pet tiger?
[11:17] ---
    A lot happened and he has nowhere else to go.
[11:20] ---
    Uh, but there are lots
    of places, like zoos...
[11:23] ---
    Yes, well...
[11:24] ---
    I'm embarrassed to say, the truth is...
[11:30] ---
    Nagi took him in when he became
    separated from his parents in Africa
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    and after that, Tama was literally
    pampered like a kitten...
[11:37] ---
    Matsuzaka beef, top quality fatty
    tuna, massages 3 times a week...
[11:41] ---
    He became so used to luxuries,
    it would put humans to shame.
[11:44] ---
    So never mind the wild, he couldn't
    even handle life at a zoo.
[11:49] ---
    But he will never harm Nagi
[11:52] ---
    and he would surely risk
    his life to fight for Nagi.
[11:56] ---
    He has a very good understanding about that.
[11:59] ---
    He knows what would've happened
    if he hadn't met Nagi.
[12:03] ---
    If he hadn't met her...
[12:09] ---
    I see. So I guess you're the same as me.
[12:16] ---
    Don't lump me together with a loser like you!
[12:20] ---
    Moron!
[12:22] ---
    Sheesh! Looking so damn poor!
[12:25] ---
    Go get run over by a Mars rover and die!
[12:27] ---
    Fool!
[12:30] ---
    Also, don't tell the Miss and
    the others than I can talk.
[12:36] ---
    I-I see.
[12:37] ---
    Pets belonging to rich folks can talk...
[12:40] ---
    Having grown up surrounded with love,
[12:42] ---
    Tama apparently picked up human
    speech somewhere along the way.

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    But other than Hayate, no
    one else knows of this fact.

[12:52] ---
    Devil's tongue noodles.
    (Itokonnyaku)
[12:57] ---
    Scoundrel!
    (Kusemono)
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    At any rate, I am against
    making this person a butler!
[13:03] ---
    I see.
[13:06] ---
    Is this the mustache that's
    making these lame jokes?!
[13:08] ---
    That hurts! My mustache!
[13:09] ---
    Is this the mustache, Klaus?!
[13:11] ---
    That mustache is my pride and joy!
[13:12] ---
    I decided to hire him in
    thanks for saving my life.
[13:17] ---
    I believe I promised to select
    Himegami's replacement.
[13:20] ---
    There is something messed up about hiring
    a poor-looking boy in the first place!
[13:25] ---
    Y-Yes, his face may have the
    look of poverty about him,
[13:29] ---
    but it can have a calming effect!
[13:32] ---
    Hayate is the soothing type!
[13:33] ---
    If you wish to be soothed that much,
    you should get a hamster or something!
[13:38] ---
    Too bad! A hamster's too soothing!
[13:40] ---
    Hayate's look of poverty is
    actually just about right!
[13:43] ---
    This boy looks like he'll never
    have money luck in his life!
[13:46] ---
    Hiring him will only bring
    misfortune to those around him!
[13:49] ---
    Um, they both do mean well...
[13:52] ---
    I know...
[13:54] ---
    There's no knowing when you
    might become the target
[13:57] ---
    of another kidnapping like the other day.
[13:59] ---
    Without the strength to protect his
    mistress, even at the cost of his life,
[14:01] ---
    we cannot hire him!
[14:03] ---
    Protect my mistress, even
    at the cost of my life...?

[14:06] ---
    Strength, is it? Then there's no problem.
[14:09] ---
    Pardon?
[14:10] ---
    Certainly, Hayate's body is uncommonly tough.
[14:13] ---
    After all, he was able to handle Tama.
[14:16] ---
    That's not all.
[14:18] ---
    I'll have you know, with
    every transformation,
[14:19] ---
    Hayate's combat abilities will
    increase by leaps and bounds.
[14:22] ---
    And Hayate still has two stages
    of transformation left.
[14:25] ---
    You understand what this means?
[14:27] ---
    What?! I have no such functionality!
[14:30] ---
    What?! You don't?!
[14:31] ---
    Really?!
[14:33] ---
    I'm not Frieza. Looking so
    troubled isn't going to help...
[14:37] ---
    If you have a problem with Hayate's
    strength or qualifications,
[14:41] ---
    why not give him an evaluation test?
[14:43] ---
    Evaluation test?!
[14:45] ---
    Yes, if he is truly capable
    of protecting the Miss,
[14:48] ---
    he should even be able to swim across
    a pool of boiling hot coal tar.
[14:52] ---
    What?!
[14:53] ---
    Hmm, a butler should definitely be fine,
[14:56] ---
    even if he's dropped from
    a height of 2000 meters.
[14:58] ---
    Um, hello?
[15:00] ---
    All right, we accept your challenge!
[15:02] ---
    Wait! Um, what about what I think?
[15:05] ---
    Then please wait a moment.
[15:07] ---
    I shall have the test prepared right away.
[15:09] ---
    Yes! Bring it on! Do you worst!
[15:12] ---
    Augh...
[15:13] ---
    Or rather, I don't know
    what I'm being tested on,
[15:16] ---
    but is it going to be okay?
[15:17] ---
    In more ways than one...
[15:18] ---
    It'll be fine!
[15:19] ---
    What?
[15:20] ---
    Knowing you, you'll be
    able to manage somehow.
[15:24] ---
    Cyclamen
[15:27] ---
    Um, Maria, could it be the Miss
    has high expectations of me?
[15:32] ---
    High... expectations?
[15:34] ---
    She tends to be extremely
    shy around strangers
[15:37] ---
    and she doesn't openly show
    her emotions very much...
[15:39] ---
    What?
[15:40] ---
    In particular, she's been smiling
    less after Himegami left.
[15:45] ---
    So it's been a while since
    she was that energetic.
[15:50] ---
    The fact that you saved her
    must have really delighted her.
[15:54] ---
    Part of me is definitely
    doing it for the money,

[15:59] ---
    but if she's putting her faith in me...
[16:04] ---
    I decided that I wanted to
    live up to her expectations.

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    Now, then, are you prepared for this?
[16:12] ---
    This is the test that will
    evaluate how qualified you are!
[16:16] ---
    This is...!
[16:21] ---
    Um, what is this?
[16:22] ---
    Currently being developed by a company
    controlled by the Sanzenin family,
[16:26] ---
    this is the caregiver robot "Eight"!
[16:27] ---
    I have been waiting for
    you, Mr. Hayate Ayasaki.
[16:31] ---
    Don't tell me you expect
    me to fight this thing...?
[16:34] ---
    Don't be so crass.
[16:36] ---
    He is a caregiver robot.
[16:37] ---
    In other words, the ultimate
    butler, born to serve his master!
[16:41] ---
    You will use these various
    items from daily life
[16:44] ---
    and you and Eight will compete to
    see who is the superior butler.
[16:47] ---
    Wait. Miss?
[16:49] ---
    I don't know... This is
    an awfully ugly robot.
[16:53] ---
    Grr!
[16:54] ---
    Please!
[16:55] ---
    This is technically the world's
    most cutting-edge caregiver robot!
[16:58] ---
    Most cutting-edge?! This thing?!
[17:00] ---
    If an ugly robot like this
    was taking care of you,
[17:02] ---
    wouldn't you actually want to die?
[17:04] ---
    Please!
[17:05] ---
    Well, at any rate,
[17:06] ---
    this robot doesn't seem capable
    of combining or transforming.
[17:09] ---
    There's no way Hayate would lose. Right?
[17:12] ---
    W-Well...
[17:13] ---
    I-If you want to see combining
    or transforming that badly...
[17:17] ---
    ...how about I transform you?!
[17:23] ---
    Damn! I missed.
[17:27] ---
    My, my, what a terribly
    short-tempered cutting-edge robot.
[17:32] ---
    Wait, this is no time for that!
    Please hurry up and shut it down!
[17:37] ---
    Once my ardent pathos is set
    in motion, no one can stop me!
[17:41] ---
    You shut up!
[17:42] ---
    Mr. Klaus?
[17:43] ---
    Um, as I recall, to stop it,
    you have to open the back panel
[17:47] ---
    and enter the password 1-1-9-2...
[17:49] ---
    Hayate, it'll apparently
    stop if you just break it!
[17:52] ---
    H-Hey!
[17:53] ---
    So this is going in that
    direction, after all.
[17:56] ---
    Hayate!
[18:00] ---
    That's right! I have to protect the Miss!
[18:02] ---
    For I'm... I'm to be her butler!
[18:10] ---
    I am going to fight in earnest!
[18:12] ---
    Miss, please step over there.
[18:21] ---
    What?! Is this guy really for caregiving?!
[18:24] ---
    Fire!
[18:29] ---
    It must be a feature necessary
    for women living alone...
[18:34] ---
    You know, stalkers seem to be a big problem.
[18:36] ---
    That sounds absurdly fishy.
[18:41] ---
    Kid, don't think you can keep
    running away from me forever!
[18:45] ---
    Hayate!
[18:51] ---
    That's the water pipe!
[18:53] ---
    I see! Machines are weak against water!
[18:55] ---
    I wonder who's going to clean up this mess...
[18:58] ---
    So what?
[18:59] ---
    The waterproofing on Japanese
    robots is the best in the world!
[19:03] ---
    Now's my chance!
[19:08] ---
    Wha?!
[19:12] ---
    Th-These are...!
[19:13] ---
    That's right!
[19:14] ---
    Pure silver knives, which conduct
    electricity better than stainless steel!
[19:17] ---
    Furthermore, underfoot is a
    wool carpet soaked with water!
[19:21] ---
    And this is 100 volts of pure domestic power!
[19:25] ---
    W-Wait, if you use that
    under these circumstances,
[19:28] ---
    you'll be electrocuted, too!
[19:30] ---
    I'm sure.
[19:32] ---
    But...
[19:33] ---
    It's apparently a butler's
    duty to protect his mistress,
[19:35] ---
    even if it costs his life.
[19:39] ---
    Hayate...
[19:40] ---
    Act cool all you want. You're going
    to be poor for the rest of your life.
[19:45] ---
    Buster Collider!
[19:47] ---
    Wh-What's a Collider?!
[19:49] ---
    Takaya!
[19:50] ---
    And you kids out there,
    don't ever do this at home.

[19:57] ---
    He acquitted himself rather
    brilliantly, didn't he?
[20:00] ---
    Do you still find Hayate's
    abilities dissatisfactory?
[20:03] ---
    Very well.
[20:05] ---
    We can employ him at least
    until we find our next butler.
[20:14] ---
    And now, with the tolling
    of the New Year's Eve bells,
[20:17] ---
    the new year is finally almost
    upon the Japanese archipelago.
[20:21] ---
    Good-bye to the last year.
[20:23] ---
    Hello to the new year.
[20:25] ---
    We hope that the new year
    is a good year for everyone.
[20:30] ---
    Ah! You're awake! I was worried!
[20:33] ---
    Miss...
[20:35] ---
    Oh! What happened to the butler test?!
[20:38] ---
    You passed, of course.
[20:40] ---
    Thank goodness...
[20:42] ---
    But I made such a mess of that room...
[20:45] ---
    I am sorry.
[20:46] ---
    It doesn't really matter.
[20:47] ---
    What?
[20:48] ---
    There are plenty of other rooms
    that will serve as replacements.
[20:51] ---
    But there is no replacement for you...
[20:54] ---
    Miss...
[20:58] ---
    O-Oh! So, well, you know...
[21:00] ---
    I was happy that you protected me. So, um...
[21:06] ---
    I-I'll continue...
[21:12] ---
    ...to count on you, Hayate!
[21:15] ---
    Yes, please leave it to me, Miss.
[21:22] ---
    There are still a lot of problems,
[21:25] ---
    but it seems he should continue
    to do well at this estate.

[21:29] ---
    Oh, my!
[21:30] ---
    That day, I swore to myself!
[21:33] ---
    That I would protect this person, the
    Miss, even if it cost me my life!
[21:39] ---
    Hey, you there! Are you listening?!
[21:45] ---
    Eh?
[21:46] ---
    That's what you get for going
    on and on for 3 whole episodes.
[21:50] ---
    Look! The cherry blossoms
    have all scattered already!
[21:52] ---
    What of it?!
[21:53] ---
    Now, let us continue where we left off!
[21:59] ---
    Up we go...
[22:01] ---
    Starting next episode is a new development!
[22:05] ---
    This showdown sequence has been put
    off since the start of Episode 1,
[22:09] ---
    but this will finally be the end of it!
[22:12] ---
    Hayate!
[22:13] ---
    New development!
[22:15] ---
    And thus, the boy became a legend...
[22:17] ---
    No, he became a butler.
[22:19] ---
    Next time, he will fight with a giant campus!
[22:26] ---
    Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
[22:26] ---
    If my dreams have taken your heart
[22:32] ---
    Kizutsuke-tetara
[22:32] ---
    And brought it pain
[22:36] ---
    Sono omoi wa itsuka
[22:36] ---
    Someday, that anguish
[22:42] ---
    Boku ga morau yo
[22:42] ---
    I will take from you
[22:47] ---
    Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
[22:47] ---
    While trembling over something precious
[22:52] ---
    Kakezuri-mawatte
[22:52] ---
    And madly dashing about
[22:57] ---
    Seou itami ni hibi wa
[22:57] ---
    The hurt I bore made the days
[23:02] ---
    Muimi ni sugita
[23:02] ---
    Go by emptily
[23:07] ---
    Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
[23:07] ---
    Just chasing and continually being overtaken
[23:13] ---
    Tohou ni kureru kaze
[23:13] ---
    A wind who's lost its bearing
[23:18] ---
    Kimi no doko ni furetara
[23:18] ---
    What part of you should I touch
[23:24] ---
    Ii ka o sagashita
[23:24] ---
    I sought it out
[23:29] ---
    Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
[23:29] ---
    You alone, I want to protect so much
[23:34] ---
    Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
[23:34] ---
    Getting away from the rut of desire
[23:39] ---
    Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
[23:39] ---
    Someday, it will all be ours and that
[23:44] ---
    Kimi to boku no Proof
[23:44] ---
    Is our proof, yours and mine
[23:48] ---
    Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
[23:48] ---
    Even all my tears, I entrust to you
[23:59] ---
    Preview
[24:02] ---
    You're not a Hakuou student, are you?
SIGN    The next episode of
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:04] ---
    Just who are you?!
[24:05] ---
    Um, I'm...
[24:06] ---
    Don't lie to me!
[24:08] ---
    But I haven't said anything yet...
[24:09] ---
    Could Hayate have become involved
    in something troublesome again...?
[24:13] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:14] ---
    "My First Errand. This
    Is Snake. No Response".
[24:18] ---
    Ayasaki, if you don't try to get
    what you want once in a while,
[24:21] ---
    you'll miss your chance at happiness.
[24:22] ---
    Have you ever felt the cosmos?!
[24:23] ---
    My First Errand
    ~This Is Snake. No Response
[24:39] ---
    SIGN: If you don't watch "Hayate the Combat
    Butler" again next time, I'll get mad.
[24:44] ---
    


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Updated 2026-06-23 01:21:32 UTC by whimsee