# 29 - Match-Making Meeting
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When watching TV,
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please keep the room bright...
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...and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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If you have a match-making meeting,
do you always get married?
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Huh? What's this about all of a sudden?
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Well, uh... actually...
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Saki went out drinking
with her friends two nights ago
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and she was out late, so she stayed
the night at her parents' house.
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Then, she came back yesterday morning and...
***SIGN*** Video Rental V Tachibana
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Oh, back already?
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You don't go home much,
so you could've spent more time there.
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No, I did not wish to cause you any worry,
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so I came back as quickly as I could.
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Like I said, I wasn't worried or anything.
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I-Incidentally, there were men
at our get-together last night, too.
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I don't care about that stuff.
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Also, my mother suggested I go
to a match-making meeting.
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Hah! That's great!
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Oh, Mother? Please set up
that meeting as soon as you can!
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Yes, full speed ahead.
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What? Oh, wait, Saki?!
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All right, I understand.
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So, tomorrow on Sunday,
I will be going to a match-making meeting.
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Therefore, I will be taking some time off.
I assume that will be fine?!
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What?!
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So, she's been out since this morning.
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That's unexpected to hear,
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but she's going to the meeting
because she wants to get married, right?
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The look on your face shows
an awfully self-centered disgruntlement.
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Wha?!
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No helping it then.
I guess I'll help you out.
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What?
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Well, well, a match-makin' meetin', huh?
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It'll be chock full
of opportunities to make jabs.
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I've never witnessed a match-making meeting.
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Then why don't you all go
watch the match-making meeting?
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Wha?!
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Yes! That's a good idea!
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Wha?!
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* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
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* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
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Who gives a damn?!
Now's not the time for that!
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Saki just might end up leaving, you know!
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
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Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
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Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
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Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
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Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
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Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
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Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
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Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
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Match-Making Meeting
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Everyone should be there about now.
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A match-making meeting
in this day and age!
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It could be nice with a certain charm to it.
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Then, we shall leave it
to the young couple from here on out.
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Sounds good!
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No!
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Please have mercy, my lord magistrate!
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Oh, no!
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Come, come, it will be fine!
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Someone, please save me!
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Oh, my! What am I thinking?!
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* More like, that's not*
* a match-making meeting.*
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* Damn. A match-making meeting?*
* What the hell is that?*
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* This is one of the most*
* distinguished restaurants in the city.*
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* I'll have you know,*
* we are not reusing Isumi's house.*
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Darn it! To think Saki's
having a match-making meeting
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with some strange guy somewhere in there...!
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I got it!
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It seems Saki is participating
in their standard Young Couple Time.
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What the heck is that?
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In other words, they take
a stroll around the garden alone
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and jabber on about
their hobbies and things.
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Like doin' a married couple comedy routine.
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J-Just the two of them?!
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But the garden here is so vast,
it's called the Forest of the Lost.
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And it seems women who have
participated in match-making parties
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have gone missing here.
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What?!
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Saki and her guy may have
become skeletons by now, too.
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We're finding them at all costs!
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No matter what, they won't turn
into skeletons so quickly.
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No, no, this degree of tension
just makes it more interesting.
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It's so nice and fatty!
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N-Nice to meet you!
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I am Kyonosuke Kaoru
and I teach at Hakuou Academy!
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I am Saki Kijima.
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*Allow me to explain.*
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* Kyonosuke Kaoru has appeared*
* as a minor character,*
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*but he's had a piddly number of lines.*
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*Now, he's going to talk his head off.*
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I-I apologize for dragging
you out here today.
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N-Not at all. I feel the same way...
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Um, uh... What are your interests?
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*What should I do?*
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I build Gundam models on occasion.
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*I got carried away and I ended up here,*
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Uh, did you know that back in the day,
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*but I have no plan to get married...*
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you could buy an Elmeth
for 300 yen before tax?
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An Elmeth is a Gundam model, by the way.
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*I feel terrible for doing this to him...*
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The Federation feared
the Elmeth as the "tricorn hat"
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and it was also known
as the Ghost of Solomon.
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Though, when it was first released,
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it was packaged under the name
"Elmeth", just like in the show.
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*Well, I sure was young back then...*
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* Or rather, I must explain*
* how things ended up this way.*
***SIGN*** Pub Charm Droplets
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Cheers!
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So? How are things these days, Saki?
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What?
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That's right, how are things?
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"H-How are things?"
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That's what I should be asking you.
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What's going on with
your job search, you two?
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I-Is being unproductive a crime?!
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We're working on self-realization!
You know, self-realization!
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Sorry, I was wrong. I won't ask anymore.
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No one cares about that stuff.
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When girls get together and say,
"How are things lately?"
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it's about men, of course!
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Wh-Why are you so intent on this?
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I have no need of a boyfriend.
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Besides, I'm too busy with work
for that sort of thing.
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What a terribly mundane response.
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No attractive man is going to
pay attention to you like that.
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Not to worry.
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I believe I get plenty of attention
from an attractive man.
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What was with that comment?!
So you do have a boyfriend?!
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N-No, uh...
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Give us the details!
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So, I mean, uh...
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Shoot. I didn't think I'd be out so late.
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There's no train that goes back
to Nakano-Sakaue at this hour...
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I have no choice.
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I will call the Young Sir
to make sure he does not worry
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and I will stay the night
at my parent's today.
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Oh, okay, so you're not coming back.
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Uh, um, you sound rather happy about that.
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Really?
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It's not like I'm thinking I won't
get scolded for staying out late.
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W-Well, anyway, I apologize
for causing you worry.
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Huh? I wasn't worried.
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What?
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Uh, um, for a girl to go out drinking
and come home in the morning is...
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Looks like I'll be getting
a peaceful night's sleep tonight!
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Thank you for the meal.
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Wait, Saki, are you always
this grumpy at mealtime?
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I was born grumpy.
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Oh, my, what a thing to say!
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*Honestly!*
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* I'm coming back in the morning*
* after going drinking*
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*and he's not worried at all?!*
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*Well, as you can see, nothing happens.*
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Well, then, I am going back!
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Wait, Saki! Hold on!
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What is it?!
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Um, so Saki dear, do you have any
interest in match-making meetings?
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Huh?
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Incidentally, this kit does
not come with a figurine!
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However! It comes with Char's
custom Gelgoog and 10 bits.
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* Mention a match-making meeting*
* in that situation and anyone would have...*
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Incidentally, the scale is 1:550!
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Um, am I boring you
with my Gundam model talk?
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Oh, I-I'm sorry. I was just
thinking about something...
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No, I can tell by the glum
look on your face.
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Oh, um...
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I'm 28 already and my parents
are really getting on my case.
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What?
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They keep telling me to get married.
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So I reluctantly wound up coming
to this match-making meeting...
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Oh, um, me, too.
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What?
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I was sort of forced into it
and got carried away.
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I-I am sorry!
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Oh, no, I'm no better than you!
M-More importantly...
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What?
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Where are we?
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This is...!
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Where in the world could they be?
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This place looks like there
really could be wild animals here.
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Please do not worry! I shall
protect you at the risk of my own life!
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Darn it! Which way could they be?!
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But Wataru, don't you care about Isumi?
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Wha?!
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Oh, my...
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Huh?! What's Isumi got to do
with any of this?!
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Good point.
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In a typical romance, the pattern goes...
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If ya drag yer feet, unable to confess
yer feelings to yer sweetheart,
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yer sweetheart starts gettin' offers
for match-makin' meetings and stuff.
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It's not like that!
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Then just leave Saki alone.
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She's of age, so she's got
a right to find happiness.
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Th-That's true, but...
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Ya don't make any sense.
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Well, not that it matters.
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It's already weird, since I'm your
betrothed and I'm helping you here.
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Then, fine! I don't need any more help!
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Oh, there she is! Saki!
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What?!
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Where could we be?
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I have no idea.
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Do you suppose that's the way back?
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Who the heck is that?
I've seen him somewhere before.
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Oh, that's Mr. Kaoru!
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Oh, that Gundam model freak!
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I can't hear them, but they
seem like they're hitting it off.
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They certainly do.
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Damn it! That Saki!
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Don't tell me she's serious
about a guy like him?!
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If only we could hear them somehow...
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I'll bet even the all-purpose butler
can't do anythin' about this.
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Please leave it to me!
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What?!
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Please leave it to me, Miss!
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I thought such a need might arise,
so I learned lip-reading with the SPK
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and I will use it
to read their conversation!
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The truth is, um,
there's someone I care for.
**[11:36] ---**
What?
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"The truth is, Saki,
you are the person I care for!"
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What?!
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O-Oh, someone you care for?
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Yes.
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"O-Oh, I also care for you!"
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So, who is this person you like?
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She's a childhood friend.
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She used to be really cute
way back when, but...
***SIGN*** Yukiji
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* This is ultimately the subjective*
* vision of a man in love.*
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As she grew older, she became more
of a mess in terms of her personality.
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Actually, she was a mess to begin with...
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"So, what is it that you like?"
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"What I like about you is that you'd
make a child wife and how you're cute."
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"I just want to mess you up.
Actually, I want to mess you up big time!"
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But you still like her?
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"Th-Then do as you like with me!"
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I don't know what she thinks of me,
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but how you feel is something
that's hard to change, you know?
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That's true.
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How you feel is...
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"I'm more of a skilled operator
than you'd think,"
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"and I'll change things so it feels good!"
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"That's great! As long as it feels good!"
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I can't put up with this anymore! Saki!
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Ya moron!
**[12:35] ---**
Ya jump out there without a plan
and she'll just end up hatin' ya!
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Yes, she has a point.
**[12:40] ---**
Th-Then what am I supposed to do?!
**[12:42] ---**
How 'bout ya knock her out
with a whack with this from behind.
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I-I don't know about that.
**[12:50] ---**
As a globally standard method,
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how about creating a critical situation
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and once you've highlighted
her partner's worthlessness,
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you go out there and resolve things?
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Th-That's my Hayate! That's good!
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Oh, please...
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That's too much of a cliché, right?
**[13:05] ---**
This is the Heisei era, not Showa.
**[13:08] ---**
Even Wataru won't go for a plan like...
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You're amazing that you can come up
with a plan like that, Hayate!
**[13:12] ---**
Right?! My butler is a genius!
**[13:15] ---**
Yeah, he's a genius!
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, please...
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Wataru probably doesn't watch
cliché dramas of this sort, so...
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But assumin' we use this
totally cliché method,
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how're we gonna create
the critical situation?
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We're going to use Tama.
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Tama?
**[13:30] ---**
Rarr.
**[13:31] ---**
What's he doing here?
**[13:32] ---**
* He heard Maria talking to herself*
* and couldn't resist coming.*
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Rarr...
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So, I end up staying alone at home again.
**[13:42] ---**
Well, I'll just sing
to my heart's content then!
**[13:53] ---**
Let us stop the...
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More Kinoppi than Kaakun.
(*Ka*akun yori Kinop*pi*.)
**[14:00] ---**
Do you like century eggs?
(*Pi*itan osuki desu*ka*?)
**[14:11] ---**
I suppose I'll get some cleaning done.
**[14:13] ---**
That actually made me feel more lonely.
**[14:19] ---**
Well, that's what's going on,
**[14:21] ---**
so you leap out of the bushes
and scare them a little.
**[14:24] ---**
I don't mind doing that,
but what do I get out of it?
**[14:27] ---**
Let me think...
**[14:29] ---**
If you don't do as I say,
**[14:30] ---**
how about I reveal
that you're a talking tiger
**[14:32] ---**
and sell you off to the circus?
**[14:34] ---**
A-All right already! Damn it!
**[14:37] ---**
I believe I have Tama's
cooperation now as well.
**[14:39] ---**
Ya can communicate with tigers?
**[14:42] ---**
Yes, in a way...
**[14:43] ---**
That's my butler!
**[14:45] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:47] ---**
Sheesh! That Hayate!
**[14:49] ---**
He looks so sweet, but
the things he says are nasty. Man!
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* Right then, Tama became aware*
* of a terrifying menacing aura!*
**[14:59] ---**
*Wh-What's this aura?*
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* They say animals instinctively*
* known when approached*
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*by a beast that's stronger than them, but...*
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* So, my instincts still hadn't*
* forgotten how to do that!*
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*Th-This vicious beast's aura...*
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*I-I can't move...*
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I must apologize.
**[15:23] ---**
Not only did I make you come
to this match-making meeting,
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but you also had to listen to me
selfishly talk about my life.
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Not at all.
**[15:30] ---**
She's selfish and capricious,
and she gets offended easily,
**[15:35] ---**
but they tend to be the ones
that are the hardest to ignore...
**[15:39] ---**
Selfish and capricious, and easily offended?
**[15:47] ---**
The truth is...
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Huh?
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Um, there's someone
I find hard to ignore, too.
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I'm envious.
**[15:56] ---**
What?
**[15:57] ---**
Of that person who has your affections.
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Mr. Kaoru!
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Ooh! That was superbly agile for Tama!
**[16:15] ---**
Now's yer chance, Wataru! Get goin' already!
**[16:17] ---**
R-Right!
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Saki!
**[16:21] ---**
You okay, Saki?!
**[16:21] ---**
Young Sir! What are you doing here?
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, no, uh... What am I...?
**[16:27] ---**
Never mind that, we have to run!
**[16:28] ---**
But we can't leave Mr. Kaoru behind!
**[16:31] ---**
Leave it to me! I'll save him!
**[16:39] ---**
That's good, that's good!
**[16:40] ---**
This is getting to be quite
an exciting turn of events!
**[16:42] ---**
Yeah! I guess clichés
can be good sometimes.
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Well, I was going to attack those guys,
**[16:49] ---**
but I sensed the aura
of this terrible beast,
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so I thought it was dicey and I came back.
**[16:53] ---**
What?!
**[16:55] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[16:56] ---**
Um, it appears that beast
we saw wasn't Tama...
**[17:01] ---**
What?!
**[17:02] ---**
Th-Then what's over there?
**[17:04] ---**
It may be a real wild animal...
**[17:07] ---**
What?!
**[17:09] ---**
Young Sir, it is dangerous!
**[17:11] ---**
Saki, you run!
**[17:12] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:13] ---**
Come on out, beast! Let Mr. Kaoru go!
**[17:15] ---**
Or I'll destroy you!
**[17:18] ---**
Wataru,
**[17:19] ---**
the thing in there isn't Tama,
but a real wild animal.
**[17:24] ---**
Take that! And that! And that! And that!
**[17:25] ---**
Stop that, you idiot!
**[17:30] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:32] ---**
Voltes Kick!
**[17:34] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:38] ---**
Saki!
**[17:41] ---**
Miss Katsura?!
**[17:42] ---**
Y-Yukiji, what the heck are you doing here?
**[17:46] ---**
I was told I could drink all I want
at the match-making party,
**[17:48] ---**
so I'd been drinking since yesterday,
**[17:49] ---**
but they told me to knock it off
and kicked me out!
**[17:52] ---**
I got lost in the woods
**[17:53] ---**
and I'm hungry and I'm on edge here!
**[17:53] ---**
It's only natural
that she'd get kicked out...
**[17:55] ---**
I haven't had nearly enough to drink!
**[17:55] ---**
I agree...
**[17:57] ---**
For starters, we're going to Kabukicho
and get back to drinking!
**[18:00] ---**
You're treating!
**[18:01] ---**
Help me! I'm going home!
**[18:05] ---**
Did you come out of concern
for my match-making meeting?
**[18:08] ---**
Th-Things are busy at the shop.
**[18:11] ---**
There's no time for match-making
meetings. We're going home!
**[18:13] ---**
Come on!
**[18:22] ---**
You are right.
**[18:24] ---**
I will not be able to get married
for a while at the rate things are going.
**[18:27] ---**
D-Damn straight! You dummy!
**[18:38] ---**
Good grief. He's like a little brother
who needs a lot of looking-after.
**[18:42] ---**
Agreed.
**[18:43] ---**
But does Wataru like Isumi?
Or does he like Saki?
**[18:48] ---**
What's up with him?
**[18:50] ---**
Well, with boys,
there are all kinds of "likes".
**[18:56] ---**
I don't really understand,
**[18:57] ---**
but boys are more
complicated than I thought.
**[19:00] ---**
Yes.
**[19:01] ---**
This doesn't really matter,
but was your lip-reading accurate?
**[19:05] ---**
Actually, I'm pretty
confident of my abilities.
**[19:09] ---**
*After a storm, relationships strengthen.*
**[19:11] ---**
* Well, not that we care*
* about the happiness of others.*
**[19:14] ---**
* More importantly, next time,*
* they'll be fighting against suspense!*
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
**[19:22] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, huh?
**[19:24] ---**
That boy has quite a lot of potential.
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Superintendent
Kirika Kuzuha
**[19:35] ---**
That boy...
**[19:37] ---**
Make him wear outfits like this or that...
**[19:40] ---**
And put cat-ears on him...
**[19:44] ---**
Honestly! Mistress Kuzuha!
***SIGN*** Superintendent's Personal Butler
Sion Kuresato
**[19:47] ---**
What's so great about a guy like him anyway?
**[19:50] ---**
Sion, do not be so jealous.
**[19:53] ---**
You, too, wish to make
Ayasaki weep, do you not?
**[19:57] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[19:59] ---**
So, um, how long do I have to wait?
**[20:03] ---**
I know.
**[20:04] ---**
Mysterious Butler of Darkness No. 1,
**[20:07] ---**
defeat Hayate Ayasaki
and make him one of us!
**[20:11] ---**
Yes, my lady!
**[20:15] ---**
Here you are, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[20:21] ---**
He will come to realize just how
frightful my assassin can be...
**[20:28] ---**
Another peaceful day.
**[20:32] ---**
My turn!
**[20:34] ---**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[20:42] ---**
My name is Duel Butler!
**[20:44] ---**
My turn! Draw!
**[20:47] ---**
Wh-What the?!
**[20:49] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[20:54] ---**
Now, fight me, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[20:56] ---**
I don't really understand, but here I go!
**[21:00] ---**
My turn! Draw! Magic card!
**[21:03] ---**
Summon White-Haired Demon Klaus and attack!
***SIGN*** Klaus
**[21:12] ---**
But even when crushed,
they come back to life!
**[21:13] ---**
That vitality is
the true strength of my deck!
**[21:16] ---**
Activate the Shield Trigger!
**[21:18] ---**
Not so fast!
**[21:20] ---**
Drawing yet again!
**[21:20] ---**
I'll finish you off with
the rare Hayate Ayasaki card!
**[21:25] ---**
Here we go, partner!
**[21:26] ---**
Okay, my alter ego!
**[21:32] ---**
Wha?!
**[21:34] ---**
Me?! Killed in one turn?!
**[21:42] ---**
Huh? What the...
**[21:44] ---**
Damn it all! Just you remember this!
**[21:46] ---**
What in the world was that?
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
The End
**[21:49] ---**
"This Week's"?!
**[21:50] ---**
Don't tell me this is going
to keep happening?!
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:04] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:22] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:27] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:44] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:50] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:56] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:57] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:01] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:14] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:31] ---**
Summoned, I pop out, I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I'm Maria.
**[23:35] ---**
Oh? What are you doing here, Maria?
**[23:38] ---**
When the story takes place
outside the Sanzenin estate,
**[23:40] ---**
I tend to have few scenes,
so it seems I get to do this instead.
**[23:43] ---**
I see, that's an alarming situation.
**[23:45] ---**
But the majority of this show's viewers
**[23:47] ---**
must be watching mainly to see me,
so there should be no problem.
**[23:49] ---**
What? Do you think so?
**[23:51] ---**
I'd like to see more scenes
with Maria in them.
**[23:53] ---**
Oh, Hayate!
**[23:54] ---**
See you later!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:59] ---**
Sh-She's dead?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I confess, I already have
a good idea of who the culprit is.
**[24:03] ---**
What?!
**[24:04] ---**
She sees through to the one and only truth.
**[24:06] ---**
With the looks of a snooty softy
and the brains of a societal bum.
**[24:07] ---**
Her name is Great Detective Nagi!
**[24:09] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:10] ---**
"The Beautiful Rich Great
Young Detective Lady Saw It!
**[24:13] ---**
"The Case of the Murdered Female
Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam".
**[24:14] ---**
It will be full of fan
service scenes as well.
**[24:16] ---**
I hope you enjoy it with your entire family.
**[24:18] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
**[24:18] ---**
The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It!
The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
**[24:19] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:20] ---**
Looking at a cast list in the newspaper,
**[24:21] ---**
the 3rd or the 5th on the list
is the most likely to be culprit.